1983-84_v06,n12_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Friday, October 7,1983; Vol. 6, No. 12; UW's Student Newspaper; Waterloo, Ontario

with Cancer group meets at 7:30 to 9 p.m. Adult Rec. Centre, King and Allen Sts., Waterloo. For more information call

UW Science Fiction Club invites you to join us at our reg&r meeting every Wednesday night. 7:30 p.m., MC 3036.

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Oktoberfest

Coping

Next week is a turkey!

Noon

Due to the Thanksgiving Monday holiday, the Imprint deadline for Campus Events and Classifieds will be Tuesday, Noon instead of the regular Monday at 5:00 p.m. Campus Events are free; Classifieds cost 75Q for 20 words and 54: for each word beyond 20.

Friday,

Oct. 7 -

Sunday,

CGC

ASEANS welcome.

Potluck

for the Curious: A discussion of Christian doctrine with Chaplain ’ Morbey. CGC private dining room, 8 p.m. to 9 p.m.

Oct. 9 -

workshop for beginners starting at 7 p.m. Will progress for more experienced players after 8 p.m. Ask CC turnkeys for room number.

Theatresports

morning praise and worship service. Maranatha Christian Centre, Pastor Calvin Weber. lla.m., 29YoungSt. W., Waterloo. Phone 884-2850 for more information.

at 7 p.m., CC 135. All

Frisbyterians toss meeting: a rising new cult which believes when you die the soul doesn’t go to heaven, it only goes up on a roof where no one can reach it. Location to be announced.

Jerusalem Day presented by Palestine Heritage. Featuringaphoto,artsandcrafts exhibit, slideshow and beginningat lla.m., Palestinian foods and live entertainment will also be provided. CC Great Hall, cosponsored by the Federation of Students.

Salat’Ul Jumua (Friday prayer) sponsored by the Muslim Student’s Association, 1:20 p.m., CC 110. UW Gymnastics PAC Blue.

Club practice.

4:30p.m.

Movies: Double feature each night starring Star Wars and Stripes. Feds and kids $2.00, others $3.00. 7 p.m. AL 116. Sponsored by Eng Sot. Ear&hen Mug Coffee House - enjoy an evening of relaxing music starting at 8 p.m. Everyone welcome. Sponsored by WCF. 8 p.m., CC 110. No Fed Flicks,

long weekend.

Saturday,

Oct. 8 -

Outer’s Club Bike Ride - you choose the destination. Bring your ideas and a friend. 9 a.m., Campus Centre. A Victorian Thanksgiving at Woodside National Park, Oct. 8 - 16 (excluding Oct. 10). 10a.m. -5p.m. Daily. Freeadmission. For more information phone 742-5273. Al Simmons. Al is the first attraction on the UW Arts Centre Children’s Series. A “new age vaudevillian” with a show full of comedy, music, etc. lo:30 a.m., 1 p.m., and 3:30 p.m. Humanities Theatre. $3.50, $3.00 12 and under. For more information call 885-7280.

Double

Feature,

see Friday.

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Theatrksports Thanksgiving Challenge Match 8 p.m., HH 180. Feds $1.50, others $2.00.

K-W Little Theatre presents The Mumberley Inheritance. 8 p.m., Victoria Park Pavilion. Tickets $7.50. Outer’s Club - nd kayaking Thanksgiving.

Sure when But

this week -

Satan’s Brew, UW International Film Series. German director Rainer Werner Fassbinder directs a very broad and absurd comedy. $2, $1.50for stu/sen. plus50@/one night membership. 8 p.m., Humanities Theatre.

Cinema Gratis - Rebel Without a Cause, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. CC Great Hall, 9:30 p.m.

Joyful Celebration of Holy Communion at 11 a.m. in Keffer Chapel at WLU, Albert St. and Seagram. Sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry.

Volunteers are needed to read material for visually impaired students on campus this term. Call Carol Moogk-Soulis, ext. 2130. No pr&ious experience necessary, the reading is done at your convenience. .

- Wednesday,

Laurel Creek Conservation Programs Have you thanked a tree today? A thanksgiving hike in the woodlot to enjoy the colours of autumn and see why trees are so important to us. 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

PEERS

Feature,

see Friday.

UW Gymnastics PAC Blue.

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Monday,

practice,

“Kick It 17for six 6 p.m. in For more 3541.

Global Community Centre Oktoberfest Parade Luncheon, 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. $4.00 for adults, $2.00 for kids, Trinity United Church on Frederick St., Kitchener. Greek Students Association - General Meeting ir)cluding elections for executive committee. 6p.m. -9p.m.,CC,113.Allare welcome. Double

Feature

- see last Friday.

9:30 p.m. Bible Study Hour at Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert St. Everyone welcome.

-Tuesday, PEERS

Oct. ll-

- see last Friday.

Gymnastics Blue.

Club

practice,

4:30 PAC

4:45 p.m., brief service of Holy Communion at the end of the afternoon in St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison College, sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry. Dept. of Co-ordination and Placement has these seminars today, Thursday and Friday, 11:30 to 12:30 NH 1020. This week: Effective Resume Writing/UCPA form.

- see last Friday.

Campus Health Promotion “Lunch With Us Series”. First presentation is “The Consumer Puzzle”, 12 to 1 p.m., E2 3324 free, coffee provided.

7 p.m.,

Oct. 10 -

PEERS - See Friday. Campus Health promotion Smoking Program” will start Oct. weeks, Monday from 4:30 to Health Services Building at UW. info contact Marion Howell, ext.

Oct. 12 -

10 p.m. Holy Communion Service around the altar at Keffer Chapel, WLU. Come early and sing a bit - donuts and coffee following at Chaplain Bosch’s home, 157 Albert St.

All welcome to CGC informal service with coffee following. 7 p.m. Double

Concert

Catechism

Sunday

PEERS Centre is open from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Monday - Thursday; 12 p.m. - 2 I p.m. Friday. They are a listening, information and referral service in CC 221.

Series, 12:30 to 1:30, Chapel. All are welcome. Hour

Karl Marx Centenary Series - second in a series of meetings on the theme “The Present Reality Shows the Necessity of Marxism-Leninism”. 12:30 p.m., AL 208. Sponsored by Prof. Doug Wahlsten. A tatk on a career on Special Education, NH 3004,2 p.m. to 3 p.m.

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CGC

Chapel 4:30 p.m.

service and evening prayer,

Jane Urqhart, poet, will read from her works. Everyone is welcome to attend. Coffee and donuts provided, sponsored by the English Society. 4:30 p.m_,, HH 373. -Chess Club meets in CC 113 from 7 p.m. to 12. Sign up for team matches against Concordia Club and Guelph University.

tickets only $3.50. 1st annual Engineering Oktoberfest at the Kitchener Auditorium Annex. Come on out - guaranteed to be a blast!!!

Coffeehouse - find out about the trip to Elora on the 16th. 8:30p.m., CC 110.

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Thursday,

PEERS

Oct. 13 -

- see last Friday.

WCF Supper Meeting -- All are invited to an appetizing and affordable meal with the Waterloo Christian Fellowship. Theme: Ministering to others. EL 2536,4:30 - 6:30 p m ’ ’ Between Reflections - a sequel to “In Search of A Sun”, sponsored today and Thursday in MC 2066 and EL 101 respectively. Ticket information in SCH 233 and Fed office. Movie at 7:00 p.m.

The Board of Academic Affairs will be meeting at 4:30 p.m. in CC 235. Students interested in. academic issues or wishing to get involved with the Federation of Students are welcome to attend. Unemployed Workers Centre is looking for Co-ed Volleyball players to play Thursdays beginning Oct. 20. For more information call 886-813 1. Baha’i Club invites you to a general information session about the Baha’i Faith. 7:30 p.m. CC 135. K-W Littile Theatre Mumberley Inheritance. Park Pavilion. Tickets Thursday.

presents 7’;e 8 p.m., Victoria are” $6.50 on

Video Night at Gays of WLU, with “Partners”, a tacky Gay comedy. Starts at 8: 15, exactly. Central Teaching Building, WLU, rm. 4-301. Come and join us. Also, find out about the trip to Elora on Sunday. Peace Society’s International Development Series features economist John Hobson on “World Hunger Resources”, 12 noon, Blue roompf CGC Cafeteria. *

- Friday,

Oct. 14 -

Huron Campus Ministry ,Fellowship: common meal, Bible study - all welcome, 6 p.m., St. Paul’s College Chapel.

7:30 p.m. Open House Friday Evening at the home of Lutheran Chaplain Paul Bosch, 157 Albert St. Come out for good conversation, coffee, and a game of Cosmic Wimpout.

Christianity perspective

KW Little Thatre tickets are $7.50.

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and Marxism, Christian series by Drs. G. Morbey, HH p.m.

Maranatha is holding b.m., CC 135. UW ‘Gymnastics PAC Blue. ’ ..

Club

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same as yesterday,

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Fed Flicks: The Verdict starring Paul Newman. AL 116,gp.m. Feds$l.OO,others $2.00.

practice,

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PEERS, Salat ul Jumua, - see Friday.

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Columbia Incidentals

Icefield

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by Doug Parker Imprint staff The Columbia lcefield opened on Sunday, with addresses from local dignitaries and school officials at the main entrance, followed by a ribbon-cutting ceremony inside. The first speaker, welcomed by Federation of Students President Tom Allison was the president of t,he University, Dr. Doug Wright. Other school officials to speak were Carl Totzke, Director of Atheltics, Michel Marion, President of the Graduate Students Association (GSA), Wim Simonis, former Federation President, and Bill Halverson, former head of Ihe GSA. Local officials to address the crowd of about a hundred were Waterloo Alderman Doreen Thomas; Kitchener Mayor Dominic Cardillo; and Jim Gray, Chairman of the Regional Municipality of Waterloo. Dave Roebuck, a UW student invoked in Campus Recreation, spoke on some of the uses the facility will be put to. A highlight of the ceremony was the dedication of the new facility to Dr. Donald Hays, a former teacher and coach at the University who also did important research in the field of sports medicine. A plaque will soon be placed inside the lcefield as a memorial to Dr. Hays, who died on November 17th, 1977. Another plaque to be placed on the outside of the building will commemorate the important contribution made to the facility by the students of the university in theirfundingof the new arena to the tune of $ I .5 million. From now on for approximately the next seven years, students will payanadditional$ 10

National

per term to pay off the-loan financed by the University. For the last two terms, students have been paying $5 extra in student fees to finance early costs. Inaddition to providing the loan, the university willalso be maintaining the building. The building itself houses an ice rink, dressing rooms, and a one-lane jogging track that encircles the ice. This isn’t just any iee mind you, it’s called jet ice. Jet ice is made using deionized water. The effect is Ice that requires scraping and watering much less often, which should help to cut down on maintenancecosts. There are only about half a dozen facilities in the country with the new type of ice. The Columbia lcefield is onlv the first step in a much broader plan, which was revealed to d

Universities

by don button Imprint staff Of the 700,000 full and part-time university students in Canada,-close to 360,000 of them are studying in Ontario almost twice as many as in any other province. Which explains why National Universities Week madesuch a big bangacross the province this week. s

The celebrations started last Sunday, and end tomorrow. The purpose of all this is to promote Canadian universities while opening their doors to the public. A wide variety of events were planned, all involving lots of people and university campuses. Here at the University of Waterloo, National Universities Week got under way with a giant street dance at Waterloo Town for the Square in downtown Waterloo. The event raised $ , Friendship House in Kitchener, and was attended by approximately 6500 students from Wilfrid Laurier University and the University of Waterloo, and Kitchener-Waterloo residents. It was jointly organized by the student unions of W Lv and U-W, along with the City of Waterloo. The street dance was followed by the official opening of Columbia Icefield. Thenewarena on North Campus is funded by students, and gives UW their first on-campus ice facility in the university’s 26 year history. Following the opening ceremony was the official ribbon cutting, and then free public skating until 5 p.m. Also on Su-nday, U W’s United Church-sponsored college, St. Paul’s College, officially opened its new wing. The 4,000 square foot wing includes a chapel, classrooms, a lounge, and offices, and cost rougly $430,000 to build. Tours of the college followed the opening. ,

Student by Doug warren Imprint staff The Ontario Federation of Students has released a report on student unemployment stating that Ontario post secondary students faced a “crisis situation” in the summer of 1983. Cking a Statistics Canada s,urvey, the report notes that 16.3 per cent of the student labour force was unemployed in July 1983, compared to an average rate of 13.9 per cent over the past seven summers.

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Waterloo City Council recently. The plan calls for the eventual construction of additional facilities on the North Campusincludinga new. gym, tennis courts, and a golf course. Also, a decision will probably be reached in January on whether or not the city will build its new civic arena on the North Campus as well. The parking lot will continue to be free. The decision on whether the lot will be paved has not been made and lies in the hands of the Physical Planning department. About 1 I8 hours of each week’savailable ice time will be programmed for use by Campus Recreation and Varsity sports. The major sports played by the 130 teams involved will be hockey, broomball, and ringette. About 34 hours-more each week will be available for

Week

Things quieted down considerably in the early part of the week, although there were numerouslecturesand seminars, both on campus and off, to which students, faculty, staff and the general public were heartily welcomed. On Wednesday, things began to pick up again, with both the Science and Environmentia! Studies faculties playing host to hundreds of high school students. The Eilvironmental Studies’ activities took the form of an information day, while the Science faculty had set up an open house. r But yesterday was the biggest day of National Universities . Week at the University of Waterloo. In addition to seminars, lectures and demonstrations, UW launched their new Institute for Biotechnology Research, and hosted the Miss Oktoberfest Pageant at Humanities Theatre. To round off the day, the football Warriors hosted the Guelph Gryphons under the lights at Seagram Stadium, and St. Jerome’s Colelge held an open house foC, members of the public interested in career opportunities for liberal arts degree holders. Unfortunately, since Imprint went to press before either the football game or the Miss -Oktoberfest Pageant had started last night, results were unavailable. In addition to scheduled activities, the University invite; the public to visit any or all of the attractions on campus, including the art gallery in Modern Languages, the Optometry Museum, the Earth Sciences Museum, and the Games Museum. Walking tours of the campus were also available for all. With all these activities, UW was a major contributor to National Universities Week. The theme of the week was The Future in Minds, and the diversity and quality of last week’s activities suggests that that future is going to be pretty bright, or, at least, brighter than it otherwise would be.

. a ‘crisis situation’ .

This situation is due in part to the increasing number of students seeking su’inmer jobs to finance their education. This summer’s student labour force was the largest since the .survey started in 1977, the report says. The report blames worsening economic conditions f&r this increase. One result of the weak economy and bleak employment scene has been an almost 25 per cent increase in applicatons for student assistance from Suly 1982.

The report claims “that the enough job creation proemployment data grams. The report cites ‘a ‘official’ shortage of job creation seriously underestimates the schemes to reduce student real unemployment situation facing students.” The OFS unemployment. contends that -. government The OFS intends to raise statistics ignore the problem of _ these issues at a meeting with underemployment, in which Ontario Treasurer Larry students can only obtain parttime or minimum wage,jobs, , Grossman, and Minster of again making higher educatColleges and Universities Bete Stephenson on Nov. 2nd. Any ion difficult to finance. action resulting from this The report also criticizes t he meeting will probably have to federal and provincial governwait until next summer to take ments for failing to provide effect.

The new Columbia Icefield was opened last Sunday, jet ice and all, with appropriate pomp and circumstance, by prominent University dignitaries including University President Doug Wright and Fed president Tom Allison. It is not known who threw out the first puck. _ Imprint photos by Michelle Gauthier bookings. Those hours are broke-n down as follows: 18 hours for student bookings at $5 per hour, six hours for casual bookings, and ten hours for permanent bookings. The rates for casual and permanent bookings depend upon the hours desired. Non-prime time, from seven in the morning till five at night, is rated at $25 per hour, while prime time, from five till one, is worth $47.50 an hour. Free skating will be. provided during noon hours and as posted in the PAC building and the Arena.

WPIRG board

gets new F of directors

by Ron McGregor hnprint staff The Waterloo Public Interest Research Group has been in existence here at U W for mdre than ten years. During that time, the members of WPIRG have promoted public research and education on toxic wastes, acid rain and a host of other environmental and social concerns. In its ongoing series of workshops, films and guest seminars, W PI RG is looking at subjects like the social effects ofcomputerization and empldyment working conditions. W PI RG was to have held elections on October 2 to decide on the membership of its board of directors, which determines policy for the group. A last minute drop out by one of the candidates caused the cancellation of that vote and the acclamation of the regaining five candidates. . Listed below is a short description of those candidates, and their previous experience with public interest research.

Cameron Anderson A student in Environmental Studies, Anderson been involved in the past in the running T.H.I.N.K. Honesty in Nuclear Knowledge) and the Waterloo Peace Network.

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Jennifer Jinot Jinot, a fourth year student i:n Applied Math, haibeen A WPIRG volunteer for the last four years, and has served three terms as an interim board member.

Miriam

Oudejans

Oudejans is a second year Environmental Studies student, and has served as a WPIRG volunteer for the last two years.

Helen Parfitt Parfitt’s experience with W PI RG incluks time spent asa volunteer and as an appointed summer board member.

Daniel Scholman Schulman is a graduate stud&t in Earth Sciences. He has just begun with with WPlRG’s newenvironmentalresearch group.

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They were followe$ in the afternoon by Dr. Maria Cioni, Director of Education Product Planning from NABU Manufacturing Cbrporation; Sallie Duggan, Communications Consultant from Computer Visuals; and Marsha Stall, Toronto freelance writer of corporate scripts and advertising. Betsy Zanna, from the Arts Undergraduate Office and Professor Paul Beam from the English Department provided the opening and closifig remarks. Professor Beam and Randy

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by Rob Dobrucki Imprint staff In case you haven’t noticed yet, local tranGt service on campus changed last Monday. However, it didn’t change in the way described in Imprint last week. p On the west side of campus, where the 7D bus presently runs, there are no changes, however a new service has been implemented on the East Ring Road (Route 7D Mainline Columbia). This bus approaches campus along Columbia and returns to downtown Kitchener via University Avenue and King Street.

Mall) has been halved for most of the day. With the new schedule, for example, the 7D Mainline University bus will arrive once every half-hour on campus during the same time. ’ lmpprtant to remember is that the Mainline Columbia bus runs from 6 a.m. to only 8 p.m. If you want tocatcha bus but aren’t sure where to wait for it, both routes have their time-check points( i.e. where the bus rests until it is scheduled to leave) in front of South Campus Hall. Full transit schedules can be found near the Turnkey’s Desk in the Campus Centre or can be obtained from any bus driver. For further transit information, phone 8857373.

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Klawitter from Co-ordination also -moderated the panel discussions which wrapped -- up - t-he morning and afternoon sessions. The would-be writer can take a mediarelated job and push for writing assignments; analyze one particular market - such as magazine - and develop it; or take the “subjective way” by becoming a writer ifi a specialized field and so move into various media. “No one will create opportunities for you,” said Tenant. “You must create your own.” Warren Barton, Metro CityeditoroftheGlobeand Mail, took an especially hard line approach. Describing himself as the“Lou Grant” of the newsroom he said that “reporters are hunters for information” and must learn to survive as “guerilla fighters” in a highly competitive environment. The afternoon session differed in tone and orientation. Speakers focused more on the skills of the Liberal Arts grad in technical fields, and the process by which a student can make a personal career assessment. “Arts majors have an advantage over more specialized grads,” said Dr. Cioni from NABU. As generalists, Arts grads can grasp technical knowledgeand communicate what they kn‘ow in simple and effective terms. Effective communication also means good leadership and interpersonal skills. Sallie Duggan, a former teacher, and presently Communications Consultant for Computer Visuals, discussed in terms of her own career how the skills of an Arts grad are useful in sales and promotion; management consulting; career counselling; personnel management; customer education; and research. Computer literacy was also discussed, as well as the importance of developing a network of contacts on the job. ’ Marketplace ‘83 was organized by the English and Applied Studies Societies with assistance from the Arts Undergraduate Office. The event was also supported by Schneiders,Tim Horton Donuts, and the Bagel Binn.

Marketplace ‘83, held from9:30 to 3:30 in Hagey Hall, had two orientations. The morning focused on journalism and ways to break into print. The afternoon session looked at the contribution of the Arts grad to high technology. Speakers for the morning included Hal Tenant, Toronto. freelance writer and editorial consultant; Anne McNeilly, Education reporter on the KW Record; and Warren Barton, Metro City editor of the Toronto Globe and Mail.

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University community should unduly interfere with the work or by don button working environment of other members of the University Imprint staff Earlier this summer, the Ethics Committee submitted their community; 2) all services of the University should be available on a non-discriminatory basis to all qualifying members of the first annual report to University of Waterloo President, Dr. University community, and 3) those invested with authority by Doug Wright. The report, the first by this committee which the University should use that authority in a manner consistent started in September 1982 to deal with complaints of an ethical nature, did not recommend as many changes as was anticipated with University policies. I The Ethics Committee was set up primarily todeal with sexual by some people. harrassment complaints, but was also concerned with abuse of As the committee has its mandate in U W Policy 33, and that, supervisory authority. and any other ethical matter not covered because policy was devised without prior experience in dealing by other existing complaint and appeal mechanisms. The with ethical complaints, it was felt that the first year of operation Committee is comprised oft hree members: one student, one staff by the committee would leave them in good stead to make member, and one faculty member. The chairperson is Jake recommendations on how to better utihze a policy on ethical behaviour within the university community. Willms (ext. 20 I 1). a staff member. The other two membersare Margann Pierson (ext. 3880). a student. and David Davies, a The one major change recommended dealt with the insertion faculty member. of a paragraph in Policy 33 to state that everyone in the Complaints are received, and every attempt is made to resolve University had the right to make use of the Policy and the the complaint informally. If this does not satisfy all parties, a Committee without fear or threat of reprisals from supervisors. meeting is held to determine if the Committee feels This was in response to the Committee’sapprehension that some jursdictional that it is qualified to deal with the matter, or if another people were not takingadvantage of the mechanismsdue to these mechanism is the best avenue for the complainant. Barring no fears. jurisdictionalproblems,theCommitteewilldealwiththeproble~ All of the other proposed changes are editorial ones, and are formally, with recommendations on further action sent to Dr. merely for grammatical or clarity reasons and do not change the Wright. The committee is not a disciplinary one, but a remedial meaning or intent of the policy. one, and therefore looks at all aspects of the complaint before Policy 33 was adopted in May, 1982, based on the findings of making recommendations to Wright. the Ad Hoc Committee to Recommend a folio:\* on Ethical In their annual report, the Ethics Committee announced that Behaviour, which was established on February 23rd, 198 f by they had dealt with 14 cases from September 1982 to June 1983, but did not mention any cases specifically since the Committee the then University President, Dr. B. C. Matthews. operates in strictest confidentiality. The Ad Hoc Committee “tried to enunciate broad general Of these 14 cases, there wereeight specificcomplaints, with the principles that would have general acceptance at UW. but still rest requiring no further action. Of the eight, five were settled on have some ‘bite’.” an informal basis, and three went on to the formal stage. Two of Those general principles are that 1) no member of the the informal cases were resolved to the satisfaction of all parties.

religion has been the worst offender in the by Deboarah Austin Imprint staff fluctuation of abortion laws. Men of the cloth have designed the laws on abortion.” Barbara Saunders is an active member of She went on to say that, “a liberation CARAL (Canadian Abortion Rights Action abortion law will not infringe on any group to League). and was the,invited guest speaker of permit a woman to makeadecision whether it’s the Women’s Centre on Sept. 27th. Saunders gave an in depth history on the laws and moral or not.” “If the Pope could get pregnant would they concerns of abortion rights, oras Saunders put support the sacrament law‘?” she asked. it, “the lack of rights”. Saunders also pointed out that more than A slide show was included in the evening’s the woman is affected when her hands are tied presentation at the end of Saunders’ inforto thechoiceofabortion. Shesaid that research mative period. The purpose of CARAL is to ensure that no has proven that psychological, and emotional pain are consequences of unwanted children. woman is denied access to a safe, legal abortion. CARAL is seeking the repeal of all The children are the victims of unwanted pregnancy, and tend to become social outcasts sections of the Criminal Code dealing - with and problemed people, Saunders explained. -abortion, and the establishment of comprehensive contraception, and appropriate coun“Horseman, and Theive are two Swedish selling services across the country. researchers who took a control group of 120 Saunders said. “Section 25 1 of the Criminal wanted pregnancies, and compared them to Code forbids abortion, ,except when perunwanted pregnancies. The 120 unwanted formed in an approved or accredited hospital, - children were victims of beatings, malnutrition, and alchoholism,” Saunders said. after the approval of TAC (Therapeutic The slide show presented the need for change Abortion Committee); or at least threedoctors inabortionlawsbystartingoffwithapictureof who certify that the continuation of the pregnancy would be likely to endanger the life a woman seeking a back alley abortion. The or health of the woman.” Saunders went on to slides depicted touching exposes of personal explain that there are many shortcomings in trauma when one is trying to get an abortion. Saunders conducted a discussion period this iaw. Saunders recentlydida three month study of after her presentation,and asked for support in changing abortion, and= wrote a summarized bib@-,. abortion laws. Saunders also graphy from sixteen books. Part of her study I suggested ways ‘to do th.is, and. urged the, looked at the views of various religious audience to attend ‘&co-mini <j@oichoice organizations on abortion. “The Catholic rallies. ’

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The other three were less successful, but were not taken to the formal stage by the decision of the complainant. Of the three formal cases, one was found to be outside the jurisdiction of the Ethics Committee. One did not go to a formal hearing because the administration took independent action between the informal and formal stages and further action was not necessary. The third case involved a full formal hearing, but information on its nature was not released, although a complete report was sent to Dr. Wright. The Committee’s annual report concluded with the observation that, although the number of cases was quite small, the time expended was far greater than had been anticipated and future appointees, therefore, should be prepared for this. The Committee, in accord with Policy 33, has drawn up a pamphlet that incorporates the changes and explains the committee’s goals and rules. The rust-colored pamphlet, entitled Ethical Behaviour at the Universitly of Waterloo, is available ah over campus, including the Campus Centre and the Federation of Students office.

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Dear Karen the Foxy Lady, hope your birthday is happy and horny. Watch out for cobwebs waay up there!! Thanks for the supportive ear about my ex- “Mr. X”. Love MISS Fox, the Ret-Woman. P.S. Here’s to four years of giggles (tears) and multiples in Ret! R.B. - So true/ Funny how it seems/always in time/ but never in line for dreams/,Head over heels, when toe to toe/This is the sound of my soul. What about you? Laurent. Has your knight in shining armour fallen for his horse or the girl next door run off with the guy across the street? What you need is a Martha’s Bordello ‘& Spaghetti Emporium membership card. Avoid those lonely nights and “experience” Martha’s at your convenience. Are you gay and lonely? Why settle for coffee & donuts when you can have whine and cheese? So, next time you’re i.n the mood don’t go to the GLOW coffeehouse, go to John and Neil’s village retreat. A special Oktoberfest party will be held Oct. 13. Come and join in the festive activities featuring a new

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Here, here! We officially proclaim Carol “Catfish” Russell and Marilee “Shaggy” Watkin zombie cruisers. Congratulations from Butch, Trixie, Spike, Oblio, Lynn, and Clarke. Nice glass you have catfish. Wanna worry your roommate? Take him to a gay movie this Thursday (It’s even free!) Check out Campus Events. Zombie Cruisers venture to Western’s Elbow Room for the second road trip. The Zombies are cheap, lethal, and come with a sword instead of a donkey. However, singer needs work. Dear Mat; thanks for the game Saturday but Bob the duck is getting upset, we all want our bass mallet back Percussion doesn’t like you. Dear Miss- JLJ DEE Happy 20th Birthday! Snowball Charlie.

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For Sale Hitachi Tape deck. Dolby B. Metal tape capability. Still under warranty. $170 or best offer. Call 884-6597. Men’s lo-speed bike. Needs new front forks but otherwise in great condition. $50 or best offer. Call Carol before 11 p.m. 885-2847. For sale: ten speed bicycle, 23 in. frame, selling as is - best offer. Phone 743-73 15 after 6 p.m. Super Savings, Super Selection. “Nearly New” skirts, sweaters, suits, blouses, jeans, dresses, coats, outerwear. May Court Shop, 714 Belmont Ave. West, Kitchener. Tues.-Sat. 10-4. 745-4412.

Oktoberfest Tickets Wednesday, Oct. 12 for the Concordia Club - 10 tickets for the low price of $50. Call 886-0293 - Dave. 1977 Mercury Monarch. 4 door, 6 cyl, manual 4 speed trans. Good condition $1300. Lorne, 578-7039 evenings. TV. 20 in. Admiral colour. Good condition. Steve 8844907.

Waterbeds: everything you need, fully guaranteed. $175.00. Contact Tom around campus or at 886-3606. Zenith Console Stereo. Includes receiver, turntable, speakers. 20 watts per side. $200 negotiable. Call 579it

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1972 Honda CB350 - New paint job. runs well, about $400. 20,000 mil. Asking Please phone 743-5 185: Bar Fridge, large 44 in. x 22 in. $150 -or best offer. Call 743-8593. Arr Billy, ‘ave ye ever been to sea‘? Or ‘ave ye ever been over the barrel? Well, Cap’n Hoover’s got lots o barrels, real cheap. 50 Gal. distillery barrels, only $35. Useful for many things. Arr 746- 1892 evenings. Oktoberfest tickets! 2 for Fri. Oct. 14 at the Aud. Call Kim 884-5099.

Services Student with trucks will do moving, junk removal, etc. at reasonable rates. Professonal moving experience, will provide packing, cartons, etc. Call Ed 742-95 17. Skiers: Pre-season special. Hot-wax, edges sharpened, $5.00. Base repair extra. Call Mark 743-9992 evenings. Will do light moving with a small truck. Reasonable rates. Jeff, 884-283 1. Movies, movies, movies. Star Wars & Stripes to be shown. each night this weekend in AL, 116 at 7 p.m. Shiatsu Japanese Acupressure Massage. Aneffective daily therapy in maintaining good health. Its success results from the stfimulation of the body’s natural powers of recuperation which increases the individual’s bodily selfawareness. Call P. Henderson evenings, 885-0622. Don’t forget the movies this weekend. Double feature with Star Wars & Stripes in AL 116 at 7 p.m. Piano Lessons available from now until Xmas. Experienced teacher (A. R.C.T.) will teach wherever a piano is available. Beginners to grade 8, $6/half hour. Call Leslie at 886-0003 (Co-op students preferred).

Wanted One bike; Ten speed or reasonable facsimile. Cheap if possible please. Call Bruce at 743-2696. Wanted: People who enjoy reading to participate in research on reader response. Only a couple of hours of your Contact Aruna time. Srivastava ext. 2339 or 8847514. Wanted: Chemistry tutor for 1st and 2nd year courses. Phone Warren at 885-2415. Lacrosse Players interested in playing field lacrosse contact Brian, 888-7854. Wanted: Oktoberfest tickets for Queensmount Arena, Fri. Oct. 14. Phone Nancy, 8847923. 15 Oktoberfest tickets for Saturday Oct. 15. Call Mike at 884-99 17. Person(s) to sing and play Folk/ Bluegrass/ Popular music in small group. Acoustic instrument (mandolin, fiddle) an asset. John 886-3243, Dale 886-1032. One small B-W or color Television; picture tube that lights up is only requirement. Will pay next to nothing. Phone 884-22 18.’

TYPiW Typing. Will do typing in my home - Lakeshore Village. Price - 7Oc for regular page, 75~ for detailed page. Phone ‘884-2763. Fast efficient service, right beside campus. Selfcorrecting typewriter. 75c per page, $3 minimum for resumes. Call Ann at 8840421. Experienced typist - essays, etc. Fast, work reports, accurate work. Reasonable rates. IBM Selectric. Lakeshore Village. Near Sunnydale. Call 885- 1863. , Two typists for prompt. accurate and reliable service. Located next to campus for your convenience. ReasonCall Anna ably priced. 885-974h

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Lost: A lady’s corduroy spring - _ jacket, maroon in colour. , If you have any information please call 8846358.

Large two bedroom apt. in SW Kitchener to sublet from January to July,‘with option to take over lease. Rent $307. Phone Steve or Al 579-005 1.

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Oktoberfest may be touted as a cultural event by its promoters, but a quick survey of any ten people at random will reveal that its reputation is that of Bacchanalian revelry. Some people may even call it a mammoth drunk-up. For an eight day period in early October, Kitchener-Waterloo is besieged by over 600,000 party goers bent on having the times of their lives, or at least the party of the year. Is the city taking proper-precautions? How does one begin to prepare to handle an inflfix of visitors that will swell the city’s population to four or five times its normal size! One’s first thought might be to put extra police , officers on duty. The city does not think so. The police department will have the regular number of constables on duty. True, the clubs and beer halls hire off-duty policemen for private security, but once the gang leaves the hall, what then? And how will these people get home? These people who no doubt have had plenty to drink? , For those who live in town, there is no problem about feeling gu.ilty about passing up that free bus ride thtit an oh-so-publicly minded local business has sponsored, because they haven’t and there isn’t. Neither have the cities seen fit to actively search out such a sponsor. Even if you wanted to pay for one of those cross-town bus rides, forget it; the system shuts down at midnight. So if you want to stay until the 1 a.m. closing, you’ll have a long wait until morning. Some of those partyers will, sadly enough, get behind the wheel of 3 car. But with said 600,000 extra visitors in town, and not one extra police officer on duty, chances are you won’t be stopped. Those that are stopped may be asked to blow the ALERT roadside test, and if it turns up WARN, your license is suspended instantly for twelve hours. A FAIL level is an immediate arrest and complimentary ride, in a cruiser, to the station for a breathalyzer. Penalties for impaired driving range from fines and license suspensions to jail, depending on the charge and the individual’s record. They rarely seem severe though, considering the staggering traff.ic fatalities attributed to drunken drivers.

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Those who do not drive, or walk, will make the most intelligent choice -that of taking a taxi. As long as you can dial a telephone and blurt out your address, and pay, you can travel in comfort, secure in the knowledge that you are not a threat on the road. Since the city has made no effort to work out an arrangement with public transit, perhaps reduced fares on cabs is something for the city fathers to look into as incentive to drivers to keep off the road. Judging from accident statistics, someone should be doing something to keep the roads safe. In the ten day period including Oktoberfest 1982, there were 324 accidents, 349 in 1981. For comparison, another ten day period, chosen at random, October 20 30 1982, had only 29 accidents. The numbers speak for themselves. Oktoberfest will continue to be the largest tourist draw for Kitchener-Waterloo, and the single highest concentration of alcohol consumption in Ontario. Since the city does not appear to be going out of its way to keep you safe on the street, it’s up to you. IF YOU DRINK, DON’T DRIVE. It’s not that difficult. Gail a cab. Arrange to have someone pick you up. If you are compelled to drink and drive, then at least be intelligent about it. Pace yourself. Included here is a’chart that shows the average effect of alcohol on the individual, prepared by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, and distributed by General Motors. It shows the average effect though: alcohol affects young adults sooner, eatihg beforehand will slow the effects, but not negate them, and for some, one drink is too many. This chart is only a guideline for those people who are stubborn and foolish enough to think they can drink and drive. Every ounce of alcohol consumed impairs your driving abilities just a little more. The cities of Kitchener and Waterloo are not doing much, if anything at $I, to protect you from impaired drivers, so protect yourself. Leave the driving to someone who is-sober. It’s safer -both for you and for everyone else. Jaclyn Wailer

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Monday marks the beginning of K-W’s biggest annual party, the Oktoberfest, which will continue unabated for another two weeks after that. During the course of those weeks, a large number of people will have a few too many beer and find themselves unable to drive in a safe manner. The purpose of this editorial is to stop as many of these people as possible from driving. A major problem is the fact that a person who is drunk will often believe, and tell others, that he’s fully capable of getting himself home. That person is usually wrong, and so are the people who believe what he says. Incredible numbers of people are killed every year in traffic fatalities. Many of those killed were: involved in accidents where the cause wasa drunken driver. Manydriversarewonttosay, “It’s my life. If I want to kill myself, that’s my business.” The question is, have they stopped to consider the other !ives they are playing with? The best solution would be that anyone in a motor vehicle should planning to drive drink in such a manner as to be under the legal limit when they plan to depart. I realize, however, that this is an unrealistic solution to expect from k many people. This is because the drunk usually thinks he’s alright. The .resp.onsibility, therefore, falls upon the drunk’q companions. Assuming, and this is not too optimistic an assumption I hope, that at the end of the night there will be at least one person in a group who is sober, he must take it upon himself to prevent, by whatever means necessary, his friends from endangering themselves and others by driving. No one reading this editorial would want any member of his family killed by a drunken driver, and would be outraged if it happened. Don“t let your car be the one that creates grief for someone else. So, during Oktoberfest and contining on thereafter, if you’re driving, don’t get drunk. If your friend gets drunk and wants to drive, don’t let him. Call him a cab. That’s what friends are for. Dou-q Parker

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To the editor: The main force behind the abortion clinics’ struggle is the women’s movement. The initiative in actually precipitating the struggle was taken by Dr. M orgentaler. It’s he who has set up the clinics, staffed, and financed them. He’s become the symbol of the struggle. He’s an extraordinary individual - a very principled and courageous man. But the force that drives him forward is the women’s movement. And it’s the far-reaching change in consciousness brought about by the women’s movement that gives him the confidence that the struggle can be won, that nojury will find him guilty or convict him for performing abortions. The main organizations leading the struggle are the Ontario Coalition for Abortion Clinics (OCAC) in Toronto and the Coalition for Reproductive Choice in Winnipeg. They are reaching out to people, organizing rallies and demonstrations, raising funds - trying to build a broad defense movement. Some 80 organizations support the goals of OCAC. What’s behind this widespread support for a women’s right to abortion? Today the justifications advanced for denying women this right make less and less sense to more and &ox-e people. Why shouldn’t women have access to abortion? For worn& to lead fuil and equal lives, they must be able to decide for themselves when and if to bear a child. I t’s no secret that with the latest medical advances abortion is a very simple and safe procedure. People don’t buy the argument that it’s trAumatic, complex, and dangerous.

To the editor “And the next contestant is 21 year old Kevin, 5 ft. IO, blonde and weighs 160 lbs. He’s in his 3rd year of Engineering and hopes to build lowcost housingforall the poor people in the world .” Dbes thissound likely? Hardly, because it is ludicrous for any one to imagine male beauty pageants. And yet the double standard continues to thrive where in our society, it is acceptable to‘encourage young women to parade on stage like cowsat the Waterloo Stock Market and be graded on “poise”, “bathing suit”, “talent”, etc. More ironic than this explicit double standard is the fact that the University of Waterloo.aninstitutiondedicated to higher education which suppports the equality of women through open enrollment and the Women’s Studies Program and is the place where several women’s support groups meet isalso the place oftheannual MissOktoberfest Pageant. In the Humanities Theatre, young women across North America compete for the glorious 10 day title of Miss Oktoberfest. Once again, beauty is uplifted for all to see. Ou’r society has a fixation with beauty and youth which spills over to the media inadvertising, television;magazine covers, and yes, especially pornography where 18 year-old women are made to look 14. The attitude which encourages beauty pageants also allows the degrading images of women in all forms df the media. Women are not shown as equal human beings but as the frail, weaker sex which should be admired for their beauty and who should be pampered like pets. I honestly feel it is degrading for women to parade on stage with a skimpy bathing suit and high, high heels trying to catch’the judges’ eyes. I realize no one is making them participate; however, they are bribed with financial gifts, are encouraged by society to make the “most of their assets”, and are generally conditioned as ydungsters that beauty pageants are harmless entertainment. And yet, beauty pageants for males are unheard of. People should ask themselves. \ As a student at the University and a strong proponent for women’s equal opportunity in all aspects of society, I resent the fact that a university (which should I be supporting women more especially in the engineering faculty) allows beauty contests on cam’pus. I realize th%t as long as people continue to pay ridiculous amounts of money to attend them, and as long as beauty contests are watched on T.V., they will continue because they make money. Profit is a strong motivator. Hawever, it would be appropriate that they would not be held at the university because they are a distinct violation to the environment which women have fought so hard to achieve (and we are still fighting for equality and against being discriminated Gayle Laws on the basis of sexj.

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October of that year he was awarded the Nobel Peace Pri7e. As King continued his campaign of civil rights. he learned that the fight for equality was linked with thefight for peace,as wellas the workers’struggleforrightsanda highcrstandard ofliving. He never finished his work, however. Dr. King was assassinated in Memphis, Tennessee where he was organizing support for a strike by the sanitation workers. Twenty yearsafter his famous march to Washington forjustice and racial equality, a second mass Civil Rights campaign began with another march to Washington on August 27th, 1983. Some 250,000 people arrived in the U.S. capital on foot, by train, by bus, and by airplane. Fifty Twin Cities and Guelph residents renewed the commitment to “Kingsian” goals by attending the huge rally. There were members of the Waterloo Public lnterest Research Group (WPlRG)and the Women’sCentre,as wellasmembersof the local Peace Network, and gay activists. . Ron Welker

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and two of the courses I had asked for did not appear on the schedule. No problem, all I did was look at the master timetable and created a scheduled with no conflicts. Two weeks later, after many telephone calls and many visits to Needles Hall, it looked like my SECOND schedule had been lost.-1 was then asked to make a THIRD schedule; no problem, right? WRONG. By the time my third schedule had gone through the computer, three of my six courses I had asked for were full and professors were not signing students in. (My second schedule was found and I was admitted to all the classes I had requested, yet the third schedule cancelled out the second schedule leaving me feeling more

To the editor: ~ With all the knowledge packed into one universityviastudent, professors, administration, etc., why is our scheduling system such a &ess? Isn’t there a solution to the needless hours students and employees of U of W spend correcting schedules? Not only are people’s precious time being wasted, but it’sdamnfrustrating for the students.

And, if they’re approaching the question free from religious bigotry, it’s hard to get caught up in the civil rights of the fetus. Besides, the U.S. Supreme Court says it’s OK to do abortions. Hellfire hasn’t swept the States as a result of the extensive network of abortion clinics there. Despite massive harassment by the courts and the cops, Dr. Henry Morgentaler’s Toronto abortion clinic will reopen within the next two weeks. The announcement was made by Dr. Morgentaler at a press conference September 15, two months before his trial and the trial of two of his colleagues on charges of conspiracy to procure an abortion are due to begin. The trials will take place on November 2 1. Explaining why the clinic would reopen before the trial, M orgentaler said: “I was willing to wait if it was just a matter of weeks, but every Sleek that passesincreases the health hazards by 20 per cent for women who rieed abortions.” The stakes in this struggle are enormously high. IftheToronto and Winnipeg clinics can be established, more will be set up in other cities. This would reinforce the position of the exist,inp; clinics in Quebecand mark a decisivesteptowardstheremovaloi abortion from the Criminal Code and a system of clinics offering women medically safe abortions. If you are interested in helping to build a day of events in favour of Choice for women on campus, come-to an organizational meeting oq Oct. 17 at 5:30 in the Campus Centre. The theme of these events will be: defend a woman’s right to choose, legalize free-standing abortion clinics and remove abortion from the Criminal Code. Aleia Di paolir

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To the editor: Dr. Martin Luther King’s march on WashIngton 11.0. in 1963 reminded all who were disgusted by“the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination” that the “time to make real the promises of democracy” was at hand. As early as 1955, Negros in Montgomery, Alabama( and some whites as well) refused to ride the local buses. This marvellouslyeffective boycott was led by the young Rev.lMartin Luther King Jr., in response td Rosa Parks’arrest for refusing togo to the back . of the bus. By the time desegregation of the buses was ordered in December 1956, Dr. King was accepted as a leader of U.S. Negros. Threarened with death daily, often jailed, his home and those of his friends bombed, King tirelessly led the movement against segregation and racism. By August, 1963 when the great march on Washington took place, he was the obvious person for the keynote address. The U.S. Civil Rights* Act was finally passed by Congress in 1964. Dr. King had a place of honour at the signing ceremony. In

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Mumberley by John McMullen Imprint staff Amateur theatre has a bad reputation, and of all the kinds of amateur theatre that exist, the only things lower than community theatre groups are avante garde groups with a penchant for obscure modern authors, who write,, mostly about emptiness and aluminium foil and British tea clubs, and which annually perform The Rape oflucretia. The reputation is often entirely deserved (see Michael Green’s The Art of Course Acting for details). Just as frequently, however, it is not. ,This is leading up to a review of the Kitchener-Waterloo Little Theatre’s latest production, The Mumberley Inheritance. It is a difficult review to write because I watched a dress rehearsal. Bear with me, and we will take that into account.

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Murnbedey has a very good script to work with, a parody of Victorian melodrama, complete with pale-skinned, pure-hearted heroine, stouthearted hero, long-lost brother and dastardly villain. The director, Dave Antscheerl, has added a number of gags; the effect is pure camp. For instance, the maid’s opening speech goes something \ like this: “Hello? Mumberley Manor sometime in the early 1900s. No, there’s no Mr. Witherspoon here, just Sir Roger Mumberley who is in the drawing room cleaning his favourite fowling piece - “. Well, you get the idea. The exposition is blatant, the asides incredible and the IQ of the characters on par with a wooden spoon. The plot, such as it is, concerns the efforts of Marmaduke Mayhem and his assistant Crispin Cringe to obtain the mortgage for Mumberley Manor, and grab the fabulous Mumberley Inheritance which is hidden there. Sir Roger has “frittered away his substance” (he’s not an Onanist, he’s a debtor), Jack has been in the Canada’s these six long years and Rodney Stoutheart has just come into a fortune and wishes to marry Daphne. The show had a number of problems common to amateur theatre, and I’ll list them. Let’s start with one of the gimmicks of the show. Mumber/ey Inheritance has a large number of gimmicks - non-scripted gags and tricks which should add a great deal to the show. This is the director’s baliwick. The gimmick under consideration is the chorus. The chorus was a group of singers in Victorian garb who opened the evening with a few of the Victorian chart-toppers, including Madeira M’deur and Mother was a Lady. These are fun songs, and it is a neat idea. The chorus needed a bit more rehearsal to pull it off somoothly. By the time you read this, they will have gotten that practice. Another thing that the chorusdoes is supply the boos, hisses and cheers. If the audience gets into the spirit of the thing (and they will; shucks, I said “Booooo”) this works well. If the audience doesn’t cp-operate, it sounds fake, contrived and phony. This entire show is fake, contrived and phony; the art is to pull it off anyway. In the same vein, some of the direction was very stagey.’ Early in the show, Sir Roger contrives to get to the middle of the stage and sit down. Having done this, he gets up and moves to another chair. One can sense the director’s thoughts: “Put Sir Roger stage centre for his speech, but get him upstage left for Mayhem’s entrance.” The show lingered on’the edge of camp. While it was impossible to take it seriously, they did not take that final dive into overexaggeration that would have made it campy. It was this way with some of the business. They were poorly set up and inconsistent. At one point, plaster falls as Mayhem says his name. His name is mentioned again and nothing happens. Then he makes an exit and there is falling plaster and lightening flashes. It ..----

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by Alex T. Bielak It grieves me to say it, especially after the media had generally touted the upcoming performance as a showcase for the rising stars in Canada’s comic firmament, but the Second City show at Humanities last Friday night stank. Hum’s programme ommitted the names of the Touring Company’s performers, and this is perhaps just as well since the cast are bound for anonymity. Not for them. the promised land of sundry commercials: depiste strong, tested material there was nary a hint of the energy or talent which has often characterizedshows at the Old Firehall in Toronto. Time and again scenes were simply thrown away by the lacklustre cast. A potentially splendid running gag about an inept bank robber was also glossed over, even though it drew ‘excellent audience response. One got the impression that the cast were unable to draw on the historic improvisational strengths of Second City and bring the best out of every humourous situation. Some may argue that the lack of the Old Firehall’s intimate atmosphere hindered the players, but after all, this is the touring

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anticipation, no set up. Occasional forays but no concerted attacks. The classic complaint about amateur theatre is the acting. Traditionally, it is because the president or chairperson takes over and takes the plum role. This leads tosixty-year old Juliets, and bad shows. The actors in Mumberley were competent. Some of them I have seen before (Alex McGovern, Brian Martin, Patricia Anderson, Ken Gardner) and I thought that they could have done better. I thought everyone could have done better. But it was a dress rehearsal. That meant, one, it was the first time that everything had been onstage with them, and two, there was no audience out there. Some actors give their worst performances at dress rehearsals. I can name names. Keeping _ - this caveat in mind, I mention

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by Patricia Michalewicz Imprint staff Once in a while a work of art, whether it be a painting, a symphony, or a ballet, goes beyond the standard set for it. Monday night’s performance of Swan Lake by the Sadler’s Wells Royal Ballet was just such a work of art. The words ‘magnificent’, ‘enchanting’, and ‘superb’ come to mind - and fail to describe the beauty and excellence of the Royal Ballet’s performance. Swan Lake is one of the most traditional and graceful ballets. It dates back to 1895, when it premiered at the Maryinsky Theatre in St, classic in it’s own right. The ballet itself is one of L,,,c

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movements. Her technique was often brilliant as she danced major portions of the program ‘en Pointe’ (on her toes). The corpsde ballet was exceptionally good. Their ensemble performance was practically flawless. lvluch ot the ettect of this beautiful performance was achieved through Peter Prowse’s sets. The dark and brooding walls of the castle and the sinister vision of the lake were very realistic and lovely. The costumes were traditional tutus for the swans and brocade and velvet dress for the other characters. The other high point of the evening was the music. The K-W Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Emanuel Young, was in top form. Their performance, along with the magnificent dancing of the Royal Ballet, made what was possibly the finest performance ever at Kitchener’s ‘Centre in the Square a truly delightful evening.

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Evil spirit learning to beg. (7) Chooses tools. (5) Vague shapes about to seize and hold satisfaction. Husband takes mother to the North. (3) Change direction to get food. (4) Little Diana struts out with suspicion. (8) Hawk returns like this to get prey. (6) Imitator of the company on the wharf. (6) They’re related men in the fraternity. (8) \ First owner holds pack. (4) Hill to decompose a different way. (3) Unyielding sister arranges to get a sort of tan. (9) Untidy study is not very clean. (5) The rein arranged for not one nor the other. (7)

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Live up to the fullest scopeofyourcapabilitieslet otherstake care of their own mistakes and be sure to keep your word about a career matter - where Gemini person is concerned.

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 -

Harness your resourcefulness and determination to achieve required results. Give top priority to your own needs first. Heeding advice of experienced V irgo may prove to be a successful advant,age.

Take advantage of available opportunities to gain the things you want. Taikle personal respbnsibilities by-yourself. Give Aries and Leo persons as m uch space as they need - they will tag along.

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Capricorn

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Rely on yourself rather than ona promise ofa Libra person. Do not allow yourself to be taken advantage of - live up to what is expected of you. Scorpio and Leo persons are offering help.

Get your plans organized well in advance - you will have unusual opportunity. Do not look for new diversions y youare on target - know this. Capricorn person is supportive.

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Feb.‘21)

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Down 1. and 19. Surrounded with trouble - th:way thelobsterwas? (2,3,3 2. Dad is a palindrome. (3) 3. Leave out Tom and I will be confused. (4). 4. It moves as quick as a wink with a note to >.ield, perhaps. (6) 5. Stand a job. (8) 6. His political ideas lack class. (9) 7. No tears, perhaps, for someone in politics. (7) 11. Chalice set on slabs of wood from the cabinets. (9) 13. They glare, perhaps, losing a note with a dull condition. (9) 14. Circled alternative debit, perhaps. (7) 16. Confinement will stir up no spirit without it. (6) 19. See 1 down. 20. A scientist holds the cell cases. (4) 23. Tree has different form. (3)

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tuned in to some ‘of George Clinton’s Parliament-Funkadelic material and maybe even a bit of the Sugarhill Gang. The white boys manage to pull it off quite respectably, right down to the chuck and pop bass line and the light twinkling of the rhythm guitar. On the flip side you’ll find a song called Headstart For Happiness, which, in my opinion, is one of the best songs Weller has ever put together. Based on acoustic guitar, the production is sparse, with a delicate organ accom,paniment and a distant finger snap. Everything about it is be&ttifully understated. Each time I hear that song I’m left with a good feeling inside and for me, that’s enough. Although I’m not certain about this, I think Paul-Weller might have even let slipa rare smile while recording this song! Since none of The Style Council’s material has been released domestically (are you listening Polygram?), you’ll have to pay the higher import price. In the case of Money-GoRound, for me it was money well spent. For the time being, if you dig that sweet soul music in the modernist tradition The Jam’s Beat Surrender/Bitterest Pill package will be well worth your while picking up.

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= by Greg Czuppon Last Thursday, the Grottybeats played to a large and lively crowd at the Waterloo Inn’. Their performance was a dancer’s delight as they played the best dance music of yesterday, today and tomorrow. The show asacomplete success. The dance floors were full all the time as the Grotty-fans danced the night away. Everyone had a great time. The newcomers, who came to see what the fuss was all about, heard all the Grottybeat greats. And the long time fans got to hear a half dozen new songs. The Grottybeats have been playing the clubs for three years. They started by playing mainly Beatles hits, which they still play today, however, they’ve added some hits of today as well as a great sound of their own. Their songs have a strong melody with a three-part

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Quarterflash Take Another Picture Polygram Take Another Picture is Quarterflash’s second attempt at emerging from the mass of ‘pop’ groups that flood the music scene each year, all hoping to hit it lucky a la Men At Work or, on a more domestic note,,Loverboy. Unfortunately, this album is destined to entrench this American West Coast group even further into the depths of mediocrity, leaving them as just another ‘o.k.’ group tiho exist solely for the purpose of being an opening act for the bigger names. . One of the problems with Quarterflash is that they fail to exploit their key resource, the vocals of Ri’ndy Ross, whose voice has an uncanny resemblance to Pat Benetar’s. But whereas Benetar’s albums ,bring her voice to the fore-ground and leave the instrumentation

in the background, Quarterflash attempts-to blend Ross’s voice with five instruments, each of which seems to be trying to dominate each song’s beat. The group also seems to be having a problem in determining their direction. On some tunes, Shakin’ The Jinx for example, they seem to be headed in a near rock’n’roll vein and then they come back with songs like Take Another Picture which has a typical AM sound to it. I think it is a little too late for this group to be experimenting, especially with the music industry being as competitive as it is these days. But the album does have some strong points. Take Me To Heart, the album’s sole single release, is a gorgeous little love plea that has Ms. Ross at her vocal best. Sultry, yet powerful, Ross has a voice that just pozes sensuality and yet is strong enough to outproject the noise her backup group is making. Shane is also a commendable tune and Nowhere Left to Hide is at least bearable. Then there are the disasters. Jack Charles

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Placed 4th and 9th, in team competition ’ Guelph. Next meet: OUAA championships Waterloo, Oct. 29th.

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Finished second to U. of T. at OUAA semifinals at York. Gord McKechnie broke the course record with a 68. Next tournament: Oct. 9th, IOth, OUAA championships at Queen’s.

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Waterloo’s Athena varsity tennis team competed in the singles ranking tournament at York last weeked. The tournament was dividied into eight divisions, “A” to “H”. The highest calibre was represented by “A” division and so on. This ranking tournament determines the positions of the players for the finals at the end of October. Two new members of the team fared quite well. Kathleen Cleary advanced to the finals of her division and lost a tough match 6-4, 7-5. Ann Zavaros also did quite well reaching the final of her flight. Kris Kearn improved her

position over last year even after a first round setback to Vicky Bassett (Carling’s sister). Kris won her next two matches and finished third in her division. Chris Kelly handed her opponent a double don-tit in her first round match. Many of the coaches were impressed with her play and her fourth place finish in her flight. Diana Smith also improved her position over last year and won the consolation of her flight after two tough matches that were decided in tie breakers. Ovewll the team gave a strong effort and the remainder of the season looks promising. ,,

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With his course record 68 in the second round of the OUAA semi-final golf tournament, Gord McKechnie was named Warrior Athlete of the Week. He shot a 75 in the first round for a two round total of 143. McKechnie will lead the Warriors into the OUAA Championship Tournament this weekend in Port Hope.

’ Elizabeth Reisch Elizabeth Reisch, who placed first in the 200 metres and second in the 100 metres at the McMaster Invitational was named Athena Athlete of the Week. Elizabeth is in her second year at U W. She ,did not compete last year. Her coach Alan Adamson says that her best event is probably the400 metres. “She’sgettingbyonhernatural speed right no<,.”

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Still undefeated by Gareth Edwards It was a tough week, but the Rugby Warriorsended itthesame way they started, undefeated. On Wednesday they were unfortunate to gain one point in a three all tie with Western. Last Saturday they manhandled the traditional OUAA rugby power, University of Toronto, as they defeated their hosts 15 to 9. The Trojans were not as lucky. They did beat Western, 22-0, but they lost a squeaker 7-4 to IJ of T. The Warrior victory over theUniversity of Toronto was a total team effort. According to coach Phil White, “We developed the level of intensity necessary for us to play effectively as a team. Aggression and support play is our strength, and today we demonstrated both.” The Blues drew first blood with a 29metre penalty goal to go in front 3-O. The Warriors came storming back, and by halftime they were leading 9 to 3, all the points coming on three penalty goals by Andrew Stone. The first 20 minutes of the second half belonged to the Warriors. Paul Coburn took a short pass 25 m out on the blind side from scrumhalf Dave Hunter, and after breaking two tackles, streaked over theline. It wasconverted by Andrew Stone and the score stood at 15 to 3. The Blues came back and scored one try; but the Warrior defence stiffened, and thwarted any more efforts. Coach White was proud of the team’s play. “We worked

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The Water Polo Warriors got off to a rocky start last weekend when they lost their first two games of the season. The Warriors lost to Y ork 3-9 and to Toronto 9-14. “‘It wasn’t a bad start for us. We were in both games in the first half but in the second half of both games we were just taken off the ball. I made that point to the players after the game. We’ll just have to keep working on our game

and I’m sure that we will improve,” said Assistant Caach Mike Oberemk. The UW Water Polo Warriors will-host the McMaster Marauders this Wednesday in the PAC pool. McMaster is the defending OUAA champion and they are currently in first place in the OUAA Western Division Water Polo League. The McMaster game starts at 7:00 p.m. There is no admission charge.

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The Soccer Warriors lost to Laurier last week, O-l; they lost to Windsor 3-4 and then lost to Western l-5 on Sunday. “We didn’t have a very good weekend at all. First, Windsorchangedthetimeofthegameon us from I:00 p.m. to 1l:OO a.m. That meant that we had to travel to Windsor on Friday and it also meant that a lot of my players couldn’t make the trip as they had commitments to play for other teams on Friday in the K-W area. That’s the last time that I’ll agree to a change like that,” Coach Vincent said. “Then a lot of the players came down with the flu and they would have to come off the field. We also lost Andy Woodcock for the rest of the year when he tore up his knee in a club soccer game on the weekend. Coach Vincent went on to say, “We’re fortunate that we have this week off before the

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The big winner at this meet was the University of Western Ontario. Taking both firsts in the team rankings for the meet, UWO has shown itself to be a force to be reckoned with in the future. The dominant showing by U WO’s women’s team was no great surprise as this team has been the odds-on favourite to win in the end since before the season began. The surprise, however, came with the almost equally strong showing by the U WO men’s team. According to caoch Adamson, Waterloo’s main competition had formerly been considered to be restricted to Queen’s and U. of T. Now, U~WO has also to be taken into consideration. Whereas, Waterloo has been looking at a possible third in the Championships, the third could now become a fourth. Another surprise was the strong team performance put in by the University of Guelph. In recent years, Guelph always fielded strong individuals like Sylvia Ruegger, but at this meet they got together enough runners to field a strong team. All in all, it will be a very interesting season and things are looking good for U W’s teams.

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by Doug Parker Imprint staff Waterloo’s cross-country teams placed well once again in an important meet held last Saturday at the University of Guelph. In the large field of 54 women and 88 men, the men’s team placed fourth and ninth with its “A”and “B” teams, while the women’s team placed a respectable fourth as well. Finishing in the top 30 for the Athenas were Lana ‘Marjama d eighth, 18:42; Susan Stone - 13th, 19:25; Lisa Campfens - 20th, 20:OO; and Rhonda Bell - 26th, 20: 13. Making an important contribution to the team’s standing overall were Maureen Marshall-Summers, Sue -Kristensen, Cathy Bauer, Cathy Somers, Janice Patterson, Lucy Van Esbroek, and Margo Fraser. Warrior finishers were Harvey Mitro 16th, 32:57; Rob Hardy - 2lst, 33: 13; Cal Orok - 23rd, 33: 17; Tim Rose - 30th, 33:44, along with Dave Todd, Dwight Caldwell, Andy Krucker, Steve Copley, Steve Scott, Brian Graham, Les Jones, Grieg Scott, Nick Meloche, Brent Jeffrey, Ben Hansen, Mike Affleck, and Maurice Marion. Terry Goodenough, who placed second in the race, is a U W student. In this race he was racing for a Toronto club. His status as to whether he will be allowed to race for Waterloo is currently under review by authorities. , The course is a five km loop run once by the women and twice by the men. It contains a section of long grass, some brush, and rolling hills. All of UW’s competitiors were running especially hard at this meet because bothcoach Alan Adamson had informed them that he was

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McMaster game. It will give us a chant to regroup.” , The UW Soccer Warriors will meet McMaster this coming Saturday (October 8, 1983) in Hamilton in an OUAA league match. The Warriors will be going into the game with a somewhat depleated lineup. “If injuries don’t keep our players out of the lineup, then it seems that the flu bug&l,” Head Coach John Vincent concluded.

Statisticiaris needed: The men’s varsity basketball team needs timers and score keepers for their upcoming season. Interested people contact coach Don McCrae, extension 3088.

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Mixed Softball Tournament Last weekend the weather could not have been better for the annual mixed slow pitch tournament. The tournament sported many exceptional players, including those pitchers who struck out their own players. Whatever the players lacked in skill, they put into team spirit. In the ‘A’ division, the Dundas Giants and the Brew Jays squared off and the Giants came out on top. in the “B” division, the Ranger Ricks team was thechamp. The‘C’divisionSt. Paul’s team went into extra innings before defeating a tough B-52’s team.

woillen’s Ri!!ng&te Beginning Saturday October 15 at I:00 p.m., women’s ringette will be played. It will run on Saturdays from 1 to 3 p.m. and will offer instruction and playing time. ,The fee is a low $1 per person. -

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Flag Football Follies West B Brats took to the field this week as the flag football season got under way. The Brats spent an intense tyo weeks training; using such drills as the “beer-bottle lift” to strengthen their arms. Evidently their training paid off, not only in the results of the game, but many girls were heard to be moaning about the shakes before and after the match. The girls faced the fearsome South 3 from village one. After a rough pre-game warm up led by team captain Sue (last names have been omitted to protect the innocent), the team bounded onto the field. In true championship fashion, the Brats scored on their first possession. The quarterback, Sue, fird an amazing strike to Heather (Greer). Also this same person was offside, therefore the touchdown was nullified. A see-saw battle ensued for much of the first half with minor accidents and’collisions delaying the gction. Half time was called and the Brats headed directly for their cooler full of gatorade. In the third quarter, South 3 scored their first touchdown. They were unsuccessful at their convert, however South3 didget a single when their punter, Hank Ieesic, kicked one out of the endzone. Their scores were due to a dormant defence that played an otherwise outstanding game. Finally, in the dying seconds of the ball game, Heat her threw a bomb to Judy. She was short of the touchdown but a penalty was called. Heather backed into the pocket and fired a pass to the outstretched arms of Michelle. Touchdown! Judy got the point after the attempt and the game ended, tied at seven. The fans went crazy but no overtime was called. It’s time for some more intehse training.

OnOctober2, 1983 theIcefieldwasofficiallyopened. Withthe opening, Campus Recreation can now begin one of the most extensive ice programs in the country. Over 80 teams in the competitive and recreational leagues will begin play later next week. The new arena allows Campus Recreation to schedule more teams over a longer period of time. It also means better playing times, and more consistent times. The importance of the arena is not resitrcted to the team aspect. The individw’can also recreate in a facility close to campus. The community will be able to book time in the arena. Thus we now have the community involvement on our campus. All of this is not without cost. The students of U W put up $1.5 million for the Icefield. Campus Recreation believes it is money well spent. We think you will too when you go for a free skate or score your first goal.

Ret Figure Skating Times Some time has been set aside for those interested in Recreational Figure Skating. Simply come out and enjoy yourself. Only figure skates will be allowed out on the ice. Figure skating times beginThursday October 13 at 10 p.m. The times are as follows: Mondays, 3 - 4 p.m.; Thursdays, 10 - 11 p.m.

wtn%Ben’s soccer The women’s competitive soccer league schedule came to an end this past Sunday. Although the season was short, it was successful and fun for the girls who competed. The original league of six teams dropped to five teams because of South 7’s double default on the first weekend of play. As a result, teams scheduled to play against them received a bye. Game results as of September 30 are as follows: East Beasts - O-O - CSA; St. Pauls - Bye; Notre Dame-OO---ConradGrebel;NotreDame-Bye;St.Paul’s-I-O-East Beasts; Notre Dame - 3-O - East Beasts. Current standings are posted by the equipment room in the PAC Building..i --

Men’s Flag Football Wednesday September 2 1st saw the opening of the 1983 men’s competitive flag football season. This season features each team playing five regular season games leading up to the pl+yoffs. The opening week of play proved to be one of exciting football, with many down-to-the-wire contests. Three teams to watch this season are, the “Iron Wielders’*, who upset last year’s champions “Gang Green” 46-12; the “West 6 Wizards”, who defeated “The Eh Team”, 44-6; and ‘the “St. Jeromes A’s” with Danny Macnemara. Danny gathered in four touchdowns to lead his team to a 53-O shutout over “2B Systems”.

Thursday Oct. 6 - Soccer referees clinic - 5:45 - 7:00 p.m., 113. Tuesday Oct. 11 - All Ice Programs Begin - Columbia Ice Field Tuesday Oct. 18 - CRAC Executive Meeting11:30 a.m. 2045 PAC.

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by Terry Voth Imprint staff It has been a nightmare come true for administrators at the University of El Salvador, but now a group ofassociations at the University of Waterloo is coming to the aid of the University of El Salvador. This group is collecting textbooks to help the University recover from raids which destroyed books and equipment. According to the constitution of El Salvador, the government is obliged to fund the University, but has no control over the affairs of the University. Because of its autonomous status, the University has taken upon itself to take a stand against the government in recent years of social repression and injustice. The University became known for sheltering the leftist guerillas’ recovering wounded, propaganda pressesand newsconferences. The ruling junta decided to put pressure on University officials. In June, 1980, the junta cut the University’s budget and the main campus surrounded by the military. University officials refused to budge. They only protested the presence of the military, who were constitutionally barred from the University. The military was then used to make sporadic machine gun and bazooka attacks on campus buildings. Officials still refused to budge. The junta made one more move; a final decisive move.

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On June 26th, 1980,800 troopsstormed the campus. The troops systematically went through the campus stealing equipment, destroying research papers and records, arresting scores of people and killing over fifty students. One particularly disturbing report came from CBC’s The Fifth Estate. An article called la matanza (The Slaughter) showed footage of a soldier shooting a student who was lying prone Lon the floor, pleading for mercy. According to army officials, troops uncovered the leftist guerilla headquarters containing a printing press and antigovernment propaganda, Ironically, several leftists walked through the confusion to freedom. Six leftist leaders had been holding a press conference with twenty reporters in the campus administration building at the time of the raid. The leftists walked out of the building with their hands up. After being quickly searched, they were asked to leave. Later inspection of the campus generated. discouraging reports. Computers and filing cabinets had been smashed. Libraries, laboratories and classes had been ransacked. Only 22 of the biology department’s 230 microscopes were left behind. Of the library’s 10,000 books, only a few shelves remained. Laboratory equipment remaining was inadequate for a junior high school. Curiously, the

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officials have put out an international plea for help. Ten University of Waterloo organizations have responded by forming a committee to organize a textbook collection for the University of El Salvador. Faculty and students alike are being encouraged to bring out their old textbooks to replenish U. of E.S. libraries. Anyone with texts they can’t get rid of, or texts they aren’t using anymore, are being asked to bring them to the collection box in the Conrad Grebel general office in Academic Hall during normal business hours. Also, the committee is collecting funds to offset the $2 per book shipping cost. Cheques, made payable to University of El Salvador Book Campaign, can be taken to the CUSO office on thesecond floor of South Campus Hall. Tax receipt5 will be sent out for amounts over $5 if the name and address are supplied on the back of the cheque. Thecampaign will runfron now until the end of October. Anyone with further questions aboui the campaign, or anyone wishing tc volunteer a little time to help-move books should contact Susan Isaac at the CUSC office, ext. 3 144. Anyone wishing tc research the El Salvador issue futher i! encouraged to contact Jane Reble at tht Global Community Centre, 743-7 111.

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The question of $guilt in the theft of university equipment has remained a touchy subject. A professor was stopped at a roadblock near the campus by the military. He was thenasked if he wanted to buy projectors, electric typewriters or any other merchandise. Textbooks were being sold based on their thickness. The government arrested six people for possession of stolen university property, including microscopes, x-ray equipment, benches and even washbowls. The six claimed they were keeping the goods “in deposit” for “guards”.

Despite the fact that the military has occupied the campus and has refused admittance to all but a few inspectors, the University has continued to operate out of downtown offices, high schools and even private homes. The government is now willing to allow the University to return Q the campus, but claims it cannot cover the $30-$50 million repair bill. University

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