1985-86_v08,n10_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Wed, Sept 4, 1985; Yoi. 8, No. 10; The Student Newspaper, "niverrity of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ont Second Claee Regietration Number NP6453. - - - Kitchener. Ontario.

Students slam Tory job creation program Donaldson said Challenge OTTAWA (CUP) - The unemployment h e IS getting '85 didn't work because it was longer and younger as the hastily developed, students summer progresses, desp~tethe weren't consulted about their Tory government's promlse to summer job needs, and the Improve job prospects for burden of job creation was youth, charges the CanadIan placed upon the private sector. Federat~onof Students "Challenge '85 (the federal Donaldson also s a ~ d job creatlon program) IS a unemployed students tmd small f a ~ l u r e , " s a ~ d B a r b a r a comfort In knowmg 29,000 Donaldson, CFS cha~rperson more students were employed " t h ~ s government promlsed t h ~ ssummer through the job actlon and Instead we see more program, when they face an students unable to fmd work " Increase In t h e ~ rstudent loan S t a t ~ s t ~ cCanada s recorded debt load t h ~ fall s She polnted 178,000 unemployed In July, up out that most of the jobs created 19,000 from June's count of ran from SIX to e g h t weeks,and 159,000 unemployed However, p a ~ d m m m u m wage, barely the ~nflux of almost 231,000 adequate terms to meet most hr& school students into the ~ o b students' needs of the summer market m July skewed the and the whole of the school numbers, thus showmg a year. percentage decrease In youth unemployment from ~uAe's "It's a n embarassment for a 16 1 per cent to 1 4 4 per cent In Western indistrialized country July to have such a high youth

unemployment rate. Having 178,000 of the brightest and the youngest people in the country unemployed is nothing for this government to be proud of," said Donaldson. Members of the Opposition joined the student group in condemning the Tories' efforts a t job creation. Said Ian Waddell ( N D P - VancouverKingsway): "Students, like other Canadians were promised 'jobs, jobs, jobs' by the Mulroney government. This looks like another broken promise." Donaldson s a ~ dC F S expects the government to agree to the group's request for Input into the development 01 next summer's job program. " T h ~ sIS, after all, the government of consultat~onand cooperation " photo by J.D. Bonser

tadents' Rights proposed by Gord Durnin Imprint staff T h ~ syear the Un~vers~ty ofwaterloo may become the second university In Canada to adopt a Charter oi Student R ~ g h t sThe Students' Councd has passed a resolut~ont h ~ summer s t o d o so and the core of a commlttee to look lnto the matter has been formed Federat~onof SLudents pres~dentSonny Flanagan l n ~ t ~ a t ethe d idea t h ~ sprlng s In h ~ campaagn s tor office And whde he hoped that some work would have been done t h ~ ssummer, n o t h ~ n gcame about. The project IS startlng from the ground t h ~ sfall. The Feds are looklng tor volunteers t o be on the commlttee and Flanagan IS call~ngon any Interested peoplem the student body t e partupate Already on the commlttee are N e ~ Bonner, l a student

eounc~lor, Ian M~tchell, Commun~cat~ond~rector of the Fed executive, and Flanagan h~mselt

"There IS a need for a Charter wlth t h ~ (Pres~dent's) s off~ce,"sald Flanagan "At least once a week there IS an lnfract~onof the rules regardmg students'r~ghts Someone gets lost between the cracks Smce the Ombudsman on this campus has moved on, I've taken up the slack " He also c ~ t e das reasons ter needmg a Charter of Rghts. the cases of the V~llagesearches last Chr~stmasand the Integrated S t u d ~ e s lnc~dentsIn w h ~ c hstudents were barred from campus and then * arrested when they Ignored the Un~vers~ty's order Flanagan b e h e s that McGlll Umvers~tyIS the only one m Canada wth e~ther a Charter 01 Students' kghts or a Code of Student Condud and h p h a r y Procedure And w h k he says that he

hopes to Ideally and s l m ~ h a r ~draft l y both documents tor Waterloo, emphas~sIS bemg placed on the Charter of R ~ g h t sfor now The plan 1s to mode UW's Charter atter McGlll's but the mam body of the document w~llcome from an already exlstlng code 01 Pol~cyand Comm~ttees, that governs most of the Un~vers~ty's lnstltutlons The Charter of Rights commlttee w ~ l lextract that w h ~ c hIS relevant to students so that students know wherethey stand w ~ t hregards to the Un~vers~ty pol~cyon any glven Issue "What we are not golng to use 1s the CanadIan Federat~onof Students (CFS) Charter of R ~ g h t sI hey lee1 every student has a r ~ g h to t a two car garage or a right to tultron lreeeducat~on'Ihat IS not redl~st~c on t h ~ scampus or In this soc~ety."s a ~ dFlapagan "The Charter hds to be redsonable so that 11 doesn't restram the Un~vers~ty and yet ~t lets students know what t h e ~ rr~ghtsare "

Profs leaving for big money in private sector Dr Roger Macqueen, earth srlences professor a t the Un~vers~tyof Waterloo, has res~gnedto accept a posltlon as sclence m a n a g e r f o r t h e Geolog~calSurvey of Canada, ~n Alberta HIS departure IS causlng UW9s dean of science, Dr Don Brod~e,some concern Brod~e

fears It may be the "first drops of water over the dam Hesays many other science faculty members are g e t t w offers of good jobs elsewhere and cites serlous underfundlng at UW as S the root cause of ~ I concern The Un~vers~ty. In common with otherS the province, finding ~ t s budget squeeze "

;,Ombudsman gets new job Wrientation plans finalized . 1 Dr. David Suzuki to addres UW conference ..... News review of spring term ........ P. Let's look at ourselves when we "z4:ycondemn South Africa ........ P. ;&dow Project in memory of Hiroshima ................ P. omplete orientation .............. pp. l 2 . l 3 lassifieds and Calendar ......... ,p. 19 ports.. .................. pp. 21 -. 23 ARTS inte ..... P- 1 um review bum . pp. 33 - 4

means salary constraints for AS an example of how budget faculty and staff members, problems hurt, he says. a n s u p p i l e s s h o r t a g e s , l ~ t t l e acceptable ratlo of students to upgrading or replacement of professors the world over IS o b s o l e t e f a c ~ l ~ t ~ e s o r e q u ~ p m econs~dered nt, to be about 10or 12 and more students (hence more to one At Waterloo, it's closer per professor This to 24 to one, which makes results In other job offers d~fflcultforprofessors to takea personal Interest In students looh more lemptlng

Entertainment guide.. ........ pp. 8 - 9 Book reviews .............. .............pp. 1111 -- 1122 Dining guide ................... .................. p. 13

and to trnd time f o r t h e ~ r In thecost of s~lverrmrate,some research lab demonstrat~onshave had to be curtailed at UW Some u~~~~~~~~~~~ are being forced sclence laba that used to be offered once a week are now to cut corners to the where the the offered once every two weeks e d u c a t ~ o n a l programs IS a n d e v e n I h e n lf leopardlzed. Brodie says For "absolutely needed " example. because of inCrPases

ving trouble adjustin iversity life . . . . . . . . . . . . . p'3#&&;yi shuns top 40 music . ,&m4'wraT p. 4 o contest tests your kno&d@' of the campus ........... pp. 8 - Q The compleat guide to cycling ............... pp. 10 - 11 Liberation theology often deviates from Christian principles .........pp. 12 - 13 WPIRG: Citizen participation in decision-makina

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Dean Nadon leaving but office or Ombudsman will continue to grow by Karen Plosz will continue...The Office has Imprint staff been able to operate as an Dean Nadon, U W’s first objective and impartial Ombudsman, resigned his post institution only through the in late July to take a position as cooperation and. “hands off” Programme Coordinator with approach taken by the the Department ot‘ Alumni Federation of Students.” Affairs, saying in his letter of The office of’ the Ombudsresignation: “1 believe that 1 man was formed in 1982 to have achieved my personal - assist members of’the university goals in this position and community with problems they therefore have decided to seek may encounter while at the new career challenges. Overall University of Waterloo. it has been a positive and Faculty, students and staff can fruitf’ul experience as the first take advantage of’ this service Ombudsman on this campus.” funded by the Federation of Students. In the past, it has helped clients with both Of’ the Office he says, “The academic and non-academic Office of’ the Ombudsman at issues such as admissions and Waterloo has been well registration, financial aid, established and 1 perceive that academic standing, landlord its entrenchment and growth

and housing problems, promotion within the university structure and community relations. Its primary object is to ensure that a client’s problem is dealt with in a fair and equitable manner within the university system, and that his or her rights are maintained. All cases are dealt with in the strictest confidence. In the past eight months, the Federation of’ Students has been conducting a thorough examination of‘ the Of‘fice, and the qualities needed for the Ombudsman position. The Federation has brought in two ombudsmen from other Ontario univ?rsities to make

the first comprehensive review of‘ the of’f‘ice since it was established in 1982. This study, however, is not questioning the existence of’ the position. Says Sonny Flanagan, Federation president, “We’re definitely going to maintain the office.” The investigation seems to be aimed at providing information that will help in deciding the jurisdiction of’ the office. A hiring committee f’or the next ombudsman is also being set up with representatives t‘rom Students Council, the Graduate Students Associations, and staff and faculty associations. The Ombudsman’s office is in the Campus Centre, Room 15oc.

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Eleven Rhodes Scholarships will be awarded to Canadian students who are in their third or fourth year of university work, are unmarried and between the ages of’ 18 and 24. Winners will study at Oxford

University in England for two (and possibly three) years beginning in October 1986. Selection is made by provincial committees after personal interviews and on the basis of’ the candidate’s record.

Some def’inite quality of’ distinction, whether intellect or character or a combination of these is the essential requirement. Value of’ each scholarship is approximately 10,000 pounds

(at least) per annum. Applications for the 1986 awards may be made until October 25, 1985. Application forms and particulars may be obtained from the Student Awards Office, in Needles Hall.

Orientation ‘85: “Building campus-wide school spirit is definitely the number one goal,” says Wright by Rick Nigol Imprint staff Organizers of’ this year’s U W orientation activities are hoping to create a greater sense ot collegiality across the campus. “Building campus-wide school spirit is definitely the number one goal,” says orientation coordinator Irene Wright. She notes that in the past students have tended to associate only with others in the same faculty or residence. To counter this tendency Wright has planned events which will involve students I‘rom all faculties and which will complement the events organized by the various societies and residence groups. Included among the campuswide orientation events are a “clue” game and an attempt to enter the guinness Book of largest .Records . . . with_ the. world’s . bird dance. In the clue game on

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September 3, freshmen will be organized in groups and will search the campus for clues to a Wright says this “murder”. game will serve two purposes meeting others and familiarization with the campus. The bird dance record, Sept. 11, is being attempted because it has never been tried and complements KW’s Oktoberfest celebrations. Other prientation highlights include a Creative Arts Board presentation of Deathtrap (Sept. 5, 6, 7, 9, and lo), Frosh Day (Sept. 6) a free outdoor concert on Village Green (Sept.9), and a UW - WLU football game (Sept. 14). Wright stresses that the orientation activities are “not just for frosh but are a welcome back for upper year students.” She says that volunteers are still needed and those wishing to help can reach her at the Federation of Students of‘t’ice or at ext. 6329.

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News Suzuki to speak

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Conference on science, technology and ethics Scientist-broadcaster David Suzuki will be the featured speaker at a national student conference on the impact of science and technology at the University of Waterloo in September. Called “Science, Technology and Ethics: Implications for Canadian Culture and Society,” the conference, (Sept. 27-29) is being held in hohour of International Youth Year. Suzuki will deliver his address to a combined conference and public session, Saturday, Sept. 28 in the UW Physical Activities Complex. “We’re delighted by the way the conference is taking shape,” says Prof. Stan McMullin, director of U W’s Canadian studies program. “We’re very pleased that David Suzuki accepted our invitation. The students organizing the conference wanted someone who is really involved with the issues and who can communicate well with all kinds of people, university students as well as members of the general public.” It is also apppropriate that the conference will take place in Waterloo for another reason. The university last year established the Centre for Society, Technology and Values, a cross-disciplintiry academic body dedicated to investigating all facets of technology’s impact on society. So the conference fits in perfectly with the centre’s mandate. “We’re very pleased to be involved with the conference,” says

philosophy professor Larry Haworth,director of CSTV. “We’ll be working out the details of our participation in the next few days.” Delegates to the student conference will present and discuss papers on topics such as the impact of medical technology and office automation, use of biomass energy, implications of offshore oil agreements, the “informization” of society, computer illiferacy and others. About 100 delegates, all undergraduates, from more than 30 Canadian universities are expected to attend. “We’re Expecting a lively round of opinion and debate,” says McMullin. “The delegates wili comprise students from all the various faculties of our universities, so those who are creating some of the new technology, for instance, will be rubbing shoulders with those who will ultimately be affected by.it.” McMullin feels that Suzuki will help focus attention on tile conference’s central theme. One of the aims, he says, is to make serious recommendations on the future roles of science and technology in Canada. Another is to help in the preparation of new university courses in the area of science, technology and values. The conference, being planned by a committee of U W and WLU students, got a big boost recently with the announcement that the federal Minister of State (Youth) will provide $20,000 for the event. It will cover delegates’ transportatiqn costs.

Universities crucial to future Canadian universities are preparing for national Universities Week 1985, set for Octpber 19-27. Using the theme“extending ideas/ Un courant d’idees,” the Week is intended to illustrate the essential rol,? of the university in community, regional and national development. Says University of Alberta President and campaign co-chair Myer Horowitz, “Universities are. crucial to this country’s future and perhaps we’ve not always been particularly effective in getting that message across to the public. During National Universities Week, we’ll be making a concerted effort to remind Canadians that our univerisites are this country’s best hope for the 21st century.” The program is being sponsored by the 73-member Association of Universities and Colleges of Canada, four regional and provincial university associations and the Public Affairs Council

Students rewired A

Colleges and universities in Ontario usually require that all students have health insurance coverage before registration. This means that unless you are aware of the conditions regarding Ontario health insurance (OH 1P) coverage, you may find youself with unnecessary complications when trying to register this fall. While many young people are covered under their parents’

for Education. A similar program was held in 1983. Activities are also being planned’ at the provincial level. In Quebec, for example, organizers for the Week are challenging the province’s half-a-million secondary school students to take part in’s writing and art competition around the theme “University and me.” Grand prize winners will get a trip to Paris. Runners-up will go to Frorida’s Epcot Centre. Horowitz is optimistic that the Week will make its mark on the public consciousness. “1 don’t believe for one minute that Canadians are prepared to mortgage their children’s future, but that is precisely what will happen if governments in this country don’t begin reordering priorities and investing in our universities.” he says. “1 hat’s our message and ‘I’m optimistic that it is going to be listened to.”

to have OHIP before registering ~

family health plan, studenis who turn 21 or marry are no longer eligible for this coverage. From the month following your 21st birthday, or upon marriage, you. will need your own OHIP number to maintain coverage. If this-is the case and you have low income, then you can apply for OHIP premium assistance. Full or partial assistance may be received depending on your estimated

annual taxable income. Students from outside Ontario who attend Ontario universities or colleges should also be aware of their eligibility. If you are’from another part of Canada, you should check on how long coverage with, your home province’s health plan will continue, and whether you need to apply for OHlP coverage. If you are from outside Canada and are

studying in Ontario, then you may be eligible for OHIP coverage if you hold a current Student Authotization issued by Employment and Immigration Canada. If you are uncertain about the status of your health insurance coverage, or have any questions regarding your future status, contact your local OHIP ofi‘ice for more information. The local office is at 665 King St. East.

W%atyou >missedin the spring-term J

by Donald Duench Imprint staff The ending of the lntegrated Studies controversy, a new computer fee, and closer ties between UW and Hewlett-Packard were the major news items of the Spring term. IS controversy over: At a U W Senate meeting June 7th, ‘the general idea of the Integrated S,tudies program was salvaged. Now to be known as Independent Studies, the program retains student input to major committees, but will not have a “non-degree” phase. In related matters, two trials involving 1s students were conducted. In the first, Drew MacGillivray was convicted of trespassing and fined $53. He is presently appealing this decision. charge against Ahab Abdel-Aziz was Later, a trespassing I dismissed.

‘Construction is well under way ori the William G. Da-Computer Research Centre which is scheduled to be completed in September 1986. Photo by Joe Sary

Students to pay more: l’n addition to a 57~ hike in tuitions and an increase in co-op fees, compulsory computer fees will be levied against UW students starting in September. Students in Engineering and Math, who are the most Frequent users, will pay $100 a term. Those in Science and Environmental Studies are charged $70 per term, while Arts students will pay $40. The fees we& approved at a Board of Governors meeting on June 4th; which about eighty students attended to voice their displeasure. Five days later, Students’ Council voted to oppose the fees as imposed, but agreed to fees that will exclusively supplement the computer service. Hole in the ground: The .oft’icial ground-breaking ceremony tar the William G. Davis Computer Research Centre was held ori April 16th. The new building, which will house the Institute for Computer Research (ICR), the EMS library, and various Math and Engineering departments, is scheduled to be completed by Septel’i;bcr 1986. On June 25th fieii;:c;t-Packard (Canada) Limited became the CL . ninth of ten co&rate partners in the iL”g. Tel becon_le a partner, - -- .. HP will dona,$e $250;000 over five years to U W. HP also dbnated 300 Portable Plus laptop computers to U W to be used in a pilot project to see how they can best be utilized in teaching and research. The Portable Plus, which can be carried around like a small briefcase, has a 25-line screen with memory expandable to 896K of RAM. Feds find folks: The Federation of Students has hired a new business manager and a new Fed Hall manager, but is now searching for a new entertainment programmer. The new business manager is Fred Kelly, who brings with him a B. Comm, and MBA, a CGA and twehe years of business experience. He replaces Peter Yates, who resigned in June 1984. c Ch,uck McMullan, formerly the rood and Beverage manager at the Conestoga Inn, was hired as the new manager of Fed Hall on August 6th. The previous manager, Jeremy Hunt, “didn’t live up to expectations,” according to Federation President Sonny Flanagan.

Fed entertainment programmer Gary Stewart resigned his position on July lst, cl&m&g he was “tired of student pol%ics.” At present, a successor to Stewart has not been found. Grads join OFS, CFS: The Graduate Student Association (GSA) held a referendum on the question of taking out full;membership in the Ontario Federation of’ Students (OFS) and the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) in July. 78yi of the ballots cast approved joining the OFS, and 587~ said yes to joining the CFS. 26% of’ eligible voters cast ballots. New townhouses coming? As usual, the housing situation in Waterloo for the tall months is tight, with few vacancies f’or about 16,500 U W and WLU students. By next fall, however, there may be a new 50 unit townhouse on the northwest corner of Westmount Rd. and Columbia St. The Housing lssues Committee proposed building the townhouse in a report given to U W Presiderit Doug Wright on July 17th. Each unit would house four students, who would each pay a maximum of $185 a month in rent. Some handicapped units would also be available. Bike safety on campus: After considering solutions such ai banning bicycles from campus roadways and pathways, the UW Bicycle Safety Committee has concluded that public education in bicycle safety and courtesy will be the prese-nt goal in the attempt to reduce bicycle accidents. The committee has also produced a pamphlet, entitled “A Guide to Safe Bicycling at the University of’ Waterloo”, and is planning a bicycle safety clinic for September 24th and 25th. Tumkur Fund: A memorial scholarship has been established in the memory of the two children of Dr. Nagraj Tumku-r of‘ UW’s Biology department, who perished in the June 23rd Air lndia crash. Chitralekha Tumkur, 25, and Rammohan Tumkur, 2 1 were among the 329 people aboard the flight when it went down off the coast of Ireland. Those wishing to donate to the scholarship fund can do so by -Taking out a cheque to WATFUND (c/o the Ram and Lekha Tumkui ce;;l~$$ Scholarship) and sending it to the WATFUND -IL rash donations can be given to office in South Campus %I,,. _. / Helena Hahn in the biology department. Eat, drink and be merry: On May 2 lst, U W became 2 k!! member of Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students (BACCHUS). The groups is “not against drinking, but rather promotes responsible drinking”, according tq Marc Cowan, a WLU student who is the national director of the organization. Death in the CC: Alamogordo Day activities were held in the Campus Centre Great Hall on July 16th to commemorate the 40th anniversary of’ the first explosion of a nuclear device. The events culminated in a symbolic “die-in”, with twenty people, including Fed president Sonny Flanagan, lying “dead” on the CC floor, syrribolic victims ol‘ war.

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demn Apartheid? u’ve condemned y .

South Africa. The very name conjures images of racial strife. Few can be found in Canada who do not deplore apartheid and the cruel discrimination of its racist laws. It is harder for us to see, in our haste to condemn the South African white supremacists, that the impossibilities and horrors of their situation are remarkably like those of the rest of the world. The major difference is that for South Africa, the starving and underdeveloped Third World is within its own borders instead of far away - out of sight, out of mind. Theirs is the legacy of European Imperialists who set out from the “white” and “developed” world to conquer and colonize any people, any territory, not capable of resisting their warships, their guns and their greed. The principle of apartheid is separation of populations. The rich minority is disinclined to share its wealth and power with the pdor (black) majority. We condemn them for it very loudly. All those who do should go to a Canadian Indian reservation and ask the question, “What’s the difference?” Or perhaps go to a Canadian Embassy or High Commission in India, or Fiji, or Kenya or any poor, Third World country and look at those who would like to visit the “white suburbs” of Toronto, and ask yourself why they don’t get visas. White south Africans are merely trying to do what we have already succeeded in doing - isolating themselves (ourselves) from the majority of the underprivileged people in the world so as to keep their (our) wealth all to them(our)selves. South Africa IS a microcosm of the world, where the rich and the white have it and the poor and the blackdo not, And those who have it do everything in their power to keep it that way. If we opened the door to “one man, one vote” says Pieter Botha, South Africa’s president, the country would be destroyed. The privileged and educated whites would be deprived of control of the sophisticated technological economy and the result would be an economic collapse which would hurt black and white alike. The historical precedents which exist suggest he’s right. By the same logic, European and North American governments say, “If we opened our doors to immigration, and gave all citizens of the earth unimpeded access to all places on the earth, our country would be destroyed. The flood of immigrants from the Third World would destroy our culture.” Many of the simplistic and quick condemnations of apartheid seem to be naive and hypocritical attempts f_~ ‘Cover Our own guilty COnSCienceS by c~~$~~f~n;ng in others that which we are guilt\/ ..aY VeL I ourselves. Such hypocricy will. never SSi’G South Africa’s problems, nor will it solve the grovv-ing North-South, Rich-Poor tensions in the world. Solutions must start with some honest recognition that we, in the first world, are white supremacists exercising a principal of “separation of populations” no different at all from apartheid. Canadians, Englishmen, Americans, Germans - every bit as much as white South Africans, seek to preserve our own great wealth against the aspirations of the poverty-stricken planetary majority. That majority, vvhose poverty is the other side of the coin to our wealth, can newer be expected to view this imbalance as fain and

Let’s drop our hypocritical condemnation of South African whites and recognlze that the tragedy being experienced at the tip of the dark continent is but a foretaste of the future for all of us if we do not wake up in time and do what the South African whites have failed to do. And what is that? That is the channeling of our wealth, our power and our advantages to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and help the disadvantaged rather than always seeking our own narrow self-interest at their expense. if we don’t, the South African experience will be our own in due season. We can hear and heed the warning or we can condemn apartheid. But in condemning apartheid, we have condemned ourselves. Wake up world! We are our brothers’ keepers! by Doug ‘I’hornpso~l

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L.eg$cj’ bf Hiroshima still. haunts innocent victims f

Almost -40 years after the bombing of Hiras hima, two American women recently crossed the Canadian border with several dozen bottles of human urine in the trunk of their car, bringing them to the University of Waterloo for, j testing. The connection with Hiroshima is, they claim, because tailings from uranium ore processed to ,make the Hiroshima bomb were deposited near the town o-nonsburg, Pa., 20 miles south ot Pittsburgh, at or near the end of World War 11. Since then the town has grown so that today, “many of the townspeople live at or near the old dump site. Among them there has developed a : genuine fear that their environment is hazardous. ‘My husband, Elio, has been diagnosed as having ‘a rare form of leukemia,” says Isabella Spinosa, one of the two who brought the bottles into Canada. “We’re worried that radioactivity from the tailings could have been the cause. There has been a lot of cancer on our street. Almost every house on the block has had at least one incidence.” She and others became concerned about the potential hazard years ago, but she claims they have received little support from town, state or federal government officials. ’

“They tell us if’s safe and then they spend $35 million to remove industry from the says Rose Mary, who lives neighbourhood,” some distance away but whose children are in school near the dump site. “And when workers come in to remove the stuff, they wear masks.” The pair, and friends, have been looking tbr an

agency that would be disinterested, unbiased, and that could make scientifically reliable tests ot the urine ofpeople living near the disposal site. . . as an indication of radioactivity in their bodies: “We just don’t trust our own government any more,” Mary says. “They’ve tested our soil, our water, our air; everything except out bodies. They keep, saying everything is all. right, but people who live near the site keep getting cancer.” Several months ago Spinosa and Mary learned of’ the activities of Dr. Hari Sharma, chemistry professor at the University of Waterloo. He is a nuclear chemist and his lab contains a good deal of sophisticated equipment for detecting radioactivity. He has been involved in research associated with uranium mill tailings in Canada. He has also been looking at samples from the United ‘States, from people who are worried about health risks. (He has been testing bone-and tissue samples sent from others in the U.S.) Sharma says he is looking for the presense of lead-210 in the samples brought to Waterloo by the women. The samples are from 57 persons, some living at the tailings disposal site and others living some distance away. Mary says the people themselves are paying the cost of’ transporting the bottles to Waterloo and having their contents tested. Dr. Sharma told Mary and Spinosa it will be several months before he has results from his tests. What happens if he finds nothing unusual? “Hey, we’ll be at peace! Right now we don’t know what to think,” comments Spinosa.

Youth conference focuses by Carol Fletcher Imprint staff Issues for the Next Generation was the title given to the International Youth Conference held at the University of Toronto, August 15 l-8, 1985. Delegates from countries as far away as Israel and Columbia gathered to probe the most contentious issues today and of’ the future. Continuous workshops and discussions were held throughout the conference which dealt with such issues as development and underdevelopment, education, environmental issues, popular culture, women’s issues, work and technology, and peace. The reasons for the conference are clearly stated in, t he conference

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the”40th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. People in over 300 cities world-wide p&ted chalk-based shadows on sidewalks as a memorial to those who died that day. The shadows are representative of the shadow figures left around Hiroshima when people were instantly vaporized by the nuclear blast. More than 100 shadows were painted in Kitchener - Waterloo. . i Photo by Hick Nigol 1

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brief’. “issues for the Next Generation arises out of a concern to, Gonick, conference co-ordinator and a political science student at move beyond the traditional declarations of’ universal principles. York University. We believe that the three themes of international Youth Year iParticipation, Development, and Peace -- offer international youth Gonick approached both the private sector and the public sector the challenge of’ developing both alternative visions and a for funds fort he conference and has currently raised $175,000. most commitment to active involvement in their pursuits.” 01: the t’unds coming from federal agencies. Keynote speakers such as Earle Birney, Canadian poet; Sheila Speaking on the tangible outcomes of the conterence Mr. Gonick Rowbothom, feminist author f’rom England; and Y usut’ Saloojee, Chiei Representative oi the AJrican national ,Congress. attended said, “j-n the very short term, 250 people who never knew of’ one the conl’erence. another i’rom all points around the world have had the chance to Some of‘ the workshops were closed to the public because ot’ either meet; to talk about things that are of mutual concern. In the long space constraints or at the request of the participants. On the whole, term, there is a potential here f’or continued friendships, networking the conterence was a success because of‘ the diligence of’ Lev and correspondence.” \ :

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many of the citizens of Rheims, lab not only confirmed the in some samples. (The French _many citizens ,. . . also _ complained government does not yet results reported earlier by the later ot irritated eyes, throats, recognize any “acceptable Swedish scientist, but he did a and a variety of rashes. 1evel”j analysis in more extensive The company that owned the which he found the TCDD. transformer - EDF (ElectriTong made his findings after Still the French minister of cite; de France) - assured the developing a new negative requested townspeople there was no - the environment chemical ionization technique further analysis before official danger even though it is widly used with Karasek’s $600,000 j known dioxins are formed in acceptance of dioxin contaminagas chromatograph-mass such fires, from the burning of tion and the task of arranging: spectrometer. Tong is at U W on 1 this was given to Ecole FCBs. Samples collected from a post-doctoral fellowship, Polytechnique. Karasek has contaminated areas were I from China. collaborated with the Ecole therefore given to two French I “We are continuing to Polytechnique for years, labs to analyse; neither found develop new methods to detect t developing advanced methods dioxins. of dioxin analysis to study the dioxins in municipal waste Many French scientists three incenerators in Paris. incinerators, and using these I remiained skeptical however, Since his lab at Waterloo has _ methods to make studies on site 1 and eventually a journal, the state-of-the-art equipyent in seeking to understand the I Science for Life, commissioned needed, the samples were then formation of dioxins from the a Swedish specialist to make combustion process,” says I sent to Waterloo for analysis. further analyses. He found up The lab is also Karasek. to 100,000 times the “acceptable developing new methods of Dr, H uayi Tong of Karase k’s level” of some types of dioxins analysing for other pollutants.

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South Africa left the Canadian statement in early July, limiting government no choice but to sports contacts with South Africa. politicize the sporting arena. Since then, any amateur sports “The South African practice I -Canadian of blatant discrimination has association maintaining sports spread to the socia!, culturalcontact with I South Africa and now the sporting world. It could face a cut in funding. is Canada’s responsibility to put While External Affairs is . pressure on South Africa by aware of opposition to the suspending athletic links with cannot edict, . the policy this country,” she said. coincide with everyone’s interests, says spbkesperson But Hoffman admits the politics-sports hnk poses a Natalie Rirschberg. dilemma. “It’s a double-edged “We just hope athletes sword. individual athletes can understand the message to the miss out when _ _ _ politics interfere. _ Cn,,th A f;;,.~ n ,,.,,,“~?,,t. But no athlete can pretend he or ““‘Y’ n”‘bq” ~“vvl”l’ Sendmg a team to South AI t’rica she isn’t part of a much bigger , is a political statement. 11t’ we Cr\A~l rwnrlA ” .J”WILLI. . “I 1”. want-to reflect the feeling of the The departments of External majority of Canadians, we have and Fitness and to exert pressure and not send Affairs, Amateur Sport, issued a policy any teams there.”

OTTAWA (CUP) - Renovations at Carleton University have exposed potentially toxic insulation to students and staff but the university denies it is. dangerous to their health. Workers uncovered quat$ities of urea formaldehyde foam insulation (U FFlj within the walls of the Arts Tower and left

pieces inside the classrooms and outside on the ground, causing a-serious problem said a union .leader representing Carleton’s inside workers. “We’ve received an awful lot of complaints from people working in the Arts Tower: headaches, sore eyes; sore throats, and I running noses -

OTTAWA (CXJP) -- South African balloonists were asked to withdraw from a recent balloon festival here after the Canadian government denounced South Africa for its oppresive system of apartheid. Festival director Bob Burch said he asked the South African pilots to withdraw to avoid an unpleasant and embarrassing situation .

classic symptoms of UFFI poisoning,” said John Leyland, vice-president of the Canadian Union of Public Employees, Local 2323. UFFI is a white foam substance used as in,sulation in the early 70’s but it was later banned by the federal government when it learned j

U FFI releases formaldehyde gas, causing illness. UFFI has also been linked to cancer. But the university information officer Peter Larock denies the exposed UFFl posed a hazard and said the site had been inspected by Dr. Ted Gregor of the Ontario Ministry of Labour. “Dr. Gregor has

assured us that there, is no health hazard-, and he’s the expert,” said Larock. Larock did say the air in the Arts Tower would be tested for formaldehyde ‘gas with the results availble in mid-August. Despite, the university’s positive attitude to the incident, Kathy Dobbin of the federal

government’s UFFl centre says exposure to UFFI and the gas produced could cause respiratory problems, nausea and headaches, and even cancer. “lt would be hard to say if it would be a great or a little hazard but it definitely is a hazard,“:Dobbin said.

BC visa studentslose.medicare VANCOUVER (CUPj - It hasn’t been a pleasant summer for visa students in British Columbia. Still reeling from the doubling of their tuition fees at Simon Fraser University, foreign students have had their medicare benefits cut off just as they start a new term, ’

move, visa students ‘and workers were eligible for Medical Service Plan coverage after one year in B.C. About 4,000 students and workers will have to find alternative coverage under private plans because of the ministry’s decision.

“We’re cleaning up our system,” said B.C.‘s -health minister Jim Neilson of the change in policy. Before the Social Credit government’s

Lisa Price, an organizer with the Associat”;on of. University and College- Employees, said the group did not receive any official notice of the change in

policy and added they will have called the removal of challenge it in court. benefits discrimination and a “The position taken by the contradiction of the aims of government is illegal and the Expo ‘86, of which the intent is to subvert the medical I governing Social Credit Party is services act” by disenfranchisvery proud. ing visa students, said Price. The administration of the “(Neilson’s) actions are both University of British Columbia politically and economically has written to the minister on shortsighted.” behalf of the affected students, asking Neilson for a delay. Said Both workers and- visa Robert Smith: “‘1 am not sure he’ students are forming an alliance is aware-of the’implications of to fight, the move to cut off Y this plan (given the little time he medicare. I* Foreign students has had to develop itj? I

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Waslekar also stressed that a basic change in human consciousness is needed if the arms race is to be reversed. “Peace is about changing our attitudes toward each other and toward international relations.

UW helps Nigeria produce resource maps The University of Waterloo and the University of Lagos, Nigeria, are going to work together to produce muchneeded resource maps of the Sokoto-Rima basin, in the northwestern part of that African country. According to Dr. Ron Bullock, UW geographer and one of those involved with the project, there are no topographical maps for some parts of Nigeria and many of those that do exist are out of date, all of which hinders planning and development.

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Weapons are incidental so long as war is considered a way to settle disputes.” He noted that the peace in Europe is movement particularly active because Europeans realize that they are on the front lines. But Waslekar cautioned Canadians not to feel a false sense of security because no nation will be able to escape the effects of nuclear war. Waslekar said the key to ensuring a lasting peace is to “activate the latent goodwill within people.” He recalled incidents l’n lndia where, admidst the worse sectarian violence, Hindus had helped Muslims and vice-versa. It is in such acts that Waslekar sees the “power of love” which may save us in the end.

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community-based’ peace, church and youth groups, journalists, students, businessmen and politicians. Waslekar’s goal was to heighten dialogue on peace and disarmament issues and encourage all concerned to work for peace. As he put it, “you don’t have to be Mahatma Gandhi, you don’t have to be Mother Theresa . . . ordinary people can make a difference. Everybody can do something constructive.”

by Rick Nigel Imprint staff Peace can only be realized when people realize peace within themselves and their immediate realtionships, according to Sundeep Waslekar, a 26 year old Indian journalist and lecturer at Bombay University. He delivered this message to a group of peace activists at the Stirling Avenue Mennonite Church in Kitchener on August

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A shortage of food is one of Nigeria’s greatest problems, he explains, yet those interested in planning for an expansion of agricultural production are handicapped by inadequate information -- t hey cannot determine the amount of land already under cultivation, the rate of destruction of prime agricultural areas, or the amounts and quality of the crops already being grown. Bullock feels UW’s mapping expertise, which includes use of computers to automatically produce maps based on data

obtained from satellites flying over the country, could be of immense help to Nigerians. This co-operative project aims at the transfer of knowledge and technology to enhance Nigeria’s cartographic capabilities through the application of remote sensing. He sees such a project as an excellent pilot study, which will at the same time produce useful results and demonstrate the utility of satellite imagery in a broader program of national mapping.

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Arts prof~~conzputer To find out how his colleagues in the faculty of’ arts are using computers, Dr. John Goyder, University of Waterloo sociology professor, recently surveyed 104 of’ them. Though computers are routinely used by a large percentage of professors in other faculties such as mathematics, engineering and science. Coyder found a substantial number of “arts” (humanities, social sciences, languages) professors -- 2770 -- never have anything to do with them. “Arts is probably the only Waterloo faculty in which a substantial number of professors still avoid contact with computers,” Goyder says. “Social science professors use them a good deal but many .in the humanities don’t use them at all.” The survey is one of a number of studies into the use of several million dollars worth of’ computers which have been made available to U W within the past year by the Digital EquipmentCorp. (DEC). “We also tried to find out how arts professors divide their time

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between teaching, administration and research, and to what degree arts faculty member and this indicates a 50-hour work week is their involvement with computers affects the way they spend their typical. A typical week involves about seven hours of lecturing, nine time,” Goyder explains. “For instance, does a computerized system hours of lecture preparation, six hours advising students and four of keeping track of’ students’ marks mean a professor can spend hours marking papers. A further 14 hours are spent on research and more time preparing lectures or doing research? Do computers free 10 hours on administrative and other duties. professors from routine duties?” Asked what they like best about their jobs, 55Yo of‘ the professors - The survey shows those professors that have taken to the surveyed said research; 36yo opted for teaching. Only one per cent computer are making extensive use of it; 32% use it to help teach like administrative work. students. Others use it to prepare papers and research reports (word / “Overall, satisfaction with academic life proved high,” Goyder processingj. Still others use it for letter writing, sometimes to send reports, “with only four per cent feeling they would be happier mail electronically. outside academia.” “Social science departments often use it to help with statistical Dr. Neil Charness, psychology department, collaborated in analyses,” Goyder reprots, “but for the Arts faculty as a whole, this designing the survey, and Krista MacKenzie, an economics student, is not the main application. Word processing continues to be the conducted the interviews. Goyder says he plans a follow-up study in prime use.” five years (199Oj, to see what impact computers will have in the He says part of the survey deals with the work week of a typical interval.

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WATS WHEN SEPTEMBER Welcome to Orientation ‘85! For a year now, your residences, student societies and the Federation of Students have been planning this month. We’ve got parties and pubs, concerts and campus tours. We think there’s something for everyone, and we’re looking forward to meeting you all! This calendar is as complete a list of Orientation activities as we can prepare at press time. What we suggest you do is use it like a shopping list, or catalogue. Survey each day’s events, and plan your schedule around your favourites! Each activity has a tiny symbol beside the residence, society, it, representing club or other group for whom the activity is planned. Federation of Students events are for everyone, of course! Check the legend of symbols for your residence, your society, clubs of interest and the Federation of Students. Then use a pen or highlighter to mark all the events on the calendar that are especially for you! Voila! A customized calendar! Got conflicts? Lucky you! Now you know in advance that there are several activities available at that time, you can choose your favourite. For detailed information and some ticket sales, you should then visit the society or residence offices. It’s important - to confirm all events with the organizers. Society offices are in the legend. so . . . check the legend for symbols, find all your events in the calendar, and confirm the details with the societies and/or residences planning the events. Welcome, and have fun!

8:30-12:30 frosh rep. 8:30-4:30 I frosh k 9:00-5:oo c Notre Dame & St. Jeron campus tours 9;00-4:30 I Oriepta Informati 9:00-l 1 first di: 9:00-l 2:0( chemistry 9100-l 2:oc 1052, 20 facu!’ y 9:00-l 2:l tour of the city 1O:OO-5:00MC drop-in IO:00 - 4:c frosh kit sales in th 1o:oo-3:t “scavenl lO:OO-3:OO W cookie ( lO:OO-3:oo V Village 1 ch 1o:oo-$00 co Village 2 1 12:30-4:00 C barber l :OO-2:30PA( dance P a I:00 Ri ra l:OO-1:4 co-op frosh 1:oo Fnrlish Language llltp 2:Ou R a

Federation of Students, CC 235 . .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. Arts Student Union, HH 168 or Arts Coffee Shop . .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. Dance Students Association, BMH 2324 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. Engineering Society, CPH 1327 .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. . Environmental Studies Students Association, ES1 * 138A . .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... . Health Studies Student Association, BMH 2324 .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... . Kinesiology Students Association, BMH 2324 . .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. . Mathematics Society, MC 3038 . ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. Recreation Students Association, BMH 2324 .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. . Science Society, ESC 101 A .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. . Village 1 residence, main lobby .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. Village 2 residence, main lobby .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. . St. Jerome’s & Notre Dame Colleges, main lobby .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. Waterloo Christian Fellowship, CC 235 . .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. ... . Chinese Christian “Fellowship, CC 235 . .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... ...* Optometry Students Association, OPT .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. ... .. .. .. .. ... .. .

Village 8:30-4:30 1 welcome Vl

8:30-4:30 V2 Village 2 welcome 8:30-4:00 ESC 1OlA frosh registration 8:30-4:30-ES1 138A frosh kit sales 9:00-l 2:00 ES courtyard t frosh arrival & faculty lecture 9:00-5:00 outside SJC Dame & St. Jerome’s frosh arrivals 9:00-4:30 PAC gym 3 Orientation ‘85 t3 Information Booth lO:OO-2:00 V2 west 102 Parents’ Reception w with coffee & donuts, sponsored by the Office of Alumni Affairs lO:OO-4:00 EL 103, 112 4 frosh meet faculty, frosh kit sales, tours & pictures lO:OO-5:00 MC 3rd floor C&D drop-in centre i lO:OO-4:00 HH 280 w frosh kit sales in the Arts Coffee Shon 10:00-4:00 BMH Dance Office welcome & frosh kit sales 1O:OO-3300BMH frosh arrival lO:OO-3:00 PAC patio cookie counter W 11:30-3:30 BMH frosh kit sales & campus tours 12:00-4:30 Columbia Field 2, 5A / 4 Village 1 house roast & barbecue E2 fl 12:00 ESC 1OlA u campus tours 2:30-4:30 BMH cafe greetings & frosh kit sales lw l 2:30 Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s Laurel Creek assessment 3:30-7:30 Columbia Field 5A barbecue E 1 4:30 Columbia Field 4 barbecue E2 6:30 Village Green Parker Brothers, Carling O’Keefe E3 present

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lO:OO-2:00 V2 West 102 Parents’ Reception with coffee & donuts, sponsored by the Office of Alumni Affairs

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1I:30 SJC & NDC SJC’ N0’u.eDame & St. Jerome’s outdoor r,) L\ u 12:30 Siegfried Hall 3c’ h’ -+re Dame & St. Jerome’s parish picnic u 6:00 HH 373 & 378 =‘; Christian Fellowship orientation supper me$.rinp C 7:00--l 1:00 Notre Dame cafe Dame & St. Jerome’s talent nil-‘-+-cf!‘erhn:~se 7:00-1o:oo cc 110 2 informal Dane1discussi W 7:00 OPT’3rd floor lounge clinic tour & director’s welt 7:00-8:00 V2 great hall Vitlqoe 2 warden’s talk 8:00 Vl great hall 1 *‘;ti?ge 1 warden’s talk 11:30 Notre Dame 8c St. Jerome’s tuck-in servic

1:00 Village Green Free Outdoor Concert featuring Sheer Energy, Scott Merritt and Murray McLauchlan. Turnkeys sponsor barbecue & the U.W. Skydiving Club presents a demo.

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- 11:30-1:30 CC great hall 17 Sherwood Music, Creative Artsboard & Campus Centre Board present Midday Music, featuring David Sereda and Dave Lawson. 6:00 TBA Big Brother & Sister pot luck supper 6:30 PHY 145 House of Debates resolves “Frosh should A!!3 love, honour & obey” 8:00 T of A, ML l!3 - Creative Arts Board presents Deathtrap (Free for frosh, Feds $1, Others $3)

,\I If’/,, 4:30 Columbia Field @ barbecue and meeting Big Brothers & Sisters 8:00 T of A, ML Creative Arts Board presents Deathtrap (Free for frosh, Feds $1, Others $3)

12:qo ( Women’s Cent “Speaking Book of World “World’s Large l ;ati Cameron Heigh (rain locatic 8:00 Wa. PoQ semiformal win 9:00 F . B presents cc The Increa& mentalist ($2 Frosh, $3 I

8:30-6:00

day trip to A!!3Canada’s Wonderland

(tickets $15.00) TBA TBA Cornea Cup road rally

‘a

cof+ball?~nament

CC A!!3Clubs of U.W.10:30-3:30 greet the students and introduce themselves at information booths in the great hall.

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12:30 C Women’s Centrl “Dream of a Free Cc From Nica rag1 7:30 Al Women’s Centre F “Women in Develc

Board of Entertainment presents an all-day trip to Hamilton to play The Survival Game.

:. 1OlA ition 138A ties de SJC welcome,registration, Iformation gym ‘85

8:30-1’2:30 ESC 1OlA drop-in centre 8:30-4:30 ES1 138A frosh kit sales ? 930%5:OOoutside SJC- Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s registration, campus tours & information 9:004:30 PAC gym 3 /=1 Orientation ‘85 -Information Booth 9:0%12:00 PAC ~ +B second & third diagnostics lO:OO-12:OOMC I 3rd floor C&D 0 drop-in centre

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8:00 E2 graphics lab 9 Stunt judging lO:OO-3:00 PAC patio W cookie counter l~O:O&l1:00 PAC . Federation of Students presents m FROSH DAY: Administrative welcome, a songs & skits from the Warriors Band &vF.A.S.S. pep rally Wear running shoes! 11:30-3:00 Village,Green _ Playfair -“The Ultimate Icebreaker” (PAC in event of rain), barbecue and Labatt’s Schoon& Frisbee Demo Team. (BBQ tickets available in Fed office, CC 235) 4:00-5:00 NDC lounge Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s wine & cheese with faculty & staff 5:00-6:30 NDC & SJC cafes Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s semi-formal dinner 6:00-8:00 V2 Great Hall Village 2’World Record Night @ 8:Od T of A, ML Creative Arts Board presents El Deathtrap, free for frosh, Feds $1.00, Others $3.00. 8:00-l 1:OOSCH V:llage 1 & Village 2 comedy with I mentalist-hypnotist Mike Mandel.

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IO:60 HH 280 frosh kit sales tO:OO-3:00 PAC patio W cookie counter I -IO:30 PAC dance studio I ballet auditions A 11:30-1:30 AL 116 ? French Placement Test P 12:00-1:OOSJC & NDC cafes u3’ ‘Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s escort lunch 12:00-5:00 . magical mystery tour i 12:00-6:00 Columbia u Field 5A, B baseball tournament and dinner barbecue E2 12:30-3~3QVillage Green Village 2 watermelon football 1:30-6:30 Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s road trip to Bingeman Park/pub crawl 1:30 PAC dance studio modern auditions a 2:00 HH 280 -If scavenger hunt 3:00-4:00 PAC q fourth diagnostic 3:00-7:00 Laurel Creek w sports & games, followed by barbecue 3:30-5:30 Village Green faculty-frosh baseball game t w 4:00 PAC v Havenger .Scunt 4:00 HH 280 Post-scavenger-hunt party 5:00 Knotty Pine Champagne Big Sister dinner a 7:00 - 1:00 Siegfried Hall Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s movie night 8:00 Vl great hall Village 1 world record night

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road trip to see the Blue Jays game 11:30 SJC Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s Frosh Picture 12:00-5:00 BMH & MC & trip to, elora quarry (bike and bus) l :OO-5:00Columbia Field 1, 5A Renison, Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s college games & barbecue (SJC) 2:00-5:00 Columbia Field 4 field day or football game w 8:00 Fed Hall .43 - Board of Entertainment presents a pub with Itsa Skitsa _ and Conks-Go-Beat (Fresh $2, Feds $3, Others $4) . . 8:00-l :OO’V2 cafe Village 2 dj/video pub @ 8:00 St. Jerome’s cafe _ Notre Dame & St. Jerome-g beaurv :>ayeant * 8:00 SCH nub P. 8:t-i-IEL 107 movies 8:00 House party a mov~c and video niaht 8:00 T of A, ML’ Creative Arts Board presents /7 Deathtrap / (Free-for frosh, Feds $1, $3 Others) 8:00 Sunnydale party B ‘9:OOSunnydale . party I 9:004 :oo Vl green & red D.R.‘s -Village 1 pub with band and prize nigh! 9:00 St. Jerome’s cafe . u‘3’ Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s pub

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Notre Dame 8c St. Jerome’s hayride.to Elmira & bonfire at Columbia Field 8:00 Waterloo Inn 0 b Pub 8:30-12:00 PAC patio w Super-Mug coffeehouse (rain location CC 135) 8:30 Super Skate 7 Board of Entertainment presents a concert with’ 43 Strange Advance , c (Fresh $5, Feds $7, Others $9)

nuts & bolts, black & white party 8:00 Waterloo Inn

:ties present: IWl

9:oo Notre Dame & St. Jerome’s trip to the Farmers’ Market.

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Ficiency Exam I-,s‘ cafe :‘s airband contest uSJC’ Iall s present tght ape, Glen rtin Putts

Spy vs. Spy dance/party 8:00 T of A, ML Free for frosh, Feds $1.00, Others $3.00

2 crawl/comedy night e’s cafe Jerome’s pub 11,V2 cafe arty a,n m Seriesl‘eace” reen tt Guinness’ *dsattempt

rd Dance” LI mpah Band d Hall) Inn heeseparty 111 r with : Mandel, . jtist. 65 Others)

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4:30-7:30 El 2536 first supper meeting

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lOI30-3:3o.cc Clubs of U.W. greet the students and introduce themselves at information booths in the great hali. \ ~ 4:30-7:30 El 2536 Second supper meeting - W

1.2:00-7:00CC great‘ hall fedn, Campus Centre Board present 17w ’ \ all-night movies (Marathon Man, Return of-the Pink Pa&her: , 1 ^North by Northwest) .. , and Burger King presents - _ breakfast

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7:30 WLU Seminary 201 Slide show: “Campus Life -Students’ Perspective’ _ _ ,

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2:00 SeagramStadium Football game (U.W. vs. W.L.U.) YShinerama fundraiser: $2.00) . Labatt’s and Ringside Seats sponsor a Banner- and Body-Painting Contest (Paint & supplies at the Turnkey desk, CC) Judging to take place at the game. 5:00 Ringside Seats Labatt’s & Ringside Seats present Dinner at Ringside Seats (special dinner offer, prizes and refreshments for game ticket-stub holders) 8:00 Fed Hall Downtown Electronics & present m Colour Your Waterloo Pub (Feds $1, Others $2) TRA \\I I//, movie night <L)‘-

8:00 K-W Naval Eyeball welcome back dance

7:00 CC great hair ’ Domino’s Pizza & present a Euchre tournament ‘(Teams must register in the Fed office [CC2351 by 1:00 p.m.)

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7:30 WLU seminary 201 C Speaker meeting: ‘University r Education or Degree?”

-1. ii Series m Planet”

TBA Fundus Cup golf tournamem

12:00-3:30 Bombsh\elterbarbecue’

African Walk For Life Proceeds to African famine relief. , Callect sponsor sheets in CC 235 8:00 Sherkston Beaches Board of Entertainment presents l!3 - -U Gotta Regatta day trip (weather permitting) 8:30 West Tower outing to Cambridge Riverside Park

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8:00 Stratford - Creative Arts Board presents a trip to *’ Stratford to see \ -“Twelfth Night” (Ticket prices $15.00 and $23.00 include bus fare) 8:00 PAC Education Commission presents guest speaker 17 Dirvid Suzuki speaking on environmentalissues \ (free admission)’

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WORD9 I Get your resumes in -early!

Maybe we can help.

I The Federation of Students word -a processing service probably produces, I more resumes than-any other s&ice in the ’ city. They’re fast tind friendly. They’re I competitive and they’re on-campus. j’ -. I And they’d.iove to help you beat the rush by ’

preparing your resume early this term. \ For information and service,-visit the Federation of Students office, Campus Centre Room 235.: I

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Office

“Your horror, my client thinks tan years is a little h&h and requem permission to approach the bench.”

Help the Legal R&source -Office monitor student rental rates. Donate to our Lease’B&kN Bring in your lease and we’ll have it copied. .m

Free counselling .by trained volunteers Voknteers needed...drop bj, the office

CampusCentre Rm 15OA or leave a message 24 hours a day 885-0840

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WANTED

The Federation of Students has a number of positions available for the 85/M school year: , . -- B:Ent. stage crew -- B.Ent. security -- SCOOPS ice cream scoopers --WORDS word processing technicians _

THE WOMENS CEbKTRE

Two Federation Executive ,posts are also.. available- (volunte-er with -a regular .* stipend): -’ ’ ,

-- _ Chairperson,

Board of External

Liaison -- Women’s Commissioner B,..

For’ details: and applications, -visit ‘the Fedei-ation of Students office immediately _ in Campus Centre \ 235. i

_NEEDS VOLUNTEERS Come to one of our orientation meqtings:

WED. SEPT. 1lth 10:30 - 11:30 a.m. THURS. SEPT. 12th lo:30 - 11:30 a.m. . in the Campus Centre Rm l-50 1 B ext #3457

the Creative Arts Board of the /-7 Federation of Sthmts presents

Fresh wear frosh ShiPtS 8:30 - 1:OO am Federation of Students presents...

Sept. 4th

coInedym@t Ha,Ha, Ha with IQFle Nape,

Glen Otbway E7Martin putts 890

pm. - 1:OO am.

Feds W V2 Present...

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Blight

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Federation of Students E7 O’Tooles present... Spy Vs. Spy Dry Dance

Party

8:00 pm. - 1:00 am.

Sept. 7th

.Bent presents ... mmks GO Beat 6 Itsa skitsa Fresh $2 Feds $3 Others $4 8:00 pm. - 1:00 am.

September 8~00 p.m.

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licfce ts available at the door or at the Fed Office(CC235) FREE Fe%?’ $7 00 Others $3 00

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VISA, MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS ACCEPTED

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Offer valid 001 any 12 slice @zzn or autlwatic Chicngo Style Deep Dish (hmily Size) PizzP of our choice, VALID ON DINING ROOM 0 ii DERS ONLY. NOT VALID ON ALCOHOLIC’ BEVERAGES.

Offer valid at Mothers iocatiori Kitciterter, JVaferloo, Cue&h, Cambridge and Slralford

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OCTOBER

1,. 1985

O.FS prepares>-to take-on new ‘g@vernmefit with 5 point. play

by Donald Duench -Imprint staff With a new provincial government, the -Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) believes it has a,chance to-effect meaningful changes in the college and university system.

At 2 their I Annual- General Meeting, held in June, the OFS delegates adopted a tiive point

set of proposals. They include: - improving OSAP - limiting tuitions and incidental fees, such as computer fees - restoring provincialIunding to .

l980/ 8 1 levels and obtaining full federal government transfer payments - providing better housing - obtaining student and public

input into the educational system. Representatives of OFS met with the new Minister of Colleges and Universities, Gregory Sorbara, on July 25. At the meeting, Sorbara refused to commit the p,rovincial government to turn over the full federal government transfel(l payments earmarked for education.

Here’s your chance to’get

TRANSIT

PASSES -.

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The student rate f&r bus passes is

$l-04.000/term ’ _you can get your student bus pass in the Federation of Students office Cqupus Centre 235

11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.’ Wed., Sept.- 4 - I?&, Sept. 6 Mon., Sept. 9 - Thur., Setit. 12 R __-_

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MAGGIE can type it! Essays, theses and letters - s 1 .OO per page. Resumes $5.00. :Free pick up and delivery. Phone 743-l 376 Experienced typist wilt do fast, accurate work. IBM Selectric. Reasonable rates. Close to Sunnydate - Lakeshore Village. Call 885-l 863

FOR SALE

1981 Kawasaki GP 2500, new Header, cylinders rebored in 1984, A-l condition, . $1;200. LOST Desks, used steel 15.00 to 4O.OQ each,& large ‘tot of chairs, tables&d etc. glass top table Lost - Sweatshirt - Burgundy with ‘Concord window glass cut to -size884-2806 on front. Take>to receptionist at Notre Dame, ~Koss Walkman for sate - Good Condition - . Residence. , ,; -. . Piease catt 886-2493 = Ask for+dy Lost a black watt&n friday 12ih;. 1,985, had&t ~ %Sheh&g; Desks and other furniture made to ,,I‘ my credit cards, -z&t. untverstw t?o., including ’ $131) j&h.,. Plea*. return ~+#ota Kiania; ‘., order. some premade. Low, no ,middl&m& :prices, i$3’ x 3’ solid pine book shelves $70. ’ Address:. IO8 Se&tim ‘Drive;“91 0 tet. ,88;4W& deliver. Phone Peter or Adriane 744-2386 . 1 9284. ‘There isareward offered : ..I ‘.

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Volunteers between 18 and 24 interested in actively exploring youth issues. For info call 579-8150 between 10 pm. and midnight.

Se’ entrepreneur makes I high quality, tow cost, furniture. Will make shelving, desks, etc. Phone Adriane or Peter 743-2386 TYPING , Typing: Essay, theses, work reports, resumes, business letters, etc. Neat, accurate, wilt correct spelling, grammer G punctuation. . Reasonable rates, electronic typewriter, 7 yrs. experience typing for students,, Phone Lee 886-5444, afternoon or evening. ’ . ’ Typing - Essays, term papers, reports, theses, etc; Reasonable rates. Close to campus, call \: 1 886-8329. I

Sunday

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Recreational Folk Dance Classes, 730 9:30 pm.,atthe Adult Recreation Centre, 185 _hg St. S, Waterloo. Admission, %/person or 4 month membership. ($25 for 8 ctasSe$. K-W International .Fotk DanceGroupzFor more info ph. 576-2653 or 579-1020. Chinese Christian Fellowship: Orientation SupperMeeting, 6:00, pm.. tit H~t?s; Rm,,

Ride from Waterloo to Toronto and back ’ Mondaji - Friday for fall work term. Call collect; .’ Trina, 416463-0266. Share gas.

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Ho,w--&JR! team far-e-d l.ast year L by Donald Duench Imprint staff The 1984-85 athletic year at Waterloo- was one filled with suspense, surprises, and, above all, success. U W teams travelled as far west as Vancouver (field hockey) and as far east as- Halifax (basketball) in pursuit of OUAA (Ontario Universities Athletic Association),‘OWlAA (Ontario Women’s Intercollegiate Athletic Association) and ClAU (Canadian Interuniversity Athletic Union) titles. The following is a review of each team’s 1984485 season:

Soccer The soccer Warriors got out to a fast start in their regular season, j by winning three and tying one pf~\their first four games. r Unfortunately, a few demoralizing defeats dropped U W to a 7-4-l record at the end of the season. This was good enough for fourth place in the OUAA West division, but not good enough for the playoffs, as only the top three teams qualified for post-season play.

.Alpine Skiing

Squash

The Warrior Alpine Ski team, led by Dave Roth and Andy Stone, finished in secohd overall in their five-event season. Roth and Stone took first and second place, respectively, in the final ’ slalom, giant slalom, and combined categories. The Athena skiers wound up in third place at. season’s end. The strongest individual performance came from Andrea Baker, who would up in second place in giant slalom, and third place in both slalom and combined results.

At the OUAA squash championships, Waterloo finished off an ,impressive season by ending third to the perennially tough Western and Toronto teams. The Athena squashers wound up fourth in the OWIAA last season. Swimming

In the water, the Athena swimmers finished 4th in the OWIAA, with Kate Moore, Allison Loucas, Wendy Good and Anita Martosh qualifying for ClAU competition. A week iafer, the Warriors finished 5th at the OUAA championships. Olympian Mike West, in his first year swimming. for UW, broke two OUAA records while winning the 1OOm and 200m backstroke events. Langis Roy also qualified for the ClAU / meet. At the ClAU’s, West took both of his races, setting two ClAU records in the process. Moore earned silver medals in the 1OOm and 200m backstroke, while Loucaccame third in the 50m butterfly.

Badminton

For the second year ‘in a row, the Warrior badminton team was prevented from reaching the OUAA finals. Only the top four teams get to go to the finals, and, unfortunately the Warriors ended up fifth. Men’s Basketball The basketball season started out with a bang, as Waterloo won tournaments at Winnipeg and Ryerson, as well as their own Naismith tournament. Their perf:ormances were good enough to attain the No. 1 ranking in the first CIAU poll. In the regular season, U W went IO-2 to finish first in the OUAA West division, but suffered the loss of forward Paul Boyce due to an injured ankle. Boyce was able to return for the OUAA West playoffs, which Waterloo won, 66-60 over McMaster. A 74-62 loss to York in the OU AA finals dropped the Warriors to the No. 2 spot nationally, but a week later U W came back to win the CIAU Mid East Regional with victories over Toronto and McMaster (this time 75-73 on a 20 foot jumper by Rob Froese at the buzzerj. At the national finals in Halifax, Waterloo beat St. Francis Xavier 87-79 in a thriller to advance to the championship game against Victoria. Despite the 32 point performance of Mike Moser Memorial Award winner Peter Savich, Victorra won their sixthconsecutive national title by a 93-79 ‘margin. ” Savich was not alone at the pre-final awards dinner, as U W head - coach Don McCrae was given Coach of the Year honours. 3 Women’s

Basketball

With only three returning players, not much was expected *from last year’s Athena squad, but strong team play at pre-season tournaments at McMaster and Windsor{ both won by the Athenasj made up for any inexperience. The Athenas finished their regular season with an 84 record, advancing to the OWlAA playoff tournament at McMaster. They lost their first game, 74-52, to a Laurentian team which later advanced to ClAU play. ’

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Country

For the second year in a row, UW hosted the OUAA/OWlAA Cross Country championships on the NorthCampus. The Warriors, finished in third place, which was their best showing in many years. Due to the loss of many talented runners through graduation, the Athenas could only muster a 7th place performance.

. Synchronized

Figure Skating l984-85 was the second year 01‘ Athena figure skating, and while the Athenas may be short on tradition, it won’t be that way for long. The OWlAA championships were held at U W for the tirst time, with Waterloo finishing fifth. Strong performances by Carol Rankie, Helga Zeilke, Pam Hastings, Heather Hulme and Stephanie Muelller led the way for the Athenas.

Warrior skip Glen Howard, vice Harry van Y meren; second Brad and. lead Ken Lrpka won the OUAA curling Watson, championship. This was UW’s thrd straight curling title, with Howard at skip all three years. Although the Athenas were ranked No. 1 in Ontario going in the OWIAA tournament; they lost to Western, 10-9, in the suddendeath OWlAA final. The final went into an extra end, as the Athenas came back from an 8-2 deficit with four ends remaining to tie. Field Hockey

The Athena field hockey team tbund itselfin a struggle to survive all season, playing in the tough OWIAA West division. 1 hey wound. up finishing the regular season in fourth place. and won a preliminary game against fifth-place Western to advance to the OW 1AA playoff tournament. Athena victories over McGill and Guelph advanced the team EO the OWIAA final, where they lost 1-O to York. Since the top two OWlAA teams q.ualified for the ClAU tobrnament, the Athenas winged out to B.C. PlaceTStadium with high hopes. After losses to Victoria (the eventual national champion), St. Mary’s and New Brunswick, U W wound up with the distinction of’ being No. 6 in the , country. z

The graduation of key players in the skill positions the yearbefore left a weak, undermanned team to take the field last year. This showed in losses 01 f,i.~‘a LO McMaster and 72-O to Western (in which a Campus Ret quarterback played the fourth quarter), where UW showed more enthusiasm than expertise. Last season’s highlight was a 25-24 victory over Toronto, the only bright spot on. U W’s l-6 record. Golf

Victories in exhibition‘ tournaments at Waterloo and York adequately pre~pared the golf Warriors for’the tournaments that counted. In the OUAA qualifying event, WW placed third to make , it to the five-team-finals.. At the OUAA finals, a. two-day event, Waterloo was fifth after the first day, but bounced back to take second place overall on the last day. Steve Bain’s rounds of 76 and 76 gave him second place individually, three strokes behind Neil Hayworth of Ciuelph. , * / Hockey For much of their season, the hockey Warriors were as cold as the lcefield in January. They wound up their season with a 6-l 8 record. giving them a tie for 11th place in a 13-team league. Warrior head coach Jack Birch has left UW to take on an assistant coaching position with the NHL‘s New York Rangers. Taking’ over for Birch is ,Don McKee. , Nordic

Both the Warrior and place finish in the OUAA results, considering the Vicki Bassett (Carling’s

Athena tennis teams wound up with a third and OW 1AA respectively. These are good calibre of player in these leagues such as sister). Track

and Field

Due to conflicts between track and cross country scheduling, U W‘s best showings last year were in the realm of’ indoor track. At the OUAA/OWlAA championships, both the Warriors and Athenas came in 6th place. The strongest individual performances came from Har:rey Mitro. winning the 1OOOm in a U W record time, and from Sylc.la Malgadey-Forgrale, who won both the 60m hurdles and iong jumpsettjng two school records. Seven Warriors and .two Athenas qualified tor the ClAU meet, U W’s largest contingent ever at the nationals. At the ClAU’s in Windsor, Malgadey-Forgrave won both the 6Om hurdles and long jump, and achieved two CIAU records. M itro wound up second in the 15UOm, improving his school record. Overall, the Warriors and Athcnas each finished 10th out 01’26 institutions represented. Men’s Volleyball

Rookie head coach Rob Atkinson kept the winning volleyball tradition at Waterloo going, as his troops won nine out of‘ their ten regular season contests. Unl’ortunately, Western also won 9 ot’ 10, and was awarded a bye into the OUAA West title game with a better point spread. UW then beat Guelph in a semi-final to set up a thrilling final against U WO. which the Warriors won Y-l 5, 15-6, IO15, 17-15, 15-9. The UW hopes were dashed the next week in the OUAA final when they lost to I uronto, ending their tine season. Women’s

Volleyball

Unlike their male counterparts, the Athena volleyballcrs were not able to mount a charge on the. Ontario title. last year. l’he Athenas finished fourth with a 6-6 record.Just missing the playoffs. -.

W aterpolo .

A Player-coach John Saabas and his waterpolo Warriors tremendous season last year. Ur!!ortunatel~, tremendous good enough against McMaster’s uatcrpolo team. which biggest dynasty in any sport in the CIAU toda>,. Saabas stirring personal example with his play as the Haterpolo finished third in the OUAA.

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Wrestling

Head wrestling coach Egon Beilcr had hoped to get 6 iout:h OI tiith place iinish irom his U W grapplers. but the best that Waterloo could do was finish sctctlth in the OUAA.

Skiing

The nordic skiers spent most of the winter competing in loppets all around Ontario and Quebec, and their hard work paid off. For the fifth consecutive year, the Athenas took the OWlAA title, with four skiers in the top ten. Three of them, Pat Wardlaw, Jocelyn Piercy and Jacquie Gibson also took the, 3 by 5 km relay. The Warriors, however, finished in 8th place in both the team and relay events. RugbY

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Illnesses and work terms hurt the Athena synchro swimmers last year, preventing U W from-entering any single or duet events at the OWIAA championships. In the team event, the Athenas finished fifth, which ga.ve Waterloo a placing of ninth overall.

The rugby Warriors lost ten players to graduation and work terms from their 1983 OUAA championship team. but were still a force to be reckoned with in 1984. Their record 01‘5-2 left them tied with Western for second place in the OU AA West di\ ision. The IWO clubs had played each other twice during the regular seascu, with each side winning one game, but Western’s victory.was by a larger margin. This allowed the Mustangs ,to advance to the semi-finals, ending an impressive season for the Warriors.

The field hockey Athenas again made it to the CIAU tournament 1984.

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W Band: a musical \safety valve

by Steve Hayman Former Chief Centurian University of Waterloo Warriors Band For nineteen years the University of’ Waterloo Warriors Band has provided a musical safety valve for the UW community. The group’s primary purpose is to promote a healthy spirit at University of Waterloo athletic events. What that means is that we play at all U W football and basketball games (and many other athletic encounters) in an often successful attempt to suggest that beating theeother team would be a good idea. Yes, we’re a group of athletic supporters. But we’re more than that. The Band occupies an interesting niche in the campus musical spectrum, falling somewhere between the U W concert band and Laurel Creek Ducks. It’s also a great social organization, where fun is valued above all else, except maybe the Bass Drum and our mascot. Bob the Duck.

Although we encourage musical talent in the Warriors Band, it is by no means essential; neither is owning an instrument. The Band has, through the years, (and by various methods) acquired an interesting assortment of’ onceproud band instruments. These are available for loan to enthusiastic, but hornless, members. Rehearsals, as we like to call them, are held every Thursday in the auditorium at Conrad Grebel College. They have music stands over there and everything; We actually DO use music, and we play a wide variety of tunes: from Elgar to Elton John, from Largo to Allegro molto con brie. But we usually don’t let musical quality get in the way of’ having a good time. Not that we don’t present quality material, mind you. This past year the Band was called upon to act as the Pit Band for theannual FASS musical revue. (Watch f’or us there again in February!) And, recently, the Band was named as the Official Band of the Canadian Olympic

Basketball Team, in recognition of’ its contributions at a number of’ international basketball games. Yes, really. We learned the national -anthems of Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia last year. And they even RECOGNIZED them! As well, we have f‘ollowed the UW basketball Warriors to Halifax for the Canadian championship tournament, where we delighted the fans with renditions of classics like “Tuxedo Junction”, “Ghostbusters”, “Hawaii Five-O” and that old favourite, “Waterloo, Waterloo”. We are often called upon by the University to lend an appropriate festive air to building openings, sod turnings and computer shutdowns. We also represent UW in various municipal events: “Here Comes Peter Cottontail” has become a standard at the Santa Claus Parade. The band was f’ounded in 1966 by Dr. Dave Greenberg, who also managed to get U W to give

him a Ph.D. in Applied Math. Over the years a large number of’ talented musicians have left their marks on this group, (but they’re healing very nicely, thank you...) and, as a result, we are now a vital part of’ the University Community. And we’re certainly a lot better than the Western Band. If’ you’d like to become a part of’ this proud musical tradition, simply show up ready to play at any Warrior football game, or come to a practice at 5:45 Thursday at Conrad Grebel. Watch too, for our information booth in the Campus Centre during Club Information Days. Drop in and meet the current leader, Chiet Centurian Dave Waddington. Or you can give me, Steve Hayman, a call at 749- 1707. The Warrior Band. It’s been called “One of’ the Bands in Canada”. Come out and find out why.

r by Paul Condon Sports Information

Director

Coach Bob McKillop bt’glnh his t’ourth season as the head coach of’the Warriors Football team. The 1984 campaign was a major setback in the rebuilding program at UW but McKillop thinks 1985 will be a much better year. There are many reasons f’or the Warriors to be optimistic in 1985. Upwards of’ 40 returnees will be in camp along with an impressive crop of first year players lying for starting

positions. Last year’s rookie quarterback Tony lantorno from East York Collegiate in Toronto returns to lead the oft‘ence. After a year’s experience this exciting scrambling pivot should blossom into a real leader for the team. Fullback Mike Sweeney will be bacK this year after a year’s absence. A top CFL prospect, he will gitc the of’fense son-:: much needed strength and vi-riet\. Runtingback Darlo Pletto w111 return t‘or his f’ourth year as a starter in the backfield. His versatility

w1i1 gate the offense a cery dif‘terent look. The receiving corps will be led by fourth year slotback Dean Cebulski, and third year wide receiver Rob Kent. both of’ whom are proven quality receivers in the OUAA. Second year player Chris Maecker will also see a great deal of playing time as a wide receiver. The offensive line has a large nucleus returning as centre Paul Callaghan, guards Paul Kacso. and Dave Stoddart along with tackle John Bamf‘ord, all will enter their last

year at L W. The def’ence will once again be under the coordination of‘ coach Mark Meckham who returns to defence af’ter a year on the other side of the line. Allstar Mike Martineau will once again anchor the front f’our along with last year’s rookie-of’the-year Allan Rothwell. Mike Parkhill and Robert Haid will be the ends. Four year veteran defensive end John Shamess also returns, but this year as a linebacker. The linebackers will again be the heart of’the defence as Dave

Boston and Enro Dimlchelle. both return to play inside. Bobby Copeland will start his second year at an outside linebacking spot. The deep backs will be a quick group lead by former Eastwood C.l. OFSSA track champions Kirk Johnson and Mike Schneider. Returnees Neil Hohlman, Andres Adamski and Chris Keeler will all be much improved due to their year’s experience. The 1985 fortunes of’ the Warriors will rest in two areas. First, if’ they can stay clear of

the devastating Injuries that habe plagued the team in the past two seasons. a healthy Warrior team can compete with anyone in the league. Second, if the of‘f’ense can begin to control the ball they will give the defence the help they require. The quarterbacking spot should be much stronger this year with lantorno back with a year’s experience along with Eric Carrier, and rookie Mike Wright f’rom Lakeport S. S. waiting in the wings.

Tryout times for UW teams If you’re not able to make the meeting, please contact the coach involved. She or he will be glad to hear from you.

MEETING

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Coach Bob McKillop Mark Harper John Vincent T.B.A. Judy McCrae Barney Lawrence T.B.A. Carl Totzke Andy Heal T.B.A. Rob Atkinson T.B.A. Maureen Long Don McKee Carl Totzke Sally Kemp Don McCrae Dave Heinbuch

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J Tuae. Oct. 1 - Ryersoh (exh.) - 7’30,p.m Thur. Oct. 3 - Laurier (exh.) - 730 p.m. Sat. Sun. Oct. 5.6 - at R.M.C. Tournament Sun. Oct. 13 - R.M.C. c 230 p.m. Sat. Sun. Oct. 19,26 - Warrior lnvltatlonal Tournament - Sat 2:00 p.m. 6 7:GU p.m./Sun. - 1230 p.m. & 4.00 p m Sal Oct. 26 - Laurentian - 730 p.m Sun. Oct. 27 - Laurentian - 230 p.m. Thur. Oct. 31 - at Guelph - 730 p.m Sal. Nov. 2 - at Ryerson - 830 p.m. ( Fri. Nov. 8 - McMaster - 730 p.m. Sun. Nov. 10 - Brock - 230 p.m. Sat, Nov. 16 - at Western - 730 p.m. Sun. Nov. 17 - York - 230 p.m. Sun. Nov. 24 - Queen’s - 2%) p.m. Fri. Nov. 29 - Guelph - 7% p.?. Sal. Nov. 39 - at McMaster - 830 p.m. Sat, Sun. Dec. 26,29 - at Ryerson Tournament Sat, Jan, 11 - at Queen’s - 2:00 p.m. Sun. Jan. 12 - at R.M.C. - 2:00 p.m. Sun. Jan. 19 - Toronto - 130 p.m. Sat. Jan. 25 - Windsor - 230 p.m. Sun. Jan. 26 - Ryerson - 230 p.m. Fri. Jan. 31 - at Toronto - 730 p.m. Wed. Feb. 5 - at York - 730 p.m. Fri. Feb. 7 - at Brock - 7:30 p.m. Sun. Feb. 9 - Western - 230 p.m. Sat, Fab. 15 - at Windsor - 730 p.m. Fri. F&B. 21 - Laurier - ?:30 p.m. Saf. Feb. 22 - at Laurier - 7:00 p.m. Tues. Feb. 25 - OUAA Quarter Finals Tues. Mar. 4 - OUAA Semi-Finals (completed) Tues. Mar. 11 - OUAA Championship (completed) Fri. Sat. Sun. Mar. 14,15,18 - CIAU Semi-Finals (Regionals) OUAA. OUAA AUAA Fri. Sat. Sun. Mar. 21,22,23 - CIAU Championships - Alberta <

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by Dave Lawson Imprint staff For some time Scott Merritt has been known in Kitchener for his appearances at intimate gatherings of peace activists, as he travelled along the 401 filling in time between the summer folk festivals. Appearing sometimes solo, occasionally with bassist David Woodhead. and sometimes sharing the bill with the likes of Heather Bishop, his rapport was definitely one rooted in the socially conscious, politically articulate trappings of the Canadian folk music scene. This is a scene that represents, now more than ever, the “music for the folk” with artists like Jane Siberry, Bruce Cockburn, and Scott Merritt spearheading a campaign towaras ectectrcism and technoliteracy in an industry that is increasingly cynical. At a typical new-generation folk festival, one can easily imagine groups like the Talking Heads fitting in with the more traditional acoustic-oriented musicians; it is possible to pass three days without even encountering a harmonica or a banjo. The layout of a typical weekend looks like an encapsulized version of the folk movement itself, moving progressively from the traditional to headlining performances of state-of-the-art “new wave folkies.” Backed up by bands, the singersongwriters have bolstered their messages with texture and power. In this sense, folk music - the voice of insight, protest and criticism - stands the chance of being legitimized; it rests at a fragile balance in history between poignancy and commodity because, chameleon-like, it bears just the right combination of the superficial traits of pop music. Duke Street Records seems to recognize this challenge and is rising to it. Scott Merritt could be the best thing that’s happened to Duke Street Records; at any rate having recently signed asixyear contract with the label, Duke Street could be one of the best things that’s happened to Scott Merritt - careerwise. Merritt now joins label-m&es such as Jane Siberry and Hugh Marsh in an adventure that he describes as “really innovative” in Canada. Says Merritt, “I’m excited about the label . . : I’m optimistic that there’s a company looking at putting Alternative music out on the market and trying to make it work. I think that’s very respectable.” Earlier Merritt performances emphasized a jocular, almost mischevous approach characterized by songs bearing such classic titles as “Chameleon”, “Time for a Good Find”, and “Death and Brown Things”. Audience participation was His important, with “face along” and sing-along choruses. a catalogue of fretted instruments performances feature - ranging from six and twelve string guitars to mandolins and mountain dulcimers. Even in the acoustic medium, the musician had a knack for coaxing fresh sounds out ot instruments that, in the hands of those less masterful, can lend

With his music affiliations with peiformers as diverse as Bruce Cockburn, Manteca, Jane Siberry, Valdi, and the now-defunct Perth County Conspiracy. In perhaps an ideal blend of the old and new singer/songwriter schools, Scott Merritt joins the penultimate Canadian folkie Murray McLauchlan for an outdoor double-bill on UW’s Village Green on September 9. We spoke to Scott Merritt earlier this summer at the Festival of Friends. Imprint: You pIayed at a rally a few years ago, and there was some trouble with the microphone. You asked the audience to bear with you while you made some “technical adjustments”, then you remarked, “that’s what this is all about, isn’t it technical adjustments !” Do you still pretty well see things that way? Scott Merritt: I’m constantly working on that because I do have aspirations to better myself a lot. I don’t ever -take for granted that I’ve arrived someplace. I don’t believe that there’s some place called home anymore . . . there’s a lot of technical adjustments on this one path that I’m following - I want to be ad.justing all the time, I want to be active, I want to be conscious, so as long as there’s enough challenges along this route I’ll certainly stay here and if I feel like I’m getting too comforta-ble I really hope I have the nerve to jump out of it.

i ah~ays said when change presents break you’d better bend yourself*

itself unless you’re gonna

I: How did you land your recent contract ,with Duke Street? SM: There was a couple of options - one was with a major company and one was with a small company (Duke Street). . . I found out from meeting with the major company that that month they had released 60 new albums in Canada - this was a company that had shown interest in our work, so that made me nervous and made me realize why some of my friends had the ill luck that they had.with the major companies. What I’m doing, I don’t consider it that mainstream, and I know it’s not to be the sort of thing that’s going to be really popular. . . I know it’s going to take a fair amount of attention just to make it I survive, so I think the route to go is with someone who has more of a focuson the artist - which seemed tobe Duke Street. themselves to more pedestrian voicings. Lyrically,:Merritt was, ’ They seem to really know what they’re in for, and they seem to and remains, unpredictable and offbeat.. be very liberal .with the way they are going to let us produce. I: The title of your latest album, Serious Inkference i what death and brown things, and my potatoes are does that mean? undercooked* SM: (On the album) there’s all these sort of little interferences, and a lot of them are from the radio and that sort of thing, and I While he still retains all of the above elements to varying also thought of what people were expecting from me insomuch degrees, the Merritt of late sings with a new power. The passing as it was sort of a serious work as opposed to my performaces of this “refugee from the folk circuit” more fully into the before which were a lot more jocular. . . I thought the fact that ’ electronic medium has given him a conviction and voice that this music was serious would just be a distraction. We use an _ _transcends the light, almost self-effacing style of former phases. continued on page 2 He’s .backed up by a band whose various members claim

Artienian views KM/SO, as One of best by Pete Lawson Imprint staff With a humble beginning as an amateur orchestra in 1945, the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Orchestra has grown into a unit of 55 professional musicians. Directed by Raffi Armenian, who views his orchestra as one of the best in Canada, this local and national orchestra will celebrate its 40th anniversary during \ the 85-86 season. Mr. Armenian, the Music Director and Principal Conductor, is an ambitious professional who has guided the symphony from a semi-professional unit in the early 70’s into a fully professional unit which calls Centre in the Square home. The augmentation of the orchestra with the much celebrated talents of Moshe Hammer (principal solo violin and Concertmaster) in 1982 and a first recording on CBC Records are indicators of furture growth for the KWSO. ’ The 85-86 season,for the symphony will present great music in various series. A copy of their 85-86 season brochure can probably be found at the BASS ticket booth in Hagey Hall. MASTER

SERIES

The 40th Birthday gala initiates the season on October 4 and 5 with an all Beethoven program. Other highlights include; Dec. 6 and 7, Moshe Hammer (violin) and Daniel Bush (viola) performing Haydn, Mozart and De Falla; Jan. 17 and 18, Canadian pianist Jon Kimura Parker (winner of Leeds International piano competition 1984) plays Prokiev; and May 9 and 10, Louis Quilco, an internationally renowned baritone, sings Dvorjak. ESSO -

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The Pops Series contains light music for everyone, and the most noteworthy event is “A Night In Vienna,” May 23 and 24, which will concentrate on music from the new KWSO Oktoberfest Operetta record. ELECTROHOME

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A collage of the entire musical spectrum will be performed by the Canadian Chamber Ensemble in the elegant setting of the Walper Terrace’s Crystal Ballroom. The Canadian Chamber Ensemble consists of the principal players of the KWSO.

Concerts 20, Nov.

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The Munich Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted by Lorin Maazel, will fill the Centre in the Square with the sounds of Brahms, Hindemith and Weber on Monday, Oct. 28. This 130 piece orchestra will utilize the complete acoustic qualities of the hall. AMADEUS: HIS FRIENDS, HIS RIVALS For students, the Amadeus series would be the best set of concerts to attend, because the orchestra is playing on campus at the Theatre of the Arts and the performance will draw on music from the-late Baroque and early Classical periods. This series has four performances: Champions, Friends, Rivals and Mentors; and encompasses the music of W.A. Mozart, L. Mozart, J. Haydn, M. Haydn, Salieri, Hummel, J.C. Bach, and others. The four concert subscription is only $22 for students. To see a symphony orchestra at the approximate price of a movie is a bargain. Because the original series sold out, an additional series of the same programmes has been added. The added Series will be staged on the Tuesday evenings before the Wednesday (original) performances. Performances

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Hid: music for the soul by Peter Lawson Imprint staff

“Carnival in Venice” or songs by Composers like HoaWY Carmicheal.

From the birth place of jazz, New Orleans, came Al Hirt, and his destination on the eve of July 29 was Stratford’s Festival Theatre. This famous trumpeter and his company played a cou,ple of hours of easy flowing jazz which was nurturing for the soul and captivating for the mind. Though he says, “I’m a pop commercial musician and I’ve got a successful format,” Al Hirt’s show was anything but pop trite. Complimentitng his revered trumpet skills, his accompanying musicians displayed their own virtuosity throughout the evening. On electric bass, Bill Hunningt,on, a music teacher from New Orleans and an old friend of Al Hirt, held a solid for his fellow foundation musicians. Also adding strong support was drummer Joey Barron from New York, who delighted the audience with his delicate touch. The pianist, Dave Zoller from Dallas, is the newest member of the Al Hirt troupe, and though stodgy musicians may judge him harshly for working on comm’ercials, he proved to be an excellent musician, possessing clever harmonic improvisations. The music performed belonged to various sources such as Al Hirt’s “pop hits,” ,“Cotton Candy”, “Sugar Lips”, and “Java” or a classically styled piece, Continued

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Coupled with this entertaining music is Al Hirt’s jovial stage personality which increases empathy between player and audience. Being a ltirge bearded man, he brings to mind Santa Claus, who

; delivers the same gifts of joy. The humourous Story of bassist Bill Hunnington leaving his bass fiddle back home because it was too bla to fly with, though he could have bought it a seat under the name Mr. B. Fiddle, was typical of Al Hirt’s wit. This positive disposition spread throughout the band, into the music, and into the night.

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humour still, but not at all the sort of humour we used when we were playing those days; it has changed dramatically over the l’ast two or three years. So, it interferes - and it’s serious. I: “Storybook Shoes” is an fntriguing song. What were you thinking about when you wrote it? SM: Doug Kenney is a humourist who wrote for National Lampoon, of all magazines, who was responsible for the most part for Animal House. There is a bit of archetype, I find, in the humour department, and I think this enters into “serious interference” quite a bit, this idea of this album following more of a jocular album because I’ve always found a dark side to humourists . . . they will sit at home with the lights off and listen to the darkest music in the world, and they just sit there and mope, or they watch the news and they swear silently to themselves . . . Doug Keeney would talk about the great work he was going to do. He was going to get out of humour and make this one serous thing that was going to stop the world. In the end, he went to Hawaii and he was there by himself for a while and he called back to his fiance and invited her over. They were finally going to settle down and get married after this long engagement. When she arrived, there was this writing that said “these are some of the happiest days I’ve ever ignored” written on the mirror of the washroom and he had gone and jumped off a cliff at the ends of the islands and, ah, that was the end of Doug Kenney. did he jump did he fall i wonder why only afool in his storybook shoes harmless as white on an angels wing” So it’s that story and it’s that archetype that the song is about - the seeming harmlessness of music, of . . . of humour and how people drink that up, and we need that. We all need that laugh and stuff to keep going and the people that provide it and what eifect has on them providing it. I: You hosted a workshop yesterday, called the New Technology in Music, and the participants discussed the “ethical dilemma” of bringing the studio to the stage. have you considered performing a song like “Storybook Shoes” live? SM: “Storybook Shoes” is mainly tape processing in the studio a lot of flipped over tapes and things with acoustic instruments, and so it would prove to be a challenge on stage. I’m not sure about bringing the studio to the stage and the stage to the studio yet. There’s always a gap there and I’ve always felt the studio is one sort of forum to perform through, and that live performance is another thing altosther... now the new technology is making it a bit more possible to perform that sort of thing; whether or not it would be as effective in a social situation as opposed to that sort of intimate situation through a stereo in your living room - no, I’m not convinced of that. But it’s likely that I’ll experiment with those sorts of ideas over the next little while. I: What kind of music do you listen to? SM: I listen to, you know, pigmy chants and stuff like that. Those are the things that really turn me on, but at the same time I’m really turned on by pop music. I really like both these things and for too long I tried to separate them - I’d stick to my weirdness alone at night when no one’s around. But now I think

that it’s a stupid thing for me to separate the art end from the pop end of it, that they’re both things that can be put together. I: When did you begin to feel your voice emerging? SM: I don’t know .. . I think working on David Essig’s record, which was called In the Tradition really helped me a great deal because it got me in touch with an improvisational side of me more . . . I felt that I was getting in touch more with the art, where I had started. The visual art started coming back and I felt more like I was being honest and being clear and feeling connected, I guess . . . I’m writing a lot of different pieces and once in a while one will speak a lot louder than another one, and the other ones will be thrown in a trash can. Later you realize how far they were from your real voice. I: You’re gaining a reputation as one of Canada’s ace guitarists; some pople would consider you a pioneer in certain guitar tricks that you use. Do you have any guitar heroes? SM: . . . Hendrix was a huge influence at first, he turned me on to how a guitar can speak, and from there it would have been Leo Kottke. I started working at a record store and the owner happend to be a t’eal Leo Kottke fan, so I listened to Leo Kottke for a few years. And then Bruce Cockburn’s guitar playing he was heavily into instrumental music in those days . . . I tried to imitate the varous styles of these guys and since then I still listen to guitar players. I think Richard Thompson is an unbelievable guitar player - he freezes me when I hear him. I’m always looking for ways to change the sound of the guitar, and if that makes you a pioneer then I guess I am . . . I’ve not seen other people using those techniques, but at the same time they come to me very naturally. I’m just very interested in chingingthe sound of-the guita; and making ii-more of a self-

by God Imprint

Durnin staff

The Jelico cats came out at night . . . with all the dazzle, sparkle and glow of the sun or a small nuclear explosion. From the moment the house lights go down to the time they come up again, CATS takes hold of your eyes and ears, pushing their experience to new heights. The show, at Toronto’s Elgin,Theatre on Yonge St., is experience to new heights, the most stimulating stage experiof this reviewer’s ence career. And that is what CATS is

supposed to be, stimulating to the senses: both sight and sound. Set in a junkyard (the stage set is magnificent) on the most special night of the year, the cast portray cats singing and dancing to their existence and to renewed life. The music, mostly jazz-opera, is set to T.S. Eliot’s poetry of the same name and theme - CATS. As a result of the play being based in poetry, there is very little plot, or character development. That is not to say there are no characters special characters or superb

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players are already being labelled, “Scott clones”. SM: Well, they say imitation is the best form of flattery, or something like that . . . Lisa DalBello is very successful in Europe right now, but in Canada she’s treated like she owes a big debt to Peter Gabriel and to Kate Bush with her recent stuff and this is so stupid because you listen to how many of the guitar players around here have debts to Chuck Berry. But no one’s accusing them “oh you stole that from Chuck Berry” there’s not this cynicism about it; there’s just “play it”, you know, “push it over the edge!” But as soon as you start to use someone who’s contemporary, or who’s making a good living with alternative music, then all of sudden it’s taboo . . . I: Some people seem to feel that way about Suzanne Vega, that she’s copying Jane Siberry . . . SM: They hadn’t even heard of each other up until this Qear, and in the States, Jane is probably considered a Suzanne Vega clone - it’s just silliness. It would be really nice to be devoid of that, and we really make a sincere effort, now, not to pay attention to what the press say (laughs) . . .I try’not to take things too seriously when it comes to business. I’m just sort of assuming that I’m on the edge of a different world, and by that I mean I’m on the edge of being the scuba diver or the Buddhist monk or something and that there’s a chance that some day I’m just not going to be doing this anymore. I like the idea of having an open-ended way of living. . . Merritt

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acting. There are. What it does say is that those things are not central to the experience or purpose of the musical. One is not left pondering the philosophical ramifications of a playwright’s vision, rather one is left with enthused eyes and ears and a sense (whit h is almost subliminal) of energy that has been put inside one’s heart. The show is definitely spectacular and recommended. However, one could debate the question of whether it is worth the $35 ticket price. If you are like

1983 Little

Jona

me though, and have an aunt who just cannot make it to one of the shows some Wednesday afternoon, and who offers the tickets to you, by all means take them. The Elgin Theatre is close to Harbour Front where there is lots and lots (no pun intended) of parking, so vou might want to park there. Finally, do not go to the Organ Grinder restaurant after the show. Your ears just will not be able to tak’e it. The Spaghetti Factory is tight next door and has bet& food for not so much money.

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This doesn’t mean the songs are bad, most are good but a few are downright sappy, sentimental and boring; namely, “Never Gonna be the Same Again” and “Emotionally Yours”. The rest of the love songs are neatly arranged and produced, right down to the horns and-female -back-up singers. by Doug Tait , Dylan’s diverse abilities are displayed on the album’s feistier Imprint staff songs like “Clean Cut Kid”, a song about the average American II you liked the political side of Bob Dylan on his last album kid who goes bad and “Trust Yourself”, which deals with living s Infidels you w-on’t find it on his latest effurt, Empire in a dog-eat-dog world. Burlesque As usual, Dylan has an excellent supporting cast to help him Most of the songs on the album deal with love. Whether it’s out on this self-produced album; Ron Wood, former Wailer’s losing a lover (“Seeing the Real You at Last”, Tight Connection Sly Dunbar, and Robbie Shakespear and former Stone Mick to my Heart”, “Something Burning Baby”), remembering a Taylor. Yours”) or trying to lover (“I’ll Remember- You “, “Emotionally get a lover back (“Never Gonna be the Same Again”, All in all, a well rounded album which could provide Dylan “Something Burning Baby”), love is the dominant theme. with some new fans or possibly lose him some old fans because Most of the tunes seem to deal with Bob’s ups and downs of the commercial, non-political tone of the album. Bob Dylan Empire Burlesque CBS

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thoughts of hearing more good songs like “Now&ere Girl” will be disappointed. It was “Nowhere Girl” that stuffed B-Movie into our ears two years ago and it has taken them-that long to scrape UD an album from the bottom of the musical barrel. Even “Nowhere Girl” now sounds primitive and dull compared to the extended version that still haunts. the CFNY airwaves. but 1 The music is pretty bland, save for some good hornwork, really it’s all been done before and better by other synthesizer groups like Ultravox. Steve Hovington on vocals displays as much feeling and sincerity as a high school choir.

The lyrics,,written by band members, show some insight and intelligence but its a shame that they have to. get wasted by being &owned under such dull and uninspiring music. “Forever Running” and “Switch’ On - Switch Off,” the two 2 singles chosen to pursue the success of “Nowhere Girl” are both relatively enjoyable songs that are catchy and show that B-Movie does have some potential. Give B-Movie some time and maybe they’ll develop their ’ style and give us a more solid and attention grabbing al.bum than this forgettabledisc.

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by Harlon Davey Imprint staff The UW Arts Centre is bringing some ~ very talented comedians, performers and musicians to the university this fall. Up and coming is comedian Dave Broadfoot in a one man cast of many that will keep you in stitches. Saturday, September 21 at the Humanities Theatre. The play Garrisons Garage, running from September 26 - 28 in the Humanities Theatre, gives you the chahce to get the last laugh at Revenue Canada. A hit at the Blyth Festival. Genes is a high-spirited trio that combines jazz, pop, folk and classical music to create some unique arrangements with brilliant vocal harmonies. Wednesday., October 2, Federation‘Hall. The Cambridge Buskers perform everything from Rossini’s “William Tell” to Scott Joplin ragtime on accordian. October 21, Humanities Theatre. The Nylons return to delight and entertain audiences on October 24 and 25 with an evening of their “rockappella” music. For more information (discounts are ayailable for students) call the box office at 885-4280.

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CONCERTS In the past, the Board of Entertainment has brought such names as The Clash, UB 40, The Psychadelic Furs, Katrina and the Waves and the Parachute Club to c-ampus. Concerts scheduled for the next few weeks are: Comedy Night at Fed Hall on Wednesday September 4 at 8:00 pm. The show, appropriately called Ha, Ha, Ha, features comedians Kyle Nape, Glen Ottaway and M&tin Putts. There will be a free outdoor concert on the Village Green featuring Murray Mclaughlin, our own Scott Merritt and Sheer Energy. It starts at 1:00 pm. on Monday, Sept. 9. Mike Mandel brings his exciting and funny show of magic, illusion and hypnotism to Fed Hall at 9:00 pm. . We&&day, September 11. The Board also sponsors theme pub nights at Fed Hall.

An extensive guide to entertaj MUSEUMS Brubacher /

CKMS CKMS is the, student run and funded radio station’ which offers a variety of alternative programming. Their schedule includes ethnic, swing, classic, black and iazz programs to mention just a few. Program guides&e available in the Campus Centre on the pamphlet table by the bicycle tours board. You can hear CKMS on 94.5 on your FM dial or 105.7 cable.

Situated on the north campus by ColumbiaLake, the Brubacher house is an authentic depiction of a Pennsylvania German Mennonite farm home in the mid 1800 s. Open Wednesdays to Saturdays from 2 - 5 until . October 3 1 or by appointment. Call 886-3855 for more information. Museum

House

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Science

and

Optometry

Located in the Optometry Building, the museum features exhibits of antique optical equipment, eyeglasses and early books on optics as well as information about the development of optometry. Open Monday to Friday, 8:30 - 4:30. Free admission.

FILM

Screening some fine films from around the world, this fall’s series includes: September 17 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .‘. . Zelig (USA) September 24 Moscow Doe& Not Believe in Tears (USSR) October 22 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oliver Twist (USA) October 3 . . . . . . . . -. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pixote (Brazil) November 4 . . . . . Confidentially Yours (France) December 2 . . . . Meetings With Remarkable Men (U.K./Afghanistan)

The whole fall series is available for $15 including membership. Admission for single films is also available.

ART

GALLERY

The UW Art Gallery features exhibits throughout the year. On display from now until October 6 will be an exhibit entitled “Arts Affair North” which deals with the indigenous spirit of Northwestern Ontario through various art forms including photography, paintingand sculpture. From October 10 to November 10 the silkscreen and lithograph works of Toronto artist Janet Cardiff will be on display in an exhibit called Through a Glass Darkly. The Gallery is located in Modern Languages and is open Monday to Friday, 9:00 am. to 4:00 pm., and Sundays 2:00 pm. to 5:00 pm. No admission charge. CINEMA

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-The Campus Cenire Board sponsors free films every Wednesday in the Great Hall of the CC. Check with the turnkeys or the chalkboard by the Campus Centre entrance, or watch imprint for show and times. Free Tickets -The first 10 people to use 10 student Entertainment Calendar coupons each win a pair of Nylons tickets for either their October 24 or 25 performances at UW Humanities Theatre. Bring receipts as proof of purchase and pick up your tickets at Imprint, CC 140.

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with Helen&later and Faye Dunaway. Sept. 20 - 22 - Starman, featuring Jeff Bridges Sept. 27 - 29 - Give My Regards To Broadstreet, starring Paul McCartney Oct. 4 - 6 - 2010: The Year We Make Contact, the sequal to 2001: A Space Odyssey Oct. 11 - 13 - No movies, Ions weekend Oct. 18 - 20 - Micki & fiau&, starring Dudiey Moore Oct. 25 - 27 - Teachers, with Nick Nolte Nov. 1 - 3 - Places in the Heart, starring Sally Field Nov. 8 - 10 - Flamingo Kid, starrins Matt Dillon - Nov. 15 - 17 A Soldier’s Story.thc PulitzerPrize winning play Nov. 22 - 24 -r Porky’s

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A unique and very interesting exhibit of ancient and modern games from around the world is on view. There is currently an exhibit entitled “Wired On Pinball” which showcases a variety of contemporary and ancient pinball games - bring a bunch of coins to.give the machines a try. Admission is free and the museum, located in Burt Matthews Hall, is open 9 to 5 on weekdays and l-to 5 on Sundays. Biology

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A natural history museum featuring dinosaur skeletons, the extinct Passenger Pigeon and precious metals. Located in the Biology Building and open Monday - Friday, 9 - 5. Free admission. THEATRESPORTS Theatresports has to be seen to be fully understood. Two teams challenge one another to duels of spontaneous skits and theatrical exercises which are_ scored by ruthless judges. The result is a hilarious and unpredictable evening. Check campus events in Imprint for time and place. WOMEN’S

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SERIES

The Women’s Centre sponsors a film series that promotes the awareness of needs and issues that are of concern to women. For September the series deals with the theme of peace. All films are free. Showtime is 12:30 pm. in CC 110. On September 11 the 1985 NFB film Speaking our Peace will be presented. The film is directed by Bonnie Klein who also directed Not a Love Story and Terri Nash, director of If You Love This Planet. -

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The Academy Award winning If You Love This Planet will be shown on Wednesday September 18th. This film was honoured by a special award from the World Peace Council. Kathleen Shannon’s Dream of a Free CountryA Message from Nicaraguan Women can be seen September 25. A panel discussion on the subject of “Women In Developing Countries” will be held on Wednesday September 25th at 7:30 pm in Arts Lecture Hall, Rm 116.

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Seeing a film is a good way to forget your worries for two hours. There are several theatres in the area. Film listings can be found in the K-W Record or by calling the theatres below: In Kitchener Capitol 1 and 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 90 King St. W. 578-3800 Cinema - On King St. across from Market Square. 745-7091 Cineplex - . . . . . . . 6 theatres on 272 King. St. W. 744-3621 Frederick Mall Twin Cinema - . . 358 Frederick St. 576-9670 Hyland - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 141 Ontario St. N. 744-2259 K-W Drive-in - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 201 Bridge St. E. 745-2381 Lyric - features the largest screen in southwestern Ontario. 1241/2King St. W 742-0911 b;d~dn’-‘:::::::::::::::::::::‘302KingSt. W. 742-9161

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Located on the historic site of the Waterloo distillery of J.E. Seagram, the Museum is devoted to the history and technology of the spirits and wine industry. Extensive collections relate to cooperage, measures and weights, glassmaking, advertising, distillation, cork manufacturing and more. On the premises you will find a gift shop, restaurant and liquor store. Free Admission. Erb & Caroline Sts., Waterloo. 885-1857 Joseph

Schneider

Haus

Kitchener’s oldest Mennonite homestead operates year round as a “living museum” on its original site just a short walk from the Farmer’s Market. Costumed interpreters perform household chores and reenact bees and other social events important to an 1850’s farm family. Changing loan exhibits in the Heritage Gallery highlight the unique contributions of Waterloo County to Canada’s cultural mosaic. Admission fee. 466 Queen St. S., Kitchener. 742-7752 Doon

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Relive the early days of Waterloo County at Doon Pioneer Village and Heritage Community. All of the 27 buildings in the Village, from the Shantz and Shuh barns, school house and church, to J.M. Schneider’s butcher shop, have been relocated from other Waterloo County sites and carefully restored. Regular demonstrations of pioneer crafts and lifestyles illuminate this simple yet rich way of life. Admission fee. Homer Watson Blvd. Kitchener. 893-4020

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Founded in 1956 to promote the visual arts, the Gallery annually hosts some 40 different exhibitions, a variety of art classes and numerous special events. From historic to contemporary, representation to abstract, these programs highlight regional, provincial, natlonal and international forms of visual expression. Admission fee. 101 Queen St. N. Kitchener. 579-5860. STRATFORD FESTIVAL Some of the most enjoyable theatre in Canada is just a short train ride away in Stratford. This fall, the Stratford Festival is offering half price seats to students for tickets bought within 14 days of the performance. There are matinee performances at 2:00 on Wednesdays and Saturdays which leaves you plenty of time to brouse around downtown before you catch the train back. There are also evening performances on Tuesdays to Sundays at 8:00 p.m. Still playing for the fall until October 10th are John Hirsh’s engrossing revival of the tragic King Lear, the comedy Twelfth Night Gogol’s The Government Inspector, the restoration comedy She Stoops To Conquer and Tennessee William’s classic and sensitive drama The Glass Menagerie. For information on tickets call l-271-4040. BARS IN K-W Kitchener-Waterloo is a city of extremes. The following is a list of some of the bars and clubs in the area for dancing, drinking or just chatting that cater to all sorts of musical tastes, fashion statements and sexual preferences.

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wit&

. The Back Door. If you are seeking alternatives to the alternatives then try this place. They feature concerts of underground punk bands and occasionally they have poetry readings. Located near the Via Train Station on Victoria Street. Ballingers. Once the hottest dance spot in Ontario, now just another club that has to rely on theme nights to attract customers. Huge dance floor with video screen. Situated in Cambridge at 614 Coronation Bld. Bomb Shelter. See on-campus entertainment Breslau Hotel. Features male and female strippers. Do you really need to know anything more? Take Victoria Street (Highway 7) east to the village of Breslau. Cabaret. A gay bar that is cozy and good for chatting when you want to hear the other person. Small dancefloor. 1 Queen St. N. Kitchener. Charlie’s Backyard. A good place to study the mating habits of the human being. Youngish Big Steel/Fairweather crowd with top 40 music. It can be a fun place to go especially for dancing on Sundays. 24 Charles St. W., Kitchener. City Hotel. A good place to bring your parents -- that is if your parents like motorcycle gang members and unfed truck drivers. 76 King St. S., Waterloo. Coronet. If you’re lucky you just might be able to catch Thor in concert here. Lots of parking (for motorcycles!) B.Y.O.L. (Bring your own leather.) 871 Victoria St. N., Kitchener.

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around

the corner.

Doogies. If Kitchener-Waterloo has a trendy “placeto-be-seen” bar, then this is it. It has a pleasant atmosphere with a nice decor. A ielaxing and casual place to drop in after a movie with a friend and catch up on old times. 24 King St. E., Kitchener. Duke of Wellington. An English-style pub that is very popular with students. They serve all sorts of imported beers and feature musicians and a very warm and homey environment. 33 Erb St. W., Waterloo. Fed Hall. See on campus entertainment. Half and Half. Kitchener’s most popular gay bar has probably the best music around. Unfortunately, it lacks ambience, but nonetheless it is a good place to go with other gay friends to be yourself and feel at ease. 2231/2 King St., Kitchener. Enter from behind, off Hall’s Lane. Huggy Bears. What can I say about a place that has wet t-shirt contests? What next -- mud wrestling, maybe? I think I spoke too soon. Bridgeport. Kent Hotel. Just another place to go for a drink. Nothing notorious or unique about this place, not anymore anyway. 59 King St. N., Waterloo. Level 21. Alternative music for people who shudder when they hear Madonna. Great for late night dancing. Open Thursday to Saturday until 3 a.m. 11 Young St. at King, Kitchener. Lulu’s. The largest bar in Canada was once a K-Mart Store. It caters mainly to the country and tiestern crowd, but on occasion they bring in some good Motown concert acts. 4263 King E. (Highway 8), Kitchener. Ruby’s. Waterloo’s meat market at the Waterloo Inn on King St. near the Conestoga Parkway. Disco dancing and swinging singles. Watch out for herpes. Rumour’s. The newest gay bar situated on King Street across from the Market Square beside the Cinema. It hasn’t seem to caught on yet, but keep trying. Open Fridays and Saturdays. -Taps. The place where iaurier students go to drink (one thing they do well) and talk (another thing they don’t do so well). Small dancefloor. 4 King St. N., Waterloo. The Turret. The pub at Laurier that has now taken second rung to Fed Hall. Lots of space and lots of friendly people. Shotzy’s. A classy (that means expensive) bar found in the Valhalla Inn. Not really a place for students, but suit yourself.

Park

Set in a wooded parkland, Wo,odside is the restored boyhood home of William Lyon MacKenzie King, Canada’s 10th Prime Minister. Guides in period costume interpret the middle class lifestyle of this 1890’s estate through demonstratidns, crafts and special seasonal events. There is a modern interpretive display about Prime Minister King as well as audio-visual programs dealing with the Victorian era. Free admission. Open daily. 528 Wellington St. N., Kitchener 742-5273 Kitchener-Waterloo

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by Rick Nigel Imprint staff Veiled autobiographies often produce the best fiction. Authors can draw upon personal experience (both the joyful and the painful) and bring to their work a certain perception and intimacy that is often lacking in the wriling of those who are not as close to their characters. This is certainly the case in Josef Skvorecky’s novel The Engineer of Human So& which has won the Governor-General’s Award for English language fiction for books published in 1984. Skvorecky’s protagonist,‘Danny Siniricky, is, like Skvorecky himself, a Czechoslovakian expatriate writer who has come to Canada after the Soviet invasion of his homeland in 1968. Smiricky continues his writing career in Canada while teaching at Edenvale College (the author is a Professor of -English at Erindale College, U of T). He cannot, however, shake the ghosts of his past - the turmoil of Czechoslovakia follows him. The novel is a clever melding of past and present as Smiricky

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by Mike &locker Imprint staff Great authors such as Alex Haley, John Irving, and Margaret Trudeau have dominated the publishing industry for the past 20 years, forcing little-known authors into the background with smaller publishing houses and tiny distributions. The tiniest distribution must be that of Globe Mini Mag, who publish the sleek, easy to hold, large print, monosylabic selection of sixtynine cent supermarket mini-books. You’ve probably seen them in yellow wire-frame racks next to the-Mars Bars and the Duracell four-packs on special at Zehrs and Loblaws. Somehow, lost in a shopper’s daydream of heavy metal muzak and cheap prime tenderloin, you never buy

these powerful little classics. Don’t worry. Millions don’t buy them every week. We’ve gathered together four of these books to satisfy your curiosity, and save you the $2.76.

Wade aptly describes the lives of millionaires --‘computer designers, land owners, yacht owners, Bnd Texans. Successful readers should be prepared for a life of non-stop parties, telephones that never stop ringing (must be a nuisance at the parties), owning your own mini-island in the Carribean where oil is constantly being discovered, and having so much money that you won’t know what to do with it. Certainly this career The most socially relevant of these books is The Complete path is not for the weak-hearted or the lazy. Hunting Guide for WOMENwho Want to Marry RICH. It I She goes on to mention where women can meet’these island has lots of practical pointers for fourth-year women here at owning party animals. Golf courses, cocktail lounges, race Yuppie U who want to get rich quick. tracks, churches in rich neighbourhoods, the theatre and Author Carletta Wade starts out explaining how easy it is to concerts are all good hunting grounds. catch a millionaire bachelor. “You don’t have to be rich or A few good opening lines are also suggested for the timid famous to marry someone who is. The key is to be well huntresp. At a concert, “Isn’t it amazing that Mozart composed groomed, to smile a lot, and to look like you’ve never eaten nothis ‘c&cert when he was a teen-ager? Why I was just name brand macaroni and cheese.” discovering that I’m a nymphomaniac at that age.” This invaluable guide details the important features millionaires look for in a wife, such as sincerity, and suggests good ways to fake it. “If there is one thing a man wants, it is to have a good listener. . . . Simply nod your head and say a few words such as ‘Really?‘, or ‘I see’ or ‘That’s fascinating’.”

Wade offers a cautious approach to getting that diamond ring. For example, she says that at cocktail lounges one must be composed, dignified, and lady-like. “Don’t look as though you’re there to be picked up,” she warns. Who can argue with solid advice like that?

to do with

1985 Bible Prophecies by Tom Maccabe, focusses on the predictions of Nostradamus, a 16th century doctor. His predictions don’t have that rpuch to do with the Bible, but they are more interesting than those of the Biblical prophets. The author relies heavily on one of the world’s leading authorities on Nostradamus, Carlson Wade, of no relation whatsoever to Carletta Wade, the world’s leading authority on millionaire hunting. During his time, Nostradamus was most famous for his use of playing cards to predict the future. It is unknown whether Nostradamus ever predicted the word ‘prophecy’ would< be spelled with an s on the back cover of a book bearing hjs name.

I haven’t been reading the papers lately, so I don’t know if these have come true yet. The year definitely passed the halfway mark, although I don’t know how many moons that is. I recommend that you don’t buy too much medicine in the near

Wade

Skvorecky

The authors wade their way through a tiresome description of Noses (as’he was known to his church-going friends) before getting around to the juicy stuff. Maybe it’s important to know that Nostradamus had a broad forehead, a straight nose, grey eyes and a long, thick beard, but when you’ve only got 64 pages to fool around with you should probably stick to answering the important questions on everyone’s mind - such as “When is silver going to shoot through the commodities market again?“, and “Are we gonna all die before we graduate?” 1985 is a slow year for predictions, with only two biggies on the slate. By the third moon of the year, Nostradamus wrote, scientists will discover a new medicine made from grains, which will heal all illness. Also, halfway through the year a new food source will be discovered, ending famine throughout the world.

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tries to make sense of his homeland’s violent legacy. Czechosolovakia is, and almost always has been, an occupied country. Smiricky survives both Nazi and Communist occupations and reveals the lost dreams, the hatred, the frustration and the betrayal which are inevitable among -onquered peoples. Skvorecky ensures, however, the story does not become mired in bitterness and self-pity. For he is a writer with a tremendous wit and an eye for irony. The novel is subtitled “An entertainment. on the old themes of life, women, fate, dreams, the working class, secret agents, love and death,” and Skvorecky manages to provide humourous observations on each of these topics. His satire - especially when directed at the military and the bureaucrats is reminiscent of Jaroslav Hasek’s classic, The Good Soldier Schweik. Finally what pervades The Engineer of Human Souls is SkvorCky’s abiding fondness for Canada. Safe, comfortable,, boring Canada provides a welcome change from the machinations and power stfuggles of Europe. Although exasperated by the extreme political naivete of most Canadians, who have no conception of the realities of totalitarianism (of both the extreme right and extreme left), Smiricky, like his creator, is glad to be here. It is pi-obably a feeling shared by expatriates from many points on the map who have made Canada their adopt$d home.

Gypsies:

How to tell ‘FORTUNES CARDS by Wade Clayburn

WITH

Secrets of Gypsies: How to Tell Fortunes with Cards, by Wade Clayburn, is another often overlooked item at the checkout counter. Not only ca,? it enrich your life spiritually, but it can help you eke out a meagre existence as a gypsy during your school terms. Wade (we’re on a first name basis) spends the first half of the book explaining what each card means. I’ll be frank. It’s not necessary to memorize all that stuff because no one else has read the book. Here’s a quick way to become the best gypsy on your block: Red cards mean either of two things - fire or love. If you’re telling the fut’ure fo some young millionaire, or someone else you’re attracted to, tell them a red-card means love is on the way. Then look deeply into that person’s eyes and secretly unplug the lamp with your foot. (Psychic, vibrations work in mysterious ways.) . If you’re ambiv?lent or dislike the person who has drawn a red i=ard, te!l them red means fire, and their house is going to burn down - probably when they’re asleep.

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future. Also, don’t pay too much for tickets to any upcoming Live Aid projects. Nospdamus‘ has a good record for predictions that have come trde. Or at least Maccabe and Wade have a good record for interpreting his writings to predict things that have come true. For example, Nostradamus knew all about ‘computers 400 years before any $100 user’s fee was proposed. “There will be a strange but powerful machine that will provide intelligence with the pressure of a finger.” He also went on to suggest that these machines would be an ideal source of wealth for their creators, making them the most- hunted of young millionaires. The authors do mention some of the biblical prophets, probably only to fulfil1 contractul obligations to their publishers. They cover the rather sombre predictions of a team of ancient prophets: Joseph, Jeremiah, Joel, Joshua and John. When they worked together they were known as the E!lue J’s, but the name later fell into disuse. MU

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Black cards are a cinch. Tell the person you’re getting weird vibrations or warm feelings, which indicate that another card should be drawn. Keep going until a red card iS picked. Wade uses scientific terms to explain how the psychic process works. “The theory is that when you touch a pack of cards, the skin pores of your fingers release rays that become intimately connected with the oxygen molecules in the surrounding environment, triggering cosmic reverberations.” These reverberations lead people to select cards that predict their own future. If anyone doubts your ability to harness the mighty cosmic reverberations, tell them it’s all ic Schrodinger’s equation, then ask them if they’ve solved it !ately. MU

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Curious about how often is normal? Nationwide

Report on Sex, Love by Wade McWade

One out of ten married women surveyed for the report admitted to cheating on her husband in order to attain sexual satisfaction. One woman said: “I just have needs that my husband cannot fulfill. What else can a Christian woman do?” The report shows that women are beginning to look at men more as sex objects. “Male watching has emerged as a potent power to arouse female desires. This could be a reaction to the equal rights and feministic movement.” Fifty percent of the women said a trim backside on a man was a turn on. Flat stomachs appealed to 99 per cent of women, curly hair was in for 60 per cent of women, and good grooming was strong at 97 per cent. A surprising 69 per cent of women were strangely attracted to men with a broad forehead, straight nose, grey eyes, and a long thick beard. 60 per cent of the women also revealed that their biggest turn on was the large, firm, rounded bulge of an overstuffed wallet in a millionaire’s back pocket. Millionaires were of special interest to McWade. 55 per cent of the women surveyed married millionaires. Although many of the wives said they knew their husbands were into stocks and bondage before being married, 22 per cent reported their husbands’ interest rates were too high. Furthermore, millionaires were reported to suffer from early withdrawal and excessive inflation over the years.

& Marriage

Nationwide Report on Sex, Love, Marriage by Wade McWade presents readers with a pile of statistics on women. If, after four months on campus, in the summer, you’re still curious about how often is normal, this book is for you. Average sexual frequency, according to the report, is 11 times per month for women under 25. Although this is the average figure, doctors warn that anjlone having sex more than t twice a month is abnormal. The report covers all factors of female sexuality. Throughout the report McWade concludes that women in 1985 are more liberated, more selfish, and more shrewd in their sexual explorations, boldly going where no man has gone before. For example, 55 per cent of the unmarried women surveyed had overt homosexual activity. Apparently, if a man can’t satisfy a woman, she need not take it lying down. As one 32 year old woman sa.ys, “It’s largely a matter of feeling comfortable with the other woman. It can be very satisfying, even if we don’t go all the way.” -

Let’s The

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Complete Book of Drinking Games by Chugger Downs and E.Z. Buzz. Tribeca

by Peter Lawson imprint staff It is a boisterous claim that this is “THE” complete book of drinking games. But for those who wish to get happy, rude and obnoxious, or just plain silly, this book covers enough games to assist in that holy quest. This publication will not bubb!e to the top of the New York Times Best Selling List, but should be manditory reading for first year students and a course in the Recreational Department should teach similar material. The Complete Book of Drinking Games, written by “Chugger Downs and E.Z. Buzz” (low groan appropriate for that pun), is a light-hearted and even (occassionally) humourous chronicle of the most celebrated drinking games in

America. Approximately 40 contests of inebriation are described in various catagories such as 10 Most Popular, Dice, Cards and Miscellaneous. The classic games BIZZ-BUZZ, THUMPER, and FINGER BUNNIES are example of TOP TEN drinking games and CAPS (THE GAME of Waterloo) receives attention under Miscellaneous. Each game’s “intricate” rules are defined and drinking penalties-specified. For added guidance, each game is assigned four classifications; BEST NUMBER OF PLAYERS, COMPETITIVE COCKTAIL, CONSUMPTION LEVEL (indicates the “smashing” aspects of the game), and EQUIPMENT REQUIRED, to initiate the novice (to the carpet). The myth that a good book and partying do not mix may be dispelled by this work of “classical literature”. NOTE: These games should be played in moderation at home. If not at home, leave your car or bike behind and take a cab or public transportation.

Magic realism: new direction The first selection, “A conversation with Robert Kroetsch,” discusses some fascinating concepts associated with Canadian magic realism, and is helpful for those who are interested in the literary theory behind the genre. It discusses magic realism as a method that breaks down boundaries. It also discusses its minimalist style, its oral tradition, its similarity to fantastic literature in Latin America and speculations on why magic realism has become a form iri Canada. The element of magic is vital to these works. In George Elliott’s “The Bittersweet Man,” the uncanny appearance of an old farmer adds a magic dimension to what had appeared to be a realistic account of the end of an affair. In the excerpt from W.P. Kinsella’s The Iowa Baseball Confederacy, unlikely events occur in centre field, including a surprise guest appearance by Leonardo &Vinci. Eric McCormack’s “The Vault Dwellers” comments on elements of our lifestyle, by juxtaposing the “ordinary” realistic lives of the inspector and the vault-keepers, to the extraordinary lives of those who are kept !ocked in the vault. The final story, “Do Crayfish Eat Eyelashes?” by Lawrence Yates, is a metaphysical puzzler, centring around the differences between the way adults and children look at the world. This collection is well worth its pfice ($5.00) and is an entertaining, educating read.

Magrc Keahsm The New Quarterly Universitv of Waterloo by Karen Plosz Imprint staff The Magic Realism issue of the University of Waterloo’s The New Quarterly brings together selected short stories and poems that are part of an intriguing new direction in Canadian writing. It was prepared for a three-day conference on Magic Realism held at St. Jeromes College from May 12 to 14, which attracted speakers from as far away as Latin America. This issue includes work from UW writers, such as St. Jerome’s English professor Eric McCormack and the past writer-in-residence at St. Jerome’s, Susan Musgrave. In this issue, magic realism is generally defined as “writing which follows most of the conventions of realism but makes no distinction between ordinary and extraordinary events.” The magic and the real are woven together. The structure of the works appear fairly traditional and realistic, but they have “keyholes” which open onto a grotesque and bizarre world. These “keyhoies” may be recurring images or events.

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by Pete Lawson Imprint staff This synopsis of local restaurants is by no means a comprehensive review of all of the eateries in town, but a biased selection of restaurants which merit mention. Fast food joints, pizzarias, food-chain-conglomerates, and general greasy-spoons are not highlighed because students will, without assistance, discover these places. The comments about an establishment may be brief or expanded, depending on the experiences with that restaurant. Many of these restaurants “I” have not patronized; therefore, the personal review of the food is not available and the opinion of a restaurant may have been formed from the opinion of others who told of their adventures. Finally, restaurants have been loosely classified but without the intent of stereotyping them. The general classification of ROADHOUSE refers to the establishments which are more renowned (or even famous) for their liquid diets than for their solid food delicacies. These venues of “good times” have brewed up over the past years and are popular with the educated individual. The “finger foods” in these parlours are at reasonable prices for plateful quantities (with no mention of taste).

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CASEY’S - A branch of a famous chain. Nothing new here. If you have seen one Casey’s - you have seen them all. Located somewhere on Victoria St. near Bingeman Park, Kitchener. O’TOOLES ROADHOUSE - Another chain outfit which is known for its smashing times. The plate of tacos is said to be acceptable, all other foods are predictable. 65 University Ave. E., Waterloo. MCGUINESS LANDING - One of the giants in ROADHOUSE joints off campus. This watering hole is a busy environment - best for loud, obnoxious drinking games. 160 University Ave. W. Waterloo. RINGSIDE again known Waterloo.

- A little classier than the above places, but for liquids over solids.,183 Weber St. N., ‘i

The next gfoup are “upper-notch” roadhouses. Meaning - the kind of establishment where you are not supposed to throw up onto the tabIe after too much consumption.

STALLION’S RESTAURANT - A location which has housed countless restaurants. For the present, this place is a medium-priced beef house and pseudo cowboy bar. 405 King. St. N., Waterloo. .

OLDE ENGLISH PARLOUR - The usual in finger foods and English Fare (fish’n chips) at prices which are reported to be beyond goods received. 77 King St. N., Waterloo.

WATERLOb

DUKE OF WELLINGTON - More of the same but the fish’n chips are said to be a good deal. 33 Erb St. W., Waterloo. KEG - If you have eaten at any KEG restaurant you have experienced them all. Roastbeef and steakhouse menu with an emphasis on good times. Downtown _ Kitchener on King. St. W.

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-- A Waterloolandmark, known for fish’n chips and a breakfast to cure any hangover. An escape for a cup of coffee and a smile. h7 Er% St. W., Waterloo. MA%BLEs 2 The impression of a classy hamburger joint overrides all other thoughts. 8 William St. E., Waterloo.

- Hearty Italian food at reasonable St. W., Kitchener.

prices.

THE SWISS CASTLE INN - This elegant room serves many of the famous foods from the Germanic states. A meal’s price is equivalent to the rich surroundings, but the value is present if you want Germanic food. 1508 King St. E., Kitchener.

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VIJAY’S - Probably the only Indian restaurant in the area, and despite a lack of competition it rises to a high standard. The meals are tasty, spicy and served abundantlv. If curry is your fare and the chase of a hot mouth with beers appeals, this unusual dining spot may prove to be a hit. Special coupons are often available in selected publications of Imprint. 380 Weber St. W., Kitchener.

Another restaurant which has an unassuming appearance but which serves good food for a fair price. Many varieties of fish and other seafoods. 478-A Albert St. N., Waterloo (Parkdale Plaza).

ANGIE’S

THE

CASA RUGATINO .- THE Italian hideout in town. A small dining room of an unpretentious nature which served OLD WORLD food, especially fine meat dishes. 709 Belmont Ave. W., Kitchener.

TIEN HOA INN - The food is not equal to the setting and the service, though good, is not revered. A good restaurant for large family outings (especially when Dad pays the tab). The ambience suggests style, the food suggests price. 50 Weber St. N., Waterloo.

- A very small (almost invisible) cafe which served food that would revolt a REAL MAN. The prices are bordered in the $6 to $8 range and the impression of quality is made (home-made attitude). 84 A King St. N., Waterloo.

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ATHENIAN - The place to go for Greek food served The moussaka is highly at an excellent price. recommended and the baklava dessert is ‘a solid finish. 206 King St. E., Kitchener.

FISH’N

- Mostly a dessert house, supplying and treats. 38 King St. S., Waterloo.

THE BRITTANY - Considered one of the finest dining experiences in the area, this house caters French food at fine dining prices. A place to save the pennies for the experience or to get a date to cover the, tab, if she is willing. 24 Eby St. N., Kitchener. ,

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CHANCES R - Near Campus, this restaurant has been serving fine food for almost a decade. Again, a fine meal at a refined price, but rewarding for those initiated (and wealthy) souls. Also noted for delicious (and relaxing) -liqueur coffees. 150 University Ave’. W., Waterloo.

MOZART

24 Charles

A restaurant specializing in Szechaun food. A favourite. qf students an4 middle class types. Worth a visit to create your-own opinion. 46 King St. S. Waterloo.

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CHINA KITCHEN Though housed in an unassuming little cavern, this kitchen serves some of the best Chinese food, specializing in Cantonese Cuisine. The eat-in area is not glamourous and therefore, for price and setting, take-out is recommended. The servings for packaged meals (catered to the number of people) are more than ample and can usually serve extra mouths. 51 King St. N., Waterloo. Peking

AL1 BABA STEAK HOUSE - As the name suggests, a steak is the house specialty. The quality meat and service make this establishment well respected. A noteworthv dinner at a reasonable price is attainable during frequent specials. 130 King St. S., Waterloo.

THE BREAD OVEN - A bakery and deli serving deli sandwhiches and desserts for a greater moderate price. 228 King St. W., Kitchener.

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TERRACE There are four separate rooms for dining in this recently renovated hotel. Once, this hotel was Kitchener’s finest. If the food is equal to the new decor, then a good dinner should be possible. 1 King St. W., Kitchener.

HOTEL - CHADD’S - This quaint eatery and hangout champions the dessert with their Crepe Cherries Jubilee, accompanied with a pot of coffee - unbeatable. Other foods are good and specials are often advertised in Imprint. 4 King St. N., Waterloo. good sweets

HOULIGANS This restaurant-night-club barely belongs’ to the ROADHOUSE genre, but it does serve finger foods and better meals such as steaks and lobster. It is known to have a Sunday Brunch (Oink-out) for about $iO.OO. 33 King St. N. Waterloo.

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METRO RESTAURANT AND TAVERN - A modest home of good German food at a modest price. Accompanies the alternative night spot The Backdoor, for an alternative evening - check it out. 164 Victoria St. N., Kitchener.

, THE Wl?E% CRUST WJT NOT Sii?U) 3I . BENSEN’S - A very richly decorated diner, which, if rumo.urs be true, is a part of the Bingernan Dynasty. lf I this rumour is true, it would explain the unexciting food because .Bingernan’s Ireputation for “exciting - served edibles is non-exstent. 101 Fredrick St., Kitchener. ’

PIERRE’S STEAK HOUSE - A quality food vendor specializing in beef but also serving sea-food and other standard meals. A bargain meal is available during a Roast Beef Dinner special which is often priced around $7.00. If you are living in the Villages, this meat may be the only real cow to grace your plate. An excellent Caesar Salad for two can be prepared at the table. 32 King St. S., Waterloo. SPIRIT’S - THE SEAGRAM MUSEUM - The word about’town is that the food and atmosphere are both quality products. If nothing else, a good stiff drink can surely be had. 57 Erb. St. W., ‘Waterloo. SIMON’S PLACE From the reports of fellow” searchers of fine foods, this restaurant has failed great expectations. The prices are reasonable, but the dishes lack exciting characteristics. 72 Regina St. N., Waterloo. WATERLOO INN - A large holding in the Bingeman Dynasty, which possesses two restaurants. Again the food is unrenowned, but the Sunday Brunch (reasonably priced) is purely an “oink-out” experience. 475 King St. N., Waterloo.

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, by Matthew Erickson Legal Resource Office Many students have already discovered that locating that perfect apartment off-campus can be a frustrating and time consurnmg task Unfortunately, even after an apartment has been found, the frustration may linger on. At times, dealing with an uncooperative landlord may be just as annoying. When a student becomes a tenant. he/she has entered -into a landlord and tenant relationship. This relationship is governed by provincial legislation known as the Landlord and Tenant Act, part IV, 1980, as well as the Residential Tenancies Act, 1980. These two acts specify the rights and obligations of both the landlord and tenant. Knowledge of a tenant’s rights and obligations under these acts can assist the student tenant in dealing with situations that w arise. The following points cover some of the basic rights and obligations which protect students and their tenancy: - Tenants must receive a signed copy of any tenancy agreement (lease) entered into between landlord and tenant. The tenancy agreement must be delivered within 21 days or obligations of the tenant, under the agreement, cease until the agreement has been delivered - The only funds that a landlord may demand as a deposit, is that equivalent to or less than the last month’s rent. Any other or_ damage- .- deposits are- .illegal. The _I *akey, furniture - w aeposit may omy oe usedtowards the last months rent.Also, the tenant is entitled to six (6) per cent interest on the deposit held,. payable at the end of the tenancy period - The tenant is responsible for “ordinary cleanliness” and for damages caused by the tenant or his guests. The landlord is responsible for repairs and maintenance of the units as well as the common areas. At times, a landlord may not be willing to make necessary repairs. There are proper procedures that a tenant should follow to rectify the situation. Legal advice should be sought before any action is taken. - a landlord may not seize, sell or keep a tenant’s possessions if rent is in arrears. - The landlord may not require the tenant(s) to pay rent by means of post-dated cheques. - A landlord must give 24 hours written notice to a tenant before entering a tenant’s unit. This notice is not necessaw in the event of an emergency or where a landlord is showing the unit to prospective tenants after a proper notice to terminate has been given. - A landlord mey not withhold vital services (ie. heat and ‘hydra). - Neither the tenant, nor the landlord, may alter the locks without the consent of the other party. - In the event of a rent increase, a landlord must give at

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least 90 days notice in writing. - A tenant has the right to sublet his or her unit. A landlord may specify in the lease that consent must first be given This consent may not be arbitrarily withheld. The landlord may also receive a sublet fee for reasonable costs incurred. When subletting, a sublet agreement form should be filled out and signed by both tenant and subtenant. This practice is strongly suggested to prevent disagreements at a later date. Sublet agreement forms are available at the Legal Resource Office. A caution must be given because the Landlord and Tenant Act does not cover all student renters. Some students may find that they are not in a landlord and tenant relationship but are in a roomer/boarder situation. Roomers and boarders are coveredunder the Innkeepers Act as well as the Residential Tenancies Act, both of which provide very little protection for these student tenants. Before a tenant is protected under the Landlord and Tenant Act, he/she must have “exclusive possession” of the unit. Exclusive possession can be described as having a totally self contained unit which is separate from that of the landlord That is to say, the tenant does not share washroom facilities, kitchen or entrances. At times, a student’s rental status can be “tricky” to determine. If you as a tenant or “tenant-to-be” are not sure of your status, drop by the Legal Resource Office and consult with a volunteer.

If you are a student tenant, it is strongly advised that you come to the Legal Resource Office and obtain a copy of the Kitchener-Waterloo Tenants Guide 1985. This publication was distributed by the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (W.P.I.R.G.) and is an excellent guide for the student tenant which explains, in detail, a tenant’s rights and obligations under the Landlord and Tenant Act. Copies are also available in the Fed office. Should any problems arise with your tenancy (or for that matter, any legal problem) the Legal Resource Office is on campus to assist you The office is a service offered by the Federation of Students which assists you with any legal problems which may arise during the school year. The staff is comprised of trained volunteers who can either address your concerns or refer you to someone who can. In addition to assisting you with legal problems we also act as an educational resource for students. We have a library of books and pamphlets, most of which are available for use by UW students. The office is currently compiling a “Lease Bank” to assist in monitoring rental rates in the area. We are urging all students to donate a copy of their lease to our office. The Legal Resource Office is located in Rrn 150A in the Campus Centre and is open throughout the year. During off hours, messages may be left at 885-0840,24 hours a day. Don’t wait for a problem to begin; visit us soon.

Where to g to solve your ,probletis Cbmmunity Mediation 298 Frederick Street Kitchener N2H 2N5 744-6549

0 useful approach for dealing quickly and effectively with disputes among landlords, tenants, friends, neighbours, etc. 0 mediation is not a court hearing, does not determine guilt or innocence; rather, it is a process which facilitates finding solutions. county court 20 Weber Street East Kitchener N2H lC3 576-3810

0 a paralegal service staffed by volunteers by the Federation of Students. @ focus on landlord-tenant matters. Office of the Ombudsman Campus Centre, Room 150 C University of Waterloo Waterloo 885-l 211, extension 2402

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Ontario Human 824 King Street Kitchener 744-8101

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Notice must: l include the previous three points plus a statement of the reaons and ‘particulars for terminating the agreement, and l advise the tenant that, in the case of a dispute of the landlord’s claim to possession, the premises need not be vacated, but that the landlord may regain possession by applying for an order permitting *eviction, and that the tenant is entitled to dispute the landlord’s claim. Excerpted from the Kitchener-Waterloo Tenant’s 1985: A Handbook for Student Renters. Available at the WPIRG office, CC 817 A.

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by Helen Campbell Attention wives of students! Did you know that you are as much a part of the university community as your husband? In recognition of the part you play, a Students’ Wives Club has been organized at the University of Waterloo. For several years this club has provided an opportunity for women to meet new friends from around the world with similar interests and living styles. Just to get out of the house once a week can be a welcome break. Come and socialize with us each Thursday evening at 7:30 p.m. in Carl Pollock Hall, Rm. 4362. Usually some activity of interest to the members is planned for the first hour or so, followed by a social time. Examples of activities organizedin the past are guest speakers, cooking and crafts,

ASSERTIOM TBAIMIMG A skills training workshop for people to develop more abilities and expressiveness in their dealings with others. CABmEERP-G This workshop is for people who want to deal with concerns regarding vocational directions and how to prepare themselves for future careers relative to educational courses and programmes. BEADI1PGglPD STUDY SXII&S Those who wish to improve their study skills can take advantage of individual counselling and workshops in the following topics: a) Study skills in the classroom, such as notetaking, effective listening, and class preparation; b) Effective study techniques, including time management, textbook reading, and concentration; c) Effective exam writing skills. JOB INTEBIVIEW !I!BAIX’iTII’ZG Building confidence and overcoming anxiety for job interviews. counBellors Bill Dick, Ph.D. Al Evans, D.Min. (parttime) Linda Kellar, MASC., Foreign Student Counsellor Sue Mines, MA. Laurel Thorn, MA, Study Skills Counsellor Ron Walsh, MASC. Jack Williams, Ph.D., Director Jon Wine, Ph.D. All services are free and confidential. If you would like to see a counsellor, join a group, or just get more information about our offerings, drop by, ask questions, and pick up brochures. We can be found between 8:30 and 5:OO, Monday th.pouh Friday, on the second floor of Needles Hall

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Successful management of the first term can be a challenge because the short time span means that there is precious little opportunity to get used to the soical, living, and academic changes before your courses are demanding more of you than you might have imagined possible. Midterms and placement interviews seem to happen a week later. During all this you are trying to make friends, find out where things are, on and off campus, determine whether your major and course selection are really you, and generally endeavouring to sort yourself out. Counselling Services at UW provides a number of programs and facilities to help the new student to manage the changes encountered The academic skills program for example, features a number of groups in which skills are reviewed which can help you make the most of your limited time. Among the other concerns which we are ready to help with are questions about career andvocational choice, and personal-social issues. Few of us can easily decide on which career path to take without going through some difficult decision making. Likewise, few of us can go through life without sometimes feeling that the stresses and strains are getting to us. At Counselling Services individual and group assistance is available if you feel it would be helpful to have someone to talk with, whether you would just like someone to listen or wouldlike to acquire some problem solving skills to achieve personal-social goals. EXAM

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The Birth Control Centre (BCC)at UW receives many questions every term. Some of themare about BCC services, or about-a specific method of birth control. Some questioners query about us in particular, others wonder @bout the symptoms of venereal disease. Some questions we’ve heard b8for8, others ar8 new to us. We’ve been known to blush too. As a means of introducing ourselves to new UW students and to re-introduce th8 BCC to the returnees with short memories, we thought we’dpublicly respond to some Of the questions we’ve received on the Centre in general.

&tuUentai saw a need for a phe where they could talk in al relaxed ‘inmy* I

OM of the most unexp8cted questions that we hear, usually aft8r a voluziteer casuaBy m8ntions to an ~,~gELinta;nce that h8 or ahe^cO~ls;at th8 BCC, is: “DO we IaaveaBirtSWntrol ~On~~?“YeS,wedohavea B&J here at Waterloo, Along with Carleton, McMast8r, and Queen’s Univ8rsities (to name a few), we offer a .campus centre for information on human sexuality.

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in, contact the Turnkeys at ext. 3867 or 8884434. Theywill give you a number where a volunteer can b8 reached. People studying a Birth Control Centre Poster have been known to mutter: What M of a person is a BCO volunteers" Well, we believe that we are your average kind of person - both 88x8s and in all shapes and sizes. Some of us are Health Studies students, others ar8 Artsies, some are in Kin or studying Science. Each year our staffvaries as new volunteers arrive and some old ones go. Occasionally, people who do drop by the Centre have been known to ask “Who can bmome a BCC volun$eer4” People b8come volunteers at the BCC on their own initiatiV8. The C8ntr8 does advertise in mp=isXt-at the beginning of each term to welcome new-volunteers. But, for the most part, people have either heard of us before, or visited the BCC in the past and‘,decide that they’d like to get involved Volunteers are required to attend a training program runby the BCC before they achieve th8 full-fledged status of “old volunteer.“Thisprogramisoffered8arlyinertcht8rmandis presented by the Centre’s coordin&ors. It involves lectures on human physiology and sexuality, methods of contraception, couns8lling skills and the BCC’s policies and prOC8dureS to nam8 a f8W topics. A new vOhmte8r’s first term at the BCC also includes in-centre training under the supervision of an old volunteer.

about the BCC.

At least one phone call per W88k to the BCC asks: “Can I buycontraceptivedevicesorgetprescriptionsforthem

the BCC?” The answer is no. The BCC does not sell or dispense the pill, the IUD, the diaphragm or any contraceptive device. Our demonstration display does include condom samples that are free, but these samples are the only contraceptives available at the BCC. Condoms and contraceptive foam and jelly are. all non-prescription methods of birth control. The pill, the diaphragm and the IUD are contraceptive methods that require a prescription from a doctor. Finally, in pragmatic Waterloo the practical minded ponder: “where does the-;fbnding come flrop to Operate the BCCV The Federation of Students supplies the funding for the BC(3 as a service to UW students. We’re here for the concerned, the confused and the curious people of Waterloo who, want more information on sexuality. Anyone who is interested in any issue on sexuality or even just wondering what a Birth Control Centre looks like is welcome tovisit the Centre. Look for another series of questions and responses from the Birth Control Centre in an upcoming issue of Inqrint. The next series will deal with more specific questions on particualr methods of birth control. from

Another question which phone callers often ask is: “Where is the BCC’s office?" To find the BCC you’ll have to wander into the Campus Centre. We’re located in room 206 which is a room on the side of the CC that is closest to Ring Road. It’s across from en office used by the TurnkeyS. YOU may find it mildly intimidating to walk up the small~ight of stairs to the Centre. However, we’ll make it worthyour while - with a smile as youenter our door. The BCC is open during each weekday, for the most part. Specific hours when we’re available are posted on a schedule on the BCC’s door. If you’d rather make an appointment than drop by, give us a call at 885- 1211, ext. 2306. If it’s an emergency and w8’r8 not

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Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students (BACCHUS) is an organization which prOmOteS responsible decision-making concerning the use or non-use of alcohol. It does not feel scare tactics or “anti- , drinking” campaigns are necessary, since it realties that university students are fully capable of making responsible decisions about the use of alcohol. The purpose of BACCHUS is to: encourage responsible drinking behaviour within the university community; to educate and inform students, faculty, and administration on alcohol use and abuse; facilitate alcohol related research; increase awareness of healthy alternatives to alcohol abuse; and to enhance communication within the campus community regarding alcohol related matters. . L BACCHUS originated in the United States in 1976 and has spread rapidly since then. It has been in Canada since 1981 and a total of six Ontario universities and colleges are involved. UW, WLU, University of Guelph, and Humber College are full members. Ryerson and Georgian College are affiliate members. BACCHUS receives most of its funding from the Association of Canadian Distillers and student governments also help sponsor some of its activities.

one of the most important aspects of BACCHUS is its peerbased approach. It believes that peers are the best promoters of responsible drinking, so it keeps itself a student-run orgmization. BACCHUS has been on the UW campus since May, 1985 and the Federation of Students wants it to be run frqm the “grass roots” level. It encourages activities such as wine tasting nights, restaurant crawls, b88r trivial pursuit parties, and Alcohol Awareness Week If you are in@?rested in BACCHUS, watch for the BACCHUS booth on club tiy or speak to Gayle Laws, (Federation vice-president for university @airs). ^. YOU

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BCC is a confidential information, counselling and referral service on matters of human sexuslity. We are operated and sta@ed entirely by trained Student volunteers. The ,Birth Control Centre began in 1968 as a peer counselling drop-in CBdiI’e. It had th8 COSy title Of ‘%ap Boom.” Students Saw a n88d for a place where they could talk over personal concerns in a~3 informal, relaxed way. Some of these students decided they coulddo something to help. Since 1968 and up until the present day, the centre has of&redfrge, nonjudgmental services to the student populatik and other members of the Waterloo communiiy. Student interests and needs-change over the years and gredually the Rap Boom became th8 Birth Control Cedre. What our BCC ‘&es is provide services that include: Counselling and information on aUpethods of birth control, including; condom and foam, diaphragm, the IUD, natural methods, the pill and sterilizatiO$ Information on subfertility, on planned and unplanned pregnancy and on sexually transmitted diseases. Referrals to HealthX%rvices, Counselling Services, doctors, hospitals and other community agencies when a visitor to the Centre requires further information or services which we cannot provide. fnformal lecutres on human sexuality to groups on or off campus by Centre volunteers. A lenaing Ubraxy that includes books, brochures and Vet&al files for those people whomay have a paper to do or are just eous about issues dealingwith sexuali~.

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September

4, 1985.,-

CKMS: no bland consistency Are you tired of mainstream radio stations pushing the same song on you 12 times a day? Are you sick of obnoxious commercials being blasted through your speakers louder than a landing jet? Are you fed up with D.J.‘s who don’t take r-e&s? Then t;urnyoul?radioto 94.5 on your FM dial for Waterloo’s only alternative, CKMS. That’s where you’ll find the region’s only community/campus I%diO station which is designed to fill the void left by other, more commercially-oriented stations. (CKWR is also a local non-commercial station, but their programming is mainly religious and ethnic in orientation.) CKMS is primarily UWs campus radio station, receiving about 60 per cent of its financing from student fees, but it also serves a large area around the university. The station provides airtime to various foreign and special interest groups, as well as any student, or anyone else paying the five dollar membership fee, who is eager to produce his own radio show. As a result of this policy, CKMS has extremely diverse programming In fact, the only kind of programming that is refused is material deemed to be sexist, &rog&xy to minorities, or is readily available on other stations, such as top 40 pop, country & western, or heavy metal. And because the

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majority of programming is produced by volunteers, the programme schedule has evolved to suit the programmers rather than the listeners. CKMS’s efforts to give everyone equal opportunity on air appears to be one of its main obstacles in attracting a large listening audience. Many listeners, especially young students, expect to turn their radio on atanytimeofthedayand hear the type of music they enjoy. Turning CKMS onand finding Bavarian chamber music might discourage any non-Bavarian listener who thinks that the Sex Pistols are more along the lines of a classic band Dave “Dot” Hight, the station’s music coordinator says, however, that this is a lazy excuse for not supporing CKMS, or any other alternative radio station. In his opinion, audiences should put en effort into listening to their radio, because the volunteers who produce the shows put a great deal of effort into them. He suggests consulting the CKMS Programme Guide, available at the Campus Centre, to find a suitable programming for one’s specific taste. Also, by listening at various times of the week, people can determine which D.J.‘s music they enjoy and thereby discover the best ~~s~~~n for listening to With a little effort, almost anyone can find worthwhile programmes on CKMS.

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However, if you still think the station has nothing for you, there is another way you can enjoy the alternative air waves. Become a volunteer Becoming a volunteer D.J. or news broadcaster on CKMS is very simple. Visit the station, which is located on North Campus in the

CKMS’s

extensive

record

collection.

Bauer Warehouse, and fill out an information sheet. You will then be scheduled for two training sessions, designed to familiarize you with the studio equipment and the programme formats that CKMS follows. When you are comfortable with your knowledge of the equipment and you feel

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show, or would rather just sit back and listen, CKMS is the station for you. Its programming includes everything from jazz to hardcore punk, from reggae to folk and all the other unclassifiable styles in between. The only thing CKMS doesn’t offer is bland consistency.

ready for live air, you are required to produce an hour long demo tape, demon&rat ing what your show would sound like. If this gets passed, you are ready for prime time (or whatever time slot the station has open for you.) Whether you would like to produce your own radio

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The Book Store policy is to maintain a break-even budget. Prices on textbooks and mandatory supplies are much lower than normal retail. University of Waterloo Book Store is one of three Canadian University Book Stores that sell required material at discounted prices. All other University Book Stores sell at retail price levels. This practice, which is a University Policy, will continue to be applied over the coming academic year. Total DISCOUNTS will amount to over $500,000

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The Waterloo Jewish StudentsAssociation/Hillel exists to meet the religious, cultural and social needs of the Jewish students end faculty at both UW and WLU. As a service orgenization we have been active on campus for the past 13 years. Plans for the fall term include bagel brun&hes (of course), an opening wine and cheese party, speakers, Israel-Day, inter-campus Hanukkah shabbat dinners and omual Party (we’re famous for our parties, you should know!) Bagel brunches will be held twice a week in CC 110. Them lunches are open to all ‘and provide an informal atmosphere in which to meet friends and enjoy bagels with great toppings. Watch the, Imprint schedule of events for the days and times.

Set aside Wednesday, September 11 at 4:30 for our first WJSA meeting in CC 110. At this time we will plan the term’s events and get to know each other. Be There! ThB year Rosh Hoshana begins Sunday evening, September 15, withYom Kippurbeginning Tuesday evening, September 24. The two K-W synagogues have extended an open invitation to all students to attend services. K-W has an orthodox congregation, BethJacob (743-8420), and a reform congregation, Temple Shalom (7430401). Call for times of services. If your professor has scheduled a test onthese Holy deys, you are not required to write it. Simply contact your prof, who should reschedule your test. Ifthere are any difficulties, please contact WJSA (That’s what we’re here for). We have a mailbox in the Fed office, CC 235. Keep your eyes open for ads and events in Ixnnm’s

upcomtng issues. If you have any questions, contact Beth Kaxstsdt (8849888). Have a successful term . . . and see you at the opening meeting.

GLLOW: m&t others who empathize by Harlon Dmy You’ve probably heard of GT;LDW by now. You might have noticed the sign in the Campus Centre announcing the existence of the GLLOW office in Rim 217 C .of the CC. Or pehaps a friend of yours makes fun of GLLOW, or equally likely you know someone who is invovled with the group. Nonetheless, GLLOW is a nice little acronym for Gey and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo. If you’re not gay, and even if you are, you might be asking, “liberation from what?” Well, since you asked, gey men and lesbians are the victims of discrimination Gey people can lose their jobs, be refused housing or be abused simply on the basis of their sexuality. I’mnot going to go into a long explanation to prove that being gay is alright, but be it suEicieint to sey that discrimination is not alright and it is

something nobody needs. So when GLLOW says Gay liberation it really means liberation for everybody. \ GLLOWs office houses an extensive library ,of gay and gay-related fiction and nonfiction material as well as periodicals from gey groups throughout the world. Pamphlets on topics like AIDS, Christianity, etc., are also available. The GLLOW office is open most weeknights from 7 10 pm. and there will be someone there to talk to about being gay, or coping with someone you know who is gay, or even ifyouare curious about homosexuality. If you are slight&y more bashful you might decide to call the office at 884GLOW. If someone is not in the office there will be a recorded message. GLLOW also sponsors a coffee house every Wednes: daynightinRm. 11Oofthe Campus Centre. It offers a

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Friday evenings The Mug offers live entertainment, home-balmd goodies and a great place to relax. It’s a terrific atmosphere for getting together with old friends or meeting newones.Stopinanyl?ridayfrom8:30to11:3Opm.,Rm.110 of the Campus Centre. Occasionally, WCF sponsors social activities for the university community. Our square dances are enjoyed by studepts from across campus. You and your friends are welcome to join in any social activities. Watch Zmptit and WCF posters for upcoming events. We welcome your participation in WCF activities. Feel free to drop in at the WCF office (CC- 138A) any time for information, help or just a friendly visit. Ask the Turnkey for directions.

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In the next few months you may be looking for a team or club to join One that you ma;y be interested in is The University of Waterloo House of Debates. This is the official name of Waterloo’s debating club. The House of Debates is only six years oldbut has already developed an impressive reputation. Last year the club placed second at the Central Canadian Debating Championships in Montreal. Of the- six tournaments attended last year, club members pickedup awards in all but two of them.

There is also a non-competitive side to the House of Debates. Club members often perform in show debates which are aJways entertaining. In the past the team has performed show debates for high school students and the university communi~ as a whole. Last year they held a pub debate in the Graduate House where they attempted to debate as well as stand on their feet. The club is looking for new talent. FveryoF is welcome to attend and will be encouraged to participste in tournaments regardless of skill. Training is provided and helpful hints are offered from other members. You will learn how to think on your feet, speak effectively and construct coherent arguments. Much emphasis is placed on style andwit which makes the debates very entertaining. If you wish to learn more about the House of Debates feel &ee to attend our weekly meetings. The time and place canbe -found in the Campus Events section of Impdnti You n-my

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don’t intend to go off the pavement. The all-terrain bike decends from the kids’ BMX knobby tired wonders. An adult version, the serious machines are built to endure abuse. All have fat tires, shallow geometry and long wheelbases. They are heavier than their on-road cousins. The incredible traction advantages on poor surfaces, the hill climbing and decent capability from the much greater choice of rider positions, and the ability to navigate gravel, broken pavement, curbs, grass, (people even ride them over cars) make Roadbikes \ them attractive for commuting purposes. The commonly available road’bikes are *Racing all evolved from racing experience. The 0 Sport-touring heavy touring models are really de-tuned, 0 Loaded-touring beefed up racers. The ATB’s are not. For Off-Road bikes years I’ve been arguing that since the average rider does not race, selling him a 0 True all terrain racing machine is a real disservice, and it a Fat-tired fun machines. (compromises) won’t meet his needs. The sudden City bikes popularity of ATB’s is evidence of an excessive emphasis on speed and light 0. No clear categories here. weight in recent years, excessive because The road bike is the one you’re used to. weight and speed are not the most With 27 inch wheels, narrow high pressure important criteria for the commuting tires and drop handlebars, it’s often called cyclist. Good traction, good braking, and simply a ‘ten-speed’, although few actually good manouverability and comfort in the saddle are higher priorities. ATB’s provide have ten speeds anymore. The novice might all of those, along with incredibly widenot immediately notice the distinctions range gearing. between racing, sport-touring and heavyThe city bike has emerged as an attempt touring versions. The basic design has been of ATB’s, and road around for some years, and extensive . to combine the attributes experience has stabilized design criteria. bikes with the realities of urban The racing bike will be the lightest, and the commuting. Most seem to presume a pretty least robust. Built only for speed, its gears undiscr irninating buyer. Their tires are (most likely just 10) are high and close smaller than the ATB’s, bigger than the together. It will have a short wheelbase road bikes. They almost always come with (under 40 inches) and steep frame angles fenders and limited gearing. Handlebars for fast acceleration and manouverability. are often what I’ll call antique, neither drop The Heavy tourw bike is heavier. style nor the ATB’s “bullmoose”, they Stronger, often over&.; tubing, larger tires, resemble a piece of plumbing that’s been often more spokes OL the rear wheel, a warped from too much stress. But they wheelbase of 40 or more inches and work. They are much akin to the bikes that Mom &9 Dad (and I) learned to ride on shallower steering tube and seat tube although they almost always have more angles allow this bike to endure 50 lb. camping gear loads on long trips while than one gear. They are not built for speed preserving good handling characteristics Their gearing is usually inadequate for and making the ride less harsh (important touring, or for serious hills, and a cheap on all day rides). It’s brakes will be much compromise ATB with fenders slapped on more robust, most often cantilever and it will probably give you better performance will usually have 15 or 18 speeds from a and speed and will certainly give you greater versatility. triple front chainwheel. The light touring or sport bike is a If you are like most people, and will only own one bike which will never be entered in compromise. It’s stronger and heavier than a race, and most of your riding is in the city a racing machine, a wheelbase in the 40 inch neighbourhood, bigger tires than a with the occasional weekend tour and long ride with less than ideal physieal fitness, racer, and any number of gears from 10 on up. But ii lacks the all-out specialization of either the sport touring or the ATB, the heavy touring machine. Most bikes provided it has wide-range gearing, will available fall into this category. It will carry likely serve your overall needs best. If a a fair load without getting too squirrelly in comfortable ride is important, and the best possible handling and braking, go for any of the handling department or denting the rims on railroad tracks. Racing wheels and the ATB’s. If you like to move out very quick tires just don’t seem to stand up to carrying and don’t plan to struggle.with gravel roads a lot of weight. Partly because of its or mind a more stiff ride,the sport bike is popularity and the highly competitive probably the one you’ll be happiest with. market, the best quality for dollar tends to I must say I’m biased against city bikes. They seem to have the worst of the show up in this kind of bike. Equipped with racks and light panniers, it will take care of characteristics of the other categories and most commuting needs, especially if you be uniformly poor at everything.

The immense increase in cycling’s popularity in recent years has brought a vast range of very goo.d bicycles onto the market at prices much lower than consumers faced even a couple of years ago. Bicycles can be had in the $200 ballpark today which would have cost at least twice as much not long ago. While innovations and experimentation in cycle design and componentry continue, the mass-produced market has stabilized into several clear categories.

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Bicycling is a popular and very useful pastime for UW students in the spring, summer and fall. An increasing number of hardy souls are even going two wheels in the winter, but we’ll deal with winter cycling in a later issue. In the fall, one may find as many as 2,000 bikes a day on campus. Concern with both bicycle safety and security has been increasing. Too many bikes are stolen and too many accidents occur. While precise local statistics are hard to come by, the principle dangers appear to be where bikes andcars mix - on the roads. While concern has been expressed, notably by Nick Ozaruk Ws director of Health and Safety, about bikes on pedestrian paths on campus, very few bicycle-pedestrian collisions have been reported. More often, bikes collide with each other on the footpaths. On the roads, however, collisions, with autos, or with pedestrians are not uncommon, and injuries are sometimes quite serious. Usually it’s not the cyclist’s fault, insofar as right of way is concerned. Motorists and pedestrians tend to look for cars when entering a roadway and tend to simply not see appraoching bicycles. The phenomenon continues to amaze me. I commute on city streets about 10 km. a day. It is almost a daily occurance that a motorist or pedestrian will force a panic stop or other radical evasive action. It’s amazing to watch a pedestrian at the curb stop, look both ways, look me right in the eye at 30 paces as I’m pedalling down a hill at 25 or 30 mph. and then step right out in front of me. Usually it’s easy to miss pedestriens, they’re narrow. It’s even more common for a car to-make a left turn across the cyclist’s path or pull out from a stop-street or driveway, again, often while looking you right in the eye. A certain proportion of drivers just don’t believe a bicycle is a vehicle, and can’t Seem to become conscious of the fact that bikes often are travelling over 20 mph.

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&xqthbg you can do to improve your visibility helps. I’ve found wearing a white Bell helmet with bright red stripes causes motorists to be much more considerate than when riding without a helmet. A helmeted rider looks more serious, more professional, and even more aggressive - as well as less like a pedestrian. Bright red panniers also improve the visual impact of your bike, making you more noticable. Recent studeis in the US show that 80% of cycling injuries requiring hospitalization involve head injuries. it doesn’t take too much head power to realize that helmets would reduce or eliminate most of the really - the kind you never serious injuries recover from. Broken legs mend quite easily, broken heads sometimes do not. Riding at night without lights is the most effective way I know of to flirt with serious injury or death. Not only is it easier to be overlooked at night, when you have no light, you will often be totally invisible to motorists. Not only don’t they see you they can’t see you Lights are required by law, and city cops regularly ticket cyclists riding without them. Frankly, I wish they’d be more thorough in this to raise the consciousness of cyclists of the incredible risks they run using public roads at night without lights.

Survival factor II - make sure you can see! Survival on the streets begins with visibility - being seen by other road users so they have a chance to give you right of way. The second most important element to being seen, is seeing. Rare is the bike equipped with a mirror. I used to ride wMmut one myself, and I know it can be done. I a&o know how unsafe it is. Situation: you’re on a city street, going a good clip on a downhill run. There are cars passing YOU regularly. All you really need to know is that there’s enough traffic to require YOU to Skiy near the curb. Then you see a bad sewer grate or a pothole at curbside coming up. Or a pedestrian steps Out in front of you A quick swerve would avoid a possible bent rim or accident. But there is not time to crane your neck around to see if the car which you can hear approaching is far enough back, and far enough over to allow this manoume without a collision. What to do? With the mirror, a quick shift in focus,

without any craning of neck let’s you precisely locate that approaching vehicle, and y0~kn0~ifthe16sroomt0swer~or not. No anxieties, no doubts, no danger. You know. Mirrors are immensely convenient, very cheap (decent ones cost less than $3) and give you a much better sense of the overall tr&ic environment you’re operating in. <That awareness of environment is crucial when radical evasive action becomes ’ necessary because some turkey has failed to notice you andviolated your right ofway. On a bicycle, because you are usually moving a little slower than traffic, a large proportion of life-threatening trasc situations develop behind your back. The sooner you become aware of such situations, the more likely you are to successfully escape.

Survival factor III: maintenance of safety eqydpment, tires andbrakes. Recognizing an accident situation developing and knowing that you have to make a panic stop is not going to be of much use if your brakes aren’t working well, or if your tires are so bald they can’t hold on to the road Many bikes are equipped with “safety levers” on drop style handlebar brakes. They should be called “suicide levers” because while they can be reached slightly faster from an upright sitting position, they do not provide as much leverage or braking force as the other levers. Panic stops require full leverage and braking force. Once you’ve developed the habit of using your “suicide levers, you’re likely to depend on that reflex in a critical situation, and that dependence could mean yoqr life. Need it be said that bald tires should be replaced? A tolerably good tire can be had for $5.95 new. What’s your life worth? Especially on damp surfaces, bald tires will lose their grip much sooner than ones with a healthy tread Biding to the corner store on a Sunny Sunday, your bald tires may feel okay, but it’s deceptive. They are okay until they’re called on to keep you out of the path of a cement truck on a drizzly Monday when you’re going fast ‘cause you’re late for class. Most bike brakes have a threaded barrel at one or both ends of the brake cable sheaths. This is for adjustment, and unless rusted the barrels can usually be twisted with bare hands to tighten lose brakes. Brakes should be loose enough not to rub the rim when riding, and tight enough so that no matter how hard you squeeze the lever, there is still some reserve of lever travel. The levers should not be able to touch the handlebar. Sometimes calipers need to be adjusted for centering (if one caliper rubs while the other is a quarter inch away from the rim) and sometimes they won’t release all the way until you lubricate the cables. Cent&ring can often be done by hand, just watch the brake as you squeeze on the levers and you’ll see what needs doing. Full adjustment requires a small wrench (usually 8 or 10 mm) and a pair of pliers to pull the cable through the retaining clamp. It’s about as complex as using a can-opener and every cyclist should at least know how to do that. Besides, you’ll go broke if you have to go to the bike shop every time your brakes need adjustment.

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Riding can be safer than walking, according to a recent US study of cycling accidents, but not for most riders. Those who cycle with caution and awareness and good equipment get in very few accidents. The average cyclist gets in a lot more accidents than the average pedestrian. Pedestrian traEic strategy, which most novices use when they first get on a bike, is simply not adequate on the street at 20 mph. while cars are zooming past at even higher speeds. Combined with the fact that a cyclist will find himself in traffic trouble much more frequently than the same person driving a car, survival depends on avoiding accidents. You have to see them coming, and stop or get out of the way before they happen. The variable between safe and dangerous cycling is the attitude of the cyclist. It’s a combination of many things, as already indicated, but in the end it boils down to whether or not you take the inexpensive and readily available measures to ensure your safety or not.

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One can still buy a $99 ten-speed, which for the most part is as chintzy as the $99 ten speed was ten years ago. The modern version will be lighter, thanks to the proliferation of low cost light alloy’ components, but less reliable and probably less se\+eable. Whatever can be said. against the old all-steel brake calipers and cranksets, they were at least stiff, strong and durable. Light alloys require more metalurgical skill and manufacturing finesse to do the job as well as steel counterparts. When you consider that a Campognolo aluminum crankset (crank arrns &?chain wheels) is priced at $200, this tells you a little about the aluminum crankset on the very inexpensive bike. Cheap aluminuxn brake parts tend to have’s0 much flex, that no matter how carefully they are adjusted, the brake levers inevitably come to rest against the handlebars with no reserve travel, and this deprives you of maximum braking, and thus of maximum safety. This is to serve as a warning against the bargain basement K-Mart special. It is cheap, but check it out closely for servicability or you may end up with an unpleasant and dangerous bargain. There are no government safety regulations enforced for bikes.

In the $200 range though, some fine machines for most riders’ needs are now being sold. As the price goes up, so does quality of components.

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fenders. Steel fenders rust, alum&um fenders ding, but plastic fenders are great. Look for them. Check brakes for a reserve of lever travel. The brake lever should not touch the handlebars when you squeeze with all your might. As for deraillerus, there are a huge variety, most of them good to excellent, on the market. Bicycling Magmine has done some good tests on most popular equipment. For fine distinctions in performance of this type of componentry, see a source like that. Size. Last but not least, the bike must fit you. ATB’s should be a lot smaller than road bi.kFs. Size is measured from the centre of the crankshaft to the centre of the top tupe (usually). Most bike dealers won’t sell you a machine that doesn’t fit. The key element is that you must be able to plant both feet firmly on the ground without the top tube touching your crotch, but it should be fairly close on road bikes or you’ll be hunched over way too far a+d have to use an extralength ATB seat-post to ride it. Putting both your feet on the ground while seated on the saddle should not be possible. If it is your seat is much too low for efficient power delivery. You’ll ride very slowly and get very tired Check the size with tires inflated! -

At $200 you will be getting an alloy crankset. Check with the dealer about availability of alternate chair-rings. If you want to change your gear ratios in the future, a chain-ring swap is the easiest route. From Bicycling Maga~ine’s tests of cranksets, all major brands appear comparable in performance. Gear ratios do vary, as do the nu&iber of speeds. You’ll find the odd lo-speed, lots of 12-speeds, some 15-speeds and some 18speeds. See the box on gearing for advice on choosing ratios. While it’s not that hard to change chainrings (front gears) and sprocket sets (rear gears), it’s obviously preferable to start out with gear ratios that will suit the kind of riding you’re going to do. Anatomic saddles are a huge bonus for riding comfort, without any apparent sacrifice in performance over the hard plastic cheapies. Imitation suede looks nice in the showroom, but wears quickly and attracts moisture. Hard riding causes sweat. Sweat is moisture. Fenders are not often provided, except on city bikes. Mud in your face, in your gears, and the wet “racing stripe” up the back are hallmarks of biking in damp weather without fenders. Dust and road grit even on dry roads are effectively contained by

ales with all or most tubes made of Ch.romOly (chromium and molybedenum) which are preferable to mild or high tensile steel have come down in price so drastically that some maJor manufacturers are Providing them on their price leader bottom line bikes. You won’t get a double butted (thinner in the middle of the tubes than the ends, thus lighter) frame for that prim, but choose chromoly over steel. Other light alloys are becoming popular in lowprice bikes and are likewise better than steel. Look too for alutninum or light alloy wheels, which are sometimes provided on . relatively inexpensive machines. They are lighter, permit quicker acceleration, don’t rust, provide vastly better braking when wet, and are less susceptible to minor damage from curbs and potholes due to greater stiffness of the metal. Overall strength is sometimes not as great as steel, making rim bending (from UW’s infamous bike racks) more likely. But al-urn rims S~S,I% a $15 or so, making such a disaster relatively minor.

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The mystery resolved Besides selling narrow high pressure tires for everyday use, my biggest gripe with the cycle industry is the inadequate gears most bikes come equipped with. A subject of studied and experimented with for years, my peeve is not shared by most riders until they come to long steep hills. Then they tend to think they’re sissies or badly out of shape not being able to haul themselves, their bikes, and some pounds of gear without sore knees and that “breathless” feeling at the top of the grade. Most riders will need at least a 30 inch low from time to time, and especiaJly in the spring when legs are not in shape. If you plan to carry loads (i.e. touring) these gears are practically a must to avoid those very unpleasant hill-climbing experiences. Hills don’t need to be a pain. The typical ten-speed has chainwheels of 40 and 52 teeth +d sprockets of 14/16/19/23/28. Your low gear is 40:28. That’s a 44 inch gem. A 30 inch low gear would require a &.ainwheel of 28 teeth on a big rear sprocket of 28 teeth (i.e. approx. 1: 1 chainwheeel to sprocket ratio). Touring bikes and ATB’s usually come with such lows, or get pretty close. Long hills require them.

fitness level), you don’t feel all tired out, you don’t look at hills and think, “Oh no! Not another one, I just can’t do it.” So look for a 1:l low gear. On ten and 12 speed bikes, you’ll usually find lows of 40:24 (definitely only for racing), 40:28 ( still way too high in my opinion) and 4094. The latter (40:34) is tolerably low for most conditions, but*you’ll still find it tough on long grades with a load. Unloaded, you may get by if you’re in shape. True bulldog gears, 30 inches and under, are rarely found on bikes without triple chainrings. If a bike otherwise appeals to you, conversion to a triple chainring is not difficult, and if the crankset has the capacity to add a third ring, may not be expensive. You’ll need a longer crankshaft ($5), a larger capacity front derailler ($20) but can usually get by without replacing the rear derailleur. Often shortening the chain and relinqtishing use of the big chainwheel to big sprocket combination (not very useful anyway) w-ill make the whole thing work. Your normal gears will be unchanged, but you have 5 (or six if you’re converta 12-speed) extra gears, including hill climbing bulldog lows. Rear sprocket sets commonly have five or six cogs, and front chainwheels come in pairs or triplets. The various quantities of “speeds” come from differing combinations of these. My preference is 15. Of course, 18 speeds sounds better in the showroom, but 12 and 18 speed bikes have Six cog sprockets and require a narrower chain. Narrow chains typically don’t shift as well. Frequently too, the added speeds in the 18 speed are duplicates of three of the other 15, and so the added cog is of no use at all. Sure you’ve got an 18 speedbike, but with only 15 different ratios.

GEXRING The point of gears is to keep the speed of your feet constant as your speed over land varies with incline, surface, wind and load That’s because your legs deliver power most efficiently and with least risk of @jury from too much pressure at speeds of 70 to 120 revolutions per minute (RPM). That speed is called cadence. If your cadence drops below 60, your body must expend much more effort to achieve the same horsepower. So you get tired more quickly. The increased stress on your knees from climbing a hill at low cadence often causes injury. It is also highly unpleasant. Ideally, a multi-speed bike should allow you to deliver the same amount of power to the wheels at the same cadence no matter what the terrain. Headwinds and hills just cause the bike to slow down, not your feet. Of course, our power output does vary for other reasons, but the point is to stay within the bounds of efficiency and physiological safety, which equals comfort, which equals a pleasant instead of a harrow-i.@ ride‘- no matter what the length. There is a power output (different for different people) which you can sustain all day. On long rides, you won’t finish unless you stay within your~owrl limit;. Low gearing helps you do that. Within your limit (which increases dram&ically with your

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the other creates a 20% difference, which is rather largish. The rear cogs are also about 20% apart. A 10% shift requires a chainring crossover and a two cog rear shift. Usable, but not preferable. However, with only two chainrings, ifyou bring them within 10% of each other, either I your low gear is way to high,or your high gear is ww too low. SO what to do? Voila! 15 speeds! I rode lo-speeds for years and tried dozens of varying combinations, including 32/52 chainwheels with a wide range sprocket set. That wasn’t bad, both low and high end were served, although the shifting points were further apart than I liked But on converting my old Bottecchia to 15 speeds, the world unravelled before my wheels. Chainrings of 28/42/+8 with the pretty standard 14/16/19/23/28 sprocket does everything well. Lows are low. Highs are tolerably high and there is everything in between. the 42/48 combination provides the easier and faster half-step rather than double crossover shifting, and the bulldog 28:28 combo is low enough for my hillcimbing needs. The 42:28 (lowest gear on middle chainwheel) is low enough for level ground starting up so the tiny chainwheel doesn’t get all that much use if I’m going fast without lugga&e. To me this is gear ratio nirvar+a and has made riding vastly more eaoyable and hassle-free. In commonly available low-priced 10 and 12 speeds, a 32 or 34 tooth big rear cog is sometimes found in coNunction hth a 40 tooth small chainwheel. While not as low as I’d recommend, it is a great improvement of the 40:28 combination. The 40:23 gear is not really a bulldog gear, but it’s close, and as close as you’re likely to come in an off the shelf 10 or 12 speed

Sensible intervals should also be at sensible shift points. If, to get from one gear, to the next highest, you have to shift your @ant derailleur down one and your rear derailler up three, that’s a nonsense shift, and it’s not necessary, and it’s terribly inconvenient, and while riding you just won’t do it. So your theoretically sensible gear is unusably useless. My favourite shifting pattern is called the half step. The two largest chainwheels will have a 10% difference in teeth (like 42/48) and. the sprockets will have a 20% difference. This means that to shift up or down 10% or 20% at most means one shift at front and back. Much riding requires only 20% shift points which means that the vast majority of shifting will occur on the rear derailleur with one small hand movement. Shifting points of less than 10% acre scarcely noticable to most riders and are not needed aside from racing. How do you tell what a bike’s ratios are? Wel3 you count its teeth, calculate each of the different combinations, checking for duplicates (or near duplicates of less than 10%) and figure out howyouget from one to the next. The highly popular Alpine gearing which uses 40/52 chainwheels and something close to 14/16/19/23/28 sprockets has a nice spread of speeds, although starting too high. But crossover from one chainring to

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Double croasmmr Don’t let all those numbers scare you! On the left is a blank gear chart, in the centre and on the right are charts filled out for a basic ten speed (centre) and a 15 speed (right), as an example of how yours might look when it’s done. The diagonal lines. represent rear freewheel sprockets or cogs. Along the top and bottom, chainwheel sizes are marked off, both numerical values represent number ,of teeth. To use the blank chart, draw vertical lines down from your front chainwheel sizes, and horizontal lines from the points where those lines intersect with your rear cog sizes. You can the? read off size in gear inches. A gear inch multiplied by pi gives you the distance (in inches) travelled by the bike during one revolution of the crank. As

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Liberation Theology is in some ways one of the most important developments in Western religious thought since the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Centred in the Third World, it argues that the job of the Church and the Christian must be to alleviate the suffering and oppression of the poor in those countries. When the poverty and suffering can be seen to be a direct result of political oppression and tyranical dictatorships, some Liberation Theologians see it as appropriate to support armed struggles or take up arms themselves against the oppressive regimes. By no means is Liberation Theology merely a matter of advocating the overthrow of tyrannical regimes in the name of God, Church or Christ. Bather it grows out of the struggle to make the gospel relevant to people caught in the ScLffering imposed by such governments. It demonstrates recognition of the inadeqw of the cosy official church-state relations which have typified most of the history of Latin America and recognizes that Jesus himself lived in a country suffering similar political circumstances. Jesus taught a gospel of liberation: His ministry began with the proclamation “The Spirit of the Lo-is upon mebecause he has anointed me to preach the good news to the Liberation poor, he has sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives and recovery of sight to the blind . . .” While the political national liberation movements in Latin America are preaching democracy, freedom political and economic rights for the masses who do not now enjoy pacj fism VS. them, the Catholic church officially clings to its ancient idea that violence is only A justified when used by a state, that good Christians should obey all authority, and that clergy should have no direct involvement in politics at all. Where is the message of liberty for the modern Catholic Latin American Churchman? One answer historically has and imminent threats to life, limb and peace been to urge the subject populations to order and good government. Any derivitive suffer in silence awaiting their reward in theories justi@ing violent opposition to heaven. But that answer is no longer injustice are thus of the same nature. adequate. I will further argue that the liberation A central issue is Just War theology which Jesus taught was of an entirely which dates back to St. Augustine in 400 merent order and that both the official AD. Violence can be used, argues Augustine, Catholic position and those liberation only if its use furthers the ends of justice, theologians who attempt to justify violent and only when it is used by a state opposition to tyranny have misunderstood government. Augustine deplored what Jesus was getting at. opposition to government. It must be remembered that he lived in the late Roman Jesus knew all about Empire which was collapsing under the pressure of Barbarian invasion. The Roman government supported the Catholic Church while the barbarians, although mostly Christian, were heretical in Roman Jesus lived in an occupied country, and to Catholic eyes. Augustine saw the state as a his countrymen the Roman presence was a friend, and anything opposed to it as hated ungodly tyranny which many of his opposed to civilization, decency and order, compatriots actively resisted. Crucifixion and further, his world contained essentially was the fate of resistance forces when in the very one state - the barbarians, apprehended, and Jesus was by no means definition of the word, were uncivilized and the only victim of this cruel form of stateless. execution. The Zealot movement attempted Roman Catholics are not the only to press Jesus into a leadership role in their Christians to have attempted to reproduce struggle for political justice and national and maintain the kind of cosy church-state liberation. Their ideas had much in relations which existed in Augustine’s common with the liberation theologians of time. Under them the church has enjoyed ourtime. Without (according to the existing considerable independence, power, records) condemning them out of hand, privilege and freedom to pursue its goals Jesus firmly refused their policy of unimpeded by the state. Arguably, this is in agitation for national liberation, arguing the interests of the church. From the for a much higher vision of justice and Catholic view, whatever serves the church, liberation, while lamenting the fact that so serves God, so this must be right. few of his fellow-Jews managed to get the Augustine defended an idea which most of point. us can relate to: when justice is threatened The history of Israel, Jesus’ homeland by violent force, a violent defence is was by his era in the early first century AD legitimate. The UN Charter speaks of a already one of repeated conquest by foreign nation’s right to “self-defence”, powers and repeated struggles for national demonstrating the near universality of the liberation. The great Literary prophets of acceptance of that principal. Indeed, most the Old Testament, with whose tradition wars fought since the time of Augustine Jesus strongly identified himself, often had have seen at least one, and usually both to deal with similar situatio-ns of foreign sides genuinely believing that their tyrants being opposed (often on very struggle was just, and would result in a religious grounds) by forces of national better world liberation. Virtually without exception they One interpretation of Jesus’ teaching counselled against resistance to the tyrant. argues that violence, in any form and for Also virtually without exception, the any reason is inappropriate; that the power struggles for national liberation ended up of God combined with the power of human in catastrophe. The biblical tradition love, including love for the “enemy”, was provides very little support for active more effectual at overcoming injustice and physical or violent resistance to tyranoy. tyranny than any violence, organized or The scriptural basis for such ideas stems unorganized. from the David& *kingdom of ca. 1,000 B.C., The argument I am presenting in this and the covenant made by Godwith Davidto essay supports that interpretation of Jesus’ provide Israel with an heir to the throne in teaching. The Just War ideas of Augustine, perpetuity. That covenant was always the which have been picked up by most of the basis for Jewish theolo@ to argue that any Church since his time, I will argue, are not effort to replace a foreign tyrant with a Christian, nor inspired by Jesus at all, but genuine heir of David had to be “in God’s merely human weakness in the face of real

Addressing the question of the legitimacy of rulership he said “Bender unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and unto God what is Gods.” The specific question had to do with taxation, is it right to pay taxes. He asked thequestionerwhoseimagewesonthecoin Being that of Caesar, Caesar had a right to What then is one’s duty to God? The whole of the law and the prophets, Jesus said, was love for God and love for other people. In practice, what does love mean? Jesus attempted to illustrate that with a number of parables, and by example. In essence he argued against running from or resisting trouble, that instead one should take responsibility for addressing the problem one’s self.It did not mean slavish submission. Again, his attitude towards the Temple authorities and the Pharisees involved taking a determined stand for righteousness and not budging from it even when it meant his own death. The Church has tried at times to argue that killing someone can be an act of love, if that person is a sinner, because their death may somehow save their souls. Certainly that did not come from Jesus, and has been pretty thoroughly discredited since the middle ages. ~In the modern era, the Church has largely stood by the battlefield wringing its hands with frustration, not knowing what to do. Recognizing the horrible forces at play, recognizing significant issues of justice at stake, empathizing with the motivations (sometimes honourable) of the combatants, it has managed only to th~~l~~ l l

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will”. The Church, seeing Jesus as the legitimate Davidic heir, and itself as the legitimate heir to Jesus, has picked up that thread from Judaism and used it to justify anylihing it does -as “in God’s will”. The notion of Papal infallibility is a modern expression of a very ancient idea. The ruler is understood from the Davidic covenant as God’s delegate on earth. Other people must obey the ruler (Pope, King or President) as they obey God himself. The argument has proven tremendously durable and very persuasive. The 16th century Protestant Reformation and the 18th century American F&evolution both challenged this doctrine partially, arguing that rulers could lose their legitimaicy if they behaved improperly. Luther’s the Pope and the rebellion against American colonists’ rebellion against the Crown both argued that the ruler had lost his legitimw and that people had the right to establish for themselves new legitimacy. The divine right of rulership came to be understood as conditional. Of course a serious problem arises. Unless a ruler be completely perfect, anyone who disagrees with a ruler could claim, from this philosophical and theological foundation, a legitimate right to overthrow that ruler. The Liberation movements of Latin America are making just such a claim, and surely with at least as much justification as the 18th century American colonists. In fact, such revokdtions only become legitimate when they are successful, through force, in putting off the yoke of tyranny and establishing themselves effectively as rulers. They then make the same claim to obedience and loyalty from the people as the preceding ruler. In Jesus’ view, the issue at stake was that of people taking matters into their own hands rather than submitting to God and working with Him to bring about change. Jesus certainly was no authoritarian. His attitude and behavour towards the religious authorities of his time was argumentative and contemptuous. He is portrayed as regularly in bitter debate with the Pharisees and actually conducted a raid on the Temple to drive out money-changers, quoting scripture that said the Temple wits to be “a house of prayer” and accusing money changers of making it into a “den of thieves”. Yet he resisted the extension of this opposition to open resistance. He told his disciples “listen to what the Pharisees say, but don’t do what they do” because they were “hypocrites.” He called for a different kind of resistance.

sometimes the pain. Elements eaSe of the church have adopted pacifism as a response to a worldfilledwith armed camps. Following the example of the Church of the first few centuries, these groups have rarely been popular &d have come under considerable persecution, The pacifismoftheMennonites,forinstance,is what brought them from Germany to North America where their point of view has received more tolerance, although something less than general approval. In the real world today, in the midst of the experience of tyranny and state terrorism, what is Jesus’ message to the oppressed, and what is his message to the oppressor? The message is that violation of human rights, human liberty and freedom in the name of economic power and geopolitical clout is wrong and will ultimately be unsuccessful. That message must be carried by the Church, and it must be carried to the governments of the worlds imperial powers whose intrigues provide the ultimate prop and power base for most of the tin-pot dictators. Those rulers with power must be called on to use it justly. The rulers in question are those of the great powers, not those of the petty client dictators. Calling on the powerful to behave justly will invite persecution, persecution the church is already receiving behind the iron curtain. But the church in North America and Europe has neglected its role as social critic and both Protestants and Catholics have too often ended up blessing battleships, thinking chauvinistically that their I.and was somehow more righteous, and forgetting the suffering imposed on the Third World by the power and prosperity of the first. We have been loving neither towards God nor other people. Arguably, so long as the world is as imperfect as it is, a church that is not being persecuted is a church that is not doing its job; it has chosen friendship with the world rather than friendship with God To the suffering millions in the Third World, am I going to say “Don’t resist, just put up with you lot”? No. I am going to sey that the problems of the Third World are rooted in the First World and that as I am my brothers’ keeper, the solution to the sufYerin.g in the Latin American Barrio lies mostly in MY hands, as a citizen of the First World. Until the oppressor bends, the oppression will continue. If there is violent rebellion against it, I am to blame if I, as a citizen of the First World, do not energetically exercise the freedoms and power available to me to attempt to influence the Imperialism which causes it aJ.i. I do not live in a,barrio under a tyrannical dictator, so I will not prescribe for them an appropriate response. To the extent that I can imagine such existence, I have irnrnense sympathies with its victims They have no rights, yet I have many. They have no power, and in comparison mine is great. The duty is clear. Their deliverance from oppression lies in my hands .more than in their own, since I have more power to influence the oppressor than do they. Until

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I am doing everything in my power to seek their liberation I cannot tell them what to do. I can say that the theology of liberation h.& nothing to do with violent force, so far asIcansee.Ithaseverythingtodowiththe Church standing against oppression and accepting whatever persecutions come as a result. The Church -and here I mean principally the North American and European churches - must demonstrate love for God and love for others by pressing their own governments to act with justice in Latin America. In solidarity with the suffering in the Third World the Church of the wealthywest rnnst devote material resources to concrete humanitarian aid to the suffering. The Church’s access to media and public opinion must be utilized, to raise the consciousness of our people to thesuffering of others. As a civilization, our conscience must be piqued, we must recognize that the idea of “independence” of states is preposterous and archaic in an interdependent world, and we must give up the common idea that we have righta and freedoms and wealth became we “deserve” it. We do not desemre these privileges any more than other people. That we have them implies adutyto use them for the benefit of all. We are guilQy of actin$ in extraordinarily narrowselfinterest, a self-interest inevitably

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the fate of Latin Americans. -If our faith cannot these qbestions. An oppressor who fails to heed the cries confront these problems and come up with of the oppressed people deserves, in the answers, of what worth is it? ideology of the American Revolution and While the Catholic bishops inboth the US the Protestant Reformation, to be and Canada have recently made bold and overthrown. Peoples will rise against timely statements onEconomics and social @rannyg *e history Of the wor1d shows justice internally the problem of that. If we, in fact, are the real oppressor, international relations has not yet been the philosophy of the American Revolution addressed in a comprehensive and calls for the overthrow of the US! If the systematic fashion. Church in America wants to help q American churchmen have been quite country, it should tea,ch its own people the lucid in their condemnation of Marxism meaning of justice. and Communismandhavebeenpreparedto Of course the perspective in the US State blame all of the world’s problems on the Department sees the problem in geocommunist menace. They seem to forget political terms of competition between its that before the world’s first communist own empire and that of the Soviet Union state emerged in 1917 there were just as The tin-pot dictators are thought to be many, if somewhat different, problems in useful because, beholden to the US for their the world - problems to which -power and wealth, they ‘are loyal anticommunism presented itself as a parti.& communist allies. The view is solution in the fQst place. It is naive to understandable, albeit tragically short suppose that the elimination of sighted In the long run the pressure for communism would eliminate the world’s revolution will only increase w a re6lt of problems. Muoh less willing to engage in such policies until revolutions occur critical analysis of their own societies then offering the Soviets an opportunity ,for that of the Soviet Union the American intrigue which would not be present if the Church has en&d up in the intolerable economic and political life of the countries position of supporting the US arms in question were healthy. program for the most part. If, aa ~ana@stsbelieve,manyofthe It is a position which looks very similar troublesofthe~dWorldarerootedinthe to the A-tin&&n andmedieval position of Superpower conflict, there is another and the Church supporting a stat& which is more difEcult dimension to the problem of perceived to be the defender of Christian liberation from tyranny. The superpower civil&ation against a threat from ungodly competition is itself a cruel tyranny which baxWdms. Such a Church may truly be haa both first and s&ond worlds under a national - and nationalist - but is it cmrshing yoke of oppression. Something clhJ?istian? more than vague noises advocating peace IfthecaIltoaChristianindividualisto and mild opposition to new weapons turn the other cheek, must not the call to a systems must characterise a genuinely Christian nation be the same? Christian response, a response worthy of Christ himself. Ignoring others’ interestk isi The US likes to think of itself as a Christian nation Surely a Christian nation the opposite of Jesy!!!’ can come up with something more mew-s --. sophisticated than threats of nuclear annihilation, or bribes of economic , i - _ prosperity in its relations with CL?:: &a&. . And sure1.v t& phV,hdi%‘n in such a nation No nation or individual concenZiit exercise leadership in addressing on its own self-interest at the I trating

expense of others is being obedient to Christ. Only when the best interests of all are the priority and only when self is devoted to the service of those interests no matter how great the cost - cana nation or an individual be truly in God’s will. At least that certainly seemed to be Jesus’ opinion on the matter. Canthose of us who claim to be his folio-wers really adopt any other? Ultimately the liberation which Jesus ta-t was liberation from the tyranny of anxiety and fear resultingfromthe needfor self defence. He taught that if you look -after others, God will look after you In practical terms what might this mean? Say the nations of NATO we& to forswear all new arms aquisitions for a decade and instead spent the money on agricultural, medical educational and industrial development projects in poorer countries, with the most effort going to the $oorest ones. Two things would happen The Eastern block would feel more secure and reduce its own expenditure on arms, even if not to the same degree. The second thing that would happen is that the NATO * allies would earn so many f&ienm in the Third World that Soviet influence, unless it matched this suggested Western generosity, wou%Tevaporate: All the people of the world would benefit and the the West, with this strategy, would contribute to a relaxation of international tensions that really might buy genuine peace and securiiy. current western defence Q--w policies, while they result in gargantuan armed forces, do not buy for their own citizens or anyone else the sense ofl..yum a secure world free from wars&be threat of war. Yet if the Wes%Tzere as generous as it ytid +ff~Sto be, and being the most i@ealthy civilization, the world has ever knownbyseveral orders of magnitude&hat is very generous indeed, we might find true liberation from the prison of fear, the bad news of poverty and the curse of selfish blindness to the suffering we cause ourselves when we oppress others.

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After scouring the K-W, Cambridge and Guelph ‘areas for factory outlets, it becomes clear that commercial department stores are totally unnecessary. Add to the outlets the various second-hand stores, surplus centres and liquidators, and one can totally eliminate the need to rely on the normal retail outlets. However, there is a trade-off involved in buying at these places. While the prices are somewhat or even significantly lower, selection and quality may not be as good. Most factory outlets are selling seconds or discontinued items, and there is no guarantee that the same items will appear week after week. Also you are largely left to your own resources at these outlets, so it is your

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responsiblity to find the faults in the merchandise, if seconds, and to make sure that it is the right size in the case of clothing. It seems to be a standafd policy at the factory outlets to use cash only with no refunds. Another suggestion when contemplating buying at factory outlets is to become familiar with retail prices of the items you are going to check out, since it is this price difference that should determine whether or not you wish to sacrifice some quality. This is sometimes difficult to do since many of the manufacturers make private labels and thus comparisons are difficult. The following list was compiled by Imprint staff and includes

“Getting Your Money’s Worth”, Fifth edition, published by Imprint Publications, Waterloo, September, 1985. Contributors: Imprint staff.

The Book

K-W

Nook

Mon. - Thurs. 10:00 am. - 5:50 pm. Fri. - 10:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 10:00 am. - 5:30 pm. This store is located beside the Three Minute Deli in downtown Kitchener, just past Market Square. It offers a good selection of used books at half price, or less than the original price. It has some university-related books, magazines and comics.

Mon. - Fri. 9:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 6:00 pm. A large seclection of used books, comics and magazines. A good selection of science fiction. They also sell new comics and magazines. Standard prices are offered, half the original cover price or less. Science fiction tends to bring a higher price. Some university texts. Also a large selection of international and professional magazines.

Carry-On

Now & Then

Comics

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Books

32 King St. N., Waterloo

Lower Mall, Campus Centre University of Waterloo Located in the lower mall of the Campus Centre is the Federation of Students Used Book Store. The store sells Federation members used books on consignment. It stocks lots of university texts and some light reading. If you are looking for a text or want to sell one, this is the place to go.

Mon. - Sat. - 10:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Sat. - 10:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Located at the corner of King and DuPont streets across from Mother’s Pizza is Carry-On Books. When you walk in the door, you notice a large selection of comic books and used books. It only buys science fiction but will trade for other paperback books. It also sells posters and newspapers. Just a short walk to downtown from UW campus. It also has D & D paraphernalia.

Outlets

FactoYv Victory

Sports

Len’s

115 Bridgeport Rd., Waterloo 745-1137 Mon. - Fri. - 10:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 3:00 pm. This outlet is ideally suited to the athletically inclined. It offers a variety of sweat pants, pants, shirts, shorts & jackets. Quality is good and prices are reasonable. Nylon running wear and mesh tops are also available.

Arrow

Company

112 Benton St., Kitchener 743-82 11 Sat. - 8:00 am. - 3:00 pm. i Fri. -.4:00 pm. 9:00 pm. Imperfect name brand men’s and ladies’ apparel, men’s dress leisure shirts, sweaters, pyjamas, men’s underwear, ladies’ lingerie. Cash only.

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Industries

Ltd.,

139 Morris St., Guelph l-836-2770 Mon. - Fri. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 4:00 pm. This outlet, located at the factory, carries a large selection of men’s hats. Also carries Stetson products.

John

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31 Young St. Kitcliener

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743-4343

Thurs. 1:00 pm. - 5:00 pm. Fri. - 1:00 pm. - 8:00 pm. Sat. - 7:30 am. Noon. A large selection of men’s long and short-sleeved shirts. This outlet also carries men’s sweaters, velours and vests, ties, boy’s shirts and yard goods. All sales final. Cash only.

Mill End Store

130 Moore Ave. Waterloo 743-4672

Mon. - Wed. - 10:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. 10:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 1O:OO am. - 5:00 pm. Also handles: Fabrics, yarns, etc. Located just off Moore Ave. around the corner from Union Street, this warehouse-type outlet carries a wide variety of stock. They sell men’s, women’s and children’s clothing, fabrics, yarns, and miscellaneous items. The stock changes quite a bit and Len’s has weekly specials, so check out the K-W Record.

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743-3821

Mon. - Thurs. - 9:00 am. - 5:30 pm. Fri. - 9:00 am. - 8:00 pm. Sat. 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Located on the corner of Weber and Victoria streets right near the train station. On a recent visit, they were selling dresses, jeans, rugs, toys, desks, etc. Their stock comes from bankrupt stores and changes quite often. Worth dropping in on to see what they have for sale.

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most outlets in the area. If an item interests you at all, it would be worth going and checking the place out since you may have a different idea about just what constitutes a good deal. If anyone is familiar with outlets or second-hand stores that are not listed here, drop a line to the Imprint stating where it is and what you thought of it.

Factory

13 Park Avenue, Elmira 669-5435 Tues. - Thurs. - 1:00 pm. - 5:00 pm. Fri. - 1:00 pm. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 9100 am. - 1:00 pm. This outlet offers a wide variety of children’s wear. Cords, jeans, shirts, t-shirts and shorts. Be sure to check for flaws, stains, etc. at this outlet as all clothes are seconds. They also sell fabric, sewing machines, and some men’s shorts, underwear and socks.

745-5571

Monday - Friday: 10:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Saturday: 10:00 am. - 6:00 pm. For the comic book enthusiast, the place to be is Now & Then Books. They have thousands of comic books both new and used. Lots of Science Fiction and other paperbacks. Now & Then also carries used records.

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512 Woolwhich St., Guelph l-824-8430 Mon. - Wed. - 10:00 am. 5:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 10:00 am. 9:00 pm. Sat. - 10:00 am. 5:00 pm. This outlet has a large selection of clothing and underwear, all kinds of hosery and socks for the entire family, men’s and women’s casual tops, and women’s blouses. All clothing of high quality. Sports socks are $9 a dozen with student I.D. Limited Quantity.

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420 Elizabeth St. Guelph 1-822-3211 Mon. - Fri. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 4:00 pm. A large outlet that carries a variety of men’s dress and sport shirtsSeconds: Shortsleeve shirts, $8.88, long sleeve shirts, $9.88

Sweater

Factory

Outlet

130 Highland Rd. E., Kitchener. 742-9772 Mon. - Fri. 11:OO am. - 5:00 pm. Sat. - 9:30 am. - 4:00 pm. Spanner Imports runs this outlet which deals specifically in women’s sweaters, t-shirts, and skirts. The selection includes acrylic, wool and cottons.

Tiger

Brand

Knitting

15 Melville St. (beside Queen Square) Cambridge (Galt) 1-621-5722 Mon. - Fri. - 10:00 am. - 4:45 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 3:45 pm. This outlet offers the well-known Tiger Brand products. T-shirts, sweat shirts, garment dyed cotton outfits and lady’s apparel are some of the items offered for sale. The prices are good. Cash or VISA accepted.

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389 Woodlawn Rd., Gue!ph 1.822-4427 Mon. - Sat. - 9:00 am. 5:00 pm. this outlet offers a variety of leather products. Purses, luggage, attache cases, wallets, key cases, belts and wine sacks. The leather is of very high quality.

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Mill End Store

17 William St., eilesley 656-2900 Mon. - Thurs. - 8:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Fri. - 8:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 8:00 am. - 6:00 pm. In the basement you will find a large assortment of work clothes, jeans, cords, socks, hats, fabrics, boots and remnants. On the main floor is a large selection of cotton blend fabrics for quilting etc. and children’s clothes. Family department store.

666 Victoria St. N., Kitchener 745-2661 Mon. - Wed. - 10:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 10:00 am. ) 8:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. If you’re into electronics, this is the place to visit. It is just filled with electronic parts and equipment, tools, hardware, auto products, kitchen aids (hampers, cutlery, trays, pitchers, mops, scrub brushes, etc.) They also carry desks, clock radios and telephones.

32 Regina St. S., Waterloo 886-2080 Mon. - Fri. - 9:00 am. 5:30 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Lots of cord of all different plys and colours is available here. It has one huge room filled with cord, remnants and clothes. Another room has quilt batting, fabrics, lamp forms, etc.

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Spring St. in Old Factory St. Jacobs 664-3380 Tues. - Sat. - 10:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Sun. - 12:30 - 5:00 pm. This outlet, located just down the street from the Stone Crock, sells a wide variety of yarns, and some finished sweaters.

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449 Dundas St., Cambridge (Galt) 1-623-6121 Mon. - Fri. - 10:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 10:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Located in polka dot building on Highway 8, this outlet offers a wide variety of fabrics. Cottons, corduroy, denim, etc. and ‘lots of trim. Large selection of upholstery, drapery, and sheers.

66 Northfield Dr., Waterloo 888-6270 Thurs. & Fri. - 12 noon - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. This outlet is geared to the macrame enthusiast with its boxes full of cord. It has a large variety of colours and plys (4,5,6,9,12)

Knitting

September

215 Queen St ., Cambridge (Hespeler) 658-9311 Mon., Wed., Sat., - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Tues., Thurs., Fri., 9:00 am. - 9:00 pm. The largest warehouse type fabric outlet in the area, it offers a good selection of fabrics, colours and quantity. A section of the outlet sells patterns, buttons and trims.

Howard Ave., ElmiTa 669-5111 Mon. - Fri. - 9:00 am. 4:30 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. 12:00 noon. This outlet offers a wide variety of yard goods, bath sets, stuffing and mats.

Craft

Wednesday,

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Shops

Boutique

14 Church St., Kitchener 744-5611 Mon. -- Sat. - 10:00 am. 5:30 pm. Consignment sales of women’s clothing and shoes. All clothes cleaned, in good condition and recent styles. Dresses, skirts, blouses, pants, pant suits, fur coats and maternity wear. Designer label and brand names available too.

Goodwill

Thrift

Shop

188 King St. W., Kitchener 745-7601 Mon. -- Wed. - 9:30 am. - 5:30 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 9:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. This store sells used men’s, women’s and children’s clothing. It also carries shoes and household articles. They have a large selection of clothes that are clean and in good condition.

Maycourt

Nearly

New

Shop

414 Belmont Ave. W., Kitchener 578-8640 Call for hours. This store sells a good selection of women’s and children’s clothing on consignment. It closes for the summer but reopens in the fall.

Rockway

Mennonite

Thrift

Shop

137 King St. E., Kitchener 578-8640 Mon. - Sat. 10:00 am. - 5:00 pm. This shop sells used men’s, women’s and c hiidren’s clot ling. They have lots of clothes at great prices.

Salvation

Army

657 King St. E., Kitchener 578-3130 41 King St. N., Waterloo 886-3020 Mon. - Fri. 9:00 am - 4:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 12:00 noon.Also handles used furniture. The Salvation Army runs a men’s social centre in Kitchener which sells men’s, women’s and children’s used clothing. It also has furniture and appliances at really cheap prices. Prices of clothes are not marked so you must ask. A smaller version is located in downtown Waterloo.

St. Vincent

de Paul

97 Victoria St. N., Kitchcner 742-8622 Mon. - Sat. - 8:30 am. - 5:30 pm. Also handles used furniture. Formerly the Marion Centre, this store sells men’s and children’s used clothing,-, household furniture and appliances, books and dishes.

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65 University Ave. E., Wasterloo 885-2891 Mon. - Wed. & Sat. 10:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. 10:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Located at University & Weber, Valdi stocks a variety of nonperishable packaged (i.e. bottled, canned, boxed) foods and household goods. Theiiprices, compared to most grocery stores, are very reasonable and can add up to sizeable savings.

,Farmer’s

Market

Mills

680 Fountain St., Cambridge (Preston) 653-666 1 Tues. - Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:30 pm. Another alternative in health food stores is Preston. It offers a wide selection of flours, grains, herbs, etc. in small and large auantities. Their reasonable. They also have a good selection of

Ayres

Valdi

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Weber St. North, Waterloo Wed., (June - Oct.) - 9:00 am. - 2:00 pm. Sat., (all year) 6:00 am. 2:00 pm. The Waterloo Farmer’s Market is growing every year and with its recent publicity is busier than ever-before- Located on Weber St. North past Northfield Drive, the market offers fresh vegetables, fruit, meat, cheese, flowers, baked goods and craft itemsYMost oi the fresh produce is outdoors, while inside the building are meat cheese and craft items. Good prices and friendly service make thii market worth a visit. Come early if you want to park nearby.

9 Herbert St., Waterloo 884-9600 Mon. - Sat. 11:OO am. - 6:00 pm. Operated out of the Ali Baba Meat Packing Plant, this outlet deals primarily in quantity.

Sunrise

Wednesday,

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27 Albert St., St. Jacobs 664-2228 Fri. - 8:30 am. - 3:30 pm. This outlet sells cases of apple and citrus juices and drinks.

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Supplies

354 King St. N., Waterloo 886-7001 Mon. - Wed.-8:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 8:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 8:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Ayres offers self serve buying in bulk of spices, nuts and baking supplies. Most of the spices are packa&d in small bags but other items you package yourself. It is best to bring your own plastic containers or you will have to pay for theirs. Friendly staff. They have weekly specials.

Buns

Master

Bakery

420 Weber St. N., Waterloo 884- 1460 Closing times: Tues. & Wed. Thurs. & Fri. - 7:00 pm. Saturday - 6:00 pm.

6:00 pm.

2450 King St. E., Kitchener 742-1581 Closing times: Mon. - Wed. 6:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 6:00 pm. Sun. - 5:00 pm. This bakery offers a wide variety of breads, buns, and rolls baked fresh daily. For those late night urges for pizza, they offer frozen pizza shells at $l.gO/dozen. Their kaisers and sesame buns are $1.29/dozen and rye bread $l.lO/loaf.

Dover

Flour

Mills

140 King St. W., Cambridge (Preston) 653-6267 Mon. - Fri. - 8:30 am. - 5:00 pm. Dover Flour Mills sells flour, wheat germ and rolled oats.

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Food

Co-op

Inc,

225 Weber St. W., Kitchener 743-542 1 If you are worried about the quality of food available from supermarkets, ever-increasing food prices, and the lack df personal input into the system that supplies us with food, then the Ebytown Food Co-op offers you some alternatives.

Grocery

345 King St. W., Kitchener (between Water & Francis Sts.) Mon. - Wed. 9:30 am. - 6:00 p.m. ?‘hurs. & Fri. 9:30 am. - 9:00 pm. Saturday 9:00 am. - 6:00 pm. A unique combination of natural foods and imported and gourmet foods. Everything from organic tofu to the world’s best chocolate chips. A wide selection of bulk items. Prices are very reasonable. Wholesale case lots available.

Yards

Weber St. N., Waterloo Thursday mornings to 9:00 pm. Cattle, pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens, etc. are auetioned off at the stockyards every Thursday. You can enter the observation area and watch the auctions. The stock yards also offer the largest. market in this area. This market sells fruit, vegetables, meat, cheese, clothing, used items, etc. It has lots of variety, small and large quantities and good prices. Well worth a visit.

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12 Bridgeport Rd. E., Waterloo 885-083 1 Mon. - Fri. - 9:00 am. - 5:30 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 2:00 pm. Men’s dress leather shoes and moccasins. shoe repairs.

Cambridge

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Shoes

445 Dobbie Drive,Cambridge (Galt) l-62 l-2920 Wed. & Thurs. - 1:00 pm. - 8:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 12 noon This outlet deals mostly in women’s shoes. They stock boots, casual and dress shoes, and men’s and women’s bass shoes.

Collins

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Shoes

353 Manitou Drive,Kitchener 893-4100 Mon. - Wed. - 8:30 am. - 6:00 pm Thurs. & Fri. - 8:30 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Also handles: Work clothing This outlet deals specifically in steel-toed shoes and boots. They also carry a selection of work clothes and seconds in jeans and cords.

Greb

Factory

Outlet

5 Michael St., Kitchener 578-3550 Mon. - Wed. - 9:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 9:00 am. - 9:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Also handles luggage, skates and shirts. Well known for its Kodiak work boots ($49) and Hush Puppie shoes, this outlet also carries a good selection of athletic shoes.

Kaufman

Footwear

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River Rd. & Wellington St., Kitchener 576- 1500 Tues. & Wed. - 11:00 am. - 5:00 pm. Thurs. & Fi. - 11:00 am. - 8:00 pm. Sat. - 8:00 am. - 3:00 pm. This outlet ofers a good selection of women’s and children’s boots. It also carries women’s shoes and slippers.

Andrew

McNiece

336 Eagle St. N., Cambridge (Preston) ;653-2378 Mon. - 4:00 pm. - 7:00 pm. Thurs. - 4:00 pm. 8:00 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. - 3:00 pm. This outlet deals specifically in women’s shoes and boots. They also have a small selection of women’s leather handbags, scarves, jewellery and other women’s accessories.

Savage

Shoes

250 Dolph St., Cambridge 653- 1262 Mon., Wed., Sat., - 9:00 Thurs. & Fri. - 9:00 am. This outlet is overwhelming children’s shoes. Visa and

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725 King St. N., Waterloo 885-293 1 Mon. - Fri. - 8:00 am. - 8:00 pm. Sat. 8:00 am. - 4:00 pm. Located on King St. N. just before the stockyards. dishwashers, etc. are all lined up outside.

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Harry’s

~~5‘$‘~~~h St-7 Kitchener Mon. - Sat. -- 9:00 am. - 6:00 pm. This outlet deals specifically in used hotel furnishings. They have lots of lamps, beds, rugs, bed-spreads, curtains, end tables and ‘chairs. Beds are $39 single, $59 double (some are extra long). Beds are box spring, mattresses and legs, Table lamps $4.95 and floor lamps $10.00. Rugs 12 feet by 15 feet for $39.00 with shag at $69. They also sell dressers and desks.

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356 King St. W., Kitchener 743-1131 Mon. Wed. 9:00 am. - 6:00 pm. Thurs. & Fri. - 9:00 am. - 8:00 pm. Sat. ---_- 9:30 am. 5:30 pm. Located next to the’ The Keg in downtown Kitchener, the Trading Post offers a large ‘selection of good used furniture. Furnishings from hotels and homes. They have chairs, sofas, beds, lamps, rugs, kitchen sets, appliances, pictures and drapes.

Mattress

Mon. - Fri. - 8:30 am. - 5~30 pm. Sat. - 9:00 am. 12 noon. This outlet offers mattresses and/or standard sizes. Free Delivery.

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