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Imprint Friday, September 30,1983; Vol. 6, No. 11; UW's Student Newspaper; Waterloo, Ontarlo

Inuit Survival - see centrespread -

Entertainment Sex and violence, pg. 3 Street dance, pg. 4 OFS repot?, pg. 5

Joe Jacksoh, p9.14 Ronnie Hawkins, pg. 16 Second City, pg. 17

Rugby tries,pg. 18 Soccer shock,pg. 18, Football loss, pg .21

Campus Events and Classifieds are due Mondays at 5:00 p.m: sharp! Campus Events are free, but may be edited due to space considerations, Classifieds cost 75c for 20 words and Eic/word for each extra word; non students and refunders pay $3;00/20 words and 25$ for exach extra word. Delivery Campus Events and Classifieds to the Imprint office, Campus Centre room 140.

Friday,

Sept. 30 -

Volunteers are needed to read material for visually impaired students on campus this term.. Call Carol Moogk-Soulis, ext. 2130. No previous experience necessary; the reading can be done at your convenience. Psychology students: vote! Elections for the Psychology Society Executive will be held Friday, Sept. 30/83. The ballot box will be placed in PAS 1049 from 9:00 - 4:O0. Please bring your student card. Graduating students who want to participate in the on-campus interviews for permanent employment should pick up a registration kit in Co-ordination, NH1001 or the Career Information Centre, NH 1115. Deadline for registraton is Oct. 7, 1983. Research Shortcuts Workshops Public Finance, 2:30 p.m.

PEERS Centre is open from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Monday - Thursday; 12 p.m. - 2 p.m. Friday. They are a listening, information and referral service in CC 221. Salat-Ul-Jumua (Friday prayer) sponsored by the Muslim Students’ Association. 1:20 p.m., CC 110. UW Gymnastics p.m., PACBlue.

Club

practice,

4:30

Table Tennis Club: Come and join us for lots of recreation or competition. Please bring your own racquets and balls. 7 - 10 p.m., Blue Activity Area, PAC. Earthen Mug Coffee House - enjoy an evening of relaxing music starting at 8 p.m. Everyone welcome, sponsor’ed by WCF. Refreshments served, CC 1i0. Fed Flicks - Spring Break. Feds $1, others $2.

AL 116,8p.m.

Come retreat with the Lutheran Campus Ministry at Camp Edgewood, beginning at 4 p.m. today until 8 p.m., Saturday. Retreat theme: “Basic Human Needs”. Call 8886979 or 888-7786 for details.

Saturday,

Oct. l-

Outer’s Club Bike Ride to Elora and maybe a swim if the water is OK. Bring your bathing suit and a friend. CC, 9 a.m. Marketplace ‘83: An arts-oriented workshop seminar featuring 6 high-level communications-journalism professionals from private-indusry will be held today from 9:30 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. in Hagey Hall. Registration *is $3.00, and includes registration kit, coffee, and luncheon. Sponsored by English. & Applied Studies faculties with assistance from the Arts

Undergraduate Office. Call Karrie or Wendy at ext. 2634 or drop by the English Society office (HH 260) for more details or to register. Day of Action for Choice on Abortion local supporter-s will rally at Waterloo Park, then board buses to Toronto City Hail. Leave Toronto at 4 p.m. $7.00 return, if possible; if not, subsidies are available. Old school house, 10 a.m. Street Dance ‘83, sponsored by the Feds in conjunction with UW Alumni Affair,s and the WLU student union. Featuring the Beirdo Brothers and Band. Come and enjoy! Absolutely free! 7 - midnight, Waterloo Square. Theatresports live improvisational comedy. 8 p.m., HH 180. $2. Feds, $1.50, American Feds $.1.20 (US). Fed Flicks

see Friday.

Sunday,

Oct. 2 -

A Joyful Celebration of Holy Communion in Keffer Chapel, WLU at 11 a.m. every Sunday in the WLU School Term. Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus Ministry. Laurel Creek Nature Centre Creepies from the Creek (11 a.m. and 2 p.m.) Discover what creatures live in Laurel Creek and what they can tell us about the water quality of the stream. Rubber boots are an asset. . Free Table Tennis Clinic: a coaching session will be held for all those interested. Balls will be supplied, but please bring your own racquets. Contact Yih-Sheh Leo at 746-1550. 2-5 p.m., Blue Act,ivity Area, ? PAC. Outers Club Kayaking. Learn to roll with them. PAC Pool, 4 to 6 p.m. UW Gymnastics Club practice, Blue Activity Area, PAC.

7 p.m.;‘

All welcome to Conrad Grebel College’s informal service with coffee hour following. 7 p.m., CGC. Fed Flicks

see Friday.

M&day,

Ott,

Unemployed Workers Centre is looking for Co-ed Volleyball players to play Thursdays beginning Oct. 20. For more information call 886-8 13 1. Junior Farmers - old and new: the campus club would like to hear from you. Call Ken at 744-5912 or Susan at 888-6252. Debating Society meets - come and join the fun. 5 p.m., St. Jeromes 229.

Workshop: For experienced Theatresports players who may wish to give workshops. The room will be announced at the next Theatresports game or ask the Turnkeys. 730 p.m., somewhere in the cc. Kitchener Transit will be increasing the ,ievel of service to UW effective today, by introducing more buses and restoring the two-way routing through the campus. Buses designated “7D University” will follow the existing route, entering from University Avenue, and leaving at Columbia Street. Buses designated “7D Columbia” will enter at Columbia Street and exit at University Ave. A minor change in routing will see buses using Regina St. between Columbia and Hickory rather than King St. to eliminate the severe turning problem at King and Columbia. The frequency of buses between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. will be increased to provide a more balanced level of service. See the story and map, page 3 of this issue. Peace Society begins a three week series on international issues with special guest speaker Nicole .Roiland-Vassiliadis, sharing “Impressions on Nicaragua” from the Southern-Ontario Solidarity’s tour this past spring. 12:30 p.m. CGC room 250. Postings for the 1984 summer jobs begin on the 1st floor of Needles Hall for regular students.

Tuesdgy,

Oct. 4 -

Health*Wise assessments are available through Campus Health Promotion. It includes a complete fitness evaluation, and personal profile. Recommendations for change are discussed with the fitness consultant. Students, $15; Staff, Faculty, $25. Phone 884-9620 for a one hour Health*Wise appointment. Diplomacy Club meeting. Come and play or learn to play. If you can or cannot make it, please call Chris Paul at 886-9408 to let him know. Beginners welcome. 6 pm, CC 138B. WJSA-Hillel Bagel Brunch. Come and eat bagels. Why? Because the1 taste good, and youTl1 like them. See ya there! CC 110, 11:30 to 1:30 p.m. Tuesday noon *hour concerts, 12:30 to 1:30 in the CGC Chapel. Gymnastics Club practice, Activities Area, PAC.

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4:30, Blue \

Research $hortcuts Workshop Library, English literature, 2:30 p.m.

across Canada

Did you know we have an ongoing need for graduates interested in civilian careers, in scientifk research and development and in social and strategic analyses and operational research? We presently employ 550 scientists, twothirds of whom possess advanced degrees with specializations in: Physical Sciences Mathematics Biological Sciences Social Sciences or degrees in: Engineering Computer Science/Mathematics Mathematics/Computer Science

Table Tennis Club: Beginners, amateurs and professionals; all are welcome. It only costs $3 for the whole term. 7:30 - lo:30 p.m., Blue Activities Area, PAC. . Chess Club meets in CC 135, 7ep.m. to midnight. Sign up for chess tournament or drop by anytime to play chess.

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Christianity and Marxism. Christian perspective lecture series. Drs. G. Morbey, HH 334,4:30 p.m. CGC Chapel. Evening prayer and sermon. 4:30 p.m. CGC.

with Choir

In Search of a Sun - a movie sponsored by WCF. $2 in advance, $2.50 at the door. Non-feds add $1.7 p.m. MC 2066. UW Gymnastics PAC Blue.

Club

Practice,

7 p.m.,

CUSO information meeting. CUSO’s programs in technology, agriculture, health, education -and business a response to development needs in Third World countries: People with suitable skills are urged to attend. 7:30 p.m., MC 3004. UW Science Fiction Club invites you to join them at a regular meeting every Wednesday night. 7:30 p.m., MC 3036. Emerge and meet GLOW coffeehouse. cc 110.

your friends at the 8:30 p.m. to 11 p.m.,

Free films on Table Tennis Techniques and a world championship tournament. 8 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., MC 3003. Phone YihSheh Leo at 746-1550 or Thu Nguyen at 884-2705 for more location. Evening concert at WLU. First in a series of eight faculty concerts will feature Ralph Elsaesser, piano, in the Theatre Aud at 8 p.m. Admission: Adults/students $4; seniors $3. All are welcome. Cinema Gratis: Son of Dracula, Son of Fltibber, Son o$‘Frankenstein. 9:30 p.m., CC Great Hall.‘Free. Holy Communion is celebrated at 10:00 p.m. in Keffer Chapel, Waterloo Lutheran Seminary, WLU, sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry. If you enjoy singing, come at 9:30 and sing your heart out! Tea and donuts at Chaplain Bosch’s following. Science for Peace and the Peace Society are showing the film, If You Love This Planet on Thursday at 12:30 in EL 112. All are welcome.

Thursday, Junior

Farmers

Health*Wise

Oct. 6-

see Monday.

see Tuesday.

Music at Noon Concert at WLU will feature Gisela Depkat, cello, and Leslie De’Ath, piano, in a program of contemporary music in the Theatre Auditorium. Free, and all are welcome. Science for Peace film and lecture series presents If You Love this Planet”. Discussion to follow. EL 112, 12:30 p.m. Bring a lunch apd a friend. , Peers Coffeehouse from 8 p.m. to midnight. Good music and good company. Interested in performing? Just come to the Peers office and tell them. A great way to relax and spend an evening. Room 110 of the CC.

Students of Objectivism - “Capitalism vs. Socialism” ,--- a taped debate between York University Professors Ridpath and Simmons. All welcome. 7 p.m., CC 110.

Gays of WLU Coffeehouse, 8 - llp.m., Room 4-301 (history lounge), Central Teaching Building. Last chance to book for the Sunday outing to Elora.

Wednesday,

Health*Wise

The Public Service of Canada is an equal opportunity employer

Huron Campus Ministry Fellowship: common meal, Bible Study - all are welcome. 6 p.m., St. Paul’s Chapel. *

Labour and Health and Safety in Central America, with John Donaldson, President, Local 721, Iron Workers VP, Ontario Federation of Labour. 7:30 p.m., Labour Centre, 141 King St. E., 3rd floor, Kitchener. For more information call 7437 111, during office hours.

Defence scientists recruiters will be visiting your campus soon to interview graduates. For information and application forms, see your campus placement office or contact: Recruitment Officer (6 13) 995-6906 Directorate of Defence Scientist Careers National Defence Headquarters Ottawa, Ontario KlA OK2 We are actively seeking to increase the participation of women, handicapped, indigenous people and francophones.

Organizational meeting of the Creative Writing Collective, UW; All poets, playwrites, writers welcome. Discussion, feedback, good fun. 4:30 p.m., CC 113.

Arts

Catechism for the Curious. A discussion of Christian Doctrine. All welcome. Chaplain Morbey. CGC, Private Dining Room. 8 p.m. to 9 p.m.

National Defence Positions available

Amateur Radio Club meeting at 4:30p.m. in E2-3352. Everyone welcome:For more info call Dave at 888-6028.

Oct. 5 -

- see Tuesday.

University of El Salvador Book Campaign - Volunteers needed to collect books, store them, etc. 12:30 p.m., CC 110. Slide show: “El Salvador - A Country in Crisis” will be shown. Call ext. 3144 for ,details. K-W Red Cross Blood Donor CLinic, 2 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., St. Luke’s Lutheran Church, 317 Franklin St., Kitchener. Quota: 325 donors. Discussion of law as a career by a practising lawyer. NH 3004,2p.m. to3 p.m. Library Research lit., 2:30 p.m.

Workshops

- English

Poli Sci Union meeting. New members majoring in Political Science are welcome. Please bring ideas for pubs, forums, etc. In Search of a Sun 7:00 p.m., EL 101.

Friday,

see Wednesday.

Oct. 7 -

PEERS - see last Friday. Same with Earthen Mug, Salat’ul’Jumua and Gymnastics Club. Fed Flicks

- long weekend.

No flicks.

Children’s International summer Village invites you to Oktoberfest at Seagram Stadium, today and Saturday. 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. Admission $5. Advance tickets 5768654 or 886-4520.

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from students Seventy-eight point three per cent of the students who voted in Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s referendum on Fed Hall indicated they were infavour’of the new pub facility. This, coupled with the 82.5 percent whp voted in favour of the facility in the first half of the referendum last summer, is a definite mandate for the Federation of Students to proceed with the building, according to Fed President, Tom Allison. Twenty-eight point eight per cent of all eligible voters turned-out to vote, compared to 46.5 per cent who turned out last summer. These turnouts were some of the highest turnouts for a Federation referendum in many years. “I certainly have my work cut out for me,” said Allison, who went on to explain the next steps in the process. Allison will be at the next Board of Governors meeting next Tuesday, when the Board will be faced with decisions on whether or not to allocate the site, whether or not to approve funding of $,1.5 million by the University on behalf of the Federation, and whether or not to approve the$7.50 per term fee increase. Allison said that he forsaw no difficulties with this step of the process, since the executive committee of the Board of Governors has already approved the site dedication and the financing, and there is no precedent for the Board to not allow a fee increase once approved by a student referendum. If all goes well at Tuesday’s meeting, an early October deadline will be set for tenders, with construction to begin in early November. 1

by Rob Dobrucki Imprint staff As of Monday October 3rd, changes to three of the four local transit routes serving the city of Waterloo will begin. Of interest to the largest number of UW students will be changes to the Mainline University bus (Route 7D). Starting next week, buses coming from King Street willcometo the U W campus alternately via University Avenue and Columbia Street; presntly, th,e 7D bus comes to campus via University and returns via Columbia. There will be no changes to the 7D route when it co’mes to UW via University Avenue (with the exception of a short extensionof the route along Regina Street North beween Columbia and Hickory). However, when the 7D bus comes to U W via Columbia, it willcross the east side of the campus along,the Ring Road, stopping at Burt Matthews Hall, Engineering 3, and South Campus Hall. Accordingly,* frequency of service at any particular stop on campus will be halved; whereas a 7D bus presently travels along the Ring Road on the west side of campus every fifteen minutes during the morning, service to any one stop will become every half-hour, although a 7D bus will continue to service the campus every fifteen minutes. Passengers will therefore have to know on which side of the campus’to wait for the bus. n As well, the Lakeshore bus (Route 9) is to be extended to serve new housing north ofNorthfield Drive in the Lakeshore subdivision, along Northlake Drive, Highpoint Avenue, Northfield Drive, and Havelock Drive. Beginning Monday, the Lincoln bus (Route 9) will be extended to cover Lee Avenue and Dunvegan Drive during the entire day; presently, these streets are serviced only during rush hour. Finally, the Hallman Road bus (Route 5) will be extended along Erb Street West to service Westvale Drive. The Route Eight bus (servicing Westmount and Weber Streets) will not be changed. For further information, phone KitchenerTransit (885-7373).

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On Friday, September23rd, the Fourth Annual Village Benefit \ Semi-Formal fund raising campaign was officially launched. A reception hosted by Seagram Distillers was held, which attracted a cross-section of people, who are involved (or soon will be) to hear the “game plan” to raise $20,000 for donation to Sunbeam Home of Kitchener.

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launched At the reception, the Village II orientation chairmen presented a cheque for $1000, and Carling O’Keefe added another $750 to the cause. In conjuction with the Semi-Formal, there are other fund raising events planned, including a raffle and an Oktoberfest. The date for the semi-formal is Saturday, November 26th, and is being held at Bingeman Park.

Robot workshop A day-long workshop on robots will be held on the University of Waterloo campus Wednesday, October 5th. The workshop, which will be held during National Universities Week, is expected to be of interest to industrialists and manufacturers in Southern Ontario, as well as students. It will be part of a series of three workshops being held the same day; a second workshop is expected to appeal to people in education; a third to those interested in the provision or use of recreational or leisure services. The October 5th workshops aresponsored by the University of Toronto/ University of Waterloo Co-operative on Information Technology (UTU WCIT). Dr. Ron Marteniuk, dean, Faculty of Human Kinetics and Leisure Studies, is the Waterloo organizer

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by Catherine Leek Imprint staff On September 21st, a group of people, with a ratio of approximately 65 women to 35 men, gathered in Biology 1 to see Alix Dobkin demonstrate how sexism and racism are encouraged by the music industry through lyrics, melodies, and album covers. Dobkin, an entertainer for 20 years, has been making this presentation across the U.S. with her partner, Denslow Brown, for the past four years. The following groups sponsored her visit to Waterloo, just one stop of her Ontario tour: the Women& Centre, Federation of Students; Integrated Studies; Waterloo Public Interest Research Group; K-W Status ofWomen; and the University of Waterloo Church Colleges. The first part of the presentation had Dobkin speaking about her past experiences in the musicindustry. She explained that she discovered she had had to make it clear she was sexually available if she wanted to be a strong personality. Also she found the male domination of the music industry uncomfortable. For those reasons she turned to women’s music. Dobkin feels that we do not take music seriously and we turn off our powers of discrimination. “Popular music encourages the idea that women’s function is to serve men and make them happy.” She finds this a dangerous situation as it is aimed at preteenage and teenage people. Admitting that she is not an expert on rock and roll or contemporary music, Dobkin says she does know how to analyze a song and th$_‘s all that matters. Censorship is not part of her

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objectives. Her aim is to encourage people to really listen to what they are hearing and to show them how to listen, how to analyze the lyrics and the album covers. The next part of the presentation was a slide show of different album covers. Some were offensive, some werequiteviolent, and others suggested the vulnerability of women and the power men have over women. Women in bonds or being carried off by men are common violent themes. A woman with her head tilted back and mouth open, naked while the man in the photo is fully clothed, and women being watched by men are examples of the power relationships we see so often. Finally, black singers are portrayed on album covers as much, more violent and macho than white singers. A tape recording of parts of popular songs was next in the presentation. Again, Dobkin% showed the violence and oppression that surfaces frequently in music. Many songs encouraged women to be passive and unchanging - Billy Joel’s JustThe Wa?/ You Are is~aclassic example. Other songs threaten women as in a line from a popular Beatles tune, “I’d rather see you dead than with another man;little girl.” Also there are examples of racism -“dirty white boy”. Throughout the presentation sh-e explained the significance of what she termed “power langua The word “baby”, for example, used so often in current music, connotes neediness and helplessness. These song writers, concluded Dobkin, do not intentionally write songs to hurt people. Sexism and racism are so much a part of our culture the writers do not even realize that they are encouraging hatred and suppressive ideas.

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of the project. He may be contacted, for further information, at extension 2239. Workshop activities will begin at 9 a.m. in Siegfried Hall, St. Jerome’s College, on the U W campus, and will continue to 4:45 p.m. Cost of attending is $60, The keynote address will be given by Arthur Cordell, Science Council of Canada. The robotics workshop will be chaired by W. G. Tatton, Playfair Neuroscience Unit, and the Canadian Institute for Advanced Science. It will be entitled “Robots that Sense, Think and Act: Advances and Impact” and it will deal with practical problems in the robotics area including visual processing, the impact of robots on our economic and social structures, and the contributions to robotics of neuroscience and psychophysics. Highly regarded engineers and researchers in the fields of

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robotics, pattern recognition and artificial intelligence will be participating. The leisure-related workshop will include participants from the federal government, the universities, the leisure service industry, and labour unions. It will beconcerned withleisureand . the new techology, the marketing of leisure services, the changing nature of work and the impact ofcomputers on workand leisure. Dr. Knapper’s workshop will be of interest to persons throughout the entire educational system in Ontario and will deal with the teaching of computing skills, as well as strategies for, the future. UTU WCIT has been set up by the two universities; Waterloo’s participation is focussed through Dr. Frank Tompa, acomputer scientist.

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by Deborah Austin Imprint staff Martha and the Vandellas may not be there, but there will be “dancing in the streets” for those attending the University of Waterloo homecoming street dance tomorrow night in downtown Waterloo. Saturday night’s celebration is more than just a homecoming festival for U W; it is a combination of efforts and an extending of invitations to UW, Wilfrid Laurier University, and the City of Waterloo and their invited guests. . Chuck Williams is the Federation of Sttidents’chairman ofthe Board of Entertainment, and he is responsible for dealing with Charles Devison (Fire Preyention Officer), Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Carroll, the aldermen of Waterloo City Council, Waterloo Uptown Business Improvement Area (BIA), and James Willis (Professional Engineer anh Commissioner of Works) to make this street dance possible. The benefits of this event, Williams explained, “are to bring the students out of their ivory towers, and into the business arena of Waterloo. This is a multi-purpose orientation for the students of various colleges, and the comm’unity of Waterloo to share an evening of fun.” .

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supported pipe system; he measured the actual earth load produced by sand which was permitted to settle relative to a fixed pipe. Matyas found that the loads can be significantly greater than those predicted according to the theories used by standards associations in both Canada and the United States. The implications are important, he says, because ‘-Lasthe world gets more crowded many more people are building on newly reclaimed sites or on sites that were filled in a century ago. Although such sites may appear solid, they usually are not.” Dr. Matyas believes industrial sites may also benefit from more accurate standards for piping systems. “You have to be particularly careful about chemical effluents at times. Breakage can lead to some serious environmental problems.” He believes further research in this area would be advantageous in terms of minimizing pipe breakage problems in the future. .

rome’s hosts a career night The University of St. Jerome’s College will sponsor an evening to consider career opportunities and the liberal arts degree on Thursday, October 6, 1983 at 7:00 p.m. This career night is being sponsored by the Catholicbased College to mark Natidnal Universities Week in Canada. Admission is free and all are welcome. “There are many questions about the desirability and value of a liberal arts edu-

cation today,” says Robert Donelson, Assistant Registrar at St. Jerome’s. “lt is the College’s hope that, by providing examples of the successful careers pursued by a selection its arts graduates, current students will gain a better insight into the career options op-en to them.” The evening will consist of brief presentations by four alumni of-St. Jerome’s College about the careers they have pursued with a liberal arts

degree since their graduation. This will be followed by a question and answer session and wine and cheese reception. Speakers for the panel include Mr. Jack MacNicol, Vice-president Human ’ Resources, J. M. Schneider Co., Kitchener; Gail Young, Manager, Personnel Services, IBM Canada, Don Mills; Richard Dominica, Principal and founder, Limitless Learning, Toronto; and Stephen Flott, former Vice-president, On-

tario Trucking Association, and now .a senior research fellow wjth the York University/ University of Toronto Joint Program in Transportation. All students on campus are welcome, and area high school guidance co’unsellors have been invited as well. For more details, contact Robert Donelson, Assistant to the Registrar, University of St. Jerome’s College, Waterloo.

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The night’s: activities, which begin at 7 p.m. and end at midnight, will include patronizing the merchants of Waterloo, dancing to the live music of the Beirdo Brothers and Band, and for those that have the thirst in the blood, there will be two libation tents of draft beer for $1.25 a beer. This will be one occasion that the students can look upon drinking beer as promoting a worthy cause. All of the proceeds will be donated to the House of Friendship, which is a hostel for men indistress. Soevery beerthat isdrunk willcontributefood or lodging to a needy person. Approximately 6,000 people are expected Saturday night, and thanks to the planning of many students and community advisors, the preparation of accommodating all these people has been carefully designed. Even though dOwntown on King Street will be the focal location.of the evening, the band and the beer tents will be situated on the north end of Waterloo Towne Square. This will be the second event of this nature. In the fall of 1982, the UW and the WLU student bodies jointly, as a part of the 125th anniversary celebration of the City of Waterloo and the 25th anniversary celebration of U W, sponsored a street dance in the same location that the 1983 street dance will be held.

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Prof. Elmer Matyas, University of Waterloo, is worried about what is happening to pipes buried in the ground. Matyas, a geotechnical (soils) engineer, has been studying the effects of vertical earth loads on supported steel and concrete pipes that pass below buildings, and he has found current standards underestimate the potential vertical earth loads that can act on fixed pipes. He has been specifically interested in hanger or pile-supported pipes. Typically, such pipes are installed beneath buildings when poor subsoil conditions require the structural loads to be transferred down, to more solid ground, Buildings on such sites are frequently supported on concrete piles or piers. The structural concrete floor slab of the building is supported by these piers and sewer, water, etc. pipes are attached to the floor slab by steel rods. To test his suspicions about the inadequacy of current pipe load standards, Piof. Matyas conducted laboratory experiments which simulated the environment for a typical hanger or pile-

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Affirmative action for wom.enand the weighting ofvotes given to member schools were the subject of motions passed at the Ontario Federation of Students conference in Toronto last weekend. Plans to seek a legal judgement on the problem of prorated rent for students were also announced by the delegation from Waterloo, although no formal motion was passeg. The final plenary, preceded by three days of workshops and caucus meetings to prepare proposals for consideration on the last day of the conference, passed a Women’s caucus motion endorsing an affirmative action campaign planned by the Ontario Federation of Labour for next fall. A related motion passed by the plenary directs the research department of OFS to prepare a submission to be presented at one of the public forums that are part of the campaign, and urges member colleges and universities to make submissions of their own at forums in their areas. The$tieighted voting proposal passed by the plenary was the first part of a two-stage process decided on by the OFS delegates at the last general meeting of the Federation in June. At theJune conference, members were asked to make submissions on the weighted voting issue at the upcoming conference in September. The motion passed at last week’s conference created a subcommittee which will examine the submissions and inform member schools of the legal changes necessary if OFS decides to change its voting formula at the conference in January. The voting formula used by OFS has been a hotly debated topic at previous conferences. Although Waterloo Federation of Students president Tom Allison has said weighted voting “is not a confrontation between large and small schools,” the submissions made at the conference last weekend show that it is seen that way, at least by some oftheschools who belong to OFS. ranging in At present, OFS has 27 member schools, population from the University of Western Ontario with just over 17,000 members to Algoma University with slightly under 200. All of the members who come to OFS conferences are given one vote per delegate, with no limit on the number of delegates that they can bring. In the past, some of the larger schools, among them Waterloo, have argued for a system which would recognize their financial contribution to OFS - since OFS fees are assessed on a $3.00 per student basis - by giving them a larger number of votes. Some of the smaller schools, especially the northern colleges and universities, have argued that, because the southern schools like Waterloo, Western and McMaster can afford to send a larger number of delegates to OFS conferences, the northern schools are at L disadvantage, even under the present system of voting. A submission made to the weighted voting workshop by a group of northern schools including Laurention, Lakehead and Algoma said that a move to institute representation by population within the OFS is “a screen for representation by dollars.” The northern brief says that a move to do this “is destructive, counter-productive and do’wnright dirtypolitics.“It also makes reference to “the inevitable threats to pull out of the Federation” made by some of the larger schools becaLise of their dissatisfaction with the present system of voting. Just such a threat was made and carried out by the University of Toronto last year. Last March, a referendum was held at UofT to,decide whether the Student Administrative Council (SAC) there should remain in OFS. The result of that referendum -a decision on the part of SAC to pull out of OFS wasat least partly motivated by the voting problem, according to the delegates at last weekend’s conference. A move to pull out of OFS was made by some of the members of Waterloo’s Fed council in the fall of 198 1, when president W im Simonis, along with councillors Chuck Williams and Dean Nadon, promoted a campus referendum which indicated that students wanted to stay in OFS. At the Waterloo Federation of Students council meeting on September 18th, president Tom Allison said that the notion of big schools voting against small schools in the OFS was

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Lambton College an8 Fanshawe College is “considered a framework for the January conference.” It gives schools one vote for the first 5000 students and one further vote for each 10,000 students or part thereof. Using this formula, the largest school in Ontario, Western, which has 27,000 students, would get four votes. Schools like Waterloo and Carleton would get two. Small institutions like Laurention and the smaller graduate student societies would end up with at least one vote, regardless of their size. Nelmes said after the workshop that an executive member of OFS and a researcher, along with a subcommittee, will be looking at the weighted voting submissions between now and January, but he said that selfish. I’m outraged by the selfishness,” he said. “Waterloo is regardless of the changes adopted, “the initial step willtakeafew sick and tired of paying other people’s way and not getting the meetings.” return on that. When are we going to get some recognition?” he Resolution of another long standing grievance was begun at asked. the final plenary, with the passage of the motion endorsing the Cheryl Golding, a delegate from Lakehead University, took ’ Ontario Federation of Labour’s OFL affirmative action exception to Allison’s comments, and in doing so summarized campaign for women. The-motion, which requires the OFS’s the position of the smaller northern schools on the voting research department to prepare a submission for the OFL’s question. Golding argued that, because OFS has only three full public forums on affirmative action next fall, emerged out of a time field workers who visit member schools, “the northern meeting of the OFS’s Women’s Caucus, along with a motion schools are not getting a very good return either. Tom’s inference requiring that the OFS adopted affirmative action policies in its that small schools get a better return is wrong. We can’t just hiring of full time staff. phone $own and get a fieldworker to come to our school. Large The affirmative action motion was introduced at the plenary, institutions have the ability to bring a greater number of people’ according to outgoing OFS executive member at large Charlie to workshops and to get motions passed.” Dobbin, because “affirmative action talk has been going on here Brian Chadwick of Queen’s then made a speech in favour of at OFS for about ten years and nothing has ever been done. We weighting the vote given to OFS members. Chadwick, who feel we can make a submission to the OFL because it’s a problem represeqts about 1200 grads, said “we’re in favour of weighted we’ve been studying for years. It’s clear that affirmative action is voting. A school which contributes $20,000 should have more not a priority of this Federation. However, it is seen by another weight, not because of its money, but because of its students. Will organization (the OFL) as a priority. Let’s tie in with them and larger institutions be able to control what goes on at conferences get some ideas from them on how to do it.” through workshops? No. Even if larger schools bring larger A wrvey conducted by the affirmative action committee delegations, motions may reach plenaries without passing elected at the opening plenary revealed that, of the forty delegates workshops. We’re a small group but we have no fear of going at the conference, only nine were women. The OFS’saffirmative unrepresented.” action criteria, adopted in 1981, state that, wherever possible The votin$ reform proposals submitted at’the conference fall delegations from individual schools should include an equal into three categories. All of the proposals except the one number of men and women. Where that criterion is not met, the submitted by the northern schools urge voting formulas which delegation is required to appear before a four person committee give votes to schools based on their size - although none are in favour of a strict representation by population. According to *’ Cont’d on Page 10 OFS executive Ian Nelmes, the formula proposed by Western,

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overblown, and that such a confrontation on the voting issue was not in the works at the upcoming conference. “This is not a confrontation, and there’s no need for the large institutions to get together to form a position on this issue,” he said. “If you look back you will find that never have the big schools voted together and wail and never have the small schools voted together and lost - more often than not there’s been a general split.” But at the weighted voting workshop on Friday night, Allison made a vehement case for giving more votes to larger schools.Ve “I’m going to have go go back to Waterloo and explain why some of the members here are so

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Wanted Lacrosse players interested in playing field Lacrosse contact Brian 888-7854. Wanted: Chehistry tutor for 1st and 2nd year courses. Phone Whrenat 885-24 15.

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TYpiW Experienced typist - essays, etc. Fast work reports, accurate work. Reasonable rates. IBM Selectric. Lakeshore Village. Near Sunnydale. Call 885- 1863. Typing: Essays, theses, work reports, resumes, etc. Neat, accurate. Will correct spelling, punctuation. grammar,

Reasonable rates. Five years experience typingforstudents. Phone Lee, 886-5444, afternoon or evening. Two typistsfor prompt, accurate and reliable service. Located next to campus for your convenience. Reasonably priced. Call Anna, 8869746. Maggie can type it! Essays, thesis, letters, $1.00 per page. Resume $5.00, minimum pickup charge $5.00. “Free” and delivery. Phone 743- 1976. Professonal typing at reasonFast, accurate able rates. service. Satisfaction guaranteed. Carbon ribbon with liftoff correction. Call Diane at 576-l 284.

Housing Wanted Boy with dog seeing suitable place of residence so as to obtain little piece of paper by Christmas. Hopefully close as my car wants to go to sleep before December. If you can help us call Rick or Oak at 8856510.

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Bachelor/one-bedroom apartment wanted in BelmontWestmount area (along Route 8 bus) for Winter term. Phone Rob 743-2335.

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pour 4th year female students looking for accommodation for Jan.-Apr.‘84. Atownhouse in Sunnydale or Robinwood would be preferred, but isn’t necessary. Phone Patti, 8864029.

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Personal Dear Marv l%e M. Diver and Sid the S. Watcher. Thanks for the sexually satisfying weekend, but we are having prdblems removing the California potato chips! Love from your hornywomen. Jan: I couldn’t bring myself to parting with any of the beautiful pictures you’ve given me. My personal favourite (and your most ‘enjoyable) is the one with the ribbed zucchini. See you soon. Ms. Otterville. Laurent. Here’s hoping you won’t have to change the sheets forever. Happy hunting! Dear Sheila, Happy Birthday you party head! Have a great day but save some space to share a drink with me. Love Bop. Dear Sandro & Fred, please fix television, Barb is driving me crazy ! Dear STFD: please forward cheque for double room plus continental breakfast for two. Interest will be charged on late payments. Psssssss.. . Dear CWO: Whenarewegoing to make wild, passionate love on your drafting board? The weanies are a poor substitute. Lustfu Y K w. Dear Sandro & Fred, pleasefix television I’m driving Robin crazy. Dear Christine & Peter:thanks for the great ride on the waterbed. It was fantastic. . Laura. Ron: I’d write you a story, but don’t know how to in 3D. How about a DQ instead? - the Kaotic one. Bored, lonely, depressed? Got those back to school blues? Don’t worry, Martha’s Bordello and Spaghetti Emporium is back! Special thanks are extended to those patrons who ‘participated in our grand re-opening. Todd, glad Rosie made you change your lifestyle. Snide and Chip still give Dave lip. Rollin-Breeze are still hittin’ em hard. John is still DTS; Todd you know you are the best! Dave Kopac played football, Michelangelo sculpted “David”, and Tchaikovsky wrote symphonies. But don’t panic! You don’t have to be famous to be gay. .Weekly Gay coffeehouse for the famous and infamous at both Laurier and UW. See Campus Events for details. To the guys who bought my stereo on Thurs. Sept. 22. Please return my cassette tape. Janet, 885-2806. Vanessa C. W. I’m sureyoucan get a tux small enough, but canyougetshoeslargeenough? D. OSSM 2. In the beginning there were Ying-Yang’s from which evolved OSSM 1. A celestial celebration of human fulfillment. A reunitement is in the works for a Hallowe’en party Oct. 291. Stay tuned for more details. Jeff. Augustyn: Rick cheque waitingforyouat Please call him!

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Ronny Balcarras, that intrigying trendsetter who first appeared in last week’s‘personals’ in a plaid and powder blue kanga ensemble, can now be seen strutfiing around campus in his new “back to school” haircut, with streaks and a tres-chic line etched into the back of his skull. Nodoubt thestudentbodyiswaitingwith baited breath to see what U of W’s trendking willdo next! Bob: the yellow bikini number was really cute. We are all just

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For Sale UW Leather Jacket, like new, hardly worn, size 42, $100. Phone Gregat 886-7867. Audiovoxcarstereo,AM/ FM cassette, equalizer, 50 watts, new, won incontest, warranty. Steve 884-2700 (days), 8862062 (evenings). JVC CQIK portable head cassette. Has Dolby, hi and lo tone, metal capable, carrying case, headphones under wa’rranty, hardly used. Asking $115 or neg. Rudy-884-8554. 1981 Yamaha DT 175 Enduro. Street legal, good condition, 3600 km. As king $900, certified. Call 744-2738 or checkat MC3045.

Steelofficedesk$45.-$65.4dr. file cabinets, 50 swivel chairs. Bargains. Large oak ward, robe. 884-2806. ’ For sale: Hitachi tape deck. Dolby B metal tape capability. Still under warranty. Will take best offer. Call 884-6597. TISSC Programvable calculator. Regular $160. Must sell. $50 or best offer. Ask for Dave at 746- 1648. Waterbeds: everything you need, fully guaranteed. $175. Contact Tom around campus orat 886-3606. 1972 Honda CB350 - new paint job, runs well, about 20,000 miles. Asking $400. Please phone 743-5 185. Speakers for sale. Acoustique 3A-370. Immaculate, 3-way, $350. Call Mitch after 4 p.m. 884-9534.

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Dance attendance If you haven’t yet been involved in one of the many charity events around the University, let me suggest attending the homecoming street dance in Downtown Waterloo this Saturday night. To start with, this is the only joint stuoent/community planned participatory event of the year. It is also a fund raiser for the House of Friendship, and it gives us a chance to constitute an approval to make this an annual event - if we canabide by the agreed upon requests from the City of Waterloo. There was a meeting that commenced on the 12th of September with Chuck Williams (Chairman of the Federation’s Board of Entertainment) and the City Council of Waterloo. There were certain conditions attached to approving this event; the conditions are as follows: a. A $1,000,000 liability insurance policy to be taken out by the organizers, specifically naming the City and Cambridge Leaseholders Limited as insured for the events. b. A $1,000 cash/deposit to cover the cost of city forces; and post clean-up plus repairs to city property. The balance is to be refunded after the event. c. Off-duty policemen to be hired as necessary to satisfy the L.L.B.O. (Liquor Licence Board of Ontario). d. A sufficient number of portable washrooms or toilets to satisfy the Regional Health Unit requirements. e. Sufficient security arrangements tocomplywith the requests of the WaterlooTown Square managers. These conditions result from last year’s celebration. In 1982 there were only four portable washrooms for some 3,500 people. This was grossly inadequate, and resulted in extreme unsanitary conditions on the Waterloo Square; and the use of many washroom facilities at businesses that weren’t patronized by the “potty goers”. This year there will be plenty of “Thunder Shacks” located in two sections of Waterloo Town Square. Please be kind enough to use them! z.1 Enough of the dirty business; another important ~ issue that should be recognized is liquor infractions. Many liquor infractions were noted in 1982, however, due to a lack of police manpower, it was not possible to charge more than nine individuals. At this year’s event, the police and Liquor Licence Board has advised the organizers that the liquor offences will not be tolerated. . So please take heed and protect yourselves from any uncomfortable situations. The attention to these conditions from all the students that are planning on attending, will be appreciated from

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your Federation of Students, and the City of Waterloo. One of the most important contributions that will surface from an event of this nature is the donation that will be given to the House of Friendship. There is no charge for the street dance, but there will be a cost for the beer located in Waterloo Square under two tents. The profits will be given to a very needy facility to help people who are not fortunate enough to have the financial sounding boards of most people. The House of Friendship was founded in 1939. It is a hostel comprised of men with financial troubles, men with physical problems, and/or men mentally unable to cope with-daily stresses. Martin Buhr has been with House of Friendship for five years, and is Executive Director, Buhr explained, “the need is greater than beds we have. We are facilitated for 39 beds, but have set up as much as an extra 20 cots to accommodate the-influx of men.“. These men range from 25-65 years of age, and come to the hostel for various reasons. The men have no families to help them with their physical or mental disabilities, and the house offers them protection, food, and community based services. Buhr explained, “some of these men have maturation problems. They are drop-outs of high schoolandjobsbecausetheauthoritativestressis more than they can cope with. Twenty per cent of the men that are here are here for alcohol related problems. The House of Friendship also provides a catering service, offering boxes of food for families who just don’t have enough money to afford groceries. The hostel is supported in three different ways; 50% of the income is from government assistance, 34% from donations (such as our Saturday night festival), and 16% fyom clients living in the hostel. The need is-strong to support a community service such as the House of Friendship. We can feel proud of being a supporting factor of that need. This festivity will be’an ideal chance to get out of the academic atmosphere to mingle with students from other universities as well as Waterloo’s community. This will also be a time to prove your supportiveness in an annual celebration of UW’s homecoming. To be a part of Saturday night’s head count is to be a part of something important to you, and to the community of Waterloo;and a chance to have a lot of fun. Deborah Austin

Catherine Leek, Rob Dobrucki, Deborah Austen, Ron McGregor, Rod Garratt, Tim Perlich, Nathan Rudyk, Fraser Simpson, John H. Davey, J. Elizabeth Hartman, Douglas Maskell, Alicia Vennos (oh, baby!), Gareth Edwards, Doug Parker, Bill Humphries, Alison Butlin, Michele Gauthier, Bob Butz and Jackie Waller (notice the correct spelling this week) because they all contributed to the newspaper. Then again, they also all got either by-lines or cut-lines (or both for those who can’t decide whether or not they are writers or photographers). The ones who really need to be mentioned in the masthed are those whocontributed, but didn’t receive by-lines or cut-lines, either because they aren’t good enough to get published, they can’t produce anything publishable, or, more likely, becausetheyspenttheirtimedoingbehindthescenes work like layout and head)-ines and things. That is not tosaythatoneisbetterthantheother, Ijustthinkthey shouldbe mentioned separately from those greedy, selfish, hotdogs. Oh! Sorry! Anyway, a little story about the OTHERS: Mark Lussier, Leanne Burkholder, Heather Martin, Sanjay Goel, Kathleen Kelly, Tim Lee, Mardi Wareham, Barbara’ Ann Simpson, John W. Bast, Linda Carson, Sylvia Hannigan, myself,, ,

Staff Meetings & 1) Friday, Sept. 20, 2:30 p.m. Post Mortem and Staff Elections 2), Monday Oct. 3, 3:30 p.m. Editorial 3) Friday, October 7, 1 p.m. -Post Mortem Cover by Mark Lussier and t-leather Martin

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To the editor: I attended a meeting last week at which Alix Dobkin, an American feminist songwriter and activist, gave a lecture on “Women-hating, racism and violence in the Top-40” of rockand-roll music. After hearing her lecture I am of the opinion that Dobkin has nothing to do with the struggle of women for emancipation. She offered no solutions to the immediate problem of the promotion of hate and violence against women through pop music except to make the absolutely lunatic suggestion that women should talk back to their radios when they hear offensive music. She opposed censoring or banhing such hate propaganda which means allowing its continuation. Furthermore, with her constant reference to the ‘Imaledominated” society etc. she fostered the idea that “men” are

No straw huts for CUSO staffers To the editor: The article in the September 6th issue (No ease in overseas work) leaves the reader with a few misconceptions about working with CUSO in Nigeria. While life in Nigeria may not be as “easy” as life in Canada, CUSO co-operants find many benefits personal and professional - from their two years of experience. The majority of placements in Nigeria are teachers and while trained teachers are preferred, we place many people with BA’s in English, BSc’s and BMath’s. These teachers live in governmentprovided housing - 2 or 3 bedroom bungalows or apartments made of cement block, not straw huts, as is implied in Greg Morley’s statement about the need to accept change in working overseas. Because the majority of Nigerians do live in mud/thatch homes, most CUSO workers are frustrated and disturbed by the disparity that exists between various sectors of society and question why such disparity exists. The orientation program described in the article, is offered to candidates from the Waterloo office and is only the first part of a three-part program. Candidates attend a IO-day orientation prior to departure which includes transfer training/ teacher sessions, health and nutrition session, cultural adaptation exercises and cultural, political and social information about the _ country ofassignmdnt. In-country orientation includes language training, cultural orientation and in the case of Nigeria, 30 hours of English as a Second Langauge (ESL) training. We also expect a certain amount of self-preparation. Each person’s experience with CUSO is unique. The more than 8,500 Canadians who have worked overseas through CUSO since 1961 have 8,500 stories to tell. ,, Susan Isaac CUSO Co-ordinator

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responsible for the problems of women in this society. This is merely another form of bigotry and sexism and only serves to divide the people and divert them from fighting the real source of the oppression of women. In spite of the interpretation she imposed on them, her visual and audio displa’ys illustrated that large American record companies are behind’ the promotion of women-hating and violence against women in rock-and-roll music. It is not “inen” who own and contra1 these industries but a small number of big capitalists based in the United States. 1 would like to pose some questions to the bourgeois feminists on this campus. Is it by virtue of their sex or is it by virtue oftheir ownership of the record companies that the,kingpins of pop music oppress women? Is it bv virtue of their sex or is it bv virtue of their-rble as political representatives of the ruling cl&s that

No.breakfast To the editor: In July of 1982 at the United Nations Special Session on Disarmament in New York, eight people from around the world pledged to begin a “Fast for Life” in the following year. By August 6, 1983, the 35th anniversary of the first wartime use of an atomic bomb and the first day of the Fast for Life, the group’s numbers had grown to eleven. On Friday, September 16, after forty days, all but one of the group had ended their fast and on the following Sunday she too terminated her fast. The goals of the group were initially to force governments to take “concrete action” towards global disarmament and third world development. Their ratioriale was Gandhian in that they saw fastingasaneffectivemeansofdrawingattention to their cause and hence having supporters apply pressure to’ their leaders for the concrete action. They also felt that fasting would help them grow spiritually and help them identify themselves with the thousands in the world whodie of starvation every day. The fasters saw the equation of today as money equalling bombs and felt that it instead should be money equalling food and material for those who are dying without them. It is questionable as to how much “concrete action” was taken by governments - the world seems as chaotic today as

The statistics, particularly those concerning elderly women, are appalling. Most Canadian women over 65 are single, widowed or divorced. Half of those’who are widowed or divorced live below the poverty line. One third of those who are single are poor. This means approximately 3 out of 5 elderly women live in penury. The need for pension reform is obvious. The unfair treatment of women unde’r the current pension system is not deliberate - the federal green paper “Better Pensions *for Canadians” admits there are few overtly discriminatory provisions in the plans. Concerns for pension reform, however, are more pressing for women than for men for a number of reasons: 1. Women live longer than men on average, and thus need income for longer periods; 2. Most elderly wo_men have limited workforce participation, alid therefore have had little or no opportunity to participate in either an employer-sponsored pension plan or the Canada Pension Plan (CPP).

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it ever has been. Nevertheless, international response was immens’e. Thousands of letters and telegrams were sent and many more limited as well as well as open-ended fasts also began. The press in many countries including those .in Europe, North America and East Asia, were sympathetic to the fasters and often gave front page, headline coverage to their story. In Waterloo, two U of W students, David Pratt and Brenda Woolner, have responded to the fast with an open-ended fast of their own which has been taking place one day a week since August. They have not ended theirfastand plan tocontinue to fast until they see more definite action taken by world leaders to end the race to arm. Regardless of the amount of action taken by the governments of the world, it isapparent that theactions taken by the supporters of the fast for life were concrete enough for the group on the Fast for Life. In their minds there must bean element of hope for their world. For mdre details about the “Fast for Life” contact the University of Waterloo Peace Society at Conrad Grebel College. There will be a meeting next Monday at 12:30 in Rm 250 of the Conrad Grebel College Administrative Building. Waterloo Peace Society

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Despite “women’s li.be+ration” and “consciousness raising”, tiespite affirmative action programs and despite the entrenchment of the equality of the sexes in the Canadian constitution, women are still left holding the short end of the economic stick!

Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi oppress and exploit men and women in their respective countries? And should the men curse the women at our university on account of the fact that Mipister of Colleges and Universities Dr. BetteStephensori, who for education cutbacks and tuition fee increases, is I is responsible a woman? The cause of’the social and political discrimination against women, the. eultural aggression against women, and the economic exploitation of women is the monopoly capitalist system and the U.S. imperialist domination of Canada. Women should unite with men to fight for their rights and wage this fight with the perspective of eliminating the source of these problems. This is the only road to theemancipation of women, a road which Dobkin re.jects. Jeff Conway

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3. Pension benefits’for surviving spouses are provided for only 20 per cent of private sector pension plan members. 4. Survivor benefits under the CPP are inadequate - currently the maximum is less than $200 a month. 5. A spouse’s allowance is available to those aged whose spouse received the means-tested Guaranteed Income Supplement (GIS); poor women who are single, widowed or divorced, however, receive nothing until they reach age 65. Widows receive a spouse’s allowance only if their husband reached 65 before he died. Most of these problems could, of course, be resolved with stop-gap measures - such as increasing the availability of GIS and the amounts allocated. But the pension problem for women has far deeper roots. It touches the lives even of those women who are today in their early 20’s. Both public and private pension plans provide for retirement income that is earningsrelated. The more you earn before retirement, the better off you’ll be in your “golden years”. Since women’s wages average only 58% of men’s wages (compared to 5 1TOin 19 11!), their pensions will provide a correspondingly lower income. In addition, more than 1 million women in the. labour force work part-time, compared

children up to seven years ofage, to drop those with only 400,000 men. Part-time work means years from the calculation of their pension almost no job security, low wages, few benefits income. The net effect of.this provision will be (such as sick-leave plans or pension plans), and to raise the pensions of working mothers by 23 little opportunity for training or advancement. per cent on average. In the case of women working full-time, On the surface, it appears that amendments family kresponsibilities cause their work to the CPP and the QPP would be the most records to show higher job turnover and less immediately effective way to solve s’ome of the sustained job tenure (few men stay home when problems - they have the flexibility and the a child is sick!). required. For instance, it would be My colleague in the Official Opposition, , universality possible to provide coverage to homemakers. Honourable Flora MacDonald, M.P., has 48 per cent of the respondents to a recent registered disappointment with the lack of Kitchener and Waterloo Chamber of Comeffectiveness of the government’s affirmative merce questionnaire on pensions supported action programme. This programme was this option. Although most respondents instituted in 1975 and“Led to the belief that the supported increased coverage through private advancement of women would be rapid . . . plans, rathe.r than through increased government involvement, a uniform private pension After eight years of so-called equal opportunity, only 0.2 per cent of the women in the plan system in Canada would take 30 to 40 public service are in management positions years to pay full pensions. . and only 5.7 per cent are in the scientific and To date, there is no Canadian concensus on professional categories. Yet, at the same time, what has to be done. The Parliamentary the number of women as support staff and in Committee on Pension Reform will hold - the junior levels has increased by 13 per cent.” Reform is needed. The problem is, where do hearings across Canada this fall. We are only now becoming aware that there is indeed a need we start? for change, and that need, particularly in the One recent change is the implementation of case of elderly women, is desperate. the child-rearing drop-out provision in the CPP. This entitles those members of the work Walter McLean force, who yearn little or nothing while raising , MP-Waterloo

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at the final plenary and explain the reason for failure to meet the requirements. Six delegations at the conference failed to meet that criterion. When asked by‘the committee why his delegation, composed of vice-president academic ’ Mike Ferrabee, treasurer Jim Pytyck, and chief delegate Jeff Wilson, failed to meet the requirements, Allison said, “there are only three women on our council, and I was unhappy about that.” But he also said, “I- will never force anyone to go to a conference just because they’re a woman.” Allison added that he is trying to amend the by-laws of Waterloo’s student council to create a woman’s commissioner in the executive. “Is there a systematic bias against women in student politics?” Guelph’s vice-president academic, Mark Canthall, a supporter of the affirmative action motion, said in an interview dutside the plenary, “it really depends on the institution. The results of the women’s caucus shows that there’s adefinite weight on the side of male delegates. The imbalance has a lot to do with affirmative actions within the institutions. They say ‘We’ll try,’ but there’s always different, reasons why they didn’t send women for delegates. Some people have said that every council has anequal chance to become a delegate, but if the women are not informed and approached to go, they may not go at all.” “I’m not about to single out any institution,” Canthall added, “But generally it is men who come to the conferences. It’s not because men are better suited for conferences - it’s because there’s that bias that gives men the superiority factor. So, the whole idea of the affirmative action policy is to get.schools to make sure that women are part of the delegation and an equal part .”

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He said that oneofhisoptionsistotaketheissuetotheOntario Human Rights Commission, and let them take it through the courts as a case of discrimination against students. However, he said that the most likely course of action will be to takeit directly to the Supreme Court and ask for a ruling under the Charter of .Rights.

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by Alison Butlin Imorint staff Taking risks is the lifebdood of good theatre. Those who are willing to experiment may set trends in the evolution of the stage. However, they also chance receiving the sneers and guffaws of their peers and critics if the experiments are felt to be unsuccessful. While there were no sneers or guffaws for the presentation ofHuwkMoon, The Worldof Sam Sheppard, now being staged at St. Jerome’s College, neither are there cheers. Performed by Mario Roman0 and Ron Gabriel of The Acting Company, Hau~kMoon, -The World of Sam Sheppard is a collection of the playwright’s short stories, monologues and poems adapted by the company for performance on the stage. Certainiy this is an ambitious undertaking by The Acting Company, however, the difficulties that arise when trying to convey Sheppard’s collected and sometimes unrelated prose work into a cohesive theatre format are numerous. Yet, director Alec Stockwell, in an interview with Imprint, stated his preference for difficult works such as Hawk Moon. Stockwell said that the “company performs what is .not everyday” works that are outside mainstream approaches,to theatre. Therefore, in choosing Sheppard’s collection, Hawk Moon, and developing it into a collage piece, Stockwell sees the production “taking the audience through a variety of emotions,” producing a “portrait of places and people.” The success of this project is intermittent. The company has organized Sheppard’s material into five sections. Four of these sections are themes entitled Drifters, Rock ‘N Roll, CowboysandSfoners. Thefifthsection is a collaboration work that Sheppard created with Joseph ChaikinentitledSuvugeLove. It is crucial with this format that the sections be separate entities so that each theme change is obvious. This is the director’s responsibility.

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Also, within each section there are a number of scenes composed primarily of monologues. The transitions between these scenes are the responsibility of the actors. Problems are evident in both of these areas. Between the theme changes, the lights dim to blackness, the actors move to the back of the stage to change clothing and/or props, and, while the lights mask their movements, they don’t mask the sound. The result is a disruption in the momentum and mood of the show. At times, these distractions are overcome by music played over a loud speaker, however, the lack of visual stimulation produces restlessness in the audience. Transitions between the scenes of each theme were brought about through character changes. Therefore, it was the responsibility of Mario Roman0 and Ron Gabriel to create distinct characters. At the same’time, these characters had to relate to each other using their monologues to produce a type of dialogue. However, there were moments when the segues between characterizations and monologues seemed forced; not a result of poor acting necessarily, but rather due to the nature of the material. Ron Gabriel, who has played in such musicals as Godspell, Jesus Chr&Superstur, Fiddler on the Roofand Hair, is responsible for many difficult character changes within the show. One of his best characters, a cowboy who is ashamed of cheating at a rodeo, is a highpoint. in the show. Also, in scenes from Savage Love, he does a superb job of representing a shy lover, who becomes temporarily defiant, only to return to his original shy nature. Mario Romano, who has performed in the Toronto Mercury Theatre’s production of The Accidental Death of an Anarchist, and a Disney Pay TV program entitled Edison Twins, was equally strong in ,the theme devoted to Stoners. His ruminations on the

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by Alison Butlin Imprint staff St. Jerome’s College has expanded its Performing Arts Series, and according to Series Director, Alfred0 Romano, “This year’s program is clearly more ambitious than 1982-83.” The series began on September 28th with a three night run of Hawk Moon, The World of Sum Sheppard by Toronto-based theatre group The Acting Company. This group was commissioned this year after ’ performance of Pirandello’s The Sunder (an adaptation) and Beckett’s Company were presented at St. Jerome’s the year before. On November 14th the ColoradoSiring Qklartet visits the College as part of their worldwide tour. And, on January 20th, jazz saxophonist Pat LaBarbera, who has been a soloist in the Buddy Rich Band; played with Chuck Mangione, and is presently a member of the Elvin JonesQuartet, performs for St. Jerome’s audiences.

enders of fish (you really had to be there) was truly conducive to the mood being created. It did seem though, that Roman0 was tied to the same types of personality types throughout the performance, producing less variety in his characterizations. ’ Both actors presented plausible, and sometimes shining performances, despite the numerous monologues they performed. Yet there were areas that lacked polish, in particular, the drifters section. The Acting Company, to which Gabriel and Roman0 belong, is a group of approi<imately I7 core actors, directors, musicians and production members who come together periodic$y to construct productions. Originating from the Graduate Theatre Program at York University, The Acting Company works in an ensemble manner. Members of the group have two things in common, according to Alec Stockwell. First, they all revolve around Stockwell as the central leader, and second, they have a specific type of training. This training involves developing the whole person, instead of focusing solely on technique, and involving all persons in every facet of the production. Therefore, Gabriel and Roman0 in developing Hawk Moon, were responsible for functions ranging from creating the script to moving the set. Stockwell, when asked about the rivalry between “stars” in an ensemble group, claimed “they’re all stars”. When asked about problems that occur in the ensemble approach to theatre, he stated “It’s the only way to work.” The Acting Company is unique in many ways. The group does not have a permanent Toronto space to rehearse in, and therefore, structures its productions to adapt to various locales. Using its core group, it has the means

to draw on different talents when necessary. And, the group is interested in performing material that is more difficult and challenging, as is evident in this season’s production at St. Jerome’s College. The Acting Company’s production of Hawk Moon, The Woddof Sum Sheppardwas a risk. Using two performers, on a sparsely equipped stage, with a text of their own making is daring. The degree to which the presentation is successful is to a large part subjective. Hawk Moon does not receive a rave review, but is an experiment, and for $2.00, it is worth seeing the last performance this evening.

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It is, however, the addition of five award winning films that Roman0 believes will be “a boost to the series’ appeal and popularity.” These films, Seven Beauties by Lina Wertmuller, Academy Award winning Chariots ofFire by Hugh Hudson, Werner Herzog’s Aguirre the Wrutih of God, Peter Wier’s Gullipoli, and Diva by Jean-Jacques Beiniex, are all highly acclaimed films culled from five nations and are well worth seeing. Prices for the films are a bargain at one dollar per person. Tickets for Hawk Moon, The World of Sum Sheppard are $2.00 for students and $3.00 general admission. The Colorado String Quartet tickets are$2.00 for students and $4.00 general admission, and The Pat LaBarbera Quartet tickets are $2.00 for students, $3.00 general admission. St. Jerome’s is alsp offering a special s’eason’s pass, which provides admission to all performances and films for $10. This pass can be purchased at the door during the run of Hawk Moon or by calling 884-8110, ext. 51.

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by Tim Perlich Imprint staff Joe Jackson Mike’s Murder (soundtrack) A&M Joe Jackson’s latest project is a soundtrack which he wrote, produced and arranged for the yet to be released film Mike’s Murder. The musicians accompanying Jackson on this effort have -remained intact from his last venture, the Night and Day album. In many ways Jackson has continued from where he left off with Night and Day. Lyrically, Mike’s Murder is concerned with one man’s struggle in a big city environment, just as in Night and Day in which New York

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I’m going to change the world, I could be president If I could just work dut Where all my Mondays went. An arrangement of congas, bass and vibes compliments perfectly the rambling vocal style Jackson has chosen to deliver the song with. A combination of GimmeSomeLouin by the Spencer-Davis group and a slowed-down version of the bass line from Steppin’ Out provide the framework for Memphis. The lyrics seem to have been added as an afterthought and may have some significance ‘in the context of the film but say little if anything on their own. The first side contains two more songs, l-23-Go and Moonlight, bringing the total to five.

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imagine how Sting sat ,down and wrote the lyrics for Every Breath You Take. He must have made up a list of every word he could think of that rhymed with “take”. Think about the words he might have missed. How about ‘every time you .eat steak’ or ‘every garden you rake’ as possible lyrics? The title songs, Synchronicity Z and II, written by Sting, are the story of a man on the edge of paranoia. As the man’s paranoia increases a monster takes form in a Scottish lake. The monster is meant as a symbol of the man’s paranoia. The fact that the two events take place at the same time create a synchronistic situation. Mother, by Police guitarist Andy Summers, is, for a lack of better words, interesting. I imagine that thereissomethingin the song that ’ some would find appealing but for rnost it will probably be the kind of song you can’t get to the stereo fast enough to turn off.

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From a musical standpoint, the arrangements are well thought out and executed flawlessly with a genuine concern for texture and melody, yet there is something missing. The sensitive wit which many have come to admire and expect,from Joe Jackson has all but been cast aside, leaving many potentially good songs bland and colourless. Mike’s Murder may be the perfect soundtrack for a wonderful, box-office smash of a movie, but as a Joe Jackson album it’s simply an underachievement.

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a la Flashdance, and the boys sporting their pierced ears. The band didn’t come on until ten o’clock, but that didn’t matter. It was a little cool down there too, but that didn’t matter either, everyone was drinking and talking and halving a good time. Who does this young group think they are anyway? TheyTre supposed to be inexperienced, but instead they performed with such an accomplished, energetic style, and enjoyable sfage presence. Sure there were some

unnecessary gaps between some songs, but that didn’t really -matter; nobody seemed to notice. By the time the first set was over it was a lot warmer in the Waterloo Inn, and the audience was in the palm of the band’s hand. A highlight of the first set was a rather brilliant version of Ghetto Mentality which kept the audience spellbound. The group has a lot t6 say in their lyrics, but not too many people listened to the words; they were too busy dancing.

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musical influences. The tribal rhythms are/evident throughout the entire album, and come together pefectly in thissong, which embodies perfectly the tropical spirit and laid-back mentality. A perfect Southern Comfort for these cold Waterloo nights. If you like to dance, this album is perfect for you. You’ll have lots of opportunity to practice those Boy George moves. If you want intelligence in your music, this album will also suit your style. The lyrics speak boldly and intelligently of world hunger, liberation (of all sorts), and humanity. It’s worth listening to what the group has to say, and it’s pleasant-to hear vocalist Loraine Segato sing it. This group of seven has evolved from the now defunct Mama Quilla II, claiming three of its members. The sound is reminiscent of Mama Quilla II in songs such as Boys Club, and maintains the political slant while adding some talented musicians and coming up with an album for everyone that dares to be innovative, and succeeds in sounding accomplished. The album is reall,y very refreshing, with a positive sound and mesages full of enthusiasm. As the group says on the record sleeve, “Vote with your feet”.

The Parachute Club The Parachute Club RCA Records As a critic, I sharpen both my pencil and my tongue before I set out to review something. So there I sat, seething with hostility, forming mental insults as the needle pierced the vinyl of the self-entitled debut album by the Parachute Club. After hearing Rise Upcountless timeson the radio I had Parachute Club figured out as another band who buys their clothes on Queen Street and are trying to ride the crest of electro: pop dance music. After listening to the album, I was, as a critic, disappointed - had nothing to criticize. As a person (the two are not synonymous), I was very pleased by this band, which has a remarkable concern for detail in their sound. Each song is rich with bongos, guitars, keyboards and intriguing noises resting in a background that might have escaped from - the West Indies. The final song, Tobago Style, is a tribute to their

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The male members of the band remained out of the’ limelight during the entire performance. Billy Bryans was solid on drums and the other two male members were equally so on guitar. It is, however, the women of this band that are the performers and the showmen (showwomen). Lauri Conger with a dazzling smile and great dancing was a solid asset on keyboards. Julie Masi was visibly enjoying herself on stage, providing some interesting percussions. Vocalist Loraine Segato was clear and strong on vocals. It was Mar-go Davidson, however, on congas and saxophone that seemed to be a hit of the crowd. She is obviously -a very talented and serious young musician who provides the distinct sound for this band. What makes this band so refreshing-is their warmth and comradery that radiates from them on stage. It is not as if they are the performers and we are the audience; instead they broke down-that wall and became a family. For one night we wet-e part of that family. The second set started with Rise Up, and ended with a song called Hot Hot Hot. Although the sky had cleared and it had stoljped raining outside, the energy was pouring inside. The second set was ,stron r than the first and the audience didn’t wa t them to leave. The Parachute Club didn seem to want toleaveeither. They were havin % a good time. It finally ended and everyone left toenter the cool, cool, cool night, but that didn’t matter, Everyone was feeling Hot Hot Hot.

Blues in the Night a powerful - salute by Reese * by J. Elizabeth Hartman Imprint staff It’s cold and dark and lonely. You’re at the bottom of the last of the booze in a smoky, sleazy, next-to-last-place-to-dive hotel room. It’s four o’clock in the morning, and your no good man isn’t home yet. That’s what Della Reese, Cynthia White, and Neva Small were singing about September 23rd and 24th at the Centre in the Square. Blues in the Night is a tribute to the blues, and especially to the women who lived and sang them. The play consists of three women and a saloon singer at different points in their careers on the vaudeville circuit. The women are backed by drums, bass, trumpet,

woodwinds (a real, live, wailing tenor saxophone) and the wonderful tinkling blues piano of Clem Moorman, as the saloon singer. The musical sources for Bluesin the Night included traditional blues from Alberta Walker, Bessie Smith, Ida Cox, and Randy Razaf, as well as more contemporary composers like Willard ‘Robison, Vernon Duke, Johnny Mercer, and Harold Arlen. In an 1 interview with Upbeat, (K-W Record) Della Reese commented on the music in the show. “The thing that’s nice about this play is that the music has lived forever. If you have even a teaspoonful of understanding, these songs will carry you. If you-can get in there with some power, they’re even better.”

Neva Small, as the Girl with a Date, plays a young woman just starting out on her career. The Woman of the World, played by Cynthid White, wore a white gardenia in her hair, reminiscent of Billie Holliday’s tradition. Living, as the lyric says, “a lush life in some small dive”, her performance was highlighted by a slinky dance sliding into Stompin’ At the Savoy, and a rendition of Alberta Walker’s Rough andReady Man that sent shivers upmy spine. Della Reese told Upbeat, “the little old lady from Pasadena gets the blues every now and then. There’s something wrong and she wants to do something about it and she can’t. That’s the blues.” Dressed in a bright red Bessie dress, a feather hat, and clutching a bottle of

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Hawkins by Nathan Rudyk Imprint staff . -Asked once how long he’d been playing rockabilly, Ronnie Hawkins said, “Sheeit, I been playing’ since the Dead Sea was only sick.” That’s a long time, he was told. “Long time?” he snapped. “Hell, I remember when Moby Dick was only a minnow.” This is long, he was told again. “Long?” he countered. “Why, I remember Jesus on rhythm guitar.” Rompin’ Ronnie Hawkins has been playing that long. He was playing Elvis songs before Elvis ever heard of them. He’s broken in the best of them Levon Helm, Robbie Robertson, Fred Carter, Bob* Dylan and countless more. My own Dad used to sneak into the Grand Hotel (Huggy Bear’s) when he was sixteen to hear Hawkins pump out the same raunch rockabilly breath he pumped out 23 years later (sorry Dad) for us Monday night at the Humanities Theatre. The Monday night Hum didn’t seem to be the best venue for the Hawk; his usually loyal following barely filled up the bottom of the theatre. Hawkins spotted it right away when he strutted his huge, hoary, black-stetsoned frame on stage, saying, “I’d wish’d you were drinkin’ and dancin’, cause I am.” The concert setting was definitely a disadvantage. Even when Ronnie plays the Imperial Roqm at the Royal York - they have “drinkin’ and dancin’ (D&D)“. But we didn’t so we had to bop on our seats. Rockabilly demands D&D. When Ronnie and the Hawks broke into That’s AI1 Right Mama, you could tell that beneath the bobbing gray hairs and bald-spots was a collective

concert , \ great show desire to kick off the boots and break out the beer. They played tunes by Chuck Berry, Muddy Waters, Creedance Clearwater, Bo Diddley, Gordon Lightfoot and Roy Orbison. They played ‘em mean too. There was no fooling around with these 01’ boys. On lead guitar is Bill Dillon, a crusty John Lennon lookalike, and a devil on six strings. He smoked up-those dark, beady glasses of his with his work in Johnny Be Good - fanning the fires of the fifties with clear, chunky rockabilly riffs and a ton of reverb. The rhythm guitarist was a surprise Robin Royal Hawkins, a legitimate son of the legend. Ai one point Ronnie stepped back to let the kid have a crack at the mike; the resulting vocal was a little thin, but Ron was grinning like a well-fed she-bear while his boy sang. The rhythm section was held up by seasoned veterans. Steve Hogg, bassist, is a British-born session pro, and drummer Dave Lewis is a K-W native son recently returned from L.A. and sessions with Emmy Lou Harris, Linda Rondstat, and Jesse Winchester. Steve held his end up very well, both as a bassist and back-up vocalist, andDave was imaginative in the obligatory D&D drum solo in Muddy Water’s I Got My Mojo Working. Ronnie’s keyboard man is Bill King, and this former member of the rock group China tickled those tusks with hands hot enough to handle the hubcaps on a ‘56 Lincoln. The self-termed “Geritol Gypsie” and his band stormed through one and a half hours of vintage rock ‘n roll. Hawkins can still deliver,

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even though he, frequently clutched his heart as hard as his mike. It was all in fun, and Ron has good reason to clutch it, because his music depends on his heart. Even for those of us not old enough to know some of’ the song-titles Hawkins does, much less the names of the artists, the Hawk struck a responsive chord with his rooted rock n’ roll.

If the Hawk does come to UW again, though, let’s put him and his boppin’ band somewhere where we can ehjoy full D&D privileges. Then we can really rock with the Hawk!

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by don button Imprint staff Christopher Bye is a fascinating man. At the age of 26, he is the manager of the Old Firehall Theatre/Restaurant in Toronto, and the producer of The Best of Second City, a travelling troupe who perform the more popular of the many skits, sketches, and blackouts that have made Second City the best known improvisational comedy organization in North America. Bye admitted that his age was a handicap at times, alluding to people’s tendency to view him as an incompetent because of his age. But people who know his work think of him as highly competent, despite the fact that he is doing a job usually filled by people twice his age. He has been acting, producing, and managing theatre for years, and experience-wise, is as accomplished&s those same people twice his age. As manager of the Old Firehall, he occupies one of the most respected positions in Canadian Theatre.‘And as producer of The Best of Second City, he is leading one of the most succesful travelling troups. Period. The travelling troupe is just a small part of the&ntire Second City network - an organization that has blossomed intoa multimillion dollar business since its inception in Chicago over two decades ago. The performers in the troupe, who will be at the Humanities Theatre at UW for two shows on September 30th, are all performers who have come up through the Second City system. They, started in some of the many workshops provided by Second Ci@; have had their stints on stage, and will all end up on the main stage of the Old Firehall within the next year or so. The main stage productions are the mainstay of Second City, with the performers doing one set of rehearsed material and one set of improvisational work. From the improv set, ideas are cultivated for rehearsed sketches, and the best of those become part of The Best of Second City.

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of cooking and cleaning, Caroline has to avoid the unwanted sexual advances of her boss. This film is a classic case of role reversal which ten yearsago would have seemed far-fetched, but now rings ‘a chord of familiarity in many people.

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For years now, movies, television and comics have enjoyed satirizing the house hubby. Thus, Mr. Mom is just ’ one of the many films with this theme. In Mr. Mom, Jack (Michael Keaton) is an unemployed automotive engineer who trades in his lab coat and hard hat for an apron and baseball cap, while his wife Caroline (Terri Garr) brings home the cabbage. As Jack adjusts from the trials and tribulations of the workshop to the joys

The cast is full of talent, which Mr. Mom serves well. Michael Keaton gives a somewhat more subdued performante in Mr. Mom than he did in the zany Night Shift, but Keaton can be excused because ir)&lr. Mom he is the main character an?!” pulling the load, whereas in Night Shift he had a less important role. Keaton, in only his second feature length film, exhibits the poise and charm of a veteran actor. Terri Garr moves along with her usual

“cocktail waitress” buoyancy that she exhibited in Sting IIand Tootsie. Martin Mull’s portrayal Of Caroline’s boss is so well done that he reminds one of Nine to Five’s Dabney Coleman. Mull is the perfect corporate creep and spoiled adult who must always have his own way. Two other actresses give noteworthy performances: Ann Jillian, as the sensual Joan, and Valri Bromfield as a tough television repair woman. *This superlative cast and good script make Mr. Mom one of this summer’s, bes films. Mr. Mom is designed to plea Bz almost any audience, and offend none. It was a good suspended reality film because it lets you laugh at today’s problems instead of making you solve them.

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by Gareth Edwards The bragging rights to the university rugby team in the city belong to Waterloo this year after Laurfer was decimated last Saturday afternoon. The Warriors won 28-10 in a bruising and hard hitting affair which was theclosest game of the day. The Trojans cruised by the Laurier seconds, 56-4, and the Spartans had an easy . 22-O win over their opponents.

penalty goal, this time from 23 m. The Warriors scored another try, this time by inside centre Sandy Townsend, before halftime. At that interval it was 14-4, but Laurier was still very much in the game. However, there was no chance for a comeback. The Warrior backs were working with the precision of a Swiss watch and the first try of the second half was the result of a great team effort. The forwards; led by “Greek Connection”, Tony Stea and Mark Allison, won a tough ruck and the Ijacks worked the bail from Hunter, to Allen, to Townsend, toStone, to Butcherand to the winger Puskas, who turned it back to Stone. He then crashed into two.Laurier backs and left the bail on the ground for Townsend to grab. He finished the drive off by carrying two Laurier men with him as he rumbled over the line. That brought the crowd to their feet and it lifted the who.leclub. The-rest of the afternoon belonged to outside centre Andrew Stone, who scored two more tries and one convert. On his second try he c

In the Warrior match, Laurier was the first to draw blood. They won a five yard strum and then scooped up the ball and crashed over for the try. The Warriors had been asleep for the first 10 minutes, but that score quickly brought them out of their slumber. They stormed back after the kick-odand put pressure on the Laurier squad, That pressure resulted in a flurry of points, all of them from offensive star Andrew Stone. He first got Waterloo on the board with a 35 metre penalty goal. That was quickly followed by a 50 metre run for a try another

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pounced on a loose ball and raced 70 metres. for the try. For his third he sold a beautiful dummy to three Laurier backs and slid over t&e line. Laurier added two late penalties to bring the score to 28-10 but it was to little too late. In a post-game interview, coach Phil White said, “The Warriors showed composure when under pressure and performed well enough to win convincingly. However, we are not playing up to potential as yet and need to maintain our concentration over the full 80 minutes of play.” The Trojan game was not as close as the score indicated. It was a runaway, with over half the team members contributing a try in their efforts. For the second week in a row, dashing scrumhalf Dan lngoldsby led the scoring parade with a total of 16 points, on a try and six converts. Paul Coburn had three tries, and for the second time in as many games “Jacob” Jay Dinivitzet had two tries. Single

tries were scored by captain Bruce Hooey, Mike Peevers, George Boire, Dave Babbit and Doug “Dudley” Thompson. The lone Laurier try came as a result of a total lapse of concentration by the entire team. Coach Derek Humphries swore that would never happen again. The final match on this glorious afternoon of rugby was between the Spartans and the Laurier third team. It was really no contest as the team slogged through to a 22-O win. Try scorers were Bruce Catoen, Jeff Knight, Bob Picken, Chalres Gunthart and Trojan coach Derek Humphries. The final two points came from the golden toe of Wiley vet Phil White. The Warriors have matches in Western on Wednesday, and in Toronto on Saturday. These games can make or break their season. 3As a club this y ear the team has 144 points for and only 14 against. As the fans filed away from the field, many were heard saying that this is the best Warrior squad that they have seen in some time.

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by Alicia Vennos Imprint staff It was a bitterly disappointing afternoon for the Warrior soccer team, as they weredefeated once again by the Brock Badgers last Saturday at Seagram Stadium, 1-O. The reason it was such a bitter loss wp c Pssentially because the Warriors had so ma lances to score - and blew every one. Coach John Vincent sighed somewhat regretfully as he reportqd; “We had four glorious scoring opportunities in the second half and we worked hard for them. But if you don’t capitalize on your chances, you just will not win the game.” Although it was during the second half that Brock scored the sole goal of the game, they were by far the superior team in the first fortyfive minutes. They had a supreme chance to score from a corner kick - so close that the forty spectators were hanging onto their seats

in consternation. One of the Badgers headed the ball towards the net where it hit the corner upright and then rolled along the goal line, a breath away from being a point. Seemingly springing from nowhere came Warrior Andy (Woody) Woodcock to the proverbial rescue and kicked the dangerous ball to safer turf, causing shouts of protest from the Badgersand sighs of relief from the Warriors. While the first half for the Warriors was one of poor plays and somewhat blind passing, they strove to make their errors history in the second half. “We played far better than the Badgers,” said Vincent, and as the Warriors continued to keep tight control over the ball and the action, the red Brock team began to look more and more like weaving badgers, desperate to get their feet on the evasive ball. “C’mon you guys, GET the ball!” screamed a frustrated Brock member.

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by Alicia Vennos Imprint staff Coach John Vincent is in a’wry “state of shock” over the 1-O loss his team suffered against their cross town rivals, Wilfrid LaurieronTuesday evening. This is the third time the Warriors have been whipped by one goal this season, and it is hard to say exactly why there has been such a lack of scoring on their part. “It’s getting to be a cliche,” said Vincent with a sigh. The Warriors got off to a strong start, but for some reason their energy seemed to die after the first twelve minutes. Laurier was a strong contending force throughout the game, showing none of the lethargy they displayed at the last Waterloo-Laurier battle, which resulted in a lot of injuries and a tied score. Waterloo did manage to net the ball in the first half, but unfortunately the player was off-side and the goal was called back. It was obvious that the Hawks were determined to prevent a replay

But before this actually came about, Waterloo had several silver platter chances to score. There were a couple of long, straight kicks at the net which werecaught by the Brock keeper. Then John Gimpel passed to Andy Coppolino who flew off in a breakaway towards a seemingly sure goal, however the kick just missed the target and the break-away turned into a heart break. A few moments later, Coppolino had a good chance at the net but missed. He flopped down on the ground, showing the mood of, the despondent, frustrated Warriors although they never stopped shouting encouragement to each other. The game was full of good tries, but unfortunately good tries are not good enough to win a game. A mental error on the part of one of Waterloo’s defensemengave Brock their one and only opportunity to score in the second

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of the last game, when Waterloo managed toslip the ball past their keeper early in the first half. It was actually an even contest of strength ‘between the two teams, which kept the action central for the most part of the game, and scoreless until well into the second half. The equality of the skill also resulted in stretches of play where there seemed to be a lot of diddling around with the ball, which seemed to go nowhere in particular. Golden Hawk team member, Manni, broke the monotony as he took control of the ball in front of the Waterloo nets, and sent it scoring in a clean, wicked curve. Although the Warriors did have two penalty shot chances during the game, they failed to connect on both, and the game, sadly enough, belonged to Laurier. One bonus that should be mentioned, however, was the fine display of officiating Tuesday night, which stifled the war-cries of the two teams, and kept the game clean and safe for all the players.

half. It was all they needed. The ball was passed to a centre man who passed it to a waiting player on the left and bingo - the score became l-0 and remained that way until the end of the match, about IO minutes later. The Brock coach admitted that the Warriors should have won but no one knows better than the Warriors that ‘should have’ does not mean a thing. With cheerier% news - the ‘Warriors met Guelph earlier that week, Thursday September 22nd in Guelph and thoroughly beat their hosts 2-l. For,the first time this season, Coach Vincent could proudly claim that his team was at its very best. “I am really pleased. We did dominate the entiregameand everyone gave 1OO%.” The goals were scored by Andy Coppolino and Tommy Abbott, and the game score was preserved by keeper Peter Balfoune, who saved two penaify kicks from producing. Guelph, like Laurier, is a very physical team and has to theircredit very fast forwards. It was a contact game but as the referees were right on top of the action, the tackles , were clean and fair. Three members of the Warrior team playing Guelph did not play Brock on the following Saturday due to injury or other soccer committments. These absences may have been significant in the Brock-Waterloo outcome, but Vincent maintains that the team “must learn to function consistently regardless of who is on the field.” Fan support would be much appreciated at the next home game when the Warriors challenge Western at Seagram Stadium, Sunday at one p.m. Besides being free of charge, there’s the added bonus of fresh air which you no doubt severely lack if you are a typical overworked Waterloo student.

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to this fine showing were Cathy Somers and Margo both put in a fine effort.

Both the women’s country competition

and men’s teams placed strongly in a crossheld Saturday at York University.

The concensus among many of the competitors was that this -_ was an enjoyable type of course to run. The reason they gave was that the course had a lot of variety. The course consists of a figure-eight loop about 5.6 km long which passes through open fields; alongside roads, up and down hills, through woods, beside Black Creek, and up a steep highway embankment. The women ran this loop once, the men twice.

In women’s competition, third place went with a time of 19:30. Other Athenas in Campfens 7th. 20:09; Rhonda Bell Kristensen -- 19th. 2 1: 12; and Maureen 25th. 22: I 1. Overall, the women’s effort second place in the team standings. Other

to U’W’s Susan Stone, the top 30 were: Lisa 14th. 20:39; Susan Marshall-Somers was good enough for Athena contributors

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U W’s Men’s “A” team, consisting of its top five finishers. placed third. The team was made upof Mark Houseman - 16th, 32:57; Tim Rose - 19th, 34:Ol; Tony Ryan - 23rd. 34: 17; Andrew Krucker - 24th, 34: 18; and Dwight Caldwell -- 28th. 34:25. Also running hard for Waterloo were Paul Wright. Tom Sawyer, Mike Affleck, Brian Graham, Steve Scott, Grieg Scott, and Peter Schmidt. Credit is also due to the team manager. known simply as “Murphy”. Luckily. U W’s runners did not have to contend with some of the difficulties they had encountere\d on this course last year. Officials said that, last year the open field at the crossing of the figure-eight had grass chest-high and was full of hornets. This year, the field had been mowed. Two Waterloo runners had been stung badly and taken to hospital. last year. Also, the tiny streams the runners splashed through this year had been raging torrents last year following a weekend of rain.

Instead. participants and spectators alike were treated to a fine, sunny day. Even though this was, of course, radically diffcrcnt from weather they would be used to in Waterloo, our runners took advantage all the same. According to coach Alan Adamson. “Even though our women’s field was kind of weak, I felt pleased about Susan Stone’s third place finish. On the men’s side we placed quite strongly. It’s a hard meet to read because most of the universities didn’t have their top pc’ople here, except for Queen’s and Toronto. And even they didn’t have>their best people here.” Adamson also stated that only about halfof his team members were at the event. At Guclph. on October lst, will be the first meet where the entire Waterloo contingent will compete. Looming around the bend is the OUAA, OWIAA Championship. It will beheldthisyearat UW,onOctober29that 1 p.m.The races before the Championship serve for the runners as competition and training, and for Alan Adamson, as an aid in determining the seven men and seven women who will compete as U W’s team in the Championship.

Athena goalie Penny Smith made the initial save, however, the rebound to give the Yeomen a one to nothing lead.

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by Bill Humphreys Imprint staff The University of Waterloo Athena Field Hockey team were kept busy for the second straight weekend, as they travelled toToronto to compete in the York Invitationalagainst the likes of the University of Toronto, University of Western Michigan. and the host team York University. What made the tournament so significant was the fact it featured what are probably the three best schools in the Ontario Conference. At the end of last season, Toronto finished second ranked in Canada, York was fifth in Canada, and Waterlooended up ranked seventh in Canada. Waterloo finished theeshibition tournament with one win and two ties, in what was Coach Judy McCrae’s last real chance to see the team play against stiff competition before the season starts October sixth, at McMaster University. Waterloo met York in the first game Saturday morning, and the Athenas played what coach McCrae termed as a “sloppy first half’, but controlled most of the play. After York opened the scoring in t he first I5 minutes with a nice goal by York standout, Laura Branchard, Waterloo started to pressure York, and it wasn’t until just before the half that Athena Sylvia Boyd fed a nice pass to Lisa Bauer, who in turn smacked a hard low drive past the impressive York goaltender. The second half remained scoreless, although Waterloo dominated play, and were constantly frustrated by the performance of the York defence and goaltending. The game ended in a one all draw. Against Toronto. Waterloo again established a solid team effort, and controlled the majority of play. Waterloo’s inability to penetrate the goal circle resulted in a scoreless tie,

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but overall Waterloo had the edge in play and, were happy with the outcome. “I’m really pleased with the team’s performance overall. Both the tied games could have easily gone in our favour. No one team really took advantage of us because everyone played very steady within their roles.” Coach McCrae stated.

On Sunda*G, Waterloo met Western Michigan, and played; solid disciplined team game as they shutout their opponents six to nothing on three goal performances by both Jean Howitt and Lisa Bauer. Waterloo’s experience and overall team speed was prevalent in this match as the Athenas worked better together as a unit, and illustrated why they are heading into what could be their most successful season since their acceptance into the league in 1965. “In order -to be good in this league, a team must be cdnsistant, and I feel we accomplished this over the weekend. We have to look after our skills more, but the team looked better against Western Michigan, and we used our speed well.” coach McCrae explained. Before the season started, goaltending and the sweeper position were a question mark, however over the weekend there weren’t any questions left unanswered. Athena goalie Penny Smith, playing much better, challenged the opposition and came up with big key saves. Veteran Beth Kewley, used as a forward -last season, has done a fine job at the defensive sweeper position. Lisa Bauer ended up as the top Athena scorer with four goals in three games. The Athena’s first home game is Wednesday, October 12th. against the University of Guelph on Columbia Field. Guelph is another team that could givfe Waterloo a run for their money. Game time is 4:30 p.m.

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by don button Imprint staff Not dnly did the footbalI Warriors lose Saturday’s football game to York, 29-3, but they also lost three key performers, theirpride, and their chances at making the play-offs. (Kevin Adams, the Warriors stellar corneiback, went down after a knee high tackle brought him down to end a44yard punt return. He is finished for the season with damaged knee ligaments. Although saving a touchdown, the tackle was unnecessarily rough. It wasn’t illegal, but the defender was in perfect position to make a routine tackle along the sidelines. Instead, he chose to take theeasy way out, and hit Adams sideways on the right knee. Enzo Dimichele, last year’s Warrior rookie of the year and the hardest hitting Waterloo linebacker to date, also sustained a knee injury. At press time, it was not known the extent of the damage to his knee. However, he will be out of the line-up for at least two weeks, and could be finished for the season. Centre Peter Callaghan is also gone for the season, and four or fiye others are being viewed on a da? to day basis with regards to whether or not they will be able to play next Saturday at McMaster. The’only good news, injury-wise, is that Gary Garbut will return to the line-up against the very tough Marauders. But even Garbut won’t help the Warriors if they haven’t solved some fundamental problems this week in practice. Waterloo could have fought their way back into the game early in ‘the second half after they had worked the ball down to York’s 12 yard line. The drive, which started on their own 36 yard line, stalled when backfield miscues and a holding penalty left Waterloo with a third and 17. Chelmecki booted the thirty yard field goal, and York remained in dontrol with their 14-3 lead. York had grabbed an early lead when, after intercepting a Stan Chelmecki pass and alternating right and left with their running game to bring the ball in to the Warrior one yard line, York’s quarterback took it over for the major., After exchanging punts for the next six minutes, Waterloo marched from their own 4 1 to York’s 39, their best drive ofthegame to that point. A fake punt waS not successful, and York took over on downs on their own 39 yard line. As has been the case all season, the Warrior defence was equal to the task, forcing the Yeomen to punt. Unfortunately, Waterloo couldn’t move the ball, and a combination of a bad punt and a good return by Terry Douglas set York up with a first and ten at the Warrior fifty yard line. Two running plays gave the Yeomen a firsf down, and set up a reverse halfback touchdown pass from George Gannis to a wide open Cinnamon in the endzone. Boyd’s convert rounded out the scoring for the first half, giving the Yeomen a comfortable 140 half time lead. After their failed touchdown bid early left them with only a field goal on the score board, it was obvious that little-#more was going to be heard from the Warriors that afternoon. Some spirited play by defensive back Geln Hasen provided the only Warrior highlights in a half that proved to be nothing more than a showcase of Yeomen talent. York blocked two punts in the second half, and were a whisker away on numerous other

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occasions, but their first eliminated all thought of ‘a Warrior comeback. York’s Souliere picked up the blocked punt and ran it in forYork’s third touchdown of the day. A single, and a 59 yard run by Terry Douglas, who had carried the ball I8 times for 182 yards, cappedoff the York scoring, and left the Warriors wondering what had hit them. What had hit them was a combination ofthe York Yeomen finally getting it together, & was expected that they would do sooner or’ later, and poor performance by the Warriors. Waterloo was beaten physically in the game, and while the defence continued to exhibit its strength in the first half, by the second halfthey could no longer contain the Yeomen. The offence has been so impotent at times this year that .the defense has been called upon to spend way too much time on the field. And, as it is easier on the body to play offense than it is to play defense, it is no wonder they can’t hold a team foca whole game. And yet, they did hold the Yeomen to 284 3 yards, which, considering that two of York’s touchdowns were set-up by the offense, it is a commendable performance. The defensive backfield continues to be a strong point for the Warriors, as they held the Yeomen to only 38 yards hhrough the air. Their only weakness was in not filling the holes on the inside runs, but since the defensive strategy going into thegame was to block off the outside, the players can only be partially blamed fdr York’s-267 yards rushing. The offensive line also only gets part of the blame for the lack of time they allowed the’ir quarterbacks, as head coach Bob McKillop explained that “a little of the blame goes both ways. It was’s system problem - we didn’t react to changes York was making during the game.” McKillop explained that one of the main reasons the offense wasineffective. was that the Warrior quarterbacks were constantly under pressure. He also admitted that the receivers were still not performing as well as had been expected of them, and that quarterbacking was still a problem. Chelmecki completed 13 of 23 passes for 147 yards, and Drew Zehr added another 110 yards on nine completions in 24 attempts. Their total of 257 yards, added to 74 along the ground, doesn’t look too bad on the statistic sheet, but looking at the overall performance of the offence, major improvement is needed. McKillop explained that, “We have to score when we have the opportunities, and we didn’t do that. If we had s’cored on any one of three opportunities, it would have put us right back at top form for McMaster, and will be severely tested. in the game.” The Marauders have one of the best This problem of execution in key situations has plagued the Warriors all year and can only quarterbacks in Canada in Phil Scarfone. and be solved by repetition and hard work in Hasen, Vetro, Mike White and the rest of the Warrior secondary will be put to the test by practice. McKillop had no other plans for this wide receiver Max Dobkin, and the Marweek’s practice sessions. auder’s two tight ends. Aiding their. efforts, “We aren’t going to add anything new,” he McKillop hopes, will be an all out attempt by explained. “We are just going to work on the defensive linemen and linebackers to keep execution.” the pressure on Scarfone, while keeping him They are also going to spend a lot of time with people who are going to be called upon as contained. If the defence accomplishes this, which replacements in their upcoming games. Glen won’t be easy, they will keep the Warriors in the Hasen and Vince Vetro, who will be rotating in game - if the offense can hold on to the ball Adams spot, looked good in their limited long enough to give them a rest. But they won’t action against York. They will undoubtedly be

be able to hold off the Marauders all game, and the offense must shakethe cobwebs from thei collective head and get untracked. Part of that may come from McKillop’s practice strategy this week. and part of it may camefromTonpStajcer. who put Chelmecki to shame in the punting department last Saturday. Another factor is Drew Zehr, who proved Saturday that he is a more than adequate sta-nd-in for Chelmecki at the quarterback spot. It could be an interesting game. But, then again, if the Warriors continue to perform as they did against York,it could be’aslaughter much like last year’s 30-7 embarrassment against the visiting Marauders.

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