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Campus trade debate ends in draw by Dave DuCharme The question of whether or not a free trade deal with the United States will benefit Canada remained unanswered at the close of a round-table debate held in the Campus Centre January 21. Pro~onents of the bilateral trade'anreement with the U.S. argued -that free trade would strengthen Canada's position on a global basis, particularly at the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade [GATT). But opponents to the deal maintained that the losses to Canada in such an arrangement far exceed the gains. The debate, sponsored by the Political Science Student Association, featured Dave Schaub, president of Uniroyal Goodrich Canada Inc. and John McDermid, parliamentary secretary for the minister of international trade, in favour of free trade. Opposing the deal were Prof. Terrence Downey, chairman of the Political Science Department (UW) and Bruce Davidson, national representative for the Canadian Auto Workers union. The debate was moderated by'Mark Yanikzewski, a masters student in Political Science. "The trade challenges we face

good or bad unless the deal is actually struck. "The problem is by the time we find out which case is correct, it's going to be too late," he said. If opponents of the deal are correct, Canadians stand to suffer a net loss of jobs, Davidson said. As many a s 500,000

today are really not just bilateral but global," s a i d S c h a u b . "Change is evolving all around us and I don't believe Canadians can isolate themselves from the dynamic competitive forces in motion around the globe. Status quo is the sure road to economic staenation." G h a u b said Canada has to protect itself from being "ganged up on by other blocks" throughout the world such as the European Economic Community. The US.has been becoming increasingly protectionist to combat such alliances and Canada will get squeezed unless it does something. McDermid agreed wlth Schaub, calling the EEC "fortress Europe". Canada exports 80 per cent of its gross national product to the U S . , with Ontario alone exporting 90 per cent of its production to the U S . and83 per cent of its imports coming from the southern nation. Currentfy, 80 per cent of all trade between the two nations is duty free. "It's the largest trading block in the world, wq,can't ignore it, nor should we, said the M z from Brampton-Georgetown, But CAW representative Davidson contended Canadians won't know'hhetxer tthk ae"a?ii

jobs could be lost while the government is forecasting a gain of only 120,000jobs. Canada could stand to lose their clothing and textiles, shoe, furniture and appliance industries. Furthermore, future investment will got to the United States, standards of living will decline and taxes will

Uplifting experience

comes full circle by Mike Brown Imprint staff The brain drain has come full circle for Dr. Alan George. Weeks and even months of speculation came to an end Tuesday when the board of governors formally approved George a s UW's new vice-president (academic) and provost. Professor George left Waterloo in 1986 following what he said was "an attractive offer" from the United States. While back on campus here Tuesday. he admitted "maybe you have to go away to appreciate things you

have so far." The former UW dean of mathematics was at Waterloo in 1971 teaching Computer Science and was dean from 1980 through to his departure six years later. A desire to administer and a fondness for working with people brought the distinguished researcher back t o Waterloo where, he said, "students are among the best anywhere." In 1986,when George left for the University of Tennessee, he said the "c6mmitment of government was dismal" in this country. He added that much has changed in two years. George said he is a strong believer in co-operative education - he brings to the job an openminded attitude. He said titles don't mean much to him while explajning that he does not plan on confining himself to a rigid job description. George said the role of university president has changed. He sees uw president D O U ~Wright a s a proven national spokesmen for post-secondary education.

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In 1988. the same Dr. Wright worried that the loss of ~ e o r n e to the United States couldhavga "very damaging effect on morale" at UW. The new vice-president [academic) and provost assumes his new post July 1. His duties will involve maintaining research and exposure to students in the lecture halls. Aa provost, he will oversee the daily operations of the university, a s well a s everything within the academic --L..--

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have to be increased to offset the loss of purchasing power. "Most importantly, if the opponents of free trade are correct, our social programs will be threatened. We could lose our political and economic sover-k eignty," Davidson said. Prof. Downey said the three big losers in free trade will be the textiles and clothing, food processing and auto m a h f a c t u h g in Canada. "Those who stand to win are those who are already powerful." Allowing the U.S. access to our energy supply will undermine the ability of future Canadian governments to serve the public interest in an uncertain energy future. Prof. Downey said. "We relinquish sovereignty over energy prices and supply. Any sovereign government must retain its ability to move,,when it's appropriate to do so. Moreover, Canada will have to drop many of its environmental industrial standards to put it on the same level as the lower U.S. standards. Canada's tax regimes will also have to become similar to its southern neighbour which will threaten the nation's sovereignty. McDermid said free trade will mean lower prices and greater selection for cvnshmers. Canala's exporters will r a a l h e greater trade opportunities, in:reased ' domestic processing, manufacturing, greater productivity and international competitiveness. The agreement will allow reasonable time for necessary adjustments and job transformations, and a dispute settlement mechanism will allow Canadian exporters to make appeals before a binding bi-national body. Canadian agricultural marketing systems remain untouched, export subsidies will be prohibited and energy barriers will be eliminated to trade oil, gas, coal, electricity and uranium. The Auto Pact will remain in place and a new 50 per cent North American content requirement for automotive products, presently not covered by the Auto Pact, will encourage' foreign automakers to purchase more parts from Canadian manufacturing to gain duty-free treatment, McDermid said. Downey said, however, the Auto Pact will become meaningless if tariffs are dropped. Canada can't compete with U.S. companies based in Mexico using "69-cent labour" either, he added. Davidson agreed, saying the deal could also encourage companies to close shop in Canada and move to Mexico. "That can already happen," continued on page 13

by Mjke Brown Imprlnt staff Adminiktrative plans to sell five acres of University of Waterloo land were shelved at least temporarily January 26 by the board of governors after some members questioned both the necessity of the sale and the proposed selling price. At question is whether the

proposed agreement between UW-and Waterloo North Hydro is in the best interest of the university or whether it's iust. in the words of one BOG member, "a gift to Hydro". UW Treasurer lack ~ o b b recommended that five acres of North Campus property bordering the Fischer-Hallamn Road be sold to Hydro for $150,000. continued on page 13

B-BALL HOCKEY SKIING See page 25 .

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Saucer nuts collect stories. They also collect

pictures. These pictures are pictures of flying sencers. They may look like blurry photos of the family rodent, but they are i n fact interstellar starshioa. sometimes these stories end these oicILIP, r d l e r w J and publ~,lmd i n a real b&.k By a real pubhh.ny company And sold .lr n u n l m m n 'Thls tend^ to awe books 3 bad name Inspecting any one oi these books gives one a reasonably goad idca of just how the UFO devotees seem to h e w en endless supply of aaucer stories, given how they exchange anecdotes like baseball cards. One example is the late 1. Allen Hynek's Edge of Reollty. i n which Hynek gives several exam les of both American and Soviel astronaut sigitings of UFOs. Hynek suppliea same 16 alleged aightings [some with photos] that occurred between la82 and 1868, sighlings that prompted UFO critic lames Oberg to take a crllical look at each one. Some examples of Hynek's precious sightings, and Oberg's mundane conclu-

-.-May ..-. 30. 1962 - XI5 pilot roe Waiton photo.innr.

graphed five diec-like objects. This story oppears to be ocompietefabricotion. Thereolpilot'sname wos Joe Walker. July 17. 1962 X15 pilot Robert White photographed objectsabout 30fect away from hiscraft while about 5a milea uo. Riehl ond as he re-

tndcedthey were not, sincd the astronauts were talkine about four bogs - of , trosh lhev hod thrown ovarh&d on hour earlier! One uf the must plagiarized examples on Hynek's list comes to us i n photographic form. Below. we have Enhlhit A, aphotagrsph taken December 4, 1965 from Gemini 7, allegedly showing twin owl-shaped UFOs with glowing undersides. Exhibit A ioses some of its clout, however. anceane discovers that i t Is simp1 a photo-enlarged, hlatantly airbrushed reprodiuction o f Exhibit 8, a photo of the nose of the spacecraft with uunlight rsflecling aft two rocket thrusters. The rest of Hmek's vaunted list fares no better.

Tales of saucer accidents also have a habit of coming up around the campfire, the most infa;: aus being the alleged saucer crash i n New Mexico i n 1W7 near Roswell Army Air Field that was [of course) scandalously hidden frnm the public for the next 40 years. This is supposed to represent iust another example of a vast aovernment UFO cover-up; i n one U~Oinvestigat&'8words."acosmic Watergate." Nbw, before we go m y further, yuur humble columnist would like to point out why, lack of evidence notwithstanding, he holds some ssriuu. hilosophicol objections regarding E.T. and why /e refuses to go home. Consider, i f you will, the notion of a vastly superior intelligence, a more technologically advanced race, capable of interstellar flight. Continue pondering the idea of such a culture which. having somehow locatcd us and To: Dr. Don Ranney journeyed across the vastness of space at sub. h L . " liaht weed f o r e number of wars, seems to have nothing more constructive t i do than harass our commerclol airliners. buzz our pickup trucks and impregnate our women. Thie i s Laurel and Hardy on a cosmic scale. theThme Stnogra nf thespaceSipmad: Anonymous waye. The crowning touch to all of this isthe thought of these intergalactic juvenile delinquents, i n a burry l o get wherever i t wan they were going, having forgottendheir beg of spare parts at home and having their surprisingly unreliable craft occaaionslly plant themselves at high s ~ e e dinto some remale desert, thereby ruining thkir whole day. End of digression. The Raswell incident menl~unedabove is s storv that seems to have a lifeaf its own. Havine w n i 4 0 yearsdrsprrotrly w y m 8 t u \ r r i i y thitol; w~lh a s p c c t n c u l ~ r l ~ c k o f e u c cthe ~ ~ sUFOluu~s!a c w t d cerratnly be fornlvrn for lrmnn the whole thing lapse, but UFO& ere nothingjf not tenacious, determined to finally unearth the incuntraverlible evidence. that "smoking pistol" that w i l l finally vindicate them. And i t sp ears they've finallv found it. i n the form of slreced too-secret ~ ~ ~ ~ Amirican documents that not yol; verify ths crash but report the recovery of four alien bodies from the wreckage. The July 4. 1987 issue of the Toronto Stor contains an article hv nns Terence Dickinaan. who desrnbc, the 66) dnrumenlas 'a purported br.d ma paper l o Premdrn! Dnonh, t ~ ~ ~ n l' r e~ ~e r P alnlna the exlotenre of Oneratlon Ma~ertnc-12

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Imprint mtalf The election ofexecutiveofficere oT UW's Politicsl Science Student Association [PSSA) for the winter has heenthecentre of a growing controverny. Political Science students, who asked not to be named, claim the election was not properly conducted. They s a y theadvertlsing of nomination opening and closing dates and elec~ion day notices were poorly o i r o u lsted. Students mentioned that can.

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Is practice normally disallowed during elections) was &he first indication thac an election w a s actually underway. A s a " c l u b ranleditsidentity and funding from the Art. Students Union [ASUJ. t h e P S S A i s required to have any constitulion approved by the ASU. This election was held under standards set by an unapproved Novembcr 26. 1887. PSSA constitution. In this new conslitulion, election guidelines are

definedmorespecifically thenin an sdditional executive oosition, thst of co-op r e p r e s e n t h e at large, ia instituted. The new co-op repnaentativs hasbeenestablished to"lookout f o ~ t h e i n t e r e s tof s theco-opsludents in the faculty". Although the position involves only co-op. both co-op and regular stream Political Science student may vote far the representative. As well, those co-op students not on campus this term did not have ballots mailed to them. Co-op mail-outs are required in mast csmtnus electiana. ID- response to the criticism. David Leis, president of the previous executive responsible for

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by 1acquia Griffin Imprint staff Although the project is far from gelling underway, the University uf Waterloo is getting much closer to providing the campus with more athletic and recreational facilities. With the help of a number of committees on campus, the need to update current facilities is finally being recognized. ludy McCrse of UW's Atliletir Department chairs the facility development committee which has cummled information lolead to the university's eventual proposal. She slates, "Although the PAC is run as effectively as possible under the circumsiances, the burden on this facilitv is

siiy spurts, a s well a s a n extensive campus rrcreaticm program which is generally rated as "se. cand to nnne". The Physical Activities Cornf e u , con&uelcdin ISBB,can no onger meet the needs with the incressed numbor of studenta, she said. This is further demonstrated through the stipulations made by the m i n i ~ t r yofcolleges and universitieg inregards todesignsted recrealional activity space per sludent. Waterloo, &hich hasthefourthlargestuniversity po ulalian in Ontario ranks f o u r t t from the bottom(of 151 intermsof recreationalspace

for its students. it is currently serving only two-thirds t o threequarters of the student populaI,"". The pressing concern for greater l a c i l i t i e ~1s also bcing documenled by the quality of student life committee. The group. which includes Federation of Students President Ted Carlton and Vice~President(university affairs) LisaSkinner, haa conducted its own study to help evaluate the issue ofaludent life on campus more effectively. The study, ent~tledthe Knapper Report (information was compiled by researcher Chris Knspper], was conducted among students from a variety of faculties on campus. The mterviews dealt with attitudes to life on campus and the most significant changes they would like to see implemented. The conclusions of the study listed a number chant toward whetstudentsfeelie"I h e ideal university". This w,as based on educational concer no. camnus amenities, social f BC~ura:and~srsunal/prychologi~ csl satisfactionssndgoals.Topping the list of campus amenilies i S 0 "well-equipped physical acti vihescentre with weight room. ind o o r t r a c k . o l y m p i c po 01. whiripool, etc? Social fact<3r6 were topped by increased& 301 spirit, and psychologicdfactl l l 8

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]im Hayhurst gave UW students effective advice and insight into the fins art of career advancement Monday evening as part of Arts Week '88. Hsyhurst is the current chairman of Outward Bound Canada and president of Hsyhurst Advertising Ltd. In 1087 Hsyhurst faundedThe Hayhurst Career Centre. The centre's main functionis to share with individuals the knowledge. acquired through its research, of whet companies are looking for when hiring individuals. The basis of this stems fram the fallowina statement aiven to them fram major company in Toronto: "We get about 400 resumes each year. Aquick glance dismisses over 80 per cent of them. Twentv oer cent " m i a first interview, five per cent, asecond one. Less than two per cent get a lob offer." Hayhurst say. he feela that being qualified for s job simply isn't enough. He atsted: "There are simply so many qualified individuals. What vou must do is focus an your qualifications and quantify them to prove that you are worth more. otherwise you will simply be pert of that80 per cent."Therefore. Heyhurst says compiling a resume is much mote t h a n a lirtingafeverything uou've ever accomolishad. A focused resume that contains only

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tion and develapment.canbe era!+ at UW in groups of 10 l"d,"ld"~l~ or more. The fee for theseservicesia$400 erperson. The centre also ofLrs a twaweek Program for grnduates "who have no idea of whel they want to do." The program offers a self-assessment and well as an extensive job search process. The Hsyhurst Career Centre can be contacted in Toronto at I4101 787-1833.

Clue-so solved On New Year's Eve, the students oftheUniversilyaf Waterloo last a close and trusted companion. Pounce de Lion. after leaving a locslpubinscanfused and drunken state, went to the Dana Porter Arts Library where, outaide the Locked daora. he was found dead the following morning. The comnsr has sttributed the cause of death l o over-anxlcty brought on by s chronic case of curiosity. A history of curiaaity runs in the de Lion family. says their family practitioner. The coroner warns the community that curiosity is contagious. and warns ua away from bookworms and keener9 who likely carry this potentially fatal disease.

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Inequality pro It appears there will always be feminists who miss the point. Eco-feminists are an example of one such group. O n Thursday evening (Jan.211. Katherine Davies, manager of the Environmental Protection Department for the City of Toronto, gave UW students insight into the theory. She did so after first clarifying that she herself does not aspire to the philosophy. The concept of eco-feminism i s based on the premise that women are closer to the natural world than men. This stems not only through the experience of childbirth, but it i s also linked to the oppressiun and control of nature by men. The theory can only be backed by the"feeling t connectedness to the earth a n d the ecosystem." As a result. eco-feminists feel they must create e new lish a matriarchal society t o repair the da patriarchy. Not only i s the theory largely unfounded, it represents an arrogance on the part of these women that mirrors the same nttitudes they themselves are so much against. Despite the fact t h a t they feel angered'through a n unfounded approach to male superiority, they somehow feel justified in proclaiming their own "women are really better than men" philosophy. There is no doubt much damage has been dune lu iheecosystern through companies operated by male management. However, to state that somehow being maleislinked tocorruption of the environment, o r a lack of concern thereof, is a totally unfair assumption to make. Perhaps it is the power that corrupts, and not simply the fact that they are male. From this perspective, women in these same corporate positions would The free trade debate con- ignores the fact that the final 1i.S. form the largest trading also make these equally environmentally hazardous deci- tinues. It is a vital debate, for deill wss~onciudedtnaiarlmin block in the world, and most of sions. Indeed a s women advance in the corporate world, this thisissue willaffect the futureof ute panic. mntlnwd on p g e 9 At present. Canada and the O U I C O U I I ~ I ~ .Unfortunately, it is outcome holds more and more weight. The encouragement of environmental protection via this { c ~ t ~ ~ ~ A ~ ~ r ~ ~ ~ ~ $ theory cannot be disputed. What must be argued however, is ~son, ~ representative far the fact thateco-feminists feel that t h e a n s w e r to theinequalcanadism workero ity between the sexes is further inequality. Patriarchy or pointedautatiast wepk~sround. matriarchy, one represents the same amount of arrogance as tableon free trade, i t is adebate the other. I n t h e fight for trueequality,eco-feminismissimply whichmust take placeata hypothetical level. we wony know Perrin Beatty found out of poverty in Central Amera ~ i a n step t backward. whether thk deal is good or bad first. HetoldBrianMulroney. ica than by killing the poor: once Now, I understand. Thank you Contrasl Iran and we enter into it, and until Jacquie Griffin we enter into it, there's no going I h a d a l w a y s felt the Iraq are well on their w a y to back. Therefore, what we must world's governments did not solving any populationprablook at is the best case scenario do enough f a r the poor. lem those two nations might the w-8t 8cenahungry and sick. I US. t o once have h a d .he ~ o v i e t s Even governmentreportsindi- think the powers t h a t be p u t are being equally accommothe long term survival of the dating in Afghanistan. I must s a y it hurts when I realize the official school paper, iobs, Reagan's MX could be the is a potential gain of environment a t risk infavour Imprint, has not quite performed up to s n u f f . It b u t h e r d me 120,0W jobs t o apes. of s h o r t t e r m industria; most effective cure known when UW President Doug Wright referred to the campus ~ i b lass . might gains. I never thought the for AIDS, cancer and numerl ~ of s w . 0 ~ we media but only mentioned the UW Gazette a t the al]- gainaslightincreaseinpurchss- members of the Ronald Rea- ousotherdiseases.Aslongas important lanuary 26 board of governors meeting. ing pawer%300perpersanfor gan Concerned Citizens Club no regional conflicts erupt When Federation President Ted Carlton mentioned Imprint the law-income hracketandDBO0 spent enough of theirtaxpay- into full blown world wars, a during his presentation to the board, no one in the Needles for the middle-income bracket. ers'money f~ghtmgpollution, small number of the thouHall Board room seem to take notice. Even more sohering, is On the other hand. we lnaY be ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ p u disease. l s t i o or n #and8 of spare nuclear miswhen Gazette editor Chris Redmond confided that he hadn't faced with lhe loss of several international tkrrorism. siles would easily solve the industries, including textiles, seen the Imprint around Needles Hall for weeks. shoes, Terrence T h e n I understood. BY acid rain problem, and, if our Almost every crucial happening a t this university i s vocal- Downsy, of the p o l i t i pouring billions of dollars g r e a t l e a d e r s c a n w a i t ized in the forum created by the periodic Board of Governers' cal science department, pointed into arms development3 pro- another 50 years before getmeetings. I guiltily admit that Imprint h a s not been consist- ,,t that lower prices are worth duction, a n d acqulsttlon the ting around t o the tropical ently represented a t the board meetings. Because of it. w e little if people aren't working members of this exclusive rainforest deforestation crihave missed important, relevant news. In other cases, w e and don't have money with d u b were indeed solving the sis, there will no longer be have been forced to rely on second and third-hand informa- which to buy thecheapergoads, world's most pressing prob- one. tion. The same trend exists in the coverage of Federation of The free trade agreement lems, i n a roundabout way. Truly the global arms race d m bring about a reducStudents'meetings. Since the track record hasslippedlately, ~ h sist just whatthese pea- is the panacea for the 20th people forget about the usefulness of the student press.This i s tion in future investment as it d i d in 1987, Leading the century's ills, just ask the t o s a y the service of Imprint will ceaseto beincomplete i n i t s ~ ~ ~ ~p a c k , t rh e U . 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event and expreas my pride in hsving been able to represent my country (the Philippines) on the dance floor. However. Ihc event was marred in the evening by an incident at FederalionHall whichi found to be ridiculous to the point of ludicrous. he event arganizer~had came up wlth the idea of presenting a dance finale in the early evening. shartlv before the Messeniah concert. ;hich involved ail the nstions participating in the cultural caravsn. I wsaparticularly willing to lake osrt in thiseven1 hcc~llseI thoushiit would present a coiourful contrast in the various cultures

resent. My dance partner end'] pad elected t o perform lhs Philippine candiedance for the finale, as it has received a favuurable response earlier in the afternoon. On arriving at Ped Haii for the performance, however. i war met at the door by a staff member who refused me admittance on the grounds I didn't have s ticket. Whsn I explained o him that I was there to perform, he sen1 me around to the heck of the hall (by the outside), which forced me to wcambis, along with my two oung children, across several icy gill8 end driveways to the loading dock. There I waamet by the same staff pereon [ h ~had mereiy

crossed the hail] who proceeded to ~ith refuse me sdrniftance exactly the same words as before. We were finally sdmilted by the assistant dance organizer. but the trouble did not stop there. The manager of Fed Hail. despite being apecificsily informed thst I was there lo perform, hesitated and stood beside his employee, who merely understood that "no one gels in without a ticket". Subsequent performem arrived and ancormtsrsd the same problem, hut were admitted when cerevsn orgS3"iz.r~ were finally able to explain the dtuation to the Fed Haii slsff. By this time, however, i had been comoeiied to leave: as a resuit. my country was not reprssented in the dance finale.

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Thia is my first ymr at the University of Waterloo, and Saturday W B B my firat viail to Paderation Hall. It was aieo my last.

A Different Light Why am I gay? by Chris Gerrard [a pseudonym] Imprint ataft When I originally started t e wonderjust what it was that "made me gay". 1 w a s also uncomfortsble at the prospect of finding out. I thought that the very nature of my (andothers] question betrayed an inbred nation thst there was something wrong with heing gay -sort of like, "if we find out whet that problem isthenwecanfix itt.

woman] dying a n d those w b o know, love and need him (her]? Dosm't Chriat tell ua "not lo do unto 0the.n who1 we wouid not have done unto us"? Is that just good advice to keep the social machinery running smoothly, ardoss Christ see something morally wrong with causing Pam, auffcring and anguish? If there issomething wrongwith causina oain to humans. can't we

ilowwer. as my mommateput it. peoplein the know' nolonger put il a8 "ftndlng oat w h a ~causes hnmnaer~oal~~y", blot rather. a subtle, eorhsos. but "frndwg aul what couses oexunlitv" impariint difference. That differende removes the siigms'of 'discoverinn the mot of a disease' from sex research into same sex o~wntaths. Over the course of the next couple of columna. I will look Into same of the theories concerninn the d e v e l o'~ m e nof t a same-sex ea opposed to an opposite-sex orientation. Bell. Weinberg, snd Hammersmith (1981) have done the most camprehenaive study to date concerning the development of sexual orientation. They usedarampleof 879gay personsmatchedto s control group of 477 heterosexual ople. Ail subjects were naked questions about their childhoxadolescence. and sexual practices during four-hour fsce to face interviews. The resulta of. the interviews were analyzed statistically to discern factor8 cantribvting to the daveiopmsnt of same- or opposite-asx attraction. Because of the excellent methodology of this study. l will n f e r to it frequently in this column. Some of the theories about the development of a same-sex miantetion relate to life incidents, parenting paradigms, or psy:hoiogicsi attributes of the individual. Bad heisrosexual rxpsriences or the inabilitv to attract omsons of the oowsite sex ere often ctted aa causes oieamc-sex dr~entstion.' " ~ l l ' a l e s b l s n n r e d s lo a good lay". 80, h e just ncsda tu mrcl the nghr women" a n ~ l s t r m e n t athsl show this rdee. Research however indicates thst up to 70pcr cent of gay women havs h s d a e x u a l e x p s r i r n c e ~with men, any many h s v s enjoyed them. However, they prefer to be sexual with women (Kleich. 1974: Martin and Lyon. 1972). The analysis of the Bell study indicates that "homoscxuai orientation amons females reflectn nelther a lack of heterosexual sxoeriencs

likely than heternsexual individuals to have initial aexual encounters with s stranger or adult. Same believethathomasexuaiitv can bc"oaunht"framaomronr " elae,especlaliy awdllmkadteacher Hawavrr,sseme.srxonanls. t m appears to be estsbllshed even before school age. and modelmu l a not a relevant factor IMsrmor, l98Ol i n a t h e r common belief refetes to family backgroundandchildhood cxoeriences. Freud 118051 maintained that the reiatianahio wlth U M ~ Rfmhet and muiher &R e CPU&I f a c I o r m t h r drvaiodmrnl of a same-sex urtantalran Freud h e l m e d people were ~ n n a w l vhrsexusl. but wrth "normal" dcveloomenl. the" oaered thraug6 a "hamoeratxc" phase m the procsds of establishing s heterosexual orienlation. He fall, however. that individuals could become "fixated at the homosexual phase If certain conditions existed. especially if s bay had apoor relationship withhie father and an overlv close reistianshio with his mother. h t e r c & s ~ studies sttempicd tu conftrm thr* h y p o t h e m A sludy by l r b ~ n gBleber mdzcsted thsl cerlarn pattern, were fmouentlr found m the famtlv hacknroundl of homaarxud c l m x s

factor in ihe development of s asms-s& a r w n t a t m h s s not ye1 brrncstabltahsd Many gay personsdo not hsvethesbovetypeof famhly hsetory. whereas many hrtrroaexuai persona do The Bell s t u d j found some correlation between h a m ~ r e x u a l i t yin males and o a o ~father-son reletionshioa. However, the" state thst the t r s d h o n a l psychoanalytic moddof theimpactof parents iscxaggerated. Onthebaaisoftheirlinding~~nooo~set offe.mil circum stances csn be ainglad out as "sspscieily conssqusnlislrar sithe; homoesxusl or heterosexual development" (p.1901. Many psycho-aaeisl explanations br aama-sex orientation implicitly assume that it i s a less permanent condition than hateroacxualitv. and thst it mav 'rinht itself' undrrfavourablsoandir&~d;thsr.peut~c inlervsntton for pay trons SO& 1herspt.t. and bteexusl persons wRo a m h q N y dlatmssed by their orientstmn and wmh I U develop a heterosexual prsfemnce. Msotwasnd Johmon did some p r e l i d n a r y workin thii ares, describedintheir oublication Homossxuolitvin Persoectiva110781.However.Masiere and lobnann havecot& under hcev c ; m c h for theirclarm of conwrlmg ' homoscxusl" persum t o k t a r o s s x u e l funcllonlng end far thsir research raoorllnn and mathadolonv IBsrlow a1 s l 1880; Zilbsrgeld and ~u;ns. 160; Bell r t al.. 16%?j.M a n y of the nubiects mev havs been mis1aheleda~"homoasxual". b e i n ~ i n f a c t h & m x u s i in makeup, but hevmg had bed hctsroscxud expariencss, rnducmg them to lurn lo homosexual prsctles. Molt thsrsp,.,. '8"'thst .xcl".lu. hnrnn.ox,,.li*y ,..rtnm.ly rl,ff,r,,lt tf no1 imoossiblr. to r h s n s r to functional and snliefaolvrv heterasex;aiity. In aummary, none of the studies done to dale h a w shown s particularly strong element thst would psychologically induce or csuse a same-sex orientation. Thehere are a number of thaoriss, bul not one h s s been prnven as conclusive on the matter. Next week. I will dlscuss some of the biological based thaoriea - stay tuned!

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I have tb conclude thst when God told ua no1 to kill. Hchad pain and auffaring in mind. A worid where men (women) csuse no pain to each other or to any of thecreetures in t h ~ i r,"idst i. an idesi. 1 believe. God would have us strive for. A vegetarian diet ia but the first step to such n humane and Godly world.

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forcement for sexual relationships wit6 members o t t h e oppoalte sex" (p.108).

Another myth shown tohefalae by the Beiiatudy is that young nen end women are seduced b y alder same-sex oiiented & o p k esuiting in tho young person's homoaexuslity. The data indicates hat most a y persons had their first samesex encounters with omsons a f o u l thsir own aas. i n fact, nsv Individuals were i s m

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To the d t o r . An Open Letter to the Msnageraf Fed Hell

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Congratulations on hosting s fine evening of live raggse music with the hand Mcassnjsh on Isnusry 23. Unfortunstely certain anpectaof theorganizationleft much to hs d s s i r d Arriving s t Fed Hall ehortiy after 8:30 p.m.. Iencountereds line of patron. which axtendd down the ramp and into the vestibule. This aermcd highly irregularto me considering thst tickets had been sold in advance. A sign wal posted, in the lobby. which asked UW atudents to queue on tht right end sign-in gueats o n the kft. I wined the right ride of the line. Inquiring with those ahead of ma. I datermined that the majority. arovnd me held the required tickets and student ID. Not understanding why the line was ststic. I waited quietly. Eventually it moved ever so slightly end then halted for more than 15 minutes.

bouncers, there was nothin they could do if pea le did not follow the aigns posteBin the lobby. Frustrated. I shook m headaod walked away. After a d 1 wss inside and what did I cars about those faceless individuals outaidel Sometimes fichlinn the svatem is oinllass. ~ i d e y yacclaimed as the premier atudsnt pub in the nation, why does the managar of Fed Hall hire such ignorant bouncers. The bouncer had onlv to ask ~ e o o l e weiting to he si&d tn to'st&d against the left wall. His inability to rectify such a simple but frustrating problem seemed extremely inens. The oatrona are oevin. ,ha salaries ~i each one' dr ihese bouncera, why wouldn't he want to aaaist them in their to spend their newly acquired OSAP money7 Fortunately once inside, thereputation of our fine eatabliahmant resooeared with auoerh bar and wa&r service. ~ o w ' c s nsuch discreoancies exist st Fed?

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being able to peek between the venetian blinds I could see that Fed was sparsely apulated. Together with others 1 finally began to polltely push my way to the fronl.Twenly feet from To the editor. the lopoftheramp weencountered I like s amup blocking Progress because the clubs that psrticipated in the they needed someone to sign them Cultursl on 23 in. Pushing past this assembly. I for the the excellent job they did. encountered a Fed bouncer who aftcrcioseecrvtiny oimy IDletme Without them. the caravan would not have been such a succeoo. enter. I would also like to thank the Once inside 1 made the effort to inform another of the bouncers at following peapie for helping me in OPssnizina thls yesv'o event: lanet ~ h e d v v r t h r there l werrmsn) stu am19 at th~cear01th~i#newhotl1dSum. Borys Soranski, Philip Yu, not reailre the d d a ) cduscd at the Karen Ann Xsvier, Kapii Lshrai, lames Abraham. and Shanr Carfr,ont Wtlh a ftnednsplo\ ofln!, 1 1 genie, he informed mi that, a8

Few arc the students at U W who do not hsve at least one horror story concerning Fed bouncers. Thl. is m .ituatian for which there ia no reaaon or logic. The various f%cultics at UW are cnn.tantly b o s s l m ~aboulthc blah 8ntcBDCe Iqulremenl. at l h u~n l vrnity I wander where the mens g e r of Fed l o c a l e s t h e s e

Cauld this pcwibly he <rue? Mmybe ha gsta them from the "high-school on Univeroity Avenue East". 1 call upon the manager to take actionto improve the first sndlsst impremion atudsnta have when we frequent our Fed Hall. Plcaas remember Fed Hall belongs to the r t u d e n t ~of UW and not to you or the infamow bouncers you have himdl

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michael. Last. hut not least. I wouldlike to thank the staff i n t h e Federation office. Fed Hsll,andtheBombshelte? for their assistance in the Cultu'aiCaravsn' I hope next y e a h wrii be even

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mid board member ofWomenandEnvironments nd employee of the Toronto Health Department. mke to 70 studente about eco-feminism. Fundamentally. eco-feminism argues that the ppression experienced by bath women and naare in patriarchal societies has common features nd roots, that understanding the connections is isentisl to reclaiming end restoringnature;and tat B B women hove s closer relationship with atufe than men they therefore have a vital and ey role to play in healing the planet.

It must he realizedthat neitherecolosy narfem)ism are monolithic. But four basic principles of :o-feminism can be identified. Eco-feminism tresses the importance of a holistic approach to ving. It stresses awspeness of the interdependnce of all forms of life, with humans integral to. at separate from, the rest of the living world. It :connize~ the imoortance of non.hiersrchicai yst;ms: assigning'equal value to all parts of the ystem. And last1 , eca-feminism places emphaia on process phtrosophies In whlch end8 do not mtify means, in which the process of achievingis t least as important as the final achievement. There are two main approaches to explaining between women and nature: the histarinllideological strand lie. Carolyn Merchant] trarx the development of duslisms such ss man ersus woman. Such traditions are found in mylology, phltosophy, and ilrsrature. They areseen have roots in Judeo-Christian and scientific raditions. T h e p s chologicall hyaiological trsnd lie. Carol ~ t l t g s notea ~ l tEat the role of wmen has traditionally been seen as nurturing. mthering, caring. It has been assumed thst beBu8e this i s women's biological roleit must also e their psychalosirsl role. The response to this 1s linka

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purchase uranium; however. tariffs. However, because of an when it war no loneer in their increasing mood of protertion- mterest to buy t h e u t k u m , they ism south of the border, many hacked nut He is also concerned duty-free goods were coming bv the fact that the asreemen1 under attack. Thus. Canada &a negotiated in even sou ht an exemption from U S though it goes to the very heart of 0째F society t r a A law. As Davldkn pomted aul. we According to McDermid, we achieved almost everything we dld no1 arhtcvc our mern goal set out to achieve: reduced exemmton from U S trade law. tariffs, lower prices &d greater all th'st resulted was some good selection, a n d a d i s p u t e - will. He c o m ~ a r e dit to a union settlement mechanism. He says representatcve whose major the dispute settling meohaniam demand in contract ns~otiations guarantees that U.S. trade laws is a drug plan returnrng to his membership snd saying. "Well l will not he applied by lobby. There ia evidence, however. didn't get thedrug plan, but we'll that the dispute settlement get an extra holiday three years mechanism does not adequately down the road." In the area of ener y. McDerproiect us from U S law. The tribunal provided for in the deal mid atetsd that tra& b a ~ r i e r s ensures that, in case of dispute. have been eliminated. The free existing Canadisnand American trade agreement states that we trade laws are applied roperly: are t o sell lour Pnergy t u the 1I.S it does not judge wh& these at domeatlc price,, and the1 we laws are fair in the first place. give them proparuanal access This makes Canada very vulner- even in times of shortages. Peter able, binding us la the applica- Lougherd, former premier of Alberta, understands this to tion of U.S. laws. It was painted out by Downey mean that the federal governthat the Americans have on ment cannot intervene in the numerous occasions reneged on industry to the extent it did trade agreements when it was in throughout the past decade. their interest to do so. He cited This, according to Downey, will an examp18 in the late 19501. ultimately limit the role of the where the U.S. reached s gentle- government. He emphasized a man's agreement withCanada to sovereign government must

retain the freedom lo act in the my. "allow care to enter the Canadian public's interest when country d u t y f t e e provided they contain 50 percent North Amsriappropriate. Dawney emphasizes that the can parts and roductian." It is d countrv the" free trade enceement is more not a ~ e c i f i c wRich than sn econ"om~c exrhange 11 woufd hhae to be radu&d in; they could beentirefy ~ ~ represents a fundamental shift produced. This could translate tnr\nrd aotmratwn wnth our all. into 88,000 Canadian jabs. 1째K snuther~ncrghbarand away from our o w n sovcrrlgnty He Davidson oointed out that Tavota ia haldng its investment ;n streascs that the ecunumtc aspect 01 the agreewrw ~ a n r ~ u tCanada because it doesn't make m y mnse to split it. he separated from the poilttcal Canada's eknomic future is I t le i n w r ~ ~ t l nlog "ole that the aina threatened by the possible same m o d e who cl*rm that sovsreigity 'is not at stake have rise of the Canadian dollar. a l r e i d i given in to American Americans canaider fair trade to occur when our c o m ~ s n i e don't s mAiticd messwe in ssvinn " that ~ectoriaiagreements are impor- receive subsidies ihey themsible due to the political climate selves don't gel.This means that they don't want ta deal with a south of the border. Canadian dollar worth 75 centn. Downey also pointa out that in Downev admitted that there order to compete with the U.S.. would ha some winners under we would have to bring our reguthe agreement: these however. l a t i o n ~and t a x e r in line wlth the would be those who arc already Americans, thereby giving up powerful. Basically, we are Borne of our sovereignty to the sacrificing much in the hope of control of Amsricsn d u e s . securing U.S. markets, but there Marearer ilowncy rndlcsted ia little to indicate access to that rbuntnra where b l l s l n ~ s ~ these marketa will he assured. and navernmPnt connprato show We're dealing with a slight posgreater growth than countries sible gain for s handful of husiwhere the economy is industry nessmen and politicians on one driven as in the U.S. hand, and an immense potential McDermid and the govern- tom for more than 25 mlilion mentargue that theautopact has Canadians: the choice seems been left intact: in fact. it has clear to me. been gutted. While the proviIt has been argued that this sions of the oact remain. the agreement was ne&aasry to proenforcement mechanism h a s tect Canada from other trading been removed. Under the auto blocks ganging up on us, and pact, acertsinamauntaf produc- that countr~esm other trading tion activity had to take place in blocks have not lost their soverCanada: otherwise. tatiffs were eignty. This argument, however. put inta place. These tariffs are ignores the fact that Canada ie bow tu b; phased oul."removing dealing with one of the two B device which has been used to superpowers, a nation 10 times draw investments inta Canada." its size. sayn Downey. The EEC is not an apprapnsle Davidson drew a colorful example because the nations analogy to illustrate the lack of involved are all middle powers. oenaltv to enforce the limits set Morcovsr. Canada is in greater danger of integrationbecause we share a language and common roots'with the U.S. As Downey ointed out, there is a difference getween having courage to take risks and outright foolishness: again." Mnrenv~r.under theauto pact. we are nut dealing with anequal. Davidson offered alternatives 60 per cent of parts or lshor had to he Canadian. The new agree- to the free trade agreementment would, according to Dow- stressing Canada's need to

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Improve trade with other countrica. The U.S./Csnadian imhslsnce in iab terms muat he r s c t i f i a d : ~ c u r r a n t l y . Canada sxoorts more resource metoriels t o t h e U.S while we impon fmmhsd pradurts manufactured ~ ~ i by Ammcans Thrs ereetea jobs south of the border. Davidsan alsoemohssizedthe need forcertain seiegusrda in view of Canad d a sire. The fact of the matter is that the Condervative government in Ottawa aoofrd: Mulronev reneged o n hts promme not tb negattate s free tradedeal Now. wlth rtsrhstor~c,thsnovrrnmrnt is trying to convinc~Csnedians that it was the heat possibledeal they could come up with. It sttempts to suppr... studies which indicate the possible harm to our country. hoponents of the deal resort to putting down those opposed by discounting their arguments aa heinn "emotional". Well. I have to i g r r r w ~ t hDowncy who asked. What t a wrong wrth g e r trng e m m a n s l about the future as imp&tant as s little e h r a profit far a few of the wealthy: the difference ia that cold cash is more visible and many of us have trouble dealing w i t h abstract concepts. One has to wonder how sound the arguments of freetrsdepropanents are when they need to resort t o personal attacks. At one m i n t durinn the roundtdble \\hen rcteril. students applauded 8 wmnrk hy n n w n ~ ) ne war asked how manv people in the room hadtheirgradescontrolled by him. I also find it troubling that the government's rhetoricd pmpa; nsnds convevs to listeners the mprorsrnn that npponentstnthr deal have n u wnhdsnce mCansds'o s b ~ l l l vla compete internationally. i a ~ a v i d g o npainted out, m o m e n t s of the deal have confidekx that we can develop our economy on our own, without U.S. intervention. "We have the abilities," he stated.

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The Idea of a University The road to higher learning Last week we examined the scene in Brihin in 1852. as described by lohn Henry Newmsn. This week, we move tu Spain in 1930 and the writings of Spanish philoaopher Jose Ortegs y Gasset. Gasset developed the text of a speech to the Federation of University Students i" Madrid intu a short hook. Mission of the University. Newman wrote in 1852 as the delender af the worth of liberal education in an increasingly scientific world. By 1030,not only had science and professional education suoolanted liberal education as the pri&y purpose of the university, hut the teaching of "general culture" existed as a "residual stum The Missinn of the University is a pPhe for the restoration of eeneral culture in universities and for a n e w relationship between culture, science and the university. Gasset opens by stating that universities consist of the teaching of the learned prolessions and of scientific ressorch. Whet. he asks. i s missina? Whet

Gasset describes culture as "the vllal system of idem of a period. Culture is whst saves human life from being a mere disaster; it is what enables man to live a life which is something above meaningless tragedy or inward dis~P~CB.''

The acquisition of culture allows people to live at the level of their times. Ever the pragmatist. Casset sacribas practical reasons for this reform. "The man who does not possess . . . t h e concepts afforded by his history and biology. and the scheme of s eculative philosophy is not sneducate8man. Uness he should happen to be endowed with exceptional qualities, it i s extremely unlikely that such a man will he, in the fullest sense, a good dnctor, a good judge, or a good technical expert. Gaseet outlines the specifics af his new academy. His university has two roles. The primary one is to make the student ''a cultured person". The central port of hi. uniueraity ie n Faculty or Culture which teaches five disciplines: the physical scheme of the world (physics), the fundamental themes ofbrganic life ibialngy), the historical process of the human species [hiatnryl, the atructure and functioning of social life (sociology), the plan of t h a vniverae [~hilomph~!. . , , AS we I. h ~ un~vsrslty s a m a % make

the ordinary man a good professional" and teaches law, medicine, engineering. stc. To realize these ambitious goals a strict economy in curriculum must be developed. From each discipline, the teacher must choose "only what appears as strictly necessary for thelifeof the man who is now a student", and. furthermore, what remains must he reduced to what the student can learn "with thoroughness and underatending". Therefore, the study of phyeica does not mean a devotion to research but "the synthesis of ideas about the nature and functioning of the physical cosmos". In an interesting turn af logic. Gasset states that to understand the fundamental ideas of scicncs, the student need not know the techniques used, end, if one does, the ides is not fundamental. Gaaset's most eantroversisi recommendation is far the removal of investigative science from the university. He srisnr. nn a hioha, ntane than trdchtng for sclcn~e;a r t & u ~end leach ng inl) dlmn townvey whst has brrn c w r l t ~ d 'The ortmacv of s r l w L P h i d destroyed the h v e r i i t y . "It has lead to the elimination of the prime cunculture. It has deflected attentiOD

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sors and regard teaching as time stolen away from their work in thelaboratory or the archive.." To Gasset, this is not a denial of the importance of science. Instead. hcseesa symbiotic relationship hetweenthe univsraity and science. The teaching of general culture requires a borrowing "from science what is vitslly necessary for the interpretation of our existence". The scientific impulse to create knowiedge "is the soul of the institution, the principle whichgivesit the hresthof the life and saves It fmm being an autamstian. Science is to take pert in labarstories encircling the university snd orofrssara and students will come and bo hetween the two." This may seem contradictory to his idea of the sxolusianof the ~oicncee.but ~ l a s r m i tuscparstr s the 'centralpanuf the unwerstty w~ththezoneofresearch The unweroltv and the iaboraorv are distinct. corr&,iue or.ans in a i n m plete physiology." Like Newman before him. Gasaet is a psaaionats advocate for the realoratian of iib~releducstionorgeneraicvltureaa the mission ul the univaraily. Going beyond Newman. he attempts to recon-

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Contiamd from papa I The university's administrative organ, the Gazette, carried the headline "Mulroney pramises to open his wallet" in last week's publication. At last week's hi-tech conference in Turuntu, university adminisIrators including Waterloo's Doug Wright were entertained wlth a Mulroney promise of $1.3 billion over five w n r c for science and technal-

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lmber of students but also s dent of University Developmenti ,ange in the lifestyle uf stu- Iohn Delandria and originally dc,ntr ''Keening . ~ - in -~ r-h. m ~ ~e as ~~well - ~ = ~-known as WatFund, will hesin as maintaining a healthy integrated lifeslyle is a top priority in today's society and this in' cludes university life as well." the fiild house project. The Athletic -Denartment ~ r ~has~ ~ c c r a esaid it's important for students to have access espe- also begun its own endowment cially during peak times of f u n d w i t h t h e u n i v e r s i t y ' s stress. Currently, the PAC is alumni. which i s strictlv neared closed 80 to 100 days a yea" for to the development of'a~hletic registration, convocations and and recreational facilities. Corw r s l e fundinx, e s ~ e c i a l l vfrom exams. The affect that implementa- Eompanies vjhich ha& purtian of better athletic facilities is chased land on the North Camalso related la increased effectivenesa in varsity sports. "Alt h w g h a school's reputation for winning and good leadership are Of course, increasing student important, a uality facility for fees is also aooarihilitv Student the s p o r t c a n ~ 8 0be thedeciding factor for many athletes who are choosing a university, she said." Waterloo's varsity hockey team. student funded. is UcCrae feels that the -need ~ - ~once one of the lowest ranking teams in Canada, has moved to definitely there, it just may take placeamong the top seven teams some time before plans can be in the country ainceconstruction underway lo maet those needs. She said. "since the camdetian of the Icefields in 1982. McCrae said the timing is now of the Davis Building, ihis i s d s h t to begin raising funds. In cedlv the most dvnamic omiect September 1889. a new fundraia- in regards to pr&sals bf i n y ing campaign, led by Vice-Pnsi- future buildings." ~

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Robb's recommendation to accept the proposal was supported by Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Carroll. The mayor ails an bath UW's BoC and Hydro's equivalent decision-making body. She reminded the university that Hydro, too, is a public institution. Both Carroil and Robb implied that.

because of an existing 150-foot wide Hydro easement which run8 through the land parcel, development by anyone other than the utilitv. mav. be out of the question. I Carroll said the tramformer, which would be built with in five veara. is necessary to serve the universiiy. When Robb proposed not to sell the land. Csrroll qurpped, ''no power Jack, no power". Board member Michael McDonald. however, said "we are tight for money. we must follow theagenda of thisinstitution, not that of the community." Because of the lively debate on the issue the motion to approve the sale was tabled bv a sulit deririun. Murr inlormat h is d be but together before anather vote is taken. In the uriginal deal, Hydro offered to pick up the tab for the contractual expenses. The utility also proposed to keep transformers well hidden and free something at from being an eyraure leest one UW hoard member wants w t i n writing.

quipped McDermtd to his opponents' assertions. "If you're scared of Mexico, you must be scared spitle~eof China.". Prof. Dawnay said there were many flaws in making the deal with the'U.S. The rush in making the desl, thenegotiations driven by U S . Congrrsa, and U.S. protectionism are all areas of ooncern. The U S . wants a "level playing field" which means "gel rid of our aubaidiea," Prof. Downey said. Free trsde comea with a heavy priceCanada's economic and political sovereignty. Prof.Downry added. "It assumes the U S . will do for us what we shoulddo for ourselves. We are different for aresson end we're giving up on that." Davidson ssid the losses 'outweigh the gains of free trade and if theassum tions of the deal are correct. Canada willose. "If thsrs's m y chanie s t all that it's not a good deal, then I say we shouldn't be

entering into it." Schaub said there were risks involved with or without the deal. "We've got the weallhiert market in the world st our doorstep. Our labour costaarelower and I believe wecsncompete.Canada has far more opportunity than riskif we mansge it." Both Schaub and McDe~midsaid they did"'( see any risk to Canada's severeignty wilh free trade. Both said Csnsds has been exposed to American television. news, andproductaforyesrssndCansdians are no more less Canadian for It. McDermid wid Canada will retain the right to promate and pmtect its cultural industries. Publishing. film, video,sudio, video music recording, broadmating (including the CBC], and cable are all exempt from the agreement. "This deal isn't going to make me any leas s Canadian." McDsrmid ssid. "I'm a Canuck and damn proud of itl"

Robb answered questions ebout the lsnd asle at Tuesday's meeting. He reoorted that one sooraisei wasreceived from Dubrick~ealt~ithrlendiszonedfor commercial use and is estimated lo be worth $30,000 per acre. However. Robb also reported that if houses were to be built. tne land value wauld jump to $50.000 per acre. Furthermore. if townhouses were to be erected on the mte. the lsnd would be worth SlZ5,Ow an acre. Members of the board were split in , their opinion of the land sale. One member wanted to know why Hydro needed five acres to build a trsnsformer. Another sookraman said it "doesn't make sense".

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continued from previous page the doormen we were from Canada It worked. The offtcmls obv~ouslv wanted to impress us with their hospitality. A few weeks later, my Russim friends took me thr&h a botanical ~ a r d e n There . wes a museum, but it was closed for a few days. The old lady sitting at the entrance told us we couldn't go in. "But she's from Canads" said my friends. She hesitated. then insisted L would have to come back in three days. "But she's leaving for Moscow tomorrow," my friends lied. The woman relented, and said we could take e quick look around the second floor, then, within two minutes, she came upstairs to give us s guided tour of the place.

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ing for the ~ i n u t e m e n . ' f l R E HOSE w a s brilliant, and for those of you who missed the ahow. they're coming heck in the summar. Catch them then. And for those intrigued by tntarYleWS. check Out the flREHOSE interview in an upcoming issue of the Imprint.

Spiritual vibes at Fed Hall Cash back in W'IOO little of Measenjsh'r music to talkabout "favourites," theband has enough talent, originality of and raw enthusiasm to A packed and jumping Fed ,sound, crvercnme this. And did. Those wall exuberantly received lucal: fans in the audience enjoyed ly-based reggae demons Messome serious reggae. sanjsh last Saturdsy night. A A criticism heard pertained to better band could not h e w been the extended reggae-rap toasting found by the Caribbean Stuof Yaites andDugan. Thists urudents Associsti@i to highlight the chosen living room listhe celebrations of Cultural Car- ally tening of hard-core reggae avan 1987. The largely white enthusiasts only, and though it crowd, accustomad to the matnstream dance mayonnaise usu- was presented with energy and humour, it went on too long for ailv droaltdout at FedHall, were the tastes of this audience. Still. tre&d lo sn r v m n g of prune J o m s ~ c n nCanadlen allernst~ve t h e b r i m m i n e d a n c e f l o o r wbralmus. And whlle tastea wlll differ, there was no missing the undulatinn. cheerins mass who crammed 'bnta the asnca floor, eating this music up. Lead singer and major Mess m j a h force Ojiji Harvey sapahiy carried the band's impressive sound, while apllynicknamed "Tower" Sinclalr paced the stage behind him. Hail Yatea and Messenjah-original Saint Dugan each took turns uocalirina at hiah speeds. These guys Gapt a h - a s much as anybody on the dance floor. Even drummer Crash Morgan couldn't sit still, his outrage-ouslv cheerful nrin meeted with by Skot Cddwsll lmprinl s l d f

chanted the hsnd back o n stage far a further frenzied flurry of dreadlocks a n d a bubbling climax of the new single Crazy. (Also, a strange but amwing poke at T.V. evangelists]. The music of Messenjah, a s l n reggae traditionally, i s as highly spiritual as Soulhern blaok gospel. This came across Saturday night in the warm, positivevibes felt at Fed Hall. Aa far a s 1 know. nubudy even gut clubbed or bludgeoned by irritated bouncer-pahce. Isn't thst s nice ending?

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Andrew Cash i s no stranger to these parts, having w e n performed e l Fed Hall with farmer Queen Street mainstays L'Etranger, but lhis Sunday nigh1 s t The Princess Cinema marks Cash's first lnxalsppearance (we think) sans his fellow Camus namedrappers. It wiil also be a chance to hear ,.ttnpr lrnm hi^ upcomm8 LOID album for leiand Record9 Carh oema the f ~ nCanadlanael t lo be s ~ g n e dto a worldwide deal by the home of U 2 a n d T h e Wsiicrs, amuns others Cash 13c ~ r r e n l l ) n u r k l n ~n n h lane Stberry producer lohn S ~ t I z e r n nh t s d ~ b u l due o t i l in 8fewrnontha.arrcurd that has scribes and campus radio programmers alike typing

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andchatteringincessantlyabout s new Canadian superstar or something. The fact i s thst I've always found it perplexing why L'Etranger themselves never made it big. Three mini-albums of varying excellence culminated in last year's Stioks .ad Stonas four-tracker released to a deluge of goad reviews on Fringe Product and which was later released unde~Canh'ssolopersana

after the hand broke up withthe Island deal imminent (aman grumblings that certain ban! members didn't want to "sell out'' to the capitalistic wheeling and dealing of Major Label Land]. While previous platters were set apart by the tense edge of L'Etrsnger's dark. brooding pap. S l i J i r and Stones 'show. cased Cash's talents as a potentially ssioahle writer 01 hummsble eorr eonna. Time And P ~ ~ C L . B ~ ~ ' I ) O ; I O ~ T ~ O I S anthemir pap. pnr? and 8 m 18 even branulna la mmd the I I ~ P R of 'The Alirm~lthatlittlecompariaon was not intended to scsra off the B.!I.TOC~IBI BIIIODg ou .dthough 11 pruhdbl, shnuldlr a s h dues nut rubrcrlbe la the visionar pompusily ofthoreuccasionalry daft Welsh haircuts]. And it would appear thst it wiil be C a d i s melodicism and songcraft that will be pushed t o the fore s t The Princess, in the form of Andrew Cash's Acoustic M l t d o w n . It could very well slso he the last chance youget to see Andrew Cash in scharming. intimate venue of modeat sizs before he starts opening for Ro. bert Palmer and the dreaded U2 and God knows who else in the megastadiums of this fine hem. isphere.

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citement coniained in his live show. His latest British single Sign Your Name(thefaurthfram Hardiinel, contains the first re. corded examoles ofD'Arhv's live PPOWBBB. The main track. Sign Your Nomesoundr pallid compared to the three live tracks, in particular. Under My Thumb andlump. in8 rack Piosh work into tight, Sweaty grooves while Terence screams and wails in fearsome style. He can ciaim as loud and as long as he likes. but this mnn

by Trsvor Blair Imprint etsff Ninstaan eighty-slx saw the mrrivd of Tbs Scmaming Blue Msnsiahs debut I P , Gun Shy. Heralded on a level akin to that of the Clashs' pop-punk masterpiece London Csllln the Messia h s found themsekes in the awkward position of h s v i n ~to sustain a standard it took the Clash years to achieve. Since Loadon Callim IS a double aihum, it's awh!ly mnvenient to judge Blklni Red ss a continuation of the Gun Shy project. Bikini Rod is a slicker. more developed. and ultimately as equally infective an album as its predecessor. From the braincrashing opening of Sweei Water Pools. to thegrandsweeping exit Woltz. the album delivers craft Up"" ""ft,. The title track, musically a cross between recent Jesus arid

Mary Chain and lggy Pap, thematically hinls at the Messiahs' current lascination with America. Songs like I Con Speok American and lesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge expand on their fascinetion, without sacrificing their delivery or humour. The s u m t o behit I WannaBcAFlintstone. with ics Fred Flintetone guest vocals, submerges itself in playful Amencane, whilst lead Brit vocal Bill Carter contrasts with his unmistakable drawl.

b y Pistr Ststhls Imprint staff ~h~ is going to be papular as in a couple of years. I make this boldstatement the evidencP ~ ~ ..~thpir ....-.. album, Eya ofths~urrio.na their energetic concert at t h e m . amend a couple of months This gig waa somethingofanun. exoected bonus for local fans ~ 6 e i r a c t u atour l willbringthem bask to ~~~~~t~ again eamet,me in February or hfarch. ~h~ Alarm could easily havesold out a larger venue, yet they chrme to give their fans an intimate show at a nightclub. why7 ~~t me try to exolain. L& take Jlook at this from the of the ~~~~i~~~ record industry which ,,]ti. matel" decidas a .rouomsooou.

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fans, no1 ?or the masses (so iar). 'The band exudes spirituality and honesty in their lyrics and performance. Do l h ~ s epoints remind you of another band a few Years ago? An Irish b a n d ? N a w s popuisr band? TO get on with the record review. Eysof IhoHurricansis the W8l.h group's third and strongest album. It varies from an ~ c o u s t i clive version of O n e s t e p ClosciTo Home totheexplosive, electric Rescue Me. Shelter, and first single. Rain in the Summertime. The album blends a feeiina of raw. vital energy with a we16 c d t e d studio sound. The band's songwriting and playing skills are nrowing as steadily as their appeal. The final product leaves me waiting eagerly for theirnext albumand for theirnext concert. As with R.E.M. an album am. and with Uz during their w a r tour. this is definitely the timeto see The Alarm before they hecome the darlings of the Ameri-

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in sterling versions of George ]ones'clsssic weeper Good Yeor Fo? The Roses and the Glen Campbell- stamper Calveslon. done u p in rip-morting fashion. Keelor yells. "Tell me where can you hide when the whole world is ugly and strange," in Outskirts, bids goodnight. and we split before the encore, no1 a littie daunted by the prospect of waiting three hours in the coalchecklineupif westuckitout to the end. And maybe it wasn't as good 8 %the Fed Hall gig this past December, but i.m not one to gripe about a solid ninety minutes of a merely very good Blue Rodeo show.

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Otis sings! by Paul Dome Imprint amff Though the rumours of a New Year's Eve appearance s t The Hoodoo Lounge didn't pan out. Otis Clay i s back in town, bringing his usual inimitable deep soul fire. Since his firat appesrance here about 18 months ago. Otis has becoms s regular around the Southern Ontario area. His latest atinl will bring him to the illuatrioua Hoodoo on Februsry 4, 5 and 8 while this weekend he is in residence at Albert's Hall in Toronto. Likeallgreatsoulaingers, Otis started out in Church deepdown south. His firat R'n'B rscnrdings were made for One-Der-Ful records in Chicano, where his family h a d moved t o from Mississippi. Leter ha would recard for Cotillion Recorda, a subsidiary of Atlantic records. While there, in 1970. he cut a marvelous version of Pouring Water on A Drowning Man which i s availableon The Atlmtic Blue. Vocalirtl collection. His finest work wasdoneat Hi records during the earl mid 70s when he cams under 1; tutslsgs of Willie Mitchell. At this time, Willie w a s also roduciw both Al Green a n d Ann P&. of whom IAl in particular1 wera having immenne commercial success with aoms of the E m -

available o n e British campilatian called Trylag To Live My Lira Without You any record store which orders imports should be able to obtain a copy for you. Since then Otis hse kept buay recording both soul and gospel cecarda f o r smell spacialist iebels. Endless touring. including several tours to lapan, has been Otis' bread-and-butter. Believe me, the men can put on s show! During his shows. Otis nprisea his a w n finest mstsrial such as Trying To Live My Life, Messing Wjth My Mind, I Didn'l Know The Meaning of Poin, and Precious. Precious. He also mixes in a selection of soul peaches such as O.V. Wright's A Nickel 6 A Nail. Tyrone Davie' If I Could Turn BaCk The Hands of Time and Al Green's Lave and Hoppi-

Touring is this man's bread and butter. No one does it better

Bscked by a ti ht rhythm aection and puncIy three-piece horn section. Otia Clay runs through s more aucoinct history of soul music than you'll find in m y baak. Southern soul i s an endleaslv movinn and ossnianate mu&. and 0th ~lay'&robably the best living ractitioner testsouleverrecorded.Oti~'hi~ of thin distinguiafcd genre. gast hit at Hi was Trying To Live Don't miss it because than you'll MY ~~f~ Without You which Bob have to put up with all your seger recorded years later. The friends telling you what a g n a t beat of his Hi recordings are show it was.

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The Mournful Demeanour of LieNsmsnt Boruvka Josef Skvoreky Lester & Orpen Dennys by loha Ryan Imprint staff Twelve connected tales of murder and datection. festuring the pudgy, middle aged Prague police Lieutenant Boruvka. Henoscked and harassed he re& hoes have a mournful demeanor. Most of the stories themselves have fairly standard detective pints. Somebody's been murdered, several people have matives and same have the opportunity. But fortunately the individual murder d o t s are secondary to the mork interesting developments in the book, as faithful Lt. Baruvka falls in lave wrth h ~ secretary. s deals wllh a wdlful daughter and is hlmstli wepected of alten8plsrl murdrr Desp~lo hts SUCCCB. s t crtms aalvmg. he 18 often n u t e about s the wwld m ncnsrai and h ~ calleagues in p&icular. Since the crimes themselves are just a backdrop to the maln action involving the lieutenant and his personal life. Skvoreky haa fun with them. He supplies sn incredible string of ingenious and a u t l a n d i ~ hcrimes, psrodying detective stariea and their know-it-all heroea. I found this joke irritating s t first but es 1 became more intcreated in Boruvka and his problems it stopped bothering me. Skvornky also uses same of the t a h to make subtle dins s t the Czech wsy of life under socisliem. ~ h o v s hthis book wna firel published in English 15 years ago, this is its first Canadian guhlicstion. Skvoreky is better "awn for his fine novel^. The ~ n g i n a s rOf Humon Soul9 and m o r o k 1n L O W Two mare volumes of ~ o r u v k asto"es are forthcomiq end I'm kind of looktng forward to them.

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Revitalized Warriors blitz Hogtown afternoon and Concordia in a silenced Blues fans to the exits shelf off a draw from lahnGoodman at 11:16. Sunday matinee. Next Friday, with a four-goal outburst In the The Rams puned ciaaa st 5:45 the Warriors head ta Windsor. third. McKee scored s sharof the second, hut Clinton Elh~~~h~ it just took a little soul Dan Tsandelis a n d lsmie thandedgoalata:o3.'whil(1Tsanit just McKec tesmedup to terrorize the delis counted his third from a catt restored Waterloo's lead at 10:32. Goodman threaded the oaltender for 7 goals. mad scramble at 7 4 7 to make it temporary lull. Whatever it was. needle to set uo Ellicott sa h e the waterloo warriors hackey %:defis scbred 4 times and 8-1. Tsandeiis then notched his cruised in from (he blueline. The McKee added 3 as UWdeflateda fourth a t 1 2 4 4 when he rediteam baa bounced hack a Warriors went ahead 5-2 as boisterous crowd and band a t recteda blast by KenBuitenhuia. ven eance. ~ Y Chria Glover McKee completed the slaughter Clover eapttahwd on a hreakaTfe Warriors painted the city V ~ P S ~Arena. way wtth 4:44 r e m a m n g i n the a f ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ ~ scored ~ d t~h e i o tth e rh Waterlao f ~ ~ ~with h less i ~ thsn ~ ~three ~ minutes ~ ~ lights laat ~~~~~i~~ marker and assieted on all of remaining, driving home e John p o m d on a feed from lohn Dwiricb. 15 goala in two games, the war. Tsandells' goals while the other Dietrich rebound. The third period w a s a horefWeterlao pelted the Toronto riors crushed the u of T ~l~~~ member of the line. Steve Linseest as both clubs were hsmpered net with 42 shots. The last two and the R~~~~~~ R~~~ to snap man. recorded 3 assists. by the puny ice surface. Finally, their three.game winless streak, T s m d d i o started his stellar goals were power pls tallies as id^^ night, the warriors evening with s owerplay goal UW went 3-of-5 wit{ the man with 5:01 lefl in the game. Steve Balas drove s rising blast into became the f i r a t waterloo at 9 3 3 of the Erst. The Blues advantage. the top corner to put the game The Warriors returned to the hoekey i n 15 years to win st counted their lone marker of the night to tie it at 1333. But the out of reach. McKee banged in on Sundayto face the Big Smoke u of T, humiliating the host W a m i o r ~went ahead for keeps Rams at M o s s P a r k ~ r e ~ ~ . ~the~ i final ~ k UW marker just 58 61ues 8.1. ~h~ mesh.burning seconds l a t e r as Goodmen continued sunday afternoon at at 1 4 2 2 when Glover converted which is a claustrophobic's recorded hls third assist of the Ryerson in a 7.3 trouncing f, the a Li"8em.m psss. UW outshot U nightmare. McKee and Glover day.TheRsme finished thescorboth tallied t w i c e a s UW Rams. of 7. 14-8, in the first. ing at 1834. Waterloo blasted ~h~ weekend blitz hoooted The Blues pressed early in the infiicteditssecond bestingofthe the Rarw rtrt wilh37shots while record to 10.5.2, giv. ~ e c m d .hut were thwarted by weekend. Bishop faced 30 drives in the third Mike Bishop's acrobatic goalGlover banged in a goalmouth ing it secure Warriors cage. place in the OUAA central div. tending. Bishop turned in a solid pass just 58 seconds after the PUCK NOTES: Glover is second ~h~ warriors are four effort. blocking 28 shots on the opening feceoff to give the Warin OUAA scaring with 21 goale r i m a 1-Olead. TheRams turned points up on U of T, while York night. and 23 assists for44 points. LinMcKee put UW up 3-1 when he a sloppy UW clearing psss into a leads thedivision with 31pointa, Beman is tenth with 14-22-38.. . blasted a howitzerpaat thegoal- %ift goal at 529. hut UW's Scott followed by westernwith 26, Bishop shaved hts goals-agannst Dick replied with a shorthanded HUI theschedule is playinRthe ie's left ear and into the top mle of the cO~ner816:lI.Tssndelisnotched marker at 8:18 on a flawless set- average to 3.59antheweekend.. Waterloo has outscared its e e warriors have a tough three. his second of thenight at 1 4 2 4 to up from Clark Day. ~ c ~ gave opponents 1 0 2 4 1 thisaeaaan.. . road tilt this week. hi. give Waterloo a 4-1 bulge after Waterloo s 3-1 lead a t the interperiods. The Warriors are undefeated in mission when he snapped s blisweekend. uw travels to ~ o n t intra-divisional play. McKee and Tsandelia sent the tering wrist shot into the tap l real to face ~ ~ c ianl satupday by MIL. Mc0r.r and Todd Covltar

Ski team takes crown

For the first time in four ycara. the University of Wsatern Ontsrio bowed to t h e number one tesm on the Pepsi University Series thia week. This team was our very o w n Waterloo Warriors. With three of our racers in the top t m , Waterloo has finally come through a n d finished number one. Again thia week Colin Rogers lend the Warriors with a second place finish with team mate Miohael Bier iual three o n e - h u n d r e d t h 8 o i a second behind. placing third. Michael Bier won the first run by a half-second margin, placing third. His brother. Peter Bier. w a s o u r t h i r d i n theto l o w i t h a ninth place. Not fa^ Prom Peter was our number-four skier, Mark Pompellio, who finished an impressive 14th. The Alhcnas finmhed seventh tn a vevy compcltrlvr lrctd u t l h Sandy C l l l ~ r a~ l a c m nm the top 1 0 once again..

Sizzling Warriors keep lock on 1st McCrse was not a happy manin the early going. a f t e r a touch end ga beginning, thsMarauders cruised under Waterloo's basket It wasn't pretty, but in basketball's wild OUAA West, you at will. The 0'8'' Mike Preocanin take every victory any way you walked in unscathed several times to give Mac a 18-12 lead can get it. Wednesday night at the PAC, the Waterloo Warriors with leu. than seven minutes ran their record lo 5-1, toppling gone in the first. At that p0int.a the McMaster Marauders 8 1 ~ 7 1 . visibly livid McCrae had seen Waterloo retained $ole posses- enough and called a lime out. 'We had to stop the game." sion of first place, while Mac explained McCrm. "We needed dropped to sixth at 2-4. to run some set stuff the Playing against thr steeltown Marauders. UW's steelworker motion was getting us into Rob Fraese stole the showhefore trouble." Although the Maruaders a semi-filled PAC. Froese drained 32 points on the night. extended the lead to 20-12, the including a late hot-streak F r o e s e - p o w e r e d W a r r i o r s where he potted n consecutive clawed back, andaubcored Mac points far the Warriors. In addi- 13-4 in the next five minutes. tion, Froese played his usual McCrae's chess-like maneuverbruising game chasing after sev- ing af the defence worked, as Waterloo tightened up, forcing eral loaae balls. Overall, the Warriors lost Mac into a barrageofcostly tursome of the sparkie they've had novers. The Warriors held a 41of late. They shot 52 per cent 33 lead at hslftime. The Marauders n e v e r got from the field. but just 13-of-20 closer thsn 9 in the second half from the charity stripe. Aside from Froese, Jamie as UW led by ss many as 15. "Fatigue and fouls took their McNeill hnoped 11, but grasped 14 rebounds. The improving toll."ssid Marauder coach Barry ]eremy Moore tussedin 10, while Phillips. "We can't afford tohave Tom Schnsider and rnokis Dsn- n u r s t a r t e r s with ,hrep fn1,ia. t can't go too deep into my bench niz Byrne scored 6 apiece. I wasn't pleased with this like Waterloo." McMaster's court leader Perry game." admitted Warrior coach Dun McCrse. "We've played bet- Bruzesse was banished to the pine with live fouls with more ter in oractice." ~ c d r a ealso confessed that than seven minutes remaining. despite his team's sporkiing 5-1 Starters Preocanio and Craig record and numbcr fcve runking Mulr played most of the mgnt in the CIAU, he's in fact disap- with three fouls eech. The Wsrriorr were slagged with an onspointed they're not undefeated. "sm sct"aily a little disap- laught of fouls esriy in the second, forcing Schneider to sit . pointed we'renat 6 ~ 0Weaimu.1 stole one at Windsor. I don't with four personsla. Froese put on a shooting clinic know if we belong at number five. hut we do belong up there. I in the iast 10 mihutss as he canned 18 points In t b s half. The 1,ke our teem." Rankings and records aside. vateran guard hit fmm evsryby Miks McGraw Imprim1 staff

where around the perimeter. Swift frosh Byrne scored three m o o t h baskets in the half. "Fraese did a great jab out there." said McCrae. "He was scoring at will." Preocanin led the Marauders

Phillips agreed thst it's tou h la soeculate who will win in t%e ouAn we.,. I take it on a game to game basis. We could easilv he 4-2 in this division, but 1'k pleased with our play tonight." Like several other West division coaches, Phillips believes the Warriors are the section's toughest squad. "I've s a i d right from November thst Waterloo would be the tesm to beat,"commented Phillips. "They've got a good nucleus of returnees, a good mix of l r e s h m e n , they're w e l l coached, and of course,Waterloo has s great basketball history." Elsewhere on Wednesday. Western thumped Laurmr, 74-53 while Windsor downed Gueiph, 108-98. Western and Windsar . , 1 ,.eu fur second at 4-2. Bmck and La~rter fulluw w ~ t h :I-3 rpcordr. ~ h i i rMar 8 % 2-4 and Guelph. 0-6. The warriors get the second hail uf their schedule underwev

CHCH. channel 11. 'They're canstanllv im,,rovins." s i i d McCrae of the Hiwks. "They always scrap, only Wind.or has gotten away from them." WadnLaday night. Watarloo travels to Guelph tafeoe theaadaackeryphons.

STILL ROLLIN(I: Waterloo's King of t h e Paint. Jamie McNeill. t a k e s one t o t h e hoopon Wednesday. He scored I 1 a s w a t e r l o o ran its record t o 6-1 P b t 0 b" R k h m mum."

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10Wm. Kevm Shields overcame its first results in the 5000m. Da. s SO-metre deficit to place second in his section. Shields had niel Jansh. a transfer atudant Tomorrow, in its largest meet prior to the OUAAlOWIAA to move into the fourth lane in from Sierra Leone, won hi8 sec. championships. the Weterloo the last lap to pass a gaggle of rim in 15:48.4. Running for the Track and Field tesm will camrunners an the finsl slraights- Laurel Creek Athletic Club. pete in the Can-Am meet in way. He ran 2:36.8 in his first lunah fought off the pesky tactics of his competitors and Windsor. A s s final tuneuo, lest race over the distance in three -~ Saxurday [ ] a n 23) thp team at. years In another lOOomaect~~,n. kicked to the win. It ia not yet known if Daniel ia eligible to S h a m ~ r l e m auserlnomempre~. l terdwl the Y o & I n v ~ t ~ t t u n at al slue h u r d l l n ~t e c h n i u u r s ~ o ~ a u l r race for UW. Yark U m w r a ~ t y . Over on the sprint strsightaFreahmsn S&t Mclellan was fallen cam petit or^ and run way, two Warriors made the sefifth in the 1600 metrerace with 2:38.5. Derek King. meanwhile, mifinals of the 6Om. Paul Meikle s time of 3:58.82. Mclellen got s in the mom. pulled himself to a oersonai best out of +hir third d a c e 1:23.6 with faat last .~ ..... race. .-a. .. ... . . . was fourth in his semi in 7.19 seconds, just missingmsking the hespite running in borrowed lap. ' final, while Dwaine Hurtle was shorts. The Waterloo African Recruitfifth in the other semi in 7.20. Earlier ilr the day, in the ment Program [WARP) vielded Earlier. Meikle won his hest in 7.20 and Hurtle was second in another heat in 7.18. Peter Pa p and Reg Ruaswurm also ran t i E 80. Papp had a fourth-place 7.37 and Russwurm was seventh in 7.75. In the women's 8Om. Mattha de Gannes ran 8.92 in her race debut far Waterloo. Back on the track oval for the 30Om. Pat Kirkham looked swift in winning his section in 37.37. Kirkham ended up fourth averall. Mark Slender, in another The Waterloo Athenas squash team finished third in Part 11 of the section, had a third-place 30.25. OWlAA squash competition at McMaster last weekend. The strong For the Athenaa. Shed Emery Western team took first place, while tI of T edged out Waterloo for finished in 47.57 to take third in second. Queen's. York, McMaster. McCill and Laurier fallowed her section. raspectively. Relay teama opened and Louise Wait.. plsying in the number one position, outplayed all of closed the day for Waterloo. In her opponents to remainundefeatedthis season.DianeHutchison, at the 4x200. Meikle. Pepp. Ruasnumber two, had little trouble with three of four opponents. Hutchiworm, and Kirkham were third son dropped a tough match to Krysta Cooper from U of T. in their section in 1:37.1. RoundL i m a Cooper. Krysta's sister, pla ing for UW in the number five ing out the reaults was lhe4x400 position and Michelle Samways, praying number four, split their teem, which was secondin %'I. matches at 2-2. Sandy Brundle moved u p to the number three position and played The team consisted of King. Meikle. Jonah, and Kirkham. hec best tournement of the season.Brundie played tough, winning Besides attending the Windsor t h m and lasing one. meet tomormw.UWs track tesm Msrylin Kuntz. Margaret Painer and Wendy Farmaralso travelled with the tesm to play in some exhibition matches. The finals will be is also sending Harve Mitro to held el the Mayfair Racquet Club in Toronto onFebruary 13 and 14. Toronto tonight. Hs'ilte poundThe Athenas travel to Williamstown. Massachusetts to play the ing the boards aver 1500 metres in the Toronto Sun Indoor Can-Am tournament this weekend. Games in Maple Leaf Gardena. ~

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soon to be chosen lished. The oommittaa w a s formed a f t e r former coach McKillop aleppcd down in the heat of a player rebellion i n October. The Warrior, have failed

Although Scsgrsm's Stadium is covered with ice and snow, a lot of people are talking football s t Waterlo~. A new head coach should be named within the next two weeks, as the search for s aucceasor to Bob McKillop is windina dawn. ' W e hope to habe it froahzed by the end of the month." cummenled Wdly Dslshsv. men a a t hletic direcior. "Bui we may have to so into Februeru. it all -~~ depends6aw the process goes." The eight-member selection committee has narrowed the number of candidates down to four from the 27 original spplicants. The committee must now choose anewcoachfrom the four aurvivars. Some good people have appImd. and we've held same interBob MsKlllop v l d ~ a . "r n d llplahry Rut t h ~ s e things take time." 1982-1987 T h e athletlc d e o a t t m e n t ' s to win a game since October 12. budget for the upEbming year 1084, dropping 28 consecutive wsa finalized Ionuary 21 and ia games in thet span. swaiting approval from the uniRumour@have circulated that v e r s i l y ' ~board of governors. the Tomnta Argonauts' Tuffy In addition, the de arlment Knight i s the leading oandidete haa established a iacieties de- for the job. Knight has also been velopment committee. This cam- mentioned ss s possible mpleremittee, chaired by p d y MCCIBP, men1 for the vacant U of T footmet for the first time on Tuss- ball head coaching job. A K-W day. native. Knight formerly coached ''This committee will bring our the Laurier Golden Hawk,. recrestional nssds up to snuff." The ethlatic department ia atsaid Delahey. fering no hints a s to whom the Waterloa'a athletic fscilltisa finsl four might be. The departwere a matter of concernlast fall has slao made no mention when the football program re- ment of McKillop's new position with view committee w a s estab- tho ~ m i v . ~ ~ i t ~ ~~

Athenas still optimistic despite recent setbacks by Refton Blair Imprint staff

Last week the Warriors volleyhell team came back to earth with aahghtly bruised ego. After spending the past five months overwhelmin e v e r y CIAU comer, the unfefeated Warriora finally lost IoCanadiancompetilion. But coach Rob Alkinson is not concerned, he thinks the team needed some letdown of sorts to build on the rest of the

season. The ego-bruising began january 20 when the Western Mustangs took three coneecutive games from the Warriors 15-12. 15-13. end 15-8. This was by far the worst showing of the Warriors all season as they failed to lead in any game. Deapite the lnsr the Warriors are still in first lace based an paints accumuated accardina la marnin of victories. More damage was done to'the Warriars'egoas they ventured to the Dalhnusie Invitational Tournament this past weekend. On Friday t h e Warriors easily pushed asids two lesser teams. Memorial University of Newfoundland was crushed 15-4.155. and 15-2. Coach Atkinson felt the c o m p e t i t i ~ nwas undersized and not on par with themore talented and taller Warriors. Next the Warriorsdefeatcdthe University of New Brunswick 15-3. 15-4. and 18-14. Again coach Atkinsandid not thinkthe challengers werean equal match r " h~< - .as"".

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Friday night's victories placed the Warriors in a tie with the University of Toronto in group B. both t e a m s having 2-0 records. In Saturday's action against the Biue8, the Warriors in all three game gave up leads, eventually lasing 15-11. 16-12, and 15~10.The loss gave the Warriors a aecond place finishin their group and 8 0 they had to face the NCAA's seventh-ranked George Mason. from Fairfax. Virginia, in the semi-final game. Plsying their best game of the season, in the words of coach Atkinson, the Warriors were defeated 15-12. 15-13. and 1s-9. Waterloo's only consolation was 1hat George Meson wen, on to win the tournament without ever losing s single game. Playing in the consolation finals the Warriors lor. once again io the University of Taronto 15-11. 15-8. and 15-2. This week has been kinder to the Werriors as they extended their league record to 8-1 with a sluggish victory over the windsor Lancers 17-15, 15-8, and 15. 5. Coach Atkinson is encouraged by the team's more consistint plsy and hopes that the experience over the last week will Serve test which they will use therest of the w a y T h e W rriors are going to have to eom fete the rest of the season unde&eted la host the playoffs. something they would dearly love. The Warriors plsy tonight at Brock: and their next home game ia next Friday agajnstcrossto.wn rivals Laurier.

by Kets Cox I m ~ r i n ~t l d l

The Athenas basketball team h s s continued to play ambitiously ss OWlAA league action pmgresses. Waterloo defeated the Western Mustangs 58-48 on lanuary 20in their fifth game of the OWlAA league. On the whole the team played with vigour. The game was intense as the Athenas displayed their sharp shooting talenl. speed. and teamwork. Their

lost 58-47. This is the Athenas second loss this season and their second to Windsor. Windsorwas ahead 3-2 during the first five minutes. but the Athenaa pulled ahead 1 0 minutes into the game with a 8-point lead. the score being 13-7. At halftime the score was 28-22 in Windsor's favor. The Athenas suffered lrum a major lack of rebounding, askill they uaually shineat.Theteam's marksmanship from the field w a s off. which contributed largely to their loss. The Athena's

Basketball women upset Wednesday night victory can be attributed to outstanding defense and well executed d e v s on offence, The A t h e n i s .were in t h e lead throughout the game, with a score of 22-14 at halftime. Michelle Campbell made a ~ r o m i n e n t ~ a n t r i b u t i o n to the Athena's victory by scoring 18 points. Kim Rau also scored 16 points. and once again duminsted the boards. Brenda Bowering displayed goad control on offense, and @cored54 paints. Jennifer Hinton scored 8 points and played well but unfortunately fellinto foul trouble. Sheila Windle played aggressively un offense and defense, made a couple of good steals, and scared 6 paints. The Western Mustangs just could not keep u p with the Athenas ace ~ h e ~ t ! c n a b p l a ~s~difficult d game against Windror last Friday. Unl-drtunately, the team ~

uffense needed swifter movement to defy Windsor's defense, which proved to he a challenge. Although the Athenaa layed asgressively on defense. Pack of concentration on their port allowed Windsor to score same easy points. It aiau should be noted that the referees made some s t r a ~ i o u s c a l l s a n t h eAthe"as defense. High scorer. were Kim Rau with 20 pointsand Jennifer Hinlon with8,TheAthenas definitely have the potentisl to defeat Windsor when the two teams next meet. The Athenas played McMaster on Wednesday night and were defeated 58-58. Their loss was a surprising outcome as they were in the lead for the maiorily of the game. The upset occurred in the final three minutes as McMaster gained on the Athenaa. The score was 52-51 in the Athenasfavorwithonesnda

half minutea left on the clock. Durina the final minute both t e a m e s h o t s were accurate, bringing the scare to 58-58. With 13 seconds left on the clock it appeamd aa if the game would extend into overtime- action. Unfortunately McMsstsr had ~ o s a e s s i o nand scored the win" m y h.brkcl Thetmai scoredocs no1 reflect hob well the Athenas "laved Thtr name wsa a l a r w h p r o v e m e n t -over their l a i t with Windsor. The Athenas offense was strong. and their defense aggressive until the final few minutes. Kim Reu and BrendaBowering were highscorers with 13points each. lennlfer Hinton cored nine points, Sheila Windle and Kelly McGoldrick hooped six. Cindy Paag scored s paints. and played well. hut should gain more confidence an offense as hhr d o e ~ n nshoot l asoft m a r she could i h e A i h r n a should habe won this ddmr. but let it 9110 through t h k r hands. opef fully thev will olav to their fullootent i d duribg .the remain& o f OWlAA schedule. The Aihenas next game is on February 3 against Guelph.

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Mustangs top Waterloo in pool action yard free. ~h~ like ail indi- Western's hands after a fiercely v i d d races in which scoring is disputed 400-yard free. Dave 7-4-3.2.1 for first through to Cash grubbed a small lead a t the w ~ ~ ~ ~ sputI ~fifth~places. , ~ ~ r i t i s h c o i u m - 200-yard mark only to lose it tered .,hen it most as hian resident. ~ s v e dams. back to Western's Scott Greenthe warrior swimmera slumped spurt to second position far Wa- wood with 50-Yards remaining. to last.minute defeat at the terlao W e ~ r i o ~ J o e M i ltake la W ~ ~ t e r nJoe ' s Sanders crept i n t o hand~ofscloselymatchedmen's fifth. steal second place from Cash a few yards t o g o i n the with but he ~ u s t ~ n had g s a 44 to 39 team from western last weeLend. point lead by the end the 200- race. scoring maximum points in yard individual medley. ~ a v e A d i w u n t l e d Cash, whose cap and 80gg1e8 after the race pye, both not the final event o f ~ t h dual e meet. Dineen and creg the 4x100-yard freestyle relay, known far their prowess in this the ~ u s t s n g smade up a three- event, swam with gang-ha into point deficit Lo defeat the War- second and fifth places respecl i d y while Jeff letBudau l h e easedup riors by a score uf 83 to 8 8 , wrong The Stsngs, a team most weterloa swimmers love to hate, "wimer pass him lor third by Gnrme Papplar fell behind early when the Wa- place with n half-ien@h left in Imprint staff the same race. terloo "A" relay captured the The score f i i ~ ~ eback d A day after their lass to the 4x100-yard medley relay, f o l favour fallowing Jeff ', Weatem ~ ~thewaterloo ~ lowed afterward by Greg p y e . ~humbling the competi. Slater's torrid Pace in the ZWswimmers were hack in tion in the 800. s r d freeas heail fly. He wan the in a the PAC p o d for the uw but lapped the%est Western had lime O f m i n u t e s ~ 6 ~ 6 s e c o n d s ~Women's Swimming I n v i t a Usve Adnms' arms were 8Y- tional on lanuery 23. to offer. Although thenumber of teams Maintaining the Warrior's rating like a snake as he swept scoring sdvsntage in the zoo- through to victory in the myard free were Bermudian bralh- yard free. Dave Morch threw caution ers D a v e and Mike Cash. The former used his forensic skill as and reason - ta the wmdduring a f r e e s t ~ l e to r nip under the one the 200-yard backstroke as he minute and fifty second barrier. w a s disqualified for his highly taking second pmition, while the inappro riate turns after hsvin istter held an tensciously in the led off l f e start l i k e s bat out hell, leff Budau picked up the race to finish fourth. The Weatern men took a small challenge and placed second for lead in the meet a f t e ~placing Weterloo. The lead dribbled back into flrst, third, and fourth in the 50I

by Gmsme Papplar Imprint ~ a f f

could have been clocked faater aver thepooldeckthenanything that moved in the water during the day, w a s followed by the ever-impreeaive D e w Dinean. and Mike Coah who picked u p s paint for his fifth place f i n i ~ h . . Jeff S l a t d a bloody-mindedness brought thelead hacktothe Warriors with one event left to run. He acythied through the 200-yard breaststroke, leading

hmne an equally determined Greg P y e a s they scorcdawster. loo one-two. ~ r i c?er in fifth with h ~ s Leading by s score of 6 s to 82, the Wsrriura were unable tocon. solidate their lead during the f i n d relay. The Weterloo "A" team placed second 8s western teams tovk firs1 and thlrd sllowing them to win the meet by a acnnt four-point margin.

Athenas troop t~ victory wariocairesidenlMerirsaAmu-

roso. Without the benefit of s warmup, she was 4 seconds bshind her winning teammate in the ZOO-yard race, and 3~seconds t ~ behind intheloo-yardrace.both event. giving her third place finishes. N~~~~ trump returned from her work-term job to devastate

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fourth piece finiah in the 400yard free and is beginning to earn her winge for he^ efforts in the ZOO-yard fly, and event that can. st best. be described an un~ ~ , sound. Lesley Fedora and Corrie Powell continue to crank through their races like there's no tomorrow. Fedora swam to third plsces in the 400-yard, 200-yard. end 100-yard frecstyles, and POwell took second places in the 100-yard and 200-yard fly races. Stephanie Gamble wasafinslt in the Zw-yard individual medley, equalling her time from the prsliminsry racelon her way to sixth position, while she also slotted into fourth place in the 50-yard free after winner MaryBeth Jurocka of Windsor was diaqualifisd for s false start. Going about her b u a i n e s ~in her customary competent way. Leslie Cramhie wsa 8 fifth place finisher in the 400-yard free and a fourthplacefinisherintheZWyard free virtually tying tesmmete Fedors for third position in the latter race. Struggling of late, Cathy Aube still managed third place in the 100-yard fly, fourth in the 200ysrd fly, and fifth in the 200yard free. More pool time, and commitment, should see her back up chslienging for the lead of rsces, where she belongs. Lara Doherty, Iaanne Aldridee. and Lisa .~~ .-., ..-Mocani. were ~ - . ~ the other finalists for the Athens,. Duhcrty awam la mrth plecea in the 400-ysrdo individusi medlrv and h e . AWrMxr wsa sixth &I the 200-yard breiutatraka.snd McCuain tooksixthintha Z&-yard bsckskoke. Scaring far their efforts in the consolation races were Tami ~

c o m o e t i n ~ has been d r o o o i m ' thb: sceaddy Gam )car to year : meet wds cut to one day mstead of th. usual two dav sffatr the end result gave the Athenas a clear victor over their rivala from. ~ u e i p K ,Queen's. Wilfrid Laurier, and Windsor. Sue Masaon was the first Athena to score an individual victor teking twominutes.25.4 mCon& to comdete the 200-

6.8 seconds, a f h l two seconds faster than she went in the oreliminary heats earlier in the da Taking up her increasing$ prominent place behind Masson ~~

the opposition in the 200-yard bresstatroke. She was a d e a r 0 seconds to the fore of teammate Andi Kenyon who finished second while she registered third places in her ZOO-yard individual medley and the ZOO-yard fly. Kcnyon. meanwhile. had to contend with the aches and sins that a six hour bus ride from Ottaws provides. scorings reapactable second place for her 100-yard breaststroke in addition to her placing in the 200yard race. Kim Boucher was entered in the perilous 400-yard individual medley.ohtainin afourthplsce. Continuing her forays mto the longer races, she alao posted a

The Athensa won the meet with 526points. Gueiph, easinst whom the Waterloo swimmers arecompetingtonight,placedae-

cond with 374 paints, followed by Queen's s t 282 points. Laurier with I l l poinls, and Windsar s t 74 paints.

Labatt's Athletes of the Week

Campus Rec CIAU notebook

Saturday, ianuary 30 Mixed curlin. tournamenl: 9 a.m. t o 7 p.m.. ~ y r c u r l i n gClub St. John's First Aid: 9 a.m. to 4 mm.. CC 135

Sunday, lanusry 3 1 - St. John's First Aid: 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., CC 135 Men's and women's tennis

tournament: I a.m. to 11 p.m. Waterloo Tennis Club Monday. Pebruary 2 Mixed badminton entry. 1- nm.. 2039. r PAC ~ ~ ~ . . ~ - Hearisaver Course:

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Surannr, a rookie, competed for both the Hespler and Preston Figure Skating clubs while growing up in Kitchener. A transfer student from McMsster. Suzanne is in second year Kinesiology. On Saturday, the skstingteam travelled lo Toronto far the York Invitational. Suzanne's talents shone and she helped the teamto a second place finish. By skating an almost flawless program. Suzanne oleced aecond in the moat

lsted Moves and fourth in Preci810".

Suzanne has had significant carnpetili~n expierence at the Sectional. Divisional and two times at the National level, campeting In both 'csnadian novice and Junior ladies. Thia weekend, the team travels ta Queen's for their last meet before the OWlAA championships in February.

Twrnnwat.: Saturday, February 0: -Mixed badminton tournament 11 to 8 p m . . PAC Sunday. Februa 7 Mired t e n n i s % d a . Waterloo Tennis Club

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A t h e m of the Week Suzanne Scott Flgura Skating

Wednesday. February 3 Mixed badminton davers meeting. 4:45 p.m.. PAC 1001 Wemhl trainina c l i ~ i c ,

~ ~ ~ ~ PAC, ~ ,T2&bat Gueiph

After another outstanding week of play. Dan i s receiving his second Athlete of the Week ~-~~ award. A native of Kilchener. Denenjoyed great success last week. O n Jan. 1s againat Leurier, Dan scomdanegosl and added anassist in lesdinn the Warriora to a strong 2-2 ti; Lest Friday night s t U of T. Den bagged 4 goals in leading Waterloo to an 8.1 trauncmg dl !he Blues. It wsea'l only h ~ of. s lenre thet uood out he alao i d ..~~~~~ ~. ~ the team with 11 hits in the name, aome of which were devastating. On Sunday. 8" a 7-3 shellsquing of Ryerson. Dan had one a a ~ i s tbefore leaving the game wilh a knaa injury early in ths ascood period.

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SUMMER JOBS '!

ATHENAS BASKETBALL - Waterloo 57. Windsor 48 SQUASH - 3rd. O W ~ A A~ o u r n e m e n t11 SWIMMING - Western 123. Waterloo 58 FIGURE SKATING - 2nd. y o r k invitational ALPINE SKIING Waterloo. 7th

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-Jan. 31. a t Cancordia CURLING -Jan. 29. 3 0 at Toronto ALPINE SKIING - Jan. 29, a t Colln~gwood SWIMMING -Jan. 28, a t Cuelph VOLLEYBALL - Jan. 29, a t Brock INDOOR TRACK lati. 30, a t Windsor SOUASH - Jan.29, a t Toronto

WARRIORS BASKETBALL -Waterloo 88,Western 71 HOCKEY -Waterloo 8,Toronto 1 -Waterloo 7,Ryerson 3 ALPINE SKIING -Waterloo. 1st SWIMMING - Weolern 03. Waterloo 89 - 1st. Waterloo 1nv1tatmw.l

WARIUORS HIT THE T o p 10: Two W.trrluo teama arc srttlng idcv rrrnrrlln~ ......................... this w& CIA" top 10 l & inge The Warriors basketball teameheck i n nl,mh..s WMI.

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-Ian. 31, at Queen's ALPINE SKIING -Jan. 28, at Callingwood SWIMMING ........... Jan. 29,a t Guclph UPCOMING EVENTS SYNCHRO SWIMMING WARRIORS -Jan. 30. s t Trent BASKETBALL 18". 30, vs. Laurie., PAC. 2 INDOOR TRACK - Ian. 30. a t Windsor p.m. VOLLEYBALL Feb. 3, at Guelph HOCKEY -Ian. 2S,atOttawaInvitational ]an. 30. at McGill Feb. 4, vs. Laurier.8 p.m..PAC

TSANDELl* SCORES RIG: an Tsandclis. left w i n g e ~ o nthewalerloo Warriors hockey team, has been named the OUAA athlete of the week. 1" thrpp games last ~ ~ ~ bagged five and two as. *ipts in leading the wsrri.rs 1.

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