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Waterloo Alderman Brian Turnbull’s task force on housing in uptown Waterloo is still in the process of becoming. When the task force is formed, however, it is expected tC, recommend that the city bylaw stating that no more than five persons can live in a single family dwelling if they are unrelated will either be more. striclty enforced or amended. If the bylaw is enforced it will affect a great many students in Waterloo who are living more than five to a household. The council’s action is in respo‘nse to petitions and presentations given to a council meeting on September 23. Residents have been complaining of noise, property deterioration, and parked cars on lawns around houses occupied ,by large numbers of students.

They have pointed to absentee landords and the general shortage of housing as the source of the problem. The task force, will likely meet with affected parties, representatives from UW, Wilfrid Laurier University, Conestoga College, student groups, landlords, and residents’ associations, and bring recommendations to council on how best to solve the problem. Helga McGoey of the UW Off-Campus Housing Office said that, at the moment, it is not uncummon for anywhere from eight to ten students to share a single three-bedroom house. The reason for this is that the absentee landlords are told by the real-estate agents when they buy a house that they can make up to $2,000 per month renting to students. Since five students cannot afford to pay $400 per month for rent, more people aye invited to live in the house and

contribute to the rent. With ten people living in a house designed for half that number there are bound tq be noise, cars on the lawn and other undesirable side effects of overcrowding,said McGoey. According to the OffCampus Housing Office it is not difficult to find lodging off campus but it is very difficult to find suitable and affordable accommodaiton within a reasonable distance of campus. McGoey stated that what was needed was more housing in the area and that the proposed student townhouses on the northwest corner of Columbia and Westmount would “go a long way towards alleviating the problem, particularly among upper-year students.” The planning; department. of the City Hall-is expected to ‘bring back its report on the matter within the next two weeks. Then, the task force will have its shape and mandate confirmed. \

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Orser, has been told by the City of Waterloo to evict five of the students. City officials say that such a move would be needed to conform to city bylaws concerning how many tenants may live in a sirigle family dwelling.

“The issue is residents fearing another Sunnydale. The Toliticians are running scared of the residents,‘* said Matt Tighe, a UW engineering student, in reference to the complaints of uptown homeowners that too many students are living in the area. Tighe shares a house at 258 Albert Street with seven other students and three family members. The landlord, Mary

The 56-year-old Orser, owner and resident of the house, said, “1 feel that we have been singled out unreasonably.” She pointed out that there were many more violaters of the bylaw around. Orser said that the total

monthly expenses for the house -- mortgage, utilities, taxes and maintenance - is about $2,000. She maintains that she needs the extra rental income and that there is enough room for all the house’s occupants. “We’re not taking all we can get and giving nothing. We’ve had a lot of’ expenses, ** she said. Another student resident, Ricardo Codinia confirmed that there is not a i>roblem with space. “We have more room in our double room than they do

in the Villages.” The house’s residents have been forced into taking.action because they have been isolated as an example by the city. They are planning to circulate’ a counter-petition requesting that the by4aw be amended. Jennifer Purdy, a friend of Orser’s, said, “The by-law should take into consideration the quaQty of housing.” She said that some smaller houses are not appropriate for five people while others can shelter

many more. Matt Tighe thinks that the complaints of excessive noise are unwarranted. “The neighbours kids are more noisy than us,” he said. Tighe believes that the neighbours are worried about the integrity of the neighbourhood. Students living on the street could be the first of a whole influx. “The ‘issues is; they don’t want us in the neighbourhood.** Another resident of the

house, Dennis Terrberg, feels the city is “Trying to blanket all these laws (on noise, upkeep, and parking violations) by saying ‘get rid of the students.“’ Orser said, “My house is like a. home away from home for students. They are all good students, a credit to the community.” “When is the cbmmunity going to start recognising the value of students and stop running to council over things like this?’ she asked.

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by Chris .&not . . Imprint staK “Neanderthal people suddenly given guns, tanks, and nuclear bombs,” is how Dr. David Suzuki described scientists ignorant of the social and fiolitical context in which science is practiced. In the keynote address last Saturday night of the National Students’ Conference on Science, Technology, and Ethics held at the Universit.y of Waterloo this past weekend, he painted a grim picture of technology as Frankenstein’s monster, dangerous and out of control. Nuclear proliferation ,was cited as a case in point. “If the Computer Science Faculty here at Waterloo is worth its salt,‘* said Suzuki, “every single member will sign a petition’* defusing to participate in the U.S. Strategic Defence Initiative. He also emphatically endorsed the initiative to make Kitch&eI;-Waterloo a nuclear weapons-free zone. “We are living with enormous problems which may take generations to solve,” largely because we entertain a number of “strange illusions,” he said. Predominant among those is our underestimation of the power of science, Science changes the world in one direction forever, said Suzuki. He’ went on to illustrate how and by how much by comparing the world as it was when he was 5 - no-TV, no computers, no nuclear weapons, no oral contraceptives - to what he expects his children will do in their world of the future - mine the moon and asteroids, communicate with extra-terrestrials, interact with machines Smarter than they are. He deplored the separation of disciplines in the educational system, which results on the one hand in the “Neanderthal” scientists, who know nothing outside of science, and on the other hand in “ignorant savages”, who study the arts but know nothing about science. This has the consequence, among, others, of producing elected representatives who are “virtually illiterate” in science so that critical technical decisions are niade for political expedience. But neither can scientists be trusted to employ technology for the

common good. For one thing, they “look at nature in bits and pieces,‘* which often doesn’t help them understand entire procesSes. As well, “the vast majority of scientists are in the business of making weapons to kill people,” ahd most of the rest are working for private industry, so they “have a great vested interest in the application of science for destruction oi profit.*’ Suzuki warned that the funding of university research by private industry is “skating on thin ice.” Finally, most technologies offer benefits which are obvious and. clear,‘but every one has hidden costs which cannot nossibly be predicted beforehand. He cited several examples, from the most obvious and familiar - the legacy of radioactive .fallout from the wonder weapon that ended World War II -to the more obscure and esoteric phenomena of nuclear winter, the biomagnification of DDT, and the long-term health hazards of the birth-control pill. Dr, Suzuki went on to explore commonly held misconceptions of technological change. Once a technology gets started, he said, it has a life of its’ own, self-justifying and auto-proliferating. Eventually we reach the point where we are no longer the “masters of technolrather it controls’ us. ogy”; He took as an example missile surveillance and response systems. “It is a conceit of technophiles,” he said, that people can make decisions of such overwhelming importance as would be required in the 6 to 8 minute “window’* available between when a short-range or submarine-launched missile is fired and when it lands. His conclusion: the decision of whether and how to retaliate will be made by computers. Dr. Suzuki’s final point was that the illusions we entertain are largely the result of a “superficial and ephemeral” reality created- by the news media. We are assaulted by information, 99% of which is garbage - there is too low a signal-to-noise ratio. We must teach and learn skepticism and the discriminate interpretation of information if we are to “come to grips’: with science, “this powerful force which is hurtling us toward the 21st century.”

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by Gord Durnin Imprint Staff In what UW peace activist Doug Mohr described as a “gutless act,” Waterloo City Council, last Monday night, voted against becoming a nuclear weapons free zone. Mohr proposed that council either hold a referendum or vote directly on the matter. Council’s vote, 4-l in favour of “doing nothing about the proposal,” came after Mohr’s presentation to council, two questions by the aldermen and two brief statements by persons who supported the proposal. This, after waiting well 0ve.r an

hour while council debated a parking lot’s size. All aldermen besides Richard Biggs and Mary Jane Whinney were silent, except for the final vote. Mohr, in his fourth year of graduate studies in psychology at UW, said that “to move no action is to sidestep one of the most important issues of our time.” His presentation consisted of an appeal which recognized the symbolism of the act over its actual legal potential. He said that the declaration would be one step in a larger process which would hopefully see Can-

ada legally declared a nuclear weapons free zone. Mohr described the process as similar to that which occured in New Zealand over ten years ago where the municipalities started declaring themselves nuclear federal government in that country a clear mandate to country a clear mandate to eventually declare the same. In Canada many cities, including Vancouver, Kingston and Toronto ‘have declared themselves tb be nuclear weapons free. As well, the entire of Manitoba has province passed a similar resolution. Through his own research Mohr said that the people in Waterloo feel helpless over the question of nuclear arms, despite their overwhelming conby Andrew Dyk’ demnation of the existence of Imprint staff such weapons. He told council There will be an opportunity for students to meet informally with he hoped I actions like “free a wide variety of potential employers during the UW Career Fair, held in the Campus Centre on October 8,9 and 10 from 10 a.m. - 4 zone” declarations would empower people. p.m. questioning Mohr, There will be representatives from sixteen different companies When each day. These companies are looking for graduates of Accountingboth aldermen Biggs and Whinney (who ultimately voted Engineering, Planning, Computer Science and many other faculagainst the “do nothing” resolu;ies. This is a chance to find out where career opportunities are, and tion) expressed concern over to ask those questions you wouldn’t want to ask during a job the legal implications of Mohr’s interview. proposal. The question of poAs well, you can get to know someone who works in a company tential jobs and existing jobs you may be interested in working for. “It helps to have someone you can refer to when job hunting,” said Bruce Moir, an organizer of the being threatened in industries such as Raytheon was also fair. ’ raised. The U W Career Fair is sponsored by the Department of Co-ordination & Placement, the student societies, Alumni Affairs and the Mohr responded by pointing Turnkeys. It is the first career fair to be held by the University of to U of T economist Mel WatWaterloo and, if successful, it could become an annual event. kins, ‘who says that money spent , on military production would be two to four times as productive if spent in almost any other In the September 27 issue of Imprint, Dr. Robin Banks, Dean of sector of the economy. Arts, was quoted as saying, “The computer fee is not used to Chris Blott, who came to support and enhance teaching facilities.‘* The quote should have show support for Mohr, asked read: “The computer fee is used to support and enhance teachmg the question, “What good are facilities.*’ We apologize for any inconvenience this may have the jobs if the products they produce are put to the use for

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MONTREAL (CUP) - Highly Lused to enhance the explosive enriched nuclear fuel from repower of the bombs. actors on five university’campThe money made from this uses in Canada is sent to a militransaction pays for the next tary plant in the U.S. where it is shipment of fuel to Canada. used to make bombs for the These deals violate the NuAgreement American weapons progam. clear Cooperation between the U.S. and Canada, dating back to 1955, which bans -’ Research reactors at Dalthe use of nuclear materials _ housie in Halifax, Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal, supplied by Canada for military University of Toronto, McMaspurposes. ter University in Hamilton and Edwards, who has been inthe University of Alberta are vestigating Canada’s contribu- fueled with highly enriched uration to the production of bombs returns nium (80 per cent uranium 235) said, “The financial or “weapons grade” uranium. must be pretty small. Just The used uranium, still high enough to get more fuel.” ’ in U-235, is shipped to the Sa-. “The fuel is our lollipop from vannah River Plant in South the US. military, and their way Carolina where it is reprocessed of buying friends and difusing into plutonium and tritium for antagonism toward their weaH-bombs, according to docupons programme,” Edwards ments provided by Dr. Gordon said. Edwards, president of CanaThe smaller reactors at four dian Coalition for Nuclear Re- of the campuses cost about sponsibility. $200,000, to refuel. Refuelling the McMaster reactor, ten The plutonium generated at times the size of the others, runs -*‘Savannah is then shinned to in the millions, according to Rocky Flats, Colorado where it Fred Davediuk, manager for reis made into triggers for atomic search facilities at AECL. Davediuk said Canada is obbombs. The tritium is used to

ligated under a binding contract to return the spent fuel to the U.S. because it was theirs to begin with.

for military production only. “They are either lying or incompetent,” said Edwards, about AECL officials.

However, a report from the U.S. General Accounting Office (Dec. 13, 1984) confirms that no such contract exists and the title to spent fuel remains with the country that bought it. Chief Public Officer in the AECL, Hugh Spence, claimed the same thing in a letter, Townships in to Quebec August 1984. He also said the spent fuel was definitely reprocessed for civilian purposes. He later had to retract his statements. Even though he had to admit the fuel was used at a military plant, he said in another letter to the peace group that the U.S. agreed to take an amount equal to the Canadian shipment out of the military reprocessing drums and put it into civilian ones. However, Edwards called Savannah River and found they only have one drum . and it was

University reactors are refuelled every 5-10 years, except for the McMaster reactor,,which is refuelled every couple of, years. The shipments- to and from the U.S. take place in secret. The peaceful research at universities is applied to industry, agriculture and health. For example, the level of arsenic in our drinking water can be tested by putting strands of human hair into the reactor and bombarding it with neutrons. The arsenic in the hair will become radioactive and it can then be measured and studied. However, according to Edwards, every experiment now being done with nuclear fuel can also be done in non-nuclear accelerators which the University of British Columbia and McGill use. The accelerators charge non-nuclear particles to a very high speed which induces radioactivity.

Wright: tuition fees like$‘y .going up the 1986 operating budget and this means U W may be forced University of Waterloo stuto_ impose cutbacks. dents may be faced with in“On campus, the budget, situation is severe, and without creased tuition fees next extra restraints, the prospects September if government grants do not increase. for 19.86 are bad,” said Wright. “Budget projections include a U W president Douglas further two and a half’per cent Wright, told the Board of Govreduction on average expendiernors last Tuesday that extra ture.” restraints will be imposed next Gordon Andrews, an Engiyear if financial assistance from neering profesor and Board both the provincial and federal , member, suggested that most governments does not increase. universities in Canada are faced He said high operating costs, with similar predicaments and d coupled with low government universities may be forced to funding, is threatening a two look more towards students for and a half per cent increae in the necessary income. He said by Christihe Sinding Imprint staff

the recent Bovey Commission on university funding points to the government for further funding but the government, as of yet, has ignored the Commission’s findings. “The Bovey Commission states that universities need more dollars and if the govern-? ment can’t as&t, universities will be forced to up tuition fees,” said Andrews. Wright stressed that programming and services must not be disrupted in the process ofseeting operating costs, sgyis increasing lng, “expenditure more rapidly than revenue is coming into the university.”

JVew Charter will “Americanize” by Mike Wolfe Imprint staff

Roy Romonow, former Attorney General of Saskatchewan, told a WLU audience last Thursday night that Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms is “.Americanizing” Canal dian society. Delivering the Twelfth Annual Easton McCarney Mem. orial Lecture, Romonow said that the Charter represents “a dramatic transfer of authority from a system of (parliamentary) sovereignty- to a judicial

system.” He warned that there is a danger in enshrining rights in a document that isto be interpreted by the judiciary. Social justice and claims of rights are not interchangeable, and the Constitution can do no more than display logical options to aid judges in their decisions. Romon0.w questioned whether judges can be trusted to make decisions beneficial to all of society. Judges are not elected, their performance is not monitored, and the judicial system is not open to the partic-

He said the UW budget should have been monitored more carefullly over the past few years and now, the .“situation is exhausted”. Although enrollment is down this year from past years, Wright said enrollment won’t play a role in the coming budget problems. Over the past few years, enrollment has been higher than average. “The extra restraints will have a negative impact on everybody . .. but, we will try to ensure students continue to have access to all services,” said Wright.

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ipation of the general public. Therefore, Romonow said, criticism and questioning of the courts and judicial decisions must be encouraged so that such decisions meet the desires of society. The Charter. of Rights and Freedoms, originally designed to help the average person, may have done more for those who already enjoy political and econom+ power in Canada. “The said Charter,” Romonow, I

“must become a vehicle for the poor,” instead of drawing further away from them, as is presently the case. He warned that the rights expressed in the Charter should not be seen as absolute, because the less fortunate would then be afforded less protection. Romonow, before his 1982 electoral defeat, played an important role in the federal-provincial negotiations which led to the repatriation of the Canadian Constitution four years ago.

World Food Day focuses on hunger OTTAWA (CUP) - By the* year 2000 the world will have an estimated 1.18 billion young people but four-fifths of those youth will live in the developing world. According to the Canadian international Development Agency, most will be poor, live in rural areas and have children of their own. Most will be hungry. Danielle Gagnon, a programme officer for World Food Day (October 16), said the theme of World Food Day 1985, Youth and Food, is designed to draw attention to the plight of youth in the Third World, as well as educate first world youth about inequalities in food distribution. Gagnon said Canadian youth need to understand the different role youth in other countries play in food production. Most young people in developing countries work with their families to grow food. Youth also make up a much higher percentage of the population in devel-

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oping nations. For example, 44 per cent of the population in Mexico is under the age of 15, as compared to 23 per cent in Canada. “We need to make Canadian youth more aware of global food issues and parallels between hunger in the Third World and the number of people suffering malnutrition here,” said Gagnon. in Ottawa, the World Food Day office is sponsoring a Rich Person/ Poor Person dinner for eight high schools. Half the students get a typical rich person’s meal while the others get a poor person’s meal. Gagnon said the students will learn to understand the inequities that exist in the distribution of food. Established in 1981 to commemorate the founding of the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization in Quebec City in 1945, World Food Day is observed annually on Oct. 16 by people working against hunger in 147 countries.

-Venue changed as Fed Hall. was oWrbooked I . by Rick’Nigol Imprint staff

Plans to hold the Canadian Intercollegiate Squash ! Championships at Fed Hall this weekend have fallen through because the Federation of Students overbooked the building. The portable court required for the tournament would have taken three days to* erect, but this could not be done as two concerts were booked for this week (The Byrds on Tuesday and Genes on ~ Wednesday). “It’s basically just confusion .. . we didn’t get the bookmgs straight,” said Sonny Flanagan, president of the Federation of Students. Flanagan said part of’ the problem was that too many

people were involved with bookings over, the summer. There was a period between the departure of Gary Stewart and the arrival of David Simpson when no one person was respon’sible for programming. “With the transition in staff, different people were dealing with it (bookings),” said Flanagan. Organizers of the squash tournament were only told last Thursday of the mix up- Mike Taylor, sales manager for Playcon Recreational Equipment Ltd. of Kitchener, is angry that the arrangements for the tournament were cancelled at the last moment. His company was to have provided the portable court. Taylor said a great deal of work has been

done for the tournament, particularly by UW squash coach Barney Lawrence, and that it was a shame that plans had to be changed. “1 will never allow myself or my company to have anythi’ng to do with them (the Federation),” he added. The Federation sent a letter of apology to Barney Lawrence * about . the overbooking problem. Although disappointed, Lawrence said, “l’ve accepted their apologies. It’s no use being incriminating . .. these ’ things happen.” The squash tournament will go ahead this weekend at different venues. Some matches will be played at the courts in the Physical Activities Comples, while others will be played at the Kitchener Raquet Club on Duke Street.

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,Timid students earn’ the adminibtration’s contemot Timid!!!! That’s the only word to describe UW students’ response to what President Wright himself calls the administration’s policy of “pure -opportunism” in implementing the socalled computer service “fee”. In addition there’s the co-op “fee” up- by some 50%, the parking fees up 50%, the slashed academic budgets, like the 30% cut in Integrated (now ‘Independent’) Studies, the extra $14 for lockers which have always been included under your already healthy athletic fee. Wake up students! You are being had! Your student leaders talk of launching legal action against the university as a “last resort.” This is pathetically spineless, to be afraid of.legal action as a defence against the clearly illegal acts of the administration. Illegal? -Yes, the computer “fee” is illegal because it covers services provided by every other university under “tuition”. Premier Peterson calls it a “sneaky way to raise tuition.” Because tuition levels are set by the provincial government, not universities, it is, ergo, illegal. Only the- stiffest resistance is going to stop this opportunistic exploitation. And it is not just we, the current students, who are being exploited. Our younger brothers and sisters, and all who might one day hope to attend a university are threatened by these skyrocketing charges, surcharges and “incidental” fees. Doug Wright makes I soothing comments about not depriving students of university services. At the same time UW enrolment drops 4%. Now those 4% of students who are_ not ‘here, it seems to me, are being deprived of something - an Education! Andthat is what this whole

The issue is. universal accessibility and social ‘justicek , “pure opportunism” matter is about. Accessibility. And the cat is out of the bag as to why UW, alone among Canadian post-secondary institutions,yfinds it necessary to pick the pockets of its students to the tune of.$lOO in Math and Engineering to cover its sloppy budget management. UW is currently committed to a multimillion dollar investment in the new Computer Research ‘Centre, yet is unable to afford to operate what it already has. It’s apparent that the money is not there, and must be appropriated from your pocket and mine. All the while we keep hearing talk of the Bovey Commission. But Bovey said do this, and Bovey said do that, the administration tells us. But the Bovey Report has been rejected by the provincial government. Passing on the costs to students, and thus limiting university attendance to the rich has been rejected by the government and people of Ontario. But the administration has implemented several of Bovey’s recommendations already. Obviously, Wright was not expecting a Liberal victory in the last election. Thank goodness the Tories did not win. A 4% drop in enrolment was a Bovey recommendation. Increasing costs to students; that too was a Bovey recommendation.

The. UW administration,in its statements and in its has demonstrated utter contempt for students, and the interests of students. So wrapped up in their own, greedy ambitions to make this institution some kind of ‘MIT North’, they cannot - or certainly DO notcare a whit about accessibility. They gripe about lack of government funding, and their point is well taken. But the 15 other universities in _Ontario seem to be managing without computer fees, and also without “Computer Research Centres”. Why is UW in such bad financ!al shape, relatively speaking? Well, Doug Wright told us on Tuesday that the UW budget should have been monitored more carefully in the past. .-

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If students support Flanagan now, we will win this one . Now who is responsible for monitoring the UW budget? Is it the UW students? Or is it the UW president and Board of Governors? So who should pay for this reckless financial mismanagement? The students of course, because they won’t complain. Or will we? . If Doug Wright were the prime minister of a provincial or instead of a university, the national government, opposition would be clamouring relentlessly for his resignation, and for the re-imbursement of the computer “fee” to all students from whom it has been extorted, and an immediate stop to the construction of the Computer Research Centre. But, except for the voice of the students, there is no opposition to do the clamouring! Sonny Flanagan, the president of the student union, otherwise known as the Federation of Students, is the - no one else can be expected to go to voice of the students bat for us. It is up to tis to rally behind him with energy and determination. He cannot fight this cause for us without concrete demonstrations of determined support. Alternatively, we could take our lessonfrom Doug Wright and indulge in “pure opportunism”. We could ignore the plight of those who cannot now, and will not be able in the future to afford a university degree. We can bury our heads in the sand, cough up the extra hundred bucks for this, and fourteen bucks for that and hope we can get our degree and run before the cost of a degree looks like the price sticker on a Cadillac. . Maybe Wright has misjudged UW students. Maybe he hasn’t. The next seven months will tell the tale. Are we largely a body of self-serving opportunists? Or are we citizens of a free country, prepared to defend our precious liberty with constant vigilance, prepared to oppose ruthless opportunism in the name of the egalitarian ideals which underpin that liberty. It may seem trivial, but it’s not. If students cannot mount resistance to this travesty of justice, it bodes ill for the future of political freedoms in Canada. Doug

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Bill Allan is a brave man. He is brave to say he is gay,. braver to say he has PLS’Persistent Lymphadenopathy Syndrome, a form of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, or AIDS - and bravest to do something about it. Bill is forming the AIDS Committee of Cambridge, KitchenerWaterloo and Area, ACCKWA (say ‘aqua’), to provide public t information about AIDSPLS and to support people affected by the diseases. He needs more help. Bill may be dying. If the read.er at this point is ignorant enough to think AIDS is a gay disease, God’s punishment for homosexuals, evolution in action or something else worthy of a bathroom wall, s/he should consider this sobering information. Researchers believe AIDS originated in a heterosexual. Central African population, primarily affecting women. Then the HTLV-III virus spread to the Caribbean and Eurone. AIDS is spreading to non-male, non-gay groups- in Europe faster than in the U.S. and, reports say, the majority of the people hit by AIDS around the world have been largely engaged in heterosexual activity. For now, only one percent of AIDS transmissions in the U.S. are heterosexual. Even though one percent is a small number, don’t feel safe. New statistical categories for reporting AIDS are being generated as AIDS spreads to heterosexual and, especially female populations. In February, 1985, 22 per cent of reported AIDS

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cases in Canada were heterosexual, 8 per cent were female and 70 per cent were homosexual. There were 183 cases then. The Laboratory Centre for Disease Control (LCDC) in Ottawa now reports 309 cases, of which 150 have died. Some people estimate that these statistics may be two-thirds under-reported since AIDS reporting is mandatory in only four of our 10 provinces. French doctors have identified AIDS psychosis, a pronounced anxiety and fear of AIDS. This letter does not hopeto promote AIDS psychosis. It does hope to answer some questions before they are asked and to head off homophobic attacks. But most importantly this letter hopes to stimulate an interest in helping ACCKWA do its work. Whether your interest comes from a sense of self-preservation (remember, AIDS affects everyone!) or for more altruitstic and caring reasons, your time and money is appreciated by Bill / Allan, the estimated fifteen local people with PLS or AIDS, plus their families and friends. If you are still more scared than interested in helping, <remember AIDSPLS is only trasmitted through intimate contact with infected bodily fluids. More information will be presented on the October 23 AIDSPLS Information Night. Offering a hug, a shoulder to cry on, or a listening ear is not dangerous. Offering financial support to ACCKWA is safe. And donating time or money toward support and education is the best prevention. Contact ACCKWA through Bill at 749-0937.

Autumn is great, but winttir huts by Mike Lob

So fall is finally here, bringing us days of nifty breezes under a still-blazing sun woven with rare gasps of the wanner season. I like autumn and the dolour and smells of nature it brings. It softens the blow of having yet another summer disappearing, and the 1things we wanted to but did not do. Autumn is short but adequate

to hint and warn us against the onslaught of winter, giving us enough time to prepare for and expect what is next. I’m lucky this year, not having to worry about winter after a beautiful fall. By the time February brings blizzards and storms with holidays for snowed-in ‘fortunate‘s’; I’ll be at home enjoying the perpetual summer that I’ve grown up with in Malaysia and doing some of the things every Canadian dreams about while

looking at travel brochures on a day that ends when the sun goes down at 4:O0. When we shrted

Chris Gordon 2A Kin

Mike Urlocker’s article (September 13) on the availability of therapeutic recreation (TR) courses in the Department of Recreation and Leisure Studies was a well-written and balanced account of one more effect of provincial under-funding of universities. One aspect of the current situation was overlooked, however. I would like to draw attention to this omission. We have been able to fill one of our two therapeutic recreation vacancies with a new faculty member, Professor Adrienne Gilbert. Professor Gilbert brings a wealth of enthusiasm, professional contacts, and scholarly competance to her area of specialization. She has been able to pick up immediately the core course in TR and will also be teaching some electives. She is working long hours advising

snow to bury cars and houses and freeze their occupants, especially if they lived in a city called Buffalo. Watching news about the worst of blizzards and their aftermath then was like going through a live report of an unmanned probe landing on _ one of our less friendly planets. The screen was fuzzy and invariably the location was shot during night-time. Foreign is a mild word for it. _ But we heard good things about winter too. Snow fights, ski resorts and outdoor skating rinks may just as well be out in space,

TR students and in strengthening our contacts with professional associations and potential employers. We are lucky to have her in the Department. This one bright spot in TR must not go unrecognized. There is no denying we are understaffed in TR as well as in other areas of concentration. There is also no denying the ability, commitment, and enthusiasm of the faculty we do have. Professor Gilbert and her faculty colleagues will continue to see that our students receive the best recreation and leisure studies education available anywhere in Canada. Dr. Stephen L. J. Smith Chairnian, Department of Recreation

but the most thrilling thing for a child in Malaysia is probably a white Christmas. Althoygh most of us settle for Christmas as another opportunity to go to the beach, I would not trade a nice snowy Christmas for anything. And then there’s cross-country skiing, hay-rides on ayfreezing night with a huge moon, and building towering snowmen at two in the morning. Yes, winter can be fun. Somehow, with fourteen more years of living in the tropics than f have here, I still prefer an environment with more predictability and consistency; winter would be great for a three week holiday, no more.

and Leisure

Now in this few weeks of transition, when just’a sweater over a shirt will do, 1’11make the best of it. There are fall fairs to go to and the country or the woods are perfect for a long evening walk Try joining somebody for Thanksgiving, and if you haven’t done it

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Wants. wheel To the thief who took &y back wheel:

You may not think your little theft last night was very - significant - back wheels are generally worth less than $100 ” - but it still hurts. I will be without transportation until I replace it, because I’m not wealthy enough to own a car. Not only that, but that back wheel carried me and my lugIgage across Canada in the lsummer of 1984, on a 10,778

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Ret; Dept.. improving To the editor:

km. ride for charity. You are not the charity it was intended to serve. Unless you are more a cyclist than I expect, or have an unusually good fence, that wheel wili not be verv useful to vou. First, the .friewheel car&es an unusually wide gear range, suitable for mountain climbing. Unless you have a good touring derailleur, which will cost you about $50, that gear should ruin your old

before, dress up and go follow the kids during Halloween. Take in more deep breaths before winter comes and the cold air along with it. I think February will be more bearable if October is thoroughly enjoyed. d

derailleur within a cnuple of months. The gears on the freewheel are also spaced narrower than usual, so you will need a new chain - about $15. Finally, the tire has a European valve, which requires a special pump. The hole in the rim is too small to accept the other kind of valve. A new pump capable of putting the , required 95 psi will cost you

roughly $20. In short, it will cost you $85 or so to use that wheel. Another alternative is to give the wheel back to me. I will pay $40 for its return, no questions asked. Call Dave at 885-0456 and we’ll negotiate from there. Dave Shipley Indignant Student

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Computing has become a critical element qf one’s education and HKLS students therefore are wanting in their education. The computer fee issue has many complex facets to it and their Here we- have an example of how the fee has failed, some ramifications can lead to long term changes in our universities. students specifically and time will probably expose more of In this letter I will briefly report on the fee’s history, where it these quirks in the fee’s implementation. stands now and how it may affect us. - When the proposal was made$t was described as an opportunMy information is mostly of a general nature due to the fact ity for the university to increas’e revenues without increasing that much is constantly changing with respect to this fee and tuition above the legal limit. UW President Dr. Wright himself that even people in positions of authority are left reeling from described it as “pure opportunism.” the changes., The fee is generally accepted as a method of circumventing the During the preparation of this year’s budget, it was generally government’s tuition fee restriction. This raises concern over the understood that our university, was underfunded, as all others legality of the fee in the first place. One should at this point in Ontario. All the fat in UW’s budget had been used up and the realize that the computer service fee, unlike tuition, is unreguuniversity was searching for new ways of compensating for lated and can therefore climb at the whim of the university their underfunding predicament. By law, the administration administration. couldn’t raise tuition as high as they hoped to, so they conceived At the Board of Govern&s meeting in June where the fee tias alternate sources of revenue. The mandatory computer service approved Dr. Wright h-ad stated the fee would surely rise further fee was one such source. to truly reflect the cost of the computing s,ervices. This fee was proposed as a measure to ensure the qualit? and Som,e argue that th6 fee is justified to cover the cost of the variety of services integrated with our education which the services listed earlier by Dr. Winter. However, these services university provides. The fee would be paid whether or not you fall under the government’s category of items covered by tuition. use a computer and its revenue would be placed in a general fund The-fee which was originally proposed to maintain the quality from which many services receive their money. and variety of services has instead become a method whereby - Since the fee’s proposalth.erehave only been minor alterations the university can expand its computing facilities. Expansion is in its method of implementation. As it stands now, it is a mandanot wrong,. rather, it is desired, but to impose a fee on the ‘toryfee which varies from faculty to faculty and is supposedly grounds of maintaining a system is different than also making based on the average undergraduate usage in that faculty. There the students pay for upgrading and expansion which places an are two parts to that fee. One part goes directly to your faculty to added strain on students. maintain its computing facilities and the othergoes into a genTo charge students in this unregulated manner poses a threat eral fund to pay for things such as “computerized registration,, to the accessibility of our university to students in lower sociolibrary sign-out, and data processing,” said Associate Dean economic groups. This brings to mind many important quesWinter of Human Kinetics and Leisure Studies. tions. Does OSAP cover this fee along with tuition? Will other Due to criticisms of the fee, the university adIn>nistration has ’ mandatory service fees be-conceived to further expand univerTo the editor: agreed to slating the funds raised from the fee to maintaining sity facilities? Is this the first step towards a university where This is just a note to make the students of the University of and upgrading the undergraduate computer facilities. only the wealthy can attend? ~ Waterloo realize how truly fortunate they are. I am a recent One interesting development as a result of the fee are its If our university is able to maintain this fee, then surely.other gr’aduate of Waterloo and have begun graduate work at Queen’s repercussions in HKLS now that we pay our fee we actually have universities will follow by imposing their own mandatory serin Kingston. After orientation week and a couple of weeks of less access to computing facilities. This is a result of the Arts vice fees as a solution to their financial woes. Does this notclasses, I have learned how much Waterloo has to offer, both Faculty denying HKLS students accounts in Arts Unix even if defeat the purpose of tuition fee limits? academically a_nd socially. . they take an arts course. Up until last year, HYLS students who ’ The issue is complex and dynamic,‘and I am unable at this time I initially chose Queen’s because of its reputation and the had their prof’s signature were allowed Arts Unix accounts for to provide a more comprehensive letter on it. My, goal is to distinguished professors who teach here. Being somewhat ambitheir arts course. The Arts faculty’s reasoning is that students in prompt a needed exchange of knowledge on this topic and to tioub; I have been upset by professors who think I work too hard HKLS don’t support the Arts computing facilites and therefore inform students of the issue and its potential.hazards. and am taking too many courses. I currently have 15 hotirs of should not be allowtied to burden the system. I would hope that the .government increases ‘its funding to classes a week. I have also been encourage to repeat courses I’ve HKLS has next.to nothing as far as computing facilities of its and that the university remove this dangerous done in my undergraduate study, not for what I might learn but own. What therd is is buried in Burt Mathews Hall, which is an universities precedent of the mandatory computer fee. However, this will not to keep my average high. That’s fine with me but its not very administrative building and therefore is locked up aftei 4:30 happen unless studedts are informed and active. I ask you all to challenging acadhmically. every weekday and closed on weekends. consider the fee and what action students should be taking. In Socially, this university lacks the enthusiasm and the stamina The presence of the computers in BMH is a relatively well kept particualr, I ask other associations and societies to be outspoken of other schools such as McMaster, Waterloo, Western and WLU. secret. What is even a better secret is that undergrads can access and play an active role in this issue, regardless of perspective. Afer a week of absolute childish lunacy, including the famous - it but only after they have paid an additional fee. The existence ’ Thank You, grease poke event (boring), niohawk-shaved heads, and painting of the HKLS computers should have been made more accessible Jerry Kafieh kpeople purple (which washed out a few weeks later), I have to the undergrads. The faculty administration is responsible for President, Health Studies Students Assoc. realized that the fun ends and once school begins, the pubs are this lack of information. empty and the socializing ceases. Is it possible Queen’s students are suffering from a z-week hangover after frosh week? At Waterloo the spirit continues through the year, since people at Waterloo are hard workers, and hard partiers. A final note about Waterloo Fed Hall. When it first opened in problem. January ‘85, many people complained abqut various aspects of To the editor:. treaty would not be totally its bperation, funding, etc. Compared with, university-places Let me state first of all that I am not a proponent of nuclear . But as it stands,‘a disarmament like Alfie’s at Queen’s, the Spoke at Western, the Turret at WLU weapons. Nor am I a nuclear activist. Instead, I hold what is enforceable, and in my view there would always be the danger of having a country with two or three nuclear bombs lurking and the John at McMaster - Fed Hall is an overwhelming success. seeniingly a minority (or perhaps simply much less vocal) opinaround. If hostilities ever broke out in such a situation, these By far the best atmosphere, best music and best people. People ion: that in the current state of affairs of the world, destroying are friendly and unpretentious, unlike Quben’s where the majorbombs could prove to be quite effective in wiping out the opposour own nuclear weapons will not lead to peace, as much as well ity are conservative, preppy snobs. ing s’ide’s war nerve centre, and for destroying their electronics as we all wish it would. (“Own” is used to represent the Western (by exploding a botib high up in the atmosphere). There would Waterloo has a great balance of the social and academic countribs, of course -- Canada has no nuclear’weapons, nor any aspects imperative for a happy 2nd succesful university life. So, be no MAD situation to act as a deterrent for this, assuming that defensive force of any rea! consequence), don’t complain Waterloo, you’ve got style and personaliti and I You see, I’m a skeptic. at heart: I seriously doubt that ail the the other side had lived up to the treaty obligations. I thfnk that the general public should take a good look at this miss you. count-ries signing some kind of quclear disarmament treaty side df the issue before making a decision. Opposing the use of Jeffrey Douglas would ditch ail pf their weapons. In my view at least one of the nuclear weapons is a nice concept, but you have to be realistic. Waterloo ‘85 sup’erpowers -- Russia, most likely, since it’s harder to check on Queen’s ‘87 their defense systems -- would keep at least a few bombs in Once technology has been developed, there is no going back, and there will never be such a thing as total disarmament. It’s a sad storage somewhere, ready for future use. As the system operates fact of human life that we’ll simply all have to accept, no matter now, there is a deterent to using nuclear weapons in an outwliat the nuclear activists say, and it doesn’t look as if it will break of hostilities: the fact that neither side would survive, and change for a good while. But we can always hope. possible also that a good deal of the planet would be destroyed. To the editor: non-contact hockey. A group This is commonly known es “MAD” -- Mutual Assured Destrucof interested players, of which ’ My complaint is directed tion. Not exactly the best situation,-but we’ve coped with it so .Eric Giguere towards the Columbia icefield I’m one, entered a team in the C far and perhaps some tedhnology in the future will alleviate the Math 1A , programming staff. For the league. We were later summer term a non-contact informed, .due to a lack of hockey league was run rather interest, the league wouldn’t than the conventional A & B be run for the term. contact levels. As a result of Firstly, I would like to suggood overall refereeing, I gest that the time set aside for: think I can speak for most by a non-contact league (at least saying there was a lot of good in part, once a week) should be . hockey played (i.e the unnemade available to those interested in playing. Secondlyi I’d cessary heavy contact/brawling was reduced to good like to appeal to all players checking and jostling in the who are interested in playing corners which is without a “hockey” to show an interest doubt a component of the in this league and to move game) away from this head hunting This fall term, as well as the style that often detracts (as past. spring term, the PAC evident in any level of play) issued a campus ret program from the truly exciiing game of hockey. booklet offering A & B conG. Mackinmn tact levels as well as C level To the editor:

Queen’s sucks!

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Pageants: personal choice _ To the editor:

into careers of fashion and Hooray for common sense! I’m modelling, where good looks glad some people (A. Yoshiand polished social graces are oka, J. Narveson, September advantageous? Certainly, 20, 1985) have expressed their physical beauty is not the only tolerance towards the Miss measure of a person’s worth, Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant. but -what better way is there The University environment for a young person to make should be one ,of enlighten, personal choices than to see ment, not censorship. We alternate viewpoints ’ presshould remember that as a ented? There are many issues publicly funded institution, it of concern to women that need belongs to the community as urgent attention. Let’s not well tis the student body, and waste time and energy should be available for comdegrading and censoring the munity events. legitimate actions of other Are these pageants not stepcitizens of our society. ping stones. for .young women Philip Moddle Earth Sciences

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Star Wars .iS.the bes-t-defence\ to the editor:

Using the same criteria by which a member of Project Ploughshares suddenly becomes an “expert” on the subject of “Star ’ Wars”, I can be considered an “expert” on the subject of asparagus simply because I hate the vegetable. It doesn’t matter that I can’t grow asparagus, that I don’t know what kinds of nutrients are in asparagus - asparagus is a vile vegetable that must be banished from the nation’s tables. Why should I bother to better educate myseIf about the potential benefits of asparagus, when it is so readily apparent that .asparagus is bad? Why don3 Messers. Kapur, Regehr and Hepburn climb down, from their ivory tower and better acquaint themselves with the benefits of strategic defence? (Imprint, September 27) Apart from the sanctimoniousness of these men,. upon what credible arguments do they base their opposition to the Strategic Defence Initiative (SDI)? Certainly anyone remotely familiar with the . current balance of Soviet and American nuclear forces would . never make statements to the effect that SD1 is “not an effective way of dealing with the nuclear arms build-up in the Soviet Union.“- Nor would they continue to maintain that SD1 has to destroy 100% of incoming warheads in order to work as intended.So far, SD1 seems, like a remarkably effective method of

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I am writing in response to a letter contained in last week’s Imprint, entitled “Everyone but students show”. Although I sympathize wholeheartedly with Mr. Wile’s frustration at the poor turnout for the African Walk for Life, I feel I must set the , record straight on a few points. Firstly, it came as a tremendous shock to discover that I had “co-sponsored” the event. Although Mr. Wile met repeatedly with then Vice President University Affairs, Gayle Laws, he at no time formally met with me on an individual basis, although I did sit in on two of the meetings between Ms. Laws and Mr. Wile. At both of these meetings I expressed my concern for treating the very complex and grave problems in the Third World in such a

destroys only 20% of inbound warheads. The entire concept of a achieving deep and lasting cutbacks in the strategic nuclear forces of both superpowers. Last year, the Soviets returned to first strike relies on the fact that over 99% of the missiles launched will reach their designated targets. If a random 20% of the table at Geneva in an effort to negotiate an end to SDI. Given vital targets survive, the damage that they can inflict upon the that stopping SD1 is such a high Soviet priority, who knows aggressor will be unacceptable. With the layered defence prowhat other concessions they are prepared to make if SD1 is used vided by SDI, over 99% of America’s strategically important as a “bargaining chip” in Geneva? SD1 is the most credible deterrent to nuclear war currently on targets such as command centres and missle fields can expect to survive such an attack. SD1 will improve the current unstable the horizon simply because it removes the-option of an effective strategic situation and hence reduce the threat of nuclear war. counterforce attack (first strike1 from the Soviet Union. The *option of such an attack has long been closed to the Americans Whether the legions of pacifists out there like it or not, Ameri,due to their comparatively small number of land-based ICBM’s ca will deploy some kind of ABM system within the next and the depth of the USSR’s Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) sys- -decade. The Americans will do it with or without the support of their allies in NATO. This is not an occasion for hand wringing, terns. Since the majority of the Soviet nuclear weapons are land it is a cause for celebration! If America wishes to deploy SDI, the based ICBM’s with their inherently higher accuracy, it is the Soviets, not the Americans, who can conceivably launch an Soviets face two choices: they either confirm our worst suspicions by attempting to build up their offensive weapon systems effective first strike: The threat posed by the offensive nuclear (a threat which is much easier to negate from the point of the forces of the Soviets would be significantly reduced by any ABM defender), or the Soviets negotiate significant cutbacks in offenscheme, SD1 included. It is this threat which can be fully exploited in times of international crisis to further the ends of the sive nuclear forces in return for not proceeding with the deploy, ment of SDI. This time we win. Soviet Union. Effective nuclear attack means that the aggressor destroys all R$n’$ Arthur of his objectives while sustaining “acceptable” damage levels in return. SD1 is the best deterrent to a first strike, zeven if it

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fragmented and trendy fashion. As well, I felt that the public’s attention had already waned with reference to the tragedy of starvation in ’ Africa, and had resettled on the racial difficulties in South Africa, although perhaps the Walk would have been too late for that one as well. I Upon further reflection, however, I have decided that maybe it wasn’t a problem of the public’s short attention span at all. Maybe people are simply tired of turning their social consciences off and on according to what does and what doesn’t rate on the big status quo tragedy scale. Maybe they are sick of being fed their world issues cut-up and predigested by condescending specialists with much better developed guilt consciences than their own. Or maybe they are just tired of being asked to give

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Nevertheless, I would like to commend Mr. Wile on his hard work and his enthusiasm for helping others. I can empathize with his anger and, frustration as I have been in ‘similar situations myself. What I do not appreciate is being fingered as one of the blue-meanies whose dedication to social justice is equivalent to that of a --gumdrop (or Mr.

It’s time to take a firm stand on racism gists such as Sokol. One-man one vote is the cure for the ills I am writing in response to that have afflicted South Brad Sokol’s letter of SepAfrica for centuries. If, as Mr. tember 20, entitled “S.A. RaSokol points out, the South cism unlike ours”. He mad’e government is not several incorrect a’nd mislead- _ African providing good education for ing statements which I would blacks, surely he must realize like to correct. ‘ that the situation is not going The contention -that if the to change until the people can black people of South Africa govern themselves. Mr.. Sokol, were given the vote todav. the every people have a right to country would be destroyed is misgovern themselves. a bogus and specious arguSecondly, Mr. Sokol refers ment. This argum-ent is careto the viable South African fully nurtured by the racist economy. It is an economy regime in South Africa and based on plentiful natural reoften parrotted by their apolo-

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ealing vVith stress. by Graeme Peppler Imprint staff _ Last Thursday, the University of Waterloo’s Mature Student Services presented a one and a half hour workshop on study and stress in which such concepts’ as stress and anxiety reduction were discussed as well as the nature and form of stress. Chaired by Ron Walsh- of Counselling Services,the’forum was geared mostly for the inter: ests of mature students, although the concepts discussed. are generally applicable to all students who seek methods to deal with stressful situations or who would like to learn methods which can prevent , stress and the resulting mental and physical anxieties from arising. Dealing for the most part with I ways to reduce stress caused by the perennial student problems -- assignments, tests and exams, high-set standards and expectations - Walsh stuck to his principle idea of the session, that being how to moderate our pain, adding that “we

too often associate pain with learning.” “We have a memory for pain and for things that are difficult,” said Walsh about stressful learning experiences which often affect students to such a degree that they “worry instead of problem solve.” One of the concepts discussed during the workshop was the “body scan” - an anxiety reducing method to lower arousal levels by inducing muscle relaxation and controlling the rate of respiration. This therapeutic method is essential to control anxiety, the effects on behavior of which are an inability to think effectively, to remember instructions or training, or to work out problems clearly and objectively. By contrast, stress can also manifest itself in the form of depression, boredom, and a lack of energy. Stress does not always produce negative reactions. Walsh indicated; often, anxiety can be a good thing by keeping the student “on his toes” and making

him/ her interested in what they many of their cases, they have are doing. This is known as full or -part-time jobs, families facilitative anxiety. to -raise, or quite simply haven’t When anxiety increases to been at school in several years. the point that it gets in the way Several ways to break the worry habit were introduced, of what we need or want to do, among them being for the stuit became debilitative. Two components of anxiety dent to distinguish between have been identified: there exist what is problem solving and physiological reactions such as what is worrying, as well as to a. pounding heart, tense musgive oneself positive instruo cles, and shallow breathing, and tions. one finds also a worry compoEmotional and physical tennent, the type of dialogue one sions can be reduced either by caries-on with oneself about building resistance through how badly you’re doing, how Y proper health habits such as incompetent you feel. sleep, nutrition, and exercise, or “A deadline is the most by simply talking about one’s stress-producing situation” for problems with another person. “The overriding aim of stress a student explained Walsh, who went on to add that, for the prevention is to keep one’s mature student, thoughts of arousal level down,” said “I’m too old to concentrate,” Walsh. When asked how one and feelings, that “because prevents the onslaught of stress, they’re older, they should know Walsh emphatically replied: these things,” are stress-prov“Don’t procrastinate ...” oking thoughts in themselves. Walsh is available through Very often, the mature stuthe University of Waterloo’s dent arrives at University with Counselling Services. He runs high expectations : they set weekly stress workshops for standards which are hard to students and plans to have his achieve particularly since, in next session begin in October.

Chnpzit~r Crime risirig by lkcole Gnutzman Imprint staff

The old stick-em-up, hold-emup -crimes are passe. Society now has a new type with which to deal, a more cerebral crime, the whitecollar computer crime of “opportunists.*’ _ According to Detective Sergeant ‘Jim Hickling of the Anti-Rackets branch of ihe 0.P.P -who spoke at the Moth & Computer building on Wed. September 25 - the possibilities are endless for these so-called “opportunists.” Various cases and statistics highlighted by the Detective Sergeant reveal the rise of computer crime in our society today.

On the whole , computer i&rime only makes up for 16% of all losses of which 3% can be traced to penetration by outside forces. The other 13% is the result. of theft, fraud, or embezzlement on the part of employees. The F.B.I. claims that the average computer take is around $502,000, but the ,x:potential”, as Hickling referred to it, is virtually limitless (as in the case of Wells Fargo who last reported 22 million). Hickling made it quite clear that he was here only to point out the risk factor, rather than to demonstrate how we can become proficient in using our computers for illegal financial gain.

“No system is, in fact, secure.” We at U W are the forerunners of this particular phase, because in the early -70’s three professors broke the security code ot the U.S. Government (which the government claimed would take over a 1,000 years to do), and.the professors did it‘in one half hour! Should we cheer or feel apprehension? (Apprehension may indeed be felt in regard to the fact that Kingston Penitentiary is now offering computer literacy programs to its inmates.) With the increasing amount of computer literate people comes an increase in computer literate criminals. The F.B.I.,

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parents. Not me, I fought the dog for mine (I bit him a few times and he had to get shots). As well, many of my friendswere allowed to spend time indoors and could even sleep there if they wanted to. I didn’t know what a bed was until someone explained it to me. Finally, the tipper’was the fact that my friends were allowed to walk and talk to their parents - in public. Now I’m starting to see the picture in its true light. Apparently, life was not supposed to be a miserable sewer of an existence &I which my parents yelled at me from a distance. Greetings were not always a smack in the head and a snappy “W&e up - you miserable excuse for a human being.” They told me that if I misbehaved, lightning would strike me and teach me a lesson. What sort of a lesson could I pet from being burnt to a crisp. Bandages were not a dailyl tthingfor most people. It was then I decided tocheck out this remarka bly different lifestyle called Humanity. After verifying these fantastic stories of decency and respect, I decided this was for me. I told my parents that I . wanted the same privileges as my brothers and my sister and ’ they laughed so hard that they dropped the bucket of ice water for my bath. It was then that I realized that I was an emotionally abused middle child, scarred for the rest of my life. -My therapist says that I’m doing well and I should get used to wearing clothing any day now. Pretty soon, I’ll leave the peaceful surroundings of the institution and go out into the real world and try out my new personality. Maybe I’ll even visit my parents (wherever they moved again).

uw PC’S for Larry by Neal Bonnor Imprint staff UW will be sending three Larry Grossman supporters to the November 15-16 Ontario Progressive Conservative leadership convention. On September 26, The Kent Hotel’s pub, CALIBER, hosted a tension-filled delegate selection meeting of the UW Progressive Conservative Campus Society. The competition was fierce as three delegates were chosen from a field of nine candidates vying for a place at the convention in Toronto. The ’ field of candidates almost outnumbered the eligible voters, as only 29 PCCS members showed up for the meeting. “Hard work won it,” proclaimed ari exuberant Warren Maycock, a third-year B.A. student and one of three winning candidates. Unlike the other two delegates, this convention will be Maycock’s first, and he intends to support Grossman. Barbara ‘Johnston, the only female winner, interrupted her work term in Toronto to be at the meeting. Her win came from the support of “lots of friends, including other co-op students,” she said. Citing that she was “more politically aware because of the last leadership convention” that she attended in February (which chose Frank Miller as leader), the fourthyear political science student said that she would now work for Grossman at his Toronto headquarters. The third winning candidate, Bill Tiiford, a second-year Math-Business Joint Honours student, also cited “lots of friends on the floor” as the main reason for his success. While stating that he would pursue important student issues with the three leadership contenders before casting his ballot, Tilford admitted that he has “been working for Larry Grossman for a while now as, a volunteer.” Youth delegates must pay $100 to attend the leadership convention, this time to be held in Toronto’s Convention Centre. Although the convention is scheduled to last only 2 days, as opposed to 3 last time (“to cut costs”, said Barbara), all three candidates are still looking forward to the hospitality suites in which the three contenders Grossman, Alan Pope and Dennis Trimbrell - serve delegates with free food and liquor. h- “Y. s *

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Promoting betterscommunication on campus importance of creating a balance between teaching and learning kits. Apparently, frosh who lived in the Villages were encourage to and that we must learn to contribute to the university environment. buy kits from the village as well as from their society, thus duplicatOne of the main issues discussed at this seminar was the lack of ing the service. This created conflicts over the increased costs to the identity many societies feel due to the lack of available meeting Villagers. There was a question as to whether Village Orientation space. This was stressed by the smaller societies on campus who felt was really needed as life in the Village was orientation itself. The that the interaction between members, which is so important, was possibility of promoting a stronger society orientation was dis inhibited by lack of space. Dr. .Brzustowski commented that the cussed. In order to better prepare for orientation, rt was felt that a Computer Research building, scheduled for completion next fall, special Events Co-ordinator be hired year round to-co-ordinate all will ease some of these restrictions and that increased space in the special events and improve consistency of programs. Overall, orknMath building will further meet the students’ needs. Of course, this tation was a success as ties were developed through each society. space prodlem will not be solved overnight and society representa Irene Wright, this year’s C.o-ordinator of Orientation,evenfs. ‘felt trve’s were urged to prepare a description of their functions for space that orientation went well for frosh and that “they got impressions’ requirements and send it to Space Utilization and Planning office at Ifwhat they’re all about.” Programs such as Shinerama and the Needles Hall. As well, backing by other societies and gaining the Campus Wide Rally were very positive and improved the image of Waterloo’s orientation, Al McGowan, president of Eng. Sot., felt Dean’s support would also help. that it was important to “make sure orientation is directed towards Many societies felt that their orientation activities were a success this year as many people enjoyed themselves with very few incifrosh”. dents. The only conflict that occured was the duplication of Frosh The Big Brother/Big Sister program on campus has been a success in making the frosh feel secure and will continue to expand througout the department. Peter Geary of the Arts Student Union wasconcerned about the safety of orientation programs and felt that we were lucky that there were no major accidents during frosh week at Waterloo. It was suggested that during pub crawls, one of the two bus leaders not Carol Pitkamen has found that more graduates drink. It was also suggested that a first aid session be held prior to are signing up for workshops since they’re “planorientation to make people aware of safety. ning for permanent jobs.‘* The dates available are Finally, Eng. Sot. and Math Sot. showed an interest in working geared for graduates and regular students, rather towards dissolving the hostile attitudes toward each other and than for co-op students. Post-graduate students , improving relations through better communication. also have attended in the past. The workshops are new to the University of Waterloo. The- program began in the early 1970’s. Ms. Pitkamen feels that.the workshops “are really good for students” to attend since asserting yourself in the working world is “more important than ever due to the tight job market”. A concern of Ms. Pitkamen’s is that students don’t spend “as much time as they should on resumes.” Since finding a job is “like a majorpaper or exam, ” students should put more effort one Hamburger per table per hour into writing their resumes. It is possible to go to (cheeseburger .20e extra) . an outside agency to get a resume written, but $ \ 0 L Ms. Pitkamen advises against this because a re(Present coupon with order) sume is a personal thing that needs self-asses*Valid until December 31, 1985 (a) ment. If you plan to attend the sessions, it is advised One/T&o people - only $3.00 per hour that you first attend Self Assesment and Prepar- _ Westmount Place, Waterloo, Telephone 8844042 ing to Write Your Resume, followed by Resume Writing and finally, Resume Critiquing. Self AsOpen 1l:OO a.m. lo 11 :Od p.m. sesment and Resume Writing are prerequisites to Enlrance between Pharmacy and Royal Bank (downstairs) Resume Critiquing, since each participant will Pool (Snooker and Boslon) Aicade (Video Games, Pinball Machines) need a draft of their resume to work with. de load and soft Each of the sessions are an hour long and will ? be held in Needles Hall room 1020. COUPON

by Glenn Rubinoff An Inter-Society Workshop was held this past week by the Engineering Society, “To get better communication between societies in general,” said’ Mike Hagley, second Vice President of Eng. Sot. and the organizer of the meeting. . This workshop was held because of the success of the first InterSociety Workshop last March. Such meetings provide opportunities for representatives of various student societies to discuss common concerns. Ian Mitchell, from the Board of Communications of the Federation of Students was on hand and encouraged societies to make use of the Federation as a resource for orientation and society events, and to promote ,greater communication between societies and the Federation. Dr. T.A. Brzustowski, U W’s vice-president, academic, attended the workshop to discuss his role as chairman of the Long Range Planning Committee. The purpose of this committee was to move towards an equality of student Jife on campus. He stressed the

bJob Search Workshops -’ ’ by Su Tedesco Imprint staff Job Search Workshops are designed to “help give you the edge” in lookingXfor a job, according to one ‘of the program directors, Carol Pitkamen. Although the workshops don’t place students in jobs, they do train people to sell themselves. Workshops include sessions on Self Assesment, Resume Critiquing, Interviewing . Skills, Summer Job Search and Creative Job Search (for a full-time job). Full listings about the workshops can be found in Needles Hall at the Graduate Placement Office, room 1001. Students should sign up one week ahead for the workshops, to be held throughout October and November. This will give the directors and idea of the materials necessary for the sessions. While they don’t like workshop attendance to surpass thirty people, the directors will try to accommodate everyone by scheduling .additional workshops if necessary. The most popular workshops are Resume Writing and Critique and Interview Skills. In this session the program is introducing two new workshops, Self Assesment and Asserting Yourself in the job interview. All students are welcome to join the’workshops. First and second year students may join to help themselves find summer jobs, however,,

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CFS not giving us the exposurewe want . OTTAWA (CUP) - Some Ontario universities and colleges are re-evaluating their membership in Canada’s largest student lobby group, preferring to focus their efforts on the provicial student organization, The University of Ottawa and Algonquin College are unhappy with the low profile the I Canadian Federation of Students has on their campuses and the University of Gaelph has expressed dissatisfaction with

the organization’s emphasis on social issues. A council. member at Carleton wants the university to pull out, even though Carleton was a founding member. Doug Eatwood, * arts and science representative at Carleton says the Ontario Federation of Students offers the same services as CFS. “Our lobbying efforts should be concentrated at the provincial level. For the money, we should pull

out of CFS and concentrate on OFS.” Eastwood says he intends to lead a pull-out referendum at Carleton but council president Tony Macerollo says Eastwood’s attitude is wrong. “People are looking at the CFS on a cost benefit analysis. It’s hard to determine political effectiveness in terms of money.” Prospective members U of Ottawa, whose students pay only 5 per cent of the $4 fee, is

concerned with the low profile to keep the student body inof CFS on campus. “CFS formed. I’m sure there are stushould be more visible on camdents who haven’t heard of the pus, to know the problems of CFS, but many of these stu-’ each campus. They have to sell dents haven’t heard of their own themselves better,” says Ri- student council either,‘* she chard Lemay, vice president ex- said. ternal there.’ Liz Kwan, vice presidentexBarbara Donaldson, chairternal at the - University of person of CFS, says the organiGuelph, says they dropped, out zation doesn’t have the time or _ of CFS two years ago because the resources to carry a high of the concentraton on non-stuprofile on each campus. “It% up dent issues “like blacks and to the local student associations Central America, not educa-

tional student issues. They have to ecide what kinds of issues th d are going to focus on,” Kwan said. While denying CFS gets into social issues, Donaldson says the organization has problems: “I think we’ve tried too many things. And we have tried to please the. non-members more than the members. But part of the problem is the students don’t recognize themselves as a political entity,” she says.

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by Neal Bonnor collect and keep all door proImprint staff ceeds, and shall also receive six Stating that Federation Hall percent (6%) of the gross inis a “borderline operation at the come from the bars, less sales .moment,” - Chuck McMullan, , tax” at all non-exclusive, live Fed Hall Manager, pleaded society events in Fed Hall, ineluding those held on wee,with student -society presidents at the September 25 Committee kends. of Presidents meeting to change According to Health Studies the current practice of skimStudents Association president, ming 6% off bar sales’ at weeJerry Kafieh, the 6% payoff was kend, society events. “Fed Hall meant as “an incentive for sois not being run as a business; cieties to fill the place.” it’s being run on the whims of The problem, said McMulthe societies,” McMullan said lan, stems from the fact that when asked to comment on the Fed Hall generally makes issue. money only on three days of the Last January, the Federation week -- Thursday, Friday, and of Students at ‘Waterloo Saturday -- and that this money adopted a “Federation Hall must cover the pub’s operation Bookings Policy For Societies.” for six days. “Live entertainThe document reads, in part, ment is not a big money that the student societies “will -maker,” he said,‘“so as soon as final score was’ 7-3 for Ryerson..

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you start interfering with those’ three days you limitthe viability of the’ pub.” He said that live events generally lose money because “the cover charge at’ the door deters students from attending, and people stop drinking when the band begins playing.”

While McMullan was op- ’ posed to giving the societies their 6% on weekends, he had no objections to handing over the money if the societies held their events on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Most society presidents seemed amenable to McMullan’s proposal, but the Committee deferred a decision until the next COP meeting to allow for further discussion.

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by Ian Lipton . ’ Imprini gaff Ian Mitchell, .a third year Economics student, is currently Chairman of the Federation Board of Communications. He. maimains that it is the experience that he has gained from’ that position that makes him most qualified for the’positi,on t of vice president, university affairs for the Federation. “By chairing the Board o.f Communicatioris, I have had an, opportunity to be involved in all sides of the Federation*‘, he , said: “I’have developed ~~f~ctive-cdmmuniE~~ib’h skills and I ‘* am aware of the needs of the students.” Mitchell feels that it is this, and the ability to get, things done, that are his most important. attributes. Mitchell considers the mandai’ory computer fees, student housing, and the proposed student charter of rights to be the ~ most important issues facing the student body. “By imposing universal computer fees, the university administration . has acted unfairly and- it is now the responsibility of the Federation to determine how to protest , the situation,” he said. Mitchell is currently acting chairman o,f a committee that has been set up by the Federation to address this issue. I, The committee is considering several. courses‘ of action, _ including consulting a lawyer, witholding the\computer fees for the winter term, seeking the support of the Ontario . ‘Federation of ‘Students and the Canadian Federation of Students, and holding a campus-wide referendum. , . Mitchell - strongly favours constructing student townhouses on the north campus and increasing co-op housing as immediate sohitions to the lack of student housing But he sees the townhouse project as a short term-solution. only. He a’dvocates’attacking the’problem at its source and he cites a Waterloo city bylaw as being partially responsible for the problem. “Currently, a maximum of five unrelated \ adults may live iir a house in Waterlo-ooat one time,” he said.. “This n.umb%r should be increased so that more students can live in some-of the larger rental houses.” Also, Mitchell suggests restricting Village I and Village II . to first and second year students only and letting upper year students live in the proposed townhouses. Mitchell, thinks poor student,+ommunity relations are developing in some areas due to the “rowdy activities of a few student neighbours.‘*-He feels that students should be made aware of their obligations as tenants, and the. -consequences not fulfilling those obligations. .’ ’ ‘As. VPWA’T,. he said, “1 will attempt to administer these proposals.” .. On the proposition for a student charter of rights, Mitchell said that “you can’t assume too much about the administration’s powers on campus.” He maintains that the student charter of rights will give the students a clear cut. idea of where they stand in terms of-student-faculty relations. An example of something which he feels should be included in a charter of rights. would be the. student’s right to see fmal exam papers. Currently, a student must file an appeal before a‘ccess to the exam can be granted Mitchell wouldlike to see students able to access their exams whether they launch an ,ap-peai or not. On the question of communications, Mitchell advocates increased student access to Federation meetings and promises to maintain an “open door” policy. i Referring to Imprint, he believes that strains that once existed between the newspaper and the Fzderation have disappeared. “Previous holders bf the VPUA office have failed to provide &ordination and cohesiveness between the Federation and the societies and students,” he said. “If I get elected, I’ll use -my experience to change that and to bring organization and new ideas to the office.”

by Ian Lihn : . Imprint &3$f Al Revesz, a second year Physics student;wants to bring new representation to the executive of @e Federation, of Students. Revesz .said that “because Science and Math students do not hold positions on the Federationexecutive”, ’ it is time to elect someone from one of those faculties who is . aware of the needs of those students-~ - I- , Revesz considers himself well qualified. to represent those . . faculties;.,:He, is currently an a~~~~~~~e~.~~J~Ithe;-i~~~~ce if Society, and is an executive member ofthe--Physics ‘club.: Revesz says that he gained insight into the operation ofthe Federation of Students through >his. work on this year’s < Orientation Committee, as well as his involvement in the Federation Board of Entertainment. He is currently a member of the B.Ent security crew:. Improving school spirit .is orie of Revesz’s priorities, and * he-has already started working toward that goal. As a disc jockey on CKMS’. and as the “Bird Man” for. this year’s orientation activities, he is trying to-t‘biing back” some of the _ 9 UW ‘school spirit. . Revesz considers the mandatqry computer fees the most “If we’don’t stop-it (the computer ’ urgent issue-to be resolved. . ‘fees) soon, there’s no stopping it at all”, he’said. Revesz feels .( the precedent that is being established by the computer fees is dangerous not only to this university, but to juniversities’ across Ontario and Canada. “If other universites see the U W administrationincreasing tuition . fees through these computer fees ’ without any opposition from, the students,, they too will use that as a means’of getting over the government*stablished tuition fee . . ’ . -+-, ceiling”, he said. He feels that if computer fees are going to be charged.they ” should be based on “computer usage.” L’ “The computer fees should be paid according to -the -! ’ number of coursestaken that require the use of computers”, he said. “For example, a student taking several computer I courses should pay more than a student taking one computer , course.” ‘_ Revesz promises that he will. work directly with the universtiy administration to resolve the problem. And to. ensure support from the student body, he will hold .a referendum on the issue. In the meantime, Revesz feels that the committee which has been established ‘by the Federation to examine the issue should continue. He also encourages students to hold.back their computer fees for the winter term if the problem is not resolved to the satisfaction of the student body before then, Another important issue that Revesz feels ghould be j_ ‘addressed is the lack of student housing. I-Ie i’s’in support of . the townhtiuse proposition that was released by the Federation. “Building t%jwnhouses oiucampus will relieve I some, of the problem,” he said. Revesz is also concerned with the potential of -development of “student,ghettos” around Waterloo. “When areas of the city become concentrate,d with student housing, the quality of the accommodations deteriorates, and the area itself starts to deteriorate,” he said. “Landlords become neghgent in maintaining the houses.** : . To help prevent more‘ ghettos from forming,“Revesz suggests working with the Waterloo city council aid promoting integration of students into other residential ” communities. , Reveszalso promises to explore the feasibilitylof forming. . a Federation-run cheque-cashing service. He would, as well, like to see the expansisn of the Physical ,’ Activities Comnlex. Revesz said:that he works President Sonny Flanagan, and current Federation administration. -

.. by Andrew SaikaIi’ . \ .I’ 3mprint Staff s -.; . “I have a strong determination to see goals achieved,” Says , VPUA candidate Scott Forrest, and. he has severaIg@s in .- mind. The third year Recreation student agrees, hojvever, 1 . that the’most criticalissue facing U,W students todavis the mandatory computer fee, levied against students in aiifacul‘ties; - _ .i-- , ’ I .. __ ; ‘.: . . . _ - -

1, I. sort, isalso an alternative. I ~ . kForrest., if elected VPIJA, promises to join the committee, which has been set up to deal with the fee, situation, and. would -do his “best to work within the committee,‘?.rather ‘a‘ than attack the problem alone. He supports the committee’s recent action - sending some 3,000 Ietters to students now ’ ona work term. He wants the coopers to understand that _ “)hey ,are not taking an ilIega1 8”f, hy not paying” Forrest also believes that the uruversity “Irasano’bIigation to provide a breakdown of how the co#@ut&&es-are be&g ’ spent.? This, he maintains,, should b&&Iear, faculty. by ‘faculty analysis, and should be made pubIic to- the stud&t I _’ (‘ body. II . . .. _.’ housing sbor_ 1 Another issuethat Forrest ad&&&&he 3 tage facing. U W students. Two’ app,~~&st totreat the. problem. ,For -on-campus‘hous~~.,E supports the cur- ’ rent proposal to erect fourperson,&i&ih~ unitsonN&th ~C~ny~& yhile it is not a cure+& ~For&st bebeves &t itis i . positive frrst step.-As. for off-campushousi& he~adv&$t&s* approaching the Waterloo City Council and encouraging IO-+ contractors to ,increase cfeu%lopment - au: approtih * thitt w3uld put money into th&&$m’&&ty a4 a whole: ’ . . _-.

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The third plank of For&& -eIect~on~ pIatfo& he says concerns. the expansion of PAC facilities. Says Forrest “Wal terloo has first rate.academics but third rate athietics.” The problem is sunder-funding: Furrest, who. 6s reo&tIy appointed to the UW Senate. Task l?orce.On;i:IntercoIIegiate Athletics, cites “thelow ahrmni suppo@&c@mpared with other’universities,” as a major factor. As ftiigenerating funds . from the current student popuiation, muchof this money bas ’ already been put towards othei Ieisurepro$&ts(i.e. Fed HaII, \ . hockey rink)., . :. ,\ r ,.

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by Paul Done Imrwint Staff Fed ‘Hall’s recent inundation with burnedout performers might lead one to believe that it has become a franchise operation of Lulu’s. In recent weeks Murray McLauchlaq the Byrds, Chris Spedding and Roy Harper have all dragged their weary carcasses in the direction of Fed Hall. -

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Roy Harper’s performance was an utter waste of time. There is no room for the smug eulogising of self-satisfied hippies. Watching him sitting up on stage making inane comments about flying, one could but pity the

fool. Harper’s “art”; consists of guitar-playing which is no more than a mind-numbing acoustic roar, reminiscent of second rate heavy metal. Lyrically, he spouted the worst type of bombastic, nonsensical drivel: Havin lost the ability to say something meanin 9 ul in .a clear, concise fashion, he re6orts to flowery, naturalistic imagery in an attempt to obtain some sort of credibility. The final element which drove his performance into the realm of the absurd was his voice. which is best described as excruciating. Alternating betwen a Jethro Tull nasal yelp and arythmic speech, he vainly attempted to g@e his words emotional impact. 1 Up second was Chris Spedding who lulled the audience into a comatose state through a delivery which made each song completely indistinguishable from thenext. He is probably ‘the only living human being who can make a Chuck Berry song boring. Searching for melody and rhythm, he floundered without his band. His head to toe leather gear gave him the appearance of a reject from the cast of Cruising, Needless to say, we left early. This spectacularly inept double-bill was a travesty of good taste and must surely mark a low point in the history of Fed Hall (which is rapidly becoming “Dead Hall”). L_

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Over the years;Shriekback has evolved from the amoeboidal simplicity of the Tenth mini-LP to the technoamphibian production wizardry of last year’s Jam Science LP. Those arms, legs, fins and scales such as the P-Funk call-response backing vocals from Tenth, the righteously throbbing bass lines of My Spine and All Lined Up, and the def beatbox pump of Jam Science have been refined through a sort of ’ natural selection to yield what we now hear as being the “Shriekback sound” found on Oil and Gold.

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The one characteristic of Shriekback that has remained constant throughout their existence is their organic/high-tech duality. Ritualistic chants and tribal pulsations are slapped up against cold and electric Linn drum claps and preprogramammed -Fairlight screeches. Nowhere has a juxtaposition of diametrically opposed sound. textures of this nature been explored to such depths with such success. Oil and Gold is the full realization of Shriekback’s potential. Follow the beast on its journey that begins with gruff snarls splattered on the carcrash grind of Malaria, slovenly slit hers around Everything That Rises, punches and pounds through Health and Knowledge, sublimely fading. with the luridly spacious Coelcanth. A trip, maaaan.

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is the wav that they combine many sounds, styles, and influences into a tight cohesive ,U@. of _ ensemble PlaYhIWhitenoise may be one of Canada’s best kept musical secrets, but probably not for long. Check out the live digital concert on CKMS - FM, October 20,6 pm. After this, copies -of The Importdnce of Breath may be hard to find.

Flagsrmight serve as a perfect introductory album. Bruford fans though, avoid this one like the plague. While there are a few moments of Bill’s brilliance, most of his efforts are buried under the pablum of Moraz arrangements. So strange, so sad that this vinyl was released, for it is such a pale shadow when compared to the duo’s first release, Music for Piano

’ and Drums. Ah yes, how wonderful . . . On the subject of muzak, I don’t dare to speculate what pool Moraz draws his ideas from,‘but consider this: How would a great original painter feel if he saw in every ballery

copies of his paintings being hailed as good along with his own. I think that it would be difficult, if not impossible for him to retain a sense of himself, and that such a situation could destroy a man’s capacity to continue to create. Yet, create he must. Hopefully he. will not be upstaged by copycats to the extent that he does lose hissense of creativity. Yet, -perhaps the artist should rest easy, even if he does lose his spark. Like Moraz, he need only rehash his past performances in ? seemingly new way, and thus perpetuate himself like a never ending spiral until his -c memory fades.

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you’ll love it really .. . ” they said. Immediately my head began to fill with horrible images of foreign movies. Obsliving cure characters, obscure lives and speaking obscure langauges. Deep hidden messages on the meaning of man’s meager, finite existence, and all of this taking no less than three hours. Yet I ventured forth avec pillow and Valium <into the realm of bad dubs and English subtitiles, for ours is not to reason why . .. Before the film, shown at the Humanities Theatre on September 24, there was a short 1940 newsreel telling of the Battle of Britain and how “brave Londoners take shelter unafraid as Nazi flames invade England”, as well as the usual load of propaganda. Methinks was this intended to prepare us for the same in the movie to come, or as a red

herring to get the audience wondering? The movie begins in Moscow in 1958 and involves the lives of three factory worker? and their attempts to find husbands. An intellectual, an average one, and an overeager, overweight one who hangs out in libraries in hopes of snagging a member of the Russian cognoscenti.

surprise lottery and I want to win,” ‘something we can all relate to.

The film is also quite humourous, for some reason things seem funnier in Rus sian than they do in English. The most impressive thing about Moscow Doesn’t Believe In Tears itssubtlety and humanity. The charac. ters’ lives are fully developed but in a very real way. We are It seems like a Russian verprogrammed to the plastic sion of Come back to the prefab images Hollywood Five-and-Dime, Jimmy presents us with, and the misDean, Jimmy Dean meets conception that there must Laverne and Shirley By be “more flash for your cash”. this time 1 realize that I’m ac- Here we witness people, no+ tually enjoying the movie. It actors, going through life in a gives a genuine impression of very real and human way. what life in Russia is really Like life it lacked any real plot like, and shows that they are and had points where it could not much different from us. have ended and still would Though we may have more have been good. material goods and “freeOverall, the film was a pleadom”, our wants, goals, and sant surprise. Though twolives don’t differ much from and-a-half hours is a little long, theirs. One of the universal I’d be more than happy’to see quotes of the movie. is when one girl states that “Life is a it again, and again, and again.

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“You’re a bunch of jackasses. You work your rear ends off in a trivial course no one will ever care about again; You’re not. willing to spend time researching a company that you’re interested in working for. Why don? you decide who you want to work for and go -after them?” - Prof. Albert Shaper0 to his students. So begins the seventh chapter in what has grown to become the authoritative annual reference book on job-hunting. From the outset, B&s criticizes the most popular job-hunt technique, the numbers game - sending out dozens or even hundreds of resumes, each with a covering letter, in the hope of accumulating a stack of job offers. Bolles says the numbers-game and its variations (classified ads, employment agencies, friends and relatives) make losers out of between 76% and 86% of those who play it. As an alternative, he offers advice from those he calls the creative minority of the employment field, a’ varied group who refuse to accept that the job-hunt has to be as bad as it is. The creative minority have found four fatal as&mptions

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fundamental to the numbers game. Job-hunters assume their task is a solitary pursuit tihich, although important, reqdiries little effort or dedication. They remain vague in their job-goalin’ order to grab whatever comes up, they spend little time researching organizations they’d like to work for because thev think employers call all the shots in hiring, and they are con’vinced that only people who write a good letterand resume will ever be hired. Each fatal assumption, and the appropriate remedies are the basis of a chapter, stuffed with advice, the names of organizations and reference guides for help, and practical exercises to determine what skills readers have, which they’d like to useand where they want to work. Bolles gives pointers on making contacts in companies, getting interviews and negotiating salaries, as well as some surprising views on resumes - like don’t use them except as-calling cards, to be left after an interview. Although most students at UW get good practice in interviewing and resume-writing, few know exactly what they want for the big 35 year workterm. The practical exercises scattered throughout the book and in a 50 p-age appendix (newly revised this year) help job-hunters answer the scary questions they may otherwise neglect, like “What am I gonna dowith myself?” Bofles is clear: This book will not find anyone a job. The outcome of every job-hunt depends on the amount of work the hunter puts in, and Parachute makes it easier to put in a lot of work.

Author Richard Bolles says job-hunting need not be as frustrating and lonely as most people find. However,it is still up to the individual to work at it.

Sniall t0w.h nostalgia and huYnouY,

by Glenna

Watts Romance, deception ar:J small-town nostalgia combine comically in the Blyth Festival’s , presentation of Ted John* Garrisons Garage which was enfhusiastically received by a packed house last Thursday at the Humanities Theatre. Garrisons Garage is a satirical comedy set in a dirty, dilapidated garage in small-town Ontario. Conflict and comedy arrive when Blair Daniels, a revenue Canada tax man auditor

brings his car into Garrison’s garage to be-fixed by Frank, the mechanic. As Blair waits for his car, his patience turns into sadistic interest in the affairs of Frank when he sees the opportunity to expose another tax evader. Then Norma, Gajrrison’s daughter, employs romance and deception to uncover Blair’s true egotistical character to the world-. The audience is captured by the,elaborate set, and the country music song l’rn In A

State Of Double Vision, ever before they can get comfortably seated. Old rags, assorted tools, auto parts posters and’ pin-ups decorate the shop. ‘In one corner of the shop there is a shelf overloaded with junk that looks as if it’s, been collecting for twenty years, and in another corner, crumpled debt and credit receipts overflow from a desk and garabge can onto the floor. In Frgnk’s words, “It’s like walking through a mine field”.

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one villanous character, playing the character passionately. In disappointing contrast, the performance of Marianne McIsac, “Norma”, was mediocre. Prior to the time period of the play, Norma suffered

The character of Blair is best described by Norma as “a butterfly turned into a caterpillar.” Blair, a Christian turned tax man, arms himself with the revised.edition of the Bible; the income tax act. He is the archetypal’tax man that gives Perrin Beatty and Revenue Canada a bad name. Blair is played by David Fox; who has nu?erous stage, radio TV, and film credits to his name. He demonstrates a

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yY~ Paul Done and Chris Wodskou I&print staff , Talking Heads - Little Creatures - Byrne andCo. show their age in this subpar outing by jumping on the psychedelic bandwagon three years foo late. Sting - The Dream of The Blue Turtles - Essentially, The Police with a good horn section and backing singers but not as jazzy as Sting would like to think it is. New Order - Low Life - New Order come up with some excellent songs on this one but-it simply does not stand up to their past efforts. Billy Bragg - Life’s a Riot with Between the Wars - More meaty stuff from rock’s token human being. Humor, romance and social comment - What more can you ask for? Cocteau Twins - Treasure - The bargain of the summer with the added bonus of the Aikea-Guinea E.P., this is a simply sublime album of surpassing beauty. Style Council - Our Fnuourie ___._ - Shop -.--‘-- -A -~ fine, cohesive album in spite of.musical schizor %renia from the 1;1st of 1:he angry young men. ’ James -- Village Fire - Morrissey’s (The Smiths) favourite Fel-

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paced, energetic and, above all, enjoyable. It seems that there is a trend towards’ doing cover versions of old movie or TV show themes. Shadowy Men contributed their own entry into this category with a wiggin rendition of the theme to Goldfinger: -. . the * BondA. clas-. sic. The theme trom Chanots Of Fire appeared elsewhere in their show. However, this song has been done previously _’by The Surfin’ Tapeworms From Venus.

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for neti equipment turntables, reel to reel tape ways- a long list of new and old albums that we .would like to ’ decks and cassette decks (both studio and portable add to the library. The goal for this one week news ,types). Increased operating cqsts are another prob- .drive is a modest $2,500. The fun begins at 10 am., October lem as the cost .of everything from office supplies to re- ’ 4 and wraps up at midnight, placement .stylae goes up. . October 11. As ususal, there is a vast selection of albums to be given away as gifts of appreciation for the listeners. Be sure and listen to your favourite CKMS programs and programmers as they go crazy and zany. Be extra sure that you call 884-3530 for a good cause; your only alternative, CKMS -FM 94.5.or 105.7 on The third large need is,,~ of cable. (All donations are tax course, records. There is al- deductible.) I

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.his own good. Skinny Puppy - Bites - Sounding like Kraftwerk with a demon on<vocals, this Vancouv,er duo makes the spookiest, \ evilest gutter-funk around. Propaganda. - A Secret Wish - Forget Frankie (if you haven’t already). ZTT’.$ Propaganda’s debut is a richly textured and .varied record that is both entrancing and hypnotic. Sisters of Mercy - First and Last and Alwags The Sisters of Murcky do a lot of moaning of doom and gloom cliches but redeem it with some cranking tunes. Woodentops - Moue Me - One of the summer’s best singles, Moue Me is an irresist ible bit of highly charged sprighty pop.

OMD - Crush - Their best, most consistent album to date as they finally merge chart appeal with their more artistic ideas. HuskerDu - New Z2av.Risin.g - Having shrugged off their hardcore past, they mi ake it hard to be1i&e tl ?ajguitar, bass, ‘drums and vocals can be so fast, inspiring and beautiful. Various Artists - Go Go Crankin’ - The party record of the century, the big, baaad grooves here are courtesy of Washington D.C.‘s best bands. Guaranteed to make everyone Shout, Shake and Sweat. Bryan Ferry - Boys and Girk - If you liked Roxy’s last three albums, you’ll like this one although he’s maybe too suave for .

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by PeterLawson ’ Imprint staf_f 1 he noon hour concert series at Conrad Grebel College commenced on Wednesday September 25, presenting the ArchDuke Trio performing works by W.A. Mozart and,Dvorak. This trio, consisting of Kenneth Page (violin), Russel Davis (cello), and James Walker (piano), are resident musicians’at Leicester University, England, and were on tour of some of Canada’s academic halls (Toronto, Hamilton, London, Guelph, Kingston, Waterloo).

The program with the Mozart Trio in B flat, K502, which is constructed of three movements, Allegro, Larghetto and Allegretto. The Larghetto possesses a soaring melody and is sandwiched by the effervescence of the spritely Allegro and the

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suits the music which is structured in six movements and changes constantly within each movement from slow and majestic to lively and jocular. The next concert at Conrad Grebel College Chapel is The Bridgeport Trio (players from K-W symphony) on Ott 16,12:30 p.m. A-Gregorian chant workshop will be held on November l-3 (weekend) with guest Dr. Mary Berry from Cambridge University. Further information can be obtained through the Conrad Grebel Music office. 1

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ways, often using homemade instruments. They conceived of dividing up the drum kit between the three of them and trying to play it at the same time as their other instruments, an offbeat

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of the group, girth engages the electric guitar, violin, Fender six-string bass, tape deck, metronome and bass drum, with frequent lacings of satiric vocals. Tom Cora counters with the cello, bass, extension of the one man, tape deck, bass drum high: band principle.A new! hat cymbal, electric motors rhythmic tension was created and backing vocals. Zeena directs herself to the electric that would not be available to a single drummer. It often harp, accordian, ’ keyboards puts the cello, bass or guitar and any left-over drumming into a percussive context, - duties. expanding their roles in The Skeleton Crew has unexpected directions. released a single album, Within the loose structure Learn To Talk, available on

Right Records, an independent co-op label. Late in 1985 they plan to have their second album ready for release. For those of you who are not afraid to expose yourself to improvisation, folk sounds from around the world, noise, unusual and stupid conversations, tapes from the dangerous fringes of power and other unpredictable elements, then on Monday, October 7, at the Backdoor is where you .will find the Skeleton YOU.

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UWfootball by Colin McGillicuddy Imprint staffIt was a bright Saturday afternoon as the Football Warriors filed off their bus into the North York Civic Stadium. About 20-25 dedicated Warrior fans made the trek to see the beautiful people of York in their postage stamp ‘stadium with its silly rounded end zones. But for all the brightness and all the fan support, the Warriors lost 34-9. : . The Warriors went through their warm-up with a little more snap than usual, but things looked pretty grim as York struck for a 55 yard touchdown strike on their first pass. The Waterloo team showed character, though, as it stiffened to deny the Yeomen any more points in the first half. The defence was simply overpowering, allowing the York squad a mere four first downs throughout the half. Waterloo’s offense found the rythm too as the line provided excellent protection for <impressive play from Mike Wright. The rookie quarterback was effective finding his recievers

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bs Peter Brown Imprint staff Amidst a rash of debilitating injuries,- U. W .‘s Men’s Soccer Team took to Columbia Field against Brock on Saturday Sept; 28. A total of seven firststring players were out of the line-up, according to Coach John Vincent, but the Warriors still met this challenge with competance, despite- the 2-O score in Brock’s favour. An early error on an inbound by Waterloo let a Brock player in close to the goal with the ball. This resulted in a I-O score after only a minute of play. Despite this early momentum for Brock, Waterloo kept up the first-half pressure. They came close on several scoring opportunities, led by Doug Cameron and Scott -Davis with a number of breakaways. The slowness of the Warriors in returning to their own territory when Brock regained the ball also caused a few close calls at the Waterloo goal.

squad still loiking while showing good wheels and smarts in the tight spots. Balancing the passing attack was Mike Schnieder’s oddly upright running style. While it didn’t get the tough yardage inside, it payed off in. a run like his 43 yard gallop off the left end. With careful play selection, the Warriors moved the ball better than any time this season, for six first downs. Unfortunately; most of this movement came between the 20’s as the Yeomen defence tightened in the shadow of its goal posts. The defence was brilliant, providing the offense with three opportunities inside the Y ork40 yard line. Brian Kaban came up with a key take -away, and David Dobrindt’s alertness resulted in a fumble recovery. Perhaps the defence’s finest moment came in a crucial third and one for York at their own 35. With the short yardage team in; the Warriors stacked up the Yeoman offensive line, allowing Enzo Dimichelle to apply a savage hit, nailing the running back for a loss. The most that Waterloo could make of these turnovers, however, were two field goals off the foot of

UW rugby team victorious, by Adam Chamberlain Imprint staff Last week the Warrior, Rugby Club ventured to Brock University to play the Badgers. The L Varsity-Club game \ turned out to be a Warrior vs. Warrior game as Brock only.. had eight players for their team. The rest of the spots were filled by Waterloo players. This allowed everyone to play in a game and demonstrate their talents. ’ The Warriors, in black, def-. eated the Warrior-Badgers, in red, 26-4. The reds, although never having played together before, managed to hold the blacks to ten points in the first half.

hanty, Steve Wells, Bob Farley and Jay Dinoristzer. The Milverton Magic was once again visible as Todd Dowd graced the team with his presence. Fortunately, only 40 people, were injured as the throng converged on Todd at the end of the game.Mike’ Fischer demonstrated his kicking prowess, although nobody was quite sure why he chose to do this from the five yard line, just before-scoring. The Varsity Side, led by Tony Stea, had a successful outing, defeating a full complement of Badgers 25-O. The game, although successful, was not as well played as it should have been.

It was only in the second half that scoring began to happen as the blacks got their stuff together. Scoring came from Jim Closs, Mike Arnold, Steve Dul-

The forwards managed to win the ball, but the backs had some trouble moving it. More aggression is needed in the forwards if they wish to be as dominatingtas

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they could be. Harold Godwin had a good game, scoring three 1 tries and playing generally very 1 well after a few games that weren’t so great earlier in the season. Bruce Catoen also scored as the ball made it out to the wing in time for a textbook try. Catoen’s play continues to improve with each game. Another player who is beginning to make a definite mark on the club is Mat Clayton. He played extremely well, dominating play and scoring a try. Andy Stone kicked a penalty kick (three points) and a con version (two points) to help boost the score. Kicking is also an area in need of some improvement in the Warriors team play. The next Warrior rugby match will be played on Columbia Field against Guelph this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.

Brian Kaban, one of which was a picture perfect 44 yards. This lack of killer instinct was to haunt the Warriors in the second half. Nevertheless, it was a charged Waterloo squad that left the field at halftime, down by only one point, with a score of 7-6. The, second half quickly went sour for the Warriors as they inexplicably collapsed. The defence, which had been so stiff in the first half, suddenly became brittle, as York capped a short drive with a 29 yard TD run during their first possession. The Warriors responded with another field goal. A punting duel ensued, which inevitably resulted in trouble for Waterloo. After conceding their second safety in a row, the Warriors kicked off in the deep end. A York kick returner hauled in the ball at his five yard line and steamed untouched by the sidelines for a touchdown.,This was the crucial play of the game, stunning the Warriors and giving the Yeomen a big lift. Defensively, York began to take charge. The Waterloo offensive line crumbled under a bewil-

In the second half, Waterloo was hurried by Brock’s single goal, and found it difficult to set up a controlled drive on - offence. Mid-way through the half, Brock scored again on a corner-kick into a crowd in front of Waterloo goal-keeper Tim Walker. The score was now 2-O for Brock, and they stayed on top for the remainder of the game. The next day, the Warriors were away to play top-ranked Windsor. Despite difficulties in filling the first string, Waterloo held Windsor scoreless for eighty minutes, but finally succumbed to two late goals, making the result 2-O for Windsor. Coach Vincent commented that this was the Warriors’ best game so far this season. Their record is now one tie and five losses. U. W. goes up against Laurier Wed. Oct. 2 at 3:0*0 p.m., is at Guelph on Friday, and meets Western back at Columbia on Saturday at I:00 p.m.

Jar a win dering array of blitzes. Mike Wright was sacked twice and found a grey helmet in his face on almost every play. This was pressure, and no doubt a little wooziness brought on a wave of errors. Brian Lenart replaced him in the fourth quarter and did not meet with much more success. The only bright spot on the offense was the running of Mike Ropret in place of injured Mike Schneider. Ropret bulled over tacklers in fine fullback style, and was responsible for most of the seven Warrior first downs of the half. Final score, York 34, Waterloo 9. York is a big tough, experienced team, and I Waterloo’s performance in the first half shows they have what it takes to play in this league. To win, in future, the offense must capitalize on turnovers created by the defence. The defence has to put more pressure on the quarterbacks, and the deep backs must improve their coverage communication and tackling intensity. The Warriors travel to McMaster this weekend in search of their first victory.

IAthletes of the -WeekI

PAUL TOON - RUGBY KELLY BOULDING - CROSS COUNTRY Paul -Toon is a second year Kinesiology student. He is from Bolton, bntario where he Kelly is a second year student enrolled in the played rugby for Humberview High. School. Geography program. She is a native of Ottawa, Paul also represented Ontario and Canada on Ontario. the Junior Rugby Team. This is Kelly’s second season with the UW Paul is being honoured as Athlete of the Week Cross-Country Team. As well as being an for the second time as a Warrior Rugby player. exceptionally strong runner, Kelly is an allHe has played exceptionally well in the past round athlete. Interestingly, Kelly is also a week, scoring 30 points in three games (2 tries,5 member of the Canadian Orienteering Team. conversions and 4 penalty kicks). Paul scored 22 In the UW Team’s first outing of the season, points in the season opener against Laurier (won Kelly was faced with strong competition in the by U W, 40-6); scored 3 points in the game against York Invitational this past weekend. She Oxford (won by Oxford, 19-7); and scored 5 competed against Queens, Toronto and York, points in the second league game against ran a strong race, and placed third, leading the Western (.Won by UW, 13-6). ’ I Team to a second place overall standing. Along with Paul’s scoring accomplishments, This is a very encouraging result for Coach he has stood out defensively as well and has been Patti Moore as the teams entered in the York a controlling and steadying influence in Strums, race are traditionally the strongest schools at the Lineouts, Rucks and Mauls (i.e. forwardplay). championship meet. Kelly has established herself Paul has also \ provided a leadership role in as a contender and the team result augers very practices as well as at all the games. well.

.SPORTSi Men’s Cross-Countr,y / Warriors finish fourth by Rob Hardy The injury-riddled men’s cross-country team, which was without team leaders Andy Krucker and Harvey Mitre, gutted their way to an outstanding fourth place finish over the rugged, winding 8.5 km circuit in the University of Western Ontario’s cross-country meet. RAnked eighth among the 11 teams invited, the Warriors were led by veterans Rob Harvey (1 lth), Chris Lane (27th), Keving Shields (32nd) and Tim

Collins (55th) over the demanding two loop course, which took its toll *on the 110 man field. Rookie Alan< Faulds, who suffered from severe foot blisters contributed a solid 38th place finish to round out Waterloo’s top five scores. Similar to last year’s team, which was a surprising third place finisher in the 1984 OUAA championship race, this year’s edition of the Wairiors is not blessed with an overabundce of talent, but their fiery spirit

York Invitational:

Athebas place &d by Cathy Somers The Athena cross-country team travelled to Toronto this past weekend to take part in the York University Invitational cross-country meet. The Athenas were among only four teams entered since most other OWIAA teams were in London participating in the University of Western Ontario Invitational. The team displayed. a strong spirited performance at York. Senior Athena Kelly Boulding was the first Athena to finish the 5600 m course with an outstanding third place ficsh at 20: 16. FormFrly a speed51500 m. runner, Kelly.proved that she can be a threat while racing on

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any type of terrain. Senior Athena Ulrike Zugelder placed a strong and respect. able 6th as a time of 20:58. Rookie Karen Hubbard was 13th (21:58) followed by, 2nd year Athena Kilmeny Beitilu 18th (22:22), rookie Bonnie Campbell 19th (23:09) and Marille Rowan 21st (23:43). The Athena placed 2nd overall in the team standing9 with 59 points behind the squad from York with 37 points. Athena Coach Patti Moore .was extremely pleased with the team’s showing and is looking forward to racing at Guelph, where the Athena’s will meet the other OWIAA teams.

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and ability to pack runners closely together Gigh up in the field will make them contenders for a medal at this year’s OUAA meet. Other than Western, no other school in the Drovince’boasts as much depth-as that of the Waterloo- team assembled by Coach Andy Heal this fall. This should be seen,this weekefid as the Warriors travel to Guelph with two full teams. The sparkling performance of the squads from Westertiand Penn State added a touch of class to the meet, but it was the blue-collar-like performance of the Warriors that made the grade. Outstanding senior Warriors Mark Inman and Terry Goodenough tackled the road this past weekend. Terry ran 55:44 in the St. Catherines Standard’ 19 Race for the Grape, and placed 6th behind the winner Dave Edge. Mark Inman placed 2nd in the Erin Mills 1Okm with a time of 30:49.

Venue Changed The football game between the University .of Waterloo Warriors and the University of Guelph Gryphons, originally scheduled for Seagram Stadium on Thursday, October 10, 1985 wil! now be played in Guelph on the same.date and at the same time. The reason for the change is that the lights in Seagram Stadium have “broken down”. They could not be used for Laurier’s first home game of the. season and they still have not been repaired. P.S. U. W tickets will be accepted at Guelph.

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Blasters league, ;he dominant Civil Serpents have only lost to Nemesys, 2-O. They also downed the former B league finalists, the Axemen, 2-O. It appears that all teams are equally matched, the leagues can go either way with game scores 1 or 2 goals apart. Watch for the excitement as the tension mounts towards finals. Last season, the women’s competitive soccer team from Conrad Grebel lost a heartbreaker in the championships to the strong Carib team. This season they are out for revenge and, thus far are doing a good job by holding down a narrow first place lead over the Rejects. The season promises to be a close battle amongst four talented and powerful teams. The Arawaks (alias the Caribs) are not about . to let the challenge ofxtheir championship pass without putting up a strong fight. Look also for the Rejects (a team of “almost” varsity players) to put forth exceptional effort. Notre Dame, with an exceptional effort in a 1-O loss to the Rejects, have shown that they are not to be counted out of this close race. After only one week of play, the potential for a great season is apparent. Good Luck to all involved.

Flag football starts by Patti Murphy

I Earthball Tournament at Wilfrid Laurier National Lifeguard 9 am. - 1 pm. at pool, PAC Rain date fgr mixed slo-pitch Village Green and Columbia Fields Rain date for men’s slo-pitch Village Green and Qhimbia Fields Tournament for men’s and women’s tennis singles Waterloo Tennis Club

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Men’s & Women’s intramural soccer Men’s Soccer is on the roll again. All teams are enthusiastic, so far we have had only one default. In A league the defending finalists Kasha could not connect and lost a trying 3-O game to Green Sands. In Strikers league West C, Conrad Grebkl and Mechro Philians are ahead narrowly winning their first games by one or tw.b goals. In Kickers league, Res. Italia after their exhibition beating, edged Yellow Belly’s, 1-O. Elect Few passed by Circuit Breakers to open their season with a 2-O win. In

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What does cooler weather, dirty knees and red and yellow flags signify each fall on campus playing fields? It means the flag football season is underway. This term there are 50 men’s competitive flag football teams. The league is divided into 3 divisions to equalize competition amongst teams. Each team is guaranteed 5-6 games with a total of 38 teams advancing to the playoffs, which will begin at the end of October. The league games started last Wednesday. Each week the current standings and league statistics will be posted in the PAC along the hallway off the tote room. Good Luck to each team and have fun.

Women’s hockey by Grant

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Women’s hockey is a non-contact league of recreational hockey for women. The two one hour sessions have been divided into hall instructional and half pick-up hockey, Hopefully, if interest war‘rants, teams can be chosen and a schedule drawn up. Regardless, the league has grown significantly from last term and with your help and support it can continue to grow. Come out and enjoy yourself. Ice time is every Monday 8-9 pm., and Saturday 2-3 pm, up to Nov. 30. Also there is a small charge of $2 per player.

Andy Luczynski (left) and Steve Cornali place first and second respeciively in last week’s Engineering Society bike race on Ring Road. Brenda Reive and Astrid Bicker placed first and secohd in the Women’s Division. The winning time, overall, was 3758 after 10 laps of the road. The race was,a great success, with 103 riders and Photo by Harald Bransch only one casualty.

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WANTED Tickets for Oktoberfest at Farmers’ Market on Sat. Oct. 19th. Dave at 886_ 6657, after 5. i y;;;yeded for drum set. Call Brian at ?ktqbe$st tickets: 2 for Moses Spring%@ Fnday, Oct. 18. Call Carol at 744Tutor wanted for 2’ Philosophy majors. Need hqlpwithanogancetraining to fulfil requirements for Honours d ree. Phone Demure and Humble at 888.74 ELP Oktoberfest Tickets for Friday,Oct. 18at‘ the Fanner’s Market. Call Chris at 8864582. : Oktoberfest Tickets dease for Frldav Oct. I8 at the Heidleburg Haus, Moses Springer Area . , Waterloo. Contact Marty at 7468807 or Geoff at 7468216; best time, late pm. One Oktoberfestticketfor Friday, Oct. 18th at Sea ram Stadium. Contact Sheldon, 746- ti3 39. Wanted: &men donors for atificial insemination programme in the area. Donors must be healthy and responsible. Preference given to married candidates. KindlycontactDrAssad,695Coronatlon Blvd., Cambridge, Ont. Nl R 7J9.

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married couple PIZ nant? A lovi Maid Marion, Captain Crunch was iust to uria% le to have chr 3 ren, would love to say thanks for a ‘fantastic-summeiand a adopt your healthy white infant. Configreat 3 years. From r three top dentialityassured - privateadoptioncan admirers, Philosopher, P menbeard, and , last but never least, Keith. L be arranged. Please write P.O. box 2781, Station B, Kitchener, N2H 6N3. Dear Child Abusers, The kids are cute, SciSocispresentlngatriptoalibrary,and . but what are their names. Stand up and it’s not to read books! I hope everybody. ,tell us . ..D&J(theproudparentsof6in out there realizes what this means. . “Roadtrip”. Thought of the day: (3) Women want. The library. You know what this means, equal opportunties, Right? Well, take this Yes, Sci sot’s notorious roadtrlp. adto the turnkeys and you’can jump any guy working there. (You. have our Dear Sarah, My wannest congratulations permission - signed Staff Philosophers). to Brooey and, you on your recent happiness - may your years together be ‘Thou@ of the day: (2)Sure you can be a - as colourful as a rainbow. Special wishes little pregnant; if you’re under 5”!! Signed * to my F.F.F. Luv Megs. Staff Philosophers. Cheers to the Ret Woman and her 22nd Thou@~i of the da&( 1) There are6LM G bitthda . Let’s get wReced together soon, Ms inanaverage gpackage. lfyou pay Karen. z UVMegS. 6OC for one pack, how many green ones need to be eaten before you get homey? Happy Birthday Tree - although ‘w&II Signed Staff Philosophers, . never know firsthand. Fromthe nameless _ thousands. ’ -We have the MUG. It’s big and brown and Ruth. I thought you would do something \ JC _walks around. Last Friday it escapedfrom the Campus Centre and ?we found it at silly like lose my address! Write to me at McGuiness. We can’t think of a ransom. ’ South 3 Rm. 201. Andy. yet so stay tuned to the personals . . . To Dar: Sorry about .the snarky dog Andre - Happy BirthdayI Sure hope you abuse line. I know that’s not you. My foot enjoy-your ticking dinner and any other {us; sl&d into my mouth. P.S. But I don’t surpnses that might come yourway. Love ya!Catherin& . _ iheSonshone.Thehelearned:GIPishis Dis&edient essence. Are GIPs ept and competent at ’ Thanks to the 28 S&eliing class repsforthebootlickinginglhthe Boggy shining? How is itthat they can cast such Swamp. I’ve.never seen anyone try to lay. $m$ clouds and still at least appear to an e g for me before. Thanks also for the . $25&lcheque : Domitri the Dominatrix. LOST: One four foot hiah brown coffee

10,000 Different Movie .C Movie Star posters. Catal ue $2. Mnemonics Ltd., Dept. “D” #9%XCl21 St. N.E, Calgary Ah. T2E 6V6. 21”Bianchi”842”racin frameinceleste (official racing colour. 3 Some parts included. Got it cheap - I’ll sell it cheap. Used less than 2 mds. ph. 579-3998. 1975 ‘Suzuki GT 185. Great little motorcycle, in great condition. 13,000 miles: Certified, 2 helmets, windshield, electric start. Fun and practical! $500 o.b.o. 744-l 563.

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Thorens Turntable TD 166 - manual belt drive with Mlcroacoustics 2002 cartridge - $240, see me/ leave note at my oflice, PAS 2223. Blue Jays tickets. All layoffs, Games 1 and 2 on Oct. 8 and 9. IFeasonable prices. Paul. 7468910. Oktoberfest tickets. Lederhopn nite at the Coronet. Fri. Oct. 18,6 - 1 am. tickets $5. Call 744-7258,Chuck or Pete. Sofa Bed - rust coloured - excellent condition, $120 firm. Call Maria before 3% pm or after 930 pm. 8856081. Hikln~ Boots,Grebs,used onlyonce,like . new, B ize 8. Asking $40. Student office desks, beds, shelving, chairs, tables, bulletin boards, pegboards, panels, mirrors, many more articles, reason, moving. 8842806. A SmithCorona Electric typewriter, I cartridge ribbon system - used only 1 year . excellent condition. has French 1 characters. 7466928 evenings.

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Someone who can draw to make some . ca tions for posters on bike handling and saeP . Payment will be in personal sati 2 action units. 885- 152 1. I

The Birth Control Centre offers free and confidential infomMtion and counselling on all methods of birth control, planned nancy, subfertili and unplanned ‘p andSTDs.DropbyC Fi! 206orcallex23 cz for an appointment. Quality Bicycle Repair for less. Experienced mechar&, round-trip pick-’ up and delivery for $3.00. Call Ben, evenings and weekends. 744-9814.

Essays, Theses work reports, resumes, business letters, etc. Neat, accurate, will’ correct spelling, grammar, punctuation. Reasonable rates, electronic typewriter, seven years’ experience typing for students. Phone Lee, ‘8865444, afternoon or evening: Word Processing unlimited. All your ‘ng needs completed accurately and Te dently. Standard rate, $1 per double spaced page. Call 623-5338. Typing - only Sl/page for typist living on campus (MSA). Typist has English d ree spelling corrected. Call Karen, 72-3127. ’ Same Day Word processin (24 hr. . turnaround if you bookahead). B raft copy always provided. NearSeagramStadium. $1 ~r.double-spaced page. Phone 885. 131 I

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Attention Grads and-3B coops< Look&r for reasonably priced luxury Summer ‘8 8 accommodation? Five bedroom, four, bathroom house in Beechwood area. Pool, tennis courts, air conditioning, finished basement, two car garage, dishwasher, washer/dryer all within three blocks of Village II! Sublease for May-Aug. required. Grads and potential 4th years need onl a ly. References a bonus. Call , 7461)K&Binfo. _ 3 Bedroom house to sublet for winter term. Near university Ave and Fischer Hallman. Option to take lease next Sept. cIzirl749- 1794. i Wanted: female to share 3bedroom apt. Only +119/month. Close to universities. Call 746’.0556or746-1866after50Opm. Share fumiqhed 2 bedroom house with grad student. Mayfield Ave. $180/month includes utilities. Phone 8848736, 88624 18,8856238. Ottawa Winter ‘86, one. bedroom in a furnished 4 bedroom townhouse. Good bus connections to downtown. Call Kim, (613) 744-2549. /

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mug. Last. seen Friday night at the Campus Centre. Someone mugged out MUG! Where are you? Manor Party! Tonite, 90 1 Erb West. Philosopher does not exist this weekand, therefore will not be submitting a personal. Red and W~lrna eat itlCharlesand Dianne crane it. Babnan and Robin inhale it. Gumby and Pokey live on it Cheech.an/d Chong smoke it! Try it.

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. Guitar Cabinet: Sykes with 2-12 inch Heath drivers. 100 watts RMS. Solid and loud. $120. Frank: 578-9225. Typewriter. 1 Smith-Corona Electric. 3 yrs. old. Good condition. Hard cover case and extra ribbons. $150 or offers. Call Karen 746-3127.

HoIv Communion St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison Anglican College 930 a.m. & : 1130 am. _ Westmount Rd. N. Fed Flicks: See Friday Critical & -Christian, by Lany Williams. 7:00 pm, Conrad Grebel Chapel. Lutheran HoIy Communion WLU Seminary, Keffer Chapel, Albert & Bricker. 1100 am. i . \ 2 Monday &,t. 7 ‘-- . ‘y-\

What -makes a gumby ree$?mFl; makes Ronnie smile? 8% Mickeyf%~se? Haagen Daaz, of course. Now available at Scoops.!! It’s excellent, it’s wonderful, it‘s creamy, it’s Haagondazs. NowavailableatScoo s for only $2.25 a tub and seven wonde l-rul flavours to choose from. .

Kimo of El, Enjoyed yourmidnightshow. I await the encore performance. Tickets will be sold. Kimmo of E2. Mr. Blue: Shoe-string licorice, pirates, the zoo, salad dressing, breakfasts, caesars, p balieys in the park, pandas and 13 innings. I love you . . . Boo.

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funding the Separate Schools is the topic, Richard ,Allen, MPP for Hamilton West, the speaker. 800. pm., Hilliard Hall. First. United Church, King & William Sts, Waterloo. > All Welcome. Waterloo JewishStudents Association invites you to our first weekiv bagel brunch. Meet new make new friends. 11:30 -41 SO,. CC -*people, i*

The Mug cofeehouse: an alternative to wild Friday nights. Good food, Good music, Good Company. 8:30 pm, CC 110. Chinese Christian Fellowship: Annual General Meeting & sharing by Dr. Andrew Wong. .I 13 Everyone Welcome 7:30 pm.. at WLU . . _I Seminary 201.’ For info please call 885-3964.. --Wednesday Oct. 9 Tuition Lottery - proceeds to K-W Big Sisters, 7 1 st $1000,2nd $700,3rd, $200. Cash. Cost $2 ’ i each or 3?or $5. Tickets- at Fed and EngSoc ’ Lutheran Student Movement - supper and y Offices. Draw on Oct. 17: fellowship. Topic: Lutheran/Catholic dialogue. Fed Flicks - 2010: The Year We Make Contact, , Games Club Official Club meeting followed by UW Career Fair ‘85. CC Great Hall. Explore starrin Keir Duller and Ray Scheider. Feds $1, informally with 40 employers. 10:00 am. Diplomacy game. Approval of minutes, others B 3. budget, new members welcome. CC 135,7 Lutheran HoIy Communion. Candleli ht pm: service. 1O:OO pm., WLU Seminary, K eft er Career Information presented by the - Saturday Oct. 5 Chapel, Albert% Bricker. . Accounting Association ‘on the Honoyrs Do your part, by wearing a “One Planet, One Accounting program and selected accountin People . . .Please” t-shirt., now only $7.50. professions. 7 pm. El Rm 1501. Coffee 8 Come and see this week’s video “The Baha’is”, Fed Fiicks - See Friday. Donuts provided following the speeches in HH and meet the Baha’i Club. CC 113.8:O’o p.m. Theatresports Workshop For accomplished 373. Blood Donor Clinic. St. Luke’s Lutheran and aspiring spontaneous people; HH 180 at House of Debates; Free -alcohol will not be Church, 2:00 1:00 pm. given out at this -k’s meeting. Come out, pm. - 8~30317pm.Franklin St. N., Kitchener. ., &d enjoy a great debate. We’willmeet at 5:OO Theatresoorts. Two teams of humour GLLOW Coffee-house. Come and meet others pm in St: Jerome’s Rm 229. * ( commandos lay ‘sei e to your funny bone. who ,care. Rm 110, Campus Centre, 8 to 11 Tonight celebrates “ 8 ur-Friend the Vole”. HH Tuition Lotteryproceeds to K-W Big Sisters. . pm. A safe,, ,friendly place to meet ‘other 180 at8:OO pm. s . !it, $1000,2nd, $700,3rd, $200. Cost, $2 each lesbians and gay men. Call 884-GLOW for or 3 for,$5rTickets at Fed and EnoSoc offices. more info. ,.Draw on Oct. 18. ’ ’ - Sunday Oct. 6 -, Exploring the Christian Faith, Discussion group with Chaplain Graham’ E. Morbey. 7:30 - Tuesday Oct. 8 -_ D~TL. Weslev Chapel. St. Paul’s Coikzae. Christian Worship on Campus - student led ’ Huron Campus Ministry, 4f30 pm., Dining services, sermons mostly by Chaplain Graham . UW Career Fair ‘85. CC Great Hall. Explore Hail, Wesley ChapeI, St. Paul’s College. Night E. Morbey. All are Welcome. ‘lo:30 am. HH career opportunities informally with employers Fellowship, common meal. All are Welcome, ’ 280. . 10:00 a.m. to 4:e p.m. ,

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Students for Life meets every Thursday, CC 135 at 4:30 pm. Ail are Welcome. Folk and Blues Jamming, Everyone welcome, 8-31 ~prn&C 113. -. House of Debates: A fanged debater was found howling at the full moon. There may be a repeat performance in St. Jerome’s’Rm. 229 ,at 5:00 om. All Welcome. What to move up in the world?Join us upstairs, in M&C for the next meeting of the UW Young Liberals. Optional party after. 7:30,&&C 6005. UW Career -Fair ‘85. CC Great Hall. Explore informally with 40 employers. 1O:OO am. Pick and Choose - a smorgasbord of world views: Christian, theism, eastern reli&ous thought, atheistic human&m - by a panel of - uest speakers. Discussion to follow. 8 ponsored by Waterl,oo Christian Fellowship. 4:30 pm., El 2536. Pageant Prot.est. Those interested -in dem@trating at the Miss Oktoberfest pageant can meet at the front door of the Humanities Theatre t 6:30 pm. At 7:00 pm. There will bean alternative coffeehouse in the Psych lounge. Good entertainment, c centre. --Sponsored by the women’s -F.R.E.E.D., a confidential mutual support group for Friends/Relatives of people ‘with eating disorders (Anorexia/Bulimia), holds its next meeting at 8:OO pm. in the Gold room of the K-W Hospital. Call 884-3462 ,or 742-2287;

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