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A preliminary presentation of next year's UW budget has sparked what Federation of Students President Tom llison feels will be a "heated" battle over student fee increases and cutback issues; this on the eve of this week's submission to the Bovey Commission. The budget was presented last Monday, January 14th.

The debate a t the presentation mostly surrounded the proposal for a new 560 per term computer fee for all undergraduate students, with a n o t h e r increase of $60 per term per "computer intensive course", up to a maximum of $120. Thus, some students might face uptoa$180or2Spercent fee increase per term for 198586 for computer fees alone. h would beup tothefaculty

d e a n s t o decide what cons ituted a computer i n d i v e o u e thereby leaving the future open for further increases. In Mr. Allison's words: the fee "doesn't represent anything more that a sneaky way to get around the ceI!ing for tuition imposed by the provincial government." He feels that the arbitrariness of the fee will lead to grosser arbitrariness in the

future, such as the computer fee increasing, or perhaps like library fees other fees - being introduced. UW President Dr. Douglas Wright emphasized the dillemmas he faces with increasing enrollment and operating costs, and demands fbr new equipment and innovation within existing programs, in the light of decreasing faculty salaries and budgetary fund.

He said Ontario is the only place in Canada, indeed, "in the (western) world where funding is so low.

and personnel. If it were not for private corporate donations,. this university could not offer the expertise for which it has become known, Dr. Wright said.

In the last decade, the university has dealt with a 30 Dr. Wright was agreeabk per cent budget cut (in real terms) and has had to to examining alternatives Iike scramble by reducing lab user fees. His initial research access time, increasing class had indicated that computers size and teaching load and where used more extensively decreasing the amount of .than was !felt by those equipment, library material commenting on the new fee.

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\.Fi n a 11y ! Bovey's report

The commission also suggeststhat the Ontario government monitor the impact of the new high school curriculum until 1988 to accurately forecast any "surge in enrollmeat". To encourage-spegialization, the commission is in favour of the much disputed "centres of excellence" to @ c ~ t "concentratioos in ateas of intetIectua1and sociakimpoftance,"

secondary institu governmenf look to the market system to determine what course changes shouldbe made to reflect career demands that are "uqistakabte and iikdy to be enduring." The cpmmission also points out that within five years tuition fees should be raised to pay for 25% of total post-secondary, educational costs in Ontario. . This would mean an increase of fifty per cent in current tuition fees. Attached was astipulation that accessibility would not be hampered by any tuition increases. The commission has calculated that $91 millioninadditional funds are needed to "restore and enhance the quality and a akssibility in Ontario universities". One of the ways suggested to cover the increases in costs is to implemdnt a five-tiered fee system that would raise tuition fees in professional programs such as dentistry, law and medicine. _ The Bovey Commission belkves that the presence of "vitality aad achievement" in Ontario uqiversities is due to their autonomy. Advancement of university self-determination could be achieved through more donations from corporations, alumni, and indiviiluals as well as stronger links between 'hiustry and universities.

an extra $25-million to "enhance" the quality. For major renovations, constructions, and alterations, the commission considers $ urgent to withdraw $10-miltion dollars from the Provincial Operations Grant(for tuition) to go to Capital ~ h n d s . $46.5-$52-million a year. is apportioned by the Ontario government to cover thecosts of maintaining capital assets such as lab equipment. According to the commission, Ontario falls short of the actual replacement formula allotment by $5 million dollars.

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compensate for quickly diminishing funds due The report states that less then 3% of the total grade thirteen applicants were refused anoffer o an Ontario university. The Bovcy Commission supports the twenty-year old policy general acccssibility'but not ncces+ly in the program of fi choice.

- Fri., Jan. 18 -

Winter Camnping Workshop.. Adventure Guide incorporated, Waterloo, will show you how to winterize for a safe outdoors experience with special emphasis on camping for conservation. Topics include Winter travei (10 a.m.), shelters (11:30), outdoor kitchens (1230 p.m.), and equipment, clothing and winter hazards (2 p.m.). Dress warmly and bring iuch if you wish to spend the day. Laurel Creek Nature Centre.

Woman of lhd Yew, a film starring Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Arts Lecture 113,730 p.m. $1 Feds, $2 ail others. A service of the women’s commission of the Federation of Students.

Film screening: “Souls in the Sun”. 7:30 p.m. Adult Recreation Centre, 185 King Street Waterloo. A look at under-development in Africa as seen through the eyes of rural women. Sponsored by CUSO. 885 1211 ext. 3144.

Students of Objectivism present “Capitalism and individual Rights”, two tape recorded interviews with Dr. Harry Binswanger by Raymond Newman. 7 p.m. HH 334.

- Wed., Jan 23 -

Fed Flicks: Revenge of the Nerds, starting Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards and Ted McGiniey.

Christian Worship on Campus. lo:30 a.m., HH 280. Sponsored by Huron Campus Ministry. Everyone welcome. Chaplain Graham E Morley.

Wendo: selfdefence for and by women. Course starts Monday the 21 st and runs for 5 weeks. Mondays, 7-10 p.m., CC 135. $30 per person. Sponsored by the Women’s Centre.

prevent an unplanned pregnancy: for more information on birth control or sexuality call 888. 4096 or 8884068. Mondays 8-11 p.m. Ail calls will be confidential.

St. Paul’s College: Wesley Chapel. Sunday Service: 11 a.m.- 12 noon; Holy Communion, first Sunday fo every month. Sunday evening fellowship service: 10 p.m. Everyone is welcome.

Immunization Clinic: CC from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. held by the Health and Safety Department. One injection for tetnus, diptheria and polio. The other for mumps, measles and rubella. Two volunteers, a doctor and a nurse will be in attendance.

Big Sisters of Kitchener-Waterloo and area is hoiainga 5-week orientation session for volunteers beginning today at 7 p.m.

Interested in volunteering? The Birth Control Centre is accepting appiicati 3ns for Winter ‘85. Come to room 206 in the CC or call ext. 2306 for further information.

Women in Reiigion: a talk on the role of women in religion by representatives of several religions. ’ SponsocFd by the BAHA’IS of Waterloo. Equestrian Club. Join us for “Film Night”, featruing “The Olympic Equestrian Events”. Free coffee and donuts will be served. Come to CC room 135,800 p.m. Admission $1.00 Club members and friends welcome.

Lectures featuring Dr. William Craig, B.A., M.A., PhD., DTh. “What was there before the Big Bang?’ in AL 116 at 2:30 and “The absurdity of life without God”, at 8:00 p.m. Humanities Theatre. Sponsored by Waterloo Christian Fellowship.

SaIatui Juma (Friday prayer) organized by the Muslim Student’s Association, University of Waterloo. CC 135. 1:30 p.m. Flyday pubs: The ASU presents FRYDAY PUBS every Friday from 12 noon until 4 p.m., in H,H280. Weekly specials and soft drinks available. Come out and join the fun.

Birth Control Centre: Our trained volunteers provide nonjudgemental, confidential counselling and information on ail methods of birth control, planned and unplanned pregnancy, subfertility and V.D. We also have an extensive lending library and do referrals to community agencies. Hours; 9:304:30 daily, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings 7:00-10:00 in CC 206, ext. 2306. We advocate responsible sexuality.

- Sat., Jan 19 Theatresports! 890 p.m. in HH 180. Yes, the lively game of improvisationarcomedy is back. Admission is $1 or $1.50 non Fed members. Fed Flicks: See Friday.

- Sun., Jan. 20 Holy Eucharist: 9:30 and 1I :OO a.m. St. Bede’s Chapel. 9:30 a.m. Village II, East Lounge. Rm. 102. Anglican Campus Ministry. Folk Dance Classes: 730.9:30 p.m., at the Adult Recreation Centre, 185 King St. Waterloo. Beginners are welcome. Partners are not needed. information 576-2653 or 579.1020. ‘KW international Folk Dance Group.

Junior Farmers. U of W Junior Farmer meeting. CC 110. Doug 888-6066. Sisters of St. Joseph invite everyone to watch “It’s No Rose Garden”, a special half-hour documentary on CHCH-TV, Channel 11, at 6:30 p.m. Film produced by Bev Bowman. Of possible interest to students of social work, nursing, anthropiogy. Chapel Service: informal ser&e and discussion. Conrad Grebei College Chapel. 7:00 p.m. The Many Moods of Taquanyah. 24 watercoior paintings will be on display at the Taquanyah Nature Centre from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. These are the works of Hagersviiie artist, Adriana de Ruyter. The Taquanyah Nature Centre is located west of Cayuga off Hwy 3 near Decewsviile. For more information call (4 16) 768-3288.

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prevent an unplanned pregnancy: for more information or birth control or sexuality call 888. 4096 or 888-4068, Monday 8-l 1 p.m. All calls will be confidential.

House of Debates: come and enjoy a great debate in St. Jerome’s room 229 at 5:30 p.m. New members will be worshipped.

The Waterloo Public Interest Research Group is your research and popular education centre for work on environmental and social justice issues. We/offer the opportunity to actively apply your academic research arid spare time to environmental and contemporary social justice issues.

GGLOW (Gay and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo) Coffeehouse in CC 110 beginning at 8 p.m. At 10 p.m., those interested will leave to rendezvous at the Club downtown Ktchener. Call the GLLOW for details ((884-4569). Fdes available. Economics Society Coffeehouse in HH 373 from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. Free coffee and doughnuts. Everyone welcome. Gymanstics

see Tuesday, Jan. 22.

Kitchener Public Library lectures by Laurier professors. This week, “The Search for King Arthur”, by H. MacLachian, English Department.

DEC Demonstration of Computer-Based Learning Systems. On the hour between 9 a.m. and 12 noon in MC 5158. All interested persons welcome.

Art Exhibit. The works of Susan Shantz wil be exhibited in the Concburse Gallery at Laurier. The gallery is open during regular university hours. Admission is free and everyone welcome. Until Feb. 1st.

Students for Life meetings every Thursday at 4:30 p.m. in CC 135. Everyone welcome - bring a friend.

Morning Prayer: Monday to Friday, 9 a.m. St. Bede’s Chapel. Anglican Campus Ministry. Women Fiimakers in West Germany. The Film Studies Department at Laurier continues their series in Room 2- 112 of the Central Teaching Building with “Erikas Leidenschaften”. Admission is free. Everyone is welcome. Art Exhibit. Last day to see the works of R. B. MacDonald in the Concourse Gallery. Admission free. Everyone welcome.

Skydiving Club: 1st jum course will be held at 7:30 p.m. in MC 3006. cost: $105 plus $15 membership fee. Register at PAC Receptionist. For more information call Wayne at 745-7619.

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Evening prayer and sermon. Conrad Grabel College Chapel. 430 p.m.

Folk and Blues Club. 7:30 to 10~00 p.m. CC 110. Everyone welcome, bring your guitar, bring a friend. Look for upcoming Coffeehouse on Jan. 31 st. Great Debates: There will be a great debate in St. Jerome’s room 229 at 5:30 p.m. Come participate or just watch.

- Thurs. Jan. 24 Come out to the U of W Students-for Life meetings every Thursday at 4:30 p.m. in the campus center room 135. Everyoine is welcome - Bring a friend! The Absurdity of Life without God(cont’d) 4:30 to 7:OOpm in Eng 1 room 2536 Waterloo Christian Fellowship Supper Meetings

- Tues., Jan. 22 Living With Cancer: group sessions providing support to patients and families. Meeting held at the Adult Recreation Centre, King and -Allen Sts., Waterloo, 886-8888. Canadian Cancer Society. Come Fly with the Gymnastics Club. practice 4:307:00. in Blue PAC. Bombshelter: Live entertainment...Gien 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.

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There will be a general meeting for bii AIESEC members Thurs. Jan 17, 3:30 in cc 113. Ail interesteg-inay attend Folk and Blues Th%day Jan 24,1985 7:30 - 1000 p.m. cc rm 110 Everyone welcome, bring your guitar, bring a friend. Look for upcoming coffeehaus(Jan 31 st) House of Debates: There will be a great debate in St. Jeromes room 229 on Jan 24, 1985 at 5:30 p.m. Come participate or just watch.

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by Ian Lipton Other topicsdebated were: senior citizens’s homes, industrial The controversial issu/e, of abortion was raised at the waste$resources, and agricultural management. Kitchener all-candidate debate January 8th. held at the Valhalla After ‘the -debate, each candidate was asked his stance on Inn. The debate between Tory leadership candidates Industry ugiversity-related issues. Minister Frank Miller, Attorney General Roy Mcmurtry, ’ When asked how to balance the ever-increasing university Treasurer Larry Grossman and Agriculture Minister Dennis ’ operating costs, Mr. McMurtIy indicated that an increase in Timbre11 was fifth of seven before the January 24th area provincial government support would ‘precede any increase in ridings. _ student tuition fees, such as the; one -proposed by Larry This debate was- the first at which the abortion issue was Grossman. Mr. Grossman advocates increasing the tuition fees raised The question asked-was: “Do you believe in choice on ‘at a rate of 10% a year above the rate of i&l&r& untii these fees the abortion issue?” constitute 25% of the university operating budgets.‘?&-isThe 17% bf.the-operating costs. Ali fourleadership candidates responded to the question, but ) current tuition fees constitute Mr. McMurtry also felt that the-private-sector should “bear none as strongy as Mr. Timbrell who said that he was strongly some of the responsibility” for funding.; . . _“pro-life”. Mr. Miller told Imprint .&hat._ more -federal government . Attorney General Roy McMurtry was first to respond, funding would help alleviate%he. @ro*b\em ,of underfunding. saying that his personal views should not influence the party Mr. Timbre11 felt that increasing tuit$n fees, along with an increase of support from-the-private sector are two-remedies ofHe said that ‘increased provincial government Mr. McMurtry added that he had no choice in pressing ! underfunding. support would definitely be&t of the question now due to the charges against Dr. Henry Morgentaler two weeks ago. Mr. large provincial deficit. The &rent provincial deficit is just McMurtry received some criticism from- the pro-choice over $3 billion. advocates for re-arresting Dr. M.orgentaler after an Ontario Mr. Timbre11 also told- Imp&t that he,would allow tuition. jury recently-found him not guilty of conspiracy to commit a fees to rise gradually to 2Oyo of the operating costs. All miscarriage. candidates agreed that universkty underfunding is the main Mr. McMurtry said that it is his duty to “administer@stice” reason foi the declining‘luality -Iof university education.’ under the premise that Parliament, not the jury system, is 9 1 Mr. Timbre11 also sug$%ed that some O.S.A.P. adjustments responsible for changing laws. . are necessary to ensure universal fin&&al .accessibility. Treasurer Larry Grossman sided’ with Mr. McMurtry, Mr. Timbre11 said that self-employed people, such as farmers, I indicating that he .would not use’his personal values for creating policy. He did say, however, that he was satisfied-with the . who possess assets of greater value thantthat prescribed in the _ guidelines but are unable to access them due to their non-liquid . current law. ’ J nature, areoften denjed complete government-assistance. He Industry Minister Frank Miller’s answer was to the point. He said that these people-should be elltitled to the same O.S.A.P. personally was opposed to abortion’ on demand, but felt that it benefits as those who qualify for complete government would be more of a crime~to deny women in need of it the right T#,; man with the intense stare is none other thanfiont-running assistance. to decide. ‘At the .end of last week, most polls indicated a close race tory leader&@ hopefue Frank Miller: a fhmer med car Ironically, as the question was -being asked,. fifteen antidealer’ and architect of provincial starvation budgets. \ between Miller and Timbrell, with Grossman in third and \ Globe and Mail pipto-McMurtry trailing. abortion demonstrators 7 _ i ._marched at the front of the hotel. z policy

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_ by :‘Judj Matthews 1 Nominations for Feb/ruary’s Federation of Students’ ‘presidential elections opened last Monday, Jan. 14. As of Tuesday afternoon, Jan. ‘ 15, Scott Forrest was the only candidate to announce officially his irntention to run. ’ ’ Scott Forrest is enrolled in 2nd. year Recreation and is c currently president of the student council. at ST. Paul’s United Church College. Mr. Forrest’s experience in-student politics ranges from’ 2 Y years on St. Paul’s student council to the Federation Residence Cotincil this year. He was a Turnkey for the winter term of 1984 where he tr ‘Yearned a great deal about the goings on around campus.” MA Forrest has named 3rd year CA student Willie Grove as his running mate! Mr. -Grove is currently a Don at Village J . .. -. Arts student Sonny Flanagan has indicated his intention toseek- the presidency. Mr. Flanagan is currently, in 3B . Philosophy and his organizational experience ranges from his - position as deputy returning$fficer for the presidential election - last year-to chairing the Creative Arts Board of the Federation. He recently resigne.d this’position because of conflicts with . the present executive. ” He has spent- two years with the - “Friends” organiiation in the community and is currently a member of the housing committee. 1Mr. Flanagan has named Warren Maycock as his running mate Mr. Maycock-is presently in 2nd year accounting. He has also been policy director for the youth progressive conservative s party at UW. ,-.. _ c1_ , / ’ -j ._ I_ I ’ Last weeks uncomm’itted candidate, Ross Morrissey has ,. decided not to run. Vice-president, operations and finance, Jeff Wilson l

Nominations of candidates. Vohrnteers are needed l Senate closed at 3:@ pm. . to read material for 1 Friday, Jan . !I, 1985; The ‘visually impaired students llowing seats were filled by on campus: Readings are clam&ion: 7 . , : in person or on tape. No: Two (2) Undergraduates _previous experience is :rms to April 30, 1987) necessary; the reading may Brian Fortune (Math) be done at your conveniDavid Leis (At. Large) ence. Call Florence If you require further formation, please call me at _ , , 1_

The Campus Health _ - Promotion staff will be testing interested people to determine L the effect of bdt h smoking and secand handsmoke on their 1 blood leve:h of carbon monoxide. ‘The Catipus Health Promb‘tion staff will be available in the ‘Ca’mpus Centre on Weedless. Wednesday,

confirmed his intention to run, but has not official& &c&redhis candidacy. Ynval’uable” is how Mr. Wilson described his experience in student politics. _ In the past, he has been chairperson of both the Campus Centre Board and the Board. of \ Eiternal Liason. Before university, he was vice-president of the Ontario Secondary SchbolStudents Association, which, he says, is analago’us to the OFS, but at a secondary school level. I He believes he would be\good for the Federation because “my. experience in the corporation has given me insight into how the corporation is actually doing.” Mr. Wilson’s running mate will be Kathryn Seymou:. Ms. Seymour’s experience in the Federation includes two,years as chairperson of the Board of Communic%tions: She is currently enrolled in a joint honours program in HKLS/Sociology and has applied for a Rhodes Scholarship. The fourth candidate to seek the presidency isCameron Mr. Anderson has been attending the university Anderson. since 1979.. He has a background in Political Science-and ’ Environmental Studies. He has served on the Federation of Students Council as the Man-Environment. repi andis currently / office manager of imprint. \ - Mr. Anderson believes thz “the- best party% comprised of ’ the best party-ers. . We pledge to distribute party favours, crackers,- beer vouchers, and the Federation executive budget to the students” he stated. !, .. . / : / He also stated “We hold these things to be selfkvident: one, good government is .a contradiction in ter’ins; two, there% no governm&t like no government.” *

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This week marked the long awaited release of the report the Commission on the Future of the Universities of Ontario. Nicknamed the “Bovey Commission” after its chairman, Edmund Bovey, the three man panel spent thirteen months and $650,000 paving the road Ontario Universities will follow for the next two decades. Though many student groups, including our own Feds’ and the beloved Ontario Federation of Students(OFS), made detailed submissions to the commission, they seem only to have produced a few extra words in the recommendations. I refer specifically to the commission’s observation, “if governments are unable to find the additional s91-million needed to restore and enhance quality and accessiblility in the universities,...increasing tuition fees is an alternative source of revenue.” As the chances of finding $91 -million lying around are slim, couldn’t they have just recommended that tuition rise, and leave it at that? Some have suggested that the report could become an election issue, hence Bette Stephenson’s silence. I suggest otherwise. I think that the next leader of the Ontario RC party will note John Turner’s mistake, wait until the convention hype has toned down, and call a summer election, perhaps even with this point in mind: a summer election would find student organizations scattered, and, thus, lacking a collective voice. The commission also recommends that, though the policy of easy access to Ontario universities remains valid, “this objective has to be balanced

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against the priority for quality.” A thinly veiled recommendation that accessibility be reduced. An additional hint that we might expect reduced access to universities is the recommendation that all universities be allowed a “corridor of insensitivity to enrolment changes of +/-4%” within which they would still be eligible for full grants. In English, this means that all universities would be able todecrease enrolment by up to 4% without losing any free cash. Further, universities such as Waterloo, with over 15% of their operating funds coming in the form of federal research grants, would be able to reduce enrolment an extra 4%. This translates roughly into 1,200 fewer space for students at UW alone. This result would occur despite an expected 8% surge in enrolment, peaking in 1990-91. These recommendations coupled with. the suggestion that “particular emphasis” be placed”on achieving concentration resource-oriented (on research) by institutional specialization” will produce in the future a tiered university system based to a great extent on elitism, somewhat analagous to that of the United States, i.e., there will be a collection of “Ivy League” and “not so Ivy League” universities. This analogy is, of course, rather crude and open to question, but I think it captures the essence of my argument. I am not saying whether this is good or bad--that’s up to you to decide. Nor am I blaming the Bovey Commission for its recommendations. Rather, I see the commission as having articulated an inevitable future. T.A. Grier

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In the wake of the recent shakedown of the even considering the abscence of a Villages, plumber, the word Villagegate has been bandied about -- drawing a parallel between the Nixon Administration fiasco and our own Security S.W.A.T. team’s efforts at vigilante justice. Some feel that perhaps our intrepid Security officials have been following the Subway Avenger’s exploits a tad too closely. Needless to say, such a comparison can be seen as a bit exaggerated; nevertheless, regardless of the good doctor’s (Wright’s) reiterations of the legality of the operation, something has definitely gone amiss

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in Disneyland. All of which could be considered in a better light if some kind of definite action was to be forthcoming -- perhaps the officers in question could be given jail terms in some posh prison/resort where they could write their memoirs. Instead, what appears? A presidential handwringing and an “internal” investigation that shows all the signs of disappearing up its own posterior orifice. Given that no one wants to publicly crucify anyone for a profusion of official zeal, we should still be wary lest our Administration seek to add to the dust under its carpet. Mathew

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<ealize that the searches of student residences in.December were 1 iegitimate, legal and warranted.

in the ViJlage residences is a, frigh,tening example of, bow su#posedly mature adults can be totally caught up in a frenzy of. self-righteous indignation and thereby lose any ,nuggets of common sense they may once have possessed. While the vocal segment of the student body fill the dir with rhetoric about the stinging despotism of the university’s Security force, those who take the time to look at what actually transpired cannot help bpt \’ . -

* - ,,./ WhilC some irregularities in the authorization of thesearches must be acknqwledged, the fact that well over 100 .road -signs were‘ confiscated would seem to indicate that the ‘Security force acted not without good cause. According to both police offi&ers and City of Waterloo officials; there is “no legal way” to obtain these signs. Furthermore, people are regularly charged and -m _. ^-_ . - ^ _. convicted tbr possession of stolen signs and at least one.latality has resulted in the region-due to a-missing stop sign. In light of this, ceftain’students should consider themselves fortu.nate that criminal ,charges weren’t-laid. Nonetheless, there does seem to be ah element-of &he student population -- most. likely the. same element which delights in

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Soapbox fi a feature intended’ as a forum for individual -Imprint staff members to express their opinions.

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detailing the extent to which their rights were violated, while failing to realize. that the actions of ihose they tire dqfending indicate a far greater contempt for the rights and safety of

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Leading th‘e chorus of condemnation is Fed president Tom Allison who, no, doubt blinded by his own self-sertiing opportunism, h&s about his hopes that the Security force will be charged with theft, conveniently ignoring the fact.that no evidence exists to indicate that any laws were violated. The search and seizure laws of this province, as well as the laws regarding’ the possession of stolen, property, are available to everyone and are relatively easy to deciphe_r,” It rni$ be wise fdr

certain students to fatiiliarize themselves with the& laws before making statements of mind-&u&bing fatuity like “I don’t remember signing a document allowing Security to enter my ’

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rcquir.e up-war& of half a page to demonstrate their selfrighteo&%ess, 1 ‘wil4 .be brief in demonstrating mine. I It. is about time that eke Gerrard, in his infinite wisdom,. -has seen fit-: to finally’write a relevant column (Imprint, Jan -18, -1985). Luckily for people, such as myself, the subject matter of this ~oltimfi .leawsm.uch room for difference 6f opinibn. , I, take particular exception to the statement: “V& certainly.-have a right to t& public facilities without being confronted by sexual activity, but washroom sex hardly ever infringes on that right . .. ” Simply, this itatement defies logic, and it is surprising that anyone wishing.to be t&ken seriotisly would write it. _ I a!so question Mr. Gerrard’s glib tireatment Yof complaints as stemming from “nothing more serious than loitering”, as well as the logical fallacy--leading up to his claim .that “t-he acts arestaking @ace in private”. . Lbt .‘! suggest to’-Mr. &rrard that\ he -e&her.&&@ up his work or hang up his pen. ’ . \ /

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room.” We’re not talking about a contract. but the law! As for the argument-that the raids, while legal, were immbral and unjust, ii too..seems to be based more on emotion than

reason. One .needn’tp@sess a-degree in political philoso.$hy to ieaiize that an individual is not only sa& but also, freer in a society where these freedoms are protected, i.e. where laws . exist. Locke, Rousseau, etc. make this point much--more convincingly that I could. It follows that the enforcement of the&laws must alsd be undertaken. This occasionally results in of us_would rather pot - - conveniences -like ‘sober drivers being stopped &uring police , spot checks, innocent citizens occaSional% being detained by discuss; however, it cannot be swept under-the carpet, not -- when charges of gross indecency have just driv?n a man police, and private property sometimes being s&zed. Whil e / undesirable in themselves, to assert that these minor breaches c,f to commit suicide. ’ ‘, Last December, police in St. Catharines received individuals’ liberties are libt‘ ultimately iti -the fiublic’s be2it To: the editor: com$aints about sexual activity in a publi washroom at a interest is positively banal. = : ’ In conclusions, let me i-e-iterate the sentiments that the raid S Perhaps one of the mo&dmmon remar’ks made about . . i shopping mall. They observed the *Was1 room for one were indeed unftitunate and regrettable. The fact cannot be our Lcampus: is its. spaciousness. The rolling hills, the. ever we& using hidden video cameras, -On Janudry 5,32 men were charged with g&s @decency or comt@@ng ignored, ho,weuer, that those who insist upon’ not on! 4 present trees, the-quaint- wooden bridges bending over a long -. an indecent act. disregarding but continually viola&g the laws of our +%oc& Y ’ $$nding brook, all crebte a warm, comf&ng’ Iambience. What, ’ One of the meti went home, k&d his wife and-two should not be-surprised when effortsare made to defetid thei e the&glazed eyed-individualsseem to ‘overlook is the lack‘of- ec laws. _ If a bit of critical se!f-atiilysis by those affected i S indoor space. ignoring the residence pyoblems, 1:~ referring to‘~ children goodbye, told the”m he loved them, and left in his car. He drenched himself with gasoline while he was undertaken as a result ,of these raids, perhaps they may eve n th’e sparsity of classrooms , prove to have been valuable. driving.,wen set wmself on fire. Like most students here at Waterloo, I have dome for.an7 I 1 How can something like this happen? What kind pf Thoplas Jakobsh education. Hence 1 expect a few bare essentials. I$-&, a chair; society is this, in which 9 man would sentence himself to aArts so far my daily tug of war, has proven exha&ing and. impeding to rn3 concentration for thi ._rest-’ of the’ Iclass. *. horrlbl death rather than face the social stigma at&$hed to a victi Iii ess crime? What kind of news media do we have, -1Segondly, a desk: call me a fool but 11etijoj! writing on a -flat,-: what kind of police? ’ 1&2l surface. Finally, and most importantly,’ a classr6om, St. Catharines police say they w%re for&d to ‘(take preferably. one weithout a large pillar in its ce$er com&etel$ .-corrective measures”. The plaiti fact though, @ that -blocking off half the -blackboard. ’ s1 arrests don’t even ssolve the problem. m+r an arrest, j -To the editor: Now don’t g&t me wrong. All my courses have their:’ ‘: sexual activity ceases temporatily, but soon s@ts to climb classrooms but -it was a bit of a. blow yhen I.1 I ‘hY”-iyply to a lei$er, it was stated by the editor that accordin< g accompanying back up to previous ‘levels, and the police are again to Imprint’s legal’ ‘counsel, the ri&wspaper could be he14d discovere@ that: of my four math courses,one was in the Physics. ’ I “forced” to make more arreetsr ~DO we really wapt to go responsible for an dpinion expressed tin a letter signed with a; building and the remaining three w’ere! moved to the PAC _ I 1 through this exercise every year or two? pseudonym. _ building,in the weight training rooms nonetheless. . ,. The& are ways to prevent washroom sex: isolate each Needless to say, this event has caused a great deal of anger stall by extending the -partitions from Boor to-ceiling; 1 would be most irateful-if the dircumstances under wbicl !l and confusion among math and health st-udents alike. What has ’ * remove the doors from every second stall; pas\ prominent * this might occur, as .well as th& reason for placing the happeqed to the previously assigned classes? They have been’. . ‘responsibility with the newspaperrather than the author;‘&@ signs warning that the premises are under surveillance,-or replaced by office space and a new computer lab. Strange when 3 *-. that uniformed sec@ty guards conduct regular patrols. _ be elaborated upon. .I laid dowh ‘$1300 last September I assumed it w&S for my. s _ These actually eliminate the problem. : ‘” On anoth@ tdpic, I wis,h to sugge&as constructive cri&isn n benefit. .Granted, now some professors can be less,. ,; that the readability of Imprint ?rnigl$ be much improved b:Y And what, is the problem+ Wi ce‘rtainly hav& A right toclaustrophobic or soma T.A.‘s can <advance from portable, taking more care with’ the typ&ettitig.or p!oofreading the se1t use public facilitibs withou1- being confronted by se&l 1 status. And some mgth students can now play ardund with a:1 .- activity; but ‘washroom sex hrirdly ever infringes that right; page and ‘correcting mistakes which .may have .-occuti+ed. new. and @ill- experimental language that will do their .- i+ F. “Ice” Argyle ,- complaints almost invariably cotie frorripeople eo have homework for them. However, these math students survived in a * ‘_ . _ . witnessed nothing more serious than l&e&g. Tte fact: previous years without it. j &&or’s reply: Dear Mr. /Argyl& aticordin? to Imprint’slegc that. police have to hide cameras in- places-‘where do-; As if this wasn’t enough, I walked down the halls of the math’ counsel, a newspaper can be held responsible for an opin(o human eye would ever be should show that the act,s are building and saw empty classrooms the admini~tiati~n said -> I_ taking place in private. expressed in a letter signed with dpseydonym because, first, th ‘were supposed to. be full, while above?sit the empty confere$e In the long run, social change is required; washro@m’ i; newspaper is responsible for everything print& in its pages; an rooms that we-re supposed. to be constantly occupied. Of L c sex simply till not go away ‘as long as homosexuality second, use of a pseudonym might. imp-ly-Thai- the newspapt course, this is the sort of disorganlzation ]I’ve come to expect j reTains stigmatized. Most of the men who have sex in supports the opinion expres~ed.Impr@’ does make a from a,he administrators. . i washrooms are married and. have families. They h&e no SFexception for Zeke Gerrard’s column for obvious reasons.(‘ I ’ It seems to me the fudamental cauie of all these difficulties is ‘: ‘. . contact with the gay community, no gay friends. They are that the Pauling’s Princip.alities have their priorities conf%& L -guilt-ridden and &o&d; many cannot even admit to -Educatipn at a university should always take precedence over : themselves that they are lion?osexual.. the more convenient frills. ’ 1. ’ So how can this situation be -- -_ Only as s&ial.a@itudes ch-e will meir like these learn remedied? 1 suggest a little patience. In /eighteen months when -. :: to accept ‘their sexuality, and- social pressures wili :no the new computer building is constructed the university will be :’ longer force them to preserve their secret in the There have been a few changes@ Imprint’s columns. Fed see hing with computing labs and office space. But until then let t . anonymity of a, public washroom. Unless people have the Pulse and Get Over It, People! haye been discontinued s s students have a chance tosit comfortably behind‘s desk in-a I .I . freedom to integrate their sexuality in&j the r&t of their. , due to lack of submissions. ‘A.FroshJ?ye view has been classroom that doesn’t smell ‘of B.O. / I lives, thy tragedy in St. Catharlnes will be repeated, &gain :moyd to page 7 to make more room for letters on this Bruce Sutherland i \ I. _and again. r Applied Math, 2b page. \ _: I -r - .,s,. _2 , ^ __; _, - * .. ” .: ., r-.‘. _I< 1 .,,z \ i.

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the need for reasoned logic. Out of the 18th century into the present, and we find that Rousseau still lives on; in fact much of society stiil thinb that men are common-sensical and efficient. But wait, Monsieur Rousseau specifically mentioned that females were only good , for useless and gaily irrelevant conversation, and sex, let’s not forget. While he parodied the 18th century cocks and hens dressed in

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were /far superior to any other race, including women. So, what. You don’t believe it. Besides, it’s old hat. What does this have to do with reality? The updated theory of “the noble savage”,. entitled “The Noble, That’s Reality Man” theory goes something like this: The 20th century man has something to say at all times. The 20th century man knows his car radios, his electrical circuit boards and most of all, his audio-visual equipment. The horsecart was replaced. And here is the punchline: Rousseau would think these lads are still superior to their woman friends. Why? Because the latest novel, the vogue‘ fashions, the newest cuisine and living gadgets, and the “ethnic spots” aren’t as important as the 12 volt car battery. The days of inferiority are far gone, thanks to women wanting to conquer the career world. Dare 1 say superior? What if it weren’t for us “nagging females” where would the restaurant biz

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solar system other than “experiments conducted by man on orclbseto the earth”. Galileo’s experiments fall into this category, I believe, as do the observations of all the space probes we have sent out. Further, no one has actually observed the pattern of solar motions directly (the pat.tern is entirely extrapolated from experiemental data, such’ as Galileo’s), and the motive force of the motions, gravity, may well be simply a terrestrial phenomena. Of course gravity has been tested for directly on the moon, Mars and Venus, but all the evidence is only based on observations conditioned by our earthly experience of the nature of gravity; and in all cases (earthly or other), no one has actually observed gravity, much less explained its existence or propagation. If we can’t explain gravity, then we can’t explain the existence or pattern of solar motions: Kepler’s Laws thus rest upon the delusion of experimental extrapolation. The most obvious solution, then, is to believe that God’s hand pushes all before it, just as a child pushes his boots around in the bath. 1 love it! Let’s backtrack, but replace the “aether” theory with the “bathwater” theory, and for the future remember not to throw the baby out with the bathwater as that evil, free-thinking genius Einstein did for many of us. Keith Montgomery

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To the editor Professor Schroeder has finally come clean (Forum, Jan. 11 .th): Although he does not agree with the scientific view of the universe, he admits that it is, at least in a ‘limited fashion experimentally verifiable. Belief in God, on the other hand, rests solely upon faith, and nothing e’lse. Furthermore, unlike scientific beliefs (theories), religious beliefs are pre-ordained, and unchanging. First, Schroeder’s views fail to produce one single, testable hypothesis. Science doesn’t stop: It doesn’t even begin in his universe. Even the most basic science is subject to great doubt. Second, given this, I must seriously question whether Schroeder would have accepted Galileo’s invitation to look through his telescope at the heavens, or whether, like many wise men of the church at the time, he would have refused stating that the view given by the telescope would be merely a deception and in no way a reflection of the true nature of our solar system. Hence, third, I must conclude that Schroeder still believes that the earth is the centre of the solar system. Why? Well, first, the Bible is quite unequivocal on the matter, and I know of no metaphysical or other

serves drinks as I usually don’. drink during a term (despite my faculty’s stereotype). However, it seems reasonable that I should have access to it as a dining hall.Wc (underage reasoning on which he can base any other conclussion students) have a right to Fed Hall. with equal certainty, because Second, there is no other evidence that the sun is Michael McCool, 1B Eng

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My roommate doesn’t read. ’ % ;. - I2 ’ ’ I’m not saying he can’t read. Many is the night I've seem him practically paste& to the ‘insides of an accounting text, whizzing~rightalong. Noi:herea.ds very. ! well; he>doesn’t even mo,ve;+his lips. -: 1a’ j: ’ What I’m, trying to tell.’ you is that he. doesn’t read for personal enjo$ne$.H&d rather Watch sports,-work-out fiddle @udy. * _ _bI -l ..’ A ’ . 5. , _ T- with.h~i$+a$; . . , \ .” 1-_ . *f.I,‘on.@re. other hand, read. ‘A lot. &as&&I read no less-than %l books for: no other &asonthanp.e11 I read the * back, front, and ‘side&of cereal boxes;>.-I-read the little on earth it’s predicted results -,necessitates To the editor: to view “unexplained,, as that a complete rewarning signs above;fire alarms. . ;; false alarmof fire is a In his ‘a.rticle of Jan. 11, which is unkownable and by ‘do notconsistently agree with _ write of ancient’ hi&$-y), and: ’ crim<fial-offense, punishable under.-,. . Once while sitting, ’, ! others. 1985, Prof. Schroeder goes .to extension, proof of the those observed using a science/ in the ‘john I got very upset because there was nothing, grave lengths to illustrate for which, even in Prpf. existence. of God and .the Prof. Schroeder also ‘.there-for me to peruse - I read the bottomof the Kleenex’ I boj$>$.;,,:~ . ., ,. , t :; _. . . Sch-rpeder’s estimation, the uninitiated the-dual nature I literal j interpretation .of regards himself&s somewhat, works “very close to earth,,. of light. I am sure some were Genesis as the only true of a seer when he-Says “@an,Po ‘y&get the idea ,yet? .“delighted” by this service, cosmogeny. To be sure, we There are ’ ancient models j cannot know, ever, the true I:get’aa9_t outof-reading. Not that-1 belLeve that a(bo;k, However, what he does,after including that- of the Hindu cannot explain the duality of consti@ion. ;of they heave@* ‘, -or%$&$i&or that matter’, can-transport you toa wilder; this elucidation is fantastic. Mahabharata, which predict and ‘~~~l~xi~s,$Z~~i~~~’ &if< , light. This duality is only a _inore- w$in@erful; place (my’ apologies to those readers Hesays this duality cannot be model by which we are a cyclic universe. (A model distant 5heavenly bodies ‘are currently ‘on some heavy drug)lbut a good book iill allow explained, which is true. that in part agrees with one of consistently able to predict inaccessible by man”. (the nie to forget&e troubles of the day. 1 suppose this means Since this duality cannot be light’s behayiour. the two more widely held .moon and planets arc The virtue I’m an escapist, that I have trouble facing up to reality. c. ’ explained, he maintains that of any model is its ability to cosmogenies. The other, of heavenly bodies or hasn’t he Fine. .’ ’ I all of our information predict results whic’h-course, being continued heard).. 1 find this sort. of I’m not .going to make excuses for -my,self. ,I enjoy regarding distance, star expansi-on and eventual audacio-us repeatedly parallel obsei&abie pomposity’ sitting up in bed ‘till three in the morningjust to finishthe “lights out”). ’ structure and galactic reality. appalling, all the more so last ‘two hundred pages of a\ good Isaac Asimov story. evolution must be called in According to this, and - Prof. Schroeder makes the coming from a. member of the Last. term. I ,even. pulled that stunt the might before my ,i question. Then in a quantum other models, the universe is _ classic mistake of-all wtio look ’ Faculty. The Natioynal algebra midterm. I was so nervous that there-was no way ‘. leap (a phrase he must surely for answers while blinded: by Enquirer: is always interested some 15 billion years old. The I was going to get to.bleep,%o I ‘finished off’a book: -“>. despise) he says, in effect, in predictions: Perhaps Prof. structure ‘and dispersion of . faith or personal beliefs: that Knowing the ending of the novel gave me such agreat ‘* “Aha! 1 poked a hole in your galaxies aspredicted by’ these of making their model fit at all ,- Schroeder’s pen could lbe put :. feelihg that I just drifted right .off to sleep, (or maybe%:. theory, therefore my theory models cl,osely match that of - , costs. That -of mak‘ing the,, tp’better use by joining the,,, reading~for,five h-ours straight made me -tired-enaugh.? +; ,works -and GPnesis is once the observable. universe.. The .,facts fit the--modelratherthan _*,pe,.t& af ~-,the &,mdry.~~eers, f-:&& knows 1 &u@j’t &j;ly rh;ai‘longJ+-. ‘,., . 1. -1 again validated.” ., universeproposedbyGenesis is .’ the converse. Include in Prof. ’ psychics, p&phets, divines If you haven’t had a real good read ina long time --“get; _ Schroeder’s company such and other crackpots of similar Perhaps Prof. Schroeder much younger (according, to at it! Getting otherpeople opinions of the world is an.’-.$’ . I 1.Z’ enjoys a more the “scholarly” Bishop Ussher _ notables as Love11 (Martian ilk, whb,grac&he &‘@ir;Prk. ’ an@zing catalystto f&ning;your~own. .*/ subtle .s,, _ D & fi fk e‘n- bikes, I rathe$‘ thgh “ttin~; command of ‘Enghsh than do about 12igoo years). ,Very ‘-;,‘;‘,Cana 1s )‘, .-.?‘o n ” ,lf,you ar&%ot $itis$‘ied’ after your first book, you can;:’ -;,:, I.+,, , IS 1. view ‘,‘unexplained”., as. .little :oE,thc body of scientific i?:ItCharidtiP of +I the Gods), filler for+$m~~. r#.trn~ it; to &he $brarg and receive aifree exchange: I&@t+; that which is not understood knowledge is, in <fact, in >.>aVelikovsky (a collision with . &,,&~L; &&I .’ -., .’ . . .‘ like spy‘ novels? i Try. Science Fiction. Try biographiesf’.+ or known in detail, -He seems accord with Genesis <for even . Venusin Biblical times which 3a Electi Engineering1 -Try history. ‘-Try anything; but, for (expletive delete& : ~ j . stay, away from roma,cc novels! @cl Ilike to bring backmy room,mate (into the’discu&on ‘i that-Ss)~~ca~e-I~~eel.i might have given you the idea th&t!g <I find him slightly less than competent, That’s not so.’ .. ‘We’re’lall-different; we all enjoy different things and it’s no .’ .-$o the editor: ,I. -, ’ :-I, .the~‘theo~~es.~~~ttacke;l-,. in the -$ja that :he :d’oesn,t r&d.. I enjoy the things he takes-: - *~‘After=reading.the’ article is” article are superior to Biblical pleasure in, too, just not to his. e$xtent. ‘1 value ,his :*.,your last issue &$tten~by Mr: I .explanations. - %o me- the-: , ftiendship highly andI’m sure he’d take no’offense at my_a- 1. Schroeder, .*‘I thought,* that. : descriptioi of creatiof$given 5 -I *pinion or what I’ve saidaboutihim. ‘ ,.I\ Besides, *he doesn’t’ read this paper;. ’ . ,” -: perhaps a few comments were ins the Bfbk was one intendeli ‘_ -/ in .order. According to I the ~ to explainthings in a way that farmers .and ,*.article, religion and science ‘: urmdu‘cated \ s ,:provide irreconcilable> peasants could understand. 1 .. by Le? M&kos ,!_ 1, c -+&scriptions f thecreation of think that if the 4 Bible is Look at’ him: ‘His flesh is sallow, like the yellowed“. &e universe %t&l of man.’ Mr. inter;jreted less literally it still ‘, pages of his,. ancient books which -line the shelves above; Schroeder proceeds to try to provides a- reasonable his cot. His bedroom reeks of tobacco-and marijuana an&’ .&show us how ill-founded all explanation and it even agrees -liquor: .I..-T$opular models,.. oEu- our ’ with those theories which Mr, Each morning, he comes down into the kitchen $2 ,t: “$.niverse are and thereby&o,w Schroeder finds so&tasteful. make breakfast for -me, I’ a$dr,i ‘Tcoriict the description 1 of 46 man progresses it is only questions me .about my studies at UW. -I cannot teli %for ”..-&+t& ’ given; in the .Bible .+ right: that his concept of God certain if he isproud of me in a father’s way, or bitter@:,1‘ ,~?$&st$& , 2,; .. ?: , ‘,I ’ ~ sho$ld *also change. If we jealous.;-Both, I suspect. . ,_-.... 5’.. :’ 3_ :.:q1’ , found ’ the . argu~ments _ regQd,,- the ’ beliefs. I of the /- . ,Aftey breakfast .,I ,.walk.through the &.+ of WaterIo@‘$ ~?‘&ovided +in this article .half peoples who preceded us by. with my f~ther~edallingalongside onhis pedicab, andthe,?’ .$@ked andhard” to stomach. - fourmilienia as immutable - people stop to watch our passage with samething akin tqf.:; ;I They .did more to show Mr. then we-do little credit to the awe. It is a strange feeling; -but I am -sIowly gro$$g,’ ~&chroedei’s ignorance than to .minds- which Gods has. given -, , --.I ~ ^ j accustomed to it. :! pcove his points on religion. us.‘, _I . , .- _ .-‘fjnce out of the slums, 1 catcba bus which takes me to’-; ?&a,m a Christian but at the the campus, and he stands there shivering with his hands 2 , -* Lars ;Wilke ;$ame time I- believe that all of. in his pockets. He never moves until the bus has carrie&’ Y; ;me out of sight. -’ , -. Most offthe studentsat the, University a,re filthy rich; “’ ’ they think.the slums are just a bad rumour. Some of th& students are like me. \;ire*re here because the governm&::~ -““‘-. funds our education on the basis of our grades. ,.The-+.. ?$& the Editor: . \ . . me. that as a Federation--. I bourgeoisie- scum can do, whatever they like becat.&= .F I they’rein the green, but the,rest:of us have to work Ii&$? dogs, juggling a job., arib”an educational system th$$i are,” engaged .<-column on underage students ,--:,ihe-.g~otgdhat I cannot wait :for. our, grades tosllp so thatt;it can kick u&-. i . ? $nd I’m- glad someone’ out _ there. <Therefore, you have a out. L{j;-here is fighting. I, hopefully, right, to go and enjoy your My father almost went toUniver&y. 6f course, th&.:: ~~::.will be ikfirs; year-at U W next “donation.“..- your- solution of - was -before-the Great Oppression, when-:-the Bovey~’ is extretnely i, year and will also be very’ hand stamps Commission came along and made it impossible for hi& $mderage. I am really looking, ‘. -reasonabls;and 1 hope that it. to attend.- The Government at the time had a huge deficit:!:‘..’ forward to university and the comes to$ass;-for -your sake I .-sand. unemployment was ‘$high”. .,’ -:I stciala,ctivities associated 11‘as well-as mine i,n S&ember. I suppose the’ s&at.egy ,:was to cut costs by cutting : I would really enjoy 1 hope.toseeyou’at Fed Hall in -’ ...-with it. students, but it wasa b&d;aid solution which caused the “‘seeing such groups as. The. ‘the Fall term majority of the. workforce to become largely composed ‘of;-- .\ . -;_ i ?$oons at the new Fed. Hall. e unskilled and uneduuateb workers. Canad&, ‘.duanne m----- m--A-and woura,a,--love Ito arlrln,auua Larger unemployment soared to where it is now, and the G.N:P. 15 ’ water all right! It ‘appears plummeted like a1 brick over a tenor twenty year period. - 1 . . ._, to. . KC1 _ . ~ I : -. _

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News Fed Hall not open to minors by Shayla Gunter Imprint Staff “Students under 19 years of age will not be admitted to Federation Hall unless the drinking age is raised to 21,” said Federation of Students President Tom Allison. Mr. Allison said that if the drinking age goes up, Fed Hall will obviously be forced to admit underage students since they would then be the majority. If this happens, the customers at Fed Hall will be required to produce proof of age when they order their drinks. It would then be the staff’s responsibility to remember who has I.D. and who does not, or to request I.D. from any patron who they suspect is underage. At present, this system would not work, said Ma. Allison, because it is “extremely difficult” to keep track of the underage students when people are wandering around the building. Jeremy Hunt, manager of

Fed Hall, agrees with Mr. Allison, stating that “we can’t set up a babysitting service.” However, Mr. Hunt sympathizes with underage students. He feels that it is unfair that students are paying $7.50.per term and cannot use the facilities. Mr. Allison reminded the students that “the $7.50 is not a user’s fee, and therefore does not guarantee use of the building.” According to Fed Hall’s dining lounge licence, underage students legally have the right to be admitted to the building. However, Mr. Hunt notes that it is the privilege of the licence holder to allow in who they want to. Mr. Hunt was concerned that “nine out of ten students would smuggle in their own liquor and order plain cokes all night,” or get friends to buy them drinks. Fed Hall is already having problems with fake I.D. and they are beginning to check more than one source of I.D. since student cards have been

discovered which have been tampered with. Fed Hall must be especially careful now due to the newness of the establishment and frequent visits of inspectors. Many students are upset about the fact that they cannot see concerts at Fed Hall. Several ideas have been brought to the attention of Mr. Allison and Mr. Hunt, concerning systems ‘of admittance for underage students at Fed Hall concerts. Stamped hands, liquor tickets, armbands, and a dry area have all been proposed by students. Mr. Allison and Mr.Hunt both felt that these ideas would not be completely foolproof. The attitude that “it is easier to say no to underage students than to take the risk of losing it all” was echoed by those asked about the issue. However, there was also general agreement on the possibility of an event at which no liquor would be served. Such events occur at other Ontario universities.

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Federation Hall is here? Speculation is rife as to what changes will occur. The only thing that’s sure is that there will be changes. Federation President Tom Allison, would like to see the Bombshelter become a quiet lounge. There is also a possibility of knocking out the wall between the cafeteria and the Bombshelter to provide a large licenced dining area, he said. Food services and the Federation of Students would work together in this case. “We expect within a year to be in a position to spend money on the Bombshelter,” Mr. Allison said. ’

but thinks that once things stabilize, all will be fine. “We realize our position as an alternative pub,” said Mr. Warr. “It’s nice not being the only pub on campus because now we don’t have to conform with the ‘popular’, but can tr4 new things,” he added. While there is speculation about changes to the Bombshelter, it seems that a more fundamental questior needs to be answered. Can the campus support two pubs? “If the Bombshelter can’. pay its own way, it may have to be -closed,” said Allison. “This campus can suppor two pubs, it’s a matter o working out the details.

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WEN+DO . WenLdo, a systei- of self’ defence for women, is now t. being taught at U of W

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irKirnd&bosch I think it’s total1 disgusting and I thin r that my roommate Carol deserves an awardfor the invest@ gative reporter of the year.

Andrew WAterson * 3rd Year Electrical Eng. . It was terrible. They seem to be on some power trip1

Co-op students will notiC’es change ordination and Placement ‘fh@<term. change perhaps co-op st‘u?lent& should to their New Year’slist, that is “1 will co-ordination this term.” ,1: ‘.+a’--_,‘

in the Department of CoIn anticipation of this add one more resolution meet all deadlines set by ‘I_ -_ ,_

As a result a decision has been made to strictly enforce all -“% , deadlines this term. ’ Weekly reminders will be published in the Gazette to keep you ‘_ up to date and first year students will be- reminded at their orientation sessions. , If there are any questions feel free to call the Department$f Co-ordination and Placement in Needles Mall. ’ : ’ : - . I Cheryl IiuAe j Student Co-ordinatbr \

Last term too nianyd-$ad,l&$were .broken by too many , students. Sin& co-or&nation w&&s on” &h a, tight schedule(four months turnover) many problems ;are caused for- the

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, We’ve presented cenferences research on waste managecampus. on was&.. >management and .ment and pharmaceuticals.’ Volunteers are invited to the &&al impahts - of a I. ~I$aonfingcevents to look- help out in. their areas $f ’ cbmput$ization~ -3) .We’v6 ’ forward to are a, conference interest. and to develop thiir held publitiseminars onsocial on l$a rc h 14 - 16 o n skills at organizing. ‘If. you _ justice themes’ like South co,m’munity economic. have any questions, gome up -AfricaTand Ap,arthe& and ’ development focusing .on 1 to the office and ask so&one. . r: . $umping?of~ pe&#$$in less, Community Technology, and :indu~~~~a~ied-~~~~nii;~~s: j j 1\ -a ‘forum.’ on tenant’s rights, in We will be pleased tohelp.?, ) . .Jloug tiackinhz~ J To date,, ’ WPIRG has Currentky WPIR+s ‘in the late. February. ..-fulfilled this , mandate in process of publishing a The WPIRGoffice(CC217 ’ several ways: I) We have Worker’s Guide to Solvent a&b) houses the resource , Trudj Watts _I done research on such topics -rcHazards and a&W, Tena@slibrary, with material pot +~agrjcuhur-al politii&*‘&jd I Guife. Ii [ssals~ co&-ucting . . found anywhere else on Cam WrighJ;, -I rain and toxic wastes; 2) ~ _ i * r 1 A one year (3-term) multi-disciplir)ary program, .: . t Master of Public with an emphasis on public policy studies, at 1 Administrhion - the federal; provincial and municipal levels,vf . - . ,’

Andrea LeBorgne 3A Applied Eton. If securit doesn’t Mar G Fraser want peop Ye to steal 3A If iti then they shouldn’t . I don’t. think it was either! I fair. The students *;ida should have had the kight-j-to be! present at , the time of \the, searches. . :- j^ ,

What is WPIRG anyway? WPIRG (Waterloo Public , Interest Researeh’Group) is a student fund,ed’&nd. ~-“‘&rgyS\$;; _; student 1_ direiied $rga@&trom \ Gur mandate Js X to ionduct’ research ‘and ed:uqation;< on, environme.ntal justice i~sliesm**j:- .‘:,<arid i :_ social iY* -, L6

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‘Lone street vendors and small shops sell hundreds’of @bated copies of movie soundtracks on cassette. This megal industry is SObig that it’s harder to buy-the

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he West Bank Palestinians have lived under an Israel occupation since 1967. During this time, the military government invoked over 1,000 orders, the impact of which is felt on virtually every significant ’ aspect of Palestinian life. Many of these military orders violate the Geneva Convention . One example is that of ‘Administrative Detention’, which denies the rights of due process, such as: the right to be informed of charges against oneself, the right to counsel, and the right to fair trial by an impartial tribunal. One of the most important consequences of the 1967 war was the annexation by the Israelis of the holy-city of Jerusalem and its surrounding area on the West Bank. From the territory seized in 1967, land valued at $1 billion U.S. has been confis’cated by the Israeli government with little or no compensation to its owners. Israeli policies have restricted the growth of Palestinian industry. With few employment options and Israeli obstruction of labour unions, West Bank and Gaza Palestinians have become the primary source of cheap labour for Israeli industrialists. These Palestinians are not protected by labour laws, as are Israelis. Therefore, they have no employment security, health plans, unemployment insurance, workman’s compensation, or any other labour protection. A massive Israeli settlement project -- in contravention of International Law -- has been in effect in the occupied territories since 1967. The stated purpose is to create ‘facts on the ground’that ‘would make a future withdrawal of Israeli forces impossible. Ironically,the labourers used to build the Israeli settlements are Palestinians who, desperate for work, labour for $6 U.S. per day. Arab agriculture has suffered under the Israeli occupation, primarily due to the confiscation of land. In addition, Israeli exploitation of West Bank water resources has placed a heavy stress on Palestinian society’ in general, and farmers in particular.

withheld.

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Leadership on the West Bank is vested in the Palestinian universities and municipal politicians. Consequently, universities are regularly shut down by the military and most of the mayors of the large Palestinian population centres have been dismissed or in some cases deported by the Israeli government. The Israeli military controls the budgets of all West Bank municipalities. Presently the West Bank is suffering from inadequate housing, hospitalization, and educational facilities. Not only will the Israelis not increase the budgets in these areas, but they have actually prevented money for these and other social projects, from reaching the West Bank. The strongest resistors to Israeli designs on the occupied territories are the Palestinian refugees. One refugee camp, typical of many, is Jalazone. Its 5,000 inhabitants are from some 43 cities, towns and villages of pre-Israeli Palestine. Many of their villages are among the 400 that have been bulldozed by the Israeli government since 1948. Another group of Palestinians often ignored by the international community are ‘internal refugees’. These are Palestinians who remained in the territory seized by the Israelis in 1948, but were up-rooted as a result of the war. In one such case, in 1948, the residents of the villages of Kufar Bir’am and lkrit were ordered by the Israeli military to vacate their villages for a period not exceeding one month. In 1985, they are still being denied permission to return to their land, although they are Israeli citizens (second class), while Israeli settlers are allowed to-live on and work these Arab lands. Time has not erroded their tie to their homes: the Palestinian refugees from Kufar Bir’am and lkrit still return to their villages to perform burials, baptisms, and weddings. In fact, even after 37 years, many Palestinian refugees outside Palestine still carry the keys to their homes in their pockets. ******* Article based on information from Mennonite Central Committee Office, Jerusalem, Palestine.

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The sweet’ melodies of reggae flow into the mainstream of international music from three sources: The West indies, The United Kingdom and ’ Canada? ,And, wherever the hardships of life in the western world prevail, waste. Transplanted from the squalid, sprawling, shanty towns-of the Jamaican countryside to the -social desolation of inner-city Birmingham, Steel -Pulse carries on the traditions -of the dispossessed. The album itself is a disappointment. The lead vocals are unimaginative, and the rhythm guitarist relies a little too hea,vily on the same _six chords. The soul is there, the style-is just 1 as inviting as the works of Third World and Radical Youth, but “What about the bond? What about the mystical, magical unity?” Well produced, well written, smooth, and _ uninspiring is the verdict on this project. It. may still serve as a worth-while addition to any British reggae collection, but don’t look out for a “One Love” or a “Solidarity” on this , album.

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.Moriis .- Reggae Gfkgts Gregory Isaacs As you might have guessed by looking -- around the : rest of this page, the newly -. established Island Records of Czinada ha released a collection of major reggae art& ’ called,Reggtie Gr&ts, a sort of who’s who-in D.J.‘s concentrates on that style- of reggae’ reggae. Arid what definitive reggae collection most commonly associated with rapping. would be complete without the Cool Ruler . If only on the merit pf the artists alone this is* himself, Gregory Isaacs? This man is the. ._a-great album. No.matter what your feelings -- embodiment of Lover’s Rock, -this sultry . -on Greatest Hits albums are, MCA deserves singer with the sweet-as-honey voice whois some credit op this-one. They’ve assembled a nice-variet$&D. J; Reggae,compiled from as far back as 1972. Also, a good cross section of As us&Isaac’s audience is out in full force offence. In 1969 Tootswrote the classic rocksteady gong 54-46. The song showed Toots.. styles are covered here with eiirly greats like - on this live recording (in London, Nov: 1982) U-Roy, D.J. duos such as Papa Michiganand with the front rows (mostly-female) picking up leaning towards a more emphatic vocal sty% General Smiley, and Eek-A-Mouse’s Sing-Jay the lyrics where Gregory leaves off. brid.ging the gap between rock-steady and sound. U.S. soul, instrumental in the formation .of But wait there’s more, I Although this album provides. an excellent Reggae. 7 LYellowman . retrospective of Gregory Ibacs,’ music, thti - The. Reggie GreatsToots and the -Papa Levi _ -T man does not seem to be singing up ta Muytuls superbly documents the Maytals’ -Lone Ranger 1 scratch. -A. His voice has developed - an I career from their Leslie Kong rock-steady -Dillinger uncomplimentary, nasal quality (also, period, through their mid-seventies reggae-General Echo * app,arent on Live at Brixton) from his usual funk, to the. present. These are landmark What mar?? is there to say? Ttie -D.J.‘s silky smooth singing. All in all, this record is-’ recordings that concisely display‘ the speak for themselves. Ah Left, Right, Ah Left, great when you’re in’ the mood for some easy development_ ’ of Jamaican music. Essential. Right Lift your feet and put them down. ’ ’ skanking. -5

Pieasgnt pastiche ’ of spirited .,virtu&ity , .3. Lawson .The Alexander composition entitled simply “‘Octet” was a favouritk for this writer. The The Toronto Chamber Winds (TCW): delighted a just over half capacity audience “problem for the musicians” as Mr. Weait said Monday night, Jan. 11; at theTheatreof the in *his introduction, was a series of roller; like tempo changes - .a sure Arts. Presented jointly by the UU Arts “Toaster challenge of synchronizationfor a unit of this Centre and the K-W Chamber Music Society, / the concert featured repertoire from the late size. classical period, as well as a tasteful + composition ---by Athens, contemporary Ontario composer Howard Alexander. .i / It was a varied and consistently satisfying performance1 The only di?ppointmentwas a conspicuous lack of audience j$ the far west and east clusters of seats in the theatre. t One got the impression that if anyone was disappointed, however, it, wasn’t the musicians,, who breathed joy and vitality in their instruments. The ‘TCW is -an. .eight-member configuration consisting of two ‘of each of oboe, bassoon, clarinet and French horn. For the most part the ensemble , upheld- the _ elegant spirit of the 18th century h%rmony , after which they .are modelled, ‘while other pieces featured interesting -departures from: the stereotypical range and personality of their various instruments. The programme opened with a&l&ion of <’ marches by, Schubert, Schuman, and Beethoven. Notable was the relaxed and bright, yet smug, execution of these popular . tunes. The first three numbers were followed-by 1 some brief comments from group founder Chris Weait about the-differences between . oboes and clarinets.. by David

The “Octet”, a mere eight’minutes long, was’ a qmood piece that exploited its instrumentation marvellously. The musicians exhibited superb control ’ on a piece that proceeded through often excruciating . musical gymnastics: Z Witness bassoons in a low Fute range and ’ ,-

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Margaret; .:Atwood’s latest, work; BluebeariJ’s Eggis now _ out in paperback. The; 12’ i short stories which it contains are -rich in varie’ty, puzzlement, and multilayered themes. The book- opens with “Significant Moments in. the Life of my Mother”, itself a collection of perhaps a dozen _ stories-within-a-story. The topics are. allrandom, leaping :_ <from hairstyles to country actor breaks with. ,his ’ girl the - since that is medicine or the innumerable. friend. -where people in ,her world Or does -he? The seem io exist. T accidents, all grossly or politeness of thestory leaves humourously related as need ‘the ending open, but the - Though not boring,. one, calamities which mark th& feels that the story probably be. I The topics are insignificant long falling-out make it didn’t have to take SO long. To have Sally dwell on the but together act asa powerful, amusing reading. self-reproachment on behalf Here can be found MS. meaning of b the Bluebeard’s of the author for’her attempt Atwood’s, fascination with Egg (it’s actually from an old to generalize people’s lives, blood, ‘along with some. parable) is an example .of saying too much. and to a certain extent, reject references to the Holocaust. her own past. . I Indeed, the Toronto setting -“The Sin Eater” takes a /Ms. Atwoodidentifies the itself manages to, get theme of this q.colloquial i somehow warped as the turn for the gruesome, then strangely ’ turns up lightly. , It is really voyage& discovery with the scenario - -grows Japanese . haiku: “a ‘limitedC post-holocaust. “Uglypuss” n o t h i n g m o r e , t ha n a form. . *. &fhih “,whi& cs& is her most intense effort to meditation on the facets of astonishing . freedom is -date. memory. After the death of a possible. The title story has male “whirl-wit” and many the third members of a heart surgeon’s such deep memories, the With YJglypuss”, story, Ms. Atwood journey3 family discovering each other female protagonist finds her to the Toronto of. Our through a game of Monopoly. opinion of him gradually Common Era. Back also are Bluebeard’s Egg stays changing. the i generic ter.ms and contemporary in its actions, . It is ‘Ms. Atwood at her presenttensenarration which but secondary meanings are best. , Like the haiku, ,have-T co:me to be . her never far underneath. It “Bluebeard’s& Egg” achieves trademark.. It is November, could easily be titled “Hintsof astonishing variety using and a poverty-stricken. Holocaust” or “The Edge of ordinary people and places. i . :“~-. . _.il.. street 3.’ _ I __* .-+aJ$ .S.’ ’ _1 “,; .)‘.i - *- _ *.*.: .i.I+. LI.-q e.$ .’ / -.; + ;- ,t L .

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Dancing, jazz, and gangsters. These are the ingredients of Francis Ford Coppola’s newest film,crhe Cotton Club. The Cotton Club is loosly based on the real events that took place in Harlem in the late 20’s. During this period Harlem, specifically the Cotton Club, gained a reputation for being the center of popular jazz, rhythm and blues. Musicians like Cab Calloway and Duke Ellington began their careers at the club. The Harlem Clubs were usually controlled by gangsters who made a profit by selling bootleg alcohol. Mr. Coppola uses the musical creativity of Harlem and the gangsters of this period as the backdrop for The Cotton Club. Screen writers Coppola and Mario Puzo have developed a number of stories that are related through events at the Cotton Club. Most of the stories deal with human themes such as black/white segregation and family loyalty. The number of different subplots that are presented turns out to be the weakest part of this film. The story line becomes broken down and uneven as Mr. Coppola tries to put too many ideas into this two hour film. Richard Gere plays a leading role as Michel (Dixie) Dwer. Dixie is a coronet player who is caught up in the musical magic that is happening in Harlem. Unfortunately Mr. Gere’s character never achieves the embodiement of the 20’s carefree jazz musician. His acting is wooden, without life, and this does not fit the chartacter of Dixie Dwer. Mr. Gere does deserve praise for his coronet solos. The solos are well done and very exciting to listen to. The music and choreography make The Cotton Club worth seeing. The Cotton Club contains a number of dancing scenes which will keep everyone’s attention. The music is well done with fantastic Cab Calloway and Duke Ellington impersonations. There are a number of tap dancing, soft shoe, and Rockettes-style numbers that are also fun to watch. Some scenes contain violent gangster slayings, but the violence is useful in creating a reckless atmosphere which typifies the 20’s. One of the most successful scenes of the

movie is the climax which brings together the grace and style of a solo dancer with the jungle-like violence of a gangland slaying. In the climax, the action switches back and forth from a dancer at the Cotton Club to a restaurant where a mob boss is being assassinated. Mr. Coppola uses the contrast between the violence and the dancer’s grace to reinforce the movie’s representation of the 20’s as a wild, reckless show - a show very similar to anything that could be seen at the Cotton Club. In reality the Cotton Club was known for its fast paced action packed entertainment. Mr. Coppola’s film is like a large show at the Cotton Club. The pace of the movie is quick, upbeat, action-packed, and good entertainment. The Cotton Club is playing at the Hyland, 145 Ontario St. N. in Kitchener.

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Waterloo’s second. While Windsor had slipped out of the rankings with a lighter pre-season, they still had the talent to show they came to .PlaY * The game featured a lot of end-to-end action, with neither team more than five points away >,from the other for most of the game. The first ended with Waterloo ahead 5 l-48. Of 30 personals called in the first half alone, Windsor took 16. The intensity of the second half nearly matched the first, with the score tying up three’ times. Windsor may have taken itself out of the game when during the last

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warriors by Annie McGowan and Cathy Somers Imprint Staff The UW hockey team returned to action in the Ontario Universities Athletic Association during the weekend of Jan 11-13, with a pair of games. They were beaten 7-5 by Brock last Friday night in St. Catherines and followed it by upsetting the York Yeomen 4-3 on Sunday night, at Columbia Icefield. Against Brock, the Warriors were playing catchup hockey for most of the game. They were down 2-l after one period and trailed 53 after two periods. They closed the gap to 6-5 with 1: 18 remaining in the game, but with Warrior goaltender Peter Crouse ‘on the bench, Brock scored on empty net

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stall goal to make the final 7-5. The Warriors just never seemed to get on track all evening. Only in the third period did they apply pressure to Brock. They were rewarded at the five minute mark of the third period when newcomer Andrew Eagles scored on a breakaway. The goal was his first as a Warrior. This achievement added much needed life into the Warrior attack. But a series of four consecutive minor penalties, which left the Warriors two men short for almost six minutes, allowed Brock to score the game winner at 13:34

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minute the ball went out of bounds on a unforced error with Windsor behind only two points . With less than 20 seconds left, they tried to force the ball from Schneider and got called on the foul. The one point from the line put the game away. Final score, 89-86, Waterloo. Waterloo’s player of the game was Peter Savich with Coach Don 32. points. McCrae would have picked Rob Froese also on a solid effort, with Froese getting 27 points. Three of Waterloo’s starting five, Norris, Froese, and Savich saw a lot of play, each playing 30 or more minutes. Savich would have seen a few more minutes but was fouled out with less than two minutes to play.

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pins ,and- needles for most of that period, for York came very close to tying the game. But the Warriors came up with a good defensive effort to stave off York’s pressure. “We finally put things all together and did it right, and I’m extremely pleased with the win,” said Coach Birch. The players echoed his sentiments. The Warriors were led by the line of Dave Hulbert, Jay Green and Jeff Brazeau. Hulbert scored three goals including the game winner. Green added four assists, while Jeff Brazeau had a goal and three assists. The Warriors are in action again this weekend when they host the always tough Western Mustangs Sunday night, Jan. 20 at Columbia Icefield. Face-off time is 7.30.

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Rau tossed ‘in 40 points and Two convincing wins by the remainder of the Athena’s . scoring effort was spread .t&, Waterloo basketball across the board. Athenas catapulted the persistent team into third .Waterloo ‘was rewarded place in its yes&n league with their second kin against division. Laurier on Fridhy, January 11. The Athenas again played The end came swiftly for at a consistent intensity level the visiting women’s Windsor that prevailed throughdut the team on Wednesday, January 9, only 20 miiutes int’o the entire 40 minutes. Again, all scheduled . match. The team members saw time qn successful combination of contributions from all aided strong defensive coverage and to main&in the team’s court g determinedscoring rampage proved to be Windsor’s . ddminance. 0 I downfall. Kim Rau finished the With the inflated spread .of 4 I- 1.5, Waterloo coasted throygh the final half playing sure and stable. All the players from the team corgtributed to the final victory of 67-41.. Lorraine Lawrence dominated #Waterloo’s scoring with a 24 point contribution and ‘a 58 per cent bcoring aveiage from the floor. Kim

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’ ,Badmltion, Toukatient Diane Brpwn . ‘.Beg!does,‘Savich, Fro+, . . Crtiuse, E , Mulbert f ’ ) . . .I 1 . &andyTwnsend I Two thrilling -finishes. And most Two home games. ,iniportantly- two &tories. , The first .w& on &&day afternoon, January 12: wher&e basket+all team &lg& Windsor 89-86 ip -their regular season , home opener. The crowd was on their feet throughoutmost of the game and they no doubt intimidated some of the lance, not to mention Dick Beddoes. Poor Dick, he gets such a hard time from everyohe. But why.does he wear those silly hats? I IA It was, e@&cially pleasitig to $ee Pqer Savich return to last sealson’s All-Canzidian f&m. {H&32 points were scor& from almost everywherF.on the floor. He scored on lay-ups, reb@&s, jump shots, and even while falling do&. The oply blat? he didn’t ‘score zi@ points from was the bench.. A feiu months &go Sports Illustr@ed did an artiiie &hang To, all of ou “who ‘love to & the lift?‘of the p&y, why noi le@the ’ time’., Their conclusion was that ‘hang time’ was not technically intriguing aK of juggling? Matier this unique skill under the Rnthusiastic possible’l&t rat@ just an illusion. Iyo matter. In +&$h and Rob dire&on, and expert&of Ggrd Adamsqn on Thursday nights from 8:30 . Froese we have &&of -the beq in Canadg in-the hactice &his to 10:00 pm. There is alsq space remaining in both the riogce’ and expriented ’ illusion. Just ask some of the Laqcers who are still w@ting for I Yoga classes. These da&es are heI4 on Wednesday nigh$expe@enced Savich to come down. ~ -\ cu from 5:30 to 7100 and novice from 7:00 to 830. The omer vi&y-was e&&ally kwarding to watch because Other inst+ional programs&ill open include: Saturday @&noon the hockey team has ~‘struggling all seas&. They had lost to (Learn,_to /skate and figure skating classes), Tuesday and Thursday Brock on F&lay night, January 11, and they weren’t,expe&ed to mornin raquetball, and dowphill andcross-country skiing ’ b@ York. Desptte the heavy &Ids against thq, the team rose -Sign up now,. since the remaining spots are filliw quickly. : You may up to plz& one of their best games.of the year at the Icefields on register with the PAC recFyti?nist, . . I Nonday to Friday, 8:QO,a-m. to 4:00 .Pm. I I Sunday night;’ ---T..T - They f&l behind early and it looked like it was’ going. to ‘be But this time, the Wqrriors never another ldng night at &rink stoppqd: wqking. and they narrowed&e margin by one before the end bf the first peritid; In the second mod, they used&o p&er-pla$&alsto take -a 3-2 lead. York tied the game again before the end of the second. -/ i It was 3-3 when the third period started- and the way the , warriors weie playing; :gnything could happen. Dave Hulbert happened. Withjug barely a mintite.gone, he completed his hattrick and shot the WarTiors into the lead for &d. York threw evelything but the kitchen sink’ at the- Warriors net but the .Warrior defence held bght. Peter Grouse was absolutely brilliant between the pipes; He made several acrobatic saves that i&the York’ pl@yers shaking their heads in disbelief! Crouse was tired and aching at the end of se game;- He took a . ’ couple of hard shots to his private parts that must have hurt like hell. Fortunately, he stayed in the game, md histeammates are especially glad that he did. _ ‘/

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