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The Ontario govemment promised a large increase in university funding last November. On Tuesday, the Liberals handed down their "new system for funding universities". Waterloo is slated for a an actual in. crease of only 6.42 per cent. Last November provincewide funding was scheduled to increase by 7.3 per cent. Today, under the govemment funding formula still to be reviewed by ,the Ontario Council on University Affairs (OCCIA),the av. emge provincial increase works out to only 6.5 per cent. Waterloo's 6.42 per cent, therefore, falls slightly below the Ontariowide average. Unfortunately for the administration, included with this university's increase are predetermined targeted monies. This leaves even less money for the Needles Hall staff to do with as they please. For this reason, Robert Truman, W s director of operations analysis, said the new system is "somewhat restrictive"., , In dollar amounts, UW stands to receive $107,766,156 in total operat. ing grants for 1987-88. In 1986-87, CIW received $97,394,474. Queen's .Park has chosen to represent this as a'10.65 per cent hike in fees for this institution. Using just these two particular statistics, they are correct. The govemment figures, however, do not represent a real increase. " Where the ministry claims the Waterrloo increase is 10.65 per cent, the actual increase is 6.42 per cent. Where the ministry claims the final provincial total funding increase is 11.5 per cent, the actual total is 7.35 per cent. The government's interpretation *of the figures is responsible for the large discrepancy. In 1986-87,Onta.

rio universities received $50 million in funds called "onetime excellence funds". This sum of moneywaS used by the provincial university community for many purposes. In the 1987-88 funding system there are no similar

excellence funds, the programs covered under the 198687 excellence funds must now be financed through the basic operating grants. The government has relayed a false impression by not including the

$50million with 1986-87basic operating gmnt total, thereby artificially making the difference between the two years much larger, claims the W administration. The increase is "barely going to

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An unidentified Fed Hall patron w h o had apparently leaped o n s t a g e IS handled none-toolightly by m e m b e r s of t h e band during t h e Forgotten Rebels s h o w March 13. The concert w a s interrupted o n several occasions b e c a u s e of rowdy behaviour a n d many people w e r e forcibly photo by Doug McMorran evicted f r o m t h e pub. Story p a g e 21.

Boost defence to by Steve Kannon Imprint staff

meat our requirements", said Tru. man. In the past, the university has had to reduce the base operating budget, last year it was by two per cent

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try's sovereignty says Defence Minister Penin Ekatty. In a March 1 3 speech at W s Math and Computer building, Beatty said Canada's right to selfdetermina-

A computer enhancement fee levied by the university is is being collected improperly and will be struck down by the province, saysUWsstudent president. In my opinion it's a farce", said Scott Forrest in an interview this week The Federation of Students president also labelled the surviving computer enhancement fee as "blatantly.an ancillary (incidental)fee". UW administration is now waiting for govemment approval of the enhancement fee. The request was submitted to the ministry of colleges and universities in early January. "I've heard that the announcement will be made near the end of the month,': said Pat Robertson, vicepresident (university services). Forrest was convinced that the fee will not be approved. "There will be no alternative but to ban it," said the outgoing Fed president. The enhancement fee has always been separated from the computer

tion will only be maintained by updating its armed forces and meeting its commitments to NATO and NORAD. Although some people are calling for Canada to become a neutral temtoly, Beatty dismissed the suggestion as infeasible in light of the threat of Soviet aggression. The U.S.S.R. is a "significant threat" to Canada; the country has to prepare its defences to meet any eventualitv, he told a aatherincl of about 86 people. ThiJ beingVthe case, it is in Canada's best interest to look after itself," added the minister. "We should have the capability to defend ourselves," said Beatty. "It wakens our sovereignty to rely on others for defence. We could let others d o the job. ..be a client state, but Canadian sovereignty (would) suffer." Beatty,MPfor Wellington-DufferinSirncoe, said the armed forces needs an overhaul to meet the increasing demands on its resources. The forces are operating under a 1 5year old policy - he is currently drafting a new white paper on defence - and is burdened with aging, rundown equipment which is often older than the soldiers using the equipment Providing the armed forces with new equipment to patrol the Arctic andthethe~.~hasseen

ability in their north and there is a real possibility of the Russians using the Canadian Arctic if the area goes undefended. Right now, w can't even tell if anyone is there, let alone doanything about it." Strengthening the naval defences in the north and the Pacific, which have traditionally been poorly defended, will help ensure continued control in those waters, said Beatty. Also important'to Canada's defence policy 1s ma~ntalning~ t defens sive alhaqces, most notably with

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NATO and NORAD, he said. Canada's vast size and small population make it impossible for the country to depend entirely on its own defence resources for protection; contributing to international alliances supplements the countrys own defences, he said. "We can't afford to go it alone. Belonging to these defensive alliances buys us a whole lot of security." Although incapable of a solo defence policy. Canada could probably 4.d

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Aging band leisure competition to be judged March 24

Newly-named UW mascot Pounce de Lion was on his best .behaviour Tuesday as hundreds of high schoolers roamed the Waterloo campus for a preview of how the big boys and girls go about getting educated. Campus Day saw the whole university spiffed-up for the potential UW-ites and their parents.

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of a co-operative efforts Lloyd Heywood, of UWs department of recreation and leisure studies, and Kathy Durst, manager of Waterloo’s seThe third annual case study comniors division. It has been designed to provide students with practical expetition for UWs Aging and Leisure course (Recreation 361) will take - perience in solving real life problems place March 24 at Waterloo’s Adult in the administration and marketing techniques of leisure services for Recreation Centre (ARC). older adults. A jury of professionals jn the field The community and practitioners of gerentology will be judging stuin the field of recreation and gerentoldent presentations which address the problem of reaching isolated ogy can also benefit from the students’ creative solutions to the older adults in the Waterloo community. Students will be presenting a problem of reaching isolated older adults. draft of a specific progam that can be The winning group of students will implemented by ARC staff to help make isolated older adults aware of receive a cash award, medallions and acknowledgement on a permanthe centre’s opportunities and ultimately to increase the participation ent case study competition trophy which hangs in the department of of these individuals. \ This final competition is the result recreation and .leisure studies.

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UWs board of governors will vote April 7 on a controversial proposal to ban smoking at the university. If accepted, the proposal will ban smoking by January 1, 1988, in “any university non-residence buildings except in certain suitably ventilated areas to be decided by management board.” The two phase proposal, to, begin June 1, will at first proscribe smoking in the following: “classrooms, amphitheaters, laboratories, universityvehicles, shared work spaces, offices and lounges that open onto work spaces, reception areas, restrooms, seminar, conference, and other meeting rooms.” While it is almost certain the board of governors will approve the proposal, there is no telling what areas the management.board will designate as “suitable” for smokers. Smoking is now permitted in most academic buildings, except in classrooms, labs, and certain offices. Students may not smoke in the E.M.S. Library, but may do so in the third floor sitting room in the Arts Library; this will be discontinued if the smoking policy is put into effect. The Villages, because they are residence buildings, will not be affected by the policy. However, several complaints concerning smoking have been received by the Village 1 office. A committee set up to consider the changes to the smoking policy considered opinions from anyone interested, but responses came primarily from faculty and staff, with few student contributions. Director of Personnel Bob Eliot, who chaired the committee, said that “most of the response” had been in favour of a

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by Cindy Long Imprint staff Time to fantasize. What would I do if I were Fed president and in a position to make changes to the University of Waterloo? I’d be a ruthless dictator, it’s true. First of all, I’d order my office painted purple, light purple like an old Volkswagon Beetle. That alone should start the administration sweating. (“She’s a left-wing radical!“). Then I’d phone the heads of all the student societies on campus and arrange a meeting to discuss various items of student interest. What would be on the agenda? Well, there’s this matter of having to take five courses a term to be considered normal and functional. Since I stopped taking five courses each term, I’ve learned more, enjoyed it more and realized how utterly stupid it is to expect students to be able to get anything positive and lasting from a course crammed in with four others. (Let’s not even talk about six or seven. That is sheer lunacy.). Then there’s the course calendar/ course evaluation issue. Let’s stop bantering this about and get going on ‘it ! Public course evaluations by the students and for the students. Now! Underfunding and silly spending. More grants, cheaper loans, and student ‘i&5volvement in administration spending. (Don’t give me that crap about the poor taxpayer. We all know the tax system sucks and the poor are worse off than the rich on April 30. The system needs major revision, it’s true. Despite that, I can’t think of a better use for tax money than educating all children to a thinking level. So long as the government can waste millions and get away with it, I’m not going to believe there’s no money for post-secondary education.) Athletic fees. I walk more than two kilometres a day and have neither the time nor the inclination to exercise over and above that. 1 have never used the PAC. I probably never will. So why do I pay so much a term for it? So others can use it? Or so the men’s basketball team can be given food money for home games? A lot of students feel the same way, yet the Feds have never acted on it. Refundable fees for everything! What do students want anyway’? Well, they want credits for extra-curricular activities (volunteer work), improvements in student services like the pubs, the CC, etc., more student housing around campus, improvements to the co-op system, another safety van, quite a few want more non-smoking areas, free parking, fewer courses, fewer mid-terms, an emphasis on teaching instead of research, and more student input in administrative decisions. (Asked in the CC). Why aren’t we getting what we want‘? A weak student union, that’s why. Have I raised enough shit yet? Did I hear a “no”? A feeble, yet distinct “no”? Is the UW campus waking up?! Well, let’s see what September and Ted Carlton bring. With any luck, he’s got more guts than his predecessors.

Evolution not Christian To the editor,

The author of “A Different Light - Creation” (March 13) used a pseudonym Chris Gerrard. He wrote, “When we look around at our museums, in our science text books. . . we see that evolution was, and is, a reality. There is too much evidence around to deny that and still look like a thinking human being”. In accord with Darwinian evolution, man is an animal and, consequently, incapable of spiritual thinking. The teaching of Christ is based on the presupposition that man is both matter and spirit, and that spiritual thoughts are in the heart of man. Thus, a Darwinian cannot be a Christian. Our museums of anthropology are run by evolutionists, and the authors of science texts usually believe in evolution of both the universe and life on earth. Today’s science is authoritarian, and it is nearly impossible to be a biologist without being a Darwinian or a scientist without accepting a universal evolution. What type of so-called evidence is used today to deny the Biblical Creation‘? A few fossiled bones and skulls, mixtures of radioactive and common elements in the earth’s crust, radiation from space picked up by giant telescopes, redshifts in star light, a speed of light measured recently on or close to the earth, etc.

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Man attempts to induce general conclusions from these particular evidences. However the method of induction is not unique. For example, after garbage has been dumped one may sort it into recycleables and non-recycleables using the general concept of recycleability. Or one may group the donors into savers and wasters using the general concept of prodigality. The evolutionists reinforce their own hypothesis only using any particulars dumped by nature onto or into the earth, and thus try to generate one metaphysical reality for themselves by disregarding any other possibility such as Biblical Creation. Furthermore, it is impossible to validate experimentally that fossiled bones have inter-bred and reproduced, that mixtures of elements in the earth’s crust can be converted into billions of years, that redshifts determine immense distances and vast times in the heavens, or that the speed of light has been constant throughout all spaces and at al1 ages. Thus, evolution of both the universe and man may qualify as a pseudoscience, especially since it generates an origin so remote and a cosmos so vast in space and time that no man on earth will be able ever to verify the existence of either. J. Schroeder Civil Engineering

Wrestlemania at Fed Hall by Charles Mak Imprint staff Once again Fed Hall bouncers have proven to the r~est of us why air-headed barbies have such a nonsensical attraction to their ne’er do well carcasses. Case in point: Last Friday night’s Forgotten Rebels gig at Fed Hole was marred by a blatant display of excessive roughing up of patrons by the establishment’s bouncers. These fist-happy goof-heads thoroughly entertained themselves by ganging up on anyone who appeared to be slam-dancing too intensely and consequently tossing the poor bastards out the doors. Gratuitous intimidation and taunting of the hapless victims was also the order of the night. Screaming to a half-wasted slammer “I’m going to kill You” is sooooooo articulated. Bouncers must have decent grade point averages. In one instance two bouncers hauling a slammer out of Fed Hall ended up also body splashing a fellow bouncer who was standing in front of the exit. Both the unsuspecting bouncer and the patron found themselves in a half-dazed stupor, sprawled on the ground outside the premises after having been pile-driven through the doors. It appears that the bouncers working that night had it in mind to displayr their so-called ‘impressive wares’. Yeah man, girls - oops, I mean barbies - just dig those humongous biceps and gee . . . look at that button poppin’ chest. You shit-for-brains jock-straps all signed up for that Friday night shift just so that you could have a great time doing punks and metal-heads in. But it’s no fun for the sods on the receiving end. Ripping shirts off patrons and yanking people up by their necks is, to put it mildly, ignorant.

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To the editor, There was a definite problem at last Friday’s Forgotten Rebels show and it was not, as many of you may be thinking, the energetic patrons who crowded the dancefloor. Rather, the problem began between sets when Fed Hall management announced that anyone slam dancing would be ejected from the building. To enforce this,’ Fed Hall assembled their biggest muscleheads on the dancefloor in an effort to take the rebellion out of a Rebel’s cbncert. 1n the second set, the dancefloor was more subdued, but as the show neared an end, bouncers, without cause, began ejecting people. I was one such person. Two goons, each about twice my size, took pleasure in humiliating me

as they dragged me toward an exit. 1 was thrown out the door, but the abuse didn’t stop once outside Fed Hall. Three bouncers assembled around me and 1 was pushed about and grabbed and thrown to the concrete on two occasions. I was also grabbed by one of the hoodlums who raised a clenched fist and asked me, “do you want me to kill you?’ (I assumed this to be a rhetorical question, and therefore offered no response) The abuse probably would have continued had two campus security officers not arrived. At this point the bouncers dispersed, and fled to safety in the confines of Fed Hall. I was left shivering in the cold as one officer took my statement, and only later was 1 allowed to retrieve my coat when escorted by one of the cooperative officers. The re-

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You maladusted hoodlums who work at Fed Hall all knew that slam-dancing is part and parcel ofa hardcore concert be it violent or not. The ironic fact is that the -bouncers were obviously more hyped-up than the slamdancers. Putting a headlock on someone and driving him into the floor seems a trifle excessive. So my bouncer friends why don’t you do yourselves favour and pump each other off before you work your shift. Maybe then you’ll cool off just enough to spare us of your wrestlemaniac tactics and consequently make the Fed Hall experience a little more pleasant for the rest of us. On a more constructive note - maybe you could start your own Bouncermania nights at Fed Hall and perform the atomic suplex on one another. Even better, you could all take part in Fed Hall’s own Battle Royale.And if you’re worried about being unable to field enough ugly looking hosers for the melee. . . don’t sweat it because you’ve got some real fine looking genetic: monstrosities in your ranks - quality specimens who could someday be W. W. F. sensations like Andre the p Giant or George “The Animal” Steele, not to mention ’ the sexy Adrian Adonis. So guys, take a good look at yourselves in the mirror and decide for yourselves whether the above description is right One final point. Fed Hall bouncers are nothing but thick-skulled goons who rely on sleazy methods to show off their highly self-conscious macho images. They’re in the bouncing business just to have a wail of a good time for themselves - knocking off patrons in the process. Things are going to have to change at our campus watering hole because frankly a lot of people have become very pissed off in light of last Friday night’s fiasco - pissed off at the bouncers and pissed off at Fed Hall management.

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sults of the attack left me with an aching head after slamming it into the concrete, several bruises on my arms and ripped clothing. My case was not an isolated in& ,dent, as many others that night, and perhaps other nights, experienced harassment and abuse from the Fed Hall staff. I urge anyone else who received similar unwarranted abuse to make their views public in whatever way they deem appropriate. Abuse from bouncers should not be ‘tolerated by students who pay to support the operation of Fed Hall. This issue should be brought to the forefront of student conce&, as whatever the circumstances, one student should not be allowed to assault another. Matthew Firth E.R.S.

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Concept of evolution denies the God portrayed in the Bible To the editor,

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Chris, you said that believing in evolution does not imply that there is no God (A Different Light, March 13). However, evolution does deny the God of the Bible! Remember, the Bible is God’s Word not men’s (II Timothy 3; 16, II Peter 1:21) and God tells us He made all things in six

To say Creation is a myth, is to say that it is a lie and thus to say that God lies. Can this be possible? Do you believe in a lying God? 1 don’t. As the first book of the Bible, Genesis is also the foundation of all Bible doctrines. It is to these early chapters that a true Bible student must look, in faith, to find the truth. TO

Scripture can’t be used To the editor, Chris, the areas of Scripture that you discussed in your most recent article (A Different Light) have no bearing on the question of whether or not God condones homosexuality. Whether one believes that God created humans in the manner described in Genesis or via evolution is irrelevant. The point is that God controlled the “process” that resulted in everything in nature taking the form it has today. It was God’s all-knowing, all-powerful hand that lead to men and women obtaining the distinct physical bodies they now have. Moreover, it appears quite clear that a man’s body and a woman’s body sexually complement each other. (1 do not see thissame phenomena occurring between two men or two women.) More significant is the fact that Christ believed that a man and a woman were made to join together through a sexual bond occurring at marriage (Matt. 19:4-6; Mark 10:6-8). ‘Apparently, Paul also held this belief (Eph. 5:3 1). It seems that however God put us here, He constructed us with the intention that a man was. to join sexually with a woman and not man with man or woman with woman. You mentioned that “just about every other (species)” also practices homosexuality. 1 hope those was not meant as a justification for humans practicmg homosexuality. Female Black Widows and Praying Mantis are given to eating their mates. Does that mean women are justified in practicing cannibalism if the victim was a mate’? 1 do not think that observing behaviour in other species, no-matter how many species practice the behaviour, justifies the same be‘haviour in humans. The fact that Christ in not recorded as having addressed homosexuality is also irrelevant for this implies neither that He condones it nor condemns it. He also fails to address the areas of child molesting or wife beating. All would agree that

these two practices are sinful based on principles derived from other teachings found in Scripture. The same is true of homosexuality. We need to look elsewhere to determine God’s position on homosexuality. If your reference to Ruth and Naomi was meant to imply that they had a homosexual relationship, then you have grossly misrepresented the story. You left out a very significant fact without which your reference creates a false impression. Naomi was Ruth’s mother-in-law (Ruth 1: l-5). It is not surprising that Ruth made such a commitment to Naomi considering their circumstances (Ruth 1:1-18).ThestoryofRuthhas no significance in the discussion of homosexuality. 1 think that you also inaccurately portrayed the story of Jonathan and David. Contrary to what you stated, there is nothing in that story to indicate that they had an “intense physical passion” for one another. In reference to the word “love” used in 1 Sam. 18: 1, “the essence of it is a desire to share one’s life. It must be said that the word has absolutely no sexual overtones” (p.54 Quality Friendship, G. lnrig). Moreover, the fact that they kissed is not significant considering the culture of the time. There are two men with whom 1 have become very close and have not hesitated to hug them in order to indicate my care for them and my appreciation for their positive influence in my life. That does not mean that we are gay nor does it imply that we have a homosexual relationship. “lt is a sad indication of the perversion of our age that many cannot conceive of a deep friendship without sexual overtones’* (p.54 lnrig). Similarly, 1 can find nothing to suggest that the relationship between Jonathan and David was anything other than a very deep friendship. 1 am not sure what your objective was in your most recent article but you certainly did’ not provide any Scriptural justification for homosexuality. _ Timothy White

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To the editor, Let me extend a great big thankyou to this glorious patriarchal society for those significant, life-enhancing privileges that David L-i tells me 1 “take for granted.” I’m on my knees in thanks for soft toilet paper, an inner door in public washrooms and ladies’ night prices. lndeed, those grand privileges make rape and sexual assault seem so trivial, so petty. As you say David, society favours we, women. Your question about the safety van intrigues me too. You wonder why men are denied that service. Could it be that men are quite safe without it? That they contribute not

to a privilege, but to a recognized need? No. It’s probably just that we cry-babies, so accustomed to our pampered lifestyle, abhor walking. It tires our delicate feet so. In my previous letter, 1 suggested that all people, women’and men, will gain from equality. But after reading David Li’s insightful letter, 1 realize just how much we women have to lose. What a dilemma - will 1 strive for a society in wh.ich all are truly free or will 1 hang on to my soft toilet paper‘? Good thing I’m a woman cuz that means I don’t have to worry my pretty little head about it. Jane Kaldfleisch

say this is a myth is to undercut God’s Word and leave no support for the rest of Scripture. Chris, you use science and the Vatican to support your claims about evolution. Unfortunately the Vatican is a questionable source of divine authority and. many scientists believe Creation is the only reasonable scientific explanation for the wondrous world we see around us. In reality a person requires more “faith” to believe in evolution then to believe Creation. For example, if we leave a pile of wires, circuit boards and plastic, will it “grow” to become a computer? - NO. What is required is a Master Planner and Builder. How much more intricate and fascinating is the human brain and body? Could this all happen by chance? 1 think not. No Chris, all of nature was carefully pre-planned and thought out. Did God then not have the power to carry out His plan in six days? Is God’s power limited? Surely not! To see a wonderfully crafted vase and say, “I wonder how many millions of years it took that clay to mold itself into that vase.” would show disrespect for the potter. Likewise, EVlLution denies, disrespects, and dishonours God. It is a product of our modern, Godless society. The God of the Bible and evolution do not mix. More importantly, I’m not the only one who believes in the Genesis account of Creation. Jesus Christ also believed, as He said, “Have ye not read, that He which MADE them at the BEGINNING, MADE them male and female . . . What therefore God hath joined together, LET NOT MAN PUT ASSUNDER.” (Matthew 19:4-6) So Chris, Jesus believed in Creation. He also believed that male and female were made for each other. This is God’s divinely appointed plan - one man, one woman. You may think differently, and evolution may allow for different relationships, but these are human reasonings, and in opposition to God and the Bible. Chris Sales 3A Math

Homosexuality: choice or no.t? To the editor, 1 have been following the articles by Chris Gerrard in the past few .weeks with great interest. The union of homosexuality and Christianity (or any religion) is a very controversial issue. Although Chris and the people arguing against him have raised many interesting questions, they seem to be missing the point. The controversy, seems to me, to lie in the basis for their arguments. Chris believes being gay was not his choice (“1 did not choose to be gay”, Imprint Feb. 6). The people supporting the view that homosexuality is a sin, seem to believe that gay people choose to be homosexual. I make this conclusion because if homosexuals were born with their sexual orientation then how could any Christian call it a sin? This question is the source of their differences, and 1 feel is the question that should be addressed by the people in both camps. Bruce Wilson 2A Comp Sci/Phil

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Second-Hand Life by Alan Vanderhoek Imprint staff “Passion, Lust and Greed - proudly proclaimed and brought to you larger than life by your local window to the world.” A confession; I saw this ad for Thursday night soaps while watching - you guessed it - Friday night soaps. Another ad, in TV Guide, screams “Intrigue! Passion! Scandal!“, promoting the show Dallas. I I find it incredible that the average Joe Nielsen slurps up this crap like Alpo at a senior citizens’soiree. Which brings up another point - who are these people with Nielsen spy-boxes on their TVs? Do they get paid for having their persona1 television eccentricities monitored by most of the free world? If so, how much? Are their driveways littered with Fords and Chevys, their fridges full of beer-commercial goodtimes waiting breathlessly and breastfully for their tabs to be popped? In other words, what a golden opportunity for a teensy bit of graft. All larceny aside, I have noticed, in my latest round of searching for housing, that television is considered an essential amenity by the student corpus. Housing

notices on the CC rental board tend to read “ 11 rooms, one shower, no furniture, no parking, no appliances, %250/month plus utilities. Color TV and cable.” Since these notices eventually disappear, I can only assume that the living quarters described therein do attract a full quota of residents. Naturally, an inquiring mind begins to wonder here precisely why people are beguiled into enduring the confines of such blatantly humble dwellings. Could it be that the Waterloo housing shortage is actually a television shortage? In fact, the problem runs much deeper than that. I suspect a plot amongst campus political types, who loudly and frequently proclaim housing shortages in an effort to cover up the true nature of the rampant raging consumerism which lurks within the not-so-secret hearts of U W’s Puppies (pre-urban professionals, that is). So are you pining for a touch of passion in your life? Do you lack that necessary breath of scandal and intrigue to lighten your days? For the piddling sum of only $300 a month I can provide you with all that and more. Of course, you’ll have to share the room with four other persons, a couple of cockroaches and’my mother-in-law . . .

Debunking: Reading palms, and .other. shrubberies by Robert Day Imprint staff

From The Devil’s Dictionary, by Ambrose Biekce: Clairvoyant, n., A person, commonly a uloman, Myho has the porzrer of seecng that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.

Mid-February, toss the last couple columns on the Shroud onto Doug’s desk, last-minute packing, into the Batmobile for one high-speed run down to Fort Lauderdale with Lou Nel, the other half of the bad dog connection . . . one seriously damaging night in Lauderdale, mosey up the coast the next day to Boca Raton for some rehabilitation and a few days of conference. . . get to the hotel, wander through the lobby, out the other side, fall over huge, gz;ish sign, “PSYCHIC FAlR HERE TODAY”. . . feeling of overwhelming resignation, muttered comments about fate and destiny, ah, shit, why fight it‘? ‘scuse me, pardon me, press, yes ma’am, pardon me, Imprint press, interview, that’s right, Imprint press, Imprint, I-M-P-R-I-N-T, oh yeah? well, I’ve never heard of you, either . . . Upon wandering into the fair, ,I was informed that this particular group of misfits were part of a travelling road show affiliated with the Universal Centre of Cassadaga, based in Cassadaga, Florida, referred to lovingly by the organizer as “the spiritual centre of Fl.orida”, although I’m not sure how much pride 1could muster in claiming to hail from somewhere that apparently has more loonies, wackos and shysters per capita than any other town in the vacation state. The main attraction of this particular carnival seemed to be the opportunity for personalized astrological readings with one of the “psychics”, with your choice of the mini, basic or full reading, the best deal being the full reading of 30 minutes for the low, low price of only $30, which<translates to t,he tjdy .hourly , rate of about $84 Canadian, not too shabby.

top psychics”, a point I shall return to later. Since it’s relatively easy to trash the entire concept of astrology as portrayed in daily newspapers, and the so-called “professional” astrologers are painfully aware of this, 1 was interested in how long it would take Gelormine to try to distance herself from the juvenile one-paragraph readings that one can find just about anywhere. I didn’t have long to wait - Gelormine’s opening statement referred to the “kindergarten level” of popular readings, and how this has nothing to do with real astrology.’ What has happened is that the pros, in order to insulate themselves from the backlash resulting from the debunking of the “kindergarten” readings, have essentially thrown their newspaper brethren to the wolves, and rapidly made the field so complex that it is impossible for anyone to understand it well enough to criticize it properly. A skeptic, pointing out a logical fallacy in the foundation of astrology, can expect a rebuttal in the form of, “Well, I’m sorry, but you forgot to take into account the effect of the gazornin platz meshing with the grapple grommet in the fifth house,” while those who haven’t prepared properly will be inundated with phrases like astrological transits, compatibility analysis * and love style profile and alphanumerology reports. The most disturbing aspect of the whole show were the biographies of the readers and their areas of expertise. One found ample reference to the fields of numerology, astrology, palmistry, psychometry, even the hilarious subject of past lives regression . . . but where were all the “psychics “I? A quick perusal of the dictionary supplied several definitions of the word “psychic” i “beyond natural or known physical processes”, “apparently sensitive to supernatural forces”, . and, most importantly, “a person who is supposedly sensitive to supernatural forces.” All of the above fields share one important property - a complete lack of I. verifiability and- content of any kind. I went in hoping to find B _ ,mind-reader or two, get a quick demo’of remote viewing, perhaps (read the number off the driver% . f .li;e’/se”;n “?=$f w&fe~y&-ge:‘j, maybe

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Not a chance, let’s play it safe, give the yokels something they can’t possibly dispute, then hustle them out the door. The only verifiable talent mentioned on any of the brochures was on that of Ms. Cynthia Scott, R.N., Psychic Counsellor, who was (glory be!) a firewalker. Anyone who has followed this column for a while probably well knows my opinion of this particular stunt. It’s also difficult (and probably illegal) for me to accul rately describe my feelings toward someone who uses the valid credentials of Registered Nurse to lend respectability to the ’ sleazy vocation of “Psychic Counsellor” (they’re not fortune tellers, anymore, folks, they’re psushic counsellors or psychic consultants, you know, like garbagemen aren’t garbagemen, they’re sanitation engineers). And the books, ah yes, the books, on display in all their splendor and glory to pad the pocketbooks of these folks. incredible three-volume tomes on astrology, the prophecies of Nostradamus (with several footnotes on each page attempting to jus: tify the tortured translation in effect), the latest from Shirley (“I am God”) Maclaine, an entire table devoted to the sleeping prophet Edgar Cayce, whose medical readings included prescribing boiled tree bark potions for those already deceased, and an amusing book entitled Are You a Good Lover The Answer is in the Palm qf Your Hand (uh, I’d like to think 1 out-

grew that phase several years ago, thanks anyway). It’s not surprising that these people can do so well in a state where an overwhelming proportion of the population consists of the elderly and the retired and are therefore more susceptible to this kind of con game since many of them simply just want to hear reassuring news about themselves and are willing to pay outrageous prices for it. The most interesting opinion I heard that day was from one young lady who knew that there was little to all of this, that she considered it all just entertainm~e.nt7,but who-was about to shell out $30 for a full reading. anyway’. To this lady. I can only say+.we all have our own forms of entertainment

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Managing hazardous Wastes by Neal Massard There are 16,000 industrial waste generators in Ontario which produce more than 1.5 million tons of hazardous waste per year. Most of these wastes are unsuitable for treatment in municipal incinerators and sewage treatment plants and should not be disposed of in ordi.nary landfills. The government recognized the threat posed by hazardous wastes and in 1981 created the Ontario Waste Management Corporation. The OWMC was given a mandate to develop, implement and maintain a province-wide system for treatment and disposal of Ontario’s hazardous wastes. The OW MC began a multimillion dollar program to locate a toxic waste facility which would handle 150,000 tons of waste per year, with expansion plans to double this input. Since 70 per cent of Ontario’s waste is generated in the “Golden Horseshoe”, the OWMC narrowed its site selections within this region, hoping to minimize the costs and dangers associated with transporting the wastes to the facility. in 1985, after four years of study, the OW MC announced the location of the preferred site in West Lincoln township (Region of Niagara) which boasts a 30-metre thick underground layer of clay. Clay was ranked as the OWMC’s number one criteria because it may provide a natural barrier against landfill leaks. The proposed OW MC facility includes a rotary kiln incinerator for combustible organic wastes. Non-combustible inorganic wastes would be treated using a var-

iety of processes producing solid residues and waste water. The solid residues mixed would be landfilled. The waste water could then be discharged into waterways or it would be evaporated. The engineered landfill will have a liner and drainage system on the bottom SO that leachate from the landfill can be collected. The landfill’s cover would prevent precipitation from seeping inside. The OW MC has received extensive criticism ovrer the years. Many people have become disillusioned with the OW MC’s public consultation program. Engineers and scientists have been frustrated by the OWMC’s failure to disciose full details about the facility’s design and its expected outputs. Others are concerned about the large distances the hazardous wastes will have to be transported to reach the facility. Farmers near the proposed site are concerned about the impact the facility will have in their agricultural community. Citizen groups criticize the OWMC because they are spending too much time pursuing a “technical fix ” solution instead of trying to limit the generation of toxic wastes through reduction, Before the end of this reuse and recycling (the 3R’s). year the OWMC will be submitting its site and facility design proposal for public hearings under the Ontario Environmental Assessment Act. These hearings will probably be the last opportunity for concerned citizens and environmental groups to express their views. For more information about hazardous waste management and the OWMC, visit WPIRG in the General Services Complex, Room 123.

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Technical merits of nuclearization diminish compared to moral issue To the editor, ash argument’? Being “anti-nuclear” The ongoing “nuclear dialogue” does not- make me “pro-coal”. Mr. in the Imprint can be dealt with on Wiebe’s assumption is in seeing coal two levels. The technical details reand nuclear energy as our only two present one level; the underlying asoptions. There is a large body of sumptions and values, another. technically detailed information on Without exposing the assumptions, the so-called “soft energy path”. 1t bantering about technical details has been demonstrated that with the can become an endless and frustratwill, this society could serve its needs ing loop of rebuttals. with an assortment of solar, wind, Firstly, 1 feel there are some imbiofuel sources, coupled with far portant technical inadequacies in more effective conservation meaMr. Wiebe’s recent letter. Comparsures. We are an awesomely wasteful ing plutonium to arsenic trioxide society. Serious attempts at consermakes apples and oranges appear vation can actually be treated as foridentical. The hazards of these two midable energy sources in energy poisons are drastically different in analysis. nature. Mr. Wiebe is correct in 1 still do not see how science can pointing to the much greater toxicity prove “good” and “harm”. Defining of arsenic trioxide. Ingest a suffithese must be within the context of a cient amount and you are likely to set of values, and therefore subjecsuffer severe effects or death within a tive. The stated values of Messrs. short time. Yes, plutonium has a Wiebe and Csele seem to be “wha-, very low toxicity. This does not tever saves lives”. 1 have yet to be mean it is not a deadly poison. Plutconvinced of Nuclear power’s lifeonium’s hazard lies in its extremely saving abilities by either of them. long half-life as a radioisotope and in the high energy nature of the radiation it emits during decay. Effects from exposure do not manifest themselves for many years and even generations. In this light, Mr. Csele’s “many instances of workers ingesting plutonium and displaying no ill effects” although correct, is meaningless unless health effects were stuTo the editor, dies for the life of the workers and their offspring. Two weeks ago 1 attended the Baking spent nuclear fuel into start and finish of a unique event on glass, encasing glass blocks in metal, behalf of Big Brothers of Kitchenerdeep burial in thick concrete tombs Waterloo - Danceathon 11 organall sounds impressive. But bear in ized by the Delta Omega Chi mind the uncertainty of the geologifraternity, which 1 understand will cal environments involved. Circulatsoon be Sigma Chi I ing concentrated brines at these 1 must compliment the organizers depths can potentially wreak chemiand dancers for their efforts in raiscal havoc on concrete, metal and ing money for boys from father-abglass, making a winter of road salt on your car seem like a picnic. Other geological features such as seismic activity and groundwater flow present formidable unknowns to grapple with, especially over the time period necessary. Behind these technical details we find even more basic problems in many of the assumptions. For example, why use the “arsenic trioxide argument” at all? Being “anti-nuclear” does not make me or anybody else “pro-arsenic trioxide”. The entire argument is a classic case of red herring. Red herring #2. Why use the &al

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Ignoring the inextricable link between military and civilian nuclear industries has been convenient on their part. In closing, 1 would like to dig a little deeper. Personally, 1 feel any social endeavour which inherently requires the degree of centralisation, high level expertise, secrecy and high level security characteristic of nuclear power is, by necessity, undemocratic. Witness Ontario Hydro, a major global proponent of nuclear power. This organisation, established to serve the people of Ontario, has become functionally unanswerable- to these people or their government. Such options today will inevitably lead to increased control by decreasing number of people tomorrow. Read some history and then decide for yourself where this will most likely lead us. Daniel Schulman Earth Sciences

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Mechancial Engineering’s, Matt Crossley shows off the chassis of the Formula SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers) racer being constructed by a group of UW students. The car will be entered in a race set for the end of May in Arlington, Texas.The UW team’s objective is to design and build a car for the non-professional weekend racer, based on production of 1,000 cars a year which would sell for less than US $5,000.

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Force sometimes mo.rally justified in name of security (ISIS) -i “Some use of force, under certain circumstances, can be morally justifiable,” a former U.S. national security advisor told a recent gathering of students at Baltimore’s Johns Hopkins University. Zbiegniew Brzezinski, perhaps best known from his tenure as former president Jimmy Carter’s assistant for national security affairs, spoke on “the ethics of nuclear deterrence and targeting.” He is currently a professor at Columbia University (New York). The question td be dealt with by U.S. strategists, according to Brzezinski, is “how to structure our stragetic relationship soit remains stable . . . but also sewes to protect certain national interests.” Brzezinski discussed three possible strategies for doing so. Arms control was one of the strategies. Although it gives both “gives both sides some genuine reciprocal security,” Brzezinski noted that it also has inherent difficulties. He explained that in addition to the difficulties in verification and sustaining arms level, it is also diffkult to establish the appropriate relation between nuclear and conventional arms. Through arms control, he added, the U.S. might be able to achieve a rough equality with the Soviet Union in regards to nuclear arms, but be significantly inferior on the conventional side. Brzezinski warned that with arms control “we cannot eliminate our use of nuclear weapons in tactical situations.” The goal should not be able to make the world safe for conventional war.” The proliferation of more strategic systems with greater mobility was another strategy discussed by Brzezinski who cited the U.S.‘s midgetman missile as an example of such a system. The difficulty with this strategy for the U.S. would be the needed for secrecy and mobility. The U.S. would not be able to develop and deploy these mobile systems covertly and the public would hardly allow such weapons to be transported on the interstate highway system, he explained. Since they cotild only then be deployed on government bases, they would lose mobility and thus be open to enemy attack.

A third strategy, according t;Brzezinski, is to “marry some degree of strategic defence.” He emphasized that the strategic defence should not, like the “Star Wars” defence, be intended to protect the whole country. Not only would such a system be “too distant in time,” but by protecting the population only from ballistic missiles, it would protect people from “protect people from only one form of dying.” Such a system could not protect the nation from death at the hands of bombers, other types of missiles, or from chemical or biological warfare, Brzezinski cautioned. Instead, “it’s possible to use some degree of strategic defences . . . to reduce the danger of a preemptive strike,” explained Brzezinski, adding that it also serves to encourage “restraint” in the deployment of firststrike weapons. Brzezinski said if this trpe of strategic defence was married to “mutually agreed reductions in offensive systems,” or even unilateral reductions, it would allow the U.S. “to focus targeting more on the military than on populations because you know more of your military installations will survive.” “I happen to believe . . . that: is possible to preserve certain transcendental values and peace. For 40 years now we have avoided central war with the Soviet Union,” Brzezinski commented. “Can this be sustained over the longer haul? I believe that it can.” “The prudent and responsible management of the nuclear relationship is what statesmen should be concerned with,” stated Brzezinski. He termed the notion of a nuclear free world, a prospect that gained attention in the aftermath of the recent Reagan-Gorbachev summit at Reykjavik, Iceland, an “essentially misleading diversion.” Even if the United States and the Soviet Union succeeded in eliminating all of the nuclear weapons, the knowledge and technology would remain, said Brzezinski. “Once you know how to produce something . . . under conditions of life or death, that something is likely to be reproduced.” He added that “this knowledge (of how to build nuclear weapons) is not just confined to the United States and the Soviet Union.”

winter compared to the winter of 1986. One r&ason for the decrease is seen in the fluctuation caused by the co-op system as “term-to-term” enrollment figures do not include co-op students on their work terms. The current full-time total enrollment at UW (including the. church colleges) is about 14,500, including a co-op enrollment of 8,900.

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Expect to see hoards of frosh aimlessly wandering around campus next September as applications to attend UW are up 5.5 per cent over last year. More than 11,500 applicants chose Waterloo as either their first, second or third choice. These figures include a 10 per cent increase in those enrolling in the arts, and a 35 per cent increase of mature students applying to the arts.

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ONLINE, a collection of UW student poetry, will be released on campus March 23. The book, published through the Creative Arts Board, has been in the works for more than a year. The Federation of Students went ahead with this publication since nothing existed on campus that was entirely devoted to student poetry. Over the last year more than 250 poems were submitted for publication, although not alt submissions ,could be used. ONLINE features the work of 33 poets whose styles ar/e as diverse as the themes they wrote about. In its 45 pages can be found poems about the co-op experience, old pianos, exotic places, young love and old rocking chairs. To celebrate ONLINE’s release, a small book launching party will be held in the Graduate Club on March 25 at 8 p.m. It will feature two short poetry readings and a petformhnce by a small blues group. Poems submitted to ONLINE can be picked up in the Federation of Students office. For more information contact the Creative Arts Board.

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TWO Waterloo students were among the 13 winners of a $2,000 scholarship from the lmasco t-und for Disabled Students. Russell Lavoie, a quadriplegic, is studying for a degree in mathematics. This is the fourth consecutive year he has received a scholarship form the fund. Terry McCain, also a quadriplegic, is studying for his B.A. in English and is receiving his first scholarship from the fund. The lmascor Fund for Disabled Students was created by the Mont-

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UWs debating club dominated at Ryerson’s first annual debating tournament last weekend. All three Waterloo teams placed in the top five in the debating portion of the competition, while in the public speaking portion, UW speakers took four of the five top places, including first, second and third. Waterloo’s Doug Alderman and Phillip Lund defeated a McMaster team in the first round. The team of Kevin Lawrence and Burkhard Burow took third place and both de-

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baters tied for third place in the individual speaker’s portion of the competition. the team of Bruce Kirby and Peter Piliounis placed fifth after narrowly missing the semi-final pairings. Alderman and Glendon College’s Steve Roberts tied for first place in the individual speaker’s section. In the Friday night “drunken publit speaking” contest, Alderman placed fifth, Lisa Kent from Ryerson placed fourth, Lawrence finished third and Piliounis narrowly beat out Kirby for first place.

The coop department has recently bared all and released their budget breakdown. Last year, the $3 million budget went to the following areas: 82 per cent salaries; 8.3 per cent travel; 3.4 per cent phone; 2 per cent postage; 1.7 per cent supplies; 0.9 per cent printing; 2.2 per cent other. From the figures it seems that the people make the program. One’s first thoughts would be to make personnel cuts to generate savings, but it is not as easy as it sounds. There is a lot of work that needs to be done in order to keep an operation such as the department of co-operative education and career services running smoothly. To show this the department is currently working on a general job description for co-ordinators. While coop fees are expected to increase dramatically over the next few years, the coop budget is not. The uiiversity has historically charged these f&es with the formula: take what it costs to to put a student through Coop and double it. Since the computer fee is now illegal it ap ti 4 k&rs I ‘$ ,

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by Todd Schneider Imprint staff A week ago last Sunday, we dropped into the Ryerson Theatre in Toronto for a dose of media madness, a three-ring circus of words and wisdom from three still-breathing legends from the currently fashionable sixties. At the beginning of the show, moderator Jack Layton promised not what was in the newspaper ads - a lecture on “Politics, Art and the Media.” It soon became clear that none of the speakers was going to be channeled in tha_t linear a direction. Instead, the ticket stubs told the whole (amorphous) stop: “An Evening with Abbie Hoffman, Timothy Leary and Eldridge Cleaver.” Layton offered us the alternative list: “A wglk back in time as well as a walk into the future.” The venue took on a fan club atmosphere, with great cheers raised as each performer took the stage. Everyone got an initially warm reception although definite crowd favourites emerged after the statements made by all three. Leary’s youthful attitude and energy belie his years and ageist assumptions, as well as historical revisionism about the sixties generation(s). By way of explanation, he gave us his three reasons for showing up: Canada, curiosity and cash. It’s a sad comment on cpntemporary U.S. culture, he argued, “when the highest value that people aspire to is the bottom line.”

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Tracing the word back to its Greek roots, a cyber society will encourage us to become pilotsof our own lives, using the information that we bring together from a myriad of sources. Abbie Hoffman began by regaling us about his latest deportation orders from Canada. His last episode had him kicked out on grounds of “moral turpitude”. “What’s that?” he inquired. “I don’t know, that’s not my department,” was the reply, citing the Nuremburg defence. “It sounds like I get off sniffing bicycle seats,” he offsred. On top of his case of the flu, Hoffman admitted that “tonight is a little awkward because I’m stuck here between Timothy Leary, who’s a little too much in outer space and Eldridge Cleaver, who’s a little spaced out.” Hoffman’s next stop would be taking him to lecture in front of a law class to be attended by American Attorney-General Edwin Meese. The former fugitive from U.S. justice expressed interest in “asking him what it’s like to work outside of the system.” Peace is hot the ultimate issue in Hoffman’s handbook. Political leaders can manipulate the desire for that state so liberally that P.T. Botha invoked the state of emergency in South Africa and mentioned the word peace a-dozen times, Hoffman recorded. Arid brotherhood is also overrated, as Reagan has proved in the free trade talks; the operating motto seems to be “What’s ours is ours and what’s yours is ours.”

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One attribute of philosophers is that they offer paradigms of reality. His paradigm - and he agrees with Alvin Toffler among others on this - purports that we are mating from an industrial, smokestack era into the information age. In this scenario, “we will all have to become psychologists, communicators and entertainers.” The latter is very important because philosophers have to attract enough attention to their theories to be influential. Leary sees a parallel between himself, as a popularizer of th” new technologies of mind possible with the personal computer, and MarkTwain, who popularized the typewriter and psycho-active drugs. Conscious of his venue, he also paid tribute to the late Canadian communications philosopher Marshall McLuhan. His book-in-progress, to be called ‘0~ ($f)cr Society will discuss how in the 20th century “we have finally come to grips with our genetic destiny as Homo Sapiens Sapierls” (loosely, “knowing man”). All of the other mundane pre-occupations of previous eras are ’ fading behind the quest for knowledge, he claims.

Never having shared a platform together, what linked the three men in Leajs mind was their status as free agents. “There’s no institution that would want us around. We’re not notorious for being company men.” And while he said he admires and endorses both of them, they are all different people.

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Unlike Lear-y, Hoffman says he is not shy about telljng you how to vote, but that’s not the sole definition of politics anyway. To his mind, a better description for assessing your politics is the tension between how you divide your energies and skills timong the public and private domains of your life. “That’s something that you do 24 hours a day.” . A balance is struck in our engagement in politics if we have “one foot in the voting booth and one foot in the streets.” Democracy is an , active “set of skills’~ that one can learn, like fundraising, motivating people. It is fine for people to be against apartheid, and world hunger, and for peace, but we need toJook at “the ideology of the deed” and not the stateJ ments, no matter how principled. The movement was about learning how to organize, communicate, make decisions. The rest of society wanted us to’keep ail of this for ourselves, for privatized gain. And when social change is an extra-curricular activity, it loses much of its potential impact. Despite what others have said about him, . Hoffman pretended he’s not into politics. “I’m not rich, I can’t remember names, and I think aloud.” . There are many parallels ‘now between the beginning of the American troop involvement in Vietnam, and the current situation in Central America, iocluding the big lie about the little nation taking on the bigger one. His reference was to the supposed provocations of Honduras by Nicaragua. A present concern is C.I.A. recruiting on college campuses in the U.S. How one brings a clandestine organization engaging in covert and outlaw operations into the context of a democracy is an important question. He mentioned a prescient speech he gave, naming names that were later implicated in the Contragate scandals, and noting that none of the reporters piesent covered that aspect of the talk. Only when a student occupation of the U. Mass president’s office was repelled, and hap pened to coincide with the news story breaking about Contragate, did the opposition to the C.I.A. take on concrete meaning. . “politics is like a football; it takes funny bounces.”

The rationale for armed struggle in the sixties was that that’s what the times called for for Black people in America. He was no believer in half measures. “1 took Patrick Henry’s statement ‘Give me liberty or give me death’ literally.” And although he eschews the bullet for the ballot now - having been a Congressional candidate in ‘86 - he still says firmly, “The proudest moment of my life was firing the first shot in a shootout with the Oakland (California) police.”

“I took...‘Give me liberty or give me death’ literally” Not shaken in his revolutionary MarxismLeninism, he rationalized that the problem with the Cuban revolution had to be was its youthfulness, or “the evil wind blowing off from the Florida coast.” He left there and went to China, North Vietnam, North Korea, and the Soviet bloc. To his ideological chagrin, he found that the more entrenched a communist revolution, the worse it was: “the fuller the gulags and the more repressive the system.” Cleaver traced the road to Algeria and elsewhere that he took as a fugitive guerrilla fighter. When he arrived in Cuba, that countjs revolutionaries were his role models. He was treated well, he claimed; but the Cuban people convinced him the revolution had been imposed on them by deceit. Castro had installed the most noxious dictatorship the country had ever seen, Bnd that was a few.

After coming up from the underground, to which he escaped in 1973, Hoffman found the campuses to be “hotbeds of social rest”. The university is where one learns “the King’s Eng!ish, the King’s grammar. You can’t fight a social revolution using either of those two.” And students are also fed great dollops of rationality, reasonableness and, ultimately, cynicism. The engaged student tradition found elsewhere in the world is noticeably absent in North America. In that sense the sixties were a fluke from the “psycho-social moratorium” usually extant. The sixties will never return because “the sex will never be that free, the dope will never be that cheap, and the rock ‘n’ roll will never be that good.”

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The problem with American politics is that entertainment has taken over that sphere SO much that “one has to render unto Caesar’s Palace that which belongs to it.” Hoffman himself fell under that tendency. French philosopher Andre Glucksman told him that he and his cohorts in conspiracy had invented the idea that revolution could be fun. Challenging authority is fine, he opined, but we also need to defy it sometimes, because if you probe deep enough you find out that authority is often “illegal, immoral or just plain fucking stupid”. While it is currently fashionable to criticize the Reagan presidency, it should have been done years ago. He admitted that in a democracy we have the ability to put the C.I.A. on Congressional trial, but it too often comes too late to prevent its offensive actions around the world. Preaching to the converted, Hoffman reminded us that many of the contemporary socio-political movements started in the sixties. Those with a short memory think the sixties were all about opposing Vietnam. They forget, Hoffman said, that North Americans started the decade by protesting our own apartheid, but we called it segregation. The Afrikaners actually sent delegates to Mississippi to study how that system held together for some two hundred years. The man with the most to answer for to the contemporary audience - both for his past as a Black Panther and his present incarnation as a Black Republican - was the man in black Eldridge Cleaver. ” Some think he changed his mind at government behest (Hoffman among them). Not true; “I stand and fall on my own merit . . . l didn’t flip out or freak out. I was crazy before 1 went (abroad).”

“I still believe the truth will set you free”

But this internal disillusionment was only the beginning. Whenever he told American allies about the appalling situations he was finding, they told him not to sow dissension in the ranks of the believers. He clung to the position that it wasbetter to acknowledge the ugly reality than to perpetuate a fraudulent lie. “1 still believe the truth will set you free.” Cleaver bemoans the fact that the Western left is blind to the dictatorships of the left. True humanitarianism condemns both kinds of tyranny. He emphasized that we who have democratic freedoms have the responsibility to use them for the freedom of all. He further alleged that Hoffman-couldn’t speak about Ortega in Nicaragua the way he speaks about Mulroney at Ryerson.

“Why’d you sell out?’ is his common question these days from the incredulous left. “If they don’t like what you say, you’ve sold out. I didn’t sell out, 1 bought out.” Cleaver gives an historical illustration to account for his conversion to Republicanism. When the Democratic Party passed the Voter Registration Act in 1965, they effectively captured the Black vote. They gave millions of dollars, as a party, to finance voter registration campaigns. This in turn created a monolithic, monotonic Black political machine that has complete power over that community. “What we have is equivalent to a third-world dictatorship.” No longer a revolutionary socialist, Cleaver, thinks that what Black people need is to get off the welfare lines and behind the bank loan desks. But a hint of the historic materialist still creeps up in his argument: only with sufficient property and economic well-being will Blacks be able to choose their own masters.

“I didn’t sell out. I bought out”

Not at home with right Republicans, or with the left wing generally, Cleaver says he doesn’t care because most people are in the middle. He aspires to work with the majority of the American people who say “a plague on both of their houses.” As with Hoffman, an uncredited political science lesson emerged. Right and left are not opposed. Totalitarianism and anarchy are; the opposite of too much government is too little. The democratic republic is the appropriate amount of government. And this, he summed up, is what all the nations of the worid really want. Even the left dictatorships nominally claim to be aiming at democracy: “The Democratic People’s Repubiic of Korea”, etc. Question period had its share of obnoxious outbursts from the crowd, but also a few thought-provoking inquiries. For some time, we in the audience got to play a belated game of “You Are There”, with all three guests hashing out two wildly disparate versions of what happened in the early ’70s when Leary stayed as a charge of the Black Panther Party in Algeria. Hoffman offered corroborative testimony to Leary, and Cleaver called on both Hoffman and Leajs former wives as character witnesses. As Lear-y put it, “it would make a hell of a B-movie.” By the end of the evening it was easy to see why the three had never shared a platform before. There ain’t a stage anywhere big enough to contain their collective egos.

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First of all, some background, the average housefly is supposed to live for something like 48 hours. I could be wrong but then this isn’t very important. What is important is that some of these things seem to live forever. Since they are a nuisance and could pose a health risk, we must hunt them down and kill them. Now this is where a professional hunter can be distin-’ guished from the lay or amateur, often spectator hunter. The professional opens up all the windows, gets some aromatic food to be left out as bait (imported armpits available at many variety stores and sub shops are extremely effective but rarely used outside of competi- I tion) and gets themself some flies. I mean you don’t go fishing if there is just one fish in the lake. Now close everything up and get rid of the bait. This prevents escape and adds challenge in that the flies will not all be congregating in one area. I suggest that if your musical tastes run along the venue of IQIadonna, Prince, Wham, Twisted Sister, etc. that you also hide your record collection 9if you don’t already). Not that this will affect the flies, they eat shit not listen to it, but it might explain why you don’t have any friends and thus the time to proceed

with such a futiie articie. Armed with your flyswatter you start your conquest. I’ve found that the Who’s Quadrophenia played at full volume during a thunderstorm, or David Bowie’s Spiders from Mars played simultaneously (though from different rooms) with the Strangler’s Aural Sculpture to be excellent background music. You don’t want to kill the flies just stun them. The best way is to bend the outer edges of of your fly swatter in (this can be achieved by boiling in hot water and shaping) so that there is a hollow in the centre. Another trick is to hit them when they’re on a curtain. Now scoop up your unconscious flies and put them in the microwave. I’ve found that once you get good you can get between 5 to 12 flies in before they start coming to. Oh, and don’t worry about them suffocating, there’s plenty of air in there. You can peek in through the window and see them all flying about. Use your imagination,‘ they could be fighter planes or an I ethnic group (try to keep current, genocide is alive and flourishing in 1987). OK here we go, stiffen your finger and youeeee!!! PRESS THE BUTTON!! OH ,,,whoe, ho! Feel like Ronald Reagan? Oh well, so much for acting. I guess it’s kind of like getting bigger billing for a lesser role.

We daretoo comfortable too escape. We both know we are finished. Our good times now are only pleasantries and falsities that vaguely echo our roaring passion and the consuming ardor of our beginning. Sex is still good. But it’s technique. Orgasm is a calculated reaction that occurs after program is faultlessly executed. _We know each other all too well. I remember our _ clumsy debut and I think it might be more honest than this slick performance that we ritually enact, 2.65 times a week in accordance with the expected statistics:

I don’t expect I’ll return. You understand, dear. Somenone has to break this tedious existence so we can both go back to living. Franny

Sidewalks

Splayed across my wet shoes, Came a last leaf with Hints of’ rain, All grey upon the stretched skies. A future, hazy, grows from The frozen inescapable past - all this Against a background of tenement houses, Sky-grZ!!yapartment buildings - a through The chain link fence the asphalt Freeway is so quiet This early in the morning. On the street where I live Are the crushed remains of a racoon, Which even quieter lie still. Greg Hobson

You’re trying. I know you are. I’m not trying anymore. You know I’m not.

I think I’ll take a trip to see my mother. And maybe stop in Toronto and pick up a bar baby for a night in the city.

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A.“Yeah, . but . . how . . could he do it?” . She handed him a salad wrapped in cellophane. “Here, put this in the fridge.” Properly wrapped. No wrinkles. The way it always looked on TV. And would it stand the pressure of his finger, too? “I just wrapped that.” “Yeah.” Still it bothered him that he hadn’t counted on his nail piercing the taut skin. Norm

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He lies forgotten by all but the few Trapped in a tunnel he coughs out his calls No reply Husk of humanity, victim of truth . m-S Cradled in fear that drips from the walls, From his blood Staring determined he etches Red crusted fingernails tears Scrapes his scars Waiting for pain to fall from The saddened winds find him Blow away

into several pairs with one

that’s how it usually is with me most of my male friends have girlfriends and most of my male friends have boyfriends and ’ sometimes my other friends that were’oddnumbered would start going out which would make me an even odder number we make jokes group of us walk laugh the loudest jokes

about it as odd-numbered down the path and I usually and even start some of the -._

they all pair off which is easy for things like back rubs and euchre but it doesn’t work with an odd number it used to be that me and roommate would work on homework together and hit the sack around the same time but now he has a girlfriend and I go to bed in a room that’s empty even though I’m in it Sometimes I’ll verging on sleep when he comes in and I’ll make some obtuse comment about where he was and we’ll chuckle and he’ll fall ‘cause he’s tired sometimes they’ll do things with me and maybe I’m just defensive and paranoid but I think they do it out of obligation and they’d rather be someplace else like now, I’m alone T.M. Harms

Conscience

Who was the poet’arms raised on the hill Proclaiming bold words that blew through the land Like a storm Who held the candle, the flame of free will, Gave flight to the dove with the love of his hands Clasped in peace

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an odd number,

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busy people with busy notions busy motions out pacing each other in traffic flow on sidewalks and streets endless revolving doors to in and out status stance of recognized clothing checking recognized watches for recognized appointments phone calls memorandum secrataries lunches in over crowded over priced dining lounges of recognized stature and furniture too comfortable for comfort

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smoke steam sparking and clanking of buses and streetcars humming and ~ jolting of machinery improving the reach of the streets ants on an anthill with forms and planks bolts and welds crane lifts -concrete higher to white hard hats and working hands .

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when i see a group laughing together i am gripped by lonliness for relationships i might have known but never started i never asked for this for life _ for love for joy and i never got it i am the outcast the exiled when i see two people hand in hand i am gripped by sadness for what i might have had but didn’t i never wanted this the lonliness the dreariness the darkness but it’s all i have left i am the outcast the exilied

the real kiss you are, to me, more dream than real.

pinball and youth in advertisers ideas buying in by rebellion leather metal and tough - grass that is greener on the other side of Columbia in a recording studio or on the street by recognized dealers in recognized smugness coolness. coldness cash

but everyday and as the days go by talk to you. see beyond tl a) hair b) face c) body

cut to bank monolith and masses en mass digital form and marble floor clacking heels and executive legs’ in curt executive skirts eighty legs eighty heels lines woven through rope mazes

(your skin) i want to kiss your skin but not really. i want to kiss something than your skin.

cut to L

Gardner

The Exiled

cut to

lines infront of bank machine with gall to call itself the personal touch

by Scott

deeper

when i am with someone talking, sharing i am gripped by dj VU remembering betrayal by others for no reason i never did anything to deserve this feeling hurt . torn apart destroyed but it’s all i was ever given ’ i am the outcast the exilied Lance Sibley

i want to kiss your emptiness.

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Padilla

cut to dodging the ideas in front and behind dodging the people 1iving the ideas the fronts of stores the fronts of ideas the head of a blemish crave meaning find none sense being lost Gord Durnin

The Emptiness -

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Forgotten Rebels show at Fed Hall

Bouncers

without

a cause, turn Sadistic

by Arka Roy Imprint Staff

that we had no choice but to announce it. There were no injuries but some patrons complained about The Forgotten Rebels played to the crowd.” an almost-full Fed Hall March 13 in a During the second half, the crowd show that won’t soon be forgotten calmed down somewhat but the by the fans, Fed Hall staff and mancontinuous shoving in front of the agement and even the band itself. stag‘e often erupted into slamming. The evening was characterized Approximately 30 people were by one ejection from Fed Hall after ejected over the course of the seanother of aspiring slam-dance cond half. At one point, McGhire prima donnas. It must have been a exhorted the crowd to flout the field day for the door staff. rules and slam away. One bozo kept clambering halfway onto the stage The Rebels began the show with only to be repeatedly dragged off by their snotty perennial opener Bomb the legs. Mickey himself, on the the Boats and the crowd began bopother hand, seemed to become ping and slamming, This continued more cautious, toning down the for a few numbers, exploding into a dirty jokes and dutifully returning a veritable orgy of dance floor viostray bank card to BEnt (Board of lence during Time to Run. The first Entertainment) staff. “Don’t expect half also saw a bizarre Skinny Pup: me to hang on to all your belongpy-esque incident where a watch * ings,” he angrily told the crowd. found its way into the hands of lead vocalist Mickey de Sadist, who In spite of the goonery of some threatened to step on it. The members of the crowd and the heawatch’s irate owner leaped to the vy-handedness of Fed Hall managestage, jumped Mickey and was in ment, the show was the most turn brutalized by Neanderthal entertaining campus event this drummer Damian McGhire. Unlike term. It can be taken for granted Skinny Puppy, however, this attentithat the Forgotten Rebels are alon-grabbing watch-deprived maniac ways a guaranteed good time and was no roadie. The show was this show only confirmed that. Their stopped for about 10 minutes as the combination of raw energy, offensecurity was tightened. sive lyrics and demeanor, variety and sense of fun is matched by fewDuring the intermission between acts that ever visit this campus. Like halves, it was announced on the most punk music, the son& are P.A. that anyone caught slamming short, intense and we are spared the during the second half would be grinding solos and long, tortuous inejected from the building. Accordstrumentals. Unlike a lot of punk, ing to Fed Hall manager Chuck their form of music consists of more McMullan, the ban on slamming is a than repetitious chainsaw guitar riffs house policy. “During the first half, and incoherent vocals and is taken we tried to control things without less seriously by the band itself than resorting to the P.A.,” said McMulby its “hardcore” following. Ian. “After a while it became evident

Rebel

Mickey

de Sadist

unveiled

Through most of the show Mickey staggered around the stage in an alcoholic flight, but his voice held out for the duration. Unfortunately, it was often drowned out by the instruments. Unfortunate, because it is his amateurish voice that makes the Rebels’ music so accessible. The band’s playing was consistently tight and well organized. Best of all, Mickey’s persistent stand-up

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comedy efforts were not as annoying as he could have made them. The Rebels plowed through most of the songs from In Love with the System, their first album. They also touched most of their new material and did a number of covers. Their classic Surfin’ on Heroin was saved for the encore. The evening was good healthy fun for the approximately 720 of us who

by Scott.

Hall

Gardner

weren’t turfed out,- and MathSoc should be commended for booking this Toronto-based outfit for the second time in little over a year. Hopefully this will continue. Hopefully as well, Fed Hall policy on slam dancing will be liberalized as kids realize that the activity is for mutually consenting people and is not a cathartic release for frustrated weekend punks.

Aitken puts KWSO into a ’flute frenzy

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff

Well-travelled guest conductor Pierre Hetu was at the helm Saturday night at the Centre In The Square for another fine display of the Kitchener-Waterloo S.ymphony Orchestra’s wares. With the addition of Robert Aitken, Canada’s preeminent flutist, for the evening, an appreciative audience enjoyed two hours’ worth of virtuosity. Johann Christian Bach’s (the 21st of Johann Sebastian’s brood) Symphony No. 4 in D Major, Opus 18 was the first offering. Vivaciously elegant, the first movement, Allegro con spirit0 was more than a little reminiscent of Wolfie Amadeus’ Eine Kleine Nachtmusik , setting the same light mood and using similar themes. The same courtly feel continued through the second movement, Andante, politely more than passionately beautiful. Anticipating the imminent arrival of Aitken, the countering of shrill violins with the delicate strains of the flute was used to great effect. Rounding out an abbreviated symphony, the last movement, Rondo presto was again spirited but not all that serious. ’ Mozart made his inevitable appearance next with his Rondo for _ Flute in D Major, K. 134. Appar-

ently Mozart wasn’t terribly enamoured of the flute, but he nonetheless composed a lovely, if light-hearted and somewhat deprecating work. A playful, pastoral frolic through the meadow, the Rondo foregrounds the flute with fast runs, trills, and wide range. Aitken’s playing was perfect and made all the more entertaining by his animation, reaching visibly for notes and gyrating as if he was burning down the stage with a guitar solo. _ The reaI crowd-pleaser, though, was a dynamic performance of C. Murray Schafer’s extraordinary Concerto for Flute. After rolling out the heavy artillery in the shape of six percussionists, Aitken hurled himself into the first movement, Fast and Frenzied, which is just that. Rocketing up ‘and down scales and ricocheting off notes with the uncontrollable relentlessness of a ping-pong ball in a tornado, the flute seemed to be playing itself at superhuman speeds. Things got a little ragged, but this was more than understandable as the backing consisted of cacaphonous, random slams and clinks of gongs and metal that were wholly dependent on timing which is thrown entirely out of proportion. A total change of mood followed with the Very Slow movement, an

eerie, aquatic piece of Eastern-inflected brilliance. With the flute fading in and out like a soft train whistle and strings quietly whining in the background, the second movement was altogether haunting. Starting out with the bassy, ominous pulse of a spy-thriller theme, the final movement, Quickly and Lightly, calls on every aspect of the flutist’s expertise. Requiring dissonant, sibilant, and dulcet tones of the flute, often simultaneously, Aitken was equal to the task, giving the impression at some points that the flute was dying, gasping for breath only to return triumphantly to great swoops of .- r strings

There were some rough edges, but they were unavoidable with a work of such complexity. The performance was positively electric and every effort should be made to seek out Aitken’s recent recording of the Ontario composer’s Concerto For Flute with the Vancouver Symphony. After the ecstatic response to the Schafer piece and a much-needed intermission, Jean Sibelius’ Symk phony No. 1 in E Minor, Opus 39 can only be described as a major letdown. Given its power by thunderous tympani and blasts of brass instead of any real emotion, it is a thoroughly technical, mechanical

work - and thoroughly bland and uninvolving. This seemed to reflect in the KWSO’s performanc’e-

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flawless and dispassionate. A disappointing finale to an otherwise exciting evening.

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by Gord Diirnin Imprint staff After Tuesday’s (March 10) brief brush with negative karma, my sprained ankle giving me little reprieve from pain (see last Friday’s sports section), I was ready for the magic of Wednesday. March 11 focused the energies of the universe, sparkling through the refractive crystal of the Diamond Club in Torontopolis, helped by the little green pills the doctors gave me and just the right quantity of Canadian brew. There was Bruce: Bruce of musical integrity; Bruce of social conscience; Bruce of the mystical guitar and the rhythm of circumstance. Bruce Cockburn did not have to

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do the show at the Diamond Club, he did it because he wanted to. And it was not for the money. This was a benefit, a gift, for the Latin American Work Group (LAWG) research centre in Toronto. It was a gift for the continuing education of the Canadian public. Those who shared the stage with Cockburn, Jamaican ex-patriote Lillian Allen and Chilean Angel Parra, were there to give their gifts too. Allen’s poetry demanded that the Canadian people take notice of what is going on outside their borders, but also of what is happening to those who came to Canada fleeing terror in their homelands. Parra; playing Chilean songs of struggle, accompanied by Cockburn and his band, complimented

Cockburn’s ’ music by illustrating some of the roots from which the Canadian composer draws.

Cockburn

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benefit

show a gem Not one of Cockburn’s masterpieces had been left unplayed; not Tokyo or Nicaragua; not the latest two, Stolen Land or Waiting for a miracle. It was three and one half hours of intimate Cockburn-induced ecstasy. The stage was well lit and what was invisible from. the floor, action ,on the keyboards or behind the drum kit, were images provided on the big screens courtesy of MuchMusic. The phrase, “a good time was had by all” does not do much to describe the atmosphere at the Diamond Club, but, “a fucking good time was had by all” does. A fucking good time was had by all. Toronto is Cockburn’s home turf. The audience on Wednesday consisted of those who have grown with Cockburn since the days when it was just him, his spirituality and his L’Arivee cutaway acoustic. People knew the music like they knew the issues that tied the whole evening together. That sense of belonging made a night to remember into a night that will be remembered. As for the pictures here, they came about because of the crutches. See, all you have to do to get to’the front with your Nikon is sprain your ankle. Or, just make people think you sprained your ankle. It gets you sympathy and people move out of your way until you are at the front looking a Mr. Bruce “barrel house all night long.”

The night, by far, belonged to Cockburn after the last encore, led by Parra and Allen, was finished.

concert

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by Gord

Durnin

Flawless Skyless by Dave

Cunic

A party upstairs at the El Mocombo March 11 marked the release of Skyless’ first independent album entitled Off The Floor. Judging by the number of people on the dance floor and the empty bottles, the party was a definite success for both the band and management. The reggae-new wave Skyless style of bopping was well,accepted by all, as evident throughout the night by the continuous record purchases. Skyless opened the evening with the theme from Wild Kingdom, immediately revealing their fascination with the African spirit. They continued the show with originals which varied from a heavy new wave to a reggae with a twist of Jamaican percussion and vocals. Also featured was The Flintstones theme reggae style with a dash of Jethro Tullsounding flute. Skyless had its origin in 1982, t

starting out as a high school band in Toronto. They changed, added and subtracted band members, toured Northern Ontario (gigging many nowheres), fine-combed the market for their particular style, and finally released their album. Sound easy? It’s not. “It’s damn hard work but full of personal rewards which is why we keep writing and playing.” Drummer Russ Feltis had his share of work cut out for him as he controlled the rhythm section. The few words that escaped his lips were laced with a Jamaican tinge, adding flare at the opportune time. Lead vocalist and bassist Mike Ciss smiled and twanged his bass must be a happy fellow. Steve Day played guitar, or was it

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sion is not created out of the lyrics alone. Some of their most chilling songs appear quite banal on paper. The tightly strung tension the Triffids work up on In The Pines arises from the interplay between the vocals of David McComb (that can range from light whispers to guttural howling, often in the same song) and rugged spaciousness created by the guitar, violin and churchy organ accompaniment. With this, the Triffids have the ability to create a real-sense of specific situations: the dusty whistle of a telegraph wire, the gluging of Jack Daniels being poured down a drain or the hollow stare of a man afraid to fall asleep at the risk of never waking up.

There’s not a whole lot to do in the‘wide open badlands of western Australia. A man is left with time on his hands to think and . . . to kill. David McComb and fellow desperadoes who are collectively known as’ The Triffids, spent some of their 4 time off the road holed up in a corner of a sheep shearing shed There is a solid quality to this spinning wind burnt tales of crummusic. A delicate balance between bling relationships, disillusionment force and melody, between muddy and regret. reality and spirituality is’consistently However, these Triffids are not 9 ones to dwell on frail melancholia, _ struck. Recorded over four days on an 8-track with minimal averdubon the contrary, each song is an bing, the balance exists in a near-eleactive search for the truth (or even a mental form. Here, for all to see, the reasonable lie) that will untangle dirty-faced beauty has been laid their confused lives. bare. The feeling of tormenting conful

to side like a Concorde taking off next door until you think your skull’s about to shatter. Sigh with sadistic pleasure as the savage industrial beat pulverizes your vertebrae into a fine dust and forces you to snort it through your nose inducing the scariest trip of your life. Crawl back to the turntable to start the record.again, dropping the nee-

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African Headcharge is yet another continuing On-U-Sound project headed by Adrian Sherwood, the man who brought >you all those Depeche Mode remixes and. crucial beats from Fats Comet, Tackhead, Gary Clail, and a whole warehouse of other industro-funk delights. And on the strength of Off The Beaten Track, he would seem to be beefing up his claim to kingship of the dancefloor. However, beneath all those supple, exotic rhythms, there is something awfully inhuman to this record. I suppose it’s an admirable effort by a white, middle-class Londoner at delving into a musical form that remains virtually untapped by white musicians (okay, okay, so Paul Simon tried it, too), but the approach here is almost strictly textbook; it’s simply sounds as though somebody listened to a couple of Fela or Manu Dibango records and programmed a drum machine to cut a close approximation. Music this instinctual needs to evolve and breathe, not to be stuffed into a drum machine. Fortunately, Sherwood’s mixing board wizardry redeems Off The Beaten Track to the point where it is a hypnotic, if not entirely authentic, record. Sultry bass lines bubble under thuds, keyboard squawks, and the trademark sshhaaa-ka-kaka-ka . . . (well, you get the idea maybe) of On-U-Sound’s reggae releases. A less studied approach would be appreciated, but Gff The Beaten Track is still an intoxicating brew of influences. With their new 12-incher, You Often Forget, Revolting cocks really deliver the crushing blows of electronic percussion and synthesizers. Those lovable dancefloor terrorists, Luc Van Acker, Richard 23 of Front 242, and Ministry himself, Alain Jourgenson, have produced a killer follow-up to their truly terrifying Big Sexy Land album of last year. Hold your head and moan as Richard 23’s voice screams from side

by Don Kudo Imprint staff Cries from their Toronto show of last fall echoed “Sell out!“. The Youth Brigade, along with dropping Youth from their name, had dropped their maximum sound. While the new Brigade sound as presented on The Dividing Line will not provoke parades around the. Pit, the message and spirit of the music that the band exhibited in their youth, are still demonstrated. The spirit of life and the senselessness of war were, and still are the favourite topics of the this band. Instead of aggressively asking What Are You Fighting For, the The Dividing Line features the powerfully piano laden background to War For Peace. stating, And how could anyone want to kiTI someone/They didn’t even know, they didn’t know

dle in the middle because hands are shaking so bad.

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So what’s all this mean aside from reviewer-self-gratification? It means that You Often Forget is one brutal record that should get your hair to stand on end if Book Of Love and other Fed Hall types are leaving you limp. , the reason. Though only occasionally optimistic in their outlook, The Brigade continues to harp on the cruelty and madness that occur in our world. The little hope and spirit of life they do offer occurs during The Last Frontier, Explore the stars, use more than your eyes/We can’t break barriers till we open our minds. The melodic presentation the band used in their hardcore-related days is much more prevalent on their latest effort, which is being domestically distributed on Better Youth Canada. The guitars may not be as loud nor the rhythm as furious as before, but instead the odd, yet full and well-rounded singing of Kevin Stern comfortably emits the bands socially conscious messages over tastefully developed arrangements. If you were familiar with the Youth Brigade, The Dividing Line will inform you that the band has only lightened up on the volume’but not on their senses. Newcomers will find The Brigade to be a band firmly entrenched in their ideals and musi_ _ cal direction.

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff While everyone raves about the U.K. independent. scene and does their best to hype the Canadian indie world in the interests of promoting deserving Canucks, who otherwise wouldn’t have a chance at making it, there are a lot of noteworthy rumblings in indieland Stateside. Virtually every American city, especially college towns, :has a burgeoning scene of un-artistic haircuts clad in jeans and T-shirts pouring out classic pop and rock ‘n’ roll in spired by such Yank greats as REM, The Replacements, Husker Du, Sonic Youth, - and The Violent Femmes. If you need any proof, just look in the compilation section of a record store with a good import selection and find excellent and diverse compilations of bands ‘from Cleveland (They Pelted Us With Rocks And Garbage), Charlotte, N.C. (Welcome To Comboland), and even Madison, Wisconsin of all places (The Mad Scene). Admittedly, these bands sometimes require a superhuman effort to find unless they’re licensed by U.K. labels (most Canadian stores stock few American imports due to the. rate of exchange with the U.S.), but having an adventurous streak will help you find obscure nuggets from Death of Samantha to Southern Culture On The Skids. . . . . . To Beat Happening, a minimalist pop/rock trio slapping out the beat in Olympia, Washington whose self-titled album can now be found in import bins with moderate effort. Sounding like Jonathan Richman if he’d had an awkward childhood and listened to The Cramps, Beat Happening is a winsome and quirky collection of West Coast alternatives to the alternative. Beat Happening can be divided into two sections. There is the spare pop innocence of songs like Foggy Eyes sung by the enigmatic Heather, favouring smooth acoustic strumming to the snarl of tracks like Bad Seeds (check Side 2 for a live version that really smokes) and I Spy, grunge-and-stompers in the fine tradition of The Cramps’ fuzzed-guitar-and-Bo-Diddleyjungle-beat voodoo. Sometimes sounding like Lux In-

terior with nasal blockage, the dude who sings also has a childlike side on songs like fourteen and In Love With You Thing (“produced by nobody”), all flat vocals and naivete, sounding like the type of thing you did when you were 11-years-old and got a tape recorder for Christmas and locked yourself in your bedroom to find out what you really sound like when you sing. But this is no mere disposable novelty; there is a sincerity and a cleverness that is completely charming and beguiling. The 10 songs are ueryshort, stopping about halfway through their natural course and leaving you begging for more, but I’d far rather have to pick up the needle and start a song over again than hear the same riff recycled for six and a half minutes any day.-

by Peter Lawson Imprint staff “New Age is a musical development that appeals to those with modern values and taste from Eno to Elgar. Instrumental in most instances; it follows the classic traditions of being able to evoke atmosphere and emotion through the playing of instruments.” This quotation appears on the back cover of the album sleeve of Stephen Caudel’s Wine Dark Sea. Those modern values and tastes are certainly ambiguous commodities ( especially the musical influences from Eno to Elgar. Considering Elgar was an early twentieth century composer, should it read Elgar to Eno, and does this exclude Bach, Moza rt, and Beethoven and only inelude Stravinsky, Britten, Elvis, and the Beatles? If the sweep is considered ,alphabetic (like a to z) then again Elgar to Eno is appropriate. But who holds the between positions? Perhaps Emerson, Lake and Palmer? B t Eno was doing his artistic thing be \ ore ELP, so could we consider ELP to be part of the modern tastes? Alas, I am stymied. Even more enlightening is the album’s credo written by the comstory of a man’s’ poser. “The struggle to come to terms with his own destiny in ancient and modern times.” Thank-goodness, this quotation was included on the album jacket or I could have mindlessly dismissed this music as portentous (negative meaning) drivel. Never underestimate the power of a album sleeve - never again, at least.

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by Paul Done Imprint staff On listening to RUN-DMC’S Raising Hell, their gi-normous selling third LP, the most obvious follow-up single to their novelty smash Walk This Way was It’s Tricky. Having recycled an entire song, their new-found fame should have g&anteed success for a song which merely recycles a guitar hook the hook from that one-hitwonder classic My Sharona. That’s too cynical though, It’s Tricky is one of the better cuts from Raising Hell and on the LP, it’s a made-for-radio-three-minutewonder. On the 12” single though, Shep Pettibone runs it through some remix theatrics which really

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As first impressions can be deadly, Haunting Today dies. Unexpectedly opening with a lame cover, the band killsany initial excitement of listening to the rest of the EP. An open-minded approach was soon dashed by this Quebec independent’s heavy handling of Aquarius. The treatment of the song falls along the same line as the Sister’s of Mercy’s version of Gimme Shelter. However, while the Sisters succeed in stimulating the Stone’s classic, Haunting Today sludges along in an over-indulgent droning account of

the song from Hair fame. Pseudo psychedelia coolness plays on and on, with the band attempting to scare hipsters onto the dancefloor with Vampires. Annoyingly upbeat because they use some percussion device sounding similar to clanging pipes, Vampires is as scary a song one will, find. It’s so scary (How scary is it?), that one listen should be suffice to keep you away.

aren’t necessary. They merely diffuse the catchiness of the song. Don’t record company execs realize that great pop songs don’t need to be stretched out into 7:19 “Club Mixes” - no one would have done that to the Stones! Despite this ranting, the 12” single is vital for RUN-DMC completists (if there is such a monster) who will, no doubt, want the otherwise-unavaila. ble UntemDo.

alone. The former sold half a million copies, primarily in Chicago - the home of House. Jack Your Body has really broken House music out of Chicago, achieving success in Europe (No. 1 in England for two weeks just recently).

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JM Silk may never make a record which equals the ,compulsiie danceability of Jack Your Body , but Let The Music Take Control will serve as an adequate stopgap to thrash about to . a . until God donates another bassline as compulsive as Jack Your Body to Steve Hurley.

The follow-up to these two ddnce floor killers is Let The Music Take Control, which has more of the same chunky D-Train bass se. quencing, “party-all-night” lyrics and nifty electronic effects whiclmade Music Is The Key so sue, cessful. This time, JM Silk has optec to borrow the vocal sampling fronNu Shooz I Can’t Wait to spice up matters.

So far in the history of House, JM Silk, composed of Steve “Silk” Hurley and Keith Nunnally, has had the two biggest-selling hits: Music Is The Key and Jack Your Body, which was released by Silk Hurley

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Happenings Etien as the days of the term dwindle down, fun things continue to happen. Events on tap this week include a few concerts and some great movies. *

If Haunting Today had only found a place to hide their Aquarius cover on the six song EP, a song like Something In The Way She Is would of stood a chance. It’s light jingle-jangle guitar stylings is likable pop, that stands out amongst the rather unmemorable t rat ks. Perhaps as the cover indicates, Hatinting Today has realized that they’ve made the mistake of initially condemning the listener, and hopefully they’ll try something a little differently next titie. I

The Fuzztones’ psycho-garage madness!! Thanks go to CKMS who showed considerably more balls that the Feds by bookiq this show. John “King” Tutt and his flick ophiles at The Princess have another slew o’great movies fo: you this week. For starters, Let ter to Brezhnev plays this wee kend (its first showing in K-W) Further, A Room With a Viev shows for the greater part o next week: we love it! -

at The Red Chevron in Guelph tomorrow. See‘ you there, comrade. ’ Looking a little deeper into my crystal ball, I see that the Rock ‘n’ Roll show of the term will take place April 1 at the City, when \ New York’s finest, The Fuzztones arrive travelling faster than Bad News., If you kids thought than The Forgettable Rebels were raunchy, you’ll need surgery to recover from

Concert-wise, Problem Children storm Level 21 tomorrow (Saturday) for some noisy fun. Of course, there is another concert going on to make yoyr planning more difficult - London”s Suffer Machine exploit the Guelph-London pipeline to play

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In the wake of Cabaret Voltaire’s “discovery” and pirating ,of black disco music (in about 1981 or 1982), * legions of pallid, white English lads have been churning out music which combines the grating textures of industrial music with the rhythmic intensity and danceabilty of funk. Some amazing records have been produced from this un+ I * A COLLABORAkION

Their follow-up, trial-funksters. Skripglow, despite being wrapped in a vile pink and blue pastel-coloured nightmare of a sleeve, builds upon the gritty drums and textures of Sweet Stuff, The A-side on this 12” drags a bit. The two B-sides, The Sack and Rotor Babe get matters moving at a more brisk pace with doomy vocals which just escape the dullness of goth-icism. Click Click, like Cabaret Voltaire, Sedition and Chakk are all from Sheffield BETWEEN

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jam session. Speaking of Chakk, they have recently released Bloodsport, a collaboration with Swanhunters, a South African group. This record possesses none of the subtlety which is now associated with South African music since Paul Simon’s exploitation of Ladysmith Black Mambazo. Instead, Swanhunters scream crys of anger and indignation over the most hypnotic, intense backing that Chakk could muster. Further, a found voice repeats too little, too late over and over again until the point is driven home with sledgehammer brutality. One more conquest for the Chakk World Domination Enterprises (which now includes a recording studio, a record store and a record label).

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holy alliance: 400 Blows sinewy 1) Declaration of Intent, Ministry’s careening Over The Shoulder, Jim Foetus’ hip-hop nightmare, Calamity Crush and, perhaps greatest of all, Chakk’s Out Of The Flesh, which is as close a musical .-approximation of space shuttle rr- wreckage (complete with screaming schoolteacher) crashing through your ceiling as you are likely to encounter. In the few years since, Cabaret Voltaire has been superseded by the adrenaline-charged legions who followed them. Here’s a look at A‘ some recent and worthwhile dancefloor fillers (or cIearers at Fed Hall).

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Though Ink Records is better known for quirky pop like The Nightingales, Parallax Avenue by Slab! is fine piece of dancefloor menace. Off-kilter horns (which sound like they’re being played by a bunch of drunks) and judicious use of subbass guitar frequencies make this one great. On the B-sides the bass player loosens up a bit and really begins to get down. Solid, and even spectacular, at times. This brand of industrial-funk madness is producing some of the most intense dance music around. Rough drums, hard-edged bass and a Wil-, liam Burroughs-like fascination for found voices and phrases make these records stand apart from boring disco fodder.

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The members of Fats Comet come from straight funk back~ ground: they were-the rhythm section for Sugarhill Records, home to Grandmaster Flash, Funky Four plus 1 and Spoonie Gee. After meeting with British production maestro Adrian Sherwood, they joined the gutter-funk express, working with l Gary Clail, Tackhead and ex-Pop Group-er Mark Stewart. Fats Comet is the name that drummer Keith Leblanc, bassist Doug Wimbish and guitar player Skip McDonald use for their own music (incidentally, Wimbish and Leblanc were the primary bass and drum players on Sun City). 1 Rockchester, is one of their earlier singles which has just been reissued and it stands as the best of their four records. Using the usual a,i assortment of blitzkrieg percussion (included an electronically simulated bullfrog), choppy bass and grinding guitar theatrics, RockChester works up a righteous sweat, thank you. It wins the award for best found voice for the clip of a weather forecaster saying well it was a lovely day today, but from here it’s, I guess you could say, all downhill which closes Ok Bye the B-side remix. With their first single Sweet Stuff from mid-‘86, Click Click were established in the front rank of indus-

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Stuttgart Symphony by Peter Lawson Imprint staff Founded in 1945 by Karl Munchinger, the Stuttgart Chamber Orchestra is regarded as one of the finest ensembles in the world. The entire world has been their stage, as they’ve played countless tours of Europe, North and South America, Asia, and Africa. On Sunday evening, March 15, this small orchestra graced the stage at Centre in the Square as an installment of the Orchestras of the World Series. The orchestra, consisting of a handful of first violins, less than a handful of second violins and violas, three cellos, and a lone double-bass, were directed by Patrick Strub, a young conductor who has become associated with Stuttgart organization. Like a history lesson, the orchestra began with music of the Baroque era. The Concerto gross0 in D minor for Two Violins, Cello and String Orchestra, 0~6, No 10 by George Frideric Handel (16851750) contains six movements, mostly pulsed by the allegro tempo. The contrasting middle movement, Air, embraced a stunning trio of Herwig Zack, first violin; Wolfgang Kussmaul, second violin; and Reinhard Werner, cello. From the roots of chamber music, the orchestra leaped into the 20th century to present the Adagio for Strings, Opll by Samuel Barber (1910- 198 1). This work,

originally the slow movement of Barberls String Quartet in B minor and later expanded, is a show piece for a disciplined orchestra. Beginning as a faint point of tone, it grows as the musical theme is shared throughout the orchestra. The music has the dissonant tonality of the 20th century, not repressively so, and the theme, built on ascending held notes, is akin to the contrapuntal structures of the Baroque era, yet almost exaggerated. The tension builds until all instruments are pushing full volume and then are abruptly cut off, forcing unresolved tension. The tone, again, begins pianissimo and rises until it is released by a sustained, almost inaudible, conclusion. This performance was riveting the evenging’s highlight. The remainder of the program was balanced with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s (1756-1791) Diuertimento in F major, K. 138, Antonin Dvorak’s ( 184 l- 1904) Serenade for Strings in E major, Op. 22, and two encore pieces, MozartTs third mouement, Divertimento in D major and J.S.Bach’s Fugue in A minor. All of these works were well handled, though at times short of divine inspiration. The conductor, Patrick, Strub, demonstrated presence before this competent orchestra, but by nature, such troupe as a limited repertoire which is often connected to counterpoint, and this program lost some edge because of this limited scope.

The Stepfather: See it or die! by John Zachariah Imprint staff Though flawed, The SfePbfher is still incredible, chilling in the best sense of the word. It’s shocking and gory in parts, but unlike many “thrillers”, it’s the blood-letting that serves the movie, and not the other way around. One of those rare pictures which can make a whole audience jump in their seats, The Stepfather does so more than once. The movie tells the story of a transient serial killer who marries into established families, the moms being divorced or widowed, and kills - them off as soon as they begin to disappoint or displease him. For most of the movie, he goes by the name Jerry Blake, a real estate agent with a new wife and a suspicious step-daughter named Stephanie, who thinks her new dad is a grade-A creep. The unbalanced Jerry nearly tips his hand several times, but he’s a smartie; he covers hi tracks and mistakes well, and his newly acquired family don’t get smart to him until . . . Theclixof thismovieissointense, and happens so quickEy, .. _:

you’ll feel as though your guts have dropped two inches after it happens. And it’s but one of several such moments.The Stepfather, though, is also extremely disturbing, showing as it does the victimization of a family at the hands of a deranged patriarch. We see Jerry’s new wife as lonely and completely trusting, little realizing the horrors which await her and her slightly-mot-e-aware daughter; we know what’s coming, but they don’t. It makes for a pretty intense situation. Though The Stepfather borrows from both Psycho and The Shining, its finest moments are all its own. It even has a sense of humour: says the disgruntled Stephanie after being expelled from school, “My dad’s gonna kill me.” Played by a cast of unknowns (unless you consider former Charlie’s Angel Shelly Hack a “known”), 7%e Stepfather is effective because, somehow, it’s all quite believable. You don’t have to be a new step-child to get scared at this movie, just sit back and watch. For two hours, you’ll feel as though there’s liquid nitrogen fkxuing in your blood vessels. _ .I ’

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A first-time event is set to take place in Kitchener this weekend. It’s been called a “participatory jam session” because those who attend get involved in producing a special kind of music. The event is called Club Alien (the reason. for this will soon be clear). At 8 p.m. on Saturday a group of people will gather, some with musical instruments, some without, to create music. Responding to this will be another improvisational group connected through telecommunications, creating, an opportunity for There is no wrong “dialogue”. sound in an event like this. All that is required of the participants is that they put aside the notion that music performance is reserved for a qualified few. Taking part simply involves listening and responding. Club Alien will be recorded on tape and with video to create an art document. The jam session takes place at the Start Gallery in Kitchener. It will be preceded by an introductory talk at 2 p.m. by Toronto artist Peeter Sepp, who conceived the project. Sepp will be discussing the background to Club Alien, as well as some of his past projects which have also involved telecommunications combined with music or visual art. Although the event is very unique, it has some interesting historical precedents, which Sepp

described in a recent interview. The concept of music-making open to everyone exists in particular within a culture native to Java, near the South Pacific Islands. The culture and the music they create are both called Gamalan. In the Gamalan philosophy, when one is born, one is born into the tribal music. Everyone plays. Music is passed down in the same way as legends, and each generation adds to tradition. Improvisational jamming is a regular event. This culture is free of inhibitions regarding musical self-expression. Sepp uses the term “sound democracy” to refer to participatory music making. In the i92Os, as he points out, several experiments in music for and by the people were organized in post-Revolution Russia. Two poets, Gastev and Mayakovsky, organized symphonies in which whole towns took part. The sound could be heard for miles. One of the most impressive involved a choir made up of the town of Baku along with: The foghorns of the whole Caspian Fleet, all the town’s factory sirens, two batteries of artillery, several infantry regiments, hydroplanes and a machine gun section. Deafening. In coming up with the concept for Club Alien, Peeter Sepp took the spirit of participation associated with Gamalan and Baku and combined it with the power of telecommunications. With this technology, he notes, there is a potential choir

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Warrior b-ballers tough to figure out in turbule.nt season by Mike McGraw Imprint Staff The Waterloo Warriors basketball team was a tough squad to figure out in 1986-87. At times, a flight to the nationals ins Halifax seemed as good as booked. At others, they were the victims of some agonizing losses in what proved to be a dog eat dog divisional race. Overall, the often schizophrenic season produced a kaleidescope of results and emotions. The Warriors entered the season with what coach Don McCrae termed, “guarded optimism”. The roster had undergone a facelift with the departure of names like Peter Savich, Randy Norris, Willie Boggild and Harry Van Drunen. These men were the sculptors of a Waterloo dynasty that made four consecutive journeys to the brink of a national title. In October, five fresh faces donned the black and gold four frosh, and one sophomore. It was evident that experience and depth were going to be the achilles heel of the new-look Warriors. The team emerged from the pre-season slate of tournaments and exhibitions with an 11-7 record - only a tad above mediocre on paper. But it‘s worth noting that three of the losses were only by one measly point, while two went to overtime. The Warriors won just one tourney, obliterating all comers in the Guelph Tip-Off Classic. However, setbacks in championship finals at Winnipeg and McGill were rather tough pills to swallow. At Winnipeg, the host team Wesmen took a one-point cliffhanger. At McGill, the Warriors finally succumbed to the host team again, this time in a double-overtime war of attrition. Even eventual CIAU champs, Brandon, only managed to squeak out a one-point nailbiter over UW at the York yuletide tournament. The only real debacle was a 21-point lambasting at the hands of Windsor during November’s Naismith Classic. The Naismith disappointment can be directly related to the injury bug that was infesting the Warriors roster. Aside from these teeth-gnashing losses, the pre-season generally brought good tidings. The Warriors proved that whoever they played, they’d at least have one Reebok in the door. The pre-season also revealed that fifth-year forward Paul Boyce would try singlehandedly to fill the highcuts left by Savich and Norris. Not only was he

burning meshes everywhere, but was ripping down hoardes of rebounds. Boyce was chosen an all-star at -all five tournaments including MVP at Guelph. He also bagged a career-high 41 points at the PAC one night versus Estonia. The regular season was a rollercoaster ride of success and mediocrity. Much of the unpredictability of the 1987 OUAA West campaign can be attributed to the vicious competitiveness of the division. At one time or another, every team but lowly Laurier crept into the CIAU Top 10. Waterloo finished the season in second with a 7-5 record, and went l-l in the playoffs. The Warriors opened the regular season with a roar. They strutted into Western and stomped the then No. 2 ranked returning home to Mustangs, nuke a then hapless Guelph squad. But for the first two-thirds of the schedule every roar was followed by a whimper. Boasting a 2-0 record and the number 7 ranking, UW was humbled one night down at WLU. A scrawny kid named Galikowski canned five s-point bombs as he and his teammates savoured their only win of the season. The Warriors’ record hit 2-2 as Windsor’s own s-point circus sunkthem in a tear-jerking Z-point decision. The peak and valley trend continued with an industrial lunchbox-type triumph at McMaster. Of course, this was followed by another hair-pulling Z-point loss at home, this one to Brock. Want something to cry about?--the first three losses were by a total of five points. The Warriors’ trip through the bottomless pit of win one-lose one trudged on when they devastated a beleagured Western squad at the PAC. True to form though, they ran head-on with the no longe: hapless Gryphons, who inflicted revenge for the previous beating. With the UW record at 4-4, I was rather miffed. How could things look so promising one night, plummet into the gloom of the loss column days later. Little did I know, the curse was about to break. The Warriors released themselves from the inertia of winlose with a three-game outburst. A clobbering of Laurier was highlighted when the Warrior platoon pooled resources in the absence of captain Boyce. Fans at the PAC watched in horror that night as he hobbled off the court on a bum ankle. Defying the curse, they went

into Windsor and annihilated the Lancers (Boyce first place limped around and scored 32). Topping off the trilogy of wins, another day at the factory produced another close victory over Mac. Much of the thanks must go to the Marauders’ choice of vofouls cabulary - four technical worth. In the hoedown at.Brock to decide first place, the Badger frontline mashed the Warriors in the paint to hoop 72 points. These Badger giants knocked the deflated Warriors into quarter-final play-off action. The quarter-final game meant another borefest with Laurier. In this one, both teams fired up enough bricks to construct the Great Wall of China. Although the Warriors drubbed the league doormats, something about this psuedo-roundball left a bad taste in your mouth. Well, the-Grim Reaper awaited the Warriors in Brock, bringing the season to a dead halt. McMaster had grown tired of shift-work basketball, rolling over the Warriors en route to a stunning championship victory. Want something to grovel about over the off-season? - Waterloo had a combined record of 5-1 against Mac and Western in 8687, the same two teams that finished third and fifth respectively in Halifax. Boyce’s final campaign at Waterloo turned out to be his best. He was chosen a second team All-Canadian, was the top votegetter in the OUAA West all-star balloting where he also led in scoring and was a close second in rebounds. For the 14 league games, he averaged 22.2 points and 9.9 rebounds. Rob Froese had yet another Despite playing banner year. most of the season with a variety of bruises, cuts, pulls and infections, he averaged 19.1 points. He did all this while playing his characteristic brand of battering roundball. He was also chosen an OUAA West first team allstar. The position of point guard was definitely a silver lining in the Warriors’ season. Another player who logged extended time in the trainer’s room with various injuries was guard Tom Schneider. After going under the surgeon’s scope in January, he made up for lost time, finishing with an average of 10.1 points per game. Jerry “Spud”Nolfi nroved he could handle the point guard duties as well. This=little bantam of the hardwood averaged 7.1 points, and displayed his shooting prowess from the new three-point line. Spud rippled. 41 percent from home run range, while Schneider sunk 42.9 per cent. Craig Beda did an _ effective job as utility-guard off

photo And the newcomers? Rookie John Clark and transfer Ieremy Moore were the only ones who logged any su bstantial floor -time. Clark, a forward built in the Boyce mode, proved with several scoring outbursts that he could play in the CIAU. The fleet-footed gazelle Moore has stunning finesse for a forward, and should improve over the next few seasons. Pat Telford, a young giant, is the centre of the future with McNeil1 entering year five, The two remaining freshmen, John Vincic and Terry Rudkins saw limited court time,

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somed into a prime performer after a rather shaky start. He averaged 8.2 points a game, along with 5.4 rebounds and 84 per cent from the free throw stripe. He seems to get better with age. Gigantic centre Jamie McNeil1 made his gargantuan presence felt mostly in the rebounding de’partment (7.9 per game). He averaged 7.6 points, and established himself as a prime shotblocker.

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So let’s close the books on the very interesting 1986-87 season of Warriors basketball action. The final tally - a record of 2013. Who knows what next season will hold for the team, we’ve got about seven months to speculate. Let’s hope that when Spud Nolfi drained a rocket from centre court as the buzzer sounded the season’s end in Brock, it was a foreshadowing of things to come.

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The two top teams in the D League battled it out for first place in an “interesting” volleyball game. SJC & NDC and the Horney Crickets II, fought out a well played volleyball match with the end result being a close 2-Owin for SJC & NDC. Both the Chic k-A-Dee-Dee’s and th e two Horney Crickets teams were nominated as the most enthusiastic or “fun” teams of the tournament. Check out the team pictures on the tournam ent bulletin board.

The final night of the mixed volleyball tournament was March 12 in the PAC main gym. Part II of this tournament was a bit more serious, as teams were competing for a place in the semi-finals of their flight. The final two games in A League were extremely competitive. Those three teams that participated,m played excellent volleyball. In the quarter finals, the Beach Balls were defeated in a close 2-1 match against the Flying Hawaiians. While in the finals the Flying Hawaiians also MENS AND WOMENS managed to claim a win (and the BROOMBALL TOURNAMENT championship) with a 2-0 score against the Capitalistic Pigs. Another session of broomball The B League also had great fun and excitement started volleyball games with the RadiMarch 11 with Campus Ret’s cal Chemunists walking away broomball tournament. Twenty with a well-deserved championmen’s teams’and four women’s ship title. In their final match the teams are participating in this Radical Chemunists defeated the exciting event, Ninja Spikers in a well fought 7. all teams have 2-O game. . ‘i ._ By, this,,,point played their initial two games In the C League, Queens Count, and will be;gearing up for _ some ’ was in a head-to-head ball bash ^ ag,ainst the..-Motley Crue. The ,_.-highly. competitive and tast final results of.this*match was a,,,+ playing.__ games within, their spe-

-Bobcats topple UBC tO claim CIAU crown th~J)~~~~ore The Brandon Bobcats are the new kings of CIAU basketball. Last weekend in Halifax the Bobcats became the first team in eight years other than Victoria to hoist the title trophy, with a 74-66 victory over the UBC Thunderbirds. En route to the championship game, Brandon thumped Concordia, 87-70 and downed OUAA West champs McMaster 85-77. McMaster finished third overall in the tournament after edging St. Mary’s 74-71 in the.first round before facing Brandon in the semis. UBC-@-nmelIed both wildcard entries on their way to the final+ In the opening round they thumped Western, 93-76, and in the semis, trampled Winnipeg, 106-90. Western went on to take the consolation title, sneaking past St. Mary’s in the final 73-72. In the consolation semis, Western defeated the U of T Blues 74-63.

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nanced, they had not expected aid to materialize for the CIAU qualifiers within such a short period of time. Although Manufacturers Life had not previously sponsored the UW varsity swim team, they have in the past undertaken financial support of the highly successful Region of Waterloo Swim Club, the local amateur club which in the past boasted as members notable Olympic competitors Mike West and Victor Davis. The CIAU championships were held March 6 through 8 at Dalhorisie University in Halifax, The women’s Nova Scotia. championship was won by the University of Toronto while the University of Calgary captured the men’s team title.

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Athena swimmers’ Kate Moore. and Allison Loucas collected four top-eight finishes between them at the competition Moore, in particular, earned silver and bronze medals while Clare Young impressed with her gold medal diving performance and Warriors’ Dave Adams, Dave Cash, Greg Pye, and Bill Elgie swam strongly in their respective events. The swimmers were faced with the possibility of having to drive to Halifax when it was learned that UW’s athletic department did not have the funds to send the national qualifiers by airline. However, in the brief interlude between the OUAA and the CIAU championships, the Kitchener-Waterloo branch of Manufacturers Life responded to the university team’s need for assistance by offering the necessary sponsorship to see the swimmers through to the championships. The assistance, enough to cover the costs of airfare for the team members travelling to eastern Canada, was propitious said team co-captain Bill Elgie as he described the alacrity with which the company responded to the team’s predicament. He-also expressed his aspiration to see the association renewed in the future if similar situations warrant that it be done. “The advantages of the deal were obvious,” he explained. “It allowed us to arrive at the meet well rested and in good time.” In addition, he added that the swimmers benefited by missing two fewer days of lectures, a saving that could not have been achieved had the team travelled as originally planned. The university’s athletic department is said to have reacted with surprise at the announcement of the sponsorship deal.Despite the common awareness that the department is underfi-

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DISCOVER YUGI Games in Japanese culture. Museum of Games and Archives Matthews Hall, 9-5, Sunday l-5. Admission free. 8884424 FED FLICKS The Color Purple Whoopi Goldberg - AL 116, 790 pm Feds $1, others $3.

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THEATRESPORTS - IT’S live. It’s improvised. It’s based on your suggestions. For a night of comedy you’re sure to remember, try TheatreSports. Feds $2:50, others $3. 800 pm. at HH 280. Door and participation prizes awarded.

CHRISTIAN Christian sponsored Welcome.

WORSHIP on campus. A community for campus people by Huron Campus Ministry. All lo:30 a.m. HH 280.

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BAGELS, FRIENDS, conversation, orange juice, chairs, speakers, Styrofoam cups, all for only s 1.00 at the Jewish StudentsAssociation Bi-Weekly Bagel brunch. Every Monday and Thursday 11:30 - 1:3OCC 135. WRITERS MEETING for the Creative Board’s summer revue. All welcome. pm. in CC 135. All welcome.

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LECTURE/RECITAL entitled “Electroacaustic Music” by Professor David Keaneof Queen’s University. Sponsored by CGC Music Dept. 12:30 pm. in Conrad Grebel College chapel. HOUS<E OF DEBATES: k’s crow meeting, probably the the term. Get involved now start for the fall term! To get to St. Jerome’s Rm. 229 at

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SPECIAL MEETING of Amnesty lnternational. For those unable to make Wednesday meetings who would like to get involved. Non-members welcome. 7:30pm.

MARCH 24

THE lJW Amateur Radio Club (VE3UOW) meets every Tuesday at 4:30 in E2-3352. Everyone (licenced or just interested) is welcome.

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OVERGROUND RAILROAD - Fred Sham will show his slide show on this aspect of the sanctuary movement, entitled “Lest Innocent Blood Be Shed.” Carmen Albright from Mennonite Central Committee and some Central American refugees will be present to answer questions. Cosoonsored by the Peace Society and WCF. 7:30 pm. in Conrad Grebel College Chapel.

“CHILE: I Don’tTake Your Name in Vain”, a film portraying people’s determination to end dictatorship in Chile, will be shown. Sponsored by WPIRG. All welcome. CC1 10 at 12:30 pm. VIDEOTAPE SHOWING of *‘The Sanction of the Victims” - Ayn Rands last speech. Presented by the Students of Objectivism. All welcome. 7:30 pm. in EL 205. THIRD ANNUAL Case Study Competition for ‘*Aging and Leisure Course” (Ret 361). A jury of professionals in gerontology will be judging student presentations which address the problem of reaching isolated older adults in the Waterloo community. Interested individuals welcome to attend. 7:30 pm. at the Adult Recreation Centre.

HURON CAMPUS Ministry Fellowship, common meal, 4:30 pm., St. Paul’s College Cafeteria. Program 5:30 Wesley Chapel, St. Paul’s All Welcome. EXPLORING THE Christian Faith - a discussion of Christian Doctrine led by Chaplain Graham Morbey. All Welcome. Wesley Chapel, St. Paul’s, 7:30 pm. CAMPUS BIBLE Study sponsored by the Maranatha Christian Students Association. cc 135. 3:30. LAYMEN’S Bible study. come.

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GENERAL MEETING of Amnesty international: Working towards the release of DIMITRIS ALEXIOU, our Greek prisoner of conscience. Non-members welcome. 7:30 pm. in CC 135. POETRY BOOK launching Featuring live music and readings plus a chance to meet the contributors and editors of “Online”, UW’s first student poetry book published by CAB, Feds. Cosponsored by English Society. 800 pm. in the Grad Club.

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To one so small, who said I know her, likes D.D.,, T.P., E.R., and maybe even P.C., I’m only human, no memory of anything at all. Please call 579-8150 (late eve). I want to know you better. from one so huae. For diverse styles of Canadian music, tune in CKMS-FM 94.5 Thursday morninas 11 - noon. Your car increases options for offcampus living. Check out this housing bargain: private, scenic, affordable only s150.mo. A mere half-hour drive. l-454-8521. call late. Pregnant? Maybe? Birthright offers free pregnancy tests. Discuss your future with a Birthright volunteer. Call 579-3990. Free Drinks, hotel, air fare & meals in Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic. With the purchase of a travel bag from $599. Call 884-9473 or 88697 35 or Esc 101 a ex 2352. Kirsten: I can’t take back my actions I can only apologise for them and that’s what I’m doing, I’m sorry. - Brian. West A/B people (1984-85), et al: Release those tensions tonight at the Albert Inn. This is the Final Chapter. The last chance to experience true partying at its best. See the Albert Inn for the very last time. Highlights include: Shag in leather, Eusebi dancing, Whitlock not dancing, major radio personality (again), as well as a special

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extended nudity hour. Bring your friends to 653-E Albert St. Phone 7460524. NOB. Ann Bishop: This is to publicly announce that I LOVE YOU and that I am not interested in anyone else. Jerry Korcza k. Schwabe boys have good taste! (so does Kit Kat) Hungry? Four fingers are better than two. Free Drinks, Hotel, meals, flight and entertainment for one week with the purchase of a travel bag for $599. Call 884-9473 or ex 2325. Do you want to be a second-rate tuckin service like the Cazzo Bros.? Of course you don’t! You want to be a Teaser! Come to Big Todd Teaser’s Tuck-In Tutoring Service! Learn to do tuck-ins the Big Todd Teaser way and earn the coveted B.A.T. (Bachelor of Applied Tuck-ins). Be the best! Be a Teaser! Call Todd C. at St. Paul’s. Just spent an all-nighter getting that lab or big assignment done? No problem! Big Todd Teaser is always on duty. Call Todd C. at St. Paul’s for your “all-nighter” tuck-in special. Bruce Vz - We heard how easy you are!! We want to validate a rumour Luv, two fun loving females. P.S. What bout S & M? Peter from Tokyo, Remember Greg from Jamaica? I’m in town and want to drink some rum. Give me a call 7462746. YAN - Everytime I see you falling, I get down on my knees and pray (or should I say “beg”?) - from your favourite beer belly.

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for only $1 at the Jewish StudentsAssociation Bi-Weeklv Bane1 brunch. Everv Monday and Thursday il:30 - 1:30 CC ‘135. MUNCH MUSIC! The last one of ‘the term. This week features Andy Hiebert. 12:30 pm. in Fed Hall. Sponsored by CAB and Feds. Hi.C.F.,SUPPER meeting in HH 280 from 4:30 to 6:45 pm. “Cause Night”. Your guess is as good as mine. ARE YOU working west of Ontario for your co-op work term this spring? There will be an informal meeting in Room 1020, Needles Hall at 11:30 am. if you are interested in sharing accommodation and/or transportation.

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PERSONA DIVERSUS: Concert of Contemporary Canadian Music. Featuring the compositions of Gary Gini and Donna Szomenauer. 8:00 om. at Conrad Grebel’s Great Hall (Rm. 156). Tickets at the door ($3/$2 Feds).

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Pool, piano, Parkdale plaza! Windsurfing Optometrly student needs 2 nonsmkoking females for furnished Albert St. townhouse. Available for summer onwards. $165 monthly, + utilities. Elaine 886-4874 Roommates wanted for large, spacious 3-bedroom townhouse. Churchill Pines -- 5 minute bike ride to campus. Washer, dryer, carport, parking for 2 cars. Rent Negotiable. Call Glen at 884-9286 Sept - Dec. female non-smoking house mate wanted to share co-op townhouse, 5 min. from UW, mostly furnished, laundry. Ask for Bill or Greg. 746-7554 Summer haven fully furnished (optional) townhouse, pool, 3 bedroom, renovated, 10 min. to UW, $600/mo + utilities, 657J Albert St. 746-8229 Sweet Sunnydale suites - rooms available, $120 per room, in a furnished townhouse. 10 min to UW, dryer, sunbathing facilities, 518F Sunnydale PI. 746-2694 Furnished room(s) for summer one block north of Columbia and Albert. s185/mo includes utilties but is highly negotiable. 5 min. to Parkdale plaza, 15 min. to UW. 67 Cardill Cres. 746-2946 Summer bargain Furnished basement with 3 piece bath and windows. Semi-furnished, fits 2, share house with others - 10 min. to UW/WLU tennis, football, baseball, seconds away. Huge back deck. Call Lloyd, 746-2831; s 150 each/ma Rooms available in house divided into two apts. May- Aug and/or Sept. ‘87. Regina St. N., female preferred. Double and single rooms available. Summer Sublet, s185/mo - Fall, s250/mo. Furnished, laundry facili-b ties, close to both campuses. Utilities included, sitting room with TV. 7466643 Sunnydale lease available Sept. ‘87. Must also sublet May to August. $5 12 per month. 4 bedroopms, 1% baths. Call 886-2076 Sept to April 1987. Fully furnished room availble in townhouse with three others. Clean. s120/mo. Close to everything, 15 min from UW. Call Andrea, Lynn at 746-0296

Hazel Street, one bedroom available in a two bedroom apt. for a non-smoking, re*sponsible female. May - Aug. (886-2833) Summer sublet May 1 - Sept 1,2 bedrooms in large house, furished, washer/dryer, 5 min. to campus. Rent negotiable Ottawa - Summer student house. Downtown, 2 single, 1 large double rooms. $800 per month. Close to beer, liquor & grocery stores. Phone Terri at 579-8408 To sublet 2 bdrm apt. May 1 to Sept 1. Located in brand new bldg. at Albert and Columbia. Laundry facilities, air conditioning, new appliances, rent s469/month + utilities (negotiable). Phone 746-6257. For Rent! semi-furnished, 4 bedroom newly renovated apartment. Close to shopping; 20 min. to UW; on direct bus route. May to August 1987. $167.50/mo. + utilities. Call 8845305. Closer tocampus than you could hope to find. room to sublet from May ‘87 to August ‘87 in house of students. Ret negotiable. Parking, laundry, shared kitchen, call Randy at 746-7663. Rooms Available 2 furnished bedrooms in a 5 bedroom house. Close to UW and WLU. May-August, Rent negotiable. Gail or Karen 746-0844. Summer sublet option to lease in Sept. 3 or 4 bedroom townhouse in the newest area of student living Bairstow. Very clean, all new appliances, fully carpeted, garage, on bus route. $775/mo. Call 885-0175. Summer Sublet May 1 Sept. 1, 3 bedroom townhouse for 3 - 4 people. 5 10 minute bike ride to campus. Also will sublet rooms individually. $680 per month or s220per room + utilities. Phone 885-0956. Live five minutes from campus. 256 Phillip St., large 3 bedroom townhouse - room for 4. Wahser, dryer, cable TV, parking. May - Sept. Only $150 each/month. 746-3447. Summer 87 master bedroom in Chruchill Townhouse, 20 minutes from UW. Washeridrver. Call 746-3782, Condo Sublet May1 - Sept 1, 3 bedroom, pool, partially furnished, $250/r-m or s800/ mo. Bus, plaza, non-smoker. Call after 6.756-0473 or (416) 845-2719. Bright, clean private rooms available for summer term close to university. Kitchen and parking available. 7423144. Summer sublet - May - Aug ‘87. 4 ’ bedroom Phillip St. townhouse. Laundry facilities, parking, partially furnished, only 2 min walk to UW. $170/mo. Three bedrooms available May - August with option to lease in Sept. Fully furnished, 2 baths, parking. Near Zehrs and laundry. Joanne 885-3796. Four rooms near Sunnydale, kitchen, living room, laundry, gas BBQ, May Aug. $125 - s175/mo, shopping, liauor and beer close. 746-2370. Summer housing 2-3 spaces available for the summer term. $180 per month. Located near the Brick brewery and th.e #7 bus route. Dish washer, washer and dryer, call 576-9289 after 6 pm. Summer subletslockable rooms, heat and hydro free, laundry, 90% furnished, 5 min to campus, s135/mo. a May to Aug. 576-8818. Rooms for rent - lockable rooms, heat and hydro free, laundry, 90% furnished, kitchen privileges, 5 min. to campus. $235/mo. May to April guaranteed summer sublet $135 . per month. 576-8818. Room available in 4-bedroom farmhouse - 2 bathrooms, huge kitchen. s150/mo + share of heating bill. 30 minutes from campus. Non-smoker only. No cats. Dogs ok. Dave at e,x 4048; leave message. Four Bedroom Bluevale townhouse available May - August with option to lease in Sept. s750/mo. Call 7462494.

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Swimming pool! One or two male non-smoking roommates needed for townhouse May - Aug. $171.50/ month all, utilities included, partially furnished. 15 minute bus ride to UW. Westmount and Highland area. 7429989. May-August ‘87. 2 rooms in 4 bdrm furnished house. Close to UW and WLU. $175/mo. per room + utilities. Steve, 746- 1057. Massive townhouse easily can suit 5. 4 bedrooms, fridge, stove, tv, broadloom, close to supermarket, bank, bus routes and laundry facilities. One month’s rent free. $525/mo. for 3 mos. First to sign gets a case of beer. Call 884-l 871. Female wanted to share large room in fully furnished, spacious apartment in downtown T.O. Bloor-Sherbourne area, 3 min walk from subway and on bus route. $200/mo. + cable. (416) 924-5161. Large 2-bdrm, fully furnished apt to sublet from May - August. 5 min from UW. $150/person/ma, but negotiable if more than two. 746-2953. Summer sublet 3 rms in 4 bdrm townhouse, 20 min to UW. 30 set to beer, liquor, grocery stores and laundry. Cost $125/l 50.mo.person. Utilities not included. Albert St location. 746031 8. Rooms for rent in comfortable, modern apartment located at King and Columbia. One month free, rent negotiable. Call Rob or Andy 7462645. For Rent $130/mo + utilities. Big House, 20 min to UW. May-Aug. Phone 746-l 897.5 singles and 1 double. May-Aug large 2 -bdrm apt (suitable for 31,fully furnished, parking, laundry facilities, all utilities paid. 5 min. bike ride to UW (20 min. walk) Parkdale Plaza area. $385/mo. 885-2687. Housing available for summer. Great location (right across from Parkdale Plaza) Great accommodations washer &dryer, fridge, stove, fullyfurnished 3 bedrooms. Rent $6001 month, negotiable. A terrific offer. Location: 453 Albert St. Unit 5. 7460846. One room in large furnished house, private bathroom and shower. Washer, dryer, microwave, freezer, available May -August, $200./mo negotiable. 93 Columbia St., Call Greg 884-8036. Suynydale townhouse available. Lease available right away, take the house starting in May, 20 in walk to \JW, near all facilities, call 746-0005. Summer sublet, 2 bdrm apt, 5 min. bike ride to UW (20 min. walk). Partly furnished, utilities included. $385/mo. Call 746-6533. Ottawa, summer ‘87. Student house, 2 single, 1 lg. double - s800/mo. Downtown, close to grocery, beer & liquor stores. Phone terri 579-8408. Downsview, near IBM. May 1 - Aug 31. Furnished two bedroom apt for three co-op students. $1,000 per month. 885-2455 or 885-0263. Three bedrooms available in five bedroom house May 1 to August 30. 15 min. walk to UW from Roslin Ave off Erb. sl90/mo + utilities. 888-7087. Two bedroom apt available from May - August. Close to Campus, furnished, $427/mo. All utilities paid. Call 8860635. Semi-furnished four bedroom apt., 20 min. walk to UW, parking, close to shopping, May to August, $167.50/,mo + utilties. 884-5305 or 884-9778. May - August Beautiful unfurnished 2 bedroom apartment available. Erb and University Ave. One month free rent. Phone 885-5539. Condo sublet May 1 - Sept 1. Three bedrooms, pool, partially furnished, $200/rm or s600/mo. Bus, plaza, non-smoker. Call after 6:O0. 7460473 or (416) 845-2719. Tranquility is 30 minutes away, near Woodstock.$150/mo, utilities inluded. 1-454-8521 (call late). August Phillip St. townhouse. Only 2 minute walk to UW. Four rooms available, washer/dryer, newly carpeted and painted; furnished. Cheap! 8862888. Janet. May - Aug 3 bedroom, 1 l/2 bath townwasher, dryer, garage. house, $525/mo (negotiable). Maria 7466061 or 885-1211 (3008). One free month! Large 4 bdrm house for sublet May -August with option for lease. $850/mo. Washer/dryer, 2 washrooms, parking for 3 cars. 10 min. bike ride to UW. Westmount & Westwood. 742-3257. Sunnydale lease available. Suitable for 4 people. Very clean and cheap. &il;it4 May 1. Call immediately Three

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for 5, form a co-op group and apply now. 746-2211 or 746-2487. Summer sublet Apartment. 3 min. walk to UW. Across from Westmount Mall. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, partly furnished, pool, free laundry facilities, dishwasher. $645/month utilities included. 746-8175. Rooms available for summer term May - August. 4 single, 1 double, house is walking distance from UW, furnished. 884-8127 after 4:30. Summer ‘87 spaces available in completely furnihsed towhouse, 15 minute walk from UW. Parking, laundry, located on Holly St. Rent is $150/mo. Pat or Kevin 885-0655. Female roommate wanted 3rd or 4th year to share a 3 bedroom apt. $21 G/month including utilities. 5 minutes to campus, dishwasher, free laundry, 11/2 bath rooms, pool, balcony, spacious living area. Pam 746021 8. Celan, cheap townhouse May - ?. Can rent individual rooms or whole house (4 bdrms), furniture negotiable. s472/month or $116/rm. Call 7460766 or ext. 3585. Wanted: person to sublet room and female to share room in large 3 bedroom, 1’1’2bath apt. in downtown T.O. BloorShelbourne, 3 min. walk to subway, next door to Loblaws. $200/mo. (416) 924-5161. Dirt Cheap! spacious 2 bdrm apt to sublet May August. Fully furnished, 5 min. walk from UW & WLU. Asking $150/person, but negotiable if more than 2 people. 746-2953. Free Beer! one month free! double room sublet May - August, all student house, kitchen and laundry facilities, 5 min. to UW, make us an offer and we won’t refuse. 746-2394. Toronto - Subway 4 stops away. Share 1 bedroom basement apt. Bathurst Wilson, one block from Loblaws, banks, beer, liquor stores. s275/mo, May to August. Mark, (416) 965-42589 work, 638-7572 home. Two bedrooms, air conditioned, furnished, washer, dryer, BBQ, cable, pay - 15 min. walk to UW - available May - Aug and Jan - April. $240/mo includes utilities. 886-3511. Dave/Joel/Chris. Two bedroom apt. to sublet May 1 Aug 31. 5 min. to UW, underground parking; laundry facilities; partially furnished. $400/mo utilities included. 886-5816. Summer sublet, 2 bedrooms available in a furnished, clean, townhouse. Two rooms will also be available in January. Has sundeck, backyard, washer and dryer. 15 min. walk to UW. $130/mo. Call Kim 884-5908 after 7 urn. Summer sublet 4 bdrm townhouse, 90% furnished, close to UW and WLU campuses. $454 per month utilities included. $1 16 per month sinale. Three rooms in house, May 1 - whenever, washer/dryer, dishwasher, 2 full bathrooms, only four people in entire house on Churchill St. Summer negotiable. Fall - $250 plus utilitites.’ Phone Pete 888-6698 after 7 pm. Interested in a housing alternative? Two women looking for non-smoker to take basement in townhouse (Brighton yards co-op) $150/mo plus utiltities, May - Sept. Call Angela, 884-4198. May - August Sublet. 455 Albert St. 30 sec. to beer, liquor, grocery and laundry. Furnished, utilties not icluded. 4 bdrm townhouse, $125 $150/person/month. Bonus: piano for the summer. phone 746-0318. TYPING

Qualified Typist will do reports, essays, manuscripts. Electronic typewriter. Downtown Kitchener. Call Carole 578-5124 after 6. Word Processing Resumes $5/page. Letters, Reports, Essays and Research Papers s1.25Ipage. Call 884-2184. Dial-a-Secretary. . .Typing, Word Processing. Essays, Work Reports, Theses, Resumes. Edit, Spellcheck available. 24 hour turnaround within reason. Pick up and delivery. Special rates for students. dial 746-6919. Fast, efficient Word Processing in Kitchener. $1.25 per dbl-spaced page. Call 743-3284, ask for Eileen. Available to type term papers, reports, resumes, general typing, etc. Reasonable rates. Phone 748-0470. Student Papers $1.25 per double spaced page. KeatswayIHallman area. Short papers preferred (1 O-20 pages). 886-4347. Professional typing, specialist in

- ’ speed and precision. Years’ experience with theses, reports, resumes. Excellent rates. Old Lakeshore. Call Susan, 884-5018. , Qualified typist - will do reports, essays, manuscripts. Electronic typewriter. Downtown Kitchener. Call Carole 578-5142. After 6:O0. Fast, professional typing by university grad.. Pick-up/delivery available on campus. Grammar, spelling, corrections available. $1 /double spaced page. Suzanne, 886-3857. Custom Essay Service will compose or edit, set-up & type all your written communications - reports, essays. We are a company who helps people who may have a temporary problem with an essay or some other assignment. 4 Collier St. Suite 201, Toronto 960-9042. Experienced Typist with teaching degree. $1 .OO per double spaced page. Near campus - MSA. Call Karen L. at 746-063 1. At Kim’s Secretarial Services -Term papers, Resumes, free pick up and deliverv. Call 743-7233. 31 years’ experience. 75C double spaced page. IBM Selectric. Essays, Resumes, Theses, etc. WestmountErb area. Call Doris 886-7153. The word is out, give Quick Type a shout! Spell check. $1.25 per page. Free pick-up and delivery. 893-5171. Typing - fast and accurate, call Carol for all vour tvpinn needs. 576-9284. Word Processing ($1.15 dbl. sp. pg.) Reports, Essays, Theses, Resumes, Graphs and Charts. High qualityprinting. Draft copy. 742-41.62. Same Day word processing (24 hr. turn-around if you book ahead) $1.15 per double spaced page, Resumes $4 per page. Near Seagram Stadium. Draft copy ‘always provided. Don’t delay, phone today. 885- 1353. TYping - only $1 .OO per page. (d.s.) for typist with English degree living on campus (MSA). Call Karen Shaw at 746-3 127. 30 years experience, reasonable rates, electronic typewriter. Walking distance to University. William & Westmount. 85c dbl-spaced page. Call 743-3342. 95t per page. Married Students Apts, Liz Tuplin, 746-2588. Don’t delay, call todav. Fast accurateTyping and letter quality Word Processing. Resumes, Essays, Theses, Business Reports. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284. Essays, theses, work reports, business letters, resumes, etc. Will correct spelling grammar & punctuation. Reasonable Electronic typewriter. rates. Phone Lee 886-5444 afternoon or evenina. Qualified typist - Will do! Reports Essays - Manuscripts. Electronic typewriter. Downtown Kitchener. Call Carole. 578-5142 after six. Reports, Resumes, theses typed accurately, reasonable rates 578-5424, before 8 am & after 5 pm and after Feb 18 drop off to Donna, Accounts Payable, Phillip St. Bldg. at noon or I can pick it up, deliver at Westmount Mall, housing. Professional Typing ’ services, call 578-6653/744-7628, 12 to 9 pm. Professional typist - theses, reports, etc. Reasonable rates. Close to universitv. Phone 746-4059. Word Processing done on computer. Essays, term papers, resumes, theses, etc. Featuring automatic spell check. Prompt service. Call 746-2810 any time. Prfessional Reseumes, reports. Word processing done at reasonable rates. Call 749-0132. FOR

Imprint,FriBay,March80,1987 where in Quebec and Southern OntaWill do light moving with a small rio. Reasonable offer accepted. truck. Also rubbish removal. Call Jeff 884-6784, bergeron@watvlsi 884-2831. 1980 Yamaha 250 street bike. Great commuter or starter bike. Excellent condition. Cheap, reliable transportation. Ph 623-2316 after 5. WANTED Fisher Ghetto Blaster for sale. Metal and normal tape capacity. Soft touch. King Fence- is now recruiting for the Auto shut-off. 22 .watts. Practically position of installer. No experience brand new. $120. 884-7789. necessary. Must have car. Earn beDrafting table 42 x 36 picolette metween $6 - $8/hr. Applications availalamine adjustable table with pencil ble at the Career Placement Centre or tray, Borco, T-square, etc. $100 (firm) the Fed Office. Village I, 884-7967. ______.___.__________.______________________._________________-_-___ Experienced cook for bush camp The Start Gallery, Kitchener’s and the needed starting May 5th. Cooking for area’s only non-profit, artist-run 20-30 people, wages negotiable, gallery, will be holding a garage sale to s130to s150perday. Fordetailsconraisefunds for program and operating tact: Northern Harvest Forestry - 119 costs. The date of the sale is Sat. 28 Isabella St., Toronto, M4Y 1 P2. (416) March 1987 8 am - 5 pm. At the Start 924-6677. Gallery, 125 King St. W., Suite 7. We Congas: l-454-8521. are asking people to donate all kinds of merchandise for the sale. If you have Big Money can be yqurs if you have any articles to give, please give us a what it takes. Highly profitable homecall at the Start Gallery, 749-0353 or based business requiring no phone, Phil 579-5860 or Denis ext. 3883, equipment, experience, inventory or 579-0431 (evenings). major investment. Full or part time. For information send a self-ad1982 Yamaha Maxim 400 motorcycle. dressed, stamped envelope to Home 15,000 km. Good condition, $1,100 or Business; Box 2774, Station B, 15 b.o. Phone 884-0293 after 5:00 p.m. Duke St. E., Kitchener, N2H 6N3. Compact Disks thousands to order from $18.99. Maxell XLII 90 Box 1OHOUSING WANTED $28.95, floppy disks, Maxell MFl DD 3.5” $28.04, MF2 DD 3.5” 39.95. Phone Pete 888-6698. ROOMMATE(s) - 1 or 2 peple to share 3 bedroom apt. 10 min. walk from UW. Leather Jacket. Waterloo Leather Fully furnished, summer term only. jacket for sale. Size 40with zip in liner. Call Philippa 746-2319. Bought in Dec. 86 for $220. Will sell for $155. David 884-7789. Female, non-smoker needs accommodation May/June in K-W area. Must have parking. Will pay reasonaSERVICES ble rent. Lisa 886-0619. $200 Reward for information leding to Need a tutor2 Want to be a tutor? lese from Sept. 87 to Aug. 88 of a four Check out the tutoring serivce in the bedroom house/townhouse near UW. Federation of Students office. Dave 884-6029 or Curtis 884-7996. Men, take an active role in Birth conHelp Me! I need a place to stay next trol. Visit the Birth Control Centre in school year. 3rd year Biology student, CC 206, or call ext. 2306. easy going, neat, give me a call. Colin PD Academic Service’s English/Es746-2605. say tutoring, proofreading, resumes, Room Wanted Sept - Dee ‘87 within a covering letters, wordprocessing. Call house or apartment. Must be walking 894-l 864. We Deliver! distance to UW. Call and leave mesLaster Printed resumes and reports. sage: Matthias 746-0766 or ext. Make vour next resume or report look 3585. economica.lIv! Reorofessional September lease four bedroom house sumes overnight; call for quotes and or townhouse wanted, preferably times on reports. 886-9480 9 - 6, close to campus, parking required. Mon. Fri. . Michelle 884-7487. Mature person needs comfortable housing for May. 1st to ? ,(long-term preferred). Must have furniture, parking and be close to UW. Call Alan, 746-2163. I Apartment lease wanted for SepNEW MUSlC I tember, but will consider May. PreferSaturday, 8 p.m., at I I ably close to U of Waterloo. Call Lisa Grebel College after 6:OQ p.m. 884-9315. IL------------Conrad I ---

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Sailboard - Hifly 320 Epoxi pro, 6m2 scrim mylar sail, excellent condition, $1250 or b.o. 576-4179, Pete. Yamaha VSS-100 portable keyboard, 4 octaves, sound effects, digital sampler, 24 instruments, rhythm section, almost new, asking $275. Call Rob, x6672 on campus, 746-7882 home. 1982 Yamaha black heritage 400, Vetter fairing, helmet, 13,400 km. As is, needs new tire. $1,500. Phone Bill 885-3294. twlndsurfer Construction manual on sale now in the Book Store. Build your own for l/3 the price. Sallboard Sainval Competition, .. Snowboard ArcticSale, two satls, wet suit, boots, sportpack, life jacket with harness, and more. Free delivery any-

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, The apartments are unfurnished units, but have been designed to accommodate water beds and large per unit electrical loads. Fridges and stoves, of course, are supplied. Fees have been set in the $250-$260 per bedroom per monthrange, plus utilities. ’ The last month’s charge of the twelve ( 12) month lease is payable by the payment deadline date for the Fall ‘87 term, Thereafter, each month’s approximately August 15, 1987. occupancy cheque is due on the first of each month, commencing September 1, 1987.

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The apartment complex is electrically heated. The corporation is billed directly by Waterloo North Hydro. Each unit will be individually metered. A flat rate for utilities will be charged on a monthly basis. Occupants consuming less than the flat rate will be rebated. Occupants consuming more than the flat rate will be billed by the Co-op. All units have individual controls for your comfort and convenience. Units are equipped for Telephone and for Cable T.V. service. Individual arrangements must be made with these utilities for hook-up and billing. A central laundry facility is located in Building 3. adjacent to the new offices and directly above the new community centre. We are a 2-minute walk from major bus routes on Columbia and University, and from the malls at the University/ Phillip intersection. Major buildings on both campuses are within a ten minute walk and Waterloo Square in downtown Waterloo, is 20 minutes away by foot. Applications are now being accepted for September occupancy. Applications are available in the Admissions building A4, 280 Phillip Street or by calling 884-3670.

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Current policy sets a minimum occupancv of 3 persons in a 3 bedroom unit and a maximum of 4; a minimum of 4 persons in a 4 bedroom unit and a maximum of 5. Maximum occupancy, will of course. reduce the per person per month rate significantly. For example, at $250 per bedroom per month, 4 persons sharing a 3 bedroom unit (e.g. two couples, each sharing a bedroom and using the third as a study) would come out with a per person rate of 187.50 per month, plus their share of utilities.

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