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Non-confidence vote defeated, by Rick Nigel Imprint staff

A motion of non-confidence in Student Federation President Sonny Flanagan was defeated at last Sunday’s Students’ Council, meeting. The non-confidence vote arose out of allegations made by Dwayne Heppner, who resigned as chairman of external liaison on June 30. Heppner told Council that he had lost confidence in the president and that councilors should “send a clear signal that all is not as it should be in the Federation executive because of the incompetent and inept leadership of Sonny Flanagan.” He felt that Flanagan had meddled in the affairs of the Board of External Liaison and had not properly consulted the Federation Executive on important issues. In particular, Heppner cited the “prejudice (Flanagan) exhibited toward the Canadian Federation of Students,” which he felt did not represent U W’s Federation position. As well, he thought that Flanagan had undermined his attempts to establish a representative council of UW, Laurier and Conestoga College students and had failed to properly defend student rights at the Board of Governors meeting which approved the implementation of mandatory computer fees. Heppner said that Flanagan’s actions had “squelched” his enthusiasm for the job. Although Flanagan said he did not want to turn the non-confidence debate into a “pissing match,” he proceeded to do so anyway. He said that Heppner was not given a stipend for the month of May because he thought that

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Heppner’s month-end-report was “a crock of shit.” Flanagan also said that Heppner did not put enough effort into the job and that Heppner’s complaints against him were “very petty and not

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serious enough to bring down an elected president.” -“Mistakes have been m::de,” Eianagan admitted, “but not enough for a non-confidence

motion (to pass).” In the ensuing debate, Flanagan was defended by councilors Mark McKay (vice-president for operations and finance), Dave Lawson (creative arts board chairman) and Linda Tranter (Independent Studies representative). Lawson said that Flanagan has “a totally honest approach (and) to make Sonny Flanagan into a Tom Allison (former: Fed President) is a grave error.” The non-confidence motion was eventually defeated 12-2, with 3 abstentions. Council also heard from another executive member who resigned. Kate Krug said she resigned as Women’s Commissioner because of an illness which was compounded “by an unwillingness of the Federation Executive to support the Women’s Commission.” She added that the only men on the executive who gave unqualified support to her efforts were Sonny Flanagan and Dave Lawson. In other business, Council: -approved in principle a plan by U W architect Larry Richards for $30,000 worth ot renovations to the Bombshelter. -received copies of the Housing Issues Committee’s proposal for townhouses on the nor?h campus. -formed a committee to investigate the plausibility of a Student Labour Serbice at uw. -decided to oppose the holding of the Miss Oktobertest Beauty Pageant on campus. -formed a committee to develop and monitor the progress of‘ a Charter of Student Rights. -and formed a committee to review ail Federation policy.

Computer service fee opposed:

GSA considers court injunction by Stephen Ditner

Student organizations across campus are expressing their opposition to the implementation of computer service fees for the fall of 1985. Among the suggested avenues of protest is a court injunction, being considered by the Graduate Student Association. The university faces a $1 million deficit in the coming year and plans to recoup some of the shortfall through the implementation of ‘the computer fees. UW President Doug Wright says that students must share the burden of the deficit because of government underfunding of postsecondary education. Included in the fall fee the computer statements, service fee will be levied against all students regardless of their faculty and subsequent use of computer equipment. Though the fee has been scaled to lessen the indiscriminate nature of the

decision, the fact remains that many students will not use computers at all, though they have paid for the privilege. The computer fee raises an important question, and establishes a potentially dangerous precedent: Does an administration have the right to finance a specific program at the expense of the entire student population? According to Wright, the move was necessary for several reasons. He expressed his conviction that for no reason should the progress made in the field of computer research and innovation by the university be compromised. He added that had the UW Board of Governors chosen not to proceed with the fee, he would have been forced to trim costs elsewhere, which would have meant reducing staff and services around campus. Wright also voiced his view that rising computer costs are a result of progress, and that such

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Response to the fee has been largely negative, with student organizations expressing their concern that the fee represents a foreboding precedent: administrations taxing the student body for debts incurred by specific Federation oi programs. Students President Sonny Flanagan voiced his opinion that the fee was simply a ploy to circumvent the tuition ceilings set earlier in the year by the Ministry of Colleges and Universities. Becaupe not all the students are computer users, the fee cannot be viewed as a user fee. It must be tuition, he reasons. Spearheading the opposition to the fee is the Graduate Student Association, who have chosen to refer to the fee as a tuition increase, and recently passed a motion making their position official. GSA

Swami Chinmayananda

conducted a spiritual retreat at UW for 120 seekers of truth. Youth are warned against “gold-blindness”. -.---p. 2

Sexism at UW?

Only 2% of senior profs at UW are women. The average is worse than at other universities and the spur behind a new committee at UW. I

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President Patricia Liles said that her organisation was considering seeking a court injunction against the university, and is consulting the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) on the matter and lobbying against the fee. OF‘S fieldworker Don Millar said that the computer fee at UW represents “the most dramatic across the board increase” in incidental fees that he is aware of, and added that the OFS would begin a campaign of lobbying and would seek financial support from other student associations to cover possible legal costs. Millar was on the campus for several days last week and outlined his organization’s plans to see that a ceiling is placed on incider.;al fees. Without. it, says Mlllar, .,. .I’ exisrmg tuition celllngs are a “farce”. OFS officials met M ith new Ontario Minister of Colleges and Unikcrsities Greg Sorbara, on July 24, and voiced their opposition to UW’S computer fees.

A MathSoc - sponsored “car smash” last Wednesday raised just under $100 for OXFAM. At $1 for three bits, students were able to vent pre-exam frustrations on an already deceased Datsun. Photo

Rights

Or Bri&geS? Yoshioka and Thompson have at it over minority rights.. . or are they privileges? P* 5

Nuclear MAbIess? A “die-in” at the Campus Centre and a panel discussion at M & C draw attention to Alamogordo Day and SDI. . P* 7

Blyth and Stratford

are notjust ordinary towns. Folk and Jazz of a special sort shows up in summertime rural Ontario. Imprint’s reviewers were there and bring you the latest, and sometimes the greatest.

by Steven Park

Back to the Future is the hottest flick this summer, but dreamers also have Blue Turtles to think about. P* 9

The Glory and the Agony Finals wind up a busy sports

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Campus Calendar to go, the famous

Things to do, places and not-so-famous to see. P* 12 1

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Swami Chinmayananda by Karen Plosz Imprint staff

Chinmayananda:

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Village 11 was a veritable international colloquium during the week of July 6 - 14, as people of all shapes and sizes and colours arrived from as far away as California, Newfoundland and Vancouver to attend the first Chinmaya spiritual camp held in Canada. It was led by Swami Chinmayananda, an internationally recognized, academically-qualified Vedantic scholar who has lectured at major universities throughout the US, Canada and Europe, including Harvard, Yale and MIT. He is well known for his intellectual approach to religion and was described by Sulinder Malik, India’s Consul General in Canada, as a “household name in India.” The Swami is the head of the Bombay based Chinmaya Mission, which runs medical clinics, schools and other projects in India. The eight-day camp was intensive. The 120 participants - many of them families started at 5:30 a.m. and ended the day at 10 p.m. They participated in classes on the Bhagawad Geeta and the Kathopanishad, discussion groups, question and answer sessions, service projects and cultural programmes. The concluding “satsang” (question and answer period) started 45 minutes late. The audience sang while they waited for the Swami to appear, one person singing a few bars and the rest following. Leadership changed, but the chant continued. Finally, the Swami, clad in orange garments, strode to the platform at the front and sat cross-legged on a low circular table covered with a

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white tablecloth. The Swami answered questions ranging from the man-god duality, to meditation techniques and the relationship of truth to beauty, and culture to religion. He also expressed concern for the young, saying, “I hope they will not get over-fascinated by the charm of gold . . . only the dollar-blind will say there should be no religion in the

temple.” He asked the young who were diverted from the search for truth by sensuality and gold to “make a U-turn and that is all,” and added quickly, that he wished to see a closer merging of church and state in India, recommending that religion be taught in schools. The Swami had told the audience at the beginning of the camp, “The idea (of the camp) is

to bring about change - not external, but deep in yourself.” At this final session, he said playfully, “You’re going to be the swamis of the next life,” and advised them to have patience because, “it takes time for swamis to sprout.” “At certain camps you feel inspired. This is one of the most inspiring camps we have had,” he concluded.

Balance of sexes wanted committee will have a report, complete with recommendations, finished by December 3 1, 1985.” This report will be presented to UW President Doug Wright and will hopefully result in some changes. Doreen Brisbin, the Dean of Science, is the chairperson of the committee and was appointed by Dr. Wright. Other faculty members on the committee are Susan McDaniel of the sociology department, Phyllis Forsyth of classical studies, and Dorney. According to Dorney, the committee is the result of a convergence of many issues. One of the reasons for forming the committee was that “we have the perception that we don’t have enough women faculty. We feel that the proportion of women faculty is out of line with the proportion of male and female students. Approximately 50% of the students are female, therefore, we should have the same percentage of women faculty.” Dorney explains that the location of women in the

by JoAnn Hutchison Imprint staff

A committee has been formed to address the unbalanced male/ female ratio in UW faculty positions. There are presently 690 men on faculty at U W and only 64 women. Of top faculty positions, 326 are filled by men and 8 by women. Therefore women account for 9.270 of total faculty and 2.4(% of top faculty positions. In comparison, 1670 of faculty positions at W LU and 130/cat the University of Guelph are filled by women. “The Committee on Differential Recruitment of Female Faculty members is worthwhile because it’s hard to do away with half the brain of the human population,” says Lindsay Dorney, coordinator of Women’s Studies at UW. In the fall of 1985, the committee will be investigating various issues relating to female faculty members such as differential salaries, location of women in the university faculties, and women’s progress through the ranks. Dorney claims that “the

various faculties is another important reason for forming the committee.“The majority of women faculty are in the arts and there is less representation in faculties such as computer science and engineering. We need to have more women faculty in these areas, since more and more women are studying in these fields? She adds that the Women’s Movement and the Charter of Rights have helped focus attention on the issues of male/ female disparity that the committee will be examining. “Several other universities are looking at these issues. In fact, the University of Western Ontario has just finished a study on differential recruitment called the Dennis Smith Report,” says Dorney. She points out that “the number of studies in this area shows that people are thinking of ways to remedy the existing problems.” Dorney believes th\e committee is comprised of “excellent people” and she is confident that the report will be “worthwhile and useful.”

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CS to push Maple as teaching tool by J.D. Bonser Imprint staff The third floor of the Math and Computer building is humming with activity. 1t’s 11: 15 on a Tuesday morning. In the classrooms, calculus are expounding the virtues of professors integration by parts while students, functioning only on today’s second dose of caffeine, scribble notes. And in the computer rooms apprentice programmers who came before dawn to get access to a terminal, deftly type lines of IF THEN ELSE’s and DO WHILE’s to solve this week’s assignment. Meanwhile, in the new $1 million Maple lab, there is only one person using the computer - to type a letter to a friend. The other two people, in a corner of the room where the terminals have been removed, are working on Physics problems. The lab is supposed to be used by students in first year calculus and algebra courses. At present, it’s use is not compulsory. The system is available for checking answers to problems and for optional assignments. However, “the room is almost always empty,” admitted Math 130 student Patti Votary. Students can’t use the fancy new terminals for their other work, even if the other labs are full. A sign on the wall warns that those who do so will have their computer accounts deleted. “Students don’t use the system because they don’t have time,” Votary said. This sentiment was echoed by Applied Math professor John Wainwright, who teaches one section of the calculus course. “First year guys have so much on their minds,” Wainwright stated, “the program places too much demands on students as it is.” Chris Gordon, who is taking both calculus and algebra, admitted that he “hasn’t used it for course work at all,” and that “he doesn’t know anyone in the class who does.” Rico Mariani is a 2B Computer Science student who tutors for the lab. His job is to “sit here and answer questions” and “mark Maple assignments” for ten hours a week. Mariani

estimated that “about 7570 of the students have done something on the system, 5% use it regularly, and 3% have handed in the (optional) assignments.” Computer Science professor Bruce Char, one of the team who developed Maple, puts the figure at “10 to 20% who actually use Maple on a steady basis.” With statistics like these, it is clear that the students are not wholly enthusiastic about using Maple in first year. They are not alone. Professor Wainwright said he “doesn’t understand why Computer Science wanted to try the system at first year. There is some controversy - CS people want to push it as a teaching tool,” but he is “more gung-ho as regards problem solving - for 3rd and 4th year applied math.” Will Maple change the way math is taught at U W? Char said that “Maple can’t teach calculus, nor should it displace what is currently taught in first year courses. It doesn’t mean all the tried and true practices of calculus instruction will be tossed out the window. Ideally, it can be used in situations where results are important, for example applied math courses, and although it can’t be used to prove a theroem, it can lead you to believe a theorem may be true - an intuition gaining tool.” Maple project staff member Greg Fee, a systems and applications programmer, does see changes in the way students are taught. With Maple, he expects “teaching will be problem formulation, with more time on concepts and principles, less time on trivial algebraic things.” Char concluded, “it’s useful in applications, but as far as altering the way calculus is taught, that’s a much trickier situation, though at U W we have the computer resources to explore this.” Using Maple in first year is “experimental at present - no one is sure what role it will play,” said Wainwright. Char added, “we’re rightly cautious and conservative in introducing Maple people will discover it’s useful.” Judging by the response,many first year students have yet to make this discovery.

touted by the experts, students don’t seem to be using it. Photo by J.D. Bonser

Ride for Peace In commemoration of the 40th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Doug Mohr, a doctoral student in psychology at U W is riding from Vancouver to Ottawa to bring attention to the need to end Canadian involvement in the arms race. Doug will be leaving Vancouver on August 6th and will finish the ride seven weeks (and 5,000 km) later at the second annual Ontario Peace Conference in Ottawa (Sept. 21-22). Along the route Doug will be bringing public attention to Canada’s involvement in the arms race through numerous media events and public meetings. Monies raised by the Ride for Peace will be used to fund a national peace education campaign in which television and radio ads will draw attention to Canada’s involvement in the nuclear arms race. For the last three years Doug has conducted research on how people are affected by the threat of nuclear war. Doug has also taught one of the first courses offered at a Canadian university that explores the psychology of the nulclear arms race. Pledges for the Ride for Peace can be sent to: Ride for Peace, 524 Palmerston Blvd., Toronto, Ont. M6G 2P5. For further information about the Ride for Peace, contact Doug Mohr at 7491681 (prior to July 29th), afterwards contact Jennifer Y ust at 416-639-5954 or Lori McElroy at 4 16-536-2025.

Housing

report

by Karen Plosz Imprint staff The Housing Issues Committee, chaired by Dr. Ron Eydt presented a report to U W President Doug Wright on Thursday, July 17. It proposed a 50-unit townhouse complex be built on the northwest corner of Westmount Road and Columbia Street. The Committee is asking that the University set aside the

proposed block of land, establish a Building Committee and call tenders within three months for the first 50 units. It also recommended that U W borrow 100% of the tstimated $2.8 million construction cost and set up a division of WATFUND for furnishing the townhouses. The report stresses the urgent need for student housing, and wants to see the townhouse complex ready for occupancy as of-September 1, 1986. The 50-unit townhouse complex would house 200 students in equally-sized bedrooms. Some handicapped units would be available. Rent would not exceed $185 per student per month and the complex would be run on a break-even basis.

New

Fed Hall

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The Federation of Students is pleased to announce the appointment of Chuck McMullan as manager of Federation Hall, effective August 6, 1985. Chuck’s background includes an education at George Brown College and ten years’ experience in the hospitality industry, most recently as Food and Beverage Manager at the Conestoga Inn. We welcome Chuck as a valuable addition to our management team at Fed Hall.

Fred Kelly Business Manager Federation of Students

mathematics alumni, Smith said, breaking the previous record of $6,420 set by U W’s engineering faculty. Most of the money raised will go for undergraduate scholarships. UW was one of the first universities in Canada to hold alumni telethons. Last year more than 10,000 calls were made; pledges exceeded $65,000. While students have the alumni on the phone they update address and career information, as well as asking for money.

Rhodes

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Facing up to the nuclear age Unfortunately, it has almost become a cliche to say that every day we face the possibility of extinction as a species via nuclear holocaust. Surviving the nuclear age for forty years, we have become numb to such a possibility. This results in a general denial of what is a very real and pressing threat. Examples of such denial can be found among certain officials in the city of Winnipeg. John Doole, vice-president of the Winnipeg Chamber of Commerce, and City Councilor John Angus are opposed to a commemoration ceremony to be held in Winnipeg on August 6 to mark the 40th anniversary of the destruction of Hiroshima. Local peace groups will be painting silhouettes of dozens of bodies on downtown sidewalks which will represent the outline of people vaporized by a nuclear blast. Doole said the plan is “in grossly bad taste,” and could adversely affect downtown business. For his part, Councilor Angus referred to the project as “ghoulish and

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There is obviously trouble in paradise. This was demonstrated last Sunday July 21, at the Federation of Students Council meeting. Sonny Flanagan, Federation president, received ‘a slap on the wrist,’ figuratively speaking, for “meddling” in the portfolios of other members of the Federation Executive. The council defeated a motion of non-confidence proposed by ex-Federation external liaison chairman Dwayne Heppner and settled for a reprimand. In fact, some council members questioned Mr. Flanagan, parent-like, “Have you !earned something from this Sonny?” When are they going to reprimand him for being overly frugal (an understatement) with everyone’s budget? It-was amusing to watch the mud being slung back and forth between Mr. Heppner and Mr. Flanagan. Who are you

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bizarre.” If either of these gentlemen had been in Hiroshima on that fateful day forty years ago they would have seen what was truly “ghoulish” and that a nuclear blast can really clear an area of shoppers. Events such as the “die-in” at UW last week and the Winnipeg “draw-in” are ways of confronting directly what it means to face collective death every day. Admittedly, a pattern of silhouetted corpses on sidewalks is not aesthetically pleasing. Neither was the motley collection of canvass, sleeping bags, pots and pans which comprised the peace camp on Parliament Hill, which was demolished by the federal government in the spring. But the peace camp, like the upcoming Winnipeg “draw-in,” are responses to something far more ugly - 50,000 nuclear warheads with the destructive force of one million Hiroshima bombs. These warheads are not really weapons; they are instruments of genocide. Rick Ihigol

Every fall the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty pageant is held in LIW’s Humanities Theatre. THe UW Women’s Centre has circulated a petition to keep the pageant off campus and has prepared the following answers to commonly asked questions about the petition. . 1 )WHY shouldn’t beauty pageants be held on a university campus - specifically the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant on the University of Waterloo Campus? a) Because UW should not support any kind of discrimination. Beauty pageant applicants are discriminated against on the basis of age, sex, race and sexual activity. For example, Miss K-W contestants must be between 18-25 years of age, they must have lived in the area for at least one year, and they must never have been married, had an annulled marriage, had a child or an abortion. Miss K-W enters the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant along with other previous pageant winners across Canada and the U.S. The University should take a stand against beauty pageants because of their discrimination, by no longer holding the Miss Oktoberfest Pageant on

campus. b) Because UW should make the maximum range of opportunities available for all students in order to reduce restrictive stereotypes. Our university presently claims to encourage female students to studv , non-traditional fields.

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They both looked like they just got their the proverbial cookie jar. members passed Mr. Heppner’s as “petty” and recognized a “lack of between the two gentlemen. The motion defeated.

Heppner’s grievances were of some Although Mr. import, the main question to consider is if all is right within the Federation, then why have three people resigned in the past few months and why are Federation executives and council members alike (no names necessary) backstabbing their own? Perhaps this restoration of “confidence” in Mr. Flanagan will clear the air. Perhaps not. Carol Fletcher

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At the same time it makes this claim, our university condones the negative attitude that women can and should be judged by theyr aesthetic appeal. How can we take this claim to reduce stereotypes seriously? university’s Encouraging women to study and establish careers in nontraditional fields while also hosting the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant is inconsistent. Therefore, in order to establish consistency the university should no longer hold the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant on campus. c) Because visitors to UW a’s well as K-W citizens may understand the university to be legitimizing the judgement of women according to a predetermined aesthetic standard which claims to be-“objective”, 2) What about the rights of the young women who participate in the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant? Young women do have the right to participate in beauty pageants. However, in exercising their individual rights, they are restricting the collective rights of women working and studying in this educational institution. Beauty pageants promote role stereotyping, and role stereotyping limits women’s opportunities. 3) What about the lost income that the University will suffer? The university can certainly use the Humanities Theatre for less offensive events during the time that Oktoberfest would have booked i?. Women’s Centre Volunteers

his seventh homemade sandwhich of the day, Joe careii& closed his eyes again as the picture was taken. Janet drowned her nonew-house Sorrows and dreamed of two weeks vacation. What about Dave? He took the picture immortabzing this historic last meeting of the term.

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weariness with the endless rhetoric from one or another special interest group wailing about violations of this or that ‘right’. To my mind many of these so-called ‘rights’ are nothing more than privileges.” (These unspecified claims.of unnamed crybabies are contrasted against the grievances of two students subjected to arbitrary treatment by the university .administration.) He later describes human rights as “guarantees, usually of human dignity”. What then are the “special interest groups” complaining about? Could it be that these “special interest groups” perceive their situation as an affront to dignity-as they define it? If I didn’t know Doug better, I might think he meant by his opening remarks that the only offences against human dignity that constitute, violations of truly fundamental rights are the ones held important by humans of the white, middle-class, heterosexual, Christian male variety. Surely there must be a better way to emphasize the importance of human rights of the principle “innocent until .proven guilty” than to belittle the concerns of groups whose dignity is already marginalized.

When rights are only privileges by Doug Thompson Of course, Alan, every “special interest situation as involving an affront to dignity

group” perceives its as that group defines

But the perception of affront to dignity does not affront make. Feudal Lords undoubtedly perceived the loss of property and political rights to commoners as an affront to their dignity, just as the commoners perceived the rights of the landlord as an affront to their dignity. Just so in the modern day we have conflicting perceptions of rights in the capital vs. labour debate. In these cases, we have the rights of one “special interest group” in competition with the rights of another. Perhaps- a more poignant example is that of the Arab - Israeli conflict where both parties claim “rights” to the same piece of land. Either the concept of “rights” is rendered meaningless or one (or both) of the competing parties is claiming a privilege as a right. To make sense of the concept of “fundamental rights” which protect “human dignity”, it becomes necessary to separate those advantages (call them rights or privileges) which accrue to one group at the expense of another and those advantages, which even though they may appear to accrue to only one competing group in a narrow perspective, actually effect an augmentation of human dignity across the board. For example, human dignity is never served by injustice. So no one can possibly have the right of perpetrating injustice. Yet some people obviously do have both the power and the privilege of inflicting injustice on others. But this is not a “right”. The powerful, busily inflicting injustice on the weak, may see an effort to prevent the injustice as a violation of his rights. But his perception is incorrect. Thus we cannot rely on the “perception” of the “special interest group” to define for us what is and is not a “right”. As a human of the white, middle-class, heterosexual, Christian male variety, my ideas about rights may be clouded by my perceptions of what is good for the “special interest group” to which I happen to belong. But as you see 1 am arguing strongly against any “special interest group” definition of “rights”, in this piece and in the soapbox last issue. You are arguing both for and against that position, and are, as usual, blinded by your own “special interest group” sense of rights much more than I am. Rights do not belong to any “special interest group” smaller than the entire human race. One thing about the Christian perspective is that it strives to be universal. Being human, we Christians fail repeatedly, but that does not stop us from trying! Rights do not belong to special interest groups, as I tried to suggest in my opening last issue to which you take such exception. Rights belong to the whole human race, if they are truly rights. Our understanding of rights must transcend any special interest. If Christians have a characteristic “special interest”, it is only that the dignity of all must take priority over the perceptions of any one. As you can see, it is a “special. interest” which makes nonsense of the ordinary categories of “special interest” just as Jesus’ life and ministry made nonsense of ordinary concepts of self-interest and power. What do you do with a’guy who defines his own interests only in terms of what he can do to help others with no regard at all for personal advantage or personal cost? Of course, the only thing you can do is crucify him, because that idea threatens every special interest group that could exist. Now that is the importance of things like “innocent until proven guilty”; it is essentially selfless. It is inconvenient for every government and earthly power, which is why so few bother with it. Yet it serves the well-being of all, the dignity of all, which is what makes it central to Christian concepts of justice. It is thus a categorically different kind of value or moral than those exhibited by, say, labour - management arguments. It is a fundamental right. In belittling concerns of other groups about so-called rights, I was merely trying to establish that distinction in a very few words.

Language and roots by Mike Loh . When 1 was eight my grandpa started on a campaign to. familiarize me with Chinese words, the written version. For one hour every weekday evening he would introduce five or so new words to my brother and I. We would repeat them again and again, learning to pronounce them in Mandarin and memorize how to write them. Grandpa died four ye~,~ later and we were as

illiterate as before; the effort was never fruitful. Now, as I look back, I can probably understand why grandpa attempted to teach us how to read and write Chinese. He could see then that someday grandchildren would lose a very important part of their cultural heritage and he was right. When it was time for me to go to grade school at seven, my parents decided to enroll me in a Malay public school. In Malaysia, a child can be taught in Malay, Chinese, or Tamil (Southern Indian) for

the first six years before being streamed together for another six

year5 of high school to complete their basic education. So by the time I was eight, I could express myself in Malay just as well as I could in Chinese, with one added advantage, I could read and write in Malay too. I speak good Cantonese and Hakka now, both Chinese dialects, with a further improvement of the former since I got to know some friends from Hong Kong, but I never did write or read Chinese. Throughout the years, as I enjoyed English and Malay literature in their true forms, I didn’t get to read the tragic chronicles of the rise and fail of Chinese dynasties, the touching poems and lessons of Confucious, or even the more interesting portions of the ancient Chinese records kept by the everflourishing bureaucrats. What I do get are translations, mainly in English, but these will never be as satisfying as reading the original manuscript. I write to my parents in English, with all my letters directed to Mum since Dad finds my English too complicated for him to decipher. Whatever I have to say to him has to go throu h Mum and he had lamented more than once the fact that hedi cfn’t send me to Chinese school. I probably regret that more than him, as long as I haven’t learned to read and write in Chinese. The only one-to-one conversations I can carry on with him now are on the phone and\for one obvious reason that’s not feasible - not too often anyway. Now there are more reasons for me to know my mother-tongue. My family will soon be losing the ability to communicate in Chinese if I don’t have it, because my kids and my grandchildren will eventually be deprived of even being able , to speak Chinese. Grandpa would not have liked that too much and neither will my Dad nor I. I believe the world will always change for the better, but somehow there are always things from back yonder wdrthy of keeping and the native language is certainly one of them. Don’t be ashamed of it, nothing sounds more eloquent if you listen r m.

Dressed to Die

by God Durnin It was like being dressed to kill in battle, my May/June experience planting trees. Our steel-toed, heavy-clothed bodies carried the sixty-pound planting bags and shovel ( a poor substitute for a rifle) over terrain which can be described as nothing but like a war zone. And hard hats and screens stopped enemy fire from violating our brains. Now, after eight weeks of planting and,. more importantly, after twenty-plus years of life I cannot look around without seeing how ready for war we are. But giving the thing for which we are prepared the name war is a dangerous misnomer. We are not dressed to plant trees, nor are we even dressed to do combat. We are all wearing the clothes we will wear to our very hot and violent graves. I am constantly haunted by the feeling that the world is not real. My logic and the world’s do not jive. And I have been feeling guilty lately for my subconscious assessment of everything as it pertains to our road to self-destruction. It is a similar process to examining the ground for its planting potential. Such singleness of thought could become disturbing ’ beyond the simple understanding of what all thii preparedness means. It-could block out all other thought like the thoughts of living, learning and loving. But that is \ the fallacy. The clothes we are wearing to our deaths are made from the way we have lived, learned and loved. And so thought, subconscious assessment, even an obsession over thosethings as they pertain to self-destruction is facing the reality of the world. Feeling guilty about that is irrational. There is no place where the ironies are not visible. Even at the bar in Savant Lake, Ontario, (close to where I was planting trees), amidst the pool table, smoke and drunkenness, the T.V. announced the successful testing of a laser interceptor - part of Reagan’s Strategic Defence Initiative. I was amazed at how truly farcical that little I’news item was. “Ladies and Gentlemen you are witnessing the next phase in the extinction of vour race.” How did they get the beauGfu1 graphics (Pentagon supplied) so soon the day of the “test”? What was the motivation for allowing this to become news? What are. we not allowed to know? 1985 feels like 1984. Still, the real ironly was not in the “news” itself, but in the fact that no one was listening. It seemed to me that they were busy living, learning and loving in their own way. Is Savant Lake small and unrepresentative? A little singleness of thought will show how truly representative Savant Lake is. The irony is everywhere. And that is what makes the “Peace” movement, the supposed opposition to all of this, so comical. They are just screaming their obsession into the wind; into the same wind that I am screaming now. Unlike my combat clothes for planting trees, what you and I wear now is for real. We are indeed dressed to die,

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“save the people first” Dr. Roulston, a professor of electrical engineering and the secretary of the local chapter of j Science for Peace, discussed the moral dilemma of scientists and the political nature of nuclear weapons. He cited the excitement that scientists feel about their work through extensive quotes from those involved with American nuclear projects. But he stressed the scientist’s moral obligation to control what he creates, quoting Albert Einstein and the wording of the 1955 Universal

Appeal for the control of nuclear arms. The second guest speaker, Dr. Conrad Brunk, a professor of philosophy and former director of Peace and Conflict Studies at Conrad Grebel College, examined the rationalization of those who developed the nuclear bomb that was exploded over the IAlamogordo Desert. He stressed that nuclear arms are not a technical problem which can be “fixed” by a bigger “Star Wars” weapon system. “The people of the world must demand a political solution to this problem”, said Brunk . “1 hold out to you the hope that it is possible to exercise human control over this technology:’ he added. Some entertainment was provided by U W singer/songwriter Mathew Ingram. With a few songs “about nastiness because 1 think nuclear war is a kind of nastiness”, lngram warmed the crpwd. His selections included “Remember the Alamogordo”, and Bob Dylan’s ‘“Knocking o-n Heave n’s Door”. His message was best expressed! by one line of “Remember the Alamog-

up a massive ground and space U.S. President Ronald Rea? network to provide a “defensgan’s Strategic Defence lnitiaive”’ umbrella, making nuclear tive (Star Warsj anti-ballistic weapons “obsolete” in the missile plan was attacked from process. None of the panelists all sides at a panel discussion were optimistic about either the sponsored by the Waterloo strategic or economic benefits Public Interest Research Group of the SD1 project. and held in M & C on July 23. Watkins said that the The panel, consisting of Mel economic arguments for SD1 Watkins, an economist from create a bogus issue, veiling the the University of Toronto; John real military and political Hepburn, a chemistry professor aspects of the project. The from UW whose expertise is in appeal of Canadian participalaser technology; and Ken tion in the project is aimed at Hancock, who for many years mythical economic benefits: has been demonstrating and jobs and keeping up with the speaking against militarism world of technology. “SD1 will with the Toronto-based really destroy jobs if the Alliance for Non-Violent opportunity cost is examined,” Action (ANVA), agreed that said Watkins. the cost of the Strategic He said that spending the Defence Initiative (SDI) was kind of money being proposed economically, technically, in any other sector of the politically and morally economy would be at least twice \ as productive. And that is not prohibitive. “There is nothing so taking into consideration the technically -ridiculous that the Canadian/ US “d-efence Pentagon will not consider it,” production sharing agreement” said Hancock. He noted that which requires Canada to while Daniel Ellsberg was match any American investdirector of missile targeting for ment. We have to import as the RAND Corporation in the much as we export. 1960’s, the Pentagon asked Watkins further pointed out RAND to examine the that even if Canada does not possibilities of stopping the become directly involved with earth’s rotation, thus eliminatSD1 research, the weight of the ing the problem of adjusting development and deployment missile trajectories. cost to the U.S. will create a And now Reagan and the huge government debt and an Pentagon are proposing to set inflation cycle will begin, by Gord Durnin

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by Harlon Davey Imprint staff Somewhere between here and Lake Huron there is a little town named Blyth snuggled between the’cornfileds and the silos. Blyth is almost like any other town of 1,000. It has a local watering spot, The Rubber Boot, the mandatory greasy spoon, the town gossip and tractors parked on the main street. But Blyth is special; it has the Blyth Festival. The. Festival, now in its 11th season, is unique in producing plays by Canadians for Canadians. It began in 1975 when the two plays for the first season were Agatha Christie’s Mousetrap, the “safe”choice, and Mostly in Clover, an adaptation of short stories reflecting on growing up in the area. Oddly, Clover outsold Mousetrap and thus Blyth’s mandate to promote Canadian talent was born.

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Blyth has now grown up and through the years it has premiered 34 new .plays. Some famous productions include the earnest tale of Mennonites, Quiet In The Land, which garnered the Governor General’s Award for Drama, Country Hearts and I’ll Be Back Before Midnight, which have all toured the country.

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.Excellent cast saves ‘72 Under The 0” ,

by Harlon Davey Continuing tonight and concluding tomorrow is the wacky 72 Under The 0, which brags as being a Canadian comedy (not necessarily a contradiction in terms). Playing at Theatre of The Arts, it’s a silly and - enjoyable play that is guarenteed. to relieve pre and post-exam ‘depression. . The plot is a jolly throwbac:k to the screwball corned> with clraracters disappearing behind citised doors. David, a mild-mannered creative writing teacher is unsuspectingly badgered by a student of his who aspires to be such a signifigant writer that no one will ever read her. Linda is a pothead valleygirl whose glassy eyes and beguiling correlations are displayed competently by Sue H,idfield. ‘Unfortunately, the characterization of the insufferable “C+er” is flawed due to the writing of Allan Stratton. Her “for sures” are tiresome and create a flat stereotype. While David tries to deal with his lovelorn, would-be Elizabeth Barret Browning, he must

also contend with the frenzied ‘Margaret. Heather Gurd gives a commanding portrayal of the crazy fanatic wife of a perverted professor who yearns for the days of Conrad and Jane Eyre. . As the saga continues, George has been reading too many Mickey Spillane novels and decides he must shoot Maggie and David like real men do. Paul McKone is convincingly geekish and wimpy as the bore of a professor. Next comes Weldon the insurance salesman who prefers to sell death insurance. Mike Upmalis spews and spits in furious fits as the tempermental salesman whose wife, the invisible Bette, spends, her nights at Bingo halls waiting to hear those words “72 Under The 0.” It is a crazy, screwy plot and the first act is fast-paced and quite hilarious, but things slow down during the predictable second act. As the superlatives indicate? the cast was great. It was the writing of Allan Stratton that handicaps the play. He uses metaphor cleverly, but his humour is silly and stale.

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with him by a clever ruse pulled off by Maria, by Harlan Davey Sir Toby BeIch and Fabian. Nicholas Pennel, Imprint staff Some plays are born great; others achieve grinning sheepishly in his yellow stockings, is greatness; and yet others have greatness guaranteed to cause explosions of laughter. He plays the part of Malvolio almost too well thrust upon them. Stratford’s Twelfth Night and steals the spotlight from the immature never quite achieves greatness as it teeters precariuosly between excessive slapstick and Viola. It is his ability that brings the play towards comic perfection. subtle comic genius. Joseph Ziegler as the awkward and Twelfth Night is the tale of a woman, cowardly Sir Andrew Aguecheek is “cute” Viola, who assumes the identity of a man, Cesario, in order’ to enter the service of a and reminds one of a cartoon character. James Blendick’s Belch (the character’s Duke after being in a shipwreck that has name and not his actions) is given a mature claimed the life of her twin brother (or so she portrayal but his gestures and gyrations thinks). It is the original \ Tootsie in generate some cheap laughs which taint the .Elizabethan drag. production. Seanna Mckeena as Viola/Cesario throws If music be the food of love, Edward just too many temper tantrums and, as a Atienza as the fool Fieste delivers a full course result, the whole production leans towards an meal. This veteran and accomplished actor overdone pratfall. she/he woos the has class and draws sympathy and laughter As Viola/Cesario from the crowd. He also serenades the Countess Olivia on behalf of the Duke. But audience with beautiful love songs on his lyre. the Countess falls for Cesario instead, and It is a truly touching performance that stirs Cesario (or Viola) is in love with the Duke. Mario Micossa is spledidly elegant as Olivia the passions. Twelfth Night explores the thin line .yet she still manages to display the aggression between man and woman through a series of that undermines her character. She fits the role of Olivia as perfectly as the beautiful silk mistaken identities. It is one of Shakespeare’s and tafetta Elizabethan gowns that adorn her 6 most clever comedies. Under the’direction of British television and stage director David shoulders. (The costumes alone will take your breath away). Giles, it treads the tightrope between genius Meanwhile, Olivia’s Steward, the haughty and excess - leaning, depending on the Malvolio, is.led to believe that Olivia is in love actors and actresses, to both sides.

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A Andle‘ss escape from- the World by Pete Newell Imprint staff By now, it’s becoming fairly obvious that Back to the Future, playing at the Odeon theatre in Kitchener, is going to be the summer flick this year. True to form for summer flicks, it’s almost completely silly, but magnificently so. Our hero this time out is Marty‘ McFly (Michael J. Fox), a high school student and aspiring guitarist who hangs around with the local 1 . ...n P mao scientist, ur. Lmmet

Stratford: by Pete Lawson “Stompin’ at’ the Stratford Festival” - Is that the name of a jazz standard like “Stompin’ at the Savoy”? No such titled song exists, but The Preservation Hail Jazz Band’s performance on July 22 may become a jazz standard at Stratford. The evening commenced with the most mature members of the band sauntering onto the stage and playing their toe-tapping music. None of these five gents, Percy G. Humphrey (trumpet), Willie J. Humphrey Jr. (clarinet), James Edward “Sing” Miller (piano), Narvin Henry kimball (banjo),

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by Pete Lawson Imprint staff Rising out of the conservative , WealthY slums of Oakviiie, the hardcore band, %Pe, emerged as one of the notable Toronto Hardcore units. This premiere album, Life is Hard . . . Then YOU Die, is the first vinyl offering from a new wave of Toronto punks. The music of this group is not for the Geritoi set nor for the MOR crowd, but is street music for those inititated to “head-bang”,. “thrash”, and “slam”.

Brown (ChristopherLloyd). Dr. Brown’s latest invention is a time machine, built from a DeLorean: “I figure; if you’re going to build a time machine in a car, why not do it with some class?” Marty accidentally gets sent back to 1955, where he has to convince a younger Dr. Brown to help him return to the present-day world he left. As if that wasn’t enough, his mother (Len Thompson) has fallen for him rather than his dipstick father (Crispin -1 \ ,.I . , . Ulover), ana Marty is slowly

_b_eingerased from existence. He has to play matchmaker for his parents (and fend off his mother) if his future is to materiaiize. The plot is certainly predictable you know roughly what has to happen. When and how it happens leaves enough room for all the killer suspense anyone could ask for. . Technically, the movie is restrained. Only four or five scenes involve special effects at ail, and even those are ..A -e-l-..--1 urluerpldyea.

_ This is proper, hpwever; the focus of the movie is, atter all, the people involved. Crispin Clover and Christopher Lloyd are natural clowns, but hilarious as they are, their characters remain .peopie, not simple caricatures. And Michael Fox has done an impressive job as Marty. The whole movie hangs on how believable Marty McFly is, given the essential silliness of the plot. Over - or und&acting would have killed the entire deal, but t:I WA-v er\-s-%rluuuuyr~ Lrn. .,L 3rlvn;sLUIllr;3 aurim-

ab_ly:While the ‘.science” involved is, well, interesting, the writers do know people. If _ __ you don’t feel like you’ve been watched sometime during this movie, you have&Y been living a real life. Ail in ail, if you’re looking for a mindlc !ss escape from the world f or a couple of hours (whal : would anyone have to escal pe from just now, hmmmm?) d,nd don’t mind a lot of rowdy, noisy company, this flick is probably worth Micheal

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two hour+- of music, Dixie style and Frank Parker (drums), are in the running for the USA men’s 4X4 medley relay team. but they could “stomp up” an invigorating tune. W.J. Humphrey even demonstrated a few dance shuffles which reflect on the roots of their music - the marching bands and the dance bars of New Orleans. The complete band, with Frank Demond (trombone) and Allan Jaffe (tuba), played two hours of music rooted in the land of Dixie. The evening highlights were the slow blues numbers, especially the quintescent clarinet blowing of W.J. Humphrey. Humourous moments also generated

empathy between the performers and the audience, such as a satirical blues piece, sung drolly by J.E. Miller, which possessed the immortal line “I’m singing cause l’rn happy”. The connection between the audeince and the band’ was strenghtened in the second set with the encouragement for audience vocal participation in the “Ahmen - chorus” and “Lil’ Lizza Jane”. The encore piece, “When The Saints Go Marchin’ In” (surprising?), furthered this bond when a few of the musicians paraded about the .theatre, creating a train of clapping, singing, and

decided to use the time during his zenith to experiment and innovate, so he assembled some of the best jazz musicians from around the world to produce a very intelligent and creative album. Sting was recently quoted as saying he considers himself one of the world’s best songwriters. If there are any arg.uments against this statement, he certainly can be considered one of the most

intelligent. He releases his psyche on songs like Consider Me Gone and We Work The Black Sea:m. And he interprets the psyche of others, such as Anne Rice on the Moon Over Bourbon Street track, which is inspired by her Interview with a Vampire. Despite his ego, Sting allows himself to poke fun at his otin success. On Love is the Seventh Wave his chorus begins “Every ripple on the ocean . . .” and by the end df the songs he sings “Every breath you take, every cake you bake.” The album is neither pop, nor rock, nor jazz but a blend of all. The reggae influences that were a trademark of the Police seem to have parted with Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers. The first single, If You Love Somebody Set Them Free, sounds like an inspirational sonls that fits well with Sting’s vocal style. Another track, Russians, is a ve.ry ominous

The entire package is with sound acceptable, production being crisp enough without stifling the band’s raunchy edge, and with a lyric sheet included (words are often inaudible). The sound is always fast, and at times very intense, but not ail of the songs ( 17 of them) would incite “me” to “kick the cat”, “slam the walls”, or “skank on the couch”. The lyrics are of the same moid, there are some clever insights but too often cliches emerge and the trite is stated. This record may be difficult to find, and interested parties can write to Reuben Kincade Productions, 1325 Amber Cres., Oakville, Ontario. ($7 postpaid)

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song with the echoing sound of a church organ and an arrangement borrowed from Sergei Prokofiev. The most jazzy songs are Shadows in the Rain and the instrumental and improvised track, Dream of the Blue Turtles. the former has the zest and escitetient of a live jazz session with the iesounding drums of 0ma.r Hakim and the screaming saxophone of Branford Marsaiis. Moon Over Bourbon Street is the most ambitious track but it succeeds with a musical and vocalization style that is as strung out as the characters that haunt the lyrics. The album features a very’ interesting use of the clarinet which creeps throughout the album like a mysterious snake, or, perhaps more fittingly, that elusive Blue Turtle. Overall, Sting has created an intimidating-and egocentric album.

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more runs. In the fifth inning the Grad Club had three back to back triples to complete the rout. Mike Campbell was the MVP, going the entire seven innings giving up only three hits. Honorable mention goes to the left fielder, “wheels” Roland, who smacked a 240-foot triple. Dick McKenna hit the longest foul of the year, over 230 feet. The Grad Ciub is the first to win two back-to-back championships, after going through the season with a perfect record. Over the last three years the Grad Club has a record of 34-2. The Grad Club would like to congratulate all the fastball teams for a well played season; and the umpires in the final game, Mike and Glen, for a well-called game.

U.W. Sum m er tourna m ent results I1

Accounting WINNERS Best Front 9 - 37 Back 9 BesP Foursome 386

Association

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- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rick Rodman 39 - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tom lkeda -. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nelson Lee Brent Morrish Steve Skinner Steve Speares Worst Foursome - 577 . . . . . . . . . . . . . Geoff Reed Karen Reed Joanne Sayers Peter Basinesc Best Female 18 - 111 - . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sue Henkel Worst Female 18 - 232 - . . . . . . . Jennifer Paetzold Best Male 18 - 77 Tom lkeda Worst Male 18 - 142 2’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : ‘Mike Bolton 2nd Best 18 - 81 - . . . . . . . . . .-... . . Rick Rodman 3rdBest 18-82. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SteveBaker 4th Best 18 - 85 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . John Pollesel 5th Best 18 - 89 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ste\eHerino Prizes are to be plcked up in H H 128 -1uesday July 30, lo:30 - 1 1:30 am.

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Who were those bubbly, energetic, enthusiastic, hard working, fit, fun-loving instructors who could be found stretching, jumping, jogging, twisting and striding their stuff daily in the PAC? They were: Upkar Arora, Sue Berry, Ellen Bentzen, Sylvia Boyd, Laurie Blackstock, Dianne Brolley, Luxine Cheung, Janet Cann, Janet Evans, Robert Grange, Brenda Hockley, Sherrie Hearns, Susan Matthews, Heather Maxwell, Paul Marchildon, Allison O’Reilly, Cathy Paterson, Kendra Platt, Jennifer Player, Frank Schneider, Jane VanDenBiggelaar, Lynda Vandertain, Valerie Walker, Jennifer Wildfang. On behalf of the Campus Recreation and all fitness participants, we would like to thank the above Fitness Instructors for the super job they did this term in helping to make our campus “fit”. Best of Luck and have a super summer. Fitness Coordinators Michelle Newman Karen Muxlow

Ice Hockey FINAL STANDINGS Men’s Ice Hockey ‘A’ Championship - St. Ceasars defeated Engineering 2 games to 1. ‘B’ Championship - Chemanches defeated West Beach Bums 2 games to 1. Softball -Slopitch Softball ‘A’ - Champion - Grad Club; finalist - Tube Sox. Softball ‘B’ Champion - Cosmechs 1; finalist - Bit Disturbers Slo-pitch ‘A’ - Champion - Hells Accants; finalist, Softballs Slo-pitch ‘B’ Champion Chemanches; finalist Agrophobics Slo Maths; finalist West Beach Slo-pitch ‘C’ - Champion Bums Swish

Singlet

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This is Swish’s last basketball report for the summer. It has been a very exciting league with several close games and great competitive action. Congratulations go to all champions and also to everyone who participated in the summer men’s league. The A league final was the best game played all year, with the Niners and Pro-Bucks exhibiting very good man to man

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Overall Role Playing Prize Stephanie Clarkson from T.O. for her role playing Verane the Bard.

To All Instructors

Thanks Thanks to the following instructors for making Campus Ret Special Interest Programs a success this term: Tennis - Diane Kilcoyne, Daniel Lalonde, Marc Gelinas, Dan Latendre, Peter Lawson, and Rob Hoffman. Squash - Grant Robinson, Rob Bowder, Louise Roy, Dave Wills, Diane Hutinson, Paul Jackson, and Wolf Imrich. Golf - Steve Bain Tai Chi - Dozia Rudensky Yoga - Heather Lee Social Dance - Michael and Joanne McCarraher Weight Training - Tim Warren and the Weight Training ‘Gang’ Cycling - Steve Cornall Juggling - Greg Fee Skating - Karen McColeman, Catherrine Moore, Kathy Graf, Bonnie Lurtis, Sean Lindsay. Also thanks to my 8: 15 am MWF Fitness class for motivating me to get out of bed in the morning. Paul Marchildon - Instructional Coordinator

Results;

1st FGHIJ Rick Buzzelli .......................... C.L. ..................................... Rico Mariani ..............................

sports this term. Your enthusiasm and cooperation made for a fun season. 1 would also like to thank everyone who contributed in the smooth running of the leagues. Your help was greatly -. appreciated. All leagues were completed by July 20. The Volleyball final tournament turned out to be a skillful battle between 12 eager teams. After 2 rousing games teams were divided into A, B, and C divisions where they vied for the finals. In the A division “Shand” triumphed while in the B and C divisions the “Trendsetters” and the “Courtmasters” were respectively named champions. All had fun! Valerie Walker

7 o All Pool Staff B. Adey, C. Armstrong, L. Brenzil, E. Bulman, T. codesmith, S. Constantine, K. Crozman, J. Ens, R. Frayne, S. Harris, R. Morgan, S. Pickard, J. Pilbeam, D. Readman, M.J. Smith, M. Snell, and ,P. Wilcos. Thanks for your dedication and spirit all term. You were a great group to work with. Best of luck to you on your exams! Angela B&m and Tom Archer

Summer ‘85 Tourney July 6 - 7

defence and a hard fought inside game. The Niners came out on top by scoring a layup with five seconds left to win 49 - 48. Kevin Martin of the Niners was outstanding, scoring 16 points including the winning layup. Paul Treitz of the Buts was their leading inside force, scoring 11 points and controlling the rebounding. Benny Mennendez of the Niners controlled their offence, against a hot shooting Ken Riediger of the Buts. It was a great match-up overall, and the teams can’t wait to meet again. The Dukes in Bl posted a perfect season. They captured the Bl title with a very controlled win over the Aliens, 33 -21. With leadership from Chris Lane and John McPhee, hot shooting from Doug Murdoch and Peter Muir and great rebounding from big Ross Haywood and Dale Rooney, the Dukes showed that good sportsmBnship and hustle can mike the game a lot of fun. The Dukes upset an A team earlier in the season and captured the Engineering Tournament. The Aliens, led by Mark Eckenrath, put on several good performances over the course of the season, earning them the right to be finalists. The B2 division title was captured by a hustling Chemanche team. Led by the shooting of their guards, Heather Tyler in particular, and a very tough defence, ihe Chemanches upset the ex-A team Superflux and dominated the recently hot Math Slammers to capture the championship. Swish wants to thank all who helped in putting on a great basketball summer; the Referee in chief, Steve Petachi and especially all captains. Good Luck in the future to all intramural players and keep up the good work. One last comment; if anyone is interested in refereeing next term, leave your name with the Campus Ret people in Rm 2040 PAC. We always need refs, and there is a good opportunity to make money and improve the league. Basketball The women’s Competitive Basketball season has drawn to a close. No longer will one hear the sound of balls bouncing, girls cheering or see points being scored on Thursday night. The season for the girls ended with exciting games that the girls should be proud of and highly commended for. The Almighty Scramble Squad put forth a strong effort against those Pink Flamingoes. The Scramble Squad was defeated 1 l-29 and hence advanced to the consolation round. The Math Dribblers made a strong attempt to beat Meat Loaf Again but to no avail. The ‘Meat’ won 57-16. The battle lines were set for the consolation championship. The game was one of the best played all season. It ient inio overtime as the 2 teams were so well matched. The Scramble Squad “scrambled” and reigned victorious over the Math Dribblers 23- 17. The championship game was played quite skillfully by both teams, with Meat Loaf Again victors 46-24. Congratulations to afi players. The participation and continuing loyalty to those Thursday nights was definitely commendable. I’d like to apologise for my poor judgment where time was concerned during the final game. My apologies to Meat Loaf again. 1 was there, however, before you had all left. See Shelagh for the awards. Pat Bondett

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