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Friday,

Nov. ll-

Applications for 1984 WUCS International seminar to Haiti Dominican Republic are now available by contacting Prof. W. D. Wilson, French Dept. ML 329, ext. 2426. Deadline is Nov. 28th. Birth Control Centre: our trained volunteers provide non-judgemental confidential counselling and information on ail methods of birth control, etc. Extensive lending library and referrals to community agencies. CC 206, ext. 2306. MWF: 9:30 - 4:30; TR, lo:30 - 3:30; Tuesday‘Evening, 8:00 - 1O:OO;Sat. 1:00 - 5:O0. PEERS Centre is open 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Mon. Thurs., 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. Friday. A listening, information and referral service. CC 221. Art Exhibition in Concourse Gallery at WLU with WLU Fine Arts instructor Michai Manson on the theme of Bible Stories. Regular university hours. Ends today. Bombshelter open from 12 to 1 a.m. Feds free, others $1 after 9 p.m. UW Ski Club says to come out and say hello. Watch the just released Krazy Kanuk film and grab the latest info about our trips to Quebec City, Jay Peak, Eastern Townships and Whistler, B.C. 9-5, .CC Great Hail. For more information call 8863449. Peace and the Arts Festival-exploring the ways in which the arts speak to peace and conflict. Con. Greb. for more info, 885-0220, or 888-6541. Fryday Pubs-comeoutandhaveafewwithyour fellow artises, 12 noon to 4, ASU Coffee Shop. Cash bar. Salat ‘ul Jumua (Friday prayer) sponsored by the Muslim Students’ Association. CC 110,1:20 p.m. UW Gymnastics

club practice,

4:30 PAC Blue.

Road Trip - to “The Late Show”, Niagara Fails, NY. Two for one drinks ail night. CDN money at par. Ticketsavailable at Sci Sot, ASUcoffeeshop, Dance office. $9. Bus ieavesat 6 p.m. from behind the MC. Korean Students Seminary will be held at 7 p.m. in CC 113. Topics are Fine Art and Architecture. Refreshments. Ail welcome. ASA presents African Food Festival and Variety and Cultural evening with musicans and dancers to celebrate African Week ‘83. All welcome. 6p.m. to 10 p.m., CC Great Hail. UW Chinese Christian Fellowship: Panel Discussion: “Why should I be bothered with God?” For Christians and non-Christians. Panelists are Rev. Redding, Dr. Andrew Wong, Mr. Gord Jensen. For further info call Mike Tang, 884-9782. 7:30, Rm. 201, WLU Seminar Bldg. §ervice of Baptismal Renewal and Eucharist on the 500th anniversary of the Baptism of Martin Luther will take place at 8 p.m. at St. Matthews Lutheran Church, 54 Benton St., Kitchener. Dance performance by Ruah: “Power and Peace”: asking the questions in movement and sound. Adults $5, stu/sen$3.8p.m., Theatre of the Arts. Economicssweatshirtsare onsaie. Wefoundour identity - get yours now. Orders must be placed before Nov. 15. Place order at Economics Society in HH 132. Any coior available. The Mug - enjoy a relaxing evening starting at 8:30 in CC 110. Sponsored by WCF. Fed clicks $2.8 p.m.

- Gandhi. AL 116. Feds, $1, others

Peace and the Arts: Film series p.m., Siegfried Hall, St. Jerome’s.

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UW’s Annual Crafts Fair, “Autumn Arts”wii1 be held on Nov. 23 and 24 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Nov. 25 from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. in the CC. Crafts of artisans from the region will be featured.

Saturday,

Fed Flicks

-see

Nov. 12 -

yesterday.

Peace and the Arts. Children’s show with Con. Greb. drama group and performance by Eric Nagier. $2.00.9:30 a.m., Con. Greb. Gt. Hail, rm. 156.

Poetry readings by D. Wattner-Toewsand Prog. G. E. Siethaug; an address by Timothy Findiey on “Writers: Prisoners of Conscience” and a screening of the film, The Weight. Free admission; donations accepted. 1 p.m. CGC Gt. Hail. Rm. 146. Peace Evening, dialogues on peace issues. Speakers, Skits, Music and Food. All welcome. Sponsored by the Community for Human Development. 8 p.m. CC 110. No-Name Pub featuring: Green Sneeke’rs. Cost: $4.99 and $3.99 with membership. Sponsored by the Ukrainian students’ club and UYAC; tickets are available through the club and at the door. 8 p.m., Ukrainian Catholic Centre, 15 Michael St. Theatresports: Calgary Challenge, 8 p.m., HH 180. Feds $1.00, others $2.00. Last week’s door prize of two tickets to ‘Godspell’ won by Gary Shantz of Ingersoi. Peace and the Arts Festival Coffee House. The drama Baiiista will be performed by students from the United Mennonite Educational Institute in Learnington. $2. 8:30 p.m., Con. Greb. Gt. Hail. Rm. 156. 1

- Sunday,

Reformed Ecumenical Campus Worship vice, lo:30 a.m. HH 280. All welcome.

- Tuesday,

For the start of Math Week, MATHSOC is holding a euchre tournament and a monopoly tournament. Ail Math students and faculty are urged to attend. 8:00 p.m., Math Lounge. Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic - sponsored by Engineering Society. Village I, 2:00 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. Health* Wise assessment; are available through Campus Health Promotion. Includes a complete fitness evaluation and personal profile. Recommendations for change are discussed with the fitness consulant. Stu/$lS, Staff, Faculty, $25. Phone 884-9620 for a one hour Heaith*Wise appointment. Chess Club meets in CC 113 from midnight.

Ser-

7 p.m. to

Catechism for the Curious, a discussion of Christian Doctrine - ail welcome. Chaplain Morbey. CGC Private Dining Room, 8 to 9. Gym Club practice,

4:30 p.m. Blue PAC.

Bagel Brunch, 11:30 to 1:3OCC 110.

Cruise Testing Forum - should Canada test the Cruise Missile? Paneldiscussion. EL 1501,7-10 p.m. Mayling Stubbs of the KW Status of Women is leading a WPIRG Brown Bag seminar. The focus of the event is discrimination in the workplace against women. Al! encouraged to attend. 12:30, cc 135.

Wednesday,

Nov. 16 -

Praise and Worship service at the Maranatha Christian Centre. Guest speaker Ken Greene. For more info or if you need a ride call 884-2850. 11 a.m., 29 Young St. W.

Marylin Cole - gorilla keeper at Toronto Zoo, will speak about the gorillas at the zoo with accompanying slide show and videotape of recent births of baby gorillas. Coffee & donuts. 4:30 - 6 p.m. AL 217.

Service of Holy Communion at 11 a.m. in Keffer Chapel at WLU. Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus Ministry.,

Mathsoc is holding Pink Day. Get a free cup of coffee from the C&D with every purchase -- if you’re wearing pink!

Lutheran Student Movement celebrates Martin Luther’s 500th birthday with a party. 6:00 p.m. at the Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert St.

Peers, Bombshelter

UW Gymnastics

Students for Life: UW Pro-Life organization meets every Wednesday at 5:30 in CC 221. Ail are welcome.

CGC Informal CGC 7 p.m. Fed Flicks

practice at 7 p.m. PAC Blue. Service

with coffee afterwards.

Nov. 14 -

Bible Study at 9:30 p.m. at the Lutheran Student House, 177 Albert St. Ail welcome. Bombshelter,

Peers - see last Friday.

Students of Objectivism: “The ethics of Education” - a taped lecture by Ayn Rand in which she discusses the importance of moral values in an individuai’s life and how the educational system blocks their recognition and achievement. 7 p.m., CC 135. Ali welcome. Theatresports workshop for al! interested in improvised acting, or advancing in Theatresports Games. 7 p.m. at CC, ask Turnkeys for room number. $1.00 donation accepted for director’s expenses. St.-Jerome’s Performing Arts Series, 8 p.m., Siegfried Hail - The Colorado String Quartet. $4 and Students $2. The New German Cinema, a movie series presented by the Dept. of Germanic and Slavic Languages: “Woyzeck”. 2:30 p.m. in ESl, 355and 7 p.m. in ML 354. Women’s Centre is havinga meeting in CC 149at 5 p.m. It is never too late to join. Bring yourdinner. Ail women are welcome. Computers In Education Brown Bag Seminars: Linking heritage agenices, museums and historic sites by computer. Prof. Elliott Avedon, Recreation. An explanation of the whys and hows of linking together these related agencies. Needles Hail, rm. 3001,12 - 1 p.m.

22nd

- see last Friday.

- see yesterday.

Mathsoc Tricycle race, Egg Drop, Hopscotch, and Tug ‘o War -- check with Mathsoc for times and details.

- See Friday.

Monday,

Health*Wise

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Friday, November

Nov. 15 -

Noon Hour Series with Peter Vinograde, piano. CGC 12:30 - 1:30 p.m. in the Chapel.

WJSA-Hillel

Laurel Creek Conservation - The Way it Was - (11 a.m. and 2 p.m.). Displays and hikes will focus on the changes that have taken place in the last 50 years.

Dining and Dancing Daily Shooter Specials for Tuesday, Nov. “Frat Party”

Nov. 13 -

Tom Nenfeld will speak and a new composition by Leonard Enns entitled Prayer for Peace will be performed by the CGC Chapel Choir at a special chapel service to conclude the Peace and the Arts Festival. 10 a.m. CGC Chapel.

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Thursday,

Health*Wise Bombshelter,

Nov. 17 -

- see Tues. Peers - see last Friday.

MathSoc mathweek continues with a paper airpiane contest. Come out and join the fun! 4:30 p.m., 3rd floor lounge. The Political Science IJnion, WPIRG, and the Education Commission, Federation of Students, presents a forum featuring the film: Acid Rain: Requiem or Recovery. This will be followed by a three-panelist question and answer period; panelists include a public relations liaison from Ontario Hydro, environmental researcher Phil Weller, and a Liberal party environmental research advisor from Queen’s Park, Gary Gallon. Forum starts at 3:30 p.m., Biology I room 271. Coffee and donuts will be served. Mathsoc All night movies - stop in if you can’t get a computer terminal to work on! Minimal charge - Great movies!. Co-Ed Volleyball, no cost, for more info call 8868131. 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., Seagram Stadium. Effective interviewing skills seminar, 11:30 12:30, ask receptionist at Needles Hall for room number. Baukje Miedema and Ajit Thakker will give a talk on “Impressions of Russia”. Slides of recent trip to the USSR. Ail welcome. 11:30 - 12:30, Conrad Grebei Blue Room. People vs. Power: Mel Swart (MPP, WeliandThoroid) will speak on the Ontario Hydro corridor being planned through SW Ontario. NDP (UW), 2:30 p.m. ML 249. Sailing Club fail general meeting at 5 p.m., CC 113. Plan next summer’s activities. Free coffee, donuts and films. Fass ‘84. Yes, there’s still time to contribute your zany ideas to the script for the 1984 show. Ail welcome, bring a pencil. 7:30 p.m. ML 104. Baha’i Club invites ail to attend a presentation about the Baha’i Faith. 7:30 p.m. CC 113. Regular Gays of WLU coffeehouse, rm. 4-301 Central Teaching Bidg, WLU, 8 to 11p.m. Why not join them? Nov. 24 coffeehouse is cancelled. Economics Society presents “Strange Brew” party. Free Beer (liquor also). Foriocationcontact Economics Society, Hagey Hail 123. Watch that marginal propensity to consume!

Friday,

Nov. 18 -

KW Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic, 2:00 - 8:30 p.m., First United Church, King and William St., Waterloo. 325 donors needed!

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Holy Communionceiebrationaroundaitarof the Keffer Chapel, WLU at 10p.m. Fellowship follows at the home of Chaplain Paul Bosch, 157Aibert St.

Outer’s Club having a potluck supper to re-hash old trips and discuss new ones. Contact Jamie or Lyle at 884-1895 for details. Films to be shown. 7 p.m., 110 Columbia St. W. near Albert.

Christianity and Marxism, Christian Perspective Series, Drs. Morbey. 4:30, HH 334. Creative Writing Collective Festival Lounge, SCH.

meets at 5 p.m.,

Contemporary Issues Bible Study and discussion. Maranath? Christian Students Assoc. 3:30 p.m., CC 138 B. Equestrian Club movies night: 7:30 p.m., CC 138 B. Ail welcome. Refreshments. Weight Room reserved for membersonly. 7:15. PAC.

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Huron Campus Ministry Fellowship: common meal, Bible study. Ail welcome, 6 p.m., St. Paul’s Chapel. New Wave Made in Germany, by the Dept. of Germanic and Slavic Languages. Presentation and the analysis of new German rock by such bands as Kraftwerk and Trio. ML 104,6:30 p.m. Gym Club practice, 7 p.m., PAC Blue. UW Science MC 3036.

Fiction

Club meets at 7:30 p.m.

Cinema Gratis presents Cat People, 9:30 p.m., CC Great Hail.

Interviwing

Skills -

see yesterday.

Mathsoc Awards/Casino Night: Try your luck - you might win! Awards wiii be given to winners of events held during the week. The ‘best prof’ award will also be awarded. Get your vote in. Open house at home of Lutheran Chaplain Paul Bosch at 7:30 p.m., 157 Albert St. Academic Seminar: Technology as Servant? Speaker: Bob Hudspith (McMaster); Respondent: Professor George Souiis (UW). 7:30 p.m., HH 334. St. Jerome’s Performing Arts Series, Siegfried Hail. Acquire The Wrath of God, Werner Herzog. (German with English subtitles). 8 p.m. Fed Flicks - The Hunger with Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie. 8 p.m., AL 116. Feds $1, others $2. Ken Epps from Global Community Centre will speak on “Unemployment - A Global Problem”. Slide presentation & Open Discussion will accompany this talk. Ail are welcome. CC 135, 1:30 p.m. Anthropology Pub Crawl - This study of country pubs is ready to go; get tickets ($4.50) from the Anthro lounge (PAS 2007) or call Paul (578-1769), Rob (884-8352). Starts 7:30 p.m., SCH.

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Math course changes blocked 1 by students by Terry Xoth Imprint staff A motion to change programme requirements for currently enrolled general Mathematics students was halted last Monday at Senate Executive. Federation president Tom Allison and Steve Sutherland, Chairman of the Board of Academic Affairs, successfully stopped the motion with the support of Prof. L. W. Richards, Environmental Studies, by a narrow 3-2 margin. The motion will now return to Senate Undergraduate Council November 14 for reapproval. Had the motion been passed at the Senate Executive level, it would have gone on to Senate for final approval. The motion passed four executive levels without student participation, said Kelly Masterson, vice-president of the Math Society. This was caused by a series of errors, including representatives not being appointed early in the year and the Senate Mathematics representative being off campus on work term, he said. The motion involved the merger of two third year Computer Science courses, CS370 and CS37 I into one course, CS 337, and

tries to get organied by Steve Motluk The University of Waterloo may get a new commission to deal with women’s issues on campus. “The commission’s main job will be to raise the consciousness of people to women’s issues,” explained Gayle Laws, the education commissioner of the Federation of Students. Laws said that “women’s issues are people’s issues and invariably men are affected by them.” 14n example, says Laws, is rape. “ The myths of rape are still held among most men.” Men are affected deeply by a situation such as this, says Laws, as the woman involved may be the man’s sister, wife or girlfriend. “Although a women’s centre exists,” says Laws, “the women’s commission will have a higher profile.” She said the women’s commission is not meant to take the place of the women’s centre but to complement it. Women’s commissions, such as the one envisioned for UW, exist at other institutions, notably the University of Toronto and Carleton University. Laws said she has written several letters to find out what the commissionsdo and their relationship to theeducation .commissions and women9s centres. She also said that she has received no replies as of yet. Laws said that the job of women’s commissioner is open to any person, male or female, who is perceived as being best able to.fill the position. Tom Allison, President of the Federation of Stydents, hopes to combine the education commission with the external commission to form something resembling BEER (Board of Education and Entertainment) which has existed in the past. However, all of the talk about a women’s commission still seems to be in the earliest stages of planning. Laws explained that the job description for the women’s commissioner has not even been drafted yet. She did say, however, that a rough draft proposal prepared by the committee studying the mandate should be ready for the General Assembly meeting on November 30th. Tom Allison expressed some doubt as to whether the committee would have its proposal ready for November. If the proposal is not ready then, he said, it will be considered at the .4nnual General meeting in March of 1984.

the change of course requirements for B. Math general students entering third year in September 1984. Students first discovered problems when they preregistered for Spring term 1984. Because the two Computer-Science courses involved in the change aren’t being offered next spring, many general Math students currently in third year cannot complete current programme requirements. This willrequire students to make up the missing third year requirements during fourth year, forcing them to limit the number and type of fourth year Computer Science courses they take. When asked to comment, Prof. P .C. Brillinger, the Math faculty representative on Senate Executive, said he was “not willing to discuss (the matter) publicly until later in the week.” A student at the Math Society who wished to remain anonymous commented that “Brillinger doesn’t like publicity about the changes.” The Math Society has been involved in working on the problem since they became aware of it in early October. The Society has a meeting planned.for Math students with questions or concerns about the policy changes. The meeting will take place Tuesday, November 15 at 3:30 in MC 2065.

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x receipts by Ron McGregor Imprint staff As yet, no UW students have claimed the $10 tax deduction receipt available to them from the Watfund office. A university spokesman attributes the poor response so far to the “minimal fee” involved, but the ballot asking students to approve the increase in non-refundable fees to finance the new arena made no mention of the fact that the fee increase would be tax deductible. Tax deduction receipts for incidental fees have been available since September 1982 when UW students began paying an additional $5 per term to finance the construction of the Columbia Icefield. That non-refundable incidental fee was increased by $5 when the arena opened this term, bringing the total non-refundable athletic fee per term to $20. The $10 is tax.deductible because the fee increase used to finance the arena was done through Watfund, UW’s fund for donations to the university. The value of the student tax deduction receipt will increase again by $7.50 next year when Fed Hall, the new campus pub, is completed. Bruce Gellatly, Vice President of Financial,Operations for the University, says that student contributions to thefinancingof the arena and Fed Hall were included in incidental fees because of the provincial government’s restrictions on annual increases in tuition fees. “The tuition fees we can charge are ruled by a standard formula set by the province,” Gellatly said. When asked how many students had bothered to collect their tax receipts, Gellatly declined comment. He said receipts for the

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by Jim Kafieh “I really do think the world is in more peril than any time in its history,” said William Epstein., a leading activist and authority on disarmament, whileaddressinganaudience oftwo hundred as part of last week’s United Nations disarmament week. Epstein stressed the importance of lobbying our political representatives to make nuclear weapons a greater concern of theirs. Epstein, who has served the cause of disarmament for the United Nations and the Canadian government for over 30 years, believes that “both the Soviet Union and the United States are playing American-Russian roulette. The nuclear powers, in my want todisarmjudgingfrom opinion,” said Epstein, “reallydon’t the proposals they make. They insist on making proposals they know the other side will not or can not accept. Neither one is really serious or interested in disarming, or arms control, or arms limitation. They are all going through gestures and Only small powers and the people want manoeuvering. disarmament.” In spite of 13 Soviet-American nuclear treaties and nine other international nuclear treaties, according to Epstein, the future looks bleak. He pointed out that in 1969, during the strategic arms limitation talks, the Soviet Union had 1,200 nuclear warheads while the United States had possessed a total of 1,700. Today the figures stand at 8,000 and 10,000 respectively. According to Epstein, at present the world spends $750 billion a year on defence. In other words $85 million per hour of each and every hour of every day of the year. Epstein said defence spending was ruining the world economy and that as long as it continues a new economic order is not possible.

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arena fee were not being issued routinely, but were available to individual students who inquired about them. The university prepares a tuition tax receipt for all students at U W. Maryann Gavin of the Watfund office says that no students have yet asked for the arena fee receipt. “We did anticipate some response (request for receipts) but not a great response.” “Gavin also said that Watfund has no computer system in place to deal with the issuing of student tax receipts. The computer system in use in the Watfund office, she said, is designed only to deal with issuing requests for Watfund contributions by alumni, faculty and staff. “The system isn’t capable of handling student requests,” said Gavin, who added that putting students on the present system would require “a complete redesign.” She said that, in her opinion, the lack of requests for tax deduction receipts by students is due to “the minimal fee involved.” But Federation of Students president Tom Allison says he thinks students on campus are unaware that the receipts are available. The ballot asking students to approve the increase in incidental fees for the arena failed to mention that the fee would be tax deductible. That information was also missing from the ballot asking students to approve the building of Fed Hall and the increase in non-refundable fees that would finance the new pub. Allison said that he didn’t realize that there was a lack of student awareness on the incidental fees situation until after the - ballots for the Fed Hall referendum were printed.

armament In the 1950’s, according to Epstein, there was said to be a “bomber gap” and later President Kennedy discovered a“missile gap”. After this there was the -“civil defense gap” and “antiballistic missile” gap. Most recently, Epstein said, “President Reagan has introduced the concept of the‘window of vulnerability’ “, but that all these scares of Soviet superiority were unfounded. Epstein said that although in certain areas the U.S:S.R. is ahead of the U.S.A., overall, “at present the Soviet Union is five to seven years behind in technology”and capability. The problem, believes Epstein, is the psychology of the arms race. “If you are ahead you can’t afford to let the other catch up. You must not stop or cut back. If you are behind you can’t let the other guy stay ahead so it just goes on and on,“and it has caused a “mad race to oblivion”. However, Epstein maintains that“the Enemy frankly is not the United States. The Enemy is not the Soviet Union. The Enemy is the nuclear weapon.” Certain weapons systems, according to Epstein, cause more trouble than they are worth. He said that Kissinger indicated regret over the decision to deploy the M.I.R.V. (multiple warhead missiles) system because once the Russians achieved the same capability, America was less secure than ever. Epstein held that “we are going to regret the decision to deploy the cruise missiles for exactly the same reason. The Russians have tested them and they will have them. Pretty soon anybody who’s got a good aircraft industry will have cruise missles.” William Epstein’s disarmament week address was sponsored by Peace and Conflict Studies and Science for Peace from the University of Waterloo, and the KitchenerWaterloo Peace Network.

As they did in 1970 when this photo was taken, Math Sot will again be offering a discount of 20 cents for each inch a skirt is above the knee at the 1983 Thigh Z!Zi$r Wine & Cheese tomorrow in South Campus Hall. Photo courtesv of UW Archives

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by’Rob Dobruqki , Imprint staff “People do need a positive kind of appipacy’ tb the issue of nuclear disarmament, according to &Chard Johnston, NDP MPP for Scarborough West, and a ‘sponsor of a Pkivate Member’s bill before the Ontario Legislature to declare Ontario a nuclear weapons free zone. Speaking at the University of Waterloo on November 7th to an overflow crowd of 175 people, Johnston was appearing as part of his province-wide campaign to promote the issues involved in Resolution Number Oae, his Private Member’s bill. He stated

chances of a nuclear: exchange. He stated that the Pershing II missiles, which are to be deployed in West Germany, take only six to seven minutes to reach targets in the Soviet Union after launch, and can be launched on the authority of military field commanders.

that over ‘22,000 signatures have already, been collected on petitions &support of Resolution Number One, most of which he claimed came individually qailed to his office. Johnston admitted that the campaign which arose in support of his resolution was not anticipated when hefirst wrote it; he said that his inspiration for the billcame only after haviqgargued with a Progressive Conservative backbencher who virulently disagreed with Johnston’s views ,on nuclear disarmament. Resolution Number One is scheduled to be discussed by the Ontario Legislature on FoveFber 24th. Johnston maintained tht the technological sophistication of the present generation of nuclear weapons is increasing the

“If there’s a lesson to be learned from the KALP07 tragedy,” he observed, “think that that can launch, not the nqxt war, but extermination.” He also said that “civ!l defense” was not a feasible option, due to the lack of time to warn of an imminent attack. He continued that, even if the U.S.A. were given the week’sadvancenqtice that it considers necessary, the movement of people from the cities would encourage the U.S.S.R. to launch a pre-emptive strike, or at least redirect some of their missiles to the areas of evacuation. He claimed that an emerging problem was that of “crossover” in which the,technology of nuclear and conventional weappns are being interchanged; he referred to the British development of conventional warheads for use in the Cruise missile and the Americans developing an ordinary field gun that can shoot ‘nuclear weapons. He claimed that this crossover of weapons made -detection systems,unreliable. “Someone will call up Yuri (Andropov, the Soviet leader) and say, ‘We’re sending a Cruise missle over at you, but don’t worry: it’s only a conventional warhead,’ ” said Johnston. He. statedjthat he was disturbed by the “madness among our ‘political leaders ,- on our side and on the Russian’s sideas well.” Yet, he claimed a major problem in Canada is general apathy on this issue. He claimed that most Canadians find it hard to march for any issue, hard even to write td a Member 6f Parliament. “Our leaders will be changed only if ordinary citizens change them,” he said. Johnston made reference to some who were trying to raise awareness\ of the issue of nuclear extermination. A recent convention of Ontario pharmacists deqided, after a day of discussion, that those pharmacists who survived a nuclear exchange would have the responsibility of prescribing overdoses to anyone they found. He said that his Nuclear Weapons Free Zone petition has helped to raise awareness and has given peace activists a positive line of action. Stating that South America and Antarctica are examples of existing nuclear weapons free zones, he claimed that there have been moves from many areas along siinilar lines. Noting that Remembrance Day wasn’t far away, Johnston said, “Then one hundred and ten thousand Canadiansdied in the Secoid World War; one (nuclear) bomb would kill at least one -million people in Toronto. I

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An environmental toxicologist at the University of Waterloo is developing faster, more cost-effective methods to measure toxicity in fresh-water fish populations. Prof. George Dixon has long been concerned about the time and expense involved in identifying man-made chemical toxicants - often by-products ’ of petroleum or other industrial processes - in our lakes and rivers. Dixon estimates there are ,approximately 40,000 toxic chemicals present in the North American environment in significant quantities (five tonnes or more). He further estimates there are 2,000 more potentially harmful chemicals released each year, each of which should be fully screened by toxicologists so their approximate effects on the environment can be determined. “If we could merely single out the most harmful chemicals quickly, it would be a help,“says Dixon. “Then we could do more detailed testing where we note a potential problem.” “Proper testing of just one chemical takes three years,” said Dixon, “and these tests can cost from $1 to $2 million.” With a limited number of toxicology research units in North America, scientists must have faster screening methods so they can quickly identify chemicals that should be tested thoroughly before being released into the environment. “Improved methods are needed because they are the most crucial, time consuming part of identifying toxic chemicals,” emphasized Dixon. “Better screening methods would allow toxicologists to quickly identify those chemicals that should be tested rigorously.” Dixon is developing unique methods for screening toxic chemicals in riversand lakes into-operation with the Ministry of the Environment’s Department of Fisheries and Oceans. One method, called QSAR (Quantitative Structure Activity Relationships), numerically relates a chemical’s structure with the degree of reaction in fish exposed to it. Dr. Dixon is using QSAR to identify toxicants based on two types of chemicals - benzenes and phenols. These chemicals are widely used industrially and are commonly found in contaminated fish tissue in both fresh and salt water.

Benzene ana phenol based compounds have identifiable chemical structures, so Dixon can compare the degree of toiicity in fish to a given structure with a computer program prepared for this purpose. Once a correlation is established between a compound’s structure and its toxicity, the measure can be entered intoadatabaseandquicklyaccessedforfuturereference. Then, when a new chemical compound needs to be screened its chemical structure can be checked against the database. A matching structure would be spotted by the computer and the approximate toxicity of the compound would be estimated. To note the effects of benzene and phenol based toxicants in aquatic life, Prof. Dixon has developed a number of experimental innovations that improve classical fisheries techniques. “The typical way to do this,” says Dixon, is to introduce the toxic substance into the fish tank, and maintain a lethal concentration (L.C.). To do this you need constant monitoring and expensive pumps, gauges and so on. “What we are doing is administering a toxic dose directly into the fish with a hypodermic needle, thus eliminating much of the expensive monitoring apparatus.” There are other advantages; direct injection into the fish means chemicals that do not easily dissolve in water can be screen&d. You cannot screen non-soluble chemicals using traditional L.C. methods,” remarks Dixon. After the toxic dose has been adr&nistered Dixon examines the fish’s blood for an enzyme called Sorbital Dehydrogenase (SDH) which is released by the liver in response to toxic contaminants. The enzyme is released into the bloodstream as the liver cells are broken down. “Therefore,” he says, “the more liver damage, the more SDH enzyme in the blood. We use this measurement as the ‘degree of reaction” in the QSAR equation, and come up with the numerical relationship between chemical structure and toxic reaction to the chemical in fish.” Dixon asserts with his experimental innovations, many more toxic chemicals can be screened., “We can identify toxic chemicals _ _ __much mo’e quickly than we could using ordinary methods.”

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The lady behind the food counter jrells, “three right. It seems an irony of sorts that students are , on campus tofeed their intellect, and yet they are orders of fries and two cheeseburgers,” as she expected$o feed their bodies with barbage. fills two gigantic containers of,_coke and sprite. The greas.y, tired-looking fries and something And even the vending machines are filled with candy, potato chips, cookies, and pop.. Is there n& resembling a cheeseburger are placed on the tray’ ’ iif a student who probably& not going to consider way to get healtti fo.ods on campus for those of us ’ thathi%or her nourishment for the day is nonwho are interested in whatgoes into’our bodies \ ‘as well as,our mihds? existent, One chef must reign ovef all of UW’s cafeterias, ,-After my rioon class in South Campus Hall, my for the food is re$icated everywhere, French-fries hunger pangs lead me to the cafeteria that \services tho&&nds of studentq;a day. I survey.the and hamburgers will fill a void, but what about , : food, for-thechoices are plenty. One can enjoy the nutritional , value, and caloric intake? ‘met-boiled vegetables, the gravied french fries, A boycott seems in order for those &ho feel the or asetecti& of leathery-textured meat& If on> is way 1 do about UW’s cafeterias. My refusal to feed big on bread then the sub sandwich,zomprised of- . the vending machines and to purchase cafeteria nine-tenths bread is the suggestion of the day. ’ food is my statement to the persons responsib\le ‘There is alwaysthe salad bar decorated with a 1 ’ I@ food services.. Until they stop only offering an variety of musty goods. The miniscule ainount of overabundance of starches, sweets and recycled tuna that is placedin the macaroni-Salad is either 1 _ foods, my boycott will continre. old qr t&e strongest tuna I have ever eaten; it Everyone should havqa choice of what satisfies ’ permeates not .,only the macaroni and celery, but their appetite, but at UW the’re only seems to b6 . alsodrowns the flavqur of the.oiGons. That’s one choice. . . JUNK! , i stropg ! Deb&ah Austin \ The stuffed eggs,are edible (barely), and 1 everything else tastes as if it were soaked in -Ai~,iqd Hbc Advisory Cdmmittee on Food Services has been Sweet and sour pickle j&e. formed and is looking for student input on how to improve the ’ quality of campus food outlets. Students with’ comments or * sugg?stions Can contact Dean Nadon in the Om’btidsman’s office If it sounds/as if I $hor.the Cafeteria food or Rob MacLaren in t&e Federatio’n of Students office. served on UW’s campus, then you’re reading’me ,

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On the the-highway heading home, eastward to stars and sea, perhaps a Schooner beer or two; Rob Dobrucki dipped his finger in the Big Dipper, I Mark Lussier drained some’ extra power f?om his huge Harley and disappeared over the Atlantic to England, and Dan Tremblay drew jack pines and applqusefrom admiring critics. Alison Butlin contemplated the sky ballet of a gull while John McMullenjumped a frieght train and sang some lonesome blues sorta like s6me landlocked sailor. Jim Kafieh, /gulping rum and playing the oud, attracted the attention-of American tourists invading Nova Scotia.Steve Motluk danced on top of alighthouse, Terry Voth danced inside a lighthouse, and Michael Brooks danced around thelighthouse. SanjayGoel wentfishinginthkBigPondandcaught Fraser Simpson in the middle of the world’s longqstword. Deborah Austin walked with dignity and grace along a beach where sand glittered wiih the tide. Ron McGregor fell in with arowdy bunch of reporters, started to writ6 like Kerouac, and married the love of hislife (ulhohad toucfi of the Gaelic). Sylvia H nigan went out on the ocean in herdorytosupport th6fishersof Yarmout3 . Heath&-Martin sketched trawlers and gulls and won a Nobel prize. Bill Humphreys knew he’d rather be sailirig so he bought the BluenoseII and took thti Warriors to sea. John W. Bastfound peace with a kilted lassie and took up trout angingling in Cape Breton. Leanne Burklmlder watched the moon come-up unclassified and classy. Gareth Edwards joined the Maritime Baptist ConvetiiotiQnd’ organized a choir of Rugby Players for Christ. Kathleen Kelly laughed up a storm that sank several dreamboats. Jackie Waller played the bagpipes and wrote stunning essays an fhe late, great, Alden Now&i. And don button, our ’ ‘fearless hero, drank sd much screech, he got his sea-legs in no time. And , me? Well, I stayed in Ontario, Maritime dred;nin’. g.e.c. . j

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Have you been the victim of sexual assault or harassment, of any time, on this campus? We are presently doing research on this topic and need first hand information. Please respond to P.O. Box 1593, Station C, Kitchener, N2G 4R2, stating date, exact location and a brief accounting of the incident. All replies will be handled in strict confidence.

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Chinese speaking person with Hong Kong connections to assist in sourcing funds for investment KW area. Call Jim 886-6441.

One roommate needed to share spacious townehouse from Jan/84 to April / 84. Call Randall at 885-3615.

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Live in luxury for the summer (May-Aug). 3 people needed to share large 4 bedroom house in Beechwood. 2.5 baths, 5 appliances, pool and tennis courts available. 5 min. bike ride from UW. Only $160/ mo. plus Hydro. Call Laura or Sue, 884-7 152.

To Sublet, Jan.-April or or Jan.Aug: spacious 2 bedroom apt. in new building. Fully carpeted, close to downtown, 10 min. walk to campus. Suitable for three people. Rent negotiable. 7461818.

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Hitachi tape deck. Still under warranty. Dolby B. Metal tape capability. Must sell. $170 negotiable. Call 884-6597 after 6 p.m. For Sale: Vantage acoustic guitar, rarely used, 1.5 years old. Call anytime, Chris. 885-1958. Computer, Apple II Plus compatible, 48K memory. U/L case, numeric K/pad. $499. Also monitor, printer, disk drive, diskettes, etc. Call Ed 742-2904.

TYPm! Letter quality word processing for the same price as typing. Fast efficient service. Call Diane 5761284. No charge delivery arranged. Fast efficient service, right beside campus. Self-correcting typewriter, 75~ per page. $3 minimum for resumes. Call Ann at 884-042 1. Typing plus. Efficient, reliable service near Westmount Plaza. Theses, reports, papers, letters, resumes, mailing lists, etc. 7Oc/ priced page. Very reasonably revisions. User friendly service.

743-2269. Typing - 14 years’ experience typing university reports, theses, etc. Engineering and technical papers a specialty. Call Nancy anytime at 576-790 1. Typing 80c/page IBM Selectric, carbon ribbon, grammar/ spelling corrections, paper provided, symbol/ italics available; work term reports, theses, essays. 579-55 13 evenings. Downtown Kitchener location. Typing: essays, publications, etc. Theses, group projects, engineering/ technical/accounting papers welcome. Reasonable rates, discounts for large papers. Phone Joan, 884-3937 morning or evening. Fast, efficient service, right beside

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Roommate wanted (male or female) to share house in Ottawa with three others (Jan.-April 84). House located at Knoxdale and Woodroffe in Nepean. Must be able to provide some furniture. Nonsmoker a must. Call Rose Anne (884-7237) or Steve (8887876) anytime. Two roommates needed to share three-bedroom fully furnished townhouse for winter ‘84. 80 Churchill, Waterloo. 20 minutes walk. 5 min. bike ride from Math. Nonsmokers. Chris/ Greg, 8851998. One or two rooms available in one of the nicer Sunnydale abodes; Jan.-April. Need bedroom furnishings only. $101 per month if four, $135/ month if three of us, plus utilities. Call 884-4928.

Housing Wanted Student looking for Ottawa accommodations winter 1984. Prefer downtown or Eastend. Willing to share apartment, etc. Jim; 745-9932. Townhouse at 256 Phillip Complex or Apt. close to UW to sublet for Jan.-April 1984. Contact: Joyce Miller (416) 5953750, leave message.

Services Shiatsu (Japanese finger pressure massage). For headaches, tension, backaches, stomach/ intestinal problems, menstrual cramps. Student rates, Call C. Peck at 884-

6607. Economics tutoring by recent grad. Call Bill at 746-1041 after

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Last chance! Ski Vermont Dec. 27 to Jan. 1. 5 days skiing, 5 nights accommodation, bus from, return to UW campus. Maximum 45 people, only a few places left.

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Navy blue ladies lightweight Waterloo Jacket - Nov. 7 in Math and Computer bldg. 1st floor or EMS library. Ph. 886-

5238. One pair fur-lined suede mitts, lost in Arts Coffee Shop. Sentimental value. Reward offered. Call Beth,

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To the person(s) who inadvertently (I hope) mistook my faded denim jean jacket for their own at the Hallowe’en Bombshelter Pub. I would love to get it back. Come on, you don’t need it. Please put it in the CC turnkey desk lost and found sometime this week. Thank you.

Personal S.J.C. Sale of U.K. flags, price negotiable, but prompt payment required. All sales final. Big JimT. Big Guy - “There is no harm in wanting to accomplish, the harm is in having to accomplish.” Laurent. Doug: I think you’re great! So was Saturday! Love from the. “Schemer”. The OSSM2 Committee would like to thank the winners of the “Shoot the Tube” contest, Captain . Stripes and Purple Carrie. Norm you need more practice! Al, too much jello! We would also like to extend our condolences to the few people who missed a great time. Look out for Summer OSSM’84! Girls! Only 38 shopping days left until Christmas! Get your stocking filled from Santa (alias Steve!!) St. Jerome’s, room 211, your Christmas wish is hisdesire.. RB Excellent! Here is V; “Sometimes a particular friendship is simply not worth all/The adjustments I have to make in order to maintain it/ And sometimes I meet a man who delights in having enemies/ And does all he can to add me to his list.” Laurent. What is a Rubber Duck Draw? Come to the Chem Club Office (C2- 172-A) and find out. Laurent. “Listen up my brother/ Listen to that applause! / be a noble -Go ahead fellow/ Vent your every fantasy/ Squeeze your heart dry/But take heed: /Nietzsche died a ‘lonely madman/ Jerry Lewis has his own telethon.” Chris. Spinny Chicks: They may be cheap but I’m not. I prefer to bring the crackers. Pool your funds, my prices exceed yours. BCRP. Alban “ . . . To know and love one other human is the’ root of all

wisdom.” Wer hat die wahl hat die qual. As’ labai noreciau jus vel pamatyti. Meile ‘Laurent.

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Biff, Buffyand Dot: Get your facts straight. It’s not Teddy -it’s Big P and those strange noises you heard were because I bought the wrong size. Love Q-Tip.

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Marg: Happy 19th. Guess you don’t need to borrow my I.D. anymore. Hope you had fun. Your “Official” roommate.

Celui tranquille - Something is lost in the translation, but what remains is good. “If invisible, I could only enter/ into your silence,/into your days of inspiration,/ into your days of anticipation,/ within which you are alone and quiet./ If unseen, I could only stay/Beside you/ waiting with you/for what will never come./ Perhaps it will seem that/it is not me,/but the sea drawing near, breathing there,/ beneath your window./ It is not slowly me, but the wind moving/ your window shades. / It is not me. . . yet there would seem to be/someone inside your solit,ude, your quiet, / beside you/ there is someone. / Someone there is standing beside you.” Laurent and Friday’s friend.

Renato, Hej miss you. So much to say. “ . . . my joy flowed out from some source I had not known. . . and thought I had abandoned forever - fellowship, familiarity, sweet times among freinds. The brittle aloofness which which I had so wilfully armored myself I felt crumbling away utterly.” Hurry home. Meile, Laurent. Women’s Commission Committee: To those people who agreed to study Women’s Commission position at Students’ Council meeting, please meet Mon. Nov. 14th, Fed Office, at 3:30. Phone Gayle at Fed Office if cannot attend.

Sue (Alden Nowlan, CR, Bowie Tall Blonde, etc.) I have been myself since the Yonge St. party, cos I didn’t get your number or something. I need a friend like you. Write to me about yourself. Tall Blonde Gerry. (V l-S2- 11).

Dear Pooh Bear: It’s two-two no matter which way you turn it. Happy B-day! Love, Smiles and Chuckles. Randy Andy, “In all beginnings dwells a magic force/ for guarding us and helping us to live./So be it heart: bid farewell without end!” Gwynne and Laurent (encore un v-0.

Linda McDowell - I got your number wrong (poor memory). Call Marc at 886-97 15. Did you know that when they say on M*A*S*H, 120 over 80 for a blood pressure reading, it means the first measure is the systolic pressure (the pressure caused by the contraction of the heart muscle) and the second is diastolic pressure (the pressure caused by the relaxation of the heart muscles)? 120 over 80 is normal. See? University is educational.

P.S. Pooh Bare: Thanks for Friday night - it was even better than Love Boat, even though the water was rough at times. Thanks for spoiling us. Smiles and Chuckles. On April 17, Stewart was born. He grew up to be a particularly strange boy, whose qualities were, nevertheless, appreciated by many people. In high school he met agirl who developed a huge crush on him, despite his obvious obliviousness. The scenario continued throughout high school, with her seeing “rightly” and him refusing to seeat all. Time passed and the two found themselves at university . . . ‘rf the subject is interested in the continuation, answer accordingly next week. Bristol Tuxedo “. . . why do they always teach us that it’s easy and evil to do what we want and that we need discipline to restrain ourselves? It’s the hardest thing in the world - to do what we want. And it takes the greatest kind of courage. I mean, what we really want.” Laurent.

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Dear Gwen, what will we do now that “they” found out our secret identities?!! Happy 20th. As always your friend Lance. Heather! I like you but I’m shy. Can you help me out? How about a note? B! In memorium: For the quarter million of us who were murdered in WWII prison camps. And for the unknown millions who fought and died for freedom, but never got the freedom to be open. Gays of WLU. W.W. I still remember the dead beer you left in my room last weekend. Don’t worry, you’re forgiven. How about dinner .Saturday? T.F. Yellow. Who are you and why Yellow? Are you a) the group b) shy or c) into water sports? Ron B. Honey Cups, I know that you’re all hot and bothered but thestakes are too high. The only pitterpatter of little feet I want to hear are the ones on my budgie. meet me at the Birth Control Centre in CC 206. Accurate, nonjudgemental, hassle-free information. If you love me as much as you say you do. Happy Birthday Donut Queen! Hope your quest for the perfect donut is successful, and may you have many more years of weehour rendezvous at the donut shop. P.S. try icing sugar instead of donuts. T.L.U.: We would like to wish you a very happy 20th -and for once, an utterance fro’m us contains no ignorance. Bonne Anniversaire! P.B.H. & H.

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camments and pieces; from our reader@. The Forum pageis dsdigned to upportuni)ty to preser~t views on various lsauesc Qplnlons exprwsed in fetters, columns, artMes on Ma gage reprwent those of their authors and nut Imprints Letters should #MB

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It is well known that Federation Hallis back on the drafting table and that it is being scrutinized for areas in which to reduce costs. At the moment, the building is $400,000 over budget and clearly cannqt be built at that price. The budget is 1.4 million dollars plust a $150,000.00 allowance for equipment, foia total of 1.55 million dollars. The architects, Dunlop, Farrow, Aiken and Canfield, have been given two weeks to review the buildi,ng design in light of the tenders submitted a week and a half ago by general contractors, and to suggest how $400,000.00 can be removed from the cost of ,the building. If the building design cannot be modified to reflect the desired savings without dramatically altering the design and concept of the building, then the architects will be asked to redesign the buildi\ng to meet the budget. The architects have not been given carte blanche approval to make any chinges in the building’s specifications necessary to bring the buildifig in on budget, as has been suggested by the Editor of Imprint. The architect will be making suggestions only. A contract was signed more than five months ago between the architects, the University and the Federation, for the design of Federation Hall. The contract obligates the architects, to design a building that is on or under budget. The fee which was agreed upon for this work will be paid whena building has been designed within the budget. The Federation and the University will not be required to pay any more than the originally agreed upon fee for the building, even if it must be completely redesigned to meet the budget requirements. In the event that the building must be redesigned, resulting in a change to the appearance or performance of the building, the student body will be consulted. A decision to proceed in this event must be made by the students, and not by the Federation alone. If the changes necessitated by the budget are minor or cosmetic, and if the building remains at its present size, then

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Students’ Council will be asked to give its approval. Itianyevent, I, as President, will not be making any arbitrary decisions. My mandate does not, nor has it ever, given me the authority to make unilateral decisions with regards to Federation Hall. The Federation of Students is working together with the Physical Planning Department of the University and with Dunlop, Farrow, Aiken and Canfield, to see Federation Hall I do not, as the Federation’s through to completion. representative and spokesman, have a veto over the work that is done, nor do I have ultimate decision-making authority. The problems that have developed concerning Federation Hall are not insurmountable. Fed Hall will be built, and it will be built within the stated budget. It will be able to accommodate in excess of 600 people and it will have facilities for live entertainment. If there are any substantive changes made to the building, the student body will be consulted and asked for their approval of the changes. We have waited along time for the opportunity to build a new pub on this campus. The opportunity is now at hand and the pub is almost certainly a reality. Although theactualconstruction has been delayed, the site has been dedicated, financing in the amount of 1.5 million dollars has been secured, approval to proceed has been given by both the students and the Board of Governors of the Univeristy, and the specifications for the building have been established. Although we are not out of the woods yet, the largest obstacles by far have been overcome. I will ensure that everyone is kept informed in the future about how the project is proceeding. Tom Allison Editor’s note: Tom Allison’s commentary appears courtesy of imprint in response to a request from Allison to have the opportunity to respond to last week’s editorial, entitled Ho/d Fed Hall.

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To the editor: War, the National Film Board’s seven part series, is generating a lot of interest and,creating considerable public debate among students on campus. The series presents a thoro’ugh, in depth analysis of the institution and realities of war. Throughout the films, Gwynne Dyer, one of the world’s formost military historians, traces the viewer along historical patterns of war and connects them to our present nuclear dilemma. Gwynne Dyer portrays the facts objectively; the logical consequences that he draws are shattering. The initial films of this series presented war from the mindset of the men who devote themselves to this institution; the solders and officers. A psychological portrait of the minds of these men was revealed. Gwynne Dyer allowed them to speak honestly about how they reconcile themselves with the mandate to kill others and the possibili+y that they themselves might be killed. Next, the military institution itself was analyzed. Stated Gwynne Dyer, “The organizatibn, the skill, the cooperativeness, the dedication repr’esent the very best of our civilization and what all that effort and devotion have produced is a marvellously efficient death machine.” A critical look v)las taken iegarding the institution and underlying attitudks and

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techniques that manipulate this “death machine”. Last Sunday’s film discussed the feasibility of a conventional war and its consequences. Although each side puts considerable energy and spendings into the fighting of a conventional war, Gwynne Dyer raised the question of whether a conventional war would remain conventional. Given the facts, it seems likely thata conventional war would escalate into a nuclear war; some say within three weeks. Citing the Soviet military strategist General Rair Simonyan, Gwynne Dyer reminded us of his chilling words, “Noside will accept defeat before it uses all the weapons it has.” The remaining two films of the series willdealspecifically with the topic of nuclear war and our efforts to prevent such a catastrophe. They promise to be as insightful arid challenging as the’earlier films. While the series is essentially an analysis of warfare - it’s history, institutions, causes and consequences; it is also a plea for peace. To all those concerned about peace, the Peace Society of the University of Waterloo recommends the viewing of these 1as.t two films. The final films of this series will be shown on CBC-TV, Sunday, November 6 and 13 at 9 p.m. Janet McPharlin Conrad Grebel College _ Peace Society Member

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To the editor: I attended a Marxist-Leninist lecture unimpressed by the group’s hostility Doug Wahlsten’s lecture was fairly seemed to discourage questions from which, if answered, may have clarified

on October 12, and was and idealism. Professor coherent, although he the audience; questions his thoughts.

The “discussion” erupted when Dr. Wahlsten introduced the country of Albania as a prime working example of socialism. When his view was questioned, the group showed their true colours: bitterness, oppression to opposing ideals, and blatant rudeness. One Marxist-Leninist supporter refused to let a member of the audience speak; he consistently shouted over everything the individual attempted to say. Soon the discussion

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To the editor: The controversy over abortion rages on. There does not appear to be any convergence of opinion on the issue; if anything, ’ the gulf between the major factions is widening. Why is this so? It is, in my opinion, because the arguments put forth do not focus on the essentials of the problem. The question, “Is an abortion morally wrong?“isequivalent to “Does the fetus (or embryo) have a right to life?’ Before this can be established there are many other extremely important questions to answer: What is a right to life? Why do human beings have it? Where does it come from? Is it adivinegift fromgod, or is it a conveniently adopted consensus of society? If the answer to either of the two -questions is yes, then the problem is

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permanently unresolvable. Rights emanating from an unknowable, supernatural being to be accepted without validation, are completely arbitrary and make a mockery of any attempt to find the truth through reason. If rights are a privilege of society adopted by the subjective feelings of the majority, they again are arbitrary. An arbitrary position is logically invalid and is of no use in determining the truth. To understand that rights are objective (non-arbitrary) and how they apply to man, requires an understanding of the essential nature of man. Is it sufficient for a fetus to have brainwaves, a heart-beat and a digestive system for it to have rights, as some imply (Carolyn Karn, Imprint, Oct. 21)? No, if that were true then all the higher animals would have man’s rights. What is unique about man that gives him rights?

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turned into a shouting match; nothingconstructiveis gained by , closed minds and ignorance. Afterwards, I read a newsletter distributed by thegroup. Their fanaticism was overtly apparent. An excerpt of the newsletter reads, “These vile activities (research facilities being granted by the University of weapons development) need to be more fully exposed, and those individuals responsible for them confronted. and condemned”. These are words spoken by a group who are advocates of peace? The group is naive, but it is also this type of simplicity which can be most dangerous. Capitalism seems a blessing compared to the alternative this group proposes: they call it socialism, but it is more like fascism in disguise. Lisa Rogers Arts

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Any position on abortion that does not objectively.validate and explain man’s essential nature and why he has rights and what they are, should be dismissed. Such a position is arbitrary. When all these questions are answered, we can then turn to the fetus and examine its nature and determine whether or not the right to life is inapplicable. This, I hold, is the only way to rationally resolve this very serious issue. Obviously a complete philosophical validation of the answers to the above questions is not trivial, and I am not capable of doing so in a letter to the editor. However, anyone wishing to seriously and objectively discuss this issue is welcome to call me (7461995). (I have concluded that rights are not applicable to a fetus - and that limiting a woman’s access to them does violate her rights.) Michael Raw

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To the editor: I would like to express my utter disgust, regarding the Engineering Society’s official “parade” (Fri., Nov, 4/83) of a stripper clad only in a coat and G-string, the engineering band, and a following of approximately 150 persons. Not only did this parade disturb the Psych 101 11:30 12:30 midterm by marching through the AL lobby, but they entered a Geo. 202 midterm in that building after being denied admission by the Professor. Upon entering the class, the loud, distrativeengineers flaunted their Engsoc hireling before the class, much to the offence of many. Not only did Engsoc disregard the University Policy 33 on Ethical Behaviour(i.e. “unduely interfering with the work or working environment of the members”) but, they also violated the Canadian Criminal Code: Section 159 s.(2), which states: “Everyone commits an offence who knowingly, without lawful justification of excuse, (a). . . exposes to publicview. . . any obscene . . . model . . . or other thing whatsoever, (b) publicly exhibits a disgusting object or an indecent show.“, as well as commiting four Provincial offences. Now, I want to know four things. (1) Why didn’t the University Security stop this parade and enforce the law? (2) Why does the hierarchy of the University permit this to happen? (3) What gives the President ofEngsoc, asociety“representative” of the students of Waterloo, the right to interfere with midterms, hire a stripper with student funds, and blatantly commit Federal and Provincial offences’?

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ast Saturdaywas one ofthegreatest days in the history of University of Waterloo rugby as the Warrlors defeated the hapless York Yeomen by a margin of 19-3 andcapturedtheJ.P.TurnerTrophywhich is emblematic of OUAA rugby supremacy. On the same day, the junior varsity Trojans battled toa scorelesstiewith the McMaster andtooktheT. HorlerTrophyfor \ Marauders the club championship due to their defeat of Mat during the regular season. The hugethrongof spectators(estimated at 2,000) roared its support when the Warriors took the field for the opening kickoff. In response to the support the Warriors put in an almost flawless team performance and it became evident that no team could deny the championship which the Warribrs had worked so hard for during their undefeated season. RightfromthestarttheWarriorstookthe play to York. The .powerfuI Waterloo forwards dominated the strums and lineouts, providing the speedy backs with ample opportunities in which to worktheir offensive magic. Under this strong pressure, theYeomenstruggledtosurvive.York was caught offside at a ruckand the referee awarded a penalty to Waterloo. Warrior kicker Andy Stone calmly lined-the ball up .and his kick was true:It put the Warriors ahead 3-O and they never relinquishedthat early lead. Warrior fly-half, Jim Allen, kept the York defence unsettled all afternoon with some accurate kicking. TheYeomanfuIlbackwas forced to field high kicks under intense pressure and it appeared as if the Warriors had found the weak link; After two high kicks the ball was deep in the York end and the Warriors were on the march. Hard running by captainchris Skelton and Glen Harper pushed the ball near the opposition try line. Another penalty was awarded to Waterloo and kicker Andy Stone was successful on his second kick. The Warriors were ahead 6-0, but their patented mid-game lull was not to be seen. They came storming back into the York end The Yeomen were caught once again. offside-at the ruck and Stone made histhird kick of the first half. It was 39 minutesinto the game before York began to show much life, however,theywereaIreadybehind9-0 and consistently failed to breakthewarrior defence. York did manage one field goal before half-time, which madethescoreg-3 in the Warriors’ favour at the interval. York found the Warriors resolve too strong as the patternof play’in the second half began the same way as in thefirst half. With the wind in their faces the Warriors

drove the ball into York’s end. York fou back and the ball stayed in the midfielc both teams searched for an advantage.’ Warriors again bombed the York fullb with high kicks, and found -him lacki Jamie Puskas and Frasei Jennings tack him head on and the rest ofthe Warri were up quickly to win the loose ball VI some aggressive rucking. Scrumhalf H .-old Godwin fired the ball out to Jim Al who gave it to Puskas and then along . line to Stone. As Stone was being hit, slipped . . the ball towinner Paul Coburn, v ran over and around three defenderson way to scoring the first Warrior try. YOI frustration led to a scuffle after the try, the ever abrasive Chris Skelton quit convinced the Yeoman offenders t cheap .shots would not be tolerated. It \r 13-3 for Waterloo after Stone missed convert. was now low, and that the OUAA I win! 3 their supe

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U of W SKI CLUB presents iitioning, the Waterloo forwards coned their ferocious effort. Excellent lineplay by lock forwards Doug Paul and rge Boire, the power of props Toney I and Mark Allison, and the aggression 7e back row trio of Fraser Jennings, s Skelton and Gen Harper were norable on this day when the quality of lersity rugby was showcased. le Warriors scored once more before znd of the game. From a penalty in the . end the Warriors set up a slick ball jling play. Prop forward Tony Stea ran Ind behind the backs and took a short ; from Jim Allen. After that it was no est as he carried three York defenders isbackonhis15mrompforthetry.This Stoner’s convert was good. That made ;core 19-3. It remained that way until inal whistle sounded, and the Warriors ? OUAA rugby Champions for 1983. aterloo co-coach Phil White said, “It a total team effort, the play of unsung pans like Tom Miller, RickLeeand Dave

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University of Ottawa Invitational, Nov. 4th and 5th. Waterloo 80, Concordia 79 Waterloo 100, Hussian College, 74 Waterloo 104, Ottawa 74 Next game: Nov. 11th, 12th and 13th at University of Guelph Tournament.

Carlton Tournament, Nov. 4th, 5th and 4th. Athenas win consolation. Waterloo 68, Ottawa 5 1 Waterloo 73, Carleton 66 Waterloo 75, McGill 75 Next game: Nov. 11th at Brock University

Badminton: Next tournament: Nov. 12th and 13th at Western Cross over round robin.

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Nov. 4th. Waterloo 7, York 10 Next games: Nov. 9th, at Toronto Nov. 11 th, host Guelph, 7:30 p.m. Nov. 13th, at Ryerson.

Field Hockey: CIAU champinshipsat the University of New ’ Brunswick, Nov. 2nd to 5th. Waterloo 0, Victoria 3 Waterloo 0, New Brunswick 2 Waterloo 0, Dalhousie 1 Waterloo finished the tournament number six in Canada.

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Steve Cracker Steve Cracker is a third year Economics student at the University of Waterloo. Coach Jack Birch has moved him from a forward position to a Delta spot, and Cracker has responded with some unbelievable play, The Warriors have so far played four league games. In those games, Steve has scored nine goals and has also accumulated five assists for 14 points. In a league as competitive as the OUAA this kind of scoring statistics are highly unusual and are worthy of recognition. Steve is not only a goalscorer, he also plays on the penalty killing unit, thepowerplaysand any other specialty position coach Birch can find for him.

Kim Rau Kim is a second year Kinesiology student from Elmira. At 5 ft. 10 in., 130 pounds she is the quickest player on the basketball team. Kim came to the Athenas with great athletic ability and a strong competitive desire, and soon established herself as a consistent scorer and rebounder. In six preseason games, Kim has averaged 18 points and 9 rebounds per game. , This past weekend Kim was named an allstar at the Carleton University Tournament as she scored a total of 58 points over three games, with her best effort to date coming in the consolation game win,over Carleton, 73-66, in which Kim scored 28 of those points.

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The University of Waterloo varsity hockey team suffered their worst defeat of the season as they were out-gunned 10-7 by York University in a game played at the Columbia Icefield on November 4th. The Warriors blew a 3- 1 first period lead as York turned on the jets to score five unanswered goals in the final frame. A combination of weak goaltending and defensive lapses proved to be Waterloo’s downfall as the Warriors recorded their second loss of the season after only four starts. “I felt that the goaltending let us down, but I also feel that I let the whole team down in the third period when I took a benchsminor and York scored ’ giving them the game,” coach Jack Birch ~ admitted. Warrior goaltender Norm Quenneville was replaced at the end of the second period after Waterloo had taken a 6-5 lead into the change room. Second year Warrior Peter Crouse started the third period, but let in the first three shots he faced. Crouse then re-injured his knee badly enough to force him out of the game. Quenneville then resumed the enormous task of playing between the pipes. Enter Jack Birch. In the third period, with York leading 8-7, Birch disputed the Yeoman’s go-ahead goal. York quickly took advantage of the resulting penalty by scoring on a power play thus putting the game out of reach for the Warriors. A bright spot for the Warriors, however, was the performance of Steve Cracker, who netted his third hat-trick of the season to bring his league total to nine goals and five assists for fourteen points. Chris White, Dave Hulbert, and Stu Hammond rounded out the scoring for the Warriors. Assists went to Jay Green, with three, and Steve Chappel, Cracker, Danjoe McCormack, Hammond and Rick Hart with one apiece. The next Warrior home game is November 11 th against the University of Guelph. The opening face off is set for 7:30 p.m. at the Columbia Icefield. An interesting note is that the seats may be ready for Friday’s contest against Guelph. You’ll have to come early though, because seating,capacity is only three hundred. Waterloo lost to U of T, 1 l-l, night in Toronto. --

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by Bill Humphries I Imprint staff The University of Waterloo varsity field hockey team participated in their first ever CIAU championship last weekend at the University of New Brunswick. Competing against the best teams in Canada, the Athenas performed quite admirably - emerging with a respectable sixth place finish. The theory of luck pertaining to sports has always been a topic that never has really been fully understood. After participating in the CIAU tournament, the Athenas now understand the true meaning of luck. In their first game, the Athenas met the nation’s number two ranked club, the University of Victoria. In that game Waterloo was captivated by the fact that they were inthe tournament for the first time and that fact led to a very flat performance in the opening 45 minutes of play. Victoria took advantage of Waterloo’s inexperience and netted two first half goals. The Athenas did come to life in the second half and settled down to mount an , impressive showing. Victoria’s goal at the 30 dottom Row: (left to right) Anne Marie Jackson, Shari Carter, Ellen Clark, Sylvia Boyd, Janine minute,mark, however, gave the Vikettes their Imada, Sharon de Souza, Debbie Murray, Penny Smith. first win of the tournament. Kathy Goetz, Lisa Bauer, Beth Kewley, Jean Howitt, Linda Devette, Luck entered into the picture when the Top Row: Iris Baumlisberger, Coach Judy McCrae. Athenas met the University ofNew Brunswick, the host team of the tournament. Playing Victoria ended up in third spot, followed the before a very partisan New Brunswick crowd, be reckoned with, not only in the CIAU the University of New Brunswick. the Athenas were a dominant force throughout tournament itself, but in the subsequent years the contest, however, they were frustrated by to follow. the brilliant display of goaltending put on by Lisa Bauer, who broke an Athena scoring the New Brunswick goalie. New Brunswick record with 29 goals this season, was selected to, scored early and then had to stave off the the tournament eleven team, which is a CIAU constant flow of pressure applied by the honour. Bauer did this despite the fact that she Athenas. At the eight minute mark of the washeld scoreless throughout the tournament. second half, the Athenas lost the services of “I was really disappointed for the seniors highly-regarded forward, Ellen Clark. Clark and myself that we came back with aO-3 record. was cut by a stick and required eight stitches in Victoria beat us because they had a good team, her face. The loss of Clark forced Coach Judy McCrae to make a change in personnel, but however, we were just as good as New :hey still could not put the bail past the New Brunswick but we ran into a very hot Brunswick goaltender. goaltender. Against Dalhousie the officiating The loss to New Brunswick demoted was terrible. -We outplayed Dal very badly but Waterloo to the position of playing-off with we just didn’t have any luck,” Coach Judy Dalhousie University for the fifth and sixth McCrae explained. Jositions. Luck again struck the Athenas a lard blow, as Waterloo again outplayed their The CIAU experience will undoubtedly give opponents but lost by a score of 1-01 the Athena rookies valuable experience for next season. The team will begin play ranked The At henas had three goals called back sixth in Canada. The problem that faces against Dalhousie and due to dubious officiating, Waterloo could not score their first .McCrae next season is that the Athenas will Ioal of the tournament. To make matters lose the services of key veterans Lisa Bauer, verse, the Athenas lost their second player of Jean Howitt, Beth Kewley and Janine Imada. he tournament, veteran Beth Kewley. The All four players were the backbone of the Athenas this season, and their experience and brmer Athelte of the Week was unable to play, which forced McCrae to put standout Debbie leadership qualities will most surely be missed viurray at Kewley’s sweeper position. That left by the rest of the team. . L big gap in mid-field where Murray was accustomed to playing. Despite the circumThe University of British Columbia capturstances that surrounded Waterloo throughout ed the CIAU championship for the second time All-Canadian Lisa Bauer. Photo courtesy he tournament, the Athenas were still able to in as many years as they beat the University of of Athletic .Department llustrate the fact that they are indeed a team to Toronto, l-0, in the final. The University of

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I The 1983 Men’s Competitive Football season came to an end, on Wednesday, November 2nd. This season provided excitement, rivalry, upsets and, above all, good flag football. Four of the ,championship games (A, C, D, and E) were played under the lights at Seagram’s Stadium on Tuesday night, while thefifthgame(B Championships) took place at the Village Green the following day. In the A championship game, “OnProbation” upset the number.1 ranked“St. Jerome’sA’s”bya score of 33-25. In the B championship, “Kin” defeated the “W 1 Mighty Boas” in a game that included thrills and spills in the pouring rain. The C championship was won by the“Allen St. 59’ers”as they defeated Renison by a score of 38-13. “South 2” downed the “West-gate Warriors” in an exciting D championship contest by the score of 29-14. The Echampions were “Team Crystal” who soundly defeated “South 8 Flames” by a score of 32-20. , In closing. out this -1983 season, congratulations and thanks are extended to the championship teams and to all the teams who participated. A special thanks to referees and everyone else who made this season possible.

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The comedy covered most of the bases from the “silly” type of sketch (set in a doctor’s office: “Cough, please,” and the patient coughs until he dies - a scene that gets its laughs from the man who is coughing) all the way to the savage and the satirical. The Frantics are very good at this.

’ The highlights of the evening were unquestionably the songs: from Big &Id AI, the story of how Einstein tamed the Wild West of Physics to the touching story of Richard Richardson (the boy who forsook the law. because “he had a butcher’s heart”). I loved the songs. But the one which touched me the most was, I think, the haunting coutry and western ballad, You Scare the Shit out of Me, which talks about menand women. I think the

I was surprised to see that the material in their press release actually coincided with reality. Paul Chato’s physical humour works to ’ od effect on stage but he isn’t “just” a ph $ sical comedian. Rick Green seems at home with-doctorsand mental degenerates while Peter Wildmgn looks good in a dress.

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I did not expect good things of Don Harron Island. and Catherine McKinnon’s show in the Humanities Theatre on Wednesday, November 2nd. I was wrong. . The backup band, Diane Leah and the / Cloudburst Trio were quite good as well, and they. got their chance to shine after the In the first place, I was wrong because Don intermission, treating us to songs in a more Harron andCatherine McKinnon are professionals, and they brought us a show that was - pop vein, such as Afternoon Delight. for the most part smooth without being slick. But when both Harron and McKinnon were In the second place I was wrong because I was onstage, the emphasis shifted to comedy (it expecting the Charlie Farquharson of “Hee had to; Harron can’t or won’t sing). There was Haw” and the Anita Bryant of Canada, or at a long piece revolving around Shakespear best, the girl from Don Messer’s Jubilee. which first picked out songs for each of the Maybe that was the&oint of the show. classics of Shakespeare, and then took us on a tour of Canada via MaCBeth, having various parts portrayed in the many dialects of The show opened with Don Harron in a Canada. Here the Eastern bias of theshow white ice cream suit, doing a short bit of standup and talking about the origin of some of his came out (it originally played the Charlottetown Festival), with an emphasis on the many characters, Valerie Rosedale in particular,and dialects of the Maritimes. McKinnon was making some commentary on the state of the world and the state of celebrity in particular. -excellent here, which I had not expected. Then he introduced Catherine McKinnon, who came out and sang some songs for us. Where she failed (and it was not a serious Then both of them were out there for a while. - failing; it gave the evening a more intimate, Then it was just him, then both of them, then more university-cabaret feel) was in the her - well, you get the idea. Pacing the show dialogue setting-up of each of the jokes. It like that was not upsetting, though it was came out stiff. It didn’t matter very much; the obviously to give each of them time to change comedy was not on a level that demanded and to allow each of them some time alone in letter-perfect execution. the spotlight. In fact, it produced some of the best moments of the show. Her other contribution was the introduction of Mrs. Charles Hewart Farquharson to the audience, a figure dressed in baggy hose, McKinnon’s portion was in some ways the least satisfying. She has perfect pitch, she - baggier sweater and similar glasses. Valeda does not have a diffe,rent style than Charlie sings well but without emotion. Her bander . and patter were the least comfortable part of i does - it’s still spoonerisms and malaprops but she does have a different viewpoint, as she the show. It see.med obvious that she would pointed out, being more concered with culture have loved to have the emotion but what she than is her husband. achived was technical perfection. This is not Charlie did of course make an appearance, necessarily a bad thing; the songs, however,

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Aldous Huxley was a guru figure of his day: author of the prophetic Brave New World, screenwriter, mystic and experimenter with drugs. On the 20th anniversary of that extraordinary man’s death, and at a time when the world may well be ‘brave’and ‘new’, CBC radio’s Ideas commemorates his life and work in a four-part series, Aldous Huxley: Perceptions and Prophecies. It will be heard Sunday nights at 9:05 p.m. begining November 13th. The series has been prepared by Ideas’ biographer, Paul Kenned. The first program, on November 13th, entitled Ingenious English Eccentric, focuses on the years 1894 to 1921. The program follows Huxley from his protected Victorian childhood through the 1921 publication of his first novel, Crome Yellow, which shocked many and offended Lady Ottoline. The November 20th program is called Builder of Brwe New Worlds ( 1922- 1934). In 1928, Point Counter Point became his first best-seller. Four years later he published the book that would establish his fame permanently: Brave New World. The November 27th program, Seeking Harmony ’ in Hollywood, covers the period from 1935 to 1952. His interests became increasingly eclectic, and he wrote on topics from 17th century France and 21st century Los Angeles to the timeless philosophy of religious mysticism. The final broadcast, on December 4th, Finding Security in the Soul (1953-1963), finds Huxley an international intellectual superstar.

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I was in a war once. I keep trying to forget about it, like everyone else, especially the lucky ones who 1 weren’t there, but the harder I try, the more it sticks with me. I actually have mixed feelings about the whole thing - there were some good things about it. Everyone says that it made a man out of me - does this mean that everyone.who kills is a man? I’m not really cynical - I just get to wondering sometimes. The war might have been good for me, but on the whole, I think I’d rather just forget the whole damn thing and not be a man. There were some pretty weird guys in our outfit. To be honest, I think I was just about the only saneaguy there. There was the one guy who used to write let’ters to “Whom It May Concern”; for the next bunch of suckers who got suck wherever we happened to be at the time. He would write very nice letters to them, whoever they might be, telling them what had happened to us while we were there, what things were bad about the place, and what things were good. The sections on the latter tended to be a little skimpy, to say the least. This all assumed, of course, that someone would be lucky enough to visit hell after we left it and would find and read the letters. He was always optimistic about it. We all thought it was pretty dumb and pointless at first, ‘but it became a kind of tradition for us, and we all missed it when he was gone. There was another guy who wanted to be a stand-up comedian if and when he got out of the army. He used to practice on us after what was supposed to pass for dinner: “Funny thing happened to me on the way to the mess hall. This little Oriental-looking guy - where do all these crazy foreigners come from anyway? You’d think we invaded their country or something. Anyway, there was this little Oriental, and he was dressedto kill - he was carrying enough hardware to shift the magnetic poles. I couldn’t believe how dumb this guy was - he could hardly speak English - I mean, even officers can speak English. Anyway, he jumps out from behind a tree 7 you get a few of those around here - and points his gun at me. Says he’s captured me and he’s going to torture me for valuable information. I told him that if he needed to find the latrine, all he had to do was ask. Th& wasn’t quite what he meant - seems he

There were some pretty bad times. There was once when we were pinned down for two days outside a village. Thre threw everything at us - machine guns, hand grenades, mortars, even a little artillery, just for the hell of it. Itwas pretty rough ---we were barely staying alive. In order to survive, we had to break out. But to attempt a break-out would have been suicide. There was something about that situation that I didn’t particularly like.

wanted valuable military information. So I asked him: “What more could you do to me than let me go eat?“, and kept right on walking. I was kind of hoping that he might stop me from doing something I knew I would regret - eat! He’s probably still out there, waiting to kidnap a tank to send home to his kids. Thank you all - you’ve been a great audience.” ’

We’d all chuckle, if he was lucky. We told him that it was a good thing that wars last forever - he was going to need all that time to practice. We didn’t laugh so hard when we lost him A he straggled behind in the jungle and never caught up. There was this other guy who wanted to be like William Tell. Whenever he had the chance, he’d make a dummy and stand it up against a tree. He’d put the closest thing he could find to an apple on its head and then he’d try to knock the pseudo-apple off with a crossbow that he’d made. He always wanted one of us to stand there instead of the dummy, but he never had any takers. We used to kid him about it a lot, but he didn’t let it bother him, and we kept the crossbow for him after the sniper got him. I remember once when I carving my initials on a tree just outside of camp - I did that for every camp we were at - and this guy who liked to fly kites came up to me and asked if I’d help him get one up. It was a beauty of a kite. He’d spent a lot of time working on it and he kind of thought of it as his best creation. We got it up, and it was rising nicely, when an enemy machine-gunner saw it and used it for target practice. I laughed pretty hard, but it did something kind-of funny to him. He got

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We spent the days cursing the bastards who were trying to kill us, and the nights cursing the bastards who had sent us there. After two days of it, some of our fighter-bombers came, and the bastards wiped out the bastards. We all cheered and celebrated as we watched the village go up in smoke. Things got pretty quiet though, when a little boy, who had been playing in the jungle, wandered back into the ruins of the village with a puzzled look on his face. Then somebody shot him, and he fell like the rest. I never figured out which side did it - ours or theirs. For all the things that they did to us, we did at least as much to them. I remember one night when a few of the guys captured a prisoner, and tortured and killed him for no particular reasonat all. They did some pretty sick things, involving string and the more sensitive parts ofhis body. It was a relief when he died - a man screams badly, no matter whose side he’s on. I don’t like to think about who was sicker - those who tortured him, or we I who watched, heard, and did nothing. I learned many things in the war, things people should never have to learn. For all the good that people do, they always seem to be able to screw it up somehow. They do some dumb things with the things they create, of which wars are not the worst example. I just wish I could forget that wars ever existed, and then maybe we wouldn’t have so many of the things kicking around. To be honest, I lied. I wasn’t really in a war once. I just made the whole thing up. Does that make a differenoe? Peter Stubley

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c Imprint: I know you have some involvement with the , Chevron. What is your relationship withthe Chevron? Wahlsten: As for my involvement with the Chevron, that begain in 1976 in an active way. I had written a few thbgs prior to that in 1973; every now and then. In 1975 I actually joined the AIA. Then I wrote a few things for the Chevron in the summer of 1976. Starting in’75, Iwasactiveagainstthe Green Paper on immigration which was issued by the Federal government in 1975 - 1 beiieve in February or March. , ’ ,I:-How didlyou first become involved‘with the h? W: 1joined the AIA after the professors were fired from Renison College in 1974. That’s the main thing that got me \ involved. I: Could you tell me who they were? W: Yes. It was Jeff Forest anti Hugh Miller. ’ . 1: And you claim they were fired’because of their political \ philosophy? W= Partly. Jeff was a Marxist and became involved with the Marxist-Leninist CPC-ML at that time. Hugh was not but he was involved in what might be called democratising education. There was a ‘group of young academics at Renison who set up a council in which students participated in decision making at the college in things like i admissions and so on. They gave some preference for taking students from working class and poor famiiies; Various reforms like that. Hugh generally. supported reform-s like that and he was fired. . I: You make no secret of your Marxist views. How do your colleagues react to this?W= Within the Psychology- department, the reaction is mixed. There are some people, right-wingers, wh3 don’t - like me, and there are others who respect my scientific work and recognize that 1am active because of my principles. 1 wouldn’t say there is a lot of support for Marxist-Leninist ideas, but a fair number of my colleagues have democratic ideas and feel that 1should have a rightto hold my opinions and to propagate them and win people over to them. I: Then it is important to you that people be allowed to express opinions and hold a point of view? W: Yes, within limits. -l mean, someone who is-just an outright racist or fascist, I don’t think they should have a ,right to Apartfromthat, if someone wants to saythey l

Professor. Wahisten during the 1978investigationof the Chevron, at that time the official student newspaper at UW, by the Carkdian University Press (CUP). In his presentation, Wahlsten maintained that the Chevron was a democratic student newspaper, and was not controlled by the Anti-Imperialist Alliance. The CUP plenary ruled otherwise,-and the Chevron was barred from CUP. . Imprint file photo I

are capitalist, for example, I would agree with that. 1would changed at some point. The other point to consider, like to say also that 1think one of the reasons 1 am still though, is that the education system, the mass media, and around here, that I ‘haven’t been fired, is that I tend to be. other systems of propagating information are controlled by rather strong academically. the rich. So a lot of the anti-communist ideas that people 1: The AIA uses a red star with a hammer and sickle as its have are instilled in them by propaganda virtually from the motto These symbols are, of course, associated with the cradle to the grave. Soviet Union and China. Is this tacit support for those . I: The AlA, as I understand it, supports Albania. Yet, throughout its socialist history, Albania has aligned itself regimes? W= No. We make expli’,it opposition to them in what we with Yugoslavia, the U.S.S.R., and China at one time or write. The red star and the hammer and sickle were another. In fact, 1believe it was aligned to the Soviets during symbols of the communist- movement before the Soviet the Stalinist years. Isn’t this support for those Union and China began carrying out their criminal administrations? activities. As far as I am concerned, they are traitors to the W: Well, Albania has definite Marxist-Leninist policies with other countries. At the time they aligned themselves with cause. .I: The University of Waterloo is known as a fairly the Soviet Union, the Soviets were following--Marxist: conservative-institution and is very much part of the Leninist policies. Yugoslavia never was and you could capitalist system. How can you justify working here if you never say that Albania was closely aligned with them although they did have relations. After the death of Stalin in are truly sincere in your views? W: First of all, this is a capitalist society and I am not a the ‘50’s, there was a gradual parting of the ways when the capitalist, that is, 1don’t have the means for making a living _ Soviet Union adopted-anti-Marxist policies. other than working for someone else. In a capitalist society I: So you think under Stalin, Marxist doctrine was at its best jus! about everybody works either for a capitalist or for the in the Soviet Union? W Yes, in the Soviet state. capitalist state. In that case I don’t have any choice. As to this particular place, well, it is called conservative or I: What about the holocaust Stilin perpetrated on the worse, reactionary, and there is a fairly large number of the Ukrainians? Is that not fascist and racist? minority here that are reactionary. Ob.viously this isn’t a Wr As far as we are concerned, certain things took place. progressive institution run, by outstanding democratic But as far as this propaganda about the so-called Ukrainian; individuals. But, if you look at the history of this particular holocaust where millions died is just lies. campus, from the ‘60’s right up to now, there has always I: That sounds like a point ofviewJim Keegstra would take, been a very strong leftist and progressive trend he! e. In the saying that th& Jewish holocaust was propaganda. 1960’s thip was known as one of the hotbeds of radical W: The propaganda about. the extermination of the activity in Canada. When I came up here-fromthe United peasants in the Ukraine is of theverysame kind as Keegstra States, I had never seen anything like it. At that time the himself runs. They have never documented this.so-called President of the Federation said he wasaMarxist, and to get holocaust,-and it can’t be documented because it never elected to the student government, this was a big took place: In fact, we are going to publish various things advantage. Evennow, there is still a lot going on. Obviously about this. at this time, the Federation of Students is in the hands of I: What about the labour camps which proliferated during Stalin’s time. According to Solzhenitsyn, people were put conservative, or backwards, individuals. I: If Marxism is such a superior doctrine to capitalism, why away for having anti-Stalinist -views? hasn’t-it become the predominant system in democratic W: Solzhenitsyn was in one of these, He was at-the front countries such as Canada and the U.S.? fighting the Nazis. He was spreading propaganda among W: There are several reasons for that. First of all, the people the soldiers against the leader of the Soviet Union. I think it. who have taken up Marxism and are trying to organize the was correct to arrest him. In fact, Stalin has played a great \ role historically in defeating’ fascism. The Soviet Union people, especially workers, are subject to represssion. I: ‘But’ surely if the majority of people wanted to organize, ’ made by far the greatest sacrifice in the defeat of the Nazis. they would? . . I’m not denying there were prison camps. I’m sure in A k&e frok duly bf 1980, when Professor. Doug Wahlsten W= In the long run, you can’t hold down the majority and Albania today there are prisons, although relatively few. . joined in the occupation of the Federatiobof Students office. . 1 _ thatis why I am quite sure in Canada it is going to be This happens in any country that has laws. Im.&t file photo.