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~ r i . NOV. , 8; Vol. 8, No. 19; The Student Newspaper, University of Waterloo, watitrloo, Ontario

Federatioh calls for computer fee strike

by Rick Nigol and computer fee commlttee s a ~ dthe meetlng 1s to Chris Jinot "organ~zepeople and answer questions on t h e ~ r In an attempt to b r ~ n gpressure to bear upon (the strrkek') concerns and fears." Flanagan s a ~ d UW's admmstrat~onand to brmg to hght the that such a n organ~zationalmeetlng would show problems of unlverslty underfundlng, the Federthose who might be hestant about partrclpatlng r atlon of Students 1s askmg all UW studedts to In the s t r ~ k ethat there 1s strength In numbers withold the computer fee portlon of therr wlnter M~tchell s a ~ dhe hopes the fee str~kew~ll term tultlon fees "prove that Waterloo students are not apaThe d e c ~ s ~ oton go ahead w ~ t hthe computer thet~c." He added that he "ant~c~pates a large fee str~kewas reached last Sunday after a meetamount of support" for the strike~ n gof the Federat~on'sCommittee on MandaA publlc protest IS being organ~zedfor Montory Computer Fees. "The commlttee was day, November 25 to gtve the fee str~kea hrgher , frustrated trylng to informally change the - profile A rally In the Campus Centre ( I 1:30am ) j V gettlng sltuat~on." satd Federat~on Pres~dent Sonnv WIU he followd bv a march to Needles Hall and a Flanagan. "We'll let the students d o the talk~ng "s~t-~n."As well, ~ e e d l e Hall s rs to be picketed all Flanagan added that the commlttee has "a day on the 25th. firm mandate from Students' Counc~lto take . M~tchells a d the protest w~ll"bnng the Issues I actlon of computer fees into focus for the med~a" He The comm~ttee'sarguments agarnst the comalso h o ~ e sthat the protest WIN make the publlc r puter fee are outlmed In a n open letter t o U W that aware df the serrous;nderfund~n~~roblems Pres~dentDr. Douglas Wrigh~(p.7). They hold Ontarlo unrvers~t~es face "The lmmed~atep r o b lem (the computer fee) ~ s a s y m p t o mofthe larger that the fee, in effect, IS tuttlon and therefore cannot be levled by the vniverstty without goone (underfufundmg),"u t d Mitchell. . vernment consent. As well, they say a underUW President Douglas Wr~ghtbelleves that mines access~b~l~ty to U W. by calling on stuhents to withhold Payment of - Flananan is ~ a r t ~ c u l a r conceded lv about the t h e ~ rcomputer fees for the Wlnte; term, the ilh orecede; set bv the fe; He feels that & the Federat~onof Students 1s barking up the wrong unlverslty can untlaterally charge across-thetree. "The d~spute1s not on campus, s a ~ d board fees, there w111 be no constraints on any dispute IS between thestud&MtsaWother p ta& in fhe TCliure. Flanagan ' *-?"Tke the government." holds that ~t1s the government's respdnsklnhty to "I'm sure people would p~cketZehrs if they determine tultlon levels, not the unrversrty's. thought thty could get steaks at the price of The fee str~kew~llcontlnue until the Ontario hamburger." he added. , Counc~lof Un~vers~ty Affalrs dellvws ~ t eulmg s Calling the proposed actron a "threat", he s a ~ d 'on the computer fee. "It ~salmosta certainty that that the real issues at hand are: "I) the quality of the OFUA wtll recommend that the government educat~onand. 2) who should oav for it." ~h~ univers~v~'accordinatow&ht,is"try1ng / I treat the computer fee as ~ftt were tultlon," s a ~ d Flanagan. to prowde adequate service." and iithe taxpas& The Federation has set up a fee strikers meetuon't p r o ~ i d esufficient funding, students u ~ lbe l ine to be held on Mondav. November 18 ( 11:30 faced with choice between "d~scontinumethe fee and eontlnulng the service." am., CC 135). Ian ~ i t i h e l l . chairman of the I

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South African ambassador defends his povern&ent's -positiovl ilt U of Calgary South African pdiey which in- protests saying "It wouldn't be

CALGARY ( c u p ) -- univeristy of Calgary students greeted Babb, South Africa's *bassador to Canada with boos and catcalls when he

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rlghts of almost four million Asians and people of mixed !' Protests Intlrrupted his hour race. Babb said his country's prob,a k n d a half lecture in defence of tbe South African government. lems are not unique, as all of Africa has problems with t r ~ b a l 'Babb rece~veda warmer reception speaking earlier that day a{ factions and a n Increasing the Canadian Club, the group urban populatmn. Babb even who sponsored his visit, al- boasted of South Africa's ,though both lectures were pre- human r~ghtsrecord. ,I keeded by protests against "No single country within all *artheid. of Africa enlovs a freedom of I Wabb asked to speak at other the press such-as we have. N o singk country has such a multiCanadian campuses but the U of C student council was the plicity of parties," he said. In an Interview with the only one to accept his offer. The Gauntlet, the student newsstudent council paid $325 t o b -rent the hall where he spoke. paper at U of C, Babbdismissed Apartheld is the offic~al the importance of the student

the first time. We're the punching bag. We'rethe target." Babb was also optlmlstic about the future of White South Africa. "We will always be there, even glven the worst options. Those five m~llionwhites will be there a thousand years," he told the members of the Canadian Club. The council also donated 4$325 to the student committee against racism t o sponsor a lecture by Yusef Saloojee of the banned African National Conmess the South African Onoo.. &ion Group. Saloojee had a different perspective aout the future of whrte rule in South Africa. He warned Canadian business owners, "If you invest today, make sure it's short term."

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Economist says boycotts dfSouth Africa are effective W ~ N ~ I P E(CUP) G - A South A h c a n economist says dwestment and boycotts of SouthRfrican products arc worklng. "Disinvestment is forcing big business topressure the government t o start introducing memingful reforms," said Stephen Gelb, economics lecturer at Johannesburg's ~itwatersrgndUniverslty. 'The government has lost control of the srtuation and big business is the real power." Gelb said divestment is forcing the business community In South Africa to reconsider ussupport of the' government and its racist apartherd policy. The professor was in Winnipeg on a recent speaklng tour. "Business interests are gettlng more impatient with the government's attern ts to control dissent, and some businessmen Xave even gone t o Zambia to talk t o representatives of the African National Congress," he sard. Gelb said the deterbratmg economy has hit blacks the hardest, but has just ~ncreasedarssent and militancy especially among trade unions. Polttlcal activism by the black utllons has further weakened the economy, he said. "Trade unrons have become much morepolitlcally active In the last year," Gelb said. "General strikes like the one in Transvaal last year have Increased pressure on business. Business mteests are very worried now, and business leaders are in turn increasing the pressure on rhegovernmcnt to change its policies."

Gelb said the business community wifi no longer support repression of dlssent because the backlash among black workers will make it even more difficult to get the economy moving again. "The 'Latm America' option of increasing reyression to stifle dissent is no longer acaptable t o business intereas," Gelb said. "The black trade unions and foreign investors will no longer stand for it." Cielb ssrd the economic crisis is making it more difhult t o stiffle dissent in any case. "These youths nod m d c n t s confronting the police in the townships have a solid base of support from the trade unions." "Although most p p l e are still apathetic, the situation is improving, especially among stu: dents," Gelb said. "There are about 1,300 black students at Witwatersrand, whites are seeing their black fellows d e m o ~ s t r a t ~and n g being harrassed by the police, so theyke starling to become more aware of what's going on." \ Gelb s a ~ deven the Afrrkaans unlversitles are starting to allow black students. He added that the pol~tlcallmpact of boycott campaigns is more important that t s k r economic effects. "Boycott vernment and show acti they have support In the cot'ts also encourage d companies because thy ge< bad press in thcu own countries."

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M.ayod candidate says Cardillo is *a1 with Iout m of touch his constituents. by Andrew Saikali Imprint staff Among those citizens who ~ feel frustrated with their decision-making authorities, some resort to criticism, others ignore the system hoping it will mend itself, and still others fight to change it. Arnie Radford belongs to this last category. The 23 year old U W Geography student is running for mayor of Kitchener in the November 12th municipal elections. A resident of Kitchener for most of his life, Radford has “watched a lot of decisions being made” and feels that it’s time for a change. As one of four people challenging Mayor Dom Cardillo, Radford believes that “it’s time to stop bitching - and get in there.” At the root oft he well-publicized issues of the campaign lie some fundamental social ills which Radford feels must be dealt with. At the surface of the Victoria park safety problem, for example, one can point accusingly at lack of security and lighting in the park itself. Yet beneath all that, Radford sees harassment as a social and economic problem that must be tackled. In dealing with youths hanging around the downtown core who have neither initiative nor motivation, “pushing kids along just doesn’t cut it,” Radford said. King Street itself is a problem area. Aesthetic changes have

‘COMPUTERFEEPROTEST MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25 Picketing of Needles Hall from 9:00 am. to 5:00 pm.

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We ask all students to withhold the computer fee portion of your tuition fees . for the Winter term. ’ The Strike will continue until the Ontario Council of University Affairs hands down a ruling on the fee. What will happen if a student withholds the fee? Come to the

March around Needles Hall and Sit-in 12 noon. 1 Organizers are needed. Protest sponsor&. by ihe Federation of Students and the Graduate Students & AssochWn. I’ ’

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been called for. Radford “would offer low interest loans to businesses along King Street for sandblasting and painting.” I He cites the King Centre as an “architectural nightmare.” Radford is aisocritical of Mayor Cardillo’s proposal for a $7.5 million transit mall for downtown Kitchexer. This “should be put on hold,” Radford contends, while the city addresses more pressing social problems - lack of shelters for ‘/’ the homeless and lack of conIL ,x#.t:.r;t,, c.ts-.,e+:.ld fnr wnl lthc 311 ULllVC QLClVlLJ 1”, JVUCIIJ. UW student Arnie Radford is running for Mayor of Kitchener. Kitchener’s reputation is at stake, and Radford fears that Photo by Tim Perlich the city’s misdirected attention is adding to the problem. As to the ward issue, Radford feels that Mayor Cardillo “is . out of touch.” The mayor wants to dismantle the wards that currently exist in Kitchener, while Radford and the other candiby Gord D&in The delegates are: The Housdates favour keeping the ward Imprint staff ing and Urban Development system in place allowing for a Association, The Small Invescloser tit izen/ alderman relaThe working committee for tor’s Association, The Watertionship. Alderman Brian Turnbull’s loo Student Co-op, and the According to Radford, Student Housing” Task Force Waterloo Uptown Business AsMayor Cardillo “doesn’t give a was formed at this past sociation. shit.” In this campaign, CarMonday’s meeting of Waterloo The weorking committee will dillo appears not to be taking City Council. A plan of action be meeting December 10, 6:30 any of his opponents seriously was established and meeting p.m., at Rink in the Park, where - something which irritates dates set. each delegation will present a Radford. Turnbull said that while the brief. Because he lacks funds, Radmeeting could not stay totally From that meeting, an inforford’s campaign has been resaway from discussing the issues, mation package will be pretricted, but he has still managed the majority of time was spent pared which will precede a to voice his concerns and dejust selecting committee public meeting to be held Januvelop a solid platform in a cammembers and establishing a ary 15, 1986 at 7:30 at a place paign that merits some notice. timetable. yet to be announced. X

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Hope fuls -make pitch Iforstudent bylaw was varied. Lynn Woolstencroft said the by Rick Nigel . bylaw should be suspended and Beattie-thought Imprint staff . “-1 is should be repealed. On the other hand, Jim Axler, John Thompson and ,Robert Brown supThe issues of studeAt housing and public safety ported the bylaw. “The bylaw exists to protect dominated the Waterloo aldermanic all candidates mecting.hcld this pastMonday in the Cam- - neighbouring residents,” against overcrowding, excessive noise and parking problems, ,s&id pus Centre. Axler. There was a general consensus among the 12 Sandy Maclean said that the bylaw should be candidates in attendance that a better integration amended, taking into iconsideration the, size of of students into residential areas is required in houses, many of which-are well-suited to having order to avoid friction between students and more than five residents. local residents. On the issue of’p;blic- safety, most of the canRefering to recent complaints from some Updidates suppdrted’making the city a safer place town residents that students should not be alby improving lighting and increasing police footlowed to live more than five to a single family patrols. As well, there was a consensus that Wa-s dwelling (which contravenes a city by-law), Steve terloo is in need of a rape crisis centre. Beattie said “we shouldn’t pola’ri’ze this communBoth Jim -Axler and John Thompson said ity...” He added that students are an integral part -crime statistics should be made more available so of the cpmmunity arid bring milliops of dollars that problem areas could be properly rectified. into it annually. As Thompson said, “You have to have the facts Beattie suggest+ that more student residences to inake g-proper decision.” and co-ops be constructed, and that if-the situaResbonding to a question asking if they would tion did n@ improve, the city should consider j support the recently-formed AIDS Committee building low-cost housing bn its own. of Cambridge, Kitchenet--Waterloo and Area, Andrew Telegdi, who was president oft he U Wmost Federation of Students 1975/76, said “student _ of the candidates thought the proper role of city council was one of ‘public education on housing ivas a problem then, and it’s a problem AIDS. “No municipal council is goirig to come now.” He thought more co-operation among all concerned may solve the problem: the university -- up with ,a solution for this problem, but we can help increase public awareness,” said Patrick could donate land for more housing, the city McMann. could forego the usual lot levy and students Among the candidates iying for eight council could chip in a small per .term housing fee. positions who attended Monday’s meetink were: Robert Brown suggested that the housing criJim Axler, Steve Beattie, Robert Brown, Sandy sis could be overcorhe by ‘levelling out” the Mclean, Patrick McMann, Dorothj, Schnarr, number of students on campus across the three John Shortreed, Andrew Tele$di, jbhn Thompterms. He said the number of students in town during the summer, when housing is ample, son, Brian Turnbull and Lynn Woolstencroft. Candidates Jim Erb and Bob Henry were not in could be increased by admitting one third of the attendance. freshman class in May. The election is on Tuesday, November 12. Opinion dn Waterloo’s limited occupancy

-UW “&rubber)’ by Peter Stathopulos Imprint staff For many years, acid rain has been an environmental problem that has had no seemingly viable economic solution. Now, however, ‘reie&hers at UW have discovered a device that can ston acid rain right at its source. It is called the Water: loo Scrubbel, and it works by cleaning-the sulfur dioxide out -of industrial emissions before they are sent out into the atmosphere. . Sulfur Dioxide (S02) combines with the atmosphere to form S03. This compound reacts with water (H20) to form acid’ rain (H2S04). Compared to present alternatives, the Water&

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Scrubber is both simple and relatively inexpenusing conveitional means, it costs about $250 milsafe in landfill sites but can be further recycled sive to put into.%operation. for the same ,process. lion to remove the SO2 from a 1,000 megawatt The fumes, now free of S02, carry on up the The Scrubber was actually invented at U W plant. The Waterloo Scrubber might be able to about ten years ago ,and has been used for other do the same job for about 25% of the present smokestack and out into the atmosphere. The types of air purification for several years. It is just most important part of the Scrubber is its small, cost. -adjustable. nozzles whiclr co’ntrol the amount ‘of . recently, however; that Dona.ld Spink, a chemiWhat makes the scrubbej; so simple and cheap water and slurry that are sprayed into the gas cal engineering professor,‘and Stuart Burgess, an to use‘? It was developed some time ago and its adjunct professor, have patented it specifically ‘. present mddifi’cation needs-only to be fine-tuned. ’ fumes. I . , for an application to acid rain. Spink says’that More impqrtant, however, the whole process if The first experiments done with the Scrubber were highly qualitiative btit s.till showed an al,dealing with acid rain is an economic problem . fueled by industrial waste which normal19 has to most 100% success in the removal of S02. In not a -technological one. A major obstacle in be disposed of. This waste material comes from condensed furnace fumes and after -mixing with using effective pollution controls is the unwilorder to get support for the Scrubber and also to talk about it publicly, it was pateited. Support is lingness of the industries to spend more on them water is called “sl!rrY:‘. Its mean component being iron oxide, it -has a reddish-brown, mudprovided by the Waterlod Centre for Process than on building the plan itself. For example, like consistency. Development, through which Spink and his associates work. The Scrubber works by spraying the iron oxide slurry into the SO2 fumes and then agitatPresently, there are highly quantit?tive tests ing these in a turbine which spins away from the being conducted with exact readings of sulfur dioxide b&fore and after the removal process.. smokestac,k rather than toward it. This simple About $600,000 will be needed for reverse of direction decreases the amount of SO2 -w ment’ to further ‘research and de% op that escapes out into ihe atmosphere during the the agitation. The gaseous sulfur dioxide is attracted i Scrubber during an intended- six-month demonto iron oxide, and thus dissolves’ in the slurry stration at’ Ontario Hydro.‘s Naticoke electrical felt ‘like a, curb, he told her io ing into the crowd, running droplets. They react with the sub-micron iron generating station. over ,several people and then back up. If future tests go as .we!I as -the preliminaries oxide particles ‘in the slurry and are thus immoErnst denied either stopping backing up over them again. indicate, then the Waterloo Scrubber could well twice or taking orderS$rom her bilized in the slurry. The chemical reaction which Because the bus had stopped, takes place produces iron sulphate. This is quite contribute to the end of acid rain. husband, saying that she was say the students, they began to inching her’bus forward into the mill arourid the bus, waiting for busy: . . crowd to make room for buses the doors to open. They say that she thought where coming so,on _ Ernst was h&tile ,to&arh .the behind her. She claims she crowd and was swearing. backed up because she heard The students also testified that when some of them tried to students shouting that she had hit someone. The University of Waterloo is He said questions are being who just want to take a single enter the bus through the back limiting enrolment in almost a asked, such as: Who ought to be subject? Or, should returning ‘door, they were approached by . The doronor’i jury has ‘rethird of its 300 correspondence students be given preference a man identified as Ernst’s huspermitted *to take a course commended that a controlled over nevy students. band David, who threw them where there are more stidents bus loading and unloading zone courSeS this year* off the bus and closed the door. Limited. enrolment courses ‘than the university can handle ’ be established at the private en“Thus fa’r we ‘have operated He then told his wife to pull te2;i;rreknt complex at Bingerange from an introduct?ry 1 and shou1d preterence bc given strictly on a first-come, fi.rstL psychology course which to those working toward de: forward, but after they hi4 what , s served basis,” Lumsden said. &ickly filled up with .as manygrees, as compared with those students as can be handled (300), to sucR subjects as classical civilization and geography, where iimiiS are as lOW aS 35 per Hewlett Packard(C.anada), hi&h-tech research park evolve course. U W’teaches 6,000 part>Ltd., a computer hardware mat here. time students, acrogs Canada, nufacturing company, has .ptu-“Where& Hewlett Packard through its correspondence chased 25 acres of land on \the has located, they s&m to have program. U W campus. / had quite an impact,” Holmes According to Bruce said. “We would expect them to ‘The land was purchased for iumsden, associate registrar draw other fiims to the area. an undisclosed sum and is lo(part time studies), enrolments We are graduallyget t ing a clushave to be limited because I’the cated on the northwest part of ter of high-tech comdanies lothe campus, near Hallinan Rd. professors are too buiy to haneating near the campus and we dle more students. expect to see so&e of their Hewlett Packard has .an ofsuppliers locate nearby as well.” fice in Waterloo, and is ex“Waterloo has one of the Holmes said .one, of U W’s petted to build a manufacturing highest ratios of students to problems in connection with plan on its new property. professors of any university in developing its research park, is ’ Accorinflg to Dr. EL. Canada,” Lumsden said. “Even that it doesn’t have money to Holmes, U W dean of research, though correspondence teachservice the land --I to put in ing doesn’t involve face-to-face _, the Hewlett Packard puchase roads, sewers; water .mains, and will have an effect on the future classroom contact with stu.so forth. of the other land on the univerdents,. the professors still have Hewlett-Phckard is a corposity’s largely undeveloped north to mark assignments, prepqre campus. The university has exrate partner in UW’S Institute exams, and respond to students’ for Computer Research. pressed an interest in seeing a questions. -

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by &or6 Durein ’ . Imprint staff The coroner’s inquest this week into the dealth of WLU student Brigitte Bouckaert, last September, heard conflicting -testimony from the bus driver Elizabeth Ernst and students outside the bus. Bouckaert. a residence don and biology &ajar, was attending an orientation dance at Bingeman Park in Kitchener before thk accident occurred at the shuttle bus which was ,to fake her back to WLU. Students claim that the bus had stopped twice before veer-

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Procurement can be defined as the bureaucratic striving to possess, regardless of need. It ‘is an empirical law of bureaucracies that is easily observed in the Pentagon, where it results in billion dollar bombers, $200 hammers, and $600 toilet seats. Not to mention corruption (witness the padded navy contracts with General Dynamics), manipulation of public opinion (witness the Nicaraguan MlGs that weren’t), wars for the sake of training (witness Gran-ada), reduction of more useful expendit&s (witness the Enivronmental Protection Agency budget cuts), massive debt load, et al. Only Americans are dumb enough to let that happen to them, right? Wrong. We in Ontario are blessed with our very own, homegrown bureaucratic juggernaut: Ontario Hydro. All the symptoms are there: Hydro has managed to nurture a $25 billion debt, ‘accounting -for 100% of the province’s borrowing on public markets in 1981. Ontario at the <same time has the distinction of having the most under‘funded post-secondary education system, per capita, in Canada. Ontarians are even subjected to a relentless propaganda barrage by Ontario Hydro. We are encouraged to squander our energy resources by heating our homes to their melting point just so that we can walk around barefoot in the middle of January. Aside from the fact that electricity is the least efficient way to heat a house, shouldn’t a Crown Corporation be encouraging conservation, instead of wasting taxpayer’s money trying to artificially inflate demand? “Stamp out cold feet,” coo the PR people from Hydro, who are three-quarters as numerous as the entire staff of the Ontario Ministry of Energy. Ontarians would be better off- to stamp out aOntario Hydro. Why does Hydro want to inflate demand? For the same reason it wants to export power to the U.S. - it needs to create new markets in order to slough off its surplus power and pay off its debts.‘How will it supply those markets? By creating new generating capacity, of course. If you say: “nonsense!” you’re right. It’s absurd that, on

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the one hand, Hydro says we need more generating capacity - ie: we need Darlington Nuclear Generating Station and on the other, it attempts to sell to foreign markets and to entice the Ontario consumer to waste ever greater amounts of energy. The reality is that Ontario Hydro has painted itself into a. corner: “in order to pay off our debt, we need to sell lots of electricity. In order to sell lots of electricity, we need to generate lots more electricity. In order to generate more electricity, we need,another power plant, which will of course be financed by massive loans. These loans will have to be paid back,” etc. . . Whether or not nuclear power is safe; whether or not it’s _. clean; whether or not there is any safe way of storing toxic radioactive wastes for the hundreds of years minimally required; whether or not it’s overcentralized and hence resistant to democratic control - whether all these nots, nuclear power ain’t cheap. And it sure ain’t working, either. There are eight reactors at Pickering Nuclear Generating Station. Units 1 and 2 are down: it will cost over $700 million to retube them after a serious accident two years ago resulted in an emergency shut-down and revealed chronic flaws in the CANDU reactor design. Unit 3 is down temporarily, whatever that means. The Atomic Energy Control Board suspended the licence of Unit 8, which was to have gone on line four months ago,. after hundreds of pressure tubes were damaged during a test last spring. It could cost another $60 million to put band-aids on that one. As with any bureaucracy, we can’t trust Hydro to look after our best interests, for instance, by promoting conservation; nor can we trust it to excercise budgetary restraint. Nor, evidently, can we trust it with the toys it already has. There is no reason to believe that any new toys would be conceived in our best interest, that they would be better managed, or that they are even necessary - as Hydro would have us beleive. Darlington, which started out as Ontario’s $3.7 billion toilet seat, is now our $12 billion toilet seat. As such, it Should be sat on. Chris Jinot

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Fee Hike Strike. That’s what they called the 1972 province-wide protest over a 20% government-imposed hike in tuition. It was highly controversial. Student leaders wondered if students really would withhold their fees. Referenda were held. Only 30% of UW students voted to withhold fees. This campus dropped out of the provincewide strike. But other campuses were not so timid. At York over 50% of the student body withheld fees.Administration offices were occupied. York was forced to release OSAP cheques held back from fee-strikers by student occupations of administrators’ office. OFS finally called the strike a failure. No immediate rollback of tuition occurred. But, and this is a huge but, later in 1973, knowing that a further tuition hike would be confronted by a more experienced group of student leaders,

and even more determine opposition, the provincial Tories announced a five year freeze on tuition. It worked. The taste of student protest, even from relatively few students on a handful of campuses was more than Billie Davis could stomach. The universities and their bankers were frightened. A five year freeze was won. The lesson? Fee strikes work! While university administrators and provincial politicians will pretent to be unaffected, determined action, even by a relatively small proportion of the student body, getsattention at Needles Hall, and among Needles Hall’s bankers. There is no democracy for students at UW and there will not be any until the people take action. But when they do, . . Democracy means having a voice, but in our world only those who use their voices end up having voices. If you keep your computer fee in your pocket, you’re using your voice. Vote with your cheque-book, withhold that fee! Doug

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ter so why shsuld Joe Taxpayer be paying for it. Good old Joe To the editor: Taxpayer is already footing the bill for 750&of our education; can Iti his editorial (Imprint, October 25), Neal Bonnor arrogintly accuses those of us who are not scrambling to picket the univer’ we really justify sticking him for even’mor?? -No-w don’t get me wrong, I do not deny the positive-effect B sity administration over the imposition of computer fees of good education system hason society. But’putting aside, for abeing“apathetic” and “self-centered.” I find it very surprising, , Mr. Bonnor, that despite the fact you spent three quarters of moment, the common good and all that other happy horseshit, shouldn’t each of us admit that we are here {at least ib part) your editorial expounding on what a wonderfully rounded perbecause we expect to gain from our e.ducation on a purely person you are: it did not occur to-you that perhaps some of US supportthe computer’ fee. I- not only support the new fee but ’ sonal level? Come on ... . don’t beshy .. .. admit that such academic as a nice job and a c mfo$table income have consider it a mere pittance of w-hat each student should be unmentionables entered ydur mind as-reasons for atten 1 ingthis institution. Well,’ paying for computer usage. if they have, then hoti can youexpect everything to be handed fo . I am not suggesting that. my views afe widely supported,‘. afterall it is difficult to convince someone that $100 wduld be YOU via the well oiled government gravy train. uri? society is ,beriefiting, but so are you! So cough up your $7 00 and do it better off residing in the university coffers than his/her pocket. Besides, Wateiloo students have not had something this good to : graciously. r’ Oh .. I almost forgot . .. some still ha. e an argument left as to complain about since (former Fed President) Tom Allison was why you shouldn’t be paying compute 1 fees. They claim-that chastised for failing to buildan adequate bar facility ..; Gee Tom, I paid $7.50, where’s the revolvin‘g restaurant? niost of the computer fee is not being used tb providd better Without being pretentious I would like to agk those of you who computer facilities, but. to build thd new com?uter research .are protesiing the computer fee lust who you think should be center. Well, to that I say - “GOOD” - I certainly hope part of the money is going towards constructing the CRC. footing the, bill for yohr computer ‘time? Perhaps your fairy UW is renowned for being on the leading edge of technological ’ ‘godmother shouldgay for it, or maybe the tooth-fairy. No, wait development,. a reputation which is part of the reason many of us ... what’s that I h,ear at the back somewhere .. . of course, THE are here. However, td stay on the leading edge i_sexpen.sive. We GOVERNMENT, that wonderfully generous organization that can legitimately expect the government and priva1e itidustry to we all expect-to keep us hkalthy, safe, and merrily tit our studies significantly contribute towards kee-pink us there, but once well through this decade, should foot the bill. again, part -of the money should come from the student popula-. Welt ladiesrand gentlemen it may qome as a shock to you, but tion. I know what your thinking ..: we shouldn’t have to pay for our government doesn’t have the ‘money fo meet its present obligations let alone increase university funding. The country is s’omethigg we’re not going to be heri to use. That argument, apart from being rather selfish, doesn’t make economic sense. If “reeling from the largest national deficit in our history. Each taxpayer ,is-paying almost $1,000 per year in interest on the every student population had taken that attitude we’d all be attending lectur.es*on the Village-Green. national debt alone. ’ Computer fees are an equitable, and.fair way \of distributing Solutions anyone? .. . What’s that? .., ah ...make the c&backs the cost of computing. The fees allow Waterloo to provide you somewheie else .. . Oh, good idea. Let’s cut social programs and on the leading de-index old-age pensions (again). What’s a few starving old with better facilities and help keepthe university edge of new technology.- So when you examine the issue of people if it means all the ripped-off, underprivileged, hard-donecomputer fees, look a little farther that the dent ip your wallet by university students won’t have to pay that extra $100 for and consider your financial responsibilities and obligations. computer time. ’ ’ Taking things a litt~le far am I? Well, yeah, maybe I am, but I John Downing / 2B Computer Science. think I’ve made-my point. It’s you and I that are using the compu-

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by Mike Loh To all fellow Malaysian stud&tkkn&nkr imprint c&tying a little’ notice around two weeks ago a&&t regi&ingOat the Fed Office for bur government’s late* sticient‘data .c&ec&‘igprogram? Someone at Imprbbt playfuliy entitled thi! article Big Brother searching . . .‘* We had qntil October 30 to fill out sbme forms and &ess what? I did not. __ ’ Not thAt I didn’t want to; we Malaysiar%$ u&ally &icy abiding, but I forgot about it entireb I only r&membered about it ’ on the 2%h, zind the office was closed by.thp time I got to it: So,’ I &ted imagining all @e @ouble I’ll ge!.into for being so absent-minded. For example, when I arrive at the airport in my hometown after a long gruelling flight from faraway Toronto, would any complications;arise? With just a few strokes at the keyboard, the immigration officer wil! confirin *at I am not or&e list of Ma!aysian &de&s in Canada. Furthermore, they’ll ask, why is my !&lay so bad, especially .after k claim to have spent eleven lovely years in Malaysian primary and sec&dary public schools. What can I say? They wi!l also notice those strange huge b&s that I’wotild be wearing . . . But fear not, I know bf at least one other p&son who failed to perform this duty and if there’s even a slight hint the officials are interpreting this as spbversive activity, we . shall proceed to clarify our situation. This reminds me of some of my more venturou$ schoolmates who defied authority by donning socks with stripes above the r ankle instead’of the all-white variktyl S&e they did that ‘-against school rules deliberately in order to remain fashionable they were rightly ‘disciplined’; b!lt we’ ate merely forgetful. If the officials refuse to accept ourex$anations, we shall protest. After all, we did come to Cana& to learn. There will be camps built just outside the Parliament buildings;’ perimeter in Kuala LUmpur (we won’t want to disturb those deer presented by some other friendly nation which roam in the compound) and the i media will confront us with half-hearted curiosity. I wonder if‘ scaling the wail to the top of the clock tower at th& old Secret‘ariat would be more meaningful? When and if I actually sit down,and think about it serious&, I don’t expect this to be anj&ing that cannot.be r@ifiedswiftly if necessary. It’s probably the easiest wasy to test out a-spunky little ,fast data commuhication system they acquired at the High Commission up on Ottawa (possible Canadian made) or something of that sort. So, if you are still worrying about it (I stop@ worrying two ni$hts ago), you can rest in pea& now. Go back to your fin+ and study hard, squeeze out ev’ery cent’s worth of education ._ you can get in Waterloo; it doesn’t come cheap. j i , ;$> Most of us still wear: all-white SQ& anyway. . I.3 d /

To the editor: suppdrter, and how pleased I was by this bol-d political ’ I received a pamphlet from OXFAM-Canada in the mail the I statement made by a person holding such office. ” other day including a letter listing people in the KitchenerBeing the intellectual andspiritual leader of the University of Waterloo area who have personally endorsed their “Let’s! Get Waterloo, Dr. Wright must be very careful in seledting the Growing” campaign for Nicaragua. How impressed I was when.1 .- organizations he publically endorses. His public support for a saw listed, the name of UW’s president, Dr. Douglas Wright, as a particula’r organization or cause naturally reflects a collective university position to those outside the university doinmunity. -Dr. .Wright’s endorsement of the “Let%s Get Growing - Plant Seeds ,of Solidarity in Nicaragua” campaign is particularly significant because he has gone above and bey,ond - the traditional rdle df a university president. He has placed his support squarely behind the revolutionary government of Nicaragua and its people who are currently fighting a bitter war commendable in an age where the U&ted States president labels against the U.S. backed“Contra” forces attempting to overthrow their government as ‘terrorist’ arid “totalitarian”. Dr.-Wright has that government., _ waded through the propaganda in,an attempt to identifythe true -nature of the problem. Our president has crystall?zed for the Nicaragua has been chosen by OXiAM-Canada. for its students and staff, the struggle for independence by the @ejects because of “its gdvernment’s willingness and ability to foster grassroots development”. Four criter’ia used by OXFAM Nicaraguan people and endorses OXFAM irr itsdisapfiroval of “the covert and illegal U.S. support for the ‘Cotitra’ activities in selecting .projects are listed in the pamphlet and are as against Nicaragua” follows: 1)Self reliance -‘incbeasing local people’s ability togrow and the ‘U.S. led ecotiomic i boycott” of \ the& own food and reducing depende:nce on imports; 2)Priority , Nicaragua. The faculty, students and stai‘f at theUniversity of Waterloa. . to theoorest -~-meeting the needs of‘the most disadvantaged should support ,Dr. Wright’s’strong moral stand against &l%?.’ <people first; 3)Mork power fcir women - at all community levels involvetient in Nicaragua by writing l-etters tand making phone and in bolitical life; 4)Participation - involvement in the calls to his office, and by defending his position against almost planning and management of programmes by the people . I certain opposition from the community. benifiting from them. Gleba Seith 4th year Dr. Wright’s support for the Nicaraguan pedple is indeed /

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_’ by Marie Sedivy ., ’ .1 - I. Two, weeks ago, a LJW studenf.,hanged -himself., The * ‘. friend,‘who brqught me the news c@dn’t-understand why.I didn’t seem upset by.it, for it had depressed him, Perhaps I hasn’t upset becausq I didn’t know this student - but then again, neitbe?-did my friend. Or perhaps I’ve simply grown im.mupe to’suicide just as many of US are ‘no 16nger \ horrifkep at the suffering we see on the evening news; That which. we do not know or understand is *most : frightening, most upsetting, most horrifying. The tr&gic ahd&&eptitid~~sl~ &ltferate&~decaii;i.?Bt-ed;~~~~a2~,“;~~be~a~~ death twb weeks ago did not-leave I& untouchtid, y>et for - , me, suicide ddes not fall into the realm of the unknown. the Aine’ricans tianted to “shqw t’he RtissiFn& $timet’hitig” aridat:, Almost everyone I have ever been real19 close tb has eit(her h the s,anie time find out what their’tiew.t&ys.could do .‘. .I think it, _ . .attempted stiicide, s.eriously contemplated it,, or spent -, . “should hfirt. L r, -.” . ‘some time on a psychiatric’ hard for being a threat. to :?$&a~ Lonsdale *.’_ . . (. themselves. I remember walking into my apartment,-one night last winter only ‘to find one of my.roommaies on the verge of overdosihg on a wide assortment of:pills. She , spent the next three hours sobbing ,on my shoulder. Another friend repea‘fed4.y swallowed as mariy as seventy ’ aspirins -hoping for death. She didn’t die, but she now has .. . . L_ -‘I , *..s.. ’ .‘, acr<$s the provitice.,:Th’e prin+I$e i$perilk’&by the&$&$ is that: an ulcer in additibn to her origins1 problems.. An open.letter to Dr.‘Dotigl@s Wright ’I of acc*s$bility. Fqrthei?ncrqages in- the cotiputgr’ @~~v&&@~= Perhaps experiendes‘sucli as these have enabled me to -Dr. Wright: will mak&U;W- a university tihe$e @‘is not &no@h;t&be a-good;. see beyond the initial shock and horror.of-suicide. Perhaps. , . ,on behalf of tJe,students! council’of the Unikersi&..af Watkrstudent; o~~~&&~l have to be -able to 6tiy hundreds ‘of dollar& iti experiendes such as the$e have enabled me to understand, loo (UW), ,the members of the Comfnittee omMandatory Compuextra .fees. Does ‘the computer fee not’disenfyanchise +ho& stuYf at least a little, why anyone would want-to take his/her ’ ter Fees wish to express to you openly our strong disagreement dents whose tax dd@s will-one day slugport post-$ec?ndFfi otin 1life. Through all the. sto&e& I have heard runs a with both the implementation and the implications of the’com_. * . t --:.,: . , ~ L / common thread: the suicidal persun total lack of selfput_er service fee. There are many fundamental questions about .:-cdu@iDfl? ’ esteem. With-out exception, these people feel that they are the feb which$ave not been answered by the administrat,idn. ‘.+ If -tie follow thklogic o;‘theCCU, every studentJtih&is-Aen&& worthlesb, that the’ world would-be much-better off and ;This fee represents a poor solutipn to the real-problem of an dpportunity to titer UW becauie ~of increa&d co&s’ givesthose students can afford to attend this universitythQ I happier without ‘ them.. Whethek i they actually ,’ are post-secbndary educatidn underfunding in Ont.ario. Students worthless is not the issue; reality is not as importanttas I are being ustil$ directly to offset shortfalls in the’ operating “opportunify to fnake academic use of cqmputing.“. We find th& their,perception’of it. . - budge,t of UW. Traditionally, tuition fees have been viewed as. implications hf the computer service f;ee to be unacceptablb p -e_ W* are advising the students of IJW t_owithhold the comptite’@’ It &as always strpck me as being rather ineffectualto ’ the students’ contribution towaids thenormal operating costs df the University. The UW administration has implemented a.pan-. ‘, fee portion.,@ their tuition as a protest against tfie~fee. dwell ori the question of how these people have developed such 3 low self-image, asking tihether parents, peers, or - datqr<g’,incidental fee. Incidental fees are _used.‘tQ bear*.cbsts” 1 We ask that yolk, I$., W,rigKt, repi&t~~.~h~ Eoncer’~s,of-Z~&&. ,dents 9s outlinbd here: iti tpeiriext i&sue of &[i;;;‘i& society ie general is the’ cause. All that leads to is the _ necessapy to fufilj the requiremqnts of the-actidemic progrtiqn . +:c, AS a final tite, we are studying methods qf inCreasingf&&fig. assigning bf. blame *hi& results=in unnecessarg .guil*t. . . whlcJ?,t$e stud&t is,.registered. Since this case clearly’dpes not - .Ptirba$s it..wguid be mqre &n$trtictiy~‘to.adk h&v the&e < *. ‘ap@ly td allXW st&$e%Bs;-itthin fee not’ tuition? . for post-secondarg education iti Ontario. We wbuld appreci& ly-qur co-operatidri in ,finU@g mope p,psitive sol+& people &n bd-heip,ed, htiw suicide ,cqn beipievented. .-I t ,Th& g@ernm@tit’ iB ‘the,-&&mate body of ap.peal -fo$,#udent to- th& problem than the computei* service fee. . p. .._ !; ‘1 Sui&de atter$tti a& mc&t&f@&ra,final c~.fbF help, arid concetns, This fe~~~~~~~~ac~-~uition’ and represents ti -Lethdd . I _“of -, . .--\ . -. - ’ . iticreasing~tuitiofi ,bey’ond &ernment guidelines. JS the admin1 ne Vommittee on Mandatory Gomputer Fees %bne&f ‘the ‘stire-& ‘s&&s t&@, 6 pe&@n is‘contempjating ~\ i*x ; ->:, ..*.,$;t? ‘& ‘- ‘4 -1 suicide’ is that l$she .wiJl talk about it,. dro’ppi,ng’.so*Fe istratio@‘arl$tr@rily decidipg.whaf Ieve of tuitioF,‘shall be borne ._ . I . .5 _ ,( . li( *;:’ g&s;, not:so-subtle hints. It is not uncommmon fti a potent91 by- UW studegts?‘Did the administration consider a referendum -a s@$de to complain of depre$sion,.toX.discus$ the pro&and-; , ,,foc st^udentsrto $e.cide -on irnplel Aentation.of the fee,?, Who iS is a ,cre@f~J$:,ys$ cons of various ;inethodS’itf suicidei.arid tti,tiak& cbtiments I’ represefitind”&derit :con&rns ip , the decision-kaking process. . .Th.ere. i _. 1 j ~A11 ‘. such as “& wish I were dead”, “Maybe I ‘11 just Slash my about the level of incidental feesi iFllrthotvnApo ur*rr”rrt*“lu( ..*a* thertu&nts _-_- _-_-_---_ -. wrist2’; or “The worfd would *LIbe better off without me. be asked to pay for future sharifalls ilri,the operati%g.-budget? . Td the &&ior:I’, ’ ‘> ‘” ’ are’nqt n&rl$ eiioigh i& iv& \ around anyway.“. T@ Unive$sity receives operating grants based on th&nti&ber biologist disi( -In “American lqtion’:. of, life si&e it- Woul4, , I haves.$ten\fei! t-h-at b;qause &$I& are uncomfor.table .of reglstered etude’nts...Ebr every $l’*+udenta pay in rdg,ulaI+:. &sses A” (Imp,rint,-Nolreinlier t&k6 infihife? 4fme fol; life tdi. tu.ition,..the governmeht c~ontributes 2 ‘to 4 *dollars in gr&nts . with the,topi”c ofsui_cide, they ke&,fheir distance?h4ost do 1) it was stated that v&t riot realize that di&cing t@s’elf;ftioti a pot&tial suicide de@nding,o<the facultyiThe&inp$er fee is not matchedby the amom& of ‘bacteria &nsdoes not elimiq;ate tl&probleti;‘in f&t, it will piobsbly ; go6ernment. The comput’er: fee alters the ratio of/student to formed the earth’s drust atid ’ reinforce the de”@ps&d pe&m’s feblings of wopthiessness gcxvern’menf funding. What, level of funding does the Ufni gdmin-aFmosphere : qs fat. batick a$ at a time,wheii what he/&e nee’ds’n-& is to find ti reasbh: , ,istration expect studbats to-bear (the current l&e1 is approxi-‘ .’ ‘3300 million years. to’go bn liv..ng; And m&t of my depresse?cJ ,friendsT. +*. htive. vately v%)? Doei _the ‘cdm@uter fee have.a,c&ling? .* These hypothetical, vast *I eventtiklly .found t-hat reas’on. u.y,vj \&AU uu., The Committee. of -@mputer ,Users (CCU), 3tIL,.m* *=n hll *ho a,-~; . ... ..: ilatea Fre -qlioted ifi order <to alaighty- :IGod; the ministrati&, &ggest8 that every student payi] ng the Tee l+$s +the *.’ bulk evolutionary 1 While it’is true’tha_t- most pi US are not-qualified to tieal I proces,&es takes to create’ things may’be with a severely depressed or suicidal person,‘we cari help _. oppoptunity tq’m&k& acadeinicr use of compu Iting”l Should all __ on earth, which is-qQnjectured< inSinit.~~~~~~l.:rathei: than infs bjl referring him/&r ‘to someone, who is puaIifi$d: B nit& .?-*- ‘ : ‘.-~ @udentebe’pay,ing:an:extra,fee for ‘9he qpportt mit’y:’ to.usewhat , 1 to be 4.5 ‘.billibn r,ad&active ‘_ ‘: -,~ . _ doctor, a counsellor; or; a psychiatrist.is an integral part of our education? : ->a ‘,years *d. ’ ’ . \ .r \ 1. $ichrtied& ’ b‘ : It is tragic-that suicide is a fact of life. it is perhaps eben. . In the lo&run, there are*&& conseq&&bofth&camput& ... ?’ However, the gceat paradox ‘Departtitint df divir j@gibeeI &ore tragic that hu+nan beings develop sucli a pervasively se&ice fee. ‘?;h$ fee’ sets. Z+.p‘re&der)t f-or Un’ive’rsitp $&li$g5 .i is that ‘e’ven billio*n& ‘&ye&s ingL L _I I, “‘. low self-image,that--they Contemplate an,d e,ven attempt. I suicide.sBut, ppdbibly most tragic i&he fact that most of I - us have no*-+! bothered to open dur ?ye$ to ‘it:. : wlio

The ,analogy ‘cotipariig &I& &d qolf as-sirnil& species.is a good or@. Howeveb, :Toflork [&print, N&ember 1) seems to want ts’&fitii! t,wo classPs‘pf.,@en?- “cowardQ” who &lk and kill _ “co-eds” and reak men -w’h’p don’,t lQrf .w;pm&, ,Thisiemirids me of’ t he cajqori in the Toronto St;ar cons’l&ngof p&a”@b.onde’d$$le’ ‘buddies’ tiho lobk like,,bug$ ‘puffy, fri,ghtened m$p$t+rs -and /. spend-much of their tim@assert&n$:they’re -,ot. . Surely Ione Man and AJan i.~‘&&i~*‘ate both mote coinple’x . and+more pottintially d-angero,us thti@~eith& the wolf, a,species in ’ :danger of exinctic+ by Man,;or a p&i b’f &ffly c&$ogri mon&& . c *the adult equi.v’alent of. “Care: Be&s’!? \ I : Also, I don’tAonsider m$seJf a “do-,a” on this ctimpus btit :a’ full adu!t.hutian being.. So/J don’t.watit to live in a society where I ‘mieri m.ust ,\ry to beconie the qardboa_rd chmacters in aSylvester’ St$one -! Rabert ‘Deviro movie. with tial .mean protecting . . women ag@inst Rev. York’s’. “crazes,” “cucl<s” and .“cowards.” , Howevtir, I don’t purport to speak for all women on this camp&, . j including’thoee whd tioyl&‘accept the label “co&“, or wear the crokn of Miss Oktoberfest or feel there is no better ‘choice’ than -’ ,to live tbeik live&in a n@$io ‘@otecto&te;’ I.-feel this Way p&y ’ becadse of s’omething. c#l$$‘~he feminizat.iotr-of poverty”. f.de get-the sense that TomtYork iS q&e coh&rnid with the ! ~. frightentig aspects & being mai’e in ap I”inpeI’fect ‘woild. I w.ould ; most like to hear him talk Bbotit the--ftia&’ of- men. Or* ‘at&t divorce. Or about unemployment. C$- &out woken? \ , -Anlp Mickes.. s I#isteiy L .’ j I . . _ L .

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by Graeme Peppler . Imprint -staff Despite complications in dealing with long-range issues in light of present day. short-term considerations, the Senate Long-Range Planning Committee (SLRP) hopes to complete the first draft of their final Planging for the Fourth Decade by the end of 1985. U W vice-president academic and chairman of the committee, Dr. T.A. Brzustowski, expressed his hope thatthe first draft would be released late this year as scheduled and that, following established practice, it woul’d be distributed for widespread comment and discussion. Meeting every two weeks, the committee-is attempting to define those matters which they feel will be of concern in theeprocess of developing a plan for the fourth decade of the University, which begins with the 1987 academic year. Planning things for the long-range when consideration has to be given to important short-range functions is’ a problem that the committee is encounterihg at the moment. “Long-range planning must be made in consideration of short-term issues to see where the University is headed,: says Brzust ows ki. Three parameters which the committee must consider in forumlating long-range pl’ans deal with funding, the size of the University’s.operations, and the quality of those operations. The last of these points, as Brzustowski outlines;is dependent on the first-two. _ To improve the quality of education the committee envisages a significant reduction in teaching hours required *for graduation. Research projects in which students “can learn in the context-of a project with clear goals” may come to the fore in their place. A proposal for more major papers and essays ‘for all faculties is also under consideration. Brzustowski cited the complaints of the Recreation Department and Arts faculties that both the quality and the number of papers required for submission has seriously declined. Cutting back on the size of the faculties and of the University in general may also be in futune plans. Reforming admission requirements -- basing them on prospective student’s goals, extra-curricular activities, interests, etc. -- is being considered as well. The committee feels that the number of Ontario scholars admitted should not be a measure of whether a/faculty is successful: it feels selection should be based on interviews which wouldrequirea . good deal of time on the part of the faculty members. What the committee sees as an extreme view, though a feasible one with regard t.o admissions, is the notion of a common first year where students would <need specific core courses regardless-of their area of study. Such as system is presently in place at Dartmouth College. Part of SLRP’s time is.being spent considering the Canadian university environment to’ best determine how U W can modelitself to it. Opinions among committee members include queries into why Canadian academics-don’t collectively speak out on topics of na-

tional interest, why U W graduates don’t cont$ue to refer to and go back to their alma maters, and why and howgraduates become influential in Canadian society, . By reflecting on such questions, the committee hopesto establish definite goalsfor UW’s fourth decade. Several observations made by the committee as to what is desirable and preferable for U W in its fourth decade have been presented _ for discussion.!lncluded in these possibilites are the following: 1. a liberalizing of education by developing,interdisciplinary pro-.

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2. a way to deal with values questions; for example, values which operate in decision-making and in the community; 3. a way ‘to give more attention to the teaching community at U W; 4. a redefining of the intellectual en ironment, including a clear symbol that there is intellectual life i utside the classroom; 5. revamping class sizes and the number of course offerings. _ According to the committee, to increase the opportunites for learning, more time in the curriculum outside-of formal lecture individual study are courses, and an intellectual climate supporti 1 . ,F required; These two changes would require “ significant ‘shift in the attitudes of many faculty. members, and. n-explicit statement of the ‘a University’s\ educational philosophy,‘, says Brzustowski; which would differ substantially from attitudes presently held. The deliberations of the committee could lead to a po&ible ’ philosophy of undergraduate education at Waterloo, which would ’ emphasize a greater balance-between teaching and learning, and that may introduce University-wide degree requirements opening the door to the integration of knowledge among the major divisions of the University. One topic of discussion within the committee is the possibility of becomingaapartially private institution by accepting areduction in operating grants from the government in return for the freedom to determine fee levels. A 10% .reduction over five years, accompanied by a fee increase to the order of $3,5OO/year, it is suggested, Dr. T.A. Brzustowski .would increase U W’s operating budget by some $20 million/ year. To ponder the University’s future more closely the committee has “The excite/merit of /research has gone to the Institutes,” says split into sub-groups, the ultimate aim of which are to define those Brzust owski. “ Communication is ,essential between departments issues which should clearly be addressed-in the first draft of the final report. and institutes to avoid potential conflicts.” Other sub-groups are dealing with Health Studies, the Reward A sub-group on Continumg Education is looking into the deSystem for Faculty (merit ratings, tenure, promotion), Quality of mands for retraining programs, co-op masters programs, and, inStudent Life, Computers, Humanities and Socia.1 Sciences, and dustry-based versus university-based programs. Technology and Society. A sub-group onithe Integration of Knowledge and Research,has This last sub-group is looking into‘the impact of.technology on the task of defing the roles of centres and institutes. As Brzustowski society and into the. management of technology in society. The points out, these institutes. have “enhanced the quality of getting group’s findings could lead-to new. courses- being proposed within things done,” in particular by having brought resources into the the curriculum, some of which may become important enough to University. But they have also obtained all the interesting research include as the core courses which, in the fourth decade, might be work, leaving the departments to deal *I only with curriculum planrequired of all students attending UW. ning, Brzustowski notes.

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by Carol Davidson ’ “lf you don’t know the law, you could be in trouble.” This warning was given to all campus bar employees during a lecture given by Paula Stangetta and Jim Gilland of the Addiction Research Foundation, The ARF has .set ‘up a two and one half hour lecture on the responsibilitiesof, bar waiting and door staff. On October 30, Waterloo became the first university to hear the seminar which will be given at all Ontario univer-. sities and various other drinking establishments. Stangetta. outlines the civil liability of bars in Ontario. In an effort to “prevent intoxicated persons from engaging in activities that co.uld be damaging,” the Ontario Liquor Control Act has placed most of the legal responsibility for intoxicated persons on the drinking establishments. rather than with the intoxicated persons. There are three main- rules which bar employees must observe. No bar employee may serve a patron under the age of 19, serve a person who is already intoxicated, or ,serve a person

enough alcohol to make them intoxicated. it is the job of each pub employee to make sure they *do not vioLate any of these rules or else they and* their place of employment could be subject to a legal reprimand. Penalties include, forexample, a $100 fine for the server, and/ or a $10,000 to $25,,000 fine for the bar itself as well as suspension of its liquor licence for a certain period of time. There is even the threat to the bar manager of imprisonment. Stangetta cited several cases, ineluding an incident at a University of Tornto pub where the management was penalized for violatinn the rules of the Liquor Control Act. _ “1 know there are a lot of problems,“admitted Stangetta, but there are many measures bar employees may take to prevent legal problems from occurring. It is the right of any bar to deny entry to anyone -(except a law enforcement officer). Persons may be refused entry on the following , grounds: they are underage, they are already drunk,. or just on the suspicion that they may cause a probl_em. Bar staff also have the right to

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@LOWNA, B.C. (CUP) -/Fifteen students at Okanagan College in Kelowna are occupying B.C. Premier Bill Bennet’s constituency bffice until he agrees to a public meeting with students at the college. “All‘ we’re asking for is a meeting with our M.L.A.,” said Heather Gropp, chair of the Okanagan College student council executive committee

and one of the students who had entered the office 1:OO pm. last ---? Tuesday. She said Bennett-hadn’t’ been t-0 the college, which is in his riding, for at least four years. . “In light of what he’s done -for education, it’s time he got on the other end and answered some questions,” said Karen

tion. “We want a public meeting ‘tuencv office-at 7:30 am. on Nohas cut off phone service and where he can defend himself in vember 11, Remembrance Day, electricity in the office. The stufrom of all students,” she said. but plan to remain at the college dents have food and blankets. In addition to the meeting until they get a public meeting, At press time they were being students want an all-grant stusaid Cschild. locked into the building for the dent aid programme, a reducCschild said Bennett had said night, but because the office has tion of tuition fees to their “it would be better if we were at d other tenants, the owner will prerestraint level and a promise - home studying.” have to unlock the building in not to cut the colleges’ 1986-87 the morning. . _ “Bennett’s office is an exceloperating budgets, she said. lent place to study,” she said.. They were offered-a private Kelly Whitehorse, speaking meeting with Bennett’s ,constiBennett’s constituency staff from Okanagan (College, said _-

the students are prepared to spend the week-end Liocked in the building. “We’re trying to get some portable telep.hones right nqw,” he said. Whitehorse said the building attacked him and owner “started beating me on the top of my head” in front of the office building last Wednesday.

Quebec peace coalition as@ .I govkrnment for F-18 money ’ MONTREAL (CUP) -- A coa-. lition of Quebec labour and disarmament groups is asking the federal government to give them $62’ million, rather than spending that amount on a F-l 8 fighter aircraft. Robert Cadotte of the Confederation des Syndicats Nationaux, Quebec’s province wide trade union which is sponsorjng the two-year-old project, said the peace movement in Quebec has been stricken by apathy and confusion, and needs to set concrete goals. “We have ‘a problem in the peace move’ment. We have all’these marches, but people still feel defeated,” he said. The CSN and other groups say taking money from the arms race and giving it to the peace movement is a goal .which encourages many supporters, and shifts priorites with the peace movement. “We want to build peace rather than oppose war. We are trying to circumscribe something that’s possible to attain;” he said. Groups in nine communites

organised marches Otto ber 19, ments industry, Cadotte said and Cadotte said the coalition “we are all placed in a funny hopes to place increased presposition . .. working for disarsure on the federal government mament:” . in the coming months. Five Cadotte said disarmament thousand marched in Montreal. would not mean those workers Three , coalition leaders will would be out of work. !‘It’s not meet with External Affairs true if we change our priorities; Minister Joe Clark and Prime We are. talking about this a lot Minister Brian Mulroney this in the union now,” he said. fall, Cadotte said. The Department of National “(Although the outcome) all Defence has spent $5 billion on depends on how much pressure 138 CF-18 fighter planes, built people put on the government,“_ I by McDonnel-Douglas, a U.S. Cadotte. said, ‘+(the) governcompany, and $1 billion for 18 ment would be in a very bad Aurora anti-submarine p&es position to refuse (the de- in the past four years. Defense , mand).” spending has increased by 3 bil- L Considering the annual million in the period. itary expenditure in Canada is Cadotte said the F-18 for now $10.3 billion, Cadotte said peace and jobs campaign is ?$62 million isn’t a lot of likely to encourage local groups : money.” If the money is given to to organize their own camthe coalition, individual organipaigns. ‘-We thought we could zations will submit grant restart some ,mechanism wh,ere quests for job creation and othe people could find new ways for campaigns. peace,” he said. Cadotte said the Quebec laHe said the coalition wants bour movement is also analyzthe government to transfer the ing its own role in the arms race. ‘money as early as next year. An ’ ‘Because 15,000 Quebec union aide to Joe Clark would not inembers work in the armacomment on the proposal. .

-York students’ council pulls out of OFS _I-I ‘, TORONTO - (CUP) -- York University’s student council has. decided tb pull out of the Ontario Federation of Students, desepite OFS ‘rules which say pull-outs must be decided by a campus-wide referendum. Eleven of 18 council members voted to withdraw from’ the hlobby organisation York helped found 13 years ago. Just before the pull-out vote, student president Reya Ali said council could not af; ford the $30,000 annual fee and

also felt OFS wasn’t representYork’s 14 colleges and student ing York’s interests. groups are members of OFS Ali, who was elected on a \. and Ali said a campus-wide refpro-OFS platform, said the erendum would at.tempt to group had& pushed for a bring in the remaining groups. change in the university funding OFS information officer formula, which has reportedly Don ,Millar said the withdraw1 shortchanged York Univerity is illegal because. York, by vot.by millions of dollars. ing --at conferences, had accepted OF!% status as a The council is hoping to hold referendum-based.. organizaa student referendum in the fu- tion. 1 ture, which Ali said might not I Millar said the money isn’t only reinstate York but give council’s to deal with since stuOFS triple the $30,000 ($3 a students originally decided it dent) it now collects. Not all of should go to the OFS.

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VANCOUVER (CUP) -- A programme of the U.S. Strategic Defence Initiative Organization to get universities involved in “mission-oriented basic research” for Star Wars has campus disarmament groups jumping at the chance to join in.

by Cindy Long Let’s put vegetarianism into perspective. There seem to be two radical views on this lifestyle: 1) Vegetarians are weirdos who exist on tofu and nuts and think they are better than everyone else. 2) Vegetarianism is the only civilized eating style and is healthier. Meat-eaters are barbarians. Obviously both viewpoints are extreme. However, since more and more people are beginning to change their diets to include less meat, especially red meat, the subject deserves some examination in this column. Certainly meat is not “bad” for us, nor (barring some religious beliefs) is it morally wrong to ingest it. However, in North America anyway, people consume incredible quantities of it. There is something slightly immoral or even cruel _ about raising large numbers of animals just to kill them. When you look at the amount of food that goes into feeding animals that are destined to be slaughtered it’s pretty scary, considering that people are starving in vast numbers elsewhere on the planet. Also, the amount ,of chemicals they put in these animals kind of turns me off. Unfortunately, 1 do like the taste of meat, so I’ve compromised.The only red meat 1buy is ground beef for sauces or recipes and 1eat meat only once or twice a week. If nothing else, I’ve found it cuts my food expenditure considerably! As well, I’m eating better since I’m exploring more varied foods. You can get all the protein you need from fish and other food, and there are endless recipes for vegetarian dishes that taste as good. as those with meat. If you do decide to cut down on your meat intake, be sure you’re still eating balanced meals. Here’s a list of some high protein and high-vitamin food: High in Protein - almost all meat - all fish - yogourt - milk (especially 2%) - soybean - cheese - peanut butter - %w - peas, corn High in Vitamins - white and sweet potatoes - brqwn rice - lettuces, other greens - milk - whole grains and nuts - cheese - fresh fruits, berries, veggies - eggs - fish, other meat For a delicious breakfast, try this: Mix-an unsweetened granola mix with flavoured yogourt, raisins and shredded coconut. If you’re hurrying in the morning, remember it takes about as much time to scramble two eggs as it does to cook a piece of toast, and eggs have higher food value., For a hot lunch, make tuna-melts. Take a split English muffin (on any bun or even bread), butter it. Add tuna mixture*, cover with cheddar, edam, or your favourite cheese and top-brown in a toaster-oven for a few minutes until the cheese melts. Yum! * Tuna mixture: one can of tuna, 2 or 3 tablespoons mayonnaise, pepper, onion flakes. (Some people like celery in this too.)

In May this year representatives from 150 U.S. universities attended an SD10 briefing in Washington, where U.S. Secretary of Defense officials outline how to apply for SD1 research funding, and asking for 1O-page “white papers”.

Students from the University of B.C, Simon Fraser University and Langara College have joined forces to form the Student’s Committee to Assist Military Madness (SCAM M). SCAMM is sponsoring a contest aimed at supplying “innovative ad even outrageous” abstracts to the SDIO.

rable hedge one thousand kilometers high with only five minutes warning. “This Space Hedge for Removal of Unfriendly Boosters (SHRUB) will be Fatal to Attacking Russian Missles Attacking any Territory of Our’s (TOMATO), thereby freeing us from the threat of Communist Activated Radical Revolution in Our Towns (CARROT).”

gineering professors have signed the pledge. Gronlund is also an organizer of SCAMM. She said the contest is to “point out the absurdity of this whole thing.”

Cornell administrators who’d attended thei briefing in turn briefed Cornell academics on how to apply for funding. Responding to concern over Because the SD10 would like the program, Lisbet h Gronto get researchers involved as , lund, a graduate student in quickly and easily as possible in physics at Cornell, co-wrote a Star Wars, they are .initially pledge listing concern and comsparing researchers “the labor- / mitting researchers not to work ious task of preparing a formal on SDI. So far 98 U.S. universiproposal.” Instead, they are soties are circulating or have said licit ing short preproposals they will circulate the pledge. called “white papers.” At Cornell, more than one It’s a perfect opportunity for us. They’re begging for ridichalf of physical sciences and en-

“This new program is part of SDl’s advertising budget,” she said. “They are trying to turn universities into lobbysists. As well as trying to get the best researchers to work on their problem, they are also trying to sell the program to the public and Congress by getting universities involved.”

Fettes said “it’s a novel way of getting the university community to think about Star Wars and its implications. Star Wars won’t be able to gain momentum once most people have found out that it is scientifically worthless.”

A sample abstract from SCAMM proposes the development of Various Efficient Growth Enhancement Techniques Applied to Beating Leftist Enemies (VEGETABLE). The key weapon is a HEDGE (Highly Effective Defence by Gardening Expertise). By stimulating plants with high-power UV lasers and chemical fertilisers (Seedling Activation by Lasers and Drugs or SALAD), this system will provide an inpenet-

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ZelaYa Soon after resigned. Most U.S. troops were withdrawn btit ‘a lbO-man-contingent controversy and Washington’s claim that,our Northwest Passage is, remained in Nicaragua until 1925, U.S, off*icials tbok,? direct role in an international strait. not under Canadian jurisdiction, it is duffc the administration of the governmen$;@peciatiy in.‘c&rnsifid tax cult for an overwhelmingly pro-U.S. nation-with many personal ties _ collection. Thus New York banking interests werl prdtecteh. south of$e border to conceive of the’ force with which th?-“land_ of Under the U.S. military umbrella, -Cons&vativ& continued to I‘/ the brave &and the home of_the free”--has repeatedly exerted saver-\ rule. The Marines left iri‘ 1925 but a Liberal rebellion the following eignty over its Latin American neighbours. , yeai brought them back. President Calvin Coolidge s&t an emisAt tke recent meeting oft he U W Peace Society, Professor Snyder j sary in 1927 to demand that Liberal.leader Moncada lay down arms shed much lrght on the history of/. the U.S. intervention in Central and participate in the 1928 elections to be supervised by‘t he Maiines America. -,or face military defeat. All the Liberal generals but one surrenWhen the conquisiador Cortez sent a lieutenant to conquer what ,. ’ is now Guatemala, the Spanish soldiers met with resistance by a ’ dered: Augosto Cesar Sandino. ’ ’ For five a@ a half years, he led Latih America’s fir&&%&a war stubborn tribal chieftain and his followers. Because no hordes of against‘ Nicaragua’s ‘National Guard and the U.S. Marines. A,fiew gold were to be found there, the Spanish took little interest in the U.S. polidy then stressed “Nicaraguaization” arid t&ned ihe Naarea it under the aegis of a governor in Guatemala -. and administered /’ . City. The region formed five provinces but the territories w.hich later, became t he’Republics of Guatemala, Honduras, El Sqlvador, Nica,- .ragua, and Costa Ricahad no strong central authority to rule over the’m. . , The Latin American independence movem&t had little,eff&t in Central America. When Mexico declared, its iride,pendence-from ,’ Spain in 182 1, Central America berely became pqrt of the new venture. Sdon the qriginal Mexican experiment had failed an,d the region became *the United Prdvinces of Central -America.. The centre‘ of pow.er settled in Guate,niala. This federating urge on the part of the landowners was totally identified with Liberals who wanted a 16.oselyfederated c?untry. The other provinces feared Guatemala’s pretensions for power so the federation had a short ’ . iife. By 1839; ConServatives had succeeded with their wish for a very xdecentralized government with provincial rights and guaraniees. The five republics as we now know them wert?established. Pro-royglist and loyal to Spain, the Conservatives tended to be large land .owneys and strong supporters of the RomanICatholic. %hurch. ThAr powek base’was‘in Grenada. The Libefals, on the ’ otf?er hahd, were-atiti-clerical and .wanied ~regional unity. Their ,power base was the city of Leon. “After 1’839,” said Snyder,- “the ,favou&otitdoor: sport was routiding up the local peasantry and . . foicihg t hem to-go to war one city against another . . .” The Liberals sought butside helpand a ’ l

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Last week the Haida Indians put a stop to renewed logging in the SouthMoresby area ofthe Queen Charlotte Islands in British Columbia. They b&r&a&d a road on _ well Island, preventing Frank Beban’s logging operation @om getting to the recently approved cutting block .=* near Sedgwick Bay on the south side of well. Frank 8. k Beban and Western Forest &%oducts, the company that s$2 con$racts to Beban, are ,seeking a court wunctibn * *1 ,’3 against the &ida that may render their action illegal. C&G 9. Many people wonder why it had to come to this. Why s,pA.-. iz * couldn’t the conflict of interest be resolved in the demoAx cratic forum? why’? 4 ’ - Y-t I dhEEN CHARLOTTE CITY \ Over the past eleven ye&s the Haida and environmen, r7‘ 2 .tal groups have been calling for the preservation of the 1 $j South Moresby Wildewess area from c1earcuti-loggin.g. Committees have been formed Government planning ‘& Pacific * studies have been completed The media have tipread the I ’ word around, the globe. Thousands of letters have been i Ocean f ?t. written to the B.C. provincial government andthe federal :j gqye?nment &r&sing the impqrtance of South Moresby. g . . Ma;n5r of theee letters are from people who know they will .L...... ....s.c,...... .......*...: ....a3iiI NATIONAL ,Q never have the means to experience the spectacular wil9% !iii!iii! MARINE PARK .: , @xxi&e of South Moresby but are somehow assured just Hecate Strait, d $3 knowingthatitex@ts. I g For aJmost two year& the provincial government has .x :.:: had four options defined ky the planning study. But na B. @&ion has been made. Instead, the lo&ers have t‘3~ . NATIONAL Q$ worked on part of -8l.l Island in the northern South ..‘:S: .... :g I PARK B;$ Moresby are@. Up until-this pa& summer there was wood to cut that did not compromise any of the options. There :;*$ ’ .m plenty of time to make a decision. But none was made Western Wilderness CommGtee , -g until they ran out of wood, until a decision that favoured $‘5 \ preswation would have the worst impact on the people -r who lived in the lam hg camp on well. The essential question is whether or ‘not the forest The go*ernment argues that there are jobs at &al& . ~tting permits wei w- wuIIvyv nJmn*+$ approved in eaxlyAwt knowing that, for the general,public in 1986,jobs are the *industry will take South MoresbY an& the other last of t&$s year. The threat of a pub Jic demon&ra$ion prompbottom line. Approximat&y 70 man have been working s@na down Fth, it, I- _ , _ _ __ _ J _ dainn nn\thn lhnla AAuIv iLLJpuu. aarin ted a moritorium pending & de,,,,, vAAuIv ~IVP <‘Describing is an on &yell I&&,However,-&lmost as manywork iri!thG _ m @J~,~olr; t&jp 8-d wrI m.va t-ha irvmAnti+oI dtx - the- ‘Tother” __^ - values . m of- South Moresby _.-%XUUOIB qcl Oftlen lXtel888 IaSk. ‘l’Ja9 SySt8m inevitably rapidly growin$ wild.e?ness tour business that is pres. vernment-40 days to come to -_ ------dnt& thriving h South Moresby. me Haida bve their force8 you-toward a dollar Sign or SOme other anthropoI \ So oti plans for a tour operatj .on that would provide over ’ centric symbol. Yet, “Go there and isee!” is Unrealistic. imagine sitting ona beach, the tide is out. You’re in 20 s&smal jobs and three full time jobs to thiep cornNarrows (reported to have the highest concenmunti_es. Although the wood from South Moresby will go Burnaby tration of protein in shell fish of any place in the world). to mills in the Vancouver area that provide more jobs, there are w opposes to make a timber trade for On the opposite shore a Queen Charlotte Island black bear (native to &he Island@ is rambling down thtibeach forests to cut tiorth of the South M [oresby area. turning over rocks looking for crabs. Overhead severacl Forest aTa B ~e~~~-(proThe 1984 summaxy states “That the bald eagles are soaring-(South Moresby has the highest duced by the B.C. Mini&y c)f F&&s) hva;lueendofthesupplyisbe~ctepletetl"andthat conCentration~OfneStix$SiteSinCarnada,second west in the world). Further out in the ba;y, coho salmon are standards have wavated this 5“r axed uti&-ation. in a feeding fpenzy as they gorge needle fish problem py allowing large? areas to be cut to obtairJz the jumping same tiniber volume.” Further, 68,000 hectares of the before. heading up the creeks to spa=. A Peal’s peregrine tree inthe distance 176,oQO that are logged each,year do not come back in falcon is perched in a m@s?ive sP=e commercially viable species (an area wasted every year (South Moresby is habitat fbr the largest concentration _ __ that is larger than the area of viable timber in South Of @Se fahO= p t@ yO+>. _ You get up and walk into the forest. It is old, very old, m@X3 a thousand ye+rS. The treqs are of merent ages. me industry is mining virgin for&s by “high grad: ing” - ~the'verybestw~oda3ldle~~tberest;td DOZ~lSOfhe~o~kSeedliI@SprOl+~OU~pfan - .--- oldrotten ..-_log. Your eye is CaUgnt by a spruce tree. It is 16 ft% thiCJE. ~SO fiobb out_ tit of &l me rot.The 8-i summ&y good and medium sites, 738,000 hectares that are _~~~w~uptOthemassivetrunkand~~h~esca;ly . - _ _. . _ bar~,~oulOO~Up ELIXlittowerSaDoveyouto~possible currently NSR (Not Suf?0ici&l.y Restocked), were heights. A cedar of almost equal proportions stands not immediiif3ly replanted, the total growth on these sites 30 feet aWaJL A twig SMpS as a deer catches your Scent would Obe 3% of mh rtnnua;l. aJlow&le mt &pthe 3ational QOO;OO() hectares _th& are and retreats deeper into the forest. There is a scurrying above you as a pine ma&in (also common) chases a red classified as poor sites NSR). Is this a sustainable for’est u industry? Either ww it is g&-&g SCpiPT.01 @TOl+~eZl old Sll@. You_leFvy+ht forffst.and get --

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ments. I agree with certain songs having political intent but I’m pretty dubious about . barids who use politics as a gimmick to sell attitude but we’ve found Canada to be more records.” receptive and open-minded. Layhe adds that the once mythical MerseyIcicle Works hail from Liverpool, a city side scene is not what is used to be, with little which may have produced more significant _ in the way of a Liverpool sound, outside the undergrotind. The intense competition bebands per capita than any other in the world. tween bands is a cause of this, since to get But Liverpool’s reality is a grim one, having gone bankrupt as a city and gaining the emanywhere, you need a sound of your own. But with all this need for a distinctive sound, Icicle barrassing distinction of becoming the poor- . Works don’t really mind being lumped with est city in the Western World. In light of this, other so-called “wall-of-sound” or “passionshouldn’t Icicle Works try to make some sort rot k” bands. of political statement? “It doesn’t matter because they’re (the “I don’t really think so be&use we don’t see media) always going to pigeon-hole you, anythat as our job. We became a group because we love to play music and we wanted to beway. It’s just part of the territory.” Seven Horses Deep marks quite a deparcome famous musicians, not to make state-

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by Paul Done Imprint staff “Take out the trash, before it’s too late” - Take Out The Trash “Baby, Baby. Honey, Honey. Honey, Honey. Baby, Baby. Oh baby, be my honey. Oh honey, be my baby.” Baby, Baby. Honey, Honey Dig it cats !! Deja Voodoo are a band with a message. Oh, they may look like a couple of rejects from the cast of a second-rate splatter flick but deep down inside I mean DEEEEEEP down inside, they are two sensitive, caring individuals who are truly hothered by the not-so-nice world we live in. These two futre Nobel Peace Prize nominees who played the Backdoor October 30 and on Hallowe’en, have

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,Friday ture for Icicle Works. While their debut was distinquished by the well-produced, crisp maelstrom of guitar, bass, and blindingly rapid-pounding drums, the production on the new release opts for a denser, more cluttered sound like that of Niruana on the debut. It works very well on Seven Horses and All the Daughters, but on the other tracks, there is a tendency to get mired in the noise. As Layhe says, “We were criticized for being over-produced and too clinical on our first album so now we’re trying to get more towards straightforward rock ‘n’ roll.” But that doesn’t mean that Icicle Works are only concerned with pleasing the critics. “A good review doesn’t guarantee sales as

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The mini-album throws more twists at their fans, such as the steel guitar (!) on the country number, Let’s Go Down To The River. “We just like experimenting with things,” explains Layhe. “Itys good to be strange and throw different things at your audience once you’ve developed a following”. Seven Horses Deep pales in comparison to their debut but it is still better than 95% of the junk on the shelves today. Time will tell if, for Icicle Works, a change is asgood as a rest.

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Contemporary Christian music, from the flash of new wave singer Steve Taylor, to the white smoke and explosions of Rez, is sweeping North America to the tune of 20 million records sold last year in the U.S. In Canada, , the Daniel Band, with their new video, Wcdk On Water, have become the best known of the religious rockers, an outstanding achievement for four guys who hold daytime jobs. The Daniel Band dnd Rez put on one heck of a show Sunday. The sound at the Humanities Theatre was excellent, the bands were tight and easily able to rock like the best of the secular heavy metal bands. And the evangelical message came through the Daniel Band with lyrics like, “Man who believes is stronger than rock, ” or the invitation to Christian rebirth in their video song, Walk On The Water. Lead guitarist Tony Rossi had fans touching his guitar and making cross signs with their index fingers with his (can they be called wicked?) guitar solos. The audience knew the words to all the songs, and it was refreshing to see a band and an audience that liked one another. There were no monkey-man bouncers here to throw people off stage, only

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would have been sufficient to merit a sound thrashing from the designated sadist. These shoes, which resembled big. black pancakes, are juit another , example of the lengths to which Deja Voodoo are willing to go. The high point of the show was their touching ballad I Wanna Do Things With You, as true an expression of romantic anguish as you are ever likely to hear in this lifetime. Warm, wonderful and refreshingly human, Deja Voodoo played the best concert of all time and you missed it, and even if you didn’t miss it you deserved to, and even if you didn’t deserve to it’s pretty egotistical to go around telling everyone you didn’t. Peace, love, and eternal bliss, children. -

Heavy, Metal Christians by Mike &locker and Johnny Myc Local Christians - high only on Jesus banged their heads in praise of God as three heavy metal religious bands rocked K-W in two separate shows this week. Toronto’s Daniel Band and Rez (for resurrection) played-to a crowd of 400 at the Humanities Theatre on the Sabbath in their 4th annual show together, and Stryper =-- the newest, hottest and slickest of the cross-bearing bands - belted out the good-word at a deafening level to a smaller crowd at Waterloo’s Superskate Seven, Tuesday night.

“Hollow Horse” (which got rave reviews but poor sales) proved. And then the press goes and makes heroes out of utterly phony rubbish like The Jesus and Mary Chain,” notes Layhe.

put together a repertoire of some of the most astute, touching songs of social comment you are ever likely to hear. One need only listen to the heart-wrenching pathos of Bo Diddley’s Cat to see why one rock critic has called these guys “Without a doubt, the most important band ever, that .has been, since Streetheart.” ’

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a lot of friendly people. Lead guitarist and singe! for Rez, Glen Kaiser, sweated a lot, invited the crowd to pray together, and spoke of his previous life without Jesus between songs. After three ,drug overdoses and a failed suicide, Kaiser ‘turned to the Lord. “I didn’t realize anyone loved me. There’s so much hypocrisy and game playing. I know because I lived it.” Kaiser and his wife, Wendi, who dressed like a Mennonite stripper in a big black lade dress, were the driving force behind Rez, each with their strong, raspy voices and enough energy to convert the strongest disbeliever. The songs touched on topics vitai to young people today, like South Africa, depression, sin, and the pressures of being openly Christian today. Glen sang the final verse of Under the Gun to show the battle for personal freedom can be won: “Tonight, I’m beyond the gun . . . public opinion.” After the show, Rez came down from stage to talk with the audience about the task of spreading the word to non-Christians. In order to do their part, Glen says the band is currently negotiating with a non-Christian record company, and hopes to perform fo,r a larger non-Christian audience at future concerts. The opening act at Superskate Seven was Vigilants, a non-Christian band frl3rn Brantford, who offended many in the mainly Christian audience by yelling, “Hey you, Waterloo! How the hell are you tonight?“, in what must have been a parody of the worst heavy metal bands in their push to sell their latest album, Run For Cover. Stryper’s rock-star approach to evangelism was much less down to earth than that of Rez or the Daniel Band. Souped in black and vellow-stripped spandex with 777 stretched across their bodies, this four-man band from California may have preached more than the Daniel Band, but the preaching was much more shallow, like the rantings of lead vocalist Michael Sweet: “We’re here because we’re rockin’ for Jesus Christ. So in that case, let’s do it! Want it looouder?” Stryper, who take their-name from a bible verse which refers to the stripes or lashes which Jesus receibed, blasted the ears off their audience with most of the songs from their two albums. With titles like Foreuer Together, Together as-One, Reasonfor Season, and lyrics that were almost as insightful, “I reach, you reach, we reach out together,” the

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band proved that, although they may be Christians, they still have strong roots in the mindless rock of flashy bands like Kiss. The roots are very real: Sweet and his brother Robert, on drums, were a part of the ‘go nowhere fast’ heavy metal band Roxx Revenge, until they became Christians and formed the new group. Their second album, Soldiers of Command, complete with cover art of the band posin’g with their guns for God, sold over 100,000 copies on the day it was released, and js now at 115 in the billboard pop music chart - proof that there are a lot of Christians out there looking for a band to make into heroes. Although Stryper was able to recite scripture to the fans who waited over an hour after the lo:30 close of the show, they hardly seemed able to give more than knee-jerk answers to questions as they signed their names on t-shirts, posters and the Stryper bibles they tossed out during the show.

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Stryper’s lack of insight, their flashiness, and their unapproachability helped destroy the credibility contemporary Christian music gains through veteran bands like Rez and the Daniel Band. Lead vocalist for the Daniel Band, Dan McCabe, says his band projects an overall personality and attitude in their shows, which shows they are with Christ. In contrast however, Stryper’s on-stage antics, like the highly intellectual discussion by the two brothers, “Do we look alike? We doooooo? No? We doooooon’t?“, which sounded like two guys trying to get picked up after the show, project a very different attitude. Luckily for Stryper’s recofdsales, that attitude wasn’t a major concern to the audience. “Maybe God hasn’t talked to them about the way they dress. Different Christians hatie different ways of telling the Gospel of Jesus Christ,” said Ed Atfield, 18, who came from Paris, Ontario, to see the show.

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in Lenny Kaye’s essential Nuggets document of 60s garage-punk raised high The Remains cult status in the mid-70s) with its multiple time changes and torturously dueling guitar and vocal leads, epitomizes the sound of The Remains. Surfacing on the compilation’s second LP is the oncethought lost dub of The -Remains live in the Capitol studio performance (Nbte: A similar recording appeared last year but -was accompanied by a live audience background track that has mercifully been left off this version). Complete with in-between song chats, the recording offers-an unretouched glimpse of what the group must have actually been like in the flesh. The Remains is the most comprehensive{document possible of what may very well be the most underrated group of the 60s. At last the complete story can be heard.

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by Tim Perlich Imprint staff In 1963, Barry Tashian, Vern Miller Jr., and Chip Damiani found- themselves bored as freshmen at Boston University. With a common interest in music, they decided to help each other out of their ruts (and earn some spending money) by jamming together in the student hall across from their dorm. ’ Playing covers as well as a few originals, the weekly gig became the ‘In” thing on campus, attracting s,uccessviely larger crowds and electric pianist Bill Briggs to form The Remains. It was the spring of 1964; by the fall, word of the group’s ’ sweat-soaked -rock ‘n’ roll ‘debaucheries at Boston u. Lad reached Epic records who immediately signed them and began recording. Writing original songs posed no problem to a group whose members (with the exception of Chip Damiani) had formal music training since early childhood. Lead guitarist Barry Tashian had been playing guitar at the age of eight and formed his first band by age 10 while bassist Vern Miller Jr. was the son of a music teacher and composer, began playing the trumpet at the age of four and performed as a guest concert soloist on tuba by the age of 13. Their extensive music background shows clearly in what were some of the least trivial progressions and consistently I inventive arrangements in pop music of the period. Combined with lyrics that openly dealt with common personal problems and sung with a[1 the paranoia and volatile passion of confused youth, The Remains burned bright, then suddenly as any cult deity worthy of worship, vanished forever. Ultimately .it was the strain of four musicians, each with original ideas and different directions that pulled the group apart in 1966. This happened just two short years after the group’s inception, following an Ed Sullivan show appearance, a

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opment for guitar, not just an effect. But at times that technique fails Mr. Jordan: notes are chopped or blurted out, breaking _ the lyric line. Beyond this shortcoming, the record is a sound effort and deserves attention. Though Jordan is not legendary yet, his already great technique suggests potential greatness.

Chauvinist Sheila E. Romance 1600 WEA by ‘Paul Done Imprint staff Romance 1600 is ‘a definite step backwards from Sheila E having been the only Prince product with a distinctive sound of her own, she has now retreated into the safe confines ,of Prince’s talent. Glamourous Life&as a genuinely refreshing anti-materialist feminine standpoint; however, this seems to have been abandoned in favour of

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by Lisa Lajeunesse . Multi-media shows remind an audience that similar ideas and styles often emerge simultaneously in the different arts. The November stART Gallery concert was no exception. For the artists, it offered an oppertunity to exchange ideas, and the refreshing chance to tackle’new media. The program consisted of works by Bentley Jarvis, a graduate of the University of Waterloo’s Integrated Studies program, who now teaches at the Ontario College of Art, Carol Ann Weaver, who is new to the Conrad Grebel College music faculty this year, and David Huron, also a graduate of IS. who teaches music here at the university as well. The first piece, Bentley Jar&’ The Visitor was a prime example of video art. An interesting and well-assembled mixture of voice and electronically manipulated sound served as musical accompaniment to the visuals. The vocals are provided by a female “visitor” as she appears in the different rooms of a suburban house, bantering rhythms against a more lyrical line. This was accompanied by floods of sound, reminiscent of some early electronic music, such as Stockhausen’s Gesand der Junglinge. The visuals were mostly static; motion was achieved by discontinuous tape edition (involving tape loops) and the use of some dance sequences in the latter half. Perhaps the most comprehensive work was Carol Ann Weaver’s God-Bearing. The music was composed to accompany a brief improvisation by actress/ dancer Patricia White which dramatizes a woman’s various confontations with an iconic angel. Created by assemblage artist Susan Shanty, the angel is alternatively probed, worshipped and ignored by White‘s character. Exquisite yet haunting, the mixture of mandolin, synthesizer and electric piano propels the drama foward. Its jarring climax gives way to an upbeat section before winding back to the opening mood. The success of the piece is best explained by the notions of worship and feminity which pervade the work. The precious colours which adorn the angel, the scent of the lit candles, and the child-like reverence communicated by Patricia White conspire to capture an appropriate sense of mystery. The final piece on the program, David Huron’s Proper Nouns/ Perfect Verbs was featured in a Brazilian tour in 1984. Both the live and pre-recorded sound, as well as the slides, were assembled by Huron. On first viewing, the piece does not lend itself easily to interpretation. As the composer himself admits, the ideas are quite subtle. Nevertheless, its three sections do have a coherence of sorts. The title implies an object/ action duality. David Huron gives both the nouns and the verbs equal time. He has unearthed the “proper” objects, to be photographed or recorded in order to produce a series of “perfect” actions. The visuals in the first section attest to this. Smoky images emerge, receed, or move across the screen, creating a beautiful meta-

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morphosis of form. One particularly delightful sequence involves a thickening of both the screen and soundscape as they are filled with pointillist objects. The effect verges on chaos. Some interesting contrasts, notably between warm and cool colours occur in the second section in which rhythm, both musical and visual, is given a higher profile. The final section focuses less on colour, using it rather to define texture. Overall, the evening once more demonstrates that the University of Waterloo has its just share of artistic talent. It is reassuring to have it presented to the public periodically and the stART Gallery offers a good setting forsuch events. The next stART Gallery concert is a New Music Instrumental Improvisation, scheduled for Friday, November 29.

K-W Art Gallery features Kinetic art of Bolohan by Tim Perlich Imprint staff The Denis Bolohan installation at the K-W Gallery (currently on display until December l), solves many of the problems encountered historically in the creation of Kinetic art. At a glance, the installation, consisting of reflective walls, suspended plexiglass tubing and sound, seems very simple and obvious. There lies its achievement. Bolohan has effectively exploited the possibilities of modern technology such as light sensitive switches, low profile relays, polysynth sound generation and a computerized control system and has subtly incorporated them to produce a clean, hard-edged environment that functions deterministically as a complete system rather than a mere construction that behaves in a desired way at the expense of aesthetics. Because the installation is actually a functioning system, it can hardly be classified within any traditional format. Major concessions have been made on behalf of the artist in the restructuring of the accepted gallery space (largely due to its _ light and sound requirements) showing an increased concern of the gallery in its aid to the creation of the piece and its willingness to present innovative exhibitions. As well, the computer technology in the form of synthesized music generation and system control, .along with the plexiglass materials provided with the assistance of private industry, entail a greater artist/ industry integration. In this sense it can be considered a major step forward in the artist’s relationship with his community and goes a long way in de-mystifying the entire art creation experience. Denis Bolohan’s kinetic installation is a piece which ultimately requires the individual to step through the art/ life boundry to participate in it’s real time operation and be consumed by a cool sensuality. j

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premiere of The Uprising (Las Insurrection), at Siegfried Hall, last Thursday, was a somewhat critical review and introduction by Californian film critic Prof. Eric Rentschler. Likewise, this re-’ view will precede with certain

sense of hope resting snugly beneath the picture’s depressing veneer, and its understated potency makes Erendira especially moving. Erendira (Clad& Ohana) lives with her grandmother in a sprawling, palatial abode, which is actually burned to the ground one evening. Grandma, who blames Erendira for the conflagration, turns the lissome teen into a prostitute to get her assets back. In the course of an evening’s work, Erendira meets Ulysses, who is blond, chiselled and angelic, and who claims that his grandfather had wings. l-his is where things get really psychedelic . Ulysses starts showing Erendira golden ,oranges with jewels inside them, and encourages her to run away wit,h him. Erendira feels bound to her granny, though, so Ulysses kills the old woman. The now-emancipated Erendira, however, leaves Ulysses standing at the altar, so to speak, and strikes out on her own. Despite its dreamy meanderings into a sort of cosmic left field, the movie contains some telling parallels between Erendira’s plight and that of Mexico, whose international debt is bettered only by Brazil; Indeed, the seemingly impossible posi? tion of Erendira to pay back her granny is reflected by the mounting difficulties which are piling up-against Mexico in it’s efforts to reduce it’s huge debt. In an industry glutted with Porky’s and Chuck Norris imitators, Erendira is a breath of fresh air. sequences as the individuality of each slave can easily be distinguished and are very vivid. The acting throughout the entire movie is quite consistent, for each person handles his role exceptionally well. The psychological aspects refer to why the characters behave the way they do. The different situations that the people are placed in affects their behaviour tremendously, whereas the individuality of the characters is never lost. It is interesting to watch the slaves learn to relax while sitting at the table with their owner and to see how each slave deals with being sought after to be killed. When one slave sees no way out, he makes believe that he’s a bird, jumping off a cliff. The film is filled with actions that can realistically be looked at from a psychological perspective. Though the camera work is not as well defined or up to date as most North American films, the hypocrisy of Christianity shown here, the acting and the characterization are so superb that it is a real treat to watch this movie. Though occasinally I felt like I was watching Roots, the fact that the movie was art made for art’s sake, allowed the purpose of the film to be much more explicit. This added a greater dimension to the film, which the publicized North American films seem to lack as they have to conform to the audience’s expectations and tastes. of his comments. The film is a blend of documentary and fiction, acted in good part by actual participants in the overthrow of Sotnozp's Nicaragua. Indeed, much of the footage comes from the final battles in Mana-

gua. Consequently, the film’s impact is deepened by the reality of the location and of the situation explored. Rentschler’s thrust was to dispel1 the stereotyping of West German filmmakers of late which has limited their numbers and themes. The director of The Uprising, Peter Lilienthal, has, in Rentschler’s mind, taken a refreshing and unique approach, not only with the, location and actors, but with the international message and close brush with reality created by it all. For the actors, in Rentschler’s <words, “the film was part of becoming aware of one’s place in history.” For the North American viewer, the’ personal impact is great. One sees the paradox of divided loyalties in a foreign culture; the family that the film follows is supported by their son who is in the Somozan National Guard. Their daughter is fighting with the Sandinista guerrillas. When the division is rectified, the guns silenced, and the blood cleared, one is left again, with a paradox - the paradox of victory. It seems

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Raul Julia (left) and William Hurt (right) are featured in Kiss of the Spider Women, a joint U.S./Brazilian effort that is a moving account of a deep friendship.

Kiss

of the Spider Women U.S.A. - Brazil 1984 Directed by Hector Babenco

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff After being a critical and popular favourite at Toronto‘s Festival of Festivals this year, Kiss of the Spider Woman did the honours in helping to open the Third Cinema Festival last Wednesday night. While not technically a Third World film (it was shot in Brazil but with American money), it is nevertheless a gripping story of Third World sensibilities and problems. Based on the novel by Manuel Puig, almost the entire movie takes place within the squalid confines of a Brazilian jail cell shared by two completely different men. Molina, played with an audacious sensuousness by William Hurt, is a homosexual imprisoned for corrupting a minor. His cellmate, Valentin, is a political prisoner portrayed with stunning conviction by Raul Julia. To pass the time, Molina continually recounts a ludicrously melodramatic, Nazi propaganda movie which features incompetent, club-footed French resistance moles and a dashing Nazi officer. Sonia Braga camps it up delightfully as the French lounge chanteuse who falls in love with the Nazi, betrays the resistance, and (sniff!) dies for her love. Molina and Valentin are distant at first; the gritty, pain-fully realistic Valentin is only maddened by Molina’s stupid movie while he suffers from daily torture and tainted food designed to make him give information about his revolutionary group. But, as their relationship developsand intensifies, important parallels are drawn to the movie within the movie as Molina falls in love with Valentin and betrays the government, dying as he refuses to give any information about the rebels. Kiss of the Spider Woman is a powerful and intensely political film. The condemnation of the militaristic, authoritarian governments of South America is the obvious intent of the movie but it works on subtler levels as well. The parallel between the Nazi’s and the revolutionary group shows the dubiousness of many. ideological rebels who, through bitter dissatisfaction at injustice, blindly follow yet another corrupt would be despot. But more than anything else, Kiss of the Spider Woman is a love story,and a moving, emotional account of the friendship of two very different men.

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by Adam Stevens Imprint staff There is not, much to say about The Men I Loved because the movie really, didn’t say much. The Men I Loved is a Brazillian film that was made in 1973 and was banned three weeks after its release, being re-released ten years later. The movie is filled with various views of one woman’s skin as she makes her way

from one lover to the next. This movie is not very funny at all, and is, in fact, deadly boring. Even as a mild and tame porno, the movie was not very stimulating. In my opinion, it’s a shame that it was shown at the third Cinema Festival ‘85 and in fact, it’s a shame it was even relreleased. The Men I Loved is a complete waste of time!

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Once again, good music was heard at the Conrad Grebel College Chapel during the noon hour concert series on Wednesday, October 30. The program displayed the talents of Dianne Werner (piano) and Alexandra Phran (oboe). Ms. Werner trained at U of T and UWO and is currently affiliated with the faculty of Conrad Grebel College. Ms. Phran trained at U of T with Melvin Berman and is currently a free-lance

player for orchestras and sessions across the country. The entire program consisted of music which was very accessible and was originally written for piano and oboe, solo oboe, or solo piano. The first two works were shared by piano and oboe. Sixieme Solo de Concert by Colin, a late 19th-century oboist-composer, is a piece reminiscent of the early Romantic style with the oboe singing voice equal to the aria style of Mozart. The second piece, Bartok’s (1881-1945)

Thr&t folk Songs from the Country of Csik, is based on transposed Hungarian folk songs. Diane Werner displayed her piano skills during Chopin’s (1810-1849) Mazurka (polish country dance) OP. 17 no. 4. The duo returned for the Sonata by Saint-Saens (1835-1921), originally written for the oboe. The 20th-century com,poser Benjamin Britten was featured on solo oboe. The concept piece, Metczmorphosis after ouid OP. 49, highlights the classics. The slices

,played were Pan (reedplayer), Ba~chus~~~re~! feast and wine) a thusa ( a wo& nymph). The piano/abbe collaboration returned wijh Valse-Caprice PO33 by female French pianist Chaminade ( 18571943). The music was equal to Paris waltz tunes suggesting the vivacious Parisian life. The final work, Solo de Concert by Frenchman Paladihle (turn of this century), was a lyric French chanson. The entire concert contained lyric music for the lyric instruments, oboe and piano.

Luther “Guitar Junio?’ Johnson

Blues that make you move by Doug Tait Imprint staff Like most American blues artists, Luther “Guitar Junior” Johnson, is better known in Europe than he is here. But after his show last Saturday at the Canadian Legign, you can be sure a few privileged people will want to know more about him. The show, in the opinion of \ many, was the best the Southern Ontario Blues AssoFiation have provided so far this year. As Luther says, “I like to play something that keeps

people moving. A lot of people think the blues is someihing you go out and go to sleep by. Slow blues purists, y’know. But- my blues will get you dancin.” - liner notes from the album Doin’ the Sugar Too. After a warm up by Luther’s band, the Magic Rockers, who played some blues guitar like Elmore James’ Talk to me Baby, Luther hit the stage and proceeded to get the audience off their asses. While honing his skills for seven years with Muddy Waters, it appears ‘Luther has

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I The victory i n t h i s wili be the Warriors Band, by Steve Hayman ’ Big Importan!: Note tournament helps to give the making its first-ever internatioImpri,nt staff ’ ’ U W’s Naisn?ith Tournament ,_ Last w ekend the Warrior Warriors the confidence that na! appearance. is on the weekend of the 22nd. e they can handle the top teams of basket ball team visited Ottawa Canada, as well as the top teams ltge Cupi ’ (our NationS Capital,- a city of Ottawa. Even though, by that used to be known as their own admission, the team Bytown and the-city that has still hasn’t managed to contain won the third-most Stanley an opponent, it’s always nice to ‘Cups after Montreal and bring back a trophy, although , Toronto), and returhed with the _. L Norris mused, “We <decided to .. championship of the University cut down on’ travelling. So by Jo-Anne Longley of Ottawa’s Tip-Off Tournain fourth (out of five) ip the . instead of a one hour plane ride Imprint staff ment. Ontario Universities Athletic to. -Winnipeg, we take a seven ,The Warrior waterpolo team . Waterloo defeated Manrtoba Associations (0 U AA) west hour bus trip to Ottawa.” placed fourth last weekend in must win. all the 78-66 in the opening round and division Who’s Not Playing These Dais McMaster’s Challenge . Cup remaining games, including two rolled over Carleton 116-78 in Rookie John Bilawey has tournament. The eight teams the final. As usual; Peter Savich against the Marauders. Coach managed to break his hand and entered were divided- into two Dave Heibuch admits that, was nam-ed MVP and Randy will be out for an unknown pools of four, and Waterloo Norris was selected to the allalthough they did do, well period of time. Backup Big Guy placed second in their ~0.01 against Mat in the Chalienge i star team. Manitoba! beat Jamie ,McNeill, a transfer from . The tournament is fairly Cup, he is aware the chances of Ottawa in the consolation final by six or ~0. The victory was Mat, won’t be eligible for a large, hosting teams from both making the playoffs are slim couple more weeks. And rookie the East and West divisions in and that he’s not holding his ensured by the presence of some Ontario. The big team, dedicated U W fans wh.0 did all . Stephen Burry is still learning breath. the system. McMaster, played‘. solidly all In the water this weekend, the the usual standing, clapping What’s Ahead round, but the Warriors rose to z L985-86 edition of the Waterloo and. bounce-counting. This weekend ‘the Warriors play meet them, holding them 7-5 in -swim team will show their stuff. The tourney’s second-best in Guelph’s ‘Gryphon Classic one game but-losing the round. The two team tournament, to team was clearly Manitoba, a tournament. They open against In order to make the playoffs be held ‘in. the PAC, will host club that should be ranked in the Universi,te’ de Quebec a this season the squad, presently York University. the top five nationally. Last ’ Trois-Rivieres Patriotes at 5:00 week McCrae said that “they’re Friday afternoon, then (after a very big squad, and talented in they win) will play the winner of the small positions. Et’s ‘a Ry,erson-McMaster. on gg;;A-. s&r&ff .meaningful game.” Saturday at 7:30. The final, Manitoba’s offense is against one of Guelph, Queen’s, supposed to revolve around Bishop’s or Siena Heights (from national team member Joe by Hemant’ Sharma ’ in spite of all the negatives, the Michigan) goes Sunday at 4: ; Ogoms,! but the Bisons didnIt 09 .October 18 and 19, the team managed it’s solid third McCrae is “glad to play get the ba11 to him as much a9. UQTR They’ve strengthened varsity badminton team, visited . place finish. w,as needed. “Give credit to * the University of Gue1p.h and ’ Finishing third is just what since last year, with a 6’8” center Paul Boyce for that,” McCrae placed third in the tournament. the team needs- to start the and two 6’6” forwards. 1 hope remarked. “I was pleased with They competed against teams ,we can play well enough to play what we did in the,tournament. from Laurtier, Western,. . Siena Heights (in the final) in Our good players. played we& McMaster and-Guelph in the in particular, I Hariy Van particular. * YOU can’t make omissions when you’re playing first round. Drunen-played a key role, out The Waterloo team is a very American teams, or t hey’11burn of position in a ‘big spot. But The: inexperienced one. you.” defensively we still need work.” Athena’s team consists of. Center Randy Norris seemed’ ’ ~ ,Next Friday night the entirely new members as there ‘, Warriors shuffle off f-or a game’ pleased with the outcome. “The .was no lady’s squad last year,; against the State\ .U. of .New’ games helpedL usi .We’re‘,‘rrying a ‘and JO&-~ two m,em,bers .of kast York .ai Buffalo. Unfortunatnew style of deAfense..- last year year’s’ men’s team remained. _ we’djdn’t have a definite style of :, * ely; Norris won’t .be going due : Another factor which affected’, J?. Now. we'ie,,using thjs junk , to ’ a Qti$F‘ com,m,itment -and the team’s play ’ was -that they . ’ some minor confusion, (shared defense - we cove&everybooy aI{ over. the fl,oor.~,lt~s a- gambjing- , I by-: many on’icampu’s~ over the- ,only,had two weeks to prepare for the tournament. However, -‘date, of..this- game.:;rn’hi-s”‘pI’a’ce. defer&:. Jt’s.fun- to play.“. *d .. , \ I

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c Dave Heihbuch, a ,former for any university this year as he Warrior great and now coach of is in training for The Masters I both the. - Athenas and the Games this spring. Warriors, hopes to move the ’ Langis Roy, who ranked in team up a notch from last year. ‘the top ten in Canada last year, ’ . This may be difficult however, will be returning to his old post. as three key team members are Along with Roy, Steve Dody no longer on the squad. and Kevin Schoefield should Kate’ Moore, who picked-up qualify for this years ClAU’s.‘ two silver medals at last year’s Heinbuch maintains that the I Canadian championships, is team still has a lot of depth and y somewhere in France on an , that there are a few promising exchange program: Anita frosh, including Jeff, Slater, Martosh, who qualified for last Dave Adams and Erik Fergi,n. ’ yearls Canadian ChampionAccording to Heinbuch, a lot of ships, has ‘gone $0 medical the’ new swimmers are in the school at U of ‘T. Mike 1West, upper division rankings and who set two CIAU records last should 1give the team a little year will likely not be swimming extra, push.. I I. 1 _, ‘I positively,

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Paul Toon - Rugby Paul returns for the second time this term as male Athlete of the Week. He is from Bolton, Ontario and is a 2nd year Kinesiology student. Paul played rugby for Humberview High School, as well as the Ontario and Canadian Junior Rugby teams. Last Saturday in OUAA semi-final action, Paul led the Warriors to a dramatic 18-12 come from behind victory over the previously unbeaten and defending. OUAA Champion York Yeomen. he scored 14 of the Warriors’ 18 points; one try, two penalty kicks and two conversions. Coach Mark Harper emphasizes that in addition to Paul’s brilliant kicking, he has dominated the games physically as we,ll. He has been outstanding in rucks, consistently beats his opponents in lineouts and makes some tremendous tackles. The Warriors, down 12-O to York at one point, now go on to face the University of Western Ontario in the OUAA Rugby Finals in London on Saturday afternoon.

Kim Rau - Athena Basketball Kim is a fourth-year Athena Basketball player enroled in the Kinesiology program at U W. She hails from Elmira, Ontario where she.attended and played basketball for Elmira Secondary school. A fromer Mike Moser Award winner, Kim was an All-Ontario, All-Star last year, year with being named Most Valuable Player. As Captain of the team, Kim is a key player with the Athenas. Kim is being recognized for a consistent performance this past weekend at the Carleton tournament. She was named All-Star in the tournament when she scored 16 points vs. McGill, 15 points vs. St. Mary’s and 32 points against Western. With a game-point average of 20, Kim has been a consistent scorer this season and is improving on her rebounding in every game. This season should be Kimrs best yet and she should be headed for similar honours again next year.

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by Cathy Somers :, Imprint staff The UW hockey team was on the road this past week and accumulated three more points to place themselves at the top of the Ontario University Athletic Association hockey rankings. The Warriors were at Guelph on Halloween evening to face an always tough Gryphon squad. In the intial stages of the first peiord both teams were playing cautiously and play was interupted frequently by the referee’s whistle. Guelph was taking shots from the point and were outskating the Warriors, but this only lasted for a short time. Waterloo came back with a strong third period and tied up the score at 2-2 with a CoulterMagwood-Linesmen passing play attack. Coulter and Magwood worked the puck into the slot, setting up Steve Linesmen on the left side to drill a low hard shot into the net. The goal added much life to the Warrior offensive drive. Guelph quickly got the go ahead goal once again at 13:44. But Waterloo came back in the final mmute of play to tie the game 3-3 when they pulled Crouse from the net and put an .extra attacker on the ice. ,

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by Norma Marie McDonald ’ On Saturday, November 2 a round robin badminton tournament was held in gym three. Thanks to Karen, Satinder, Peter, Mike, Pat, Samuel, Saeed, Tammy, Glen and Albert for participating in the early morning tournament. Only a few people participated but we had a lot of fun. In Level ‘A Peter Yu was champion and Pat Mclnnis was a finalist. (The competition was intense) In Level B Glenn Moffat was champion and Albert Lai was a finalist (Also a close competition). Congratulations to Peter, Pat, Glenn and Albert .

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With the second to last week of the regular season finished, here are a few of its highlights. In A league, Team Cannibas continued its league-leading play, defeating SJC Blue Demons 10-4, with TC’s Sean Ferdinand notching 4 goals. Elsewhere, the Bombers outplayed Who Cares by a 9-l margin with Bryce Crouse accounting for 3 of the Bombers scores, while Ray’s Esso, helped by Frazer Cowell’s 2 goal performance, beat Civil Disobedience 5-3. In B league, the game of the week featured the Magic Rats vs SJC Ballers and on the strength of a 3 goal showing by B league’s leading scorer, Dale Cox, the Rats squeaked by 6-5. In other action, Chem Courage’s Mike Houston lead his team to an 8-2 victory over East 6, netting 3 of Chem’s goals himself, while Steve Zupko’s 7 goal show was more than enough, to allow ES Express to beat 9 Wops and-2 White Guys, 10-3. Celluliod Heroes’ Mark Elliot gained a hattrick as his team earned a 3-2 win over Civil Serpents, while Dave Marchment scored 4 goals to help Pek2Deth Bydux down the Flying Chubbs 10-2. intheir second game of the week, ES Express needed a last second goal by Paul Walsh to earn the win in a tough fought match with, South-E-Rotics. Elsewhere, W3 Morticians’ 6-4 triumph over Tinamou Tribe saw Guz Meszaros lead the way with a 4 goal perforamnce. REMINDER to all Captains: Playoff meeting, Monday, No’ vember 11 at 4:30 pm., CC 135. h -

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On Saturday night the Warriors travelled to-Toronto to face the Ryerson Rams. The Warriors displayed a strong ream effort and trounced the home team by an 8-4 margin. Solid defensive play, good goal-a tending and scoring prowess seemed to be the key ingredients for the win. Waterloo scorers were Todd Coulter, John Dietrick, Jay Green, Chris White, Dan Magwood, Steve Linesmen, Kent Wagner, and Andrew Smith. Coach Don McKee was extremely pleased with the team’s

performance. This win and tie now increase U W’s record to 31- 1 for the season. The next two games are very critical, The Warriors play two home games, this Friday and Sunday against ’ McMaster and Brock, respect ively. Continued outstanding efforts by goalie Peter Crouse, the defensive and offensive units and speciality temas will hopefully bring Waterloo victory. Face off timea are 7:30 pm. Friday and 2:30 pm Sunday afternoon. Admission is part of season-ticket play.

V-Ballers beat Mak by Brian Jackson The Warriors Volleyball Team opened up the 1985-86 season on a winning note this past Friday night. They travelled to Hamilton to take on the McMaster Marauders and returned victorious, sweeping the match in three straight games. The Marauders never really-had a chance to get on track as Waterloo allowed no more than six points to be scored upon them in any of the three games. The Warriors again displayed their depth on the bench as all twelve players

saw action in the match. The win was a welcomed one for the Warriors as a performance in the first_ mini-tournament-of the year was what could be described as sub-par at best. The Warriors play their first home game tonight at 8:00 pm. in the Main Gym of the PAC. The Western Mustangs come to Waterloo to try to get revenge from the drubbing Waterloo unleashed upon them at the Brock Tournament earlier this year. This should be the best volleyball match to be held prior to the playoffs. -.

Men’s Flag Football by Patti Murphy The last weekend of October marked the end of the men’s flag football Fall 1985 season. Friday October 25th through Sunday October 27th players huffed and puffed, referees whistled and called and the cool whipping wind was heard all over the Columbia Playing Fields. The playoff that took place this weekend involved 36 teams and 31 scheduled games. Friday afternoon began with C division play, where all teams advanced to the playoffs. The number one ranked team, the Physics Flagmen, were upset by the Bearded Clams, a St. Jerome’s College team, 18- 12. Congratulations! Saturday also saw the B division quarter andsemi-finals played. Of the total 36 regular teams, 24advanced to the playoffs. The top 4 of each subdivision were seeded against the other B division teams. The top eight seeds were grouped into the Bl division to equalize competition. The number one seeded team, the Chiefs, was the only team in the entire league to win every game they played. They carried this record to the playoffs where they outscored Civicious 33-7. Both teams’ sportsmanship was evident throughout the Sunday final. The B2 division champion was the Null Spaces who beat the first and second seeded of this division - the E4 Alumni and EA Animals respectively. The Null Spaces showed who is who by defeating EA Animals 29-12 in the finals., The last B division consisted of the last eight teams who ranked to make the playoffs. The determination of the teams .to make the finals was demonstrated in the hard games played. The champion was to be decided between the Bad News Bears and Who Cares. The game was long and tough but the Bad News Bears k t the pace to P blast Who Cares 42-6. The A division finals with their playcards and team-cheers was finally played late Sunday afternoon. The entire day saw opposing A division teams battle for a champion game spot. Team Finland and TTB were eventually to be contenders. An exciting game was played and watched by a few diehard fans and players. The championships were decidedly TTB, scoring 20 points to Team Finland’s 14. Continued on page 25

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by Anna da Silva The teams for playoffs were so equally matched, no first ranked team made the championship grade. Further; all games ended in a I-O win for the champs. In A league, the first ranked Engiholics choked to a 3-O loss in the quarter finals to the league finahsts, Old Boys. Wicked Foulers clenched the championship spot late in the first halfwith the wind at their back. Old Boys narrowly missed several chances in the second half but, the Foulers netminder held the Old Boys out. In B 1 league, Civil Serpents; after a mix up with games, had a second chance and capitalized by taking the championship spot over the number one ranked team, Elect Few. In B2 league, th.e number 12 and 14 ranked teams narrowly passed through to the final round. Nemesys overtook Civil Disobedience by clenching the game in the first half. Thanks guys for an exciting season. Good luck next year.

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-House of Debates: J&n us ‘for the great rodent give-away. ,We will meet in St Jerome’s Rm 229 at 5:30 pm. \ NDP Club executive meeting to discuss,events for winter term - CC 221 (across from ni room) at 3:30. _ I .

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Four single bedroom apts. for Jan-Apr 86. Close to Zehrs. 20 min walk to UW/ 10 to WLU.I$205-$220/mo. Furnished, full kitchen, utilities and housekeping. Non-smokers only. phone John or Joanne 743-592 1. One Bedroom apartment, nice, clean building, ideal for two friends or a married couple - sublet Jan-May $325/month 796-6928 evehings. Bachelor apt., ‘Jan to April inclusive, downtown Kitchenef, 3 min to main line. $290/ month plus hydro: negotiable. Call 576-7967. _ ’ Winter 86 - One bed- \om available for 1

metal types, need not inquire. 3 Bedroom Townhiiuse in Sunnydale. Available for sublet in May 86 with option to take lease in September 86. Call 7464797. Jan-April, Rqommate wanted lo share furnished, 2 bedroom apartment with orie other male; $240/ month includes all utilities, cable, TV% set Laundry facilities, parking available, 20 minute walk to UW, 5 min.toParkdale Plaza. Call 7464777 forTmore info. ,

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Experiericed typist will do fast, accurate work IBM Selectric. Reasonable rates. Close to Sunnydal& Lakeshore Village. Call 885-l 863. uality @ping and/or Word processing. 2 esumes stored indefinitely. Punctuation * and spelling checked. Fast, accurate service. Delivery arranged. Diane, 5761284. Same da word processing (24 hour turn arounq I-r you- ek ahead). Draft copy always provided. Near Seagram Stadium. $1 per double-spaced page. phone 885 1353. Typing- onty $l/ page for typist living on campus. (MSA) Typist has English deg&, spelling corrected. Call Karen 746-3127. Typing. Reports, thesis, manuscri&, etc. Statistir~l and math a specialty. 16. years experience. Also photocopies. ,Phone Nancy 576-7901. 25 years experience. 75C per double, ;g;d page. Westmount area. Call 743. MAG;GIE can type it! Essays, Theses G letters, $1 per page. Resum6 $5 “Free” . pickup E; delivery. phone 743-l SfS.

Lanna. jubt ‘want to say IHY. FPWL. Deb: Alove’like ours is hard to find. You can’t just thrdur it away. Try to mnember the good times: So’.out lyve may return .SOPEDAY. : : .,< L Mikkhail: Finally you’re here! thanks very much for the flowers. They were beautiful. Beautiful, just like the person who sent them. Love always, Carolinski. Gear ‘* What are friends for? It will cost F ru; c’,Ay up front for the negatives.

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Peg, well, the big day is finally here. 21 years on this great earth. Time for a great cel&ration...nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink! It’s &en an exciting 9 months so far. Looking forward to further escapades. _ Much love H:(alias argon) Do you need women? Are ou shy? You just can’t get what youwant. Y Take itfrom us. You can have 7 girls/ week. Take our Hosebag, flirt couti: We know you’re-loneIT We0 ya gonna call? Hosebag Busters. Two s company, three~is a cn?wd! Calling ail Hosebags: Can you promise to make a r?rnp in your playpen a stimulating yet unforgettable moment? We bow tieie you cum from. It’s warmest in the West! Hosebag 101. Register now for this introductory course. No prereqqrisites. Learn about turning your date complete1 off with key phrvs such as “Jesus, s at do you call that thing” or ‘You smelClike dead liir&“. All this and more. Details to folldw. . ’’ . North D Reunion: At Fed Hall Saturday November 16th. Remember Bajan, The Greek. HvrnenlBuster..Dr. Who. Football Dave, Dr: Cabot, Prez,.Mad Mike, Cripper and Uncle Rick? Last -term before raduation.(has it l&en 4, years already?) ’ 8.onfirm attendance with Cheeser at 8869624. Invitation extended to all Martha’s Icurrent No@ D froshettes.

bathroom hobse. in Beechwood area. Pool, tennis. courts, air eonditiooing;. finished baser@@t, two,,.& -@rage, dishwasher, wastier], dryeb, 111.within 3 blocks of Vi&&’ II. Sublease for -May- ., Aug. Require Grads & potential 4th years ..c * need only apply. _ .. Female RFrnr& wanted >aik;kprfl:to~. share a double room irL.$ @m&s : ’ residencd #UW. For more information c* ~_r I call Heather 884.6910. Beautifully furnished two -bedrcxx$’ apartment to sublet May through August. Five minutes from camws; Price negotiable. 88649286. ’ ” 3 Bedroom, fully furnished, .swimming pool, dishwasher, 2 min. .~‘walk to university, cable & tele hone included, $650, MayA”pust 1 9& Phone 7468272. ,,, _ ~, I

Michael Nice to see ybu, but I ‘sure hate sleeping on the floor. Sasha. Junior Hairdressers Foundation. This _ term we have an&her proposition for you. Motexhocolate chip cookies for you, and carrots for thk bunny, in exchange for 2 movies of our choice. Love the purple haired girls. -. Delta Omega Chi says. thank-you to all vou wrtv heads .who-heloed niak our first Keg p&&a steaming successI%K , tuined inti, alsardine city. Stay ttined’for ‘the n&,major event. ‘Keg P&y T. mking Forward to the big weekend in BimbrooE @th all my red-necked friends. save the whales ‘and-save the seals, but save our farm&s first! Yahoo!

BMS. Work stunts your Growth! How obviolls it is that you don’t do much of it. Nothi@ .diw eiccept your mind! philosopher.

Maid, Convince, convince, convince! Persuade, beg, .beg! Plead, !,grovel! philosopher. Calmar:.Happy 22nd, this birthday is ‘ustwav too imoortant to miss- so Lt vs: ~ c&zbrate! (oAthe 1 lth). I don’t know how well do it but perhaps theunicorn&e&. Loye and best wishes,’ KMW ~0x0. Will Alex S.‘ be ZERO FOR TEN in midterms today (cloning not permit+)? Stay tuned next week! + ‘Buddies Wanted: Ron and Raju are looking for male friends to-join their railroad club. The .“Choo-choo” leaves every Wednesday at 8.a. :<all 886RAJU. : To the best dan;ned GPL in the world from the best damned GUS inttie world. We demand nothing from yqu, and, you demand nothing from us. Good luck in ,- . _i the presentation! 1 ATTN. Gabe, free shoulder to cry on. Free place to, lie down. Free drinks. Almost no obligations. phone ET. Are you anxiously waiting to enter Hosebag Heaven? Here’s your chance! H6sebag apprenticeships are now being offered! apply now. Remember West is best, four for more. h you sh ? Do you wish that iiwas your girl? z an you never get it.-9 Ap’jy’ now to Hosebaci Heaven for special courses desigh& to increase - your possibilities for making it in your future. :-.; Learn how to romance your girl with phrases such as - Your body reminds me , of J: Edgar Hoover. . Win a date tith a tall, bldnd, cUpdly bore: ..-math grad! He’s built lie a Greek&&e ,;, with clothes on! And all you have to do is write a 50 word (or gnore or less) paragraph explaining what you like best about him. Send it to:TEDDY BEAR. . c/o . \. Dept. of pure math. .Carla. where are you? Tall worn& who walked into mv life Ott 24 at W.C.F. FinalI) someon; who I can iwk up to, will you call me? Glenn (leave message with Lamar); JThought’of the day: Normality is being sane enough not to be insane, yet insane .enough not to ’ be sane. Staff .philosophers. West A-B 84-85, Mechrophiliac, 2A Comp Eng, E&news, Rob Skinner’s birthday; Pete Carsor?s birthday, P&tDost-Oktaberfest. HKLS PARTY!! Incredible sound sy&m.~Professional DJ. Defeat apathy. Meet old friends. A celebration 01 life. 147 Pprk !3t. Wloo. Nov 9.8pm. BYOB. ~ “‘All Hail King Rbel...The Unbelieve+‘. The dre+d one returns. Beware thy fingers... Better mn Mocha, Java or Coffee au Lait - The Fass Coffeehouse! Bring your mug to.SCH Festivabm FR 1. Nov. 8 at 8 pm. (doors open at 730 pm.) Yes, this is-a licensed e&t. Oookie-Booide...Now that 1 have yqu~ attention, !xive.,a nice, quief &em F5hnd. I II miss you. See ~ZI Sunday; L-

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