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By Tbm York The recent trend toward a “short war” (the Falklands, Grenada, the 1967 and 1973 Egypt/Israeli wars) has led modern nations to revise their tactical handbooks. The current Soviet Handbook on Aggressor Military Forces emphasizes: - use of massive artillery barrages; - speed and shock more than fire and maneuver; - a rate of advance of 60-100 km per day in a nuclear environment and 30-50 km per day in a non-nuclear environment; moving as fast at night as during the day &ht vision devices have been installed in all tanks); - overcoming natural obstacles (es. rivers) with a minimum reduction in rate of advance; - bypassing salients of strong resistance and penetrating deep into the enemy’s rear [little reliance on seizing or cbntrolling terrain). But is this tactical doctrine, which makes for a “short war”, so different from the trimester system of ll-week-long courses, which makes for a “short term” ? When to the truncated term (the normal college semester is 14 weeks] is addeyl the co-op system - in which students must sit interviews, change living arrangements, and appear perky, bright, and competent in three different situations per year - the result, it seems to me, is not unlike modern combat. If we substitute “mid-term” for “‘combat,” and “student” for “soldier,” the critical point _ at which these ‘two fields of fire overlap is sleep deprivation. Sleep studies have been done at the Walter Reed Army Institute of Research to determine the effect of sustained operatiol!s on soldiers, in an attempt to quantify performance degradation with sleep-loss. Defining a “sustained operation” as any combat situation which.is continuous for 24 or more hours, the following conclusions, have been reached: 1)‘Regardless of the light-dark cycle, we tend to maintain a 23 to z&hour diurnal rhythm, with task performance peaking between 1200 and 2100 and reaching a low between 0300 and 0600. 2) Sleep deprivation creates the same effects as jet lag - the body functions “out of synch”

with tlie diurnal cycle - and jet la’g performance skill levels by XJ per cent. 3) Most errors made during vigilance (and most of these are made between 0300 0600 hours) are errors of omission. This lapsing “microsleep” - the individual mentary sleep with his eyes open. 4) Sleep loss over a number of nights is ative, and results in faulty memory, especially short-term memory. This makes it-difficult, not impossible, to learn new information, 5) Recovery time is also cumulative: Deprivation Hours - 48 - Recovery Hours 72 - 24;96 - 120 If only a little sleep is possible, when be done? Obviously, between 0300 and when performance is lowest anyway. But hotirs isn’t enough. Atceptable performance be sustained for several weeks on four sleep every &&hour period. In addition, imum of one-and-a-half hours is needed, aking, to become cognitively normal. seems that, during sleep, a hormone called totropin builds up in the brain, impairing term memory. An example would be receiving phone call in the middle of the night being able to remember who called. So, the four hours minimum sleep another a half for waking up. What about drugs? Most research I have is against them, because they provide energy” which allows the body to reach ously high levels of stress, and because retard diurnal adjustment. What about physical fitness? Research Gates that being physically fit, even super will not delajr cognitiv’e degradation, except ing extended (more than 72 hours) periods sleep deprivation. What if you are macho? This has actually studied (these are U.S. Army test,& after the conclusion reached was that “. . ‘leader’ is not vulnerable to the weakness’es the ordinary man . . . even the leader sleep.” [The Rev. Dr. Tom York is United Church plain at UW and WLU. His office is at College. 1 4.

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Planning students-win Scholarship awards have been announced for seven students in the University of Waterlo& School of Urban and Regional Planning. Paul Weissenborn, a’ fourthyear student, has been awarded a scholarship by the Ontario Professional Planners Institute. Jason Chu, who has entered a master’s program, was chosgn to take ,part in a six-week trip to China, at the Beijing Urban De-

sign Studio. The trip award wasoffered jointly by China and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Chu was one of 26 North Americac students who made the trip. Chu also won a Planning Experience Program scholarship sponsored by Ontario’s ministry of municipal affairs to help him complete a research project on the locatkon of Japanese automo-

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CC site of deiscusshn Ion the irhplicitions of AIDS by Lyn McGinnis Dr. David Walters, director of the Canadian Public Health Association, was the keynote speaker at a public forum on AIDS in UW’s Campus Centre October 15. The CC audience, at first glance, seemed uninterested in the discussion, yet it became apparent Walters was holding the attention of those in attendance. Audience awareness appeared to increase as Walters answered questions from the floor’and did some humourous polling of those who sat within his range. What emerged, was not new facts about AIDS [acquired immune deficiency syndiome), but’ a wide-range of well-known elements of this 20th century tragedy. Some audience members were interested an well informed, others felt little need to be concerned.

Walters ,asked about condom availabilitv on camnus r -- Icnndoms are promoted as neces’sa& for safer sex). He was told that a small -number of free condoms are available on request at the a turnkey desk as well as the Birth Control Centre and the GLLOW office in the Campus Centre. Condoms are also available at the Campus Shop at cost and in the Village tuck shops. Every Village Don has a supply for emergencies. Perhaps the most gripping el& ment of the forum was a videotape made for Australian television to promote AIDS awareness. Out of a dark gray mist, a group of peonle descend slowly from-abode, ittached by their heads to a rack that releases them when they reach the floor. They are of every race, young and old, male and female. Helpless, they stand rooted the spot. A young girl is at the

front, looking terrified. Before them looms a giant menacing finure: Death ‘Ath his sicklg He bends and picks up a huge bowling ball and, taking aim, sends the ball hurling toward the hgroup. The young girl is crying and winces; it’s a strike, they all '~0 down, lying like so’many pins with a gray mist rolling- her them. This is-only one lane of an immense bowling alley, death plays in every lane and wins every time. Walters ended the forum by asking students to keep well-informed about the disease. He said he was satisfied .with the forum, joking that it was a good sign that audience members “d:dn’t run away”.

Walters travels across the country regularly . speaking about the disease and inviting people to “join the attack on AIDS”.

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A report supporting a discriminatory hiring practice for the University of Waterloo was presented to senate October 19. Doreen Brisbin, an advisor to UW’s vice-president (academic), defended the proposal, saying

Waterloo’s Jamie Roberts to’ok first place last week in the individual debater category at the University of Toronto’s Hart House international debating tournament. Forty-eight teams from Canada and the United States competed at the Hart House, which traditionally has had a jinx on Waterloo debating. The team of Roberts and David Bigelow rebounded from a slow start to place 12th. Last year this team placed fifth at the Cana-dian national championships. Another UW team, composed of Peter Piliounis and Charles Gordon, had a strong showing to place them into the quarter-final pairings. They were knocked out of contention in the next round

the plan would increase female representation on faculty. Women currently represent IO per cent of Waterloo’s teaching staff. Some senators expressed concern that the proposal+- tabled by the Advisory Council on Aca- demic Human Resources, might compromise Waterloo’s objective to recruit faculty members based aon their academic e&c&

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Brbbin’s report summarized the various activities the council pursued. The “top priority”, according to the report, is the recruitment of qualified women with th’e goal if increa sing the faculty. proportion of female New hiring policies are already being drafted. Another direction the council has taken at the re-’

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Also presented fo’r the information of the senate was the report from the recent meeting of the Council of Ontario Universi; ties. This report included the suggestion that public meetings be held to “solicit public comment and /advice”. l‘he report also noted that Waterloo’s first year, full-time undergraduate enrolment and its part-time graduate enralment have increased more than the provincial average. The future of interuniversity athletics was mentioned, as well .as project to summarize “trends and issues ‘in various disciplines” with the objective of eventually presenting this information to the university corn? munity if the results warrant. i Senate approved a chanie in its ex-officio membership, replacing vice-president (university services) with the dean of students. Befor’e senate adjourned for the evening, a correspondence program presentation summar-. ized the program’s achievements and outlined where emphasis would be put in the future.

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by Peter Dedes Imprint staff It’s over. North America’s largest Bavarian festival has passed away for another year with only the memories of a power failure at the Concordia Club and somebody’s accordion being stolen. The hot spot this year was at Speaker’s Corner (Frederick and King) in Kitchener, Tuesday. Local heroes the Beirdo Brothers were on hand to display their unique talents as they played to an enthusiastic collection of onlookers. Decked-out in their Bavarian finest, they performed a fine selection of German Beer Drinking Songs. Rounding out the acoustic ensemble were ‘a - banjb, an accordion (instruments from hell) a sax and a snare drum. Making the day even more spectacular was free food. Our slumbering oil giant, Petro-Canada, sponsored a unique and \rtiried menu of Oktoberfest sausage and sauerkraut all on a bun with authentic German hot mustard. Root beer too! ’ Oktoberfest ‘87 also witnessed the opening of a brand new club in downtown Kitchener. Stages, the latest in Euro-disco technobars opened its doors at the recently renovated Odeon in .downtown Kitchener. Waiting for up to 45 chilly minutes, the crowds were treated to an eclectic blend of the latest dance tunes and rock ‘n’ roll classics. An amazing light, and laser array and periodic bursts of fog from two machines greeted the dancing masses. It remains to be seen how the new danceteria will fare, considering past history [does anybody remember Pete & Marty’s?). Here’s to hoping you were caught up in the culture andfestivities at this years Oktoberfest. Prosit.

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Giving, up rights Nova Scotia joined Confederation in 1867. The partnership whic?h Nova Scotia made when it joined Canada is extremely similar to the partnership which Canada is contemplating with the United States under the name of free trade. In 1867 Nova Scotia had a lot more money than Upper Canada, (present-day Ontario). Ontario was on the brink of bankruptcy in 3867; it neededp the wealth of Nova Scotia. The economy of Halifax was booming. Industry was establishing itself quite profitably: yet, at the time,‘a federation with the rest of Canada looked good to Nova Scotia. When Nova Scotians became Canadians they had Canadian markets opened up-to them tariff free. But, and this is a big “but”, Nova Scotia lost its right to protect itself from those very Canadian markets which had opened up for, free inter-ppovincial trade. What transpired is revolutionary when one looks at the Nova Scotia of 1867 and compares it to the Nova Scotia of today. Montreal and Toronto capital combined to gain control of the Halifax economy. Halifax businessman were no match for their capitalizing Montreal and Toronto counterparts. ’ The inter-colonial railroad extension to Nova Scotia was supposed to enhance the economy of the port of Halifax. Instead, the railroad was manipulated by Montreal businessmen. Montreal gained primacy as the major port. The railroad was then used to ship goods into Nova Scotia when all along Halifax businessmen had aspirations as being the gateway to Canada. The railway that Nova Scotians demanded as a concession for entering Confederation contributed to the subordination of the maritime economy to the rest-of Canada. Like the Nova Scotia experience, is theCanadian economy to suffer the fate of massive subordination to American interests. Is-Canada strong enough to hold its own against the USA without the right to pass urgent protectionist legislation. Nova Scotia gave up its right and Canada, the nation, is about to give up its right 120 years later. l

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The upheaval on the world’s stock exchanges was undoubtedly the week’s biggest news item; comparisons with the collapse’of 1929 flooded the airwaves and filled miles of newsprint. . While such media treatment was inevitable, such an occurrence is not an everyday event after all, I have to wonder if much of the Linfarm-&qg Fupp!ie$l,f:o the”public _ meant<anything .L h.. I , to the average Canadian. . The, world of isdexes, stqcks -and preferred shares is foreign to all ’ but a small minority of the general populous. This week’s excitement has potential repercussions far everybody (the whole structure of the economy is said to be in question), This week’s scrutiny of the stock market is understandable+ yet the news industry has always placed an emphasis on reporting the goings-an of the market: everyday’we are informed of the Dow Jones average, the TSE composite index, the closing price of gold, other _ precious medals, and commodities. This-infarmation, however, has little bearing an the daily lives of the average newspaper reader or television viewer. Why then does the media insist on devoting so much time and space to this information? After all, the information provided is not detailed enough for those who are seriously involved in the investment industry. And the daily facts and figures mean nothing to people who have no investments (a hategory students easily fit into). The media’s coverage is based on habit and tradition - it’s been done for so long and is provided by so many newspapers, radio stations and television networks that it now perpetuates itself. The business sections of newspapers contain all sorts of investment related information that means little to the average reader, yet this material is packaged with an assortment of other news and edtertainment information that it just adds further variety to the product. Where the uselessness . of these statist& is most apparent is on television. Television news prbgrams are already limited infhe scope of their caverage due to time constraints (a half-page newspaper story niay be reduced to a few paragraphs for broadcast). The daily coverage of these market indicators only add. to frustration of watching television news. This issue is certainly not the most pressing of the wehk’s problems, but all the coverage of the stock market slide has brought this

I was delighted to read. Bob Horton’s column A Pilgrim’s Perspective A On Sexuality (Imprint, Oct. 16). Bob was right to point out that premarital sex is as wrong, and as sinful, as haposexual intercourse. However, I would like to take his argument a step further. In the Old Testament, it was just as great a siq for a man to spill his seed. Coi%m -interruptus;y‘causing the lass of th? “t)le s,Fed’l,-was a sin b&u& fi was the;Jew’s ‘duty to produce offspring. The Chosen People were deeply concerned about the continuation of their race. 4 The New Testament also contains condemnation of homasexual acts. Oddly enough, however, this condemnation never comes from Jesus: it is found in the Pauline epistles. But we should see St. Paul’s letters as a reflection of his upbringing as a Jew, and we should add to out view of the Pauline letters an understanding that St. P&l never refers to’ constitutional homosexuality, but refers always and only to lustful acts. As Christians today, we should be concerned with the one and only thing that makes us stand out as human beings., I am referri’ng t’o t ha a& t,hing that we have that makes us unique: the capacity to give and receive love. I know many will say that-animals are capable of love, and to sdme extent they tire right. I have several cats, a dog, and a bird. 1 know they are devoted to me and love me in their own fashion. But

c:rocal and intimate stage by making love. the feelings of jay and closeness that tie give and receive through intimate sexual contact actually makes us feel as one. We bring individua!ity to each other, and each is made more by the other in the act of love. Christ brought us Grace -the love of God. Christ came for’. sinners; we are all sinners. That is, not one of us is pkrfect, but, by the Grace of Christ, we strive to become what God waits us to become. We became better only through love. It’s time to stop calling aurselves Christian if to be Christian means we exclude homosexuals from our Church. 1 do not approve of promiscuity, whether heterosexual or homasexual in nature. I don’) approve of humans using other humans for selfish reasons. But I stand firmly in my faith when I say that to love is not only right, but is what God wants us to do. Love, whether between homasexuals of heterosexuals, is a beautiful affirmation of God’s love for us all.

Many theologians wrestled with the homosexuality and today are taking the we must not be interpret at ion of the the Old and New which refer to the homosexual love far from literal in our tions of those passages with heterosexuals lustful a%ts are sinful, acts are beautiful. _I agree with Norman when he says: ‘A should not be required any bnd every expression in physical ways. To is to ask the homosexual mit sexual suicide, such a man or called to a celibate ural’ and ‘normal’ for to show love, to act ‘make love’, as it is ral’ and.‘narmal’ for ual to wish to do (Time far Consent, 1976). Josee Duffhues Grad &dent

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Comment on gay lifestyle. _fl Hello out the.re was a,sinine-and simplistic To the editor, ‘Taking into consideration western so&y’s divorce rate, I take the liberty of rephrasing Cindy Long’s simplistic argument against homosexuality (Imprint, Oct. 9): The simplest argument against the desirability of a heterosexual lifesty1e is that it does not work for those involved. Avowed het ero- sexuals who want children and lasting, long-term relationships are in for a lot of emotional pain and suffering stemming from human needs which cannot be ful’ filled given the lifestyle they have \1 chosen. Even to grace Long’s’ asinine argument with a rebuttal gives it more credit than it deserves. However, I must ask, if Cindy Long is not a homosexual (I think I can safely assume she is not), how can she possibly know that such a lifestyle “does not w.ork for those intiolved”? If she is taking Chris Gerrard’s column of October 9 as evidence, then she is mistaking one individual’s experience for the exfierience of a large group of people, I have little doubt that my sample group

Cindy Long’s implication that gays have a monopoly on misery.-1 have spent the last four year3 trying to dispel the myth that homosexuals have a harder fife than most people. Sure, it can make things difficult, but so can heterosexuality in the form, for example, of un.wanted pregnancy. I also take exception to Long’s implication that she understands the “roots of homosexuality”. NObody knows why homosexuality exits, despite a proliferation of theories. Looking for a cause implies thefe is a cure, and I, for one, don’t want to be cured.

of gays and lesbians, composed as it is of at least 200 friends and acquaintances (and inciuding myself), is more representative than any group or survey from which Long gathers her impressions of “emotional pain and suffering”. I have found that for the majority of this group, homosexual lifestyles do “work”. They work (for those involved, of course) at least as well as heterosexual lifestyles. S,here Hite’a most recent survey shows heterosexual women are highly dissatisfied with their relationships with men (ie. their heterosexual lifestyle): - 95 per cent of the women in the study reported forms of “emotional. and p’sychological harassment” from the men they love; - 98 per cent wished for more “verbal closeness” with their male partners; - 91 percent of divorced women surveyed reported they were the ones that initiated the divorce; - 87 per cent of the married women said they have their “deepest emotional relationship’* with a woman friend”. Given this evidence, I must take exception to Chris Gerrard’s and

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I was shocked and dismayed at the turn-Gut for the speaker at the Humanities Theatre on October 19. Mr. Dith Pran shared two hours of his valuable time with a very appreciative, yet small audience. He spoke about the horrors of Cambodia’s plight during the Vietnam tiar. The Cambodian pecipie were pawns in a viciouk war

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lived peaceful lives. &cause of the war, their culture was crumbled and their existence has become a’ daily fight for survival. The poverty that they experience canntit be compared to anything in the c. western world. His concern for his people has prompted him tb join forces with‘ other world community members who have experienced similar holocausts. Mr. Pran, along with the others, is searching for justice in the World Court. This justice in-

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I have been writing this column for more than a year is really quite a long time, when you consider that I have come-up with something every week in the regular every other week during the spring term. I do not want sound as if I do not like doing it, or that it is a chore. I enjoyed writing this column and sharing my views with In one of my earlier columns (the first one, I think), I what I write are my truths, aird what I have found out experience. That is still true, but it probably needs stating As well, even though I may be seen as a representative community, I am not, really, and the views that I express be the same as those held by other gay men and women. When I started writing,J had a few purposes. One was the attention of the straight community which is sometimes valent; more often hostile, but becoming more and more as time goes on, and to say, “Hey, look, tfiis is who I am, gay, and there is really nothing to be afraid of or concerned wanted, and still want, to shOw the straight majority of there that gay men and women are really the same as else, except for sexual preference, I also wanted to reach out to gay women and men who are, just realizing their own sexual orientation, starting with it, and coming to terms with being gay. Not too long a really rough eriod in my life when I had to come face-to-face with my sexua P ity, and stop running and hiding from what 1 was and am. It was hard for me, having been brought a very homophobic famil , to *escept ‘that I was what taught’ to bite. Ahd I also x tid td’try ‘and fit it Mb fhe cont’ekt faith (I am a Christian - Catholic), which I had always taught was clearly against same-sex orientation. Over years, I managed to do that,‘and much of what happened have written here. I hope that I can offer a little encouragement and experience to those who need it, I used to read this column religiously when Alan wrote it [I am not the first writer], and it was a bi2 Maybe my scribbling here will do the same for someone And, I also wanted to act as -~1bit of a malcontent, if the state of affairs regarding equality of gay people in an,d exhort my fellows, and everyone, to work for a better for all of us. Sometimes I find it difficult to just write issues when I sEe many other injustices on this globe that as appalling if not more so than the plight of persons intimate relation‘s with members of their own gender, this is a “gay” column, so such limiting must be‘done. Unfortunately, I have, having researched many topic’s were sources of interest, distress, or ire to me, covered motifs that I wished, and I am finding that at times I what to write about. That is not to say that I have questions ‘in my life concerning either directly or indirectly sexuality. But these are of a little more personal nature, really suitable for an- open forum. So, this column is a you read&s out there to write me, and tell me what you to read abqut - give me a few ideas. 1 will not necessarily to cover everything that you come up with, but I will t ry. intrigued to have some questions answered, write: Chris c/o Imprint, CC 140, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, NZL 3Gl: or watmath.uucp, to the attention of Chris A little feedback never hurt anyone.

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To the editor, I hate Tom York’s column a lot. I never felt sufficiently mot’ivated to write to the Imprint and complain before this. After all, he is supposed to be an educated man of the cloth and is entitled to his opinion, no matter‘ how half-baked it may be. ’ His latest column, Let’s Talk About . . 1 Co-ed Killers, goes beyond these. failings to promulgate the most insidious sexism masquerading as a rational social analysis. Was he sitting on the toilet reading the National Star when he got the bright idea to squeeze out a column about the multiple murders ‘of co-eds and children? What exactly is a co-ed? Isn’t that what old people call female students, dating back to the days when only males were allowed to go to school? ‘Maybe women shouldn’t be allowed to go to school, if they’re such obvious targets for sexual assault and murder; The grisly image of some failed university type poking through the entrails of some woman he presumably killed because she was an idealized view of something he aspired to but couldn’t attain is awfully effective from a dramatic point of view. From a realistic point of view, it stinks. Throughout the centuries when women were denied education or the right to vote, there don’t seem to be any cases of frustrated women mutilating or murdering firofessors or politicians. I think York is hoping that nobody can penetrate the fog of his logic to see his basic suggestion that university women (co-eds, for those of you who think university is some‘thing out of The Many Loves of

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Dobie Gillis) aie targets because they are achieving in a world ,where men should excel. I really can’t sse.mudh value in York’s arguments, and the only point I can see being made with any clarity is the “co-eds” set themselves up for attack by doing something York considers masculine, They walk to class with reckless foolhardiness so tempting to a serial killer who just’never cut it at school. They-- often pass their courses, which of course is anot her reason these men feel inferior and thus justify their murderous inipulses. What they should do, as the most valuable of society’s members, is take their courses by horresporidence (which would also allow them to do housework] and maintain their idealized status from afar, without the risk of offending some slasher. The fact that men like York think women are asking for assault, when no man would have to think .twice about walking across the campus after dark, makes me wish. he would stop spouting off about his views of society and university and just learn a few things. Women have the right to an education, They have the right do walk where they want apd when they want. They have the right to safety without sacrifice of personal freedom. Not because they want to be like men, but because these are simple basic rights that any person should be able to expect. On a university campus I wduld never expect tb see those rights questioned in a student newspaper by E supposedly enlightened person.

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I salute the Waterloo football players in taking action against the unprganized and inadequate head coach Bob McKillop. . The team vote 87 per cent for a head coaching change, while 5.7 per cent were against and 7.4 per cent abstained. This consensus of opinion should open the eyes of Waterloo’s uninterested administration, letting them know that the head coach is part of the reason for a 1-29 win/loss record over three seasons and a change is needed. How long do coaches last in the NFL, NCAA football, CFL and other OUAA football teams that go winless fpr an entire season? A head coach should bring the

full potential out of his assistant coaches and players in a unified ‘effort toward the ultimate goal of winning. I have known McKillop for three years and believe he is a stalwart friend to anyone who has encountered him. However, stalwart friend -does not win games. An esteemed, character-building, relentless and earnest head coach

express that of the football team which endured the tauntings of their achievements on the muddy gridiron and the maximum effort put forth at daily practices leading to the seemingly futile results in the win column. Ron Gall 3rd year veteran 4th year Hoaa. Sci.

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by Dawn Miles Because I’m busy, I’ve-fallen behind in much of the reading I have to do. This is not just schoolwork; I have a lot of personal reading to do as well. This gets even more piled up than my textbooks because there isn’t an exam to force me to / catch up. I finally got around to looking at one of my new books. It’s called A Vegetarian Sourcebook and, at first perusal, it appears to be an excellent survey of almost everything that’s been written about vegetarianism and most issues connected with-it. The author quotes many scientific studies to back ~‘p the claims made, studies from conservative researchers such as the National Reseirch‘ CotinciJ in the U.S. I recommend this book to anyone interested in learning more about the nutrition; ethics or ecology involved with vegetarianism as compared with meat eating. While reading this book, I discovered that I misled you a couple of weeks ago. This is because I was misled as well. Everything I told you aboui protein is true: that most plants have a lower percentage of some amino acids than animal products and that you can increase the protein content by complementing different kinds of food. What I have discovered, however, is that it really isn’t necessary to do that. Even the person. who initially promoted the complementary protein idea, Frances Lappe, has essentially reversed her view, stating that ‘it’s much easier than I thought’. It’s almost ippossible to have a protein deficiency on a diet that contains enough calories. North AmCricans -generally are obsessed with the nutrient protein. They wonder how vegetariam get enough of it. .What most people don’t realize, though, is that th$ average North American gets two to th&e times as much protein as netie+ssary. Vegetarians can survive quite well on . less; simply because everyone can. ’ A 154 lb adult male should eat 2,700 calories per day; 6.4 her cent of these calories should come from complete protein in order to meet requirements. As body weight goes up this percentage goes down, varying about a fifth of a per

cent either way. Any excess protein is burned as fuel for the’body’s metabolic processes. Almost all vegetables, grains, legumes, nuts and seeds provide more than this percentage of protein per total calories. Even though a vegetable may be low in a certainamino acid, it will

potatoes (don’t try this at home kids!] your required calories you would get of those calories as complete protein -more you need. Other examples are corn with cent compl& protein, lima beans with cent, spinach with 25 per cent, and mushrooms .-. with 28 percent. These examples are not exceptions presentative of the protein you will most all fqods. By just eating healthy everyday’foods you can satis ‘9y your quirements without even having to think it. True, t’here are people who suffer from deficiency. You- see pictures of. them from third world countries. However, ple are suffering krom a deficiency every other nutrientas well. Their problem a lack of proteini it’s a more general lack If you wanted to, you could eat enough and not g+ enough protein+ but you would to’work really hard to do it, If you ate nothing sugary junk food and alcohol you would deficiency. If only half of your diet however, you could still get enough protein the other half. So, even though I thought protein issue’, it really isn’t. Well, getting enouih isn’t an issue; too much protein, however, another itory to be dealt with later. Squash is ,one of those veggies thdt required amount of protein in it. Here’s prepare it that tastes really good. (It beats squash by a long way.) ’ Pepper

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you over the head until you accept what we are telling you start believing in God. But ban on, that’s not what the Bible teaches, at least 1 context, T e Bible says to love your neighbour. Well, if my neighbour over the head, I don’t think I’m doing a very

In pursuit of the truth about >humanity To the editor, I would like to address the at tention of several writers - Cindy Long, Chris Gordon, Lyn McGinnis and Chris Gerrard - who have felt the need to express their opinions in the forum section of Imprint during the last two weeks on the issue of homosexuality. The problem is that these writers have totally avoided the issue of relationships bet ween human beings. Cindy Long clearly felt compassion for the pain which Chris Gerrard, and I am sure many gay peopl.e, experience. The superficial attitudes which Chris Gordon and Lyn McGinnis took to Cindy’s article explain their misvderstanding cif her edsential message. Relationships of any kind, be they family, friends, or the ihtimate and l precious relationship between committed lovers, are not easy, #They kequire patience, understanding . and time, all ,of

which take an enormous amount of energy. I have often read A bifferent Light to enhance my knowledge of the university community. After all, we cannot separate honiosexuals from heterosexuals. We are all human beings, we all share hutianity. A human being’s purpose is to move toward truth. This is why we aie constantly searching, trying to discover through science, philosophy, art . . . what really is the truth. If it appears one method has failed, we turn to another to fulfill our purpose. However, we become dangerously erroneous if we disregard the nature of human existence - this nature is what has brought us through history to this generation. We have forgotten the true way of humanity Homosexual relationships cannot succeed because they are not natural, therefore the process of evolution will eradicate them. This is not my opinion; it is the inherent truth which al] humanity realizes, even if we do

Children To the editor,

I read your interview concerning Linda Frum’s Guide to Canadian Universities with great interest and anticipation. I was hoping Imprint would really “sock it to her”. Having read Frum’s section concerning Waterloo, I feel compelled to strongly disagree with her, In my opinion .her view tended to be ve”ry superficial. This book is intended to “help high-school students choose a university”. 1 believe that this presentation doe4 not effectively represent what a prospective student could expect from Waterloo. And what is the point of presenting a misleading picture? Waterloo may have a high ‘jlroportion of so-called “geeks”, but they are not always the most popular guys in class. Waterloo allows people to feel comfortable being whoever they are; we have a huge variety of students on our campus. r- The Larry incident further emphasizes Waterloo’s commitment to being an individual. Larry’s victim, who was definitely not WaterT loo’s first punker, caused students to react, bond together, and sup. port an individualist philosophy.

The’“geeks” and other groups. $r individuals, f&l comfortable and special being themselves and do not conform to a cookie-cutter mold of what a student population should dress like. Being a Planning student in the Environmental Studies faculty, I was especially indignant to find no mention of ‘my faculty. The E.S. I faculty offers an excellent’education and an alternative lifestyle that is unique among universities in Canada. I am certain that. other faculties, such as,HKLS, may’also feel left out. The. point remains that Frum’s superficial look at universities is of no help to high-s&go1 studeents, but iu,rt,her gromotes their ignqr; 8hce. If shi’intknds to g’ive’insight, Frum had better research more and prove to have a genuine understanding of what makes each university unique. Perhaps the reasoh many’ university students have commented on her unfair eva1uation of their universities is because they do not believe she, really understood them.

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tion of homosexuals”). The latter exists because of &the need for.the former. We are constantly put in a position of defending our lifestyle because so.often we ruti into fear, hostility and persecution, and, Cindy, it hurts. I{ took a long time to come to terms with who I am and many (but certainly not all all)of my f&nds can report similar experiences, Both of these reasons are valid defences .for A different Light to be included in Imprint. In response to your claim that A Different Light is propaganda, by your definition+ I agre.e. I also think that your &finition makes

betwden heterosexual sexual relation’ships; within your article: The one benefit you the contihuation of population (what every broad wants,. right?). about all the “normal” ual couples who choose children? We had better them too. And let’s not couples who, for whatever sons, are unable to have better stone them in

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against .the desirability sexual lifestyle; jt does foi ihose involved. Excuse disagreeing, but it doeswork’, me and my gay friends. works just fine, SO I’ll keep your judgmental please.

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One of the significant factors related to the problem of illegal rent increases is the simple fact that many people don’t know what constitutes alegal rent increase. in this article we will look at the various legal forms of rent increases. Guideline

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take the blame for not the truth of human existence: evolution, I rea1ize the-sensitivity of the subject I have addressed. .There are some things in life which cannot be accepted. I am not speaking in religious or moral context, but from a factual basis. The fact of evolution, which’ has devastatingly proven its superiority over humanity through the development qf AIDS. This is a truth

I jut loved Cindy Long’s list of speculations about why A Different Light exists (Imprint, Oct. 9). In the early days (of Zeke Gerrard) reasbn number otie (“they are only offering support for the existing gay community’) was valid. When Alan Yoshioka was writing the column I was still pretty .much in the closet andit helped to . know that other people were out there;not so far away, e>gperienciag pretty much the same problems I was.. When Alan started writing without the pseudonym, he commanded a great deal of respect from me. Youp second. reason (“the column is aimed at convincing heterosexuals to accept homosexuality as a normal lifestyle”) is related to your fourth (“the column is intended to .eradicate the fear and hostility syrrounding homosexuality and lessen the persecu-

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The guideline or statutory increase is the amount the landlord can raise the rent without going to rent review, A guideline increase level will be established by the minister of housing each year. This figure will be arrived at by calcu*i: -@ting two-thirds of .r inflation as measured ‘y:-through an- index of landlord costs called. the ‘Building Opefating Cost Index and then adding two per cent to that amount. In 1987 this guideline was 5.2,per cent. The government will announce the next year’s guideline each August: and it will be effective thre following January. If you are unsure*what the guideline is, contact the local Rent Review

ing, But once the ruling has been made, have to pay the amount which awarded, even if there is an appeal. Provided that 12 months have passed previous increase; all increases date ‘date indicated on the landlord’s .application. This means the tenant may have to stantial amount in back rent. For example, unit is eligible for a rent increase on 1, 1987, but Rent Review does not deliver ing until December 1,1987, the tenant back rent ,for the three months which passed: September, October I ready vember. ’

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Specifically, Freeze advocates larger fines for polluters. The geological scientist “spoke at Hagey Hall for two lectures this week.

Waterloo Region relies almost entirely on gr&mdwater which comes from wells as opposed to sources from the lakes and rivers. The type of deterrent the UBC prof. suggests is that owners of landvfill sites be required to post large performance bonds that would be refunded with interei;t after three or four decades elapse. The refunds would apply

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By now, some of you may have noticed several pumpkin-coloured posters advertising the Stu- dent Vocational Advisor (SVA) program. These posters mention jobs, careers and your future. Seeing this, you may have asked youself, “just what is an SVA?” and “what do they have to do with niy future?“. Well, we’ll begin with the second question, the ansder to which is very sir-nple: everything. The time when the whole campus will be buzzing with talk about jobs is coming up quickly.’ Several jobs’ are -already posted for December’ grads, deadlines for some summer jobs are almost here (inquire at the Career Info Centre), the grad I is almost here, UCPAs have ,to be prepared, suits bought, and shoes shined. Career planning and the job search is an overwhelming process that takes careful planning and preparation; it’s here that you friendly Student Vocational Advisor can help you. Now we can answer the first question: an SVA is a peer resource person: students .who are. facing the same challenges as you and have some insight into the the confusion that the job search is bound to create. The SVAs are student volunteers who are trained in all aspects of career planning and the job search. They work in conjunction with career services to help smooth out some of the difficulties that arise when you are preparing yourself for the job search.

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Seventy-seven students were arrested in what a Kingston officer called one of the worst street parties he had seen During this year’s annual homecoming event mishaps ranged shouting, fighting, breaking beer bottles, slashing tires, against houses, breaking a variety store sign, wrecking kicking in a police cruiser’s window. The traditiona? festivities are in serious jeopardy as administrators contemplate cancelling next year’s homecoming. A similar party erupted last year. On October 17, G. Gordon Speaker at-Queen%.

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A guard rail in the stands of Lansdowne stadium gave a traditionally rowdy football game between Ottawa and Dozens of student spectators crashed more than four metres pavement. Eighty police officers were inside the stadium, twice the number hired for a Pink Floyd rock concert this which thejcrowd was twice the size. A city councilor has called for an end to rowdy ant its at Panda football game between the Carleton Ravens and Gee Gees. University

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They are still off the job at Western. This week marks week of the Food Services and Plant Operations strike at-the sity. The administration anbunion are as far apart as ever; the two sides-met this past Wednesday for mediation talks. A source at the campus paper The Gazette summed sentiment as “quite tired of the strike”. This week the administration circulated an open letter refuting all of the union’s complaints. . York

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They are still off the job at York. It has been four weeks York University Staff Association (YUSA] walked off The barrier- to a settlement is money. The union wants creases ranging from 6.5 per cent to 7.0 per cent and 7.5 per the lowest paid members. The university is offering 6.3 per stands firm. Students at York are as equally frustrated as their Western terparts. Some students are refusing to cross the picket v , York Univarsity,daycare workers joined the already brge line formed by the YUSA. The daycare workers left their manding a 4 per cent wage increase. This Iabour dispute children without daycare. University

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UWIWLU gearwp for’ Udversit* The University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University will jointly operate a display/information booth at Kite-hener’s Fairview Park Mall, next week, Wednesday to Friday, during National Universities Week .(Oct. 24 - Nov. I]. - The three-day exhibit [Oct. 28 to 30) will be staffed by more than a dozen higher education experts (four at a time) from both universities. The exhibit is intended to give Kitchener-Waterloo residents a chance to ask questions about their two local - universities, and to take home chures that will be available. Included will be information about continuing education and part-time studies at both universities, women’s programs, museums and galleries open to the public, free lectures, regular programs and much more. . The joint effort by UW and WLU, arranged specifically’ to promote the National Universities Week theme of “Investing in Our Fy t ure,” is intended to help the fiublic find out more about the unique impact of ‘the tiniversities in their community. A number of campus and offcampus events have been planned for the week.‘They include the following: - An Open House at the University of St. Jerome’s College, Oct. 28, will see many highschool students visit the college; also, on Oct. 27, in Hamilton, St. J’s Graduates’ Association will hold a special evening in Caddie’s Restaurant, featuring St. Jerome’s prof and author, Eric McCormack, who will r&d from his current novel. . -

- Wilfrid Laurier University offers public concerts on Oct. 25, 28 and 9; Victor Feldbrill conducts the WLU Symphony Orchestra at 3 p.m. on Oct. 25; WLU Wind Ensemble under Prof. Michael purves-Smith, on Oct. 28, at 8 p.m. (both concerts in Theatre Auditorium - Adults: $5, seniors and students $3, high-school students free.); Douglas Pullen, WLU instructor gives a recital at 12 noon. - Two special public forums on higher education as it relates to high-school students and their

parents; Oct. 27 at UW; Biology 1, Room 271, 2:30 p.m.; and Oct. 29, -at Forest Heights Collegiate, 255 Fischer Rd., 7:3t1 p.m.; both forums will have experts from the university and the Waterloo County Board of Education; sponsored by 0.S.I.S. (Ontario School& Intermediate apd Seniorj. - An aFt exhibit by Guelphbased artist Nan Hogg, in WLU’s Concourse Gallery runs Oct. 26 to Nov. 13. The UW . Arts Centre Gallery features The Da Vinci

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Model- Exhibition, all week long, - UW’s museums through until Nov. 8 (the exhibit and Archive of Games; features drawings and sketches of Visual Science and by Leonardo Da Vinci); in Modtry; Biology and Earth ern Languages Building, 11 a.m. Museum; Brubacher to 4 p.m. seum] all feature interesting - Dairid Suzuki, well known hibits open to the science, coinrpentator and jourschool groups: contact nalist, speaks about his book ums for hours. Metamorphosis, in WLU’s Paul - Prof. Paul Eagles, Martin Centre, Oct. 26, 3 p.m. creation program and I ’ - Dr. J.E. Skidmore of the pert, gives a free public New South Wales Institute of , on “Natural Heritage Technology will lecture at WLU Grand Valley,” in on “Fish in Toxic Environmenfs” Fairview Mennonite Centre; in P1017 of the-peters Building. 26, at 7:30 p.m.

Prof. ‘asked to join IAQMS? A University of Watetloo faculty member, Dr. Jiri Cizek, has been named a member of the International Academy of Quantum Molecular Science (IAQMS). As sue% he joins a small group of internationally renowned quantum scientists the world over. [A UW colleague, Dr. Josef Paldus, was similarly honored in 1984.) Cizek and Paldus are members of both the applied mathematics and chemistry departments at Waterloo. Their research activities, on which they collaborate blosely, focus on the development and application of quantum theory, fundamentalto our understandingof the electronic structures of atoms and molecules. The’ headquarters of the IAQMS. is in- Menton, France;

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annual meetings are held in varQuantum mechanics itself has elected a Fellow of ious locations throughout the many applications and -is -the : Society of Canada; world The Academy is a highly fundamental basis for theoretibeing a member of respected body; membership is cal treatments of such phenowas elected a Fellow restricted to 30 persons younger mena as lasers, spectroscopy, tute fqr Advanced than% (though once admitted to se,miconductors+ superconducBerlin, in 1986. Earlier membership, tors anti catalysis. ’ an individual is he receiv’ed a Killam permitted to continue beyond Cizek and Paldus came to Fellowship (administered 65). Six current members are Waterloo together almost 20 Canada Council, in Nobel prize winners. years ago. Both were born and of $53,000], being used Over the years, Cizek and Paleducated in Czechoslovakia; port the development dus have made maqy outstand: both are former pupils of the disnew mathematical. sing contributions to quantum tinguished Czech scientist, methods relating to theory, including , the developJaroslav Koutecky, who also left che.mistry and ment of rather ‘sophisticated his native cquntry almost 20 physics. mathematics which has been years ago, moving to West Accotiding to Dr. instrumental in advancing the I Berlin. ^ Carty, chairman of UW’s world’s understanding of the For Cizek, the new honor is the istry department., Waterloo forces that hold atoms and molesecond inajor one he has received unique in Canada in cules together. Their work has from the Academy; in 1976 he IAQMS members on also had some impact on areas was named a Laureat. indeed, few universities such as group theory, furictional Paldus has also been much ior1.d have ever achieved analysis and numerical honored ’ for his scholarlv distinction, ’ . achievements. In 1083 he wa*s mat hema,tics. t

, Math gets $100,000 Foundation. The purpose of the grant is to support the integration of “Maple” into the teaching of mathematics.

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Maple is a computer program developed on the Waterloo campus approximately seven,year+ ago by a group of computer scientists; one of the principal members of the group is Dr. Keith Geddes. Some of the things that can be done with Maple, Geddes notes, include: exact arithmetic (with fractions), factorization of integ. by Peng Giong ’ ers and polynomials, reduction of polynomial fractions to lowChina has more than one-fifth of the world’s population est terms.. , and some advanced of the old&t countries in the world, Since the open-door mathematical operations in algeinitiated in 1978, more:and more people are exploring bra and calculus. These features history and culture of China. make Maple a valuable tool in Educational institutions provide a window for us to begin teaching both university and at this strange world; Now, funds are established by governments high school mathematics. for understanding other nations’ culture through educational The potential advantages of changes. . Maple are expected to include In 1986, mainland China had 1,054 institutions of higher the fact that students will be That makes 456 more institutions than in 1978:There are able to handle extremely commillion undergraduates in China. More than 200 institutions “real life” problems far plex, degrees iri: graduate level studies. mote effectively. -- __.-, IThe higher education system- in China is different - * STncG MapZe’ ‘~~as-gnnounced,‘---‘ America’s, Institutions in China are mainly divided into-six in the fall of 1981, development . ries in terms of the subjects emphasized: Arts and Sciences has continued, hnd in January, sciences], Sciences and Technologp; Technology and 1985, a “Maple lab” was estabMedical Sciences, .Agriculture and Forestry, and Education. lished in UW’s mathematics and Before 1980, only institvtions with arts an$ sciences computer building ;- P .T,a+ rqain, number of renowned science and technology ;i-ri‘d education filled with 40 computer termi% tions wkre called “universities”. Examples for: arts, and nals and other hardware r&esinstitutions are Beijing University and Nanjing Ur@ersity. sary to permit students to have Several famous science and technblogy and education access to Maple.+ ape Qinghua University, Shanghai Jiaotong University Initially, 400 first year UW China Normal University. calculus and algebra students All the other institutions are called “institute” Qr used the lab; by this fall the recent years, however, many institutesand colleges have number of first year students their names to “university”. involved had grown to 1,200, Another trend in Chinese institutions is that many including 750 who .are taking nowadays rend to include more and more subject-s rather calculus in a way that makes the Most science and technology universities keep their “purities”. subject far more interesting and high quality have established social science departments easy to learn. Department of Managsment. Arts and Science universities Further development seems begun to include other subjects on their campuses: Nanjing desirable before the system can sity built, its own college of medical sciences in 1986. be expected to be optimally inteOn September 13, 1987, a Chinese newspaper, science grated into UW’s undergraduate nology Daily, published the top 30 universities in mainland mathematics teaching programs. and Taiwan. The ranking vvas made by the Institute of One problem is that some matheSciences of China in Beijing. It was based on surveys of matics professors, relatively in almost 4,000 kinds’ of world-level academic journals unfamiliar with computer Chinese universities. science and computer programPrevious to this grading, no scientific ranking had been ming, are-apt to be somewhat Chinese universities. An editorial said the rankings were reluctant to use it; another to provide a reference for administrations and policy-making involves a lack of suitable textvernmental departments. books through which students can learn the various ways in University which Maple may be used.The Sloan grant is to help Beijing Univer$ity (Peking Univ.) 1 develop the materials and skills University of Taiwan * 2 required to extend Maple’s use Taiwan Tsinghua University 3 and dapabil-ity; in particular, to University of Science and Technology of China 4 * develop software so that neither i Nanjing University (Nanking Univ.) 5 student nor instructor will have I Fudan University 0 to be expert in the Maple lanTaiwan Chenkulig University 7 guage::it will simply be a matter Taiwan Jiaotdng University 8 ’ of selecting, from a list, some Medical University of Beijing 9 mathematical task that Maple Nankai University 10 can perform. Beijing Normal University 11 UW is proceeding in close co1 No, 1 Medical University of Shanghai 12 operation with faculty members Jilin University ’ 13 at Colby College, Maine, and at Lanzhou University 14 Harvey Mudd College, Calif., East China Norm&l UAiversity ’ 15 developing new materials that Wuhan University 16 should prove highly usefulin the Qinghua University (Tsinghua Univ.) 17 United States as well as Canad,a; Hangzhou University 18 UW faculty members are also No. 2 Medical University of Shanghai 19 working closely with colleagues Shanghai Jiaotong University 20 * at the Ur+rsity of Sasktitchewan.

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SPe,l~bOund descriptive aqd evokes picture in the audience. the audience silently ing her reading, especially reading a short story ~olin’s Cottage. The story came when Urquhart . two months in a rented near the’ site of Heights. She said often motivates her Iohn’s Cottage centers narrator who is in the the other woman; name is John and she him.as two people; has is only a shadow man. She sadly reflects and John never shared macy and when one stole his shadow, he her well enough to back. She lam’ents “shared nothing but crete” with her, in gray, neutral rooms curtains where “he covered self with tiher’i and then wered &heri’ off” When she runs away she finds that “John’s was always in &heri * and she could not escape mory. At the end df the reading, quhart read a shoti novel that she is currently ing on. It is the only works whose main Anne, resembles Urquhart self as a nine-year growing up with her dramas and dolls named cliff and Catherine. that she “has no idea if it’s going”, but if she shared is any indication, will be a definite . success.

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Jane Urquhart, a writer from Wellesley, Ontario, gave a wellattended reading at St. Jerome’s October 21. She is the author of The whirlpool which received rave reviews, and,a c’ollection of short stories called, Star m Class.

Urquhart does not consider L herself “an academic”, although she did spend a couple of years at university. She has an incredible obsession with the Bronte sisters which she has bad since childhood, that manifests i,tself in her writings. Urquhart read four poems that she has> written about the Brontes. The first one called Emily’s Dog, Keeper, is about Charlotte’s feeling tha_t her siqter Emily, was lacking the ability to communicate with the outside world and needed an interpreter. Urquhart feels that#Emily’s dog, Keeper, might have been that interpreter. Another poem, Permafrost, which has Heathcliff safely preserved in the freezer+‘is left over from her former obsession with him. The third poem deals with the “mad woman in the attic”, and the last one, Charlotte Bronte Waits for Q Letter, centers on Charlotte’s trip to Brussels where she fell madly in love with a professor who was married and had 11 children. Charlotte wrote him heartbreak-‘ ing letters - on one he had actually written a grocery list which are now preserved in a r museum. Urquhart’s style is vividly

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Minutes after the curtain closes, 1 contemplate what has just passed and what comes to mind is the line from the character Diabetes, “Nothing, just no-

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drift back to ~oul’s glWydays: Ben E. King ’ by Tim Perlich and Paul Done Imprint staff Thanks to the recent success of the movie Stclnd By Me, one of pop’s genuine legends, Ben E. King has been thrust back into the public eye and has had the -opportunityto play bigger venues than he has been able to in years. His silky baritone, though not the classic gospelbred wail of a Wilson Pickett or an Otis Redding, could be just as emotive through his simple, beautiful phrasing and inflections which owed a lot to his idol, Satn Cooke. He was never a mere clOne though, and the recordings he made with The Drifters and by himself are moments of greatness which stand with pride alongside anything in the rich tapestry of pop music. Recently, Ben E. visited Lulu’s, during which time Ireprht had the chance to ga aver a ‘bit of history. Imprint: Who were your early influ&es? Bm E, m: Well, although I was born in Henderson, North Carolina, it wasn’t until after my family moved to New York City, at the age of seven, that I began listening to mu& I imagine I first : started getting interested in music when I was about thirteen or fourteen, listening to the hot vocal groups of the time like the Harptones and the Swallows. Being from Harlem, I of course ran into a lot of street singers back then. That kinda got me in tune to listening to that style of ’ music. I guess gospel was really the background of what was being done at that time. I liked the SOUL Stirrers - with Sam Cooke, thnSwan Silvertones, the Five Blind Boys of Alabama, the Dixie Hummingbirds, all the _’ great quartets teally. I: Any particular stylist who influenced your style directly or indirectly? King: When my ears really got attuned to hearing what was really great in a vocal performance, it was coming from, someo,ire like Sam Cooke who had whole differ&t approach to gospel than 4the,hard, southern type of shouting. Over the years, after finding the type of singer that I liked to listen to, even from the time he was with the Soul ’ Stirrers, I think 1 listened more than I should have to Sam Cooke. I think it suhk in, more thananything else, that that was kin&of tone and quality I should have if I ever did any singing as a performer. I: You started on the street corner? * King: Yeah, from where I was from in Harlem, most of groups , were doo-woping on the street and almost every block had its own little group and, nore or less, that was the competition

Kin’g: I ran into two brothers by the name of EGlIy and Bobby living on 118th’Street and 8th Avenue (I was living on 116th Street) who went to the same school as I did. They were singing in a group called the Four B’s and they asked me to join. That’s how I first got involved with singing professionally. I did the amateur shotis with them, The Apollo, school programs and all. those things. Well, I wasn’t really thinking about singing professionally yet, it was more like trying to make myself a better singer. To get the girls, you tried to be better in order to get the reputation that comes with being goad. I: Were The Apollo crowd8 as . harsh un Amateur Night performers as we have been led tb believe? King: Yes. They&would bao you off the stage in~ta~tlk if thev

didn’t like’ yoi. I mean without any hesitation at all. It wasn’t to the point offhrowing things but very hard, serious booing and that was enough. Y’know especially- when you’d invited your family, friends and girlfriend and they were all there in the audience watching. We we& lucky, on our’ night at The Apollo, we came in second. A girl tap dancer came in first. I knew we were gonna get blown out when I saw her. She wa’s a

too much. For them I think it was scary harmonies. I decided I’d business as usual. They were rather not think while I was working. stuck with a group calred the Drifters. I guess they didn’t I: Was there any feeling of awe really know what to do with us as you became the Drifters? because we hadn’t any studio King: No. We were just kids experience to s eak of. Sure the and we weren’t aware of what Five Crowns R ad recorded. in we were doing. First ‘of all, we neighbourhood studios, whadidn’t really think it ivas going to tever was available, but never in happen because we had tiever such a hu e place with all these before been approached to take heavyweig 8h ts around I wasn’t over someone else’8 name so we even scheduled to be a lead sinall thought it was some kinda ger. That was an accident itself. joke. It was all very strange. I: Pid assuming the tour s&heAfter our week at the Apollo was dule mean you also assumed the over we went downtown to sign for the concert, which the contracts. Ndt until then did , biifin wou1 d mean having some of the we realize that this was very stars of the day, such as Little serious stuff. At ‘that point we Willie John, Solomon Burke and not only took,over their namti but Joe Tex open for you? their tour schedule and recording contract8 as well. We had to Wag: Yes, ye%, rbsolutely!Uh yeah, it was unbelievable! I can’t go out an the road; almost remember an group before UB in8tazktly, to tour. going throug K that transition I: What- was. the audience response to the new “Driftem”? j where there was a name change

King: (laughs) They hated us! That was my turn at being’booed off the stage, It was a bad scene. We didn’t have a record of our own material out, so for the first tour, we were sining just the old Clyde McPhatter, Bill Pinkney songs: Steamboat, Money ‘Honey, Lucille, Drip Drop and things like that. Besides that, we didn’t have any steps of our own. We had things we would do as the Five Crowns that would fit

and a new bunch of guys played the part. Of course, other groupsalways had individual members drop in and out but to have a total group change with such a great age .difference as well was unheard of. You know, we were all like 18, 19 and 20 while the real Drifters were all in their late twenties and early thirties. It u(vas an insane thing to get into, Tb people thought right away, “No way could they handle the

who you would instantly or dislike was the kind of caught up in “doin’ drinking or something the norm, trying of whoever was booze thing together tever. The amazing about it was that Talk To Me just first bottle as after bottle. I-Ie was except ion al. 1: Do you remember those tours who standing performer received the wide public acclaim the’y King: It’s hard Clark maybe. He and great style. He standing performer how, things never to click for him and the kind of recognition he really should I: \Many of your quite different with.strings and Was- this something sciously pursued? Ung: I f8lt our different, but when group like the Plat that was different the Five Satins and too. So I knew our different, I just there were other there doing the stuff. As I found Drifters were the doing it. I: You had a wokking on .songs ters. Did it ever happen were given a song initially thought turned it down, else had a hit with King: Yeah. Take To M&ha I think (sings a few bars) I turned it down. Jerry it and it was a big just didn’t like the tha” and asked them They said “no” and someone else. I: You were working number of writers R’n’B mainstream. tions of Phil Spector? King: Phil was a We seldom talked tevbr he would say Jerry or Mike like should be here or shduld be there. As the group should never interfere. He give us a song and with it. I: Lieber and’stoller? King: O-h, *Jerry and great. They were sang in the style Obviously, those styles they were giving me’were removed from the been doing on street they had t.o more‘or voc;Ql performance. Spanish Harlem

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U.C. Room 103 at the University of Guelph has been the host of many interesting nights of Whew! The ears are ringing so bad from 54-40’s show that we music over the last few ionths. can hardly think, .but not to worry - it’ll take a lot more than mere Recently, Amherst, Mass., band brain-deadness to keep,us from flogging our fave events on you. Dinostiur stormed through this And speaking of those righteous West Coast dudes 54-40, if you small room in the campus centre; missed them at Fed Hall, or just haven’t had enough of themr’yet, leaving everyone present agog. grab someone with a car and get them to drive you down to The Saturday, Room 103 was host to Highlands in Cambridge tonight. Also high 011 our list of priorities a record release party that ‘alis bluesman Carey Bell at the Hbodoo Club,in Kitchener (formerly most wasn’t, as the weatherLevel ZI), presented by the Southern Ontario Blues Association men’s eight-song vinyl debut who are continuing in their fine tradition of bringing the best in just made the diadline in time wild ‘n’ crazy soul to heat up this chilly burg. And ifyou‘re just a for the show. homebody, maybe Frozen Ghost’s your thing at Fed Hall tonight. With their record and some of And things don’t stop there for tonight with TheTheatre Ballet of the band’s parents present, the Canada taking to the .Humanities The&Fe .stage and the next Guelph-based band entertained installment of The Kitchener-Waterlob., Symphony Orchestra’ about a hundred hometown folk Masterpiece Series‘fackling Brahms and Schumann at Centre-lnwith a long hour an&d a half set, The-Square. The length of the set allowed for The UW Art; ken& continues its buqy !chebule Tuesday when a good lbok at -what &is, fourMarie-Lynn I hammo,bd’s [she of CBC- Day&f# fame) De Beaux ,,-some has t.0. @ff~r’. ’ 3 of Gest& Ei Bestitif$’ &&makes it TV. Hun$‘nities. Thlirsday .’ ‘.+:The ne& nius’iC &i;t&l r$oll night’ @es The’ Na’&ialJJatice Comp&y. of! Sene@l (if-the co;iithy ! ~a~d;:i~ i tj~8ed on’ “~ ‘,s’oljd “mercials a% ,any&in$~o;d by, this one tiill b&&Jd) a!: Centre-i’il: II -.umi’-” . .-. -“rhythi;xi’. iFiat 1s comb&d tii‘ththe.$k&&, an’d tiie,ago near-legend Jimmy Johnson at The light at.m6&&eric. gtiifar work. ‘Hoodoo Club -until ‘qaturday. The pre&nta&n .is &collective And rounding out,yet another crazy week next Friday night will effort wiihout. a singular band have you torn betkeen Aiin Mortifee at Centre-in-the-Square and. member -ever? yentyring out on jazznik, goatee-guru$TheShuffle Demons at our beloved Bomber. any sort of solo ypree.* Burning Buiui’ng exemplified the togetherness of ‘their sound with Doug Watt’s ,bass lead winding over.top of the light guitar jangle of Iain Grant. This song was followed by Cactus I: Ate there certain songs thought was one . of_ the best which was similarlv marked bv songs I ever recorded. which you feel are your songs .its build-up from ilight begin: I: Is there anyone now whose which you enjoy doing more ning to hard ending. vocal perfoxmance you respect? than others? ’ The chorus of Cactus y I beKing: There’s a lot, tons and King: Yeah. I [who have lieve, I believe, I befieve in you Spanish Harlem tons of great singers. The probNothing]. strongly rang from the throat of lem is, they make so much money because of the training that I had ‘lead singer. Seth Matson. his that,they’re not consistent. If one to perform that song. I enjoy stage moves could be likened to of their albums goes platinum or + doing it now because I know Vital Sines’ Rick Winkle arm-. even gold, fdrget it, y’know, you I raised most vocal performers find it squirming. The Vital might not hear from them for very hard to do, it’s very melodic Sines comparison does not stop another three years, I laye the and the phrasing is lovely. I $@h-. &&$srin’s rnamuvars but. things by James Ingram, Van- ‘* can’ be extended to the tie&e& really love the stuff that I used to dross I think is very, very good do with the Drifters. There was a men’s song Element of Truth. and Jeffery Osborne is really song called Oh My Love that I This song which found the good as well. recordled with them that I maximum dance attention of the

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the mode of No Surrender or Coguitar-solo by Lofgren and great background wailings from Sci- . diHac RQ&I~ alfa. And surprisingly, the comOn the whole, however, Tunnel af Love is a strong album and mercial “extras” - synths, drum machines and sound effects only s‘trengthen the song. Other streng cuts include: Ain’t Got+ ’ You, a playful guitar-vocal-hars _ monica tune that opens the album; the chugging Spare ’ Parts,r (which reds the song Seeds that turned up on last * year’s live album); and A/i That’ Heaven Wili Ahw, Also worth mentioning is the single Brilliant Disguise that’s been burning up the charts; it seems like tightweight, predict able pop until the grim self-doubt of the lyrics kicks in. Disappointingly, though not all of it works. The songwriting is not as consistent as on past Springsteen efforts, and the record occasionally slips into boredom. The songs Cautious Man, Tougher Than-the R&t and .Valentine’s’Day rank, musically a at least, ivith the least interesting tunes, Springsteen has ever released. At the risk of sounding like a Born in the U.S.A. bandT’f” 41‘ x JY wagon&, I can’t help thinking that the album would benefit from justbone kick-ass rocker in tried his hardest. to reduce The Triffids use of violin and cello to a Killing Moon clone. Despite glossier production values than on previous Triffids’ recordings,’ Bury Me DeepXn Lave retains the sense of honesty which characterizes Triffids records. The by Paul &IN Triffids rely upon spaciousness Imprint staff in their music - various combin,at ions of acoustic guitar, piano, Perth, Australia is the most is-. organ, drums, violin, steel guitar olated city on earth, t-nor2 than a - and cello - to generate a specithousand miles from the nearest ficity of images and emotion. measurable human habitation. The. bass drum echoes and Those miles are travelled booms like thunder across the through the Australian outback, barren outback while the acousas unforgiving a stretch of land tic guitar and violins can evoke as exists on earth. The Triffids at once sanctity, loss and the farcome from Perth. Their ability to away look in the desert inhabitevocative craft precise, ants’ eyes. David’McComb is the vignettes of .desperation and songwriter and lead ‘singer and desolation, has virtually no his voice plays a great part in equal in rock. The Triffids’ magic, moving easAfter a few albums and sevily from 8 whisper to a raging I eral ‘singles, first on their own death howl. label, then on Australia’s Hot ‘The 4mage of the restless Records, The Triffids have wanderer seems to inhabit many moved into the big leagues with of The TriUids’ and though desotheir first single far Island Relation is the prime motif in David cords. Along with the new sinMcComb’s songs, it is nut an gle, tiury-* Me Deep In Love, abandoned*desperation. Balance Everything You Touch Turns To lies deep inside The Triffids’ work -for every time the nameTime, another neti Triffids song less wanderer offers his soul to has turned up on a free single the devil, he throws himself included with a recent issue of upon God’s mercy. Spiritual iman English music newspaper In Love is agery is also prevalent in David Sounds. Bury Me

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Sting looks ahead and never behind. He has developed as an artist, I think, to a greater extent than any of his contemporaries. He developed his gift for songwriting during his Police days, but the mood and purpose of his songs is constantly changing. His new album,.. . . Nothing Like The Sun, is personal and introspective - more so than his previous solo success The Dream of the Blue Turtles. - as well as fun. And the music is noticeably mellower and more passionate than Blue Turtles. We’ll Be Together, the fastest song on the album, is the bridge between Blue Turtles and this album. As Sting has done many times, he sings a few lyrics from a previous song near the end of a new one. We hear the message from I# You Love Somebody Set Them Free as We’ll Be Together fades out. This is an unmistakable attempt at unity - a reminder to the listener that there is a connection between songs. The core of this album, perhaps, is contained in the two consecutive tracks, They Dance Alone and Fragile. Both are sensit ive and passionate observations of the current political climate in Chile and Central America. The songs are serious and tastefully executed. In They Dance -Alone, Sting sings for the mothers of the “disappeared” in Chile who’dance by themselves with photographs of their disappeared love qnes as a symbol of prqtest and.&f, But as Sting looks ahead, he does so with a hope that peace will come

to these mothers, and that freedom will come to political prisoners all over the world. Fragile is a beautiful,and profound song of lament for all victims of violence. it was: inspired by one incident in particular. In a preface to this song, Sting states: fn the current climate it’s becomin’g increasingly difficult to distinguish “Democratic Freedom Fighters” from drug dealing apolitical gangsters or Peace Corp workers from Marxist revolutionaries. Ben Linder, and American engineer, was killed in 1987 by the Contras as a result of this confusion. Sting reminds us of ‘how fragile we are and argues that nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could.

When American indie label Enigma Records opened shop in Canada with a distribution deal under Capitol-EMI, Canadian aI7 ternative music aficionados were given a whole new access to some of the cream of American fringe music as well 9s British favourites like The Pogues and Wire. Big dividends have already paid off in the form of decent sales and a strong critical buzz surrounding The Dead Milkmen and Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper whilst campus radio has a new ‘availability of legendary bands like Agent Orange and TSOL, formerly available only as costly imports.

most fun for Sting to write and perform. Englishman in New York and Straight to my Heart are two richly rhythmic tunes the kind that are so enjoyable to listen to that they seen to end not long after they begin.’ Sister Moon reminded me of Moon Over Bourbon Street from Blue Turtles. Sting seems fascinated with the moon’s effect upon behavior. A drunkard who grabbed him by the lapels late one night and said, “How beautiful is the moon? , . . How beautiful is the moon?” inspired the ong. In The Secret Marriage Sting borrows a melody written by Hanns Eisler, a German com.poser who wrote political songs with Brecht; both were exiled. Also included is the Jimi Hendrix song Little Wing which Sting interprets and arranges ink -his style. It is very well d&e. Sting’s band for this album is similar to his Blue TurtIes group. Branford Marsalis and Kenny Kirklaid are ,still with him, but Mann Katche replaces Omar Hakim on drums and Sting himself returns to his bass in place of Darryl Jones. Mina Cinelu rounds out ,the group with his percussion and vbcorder talents. Technically, the album is seamless. Sting teams up with Dire Straights producer Niel Dorfsman to craft the sound of the album. And, this relatively large volume of music, 55 minutes in total, was recorded digitally and sounds superb, especially on CD. Again Sting has recorded an album

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So much for the downside, Mojo and Skid, everyone’s favourite gin-guzzling, left-wing redneck dementoids are well-represented by Burn Down The Malls replete with a truly bent diatribe on the U.S. National Drinking Age Andy Tipper Gore, and Amsterdam Dog Shit Blues which is, a scream, but, ahhh, I don’t think I’ll go into any. further detail on that brie . . . South& jangly-pop producer extraordinaire Don Dixon steps out with a rockin’ Praying Mantis from Most of The Girls Like To Dance and a version of Wednesday Week’s [whom he produces] Why. And* speaking of which, those lovely California jangle-goddesses Wednesday Week themselves are here with

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by Don Kudo Imprint staff Things are pretty bad these days with assignments and midterms piling up, and the frigg’in weather being a total drag. Cold and wet days followed by wet and cold days, keeping my nose at constant flow. Bo Day Shus!!! (Bless you) It’s Majo Nixoh and his washboard toting y sidekick, Skid Roper, to the rescue with their hellbent howlabilly! For an education, an expe; rience, try Elvis isEverywhere. Did ya know that Elvis is in yoqr cheeseburger and in Joan Rivers(but he’s trying to get out!)? He also built the pyramids and Stonehenge, and the cause of the Bermuda Triangle phenom is the sailing Elvis’ need for boats. Whoa! If that doesn’t twist yq,ur concept of life or cause you to double over with laughter,

check out Moja’s gravelly faw during his stand bly with his fly open) against movement for compulsory testing of workers on Gonna Piss in No Jar body should go to Washington/ To have ours&es Q iittle they wont our piss! We give it to them/ We’11 ihe White House with moat/ So Ronnie and Nancy have to float . . . Yea, dumb, yet it’s a purposeful that should make aware of their rights 1 need for a Free the Pee campaign. Sing-along with another anthem of sorts, No Dishes No More where an all-round, anarchy aching line gonna , no more can be with m’any choices like taxes, Mow the lawn, rent etc. You’ll feel good revelling in the daily deeds Majb suggests not to do song.’ Stop right there Mojo, of the turntable.and out head, this Bo Day Shus!!! just too much fun. Things shitty Fight now, for me . goad.

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by Tim Perlich Imprint staff

It seems as though the music of New Zeqland’s pop mecca, the Flying Ntin label, is slowly seeping into our North American consciousness. Juveailia, a compilation of early work by The Verlaines on New York’s Homestead label marks the first of hopefully many more releases on this continent. None of the album’s 10 songs were- recorded before 1984 and four of those were cut in 1982. Still, there is definitely exciting and new about the3 approach to jangle-pop. The chord changes do not. always seem logical but they somehow come out right in the end. As a result, the songs are built with a precarious balance, constantly threatening to topple over but nev=er does, The o,Idness/beauty of The Verlaines well-considered thrashiness owes much to group

mastermind, Graeme Downes’ classical background. Instead of making the.ir music insipidly fat or stale, Downe-s uses his knowledge to expand the boundries of the restrictive pop format, throwing in an oboe or violin without a second thought. The resulting (sound is colourful without being cluttered. Similarly, the lyrics have a . by Tim Perlich Imprint staff sparse angularity to them, holding more than they might first Having given reggae internaadmit. They manage to be sirniltional prominence with his IStaneously obvious and profound land label, Chris Blackwell, for and hit in a way that Tim Harthe moment,’ seems to . have din’s Reason To Believe did on turned his attention to zydeco. first listen. You Say You for Zydeco (a Creole pronunciaexample: “You say you got it tion of “les haricots” -the snaphard/ 7jlou say you got it tough! beans) is the term which has You can’t summon enough to the folk music respect for yourself! You can’t . been affixed developed by the French speakunderstand how I can.” ing Creole blacks of southwestThe fact that Graeme Downes, ern Louisiana. Seductively besides having a Ph.D in music, rhythmic, the music is charachas a-Ph.D in English literature terized by its accordianmight have something to do w.ith whipped blend of R&B and the it. traditional French/cajun folk not The Verlaines have released unlike the .Acadian mus’ic of* two albums and a 12” since the eastern Canada. material that appears on Juvenid The fusion of rock, funk, and lie was recorded. The Hallelujah ’ soul styles with zydeco, using All The Way Home album would larger band formats (incorporatbe a good place to start catching ing guitars, bass, drums, organ, up* and brass instruments) jetted-zydeco into its modern phase. The chief purveyor of this zydeco sound and generally considered to be its originator is Clifton Chenier. A mid-seventies southern Louisiana cultural renaissance brought zydeco and Chenier into the public eye and a hot new accoydionist, Stanley Dural, into Chenier’s g’roup. Stanley ‘(Buckwheat” Dural remained in the giant’s shadow for three years befpre deciding it was* time to move out and try something slightly different on his own. In’ 1979, Buckwheat formed a backing group, the 11s Sont Partis Band. Together they became known as Buchwheat Zydeca and ’ beg&n working on

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their own P-Funkadelic influenced zydeco sound. In keeping with tradition, Buckwheat still uses the rubboard vest and accordion but the overall feel has a much sharper edge. As with his ninth and latest album, On A Night Like This, the songs are still solidly in the zydeco vernacular yet have a more cbnt emporary sense, owing much to the fact that all but one are sung in English. This is not to say that any of the flaVOW has been lost in the translation - it hasn’t. In fact, On A Night Like This is likely Buck+ wheat:9 wildest yet. As if seven minutes of Ma ‘Tit Fille isn? enou’gh, Stanley and the gone guys blast XI Buckwheat Special clean through yo’ bald head for the next five. Before it’s over; Booker T’s Time Is Tight and ,tha @asters A#r.ie Marie

have both bee; Buckwheat’s gumbo. WEEEE! Island have also compilation of music soundtrack of The cause the movie Orleans, much of provided by artists region, The selection ble. Classics such Longhair’s Tipitina Neville’s Tell It Like beside a lively cross zydeco, cajun folk only be described gae. Besides the crappy Quaid tra&, the the appearance of vertones majestic Me Not from their peak. Odd, yes but plaining. Maybe there against putting- .t~ool film soundtrack albums.

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by Chris Wodsbou Imprint staff The needle touches hown on Better Than Before and a veritable cherry bomb of sparkling pop explodes around you with buoy- ant, optimistic vocals - not escapist, not blindly romantic, but optimistic, hopeful. And then you’re convinced that New Zealand really has a lot more going fur it than sheep and safety from nuclear fallout; Flying Nun, the label that brought you The Ver-

laines and The Chills, among others (seePaul Done’s review of the new Chills album in last week’s issue), has now released a singles compilation of yet anot her brilliant New Zealand pop band, this time named Sneaky Feelings (suggesting also that Elvis Costello records manago to find their way to antipodean shores). .F From the effortless, melancholy hooks of the title,track to the joyful, country-inflectedguitar pop of Someone Else’s Eyes, this is a ecstatically beautiful record through and through, varying moods and temp’os at will, but the sheer catchiness of Sneaky Feelings, tends to gloss over their lyrics unfortunately obscuring a perceptive maturity that is glaringly absent from most, pop. Always forward-looking+ if these guys spend their weekends alone, it won’t be for lack of trying. There is always the hope for redemption, the ever-elusive make-up, but they’re not about to try to resurrect anything from the dead. And still, as titles like Wouldn’t Cry> and Not To Tahe Sides suggest, Sneaky Feelings take a refreshingly detached stance and still manage to bring it off with a passionate delivery and alGays earnest singing. Unlike most pop and rock which either looks at things with lovewill-conquer-all-coloured glasses or evil-bitch vindictiveness, they, never brood, never self:pity, never resort to namecalling. This may sound like a formula for some pretty dispassionate, analytic pop, but Sneaky Feelings possess that rare lyrical and musical magic that can make “We were-both at fault, let’s still be friends” make you believe that music ’ con change the world,. - _ Admittedly, jhough, Waiting For Touchdown!s best moment is

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Tune- into new ’ revolutkms Fridav zit 6 F CKMS cords, Marvin Sease has released his eponymous first LP which, unlike most recordings labelled soul is the genuine artifact. He finds a groove which is somewhere between the O’Jays circa 1972 and the more restrained style of a Luther Vanby Paul Done dross, Marvin, with 14 years of Imprint staff gospel singing background has a fair enough voice, but he rarely In England, the biggest dance -cuts loose or shows any leanings club phenomenon is called Bare toward deeper soul. The tracks Gro&e whi?h is made up of rare which standout are the faster, and not-so-rare ’70s soul songs. songs, since the ballads are all Stuff that was a little more resmush. Of these Double-Crosser, trained than Ohio Players and reminiscent of Otis Clay’s MesParliament-Funkadelic, but sin’ With My Mind is the best. which was more complex and One of the slow songs, Candy soulful than disco. Thanks to the Lidker, deserves mention simply new-found demand for these rebecause it is the most explicitly cordings, companies - legitisexual song I’ve ever heard mate and bootleggers - are this would make Prince blush. reissuing some of these hard-toFor 10 minutes, Marvin (a get classics. Of course, the scene former gospel singer, rehas alsb made stars OLXAof some member), describes his oral sex unlikely performers like Maceo _ prowess, repeating over and Parker, James Brown’s saxoover I wanna lick you til you phone player. More importantly come. Surprisingly, the effect is though, it has helped give a lease not offensive, merely comic, esof life to soul performers who are pecially when Marvin. adnionstill active - like Marvin Sease. _ ishes men who won’t go down on Before this album, Marvin had their women. released only two singles, one in As it stands though, Marvin 1975 and one in 197% However, Sease is either a promising sign Thankful For TheaLife [I’ve Been for black music, heralding a reGiven), the B-side of his first sinturn to a more autheniically gle, became a Rare Groove favorsoulful style; or it could merelv ite. be an anbmafy in this age 01 Now signed to P&gram Refthiny, prefab : SOUL ‘. _ .

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by lohn Ryan Imprint staff Cabaret Voltaire around for about a dozen On ‘their first few Cabs were Inessin’g The experiment failed but one they About five years ago i;alculated move to mercial dance sound. nately they never change that ridiculous Every photo they’re two po-faced guys in ing moodily, looking import’ant . Though we should that they’ve mostly pretension off Code, point out that tedium approved substitute. stand out: Don’t Argueand ble, but they are the lot. Smoothing off edges has removed ality they once had. But you’re sitting there asking can dance to it. You thing but dance to tainly can’t listen to you wonder why with albums, o+r why at all. The production is the Artwork is silly. with =I 1 a cold, .rm. 1 remote . .I . Ma1 and lU+ could have in y .W,ifh today’s Jec_hnol~gy wouldn’t that they

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This week on FM Mag 5 p.m. Friday - The Dead viewed and reviewed, H.M. and speed metal fans start your week with Violent and the-Statkman Mondays 6-10 a.m. The weak of It’s only Rock h’ Roll but it’s on Saturdays 6-7 p.m. ’50s ,‘6Os and '70s with Mary Ellen or Dave. .

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by Ed Drass . Film Notes - If you’re going to be away from Waterloo for th weekend, there’s’going to be an international film festival in Guelp and a festival of B-movies at the Bloor Cinema in Toronto. Local11 the Third Film Festival will be screening quality Third World film at UW, WLU and, the Princess, in early November. il The. following yonu&s show ,obscure and more well-known tilm @ tiamj+‘,$id q&by.’ If ‘iou have ‘a f~%e night ,@ali] go s& a movi a;$$ &eak or as an ~enjoyabh&rm of education. If yo,u know of mor [cheap) film’s happening in the area, let me’ know e/o the ImPrinl Enjoy yourself, you hear? FED-FLICKS FEDERATION

[FF), Arts I&lure Hall 116 ($1 Feds, $3 hn) HALL, Free. Films-to be announced. 886-4090] CINEMA-GR@lS (CG), Csmpus Centre (Free wi’ih set-up.) ST. PAUL’S (STP), McKirdy Hall (In French only. Free,) KITCHENER PUBLIC LIBRARY (KPL), Queen & Weber (Free.) UW-C* Various locations. [Free.) WOMEN’S CENTRE FILMS (WC), CC 135; (Free;) WI&C* Arts Building 2E7 (Free,] ’ WLU-SU FILMS, Student Union Bldg. lE1 ($3.99 Non-W,LU) PRINCESS ‘CINEMA, 6 Princess St. ($275 Metibars, $4 Non] GORGE CINEMA, 43 Mill St., Elbra [$3 Members, $4 Non] * “C” denotes course films; b.e early and quiet, OK? FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23: . ” FED HALL - No film. (Frozen Ghost plays.) FF Outrageous Fortune (w! Bette Midler) at 7&Q. WLU-SU The Mission (w! Rdbert DeNiro) at 8. STP - TBA (En francais, SLIT video.) a IQhOO. PRINCESS Man Facing Southeast .(Argentina, !986) ‘at .7. The Mission (UK, 1986) at 9. - 1 GORGE Platoon (USA, 1986) at’ 7k9:Zj.k SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24: FF Outrageous Fortune (w/Shelley Long) at 789. W’W+JCESS Man Fa~hg SE (Hombre Mrando al SE) at 7. ’ Stop Ma&hag Sense (Talking Heads) at 9. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25: KPL --A few Hallowe’en films. AI1 ages, at 230. FF Outrageous Fortune (comedy) at 8. PRINCESS Boat People (Hong Kong, 1983) at 7&Q:15. ’ GORGE: Restless Natives (comedy from Scotland) at 7&Q. MONDAY, OCTOBER 26:

by John Hymers Imprint staff’

Perhaps it is in order to start this review with a disclaimer: if you like any music that the Dead Milkmen do not’ like, ‘both the band and this review will offend you. Now, with that aside, what . a show., The Dead Milkmen played the Hl’ghfands in Cambridge October 26 before a small but dedicated crowd. The band could not have played a worse venue; the Highlands is a hightech dance club. This venue was totally at odds with their music as they often take swipes at the attitude found in dance clubs. The foursome hails from Philadelphia and have played more than’lOOshows on the road so far this year. But if they wereroadweary, it did not show through. The show was an all out guitar, drums .and bass attack, temp&d &y lead singer Rodney Anonymous Melloncamp’s humourou’s bqnter.

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They shifted from song to song in high .gear, almost racing through their set of nearly 30 songs. The intensity of the songs

their insults are tricks: it became a guitar music. But when oriented song, in which, after target, they hit it mentioning the Smiths, .Mellona guitar solo, Melloncamp camp feigned spitting. He condown on his knees tinually asked the audience the gpitat player, what was wrong with Meatloaf, Talcum. only to answer his own question: I .PI; c I . ”I, 4:P<’ “We’re op+j&jj~ foF+ Meatloaf since the four. bf us are about his weight . . . “This reply was one of ’ ‘Perhaps the the more kind answers that insuIt too many night. I dc@t care. They for playing their The intro to Bitchin’ Camaro listening to it. Hey, was hilarious and the entire ’ means that they Right Wing Pi&eons From I Outer Space was a scream; truly, . few punk bands

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Waterloo’s Seagram Museum has added yet another attraction to its lofty chambers:. a ~,oQ@ square-foot exhibition gallery. Included in the original plans of the museum, but put off due to financial restraints, the new mezzanine gallery eventually received funding from the Ontario ‘ministry of citizenship and culture, the federal ministry of communications, and the Seagram Company Ltd. The official opening took place October 8, and each of the three organizations was represented: MP Walter McLean, attending in the place of federal cabinet minister Flora MacDonald; MPP Herb Epp; and Harold Pugash, vice-president of corporate affairs for. Joseph E. Seagram & Sons Ltd. Dr. Peter Swann, director of the Seagram Museum, launched the, ceremony with a speech. He then gave the *floor to the Members of Parlitiinent, who didn’t miss the opportunity to

address the free trade issue PU130 exhibited pieces range from gash also mentioned free trade sculptures and engravings humourously though L from the through stoneware jugs and perspective of tax on alcohol, painted furniture to silver jeFocus then shifted to the welry and glassware: a delightgallery itself where selected ful diversity. From the classical items from the museum’s collecperiod to the present century, the tion can be viewed. The first disgod of wine has provided inspiplay “Honore Daumier ration to a variety of artists. 1808-I&9” shows 37 original li. The museum won’t always be . thographs by this famous French showing its own collections caricaturist, and social satirist. -which until now had been kept The prints, drawn mostly from largely behind the scenes - but the radical Parisian newspaper also temporary and touring I,& Charivari, comment lighexhibitions from outside, What theartedly yet seriously on wine I all future shows will have in and 19th centurjr French society. common is subject matter One of the prints depicts a rorelated to spirits and wine. The bust woman confronting an inscope may appear,harrow, but ebriated man slouched on a according to Associate Directoi; bench. The English translation David Nasby, it is very broad: of the French text reads: “Dear, the areas, associated with the you’re wrong to blame me.. . as a history and technology of spirits famous philosopher once said.. . and wine - actually the theme of only the dAnking of wine when the entire museum - are not thirsty distinguishes man manifold. from the rest of the animals.” - The presdnt exhibition &ns The other display ‘-‘In Praise of until January 3 and can be Bacchus” is divided into sections viewed Tues. to Sat. from 12 to 8 entitled “Bacchus”, “Bacchanap.m., and on Sun. from 12 to 5 Ii%“, “The Classical Bacchus”, b-m+ The museum is closed on and “Bacchus in Design.” The Mondays. Admission is free.

Enchantin,g by Renate Sander-Regier Imprint staff An image, a gesture, a facial expression - worth a thousand words. Two weekend mime performances at the UW Humanities Theatre reconfirmed for me this tim&honoured wisdom. Potato People, part of the UW Arts Ceritre’s Child’s Escape Series, is a set of delightful masked plays created by Theatre Beyond Words, a Canadian troupe based.in Niagara-on-theLake. The October 17 afternoon perfprmance was entitled Do& ble PIay and had the Poppa, Momma, Nancy, and Gramm Potato family supplemented b

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the set and costumes colourful, the music varied - and appropriate. The action - kept at a reasonable level of slapstick never let up. One incident after another, each played to the fullest by the talented performers Beyond Words, ocL of Theatre cutred in the front yard of the Potato house. A few scenes stick out in my mirid: Poppa executing, to the theme music from Chariots of Fire, a cDnvincing slow-motion run and tumble across the lawn: Gramma conjuring, to a btimpand-grind strip-tease melody, lollipops from her knitting bag and the corners of her dress; Poppa and the policeman watching, enraptured, a 20 Minute Workout session on the TV. Saturday’s perfocmanc-e played to a full house of parents and chattering, giggling child& Fen. Judging from the peals of laughter and overall response from young and old-alike, Double Play was a hit. Catering to an older gudience,

tique presented a more sophisticated spectacle in the Humanities Theatre on October 18.

This performan,ce, part of the UW Arts Centre’s Family Series, consisted of a varied sequence of short sketches, both humourous and serious, played to music ranging from classical to contemporary.

The magic of Theatre Fantastique lies in its masks., costumes, ‘and lighta’. The lattel; were, in fact, the sole performersin certain pieces. In otheps appeared imaginary yet somehow recog-. nizable treat ures, while still o thers starred a particular clown-like being who endeared himself to the audience through his innocent and sometimes destructive antics. i am afraid though, that certain sketches were beyond the comprehension of younger members of the audience. During one piece, lights ended up forming a stick man and woman -

into in such a role, but he did command attention when necessary and with a panache that had the audience laughing. The comic timing of these two dancers was skilled and added to mu& of the humour of the ballet. The corps de ballet tended to -be behind the music in some ’ parts and ahead in others, a common fault found in the corps of many companies. This did not, pared me for a poor performance

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The production of La Fi1Ie MQ’~ Gardee, performed by LesBallets de Monte-Carlo at Centre in the Square,

October

18, was a

pleasant surprise. The evening began with a short ballet, Pas de Six de la Vivandier~, wfiich . was poorly staged and performed. The principal dancers were unsure of one another and themselves asd the corps de ballet was behind the music and out of synch. This pre-

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supporting characters such as a family of r,accoons, Poppa’s jogging companion, a hypocritical girl guide, a set of punk twins, and the well-meaning local policeman. The masks were endearing,

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Stephant, dancing Yannick the lead of Lise, danced a completely light hearted and spoiled young girl. The role of Lise is not technically demanding, as is Odette/Odile in Swati Lake, but it is a dramatically demanding role. Stephant’s facial expressions and movementa in character were wonderful. Pouting, stomping her feat, and being mischevious were all conveyed with a quality that made herperformance excellent. Frederic Olivieri danced opposite Stephant as Lise’s lover, Colin. As with Stephant, Olivieri w&s young at heart and foolishly in love in his dancing. His characterization of Calin was excellent, although some of

~his technique was’ weak; pirouettes and jetes, however, were well executed. These two together on stage ‘showed a charm and frivolity that reached the entire.theatre. It was apparent that the two had a long history of dancing together because of their confidence and relaxed. attitudes. The other two characters that made the ballet a success were Gerard Lignon as Lise’s mother, Simone, and Gtiillaume Graf fin as Al&n,

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indicative triangle, both of which flashed on and off. The whole sketch Was quite complex, but in essence the man continuously chased the wclman who continuously vanished. A child sitting behind me kept asking its mother, “Why are they all laughing?” - the “they” referred to the older members of the audience. A burlesque strip-tease, in which a rather bulky, masked woman peeled off one item of clothing after another (she didn’t,‘however, go ‘past the bate essentials), didn’t draw much response from the audience. I suppose parents found it unsuitable material fqr children. Only when the woman unzipped her neck and peeled off her skin to reveal underneath a furry creature one that might be associated with Star Wars - did the audience show sincere appreciation. I, for one, found it a brilliant parody of strip-tease. Theatre Fantastique effectively combines the visual and the intellectual-another hit, in

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by John Gonos The Waterloo men’s cross country team has finally done it. After many years of goodness, the Warriors have achieved greatness. -Ranked second in the country two weeks ago, the Warriors have climbed to the number one ranking in Canada. They will carry this ranking into next . week’s OUAA/OWIAA championships next week in Kingston. The ranking does not guaranI -tee the Warriors the OUAA champioship, as any one of four teams could have a good day and take the banner. It will be a tight race between UW, U of T and I Ottawa. All five ssorers from each team will have to run great races for their team to win.

Individually, John Halvorsen of Ottawa should r‘etain his OUAA title which he won lagt. year on the same course. His teammates Bob Rice and Richard Charette should also place in the top ten, Other projected top ten finishersinclude John Castellano and Jamie StaffQrd*from U of T, Darrin Deforge and Bruce Deacon from Western and Colin Dignum from Queen’s, Waterloo may place as, many four in the top ten with Paul Ernst,. Nick Cipp, Harvey Mitro and John Carson. Other Warriors, Kevin Sheilds and Allan Faulds should maintain their present consistency and finish in the top 20. The top two teams from the OUAA will travel to3,Vi@oria, B.C. for the CIAU championships on November 7.

. The OWIAA championships can be predicted with much more confidence, as. the undefeated powerhouse U of T should win. Western should take the silver while Queen’s, McMaster, and Water160 should battle for the bronze. Thi Athenas boast a mixture of rookies and veterans. Jill Francis and Janice Patterson should lead the Athenas with Lisa Laffradi, Marielle Rowan and Linda Hachey follwing closely. The Warriors and Athenas will have partial teams competing this weekend at the Laurier Invitational, October 24 in Waterloo Park. The action starts at 1 p.m. with the women’s race foll-owed by the men at 1:30,

Sports I’ \ rn . short SPORTS

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As of October

UPCOMING

WARRIORS FOOTBALL York 38, Waterloo’17 SOCCER Lqurier 2, Waterloo Waterloo 0, Cuelph

WARRIORS FOOTBALL at Windsor, oc 1 0

RUGBY

McMaster 18, Waterloo 3 WATERPOLO Wester’n 15, Waterloo 9 Toronto 15, Waterloo 4 York 8, Waterloo 7 l

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2nd place,

York th,umps Warriors by Refton Blair huprint staff .

And the beat goes on. The football Warriors continued their losing w$ys on Saturday as they droppedOheir sixth game of the season- to the York Yeomen, 3817.

It was a very high spirited Warrior team which took the _ field, attempting to win this . game for themselves’ their parents and their friends in attendante. But theday was also under the shadow of the events of the previous week: head coach Bob McKillop was calling the plays in his last home game as coach of the team, and starting running back Jim *Mitchell did not play, demonstrating his disapproval with the existing coaching situation. The gaine itself was marred by the display of bush-league officiating from the officiating crew. As a result the game was penalty-filled, with most of the penalties were being called by an official who could not have the best vantage poitit from which to judge the play. The Yeomen took their first of the game and possession marched down field for an early field goal. Waterloo’s offence re’turned the favour by putting together a march of theirown to tie the score at 3-3, qn a Brian Kaban field goal of 27 yards. .Waterloo’s defence, after sacking the quarterback and forcing what was an apparent fumble, saw the officials on the opposite side of the field, away from the k play, call an incomplete pass. On the following play, a a seemly certain incomplete pass, the backside official called a pass in-

terference, which gave the Yeomen the ball at their own 57 yard-line. Fortunately for the warriors no points came of the two questionable calls. York failed on an attempted field goal at the beginning of the second quarter, but return man Lenart slipped as he handled the football and had to concede a single point, The Yeomen, realizing the defensive right side of the Warriors was without veteran right defensive end Brad Kaye, took advantage of that side of the Warriors defensive front, runnning hard and often to that weakness, On their fourth possession the Yeomen met with little resistance from that side of the defensive line and was able to march down-field running toward the left side for a touchdown; ,with a successful convert’the score was 11-3.

Waterloo opened up their offensive play when, on the ensuing kick-off, returner Steve Harris handed-off on a reverse to Richard Chen who gained 20 yards. Two offensive penalties stopped the Waterloo drive. And on their next series the offence once again opened up, sending Peter Thistlethwaite on a reverse hand-off from Dave Ropret. After itopping the Yeomen on their first possession of the second half; the Warriors fumbled the punt and York recovered at Waterloo’s 48 yard lineaLThe Yeomen scored yet another running touchdown by taking advantage of the weakness on the right side of the Warrior’s defensive line. As they did in the first half, the Warriots ‘retaliated by scoring on a well-executed deep route up

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Linda Hartjes free-kick over the outstretched hands of the lgurier keeper. On Sunday the Athena’s tra-d velled to Brock to register a 2-O victory. Waterloo’s first goal resulted from a free kick by Sheri ‘Macdonald and the ensuing scuffle in front ,of the Brock

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the middle by Peter ThistlethWaite. Two series later, \?raterloo’s offensive drive -was stoppea by an apparent interception and touchdown, but fortunately for the Warriors it was called back on a hol’ding penalty to York. But the Yeomen offence, on getting the football, continued their sweep play over the right.side to get in range for a field goal of 33 yards. Waterloo was stopped on their next offensive series on third and two when fullback Brian Abele was stopped for a loss, giving York the ball at the Warrior’s 42 yard-line. Pursuing their advantage on the left side of their offensive, line, the Yeomen ran the ball into the end zone for another major. They did have some help from the officials, tiho ruled a fumbled pass a completion, making the score 2810.

York,.after intercepting a pass at the Waterloo 53 yard-line, kicked a field goal of 26 yards. -As the fourth quarter wound down, Waterloo changed quarterbacks. Nasif Walji and Greg Innarilli came in to lead drives of 50 and 42 yards; the, latter by Innarilli was a scoring drive as he hit a streaming Chen for a touchdown, cutting the score to 31-17.

Waterloo muffed an attempted on-side kick-off, by not having the ball go 10 yards before they caught it. The Yeomen declined the penalty and took the football, marching 53 yards for the final * score of the game. The final game of the season takes place tomorrow (Saturday) in Windsor against the University of Windsor Lancers.

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COUNTRY

Laurier Invitational, Oct. 24 HgCKEY vs, Western+ Oct. 25, 2 p.m=, Colum bia RUGBY at McMaster, Oct. 24 SOCCER

vs. Windsor, lumbia vs. Western, lumbia

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WATERPOLO

at York

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Oct. 24

ATHENAS

Athenas boot .Brock, WLU played impressively this past week defeating both Laurier and Brock 2-1 and 2-0 respectively. The Athena’s first game against Laurier saw and early first-half goal by Heather Bowen on a brilliant through ball by Sheri Macdonald. The second goal arrived early in the second

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goal

was the product of a fine passing play between Jani Gendron and Kristin Hallowell. Hallowell finished off the play with a fine chip shot into the upper right hand ‘corner o‘f the goal. The Athenas play Windsor this Saturday at 2 p.m.

HOCKEY

Waterloo 1, Western York 4, Waterloo 0 Waterloo 3, McMaster SOCCER

Waterloo Waterloo

2, Laurier 1 2, Brock 0

TENNIS

Waterloo,

3rd place

ATHENAS CROSS

COUNTRY

Laurier Invitational, Oct. 24 lF1ELD HOCKEY vs. Laurier, at Ottawa, Oct. 23 SOCCER

vs. Windsor, lumbia

Oct. 24, 2 p.m., Co-

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vs. Queen’s

and Windsor,

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Warriors edge out K-W TitamdPAC tained a constant flow in spite of the great number of substitutions they made. Jamie McNeil1 made his ‘6’9” Last October, the Waterloo presence felt on the floor wiih 12 Warriors basket ball club came points and 10 rebounds. Alstorming back from an 18 point though the Warriors held a defideficit to almost beat the K-W nite size advantage, they were Titans. Last Saturday night at pounded under the boards by the the PAC, the Titans gave UW a smaller Titans. taste of its own medicine. But McCrae noted that his stralike the Warriars of ‘86-‘87, the tegy for incorporating the %ig Titans’ comeback only transmen intoj the UW game plan formed a “blowout” into a “redidn’t work on Saturday: spectable loss”,‘a~ UW won it& “Except for McNeill, our plan opening exhibition game- of the - for the big men didn’t happen. ‘87~‘88 campaign, 101-95, We ntied more York on this -we The Warriors held a 47-45 lead were out-rebounded by a smaller as the teams. deliberated to their team.” dressing rooms at half-time. By Confusion abounded when the themid-way point of the second referees for the contest. failed to half, the Warriors’ lead balshow up. Replacement referees looned to 16 points, and they apPaul Van Oorschot and John peared to be on their way to a Rusin officiated the contest. cakewalk. Yet, -with one minute Meanwhile, the junior varsity remaining, the Titans had turned Warriors met with some success it into a nail-biting ,one-point of their own at a round robin ballgame. UW warded off the tournament at Conestoga Colonslaught to notch their first viclege. UW finished in a first place tory of the seasoD. deadlock with the Guelph GryA healthy Tom Schneider led phons varsity squad. However, all scorers*with 28 points, the they were relegated to runnerstype of production. needed from up as the Gryphons were dehim to ensure success this seaclared winners by virtue of a son. Rob Froese and John Bila70-50 shellaquing of UW. ’ wey provided adequate support The junior Warriors had earwith 16 points apiece. lier defeated George Brown, 80Farmer Warrior Mike Viaaer 77 nnd Conestoga 85-63. paced the Titans, collecting 22 The Warriors continue their points, Dan Berry added 18 and pre-season exhibition schedule recent UW star Paul Boyce as they head out west this weekicked in 17. kead. ,Thursday night (last “The talented Titans made a night) they travelled to the Unigreat comeback,“commented versity of Winnipeg to face the UW skipper Don McCrae. He Wesmen, while on Friday (toadded that a positive sign for the night) they visit the University Warriors was that they mainof Manitoba. by Mike McGraw Imprint staff

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For the Waterloo Warriors football organization, the inevitable occurred last week, On October 13, the athletic administration decided that h&ad coach Bob McKillop would step down at the end-of the current season. McKillop will coach his last game tomorrow [Saturday) as the Warriors close out their schedule at Windsor. The season began with much optimism that the team could at least put an end to their l&game losing string. However, as their record fell to 0-5 after a 48-8 slaughter at Guelph, internal frustrations reac,hed the boiling point. In a secret vote of nonconfidence, the disgruntled players . overwhelmingly supported a coaching change. Wally Delahey, director of

men’s athletics, informed the players of the administration’s decision October 14. “Everybody is at the point of frustration - the coaches, the players and the administration,” commented Delahey this’ week. “But in the long run, that it has come to this point is positive, as it gives us a chance to analyze the program.” Delahey said he found’ out about the players’ vote after it had taken place. Asked if the results of the vote had any impact on the administration’s decision, Delahey replied+ “the players’ concern had to be dealt with, and consequently, it was dealt with.”

But when you don’t win, there is cause for some concern. I wonder if this would have arisen if we’d won a few games.” Carl Totzke, director of athletics, was out of town on business when last week’s upheaval took place. He commented, “there-is a good deal of frustration on the part of the coaches and players. We had high hopes coming into this season.” The Warriors dropped to 0-S with a 38-17 loss York on Saturday. The defeat runs their winless streak to 22 games. This streak of futility dates back to October 1984. ’

But he also added, “the way it came about is not to everybody’s satisfaction. I’m sure if you talk to the players they*would have done it in a different way. “This is really disappointing, we have some good talent.

McKillop took over the head coaching job at the start of the 1982 season. The first season turned out to be his best as the team finished at 2-5. In 1983, the Warriors had a 1-5 I record, while in 1984 they went l-6. The W&$ors suffered through 0-7

Hockey women I \ reach p1ayoff.s Sweeping three of their remaining four league games, the Athena field hockey team finished fourth in the OWIAA west division, Perhaps the toughest division in the country, the top four finishers from the west will crossover against the top four eastern teams at the OWIAA championships in Ottawa this weekend,

The division, although small, has three,teams ranked in the top seven of the CIAO top 10 rankings: Toronto, York and Guelph ranked first, third and seventh respectively. This high degree of competition has honed the Athenas for the playoffs. The Waterloo beat Western twice, 1-O and 3-2 , Mac once, 3-1, but lost to York 4-0. One reason for the recent success of the

Athenas is the: return of healthy players. Coach Judy McCrae said, “at one point we had three starters, on the bench for three or four games. . . losing all those games by big scores which were really not a true representation of our teams abilities.” The Athena’s play Laurentian University, 3 p.m today in Ottawa.

seasons in 1985 and 1986, and are on the verge of duplicating that performance tomorrow afternoon. McKillop’s overall record at Waterloo is 4-36-l. While McKillop prepares for his last game, the athletic department is loaking to the future. The administration began reviewing the football program on Monday, Delahey said that the process of analyzing the program will be completed before Christmas. “It will take us awhile. We have to consider the money required to hire somebody. We’ll put .everything in place before Christmas, including the decision to advertise for a ne,w coach.” However, he did caution that just hiring a netv coach won’t solve .all of the program’s problems. “We have to alter the program itself. You can’t put a new coach

into the same setting that Bob left - it might take a messiah to win a game. Somebody new needs full support sfructures.” Delahey said that full-time assistant coaches and better practice+faciIities are required for the future. He stressed the need for four full-time coaches. Where successful programs like Western and Lauripr have four fulltime coaches, Waterloo has just two, The second UW full-time coach, assistant Ron Dias, was hired at the start of this season on a one-year contract. “Having Ron Dias has helped, but it hasn’t solved the problem. It would help to have three fulltime coaches to go with a head coach,” As of yet, there has been no indication of possible candidates for the job. Meanwhile, McKillop will assume an undetermined position in the athletic department.

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This Sunday, the University of Waterloo nordic ski team will hold their second annual “Ring Road Roll” roller ski race. During the race, from 8:30 a.m. until 2 p-m., the Ring Road will be closed to all traffic, and buses will be rerouted around campus. The race is sponsored by Rior-

Soccer team loses The soccer Warriors did not help their playoff chances last week. They lost midweek to Laurier and tied Guelph on Sunday. This leaves the Warriors three points out of the last playoff spot which is occupied by Western. Western also has a game in hand on the Warriors, On October 14 the Warriors lost 2-l to the number 1 ranked Wiifrid Laurier Golden Hawks. This was the Warriors best performance of the year. Unfortunately, the Hawks were too strong and prevailed in the end. aike ‘Houston opened the scoring early in the game for the Warriors after a lovely free kick from Paul Knafele left him unmarked in front of the Laurier net. Laurier tied,the game three minutes later on a header from a free kick. On the play, Warrior fullback Bruce Hollamby was left trying to mark three players an the Hawks got an easy goal. In the second half the Warriors held the Hawks off an even man-. aged to mount a dangerous attack. The Warriors’ best chance was called back by an overzeal-

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au’s litir%dHiin:’ ‘Mh h4 5 mihUte$ left, the Hawks finally beat the Waterloo defence an score on a scramble. The Warriors tried to tie the game but were unable to do so, The Warriors fought Guelph to a scoreless tie October 18 in Guelph. Both teams played a hard-nosed style of game but were unable to bully their way onto the scoreboard. Waterloo had a goal called back on a dubious offside call near the end of the first haif, In the second half Waterloo had a few more goal scoring chances but were unable to convert them into goals. The Warrior defence was solid as usual with the. back four (Bruce HolIamb , Scott Robinson, Billy Mud Yer and Ricardo Dean] all playing well. Last week’s haul of one point leaves the soccer Warriors in the unenviable position of not being able to control their own destiny with respect to a playoff spot. The suscer team plays Windsor on October %I and Western October 25 both games are at I p.m. at the lovely and pictuEesque Columbia Field.

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The week of October 11 to 17 . was a major disappointment for -the water polo Warriors as they lost three games. On Wednes*day, the lost to Western, and on Saturday to both U of T and York.

‘On October 14 at Western, the Warriors faced their first test without goalie Scott Murray, forcing Jim Steinbach and Thomas Meyer to share the goaltending duties. Against the weak Western goalie, LJW shot with reckless abandon, hitting the posts and crossbar or missing completely. Western took a Z-I lead out of the first quarter and pulled away to a 15-g victory. Mike Cash and Norbert Molnar

scored 3 goals each, while Jim Steinbach notched z and Jeff Slater scored one. Saturday’s tournament at Western was much more controversial. In the first game against U of T both teamsshowed soliddefensive skills with the Blues coming out on top 2-1 at the end of the first quarter+ However, the Warriors fell apart allowing the Blues to gain a 6-1 lead by the end of the first half. Although the b Warriors managed e three more goals in the second half U of T dominated posting a 15-4 win. York’s win over the Warriors was marred by some controversial officiating. Waterloo took a 3-0 lead in‘ the first qu3rter

building it to 5-1 early in the second quarter. However York stormed back coming within one late in the third quarter 7-6. However some mismanagement of the time clock and poor decisioris by the referees does not account for such a dramatic

comeback. Head coach Dave Heinbuch although perturbed by the officiating suggested that “. + . a lack of intensity cost tis the Athena of the Week Warrior of the Week game. York wanted it more than Linda Hartjes - Soccer Briair Amsden - Badminton we did.” The Yeomen went on to win 8-7 in the dying moments of Linda plays sweeper far’ the Brian, in his third year on the the game. team and has been Athena’s capteam, performed very well last The next Warrior home game tain for the past three years. In weekend. At Round One of the is November 18 at 7:30 p.m in the the last three games, she scored West Divisonal sectionals held PAC. two goals, both off of set pieces. at Ryerson, Brian won all four of During the Brock game last his singles matches and then Tuesday, Linda scored one goal ‘” teamed with Ajay Ghandi to on a free kick and last Sunday, sweep four doubles matches as she scored off the corner. well. The eight points picked up In the last three games the here enabled the team to finish a Athenas have outsco%d the opsolid second in the event just one The excitement of NBA basketball will fill the Copps Coliseum in posit,ion 5-2: Linda’s. ibility to epoint behind the perennial Hamilton October 30. The Houston Rockets will take on the Detroit control the centre of the field and champion, Western. Pistons, as both teams close out_their exhibition schedules. direct play has contributed Brian plays out of the third This potential play-off preview pits the speed and finesse of the greatly to these results. Linda seed for the Warriors. He comPistons against the inside power game of the Rockets. The Pistons, ’ ‘was a 1966’OWIAA All-Star, peted at .the Ontario junior tourled by Isiah Thomaq, Adrian Dantley and Bill Laimbeer were runnerand leads the team both on and nament level on numerous s-up in the Eastern Conference last season. The Rockets feature the off the field. occasions before joining UW. “Twin Towers”, Akeem Olajuwon and Ralph Sampson. Sampson has just signed a two-year deal worth $12 million. Good seats are still available and can Eie obtained at the BASS outlet on campus, located in Hagey Hall. Students will receive a $3 discount on every ticket. c

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Rugby Warriors frustrated again

by Peter Brown Imprint staff The Rugby Warriors faced yet another frustrating loss, 38-3, on Saturdav against a. strong McMaste!r teak. Mac routed War terloo two weeks before, but lagt weekend’s match had little of the overall domination marking that decision as Waterloo’s execution showed great improvement over . earlier efforts, This was a game that tias not out of their reach, with the score exaggerating the Marauder victory. After the referee missed an offside call against McMaster in the. strum. Mac scored and con-

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these two teams, the. Warriors held their own, but were unable to stop a strong M&faster drive from close in, giving the visitors a try before the half, which they converted. After the first 40minutes, the score stood at 12-3. , Waterloo played a courageous second half, with their already disadvantaged pack destabilized by the loss of Mike Bennett. Despite this disruption, W-at erloo adjusted accordingly, and held Mac effectively scoreless for the remainder of the game. The only other points came after the official failed to make an offside call with only seconds left, resulting in a Mac try. This left

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away a in the finally on a peadded replied of their to 6-3.

Waterloo still found little success in the strums due to their lack of size. The pack was outmassed by an average of 20 pounds per player, but partly made up for this discrepancy with intensity and just plain. guts. Unlike the last meeting of

Captain Blair Falconer again gave a gutsy effort, and the entire teain is to be congratulated for an intense arid spirited performance. Peter Keir provided Waterloo’s only points, a firsthalf penalty kick, Unfortunatel’y, the end draws near for these valiant Warriors. Winless on the year. they arr? now assured of finishing last in their division. This means that they will trade places with the winner of Division II, the weaker grouping, for next year. They’ll finish off this disappointing campaign tomorrow at Western, where they hope to spoil the purple’s homecoming with a revenge . win.

C-R dates. coypus Ret

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Thursday, October 29 - Captain’s playoff meetings 490 p.m. - CC135 (men’s flag foot ball) 4:30 p.m. - CC113 (women’s flag football) 5:30 p.m. - CC110 [men’s soccer)

Friday,, October 23 - NLS course 7-10p.m, - PAC 1088 Saturday, October 24 - NLS course 9 a.m,-4 p.m. - PAC 1088 Sunday, October 25 T NLS course 9 a.m.-4p.m. - PAC Wednesday, -Captain’s (women’s

Friday, October 30 ~ - last day of cycling club - Winter/Spring 1988 Student Assistant Applications Due 4:3Op.m. - PAC 2039 ,

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Students are needed for the following Campus Recreation positions for the Winter 1988 and Spring 1988 terms. Applications can be picked up in PAC 2039. Deadline for. applications is 4:30 p.m., October 30.

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Student.

[$BD-$120

and referees-in-chief per term depending on the number of ieams): People selected for these positions are interested, have h?d previous+ organizational experience, and-have participated in the activjt y. Convenors are hired for the following positions: Men’s hockey, men’s basketball, women’s basketball, men’s soccer (spring term only), bail hockey, men’s volleyball [winter only), women’s volleyball (winter only), softball/slo-pitch(spring term only).

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Students who wish to apply for these positions must have previous experience and a working knowledge of the pragram. Student assistants are hired for the following positions: C&oirdinatoEs of: Convenocs, referees, fitness, aquatics, ret teams, instructors, publicity, promotions, special projects, tournaments.

Campus Ret soccer results In League A of men’s soccer, the Old Boys and-the Red &vils lead. the division with three wins each and both look strong as contenders for the playoffs. Meanwhile, the N&h Stars are having their problems as they have started the season with three losses. But don’t give yet as the season is still young. . up Inonthe’them B League, the dqminant teams in each division are Conrad Grebel with three wins and one-tie, OpAmps, Dirty Feet and-Southern.Comfort with three wins each. But, a recent alternate team, W.C.R.I., looks strong and could PO& problems for the leaders. The playoffs for both leagues should be competitive,with seven teams in A leagut! and 16 teams in B league playing for. the championship.

FRlDAY,

OCTOBER

LA ’ MESSE sera celebree En Francais le dimanche 25 octobre par le per& Don Theriault a 3 heures, Siegfried Hall, . _ St. Jerome.‘s Cqllege..Tous sont , bieuvenus.

NEED A Break? Come to the Mug Coffee House for music, good conversation, relaxing atmosphere. homemade baking, coffee and tea. 8:30 - 11130, CC-. 110. Everyone jweIcorne. Sponsored by Waterloo Christian Fellowshio. DAVIS CENTRE Library tours. 10% am., 11:30 am., 130 pm.,’ 2130 pm. Meet at ths Information Desk.

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DAVIS CENTRE Library tour. 2:30 _ pm. Meet at the Information Desk. .

Shop

WOMEN’S CGMMlSSlON meeting. 4130 pm. - 6:oO pm., CC 1 IO. All interested parties welcome. LUNCH FILM Series presented by the W&nen’s Centre. Showing is Killing Us softly and The Spring and Fall of Nina Potansk in Campus Centre room 135 at 12:30 Dm.

FWHDLRS Day. A symposium. The Existence of God. People of different religions will speak on this’subj&t according to their religio-n. Everyone is welc&ne at North Park Collegiate School in Elrantford from 2:Oq - 5:3Gpm. Refreshments will be served. Sponsorad by the Ontario Human Rights Commission, Race Relations Division.

FED FLICKS- Outrageous Fortune. Showtimes are 7:00 pm., and 9100 pm. in At 116. Feds $1 .oO and NonFeds 83.00. . _

SUNDAY,

OCTOBER

DAVIS CENTRE tibratv tours. IO:30 am., 1130 am., 1:30 p-m., 2:30 pm., 7:30 pm. Meet al the Information Desk. ’

UNIVEfGITY

PRESENTS

BAG lunch meeting

Ukrainian cc. 110.

Students

of the Club. I:30 pm. in i

REllGiOUS

FROZEN GHOST at Fed Hall. 85.c Feds, 86.00-Non Feds.

DCTOBtR

OCTOBCR

FASS ‘88 writers’ meeting. 7:00 pm. MC 5158. LAYMEN’S EVANGELICAL FeHowship International.Sunday Evening Service. 163 University Ave. W., Apt. 32 1 (MSA). 7:oO pm. Ail are welcome. Outrageous Fortune. Showtime is 8:OO pm. in AL 116. Feds $1 .OO and Non-Feds 83.00.

FED * FIX&. Outrageous Foitune. Showtimes are 7100 pm., and’9:00 pm. in AL 116. Feds $1 .OO and NonFeds $3.00

I)Al’URDAY,

MONDAY,

TWSDAY, PSYCHOlOGY,

ANTHROPOLOGY,

Sociology Joint Societies meeting. Let’s do something. Come to a planning meeting today at 4:3Opm. in PAS 3rd floor Psych lounge. We need help in sDendina monev. TRIPLE A Student Painters. How to run your &vn business. 400 to 500 at Needle Hall. Room 1020. Call Tim

88419485.

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OCTOBER

DAVIS CENTRE Library tours. lo:30 SOL Tanenzapf, associate am., 11:30 am., 1:30 pm., 2:30 pm., Prof. of religious studies at York Uni7130 pm. Meet at the Information versity, is giving the Spinora-Meir lecture at Needles, 3001 at 800 pm. The - Desk. topic will is Moses Maimonides: Rabbi LAYMEN’S EVANGELICAL Fellowand Philospher. ship International. Bible Study. CC 135. 7:30 om. All are welcome. THINK GLOBALLY. Act locally on the environment, social justice, peace, women’s rights, grass roots democracy. CC 138 A, 700 pm. Working together to create alternate responses: Waterloo Green Party. Henry 746-3 168. PROF.

DAVIS CENTRE

Library tours. IO:30 am+, 11130 am., 1:30 pm., 2130 pm., 7:30 pm. Meet at the Information Desk.

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INTERNATfONAL (Campus Group) holds a-general meeting. 7:30 pm., CC, room 138 6.. New members are welcome.

YOUNG

FRANCAIS”,

fee and cider. 11:30 vard. Brina a friend.

WEEKLY WATSFIC (University of Waterloo Science Fiction Club) meeting. Upcpming events: Video Night and a D&D (Dungeons & Dragons) tournament. 6:30 pm., CC 138. LAYMEN‘S EVANGELICAL Feltotiship. Bible study. CC 135 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome.

Waterloo Jewish Students’ Association/Hi Ilel, CC 110 every Monday and Thursday 11130 - 1:30 pm. (holidays excepted) F&se join us for. bagels, friends, conversation, Styrofoam cups, etc. Only $7.00.

* WEDNESOAb

THURSDAYS

EVENING

PRAYER with choir and sermon. Conrad Grebei Chapel at 4:30 pm. .

DAVtS CENTRE Library tours: IO.30 am., 11:30 am., I:30 pm., 2:30 pm. Meet at the Information De$k.

KW CYCLING

Club. Club rides every Saturday 60-100 km. All welcome. 1000 am., Campus Centre. Info call Kevin ,ext. 3807.

SUNDAYS .

GLLOW COFFEEHOUSE. An informaf gathering of people who enjoy light conversation, coffee and fun times in a comfortable setting. 800 1 1:OO pm., CC 110. For more details call 884-GLOW.

BAGELrBRUNCH,

hot crepes, cofam., ES Cobrt-

LIBERALS

of the University of Waterloo general meeting. Election of delegates to O.Y.L. convention, constitution amendments, debate on senate reform. CC 113, 6:3O pm.

WATERi& &I Club invites all .-interested persons to lessons for beginners from 6:30 to 7:30 every Wednesday, B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040. Free instruction and open play will follow classes. More information phone 888-4424.

MONDAYS

MC 5158.

Night. At the Bombshelter.

JOIN THE conspracy of hope/ We fight for prisoners of conscience, fight against torture and the death penalty. Meetings are Wednesdays, 7:30 pm., 138B in Campus Centre.

THE MUSEUM and Archive of Games invites visitors to The Great Puzzle Fair. Come - join in -be a part of puzzle fun, puzzle art, puzzle races, puzzling food festivities and puzzling film at The Great Puzzle Fair. October 30-31, and November 1. Admission Free. Campus Centre, I:00 pm. - 500 pm. For more information call 8884424.

CHRlS?rAN Fellowship supper meeting. Come join usl. 4:30 700 at CPH 3388. Everyone wel, ,come! DAVIS CENTRE Library tours. lo:30 am., 11:30 am., 1:30 pm., 2:30 pm., 7:30 pm. Meet at the Information Desk.

BEST OF the Quest Crystal Comedy

FED FLICKS. Poltergeist 2. Showtimes are 7:OOpm., and 9:OOpm. in AL 116. Feds $1 .OO and Non-Feds $3.00. AMNESTY COFFEEH0USE.A night of music for freedom, featuring entertailiment by tocal artists. At the Grad House, 800 pm. Admission and refreshments are free.

BAGEL

BRUNCH, Waterloo Jewish Students’ Association/Hillel, CC 110 every Monday and Thursday 11:30 ati. - 1:30 pm. (holidays excepted) Please join us jpr bagels, friends,.conversation, Styrofoam cups, etc. Only $7 -00.

THEMAS: The original social, cult. Interesting people, interesting conversations. Chanting and flower selling . optional. 530 - 7100 pm., CC 138.

ANGLICAN

SERVtCES St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison College 9:30 am. Prayer Book, Eucharist. -* 1 I:00 am. Contemporary Eucharist Moose Room, Men’s Residence, Renison Colleae. INFORMAL SERVICE with contemporary music; coffee and discussion t9 follow. Conrad Grebel Chapel at 700 pm. MORNING WdRSHlP every Sunday. The Rev. Dr. Tom York celebrant. Corn- munion first Sun. of each month, 11 :OO am. at St. Paul’s College. LAYMEN’S,EVANGELlCAL Feflowship. Evening meeting. MSA, 163 University Ave. W., Apt. 321, at 7:00 pm. All are welcome. ONGOING EVENT: Visitors are -invited to discover and explore The Great Puzzte ,Exhibit. It’s a puzzlement for everyone with spots of$uzzle trivia, riddles, mazes, films, guest speakers, special events and a “hands-on” game area. Free. Mondaf- Friday 9-5, . Sunday 1-5. B.C. Matthews Hall, Museum and Archive of Games. 8884424.

CLAbtSIFIBD

WANTED Semen donors

Fish Tank for sale. IO gal. with filter,’

FOR SALE Pentaq Spotma(lc camera

w/55mm

for artificial insemination programme in the area. Donors must -be healthy and responsible. Preference given to married candidates. Kindy contact Dr, N. Assad, 715 Coronation Blvd., Cambridge, Ont. NlR 7Rl.

1,000 35mm SLR f2 lens, leather

case, flash bracket. Comes with Pen-

tax 135mm f3:5 telephoto lens w/leather carry case and vivitar 2x extender with case. Asking $400. Call Bob, 888-7181. 6 . John Cougar, Roger Waters, Exceltent floor seats. 5th row (Cougar), 9th row (Waters). 8est over. Call Bill at 7455199.

Ski equipment

- boots, skis, poles, car rack. All excellent condition. Mens 9 and womens 6. Offers-? Derek at 74631 27.

Good Condltlon.

16 cu. ft. Westinghouse refrigerator and 24 inch electric stove. Reasonable. WiII sell seper- , ately. Phone 743-7628 before 9 pm,

heatg; ‘thermometer, gravel, rocks, plastic plants, canopy, lights. $lOD.OO. Cat1 Shawn at X4048.

Travel

A fine selection

of antique Japanese and tapestries. Elegant or after hours attire. Call

silk kimonos as bathrobes 576-4101. IBM clones, brand name computers, peripherals, software. High quality, full warranty machines at,low<prices. Call 747-2452. 78 Honda Accord. 5 spd. hatchback. Runs well. Some body work needed. 900 080. 742-0826.

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Skb! Excellent condition. Elan intermediate, 175 cm, Saloman bindings, poles and boots (ladies 8). Sell as a Dackane or seDarate. 747-2104.

with a small truck. Also haul away garbage, other odd jobs. Reasonable rates. Call Jeff, 884-2831.

Tired of the college dating scene? Our club is the national alternative. Faculty and seriqus students please respond to : Friends & Lovers, P.0 Box 8087 Substation 41, London, Ont. N2G 2B0. .

Professional Research & Literary Services

96~~9042 Deadlines approaching?

National

life insurance company is seeking lo-20 people for part-time administrative posit ions. Prefer 3rd or 4th year students in business or computer related courses. Apply in person or send resume to Sovereign Life Insurance., 842 Victoria St. N. Unit 16, Kitchener, Ont. N2B 3G1,

are willing to have an updated look, We wilJ be taking appointments on Wednesdays at noon. Also fun colors and perms. For more info call 8845141.

WIN do light moving m

German tutor! Someone with excellent grammatical skills to help with oral and written work at GER7 51 level 1hr/wk 747-2104.

Hair Salon is looking for models whd

SERVICES

Custom Essa: Service

Talent

Search finalist seeks drummers for studio recording and’ live playing of originals. Influences: Echo, Qle, Cult. Bill at 746-2695 or 747- 1658.

77 Honda Ciyic: Red and hlalck+ Superb condition. Good for work or school. Runs on regular gas. 1000 obo. 743-. 9231. scpttuvafe: Programmirig, utilities, games, spreadsheets, word processors, et& 83&/disc. Free catalogue. Call 4t6-679-6704 or write 269 Springside Dr., Hamilton, Ont. L9B 1P8.

representative or organization needed to promote spring break trip. Gain experience in marketing, earn money and free trips. Call inter-campus program, l-800-433-7707 for more info.

Friends .- is a volunteer organization devoted to working with children who could benefit from a one-to-one retationship. We need male and female volunteers who could work 1 to 3 hours per week in an elementary school setting. Workshops offered. Call Friends 742-4380 or Canadian Mental Health Assoc. 744-7645. Travel

Any wltnemer,

to hit and run car accident involving blue Pontiac hatchback <parked on Sunnydale Place loop Saturday, Oct. 17, please call Mike at 746-l 916.

Call

us for quality service. 4 CoIlleT St Suite 201. Toronto. Ontart0 M4W lt7

field opportunity. Gain valuable marketing experience while earning money. Campus representatives needed immediately for Spring break. TriDs to Florida. Call Campus Marketingr at I-800-423-5264.

TYPING

30 years experience; electronic typewriter, .85 double spaced page. Westmount area. Call 743-3342.

Fast, pro~esoio;nal

typing-word processing by univhrsity grad. Pick-up/delivery available on campus. Gratimar, spelling, corrections available. Suzanne, 886-3857.

Typing

- $l.OO/page (ds.) for typist living on Campus (MSA). 9000 quality pages typed since 1984. Call Karen Shaw 746-37 27.

Word Processlng: Assignments, essays, reports, theses, letters, re.sumes, etc. Professionally done on word processor. Featuring automatic spell check. Reasonable rates. Call anytime 746-2810. Word Proceustng; Resumes $5.OO/page. Letter.s, Repons, Essays and Research Papers. $1.5O/@ge. Call 884-2184. Experienced

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NGS AND SATURDAYS nking inditiiduab will be successful. sant office environment. asy orders uver the phone.

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or Rob

Need a date for semi. I have a new dress and am a fun and friendly kindof person. Call me at work, Catherine’s Carpet Laying Service, 884-6209, ask for Cath.

“Beyond

Sunival: Coping With Sudden Disability”. Persons who’ve become disabled within the last 8 years, needed for interview with researcher. Leave messa,ge fc& Kim at 885-t 2 11 ext: 2345.

Toarth”

Jam - Customized song tributes from scratch. 743-7343. ‘If you are disiressed by a possible pregnancy, Birthright offers free pregnancy tests and practical help. Call 579-3990. Thuraday, 29 of October. “Cafe Francais” - ES Courtyard. Hot crepes, coffee and hot cider. Starts 11130 am. and goes until crepes run out1 Hey 602: Congratulations on a successful field trip. We hope you didn’t get hurt falling into that hole. Re-

Maggie Can Type Itl ESSaySi Theses

member those beauties can be written. off on yclilr income tax as dependants. Bill Cbrrigan: The first time was memorable, but the second through tenth were an incredible display of stamina. P.S* sorry you fainted.

$1.00 per page. Mitiimum charge’ $8.00. “Free” pickup and delivery, 743- 1976.

“Words”

- Prof~su~nal typing services. Offered 7 days/week. Work guaranteed. Call 578-66531744-7628. Pick-W and defiverv available. Typing. 13 years experience, including medical terminology. Professionally done on high-quality word processor. On-campus pick-up and delivery. Sharon 748- 1793:

‘Untied World college graduates1 I am an Atlantic College grad, wondering: are there other UWCers at Waterloo? Call Rcibvn 884-6178.

G.N.C.T.R.

‘88 - Concrete sliding down a snow covered hill with civil disobedients aboard. Sound like fun? You bet. Buy a raffle ticket for a microwave from CIV DIS nowI

Oktoberfest January

.lg88. Furnished bedroom available for sublet in Winter term. Share bathroom and kitchen with other students. Close to camDus - University Ave., between Phil& and Albert, $2lO/month plus utilities. Call Andrew 746-3079. . SIX rooms, 5 minute walk to UW. Furnished, microwave, laundiy. Available immediately. $225./month plus utilities. No lease. 747-2889 or 416-9684650. Room for rent. Jan. - Apr.,, sharing townhouse. $122/mth plus utils. 746-0296 (Andy). basement

32 years experience. .75 double spaced page. IBM Selectric. Eqsays, resumes, theses, etc. Westmount-Erb area. Call Doris 888-7153.

room in townhouse available to female no’nsmoker. Jan.-Apr. 1988. Waterbed, desk and more. Only $150/month. Close to university and shopping. Call

Fast, accurate

Two bedroom

typing aid letter quality word processing. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284. Kim’s Secretaria Services. Resumes, term papers and thesis - Done fast and efficiently. Calf 743-7233 or 7462744. Free pick up and delivery.

HI Saaby. How goeth it I Another year older- eh. How does it feel? Happy Birthdav. Adil xo.

Typist witQ teaching degree. $1.00 per D.S. page. Close to Ask for Karen t. 746-0631.

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Winter ‘88 - April ‘88. Churchill ‘Crt. Basement apt. Kitchen and bath private, living furn., new broadloom. Utilities incl. $267.50/m. each. Call 884-8250. A female student is looking for a ferm~e to Share g one-bedroom apt. in MSA, starting Hov. 1st. Call Sonia at 884-8338 afh 500 pm.

is history. Get your liver ready for Home Coming ‘87. Basketball and Waterloo’s 30th anniversary. Nov. 11-l 5, Details to follow.

Ski Quebec

on New Years. If you were there in ‘86, you will want to be there in ‘87. Full details call “Rude Dog” or Flav at 747-3360. T: Life is too short for grudges. D.

Bill Corrlgan - I’m glad we got your zipper fixed. You’re right, you have the ‘nicest smelling, and the shiniest bag we’ve ever seen. Luv. S&M. LOST Blue.UW pencilcase. Lost Thursday, Oct. 15 in Modern Languages by telephones. Includes pencils, pens and calculator. Please (pretty please!) return to M~r~c,r~t 884-82W. POUND

Calculator

found in Arts Library on Wed., Oct.’ 14. Name the calculator and it’s yours. 886-0885

JIcket

found at Oktoberfest in Bingeman Park on Thursday night, Oct. 15. .i Call 821-5357.

Working hard doesn’t mean giving up comfort and style. For the quality and fit you want, there’s only one choice: Levi’s Red Tabs. 501 ‘s for men, 531 ‘s for worn&n. And they last as long as memories. Mark’s Woik Wearhouse carries Levi’s RedTabs in a full rangeof styles and sizes. And this semester, at any Mark’s WorkWearhouse store, your student card lets you enter to win one of 20 $1,000 scholarships* from Levi’s and Mark’s Levi’s 501’s for men. $44.95 Levi’s 531’~ for women. $42.95 * No purchase necessary. See your local Mark’s Work Wearhouse for details.

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