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printed in noticesfor an AGM can neither be amended nor withdrawn at such a meeting.
I am sure you appreciate that it is w t a departmentsl p o l i c y t o s e t m y t a r g e t s o r t r y t o meet these f i c t i t f o u s t a r g e t s ; rather i t is t o use some commn sense and do some
Outgoing president Tom Allison had presented several motions to the meeting which had the effect of altering the transition process such that
direct c o n t r a v e n t i o n of Council. One of Mr; Allison's proposed amendments would have allowed the AGM to appoint any student to the
The AGM did, however, pass an amendment which makes the office of vicepresident, university affairs
procedural wrangling, with Mr. Allison both chairing the meeting and debatina with virtual6 every .speak&, Mr. Alli'son's by-law amendments were systematicaily defeated by overwhelming majorities.
it Would be very easy for a small organization of 2$ s t ~ s ~ o s c i z e C o n t r e 1 ' 0the f Board without any reference to the electorate. The a m e n d m e n t s Mr. Allison proposed appeared
president and a third for president. This motion was put on the agenda by the new president, Sonny Flanagan.
Flanagan: "It's up to you!" Students' Council elected its largest Executive Board in Federation of S t u d e n t s history at its inaugural meeting last Wednesday, . March 27. The new Fed president, Sonny Flanagan opened the meeting with an immediate break with tradition by putting forward the names of two applicahts for the positron of vicepresrdent, university affairs (v.p.u.a). Outgoing president Tom
Allison informed the meeting that the pres~dentshoud put forward one candidate, and if council did not accept that n o m i n e e , i t w o u l d be considered a vote of non~ o n f i d e n c e . The two applicants were Gayle Laws, last year's Fed education commissioner and Arts rep Rob Morrissey. Mr. Flanagan said, "MI recommendation is that Ms. Laws be elected v.p.u.a, but it's up to you (Cbuncil) who you want."
to the Peoplt he hentage depming editor George ,Clarke leaves to U W in word as well as deed. Imprint Photo by Richard Clinton.
After both candidates spoke, Gayle Laws was elected. Other executive a p p o r n t m e n t s made by Council are: Speaker: Peter Klungel Creat~veArts Board: Dav~d Lawson(summer) Michael Provost (Fall & Winter) Creative Arts Board (vice chair) Neil Wiffen Board of Entertainment: John Finkle BEnt: (vice chair) Andrew Letwin Board of Communications. Ian Mitchell Educat~on Commiss~oner: Martha Wr~ght Vice Chair: Cara Anderson External L ~ a ~ s o n :Dwayne Heppner Internal Lia~son: Carol Goulet(winter, co-chair fall) John New (cochair fall) Clubs Commnsroner: Vinod Karpal Residence Commrssroner. Willie Grove Womens Commissroner: Kate Krug Board of Academic Affairs: Deb Moore Co-cha~r(BAA)Kim Nguyen Students rn the Econom~cs program who wish to take accounting courses have recently been prevented from doing so. Students' Council unan~mouslypassed a motlon asking the president to approach Dean Banks of the Faculty of Arts on their behalf.
mnxtt you mhoua r e s r r i c t Ns * c t i v i t f e s w i t h regard* to parki and t r a f f i c v i o l a t i o n s . Be doer not seem t o to a b l e tn Ule y co-n s e n s e . I w i l l bc mpca*ing to h i m d i r e l y md t o h r s o f t h e Parking and T r a f f i c Dapartnvmt M there will h rnisunderstmding with regards t o him role.. hU. enforcement s t bc channelled through t h e Supcrvfmrm. I am attaching a copy o f a mewrandum L batn Hr. ncray, which wfll he o f i n t e i e s t to you.
Anonymous memos reveal Security's woes By Ahab Abdel Aziz and man power (sic)." In addrtron to badly written crtations Doug Thompson indicated by Mr. Romenco's Imprint staff U W's Security department memo, problems rn the 1s embarassed A serres of summer of 1983 rncluded three memos from Security trcketing of bicycles and Director Al Romenco to mopeds parked outside of varlous supervisors, and a des~gnated areas, trcketing fourth from P.W McKay, staff autos between 3.00 am. Traffic & Parking, were and 6:M) am., when they are leaked to Imprint last week technically not supposed to be and then stolen from our on campus, the towing of offrces thrs week. A autos belonging to faculty, photocopy of one of the and In one case, the attempted memos is reproduced above. arrest of a student walking a One problem 1s defined by b i c y c ~through a building, Mr Romenco as a lack of which was followed by an "common sense" from officers apology from Security the behaving lrke "petulant lrttle next day. boys" issumg "cheap" Mr. McKay's memo cites a c r t a t i o n s T h e o r ~ g i n a l "witchhunt" (sic) for vehicles problem mentioned in a July parked illegally at M.S.A. 6, 1983 memo ind~cates The excessive enforcement rnsuffic~ent citations were bemg issued by some offrcers brought loud complaints and In that memo Mr Romenco criticisms t o Mr. Romenco's writes, "This srtuatlon must attention. Security officers were only actually enforcing be remed~edforthw~th." The remedy appears to the letter of the extremely have been a rash of traffic and rigid parking and traffic parkkng c i t a t i o n s which regulations, which. had "reflects adversely on the previously been enforced very department and on the loosely and sporadically. The supervision and control of our sudden tightenmg up of
enforcement which Mr. Romenco ordered shocked UW's vehicle operators. The result was severe critiesm of patrolmen by Mr. Romenco and Mr. McKay. Such criticism inevitably caused some confusion in their ranks. First they are told to enforce the regulations more stringently, then not t o be "petulant little boys" when such enforcement inevitably caused embarassing criticism. In addition to issuing citations on minor violations, a problem is identified' relating to requests for "services" from other departments. "The request," writes Mr. Romenco, "should emanate from only senior levels, otherwise we will be embarassed." The root problem appears to be that the current regulations a r e neither practical nor acceptabfe to the UW Community. S t r i c t enforcement is embarassing to Security, slack enfocement is confusing both to vehicle operators and to enforcement officers.
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“You find Out for .yourselves, but I won’t tell you” by Doug Thompson : Imprint staff The replacement of some or all of integrated Studies (I$) resource people by regular faculty members cross-appointed to IS is one of the changes being considered for the program, according to coordinator Joe Sheridan. Mr. Sheridan revealed this information at an IS Operations Council (OC) meeting Thursday, March 2 1. Addressing Operations Council on Thursday, March 21, he criticised Council for “hiding their heads in the sand, and not being informed about the issues.” Several members of council retorted, “How are we supposed to find these things out unless you tell us?” He replied, “Well, I’m telling you!” This was the first Council meeting at which MF. Sheridan had been available for questions for some weeks, following a request from Council that he attend all meetings. “Your job is liaison between Operations Council and the administration” said IS student Jim Kafieh during a long discussion of where Mr. Sheridan had been and what he had been doing with his time for the past six weeks. Mr. Kafieh added, “You are supposed to tell us what they’re saying, and communicate to them on our behalf”, to which Mr. Sheridan replied, “I’m not going to talk to them for you, you go talk to them.” Mr. Sheridan added,that he had been “talking to a lot of people” about making submissions to the Senate Review currently in process and that “faculty have been invited to reply on the question of resource people.” The status of resource people is one of the areas the current Review will look into. However, certain decisions appear to have already been made. Current resource person contracts lapse April 30, and the annual hiring process has been interrupted by the budget cuts imposed by vice-president academic T.A. Brzustowski. The administration has described the cuts as “non-negotiable”. Mr. Sheridan also said, “There is concern on this campus. . . about the credibility, not only of students but of the kind of teaching going on here due to the ambiguity of the status of resource people.” Although most current resource people have substantial academic credentials, these credentials have never been the sole basis for hiring in IS. Since 1972 when Operations Council was created and was given hiring authority by Senate, IS has evaluated potential resource people more on their ability to meet students’ needs than on their paper qualifications. This flexible approach, at variance with the more rigid and standardized way in which other faculty members are hired has left their position “ambiguous” in Mr. Sheridan’s words. According to Bill Sriiyth, coordinator from 1972 to 1984, there has always been a certain uneasiness and concern “in the woodwork” about the status of resource people.
Following the doubts raised by Dr. Brzustowski when he suspended admissions’ and year end reviews iip Oct. ‘84 (the suspension was lifted Dec. ‘17 by Senate) that concern appears to have come out of the “woodwork”. Mr. Sheridan was also asked about his hiring of Mr. Hugh Miller several weeks ago. Mr. Sheridan said that he had hired Mr. Miller, a former resource person, to “give me a hand” with numerous things. Asked why Council had not been consulted, Mr. Sheridan replied that he had been ill, which was one reason for Mr. Miller’s hiring. Mr. Miller was hired by IS as a resource person in 1975. His contract was not renewed in 1983 because he had become very alienated from the program and was undermining the aspect of student control, according to several students and resource people. He had argued that resource people should be allowed to be members of the committee whch made hiring recommendations and he had argued that he should be present at meetings where his own re-hiring was under discussion. The majority of resource people and students felt this to be a conflict of interest. Mr. Miller has been assigned responsibility for the supervision of IS computer accounts, but has no qffice on ‘Campus. When asked by a student how to get in touch with Mr. Miller, Mr. Sheridan replied, “You can get in touch with him through me.” Mr. Sheridan was asked why, at a time of serious buclgetary concern, he had incurred the considerable expense of hiring yet another person. Mr. Sheridan replied that Dr. Brzustowski had given him the authority to hire, and that he needed help. When asked why Mr. Miller, in particular, was hired given the program’s dim opinion of him, Mr. Sheridan replied “He’s the only man who could do the job.” Mr. Sheridan refused to disclose Mr. Miller’s salary, saying “You can find out for yourselves, but 1 won’t tell you.” Resource person Scott Arnold said that pievious coordinator Gloria Smith had commented to him that there was not enough work to justify an administrator, IS only needed a “clerk”. Mrs. Smith’s predecessor, Bill Smyth, had done the job in four days a week for several years. While Mr. Miller has not been seen at IS, he did attend an alumni meeting on Sunday, March 17. Speaking of Dr. Brzustowski’s actions, Mr. Miller said “There is no logic to it. What you see is simply raw power. You may have good arguments and good philosophy, but the people you’re dealing with are not going to listen to you. I’ve lost jobs before by standing on prindip,le. The,program has to be prepared to make changes. This discussion (concerning attempts to reduce the confrontational nature of the coordinator’s relatianship with OC) is like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. The program has been badly holed below the waterline. Everybody needs to
I Petitibn: an effort to remove P!!C group’s concern that the by Stephen Ditner administration had not given Imprint staff adequate attention to “the UW Vice-President, non-academic needs” of UW Academic, Tom Brzustowski students. held a meeting on Tuesday, Dr. Brzustowski agreed ,March 25, to answer that the pre-empting of plans accusations that the to renovate the PAC had administration ,had not only: erred in its decision to locate strained the PAC’s ability to provide recreation for math classes in the PAC students, but said that “the basement, but that supplied University is still an with alternatives, failed to institution concerned with give them serious consideration. education. With pressing needs such as this, there will ‘We’ve been squeezed from be a penalty.” all sides by demands for The penalty consists of the space,” Dr. Brzustowski told postponement of plans to add an audience that included much needed women’s lockeroutgoing Federation of space, a general fitness area, Students’ president Tom and a new weightroom, Allison, Men’s Intercollegiate scheduled for the space now Council, President Mark taken by the two math Houseman, and Weight classrooms. Lifting Club founder, Ian A new plan the number of Kakoschke. Dr. Brzustowski . lowers women’s lockers from 600 to added that the administration 400, and places the lockers had been faced by a shortage down the corridor from of over 30,000 square feet shower facilities. when scheduling, and had In addition, the new plan been forced into “some will have to be altered in unsatisfactory compromises.” Spring of 1986 when the Mr. Allison voiced the
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be on the pumps.” In further developments, the administration locked up the program’s files sometime between Thursday night and Friday morning, March 2 1 and 22. The action was a severe handicap to students who were preparing briefs to the Senate Review Committee due Monday, March 25. According to Mr. Sheridan there was concern that some files had been “stolen” before, and he wanted to assure that material requested by the Senate Review Committee would be secure. IS student Leslie Millard said her file was one that had been “stolen”. She said, “1 took my file home to protect it when previous coordinator Gloria Smith threatened to lock up the files. These are students’ files, which students need and use. I wanted to assure mine would still be available to the program. The only reason files disappeared was to protect them from being locked up by the coordinator.
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original plan can be augmented. A petition bearing more than 2500 signatures is being circulated in the hope of making the administration aware of the space decision’s adverse impact on Campus Recreation, urging that an alternative be reached. Mr. Kakoschke said that the decision to move the classes to the PAC was made hastily, and without sufficient consideration. He cited a meeting with both the Registrar’s office, and Assistant Dean of Math Ian McGee where, MrXakoshke aid he was given assurances that the re-scheduling of the math classes presented a minor inconvenience, and could be undertaken to divert the classes from the PAC for Fall,‘85. Dr. Brzustowski maintained, however, that he received assurances to the contrary after several Dr. Brzustowski inquiries. also pointed out that “even if the space existed, 1 am concerned where ‘the money would come from. We are-at the end of a long list of Ontario universitites waiting for grants to update .a facilities.” Mr. Kakoschke remains He said that unconvinced. “not enough time or effort has been given to the idea.” Mr. Kakoschke said the campaign will continue to reverse the decision, and go ahead with the original intention to expand - the PAC’s strained facilities, Dr. Brzustowski insisted that no such option exists. “There will always be a conflict when two parties with different objectives strive for their best interests.”
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by Doug Thompson & Ahab A bdel- Aziz Imprint staff The University met Drew MacGillivray in Court on Wednesday, March 20, but both parties walked away when UW was granted a remand to May 8. Both vicepresident, academic, Dr. T.A. Brzustowski and Integrated Studies (I.S.) coordinator Joe Sheridan have been subpoenaed to appear on that date by the prosecution. Mr. MacGillivray, an I.S. student, was charged with trespassing by the UW administration on March 11, when Mr. Sheridan called Security after he appeared at the 1.S. offices in PAS in response to an invitation from the- I.S. member-government Operations Council. He had been banned from campus by vice-president, academic, Tom Brzustowski on February 15, foi alleged “drunk and disorderly” conduct at an Operations Council meeting.
I.S. student Larry Knight has complained that he had been assaulted by Mr. MacGillivray. Mr. Sheridan has also solicited other complaints for the vicepresident about Mr. MacGillivrBy’s alleged behaviour. The coordinator, who was not present when the alleged assault took place,has said that Mr. Mat-Gilhiray threw Mr. Knight through a plate glass window. Mr. MacGillivray has that no assault claimed occurred and that no one has directly confronted him with that accusation, and that his expulsion from campus was instigated by the coordinator because of his political opposition to Mr. Sheridan’s policies. c Imprint has interviewed members of Operations Council who were present when the alleged assault occurred. Some are friends of Mr. MacGillivray, others are definitely not. All agreed that no assault took place, and all
also agreed that Mr. Knight had been at least as p?&ocative as Mr. MacGil* livray. Both men then calmed down, and that was the end of the matter until Dr. Brzustowski’s banning of Mr. MacGillivray following the socitation of complaints against him. Concern has been expressed by several student leaders over the administration acting against a student in this manner on the basis of such solicited complaints by someone (Mr. Sheridan) who had not even witnessed the alleged assault while those who had witnessed it agree that no assault took nlace. tl%t no assault took place.
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This piece ,wassuhmitted by some members of staff at Imprint, as a “‘Thank You 6% Good bye” note to the out going editor, George Elliott Clarke. It was edited by the new Imprint editor, RickNigol.Mr. Clarke had no knowledge as to what would be in this article until it was too late (Press time).
Each day comes to pass and we learn. We learn that men of power and integrity are very rare in this university. Some have power. Some have integrity. And sometimes, just sometimes, integrity can be power. But to turn integrity into power you must be dilligent, disciplined and quite often take major risks. You must want truth and fairness to triumph over all; and You must, include Yourself in that “all”. If you have to take a fall so that an unjust situation Will stand Out clearly and without disguises, for all t0 See -and judge, then you must have already resolved to do so with courage and perseverance. There is no place for fantasies about a predominant and inevitable Justice and no time to sleep peacefully, imagining that all is well. All is not well. Recently, times have been quite rough at U.W. We see the president of the Federation of Students mismanaging his offices and the responsibilities entrusted ‘to him by the-students; then lying about it publicly and with a straight face. We see him attacking this newspaper in an effort to keep private his misadventures and failures. We see him, again, trying to shed the O.F.S., the only voice U.W. students have to represent them to government. We see the Ontario government resolved to dismantle our system of education, to limit our access to knowledge and increase its control over what we know and think. We see a Vice-President Academic quietly dismembering an educational ,programme, dism’antling its structures and depriving its students from the education they were promised by this University. We see him banishing outspoken members of that programme without due process or inquiry. We see, also, the director of security, . ordering illegal searches of students’ residences, lying about it and dissociating himself from the whole messy affair. Gross violations of the law, basic civil rights and principles of integrity! These men must have been glad to have the University’s Gazette for their voice: and perhaps, more than a little resentful to have Imlprint Scrutinizing their shady affairs. The power of integrity had to be brought to bear on the actions emanating from these offices of power. Over the past twelve months, Iinprint has turned the searchlights into the shadows. It has turned over the stones to look for what is hidden underneath. It cut through the fog and
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delved whe, t it was not invited and least wanted, exposing those working against the interests of the students. With the inspiring leadership of George Elliott Clarke, Imprint has shown that tyranny, injustice and corruption can only thrive uninhibited in the safety of anonymity and discretion. The very presence of a paper in the hands of dedicated students has forced many to change their tune -at least in public. It has struck a sort of panic, which was quite evident in the persistent attacks on Mr. Clarke and Imprint, and the threat to cast both off campus. Yet, the paper and its Editor have maintained an admirable code of honour and integrity and never lost sight of their duty: to inform the students of the University on matters that threaten their well being. When George Elliott Clarke became editor of Imprint he promised the students of, the University of Waterloo that t h e paper’s doors would be open to all the students, that it would cease to act in the capacity of a public relations front for the administration and the Federation of Students, and that the power of print would become an incorruptible institution in the hands of all students. Mr. Clarke has fulfilled
these
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He has been a model editor. His integrity and selfsacrifice have not only been an inspiration to the students -ensuring the uncompromised quality of Imprint. It is chiefly because of his vision, and almost sinaluar effort and perseverance, that the paper has managed it’s considerable transformation. George Elliott Clarke has brought a vision to this newspaper. We think he has left his imprint for a long time to come. He chose to struggle; chose his battleground and toiled in the Imprint office, night after sleepless night. Warriors flocked from all over campus and the struggle became a triumph for all of us. Mr. Clarke, we, who have worked by your side and with your support, and who came to rely and thrive on the newfound integrity of Imprint are quite sad at your departure. Your work has been a great ac,icomplishment and we are quite certain that it will shine in the history of this campus. Yet, we are consoled, because we are equally certain that, your poetic and relentless spirit will carry you to higher ground and greater feats; that you will one day shine among the greats, your heros: Martin Luther King, Moses Coady and Malcolm X. George Elliott Clarke: this paper owes its nerve to you! God bless you. Each day comes to teach and we pass... ‘Ahab ‘abd el-’ Aziz Paul “No-Response” Cameron Anderson Doug
Thompson
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Events 29,
1985
Meeting 1, 1985
pm: Editorial pm: Editorial Board p.m. Staff Meet.ing
April 9, 1985 Noon: Staff Meeting
Editorial
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Editor - George Elliott Clarke Assistant Editor - Nimet Mawji Production Manager - Doug Tait Advertising Manager - Christopher Ricardo ‘advertising Assistant - Shayla Gunter News Editor Hilkka McCallum Assistant News Editor - Gord Durnin Arts Editors - Debbi Pigeon , Paul’ Hawkins Assistant Arts Editor - Sally Wrebe Photo Editor - Mitchell Edgar Assistant Photo Editor - Richard Clinton Sports Editor - Rob Stevenson Assistant Sports Editor - Jo-Anne Langley Graphics Editor - Janet Green Business Manager - Janet Lawrence Office .Manager - Cameron ‘Anderson Head Typesetter - Doug Thompson Typesetters - Sandy Nk, Dan Kealey
Scipio
Pro-choice
Pro-abortion?
means
To the editor: This letter is in response to Carol Fletcher’s article reviewing Dr. Morgentaler’s visit. It seems that “pro choice” often just a euphemism for “pro abortion” is beomcing increasingly fashionable. The tone of Ms. Fletcher’s report supports this .observation. In her article, Dr. Morgentaler is ortrayed as a sensitive, life-loving man with a warm sense of R umour, while those opposed to his practice are dismissed as a minority of reli ious fanmatics with severe misconceptions. is likely sincere and certainly‘ A 7 though Dr. Morgentaler honest in his practice of procuring abortions, his good intentions are not sufficient to justify the act. If one begins with a premise to the effect that human life is sacred and that human beings,
h
such as ourselves, have a right to life, then it is necessarv for the abortionist to demonstrate,-beyond a reasonable doubt, {hat a 12 week old fetus is not a human being in a relevant sense. Dr. Morgentaler is described as one struggling for “women’s rights”, yet it is not clear that women are the beneficiaries of this struggle. In the United States, abortion is becoming a big business whose gross annual income is of the order of $500 million. The proponents of this enterprise may have a vested interest in promoting abortion and certainly should be viewed with suspicion. Experience in the U.S. shows that the availability of abortion on demand drastically increases the demand. Emphasis on birth control methods is reduced and many women find thetiselves undergoing multiple abortions. Clearly, with ex erienced abortionists, the percentage of failures is reduced, ii owever the marked increase in the number of abortions performed may offset this advantage and may actually lead to an increase in the number of physically damaged women. One must also consider the psychological ramifications of abortion. These are far from established. Suspicion is that the net psychological effect is negative. What could have been a loving supportive relationship has been irrevocably destroyed. Dr. Morgentaler suggests that, in a pluralistic society, individuals should be allowed to do what they think is right for themselves without interference. In a situation where more than -one human being may be involved, this idea is not only inappropriate but dangerous. Such a concept of interpersonal relationships would be wholeheartedly embraced by a rapist. Dr. Morgentaler proposes that the irrationality of sex is a justification for abortion. However, in the same sense, debt can also be irrational, yet this does not provide one with a license to steal 0r.Morgentaler questions the reason for the controversy surrounding abortion. He emphasizes that women should have the right to decide whether they should have children. Most sensible peopde would agree, but perhaps the decision process should be conducted before the existence of the child is established. The problem of a child being wanted is not salient in the contemporary Canadian Society. Couples wishing to ado t children are placed on a long waiting list. Currently, t Re situation is that people are waiting and hoping for an unwanted ‘child to happen. If this is a major concern for Dr. Morgentaler, then perhaps he should be advocating some form of reversible sterilization or long-term birth control. The availability of abortions on demand, seems only to compound the problem of unwant.ed pregnancies. In summary, it is necessary for the one procuring the abortion to demonstrate that a firmly established human fetus does not constitute a human life. If this is not accomplished, then all arguments dealing with the quality of life of the mother, are not relevant, since the “right to life” of one human being supercedes the convenience of another. W Jager Grad Student Mechanical Engineering
The
“pet-brick”
To the editor: Monday night, March 18, Dr. Henry Morgentaler made the statement “I believe in the sanctity of human life. I am pro-life.” Such a statement sounds very contradictory ’ from one who by hk”?Ei admission has performed more than 20,000 abortions in Toronto alone. He affirms that the foetus is not a human being but merely possesses the ability to become one just as a single brick is not a house, but only becomes one when other bricks, plumbing, electricity, and other paraphernalia are added to it. What does this inanimate brick have to do with a living, growing, multiplying, and moving entity? If he does not believe that an embryo or foetus is alive then how do you account for the pressure the expecting mother experiences
Eavesdropping To the Editor: : I was shocked to read in the March 15th edition of the .m rint that Susan Cadill [sic) maK es a habit of listening in on the conversations of other peo le. She overheard a pro Fessor at one of the church colleges in a conversation with three students, myself included. Miss Cadell is pro osing that this professor has I: iased facts and is teaching misinformation. She also wished to know, “When is the misinformation going to sto ?” I have two questions as we P1. First, when is she and Planned Parenthood going to !,top misinforming the public? ‘I The three legal options they say every pregnancy nas are, keeping the child, adoption 2nd abortion. This is clearly not true. Legally, every
concept at being kicked by “Morgentaler’s brick”? Those palpitations are not imaginary Bricks are not made of living cells and tissue. They don’t multiply, divide, and increase their size and mass. Only a living organism can absorb energy and nutrients for growth into apredeterminunalterable, ed, genetically and specific life-form. A life term that has the ability to procreate the similar genus and species. It seems that Dr. Morgentaler would have us start a “pet brick” concept just like the former ludicrous “pet rock” fad of a few years ago. A foetus is not a pet rock, pet brick or any other non-living inanimate object. It is the same being that will grow up ‘into a mature adult if allowed to. Robert Lewis Arts
unethical pregnancy cannot lead to the arents keeping the child E ecause not everyone is mentally fit to be parents. pregnancy Legally, cannot leeavderyto abortion because in this province, the only abortions legally performed are those where the mother’s life is in danger. Adoptiofi is the only option which in all cases is legal. My second question is what right does Miss Cadell have to eavesdrop on personal conversations had by professors and students? Clearly she could not have heard the whole conversation and is probably very misinformed. In the future, Miss Cadell, make sure your fb;F1;re ;;oasi;htfaan~sthat you using ethical means. Joseph deviveiros 2nd year Math
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Cocaine hypocrisy by David Bray In response to the visit of Billy Hayes I’ve reconsidered the issue of international illicit drug trafficking. It is not my aim to take a political position but to cr:tique the present world stage. Personally I’m greatly frustrated with the idiocy and h pocrisy demonstrated by governments ( articularl t rl e Reagan Administration) in this “matter. W i at I woul CJlike to do is outline some of the real problems and ropensities which set the world stage and stimulate tra B e activity. Please allow mv literarv organization some breathing ioom, for the ideas have no’t had time to gel1 completely. For the sake of simplicity, my discussion will be divided into three headings: 11 The market and morality; 2) Enforcement: push lead< to shove; and 3) More political hypocrisy.
The
market
and
morality
Society and nature itself are full of examples where intoxicants &t, yrblewill) are common-place and considered Although some are ‘more dangerous than ot R ers, and some are more controlled than others, the parameters have not been consistently applied. The idiosyncrasy to which government has moved, without objective criteria, has laced the situation with hypocrisy. In philosopohical terms, the subjective rules established by government in the expectation that’ the morality of all individuals will follow suit, ignores the fundamental determinants of individuality. In other words, morality, values, and taste are autonomous to the individual: morality cannot be legislated. The crux of the .matter is that governments don’t create markets, people do; and they do so in accordance with their own-judgment. Demand is determined subjectively by each agent consistent with his or her own calues and needs; utiliiy is a function of the individual not the state. This is an axiom of the free enterprise system to which capitalist governments absolu-tely adhere, with the exception of this instance. (Selective vision or hypocrisy? Check one, please.) In classical economics, arbitrage is the propensity of balance and nature, a priciple whereby differentials are neccessarily equalized by the market. Whether they be temporal or geographic, market forces will eventually break down any barrier so long as profit can be earned by doing so. Consequently we have both supply and demand - a market (and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.)
Enforcement:
Push
leads
to shove
”
Given the propensity for these substances to move - towards profit, let me briefly explore the development of trade. Traditionally, individuals would exchange risk for profit, transporting small quantities in a rather ad hoc fashion. Although the trade was neither well-organized nor funded, it needn’t be, for authority was loose and the odds for success favourable. Governments began tightening controls and consequently bid u the stakes and drug prices. Groups of racketeers steppe f in and instituted organizations to import and distribute and economized their efforts with larger freight. The government responded with a technological advantage, but the now-polarized importing efforts had a capital advantage and outstripped the authorities at their own game. The governments tried II despartely to increase manpower, but the mafiosos increased the scale and fre uency of payoffs. Finally the authorities got nasty wit ll large “sting” and “rat patrol” raids, while the underworld murdered and kidnapped key figures. I think the dialectic is clear: just as with prohibition in the 1920’s so it is here. The government has not altered the market in any fundamental manner, merely changed some of the players, raising the stakes and enhancing a violent and criminal environment. In a cost-benefit assessment: supply on the street has remained constant (or even increased). Economic ‘leakages have increased because of higher street prices, economic costs in. enforcement have increased dramatically. Human costs in the form of imprisonment, ,injury;and death have increased. Politically, resources have polarized in the hands of subversives whose interests may -be assumed to be nondemocratic (in the domestic environment at least). Therefore, the government handling of this @%blem has been unambiguously a total failure,
More
political
hypocrisy
Consider the present .“Cocaine Wars” being waged in countries whose people starve while export-based agriculture controlled by US transnational corporations flourishes. While American banks and Reagan’s monetary policy hold these nations in tremendous debt, their future and humility hostage, leaving virtually no chance for recovery or pride; the Reagan administration is up in arms over a few billion-dollars of white powder that the American people demand. Who’s the criminal? The American people? Ronald Reagan? Certainly not the peasant growers. Politically, this may be a case of class retaliation, the recoil of a north-south dichotomy long overlooked and fed by conscienceless capitalism which now cries wolf. Can we really criticize a people for surviving a merciless predator which knows no humanity and .only counts currency?
Imprint;
Thatcher Opposition
Not
simply
either/or? of maintaining unprofitable people? Dineen’s twisted (or is it all too, commonplace) logic asks us to consider that “the right to work” depends soley upon the profitability of the enterprise, and not at all upon the right of all human individuals to contribute to their society and expect in return security and some sense of identity. The fact of the matter is that, unlike unprofitable pits, unprofitable people cannot be shut-down. Their needs, wants, wishes, and desires live on, as do their voices; and they will fight for what is their due. 4A Sociology M.A. Morley
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To the editor: The sad truth of the Miners’ strike in the UK, which Mark Dineen (Imprint, 15 Mar. 85) fails to acknowledge in his of Paul Done’s criticism review, is that the complexities of this problem
have been
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To the editor: Well Done, Paul Done! I am flattered that you considered my letter worthy of a reply, and flattered by your (somewhat) kind comments about my writing - they meant a lot accompanied as they were by the sentence fragments (11.33-4, 41-z), misplaced mis-used semi-colon (1.34), and error in comma (l.ZO), noun/verb number agreement (1.48) in your letter. My compliment to you is that I think that I’ve paid more attention to your words that you have to mine. Where in my letter did I “purport” to be “well read”? i listed four authors representative o.f different disciplines within the university, but where, specifically, did you see me braggingabout dismissal” of being “well read “? Also, where was my “simplistic the “miner’s t attics” ? I stated explicitly that my purpose was not “to condemn the miner’s strike”; neither did I condone the actions of the Thatcher government. I will say now that I respect the courage and perseverance displayed by the’ miners in their civil disobedience, but I think the acts ot violence perpetrated by either side are inexcusable. I did not dismiss, simply, anything; I was, on the contrary, asking you to consider the difficulties of the problem. If you’d read closely you’d have seen that I posed a question rather than made any “claim” or “contention” about Scargill - a question which, for the most part, remains unanswered, If you’re still unsure of the word’s meaning, consider these definitions of the word “conservative” (courtesy of the OED): “1. Characterized by a tendency to preserve or keep intact and unchanged.“, “2. Designation of the English political party, the characteristic principle of which is the maintencance of existing institutions”, “3. Applied to a similar spirit in general politics, business” (the emphasis is mine). You seem anxious to depict me as a “snide, smug”, pretentious, ignorant reactionary, and I can see why; it would be easy to dis’miss the counter argument of such an unsavoury, idiotic extremist. But in order to paint me as such a figure you’ve had to misconstrue or simplify my words. Another example: I did not say that Hitler appointed himself Chancellor of Germany; the ellipsis mark in your reply betrays your tendency to leave things out. While I admit I could have used more precise terms, my statement that Hitler “appointed himself both President and Chancellor of Germany” is not incorrect - but I won’t argue semantics here. I stand accused of the same fault, and I admit my guilt: quite right that you should mention my omission of the ratification of Hitler’s taking over the Presidency, August 3, 1934 (his action was, by the way, a direct contrgvention of Hindenburg’s stipulation that a difference be maintained between head of state and head of government so as to prevent the wielding of too much power by any one person. Hitler, by the way, suppresed (sic) that part of the former president’s will. (I anticipate a comparison with the Belgrano affair, but think about it carefully first.) I would not, however, equate that vote with a democratic election in a parliamentary system - there was no oppositon. Any threats to Hitler’s dictatorship - such as Kurt von Schleicher (the former Chancellor), Gregor .Strasser (former second in command of the Nazi party), Ernst Rohm (leader of the SA), and others - had been permanently eliminated on June 30, i934. You may liken “Thatcher’s regime” to a dictatorship, but at least Neil Kinnock, Edward Heath, David Steel, and even Arthur Scargill are still alive to voice contrary opinions. Thinking independently, I was able to follow your compari.son between Thatcher and Hitler; thinking independently, I realized the relationship was not, as you would have us believe, one of equivalence (you may re-accuse me of being “repetitious” here, but first look up the term “anaphora”). Back to Orwell: Paul: why are you arguing against yourself? At what point in the book did the sheep (originally the property of Farmer Jones, and then faithful members of the party) become the property of the pigs (the instigators and leaders of the revolution against oppression)? Remember what I said about “a reversal of the hierarchy”? Perhaps you should have listened more closely to your high school teacher. I never said it was wrong to agree with another’s opinions; I wrote about not substituting another’s interpretation for a close examination of the orginal text - I think you’d better (re)examine Orwell’s text. I see you persist in your false dichotomy, assuming that there were only two alternatives in the dispute. I agree that any erosion of human rights is to be avoided, but don’t you think a solution acceptable to both parties could have-been worked out without compromising anyone’s rights? The miners from Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, and south Derbyshire thought so, and now they’re tipset by Scargill’s refusal to negotiate with managment (sic] over a 5.2% pay offer; they’re also refusing to participate in the NUM ordered national ballot to support the 760 men dismissed during thedispute for violence, damage and theft to NCB property. And, where would Terry Duffy’s - leaderbf the amalgamated Union of Engineering Workers - recent reprimands of the militant far left in the trade unions and Labour party fit into you is the government’s inability to bipolar scheme. 3 Furthermore, guarantee job security a violation of human rights? Apparently the 3,000 Scottish miners who resigned or accepted voluntary redundancy, and chose to seek employment elsewhere - as difficult as that may be -) didn’t think so. Lastly, unless you want to renounce responsibility for the (or did you take them photos accompanying your words yourself?), my “snide, smug contention” that other’s perspectives constitute a major part of your article is not so “absurd”; you may say that you agree with such orientations, but you cannot deny their role in establishing the “viewpoint” of. your article as a whole. (By the way, I liked your review of Queen Ida, but don’t forget that “hopefully” is an adverb.Mark Dineel
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RaCist hypocrisy by Jimes J. Kafieh Response
to Mr.
Sirota,
President
Waterloo Jewish Students’ Association * I am very pleased that you found
the forum
on the
Middle East conflict to have been a valuable and educational experience. Two years ago, I approached the Waterloo Jewish Students’ Association with a proposal of a similar nature but received a blanket refusal of cooperation. I dare say, that had it not been for the articles on the “Palestine Question”, which were published in the Imprint, the forum would never have taken place. In any case, if you got anything out of the forum discussion you should have learned that the stumbing block in the Mid East conflict is not one of recognition. Actually, the PLO had been prepared to recognize Israel prior to its invasion of Lebanon in 1982 (Globe and Mail, 24 Feb. 84). In fact, it was partly to preclude that very . event that the Israelis invaded Lebanon and tried to destroy the PLO. It seems that Zionists are bent on demanding that Palestinians accept something that Jews themselves have never been willing to even consider - the surrendering of their identity as a people. There is hypocrisy in arguing for the widest pluralism in places where Jews are a minority, and, where Jews constitute a majority, a form of Apartheid which bestows favoured status to the Jews at the expense of the indigenous population - the Palestinians. When you are prepared to defend South Africa’s right to be a white state then your politics will be consistent. Till then, I suggest that you continue to read the Imprint o,losely. 1
Budding
comedian?
by Paul Done Mark, I gratefully accept your contribution to the paper. Unfortunately, there is no humour issue this term. You were trying to be funny, weren’t you?
Changing of the Guard by Shayb Gunter Well, here it is, the second to last issue of Imprint this term and we are in the midst of subjecting our newly elected editor to the bizarre ways of this newspaper’s staff. Why he wanted to work here is beyond me, unless it was primarily due to the beautiful I women here. As for our outgoing editor, George $liott Clarke, well, what can ’ I say? It’s been an experience to work with him this year. He is an interesting person to Say the least. A bundle of energy, except on Thursday mornings, an ardent arguer, a nice Person except when he thinks he is perfect and a good editor. But who do I have to compare him with? (Just kidding, George.) George ‘always told me that he liked having me around this year. I was an excited eager frosh when I first came to Imprint and said, “I’d really like to work on the paper this year; Gosh, Golly, Gee.” (Isn’t that what Frosh are supposed to say?) . He suggested I do a column. Little did he know.... . I love telling George he is wrong. Even when he’s right I tell him otherwise. Why not ? Would he dare get mad at a frosh? Nah. George rarely became angry with me. If he did I’d probablyjust swear at him or something and he’d just laugh. We try to avoid making George laugh here at Implint. Come and visit us and you’ll find out why. What else can I say about him? He likes drinking Almond Creme Sherry. He likes Schnapps. He can be pompous or he can kiss people’s feet. It all depends on who the person is. About his editing,Aqust say that I don’t like many of the things that go into the paper. Persofially, I think George dwelled a little too much on politics. He always rambled on (especially late at night) about whoIs a fascist, who’s a communist, and who’s a capitalist. Frankly, I didn’t care. I judge people for myself. I’m not really into politics. Of course, never say that too loud down here in the secret corner of the Campus Centre or else people will try to teach you everything they know, or think they know, in a matter of minutes. All in all, this year with George has been tolerable and I’ve had no major complaints that come to mind at this very minute. If I think hard enough, I’m sure I’ll find something to be ticked off about. So George, au revoir, have a good time in France, and don’t cause too much trouble with the government. Also, don’t laugh too loudly. The French might not let you back into their country. P.S. T.A., I’m not kissing ass. Just being truthful.
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To the editor:
Regarding Mike Thomas’s letter on War and Famine (Imprint March 15), I should like to offer a-couple of comments. Mr. Thomas points to the sort of factors that many people wanting to pin a fair amount of responsibility on the West have mentioned as causes of African famine. But not plausible one,s, for the most part. The idea, for instance that “Farm land was bought by international interests to produce luxury foods for the west”, and that “this leaves less arable land for the basic needs of survival”, is just off-base in the most interesting cases, viz., South Africa and Zimbabwe. By and large, when African farmland was appropriaterd by Western farmers, those who and, worked on the lands were largely Africans, overwhelmingly, participated in the benefits, meaning not that they got a greater share than their white masters, but rather that they all did benefit and were much better off than before. (South African racism is, to be sure, deplorable, but it must be borne in mind that black South Africans are also by far the best-off black people in Africa in material terms, with Zimbabwe still a close second -although another decade or two of the present regime will probably broaden the gap substantially.) The one really plausible factor mentioned by Mr. Thomas is one that really should give pause for thought, however: viz., the introduction of a modest amount of Western medicine and elementary sanitation. These factors will make a really striking change in the infant mortality rate, which prior to this century was normally phenomenally high by our standards, Naturally, the tribes became accustomed to very high conception rates. In various parts of Kenya, I have recently read, the normal woman
has something like 13 conceptions during her lifetime. Only now, something like IO of those will survive infancy, whereas prior to the onset of Westerners, it would have been more like 23. Obviously the result is going to be a population explosion, and that is what has actually happened in many parts of Africa, including those parts that are quite spectacularly unsuitable for dense populations. Now, most readers will probably think that the introduction of medical procedures that greatly reduce infant mortality is a blessing. But is it? Not if the result is that 2/3 of the population runs-a* serious danger of starvation in late childhood or adulthood! Naturally, such other Western institutions as the Catholic Church are also doing their best to fan the flames of popula‘tion increase. It is difficult to think of anything more irresponsible - even Mengistu isn’t quite operating at that level! The point is that the West may well bear an appreciable share of the blame for the situation in Africa, but not in the way that leftists like to think. Nor is it clear that responsibility for the situation distributes down to all of us, as they also want to insist. Obviously there is a sense in which it is the fault of the Africans themselves, but equally obviously it is difficult to blame people utterly unfamiliar with the relevant medical technology for continuing to procreate at an inappropriate rate, nor for farming in ways that were quite adequate for the population levels of the dim past but are no more. Humanity certainly bids us help these people if we can; but so far as justice is concerned, the situation is not so simple. In particular, it is quite a bit different from the picture painted by Thomas. Tan Narveson
Philosophy
The most obvious errors haveand exchanges been overlooked it for fresh fruits at a cost lotier
To the editor:
There have been several critical comments about Ethiopia’s so-called food export to Britain. However the most obvious This is a country where a errors have been overlooked. significant percentage of the people are starving, and at the same Looking at this superficially, I time food is being exported. Agreed with George Lamony when in his article, “Is sending food r’eally the solution. 3” (Imprint, March 8, 1985), he described the However there is more to it. export as being ridiculous. The fact that famine exists in a country does not mean the country can’t export food stuff of any kind. Canada’s wheat export is not a result of the fact that wheat is in a tremendous abundance in the country. To enjoy her comparative advantage ’ in wheat production, Canada specializes in wheat production
The horned one speaks:
than that of local production of fresh fruits. Ethiopia therefore had probably thought it wiser to specialize in fresh fruits production (notforgetting that fresh fruits do well in a tropical country like Ethiopia) to enable her to exchange it on the international market for other. food items which would have been more expensive to produce locally. The result of this will be an increase in the overall food items available for the disadvantaged Ethiopians, since specialization with international trade leads to positive gains from trade. Viewed from this angle, jumping to a conclusion that Ethiopia’s food export is a scandal is ,questionable. Ben Boachie Honours Economics
Christians
the
To the editor:
The “Prague Spring” section of March 1st Imprint was beautifully designed and fascinating reading. I’m pleased to see such interesting material published in the Imprint - it reminds me of the “glory days” of the Chevron (‘69-72). I applaud, in particular, George Clarke’s attempt to blend Situationism and spirituality. I am deeply distressed that he chose to relate his positive ideas of spiritual-political synthesis through Christianity, which is fundamentally anti-liberatory in every way. What began from a good place became oxymoronic. The idea of the Christ who acted for me, who assumed my sins,
f r e e -themselves
cannot
who, without my permission or knowledge presumed to become my only route to the Holy - this is not a liberatory idea unless slavery is freedom. The Christ idea attacks my individual power, my capacity to find my own way to the divine and takes my self away from me. Not only is the Christ itself offensive and diametrically opposed to the process of liberation (which must be liberation of the self, of all of our selves, the reclaiming of all of our experience), but the entire history of Christianity and of Judaism before it is one of genocide, cultural destruction, misogyny, homophobia, and the distortion of the great wealth of human approaches to the divine to fit the monotheistic worldview. The creation of a transcendent Father-god figure, the great spiritual innovation of the Patriarchal Indo-European invaders of the Middle East c. 7000 years ago, has been elaborated upon by the Christians until humanity in Christian-dominated areas has become near-totally divorced from our bodies, our Mother Earth, and our own divinity.
Patriarchs Reagan and Chernenko can threaten the destruction of all vhuman life, the Peabodv coal companv can strip-mine West Virginia, the Reed paper company ca’n pkllute the Wabigoon River with mercury and all remain firmly within the traditions of Western (read, Christian) culture. Christianity is guilty of actively promoting genocide throughout its existeqce. Why would you believe it is not :fundamentally genocidal? It is guilty of genocide on a massive 4scale, and always has been. What proofs do you offer that it is not a religion of woman-hatred? It has degraded and debased our bodies, denied the holiness of our lived experience, denied the divine immanent in all of existence, established sin out of holiness and denied our animal’ selves. Why is this good or liberatory? Christianity is incompatible with any liberatory project. I am a witch. I am with the millions of women and men murdered in the Renaissance bv the Christians. both Protestant and Roman. I am with the native oeooles of this continent and Europe whose traditions were dilibiratelv destroved bv the Chriitians from the beginnings of Christian po&er ti the present. I am part of the Eirth, &r Mother, who is being carved Lp. I am part of my sisters - the animals being k illed, the forests being cut down 9 the waters poll uted, the devas driven from the holy places. ?;he Christians, denying their origin in flesh and seeing one part of the Truth only,.cannot free themelves and cannot allow me to be free. In the Names of the Great Goddess and the Horned One, I am Witch and Priest. Sam Wagar
Freedom of speech in danger
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Ta the editor:
Genesis
clear violation of any principle of impartiality, 2) ruled as “out of order”
Dawn steps in with its first fruits - the rain, the flowers of umbrellas, the trumpet
of tulips, and rouses both interest and indignation. My response is riot, a watercolour rush of words, touching the light of water over rocks (such cool distortion), the Absolute Void of Creation. These shades of blur and blend imitating the still-life motion of
thought. Though language seems to be kinetic, and though the very strudture of each of our letters is sleek and built for speed, each letter (just like the one you have just read) is as still and stiff as if frozen or carved in stone. Our letters lean forward, but never go anywhere. Freedom is mine: I must walk away like the wind.
An Episode
of Shame
Federation of Students Assistant President, Thomas Allison, conducted a shameful Annual General Meeting (AGM) on Wednesday, March 27. The inciting force of Mr. Allison’s black comedy was his attempt to extend his term of office by an extra month - a move which, had it been successful, would have left the Fed President-Elect, Sonny Flanagan, in the unpalatable position of being second banana to Mr. Allison for an entire month after taking offce. Not only would this have been ascanIalous postponement of the fulfillment of February’s Fed elections, it would have permitted Mr. Allison to continue to excercise power, dishing out patronage and assigning funds as he desired. However, as stated in this week’s news story, Mr. Allison’s bid was defeated by landslide opposition votes. Yet, the most shameful aspect of the evening, was Mr. Allison’s chairing of the AGM. His practice could be
charitably called “anti-democratic”. For instance, Mr. Allison, 1) spoke to motions while sitting as chair - 3
Fed members who challenged his interpretations of motions, 3) made as valid because no reference guide such as Robert’s Rules, had been brought by the chair, etc. It seemed that Mr. Allison’s attitude was, one of contempt for those attending the meeting if not contempt fol proper procedures.
rulings that could not be substantiated
Infamous
Last Words
Liberalism gave us the Welfare State; conservatism is giving us the Warfare State; but what is the best state under the sun? North Dakota, naturellement, or ecstacy. Anyway, it’s time to go, hijack a red scarf to France, subsist on poetry and saki and croissants, and remember the fishing boats and tugs of old
Halifax. But, before I catch that magic banner to the stars, I need to thank Cat% Anderson, Doug Tait, Carol “Scoop” fletcher, Paul Hawkins, Stephen Motluk, Debbi Pigeon, Shayla “Bubbly” Ciun@r, Alan Yoshioka (fellow Nova Scotian), Hitkka McCallum, Dan Kealev. J.D. Bonser. Todd
Schneider, Mike &locker, Joe, Doug Thompson,
Zemokhcl, so wise.
Doug MacKinley, T&keys,
Frank, Hklmut &
Jim “Jamal”
Katieh, Ahab Abdel-Azii, Paul ar?cia host of others for their beauty, and Wai See, for being
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Finally, I wish Rick Nigoi, the incoming editor, the best of luck. His year is sure to be a terrific one. Imprint staff has made an excellent selection in electing him as editor for 1985-86. Mr. Nigol’s influence on Imprint and on campus - can only be positive. Thus cheerio, ta, ta, sweet ladies,
4
My first impulse, in response to Ms. Strachan’s article in the Mar. 22 Imprint was to shred her logic mercilessly. She failed to recognize the distinction between violent pornography and nonShe used statistics incorrectly. violent pornography. Furthermore, she used statistics relating only to violent pornography to draw conclusions about pornography in general. The reader may find it interesting to apply the reasoning Ms. Strachan used in her sixth paragraph to the “beefcake” pornography that-is d’vailable for gay men. All these mistakes are from only the first tenth of her article.
But it’s not my purpose to shred Ms. Strachan’s logic. I wish, instead, to deal with an attitude she shares with many other people. s Ms. Strachan believes that pornography spreads some dangerous ideas, and that this is sufficient to justify government censorship. If the government has the power to censor dangerous ideas, the government will also have the power to define which ideas are dangerous. Once it is accepted as a general principle that the government has the right to censor dangerous ideas, nobody’s freedom bf speech will be safe. If you value your right to express you own beliefs, then, like it or not, you must defend the rights of the Gucciones and the Zundels of this world to express their beliefs. If you disagree with their beliefs, you have thk right to argue against them. If you think that pornography spreads dangerous ideas, you should point out what these ideas are and argue ‘against them. Then let your audience decide for themselves. If you call for censorship as a substitute for reasoned argument, you betray a lack of confidence either in the correctness Qf your beliefs, or in the ability of most other people to think for themselves.
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Professionalism onLprofessional level by S. McLeod Imprint staff It was for students, and was run entirely by students. From obscure beginnings in a casual conversation between Mr. Ric Dunda and Mr. Frank Gerencser, to the presentation of a major proposal to the Congress of Canadian Engineering students, the Canadian Engineering Design Competition (CEDC) was conceived, and with it came a whole lot of work. Both Mr. Dunda and Mr. Gerencser have been organizers for the Ontario Engineering Design Competition (OEDC). This year, the OEDC was held at McMaster University on March 8th. Antony Chodas and Geoff Richmond, Waterloo Engineering undergrads, placed first in Explanatory
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Communication and Corporate Design respectively. Mr. Chodas later went on to place first in his category at the CEDC. The other categories were Entrepreneurial design and Editorial Communication. While the OEDC has been held for 6 years, none of the other regions (Atlantic, Western, Quebec) had similar competitions. Therefore, along with the organization of the CEDC, the other regions had to hold their first regional competitions with the top two from every category going to the finals. The chairmen, Mr. Richard Dunda, a third year Systems Design student, and Gord Denney, a third year Electrical Engineering student, together with an excellent executive, organized a National competition with an impressive professionalism. Steve Smyth, treasurer, had the task of handling the money, iwhich was no easy task, since the budget was constantly being cut. Major patrons of the CEDC were Northern Telecom and Telecom Canada. The CEDC took place Saturday, March 23rd. The competitors in Entrepreneurial and Corporate design set up in SCH on Friday, and many were there till after 1 a.m. The rest spent the evening enjoying Fed Hall, thanks to free tickets from Tom Allison, Federation president. The judges, from various corporations, and cities, commented on the high calibre of the presentations. A few mentioned they would be hard-pressed to match the presentations. One judge stated, “They show a professionalism, not on a student standard, but on a professional level.” The only major criticism concerned the display. On a national level, it was felt that the display facilities would be on par if not superior to those of the regional competitions. Unfortunately, this was not the case. All in all, though, an impressive job by the Engineering students. A lot of work went into the first, and hopefully not last, CEDC.
These three McGill Engineers have invented and built a revoultionary bicycle transmission. Consisting of’an expanding rear sprocket, it permits gear changes while under full torque, not possible with current bike gears. Leji to right are Stephen Perron, Louis Vermette, and Guy Leclair. Apparently Security decided to waive the regulation prohibiting bicycles from the interior of’ university buildings for the duration oj’the CEDC. Imprint photos by Doug Thompson (see p. I)
Its vp to Waterloo to make next move by Darren Redfern Imprint staff In October 1984, the nowdefunct precursor of the Federation of Students, National Union of Students (NUS) brought a suit against the Federation of Students and the Feds in turn filed a counter-suit. The disagreement was over NUS‘ fees that the Feds didn’t pay in 1983. The Federation had pulled
out of NUS and halted payment of fees, but NUS didn’t recognize the pullout until some months later. The suits have been pending since and the actual court date has yet to be set. Earlier this month, the first of two discoveries was held, though, where a lawyer from NUS questioned representatives of the Federation to see what information they would
Alex Weaver, a fourth-year Co-op Chemistry student and I. former Imprint stajj- member, has been selected as the Valedictorian of the graduating Science class for the Spring, 1985 Convocation. A committee headed by Gord MacDonald, President of the Science Society and Don Brodie, Dean of Science, announced the decision after hearing trial speeches by ,I 1, I 1. 1 * canaiaates. I. I *r . . rne valealclorlan Nommatlons were open to any member of’ the graduating class.
eventually use. Next month, the Federation lawyer will travel to Ottawa to question NUS. The purpose _ of these discoveries is to let each side know what the other is planning so that an out-ofcourt settlement is easier to reach. Having seen the evidence the Feds will be using in court, NUS is willing to discuss an
The flavour of France can be brought to your home by welcoming a genuine “Made in France” addition to your family this summer. A group of French young people, ages 14-19, are coming to the K-W area with Relois Universitoires for the month of August. In return for your hospitality, one of, the students can offer your family four weeks of first-hand exposure to European traditions, and customs, lifestyles. information ab~~:bec~~l~g a host family, call Chantal or-Jacques Dion at
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out-of-court settlement. According to Beth Olley, Chairperson of NUS, the organization has moved in that direction several times and it is now “up to Waterloo” to make the next move. If no out-of-court settlement is ‘reached, the court date will be set sometime after the second discovery. That court date is not expected to occur until after this summer.
a VANCOUVER(CUP) A part-time University of British Columbia postgraduate student and government fisheries worker upset about losing his job to federal cutbacks killed his family and himself in his suburban home March 6. Joe Cheng, a biochemistry doctoral _ - student-. and scientist at the federal fisheries lab at UBC, took the life of his wife, Mabel and children, Oty and Janny, by stabbing them and them with a baseball ,beating . . ..1 bat.IPnefore turmng the knife on himself.
Mr. Cheng was going to lose his job March 3 1 because the lab was slated for closure. Its shutdown is part of the $4 hillinn
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Female non-smoker 2 bedroom apt student. May-/aug. Place. 5 min. Laundry. parking. utilities. CaU 884-7044
St.
Summer Sundeck, $453/mo.
for rent May . Sept ‘85. for 6 and in good cenbal Close to the university. One rent. Call 7464095.
free
sublet campus,
- - - P - P
in
in house washer and Reasonable
to from
Engineering students: 2 twnhses in Sunnydale adjacent to each other, May-Aug. Each twnhs: very clean, 4-bdnns, dryer. 2 baths, Rent $lOO/mo per mom or $400 per unit with 1 mo. free. Paul. 7464809 or Ed. 884-7738.
-
room summer Angela,
available min 8886026.
_-
3
either furnished or and freshly painted. May-Aug. ‘85.
wanted for location. Call 885-0525.
3 bedroom townhouse,May 1 to 15 min. walkto U.W., 5 min. by Churchil , west of Westmount & S547/month x utUities,major CaU SteUa/Cheryl included. or Karen884-7019.
Clean, fuUy furnished, 2-bdrm. summer ‘85, for 2.3 students. bus route, close to both universities, (x3)/ma inclusive. Call Andrea, 746-4343.
or
2 single rooms for studious male students in cl&n, quiet home for summer term. Fully insulated, panelled, built-in desks. cooking. Fridge. teakettle and toaster available. Ynvate entrance and bath. minute walk to either university. Apply 204 Lester St. 884-3629. _____ One female non-smoking roommate wanted to share partiaUy furnished, bedroom apartment conveniently located across from arkdale plaza and available P 185.00 May 1,1985. per month inclusive. Phone 7463480.
3 bdrm townhouse Aug. 15 min. from 6547.mo. x utilities. 746-3083 or Karen
reauires
TORONTO: One co-op student accommodation from May 1 . Sept. downtown arra. wiling to share. Patti, 884-3316.
Sunn rent. bdrm, 9185.
Full parking.
KEEP COOL this summer in a 2 bdrm basment apt. on Hazel St. - fuUy furnished. free parking space, laundry facilities, near Parkdale Plaza (beer, liquor store) - 20 min. walk to campus, only $295/mo (utilities included) . avail. May 1 _ Aug. 31; call 884-8150 or 884-2918.
Room townhouse furnished. shopping ride to utilities.
(or share a Preferably of UW. ph.
withi; Please
room. Free
townhouse, 20 min walktoUW. can accommodate 3 _ 4 people. $400/mo. Sublet May-Sept., St., ask for Jane, 8846026 746-3743.
2 bedroom unfurnished. Rent negotiable. Call 884-8464.
576-2753.
Sunnydale twnhs available for summer term. 3 or 4 bdrm - furnished. Excellent ainted. One Free location, recently months rent! (or $3 8 l/ma) Call Scott or Tim anytime at 885-1593. ~-___-4-bdrm twnhs in Sunnydale. May-Au& $294/mo. pa@ furnished. Call 884-U64 or 8846666. Manied Students qts. 2-t&m apt. avail. May-Aug. Fully fumahed, includes plano. waterbed, cable tv, $343/mo. Call 8864874.
to
needed Rent:
furnished apartment E& & University. 10 min spacious bedrooms. 1% facilities, Sauna, parking, May-Aug. ‘85. Call 884-5815 Rent negotiable.
Wanted: furnished Optometry Westmount Campus. includes Colette).
to for
Two
85.
2 bdrm apt. paid. Parking, 576-6376.
Can you say townhouse? That’s good! Can you say summer? That’s even betted! Put that together and what do you get? A summer townhouse in Sunnydale for only $428/mo. (neg.) x utilities. 4 bdrm..dryer, patio stones, indoor plumbing. Call for an appointment today at 884-5056 or 8849197.
Fall ‘85. House or townhouse for 3 tilng to take over lease or sublet x Uity of alternating terms. Within distance of UW, Call Sandra 884Heather, 884-7447.
Sept.
St.
One bedroom apt. to sublet May to Suitable for two. furnished. balconv. route, parking, laundry. clean arid Ph. 744-9138.
Townhouse Furnished location. month
to take over your townhouse close Sept. ‘85. Please 155 or Bev - 8w
- 1 or 2 Bedroom Apt. (ie 5-10 min walk) $400 - April 86 Lisa 7456299.
85
to take walk to
a
Five large bedrooms Furnished. Parking, summer house. John, 7464027.
1-B Civil Engineers Studying May-Aug. One reasonable sane civil student is looking for 1-B civil roommates to share apt. or townhouse for summer term. Other 1-B Engineers also acceptable. Call Ken (Dark Blue Class Rep) at 885-0332 or leave message. Wanted campus Sept
Large Auo. on”bus cheap.
sublet MayAug. floors. firep+e. cable ?V, spac~o)ls negotiable. 20 nun. 1 block from Wloo
Summer in Greenbriar, Erb 8 University, min walk to GW, 3 spacious bdrms, baths, laundry facilities, sauna. Call 4059 after 6:OO pm. or on weekends. negotiable.
Clean 1 bdrm apt. to furnished (negotiable). negotiable. Call 885.
$100 per month: bedroom townhouse, can not be missed.
Get them 20years 578-l 358.
Rates. caU Angie
in
to
Sunny, Spacious 3 bdrm apt. E&I & Amos. (15 min. walk to UW) Sublet mid April Sept. Option to take over lease. $510/mo. utilities incl. Call soon1 886-9040.
MSA Non-
comer of Philip & University. females to share four bedrom Call 884-2788.
Female Central partly
Pascal, Basic and need to pass or just Steve, 884-9066.
with a small Reasonable.
with option 20 min. 7463760.
in Sunnvdale. 3 roomates fuly fu&shed townhouse. ea. Ph. 7464129.
Spacious bdrms. Only Churchil Denise,
liqht
in
Cozy Two-bedroom apt., capable accommodating three people, avail. 1st - Aug. 31 st. Sauna, Washer, parking. 1 O-1 5 min from UW. 8846269 8863074.
1 O-speed, condition
.
To Buy: Kitchen utensils, pans, dishes, etc. Lamps, desks, chest of drawers, mirrors, beds, coffee table, everything, caU Monica 885-0756 (or ext. 3844) or Patti 746. 0912.
ASTRONAUTS Exploration Three seat Send Resume Centre.
ask
a t. guiet.
double pool.
house hardwood lawn, $795,
St. townhouse 26 - Sept. l/85.5 furnished. Ph.
PhiUip bedroom reasonable
3 bedroom townhouse available May to Aug. Option to stay in faU. Furnished, backyard, carport, reasonable rent, 15 min. walk. Call Leanne, 885-0836.
HOUSINGWANTED
after6.
with
6s sided),
105,
Do you have a lease bring it to the Legal 150 A. We are currently information on rents would like to take a lease bank can only
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car pool, from daily. Share Phone Tom,
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Mini leases: subleases, problems with your landlord? Come to the Legal Resources Oflice CC 150A to find out more information or call 885-0840 a - and leavemessage on our message minder.
Fall term Waterloo necessary).
buy:
sell.
also
1985
First month free .2 - 3 bedroom apartment available April 29 - Sept. 1. Furnished including waterbed, washer/dryer, all utilities paid. 2 min. to Zehr’s. 7 min bike ride to campus. Parking, use of back yard. 7463435.
available Ph. 746.
Free month’s rent, May-Aug or longer. Share 4 bedroom house (male and female). Large yard, 5 appliances (dishwasher!), colour tv, computer, modem, $155/mo. ($465 for 4 mos.) Includes utilities. Murray, 888-7565 or 884-1970. ex 2450. Brookhaven Crest. Wloo.
I
TANDON drives each.
Wil Alter reasonable
Canada. supp$ed. $40.000 & China Ont. M9W
to
Good $250.
Ph. 579-6314
Distributors wanted throuahout Operate from your home. leads training provided. Projected profit in first vear. Write Galaxv Crvstal Inc.. 1 i Latonia Drive, R&dile, 2Jl. caU (416) 741-1758.
Wanted
-
PhilUp April semi
Married Student Aoartments - Roomate needed for Spring’(etc). best location in Waterloo. Shower massage, indoor BBQ, air conditioned, $170/mo. All utilities i---^ ncluded. Furnished (almost) ph 888~ bbb9.
SALE: Large (2%' x 4') wooden with five drawers. Chair included. for studying. $35. Call Janet: 746-
Moving Enclosed
G
Professional pick up
Toronto expenses 7458841,
I
I
Impala Must
Towers: PartiaUy $300/mo.
May-August, . non-smoking townhouse. for
SERVICES
939.
pack sleeping
stand.
_
2000 condition. controls, Asking
sublet facilities, negotiable.
wanted: Lucan Furnished, utilities Rent negotiable.
Summer Greenbriar. UW. 3 laundry included. 884-6135.
,
COMPUTER PC-l 2 11, in BASIC with cassetee all manuals, carrying case, $100. or best offer. 884-
of
Fast, Accurate spaced page, spelling adjacent to campus, call Anna, 886-9746.
$1 /dbl draft copies, welcomed,
with
to
Available May 1st. large use of home. Outdoor Mrs. Wright, 885-l 664.
X-
2-50 bed ($10).
To sublet: Aug 31/85. bike. On University. appliances 746-3083
get a free case of Albert St. right Mall. 2 bdrms. baths, rent very MA& 7460987
in 2 bedroom for May-Aug. ‘85. prefered. Ph. 885-6808.
Summer to share $118/mo
papers, $1 per 886-
Experienced, Phd Theses, Essays, letters, Experience with foreign Close to UW. Call 884.
Processing
and
Telescope
Waterloo sublet. Rent 2756.
5
Double rims,
townhouse negotiable.
Room
Roomate share. laundry,
888-
Gardens. after
player
pool, estates.
Female preferred for quiet, one-bedroom furnished 1, Aug. 31. Parking, bus tennis at door. 5 min. walk $200/mo. best deal in London! (evenings).
1 bedroom apt lease. Laundry campus. Rent
made) G 11. excellent after 6.
$45). wheel
townhouse, Robinwood Dave, 884.7445,May
Sunnydale ‘85. Rent
29.
One room in 6 bdrm. house, laundry, furnished. fire-place, May-Aug. $130/mo.: females only, 15 min walk from campus, on bus route, beautiful back yard. Call Karen, 884-7991.
May
parts.
March
Large 4 bdrm Washer, dryer, rh. shaded ng room, rent walk from campus. Square. Phone
for Fall good at 88 fr 9;s:
Spacious furnished roomforMay-Aug. Onlv $120.mo. Furnished house with 4’ftiendly students. Full privileges, large back yard, patio, garage, parking, 20 pin. walk to UW. 884-9156.7464489.
stil ea. Ian.
Call
Olufsen Beosystem yr. old, excellent sense touch 5 present FM stations. Phone Steven, 745-9935.
BICYCLE , Centurion, 17” frame and tires. Phone - 884-9758.
letters,
One available smoker
home.
at the 746-3831
Hiking (Italian (Zermatt) Size Call 744-5079
Word Processing. 746-1078. Assignments,
at
good cage.
28
FOR desk Ideal 4082.
Services
to
bedroom stove. x utilities.
Beer! First three tenants beer. Townhouse 451 across from Albert St. furnished basement, 2 cheap, $125 or less. Call or Scott, 884-3620.
p.s., p.b. excellent, $795. shirts $8.00 ask for
3 fridge.
4 bedroom MayAug. 3475.
Kariyvan, 6. Fully Good tires. Call between
UB40 M. L. Xl. evknings;
your
Typsetting) by pros! You’ve seen the rest, now try the best! Imprint doesjob typsetting using the same equipment and people this paper is typeset with. Massive discounts. Word processing. 28 typestyles. Diskette storage. Galley proofs. Give your dissertation or thesis the treatment it deserves. Call 8884048 for more details. Byte-a-Bit Covering
-
il: 4-dr.. season, to certify. 653-8569.
free
for Floors.
1973 condition, Call Reg.
745-0366.
Call Resumes, Theses.
Cheaap! dryer, $295/mo. NJLondon. spacious, apartme& routes, downtown. 434-4792
10 Technics, c/w mounted cabinets. Ideal for broadcast etc. Fantastic price. after 4:30.
Fury every tires 4:30.
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IF YOU WANT EXTRA INCOME while school or looking for employment, then expanding automotive group, Autosave& can help. Contact Maryann or Brian Kope more information. 744-9290.
TYPING Dial-a-secretary: manuscripts, 746-69 IO.
double Ca!l743-
Entertainers needed for Thurs. afternoon talent showcases in the Bombshelter. Amateur Performers, here’s a great way to get some exposure playing to real audiences! For more info, call Dave at 745:9$ (leave a message) or call CAB ext.
Anniversary. For N., Essex Ontario, self-addressed
on exams.
accurate &es. Call
Wanted to buy: Back fmme and lightweight to Europe. Call 578-1202.
To all my new friends in S7, S8. thanks for great term and have a great summer. thanks to Tom and Judy and toTom. Peter, Bil , Raj & Tim, Best wishes to all. Todd.
Luck John.
per area.
fast
for 4-bdrm twnhs/Duplex take 1 yr. lease, required. Call Craig
8l
HOUSINGAVAILABLE
Mk
& hrs, D.J., 653-8569
U2 tickets 9th Row p.m.
WANTED
East 1 -nighters: Thanks for making my last term at university better than I ever exoected. I feel most fortunate to have &ieled through life with you, however short it may be. I wish only good things for you all - now and in the future. Thanks to East 2 for being a super brother house. Special thanks to Jim. Jeff, Bil and John, John the super don for providing me with endless support. Cheers to you au! Charmaine. xoxoxo. Winona High School Reunion Dance April 26. Phone 643-l 2 18 for info.
is a sweetheart.
7X
essays, work reports, resumes, letters, etc. Neat, accurate, spelling, gmmmar. punctuation. rates, Electronic typewriter. experience typing for students. Lee, 886-5444. afternoon
BMB typing. Delivery ___-
to you, happy of womanhood. his buddy Sylvia.
turntables.
Plenty available. Phone
living on Campus or $3.00 minimum for reliable service. Call Ann
experience. Westmount
page.
Word dependable. checked, bookings
A Dedication to Martini Pussheadscum with helo from J*U*N*E* “There’s some lovely ch’icken fettaccuni (sp?) in the fridge with peas and corn and it wil make you PUKE and you girls are getting along so well and and” - Even though you are a bitch and your “umour” is pathetic - I wil (might) miss you. - Buck Rogers biggest fan. and happy birthday.
The Guys. Good a great summer.
&
International Sleeps 4 awning. super clean.
large firm. 578-3938.
7,
Boots Country condition,
Typist
Pregnant? married couple seek to adopt privately. Adoption home study completed and approved. Enquiries through Adoption Consultant - strictly confidential. P.O. Box 4373, Station ‘D’. Hamilton, L8V 4L0.
Mike McQuitty so himself.
Call
sale:
1972 Ptymouth & radio. Oiled no rust, needs Call Don after
sp.) Typist on campus Karen, 746.
Experienced typist living on campus (MSA), only 7X d.s. page. Fast and efficient. WUI correct spelling. Call Ann 884042 1.
two Mark
3 bedroom townhouse. 1% bath, firl y carpeted, parkin central Mitel. Gandalf, etc. !* 580/month. ‘85. Call soon. 578-9945.
Two electronic 12-14 studio, Don,
for auto.
Experienced (MSA). resumes. 884-042
Editing student resumes, (ESL1
sometime!”
Camper 350 equipped $4,000 5 and
Gerbils (young) Must provide 71 17
Typing, business correct Reasonable years Phone evening.
N6: due to unprecendeted undiplomatic actions taken recently by a certain totalitarian authority figure, we deem it necessary to repeal our apology of March 8th. Kendall, Andy, Mark and Greg (stil innocent). . . sorry folks. “Come girl “across
(dble. lives
WP Medical transcriotion processing. Essays: Letters Dailyg-9,Thursday9-6. student lates. Patricia.
dull Waterloo Parties getting May 1 lth. the bash at on Markham. The real going back to Toronto. Ask knows. Dave and the Feisty
Happy Magda.
processing. Why Word Advanta es of a word include pe If ect final copy, storage options, computer check, second dmft options, right margins, multiple originals. Compuscribe word processing? printer wil give the best quality for your work reports, resumes. etc. Laser orintina: Double spaced $1: Resumes (per page) - $5. ph. 746-l 119 for efficient 2oC. service.
7X/pg. Fast 1.
Looki ‘85. facilities
income property for sale. Single family home in very nice residential area: 10 min. walk to UW. 1 min. walk to WLU. ideal for owner-student, or student accommodation. Large lot. attached arage, new driveway, 2 storage sheds, B ruit trees, plus much more. New paint throughout, all bedrooms furnished. 3 appliances included. Asking $65.500. Call Dave at 884-8029.
Word
7X/page degree, corrected.
situation. Committee to Vice Ptesident, invites written wishing to make submissions wil be in the strictest be directed to the Committee. C/O Secretariat, PAS.
FORSALJZ
IBM Selectric Carbon $ I/pg. grammar/speUiig COrrectionS ; bond paper provided. included: symbol/italics work term reports, theses, Personalized service. 579-55 13 Downtown Kitchener.
only English spelkng
VP
the
Call
originals of reports. Data Fast, accurate
Math, Science, Engineering accurate typing (selectrk). mtes; volume discounts. Call Joan 884-3937.
I hope this old for s’mores.
quality service.
quality
Experienced Selectric. Vilage,
are Dead
G $1.50
Typing Services Intercity Word processing $ l/pg. Floppy disk stomge. dictation from your cassettes, free courier pickup/delivery to vour door. Minimum deadline: 5 davs. 513-366-9922. Evening service. ~_____ Professional Typist for UW students. Engineering symbols. Wil pickup and deliver to campus. Mrs. Lynda Hull, 579. 0943.
25 spaced 3342.
thank sold! Really
guaranteed. Multiple theses, and work Delivery arranged. Call Diane, 576-1284.
Typing holds $%$)
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Word Processing1 Close, fast, dependable. $1 per page dbl. sp. Near Seagram Stadium. Draft copy provided. May book ahead. ph. 885-l 353.
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Type set-up, excellent fast, accurate, efficient and deliveries arranged. resumes, 744-2638.
Typing. Ribbon: good proofreading available: essavs. evenings.
been an of sweet - B.F.
nods pair
Call
Quality resumes, Stomge. service.
the
nine Lots,
a
Ottawa: appl., BNR, Mav-Aua
for the Dave, Todd.
tonight. are
Slinking
Dot:
End of term BBQ and party today at the White House. Bring your own meat and intoxicants - Physics Geeks 85. To aU term. have Let’s
& Queen:
it’s
To the Gabxie gid: Thanks for the return en gement. even the attack of the ne r rious Space pirates could not daunt on Love othenvise spectacular voyage. Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Thanks term. annual
King
Essex High School 100th info write 244 Talbot St. N8M 2El. stamped, business sized envelope.
SUCKS.
1985 Graduates, best wishes to Anthony, Patti, Hana. Usa, Peter and Tina. Keep in touch.
at Fred party to
Secrets are meant to be going to tel us next time Your class: 4s Chemistry.
or is it our very Family
Cjmiuati 3 is your name Chin, Patti. Claudia, F Im. Heike, Kelly, Kaptain Kludge. or Flatscreen? Ifyes. then Congratubtions! Good luck in that else ignore this messa piace they call the ‘raRorkf’. G.W. PHYSICS
’
To my two little! sisters in Dance: Thanks for a great year of familial friendship. Next partying and dancing night - the Summer of ‘85 when we hit the streets of Hamilton! Luv ya both, Big Bro.
To the person who found a copy of T.S. Eliot poetry (1925) in the Campus CentreMarch 14 . please return it to the libmry. I can’t afford $42 to replace it. Hey made after
held
typing welco??.
Resumes, printing. pickup ACTION
Yearly AprU 17. Party to be held at 130-l 63 University Ave. All those from LAST Year’s Party esp. welcome. For info. contact Vish. 746-0973. SMILE.
Red: The
Birthday
up?
you
Joanne: Happy doesn’t mean ‘tray’bogganing. Luv Sharon.
wanted. My standards 85. you must be rich, must be senile.
the the - The Club. at
be Induction cells.
Apathy Juggling Club has been now called the ’ Is Jimmy Hoffa Club”. Call 884-1804 for info.
girl born one Bil (Happy
We regretfully announce the death of Paul Robinson. He wil die on August 1985 in the midst of headonistic Bliss cornfield, in the Newmarket Region. body wil not be available for observation it wil pretty well be cut up by the Combine Harvester. Friends and Rob are pleased to Phone 884-5386 to express sympathy relief.
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7 & 8 housernatesI!!Il Thanks 84/85 a very s cial year. See R party Friday!! r !I Judi.
Jane - “HMMMM HMMMM . . . Yes, no we can’t believe Teacher’s College thanks for the best ever ask for) Love
Banff your
in
the
Karen - Happy Birthday to the day too early. Lots of love Birthdav to Lomine also). West 5 - 003 - Ladies are: You must be over and most important...you
for as get
motherhood?
Congrats on My heart is with a lot) Love TAM
(I lie
South making at Y &
To the dungeon?
at a B.
species...” S--A. By the it’s a sentence.!
all
forgive me if I batf Rat. P.S. - RoadRugs Rich! Rich!
Sue and Leslie: found out. Are you get married?
found my Fliday and is greatly
panted. one cricket player. Must be English or Colonist) and be able to throw a ball 239 mph, must be 8’3” tal and have Mtting average of 160. Send C.V. to Mr. 3ingh S2. Mn pink :ompleting haul, marriage
Toall for you
for making University my of luck in the
Hannest thanks to whoever vallet in Renison College last landed it in. Your Honesty Ippreciated. DC.
for el factory PI oel.
I never thought I’d make it, but here I am at the end of 4B. Thanks to everyone who helped. Stewart, Karin, Mike Ivl, Rax, you got me throught l& Bob K., Sandi and the rest of the staffhouse crew, thank goodness I only hati one work term that insane: Judy, the party machine and one-time roomie, thank you for everything: Ted, thanks for all the lifts from one end of town to another: Marg and Karin, thank you for working so much this year, and thank you to the Chemmandos for being an amazing class. Mike, my un-obnoxious roommate, remember the possum and keep in touch. Mum, thanks for always being there: thank you AJ. for restoring my faith; to Steve. H., the greatest respect and more, and thank you a milion times for the Warriors Band, which saved my life. To the party hamsters in the WB. see you at UVic in ‘86, and thank you for being such‘wonderful ople. Dr. Gough. Dr. Tchir, Dr. Martens, r r. Elsdon, Dr.. Carty, Prof. Sommer, Prof. Friesen. thank you. Alex.
~-Iear Slkiy: It’s hard to believe. but I’ve made :I 34 bottles later and I can stilsmile. NOW, et’s get you throu h the tQlls of academia. 9 Fuzz. nd then, PARlSll -0 all the Froshbusters: ny last year (hopeful y) est yet. Take care uture. Love Noseface.
Please Magic Wch!
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Comments wanted on The recently appointed review all aspects of academic’s department submissions from those their views known. All treated by the Committee confidence and should Chairman of the Review Integrated Studies 1051B by April 8. 1985.
in the
a shower
Thanks the and
The OMM.71 Bankwet Hall, May 24th. at 4p.m. follow. Bring extra btin
Uhen you ne in your hey may, Jones.
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has
They were just two happygo-lucky math students who, with no malice of forethou ht, happened to miss their office hour at B 1:30. lit le did they know of the terror and fury which would greet them the next time they showed up in mathSOC from the furocious ruler with the wild hair .. . . coming soon to a theatre near you . mathSOC II: The Wrath of Kim!
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wide John
Re: March everyone
Fridav-
sublet Available bedrooms, Rent Phone
in Manied Students May-August, 1985. optional living-room $343/month (includes 886-2648 or 8886470 and rent
First month’s RENT FREE. Just bring yourself. Beautifulty furnished townhouse in Albert Gardens. 20 minute walk to campus. May-Sept ‘85. One room available with % bath. $122.50 plus utilities. Phone Barb or Donna 746-l 044. Toronto: bedroom Dufferin clean, 4809.
close
two bedrooms available in three house a rtment _ Dundas & - rent $2 !? 2 - includes utilities to evetything - call Jackie 742.
One bedroom apt. 3 1. Near Westmount clean and quiet. utilities. Furnishing 578-4053.
available and $295/month available.
May Glasgow.
1 . Aug. Very includes
Phone
Mike
cont. on page 17
The Broadside: an introduction
article
Pornography, Strachan, and Me
p
Some principles. first, I am an anti-sexist. Second, I am anti-pornography. Third, I am pro-erotica. Fourth, I am anti-censorship. My interests being the above, I was intrigued and dismayed by the article Imprint ran‘ last week as a feature, Pornography is Violence against Woman and Men, written by Barbara Strachan. My greatest dismay was the feeling that the title was Far too charitable For the opinions Strachan expressed. Strachan conveyed the impression that to be anti-porn is to be (a) Female, and (b) in Favour OFthe censorship OF such material. Here’s an example horn the text: ‘I. . . CAIS women, personal Feelings about our own sexuality tell us be need to redeFine the true meaninq of sexual r x liberation [against] deFenders of pornographic propaganda: . . LwhoJ profess the material as an expression of sexual liberty.” Although the purveyors OF porn were not identiFied by sex in the article (and they do come in both sexes, let’s not be naive), the audience OF porn was given as men, the victims as women. The Factual evidence here, as well as the tone, are both highly suspect. for instance, I am oFFended bu material which depicts men’s torture by women: it is another unequal, exploitive image that I want to see eliminated. Obviously, men must also reclaim their sexuality in opposition to the porn model, or no real progress will be made. UJe will have a Further breakdown into the two warring camps, one enslaving the other en masse, the other resisting the First. In other words, “business as usual”, writ large. Bnother telling statement: “The power OFsex comes From within and not by dominating others. UJomen (emphasis added) can choose to 1 love women and/or men.” Rre men given the same option? Why are they so conspicuous by their absence in your call For social change? fire they beyond redemption? Not even Not A love Story triesto tell that worn out tale. “Contrary to popular belief, those who vigorously oppose pornography do not all belong to the moral majority.” Granted, but neither are they all women, not are they all pro-censorship. It has become chic, especially in “educated’ circles, to link an anti-porn stance with a pro-censorship one. This is the profile given the media attention, the neat, packageable angle that looks good under bold headlines. A bondage of the mind. Some of the great dissenters From this opinion are, indeed, solid feminists. Varda Burstyn, Toronto-based writer and lecturer, is a leading Figure in this movement. She has edited a recent book on the subject. One of the main tenets of her argument is that the same patriarchal system which perpetuates and tolerqtes pornography, can hardly be relied on to censor material in the interest of the feminist perspective. 6 good example is the constant harassment of the gay liberation magazine, Body Politic. ’ I don’t know Strachan. I don’t know how she really feels about men’s responsibility for porn, and their role in rectifying this social mess. But taking her words as they appeared, Strachan is as much of a sexist in her belief about men’s reformability, as porn is in its subjugation of Todd Schneider ;y
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lt’s taken me close to Four years to understand the place of the Imprint on campus. It is one OFthe last bastions OFthe “hippie” era. In the 68-74 period when this campus was the hotbed of (I don’t want to say radicalism; I don’t want to say Freedom; what I want to say is both those things in another way: a shift in the oower relationshioI- between -student and just about everybody). ’ ln that period were Formed a triumvirate: the Campus Centre Board, Integrated Studies, and the collectively run Chevron. The Camous Centre Board, an organization OF students running their own centre in thsir own interests, was disbanded by the administration and replaced by an advisory group. Next - Integrated Studies, aFter a long battle is Facing its demise or significant and unnecessary structural changes designed to shiff the Focus of power yet again, From the individual student to the administration. What’s IeFt - (no pun intended) - ’IS the Imprint. A student organization where everyone gets a vote and where everyone can tell the editor (even inchieF) where to go. It is an organization where you don’t have authority bu virtue OF position but because OFthe respect you can command (because OF your actions, your reasoning, your knowledge). The true Forum OFstudent ideas - *rt is now out OFstep with these times. When I return to this campus in ten years, the trees will be more majestic, there will be more buildings, but a keu inqredient to the atmosphere of the campus will be gone - collectively-run student organizations. The heights OF learning will have been razed For the Flat expanse of education. I don’t want to eulogize. Not now - I wish to celebrate what the Imprint and those who have worked on it have done over the years. The Imprint was: Dan Ayad, Dave Berman, Peter Saracino, Rnna lehn, Mike Ferrabee, Ed KristoFek, George Elliott Clarke, Todd Schneider, Policies and Procedures meetings, Richard Van Buskirk, Jim Kinney, Stephen Motluk, Pam Kinney and many more OFuou that have a more fleeting place in my memory. In the oFFice, here I am, truing to write some signiFicant ending to my last article. What’s signiFicant, though, in terms of the rest of the “triumvirate” in terms of this newspaper, and in more personal terms is that Four years later I’m still here giving out change For Campus Events. Thank you, Imprint, thank uou, Friends. Paul Z6mokhol
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Being a triumvirate OF scholars, uou are dangerous but belovec mortals. You analyze before you act and act beFore uou doubt. YOL accomplish miracles with uour stunning rhetoric. You study history until it is more important to uou than air, stuFFinc your bookcases with the best writing bu the best thinkers. You share nothing but your discourse - which is brilliant. Your logic systems are threaded like a theatre’s light panel. You illuminate only what is impor. tant, casting all else into shadowy obscurity. Marxism becomes uou, as do Catholicism, Protestantism, Islam and the dualities OFsex and death. Sleeping in libraries or motoring to rivers to retrieve glasses or munching hot potatoes, uou possess the innate calm OF the wise. No crisis is irresolvable. Some call you “propagandists“, but you laugh and prove them to be Fools, coiling them in the barbed-wire OFtheir own thorn9 questions. You strive For perFection, making plain the way of a man with a maid, the way OFa maid with a man. You are travellers, moving From schools in Egypt to schools in Quebec, touring the red-light district OFAmsterdam and the Front-lines of Israel, driving into tank Formations in Ulashington, District of Calumny. You have taken pilgrimages of the heart, going where love demands: New Zealand, Nova Scotia, Palestine. You have argued passionately with bureaucrats and won, taking your Freedom by reason and moral codes. You know how to handle weapons, but all you choose to use are your pens. You have Flown jet Fighters and shot deer in cold blood, but now you draw beads on corrupt’ ideologies of oppression and riddle them with doubt. There is no tyrant who can bluFF,intimidate, or threaten you. You are the. Finest products of education: crrtrcar, eloquent, articulate, splendidly intelligent. Your analyses are correct. You have been tailed by spies For publishing reports on defense department spending in universities, For travelling in the Middle East, For critiquing capitalist organization by using Christian principles. You are magniFicent threats to “normalcy”, “business as usual”. Your arguments sway assemblies, control meetings, decide elections. You have been presidents, representatives, counsellors. You use power both sparingly and wisely. ,l am honoured by your Friendship. We have discussed strategy, secrets, love. UJe have transFormed what we sought to transform (Imprint), making an intellectual “man” out of a comic book “Mat”. UJe leave the paper revived From its moribund design and interests. You are thinkers, planners, devout believers, writers, and politicians, you - Ahab Rbdel-Rziz; James KaFieh, and Doug Thompson - are the the salt and pepper OFthe earth. You should be toasted with wine all OF sour natural days. You deserve all OFGod’s blessings. -.aOsorgs Elliott Clarke
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You are the BeautiFul Ones, disputing every gospel truth, mixing v wine with theology, rum with politics, beer with history. Uncorrupted by pernicious rationalism, you have remained Free to criticize, to analuze, to 0 ofFer the soil OF intellect the meltwater OF thought: clear, cool, pure. All night, you laboured over light-tables to produce axioms, maxims, Dadaist poems, Following the spiritualism OFcaFFeine,’tobacco, alcohol, cold chicken, mortiFyin not the Flesh but the soul, inside the monas-+ teries OF revelation: newspaper oFFice, sunny lounge, the hall OF the humanities. You impregnated video display terminals with uour strange, inviolate thoughts that bore documents of dissidence, hated bu Allison. 0 And when dawn Flared bright with its inFerno of daisies, you danced to saxophone under an apple tree and shouted poetry to the deaF,l and tapped out square universe. Then, you bowed to typewriters essays against Rargain Harold imperialism and Burger King Fascism and mannequin sexism, praying For the Revolution OFlove. You are renaissance beats, the new new left, bohemians hunching ever broadsheets printed with absolute insurrection, the soul songs OF subversion. You make things happen, conFounding tyrants who push, their subjects like little boys prodding turtles - and with the same: Failure. You gathered on streetcorners to croon Malcolm Xmas carols or in studios to belt our punk anthems ofrpnarchism. You went on Fishing trips to strip joints, sampling archaeology in the Field, the anthropology OF capitalism; yet, you were scientists, not sexists. You made love with French women in hotels OFromance or married your true loves or were unlucky in love most OF the time. Yet, you humned love, From exuberant dawn to ecstatic dusk, along the Seine, L along laurel Creek, along the Welland Canal! You cast postcards to the wind and drove through miles of summer-golden wheat to country taverns OF Waylon Jennings music and Mennonite women demure like’ sombre, black butterFlies. You played ~war games, remembering Amerikkka’s deFeat in Viet Nam, Nixon’s armageddon in newsprint, and the NDP’s retreat on the National Question. You master strategists, quoting Mao (“War is an extension OFpolitics; politics is an extension of war”), outwitted Allison and confounded Ukight. You are Fearless geniuses. lovers of liberty, poets, theorists, democrats, naturalists, deFenders ‘of the press, critics OF both socialism and capitalism, uou - Peter 0 Saracino, Paul Zemokhol, and Todd Schneider - are the liberators of consciousness, the apostles OF love, the reporters OF art and beauty. I am exhilarated by your Friendship. lo, we; the Group OF four, have won the dau. Everything we set out to accomplish with that once-bland, once-cowardly, once-ignored, -paper, Imprint, we have. We leave it in a better moral condition than when we Found it. You are the BeautiFul Ones, the bearers of the “New Order” Grorg6 Qlliott Clark6
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The word Islam is derived from the Arabic root “SLM” which means, among other things, peace, purity submission and obedience. In the religious seme the word Islam means submission to the Will of God and obedience to His Law. The connection between the original and the religious meanings of the wordis strong and obvious. Onlythroughsubmissionto the Will of God and by obedience to His Law can one achieve true peace and enjoy lasting purity. Some outsiders call our religion “Mohammedan&m” and address the believers in Islam as “Mohammedans”. The Muslims both rqject and protest the use of these words. If our faith is classifi.ed as Mohammedanism and if we are called Mohammedans, there will be seriously wrong implications. This misnomer implies that the religion takes its name after a mortal being, namely, Muhammad and that Islam is no more than another “ism” just like Judaism, Hinduism, Marx&m, etc. Another wrong implication of this misnomer is that outsiders might think of the Muslims, whom they caXl Mohammedans, as worshippers of Muhammad or as believers in him in the same way as Christians, for example, believe in Jesus. A further wrong implication is that the word Mohammedan&m rnay mislead the outsider and make him think that the religion is founded by Muhammad andtherefore takes its name after the founder. All these implications are seriously wrong or at best misleading. Islam is not just another “ism”. Nor do Muslims worship Muhammad or look upon him the same way as Christians, Jews, Hindus, Marxists, etc., look upon their respective leaders. The Muslims worship God alone. MB was only a mortal being commissioned by God to teach the word of God and lead an exemplary life. He stands in history as the best model for man in piety and perfection, He is living proof of what man can be and of what he can accomplish in the realm of excellence and virtue. Moreover, the Muslims do not believe that Islam was founded by Muhammad, although it was restored by him in the last stage of religious evolution. The original founder of Islam is no other than God Himself, and the date of the founding of Islam goes back to the age of Adam. Islam has existed in one form or another all along from the beginning and will continue to exist till the end of time. The true name of the religion, then, is Islam and those who follow it are Muslims. Contrary to popular misconceptions, Islam or submission to the Will of God, together with obedience to His Law, does not mean in any way loss of individual freedom or surrender to fatalism. Anyone who thinks or believes so has certainly failed to understand the true meaning of Islam and the concept of God in Islam. The concept of God in Islam describes Him as the Most Merciful and Gracious, and the Most Loving and most concerned with the well-being of man, and as Full of Wisdom and care for His Creatures. Hi Will, accordingly, is a Will of Benevolence and Goodness, and whatever Law He prescri’tres must be in the best intere@ of mankind When the civilized people abide by the laws of their countries, they are considered sound citizens and honest members of their respective societies. No responsible person would say that such . people lose their freedom by their obedience to the Law. No rational being would think or believe for a moment that such law-abiding people are fatalists and helpless. Similarly, the person who submits to the Will of God, which is a good Will, and obeys the Law of God, which is the best Law, is a sound and honest person. He is gaining protection of his own r@ht&i, showing genuine respect for the rights of others, ea0y-in.g a high degree of responsible; creative freedom. Submission TVthe good Will of God, therefore, does not take away or curtail individual freedom On the contra@, it gives freedom of a high degree in abundant
I heard that the occidental husband and wife profess their affection at least three times a day to each other. They do this ‘J1 the morning, in the afternoon and at night although they have been married for a long time, they always say “I love you, darling.” Every day, as often as they have meals. The expression of love does not take into account time or place, people express their affections of old people or in front of strangers. Unlike occidentals, Koreans think it is shameful to express their affection directly. According to tradition, we people think it is avirtucor a noble trait to suppress or conceal emotion. Our grand-parents and parents are not tola OI our reelings. Although it is the era of free love in the western world, the traditional idea still remains in the mind of our young people. One of my elders who married for love, during his honeymoon, asked his wife “I have never heard you say, ‘I love you’, since we began to go five years ago. Would you say it to commemorate our marriage?“, he urged, but she was unable to say it; she thought that her husband was frivolous to give her such a suggestion. Finally, I heard that they have
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measures. It frees the mind from superstitions and fills it with truth. It frees the soul from sin and wrong and quickens it with goodness and purity. It frees the self from vanity and greed, from envy and tension, from fear and insecurity. It frees man from subjugation to false deities and low desires, and unfolds before him the beautiful horizons of goodness and excellence. According to Islam, everything in the world, or every phenomenon other than man is administered by God-made
gotten a divorce. I do only reason. Why should it be that difficult to say it out loud, “I love you)‘, to a loving person? I have been surprised again at the dark tradition which has permeated our oriental brains and bodies. One of the western scholars suggested that western culture is external culture and activity, eastern culture is internal culture and tranquil&y. Throughout the generations intheorient, one very important cbmmon idea has been “expressing mind by mind”, which means that to understand each other mind-by-mind without having to say anything. Indirect expression is commonly used rather than the direct method, or expression through talking or gest’uring. I have been in a predicament since the beginning of school in September. I have been falling passionately in love with a girl. But I have never said anything to the one with whom I am smitten, even though I see her every day in the same school and in the same class. I have tried so rnw times to ask her for a date but my mouth was frozen. ..f...., 5$ ..f’55571.55‘.5........................ .............5... .p-2.. .,..<5.. z... ........._...............5..-...-i.-i. ...-.. .........-...a .....,...... .....-..A..*....C. .-...a ....-.........................................” ...........-.............................5.” ..............................f............................................... .............5s.. ....-..... ...5-...-.55-...5....~...._
Laws. This rnakes the entire physical world necessarily obedient to God and submissive to His Laws, which, in turn, means that it is in a state of Islam, or it is Muslim. The physical world has no choice of its own. It has no voluntary course to follow on its own initiative but obeys the Law of the Creator, the Law of Islam or submission. Man alone is singled out as being endowed with intelligence and the power of making choices. And because man possesses the qualities of intelligence and choice he is invited to submit to the good Will of God and obey His Law. When he does choose the course of submission to the Law of God, he will be making harmony between himself and all the other elements of Nature, which are by necessity obedient to God He will be consistent with the truth and in harmony with all the other elements of the universe. But if he chooses disobedience he will deviate from the R@ht Path and will be inconsistent. Besides, he will incur the displeasure and punishment of the Law-Giver. Because Islam means submission to the Good will of God and obedience to His Beneficial Law, and because this is the essence of the message of all God-chosen messengers, a Muslim accepts all the prophets previous to Muhammad without discrimination He believes that all those prophets of God and their faithful followers were Muslims, and that their religion was Islam, the only true universal religion of God (Quar’an, 2:128-140; 3:78-85; 17:4244; 31:22; 42:13). For centuries, many Westerners held and propagated the idea that the Muslims worshipped Muhammed, whose religion was caslled Mohammedan&m and whose followers were known in the West as Mohammedans. Then it somehowbecame apparent to those Westerners that the Muslims worshipped Allah, a “deity of sorts”. The fact is that the Musljms never worshipped Muhammad or any other human being. They have always believed that Muhammad was a mortal like the numerous prophets before him, and it is the highest tribute to humanity that a man could achieve the most exalted status of prophethood. The Muslims believe that Muhammad was the last,.not the only prophet, who reinforced and immortalized the eternal message of God to mankind This message was revealed by God to many prophets of different nations at different times, including Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, David, Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad (peace be upon them). What is more important is that the Muslims believe in them without discrimination against any. Because of their universal outlook and cosmopolitan orientation, the Muslims sorrowfully consider it an unfortunate misnomer to call them Mohammedans and their faith Mohammedanism. The Muslims do not think of themselves as a racial or ethnic group with any exclusive monopolies. Their religion is not named after a man or place; it is transcendent and atemporal. The proper name of the religion is Islam and its followers are properly called. Muslims. In the religious context, the word Islam means submission to the will of God and obedience to God’s Law. ’ The will of God is defined by the Koran as good and compassionate, and His law as the most beneficient and equitable. Any human being who so submits and obeys is, therefore, a Muslim in a moral state of Islam. It is in this sense that the Koran calls Abraham and all authentic prophets Muslims and designates their religions by one and the same title?, namely Islam. Hence, the Muslim is not only a follower of Mu: +mrnad exclusively; he also follows Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and thz rest of God’s messengers. Finally, the work Allah in Islam simply but most emphatically k2lean.s the One and only Eternal God, Creator of the universe, Lord of all lords, and King of all kings. The only unforgivable sin in Islam is the belief in any deity besides or other than God. The most co-on daily prayer among Muslims is: “In the name of God, the most compassionate, the most merciful.”
I frequently hung tiround her locker to ask for a date, but I had no courage and my heart was either e and was making my stretched shirt shake, or electrified, shocked. When she was leaving, shaking a gusset, I gazed at her back Then I move my heavy feet toward my home, her charming, smiling image following me, haunting me. As I do my homework, her smiling face, arched eyebrows, white neck, and beautiful hand appear before me. Her lips are like a moist cheery; her eyes are like a deep blue lake; her thin waist and long, rippling hair appear on my book, or on the dishes during my meals. If she was absent from the class, my mind filled with her picture, I felt as if G heart would rend “Trying to forget is very h&d, and trying not to think creates only more thought.” Although I care for her passionately, why can’t I say it aloud easily? How long have I kept my feelings to myself? Now the school days are almost at an end, if Mw passes, she has to leave me, when June comes, I have to miss her. How heartless, merciless, and hopeless this love is! One Korean verse says that separating from loving creation is one bf the sufferings of
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The Archie Shepp trio came to Toronto last Thursday and played an exciting two sets of fairly mainstream jazz to a packed house at Larry’s Hideaway. Professor Shepp (he teaches jazz studies and black music at the University of Massachusetts) was one of the leaders of the avant-garde
movement of. the sixties, along with Cecil Taylor, Ornette Coleman and John Coltrane.
could pick out the names, Herman Wright on bass and Ray Barnes on drums.
Shepp has toned down the freer aspects of his music, perhaps a result of his age, but he still injects a healthy dose of the avant-garde into his playing. Along with him on tenor and soprano saxes, the band consisted of, as far as I
The first set consisted of mainly original numbers and featured some blues vocals from Shepp, who at one point read some of his poetry. (Shepp is also a playwright.) In the record set the trio played a good number of stiards, including an
amazing version of “Nights in Tunisia”. Over the years, Shepp has developed a rather distinctive style; his solos consist generally of short “belches” of notes, beginning and ending abruptly. Occasionally, he picked up his soprano and breathed heavily into it, producing intermittent notes. The
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It is that, at split the’arbitrary “one” at “one” -- which, supposedly, is almost A given point in time, new things did not exist but old things, zero, but is not. What is smaller than that ultimate “one”? they acquire existence and start to grow old. (Like hardcore Nothing* punk, heavy metal, Madonna, the IDEA of a “star wars defence And it can go the opposite way, too -- which is still only ONE system”, you name it; like things you don’t even know about other may (maybe). What thing -- i.e., something containing an yet.) Ask yourself, “How big is the unit of time that makes infinity of ultimate “one”‘s -- lies beyond everything, beyond the something new become old?” I’ll bet your grandfather thinks universe? Nothing. it’s a lot bigger than you do. But better still, ask yourself, “What So, nothing is both larger and smaller than anything; it both were new things, including ideas, before they were new?” The surrounds and is surrounded by everything. Which implies answer is . . ..Nothing! They did not exist! Nothing is the nothing is in you. ultimate source of all things, since ideas are things and nothing So what is nothing ? What is nothingness? The Random is the source of all new things. Descartes must have known House Dictionary, Revised edition, 1975, defines nothingness this. Why else would he have labelled the most general as, first, “lack .of being; non-existence”. But would any crossing of all his axes the origin, a visual, representation of “rational” person deny the existence of zero, or what it stands zero, and that is nothing. Even logic will tell us that nothing is for, i.e., nothing? (Note: (1) that zero exists is your first clue to completely original. Nothing is absolutely original. Can you understanding nothing: (that’s a colon) (2) nothing cannot be think of anything that has ever existed that is anything like understood rationally. Both premises imply what?) Secondly, nothing. I doubt it -- unless it’s nothing. nothing is “absence of worth or significance.” We’ll tackle that So make my day and let’s assume that nothing is the source one next, but for now, let me say that this definition reflects the of creation and that nothing lies within you. (If you’re a West’s BIG MISTAKE: assuming that nothing is worthless; RAVING Christian, just replace “nothing” with “God” all actually, nothing is very useful, if you do use it, nothing. Finally, through this essay and you’ll feel more comfortable.) Lao Tzu, according to Random House, nothing is “unconsciousness or Einstien’s mythical predecessor, gave us one of the earliest Nothing is death? Is death nothing? If the same death”. clues to the secret of creativity (there is no answer). Over 600 Christians who want to ban other so-called “sacreligious’ books years before Christ, Lao Tzu is said to have written, in The read this, they would want to ban the dictionary. (The whole Book of Tao: world SEEMSto be against THOSE Christians.) And is nothing Clay is molded into a vessel but the ultimate use of the vessel unconsciousness? That’s a hint to what part of our minds depends on the part where nothing exists... understands no-things, but unconsciousness is still something. So there is advantage in USING what can be seen, what So, is nothing something. 3 Sounds reasonable to me, but I’m exists. And there is also advantage in USING what cannot be sure the idea makes some people edgy, sceptical. That’s good, seen, what is non-existent. but relax; “Don’t be a Larry.” (Carol1 Scanlon, 1984). clue lies in the Japanese concept on “ma” ( ), or Well, let’s attack the idea that nothing is worthless. Does it Another spacing: when the Japanese arrange flowers; they arrange the make sense to say “nothing is worthless” and, implicitly, “ma”, the spacing between the flowers. Ask any Japanese “everything (which is somethng) has worth.“? lump of plasticine. We But isn’t nothing something, too? No. Nothing is a label for a florist. Think of a so-called “formless” tend toconsiderit a lump of plasticine in the shape of nothing. concept; it is not nothing, per se. But don’t all labels refer to Mold that lump into a bowl and you’ve analogously made something? And aren’t all concepts something?...and more something from nothing. Try it:aWhen Marcel Duchamps, one specific, or more and more general, but we could NOT logically of the most discussed artists of this century, made art by come to the conclusion that nothing does NOT exist. Go with your sixth sense, your intuition, NOTHING EXISTS. And so putting a urinal he had signed “R. Mutt” in a gallery, he was showing us, consciously or not, how to make something from * does everything. But we are already working on everything. Why are we ignoring nothing? The Japanese don’t ignore the nothing. But, essentially, all these examples are simply analogies to nothing. And it looks like they’re doing pretty good. Doesn’t it? express a way of thought, a philosophy of nothing. If you want (Anybody know if they’re ahead of us in everything, yet?) Face it: a well-developed intuition can understand logic, but to create an original work of art, think of what a work of art is not; try to imagine nothing; even better, try to be nothing. The logic cannot understand intuition. Did you know better you get at it, the more original you’ll become. And this professorsof formal logic always ask, “What seems intuitively If you are an economist, think of what correct?” before they tell you, “Wrong!“? It’s because they applies to everything. is net. know that you hardly every use your intuition, so the eco.nomics (And don’t be fooled by the principles of opportunity cost: probability that you’ll intuit incorrectly is pretty high. That’s the interest lost by investing your money in a non-financial just a joke. But that it is only reflects the prof’s lack of intuitive understanding. Logic is only a tool, a set of rules for playing a project, instead of financial securities, is NOT THE value of the next best use of your money; it is the relative cost of the next game. best KNOWN use of your money. And remember that there’s Aside from all I’ve said so far, who are we to emphatically Further, when you are trying to use deny the existence of nothing, especially if we can’t prove it? a log you don’t know. nothing, remember that nothing, the source of everything new Throughout history, people have FELT that nothing exists. That’s sometimes the We’ve called it a variety of labels: the unconscious, God, the has no rules, no borders, no laws. scariest part. But accept it, maintain your self-respect (or Tao, Satori, the Void, Allah, the -Absolute,... If you want more happiness, if you will), and realize that just as what separates labels, see Roget’s Thesaurus under the entries “Deities” or positive and negative is nothing, nothing is what separates good “Mythical and Polytheistic Gods and Spirits”. We’ve shouted “Eureka?” or “Satori!” when we’ve discovered something from from bad. But remember: whenever you create something from nothing. Einstein showed us that nothing is absolute and nothing, you create BOTH a new something and a new everything is relative. Lao Tzu told us that 2500 years earlier. nothing. What lies between something and itself? Nothing. THAT’S PROGRESS!: coming to understand how to use Try it with the plasticine. A bowl is still not a cup. But, further, nothing. whenever you create something from nothing, you destroy the I just thought I’d remind you. old nothing, irreplaceably (for you at least).So be considerate of And therein lies the danger of rationalism: it tends, through nothing and you’ll be creative. its terminology, to make us forget that everything is relative. A tribute to Hunter S. Thompson, who said “When the going The word “conclusion” has a ring of finality to it. And when you add “rational” to “conclusion”, you seemingly add authority to gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.” Andy Marshall that finality. But only nothing is absolute. Maybe. copyright 1985 ’
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When the radio went off early Saturday morning, my first thought was, why? As in why am I getting out of my nice warm to go running around on the frozen wastelands of Columbia Field at this Godforsaken hour. The answer was quite simple, to play rugby with the boys. Now to many of you that may sound incredibly silly but, to me, it was enough. The only warmth to be found was in the jokes, comments and abuse from my teammates and friends. This morning's workout would be a chance to renew friendships, regain lost touches, stretch the muscles, especially the vocal chords, and ease our bodies back into shape. bed
It would be like spring training, save that we would be missing 3 few things: the sun, the warm weather, the palm trees, the Fishing, the golf, not to mention the beaches. The boys are playing NCAA Champions Harvard in six weeks and they want to
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3 feel for the leather. I tagged along at the end of the line with Ti-inny and Stoner dropping as many balls as we caught. After the warm-up run, the real fun began with Bob Picken’s comprehensive stretching program. First, Dan Ingoldsby, and hen Gleb Harper, began firing verbal darts at unsuspecting argets. It wasn’t long before the jokes and abuse were really lowing. If it had been anyone else I might have felt sorry, but Door Neil Dundas deserved everything he got. The bulk of the-practice time was spent playing tough rugby. 3f the four teams, Phil White’s was possibly the classiest and tithout a doubt the oldest. This collection of seasoned veterans, ncluding Flash Hooey and Jimbo Allen, destroyed all comers to zapture the unofficial championship. Seeing him dance and jump around the field, it is hard to ealize that Phil has been involved with university rugby for nearly 3 decade. Isn’t it amazing what a little Grecian Formula will do?! The more we played the better we got. Old skills emerged and he timing improved as the rust was removed. The ball sped ‘ram one side of the field to the other. The games, that began as static and slow, became smooth
lowing, exciting and tremendously exhausting. Jim Allen summed it up for everyone when after helping score a beautiful :ry he remarked, “After a play lilke that you remember why we glay this game”. The weather didn’t seem that bad while playing, but once the qail struck, it was obviously time to go home. The practice was over but the memories will remain. Memories not only of Saturday’s practice but of two years nvolvement
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by Rob Stevenson Imprint staff The Twenty-fourth Annual Athletic Awards Banquet for the University of Waterloo was held Friday, March 22 at the Waterloo Motor Inn. Most of the awards were presented to athletes deemed most valuable to their particular team, in addition to several major awards. A happy hour and dinner preceded the awards ceremony which, despite a rapid pace, lasted close to two hours. The major awards were presented at the end of the program. The Totske Trophy for the outstanding male athlete of the year was awarded to water polo player/coach John Saabas, for contributions to the UW athletic program through skill, sportsmanship, citizenship, and academic proficiency. Saabas was an OUAA West Division all-star in all five of his seasons at U W, while being named team MVP three times and becoming the second leading scorer in UW history with 229 goals. The Dean of Women’s Award to the outstanding female athlete of the year went to nordic skier.Jocelyn Piercy. Piercy played an important part in five consecutive OWIAA titles for the Nordic Athenas as a skier and this past year as co-coach as well. Piercy also competed as a cross country runner for five years. The Imprint Coach-of-the-Year award was presented to program in Phys Ed which later grew into the HKLS faculty. Athena field hockey and curling coach, Judy McCrae. In her He helped compose the school song, “The Black and White and 13th season as coach, McCrae led the Athenas to second place Gold” and was involved in the planning of the Columbia OWIAA and six place CIAU finishes in field,hockey while her Icefield. curlers captured second in the OWIAA for the second year in a , Another inductee was Dick Aldridge, an outstanding athlete row. IT at U W in the early sixties who went on to a ten year career in the She is also staff co-ordinator for the men’s badminton and CFL. He was captain of the basketball team for three years and women’s squash teams and wins the award for her committment remains 13th on the list of all-time scorers at U W. He captained to the physical and mental well-being of athletes at UW. the football team for two years and is still second in all-time The J.O. Hemphill award for outstanding contribution by a scoring here. training, or student in Intercollegiate Administration, Claudia E. Cronin Schlote was also inducted; she was coach/ management of a men’s athletic team was awarded to co- instrumental in bringing the CIAU Swimming championship to winners Mark H ouseman and Tom Valcke. H ouseman boasted Waterloo in 1975-76 by winning two events in CIAU record extensive acomplishments including president of the Men’s times which still stand. She later coached UW for three years, Intercollegiate Council (MIC) for the past two years, while being named CIAU Coach-of-the-Year in 1976-77, and Valcke was noted for his efforts as business manager for the continues to be an excellent coach of amateur swimmers. Warriors basketball team. The following are the MVP award winners from each LIW For the first time, the Director’s Award for administrative varsity team. In some cases co-winners are named; some terms contribution to women’s athletics went, not to a student, but to also recognize outstanding rookies (R). co-winners Helen Gordon (synchronized swimming coach) and Alan Adamson (track & field head coach). Both are leaving the Warriors university after five years here and will be missed greatly for Basketball - Randy Norris, Peter%avich. (R) - 1 om Schneider, CrOSS-Country Claudia E. Cronin Schlote was also inducted; she was running - Rob Hardy. (R? - Kevin Shields, Football - Pat Marchione, Perry instrumental in bringing the CIAU Swimming championship to Stoneman. LINEMEN Pete Callaghan. (R) - Alan Rothwell. Ciolf - Dave Hemmerich. Forster and Murray Lewis. Among Forster’s many Hockey - Peter Crquse. (R) - Jeff Brazeau. Rugby - Mark Allison. Dave Lum qualifications were his position as soccer representative on the Kong., Alpine Skiing - Gord Wiseman, Nordic Skiing - Marcus Boyle, Soccer MIC and concession manager for the past two years. Lewis has l‘om Abbot, Peter Qardiner. (R) - Larry Quarshie, Swimming 2%Diving - Steve Dodge, l‘rack & Field - Harvey Mitro. (R) -Tim collins, Volleyball -Owen Jones, acted as student trainer for the Warrior football team for three Water Polo - John Saabas, Wrestling - Abe Bueckert years and was athletic therapy co-ordinator for the team last Athenas . year. basketball - Kim Rau, Field Hockey - Beth Kewley. Alpine Skiing - Maureen The recently formed UW Athletic Hall of Fame welcomed Elliott, Nordic Skiing Piercy. Squash - Brenda Hoffman, Synchronizcd three new members. The late Dr. K.D. Fryer was inducted for Swimming ---B6tty-Ann- Jocelyn Kanters. Swimming & Diving - Kate Moore, l‘rack & his extensive contributions to athletics at UW beginning in Field - Sylvia Malgady-Forgrave, Cross-country running - Maureen Summers, 1959. He assisted the initiation of a one-year graduate degree Volleyball - Dena Deglau, Ann Jordan, Outers: Mike Weurich, Jamie Morgan, Bill Elgie, Don Williams, and Susan Sirrs Skiing: Mike Ellis, Ron Klicka, and Nicholas Reinhardt Table Tennis: Yih-Ju Leo Weight Training: Kevin Welsh
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That’s all folks - the season’s over. Of the 46 teams who started the term, here are the four champions and finalists. A Division: Bombers: champions, Carpet Crawlers: finalists, B Division: SJC Blue Demons: champions, Screaming Stemmers: finalists, C Division: Magic Rats: champions, Warpigs: finalists, D Division: E.S. Express: champions, Styx: finalists. Before a final wrapup, here in my view were a few of the past term’s The season is over, the playoffs are finished, and there is not any highlights: Highest scoring in one game: Bombers, 19; Tinamou Tribe, basketball left unless you are a rat ball player. A total of six championship 1. Most goals scored in five games played: Bombers, 47. Least goals teams have bragging rights in the PAC, as well as the finalists, who all allowed in five games played: SIC Blue Demons, four. Highest goal played as well as they could in their respective championship games. scorers: A League: Ralph Boerke, Bombers, B League: Dave The A final saw On Probation defend its title against the Misfits. The Marchment, Amoeba’s in Action. Most fans at one game: seven, at EA Misfits played a tight zone and hoped Doug Grittani would miss his Alumni vs Civicious. Best games: A League: Bombers, 3 -Who Cares, 2. outside shots as they were concerned with On Pro’s inside game. B League: Magic Rats, 6 Screaming Stemmers, 6. Most surprising However, Grittani did not miss, as much as On Pro posted a 5540 win for team: the Slimers qualified for B Division playoffs and forced number the fifth championship in a row. one-ranked SJC Blue Demons into overtime before losing 3-2 in the The Bl championship pitted a running team, Dr. Jeds vs. a brute force closest game of the playoffs. Major upsets: Carpet Crawlers, 2 - Who and ignorance type of squad, the Basketcases. In the end, ignorance Cares 1, A semi-final, Slimers 6 - Civicious 1, B quarter-final, E.S. Express prevailed because the Basketcases routed the Jeds 56-43. the Basketcases were led by Steve? and Tony? (How about putting your last 3 - Hell’s Accountants 1, D semi-final. Best playmaking team: Bombers. Most enthusiastic team: Team Ream - proved you don’t even have to win names on the scoresheet?). Steve Baker led the Horse Puckies to a 57-41 in in the B2 a game to have a good time. Best hustling teams: A League: Who Cares, Runners-up Bombers, Winter Hawks, B League: Screaming championship, scoring 17 points, 13 in the second half. Sammy would Stemmers, Runners-up Amoeba’s in Action, SJC Ballers. Most like to congratulate Mike Parkhill for scoring four points and the persistent players: A League: John Volpe, Winter Hawks, Runners-up Debauchers for keeping it close in the first half, what happened in the Rob Visser, Who Cares, Bob Balcharis, Bombers. B League: Stu Craig, second half? Screaming Stemmers, Runners-up Robin Empey, SJC Ballers, Jeff In by far the closest game of all finals, the Astronauts edged the Wormwald, Amoeba’s in Action. Special mention: Alison Brown, the spirited Civillian’s 42-38 for the B3 bragging rights. Despite Mark only female player in the league, playing for St. Paul’s and scoring two Pompetzki’s 24 points for the Civillians, the hustle and determination of goals. the Astronauts was the key factor in deciding this contest. Finally, a special thanks to all those volunteers who came out to Walking Wounded crunched the Killer Squad 58-36 to take the B4 time/score keep. An anonymous and sometimes thankless job I know, honours, as Duffy Knox found a shooting touch and buried 21 points to but one which was greatly appreciated by all those involved in the sport: effectively destroy the Squad’s confidence. Tom Erling also chipped in players, referees, and administration alike. To all those back for another 18 points for the Wounded. round next fall - see you then and to those moving on - I hope this league The battle of the undefeated teams in C league saw Buckyland completely dominate Hawaii West 5-O as they whipped them 45-32. _ gave something worth remembering. Buckyland, that group of characters that participate in all sports, deserve recognition as a team that just maybe, should move up to the B league ranks next year. Sammy would also like to take this chance to thank some key people On behalf of all the participants, a special and personal “thank you” to who helped the league run so smoothly over the year. Tom Valcke, Paul the conveners of competitive leagues; these individuals are Susan Yun, Trahan and Dave Hollingshead were the referees in charge, Sandy Mark Nathanie,.,Anna daSilva, Sue DeNure, Glenn Hauer and Al Bozek Townsend provided literary criticism, Al Jones and Peter Hopkins kept for scheduling six leagues, over 600 league games and 120 playoff Sammy versed on ranking procedure, Lynn Montag did a great job doing finals, declaring 19 different champions, and involving over 2000 everything, and finally Mary DeMelo and Leslie Slack, Sammy’s editors, participants in the C-R competitive league without a hitch - WOW! What along with Imprint, who kept Sammy in tune with the world of an effort! Way to Go! journalism!
Sammy’s Report on Sport
Club Executives: Volunteers Over thirteen club programs involved close to eleven hundred people each term, whether it be skiing, skydiving or sailing. They quietly organized their own programs, trips, instructional sections, equipment rentals, showed films, conducted competitions and arranged a few ‘pot luck suppers. These leaders are a rare breed who volunteered their time and expertise to coordinate their club programs. They are, in the true sense, volunteers. On behalf of their members and Campus Recreation, special thanks to: Archery: Steve Czapor Gymnastics: Kendall Krik Curling: Nancy Lawler, Geoff Musgrove, and Scott Keeler Equestrian: Jan Baas and Lisa Martin Fencing: David Hudson Martial Arts: Allan Evans and Paul Fox Skydiving: Wayne Davis
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but it would also ease the tight that currently job market exists for entertainers in the K-W area. Bob Milliken Harry Van Drunen To the editor: I would like to alert thase students who have “incompletes” in course work with me to the following: I will be away during 1985-86; consequently, anyone who wishes his/her grade changed must have papers in by the end of July, 1985. Stan Fogel ’ St. Jerome’s College
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