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Department of Statistics. "Waterloo is an interyational university," said Wu, I have UW officials announced the been most impressed with this funding November 16 of a new university for some time because research chair in the field of in- it is inventive, creative and more dustrial productivity. Support aggressive than many others.. . I for the chair, which UW Presi- want to help make Waterloo the dent Doug Wright called "one of1 leading place in the world in sta-, the most important examples of Waterloo's initiative in university-industry cooperation," is worth approximately $930,000 over a five year period. The General Motors of Canada/Natural Sciences and Engineering Research Council's Industrial Research Chair in Quality and Productivity, which officially comes into being on June 1, 1988. will be held by Dr. C.F. Jeff Wu, one of North America's foremost experts in the area. Wu comes to Waterloo from the University of Wisconsin, where he has been a professor in the

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Quality and Productivity (IIQP), and General Motors will provide him with an office at its Oshawa headquarters. The chair was proppsed to enhance a major research endeavor in quality and productivity through the use of statistical methods already under way at the

tistical research applied to industry." The Waterloo appointment is a full professorship in the department of Statistics and Actuarial Science, with a cross-appointment in Engineering. Dr. Wu will be closely involved with UW's Institute for Improvement in,

Search for new vice-pres nearly complete by Mike Brown

Pounce de lion enteitains a young spectator at the 1987 Santa Claus Parade.

Imprint staff The search is over; howeve;, a replacement for the position of vice-president (Academic) at the University of Waterloo has still not been named. Tom Brzustowski vacated the post in September after the provincial election. Premier David Peterson invited Brzustowski to join the ministry of colleges and universities as the deputy minister. A search for the Needles Hall position has been ongoing for nine months. Brzustowski had planned to return to his faculty position in June of 1988. The Queen's P a r k a p p o i n t m e n t merely quickened Brzustowski's departure.

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Adam Chamberlain, the Federation of Students undergradua t e r e p r e s e n t a t i v e on t h e committee to hire a new V-P, said the application process ended September 1."We're basically down to a short list," he said. Reviewing candidates has been an ongoin process. Nominations came t o p on and off campus. Brzustowski's September departure brou&t a "bit more urgency to the thing.. .but we're not rushing, the position is so crucial," Chamberlain said. Chamberlain would not elaborate on who the strong contenders for the job are at this point. He did say that women were encouraged to apply for the position but insisted the committee is giving no preferences. Dean of Arts Robin Bank* has temporarily filled the position of V-P academic and provost until a suitable candidate is found. According t o Chamberlain. Banks announced that he had no interest i n occupying the position on a permanent basis. Professor Peter Woolstencroft is the acting dean of arts until Banks is finished with his extra duties. UW President Doug Wright chairs the committee. Chamberlain, as the undergraduate representative, along with the rest of the committee, has been collecting important information as to what kind of oerson is best suited for the job. The job. Chamberlain saN, in-

University of Waterloo. Officials at both GM and UWfeel the initiative recognizes the need of Canadian industryi to become more globally competitive by scientifically improving quality and productivity. John Urbanic, GM's Director of Materials Management and Component Operations said Wu's research will pave the way for "real world applications which (will) bring Canadian industry even closer to the 21st century." UW 'president Doug Wright added, "the type of research done by Dr. Wu and the benefits it will bring are essential if we are to become more competitive a s a Wu joins a department that has already gained international recognition for its contributions to the fields of statistics and actuarial science. The appointment is expected to have a significant impact on UW's role in industrial research. Wu will work closely with several researchers in his own d e p a r t ~ e n tand , will guide of four graduate stui e f ?%a t a r e slated to join him. In addition, Director of IIQP Clif Young said the presence of Wu-will help to bolster the program. "With Jeff being here we'll ttract same other top 60 come here, either to do research, or articipate in the seminars a n 8 conferences will be giving." Wu, who graduated from The University of Taiwan, and earned his PhJ) at the University pf .California at Berkeley, said he's happy to "reverse the brain drain" from Canada to the

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she was 5’7” and weighed 85 pounds. Despite this rather absurd and extremely unnatural shape, the response by women toward this new super-thin appearance was extraordinary. It ’ left an entire culture in a neverending state of trying to fulfill this impossible ideal,

David Garner, renowned iesearcher, consultant and clinic cian in the field of psychology and psychiatry, was the keynote speaker at a conference dealing with eating disorders held Wednesday at UW. Garner, a professor at the University of Toronto, ‘voiced his many concerns about these diseases such as anorexia nervosa and bulimia. Garner noted that the problem of eating disorders is riot simply one that belongs to the ’70s and ’80s; they have been documented as far back as 300 years. In earlier times however, the control over eating simply represented a co&o1 over all other urges. These types of individuals represent only a small minority of cases today. individuals in the '80s sight control over food intake as control over their entire life and self. The problem has in- , deed escalated at a henomenal I rate, with most of t K e cases involving women. Garner attributes this critical biological and psychological dilemma to the inappropriate cultural attached to women. The issue of changing cultural values regarding shape is a difficult one, he said. Garner said the change must begin in adolea_ cence, but “how do we change David Garner adolescents feelings toward photo by Andrew Rah+ga . their bodv sham when adults Models since Twiggy have ail themselvei hold these values?,” asked Gamer, ’ adopted this emaciated appearGarner hit home with the auance, although Garner has seen a dience at the conference when he slight change in this trend in the past several years. Despite this, asked, “How many women he”re today would not really care if Garner said, “the incidence of formal eating disorders among they gained five pounds?” It was models is very high . . . this only obvious that his point was easily understood. further demonstrates that their is no relationship at all between The onset of this wave ofobthe shapes that women see in sessive weight loss seemed to begin in the late ’60s when Britthese magazines and what most ish model Twiggy appeared on women actually have.” the fashion scene. At the, time, The problem of eating dis-

orders is almost entirely, but not large number of individuals who exclusively, a female problem. become victims. of the disease As a remit, Garner saidhe feels develop the.problem from seeing there is much misunderstanding it portrayed in the media, he amongst men as to the reason for said. the emergence of eating dis“We must be very careful how orders. This lack of understandwe discuss these disorders toadolescents, as talking about it can ing does not help to alleviate the situation. sometimes increase the problem.” “It’s important for men to take the time to expose themselves to The frenzied attack on obesity the messages that women are in our society has generated severa1 myths. Some of these stated being constantly bombarded “that obese with,” he said. “Although fa- ; by Garner include: eat more than non-obese and shion magazines aren’t the only that obese people are mark emoway that this ‘thinness’message is generated to women, it would provide a’great deal of subculture that most men have no-appreciation for.” Garner spent a great deal of his lecture discussing the implications of the ’80s fitness movement. Although he said he agrees that exercise is. an important part of staying healthy, a substantial majority of the women recently involved In ‘keeping fit’ are “not concerned with improving their cardio-vascular fitness, but simply want to become thinner . . , this contradicts the fact‘ that you can be very fit and not be thin at all.” The image and ideal presented wi?h the fitness movement is again highly unrealistic, he said. ‘.‘Jane Fonda, the Crown Princess of Body Distortion, has publicly *proclaimed that she has bulimia . . ! unfortunately fitness is not really the important buzz w;c& but thinness is.” Although Garner said he feels that raising public awareness of these eating disorders is important, he worries about’the media “glamourizing the problem.” Despite the fact that anorexia eliminates sexual function and desire, individuals in the media feel it is a “sexy topic”. While a variety of implications are discussed in many of the ,a~ticles published and television programs shown on anorexia, a

nd outs of the UW senate’s monthly m.eeti ng 1 by Ralph Zuljan Imprint etaff

Approval for a new Ph.D. program, a change in the rules covering the binding of graduate thesis, and a non-decision regarding the release of grades‘ prior to the end of the exam.period were among the items covered at the November 18 meeting of UW senate, This was perhaps the most lively senate gathering this term. _ Senate meets on the third Monday of each month. The meetings are in NH 3001 and are open to the public. This weeks meeting was dominated by>severa1 committee reports each of which was presented by Senator rim Gardiner. The graduate council report generated significant discussion due to a recommendation to senate for the approval to seek OCGS agreement for offering a new Ph.D. in health studies. Senators were not clear on the exact procedure they were being asked to approve of, and Gar-

final approval. Then a funding request wduld go to ACAP ,which may or may not be approved. VW_ President Doug Wright clarified that if such funding was not forthcoming, funding would have, to came from’ the departmental bydget already existing, One senator ointed out that several doctora P programs have already reach4 the final stage, but government funding, in each case, was not made available.‘As’ a result, these programs were never implemented. When health department officials were questioned about their ability to fund the new program, they responded affirmlatively. They argued that the money could be made available from more efficient use of undergraduate resources. Later in the meeting, senate gave final approval to a Ph.D. accounting program. Discussion before this approval determined that the accounting program ivould proceed regardless of future funding appropriations

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trbduced a revision on the policy regarding the binding of graduate thesis. The objective of the , change, according to Gardiner, was to reword the rules to allow graduate students to bind their thesis without use of the graduate office resources. This change was required because the previous wording was disallowed by the provincial government. Senate approved the change on a humourous note. ‘Undergraduate council informed senate that an agreement had been reached between the dance departmtint and the Na-, tional Ballet, among other matters. Dance will offer a new area of. concentration within the honours dance prtigram, “namely an academic/professional area of concentration ifiolving the Dance Teacher Certification program of the National’ Ballet School of Canada.” Senate was also informed, by Gardiner, that both the History and Political Science masters programs were rated in the “A” category by the government. A potentially volitile proposal to restrict the posting of marks was recommended by undergraduate council. However, the proposal was referred back to council on a motion by Senator George Atkinson. Conversations prior to the senate meeting indicated strong opposition to the proposal existed. I

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Though there is “no question” in Dr. Lynn Watt’s mind that the decreasing enrollment of foreign students has been caused by fee increases over the last five years, he does not see the policy of differential fees being abandoned. -“One thing you 1ear.n when you start working in the political arena is that governments will never admit when they’ve made a mistake, even if they realize they have.” Watt, an Engineering professor and former .dean of graduate

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rectly to the Ontario government, and are re-distributed to the universities bn the basis of total enrollment. Therefore institutions like Toronto’s Ryerson Polytechnic, who have no graddate programs and few foreign undergrads, are often given tiore money proportionally t bancampuses that have a much higher number -of foreign students, Watt said. The number of foreign students studying at. Ontario postsecondary institutions has gone fkom 20,OOOin 1982-83 to 12,000 in 1986-87, according to a study compiled by.the Ontario Federation of Students. Watt said that the provincial government felt thev could con&ue to increase for&n student fees when undergrad and grad enrollment increased by 73 per

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cent and 18 per cent respectively between 1977 and 1981, In 1982; proposed differential fee policies intended to increase tuition so that foreign students would cover first 50 per cent and then in 1984,67 per cent of their actual educational costs . The Ontario Council of University Affairs reacted against these fees, Watt said. In the end, they weren’t implemented for graduate students+ but were for undergrads. Since then, fees have increased with inflation. Canadian students cover approximately 18 per cent of their educational costs. ’ In light of the econbmic and cultural benefits of foreign stul dents, Watt said the government has made a mistake in implementing such heavy differential

fees, Foreign students bring capital into the country, contribute to the economy while they are here, and may trade with Canada after returning to businesses in their I home countri8se They also con. tribute to the campus life in edueating Canadians about other cultures. “Political pressure from the populus of Ontario has made the government decide to put tiore of the financial burden on foreign students,” Watt said. “Unless someone takes up .and champions their cause they are without a political voice,” Watt would like to see more bilateral agreements, whereby foreign students could studv in Canada and Canadian stud&ts in their countries without the imposition of differential fees.

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Here are some veneral terms for UW: A conjunction of grammarians, a galaxy of astronomers, a a shush of librarians, a family of biologists, shrivel of critics, a recession of economists, a number of statisticians, a liter of chemists, a tabula rusa of empiricistsOr, if you are in dance or music or drama, how about these: A qugue of actors, a spate of ingenues, a float of dancers (female), a flight of dancers (male), a spite of prima donnas, a set of designer’s, an assemble of choreographers, a gild of directors, a plot of playwrights, a panic of producers, a quaver of coloraturas, a rumble of basses, a schrei of heldentenoren, a parenthesis of cellists. And, finally [parentheses mine]: An Acne of Adolescents (from surcharge of tesin men’s residences]: tosterone, found primaril Y A Mass of Priests, A F ap of Nuns (drily at St. lerome’s and Resurrection’Hall); * A Leer of Boys, A Giggle of Girls (found primarilY at Renison); A DFlirium of Debutantes (more &Queen’s and . Western than at uw); A Skein of Geese (in flight), A’Gaggle of Geese ton water); A Herd of Harlots (term applied by feminists to Miss Oktoberfest contestants); Actually, you can devise yotiti own veneral terms. Here are the rules. ’ There are six families, or types, of veneral term: 1) Onomatopoeia: A Murmuration of Starlings, ’ A Crash of Rhinoceroses 2) Characteristic: A Leap of Leop’ards, A Skulk of Foxes 3) Appearance: A Knot of Toads, A Bouquet of Pheasants 4) Habitat: A Shoal of Bass, A Nest of Rabbits’

An avunculus 01 alumni gathered at L& last weekend, togather with a plenitude of freshman, a platitude of sophomores, a gratitude of juniors. of and an attitude of seniors - with a fortitude graduate students and an unemployment of graduates sprinkled through the crowd - to celebrate Homecoming, Hardly any faculty members’ - no clamber of assistant professors, no3enure of associate professors, no entrenchment of full professors, and bare1.y an ex cathedra of professors emeriti were on hand for the occasion; but a drift of lecturers, a brood of researchers, a discord of experts, and a pallor of night students showed up for the ‘Meet-Your-Match-But ton Game’, and had as much fun as a wrangle of philosophers with the colloid of chemists and the ohm of,electrical engineers w@~ mistook the Naismith Classic for their annual Lady Godiva Banquet and Ball. At length a brow of’scholars and a.failing of students crashed the gate, where a twaddle of public speakers held the floor, A pan of reviewers vied with a slant of journalists ts cover the action, but a scoop of reporte?s from Imprint outscooped them. We’re ‘talking now in veneral terms, which were ,as current in medieval times as heraldic titles. True, “Qenery” and “veneral” are most often thought of as signifyinglove, especially sexual love. From Venus the Latin root ven appears in the verb venari, to hunt, It also means to desire, and to ursue. So it is that venery came to si nify .the Runt, and The Art of Venery (written in % t e 1320s in Norman French by Master William Twici) destribes huntsmen’s terms. ‘Thus a school of fish, a pride of lions, a murder of crows, and so on. By 1, 51 Comment (Pro Or con): * ~chness of Martens, A Cowardice of Curs 1450 The Egerton Ms. had extended the list of 8) Error [by a scribe or printer): A School of FiSti collective nouns to include church clerics and other pretentious folk, like teachers (an example (ori@nallY “shoal”) The Language lives. of teachers], lawyers (an eloquence of lawyers], painters (an illusion of painters), and writers (a The venerczI gume continues. worship - a reference to the ‘reverence of writers Your move. for their patrons and not, alas, vice versa). By the time of The Book of St. Albans (1486), withits 104 /The Rev. Dr. Tom York is United Church Chclterms compiled by Dame Juliana Barnes, the venpIoin for UW and WLU. His office is at St. Paul’s era1 list was complete., College.)

WCRI uphold8 eviction ruling by Steve Kannon Imprint staff A resident of the Waterloo Cooperative Residence Inc. has been told to leave her apartment theke by November 30 after the co-onerative’s board of directors uphild a recommendation calling for the eviction. Carol Tan was found to be in violation of several WCRI policies earlier this month by the co-op’s judicial review committee. That committee recommended Tan be evicted from her apartment and that her membership in the co-op be revoked. At a meeting November 14, board members agreed with the review committee’s decision and voted to act on the decision. A notice was delivered to Tan the folloyving day notifying her the WCRI board of directors had “resolved to do the following: evict Carol Tan from apartment El-2 at 12 p.m. (noon) on Monday November 30, 1987 (and) expel Carol Tan from membership in Waterloo Co-operative Residence Inc. at 12.01 p.m. on Monday November 30, 1987. . . Tan, a resident of the Phillip Street co-op for seven years since arriving from Taiwan, is said to be living in her apartment in violation of an occupancy agreement with the cooperative. She was brought before the judicial committee for vi@ations of WCRI’s admissions policy, guest policy, and security and access policy, as well as her occupancy agreement. She was

subsequently found guilty on all counts. The decision stemmed from Tan’s continued occupancy of unit Bl-2, a two-bedroom apartment, despite a signed agreement to take possession of a one-bedroom apartment on the third floor of the same building. Although Tan was expected to appeal the committee’s decision at the board meeting last weekend, she declined to do so. She said she had not received full information and minutes from judicial hearing in time to consult with her lawyer in advance of the board meeting. Bob Pellegrini, a form& WCRI maintenance manager who has been representing Tan in this matte?, said this week Tan may make an appeal directly to the co-operative’s membership. Under the co-op’s judicial policy, such an appeal may be made at a general meeting. “The board had already made its mind up to get rid of Carol.. . an appeal to the’ membership might work if people are made aware of the situation,” said Pellegrini. 1. He said the reasons given for the expulsion are not the real reasons why the board wants Tan evicted. Her opposition to the land deal at 268 Phillip St. (the site of the new apartments) and her association with Pellegrini, who is suing WCRI for $1,125,000 for wrongful dismissal, are the real reasons Tan is being “harassed”. The board “wants her out no matter what,” he said.

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In the midst ‘of Homecoming actiyities, Waterloo hosted the CUSID National Debating Tournament with teams representing academic institutions across Canada. Sixty teams [of two persons per team) and 40 judges assisting the Waterloo co-ordinators, participated in the debate making it one of the largest, Canadian held tournaments. Despite the lack of necessity

for spectator crowd control, the debates were in highly energetic and competitive form - if not occasionally heated. Diane Brady,and Paul Baton from U of T captured the debating championship and Carlton’s Mark MacKeigan was designated as the tournament’s top debater. Included as part of the tournament was impromptu public speaking with -topics of discussion wildly ranging from We Are Creatures of Love (inspired by the Talking Heads) to the more politically oriented, Violence Is

The Opient of the Mass& ChrisChandler from McGill showed the most spontaneous verbal talent, placing first in the public speaking division. Although the acclaimed Waterloo debating team did not officially compete in this year’s nationals because af intense involvement with the organization of the event, and as a gesture of “home-team etiquette,” Waterloo will be represented at the 1988- 89 national debating tournament scheduled to be held at Quyen’s University.

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A spoon-fed deal wit*h the States I We’ve heard a great deal about free trade lately, but have learned little. Although the, Conservative government maintains the deal with the U.S. will be of great benefit, they have been reluctant to tell us anything specific about the pact: .It is no surprising, therefore+ that a recent Gallup poll found 81 per cent of Canadians are still puzzled by the deal. While the “final-draft” of the the agreement was prepared October 3, ’ no details have been released; The government still claims it is not necessary for the public to know all the details before accepting the deaLApparently, Brian Mulroney is not familiar with the old pig-in-a-poke adage. A free trade agreement of .this magnitude can’t help but cause widespread changes to this co,untry’s economy and, despite official claims to the contrary, to its culture and II values. Economic factors such as the standard of living, types and locations of jobs, and associated benefits [eg. health care)have been shown to play an important role in societal trends (eg. the crime rate); any shift in the economy will undoubtedly alter the way hundreds of thousands of Canadians currently live their lives. And with the overwhelmingly influence of Ameridan media - U.S. movies, books, television and magazines have always been more popular than the home-grown variety - those involved in Canada’s cultural industry have a genuine concern. The Tories, however, have seen fit to address these concerns with platitudes about Canadian culture “not being on the bargaining table”. Even if-certain topics are not specifically dealt with in the deal, the overall upheaval in the econ\\ omy will have a direct bearing on every sector. Canadians have every right to be worried abut the free trade arrangement; the many differences between this country and the United States [eg. social support, personal security] fall in Canada’s favour - we don’t want to be just like our southern neighbours. This is not to say that we can’t work out some beneficial trade agreements; we can. We need look no further than the auto pact for such proof. There are many pros and cons to be weighed.before a decision is made. Yetthe federal government, in its wisdom, has sought to remove the people of this country from that decisi-’ by Bob Little f on-making process, By remaining silent on the nature of the Canada does have freedom of information legisdeal, the Conservatives only add to the speculation that the lation. If people realized the extent to which deal is a bad one for Canada. And, they leave average Canadidomestic surveillance and information collection ans’ with the impression thiir government thinks of them as has reached they would probably give the matter children. some thought. If a legitimate decision is going to be reached, the governIn a Globe and Mail article dated November II, ment must make every little detail of the agreement know to 1987, Geoffrey York relates a story which. prothe public. Once this is done, and if the government still feels vides cause for reflection. After a case fought for the deal is a good one, the prime minister must be prepared to four years in court and championed by Privacy face the electorate on this issue - the-free trade deal is to. Commissioner John Grace, the RCMP was compelled to hand over some 150 pages of “secret Canada what the sovereignty association referetidum of 1980 material” in the second of two such files to activist was to Quebec.

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Nick Ternette,of Winnipeg. The files documented surveillance activitieg by the RCMP since 1966 and followed Ternette’s relationship with the New Democratic Party and the NDP itself:The files include analyses of his actions and his influence within the university community. York writes, “The documents also suggest the RCMP kept files on a host of political and community organizations, including thti Company of Young Canadians, the youth wing of the New Democratic Party, native groups, peace groups, and campus organizations.” In a report entitled “General Conditions and Subversive Activities Amongst Revolutionary was desYouth - Canada General”, Ternette cribed as a “card-carrying NDP member”. In another report, Ternette’s discussion of Marxigm during a television interview “helped the RCMP in assessing him as a threat,” an RCMP officer wrote.” Due to his employment with the Saskatchewan Association of Metis and Non-Status Indians, B report included his “subversive activities amongst Indians”, Ternette said, “I -can’t understand why the. RCMP has had this file on me for 21 years. There’s nothing to indicate that I am a terrorist, a subversive or an agent of a foreign

government.” His lawyer; Sheldon Chumir, &ted that the documents shov how the police “spent a lot of time and money’ in monitoring Mr. Ternette’s legitimate political activities.” In a 1970s report, the RCMP seem to conclude that Terne,tte “was harmless” yet they continued the surveillance. Later, the RCMP Saskatchewan Area Command was brought in to re-establish Ternette’s whereabouts and assess his current activities. Accordinq to York, Nick Ternette is “the first Canadian to get a glimpse of his secret RCMP file.” The RCMP has kept files on 800,000 Canadians according to some estimetes. You can get access to your own file or the file of a government institution or Crown corporation by filling out the appropriate forms, available at+he public library. You can also mail your request or call toll free l-800-267-0441 to the Office of the Information Commissioner of Canada. If you wish information on fede-ral institutions and crown corporations you will eventually reach an Access to Information Act officer. At the library, you would ask for the green application form. The fee is $5. After rectiiving a reply [within thirty days), an applicant has one year to lodge a complaint or an appeal for, more Information. Requests for individuals’ records are made with a yellow form also available at the library. .By telephone you contact a Privacy Act officer, who deals with individual people. There is no fee for these requests. You may be asked “for our records” who you are even if you are simply making an initial inquiry about the process. You do not have to answer any such questions. For more information

on freedom of information or the Canadian domestic intelligence agencies contact the WPIRG resource library, GSC 123 or phone 884-9020.

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*If you object, you should ‘have re,asons pearances; the Freudian and platonic concepts of the tripartite soul. These are hardly sundry tenets of “fragmented blips”. Furthermore, these basic principles of metaphysics and epistemology themselves provide the context for further investigation and elaboration (es., in ethics and political ,theory). How can they presented out of context if they are the context? Whether Objectivism is plausible or not, it does claim to be a philesophy and therefore deserves to be evaluated as such. That means, firstly, that its proponents be assessed honestly. If you want to be taken seriously, don’t bother trying the intellectually lazy and utterly disreputable strategy of

To ths editor, Re: Objectivism is highl; simplistic and reductionistic (Imprint, Nov. 131. Kathe’rine Foster and Silva Pal seem to think they possess a degree of philosophic sophistication somewhat higher than that which their letter indicated. The allegation that Dr. Harry Binswanger presented Aristotle, Freud, and Plato inaccurately and out of context is ludicrous. Have they ever studied these thinkers? Binswanger gave the standard textbook presentation of the most general aspects of their central doctrines: Plato’s mind-body dualism, and Aristotle’s rejection of it; Plato’s theory of forms and ap-

like an intellectual flunkie who can’t answer your opponents. This just makes Objectivism appear more potentially credible. I If Objectivism is indeed a shaky

“smearing”. Secondly, if you think you have a valid objection to some philosophical view oint, why resort to the abject si Plinese of scare tactics and hand-waiving. when yuu could. simply spU out your reasons? If someone says, “I believe X to be a plausible theory,” a’counterargument such “X??!!?!?!!!” doesn’t carry very much rhetorical force. A better idea would be to day, “the premises a,. b, and c adduced to grotind X are dubious,Ltherefore X has not been adequately validated. If you don’t like tenet X of Objectivism, sneering and footstomping a&t’ going to scare anyone into thinking Objtictivism is dangerous of simplistic by virtue of X -. all if’s going to dd is make you look

by Chris Imprint

Spraying may do ,more harm To the editor,

Conventional . synthetic pestido not always solve pest problems (ie. pest resistance, nontarget pest impact). The Rodale Research Centre in Pennsylvania, for example, has found that use of pest traps combines with reduced spraying produces apples that are as aesthetic and wholesome as those regularly sprayed throughout the season. The centre used botanical insecticides and elemental sulphur less frequently than conventional government recom-

cides In response to 1. Wiebe’s letter-of: November 13, WPIRG does not advocate consumption bf “wormy, rotten apples”; rather our October 30 column tried to stress there is a need to limit conventional pesticide tise and explore alternatives. We tried .to place the emphasis in the article on some progfessive steps that have been taken in Ontario to decrease conventional pes-

ticide use.

_SOAPBtiX Understanding by Cindy Imprint

Long staff

The argument made by some staff members that students are “not really too interested in the homosexuality issue” has been proven false. The response generated by the previous soapbox supports my claim of a need for a more rounded discussion of the issue atid a desperate need for an attempt at understanding. Some expressed the view that I was being judgmentaLStating that a homosexual lifestyle does riot work is no-more judgmental than stating that it does. It is a question df observatiop and argument, not judgment. I saw numerous attempts to discredit what I wrote by calling it “illogical”, yet I did not see one attempt to point out what was illogical about my statements or to present a more logical position. For all those who resorted to name-calling and hostility, I point out+how quickly the persecuted become the persecutorsgiven half a chance. It was not an easy decis.ion to go public with my views on this issue. I am well aware that I am speaking out against sope popuI;arly held opinions. I knew I would be attacked for it. But I am willing to suffer the attacks if it will lead to a deeper understanding. In this regard, Chris Gerrard and I have something in common. By “understanding” I do not mean I ask people to agree with one viewpoint or the other. I only ask for the chande to present the issue in a different way, thus providing a richer background for discussion. . I am not interested,in supdressing any one viewpoint. I have never suggested nor supported the suggestion t,hat “A Different Light” be cincelled. However, if (as some suggested) both that.column and my proposed series are propaganda, why should one a get preferential treatment over the other? I’m sure Josef Stalin could have given me an answer, but we know where that leads. Imprint staff have invited me to redsubmit the articles for con* sideration. I will do so. Unfortunately, it is too late in the term to begin a four-part series. The series, if accepted, will have to run beginning in January. If not accepted, I hope staff can come up ‘with a better reason than a fear of presenting things inagenuinely Idifferent light.

mended spray programs. The closing remarks of our column are aimed at alerting consumers that minor biemishei on apples, such as a pinpoint scab, are not harmful if consumed, nor do they decrease the nutritive value of the fruit. Aesthetics are not an infallible standard of wholesomeness; residue of synthetic pesticides may be more harmful if ingested. ,

K. Kidd

Hanging. tough is essential To the editor, I am sure from time to tive you, being a student, get fl’ustrated due to the mark received on an essay or exam. Your first reaction to seeing

th’e results h,“,::,

are “damn researdhed

it, I studied this

paper-

Per’haps

thoughts of revenge against your prof came to the sur‘face. Perhaps you began to criticize the teaching or the course of study itself. Your friends ‘and classmates try to cheer you up by saying “well, maybe next time”, or “there is still one more chance to do well”. Perhaps, through feelings of discourageinent, you want to close the books for good. It is an easy way to solve the frustrations of school and study, but is it really worth it? The advice given to me by other students who can relate to me by other students who can relate is ~;~~Strving. learn new study meand

rebuild

your

confi-

dence: I continue to say to myself “you can h-0 it” and somehow I succeed. So, to you who feel discouraged, I say hang in there and have a positive attitude - it is really worth it.

Doug Brooks Art6

Gerrard staff

synthesis, let’s have some reasoning to that effect.

W. Richmond Minto 4th year Hone. Philosophy

@ prsudonym)

I have a feeling I am about to foray into sacred waters and ruffle quite a few feathers (mostly those of thefanatidal religious types). I want to talk about same-sex marriage. Yes, I can see the fur bristling on the backs of some of your necks now. Marriage, at least to me, is something that two people enter into : when they are committed to each other for, well, eternity, I guess. At least that should be the intention. It does not always work out as ipuch, but I think that it should at least start out that way. Marriage is something that allows two people to grow together in their love for each other andin their lives, I also think that it is in a way, a long lasting celebration of [my) God’s love for us and of the relationship that we enter into when becoming a Christian (excuse the pious o’vertonea - my opinion only]. NOW, given that I love another man with all my heart, and that we have acknowledged our commitment to each other, I do not see why we should not be niarried, in every sense of the word. Besides the tax and other benefits of being recognized as conjoined persons, I’would like to express my commitdent to my significant other before God, just as openly and jdyously as any straight couple. I would like to have the support of theinstitutions that a’ married man and woman have - chtirch, family, and all that; I see the objections flying now, Preposterous, you say. Only men and’women were to be joined in such union. Anything else is’ against nature and against God, It would destroy traditional values and morals. It would weaken the fabric of our society. [I am sure I have heard all of those arguments somewhere else before the Coalition for Family Values somehow comes to mind,) I would counter that all of those arguments are rather specious in essence. Go talk to a biologist, ecologist, or zoologist about how “unnatural” is same-sex preference and behavior. As a matter of fact, some species are predominantly “homosexual” in behavior, resorting to “heterosexuality” for purposes of procreation only. The rest of the above contentions are rooted in Judeo-Christian teachin&s; mostly taken from literal interpretations of poor translations of scripture. I discussed that topic in great depth over the course of half 8 dozen columns last winter, so I will notreiterate any of that here. One thing that I will say, though, is this: The underlying theme of all of Chdst’s teachings was love. I-KS two cdmmandments to us were love God without exception as fully as you can, and love your fellow man as you do yourself (not a literal. translation, I admit, but Ithink I hgve captured the essence). Since I love my lover, then I cannot believe that theGod that I know will be as condemning as all the “literalists” seem to think he will. But it is not love; you counter, but.simply lust, and you are fooling yourself (that sounds familiar, too). Your behavior will lead you to ruin, and it is up to us to save you and the world from yourself. Well, then, I guess I am merely.fooling myself,.just like ,a11 those ridiculous women were when they demanded the right to vote, work, and lead their own lives so many years ago. After all, they were only fooling themselves, too, thinking they were capable and kompetent. (Just do go and tel! Prime Minister Thatcher that - I am sure she would have some-counter points that you may not have considered.) And I guess it is like those silly black people thinking that they could ever do anything more than work ‘on cotton plantations. Imagine the audacity of those people! Thinking that ma be th&‘s was just as valid a viewpoint asanyone else’s! Rea rly! I hope to eventually find the man with whom I can spend the rest .qf my life - married, whether recognized or not by church and state. You cannot change the way I think. And you cannot live my life, or force me to live it the way you want me to. I will fight for my freedom to do and be who I inust. I am not asking you to live my way - indeed it would be-wrong for ydu to do ~6. Just as #wrong as it would be for me to live your way. Finally, ‘as a bit of an aside, I want to say something to all the “Christians” out there that are so wrapped up in my love for another man being 60 reprobate. We live in a world full of horrors of starvation, disease, and human cruelty. Yet you attack my affections for a member of my own sex. Christ did not come and

convert

gay men into

straight

men, or stop

women

loving

each

other. He healed the sick, He fed the hungry. He showed love to those who were considered outcasts without demanding conformity as a price. Are you really living the life you said you would as a “Christian”?

World

Not .a kin@ effort The .Vegetarian

To the editor, This is in response .to your front page article entitled Homecoming Organizers looking for improvements (Imprint, Nov. 13). I would like to give credit to the’ Federation’s Homecoming committee. 1 think they did a good job . this year and hopefully Homecoming will improve next year. I do, however, have a problem with the - facts as they were presented in the article. In past years, the Students, Alumni Association (SAA) has taken an active role in co-ordinating the student program for Homecoming, Along with the SAA, the department of Alumni Affairs, which is the umbrellaorganization for Homecoming, wo”rks with the department of Athletics to co-ordinate the alumni program. These latter two organizations do most of the work on reunions+ alumni receptions, alumni/student athletic, events, etc. This year, an agreement was made between the Student Alumrii Association, Alumni Affairs, and the Federation of Students to have the Federation appoint a Home-

coming co-ordinator, This person would co-ordinate the student Homecoming program, and would not have anything to do with coordinating Alumni Affairs and the Athletic department. These two departments do not come under the Federation’s jurisdiction. According to the agreement, the SAA would co-ordinate a central advertising campaign for the entire Homecoming program, and be re-

sponsible

for

“Homecoming”

maintaining

atmosphere

events.

at all

Also with reppect to the article, the chairman that “hinted at the prospect of bringing footbalt back ints the promotion of Homecoming” should discuss his/her ideas with Alumni Affairs; I’m sure they would take it into consideration when planning next year? event. Shane and Heather, you did a great job, but - let’s give credit where credit is due. It was a team effort. Oh yeah, and get the facts right. John Kin& Vlcs-p*esid&t

Student

Alumni

I In regard to the Cheerleaders go to Ryerson article [Imprint, Nov. 13), while attending the Naismith Classic and watching the cheerleaders, we saw more than our fair share of “sneak previews”, ! We appreciate their dedication and contribution to school spirit shown through their contintious effort and enthusiasm at the games. We do realize that funding is limited: however, we feel some

consideration on the matter of uniforms should be.given. As representatives of-the student body (not to be taken literally), we feel that the’ mate bheerleaders’ shorts are severely lacking in tast’e. It would be far more appealing to see guys “in” their shorts. Yet this has not been the case this season. Sorry guys, black underwear won’t do itI youi shorts are too short. concerned

member8

Chebr Gear Inc.

in Village

1. One afternoon,

when

by Dawn Miles When people find out that I am a vegetarian, they often ask “but what do you eat?“. Almost everyonels meals are based on the “meat, potatoes, and-a vegetable” syndrome; it’s difficult. for them to imagine eating any other way. They wonder what vegetarians do to replace the meat on their plate. However, most of us look at food a little differently, Veietarian meals can be a lot more flexible because you dan vary the focus amongst all the different kinds of vegetables, grains and l’$gumes. Most vegetarians eat a “whole foods” diet. In this kind of diet the emphasis is on foods that have not had parts rem’oved, for example whole wheat flour or brown rice. A person on a whole food diet usually prefers fresh vegetables that are in season to those that are out of season or those -that have been preserved. These kinds of food are igenerally more naturally flavourftil and nutriIn such a wholefoods diet there is much empha,sis on grains. This includes whole grain breads stich as wheat or pumpernickel along with rice and oats. There are other kinds of grains that vegetarians eat that many people haven’t heard of. My favourite is bulgur, which is cracked wheat that hqs been toasted, giving it a nutty flavour. Kasha (buckwheat kernels) is ti staple in Russia. Grains are easy to cook. Follow these instructions to cook one serving:

if all the liquid has been absorbed but the grain G still not tender add a little boiIing water and simmer again. cooking brown kasha,

Times

rinse l/3 of a cup of grain in cold water; - bring 213 of a cup of water to a boil; - p’our in the grain slowly while stirring, then add a pinch of salt; - let the water come to a boil again, then turn heat down to minimum; - cook with the lid on .tightly until all water is absorbed (should take roughly the time indicated below]; . I . - do no,t stir while couking or 4t will become sticky;

rice, barley bulgur

Beans

or millet: 45-60 minutes or cracked wheat: 15-25 minutes

are usually

a large part of a whole food have a mental block against them with the Depression in a staple. (Others associate them with flatulence, but that goes away once you start eating them regularly.) Beans are quite versatile; they can be made into casseroles and a little goes a long way in soups and stews. However, thiy do take some advance planning due to the long soaking and cooking times. , To make one serving: diet. A lot of people

them, which

associating they were

- rinse 114 cup of beans in cold water; - soak in 1 cup of water overnight, preferably in the refrigerator; - place in pot, cover with clean water aind bring to a boil; - simmer with pot partially covered until tender (SHOULD TAKE ROUGHLY THE TIME INDICATED BELOW); - make -sure- beans are. always covkred with water while ‘cooking; - when done drain and add 114 cup of salt. Cooking

vessels

To the editor,

‘by Peter-Stubley I was in 18, I lived

diet

times:

black beans, kidneys, black-eyed peas, pintos (navy]: z hours * mung beans, ipmall red beans, soybeans: 3 hours garbanzos (chickpeas): 4 hours lentils, split peas: 1 hour. Many -of these foods can be bought in our local grocery. store. All the others are availab r e in natural food stores such as the Natural Food Mart (qn Lodge Street near Weber],

Explanation sought -for Fed Hall beating incident,

,Euphemlisms -_ When

atious.

1 Associstion

No cheer here To the editor,

e ng 1* variety IIn l

I was

going up to get the mail, I went past two green men who were chipping away the ice on the sidewalk. As I went between them, one of them asked me if I knew how old Princess Grace of Monaco had been when she died; Grace Kelly, you may recall, married Prince Rainier of Monaco, and was killed in a car accident in the mid-1970s. “I don’t know,” I said, “but 55 rings a bell.” “That’s what we thought,” the green man said. He must have noticed that I was a little surprised by their question. He said, “You know, when you spend all your time doing shit jobs, you talk about all kinds of things.” Gwynne Dyer did a film series on war, and one of the installments was about boot camp, and the way in which aq army turns an otherwise normal Id-year old into a killer. One of the methods that he talked about was referring to the enemy in a way that *made them seem less human. In the Second World War, the Germans were Jerries, the Japanese, Nips. In Vietnam, the Viet Cong were called Charlie, OF gooks. What- does this have to do with green men? Green men are invisible, They are the custodial staff at this university, and they literally keep it a pleasant place to be, They happen to weargreen zlothes, so we call them green men, w.ithout ever really seeing ‘them. We don’t think of them as people, but as green men. We naturally tend to classify the things we see. It is part of our reasoning to simplify things by sorting them into groups. Iti many ‘cases, this tendency is a useful way of understanding the universe, but it does not work terribly well when it is applied to people, because people are not all the same. Green men have what most of us consider to be boring jobs, and in fact, they do the kind of “shit jobs” that most of us would rather avoid. I learned that green men were people on the roof of Village 1 going to get the mail. There is a special name for the use of, euphemisms applied to large groups of people - prejudice. Don’t look at people as green men, or gooks. See them for what they are, people, some good, some bad, most just doing the best they can with what they have. Ifyou’re ever in the army, that may make the gooks harder to kill, blit that may not be an altogether bad thing, By the way, when you’re done with this paper, don’t leave it lying around for someonb else to pick up. Put it in the garbage.

ciano.

I’m Writing to you about an incident that occurred November 13 at Fed Hall. My friends’ and I were at a private party and thought it would be nice to check out the after-hours dance at the Great hall in Village 1, a homecoming event. There were four of us: myself and my boyfriend, Dave [we both attend UW), and D&e’s brother Ian and his wife Crystal. Crystal and I soon tiutdiqtanced Dave and Ian as we m&de our way

to the Great

Hall.

Dave and Ian

thought we were going to Fed Hall [yes, we’d had a few) and went. there. When Crystal and I got home without them, we were ill-prepared for the phone-call informing us that Dave wes at the police station and Ian wad iri the hospital.. Neither of these guys is prone to run-ins with authority-of ‘any sort; Dave is a physibs student and Ian is a chartered accountant. It seems they arrived at Fed Hall at 12:45 p.m. looking for us. The staff at the door would not let them in [their policy - understandable). Ian offered to leave his wallet at the desk and tried to explain that he was

iust looking There shoving escorted three

for-his

wife.

was some pushing and and Ian was forcibly down the entrance ramD guys.

Another

bounce;y

grabbed Dave and another scuffle ensued. Now fur the piece de resistance - Ian was kicked in the face while on the ground, surrounded by three bouncers. In fact, right in the eye, hence the hospital. The ddctors thought he might have a fractured cheekbone; but no, he just had a thousand broken blood

and looks

like Rocky

Mar-

What kind of behaviour is this for Fed Hall staff? Are people ever

screined

for violent

tendencies

be:

fore being hir&d as bouncers? I am not disputing the fact that the staff was well within its rights to remove Dave and Ian, but was it so difficult to hold Ian’s wallet and let him lcok for his wife and myself while Dave waited outside? And

what

kicking

the provocation for a man in the face while he

was

on the ground? I invite the staff members involved or anyone else who was there to write in and cfarif the situation. As r ar as I’m concerned,.the staff (or person) responsible should be charged. n \, l

Mmween CO6 tslio. 4A Economicr

Lecture seems l.ike / an indoctr ination v To the editor, I am writing this letter in support of Katherine Foster’s and Silva Pal’s position on Dr, Harry I Binswanger’s let t ure. Although I did not see the lecture, I feel that some things #deserve mentioning. ’ It is wrong to sa$ that western culture is superior to Fijian society. The Fijians could argue that they lead a happy life and are free from want, something the westeEn society is full of, It is equal19

wrong for someone to come to a university and tell people their beliefs are wrong. There is a difference between informing someone of an alternate philosophy and trying to indoctrinate them to your’s. If Dr. Binswanger’s lecture was truly “a show or salesmanship”, then it is hardly an education and useless waste of university money. S. Derik

Hawley

Loonies just don’t segerynto fit the bill C

To the editor, The vending machines at the Campus Centre now display stickers depicting the new .dollar coin and exhorting us’ to “use if here”. Has anyone been creative

enough to conform to this suggestion? Loons don’t fit through the slot on the front of the machines,. R.E. Stewart IB Chemistry l

Th,anks f*or a helping hartd

Yo,ur Career’ Search

To the editor,

by thq Student

Vocational

in planning

Advirrora

Neandrethal . . . that’s the word Rfchapd Belles, author of bestselling What Colour is Yaur Parachute, uses to describe the sophistication of the career planning process in North Anierica. How do we decide which career suits us best? Considering the sophistication of our scientific society, the methods that we employ in choosing a career tend to border on the mystical, the fatalistic, or just plain ineffective. We follow in the direction of what our parents have always wanted us to become.. . seeing as they’re paying for our education. Or a teacher (who really only saw one side of us) throws out a possible career that sounds interesting. Or maybe as a kid watching the seventh rerun of Emergency you decided you wanted to be a paramedic. Or maybe you simply chose a certain career bemuse you heard there was big money to be made in it. David Maister, assodiate professor at the Harvard Business School, has as his second laid of the job search: “Some people have been too busy ‘succeeding’ to figure out what success means to them. Don’t look for a job until you’ve thought it through.” The problem with the above approaches to choosing a career is that you are allowing someone else to define what success means to you , . . the occtipations the media chooses to glamourize, the values North American society places on you [ie. money) possibly the unfulfilled dreams of your parents which they want to fulfill through you. None of these.are likely to get you a career in which you will find fulfillment and enjoyment. Rather, they can le,ad to a . life of longing for five o’clock to roll around; But there is a better way. Exit Neandrethal. Enteri the Modern Man/Woman. You are a unique collection of gifts, talents-, special .knowledge, and personality. Consequently there is a career or job that suits you better than almost anyone else. The purpose of the career planning process is to help you to find out what this career ‘is which uses the unique blend of skills and knowledge which you possess. It is discovering what skills you do’well and enjoy doing. Hence it follows that a job which uses these skills ought to be enjoyable for you. Hence1 a life of getting paid for enjoying yourself. Fbr more information a’bout self-assessment, see the Student Vocational Advisor in yotir faculty, or read Richard Belles What Colour is Your Parachute (available at the campus Book Store). The Strong-Campbell Interest Inventory and Myers-Briggs test are both useful and interesting, they are available through Counselling Services. And finally, the Career Planning Annual, which was distributed with the Grad Kits at the Graduating Students Information Sessions contains some useful exercises which tiay give‘ some valuable insight into what kind of career would best suit. you.

added

Irwin,

Terry

Playford,

other volunteers. This year’s event

and

was

a large

Taking stock of stocks I’m writing in response to the editorial by Steve Kannon in the October 23 issue. In the editorial, Kannon argues [with no clear goal] that the stock market information available in most newspapers is irrelevant to the ‘average Canadian. J 1 would differ. While th& detail found in a local newspaper may not satiate a broker, an average stock holder can extract enough information to indicate when further ‘action may or may not be necessary. I wonder if Kannon underestijournalistic experience.s have made it seem irrelevant that The Wall Street Journal is the largest circulation newspaper in North America. It may be iveIl worth noting as

on the

market was merely a correction bringing the value of stocks, which had been inflated beyond their true value by the general good spirit of the market, back in:line. The companies are still doing well, and the economy is still growing. Perhaps paying a little closer attention will improve our educational backgrounds.

Paul IL Obeda 3rd year ,Computer

Science

evening presentation cm&sting of a critical examination of scientific creationism that will provide evidence that, far from. being a viable scientific alternative to evolutionary theory, creationism is little tiore thm distbrtion of legitimate scientific research and discoveries.

1 the myth

include:

of “equal

misrepresentation

the creationist

what

the religion

is science,

science

and why conflict

crea tionism

- whose

fault

isn’t is it?

Speakers are: l

Richard Wakefield - Liaison, ‘Ontario Committee of Correspondence [affiliated with National Center for Science Education) Robert Day, - former Debunking columnist for Imprint

Thurs.,‘Nov. 26, 7pm. 116 Arts Lecture Hill University of Waterloo -FREE ADMISSIONThe presentation

SPONS-ORED

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and Al MacKenzie and the security staff. I would like to give special thanks to Heather Landry for all her time and effort. If you have any comments you wish to make about Homecoming, please contact us at the Fed office.

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This week marks three years that I’ve been a Christian. In fact, it was three years on November 18. It’s been quite a change for me. I’ve done a lot of growing, and you know what, I wouldn’t change a minute of it! I can still remember the day I became a Christian. I had been invited to church by a friend of mine (a really good-looking friend made the invitation all the more interesting!] and we had arranged to go on one particular Sunday. It was Grey Cup Sunday that year and I remember distinctly how the pastor started his sermon: “Who knows what day this is?“. He got answers like the American Thanksgiving and a few other similar type responses; I can remember sitting in my seat (this church didn’t have pews, how weird) and thinking “I know, I know, it’s Grey Cup Sunday!” I didn’t put up my hand though, because of course that wouldn’t be the aniwer he wanted, after all, this was church! Well, I was wrong. The pastor was speaking on the holiness of the Sabbath day but he was presenting it from a different perspective than I’d I ever heard before. He was saying that tbe Sabbath should be a day devoted to God, but it didn’t absolutely have to be Sunday. He said that many people work on Sundays, like pastors, and so they have to take their Sabbath on another day, He tobk his on Monday. This was the fir&time Christianity tide-&ease to me! Over the years, I bad looked ‘at issues like Creation vs, Evolution:,or whether ,a~ not the flooc&~ould actualjy have happened and I kealized that neither side could be proven without a doubt. I haa come to th+ basic belief that I, an my own, was&going to be ‘abb to ,prove or dis rove either side, so I gave up trying, Now, that might seem rat K er simplistic to you-but I couldn’t see any other alternative. Christianity seemed so rule-oriented I didn’t want ta put myself into that kind of structure, yet science couldn’t give me any reason for continuing with the frustrations and hassles in my life. Now, finally, I was able to see Christianity in a different light (my apologies for capywrite violation, Chris). I could see God noI a$ giving rules for the sake of giving rules but as a God who loved me and wanted to give me things that would be good for me. In three years of Christianity, I have come to the point where 1 follow a lot of the rules [or at least some) that God has given me in the Bible. I am actually getting to the point where I am really glad that some of those rules exist. I have a lot of learning left to do, but, with God’s help, I’ll get through.

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’ St. Paul’s College 25th Anniversary lecture. Stubbs’ premise was that a libUniversities, having recogera1 education - as opposed to a nized that we live in a constantly specialized education - at the changing environment, have a undergraduate level best preresponsibility to ensure that stupares students for today’s society. “A broad based -liberal dents leave equipped to continue education iis the cornerstone welearning, to communicate, and to need to build on for the future.” deal with and contribute to our Stubbs citkd from UW’s Planknowledge-based society, says ning for the Fourth Decade reJohn Stubbs. port, prepared by the Senate’s President of Trent University in Peterburough and former falong-range planning committee culty member at the University in May 1987, which emphasizes education for dealing with conof Waterloo, Stubbs returned to stant change, rather than makcampus November 14 to give the. I .

ing a specific list of recommendations as the- Third DeFade (1979) report did. The role of universities has changed over themlast few years, Stubbs said. “The business community, government, and general public now share a heightened interest in universities.” Suddenly,. universities are seen as part of the solution, rather than part of the problem. Linking of the university and private sector has increased greatly, and the government has acknowledged this through policies such as funding centres of excellence, where basic research of real economic benefit is car-’ rie& on, Stubbs said, However, universities must not cater to the private sector so much so that they cut out curiousity-driven Fesearch, he said. “Universities may be steered away from diverse research by carrots. from @ustry and government. .1i Neither must students be “passive receptacles into which knowledge is poured, but rather active receptors. Otherwise the university is only involved in training, not education, Stubbs said. While at Wate’rloo, Stubbs was influential in developing Applied Studies, a program which combines a broad course range as well as co-op work experience. He served also as associate dean of Arts [special programs) and co-director of the Waterloo Centre for the New Oxford English Die tionary. Stubbs said a co-op education is beneficial in educating students, as they get a broad range of experience, can think critically, and have a better perception of ihe realities of the work-place.

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from a women’s movement that has, they believe, ignored or disassociated itself from women who work as strippers, hookers, and porn artists. Indeed, they have accused feminists of not wanting to know or support them. Now sex trade workers are asking feminists to re-evaluate this attitude, hoping to prompt some changes in feminist analyses of and strategies regarding pornography and prostitution, Challenging Our Images: The Politics of Pornography and Prostitution took place in Toronto from November 22 to. 24,1985. It attracted over four hundred participants from various constituencies - the legal profession, social services, the labour movement, academia, and politics - in addition to-feminists and sex trade workers. The conference -consisted of five forums, which offered a range of panelists, bver thirty workshops, a performance night, information booths, and an “Images of Women” display, Good Girls/&d Girls comes out of the vast, amount of material presented at the conference. Many different voices were heard that weekend - those of lawyers, politicians, union repreaentaI tives, church members, social service workers, academics, historians, and artists - but I want you to hear the voices of those least heard in the past: sex trade workers and feminists speaking to one another. Although many topics were addressed at the conference from the influence of the church on sexorn the uality to gay and lesbian most significant accomplis K ment was the diicussion between “good girls” and, and sex trade “bad girls” - feminists wtlrkers. This book reconstructs that discussion,

The following article is excerpted from Laurie Bell’s introduction to Good/Girls Bad GirIs: Sex Trade Workers and Feminists Face to Face, released in October by the Women’s Press, Toronto. “You’re all a bunch of fucking madonnas!” That was how Peggy Miller, founder of the Canadian Organization for the Rights of Prostitutes [CCNP], described a group of feminists at a dinner in April 1985. A controversy had arisen during the planning by the March 8th Coalition of the 1985 International Women’s Day in Toronto, and the dinner had been arranged to continue this important discussion.

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It all began, when. Miller and Chris Bearchell, another CORP member, attended a coalition meeting in February that year to object to the statement, which was to appear in a forthcoming International Women’s Day leaflet, that the porn shops along Toronto’8 Yonge Street were harmful to women.’ They argued CORP’s position - that this statement did not represent the views of women employed in the sex trade industry. After some discussithe coalition decided to delete the statement before : the leaflet went to press, but no one could have predicted the long-term implications of CORP’s objection, It generated countless meetings, several potluck dinners, many disagreements, a conference, and now this book. All of these constitute the beginning of alongoverdue discussion between sex trade workers and feminists in Canada. Duririg that April dinner the sex trade workers threw out two questions to the coalition: How could feminists and sex trade workers begin to talk with one another? And what would be the response of feminists to two government reports - the Report of the Committee on Sexual Offenses Against Children and Youth (Badgely Committee report, 1984) and the Report of the Special Committee on Pornography and Prostitution IFraser Committee report, lS85j. Thus the idea for the conference, “Challenging Our Images: The Politics of Pornography and Prostitution,” was conceived. The task of organizing the conference brought some femi‘nist and sex trade workers into each other’s lives. Differences in organizing styles, priorities, and even schedules were obvious. One woman’s working hours were another woman’s sleeping hours. But even though our worlds could be like night and day, some of us ventured cautiously into the others’ lives. Thus the “image challenging” that the conference meant to facilitate began during the actual organization, Sometimes it grew out of our co-operatioh with each other; sometimes it was a result of agonizing differences of opinion. One event demonstrated ‘to me the need for feminists to reconsider the way we relate to women who work in the sex trade industry. The occasion was et another dinner, a potlupk dinner - t E is time bringing together prostitutes and performers who were preparing pieces for the conference. We had hoped that the performers would benefit from meeting with the prostitutes and hearing some of their opinions and stories. First, I was struck by how risky it was for the prostitutes to meet with a group of strangers; the threat of bein revealed to the police must have loome Ei

Tbe definition of feminism r must change Sex trade workers, historically the “bad girls,” and feminists, usually considered “good girls” by comparison, are the most-affected and least-heard peopie. Lawyers, social service workers, and politicians have more’dpportunities to speak their minds, tind exert greater influence on the institutions. that regulat’e pornography and prostitution in our society than sex trade workers and feminists. Margo St. James, unabashed bad girl and founder of Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics, (COYOTE), kicked off the cdnference by speaking about go’od girls and bad girls. She claims that the sexual and moral labelling of women is the divide .between the two groups. G~w! Girls/Bad Girls, edited by Laurie Belt, presents the highlights of a three day great Without a doubt it was the image of conference between feminists and prostitutes. Can the rift be healed? good girl/bad girl that was most severely challenged during the conference. Despite many other differences of opinion, all the sex trade workers agreed that while they proudly claimed large. There was also the f&of bein most of the conversation that eljentig their bad girl identity, it was recisely subjected to feminist examination an 8 took placi in the back room between the because of it that they have % een excriticism. But these women arrived F;;;it;tes and the smoking pereluded from the feminist identity. and, to my surprise, with las na and The sex trade workers who speak in cheesecake in hand. My image 7o a prosLook&g back on that evening, I realthis collection argue that to be feminist titute had not allowed for her to b able ize that because of our adherence to the still requires women to be good girls. to cook. We had assumed our traditional non-smoking rule, the prostitutes were Women workin in the sex trade are abrole of “good girls” and prepared too relegated to a back room space, an area viously ditiqua f ified from membership e much food. ’ in this club. The must either reform or forfeit their rig K t to call themselves we &n’t know each other. We never tdk to ed~ thaw feminista. Given this choice, sex trade , workera have opted not to identify themselves as feminists. They have to which they were accustomed because On the door of the house where the chosen instead to highlight their bad . of laws and- social mores, It also appotluck was held is a sign that reads, girl identit -the one they havecontrol ared that these women felt more re“Thank you for not smoking.” But each over an 4.r their consequent alienation $axed in a casual, conversational and every one of the prostitutes who from the feminist community. They setting, smoking cigarettes and swapcame was a smoker. Only two of the maintain that it is the definition of femiping stories. non-hookers were smokers. As a matter nism that must change in order to inSex trade workers are right when of principle the smoking ban was not clude both good girls and bad girls, not they say that feminists have formulated lifted for the evefling, although a comthey who must conform to a good-girl their analyses about pornogra hy and promise was reached when a back room image so as to be considered feminist. prostitution knowing nothing a\ out the of the house was designated the smokSex trade 6vorkers claim, in effect, to be real lives of sex trade workers. We don’t ing room. feminists in exile; excluded from a know each other. We never talk to one After dinner the smokers drifted into rightful place in the feminist movement, another, We perceive each other’s strugthe back room for a-cigarette, and agood they dematid to be recognized as gles to be different and separate. Sex conversation got going, Each time we members of the women’s community. trade workers, like other women, have were about to begin the planned agenda, As one prostitute remarked, “Feminism been kept silent. In addition’ they feel someone else would go for a smoke, and is incomplete without us.” isolated not only from society but also soon others would follow. As a ‘result l

ents asked to helP with local area food drive Stud

They are now accepting donations -of non-perishable-foods,new and gently-used toys and/or Christmas wrapping paper. Students, faculty and staff can present their contributions at any one of the many outlets located all across campus: the CC’s Turnkey Desk, the personnel qffice at the General Services Complex, or any of the student society offices. The toys collected will be distributed by 174 King SLN. to Anselma House, House of Friendship, the local hospitals and the YMCA, The food received will be placed in food hampers at Al-Control Homes, the K-W YMCA and StJohn’s

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The Campus Centre Board has joined forces with the Federation of Students during this years’ Food and Toy Drive with hopes of rallying up the spirit of UW students into showing their support and generosity for society’s Iess fortunate. In co-ordination with the Food Bank of Waterloo and the 174 King St. N. Toy Drive they hope to help make the upcoming Christmas season a happier and more memorable one’ fof .the needy in the KitchenerWat erloo area.

Kitchen. Committee member Donna Fradley said that, in the past, the drives were often begun more into exam period and for this matter the level of participation has not always been as great as hoped. This years’ early November 16 starting date will provide enough time to promote awareness and ensure a successful campaign, said Fradley, who works at the Turnkey Desk. UW students are asked to show the surrounding region th%t, the university community cares. With generosity UW can make this year’s contribution to the drive its strongest showing ever,

Efforts of small 1 group saves 3.75 acres of S.A. rainforest by Brad Foe11

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The in-class collection of money November 16 by just one . Environmental Studies class will preserve 3.75 acres of Costa Ricari tropi.cal rainforests. Dr. Sehdev Kbmar and his class of environmental students [Env.S .McBrien took home $100 for 195) raised $62.77, enough to Services logo. Administrator buy and save 3.75 acres for the award Monday. Monteverde Conservation ‘League (MCL). . photo by Mike O’DrlacoIl MCL is a co-operative effort among strongly committed Costa Rican and North American a 1. biologists . 1 _ _.and landowners dedicated to the creation of a Natural Areas Network at Mon! teverde. This non-profit association has already gained the support of recognized environmental groups such as the World ’ Wildlife Fund (WWF) The Monteverde clbud forest straddles the Tilaran mountains of northern Costa Rica and is calendar, In order to help stuhome to an astonishing diversity dents make the “best decisions” of plants and anim&, Forming for themselves, students should one of the richest biological communities to be found anywhere have access to these course desin the world, However, Montecriptions* he”said*a. Verde is in danger of becoming Jackson said he is wary of the an ecologically isolated island: + argument that these published the area of forest currently procourse descriptions will attack tected covers only 16 square the professors teaching the elecmiles, The surrounding forest, 1 tives. At present, it is the profes150 square miles, is in an area’ sors who seem to voice the that forms an integral part of the greatest -opposition to any published course evaluation of natural community. It is Mw receiving increasing rates of damcourses offered at Waterloo. age from development and land The cost of compiling the evaspeculation. luations, about $350, is totally In order to stop the roar of. covered by student fees. About chainsaws, the league has deve20-25 courses *- the first stage of loped a strategy for saving the the evaluations - yill be COMoriteverde forest. As an itimevered over a wide variety of fadiate objective, MCL must raise cultiea yet to be announced. $100,000 to complete the purJackclon said he hopes to have chase of a critical ar;ea on the information posted on boards Atlantic slo e, the Penas Blanaround campus by the end of the cas river’ va P ley. They have al-‘ term. ready halted the clearing of th@

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ants. A $25 cheque will buy up to 1.5 acres of virgin rainforest. There are few places on earth where a donation can preserve so much natural richness. as Monteverde. The cost of this .campaign is small, but the price of saving one of the most magnificent and least studied examples of a disappearing tropical future is unknown. The public response to date has been tremendous according to the WWF, and the money raised so far has enabled MCL to purchase 20,000 acres of the 30,$00 acres in this region. Anyone wishing to help preserve this tropical diversity can send donations to: The World Wildlife Fund, Monteverde Fund, 60 St. Clair Ave. E., Suite 201, Toronto, Ont., M4T INS. (4163 923-8173. There is also a Rainforest Action Group now in operation on the UW campus.

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For Christmas this year, the prettiest and most frivolous clothing can be categorized under one topic heading - Fantasies in , Lace. Many of the designers of this year’s Christmas fashion must have been inspired by their t;;tmothers’ photograph alsince the theme dates back io early 1900. Being resurrected for ultra-feminine Christmas dress wear are the satin-and-lace gowns in the yellowed pictures of your grandmother’s past.

in terms of colouration, most designers of these type of gowns have looked to the precedent set by the Prince Andrew/Sarah Fergesson wedding. Ivory and peach, the calours in the wedding party, certainly dominate. Ivory and pink combinations are also quite popular, and both create images in our minds of the

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Authors. Erika Ritter and Ed Greenspan presented padings from theit new books November 9 at Waterloo’s Seagram Museum. *The overcapacity crowd, made up mostly of professionals and intellectuals, was evidently pleased with the combination of the two: Rit ter, weIl- known Canadian writer and former host of ‘_ CBC’s daily radio program “Dayshift”, and Greenspan, famous Toronto lawyer (defence counsel for the Helmut Buxbaum murder trial) and host of CBC’s radio program, “Scales of Justice”. Erika Ritter read from Ritter in Residence, a collection of comic stories. Ritter said that she enjoys writing in a comic form because it gives her freedom to play with ideas and take them “to an absurd degree”. In one of her comic sketches, in the form of a low-grade horror flick called Invasion of the Airline Stewardesses, she takes the language of flight at tendant s and applies it to a real life relationship, in which a perfectly nice, person is replaced by a robot-like one. The the great dismay of the husband, who eventually reports the strange behaviour to the local police officer [there is only one officer because it is a low-budget flick), his wife begins speaking like a stewardess. One night, during a domestic spat in the bedroom, the wife exclaims, “currently we are experiencing turbulence in our marriage”, and politely orders him to ensure that his undergarments remain securely fastened and that he kindly exit by the ftint door. Ritter said she feels it is important to build a close rapport with her reader, “a staple technique” she uses by creating a contrasting character that both can relate to and dislike, with the “understanding’ that we’re all failures together”. As a take-off on real man Ernest Hemingway, she created Myrna Hemmingstitch, one of the new REAL women of the counter movement to’33minism. Hemmingstitch recounts her travels through Europe tiith James Joyce. In France she wondered who cleaned all the windows at the palace of Versailles, and in Spain, she really enjoyed the bull fights, except for the crowds, blood, guts, gore and smell. She was upset at the great mess that was left/behind and questioned who would” have to

Thunderous by Renate Sander-Rsgier Imprint etaff Those who attended the per7 formance of the Dresden Staatskapelle at the Centre in the Square November 12, were lucky - not only did they experience the historical first concert of the Dresden Staatskapelle in Kitchener, they also heard a powerful and masterly interpretation

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1 in C minor, Op. 68. This piece, appropriately slotted as the last in Thurdsay night’s performance, is the first symphony Brahms ever wrote. It took him 14 years to conceptualize it, and he was 40 years old when he completed it.’ The alternating tempest and tranquilitygf the Allegro melted

clean up and do the laundry. Hemmingstitch eventually dies of a self-inflicted wound from a frosting gun. Ritter said she likes to set

tions finally drive Astrid mad. Ritter commented that this “gives you an idea why the great operas were written in the nineteenth centurv”,

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1a$ she longs f&a era. We all remember parties, right? fondue popular evenin

cu UilLU ULAIGLO She criticizes the flirtatious woman, who always travels with matching luggage, carries aro1 “rin can min ROY of “I self-admitted jfailure a8 a flirt and enrolls in the “Institute of Submissive ’ Training”, headed by Bambi McCoy, in order to remedy her problem. Ritter uses the opera form which she considers“unintentionalls funny” in her opera about a yupple couple, Kyle ana Astrid, whose trials and tribula-

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. . GUU~~I-?.O’ yit ‘*‘m”“ln Dew a case of “fondon’t” and with feels “the death fondue”, else Ritter “that ofsomething died too”. She asks “Where have all the fondue *____ pots gone?” I guess LLIw.tll.llm ____ m&m 1 ,,,lL 111ay IlUVt: mak ers . . me secona part of the evening, Edward Greenspan talked

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was barely perceptible. I suppose the conductor, Dutch-born Hans Vonk, wanted s to. . maintain . .. the momentum and the audiencc’s attention. Theeffect was one of, mounting suspense, which culminated in a resounding coda and subsequent thunderous applause. I can’t remember how many times Vonk had to come

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into the smooth pensiveness of the Andante sostenute. The melody of the oboe solo, hailed by some as “one.of the most bbautiful melodies Brahms ever wrote”, wati expressively executed by an oboist invisible to me from my seat. The violin solo, although less prominently scored, was no less impress’ively played, The transition between ‘the lively

back onto the stage to acknowledge the ongoing standing ovation. Mozart’s Symphony No. 40 in rec%sely G minor, K. 550, was and delicately playe B -a little too delicately, in my opinion,

about his new book, The Case for the Defence. Greenspan strives to keep the legal system as honest and fair as possible and that is part of the philosophy behind writing the book. He is a prou’d Canadian and said that he is fed up with English and American criminals. Canadian criminals are “world-class criminals” and we have same great lawyers. too.” Greenspan decided to write‘ his autobiographical book now, at age 43, because his passions and memory are at their height+ He worked with his friend George Jonas, a Hungarian lyric poet, to write the book. It is an emotional reaction to crime and the justice system. Jonas, as a liberal rightswinger, provided o--different “perapective to Greenspan’s point of view. They had occasional disagreements, especially the campaigning against the return of the death penalty, while Jonas, a vehement supporter of capital punishment, had to remain at home to write the book. Greenspan received one letterin particular, from someone who formerly supported the death penalty and who had been persutided otherwise through his campaigning. Greenspan was delighted until he read the signature: Clifford Olsen. The object of The Case for the Defence is “to see what our justice system is about”. The book addresses people’s problems, questions of police power, and concerns with the parole system. He said his experience has taught him that “the parole system stinks” and that people lie, police officers and children alike, even when they have taken an oath. Greenspan said that, as a defence counsel, he has a social duty and obligation to defend the presumption of innocence and people “crap all over us when they say, how could you do this?” Everyone, ’ including his mother, asks him why he defends “these people”. (Maybe is is because hb got $1.3 million on the Buxbaum case.) He said that he felt it was time to discuss the role of a defence lawyer; This p book is not for other lawyers, it is “a book for the people”. Erika Ritter’s book, Flitter in Residence is available for $19.95, and Edward Greenspag’s book The Case for the Defence is available for $27.95. Both of the books are available at the University of Waterloo book store in South Campus Hall.

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Strauss’ Romance, for Cello and O&hestra was next, with Jan Vogler as solo cellist. This young performer has, at 23 years, been 1st Concert Master of the violoncello and solo cellist with thb Dresden Staatskapelle since 1984. He was generously ‘applauded, and returned to the stage three times to bow, always with his cello in hand. Hans Vonk was appointed Principal Conductor of both the Dresden Staatskapelle and the Dresden State Opera in 1985. Since 1980 he has been Chief _ Conductor of The Hague Phil‘harmonic Orchestra. Both in the recording studio and on stage he maintains a high international profile. The Dresden Staatskapelle, besides being a symphonic or-

chestra, is also the orchestra of the Dresden State Opera. It has come a long way from it original function of furnishing music for banquets, church services, court festivals, weddings, balls, and funerals. It doesn’t, however, seem to have come a long way in equal I rights for the sexes. The predominantly male nature of the orchestra struck me when the musicians first took their seats. From where I was sitting, I could spot only three women; there might have been more. Equal rights aside, the performance of the Dresden Staatskapelle was im ressive. Let us hope that yjtc R ener will be iheluded in their next international tour.

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“The Guild Show”, a juried exhibition of works by the University of Waterloo’s Fine Arts students, is a garden of artistic delights, characterized by a variety of media and styles. Those who vanture into the St. Jerome’s Colleg&! library will be greeted by the life-size, multimedia Fashion Victim 1986, a dynamic, action-packed creation by Barney @eng.

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Portraits abound: Sarah Cdllard and Sarah Schuessler ex- . hibit self-portraits in watercolour and acrylic on can,vas, respectively. Collard’s painting is especially fascinating m in its composition and use of colour. , Striking in realism and detail are three other portraits: Ieff Burns’ Paul Craig The Hotel Ideal Athens (oil on canvas] and Rayrrcond Sander-Regier’s Boy tiit,h a Seed Pod and Untitled on cqmms).

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.“Oceans” and “Symbols” by Wona Haus _ The latter medium seems popings by Amy fzumi, silkscreens ular: Gail Bechtel’s Wheel, on a by Kathy Resume,. and wat ercoround canvas: Rhonda Riche’s lours by Ann Kisaner. Mark eerie Censorship 1, a contemStratton’s Neon Nude (chalk porary theme in view of Ontapastel) demonstrates particularly effective colour combinario’s latest censorship rulings; Rrian Kuhl% Lack of Inspiration, tion. The third dimension is represrepresenting a state dreaded-by enqed by an assortment of sculpall artists; Bev MacPherson’s tures: Illona Haus’ delicately swirlingly cubist To Be Underformed Oceanus and Symbols stoo& Dave Ross: Gone. Ada (fired clay): Pam Lewis’ skillHunsberger’s Song is in oil. fully balanced Shelter [ferro ceUntithd is a label chosen not only for Sander-Regier’s porment); James Bentley’s trait, but ais0 for Phil Vanderrecognizably abstract Woman wall’s intriguing, ghostly white, (pine and spruce] and spook masklike visage (acrylic on canWarc:her at the Towerk of Ma B ness (acrylic on shaped canvas). vas) and for Katherine Forler’s You don’t have much longer to rectangular, ‘woven, mixed-meview the exhibition; itruns until dia conception. November 27 at the St. Jerome’s Other’ 24imensional works College Library. The show is include a fascinating pen and ink obscurely for those who are not drawing by Sharon Awde, etch-

familiar with the Fine Arts Student Union - billed as “The Guild Show”. Some indication that UW’s Fine Arts Students are the artists behind the pictures should be given. Unfortunately for the artists w,hose work is displayed, “The Guild Show” wasn’t widely advertised. The only posters I ever saw were in the Fine Arts Department (in the new East Campus Hall] and in the Arts Lecture Wall. Nevertheless, the reception on November 13 was well-attended. If you get the chance, do pop in to view the works; You will see what the Fine Arts students are creating over there on the far east side of the campus, and you will be treated to a fine display of talent.

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James (the Amazing) Randi, magician and psychic critic par excellence and a man who caused more than just a little uncomfortable squirming with previous books like FJim FIam and The Magic of Uri Geller, has just lashed out with what is undeniably his [and anyone else’s, for that matter] most aggressive and brutal attack against legalized nonsense in his most recent ,work, The Faith Healers. In Randi’s company, the reader is introduced to the obscene luxury that the more re-

nowned healers surround themselves wiql - luxury illcludiug $8o@ooO homes, walk-in vaults with jeweIry display moms, fleets of custom Cad& lacs, @ma-bottle champagne and gold-plated bathroom fixtures. On the business end+ one gets a clear look at the sleazy tactics these people use to bilk the faithful -the crib sheets, the rayer cards filled out by the bef:‘evers before the service, the radio receivers, the confederates in the audience, the rented wheelchairs. r All 6f the bright lights tn televangeliam are represented; OraI Roberts+ Pat Robertson, Peter Popoff. AA. Allen, WV. Grant, Leroy Jenkins, Ernest Angley, all get their turn under the spotlight along with their track records.

And depressing track records they turn out to be, with unbelievable stories of’ diabetic members of the audience throwing away their insulinafter having been “healed” only to die within days, the blind having their sight restored to them only to be led out the same way they were led in, and the crippled who end up stranded at the front of the auditorium, unable to leave, their canes having been dramatically broken across the healer’s knee or heaved up on stage for the benefit of the television cameras. Even in the midst of the all the suffering, however, there is the occasional moment of unintentional hilarity. Among them is Randi’s description of evangelist

Richard Roberts [son of the in: famous “Gimme eight million bucks or I’m a goner” Oral) as ‘little more than the head of the damage control team whose task it is to follow the somewhat senile Oral. around and somehow try to explain his father’s claims that, among other things, he once spoke to a go&foot Jesus, he has raised the dead on more than one occasion and that, after he passes on, he will return with Jesus Christ to rule by his side. Heady stuff, this. Unfortunately, the lighter moments are few and far between. There is no doubt that the years of research culminating in the book were an emotionally draining experience for Randi, and it shows in the passion and force he uses in his,damning ac-

cusations of the hucksters who make their living off of the ain and misfortune of their fol Powera. Perhaps the most moving passage in the book is the dedication, to someone whose name Randi does hot even know2 There WQS a small boy on crutches. I do not know his mm& an.d I suspect I never will. But I will. never forget his face, his smile, his sorrow. He is one of the millions robbed of hope und dignity by charlatans discussed in this book. Wherever and whoever he is, I apologize to him for not huving been able to protect him from such+ an ex erience. I humbly dedicate t 1 is book to him and to the many others who hove suffered because the rest of us began caring too late.

Waters on the state of things: ” The tide is turning” by Marc Bmustawski Imprint staff “I try not to think about it; it’s not a pleasant thought,” said the woman being interviewed in the NFB film Notes on Nuclear War. Roger Waters’ November 10 concert at Hamilton’s Copps Co& scum can be summed up in one phrase: we must think about it. Waters and his Bleeding Heart Band have been on the road with the RnJiio KAcLf& show since August, and, while his former bandsmen herd their fans into stadiums across the continent, he prefers to play the smaller auditoriums, h iug to be more intimate with Tls - audiema Part of that intimacy is the phonein midway through, the concert. One fan, commentirq on the negative tone of Weters’ music, asked him if he

Waves, which Waters followed with Welcome to the Machine, Who Needs Ilrformation?, and Money, introduced by a video segment on the costs of.the global arms race, Waters’ mixture of film &d music developed his theme of disgust with the powers that be around the story of a spastic boy, Billy, who wants to return to Wales from his foster home in California. After an extended set of Floyd classics including Have a Cigar, Pigs pL3e Different Ones), Wish You Were Here, Mother, and Nobody’s Home, the concert DJ, Jim LBdd. aayixyij “words and music by Roger Waters” alluded to the feud between Waters and the rest of Pink Floyd The most rtrikb& difference between the two shows ir the use of optcial effects. The K.A.O.S. show, while haviug a video screen, did not rely on lasers, robots, Bre+ works and mgiklly flowering disco b+la to wt it8 nWmag@

across: there w”as ‘no plane crash, and no inflatable pig (I think we know who the pigs are). In the November 19 issue of Rolling Stone Waters said it best: “It’s their dry ice.” The band treated the audience to a.epontaneous rendition of Set the Controls for t-he Heart of the Sun, aad Waters launched into a Remembrance Day triiute dedicating’ Get Your Filthy Handis Ofi My Desert, and Southampton Dock to the fallen. Also from Tb8 Fid Cut, Pink Floyd% antiwar classic, Waters played Not Now John in response to a video clip showing the destruction of the world’s tropical rainforests. The copetBion between the see who * world’s supexpowers_to CM ut the greatest number of peop P e in misery at the highest cogt with the leaut internal agit ation Gas WeteSs bitter relimier, but the concert’ended on a positive note as he played, for his encore, Breafhe, Brain Damage ad klipsa - something the audience hopes never happens.

UlC’s pogey ‘pogo Worth-the Wait by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff Is the intensity of the slamming and the a’mount of beer thrown around directly proportional to the quality of a live show? Nawww, probably not. Dumb lead-in. Forget I said anything. Things ‘were only just starting to heat up in the infernal depths of the City Hotel’s unventilated, unlit basement (which UW lifers might fondly remember as The Red Baron) when The Waiting Room took the. stage. It seems /that vocalist/guitarist Tim Ra-. tine (who’s been known to perform solo shows at TheCameron House in Toronto and attend

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WLU in his free moments) finally came to his senses and abandoned the execrable Squatbox, quite possibly the most irritating, obnoxious band I’ve ever seen, rescuing his drummer in the process of forming his new band, “speed-folk” trio The ‘Waiting Room. The acoustic guitar strums somewhere between a purr and a jangle and the bass playing the role of a sort of melodic glue, their music is based on a sound this may seem like a shaky premise to form a band on, but it’s a sound you can easily fall in loye with. Subtle, yet rapturous chord-changes form the melodies - they’re certainly n& carried in Racine’s singing,

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probably the band’s only visible weakness. Instead of trying to add more texture to the music, his scabrous vocals too often tried to overpower the music which really only distracted from its genuine beauty. But when he harnessed his singing on their finale, a cover of The Velvet Underground’s Heroin, the results wefe stunning, the quivering chill.of his voice capturing the eerie ecstasy of the lyrics and the *band launching into the rising and falling dynamic’s of the VU classic with tingling compulsion. About here, I guess I’m supposed to say something about The Waiting Room being a “promising” band, but if the singing improves, their future should be ROW. If you’re a sucker for American guitar-pop like Miracle Legion or Guadalcanal< Diary, or something with a Feelies feel, try hanging around the Waiting Room. We had a name for guys like UIC back in high school who came from one-gas-station towns with names like Cayuga, Nelles Corners, and Fisherville - grunts. Y’know, dudes with long hair, leather vests, Harley caps who spent their weekends drinking 50 in their pickups whose only contact with culture was the stuff growing on the beards. There is a big difference - we woulda got the shit kicked out of ‘us if tie had tried to take out their Sabbath or Maiden tape and slip in some old Iggy and the Stooges or Ramones. UIC lives, this stuff, and they don’t let you forget it either. Three-chord wonders buzzed with more ferocity than a hive full of riled-up bees for over an hour with only one change in terhpo - from fast to faster.

Bad *acoustics . hamper by Rob Cunning Imprint staff

Jeff Healey and hid band were upstaged by the venue when they performed at Stages in Kitchener November 12. Unfortunetely for Healey, Stages was more exciting at times than his band. About Stages: Stages has quite the light show on the dance floor complete with jets of smoke, descending/ascending *laser light displays, computerized search lights and, of course, the requisite strobe lights. Stages, for those who don’t *know, is a new nightclub that has opened up .on King Street where a movie theatre used to be. This transition has given Stages a very interesting interior. There are three levels from which the dance floor and the stage are visible - reminiscent of the’Eaton Centre. Back to Jeff Healey. Jeff is very quick to point out that his music is more than just blues: he describes his music as rock and blues. More of a return to real gut -level rock and roll. Stevie Ray Vaughn stuff. The show last week was a good exhibition of that. The show consisted of Jeff Healey wailing away ad nauseani on his guitar, There were a number of problems that night. The worst was the terrible acoustics in Stages. The drums

do with Teff Healev’g talent, which is *considera6le. When performing with Stevie Ray on CBC’s It’s only Rock and Rol1”even Stevie Ray was blown away by his talent. All this and he’s only 21 years old, Another interesting thing about Jeff’s performance’is the different way, in which he plays the guitar, on his lap instead of the way we are more familiar with. This method allows him to have a much fa

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There w.ere other problems that night. Although Jeff did all the standard guitar antics the stage show was a bit lackluster, his being blind probably accounts for some of this. Also, Jeff is a great guitarist but only a soso singer. During the concert no one danced because this really isn’t the type of music that is suitable for dancing. Perhaps the Jeff Healey band should do more exhibition types ofI performanit,

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tering encore of I’m Alive. . The focal point was, as always, vocalist Dave Robinson, who bounced around as if he had a few electrodes shoved up the odd orifice. But what a set of pipes this guy has. Robinson hoIIers and howls with the most demented of them and his screams are astonishingly loud, raw, and frequent. God, if Willie de Wit has as much punch as Dave, Robinson’s singing, he’s gonna kill Leon Spinks. * , So another packed Upside Down production is in the books, but if you’ve yet to see UIC, you’d be a fool to miss them again - rock ‘n’ roll just doesn’t get any more fun than this.

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were inadequately miked and the speaker system for the band sounded horrible; all of the in-

struments blended into each other so that it was hard to pick out the different sounds. I,t was almost impossible to pick out the words when Jeff was, singing, Get the point? This, of course;has nothing to

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UK’s always been one of our province’s most abundant energy resources, but they’ve added the one thing needed to make their show a complete killer - variety. Splashed in with the standard thraSh and flail we know and love from their album, Our Garage, was a little bit of country-‘core (poker-hot Nashville Dreamin’) and a whole lot of raunchy Long Tall Sally rock ‘n’ roll on songs like the raging redneck anthem Gonba Get Red: “I’m gonna red my knuckles/ I’m gonna red ‘em tonight/ I’m gonna red ‘em real good/ I’m gonna red ‘em real right .” They also packed a mean garage crunch on oldie TNT and’s blis-

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“by Paul Doae Imp?int staff Terence Trent D’Arby has been lauded: with more hype in ‘the British music press than ‘anyone in recent memory, However, Terence Trent D’Arby’s reCent concert at The Diamond Club in Toronto and the release of his debut LR The Hardline AccordingTo . . . indicate that the power and charisma of his liveo-’ performance are not matched by his songwriting, ’ AS a performer, Terence Trefit D’Arby is virtually in a class by himself, the combintltion of his ’ raw Soul tOnSilS, the +ampaging athleticism of his dapcing and his otherworldly good looks 2 stunning even to heterosexual I

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lieve. Though Wishing Well was maleq place him in the select cornpan of the likes of Prince a decent, quirky pop song and If You Let Me Stay was a fair apand Mic x ael Jackson as an entertainer and charismatic personal- proximation of a Memphis Al Green groove, his skills as a itv, songwriter don’t live up to his “At the’age of 25, Terence Trent D’Arby exploded onto the Britpress. The best vocal perforish music scene this year with mance on The Hardline is turned two consecutive top-5 placings in on Who’s Lovin’ You?, his for his first two singles Wishing cover of the Smokey Robinson peach. Likewise, during the conWell and If You Let Me Stay (the ficst ‘North American single). cert Terence excelled during the mammoth encore, in which he His turd single Dantie Little Sister shdt intO the British top-20. delivered a heart-rending a capThough D’Arby’s success has, pella reading of Sam Cooke’s thus far, been restricted to EuWonderful World. Also during rope, he is, an American expat- the encore Terence tried his hand ridte who left because he *I. , , did at Heartbreak Hotel, Funky Broadway and led what must be not like the societyin which I the funkiest version of Under grew;(up.” For a black man born with, fair skin - ostracized by . My Thumb in human recollecblacks and whites alike I- the tion. Somehow it seems that it takes other people’s songs to virulent racism of American societ ‘was intolerable. coax the best out of Terence ’ T K grub against all this is that Trent D’Arby. T,erence Tren’t D’Arby’s alleged’ Further, his songwriting’ can bril1ianc.e as & songwriter tend toward cheap theatrics like glehms with far less radiance the approximation of a middle, that either he, or the European eastern chant on If You All Get music press kould have one be- 8 To Heaven, obscure lyrical images (see Rain and Seven More Days] and awkward phrasing like the a cappdla As Yet Untitled. These criticisms aside, The OFF I Hardline According To Ter8nce Trent D’Arby is a fine pop album as D’A’rby’s though, it could have -‘the tender Let’s Go Forward been much more. Worth obtainof t) eyeglasses ing as the starting point of what /With our Love) standing out will, in all likelihood be @‘long from the rest of his composiand very successful career. The tions. With talent as boundless

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The Gun Club’s latest is a me-’ diocre effort but it is 6,273 times better than Leatherwolf’s debut disc. After listening to Leatherwolf’s feeble attempts *at third rate bombastic, lite-metal, triple axe attack cock-rock, I left the disc on my turntable for a week with a vague hope that it would evaporate. No- such luck, these cretins ‘still stare threateningly at me from the sleeve, golden locks fluttering in a photo-studio breeze. I -hate them, I hate their Music, I hate their crappy clothes (isn’t that tattered fishnet/ raggedy spandex look two years out of date?), I hate their casual sexism, I hate the fact that imajor label would re.lease this bile: I HATE LEAT*HERWOLF -TO THE VERY CORE OF THEIR EXISTENCE. I honestly cannot imagine anyone /- buying thip record. The Gun Club’s Mother Juno is not bad, but somehbw after five .years tit bad’ is not good enough. Musically, it I pretty much picks u where The Las Vegas Star Peft off, No barn burning rot e -fest, more a kind of country-bluesish roots guitar sound. .Thankfully, they’va abandoned the ‘jazz’ pretensions that played a small role on Las vegaa. Jeffery Lee Pierce has lost some weight, cha%ed his hair colour I and ,the band has yet another drummer and that’s about

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clegrness defies this true age. Many of the musicians that once layed with Big JoCon the trail 1 etween Chicago, New York and New Orleans are long forgotten and will not receive credit on the album.,Others such as the likes ot Vann Piano Man Walls, the Cookies and the Jesse Stone Band are still distinguished in their accompaniment if Joe.

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Joe’s at his best with spinning piano in the background and funky, preacher voice rolling along in front. If these songs don’t cheer you up than I don’t know what will. Stand outs include the classic Shake, Rattle and Roil, Flip, Flo and Fly and Midnight Specia P Train, The album will compliment any record collection as joe is one of the true kings of rock ‘n’ roll.

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gang. For some reason I fiIl[d that J.L.P’s voice is now a lot more irritatin than it used to be. You’d L btter off to buy their first tP or Mimi than to pay premium import prices for Mother Juno, at least in this mviewer’s oh so humble opinion.

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A benefit showing of Laurie Anderson’s Home of the Brave at the Princess Cinema tonight. Scott Merrit is interviewed on FM mg at 5 p.m. CKMS FM will be recording Scott for a future In Conat broadcast. Come otit and dance and arty at the CeIebrit DJ Night Wednesday, November 25 at Fed Hal P. A benefit for CK MyS and Anselma House,

Calenture The Triffids Island Records (Import)

by Paul Done Imprint staff A .tropical fever Calenture. may be, however, the music of The Triffids seems far more suited to the chilly expanses of lonely moors and the interiors of towering cathedrals. In the past, The Triffids have always fashioned a full, yet somehow spacious sound. ‘On Calenture the fullness has become a symphonic vastness created by instrumentation which rushes outward, soars upward and swirls in and around itself. Jill Birt’s churchy organ ascends, Alsy MacDonald’s bass drum echoes and rolls like thunder across a prairie, “Evil” Graham Lee’s pedal steel insinuates and twists around David McComb’s desperate lyrical wordscapes, violin and viola claw toward the heavens while, guitar and bass keep time for this forced march through the wilderness of loss, confusion and searching. The music .never seems encumbered nor shackled into repetitiveness by ali this instrumental weight. Epic musicalgestures abound yet, there is still lightness of touch which ‘can produce the wistful Trick of The Light or Holy Water, Kelly’s Blues and Vagabond Holes are howls of paiRand outrage, Save <What You Can is gentle and ’ re-. signed. The central concerns of Dairid McComb’s songwriting may be loss and torment, but the characters he creates are far removed from conventional romantic themes found in pop music. Nor are they in any way related to,t he

pain-by-numbers drudgery’ of Jesus & Mar Chiin and their blackO-eye P inered cohorts. Whether the 10000-year old British Museum swamp man of ]erdacuttup Man or the wanderer, who has returned ato watch his hometown burn down in Hometown Forewell Kiss, the vagabonds and lost souls who live in David McComb’s songs are a legion unto themselves. Like sailors suffering from Calenture who imagine the seas to be green fields and desire to leap into them the characters in these songs long for immersion and redemption. The redemption may be an illusion, but even an illusion offers solace for a while. From Bury Me Deep In Love which pleads Take me in/ Under you skin/ Bury Me Deep in Love to Blinder By The Hour; with your skin for sheets to Unmade Love - Your body that once wrapped around me like a mist the desire to be totally engulfed in love recurs thropghout Calenture. Jercfacuttup’ Man, Caleature’s most unusual lyrical image, may be the most affecting on the album. Magically, David McComb transforms a 10000 year-old man, preserved in a peat bog, and now on display in the British Museum, into a living sympathetic character. When he recounts how They stitched up my eyelids so I couldn’t see/They sewed up my mouth so very carefully he brings genuine emotional impact to bear. Sometime after Christmas, Calenture will become the first Triffids record released in Canada, though it is their 5th album, With the helpaf Gil Norton at the production board, The Triffids have crafted a unique pop epic of undeniable emotional resonance. As close as pop has come to th’e booming echo of a pipe organ in a towering cathedral.

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Rheostatics Greatest Hits, .it works brilliantly. Everything about The Ballad of Wendel Clark Pts. 16 II is a stroke of genius. Not only is it about our country’s greatest hero since ,Gordie Howe and Terry Sawchuk, but even Wendel’s [pray that his-back gete better real soon) name has that Robert Service/Yukon epic ring to it - ie. The Ballad of Chris Kotsopolous just wouldn’t be the same at all, Martin Tielli almost turns Pt. 1 into a CCR swamp song before Dave Bidini sez “enough of this” and invokes the ghost of Stompin’ Tom Connors, bringing back cherished memories of Dave Hedge, Jacques Plante, and telling your dad.sure, you’ll get up early for church tomorrow morning if oniy he’ll let you stay up to watch the third period of Hockey Night In Canada.And how’s this for a checkered-shirt classic chorus: “Wendel was t’he man &th B stick in his

Greatest Hits The Rheostatics X Records

by CHris Wodekou Imprint staff The Rheostatics have been slogging it out in the backwoods o.f Etobicoke and the beerslops of Queen Street since, geez, it seems like since The Leafs last won the Stanley Cup. A lot of thin’gs have happened over the years, like a fling with James Brown funky soul and, in their current incarnation, these four puck-worshipping hosers are going to make fishin’ in Muskoka as hip as SCTV reruns if they have their way. And for at least one song on their ironically titled debut,

hatid/ Who learned how to play in Kelvington, S-A-S-K./ Y&d wish that you had died when Wendel has your hide/ Because he does it the Canadian way.” Wended and song-titles like Delta 88 and Ditch Pigs are so cool that you can’t help but want to love this album, but just too much of Greatest Hits sounds like it could be the theme music for The . Beachcdmbers. The acoustic-folk of Public Square% crisis of faith work pretty well as do the straightforward rockers Higher and Higher and Canadian ‘Dream, but The Rheostatics, while their energy and good intentions come across well live, simply lack the songcraft and inspiration for consistently entertaining vinyl. Maybe if we all hope real hard, The Ballad of Wendel Clark will come out as a single with Eddie Shick-doing guest vocals and we can all splurge on that. _

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sely written as to be nearly impenetrable. The task, facing the reviewer of such a navel is similar to that faced by reviewers of Utysses ih 1022. A young nature mystic, filled with hatred of the middle class and contempt for civilization, transcribes his observations of the South Sea island on which he finds himself. It is, aind is not, Eden, and the main tension in the novel is what Darien brings with

him from the civilization-he left behind. That, of course, is considerable, but doesn’t lend itself to dramatization. So, like firstman, he names his surroundings. His pipe he names Barnaby, his knife Tybalt, his alter-ego, Toady. Toady “deals in revenge, not grief. One day we’ll murder him; Darien shall be free.” I shall call this motif No. 1. Toady is Darien’s civilized self, Bindy [the blackstone cock

of a wooden idol) his n’atural one. Bindy’s Way: Renounce all ties that deflect loyalty from anything but the Tune, the Dance, the God in ,yourself. Then run riot .” I,shall calljhis motif No. 2. Finally, “The . urge to turn back” I shall call motif No. 3. These motifs are wovei throughout the novel in a complex of musical forms, cultural rites, and arcane lore, symbolist-in tone, serial (as in 12-tone music) in method. Ultimately they are resolved in what I shall call the leit-motif: “We shall honow the moon, bow to the CUTrents, set up images of the winds. The sun turns on our spit or is only an abstraction. Whatever we decide.” Selakhi is reminiscent of Melville’s Types, where the youthful fugitive from a whaling ship, whenever he longs to leave his

South Sea isle and go home, develops a mysteriously crippling pain in orie leg. Civilization is a pain in the ass, Melville seems to be saying. Selakhi begins where Typee leaves off. ’ Virgo demands much of his reader, but there is a finicky preciousness, too, about his parodic style, What, for example, is the reader to make of: - ‘Don’t tease him, Monica’ Joy “chides gently”, and Father wears a tolerant face. Or of this: Exhaling dust in the face of the marionette/indifferent punters, fancy with nothing at stake, , . Exhaling dust - pencil. Or what of these curiosities: “complexion,” “Father ‘wrings’ his hand”? The self-conscious wordplay at work in this novel is not joyContinued on page 24

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FILM NOTES - The York Quay Centre at Harbourfront is having a festival of films by the late Russian director Andrei Tarkovsky, from November 23 to 29. PICKS - I suggest you go see My Life As A Dog next week at the Princess, and The Ballad of Narayama sounds worthwhile. Triumph Of The Will should be seen. The objective junkie in Withnail And I at the Gorge is amusing. Finally, I’d like to see the German’ film AtnerL can Soldier at WLU on Tuesday, if I’m not busy. I have to apologize for. the listings for Fed Hall. I’ll try to work it out. Just be aware that there is a theme every week [Monday to Friday) and that on nights when bands play, there will be no film. If you’re considering going over for a film at 6, just call ahead.

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by Renate Sander-Rsgier Imprint ataff The title of Linda Hutcheon’s illustrated lecture, The Postmodern Erotic, was bound to attract a, fair-sized audience, and it did. I don’t think anybody who was at the lecture regretted attending. Hutcheon dealt with the erotic in this postmodern age characterized by “fear of disease and fetishization of fitness”, or, as she quotes from Arthur Kroker, “panic sex” and “designer bodies.” Feminisms, she says, have had ‘,a powerful impact on the postmodern.” They have focussed on “the construction of the sexed object.” We have consequently become aware of “the very culture-spercific nature. of the erotic.” Hutcheon points out, for example, that there is no entry for erotic or eroticism in the Encyclopedia -Britannica. Yet La Grande Encyclopedie Larousse devotes four pages to the subject. History is a part of the culture specification, and, as Angela Carter (the writer who, for Hutcheon, best exemplifies theproblematizing of desire and of the erotic for women and men) has stated, “Flesh comes to us out of history; so does the repression and taboo that governs our experience of the flesh.” Art. in history is the focus of what has been dubbed as The New Art History, “the study of the visual representations in art

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of not only women, but also everything from the poor to landscapes.” Hutcheon concentrated on the erotic and its politicization. “No image is, in and of itself+ erotic; it is only so when it is articulated with others in a complex discursive formation in a particular society.” This, according to Hutcheon, is “the lesson of postmodernism.” Postmodern art “inscribes the erotic conventions of representation of women, provokes our conditioned response, and then subverts that response, making us aware of how it was induced in us. We have to feel the seduction in order to questionit and then theorize the site of that contradiction.” Even. high art can’t feign innocence. Angela Carter has suggested that perhaps eroticism is only the pornography of the elite, -And the female body is almost always the focus. “The female body is neither neutral nor natural; it is figured, inscribed in a system of difference in which the male dominates; gender is a division of power, and the female body is the locus of power politics.” To support her points, Hutcheon drew on the following writers: John Berger, Angela Carter, Susan Daitch, Maxine Hong Kingston, and Audrey Thomas. To literally illustrate her lecture, Hutcheon at least mentioned, if not showed slides from, the works of Komar and Me-

lamid, Mel Ramos, Ingres, Sylvia Kobowski, Martha Rosier, Barbara Kruger, Victor Burgin, Sherrie Levine, Cindy Sherman, Titan. The lecture moved from Baudelaire’s Block Venus poems (inspired. by his mulatto mistress, Jeanne Duval), which in turn inspired Angela Carter’s short story, Black Venus, to Manet’s OIympia and the various parodies it inspired. -Hutcheon describes the gaze of Manet’s Olympia as “unabashed,‘; this model, a wellknown prostitute of the .day, does not”allow the male viewer to spy on her about her daily business in the bath,” Olympia is reclining, but she “offers none of the semiotic signals of the comeon:the tilted head, the indirect glance, the languid posture.” Cezanneinserts the male viewer into his A Modern Olympia, while Picasso, in his parody, goes one step further and depicts himself and a friend leering at a black Olympia. Mel Ramos, Larry Rivers, Michel Delluc, and Victor Burgin also offer versions of Manet’s “problematized image of woman in our culture.” Hutcheon concludes that the postmodern age “requires a different notion of the erotic - in all its particularized forms: female, male; hetero-homosexual; all races, all classes.” And unfortunately the postmodern “offers no new configurations of the erotic.” Feminism will take the next important step.

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After witnessing the pre-opening show of Wolfman Washington in early September, I decided it was time to revisit the Hoodoo Lounge and scoop the blues’ scene. The Hoodoo Lounge -is the new home of SOBA (Southern Ontario Blues Association] - on the second floor of the Mayfair Hotel in beeeautiful downtown Kitchener.

Also returning to Kitchener, but for a first show at the Hoodoo, Ron Thompson+ guitar licker extraordinare, played for three nights from November 12 to 14. Ron Thompson and the Resisters jammed the Kitchener Legion Hall (the old haunt of SOBA) better than six months* ago; I could not miss his return; But who is Ron Thompson? Certainly not a big name like Albert Collins, Buddy Guy, or Ro- bert Cray, but as a guitar player he easily equals their talents. Raised in the San Francisco Bay area, he gained his blues ed-

ucation by touring with the John Lee Hooker group and by practicing his butt off. Today he still calls the Bay area home and tours North America with his own rhythm sectiori, His playing is superb - musical ideas aplenty and, complete command of every pace. He can move from a swingingballad to a ripping speed-demon riff - like warp-factor-8 (“But captain she can’t hold .it any longer.” “Don’t worry Scatty, Ron can hold it .‘*I, For the Saturday night [Nov, 14) show, Thompson opened for his own band. He took a chair on stage and stomped out three classic blues numbers on his National Steel Body (acoustic). Playing Walking Blues (by Robert Johnson - king of the delta blues], Milk Cow Blues, and Scoop Down, Ron had absolute command of the audience with his wicked licks and stomp sound - an incredible feat for a solo artist. Moving over to piano, his band joined him on stage and bashed out some rockin’ blues and rock

‘n’ roll. But ‘the energy in the band really jumped when he moved back to his guitars. Since his last visit, he has brought together a new band. About two months ago he began to work with Russel Jackson on bass and Tony Coleman on drhms. These. young cats originally from the south, having done time with O.V. Wright and B.B. King, joined Ron in the Bay area. They added sound support and-even showed their vocal talents; Russel Jackson displayed a fine voice which would push out a solid soul sound.

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by Carol Cambre Imprint staff The Jesus and Mary Chain performance Sunday gave a whole new world of meaning to the words fucked ,up! As if it wasn’t enough for the audience to be put into a comatose state by the opening band, Bolshoi, JMC insisted. on intensifying this condition by behaving like utter assholes on st’age at Toronto’s RPM. Bolshoi catie on stage at 9 p.m. to face more than 1,000 sweltering punks and assorted psychedelics and one preppie. Although the show was for all ages, only a handful of youngsters attended and that was a good thing. ’ Well, Bolshoi played five or six songs but received little or no response from the sleeping crowd, Besides having a Cult influence in their kmusic they were described as being “heavy mellow” meaning that the sound was loud but there wasn’t much substance to it. The experience could be compared to biting into a piece of

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gum that explodes with flavor for the first few chews and, to your dismay, promptly decides to dissolvb in your mouth. Due to the pdor response of the crowd, the lead singer spewed stupid comments li’ke “one more soig you’ll be glad to hear that” and “Thank-you for coming here I don’t mean that.” It &as certainly a relief when they left the stage. On top of the fact that Bolshoi only played for 20 minutes, JMC kept the audience waiting until 10% before they decided to stumble on stage. Even then, numerous delays ensued. While the sedate crowd waited, an absolutely polluted Jim Reid tried to get his microphone to work. Finally the sound was somehow turned on and JMC began with The Living End. Deafening, buzzing feedback, a feature for which the band is well known, filled the crammed club and, if you wanted to take your life into your hands and iisit the bathEoom, you would literally feel the intense feedback vibrating off the walls. 1

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When they did, they would turn on the drum machine (yeah, no drummer here] and Reid would support himself on the microphone stand looking like a wilted leaf and begin to.. . sing? (maybe ‘mumble would be more appropriate). The only song completed without feedback .was 9 Million Rainy Days from their new album. The conten of the concert was about half old and half new .As they ended with Kill Surf City things really began to get ugly. Reid, who had decided he just wasn’t drunk enough, and had had a stage hand bring him a, six-pack on stage, first tossed a beer bottle into the crowd and then,seeing how much fun it was, threw a broken bottle at some of the people near the front who

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had begun to catcall the band *yelling things such as “boring”. Needless to say, the bottle found a target, Apparently, even this couldn’t satisfy Reid and a couple of guys jumping up and down at the front received stinging blows from the microphone stand. What?! Yup, with the mike in one hand, Reid actually had the co-ordination to pick up the stand and make shit fly. It was surprising but the crowd stayed generally mellow and when the lights ‘went on, they quietly filed out. The parking lot was another story. On& of those injured parties had parked behind the band’s bus so that they couldn’t leave until the police arrived. Until then however, Reid kept busy at the window making obscene gestures at those outside. He is to appear in court on February 17 and has paid a $2,000 bail. Overall, the show was a series of stops and starts and nothing. really got going except one helluva loaded singer. If you didn’t go, good, you didn’t waste your time, -

dus as it is in Joyce ,nor impish as in Becket’s work. Virgo takes his characters seriouslv. His main character, Qarien, is’ drunk with words; words seethe in him and their utterance soothes him. He is an earnest conjurer, a combination rarely encountered outside Bergman’s early movie, The Magician. ’ Selakhi, then, is a twentiethcentury Typee in which the youthful Darien breaks with his father (civilization), rfiakes it with the South Sea island girl (culture], and at the end is eaten Virgo would say “becomes byone with” - a shark (nature). To put it thus baldly is unjust, because what happens in the novel is merely a vehicle for the finelytuned song being sung. It is as if the Peter Mathiessen of Fsr Tortuqa teamed up with the early W. B. Yeats of The Shadowy Waters. Rather than narrative drive; we are given a highly stylized sensibility observing everything Rather than interest in the story, Virgo asks us to see -through his eyes, His eyes, in Sela&i, are named “Darien”. His mentor is the crippled poet ma’udit and rum-runner,. Rimbaud.

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roar -to ,Naismith NCAA hi-lite film. But on Friday, the Western Mustangs almost sent Brandon consolation bound. In the-barnburner of the weekend, the Bobcats prevailed in a double overtime marathon, 103-101. Ironman John Stiefelmeyer single-handedly dismantled Brandon with 39 points. Tulane castoff Whitney Dabney (24 points] and Robert Clarke (23 points) paced the BobcAts.

in Saturday’s semi-final, the Axemen sent a loud message to the top 10 selectors as they upset Brandon, W-85. Acadia”s frontcourt panzer unit led by tourney MVP Kevin Veinot (28 points], was too much for,the street ball of “Twin Towers”, Patrick Jebbison (24 points] and Ejabney (18 points). in another Friday shocker, St. Francis Xavier X-Men toppled the top-5 contending Regina Cougars 85-82. Quarterbacked by Michael Jordan protege Augy Jones, the X-Men stunned the lethargic Cougars. The only Cougar who came-to play was Chris

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During the homecoming weekend, the waterpolo alumni returned to campus to relive old triumphs and chalIenge the varsity team in the fourth annual reunion game. The varsity team spoiled it1 with a.I thrilling. 16-15 m-1 _. wcrory to even tne series at two victories apiece. Leading the alumni team was the Warriors’ all-time leading scorer, and legendary five-time OUAA all-star John Saabas. Other familiar faces were former coach and three-time OUAA ailstar Mike Oberemk, former MatchSoc president Ross Morrisey, four-time team ‘captain Steve D’eon, current .OWPA First V.P. Kevin Duguay, former team manager Nadine Simonis, Brad Boyd, Paul Elder, Cam Jackson, Niall McMillan, Mor-

gan Minor, Dave Noel, .Doug Paddick, Tom Rebstock, Dave Turner, lames Van Dyke and Mike White. Most of these players were members of the 1881 OUAA West Championship team. Tourney

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The varsity Warriors quickly took a 1-O lead, only to see the alumni come storming back to tie the score. ‘Realizing they had a conditioning advantage, the varsity team swam the old-timers up and down the pool, This stra.tegy, combined with tough defence and timely shooting, propelled them to a 5-1 lead. This <four to five goal bulge remained until the third quarter,-at which point the varsity team led 13-8. Seeing that his team needed More offence, ]ohn Saabas

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Biegler, who hooped 31. Waterloo edged Queen’s 58-56, and went on to thump theX-Me0 92-75.

93-88 in the consolation final. . Stiefelmeyer canned 21 against , the Hawks and burned Retina for 28, Surprisingly, guard James Hillis led the Cougars with 28, while Biegler kicked in 24. Brandon’s only catch of the weekend was the third-place game. But once again, they crawled to victory with a 68-65 Stiefelmeyer headed the tourwin over St. Francis. The wrannament all-star team with an asgley Dabney, hooped 20 and tounding 88 points and 33 guard Caurtney Bailey added 12. rebounds on tile weekend. He Monty Gallant kicked in 16 for was joined by Biegler (79 pts., 25 the X-Men. rebs.), Dabney (61 pts., 22 rebs,], Waterloa’s Rob Firoese (53 pts,, The, Mustangs proved * that 22 rebs.) and Morris. Tournathere is life after graduate tur- * ment MVP was afront court giant novers. Stitifelmeyer proved he Kevin Veinot from Acadia, who has eluded the sophomore jinx, racked LIP 81 points and 22 powering the ‘Stangs to the boards. Naismith consolation title. Western pummelled hapless Perhaps the Axemen will now Laurier, SS-fj4 to reach the final get the respect they deserve. mattih. Meanwhile, jet-lagged Aside from their bruising front Regina survived a torturous tricolirt, young guards Wayne Tayple-overtime triathalon to edge were a Queen’s, 108-104. As expected, 1 4or and Tyrone Carvery true backcourt circus. Biegler paced the Cougars with The best time to catch Brandon 24 points, a ,. was during its warm-ups. This . . was the only time all weekend where their acrobatic dunks and Stiefelmeyer and his band of shooting shone throtigh. Player role players dumped the Cougars

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moved from his centre position to centre fobward and unleashed an offensive barrage at the bel?aguered varsity goalie to bring the alumni within 13-12. The varsity Warriors then found their scoring touch and the tdams traded’ goals until the alumni scored with seven seconds remaining. to leave the scorl at 16-15, Duguay, the event organizer, was heard tr, .mutter, “had the game lasted five quarter8 instead of four, .we would have swum those young studs into the ground, and shown them.how the. game is. really played.” . The Warriors next action is to m&row (Saturday) a8 they round oillt their season by hosting a tournament a‘t Laurier. Waterloo plays York and McMaster starting ,at I I a.m. at the taurier phys-ed complex. .

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for player, they had the best roster in the tournament, but never performed as a team. Despite their disappointing weekend, the Bobcats are still a team to be feared. As UW coach Don McCrae quipped, “everyone was still looking out of the corner of their eye at Brandon.” The sluggish Cougars left their game back on the prairies - they never did get on track. The XMen with the Wade (Smith), Otis (Delaney] and Augy Show at guard, surprised many at the tourney. Meanwhile, hard-luck Queen’s ran their string of last- , minute losses to six games. As anticipated, Laurier was left in the dust once again. Perhaps McCrae summed up the weekend best when he commented, “this was one OUF best Naismith’s in years, the fans got see three or four te&ms who’ll be champions of their leagues.” On a closing note, f’d like to extend my deepest regrets to anyone who followed my fearless picks in last week’s Imprint. In the first round, I was an anemic l-for-4. I guess 1 ‘should stick to tractor-pulls and Wrestlemania.

The feeling of rejection: Acadia’s Peter Morris (14) stuffs Waterloo’s Jeremy Moore (55): in Sunday’s Naismith Classic Championship game: WW felt rejected all day as the Axemen stormed to a 91-67 victory before a full house at the PAC. -

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by Mike McGraw Imprht staff It was just like old times at the PAC last weekend. Expected by many to be turfed in the early rounds, the Waterloo Warriors stormed to the championship game of the 20th annual Naismith basketball classic. Unfortunately, the title game proved to be a humbling experience, as the Warriors were thrashed 91-67 by the Acadia Axemen, “We went into this tournament about the sixth or seventh best team,” said UW coach Don McCrae. “And we came out second or third best ,” G However, in Friday night’s opening round match, Waterloo appeared to be on an excursion for the consolation round. In an offensive famine, the Warriors squeaked pa&t the Queen’s Golden Gaels, 58-56. Waterloo shot a nauseating 33 per cent from the field. Waterloo was lucky to escape the first half trailing 35-3~. Trampled beneath both boards by goons Mike Scotten and James Reynolds, the Warriors fell behind by 11 at one point. Free throws were the only shots UW was able to sink as it closed the gap by intermission. The second half was a night‘marish display of offence by both teams. Queen’s caught the Warrior shooting plague ,as‘ the half progressed, allowing UW.to stay close. Fans had to wonder if a medicine ball was being used as brick after brick eluded the basket. Only a storybook ending gave the capacity crowd something to remember, With one second remaining, Jamie “Elvis” McNeil1 drove’ home a thunderous dunk to bre’ak a 58-56 deadlock and propel Waterloo4nto the semi-finals. Rob Froese paced Waterloo with 20 points, while Tom Schneider chipped in 15. Scotten led Queen’s with 15. “The boys were so high they came out flat. We were stumbling around by the end, but Queen’s lack of depth left them more exhausted.” Saturday night attracted another boisterous crowd to the PAC, as UW faced the St. Francis Xavier X-Men. Waterloo pulled a classic Jeckel and Hyde from Friday, obliterating the X-Men, 9275.

Surfing on a wave of emotion from Friday’s game-ending drama, the Warriors steamrolled to a 52-35 .halfti&e lead and never looked back. At one point

in the second half, UW led by 26. The story of the night was McNeill. Like a man on a mission, he drove home 19 points and snagged 10 rebounds. From out of nowhere, sopho-

In Sunday’s final, UW found itself bruised and battered by the best front court in Canada. Acadia skipped to an easy victory behind the 31 points and 11 rebounds of tournament MVP

bang, bruise and claw his way to notch 28. McNeil1 added 11 and Schneider .kicked in 10. Froese was named to the tourney allstar team. Axemen coach Dave Nutbrown called the Waterloo crowd “a legitimate sixth man,“’ He added, “it’s tough to play in this place, but we got progressively better as the weekend went on.” Said McCrae, “our youth showed in our exhaustion, and their front line went to work at both ends. Acadia got sn.ubbed by the top 10 selectors last season;but they have the most experien’ced front line in the count rv,” Despite the impressive showing, McCrae says his club is still way behind the other teams in the tournament. “We’ve got much (younger players, and with all the injuries we’ve had, we’re still at about October 15. October 15 really showed on Sunday.” The Warriors travel to Rochester to play St. John’s Fisher on Sunday, and return to the PAC ‘on November 26 to face the Toronto Estonia men’s team at 8 p.m.

Clash of the Titans: UW’s Jade McNeil1 (43) ,battles Queen’s Mike Scott& (45) for rebounc! on Friday night. McN,eill -was the man of the hour in UW’s 58-56 win.

more Pat Telford arose and potted 12 points, including 6 for 6. from the floor. Schneider and John Bilawey added insult to injury as both canned 3 three-point missiles. Schneider finished with 20, and Bilawey with 17. As a team, UW shot 54 per Cent. Peskyguards Wade Smith and Augy Jones paced the X-Men offence with 26 and 14 points respectively. Commented’ $3. Francis-coach Steve Conchalski: “The crowd certainly gave Waterloo an adGantage. They’re the toughest team in the country to play in their own gym,” Added McCrae, “the fellows had their feet. back on the floor. We knew we could play these guys.”

Kevin Veinot. Acadia nuked Waterloo withan 18-2 run within a &minute s an in the first. In that span, a R ustered McCrae called three time outs. Acadia’ led 43-32 at halftime. I The Axemen opened the flood&es in the second half, taking an early z&point lead. One by one, the Warriors’ dominoes fell, as they trailed by as many as, 30 points. National team member Peter Morris awoke to notch 15 points for Acadia. Young guards Tyand Wayne Taylor rone Carver put on a dri i bling and shooting clinic, meshing 11 and 12 points respectively. Froese managed to grind,

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We, the intrepid Imprint curling team, lurked over to Ayr (the capital. of South-Western Ontario] to get our ‘rocks off‘ in the first annual fall RonSpiel. We skidded into the parking lot just in time to face our first opponents with no warm up time or any practice. As I was our team’s skip,. it was up to Ime to formulate 0 sound team strategy. Seeing how none of us had any experience, and that the winners of each game buy the losers drinks, I came up with a good plan - ‘Lose to Win’. We played a most awesome first game. I managed to score our one and only point of the game. We lost in a most gracious way to our admirable opponents by a close score of 10-l. My tactic held true as they took us down to the bar, bought a round of drinks, and shot the shit. We were learning curling etiquette. Unfortunately for us, we didn’t try hard enough to loose our second game and ended up winning 4-2. ,Our second round opponents were not as amiable as our first and they just took the drinks we gave them and pissed ofIf. What happened ,,to the etiquette? We didn’t care though because we were too occupied with an orgy of beer, caps, and ice cubes fIying through the air in what was supposed to be the world‘s largest ‘Caps’game. Julie Cosgrove,. initiator of this major event, both the BonSpiel and the Ca s game, sat on the floor semiine Y3rieted and loo king rather silly in her little baby doll PJ’s urging those c# us who were sitting off to the side to joinin on the game. For our final game we faceh a far more competent team &an ours- they could hold their liquor much better, But fear not; we put up a good fight. We lost my great strategy and played’ to win. Our fearless 3st, Anna Done, stopped ‘hoggin ’ the hocks and threw some we1 f placed blocks. John. Hymers, our 2nd, put _ out and, scored some points to narrow the margin. All in all, as a team we ,really c&me together and Pulled off some great moves consildering that none of us had even held-a broom before. Unfortunately, all 0f our last ditch efforts were in vain and we lost 4-2. We ca&e in second last. For those of you who never took culling seriously before [like myself before Saturd y} think again. It really is a f un sport that is a good time to spend with friends or making new orles.

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struck out for the Stade Molson, the location of the weekend games. In game one of the championships U Vie beat UNB 1-O. We got there late and missed the goal. UNB was outplayed for most of ‘the game and the final score was indicative of U Vie’s domination. The highlight of this chippy game occurred in the second half when a UNB forward kicked the U Vie goalie in the head. Not only did the UNB player not get reprimanded by the referee the U Vie players also did nothing. The 1987 Warrior soccer team may not have had much success in the points de-

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the fast break. WLU closed the gap to 2-1 when Lyndon Hooper scored after a goal-mouth scramble. U Vie scored its third goal while Laurier had all its men pushing up for the equalizer. The final score was 3-1 for U Vie. If the Laurier goalie had bobbled the shot leading to first U Vie goal WLU would have had to push up and U would not have received many fast break opportunities.

It was U Vie’s physical dominance that won them the% national title. They forced Laurier into producing many errors that no other team that Laurier had faced was capable of doing. If Laurier hopes to win the national title next year they will have to toughen up.3 fact Laurie& only loss up until the national final was to Brock. Brock is the toughest team in the OUAA but are not nearly as skillful as U Vie. If U Vie does not lose too many players they could easily win the national title next yea:.

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Men’s basketball As one of the most popular Campus ret sports, there has been a lot of alction in the basketball leagues this term. The A league saw the only two undefeated teams face off in the final game of the season. Paul Shafer and the Band defeated, the Hounds in what may be a preview to the men’s basketball I final. The B league revealed only three undefetited teams out of 36 teams. The Pink Flamirigos, The 2A Team and North E were ranked first, second and third at the start of the playoffs on November 15. The skill appears to have improved over past terms as some of the more experienced teams have not done as well as they usually do.

Congratulations go to the Kinners, who are now the 1987 women’s flag football champions.

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Campus Recreation is still hiring . for the Winter *I988 and Spring 1988 terms. If you are interegted in earning some experience for your, resume and a little spending money, Campus Ret may have a job for you. The following positions are available for the Winter 1988 term: referees in chief for volleyball and broomball. These positions are available for the Spring 1988 term: referees ifi chief for softball/slo-pitch, hockey, basketball and soccer; conveners for men’s and women’s basketball and soccer. Stude’nt assistant positions are available for the positions of fitness and aquatics co-ordinat or. . If you are interested in any of these positions, please contact Peter Hopkins in PAC 2039.

The night of November 11 was action filled at the PAC as the men’s volleyball teams battled for the championship. Strong competition was seen as the playoffs progressed. The tension mounted as the two first place teams in each league faced each other. The finalists in I32 division were the Rehabs with Grebel ending up as champions. The B division had a resounding finai match played by the Kardiac Kinness as finalists and Southern Comfort the champions. The A division was very close match between the Flying Hawaiians and Six Pack. Scores for this match were 15-10 for Six Pack. After a long-struggle six P&k managed to take the se!cond qame 17-15.

. WARRIOR& BASKETBALL - Waterloo 58, Queen’s 56 - Waterloo 92, St. Francis Xavier 75 - Acadia 91, Waterloo @7 ” , HOCKEY - Waterloo 7, Laurier 7

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Tmvel fldd opportunity. Gain vatuable marketing experience while earning money, Campus representatives needed immediately for Spring. break. Trips to Florida. Call Campus Marketing at I-800-423-5264. . * Partltlm# babysitter(s) required Thursday and/or’ Friday afternw, Responsible non-smoker, rnj home, Refersnces. Beechwoad. 888+7772. N&u* Pood retail experienced, parttime persoq, required. If interestejd bring .your resume to 722 Belmont Ave., W. Kitchener..

Help wmGd. Downtown restaurant requires part-time waitress 11-3 pv., Mon. - Fri. Please phone 743-3016.

)Ik+d 8 ride to and from Barrie/Mid~DCI uree Nov. 28 weekerpcl. Will gas money. Cotin 745-7262.

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Word Frwouhg.

Essays, theuias. ce-

Eamyn, the-&

P&try

hoea & submissions wanted for Online 87-88. Oiline is ati annual UW Creative Arts Board publication. Submit with name, phone, address to Fed of Students office.

Tutor want&

TYPawo $UITleS 9tC. 13 y%afS ettperiefIc@. F88t reliable service. On-campus pidc-up, delivers. Call Sharon 748-1793.

WANTID

Call Studmuffin

Lfve On Cabpus

HOCKEY - Nov.

AVAlLAbLI

van going to Ottawa weekend of December 18th. IntereSted CaCi Rich at (613) 726-2992 (work) OF ($13) 7294S63 (home).

wcwk repoF%, bud

nes8 letters, reSumes, etc. Will cofrm Sp@lIing, grammer and punctuation. Electronic typewrit8r. Resonable rates. Phone Lee 986-5444 afternoon or evenina. 32- yean exp&ence. .7S dcwbb spaced page. IBM Selectric. Essays, resumes, theses;etc. WestmountXrb 8rea. Call Doris 886-7153. P-t, accufato typing and letter quslity word processing. Resumes, esSays, theses, bukiness reports. Fre8 pickup and delivery. Call Diane, !j%

1284. Klm’8 &cntaM

Services. Resumes. <term papersand thesis - Donefastand efficiently. Call 743-7233 or 7M2744. free pick up and delivery. 90 y+rn experience; electronic typewriter, .85 double spaced page. Westmount area. Call 743-3342.

pro-

Fa, prcrfe8don8l typing-word cessing by university grad. pick-upldeljvery available on campus. Grammar, Spelling, corrections availabb, Suzanne. 886-3857. t

Typln~ - 61 .O&paga (d.s.) for typist living on Campus (MA). 9OUI qualm pages typed since 1984. Call Karen Shaw 746-3 127:

Word

ma: Assignmen& 88sfdys, reports, . theses, letters, resumes, etc. Professionalty done on word praessor. Featuring euwatic spelf Neck. Reasonable rates. CalI bnvtime 746-2810. t-v Typht with teaching dsgF08. 6 1.00 per D.S. page. chsa to campus. ASP for Karen L. 746-0631.

Maggk

Cm Type

ttt Essays,

$1 .OO per page. Minimum w3.00. ‘-Fre8’- -piCkUp and

743- 1976.

Theses ch8rge delim~,

WO*” - RoGerH typing servicm. Offered 7 cjays/wwk. Work guaranteed. Call 578-6653/744-7628. Pick-ur, and deliver-v avaiIab)e.

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Hay, Stud! Surpriser

Happy 21 st birthday1 Lots of love from your Huggie Saueezie.

HOUSIWG AvrHABLr I)rmurry 1988. Furnished bedroom available for sublet in Winter term. share bathroom and kitchen with other students. Close to campus - Unitirsity at Philip. $2lO/month plus utilities. Call Andrew 747-3633.

Room lor rent for one female

nonsmoker. Large bedroom, kitchen, bath, close to plaza, no parking, 8220/motith. Call Barbara 747-0049 eveninas.

Ona roommate

needed to share twobedroom apt. in Kitchener. Five rninutes by car, ICI by bus. Female preferred to live with other feamle. Non-smokers. Parking and laundry. Room unfurnished, rest apt. is. 8180/month, Jan.-Apr., possibly longer. 743-7578. -

Fenrrb

toomat wanted to Share twobedroom apartment from Jan. - April. 15-20 minute walk to U of W. E225/month all utilities included. Call bebra 747-3608. Room avalkbir immediately for female. $220 per month plus utilities. Large clean house, Lakeshore Village. 20 minutes from campus, central airconditioning, gas BBC& laundry facilities, great roomies. Ask for Anna and leave name and number at Imprint. 888-4048 or 740-6911.

lndlvldual needed to’ ihare very comfortable a’partment in older hoine with two upp& year females. Laundry, parking, lots of amenities. In Kitchener, on bus-line. $200 plus utili. ties. 578-6417, Dorthea or Kim.

d&n. - Apr. Male non smokerto share furnished basement accomodation with one other student. Private entrance and parking; $45/week. Call 745-2002 or 888-3731. He@ IW - I’m living with three WLU students, and I need two U of W chicks %to even things up. Call and we will talk because this ad costs too much. 74731 89, Dewey. May - ‘Aug. ‘88. Fish be’droom house not far from campus. Q165./mo. includes kitchen, 2 baths, laundry, housecleaning, cable TV. Call 7464679 or 747-2828, and be settled for Srxina.

HOU8IWG

WANTtD

Montreal

- Accom&ation needed for two for winter term 1986. -One bedroom apartment or large room in house, etc. Near a Metro station. Call Jeff or Fleur at 747-3855.

Toaatln’ Janr - Customized utes frpm scratch.

song trib-

743-7343. I

GRAPES OF Wrath are playing at Fed

What am I going to do? How can I be sure I am pregnant? How should 1tell

1 lov8 the smell of peppermint

in the

my family? Can I continue in school? Where can I obtain good medical mrs? Call Birthright 579-3990.

evening. It smells of...backrubs.

With

fondest memories. Re&&iJ; f&‘&e return or information leading,to the return of a white Sekini ten speed bike taken from the chemistry 2 building Friday, Nov. 13. No questions asked. Call Dan, 747-l 836. Hey Studmuffinll Please change usl ;;:ned your green pants. P.S. Get a

Gay

man, successful but lonely, wishes to meet a ytiunger man for friendship and companionship. Serious calls onfy please. Doug 6583387. Dear Al-3rdJth Hope the battery hasn’t died. Click, buzzz...Case of beer for the shower head. Stay tuned...Coalition of Lunatics in Turmoil. Pmpactlve SPK’8, the SPQ’s are getting restless and are in desparate need of an SP, especially Jen, we’ll be ‘scooeina’ at Fed. To the cast of The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe, I am looking for a serious, long-term relationship, not a cheap, 24 hour Mazola session. I still, however, want to discipline you all, your S&M, Mark.

Pregnant? Lowing couple wishes to adopt and provide home and best of care for your unborn child. Working* with approved agency. Call Pat collect (416) 482-4508. V: How’8 about sharing erst B.

those wien-

Mr. Uwlstk, you make good...navaI french braids. With love and admiration, B & .V.

Flip; Chris, we want your “feet”. Granitic Abusives.

Francok the French Sieepwalker: You need your pyjama bottoms more than your girlfriend does. A bit embarrassed but more excited, V & 8. Gmg S-F: It was good to see you, hop8 to see more of you next time. Thanks, The Larch Sisters.

N8wt Friday, November 13th, I 1:45 pm. You stole my pet newt, right out of his tank while I was in the next ‘room. He was sick, and his twoaquari. urn-mates had recently died. How could you inflict a certain death on something so tiny and helpless? I’m disousted. Rest in oeace, Rover.

WEDWESDAY,

WOVEWDER

The

thelt.

Happy

bIrthdry Studmuffinl The big one-eight. Maybe next year we’ll take you to the Bomb, if “you may proceed. ” From some of the things you’ve .lov8d before - Michelle, Lynn, Rebecca, Gretel, Marge, Cathy, Little Gretel, Sluggin’ It Out, Spot, tady, Prince, Stu, Pudge, Christine, Rentry, Cathy, etc. .* To the cast of “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe”: i want to sleep with you all. Just don’t tell my girlfriend. Dave. pill lrrionntilon Hour, with Caroline Yagar, R.N. Thursday, Nov. 26 at 1 30 pm., CC 135. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Birth Control Cen-

Lost: All morals. Somewhere between Calgary and Waterloo. If found . please call Studmuffin at 884-9407. Watwlw swlmmlng white windbreaker taken from Fed Hall on Friday, Nov. 13 - Naismith Pub. If you tookthis jacket by mistake or know who has it, call Eric 743-0344. Reward. . FOUND Found: Strange new life from inside Studmuffips green pants. Not considered dangerous. Call Studmuffin to identify. 8B4-9407.

Hall.

FED FLIc)sS. The Untochables. ’ Showtimes are 700 pm., and 9:oO pm. in AL 116. Feds St .OO and NonFeds $3.00. CARIBBEAN

STUDENTS

Asaociation presents Cultural Night: A performance followed by a dance to ti held in South Campus Halt. Caribbean food will b& served, cash bar. 8:30 pm., Festival Room. Feds: S5., Non-Feds: 86

NOVEMBER

700

pm.

BLOOD

FED

FREE NOON hour concert featuring Soviet-born pisnist Evgeny Koroliev. Preludes and fugues from Bach’s The VI&#-Tempered Clavier, 8ook Il. 1230 pm., Conrad Grebel College Chapel: Sponsored by the Conrad Grebel College Music .Department and the Creative Arts 6oard.

NOVEMBEU

FREE SQUID giveaway for the Nth time at the House of Debates. Come early to St. Jerome’s room 229 as quantities are limited. No purchase necessary. RAINFOREST

ACTION

Group pre$ents: the Rainforest Action Network, swapping conservation for debt, buying Costa Rican RF, world bank fun, and morel 4130, Biology 2, Rm. .246. Everyone welcome.

Studies

GERMAN FILM Series. Die Blechtrammel (The Tin Drumb Dir. Volker Schlondorff (1979, 145 min.) 7:00 pm., AL 206. Film with English subtitles. Admission is free.

POTLUCK

DINNER at 6:30 in Hagey Hall 280. Organized by the Indian Students Association. lf interested please contact Rob 747-1582 or Kapil 7471975, to determine what food to bring. All welcome.

TUESDAY,

NOVEMBER

THINK GLOBALLY.

Act JocaIlyon the environment, ’ social justice, peace, women’s rights, grass roots democracy. CC 138 A, 7:00 pm. Working together to create alternate responses: Waterloo Green Party. Henry 746-3 168.

FED FLICKS. The Untouchables. Showtimes are 7:00 pm., and 9:oO pm. in AL 116. Feds 61 .OO and NonFeds 63.00. ’

LIVING WITH Cancer session. 7:3Oto 830 pm. at the Adult Recreation Centre in Waterloo WCDNL8DAY,

MOVEMbER

LAYMEN’S

EVANGELICAL Fellowship International. Bible Study at 7:30 om in CC w5. All are welcome. TASS ‘88 writers”Feeting. 7:00 pm., MC 5158. A FORUM ON Accessible

Professional Research & Literary Services

Transport8tion, co-sponsored by Action,Awareness (Beryl Potter, Chairperson) and K-W Access-Ability .(formerly K-W Services for the Physically Disabled) will be held at Victoria Park Pavilion from 7:oO to lO:~pm. Thisforumwill bring together Government Officials and Members of the public at large in order to focus on the issue of sccessible transportation in Ontario. For info call B&5-6640.

STUDENTS

CINEMA QRATIS This week’s Feature:.Whose Life Is It, Anyways? Movie begins at 9:OO pm. in the Campus Centre Great Hall and are free of charge.

EVANGELICAL’ FellowIntern&iontil. Evening Service. 163 University Ave. W., Apt. 321 IMSAI. 700 om. All are welcome.

UQHDAY,

Workshop. Prof from all areas of psychology will talk about graduate &hoot. Coffee and donuts. 2:CXI pm,, Psychology 3026.

SATURDAY,

meeting.

fLlCKS. The Untouchables. Showtime is 800 pm. in AL 116. Feds 81 .OO and Non-Feds $3.00.

Double Header. Liv8 impiovized comedy based on your suggestioiis. 82.50 per person. Door and participation prizes awarded. 8:oO otn.. HH 373.

GRADUATE

FASS ‘88 writers’ MC 5158.

ship

SPORTS

PSYCHOLOGY

NOViMBER

LAYMEN’S

)#ED A Break? Come out to the Mug Coffeehous8 for a place to relax, listen to music, talk .to friends, 8at homeEveryone welcome. made’. baking. 8~30 - 11:30, CC 110. Sponsored by Waterloo’christian Felloiivshio.

THEATRE

bUNDAY,

FORequal access todaycare subsidization will be presenting their case to the region of Waterloo, 700 pm., Knox Presbyterian Church Hall, 50 Erb St.,W. Show your support and attend. For more information call Wendy Rinella ext. 6305 or l-teether Allsoo ext. 3806.

DONOR Clinic. First United Church, King and William Sts., Waterlpo. 1:30 pm. through 8:OO pm.

CANADA AND U.S. Military prdduction - Independence and Sovereignty, a talk by Ernie Regehr, research director, Project Ploughshares and author of Arms Canada, 1987. 12:30 in EL 211. Sponsored by Science for Peace.

THURSDAY,

WOVEMSER

STUDENT

VOCATIONAL Advisors are offering help in identifying skills and interests, writing resumes and letters, developing interview skills and more. For Program Co-ord., JoAnn Hutch&on. 9:30 - 4~30 in NH 1004. TUESDAYS

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STUDENT VOCATIONAL Advisors are offering help in identifying skills and interests, writing resumes and letters, developing interview skills and more.For tb faculty of Arts, Evan Noden, lo:30 - 12:OO, ML 334 - Env. Studies, Romany Woodbeck, l2:30 2:30, ESI 344 - Science, Nora Ibrahim, 1:oO - 2:30. ESC 251:

WEDUESDAYS EVENING sermon.

THEMAS: CHRlSTlAN Fellowship qpp8r meeting. It is nev8r too late to join us. Everyone welcome. 4:30 700, CPH 3388.

GOOD

GIRLS, Bad Girls; Sex trade workers and feminists face-to-face in a panel discussion. Feminist Laurie Bell and prostitute Vel Scott discuss issues from the bc& Good Girls, Bad Girls. 7:30 pm, AL 124. UW DRAMA presents:

“The Same Old Story”. Four seperate plays. 99 cents. 8 pm. T of A. Nov. 26 and 27. UW ORCHESTRA in concert featuring Victor Sawa as director. Come hear this newly-formed orchestra. Sponsored by the Conrad Grebel College Music Department and the Creative Arts Board, Federation of Students. 8:OO pm., HumanitiesTheatre. Admission is free. TURNKEYS AIRBAND the Bombshelter Pub.

FRIDAY,

contest

NOVEMBER

athe

FED ELICKS. Beverly Hills Cop II+ Showtimes are 7:00 pm., and 9:OO pm. in AL 116. Feds’s1 .oO and Non+ds $3.00. TWO UW bands - The Martha’s and Electric Factory. Rock ‘n’ Roll for Salvation Army at Bingeman Park 8100 pm. Tunes by The Dead, David Wilcox, 22 Top and more. Tickets at the door and Encore Records.

MOWDAYS BAGEL

BRUNCH, Waterloo Jewish Students’ Association/Hillel, CC 110 eyery Monday and Thursday 11:30 am. - 1;30 pm. (holidays excepted) Please join us for bagels, friends, conversation, Styrofoam cups, etc. Onty 81 .OO.

- VOCATIONAL

Advisors

are offering help in identifying skills and interests, writing r(wumes zind letters, developing interview skillsbnd more&r the faculty of Arts, Mwc Lamoureurr, 1000 - 11:3O, ML ,338 : Env. Studies, Romany Woodbeck.*’ 12:30 - 2:30, ESI 344 - Math, Kevin Las&, 11130 - 2100, MC 3035.

STUDENT VOCATIONAL Advisors arg offering help in identifying skills and interests, writing resumes and letters, developing interview skills and more.For the faculty of Science, Nor8 Ibrahim, 1%) - 3:00, ESC 251 - HKL$ Sonia Savelli, 9:30 - ll:20,t-‘~~H 1040. ..

PRAYER with choir and Conrad Grebel Chapel at 4:30

WATERLOO

STUDENT

The original social cult. Interesting people, interesting conversations. Chanting and flower: selling notional. 5130 - 700 Dm., CC 138.

STUDENT VOCATIONAL Advisors are offering help ih identifying skills and interests, writing resumes .and letters, developing interview skills and more.For the faculty of Arts, Even Noden, 12136 - 2:00, ML 338 - HKLS, Sonia Savelli, 9:30 - 11:20, BMH 1040 - Math, Kevin Las&z, I 230 1:30, MC 3035. JOIN THE conspracy of hopel We fight&r prisoners of conscience, fight against torture and the deeth penalty. Meetings are Wednesdays, 7:30 pm., 1386 in Campus Centre, WATERLOO GO Club invites all interested persons to open play every Wednesday-at 8:OQ pm. B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040; for more information phone 888-4424. GLLOW COFFEEHOUSE. An informal gathering of people who enjoy light conversation, coffee and fun times in a comfortable setting. 8:oO 11 :OO pm., CC 110. For more details call 884-GLOW.

WEEKLY

WATSFIC (University of Waterloo Science Fiction Club) -meeting. Upcoming events: Video Night and a D & D (Dungeons 8t Dragons) Tournament. CC 138, 6:30. LAYMEN‘S

EVANGELICAL Feltowship. Bible study. CC Is5 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome.

TAMIL LANGUAGE classes for elementary school age children will be held under Heritage Language Program from 900 - 113Oam. at Victoria School, 50 Joshep St., Kitchener. For more information call 747-0991, B852726 or 886-0338.

ANGLICAN SERVICES St. Bede’s Chapel, Renison College 950 am. Prayer Book Eucharist. - 11 :oO am. Contemporary Eucha‘rist Moose Room, Men’s Residence, Renison CoClega. . INFOR+l. SERVICE with contemporary music; coffee and discussionio follQvu. Conrad Grebet Chapel at 7:00

pm. SUNDAYS iORNlNG

BAGEL BRUNCH, Waterloo Jewish, Students’ Association/Hillel, CC 110 every Monday and Thursday 11:30 am. - 1:30 pm. (holidays excepted) Please join us for bagels, friends, conversation, Styrofoam cups, etc. Only I s1.00.

every Suncby.

dkGOlNG EVENT: Visitors are invited to discover and explore The Great Puzzle Exhibit. It’s a purtlement for everyone with sppts of puzzle trivia, riddles, mazes, films, guest speakers, special events and a “hands-on” game area, Free. Monday - Friday 9-5, Sunday 1-5. B.C. Matthews Hall, Museum

- THURSDAYS

WORSHIP

The Rev. Dr. Tom Yorkcelebrant. Communion first Sun. of each month. 11 :oO am. at St. P&l’s Corleqje. LAYMEN’S EVANGELICAL Fellowship. Evening meeting. MSA, 163 University Ave. W., Apt. 321 ,-et 7:oO pm. All are welcome.

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