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: OFS claims victory peopk are responsible and equal members of society and as such are Ontario Fedemtion of Students chairman~ a t~ertosimo t isclaiming victory following Tuesday's release of the report from the provincialg e wrnment's advisory committee on liquor relations. Among 19 key points handed down,the committee recommended the age of majority remain at its present level FWthe past seven months the OfS has tarlied out an extensive labbying and coardimtion campaign to ensure

legesas citizens who are older. Meanwhile, OFS members stressedthat it

would be pdically unwise for the Libeml godmment to alienate the youth vote, a contingent that helped to bring them to power in the May 1985 election. Citing that their was no consensus for either mising or lowering the drinking age, the report recommended maintaining the status quo. However,the committee did suggest the implementation of a special oftheinterestsofstudentsandcampus fense under the Ontario Highway pubs were protected. Traffic Act for impaired drivers on According to the c o r n m w s probation. tf fhe special offense chairman, Mississauga MPP Steven clause is en&W any driver under ORer, "the repart emphasizes the probation with a blood akohol level promotion of the mpomibility of al over 0.015 would be subject to a 30 cohol in licensed estaMishments as day suspension and six &memerit well as i n d i i u d rrsponsibilii inthe points. consumptionofqkohol. 1believeour Certosimo said the favourable &report will serve as the occasion to cision was Lrgely a result of effortr cany forwa~dlong awaited changes on the part bf OFS staff a@ univerin our liquor bws, bringing them sity federations: "Of all the groups more into line with the Ontariodthe theydealt* it was membersofthe OFS that the most contact with The committee, corsisting of the committee." This contact

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LIW administration this week announced its N o h Campus Townhouses would be open to any four students n q a d e s &their sex. The announcement, made by Village Warden Ron Eydt,mrmkskst week's decision that each towm hOuse unit would be open onh/ to

four males or four females. "As a result of student input and concerns," Eydt said,"the rest ofthe available townhouses will be rented to four students regardless of sex." Eydt said applications have already been received for about 80 of

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natural resources but would have to ’ by Teni ShewfeIt turn to human resources to remain Imprint staff competitive in the world market. couth Asking Questions, an OntaWright also said the university sys: rio Federation of Students’ taskforce, tern must not get too carried away came to UW March 3 to get Waterwith education, that there is more to loo’s input on the future of university life than midterms and finals, and education. The crowd in the CC was that pressure should be relieved sparse for the four and a half hour from students to allow them to session, but as OFS chairman Matt pursue more non-academic activiCertisimo said, “the goal of the taskties. force was not to get a large student GSA President ‘Mike Webster and turnout, but rather to raise the awareDr. Jim Brox, president of the faculty ness of the attitudes people have association, were both concerned about education in the future.” about the large number of profesThere definitely was a variety of sors that will be retiring in the next views expressed on Monday, as re- few years, as it will create a demand presentatives from the Federation of for more profs than universities can Students, staff association, faculty meet, as well as create a shortage of association, Graduate Student Assostaff, possibly leading to larger class ciation, the editor of Imprint, Tom sizes. The situation could also force Brzustowski (vice-president - aca- Canadian universities to import profs demic), and UW President Doug from the States. Wright all gave their views on the Webster went on to say that univerfuture of post-secondary education. sities in Canada do not foster a sense Wright made one of his rare cam- ’ of pride in their students or promote pus appearances, in which he said, _their grad programs and that many ‘you the students are the future,*’ qualified grads were going to the and he emphasized that Canada States, without realizing what Cancould no longer rely on her plentiful ada, and Waterloo, has to offer.

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Webster said Waterloo has one of the best grad programs in the countr), and no one even knows it. Imprint editor Steve Kannon ads dressed the taskforce on the topic 01 student apathy, saying students should be placing more demands on the administration. If students are to have a say in their education, both now and in the future, then they have to act for themselves; the administra tion and faculty look after them selves, not the students he said. Kannon said students have the right to question the administration and should stand-up for their rights as students. Ian Mitchell, the Fed’s rep on the taskforce, also expressed concern over student apathy, especially with regard to things like attendance at the taskforce session. Mitchell also said that students should not have tc sacrifice “quality for accessibility’*, or vice versa,‘and that students must get public and community support for universities since it is the public who, through their taxes and dona tions, ultimately pay for education.

‘Modelling career a big surprise. by Mike Brown Imprint staff

A whole new world has opened up for a somewhat surprised UW student. In fact this 22-year-old, thirdyear Anthropology student could very well be on the verge of success and stardom. Her name is Kari McAllindon and she cleaned up in an internationally judged Canada-wide model conven tion last month in Toronto. Competing against some 500 en trants’from different modelling agencies from across the country, the clever blond took top spot in the pho-

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Heaton, was ouick to add that “al tography award, finished second place in acting, placed second in though they usually like you to star young . . . a lot of models do work hair, and nabbed third place in makewhen they are older. Heaton said hei up and runway (walking). new discovery has a classic look sc What is truly amazing is that McAlshe’ll #be fine. . lindon was only discovered last OcUWs new highly potential super tober in .a regional model search. . model plans on finishing up her de The Cameo modeling school of Kitgree and working at a large Torontc chener, advertised atthree area unimodelling agency this summer. StK versities: Waterloo, Laurier, and is currently engaged to be married ir Guelph. August Nextsummer, Paris mighi Joan Heaton, the owner of the bet on her agenda. school saw potential for McAtlindon, The Cameo agency is having itz the minute she came to the school next local model search in May. LooE with her friend, saying “Hey, I think for ads in this publication. you’re just what we need”. What started off as a less than seCameo was named the top model rious venture quickly broadened_ __into ’ ling agency _ in __.the country, with iti owner Joan Heaton being nomi a chance for a career in modelling. nated as the president of Canada? McAllindon won the local univerG modelling association. sity model search and was quickly Kari hopes to get some deals ir thrust into the limelight of the Februthe near future, but right now she ir ary model convention in Toronto still in the photo test. stage. “The where she won her five awards. worst thing they can do is send her McAllindon graduates from her out before she is ready”, said Heaton, three-year program at the end of this She has definitely laid down her term. When asked about modelling priorities, marriage being on the top, as a career, the graduating student In the meantime, believe it or not mused, “I’m pretty old, I am 22 right the professional-bound model still now, so it won’t last for very long does homework probabiv until about 25.”

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‘Co-op costs should be more fair: Feds t by Neal Bonnor @print staff

Co-op students don’t mind paying the costs of a‘co-op education, but these costs should be fair. This was the message given to . some 70 students who attended the ofirst of two co-op fee forums held this week by the Federation of Students. Coop fees at the University of Waterloo are expected to double in the next three years, rising to $425 per term by 1990. The administration claims that this *increase is necessary to cover most of the costs of the program. According to Carol Goulette, chairman of the coop fee committee, however, the university is attempting to make co-op students pay for its underfund&g, problem. The underlying problem is the way the university makes up the coop fee”, said Goulette, who is also vice-president - university affairs in the Federation of Students. “The direct costs of the co-op pro*gram are arbitrarily doubled to cover such costs as extra sessions of courses, extra sets of examinations and course scheduling complexities, and the physical plant operations for the summer months”, she said. “The ,administration even claims that certain building designs are co-op related costs. ‘These are tuition related costs: they relate to course aspe@s of the varied programs, not to the co-ordination and placement of students.” l Goulette also claimed that such costs benefited all the university. “For example”, she said, “the university makes more efficient use of the buildings and staff during the summer. Aswell, there are intangible *benefits to non-co-op students, since UW has a reputation as a co-op university.” Furthermore, she claimed, whereas tuition fee increases are limited by provincial legislation, co-op fee increases are unregulated. . “The increases are based on the arbitrary use of a ratio. The administration is using a one-to-one ratio now (direct costs extra costs), but this could increase anytime”, Goulette said. Goulette was also opposed to the *

implementation of the co-op transfer fee, which the administration charges students who drop out of the co-op program to prevent abuse of the system. “We agree with the administration that abuse of the co-op program should be stopped,”Goulette &id, “but we are concerned about those students who have valid reasons for dropping out.” Goulette suggested that the transfer Fee be charged on a per work term basis, rather than on the current per school term basis. She said that a survey of Canadian and American universities with co-op programs concluded that Waterloo alone charged a per school term transfer fee. Postcards criticizing the incorporation of indirect costs in the coop fee and addressed to Gregory Sorbara, the provincial minister of colleges

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Crossan The Student Advisory Council (SAC) met on February 24 to discuss the role of SAC and the issues and concerns of the co-op program. The role of the SAC committee has been defined as a body which acts as a forum in which questions may be raised, problems identified and solutions debated. SAC acts as a liaison between the students and the department of co-operative education and career services, but does not actually implement any of the policies which may be suggested. in order to create more of an awareness and increase co-op student input into SAC, a suggestion was made for the creation of a SAC information booth which would possibly be set up at the Campus Centre on March 17, Campus Day. SAC is currently looking into extending the hours of Needles Hall to accommodate those students who are unable to check the co-op interview bard during regular hours of

In the spirit of co-operation, a group of Sunnydale landlords met with the Federation of Students h&sing issues committee to discuss their proposed changes for the Sunnydale townhouse complex. The Feds, Legal Resource Office, $and students were concerned about the proposed changes which included increased rent in order to meet the fire and licensing bylaws, and the possibility of losing Sunny dale to families. The landlords assured the Feds %nd the students that they were not going to change to family housing and the changes that were going to be implemented were for the safety of the &dents. Nicholas Van E3erkel one of the landlords said that, “the @ts were 60 per cent overcrowded and the landlords were worried about the safety of the students and their liability with regards to fire.” The landlords, in changing the premises to abide by the licensing lodging house bylaw, intend to install eSre extinguishers, fire detectors, fires exits, and illuminated exit signs. One concern of the students which the landlords addressed was the fact the students did not think the proposed increased rent was justified. Peter Dennis speaking on behalf ‘3 the landlords told the Feds that

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&hey intended to implement the proposed fire changes as well as paint, refurbish and refurnish the townhouses. Utilities are to be included in the price of the unit, and the landlords are contemplating having a type of “great hall”, in which a lV, laundry facilities, and work out room would be included. The landlords stressed the fact that although students will be paying a large increase it will definitely be, worth their money, and it will be keeping with the market price in Waterloo. They went on to say that they hope Sunnydale will be seen as a good place to live, and will become “Village Three” - a sort of addition to the university’s existing on-campus housing. Van Berkel said the landlords were willing to co-operate and work with the students, and they were veIy receptive of a Federation suggestion that the Feds draft a proposed lease for the tenants to sign. The housing issue committee is going to have a separate meeting to discuss their actions with regards to drafting leases. One item that the landlords were concerned about was the rumours they had heard about house-wrecking end-of-term parties. Dr. Ron Eydt, of the UW housing office, said he didn’t know how to stop end of term parties, but once students understood the situation he said he hoped they would be more considerate. -

operation. In the future co-op students may not be required to enter Needles Hall as co-op job descriptions and interview details (ie. times and dates) may be accessed by the Waterloo computer network system. It has also been noted that a number of the university’s buildings may have terminals specifically for co-op student use to alleviate the congestion and confusion at Needles Hall. Co-op fee increases were given serious consideration with the announcement by the Co-op Fee Committee that co-op fees will reach $425 per term by 1989/90. Jim Wilson, director of co-operative education and career services will be giving a breakdown of the departments total expenditures at the next SAC meeting which will be held on March 10 in Needles Hall.

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A final point was made by one of the spectators that while some co-op students paid a total of six terms in co-op fees and received five work terms, other co-op students paid eight terms and received only six work tears.

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Sunnydale landlords .plan many changes by Teni ShewfeIt Imprint staff

not chargedany extra costs. Under questioning, Goulette said that, according to a study conducted by the Federation, the direct costs of the co-ordination and placement of co-op would amount to _ *_students __ about, %?X) per term.

and universities, were distributed among the audience during the forum. Goulette stressed that student support for this initiative was crucial to getting the tuition-related co-op fees dropped. She said that the government was currently studying a report on ancillary fees in Ontario ufiiversities, and -that a decision would be forthcoming in May. A question and answer period followed the formal presentation. One person asked if co-op students in “4c” were supposed to pay co-op fees, considering that current fees are based on an eight term period. Goulette replied that while a fee was cuFntly charged to such students, she thought that the possibility of its removal in the near future “looked good”. Another spectator pointed out that \ regular (i.e. non-coop) students who attended university in summer were

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Religious Right has radically misread Jesus and the Bible by Doug Thompson Imprint staff The Christian Heritage Party, it calls itself, and it plans to run 50 candidates in the next federal election. Its policies include a return to capital punishment, restoring the rights of landlords to bar homosexuals, support of cruise missile testing, abolition of government support for womens’ and lesbians groups, abolition of abortion (since it deprives Canada of 65,000 tax-payers a year), and “free enterprise under God”.

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“the Christian Heritage Party’s manifesto is the Bible -take us or leave us, we stand on that principle.” It’s too bad Jesus didn’t copyright the word “Christian”, so his legiti-

mate followers could sue this group for misrepresentation. But then, The

Christian Heritage Party (CHP) is not the first group in history to understand its religion to sanction

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bombs .Bombsheltef . by Neal Bonnor Imprint staff

How does the Bombshelter do it? This past Monday me ‘n some of the boys dropped in on our fair Campus Centre pub to put back a few ale and watch the Monday Night hockey game - you know, something of a tradition. Well, we’d ordered our second pitcher before we realized that it was past eight and the game was not on the screen. No problem, just ask the staff to change the channel. Which we did, to no avail: apparently three bartenders had put in a request to watch a movie (I’ll Take Manhattan), so that’s what was going to be shown. Really? we asked. Whatever happened to “the customer comes first”? .~ Sorry, said the bouncer-cum-manager, but policy is policy: these people had put in their request long before you showed up. Sure, we said, but these people are staff, not paying customers. Sorry. We pointed out that the movie was not yet on. Ok, said the bouncer, you can watch the game ‘til nine. Steamed, but unable to influence events further, we satisfied uurselves with half an hour of hockey. Then the movie came on. By this time, the DJ had geared up his disks, effectively drowning out the movie’s dialogue, so everyone was left to read lips along with the skimpy dresses and the usual American trash. Not good. Well, we didn’t stop there. After three pitchers, it was obvious that no one was watching the movienot even the three staff members, so we started hollering for the return of the hockey game. Over comes the bouncer: next time you holler you’re, out disturbing the customers. By our fourth pitcher, we couldn’t take it any more. Fortunately, our final request to put the game back on was answered, and we contented ourselves with an exciting third period and sudden-death overtime before the beer ran out. But, really, where does the Bombshelter staff get off telling the customers what they should watch. You would think that with business as bad as it is, the Bombshelter personnel would be a bit more courteous to those customers it does have.

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member what he did to the moneychangers in the Temple? I have this sneaking’ suspicion he might do the same to the CHP. As for cutting off support for women’s groups, it’s hard to imagine the same Jesus who travelled about Galilee with numerous women, and treated them, by all accounts, with full equality, agreeing to this one! On the question of abortion, as seen from the point of view of the unborn child, we might well expect Jesus to be on the front lines defending life. But we would also see him sympathetic, helpful and supportive of the mother whose pregnancy was such a trauma that abortion could 0 even be considered!

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only because women face pregnancies they don’t feel they can cope with. Abortion is a result of that problem, implying that the elimination of abortion means supporting those who feel they have no choice. I mean, have you ever met anybody who looked forward to abortion with glee? Far from it! Abortion is an act of’ desperation and selfdefense. As for Cruise missiles and negotiating from a “position of strength”,

can this ideal be reconciled with tl Jesus who told Peter to put aside h sword when arrested in Geths mane? 1 mean really, what kind of se1 respecting saviour or Prince Peace would threaten foreigne with the mass genocide in order negotiate? Nuclear weapons ha7 nothing to do with faith, especial faith in God. They have everythii to do with fear and cynicism. These people hold up the Bible ( their manifesto, but I assure yc: none of them have read it with al

care. If they had they would ha come upon the part where Jesus d fines the first commandment, that loving God with all your heal mind, and strength. Jesus defin love, and commands his followers

love each other “as I have love you”. And that love, was utterly se: sacrificing, compassionate, kin sensitive, caring and listening. It w not pushy or self-righteous, and on condemned one kind of behavio, vigorously. What was that? Jes condemned the those who judge persecuted and tormented others the name of religion. No, the Bible is not the manifes, of The Christian Heritage Party. they did read the Bible, they’d pro ably advocate burning it because tl teaching of Jesus exposes them I clearly for what they are: very re gious, hypocritical frauds!

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from a position of strength”. Now, try to imagine Jesus, hanging on the cross, saying that. They want to allow landlords to bar -gays. Now try to imagine Jesus, as a landlord, telling a homosexual “no room in this inn, you queer”. They want to restore capital punishment. Now try to picture Jesus, the one who said “Let him who is guiltless cast the first stone”, yeah, the same Jesus who said “neither do I judge you” to the prostitute facing execution - try to imagine him with a hangman’s noose in his hands. Yes sir, restore capital punishment so that if Jesus should return, we can be sure of executing him again. As for “free enterprise under God”, I seem to recall Jesus saying “The love of money is the root of all evil”,, and advising his followers to take no thought for the morrow, what you shall eat or what you shall wear, for that is for the heathen to worry about. I really can’t see Jesus approving of multi-national corporate free-enterprise monopolies and the banking and insurance industries which are utterly dependent on

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else. It stands in good company with the Spanish Inquisition, witch burning, the crusades, the persecution of the early Church and the crucifixion of Jesus. In all these cases religious authorities deemed it necessary to repress or exterminate those with differing religious views. The CHP might more accurately call itself “The Christian Intolerance Party”. Although pursued with religious zeal, these ideals of forcing a society to conform to a particular moral code are hardly “religious’* in the Christian sense of trust in an omnipotent God. Rather than trusting in a supernatural God, these folks have decided to play God themselves. The power they are invoking is neither spiritual nor divine, but rather the power of human fear and the desire to control and repress everything (and everyone) who is different or threatens the expansion of their incredibly narrow world view. Ultimately that means all of life is threatening. Their defense of cruise testing says it best: “We can only hope to main-

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To the edit’or, Last Wednesday and Saturday I watched two of the most exciting hockey games I had seen in a quite a long time. No, it wasn’t between Canada and Russia, it was between the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks and the Waterloo Warriors.

For those of you who didn’t attend these games you missed everything you could ever want in hockey and more, fast hard hitting action doesn’t even begin to describe the games, but the one thing that was very disappointing was the lack of Waterloo fan support.

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The letters of the last few weeks have concerned me greatly and there are some points which I really feel should be made. I wiould be very happy if you could publish this letter: I am very hurt and disappointed by the cruel, closed-minded attitude of most people on this campus. It appears that almost all students here are still living in the dark ages of sexuality where homosexuality is frowned upon. I cannot let my feelings be known anywhere without the juvenile ridicule which always accompanies homosexuality. Well, I think it’s about time for others to realize that although homosexuals may be in the minority, we have feelings too and shouldn’t be persecuted

just because w&e in the minority. The Canada Human Rights Act states that, “Every person should have equal opportunity to make. a life without being hindered by discrimination.” The _ - __ ^ _ _ ’60s . _. saw the downfall of racial preJUdICe and the ’70s saw the downfall of prejudice based on sex. Now in the ’80s shouldn’t‘we see the end of prejudice based on sexuality? Isn’t it about time for the much-needed change? I hope that we can begin taking the laws of our country and province to heart right here on this campus; not just because I’m being p<ersecuted, along with people 1 love, but also because moral decency demands it. Jon Wheat 2A Math

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At the first game Laurier fans filled more than half of our own arena. During the second game, which was in Waterloo, they filled approximately three quarters of the arena with highly spirited supporters. It’s rather disappointing when the so-called “high school down the road” can bring out as many or more supporters than a university that is three times larger in student population. Laurier’s fans showed enthusiasm and spirit that puts us to shame. Varsity sport is just one example of the lack of pride students have in Others examples this university. such as the lack of voter turnout in the recent Fed elections quickly come to mind. Is our high academic rating and the largest university pub in Canada the only thing that we as students take pride in? To those of you who support and take pride in this University, thanks for coming out. To those of you who can’t be bothered, come on people get into it, it’s time to get rid of the “suitcase university” image. I know it’s hard to believe but there is more to do at Waterloo than going to Fed Hall or going home. Todd M. Daley

Decertify C.U.P.E. 793 .

IO the editor, First, I am a member of CUPE local 793 and would like to have this letter published for the benefit of all local members. The conflict that has arisen between the CUPE Local 793 and its members is a tragedy because it proves that something is seriously wrong within the union local. To look at the obvious first is that CUPE and its reps for sure are not on the side of the dues paying members. Their only aim is tocollect more and more union dues to fatten their pay cheques and expense accounts. Obviously nothing is done in the way of a contract that provides protection for the dues paying membership as you can see by reading the contract between UW and CUPE I local 793. It reads like a bulletin in a ,forced labour camp in Siberia. It is very ambiguous and open to interpretation. Secondly we should not hold our elected union local committee solely responsible for the ills and misrepresentation because when we elect them, they usually don’t know their rear end from a hole in the ground and therefore are at the mercy of the CUPE union reps to advise and guide them. In our case the CUPE rep is misguiding our elected committee, and in turn our elected committee members in some cases as reward give themselves bigger raises than to the dues paying membership. The only answer and solution to this problem is for all CUPE Local 793 members to consider signing a *petition for decertification of this iunion local, and joining the staff association or form a simple shop union to represent us. By doing so we would no longer be forced to support a useless element of a union, or pay outrageously high union dues without representation. Matthew Wingrad Member, CUPE 793

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To the editor, Should campus security have the right to break into cars for towing purposes? This question came to mind when I witnessed a tow truck driver viciously using a slim jim (a device used for opening a car door) to break into a car in Lot C in an effort to set the car for yet another towing expedition. During this break-in, a campus security officer looked on with unrelenting consent. I feel that campus security does not have the right to grant permission. for such break-ins. The motive behind such actions (ie. not paying $0.50 for parking, etc.) are legitimate on the part of the campus security. However, what I find aggravating is the fact that carowning students are financing towing, companies on the egotistical whims of our campus security. This money is channeled out of the university to towing companies which thrive on the misfortune of others when in actuality they should,be aiding people in distress. Since the car in question was not obstructing traffic or blocking an emergency exit, why didn’t security just ticket the

car? Would it have been a blow to the pride of our security department not to call the towing company? I think the students of our university know the answer to this question. Not only is breaking into a car an invasion of privacy, it shows disrespect for the property of others. The use of a slim jim can damage the rubber seal of a car door’s window. It can also cause damage to the lock mechanism. IS campus security willing to take legal responsibility for such damage? Are they also willing to take responsibility -for damages * which may occur in their storage lots? The incident which 1 witnessed in Lot C on. March 3 is yet another indication of the invasion of students’ property on the part of our campus security. It was not too long ago that we hear of the.break-in fiasco at the Villages, again at the hands of our campus security. The usurpation of the campus security with respect to car break-ins has got to stop. Bill Malus 4B Chemical

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Sei outside of marriage is a sin, Gays-can’t marry,

so let%call tt spade a spade: homosexuality is sin To the editor, Chris, in reference to your most ,recent article titled “What Would Paul Think‘?‘, I think Paul would mind because you again failed to accurately interpret Scripture within the guidelines of context and culture. In your discussion of Romans 1:26,27 you did not consider the context surrounding these two verses. If you read Rom 1: 18-27 you will see that Paul is referring to unrighteous people (18) who abandoned God and His guidance in their lives (2123, 25). Consequently, God allowed them to become impure through the lusts of their hearts (24). These people “exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshipped and served the creature (man, themselves) rather than the Creator*’ (25). What Paul has done is trace their practice of homosexuality back to their abandonment-of God and the way He

make the distinctiori between that (2nd Century A.D.), Vettus Valens which is cultural (i.e. applies within (2nd Century A.D.) and Diogenes the culture of Paul’s time) and that Laertus (3rd Century A.D.) all used which is moral (and therefore transthe term malakoi found in ~1Cor. 6:9 cends culture). Most of your referenfor “men and boys who allow themces are culture bound and therefore selves to be misused homosexually”. they in no way discredit’what Paul I also found arsenokoitai, found in teaches regarding the moral issue of both I Cor. 6:9 and I Tim. 1:lO to be sexuality. translated “a male homosexual, As I come to a close, Chris, let us pederast, sodomite” (p. 109,489,490 ’ look at what the Bible teaches about Greek English Lexicon, Bauer sex in general. Combining both Old Arndt Gingrich). I believe that these and New Testament references leads words have been accurately transto the conclusion that sex outside of lated in the English Bible. marriage is a sin (Prov 6: 32-33; Mk You closed by referring to many 7:20-23; Roti 13:13-14; I Cor 6:.18; other areas that Paul addresses in his Heb 13:4). Moreover, marriage, in letters. Unfortunately, you forgot to

intended us to live. The homosexual act is unnatural, not because it cuts across the individual’s natural sexual orientation (which, of course, it may not) or infringes Old Testament Law, but because it flies in the face of God’s creation scheme for human sexual expression (pi 657 The Illustrated Bible Dictionary). With respect to the translation of malakoi and arseokoitai you stated “Scriptural scholars disagree over the exact meaning of both words, and provide a great variety of possible translations”. With this in mind, how does one ,know that your interpretation of their meaning is the c’orrect interpretation? I lost all faith in your interpretation when you stated “In fact, no Christian commentator interpreted or cited this word in reference to ‘homosexuality’ until early in the Middle Ages. That is simply not true. Dionysius of Halcarnassus ( 1st Century B.C.), Dio Chrysostom

In love, Timothy White 4A Math

Valid points are ruined by confused rantings ret men and their penises To the editor,

Proud t-o belong to C.U.P.E. local 793 To the editor, I would like to get something clea; right now. Gqrdon Klein may be a custodian, but he didn’t represent all the custodians as a candidate. As a matter of fact he only represents a handful of custodians and may I say a might small handful at that. In the future if the Imprint has to run a story just speak for that very small handful because to think that , Gor.

the Bible is clearly an institution ordained between a man and a woman (Gen 2:24; Matt 19:4-6; Eph 5:31). Consequently, since a homosexual relationship must take place-outside of marriage as God ord&ned it, I am led to t,he conclusion that homosexuality is a sin. I in no way intend to condemn or judge you because of your homosexuality; those who .<know me know that I am far from guiltless. But, let’s call a spade a spade.

Women’s rights have made great leaps forward in the last centuiy. The end of the path to true equality has yet to be reached, but many advances have been made. And setbacks. Last week’s letter by ‘Jane Kalbfleisch (under the eye-catching heading “Please put your penis aside while I explain this insensitivity”) is a prime example of the latter. Allow me to make a few comments. You state, Ms. Kalbfleisch, that “as difficult as it is to believe, I do not want my own precious little penis”. I would hope not. You would doubtless look quite ridiculous with a penis and would suffer acute embarrassment in any locker room. Self-evident absurdities aside, let us concentrate on the “meat” of the letter, so to speak. You accuse the male population in general of being insensitive ,to, and uncomprehending of, the female half. In light of

don Klein is representing me makes me want to be sick to riiy stomach. I hope you run this letter in the paper although it doesn’t slander the union and may I say a union I am proud to belong to regardless of what has been said. George Burrows Custodian Engineering Lecture Hall

your letter, I can accuse you just as easily of these same faults in your attitude toward men. Let me quote a few relevant passages .to you? “I’m beginning to wonder if the worshipped penis is the only part of the male capable of any sensitivity”, “put your penises aside, just for a moment (no one will steal him when you aren’t looking)“, and “You can go back td your penis now. If yours is an advanced model. . . maybe you’ll explain this to’him.” Do you seriously believe that the sole focus of a human male’s existence is his penis? Do you think that it plays an important enough part in our lives that it merits personification? Why, then, are there so many men attending this university? Are the men in residence only there to satisfy their . primal urges? (And what, pray tell, would this imply of the women in residence?) All I can say is that you obviously have no idea of what you are talking r

about in relation to men. Yes, the penis is a sensitive organ. Sensitive, it should be noted, both to pleasure and pain, something which little girls learn early in life by noticing how debilitating a kick in the crotch can be to a boy. But the focus of our existence? A man is only as aware of his penis as he is of any other part of his body. Only at certain times, ysually during sexual stimulation, i he any more aware of it. And while’1 do not claim to understand the female body, I find your lack of understanding of the male body to be appalling for a university student. In making these thoughtless, stereotypical comments you are no better than the “friend” you were berating. The next time you. write, please stick to matters you are knowledgeable about. You made valid points in your letter. A shame they were ruined by your confused rantings. Eric Giguere 2ACS/C&D

Put Mulroney on page l! To the editor,

Looking at the front page of the Imprint again, what did. I see but pictures of musicians probably un1 was surprised to read on page 3 known to many students and a very of the February 27 Imprint that Mulroney was .going to visit UW. 1 long article (yawn) on the custodians union. The only information 1could was not so surprised that Mulroney was going to visit, more so that the 1 see being of much immediate interest to most students was the Wararticle was on page 3 and not the riors basket ball score. front page. Imagine my greater surOn page 3, though, 1 saw articles prise at. finding a slightly larger artion Mulroney’s visit, an increase in cle on the same subject on page 2 of OSAP, student housing, and the futhe Woodstock Daily Sentinel-Reture of post-secondary education: view on February 28.

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To the editor, In an article in last week’s ‘lmprint, Lisa Skinner was quoted~ as saying “. . . They (The Three Amigos) just wanted to show that people without experience can get involved and help fight apathy.” Without experience? Hogwash. Who is Ms. Skinner to judge the leadership.qualities of three people, two of whom she has never had the privilege of working with? Furthermore, Ms. Skinner has the gall to say “ . . . we need enthusiastic people who want to work; you don’t need any experience.” How hypocritical can one get? For. one, Steve King still maintains that he was and still remains the most qualified candidate for a job with the Federation. Adam

Amigos Clyde and Mike Morden have also demonstrated their leadership qualities in the past, and continue to do so today as members of Village I council. To further paraphrase her, “We don’t need that -kind of elitism in 1987.” She has been elected for only one year as vice-president - university affairs, not for eternity. we have yet to see her leadership qualities in this capacity. We only hope that she can live up to her own expectations. (We’re watching you, Lisa.) The Three Amigos Steve King, 3B Kin Adam Clyde, 3D Comp. Mike Morden, 2B Math and manager Mark Chung, 3B Arts

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topics of general importance or interest to students. It seems to me that if 1judged the content of the Imprint by its front page, I would have never picked ,up a copy last week; however, if page 3 had been the front page I would have made sure that I had a copy and’read it almost immediately. From now on, I’m going to be careful not to mistake the Imprint as the Student Newspaper as the subtitle (I -feel, incorrectly) suggests. Frank Letniowski 3B AM/CS

Reality isn ‘t funny! To the editor, 1 could not help but respond after reading the replies of those who were asked the Campus Question (im-.print, Feb. 27). I was quite disturbed to see that a serious question would be answered in a somewhat humourous way. Perhaps all questions that ’ deal with reality are approached in this fashion. Reality will always remain reality. When reality is approached with the question “what if?‘, then one is challenged to find an answer. For example, what if your family doctor tells you that you are dying of cancer and only have six months to live? or your parents get killed ‘in an automobile accident? or you do not graduate because you’have failed a course? My suggestion: when asked a serious question, accept reality and answer as though “what if?” becomes “What will I do now?’ Doug Brooks Arts

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Crisis in Canada’s forests

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by Peter Babiak “The most significant fact about the forest is that it has the potential to keep on providing its aesthetic and material benefits forever,” Jamie Swift writes in his book Cut and Run. Unlike some natural resources, such as copper and coal, the forest is a renewable resource. Forests are an integral part of both the Canadian economy and society as they provide employment for approximately,one million people and account for a large portion of the renewable resources which comprise 50 per cent of all Canadian exports. Times have changed drastically since the early Canadian braved the frigid winter with axe in hand in order to fell a tree. Currently, with the seemingly infinite amounts of technological innovation and an ever-increasing demand for forest products, the forests cannot keep up. That which is being harvested for our own prosperity is not being sufficiently or properly replenished. Of the 19 1,900 hectares of forest harvested in Ontario between 1975 and 1980, 28. I per cent was replaced by planting and seeding procedures. The corresponding figure for the Canadian nation as a whole was 21.8 per cent (planted and seeded) of 765,200 hectares harvested. The State of the Environment Reportfor Canada (May 1986) from which these figures have been drawn briefly concluded that “sizable areas of once forested land appear not to be properly regenerated.” Interestingly enough, in Briefing Notes to Forest Renewal in Canada prepared for the Delegates Parliamentary Association in July of 1983, it is asserted that improve4 forest manfgement techniques are required to ensure the future,of the forest industry in Canada and that the initial step in a forest renewal program is the “prompt estab-. lishment of new crop trees to replace harvested stands.” Trevor Wickam, a graduate of the Environmental Studies program here at the University of Waterloo, writes in the environmental periodical Alternatives writes: “For every tax dollar collected by the federal and provincial governments from the forest industry, a meagre five and a half cents were re-invested into forestry.” Such information suggests that present measures directed at the perpetuation of the forest community are not sufficiently addressed. Every Canadian knows that the physical development and growth of a forest is a long and fragile process. Forests do not, if you will

excuse the confusing cliche, conveniently ‘grow on . trees’. r Although it is our purpose to illustrate the problem of forest management in Canada, it is also interesting to take note of a similar situation beyond our borders. For example, the world’s tropical forests are also facing an appallingly high rate of depletion. In a recent article in the Globe and Mail (January 3, 1987) Michael Keating writes that tropical forests, wfiich cover seven per cent of the earth’s surface and are home to 50 to 80 per cent of all forms of life, are disappearing at a rate of 200,000 square kilometres a year. A simple calculation indicates that this is equal to about 548 square kilometres a day. Although this exhaustion of tropical forests may be attributed to a number of synthetic causes, forest harvesting accounts for a major portion of that resource depletion. George Mazerek writes in Forest Planning Canada (January/ February 1985): “when the history of Canada’s boreal forest will be written some day, it will be depicted as the world’s greatest liquidation of coniferous stands.” If the Canadian public becomes aware of these most acute problems there is a good chance that present and future policy-makers in government and industry will listen, act and take decisive steps in alleviating the problem of the forest in crisis. Consequently, if this is accomplished and successfully maintained, future generations will not be reading in their history texts how their ancestors were responsible for the great “liquidation” of the Canadian forest. It is far too important to go unnoticed.’ In an effort to call attention to this issue, Dr. Paul Aird, a professor of forestry policy at the University of Toronto’s School of Forestry, addressed some of these issues, on March 3 in a talk on “Conservation in a Developing Nation: The Canadian Experience.” This event was sponsored by the Ecology Work Group of the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group. Through educational presentations such as this, an awareness can be better generated among the public. We must remember that current demands for forest products, while increasing steadily, are tremendously exceeding the ability of nature to replenish itself. We are all responsible for the current situation and therefore must jointly strive toward a sincere solution to the problem. There is a crisis in the Canadian forest - find out about it and you too can help in the reparation.

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.The Real World Pretty in Pink by Alan Vanderhoek Imprint staff Adorning the male body with pink clothing appears to be’very much a social no-no on this campus. Having developed a predilection for wearing pink shirts in recent months, I’ve noticed a marked propensity for group conversations to suddenly degenerate into lengthy gay-bashing sessions about two seconds after my pink attire has been commented on. Various friends and acquaintances in all areas of campus have directed pointed remarks in my direction, remarks ranging from “do you suffer from excessively limp wrists., 7 ” to other, harsher anti-gay barbs. Reasonable responses to these witticisms tend to generate further, more direct accusations of gaiety, so I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut and just let ‘em wonder. An interesting sidelight here is that anti-pink remarks have come without exception from males, while the few positive comments were offered by females. This, of course, leads me to suspect that females truly are the superior sex, if such a thing exists. The current debate between Chris “A Different Light ” Gerrard and / the anti-gay religious faction has

been highly entertaining of late. Through a relationship with a child-welfare social worker, 1have become familiar with the schizophrenic mind-set displayed by the religious fundamentalists who, with love, sanctimoniously consign Chris to eternal hellfire and damnation. A disturbingly large percentage of abused children are found in homes where this psychotic attitude is prevalent. You know the type - “ 1 love you Johnny and burning your testicles with a cigarette hurts me more than Y&L” Of course, crackpot selfrighteousness of this sort is not limited -to religious segments of the population, but it’s always surprising how the gay issue draws Bible-thumping weirdos out of the woodwork like so many Inquisitors at a rackmeet. Despite religious and other persecution, the gay community has come a long way in its struggle to gain equality, however social attitudes seem to be more recidivist in this respect than 1 had imagined. Social acceptance of gay rights will probably only occur as a long-term follow-up to the inevitable changes forthcoming in our legal codes (inevitable if tolerance, fairness and logic are used as a basis for legislation). In the meantime, I’rfi forced to conclude that staying in the closet is perhaps the wisest choice for many gays - it’s rough enough being pretty in pink.

but too many people abuse the system. Our government is spineless. Glenn Hauer at 25 Eng. Grad. Studies

I think if you’re trying to get away from a country that wants you killed,

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Cigarette ads should be banned To the editor, On the back cover of the February 27, -1987 issue of the Imprint is a full-page ad for Export “A” cigazettes, a known and deadly carcinogen. It seems strange to me that a

socially-aware publication such as the Imprint, which carefully looks out for our welfare with regard to such pressing concerns as nuclear waste disposal, disarmament, what the university administration is up to now, etc., would be party to print-

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ing an advertisement tar such a deadly toxin. To the best of my knowledge, no other campus newspaper prints cigarette ads. Furthermore, even the large, profit-oriented Toronto Star has recently announced that it will no longer print such ads. The Imprint, however, lags behind. Mr. Editor, I hope you can live with this hypocrisy, 1 could not. Crispin Cowan 3B CS The national ad was picked many campus newspapers Canada - ed.

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Howard, a 3B Computer Science student, got together with fellow student Paul Kellam, an upper-year math student and president of the campus’s Liberal club, to work out b the tax increases since 1984 and where they originate. In a recent interview with Imprint, Howard stated that federal tax reductions had dropped, tax table shifts have fallen behind inflation, and a surtax has been added. These changes reflect tax increases espe. cially at the lower and upper ends of income levels. In 1984, a federal tax reduction allowed an automatic deduction of $200. This was reduced to $100 in 1985 and cut in 1986 and a federal sales tax credii of $50 per taxpayer added. Howard said tax tables, which have been indexed to inflation since 1974 so taxpayers won’t be penalized for inc:ome changes due to inflation,

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have been partially de-indexed. By crease over 1984). The $4,000 and calculating 1986 tax tables at a rate $5,000 brackets reflected substantial which is 2 per cent less than the conchanges as well, 1986 payables sumer price index, taxpayers will no bein 49.7 per cent higher than 1984 tice gradual increases, he said. for B4,000, 33.2 per cent hiaher at Eventually taxpayers will be forced $5,000. into higher tax brackets, as if their Increases in the low income income had increased in real terms groups, which students traditionally when the increase was only an inflabelong to, are caused to a large extent by the phaseout of the $200 fedtionary one, stated Howard. Howard and Kellam calculated tax ’ eral tax credit, Howard said. increases between 1984 and 1986 Howard and Kellam plan on postusing 1984 dollars, adjusting figures ing petitions around the campus pro according to the consumer price testing these increases. They will be index to reflect real increases rather forwarded to Finance Minister Mithan inflationary ones. In 1984, indichael Wilson by May, before pro viduals with taxable incomes be- posed government tax reforms. Kellam, writing on this issue for a tween $1,000 and 2,000 paid no taxes. In 1985 and 1986 they owed forthcoming issue of Dialogue, a s 10 1 and s 155 respectively, both infi- publication of UWs chapter of the nite increases over 1984. For the Ontario Young Liberals, stated “Un$3,000 taxable income bracket, taxless they (the Tones) get a clear mespayers owed $162 in 1984, $266 in sage from the public now, there is no 1985 (an increase of 64.2 per cent) reason to expect their approach to b e and $323 in 1986 (99.3 per cent in- Iany more equitable or progressive. ,t

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by Alan Van_derhoek Implint staff Canada’s defense policies. were the topic of debate at a panel discussion held February 26 at UW. The session, sponsored by WPIRG and the UW chapter of Science for Peace, offered selected speakers an opportunity to explain previous defense policies as well as anticipate the direction such policies will take in the future. Canada’s defense policies have not been reviewed in some 18 years, and Pen-in Beatty, Canadian defense minister, is expected to release a white paper ,on this topic sometime in March. The Panel speakers included Brigadier General Don MacNamara of

the National Defence College in Kingston; Ernie Regehr, research coordinator of Project Ploughshares; Guelph history professor Gunnar Boehnert; and UW professor John Hepburn. Macnamara, speaking for almost three times the allotted 20 minutes, claimed that “war and military violence are seen as fruitful pursuits by many nations,*’ and that prevention of war should be at the top of Canadian defense priorities. Quoting writer John Holmes, kcNamara said “our country is too large to guard by ourselves . . . Canadian defense policy thus is equivalent to the preservation of irJorld order.” A former director of strategic policy planning at national defense headquarters in Ottawa, +cNamara

Campus holds fi-rst AlbS education I meeting of the term /’

by Randy Sorenson contributing writer

The first AIDS education on campus committee was held on February 19 at Health setvices. The committee was formed to find ways of educating the campus population about AIDS (Acquired lmmune Deficiency Syndrome). The panel is concerned about such things as what is the incidence of AIDS and its related virus on campus; how to inform students about AIDS; are students afraid to talk about AIDS; do lab researchers have anything to fear; how to cot ince people that it is not just a gay disc ase; how to make’ condoms more accessible; and what moral issues area concern. Doctor Barbara Schumacher, medical Director of the health and safety department, and Gordon Youngman, treasurer of ACCKWA (AIDS Committee of Cambridge/Kit_chener/Waterloo/ and Area) orgarized and spoke at the meeting.

The committee brainstormed some ideas to solve these concerns: educate Dons and Waterloo Co-op erative Residence leaders who can educate their students during orientation week; have speakers available from the Birth Control Centre; allow health setice’s programs to include AIDS information; create articles for campus newsletters; have condoms available at Fed Hall and various tuck shops; educate faculty associ;ation, executive council, and committees of the president; present a video and seminar to the custodial staff; include AIDS information and condoms in the orientation packages; organize an AIDS symposium open to all students. The committee will continue to meet throughout the winter and.the following summer to furth$r organize ideas and to set a timetable for action. It is hoped that the campus, including students and staff, will become fully educated about the known facts of AIDS in the near future.

argued that Canadian safety and security are dependent on world stability, therefore Canadian military intervention in the affairs of other nations is justified. Commitments to such organizations as NATO are also important as they give Canada “a seat at the table,” a voice in arms control conferences and agreements. Emie Regehr, author of the forthcoming book Arms Canada: The Deadly Business of Military Exports, also made a pitch for continued Canadian participation in NATO. Regehr said that withdrawing Canadian troops from Europe will result in the dissolution of Canadian ground forces, since “they’ll have nothing to do unless they want to stand around defending the longest undefended border in the world.” Current levels of troop deployment in Europe were dismissed by Regehr as “tokenism”. He warned that the expense of maintaining Canadian soldiers on European soil would eventually lead to their withdrawal, and cited. figures ’ showing that Canada has been one of the world’s major military s‘pendkrs in recent years. Regehr advocated the establishment of Canada as a de-militarized z&e, acting as a buffer between the geophysical and political boundaries of the two superpowers. This policy would encompass banning of_U.S. cruise missile testing in Canadian airspace. Joining the pro-NATO crowd was Gunnar Boehnert, a member of the board of directors of the Atlantic Council of Canada (a NATO organization). Boehnert accused the U.S. of violating the spirit of the NA.TO treaty,, which calls for the deterrence of aggreSsion and the pursuit of more stable international relationships. The U.S. has broken the SALT II agreement, and bent, if not broken, the ABM agreement by insisting on a “broad interpretation”, a policy designed to “allow” the construction of the Star Wars space defense system. Boehnert said he <would like to see Canada strengthen its ties with the European members of NATO by increasing Canadian military personnel in Europe. This closer Euro-Canadian link would then enable NATO to exert stronger pressure on the U.S to comply with the conditions-of the treaty. Professor John Hepburn, an expert in high energy lasers, said NATO and other similar organizations were “irrelevant” to Canada’s defense policies. The key issue, he said,’ is the reality of “two belligerent and antagonistic superpowers staring at each other eyeball to eyeball on a number of different fronts around the world.” Canada should involve itself in peacekeeping roles between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R., rather than investing in Star Wars technology in our current quiet way.

Brigadier General Don MacNamara made an elongated speech at the defense policies forum sponsored by the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group. _ photo by Scott Gardner One important function Canada could perform in the area of space technology is putting up satellites to monitor SovietArn+can activity on behalf of the U.N.,‘he said. Current methods of detecting treaty violations are dependent on what the superpowers themselves are willing to tell the world. Hepburn blamed the current impasse in arms control talks on the insistence of the U.S. to forge ahead with SD1 and on the Soviet refusal to return to the negotiating table unless Star Wars is scrapped. “Both sides are obsessed with their own point .of view,” said Hepburn. ’ An additional negative effect of the Strategic Defence Initiative is the distortion currently seen in U.S. research. Work on the development of fusion reactors as an alternative source of energy has slowed to a virtual standstill in favor of SD1 particle ,beam weapons research. The NASA space shuttle program has

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been effectively taken over by the department of defence, which has eliminated commercial payloads and pushed scientific projects well into the 1990’s. A former graduate student under John Polyani (recent Nobel Laureate and member of Science for Peace), Hepburn sees nuclear war as the primary threat to Canadian s~urity. The policy of deterrence through stockpiling of nuclear weapons is foolish, he said. “There are 43 wars going on in the world right now $0 obviously that strategy hasn’t been too successful.” The discussion was attended by approximately 50 persons, who were given an opportunity to question the speakers after the presentations. Chairman of the Panel was David Roulston, secretary of the Waterloo chapter of Science for Peace and a UW Electrical Engineering professor.

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W?terloo’s house of debates club is hosting the Death of tie Cog debating tournament March 7. The club is expecting teams from universities across Ontario and Quebec and the U.S. Organizers are encouraging interested to students to attend the event. Daring students might even y their hand at judging the goings-oh. To qualify as a judge, show up at EL204 at 9:30 Saturday morning anleave the rest to the organizers. Volunteers will be trained in the finer points of judging. For those just wanting to watch, the final round starts at 3:45 in ELlOl. The house of debates meets every Monday at 5 p.m. in St. Jerome’s room 229. I

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On November 17,1987, pyromaniacs across Canada will, once and for all, with a glowing spark of enthusiasm, light up and be counted. Seriously though, this date marks the start of an 88-day cross-country field trip - the Olympic Torch Relay. . The relay, which will cover approximately 18,000 kilometres, will pro. vide Canadians in all 10 provinces and two territories with the “opportunity to participate” in the spirit of the Winter Olympics-to. be held in Calgary. , In We .three months leading up to the opening ceremonies on Feb. 13; , 1988, the torch will be flown from Olympia, Greece to St. John’s, New. foundland to Calgary, Alberta, host city of the Xv Olympic Winter Games. From the Canadian starting , gate, the torch will be carried over . prairie, mountain, tundra, lake and Federation of Students President ocean (“from Bonavista to van couver rsland”) by snowshoe, snow from Mila Mulroney. mobile, dogsled, cross-country skis, plane, boat and foot. Also promised were loosening of The Olympic torch relay is a tradition which was first established in 1 copyright and patent laws and a new federal initiative creating $1.4 billion ancient Greece. Athletes would, at in new investment representing a that time, compete in torch races to dramatic increase in research ordetermine who would have the ho. nour of igniting the altar fire of a iented jobs for graduating students. The prime ministerial entourage, prominent, worshipped god. Today, which included Defense Minister Pertransferring the flame from its source r-in Beaty and local MPs Walter to the site of the games symbolizes McLean and John Reimer, toured the “purity” of the Olympic Games Needles Hall, the laser lab in Chemis- the original spirit is rekindled each try 2, robotics and civil structure labs time the Games are staged. in Engineering 3, and culminated the On Jan. 5, 1988, this very flame visit with an address to a few hundred will pass through the Kitchener.Wa. students,a handful of university adterloo area in the hands of local resiministration, and a sizable press dents. Citizens interested in becoming torch bearers should subcore.

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More qualifica Cons to be demanded of Ontario teachers by Howard Adler ,Imprint staff ~ According to a position paper commissioned by the ministries of colleges and universities and education, drastic changes are needed for the education of teachers in Ontario. Aspiring teachers would be required to partake in four years of practical teaching internship before receiving their permanent teacher certification, and a four-year honours degree would be a prerequisite for entering a faculty of education. The preliminary report proposed by Michael Fullan and F. Michael Connelly of the Ontario Institute of Studies in Education stated the Ontario educational system is in need of

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reform after 15 years of no reform. In much the same manner that airline pilots are required to upgrade their skills regularly, teachers would be given ongoing training throughout their careers in order to keep up with the rapidly changing climate oi education. What follows will be a series ,oi scheduled symposiums in cities such as Thunder Bay, North Bay Sudbury, London, Ottawa and To ronto. After the symposiums and discus sions this month; Fullan and Con nelly will analyze the reactions tc “Teacher Education in Ontario: Cur rent Practice and Options for the Fu ture: in order to prepare the fina draft.

Apartheid appears. dead as on-campus issue in Baltimore BALTlMORE (ISIS) - The Johns Hopkins University Coalition for a Free South Africa recently replaced its South African shanty, and its focus of attention, with an East Baltimore (Maryland) tenement structure, and’ cries that the Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions are an illegal slum lord and are displacing hundreds of poor, mostly black tenants to clear space downtown university and ho&al construction.

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A prototype formula race-car de. signed and built by seven fourth-year UW Mechanical Engineering students will be competing on March 28,29 and 30 in Arlington, Texas. The Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE) has held the student competition, dubbed Formula SAE, for the past six years; but this is the first time a team from the University of Waterloo has entered. The team’s objective is to design and build a car for the “non-professional weekend racer,” based on pro. duction of 1,000 cars a year to sell for $5,X0 U.S. each. Right now, we’re going through the final assembly,” says Cathy Wilton, the group manager. The team is now concentrating on “little things” such as brakes and steering. The car will run on a 500 cc. lnterceptor engine donated by Honda Canada. The car will be approximately eight feet long, with a wheel base of 65 inches. “It is essentially a scaled down formula race-car,” said Wilton. The speed of the cars is deliberately limited, to avoid high insurance rates. “The top speed at the race itself might be 50 miles per hour,” she said. The winning car must receive the highest total >of points from three areas: static events, individual performance ‘trials, and an endurance event. Static events include the evaluation of the-overall engineering de.asign,i ’ the vehicle manufacturing cost ,/

analysis, and the forma1 presentation to the judges. The individual performance trials test the car’s performance in terms of acceleration, braking, maneuverability and comering. The endurance event, a 15 mile race, tests the performance, endurance, and track reliability of the car in competition. Last year’s race, held in Southfield, Michigan, attracted 22 entrants from 18 schools. The only Canadian entry, a team from Montreal, placed third. The Waterloo students expect to finish in the top five. “As long as we beat Montreal,” quipped team member Matt Crossley. “This has never been done before at Waterloo,” said Wilton, “so we’re starting from scratch.” Five of the group members under. took the project for a course credit. Their faculty advisor, Dr. Alan Hale, described himself as “very pleased with the effort the students have put into it.” The Watfund has given the team $2,500 but several other sponsors were recruited to meet the project’s s 14,000 budget: Waterloo Honda, Raytheon, Chevron, and Fiberglass Canada have all provided the group with financial assistance. Members of the group are: Al Ashton, Chris Clements, Matt Crossley, Evan Jones, Greg Lamb, Andrew Stribling, and Cathy Wilton. The group hopes University of Waterloo students will compete in future Formula SAE races. “We would really like to see it continue,” Wilton said.

Forestry expert Dr. Paul L. Aird brought one of Canada’s most press. ing issues to Waterloo March 3 during a WPIRG-sponsored discussion of the condition of the country’s forests. Aird is a professor in the University

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ditionally been regarded as opposites. At this university, however, many students appreciate the way these areas can complement each other. Art serves to reveal the effects which technology has upon society. Technology provides new ways for artists to express themselves by creating new mediums. Many artists are now using technology to create new mediums of expression: video art, computer graphics and electronic sound are just three examples. During the third week of March a series of events have been organized on and off campus around the theme, Arts and Technology. These events are intended to increase the awareness about how technology is being used in art today. The best learning comes from participation, and there will be opportunities for anyone who is interested to take part in “hands-on” demonstrations. All week Macintosh computers will be set aside for people wanting to try their hand at creating computer art. These are very easy to use, requiring absolutely no computer experience, and they are there for anyone to experiment with. Your artistic masterpieces will be printed out so they can can be taken home and framed. Discover an artistic ability which you

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never knew YOU hadThere will also be a chance to play around with electronic music equip ment and learn how synthesizers are used to create a huge variety of sounds. Brett Maraldo and Paul Asselin, two experimenters in electronic music, will be in the Campus Center demonstrating and performing on March 20. A noon-hour performance will be followed by an afternoon of hands-on demonstrations ending with an evening performance. Joe Morrison, a UW student, will be in concert at noon in the Campus Center on March 16. A video night will present an evening of the latest in computer-generated animated videos on March 17. The videos are drawn from an annual international conference on computer graphics and animation called SIGGRAPH, as well as a selection of work done in Waterloo’s computer graphics laboratory. Arts and Technology Week will also include exhibits, tours of the computer graphics lab, and two major artistic events. The first is a live performance in Fed Hall by video and dance artists Very Vivid, and the second is an improvisational sound workshop dubbed Club Alien. Very Vivid is a group of artists and technical people who have developed an entirely new concept in performance art. Many of the group are alumni from Waterloo, and they will be on campus for the first time to demonstrate their Mandala system. Mandala incorporates a computer graphics animation system with a live performer by capturing the person on video and superimposing him or her into the computer-generated scene. The performer produces music and sounds by interacting with the scenery. The computer program is linked to a synthesizer which responds to the performer’s move ments. This entirely new artistic medium must be seen to be appreciated.

The croup will perform in Fed Hall on We&e&y, hrch 18 (free admission) and will be available that day in the Campus Centre for demonstrations and explanations. In keeping with the goal of involving spectators throughout Arts and Technology Week, Very Vivid will be inviting members of the audience to perform with the Mandala system. Club Alien is an evening of sound improvisation and exploration con ducted by Peeter Sepp, a Toronto artist. Sepp specializes in telecommunications art, whereby artists in various locations across the world communicate (via telephone, satellite, telecopier and television, for example) through exchanging their art. The workshop he has helped organ ize will bring together different peo ple producing sound - anyone is welcome, musician or not, with or without instruments. The workshop takes place on March 2 1 at the stART Gallery in downtown Kitchener. At 2

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UW engineers win 5 of 16,awards in cotipetiti,on two weeks and participate in the Canadian Engineering Design Competition. This past weekend engineering Third prize (and $500 cash) in the students from the University of Wa- same Entrepreneurial Category went terloo came away with five of 16 to Tim LeDain, also a System Design c awards at the 1987 Ontario EngiEngineering student at Waterloo. His neering Design Competition held at “CoControllei’ is a device that helps the University of Windsor. Four of the a physically handicapped person dial awards were in the hotly contested a telephone and control lights and Entrepreneurial Design Ca ory. appliances. Second prize in this cateFirst place honours, and9 1,000, gory went to Sam Sloane of Queen’s went to System Design students University with a Air Deployed AvaJohn Paul Hayashida and Roger lanche Control System. Bowman fortheir design of P.E.T.E. Three special awards were given - Portable Emergency Thermal for Entrepreneurial Design, two of Equipment- This extremely well insuwhich Waterloo won. Dan St. Louis. a fated one person tent is to be used for third-year Mechanical Engineering survival in frigid arctic conditions. student at Waterloo was given a l The two students have been working $1,000 cheque for Technical Excelon the design for about three Years ’ lence. His working prototype of a Varand have received support from the iable Stroke Gasoline engine feded defense department. Their impressed the judges with its potenfirst-place showing gives them the tial for a 15 per cent improvement in opportunity to travel to Edmonton in fuel efficiency. Dan hopes to eventu-

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First place winners of the Editorial Communications Category were two students from Queen’s with a seminar entitled Cluttered Space’. Second prize also went to Queen’s for ‘Engineering as an Art’ and third place was won by Carleton University for ‘The University: A medium for Technology Transfer’ The students involved would like to thank the Dean of Engineering, Dr. W.C. Lennox and the respective engineering departments for their support of the projects and the assistance they gave in getting the students to the competition.

and third went to Queen’s for Industrial Photogrammetry. Evan Jones, a fourth year Mechanical Engineering student, took second place in the Explanatory Communication Category with his seminar titled ‘The, Interaction Between Building Energy Conservation and Indoor Air Quality.’ A $750 cash prize and a chance to attend the Canadian finals were the awards for his efforts. First place went to the University of Guelph for ‘Wind Engineering - The New Frontiei and third spot was taken by the University of Windsor.

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You may already know that the world’s tropical rain forests are beinq

destroyed at the alarming rate of % acres per minute, and -the implications of this loss, but have you hard of Monteverde? The Monteverde cloud forest straddling the Tilaran mountains of northern Costa Rica is home to an astonishing diversity of plants and animals. The spectacular Resplendent Quetzal shown here is only one example of the 400 species of birds recorded in Monteverde’s biological reserve. In winter, the forest is alive with flocks of North American migrants, while year-round 30 species of hummingbirds provide visitors with sudden flashes of iridescence. Other groups are equally diverse, with 490 butterflies and more than 500 tree species known from the area. More than 300 orchids and 200 ferns, many still without scientific names, occur within the six distinct forest types recognized at Monteverde. The cloud forest protects some species, such as the Golden Toad, that exist nowhere else on earth. Together, these animals and plants four one of the richest.biological communities to be found anywhere. Aside form its protectionist role, the Monteverde Cloud Forest Reserve is a world-renowned site for scientists and students interested in nature. Scientific tourism, too, provides a substantial economic resource for local residents, while simultaneously educating the public on the value of tropical ecosystems and the need for their conservation. But Monteverde is in danger of be-

coming an ecologically isolated island. The area of forest currently protected covers only .16 square miles. The surrounding forest, 150 square miles in an area which forms an integral part of the natural community, is now increasingly threa-. tened by unsound development and land speculation. professional land use studies show the steep terrain of the forested slopes to be infertile and prone to erosion, suitable only for forest reserve and watershed protection. Monteverde’s wildlife cannot survive in isolation. Many species, ineluding the endangered Glue&al, are altitudinal migrants that move out of the Reserve, up and down or over the mountains-as the seasons change. To survive, large predators such as mountain lions, jaguars and eagles, require many square miles of forest for each individual. The world will lose a valuable ecological, educational and economic resource if this forest destruction continues. You can help silence the roar of the chainsaw. Only $30 (Canadian!) will buy a whole acre of virgin rainfor.est, to add to the Monteverde Reserve. If you would like to learn more, visit the rainforest booth in the foyer of the Environmental Science Building (1130 - 3:30) or come and watch the fascinating National Geographic film The Tropical Rainforest in Biology 2 Rm.246 from 3:30 to 430 on March 12. Professor Paul Eagles, who has been to Monteverde, will be available for discussion after the showing of the film.

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Wearing a wrinkly red shirt that he had just pulled out of his tiny, blue duffel bag (not up to his usual cool shirt standards) and a pair of frayed Levis (even though theyjustdon’tfit right), Jonathan ran through two sets of his best little songs. Most of the time, Jojo would sing and leave the guitarin’ and drummin’ to Brendan (Huey Lewis’ older brother) with the red Fender Mustang and John, the guy with the

nasty snare/tom thing. But when the ;rge hit. him to strum a little. bit or to lay down some hot surfin’ licks, the trusty, battered old Harmony Hollywood semi-acoustic (complete with green reflective Dragon stickers - two of ‘em!) was always there. Even breaking a string didn’t make Jojo abandon his old faithful six-string for the newfangled white‘ Telecaster that he had lying around somewhere off stage.

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even he was surprised .at his abilit! to remember all the words (even the scispense-packed asshole-free cho rus!). Chalk another one up for re verse psychology. But . there was more than jus crusty old stuff to make this a camp fire party to remember. He includes some of the new cool stuff like th( instant classic about Harp0 Marx Harpo, Harpo, this is. the angel5 How did you get that sound sofine There was also the one called Dune ing Late At Night about Jon’s favor ite thing to do when he’s not hiking lighting campfires or playirig car certs. The other new song was Ever ything’s Gotta’ Be Right abou Jonathan’s uncompromising stanc on girl scoutin’. Before you could say ghost sme three times, Jonathan flitted ofi stage to shake hands with his loyz congregation of Scouts and Guide (with a few Brownies and Cubs fror neighbourhood high schools) . An, everyone was back in their tents ant in their sleeping bags before lo:30

by Peter Lawson Imprint staff if you were at Fed Hall for the Bratty show, then you missed a great evening of irreverent humour and irreverent rock ‘n’ roll at the Turret’s Oxygen Party on Wednesday night. Those spooky guys from

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by the Stooges and the Anti-Pasti anthem No Gouernmen,t were slashed to the max. Anti-Pasti may not have been well-played, but what the hey. And then, those Voodoo guys did their thing. If you have not seen them in the action, don’t you think it is about time? Their show is one part grungy rock ‘n’ roll and one part camp, equally blended and completely indistinguishable. After more than five years they still play some of the songs which have; made them almost famous. Terribly irreverent humour is&ut a pun away. Introducing Rock Therupy by Johnny Burnette, as a song by a Rockabilly guy, a dead Rockabilly guy, a dead cool Rockabilly guy, they rendered a twisted version, and concluded that Johnny no longer composes but decomposes. Currently on a Western Tour, Gerald confessed that the group now makes money when on tour. Can you believe enough hoseheads come out to see this band so they make a profit? Mothers of Canada beware, your sons, and even daughters, may be hiding in the basement or garage because Deja Voodoo is an influence. Lord have mercy.

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Scene: K-W Art Gallery, February 26: Opening of Rites of Passsage, the Fourth-Year Honours and Faculty Fine Arts Show: They all look smashing of course, the artists that is. The parents smile, looking a little confused, but young . with their newly-set hair. The m. grandparents smile even more, WISdom having taught them not to ruin a proud night by looking at the art. Scout walks by with a frisbee under his arm. On the near side of the gallery a small group of casually d&ssed students stands v&y close to a painting, talking in low .uoices. What were they to make of these layers of ambiguous images so carefully planned art by a beloved professor, known for the laughter and panic which f/y ofi his shirttails as he rushes off to a forgotten meeting? They fall Glen t, slightly uncomfortable, as the most elegant and intelligen t, but reserved (or is it just that educated British accent?) scholar from the department joins them, turning her gaze in the same direction. Her smile, wher she says that the painting seems to ask for interpretation, invites the students to resume a satirical semiotic analysis (is nothing sacred to this generation?): Candles: fine-sacrifice-romancephallic; Jets: war-power-phallus; Lovers:?; Scissors: violence-castration (that is, nophallus). Voices rise, fingers point, and finally the scholar exclaims: “The thread of life is being cut!” The students applaud and then fam apart into laughter with the scholar who declares in mock bravado: “You see - ail these years of study have served some purpose after- all!” Top:

sculpture

Bottom:

Tim Perlich’s Watching

by Fred

Middle

section triptych

Over

Brown. of “Angels

Me”.

The student work varies greatly in the amount of conceptual content expressed. Some deal with social and political issues,.some work on a psy&hological level, and others emphasize what might be called the aesthetic, but more properly is called the formal aspects of art. The great differences among the works indicate that the faculty gas fulfilled its mandate of helping the students acquire the skills to articulate their own, personal visions. Eileen Lennox is a student who has developed a forceful and confident style of painting which she uses in her highly successful “Jacob’s Ladder.” Rich red bursts from the centre of the canvas, sending a pulse of life into everything around it. Lennox’s work, both abstract and expressionistic, recalls Van Gogh in that the canvas itself seems to be charqed with the power of nature.

-I-his year, the strange and wonderful University of Waterloo Fine Arts Department had its annual Honours and Faculty exhibition at the K-W Art Gallery (that’s in the Centre in the Square and it’s free, so go see it and shake up that perfectly analytically trained UW brain a little). The 13 students are each represented by at least one piece from a series they were required to produce for their hono&s year. i‘he works chosen are in a variety of media, including printmaking, drawing, sculpture, and painting. Despite the obviously generally more professional quality of the 15 faculty works, the students’ art had a hi& degree of finish which allows all oiit to rest comfortably together:

While Barbara cjross- drawmgs deal with children, they are not images of sweetness and light. Indeed, the dark, somewhat distorted forms seem to act out scenes from a theatre noir. In “Early Morning Buriai”“, a silver light throws long shadows in a field which opens up in a deep bIack hole. We see a child from a strange overhead perspective which makes her head look deformed and @es us a good view of the stiff kitten that rests in her lap. The drawing is effective in so disturbingly showing death invade a child’s world. Monica Brollo’s series dealing with images of women is represented by two works in the show. Working in mixed media, Brolk uses her own and popular image& to raise some question about t& -way women are perceived as a re stilt of art and advertising. “RolI Ug Your Sleeves” combines moden and ancient archtypes in thiz manner. A war of paper cut-0~ dolls saluting the war effort fan! across a yonic shaped canvas. Brd lo’s work is effective and highly fin ished. One of the strongest works in the show is Tim Perlich’s triptych “An gels Watching Over Me (The Deatl of Malcolm X).” Characteristic& Perlich works almost exclusively U black and white. An affinity with the cold medium of newspaper phota graphy is further emphasized by hi cropped, off -centre compositions. The left side of this three-piece worl shows intense frustration in the fact . of a Black man, defied by a tranqu blue sky which floats behind him- h the centre panel, a figure kneel over the body of Malcolm X trying tf revive him. Here, the blue ha grown to contain the two in a shac owless surreal atmosphere. The las panel glows with the white light c the other world, tragically the onl place where the brave and defiar can be free. “Angels Watching Over Me”’ i the name of the song Ray Chark sang at the funeral of Sam Cooke another Black American who- trie to lessen the control others ha over his life. Only his murder coul stop him. “Rites of Passage” shows at tk K-W Art Gallery until March 2 1987. \

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One-sixth by Paul Done Imprint staff The 12-Volume, 15-Album Atlantic Jazz series is the largest of the three epic retrospective series which have been issued recently. Since its inception in 1948 Atlantic has released some of the best recordings ever by the likes of John Coletrane, Sonny Stitt, Ornette Coleman, Charles Mingus, Art Blakey, Thelonious Monk, the Modern Jazz Quartet and -many others. Only a handful of labels, including Blue Note and Prestige, can boast catalogues of recordings which surpass Atlantic’s.

of the Atlantic

the relative smallness of Atlantic’s ’ stable of jazz singers. Of the 25 tracks of the collection, around 10 are pure blues/R ‘n’ B numbers some of which are La Vern Baker’s Empty ,Bed Blues, Ray Charles

Hard Times (No One Knows Better Than I), and the wo versions of Tain’t Nobody’s Business If I Do, one by Jimmy Witherspoon by Nancy Harrow.

and one

There’s no doubt that this is all great material: Hard Times shows Ray Charles reaching greater levels of intensity than he did on many of his pop recordings, while La Vern Baker’s Empty Bed Blues is as gritty

Singers, a double-LP, and Introspection, a single-LP, are Volumes 7 and 11, respectively, of the Atlantic Jazz retrospective. Each follows a distinctly different course of compilation: Singers is a broad cross-section of 30 years of vocal style and technique while Introspection charts a single aspect of a turbulent six-year period in which jazz underwent an upheaval which mirrored the upheaval in society in general. The most striking aspect of the Singers collection is that it shows

and down-dirty as any Blues Mama you could mention. Somehow though, these records really would be in better company on one of the Atlantic Blues compilations. The two LPs do contain somt great truer jazz material like Mose Allison’s Your Mind is On Vacation, a wry, witty performance which, like much of his material, he wrote: If

talk were criminal, you’d lead a life of crime. The influence of his gruff,

bluesy growl has shown up in artists as diverse as Van Morrison and Joe Strummer.

Mel Torme was blessed with one of the purest voices imaginable, gets excellent backing from Shorty Rogers’ orchestra on Whisper Not. His perfect and delicate, complex phrasing combined with Rogers’ 3wn muted flugelhorn work make this a delight. Perhaps the most distinctive vqice on the whole collection is possessed by Brazilian Joao Gilberto. His slightly flat nasal tone and lightly strummed guitar make Des&ado conjure the sensation of basking in the hot South American sun. Two of the great female jazz singers; Peggy Lee and Sarah Vaughan, are badly represented with sub-par performances from their later recordings. From 1974’s Let’s Love LP, Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight catches Peggy Lee sounding slurred and punch drunk, stumbling through the haze of memory and recollection. On the other hand, Sarah Vaughan sounds lost in a pseudo-latin lounge lizard nightmare rendition of The Beatles’ Something. Her voice, though still rich in timbre, is undermined by the unadventurous arrangement and sleazy oohooh’s from the backing vocalists. The worst song on the whole collection is the Manhattan Transfer song Sing Joy Spring. Their ultrasmooth vocals and unemotiohal delivery are as far removed from jazz as Al Jarreau. There is no fire, no spark, to their performances. They are a prime example of technique over inspiration. The most daring performance on the LP and the one that is truest to the spirit of Jazz is, ironically, turned in by someone who is primarily a soul singer: Aretha Franklin. Only a singer with the power, control and range of Aretha could run through the starts and stops, tempo changes and frantic paced conclusion of Moody’s Mood. She capthe spirit of true tures experimentation which marks jazz at its finest. I Where Singers syffers because of its lack of consistency, Introspection holds together far better as

Jazz Monster a package. It examines the quieter, more lyrical splinter of Jazz experimentation. In the late ’60s and early ‘7Os, experimentation in jazz exploded in a multitude of different directions Miles Davis’ hard rhythmic fusion, Coletrane’s immersion into Eastern and African textures, Ornette Coleman’s

Yoruba and Forest Flower I Sunrise capture the multiplicity of cultures and textures which went into the etiperimentation. In the former, Hubert Laws’ flute playing excels while Charles Lloyd takes the lead on tenor sax in the latter. Joe Zawinul performs his own interpretation of In A Silent Way (his

composition) which he had alread> performed as a sideman to Miles Davis. This time around, Woody Shaw plays trumpet in a fuller, more serene interpretation of the melody. The single most striking example --of the complex phraseology which emerged is in Gary Burton’s solo vibraphone rendition of Chega De Saudade. Using four mallets, he creates layers upon layers of intertthe drummer for King Curtis and wined harmonies and shifting meLeon Thomas, among others; Her, lodic themes. He deftly bridges the bie Hancock, who would later recerebral aspects of experimentation cord the funk fusion masterpiece with the fire and immediacy of imHeadhunters and even Charlie provisation. Haden, who played bass in Ornette While Singers could (and, perColeman’s earlier groups. haps should) have been whittled This collection captures them all down to a single album 6f top-notch in more relaxed, inward-looking material, Introspection leaves a moods (hence Introspection). hunger for more of the same . . . They thoughtfully toy with phrasing, which I guess is a decent recommentexture and mood. All done in musidation. cal surroundings where there is NOWif I only had the hunderec enough stillness to allow thoughts to bucks or so for the boxed set . . . run free.

continued examination of group improvisation with hi3 newly learned ability on violin and trumpet, to name just three. Many of the musicians on Introspection were involved in other areas of experimentation: Joe Zawinul worked with Miles Davis on the epochal In A Silent Way and Bitches Brew; Bernard Purdie was

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mprla$, familiar to any Smithsophile - the “walkman” joke from Bigmouth Strikes Again; the dull self-pity of Unloueable; or the grace of There is

A Light

by Paul Done Imprint staff Since Hatful of Hollow, which marked The Smiths’ artist peak of the first stage of their career, the quality of of Morrissey and company’s recording has been decidedly inconsistent. They have ranged from the fragile, beautiful ‘Asleep and Well, I Wonder to the crappy Panic and Barbarism Begins at Home. Generally, though, the recordings have been uniformly mundane - Vicar In A Tutu, Ask, etc. As a way of clearing the books with Rough Trade before moving to international conglomerate EMI, The Smiths have compiled THe World Won’t Listen, which sums up their eight singles (a rough figure) since Hatful. Except for one track from The Queen Is Dead and one unreleased track, the 16 tracks are made up of A-Sides and B-Sides from these various 45s. On the LP, the songs are roughly divided into a “fast” side and a “slow” side (or “happy” and “sad”, if you like). The songs will be already

by Peter

Lawson

This compilation of pianists, who mainly recorded in the early ‘5Os, is another investigation into the vast vaults. of Atlantic Records’ master

tapes. Much

soul has been recently

re-

leased, and .the box sets of Atlantic Records’ history contained a complete sweep, but this Atlantic Blues: Piano is a double record compilation of blues, or almost blues, Pianists. Pianists Jimmy Yancey and Meade Lux Lewis are considered boogii-woogie pioneers from the 30s and ’40s. Boogie is that racy, eight beats to bar sound which began as piano based music and influenced the Big Band sound. Jimmy Yancey is represented with four cuts, and tunes like Mournful Blues shows his adherence to the strict blues form. Meade Lux Lewis

is represented +ome boogie number.

in the same fashion, and

one laid back

Sides 2 and 3 are outstanding in variety and musicianship. Two cuts by Jay McShann are standouts; these songs were recorded in 1977

with an ensemble of jazz cats and were released on The Last of the Blue Devils, If these two songs, Fore Day Rider and My Chile, are indicative of that album, investigate that ‘77 release1 ’ Because most of these cut5 were by Tim Perlich recoided in the early ‘5Os, these songs have a rough hue which is c1 Imprint staff endearing - the gritty sound of the What do the Rolling Stones, Wilblues is enhanced by the gritty r& I son Pickett, Chaka Khan and Rufus, cording techniques. Also most of J. Geils Band, Janis Joplin and the tunes are played on acoustic inGeorge Benson have in common? struments - yes, real pianos. standNo, nothing at all to do with AIDS or up basses, and solid Grass. The use performing in South Africa -- they all of these vintage instruments adds had hits with songs composed (and light swing and a feeling of innooften previously recorded) by cence from a more primitive time. Bobby’ Womack. In fact, George Another endearing quality to this Benson’s biggest hit ever Breezin’ music is that it at times borders on which sold nearly seven million cocamp. Jack Dupree, in Strollin’, pies, was written by Womack. talks, “I hope that the old lady’s While a session guitarist at Chips home when I get there, all this walkin’ (laughs). When I say my old Moman’s American Studios, Womack turned in outstanding work for lady, I mean my wife. I ain’t talkin’ Aretha during her peak with Atlanabout my mother-in-law. .. . I now, tic, Dusty Springfield, Wilson Pickshe’s always there.” ett, Joe Tex, and is said to have Other artists who are featured are played guitar, bass and sung back the soulful Ray Charles, Floyd ing vocals on Sly and the Family Dixon, Texas Johnny Brown, Joe Stone’s There’s A Riot Going On. Turner, and Professor Longhair. All this besides writing the classics And the inner-jacket notes supply 634-5789 (attributed to Steve Cropa brief history of each performer. per/Eddie Floyd) and Sweet Soul If this good collection of music, Music (credited tQ Otis Redding/Arthough not purely blues, is an indicathur Conley - direct lift of Sam tion of what Atlantic Records can Cooke’s Yeah Man, co-written by deliver, then along with these two Womack. An out-of-court settlerecords, the vocalist and the guitarist blues compilations are solid buys.

, by John Zachariah Imprint staff The soundtrack for Jonathan Demme’s Something Wild is a mixed bag of tunes, about half good and half bad. The first side is not too impressive, opening with David Byrne’s Tex/Mex rave-up Loco d’Amor (Crazy for Loue). Byrne’s song, however, comes across as too calculated to express any genuine emotion. Next up is a not-too-great cover of the Buzzcock’s Euer Fallen in Loue, by Fine Young Cannibals. After a boring UB40 instrumental, though, comes Oingo Boingo’s Not My Slave, a wonderfully celebratory, uptempo number, and easily

one-of the band’s best. Things look up on side two, which

starts with former Sex Pistol Steve Jones’ guitar driven With You or Without You, followed by Sonny Okusson’s impossibly upbeat High Life. After that comes the record’s showpiece, Jerry Harrison’s Man With A Gun. Beautifully atmospheric, with well-chosen instrumentation, Harrison’s peaen ‘- to unconditional and all-consuming love is sure to make you wonder who the genius in Talking Heads really is. And if that weren’t enough, this gem is followed by New Order’s brilliant Temptation (heard only in passing in the movie) which, if nothing else, should remind people of

how great Factory’s was.

mainstay

once

The soundtrack is worth your money, because the few good songs on it, especially Oingo Boingo’s and

Hdrrison’s, are alone worth the price of the disc. You saw the movie, now buy the soundtrack!

That

ZVeuer Goes

Out.

However, listening to the songs on an LP, which is by its nature a comparative medium, produces some new insights and opinions of songs: The Boy With The Thorn In His Side doesn’t sound quite-so-marvelous as before while others, like Oscillate Wildly, sound better than ever.

i'riday, March 6,198?

about

the unreleased

Just Haven’t

track:

You

Earned It Yet Baby.

Sadly kids, it’s just another standard post-Hatful Smiths track, crooning from Morrissey and Johnny “Guitar” Marr’s wooden penis extension fondling. Steven Patrick continues to moan about the price of fame a la

Frankly Mr. Shankly: All I wanted from life was to be famous. I’ve tried for so long, it’s all gone wrong.

This LP will not come out in North America, in its place will be a 24A fact which has become evident ’ song . double LP called Louder in this compilation is Johnny Marr’s Than Bombs. Along with more Bmore rockist leanings - the subSides and Smiths’ p&sonal faves, it Keith-isms of Shakespeare’s Sister will contain three, three, three more Panic and Shoplifters of The World unreleased tracks: Sheila Take A Unite. Meanwhile, Morrissey ramBow, Sweet and Tender Hooligan bles on oblivious to the rockin’ hue and Is Is Really So Strange? (which, and cry that Johnny sets up. as all you smarties will remember, A few facts worth noting about they debuted on their The Queen the LP are the failure to mention Is Dead tour). Release is set for Craig Gannon, the dapper gent who March 17. was The fifth Smith during the time The World Won’t Listen docuof Andy Rourke’s departure and ments just how far The Smiths have who also recorded on Panic. The slipped since Hatful of Hollow. All version of Stretch Out And Wait is is not lost however, Half A Person different from the original which apfrom the B-Side of Shoplifters was a peared on the B-Side of Shakessolid step in the right direction. peare’s Sister. That Joke Isn’t Hopefully, the switch to EM1 will Funny Anymore is the deluxe shorprovide some incentive for The tened 7” single edit - whoooo! Smiths to recapture some past glory Of course, by now you’re all and, maybe even, carve out some twisted with the curiosity to hear new glory.

ment was reached between Cooke’s co-publisher, J.W. Alexander, and Redding wherein Otis agreed to cover more Sam Cooke songs on future albums.) passed by virtually unnoticed by even the most informed soul cats. Now that many of his contemporaries have made their fortunes and either died mysterious and violent deaths or slipped into obscurity, Bobby Womack’s audience grows with each sgccessive LP he releases. More people are discovering that when they trace the roots of their favourite rock ‘n’ roll, the search quite often ends at Bobby’s backwards-strung Guild. The two excellent Poet LPs and last year’s So Many Rivers began to develop a new audience that could appreciate his mixture of contemporary technology with a characteristic down-home grittiness. Although there is nothing as astute as Z Wish He Didn’t Trust Me So Much on the new album, nothing really to make you say “Hey, I wish I had written that!” (and I still wish I had), the overall sound is far tougher,- without the somewhat excessive synth gimmickry of So

Many Rivers.

Here, Bobby is re-united with former studio partners Chips Moman, Reggie Young and Andrew Love from his Muscle Shoals/Mem-

phis days. The resulting production quality finds Bobby’s growling leads up front and in control of the economical yet entirely solid- backing. Easily the album’s best work has gone into Z Want To Make Love To You. A Slow and sensual funk backing holds the stinging guitar and Bobby’s obligatory moans together over a precisely orchestrated horn section. This is album has nothing to do with the blues but Robert Cray i could learn volumes from it. Clever arrangements abound: the acoustic guitar intro of When The Weekend Comes and the lightly strummed accompaniment to ZAint

Got To Love Nobody Else that ends up sounding quite C&W influenced. Obviously the Nashville influence of Chips has made its way again to B.W. The album’s final song, co-written by ex-Hi guitarist Teenie Hodges (now touring with Otis Clay), is also the album’s funkiest. Believe it or not, the LP version pales in comparison compared to the demo take featuring ‘Guitar Jr.’ joining Bobby on vocals and the brutal guitar of Teenie. The reason why this version wasn’t release can be added to everexpanding list of soul mysteries. But hey, who am I t9 second guess a guy can cut a soul version of Fly Me To The Moon and sell more than 350,000 copies of it?

by Don Imprint

by Don Kudo Imprint staff With Polgram domestically distributing the series of Strange Fruit Peel Session records, a weariness must prevail over what one is getting for their dollar. The exhaustive Polygram press release indicates a vast array of material available. Yet, the value of these previously unreleased tracks can be debated. Recorded specifically for John Peel’s BBC radio show, the Peel Sessions are a collection of primarily up and coming UK bands that appeared on Peel’s show. The groups were basically unknown to North American ears at the time of their recordings, and later went on to gain greater prominence. New Order, Madness, and Gang of Four are a few of the artists currently available on Polygram. The Screaming Blue Messiahs’ session recorded in 1984 is of little listening value. The brevity of theEP, four short songs, leads to frustration,-and the bands earthly funky sound that they displayed in their 1986 CFNY hit Wild Blue Yonder, does not differ much from this ear: lier performance. Don’t mistake this review as being a knock against the happy guitartwanging Messiahs, rat her it is question of the worth of a brief four-track EP that offers little divergence in presentation. 1am sure there are some interesting sessions that P&gram has, and will be releasing. For the band groupie, a Peel deal could be a worth- ’ while addition to a record collection, but based on this EP, Polygram appears to be playing on the names of prominent artists ‘and delivering very little.

Kudo staff

Death Sentence is kiddie ‘core: fast and furious, with anti-establishment rant-a-long songs. Young hardcore heads are sure to disgust their parents by playing this slab at the indicated, “Loud at ‘45”. Comments on all the required topics of cops, drugs, yuppies, and government state nothing. The lyrics are not only predictable, but so practiced that every Fuck, Fucked up, and Fuckin’ is documented on the lyric sheet. What ever happened to the wild abandon and ad-lib energy that this type of music usually delivers? Top 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.

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Kitchener-Waterloo -Symphony Orchestra conductor Raffi Armenian stepped aside Saturday night at Centre in the Square to give Howard Dyck, music director of the K-W Philharmonic Choir a chance to swish the baton around. Supplemented by a recently-formed and all the more impressive Youth Choir and four capable soloists, the evening of two of classical music’s most famous choral works, Bach’s Magnificat and Mozart’s Requiem, was exceptionally well-performed and well-received. The Magnificat is acknowledged as one of Bach’s greatest achievements. A highly complex, very reducible work, it is a composition where the indiidual can shine while immeasurably strengthening the whole. The four soloists, soprano Kathleen Brett, mezzo-soprano Magaret Kuhl, tenor Dennis Giesbrecht, and baritone Daniel Lichti were each given hauntingly beautiful arias and were more than equal to the task, although special credit must be given to Kathleen Brett whose piercing, mellifluous tones were passionate and at times almost overwhelming. Also capable of restraint when mismatched with the more limited range of Lichti in a duet, Brett’s voice is a very special instrument. The range of emotions and Bach’s reliance on dynamic contrast showcased Dyck’s masterful direction. As Mary’s song of -praise to God when hailed by Elizabeth as m,other of the Lord, The Magnificat alternates between reverence and cele-

bration. The more ponderous, subdued sections sung by the soloists, they were usually followed by triumphant bursts of joy and exuberant praise from the chorus, their entries sharp and effective. The work of the K-W Youth Choir was more than competent, showing an amazing amount of discipline and skill. Seemingly effortlessly handling diff icuh harmonies and polyphonic structures, their preciseness and power shows more than just promise; conductor Laurie Rowbotham seems to have already molded them into a unit quite capable of standing on their own. Requiem, Mozart’s legendary last work, is much different topically, tonally, and structurally. Commissioned by Count ., Walsegg-Stuppach as a memorial to his dead wife, it was composed while Mozart was gravely ill and most certainly could feel his own impending death. As a result, Requiem is a majestically brooding - piece of music, at times almost overbearingly emotional. Beginning with the swelling tide of massed voice of the Introitus, it is evident that it is a more powerfully and saliently vocal work than the Magnificat, the music being subtler than in Bach’s piece where the melodies carried by the orchestra often vied for attention with the vocal lines. The choir immeasurably fortified by the addition of the Youth Choir; the vocal parts were more intense, and livelier than the considerable tension and feeling achieved on the Magnificat. Running an immense dynamic range, the tone would burst from quiet introspection into deafening, terrified cathar-

sis into supplicant, respectful pleas for mercy. As strong as the parts were, Requiem concentrated on the whole, the soloists usually singing in a quartet. Complementing each other’s voices as if they’d always been meant to sing together, the quartets allowed Giesbrecht to shine in a way he couldn’t in the Magnificat, Requiem being much more suited to his range. Although the choir isn’t exactly the more glamourous of this city’s cultural elite, lacking the hype of the Symphony, Saturday night left little doubt that it is worth the splurge any night of the week and that in the youth choir, its future is radiant.

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Happenings To begin with,*there’s Montreal jazz band UZEB, who’ll be coming to the Coronet tonight, sharing the stage with Kitchener’s Line One and Cambridge’s Exploding Postmen. Then, tom-orrow (Sat. 7), the “kinda reggae” Black Ash Rhythm Band make the scene at Level 21. Also tomorrow, The Pursuit of Happiness play the Coronet. On March 10, trumpet player Wynton Marsalis - will -. entertain

by Peter Lawson Imprint staff On March 12-14 and 19-21, the U of W Drama Department is presenting Cyril Tourneur’s Revenger’s Tragedy. This play written in 1607 is plump with Elizabethan verse (that we have come to know and love with Shakespeare). It is described as a Jacobean Revenge Tragedy which tells a story of revenge within a corrupt society. After the lead character, Vindice, seeks revenge for the murder of his beloved, the play becomes a whirlwind of murder, intrigue, and risky business (wink, nudge). Because drama students fill most of the roles and the drama department is ,as usual short of men, several male roles have been assigned to women. By casting women in men’s roles, the director hopes to represent a ‘society in chaos. This

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Almost everything about Hoosiet-s is understated and folksy. Unlike The Karate Kid or Rocky, the mold of which it has not been cast from, Hoosiers does very little overt moralizing. It’s just a very simple movie about a down-on-his-luck basketball coach who, in the early fifties, leads a hicktown high school team to capture the state finals of Indiana. Said coach is played by Gene Hackman, who’s completely convincing. His team is played by unknowns,! but it certainly doesn’t show. Each actor gives a sensitive and intelligent performance, fleshing out their characters without appearing forced. Barbarba Hershey and Dennis Hopper round out the cast of principals, as Hackman’s love interest and the drunken hasbeen father of one of Hackman’s players, respectively. If there’s a message to this movie, it’s do your best regardless of the circumstances. No-one in the movie actually says this, though. Instead, the message is conveyed to us subtly, almost unconsciously. When Hackman’s team, the Hucksters, arrive in Indianapolis for the state finals, they marvel at the size of the gym in which they’ll be playing. Hackman points out to them that the distance frorC)thefloor to the rim is the same there as it is in their school gym; there’s no need for them to be intimidated. Hackman’s coach is great with people: he is kind, yet firm, compassionate, yet Firey. He teaches his team more than just the game of basketball, he shows them how to be good sportsmen. ‘Admittedly, Hoosier-.$ does lapse into cheesiness, but never to the point where our belief in what’s happening is suspended. In. . on-screen -. is not just <.- deed, this movie convincing, but uplifting. Quite a treat.

androgynous stance set in a futuristic period will enhance this slimy social image. It sounds like the drama department is working toward a Fe;EeWarriors meets Elizabethan. The production is being directed by Meg Westly, who last year was assistant director at Stratford. She has set the Theatre of the Arts stage vaguely akin to the Stratford Festival stage and will utilize minimum furnishings. The emphasis is on projecting a future society with costumes, music, weapons, and decor. Others involved in this production are Cathi Rainville, sets; Barbara Gosling-Gray, costumes; Al Anderson, lighting; Lisa Swarbrick, stage manager; and Debbie Krulicki, lead character - Vindice. This play with plenty of sizzle will be staged on the evenings of March 12-14 and 19-21 at the Theatre of the Arts - students at $4.

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Nosferatu, a 1979 film directed by West Germany’s Werner Herzog, is an adaptation of Bram Stoker’s classic novel Drczcula. Klaus Kinski is wonderfully ghastly in his starring role as the black-caped, moon-faced Transylvanian count with fangs and claws more appropriate to Tyrannosaurus Rex than your average celluloid meanie. Just seeing him play good host to an unsuspecting (and clzlgl) traveller is harrowing The character of Dracula, on the other hand, is about as frightening as Batman. He is portrayed as a weary and pathetic figure who feels hard done by his inability to die, a punishment he refers to as being “beyond death itself”. Even his attacks border on the feeble; he slowly overcomes his victims in a manner reminiscent of the zombies in Night

blues guitarist Healy, whose unusual lap style is raising eyebrows all over the place, has been described by the Dalhousie U. Gazette as “radical”, “a virtuoso” and “an exciting performer to watch.” With a recommendations like that, don’t miss a minute of this one. A week from now (Friday the 13th) you have a choice: go to Toronto and see Los Lobos and Blue Rodeo at the Concert Hall, or stay in town and see the Forgotten Rebels at Fed Hall. This weekend, Good Friday plays cess, so you’ll have see Bob Hoskins, good thing. Other there’s not much. selves.

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of the Living Dead. There are few sudden or violent movements, nor does he swirl his cape and call out “I VAANT to SUUCK your. BLOOOOD”; his voice never rises above a whining whisper. His supernatural powers are hardly exploited. The lighting throughout the film optimizes eeriness. The days are gray and overcast and the nights seem to have a sharp moonlit glow. The music, resplendent with Gothic choral drones- and hums fits perfectly with the level, slow-paced horror which tends not to peak or lapse through the 104 minutes of the film. Dracula’s stone castle with its cobwebbed crevices and bolted doors is almost too classic. It was a satisfyingly scary work. The plot, however, was not easy to follow, especially because the poor sound aualitv made the characters’ speech difficult to understand. The film’s appeal lies in its images and the feelings they conjure ui

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have to hear and see it for yourself.” Across the stag&, Janet Lumb compliments the poetry with a.variety of aural images, often creating sounds that match the text or mood of the work: When Nawrocki cries “Honk, Honk” the sati replies, when the poet speaks of the Chicken Liberation Front, Lumb’s instrument

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radic, and often haunting, instrumentals. Kitchener’s Psycho Voodoo Fuck It’s not rock and roll, it’s not pqekicked off the show with a one-time try. It’s subversive verse inspired by performance of nine short instruback alley disillusionment and realmental pieces. Band members inlife scunge scraped from city eluded Tom Greer and Ron Roy streets. The Montreal trio Rhythm formerly of Anonymous Behaviour, Activism appeared at Level 21 Feband Circus Eye’s Louis Littwiller. ruary 27: to hand out their version of The three musicians, normally guiturban rebellion. It was a disturbing arists, traded off instruments for the evening, not only for those who set, and hammered out a brutal searched for a quick exit from the cross of psychotic funk and hard\ unexpected, but also for those who core. Pretty impfessive considering listened closely and found a world the group had less than a month to most would rather avoid. write and arrange the tunes. Rhythm Activism, billed as a Meanwhile, Rhythm Activism “ranting poetry/rebel orchestra”enproved themselves to be decidedly semble, is made up of ranter Nororiginal, a uniqueness that includes man Nawrocki, discordant guitarist the guitaring of Dem Stink. Making Dem Stink and the saxual expeuse of every&g from match-book rience of Janet Lumb. Both musi‘covers to bottle caps to keep his cians also play percussion. The strings humming, and a style that music is modelled after England’s -- relies heavily on hammer-ons and 15th Century cabaret poetry, a form some kind of alien phrasing, Stink’s that involved guys in tight leotards, choice of sound is noticeably eclutes, and abusive songs about the centric. Of his work Nawrocki says, royalty. That style manifests itself “it’s like the guitar is tin extension of today in the unlikely combination of him. The sounds come out of him free verse ranting backed by spathrough the guitar . . . I guess you’d ‘by Mike O&iscoll Imprint staff

clucks. While the music creates the illusibn of spontaneity, Lumb says it’s actually “very structured,” an effort on their part to make sure it works well with the poetry. Nawrocki himself is a bizarre character. Soft spoken offstage, onstage he makes use of a powerful voice and transformed character th& demands attention and ultimately, he hopes, demands action.

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Most of his writing deals with social injustice, topics like welfare, unemployment, and environmental abuse are prominent. Many of the pieces are taken from real life happenings. With a journalism background, Nawrocki says his work is “just another form of journalism. What I’m really trying to do is create awareness and pass on in‘formation.” For example the poem “Daniel Ponak” recalls the suicide of a Vancouver man evicted from hi’s long-time home to make way for Expo tourist rentals: “Daniel Ponak/dumped aside/50 years old/Expoed, he died.” Nawrocki also takes time to laugh, but in the midst of the humour one can tell he sees something terribly wrong going on. Nawrocki has his own answer to that favourite national toe tapper “Oh Canada”: “Look hear you great big Canadian flag honking in the wind. I want to wipe my hairy ass with’your freshness your brazen nylon icrunching so proudly overhead . . . I want to highlight the wrinkles in that national conscience.”

In’an effort to spread their message the band toured the West coast last summer along with several other poets and musicians. Dubbed the Black Wedge tour, the cast included Vancouver’s Mecca Normal, and a guest appearance in San Francisco by the Dead Kennedy’s Jello Biafra. Nawrocki says the Black Wedge is an anarchist response to England’s Red Wedge, a politically active campaign waged by the likes of Billy Bragg and Style Council. “My poetry isn’t about flowers and beautiful sunsets, it’s about what is happening to people in (the) city and what is turning them into metro rebels.” The poet himself would like to see that rebellion happen. To that end the band has self-produced two cassettes and is trying to set up a network of artists with similar feelings. Nawrocki mentioned that he received a letter from Canada’s national security force, the C.S.I.S., notifying him that he was on file. Watch out boys, the Black Wedge is happening.

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Three weeks ago at the PAC, McMaster Marauder coach Barry Phillips quipped, “If you told me in September that we’d be battling for first place, I would have laughed you right out of the gym.” Last weekend at Brock, Phillips and his young troops were laughing long and hard as they steamrolled to = Mac’s first OUAA West basketball title in 20 years. Left in their path of destruction were the Waterloo Warriors and the Western Mustangs. In Friday night’s semi-final, Mac thrashed UW 99-87, and returned to tram‘ple Western 92-79 in, Saturday’s final. The early exit marks the first time in four years that Water1o.o will be absent from the CIAU champion) ships. , The upstart Marauders possess no player that could be called a game-breaker., Instead, th6y clobbered Waterldo with a well balanced attack of less than familiar role players. The likes of Craig Muir (16 pts.), Brian Bidulka (16 pts.), Ed Madronich (13 pts.), Mike Preocanin (13 pts.) and Perry Eruzesse (11 pts.) carried their offense. Normally offensive standouts, big guys Ralf Rosenkranz and Peter Ross tallied just 16 points between them, but hauled in a total of 28 _\ boards. They also headed a Mac defense that stood like a brick , wall. The way this one started, UW appeared on their way to the

final. Aside from an early shooting drought, the Warriors did something foreign to them lately - they got off on the right foot. Using a rather effective transition game, they controlled the first 10 minutes in building a/2010 lead. That’s about when the roof caved in on their season. Over the remaining 10 minutes, Mac stomped UW by a landslide-34-11 margin to all but close the books on this match. The train of events took on a domino effect as Mac dominated the floor. Not only were the Marauders flawless on offense, but the Warriors own attack crumbled under an array of endless miscues. While UW fumbled about, especially on offense, Mac was more than happy to cash in on most of the opportunities filtered their way. To add insult to injury, UW starters Paul Boyce and John Bilawey were placed on the pine with three fouls apiece late in the first half. Mac pounced on the Warrior foul dilemma all night, hooping 27 for 33 from the charity line, including 88 per cent after the half. The final domino fell when Mac ripped off seven-straight points in the final minute before half. Down by just 37-31, UW had a chance to head to the locker room still in the thick of things. But costly offensive turnovers let Mac strut into thehalf up 44-31. UW coach Don McCrae cited this breakdown as the turning point. “We felt good up until that point, but we lost our concentra-

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points and 13 rebounds while playing most of the second half with four fouls. His departure from the game with five fouls prompted an appreciative standing ovation from the capacity crowd. Afterwards, McCrae called Boyce,“the absolute heart of the team. He’s been so poised with his game and leadership.” Phillips commented, “Even when they had Peter Savich and Randy Norris, I said Paul Boyce was the heart and soul of Waterloo basketball. I’ve been saying that for five years.” Rob Froese canned 21 points, while Jerry Nolfi drained 13, including four home runs from 3point range. Once again, the Warriors’ albatross was their horrid shooting from the floor. This prdved a monkey that plagued them throughout the latter stages of the season, but hit rock bottom on Friday. Against Mac, they stink a meagre 25 of 81, for a frightening 31 per cent. Take away Boyce’s 12 for’20, and they shot 13 for 61, or an even scarier 21 per cent. This is hardly the type of production that wins basketball games. tion and we errors. That rhythm.” Much like week before, beating with the second. league MVP

committed mental broke us out of our Brock had done the Mac resumed the six quick points in Spearheaded by Boyce, UW crept

within 8 at one stage - but it proved too little, toolate. Mac’s depth allowed them to keep the Warriors in check down the home stretch, helped further as three UW starters fouled out. Boyce ended his career at Waterloo in style, amassing 29

c Mac moved on to dump Western on Saturday afternoon, qualifying them for next weekend’s eight-team CIAU showcase in Halifax. They play Toronto Saturday afternoon at 2 (on CHCHTV) for the overall OUAA title. Western downed Brock on Friday night, 91-80.

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0 by Jonathan Saclleir Imprint staff Laurier came out on top in the best of three series against Waterloo, winning the first two games in overtime - 5-4 on Wednesday and 4-3 on Satuqday. However, they in no way dtiminated the Warriors who were the victims of’ some controversial calls in both games. Wednesday’s game saw Laurier chop and gouge their way to the tying goal by Doug Marsden which Coach McKee says went in after the game ending buzzer. Later, in overtime Laurier was allotted a penalty shot when OUAA first-team all-star goalie Mike Bishop allegedly threw his stick, resulting in the deciding goal. The Warriors o&e again fought their way back PO tie and send the game into* overtime in Saturday’s game. The first overtime period saw John Dietrich supposedly ring one off both posts on a breakaway shot. heading .fpr the top corner. Sticks went up, players hugged and fans screamed but all for naught as Referee Rick Singleton chat-

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ted with his linesmen, the closest one of which was 45 feet away, and ruled no-goal. The game was won in the second overtime period when the Hawks Doug Mar‘sden worked the puck into, the Warrior zone shovelling the puck off to Terry McCutcheon who let go a quick shot to win the series. In regular time, the Hawks took a 2-0 lead in the first period and held on to it through the bulk of the second until Andrew Smith rifled one from the point on a Warrior power play, setting the stage for the third period. The. Warriors, who have repeatedly won. games in the third period, looked to be in trouble when the Hawks’s Dave Aitchison opened up the period by reviving. the two goal lead. However, Laurier lapsed on defense allowing Jamie McKee and Dan Tsandelis, with one goal a piece, to tie it up. Both teams played extremely well throughout the series its frustrating and maddening that the tournameni rksult should be somewhat marred by below-par officiating.

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ing the second place. In the 600meter event, power-house Harvey Mitro clocked a speedy 1~20.45, a personal best (PB), to take the second place. This is the second event that Mitro has qualified for at the CIAU’s. For the Athena’s, it was Kelly Boulding, running a terrific race in the 1506-metre event, in a quick time of 4:35.6, taking the first place and establishing a PB. All of these athletes will be a the CIAU’s in Saskatoon, March 14 and 15. This meet saw many PB’s. In the 5069-metre event, Sean McGuinness, returning from an injury, ran 15:53.78, Peter Mulvihill and Stefan Steiner, also ran PB’s, with times of 16:49.9 and 1~30.0, respectively. In the 1500-metre event, Kevin Shields ran amazingly well, knocking six seconds off of his previous PB, placing second, in a time of 3:55.36. For the Athenas, Ulrike Zugelder, with grim determination, clocked in a new PB in the 1000-metre event, placing third with a time of 2:58.3. Deanne Cheer pushed herself to a new PB in the 600-metre event, in a time of 1:43,54. Jill Francis, clocked in at 4:55.98, to place fifth in the 156Ometre event. Al Faulds clocked in a 4:07.21, placing sixth for the Warriors. In the 1OOO-metre

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The amazing men’s 4x400 relay team were in good form; they placed third in a time of 3:27.9, the team consisted of Galachan, Jamal, Mitro, and King. Today, the team will be in Windsor at the University of Windsor competing at the OUAA/OWIAA championships.

Athenas finished by Glenn Hauer Imprint staff It certainly was a weekend to remember. The OWIAA basket: ball championships last weekend in Guelph produced a lot of excitement, surprise, and even a little controversy.. Our Athena basketball team ended their season on a happy note, fighting until the end with heart and determination, despite losing to the highly ranked University of Toronto Blues in the consolation final 65-51. The Laurentian University Vees proved to everyone why they are the number-one ranked team in Canada, overpowering every team they played and heading to the CIAUs as a sure bet to take all the marbles. A surprising Brock Badger team had an excellent weekend, defeating Toronto in the first round and going on to give Laurentian a good game in the final. The CIAU tourney will see three teams from Ontario battling for _ the Bronze Baby, as Brock and Laurentian automatically advanced, with Toronto receiving a wildcard berth. Waterloo managed to draw Laurentian in the first round. It wasn’t an easy task. Our players hab the unenviable task of guarding players such as Carol Hamilton (a national team player), 6’3” Chantal St. Martin, smooth post player Ann Rimes, tough point guard Sandy Stevenson, and Ontario players Sharon Knowles and Shirlene McLean. A load of well-coached talent to confront. Laurentian ended up taking the game 70-32, a score that doesn’t really indicate how the game was played. The Athenas played really well but had problems finishing after getting open shots. Waterloo actually took more shots than Laurentian inthe game, but the Athenas’ shooting percentage didn’t really leave too much to be desired. The next day of the tournament saw a different Waterloo team take the floor. From the viewpoint of the coaches for Waterloo, the Athenas had the desire to prove to everyone in Guelph that they deserved to be in the tournament, Waterloo defeated Ryerson in a tough defensive -battle 49-48. Corinna Lueg led the Athenas, scoring 12 points and grabbing 11 boards. Michelle Campbell played a

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tough two way game; coming off the bench to score 10 points. Sheila Windle and Cindy Poag scored 9 and 8 points respectively, with Poag hauling down 6 rebounds. It was particularly gratifying to see our Athenas play with intensity, desire, and happiness in a game for the first time in two months. That left Waterloo to face the University of Toronto in the consolation final. The Athenas were 1-2 in the tourney, but both losses came to the two top ranked teams. Toronto ended up defeating Waterloo 65-51, but the game could have gone either way until the last three minutes. The Athenas were down by 6 at halftime, and managed to tie Toronto midway through the second half. The Blues looked tired and flustered as Waterloo kept the pressure on until the 17 minute mark. Toronto’s experience showed, as every shot that went up near the end went in. They were led by National Team player Mary Ann Kowal, Samantha Reed, and Nicki Berswick. Brenda Bowering and Corinna Lueg both fouled out on some cheap calls which certainly didn’t help at the end of the gam . However,. Waterloo never gav k) up, and fought with gritty detemination until the last second. Cindy Poag led the Athenas with 14 points and showed strong leadership on the floor. Michelle Campbell had another outstanding game, contributing 12 points and 5 rebounds. C,oming off the bench, Helen Gillies providedsome offensive spark in the first half with 9 points. A special mention goes to Brenda Bowering who, although scoring _ only 2 points, played intense defensive basketball and was hustling throughout the match. The Championship Tournament was an overall success. Laurentian defeated Brock in the final 80-51, and McMaster slipped by Laurier in the 3rd place game 64-62. Highlights of the tournament were Brock’s defeat of Toronto 59-56 in the first round, and Laurentian’s 100-52 drubbing of Laurier in the semifinal (a pleasure to watch). The All-Star team consisted of Carol Hamilton from Laurentian, Mary Ann Kowal of Toronto, , Nora Sheffe of Mac, Cheryl Hoekstra and Lisa Voisey of .Brock, with Sandy Stevenson of Laurentian taking the MVP. The Athenas’ season is now over. Each and every player is to be congratulated for persevering throughout a tough season. Special congratulations to Cindy Poag who received an OWIAA first-team all-star selection, and to Corinna Lueg who made the second-team. Both of these players were captains and their leadership was much appreciated by everyone on the team. Next season should be interesting, as Waterloo will have a new coach and maybe even the return of last year’s Athlete of the Year Kim Rau. It all depends on whether this year’s players all return for another season or not. We’ll find . out next year,

Imprint gweebs to play Athenas by Mike McGraw Imprint staff

Having wrapped up their OWIAA season, the Waterloo Athenas basketb,all team were looking for a real challenge. And who better to offer these young ladies with a more than ample quest than inebriated Imprint Editor-In-Chief, Steve Kannon.

Thus, as a result of this drunken fling at the Bombshelter one unforgettable afternoon, Kannon and his merry band of Imprint marauders will grapple with the Athenas in 40 minutes of harrowing, mind-roasting and generally epic roundball action. Noted hardwood observers have stereotyped the Imprint team as “gweebs”, “retreads”,

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mance qualified her for the CIAU championships, where she had already qualified for the 1OOOm event. She is a medal contender in both events at the Ontario and national levels. Kelly is also a member of Canada’s national orienteering team and was a recipient of the very prestigious Mike Moser Award in 1987.

“socially inept”, “mentally incapacitated”, “losers” and other similar adjectives too numerous to list here. However, this reporter believes the Athena gals are in over their heads. How in fact do they intend to foil the Imprint juggernaut led by Paul “Holo‘qaust” Done,, Rob “Ripple the L .rds” Day, and of course tribal “Spud” Kannon. leah xr, Steve Other notables include Terri “Hoops” Shewfelt, Chris “Off the Glass” Wodskou and Pete “Straycat” Lawson. Halftime show will include a guest appearance by Imprint’s own Rugby Czar, Jon Sadleir. With demons of the hardwood such as these, this will be no cakewalk for the unsuspecting Athenas. Remember, this is a fun event, therefore, no w.agering or gambling will be tolerated. This cage potpourri is slated for Tuesday, March 10 at 5 p.m. in the PAC. All ticket scalpers will be prosecuted, and local TV blackouts will apply.

Athlete of the Week Kelly Boulding Indoor track Kelly, a third year Geography student from Ottawa, captured the 1590-metre event at last weekend’s “Last Chance” meet held at University of Toronto. She won the event in a Waterloo record time of 485.82. This perfor-

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UW smash visits Yale

Campus Ret SQUASH

TOURNEY

by Cheryl

Bodnar

REVIEW

Sunday,

Many excellent games . of squash were witnessed during the recent C-R squash tournei including the men’s A-league final where Bill Eickmeier squared off with Henry Wolkowicz. In a three out of five game situation, Henry took the championship three games to one, 9-3, 6-9, 9-7, and 10-8. League B Finals saw Gerry Hilhorst over James Spallin 4-9, 9-4, 10-9. Some exciting moves were seen even after one long day of playing. In league-C finals, Frank Grano squashed Stuart Martin g-3, g-1, 9-o. In Women’s play Derry Sim reigns women’s B league champion after defeating Barb Rodwin 9-1, 9-3, 9-4. CAMPUS PORTANT Saturday, .r

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- Final CRAC _. Meeting “Recommendations” 7 p.m. (van leaves 6:30 p.m. Blue North PAC) - Captains’ playoff meeting men’s and women’s volleyball 4:45 P.m. Wednesday,

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The Warrior squash team travelled to the U.S. National Intercollegiate Squash Racquet Association championships this past weekend at Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut. Competing were 32 top Ame’rican teams, with Waterloo and Western (Top 2 in Canada) representing Canada. Competing for the Warriors were Ed Crymble, Jamie Allen, Rob Ayer, Steve Millard, Wolf Imrich and John Curran. Jamie Allen, the recent winner of the Ontario “B” softball championship, found the adjustment to the 70+ hardball just too much for two weekends and was eliminated early. Steve, Wolf and

On March 14 and 15,. Waterloo’s own PAC will play host to the national indoor hockey championships. The tournament will involve four regional teams including squads representing British Columbia, the Atlantic provinces, the Praries and Central Canada. + The draw, which is being presented bv the CIAU and the Canadian Women’s Field Hockey Association (CWFHA), promises to be a banner event. The

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The Athenas indoor hockey team travelled to Toronto cornpete in an exhibition tournament last Sunday. The squad lost two and tied one. Coach Judy McCrae said, “it was particularly disappointing to tie the one game. We should have played better and we didn’t. We are having trouble showing any consistency and sometimes desire.” The team will compete in the OWIAA championships March 7 and 8. McCrae added, “our goal must be to finish better than our outdoor field hockey season. This will be difficult but not insurmountable.” For those of you keeping score at home, the Athenas placed sixth in field hockey.

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team, had lamie Crowbie (No. 2 softbill in-Canada) in the final against Princeton, but lost 3-0. Overall, Western finished third and Waterloo was approximately 29th. The Warrior squash team is No. 1 in the western region softball winter league.

Indoor hockey tourney at Waterloo

Athenas field

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John played tough matches but the American game on U.S. turf also proved too much. Rising to the occasion, however, was Rob Ayer who won the ‘kB” consolation title against a Dartmouth student. Western, with the stronger

- Coed volleyball tourney 6:30 to 11:30 p.m. (PAC)

action will include 13 of the 16 members from Canada’s 1986 bronze medal winning World Cup field hockey team. In addition, the top six coaches in the country will be present. Waterloo resident and former UW field hockey player, Lisa Bauer will also be in action. Bauer boasts a long list of international events representing Canada. s~~~~~~r~~~b~~~n~~t~~~ the final slated for 3 on Sunday.

CWOSSA b-ball at PAC this weekend Although the Waterloo Warriors are finished for the season, basketball action still continues at the PAC. This weekend, UW will host the CWOSSA senior and junior boys playdowns. The winner of this venue advances to the All-Ontario high school basketball playdowns. Included on the senior billing is Kitchener’s own powerhouse St. Jerome’s, who are sporting an unblemished record. They’ll be

joined by Kitchener neighbours Bluevale, Brantford’s St. John’s and a team to be determined from Guelph. The juniors get underway this afternoon with games scheduled for 4:15 and 5:45. Senior action is slated for 7:15 and 8:45. The finals will be held on Saturday night beginning at 7 p.m. There is a small admission fee for the weekend tourney.

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\ PERSONALS Ctingratuiations Dave. If you don’t want your bottle of champagne back, maybe we could share - it’s all up to you! SA P.S. Happy Anniversary FASS 87 - “The Video” 1 You’ve seen the play, now see the video! Join us for a FASS party at Fed Hall. Monday March 9, 87. 7:30 pm. Free! Pauline in Actsci: I want to talk to you again now that I’m sober.. . Don (7467742). Steve: Ever since wrestling became popular the world has changed. Sorry about the house but you’ll find better sleeping arrangements in suburbia. Vote! Diardre Quinn for St. jerome’s College student union secretary. Skibuny Catering: Only the lat&t innovations in cake decorating. Nonreusable candles. Not responsible for lost cameras. Caroline, interested in listening to Kate’s Wuthering heights and other weird/new wave mu,sic. In the CC’s orange chairs after an evening at the Shelter perhaps. Leve ygur number at 884-7778. ACT SCI guys tuck-in service. For appointments see Jeff or Nick (N5). Once you’ve been tucked in, you’ll never want to go to bed alone again. Jason Is back again!! Friday the 13th Part II. St. Patrick’s Kin Pub. Green draft beer on tap. Potato decorating contest. Prizes. Fun. Go Wild. March 13. South Campus Hall. Wear green and black. Giiiian, since I saw your beautiful face looking at me across the cream cheese during the JSA’s bagel brunch I knew I was in love. Do you feel the same way toward me? I have to know. In eager anticipation, love Melvin. To the bouncer at Fed Hall who tried tq cut me off at Vicious Polyester. Was it my jean jacket, baridana,and KISS pin that made you decide to try to ruin my night? Too bad you didn’t. Ha ha. And if I ever saw you drowning I’d throw you a rope, but I’d throw you both ends. A rock-n-roll animal. Everything to make you smile. (yes, everything). Big Todd Teaser’s Tuck-in Service. The original. The only. The teaser. Call Todd C. at St. Paul’s. Group tuck-ins a specialty. Karl Heinz! Are you being a good Schwabe boy? Meow! Niies Koskii Are you still alive? Kat wants to know. Dear SCC: Hi! Danger’s back in town. Watch out for that laugh! Dasvidanya. Anyone interested in joining the Worker’s Alliance against bourgoise imperialist demagogy and silly marxist jargon, please write 23 Austin Dr., Waterloo, Ont. N2L 3X9. My name is Bartholomew. (Theodore is still growing his har.) Naturopathic doctor Julek Meissner ‘(N.D.) will be offering a homeopathy workshop dealing with obstetrics and pediatrics, Saturday March, 14 9:30 am 5:30 pm St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church (corner Queen & Weber) Cost $45. Please call 576-4832 for pre-registration. Dear Barry, It’s getting hot! From your beautiful hot date. Houston, Greg if you want it, just beg. From a 1B Chem Eng student yp. ps love your beer belly. Pregnant? Maybe? Birthright offers free pregnancy tests. Discuss your future with -a Birthright volunteer. Call 579-3990. Wendy, Wendy, Wendy . . . How can you eat that cookie when there’s lonely honey out there, waiting for a friendlv ankle? PT - it’s enough to see you in action on the court . . . For now. Unknown admirers S6. Futon Man: I was here but you were gone. I left my name to carry on. Too bad, I didn’t get to use your futon . . . luv, your personal masseuse. Working hard? Need privacy? Live where your pressures dissolve behind -you. Quiet farmhouse, l/2 hour drive I from campus. $150 per person/month. Call Dave at Imprint - ext. 4048. No Smokers. West A/B 1984/85 Reunion Party. Sat. March 7,8 pm. 147 Park St. Kegs and punch available. Tickets $6. For more information call Jamie 7454899, Romany 886-8312, or Jim 8860389. Band Raffle The winning numbers selected on Feb. 18 were (first prize) 001431 - Connie Streich, (second

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Free Ciassifieds to all who fill out Imprint’s Ad survey. Watch coming papers for details! Coming Soon - Your chance to win Prizes Galore! Watch for Imprint’s ad survev! Lecture: Neo-humanism, the liberation of the intellect. The materialistic philosophers (capitalism, communism, etc.) have proven their ultimate inability (and lack of concern) to fulfill the welfare of human society. The social-spiritual philosophy of Ananda Marba offers a rational humane alternative. Mar. 9, Monday - 7:30 pm. CC 135.

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Room available in -4-bedroom farmhouse - 2 bathrooms, huge kitchen. $150/mo plus share of heating bill. 30 minutes from campus. Nonsmoker only. No cats. Dogs ok. Dave at ex 4048: leave messaae. Swimming pool! One or two male non--smoking roommates needed for townhouse May - Aug. $171.50/month all utilities included, partially furnished. 15 minute bus ride to UW. Westmount and Highland area. 742-9989. MSA Apt. to rent for summer. 1 bdrm, furnished, sunny southern exposure. Rent $352/mo, utilities included. Call 884-5152 after 7. Four Bedroom Bluevale townhouse available May - August with option to lease in Sept. $750/mo. Call 7462494. May-August ‘87. 2 rooms in 4 bdrm furnished house. Close to UW and WLU. $175/mo per room + utilities. Steve, 746- 1057. Four bedroom Bluevale townhouse available May-August with option to lease. Near Zehrs, laundry, and bus route. $8OO/mo or $2OO/bedroom. Call 885- 1581_

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TYPING Qualified Typist will do reports, essays, manuscripts. Electror$ctypewriter. Downtown Kitchener. Call Carole 578-5124 after 6. Word Processing Resumes SS/page. ’ Letters, Reports, Essays and Research Papers $1.25/page. Call 884-2184. Dial-a-Secretary. . -Typing, Word Processing. Essays, Work Reports, Theses, Resumes. Edit, Spellcheck available. 24 hour turnaround within reason. Pick up and delivery. Special rates for students. dial 746-6919. Fast, afficient Word Processing in Kitchener. $1.25 per dbl-spaced page. Call 743-3284, ask for Eileen. Available to type term papers, reports, resumes, general typing, etc. Reasonable rates. Phone 748-0470. Student Papera St.25 per double spaced page. Keatsway/Hallman area. Short papers preferred (10-20 oases). 886-4347. Professional typing, specialist in speed GIG precision. Years’- experience wit11 theses, reports, resumes. Excellent rates. Old Lakeshore. Call Susan, 884-5018. Qualified typist - will do reports, essays, manuscripts. Electronictypewriter. Downtown Kitchener. Call Carole 578-5142. After 600. Fast, professional typing by university grad. Pick-up/delivery available on campus. ,qrammar, spelling, corrections avatlable. S 1/double spaced page. Suzanne, 886-3857. Custom Essay Service will compose or edit, set-up & type all your written communications - reports, essays. We are a company who helps people who may have a temporary problem with an essay or some other assignment. 4 Collier St. Suite 201, Toronto 960-9042. Experienced Typist with teaching degree. $1.00 per double spaced page. Near campus - MSA Call Karen L. at 746-063 1. At Kim’s Secretarial Services -Term papers, Resumes, free pick up and deliverv. Call 743-7233. 31 years’ experience. 75c double spaced page. IBM Selectric. Essays, Resumes, Theses, etc. Westmount.Erb area. Calt Doris 886-7153. The word is out, give Quick Ts a shout I Spell check. $1.25 per page. Free pick-up and delivery. 893-5171. Typing - fast and accurate, call Carol for all vour tvoina needs. 576-9284. Word Processing ($1.15 dbl. sp. pg-) Reports, Essays, Theses, Resumes, Graphs and Charts. High quality printing. Draft copy. 742-4162. Same Day word processing (24 hr. turn-around if you book ahead) $1.15 per double spaced page, Resumes $4 per page. Near Seagram Stadium. Draft copy always provided. Don’t delay, phone today. 885-l --353. Typing - only $1 .OO per page. (d-s.) for ty@st with English degree living on campus (MSA). Call Karen Shaw at 746-3 127. 30 years experience, reasonable rates, electronic typewriter. Walking distance to University. William & Westmount. 85C dbl-spaced page. Call 743-3342.

9% per page- Married Students Apts, Liz Tuplin. 746-2588- Don’t delay, call FastaccurateTypingandletterquality Word Processing. Resumes. Essays, Theses, Business Reports. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284. Essays, theses, work reports; business letters, resumes, etc- Wilt correct spelling grammar & punctuation. Electronic typewriter. Reasonable rates. Phone Lee 886-5444 afternoon or evenina. QuailtIed typlsf - WiII do! Reports Essays - Manuscripts. Electronic ?ypewriter. Downtown Kitchener. Cal% Carole. 578-5242 after six theses typed acReports, R-. curately, reasonable rates 578-5424, before 8 am & after 5 pm and after Feb 18 drop off to Donna. Accounts Payable. Phillip St. Bldg. at noon or I can pick it up, deliver at Westmount Mall, housina. -feastor@ Typins services, call 578-66531744-7628.12 to 9 pm. Professional typlaf-theses. reports, etc. Reasonable rates- Close to univer\ sitv. Phone 7464059.

FOR SALE wlndurrfer B manual on sale now in the Book Store. Build your ownfor 1/3tht?prict?. IBM PC keyboard. Saperate numeric and cursor keypads- Soft touch keysBrand New! Original packing. $190, neaotiabie. Call Mark 885-2675. For dessett hers only: 89 recipesNo-bake- ldaai for summer antertain-

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STUDENTS FOR UFE presents: Medical viewpointsonabortionMovieandspeaker~ Dr. Cescon will discuss how abortion affects the medical field. Please bring your 7-8pm.inML questions AII are w&ofne. 246. FA8S87The Vi’Youlire stageplay.nowseethevi&zo!Jqinusfura FASS party at Fed Hail- 730 pm. THE VEGETARIAN Club tea party in CC 135 at wekome to attend8ring

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GUOW COFFEEHOUSE - an informal gathering held weekly at 8 pm. in CC 110 for interested people. A safe and friendly atmosphere in which to meet others gay or straight. Call 884-4569 for more information (24 hr. recorded message). YDUNG LiBERAlSof UWgeneral meeting (incIting delegate selection for OLP Conwntion) to be held in MC 5158 at 7:00 pm. Come out and get involved! New members welcome! -

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MARCH 12

BAGEL& FRIENDS, conversation, orange juice, chairs, speakers, Styrofoam cups, all for only $1 at the Jewish StudentsAssociation Bi-Weekly Bagel brunch. Every MondayandThursday 1130 - 1:30 CC 135.

W-C-F. 430

SUPPER to 6:45 pm.

meeting Everyone,

HH 280 from come on down.

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REVENGER’S Tragedy: written by Cyril Toumeur, directed by Meg Westley. 8$NI pm. Thea$re of the Arts. Tickets $6, $4 for students at UW box off ice. LYLE JORY of Nanoose Conversion Cammian will soeak on “Canada’s Permanent i4&e Camp” - protesting the testing of US Nuclear-CaDable submarines and surface ships in N&noose Bay B.C. Sponsored by Ploughshares Waterloo Region, ACT for Disarmament, WPlRG. 7:30 pm., Adult Recreation Centre. King 81 Allen Sts., Waterloo. NOTES ON Nuclear War. Gwynne Dyer film series on War. Sponsored by Science for &ace. AL 113,12:30 pm. YUNCH MUSIC: This week featuring the Waterloo Saxaphone Quartet. Sponsored by the Creative Arts Board, Federation of Students12:30 pm. at Fed Hall. DR, JDHN Ridpath will speak on the impact of Objectivism 30 years after the publication of “Atlas Shrugged”. Sponsored by the Students of Obiectivism UW, The Ayn Rand Institute. and ihe Federation of S&dents. Admission is free. 7:30 pm. in AL 116.

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