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Feds to support appeal of restrictive city bylaw by Janice Nicholls and Steve Kannon Imprint staff UW's Federation of Students this week reversed an earlier decision to withdraw support in a Waterloo landlord's fight against a bylaw limiting the number of unrelated people allowed in a single-family residence. Ken and Dorothy Orser, owners of a house at 258 Albert St., were charged last year with violating a Citv of Waterloo bylaw fGrbidding more than five unrelated people to live in their home. The Federation of Stu-

or change the bylaw, said Carlton. "With the present city council that would realistically be a difficult task," he said. As yet, none of these alternative methods to fight the city are being carried out, said Carlton. The Feds are just considering various options at this stage, he said. Skinner said the fight is also being carried out at the provincial level by the Ontario Federation of Students. Bylaws similar to Waterloo's exist in other universitv cities and the OFS will be lobbying the ministry of housing to put pressure on municipalities, she said.

charged, there were eight students living in the house as well as the Orsers themselves. With the numbet. of students restricted to those allowed by the bylaw, the couple can probably afford to keep the house for a few months, said Orser. However, they would eventually run out of money, he added. The house in question has four single bedrooms for students on the second floor and two double rooms on the third floor. There are four students per bathroom. There is also a six-burner stove, a large refrigerator, several freezers and a dishwasher. As well, there is a television lounge

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UWIWLU to shine for CF by Steve Kannon Imprint staff

- -Marvin Jutzi (centre) of the Waterloo County C y s t ~Flbrosis Foundation and son Jake, 5, pose with members af Waterloo's Federation of Students Sept. 9 at conference to kick-off this vear's Shinerama fund-raiser. UW is looking to raise at least photo by Stove Knnon $17.000for CF research.

Students at UW and Wilfrid Laurier are set to continu* the traditional University Avenue rivalry this weekend when the two groups do battle to raise funds for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. This year's version of the annual Shinerama fund-raiser. scheduled for tomorrow, sees the University of Waterloo looking to meet the challenge laid down by Laurier. WLU has set a goal of $28,000,a figure UW Shinerama organizers would love to beat. Laurier, now in its 26th year of involvement with Shinerama. has collected more money than Waterloo in each of the last three year's t h a t UW h a s been involvedfwith the event. This despite UW's much larger student body. "We've got to kick their butts

this year," said Shane Carmichael, athletic commissioner with the Federation of Students. With strong frash involvement, UW can surpass Laurier, he said. Cynthia Floyd, the Federation's orientation co-ordinator. said she has set a goal of raising $17,000,but meeting WLU's goal of $26,000remains a possibility. "Last year we raised almost $13,000with students at 10 stations. This year we have 20 stations," said Floyd. Waterloo students wash cars at area service stations as their fundraising aetivity. Laurier students shine shoes and windshields. Floyd said she hopes about 1,000 U W students turn out for the event. The Federation has set up three car wash stations in Waterloo, 10 in Kitchener, five in Cambridge and two on Hwy. 8 near the 401. People who have their cars washed are asked to donate any amount they feel is

appropriate, she said. All the money raised by Shinerama events, which are held nation-wide, go directly to Cystic Fibrosis research, said Marvin Jutzi of the Waterloo County Cystic Fibrosis chapter. At a media conference held September 9 to launch this year's event, Jutzi said Shinerama has raised $4.5 million for research since 1984. CF is a disease which attacks the lungs and digestive system of its victims. If kills morecanadian children than any other inherited disease. There is currently no known cure for CF. Jutzi said CF victims usually die due to breathing disorders complicated by starvation -the disease causes the clogging of the respiratory system and often prevents the stomach from digesting food properly: no matter how much one eats, if the food is not digested it serves no purpose, he said.

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has spent some time in Taiwan. He is president of Taiwan ConThree University of Waterloo nection; he is also presidgnt of engineering students have Two Tigers in the Orient, a comlaunched a new company, Taipany that sends English teachers ,wan Connection, to represent to Taiwan, Canadian firms interested in A third student, Patrick Jabal, doing business in Taiwan. will remain in Waterloo to supTwo-of the students, David port the Canadian end of the Allan and Denis Mumford, have business. been located in Taiwan since Taiwan Connection offers a September 1. Their mission will variety of services to clients be to look after the concerns of market research in Taiwan, their Canadian client firms. arranging contracts, marketing, “We’re primarily interested in installation and servicing of representing small and mediumCanadian products sold in Taisized Canadian high tech comwan, inspection of Taiwanese panies,” says Allan. “These may goods prior to shipment to Canoften be firms that would like to ada, and liaison between Canaexport to Taiwan - a country dian and Taiwanese clients. with roughly the same popula“We charge no initial fees or tion as _Canada - but that ’ retainers; we will be paid only couldn’t afford to set up their for results,” Allan says. own operations here. Or, they One reason why Taiwanesemay be companies looking for Canadian trade may have lagged Taiwanese suppliers for Canato date, he says, is because the dian markets. Our services can Taiwan government is not offi- . be wide-ranging. cially recognized by Canada. “We think there are many CanStill, he says the cljmate for adian companies that coulit, use trade is very good. us; jhe opportunities are there in The new venture grew out of a Taiwan right now, but many course in entrepreneurship enterprises in this country have taught on the UW campus as part previously.not been able to take of their regular engineering eduadvantage of them.” cation program. The course is While Taiwan Connection taught by Mike Volker, a UW will, initially, focus on product alumnus and an entrepreneur in areas such as electronics, instruhis own right. mentation, and computer softVolker was favourably ware, the UW studentb won’t feel impressed by the three, and by confined to high tech*fields. their backgrounds, and has. “If somebody wants us to sell decided to support the venture. fertilizer, we can do that too,” Volker is vice-president of says Allan. “Or, if someone China-Can Technologies, a comwants us to find a line of pany specializing in ’ trade Taiwanese-made goods to *between Canada and mainland import into’ Canada. we will do China. He ie alao president of that.” Volker Communications, a comAllan and Mumford are syspany that develops new technoltems design engineering stuogy firms. As well, he was a dents. Allan has previously founding member of the Canaundertaken several highly sucdian Advanced Technology cessful ventures in the travel and he is a director business; he is studying Man-: , Association of several Canadian and Ameridarin Chinese. Mumford already can high-tech companies. speaks Mandarin fluently and

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(ISIS] -Anestimated 7,00opro. testers converged outside the Concord Naval Weapons Station 35 miles east of San Francisco September 5 to salute Brian Willson, the d&year-old lawyer and

Vietnam vet run down by a train September 1. While cars clogged the highway exits and California Highway Patrol and Marine helicopters circled overhead, the Rev. Jesse Jackson, singer/nonviolence advocate Joan Baez, and Willson’s wife and stepson -spoke to the massive crowd ga-

thered by the tracks where Willson lost both his legs protesting U.S. policies in Central America. The anti-war rally was one of the largest in the U.S. since the end 0fYietnam War in 1975. Willson’s actions “illuminated the crisis of morality in our foreign policy,” said Jackson in a speech that denounced US inter-

vention in Nicaragua. He called Willson a martyr and a hero “‘who acted out of conscience to protest the immorality of a war in Central America, a war that is neither moral nor political nor geopolitical - it is insane and it must stop.” Jackson likened the train that maimed Willson to the Nazi death camp trains of World War II. “Let-us not forget 45 years ago, if some Brian Willson had given his legs on the train track, six million lives perhaps could have been saved. Somebody has to lay on the railroad track to stop death trains that are killing people in Germany or in Nicaragua,” he said. Willson’s wife and stepson, aroused the emotions of the crowd when they played a tape recording ‘,made by the injured vet from his hospital room. The /non-violent rally was sponsored by Nuremburg Actions, an assemblage of anti-eterans for peace, and religious leaders of which Willson is a member. The group has been protesting U.S. arms shipments to Central America at the Concord depot for-three months, According to Marilyn Coffy, Nuremburg Actions spokeswoman, “we- have bee; by the

tracks, vigiling on a day-to-day basis since June 10, and we will be here every day until they stop the shipment 8,” Coffy said Saturday’s demonstration organized itself after the incident involview worldwide media coverage, and calls of support started coming in from around the world. Supporters included Rosario Murillo, wife of Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, who visited the site of the train incident in Concord before the majority of demonstrators arrived. The entrance-to the weapons depot was under tight security as guards watched the rally from inside a barbed-wire blockade. As the military, CHP and Contra Costa Count,y sheriffs looked on, a group of masked protesters using crowbars tore up several hundred feet of railroad track. They refused to identify themselves, but were apparently not associated with the peace groups that sponsored the demonstration. There were no arrests. “I’m real angry about it,” said Coffy of the renegade property destruction, “It shows real disrespect for Brian. We’ve been out here since iune 30 and we’ve never destroyed property.”

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-Admin should pay for their screw-up So, the university administration is going to be kind enough to board the 72 homeless students at the Walper Terrace Hotel until October. Isn’t that nice. Or is it? The UW administration has known housing would be tight in Waterloo for a long time. Did they take immediate action to solve the anticipated problem? No. This is the result, Those students are going to pay half the rental costs for their units. They cannot move in, cannot properly move their furaiture in, will have to live in downtown Kitchener and are being asked to pay half the cost of renting the townhouse. Isn’t this illegal? It’s certainly immoral. If the UW administration screwed up, which it did, the UW administration should foot the bill. Heaven knows it can afford to. The students cannot. Anyone who agrees to pay that money is agreeing to being ripped off, Where is the Federation of Students? Do we have a student union or don’t we? Like the CUPE local on campus, it seems the student union is more interested in placating administration than in helping its feepaying members fight abuse. Note the WCRI residences were completed on time, Of course, they were built by students+ not administrators who couldn’t give a damn if we sleep in the streets. If I were y,ou, I wouldn’t give them one red cent. Cindy Long

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After a week filled with orientation events designed to enhance school spirit, freshman and returning students alike have an opportunity tomorrow to put this spirit to good work in the.form of the annual Shinerama fund-raising event. The event is held to raise money for research into the cause of Cystic Fibrosis, ‘which kills more Canadian children than any other inherited disease. While many of ,the.numerous orientation week events were off the wall, Shinerama is a straight-forward means of getting involved. It also has the added attraction of pitting students at UW against students at Wilfrid Laurier in a continuation of the long-standing friendly rivalry between the -two universities. You may be tired-out from a hectic week, but an opportunity like this only comes along once a year.‘Pick up a rag and apply a little elbow grease - don’t miss it. Steve Kannan

No skateboards on campus! What! Like that’s knarly dude! The powers that be at the advisory committee on traffic and parking have issued an edict prohibiting skateboards on all campus roads and pathways. Talk about suppression of freedom and trampling the rights of a minority group - skate-punks - like wow. I thought that skating was guaranteed under the Charter Of Rights. Isn’t Trudeau worried they will remove skating from * the Charter with this new Meech Lake Accord? Is it time for the fight - the fight for the right to olie, and axle-grind to the max. Oh yeah, like these Committee dudes are worried about safety. Yeah well if your forced off campus to skate, that leaves playing on King street and University Avenue - like ’ safe, totally. And they haven’t banned bikes from campus, which go I’d say. When-did 40,000 miles ‘n hour - major discrimination two wheels count better than four? Just goes to show ya that this campus life is getting tight. Pretty soon they’ll expect us’to behave at Fed Hall - nothing radical you know. Peter “Rim Rider” Lawson

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Housing, or, more specifitally, “decent+affordable” housing was one of the most talked about issues in the provincial election campaign. All the local candidates spoke frequently, sometimes passionately, about the need for more “decent, affordable” housing. Yet, with the election having run its course [results unknown as we go to print), what exactly will be done about this pressing issue. Let% assume, for sake of convenience, the Lib’erals have retained power at fllitamn’a

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Are you worried about the indiscriminate dumping of toxic waste, the silent destruction of our lakes and forests by acid rain, or the disproportionate distribution of the world’s resources and the problems created? Have you often thought about doing something about it but couldn’t find a way to get involved? For 15 years the Waterloo Public Interest Reb search Group (WPIRG] has provided an outlet for like-minded UW students to actively work on a variety of environmental and social justice issues. Through research, education, and action students have gained insight into the interrelationship between different social issues while improving their skills and providing valuable information to the community. _ WPIRG is located in the General Service Complex (GSC) room 123 beside the Waterloo Credit Union. To get to our office, first locate the big’ smokestack, this building is the General Service Complex. The WPIRG office is situated in Section A of this buiming close to the Ring Road and directly across from the new computer building. The salaries for three staff people, along with programming expenses are derived from a $3 per student per term fee which is refundable duringthe first two weeks of each term. Financial, and organizational direction is prdvided by a sevenmember board of directors, elected in early fall. If you would like more information about becoming a WPIRG director contact the WPIRG office in September. The key ingredients for WPIRG are the resource centre, research, and education/action. Unlike the university libraries, WPIRG has concentrated on bringinR together a number of important social justiie res&rces, We have a lirge

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selection of books, files and peridicals available. A partial list includes acid rain, community development, economics, energy, industrial waste, food, health, housing, international development, labour, Latin America, media, native people, technology, and water quality. Books and periodicals can be borrpwed for a two-week period and files can be used in-house or photocopied. WPIRG’s research is also unique. We offer you the opportunity to take part in research projects aimed directly at helping overcome a social injustice. To date UW students have helped research several publications including: Acid Rain the Silent Crisis, Chemical Nightmare: the Unnecessary Legacy of Toxic Waste, the Social Impacts of Computerization, a Worker’s Guide to Solvent Hazards, and Waste Management Master Plans What You’ Should Know. Our latest publication, available free at the WPIRG office is the K-W Tenants Guide 1987. This year we will be continuing work on the waste management and housing issues, T.wo a work-groups, the social justice and the environment work-group, provide you with an opportunity to organize educational events for fellow students and the community. Work-group members select event topics, speakers, and audio visual equipment, They also prepare press. releases, posters, display tables, and handle tither logistical details. If you are interested in becoming involved come out to the first organizing meetings: social justice work-group, Sept. ZZ,~ p.m. at + the WPIRG office;.environment work-group, Sept. 23, 4 p.m., WPIRG office. To find out more about WPIRG come to our Open House Sept. 37, drop by our office Monday to Friday+ 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., or visit our information tables in the the Campus Centre throughout the month of September. -

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Have you ever wanted to talk to agay person -just to ask some questions and find out what it was all about anyway - but were afraid that someone might see you talking to this person. Or perhaps you were afraid of being molested (do not laugh - I used to have that fear). Before I came out, and before I had accepted my sexuality, I used to have many questions that I wanted to ask, And I know that I am not the only one. The people that I have come out to have subsequently been very curious about what it is like to be gay. But I used to be afraid to talk to “one of those” strange gay people, for numerous reasons, the above two included. So, I thought I would relate some bits and pieces of conversations I have had with some of my straight friends. One of my house-mates last term was very interested in finding out about being gay. She was straight, but she had been told by the people that I had lived with before that I was gay, and she thought that it would be interesting to find out all about the topic. I remember one night we sat out on the front steps talking about things, and she asked me, “Well, how do you know you are gay? Have you ever slept with a woman?” I answered that I had not, “Well, aren’t you even curious?‘” She was having a bit of a problem understanding why I could not relate sexually to women. So I asked her, “Are you curious?” “About what?” she responded. “About sleeping with a woman.” She sat and thought for half a second, and then said, “Oh. I never thought of it that way, Actually, it’s kind of gross.” “Yup,” I concurred. Then I asked her, “How do you know you argstraight? You’ve never slept with a woman. How do you know?” She sat and thought again for a minute, and then answered that she just knew. I told her that that was how I just knew that I was gay. In that exchange that night, we talked about a bunch of things, and I think my friend understood a little better, For so long, gay men and women have been considered as somehow “straight without knowing it”. So many people seem to think that if we just tried sex with the opposite gender, everything would be all right, and we would all live happily ever after. But that is not true. One of the ladies at where I work told me of a television program that she had seen on gay men, which opened with a scene of men cruising in a park [the program was a documentary on the socalled gay life style), which left her with the impression that all gay men were only interested in promiscuity. She and I talked about that, and while it is true that many gay men do follow a life style like that, there are also a lot that want a long-term monogamous relationship. This same woman asked me what sort of man I look for. She $aid that she guessed that masculine gay men looked for effeminate gay men, and vice versa. I had to “set her straight” on that one. 1 said that I did not know about other gay men in general, but I would not consider myself ‘to be effeminate, and I am not attracted to effeminate men. Another friend of mine ask&d me if I had always “been like this”, or had something happened in my life that “made” me have a same-sex preference. Ever since I can remember, I always had the feeling that I was a little different than everyone else. When I started to mature sexually, I soon discovered what it was that made me feel different. All the rest of the guys in mg high school were looking at the girls while I was looking at them. My childhood was not a particularly easy one, but I know many gay men and women who had perfectly “normal” childhoods. Some theories on psychosexual development suggest that sexual orientation is determined very early in childhood, whereas other theories put it even before that - some say determination is even before birth. So there you are - some of the questions I have been asked, and some of my answers. As you read this column over the’course of this term, I hope you will see that people with a same-sex orientation we not so different as what you might think. Yes, there are a few differences, hut all in all, you and I are pretty much the same. And if you know someone who is {openly) gay, ask them some questions too - don’t worry, we usually don’t bite.

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by Robert Day . . Imprint staff Picking up where we left off last week, the time ha’s come (as the Walrus said) to speak of many things., . among them, what modern creationists say they want, what they really want, and how they intend to go about getting it. Since creationists have, as a group, been very evasive about what it is exactly they are after, your humble columnist, the magnanimous individual that he is, has taken the liberty of speaking for them when they appear to be having trouble. Don’t thank me, it’s what I’m paid for. The first problem is determining exactly what would keep the creationists happy. Depending on who you talk-to, .what day of the week it is, and what house Jupiter happens to *be in, you will be told that a) both evolution and creation should be taught as they are both scieece, b] both should be taught as they are both reIigion, or C) both should be banned as they are bo,th religion. It is difficult to appreciate the thought processes of someone who can simultaneously refer to both fields aS science and religion, and who can, based on the allegation that they are both religious in nature, claim that they should .be both taught and banned at the same time, but this is apparently not beyond the capabilities of one Dr. Henry Morris, undoubtedly the bestknown of the creationists, co-founder of the Creation Research Society and former director of the Institute for Creation Research (ICR), a position now held by his equally adept son John. The elder Morris has more than once fuzzified the issue by claiming that, “Creation is just -as much a science as is evolution, and evolutioti is just as much a religion as is creation”. Somewhat akin to stating that one refuses to read Imprint since it is too short and, besides that, it’s too long. (A fourth point of view is that creationism should be taught since it is true science, while evolution is nothing more than ‘religiqus dogma and should be turfed. This bizarre world view is, mercifully, very rare and generally unattainable without the aid of narcotics.) So what exactly do the creationists want, you ask? (Choice a, replies the columnist. Thank you. You’re welcome.) The general-feeling is that, if both sides have equal scientific merit, both sides deserve “equal time” in the classroom or “balanced treatment,” thereby appealing to everyone’s sense of fair play. (It should be noted that this sense of fair play does pot extend to any alternate religious views since, as Morris states, “Biblical Christianity is the only true creationist religion.” Mormons, Buddhists and Seventh Day Adventists, take note.) What the “equal time” ploy cleverly avoids stating is just how much merit each side has individually; only that, ,if one is taught, the other must be present, Does this mean that both sides should be covered? Not necessarily. The April ’ 1979 issue of Acts and Facts, an ICR publication, contains the perplexing condition, “We are,not trying to exclude’evolution from public schools, unless creation is also excluded.” Dr. Robert Kofahl, author of the Handy Dandy Evolution Refuter, even goes so far as to say that, “We would

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Faculty of Environmental Studies I.O.D.E. - Applied Ecology Award - (available to all 4th year students) - Deadline: September 30, 1987 Faculty of Mathematics * Bell Canada Computer Science Awards - (available to all 3B or 3rd year Regular) - Deadline: October 15, 1987 ,BP Canada Bursary - Deadline: September 30, 1987 Crowntek Scholarship - (available to 3B Computer Science) Eaton Fpundation Scholarship - (available to 3B Computer Science/Information Sys.) Electrohome 25th Anniversary Scholarship - (available to 3B Computer Science) Emco Bursary - (available to Upper Year Computer Science) - Deadline September 30, 1987 MacDonald Dettwiler & Associates Ltd. Scholarship - (available to 3B Comp Sci) AC Nielsen Co. of Canada Ltd. Bursary - (available to 2A Computer Science) - Deadline: September 30, 1987 Sun Life of Canada Award - (available to 2B Actuarial Science] Faculty *of Science BP Canada Bursary - Deadline: September 30, 1987 Canada Packers Resources Ltd. Scholarship - (available to 2ndlyear or 2B Earth Science) Chevron Canada Resources Ltd. Scholarship - (available to 2nd year ‘or 2B Earth Science] Ontario Rubber Group/Rubber Chemistry Division, CIC Award (available to all 3Bj - Deadline: September 30, 1987 Marcel Peqtiegnat Scholarship - (available to 3B Earth Science) For application forms and further information please contact the’ Student Awards Office, 2nd floor, Needles Hall.

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s, by Don Kudo Imprint staff The term POP when placed in front of the word music, should not be taken as a demeaning classification for a band. Presented with witty and clever characteris tics, pop music easilv leaves its maik 1on anyone-‘; senses. The imprint left by Jr. Gone Wild was prominently placed on the lucky bunch in at- ’ tendance at Waterloo’s City Hotel August 29. Pure pop with enough punch &f(-&d?‘~~~ and crunch to knock vour socks _,r-_rtJ-’ off and a forever-infeitious beai formed vibrant versions’ of to ignite never-ending knee rematerial from their appropleasing rocks and foot-tapping riately titled album, Less Art, frolics would only be a small disMore Pop. Mixed with a couple closure of the wildness of a of Dylan and Dave Clark Five J&one Wild gig. The four crazy covers, the two set whirlwind playwas on par with the reckless fun .long-hairs I from Edmonton, ing inI ahair-swaying unison, perof the g&age goulash served up

by the Fuzztones here in early April. It Never Changes, a sting that clocks in at just over a minute on vinyl, was exceptionally extended by the feverish fret-work of lead guitarist Dave Lawson. Lawson, along with lead singer/guitarist Mike MacDonaldh;ok up on the happy harmoni i-ii that label most of.IGW’s mat .erial. Their Byrd-like soun d, which sharply carried over to the live arena, distinctly keel PS 1 these lads a-way from being ju st another jangly- - REM clone ban d. The ‘-‘downtown” country style of Martha Quinn (an ode to the MTV princess), the classic Beatles progression of OId Blue (available not only in stereo, but also in video on MuchMusic), and the encore opening instrumental (a Bo Diddley beat Continued on msze 16

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The group’s basement-blasts from downstairs at the City registered with Aaron ChesworthS Rock ‘n’ roll is a dirty game, droning Bauhausian vocals and governed by real-life financial the guitarist’s three chord affairs that stifles creative conpunch. Garage grunge to punk cerns of artists and fans alike. sludge was powerfully playe,d Bar owners atie reluctant to by the four-man unit with the house bands for weekend stints scary tactics of Chesworth’s for fear of reduced booze rescreams during Summers End venue. The “do-gooders” who orand an even scarier tune introganize and promote the shows duced as “a blues number” givare forever stuck in the dollar ing life to their glopious gloom dilemma. Encouraging the least and doom set. adventurous to witness worthA SOBA membership or gig while entertainment over the for Maggot Fodder will not be routine night-life action is a difforthcoming, but the band will ficult task. be in Toronto at the Rivoli sgon To think that there aren’t and will make an appearance on enough people who live in this the upcoming CFRU compilation city, even for only eight months along with other artists from the of the year, to appreciate alterWellington county area (The native happenings would be out Weathermen are also on the of line. Yet judging by the few camp.) folks attracted to the show at the City Hotel last Friday night, the Starting off their set with the staid nature of this city is moving Father In The Street, chronic. local outfit Torso Column immeGuelph goons Maggot Fodder diately caught the attention of of It Came From Canada, Vol. II the mainly “I know the guys in fame opened the September 4 the band” audience. The strong show. The description of the dual vocal interaction of lead band from the above-mentioned singer Lindsay Stewart and bascompilation’s liner notes states sist Mark Stevens during the the band plays “garage modern chorus of the song produced a deat hrock” and further relates live listening impact, that was their music to “Bauhaus meets occasionally lost during their slow Ramones”. _. _ _ ,set. . _ . ._ l

The problem with some of the material pres‘ented is its age (almost two years old) and its lack of live vitality. However as Torso Column displayed some -versatility in their sound. ranging from new music rock, a little ’60s inspired jangle, to even a country tinged, song, the band definitely has the qualities to do some fine studio work which they have recently done thanks to the use of the basement beneath Kitchener’s Dr. Disc. Songs that were live forces on Friday included the slow, stressful comment on society called Tired Man, the BOC Don’t Fear the Reaper running riff of Late One Night, and the once again strong vocal interaction OCCUTring during Miss America. Though not an action-filled show, a description befitting both . bands and the audience, this gig at the City was an entertaining affair for thotie who find more interest in the essence of live music. Only the best vinyl can capture the pure intensity and emotion of original music presented in living colour, Two of the best Toronto bands, Change of Heart and Nomind, will frequent the City on September 18. Both groups feature powerful live shows and sounds. Advance tickets are available at Dr. Disc record store. (So buy’m now,.or die arts ed.)

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sounded like these have notent ial. The major problem’ with their show was the shittiest sound imaginable: no bass or drums just ringing guitars. The headline act BFG’s (in polite company] raved about fl or a set which waves the w rdrn banner for the legion of pul nks. They have a deep sound, for] rned many years ago. But again the sound in this hall and the eql uipmen: troubles diminshed any possible chance at an into me moment. The microphone failed the singers throughout the set. The ! effeet was watching a man bar kin silence. The crowd was sparse fort both, the all-ages and licenced sho I Those who did grace the ever with their presence were dec out in their glittering chronic best dark: looking like exi from the Road Warrrior.

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Despite the less than ideal conditions the band had to-endure, they performedwith few miscues in mannerisms. Frontman and lead throat Dan “Ruuuudball” Donnelly’s stage stammering well represented the spirit of their political punk st ante. Dual guitar screams on Anything and Everything (available on the Donnelly’s cleverly covered cassette Life’s A Scream) by Jeff and Jade Donnelly and the slightly more domestic groove intermissions bet ween some rapid-fire riff rhetoric during Try Again, were spewed into the outdoor environs. The Black Donneily’s would be, without a doubt, a threatening force in smaller quarters without all the feedback. On a heavy note, the Asexuals’ set was a drunken disgrace to the name of a band that was one of the best killer thrash/hardcore

bands in the country. NOW with the departure of John Rastner to Doughboy fame, the trio that carries the label Asexuals seems to enjoy taking on an entertainment edge* Thus on a lighter note, the Asexuals performed a wellstated set of rock ‘n’ roll parody. The crowd participation, sarcastic covers [Zep’s Boc’k ‘n’ Roll :

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Right Side Records began in January of 1987 and released The Fuzztones Live In Europe as a debut. The second release for the newly-formed Right Side Records is New Heroin by A Neon Rome, which was originally issued on the French label New Rose. Fringe Product of Toronto is responsible for manufacturing and distributing Right Side Records’ issues. A Neon Rome is a Toronto give-‘em-craziness bar band. They have a reputation for partying hard - at other people’s parties. Having begun in 1985, they gained renown for their live performance. This wild intensity is not achieved on recopd but instead good production and interesting songs are present.

tune which lays down to rest is The Prayer. Beyond this one song the rest of the album is tough to beat. This band can be seen around Toronto and are worth the investigation. The album New Heroin is worth investigating and a worthy offering from those crazy men off the streets of Toronto.

Razor from Guelph (yes Ontario) have gone the self-help route to produce their album Custom Killing on the Fist Fight Records label (I assume this is their own label). For an non-major label, the recording quality is good, though the drums could be mixed a little deeper into the overall sound. This intense forward mixing of the drums seems to be the style of this genre of music. The drums are at the centre of this band’s attack - some very fierce drumming is heard on Survival Of ‘The Fittest and Shootout. Shootout is one of the toughest cuts on this album. it ‘is paced with various tempos and the bass is involved

Fringe Product of Toronto manufactures and distributes new music, hardcore, and metal throughout Canada. Lately they have shown growth in the expanding market of youthful thrash. Two of the latest heavy offerings from Fringe Product are Sacrifice and Razor.

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As a summation of their illustrious career, and as a way to raise capital, the now-dead Dead Kennedys have released a compilation of A sides, rarities and previously unavailable material. For old time punks, classics like Too Drunk Too Fuck, Ccrlifornio Uber AIles, and Holiday In Cambodia will live until their old, But also include is a flexidisk with previously unreleased Buzzbomb From Pasadena and Night Of The Living Rednecks. All of this and a booklet are included in Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death, If you have never ventured to buy a DK album then this may be your big chance. The ‘profits from this vinyl go ,to the “No More Censorship Defence Fund.”

The lawsuit charges Biafra with distributing harmful material to minors - the H.R. Giger painting Penis Landscape. If convicted Biafra and friends could be fined $2,000 and sentenced to a maximum of two years -in jail. The trial is currently on the go [as best I know), and if the conviction is enforced, the precedent could be devastating to free speech - especially rock music. Beware! Fight back, buy the album.

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_--Sacrifice from Toronto (you guessed it - Ontario) have released their second albuin on Diabolic Force with the metalgod producer Brian Taylor. As their debut, Torment In Fire was successful, but the band is putting great hope into their latest vinyl, Forward To Termination. Afterlife, at a slower pace than the rest of the album, is a tough cut which pushes and crunches through a solid rhythm. So close to a great moment, a bridge near the conclusion of Entity nearly tastes the sweetness of the raw edge.

they are discontinued - abandoned for another idea. The most diminishing features of Sacrifice’s music is the sihging (or barking) of Rob Urbinati. He over emphasizes the rough edge when his voice is too young to deliver that kind of power. After several vocal numbers, an inetrumental tune is a welcome relief. The vocal work-on both KiUiag Custom and Forward To Tarmination could use more. imagination. Listen toH.R. [the throat) of Bad Brains who moves his vocal chords around a variety of sounds with real impact. For more im act at an instrumental level, t ese youths must attack more grabbing rhythms - not just multiple tempos, but .fiery rhythms. Listening to a drum beating a steady boomboom like a V-8 winding out 7,000 rpms is not a vitally interesting moment. Many hardcore bands were obsessed with being fast in the early %Os, but forgot to be interesting. These two records are not killer products, but what they are trying to achieve is worthy of

With a rather lengthy introduction, Flowers of Armageddon never explodes. Heatry “chunk” guitar chords indicate a building of tension; but instead of blossoming into a blistering blast,

attention and some head and fist shaking. Considering (I suspect] that these youths have many thrashing years ahead, they should attain stronger musical abilities in the near future. .-...._. .+...“.>L--r.-**.*.

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tension is supplied by vocalist Neal Arbick who has a bleating voice reminiscent of a strung-out sheep’s. The handling of the stark vocals of Neal Arbick is certainly a moody thing - love him one moment, hate him the next. You Should Fear Us begins as a quiet mellow of piano chord progressions which builds tension with volume and the speaksing of “that voice”. The only

by Peter Lawson Imprint staff For the young of heart and the fast of head, metal, speed metal, and thrash has become a way of life - an identity. Inheriting the classic licks of Sabbath or Zepplin and the ferocity of punk, especially hardcore, the new breed of metal heads bang out their own youth anthems.

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England’s G.B.H and our own D.Q.A. share many common traits. Other than being “initialled” brothers in arms, steadfastly holding up the punk flag for the eighties, both bands find it impossible to completely capture their intense live energy on a mere 12 inches of vinyl. D.O.A. is an awesome live entity but has never recorded an album that is as stunning as its performances. From all indications from No Need To Panic, G.B+H would undoubtedly stir more fans into a frenzy while on stage than on a turntable.

Given that three numbers on the record - Hearing Screams with its sonic speed spasms, Hit The Deck a song about the classic confrontation of “haircut meets red-neck”, and the rampant Reagan rape of Cunnin For The President - reach leve 4 s of pure stereo mania, the rest of the offerings fall prey to being rather ordinary hard-rock with thrash intent ions. G.B.H finds a ’ little melody during Avenues and Alleyways, and To Understand ie a page ripped out of the Ramones’ real rock W roll handbook. These two sotigs would also sound better through a system of greater wattage. Again, the D.O.A. comparison comes to mind when catching the humourous and sarcastic edge of G.B.H. Between each song, a splice of various narratives, toilet flushing and grunting, tap dancing, and radio banter precedes the music. I Shot The Marshall is a fine example the band’s appropriate sense of fun and slash gaXllEi3i the band doesn't the Bob Marley classic, but instead comments on theineptness of an amplifier. If No Need To Panic! represents punk in 1987, as the Fringe press release taunts, the material here would fare much better where punk energy was fuelled: live in a club. Go see C.B.H at the Diamond Club in Toronto Sunday night.PI . LL.‘..

The latest album, the world we knew, is a fine representation of the influences and the outlook of this band: everything from an off-centre blues tango to a classic

Speaking of production, the honours for this album% sound goes to produher Alex Chilton. Mr. Chilton is a respected name (probably little money yet] who

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by Peter Lawson Imprint staff He’s almost heeere. That’s right you crazy swamp monsters, you denizens of outrageous music, Tav Falco is coming to town on Wednesday, September 16 to do so.me ditch digging at Fed Hall. This Arkansas guy, now of Memphis and a little New York, will jump into town with his friends Panther Burns to play a night of wreckabilly swamp music. These zanies live in the present, acknowledge the past, and zoom into the future of roots-America.

For rockabilly addicts, Mono Lisa is an up-tempo version of the 1959 chart-topper by Sun Records’ hillbilly Carl Mann. In the similar mode, Ditch Digging drives with a bass rhythm equal. to the late ’50s hop Jungle Rock but with a slight squeeze of an all-nighter fuelled by heavy hootch and no sleep. Other southern musical influences surface in Drop Your Mask and I’m Doubtful Of Your Love. Drop Your Mask is a touched blues tango and I’m Doubtful Of Your Love is a demented twist on a Latin rhythm. Equally as effective is the almost funky Pass The Hatchet which hints at the roots of Memphis music.

At Federation Hall September 16 produced the early Cramps and was honoured by the Replacements on their latest vinyl. L.X.Chilton also is a member of Panther Burns, and Tav Falco. acknowledges Alex’s influence. This latest album by these black hillbilly cats is a diverse and at times unsettling offering. Check out the title track, the world we knew, which is a melting tribute to lounge music. Its eerie ap roach equals the version of B Pue Velvet in that classic movie Blue Velvet.

hillbilly hit to a melting tribute to lounge music is present. This latest offering succeeds where the first album (and last full length record - three ‘EP’s were also issued] failed. In 1981, the newly formed PantherBurns released Behind The Magnolia Curtain. This first attempt was besieged by’ weak production and some out of control playing - not frantic, just a bit sloppy. The world we knew is crisply produced and the playing is very tight.

Johnny Cash’s Big River. The Waits song is nothing’more than acceptable: missing the whiskey-soaked, cigarette-choked voice of Sir Tom. The vocals in Big River are obnoxious, trying to generate energy by screaming - not appropriate in a blackclad Johnny song,

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Each cut has a different slant, and you have to be ready for some abrupt changes. After several listens, this album grows to be well-received. The zaniness is subtle, the zaniness live is unbridled according to the “word”. Let Tav Falco invite you to Fed Hall with, “We don’t attempt to reproduce what they (rockabilly players) do note for note, like what a rockabillyL band might you know. We step off a certain point from this early form and turn it into as crazy sort of nightmarish musical swamp frenzy that relates more to our own contemporary sort of life here in the eighties.”

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It’s tough to develop adeep affection for the music of Green On Red - quirky guitar fills on a C&W background. However, the strength of the band’s convictions lends the bite to The Killer Inside Me. The fire of Dan Stuart’s tongue sends out the raging messages about the injustices of life in America. The Mighty Gun takes a stab at the myth of Americans’ pioneering spirit: + . . and that’s how the West was really won/ ,.PIenty of cheap Iabour and the Mighty Gun. Yankee imperialism gets rocked during Born To Fight as Stuart tells a tale of the clean-cut American kid who . . . liked the way the flag waved in the air/ It made him feel so proud. This boy turned G.I. Joe then . . . went down to El Salvador/ To fight for the right/. Of free speech and assembly/ And honky-tonk Saturday nights/ But then he saw [I ditch filled high! With children’s Iives/ Now he’s in those hills/ Fighting for the other side. Dealing with the death of a close friend and the internal turmoil which accompanies such a loss, a heart-warmin story occurs during Jamie. T a is testimonjl to Stuart’s spiritual side is inspirational and uplifting: heavenly ringing over Stuart’s gnarled and gritty voice, the gospel-styled background line of I need to believe . As Stuart paints a bleak picture of hypocrisy, prejudice, and hatred as the American way, Green On Red ironically utilizes the traditional backing of “down home” patriotic country music. The resentful nature of the song themes are carried over to the rough guitar fills. Smooth slide guitar licks would be inappropriate to support Stuart’s touching tirades. Green On Red hates the parading of the red, white, and blue. By listening to The Killer inside Me one can join in Dan Stuart’s painfully piercing experiences of living in the United States of America - hating good-or-boy attitudes but loving their music.

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by Peter Stathopulos Jmprint staff Hamburger Hill is the latest contender in the Vietnam film arena. Unfortunately, it’s a disappointing contender, overshadowed by reigning champions Platoon and Full Metal Jacket. There are some good performances by Courtney B. Vance (Dot) and Steven Weber (Sgt. Worcester). And the attention paid to real&m in designing the set and costumes is truly admirable. But these brilliant aspects are dulled by theme overkill: The constant portrayal of graphic violence on the screen becomes oppressive and spoils any character developmetit because the soldiers keep dying before we learn enough about them to be sympathetic to their cause or their deaths.

Admittedly, the documentary style is effective the first time the soldiers storm the hill, but it becomes a burden as they clamber up the hill again and again and again. The camera angle remains the same and the only change is in the number of dead bodies scattered on the hill. Climbing the hill becomes like the ticking of a clock counting each minute of the lo-day conflict.

Redundant, overlyviolent, and uninspiring

Brilliant. aspects dulled by thetie overkill The film’s documentary style distances us from the human drama, and makes us feel we’re watching a television program rather than experiencing the actual conflict. This is reminiscent of how people in the ’60s became accustomed to seeing the war covered in its full, bloody scope in their daily newspapers and on TV. Although not as melodramatic as Platoon or as surrealistic as Full Metal Jo&et, Hamburget Hi11 distinguishes itself as being the most redundant and taste-

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less of the three films. lt pours. blood like water, yet doesn’t elicit as powerful a response as the other two films. Hamburger Hill doesn’t try to expressits theme subtly. Rather, it punches the audience with it continually until it becomes predictable and boring. The futility of war is portrayed by the soldi-

scene from the latest Nam film.

ers running up that hill and then retreating only to climb it again next day. By insulting the viewers’ intelligence, this film loses much of its appea1. There is little doubt that the soldiers will eventually take the hill or that most of them will perish, yet the film completely limits itself to this one event, and even worse, stretches it into a two-hour tale.

Another thing that requires indulgence is the atrociously stereotypical dialogue and characterization, especially the line, “it don’t mean nothing.” These words reinforce the futility of war theme, but they tire repeated in virtually every other scene and become a source of great irritation. Again, it’s a question of cinematic subtejy

Music is very secondary compared to the visual element in Hamburger Hill, but the theme song, We gotta get out of this place, is right in tune with the movie’s overworked theme. As the hill is finally being secured by the soldiers, the sound of glorious music is heard as from an angelic choir. This is completely out of place in a film about meaningless slaughter. If the taking of the hill was truly futile, the ending would be anticlimatic and there could be no final victory or celebration. Predictably, Hamburger Hill requires quite a bit of indulgence from the audience. It is redundant, overly violent, and uninspiring. And the characterization is too brief and steredtypical to save the story. For all of its blood ‘n’ guts appeal, Hamburger Hi11 is still ranked No. 3 in the arena of heavy-weight Vietnam films. -.

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Orchestra on campus at the Theatre of the Arts. Tuesday is going to be banner day -the annual free outdoor concert on the Village Green features Edmonton jangle popsters or. Gone Wtid (see the review hype & don’t you dare miss these dudes) and Rock Ana Hyde. It’s s’posed to start around 3:~ so follow the racket. And get out yer swamp duds Wednesday night for the wonderfully aludgp-rock-a-billytrash of Tav Fah’zn Panther Burns at Club Fed. On Thursday you cari take a breather and prepare for a long weekend of jazz starting Friday. Also 6n Friday there’s a big, big gig happenings down at the City HoteI in Waterloo. The top of Toronto’s club bands on one MI, Cheat@ of Heart and Nomiud Fringe Product recording artists Change of Heart play a loud mix of psychedelic-tinged rock ‘n’ roll, while Nomind’s electrifying maximum sound is too terrifying to describe. Whew! There’s even a gig tonight at ‘the U. of, Goo featuring Enigma garage dudes PIur ‘8, with SST support crew Dim’ am for those not checking out the cover.baqd at Seagrams Stadium.

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Friday, Sept. 18 7:~ p.m. at the Princess Theatre ~ 9:~ .m. at the Heuther Hate P The KW lAZZFEST ‘87 begins its swing at the Heuther Hotel located on’the corner of King and Princess streets in Waterloo. The night begins at the Princess Theatre and then will begin to run concurrently at the Heuther Hotel at 9:30, Your evening ticket or weekend pass is good at all of the shows at this location. The event will begin smoking with several jazz films at the Princess Theatre. Bands featured: Solar Saxophone Quartet Eric Stach Free Music Unit Stam Samole - guitarist known for his blending of acoustic and electronic technology.

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Be ready to dance and party late at this celebration of young jazz players. Bands featured: ’ Aaron Davis Band - a popular unit which played at KW JAZZFEST ‘86 Whitenoise - a Toronto unit willing to stretch the jazz definition.

- For a celebration of more traditional jazz, wake up and join the afternoon crowd. Bsnds featured: Sensation Jazz Band - sixmember unit noted for a diversified performance, lead ‘by Bobby Gimby with his Golden Trumpet. K-W Big Band --‘the name says it all. Pat LaBarbera i is a veteran sax player from Toronto who has seen action with McCoy Tyner, Chic Corea, Woody Shaw,’ and others. Always an audience favorite. Forth Inversion - last year’s surprise band at JAZZFEST ‘86, this year the audience will be waiting for their good groove. Holly Cole Trio - a lady on the mic who can wail up a storm,

Line One - local troupe who are on the move. Raphael Limas and Sounds of Brazil Amazonic - frdm Brazil, this group will have them dancing to the upbeat rh,ythms blending Latin, Indian, and African music with the aboriginal Brazilian rhythms.

Tickets. available at the Record Store in the Campus Centre,‘University of Waterloo. Tickets are available for each evening ‘or a weekend pass for all three nights is also available. This year’s JAZZFEST is affiliated with the United Way and is sponsored by Brick Brewery, Anderson Sound, Sound Stage Fine Audio, and Sherwood Music. For further information contact JAZZFEST at 745-0104.

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n. ‘\ - SPORTS Much optimism at UW football camp by Rafton Blair Imprint staff A sporty welcome to all you lucky students from across Canada. Bear in mind that this institution of higher learning as much also to offer in the way of physical activities and non academic stimulus as any other such similar institution. And for all you first-year students, you may just be apart of the beginning of a revolution in Warrior athletics. You will be witness to some of the best athletic performances by our Ontario University Athletic Association (CIUAA) teams in such sports as basketball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse, track and field and, lest we forget, foot ball. The sport of football should be of particular note to all you frosh who come to us from the numerous high school football powers across the province and Canada. In recent years the football tradition of this university represents the lowest performance of any active body of students on campus. You see, the last time our football Warriors won a game of any sorts was 1984. And that, my dear frosh, is the extent of our recent foot ball tradition. Well its been nearly four years and after the heart-breaking seasons had by our football Warriors there is some hope for the coming season. This year’s optimism stems from the competitive showing last year by the under-manned and at times undersized Warriors. The season finale is a perfect example. After taking a 13-O lead less than 10 minutes into the game, the football Warriors were then- crushed by the wave of their opponent’s (Windsor] attack as they succumbed 49-&% A 23-20 loss to Guelph on a cold November night was the glim-

mering highlight of last season.. Unlike past seasons the football Warriors managed a measure of competitiveness in most of their games. This competitiveness was recognized by the.student body at large whe,‘showed their continuous support by their noisy appreciation after each loss. However, on one occaiion, at a ’ ame between Laurier and Water f oo, a few of our more demonstrative supporters took it upon themselves to undress the WLU mascot. Though not a very well-supported incident+ it did show how much the lowly football tradition still means to this university and its students. This coming season brings with it inany expectaiions for the team. The most important of which is the belief they will be competitive. Considering that of the 72 players who made up last year’s team, 41 were first-year players, it is easy to see why we are so optimistic. Of those 41 returning players there are some individuals of qote. The rqnn.ing t+nd*em of Jim Mitchell ibd Orville Beckford will will keep our offence in every game. So will the receiving pair of the sure:handed Chris Maecker and the speedy Richard Chefi. Notable on defence are linebacker %teve Alfanso and the defensive back pairing of Blair Greenly and Robert Vaugh. These players under the tutelage of head football coach Bob McKillop should live up to what is expected of them. So to all you football-crazed frosh, -though we may not be a powerhouse in OUAA football we do need the support of our newest fans. And lest you forget, here you 4vilI be apart of the privilege few who can say they were witness to the only true display of student athletics

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Tuesday, Sept. 15 - Locker registration 9 a.m. to 3130 p.m - blue activity (women) - CRAC general meeting 4:45 p.m. - V2 west quad lounge - Sailing, windsurfing and rowing 5 p.m. - CC135 - Badmint on club 6 p.m. CC135 - Martial arts club area 7 p.m. - blue activity Wednesday, Sept. 16 Fitness class registration 8to 8 p.m. - gym 3 - Skydiving club 4:30 p.m. - CC110 - Weight training club 5 p.m. - CC135 - Outers club 6 p.m. CC135 - Table tennis club area 7130 p.m. - blue activity - Archery club area 8:30 p.m. - red activity

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journed to Kingston last we& kend [Sept. 5, 8] for; a pair*.of I exhibition soccer games. vn Saturday ,T” Warriors played their fir& game against university competition this year, ‘Unfortunatelv, the Warriors lost a close game i-0 to Queen’s. The score was flattering to Queen’s as the Warriors had most of the play. Queen’s scored their only goal after a bad call led to a penalty shot. The warriors deserved a tie out of this game. On Sunday, Waterloo thrashed RMC 4-O. The result was never in doubt as the Warriors dominated every facet of the game. RMC did not even manage one dangerous attack against the stalwart Warrior defence. After the first half the Warriors led 3-0. In the second half the Warriors coasted home.

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Goal scorers were Carlos Burgeister, Mike Houston, Paul Strooper, and Ricardo Deane On Wednesday (Sept. 9) Waterloo tied CQnestoga College 33, After trailing 2-0 at the half the Warriors went ahead 3-2 on goals by Dan Rogozynski and Paul Knafele (2). Unfortunately , the Warriors. conceded an own goal a few minutes from time to allow Conestoga to gain the drab, This year’s team looks very promising. The team appears to be more offensively minded than last year’s’ very competitive team. Team spirit is at an all time high with many rookies looking forward to losing their hair. The Warriors first home game is next Wednesday afternoon (Sept* 16) at 5 p.m. The learn would greatly appreciate your support at their lovely and pict uresque home field at the Columbia Lake Playing Fields.

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Thursday, Sept. 17 ’ registration (all programs) - Instructional 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. - gym 3 - Equestrian club 5 p.m. - CC110 - Fencing and Kendo club 6 p,m. - studio 2 - Fitness instructor application due Noon - PAC 2039 - Men’s slo-pitch _ meeting 4:3Q -CC113 - Referee clinic @lo-pitch) 5:45 p.m. - CC 113 Friday, Sept. 18 - Instructional registration (ail programs) 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. - gym 3 - Fitness instructor meeting 4 p.m. (new), 5 p.m. [all) - PAC 1088 - Tennis instructors applications due Noon - PAC 2039 - Pool staff applications due Noon - PAC 2039 - Final entry for men’s & women’s flag football, women’s soccer, and co-ret volleyball 1 p+m. - PAC 2039

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A High Performance Research Group (HPRG) has been formed at the University of Waterloo. It’s purpose is to work with some of Canada’s elite athletes, to help prepare them for tke 1988 Olympics. The HPRG will focus on distance runners, sk s Dr. Rich Hughson, UW p K ysiologist, kinesiology professor and until resently

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UW swimmers by Donald h8dl Imprint etaff The University of Waterloo celebrates its 30th anniversary this year. To commemorate this achievement, Imprint Sports presents the second of a twopart review of Waterloo athletics.

1975 - 76 Athena swimmers took yet another OWIAA championship that season. .They were led by Karen Murphy, who won the loom breaststroke, and both the 200m and 400m individual med.leys. Claudia’ Cronin took the 50m and lOO@ freestyle events. At the CIAU meet that year, which was hosted by Waterloo, the “team” consisting of OWIAA swimmers won the CIAU championship. It is believed that had the title gone to the school whose team scored the most points, it would. have gone to the Athenas. The basket ball Warriors .won =their third straight Naismith championship, another OUAA title, and finished third at the CIAU championships. In soccer, the Warriors finished second in the OUAA regular season with a record of seven wins, one loss and two ties. They lost a 2-1 decision to Queen‘s in the OUAA final. Athena track and field athlete Barb Chitovas broke the previous OWIAA record when she won the javelin competition. The rughy Warriors won the OUAA’s Seven Aside tournament, while UW golfers won the OUAA title, finishing t,he two day tournament seven shots ahead of Windsor, The PAC was the site for an NBA exhibition game between the Detroit Pistons and the Buffalo Braves.

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1977 - 78 For the second year in a row, the swimming Warriors won the CIAU championship. Dave Heinbuch won the 200m breaststroke. The Athena swimmers were third at the OWIAA meet and fourth in CIAU competition. Other Ontario titles were claimed by the fencing Warriors and the Athena alpine skiers. Waterloo hosted the CIAU soccer tournament that year. UW lost to Concordia 2-1 in a semifinal game, but came back to defeat Dalhousie 3-1 in the consolation final, In ‘rugby, the OUAA final was a ain played qn Columbia field. T a e game, between Western and Waterloo, wound up in a 6-6 tie. By mutual agreement, due to the cold, snowy weather, co-cham-

Jeff -Goldsworthy, the badminton Warriors won. the OUAA championship. In wrestling, the Waterloo team @laced third at the OUAA level, while their coach, Bill Hogarth, was named the OUAA z wrestling coach of the year. The basketball Warriors made it to the OUAA West division final, where they lost 60-48 to Windsor. Doug Vance, Seymour Hadwen and Ron Graham were named to th’e OUAA West division all-star team. Athena basketball player Liz Silcott was named an All-Canadian. That year, the Athenas finished third in the OWIAA playoffs. In gymnastics, the Athenas finished third at the OWIAA meet and fourth overall in CIAU competition. Gymnast Ann Samson won the CIAU individual all-around title.

season ended with a 75-60 loss to Windsor in the OUAA West final. Waterloo’s hockey fortunes took an upswing, as the UW puck squad finished sixth in the OUAA regular season standings, good enough for a playoff spot. They lost 4-3 [in overtime) to McMaster in t-heir quarter-final playoff game. The badminton Warriors win the OUAA West division, but lost to Toronto in the OUAA final, The Athenas were second in OWIAA squash competition, while Waterloo was represented at the OWIAA figure skating championships.

1980-81 Waterloo football player Frank Kosec was the first player chosen in the CFL college draft.

1976 - 77 Although they finished second to Toronto in the OUAA meet, the Warriors won the CIAU championship. The most valuable swimmers that year were Ron Campbell, who won the loom and 200m breaststroke events, and Boris Jacyszyn. A visiting Australian all-star basketball team played an exhibition game against UW at the PAC, with the home side winning 78-52. That season, Seymour Hadwen’s 29 points led the Warriors to an 89-83 win over Laurentian in the OUAA title game, Waterloo again finished third at the CIAU tournament, Mike Visser of the basketball Warriors ’ became the third player in OUAA history to score more than 1,000 points in OUAA league games. The soccer Warriors had a perfect regular season, consi sting of 10 wins, no losses and tlo ties, but lost the OUAA crowri to Toronto by a 1-O score. The game whs played at Seagram Stadium in front of 500 fans, who saw Toronto score the only’goal in the last minute of play. Marcus Klein, Goalkeeper midfielder Paul Stevanato and back Jim Valiant were chosen for the OUAA all-star team. Waterloo also won the right to host the OUAA rugby championship. York beat UW 9-U in the OUAA championship game. At the OUAA track and field meet, Waterloo‘s Rob Town won both the shot and discus events. The athletic banquet, which now cost $2 to attend, moved to the Concordia Club. For the second time in three years, the Warriors Band won the J.0. Hemphill award for student ad-

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19819 82 The waterpolo Warriors, led by John Saabas, finish first in the OUAA West regular season. They hosted the OUAA finals, in which York beat UW 12-10. On the afternoon of February 6, Waterloo athlete Lynne Rougeau was at McMaster, where she qualified for the CIAU diving championship. That evening, at Waterloo, she qualified for the CIAU gymnastics meet. For the second year in a row, the Athena nordic skiers won the OWIAA championship. The Warriors finished third in the OUAA loppet t. Wrestler Maldwin Cooper won the CIAU individual championship at 51 kg. It was the fourth straight year that Cooper had qualified for the CIAU meet. Basket ball rookie Peter Savich scores 22 points in his first exhibition game for the Warriors. . After the game, head coach Don McCrae tells Imprint reporter Virginia Butler to “learn to spell that name . . . you‘ll be seeing a lot of it.” That year, the Warriors won the Naismith tournament, culminated by an 89-70 win over UQTR in the final game, At the tournament, the Warriors Band celebrated its 15th anniversary. I The cross-country Athenas finished second at the OWIAA meet, which was their best ever result. Swimming coach Dave Heinbuch, who coached the Warriors and Athenas, was named the OUAA, swimming coach of the year. One of the swimmers on his Athena team, Lynn Marshall, set an OWIAA record in the 200m freestyle. Both the curling Athenas and the synchronized swimming Athenas finished second at their OWIAA competitions.

1982 -83

The fjrst recipients of the “Athlete of the Week” award at Waterloo, shown 1979, were foobtr player Bill Boug (right) and Lois Scott (next to Boug) Athenas. Their proud coaches were WaIly Delahey (left) and Judy McCrae. pions were declared. . . It was a dark day for Waterloo basketball fans, as the Warriors lost -the OUAA basketball title game 62-59 to Laurier, The volleyball Athenas had a great regular season, winning nine matches and losing only once, They went all the way to the OUAA final, where they lpst to the perennially strong Western team. In their first year as a varsity team, the Athena gymnasts finished fourth at the OWIAA competit ion. Bingeman Park was the site of that year’s athletic banquet. ‘:

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For the first (and only) time, a UW football team found itself in a playoff game, a result of Waterloo’s 4-3 regular season record. In that historic game, the Warriors lcist 30-23 to Laurier. The Warrior swimmers established

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successful UW team at the CIAU level with their third straight CIAU championship. The team’s most valuable person was Alan Swanston. The swimming Athenas were second to Toronto at the OWIAA meet, and third overall in at the CIAU meet. Led by Keith Priestman and

The soccer Warriors lost their OUAA semifinal game to Laurentian, while the squash Warriors finished third in the OUAA.

1979 - 80 In football, UW has a 2-5 record, but tight end Bill Boug was named an All-Canadian. Boug, out side linebacker Frank Kosec and defensive back Rob Somerville were .named OUAA allstars. Athena field hockey player Lois Scott was selected to play for the national field hockey team. The first “Athlete of the Week” awards were given out that year. Boug and Scott were the first recipients. In volleyball, the Warriors hosted York in the OUAA championship game. York won in the maximum five games. The Naismith Classic basketball tournament

was won by the

Victoria Vikings, led by guard Eli Pasquale. Victoria would go on to win the CIAU championship that year, beginning their streak of seven straight CIAU titles. The Warriors started their regular season with a win and four losses, then took seven straight wins to finish 8-4. Their

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At present, Kosec is the last player to go from UW to the CFL. In nordic skiing, the Athenas, led by Donna Elliott, van the OWIAA championship. The Warridrs finished second in their OUAA nordic skiing competition. . The UW soccer team were able to reach the OUAA finals, where they lost a 1-O decision to Laurier, Waterloo’s Tom Abbott was named to the OUAA all-star team. Also reaching the OUAA’finals in their sport were the badminton Warriors, who again lost to Toronto in the league finals, - The waterpolo Warriors advanced to the four-team OUAA playoffs for the first time. Waterloo hosted the CIAU basketball championships (won by Victoria), the OWIAA curling finals, in which the Athenas placed second, and the OWIAA gymnastics meet, where the Athenas finished sixth. The indoor track & field Athenas finished in second place at both the OWIAA and CIAU

meets. Leslie Estwick, competing in the high jump, long jump, 50m hurdles and relay race greatly helped Waterloo’s cause. Waterloo introduced the first annual Oktoberfest rugby tournament this season. Another

The basketball Warriors came - back from a 25-20 deficit in the OUAA West division championship game against Brock to win 62-57. Peter Savich led the Warriors with 32 points. 7hey went on to win the OUAA final with a 66-65win over York. In their CIAU semi-final game at UW versus Brandon, Savich’s shot at the buzzer gave Waterloo a 73-72 victory. The Warriors went on to the CIAU final, where they lost a 63-52 decision to Victoria. Both Waterloo curling teams won Ontario championships. Glenn Howard, Bruno DiGioacchina, Paul Godword and Matt Feltis won the QUAA title, while Caroline Francey, Tammy Hughes, Nancy Lawler and Sandy Smith were the OWIAA’s best. Led by Pat Wardlaw and Jacquie Gibson, the Athena nordic ski team won their third straight OWIAA tit le. The Warriors finished fourth at the OUAA meet. The Athena swimmers finish in second place at the OWIAA swim meet. Lynn Marshall qualified for seven CIAU events+ while Kelly Neuber qualified for six. Overall, 13 Athenas earned a trip to the CIAU meet, where they saw Marshall win the 400 metre freestyle race, In volleyball, the Warriors won the OUAA West division championship, led by CO-MVPs Paul Craven and Owen Jones. UW lost to Toronto in the OUAA final.

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Athena tennis player Alison Manning won the OWIAA singles championship, while wrestler Abe Buechert won the OUAA title in the 132 lb. competition.

1983 - 84 An on-campus arena finally became a reality at Waterloo, The name Columbia Icefield was chosen over calling the edifice the Don Hayes Arena. The rugby Warriors won the OUAA championship, defeating York 19-3 in the final game. Andy Stone‘s three penalty kicks and tries by Paul Coburn and Tony Stea gave UW the win. In field hockey, the Athenas, led by Lisa Bauer’s Waterloo record 29 goals, finished second to Toronto in the OWIAA finals. Their finish earned UW a trip to the CIAU tournament, where they finished sixth. The Athena nordic ski feam took their fourth consecutive OWIAA title. Pat Wardlaw and Susan Stone were UW’s top placing s kiecs. In curling, the Warriors won the OUAA title, while the Athenas finished second at the OWIAA bonspeil. Lana Marjama of the crosscountry Athenas finished third in the OWIAA race, and fifth at the CIAU meet. Her placing earned her All-Canadian honours. In track and field, Athena high jumper Elaine Veenstra finished first at the OWIAA meet. Cornerback Mike White of the football Warriors was drafted by Ottawa in the seventh round of the CFL draft. After defeating Concordia, Winnipeg and Brock to win the Naismith, the basketball Warriors had an 11-1 regular season. At the same time, both of UW‘s men’s and womem’s volleyball teams finished first in their regular season schedules. The success of the three teams resulted in the busiest athletic weekend ever at UW. On the days of February 24 and 25, Waterloo hosted the OUAA West basketball tournament, the OUAA volleyball championship and the OWIAA volleyball tournament. At the basketball tournament, Western defeated Waterloo 9% 88 in triple overtime to win the OUAA West division championship. The Warriors went on to win the Midwest regional and finish fourth at the CIAU tournament, After going 12-1 in the regular season, the Athena volleyball team fell td York at the OWIAA tournament. In men’s volleyball, the Warriors defeated York 3-1 to win

established

*of Fame, the OUAA title. Paul Craven, Owen Jones and Jim Cooke were named OUAA West all-stars, while head coach Dave Husson was named OUAA West volleyball co-coach of the year. Waterloo finished third at the CIAU volleyball tournament. Paul Craven was chosen as one of the tournament all-stars.

1984 - 85 An Athletic Hall of established to honour had made outstanding tions to athletics at Among the .initiaI were Dr. K.D. Fryer, dridge and Claudia

Fame was those who contribuWate‘rloo. inductees Dick AlE. Cronin

Schlote.

Waterloo swimmer Mike West won the CIAU 100 metre and 200 metre races in CIAU record times. Peter Savich of the basketball Warriora won the Mike Moser award as the CIAU’s outstanding basketball player. That year; the Warriors won both the,Nai& mith (with Lakehead, Acadia. and McGill the victims] and the OUAA West championship. They went on to win their regional tournament in Toronto on a shot at the buzzer by Rob Froese, sending UW to the CIAU tournament, There, they lost to Victoria, 93-79, in the CIAU final. The Athena nordic ski team captured their fifth consecutive UWIAA title. In individual competition, Pat Wardlaw finished second overall. UW took gold in the 9x5km relay. Skip Glenn Howard’s curling Warriors extended their string of OUAA titles to three, while the Athenas again came second at the OWIAA competition. UW’s men‘s volleyball team won the OUAA West division title; but lost to Toronto in the OUAA championship match. The field hockey Athenas finished second to York at the OWIAA championships. Kathy Goetz and Debbie Murray were named to the OWIAA all-star team. Their second place finish qualified the’ Athenas for the CIAU tournament in B. C. Place, where they finished sixth. For the second year in succession, the golf Warriors finished second in the OUAA golf tournament. The football Warriors defeated Toronto 25-,24 for theironly win of the season, and their last win to -date.

1985 -86 After five overtime periods, the rugby Warriotis finally won the OUAA rugby championship, M-12, over Western. Jay Dinovitzer scored the winning try.

Randy

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at York.

Imprint file photb The basketball Warriors won their third straight Naismith tournament, defeating Laurier in the final. It was the first time that UW and WLU had met in the Naismith final. After the Naismith, UW lost seven-foot centre Randy Norris to knee problems, but got Norris back in time to win the OUAA title and their regional tournament to advance 10 the CIAUs. Just like the previous year, Waterloo lost to Victoria, 70-61, in the CIAU final. Peter Savich played his last games with UW that season. At The last home regular-season game; Savich’s No. 21 was retired, joining Bill Jones’ No. 22, Jaan Laaniste’s No. 11, and Mike Moser‘s No. 53. The only OWIAA championship taken- by an Athena team that season was won by the UW figure skaters. Margo Fraser, the team’s MVP, won the open sin-I gles competition. In volleyball, the Warriors won the OUAA title, and fin-

ished fifth in the ‘CIAU championships, held in Moncton. Dave Ambrose was oarned a first-team All-Canadian. Under new coach Don McKee, the hockey, Warriors had a regular season reco,rd of nine wins, two losses and a tie at the Christmas break, good enoughfor first place at the time. Their winter was not as spectacular, as they managed to hang on for sixth place and a playoff spot. In the sudden-death quarter-final game, Waterloo lost a 4-3 decision to York, but, their season. revived interest in varsity hockey at UW. The. Athena soccer team was formed that season, and played an eight game schedule.

1986-87 The vblleyball Warriors finished in first place in the OUAA West division regular season for the fifth straight year, They wera defeated 3-2 by Western in the OUAA West final.

In hockey, the Warbiors finished third in the OUAA regular season, with a record of sixteen wins, four losses and four ties. UW received stellar goalkeeping from Mike Bishop, the team’s MVP and the CIAU hockey rookie of the year. In the playoffs, UW lost their best two-of-three quarter-final series to WLU in two straight overtime games. Both the Warriors and Athenas finished fourth at their respective Ontario swim meets. At the CIAU meet, diver Glare Young won the 1 metre diving event. Backstroke specialist Kate Moore won two CIAU medals, finishing second in the 100 metre race and third in the 200 metre event. At the Waterloo Invitational cross-country meet,< UW‘s Harvey Mitro and Jill Francis won the men‘s and women‘s races respectively. The Warriors went on to finish second to Ottawa at the OUAA meet. By finishing second, they qualified for the CIAU meet, where Andy Krucker finished fifth overall to .earn All-C&adian honours. UW took fourth place at the CIAU event, _ Mitro would also shine during the indoor track season by winning the OUAA 1000 metre event, setting a new OUAA ret cord. He finished second-in the CIAU 1000 metre race. OverPll, seven IJW indoor track athletes went to the CIAU meet, including Krucker, who finished third in the 5000 metre race. Marcela Krajny and Mary Mathers

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