1983-84_v06,n15_Imprint by Editor Imprint

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Vol. 6, No. 15; UW’s Student

Newspaper;

Waterloo,

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q Friday,

Ontario with real hay and real horses. All invited. Group meets 7 p.m. at Lutheran Student House, ‘177 Albert St. Coffee, cocoa, and pizza (?) following. .

Oct. 28~--

Peers Centre is open 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday - Thursday, 12 p.m. - 2 p.m. Fridays. A listening, information and referral service inCC 22 1.

The Mu‘g - enjoy an evening of relaxing music starting at 830 p.m., CC 110. All welcome. Sponsored by WCF.

Poety WLU is looking for submissions of poems, prose,shortstoriesorjournalentries and graphics for its annual issue. Deadline is Jan. 15/84. All works considered, and we welcome new writers. Send to: Poetry WLU, Eng: Dept., WLU.

Baha’i Club invites you to attend a presentation about the Baha’i Faith. 7:30 p.m., CC 135. Hallowe’en Pub with DJ and videos. Admission $2.50, in costume $l’.50. Sponsored by Math Sot, ASU and Dance Sot. ‘SCH, 8 p.m.

Salat ‘ul Jumua (Friday Prayer) sponsored by Muslim Students’ Assocation. 1,:20 p.m.,

Fed Flicks: others $2.

Fryday Pubs: come out, have a few beers, and meet your fellow artsies. Noon - 4:00 1 p.m., ASU Coffee Shop, HH 280. Birth Control Centre - our trained volunteers provide non-judgemental confidential counselling and information on all methods of birth control, planned and unplanned pregnancy, subfertility and VD. We have an extensive lending library and do referrals to community agencies. Our hours areMWF9:30-4:30,TR10:30+-3:30inCC ‘206, ext. 2306. Advocating responsible sexuality. _ UW Gymnastics /l.3n p.111. - *

club practice,

PAC blue,

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Ukrainian Students club --- invites all Ukrainian students to a Hallowe’en party. Please see executive members for details’. The Luther Festival, St. John’s Lutheran Church, 22 Willow St., Waterloo presents two plavs: Martin Luther - A Reformer of the Ch;rch and The Witness oj Dietrich Bonhoeffer by John McTavish. Tickets available .at St. John’s Church; Provident and Fortress Bookstores and at the door $4 adults, $2 seniors, youth and unemployed. Starts at 8 p.m. Bombshelter Hours, noon to 1 a.m.

Monday

to Friday

Seminar: Effective Interviewing Skills, 12:30 to 1:30 p.m.; ask receptionist at Needles Hall for room number. . : Hayride, Student

sponsored by the Lutheran Movement. A starlight. ride in rural

Tootsie.

AL 116,8 p.m. Feds$l,

- Saturday,

- e Oct. 29 Outers Club bike rideto Hawkesville and Linwood, a scenic, partly Mennonite area. -Come and bring a friend. 9 a.m., CC. Kin Hallowe’en Pub, 8 p.m. to 1 a.m., SCH. / Dance to the DJ. HKLS $1, others $2, but a buck off admission price with costume. Age and school I.D. please. Luther

Festival

- see Friday.

Theatresports Hallowe’en ga-me. Prize for best costume. Admission $2.00, Feds $1.00. 1 See you there! 8 p.m., HH 180. Bombshelter hours on Saturdaysare 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. Fed Flicks

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. Reformed Ecumenical Campus workshop service, lo:30 a.m., HH280. Allare welcome. A joyful celebration of Holy Communion at 11 a.m. in Keffer Chapel, Albert and’ Seagram. Sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry. Praise and worship service, Pastor Calvin Weber. Maranatha Christian Centre, 29 Young St. W., Waterloo. Water Conservation week at _ Laurel Creek Conservation Centre, 10 a.m. to.4:30

STUDENTS’-COUNCIL FEDERATION OF STUDENTS

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Fed Flicks .Peers

Club

practice,

7‘ p.m.,

- see Friday.

Monday, - see last Friday.

‘Frank Mopp, professor of history at CGC will speak on Militarism in the Middle East. 12:30 to 1:30, CGC blue room. Works by WLU fme’arts instructor Michal Manson will be on display in the Concourse Gallery of Wilfrid Laurier during regular university hours. The show will feature drawings and paintings by the artist with the theme of Bible stories. Th<e-New German Cine&, a movie series presented by the Dept. of Germanic and Slavic: “Berlin Chamissonlate”. ES 1, 2:30 p;m., ML 354 7 p.m. UW House of Debates meeting. Come out and practice the art of debating. 5 p.m., St. Jerome’s rm. 229. Thurs. night too.

Computers in Education brown-bag seminar series: “Learning by doing - with Logo”. Bill Goodman, Philosophy. A tutorial and demonstration of one of the newest, easiest to learn computer languages. NH 3ooi, 12 t0 1 p.m. Bombshelter: Hallowe’en Nite. Starts at 8 p.m. Prizes for the best male and female costume. Note: The B.S. will be closed Monday from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. for decorating. Bible -Study at Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert St. All are welcome at this exciting exploration of St. Luke’s gospel. 9:30 p.m.

Tuesday,

Peers,

all welfor room

Bombshelter

- see last Friday. -- 4:3O p.m.

Informal Celebration of Holy Communion at St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison College. Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus Ministry. All are welcome. Call Renison for \ time. Catechism for the Curious-a discussion of Christian Doctrine - all are welcome. Chaplain Morbey. CGC private dining room, 8 to 9 p.m. \ Studentsof Objectivism(UW)two tape ‘recorded interviews by Raymond Newman: Dr. H. Binowanger, “How Should America deal with the USSR” and Mr. P. Shwartz, “The Anti-Nuke Movement”. 7 p.m., CC 135.

Wednesday,

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Emerge >and -meet your friends GLOW coffeehouse. Wednesdays p.m. - 11:30 p.m., rm. 110, Campus

at the at 8:30 Centre

Christianity and Marxism. Christian perspective lecture series. Drs. G. Morbey, HH 334,4:30 p.m. Chapel. Evening prayer : and sermon. CGC, 4:30 p.m.

with

Club

practice,

7 p.m.,

Club meets in CC 113 from 7 p.m. to

3036. Cinema Gratis, “My Brilliant Career”. p.m., CC Great Hall.

9:30

10 p.m. Candlelight Service of Holy Communion at Keffer Chapel with half-hour hymn-sing beginniqg at 9:30 ‘p.m. LSM. All ‘are welcome.

- Thursdag,

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Volleyball players: free co-ed, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., sagram Stadium. For more information, call 886-8131. Ski Club meeting and movie night - wind down from midterms and wind up for show. Featuring ski tune-up clinic by Riordans, ski flicks about Pod and Read, posters, and our first annual sheers for snow. 6:30 to8:30 p.m. cc 113. . Susan Musgrave, poet, and UW’s Writer in Residence, will read from her works in HH 373 at 3:30 p.m. All are welcome to attend. Reception afterwards. Sponsored by the Canada Council, the English Society, and Canadian Studies. WCF supper meeting - enjoy an inexpensive meal with real forks in a friendly environment. 4:30 p.m., E2 2536. I NORML-UW and the Feds sponsor the movie Reejer Madness with special guest speaker Eric Single of the Addictions Research Foundation speaking on marijuana issues. 7:30doors open, movie startsat 8 p.m. EL 101. Admission free. Liberate marijuana! Why not come out before exams get too pressing? Weekly Gays of WLU coffeehouse, 8-11 p.m., Rm. 4-301, Central Teaching Building, WLU.

Nov. l-

UW Gymnastics club practice Blue Activities, PAC.

UW Gymnastics PAC Blue.

UW Science Fit tion club invites you to join us at our regular meeting, 7:30 p.m., MC

The Weight Room will be ,,reserved for members only, if they wish to work out. All are welcome to drop in for information and weight training advice. 6:15 to 7:15, weight room.

Chess 12.

Oct. 31-

Bible study sponsored by the Maranatha Christian Students Assoc. 3:30 p.m., CC 110.

Nomination forms areavailable in the Federation Office and must be returned to that Office no later than 4:30 p.m. on Friday, November 4, 1983. . ‘Election Committee I

UW Gymnastics PAC Blue.

For more information, drop by the Federation of Students’ Office in room 235 of the Campus Centre.

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All welcome to our informal service with coffee hour following. 7 p.m., CGC. /

(one seat each) Environmental Studies (Regular) Math (Regular)

Huron Campus Ministry Fellowship: common meal, Bible study all are welcome. 6 p.m., St. Paul’s Chapel.

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Nominations for the following seats will open on @iday,‘ October 28, 1983 and will close on Friday,4, 1983*at \ November ‘. 4:30 p.m. 3 \ Iz 1 . # /-

Lutheran Student Movement meets at 7 p.m. at Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert St., to go to J.S. Bach’s Reformation Cantata at St. Peter’s ,Lutheran Church, 8 p.m., Queen and Duke Sts., Kitchener.

Improv Comedy Workshop come. 7 p.m., CC. Ask’Turnkeys number.

(one seat each) H.K.L.S. Arts Math Environmental Studies ,

with assistance from WLU Student Union. 3:30 p.m., Turret Lounge, WLU, Frye.

The Women’s Centre-is having a meeting in CC 149 at 5 p.m. bring your dinner; all new volunteers welcome!

- see Friday.

- Sunday,

p.m. Tips and displays to save you $$$, and help you conserve our most vital resource.

choir

Creative Writing Collective meets to discuss all sorts of writin and to have fun. All writers welcome, 5 p. 2-_., Festival Lounge, SCH. x 2 Meet the Author series presents Brian Moore speaking about his latest novel Cold Heaven. Sponsored by WLU bookstore

FASS ‘84 - scriptwriters meeting to create the soon-to-be-critically acclaimed ‘84 show. 7:30 p.m. ML.lp4. Sayhello to McMullen for ,’ me.

A Friday,

Nov. 4 -

Salat ‘ul Jumua (Friday Prayer) sponsored by Muslim Students’ Assocation. 1:20 p.m., cc 110. Fryday Pubs: come out, have a few beers, and meet your fellow artsies. Noon - 4:00 p.m., ASU Coffee Shop, HH 280. Birth Control Centre our trained volunteers provide non-judgemental confidential counselling and information on all methods of birth control, planned and unplanned pregnancy, subfertility and VD. We have an extensive lending library and do referrals to community agencies. Our hours are MWF9:30 - 4:30, TR lo:30 - 3:30 i n CC 206, ext. 2306. Advocating responsible sexuality. UW Gymnastics 4:30-p.m.

club practice,

PAC blue,

The Mug - enjoy an evening of relaxing music starting at 8:30 p.m., CC 110. All welcome. Sponsored by WCF. Arts Student Union election for President, Vice-Prks., Treasurer: nominations close today - election is Nov. 11. Voting, if necessary, at HH 280, the ASU Coffee Shop. Stauffer Lec’ture: “Colonial Culture ‘Canadian Culture” given by R. Murray Schafer. Free. 8 p.m., Theatre of the Arts. Sponsored by CGC. 7:30 p.m., open house each Friday evening at the home of Lutheran Chaplain Paul Bosch, 157 Albert St. All invited: good conversation, poor coffee, perhaps a game of Cosmic Wimpout.

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University administration has rkcently implemented a policy requiring that Nigerian undergraduatk students join their graduate. counterparts in depositing $12,000 - with Financial Services before they can attend UW. Although the policy affecting undergraquate students has been in effect since Spring 1983, it is ppparrent that aclear set of criteria has not been establishedto implepent this poli,cy. T’he new policy parallels one that has affected graduate students from Nigeria for years. Both policies state that, before a s,tudent may com‘e to UW, he must place a$l?,ooo deposit in trust with administration. This mQney is intended td coyer living expenses and the $6,000 tuition incurre.d‘in one year. The university pays interest and releases money on a per term basis: This deposit policy came into effect ‘after many years 6f Nigerian students having probl?ps getting money out.of Nigeria due ta bureaucritic delays and foreign e,xchange problem&

Linda Kellar of the Fqreign Students Office expects the , policy to cut down on t’he number of students cbming to UW from Nigeria. “But,” she says, “it’s a necessary evil. We can’t have students destitute idcanada.” Kellar’claims that a statemen%f scholarship will be acceptedin lieu of a deposit if-the administration thinks that themoneyis sure to come in. A problem -with_ the policy seems I to be with communication between departments. John Phillips, Financial Services, stated that he hadn’t been aware of the policy until he read it in the October 12th issue of The Gazette. Although he was unaware of the specific policy statement, Phillips said that. in general, when trust accounts are required, scholarships which are sure to come in can be substituted. <% / Another versidn of the policy cam from Pat Robertson, directo? of Academic Services. Although he stated that no substitutes can be made for the deposit,*,&hen askedabout scholarships he immediately’ withdrew h’s comments, claiming he didnY definitely know the cre d it policy ass it applied to this situation.

An interestitig ,test of the deposit policy occtrred two yea’rs, ago, when Ste_ve kigbogun, a Nigerian graduate, applied “to the Kinesiology program. Although Aigbogun had a federal scholarship, UW administration asked him * fo+a deposit. According to Aigboguxi, he was told by the administratibn that until he made his deposit, they would withhold his immigra’tion papers.* When he pointed out that he had-af%deral &holarship,,UWresponded b/y telling -/. him to have the sponsors of the scholarship make the deposit for himSince the-terms of the scholarship stated -that-money was to be p%id on a per term basis,‘the fed&al . government of Nigeria ref,used to make the deposit. After unsuccessfillly talking to vari’obs people at U-W, hedecided ~0 come to Canada without papers. Once in Canada,, he got his papers and to date has not tiade! a deposit. He says he has encountered few problems in getting his funds from Nigeria. -- This policy affects all current UW graduate students froth Nigeria. It also’ ‘ha-s limited the number of _ undergraduate students able to come to UWfromNigerias to one, the only undergraduate affected by this policy s,o I far. ‘\ .,

\ _ by Tkrry Voth Impiint staff While most students are planning fpr next week’s assignments and midterms, t,he UW Senate Long-Range ,Planning CQmmittee is already making plans for the ‘years 1987-1996, Their report, Planning for the Fourth Deecade, will give direction’ to all changes in programmes, curriculum and research. It will also act as a guide to the administration for financial planning, personnel planning and physical planning. The committee, chaired by Dr. Tom Brzustowski, UW’s Vice-President Aca/de-mic, lists among its membership the President, the Deans, andrepresentatives of faculties, church colleges, undergiaduate and’graduate students, alumni and Board of Governors. According to Dr. Brzustowski; “The purpose ofthecommittee is not to provide a blgeptint, but togive major directions for the future.” The last Long-Range Planning Committee’s report, Plannini for’ the Third Decade, provides an examtile of what-the upcoming report--will look-like. The third decade report stated that “The goal of the University is to serve mankind . . . as a distinctive University of the highest

quality through the contributions._of its graduates to society.. .” The report went on to set out seven objectives and make __eighty nine recommendations. The objectives in the third decade report included, exteoding co-op to all academic programmes in which it was feasible, and making universi:y teaching as widely available as possible. One of the toughest objectives to maintain in recent times has been the preservation of resources for innoyation, even in-tough times: Despite the fact that twelve if the eighty-nine recommendations were ignored, many have been implemented. Th:, results of these recommendatians include: the Applied Studies Co-op Prod --grainme; many large and small centres and institutes (Accounting, Biotechnology, Computing, Groundwater, Information Theory, Molecular. Beams‘- and Laser Chemistry, Risk, etc. . . .); and Cburc h, Colleges’ Shared Disciplines progrtimmes. In preparjqg for . current comtiittee of knowledge and will be ‘the tw’o tipcoming report. \

:, . by Ron McGregor Ipprint staff An Ohtar_io government policy which forces uniirersities in the province to charge equal tuition fees to both graduate and undergraduate visa students,‘. is shortsighted and counterproductive, says UW President Dr. Doug Wright. Wright says that charging graduate and un*dergiaduate . visa students thesame tuition fees, arriounts to”cuitingoff our nose to_spite our face.” -’ / I w

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‘by George Elliot Clarke Imprint staff L&t Saturday, the Departments of English at Uw and St. Jerome’s College presented a workshop on Dec’onstruction: An Introduction to Contemporary Theory. An audience of eighty people, both students and professors, gathered in SiegfriedHall to hear four spea-kers explain the latest smash hit of literary criticism. But the sp‘eakers had their hands full-: decon&uction is a difficult ‘theory to understand. It sounds like an idea thgt should be discussed by npt English profcivil engineers, essors. And the name has little to do with either construction or destruction; in fact, according to the sr;k A kers, it isn’t even a literary theory. Then what is decons,truction? One speaker suggested {hat it is a philosophy developed by four French

. The problem of integration of knowand to provide education for new careers. ledge r&es many qti&%ons. Should the Re-education of UW alumni will have to University encourage specialist or generbe considered,’ as the information exploalist programmeg? Should degree require/’ . sion will be making current information ments include courses from all across and technology obsolete in a matteraof campus? Is the ahswer interdisciplinary. years. The committee meets once a month. The area studies? . Continuing education presents a commeetings are open, so students are invited pletely different ‘set of problems. The i to bring their ideas, in ‘writing, to the University tiill have to keep up with-themeetings anytime. The next meeting is phenomenal growth in techno1qg.y. New October 3lst at 3:3O p.m. in hH 3004. programmes will have to be areated to Subsequent meetings will be announced .I 1 .I C-0 r- .---L:111 - ‘FLt---L-IL1 ne bazerre. cover 1ne growrn 01 inrormarion -_ explosive

the fouith decade, the feels that integration, continuing education major themes in its \

Wright made those comments in ‘an a\cIdress to Fed Council last Sunday. In tiesponse to a -questibn by Iptegrated Studies rep Jim Kafieh, Wright said he-“wasn’t very surprised” at the provincial government’s decision last year to increase tuition-fees for visa students Studying at Ontario ur&ersities.‘“I think it was a Veti trivialized policy,“.he said. Wright also said that he-would like to see a separate fee category -created for graduate visa students. Undergrad visa students, he said, should be-geparated into three fee categories, each re’quiring different policies. These would

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thinker,s (,Barthes, Derrida, -DeMan DeMan and his influence on Romance and Fouciult) who see everything as. . criticism in a dry, erudite lecture. The,, language and every- piece of ‘writing third speaker, Dr. Gregory Jay of the as resulting from a dialectical prbcUniversity of Alabams; spoke on ess. These philosbphers cla-im that ‘Jacques’ DerridaTn a lively, humourthe “truth’: of a piece of literature can ous, and engaging address that was’ be found in what ideas the text the first to define deconstruction in ti encoura-ges and supports, and what down-to-earth manner. ‘The last ideas it downgrades and disparages. ’ sp‘eaker, Dr. ’ Stanley Fogel of St. If ‘this sounds confusing, that’s Jerome’s College, UW, spoke on because it is. . Michel Foucault in an irreverent, comedic, and refreshing performance This confusion rep&ted, somethat dynamically closed the tiorkwhat, on two speakers.“-All four + shop. elucidate many points about the Despite the above criticism,s, it theory, but two used mqre critical must be stated that, as difficult as its jargon than was necessary for an subject was, everyone seemed to get ‘“introduction” to it. The first speaker, somethihg out of the workshop. ?ihe Dr. Julian Pat$ick of Victoria College, I English Departments must be conUniversity of Toronto, spoke on -or - gratulated for their organization of Roland Barthes in a around the event. Overall, it *was a fine vigordus presentation. The second contribution to the intellectual life of speaker, Dr. Tilettama .Rajan of this.University-TDecoytruction, anyQueen’s University, spoke on Paul one?

be: visa students from poor countries, those from rich - countries with provisions for post secondary education,ancl~.visa students from rich countries without those provisions. \

Wright said that visa students in the first category should be supported by CIDA, theCanadianInte&ationa Development Agency, with funding divided between the provincial and federal governments. A similar scheme is in.plac,e in Germany and Fiance, he’ said.

He said that/visa students from rich countries without ’ ex3ensive post-secondary education systems A like H*ong Kong - should pay the full costs of their education in Canada. For visa students from rich countries that do make provisions for post-secondary education, Wright said that he favours a reciprocal exchange of students 1 between countries, a system now in place in Germany, ‘ Sweden and Franc& , / Wright said that alt,hough t&e biggest proportion of visa students at UW fall into the third category, “basing B\ tuition policy on that group is too simplistic.” Wright spoke to the Council of Oqtario Universities, two years ago and suggested that visa students’ from -t wealty countries like Hong Kong be required to pay the \ full cost of their education in Ontario, but he said on Sundaythat some members of the council, along with some presidents at other Ontario universities, “didn’t i want to accept that.” “The main: adverse impact (of the current visa student fee structure) is at the grad level,” he said. “In other countries grad students are exempted from high yisa student fees. The problem here is that the government sees ‘_ . it 4s a revenue source’.” “We’re a little shortsighted - Canada depends on its exports more than any other rich country and gra’d students from other countries are,one of our exports,” _ Wright said. 1 \

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-+. d. r by Linda Watt -. , Imprint staff There are forty-six people on campus that attend every party. They are t.he first ones there, they, dance all night and they are the last to leave. They’re expected to stay up until 3:o0 a.m., to attend all of their classes, and t!o spend any free time rapping with their housemates, These peopleare the Village dons. Realistically, they are supposed to fulfill. administrative duties’ within their house, co-ordinate social activitie.s, prevent tensions from occuring, and generally represent a figure of authority. However, most dons find that their duties extend far , beyond the general guidelines. They are messengers, yrivat’e investigators,big brothers and sisters, sex therapists, .marri-age counsellors, beer runners, ambul. . .-the list is endless. ’’ ante drivers Dons are also expected to contain a fountain -of knowledge. They should be bright and do well in their courses, without wasting any time on unnecessary activities like homework. As well, they. are expected to’ have afiling system on every coursefrom every faculty complete with past midterms and assignments. Aside from their regular duties, village dons often find that they are the scapegoats of practical jok,es: Any tygeof 1 trick that comes to mind has probably already been tried out on a village don. A couple of years ago, for instance, one don woke up in the morning to find that a cement wall had been erected outside her bedroom door. Fortunately, the cement had not’ yet dried, and the wall was promptly remoted, During a summer term, another don paid a visit to her second floor and found that the entire bathroom had been

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. sodded..The ‘landscapers’ had eventaken the care to cut around the toilets and the partitions. The sod was removed and bathroom functions returned to normal. Practical jokes are definitely a regular part of Village the intentions are usually harmless, and - life. Howeyer, any damage is usually corrected after the humour has , faded. There is also a sign that times are changing, for it appears that the frequency of these pranks is on the decline. Apart from the jokes and the exhausting duties that they’ must complete, the village dons feel that their positions are fulfilling. They p’ossess the rare and special. qualities of patience and ‘understanding. And, without these qualities, they could not feasibly be dons. Their job is demanding, but they are willing to put out a little more to help.other people - even if it is just to lenda listening ear. The Village dons are ahE involved extensivelv with charity work. For the last four years they have-held a benefit semi-formal during each school year. The dinner‘and da.nce is designed to raise. money for charity. Their .d. ,(goal thi,s year is to raise$20,000, andi’n all likelihood it will , be reached: Their goal has increased steadily over the last I jfour years, each time successfully: As well the dons conducted \a coke sell-off, and for every case sold, one dollar was donated to the Sunbeam Home for the mentally retarded in Kitchener. . The village !dons definitely deserve the free room and board that they receive for their services. Their presence is fundamental to Village life. They initiate activities, they keep things running smoothly, and their presence alone keeps Village life more subdued than it otherwise might be.. I

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The Universgty of rJ:aterloo is a ' ' \ SFECIFIC I II , THEiTflICS COMMXTTiE '.f 'PRINCIEjLES community of people'working toward a I_ L common coal: the pursuit and, Among actions ,or practices which are The University has established'san '1, dissemination of'knowledge and . ' Vthics Committee" (composed of-one -0 violations of these -general' ._ understanding through teaching and principles, the following two are of ..faculty member, one staff member, and In its-concern for the one student- member') to be, advisory to research. speciai concern::. . L well-bein k of every member of.this. ' 3 the President and to deal with specific complaints under Policy 33. .comrr,unity (faculty, staff, students): Sexual 11arassment $.s -unwanted' the University adopted, in Kay 1982, attention-of a sexually-oriented The me‘mbersof this Committee' are Policy 33" onthesubject of Ethical readily available on an informal _ nature which ispbjectionable to the Behaviour. The principles of this a' .* recipient basiS to all members of the and has' the intent or Policy aqe basic to the functioning Universitycommunity to offer effect of-creating an offensive, ' _ of the University community, and Information Bnd advice on the intimidating or hostile employmentor s,hould be familiar to all members. implementation-of-this;.PoMcy. In academic environment; un&asonably interfering with the recipient's . -pa&ticular, they are available to GENERALPRTNCIPLES employment or academic performance;~.advise individudls on the application of this Policy to specific . ' or preventing, impairing, or making There are three general principles conditional the ,recipient% academic r- ' situationsL There are also form& which form the basis - of this Policy: cr employment'status, or full‘and ,. complaintpro6edures in place> equal enjoyment of employment'or. t1) That no member of the University ' educational services, ben!efits, Members o&he Ethics Committee are: ' -.J+ community unduly interfere with opportunities, or facilfties. ; \ the work or working'environment of . Jake Willms ** (staff) ext. 2011 ._ ---_ i ',/. other members; ,Abuse of Supervisory Authority Margann Pierson ** (student) 884-5475 f - includG.all forms of making DavSd Davies *** [faculty) ext. 3706 benefits., i * conditional or-appearing to,make - " c , 2) That services, and facilities . conditional opportunities, academic, employment, or *#term to August 31, l'g@4 . provided by the University be *g%erm to August 31, 1985 other services, benefits, offered to those Qualified in the ' op,portunities, or facilities upon Y community without hiscrimination that any of the -performance unrelated or irrelevant __ A person who believes j because of race, ancestry, place to the%cademic or employment status principles expressed in Policy 33 are of origin, creed, Sex, age 9 * of the one supervised. should feel 'free to " Such abuse ' being violated .makital status, sexual ' : can occur even if it does not ha've consult a member of-this Committee,'family-status, or orientation, '. the intentionor effect of or to contact the Secretariat. It is ' - Y handfcap; benefitting the supervlsor in I the practice of the Committee /to ( .$ question. proceed discreetly and in confidence / 3) That'membe& with acidemic or with due attention to the, sensitiv-ity employment supe&&sdr~ authority Furthermore,* anyonc with supervisory. of'the matters brought to its notice. / use such authority, both on campus c authori* who has under his/her --> / .and off, solely for the purposes supervision persons in their. . explicitly stated or implied in immediate family or in any close ' University policies and with relationship is advised to relinquish Every person in the University regard to the.overall aims and the supervision of the person in ,_ community has a'right to institute 1 purposes of the University. and participate in proceedings under question, or to seek appropriate T safeguards (e.g., 'an academic Policy 33 without reprisal or threat' :/ *complete copy available from the ' supervisor of re$risal for so doing. should Secure a second I .University Secretariat, ?Jeedl,es Fall ’ reader for written work). l

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940 cases of coke, and netted a profit of $700. Plans for a second through 6th prize winners receiving proportionately few&pizzas by Jennifer Kennington and less money. Carling-O’Keefe has donated $750, which is Imprint staff coke sale are being negotiated for the beginning of November at being used for prize money. The pizzas are courtesy of Mother’s On November 26, 1983, theannual Village Semi-Formal will Fairview Mall. be held at Bingeman Park. Dave Roebuck and his executive, -Lottery tickets went on sale October 1st and willcontinue to be Pizza. \ made up of student Dons of the Village, have already put 1000 sold until November 25th: The draw will be held at the Semi’ hours of w+ork into fund-raising activities for this event. With Formal on the 26th. The prizes have all been donated by local On October 30th, a Coffee House will be held in.Vl’s Great over 1100 people in attendance in 1982, they hope toattract 1500 merchants. First prize is a full stereo system worth $1200, Hall. It will start at 8 p.m., and coffee,-donuts, and other donated by Sound Advice Electronics in Fairview Mall. Second “munchies” will be available for a minimal fee. people this year. ‘The Semi-Formal consists of a dinner and dance, with prize is a trip to Vancouver courtesy of Eaton’s Travel, South An executive of eight dons are helping Roebuck in his fundcock&ils at 6 p.m. Transportation is provided to and from the Campus Hall. Third prize is a 45 piece Royal Doulton raising endeavours. Roetjuck was Chairman of the Lottery last event, courtesy of the Kitchener/ Waterloo Council. Buses begin Dinnerware Set from the House of China on King St. Fourth year, and has been wmking on this year’s event since May 1st. leaving at 5:30 from Columbia St., and return to the University Vic 20 home computer, and Under his executive, is a sub-executive of the 37 Dons in the prize is a Commodore when the dance is over at 1 a.m’. After-dinner speakers will I 5th prize is a 5-piece waterbed from Waterbed King, Village, who are encouraging the students on theirfloors to work at the Coke sale, Coffee sale, and to sell lottery tickets. Roebuck include Walter Mclean (our local MP), Larry grossman, Doug ’ Waterloo Toyn Square. Tickets are selling fast - 1500 in the first week - at $1 for one expects some 2000 students to be involved in some way, by the Wright and Josef Kates, the Chan‘cellor of the University. The . band, for which the Federation of Students is picking up the tab, or 6 for $5. Prize’s are being awarded tofhe individualsand’to the time November 26th rolls around. Houses who sell the most tickets. The ‘individual incentive The Village Councils’ endorse the Semi-Formal, and hope to is “Grandstand” fro& Toronto. The fund-raising activities began-on Thursday, September system’ includes a waterbed for 1st prize, a Commodore VIC 20 raise $20000 from the Lottery Draw --,. their biggest money 28th with a Bingo Afternoon. This was held at the Charities as 2nd prize, a Sony Walkman for 3rd and 4th prizes, and 5th maker - to help cover costs of Semi-Formal. If you are Bingo Palace, and raised $200. On September 30th,and October prize is a calculator donated by Radio, Shack. The top-selling ’ interested in helping out in any wa contact Dave Rqebuck at lst, a Coke Sale was held at Westmount Plaza. The student sold House in the Village will be awarded $225 and 15 pizzas, and 2nd 884-6225.

N&v pro@irns Dr. David Roulston, electrical engineering department, University of Waterloo, is involved in the development of two computer programs that will lead to better designed, better performing transistors and microchips. The first program, BIPO-LE, developed by Dr. Roulston over the past 12 years, has been used by a number of companies and research facilities in Canada, the United States, France, England, and Japan to reduce the already miniature size of silicon bipolar transistors, permitting them to tra,nsmit more information or more power at higher radio frequencies, or to obtain faster operation of computer chipsat very low power levels. BIPOLE helps the designer find better ways to build the transistors themselves, then helps to make the circuitry work most efficiently within a single chip. It has been used to test VLSI (Very Large Scale Integration) devices - the leading edge of technology for the cotnputers of the future, and to design transistors for satellite applications - including an advanced engineering study for NASA.

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The BIPOLE program analyzies the elctrical behaviour - frequency response, voltage-current relations, and switching charbf individual bipolar semiacteristics conductor ilevices. Dr. Roulston syas it is used to design devices before starting the costly manufacturing process, or to improve processes already in existence. It is also a powerful research tool used by Roulston to study the internal physical behaviour of the device. “If‘ we cut down the time it takes for an electric signal to-cross the semjconductor by making the device Smaller or more efficient and if we can get the semiconductor to transmit signals at higher frequencies, we will be able to send more information through a circuit,” says Dr. Roulston. The information sent can be anything from television signals travelling to and from a space satellite to light detected from a glass fibre (fibre optics) and amplified as an electronic signal, to the digitalsignals in computers. The second program was the result of a team effort headed by Dr. Pete: Bryant of UW’s

Computer Aided Design of Devices and Circuits (CADPAC) group, involving Drs. Jiri Vlach, Savvas Chamberlain, M.I. Elmasry, Kinshore Singhal, graduate student Martin Vlach, and I&-. Roulston. It is called W ATAN D (W Aterloo Analysis ‘N’ !Design), and it is used to analyze the ‘de+gn of a , complete circuit (a network of semiconductors),. When combined with the BIPOLE program, one can use WATAND to tell in advance - prior to building the actual chip \ how well it will perfsrm. It is an “interactive” system which means the chip designer can sit at a computer terminal and make a variety of changes, and the program will incorporate them into a series of ’ new designs and show the effect ofeachchange on the final efficiency of the chip. Silicon microchips are made up of thousands, and ’ sqmetimes hundreds of thousands of tiny transistors or semiconductors. These are etched onto a microchip in layers, photographically, using a manufacturing technique called “maski@‘; masking permits thousands of the electronic devices to

Question posed by FVPIR,G film: new technology? :.New technology is dften heralded as our glorious saviour from the woes of the world. It is popularly assumed that new technology will provide greater productivity -and employment opportunities for all. The film New Technology: Whose Progress? is an’ amazing, critical documentary which challenges myths surrounding new technology. The film shows

that high technology is not a godsend, rather, it is a tool only. And presently, the tool is being mismanged by a corporate elite, and plays a key role in the unemployment crisis. Wayne Samuelson, president of the K-W Labour Council, will initiate the examination of the-film in discussion followiiig the viewings. It will be viewed at 12:30 in room 13$of the

Campus Centre, U. of .W., and again at 7:30 in the Kitchener Public Library on Tuesday, November 1st. These film and speaker events are sponsored by the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG). They are part of a s&ries qf events w.hich focusses on work isgues. For more >infdrmation phone Doug MacKinlay at+. the WPIRG office (884-90%)).

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be packed into a space smaller than a fingernail. “WATAND” is used as a fast, convenient tool by circuit designers,” says Dr. Roulston. “Merging it with BIPOLE has provided a very powerful, system that enables the final design of a chip to be optimizcd before fabrication.” The two systems are being marketed by UW’s Office of Research and the Waterloo Research Institute - the latter is a research and consulting agency of the university, providing contract research to both industry and public. agencies including government departments. BIPOLE and WATAND can be bought or leasted on tape, or a user can operate from a terminal connected with UW’S computer, from his or her office -elsewhere in Canada, that is, or even in the Uriited States and Europe. “Every new outside user, ev’ery new contract raises fresh problems which’require mod& cations to one or other of the programs,” says Dr. Roulson, “but without the industrial interest there would be no feedback and my research would advance at a slower pace.”

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Typing Maggie can type it! Essays, theses, letters $1.00 per page; resume $5.00. Minimum charge $5.00. “Free” pickup and delivery. Phone 743-1976. Experienced typist - esreports, etc. says, work Fast, accurate work. Reasonable rates. IBM Selectric. Lakeshore Village, near Sunnydale. Call 8851863. Fast, efficient service, right beside cam’pus. Self-correcting typewriter. 75@ per page. $3 minimum for resumes. Call Ann at 8840421. Typing: Reports, essays, theses, typed quickly and accurately. Carbon film ribbon. Phone Joan at 8843937. 8 a.m. - 12 noon. 7 p.m. - 12 midnight.

Typing: 80@/page. IBM Selectric, carbon ribbon, grammar/spelling corrections, paper provided, symbol/ italics available; work term reports, theses, essays. 579-5513 evenings. Downtown Kitchener location. Typing - 14 years’ experience typing university re-d ports, theses, etc. Engineering and technical papers a specialty. Call Nancy anytime at 576-7901.

ports, papers, letters, resumes, mailing lists, etc. 76c/page. Very reasonably priced revisions. Userfriendly service. 743-2269. Experienced typist, IBM Selectric, engineering symbols, reasonable rates, will pick-up and deliver to campus. Mrs. Lynda Hull, 579-0943.

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option to take over lease. Rent $307. Phone Steve or Al, 579-0051. Sublet: Winter Term. Large four bedroom townhouse. Close to laundromat and shopping. Blucher and Weber Streets, $596/month. 742-1968. Need one person to share new two-bedroom apartment for Jan. - April. Well furnished also has sauna, fitness, laundry, parking. On bus route to campuses. Westmount/ Glasgow area. $217.50/mo. each. Steve, 742-1635.

25 years experience; no math papers; reasonable rates; Westmount area; call 743-3342.

Two bedroom apartment for rent Jan. to April for $495 mo., utilities included, parking. Phone Dane or Chris, 888-6739.

Professional typing at rea. sonable rates. Fast, accursatisfaction ate service, guaranteed. Carbon ribbon with lift-off correction. Call Diane at 576-1284.

Available Jan. 84 - One bedroom in four bedroom townhouse. Male or female, Near Parkdale Plaza. $120/ Call month plus hydro. Donna at 746-1044.

Roommate needed for large two bedroom apartment with fourth year engineering student. January to April, rent $175/month, 5 minute bike ride to UW. Call Tim, 886-7085.

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Jan.-April '84. four bedroom to sublet. $840/

month (4-6 people). Major appliances, dishwasher, fully carpeted. Excellent bus connections. Off Woodroffe (in Tanglewood). Call Shelley at 8842891 after 6.

3-4 bedroom house in downtown Kitchener needed to sublet Jan. 84 to Apr. 84 or rent without lease. Must know before October 31/83. Call 745-2122.

Two rooms in townhouse beside Parkdale Plaza. Females only need apply. Non-smokers. Phone 8852253.

Townhouse in 256 Phillip Complex or Apt. close to UW to sublet for Jan-April 1984. Contact: Joyce Miller (416) 595-3750, leave message.

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One or two bedroom apartment wanted for a married couple (Jan. April or Aug.) within a reasonable distance of the-university. Call 1lohn, 746-1816. Two to four bedroom apartment or townhouse to sublet for the winter term. Call Bill, 743-5615. Terms negotiable. If I’m not there, please leave your name and number.

Lost HP calculator near Central turn would appreciated. 8562.

on Sunday Services. Rebe muchly Stephen 884-

Light blue K-way jacket missing from the Aud on Friday Oct. 14th. At least return I.D. and keys from pocket, they’re useless to you! Keys can be thrown in any mailbox. Phone 8841032. “Saints” football jacket at Oktoberfest onFriday, Oct. 14 (KitchenerAuditorium). Gold coloured, No. 49 LB on arm, sentimental value, reward offered. Call collect (519) 679-9765.

Furries Free cute & cuddlesome kittens - thev need homes for winter -----farm kittens - will deliver - 696-3306.

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Lesson‘1 “The pour” There are many theories regarding this particular facet of the Labatt’s Blue mystique. The one we favour builds a beer head from the bottom. Start by keeping the glass upright and pouring down the middle until a head begins to form. Stop, let the foam build, then tilt the glass to a forty-five degree angle * and continue to pour down the side. As the glass fills, bring it back to the upright position leaving a head about two fingers tall. The Labatt’s Blue pour is always followed by the ever popular Labatt’s Blue “unpour’: an exercise in which many of you are already well-versed.

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One gold man’s pendant in PAC after an intramural basketball game three weeks ago. To identify and claim call AG at 884-7195.

For Sale 1976 Corolla 2-door for parts. Engine good (57,000 mi.) and front end body OK. Rear end damage. Best offer 886-1595. Audio equipment. AM-FM cassette record 8 track player, small Sanyo tape recorder, AM-FM Clock Radio, battery charger and batteries, like new. Also have Rockwell calculator. Call Mike evenings at 8847959. Discount if all sold together. Hitachi tape deck - Dolby B. Metal tape capability. Still under warranty. $170 negotiable. Must sell. Call 884-6597 after 6. Queen-sized bed. Firm mattress and Box Spring on a metal roller frame with wheels. $80. 885-3469. Pair of black boots, low heeled, pointy toed. Size 9 (selling because they don’t fit me). Asking $30. Phone 884-1654. 1977 Mercury Monarch, 4 door, 6 cyl, 4 speed manual, radial, excellent condition, $1550. Lorne Wheeler 8865280 days, 578-7039 evenings. Shoes brown leather pumps. Size 7%. Never worn. Casual/dressy. $30 negotiable. Contact 8840973. Colecovision game system with four cartridges: Don-

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Persohal @TIP: at the weekend know Enjoy! Teddy.

don’t forget to stop drugstore for your supply!. Do you what size to get? Sorry to hear about I Dr. Goodhead: your order for 21 new men on the kitchen floor will be fulfilled on Oct. 28. Happy 21st birthday, Dac! Newfie Hallowe’en Kidnappers! I’m not, sorry about the toothmarks in your hand, -but next time I’ll resort to my karate knowledge,’ so keep off!!! (If you want to get a girl stick to less violent ways). The Victim. P.S. My Fiance is 6 ft. 4 in. and weighs 210 lbs. He’s not amused!

Cassette tapes. Maxell UD XL-II, TDK SA, BASF Cr02. $3.60 eachl“Cal1 .Ed 742-d 2904. Computer, Apple II plus compatible, 48K memory, U/L- case, numeric k/pad. - $499, Also new monitor, printer, disk drive: diskettes, etc. Call Ed 742-2904. Waterbeds: everything you need, fully guaranteed, ;$175.00. Contact Tom around campus or at 886 3606. new: Excellent conMen’s size 11 ice Call Don at 886”

Student desks in good clean -condition, some with drawers on both sides, close to U of W, can deliver. 885-3689 / anytime.

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Student with trucks will do moving, junk removal etc. at reasonable rates. Professional moving exper%ence, will provide packing, cartons etc. Call Ed 742-9517.

Elkists. Rejoice the resurrected -Grand Purple Elk is alive and well and residing in Atlantis! His acolyte, Thee, Marble is now accepting contributions.

- Japanese AcuShiatsu pressure Massage. Come in for a pit-stop after midterms - it’s a great way to wind down! Call P. Henderson 885-0622. Will alter all types of clothing at very reasonable rates. For more information call Kelly, 885-5774. ‘.

Economics, 101 tutoring required - I am halfway through but- have lost my compass. Have books, will travel. Immediately call Pat Barker!! 746-1066.

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we want. to whenever ourselves we magnetize can. Pour our inner voltage through the wire, we can attract whatever we want to attract. A magnet is not abouthow it anxious works. It isitself, and by its nature it draws , some things and leaves others untouched!! Laurent,

Have you been the victim of sexual assault or harasment of any type on this campus? We are presently doing research on this topic and need first hand information. Please respond to P.O. Box ,l593, Station C,Kitchener; N2G 4R2, stating date, exact location and a brief account of the incident. All replies will be -handled in strictest confidentce.

Ott, 31 birthday ~- scary! Did,1 say that? This is hideous! Have a great one (Birthday, you pervert)! Love Smurf. Poppa Smurf, I don’t think I like your attitude but Happy Birthday. anyway! You need a good ----1 Baby Smurf.

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22nd until ‘We’re irritating those stewardesses again on the runway at Winnipeg Airport. Until then I’ll have to rely on the reactor to keep me charged. Hurry up! Wayne.

What is a rubber .duck draw? Come to the Chem Club Office (C2-172 A) and find out. \ Kaotic one. 1,000 words don’t equal 1D.Q. But!! 1000 equals ZDQ plus 18.68 words Pls. deliver remainder as soon as possible. The Inactivecone. Tohite we’ll look, next year we’ll hook! A couple that lays together stays -i together. Thanks. DDD of the Steel City, haven’t seen U around. If so, say hi sometime. Ron P. of Wo.?? middle D again? :Tree: please restrain yourself from future exposures. How do you expect us to respect you? We can never follow your example! Love your girls in South C. P.S. nice undies!

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Hey Son of Fred Astaire, Al! We, want to rent one! Does the waterbed come with the deal? The Smurfs.’

_ Sandro and Fred, you’re too Obscure name. Thinly slow, guys. Our TV is fixed veiled sexual innuendo. No and even has cable . Toobad Love, your ever devoted roommate of 2Y2 years. hint of ropes, binding or our undying gratitude must cuffs or they won’t run this Dead animals for Jesus: .” be shown elsewhere. Robin one. Subtle boast re: and Barb. meeting beneath a bridge prowess. Hint of additional over Laurel Creek to write Tina C. Take me dancing at ads. (Deadline, Monday, some more anti-abortion the Bullring. After I want to 5:00 p.m.) A set of subtly, letters to Imprint. IQ under show you new moves I familiar initials. / 3O? Come join us! : learned this ‘summer. The Green VW. The crackers Calee, Happy birthday! Painter. and cheeze whiz’ were Hope you have a nice Sh liatsu (Japanese finger superb. Try speeding up weeken”d in T.O. DPkoung. essure massage).For your heart beat for the next physics tutorial. What 1 Arr Billy, ‘ave yre figgered happened to yesterday?” out-a good use for barrels yet? There be atleast 4, so Number one Fan.

Males (age 19 to’,25) to participate in research on blood alcohol levels. Approximately 6 hours. Contact Brigitta at 886-5751.

Dearest Jim. “So funny how melts away.” Six . time months has flown by faster than the beat of a,Kelly Marie song. The next six will crawl, but at least I’ve learned to sleep alone. “I’m sending my love through the air todq.” Happy Anniversary. Good night love, Steve.

RB words.of wisdom I “There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from!” Laurent. ; \ RB WWIII ence isthe honesty of ness. Listen Laurent.

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Kev. Even though we’re a continent away, the air is charged with an electric force-field. Your presence surrounds me - psychic phenomena., Feels like I’m tied to you by a lifeline. Thanks to Carol P. for expressing my very thoughts. ‘Til the stars turn cold. Hi Kath. Anthony.

RB WWII “ . . . we’re magnets, aren’t we? Not magnets. We’re iron, wrap-

Happy Birthd,ay Dear Kimbo! Happy Birthday White,y! Happy ’ Birthday Goom-girl! H.appy Birthdav to cou. We have known for” quite some time now, have animals that- vou peeingin the sprinkler. Happy Birthday Ugo! This year please tryto keep your teeth‘in your own mouth.

Berlin

affair, but now its over. A new blitzkrieg has- begun, the personal war canditions. This time’we hold all oftheaces.Staywithus-a pair doesn’t always beat one of a kind. Mr. Isherwood.

Happy birthday J. Keeping yoo:di:Iy:inymaleCture of .

Cindy Bear: how about I drive by i,n my Rolls Royce on Sunda,y so we can go steal some picnic baskets? Boo-Boo.

Re: Jan Fair. Due to alack of quality entrants and my pesonal bias, I’ve decided I win. R.B.

Alison travel invites you to take & break in February. Fly to Cancun, Mexico for one week (Feb. 18 - 25). Hotel and Flight only $439. Also, ask about a week in Whistler, B.C. for only $639. For more info, call Mark at 888-6494.

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Tony, you drive me to rip the shirt off your back . .-. and the sweater off mine. Thanx for picking it up! It stayed on the whole next night. Slag.

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The ever-popular car renta-gigolo of Toronto and London is now available in the KW area. Never an unsatisfied customer at car rent-a-gigolo.

Happy Birthday. John. Beware, the engineers love to chase skintight black lycra. _ ,

Daisy-wheel printer to,o. Murthy you old goatherder! Why am I wasting my money writing to-you? Because real men don’t talk too much!

McKay 423: I have a sudden craving for a 7-l? slurpy in Hamilton McKay 503 (5266134). ’ ’

Hey Brian! Let’s go drinkfrom ing . . . but stayraway my budgie! _

Apple programs? I’ve finally got some stuff to trade for game or business programs (especially arcadestyle stuff orword-processing programs. Call John W. Bast at Imprint, ext. 2332.

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headaches, tension, backaches, stomach/intestinal problems, menstrual cramps. Student rate. Call C. Peck at 884-6607.

Got bird. proble’ms? Call “Brian’s Extermination Service”. We specialize in all types of birds (esp. song birds). Our methods are fast, efficient and nutrit-<ious. We leave no bones.

Pattycake, Pattycake and her -man, celebrate your. birthday as fast as you-can. Algebra on Monday, Stats is midweek, parts this weekend because the next days are bleak! Ableedablik and Rye-on-C,oc.

Johnny Wadd , and the hammer; we’re 1ookin.g forward to your next note. We only like three legged men: Include your license number so we can return the favour. What type of engineer are you anyway? / Thrashers.

Barrels: 45 gallon distillery barrels, 3 ft. high x 2 ft. , wide. $35.746-1892.

Hallowe’en KidI am not amused;

Fraulein: Dein freundschaft gefallt mir sehr gut, aber idh hoffe du verlietst ‘in mich. Traume . . . aber jaich verstehe such! ,

Downhill Skis: 1983 Blizzard thermo ski (SG 200 cm’s) with Tyrolia 380-RD Bindings. Excellent conditition. Instructors ‘2nd’ set of skis. $280.60 complete. Contact Doug 885-2446.

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N and C: when can we get together for. another erotic position 96 andlor 1'1 session? I’m so horny! Love, P.

We are not alone! With 352 gay groups in Canada,‘why not go to one today? Phone 884-4569 for info on events a; Laurier or UW.

Moving-coil stereophonic cartridge (Satin). One Nagatron *moving magnet cartridge. For more details call Joel at 884-4264 (5:30 6:30 p.m.).

Billy. 45 Still ‘open ,by popular , ask ye friends, demand! Todd Teaser’s gallon distillery barrels, Tuck-in Service, stories $35. The Capn’s at 746189>. included. Low rates. St. Paul’s, call Todd C, ACER, body-guards cost money, I work by the night, E8 Wenches:Gumby lives! week or term so 1e.t me. know how dangerous FraDid you like the shaving nk really is! Todd. _ cream? Did you find-your BFD after the Aud Tracey? Happy Birthday SH. ReCarolyne is it true what sis member it’s only a term of said? Still want to borrow endearment. Have a great the electric eraser Mel? year. Lots of love always, Peppermint Patty fromFF. ’ Marty: to sir with love. We didn’t know it took (Rick9 Dear Softie: It’s been a raccoons 3 days to recover. super, fantastic nine months with your love to keep PK, who was thatgreenman me warm and happy. I we saw you with at&30 a.m.? Signed Gumby, Pokforsee a strong and ever-’ ey and friends. / .lasting relationship. You’re the ultimate. Love Macky.

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If many of the.pr,oducers of Canadian TV shows have their way, the CRTC will relax their criteria of what constitutes a Canadian production. Then again, another group of Canadian producers are urging the CRTC to continue with their proposed tightening-up of the criteria. While this battle has not yet achieved the public awareness levels of the Canadian content regulations debate in the 1960’s, it is every-bit as important an issue, and will be every bit as unpleasant for those involved in the battle. The CRTC and its supporters want to demand that every Canadian TV show have only one foreign (read American) star, and a Canadian director and writer. Opponents of the tighteningup proposals, which include some of Canada’s biggest producers, want the.CRTC to allow two foreign stars, and to drop their insistence that Canadians take all producer functions. As usual, those opposed to the stricter guidelines are more interested in their profit line than they are about their Canadian culture requirements. Relaxing the number of foreign stars who can appear in the program will directly limit the number of Canadian stars staying out of the unemployment books. And not insisting on Canadian producers will result in the same problems encountered in the British film industry: foreign interests will produce the programs, but they willnot be Canadian. Canadians will simply ‘front’ for foreign money makers. Of course, the Canadian ‘front’ men will receive a percentage as well, making it a more lucrative arrangement than / if they were taking all the risks themselves. Opponents also accuse the CRTC of tryingto minimize the quality and quantity of Canadian shows, which goes along with the typical Canadian attitude that anything American is better than is its Canadian counterpart -a misconception that is prevalent in all aspects of Canadian society. This belief, however, does not hold water once the facts have been brought out. Of the 16 top box office and most critically acclaimed movies released since 1979 that qualified as Canadian productions under the old rules, twelve of them would have qualified under the proposed new criteria anyway. In addition, 10 were written by

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Canadians, and nine starred Canadian lead performers. The new guidelines are supported by such respected Canadian producers as John Hirsch, . Gorden Pins.ent, Pierre Burton, Sydney Newman, Rudy Weibe, Vivienne Leebosh, Peter O’Brien, Robin Spry, Francis Mankiewicz, Ralph Thomas, David Cronenberg, and Allan King - not household names perhaps, but certainly individuals that command more respect than some of their rnoney hungry peers who oppose the new guidelines. It is hard to argue against the new guidelines, 5‘ since they wouldn’t make a difference in the quality of Canadian productions. In fact, the new criteria for Canadian shows might even increase the quality, since all the guidelines do is to make it I harder for foreign interests to control the show foreign interests that can hardly be seen a,s having the best interests of Canada and Canadian culture at heart. Andasforthequantity, it isquiteconceivablethat thenumberofCanadianshowsmightdropslightly for a couple of yearsfollowing the implementation of theguidelines, but let’sface it, if theyareonly ghostedCanadianshowsbyAmericans,they shouldn’t havebeen billedascanadian inthefirst place. No,theprofitmogeIswhoopposetheCRTCon thisoneshouIdgotheStatesiftheyaresuchcloset Americans. If Canada isto havecanadianshows, Canadianmusic,andCanadianmovies,thenthere shouldbestrictguidelinesthatensurethattheyar-e Canadian. Canada does not need to have shows passed off as Canadian that reekof baseball, apple pieand Chevrolet. The british do not have such guidelines, andyethave’produced’such’British’moviesas Superman,Reds,andRaidersoftheLostArk’ moviesproduced,directed,andcontrolledby. Americanswith Britishfronts. Dothese movies reflect British culture or talent? AndshouIdCanadianshavetoadmitthattheyare inferiortoAmericanTVproducerswhentheyare,in fact, not, just because a groupof Canadian producersfeelsstrongeraboutgreenpaperthan theydoabouttheir nationality? don button

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At this time, the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty talks are continuing in Geneva. As in past years, several proposals have been tabled. If only due to the complexity of the negotiations that will be involved, however, it does not appear very - likely that an agreement will be reached before * . this round of negotiations breaks off. If no agreement on nuclear armsreduction is reached, the United States will have no choice but to deploy the Cruise and Pershing II missiles as theyhave said they will. I am in support of this course of action, if necessary, because it will lessen the risk of nuclear war. What most people fail to realize is that the sheer numbers of weapons is not the most im portant factor in the equation that determines the risk’of nucelar war at any time. True, as the number of warheads increases, the risk of the initiation of hostilities through an accident or misunderstanding also increases, but, as I’ve said, this is one of the minor factors. The overriding consideration -should always be-the difference in the numbers of warheads deployed by both sides. The situation in which the highest risk of nuclear war is present is when one side, either side, believes that it is in a position to get off a first strike without suffering the effects of a full retaliatory strike. Unfortunately, we are dangerously close to being in just that position ‘\ ‘I right now. The current Soviet missile superiority is well documented. If you take into account the fact that many of the newest of the Soviet missiles are really three missiles in one, with detachable

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warheads that can hit three separate targets, the situation becomes even more alarming. The Soviets have been asking that British and French warheads be included in any calculations made. I agree with them on this point. However, the delicate nuclear balance would still be tipped in their favour. Canada is a member of the NATO alliance. That means that we do have certain obligations. So far, we have failed to live up to many of these. We have previously signed an agreement to contribute three per cent of our gross national product. Since the, we ahve never contributed more than one per cent. It was a NATO decision to deploy the Cruise and we are a part of NATO. Canada is the national that has terrain most similar to the terrarn over which a Cruise would have to pass in the Ukraine in winter. That is why it is being tested here. Idealism is all well and good, but in this situation it is much more important to be realistic. Unilateral disarmament would only serve to widen the numbers gap that already exists between the two superpowers. Until that happy day when a workable arms reduction plan comes into effect, it is of the utmost importance that a strong enough defence be maintained by the West to deter any thoughts of “first-strike \ capability”. The important thing to remember is that stopping the testing or deployment of the Cruise or Pershing II missiles after unsuccessful talks have ended would move us closer, not _ farther away, from nuclear war. Doug Parker

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I was goingto say that I’ve noticed that the paper has been getting better ever since we brought Jesus Christ into our lives, butr figured I’d better not so that the holy rollers didn’t get all upset with us and start bombing the office and sabotaging the campus events section by putting in all sorts ofsexual innuendosabout doing weird things in the back of a church withy. Speaking of bombing: Terry Voth and Ron McGregor are behind this whole Grenada invasion thing. Seems they were both fighting over Jennifer Kennington and Leanne Burkholder (thewinnergot both, the loser got Sanjay) and wanted to make an impression. They grabbed George Elliott Clarke, Linda Watt, Harald Bransch, andDoug Parker, whowil goanywhere ifthere is the possibilty of nuclear weaons being involved, and planned-out howtheycould invade Grenada. Of course, Bil Humphries wanted to be in on it toohisLeafs had lost and he was into blowing up a TV rental place. Needless to say, Mike Brooks, Jackie Wailer and Deborah Austin managed to talk him out of it. don, John, Sylvia and Kathleen didn’t know anything about it until it wastoolate.Anyway, backtothe thinly disguised excuse to use a lot of names. Mark Lussier and Nathan Rudykwere in charge of communications, Brad Mehlenbacher and Simon Wheeler were in charge of selling the movie rights,, Dan Tremblay was in charge of recording the historic event on paper, and Bob Butts and Gareth Edwards couldn’t make it -they had a rugby game that night. Oh yeah, Sandy Demaree was involvedtoo, but I’m not sure in what capacity. I knowthis isn’t a great masthed, but the big mat’s upset too many people so this’11 have to do. Woops - almost forgot! Heather, you give great cover. RM

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.To the editor: Although last week’s story 6n the Board of Abademic Affairs and its place within a proiiiticial framework raised someprovocative politicalissues, _ Student government is excelled only by civil government fbr its I was very, disappointed in the lack of detail Iack of @sion and devotion to the most moribund political preserit’ed regarding the work being conducted, It practices. Campus government is given more to games *an to should be emphasized t’hat the B.A.A. is providing policy, more to political maneouvering than to wise, r@onsible for the first time in UW history a student forum leadership. The result is that student leaders deal more with addressing acqdemic concerns. Students at’ the favtasy than reality, more with plots than thought& and losejouch University frbm all faculties have be&me involvqd. with the cdmmon, earthy concerns of students. It is incredible to .see the number of issues b&g , . brought forw,ard. Regardless of the turnout at At the University of Waterloo, for instance, our hard working meetings, (even Imprintktarted out its life as small and insignificant) those in attendance ark far from ’ Federation of Students has a high-profile, mega-decibel Board of \. apathetic and have identified a number of these Entertainm]ent, -but a \iery mute - or muffled - Board of Education (if, indeed, it has one). As well, our happy-go-lucky areas for action. I am confident that within the leaders enthusiastically-promote beer parlours ahd pubs, while’ current academic year the results of these efforts question’s regarding accessibility to university for p6or students will form unprecedented results, beneficial to all and dvercfowded classrooms are cavalierly dismissed. Our students at UW. Steve SuthirIand. Chairperson, Board of Academic Affairs - student government treats university life as one, big party nd Federation of Students would rather not concern itself with student issues: problems are not chic. surely this reflect% a fantasy vi&w of the world!

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If student government rarely addresses real student concerns, neither is it fecogriized for its commitment to democratic principles. At this university, otir Federation of Studenti recognizes some relilgous groups (Waterloo Christian Fellowship, Jewish Students Association) but not o$er (Maentha Christian Clubi Muslin2 -Students Association). This is hardly Gnsistent. Finally, student government is unimaginative and vely cons&v&e. Studer% administrators are so busy trying to b;! “responsible” in the eyes of our elders that they cease to be responsive to the. needs of their fellow students. Woe to our present leaders if they ever see a need to protest! They would not know how. Th9y wduld call in the Treasury Board of Canada to justify, er, “protest”, higher student fees! ’ I hope, dear reader,thMyou do notthinkme unduly critical. lam upset because I expect S;tudent‘government to be a little daring, a little more creative, to take more risks. I expect student ,govemment -to r&e above the mediocrity of standard government. But, I suppose that one> should nbt expect much from student leaders @o are so gro,wn up, they have grown stale.

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To the editor: I have ,/been once again provoked to du$t off, “y _typewriter and respond to the author c$ a letter who takes :;the extremist viewpointethat the entire idea of abortion is wyong. ‘Let me first clarify that I$rn not tin advocate of iabortion as a form of,birth cont.rol in place of sane-r contra‘ce$iive methpds. Yet, as we &l k-now, most hethodsof birth control are not always lOOok effective. What choices ,-does this anti-abortionist suggest a woman (or terrified young teenager) has when confronted with an unwanted pregnancy? The choices given are marriage, singleparenthood or adoption. If a pregnancy is truly unwanted, th6n marriage or single parenthood does not stand in my mind as a satisfaktory solution. The author alsoassumes that all unwanted pregnancies relate to single and not married women. Neither do I feel adoptionof unwantedinfant is a satisfactory solution. I suggest it is much more traum’ati: and dehumanizing to carry a child ta term, experieticti childbirth, and then erase the child from your memory, than to abort an embryo at the very-early stages of‘ pregnancy.

‘It is on thispoint, concerning w&atconstitutes humanlife and when a@.rti& are acceptable, that I* beg to differ with the autho?. I assume the author’believes (I’do,not) =that humanlife beginsat the,mome&t of conceptionandthe .’ destruction of even an embryo (andnoga developed fetus ’ ‘L.: _ SchroedFr must ass&e , a timder ‘T&the-.editor: \ vividly degcri-b,ed) ‘tionstitute , as was “R’egacding the letter of in &d&r .t& qake suc’h a indic’tment. If one takes’ t’bis yiey, then $3.&a ,‘a& no in I,tiprint ’ clai&. * *’ -q-* 1 objection ‘td4e%fe’n$irig: thk ‘d&fi&fio$ o?f..~&$&$i& to 1 I J, Schro@&. 1 have~‘$~~&~s egbec:it.of Friday:-October’ 21, spermatozoa and ova. Given the c&&r cir~utis&tic& 19&j.,. ,. , -: : :’ ’ ted a University to be a even spermatozoa have potential (just’ an an embryo) to of -people The ohly evi&enc% fop;’ ,&minunity develop into a fetus with,a ftipctionihg neoFo,rtex and a Schroeder’s && is his that accumulate knowright to life. If this be th’e case, then should got those people ledge._ pand apply the i opposed to abd;rtion irregardless of biological .develop- s’ . ow6 faith. ‘It is r‘idicmethod in ,.a ulous to stat&& !‘hu- _. scientific,, merit, also be protesting:ag&nst. male’ masturbation and scholayly. and rational man thought does not J nocturnal emissions where-‘human’ extermination occurs ... even correspdnd with way. Schroeder is sim’ en ma%s? the observable prop. ply an ehmple of my Such tin argument /is of course luc&rous, but fai1e.d expectations. erties of the living matnevertheless v-alid’,if one states ithat all pre-natal life: is , R. Goebel ,*ter 6f the-human brain.” -. .. _ _ human life..i agree that an’intelligent persori studies the Dept. of No scientist presumes to b+. evidence Zlbefore i,choosing. any side, especially if a Computer Science , , . have the knowledge. thatviewpoint promoted-is extremist and one-sided.

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The small communities on the outskirts of KitchenerWaterloo usually conjure up images offorestsand farmlands. Few would associate industrial wastes and pollution with these scenic areas. Recently citizens in the communities of ’ Breslau and Rothsay had a different story to tell. Within one week, these citizens gathered at two separate meetings organized by the Ministry of the Environment (MOE) to hear industrial officials explain why industrial emissions had contaminated their areas. In August the residents of Rothsay packed the community meeting hall in Moorefield to voice their concerns about odours and water contamination issuing from the Rothsay Concentrates plant (a division of Maple Leaf Mills), which renders waste livestock parts into nutrients. Leaking drainage tiles had allowed high levels of ammonia to leak into the Moorefield Creek killing 200 to 300 fish. The spill heightened the anxieties of residents who said many summers had been ruined by the stench from the plant. Although the company has made efforts to control emissions, a drive downwind of the plant will confirm the basis behind resident’s complaints. At the beginning of the meeting, Ministry officials . maintained a low profile while a representative of Rothsay Concentrates explained how the spill occurred and the steps that they were taking to alleviate the problem. The major concern was the buil.d-up of 10 million gallons of contaminated waste water which the company suggested should be gradually aerated over company property. The official offered personal regret for the accident and said that the company would do everything in its power to ensure that the same thing did not happen again. The anger of some local residents however was not appeased by these statements and many requested personal written guarantees from the company. The bulk of their anger tias directed at ministry officials. They wanted to know why residents had not been informed by the ministry at the time of the accident. Many were not aware of the accident until it was reported by the K-W Record.

Others questioned the qualifications of Ministry officials, especially on health issues. Some residents who had picketed the plant in the past as a result of emissions, wanted thedoors of the plant permanently closed. The failur-e of past control orders, and the apparent inabilityofthe MOE toenforce their own regulations were offered by these individualsasevidence that only closure would solve the problem. The atmosphere two days later, at a hall in Breslau, was considerably less explosive than that in Moorefield. The reason was clear. Ministry officials had issued a Cdntrol Order.against the Breslube Re-refinery and the hearing was arranged to enable the MOE to explain the document to area residents. The order, which requires the company to take positive steps towards pollution control at risk of prosecution, was the first issued against Breslube Enterprises. Breslube re-refines waste oil so that it can be reused. Company officials used a slide-talk production to explain how much of the odour problems originated from the terrible house-keeping practises of past owners of the site. Despite substantial clean-up efforts, according to the owners, expanded production was responsible for excess odours. One of the orders requires the company to empty a lagoon containing contaminants, believed to be causing some of tshe odours. A further concern for area residents came after it was reported that a pond located on property adjacent to the rerefinery contained several different chemical contaminants including phenols. Regional officials, however, have stated that these contaminants did not originate at Breslube and the g’round water supply is not in immediate danger. The sparseness of questioning by the public, may have resulted from the technical jargon of the control 0rde.r or from residents’ satisfaction that the ministry and company were taking steps to alleviate the problem. Many have adopted a “wait and see” attitude. The cases of Breslau and Rothsay, along with others such as Elmira, bring the problem of industrial pollution and environmental contamination home to the local level. Industrial pollution is not an entity common only to major centres such as Toronto and Buffalo. An unfortunate fact for many who seek refuge by living in rural areas, is that in many cases these areas are ideal locations for high-odour producing industries and waste facilities. The recent examples of Breslau and Rothsay residents, uniting together instead of batting an apathetic eye at a local hazard, should serve as encouragement to all. Through the application of community pressure, residents of the small towns were able to establish a public hearing where their views were expressed. The major benefit of such actions is increased public awareness, which will make it harder for iridiscriminant polluters in the future. The Ministry of the Environment is presently travelling to Ontario communities holding information sessions on their plans for waste management in the province. These plans are contained in a document entitled, “Blueprint for Waste Management in Ontario”. This document will also decide the future of waste management in Ontario. The MOE will be’ coming to K-W on October 26, 1983. For more information on how you can get involved contact the WPIRG office. Cameron Wright WPIRG

Film was meant for introspection by Jo Ann Hutchison On October 12th and 13th,InSearchofaSunwas presented in MC 2066 and EL 101. In Search of a Stin is a 3-screen, 9 projector multi-media presentation that combines 1500 visuals with a 55 minute sound track of folk, rock, and new wave music. The heart of the show is the music - 55 minutes of Pink Floyd, Queen, Santana, The Police, Soft Cell, Kansas, Bruce Cockburn, and others. The show, through the lyrics and slides of Western society, is an inquiry into popular values. The sequel to the show, entitled Between Reflections, explores a way of working through the questions raised in the first show. The show begins by looking at such goals and values as materialism, sensual pleasure, and the pursuit of knowledge. The first part of the show

analyzes the relative meris of these four goals. It moves on to the values found in love and friendship, and in developing one’s full human potential. The production contrasts them with various facts of life such as death and divorce. The validity of some transcendental options which many people explore in Western culture is also explored. After each show a panel discussion was held. Members of the panel included professors, members of student government, a member of WPIRG, a village don, and the producer of the show. In Search of a Sun was co-sponsored by the Education Commission of the Federation of Students and Waterloo Christian Fellowship. The show was intended to encourage members of the student community to seriously examine their present values and their futures.

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Toronto opens against Western on Saturday, and McGill victory of the seasoni,Lisa Bauer, Debbie Murray and by Bill Humphries , plays McMaster thesame day. Sharon de Souza rounded-out-the scoring,fortheAthenas. Imprint staff - . The OWIAA’s championship is set up in a single game The University of Waterloo field hockey team ended “I was very pleased .witb the waywe distributed the knock-out, eight team draw format, which means that their regular season play with a convincing 8-l victory scoring among the team. We had to win to keep us where Waterloo cannot afford to.lose. If they get by Laurentian, a . over Western on October 18th and a 2-0 loss to their archwe wanted to finish in the standings,” McCrae.stated. ’ team that Waterloo has not played this season, then they rivals, the University of Toronto Varsit:y Blues on October must defeat York, ‘who will, most likely defeat Guelph. 28th. The Athenas compiled a 5-8 win-loss record in Waterloo tied and won in pre-season play against York On Waterloo’s visit to .Toronto, the Athenas met with Western division play, and will now go on and compete this year. very rough field conditions and the knowledge that the with the OWIAA championships held at Scarborough outcome of the game would not alter the standings in any If the Athenas are on their game, evidence in the 8-1 College this weekend, October 28th and 80th. . way, which could account for Toronto’s 2-1 victory, T-he blasting of Western, then they will be boarding a plane: Their impressivesecond place finish means that the Blues finish the season undefeated, with a perfect 8-O destination New Brunswick. _, Athenas have a very good chance of making the CIAU’s for “We will be w,orking very hard in practise this week, . record. ’ the first time in the history of the field hockey program at polishing-up our game. We have to work on all our aspects, “Toronto is very similar tous, but thegamereally hadno Waterloo. both defensively. and offensively, because we must .be meaning so there was a letdown. We had chances and they October, 29th, the Athenasmeet On Saturday, ready for the weekend. we can’t afford a loss,” said coach capitalized on their’s,” coach McCrae said, Laurentian University at- 11 a.m., and then meet the Toronto scored their first goal on a hard cross, and winner of the York-Guelph contest .at 8 p.m., also on Judy McCrae. scored their second on a nice play coming off a penalty “We should beat Laurentian, but we can‘t take them too Saturday. Since there is no Quebec representative, thecorner. lightly because they play a very hard style of game.” CIAU organization selects’ the top two fin-ishers of the It must be noted that this is the best field hockey team OWIAA tournament to compete in -the_ national McCrae went on to say; “Against York, the team that that Waterloo has ever seen in a long time. If Athena advantage because York has a championships that are scheduled for New Brunswick, ’ scores first has a distinct goaltender, Penny Smith, has a big weekend and the team sound defence and an excellent goaltender.” November 2nd through to the 5th. plays as a unit, as witnessedagainst Toronto a’nd Western This week’s female Athlete of the Week, Beth Kewley, That! fact. makes Waterloo’s chances that much ‘more was very prominent in the win against/Western. Kewley earlier in the year, then-the CIA,U’s are only a short step realistjc. The othe two clubs that Waterloo has to worry scored twice despite the fact she plays a decisive position. away. Waterloo has become a power in OWIAA field ’ about are Toronto and McGill, however;-those two teams hockey, and astrong showing this weekend would give Kathy Goetz also had a. tremendous game, picking up a will eventually meet each otherbefore the’final game that Waterloo its most impressive season-ever. hat-trick to lead Waterloo _- to their biggest lop-sided will be, played on Sunday,’ October 88th ‘. / at 12 noon. / I I \ ’

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A strong Titan performance was 1 runners, this meet will climax the very turned in as well by.another former UW short and intense I(university seasor varisty player,-Bruce Breckbill, who was .which has seen the growth and expansior exceptionally quick under the boards. as well as-some solid performances fol The Warriors,.while showing a tremen.both the Warrior and Athena teams. Tht dous amount of potential, were not nearly top men’s and women’s teams, plus the tou as sharp on Tuesday night. CalKiel, aman three runners in each race advance to thi who diehard fans-will ‘remember as a UW CI’AU’s to be held insudbury. player from two years ago,‘returned to his At this year’s championships,’ the position as starting point guard, with fairWarriors are being led by Harvey Mitro results. The moves, ball-handling skills, (1st year Kin) and Rob Hardy (3rd year and great defence are still intact, but thePlanning) who, after a fine season, are patented ‘float’ has not yet returned to both looking to place in&e top 15. Kiel’s stride, this being the case partly The core of the team is comprised of Cal from injury and-partly from lack of court Orok (Kin grad),- Tim Rose (1st year time. At the other guard position, all-star Math), and-Mark Houseman (2nd year Peter Savich, now in his 3rd year at UW, Kin), who are aiming for the top 25 in the put on hisusual shooting clinic, especially field,>along with Tom Sawyer (2nd year in the first half. Kin), Andy Krucker .(2A Mech Eng), and The first half actually looked fairly* Dwight Caudwell .(lst year math). This promising for Waterloo. The_ offense had year% team is looking to improve on last plenty of motion, the& was good shot year’s performance. /I .’ selection, and the defence, whilegivingup . I “The team has an outside chance at a some easymhoops, was fair. Standouts on medal,:’ says coach Alan Adamson, “but defence ?were the two freshmen from I realistically we are looking at fourth 01 Cameron Heights, Froese and Balogh. fifth place.” Froese saw lots of court time as the third A large field of 80 runners are expected guard, and showed some excellent hustle. for thepen’s race. This should prove to be Balogh, a highly-touted forward, saw less the finest cross country in the province SC time but had a steal on his very first play far this season. as a Warrior. The women’s race will display conThe Warriors wept into the second half siderable depth, evidence,) of the everleading 40-36, and after, a resounding, increasing :quality of university compettwo-handed slam by returning, 7ft. centre will all field full Randy Norris, the game seemed well in Paul VanOor@hot picked up right where he left off last’ year - putting the ball through 8 ition. Eight, universities teams withfourotherssendingfewerthan \ control. At this point however, the offense 1’ the hoop. Imprin? photo by Sandy Demaree five’ competitors. The Athenas expect to seriously sputtered. ,, Turnovers became score enough points to finish well into the changing the game’s perspective consid: the key factor, with the more experienced some strong offensive plays and is top half of the-rankings, but not as high as erably. Titans taking advantage of Warrior running well, his knee problem of past their best-ever 2nd place of 1981. Western Missed opportunities such as this is a seasons seemingly forgotten. miscues. It was not until the 8:54 mark, shouldeasilywintheirfourthco’nsecutive The force that might have pulled out a good way to sum-up the Warrior’s game on when returning fourth year player Paul OWIAA title, followed by Queen’s and night. 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ky Gareth Edwards The varsity rugby team stretched its unbeaten. streak to sev.en games last Saturday with a lackadaisical performance against the brush-cut crew from Kingston. What should have been a routine win over a technically inferior side was tcansformed into a last ditch effort by the Waterloo team, who found themselves $3 in arrears at the half. No doubt about it though, when the chips were down, sheer class shone through as the Warriors were able to chalk up a victory while putting in a sub-par performance. \ The scene was set in the confines of the .RMC stockade where the fall sun was shining bright. The RMC team, augmented in size, if not ability, by the demise of their football program,,were immediately subjected’ to intense pressure by the Warrior f,orwards. Twenty minutes of assault on the RMCgoal-line bore no fruit, however, despite efforts by Rick Lee and Paul Coburn which ended in their demolishing--the corner flags and failing by. inches to score. The- only reward that Waterloo gained -from their effort was a well-struck field goal :b.y the ‘rapidly improving kicker Andy Stone. ’ At-this point, the wind left the Waterloo sails when an errant pass by an Dave Hunter is” closely followed*by Chris Skelton as they break aw?y from unidentified Warrior was intercepted by \ was Glen Harper who touched-the ball assert their technical super .the RMC. player who raced 80m. t,o score. e some post-game consternat despite a spirited effort by Glen Harper. down. Phil, White remarked, “0~: Visibly shaken, the Warriors were forced As Andy Stone lined up the conversion _attempt from a wide angle the atmosphere enter a mid-game lull is SC to toil against an invigoratedRMC team *was tense, since a success would tie the concern. While happy w‘itf who stretched their lead to O-8 on a field - score. He was equal to the task and now will have to pay some attl goal just before half-time. With theirtails in the air and the wind at . \ there was no’ looking back. for the phase of our game befc their backs, the RMC team came out fast Warriors. More pressure upon the.wilting M!:Master on Wednesday. RMC squad led to a deft interception by positive note, coach Derek and furious in the second half. A few Jim Allen, who alertly fed his supporting paid tribute to the War] outbreaks of unnecessary violence by the players. The advantage was exploited, forwards. “Chris Skelton, RMC team backfiredon them,~however, as and Fraser Jennings were the Warriors stiffened their resolve and and some smart handling allowed Paul able for their contribution t started to assert themselves physical,lky. Coburn to win a footrace to the line for the and defence.” winning try--Again, Stone’was good with Like a giant awakening from a’snooze and the conversion attempt, making him three The Trojans, in contrast., with only 20 mirrutes remaining the for three on the day. ’ ’ . time in devastating their Rh \Waterloo team surged dramatically. SusI A 32-O-victory over the ha, tained Waterloo . pressure led to the further padded the Trojan outweighted Warrior <pack pushing -the The game ended with a 15-12 decisioh tics of 124 points for and or RMC strum across their own line,rwhich for the Warriors following a late fieldgoal Playing “champagne” rugt lead to a try for Waterloo. Deservedly, it by RMC.“The failure of the Warriors to

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/ by don button’ Imprint staff \ It took-four ,almost unbelievable breaks, a revamped offence, and yet another dedicated effort frqmthe W-arrior defence last Saturday for.Waterioo-to-pull off a- lo-30 tie with the visiting University of Western . Ontario -Mustangs. Thetie was.as good as a win for Waterloo, since they have never beaten Western in the 13 times the two teams have played in the last 14 years. And they almost lost this annual encounter as well. ’ The first half was$coreless, and although both teams played reasonably well, bothf’afteredat keytimes to allow the other tea-m to-stop them. Both the rain and the swirling i wind picked up in. intensityall ‘game, and cold temperatures ..added to the ‘bad footing to make ball handling difficult.Sti:ll, Waterloo -managed 175 yards in the first half, and Western was a little better with 179. But it certainly wasn’t a great game - until the second half that isWaterloo got the ballbecaus~Western’wanted . the wind in the -fourth quarter, and were so eager to get going on offence thaf they-came out of the huddle so fast the Mustangs were forced tocall time-out toget organized. It was then that Waterloo got their first big break of the day. An indomplefe pass and a procedure penalty that . wiped-out a nine yard pass to Steve Parkhill had left the 5 Warriors with sedond down and 1.5 yards to go; Chelmecki underthrew-a pass to Rob Kent right into the arms of a ‘Mustang linebacker, who tipped it into the air just long enough for Kent to grab the 30 yard completion. .The Warriors, ended up punting, but the interception would have turned the game completelyaround as Western would have taken over’at the Warrior 40 yard line. As it was, Waterloo’s Tom Lewes got- the,firs.t interception of the second half three plays later, and the Warriors took over on their own 54. Passes to running backs Steve Parkhill and/Dario Pretto gave the Warriors a couple offirst downs, but left them in a third and three situation. Then they got -a, mini-break. Warrior quarterback Stan Chelmecki hit Art Heier hooking underneath, his defender lost his footing, and Heier was in for a touchdown. The ensuing convert gave Waterloo a 7-O lead with 11:20-t-o play in the third quarter. i

But Western wasn’t down. They kept hearing the of the Guelph vs. Laurier’game over the public ad system (previously undefeated Laurier was losing 1 which was a necessity for Mustang play-off hope: would bounce back. This time they bounced back up the sidelines wit _ yard kick-off return on a reverse by Dave Plcmghma _ once again, as they have all season, the Warrior df came through. They held the Mustangs out of the enc for the rest of the third quarter and most of the f, despite the fact that Western spent most of thar u5 -knocking on the proverbial door. The only time it 1 ., like Waterloo would break out was when ar > Chelmecki passbouncedout of a Mustang defender’: into--those of a waiting receiver (this time it was Grace) forathirty yardgain,But the Mustangdefenc Waterloo to a 27 yard field goal to limit the Warrior 1

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game. They got it, but only because of the superb effort by quarterback Steve Samways to scramble and avoid the rush until he could spot Jim Kardash open in the corner. Samways tried only three passes in the game; that was his only completion. Andy Rossit had played until that point in the game. And then disaster struck again for the Warriors. Waterloo took over at their own 22 yard line following the kick-off, and fumbled the snap on the first play from scrimmage. For the less than 100 fans who had just

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But they still had toget the ball out of the endzone, which was complicated somewhat by the fact that this time White dropped the ball. Under the charge of four Mustangs, White calmly picked it up again, and punted it out of the endzone. The return punt was picked-up by a Western player, but a Warrior knocked him out of bounds and the game was over. Thus ended one of the strangest football games the OUAA has ever seen. White was named as the game’s Labatt’s Most Valuable Defensive Player for his punting efforts as well as for his two interceptions and excellent coverage of Western’s leading receiver John Moffatt. It was a fitting way for White to end his career as a Warrior, as was the game for other Warriors who were playing their last game. Quarterback/kicker Stan Chelmecki, wide reciever Art Heier, linebacker/punter Tony Stajcer, wide receiver Gord Grace, wide receiver Gary Garbut, linebacker Mike Soligo, runningback Steve Parkhill, and offensive tackle Shane Gormley all played their last games as Warriors. Parkhill also ended his career with personal satisfaction, being named as the Labatt’s Offensive Star of the Game. For Gormley, however, the day was more of a disappointment. Like Parkhill, he was starting his 35th consecutive game for Waterloo, the most anyoneis eligible for in the OUAA, but a torn ligament put him out of action on the eighth play of the game. Notes: Mike White had the best punting average of the day. Fabi averaged 32 yards on 6 punts, Chelmecki 36 yards on 2 punts, Stajcer 35 yards on i’punts. Both of White’s were against the wind for an average of 40.5 yards . . . Ati Western had to do was score a single on either of their two chances, and they would have been playing Laurier tomorrow in the play-offs instead of McMaster . . . Guelph and Uof Tmeet in the other OUAAplay-off game.. . It’s the first time Western has missed the play-offs in ten years.. . Season wrap-up and individual standings to follow next week when the OUAA and CIAU offices release their figures, but this yearsaw some of the Warriors climb the UW All-Time Football Stats list. Details next Friday.

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The Warriors were simply At one point in the game, the Warriors were down 4-1, picture up in the air..Both Quenneville and Crouse were unfirepared for their,first league game of the season as but fought back to make the score close, however, Bro.ck labelled starters for the Warriors this season, bu,t they were upset by the Brock Badg,,ers, 5-4, in a game filled held on to win. Rick Hard banged in the first W.arrior goal >Benham’s play at least earned him another shot at the job. with.controversy. after being set up,by rookie Steve Chapple. Jay Green, Stu The third period was all Waterloo as they exploded for The lack of exhibition iames could -account for the- ( Hammond’and Steve Croker scored the other Waterloo ,Warriors’ poor start, as,they entered the Brock contest goals. ,Assist3 wevt to Cr_eker, pammond, Kevin‘ five unanswered goals, takingadvantage of poor McMaster goaltending. Green’s line accounted for three of ‘with only two games under their belts. Farachuk, Blair McArthur &nd Chqis White. Steve Cracker, playing the best “The lack of exhibition games really hurt us. Bticause we Putting the Brock game in the black of their minds, the the five Warrior god*. hockey in his three y+ars with the Warriors, picked up his were unsure of the avai,lability of Columbia Icefield, Warriors were able to capture the consolation at the first of the,season. Along with Green’s two goals, scheduling for games became unrealistic,” coach Jack annual Waterloo Invitational Hockey Tournament. ’ first hat-irick Warriors Dave Hulbert, Kent Wagner, Steve Chappel and Birch said. Waterloo met the McGill Redmen in their first encounter Blair McArthtir all had one- apiece to round out the For the W,arriors, it was a night;0 forget as luck was not ‘on Saturday. An unimpressive team performance, and present. Before the game even started, the Warriors were spotty goaltending by Nore Quenneville allowed McGill Waterloo scoring.. The win against M&aster was very important, penalized for a two ‘minute minor for delaying the game. to coast to a 6-2 victory. The Redmen featured allbecause nbt only did it illustrate the offensive capabilities Undeti- a new league rule, teams must only have the Canadian forward George Burnett, and with 12 games of the Warriors, but it also said something about the starting six players 9n the ice before and at the start of played prior to the tournament, they were definitely better “character of the Waterloo club. The Warriors we& able to each period of the game. The Warriors decided to take a prepared and it showed on the ice. put iogether a solid team ef&rt. and beat a topjontender ’ team skate before the Qational anthem and it cost them a Scoring for the Warriors were Rick McKenny and,Stu I L goal. Brock opened the scoring at the 18 secondmarkof the Hammond. Getting assists on McKenny’s goal were such %Sthe,.Marlins. . “They showed against McMaster that they could come first period with the man advaqtage. \Wilson Cowan and Jay Green. Hammond’s goal was asolo from behind, especially in the third period. To come out To make matters ,worsefhe gakne came under protest, effort. and show that we can beat a top team will boost.our club: initiated by Warrior coach Jack Birch, with eight setionds With the win, McGill went on to meet Laurier in the ‘-We also showed that we can put the puck into the net.” left in the third period. Brock took a minor penalty andthefinal. The Golden Hawks defeated McMaster Univer’sity Now with some experience and having the opportunity ensuing face-off was taken outside the Brock blueline, in the opening game ofthe tournament. to play games in the newly constructedColumbiaIcefield, when accprding tb-Brich, it should have takenplaceinside On Sunday, the Warriors met M&aster in the the Brock zone. consolation game and demolished the Marlins g-5. The . the Warriors are lodking forward to hosting RMC October 29th, and Windsor on October 30th. The games both start “It was a garri’e of bad breaks. We out-played Brock but first peiiod featured sloppy play and bad goaltending by we just’couldn’t put the puck in the net. The game is under at 7 p.m., bdh clubs, but the Warriors were able to come back andtie

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Last weekend, the Athena tiolleyball team trav,elled to .‘I$ingston for a two daytournament at Queen’suniversity. The Athenas began strong, defeating thb Western Mustangs 1%3,16-14. The Athenas then dropped the next match to Queen’s (who went on to win the tournament), by scores of 14-16, 8-15. After losing two close matches to Syracuse and the Titan’s, Waterloo placed fourth in the tournament. Although -they had a disappointing’ tournament, it .certainly looks like the -Athenas will have a strong team when regular season begins in two weeks. This week the Athehas meet the Kitchener Roo’s, alocal club team,. here on Tuesday evening at 6:00 p.m. On Wednesday, Waterloo travels to Centennial Public School for an exhibition match against Laurie>for the benefit bfth2 youngster6

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Three women’s soccer teams finished off the Season on Saturday, October 22. On a‘ cold_ and wet Notre Dame defeated Conrad-Grebel 2-0 .with by Ann Marie Charedst and Patty Murphy. Notre Dame then came back two hours laterto defeatsa very CSA ’ * team and fan clubby a score of 2-O. Goals for Notre Dame were scored by Charest and Jennifer Purdy. weather;‘ both goaltenders, Rosie Brady and Anna DaSilva, had excellent performances in net, A special thanks goes to those few people who-took in the many rescues of the soccerballfrom’Columbia Lake, Congratulations to Notre Dame’ and to everyone who participated in the league. , ,

As the 1983-84 Flag Football season draws to a clos and teams advance to the play-offs, the captains of their respective teams are reminded that: * 1. Performance Bonds can be claimed on Friday, Nov. 4th. The Waterloo Tennis Club has recentlyrevised its hours 2. Play-offs start on Saturday, Oct. 29 at 9:00 a.m. resulting in more tennis time for University of Waterloo 3. Check your team standings prior to the playoff students. There are 392 hours available’to the students meeting. The playoffs will consist of 40 teams (five divisions of , with few restrictions. AvailableUniversity times are: * ..e. Sunday: eight teams each). Championship games for divisions A, _, _; Apology! ’ -‘- ‘; . -’ VC ‘* J2:OO. p.m.-4:OO p.m. ‘1’ ’ B, C, D, and E will be played at Seagram Stadium. Good . Monday: * \ luck to those in the playoffs, and thanks to all those who Tuesday: ., Sk00 a.m.-6‘:OO p.m. and; .‘^ ” ’ , II , *. ’ In last week’s Women’s Ringette write-up,’ the 9IOO p.m.-10:OO p.m. ‘.made the season possible. article should have referred to Maureen Corbett as a 9:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. and Wednesday: 9:00 p.m.-lo:00 p.m. “veteran of ringehte”.: Imprint is sorry for the mishap, and would like to Thursday: 11:00 a.m.-5:00 p!m. and 1 . offer our sincerest apologies to Maureen for any 9:00 p.m.-lo:00 p.m. inconvenience or embarrassment this may have 9:00 a.m.-1l:bO a.m., The entry dates for the following tournaments are up Friday: -7 ’ J:OO p.m.-5:00 p.m.,and caused her. .. and coming: I ?:OO p.m.-8:OO p.m. October 3lsf., 4:30 p.m. PAC2040 - _ .* - , Mixed Bowling 1

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In person by Nathan Rudyk Imprint staff j The Spoons are a big band now. They do national tours, open for groups like the Police and Culture’ Club, and have released two albums. Rob Preuss, the 1jSyear old keyboard wonder of the band, talked to Imprint about what it’s like to be in a bigband especially if you’re short; the Spoons newly released album; and why Sandy vorne - the group’s bass player - hasn’t had her bod spread. all over a Spoons album cover. . . yet. , Imprint: What is your new album called? Preuss: Talk Back. It should be released in the next week or so. I: Talk Back versus Arias and Symphonies. The new)title seems I to be part of your new assertive sound. Preuss: Yes, Arias and Symphonies is a very artsie title. I: Are you trying to get away from that? Preuss: No, I don’t think so. We just get bored you know. We were looking for a change. The next album might be artsy again. I: The things I’ve read about your new album say you’re looking for a tougher sound, a more accessible sound . . . maybe less I romantic than your last album. Preuss: Well, it’s still like that but we just wanted to bring out more of the rhythm section, you know? Because that’s what people seem-to be looking for in dance clubs, even just listening - a really good beat. . -’ / Even though our music was danceable, before it was just too smooth. It was produced just like a big wall, well, maybe not a wall, but a painting, a landscape of sound. For this album we wanted each instrument to be more distinct. I: Was this more concise sound the brainchild of Nile Rodgers, your new producer? After all, he’s been responsible for some very tough funk sounds, and the revival of David Bowie with Let’s Dance . . . Preuss: Well, it was his idea and ours, and when he approached us we thought “great. 1” - that he could do it. I: Yes, he approached you. He saw you tour with Culture Club, right? Preuss: Yes.. I: When he saw you what did he do, just come backstage and _ say, “Hi, I’m Nile Rodgers and I’d like to produce your new ’ album?” Preuss:‘ No, we didn’t definitely know he wanted to produce us until early this summer, and we were looking for producers at that time. He called A&M in New York and said, “Hey, these guys are pretty good, I’d like to work with them.” ,And it went from there. I: I guess he went straight from the Bowie album to you. Preuss: No, I think he did Southside Johnny, and something else in between. He’s just working all the time. Right after he finished with us he wentright back into the studio with Daryl Hall and John Oats, and now he’s doing INXS. I: Let’s go back to last summer, and the Police Picnic, OK? ’ Preuss: OK, OK. I: I guess that’s been your biggest audience so far. Preuss: Y&3, it was great! t I: Most .of the Spoons arequite young - the youngest is24 - so you’re quite a young band. Preuss: By the industry standards. I: Yes, by the industry standards. Maybe not if yougo by theage of people playing clubs, *but as a young band, the Police Picnic must have been quite awesome. ’ Preuss: No, no. It was just another step forward. We really didn’t think it was any big deal. You can look back on it through - it was exciting. I: Adjectives that have applied to you are “innocent”and‘new” and “fragile” (gets a laugh from Preuss). Do you feel that way though 5 innocent? 3 Preuss: No. ’ I: You don’t? Preuss: I don’t think we are . . . No, not really. People think we look like that on stage. The last couple of reviews we’ve been getting, they say we look so naive. I: You are Canadian, you know. All Canadians are naive and nice. But are you afraid,at all? You’restill sort of newto this very

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big business. Preuss: .Well, we’re not that new any more. Three years we’ve been at it. I: You have one lead singer, right, Gord Deppe, the guitarist? Preuss: Well, basically. Sandy Horne, our bassist, does lead on a couple of songs. I: Are you all doing back-up vocals? Preuss: No, I’m starting to. Not on the record, but live. I: Do you think the future direction of the band will include more involvement in singing, composing, things like that? . Preuss: Not all the band members like to sing. Derrick Ross, the drummer - he can’t sing anyway. Well, he cansingalittle bit. But it would be nice if we could expand vocally. I: How do you like the term electropop being applied to you? Preuss: Boo. Boo hiss. I: Boo. Yes, because everybody does it. keuss: Well, they’re not going to do it anymore after they hear this new album. I: Really?

Preuss: They might try to, but I don’t think we’ve ever been electro-pop. We’ve just been a pop band with-a drum machine now and again. ‘I: I guess it’s just another sticky rock’n roll nametag that is quickly losing its fashion. Do you want tocategorize the Spoons? Preuss: Not really - just pop. That’s all you can say about anybody really. Nobody goe,s much farther than that in commercial music. I: But do you still see yourselves as artists, or vendors? Preuss: Oh yes. You have to find a fine line between creativity and commercial success. Everybody’s searching for it. 1: But you’re comfortable with the line now. Preuss: I think so. Of course, we’re still searching. We’ll never be completely satisfied. You know, yo.u’re always looking for something better. I: Sandy Horne, I think is a beautiful girl. Why hasn’t the band exploited her sexually with a marketing technique or

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, by Nathan Rudyk Imprint staff The Spoons came and left with a blaze of light, a haze of dry ice; a wall of sound, and a tremendous amount of anticipation from the sold-out crowd at the Waterloo Inn Thursday night. The sound and effects were staged efficiently - nothing can really be criticized -’ but somehow, the anticipation was not met. At any given time Thursday night, only half (if that) of the crowd was dancing. The other half stayed stoically rooted either to the dance floor, on the tops of their chairs - chins on hands, strategically postured, obviously aware, but not moving! .

It was a very strange evening. It reminded me of a high school dance where everybody wants to dance, but they’re afraid they’re not coolenough for the band. People seemed to like what they were hearing. The band opened with Smiling in Winter from Arias and symphonies - their latest album - and got an immediate response - but no happy feet. Then they ran through most of Arias and all of their new album, Talk Back, which has now been released. The band appeared happy tobe on stage, and played well, but didn’t stir the standers, who just stood, and looked, and listened, and stood some more. . _

Maybe it was because at $7.50 a ticket, people felt they might, not be getting their money’s worth if they didn’t concentratehard. Maybe it was because there were too many engineers and not enough kinesiologists. Maybe it was because the warmlup band’s dissonant, dual-saxophone funk sounded like it came from a 1979 British garage.

Maybe aliens landed prior to the pub and dropped pacifying drugs into the beer so they could study the species standing still. Who\ knows? ’ ) Anyway, by the time one o’clock rolled around, with -Arias and Symphonies signalling the puff -of-dry-ice cloud, thedancers were almost fed up with stepping-‘on the’ chin. ’ ,holders; yet, everyone clapped and hooted wildly, just like they would if they enjoyed the Maybe it was .because the Spoons really aren’t that exciting to look at - the keyboard show. Maybe they did. When I asked player and drummer are stuck at their instruGorde Deppe, the chief singer/ guitarist ments, the bassist sings back-up and looks at /composer what he thought of the show, he seemed asconfused as I was. . . all’he said was, her frets a lot, and the lead guitarist/singer has too much work to do to move aroundmuch. ’ “Well, we had a good time.”

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Sophid is-sought after by Tom, but is one of the few women on stage that Tom didn’t have interc;ourse with; instead he discoursed to her, his need for recourse. Calvin’s voice complimented her six singing numbers as she played her role with finesse. The cast also played their buffoonish characters well, and deserved recognition for their dual-character acting throughout the play. A big hand went to Stephen Simms; who was the funny bone of the play. The talented Simms was cast as Blifil, Soldier, Jake, Turnkey and Sedan Servant in his multi-role, characterizations. But with an out-dated composition, it was difficult for the actors to.be effective with the curse of weak material that weaved through the badly: written operetta of Tom Jones, which should have remained a novel only. rc Even though the verbal pleasures were few, except for some of the songs, the scenery and costumes dressed the non-descript Humanities Theatre nicely, but-theatre cannot survive on trimmings alone. . Although the audience act&d, as good lap dogs and laughed oncue at the apnropriate’ :hey wer.e Imore polite’ than In the end it’s discovered that Tom is a true , legitimate heir, and therefore bets the airlSurely, Shaw ‘Festival can dig something else out of the closet instead of the untimely moth-eaten 1907 sexist operetta of TomJones during a 20th century where strides are made in more intellectual endeavours. Tom Jones, the 20th century gyrating, c crotch-grabbing singer would have been more Phoio courtesy-Shaw @stival A scene from Tom Jones. interesting for last Tuesday night’s theatregoers: Even August Cloet, the person next to showing a bulging bust, Sophia, played by Clayton was pleasant in the role, but he hardly had me squirming in my seat. Cn the -Valerie Calvin,, might have triggered the me, admitted that “I nodded off from time to 7 time during the play.” other hand, outfitted in a low’ cut dress I . _ \ ” “-opposite effect on. the audience \ 1‘ __ r* _:’ . \ \

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Perhaps TheCentre in the Square realized the advantage of scheduling a one night show - it cannotbeshut down: When a - musical has to rely on the. titillating effects of naughty obscenities, bawdy body-movements, and elementary staging . techniques, then a one night run is one night too many. J This musical . may have been successful in its original production on the New York stage and in the Universal Productions film, but on the Kitchener stage one might wonder ‘how this former-success came about. The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas tells the story of Miss Mona Strangely’s cat house - its history, its hostesses, its clientele, and its downfall. The conflict arises when, after years of peaceful operation, anevarrgelical television newscaster; Melvin P. Thorpe, demands that Ed Earl Todd, the town sheriff, shut the, whorehouse down. If you think this plot is a tad .weak, then you ‘should have seen*the dance numbers. Although, to be fair, a

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something? Why haven’t you spread her body all over an album / ’ cover? Preuss: Well, she’s too short. I: She’s too short! She won’t fit on an album cover then? Pieuss: I don’t know why. I guess-right from the beginning we never really wanted to do that. We thought it was too obvious a L+ thing to do. I: Do you get any of the record industry bullshit that pressures you to do obvious things? Preuss: Oh yes, we get industry bullshit all the time. I: You do? Give me an example. Preuss: Well, I can’t give you an example. You know, just regular old business problems, but everybody’s got them. It’s no big thing. You can work them out. A&M’s been really good to us. I: Do the Spoons have a philosophy to their musical approach? Preuss: Umm . . . I don’t know. We really don’t think about it toomuch. I: You just go and do what you do. Preuss: Yes, we just go and do it. I: I guess you’re18 now. What’s it like being 18 and in a big band like the Spoons? = Preuss: Well, we’re not actually that big. Sandy’s five foot even, and I’m five foot nine. Derrick’s the only big one - he’s six-two, but he sits down anyway. I: Oh yeah, I remember reading a review that had the word diminutive in it. I never thought of you as a small person. Preuss: Oh, that stupid interview from the Globe and Mail. _ , What did they call me? Diminutive and androgenous? I: That was it. Preuss: I thdught,God, what is this? I guess it sounds good d thought. I: Sure, we only have words to work with. Preuss: I could just see that guy huddled

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saying, “Damn, that’; the best thing I’ve ever written!” I: What do vou d think of reviewers in Qeneral? They’ve treated you pretty well, but they do spawn certain images. w ~ -.Preuss: They’ve always been good to us. I don’t know why. Maybe they think we’re a really wimpy young band or something, and they think they’ve got to be nice to us. But there have never been too many rough reviews. People have always been really objective for the most part. Even if they say thereare weaknesses, they’reusually valid points. _ * ’ I: Maybe it’s because you’re not easily classifiable. Preuss: My feeling is that whenever someone calls the Spoons an electropop band, they’re struggling -to assign one of those sticky labels. I: Do you feel you have to compete with the British bands that people like to classify you with - Flock of Seagulls for example. Preuss: No, not really. We don’t try to be like the European bands because we don’t listen to enough of the really, really new stuff. I think it’s just because we have the same influences as . t those bands. ’ I: Do you try to avoid listening to the new bands? Preuss: Oh no, I like Tears for Fears a lot, for instance. I: Do you think that a lot of bands can play? I think the Spoons have musicianship. I don’t-think some other bands on the market .. right now do. Preuss: It’s hard to tellthese days you know - unless they’re a guitar band. With keyboard players these days you can never tell, because you can just take, a computer and program your band. I: But don’t you think that even behind the technology, there has to be something else ? You can’t just be a computer ’ programmer. There has to be some soul in the music that silicon, can’t give. That’s why I’vebeen disillusioned with much of the current quote, electropop movement. Preuss: You’re right in some ways.’ I don’t know what’s happening, maybe it’ll work itself out.

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IF. /, IW11/u-r. alumnus who found employment at the .’ .“Peo&e were jusb killing themselves. Final19 he ’ Ontario Science Centre and fheyl graduated to looked at the audience and said, ‘Whole tiheat .-1984 Slimmer Research Scholarships, School of Graduate Studies and Research, the comedic life. Wildhanand Green came to and tore the loaf apart. Whole -wheat al! over . 1’ University of Ottawa, Ottawa, Ont. KIN 6N5 Tel: (613) 231,5804 *! ’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..‘.-.....~............l............~.......................... UW for intervi,ews. ‘:. the stage.” >. PROCEDURE: ’ As a group, they ‘combifie four differeni ThestageshowinHumanifiesispartofarun . . , APPLICATIOEJ background&, four different,outlodks and at intended. td prepare- them for their perfotm. Name .. \ least 5 religious faiths: this. shows in . the Mailing Address antes ‘in the Toronto Free Theatre next diversity of their comedb. January:, :But that isn’t all that the -Frantics The Frantics are funny. 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