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by H i l k b McCallum Imprint staff Gardner, G.A. Griffin, R.W. procedures), an undergraduDr. Brzustowski, UW's .ate student and three faculty Maqueen and an engineering vice-president, academic members will be on the student, M. Coleman. affairs, said that it takes Committee.

Irene Gillan, an IS student, considerable self-d~scipline The report on the condition said that the committee was and responsibility to arrange of Integrated Studies is to be given no clear mandate on one's own education. This is presented to the Senate. how to review IS, which why there will be a Senate executive by June I, 1985. The means that they could even do Committee to review the committee members are an "armchair review" Integrated Studies (individual study) program. Specifically, the Committee will review the "criteria and procedures" of (CUP)-The recent disclosed paper, published a letter from the admissions and year end exploits of a "hobo" who a "hobo extraordinaire" who review committee, the IS claims to have lived off the claimed to have lived in a r e s o u r c e p e r s o n s , t h e avails of Brock University university back room for four months.

Operations Council (the has convinced security student-staff governing body) officials to impose a midnight anonymous letter and the administrator or Co- c u ~ ~ f ; ~ , " ~ going ~ , ~ ~ ; r The e writer claimed he shoplifted ordinator's role in IS. be challenging everybody we from the students' general The membership of the seew said security chief uoug store, took showers and committee will "reflect the Roberts, ,.The open season is worked out in the school's composition of Senate" in _.

--, physical education complex, that-a former member of the O V Y i e crackdown started a n d a t e leftovers f r o m Aranemic Board for IS a f t e r t h e p r e s s , t h e students' plates i n t h e university cafeteria. (which helaed review university's student news-

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Mathew Ingram to research fish as an alternative food source, spokenext Imprint staff about the possibilities for African,self-sufficiency.

He &id The Honourable Eugene Whelan, former Liberal Minister that lake fishery had great potential in Africa and that for Agriculture and now president of the United Nation’s World the one million tons of fish harvested each &-yea;- could be Food Council, was the featured speaker on the last day of doubled to feed 200 million people--almost half ‘of -Africa’s Africa Week this past week, heading up a panel forum population. appropriately heldon Valentine’s Day in the Great Hall.

African -Students Association president r Steve --Ameyaw *. .-Africa Week was organized by the Ad Hoc Committee for ’ discussed Waterloo’s place in the global community, and the Aid to Africa, composed of members of various faculties, fact that the events in Africa are a moral issue for the entire church colleges, student societies, ‘and representatives from world. Dr. Briustowski continued this line of thought, stating’.

CUSO and other organizations.

The week combined displays that the university population has,benefitted as a community of in the Campus Centre, films, speakers, and panel discussions in individuals from education, but that the price of this awareness an effort to attract local attentiop to the Committee, which’is is that we cannot ignore problems such as those ocurring in Africa.i attempting to raise money for Aid programmes.

To date, they have received $7,800 dollars, still far short of Next to speak was the inimitable Eugene Whelan, looking I their goal of $50,000. . much like his caricatures in the papers, although minus his I The panel of speakers on Valentine’s Day was composed of trademark Stetson. Mr. Whelan launched, into an impassioned Mr. Whelan, Rev. Roy Brubacher, pastor of Elmira Mennonite speech, clenching his fists and rocking forward onto his toes Church, and past director for Africa of the Mennonite Central periodically, pointing out that not just Canadians, but TNorth Committee, Biology professor Herbert Fernando, head of the Americans in general, have failed Afr’ica by only recently African Students Association and Phd student -- Steven beginning to deliver aid to a country that has been suffering for Ameyaw; and UW, vice-president, academic, Dr. Tom %almost a decade. ’ Brzustowski.

Mr. Ameyaw and Mr. Fernando are also Although Canada is one of the most generous of countries members of the executive of the Ad Hob Committee. when it comes to financial and other aid programmes, Mr. , I The Chair of the ‘Committee, Chaplain- John Rempel from _Whelan said, it is still not enough. Mr. Whelan criticized the j Conrad Grebel College, gave a preliminary address to the.notformer Liberal government for cutting aid programmes when quite capacity audience stressing the fact that, in addition to looking for ways to decrease the-deficit, and sounded his own ‘direct financial and edible aid, Africans need the benefit of ‘shorn a touch by *mentioning that it ‘was only his influence as North American research and developments in the field of /’ Minister of Agriculture in I975 that prevented the government *agriculture so that they can begin to become self-sufficient. from removing funding-for a wheat farm’in Tanzania. ~ Gail Lawes, Education Commissioner for the Federation of Asking-the question “How can you measure death in dollar’ Students, then pointed out one salient facet of Africa Week--the bills?“, Mr. Whelan went on to say that the giving of food, fact that 25% of all gross sales from Fed services on Valentine’s money, and technological expertise had to continue, that we’, as J Day would be given to the Ad Hoc Committee for its aid human beings,-could not let our resolve decrease once the ‘fad” programme. . , aspect of aid had disappeared. ’ Next to speak was Rev. Brubacher, who appealed to human Naturally enough, having been born on cfarm out West, Mr.’ saying that, on his trips to Africa with the compassion, Whelan made much. of the agricultural research being Mennonite Central Committee, the silent starving crowds undertaken in that part of the country, and expressed his feeling reminded him of Jews walking quietly to the gas chambers that this technology could ‘betransferred to Africa intact. during the Holocaust.

The Reverend also echoed Mr. Rempel’s / Whelan said he feli-t&rat the African people would have much statements that effort must be directed towards development more pride if they could “do work with their hands instead of and education as well as simple aid. holding them-out”. ’ . . ’ + 1 Professor Herbert Fernando, who participated in an In his conclusion, Mr.’ Whelan implored everyone who was exchange program with the University of Addis Ababa s

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‘Itie Hon: Eugene Whelan takes a two-jisted approach id World ’ hurzger. Impiint photo by ‘Micheal A. Provost c s . able to\contribute to do so, and ended by saying that the Bible was correct, that we are “our brother’s keeper”.

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/ ‘_ ‘by Sean Dixon Major changes that Mr. ,Flanagan will be discussing with his Imprint Staff ‘executive are the setting up of the Foreign Student’ Board, the expansion and reorganization of the Board. of President-elect Sonny Flanagan sits looking at a poster for the creation of a. Student Bill of Rights, and the Creative Arts Board’s November ‘84 production of A Communications, of ,which the .attempt to establish a more positive! relation@.p, with Streetcar Named Desire . the .“guidance’: ” +..

Impiint. was his final achievement in the office of Creative Arts Board According to Mr. .Flanagan, ‘tthe &&%$iveness of the Board of Chairman before resigning from Tom Allison’s government Communications has to be,greatly increased. It has to do more because of a “difference in political philosophy.” than coordinate ads in Itiprint.” .__The Board would be That show was a “phenomenal success”, he says. “It made responsible for keeping a daily -rsord ,of events that come $1700, which is almost unheard of for a CAB production.” . through the Fed office, for the’ @#tit of IIlirprint and the Mr. Flanagan’s start as CAB chairman in Mr. Allison’s students in general. it would, he says, look afterahe proposed government, his only real experience with the Feds up ‘till now,’ Fed column in.Jmprint, -as well as making contact with other was, ‘he says+ characterized by an open ‘atmosphere which newspapers around ‘campus. allowed students with initiative to work through the . was for his. proposed Bill of Rights; Mr.;Flanagan says it’s goal . orgailization on worthwhile projects such as Streetcar.

This will be to “define what students’ rights are,” and perhaps to *#open atmosphere is a quality,’ which Mr. Flanagan-now wishes “alter present conditions or policies.”

Some off-the-cuff ideas _ to imbue his new student government.

Mr. Fianagan believes his strong points to be “an ability to are the right for students to view their final exams on request, coordinate events and work with people”, as well as his the right to view their own records, and rights of students as , tenants of campus residences. The Bill, Mr. Flanagan proposes,’ willingness to take advice. “If I know something I. make it clear / will also “define vague and unclear policies like where you can and if not I ask questions.”

His own van has been towed away several , His interpretation of last week’s election. results is that ‘$rrernnot Park.” “students respected our honest approach.

They could see that we had a defmite plan; on’a real &ale, to do things that could be Referring to current Fed president Tom Allison’s continued done. We weren’t going to build another Fed Hall. We won involvement, Mr. Flanagan says “Tom hasn’t applied for any because we wanted it more and worked for it.‘ position.”

As to the outgoing president% rumoured wish to Mr. Flanagan believes. that he can gieviate student apathy have complete control over ‘the production of a Fed,musical’ “by a more open,government.”

He hopes that his desire to, next year, Mr. Flanagan said, “Well, you can imagine how, “involve as many people as,we can” will interest students that’s going to go. Certainly Tom has something to add.”

I This brings up the puzzling question of his plans to make the Fed office more open to the students because “It’s presently Mr. Flanagan believes his toughest job will be “keeping open to any student. The door is open from 9:00 till___4:30.” He everybody happy”, but he expects the easiest to be “lunch hour. to . hw expressed wish to open up the office is quickly qualified to stay . .,I don’t know if there’s going to be one. . . Advertising student / with%i reason: “It> not a ‘place to go and hang out. It is council meetings. I was going to saygetting good relations with crowded.” _ Imprint.” s * , l

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Cruise; the bird flew by itself Tuesday.

I imagine that it w;as quite the magnificent sight, the umbilical cord tiut, th& new technology finaity on its own in Canada.

Millions of hours, dollars, .arcd$btential lives were summed up by the event. * Cruise; it is a soft word implying leisurly, relaxed motion; the mo ‘on created by pilotless aircraft over Canadian political hierachies that have tundra, 3 r by well-greased, silenced opposition in the name of defense, the econbmy, and God. Cruise; like I cruised down to Kitchener City Hall Tuesday morning to protest the damned thing. Actually, my motion was anything but leisurly or relaxed.

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I was cold and angry; cold because it is &inter and not many molecules are moving in the air; angry not only because the thing is being tested here, not only because Myron Baloney and .his lackey-to-the-Americans crew did not’ have the guts to givelus more than the required 48’ hours notice of their plans; Maybe they felt that we were not interested, the announcement being made as a sort of “by the way, not to interfere as you cruise-through your life or anything, but we .

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2 dast week% resignation of hockey coach Jack Birch was an unfortunate incident which could easily have been prevented.

All he wanted were the security and benefits of a full-time position.

He did, not want a big contract nor megabucks. ’ .

He just wanted what the majority of hockey coaches in - the Ontario University Athletic Association (OUAA) have, a full-time position.

But no, our University’s administration could hot oftir him the full-time job.

The administration was just continuing with its policy of underfundin’g our Athletic Department. lt has been fourteen years since the department has hired any new people.

The statements and remarks that are making the rounds are th’e same as those said and felt in the fall when the administration allowed the Math Department to take over space in the PAC. It appears that our leaders, including President Doug Wright, are only giving lip service to students’ complaints about his -lack of commitment to a guitable athletic program and suitable facilities.

When PAC was built, the student population ‘was aPProximatdy 7,000: Now there are 10,000 more students and the PAC ii still the same size. Likewise, the riumber bf staff in the Athletic Department has remained ,static.

We are all proud of our University’s enviable reputation as 9 centre of high technoldgy.

We dre not quite so proud of oui growing reputation as a school that cares little for the physical heblth and well-being of its students.

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qEditorial- Board+ Editor - George Elliott Clarke Assistant Editor - Nimet Mawji Production Manager - Doug Tait Advertising Manager - Christopher Ricardo Scipio Advertising Assistant - Shayla Gunter News Editor -.

Hilkka McCallum Assistant News Editor - Gord ,l&rnlii Arts Editors Y Paul’ Hawkins, Debbi Piheon Assistant Arts Editor - Sally Wiebi! h , Photo Editor -t Mitchell Edgar Assistant Photo Editor - Richard Clinton Sports Editor - Rob Stevenson Assistant Sports Editor - Jo-Anne Longley Graphics Editor - Janet. Green Business Manager - Janet Lawrence . ’ OfficeManager - Cameron ‘Anderson Head Typesetter 2 Doug Thompson , Typesefters - Sandy M., Dan Kealey

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A few dollars here and 6 -few doll&s there would have kept on& of like OUAA’s best coaches her& at UW and would It give the students the athletic facilities that they deserve.

-is time for our administration to change its way6 and to support something other than computers.

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Friday, ‘March 1, 1985 Noon: Staff Meeting

for a btiuisin.3/ -.- just thought you should know we’re on ihe next phase of planning for the end of. the world.“’ .

Cruise; the little bit more that will scare the hell out of the enemy whose distorted image and name lurk like sludge on the surface of all our cerebrums; scare them into never ever even entertaining the thought of stepping one micro-meter over their ill-gotton, ill-preserved borders; scare them into adopting democracy, freedom and the rest of the things we think we have in this perfectly ordered society of ours. the groovy monument of modernity, Or, cruise; demandin@to be maiched by “them” so that we can justify the next step in the cruise to annihilation.

I am sure that we will all sleep better not knowing how many of them are out there to be targeted on your washroom and my typewriter.

Or, maybe the Mulroney gang felt that we were interested, that if we had the time we would do something abo& it, more than just the few of us standing in front of city hall looking like radicals, punks and troublemakers with leaflets that no one will read.

Maybe they felt they were threatened by the prospect of large nutibers of people visibly expressing their distaste of insanity run wild; Maybe they felt a lie would be exposed.

0 Cruise; what are you afraid of Mister Mtilroney?

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This year’s Federation presidential election ‘race was a cliffhanger.

The victor, Sonny Flanagan, won by a slim of 58 votes over J&f Wilson, who, in turn, skipped by Scott Forrest by an even slimmer margin. With such close results, two observations suggest themselves.

First, one of the three teams in the race could have won the election.

Secondly, Mr. Wilson was .hurt by an “anti-establishment” vote that saw two votes go to his opponents for ever-v vote he received.

This electoral opposicti to Mr. Wilson was probably inevitable, given fdur years-of Fed executives swapping presidential positions like musical chairs. In brief, it was time for a change.

The election of Sonny Flanagan should bring a bceath of fresh air to the Federation.

If he can fulfil1 his election promises, *he can renew the focus of the Federation e _I In closing, it must be said that all this year’s candidates distinguished themselves as community-minded people.

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-. \ magazine, Over the past’few weeks, people (such‘as Carol Fletcher) have :en ,complaining about Enginews.

1. do not share her rrspective.

Enginews is written .in its own particular taste, just as Iprint, MATHnews, Zron Warrior, Road and Trach, and ?nthouse have their own particular styles. I read all of the love publications.

I do not read Playgirl or Cosmopolitan, hich I’m sure people\such as Ms. Fletcher read-. If;1 did buy a aygir1 (or happen to find one) and read it (or just look at the ctures and become insulted oroffensed (sic), it would be,my yn fau 1.t. It wou dn’t be just for me to try to change Play irl into “mens (sic) fas h ion” magazine (ie. by writing radica H letters -

and suggestions to the Globe and Mail) because I didn’t like the It wouldn’t be fair to all the girls who enjoy the ma azine.

I if Ms. Fletcher really wants something to’cdmplain ‘about, why not the paper that publishes the perverse thou hts of a raving homosexual. Why not complain about the artic K e which almost promoted “Buggery in the Boys Room” . . an’act which .mostc “normal” people would find offensive, indecent, and sexually abnormali not to mention illegal. Zmprint is supposed to be the “campus wide forum for student activities and concerns”.

Consider the case of the weak-minded people out there (somewhere on .campus) who ,a ie confused, frustrated, and unable to meet girls. . ~.maybe a’ crie.nd . .- . maybe your own kid someday.. . A column such as Zeke Girard’s (sic) (a pseudomym for someone who isn’t man enough to use his real name) could aid (no pun intended) the afforme&ioned (sic) student to make a dramatic (and possibly lethal decisions) . .I. Maybe this guy will get AIDS: . . Maybe he still likes girls too. . ,. Maybe he will unknowingly give his AIDS to some innocent girl eventually, who in turn could pass in on to two friends,\and so on. . . .

Now it is up to the reader to decide which is the worse of the two evils. . . The brilliant satirical wit of the professionally produced Enninews, which is onlv distributed in Engineerihg buildings, intended only for Engineering students who appreciate the type of humour that Enginews is famous for, and. which Carol Fletcher must have to go far out of her way to be% offended by, or the weekly campus-wide article-which supports the carrier (homosexuals) for the lethal disease (AIDS) which experts project will kill more than 30 million people over the, next ten years. .. . c RSVP s / Emmet Raffery 3A EE ”

Tk the e‘ditor: women. Women make up ‘a I- -feel I must write in sizable portion of the response to the publishing of workforce, and are entering yet another sexist and racist the workforce in managerial issue of Enginews.

As a 4A as well as technical positions. coop student. in Industrial , The attit.udes that these.

Psychology, who will seek Engineers are developing now employment in the personnel will not be advantageous in a -field, I feel that I- should workplace that is more and bring to bear another side of more concerned with equal i, the issue that pehaps would employment and op ortuni-ty.

-have some impact on the It is no-longer possi ii le: to,live Engineers who enjoy<this sort .entirely in a mdn’s-world full of “humour’!. of sexist humour ,and the The .so called “humour” is sexist attitudes that make this justified on the basis of’ sort of humour appealing. . tradition and class spirit. It The attitudes that are seems that the Engineers who developed -from bein are involved withthe associated with! this sort o _publishing ofths material feel “publication” would not under that they can operate with ’ any circumstances be an _ impunity because they are advantage in the workplace:If university students, and respect for women and people ‘-perhaps they can. of other races does not have However, I wish to call to any effect on the actions or their attention that thev will consciences of those Enninot always be in a university neers, perhaps thoughts ‘bf atmosphere, and when they their future careers will;’ ,/,enter the workplace the will Angela Moore be working with an B for 4A coop Psych.

.- Soapbox is a feature intended i a T&urn foi individual Imprint staff members to express their &pinions. . ..

by T.A. Grier \ -Oh, the cheap parting shot_!

Last week we ran a news article about Sonny Flanagan’s election victorv. The article was written verv carefully over three hours’by myself and Ian Lipton. We both discussed the angle from which the storv was approached and w-ere boFh happy with what we produced.

However, when I came into the office Thursday’ morning, a half hour before the paper went to press, I read the story’ and noticed that somebody had added a paragraph which read: i Y

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The Federation executive’s partisan tipport of I&. l Wilson was exemplified by two-members reactions to reporters’ queries shortly *after the results -were announced. Fed president Tom Allison refused to comment directly, but said offhandedly, “it’s pathetic when (you)peo le have to beg for abuse.” Peter Klun el, chairperson of tlYe Board of External-Relations said “Al 7_Ihave to say at . thi’s time is journalists are leeches.”

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I uestioned our editor, George Elliott Clarke, and foun 8 that he had been instrumental in getting the sentences added. To be,honest, this did not particularly surprise me.

I feel that these sentences had absolutely no place in the story. Not on1 was the manner i‘n which they were presented clear f y editorially slanted, but t,hey themselves added nothing to, the content of the story (exce t- the ’ aforementioned ediotrjal slant). I In this I would Pike to personally apola ise to.Mr. Allison an&Mr. Klungel for the inclusion of tw ose sentences.

To put their comments into perspective: certainly-they gave us a cou le of juicy quotes, worthy, perhaps,, of a page one.hea cfline in- the Toronto Sun.. 1 . *’

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To the iditor: was’less offensive than, say, God, life must be hard for and average “Cosmopolitan ‘.

Carol Fletcher.‘An one that There was certainly -nothin _ paranoid must be ri B dled’with 1in it to justify Carol’s editoria ZI ulcers and back .&in from comment or her phone call to t.heEnginews editor at 3:OO lookin over her 1 shoulder. ’ Better K ay,of .the coke, sister. am. [lust had to know if ‘a ‘_ .Th,e fact is that the last issue ,. femin&e=voice. w,ould-answer, _ lof . Engin~eivs’ represents a right Carol? j’ . complete1 reborn The naper’s g$eatest - Admitted Py, the old +v~p”s91”o’d--achievements were t&at it was was somewhat sexist.

(Its. creative and funny.

Carlos - ,greate’st offense, however, and Tom, you did a great job. _ _*was that-it wasn’t funn .) The Keep u the ’ good work. . paper that was publis l ed on Althoug K Carol Fletcher takes Jan. 31 shared only the name . herself seriously, you with the old Enginews, h shouldn’t.

The issue showed much less ..B&b&a O%leill skin and the subject matter’ 4B Mech Eng. \

. / ‘To the editor:. _ Let me begin with wishing Sonny and Mark a productive, ;‘~;i~~ and successful term in P* I *would- also like a chance to consoIe- Scott and.

Willie *whom I thought .’ pro ressed and learned a great dea f during the campaign. ..

Scott,’ I like your style and our sincerity, (stay with it, Por the Federation’s sak&-) .

Jeff and Katherine,-Iyrn sorry but “them’s the breaks”. Jeff, I j_think the whole school knows you’ve a very genuine affection for the institution and the community of UW. I know that for the efficiency of the .new: administration and

service3 to the s>tudent body, you’ll offer a friendly hand.

Now, Mr. Flanagan! You’ve won and vou worked hard at it the ast “couple of weeks.

I sa.w t oth*Mark and ourself in the C.C. late into tx e earl early morning regular r y, (maybe too regularly for the sake of sleep.)

I think as a group you should ‘all be proud. - The ‘campaign was constructive, a lot of fun, (certainly for those of us asking . the_-* questions).-.

In sum, thank-you candid- i ates, organizers, labourers, coffee-makers and mostly _ you VOTERS!, !

David Bray,

2Sonny-Flanagan look pretty silly by quoting some of the things he said, because he.too was intoxicated.’

Who can blame either.of them? They are students who had jus,t seen \the end’of an exhausting campaign. ‘,-The philosophies of mvself and George Elliott Clarke as c ‘to thetpurpos&of Imprintare diametric&y opposed. They are irreconcilable.

I believe Imprint should not fudge good news about the Federation of-students, as I feel-it-now does. I believe Imprint should criticise the Feds but not. unnecessarily, as I feel it now does. Succinctly, I feel Imprint has made steps towards bein a responsible student paper, but that its progress has fa 7tered. I feel that ’ Imprint is Fed bashing, sub’ectively and unjustifiably.

Mr. Clarke’s cheap parting s i-lot is a blatant examnle.

Our different nhilosoph6?s make me feel that my iime is being wasted. 1 have.rksigned as news editor. ” George Elliott Clarke has taken this paper a long way towards excellence from ?he wimpering rag it has been in the past. He has seen the paper avoid criticism of the Feds and wanted to’chan e that.

However, I think t4-lat he has overcomnensated and has taken the paper as far as it can go under him. My integrity is being compromised by other people. I don’t want that. .

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By Tcodd Schneider

-Because I find m space to respond to Tim’s submission %limited, I’ll make tx is short. . *..Timrs assumption that his. article was intentionally subverted, and the tone slanted, is, I believe, unfounded. I / am the f’somebody”who wrote the contentious paragraph,’ and therefore as instrumental to its inclusionin the’article as the editor was. One of Imprint’s two news editors asked me to et the Federation executive’s res onse. to the recent ef ectionresults. I went to the Fed of r ice for that reason, and that’s where their words. were uttered.

I simply wrote up, verbothzq what was said to me.

Yes, they re upset at the time. (By the way, Iwasn’t the drunke ri r porter Tim refers to.) Yet I did not corner them to deliberately provoke a hostile reaction, as I seem to be-accused of doing.

The Feds knew they were on the record-at the time, by the resence of m pen and. paper. No trickery was invo Pveil. If they K,ad wished to brush me off without comment, they could have ex licitly used words to that , effect.

This “on the- recor cr no comment” option is understood and accepted by ail competent politicians.

My news sense and judgement, as well as that of my editors’, told me that the Feds’ response was an integral part of the election coverage: It wasn’ta leasant section \ of the story, 8- the,whole tone of it too E a turn for‘the worse.

But our integrity was not compromised by its inclusion; it was stren thened. .=As for the intentiona 4 sabotage of his article, Tim must know our standard. procedure, being an ex-editor.

The last para ra h was researched, -written, and- typeset -’ between t e ours of 12 and 3, Thursday morning. -Tim had already left by then. I’m sure he, wouldnt have ,welcomed a ring at the time to ask his opinion. Instead,-we in the office chose to use a judgement call on that section& relevance to the article. . - I believe the Imprjnt has been’doi a balanced job of covering Fed issues recently.

I intenYl to stay with the paper as long as it does so, and will.contribnte as much as I can to make sure that happens. _

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by Hika M&aUrim ). ’ ’ We sat down, I, the skeptical interviewer, and l&l Marx, the~overrated, ’ over-quoted “common man” philosopher. It seemed strange that a man over 150 years old~ouki still plague the world with his bygone theories.

“But you don’t understanC, Herr Mati crOake$ “There is an intinsic value to a Coke-bottle, the glass is blown by the worker, the bottle filled 1by anotfrer, and the job is complete. The value of the product is Only the measure of the effod the workers put into it.”

I leaned back, maintaining an inquisitive expression, not realising that only five minutes into the interview, I thoroughly knew the outcome of the ’ * di!3eussiqn.

He looked.enthusiastic now. Said he, “The thieving Capitalists then : come along, mark up the product by 200% using the excuse of promotion costs and to. that add another “profit incentive.*’ Every-time he is-questioned on the matter, he is vehement that the, men withthe ideas and the marketing skills were exploiting the workers.

Brnphatlca\jy, he sits up from his hunched position -and states, “No just human exploits the worker this way...imagine, taking more of the money made than the workers do.”

For myself, the interview is over, his attitude-has- prevailed in society and is rather ignorantly ingrained in a falsly profit-hating world.

Fact: Money is dirty trading tool for dirty exploiter-capitalists.

Fact: Exploiters are dirty for promoting the product past its intrinsic value.

- Fact: Marx didn’t understand the economics of humans.

Marx didn’t see the work the inventor did, the hours spent in brain draining to create an affordable dream for people, Henry Ford dreamed.

He dreamed of automotive power for the average working man. He made the dream marketable, and he said “People can have my car any

colour they want, as long as they want black”.

But then Marx would say that the assemblers of the cars did all the work. Did the workers design one of the first conveyer-belts for faster production, the only way to sell cars for so cheap? Did they promote the product so that the workers would have more orders to build? In short, the workers did not make the product accessible to the people. . “profit”, ah that nasty word again. It conjures images of pinstriped, money counting, fat, old men who overwork their employees. But, profit, the very thing that Herr Marx detests, has solved many of the workeremployer relations.

For instance, in a company such as the New York based People, Express ai&&, “a’ p&-sharing system makes all employees) shareholders and all receive divihends as part of‘ their SalarYIn good years, the average employee makes twice as much as the same worker in another airline company, and in bad years, the losses through profit-sharing are less noticeable and the company can recover by minor reductions in the dividends paid.

The shareholding, or horizontal management‘idea also makes more productive workers. In People Express, workers are assigned several jobs in which they rotate. Since they have an increased personal and financial interest in the company, the atmosphere is more effecient and the workers are making a profit Now workers, too, can learn to be Capitalist exploiters. ’ ~__ So. Herr Marx, your workers are being exploited by’no one other than themselves. The fundemental concept of the unhappy worker-underdog is being shattered. ’ Note: in the February first Unsocial Comment piece, I was referring to Native Indians who live on’formal reservations, not the Inuit, who live in small communi+es not known as reservations.

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’ of, cartoons about gang rape, and Foto Funnies that show female professors taking th%ir clothes off to attract students’ attention are ‘I feel my position on Enginews was misrepresented in the last issue insulting in their message about the inferiority of women. of Imprint. I would like to take this opportunity to correct any - I am also uncertain wh the staff at Enginews feels such a need to misapprehensions that may have been created in other people’s minds. “sell” their paper. They c1aim they have a strong mandate from the First, I am not currently advising Enginews on sexism. I did give engineering students to publish - surely this means they have an /i some of the staff of Enginews m reactions to the last issue, and I did . audience interested in a comic pa r. What is the point of putting up voice. my concern that the eB ect of this a r is to create an posters which they knew woul 8” be offensive to a large number of environment hostile to -women. Since thestaff pepe e they have a mandate people on campus? from the engineering students,to publish Enginews, I offered to look at I should mention in closing.that Enginews does accept submissions mew& before the next issue went to press to give them my reaction from anyone on campus, so if you are a bud ’ lymourist,, I ’ to E”ti, e aper. In this wa , the staff would at least be aware of articles- encourage you to submit your (non-sexist)‘materi 2 to the staff at that otR er membem of tL campus would find objectionable.

Enainews. ~ ?he University of Waterloo students need a comic paper (e ‘neers Apparently Al McGowan, president of mot, has interpreted my offer as meaning they will give me any pieces they feel might be aren’t the only ones who have a heavy course load1 nrovided x at the humour is not at the expense of pa%cula.r groug on campus. If o ‘actionable. Since -we had some major disagreements about exactly - w2l ‘ch articles in the previous issue were objectionable, I am not sure Enginews can eliminate the sexism in the pages of their paper, Enginews could become that paper. that his inter etation is the same as my original- offer.

Second, w El* e I do commend Enginews for the improvements they . . ~~~~~oner ’ have made, my osition remains that the paper is unacceptably sexist. \ Us@ women s.% adies as _ objects which one is invited to take a bite out Federation of Students

for those two, their radios To the editor: I’ve tried to remain o ensuffer from poor capture minded for the last few B ay,s ratios, thus limiting them to nearby stations such* as with regard to the diarrhea spouted

by Bohnsact and CKMS. No doubt, they find the Chan, two individuals .who diverse musical offerings of saw fit to’ criticize CKMS CKMS beyond. their limited in last week’s issue.

Nevertheless, I must’ scope. They miss the soothin comment that their letter was deadpan of the commercia f radio broadcaster, and< the intriguing.

I did some rese&ch”and guess what I wise advice on what product discovered . . . Bohnsact and to consume delivered on the Chan are clones! Yes, I say quarter hour.

To them the variety of unfamiliar music again, clones. You know the type!

These two specimens that they are exposed’ to on are a Good examnle of earlv CKMS is simply too much for 60’s crones -L those which, ’ them to bear,-and their fear of typically exhibit a lack of this unknown causes them to enetic dynamics due to the request that CKMS adopt a Kimitations of medical science format similar to CFNY. . . at that time.

Yipee!

Since clones are man made, : Go. Shoot ’ yourselves! the can have incorporated Bohnsact and Chan, it is bozos wit E in their bodily structure like you that lead to a socjety.

Why such convenience devices as homogenized radios etc. that represent a are you afraid of the long term cost savings, (no unfamiliar?Do you consider need to purchase walkmans, yourselves to be students? for example). , Unfortunately Charles .MdRobert

Hdpingbands To the editor: which is on tape.

The letter entitled “CKMS: Tuned in but turned off”, in Those of us who cannot last week’s Imprint, upset me afford to have our material greatly. I have been a CKMS pressed into vinyl, have to listener for quite a few years, present it on tape. CKMS also just recently became a provides facilities for local Programmer and am in a local bands to inexpensively record band. It is from the point of these tapes. 1 view of alocal, independently : The CRTC states6 that recording band, that I address CKMS must thirty play my reply. percent Canadian content, and We, and other local bands a darge part of this is filled by depend upon university/ local, independently recorded community radio stations, bands. If CKMS, or stations such as CKMS for support. like CKMS, adopt a format Large commercial radio such as CFNY, then local stations, such as CFNY, for bands lose this r&y chai;lce at example has only one hour airplay. dedicated to independently Jimmy recorded local music, most of. Member of X-R(a local band)

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To the editor: I took particular interest in a letter published in the Feb.-8 Imprint, written by a Mr. Da&d Downer.

In his letter, which responded to a group of students who indicated that the Fed Hall music selection was not as appealing as that of the turret, Downer Mr. sugested that they go’ there instead.

In response to this advice, I have one -question:’ why on earth should the students of this university have to travel to another campus to hear music they enjoy?

I know that I am not alone when I claim that there are not enough popular dance songs vayed at Fed Hall. I am not suggesting that the current top 30 be played in succession, but rather that a program with a stronger represen’ation of familiar hits, both old and new, be offered.

There are many such songs from which to choose - repetition should not be a problem..

It is indeed a sad sight when the dance floor is empty becuase the D. J. is playing a song with w,hich the students are unfamiliar, .and consequently uncomfortable.

4A Kin. David Wills

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Re: Zeke Gerrard’s column in last week’s paper, in which he claims that by saying “the Maple Leafs suck,” you are making a derogatory com.ment j against gays.

Does this mean that, wheh you use the the “f” word, you are taking a shot at heterosexuals? ’ Dale Cox Tim McGowan Paul C&a

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To the editor: shot putter (He built. his own.weights using paint cans and / cement). = Dear Tim Baleshta: ‘.

This is just a short note in which I wish. to express my Dear Sirs: appreciation to you and your friends for the-donation of the Many thanks for ou contribution to our club. Your he1 was track shoes. 1 have been in Zimbabwe since August 1982 and genuinely needed. Byelow are the aims of our club.

The cP ub is since that-time it has become obvious that in the rural areas of aiming to produce the future competitors of Zimbabwe. The this country there is a vast 001 of,untap ed talent. With that in members are aiming to participate in nat~ional competitions and mind a club has been forme B at theschoo P that includes about 80 then hopefully join the national team., Let us keep in mind that cooperat& is the mother of success, I dedicated athletes. It is for this group the shoes are for primarily. hope you will ‘keep the spirit of working together. Through This club practices voluntarily from Septemberto May. Besides cooperation, hard work and enthusiasm and willingness I hope competing at regular school competitions it also attends nationally sanctioned senior meets. It is at these meets the we might succeed. students come into contact with a higher level of competition Your brother in C it rist, and thus, ho efully encouraging them to continue in,athletics Addmore Shoko \ once their SCIi 001 career ends.

I Once again Jd like to thank you and your friends.at the University of Waterloo for your help., ..

I Outside of the urely physical advantages the shoes give, the ,sychological Ii Pt it gives to students w-ho previously ran T.ake care, ii arefoot is immeasurable. The Zola Budd’s of this world are few Paul St&ens and far between. You might be interested to know that we have Sportsmaster constructed our own starting blocks out of wood that are as Editor’s note: Jim Bale&ta, a p&e-vaulter‘at bf and coach ‘of functional as metal store-bought’ ones. the tracli and field team, received this letter from Zimbabwe two Now a short note from Addmore Shoko, the club iaptain and I we&s ago. He sent it to Imprint to-share with us all. \ / , .

“Electric” To the editor: Based upon my. first impressions of Body Electric (see review, Feb. 8;‘Imprint; p.17), I would have to agree with Mathew Ingram that they, really sucked (oops! I mean “voided” - sorry Zeke).

However, unlike Ingram, I was able to overcome my d.islike for their mainstream musical influence and actually- listen to the band itself.

What struck. me first wa d the quality of the guitar work.

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The lead riffs were compargrab my attention (and that of a sizeable portion able to almost any that I have of the. heard in similar “popular” audience, if Bctivitv on the bands, and the talent behind dance floor is any in&cation). them was far superior to most.

The only fault I could find in ‘The drummer, too, was at or the band was their overuse of above average in skill. backing tracks, Although this Rather than finding him has become common ractice, pratentious, I was lad that and really did not Rurt the .the lead singer fl -ad *the mus,. 4 aspect of their show, I courage to keep trying to wake have a personal bias towards up- an uninspiredL audience. more live action; especially with respect to keyboards. ust, when I was losin hope, was ’.h e b,rought out a few of d rock , The performanceconsidering all :& roll standards (and- the formidable, sband’s own “Stop the Music”), the problems associated with ..

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palying backup (cramped ..stage, no soundtcheck, etc.) It .was even more formidable iven the fact the they were ~ %ackinn UD a ban d as,uouular on campus as the Paraihute Club. j To the band, I wish future success. I do not enjoy your styleof music, but the Courage Bnd raw - talent that I witnessed show that you \ deserve the best.

To the &&or: To Mathew Ingram, I find I have a few cominents your review to -be “laughably concerning- Mr. van Biesen’s pretentious”. __ Thomas White letter of last week.

Firstly,“* a _ ‘ surprising or paradox’ieal word’ refers to

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intentionalIy appears incorrect,” accordin to Mr. van Bieson. It ,wdul % seem that it has not occured to .him that this definition applies to words which the editor intentionally has typeset with spelling which not only . appears to be incorrect, but is incorrect.

Secondly, i Mr. van Biesen ‘claims that there is no need to einphasize t-hat a artiCulai. error was made by t“E,e author of the letter rather than by the typesetter, as it is stated that letters will not be edited for grammar and spelling. This would be true if one ,could be

associated with UW which is To the editox: t was originally much longer, but was cut for reasons of This letter is in res onse to _ directed towards that special the review “Same FA x S time”, community of ersons by their .space. There was much more Imprint Feb. 15,.p%15. peers. The s Ii ow de icts an which could have been said . annual slice I of Pife at about the show. The/photo As a first time cast member Waterloo.

Besides entertainin FASS, I was extremelv which accompanied the article disappointed with the spa& ment, it . allows university was a joke.1 Surely a student which the Arts section of participants to showcase their run production important Imprint delegated to this talents, and provides a focal words at Imprint t h ese days year’s production.

FASS point for develo -ing universiwhich ran for four nights an cl involves an admirable ty spirit, somet R ing we often’ played to #our capacity or near commitment of time and effort seem to lack at Waterloo. canacitv. crowds deserves to by (this year) nearly 100 My disappointment with _be-placid more prominently in dedicated writers, actors, Imprint’s coverage stems the arts section than a Fed techies, and musicians.

Their mainly from the poor -space I Hall pub review, aim is to provide entertainallotted for the review.

In the future, Imprint rnag ment for ‘the persons Hopefully, the review itself be well advised to platie. _ -.

-i greater emphasis on FASS, which is possibly the largest , student collaboration on ,camPus (not to mention an annual tradition of lonr! ‘standing). The man person: ;Nho contributed to tK is year’s dseserved better -! ihow’ . ’ reatment. i David Bain . ’ IA Geog. sditor’s Fe&: hear Mr. Bain: While we dish we could have :itien FASS. more space, we lid give it two reviiws and a ‘ree ad. As,wel P, other student activities .‘.., demanded attention, ;-, I

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The debate, 1about‘ “aobot music’: and I the> Fed Hall playlist has not‘- yet yielded any constructive, potential solutions. The uncompromising attitude of many students towards this issue was exemplified in last week’s,Imprint.

The letter from Kate Hishon et. ah included references to the Sex Gang Children/ -and Matt Iohns.on, but their vanguard is. obviously pretentious and no one was impressed except the authors themselves. The should have realized, thou IJ that their atte*mpt to edu&te Bob -Gei

sure that the typesetters made no errors. As Mr. van Biesen is - ’ no doubt aware, this is not the case, however. .Errors are made in typesetting, even in headlines. Without the use of “sic”, one would not know whether-an error were on the part of the author of a letter or onTtiEdyf the new’spaper staff: .

Mr. van Biesen claims t E bt the use of’ “sic” makes J reading of the Forum pages annoying.

So do@ incorrect spelling an,d grammar.

The solution is verpsimpk ’ IIhowever,, and would,~-It#&&; please Mr. van Biesen. The; 2. ,,‘who.-‘write letters to- Im int need only use correct spe $ ling. “’ ’ and rammar, and not onlgt . , will ,tl-l eir letters be easier to read, but a “sic” will also --flisilis~~ar from the pages of . F. Ice Argyle ~ ..

and hi&; Mediocre Maj&ity was d.estined for failure, since .&ITV and “Turret-like tunes’f seem to be their blandbut ’ unalterable predik,&ions.

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Come to the L a Y Resources Office CC 150A to“i! md out more information or call 885-0840 and leave a message pn our message minder. .

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Why Word Processing?

Advantages of a word processor include perfect final copy, document, stora e options, computer spelling & eck, second draft _ option’s, right justified mar ins, multiple originals. w 3 my Compuscribe wgrd processing?

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2 bedroom apartment flat available May 1st. $350 for two, $300 for Close to UW, Seagram’s, one.

Waterloo Town Square, Westmount Place.

Call GE. Clarke at 746-6424 or ext. 2332.

Do you have a lease for your place?

Please bring it to the Legal Resource Office at CC 150 A. We are currently trying to accumulate intormation on rents in the K-W area and wz would like .to take a look at your lease. Our lease bank can only grow with your help.

Custom research, literary Toronto,

2 Bedroom furnished apartment available for- summer term or option to take lease. 20 min. walk to UofW. 3 mins. east of King on Bridqeport.

Convenient location to shopping malls, beer stores, liquor store.

Laundry facilities in building and all utilities included.

Phone 886-5558 or 886-7524.

essay service‘ill hep you write and edit all your 4 Collier St., needs.

Ontario 960-9042.

House to- Sublet: May-Aug. 3 people needed for 4 person house.

10 min. walk from campus.

Call 8840959.

Holistic Therapy treatments combines reflexology, shiatsu, touch for health, iridology G nutrition.

Please calt P. Henderson for an appointment.

888-6253. . corrected.

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Close, fast 9u ear Seagram c$T,;nble. . . $1 per double spaced ge. Draft copy provided. may ok ahead.

Ph. 885-l 353.

Typing Services Intercity Word Processing $l/pg.

Floppy disk storage, dictation from your cassettes, free courier pickup/delivery to your door.

Minimum deadline: 5 days.

519-366-9922.

Evening service.

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Rooms in large student house Summer term -. Fully furnished 30 Regina North.

Exception;:; ood accommodation.

884 4298 or ext. 2288 .

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Professional Typist for UW students.

Engineering symbols, Will pickup and deliver to campus. .

Mrs. Lynda Hull, 579-0943.

Typing Essays, theses, work reports, resumes, business letters, etc.

Neat, accurate.

Will correct spelling, grammar, punctuation.

Reasonable rates, electronic typwriter.

Seven years experience typ;wyp students.

Phone Lee,

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Summer in ..Sunnydale place.

Three roommates wanted . $107.00 per month + utilities.

One of cleaner townhouses.

Call She@ at 8844928.

2 bedroom, suitable for 3 people.

Sublet MayAugust..

Fully furnished, carpeted, 1% baths, dishwasher, air conditioning.

Close to Conestoga Mall. $415 negotiable.

884-7564.

Camper for sale: Inteinational Kanwan.

350 auto. Sleets 4 - 6.

Fulli equipped large gwning.

Good tires. $4,000 firm. su r clean. - Call between 5 and 7, 5 F- 8.

3938.

Furniture set. Ciood.condition.

2 chairs and couch.

Make an offer.

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Seminars on Islam

Islam: A Canadian Perspective

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Quiet House, comfortable walk from UW campus.

Great for a group of friends who’d like to room together in the summer.

64 Avondale.

Call 886.8986 or 8864304.

Perfect ,Summer House - MayAug/‘85.

One to six bedrooms $125 per person per available. month.

Finished Recroom with bar and fireplace.

Large enclosed back yard with shade: Call Tom 885-0023.

Aug ‘85: 3 bdrm. (suitable byfor 4) townhouse, mostly furnished.

Has pool, on the bus route, close to shopping facilities.

Call 746-3484.

3 bedroom apartment: large bedrooms; May-Aug. ‘85; 15 minutes walk to Engineering; back , yard; parking; close to shoppin laundry and uptoti.

Call 88 8 -.

5723.

Luxurious 4 bedroom townhouse available May-Sept. $401 /mo., two baths, dlyer, located in clean section of Sunnydale.

Terms negotiable.

Slidy: the days are getting longer, the weather is a little milder, . baseball season is about to start!

Everything is going to be great1 FIJZZ Kevin: Happy Valentine’s Day. Karin.

P.S. Sort-v it’s late, but I’m not much of a conformist.

One month free, 3 or 4 bedroom townhose in Sunnydale for the Summer term.

20 min. walk to campus.

Close to grocery stores, laundromat, liquor stores, etc. May be furnished or unfurnished.

Rent onl $428. Call Nancy o.r Mamie at 75tf-3382 or Pat at 884-9628, evenings.

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Black Comedy?

Song I!& rice? Drama?

Show us what you do. Come to the 30’s Berlin Cabaret auditions this week!

Bachelor apt. $120/mo.

May-Aug, swimming pool, weight room, sauna, pool tables, ping pong.

A real steal.

743-3438, Doug.

3 or 4 bedroom.

Sept. ‘85. 45 min. walk to UW. Biran, Bob, Nick or Glenn.

7464797.

To sublet: 3 bedroom townhouse, May 1 to Aug 31/85.

15 min. walk to U.W., 5 min. b bike.

On Churchill, west of 4 estmount & University. $547/month + utilities, major appliances included.

Call ~~l.a/&hs”yl 746-3083 or Karen

MSA - one bedroom apartment Fully available April-Au . 85.

Rent 9 328 including furnished. cable and utilities.

Contact: Allan or Nancy 888-7316.

Wanted: 3/4 bedrm. house for 4 responsible senior students within 15 min. walking distance south of Campus for Sept. ‘85. Phone 885.

6294.

Happy Birthday Snowflake!

I loved your Valentine s Day present...and the cookies were good too! As a esture of thanks ou get one free ii irthday Back I! ub.

Birthday clothes only!

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Wanted Models (female) wanted for studio photography.

Should be able to do own makeup.

Remuneration in the form of b/w prints.

Phone 885-6877.

Mini bus drivers, 7 needed for Campus Day, Tues. March 12, ‘85.

Must have class “F’ drivers license and attend an orientation session before March 8, 1985.

Salary $5/hr.

Please contact Gail Ruetz in the Visitors Rece tion ‘Centre, Optometry, Rm. 3 0% at ext. 3614.

GoM Cross Languages Sentimental call Heather

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You saw the Pope in ‘84, now see Ronnie on St. Patrick’s Day. 2 Bus leaving from here for Quebec City on March 17th. Contact Todd at the Imprint if interested.

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Attention all other Havenger Scunters!

Why d?? t you just stay home tonight.

C~vll Dlsobedlence (2A) shall not be defeated by mere mortals.

Don’t waste your time and gasoline; stay at home and do something you’re qualified for; like watch t.v.

Buck Borchuk - when will be able to share the wonderfulness of a heated nuclear fusion, in a deep martian cavern again? P.S. Don t forget to strap on Mr. Happy’s hard hat so that it doesn’t fall off and destroy another planet.

Your Galactic -Goddess, Princess l-ayme. pz Kemp: Happy Birthday!!

We’ll Beam-You-Up’ in Fed Hall at 5 p.m.

TODAY. Be there.

Your Roomies’. .

LIZBETH: Come to the Waterlod Body Contest” birthday present.

You your pick.

Fed Hall at 5

Attention ot’her Havenger Scunters: Why leave the house tonight to compete with the invincible Civil Disobedience?

Stay at home and keep your wives/girlfriends/sheep safe from travelling salesmen.

“Men of for your can take p.m.-

Dear Laura: On this da lets ensuriz that we all meet.

I-Yave a happy birthday!!

Love from all oti us.

Happy 23rd Liz! See you at Fed Hall (5:00 Fri.) for the 1st Annual Wrestling Skibunnies Birthday Bash. Sue.

Attention other Havenger Scunters: This is your final warning!

Surrender now to Civil Disobedience or face total ego destruction.

Don’t make futile “heroic” efforts.

Give up while you still have time....

Attention: Early rising Outer’s Club Members: For ski rental, call Sue at 884-9737, npt Mike W. (especially not in the morning).

Mike’s tired roommate, Carolyn.

pen lost in mlFrn Fri., Feb. Value. If found, please at 884-9658.

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one Valentine, If found, call Deb 742-6056.

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OSSI’W asks, How do you be& . the February Blahs?

Bring you] beachware on March 1st and find out.

Ask someone who knows..

RSJSW. .

Swilldogs - BLAAAH, Hefty aleage and savage swilling are in store for this evening of bad retchidness.

Happy Hatchdays!

- Fellow Swilldog :

ng Exotic Tonight

plus, on the . #an Harpsichord, a group of

Missing please

Lost: Several hundred brain cells at the Quebec Winter Carnival containing memories thereof.

If found, pleas.2 return to MathSoc.

Are you still in the closet?

Have no fear, there are others!

Join the Partrid e Family Fan Club now!

Phone ?J aul884-5386.

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The 2A Electrical Class is lacking the spirit, energy and enthusiasm of females.

If you want to meet 69 fun-loving men for fun loving Engineering events, call Frank0 8844049. .

Anyone intewethted in joining a Wethearch Team to Thearch for the Cautheth of Thpeach Impediments, pweathe wite 23 Authtin Dw., Wat., Ont.. N2L 3X9.

My name ith Fwanklin.

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Mike little, please return the kayak’ mold to the Outer’s Club. Contact Klaus 884-5937.

Ciianna and Nancy: Love to meet Fed Hall Tonight you a ain!

Promise not to wear (Friday 7 ? green laces. Herb 884-9387.

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Apathy Juggling Club - upcoming seminar Juggling and your Child’s De\ielopment” Sat., St. Paul’s, Rm. 6. Don’t forget road trip to Owen Sound.

North D Reunion: Shy? Nervous as a Ion -tailed cat in a room full of rockin’c % airs that no one will remember ou? Well shucks, itjust ain’t true. syure, we had our fun and not one of us will ever forget being frosh. Remember the past.

for over and

Reunited

OSSM4 asks the questions: When’ was the last time you got it? Did you get enough?

Do you want it again?

Yes, that’s hght, THE RETURN OF THE ELETRIC igIgask someone who knows.

North D Reunion: Pending availabilitv of Fed Hall, all YOU lucubrate&can lubricate yer throats with alcohol and drunkenly recall the past on Fri. March 8th.

According to latest info, Theo from U of T, Babbitt from Carleton, and Uncle Rick from Western will be back.

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Phillip St. Townhouse t: sublet for the summer ‘85.

Possibility of ‘alternating terms.

5 bedrooms including washer and dryer.

Call Suzanne 746-3492

wanted, bachelor for May-Sept.

Call

BUGS presents the Grad/ Undergrad party of the term not oh February 25 as rumoured but at 8:00 p.m. on Monday March 4 at the Graduate House.

Fish Net stockings, rou e lipstick, burlesque, and more. i ring your ideas/acts to the 30’s Berlin Cabaret auditions this week!!

Room to share; immediately to April ‘85. $160/mo. incl. utilities.

Fa\yn .av$ble.

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WANTED: Third person to share 1 bedroom apt. For Fall ‘85. Must be intelligent, good-looking, tilling to answer lots of bizarre phone calls, and into group sex. Carolfl/Mike 7464005.

Come to the Cabaret 01’ Chum Auditions for a coffeehouse with a different slant.

3:30-6:30 Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday in the Theatre of the Arts.

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March 1st One bdrm. in 2 bdrm. t. Close to U.W. & downtown.

Al but bdrm. furnished.

Use of everything aqd terminal link to Unur/VM CMS; All for $15O/mo. incl. utilities.

Call Cameron, x-2331 or x.2345 Now!

2 bedroom apt. available summer ‘85. Option to take lease. $4391 mo. Westmount Brybeck.

745-6299.

New Club on Campus - Join the Waterloo Half-Jewish Atheist Students Association (WH-JASA).

You must have only one Jewish arent and not believe in God (01 e ahweh).

Membership fee: one harn and cheese . on ba el delivered to 288 Young St. TV .

Mike/Carolyn 7464005.

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Happy 21 st Jac. Wishing you lots of good times and waps on our birthday and always!

Love Yrom Lisanne, Bill, Joel, Guy, Julia and John.

Please someone roommate (Carolyn, She’s getting tired calls that are always

ohone mv 7464005). of answering for me. Mike.

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Serving’ Waterloo at the corner of King and’ Erb since 1840, the *’ Hotel Waterloo offers the best of both worlds: the ndstalgif: decor of x . yesteryear, .and today’s most current videos. ’ - . F’ This lively, energypaqked standup bar Sters to the area’s two universities and locals alike. InexpensIvely priced -0no cover charge. .

I Taps in the Hotel Waterloo specializti in ‘ttest-tube shooters”. ’ -.

‘Chadd’s at the Hotel Waterloo is a good example ofwhat ?an be - - :done with abit of finesse to spruce up an old establishment. , Green plants and small tables give.the room a cozy atmosphere; ’ -. ‘and the menu will delight you with-each< visit. .

Luncheon speciaHies feature a variety of icrepes, salads, and . .delightful sandwiches. For dinner they feature the greatest roast .. beef, +fi~etmignon.and New York- strip loin steaks. . .

Nowthat Fed Hall is in full swing, the.Bombshelterhas big plans to X1 diversify itself as an altemative,student pub on campus. Rather than , ‘* * competing with Fed H.all,’the $ombshelter can -now. offer a---wide a , variety of special events and seivi_ce<that willcolplement the action at Fed Ha& and provide the setting -for different kinds of student entertainment.

The Bombshelter now welcomes the opportunity to co-sponsor, events with any of the recognized studentorganizations oh campus. .

This -past week, for example,- Maths&, Scisoc, and BEnt all co’ ~ sponsored British recording artist-Roy Harperon Monday night, andthe Beirdo Brothers entertained on Tuesday n!ghf as the fourth in-a -s&es of Tuesday Ja%znights at the Bombshelter. These-events are ’ . free to students as a mle:onlyveiy’expensive groups will necessitate I -. _ _ a cover charge.

Many coming events have already been confirmed.

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Feb. 22 -/ Video movies on the ‘5 foot screen, every -Friday ’ . \aftemoon at 4:30. This week; it’s THE LAST STARFIGHTER. ’ - March, 2 --Winter Carnival BBQ. on. the. patio, with hotdogs, .hot cider, hot. chocolate, and the dFw for a ski trip to Mt. Ste. Anne, : / Quebec. ’ .

March 4 - Annual Shuffleboard Tournament, sponsored by ,.Engsoc.

March 7 - TalentPlights every Thursday from 4~30 to 8:30;an *’ opportunity for students 10 show ‘off their musical expertise, with _ prizes for the best. talent. The Creative Arts Board will be . coordinating this series. . : . * ’ _.

-Air Band Contest at 9:OO pm. for not-so-good musicians with-all , the right moves, sponsored by the Turnkeys. ’ _ .

March 16 - St. Patrick’s Day Celebration! Lots of decorations, ) green beer, and specialgreen drinks. Wear Green and party down, Irish style!

I ( Dates to be announced: II Hawajian Night - BBQ on the patio, Hawaiian costumes and-‘ : drinks, free leis; games and prizes;. , Pajama. Party - get out your baby dolls; sleepers and nightshirts; , I and forget about sleeping!

Physical renovaqons are. also in the works; brass railings were .

I installed over Christmas, and the new SHOOTER BAR Ts a’ big , V success - the list of favourite shooters is growing weekly. Soon the Bombshelter wtll oner specialy coffees, with your old favourites Bombshelter will offer specialty ‘coffees, with your old favourites (Spanish and Irish Coffee) and lots of new ones, Jike.B-52 COFFEE ’ - \ and ORGASMC COFFEE!!

The Bombshelter is alive and Lvell; it’s getting a facelift and changing gears to offer youa wider variety of student events. Keep ’ .’ . your eye on what’s happening at the Bombshelter; Student groups who wish to co-sponsor an a&h&y inthe Pub are \ encouraged to speak with the management. .

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Within Wlldn~ distance of:b~th cambus& ,-Mows offers&l food .. and. good music.During -any day- of. the week you’ll h&ar all your . favourites;Beatles ; W&ox , Springsteen q and the top 40. ’ ’ :.

A cozy ; friendly atmosphere is created by the pine booths ; tiffany lamps , and the enthusiastic crowd. A 1202 draught goes’for $1 J 2 and bottled beer for .$‘-1.5?.J’heir wednesdaynight pizza specials is one of the best deals going- a 14” pizza with pep., mush., and dbl. . chees forLonly $3.95Jheirdily lunch specials usually go for around \ . . : _, $3.50. y A Chexx&ke : game dominates the middle of the room ( watch for toUnam~@jC- rn-the, futirre)kiv& entertainment is provided’ on roccassion.Thqe’s norma@ ‘no cover Charge, and the food menu is L, .:,.e%tensive; I VC ‘j:_ Morty!s also delivers. -..?. 1 0 ‘./ .,

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Hooliatin’s Waterloo has a reputation as a rneetiria Dlace. , Friendly staff a%da warm cozy atniosph&e make a visit there $&&ant 1 _ _ \ -andi satisfying. And that’s only for starters.

I . ,Friend$staff and a $arrn cozy athosphere make <visit there &asant and satisfying. And that’s only for starters.

Choo6.e from”ti wide menu selection including appetizers, soups, sandwiches,Jiqger foods, light entrees and dinner entrees. But--be sure to leave enough room for one of meir fabulous desserts.

Start with garlic sauteed escargots or a new item -- natcho with I jalaperios if you like it hot. Or maybe a bowl of clam chowder or,Qnion soup.

Start with garlic sauteed escargots or a new item -- natchos tith jalapenos if you like it hot. Or maybe a. bowl of clam chowder or -- Frexch onidn sotip.

If a salad is youi chQice may we suggest .a few mknu additions; Greek salad with feta cheese and black olives, or seafood pasta, rotini arid a zesty dressing mixed with crabmeat.,-Or try aGa&n Patch -- a variety of garden bite size vgetables servgd @ith your choice of dressing for dipping.

Maybe you’d’ like a sandwich. How about a toasted bacon, ‘lettuce .. yand tomato or eggs creole -- two perf&tly poached eggs smothered . with creole sauce on a fresh, flaky croissant and a @nerous portion of fries. The monte cristo, a three decker sandwich which includes ham and turkey between bread dipped in egg and fried. A meal in itself, dB’ i

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Of course there’s the best chicken wings in town, as well as a hug& Houli burger or beer battered fish and chips.

I The dinner menu offers delicious prjme rib, suticuient chickeh Kiev or a well-known favourite, Twin Filet Neptune --two filets topped wifh crabmeat and asparagus tips and smothered with a thick cheese sauce. Delightful.

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The seafood menu includes such favourites as lobster tails, alaika King crab and a steamed seafood platter: -a variety of jumbo shrimp, red snapper, clams, an@ King crab’ legs.

Hopefully there’s $till room for one of the decadent desserts: a hot fudge sundae, Houiiggn’s own cheesecake in a glass or for simpler tastes, a slice of homemade apple pie with .aslice of cheddar cheese.

If you’re still mobile after your meal, 6r. if you’re out- fot some excitement, tisit the stand-up bar. Meet old fiends and new as y?u enjoy your favourite music or videos.

A final word: Houligan’s’ motto is “where fun is made afforadble.”

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It has been- over a year since Level 21 opened it’s dancefloor for. business. The Level boasts it’s reputation as the?oniy new music dgnce club in, K-W. No other establishment in townoffers such a -varied selection of n,ewwqve , ska , reggae ,.dance oriented music. , , ‘-These varied dance sets contin@Until3 &in on Friday and Saturday: In the past, Level 21 offered ydu liveacts such as-lktranger ;vital ‘,, &es , Sturm .Group , and a varietyof l&al talent., .

For 1985 i&e Level introduces. a new sound @stqm by Yq.maha , s. and sotie of the hottest dance releases. Video presentations of concerts are f&th:coming , so keep your eyes tipen for posters and , ads announcing the -dates of the events.

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The& -always--a .great crowd .on the weekend at -Dow& Chider. .m” -. ’ Wnetheryou to focus’your att@tion on the Billitird table’, the -Pussball .-mmgamechoose , , or the dancefloor , there’s-something for almost _ zwhunnn I[?e mt8si.c i!j all upbeat- new w‘aye and rfew tar, Go;Down _- ~~Under ------ is -perfect for those whb want to relti during the w<ek ;-ahd let it all blow -. :; _I eeken&.Wti the’stand-up bai . aid the &ndeflo& it’s ’ I going to be,hard nof. to z&y-yotirself.kMtl&dbeer ig $1.75 and 32 , .. , .

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Downstairs the DJ’s wiU. play anything ‘within - . * -----rclL~--~ reason.

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Both Ms. Yeung and,Mr. Fuller fared considerably better as quartet musicians for Sammartini’s Concerto for recorder and string quartet. Soloist Dan Douglas, whose skill was smothered in the balance problems of the earlier quintet, provided the ‘ highlight. of the hour, with: some impressive high-register recorder work. His-tour-de-force’ wasa competently-executed _ cadenza that convincingly brought us back to the Baroque, after thi> schizophrenic-meanderings of the early part of the prpgramme.

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A welcome feature of the free noon-hour concert series at Conrad Grebel College is that it provides exposure to musical material not normally heard by the student community.

The latest installment occured on Wednesday, February 13, with WLU’s Baroque Ensemble, a student organization under the direction of Peggie Sampson.

Four works from the Baroque period were performed: J.B. Loeillet’s Quintet in B. minor, in -four movements; a Bach prelude for solo cello; a programmatic-type harpsichord piece, The Marche before the B&tell, by William Byrd; and Sammartini’s Concerto in,D Minor. . _

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The programme was a partially successfulattempt-to create, a Baroque atmosphere through using replicas of genuine neriod instruments.

Some unusual instruments featured in the ‘Quintet were the Baroque flute (the wooden, keyless predecessor of the modern flute), “voiee flute”(like a recorder), and viola da gamba,which is a stand-up viola with six strings.

The above instruments, lacking the mechanical refinement of their modern counterparts, are extremely difficult tp play. convincingly., For example, the Allegro sections of the Quintet seemed to require a bit more brightness than the. players werecapable of squeezing out-of their instruments.

Intonation and balance problems seemed to surface with distracting regularity: , On-The 1next two items on the programme, some unintentional rubato led one -to wonder whether the performers harboured some irrepressible Romantic leanings!

Muddiness and rhythmic irregularkies were pitfalls for the soloists--Angela Yeung’s cello playing was not quite concise ’ enough on the bottom end. while Peter Fuller’s execution of the harpsichord pieces was well, march-like: while he displayed a‘ nicely-developed flair for Baroque ornamentation, Mr. Fuller seemed to lack adequate subtlety of articulation to transcend the harpsichord’s limited dynamic potential.

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Thernext noon-hour concert promises to be a special event indeed, .showcasing works by .UW’s own David Huron and Peter Hatch. both music nrofessors at Conrad Grebel College.

Prof. Huron’ recently returned from a concert tour in Bra&l, Among’ the Huron ‘works to be showcased is Skinflicks - “for three applauding performers”, as -well as a work for solo piano to be premiered by keyboard- instructor and lecturer Prof.

Kenneth Hull.

Prof. Hatch, who has taught at UW ‘since last fall, will introduce UW to Metumbrphosis - work’ for bassoon and computer-generated tape. Also, Toronto virtuoso marimbist Beverly Llohnston, will deliver her second performance of Hatch’s acclaimed’ Lagtime. Aired live last - September on CBC radio, Lagtime has the distinction of having made the finals for the CBC Young Composers Competitipn.

If our own profs’ musicianship is an indication, next Wednesday’s performance should provide compelling evidence that UW’s music program is alive and thriving, and is, in fact, on the forefront of the Canadian music scene. i (Conrad Grebe? College sfionsors its noon-hour recitals .

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- For better or for worse, last weekend’s Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Orchestra (KWSO) concert was no exception.

8 This concert was of particular interest because of its two drawing cards, Agnes Grossmann an&husband, Raffi Armenian. In an unusual KWSO configuration., Mr. Armenian \ surrendered his baton to * Ms. Grossmann, while he got a chance I to demonstrate his lesser-known but nonetheless formidable, keyboard accomplishments.

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Mr. ‘Armenian played with If there was any iota of conciseness in her remarkable ease (it looked easy), treating energetic show of sweeping ‘gestures and double-pian and forte sections with equally ] - elegantly-choreographed footwork/hen it appropriqate finesse and control through all was certainly missed by the orchestra - which three movements. _ : True to Kitchenei style, the. audience ‘seemed’to be on autopilot for much of: the I\ evening: allowed Armenian, Grossmann, et al to retire Fortunately, however, the orchestra was .for an intermission after four -consecutive ” ,* _ well-rehearsed, and Ms. Grossmann was, _ bows: . .

Y .. : * ’ admittedly, entertaining - -enough as ,-a *5 7Xi&$i~ ~,&&&nn conduc’to-r that. some‘ exciting.

-;a,nd -iii ,.After .. ir&rrnission, an j&uided orchestra to do. noteworthy things did happen.

I ,,1_I.‘ck:.:+ ~rqturned’qith The Brass Quintet of- the Can&dian ‘- ’ :Tch’aik&sky% Sy3iiljhdil^y No: 5- in E n&or, Op. -64~7 Although*s#nptorns of@& “autopilot Chamber Ensemble opened the prog&m& ~7 (some iiti&&tifitative &fries in functioning as a tight unit in the concerto-like. * syndrome” the ‘contrapuntal ’ &ion ‘of ‘the ’ Second format of From Another Country by movement) were especially evident 4n ,the Canadian composer, Robert Turner. ’ This performance of this work, it did feature an work was interesting in its contemporary absolutely outstanding brass section which treatment of 16th~century‘. motifs and, brass helped to sustain the work’s martial energy coloration ty ical of Renaissance composer through to its rousing conclusion.

I Giovanni Ga & rielli. ,’ Up next was Raffi Armenian, the vehicle for (The concert ti be aired on’CBC radio’s -Mostly’Music; on Thursday; March 7.) his particular display of virtuosity being --

Morrissey If vou were ever curious -It was one of those days in aboui how Pete Townshend might sound on the sitar or Waterloo: - a one-third what acoustic fuzz sounds capacity crowd sat passively through a brilliant show by en like, you should have been artist who will sell out in there.

Toronto at more expensive Perhaps the best reason f&venue. In this case, seventyseeing Roy Harper is his five- enlightened - peopie - .- voice. How many great poets can actually sing? bravedthe weather to find out man puts it .a11’ why Roy Harper is conThis sidered a legend in -English‘ together. He has both a voice music industry. worthy of his material and.

Every facet of Mr. Harper’s vice versa, with, guitar music had a chance to shine accompaniment that leaves one wondering why he needs at one point in the two sets.

The brief introductions the a band. poet gave se.emed to Was there anything wrong with the show? Perhaps both complement rather than s the performer and the explain songs.

“One of those,, Days in audience could have been England”, the introspective more animated, who knows. view of the man of leisure, There were some .-minor became the view of a man on electrical problems, and the lighting demonstrated a need the dole. His guitar work, for some kind of backdrop in sometimes bright -almost- to front of the Bornshelter’s the point of harshness, was quite ’ surprising; With an disco mirrors.

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Neville-ization captures the Nevilles at their lively best, slugging it out at Tipitina’s in New Orleans. Each of the Nevilles have been around the southern soul scene for so long-that it seems as though I might be crea’ting.a false impression of the group’s stature by saying’ that this is only their third.album.

Art Neville had his first hit as a solo R’n’B artist in the midfifties but didn’t really make his mark until the mid-Sixties as the vocalist/keyboardist of the fathers of funk (with what was probably the greatest rhythm section ever assembled), The Meters.

By the early seventies,. Art would be replaced as vocalist by younger brother Cyril.

Biother Aaron’s silky baritone brought nation-wide attention to’the Neville name with TellIttike It Is in 1966. Now a Neville’s .

standard, the version which appears on this album manages to out-do the original’s supreme drippiness.

While his brothers worked within their groups, Charles was busy playing sessions and touring as saxophonist with Bobby Bland and B.B. King.

Together the Nevilles can back a virtually unlimited vocal palette with the kifid of righteous groov8 that la&e th%gods . envious.

The album features updated versions of Professor Longhair’s “Big Chief” and Duke Ellington’s, “Caravan”.

However, the highlight is surely “Woman’s Got to-Have It” that burns with a smouldering sensuality that Bobbg Womack oniy davdreams about d1 This is ndt to sag that Neville-ization’s best materjal is simply historical documentation.

In “Fear, Hate, Envy; Jealousy”‘s plea for unity, the Nevilles show their interest $ current socpl issues: “...Yeah, we-got rockets pointed at the6 y’al!. But you know. they got rockets pointed right back at us...”

“Soul has been niisused so often in describing bands such as Bronski Beat, Spa&au Ballet, and others, thatthe word itself has become impotent. If anyone is rightly. deserv’tng of ,thb term!‘~oul’~~ it’s the Neville Brothers, they have it as surely as.

Tony Hadley has none.

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Since, as we all know, nature abhors a vacuum, it is therefore onlv natural that

we would be provided with a variety of fertile imaginations that could brighten, as it were, the creative’ night.

Thankfully, that is the case--a sampling of some of these creative juices that lie, for the most part, bottled up behind the academic exteriors of several of our own was provided last Wednesday, February 13, by the ,English, Society and St. Jerome’s College.

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At this reading, after’ a stirring introduction

by English professor Stanley Fogel--who has himself just recently produced a schola,rly work of . criticism--the ’ same Eric McCor”mack k delivered selected segments from a -couple of works-in-progress.

In his mellifluous, Scottish brogue, Mr. McCormack told a story of a young ,man encourased bv poetic/anarchist theory.

I: This was followeh by an excerpt from a short story that was in itself a story told by one of ,the characters--about a doctor in Scotland who killed his wife andedisposed of her body parts by sewing them up inside his four children. Not, perhaps, the kind of thing that would appeal to the majority, but then that is not-its intent--in the.form given it by’Mr. McCormack, it is irresistible.

Following this, d number of poems were read by Stuart MacKinnon, dealing with the First and Second World Wars-- a bit of mainstream that balanced Mr. McCormack’s, shall I say, “eccentricities”, nicely.

The,final reading was given by Ken Ledbetter, whose Ozark Mountain background was evident primarily in his attire-overalls and w.orkboots--and secondarily in the authenticity of the hillbilly accent with which he read from his book The Blat k birds.

In all, a wonderful selection of some of the creativity that ’ flows about for the most paft unnoticed in the halls of the University of Waterloo--for which those of us wifh a hunger for this sort of thing are grateful.

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The reading, featuring the English Departmen& Eric McCormack and Ken Ledbetter? as well as Arts Library employee Stuart MacKinnon, was one in a seiies of such readings held both this term an& last, in both Ha&y Hat1 (Faculty and Grad Loun& and Siesfried Hall at St. Jerome’s.

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Must be a musical group who. thrash out dissonant chord after dissonant chord in an *attempt to achieve ART. To the contrary, Penguin Cafe.

Orchestra. is pot an, avant garde musical unit’ (new worlds are-not rediscovered), but a union which plays lyric music stemming from a variety of musical sources. * Some of the musical sources are folk music from many cultures such as the sound of the reel, the sound of the east+ the sound of a carnival, the sound of Hawaii, the sound of the Caribbean. ‘.

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These musical influences are not all fused into confusion, but appear separately in different songs, as if in a Mosaic, each complementing and contrasting

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The sound -quality of the is good and all _record . instruments receive clear reproduction.

The album was recorded at the Penguin Cafe between 1982 & 1984. There’ is little known about the group or about the location of the Penguin Cafe (guess of the week is New York).

The-strength of this music is its inability to be categorized.

From track- to track, the music is always changingfrom __ __flowing textures to spirited rhythms; ;;;ett always remains - within

Be&&e the sound has been built upon worldly folk .music with the polished style of jazz or classical chamber 9 music, it could be viewed as . . the urban folk music of the 80’s.

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Starting with All North America in the file The Mean Season (a The Presidents Men, the newspaper drama , title lightly containing two meanings); The has gone on toreproduce itself, albeit by way story, in short, centres around a reporter who of writers with a penchant for information hecoknesthe only link between a pathological productions, along the lines of moral-political, killer and the police. The tables are turned as moral-legal, econ-political substance. . he . himself is made a media figure, Absence of Malice (1981) took the second experiencing the ioss of his own objectivity. of these categories and judged it within the In both, the question of’ objectivity versus criteria of what constitutes public and private subjectivity becomes clouded. . concerns.

It illustrated, much to, its own benefit, that newspaper reporting is subject to The narrative structure of this typeof genre manipulation. and discrimination that, used in film should be examined from both its without thought for due process, can have a treatment of subject matter (drama and damaging effect upon those concerned in its comedy) and editing style. From the 1920’s subject matter. _ through to the early 1950’s, Hollywood _treated newspapers in the most exaggerated Hollywood then went back to the moralstyle. However, even here the prime question political in the film Under Fire (1983). This remained clouded in doubts, as seen in such time, however, new and more exotic - films as Deadline U.S.A., Call Northside 777, locations were chosen primarily fur the style’ and Foreign Correspondent.

Even within the of topicality rather than for the substance of format ofcomedy (His Girl Friday, The Front actuality.

Page (and in all its remakes)), the prinie What isrmportant in this film is contained in question still persevered. the role of journalist and reporter alike when they are no longer standing at a distance from From the ’ technical side, the use of the issue, but are deeply involved.

-superimposition in, editing brought us stop/he-press action, and headlines zooming and This raises the primdfacia question of what spinning into focus. This is important to note is objective and subjective inthe information since Hollywood is once again bringing back industry.,!

In Under Fire this is sufficiently the Scoop by flashing it across the screen (re explored chiefly through two journalists and the Mean Season). their involvement i-n the Nicaraguan In short, the newspaper film of today’s revolution.

Howe,ver, there are the added Hollywood is part a tradition that was once twists, a media friend is murdered by one of forgotten, .gn&.appears to be on the Samosa’s soldiers, and the revolutionaries ascendency.

But the motivations -for such a (Sandanistas) convince one of the journalists rescue. as this are unclear. To speculate for a to do an important. act of propaganda for moment; is. Hollywood committing itself to a them. ’ genuine revival of a specific genre, or is this Hollywood in 1985 has come ‘ out -with just another means by which to dominate the commentaries covering both’ the moralNorth American market: _ through the political and moral-legal angles. The former is reproduction of old and obscure plots? expressed in The . Killing ‘Fields, a film r Whatever the reasons,films, ab*out featuring a journalist covering news in war: newspapers can be expected from Holly,wood torn Cambodia.- At the same time, this’serves for quite some time to come.’ ’

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(Test Dept. eat your hearts Finally on April 17-20, the but).

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By Paul Done Imprint staff On Tuesday, February 26, come on out and celebrate International Blues. Week by attending “Gatemouth” Brown’s performance at the Ontario Legion, located at 50 Ontario St., Kitchener.

This event is sure to provide a welcome respite from the musical doldrums into which

the region has tallen as of late.

SOBA (the Southern Ontario Blues Association) has pulled off a promotional coup in bringing this living legend to town. A two-time Grammy winner, he has built a reputation as one of the hottest guitar players in all creation.

He combines his talent with a brass section to emerge

with a distinctive swinging, bluesy sound guaranteed to bring life into even the most frozen feet.

After almost 40 years in the music industry, Mr. Brown has become known for the diversity of his repertoire which includes country, r’n’b and everything in between.

He has become a fixture at European events such as the

Nice, Montreux, Bern, and Berlin Jazz Festivals.

It is very seldom that an act ths good comes to town. If you have a taste for something eclectic and entertaining, this is a “mustsee”.

For more information on tickets and SOBA, phone the Record Stop at 744-5240 or Encore Records at 744-1370.

Seeing Murray McLauchlan at the Humanities Theatre last Friday night, February 15, was like meeting up with an old friend. There was nothing tiring about hearing reworked, seasoned versions of the songs and gags he has been doing for several years; and, like a true craftsman, he

combined a perfect mix of old and new.

During the first half of his one-manshow, we cauqht up on old times with favourites like “Farmer’s Song”, “How Many Times Can A Fridge Break Down”, the down ‘n’ dirty “Honky Red”, and “Whispering Rain”.

Besides being a folkie in the

best sense of the word - Mr. McLauchlan plays music for and about the common folk ne is an accomplished musician whether singing or playing piano, guitar or harmonica.

In fact, Mr. McLauchlan has the rare ability of makin his harp both sing anti PlaLAF; same time. e .

ace harmonlca playing on “Boulevard”, and “Railroad Man” which featured a frenzied version of the harp standard railroad boogie.

Mr. McLauchlan is never one for hype. If anything, he downplayed material from his latest‘ album, Heroes. which includes some of his stiongest writing to date.

“Sayonara Maverick” was a particularly moving song about an Albertan of Japanese descent who grew up unsctthed by racisnf:‘Little Brothers Of The Woods”, with its infectious Cajun folk melody, talks about a trapper who lives in harmony with nature, taking only what he needs.

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LFor most of us the topic of housing problems is somethkg we Ombudsman and the Legal Resource office continue to assist those whoneed. advice. Yet, an even larger minority will over + -deal with each summer. We all need a place to live, but finding the three or four years they are here, live in aiccommodation that . clean, inexpensive accommodation th$t is nearby and in good repair-h& been a problem for Waterloo, students fof’more than ,is not suit.able simply because there. fs: not., enough decent accommodation in the city fQr everyone.’ . Neither the ’ a. decade: -’ _ ’ nor the Legal -Resources Of&e can do much ’ In 1971 the Married Student “Apartments were completed. J Ombudsman .’ about that, they can. only deal’with the, problems that result .- I and marked‘the last time on-campus residence spa?e would be from.,this situation. . (,. . _: . I _ .. -. increased. Student enrollment at that time was approx:ll,200.

-‘Currently ’ UW has 16,275 full-time students enrolled Last term the Federation of students established a Housing (remember that l/3 are on co-op work terms), an increase of Issues Committee.

The committee’ &is accomplished a great deal in just fpur months. They presented a brief to theaThorn about 45% in cornparisqn with 1971. This has meant that more Commission (which is reviewing the landlord tenant act), and and 1more students are forced to seek accommod&ion off campus. property standards by-law, The committee’s most significant * resluts have been in promoting the expansion of on-campus . \ ’ - .The increase in numbers of students needing accommodation . accommodation.

After researching most of the residence ” ’ ’ in the -K-W ho.using market’ has further frustrated the many accommodations provided at other Ontai-io universities, and problems that exist for student renters. Onaexample of the taking a student ‘survey on .housing issues, the committee has’ ’ + problems- that studentshave encountered is the practiceof pro-’ come up with-a proposal based on the successful townhouse setrated rent.’ The-Federation of Students hgs for four years waged up at U of T’s Erindale campus. The proposal recommends that . , a battle againa the unfair practice of pro-rated rent. This the university construct twonhouses on campus which will cost summer we won an Ontario Supreme Courtjudgement against a students less thatxi$250 per month (utilities included) and are 1.

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practice illegal. The pro-rated rent issue is nqt the only onethat I-has seen studelits orgamqing themselves over ,a housing issue.

Last year a group of students frqm Sunnyd+,forme‘d a tenants association and appeared .‘before a rent Review Board, They. .were appea&-ig,a rent tpc’rease, and won; disputes are a problem for a significant ) _ Landlord/tenant m&ority, ahd as.. such--it ‘is vital that apparatus such. as tk ie

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C#nadian fdrm, ’ and- twe .’ emergehce of Randy Norris I season saw %he Waterloo and Ro,b Froese as all-star& ‘, . Warriors finish on a high note will makethe Wariiors tough ..- with two big wins last week.

I On Wednesday, February 13, with first place in the division -at stake, the Warriors played their ‘best basketbali of the ,.year in ‘the final ten minutes.

I .Trailing 56-49 to McMas.’ ter, the Warriors’ put on a defensive exhibition, holding the Marauders to’ 15 poihts in. the.last 15 minbtes. The final buzzer saw W a t e r 1o Q exciting #basketball tonight , and tomoirow.

Heie is the vie-toriouq .8 l-7 1,. arid b possess&s of first place in the schedule for .tht? weekend.

OUAA west.

Session 1 Peter S,avich rung up 33 Friday ’ ’ -_ ’ -’ ’I dazzling points, and was named Player of the Game.’ r --A c1-A--.-_I--.-I-L uraay nlgnr, McMaster U.W.O. with firct nlsat-e the Warriors sewn up, tratelled to London for a ,,...:,...c L .v.w.u.

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-,I stern was iindefeatd WC.,,, aa ,._I --a--a-- _-- --at home, and needed ti victory to, gain - a homecourt &advantage in the auarter final iound of Winner Game 1 t’he playoffs (a round that Winner Game 2 Waterloo was given abyefor, , having finished first). ’ OUAA al&tars were l-t, 1IIC ‘I-.rriors wq came out also$‘he an’nounced this week smokiqg, tluilding an early with Warriprs Peter Savich, lead, and c( lasting to a lo&93 ’ Randy’ Norris, aed Rob mr:.&~...t T D, vl~wly. lrrdb Eroese shot- 14 -Fro&e being named to the for 17 from the field, finishing first team, while Paul Boyce with 33 points. Randy Norris was chosen to the second had 24 and Peter Savich team . , nunned for22. The Warriors ,kgrggtqggded. fqr&eir_plqy, g&ng the. CIAU #l r&king ,ths following Monday. t For the f&t time this’vear. t the% Warriors are mentally and eesignated .the ’ “Unofficial u wy-up physically. rebdy to defend Pub of the Water!po/---IllnnpO.,,waremoollftdw~ I muscorr, r ~~I .t -I.. - - -‘La Da--1wL. I ‘, (: D~K~IIUIS mar poslrlon as me-best team warriors Ior 3aruraay nne.

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While . tie whole team : The ’ Wtirriqis’ yolleybll much the case, fQr nho’metitum s. Waterloo ryl!ied.-to win the \ played ,*:ell? in I.- &e, wijn, team wqn fhe riBht to defend swung from team to teati. game 17-!5. powerhit&?@ ‘Dave Arklbr@se . ’ la& yqr’s O*O,‘+A * title by 1 throtighout the ?Ftch. .The $ere ’ ‘. ,:.&fe’Bting first-;place Western teams split two iregular seasbw- The Warriors then took the and B&i ‘, Jackson : -fifth && from the. deflated ” paTticul&ly effective.

The’ / on February.16 for the OUAA -matches. win lifted yaterloo to eight iq ., c _ West Division championship.

Western showed their Mustangstowinthema&h@15, l-5-6, 10-15, 17-15, 15-9) the CIAU iankings, while U They will ‘now travel to j strength early, for they won ofj - T is now ranked seventh.

Tororito for. thi OUAA tit!e the first and third games; and and, their third consecutive match ‘again&t- U. of. T on February 23. : Plthough $I~!G : W$&erloo and ’ W&err). &$$ed“ 9;l .‘r&ords,.

We$t$rn was awarded> first place. on the b&is of a betier .p?int’s,pread. :’ Wgterloo was inatched with Guelph iq r t’be” sej$finals, while‘West&n receiqed a bye. ‘. to the finals. ’ Thk win was an even greater . upset in view of the national ,+ rankings, which had Western ranked fifth. ahd‘ ’ Waterloo tenth.; In. the ‘East Division, ninth‘-tanked U of T dekeated si@h+qtiked ;$York three ’ gqmes tq ,oni.

There were: few .s&prises in the -semi-fin+ ,match again& Guelph, for -the Gryphons succum‘bed to, the: powtrful outside offense, and strong defense of the Warriors’. The Guelph team fianaged only one victory,- in the third gq+e, as Waterloo : woii the;-match , #15-13,l 15-6,.*14~~6;‘i5-7); ’ ” ’ Prior to-the m;at‘ch against Western, Warrior coach Rob Atkinson pred‘icted a very By? Brad Mph&i and Steve+m’ ’ j_ .S@ecfal to the Imprint

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The Waterloo B-ball Athenas ended a ‘successful1 season l.ast weekend at McMaster .-With 36“ seconds left in . the second-half, University in the OWIAA Championshjps.

Waterloo was down a basket; but Lawrence The Athenas entered the championships with hit a basket and tied the game.

Strong an impressive third place. finish in t-heir -defensive moves

by Lisa Zinkiewich division, and two OWIAA All-Stars, namely,’ I - prevented, Western from scoring in; the last Cormna Leug and Kim Rau. seconds of the game.

- The Athenas started the tournament with This ‘meant-Waterloo -was in -an’ overtime the toughest game they had faced all seaso& game again. Strong inside moves by Corinna against number three-ranked Laurentian.

LCug gave stable grounds for.theAthenas and Tenacious defence kept the Athenas within . helped in the well-earned win over the _ ten points of -Laurent&r at half-timy ’t+e final Mustangs, 70-@. score was 74-52 with Laurentian wmnmg. _ _L * .

- High scorers were Lawrence, Leug an# Rau winning. with 24, 13, , and 12 points re$pectivelq. , / On Saturday, February 16, the At’henas met the Queen’s Golden Gaels in an exciting .

In the championships, the University of overtime game. Waterloo went into overt+re rToronto squeaked by Laurentian, 77-74, and when Lorraine Lawrence tied. up the game won the 1984-85 OWIAA Basketball (57-57) with less than one minute to go-.

Championships.

Both Toronto and The _Athenas took control in overtime, . Laurentian will ‘go on to -the QIAU’s next ,finjshing the game with a 7 l-6 1 win. Kim Rau 5weekend in Lennoxville, Quebec. .and Corinna Leug\were the high scorers, -.with. .

Congratulations are extended to .a11 the 26 and 23 points respectively. players, the coaches, . Sally Kemp (Head This win’led the Athenas-to the consolation Coach)’ and Warren ~ Sutton (Assistant The Athenas, came, out against) Western.

Coach); and the trainers (Brenda, Chris and strong and had a seven-point lead at half time. ‘1 Hilary) for their dedication. and effort all However, the team fell into a slump in the season, _ .I & y . Pat&a

” Lueg -d Athena &ketbaU - ““eorinna is. hon&red with the Athlete of the We& status’ for the second tiin? this season, This past weekend the Athena% travelled.to Uhiversity to compete‘ in Fiie McMaster O.W.I.A.A.-‘Basketball Championship.

-Corinna -led the team ’ in scoring and re boun&g with a total .of .48 po&s, 29 h?boq@ds in the three;-games, .scqi@ 12 $inst Laurentian, 23 versus Queizn’s; and 13 88 VC&us Western’ while .averaging 35‘ njnutcs ayipg titie per game. Her intensity helped e team ‘through 2 overtime games and, re sult-ed in winning th’e consolation Chltipiqnship.

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The ,Athenas, with only six of their original eight swimmers,, moved up from

eighth to fifth place-In the team event and placed iii .the top ten in Novice‘and Senior figure&. i Illnesses. and absences , eliminated .U W -entries ‘in both Singles and Duet events. .

- ’ The U W team’s placing -was achieved with a creditablescore of 65.6, points, only I.8 points behind the first-place Uniiersity~ of _. Western In - figures competition, . c. -

’ Jody Pabeam placed fourth, Karina Davidson eighth;and -Jackie -Piper 20th in ‘the Senior. .event; Betty-Ann Kanters placed- e‘iglith in the _Novice‘ Figures, followed by Sandy Secord, 15th, and Judy * Mitchell, 17th, in the 30-entry. event.

Bonnie Mack of .the ,Athenas placed . 14th in - jntermed,iate Figures.

UW placed ninth in the 1 I-umversity competition.

The remaining matches The On February 14th . the Gueiph’s #1 player.

University of Waterloo men’s Match turned out to be the . were *asily won by University of Waterloo: B squash team had a ,.most exciting game of the Dimitrich(#i) 3-O convincing win over the evening, ending with a-3-2 win WQlf Tony Rawlins (#3) 3-O University_,of Guelph’s Afor &dph; With the finid Grant Robinson (#4) 34) team (4-l), the only game lost __ being John Curran’s t-0 score in the .5th game, 10-9.

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The-Battle of Waterloo “on ice”, as jt has tra itionally been cgied, took if lace this past weekend, February 15 & 16, .between the Waterloo Warrior Hockey Team and \the Laurier Golden Hawks.

On Friday night, February 15, the Warriors hosted the Hawks at home and the game 1 was indeed ,a dandy.

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By Sue Denure, y The final si n-up date is uickly approaching. All entries mustbe in to ‘_ room 2040 BAC no later ll an-4:30 pm; Monday, February 25th. AU’ ca tains must attend the scheduling meeting Tuesday, February26th’at I .. _ 4: &I pm in CC room 135. ’ Games begin Wednesday-Februaj 27th at 736 pm and the @a&e5 ‘_ ‘5 . ends with the pIayoffs--..on March 2m. . : : I

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LL I ; neeting on Thursday, *February 28th at 345- in PAC -. ,- 1001.

Sammy’s Report On Sli3Qrtis .Sammy would like to remind eveone that there is a-MANDATORY’ ’ captiin’s playoff meeting on Thursday, March 7th at 430 pm in CC1 13.

Sammy is now 81 of 104 fog the-year and is shootin@ora 75% guess ~’ rate at the end of the term. Not bad, although some games are‘

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:The Sixers ,have first place standin$ in A league corn titian’ while close second place positions are sharedbetieen NCAA r &round-&i West B minders. In B league, first lace finishers the Eyesores and @ddess Jteccee,y~li meet February $ 5th in regular ,_ ue play..

Results from February 1 lth games are as follows: % * -NCAA tied *West 5 minders at 25 points, top scorers for NCAA were MO Hamilton-and Mem Loti’with 8point.s each and for West B, iianne La P reniere and Lyn Walker with 12 and 8 ints; -Superb reboandi

by Cathy Johnston anr Liz Edwards hei _ Misfits squeeze by NDC “9 2 -18. Dorothy Scolaro sbbt in 8 points p”d or NDC. ’ *Pam Hone an poured in 12 points for ScamMe Squad as they ,outran ’ Otiisys 26- r”8.

-In other games, West’ 2 Women&ftovers~22-6 Reckless .Reccers-Brats’and’ Co, 30-21 Siiers-Mathshots 22-19 ‘, : : _ 1~/1 Eyesores& P&rls (defa.ult) Last lea ue- ames are on--February 25th. Playoffs begin Marich 4th L_ Captains p9ayo ii meeting on February 27th at 430 ~pm in CC135. . ) _%

In A lea’ ue, the Misfits won‘ their- second straight game,gdefeating’ Atomech B ower 44-35, with Dave Schuetz nettrng 18. The Buts. outhustled the Disi les of Dunk4737 to extend.their undefeatedseason.

The other und epeated team, On Probation, crunched* Ron’s Dons 78. ’ 27. -Look for an excitinu. last season same between On pro andthe Buts: The 85eis, Ied by ?$& aweinspiri?rg pl&y of Grant Cooper; won over West C-Men 2825 rna’reali defer&vie battle., In other B leque games,?

Mark Pompetzki scored -1-7 to lead ,t)le Civillians past ~e.Reaction&ies’ 39-37, the Celtics defeated the W6 .Wiz ‘3630, and the M&is %&i,ned ~ their winning ways b destroyi St.. Payl’s.84-24. ’ ” .;. 2 ~~1 . Scott Ryan ran for 50 to iead’Tit e Mix&s. Truck’s Ct&kerstiew by die’.

Horse Puckies 43:25,1the. Aliens came down to earth ~bat$$%%h$je~ Spartans and took.off ‘with a 45-36 -win, ,the Bask&cases.edge$the ..

Debauchers 46;39 in a fu-n-fill+ contest, Killer- 3&qtg&w$hppd :.

3%: / $riiltonian Tiger Cats 34-25, and Ktn Crushers crunch _ .e,@xers ._. c ’ Brad Youmanel , scored 14 for Rocks. for Jocks -in th&!.‘$uin over Kinucks 36-28, the’ Shooting Seamen ove owered the Nymphets49i -‘ 17, N-6 Fiends did the same to MAVAM 4 r i16, pornin& Dunk lost .a: ame to Gulliver’s Lakers 2932, -and-that’s it. ’ I . :7,, ’ I . I, _ ,. /I. - , ,si!Jmmy says, “&xl. luck”! , .’

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With week number four come and gone, it’s time to look at the league so far‘ Arguably, the five best teams in each lea ue are as follows: - In A league: 1. The Bombers, 2. Who Cares, 3. 8 inter Hawks, 4. Team Cannibas. 5. Ca t Crawlers. ’ InB&jue:l.

4. % ic Rats, 2. SJC Bailers, 3. Screaming Steamers, I =lat Earth Society, 5. Civicious.

In the, scoring race, the top five goal scorers in each lea ue are (as of =eb. 17th): In A league: 1. R. Bocrke: Bombers (13) 2 8 Steve&on* ?Jho Cares (11); 3. D.Bums: Bombers (7), 4. T. Follwei: ?ea’mCanniba~ ,6), 5. V. Bonnici: Civil Doom (6). In B lea ue: 1; P Baker SIC Bailers (8) 2, b. Gardner: Mushroom Men (7) 3. D %archman* Amoebas in Action :6),4. C. Gonzaives: Chem Was& (6), ‘5. C. Foley* Chem- Waste (6).

Unfortunately, due,to the weather on Tuesday, February 12th, all games were cancelled with all teams bein awarded O-O ties. ~In other action, Styx continues to-improve as John P oiman scored four oals to cad his team to a 74 ,win over Chem Waite, while SJC Bailers % owled lver Dynamo 16-0, paced by the goal * rformance (6) of Peter Baker.

Elsewhere, the ic Rats defeated l-rawaii .Wes$ 50 by a score of 84, ). Freser notching3 e Rats winning goal. Civicious atie St. Paul’s a ather uncivil welcome to the league, downing them lo- 3 ag RobSort,ees acked up 3 goals jn the winnina effort Finally; both the Warpigs and i!& Hairy Mutant Killers scored identical.

1-2 wins, the Warp&s over East A xl umni with Mike Chihorak’s hat trick zading the wa , whiIe Big H.M.K.‘s Bennet notched five goals to he!p . lefeat Crazed Yguanas.

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On Saturday, February 16; The’ Hawks: solid defense game misconducts. ‘,’ , the Hawks slaved host to the and offense enabled them to 8 The Warriors, now missing Warriors a{ “the Barn”, The x win the game by a &ore of - key players,couldn't quite put game was a frustrating,one for 10-l. Thi: Warriors WOV’~ be Waterloo, heading r to the playoffs this for they only the scoring drive together and year but -are showing stronger. manage& one goal, in the found .themselveaat the sound defense capabilities than they seconcl_ period, ‘on a power, ’ of the buzeer,losing the game have earlier on in their season. * play by Dave Fennell. by a close 4 to 3 ,.margin.

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-..L Around the. outside of our -three-ring circus 3 go . the. “runners and walkers ’ and jogge= There are the runners who ; travel in packs, swallowing up * any siower moving runners and s itting them out the rear. . me Ponely,. individual runner must be very wary s hei _ circumnavigates the PA0

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The star of.this three-ring circus is the rat bal me that holds centre court 7 literally).

Rat ball, is Waterloo’s winter. to playground .alternative basketball.- It is not quite, “No blood, No foul!‘, but it is tough nevertheless. ’ ._ The games are fast paced. and filled with plenty of action:. me rules are simple, the first team to gain . seven psints wins. Each basket is worth one point and ou must win by two. The de Yender calls th,e -foul and the attacking team gets the ball at the top of the

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If you are lucky enough ratsto play. on a team of then your chances oF staying on the court improve greatly.

1 There is a regular ; crowd which gathers to play. I The players come . from a]] segments of university lifestudents, profs, non-teaching

opportunity to ptev a few extra : games a week The’castof players is quite large because it fluctuates daily. IHowever, there are a few that stand out.

-____ _ 7hefe is the dynamic duo of ’ Mike Peever, and his sidekk ‘T -Hovey. . _ .’ _. The infamous “Stick”’ as . well as ~members of the aw%ome Skoa] Bandits C Jeague team can_ & seen. d$~~Yin,B,t~~ ;myug; . ray: *ymmY sngiet P&S rat

staff. .and even the unemployed, gather to shoot. .

So, in a final note to. the Most of the players played in. .gentle and not so gentle men. high school and they now play who play rat ball, thanks for the games;, but; next time, could in the Campus Ret leagues.

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