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He rallied against the stupidity of age-excuses for bad b haviour. _ by Todd Schneider Ralph Nader’s appearance at the Humanities Theatre last Just because we’re adolescent .do we have to be self-a sorbed? Because we’re aged, do we have to consider a “‘20-da trip to Wednesday night was a blast from the past, a return to the original Monaco” a-great use of our time? imagine if these t ;gioups source, and a negation of the cliche that all fires burn out when considered the option of raising hell? And while wer> t it, what unattended. He returned to Waterloo, Suitcase U., Yuppie U. No longer the would happen if ten-year olds were given a voice in government? stronghold of the Radical Student Movement, Waterloo is, Thus: why protect space against the tommies when the-seas are wide open?‘Why is Coca-Cola more expensive than .gasoline? . ironically, with the shift in cultural-phase, still the most appropriate Why- can’t we see;, he asks, that a contract written up by some, spot he might evangelize his message .of concern-outside-self and shadow” figure at the insuranc_e agency is a fallible, negotiable getting what you paid for. Nader says we are poorly taught our roles as consumers. We’are agreement, not a life (or death) sentence? Why does a salesperson show palpable dis-ease when we ask basic questions of quality and \ taught slightly at home and not at all in the classroom. The 7 safety of everyday items? It’s not a tradeoff between,-consumer dominant pattern is to see ourselves in the role of the seller: rights and sustainable futures and‘ cushy ‘lifestyles, he argues. We ‘Classical liberalism (read: conlemporary conservatism) has as could have our economy running at half-speed and still double our the attendant notion that in a +free” market, people can maximize living standards. For instance energy use in the U.S. has dropped by their satisfaction quotient. But there is nothing in that line of attack some 25% in the last decade but the G.N.P. has risen in real terms at that says people should not voluntarily risk their lives in unsafe *’ least 3 1TO. ,vehicles, so the doctors, lawyers and insurance chiefs, can infuse Nader later directed his’ talk-to ,the role of students. We are now their capital back into production. The utility of the consumer movement, he says is the fact that it injects non-mercantile values ‘about as free.as we’ll ever be to question society; later on the price may seem to be too high. And we have a. fine communications’ into the marketplace, to prqduce a concern for human values. system with, which to mobilize ourselves, and re-insert into societyAs for the conservatives, Nader says they are- hypocrites who at-large. Do we want, through- our passivity to see the cycles of argue ‘pure’ business one second, and turn their backs on corporate political freedoms to go from ,negkct to atrophy to tyranny to bailouts the next. They-say they don’t like government coercion; but revolution3 1s this the pattern a rational human being desires?what about the forced ,ingestion of unclean air and unsaTe water? There were other points raised, too numerous to note, but this ’ Civil action is an investment not in frustration, as it would seem, but happiness. There is a sense of purpose, of goals,. and of quotation should suffice to sum up the evening: “Justice is still the greatest goal we have to seek.” _ challenges that watching the A-Team cannot provide. c

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and Leisure Studies drops to date for counting registered stuit was found there was just too mu& ‘*strain on the .teaching ;%I cfegs). ent Studies ’ (formerly. - lnte- , Therefore, the. total number ’ .resources (facuhy) and classroom space produced by the grat@ Studies) drops to 35, of graduates, on and off campus at Waterloo, will reach about - large numbers of students.” .lkx&n 93. Oncampus 14,696 by November 1. That enrolment for , 1.~UW:s on-campus undergrad~ renresents an enrolment drop of the six main faculties and indc- j .-:I&& total (11;496) includes regpendent studies program -is ‘:--~~~~~~~,~at-the’.W~iversity of St. about 4.3 per cent over last year $&ome%.j~olJege and at Renidown overall: Arts, the largest (15,362). -faculty, drops to 2,561 from ,s@$$$le@$‘,, hot h .of w horn. reg- * Gary Buckley, assistant regis- I 2,689; Math, the next largest &ter’&h@rown students. 1 -- -’ A‘ trar, says Waterloo had tolimit goes to 2,085 from 2,312; Engi- ’ ..- .l&so?patt o{ the undergradu~ .numbers this year. “The univer-’ afe -I&&is ‘the numberof firstneering will have about I,94 1 sity targeted for.a dropin enrolis, which is down to. compared to 2,05 1. last year; ment of about. four per cent Science will have 2,028, down fall, from 3;8 14 in back in ‘March when the- from ’ 2,053; Enviornmental res on graduate stubudgets were being formuStudies expects 1,089, down dent and part-time enrolment lated,” Buckley says. “Last year from 1,223; Human Kinetics are,not avaiiable,yet.)

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ment;-the Dean said that “the acquisition of ‘new equipment will be! pi 2 l specifically for teaching purposes.” Formal access will be available i _ I I13@-int-staff ‘-.- Responding to $charges that the new computer fees do ‘not to Math students who are excluded from using computer facilities l 6 4 .‘A‘e,nhance st’udZ5nt access to computer accounts, senior-University of in a week or so,” he said last week. Waterloo faculty officials cite “serious financial problems” as the Dr. R.T. Newkirk, Associate Dean for Computing and Commain reason forthe implementation ofthe fee, although m.ost claim .munications in the Faculty of Environmental Stud&‘s,aid that the ’ I t that ‘student access is beings%&!&$~improved. ’ facnlty “is not equipped, nor is it likely to be in the long term, to ’ *Declaring that “the university’ is’ facing very serious financial allow .a11students access to computer accounts, at least tor’word -p. processing.” Stating that “no .development funds currently exist,” ’ problems”, Arts-Dean, Dr. Robin Banks, expeets thecomputer fees ’ , ~. to “increase annualy at least by the Dr. Newkirk said that “The faculty has borrowed against provincial of living.” funding expected in the new year -to purchase‘ more computing * “The computer fee is not used to support and enhance teaching u&s, since the current computer fees do not cover their cost:‘? Dr. “facilities,” he said. ?A11full-time .Arts students have access to computer Newkirk estimates that the Administration wants to”cover:twice as accounts, regardless’ if they are taking computer related courses or not. much as current computer fees cover,” and cites next year as a The computer fee has explicitly made students out ‘clients’,” Dead “cruciaLyear” which could see the firing of some E.S. faculty N&&The &g-qoi r&yill be held this Sunday on Banks continued, “it’s our job to service students needs by keeping up members. to-date facilities.” Ring Rbad; Startihg titie i&O6 a.rrh;and everyone Echoing Dean Banks sentiments, Dr, Bill Lennox, Dean of Engi- i The Associate Dean for Compnting in H.K.L.S., Dr. -D.A. Wini4 welcome, t6’participdte. ’ neering at Waterloo, agreed with the Bovey Commission’s concluter; estimates that at least half of H KLS students’ computer feeswill sion that “universities are in serious trouble. Waterloo is even more go towards administrative needs, such as computerized registraAJI that fits thats .news we print vunerable to underfunding,“. he said, “because we’re at the front tion, library sign-out,\and data processing. “None of the computer edge of technology.‘* While stating that “incidental fees above fee money has returned to our faculty,” Dr. Winter said. HKLS tuition have been practiced by universities for over 10 years now,“, students were not required to pay a faculty-specific computer fee on , N& The Eng-Sot Bike Rake will be held o_nalthough only on a “faculty-specific” basis, Dean Lennox admitted to,p of their university.fee, like most other faculties While Dr. Sunday, September ,29 titi Ring .Road.’ It that Waterloo is the first to impose university-wide fees, but Winter expects HKLS to purchase 8 to 20 terminals in January if begins at 9:W a-m:’ Bqd ,a11 are welcomed to defended the move by pointing out that computers provide admi-’ provincral-funding comes through, currently, he sai&most HKLS I participate. , ’ nistrative services to all students on campus. . ; students must use Math’s facilities fornon-word processing - activi*DF. Lennox forsees individual engineering students being forced ties. 5 .. .’ , , to acquire their own computers “in two years”, hopefully, he said, at Dr. D.E. Brodie, Dean of Science: asserted that .his faculty is under $1,0&I. “There is an argument for students,paying for the real currently installing a new comp‘irting network in the Optometry cost of their university education,‘* Dean Lennox continu.ed, -- Department, “regardless of any potential provincial funding.” He also said that Science students do have formal access to computers although he would prefer to see the establishment of an “educawhich is not course related, simply by approach-ing the Dean himtional bank” in which students could pay back their loans according self. . \ to their income. -. Stating that “it takes time for, the faculties to install the new In response to the computer fee impostion, the Federation of Students‘ Committee on Computer Fees has drafted a pamphlet to computer facilities,” Dr. J.A.- George, Dean of Mathematics, be sent to all off-eampus co-op students asking “that students asserted that by January,4,,’ 1986, the Math faculty’s computing capacity will have “increased well over 50 per cent” from current withhold the computer fee portions of their tuition in January.‘” The pamphlet begins by quoting .David Peterson, Ontario Premier, on his views regarding, Uw’s incidental fees; “It’s a sneaky: way of -1;:

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Profis lukewarm to. h@ulronev deciskiri by Ian Lipton Imprint staff Although the Canadian Government will not be taking part in “Star Wars” research, there is concern from some members of UW’s academic community that Prime Minister Mulroney’s recent decision should have been stricter. Two weeks ago Mulroney announced that the Canadian Government will decline an invitation by President Ronald Reagan to participate in the American Strategic Defence Initiative program (SDI) a space based, anti-ballistic missile system. However, he left Canadian industry to decide for itself whether or not to accept contracts for the military project. Ernie Regehr, Director of Research for Peace and Conflict Studies at Conrad Grebel College; Prof. Ashok Kapur of UW’s political science department; and Prof. John Hepburn of Science for Peace, agree that the non-participation decision of the government should have been extended to Canadian industry as well. Regehr, who is also coordinator for Project Ploughshares, a working group on disarmament and development sponsored by Canadian religious and civic organizations, considers Mulroney’s response rhetorical. “By allowing Canadian firms and government agencies such as the National Research Council to participate in

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Star Wars research, Mr. Mulroney has practically said “yes” to Reagan’s invitation and is indicating strong support for the Star Wars project,” he said. He also stress that disallowing Canadian firms from participating in a given military project is not unpre: ce dented. Regehr feels that four elements in Mulroney’s policy indicate the PM’s support of the SD1 project: encouragement of Canadian industries to get involved, permittance of universities and government agenciks to accept U.S. military contracts, uninhibited access of those agencies and institutions to U.S. military wrok, and the continuation or tne tiow of public. funds for research grants and tax breaks to industries who do military research. Prof. Kapur also agrees that Mulroney did not make a landmark decisioh. Some advocates of the SD1 program suggest that job creation is a redeeming result of such research. But Regehr and his colleagues think that more jobs would be created if the money being spent on Star Wars was applied to job creation programs or deficit reduction. According to Regehr, every job created by military research in Canada must be funded out of Canadian public funds. This is a result of a program that currently offers grants and tax breaks to Canadian companies that perform military research. Mulroney said that companies that participate in the Star Wars research will be treated the same as those that contribute to conventional military research and will be eligible, for the same benefits. Based on some recent research and development contracts, Regehr estimates that if $50 million in Star Wars research comes to Canada, only about 250 jobs would be created. But if the same $50 million was spent on job creation programs, an excess of 1,000 jobs would be created per year. Hepburn suggests that much more valuable scientific research would be generated if the money spent on SD1 was given to the scientific communit-y instead. “Although some engineers and computer specialists will have .the opportunity to work with some technologically advanced equipment, very little useful knowledge will be gained,” he said. All three men agree that Star ‘Wars is not an effective way of dealing with the nuclear arms build-up in the Soviet Union. Kapur questions what the actual American motives are that would justify the cost of the project. “First we must ask ourselves what the meaning of nuclear defence is in terms of the doctrine of deterrence.” His concern is whet her or not the Americans are attempting to replace deterrence with defence. “If they are, it won’t work,” said Kapur. He goes on to explain that the most effective check that prevents one superpower from using nuclear weapons against the other is the threat that each has toward the other. For example, if both sides possess an equal number of nuclear warheads, neither side will be willing to launch a first strike for fear of being destroyed bv a counter-attack by the other. According to technological specialists, the SD1 system will not be

100% effective. (i.e. in the event of a Soviet first strike, not all warheads would be destroyed by U.S. satellite defence systems). About 10% of the warheads launched would get through and they would be enough to kill most 01 the AmeriCan population. Kapur believes that a false sense of security would be instilled on the American side. He said that if the Americans think that they have the upper hand and will be the victors of a nuclear confrontation, then they may be less inhibited in launching a first strike against the Soviet Union. “Neither the Soviets nor the Americans could contemplate a first strike if they did not have the complementary capability to defend ‘against attacks by surviving retaliatory forces.” said Regehr. “The pursuit of first strike,and strategic defence capabilities adds’danger, not stability, to the nuclear confrontation.” Regehr maintains that, although it is not likely that the Americans have the intent to launch a”pre-emptive”strike, the possession of a strategic defence capability will give the President a first strike option - “. . . and it is the acquisition of this option that will introduce intolerable instability into crisis situations.”

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by. Su Tedesco &- +I _ .asdocto-rs: ^I~ &&so investigated I .., the treatment of female Imprint @aff . I -+. ,Dr. Wendy Mitchinson, . a’ patients:*She’explained t hat her research was not necessarily to specialist in. the Higtory of Women in Canada, was hired as bryak the $ereotypes ,about a tenured associate professor by wbinen, but rather to “retrieve the U W. ‘History department part of: the past not (fully). this year. She obtained her \ .,e.xamined,.“, She :feels her. pers. B.A., M.A. and Ph.D. at York pective on the topic is’different than ifit. were coming’from,the University and accepted atemmale point of view. This,is not porary j,ob *eachingcat Mount to say that men ,are any less Saint Vincent University in Halifax. After a two year period ob#ctive towards women’s there, she moved to the Univerissues, just’ ’ that women are sity of’ 1Windsor where she more sensitive towards 8the. obtained an associate professor Ltopic. .* IO her -teaching, she puts position. ‘1 . ~ ,), 1 ._ ...more emphasis on, women,. as Dr. Mitchinson L *‘is - very - wbmen:were her primary area pleased .with her appointment ’ ” : of:st&. While working on her at. Waterloo and is look.ing for* thesis, .Dr. / Mitchinson undertookre~arch,inaSeCtioii;ofthe wardto Creating, new- *UrSeS ., for undergraduates; She ,>has _Rare Books Room in the Lady , done ~XteRShe research’ On Aberdeen collection. Her thewomen-in:Canada and sis, entitled The Proper Sphere, _.- in medi‘was’ published in.--1976 by the _.Oxford University Press. Ram-

sey Cook; a-senior professor at c dered persons. Also in the cdllectionare the papers of a nurse .York took .an interest. in Mitchinson’s ‘work. While he was Dorothea Palmer, who in 1936, not her thesis director, he did was charged ‘with distributing help edit the book for publicabirth control informati$n and devices. I’ ‘: -*-tion. ” Professor.-Mitchinson is not . The Lady Aberdeen collection was_ contributed -by the the only female History profesnational Council of Women in . sot. The History .department honour of Lady Aberdeen; the also hired Heather McDougal in the p,ast year. Dr.-Mitchinson ’ - president of the .Internetional is pleased to have another ‘. Council of Women for four female profess,or in the depart-’ decades and one of the National ment; it helps ease the tensi,on of -Council’s first presidents. U W has a large collection on the hisbeing_ in a department which tory of women’s issues in the* was all “male /before the two ’ Doris Lewis Rare Book Room women were hired full time. UW students will be able to in the Arts Library. Some of the collections include’the papers of indulge _in Professor Mcbougal’s and Professor “MitchinDr.--Elizabeth Smith Short,.who was one ofcanada’s first female son’s lectures as well as look forward to ’ mew courses on! medical graduates; Judge Emily Murphy, who was involved in women’s history which Dr: Mittthe “Person Case.” Because of. chinson hopes to create in the near _future, These new courses the “Person Case”, the Canawill be dealing with Canadian and American’ women.

TORONTO (CUP) - Members of Ontario Federation of Students. l ’ 7 . say they’were pleasantly surprised -when they met with provincial . zs.h&ngtr&&& getbing-offthe-~~~~~~~~*~~~. Treasurer Robert Ni$n on September 13,.getting,‘if not guaran,-.r,, 1. tees, ati least a ‘strong ‘fpositive reaction’* the government will .. _ increase funding to post-secondary education. clud,ed that while many ideas“ Gayle Morris added that “it is that students ’ are most *c,&n~ by Andrew S~il&i ‘L After years-of holding out a tin cup marked “‘colleges and univerput forth *by U of A were supImprint staff unrealistic to believe that -the cerned ab.out: access, ‘fu&&& . sities”,-OflFS.executives say the new Liberal government is- “like. a Concern is-mounting over the . portedi strut ial problems ‘,two would co-exist . in -‘haarT employment& ; res&uch-: .” &d breath of, fresh air” compared to the tight-fisted Conservatives, effectiveness of the Canadian would be’enco ir ntered. The big- many.“, . Furtherm.o$,‘. ,&$SC -‘.developm’ent: and:~~,&u$&t ’ L findingw&&beon &&di$i& -f&&ge”e :- :, : ‘.7: ;::.i_ :, ousted. earlier this summer. Federation of Students (CFS). ’ -g&t stumbling block is the resAt a press conference following the meeting with ,Nixon, the During .the summer, the Unitriction ofCUSC membership .ual basis; each university ‘decid~~~~:‘.!: Many, however,; u$,+n~ student lobby group said while no committments were made to put versity of ‘Alberta Students’ . to .universities *which’ have a‘ ing, its own amount.. UW’ -, cei+d , about time alloc&on: much-needed cash into the system, “we are more encouraged than Union sent letters .to various minimum of 7,500 &dents. Federation President:‘ Sonny -. Recently, fores-ampk$the&S . ever before.** s Canadian students* councils, While the ’ University of British : Flanagan ‘advocates that fundcarried a ‘motion ipshtuting. They said a “very well-briefed’* treasurer told them they could outlining a proposal for a new Columbia wanted the”‘arbitrar\ ing should be a set amount “x Louis Riel as a n&or&l her& -expect to see more funding for colleges and universities when the student organization -_ The ily set’* number raised to 10,000, dollars per school or x dollars s, also l.obbied‘ for art@ Liberals unveil their budget in,a month or two. A large portion will Conference of University many eastern’ universities per student,” to .allow for ‘uni0~ and other> ~.pi@ica~ . likely be money, to. shore up the post-secondary system% aging Students’- Councils (C&c).wanted it lowered, to allow for formity. ducational ~cau&&~ Wo~hi~~s’s: .$~ iietln~ ~~~~~~~~~ facilities, Last year the Bovey Commission on the Future-of Ontario .:-Dissatisfied ’ with CFS preocwider participation and represL At last report, the proposed universities said $50 million was needed for capital renewal, a figure cupation with non-educa-. ’ entation. : t@k ‘c,U,$ “Jya& &g&,&p *j&&t . . CUSC wasin a state of limbo, Premier David Peterson-repeated during-the spring election camtional matters, the CUSC is to.’ ’ ;Aliother~ar~a,bf’cbnt~ti0~~~s and prpbably w,ill,not get off th$‘ _“*there ’ are* ‘m&e ’ a&&&e

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, OFS chair -Bernard _Drainville told reporters .Nixon ..t’seemed willing to move in this direction*’ and he had.called capital rexewal *the--“cornerstone”-of the government’s program to improve the quality of postisecondary education. Drainville said Nixon also appeared ready to increase’operating grants tothe system. ’ Another,confentious issue has been federal transfer payments money given to the province for, among other things, post-secondary education. Ontario’s previous Conservative government was allowing federal money to assume an ever-larger portion of total post-secondary funding, thus saving provincial money for other, things. (Last year, federal transfers increase% 7.5 per-cent -while provincial ‘ po&-secondary’ funding rose’ only- five per cent). The Ontario government transfers only $4,800 for everyfull+me Onta* rio student,,the lowest amount in Canada. Nixqn told the students- the issue is;under consideration. ‘(we haven’t bee9 able to get a-commitment.from MrS Nixon that the full , level of transfer payments will’ be passed on to the institutions,” - Drainville said. On other matters, the OFS president said he.is optomistic the grant portion of the Ontario,Student Assistance Program will be increased. He said Nixon told him OSAP is under review, but other informationbe has received, suggest the student aid pot is being -. . . . sweetened: 1 Grants dropped from 46.6 per cent of the-.OSAP ‘budget in ’ 1980-81 to 31 per cent in.:1984-85. 1x A recent report on last year’s college teachers’ strike redommended more, funding for the college system.,According to Drainville, the Treasurer “admitted the-college system is underfunded and that,new money would be injected.?’ However, OFS receivedassurances that money wold not be’give,n’at,the of grants to the .I expense . ,, .I i university system.\

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nology and Ethics will bring , Future Shock: ‘Post Indus-A together students from $cross trial Society. Jobless Growth. ,Canada as weil’ as noted scientWe come into daily contact ist,tsbroadcaste? ‘arid columnist with ~zzwo<ds which tell us Dr.: David”Suzuki, tg. pr;iiv$de that the world is changing or some answers ‘to -these questhat it&in trouble. There is no doubtthat science’and technol: ogy are significant factors’ ’ shopsare open to the public. The conference begins Satur-‘ Saturday evening is“devbted ’ bringing ‘about these changes. Since the preliminary conferThe impacts onsociety will be day,. September28 .with a series ./_-to- a keynote address by Dr. ence program & subject to profound. But whatare thespeof four student -workshops: David’ Suzuki to be held at the, change, ‘.further information “Computers and Society”, “RePAC between, 8$9 and 9130 pm. . cific, implications of -such may be obtained at the informa;. source Management?, “regula. Tickets :are required and, are .’ tion desk at St:,, Paups or bye changes on Canadian culture and . available: FREE from the UW’ phoi&g, 885-1469 or 885-3942. , and society? ‘And what can .,be - tion of Technology”, “Technology Out of GontrdIT’ Huinanfties Theatre BOX ‘Of-~ (after 4 pm) . 1’ done about it? ‘I t . * . .’ _ Y’/, . I_

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Doug Wright, the engineering prof who heads UW’s administration, should have known something was amiss at the Board of Governor’s (BOG) meeting last June when 80 students showed up to argue against Wright’s universal computer ‘fee’. The students’ logic was persuasive. The ‘fee’, since it did no ’ result in any greater access to computer& and was 8s ,nconnected to actual computer usage, failed to meet the definition of the word ‘fee’. It was in fact a deceptive way to impose a tuition hike (or, less politely, it was a lie). Tuition fees can only be raised by the government. BOG paid no attention to the 80 students, who left frustrated. “They didn’t even listen to us,” said some. “They just did whatever Wright asked them to without question,” said others. Those students‘ may have been naive to think that BOG and Wright would extend the principle of collegiality to students. There is a prophecy in Isaiah about people who are bent on selfish motives who “‘I&& andhear but do no? understand, see end see but do not perceive.” I’m sure Isaiah wasn’t thinking about Wright when he wrote that, but he was addressing people with the same attitude. Fortunately, the provincial government has taken note. Premier Peterson, agreeing with students, has called Wright’s actions “a sneaky way of raising tuition.” Back in June, and through the summer, some students were confused about the issue. The university said it needed money, and most students, appropriately, wanted to help. An early summer Students’ Council meeting saw substantial support for The so-called ‘fee.’ Most student leaders were slow to recognize a very serious political issue at stake. The issue is not $28, or $100 out of your pocket. The issue is post-secondary funding, accessibility, and accountability. Do we want a U.S. type system with good *‘expensive’ schools for the rich and second rate ‘public supported’ schools for the poor? Or do we want to maintain equal access to education for rich and poor alike? Underlying this is a financial crisis faced by this institution as it discovers it cannot afford its computers. All students already suffer from one of the p,oorest studentfaculty ratios in the Western World, because, said Dr,

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Wright, the cost ot supporting the computer services department “comes right off the top” of the budget. And the cost, said Wright, is not primarily for overhead and machines. The cost is primarily for people. If Wright can be believed, that means your computer ‘fee’ goes to pay the inflated salaries of people with computer expertise. Even if you study History, or Engineering, or Geography - what you pay does not hire more Historians, Engineers, or Geographers. It hires more computer people - while every other UW department is short-handed. Our administration has chosen, for reasons we can only speculate about, to use its students and its non-computer academic programs as a means to support its computing services white elephant. And UW is losing the battle. As it loses, the administration passses on the cost to students Theso-called ‘feesis only the most visible of those costs. We all have already paid with fewer courses, over-workec profs, and cramped space. But students are waking from their slumber. Discontent with the ‘fee’ and with the deceptive attitude of the administration is widespread and vocal, although not yet well organized. But organization is beginning. That those 80 students showed up at BOG at all, after little organizing, is itself very impressive. With a bit of organizing, a repeat of the 1972 fee strike might well once again remind the university what financial difficulty really means. If Wright wants to see widespread and massive student unrest, demonstrations, and fee strikes, he need only keep to his current course. The attitude of total contempt for students backed up with deceitful, unfair and illegal actions has proven, historically, very reliable in mustering political consciousness. In the end, students have the power because they have the numbers and they have the money.‘The times call for students to exercise that power. Let’s just make sure this does not become a battle of power politics, Yeah, we can win, but the point is to use that power, to produce a more fair, a more just education system, not to serve our interests at the expense of someone else’s. It’s a lesson Doug Wright needs to be taught, and before long probably will be taught. Doug

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There are 50,000 nuclear weapons now in e&tence. Their total yield is 1,600,OOO times that of the weapons used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This is overkill. A nuclear weapons-free zone (NWFZ) is an area which has declared that no research, production, transport, or deployment or nuclear weapons and their components will occur within its boundry. There are more than 60 zones in Canada, including the entire province of Manitoba and the cities of Toronto and Vancouver and 1,481 zones worldwide. Doug Mohr, a Waterloo student of Ride for Peace fame, ’ has written letters to mayors Majorie Carroll of Waterloo and Dom Cardillo of Kitchener, urging them to establish the Twin Cities as a NWFZ. Carroll wants to seek out Mohr and find out more before she makes a move. Cardillo is opposed to the idea: ‘.‘That’s strictly a federal matter,” he said. Our political system is organized& for representative, as opposed to participatory, democracy. What this means is that we are compelled to leave decisions which will affect our own iives and those of our progeny in the hands of bozos unfit to tie their own shoes. When you relegate your decision-making capacity to ~ another, you abrogate your political power, and erode your ability to determine your own destiny. When that person .

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On behalf of equality-minded individuals on camp& I would --. like to thank,Zlatko Radisic for his unbiased, rational article in . . the September l&h issue of the Gazette, entitled “What’s so terrible about beauty pageant?” Removing’tongue from ch.eek, I .:-Will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume the absencdof - the pluralization of the word.“pageant” is in itself a typographi‘1 cal error and not indicative of any absence of coherent thought. From the- opening paragraph, Raditic adopts’ an extremist _ .- position. “I hate women’s g-roups;I hate feminists and I:@ sick to death of this whole e&alitv issue,‘*‘he sags. I?erhap&iid author should realize that o$nio&. expresse4:&such’vehiment terms, ,- whether for or against, ..lose -their credibility among ed.ucatad ,::.‘ )’ indIviduaIs. ’ Lj Ido not. feel that the probosed removal of the Miss Oktoberfest L Rageant from the campus of a renogned educational institution is. an extremist position. A petition.which advocated.the-com3plete banning of this particular. pageant or ?any other pageant L would be extermist, as well as out’of the bounds of fairness and sound judgement . In one instance .Mr.’ Zlatko contradidts himself in the same *,.sentance. If “(sexual discrimination) .. . is embedded’within our. ._.laws ...” then w.hy is.\it that T‘.;*today it is practically _non-exist_ L dint*‘?

If his clouded perceotion insists on denying-the pre,sence of _. discrimination, I would like him to $ease,ex @in@ @lowing: Why last spring, after one month in a &w,jO t -,.the>aqea gupe?visor openly admitted to mel(off the reoosdof eourse)\that I \ivas hired for my physid attributes? Fu~fheit-&t,$e cdik@that my chances of obtaining the positi& within the~o&&n~@t I desired (and was deluded, into’ believing earlierI woul& soon hold) were practicdy nill, purely.by virtpi! c&my beiN8 female. I’ ’ might add I vvas infinitely more qualified for the positioti than , F.. Y - . I\ . . ’ _‘moit of the males hired. . . In answer to vour auestion. Mr. .Radisic. .ves~ I.have.seen a good looking feminist: Frankly, ‘I was”v@ti$gf& this childish taunt to appear in this &bate. The oi;ly t);ihjr tin&. surfjrises me is the lack of references to bra-burning; ..: . ’ -. ’ ’, ’ I can ‘t help butTwonder if Zlatko Radisic would be-so lavish in his praise of beauty if be were judged within the s&me narrow confines of accentable nhvsical attributesthat females are. My final comments is’to”those females who are eager to paradi ~their bodily wares within proximi$y of thisn~iS;eisityeampus' In tbe City limits every Thursday tIiere;is an au&ion’ at the b Ritchener-Waterloo StockyaT&, although the .&Iien,ce there may not appreciate human a’s much as bovine or portiine beauty_--.-.. Catherine Bu&er % . _. .. .I_ 4th’jlear English _’

3 , To tIie editor: ‘~ -people are judged..No amount of ‘wishful thi~~ingwill-~~ange _ \I could not resist the urge Lto.express, some views regardingthousands pf years of cultivated opinion. . Carol Fletcher’s commentary on physical. and “real beauty’ She states that, “physical‘beauty should &&,‘have minimal (Imprint,.Se.ptatiber 23). Though I wholeheartedly supp6rt her :: importance . in our lives and we should firstly‘strive for beauty of . point of view, I feel that her .presentatidn o’f’those ideas is spirit and mind.” That’s a noble thought. But the method she is somewhat overextended and a bit naive. using to focus our objective is quite similar to having som-eoqe I There is’n doubt that having a beauty pageant on campus is a ’ show the way to the end of thauniverse by pointing towards the big mistake. 9But I think there is one point greatly missed in all.- sky. We know.where we want to go and in which direction we Ithis. It’s the fact that there are still women out there who are want to head off to; but wKat do we actually .do to get there?% ~ more than willing to subject themselves to the idiocy of.it all. In this particular case there doesn’t seem to be muchthat can Considering the fact that no ape places a gun to their heads and ’ b’e d one. The beautiful people of the world’couldn’t care less forces them to go through with it, I can’t help but feel sorry for b ecause they are quite happy with the way things are. The less’ them.. I only wish that some of the emotions raised by all this attractive will continue to suffer with pain, rejection and indigwould be directed’towards these women in some form that may ,nation: Therefore, I don’t believe it would be unreasonable to say change their attitude towards such events; instead of the.brash that M’ iss Fletcher’s hope that ghysical beauty will play a less . anger that has been directed at those responsible for the pageant.. important role in society reaches a little further than reality will itself. ’ allow. And I wonder how many times’she’s watched a guy walkHowever, ,the second half of Miss Fletcher3 articles drifts off into a room and -said to herself, “Gee, I bet he’s got a. great - . onto a tangent reminiscent of the Twilight Zone. No matter personality and an I.Q. of-at least $90.” what we may say as a society, or what we would wish to believe, Henry Husar 2nd yr. Biology +. outer physical beauty will alw,ays play. a’ major role in howS =’ ’ l ‘..->. ‘..

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nothing in’ return’. What is‘ .To the editor: this? Some’ Health Studies Here’s to a great plan of sneaking “a minimum of $28 student s are$t taking a corn,\ puter course this term .but out of each university student. . I would like to congratulatewould still like a computer account. However, when, we those in charge of Einancial inquired about such_ - an affairs at UW for a job .well account, w-e were told -we done. . would hava t$-.pay an addi: This fall, a minimum of,$28 tional fee for an -account with. was charged to each student limited access. We should be registered at the University of allowed so.me usage of the Waterloo- for- having computers on campus. A high price to, computers for our $2l3j If the Un$ersity’ wants to : -pay? Obviously not, as not too many people are complaining acquire, m+ney for ‘computer’ services, they’ should: do so,byl -about it. Why not start chargonly charging’.‘those, &dents ing. students for electricity, paperwhich our exams are registered-. ;i iif ;,api put e r .written -on, or‘ even for .toil<et courses an&no~ $y ‘-charging every student attending the ’ ;paper used-In t%e University University. Something def.i_ of Waterloo washrooms. I’m nitely must be done about this sure I the University could .fee now, or in future we may - make a large sum of money be paying for other unavaila- ’ from these fees. ble service. Student5 registered in Health Studies must pay $28 .Kim Witmer 2nd Year, Health Studies. for the.’ computers and get

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Look at the person \behind the disease. by Donna Chong Imprint stiff Bill Allan is a second year philosophy student at the University of Waterloo. If you saw him on campus, you might notice he is looking pale, gaunt and run-down. On some days, his seat in class is vacant. Too many late night parties? Is Bill pushing himself too hard with his studies staying up late each night? No. Bill has a form of AIDS, Acquired Immune Deficiancy Syndrome, known as Persistent Lymphodenopathy Syndrome (PLS). t Although Bill has always been plagued by poor health, a visit to the doctor in the-winter of ‘84 revealed that Bill has PLS. Bill openly admits that he is gay. Since he discovered that he has PLS, his life has changed. On Thursday, Sept. 19, .Bill held a meeting to form the AIDS Committee of Cambridge, Kitchener-Waterloo and area, known as ACCKWA. The purpose of the committee is twofold: to provide information to the general public about 1) AIDS/ PLS and, 2) to provide support services to victims of AIDS/PLS. AIDS/ PLS has received much attention from the media in recent months. Only happens to gays, you say? Not so. There are many myths and misconceptions surrounding the disease. How much to you know about AIDS/PLS? *What is AIDSJPLS *AIDS/PLS is caused’ by a virus that weakens an individual’s ’ immunity system, leaving the body vulnerable to severe illnesses and infections.

Bill has been in and out of hospitals over the i&t year with various problems. He has problems maintaining his weight and has difficulties keeping solid. food down. he has had a number of infections such as the cold and the flu which normally are not serious problems to those with good health, but can often be fatal to *How is AIDS1 PLS spread? *AIDS/ PLS is a virus which is transmitted in semen and-blood. In homosexual men, anal intercourse appears to be the most likely method of spread. The disease can also be spread through hypodermic needles shared among several people. Intravenous drug users are listed among the high-risk category for AIDS/PLS. AiDS/PLS can also be spread by blood transfusions. Cases of AIDS/ PLS have been reported in hemophiliacs and in recipients of donor blood. You CANNOT catch AIDS/PLS from a toilet seat, shaking hands with or eating food prepared by a person with AIDS/PLS. Bill is currently living with two housemates who were aware that Bill had AIDS/PLS before they moved in together. There is much-daily interaction between them and, in fact, Bill does most of the coo king in the house. There has been no proof that AIDS/PLS is spread through casual social contact. What are the symptoms of AIDSJ PLS? They include prolonged extreme fatigue, persistent fever& night sweats, signigicant weight loss unrelated to dieting, hardening or swelling of the lymph glands in the neck, armpits or groin, persistent diairhea, a heavy,‘ persistent, often dry cough unrelated to smoking, a thick whitish coating on the tongue or in the throat, easy

bruising or unexplained bleeding, and recent, slowly enlarging purplish or discoloured&mps on top of or beneath the skin, or inside the mouth, nose or anus. Bill has had much to cope with since he discovered he has PLS: the fear of dying, loneliness, ostracism, fear, and problems receiving health care. Many of these problems are caused by the fear of AIDS/PLS, ignorance surrounding the disease and because there remains a great deal which scientists still don’t know about the disease. To help others facing AIDS/ PLS, Bill is taking a positive step. The result is that AIDS Committee, formed in order that victims of AIDS/PLS need no longer suffer alone. ACCKWA will provide information to the general public about AIDS/.PLS and will provide support services, both emotional and moral to those ,with AIDS/ PLS. As Bill says, sometimes all you need is a hug, a shoulder to cry on or someone to talk to. ACCKWA is investigating different venues for fund-raising, both through government financing at the regional, provincial and federal levels, and through holding fund-raising dinners or dances. The first event they have organized is a Public Information Night to be held on October 23 at a-time and place unspecified yet. They ares planning -to have a speaker from the AIDS committee of Toronto, (ACT), and a speaker who has AIDS/PLS. ACCKWA will also be accepting donations at this event. If you have any questions about AIDS/PLS or would like to become involved with ACCKWA, their number is 749-0977. As Bill says, learn the facts. Get involved before you are forced to’ become irrvolved. “I am not a disease. I am a person with a disease. Try to look at the person behind the disease.

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by Tony Sturman Imprint staff ANSWER: The Engineers’ Havenger Stunt. QUESTION: What UW event lasts 16 hours, requires its participants to travel as far as Toronto, Buffalo and Montreal and asks them to return with such items as a satellite dish greater than 6 feet in diameter for 100 points? The Havenger Stunt is the major engineering event of each term and this one involved 16 out-of the 24 engineering classes. Each team competed as a class and between 600 and 700 engineers participated in the event. It began at 4:00 pm. last Friday and continued through the night until

8:00 am Saturday morning, at which point judging began. The Engineering Society promotes the event. and it is organized by a different class each term. This particular “Stunt” was run by the 4th year electrical engineers; who call themselves the “Ohmen”. Students Russ Pretty and Peter Lash, both Ohmen, were the main committee organiz. ers for this Stunt. “The idea is to get people involved and have fun,” said Pretty, during a break from his judicial duties on Saturday morning. Asked how one would transport some of the larger items on the Stunt list such as Queen’s Greased Pole, Pretty explained “Some things you won’t expect them

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to get. If they do (get them), they have to figure out a’way to transport them. That’s part of the fun,” he said. Pretty asserted that the maiority of things on the list were realistic, but finding the list itself was a challenge. Part of the list was recorded on a computer diskette, thus the teams had to rind a computer that would run it. Another part of the list was placed in Toronto.lockers to which the teams were given keys. Here is a partial list of some of the required items or information and their point values: - a bag of Purina Monkey Chow, 25 points -the make of car with a licence plate reading I GO 4 69, 50 points. -a pamphlet from the Communist Party of Iran,

30-points. Some of the major items were: -the University of Toronto cannon, 5,000 points -the Math Society’s Natural Log, 500 points. -a Euclid Truck (must be over 10 tons), 1,000 points. As one might expect, few teams were success‘ful in obtaining the items on the above list, but one team (name upon request) managed to get the Natural Log. How did this exhausting event end? The final scores were as follows: 1st place: Nemesis - 4A Systems Design, 5595 points; 2nd place: Civil Serpents - 3B Civil Engineers, 5,011.5 points; 3rd place: 2B Systems, 3,504.5 points.

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On September 18, the Charter of Student Rights Committee (CSRC) held its first official meeting. (Instigated by Sonny Flanagan, Federation ~President, in response to the Security break-in of Village 2 last winter, the CSRC was formed last’ spring by Students’ Council to give the University a studentendorsed document declaring points of major concern to students in the area of fundamen-

Students are reminded that they should pay tuition fees at once; late fees are now being charged at the rate of $3 a day. The final day for late registration is October 3 1. Tuition fee refunds for withdrawing students will amourrt to 100 per cent before September 28; 50 per cent before October 26; no refund thereaf- ’ ter. Refunds- resulting from a change in course load will normally be made in November. Change of address and biographical information on the student registration form can be submitted to the registrar’s office, using the form as indicated, or (if it accompanies a course change) through faculty. advisors. Course changes can be made only before the deadline date which applies in a . particular faculty. Please check with your faculty/ department office regarding course change deadLb lines. Students are advised to retain ‘the final copy of their student registration forms (schedules) for use in preregistration next term. There are many schedules remaining in the registrar’s office to be picked up. Further information is available from the registrar’s office. Office., Susan M. Schmidt, Scholarship Secretary,

ta1 rights. Such rights would ter’by mid-October, which will include privacy of self, personal then be distributed to student possessions, and information, society offices for feedback. If access to information, and response merits it, the Commithousing. tee then plans to hold a dayAs a result of the meeting , long conference on campus, the CSRC adopted. a tentative s which would allow greater stu, critical path, starting with the dent input through a series of immediate promotion of stuworkshops and discussion sesdent participation in the Comsions. The result of the confermittee and ending with a final ence would be consolidated by document in the late spring. the CSRC, and the whole proThe Committee is scheduled to cess would then be repeated in complete a preliminary, nonthe Winter term for the benefit legalese draft copy of the Charof co-op students.

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Laurier in Black Wilfrid Laurier University continues to operate in the black. It reported a current surplus of $287,644 for the year ending April 20, 1985, an amount representing .93 per cent of the operating fund expenses for the year. The information was contained in financial reports submitted to the unviersity’s Board meeting last of Governors week. The report also indicated ac, tivity of the ancillary fund, which includes the student regsidence, food services, the bookstore, parking and conferences, resulted in a’ deficit of $37,02 1, or .8 per cent of the ancillary fund revenue.

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Cord Weekly seeks ‘autonomy by Derrick Chua Imprint staff The issue -of autonomy for The Cord Weekly, Wilfrid Laurier University’s student paper, and WLU Student Publications (WLUSP), has been brought up, looked at, questioned, and is finally being acted upon. Serious consideration or this issue began early in the year, but substantial steps have WLUSP well on its way toward autonomy. The question arises because of WLUSP’s current financial arrangement with the Student Union. As Cord editor Fred Taylor explains, the paper gets . its money -by presenting a budget to the Student Union at the beginning of the year. The union then approves or rejects

this budget, and basically controls the flow of money for the Cord. Although this situation has been fairly acceptable to both sides up to now, there exists the possibility in the future of a student union disfavouring the Cord and having the power to cut its budget. Should autonomy for WLUSP be approved, provisions for their financing - have been made. These provisions take into account the monies gained from advertising and other services provided by WLUSP, as well as a flat fee of between six and ten dollars per student. Taylor is, of course, in favour of full autonomy for WLUSP and the Cord. As the situation now stands, they have their own Board of Directors, their own

rules and regulations, and almost everything they need for total independence except for that fine line of financing with the student union. WLUSP publishes, besides :Lhe Cord, the Keystone yearbook, the WLU-er (the student handbook), the Directory, ,the Wall Calendar and the Pocket Planner. The WLU Student Publications is really the voice of the students at WLU. Part of what is at stake is the question of freedom of the press. In the past, conflicts between the- representatives of the student government and the student press have caused the question of autonomy to arise, and this has led to the current desire.s for independence. , Students’

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Matt Certosimo, WLUSP President Lynn Kurtz, and Cord staffer Bruce Arculus have come up with a proposal which seems satisfactory to both sides. This proposal calls upon WLUSP to form four commissions of five people each; which will study the different aspects of the autonomy issue, such as financing and a constitution, and come up with an autonomy proposal by January 15, 1956. If the proposal is ratified by both WLUSP and the student union, then the

pleased with the way things are once and for all when the students decide what they want. going and that the referendum would certainly decide the issue .

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by Mike O’Driscoll Last night, while workingin my laboratory, a wave of genius washed over meIt was, I immediately realized, not some whimsical grasp’ at truth but a staggering flash of brilliance common among men of my stature. Not one to let these moments of glory pass, I laid the thought to paper. Would it someday serve the needs of humanity? I did not know, beut I reasoned that it must be recorded for posterity, maybe someday for money. You see, I was putting the finishing touches on my latest invention; adjusting the neutron initiator, winding the rubber band, when it happened. I, Professor Max von Axel, ,had discovered the true origin of Man. I see that you yearn for this jewel of knowledge; but first I must tell you of my machine. This unmatched brainchild of mine is designed to rid the world of its most rugged pest, that king of floorboards and champion of grime; the cockroach. My machine freezes the little beastie in both time and space and, thus trapped, transports the vermin to another dimension. 1 dream that someday, having freed the world from the tyranny of the cockroach, our children may be able to crawl the floors of our infested slums in both health and safety.

sion. Being of equal genius to myself he too had invented a similar device, it differed in only one minor way; the pest target\was Man. I saw the alien race tiring of the blind destructiveness and the fearsome promulgation of humanity. As Man skittered nervously between the tentacles of the beast, the wise scientist flicked the switch and As you well know, I am no fool and the corn- ’ banished the pest to another realm. pletion of my invention palled beneath the Fanciful you say? Not at all. I am a man of wonder of my realization. 1 envisioned some logic and shall prove my assertions. One must globular, slime covered beast in a parallel dimenonly pursue the habits of our race to see that,

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realize we can’t do everything in one year but have to setthe right course. . CUP: Bothyourselfand (Treasurer) RobertNixon and (PreTORONTO - Ontario universities, once the envy of all mier) David Peterson seem to have conflicting statements Canada, are underfunded and overcrowded According to a on what the government is going to do. Both yourself and Mr. May, 1985 study by the Ontario Council on University Nixon have said “yes”, we’re going to conunit ourselves to Af@irs, Ontario’s operating grant per university student y the full amount of the (federal) transfer payments, but at the that ($4,820.87) - is the lowest in Carnctda. At board meetings, in same time I think all three of you have made comments faulty lounges, and in OSAP lineups, morale is low. sort of indicate maybe that’s not going to happen or it’s not ’ It isn’t a great year to become the Minister of Colleges and going to happen for a while. (Last year, the federal governUniversities for Ontario but Liberal Member of Provincial ment upped its transfer payments 7.5 per cent but Ontario Parliament Greg Sorbara says he dosn’t mind the challenge. increased its contribution to post-secondary -education by Sorbara graduated from Osgoode Hall in 1981 with a just 5 per cent.) degree in law. Before his election as MPP for North York, Sorbara: As far as conflicts between where Nixon is going, Sorbara practiced law and was the president of the Maple where the Premier is going and where I’m going, I don’t Ratepayers’ Association. Sorbara spent the summertouring think there’s any conflict at all. Ontario’s colleges and universities to meet the people who We intend to be true to our commitments [made] during will be affected by his government’s education policy. the campaign It may be that some of those, because of In an interview with Canad&n University Press, the 38 financial restriction, have to bs phased in over a period of year old lawyer, fledgling MPP and graduate of York time. But as far as EPF (Established Programmes FXnancUniversity, talked about the issues he is likely to face: the ing) transfer payments to the provinces is concerned, the dispute by college teachers, student aid and tuition fees, real question is not are we going to spend all those dollars, differential fees for foreign students, incidental fees, federal because the real issue on EPF is the fact that the federal transfer payments and the MacDonald commission government wants to restructure EPF and wants to take a recommendations on post-secondary education. more direct role in allocating and ensuring that federal funds are used for education. I’m not concerned so much Cup: You’ve spent time visiting colleges and universities about EPF because we’re very quickly moving into a new the past month or so. What did you pick up in your model and I want to make sure that the new model is responconversations with people? sive to the very real needs of universities in this province. Sorbara: I guess one of the most interesting things I CUP: Are you working with the Treasurer now? observed was a sense of frustration within the university Sorbara: Absolutely. communiQ in particular because of the lack of interest the CUP: And there will be some things that have to do with the previous government had in post-secondary education. And post-secondary sector in the budget? it’s exemplified by the constraints that have been placed on / Sorbara: Oh, I think you can be assured that post-secondary the institutions over the last period. I must tellyoufrankly1 education will be an important initiative in the October don’t think the previous government always had a lack of budget. newspaper, there was interest. They did some dramatic things, particularly in the CUP: In the U of T administration late 80s and early 70s: a lot of new universities and a lot of something that mentioned that the government is consider. energy and effort went into the university system. ing a three-point plan for improving the quality of universiThe most startling thing on the students’ side was how ties. That would take in more research funding, capital different the students were from my first days at university - funding and a faculty renewal program. Is that what you’re that is the mid-6Os. Students these days are much more working on? committed to getting as much as they can out of universities Sorbara: Well, those are the initiatives that - as I go about as places to receive an education They’re much more coneducating myself about what the real needs of the universi- cerned with what happens upon graduation. They’re ties are - that Bovey talked about and that are attractive to approaching universities as preparation for an important me. I’ve got to consider a lot of options but those three areas role in the. workforce. It speaks to a different economic are the areas, in general terms, I’m looking at very carefully. reality as well as a different social reality among students. Cup: Okay, you mentioned those are the particular areas CUP: You’ve said the Tories left the system malnourished you liked in Bovey. Which ones don’t you like? What kinds of things are you looking at to nurse it back to Sorbara: I think everyone knows what Bovey said about health? accessibility and about a dramatic rise in tuition fees. Sorbara: Well, we’re looking at a number of initiatives; the Neither of those are acceptable to this government. bottom line, of course, is bucks. We’re very impressed with CUP: You mention tuition fees and you don’t see a signifiwhat the Bovey commission seys, for example, on faculty cant rise as being desirable. A few schools are worried about renewal; we are concerned that our universities that are incidental fees. Do you plan to do az@hing about incidental very much research-oriented universities have a capacity to fees? (Students at the University of Waterloo pay $4C to $100 . . ’ carry on that research. a term computer fee whether they use computers or not.) - CUP: SO these are broad outlines thatyou’re looking at. Have Sorbara: Well, I have asked the Ontario Council on Univeryou developed specifics to deal with your concerns? sity Affairs to advise me onthe problem. I amconcernedthat Sorbara: Well, no, we’re not down to defining in specific incidental fees will become a sort of backhanded way of terms. At least, I’m not ready to make a publicsegment on increasing tuition fees. So I’m looking forward to a careful what Our specific initiatives will be . While I’m telling you analysis from OCUA on incidental fees and if the problem is that a specific initiative for faculty renewal is very attractive one of the magnitude that it maybe, then I think we have to take some steps on it. to me, We’ve got to consider a number of options and must

CuPz You’ve mentioned that the Ontario Student Assistance mogrm has to be revamped I’m very interested in how you think it has to be changed. 8Qrbara: I think when one revamps so~mething they make a wholesale change - throw out the oldandbring in the new and I don’t think I used that word But I think we will have@ make changesto the system because I’m very concerned about the debt load that students are leaving university with. I’m not convinced that our OSAP program makes a university education available to, particularly, people from the lower socioeconomic group. I’m also concerned about the whole business of summer earning and how that is factored into the OSAP program. Now the program is in place and working relatively well for this year. I look forward to some changes in the system I can’t tell you what they’re going to be because I personally haven’t analysed the system to the extent that1 can give you fine details about what changes need to be made. The other part of it is-that a change to the OSAP system will, I think, cost more money and do we want to wait till next year? We have to look at where the system doesn’t work, determine what changes are important to be made and then determine when we have the money to make those changes. Cup: What are your feelings on foreign student fees? Sorbara: Well, I regret the fact that, to a very large extent, Ontario has become a place where foreign students are no longer encouraged to come. As the foreign student fee increases and increases, we just, in effect, close our doors. more and more to that diversification The real question is, who is going to pay the shot? I tend to think it’s worthwhile that Ontario contributes in that way to its global commitment to post-secondary education. And we have to work out with the federal government-a means of paying that bill because I think both the federal and provinc$al levels have responsibilities in that area. CUP: In the recently-released Skolnik report on communily colleges, there are some recommendations made about workload-.. Sorbara: Yeah, that was the whole purpose-of the report. The report went beyond the narrow issue of workload and took a broader look at the community college system generally and spoke to underfunding and suggested some new models for bargaining with the teachers and suggested some short-term solutions to workload We’re looking at a number of different things including governance within the college . system, reanalyzing our funding priorities and the way in which we fund, we’re assessing the possibility of a new bargaining model - if changes are to be made there, they’ll have to be done by legislation. In the immediate term, we’ve been true to what we said during the campaign and during the dispute last year and that is that workload should be the subject of negotiations at the collective bargaining table. One of the things that I’ve done to add to that is to make a plea to each side - that is the Council of Regents and OPSEU (the a local element to teachers’ union) - to try and incorporate the resolution of the workload issue so that the different realities at the different colleges can be incorporated into the terms of the agreement. CUP: I know that college students right now don’t have any say in the administrative affairs, whereas they do at un.@ersity. Is that an example of what you’re talking about when you say you’ll be looking at governance? Sorbara: Precisely. I don’t have the answers but I want someone to take a &reful look at governance within the college system and suggest a few options to me and we’ll bounce them off the community and make the changes that are necessary. CUR What do you think about the MacDonald commission report, specifically what it has to say about post-secondary + education? &orbara:Well, I’m not impressed‘with it frankly, I think the so-called voucher system (where students would get tuition vouchers that would replace federal transfer payments to the provinces) turns our universities into a kind of marketplace. It has serious implications for long-term planning. It completely ignores the constitutional authority that provinces have in the area of education and would be a very cumbersome system. You know, too much emphasis is being placed on the fact that universities have to be responsive to the economy and ifwe turn them into marketplaces.. . that’s not the role of a university. The primary role, in myview, for a university is to be acentre of education and research and intellectual pursuit at the very highest level it’s conducted within a community. And sometimes you just don’t want to be co-opted by market forces where, hey, everyone’s going to Western this year, let’s all use our vouchers at Western I think that’s anathema to the education process. CUP: I’m interested in finding out how youfeelyou’ll fit into cabinet, how much clout you’ll have there. Sorbara: Look, I’ve got just as much experience in the cabinet as all those other guys. I don’t think it’s a matter of who’s got clout and who doesn’t have clout. The real question is to what extent is post-secondary education a priority to this government and I tell you quite frankly it’s a high priority. i CUP: When your predecessor, Bette Stephenson, was in, it seems there was a problem with accessibility and openness. A lot ofpeople felt she wouldn’t listen to them. You’ve been go.ing around to colleges and universities. Are you planning to keep that up? ,

Sorbara: Absolutely; I’m way behind schedule as it is. I can appreciate the pressures that were on the previous minister. Frankly, I’ve got an obligation to become as familiar as I can with each one of our institutions, but there are 15 universities and 22 community colleges with 90 campuses collectively; it’s a big job. So I’m constantly on tour. I’m not going to get to every institution by the end of the year but I plan on being here for quite a while so I’ll have the time.

It is?&&ult for 8ven the least informed of us to be unaware that Central America, and more speciflcaly, El Salvador and Nicaragua are the subject of much recent media coverage. The names Duarte and Ortega, combined with talk of civil wars, Imperialism, Communism and falling dominoes C~ain)naaha8headlinsTBand~footageinourli~ rooms and most certainly as it8ms on the agenda of boardroom conferences held,by powerful men and nations. We mqy have even heard of the recent 24-hour-kidnapping of the Christian Witness for Peace group, which has been d-du&ng dgil on the Nicaraguan borders since 1983But even the most attentive of us - those who read beyond th8 headlines and listen to the stories cannot really lsy claim to being very well informed. , Thatmayb8b8causeofmanythi&snottheleastofwhich is the diiYicu.lty in commuicating so complex a political situation inthe two minutes or two hundrediines of a news report, let alone. a headline. Few of us have read books on central America and even f8w8r have actually been to the region.\ ’ .. L So we remain ignorant while the potqitisl for the closest all-out war to North America in modern times boils madly. But we at the University of Waterloo need not&e so ignor ant very much longer. A man who coines with impressive credentials has been recruit8d to the Dniv8rsity to t8ach on the subject of Latin America. His name Is Arnold SIqRi8r. ,SynderisaUtV~~~~~~the~~~8tudiesdepast7 :R&otozrJI _ x, gaah43ilieldiujustuim~rtantuwor~~the~ m8nt who received his l%Ch8lor’S degree in 19‘?‘4.-Hekhen went to McMaster University where h8 received both his Ofmrdmator for thegrowing Wftn8sS for ~movem8nt raiding Nicarsguan border towns f&n there. l?he New EngMaster’s and Doctorate de-es inZMigiousStudi8s/Church He 9Stimat8s that over Loo0 dlfferentpeoplepasticipatedin land d8legation had planned on holding t&jr vigil m order History. While working on his Do&orate, Arnold was also @8 1984 program ’ to draw att8ntion to this contradictory situation That was . .teaching at Bluffton College< a small Mennonite college in Snydsr spent most of his 16month SteJi as coordinator not tdk8daboutknOth8 NorthAm8ricsnpr8ss. Ohio.Aswellh8wasraisinghisfamily-hisfourthchildborn _ -based iq:m working out:@8 logistical d8tails for the ’ ; W8 did h8ar sboutthekidnappirigand~~nt rel8ase in Ohio. movement, txMning and StatiOning Of 8rtch .gJ.‘oUP. i of the Witn8ss for P8a& group, but w8 did not get sufBci8nt Although he had liv8d in Latin America as a child background as to wny the @mp wasmm h m fira plw8. TheI% iS a di@tdIEtiOn <JIMId blttween “long-tepee” who $&gentina and P8ru) Snyder hadno real empatbywith th8 are the ‘core of the movem8nt and “shortt8rmers”who g8n~tisthe~~wlththemediaasa~~ofinformaI territory or its issues until *January, 1982: ?t was then,. erailly come for a.two week stqy. Both perform ti on Events are reportedbutbackgkundisnot the sam8 always prothat as a translator for a medical aid team of Opto- ,functiOnOfa~mP~~~P~~~~~~~~~~~~ vided. Forthat,mor8intens8~tudyisr8q@redandwith~h etrists who examined and prescribed glasses ‘brg pl&lL?~ thMIl&V8S b8tW88n th8 invading b&m rebels lwc8nt 8ventsas t-ho&3 in LatinAmerica, re sources are not to about 20-30,000 people ‘in Nicaragua Snyder w that it &tl’l8jr vih438 tSZg8ts. Bllt th8 lOIl&termerrj-also ha- -‘a;lWBya 8~~lOCate..AndsohavingsvingArnoldSnyder atwaterwas the first time that he r8aliz8d ‘just how much disinfor ’ r8sponsibility loo f~ v8ry vah&bl8. of exploring for other areas m n8edof a W&’ mation there is ... how much the whole Nica,raguan situation mss for Peac8 camp, gettmg to know the local p(t’OPl8 &swell was being manipulated by the press.‘: 88 lq the short-term groups. Snyder was a coordinator * .8ny*r h&3 been hir8d by the History department and js He continued to persue the mat&r, fI.rst byreading and &tW88Il the lOl3@j3rrinsI’S 8Zl.d ShOr9erm8rs. Offering ki hdi.Il &ilfWi~ hiStOI’y COI,lJ?S8tihi.8 f’&l. But hj,s then by researching in Nicaragua’ for a month in the duti8~,also include being the m&or ofthe Pease and&nmti Se m One CamP ha8 blossomed intO many* summer of 1983. This was on a granewhich produced the @=‘d $lt d a;long tih8 Ni-=@-= borders* maloa f&t 8tUdi~ prO@?am (PACS) ‘.which is offered to supple “, publication “The B818v8nce of Anabaptist nonviolence. for th8 Nicaraguan/Honduran bord8r,~but recently alOng the pent, 0F &8 a concentration for undergraduat8 deg&es.~@or . Nicarw To~.‘VjVhile doing h&r8s&q@Sq@ermet~ ‘N~ag&,n/&sta R;ica;n’barder a8 w8lh~ntrashav8 also the pm Program, Snyder is t8aching a’course which initial Witness for Peace leaders’and heia;rd‘oftheiir, plw & been using that border to’cross into Nitiagua - f-8 on raids. on hib8ration Theology, which Mmn emerging hoid. a non-Viol8nt Christian vigil on’th8 Ni&rs&an,/HonIt was on the Nicara$ua;fi/Cost B&can border that a F8w from hatin Am8r&a c yduran borders. “I thought it was a pr8tly crs,qy idsa when I England delegation to Witness for Peace Was kidnapped this L. f&St heard it, but within a couple of month I dgpa&&witha -pa&July. L The PACS &Wnt is l~ted tit ConraciG~~~ &llegfLJ group (to the border),” he says. While Snyder finds the media’ coverage to have been 88 Is Smer’S OBh0. It is hiS.plZ%n to n&g.rat8 conflict studiei In 1984 Snyder brought a group of.&dentsdown to Nica; Wfth mt8rnships i.Il the field so that sh;lbents cB;LLget abetter lWSPOIMbIY fair fi that inStan_Ce, t&8, Who18 StOrJr Sfill has ragua as one of his final acts to fin@hhisteachlngresponsinot been told According to Snyder, the Costa Rican governpe~~V8.0nthetheory~issofaronlywordsinan. s bihties at Bluffton tit8r that sam8yearhe assumed the role m8nt h.+de&r8d its bord8rs n8utrs&yet tintraS have been a+d8miC enviornment. / -’ , . .

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Vancouver group Images In Vogue shook the Fed Hall last Friday night, throwing a wall of sound that was, sadly, more overpowering than overwhelming. Like their -appearance at Fed Hall earlier this year, the group fell into the proverbial

lyrics-w&re Dale Mar_tindale’s crbptic - in an-electronic free-for-all..

lost

black hole that divides the tight control of the ,studio, from the more spontaneoussounds of the stage. Images In Vogue’s &corded sound is clean, if complex, cleverly roping together a synthesizer backbone, with the dangling extremities of guitarist Ed Shaw and singer Dale Martindale. Mixed and manipulated, the group’s studio efforts are catchy and even cosmic, dominated by- the throaty croon of the produced Mar tindale . Live 1 ho&ever sound disappears’in a sea of dry ice and lights, replaced by a confused crescendo of bleating synthesizer and electronic ‘drums. Lost in the electronic *free-forsal were Martindale’s cryptic lyrics. I There were exceptions, like brief snatches of sunlight. Top 40 hits like Call It Love and Something’s - -About You pulled -both the crowd’s and the band’s strings. L$like their iastappearance, the group did not appear to be chained to their instruments, adding a *much needed visual appeal- that had been absent previ.ous!y. ’ . There is a definite, discernible line,of talent running through Images In Vogue’s live act though it is mostly obscured by a bombastic, blitzkrieg approach’ normally, restricted to heavy metal bands. If ‘this tendency goes unchecked, Images In Vogue ,may have! to content themselves with successes limited& album sales and air play, thus joining the steadily growing legion of bands whose sound - hqs made the word “synthesizer” synonym1 ous with another, word: “synthetic”.

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Since last April ti mixed group of Laurier staff and students have been involved in . , rehearsals for their ow,n production of mus: ical “Guys and Dolls”. On September- 19 to 21, this play was staged in Laurier’s 1 heatre’ Auditorium as a welcome back to campus for students.’ Dr. Leslie O’Dell; the director of Laurier’s Musical Theatrel,hopes to. make this fall musical an annual event featuring mainly . faculty.

by Christine imprint staff

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around in their teddies and high heels. In this year’s production, staff, student<, dance, gamble and fight. Luckily, love wins _ On the whole, the cast was strong. This administrators, anal faculty all pitched in, out over the fighting and the happy-couples was evident in the various solos and mass on stage and off5. to put together anuplifting overcome their differences. ’ . scenes such as the finale, where the entire rendition of Damon Runyon’s “Guys and - Debbie Lou Ludolph, .well cast as. the ’ cast sang-in the Save-a-Soul Mission in an Dolls”. The story is abaut the rollercoaster heroine, Miss Brodn, has ‘an bexceptionally attempt to save the souls of the gamblers and romance between a gambler, Sky Masterson, good singing voice for amateur theatre,,and. and a member of the Save-a-Soul Mission, . this blended. well with the hero’s (~Michael,, strippers. * It- is obvious that’ the staff as well as the Miss Sarah Brown. Miss Brown is attempting Lenz) voice in their duets. students at Laurier,have hidden talents which ’ to-rid Broadway of all its sinners, which brings were finally brought forth in this musical proThe ladies oft the Hot Box, the bar in “Guys her into contact with Sky Masterson, a resi,’ , dent gambler,. Several other side plots, ( and Dolls”, came across as,beirrg shaky in‘ duction: Hopefully Laurier will produce an equally \ including another romance) assist in carrying their semi-strip scene. It was either lack of entertaining, musical again next Fall. the story along, ,while the characters sing,- ’ practice, or they were- nervous prancing

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The staduim lights go out; Simultaneously, blue spots lights light up the stage. The crackling electricity of the crowd fills the air: The wait isover. Bryan Adams runs out on stage and imm_ediately begins his first song. The crowd has abeen rewarded, and their cries of appreciation echo throughout the stadium. . Unfortunately for John Parr, tne audience at C.N.E. stadium last Saturday night were devoted-Adams fans, and had little patience for his opening show, as good as it was. His performance displayed a great deal of effort,and sincerity, but , the fans were waiting, for Adams. His fir&song, “St. Elmo’s I Fire,” really got the crowd .moving, and excitement for the appoaching Adams show mounted. / When Adams took .the stage, the audience was duly rewarded for the long wait. He played an hourof nonstop rock. Audience participation was 100% when Adams made the first + break in the music for a sing-a-long, in which the lead guitarist would play a series of, notes, Adams would sing it back to him, and the audience, in turn, would sing. it back, as .Adams - encouraged, “twice as loud!!‘? The show lastedover two solid hours. . Adams’ sincere love for his -audience was clearly evident b’ when he thanked everyone for their support in.the. record stores and on the radio,-and followed with a dedication to the audience of “Somebody.” His show was truly deserving of ’ having the largest attendance at a Canadian artist’s performance in history, a staggering 45,000fans. , . _ When,.\ Adams sr;Lid “Goodnigbt, - - everybody!” ,

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Sing. “SUmmerOf ‘85”; it was little more that a tease t0 theEndugh." Adams did, not let his\ audience, who clearly wouldn’t let him leave. -When the first audience down. encore ended and Adams stilt hadn’t played ‘Summer of ‘69”, the anticipation built in the air. ,When he returned to finally sing Bryan Adams put .on an ele&ic energetic show -and his the awaited song, the excitement was appropriate, and Adams’ ’ was beyond ‘co’mpa~e. tiHis songs r&g true interchange of the last chorus with “Summer of ‘a” was, the performance through the’staditirn, showing how small a part the recording climax of the show. His entire show of songs exhausted, Adams studio plays in perfecting Adams’ music for records.. returned for a third and final encore strictly for the auqence. and:play&

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which Hall.

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Formed by Jim McGuinn, Contrary to popular belief, Gene Clark and David R.E.M., The Rain Parade and I Crosby in 1964, The Byrds The Long Ryders, among distinctive sound was of semiother current American rock nal importance in the evolu“traditionalist” bands, did not tion of 60’s pop music. By the invent the jangly twelve-string late 60’s, however, most of Rickenbacker guitar. Rather, the band members departed they rediscovered it, largely to embark on other projects inspired by the ‘original Cali- such as The Flying- Burrito fornia-dreaming folk-rockers, Brothers. The Byrds, who have been Unfortunately, the band reincarnated for a new tour

show.

which will be at Fed Hall, referring to itself as’a “tribute to the Byrds”, is lacking the creative spark and guitar wizard of the Byrds, Jim McGuinn. This tribute band is composed of the original Byrd, Gene Clark, later Byrd Michael Clarke, ex-Burrito Rick Roberts and Rick Danko of The Band. The show starts at 800 p.m., Tuesday, October 1, with Sheer Energy opening. Tickets are $4 for Feds, $6 for others. ,

Broa ,dfobt + ‘Canadian psyche by Glenna Watts Imprint staff

“Never slam a dresser drawer in the dark, especially in the nude.” Such is the wisdom of Dave Broadfoot, one of Canada’s most dependable comics, who weathered a middle-aged crowd and a lack-lustre opening act, to deliver some solid laughs last Saturday at the Humanities Theatre. ’ Many people know Broadfoot from the award-winning radio-television comedy show “Air Farce”. His most popular characterizaitons are “Sargeant Renfrew of the “Big Bobby R.C.M.P.,” . Clobber,” and an “Honoura-

ble Member of Parliament.” To open the show, as in. “Air Farce,” he assumed the role of a TV news reporter. He delivered a few dry jokes and quickly introduced the opening act, pianist/comedian Rob McLean. The less said about McLean the better. His musically accompanied repertoire comluded with send-ups of K.C. Finnegan of Mr. Dress Up fame, and earned no more than a polite response. The evening began to pick up when Broadfoot started to deliver a non-stop string of hilarious one-liners. Simply clad in a brown supper club suit, he captured the

audience with his satirical outlook on the Canadian psyche. He poked fun at almost every aspect of Canada’s alleged identity crises.

During the majority of the show Broadfoot resembled an Evangelical Minister. With his hands furiously flailing in the air, Broadfoot howled and harangued as he delivered his speech from, behind a podium. His impersonation of Rex Humbard was the most effective monologue in this style. He read excerpts from ‘the big black book’of nursery rhymes, transforming Humbardian nursery rhyme characters into an assortment of

deviants. Broadfoot ended his act with “a few words of advice,” such as, f‘the more you understand _your /hus-

Groovy by D. Rose

The latest installment in a continuing <(if irregular) series of poetry readings will take place on Sunday, September 29 at 7 pm. at the Backdoor. The evening will feature six local amateur poets and a band. The readings will be of completely new material and will, in certain cases, feature backing music.

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Arts Affairs North is an apt title for a show which does much to dispel1 the myth of soapstone carvings and sunset photography. The coilection of works by NorthWestern Ontario Artists is currently at the UW Arts Centre Gallery and will continue through October 6. “Midway to Midway” (pictured) by Janet Rotenbert uses brilliant primary colours 1 and cartoon-like style to lend itself to the carnival theme depicted. Diversity of subject and style show in “White Still Life with Black Feather” by Rosemary Sloot, which is so finely painted and delicate it could shatter. And “Dream Sleep”, in which Rosanne Kapush has thick purple, blue and black oil combine and flow out of the frame surpasses two dimensionalism.

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Other works include draw-, ing, photography and a single sculptural piece “Kaarina,” by Elizabeth Polowski. There is obvious conern with the environment but it can be seen in “Perogy Ladies” as readily as in “Still Life”.

ful desert wanderers. Though the. bottle is found to be a useful implement, there is only one, and dissension rises within the tribe because everyone wants it for themselves. Finally, the tribe concludes that the b&tie must be disposed of, and a Bushman warrior is sent to throw the bottle off the edge of the world. The remaining footage describes his sojourn.

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Athenas-avenge previous loss Wednesday afternoon, September 18, saw a rematch between the Guelph and Waterloo soccer teams, this time on the Athenas home turf. Guelph was out to avenge their 2-O loss from the previous week. but it was not to be. Waterloo took control of the game from the. start, stopping the Guelph for, wards cold with the Athena offence pressing the Guelph defence at every opportunity. Mary-Jane Verboom scored the first Waterloo goal with an excellent shot from the right side, beating the Guelph goalie, Diane Lamont, cleanly. Jan Tessman scored on a shot which deflected off the Guelph defence, making two quick goals for Waterloo. Margo Scharer added to the tally with her second goal of the season, on a shot from the left wing, to end the first half.

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The UW Varsity Mens Hockey Team is once again preparing for yet another exciting OUAA season. Lead by a new and enthusiastic Head Coach, Don McKee, and assistant coach Randy Nesbitt, the 85-86 edition of the Varsity Warriors should display some exciting, winning and spirited hockey. The Warriors official training camp opened Monday, September 16, with’- well over 70 players attending both dry land

and on ice skating practice. The camp has so far been quite intense and challenging according to the players. Coach McKee is limiting comment with regards to predictions about this year, but is pleased with the positive attitude and hard work of the players. McKee states, “1 am looking forward to our exhibition schedule to better evaluate the team’s productivity.” Fourteen returning players from last year’s squad survived the first cut and are trying hard

Benhaml and Kent Wagner, to crack the lineup. The return will all contribute to the depth of OU AA all-star goalie Peter Crouse this past week has cer- j of the squad. Second year men Todd Coulter, and Andrew tainly been a relief to coach Smith have both impressed the McKee. Peter just returned coaching staff so far. from a two week tryout with the Thanks to the extended New York Rangers, where he recruiting done by the coaching displayed his awesome goalstaff, some very talented hockey tending abilities. Peter’s return is an assest to the Warriors as he players have enrolled at U W. Steve Linesmen is one such has several years of experience player. Presently attending the in interuniversity hockey as well Washington Capitals training as fine leadership skills. Belleville camp, the former Other retournees, including Bulls star placed 3rd in the Jack McSorley, Jay Green, Dave OHL scoring race last year with Fennel, Neil Cameron, Dean

Important Saturday Oct. 2g, 1985 Mixed Slo-Pitch Tournament All Day Sunday Oct. 29, 1985 Fitness Instructors Course ‘9:00 am. - 2:00 pm. (PAC 1088) Mixed Slo-Pitch Tournament All Day Monday Oct. 30, 1985 Men’s Volleyball Meeting 4:30 p.m. (CC 113) Women’s Volleyball Meeting 4:30 pm. (CC 113) Volley ball Officials Meeting 6:OO pm.

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Tuesday Oct. 1, 1985 2nd CRAC Meeting 5:30 pm. V2 West Quad Lounge Final Entry Date for Men’s and Women’s Tennis singles 4:45 pm. (Rm 1001 PAC) Wednesday Oct. 2,1985 Beginners Weight Training 6:30 - 8:00 pm. Weight Room Start Date for Women’s and Men’s Volley ball 7:30 - 11:45 pm (PAC Gym)

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Guelph came out pressing at the start of the second half but Waterloo was content to sit on their lead. Guelph came close to scoring on a scamble in front of

Waterloo goalkeeper, Anna Dasilva, but fullback Alison Marshall illegally scooped the ball from danger, resulting in a penalty shot for Guelph. The Guelph forward shot high and the ball went off the crossbar. Nevertheless. the Athenas were shaken from’their complacency and Tammi Winchester scored on an excellent cross from right wing Mary-Jane Verboom. Coach Jack Smith was pleased with the strong effort from the entire team. Waterloo Captain Linda Hartjes, centre half, and Tracy Wilson, sweeper, had very good games, directig the defence and sending the forwards upfield with long passes. Waterloo has two home ,games nex week. On October 2 at 4:30 the Athenas host Brock University for the first time this season. Then. on Saturday, October 5, at 2:00 p.m., there is a rematch with Western, the only team to defeat the Athenas to hate. Come out to watch excellent soccer and support the At henas.

57 goals and 83 assists for 140 points. Qther additions to the squau are defensemen Brian Ross, who played 52 games for the Kitchener Rangers Junior A team in the 83-84 season, and Jamie McKee a first year student from Sudbury. The team seems to have increased in both size and speed. The defense, weak in past seasons, looks much more promising and agressive. This year the hockey Warriors have a very competitive

and lengthy schedule. They play 35 regular league games. They also play in their own Micron Tournament in October, the Ryerson Invitational in December and plans underway to attend a tournament on the East Coast in the new year. The Warriors first two exhibition games are scheduled for October 1 against Ryerson and Ott 3 against Laurier at Columbia Icefield starting at 7:30 p.m., so why not come out and see ‘our hockey Warriors in action.

note, I would like to extend an invitation to you to find a team in one of the many leagues (Volleyball, Broomball, Innertube Waterpolo, Women’s Hockey) and become a Campus Recreation partici. pant.

Take Advantage of Us by Mary Melo and Nancy Massey Campus Recreation utilizes a number of facilities on and off campus. Explore new horizons while investing in a new body. You too can catch the fever and be part of the excitement which radiates daily ,from the PAC. Grab a partner or come by yourself and enjoy the squash and racquetball courts. For those keen-minded body builders, the weight room challenges your every drive. Remember also that the gym, the exercise bikes, the rowing machines etc., are also their for your benefit. After you have worked up a good sweat you can cool down in the pool.

Co-Recreational. League I by Grant Grisdale The true spirit of campus recreation is clearly identified in its Co-Ret leagues. Hundreds of participants are involved in making the program one of the largest in the department. All levels of play are available allowing for each individual to progress at their own fate while at the same time having a great time. Overall, some games are challenging while others are humourous, but most of all they are FUN. Essentially, this is what Campus-Recreation is about. On this

by Ada+ Chamberlain five yard line when he was’dis-’ . once again captivated the. on_After _---- comine _----_-- out of busv tracte’d ______ -from _------his art ._~mv a multi- looking masses with a~skillfully -- -a ---, kickedconversion. .Harold wee’k entertair&g and playing tude of Western Tacklers: Godwin ‘also scored a try off a Oxford, the Rugby Warriors--The Varsity team played’ set piece, slashing infrorn the, were put to the test against J what was more like a re-enactshort side of the Fi’eld. Western‘ last ~Saturday. *As ment of the Battle of Vimy Western has fielded - strong Ridge than a-Rugby Match. It ( ‘The, only scoring in the seteams in the past, the Warriors ” was a hard ,fought game in cond half was one perraw- kick t were expecting a hard game. ;. which ,the Forwards basically : by Western bringmg the score pounded each other. Things got ‘- to 13-6 for the, Warriors: Al: I I What they got was-.more than off to a slowstart for Waterldo“ though there was litt~escoring; they had expected. . / I the second half was riddled with as Western scored a’ nenaltv. kick, early in the game. Pa<!. injuries, as ‘the*.p!ay ,became inThe: Varsity Club-team’ (forcreasingly violent.. . ‘. b p: Toon captured the hearts of the -. merly the-Trojans) fell-to defeat - i*tv I___ ____-;~2&crowd as he tjed the game at 3 IT. y’-*- ‘-- - by 2 pointskwith a final score of to a0,,.,,as h,z,., rne ban ,i, L,,,,neeas ,:,, ro,ger ..,L,,, to:* 16-13. Waterloo led the game with a lovely penalty .kick. ’ AF4kAa ~mwww4 - ,for a-greater rrA9.4 pGQ L ytl’ L‘Ib 3\lrW”MU I canbe run up th_e field. Wprkin’ A lead was establsihed plater half, oni? fa Jling behind ,in the scrurnmaging and. among for;. in the half when Blair Falcon+ last few min utes of play. Early wards generally is also requried. (in for an injured, Sandy ,in the game MalColm Gilehrist The next game will be played at McGeachy) scored a trycreated demonstrate d his superior jugI Brock University at 2:00 pm. on by-pressure from Paul Coburn , gling:.prower ss for. all; unfortuSaturday, September 28. -DE V1a cm LaLV thm Wpctm-n . . ry.rr 11 and Xmmv ,Allen. -Paul‘ Toon nately he wap /

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TORONTO (CUP) - The 1’80 mock cemetary as a stunt to white crosses on University of . publicise a shrinking list of Toronto’s grass last weekkstood courses offered by the university -- a .problem the student as memorials to death of a difpoliticians blame on govern, feient kind. ment underfunding. Each cross,~ was pinned with “They are a reminder to the the names of U of T courses that university that there are a lot of{ had been cancelled for more than three.year%, . people as mad as hell (about Sean said ’ The student counc$ . ’ a ’ underfunding),” * created . _

Meagher, co-chairperson of the council’s Underfunding Com. mittee. Along with the 180 crosses at U of T’s main campus; 160 were planted ‘at its Erindale and Scarborough ‘campuses. Among the victims, Meagher said, are a number of anthropology, fine art / history, political science and religion courses. \

A recent:front-page story in the Varsity, the U- of T student newspaper, reported heavy course cuts in the Sociology department, especially among t‘he smaller and more specialize’d courses. Of the courses listed ‘as, offered in one sociological area, for example, only four are actually being staffed.

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Three of the over four hilndred students who participated in,hs! Wednesday’s “Jerusalim Day’:, The event,‘sponsoied by -“Palestine’-Heritage, * featuied Palestinian arts, errif+, music, food- and @slide $ .pr&ntation of Jerusalem. Phot& by Marika Tamti.

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,time board in-Needles or in ihe I Career h&nation Centre, P&time teachers for the Greek School of‘%W “Aristotle”.4Qorking hours are , Sat. 9 am. to 1 pm. University student aoolications will be considered If thev h’aGe G&ek high school diplorr% (minimum), are able to teach modem Gqxk fluently (spoken and written); and if th&y &m teach for the entire school -yeerr Those interested should rt&r an intetiew at the school, 130Tzr Avz., Kitchener, on St. am:, wept %i Bring credentials. and a hand written’ letter in Greek about their intention to teach at the Greek school; A &her, is reqrtired to teach a grade 14. credit qxase “modem G&k’ in ou~~~hool, offered by the WLyimE qdii applicants with tie OlltZUiO. -r&n&f’ o r Education to teach D”R” hig er than grade 10 need apply. Child Ca~c: Non-violent, nonsmoker nef&d for occasional ‘tting ‘of twp d@ldpen, yt aid 9, at our hz ,,uh - 15’min. ’ walk ‘from UW. Rates negbtiable. Referehces. 886-1-673 (Use anwring, ‘,rnachine):. e ’ .. ,

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lntareatad in intelracing with musicians working with Commodore 64 -music s#tware call Al anytime. 746-8587. 7 Short, dark, cute artsie is des rate ‘seeking a da@ for Benefit Semi- r orma. r Females given preference. Res nd in oetin to E5 Rm 209 or call Er at 884.

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-, Roland JX synthesizer and programmer. Call 88442 17 after 6 om. Wantad: Oktoberfkt tickets for Saturday Oc@er 19 - Need’at least 7 for Moses SEng&or Queenston. Call Carol at . Wanted: Semen I donors for adificial insemination- programme in the area. Donors must be healthy and.res~nsi@e. Pkferench giveh to married candidates. Kindly contactDr. ’ Assad, ‘695 Blvd., Cambridije. Ont Nl R -Coronation .s.

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Waterloo Christian Fellowship Special ~~~~~tih Supper meeting. “Christianity bri I nal -‘prenr ---“ninary hearing. Speaker i’s Dr: Clark h----I&C nnnocK or Mc/%ster. - Bible S@dy spotisored by LutheranCamp& , Ministry. call Paul at 884469t). F.RE.ED., a confidential. mutual support group for F&ids/Relatives of people with Eating disorders (Anorexia/Bulimia), holds its next meeting Thurs. Oct. .lO at 8~00 pm. in the Gold rooin ofthe K;W Hospital. Call 88+w2 -- -9A- --me&-- .--‘--- t-r-

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CoorduMorEecretarv time). General oifice skills ‘i&l bookkeeping ability, Must enjoy working with mple in a student environment Hours 912. Commencing Nov. &ill A ril 86. Send resume to Pat Schultz, ER C 1OlA (Science Sociqty), UW, by O& 4, 85. French and Spanish tutors fdi‘ conversational practice. one hour per week each, native s ke? preferred. , Phone Nancy at ,743 $” 389.

-* i;uitd dZi&inet: Sykes with 2-12 inch Heath drivers. 100 watts-m. *lid and W. $18. Frank: 5789225. 1983 Suzuki Scooter, excellent condition, 1650 km. A real gas miser, call*658+2139 everiings. .1976* Toyota Cbroki, -&tified, ood .body? mechanically sound. 11 3 ,000 miles. Std., radio, w,qr -defro* snoti’ $1195. Richard Lay, ex 6124, or Eden Mills 856-9916. . NlQorma~ I% Camera, 50 mm Nikkor, 24 nim Nll?<of, .7@2i 0 f. 3.5 Z&m and * 2%. t&converter. $3sJsQ’ ,or will sell separately. ,leri& will fit older Nikons ’ and Nikkemats-tin@: 74952.. ,DB/DD~D$icettea-Warranty and box .only $19.99. Call T&t565 . ‘Typewdter1 ‘Sinifh-Corona El&c. 3 yrs. old. Good condition. Hard cover case and &tra ribbons. $150 or offers. Call ,. . ,Karen 746-3127. 10.000 Differat Movie G Movie Star sters. CapI ue $2 MnemonicsCtd., iz pt ‘73” 9,%X0 21 !3t. N.E., Calgary Alta. T2E 6V6. 211 B&r&i .“‘842” racing -frame in celeste (official racing qolour).~ Some parts included. Got it cheap-i I *iI sell it >;hgay Used less than ? mos. ph.-579. _

Akai APB -1 Turntable. New, excellent ‘condiion. $100. Call 8886691. A Smith-Corona Electric tjpewriter, cartridge hbbon system - used only 1 excellent. condition, has French yearcharacter+ 746-6928 evenings. . C&en S&e Wateti. .Excellent condition, only 9 ri~os. cild. Complete with heater apd maws pad. Askin $250. Call PayI at Ex 6552 or 886-557 4 \~ evenings. Pdnter - Atari 1025,40 cps, 8 wks old, 3 fonts, excellent condition, must sell. $125, new, $250. Call Mark, 884-5567. TEXT BOOKS wak. cars; .rewir. sportin . tioodworking antique, rtiani more f ousehold items for sale. 228 .Vermont St- *Waterloo (off Margaret Ave.)< DownPiliows‘The Student Down company has the best prices in town. Check out our ad on the back page. -Down~Conlfotten - We have factory seconds ‘too! The Student Down .. Company 8864090.‘I ,

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_ ?iew cl* formin on UW campus, The Anita Schlupp B an‘ Club! *Topical discussion wups, social activities, relevant seminars and lots of beer drinking! phone for info. 884-3452. Villa rs, do you hate the itch of those resl tr rice blankets? Call the Student . l3oyn Company at 8864090, we can .<s; help. En n - study thermodynamics in beP=. aet a Duvet! The Student Down

Open Up ‘cause h&e it comes! The “lnverted Marg&rlta” ‘Party. Tonight . 9.W prh. 62 Euc&+ Ave. B.Y.O.B. Everyone Welcome,! Mitgueritas available at cost. Anyone (Me&y-fh& Sl.) l%x$ zmneone to re~‘3hltwe now qc McMaster. Nd picture or resume needed., I l&@ blind dates.-for a’ nefererice. ask: MarkbveKSvt . r: . Side Ifick, It appeirs thkt you still hav& some long-term emotior& problems. 1 Unless you war+ open up old wounds, ,~ call’ v and we can &se them pepnaner$ly. BM.S-hasth&umber~ the &i&lb does+ haM to--.. kno+ . Gree*; .. L it J;Doyouknowwiiiitlo&s?Dol?$ii~~ 6 miss YOU and eve&thina.about

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