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by Neal Bonnor Imprint staff

Despite praising the University of Waterloo as “one of the most important campuses in the country” because of its “initiative and vision”, Gregory Sorbara, Ontario’s Minister of Colleges and Universities, would not commit himself to any specific solutions to the university underfunding or mandatory computer fee problems during his public appearance on campus last Friday.

“I admit that underfunding remains the case,” Sorbara said. “What we need is to find innovative new ways to fund post-secondary educa‘ion.”

Sorbara was invited to address Waterloo’s university community by the Young Liberals of UW. About 150 students and faculty members attended the forum.

Following a 15 minute speech in which he praised the Liberal Government’s fall budge; as “honest” and “fair”, Sorbara opened the floor to questions from the audience.

Sonny Flanagan, U W Student Federation President, voiced his concerns over decreasing provincial transfers of federal education money to universities and colleges in favour of health ;and welfare. Sorbara responded by criticising the Tory government in Ottawa.

“The federal government is committed to reducing transfers of education funds to the provinces by $2 billion over the, next five years,” Sorbara said. He noted that the Ontaiio govern.ment must “negotiate new funding with the federal government” not only to maintain current funding levels for education, but also to increase it.

In response to the U W Federation of Students’ claim that the University’s current mandatory

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computer fee is tuition and thus doe’s not have provincial approval, Sorbara stated that “if we Find ‘that the computer fee is tuition, we must take the appropriate course of action.” While Sorbara did not elaborate on this statement, he did note that “it’s a question of the burden on students . .. and enhanced accessibility. Perceptions are that, generally, students cannot take more debt load.”

Sorbara said that he will not make a decision on U W’s computer fees until the Ontario Council of University Affairs, the minister’s advisory body, makes its recommendations on the issue.

When it was pointed out to him that Ontario places 9th out of 10 in provincial fun’ding of universities, Sorbara replied that the government must “commit funds on a long-term basis” rather than “spend its way to the top.”

“One-year funding is useless,” Sorbara declared with reference to the Ontario $50 million ‘excellence’ fund to universities announced earlier this fall.

“But we do need An element df ‘targetting’ funds for specific goals in education,” he said, even though “targetting can be very dangerous” since priorities are then set by the governments and not by the university administration.

One questioner was worried that university control‘ over its fee structure, as exemplified by the computer fee imposition, might lead to “elitism”, to which Sorbara replied that “each institution must strive to be selite (ie. must strive for excellence) but must not be for the elite.”

However, a member of the audience pointed out that “the University of Waterloo is on a suicide mission” since it is “providing excellence through its research facilities and with its unique co-op system without appropriate funding.” He concluded that “the funding system does not

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reward excellence.”

Sorbara deflected the issue by comparing Canada’s education system to the American system, which “is deeply rooted in the soil and tied to ..: :he brutally powerful U.S. economy (and) the private sector”, making it “difficult to compete with”. This argument fell flat when someone compared Ontario’s economy to that of Saskatchewan’s, which supports, per capita, the most heavily government funded education system in Chnada.

With reference to the ‘university privatization’

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in last week’s Imprint, Sorbara declared that “we’re not in the business of trying to privatize institutions.”

Dr. Douglas Wright, President of the University of Waterloo, closed the forum by telling Sorbara that “we acknowledge your commitment to universities’:, but “our own position is still one of desperation.” article

“We just want (Ontario) to match the average of other provinces’ funding to education,” Wright concluded.

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Uw’s charges thim’vvn out by appeal court ruling

by Doug Thompson Imprint staff

In what could be a landmark precedent, t.he Provincial Offences Appeals Court acquitted integrated Studies (IS) student Drew MacGillivray on Tuesday of the tre%lFs charges laid against him

by U W’s administration last spring. 1 he court ruled that no evidence had been produced that Tom Brzustowski, vice-president

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academic of UW, has the authority to ban students from campus.

Tony Keller, the lawyer hired by the Federation of Students to defend MacGillivray said the decision means that the Board of Governors’ authority has to be properly delegated, and that the Board must act in a “responsible and fair manner.” He saw the university’s action as a “violation of the Charter of Rights.”

The court also said that even if Brzustowski had the authority, MacGillivray had every reason to believe that his visit to campus was not an act of trespassing, and thus under the trespass act, he was not guilty. The court ruled that the IS governing body, Operations Council, was the “occupier of the premises” and did have the right to invite MacGillivray on campus.

“The decision was a clear indication that students are entitled to due process and that the law of Ontario extends onto the UW campus,” said Keller. The court was concerned that the Board of Governors’ authority “had never been properly delegated”. Under the University of Waterloo Act, the Board of Governors is the body responsible for the management of the university. Keller said after this decision they will have to recognize that “the rule of law” prevails, even on cavpus.

“The university presumed MacGillivray guilty even before his trial,” said Keller, noting that he was banned frdm campus with no hearing or process of _any kind, in contravention of the Charter of Rights. “1 never understood the university’s position on this,” Keller said, pointing out that the Charter of Rig&s demands a trial before a person can be punished. “The university took a very hard line on this for reasons unknown to me, and unknown to MacGillivray.”

Federation of Students President Sonny Flanagan was jubilant.

“We’re two and zero,” he said, referring to the acquittal of another IS student, Ahab Abdel Aziz, on a similar charge in the spring. “it gives us reason to believe that the university is not always right-and we should question what they do,” he said.

The court ruling brought to an end eight months of legal uncertainty following Brzustowski’s banning of MacGillivray last February. MacGillivray was banned- from campus for a year by Brzustowski at the request of former IS coordinator Joe Sheridan Sheridan alleged that MacGillivray hanl been “drunk and disorderly” at a meeting of ‘the program’s governing Operations Council, an allegation which MacGillivray denied. He had returned to campus after the banning notice was issued at the invitation of Operations Council and was arrested and charged with trespassing at the request of Sheridan. He was subsequently convicted by a JP in a lower court.

The incident -which led to MacGillivray’s banning arose from a dispute between the administration and the students of IS as to how their program was to be governed, A governing council consisting of all members of the program has been approved by U W Senate in ,

1972, and had operated until 1984 when Brzustowski suspended most of its powers and placed them in the hands of an administrative coordinator. Students subsequently questioned both the legitimacy of that suspension of powers and the competence of the coordinator. ’ The dispute was resolved early in the Spring term when Senate voted unanimously to accept a iestructuring of the program which restored most of the program’s power to govern itself. The new structure changed the name of the prdgram to Independent Studies and increased the involvement of outside faculty in itsgovernment.

The ability of students to participate in the governmerit of the program was largely restored. Senate also temporarily replaced the coordinator, Joe Sheridan, with a more senior academic appointment, Prof. Jim Gardiner of E.S. A permanent A_cademic Director is currently being sought.

Tom Brzustowski, vice-president academic, refused to comment on MacGillivray’s acquittal.

Engineers debate fees

by Mike Uriocker Imprint staff

Engineering students are expetted to oppose the Federation of Student’s cpmputer fee strike and upcommg march on Needles Hall. An informal polling of all engineering classes will be conducted this week and next to determine how students in the faculty feel about the proposed strike.

Based on the reaction of the Engineering Society’s Executive and Council at last Tuesday night’s meeting, Eng Sot Treasurer Damien Hamel expects engineering students to vote over 6Oyo in favor of assuming increased financial responsibility for their education, provided government the provincial matches the increases according to the current ratio of 4 to 1 -something they are not doing with the computer fee.

Although Hanel agrees with Ian Mitchell, chairman of the

Committee on Mandatory Computer Fees, that the fee is imbroperly implemented and without a ceiling, he oppdses the strike because he wants to shift the protest’s emphasis from UW President Douglas Wright to Ontario. Minister of Colleges and Universities Gregory Sorbara. He says he be’lieves tlrat students are willing to contribute more to solve current university funding problems.

Hanel says he’s asking government and students “to act responsibly to do something which is painful, proper, and necessary.”

Despite Eng Sot’s rejection of the protest, Mitchell says the strike committee will continue to focus its protest on U W’s administration.

No protest, . he says, would only lead to the acceptance of and future increases in the computer fee at U W; regardless of changes in tuition.

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by ‘Gord Durnin Imprint staff Some moments in history are important, some are crucial -then there was last Monday’s general meeting of the Federation of Students. It not only superseded all similar events in histroy; not only -’ was it intense, filled with sweat, mired in issues that were hard-, hitting and relevant;‘it was also accomplished in record time, thus setting a precedent for efficiency for which all meetings in the future Will strive.

“Two hours, 10 minutes,” muttered a sweating, glazed-eyed Fed&ation President Sonny Flanagan. “Shortest meeting in history. . . anyone got a towel?’

Without spoiling the surprise of the minutes, which will be sought after for years by collectors of important historical documents without, “giving all the sweat away” - some comments are in order.

It was a meeting which, if anything, overcame.. . indeed, the words “We shall overcome” could have easily leapt to the minds of all the sweaty people who witnessed the historic meeting.

1 .The record time was even more of .an amazing accomplishment when one considers the almost prohibitive delays which.plagued the start of the meeting. The Senate room door was locked and meeting ‘goers had to sweat while they waited for the janitor to relieve the situation. Then, because of that delay, the coffee machine had not been-plugged in . * The sweat was rolling at one point as people began, in vain, to rusk the seemingly unaware appliance.

“The coffee is not ready”, repeated% Linda Tranter, who was in charge of the brew. Sweating, Tranter demonstrated remarkable skill at dissolving the sweaty\ crowd which was appeased for a moment by the plentiful doughnuts, provided with great foresight.

But the door and the coffee were not the o’nly things which delayed or threatened to delay this historic event. Obviously, the . Federation had to divert the droves of sweaty people who would otherwise be lined up for miles to get into the meeting. Ours, again, had the foresight to do so.

The reality is that the U W campus does not have a large enough hall for those who would come to general meetings if they knew about them. Besides; such a large enthusiastic, sweaty crowd would make getting anything-accqmplished almost impossible. Therefore, the Feds limited their advertising only to a full page ad on the back, .of Imprint.

But they almost overdid themselves and had trouble getting the pittance of 50 sweating voting members of the student body required for quorum. When t he’vot ing cards xwere counted, however, heavy sighs of relief could be heard around the room. Fifty-two people with sweat streaming down their faces were present to vote.

And when the lockeddoor/coffee/quorum crises finally passed, things just took off and stayed airborne. The sweat was rolling from different pores now. it was the sweat of excitement. Quickly, yet not without drama, presentations were made concerning the budget.

Then, with puma-like precision and speed, four by-laws with several subsections and articles each were read, debated and their amendments were passed.

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The debate was short, intense and sweet - sweet with sweat.

“What if they’re on a dual work term?’ queried a sweating John Linney, about a jproposal to.change the stipend format of the vice-president, university affairs.

“No problem:’ said Flanagan, demonstrating that he was fully in _ control. “We have taken that into consideration.”

At another time, debate about actually reading the by-law amendments was undertaken.

“Do I need to read this out loud?’ asked an obviously exhausted Flanagan.

The crowd, obviously sympathetic to the burden and pressure Flanagan was under,-said no.

But Jeff Wilson was steadfast and adamant about procedure, “It will improve comprehension (if it is read out loud),” he said as he wiped sweat from his eyes.

Mark McKay, as a compromise,,came to Flanagan’s rescue and continued reading.

The climax of what seemed as much sweat as one could handle in one evening, came with the motion to create an International Students Board. After debate, which threatened/to deteriorate into a brawl, the motion passed, but only after the question had been called three times. The issue was how an International student ‘- ~ would be defined. The question was not totally resolved and -was left Linda ‘Ranter prepares the coffee that kept them going.. to be discussed later. It was a very short order then to close the Phdto by Gord Durnin meeting. *.

Comments after the meeting varied.

“1 feel exhausted. It was an emotional ringer. Never before have 1 seen such intense debate over such weighty issues,” said Ted CarlEditor’s note:Gord Durnin has ‘&en working very hard ton, a 2nd year engineering student who was saturated with sweat. lately and when he wrote the above article he was suffering “lt was great. 1 think it’s time for an International Students under a’severe bout of boredom - complicated, nb doubt, Board to be represented in the Federation of Students and on by the Federation General Meeting.. Gord is being reassigned.

Council. Now we are,” said H.H. Quih. / ’ to Central AhSerica (s.eriouslyJolks) and we will be receiving Later, in the Bombshelter ... his reports early in the new year. Although it may be a “No comment,” said PeteYRoberts” Klungel as he mopped his, dangerous trip, he assures that it will be “no sweat. ” Ritik forehead. c -Nigel “Ditto,” said Lisa Skinner as she waited for-the towel.

Municipal

Election

The following are the results of Tuesday’s inunicipal ekctions in Waterloo: Mayor: Marjorie Carol (acclaimed) Aldermen:(eight elected - bold score+ Jim Erb 7,296 Brian Turnbull 6,325 ‘Mary Jane Mewhinney 5,856 Lynne Woolstencroft r 5,837 Bob Henry 5,000

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John Shortreed Andrew Telegdi Dorothy Schnarr John Thompson Jim Axler ’ Robert Biown Patrick McMahon Stephen Beattie Sandford McLean

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Qweris says that hi+ task will be-to “facilitate the ‘need to get stud.eri&to the right people to.see t’hat their problems are leaked after. His other functions include hearing the complaints of stu1 dents, pushing. for policy changes,-making recommendations to various faculties orrdepartments when the need arisks, and lobbying , ,

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metits), the right to report @blicly a%d the right to” a& on a confidentia1 basis* ’ . I Finanial support his been committed to the 0 budsmati for the next five years.in the form,of $3,0 UW president Dr. Douglas Wright’s budget and from the director of employee and studerit services. .1he balance ol the Office’s expenses will come <from the Federation df Students ori - Ray Owe&, a_per capita basis. _ L Owens began the- jbb on November ,l. ‘, I /.

tiy Christine $indin,g“Students can expect fully furnis,hed and fully Imprigt staff equippe;d accommodation which will hopefully UW students previously left out in? the &ld provide a good location, and an excellent landbetiause of%minimal hpusing accomFodafion can ’ lord, sill at >a reasonable cost.” now look-forward to addit-)onal housing being , W-bile the goal of the HIC is to see the actual available. ‘by September, 1986.. _ construction ’ of tpwnhouses completk by ‘SepA meeting between the Housing-Issuet;.Comiember 86; - Wilspn cautiond that plans don’t mittee (HIC) and adm@ist‘ration last Tuesday -%l,ways ru? as predicted and stumblini blocks afternoqn has cbnfirmed The plap to build new may arise -which could push the comple,tipn date student townhouses on UW’s north campus..

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The location of the ne Townhouses will’be on the project last spring when he was Federation: t-he lot adjacent to<the corner of Westmouht vice-president, views the second meeting with Road and’ Colum,b@ Street and is expected to administration over the past year as an’ ticc%n$ h-ouse’ up io a maximum of 400 students (100 lishm&t which will benefit all students. - : . four-bedroom units), “The committee has gained approval pn. the.

Wilsbn.anticipates the rent for the townhouses ” idea,and,the next step from here is to &$li& &‘.- :wjll‘-i% b%&er $200 $ei student per month building committee and’choose archit&@,“-iaid, h-bpings-the rent will range between $ I 80 a-lad$&S Wilson, Ijer month. Again, he dautions that such prebic-e i ’ ’ I

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tions are subject to ch&ge if construction or homeowners,gnd the-city studied housing in the -1 - >I ~ other costs increase. commu’;lity. Their debtie ‘provide3 a catalyst for , _. / Both Jeff Wilson and Federation oi Students 6 promotion af this project;” said Wilson. ’ I President So&y Flanagan, who also ,is on the AS for boosting the image&f student8 (where ’ / .

HIC Comn$ttee,‘are excite< aboirt t’he proposal ’ many in the community see stuqentd as trouBle- ‘. and-believe it is a real answkr tq the housing some), .Wilson said’ the* fbcus of the housing T problem students’face. problem has moved from-students‘to.absentee . , I “There is a housing shortage; some figures Idndlor& , ‘state that Wateklqo is the second worst city in.

Although he m%titains that student!s>hould-be 1.. 1 housing-. availal$ity,;’ said FlariBgan. ‘rP!ople integrated into the commuriity, he said the .town-. * I j like the idea .of townhouses. The Philip Stre& . houses will he of benefit because students will i \ townhouses are full in the summer and the win- ‘. become -closer to u+versity a&y&s and faci& :; 1 ‘( , , / I.’ . ter.” .e ’ , : ties. .p1 -. , .L, Aside from‘ addressjng the housing needs of .UW st.udents, the new town4Quses are expected ‘.

c- l)fscuss problems befoht ih& -ire glisputes Thi University is re&e&ted 1&-Lucy, as well’as UW$iesi- Imprint staff . .. debt Dr. Douglas : Wright,c the - Student representativeis ‘and V.P, ,Academic Affziirs,, Dr. U W officials have-joint 1y e$ bToiri Brz&ovr’Ski, an9 ihe V.P. lished ,a new committee to disof Un&rsity -Services; Pat Ro: ’ cuss problems befoie ’ they .bertson. The last member .is abecome .full-scale disputes. The ‘Dean appointed &y the J?rt& committee was suggested by dent for .a one-jlear term; This Erne Lucy, Director. of Emyear, Dr. Ro.bin Banks, the ployee and Student Services, Degg of .Arts, has bee,n chose - who thought that iomething -for the committee. Accoyding was needed to facilitate comto a coinmittee statement, the ’ munication between tile stugroup’s o;bjectives are: dents and administration, .

1. To serve ais a forum fbr comWhat has resulted is the formunication between repiesenmation -of a compittee of ten .tatIves: df students: tin-d senior members - five students and fi\;e members of Ihe University,-aduniversity representatives. St& -concerned with dent members incldue the Stir- .-rfiinistration r dent’ Federation ’ President ’ stupetit relatioxis; 2; To discuss any maiters’ of Sonny Flanagan, the V.P. of University -Affairs Scott FOF; con&n relating to Universitystudent relations or issues rerest, and-The President of the Gradue!e Students. 8Ass&a.- lated to student life; 3.To forward any suggestions --tion, Patricia Liles. Two .othqr. students are also to be’ -ap=-, .’ aiising frpm discrissions to the appropriatt: University deliberpointed;! one from Students* ative. ,body or ddministrative Coun& and t’he other fio&-the unit; -.

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4. ,X&e commiitee m+y acc+t ‘and deal with questions of concecn. -referred . to’ theb fro’& dth& -deljbera.ti$? bodies or’ Unii;er&ty adminstrative units: .IThkc’hairman of “ihe studenti-elations Coplniflee Will Lbie e le c te d al&uai 1y by it> ’ members. The chair will .alternate betwe.en a student and a university representative. f , + ., _ Flanagan says: t(hat a major l obstacle-to the groups-successis ’ arranging a-specific time when._. everyone, clan attend. the p?qposed monthly- me&gs?The problem ,IS that everyone iy s<) busy,” he says. “_ The gragp favours , barring the press from their meetings. ln this way, members-will have more ffeedom to say what they_ really want to say. Only- St& dents with ‘specific- conerns or quilificatjbns Tight be askedSo attend the closed meetings, and i this only at th‘e grbup’s discretion.

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, / I’ , , vl. ._ ’ r .I f, ‘pay TORONTO (GUI?) ~-- John ’ number of foreign studehts w&’ . ‘tuitipc; fees; .vis&” &@$ts : tioul,d L$ke _(6 stay in ’ Canada $a; 1!7-$6,?91.. ; \ ,“‘ ‘I ‘, ‘, -, ’ --- : : Woo, .a fourth-year Ryerson aftiT g~ad~a’ti’;l& gut “kannot. .

I : Woo $&d he kna’~sY+o f&student native 07 Hong Kong, “.

Fe&$ “regulation& st&te,that ,&gb stud;& ‘W.&T @@$‘~~o re- ’ wahts to ‘stay in Canada when - +I foreigg students have to leave’. t urli ‘hori3e~~~~~~~fel~,beca~~~ his degree is finished.

-. . And Ontario’s Minster’ of the cohntry- upon graduation, ^. th&y doi;'t:~\ie~ead~~-~nonCy (Colleges tid Universities met unless there> are spedial Circum_to ‘finish th&..&&es., L’ k- . “kn 51sense, they%e creating a *N Flora M&Donald; . federal ’ stances, like political turmoil-at ho& or the- loss of family 0-r kind,of atmosphere where qnly , .

Minister of Employment +id financial s&port.

Few can get tImmigration in Ottawa last the-rich can study,” Woo said of back into Canada as immithe governme’nt policy. * WedneSgay to try and co&i’nce , . f grants ,because they lack work But, he said Sorbara indi- _> hef to let woo stay.

There are no figures on Ihe experieq.ce? cated.to him that he wants tb:see, .

In an interview, Sorbara sa;h ’ differeritiai fees redcqed, and .i, I percentage of foreign studects _ 1 relaxing the <federal provisions will ttryt to get the’ federal gowho would like to ,stay. in Canj ad?, but a doctoral study tw-F-- to allow .more; foreign student.s veinment to share .the cost:of -. ; years ago found that half of the td stay would alleviate what is foreigq students. not a “woeful?’ tack of scientific \ Sorbara’s office was unable I ; Hong Kong’ stadents* in Tororitb universities wanted to, researchers in Canada.

-to verify that he’would skek thk ’ I , . 1 remain.’ ’ According, to. the Canadian arrangement.* / 1 j , &reau of Int&natiofiai Educa-. ’ ’’ ’’ L + 1 Although Woo would like to . stay’ bee&e his career has ,a. t&n; federal ,authoritig last *. better ‘cha&e here, he said that’ yeai issue-d visai to 56,102 foreign Students -1 30,346 at the reasons for ,many, cultural , tiniversity .le+. , Lsst yegr also play a part. lt they come in high School‘ -tiearly ha/f tfitforeigp stud&s and ‘go on vtii unit;ersity, “they . in Canadd -- 27,483 went to On- \ have‘ stayed .in -Canada six, tario schsolS. 1 ’ seven or eight years be&ore they However, Woo said a more’ I graduate and’fhey are so used to pressing concern for the stu3 .the culture in Canada . .. it msg. dents is differetitial fees. The special fkes for foreign studeqts, ~ ..;be difficult for, themtto return, instituted in Ontqrio in 1982, home atid adapt again; he said; , Gfeg Sorbara, citing his exare substantially higher than the tuitign-chaiged Canadians: pizrience iA immigrat_ion law-before joiping the Ontario cabinet, This -year, dependiifg dn the programmci C~nadlan+u<en~~ 7 in /_,Outarios 1 ,^;:. _ pay’ ,. ,_$800;$1;,400 , (, I _r.,.. / 6mc ’ ‘, _1, . \ -

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piin$ple of -publicly subsidized ut%versally accessible uniirersity education..

What-he warits is enough money to’ build the kind of university he thihks is best. -This may be worthjr in itself, but not when it is ac,hieved by sacrificing the principle of universal accessibility and the. eublic’s right to control ifs tax money. Apparently he doesn’t care if the result of his incidental fees is an.elitist institution which qnly the rich can afford to attend: He does& care that students,, by, and large, have no ‘incbme at all,. and are dependent either on the wealth of their famities, or the, . !f Computer fees are fair; thenwhy not ” . state, for their cbntribu’tipn to the cost of education. .- ’ toilet paper fees too? * . a - If:universities Qre free to charge ,wh&ever tfiey want, we know what happensfrbm the U.S. examDIe. Tuition goes up to $6,000 per-year.

Only the rich kids $0 there. The state I have to agre’e with you,‘up to a point. There issome kind supports a secQnd tier of universities whose tuition i’s,much . of fairness in making students (or auyone else) piiy for what inore reasonable, the poor kids go there. An economic they get. The familiar Tot’jr ?lJser-ptiys” philosophy asks‘c,aste system is developed which protects the.‘privileg&d, patients to p&y doctors, students to pay universities, drivers status;of the already wealthy and blocks opportunities for c’ ‘to pay rQad taxes, etc,, etc. lf it is fair for us to pay for &F advancement of the not-already-wealthy.‘ , ‘own computer time, it must surely-al&p be fair’for us to pay I’t is now clear that this iswhat Doug Wright wants. From -. for our toilet paper, foi rental on classroom space, for snow . a berspective of narrow self-interest, it could be good for .you name it, if we get it’, shouldn’t removal in the winter.. some:at UW. UW might become M.lT North. ‘But Canadian ‘we pay for it? A major point you neglected to address is that public policy has always argued (and this is Joe Taxpayer our tuition has already paid for ali of these things. Why are argying) that universities should be as accessible to bright we\b&ing forced to pay twice? kids from poor families as they are to bright kids from’rich The current university funding system asks-students to families.

Ih -fact, disproportionately few pobr kids go on to - ’ pay B portion of the cost of supporting universities with Joe, tiniversity-right now. Increased_dosts &an that there will .

Taxpayer putting up the rest. The provincial government be fewer still . . ; has always decided who pays how much. The a,ffront ., , inherent in the computer fee is this, Doug Wright has taken away from the Jaxpayers, thrbugh their’ elected .

Computer fees a’re regressive, the poor pay representatives in Queen’s Park, the right to regulate that , proportionately more _’ ratio. H&s done that by using “incidental .fees” t&cover . ’ ‘ ‘services provided every&here$$e qhder tuition. He’s.done T _ that too, by comitting funds i to th@‘Billy ‘Davis’ lCp / A use: pays philosophy is only fair when all users have construction project, funds which it t’urns out the university equal means to pay. Otherwise it rept-esents a regressive aoesn’i have. The taxpayer, thorugh the provincial go\lereducation tax, regressive in that it-costs a poor peiSon a‘ ’\ and -required the agreed to pay so much, larger portion of h,is available resources to get it. Because it nment, unlverslt‘y to put up the rest. Unable-to do so, the university costs him more, he (or his children) is less likely toabe able to extorting $h?t rest from youc8ndi:8ng the take adtiafltage of ttie educational iesources he is already ,\ is now essentially \ ,tajcp&yer, since OSAP grants,wlII end up being the sourcti.of paying for in his taxes Thus what seems superficial!y far, I computer fee revenue for many students.

It’s a real double is really a gross and deceptive travesty of justice. It deprives j 6 whamrny insult to the gove,rnment and p-dopIe of Ontario as the eCoridmically disadvantaged from education.

Yet it still, i ~ well as UW students. . , ’ through the t&x system,‘asks thGm to pay for it, and to pay ’ 1 proportionately more of their income for it th?n the rich ’ - / I peqple who will be the only ones to benefit.

I ‘Now if you can still call computerAfees a fair,and equitable _ UW has chall’enbed public control -of public finds as way ,of distributing the cost of computing; you can only ’ weI! as the’ principle of Universal Accessik?!lity .

- . mea-n that fairness exists only for the wealthy, and it is not fair for poor people to ask f&it.

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the government, and not UW Opinions on the computer President Dr. Wright, has the . fee issue ca’n be classified into role of det-ermining’ tuition two. general classes: 1) those levels.

I. that feel $100 is ,a fair price to If Dr. Wright feels funding is pay for our computer facilities not adequate, he should (see John Downing’s letter, approach - the ‘government Imprint, November 8), and 2) with his complaint (as I those that see -the fee as a presume he has).

If the surreptitious way of charging government decides he is not supplementary tuition (see entitled to more tuition Imprint, October 25). money, he has no business charging the extra tuition.

-Both of ,these views’ seem ’ reasormble to me.

What is unfair, then, is not --As educating people- dosts the idea of paying for. money, it does not seem computer services- but being unreasonable to argue that” , forced* to pay by someode who those who are-being adqated ; has ho : riiht to’.’ demand -the should bear the brunt of the. men.ey. ’ ’ Paul McInerney. . cost. On ‘the other hand, fund4B Psychology , , ing the system as it now stands, To. tire editor:

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Although I fully support the timely arguments made by J. I Downing, I feel that the time has come te examine all of the issues.

The issues underlying the computer fee &k:complex.

Any cursory glance at university funding will show thai it has been declining. Yet the arbitrary nature with whidh the computer fee was imposed and is being implemented is cause for serious concern, not only for the short-term . impact, but’ also for the . long-term implications.

-What disturbs me is that the way this issue is being treated by both the administration and the student bodjr is so char?cteristic o’fthe way both sides have historically approached issues. We run the risk again of seeing the world in black and white, of falling victim to’ an-“us ” versus “them”‘attitude.

Unfortuntitely, once we are trapped in this world view, there is little roo,m for dialogue, discussion or negotiation. All of our images and views of each other become tainted, and the search for understanding becomes increasingly difficult.

As students who have the privilege of furtherihg our educa-. tion, I’ feel that it is time for us to put to good use the problem’ solving and analytical skillswe are being taught. The issues and implications are complex, it is time we recognized them as s’uch.

Both the administration and the students have valid concerns; the task now is for us to‘recognize that and to move toward--a solution that is acceptable to all.

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’ , I read an interesting article recently about bow some English universities and institutes of tertiary education have s&t up offices in the ‘Far East to recover the volume of foreign students they lost during theEnglish fees revolution some years back, it is unlikely that the policy adopted by that government to charge foreign / students the full cost of their education has resulted in such an exodus: Malaysian students, in Particular, have been floc,king to Great Britain for its renowned quality in higher education and also for the ties Malaysia shares with other Corntionwealth nations, hav’ . ing once been a colony itself; For a number of years Malaysians have topped the list .for having the most students overseas in the world, niostly pursuing studies in the UK, Australia, and North j America. Since the massive fee bikes in England and the setting of entrance quotas in Australia, Canada and the U.S. have become the major focalpoints for our students seeking a ulfiiversity education abroad. France and West Germany are also popular a destinations, &specially in high-tech areas,-despite the language difficulties.

Our country reportedly spent $750 million yearly to support these students abroad, either through private sponsors or govemment scholarships, wbich.amounts to a significant chunk of the foreign exchange imbalance. Several programs have been planned and implemented to combat this situation, such as setting up more universities and cooperating with foreicm institutions to form ‘sister universities’. Under this systdm, Malaysian -students could complete up to two years of a program at home and then finish it overseas. I think that’s a brilliant idea, considering that we have excellent facilities but merely lack teaching staff.

Education is indeed costly for us here in Canada. The tuition fees aione that we pay for eight months of full-time enrolment would feed a middle-sized family very well for an entire year. It also translates to tw&y-times what I ivodld pay for tuition for the same period of time in a local university back home. I feel that such huge investments should yield high payoffs for our country, for without adequately trained professionals, moving into the indus. trial age and beyond-would be just talk Some other interesting ’ notes: . .

A working postal code system is finally in place in Malaysia: . fiv&digit number in KL preceding the city name, Also,$3leplion<, ’ numbers in rrtetropolitan areas are DOWseven-&ii@ - better knoywhat the changes are or else you wouldn’t be!able toc@bome as of December 15. ’

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1 First though, remember, that .evev ho*bby ‘requires. an mitial investment.. IThis is-true$f baking and cooking, &XX c&m&bake a c&e on a pizza/p&l&m n&g a coffee cup.fof measurements is’ asking for tro&l$;_Standard equipment for baking &nsists df: ” _. .‘. ;, g a m<asuring cup (preferably*gla?s) - - measuring‘spoons ’’ j -’ a 9” x-13 “<baking pan, a Sqx 9” bakl’ng pan f ,’ _ -. L,‘--i& -m~aloaf pbn - two mixing bowls (anything but ‘plas$c*) s .‘. / - a cookie sheet an4 muffin -pan .,L_) - arollingpin, ’ ’ . . . : -“a pastry blen.d# and ,a pastry brush I ’ ’ wa ,wobden spoon and’a spatula : : . _ &,plastic mixing bowls do no.t retain heat and roften a r-ecipe will call fordough-to stand in or under a warm bowl.

L __ Always follow directions carefully. Don’t ‘grease a pan unless the recipe calls .for it.“Always chill cookie dough if* you’re not\ goin& to ;bake~ it ‘right. atiay and only bake--one sheet of cookies tit a ‘time.- Ifpou do make pastries, @ever over-handle the.dqugh of it \?~rllcome out tough. Use all-purpose flour unless the recipe specifies cake and pastry flour.

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Y-* j. 7 _ could, but since the publication of The Or&n of Spekiibs by ‘x ‘%o ihe ‘editor: _ . may even suspect unfair tax CharlesxDarwin’ we have had a powerful, systematic model to May we sing the praise for a sh,elters. and subsidies avoid ’ - explain the origin of observed life. -This model not only “fits” life ‘man- who relishes - every -his interests and the interests as Darw.in observed it, but has also been used since‘his time as a ’ chance: to pay %his fair share . of his ‘l&loved democracy. ; powerful predictor of events such as the colour ofBn$ishmoths 1” Fhn*’ \A” n?l;r.rrrm;m-”mnxr llnhn Downinh’s letter. rmnr.altmliatik hPhnvinllr nf intinkavd in trnn&: Thin wan n---:-‘~ prl’at, ‘November 8). A symbol ’ even become inqmsitive enough great contribution.

A purely random m,odel is implausible,, b&- I of ‘justice indeed. I only wish - to “log-off”._,and tare a look ‘, natural seIection is no purely random_ model..- --‘/ every. ‘student w,as as reliaround therest of theycampus ‘Mr.-Schroeder, I submit that your great paradox.is a contrived ’ .. sit_giously de-vout and blindly ’ He will seepsych,studentb paradox:. Would you please in. future keep your opinions-to’ ’ hollow in the face’of “Wrightting on the floor in over t yourself, and avoid embarassing others in theFaculty of-Engi. . ism” mechanics. crowded classrooms and outneering. . i , ,a dated, : science lab.oratory _ j Francis Chow -, 1 ’ % r .. . ‘:.> ’ \_ We have profesQA-SS;&te,n+q Dekigk b- .: ’ -1 - ‘, .- , I .am also quite certain Mr. _ equipment. , ’ sors who make lessthan they .

Downing is equally patriotic. / i 1 : < 4. . ~ ‘fairly deservd.and ,grads who We’ all love our gre’at country are deprived of adequate re- , and cheer’ every April 30th search facilities Y and resourwhen we send off ‘our loviiine t‘T,~ro;e”, : bm&g@.&;;, . *;I‘, _ .,\ ‘:, / donations. Mr. Downing mai ces. . . .

-, _ I The auestion is not coinp~ ’ even ‘tip’. the ,keepers -of’o‘ur ‘, (great nation for providing a ters lohn. .It’s the future. L&‘s _ hometalk’ about 199&,We all want globally “recognized prosperity, but not without in.wup~etgm patron’ :- -.?,:. - .’ - . . land. ‘Or will he?, tegrity.

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I.usually do not make,a _ Committee ,011 I Mand#ory, , I all, it s7iould be. He may quesfuss-about the foo’d on e*ampus but after an attempt to’have lunch tion their political motives. He I I ’ Coinputet Fees . at the’ Wild Duck ‘, Cafe in.the’CIC. last .Thursday, I feel I must t ’ . / , complain. ..- ,. &’ ,I’arrived there ‘after 200 pm.; when the lunch rush was over, ‘: : yet I fo.und thestaff was woefully disorganized: I placed anorder for a simple hamburger without onions; s,o. I’returned it, again ,J’ . , stressing that I wanted a hamburger without onions-After another lengthy wait I received a burger that vaguely complied ~ j <with my specifications. “ ; stitutes -a, hazard to ; those -:‘Ijo. the editor: “- - ‘. _I . , : Twoi bites: into’thii second hamburger, -h&ye&r,_ I &#iced .I .’ , -. ‘, unwary students twho’ take shortcuts when *they’re in a protruding from between relish and patty a short section of qua& - _ ,,’ We get the impression that ter-inch diameter black rubber tubing about half and in&lo&. this. campus is-suffering from rush. Has this happened -to I Could this: have been partof a life support system that kitpt the . , you? a new&shortage.

Let’s face it, comatose cow alive while it wasbeing fattene’d UD withvarious -_ L On k a more serious note, one can pnly rearrange the steroids and _ artificial. prbteins?

(The ‘point. is. ‘that ’ these fences a.re a genuine eyecomputer. fee and Star Wars ;’ . sore. We realize the need ‘to there is no’,excuse, for finding foreign l&dies in food. facts so many times before the Even without ..onions or rubber.tubing, Fdod Services ham- JI front page becomes tiresome. protect the grass, but let’snot a....A..”

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ing Tennessee, New Jersey, Michigan and Cali- , University of-Waterloo senior fornia have decided to make major investments administrators have expressed renewed fears to support research in engineering, mathematics that another serious “brain drain” to the U.S. . and science. may be under way.

“In Canada, governments seem unwilling or ’ ‘, The expressions of concern coincide with the unable to make firm, long-term commitments to announced resignation of .Prof. J. Alan George, effective support for universities. This’uncerdean of the Faculty of Mathematics. tainty is, in some senses, as distracting as the A computer scientist and one of the top’schounderfunding itself. We spend too much of our lar-administrators at Waterloo, Ge.orge resigned time and energy in budget cutting.and making ‘(effective, June 30, 1986) to assume a position as ends meet,. rather than educating our-students ’ Distinguished Scientist, jointly sponsored by the and pursuing.our research, which is why we’re University of Tennessee and Oak Ridge National . here,” George explained.

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U W vice-president academic, Prof. Tom “it’s in no sense a vote of.non-confidence in the Brzustowski,l was particularly disheartened by ‘university; rather, it’s. definitely a vote of non..

- . the resignation. confidence in both governments (provincial and _ ’ “He’s one of our top people.

I’m afraid this, federal) and their lack of commitment to quality and two other anticipated resignatibns of senior universities,” George said. members of ICR (Institute for Computer Re“The loss to- the university and to the math search), as well as a faculty member in accountfaculty is v&y great,” said U W President Dr. * Douglas Wright. “Ala-n George has been a major . ’ ing, may signal the start of another brain drain to the U.S.,“- Brzustowski said. . force in thezlevelopment of strategic activities at Brzustowski,-whose responsibility is to mainthe interface between mathematics and engineer‘tain .. . the pool -.. of Ptop teachers with an ever-dwindhng supply ot funds, ladded: “It makes you wonder if they (provincial tan’d-federal govcrnmerits) prefer to have only mediocre institutions.”

TWO other resignations are expected to come from computer specialists in the engineering faculty. They, as-well as the accounting professor, I . are also.going to the-U-S. Prof. .Bill Lennox, dean of engineering, said it : at $91 million a to alleviate the workload probTGRONTO (cup) -- ‘Com- derfunding reflects well on the university that its talent is lem and said the $16.5 million is” year. munity colleges have come out “He has done an outstanding job in ail areas of being raided, but finding quality replacements is “a step in the right direction.*’ The workload issue is the pivpoor cousins to the universites endeavour, as teacher, administrator and as a enorm-ously difficult.

-- , otal concern in the colleges in the Ontario budget handed leading-researcher,” Wright said.

“1 fear his loss Although that money is far right now and the reason the down October 24. will have a very damaging effect on-morale.” less that the $63.5 million .uni-‘ The Liberals gave the provin- ’ government commissioned the Wright, who critieized the lack of support for versities are getting for faculty, Skolnik, report. ce’s 22 colle.ges and 15 universiuniversities in last week’s provincial budget, said ’ research, ‘equipment and capital When 7,600 college teachers ties the same basic operating the math dean’s resignation isjust another examneeds, Rawson said, “When went out on strike for three increase for 1986-87: four per ple of the losing fight being waged by Ontario people hear the cavalry coming,, weeks last year, they were procent. However, when the gouniversities as a result of underfunding. testing what they said were ex- they don’t stop to count the: vernment created a special $80 “It seems that we are very highly regarded by horses.” cessive demands placed on their million “excellence fund”, unreveryone for the things we’ do here -- like co-op v c time. versities swept up $63.5 million education, eomputer research, co-operation with ‘. Colleges and universities canCollege teachers union offi- .not be compared, he said. Uniof it while the colleges collected . business, and industry -- but our excellence in % cial John Ward is upset that the a comparatively meagre $16.5 these areas s.imply-exacerbates our problems be“Our financial problems are exacerbated by rr do budgetdidn’t include funds to versitiesT for examp1e million. cause they all cost us money above and Beyond our .success,” Lennox said. “We have to turn research, which can be costly. improve the work situation.

The Onario Federation of what government is willing to pay in support,” down research and highly /qualified students be-While applauding the $16.5 That they didn’t get anything cause we just can’t afford It . .. not at present levels, Students says the budget was “a Wright said. million, Rawson did say-the colto alleviate workload,” Ward of support by the provincial and federal governj black day” for college students: ’ A native Canadian, George said he took-the Leges will need three to four. said, “appears to be,absolutely ments. They just don’t give us the tools td do t he7\ The operating increase was Tennessee offer because :it was’too good to retimes that amount to get up to job,” Lennox said.’ below the projected rate of in- . _outrageous*” fuse.” ,He will have support for his research inscratch.

Based on the Skolnik recomflation and, if, anything, would eluding assistance and equipment which will Alan George, a native of Saskatchewan and ’ mendation, he estimated that He described the workload hasten the college’s slide started PhD graduate ofStanford University’s prestiallow him to work at his full potential. He is a $40 million was needed to t-eproblem as a ?‘loose end ” that gious computer sctence program, has been a pro‘by Conservative underfunding. recognized authority on sparse matrix research, verse previous underfunding. will have to be addressed in fufessor at Waterloo for 15 years. He is theOFS chair Bernard Drainan integral component in scientific and engineer- ’ College administrators, tell a ture budgets. He said it would recipient of several academic honors; including ville said he had expected so,me ing computation.

He is the author of scores of different story. have been “foolish” for Treasthe George E. Forsythe -Award for Leadership in move toward fulfilling the reresearch papers and one book, and has been a .

The chair of the Committee urer Robert Nixon to direct cently-released Skolnik report’s principal speaker at mathematical conferences Numerical Mathematics. He was appointed dean money to decrease college call for a return to the 1980-8 1 ’ of Presidents of the colleges, around the world. of mathematics in 1980,.

Harry Rawson, said he hadn’t workload while it is-still being funding level; He calculated the Support for pure- and, applied scientific re. Brzustowski said a search committee would be . expected money ‘in this budget 1 amount needed to reverse unnegotiated. established to“find a replacement for-he. departsearch by governments is far greater in the U:S. > . ing dean as soon as possible. than Canada. Recently, numerous states includ-

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1 , Ted aTso manages the new Go Pizza outlet located within-the This year’s runaway gourmet itemsihave been found in the cafe’s Bombshelter. Both places have been enormous successes since they vegetarian menu; Among the <offerings are pizza in a pita, pita * .began, and they average about 1,000 customers a day. .Along with burgers, taco burgers, mushroom ,vegi-burgers; and, of course, the regular pizza, Go Pizza offers a vegetarian pizza and a vegetarian , original and evercpopul’ar vegetarian burger. This burger is des- -sandwich “giving people .a choice they never had before,” Ted cribed -as a “tasty blend of soy mash, rice oats, cashews, tamari,. noted.

-.vegetable oil, sunflower seeds, herbs, spices and seasoning,“.and has :’ Oile of the unique choices offered is different types of bread for consistently beep one of the most nonulaf items on the menu. sandwiches. Now one can havea plain kaiser, a bagel, a 100% whole This new and uniqueconcept in campus food was the brainchild wheat bun or pita bread. of Theodore Tsadusidis, or Ted, the cafe manager. Ted took over. _ The success of these health products seems to be an indication of. the reins of the cafe in August, and,proceeded to Change and mold it a new consciousness towards personal ,health. The-fact that more . into the successful aqd unique eatery it is tod.ay. people are eating things that are “better” for them is good both for When the idea of vegetarian burgers was first introduced, Ted them and the cafe. But one very important reason people come back admitted that there were apprehensions about the feasibility and said Ted, is that,the food tastes good. desirability of such a product. But when l,j88\burgers were sold in . Another of the attractive features of these eateries, is the fact that the first three weeks he knew he had a product for which there ---they basically work at a break-even point. This explains the low I_ Photo by Pieet Khalsa and .ap expanded/menu indeed was a demand. prices when compared to the quality of the food. /-: “One ofthereasons I took on this job was to introduce vegetarian _ , As’well, Ted employs 2S people, 19 of them students, and the cafe food,” commented Ted. “From my own’persanal experience (Ted is is owned ‘by the university. with profit going back to improvmg change to more of a cafe style’invironment and will he amore ’ a student at the University), because of my schedule, 1 had to eat on Food Service. “The bottom line is,that these places belong to the L ntimate and quiet place where people can come fqr-good food an - campus at times and 1 felt they weren’t offering some things (vegestudents, so if they don’t like something, they shouldkdo somequiet conversation. The somewhat plain’style will be t&graded with ’ tarian foods)‘th&t 1 ate.” - thing,” Ted said. “lt is a democratic system so we all have a voicedifferent lighting and some interioi decorating. As wkfi, there will -At any rate, he and .Albert Ng, the manager in chargelof campus which we-must use if we want somethi-ng.” ’ be a non-smoking section which Ted stated is quite important. ^food services, decided a change was in order, and the Wild Duck As to the future of the Wild Duck and Go Pizza, Ted had some For those who are still curious or unsure about these mew pro’ Cafe wasborn. From the old, somewhat ordinary coffee shop, came optimistic ideas for their continued’success.

He said he hopes to ducts ., youwill get a chance to try them on Monday, November 18. a place where health, nutrition and fast food have become synbnyhave Go Pizza open all day. The Wild Duck Cafe will undergo some On this d&y; from) 1l:Oq am,‘to 2:30;‘pm,. free samples of all Teds mous. The ideafor the name, explains Ted, came when he and Ng major renov&ions. ’ Come January, the whole atmosphere -will products will beavailable af the Great Hdll in the Campus Centre, .L

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According to Sullivan, many people who agree with the issue of equal pay for work of equal value do not really understand it. The issue is not equal pay for men and women. who do the same job.’ lnstead, the concept means ‘the emplayer just has to recognize that .different jobs carry the same value. There ‘is’said Sullivan, “a need to redress pay inequities” in our’society, most occuring between the-sexes. .

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Sullivan gave,ot her exampjes of job value diss: .-ployers ‘of the. equal pay’forwork of equal value ’ - held jobs. “In order to get fair pay, we need a law crimination including the fact that dog trainers - -& issue. The Federal Governmeht )has already real-I , that will hold that yourjob‘(woman’s)is worthas ized and i,mplemented an equal-pay for work, of much as one held by another person (man),” make more money than day care workers or ’ . ‘foster mothers. Most historical researchers make equal value plan and the Ontario Government *’ stated Sullivan. more money than do librarians. “Its ttPne to close ‘has also made iu priority.

1 >She used some’ working exampies from an , the pay gap and .redress pay inequities,” she unidentified municipal office that she said needs t It is only a matter of time - at mostthree years.?, I. ’ ’ . an equal pay for work of equal value plan: at this stated..

“Every employer will need tocreate its own job ;Sullivan’ estima&, before the-private sector w&$ Ioffice, the entry level salary for a male is .at’ I have to-c.tt&oim to equal pay for, work of equal-’ -.rz’ : evaluation, -p!@nl which will judge and identify minimum $19,000. This salary is paid to unvalue regulations. Sullivan ,added-that “women. skilled labourers, such as street sweepers and, sex-oriented jobs and agree on a way to are terrible negotiators . .. 1 think-women should ,’ these jobs,” said Sullivtin. A job evaluation crite. truck drivers. At this same location the‘ entry be aggressive bargainers (in the work ,force).IT’ ria may include such-things as education needed _’ ‘.T -~ level salary for a skilled inside office working for the job andthe amount of supervisory refemale is at minimum $11,000. Parking dot at)\ tendants at this office are paid more than office, ) sponsibihiy one ha&. She suggested that whilejob * _a evaluation, may at first sound ambiguous, most receptionists.

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Canadian University Pre& obtained -the do&qe@s hefoie the study iehm was scheduled to report to Nielsen.

‘8 The Study Team on E?uc&ion and Research begati’ July, 15 reviewing the $6 billion the federal government spends ye&y on_post-secondary education, @search projects and universities and ’ colleges, -and gthei educational programmes.

Each study Feam tiembir tdok ari bath of secrecy with their batid on the Bible before beginning-their work. The teati’s final’repoit . will stay internal unless someof its rccommendatioqs become 1%~.

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Pkople ire niit piepared to accept the fact that it can not be ‘\ transniitt’ed through any of those ways,” he said.

“There have been no cases of transmission through, those *me: . thods,” he said.

The national advi&y committee, as’well as p&mot& research on the disease, also maintains-a public education campaign. The committee‘distributtid thousands of AlDS fact brochurks to university and college students, this September through orientation kits. , A fifteen-minute video released in October by the Armand Frappier Iristitute in Montreal shows Canadians run far more riskof dying in a car ‘accident than cor$acting AIDS. Last year, ,322 children died.in gr accidents, while over five.years 18 children have contracted AIDS, according tb: the video.

Producer Jacques Beauliey said the Institute, .co&idered a world centr.e of AIDS research, made the\video to.“c&nterbalan$e the sensational and of@p errontous coveiage of tihe diseti&e by 1the I ,I media.” ’ b Because the virus is “extremely fragile” when dutsid$ the body, no family members, friends, .or nurses have contracted AIDS through everyday contact, ivith a victim of the, virus said Jean-, Marie Depuy, director of ‘AIDS research at the Institute. * I Acc:grr;ding tomthe video, there are three wags ,of spreading the. ’ _ virus: sexually, parentally, and through blood transfusibn. The video suggested-that to prevent the disease, people should restrict

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I > the qpnomy. . ‘: _ . ‘. CurrFntly thi: t@sfer payments.gd to heallh!wre an&po&econ’ C@mission report,‘r&eased Septe$b& 5, ie‘darx education cohbined and ‘the provirices dedd$l h&v mu& of . The Macdoi$d, ’ . &mended higher university tuitidnfees, apd,repla&gtbe current -.-. the money to apply to each .area. -, I I/ transfer of federal education ,motiey to the proyinces with direct-to- .

The leaked document”rev<&ed the study team is reviewiag this ~ stud&t transfers, I,t is’al!o suggested thaiZ‘$omeinstitutions sh,o@d pro%dure. One’ memo stated the need t6 keep the provincgs -a~..,. offer low-cost ‘no-frills’education while others should ,.. provide 1, copntable for the amount spent ‘in’eachb ?Tea-. .

- .\ - : more intensive higher-level ‘education irite,nded to. set vefy high ~ As&d $f _the study s&pwfied’ Macdo&d”~z recqm&nd&ns, . \ ,standards of achiqemknt.” siudy feam,le’ader Ben Wilson said “lrm not going to-even+nment The report suggested that loan-limijs of ,the Canada; Student on any af that.”

I . ..’ ’ I 1I Loan PrograMme (be) increased for. those students for .- . who ,qualify .. $‘ionfes$ to/ &it& some surprise th& you’ve co&e’& that con& higher-cost programme+‘? .’

One internal memorandum suggests the study team recommend ~ sion4” Wilsoy. said* .

The study team% public’terms of’reference of August 6 say the. _ . a voucher sysfem for financing, “somewhat in-line with statements \ team wbuld reJiew,the programmes for effi$ency “bearing in mind _ : made by students, -the Johnsopreport and the Macdonald repoti? ’ the federal govern,ment% general cqmmittmept to @Cal restraint.‘* Another &e@orandum sw,stS: separatirig health from post-seBut a September 16outline for planned meetings w’ith the proVieces. @belled %eoret”, was’ pore specific about ,the tea’m’s bpproach. - , ’ 1 ’ , ’ According to the secret .rnemp, the team asked ‘h$ provinces the / ’ . follatiing questions: -’ ’ -’ . ’ sexual partners’to a minimum, avoid anal skx, and use condoms. * “Does the prqyince favour the establishment.of Indian coileg&?

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‘2 don’t think coverage is getting any better. Newspapers know if -. * .“T.he fedeial gpvernme‘nt i’s identifying *p&it plines foi &e&rch (spade, tirtificial intelligence, Y-commu&&ons r they. have AIDS in a. hegdline they can sell newspape$” h;e said, bio-technology, the in$act c$ teclinological ,\advances). Whal .

- Gay y?n and H@tians have been ,wongly isslated by the media would be of major interest to. the province?”

1 as the hrgh risk groups, he said. * “ Do <you b+ an isstie of tb$ recdnciiiation of accessibility and , ’ “There is no risk group, There are only riik factors; The media , I was. trying to find guilt and it was very easy for them.t.0 pin it oq two ., ex&llence?“’ ’ * “Should th;ere be %dmnion Sratidtiidand objectivei for u&&&y mino.@ties,” he said. i Because. hf impFovements_in screening blood, pebple who use education acrosi’the countrY?“‘?f : 1 large quantities of blood or blood products, such as hetnophiliacs, ‘, The last point suggest a link to Macdonald”s cad/for ceritre ‘&f, Ir excellence and no-frills univer#ies. wilksoon have little cause to worry iri a few years, according to Phil ‘ _’ x,‘~. Lftters’ to ihe study tearkl ?roin’& post-seconda& corhtiunity, Shaw of tfie AIDS Committee of Ttiro$o. ‘“The system is now’sa& The incitieny rate will fall off t&,n&hii;;$ 1’ I seer&y CUEi &@&:w~&&~ that ihe;t;eain will rec@mend c$ing .. , federal transfers *for post-secondary educsition. in a few years,” he said, in a seven-page letter to the team, the-Ontario konfederation of’ -’ . Shaw said homophti@ia and anxiety about @x have made o&n ^ , discussion of the issue in society difficult.

University Faculty Assbciations rejected the Macdoriald and John-. would. restrict ac&ss t& X “Itls-piepdsterous.

Our society is shortsighted and doesn’t know c soil reports, saying’theif recommenaations uiliversity and add-nothin.gXto -the current financing for&&. how .to talk abo_ut si-x+” he said.

The faculty associatibn said it tias- “apprehens’ive ,that the study-, Ending the crisis will be impossible if people follow advice such as I team w’ill belooking fgr ways to ini lement @heso-cal!ed ‘policies of \ that advocated ‘by Baibara A.miel, the syndjhted columnist*ho r@ traint’ referre’d to,&y (Finance Iti Inister) Mr. W$pn in his e_corecently called for-the quarantine bf AIDS patients. ’ : +. r . nomic statement- of .November 8, *l-983.” r Shaw said quarantine is a “19theentury s&&on to a 20th-ten-. c 1’ In the letter, the‘facuItykas60ciation pu&tioned tlic study team’i tuiy prpblem.:’ ’ ability to reviewmu?iversity programmes and show how they coul&: ; Clayton said quarantines would not be co&idered , . . because AlDS ~be made moye:eff&nt in the time allotted:‘% is clear that thebtitg;‘ is not an infectious disease. . of the country by the’team can show no,such thirsg, reprdless c)f tl$ - I .-“ Why would you want to quarantine somedne with a sexually familiarity of the members of the team.yitb post-s$@ond+ry’educT -- ; transmitted ,disease? We would never even consider it as a possible _ Y tion matters.‘: .‘ solution,” he said.

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Orientalism and The Question J.R. Matthews award last World Youth Regional Office, of Palestine described the film spring, when he completed his 627 Davenport Road, Toronto, as “a unique document. It porbachelor’s degree. He is contintrays Pa.lestinian village life inOntario, M5R lL2. Teleph.one uing his studies at Waterloo, side Israel, and does so (4 16) 922-0776. working with Dr. Erwin Dummovingly, honestly and with re- broff and Dr. James Lepock. ’ f ma’rkable dignity and’ patience. ’ The Tumkur scholarship is A result is a’ new understanding \ named after the children of Dr. of the lived experience of the Rock ;s God? and ‘Mrs. NagRaj Tumkur; Dr. Palestinian people as they carry Tumkur is a research professor on under Israeli rule.” at UW. Lekha and Ram were

by Brad Hilderly victims in the Air India crash Imprint staff: On Our Land is the first of a off the coast of Eire, in June. \ An audio-visual presentaseries of films to be shown startContributions to the -scholaring in January. The films will tion, entitled “Rock and Roll cover a diverse range of topics, A search for God”, made a stop ship have been received from both the U W and Wilfrid Laurat the campus centre last Thurswith none of the views in the campuses, and films being necessarily the views day as part of ‘its around the ier University from many others in the-Kitcheworld tour. The presentation, of WPIRG. For more informaner- Waterloo community. tion about this film even call sponsored by the Maranatha

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1’ . . _Taste: Dominoysy:is ‘your basic pizza,. not g&&not ‘bad, but not worth p’bf’your GSAP money. The-dough is fr&en and therefore bland and<they are stingy with-the to$ppings. _ . ..

Godfrither% * - pD&very: 1 can’t -be objective about Godfather’s deli&They once \ made me wait. for twaand-a.ha$.hours. for their pizza and I’m not the only one, this has happened to. Godfather’s charges $1.25 to “I deliver to’ the U&@&y and $2.00 anywhere 61% in.-Waterloo.

Price: Godfathe&b;ffers what seems likea.good$deal-on a medium ,, . pizia,- $5199,‘~witl?four items, with .extra items 806 ‘each. . ‘Taste: .BLAND!!‘!? And- you’better order double or triple \items if you ‘wantto be able to taste them.because Godfather’s doesn’t give . you any respect when ‘it comes to toppings. ,1 ’,,.._1 c co pizZge****\ L ‘% : , \’ , Delivery: Go Pizza is located in the Bombshelter so, delivery on. campus is quick- but they only deliver on camyus. * Price: At $5.95 for- a. medium with two toppings; %o Pizza -is the‘ third cheapest pissa,l tried$nd extra items are only 50e each.

Delivery, however, is an extra 75~ which I think is a bit steep for on .. campus only delivery.

1 Taste; Now this really is pizza to your.liking. Don% bother with ~doub~echeese, it’s not-necessary; Generoud,toppingsand the pizza is I ’ always nice and spicy. .I I_ I Pizza Palace ***l/2. ;’ -: Delivery: This is the other on campus pizzaparlour(locatkd in V 1).

They deliver only to the residences.anddelivery is $I so you may as well go and pick it up if you live in the villages-,--- --. ,-A ,Price: The secondcheapest pizza in my survey with a medium.going for $5.95 with two items and 504 per extra item. Watch for Monday and,.Tuesdaynight spec@ls’(Tuesday. any meduim pizza is*$4.99) Taste: Aside fr-om a thin, crust this is a damn good-pizza and Pizza

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Taste: Do pot eat ;here. Pastas is,what is commonly called “death in a ,box”. Thfs is simply bad pizza. Their subs and pasta .dishes are I_, pretty good though. . .

-, J New Orleirns- ** : . 4’ Delivery: $2.41 for delivery? They .must be kidding?

Price: New Orleanshas the distinction ofebeing the most expensive pizza at $8.88-for a two i-tern medium ana,-7% for extratoppings..vY ._ Taste: If you’ve had Domino’s, you’ve had-New,Grleans; .,r-

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1 .San Francesco’s *-**** . .e ’ Delivery: Free and usually quick-(about-half an hour to the Univ& I ’ _ ‘* 1.sity). ’ Price? I thinkthere must be some ‘mistake here, t,hey cant stay in!. . business long at these, .prices. $5.80 for a fourteen inch pizza with two items? If that-’ isn’t affordable (affordable? it’s downright ’ -’ cheap!), 1 don’t know what is: I _ Ta&: This is a.,-killer pizza !! Once you’ve had San Francesco’s,iall: I ., others pale by/ comparison. Ambrosia doesn’t come close to des-‘ _ cribing this immaculate creation. Spicy, with overkill on the cheese \ and toppings, this\is what pizz&,was meant to be. Theyalso serve a ’ - fantastic meatball sandwhich for’a good price. .

-Little .Caesers’** ’ s f ’ 1 Delivery: .No. free delivery. ($1..25), but they are quick to get/to \ I‘.‘. campus, usually half an hour or so.

Price: Little Caesars is not cheap, not at $8,05 for a medium pizza , 1,\ and 80~ for extra toppings and $1.80 for double cheese.

Taste: Corporate pizza a cut below New Orleans and Domino%.: Not bad pizza but a little bland.- Very stingy on the cheese. My ’ j, 1 biggest~complamt ,is that they try. to make a small pizza seem larger _ by-cutting it into a ridieuious number of,very small pieces. ,

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The following is based on excerpts from personal interviews with them; as well as acasette profiles 09 Paul Bosch (June 5,1985) and Tom York (Oct. \I ’ 23.1985). * Clockwim fkom lefti David Xtartry, Keith Gclwd, gathy Settel (Lamrier), Ghaham =?-@‘y, -,wilton, To= The’chapla%ins are people who relate well to other peo- \, Y&c, Toni DeUbWo, John Bempel; Paul Bosch, and XCaren Dowe% MissiPgt += =a-*, slcrotf se-, and ple. Their roles vary all are co~llors, some prepare aoracarkner. , _ Im&-photo by &D. Bapser .worship services for the campus and perform marriages, I some lead Bible. studies. or d@cussiongroups, or .teach Bm &o f-1. t&a& xMJly Of the Chaplams, As GoId carbner put it, ‘“univer: others how to, somelect&urilversi~courses,andthen, I&h Gld “though some Christians sity is pressing students into a,narrowness; losing some of course, all have the inevitable paperwork’to do. ’ theyownGodandthatHehasnointerestihothers.”Toti ideas about education.

I .heve questions wing avaUable to students when they have problems, - Delabbio added, “I welcome a new merent point of view I of the’classical / or just want to ta& is a common goal. ‘The most impor-, 1 about how much we shouldbe m the university to because my background is in a sense narrow.‘! big business.” ta,& characteristic in thiswork is the capacity to let I ’ Ullstudents are religious by nature,” stated Grahanj ’ “Waterlooseems to have an especially narrow definiyourself be interupted” declared John Rempel.. Toni DeMorbey, “and if you take away the frt;ith aspect of life, you up, .@@g, “I have to be a listener, to be tion of being educated, based on techniques and high labbio summed:it wouldn’t be a human be-.

1 think everyol~belleves e abspecWpo4 to make people marketable,” observed hospitable, and to practice ‘creative loitering’.” rI \ something.”

Gras Paul Bosch put it, “everybodyhas aGod I . : Many of them became universiw chaplains because 7 - .they eqjoyed the chaUerige and the st$mulatJq$a~osphere of university life. “My work as a chaplla;in brings observed, “students float through universi&ywith only a F .~e~er~christia;nfarithand~~~~~~p~~~, ‘(. it &&ms W,~O work& jnwhi& 1 fin&ment,” m idsa whme theg are at the Other end” .’ \’ “The possibility of the existence ofa personal God and ‘~ - I J ’ -i^.

-.% iloted JQhn R$Ixipel. the ixn@&&ib~ of this shouldbe exploredbyeverystu-I. -They al@ all share a real desire to workwiths,tuden@. , 1 \ dent,” declared Gord Garkner, .‘%ne should not rule it out John &empel. mch Wflton continued~~ ,theme: -X:&r -“T!h@ keep me young,” declaredDavid Wartry. . : a-priori by ,pr@dice?

Rich Wilton- believes, “everyone graduates may be tops academically, but if they don’t see The ‘most common frmstrauonfoundby the chaplains ‘h.aS~.int&lleCtual.

SOCia;l, physical, and Spiritual .:purposeini~aJ1,then~p~~~m~backfire. * - 7 isalackoftime.

“Ijust don’t haveenoughtimetodothe -ensions to -. their personality which\. are all We - ideal.6 academic equalities, -reward people ‘who : i* things I want to do with people,“compla@ed David HariXlt0PCOIUM&8d. ;We need a:balance to reach OUT full pursuethemslavishly,andthen,putthrjmas~eadersin try. Another frequent observation was that students Potential, and if the spiritual side is neglected, it affects the university, which leads to a loss of balance.

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I problem is going to more fully emerge in the next few.‘I . ’ “God gives ‘people freedom from ignorance, guilt, and - years.” . ,’ -, , ._ ,,.I me fo m* my m *m. fear - these have intellectual, emoliional’and physical 81 1 I‘&I Theco-operation between the chaplains irrespective of 1 dimensions too,” observed John Rempel. ‘There are two inseparable virtues: passion and tolerance, which are background - the ecuxhenical spirit -,was pra&ed by all. i .

“We are very open with each other, we can each learn somethmg from the others,” said Toni Delabbio. “And -ha&w commitment to anythmg outside of school ‘: I U there ,is graciousness, tolerance, and I respect between XL work Noted Gord Carlmer, “They’re always asking, I :+what’s in it,, for me?‘.”

Wb get along splendidly,” noted Keith Gleed A&led .

“Students don’t feel they are hvmg Me, but only going David Hartry,“%we have one of the best chaplain’s aSsOcia’ .through a phase,” saidRich Wilton. He addedthat, “coop, .

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I get along better with the other i is detrimental to developing soc&l andspiritual relationchaplains than I do with some of the clergy m my own , ships.” Several chaplains remarkedthat the lack of contiimportant inbecommg full persons. without meaning; ch-h” ’ nuity due to high student turnover was disconcerting., Unfortunately, this congeniality isunusual,T’lamented , without life and death acance, without passio& we Rlch,wmn Some also felt frustrated that, as Rich Wgton put it, , have M reasonto live. But tolerance and respect for “many. people have decided -5Y 9,m1mt other people’s *ews is also important since there are Life, the Universe, and Everything - that’s what the in7ithOui ,h&vbg ever seriously considered it. liinits to w-t any one of us can know of the truth.” chaplains are involvedwith.

Like author Douglas Adams, ~ t.e FFncLuy, TomYOrksa;ld, “MUMS G~P~~d+a my 888 ut sOme oflow o-wnchmi&edi&as andbeliefs I work for life, but one’ shouldn’t be preoccupied,with ’ - &a -of t& &m@ains, though: Most ‘echoed Gord either God or religion.,It’s like mother-love - ifyou’ve got C&&&s sentinmit,: “I -find sati&&ioti in watching it you don’t have to worry about it.” \ L, _, people ~?OW and blossom, seemg people’s lives come together.”

‘Thechaplains.seeseveralaressttLatneetic~in ~&~ityw&~~h&@&~rl&..

Toa York c&&red, “tha r@Ward is in the indiv%d&s ’’ ’ theuniversity.

“We must do something about&e p&s- ’ I one comes to know, with whom one feels ~MOIUS.IMX - it’s I sure on students, and on fmty aswell; de&r&Da*, . .fhere. b On19 OX&#. wdd, it iSs I a mutual enrichment of We.” * j Hart~$. “It’s not good enough just to talk about the work- _. . ‘fIt’s$he excitement of living in a COmmUnity of Students, the neat little things that happenI’m having a load problem, we must do something.”

‘ToniDelabbio added, ‘bve mustbe morepeople-centred^ -b&l,” said Keith Gleed. ‘:1 there are not enoughopporhmitesforsocialinteraction .’ ’ / The chapla;ins aJ.l have an earnest desire to talk to at present*” ’ “Pmtiu. it the tist and second year levels, the need to be challenged ‘John Rempel declared, “good c ’ rjeople with different, ideas andbeliefs.

“I’m thrilled when universit$ seems to act as an antagon$st rather than as a scientists quali@ the role of science ‘in questions of I get the opport;unit;y~I appreciate the input of people helper,” said Rich Wilton.

“We should change schedules meaning and ftith, but there-is little criticism here of the . with other ideas and enjoy dealing with issues,” declared SO that peO#l0 have more time to relax. Rdgh$ now we ided., that -science hghs aJJ.the answers.

ThiG if3 the way ’ ’ R&h Wilton. “I, like to have my own views chrtllengea)’ have f3umWal of the fittest instead of @u~ation’* -. religioti w&s treated prior to the Reformation” ’ a a&&id Gord Cazkner, “and love to hear where .they’re “The.@+@ is too performance oriented,” complained ._,‘~~&ern saci& has a death wish,” Paul Boschtl&ks, .!

I ’ Paul Bosch. “People strive for goodgrades to get a degree ‘because time and money are spent o;$sm;chmz and a good job &d lots of money. It’s a, sick society when military technology while great human ,. evemc 9 measured -ti terms of the job youget a$ the peace and hunger, are ignored The university buys into end~niversi~shouldbeatime wh8nyoWion'tha&,o th& push zfor technology because thatys where the @Qw.Up fast; :L a time to investigate truth and beauty f!.m@ng CxXTnea @OII&" I *Wchy~u wO@thkve time to studywhenyou're but “Tt is mistaken to contrast un$versity with the ‘real _ COf&m, what m&&es them tick” Graham Morbey making a living and raising a family. But ‘the who&j ,, world,“” -&M&l Graham MO&&.

I “This ‘is a ’ false _,., sa$2., “I believe in toleration, - people should have space . Societijy: is .ahiMt urq taking%hi.s attitude.” dicho~3 an excuse for the abandonment of ideals.

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IK&joring in histow md philosophy, he com$eted an undergraduate degree here back in the 608, the first yars of the universit$ ’ After thre&yearsatseminarytoearnamastersdegree, John worked for a year with &grant families inFlorida.

Ddng this year ‘of voluntary service, he lived in ,a commune that inhabited the astic of a fruit proc6ssin.g plant.

“It *as a crucial gram time for me-- I came to real&e -that my romantic ideas about commun&l living, when liyed out, involved boring realities,” John reflected.

“We all lived simpl$‘%ith an immense dedication to high ideals, yet there w&8 still the temptation to want to remake each other in our own ideals. I learned that someone who would put his life on the line for me could alti be a thoughtless slob.” ’ A two year exchange scho&rship took him to Germany following his commune ejcperience.

Studying at institutions in both East and West Berlin, John commuted almost daily between the two. In cross@g the wall, he had both good and bad experiences to re!ate. “One day I was subjected to interrogation - they even exan&ned my handkerchief in det&l! But I retied that the guards werealsoh umanbeings when on an&her occ%sion I was aksed to bring with me things in short supply in East Berlin - oranges and flowers - for gi fqwell dinner for the dean I was esc,orted through the checkpoint lines by the border guards because I was late.”

I@uming to Canada, J@.n took up the position at Conrad Greml, while working part time ‘to complete his doctirati , at U. of T. ’ .

The c&gUi.n sposored by the. Christian Reformed Church is Graham Morbey. A native ’ of Victoria, B.C.; G@Qam took .a BA in philosophy at Cazleton, studied at a sea in Philadelphia, and thenreceived a Doktor Anchs degree -in pmosophy at the IFree Univer&it$ of Am&x&m. %fter working as a research philosopher there i& five years, I retied to Canada to tea&, and when that didn% work out, &tied to the minis&y,” he recalled. He came here in 1980 after attending another’ seminary, tbjs time in Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Although he is new to Waterloo, Keith Gleed is not a neophyte chaplain.

Keith’s position at Benison, College people - follows many ye\ars of work with groups of yoas a‘chaplain at three different boarding schOols and with sea‘cadets.

With an arts degree from Sir George Williams (now Concordia), he went onto study for the .priesthood & the Anglican College at McGill.

Before coming to UW, Keith was the rector of a parish in Mississauga, but left because of the stresses of parish life. “I didn’t like the pol&ical shenanigans, lack of commitment, and dishonesw of the middle class closeted in the suburbs that I‘fouhdthere,” he revealed. “In contrast, thy very’p& downt&vn Toronto parish where I wor&ed previouslywas exciting - m explosi. 8 stiiological area where m 6ould happen and dI d. There was a eaterni~ of the poor, a wXUingness to share.” ~ Keithisnot married, which he says is a benefit to his .n.dnis~ because it gives him lots of time. “At one time I missed not hav3ng a family, but now the people I work with become my family.” ’

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3lichWiltonisac~pl~~~4heNa~a~s,aninternation&l ,organization whicli emphastied the practical living ovt of Chrisbeliefs, and works‘in concert with local qhurches.

One of several science wars among the campus chaplains, the Alberta native has bothbachelors and masters degrees in physical chemistry.

“It qas during my graduate work at U. of A that I met some ot&er grad students interested in Christianity, and through them I got ,tivolved with the Naaators,” R&h said. “I started a Ph.D., but I saw a career choice to make - I w&s more interested in ministry than research.”

Rich then became, a Navigatir worker at U. of M., and-at the same time taught undergrad chemistry labs. After getting married, he took up the seorker position at Guelph, and then four years ago moved to Waterloo to found a new Navigators chapter. .

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The Lutheran chaplain is Paul Bosch. An accomplished painter, he began a degree in art at a college in Penn@ v&nia “But in my second year there I decided to attend se&,” he said.’ He studied at the Lutheran Theological Seminary in Philadelphia, followed-by four years as a pastor. His chaplain eqrience began in the 60s at Syracuse University.

“I became mvolved in the civil rights and peace movements there,” he recalled, “and the FBI _ has a file on me.” In lQ,7Q h;e moved to Amhex%t Massachusettes, and came to Waterloo three years later.

- Al6x McCaaley Bt. Jerosneb College Taking- on the position of cl&lain at Sk. Jerome’s College, Alex McCauley was mturning to .his old stomping grounds.

Borri in Kitchener, Alex’travelled to tindon to obtain a BA at Western; and then studied theology in S non-d@% prwam at St. Louis university.

After teaching highschool loc&ly for several years, he worked eight years in Bolivia as a missionary.

His large parish included part ofthe suburb? of La Pas and the surrounding mountain areas. X@urning to North ‘esdn Chicago America, he studies s ye-+rs at s6w and Toronto and b t3ca2i e a member of the Resurrection \ Fathers Order. ’ Alex is now @ his fourth year df ministry at St. Jerome’s.

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.TomYor& ‘, ,St. Paul% College As a novelist and an ex-professional power lifter, Tom York is probably not a typical United Church chapla;in Tomc&me%oCanadaattheageof21a&aVietnam~aft dodger. ~ ’ Hehass~ntmuch:ofhistimeinthiscountryinthe boondo@s, in such remote places -w Bella Bella, Yellowiknife, the Gaspe, and the Queen Charlottes.

His seminaxy tmining was at Emmanuel College, U. of T. Before coming ‘to Waterloo he was in the ski resort town of Whistler.

“I was sent mm as a missionary to the rich elite, but that ditit work and i$‘s not my ‘schtick’ anyway,” he said “I’in an extremist and a personalist, totally interested in individuals, not institutions, so I became a chaplain to the slopes.” .When his contract ’ expired after three years, Tom moved here. ,

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Moving to Edmonton, @he completed a religionandcuIturedegreeatU.ofA,,andthencametoWLU to study at the Lutheran’semlnary.

“My future is flexible andopen,” she.says, “a&I planto take time off after this year to explore other areas of my creativity.”

Go&l Carkner is a staf?fworker for Inter-Varsity Chris- 4&n Fellowship, and, as such, is also a chaplain tit both -UT/V and WLU campuses.

He started his flucation at -n’s, obtaining a BSc. in human physiology.

Taking a year off school, he worked in the Kingston area at the penitentiaxy and with IVCF high school and university groups. Gord studied philosophy of religion at a semin&ry in Chicago, then ixi 1979 moved to G&h to work as an IVCF s&Rworker at the university and a$ high schools inGreyBru.ce County. In 1980 he was s@gnedto the Waterloo universities, and the chaplaincy ispart of his IVCF staffjob. , ,

Renisop~ Cdl&e\ One of two A@ican chaplains on campus, David H@rixy has been a priest for 22years. A native of Hal%x, he ~~~~~OrnthsNovaScotiaCollegeofArEwithafine, arts degree, &nd thought he would tea&i art. “I used to draw and sell my drawing for $6: cartoons which people commissioned, and for the engineers, provocative portraits of girls,” he reminisced.

Hqwever, he went on to get a BA from Dalhousie and then attend the seminary on, the sameca;mpus.

“While I was in the sew, I drew a cartoon on my residence room Wall, for w@ich’I w&8 fined a hefty sum.” His first p&rish assignment was in Halifax, working with young people in tiouble. “I helped to found a crisis centre and a transient youth ten* for drug-&ddicted teenagers from all over Canada who found their way to Halifax,” he said, “and became known as the ‘street priest’.” From there he travelled to the Bahamas and worked for three andahalf years with delinqvent and drug-addicted youth. David came here as a chaplain eleven years ago. ;

J.D. (Dave) Bonser is a Ph.D. studeet in Systems Design Er@ineering and some time photographer and reporter for Imprint. He has been involved with -the paper since the summer of 1984.

“Doing this story was an eyeopener for me,” Dave noted, “Because of my preconceived ideas about chaplains.

Instead of stuffy religious hacks, I found relaxed, unpretentious people who have led sometimes wild and unorthpdox lives in their search for meanin$j and real vocation.

I was ch6,llenged to rethink qne of my yuppie attitude& When he ev<ntually finishes his Ph.D., Dave would like to find a position as part-time professor, and work withiqternational students.

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Seconds passed then suddenly the walls I sp&tingthe latestin.wide-brimmed hats tilted ’ started to shake to the throbbing bass line of low to hide the saddest expression their well- j - Sun Cjty. Confronted by 20-foot high faces of, fed faces could muster. , . _ r. I, s Afrika B.ambaataa and KurtisBlow~screaming ‘--defiantly about justice and truth, the mass’ began to swing loose. This was the final~recal- ’ ’ ‘, lable instant before Everything But The Girl ’ -‘b driftedin on a hush. _ . ‘1 ,.i ,*.

Apprehensive smiles were exchanged as .j the band plunged feet-first into a&o1 Laugh You Of ‘The House. Voc&st Tracy Thorn . quickly ‘developed a rapport with_ the *’ -’ ’ . warming audience by -humbly announcing Everything But The Girl: subtle, charming and witty.

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The Smiths, whose influence now seemsvir,F * Upon finishing the song, with a deadpan grin. ‘. : :, _seriousness.

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by Paul Done Imprint staff I Sun City is the name of a gambling resort located in Bophuthatswana, a South African bantustan (or homeland). Bantustans are areas of land set aside by the South African government for the blacks. The land set aside is the least fertile, - least resource-laden land in South Africa. These bantustans are recognised as independent states by only one nation, South Africa.

The resort Sun City is a playground for the white South Africans who travel there from Pretoria, Cape Town and Johannesburg.

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Let Me See ‘Y&r I.D. is primarily a Gil Scott-Heron rap.

Gil knew the score in 1975 with his song Johannesburg;“Whdt’s the- w&d? -Tell me brother, have’ you heard, about Johannesburg?”

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The rest of the album withers in comparison to the searing intensity displayed on these three tracks. There is a Peter Gabriel tune, a jazz number which features Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, and Stanley Jordan, plus a blues number in which Bono Hewson tries to convince the world that he is black.

Sun City marks a transition point in popular music. Political statements will no longer be the domain of obscure bands destined to spend their entire creative lives being ignored by the masses. Sun City is a direct, succinct statement of political intent. It is the best, most important record of 1985 and is an essential purchase for music fans and non-fans alike.

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Such is the case with the best cut, AiwAys a Na’me, where the guitars actually hook and hurt in the one time the vocals and lyrics mesh together passionately, telling the anguish of resigning yourself to never having the one you want.

But Stephen is unfortunately typical of The Immigrant, a deathly-serious, tuneless dirge that plods aimlessly and drearily along for five tiresome minutes’without the lyrical impact to maintain interest.

If only they would lay their “intense-young-men”,image aside more often as they do with the light jazzy charm of CoalPorter, and stop trying to force their “importance” upon the listener, Gene Loves Jezebel might have made The Immigrant an excellent instead of merely “Okay” album.

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CASH PAID!. (you can tranSlate that as “too black”, kids). So Arthur Baker ‘and Little Steven scampered back to the studio and churned out Sun City (Version II). The opening rap from Run-DMC and their pals has been excised and replaced by a Pete Townsend guitar intro. Likewise, the drum beat has been brought way up in the mix and a screaming metalloid guitar solo has been added. This is particticularly insidious because it seems that the AOR kings believe that white people : 1) don’t want to hear “some ghetto niggers i-apping”; 2) can’t dance to a song unless it has a huge overpowering drumbeat (so you don’t lose the rhy-thm y’all) and 3) white people expect guitar solos in every song they hear (even the slow ones).

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by Chris Wodskou Zmprint staff, After years of being import faves, The Fall, who will likely go down as one of the most unique and influential bands of the ’ ‘~OS, has finally convinced some perceptive A&R man to release their vinyl in Canada. This Nation’s Saving Grace coinciding with the release of their latest British single, Cruiser’s Creek, is their most accessible record to date’but it is no less challenging.

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I can’t quite put my finger on it, but somehow this is agreat record.

Their dissonance makes little sence and Mark E.” Smith’s intonation often makes the lyrics an indecipherable, garbled,noise, but there is something magnetic and fascinating in their “music”.

Cruiser’s Creek should be a boring piece of nondescript thrash-pop - six minutes of the same simple guitar, bass, and keyboard riff flogged endlessly. But it works brilliantly, as playing the living crap out of the riffs with the monolithic drums and Smith’s muted voice droning, “There’s a party going on around heeeaaarre, at Cruiser’s Creek, yyeeaaaooowwh,” making it an instant classic.

Likewise with My New House, where Mark E.‘s wife, Brix, squeezes a pilfered guitar line for all it’s worth in a song about

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his windowsills, the place where the “prisoners of conscience and the big boys hang out.”

The Fall’s social satire is at its most straightforward, if you can call it that;in What You Need. Smith’s voice shouts as “Get up!

Make a buck!“, having the effect of through a radio, nagging parents trying to wake you up after a late night. A strident chant of “What you need!” follows with a catalogue of 1

by Paul Done Zrnprint staff

dubious consumer items and societal values.

The Fall’s music is like expressionistic, multi-media musical painting, using radio noises, muffled voices, and background rumblings to make a maddening montage. They make no overt statements but they draw reactions out of you, and it’s amazing how their seemingly simplistic lyrics can wrap themselves around your consciousness.

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This Is The Sea, The Waterboys second LP (following their debut EP) is, in simplest terms, a bad album. In the past, their epic breast-beating pomposity was tolerable because they backed it .up with some reasonably good melodies. On this record, all pretense of tune or melody has been dropped and that which remains is a strident, lumpy, unappealing mess.

Mike Scott’s voice has never been in worse form. He seems to be under the false impression that passion can only be adequately expressed by shouting at the top of one’s lungs in a truly grating fashion. Be My Enemy is typical of the whole album: “Well the dawn it is howlin’ And the mainframe shakes .

I feel like I’ve been sleepin’ In a cellarful of snakes.”

I frankly have never heard the “dawn howl”. This ode to paranoia is so completely irrelevant that it serves%as the ultimately unwitting self-parody.

This is not the sea, it is a stagnant puddle and we can only hope that the sun will come out and evaporate it forthwith.

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by JohnZachariah Imprint staffThe new image which Kevin Rowland and his close friends are sporting should not mislead listeners; Dexy’s Midnight Runners are not looking to court >abroader, audience. In fact, Don’t Stand Me Down boasts a distinctively non-commercial sound ‘and is a considerable improvement over their previous outings.

On this album the band has-strongly favoured the soul aspects of their trademark soul/Irish folk fusion, but the,result is inconsistent.

Listen to this is a strong, vital song which heats up the second side with its loud backbeat, and This is What She’s Like is the record’s brilliant, soulful showpiece. But other songs, like The Occasional Fficker are unsteady and are not helped by Rpwland’s vocals, which are frequently bad.

An interesting aspect of the record is its continuity; the songs seem to run into each other and are-li,nked by the vocal chatter

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of Rowland and guitarist Billy Adams. Also, the album as a who’le has an immediacy and freshness ‘which keeps it from being boring. It’s no masterwork of pop, but Don’t Stand Me Down (if you can find it on sale) is worth a listen.

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They’re a hard drinkin’, hardlivin’, bunch of rustlers who like fast cars, fast women and hates include easterners, tommies and wimps.

Jesus. Th.eir With tongue buried firmly in cheek, Jerry and his cronies take potshots at everything that-catches their fancy. Songs like Gospel Surger, Happy Nun, and Judgement Date are a sure sign that these boys have spent too many mornings watching Ernest Angley and wrestling on T.V. A special mention must be given to Happy Nun, perhaps the: first pop song e,ver to use the word “obstreperous” as in “I thought I was the obstreperous one, until Imet the happy nun.”

The music is all country and rockabilly with hyperboIe,everywhere. The geetars twang, the voices quiver and the troubles are exaggerated. .

Soundtrack music to the world’s first splatter cowboy movie, Road Gore is a rootin’ tootin’ record, perfect for-tour favorite hoe-down.

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On the strength of their highly touted debut album, Mark: Act,ually, there are two or three tracks that are older Mark: The music press is always anxious to lump you in with Undone, The Lucy Show is being hyped as one of the best new things that we felt an obligation to record because we’ve been bands of 1985. CKMS - FM program director Dot Hight talked playing them. for a long time. Things like Betteti on the Hard other forms around and they’ve made comparisons which I to The Lucy Show’s founding member, Calgarian Mark BanSide which is one of my favourite songs - we felt that if we didn’t thought were complimentary.

In that way it’s good to be com_ dola in Burbank, California. get recorded for this album, we might never get to it. I hope pared to someone since it may interest fans of some band CKMS: What have you been doing in California? everyone would like to hear it on’ the album because it’s an you’ve been compared to. You can’t really avoid it, but I can see Mark: We’re wrapping up a mini-tour of the U.S. right now. We important song to us. how it could bother people who are-trying to develop a unique , started out on the East Coast doing support gigs for the CocCKMS: Production-wise, are you happy with the way the sound. product has turoed out? ’ teau Twins in Boston and New York which went really well and CKMS: What’s the word on any video projects? we played a few other cities as well.

Mark: Very much. It took some gettng used to since-we’re so Mark: Up until recently, we’ve avoided talking about it because CKMS: What are your plans for the, near future? close to it, but having listened to it a while after recording it, it we find most videos really embarassing.

But someone who Mark: We’re going back to. Britain for another mini-tour and really sounds quitealive: listened to our stuff and liked it contacted us and told us he’d we hope to do a tour of Canada some time around Christmas..

CKMS: Who does most of the writing for the band?’ like to work.wjth us so we’d like to take a couple of days off and CKMS: You’ve been touring for some time in Britain?

Mark: At this point, it’s half and half between myself and Rob make a video. But we’re going to use film instead of actual vide.0 Mark: We’ve done three tours of Britain but,the last one was (Vande’vee,n). Whoever writes the skeletal idea of the song is to get away from the slickness of videos. I think that videos as a the first time as headliners. We did a tour opening up for R.E.M. usually the one who’ writes the words and sings it. SO far, means of advertising are missing the point of what they could in England, Scotland and Ireland last year and those tours all neither of us has written a song with-another person singing it in do. More often than not, it’s unconvincing to see acband just 1 went really well. But we’d like to come to Canada and do a fairiy .mind; it’s pretty much a personal thing. miming along with the music. Most videos done’t stretch the extensive tour: CKMS: You look like you’ve been getting some favourable . imagination and that’s what we hope to do. But if it doesn’t ‘ ’ CKMS: -How old is the material on the new album? (i.e to Echo & The work out, we just won’t release it. .. . . reviews in the U.K. - do comparisons I

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Spanish

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by Peter Lawson Imprint staff The Kitchener-Waterloo

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by Peter Lawson Imprint staff

Symhony Orchestra performed another concert jn their Masterpiece series on

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featured

critic, be the judge and the music will have to prove’itself to remain viable.

A premiere performance Another new work graced greeted the audience at the the programme.

God-BearConrad Grebel College ing by Carol Ann Weaver, is a Chapel on Wednesday, staged piece which represNovember 6. This noon hour ents a woman’s transition concert presented the new through life and draws its work (long in developing - inspiration from Theotokos, begun in the early 80s) by a symbolic representation of Peter Hatch, a composer and , the female by Kitchener artist teacher at WLU. Ann MonkSusan Shantz. house (flute), Gabor Janots The entire performance (bassoon) and Carolyn Arnawas very intriguing. Actress son (piano) were the musiPatricia White portrayed the cians present. woman evolving through the , The work, Ados, is constages of life: a Raggedy Ann ‘strutted in three movements; doll, walking up the isle in Allegro, Andante, and white veil and wrestling the Vivance. Mr. Hatch has symveil into knots, washing bolically represented the clothes, ironing, cooking.. .It “ethos” of ancient Greece is aptly written to suggest’ (nomic, tragic and dithryramthese stages of evolution. The bit) with the three movemusic commences with the ments. images of spiritualism, strug.Judging a musical piece gles with the feelings of the after a first listening would be pagan and resolves with the equal to criticizing a painting music of the renaissance. The at a glance. This composition music which accompanied is constructed on familiar the washing and ironing allusmusical structures but conins has a squeeze of satire and tains the twists in the harthe cooking phase had a spicy monic embellishments.

Even jazz feeling. The work recapitwithin a movement, tempo -ulated with a return to the changes are relevant and the mood of the spiritual. musical elements of the midOverall, this idea is a satisfeast arise. ying multi-medium work. The The overall impression of visual and audio stimulants the work is tepid; the note are thought provoking. selection and the form of the Actress Patricia White was music seems to be guided by supported

by Lyle Friesen the Book and yields nothing (mandolin and guitar) and extraordinary.

Let time, Carol Ann Weaver (electric which is the most severe piano and synthesizer).

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Narciso

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KWSO nale: Allegro were the best musical slices from the orchestra.

Though the orchestra was not electrifying, the soloist Narciso Yepes won some new fans in this area. Maybe, the opportunity to hear him in a solo recital could be more than just a weak-prayer.

Symphony No 39 in E-flat Mujor K543. Though the brass began too heavily in the opening movement AdagioAllegro, the remaining movements, Andante con motto, Menuetto: Allegretto, and Fi-

Night’s

Mendelsshon (1809-1847) did not possess enough animation equal to the inspiration which created the music. The work, begun when Mendelssohn was 17 and during the period’s resurgence of Shakespeare, was further developed sixteen years later. The complete incidental music has thirteen pieces but the KWSO only performed the Overture, Scherzo, Nocturn and Wedding March.

The Overture is -Mendlegsohn’s most celebrated work and the playing by the KWSO had a few bumpy sections and a few inaccurate lead entries. The Nocturne transpired smoothly and was followed by the famous Wedding March (a cliche for wedding recessional).

A twentieth-century composer followed the romantic notions of Mendelssohn.

Mario Castelnuovo-Tedesco ( 1895 1968) was an Italian born composer who emigrated to the United States to escape the regime of Mussolini. Despite this political upheaval in his life, his Concerto for Guitar No. 1, in D Major Opus 99 is filled with musical feelings of folk, not political consciousness.

The openingmovement Allegro demon-

with

bubbled out into the orchestra for the performance of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s

Friday and ‘Saturday, November 8 and 9. The evening yielded no revelations from the orchestra and guest conductor Nicholas Goldschmidt, but the guest soloist, Narciso Y epes (guitar), though playing too briefly, was pleasing to hear.

The opening work, Music

Movies Narcisco

Gregorio ,Cortez’ life examined ’

Yepes

strates this influence of folk music, the following movement Andantino alla Romanza suggest a pastoral setting and the closing moveb’v Chris Polci ment Ritmico e cauallerescQ -The Ballod of Gregorio is filled with epic allusions.

Cortez, playing November The guitar solist, Narciso 17 and 18 at The Princess Yepes, was overwhelmed by Cinema is a sad, yet compellthe orchestra in the Allegro--ing dramatic film. It is based movement but received beton a “corrido”, or a narrative ter support in the subseq uent ballad, which recalls one of movements.

Not until- the the most famous manhunts in final movement does the guitTexas history. arist become the central figOn June 12, 1901 a youngure in this m usical drama: and j Mexican cowhand name GreMr. Yepes showed dazzling gorio Cortez shot andkilled a runs and scales in this se& sheriff near Gonzales, Texas tion. over a mistranslation Before Mr. Yepes was ex.between Spanish and English iled to’ the backstage, he by an inept interpreter.

Corplayed an unscheduled, but tex, having little faith in Texas brief, guitar solo. Malligania justice, fled toward Mexico.

by Isaac Albenz (1860-1909) is For the next 11 days, Cormusic which depicts the tez? claiming he-acted in self-.

Spanish dance and the majesdefence, manages to elude tic toreador, and this perforhundreds of Texas\ Rangers, mance was a welcomed local lawmen and possesdis: change, to hear the skills of patched on horseback and by Mr. Yepes. railroad.

His exploits, both The conductor Nicholas real and imagined, are widely Goldschmidt loosened for the covered by the press and evening’s closing number, legends begin to spring up, and his effervescence (sort of)

about this “sheriff-killer”.

Finally- in sight of the Rio Grande and Mexico on the other side, Cortez is betrayed by a sheepherder and in captured. After being sentenced to a 50-year prison term for shooting a man in self-defence, a lynch ,-mob tries to hang him. Cortez continues ‘to proclaim his innocence, but is sent off to prison.

The actions of Gregorio Cortez inflamed the emotions of the Angles who feared and hated him, and stirred the hearts of Mexicans, immigrants in their own land, to write “corridos” about their border hero who outsmarted the Texas Rangers. Eventually, after seven additional trials, he was given a full Governor’s pardon in 1913. The film features some excellent footage of the Texas landscape and should certainly evoke some responses from the viewer.

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The best work of Fine Arts 120 students is the feature of‘ an exhibition which ends today at the ES-2 gallery. All art displayed is taken from assignments _ and in-class work from the introductory drawing class.

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compentent acting and exquispirit, ‘some subtle connecsite sets, you can still make an tions are made to the passion , awful picture. of Christ. . Ingmar Bergman’s Fanny .Even without the benefit of But so what? The movie is and Alexander may have the’ title, it would be obvious still a chore to watch, and three, three, three plots in that Fanny and (especially) Alexander, though percepone, but that really doesn’t Alexander are the primary tive, is none,the less a nerdy save it from being one of the . characters and are used as little twit. And his sister dullest films ever made. Even expository devices to reveal Fanny? Who knows. She only if the picture was pared ‘down the paradoxes and iirrationalisays about three sentences to only its main story, that of ties of ‘adult life. This is best during the whole show.

Emilie Ekdah’s marital woes shown during the scenes in While making several important comments. on the as seen through the eyes of which Alexander and his stepher children (thereby shorfather, a domineering bishop - triviality of adult existence, tening it’s excruciating 197. go. one-on-or& in a strange ‘Fanny and Alexander minute running time), it would power struggle.

And, when suffers from a banality that no still be BORING. This only Alexander is beaten by the amount of moralising could goes to prove that even with bishop but maintains his. correct.

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by Adain Chamberlain consisting of five minute periDerek Humphreys were visibly Imprint staff ods continued until one team nervous throughout the game In a game that can ‘only ,be scored. Fortunately it was Waas Western held the ball within described as, heart stopping, the terloo , who scored _ early in the Waterloo’s 22 meter line threatWaterloo. Rugby Warriors de. fourth five minute period. The ening to -score .on m$ny occafeated- the Western -Mustangs play started with a’ kick from’ sions. However, they were\both 16-l 2 Bt Western ‘on Saturday.

Harold Godwin that was not exteremely pleased with the reTied at the ‘end -of regulation ‘caught .by the Western players. sults bf the season, and deserve pkiy, the game ended when WaInstead, \Peter Keir kicked the. ,mueh of the credit:for the sucterloq scored in the sixth’overball upfield past! several Muscess of the theam, Appearing time period to take the OUAA tangs, where Jay Dinovitzer often under less than desirable Championship Cup. This, the picked it up. Dodging the ,Westconditions; they both kept the Warriors second championship ern tacklers Donovitzer crossed team working.

A in three years, came only after a the goal hne and scored the winDue to the field conditions hard fought battle lasting al/ ning try.

(90% mud) the team.. has acmost a full three hours. quired a new sponsor. Tide deDuring regulation time Paul b The final try ended a grueltergent. has signed the club to a Toon started the scoring with _ ling match that, if it had conseven year contract, with Paul a penalty kick’ which was b$tinued much longer, would Toon as spokesman due. to his have required artificial lighting. quickly answered by Western as ’ ability to keep *a \ white shirt they tied the score at 3, In the . The onlooking crowd of ap-black with dirt. second half Western took an proximately ,I000 excited fans The game ended a season that (at least 200 from ,Waterloo) early lead with a converted try was extremely successful on r-ushed the field to help celemaking the score 9-3. with only and off the field for the club, two minutes remaining in regubrate one of the most deserved Highlighted by such features as lation time Tony Stea ,scored a - wins of the year. ; j --’ the visit bfrom Oxford Univerlovely try which, once conDuring the-game, which was sity in September, and the east verted by Paul Toon, &tied the quite physical, a few players exl coast tour of last. spring, this .game at 9. perienced rather heavy contact. season has been one of the most The game. then went into Harold Godwin, after-one such successful yet. . overtime with two full ten mincollision, was quoted as saying,<.

With a strong core of players ute halves. At the end of these “Where-do I throw the. ball‘?” returning next year U W can extwo periods both teams had ’ Harold’s condition improved pect similar achievements, and scored 3 more points tieing the and late in the game he even hopefully panot her chance at the game at 12. .At this point the remembered what day it was.

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by Steve Haymin Saints coach Fred Smith atImprint staff First, the good news. The tributed his team’s victory- to Warrior basketball team ran its the fact that “We shot the ball record against Canadian uni- _ ver&w,e!l. We,got the right guys versities to 4-O last w%kend at _ “shooting. Offensively ;we outboarded the Warriors, and their the Guelph Gryphon Classic tournament, recording a 95-83 big man wasn’t as good as usual. Plus, Waterloo. had two victory over UQTR Friday and tough games, and everybody’s ’ a tough 83-8 1 triumph over divgunning for them. I feel sorry. isional foe McMaster Saturday for their coach.” in the semifinal.

Now the not-as-good news.

Warrior coach Don ,Mc-Crae The team’s record against soudidn’t seem to need the symtheastern ,Michigan coileges is-’ pathy. “It was a great tournamerit for us. We- had to el,evate now 0- 1; a’s the ‘Siena Heights r Saints beat Waterloo 81-75 in - our game, had to play better the tournament’s championship and better. Not like last week game. Peter Savich led the War: G-“(in the Ottawa tournament) _rior scorers with 29 in the final. i where we were just trying people out. We cangrow froin’this He and Paul Boyce were named tournamnet;” he observed. . \to the tournament’s all-star ‘team, each receiving mugs of Waterloo shot an amazing

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30-for-34 fsom the free-throw . contest until late in the sereal line against MC&laster, and a .cond half. UQTR pulled to much less’interesting 21-for-32 -with@ one point at 75-74. Just, against Siena Heights. This was as their bench began chanting a factor in both games, with “Defense,! Defense! Y the PatriMcCrae attributing, the loss to otes disarmed..

Water-too “late turnovers and our sub- _ pumped in eight, in a row and sub-par free-throw shooting.” never looked back: “They made After the final Savich re- ,us play bad and chased us all marked “We let the game get c night”, noted McCrae.

Rob away at the start of the second . Froese led- the, scoring with 2 1, half. Waterloo led for 15 sefollowed bySavich and Norris conds near the start, -but the with 20 each and- Boyce folSaints )were up by nine within lowed with 19. ’ . five minutes and survived a number of late ‘U W rallies that ‘Saturday’s semis and the fell just short. The Warriors Sunday binal ‘were telecast _by ‘were burnt by Siena’s :Rob TSN, SO the Guelph officials .

Johnson and Joe Walton, tourcompressed! the‘ crowd of about nament all-stars who seemed 500 into the half of they gym able to score’ at will. that happened to be on camera.

, tied 13 times’ during -the $first half. Waterloo led right from 1 the start of the second half and ‘What’s next .‘ ’) won the fame with tremedous free$hrow shooting.Savich / -was 9 fof 9, Boyce 6 for 6. Nor- ) . ;,‘. 3’ ‘.I ,. ’ ; ? c &‘, Waterloo plays Buffalo State _’ ’ r@ wasn’t his usual self at all, Friday night across-the border shooting ,a wager-inspired 7 for in a game that will test the W&r9 from the line. riors’ ability, to play without Mat players were ’ heard The Big ,Kind’of Guy as Norris grumbling about the refereeing can’t make this trip. Next wi&while watching the final. It did kend is U W’s Naismith tournament, one of the best. Get your seem a little slanted towards (free) ticket from the CC booth U W, but -the Saints overcame the hoser officials to record a ASAP. deserved triumph over-a bigger Congrats to whoever thought team. ‘Their players obvioulsy to’put-.up all the’- Warrior and ’ Athena Ontario Champion&p . enjoyed appearing on ‘national -banners in the PAC. They l&k * TV, something that doesn’t happen very often for the small great. It provides an istant aura (1,500) NAlA school from Adof athletic traditionthat’s b&n J \ rian-, Ml, 49221. -

. for the Warriors and,Todd Coui. ter, Jamie McKee and Steve Li, nesmen added sinles. .

The game itself was penaltyridden. Waterloo waspenalized .

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Waterloo goalie Peter Crouse was blitzed for 53 shots ’ in total for the two games. Peter’s goals against average-“,& 1 presently 3.1 for the season. l’f *i ’ he stays consistent or even lowers this average, he will surely I be a contender for OUAA all?

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by Scott Laban The Varsity men’s volleyball team opened their 1985- 86 homestand in fine form last Friday night against the Western Mustangs, winning three games to none. The match featured the two teams which will probably be competing again for the Western Division Championship.

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The first game saw the sideout type of volleyball that is reminiscent of every game between these two teams. Waterloo established and finished off the Mustangs 15 11 and 15 12 to win the match in three straight gam,es.

Dave Ambrose had an outstanding night, hitting for a 8Qyb “kill” ratio. Other notable performances were turned in from middle players Tom O’xland and Ron Clarke.

A few facts about the rivalry between Western and Waterloo should be noted. The Mustangs are the only team in regular season play that have beaten the Warriors in three years. They did this only once, in last years

regular season game played here at Waterloo.

That win enabled the Mustangs to clinch first place in the Western Division and earned them the right to host the Western Divisional Final. Even though the Warriors beat the Mustangs in that final they did not appreciate playing the game at Western., Not wanting to find themselves in that situation again this year, the Warriors came prepared to play last week.

Rob Atkinson, coach of the Warriors, was happy with the win and yet cautious about this week’s game. “This was a big, win for us as it gives us a big advantage in probably hosting the Western Division final at the end oft he year. Next week’s game is also very important +however, Guelph could surprise a few teams this year.”

The team was extremely happy about the fan support at the game and hope that everyone will come out again tonight (Friday) to see the game against Guelph.

The game starts at 8:00 pm. in the Main Gym. -

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by Jo-Anne Longley Imprint staff Last weekend saw,a successful start for the varsity swim-

ming teams. in a tournament against Warriors tied with and the Athenaa won

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Coach Dave Heinbuch said both teams swam very well and stated that he was very happy

with their times. Alison Loucas, who competed in last years’ CIAU’s, swam exceptionally well.

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The Waterpolo team has lost their right to play in this year’s playoffs. Over the weekend they lost to McMaster 8-3 and to Western 6-4. Heinbuch says that he is in no way disappointed with the team’s performance this season. Next year’s play, he said, should be a great improvement on this year’s’ as the team has gained a lot of experience.

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bv Diane Brown ” Saturday November 9 on Waterloo’s very own American courts, the squash tournament ended with two champions. In level A, Peter Mayer a.nd Gregg Shimokura smashed one another wit h scores of 9-7, 9-5, 9-4 (best 3 out of 5). However, Peter Mayer was victorious, smashing Gregg one too many times. In level B Denis Newmann also had smashing success against Ajoy Opal with scores of 9-0,9-3, 9-7. Thank you to all participants for making the tournament successful and fun.

Curling. Tournament

by Norma McDonald -On Saturday November 9, a curling bonspiel took place at Ayr Curling Club. In total, 17 participated. All games weie exciting and fun was had by all. People curling for the first time did a super job.

In the championship game, tension filled the air as Lawrence and Matuga were tied up coming home. Matuga had the hammer coming home, a deadly draw to the button was made by skip Save Prystupa to win the game.

Congratulations to them and to all teams that participated. A special thanks to Joanne Frank for all her help and expertise.

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Well, the season’s over for another year so here’s a wrap up of the final week of regular season play.

In A leauge the Bombers squeezed out a first place finish with a 6-4 decision over Team Cannibas with Bryce Crouse scoring the winning goal. In other action, Who Cares took a 4-2 lead into the second period and held on to beat Ray’s Esso 4-3, aided by the two goal game of Joel Palmer, while Bruce Fraser’s three goal show paved the way for SJC Blue Demon’s 9-3 victory over Civil Disobedience.

In B league the game of the week featured the Magic Rats taking a 5-4 decision from the Screaming Stemmers with Paul Fraser counting the Rats’ winning goal. Elsewhere, Licence40 Kill beat Pek2Death Bydux 4-3, as Paul Patte’s two goals made the difference for L-to-K, while Rick Wipp’s three goals led W3 Morticians to a 12-2 triumph over the Mathocists.

WA Bucket Crushers downed SJC Gumbeys 8-4, with WA’s Joe Gahovry notching five goals. In other play SurpRookies stayed undefeated, beating Chem Courage 4-2, in a hard fought battle, with John Formen scoring Surp’s winning goal. In their second game of the week Pek2Deth Bydox took a 10-O victory over South E-Rotics, as Greg Shimokora counted four goals for the winners, while Peter Baker’s two goals lead SJC Ballers to a 4-2 win over Licence to Kill. And the Screaming Stemmers claimed a 4- 1 triumph from Flat Earth Society, aided

by Ron Dallan’s hatrick. Good luck in the playoffs guys! .

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BASKETBALL Corinna, who is studying Mathematics at U W, is a second year Athena basketball player from Pickering, Ontario. She plays the centre position .on the team.

Corinna proved to be an important team player this past weekend at the Acadia Tournament which the.Athenas won.

She played excellent basketball in all three games. Corinna scored a total of 39 points in the tournament and played a strong and aggressive defence all weekend.

SAVICH - WARRIOR BASKETBALL Peter, a 6’ 4” forward, is entering his 5th season with the Warrior Basketball Team. He is a native of Cambridge, Ontario where he attended and played for Preston High School.

This past weekend, Peter led the Warriors to a title game in the Gryphon Classic at the University of Guelph for the 3rd year in a row.’

Scoring 72 points throughout the tournament, Peter was the leading scorer for the second-week in a row. He has averaged 25.4 points in the first seven exhibition games this season.

On October 30, all sorts of Wintery Jolk stormed Columbia lcefields to get their mugs on the cover of the 1986 Campus Recreation Winter Brochure.

A big THANKS goes to everyone for coming out and demonstrating their winter spirit! (especially those ski club members who, dressed in full gear, attempted to pose on the zamboni-made slopes behind the arena.) We’d also like to thank our camera man, Simon Wheeler, for his sharp shooting and crowd control techniques.

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Competitions are already underway in schools and universities, acrosi Ontario to sele@ the 72 finalists who lwill participate, in the final tournament. Preli@inary and semi-final roun& of the debating and public speaki-ng competjtions will be,held at the Osgoode /Hall Law School, York.-University, Toronto on Friday,’ Nqvember It is anticipated that mariy prominent politicians and community ’ 22, 1985 fr’om 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. and Saturday, November 23,1985 leaders, will attend thiq event and will take note of the views, values from 9:00 a.m. tQ 5:00 p.m. Teams will participate in three catqgories - Junior High School, Senior High Schooland University/ -. Col-I w I lege categories. * / . _’ / The highlight of thi toutnament will “be the fina; rouhds and . awards ceremony which will take place at the Metro Toronto / . Conirentipn Centre on Sunday, November 24 from 9:00 a.m. to ’ 12:OO noon. The topics for the three final rounds have been carefully selected to provide an opportunity for the youthsto express their views on a wide’ range of issues. The topicsare: - “Be it resdlved that technology Will’be the end of manki&l.”

- “Be it resolved/that 8 world government -is the best solution to world problems.” ’ ’ - “Be-it reso’lved that Canadian youth have good reason‘foraptimism.”

1 The ismaili Muslim Youths and O.S.D.U. urge students, teachers, parents, leaders of academic ibstitutions, government and community l’kaders to come ‘out and listen to the youths dnd support this project.

The final debates will be followed by an awards ceremony at which the new- Lieutenant-Governor,.

Hon. Lincoln Alexander, will be the guest of honour. The Lieutenant-Governor will address the anticipated -audience of ov’er 1,200 and present awar@ to the winners of the debating and public speaking competitibn$. ’Free tickets for the final rounds and _awards ceremony at the Metro Toronto ConvFntion Ceritre can, be dbtaiqed by calling ihe .-/ lsmailia council offices,,at (416) 444-l 161.

conjunction &th the Ontario Student Debat’ing Union has chosen to commemorate this historic year by organizing a debating tournament over the weekend of November 22-24, 1985. The objective of the tournament is to provide a formal forum for discussion of current youth issues under the general theme of “youth and peace.”

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Bonzo Meets Rambo opened last night at the Dirty Harry Memorial Theatre before a vagrant crowd of admiring viewers. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Ronald Reagan, and that lovable chimp, this / b

The facts you need to know about mastication .

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It all started one night as one of my pink-haired roomies and 1 were sitting around eating Crap dinner (Kraft Dinner) with chopsticks. “Look,” she said, pointing to her black cat; -“‘it’s masticating.” Thus beganone of the most bizarre, most ridiculous conversations in history - all about the art ‘of mastication.

1 bring this up here and now because 1 feel it is-high time . that certain myths regarding mastication be-dispelled. First and foremost, mastication will not cause blindness. Furthermore, mastication does not cause deformities or impotence, nor will it cause pimples to grow on your‘face or warts to grow on the tip of your nose. j As a child, I was deprived. Perhaps it was because of my parent’s belief in old-fashioned myths that the only source of satisfying libidinal desires ailowed me was a mi.lk bottle to suck on. Or perhaps it was because, as devout Roman Catholics, my parents were convinced that mastication was sinful. However, little-known to most people, the Church has absolutely nothing against mastication. In fact, only a , few short weeks ago, I saw a telecast from the Vatican where the priests, the bishops, and even the pope himself were masticating - in front of thousands of people.

1 can see that most of you are overwhelmed or even shocked by these new concepts, but have you ever stopped to think that society actually encourages mastication? School teachers and school nurses stress the importance of masticating thoroughly and regularly - about three times daily.

Look around you, at humans, and animals alike - everyone’s doing it: cats, dogs, monkeys, profs, students, Mul- . roney, and even Ronald Reagan. (Although I admit that 1 have yet to see my pink-haired roomie’s boa constrictor .- masticate.)

Then, of course, there are the numerous variations on mastication which society has devised. Go to a party and you can spend the better part of an evening in group mastication.

(In fact, prominent’ political figures often pay 50 or 100 dollars to participate in gala mastication events.) For a real thrill, you can fly to Europe and engage in group mastication thousands’ of feet above the Atlantic Ocean. And for those who desire a little more privacy, there’s always mutual mastication (between two consenting adults, of course).

Along with variations -in mastication come a number of aids to enhance your habit. Although, in many situations, hands are still acceptable for mastication, most people prefer. to use inventions such as spoons, knives, and fork-s. My roomie and 1, however, well aware of the potential hazards of masticating with the aid of a kni’fe or a fork, have always found chopsticks to be,more fun.

On a more sober note, there is evidence from the world of medicine that the ability to masticate decreases with age. Yet this should -not discourage you from masticating. Almost without exception doctors agree that insufficient mastication could be fatal - think about it. .

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Bonzo’across the room. With’s few smooth grunts and a coy smile or two they are soon staring deeply into each other’s eyes over the warm tingle of a banana dacquiri. Each immediately recognizes the other’s intellectual brilliance, and they soon find their common interests in climbing trees, oregami, and Uzi sub-machine guns. Set in the backdrop of a revolution-torn countryside, love has found a way.

But suddenly, Ronnie, thinly disguised as that adorable chimp owner, Peter Boyd, burst onto the scene. Seeing the two love-monkeys hand-in-hand Ronnie breaks into a fierce jealous rage. The plot is set and as the silo doors open, one of the world’s most crazy memorable love triangles -gets under way.

Bonzo Meets Rambo isn’t all tear-jerking drama though, it has its moments of uproarious humour as well. For-instance, there’s the time Ronnie finds a hammer and sickle tattooed on Rambo’s inner - . thigh. Or picture the look on Bonzo’s face when. he discovers that his beloved primate doesn’t have lice after all. lmagine Nancy Reagan screaming, “Invade me, Ronnie’s too busy with Grenada!”

And to top it all off we find ourselves witnessing the ultimate scene in comedy as Ronnie violates a young, innocent girl by the na’me of Sandy Nista.

Love, drama, comedy, what more could one ask? Well of course there still remains the true test of any accomplished film; non-stop, graphic violence. Bonzo Meets Rambo passes this test with flying colours: red, white, blue, and more red. Ronnie, .in an effort to rZgain the chimp of his dreams, returns with afearsome army, ready for battle. Side by Side, Rambo and Bonzo take on the blood-thirsty . legions of Ronnie, Congress, and several anti-beastiality pressure times, impress it an their groups. And as the bullets fly we are treated to some of the best special-effects gore that Hollywood has ever produced. things I learned from this Yes Bonzo Meets Rambo has got it all. See it, hear it, feel it. It’s knows which way his gun got a message for you, and for the kids. Make sure theysee it lots of neo-commie, chick-left-lib

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naive little brains. There’s a couple of movie too; not every guy in kali-green is pointed, and its up to us to keep these chimpanzees out of our own back yards.

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Friday Nov. 15

Monday Nov. 18 ~

The Mug Coffeehouse: an alternative to wild Friday nights. Good food, good music, good company.

8:30 pm., Campus Centre.

The Wild Duck Cafe presents: A vegetarian day with samples and recipes of its vegetarian dishes. 11 :OO am to 2:30 pm in the Great Hall, CC. Homecoming Booth Get your Naismith tickets.

Must have athletic sports pass. Pub & brunch tickets available also. 10 - 2 Dm.. CC House of Debates: Death to the Imprint. Death to the Feds! Death, death, death. Come enjoy a lively debate in St. Jerome’s Rm 229 at 5:30.

Caribbean students’ association general club meetina. 5:30 CC Rm 135.

End of term skydiving meeting. (members only), 710 pm.. AL 206. Call Julie. 746-8152 for details.

Fed Flicks: A Soldier’s Story, starring Howard E. Rollins Jr. 8:00 pm., AL 116.

Christmas Galaxie of Gifts, The Old School, William & Henry Sts, Wellesley. Sposored by Arts Council of Wellesley. Continues Saturday ( 10 am 5:30 pm.) and Sunday (1:30 pm., 5:30 pm.)

ASEANS: Badminton night. Free clinic (for members). 7:30 pm., call 746-3977 or 888-7728.

The FamiIy as’the workshop for Peace, Speakers Mr. Bill Sim and Mrs. Pale Sim, question and answer period after. Sposored by Baha’is of Kitchener. 8:00 om.. YWCA Board Room.

Tuesday Nov. 19 Ski Bash night, limited seating, free admission.

Movies and special drinks. Sponsored by Recreation and Eng Sot. Held in Fed Hall.

The 2nd international UW postal art show opens with guest speaker Art Green. Everyone invited. 8:00 p.m., Fine Arts GelleT, ES il. Show contines to Nov. 22.

A Regular meeting of Grad Club Board of DireTotrs.

HH 334, 7:30. All grads welcome.

Card Catalogue session. l/2 hour instructional session on making effective use of the card catalogue. lo:30 am., Meet at the ‘Info desk, Arts Library.

Study Skills programme, 7 - 9 pm., Register at NH 2080 or call 2655.

Psych Societypresents Careers Information night & wine & cheese: Come and hear speakers from areas such as clinical development and industrial psychology. Everyone welcome. 8:00 pm., PAS 3026.

CUSO Third World Bazaar. Exotic gifts from distant parts of the world. Money raised goes to clean water projects in Malaysia. 10 am - 8:30 pm., CC.

Saturday, Nov. 16 Grad Club presents Glenn Chatten, 900 -p.m.

Games Club - GamesDay,M&C5158A, I pm.

Bring any game you want to play. New members welcome.

Theatresports: Something funny this way comes.

Team based comedy competition. HH 180 at 8 pm.

Cheap too. ’ Wdrkshop for Theatresports. Laugh, live, love, learn. Theatresports workshops teach spontaneity.

HH 180 at 1 pm.

Fed Flicks See Friday.

Sunday Nov. 17 Christian Worship on campus: Every Sunday, lo:30 am., in HH 280. Student led services. Sermons mostly by Chaplain Graham E. Morbey. All Welcome.

HoIy Communion: (Anglican and Lutheran) 9:30 & ,_ 11:30 am., St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison College.

Lutheran Holy Communion WLU Seminary, Keffer Chapel, Albert & Bricker Sts. 11:30 am.

Fed Flicks: See Friday.

ASEANS: Free Squash class. Members only. 3:55 , ‘pm., PAC Red North.

Wednesday

Huron Campus Ministry night fellowship. Common meal 4:30 pm., meeting time 5:30 pm., dining hall, and Wesley Chad at St. Paul’s College. You are Welcome.

Lutheran Holy Communion Candlelight service, , 1O:OO pm., WLU Seminary, Keffler Chapel, Albert & Bricker Sts. GLLOW Coffeehouse Come and nieet other who care Rm. 110. CC 8:00 pm. Call 884-GLOW for more info.

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Control Centre offers and non-judgemental and counselling on all birth control, planned and pregnancy, subfertility and

by CC206 or Call ext. 2306

Wanted: time!

Nov. House.

Need a babv-sitter?

Jane and reliable.

Afternoons, weekends.

For arrangements, 6208.

Volunteer 1 mediocre week.

Call

One distance sublet ing Cathy

call bedroom

of during .885-0369.

apt.

University winter

for

collect (416)

of one bedroom partialy or for January-May

& Board for UW. Entrance a wheelchair. or fourth year $550 month.

11 pm.

wanted Apartment, Charlie Thanks!

Car deck, brand Call

for two

is responsible evenings call

chessplayers wanted, for 2 blind people, C.N.I.B. 742-3536.

Massage student

or

a

for

mornin’

to Gift

swim

ability

lac?&g, Laurie,

guaranteed.

the

winter

must be Prefer to student(s).

Call Steve

for 3 fourth townhouse, 74_6-0438 within wanted term.

year etc. leave walking for Contact

Stereo Sony new, 884~7536.

system, X5-700 $1,100

Interested International looking representative, commissions business information, 2883.

in but 743.

A LEMMING.

Sony XRGG tape 3-way apm speakers, value, Asking $550.

Board Sailing Equipment for sale.

High performance Neil Pryde R.A.F. sails, RAE boom (windsure), mast extensions.

Custom boards.

Low, Low Pricing!

Phone (519) 821-4804 after 6:O0. ask for Mark Sbme’wil e.

Sony direct Carolyn Return Toronto Only

Sport Walkman, drive, auto 886-8954.

tvoewriter t& French and du<t cover 746-6928

cassette, reverse.

Stil VW, call -.

Airfare to Thunder Bay. Leave Dec. 15, Return Toronto Jan. 6. $140.

Call Doug at 884-7206.

For Sale: Purchased maintained, warranty.

‘83, 650 new, sprin beautiful Call 884-2428.

AM/FM,

Yamaha ‘85, s3, aw. ’

4-poster mattess, Best

offer

with heater, call

LOST Baseball in Vl HP 8 MC would Call

in a good Room Fri, Coffee

Maxim. very well stil under

Quebec City, ski tri s to Quebec City Dee 27.Jan 2 or Dee c; 1 -Jan 5 from $250.

Call Bil 886-4090 or sign up at Sci Sot.

for

College a responsible earn free while experience. call collect

-

Travel tour

Waterloo Sthdents!

This is your big to be in the spotlight!

Do you like fashion?

Have you ever of modelina luxurious outfits? come out to he tryouts for the of Elegance Fashion Show! fil out the sign-up sheet at the desk

by Nov. 22. P.S. . Guys, we you too!!

Partner Friday. essential.

Laurie,

for morning Experienced Punctuality 743-2467.

swim, Monday preferred but guaranteed.

Individuals interested information and opinions needs of wheelchair users. students involved in design wheelchair control would assistance.

Call Systems ext 2600, days, Monica evening.

in

to not Call

orovidina about the 4th year eng. of electronic appreciate any Design office 884-0652

and 1

party

silver EMS.

or 884-9538

at Frat Nov. 2. room. appreciate

6 tickets to G Westmount

Black N. Bell.

North

leather Found end of

,The

left Its return reward.

in

“Behavior et. al. on campus.

A.S.A.P. Cross pen Sentimental (5-7pm.).

in

Keg Last Whoever

in in

party seen wore return.

it’s

Nylons, Mall.

between Mary

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umbrella on

glove weekof Campus. in

bearing Nov4th Jim University 4.

November

inscription on path 884-9473.

Ave. 576-10

Call

at bus 18.

TYPING .

Quality Processing.

Punctuation accurate Diane.

Typing and/ or Word Resumes stored indefinitely. and spelling checked.

Fast, service, Delivery arranged.

576-1284.

Wil do fast, papers on Reasonable area.

Phone

female.

Are you evenings gazing, At of clusters?

Live out of Everest, but remain Live with adventure?

If so,

Okay chance folowing dreamed Then Essence Simply Turnkey need

at Halloween 884-7536.

microcomputer 2 weeks ago.

Possible security.

Lost(I;;?

An shelter

perfect many

to share a “Loft” with another fuly furnished; $35/ wk; 6 other in house; for more info: call 742-0698.

Plus about appreciated. or

FOUND

Industry? operator is campus trips, and good gaining great For more at (312)-462-

Female female; females Holly,

Postable building be 884-7599

Blue Cardigan Sunnydale Sat. corner of the dining it home, I would Anna 579-6726.

Required.

The of the GSA (Graduate reauires‘ a Person bf its mketinq. take place once a third Tuesday and For details. call ext.

4:30 pm.

MLnday to

the

Lost Call

Hall.

Lost - a gold Engineering value.

Reward.

the Travel Industry?

College tour operator is for a resoonsible camous Earn iree trios and &od while gaining great experience.

For more call collect at (312) 462,

in

Glove.

Great

Lost: Green Book .

Modification” by Craighead Friday, Nov 1, somewhere,on Please call Winnie at 885-3964 Help!

I need it for the exam!!

FASS pm.

in

On Patrol for wiling?

Spend Pleipdes instead fantasies atop unconquered? reply to 2-684.

SALE

electric system, case $150

condition.

“Recording Secretary” Board of Directors Student Association) to record the minutes Regular meetings month, usually the beain at 7:30 om.

3634, 9:30 am: to Friday.

available. available Swimming

King-size,

Anyone interested Come to SCH. Festival 8 at 8:00 om for the Doors dpen at 7:30

Interested International lookina reoresgntative. cdmmissions b‘usiness information, 2883.

884.

1 good, 1.3 hrs

Therapy, close rates, by appointment after 6 pm.

746-0582

A Smith-Corona Cartridge Ribbon characters - carrying . good condition. evenings.

fuly

OF HAVING SEElNG-EYE

Want teaching experience while earning extra money?

Craft instructors required bv leadinq needlecraft company.

Craft eiperience helpful but not ‘necessary, Flexible hours, generous commission.

For interview, call Maryann, 742-8813.

What am I going to do? How can I be sure I am pregnant, how should I tel my familv.

Can I continue in school, keep my job, khere can I obtain good medical care?

Call Birthright 579-3990.

FOR

apartment to UW Call or Louise

1985

BARNEY

WANTED

1 female.

2 UW, 20 min laundry Call,Kristen

WANTED

for capture (preferably Needed Dan 746-0768.

Wanted: Room term.

Close to accessable to share with third Wil pay up to 884-5538 after Accomodation students!

Please message.

2 Contact

The confidential information methods unplanned STD’s for an

Partner PAC. g;;;tuality

House, 3 rooms available . Washer & dryer.

On main buse Y 160 each plus heat & utilities.

300 St. 578-I 093.

On Campus available for one For more information, 6910. ,

from

A&L Professional discount.

Get For membership call 669-5594.

Registered university. only, Certificates

1 bedroom house.

January of Sunnydale.

Rent: $185 plus

Basement apt. to share with min to shopping.

25 min to to WLU. Furnished, carpeted, facilities, TV. $175/ month. or Nancy 886-6958 weeknight.

Wanted - Two bedroom Jan-April 1986.

Close female 4th year students.

Cathy (416) 241-4857 45 l-8740.

3 bedroom Available for to take lease 4797.

to 746-

in large house for kitchen, living room to Waterloo Square & 579-4642 ask for Brian

Hip student looking for two groovy roomies to fil a classy joint, summer ‘86.

3 bedroom furnished, dishwasher, laundry, swimming pool, T.V., parking, gifts, windows.

Spitting distance from UW and shopping (Westmount & University).

Call Dino (884-2428.

call

Clean amde from from utilities

do we I’m

at

WATERBED! caps, semi-motionless liner.

Very good Pete, 746-0554.

Dance Classes offeredBallet, Jazz or modern.,-Beginners welcome.

Teacher well qualified with three years teaching experience and a Dance degree from UofW. If interested, call Kelly.

745-5999.

when by a by a time in xox.

student wanted to 2 bedroom apartment Kitchener.

Call Joan route nearby.

accommodation female

ih St. female. route Psych

the

close month.

$99.$125/ 18.

to

t5,

session on making effective use of the card catalogue. 2 pm., meet at info desk, Arts Library.

Study Skills programme - see Tuesday.

November is Epilepsy month! Guest Speaker Dr. Neil Morris “Issues of Management with Epilepsy”, 7:30, Ring in the Park, 99 Seagram Drive. Call 8851 118 for info.

Waterloo Christian Fellowhsip supper meeting.

Gord Carkner will be speaking on “Filled with a sense of Mission”. Please come out for a rklaxing, interesting break from studies. 4:30 pm., El 2531.

Folk & Blues Club will be Jamming. Everyone Welcome to participate. 8 pm CC 13.

Free Video movie “Bladerunner”, 4:30 pm., The Bombshelter.

Caribbean Students Assoc Cultural display and food sale. CC Great Hall.

Chinese Christian Fellowhship: bible study: The Lord’s Prayer, Mat. 6: 9-13. Refreshments & ~ Fellowship afterwards. Everybody welcomed. 7:30 at WLU Seminars 201. For further info call 885 -3964.

Delegate Selection meeting for Federal Convention.

P.C. Campus Assoc. 7:30, CC 135.

WPIRG is sponsoring a panel discussion on low rent and student housing in K-W. Inforbation displays and speakers from interested groups will be featured. 1l:OO am., Campus CentreGreat Hall and CC Rm 135.

Behind the Veil Nuns (part I) Paternalistic attitudes in the Catholic Church. Sponsored by the Women’s Centre. 12:30 CC 110.

Watelloo Vegetarian Assoc. ‘Pot Luck’ dinner Great Hall Village, II, 6:30 pm. Bring one vegetarian dish and one meat dish. Bring your favourite dog. We’d like to share it. Everyone invited, children and dogs welcom-e. ’ Students for life meets every Thursday CC 135.4:30 pm., All are welcome.

The Nylons: $15/$12. Enjoy the Rockapella music of the Nylons at their debut performance,at Fed Hall.

9:00 pm., Fed Hall.

Card Catalogue session. l/2 hour instructional

SERVICES

Love

AVAILABLE

Sublets:

in

Summer Accomodatiorxheap! and roomv five bedroom house. parking.

Large outdoor patio kitchen.

Fifteen minute walk Laurier. $140/ month/ room plus (price negotiable).

Lease available take over in Seotember.

Teleohone 0335. n

meet

you

wanted Jan’:April room in a camous For more information, 10.

Dill

November

Thursday Nov. 21

two-bedroom through August. campus.

Price

Room in two bedroom apartment Catharines to non-smbkinq Perfect for co-op student, nea;Bus and Brock University.

See me 2223 or leave messaae there.

loving, married couple, children, would love to your healthy, white infant. assured - private adoption arranged.

Please write P.O. 2781, ‘B’. Kitchener, Ontario.

N2H 6N3.

- Where

furnished sublet May from 886-9286.

to minutes

Female Roommate share a double residence at UW. call Heather 884-69

yet.

Also

have

HOUSING

22

red Porsche. available Call Mark

any

clean

Hey Scott (you damn engineer) was the last time you were trampled herd of angry sheep or rammed ram?

Hope you had a great Binbrook!

Luv the gals in 515!

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asks,

Tom, The your birthday, be wonderful

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Kegsize.

Tom, Happy Birthday Shoes!

P.S. If anyone on Thursdiy!

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Maid, wouldn’t Happy

Heathe; Please

to do after the off Homecoming Black and White

Belle!

Vous etes je vous accompagnera noel.

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Staff Philosophers.

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an I.Q. futon, Snookums.

I need a Teddy Bear built like a Greek God with clothes on because...1 like taking clothes off and...1 squoze the stuffing out of my last teddy bear...(sniff!).

Lonesomelv.

ADhrodite. in Silken Teddies.

CiO Veba Blow-die and “Big” Bertha Kleim.

Dept.

Pure Math.

amico

Raju, Ron would like to say “Thqpks buddies” to all the guys who turned for the “Choo-choo” last Wednesday. the future, Ron and Raju wil be able travel to male oarties in other locations.

with

M. I love your room.

Signed

P.S.C. Have you found You are keeping Lucinda stay out of the bathroom.

every We the

on

Nov. 20

Evening Prayer with choir and sermon, 4:30 pm., Conrad Grebel’ Colleae.

HoIv Eucharist. 12:30 pm.. Renison Colleae.

Bible Study, Renison College, 10:00 pm.

Free Noon concert featuring music of Schuti. Peter Letkemann, organ; Mel Bra&, baritone; Lynn Braun, soprano; and -kryl Hultin & Doris Richter, oboe.

Sponsored by CGC Music Dep’t. ;12:30 Conrad Grebel Chapel.

Film: On Our Land Palestinians under Israeli Rule will be shown in Rm, 135 of the Campus Centre.

Sponsored by Waterloo Public Interest Research ’ Group. Free. 12:30.

Study skills prograinme. See Tuesday. 9:30 11:30 am and 1:30 - 3:30 om.

Science f&r Peace “Civilians and Total War, the Bombing of Cities”, a talk by Prof. Ken Hewitt, WLU. 12:30 pm., Physics Rm. 150.

Psychology Soceity presents a Career lnfprmation night and Wine & Cheese. Come and hear faculty membrs , speak from areas such as cognitive/perceptual developmental and industrial psychology. Everyone Welcome. 8-11 pm., PAS 3026.

The Requisites for world peace, a talk by Dr. David Smith examining the behavioural aspects which must change before peace becomes a reality. ,Sponsored by Baha’i Club. M & C 3006, 7:30 pm.

Ga’mes Club Official meeting, election of tinter term exec. CC 135, 7 pm. Diplomacy afterwards.

CUSO Third world Bazaar. See Tuesday.

Friday

efficient Smith rates.

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typing Corona Lakeshore 124.

25 Years Experience. spaced page.

Westmount 3342.

Typing - only on campus. degree, spelling 746-3 1’27.

Same turn copy Stadium.

Phone I

Typing Near grammar 8329.

Typing etc. years Phone

75c

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for

double Call

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743.

typist living has English Call Karen

Day around alwa

Word Processing (24 hour if you book ahead).

Draft s provided.

Near Seagram Y 1 per double-spaced page.

885-l 353.

Experienced typist work.

IBM Selectric.

Close to Sunnydale. call 885-l 863.

Maggie letters, “Free”, 1976.

of student typewriter.

Vilage

Can $1 .OO pickup

wil

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do fast, Reasonable Lakeshore

accurate rates.

Vilage,

It! Essays, theses & page.

Resumes $5.00. delivery.

Phone 743.

- essays, theses, reports, campus.

Have B.A. Wil & spelling.

Call Katherine - Reports, theses, Statistical and math experience.

Also Nancy 576-7901.

manuscripts, a specialty. photocopies.

etc. correct.

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