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by Michael Treacy Imprint staff One of Canada's most pressing political issues, free trade with the· United States, was the sub· jeet of a debate at a half-empty Humanities Theatre September 20.

The debaters were Donald MacDonald, a finance minister hi the Pierre . Trudfjau government, a co-founder of the Cana~ dian Alliance for Trade and Job Opportunities and supporter of free trade. Mel Hurtig, a Cana· dian nationalist from Edmonton. opposed free trade.

Each man was allowed 15 minutes for opening remarks. then five minutes each for responses.

The small but interested au-' dience was then' allowed to ask questions of both debaters.

Both MacDonald and Hurtig said the free trade talks were reaching a critical stage where public debates must be held to simplify the issue.

MacDonM's said Canada can and should compete in the world market and be a leader in many fields. In this period of economic, protectionism, he ;said, Canada must use its vast supplyofnaturalresources to enter foreign markets before theya're closed

by trade barriers and tariffs.

MacDonald used the examples of Ben Johnson becoming the world's fastest human and Team Canada winning the Canada Cup as examples of the competitive spirit Canadians possess.

Mel HurUg81so said Canada is capable of competing economically on a world scale. but should not rely solely on a trade agreement with the U.S. since the U.S. has not told Canada what they are willing to· up In return for an agreement. Hurtig said Canada cannot receive a fair trade deal from the Americans because of existing duties on Canadian goods, softwood lumber and potash for instance.

Canada has already made too many concessions to the U.S., he added.

MacDonald quickly responded that with a kee trade deal. Canada would no longer have to wait for U.S. judicial hearings to decide if restrictive tariffs would be imposed on Canadian goods. Our goods would flow freely across the border, as would American gomis, hc;l said. ., Some audience members interpreten,,Ma(!I;lQ.llatd's reiIlarks as' . without a fre.e . ,-

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example, prefers to buy coal high-tech electronic sector, have from Pennsylvania rather than more research and development pay the extra transportation done in this country and build its costs for cheaper British Colum- own finished products to be sold ,bia coal, free, trade is the logical around the world. he s a i d . ' answer, he said.

Hurtig's message was, with Hurtig, however, said that, free trade. Canadians would risk just bllcause the U.S. is Canada's losing medicare. 'unemployment major trading partner, Canada insurance benefits. and safe should not limit itself to trade streets at night. He said he poswith the Americans. Canada 'sessed official documents seshould stop allowing its natural cretly obtained from concerned ' resource industries like Dome civil servants in Ottawa that Petroleum to be stolen away by showed Canadian culture was at giant U.S. multinationals,and stake in the negotiations. having the major economic deciMacDonald. on the other hand. sions made south of the border. maintained Canadian culture said Hurtig. Canada should was never an issue in the discusstrengthen itself with its own sions and never would be.

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MacDonald admiHedthat the many regional economic development programs implemented by past federal governments to, help the Maritimes and the West have failed. Since Ontario, for

Strike m'easuresinplace

by Mike O'Driscoll Imprint staff Most of the departments serving students on the UW campus have launched contingency plans w keep operations on an even keel following this week's announcement of rotating strikes among Canada's .23,000 inside postal workers. , lean-Claude Parrot, president of the Canadian Union of Postal 'Workers. and his membership followed through on threats to initiate the strike-action after .negotiators. failed to reach an agreement by Tuesday's mid-' night deadline. Both sides are set to dig in for a long battle over Canada Post's plans to decrease the, number of postal stations and turn the jobs overto the private sector.

The move has almost para~ lyzed the country's national mail service, and while the potential for repercussions here on campus is high, most departmental officials are confident they'll be able to weather the labour storm.

Correspondence services, one of the areas most vulnerable to a mail strike, has notified its students of a number of alternative route!' for incoming assignIDl:!nis. Bruce Lumsden, the associ ate direct or o,f dis tan t education. said UW's 6,000 correspondence students have been told "to make every effort to get things to us."

. In a recently released notice registrar's office the mail strike the students were directed to is expected to have little impact send in assignments through the on their standard services. Bruce already existing courier net- Pender, co-ordinator of examiworks ofanumber of specified nations and registration, said its national firms. Other students a slow time of year for his office, living near university campuses adding the only potential probwill be able. to make use of the lem involvesthos,e making ar'" Inter-University Transit Sys- - rangements for the fall tem. ' convocation. However, Pender , Lumsden said almost all of the said most of those details will be outgoing correspondence mate- dealt with over the phone. rials have been sent out in anticipation of the stri~e .. Any remaining materials will be delivered by courier. However, he says returning assignments could be a problem. For now the correspondence office will con-· Hnuemail out all items, hoping they will squeak though the rotation schedule. Lumsden added that they're counting on an end to the strike before the January examination period.

Other dep!?-rtments across campus are also set to work around the mail strike. The departmltnt of co-ordination and placement will be sending aU student resumes and co-op related items. by courier. Similar .ms for priority items have arranged by the central stores department. Financial services officials say all payroll cheques for casual labour can be picked up at Needles Hall, and anyoiher deposits not accessible by electronic mail will be relayed by bank courier.

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by Peter Dedea Imprint staff

The EMS (Emgineering, Mathematics and Science) library is due for completion by the end of this week. The library is currently in use by students and most of the services are available.

According to library staff. the telephones are working and the computer terminals are on line.

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The card catalogues are in pla~~ and aU books are accessible except for the latest issues.

The reference collection was not in place at time of writing but is due to be moved into its new • home by Friday. Reserve mate-' · rials are alao still housed in the · old facility. , Staff appear to like the new, location and say they will be pleased·, when the building is completed.

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ful five-year WATFUND which from a maj or fund- raising dinnE utive officer of Brascan and raised more than $86 million for held September 16 at the FOll president of ,Edper Investments , university ,development. His Seasons Hotel in Toronto. AI The past chairman of UW's Limited. ,While serving as chair- ' contributions did much to en- proxi~ately 500 individuall board of governors, Toronto man, Eytdn headed the succesShance the link between the uni- ' mostly made up of Canada's elil finaricial sector, contribute versity and the private sector.

The chair is viewed as build- $250 a plate toward the chair.

The idea for the Eyton Chaj ing on the university's teaching and research strengths. By pro- began last spring when Trevc viding 'senior faculty with the Eyton stepped down as chail endowment fund, the number of , man. A committee of 44 prom junior faculty can be increased nent businesspeople, includin Conrad Black and Peter F. Bron: and research furthered. . man was formed. ~laine Cadell, fund-raiser and stealing books from Columbia University reOutstanding senior academic assistant to the vice-president of s,earch library and reselling them from his, MagaTom York university development, cites will be appointed to the chair f( zine Street antique shop in New Orleans. But, the goal at $1 million,; This specified terms. The main fune having stated my opponents' case (which, as a amount is Jast growing with tion of the chair will be to' er I couldn't believe it. liberal, I feel obliged to do) does that mean that companies such as Gordon Capi- courage research that he . Two 'incr~dible things happened at UW this students should always get the short end of the tal, Trilon Financial Corporation potential application in bUiline~ past week. I witnessed ope, the other I disco~ stick? Why do they fill out those assessments, and Hollanger Inc. on the list of and industry. It will be availabl vered. . . . anyway? For, whose eyes? For what possible to all faculties on a rotational ar supporters. " The first was'that the Warriors lost Saturday. purpose, if not to aid the next term's students in The endowment. while acquir- nual basis. UW senate has yett , Though I watched it happen, I could scarcely picking and chOOSing profs? This is especially ingcontributions from corpora- decide which faculty will firl believe it. Our team outplaye'd and outdid critical in arts courses, wher.e the curriculum is tions, foundations and have access to this endowmer McMaster's; they did everything but outscore not cut-and-dried, and-where the prof - his per. individuals, also received funds fund. thePl. Yet they lost,-by one point. !lard to be- sonality,hisp'resentation-makesallthedifferlieve, harder to suffer, a bitter pill to swallow for ence. ' . th~ guys who tried so hard and ha\1e gone ,so long!' And, irony of ironies, I found, that, as usual, wlnless,a real heartbreaker of a game. the engineers .had got around, the problem.

I was still reeling from that when I wrote my They'd called in a testing expert named Knapper Imprint column. It wal$on profs - good profs (I to help them devise t,heir own student assessnllmed some); poorpr.atsJeverybody knows whoment, one to which students had access, while they 'are}; stodgy, out-to-pasturesr~fs(nobody the artsies (let no one ever again malign engiremembers them anyway)·- an concluded it neers or say "math-hole"; "arts-fart", I'm afraid These increases have alread with these, WOMS: "Meanw~ile, keep checki~g is the more deserved term of ppprobrium) con~ : by Arka Roy begun.

This year's fee is $250 pI ,those teacher-:-assessment hsts when you pre- tinue to suffer under what can only be called a , Imprilit staff academic;: term. Carlton said th 'register." , _ ,conspiracy - all of their profs" "breathing toweek he· has calcultited that $2~ Itwas just an afterthought, ithappened in two' gether" (con-spiro) against them. would cover the direct cost Of course, the grad students and the. mature seconds, like the decision to go fen the two-point The ongoing battle between Projected fees for next year al .conversion when the score was 17-16. A gambl~, students don't suffer. They make and circulate the Federation of Students and $325, and $425 for the year afte you ~ay say. But sOPlething inside me was t~eir owri lists. But jf an arts 'Undergraduate the UW administration over- esIdeally, the administratio soundIng an &!arIll. A redflJlg on that last sent- wants to see "how a prospet:tive professor stacks calating co-op fees is alive and would like to see UW get specil en,ce in my he~d. Maybe, I said to lJlys~lf, I up, -if he wants to see a summary of 18:s1. term's well and the coming year sh,ould status for its co-op program 8Il should ·check lOto these teache,r-assessment student assessments, he's dreaming. . , see some .interesting develop- receive government grants I lis~s. I know ~hey exist. As ari English prof I've" As I was. I must have gone to half a dozen ments, says Federation presi- cover the indirect costs of co-oJ pallsed them out,to students to ,fill out. I know different o.ffices, and called a doun more. I even dent Ted Carlton.

For !!xample,' the University c t~tthe resultnre publis~ed;-~r do I'lI'd ~ear~ went to the. offic;e of the president, who, of Last April, an Ontario govern- . Ottawa 'has such status for il ',from a former studtmt tliat I d [done, iU,1 rIght, course, was out~ I couldn't believe it! In the end. I ment commission defihedthe co- bilingual program. but wherehJld'~he seen theiist1 And what Lillt decided· the teacher-assessment lists didn't Op fee ,as, the amount of money But Carlton is skeptlcal. "Tt ~dllhl!.lI!!en!I'dassu~edtheresultswereavailreally exist. They were handed out to classes, necessary to' ,cover a student's . whole thing is up iti the air"; t able. posted If not pubhsbed, to all students; but and students filled them in. but as soon alt they share of the direct cost of the co- said. "In case they don't get tt precisely ~hen and where were they available. we~ereceived they were dumped, by weIlopprograril. The,U9iversity of money, the students are alrelld and to whIch students? ' ., ~ " tramedsecretaries, in/the garbage.

Waterloo administration, how- marked down to pay". .

Then begaJl:an exercise in.fudBty fan1iliarto·.:,N~ wQ~!1er the Warriors lost. Can good guys ever; in.ists that there are addiAnother commission liS eu: every stude~t:Iende~v:oured to find out so~~. ~ili1Ec:GJttd..tes said itlong ago: "The race is' tional, indirect costs to run the 'r.ently looking into these mdire. thin~ ~hjch :it was ~QtJnlhebest interests of the ", n6~ to,' t~~:8wift,not the battle, to the strong, program and that the co-op fees costs. Findings should be ~ rl admmlStratlOnto dIvulge. Access to the results neIther btead to the. wise, IT'or riches to men of should serve to allay these 'as -leased during the winter terl of the teacher-assessment lists would certainly understanding, nor favour to men of~skill' for ./ next year. ~ well. be in the ~_tudents! best interests. I~ w,ould·enable tim~ ~nd chance happen to them all. " Vanity of them to pIck and choose, and pOSSIbly eNen weed _ vamties, says the Preacher; 'all is vanity:" . ,out the deadbeats, dogmatists, and undesira: bles. But would it be in tlie tiest interests of the profs, of. the majodty of profs? You bad .to ask yourself that. And, obviously, the answer is no. , Granted, a univ.ersity professorship shouldn't 'be su.bjeCt to popu"larity polls. And, admitted. ~ (The Rev. Dr. Tom York is United Church Chathe most popular prof I ever knew - Andy An- plain to UW and WLU. His office is in St. Paul's' , ' . ' tippas at Tulane -:- got sent to prison recently for , College.) announcements, notices ,all UW's career services office is looking for ,a new logo to identify other-publications released froi the department. A_contest OpE to all current members of tl

by Jacquie Griffin Imp~int staff

lawyer and influential business figure Trev~r Eyton, has; been b6noured wIth the creation of the Eyton Chair in Enterprise: Eyton, chairman fr.om 1983 to

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UW students living in the newly constructed Columbia Lake townhouses were informed this week they will not be forced to pay the business phone rates originally demanded by Bell Canada. The issue came to a head when tenants protested the move that would have seen them pay almost four times

the standard residential fee.

According to Federation of Students President Ted Carlton. the decision, officially handed down on Wednesday, was exactly what the townhouse issues committee was expecting.

Townhouse residents will be charged' the residential rate if phones are installed only in the kitchen and at the top of the stairs. The same applies if only individual phones are installed in the bedrooms. each participating occupant paying separately. The students may

not, however, apply for extensions to the group phone in their bedrooms.

Carlton said this arrangement is designed to ensure each tenant's right to apply for an individual phone. and to make room for the installations of computer modems in the future. While he admitted the system may infringe on the privacy of those sharing phones. he said the problem can be solved by simply buying a cord extension long enough to reach the rooms. . Despite the ruling, the originaUegis-

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by Bridget Moloney Imprint staff A non-existent sidewalk. insufficient night lighting, and no traffic lights where one appears necessary are some of the current safety concerns of students at the University of Waterloo.

In response to a question regarding the lack of a sidewalk on the road leading from Fed Hall to Village 2. Nick Oz.aruk, director of the health and safety department. said no concerns have been brought to his attention. He agreed that in the winter when the road is perhaps slippery and the snow banks are high, both students and cars are forced to share the road. leading to a potentially haz.ardous situation. In addition, at 1 a.m.. when Fed Hall. closes high numbers of students and cars use the road.

Now aware of this issue.

Ozaruk claimed he will "take the recommendation under assessment". After an initial assessment of the location, the health andsafety"committee, under the

jurisdiction of the physical plant department. will rate the seriousness of the situation and assign it a priority. This will put the situation on a waiting list for the funds necessary to install the new sidewalk.

When asked about the need for a crosswalk or traffic light for students crossing Columbia Road near the new student townhouse development. Ozaruk said crosswalks are the respDDsibility of the Waterloo Regional government. However. the university can request a "traffic count from the region which will count cars on Columbia as related to the number of pedestrians crossing and the time of day". The flow of traffic and the number of pedestrians crossing Columbia at that spot probably will not warrant the installation of a traffic light, he said.

Dean of Students Ernie Lucy said he was not aware of the need for a sidewalk on the road leading from Fed Hall to Village 2, n()r<with the need fora pedestrian crossing on Columbia. In--

Women's Commissioner Wendy Rinella is a member of the university's sexual assault committee. Emergency telephones, better night lighting and widening and straightening the path through the dense patch of trees leading from Minota Hagey to University Avenue are some

formed of these issues, Lucy expressed concern over them and over the need for adequate lighting on campus at night.

Lucy referred <to the Women's Commission 8S a group which plays an active role- in trying to improve safety on this campus.

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lation that Bell Canada was acting on, which specifies that four or more phone extensions on one line may be subject to the business fee schedule. is still in place. Carlton said because a Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission tariff policy remains on the hooks, this week's decision "could stilI be open to change." The next step is to "see that the tariff is changed and to establish that four students living together does not constitute a business," said Carlton.

of Rinella's key concerns in the attempt to increase safety on this campus. Rinella said she hopes the efforts to improve safety on campus will result in the implementation of safety standards for all universities in Ontario.

Cor.respondence students get chance to meet profs

by Robert Gissing Imprint staff September 25 marked the mature student/correspondence student luncheon, As part of the two-day event featuring tours of campus facilities used to record lecture packages; the correspondence students had a chance to introduce themselves to their

professors and mingle at a special wine and cheese held for them at the University Club.

Correspondence students from as far away as Washington Port, New York. were in attendance for the activities, showing that this program has an "international" appeal. The luncheon held last Friday at the Laral Diningroom in South Campus Hall.

attracted more than 80 students.

Isobel Mackay; co-ordinator of the mature student services. said in an interview that, ..... it is good that correspondence students have a chance to mix with students taking courses on campus and to talk about professors and courses just like regular students. This action is very healthy for all involved."

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sonnel. Since many of the stu- out (usually in regards to condents in residence are freshmen, . struction and maintenance) dur"they know no other way. They ing the summer when there are Students at the U~iversity of " don't know that institution food not enough unionized workers Western Ontario are still caught is not the same as restaurant on campus. The administration is therefore opposed to the rein the midst of food service food", Trimble said.

Trimble said that ha'd the stu- quest. , strike. The strike is going no where fast. dents experienced the residence Although the strik-e is now in food prior to the strike, coptPrior to the strike, UWD had its third week, students atUWO plaints stemming from the taste not contracted out its food serviseem to actually know where of the food would have been lells. ces. The.llniversityhas made no McGill _ J' The only difference now that the . plans for doing so in the future; their next meal is coming from.

Five-hundred workets are off strike is on is a marked reduction The wage demands are a com. ~t. McGill Univers.ity, the ad~inistr~tion is investigating-theposin menu items, he says. the job: 200 food service emslbdlty of constructIng,a hOUSIng complex to lodge more than 200 plete mystery. It has been cited .

Volunteers and administra- as an issue· yeLno request has' students. ployees anQ 300 maintenance tive personnel are 'keeping the been put forth by "the.union. "It II , There is some concern, however, thatthe proposed location is too personnel. . The 3,000 students in resimouths fed.~yn Brooks, West- absolutely boggling", said Trimfar from campus. .' ,. .' ern's director of food services; ble. dence are the, universitt's , .number one priority. Initially, said they are back in business .

McMaster The director of personnel indidining was restricted to two' "If the union is out six months, halls. At the beginning of thil then they'~e out six months", cated "we're' holding our own T~e men's rugby team at Mac pushed their way through a line-up here" and was confident that no outSIde !he Rathskeller J:!~b. The teambad brought its rookie night week, food distribution was resBrooks.said; The two issues in the strike are Qffeio,;would be reached until the c~rebra~lons t~ the ~stablishment. The team. also proceeded on atage, . tored .to all of the residence dinunion brought a realistic ap- disrupting Chff ErIkson who was perfornung that evening. A Mac contr.actirig out· and·wages. inglIalls. praachto the bargaining table.

D~posable kjtchen-ware and player said apologies would' be forthco~ing. ' With both sides not budging self-made bag lunches have also The union wants the univerbeen signs of the union walkout. sity to cease all contracting out and the university coping well, York Student sentiment on campus . where a union employee coufddo food service and maintenance is quite neutral according to Bill the job. Tne !lniversity, how- , workers at Western may be in for- 'Five York students and one staff member were charged with stealTrimble, director of UWO per- -ever., does most ofitsc.onttacting .a long walk-out. , ing, ~el~ing and fo~ging mar~s. on exams last June.

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does not survive past Christmas, the resulting t,estimony not only reflects upon the Queen's stuAlcohol and partying have al- dent body but says something ways been associated with uni- for ~ll of the country's 400,000 . versity students. And at Qu~n's ' university students.

Th~pub offers mix of jazz, ' University, students,1iave never been noted for their teetotaling. folk and rhythm &: blues. The' Well, that image may change. pub also plans on hosting old On September 18, The,Alma movie nights and casino nights Mater Society (AMS), Queen's as well.

Here at Waterloo, Federation student government, opened up' thdirlit non-alcohol campus pub of Students president Ted Carl. . in Ganada,' ton said there are DO similar The concept comes in the wake plans in store for this, campus. Atof wide-spread conCern over this' university, the underage . booze and, those who over-coD- students can enjoy ·the offer~ngs . !lume it: namely,'a large core of of Fed Hall providing they disuniversity students. ' play a "thanks but no thanks" An editorial appearing in the button.

Conestoga College in KitQueen's Journal summed things up, " dieper. meanwhile, is waiting to "If it fails, an enormous iiivest- hear from the ministry of health mentof time and money will be whether. the college's CAPE prowasted. But far worse, the'in- gram (Campus Alcohol Policies ability of. Queen's students to arid Education) is eligible for enjoy a pub that offers~a smor- provincial funding. gasbord' of entertainment without booze may be testimony to . The program is targeted at fir: the dominant and unhealthy role st-year students. The aim of the alcohol plays in the social sphere program is' to caution students on the effects 'o{ drinking too of most Queen's students."

Each college and university much.

The college's proposal calls for has its own merits, yet if this, new pub, the Na Banrighinni a p~ice tag of $7, 700~

Don't be surprised tf ()ttawa's ,CarletQnUniversity becomes the . largest Russian_speaking campush! Canada - or North America foitha! matter.

Starting this month, Soviet television, live from Siberia, will be broadcast daily on camptis .• The· Canadian Donner Foundation, which supports stuqies in international affairs: has granted $82,000 toGatleton's Institute of Soviet and East European Studies to set" up a receiving dish to track four Soviet. Molniya (Lightning) satel~ lites. 1ielevision signals to the 'northern part13f the Soviet· Union are transmitted every day , via the satellites as they cross North America on their elliptical orbits. Transmissions to the university will start atabout 4 p,m.

(EST) ea~h day and, the university hopes, will eventually be broadcast 2~ hours a day .. Students can watch the broadcasts in any classroom; as all are, equipped with TV's, and various nationally for any years on many Singing and Suffering in the lounges on campus. Carleton is New Testament themes, incIud~ the .only university ,in .Canada Book of Revelafionis the subject where you can get such program- of a sermon-to be ·preached by ing the mysterious final book of Paul Minear in tIte chapel of the Bible. He is the author of mirig. .

New Testament studies and The broadcasts complement ConradGrebel College {It 7 p.m. . of Biblical theology at Yale DivCarleton's exteosive Soviet Stu- on October 4. most recently (1987) of Death dies program, .which )ncludes four years of language training. , Minear i! profel!!mr emeritus , Set to Music, an examination of Graduates often· find employ- inity School in Connecticut. He four major musical works ex. ment as translators or in Cana- has lectured and preached inter- .:pressing the Gospel. ,dian embassies in Eastern Europe.. , But, of course, the Soviet . , . broadcasts are-not intended . solely for those in Soviet Studies who want·to land cushy government jobs. Some students are just curious to see what the So- . Randy McGlynn of Waterloo, . viets 'have to say about Canada a: 1972 graduate of the Wilfrid McGlynn is employee benefits and the world. According to. Laurier University, IS the uni- consultant for Lackner,McLennan Insurance Inc.jn Kitchener.

Larry.Black. who supervises. the versity's Alumnus of the Year.

At Laurier, he was a football Soviet Perception of Canada letterman, and an active member 'Project, many people just want· . to find out how Soviet broadcas-' ,AnnQuncement of the award of the alumni association for 10 ters announce Soviet/Canadian ".was ~ade '."h~n the . WLU yeats who now represents the hockey games. '·Alum01 ASSOCI~tlon held It~ re- graduates on the university's . . centRom,ecomlng celebratlons. bQ~rd of governors ' -

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Western , " Off~camp!,-s studeQt parties are causing tensions onceagafu; ~ndon police are cracking down on parties because of complaints from !he c~mmunity. The nUlI}ber of !ines being laid has already im;reased In thIS latest wave of antagomsm between the city and university community. .

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"Robin aanks is very well "I think the province is fortu-· qualified and well situated to fill nate to have someone who not .this post," Wright commented only has a deep understanding of- . today. "I have every confidence the universities but who has also ' in him, and have made clear to -, functioned tfiroughout hisadmi~ him that he will have full author- nistrative appointment as a ity and responsibility to do the teacher and researcher," Banks · job;" . said. "I thiQk that gives him a As for the Brzustowski tremendous advantage in underappointment, Wright said he standing the real problems and feels the UW' vice-president is oPl?ortunities in the field of post"superbly qualified for the posi- secondary education today." ,tion, both as an academic and As for his own new appointthropghhls years: as a 'seniorment, Banks prOmi~~s .to "con-;. ,admini$tratC)l' the Waterloo. '. camplis. ." . . ~.. -" continued OIl"" 1.

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An Ontario Court of Appeal decision thi~ week to ovet:tllrn a SIl.a mUlion liability award to a paralyzed Brampton youth is g()od nes for . everyone,. . . The original award was levied against the City of Brampton-after . the Ontario Supreme Court found fhe city 75 per cent responsible for an off·road motprcycle accident in a BJ'ampton gravel pit. The 4eclsion was seen as a catalyst in the recent of skyrocketingliabilUY ." insurance c o s t s . .

Tuesday's 'appeal,court decision was greeted with a sigh of relief from the insurance industry, the city itselfand a h08t of other municipalities, school boards, hospitals and the like which have been ; subjected to huge increases in1nsurance premiums.

If the ruling stands (an appeal will likely be made to the Supreme Court of Canada), there should be an easing in the insurance market.

Although the premiums of municipaliti.es and other institutions were the most affected by the award, auto insurance rates have also risen dramatically in the last few years. We should probably see a stabilizi1lg effect in premiums - a welcome change for students. who are often .hit hardest by insurance companies.

When the award was first made, it stunned the industry !by placing the bulk of the blame on the city, despite the fact. Michael McErlean, who was 14 atthe time ofthe 1977 accident. was racing his dirt bike in the restricted area. The appeal court judge found that the Onta~io Supreme Cou~t decision was wrong in placing blame on the city, saying McErlean's young age did not relieve him of responsibility for his actions. . .

Despite the soundness of this decision, McErlean;s parents were shocked. They had been counting on the money to support their son, ,now 24. who is brain-damaged and a quadriplegic. While McErlean's is a tragic case, it is ,obvious most of 'the blame fol;' the incident lies· with McErlean himself and, indirectly, with his parents who let a 14-y.ear-old kid have the dirt bike in the first-place.

He is deserving of,ourpity, but it is noUair to expect all of society to bear the burden of his m~stake. The original ruling undoubtedly had. an adverse effect on insurance premiums;' if the decision is allowed stand (by the Supreme Court of Canada), we will all pay the price, either directly through premiums or indirectiy&hroughtaxes.

And, the door will be open f-or$imilar legal actions; -.

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A trip;toSBQ Land Ever been to Barbeque Land? It is definitely' not as mindnumbingly thrillingias.Canada's Wonderland but it probably cost as much to b\lil~ 'when it was (inishedmd people live there all year round! I'm sure soine of y~ueven know peo.piewho li"e there and you. didn't even know it (I know of two families who didn't realize they were moving to one til it was t90 late;) . .

Yes, ride up ~itchener's. Queen Street N. til you hit FischerHallman Road then turn right. And as you ride up and down the hills toward Waterloo and past rich farmland worked for maybe as long as people were,settled here yOU wiUbegin to ~mell them.Yes •. spra\Vliilg over the tops of the hills til they even run down their slopes are the shanty-towns' known individually by such. names as. Green Grove Glen or Poplar Forest Retreat or Redwood Estates but can b.e collec-· tively referred to as Barbeque Land.

Here you can find houses built of. such materials as steel studs' (maae from the same high 'quality material that goes into"auto bodies) A,nd held together by the sheet..rockwalls ontheilisid~ (the side Y'ou hang your pictures on). ' ' .

In the summer you can·see all the families happily barbequing out in front of their garages betause the backyard is too small and mo.re than likely hasn't been sodded yet (what's alo'ur by eight metre piece of Kentucky Bluegrass cost anyway) and they all look forward to the soft evening rains that will fill their basements' to .over-flowing, fulfilling what the, developer said about the eventual swimming pools that wpuld be built. .

As I. was leaving I had to' think about the kind of middle class presllure· that· would force raJional people to spend outrageous sums . of money for such low quality,'high density housing arid the sheer- . ,greed it could tak~fQr a housing contractor to build such inferior homes. WhenT got'back into the core and away from the smell of searing tube-steak I felt a wh()le lot better to come home to my small attic room with its stacked milk crates for "helves and the CBC on my radio. I feel that it is a worth while dream to one day own a house to . raise a f!tmily in but I. also feel that it is unacceptable to settle for sub-division conditions all they currently stand..

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A big roun~ of applau$e for the more -chamnlging aspects problems. education officials in Water- of'becoming an adult in the The benefits of such a move 100 .and WelUngton counties. modern wprld. Teaching are of global proportions. It Board members- this week teenage students the more seems to lIle that many ofthe approved a course on nuclear subtle aspects of the 'arms problems, faced by the world awareness for local high- race·,' rather than hapha- are do to ~ lack of education, school·students.The move is zardly exposing. them to an .and many destructive populate in coming, but it coqld set adult world of fear; will make 18l'sentim~nts are· the prothe pace for change right for succeeding· generations ducts of either ignorance or across Ontario. that can react responsibly to intentional misinformation Wellington County school the pressures. of modern at the highest levels of board spokesman Terry. technology.. government. Well educated Lynch says the course. called Of course, 'One of most -youngsters may grow up to "Nuclear Awareness: War - obvious objections to this . be responsible adults, and and Peace fn the- Nuclear initiative is the possibility of may even bring an end to the . Age", will include subjects . either misdirecting students mindless paranoid sheep vot. such as the arms race, arms or shaping ·their malleable ill8practices that have control negotiations: and minds toward one extreme or. become so popular, and so agreements and the conse- another. Howevep, education, dangerous. as of late in the quences of the arms race. officials are ensuring "objec-' lVestern lVorld. ,.

It always seemed ludicrous tivity", and if in fact those at that after several decades of, the head,oUhe classroom are Mike O'Driscoll living under the .threat of properly trained to teach nuclear devastation, our edu- only facts as such. and cation systems had yet to rec- oppolling theories neutrally, ognize that threat as one of there should be few

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alone I, perceive my assefs and abilities. Besides, the university is trying to set up a positive wor king en vironmen t for women on campus with its upcoming employment equity pol. icy, and even has a policy and ethics committee to set and govern moral standards that prohibit 'discrimination because of

Are you female'? Between the :lges of 18 and 25? Have you ever narried. lived common-law, had 1 child or an abortion?

Most of use would click off an mswer to the first couple of luestions without a blink. By the hird question, however. we'd be Nondering who's doing the ask.. sex, age, marital status ... (or) .ug and why they want to know. family status .. .' It's not sexist ~ut that's what they ask you if . here." !ouire an aspiring Miss Ok to)erfest Beauty Pageant ContestWell, time to smell the coffee mt. And that's what you very and hang up your books. Not only does university President lwn university wants to know.

Doug Wright believe, as a sup00. And should you admit to the porter of the the pageant, that hird question, well, yes you you're less of a woman if you're lave given up your virginity not a virgin and don't fit the baand at such a young age, too}, thing suit, he thinks helping you rou might as well hang up your become a real, virginal, unloved lathing suit and your books beand untouched woman with a :ause you don't have much of a 35-inch bust size is more impor:hance in this world. tant than helping you reach your, "Ridiculous", you say. "Beauty educational goals through provilageants have nothing to do sion of a positive working environment that says having a brain lVith how the university, let

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The most ironic thing in this is that Wright is, through his support of the pageant on campus, going against not only his personal opinion. but the opinion supported by the administration and many student as well. He said on CHC radio last year that he considers beauty pageants "dumb" events. More than 1,500 female and male students signed a petition against the on-campus pageant. The ethics committee policy is against it. He should know - he heads the committee.

Maybe he'd like to poke his head in the door of the Women's Centre alternative-event coffeehouse next week (as if that could reverse the damage). There are other money money-making ideas at this university that could work, with a little more support ...

Caitlin Jenkins ERS 4th year

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Vegetarianism as a cull

By Dawn Miles Last winter, there was a discussion in the Campus Centre on cults. When the speakers finished, a woman asked a question, using the UW vegetarian club as her example of a cult. When I heard about this, I thought it was funny that anyone could hold such a ridiculous opinionafter all, the club was just a group of people who didn't eat meat, for many different personal reasons ranging from health to religion to culinary preference. Then I paused· to think: do people really feel threatened by the club? Do they believe that we are trying to convert impressionable young people with a subversive doctrine? How could such ideas develop in an intelligent university student's mind?

The vegetarian club's motto is Education for Health and Peace, and this is what we try to do. As the author of an earlier vegetarian column said, "the facts are there. but people have to make their own decisions. We're not out to convert people, because con- , version has no substance."

(Imprint, Sept. 25, 1986). We want to educate people· so they can make an informed choice.

For example, if you were to ask us, we could tell you about all the scientifically . proven health benefits of eating less meat. Such a choice could benefit your health, the health of the world's ecology and health of the world's hungry people. (Not to mention the health·of the animals - you've go to admit that live is healthier than dead.)

We could also discuss the peacefulness of a vegetarian lifestyle with you. It is less exploitative of third world countries to avoid meat. It is less violent not to have to kill your food and not to subject animals to adverse conditions of many production methods.

Many of the world's great people have been vegetarians for these reasons.

Perhaps someone you admire is a vegetarian. Could it be that Einstien was so smart because he refrained from eating meat? Ghandi got his strength from veggies. It may be that Paul Newman is aging so well because he's a vegetarian too.

Who are we trying to educate? Well. for one, intelligent, curious people such as you who are reading this now.

For another. those who are trying to improve their health

and are concerned about the ecology and the survival of our planet. Also, we try to educate . ourselves. Some of what we learn is serious stuff like that mentioned above.

Other things are more lighthearted, for example we learn new recipes at pot luck suppers. New cooking techniques at demonstrations and the locations of really good restaurants. We learn about things like ecology by watching movies like The Mission (I'm glad popcorn is vegetarian.

We use a few different methods to try to educate people.

We have had booths in the Campus Centre on days like World Vegetarian Day or at the Health Alternatives Fair.

We welcome interested people to our events. We have a library in the club's room that has books you can browse through or sign-out. Lastly, we make ourselves available in the club's room at scheduled times to answer questions or just to have a conversation.

Many of us were omnivores previously, so we can relate to what you're thinking. So if you're curious or interested, take advantage of our willingness to share with you. You can be sure we won't bite.

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by Chris Ge~rard (8 pseudonym) Imprint staff I have been reading an interesting book lately entitled Homosexuals in History, written by noted historian A.L. Rowse. I had always known of,a few prominent people in the past who had had same-sex preferences, but this book uncovered quite a few more.

The book is also interesting as it gives a brief history of each person. Unfortunately, it concerns only males from the Renaissance onward, but, still,' that is quite a few people.

So, I thought I would share some of the names ofthese famous men with you, and why they are so notable. For a more detailed examination of the following people, I encourage you to pick up a copy of the above book - it contains a great deal of information on them, their loves, lovers, as well as what we know that points to a same-sex preference.

Everyone has heard of Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519), and Michelangelo Buonarotti (1475-1564), both famous for their art.

Leonardo was also an engineer, horseman, and musician. Michelangelo was as. well sculptor and architect, and prunter of the dome of St. Paul's Basilica in the Vatican.

During the reign of Elizabeth I. the following men were known to have asame-sex preference: Christopher Marlowe (1564-93). poetsnd play write; Emperor Rudolf II (1552-1612},best known as the patron of Elizabeth 1's astrologer and his medium; Antonio Perez (1534-1611), Secretary of State to Philip II for 11 years; Anthony Bacon {1558-1601}. brother of Francis Bacon (15611626), both homosexuals.

Francis Bacon was alive in the time of the Court of James I (1566-1625) - James himself preferring men over women - and was one of the most brilliant minds England can claim. Another notable in James I's circle was Robert Cecil. who managed James's accession in England. .

Louis XIII of France (1601-43) preferred men, but did have relations with women, eventually producing two sons, Louis XIV (quite heterosexual), and Philip, Duke of Orleans (1640-1701), who was gay, and a distinguished soldier.

The eighteenth century aristocracy was far less prejudiced against homosexuality, as shown in the writings of such as John, Lord Hervey (1696-1743), Court official, effective politician, writer, and pursuer of men. Other notable gay men of the time were Horace Walpole (1717-97), creator of Strawberry Hill; the poet Thomas Gray (1716-71)i Sir Horace Mann (1701-86), described in Rowse's book as the "pivot of Anglo-Italian society for nearly half a century": artist Thomas Patch (d 1782): Frederick the Great (1712-86), King of Prussia, who elevated Prussia from a secondrank German state to that of a great European power; and Johann Joachim Winckelmann (1717-68), first of the modern Hellenists.

The nineteenth century enjoyed the presence of such men, all with same-sex preferences. as the writer William Beckford (17591844): Lord Byron (1788-1824), poet; Tchaikovsky (1840-93), who needs no explanation; French poet Paul Verlaine (1844-96), French novelist Marcel Proust (1871-1922); American poet Walt Whitman (1819-92): American novelists Herman Melville (181991) and Henry James (1843-1916), and, of course, Oscar O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (1856-1900).

Serge Diaghilev (1872-1929) was a crucial figure in the history of the arts in the twentieth century in both Russia and abroad.

Also in this century were Andre Gide (1869-19511, French writer; the novelist Somerset Maugham (1874-1965). who, at the end of his career, said candidly that his greatest mistake had been that "I tried to persuade myself that I was three-quarters normal and that only a quarter of me was queer -- whereas really it was the other way around": novelist Hugh Walpole (1884-1941): T.E. Lawrence (1888-1935). known as "Lawrence of Arabia", who participated in the liberation of the Arabs from Turkish rule; E.M. Forster (1879-1970), novelist; poet W.H. Auden (1907-73); French writer Henri de Montherlant (1896-1972); Yukio Mishima (192570), "the first Japanese writer of our time for the West"; and John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946), economist.

That is a lot of names. And I have left out a great deal more in an attempt to keep this column to a reasonable length. All of these men (especially the last group from this century and the one before) made monumental contributions to society, and the welfare of person kind. I have not given them their due here (Homosexuals in History is more than 300 pages long, and still leaves out a great deal about those described between its covers). But iUs rather interesting to see that all of these great men at one time or another (some more than others) have pursued their same-sex preference.

At some point in the future. I will take a look at impressive gay women in the past, so stay tuned.

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In Singapore, everyone joins to do such things as completely head: ~'I didn't know if it wa is 24 and a1)out, 5'8"; a pretty face Others are from countries more the army at some point - it is disa~llembling their rifles in him, all I know is I just belte, wi~Jia brairi"He'!La easy going, ,c~mn:lOn,t;othewp~ld commun- compulsory. It is not something under a minute while blind- him." Fortunately, during hi : ~i y~.;; ~, " " ,,' - ; " ;~", j ,,; ' . , ' , /" , 'uQique to snta~ countries; the . folded. Something he thinks he time there there was only tha USSR also DractIces this. as do 'can still do, if a bit slower. one fatality. Casualties on th Sweden and China. In Jhis way He is relaxed and, as can'rea- other hand were numeroUE ' , " " " " " , " , ,', ' , , ' , most civilians above a certain sonablybe expected, his life isF,rom a number of 120 only 6 , " age will have had some military together. Through the window, graduated. the others gettin , ' ' '"' experience. outside is beautiful. Beyond the withdrawn due to broken bone Andre was drafted at the age up-thrust of a Village 1 resi- ,and torn everything else. of 19, the time most of us are dence, probably 50 kilometres We talked about hill last yea , "",' , p o n d e r i n g whether or not we can away, a rldge of silt and boulders there, just before he came to U\\ tolerate our parents any longer. deposited there a millenniB' ago, During this period he earned ex Perhaps the only compulsory now covered by large green pedences that would make hi[ thing in the force is that you are flora, reaches up to markthe ho- gold to any perspective em drafted and you serve your com- rizon. It is picturesque: plush ployer: he had a staff of nine, h pulsory three years. You can be greenery turning into !1 clear, was responsible for conductin, anything from a clerk ,to pilot, light blue sky dotted almost 01'- investigations, generating re depending on your interest, derly with p.uffs of shiny white ports; judging minor csses, ani . by Elizab.th McCallum at home. even ifyou're not liviJ;lg background, and aptitude. Be- cumulus. ' k e e p i n g cadet trainees suppliel in it right now. Never leave any- cause of his eyesight, Andre did IlDprint staif The conversation continued, wUIt all that was required dUI thing even remotely precious be- not chose to be a pilot; however, drifting back to his officer cadet' ing their training. As there direc Most people loo~ fo{ward tp •hind, becaus,e your family will" he came out oftraining as an of- stage during which he traveled commander, he had to be ther uriiversitt with 'expectationL bti determined hHhiow out any- ficer, a distinction reserved to to three different neighbouring when they got in trouble with th soJl!.~. wit apprehepl!ion;eve- ,'thins..an .• d ev,'erythiilgyou'.ve ever th'e top seven per cent of regis- countries to practice on the'var- law or, end up in the hospitai ryone thi~}(s ,'his/her parents sav'eJt In an effort to "fmd the tel'S; , ious terrains. The highlight was During this period, he said, j look "forward to their children £1oor";8s they so qu~intly put it. ' What do they teach you in the when their, platoon. in competi~ WQS doubly. dull and difficull going to university with mixed They have yet to be .introduced army? I asked hin:t. He looked tion with' other cadets, had to The hours wer~ from seven inth pride and sadness. Not a bit of it.' to my university room in all its bored. ··how to ~ throw knives" . plan an assault on a make-be- morning to six at night and over . My 'parents were surprised glory. how to' stab people. how to fire lieve radar installation on 'a time came, consistently. that I even got in anywhere. and University food may be the guns." How to do war, I said. He nearby islahd. , -"You grow up quickly in th deaided the university had made , butt of many jokes and crud.e, smil~di' easing back in his chair, A sad point in our interview army," he told me. Indeed. a mistake. Fol'tunately for them, tasteless comments, but at least, "when somebody is chasing' or came ~hen he told me aboutthe Now of course you're wonder it hadn't. The big day came to you don't have to make it, have terrorizing you, you shoot~hem time when his friend drowned ing "this is all interesting, bu ship junior off, and when asked all the remarks about it directed between the eyes." while on a topography exercise. why?" - because be is a tunne it they were sad to get rid of their at you because you made it, and He came out of training as an His smile disappeared and his into a world we would only se little darling, they replied, you don't have to clean it up af- officer· and was put to work eyes became ,void of their usual when it's in turmoil, deformel "We're not sure who has the terward. I had been home for all training the new officer cadet crinkle. "they, bring you in 'by the~er-present pressures j bigger smile ,- her or us." The of three minutes when I was told sections in his corps. He was one (swampy area, deep forest) and exists under. We are fortunatE feeling to be free of each other we were having chicken for of several responsible for the ~ give you a map, some food and in Canada'we have the luxury 0 waS obviously mutual. Asked if dinner, and how was I cooking new trainees. The positions var- three days to come out. He went pretense; we may not oft,en see they would miss me, they said, it? It was my family's first expe"God, n.o. We don't want, to see rience with cafeteria-style food. - - - - - -.........--~------'-------------------,---------­ her til thanksgiving/" My sister, Here at university friends ar,e ,mumbled something about always there to eat with, and Christmas, then why didn't I they 'don't make rude comments wait til Easter. Allin' all, a about your eating habits, mainly smooth parting ofthe ways. I did because theirs are just as ,-bad. actually go back home two They don't constantly nag you weeks lateri but to see a concert, on the condition of your room, or not' to see my family. Trust me, to get you to do your homework two weeks was not enough. , - they want distractions as One of the first things I disco- much as you do - but they can v.ered when 1 got here was that also influence you to work, when evet:Yone wears a concert shirt of it's absolutely necessary. And some description. Wherl' I was they're there to party with, to get home. I tried to find mine. It took - homework answers from, to give , me a few good hours to trapk it advice, or juitto listen. Home down to th.e G.oodwill pile at the life is pretty good, and il's nic,e to back of a closet. This brings me go back to once in" a while; but to the part where you don'ttrust university is where your friends your family an inch in your room 'are, and it's a lot more fun.~

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cated agreement with PEP proposals. The NDP scored the highest with 95 percent of their responsesin agreement. The PCs fonowed with 58 percent "yes" answers and the Liberals scored the As the last clunpaign' ballo~n drifts intoobiiv- , lowest with only 49 per cent agreement with PEP. ion many interest. groups are wondering how That leads to an apparent setback for the PEP ' , much impact their election efforts will have on the group. action,s of the newly-'installed provincial governPart of the basic intention of such Ii project is to ment. One such group is the Project for Environbring environmental issues to the foreground, so mental PriQrities (PEP). that concerned voters can be aware of which poli----------~------------------------------~ PEP is the group that lobbied Ontario political ticians are not supporting environmental reforms, candidates for their response to environmental iri order to vote against them.. Numerous local and

By Peter Stubl.y issues in the recent election campaign. The coali- provincial press conferences and rather imprestion of more than 20 environmental organizations sive news coverage released the information that including the Canadian Environmental Law Asso- the Liberals were the least supportive of environA gun is a beautiful piece of equipment: It is a perfect matching ciation, EDI~rgy Probe, Sierra Club and WPIRG, mental reform as proposed by PEP. Yet these reof form and function. It is made of oiled, precision parts that work drafted· a questionnaire for politicians to fill out, sults had no significant impact on the outcome of ' togetherremQrkably well. A small action at the trigger results in a asking for their views ~n issues like water pollu- the «!Iection.

The fact that the successfully administered PEP biga~tionfar away. ' tion legislation, tritium exportation, garbage inA friend of mine is a member of a shooting club, and I went with cineration, park use and nuclear energy.. The questionnaire did little to sway voting behaviour bim to find out what it was like. It was satisfy_ng to lil\e up on the' questionnaire, along with a package of back- has lead some to doubt the worth of efforts like target, squeeze t~ trigger as slowly and as genUy as possible, and ,ground information papers, was hand-delivered PEP's. But project administrators point out that then to hear the. flat crack and feel the recoil 'as a small hole :to political candidates in 124 of a total of 130 there are other important impacts of such a project, The PEP package and the news coverage appeared in the target; There is a kind of peculiar pleasure in :Ontario ridings. served to educate both politicians and the public being able to shoot well, to place the small hole exactly where you , want i t . . ' ...

During the 1985 provincial election, less than about environmental issues. And PEP results can 'half of the candidates polled responded. This be used to get politicians to keep the shining I heard last weekend,that there are now about 60,000 hand guns time, 89' per cent of the total number of candidates promises they made during the heat of election in Toronto, according to the Metro Police, I!-nd more people are polled returned a completed questionnaire, destime. killed each year by hand guns than by impaired drivers. pite the fact that over 50 other interest groups also , As a lobbying tool, the J:ecords of politicians' The United Stlltes government has. been making a lot of noise prepared qUestionnaires. Jhe fact that PEP had responses to specific environmental questions recently about the s~ourge of global terrorism. and what must be ;such a high level of response shows that the iS,sues are highly valuable. Even though the Liberals done to prevent it. Last year, an American weapons manufacturer ~it contained were being considered as high prioripromised the least, they still agreed to half of announced that it had invented aplastic hand gun that wOllld not, :ties, and that's good news.for environmentalists.

PEP's reform. proposals, and their past record of he detected by metal' detectors. 'The only useful purpose of 8. carrying out environmental reform has been implastic hand gun is to be smuggled onto airplimes.

High response level, however, is not to be conpressive. The real test of PEP success, then, is , ' The National Rifle Associationislo"by~ng for the righHo cal'ry ifused with an agreement with the proposals PEP whether PEP results .will be used over the next armour-piercing ammunition.' :Armour-piercihgammunition is . ~uggest~d .for each issue. Politicians were, to only requiredwhen,trying to shoot. 'through· a police officer's Icheck-off a "yes", "no", or "uJldecided" answer il). few years to make the Liberals live up to all of .' bullet-proof,.vest. .,,:. . " , 'response to each queition. "Yes" ,responses'jndi- , ' their ecological c~mmitments.

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'DISSONANCE Action at a distance

By Mary Pickering,

Business centre aids'Young entrepreneurs trouble.

The Waterloo centre, located on Weber Street, has 15 offices already being used by small buIf you are a young entrepresinesses. neur thinking of -starting yourl . W J l' . t' d' · th C 't ayne os In, execu lve lrecown b usmess; e ommUDl y' tor of the centre, said that the Business Centre of Waterloo is' idea for the centre was·"to act as an incubator for beginning businesses. We offer an environment in which a company can grow and an entrepreneur can learn at a cost that is very modest."

The rent for a small business at the centre includes such extras as office equipment, office furniture, partitions. carpeting. and a telephone system.

Use of space at the Community Small Business Centre is restricted to businesses that meet certain criteria: the new business operators must be residences of the region. be in business for no more than one year (or just starting). and must have an acceptable business plan. Businesses that are somewhat compatible with existing businesses at the facility are also preferred. No professional practices, such as a dentist or a doctor, may occupy any space.

Lease terms are flexible and the rent includes all utilities. snow removal. garbage disposal. some taxes and insurance. . With all of these benefits for Wayne Joslin, executive director of the Small Business Centre. small business, Joslin said he is photo by Peter De_ . very optimistic that more business will come to the Waterloo centre as well as to the centres in

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the Ontario ministry ofindustry. trade and technology and the Regional Munieipality of Waterloo.

The w.aterl~)O centre has been operatmg smce December, the Cambridge centre opened in Au ~ust and a third centre will open In Kitchener in the next few months.

Senate by-elections Larry Richards. architecture, has been elected by acclamation as an environmental studies faculty member to UW senate. His term runs to April 30. 1988.

Leonard Guelke. geography, has been elected to UW senate as a faculty-at-Iarge member for the term to April 30. 1988.

There will be a by-election for one faculty-at-Iarge member to senate for the term to April 30.

1990. The candidates are Doreen Brisbin, chemistry; Ian Macdo-

nald. chemical engineering; and Gordon Slethaug. English. Ballots were mailed out this week.

A by-election will be held November 9 and 10 for anundergraduate-at-Iarge student representative to senate for the: . term to April 30, 1988. The candidates are: Vikas Bhargave, 4A. co-op systems design engineering; John Herbert. 3A, honours co-op math/teaching option; and Tim Jackson. 2A. honours co-op chartered accountancy studies.

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The new. deputy minister has , been vice-president (acl!-demic) at Waterloo, since Janu~y, 1975.

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appropriate uses of energy; he is the author of, a book on engineering thermodynamics.

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immediately following. comple~, tio.n of his PhD. and in 1971 became the' chairman of the psy,. chol08Y department.: He was Dlimed dean of, the Faculty of Arts in 1979.

Adlington, deputy minister of versity of Western Ontario.

As well as Adlington;'and now colleges and universities ,from Tom Brzustowski, Wright him1985 until his retirement this week. -, Adlington was a vice- ' self served as a deputy minister president at Waterloo from 1961 at Queen's Park and Dr. Burt to 1970, at which time he left to Matthews, former UW presibecome vice-president, (admin~ dent. served as well (from 198284) as chairman of the Ontario , istration and finance) atthe Uoi- 60uQcil on University Affairs.

including his PhD in psychology, at the University of Toronto. He Brzustowski's - new appointjoined the faculty of UW J~ 196~, , ment will see him replace Alan

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My name is Bob Horton and lama Christian. >Well, I'Ve said it. Now that we have that out of the way, I would like to tell you a little about this coluQln and why I am writing it.

As I said, I am a Christian. I make no apologies for that, I simply state it so that you will understand where I am coming from.

I wasn't always a Christian. I became a Christian during my ,years at Waterloo. I found, aSI was looking at the Christian faith that I had a great many misconceptions about Christianity and it is for this reason that lam writing these articles. I would like to talk,openl, about .some of the issues and concerns' that many people (including myself) haVl! expressed about the Christiim faith and the Christian church. I would also like to bopefully dispel some of the more common myths about Christians and Christianity.', . ., " With this in mind, lwould like to start with one olthe biggest problems/hangups that exist. within the Christian church: the problem of hypocrisy. " . Now, r should get a couple of things straight right off the bat.

First, there is a difference· between the Christian faith and the Christian church. When people refer to Ghristianity you Olay ask which they are referring to, the Christian church or the Ctifistian'" faith, or if they are referring to both.? Well, theChristian church, in ell of its varieties, attempts to live by the teachings of the Christian faith. One would assume thereforelhat Christianity is referring to the act of living by or trying to live by the preceptsofthe Christian faith. NGw, if we take the Christian faith to be what is written in the aible then we have at least ,a rough working definition of. what Christianity is. (I will deal more on the difficulties with this definition in a later article.) , Now on to the topic of hypocrisy within the C,hristian church.

First off, you will note that I did not say the problem of hypocrisy within Christianity (or the Christian faith) but within th~ church. Jesus said that tbe greatest commandment was this "Listen, Israeli The Lord our God is the only Lord. Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind, .and with all your strength.' The second most important commandment is this: "Love your neighbour as you love yourself;" (Good News Bible) Jesus felt that this summed up the commandments. If we look at the implications of this, we see that hypocrisy has .no place within the Christian faith. Yet, "everyone has sInned and js far aw~y from God's saving presence." Thus, because we are human and inherently sin!.,ul, we do not do as we should. We should love each other (and ourselves) completely but we are unable to because we are sinful. , Even as we are sinful, and don't love each other fully we find ourselves telling other Christians to do something and then we don't do it ourselv~s.People see us doing these things and say we are hypocrites and to a great extent they are right. We are hypocrites, but if we are to live as Christ has called us to live, we will strive not to be hypocritical. Further, when we as Christians see someone elte being hypocritical, we. if we are to love our brother, should understand our brothers failings as we would our own, This does not mean, that if we have an opportunity to explain the situation tactfully that we shouldn't use such a situation. It means that we should learn to be more tolerant.

When you 100JFat the Gbristian faith, or for that matter any faith. you should look to the founder. If what the founder says is credible and at least some ()f the supposed followers of the faith are able to live-out the teachings of the founder, then that faith is worth considering. Jesus Christ camelo teach us how to love one another. In my look at Christianity before I became a Christian, I . found that some people Who called themselves Christian actually did live a life of love and openness. It was pe,ople like that whose lives convinced me to become a Christian. It is a life like that I am trying to learn to 1iv~.

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by Fleur Macqueen Imprint staff Canada was invaded on July 28. 1987. Or at least the government made it out to look like that. And just who were we invaded by? "A boatload of harmless unarmed people" said Colin McAdam.

McAdam, a representative of . the Coalition for a Just Immigration and Refugee Policy. addressed a symposium held by the coalition at St. Matthew's Luthern churcn in Kitchener. on September 26. He was referring to the July 28 arrival of 154 Sikhs off the coast of Nova Scotia, which sparked national media interest and emergency government legislation.

Backlash against refugees cites 8sneed for legislation The coalition was formed last winter as a result of recent decisions by the immigration department concerning the acceptance of refugees into Canada. On Feb. 20, 1987, the Canadian government announced that some refugees would be turned back from the borders. The flow of Central American refugees leaving -the U.S. had greatly increased since the December. 1986. passing of 'legislation which punished American employers who hired immigrant's without legal status.

Since that time. two new pieces of Canadian legislation, bills C-55 and C-84, have been tabled. aill C-55, a refugee determination bill. was tabled May 5 to speed up the current refugee determination system. The existing system consists of eight steps and takes up to five years. :fhe proposed legislation il).volves only ·three steps arid the government proposes that a claim would take months in~ stead of years to process.

Currently, anyone arriving in Canada wno claims refugee status is allowed into the country and an inquiry is held to determine that person's status. With the . backlog created by the numbers of people claiming such status, and the right to appeal a decision. a person may stay in the country for up to five years while their claim is being decided.

Under Bill C-55, an initial hearing of the claimant's case wiU be held with an immigration adjudicator and a member of a Convention Refugee Determination Board. People with refugee status elsewhere and people arriving from "safe third countries" who have had the opportunity to claim protection there would be returned to these . countries.

The "safe third country" section has been a major source of controversy. The government proposes to draw up a list of countries which are determined "safe" for those people fleeing violence and- oppression their own countries. If people claiming refugee status have made their way to Canada via one of these countries, they would be expected to apply for refugee status there.

Immigration critics have noted that the list w-ould have to be frequently updated. 01' else people could be returned to countries wh(ch. would not protect them. . .

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The above chart, taken from Employment and Immigration's staff newsletter, compares existing legislation with Bill C-55 that the U.S. is not a safe refuge for Central American refugees, who are fleeing repressive governments (such as in Chile, Guatemala and El Salvador) or anti-government terrorists (the Contras in Nicaragua) who are financially backed by the American government.

Ken Lederer. a legal aid advisor with CARECAN (Central American Refugee Centre) in Hempstead, New York, said the American acceptance rate of Central American refugee clai-

was tabled,on August 11 during a special recall of the parliament from its summer break. The immigration department table!! the legislation in reaction to the arrival of 154 Sihks off the coast of .

Nova Scotia late in July. .The Bill gives the government powers to increase penalties for those who smuggle refugee claimants into, Canada (maximum· fines of $500.000 and up to 10· years in jail), impose heavier penaltfes on transportation com~

New laws would speed-up application process for refugess fromyeus of inquiries to a maUer of months, says gov't

mants is only 0.6 per cent. It is. panies that bring undocumented politically emharrassing for the persons into the country ($5,000 American government to aid a person), detain people who a~these countries and admit refu. rive without proper documentagees from those same countries and so will send them back there, tion until their identity can be established. 'and disallow those Lederer explained.

Benoit Bouchard. Canada's' who pose a security threat to minister of employment and im- claim refugee status.

McAdam said requiring ~igration. has been quoted in proper documentation of refugee the media saying that Canada claimants is a measure taken to will never turn away people in keep as mapy as possible out. genuine need of protection.

Refugees often do not carry docWhether or not the United umentation in their countries as States wilJ be on the safe country they are on the run from their. list or not is unknown at present. governments. and if they must McAdam said the idea of putflee their countde,s they often ting . a refugee through a trial don't take do.cumentation with within 48 hours of arrival is an them for fear of being identified inhumane system.· Refugees wiiJ as anti-government. probably be tired and disor· Not only will such people be iented. They will also be unsure turned back at the border, but what they should say and they may have difficulty getting whether .01' not to tell the truth, to Canada jn the first place if as they may have fled countries where telling the truth .. to gotransportation companies are vernment officials meant tortur.: threatened with heavy fines and or death, McAdam said. jail terms for· carrying undocuA deterrents and detention bill. mented persons, McAdam SRlo. (C-84), intended to stop refugee McAdam berated the governtraffickers from bringing boat . ment for behaving as it refugees loads of people into the country, ,'. were a security threat to Canada

and that they should be turned back or held until their identification can be established. as the Sihks were for 28 days. He said such a policy is'not one Canadians want to show the rest of the world. especially after Canada was awarded the Nansen medal in 1986 by the United Nations for humanitarian work, McAdam explained the bills as being products of a Tory party failing in popularity. In January 1987, the Hawkes Committee, made up of human rights groups. refugee groups, legal people and politiciaQs presented Ii proposal for a more streamlined but jusJ refugee determination process. "

Instead, Bill C-55 was drafted and tabled. . McAdam s-aid that after the Oerlikon deal in December 1986, the latest of seven or eight party scandals, in which cabinet minister Andre 'Bissonette was forced to resign from the cabinet over a shady land flip deal. the Conservative party was "ripping itself apart."

In an effort to reunite the party, Mulroney listened to the demands of the ultra-conservative backbenchers. who demanded a "tighter reign on immigration, establishment of the death penalty and a fast track on free trade." .

"Now. in support of their new immigration legislation, the government is "ready to whip up all this hysteria" when refugees land on our shores. McAdam said, "confusing the public so that they think Canada doesn't' need such newcomers."

McAdam was extremely critical of the term "queue jumpers", which implies that refugees sucft as the Sihks were getting in ahead of people who had made claims for landed immigrant status. "It implies that the.re is only one door for people to get into Canada. and that refugees and immigrants are fighting each other to get through that door.

We aren't fighting each other, 'fe're fighting the government."

Refugees and immigrants are dealt with under two different systems, and separate numbers are maintained on each. In 1980, a(,:cording to the immigration department, 1.600 claimed refugee status in Canada. In 1986, more than 18, 000 people claimed such status, and 25,000 claims are projected for 1987.

Rather than seeing refugees as illegal immigrants (those unacceptable for landed immigrant status who claim refugee status instead). Canadians must be shown that refugees are people who are fleeing their country in fear of torture and/or death, said McAdam. .

He urged listeriers to continue .to write letters to the government and media. work with groups which aid refugees. demonstrate against the bills. lobby MPs and talk to people about what copsequences this legislation has for refugees.

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Volunteer·.fair set togo fair, said today's volunteers expect more from the volunteer experience. ~ .

"The new. volunteer expec~sto contribute more in terms of indi-

,vidual t~aining,talent and interests," said. Walsh. "At the same time, volunteers-; expect more in terms of personal satisfaction, useful experience and visible ' results.

"We believe Volunteer Fair '87 will respond to, and reflect, these changes."

The McEuen Scholarship Foundation Ipc. is offering a scholarship This year's fair will be held at which covers tuition, residence, basic expenses andis renewable Fairview Park Mall on October· year to year for students who wish to study at the University of St., 22, 23 and 24 during normal mall Andrews ,in Scotland in a three or four-year program. hours. Featured at the fair will Applicants must be Canadian, residing in Canada, and attending be some 45 exhibitors represent. university or eligiblefor admissionfo a university. Applicants must ing local charitable service , '. also be under 21, years of age.- . groupS. .

- Preference may "e give.IHo candidates o{Scottish ancestry or to "The theme of this year's fair the son of an alumnus of the University of St. A..!ldrews. will be 'Join Us'," said Walsh. , The winner. is chosen on the -basis of outstanding academic ':We hope a lot of people will do achievement and leadership potential.' Further information and just that. We're hoping to introapplications are available in the student awards office. Deadlirle is duce more members of th~ comJanuary.31, 1988. munity to the opportunities lind rewards_of volunteers service.

Reva Cooper, executive director of the Volunteer Placement . Service. of Kitchener-Waterloo, 'said volunteer work in Canada has a significant impact OR . society. , Cooper said a Statistics CanLive On Campus During The Winter Term 1987 ada study in 1979-80 showed that the equivalent of 15 per cent of Canada's adult populati,!-n ·SING.LE$1800.DQUBLE $1675. work as volubteers in some capacity.

INl'ERCONNECTINGROOM $1150 "The contribution of this Single $1800 I)ouble $1675 ~volunteer 'army' represented about $3.5 billion in earning ,if Interconnectlng'Room $1750 volunteers would have been paid in 1980," she said, "and we have reason to believe those numbers The fees include twenty-one meals a week, full growing. . " 'ma.id service, obvious social benefits as well as· . are"Certainly the need is grow; close p'roximity to the academic areas of the ing. We always needJ;Ilore volunteers. The annual volunteer fair campus. AppHcCitipnJor,ms mayb~ obtainedJrorn, represents our ~ffort to reach out ,the Housing Qffice". Village 1, 'or: Qij-ector of . directly to the cODlJJlunity and. to tap the ,pool of potential new 'Hpusing, Universltyiof WaterJoo,'Waterloo, 'On': volunteers. " fr tario. N2L 3G 1:;;.7:':1< .,.:; "1. .'; .' .. " ,;, ' ~ lrt'\~. .$~~: ~~ ~~ ._4:~~·~¥: Organizers of Volunteer Fair '87 will be placing special emphasis this year on the chang. ing nature of volunteer services.

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Jesus Offers the only meaningful be~eft of love and' compassion. solution to the problems that Sons, are betrayed by fathers," he . Having preached since the end face people in an alienated and said. "Many lack the support and of World War II to ever-growing emotionally t~isted society. He concern and love of godly parcongregations. Daniel is con- alludes to his. pwn conversion: eilts . People commit· suicide to stantly engaged in building pio"I was iiltent on having ,a rip- escape the disapPointments of . n~er Christian missions in needy ping time. ,And I wasjus! casting life. God doesn't want us to descommunities. The LEF has been off all moral restraint when'the ..: p*se His love. His goodness leads prayerfully traininR and serid'ing love of' God 'reached me. My. us to repentance.

"Many who were transformed in our meetings now serve God in hard places.' God does not want our hypocrisy and selfishness, but for us to start looking out to help the miserable, to lift the fallen. It is marvelous to see what can occur-when a young manor woman finds Jesus. What power for good can come out of . that life!'!'> ,. .

These life-directing meetings were a cl~ar challenge in the face of the loveless, prayerless, selfsatisfied Christianity that seems to pervade our advanced', socie!y. Daniel has seen the truth of the Christian message proved out in thousands of transformed . lives. He laboured last week . with every assurance' that God can lJ~rform the same miracle in the hves of UW students.

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Students are advised to retain tion is October 30.

Tuition. fee refunds will the final copy of 'their student amount to 100 per cent' before registration .forms (schedules) October 3; 50 per cent before Oc- for use in preregistration next " tober 31; no refund thereafter. term. There are many ,schedules , Refunds resulting from a change remaining in the registrar's ofin course load will normally be fice to be/picked up. , Further ,information is availamade in November.

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Sessions I andU, scheduled Centre for th~ New Oxford EngAfter,lo()king at ,a variety of for November 9; will host people lish pictionary will hold its third locations:, for a large data,llase noted for their work in building conference, The Uses of Large centre, O~fordUniversity Press large amounts of data With the Text Databases;. November 9 chose the University of Water- purpose of researching lanand 10. ' - ' . .

-, ," , 100. The project isru!) by. a team ' guage, s~ch, as Theodore, The confetfmee" con~ists' of cOqlprised ot Ma~hand Arts' faBrunner from the UQiversity of . foul' sessions, sttltus report- on • culty:triernbers; as well as pro- California. ,Those involved in the NilW OEfF project, and a grammers and UW co-op marketing>will also speak. ' number of speakers who are instudents. The dictionary is cur-Users and designers of large terested . in new approaches to, ,rently. on-line: and students text databas~s willappear'l\lopubli,bing aDd perceiving text. ;' ; doing ',resea,rch: have already vember 10. The, sessions will ',tliree years aga Oxfo¢Uniused i t : " .' take place in Siegfried fiatl at St., versity Press decided to ,create a The first two conferences, Jerome's College and .r~gistra;' new form of dictionary. Since "Conference' on Data" and,"Ad- Uon is at 8:30 a.m. November 9. the first02.'Jo~d dic;tionary masvarices in Lexicology," wer~ held Everyone, is welC;Qme to' attend. termind~&YJllJJle' Mut:raill.pd" in 1985,-,an,d 14188;,TJIi.,year~6 For, r,gis\raj:i8Q' ~tei1s cont~t publisheCfbetween '1884 'lind' conference 'wia) tiriJ)g'togetber Maria Fehlger'atthe Centre, for 1928, four supplements have lexicographers, linguists, com- the New,OED. . tf,~:,~

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Studentsa,nd faculty are offered ' the chance to study in China throughtll~ Ontario-liangsu Educational Exchange. . TheprQgram .which offers both long or short-term exchanges,is supported by the Obtario ministry of colleges and universities.

Jiangsu province, located in 'east-central Chinll, is a reflection of both historic and modern China. T.he country's most densely populated province also en~ joys' the country's highest per capita income. Ontario students may register in degree programs in Jiangsu provided they meet selection criteria. Knowledge of Mandarin, the standard spok,en Chinese language, is helpful but not essential for short-term pro- . grams (two to three months). , Unlike many similarexchange programs, it is not limited to specific departments. Students and faculty from any department , may apply. For those studenJsiti. their third or fourth, year or a post grad program, the chances of being selected are increased.

However, according to the program's·co-ordinator Doni~a Pot-' tie, much of the selection is based simply on "how well the applicant can justify his or ber purpos_e in participating." . Individuals are encouraged to decide on their length of stay. Up to two' years will be funded.

Short-term programs taught in English include acupuncture, ar;' , chitecture. business and martial arts. For faculty there ar,e oppor, tunities to teach in Jiangsu institutions. AU travel, accommodation. tuition and living expenses are covered by tnl:'

program.' , ' , Anne Marie Minigiardifroin the Kinesiologyprogram:aLUW' iltcUl'rently participating on the e)(change. Pottie herself took part in the program from1982~ 85. She said that "it's a time to , . get to try yomseIf. Without risk-' ,'ins any of your own money, you're able to open up your ho';'

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After 62 days at sea under extremely difficult conditions, Dr. David C. Nobes, UniVersity of Waterloo geophysicist. has returned from an ocean drilling program (ODP -':leg 114) in the sub-Antarctic part of the Atlantic Ocean.

His was one of four cruises that scientists hope will help unlock the puzzle as to how the structural features of the Southern Hemisphere came into being, including the movement of large land masses across the earth's surface (plate tectonics). The, focus of Nobes's trip was onthe development of water currents and paleoclimate around Antarctica and the South Atlantic.

"It was one of the most exciting cruises I've been on," says Nobes. "We broke all weatherrecords since deep ocean drilling started in 1968."

"Yet in spite of the conditions - 24 days of fog, 38 days of rain, snow or sleet. and 29 days of gale force winds. including 20 days when the wind was greater than 50 knots (100 kilometres per hour) - we only lost one and a half days drilling time," he reports.

It was the first ocean drilling cruise where waves broke over top of the bridge - with swells, during one storm. more than 40 feet high.

The drill ship, JOIDES Resolution, officially registered as SEDCO/BP 471. is equipped with a computer-controlled dynamic positioning' system; this controls 12 powerful thrusters, which maintain the ship over a specific location while drilling in water of depths up to 4,500 meters. The ship can suspend as I much as 30.000 feet (9.100 me-, ters) of drill pipe to o\)tain core; samples.· • "We were looking at the history of the opening of the Drake Passage, which is between Sout4\ America and Antarctica. I and the opening of the South: Atlantic and the impact on the oceanography and climate," says Nobes. "Before the opening of the Drake Passage deep Antarctic bottom water could not flow into the South Atlantic," he explains.

"The opening of the Drake Passage brought on a pronounced cooling period."

Sailing as a physical properties specialist, Nobes went from Port Stanley, in the Falkland Islands. across the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, ending at Mauritius. 500 miles east of Madagascar, in the Indian Ocean.

Throughout the trip. core samples were tested for acoustic properties. density and water content. Since sound velocity varies with water content and rock type knowledge obtained from the cores will helP.. in the interpretation of geophysical surveys generally.· Combined wHhbiostratigraphic and sedimentological studies, his work will alsn help describe ancient climates andhmd configurations, the historv of the ocean currents and the arrangements of the continents. through time.

"Modem day analogies can be made." says Nobes. "and. we may be able to predict climate changes in the future."

He says the Earth's irregular orbit - it's eccentricity. the angle of orbit and the tilt of the earth's axis - all interact to produce climate cycles. and can combine to produce glacial (cold) and interglacial (warm) periods.

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The crew recovered 2.300 memillions and tens of millions of ters of sediments from 12 holes years later."

Samples taken at the last site at seven sites. Data will be anahe studied on the Meteor Rise . lyzed and the first report is ex(about 1.000 miles south of pected to be published early in Africa). show evidence of a pro- 1988; a second report should be nounced cooling trend 9.000.000 ready for printing in 1989. years ago.

The international Ocean DrilOne of the oldest core samples, ling Program involves several dating back 100 million years, , other major nations of the world was found on the Northeast including the United States. the Georgia Rise (about 1,000 miles United Kingdom. France, Ger. east of the Falkland Islands). many. Japan and the European This was once an island that Science Foundation (Italy. The sank to the ocean floor. to a Netherlands, Sweden. Norway, depth of 2.100 meters. Similar Belgium and Switzerland). red, iron-rich clays were found on the volcanic seamount of Dr. Nobes who is a member of Mauritius. both the physics and earth scienA seven-story laboratory ces departments. came to UW in stack on the 470 foot-long drill the summer of 1986 from the Paship provided facilities for oncific Geoscience Centre, Victoboard examination of sediment ria. B.C.

Man goes batty, shoots flying pest

by Mike O'Driscoll Imprint staff Waterloo Regional Police force members. including the Emergency Response team, answered a call to 485 Parkside Drive in Waterloo September 29 after a number of residents reported gunfire in the hallway of their apartment building. ' .

The call came in at about 8 a.m. Within minutes officers had cordoned off the area bordering on the Sunny dale townhouses and were redirecting traffic while their specially trained colleagues took up tactical'positions.

Although police believed at the time they had a armed and dangerous suspect on their hands. and passing witnesses suspected a hostage-taking incident was underway. the actual situation proved to be less serious. An occupant of the building emerged just under two hours later, no one was injured.

Police said an unidentified man in his thirties apparently returned home from the night shift at work to find an uninvited bat in his apartment. Being short on hospitality. the man chased the intruder out into the hall. where he tQok care of it with a pellet gun.

Police confiscated the pellet gun. along with a handgun and rifle.

The batman was briefly taken into custody. although no charges were laid. not even assault and BATtery. Apparently the incident was not connected with recent Gotham City crime wave. although Commissioner Gordon could not be reached for confirmation.

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These hour-long sesSions are open to all students and will be held in Needles Hall, room lQ20. Sign-up sheets are available one week to the workshop in Needles HalL room HID!.

Knowing Yourself - the first step in assessing your qualifications for the job/career and preparing your notes for - 1:30; October resume. October 6, 11;30 - 12:30; October 8, 3:30 - '1:30.

Resume Writing - helpful hints in writing an effective resume, Learn what employers look for. October 5, 12:30 - 1:30; Oetober 6.

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Resume Critiquing - bring your own resume for analysis (prerequisite Reaume Writing). October 15. 11:30 - 12:30; October 20,3:304:30; October 22, 4:30 - 5:30; October 26, 12:30 - 1:30.

Interview Skills - make the most of your interview. Learn what employers watch for. See videotapes excerpts of actual interviews.

October 7. 3:30 - 4:30; October 14. 12:30 - 1:30; October 16. 11:30 _ 12:30.

Asserting Yourself in the Job Interview - practical ways of expressing yourself more successfully and overcoming personal difficulties. October 20. 11:30 - 1:30 (NH 3001).

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by 'ChristinE!"' fischer Imprint staff It's that time of the term already - time to make jobselections for the next co-op term. Job selections mean job interviews.

This is when -the fear begins, since appearance is an important factor in the all-important first impressions. As if worrying about what you will say to impress a prospective employer weren't enough. you also have to worry about how you look.

The choices in nine~to-five fashion this fall are many. Particularly popular this fan are the vibrant purple-and-teal combi~ nations. brought together in exciting abstract prints. These prints can be seen in soft sets, a combination skirt and blouse set which can be worn together as a dress or apart for flexibility of wardrobe.

The fashion scene this fall is experiencing a fifties flashback of the' classic black and white houndstooth, always right for _the office atmosphere. Paired with a flash of vibrant red, houndstooth is nothing less than a fashion classic. Houndstooth separates leqda great deal of flexibility to R-wardrobe because of its neutrality. Black and white checked separates have also made a comeback along with hounds tooth. Both are perfect solutions to the office. Wear di~ lemma.

The strongest colour family by far this faU is the browns.

Coppery browns, pumpkin oranges. and jungle khakis. are highly visible everywhere you look. Warm and sumptuous. separates in the brown,colour fam- . ily are available for nine-to-five wear in great variation. Pair an abstract-patterned soft set with a coppery blazer for a professional touch. Blazers this season have new lines; collarless, round necklines unfitted. This look is clean lined and professional, and can add an important finishing touch to your office-wear.

Sweaters are extremely popularin both men and women's wear. Brilliantly coloured and textured, animal printed路 and glittery, the right sweater can work on the nine-te-five scene as weH as the casual'one. A black

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Developing a Theme is the title olthe 1987188 season's opening exhibition at the UW Arts Centre Gfillery . in the Modern' Languages Building. ' .' ,Exhibited are' works by Fine Arts: De'partment. faculty members Art Green, Don MacKay and Anne Roberts, as well as pieces by UW alumni David Peter Hunsberger, Cindy McMenemy, Mary Catherine Newcomb, Ted Pol king horne, Erwin· Scheuermann, and Jan Winton; Whatever your artistic taste, you will certainly find something to tickle your fancy in the 'wide-array of media and styles.

The, pieces come in all sizes, from ,Ted Polkinghorne's minute Dancer (ink and, graphite on paper) to Don MacKay's enor. meus. room-height Night Shade (acryUc .paint on canvas). The, on!y.representative of computer technology, Mantal (cibachrome p~int of cOJllPtlter image), is also comributed by Don MacKay. Jan Winton exhibits the only e{fJhings of the exhibition; her Lafldlocked is a combination ett:hing with silkscreen. The ceramic sculptures of Anne Roberts (ie. WhHeQueen ,and Dance of {-ife) are intriguing, as are the works of Mary Catherine Newcomb. The hitter's" original' Escape Kit(wood, plaster, paint) c.ohtains interchangeable painted glass' panels which allow the viewer to participate in: the creation of a variety' of scenes. "

ment; Cindy McMenemy's wtitk An attractive catalogue avail.' able at the entrance will provide has been concerned with the deyou with inf.ormation on each ar- piction time passing. Her Metist and works exhibited The mory 01 a Vanished World (paint "Developing a Theme" motif:is on canvas, mixed media) and Reintroduced on the first page, by , 'membrances of, Things-Past, (acrylic on canvas, wood, mixed Fine Arts Professor NQ.ncy-Lou media) reflect, clearly in the tiPatterson: "What-does it mean to ' . develop a theme? The process 'tIes! her theme. begins with the search for all iri-: Don MacKay. doesn't talkternal vi81on, an image seen_ within. the artist's mind. Some~ about theine; he mentions that times the image is faint or fleet: although colour is the most no~ ing; sometimes it appears ticeable element of his work, unbidden and P!!rfectly formed. structure \nterests him most. , Usually it develops with relative The theme which lJnqerlies all of clarity but continues to modify Mary Catherine Newcomb's , itself as the artist continues to work is the relationship between contemplate it within •.. idea ,"everyday reality" and' the (theme} and image (form) are,for world(s) thaL we sense exist artists, so closely' related as to beyond it. Jan Winton reveals make at least a marriage, and at she has never approached her most that perfect unity, all artists work along thematic lines per se; seek." On subsequent pages of she has worked at a personal the catlilogue the artists have-the ' language of signs and symbols. opportunity to speak about their The subject of Ted Polkinghorlie's work is simply his studio own art and them..es. and what is in it, while Anne Ro, berts elabo.:ates on the individual theme of each of her works.

Art Green is interested in how The exhibition oplm'ed on Sep-' different people see the same thing differently. His oils on can- tember 10 and will run until Ocvas, including one with wood, tober 4. September 17 was the compare in size with the 'mixed date of the informal opening remedia and variations of oil and ception and lecture by Nancy-' acrylic on canvas shown by Lou Patterson. The gallery can Erwin Scheuermann. The latter be visited from Monday to Fri- enjoy~ working in a variet~ of day 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., and on , media, but' he is attracted to, Sundays from 2:00 to 5:00 p.m. paintingby,:tpll. exploration of Admission is free;' colour. !Fh~use of colour fn" David Peter Hunsberger's seri- , Do pick up, at the entrance, the photo by Andrew Rehage graphs, all on the theme of na- gallery pamphlet for 1987188.

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by ChriscWodskou 'IDlpdnt .taff ' , _,' So where the hell was everybody?-Thebestpairingofbandsto tum up at Fed Hall in a dog's age show up Wednesday night and there's maybe -l50 people tops who dish out the bargoon -price "'/I""''''''.'''''''·''Wi,

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Ah, well, yer loss, cuz in, addition to the wonderful Go- ~ Betweens, th~re was even a doubly - fabopening ,band. ,Remember 'reading, a coupla' "-.weeks back about a Vancouver band called Oversoul Seven who are none too shabby at all on

vinyl and positively electric live? The living proof clambered o'n-stage just before ten,' no. doubt considerably daunted by' the big, vast empty and the cavernous abyss 01 the dancefloor.

Oversoul Seven may be a young band, but if they were rattled, they disguised it brilHantly .• they kicked and whipped new life and frenzy into s;Qch standouts from their Fool llevelatioD debUt' as Roses and 'Shoulders, alternating between electric and acoustic guitars to 'colour the tough snap of ,the bass ,~nd snare drum. A.nd in~spire of tbe circumstances, they kept a ,senile of humour, poking fun at tilemselves 'and ,the· audience without eVer becomi~g resentful with what::" one would at leasl hope, - was not the warmest crowd they've -played tb. Here's h~ing they make it back here on a weekend, sometime when a full-house can dig 'em.

renditions of their ,old favo'~rites. Live, they proved themselves more than just capable musicians, giving each song the ,intensity, excitement, and emotion that only a live performance' cando. With an uncanny sense of dynamics, playing delicate v,iolins and acoustic guitars off the more aggressive electric guitars and Da,me Undy Morrison's agUe drumming, The GoBetweensbrought a whole new dimension to their lyrical melodicism. i

Most stunning. though, was their treatment' of Tallulah,' another rich tapestry of Go·BetweeIlll magic, but which lacks something of the grit and guts of earlier' albums ~ that which marks the difference between a very good song and a classic. Right Here was enlivened by the harmonies of Grant McLennan and Amanda as well as the more passionate singing of Grant and the added bite to the Tnen without fanfare, guitar and with Cutlt Out, they Amanda Brown's violin sang out took the chirpiest song on Talthe gentle meloliy of Sprinllfill Julah and te'ughe'ned' it up Fair's~artCompany and a very immeasurably with a chunky special Go-Betweens show.was rhythm "section and thoroughly - underway, c~lllingo classic .ongs -of love and~elationships not impassioned vocals, tuming it into a completely different, toponly from their most recent Ilotch pop song. Same goes for albums Tallulah and Liberty 8811. ADd Th., Black Di8IDODd Bye By~ Pride, marked by the plaintive cry of the Amanda's Expr.... but also from dusty reI.. ics like '82's B.for. Hollywood' 'oboe and one of Grant's best tunes to date; The House That and' early singles released in Jack Kerouac Btlilt which"even their native Australia. Incredigot a little noisy and frayed nearblYi,for a band that thrives on ing the end; and The Clarke, sparkling producUon and meticulous instrumentation, The Go;.

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My head is $till ringing with the encores of 1982's nostalgic Cattle And Cane, during which Gr.ant < walked throtJghout the crowd crooning accompanied only ~y Robert's acoustic guitar, and 1978's Karen (featuring exactly the same gujtar riff as REM's Maps, And Legends only about seven years earlier).

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Have you ever been to Bloom County? It is a wonderful place.

When I was much younger I lived part-time in a world of futile baseball games, doomed kite flying. and eccentric friends. It was a world of children, a world of animals; a dog that flew a sopwith camel, and his feathered companion. These personalities were much more alive than most of my classmates. I remember them fondly.

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strip is a progression from the last, making. this or any collection strangely engrossing. This strip is well-written and well. darn it, funny. It's not hard to become interested in the daily lives of characters that breathe with such life.

First and foremost is Opus the penguin, He has a large nose and has been rumoured to have nose hemorrhoids. He's darn cute with an irresistible insecure charm about him. In one strip, a newly~wealthy Opus appears condescendingly sporting a smoking jacket and shades.

Through the magic of Breathed's artwork. Opus out-cools

as Sean Penn. Madonna. David Letterman, and various Dolitical and royal figures. The路se such elements firmly attach the strip with a time frame that aHows for instant recall of personal events as related to one's relationship with the comic. The book also contains a double-sided flexi record. The songs are performed

by Billy and the Boingers, (a name changed from DBATH.TOUNGUB due to externalpressures brought on by their artistically questionable lyrics).

The songs are sheer masterpieces of heavy metal rock, from the tongue-twanging on I'm a Boinge to the guitar and tuba solos on U

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animals. and yes it even includes the real world. A place called Bloom County, where the day by day occurrences are documented by cartoonist Berke Breathed.

The latest edition of the BC chronicles has been released under the name Billy and the BoingersBootleg; a mind stunning heavy metal group whose members include a retired lawyer. a rabbit, a penguin (with a knack for wild tuba solos), and a tongue-twanging cat. The book deals with the formation and -transformation of this group, as weH as other goings on in Bloom COlJPty. . ..

One of the nicest things about this comic is its continuity. Each

style, sans band. was enough to successfully carry the first song.

Smartly dressed in suits and featuring an attractive female singer. the Simply Red band joined Hucknell in warming up the cold, miserable Tuesday night. The crowd was relaxed and politely listened to the songs.

The band was sophisticated, energetic and entertaining.

Hucknell's voice and the band's sound carried well from album to stage, perhaps lacking a little rawness which was hard to tap from the crowd's relaxed response. Never having really listened to Simply Red, except on the radio, I was impressed by the bands overall musicianship and style. They had a polished sound with just the right edges for popular music. The band was going at a strong pace, but the crowd wasn't to daring and joined in the excitement during the last couple of songs, Holding Back the Years and Money's too Tight to Mention. Finally, a concert that felt right, unfortunately it ended abruptly at 10:20, just as the crowd was getting heated up,

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The third time they've been in these parts in the-past year, Go Four 3 are continuing their seeminglyendless cross-Canada touring to promote their new single and video, Someone, backed with the teenage roller-rink classic, Roxy Roller (as vocalist Roxanne Heichert puts it, "None of us were born cool"). Having written 18 new sonKS in the Dast

few months, bassist Gord Sadanic says that the. purpose of the current tour is not only to keep up the band's profile nationwide, but also to break in the new material "so weknow how to play the new songs by the time we record."

So forego that party, put off that trip home to do your laundry, forget that once-in-alifetime date - Go Four 3 guarantees a snlendid time for alL

Snoopy's Joe Cool hands down.. StiIik but I Love U. These songs Other characters include Bill are as representative of the twithe Cat, a radiation mutated ver- light of the eighties as Sgt. sion of Garfield that dines prim- Peppers was of the sixties. U2's arily on Tender Vittles, fish The Edge himself has acknowlheads, lind Brazilian cocaine; Ro- edgedtheil' greatness, and it is sebud, a cross between a basset rumoured that the band will be hound and an antelope (as sweet doing a B.a.B. tribute in their upand lethargic as snuffleufagus); coming Toronto shows.

This book is more than just a and Binkley, a very insecure and paranoid youth. The characters book. It is abook with a free flexi in Bloom County are numerous, disk. Aside from that, it is a and to list them all here would warm, funny and inviting book. take away from the wonder of The characters only want a little discovery a reader would fell attention, but promise a world when he first stumbles into more in return. Those of you who have already discovered Bloom Bloom County.

Breathed likes to pull elements County don't have to be told. of the real world into his strip, Those of you that haven't, drop attacking attackable celebs such by. it is a wonderful place.

PAC crowd works up sweat September 22, 1987. A rainy day in the city of Waterloo, several hundred people gather at the PAC building. Tour buses are parked out front. It's a school night, anticipation of a wild, rowdy rock concert? Possibly, but what we do get. is a night of sophisticated pop rock with Simply Red and the Danny WHson Band.

Doors opened at 7:20, people start to file in. The PAC remains pretty spacious for an act of this magnitude, but a university crowd would show them what a party would be like, unfortunately, tonight it would take a lot to get the crowd hopping.

Opening was the Danny Wilson Band. a Scottish group with a name derived from an .old Frank Sinatra movie. The eightpiece band walked onto a fairly crowded stage of amplifiers, instruments and monitors, which obviously restrained their effect on the crowd. The lead singer, Gary Clark. presented a smooth and slick voice sadly lost in the

forgetfulness of the first four songs. The style was strangely reminiscent of old .ABC Performing a set of only six songs, it wasn't until the popular, radio-played Mary's Prayer that the band began to elicit some response from the crowd.

Unfortunately, this was further hampered by migraine-giving feedback and other various sound difficulties. However. the Danny Wilson Band was professional. smooth and slick. They could spin off sophisticated pop/jazzy tunes like the best of them; If their last song and new single A Girl I Used to Know is any indication of the direction that they are taking, the band will probably come out on top.

The song was fast with horns and guitars. arranged competently with just enough raw edge to give it appeal.

Half an hour after the opening act. Mick HuckneH strutted his stuff slyly on stage with an old blues :;dOg. Sound problems now basically worked out, HucknaH was able to envelope his voice throughout the PAC gym. Thf< energy of his voice acapella

ything. but their music is somewhat atypical of your standard Fed Hall dance fodder.

Go Four 3 are probably best Go Four 3 are hardly strangers described as the mating of sunny to this neck o' the woods, but Fed '60s pop and the '70s punk of the Hall rats will either be pleasantly surprised or scared outta . likes of The Buzzcocks and The Undertones. Their baby is a vi~ their skivvies tonight when the vacious and sometimes exhilarfun Vancouver foursome takes ating show of toug~, raw the stage tonight at this campus' pop-punk: jagged but tuneful favourite den of drunkenness. guitars. exuberant singing, and Not that this crew blow up stages ()l'}lac.fificevir~insor an~ - e~~~s~ .. !'I_nersy ,.~(!.Dl~lce. Q~EC .

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is unrelentingly evil and treacherous to the end. When he feels insulted that Othello promoted Cassio (Derek Boyes) to his lieutenant, he determines to avenge himself on both Cassio and Othello. lago devises a scheme in which he can involve both characters and use Desdemona as the central figure. He brings Cassio into disfavour with Othello by contriving to get him drunk and held responsible for the ugly drunken brawl that results. Derek Boyes. in his role as Cassio, has ups and downs because his performance is not always believable, although he did play exceptionally well during his drunken brawl scene..

This season's performance of Othello at the Stratford Festival is not the best performance ever of one of Shakespeare's most famous tragedies. It is nevertheless worthwhile seeing simply because of the nature of the play itself. In Othello, Shakespeare has managed to create a tightly constructed, intense concentration of action and emotion that makes it an extremely powerful piece.

At last Saturday night's performance, Othello, a Moor and a general in command of the army of Venice, was played by Joseph Ziegler instead of by Howard Not only does lago organize Rollins, who was indisposed. the brawl to turn Othello's anger Ziegler managed the role easily toward Cassio, but, feigning enough, although it often seemed friendship, he also advises the he was simply repeating memo- latter to seek Desdemona's help rized lines and not showing suf- . in convincing her husband to ficient emotion for the part. reinstate him. "Honest Iago", for Othello secretly marries Des- that is how he is known. uses demona, captivatingly played by Othello's trust in him to graduWenna Shaw, againstthewishes ally poison Othello's mind into of her faiher, Senator Brabantio. thinking that his chaste wife"is The role of Brabantio, usually being unfaithful with Cassio. played by Douglas Campbell Othello is particularly sensitive who was also unavailable at last to issues concerning his new Saturday night's performance, wife. and because lago seems so was replaced by. Dale Mieske. honest he eventually becomes Mieske, unfortunately seemed to utterly consumed with unwarbe too young in voice and ap- ranted jealousy. lago fabricates pearance to carry off the role evidence of the affaH', whereu路 successfully. His anger at Des- pon Othello, now completely demona's betrayal is not as con- convinced of Desdemona and vincing as it could be.

Cassio's guilt, orders lago to kill Othello and Desdemona are Cassio and he himself smothers very much in love, and once his innocent wife in her bed. . Othello proves. that he did not use trickery to lure his bride into In the meantime, lago's plan to . marriage, \ he is cleared of Bra- have his follower, Roderigo bantio's charge. As the Venetian (Scott Wentworth) attack and army sets sail for Cyprus to meet murder Cassio fails when the atan attack by the Turks, the scen- tacker himself is killed and the ery cha,nges from the dark, con- victim escapes with a slight servative atmosphere of Venice, wound. When lago is brought to to the brighter, warmer, more ex- answer for the killing of Rodeotic Mediterranean setting of rigo, Emilia (Goldie Semple), his Cyprus. This effect was success- wife and maidservant to Desfully achieved by altering the demona maintains her mistress' stage props and costumes. innocence and reveals her husThe costumes used in this pro- band as the scheming villain duction are almost turn-of-the- who initiated all that since hapcentury: the men are dressed in pened. When Iago's attempts to dark. business-like suits at first silence Emilia fail he stabs her. and then change into safari-style At this tragic revelation, Othello outfits, and the women are is utterly grief-stricken and dressed in long, flowing gowns plunges a dagger into his heart, lago is led away to be executed throughout. which adds a modern touch well-suited to Othello and Cassie is his only victim remaining, Othello's Ancient, Iaga, Othello, under the artistic diplayed by Colm Feore is by far the most superior performance rection of John Nevine, plays at in this production. Fem'a the Festival Theatre in Stratford until October 31, the villain brilliantly. He

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Hold Your Fire sopher. The proof lies in the lyric inte~a~9nf;llgrqup~., ,:f:hishas The late,st offering from Siouxsie and the Banshees ,. ":'.. RUllll.... ", ','>' been tke:~tfend for 'years, and sheet. In Second Nature; he Siouxsie is a dance-floor ditty Polypram A'nthen{Records' whether Of )totyouappreciate write's; Too many rapids keep sonR from the edRe of the world. the band; the' fact :remains sweeping us a10ng/ Too many Seven minutes of good dancecaptains Jieep on steering us they're superb musiCians.. ' floor groove, except some overHold Your Fire isth~ longest 'wrong/ It's hard to take 'lay indulgent percussion solos in the blame! We fight the fire while by Peter Lawson bYPeterStatJ1OPUIos ' Rush albQm to date:' '1Q songs, middle, is offered - good for the , Impri~t staff 'we're ,eeding the flames.

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Hold Your Fire isa very well, One of the basic requirements The b-side is forgettable with A band which was a leader in " ' d with Rush is listening to the produced album, digitally reh T e neW ,album, Hoi Y~ur songs with the lyric sheet in, corded for the Compact Disc age the late '70s and. early '80s, the whole. price of blood and me~ire, from those great Canadian front of you to get both the audi- and polished to perfection. While . Siouxsie and the Banshees have chanical eyes. lDnov~tors,. ,Rus~, sees them ble and liieral information.

For a dance reaction, song I hail Rush's decision to con- been hanging on and hanging in experlment.IDg" wIth, even,. Dl~re The first single, ,Force Ten, has staritly innovate, I stillmih the for more than 10 years'. They from the edRe of the world is orchestratIon and e.1ectroDlcs an un'conventional start and fin- raw power and intensity of their 'shared, along with loy Divisioir worth the effort of asking for at tha~ ever bltfor.' a~d, as :usu,al, ish to it'withNeil Pear-t's drum first albums. Their new musiC and Echo and the Bunnymen, an , Fed Hall --but it's recommended rhythmsJarcing the music to its ,reminds me of the JOljjhua Tree influential spot in "new" music you leave the vinyl in the record gethng,away wlth.lt., .,' '.. . Rush s 12th studIO releas.' IS a distinctive edge. Geddy Lee's phenomenon where ,sOlile of the history. But,like all theseban,d8 store.' !~e album, althoug~, at tImes, contiIiuing education with elec- original I:Ip,ark gets lost for sake. ~t s over-saturated ~Ith synt~es- tronics shows 'up again and of precision.

Izers where a Simple gu~tar again with deftly placed string . Rush is in an enviable position ''!No~ld have b~en more effectIve" ,and choral arrangements in that all bands dream of reaching, Thls.c~mplexlty may be hard to '-song8 like, Tai' Shan, Prime hut 99' per'ceiit never attain.' duphcatewhen they gopntour Mover, and Mi.ssion. Fort!.!- They ha~e, 15 years of expebecause, f;lfter~l, th!nte,s OIl~y nately. Gllddy's voice is tolers- , rience, millions' of fans world~ th~ee ~embers 10 the band. Will ble these days because he doesn't wide, and t,he hottesttechnologr.

Rus~ ~lOally have to use another howl at the top of his'lungs, but in their stl1dio,s.But they haven t JllU~IClan on st~g~. and break sings with a mellowed tone as in expired from boredom; in-group their hallowed tr~Dlty? the single Time Stands Still. ' quarrelling, public pressure; pr _ . Rush" began, their career as a 'The bass guitar and percus- lack of fresh ideas. Rush is still very simple, hard-working, rock sion are very DUsy 011 fhi!! album, innQvating' lyrically and musi'n' roll band In the early "70s but the guitar has become very, caIly anfil will likely keep the . play!ng, L~d ~eppeliri-inspil'ed quiet .-8nd's?ft.;spokfin Jndeed.' younger bands and record critics heavy metal but to hear them Alex Lifeson s Fender has been gue.ssing :iIitothe 1990s. n~w, you'c,\ never 'know it. The relegated, to the role of musicaI stark contrast between the Rush emphasis, ,He ,strums a ~hythm ' of the past' and ~he.Ru$h of tbe .. and fills in the occ8!!ionalweak pr~seQt is "evidenc,e, 01 ~ the, one .spot with'l!' jangly texture rather The aDd MaryClIabi .tr~t that hasn't change!J at all . than: dofuinating the Dltlsic as he 01 Love deals witli tliat lewd ,1;JMtJ:b~d)la. 8J,l O:l(erpPwerjD;g had in'the paat'with his,power lIubject. Listen to this -..; j got a .,cla,.e.to ,'&xp8I'UneIlt, ,OD; ··eqry ,cli4lrds. 'He:li8a learned~wheii :to' , ruinblingth,robb.in,~' ~u:m;1i1er '. !4bUDl;it j~()',s~ evelJ*if it means play anijw~nJoteave fhe gWtar marling between itiythigh'lJ; Oh ithaPdRPing a,,8'1lCf;lesliful ,for-out, of 'the music: The ttxpresreally I Or, Hey baby lJeel C>VfU'.nuI.'as" in previous aIbuJlls, sians'and effects that he manloadl that t-'shirt you're wea~ing 3tH and ~oviD. Pi~ur... ages 1'0 ,r'i'oduce r,eDU, ,',Jld M!Very" baby fit to explode. Where he 'At the recent Toronto, Music mlich 0 Andy S:qmmerS.ID hIS gets this stuff tdon'tknow. Well 'The~ay,otleedbackare,over, ' b bl f h i f th that Awjrd8"Rtisb cIearie<t-up, tak"Pol1ce dllYs. ' ' '.'

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Rains are dynamite beach-boys good enough for him? : ';.. Allt know is what he told me. af ;the apocalypseantbems~The, ,This music he plays is out- The lewd bugger said )"ou'dbetsheer energy of these, songs al- 'rageous. And he is associated in ter_by the album or he'll get your most ,overp()wer the relaxing the newspapers with the Galbo daughter. But I told him that uni,ability ,of the slower ones. The crowd, though he den, ies it. Th,atversity kids don't have daugh-. ballads do bring you down how- filthybuDch of so-n-so's like ters. not yet anyway. He 'said ever, perhaps a bit too far down. 'Gay Bikers on Acid and the like, th,t's okay he can wait. So buy Nonetheless, thaentire album is just not Ii good influence on my the aIbum, and protect her fuve~ywell c;rafted, almost seduc-, poor boy; , ' ' ture. ' ingyou tosingaIong. The lyrics And his lyrics - sex, sex,sex. are as quotable as ever, and the , Eyery song, all six, on Hi'" Pd. Love Z.M.'s mother.

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This Corrosion Sisters of Mercy

by Trevor Blair Imprint staff Andrew Eldrich is back. The dark one returns with an eight and a half minute epic on world decay. This Corrosion. with its pounding back beat. church' choir of fallen angels, and killer chorus. works itself under the skin and stays. Eldrich, reclaiming the Sisters of Mercy title after a brief stint as The Sisterhood, proves himself to have been the core spirit behind the ' band.

Whilst ex-sisters pursue commercial success in The Mission, ' Eldrich concentrates on preserving the spirit of the original Sisters even without Wayne Husseys' hypnotic guitar hooks.

Preservation ,and progression seem to come naturally as this single testifies. This CorrOsion is . by far the most danceable Eldrich project and should do well in dance, clubs with openmindedDJ's.

The flip-side contains a soft plea for faith and loyalty, asking fans to keep the Torch. Also included is Colours, one of the more complete songs off the Sisterhoods Gift EP. The dark church organs. co ll pled with thudding rhythms. provide a seven-minute trip into a night that never ends.

Eldrich has rightfully claimed

his visions and deserves the association the name en.8u'res.

Roger Waters. whose most recent project Radio K.A.O.S. affirms him as the soul behind Pink Floyd. made the mistake of abandoning the Floyd name.

Other members retain the Floyd name. but come off sounding like an echo of what might have been.

Likewise The Mission at times remind one of theSisters, but the soul is gone.

Creatures of the night rejoice.

Andrewis back {while rejoicing. check out Encore records for some fabulous rarities.) All others.beware. This COrfOfJioo could become your personal gate into the underworld. Sunlight may begin to irritate as the shadows begin to 'dance. Disguise yourself in black and buy this record.

Imprint reviewers on the air No way! Not those Imprint record reviewing goons on the radio too!

Yeah. ,for those of you who thought that newsprint was more than enough space for those crude cats. the gang is takin' their stuff to the airwaves.

CKMS, the campus station at 94.5 on the FM dial. will be the host for the show New Revolutions. Albums found right here

on these pag~s. will be put on usually is played on "the only display along with the sap who alternative", CKMS. So tune in either glowingly hyped it or stu- at six tonight for the premiere of pendously slagged thematerial. New Revolutions and check out Every Friday at 6 p.m. you can this hour-long exploration of hear the music. some biographi- . new releases and vivid views cal info on the artist. and review- from the Imprint Arts-types. ers' opinions.

It's about time for such a show featuring the seemingly obscure arti!1ts that frequent the Imprint NEW REVOLUTIONS ON Arts section since their music CKMS 94.5, TONIGHT AT 6.

Echo And The Bunnymen Echo And The Bunnymen

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With the excellent Rattlesnakes in 1984. Lloyd Cole recorded what has become his own albatross. The freshness and immediacy of the literate. self-reflective pop which he' crafted on Rattlesnakes set the standard by which his subsequent recordjngs, hgye b~er!.i¥d8ed,Th(Js, '1985's Easy Pieces. ayer)!' good LP. seemed stiff arid forcedwhep compared to "the omnipresent RaUlesnakes. . .

After atwo~year stay in seclusion, Lloyd Cole and The Com-

by ,Chris Wodskou Imprint staff Looks like the last of the post" punk old guard has finally had it with being relegated to campus padio. The Pl>ychedeJill Eurs •. The Cllre. S.fouxsie. and. New Order have allbeen making over~pro­ duce!1and hardly challenging pop alb llIDs fol" the. p~st year or two. so it shouldn't come as Jmy , lJiS si10ck that, Echo And The Bunnymen's new self-titled album is an unashamedly pop album. ' .

But don't start sounding sirens and shrieking. "Sell Out! Sell Out!'; EC~lO has li1ways been. for me anYWllY. the hest of the postpunk pack, able to combine a breathlesl> passion and a manic tension with haunting riffs and tunes, but they've always, been a pop band at heart. The only things keeping that awful "alternative" tag around their necks has been their ragged 'wildness (Never Stop and The Cutter are brilliant singles, but just too abrasive to be big pop hits), their haircuts, and their aspirations toward creating something artful.

Echo And The Bunnyman is the point where the uncompromising sensibilities of alternative music catch up with and em-

My Bag , Lloyd Cole and The Commotions Polydor (Import)

brace '80s production sheen and finally quit scorning the charts.'

It is a smoothed-out, less jarring Porcupine with the energy and instrumental abandon: left intact. but it is just as much Ocean Rain minus the airy pretensions, but maintaining the attention to texture and melody, So yeah, it's just a pop album, but it's 'a damn near great pop album. Chances are you've already heard the singles, The Game and Lips Like Sugar, the easy charm of the former, and the grandiose, pop opus ot the latter with its impossibly soaring chorus and Ian McCulloch's mythologization of his heroine.

Ecbo And The Bunnymen is the complete triumph of singer Mac and guitarist Will Sergeant.

Sergeant's characteristically ringing guitar lines, he being one

motions have returned with My Bag, a teaser from their forthcoming LP Mainstream(!}. My Bag moves even further in the direction first seen on Brand New Friend - synths and drum machines. Unfortunately, the group simply isn't adept enough in the use of the instruments to make them feel natural. To further the damage. the 12" single appears in a terrible dance'mix style which totally destroys any continuity Lloyd's story of nose-candy may have had., Speaking of terrible remixes. the b-side features an atrocious disemboweling of Lloyd Cole's .finestsorig.' PetfectSkin.Alcttlg with a, reappeatdriCeo~JEi:$US Said Which dates' from 'EilsyPi!!ces.

If My Bag is thebluepri~t' tor The Commotion'lI', upcomingLP, my advice is to steer clear.

of the few guitarists capable of dominating an entire song with a simple four or five note figure. give an instant memorability to New Direction and the flamenco flavourings of Bedbugs and Ballyhoo, on which Doors relic Ray Manzarek takes a turn at the keyboard. And fora taste of the halcyon days of aeavenUPliere and Porcupine, check out the frenetic All In Your Mind, held togetherby a tantalizing restraint that threatens to become unhinged.

All My Life closes an altogether satisfying affair, a gorg~lOUS summation of worldly wisdom coming from a man of all of Ii sagacious 25 years or fiO. Wistful. but not despairing; happy, but not entirely contented, it makes for a beautiful keynote to one of '87's premier releases. .

Sonic Abortion Suburban Distorion indie cassette

by Don Kudo imprint siaff tROUBLE was written all over this package as the smiling Arts editor handed me the goods: "Here Don (snicker, snicker), tl'Y this indie tape we just got in. H's called Sonic Abortion by a grollP called Suburban Distortion (ha. hal· "Yes sir," I replied. "I'll give it my best shoU" (I don't really know what I did to deserve this fate. Maybe it was my lack of using commas in my past revieweor just a hint tG make room for the new good reviewers .soeagerly taking over

the Arts section ..l I could start off by making reference to the title,of the cassette to describe the music this group of Trent University students have produced, but that would be far too graphic, yet true since Sonic Abortion is definitely messy.

The tape begins with a feedback farce called Media Watch· dog and the Iyrics go like this -1 am the media watchdog / Barking up your tree I Self-appointed, self-serving / Don't you dare disagree 11'11 keep the chains 'round your ,neck / I'll keep you on a leash / I am the media watchdog / I'll tear you from limb to limb.

This verse is repeated over and over during its five and a half minute existence. Pretty painful' .punishment for any listener. let alone this reviewer whose "criminal" actions are still unknown.'

Suburban Distortion presents Ii little Peterborough-influenced

reggae, a classical ·guitar solo thoughtfully called Solitaire. and the rest is noise with bothersome beats, provided by a drum machine on their debut cassette.

There's even an accordion found on the one song that managed to force me to smile. Reagan's Polka Party uses a basic blues bass progression matched with the accordion that breaks into a spoof of polka with the bass staying lazily back in its bluesy format. Pretfy ridiculous stuff.

Sure. this is an experimental tape for these kids from Trent. problem is all their efforts are poor and not worth picking up. even on a lark. They claim that they have aspirations of recording an EP. If Suburban Distortion decides to send down their product to Imprint again, hopefully I'H be long gone from this place. '

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bunch f ldies from ,th I mprint vaults dancing for hours after your feet Chair is. This is the album where are begging you to quit is an all- . weighty matters are discussed,' too-precious commodi,ty. But where Nathalie shows us that she's a naive teenager no longer.

Phew! Things gettin' a little. they still find some pretty mean Child abuse. warfare, and capimusty and moldy here in the Im- and meaty grooves so don't put talism all come under her microprint vaults. Time to do a little' your dancin' shoes into cold s torscope, and while the sentiments housecleaning and clear out a age just yet. may occasionally seem trite or few discs before they get even 10 My Tribe. 10,000 Maniacs. awkwardly phrased (i.e. "Never further out-of-date. .WEA. Legends about 10,000 Maniacs will he believe that his greed is a.

Trouble Over Here Trouble Over Th...e. Trouble Funk. Island Re- indie releases Humea Conflict blinding ray" - A Campfire cords.

Song), her sincere and impassiNo.5 and Secrets of the I Ching oned singing give her the benefit On which the Prime Ministers had me intrigued. Their major of the doubt. of Washington D.C. Go-Go fully label debut The Wishing Chair There's a childlike wisdom to acknowledge their debt toP- had me enchant.~d. Now, within Nathalie's lyrics, born out ofthe Funk prac~itioners George Clin- My Tribe, I've fallen hopelessly innocence and optimism that· ton and Bootsy Collins, even in love. bringing in Bootsy' as producer make it possible to believe that a better world is not only possible on three songs. As you might exand preferable, but also reasona-' pect. then, this is not the straight ble - it's the hurtful convenGo-Go album purists might have tions of the world which are hoped for. The Bootsy-prQduced irrational. Which leads us nicely.

Ti'ouble and New Money - a response to both the funk and goto her brilliant Hey Jack Kerouac, an homage to the legendgo anthems, Prince Charles' ary beat poet. Celebrating the Cash Money and Chuck Brown's wide~eyed exuberance and love We Need Money respectively are a brilliant synthesis of go~go of life which marked On The rhythms, rap, and P-Funk's fullRoad among other Kerouac classics, she also berates Kerouac's bodied bass laden withlotsa efbeat buddies Allen Ginsberg and fects, wild keyboard zaps, sampling, and full choral singing Wm. S. Burroughs who have beas opposed to go-go's call and recome something of media leeches in .the best tradition of Andy sponse shouting. The only real go-go songs, with that hypnotic, Warhol: "Of the San Francisco beat boys you were the favourunwavering, just slightly offStill as guilelessly charming ite. Now they sit and rattle their kilter beat, are Hey Tee-Bone, as ever, In My Tribe is a more bones and think of their bloodsignificantly· produced by baspolished. if less eclectic matter stoned crays. You chose your sist Big Tony Fisher who rethan its predecessor, but Na~ cently left the band over their words from mouths of babes got thalie Merchant's, songwriting lost in the woods," m'eanderings toward more mainis, if anything, sharper, and more stream funK. and Sexy, areAnd I haven't even mentioned melodic, the arrangements the albom's masterpiece, Verdi wc;rking of TF's hit. Let's Get Small, replete with cowbells, catchier and more affecting.

Cries, yet, an achingly beautiful, Woolfian evocation of idyllic timbales, and a whole cornuco- Things still veer toward folkier pastures. guitars skittering pia of percussive paraphernalia. youth swathed in a gorgeous around an impish beat, but this I have to admit, I was kinda chamber arrangement. So what're you waiting for? Buy the disappointed that this isn't a is an album of entirely different " mood. straight go-go album; good p. damn thing!

Nope this ain't the scrapbook F'tlnkisnot:aU {h'at 'hard to find, Solitude Standing. Suzanne of faded, snapshots' 'of rustic • Vega. A'&M ..' ,trut .go"gO,i with "tnat,'sweaty, .OOl1.~stQP b~al that, keeps you . Americana that The Wishing Whenever you mention St!by Chris Wodskou I.print staff

zanne Vega., somebody always seems to bring up Joni Mitchell.

Jane Siberry, or Laurie Anderson. All pretty unfairly, I think.

Mitchell's voice is an acquired taste 'and much of her music hasn't aged well while Suzanne's voice and her effortlessly melodicsongs have a sort of timelessness to them. Suzanne Vega thankfully has none of Jane Siberry's self-conscious "my ~usic is really, like, poetry set to music, y'know?" preciousness and liking Suzanne Vega doesn't presuppose an affection for street mimes and their ilk, either.

And as for La'!.rie Anderso~, Suzanne shares her flair for vivid thumbnail sketches of urban life, albeit more in the tradition of Lou Reed's brand of street realism, but well, she's a helluva lot better looking, but that's just the kinda guy I am: U's Only A Long Way Across Pierce Turner ' ~, Polygram

by Cat Mills Imprint staff The Humble Reviewer had never heard of Pierce Turner on picking up this album"":' in fact, the only recognizable feature was that it had been produced by Philip Glass. However. on a listen-thru tb,eman proved to have merit in his own 'Tight.

It's Only A Long Way Across possesses intensely visual lyrics - a series of imagery and picture-snatGhes that call up corresponding images in the listener.

Turner's voice is well-suited to this,kind of thing: sometimes remini'scentof'a male Kate Ifush, or else more like Morrissey_ with a

Suzanne is very much her own .person and Solitude Steading is ,very much her own excellent album. As a lyricist, few are in ,her league - by turns whimsical ,(Tom's Diner which recalls both ·Laurie Anderson and Tom Waits); painterly (Ironbound'/Fancy Poultry), defiant (In The 'Eye), moving (Calypso). and 'even poetic fer God's sake (L-anguage - "If language were liquid/It would be rushing in . . .

Words are too solid"). And give Lenny Kaye (better known for his production work with Patti Smith among others) creqit for turning this into a sumptuous musical feast as well.

You've already heard Luka eight billion times - all you need to know now is that the rest of Solitude Standing is considerably better. better sense of key. , Unfortunately, the musical backup, for the most part. might be best described as, well. wallpapery. It seems to consist mostly of a standard backbeat and a sort of generalized guitarIkeyboard following. This AMradio stuff is only relieved in How It Shone, one of the album's highlights, in which the inimitable hand of Philip Glass is clear in the great string backup.

This is by no means music for everyone, but fans of more lyrical artists should enjoy it. It's the . kind of album for a relaxed and lazy afternoon, when you've got nothing better to do than lie back and drift through this brightly painted musical world. Best . cuts: the opening Wicklow Hills, ,How It Shone, and the last gossipy clip Musha God Help Her, which is sung entirely in Turner's native Wexford, Irish dialect,

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by Paul Done Imprint staff Hip-Hop and rap is still primarily a New York phenomenon. the biggest stars and most successful records are still recorded

by New York artists like LLCool I. MC Shan, and the late OJ Scott La Rock and will be released on New York labels like Cold Chillin', Def Jam, Select and Sleeping Bag. However, rap has already developed strong scenes in the U.S. in locations as diverse as Philadelphia (SchoolY-D), Miami (2 Live Crew. MC Shy-D), Los Angeles (Ice-T, LA Dream Team) and even Connecticut (TC' Islam).

The first country to have developed a Hip-Hop scene other than the U.s. is England where labels like Rhythm King, Champion and Music of Life have provided an recording outlet for the hest of the small, but active British scene. Music of Life is in the forefront of signing British talent. and have now released Hard As Hell! a compilation of British Hip-Hop groups which stands as perhaps the best Hip-Hop compilation released, regardless of country. From the straightahead approach of Derek B. to the wild Reggae/Hip-Hop collision of Asher D. and Daddy Freddy to the scratching pyrotechnics of OJ Hanway, every track on Hard As Hell is nothing short of excellent.

It is appropriate that Hard As Helll opens with The Tables Are Turnin' by CJ Mackintosh and Einstein as it is probably the best British rap record recorded thus far. Einstein's loose. workmanlike rapping style complements Mackintosh's outstanding

Deja Voodoo The Worst Of . ..

by ,ohn Ryan Imprint staff "24 songs never before released on LP", original hits by original stars. But today's proletariat will not be duped: two of these so called songs are under five seconds each. That aside, this LP takes a long lingering look back over the five-year history of Deja Voodoo. Most ofthe songs were recorded separately, at different times stages in the evolution of the voodoo sound.

This helps solve the major monotony that dragged the Cemetary and Swamp of Love albums into the mire.

The Voodoo formula of clever/dumb lyrics, primitive/catchy

work on the turntables where he switches from scratch to scratch, with a deftness equalled only by the likes of Madey Marl and Mantronix. 'us.Dis is a clear statement of the dis' according to MC Duke, the only rapper I've heard to brag tunes and lo-fi subterranean sound usually provides few surprises. However Wont of • • • does throw a few curves: Peace, Love and Flowers sounds like Sonic Youth filtered through four layers of sludge and Bullfrog is a really dumb song about swamp life. But the real standout is the spacey Driving On Drugs, an unexpected pleasure.

The rest of the LP consists mainly of faves from their live Las Vegas style revue, culled from the out of print Gumbo cassette and their first EP. Only one love song but they do cover a lot of stylistic bases, from Psycho-billy (Sigmund Freud) to Art-rock (Van Gogh's Ear) !flast week's news is any indication Phantom Skateboarder could become the protest song to bring this administration to its knee,s.

On the whole pretty damn good, their best after Too Cool To Live, Too Smart To Die, and a nicely done sleeve.

tie Boys, who manage to inject some measure of uniqueness into their rap thanks to their cockney accents. Using the chorus from Kurtis Blow's The Breaks and the drum breaks from Kurtis' Party Time, OJ Hanway plays a quick game of Name That Beat on These Are The Breaks. He mixes and cuts the beats from Eric B.'s I Know You Got Soul.

Biz Markie's Nobody Beats The Biz and a bunch of others. The l:tI~!l:nLLas.D_1 sole female on Hard As Hell, Lady Sugar Sweet, turns in a about being a former breakwell-hard performance which a dancer. It's interesting to note Roxanne Shante or Salt'n'Pepa that during all MC Duke's would be proud of; threatening. he never mentions The loosest, roughest soundguns. If he were American, guns ing cut on the LP opens side 2. would form the basis of the Ragamuffin Hip-Hop where threats. Tough and propulsive.

Asher D. and Daddy Freddy turn Thrashpack are a British Beasin some killer Reggae toasting

over top of a slow, grinding drull beat. They aren't above a litlL digital sampling theft as the! use a chunk of Ackie's killer reg gae hit Call Me Rambo.

. keyboards and vocals doesn't even pretend to the importance of the guitar.

If You Want • •• makes you doubt your stereo equipment. If you're listening from a Walkman, then you'll think the batteries are dying .. If you're listening from a turntable, you'll think it's set at the wrong pitch. The album is basically too slow I The vocals sound the same in every song. The speed doesn't change. There's no modulation or expression in the voice, just an increase· or decrease in volume. No wonder, it's such a chore to listen to song after dreadful song. Even if you're enjoying the music, the singing ruins it. This problem is so bad,

that for North of England, : switched my pitch control fron

If You Want To Defeat Your Ene.y Sinl His Sona The Icicle Works Beggars Banquet

by Peter St.thopulos I.print staff The new Icicle Works album is . dreadfully forgettable pop. Also, its title is too damn long. If the quality of the record was truly proportional to the length of the title, it should have been named If. Many of the songs on it pound out redundant riffs and trite tricks with synthesizers, few of which are original or interesting.

Of course, there's a difference between having a distinct style on an album or just having a mundane sameness to all of the songs. Unfortunately, The Icicle Works, who showed a lot of promise with their first North American release. titled simply The .Icicle Works, have let popular formulas deteriorate their once distinct sound.

Ian McNabb, Chris Layhe and Chris Sharrock have decided on a more dominating use of synthesizers and keyboard melodies than previous records where they Were used primarily for effects and emphasis. One of the singles from the album, Evangeline, begins with one of these springy melodies. This song is tolerable, actually enjoyable after some exposure. but the same formula is flogged to death throughout the album and causes the other songs to lose their individual identities. A notable excero t is Sweet Thursdov· ,_~11 breaks the monotony for a few happy minutes.

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The other outstanding song 01 side 2 is Get Down by Derek B who has already had a good des of success in England and tbl U.S. with Rock The Beat, re leased earlier this year. Ge Down is a quick preview 0 Derek B's forthcoming LP, Buo. From a Gun, to be released State side by Profile - home of Run DMC. Excellent from track to track Hard As H.UI is both the grea test. record so far by the Britial Hip-Hop scene and an excellen introduction to the rappers whc compose it.

33 rpm to 45 and left it there fOJ the rest of the songl Several songs echo themes 01 even specific riffs from the lei· cle's domestic release, whic! was really only a compilation 01 the best songs from their thret UK records. The vinyl imitation. on If You Want • •• are not aJ crisply defined or musically attractive as the original sources especially Walking With t1 Mountain which rips off ideaJ from a handful of previow songs.

If you want to turn yoUl friends into enemies, play them Icicle Works' newpqf 'lon~s!

Hip Happenings Just one more. week 'til Thanksgiving weekend and you're wondering what to do with yourself since you don't really have to buckle down just yet. For starters, you could check ouv Go Four 3 at Fed Hall. See one of our vintage. glowing, salivary previews elsewhere in these pages for more hype on this one.

If you don't have a Wednesday night class and you've already seen the movie being shown at Cinema Gratis (and you have wheels l, hightail it to University of Guelph, University Centre room 103 on Wednesday for the killer combination of sultry mutant bluesmongers Cowboy Junkies and Vancouver guitarpop whiz kids Oversoul Seven. . And while you're at it, buy their

records. Failing that, there'j always old standbys and T.O megastars Chalk Circle at Fre( Hell Thursday night for YOUl pre-Thanksgi ving listening am dancing pleasure.

But if the play's yer thing UW's world famous Arts Centrl presents Letter From Wingfielc Farm at the Humanities TheatrE tonight at 8. For more dirt on thif one-man comedy which looks a1 a city slickers attempt to adapt to life down on the farm. see OUl preview buried elsewhere in this issue. Or howzabout IntimatE Invasion, a play examining thf. issues surrounding pornography, which will be performed by the· Quebec Professional Theatre Company at Fed Hall all Tuesday at 8:001 Just don't blame us if you sil around bored all week!

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Fatal Attraction: Pretty girls make bySudra Whittaker Imprint staff -----, Fatal Attraction is along, drawn-out, tense battle of wills between Dan Gallagher. (Michael Douglas) and Alex (Glenn Close).

A -dramatic and suspenseful thriller, directed. by Adrian Lyne. it succeeds in catching the Iludi.el).ce and throwing it into the actiOn along withth:e characters . and all are left guessing about the ending.

Glenn Close plays the intensely sultry bitch to near perfection. She comes on to Dan, peering through blond cudy hair. as a confident and exciting. although not completely trustworthy woman. How exciting

"Good for what aHsya!"

she really can be is not disco~ vered by Dan or us until later.

Alex simply oozes sexuality, Dan, caught by this sexual potency, submits to her and has a passionate and steamy onenight stand with her. _._ When Dan realizes his mistake, that this blond siren is not worth the exchange for his beautiful wife Beth (Anne Archer) and cute daughter of six (Ellen Hamiltion Latzenl, he tries to walk out with some dignity.

Sticky situation occurs! All the excitement that Alex promised . ~ now comes out.

-Alex is engrossed in self-pity and sees total JUStification in her actions; actually. she sees nothing wrong. Dan tries desperately to fix the situation, to

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prevent an exposure of this embarrassing slip on his part, but to no avail. The pillt continues from there. involving more bizarre behavior and an increasing amount of suspense.

One of the main messages oj the movie is to warn happy yuppies against blond sirens posing as confident and somewhat stable beauties. On the other hand, it is simply a movie t hat can keep you perched on the edg-e of your seat for a long time, waiting for the clincher to happen. It is another action-packed thriller that has no real substance that will provoke thought on the part of the audience. but it does have plenty of glitz. polish and a really good ending ..

Alex gloats, Dan seethes

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by John Zachariah Imprint staff "Hi. I'm Jack Jerhico."

Sure, it doesn't sound like much. But Jack Jerhico (Robert Downey) knows that the proper delivery of that crucial opening line is the difference between a phone number and a potential hot date. or a kick in the teeth. As The Pick- Up Artist begins, we see Jack practicing .his delivery in front ·of the bathroom mirror after a shower. Then he hits the tarmac to give his -repertoire a workout; no woman is safe.

Some buy his come-on hook; line and sinker and others. not at all.

But at the end of the day, when he returns home from his teach-

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ing job to take care of his diabetic grandmQther,. he always has several. additions to his phone number-crammed papyrus.

Then one day, he spys Randy (Molly Ringwald) at a club, and his disbelieving orbs bulge out of his melon: what a dish, says Jack to himself. And not a few days later, he sees her on the street.

His vocal cords switch into pickup mode, and in no time, they're playing at the double-backed beast. But Randy! who's the most stimulating woman Jack has ever met, is no easy pick-up. and refuses to have anything more to do with him for fear of getting hurt. Jack. however, has changed his colours. and to prove it, he tries to bail_Randy and· her dad

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When The Pick-Up Artist tells the. story of Jack and Randy's blossoming love, its pretty run of the mill; Ringwald's character is a pale imitation of Andie Walsh from Pretty in Pink and Downey seems stifled. It's at the start of the. movie that he's the best, delivering his oily lines with the speed and grace of a Sten gun.

Jack is a goofy nice guy who can't stop talking, and Downey's deft comic timing puts his performance head and shoulders above anyone's. including Ringwald's.

When the pick-up artist is doing his thing, the picture is great. But when he's not, The Pick-Up Artist is a dud.

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You may have noticed the ad Speaking of Kings, Stephen King for a gruesome new film helends a sure-fire endorsement, "I ralded as Hellraiser. Clive have seen the future of horror Barker is responsible for this and his name is Clive Barker." guaranteed-to-scare film. The Pretty impressive. To give you ad's scary. Staring us in the face another example of King's taste, is a dreaded creature called a cenobite. Supposedly, he thrives. his favorite group is ACJDC. ~Barkeris probably best known on pain - this explains the nufor his Books of Blood. Each of merous nails imbedded' in his head and the impressive quilt- these little gems contains the work on his skin. The caption mind-boggling quote. "Every boldly proclaims, "HE'LL TEAR body is a book of blood, wherever they're opened, they're red."

YOUR SOUL APART." Get itl?! Red! As Clive Barker has But wait, there are three other both written and directed this, equally gruesome cenobites his first film. the dialogue is simwhat about them? Ah,well, you ilar and equally inspired.

A scene revolving around a see,~his creature and his friends play a rather small role in the mattress. a hand, a nail, and film. They appear a few times, some screwing, works· quite gross us out, repeat various cap- well, butthe film ends up deteritions from the ad, and then leave. orating into a third-rate gory The ad dare not let this truth slip mess with traces of undeveloped out as the main characters do not creativity. There is "a metaUic have half the life or imagination Rubik's Cube-type object which invested into them. The ad .no one seems to know how to serves as a piece of fanfare that operate and is stupidly used to generate suspense. the film does not live up to.

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by Stephanie Kuxdod Imprint staff The. Port Dalhousie Stories is an entertaining collection of fiction, mostly .aboutadolescenee. in a small Canadian border town· near St.Catharines, Ontario, called Port Dalhousie. It is St. Catharines-born Dennis Tourbin's first published book, in which he fondly recollects his teenage years in an amusingly honest, sometimes slightly raunchy, conversational manner.

It brings to mind one's own experiences .as an adolescent: the fears, the misconceptions, the' frustrations, as well as the plea-. sures of that carefree time, and we can share a laugh with Tourbin as his confidants.

The Port Dalhousie Stories is reminiscent of J.D. Salinger's, The Gatcher in theHye, although not quite as brilliant, ' which shocked its readers when it was first published in the early 1950s because of its coarse language and the explicit manner in which Holden Caulfield described his experiences as a teenager.

Tourbin's The Port Dalhousie Stories is told in an equally believable, easy-going, and touch. i~g fashion. and he thankfully spares the. reader nosweadng nor any detaileq descriptions of his antics and those of his pals, to IIlake it a wholly realistic, be. lievable story.

John Boyle's illustrations throughout the book are amusing and may perhaps be offensiv~ to some (probably to those who would find the contents offensive as well). Personally, I found them to be the gratuitous interpretations of the artist and, not at all necessary to the enjoyment of the book. Perhaps Dennis Tourbin's particular interest in the exploration of language as a visual medium, and in the combined relationship of painting and literature led to the inclusion of Boyle's drawings.

Tourbin admits that he is "writing stories about a young boy growing. up in a small Cana~ dian town" and he understands the impact those years had on his life. He also comes to the realization that one never really grows up; one keeps on growing up, and the memories conjured up of days gone by are essentialelements of growing up. .

The cenobites are interesting, though, as is the whole concept of masochism as their lifeblood.

These creatures, however, are wasted on this unfortunate horror film' and I'm sure would be more at home in science fiction or space fantasy. Ironically, it is these out~of-place elements which are the only sourceofvariety and interest in the film. I>er'haps these creatures are supposed to represent something. All they really do is leave the viewer more confused than enlightened - remember the New Flesh in Videodrome?

I look forward to seeing good horror films. When I sat in the theatre, the gentleman beside me had a porridge of maggots oozing from his mouth and eye socket that ran down the .aisles. I thought I was in for a special evening.

Hellraiser or Thriller?

I was wrong. Clive Barker has some really interesting ideas, but just because Stephen King sells better than Frank Herbert doesn't mean you have to pursue horror to survive. ,

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person who ever lived. He spends most of his delivery time, slugging whiskey out 9f the botThe world!s' most obnoxious tIe ~ and when he fioi8hes one deHlie!'er of dairy products, Reid bottle, he need only reach behind Fleming, has bis origins 'in a his seaUo get a fresh one from Comic strip whIch appeared in the.,c8se he keeps on board, In Vaneouve!"s legendary under- combination with his drunkenground paper, Th. Georgi. ness, Reid Fleming's8hort, vioStnilht in 1978. In 1980, the ex- lent temper leads him to beat arid isting strips were collected into threaten customers ,who raise Volume 1 of Reid .....lag: his ir,e -l'egardiessoftheiI:' sex _.-rld's TOulh.st Milk._a or age. '. " , which was issued by Eclipse , rhi. same bad temper ,and his Comics. The story picks backup lack 9f respect for authority also again in 1984 when Reid ap- , leads to constant battles '-;- both peareq as a minor character in· verbal and physical - with his H.artbre(lk Co_c. which was supervisor, the Frankensteinian also~written by David Boswell. 'Mr. Crabbe. These clashes also Now in 1987, Reid n ••lag NO.1 involve, Mr. O'Clock, the owner has been re-printed and,' No. ,2 , of Milk' Inc." the comp~y for has been published. Thes.. tbree ,which Reid Fleming drives. Of issues seemed to present enough course. Reid Fleming Is,lar from materilll to cOdlpile an article on an ideal employee. along witl!

Reid, surely the mclst inspired, ,his bad treatment of custpmers, piece of warped characterization he often skips delivering his ever to appear in comiC;: books, route if he~s in an exceptionally ~utside of N••t, Stuff or Lloyd bad mood; he regularly, demol~ ishes his trucks and further, Llewallea.

Reid is an amalgamation of 'when not actively sIriashing every rude waiter, repairman, trucks, he drives everywhere counter attendant and delivery, with complete recklessness.

Reid is not only disrespectful to his superiors though; Cooper, his bumbling, unassuming coworker, is abused just as often 8S evel'Yone else - despite this, Cooper actually, seems to like Reid.

Deep down inside though, Reid is a gooey romantic like everyone else. After' running ,Lena Toast- a TV actress who 'stars as Betty on Th. eo.. . .dar Bob . d Betty Show -:off, the road while driving his milk . truck, Reid falls in love with her. The sap even stoops 80 low as to buy her rosesl He soon regains, our lost respect though, by be~ting his s~pervisor up, af~er he is caught romancing at Lena's house on company time. . Both the two issues oftiid

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by Rob Cumming Imprint staff路 Mylon LeFevre played to a capicity crowd at Waterloo Pentecostal Assembly last Monday night. The crowd consisted mostly of high-school kids, with a few university students scat-路 tered around. Although the band felt a little strange about playing in a church,路 they seemed to be able to talHl it in stride and produced a well crafted, sleek show~ MylonLeFevre has been through a lot in the time he's been involved in the music industry. He started out with the LeFevres, a Gospel music family quartet popular amongst the church crowd back in the '50s.

While he was singing Christian lyrics he resented the whole thing. He still remembers having to go to a revival meeting instead of playing in an important football game because of his families insistence. It wasn't long before he dropped the whole thing and started with secular bands and met with fairly good success. He worked with people such as George Harrison. Eric Clapton and many others. He started with a hand that was to go on to become the Atlanta Rhythm Section.

Unfortunately, he got involved with drugs at this time and became addicted to cocaine for a number of years and then also heroin. By 19tH MylonLeFevre was a wreck. Then a friend of . his invited him to a 2nd Chapter

Broken Heart rock W.P.A. of Acts concert and it was there that his life was turned around.

Mylon rededicated himself to Christ.

He cut his hair, threw away his rock albums and quit rock and roll. Just as all the Christians around him told him to. He took a job as a janitor at the church he was attending. As he said at the concert, he went from making $5,000 a day to making $5,000 a year. Many a lesson in

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humility there.

While working at the church he got to know some of the other janitors there and they formed a small music group and sang in the church. Soon they were going to prisons and singing there. It wasn't too long before they recognized that they should take . their music more seriously and so they formed a band which was eventually to become Broken Heart. Now they travel

around the country year round playing before crowds of as much as 40,000. They still do gigs for smaller crowds - they recently played路 for a crowd of 50! They take engagements only after praying about them and sometimes they work for free.

Since all their equipment is paid for they don't need to worry about meeting payments. Their one goal is to reach the rock and roll subculture with the gospel.

Billy Graham with a guitar.

They resent the efforts of some to make Christian rock an object of controversy and so refuse to comment on the statements of some high profile Christian leaders regarding contemporary Christian music.

This. band looks upon each concert as a ministry - and it shows. A significant portii'm of the concert was taken up with Mylon LeFevre preaching. They make no apologies for either their music or . their preaching.

However, people who had to pay $15 to get in may have wished to hear more music, but that is possibly the only problem people had with the band. The sound system, brought in by the band. was too powerful for a church and so it was difficult to understand the words. The church stage was also a little too low so that when people were standing up those who were. toward the back had difficulty seeing.

Hopefully. these problems will be corrected for the upcoming DeGarmo & Key concert in November which is already starting to sell out.

The song selection mostly consis ted of songs off of their Sheep in Wolves Clothing album and their newest release Crack tbe Sky. Interestingly. they didn't play any songs off of their CBS release Look Up, which if you've heard the album is maybe understandable. They've improved their stage show since last year, although the new guitarist with the band isn't nearly as good as the one they had last year.

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too many threats from an oppressive husband. No one can convey the message like Allen, with her unique. so-realistic .and provocative sounds demanding a reaction.

Lillian Allen's performance at the Humanities Theatre September 24 was not just a show, it was a small revolution. Whether With the addition of an eerie. speaking- on her own through echoing guitar to her poetry, dub poetry, or performing with Allen speaks of the inaction of reggae accompaniment, she politicians, and at the means to stir the audience banks of plenty.""thirst line "all strongly enough to provoke posi- people. are created The equal except tive feedback and, hopefully, acwinter" hits home and retion. Lillian Allen has a message in to give: we need action against mains in your mind. causing unrest .. oppression.

What can we do about "opAs a woman, as a Black, as a person with a conscience, she pression, tyranny and poverty." feels the need to arouse people to Allen starts her quiet rebellion awareness. Almost every issue "wHh that reggae resistance." of importance is raised in her She explains that the aesthetics performance. and none are for- !Jf dub poetry are "formed in reg. gotten easily. .gae tradition, with increasing Beginning with her favourite and decreasing volume, while inpart, her solitary performance of fusing internal dynamics." This poetry, she speaks of a victor- unique form of expression capious woman who, at the "age of tured a young breed of poets 49. climbed out of sublime" after. born in the 1950s.

To fully enjoy this performance you must let down your barriers, open your eyes. Soon, there are people in the audience dancing, clapping, yelling "yeah" as Allen warns the world, "I fight back."

This . music is not only for Blacks or for women, it's for anyone who knows that oppression exists. Unfortunately, those against whom she rebels are probably the first repulsed by her outright method.

From poems of prejudice, to male superiority, to apartheid in South Africa; to Ronald Reagan's murderous weapons, Lillian Allen covers almost all anti-authotJtarian issues. But why does she perform dub poetry? Because these "revolutionary tea parties" get through to your soul.

You can't help believe in this woman whose spirit you just can't kill.

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by Peter Lawson Imprint staff The Kitchener-WaterIoo Symphony pushed its Masterpiece Series into first gear last weekend [Friday and Saturday nights) with two performances.

The symphony opened the evening with Mozart. followed with Berg. and concluded with Mussorgsky.

The Masterpiece Series is the serious meat of the symphony's season which includes a Pops series, a chamber setting, and other events. A Masterpiece Series concert is alwavs held at Kit-

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chener'sCentre in the Square and often includes both· wellknown and lesser-known works.

For an opening, this latest con- " cert .began with a known work, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's (1756-1791) Symphony No. 36 "Linz". This symphony was composed in 1783 for a concert at the home of Count Thun of Linz.

The orchestra's presentation, with Music Director Raffi Armenian conducting, was a consistent effort which theK-W audience has become accustomed. The colours in the music were especially pronounced through dynamics and instru-

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by Peter Lawson Imprint staff The opening concert of Music Notes! Baroque And Beyond by the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony celebrated the music of J.S, Bach (1685-1750) and his influence on 20th century composers. The music of famous composers Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971) and Anton Web ern (1883-1945) and unknown Canadian-composer Serge Garant (1926-1986) were interspersed ._ with two Brandenburg Concertosby J,S .. Bach.

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ment balance; The Violin Concerto by Alban Berg (1885-1935) completed the first half of the program. A lesser-known work, this music presents a fascinating listen.

Berg wrote the concerto in memory of a friend's daughter. Berg was very close to this girl and was deeply moved by her tooyouthful· departure. The work reflects this passion,. which struggles with the intellectualism of the twelve-tone system.

The music rolls and froths from se'aring·emotionalism to musical precision.

As soloist. Otto Armin

audience . at the September 15 performance (another performancewas conducted on September 16) warmed most enthusiastically to~ the Bach works and were left perplexed by the Garant offering.

Garant's Offrandre 1 is at best an academic work. geared to the esoteric habits of extreme musicologists. The Theatre of the Arts audience was left cold by rather cold music - all brain. no soul. Based on Bach's Musical Offering, this work stretches the musical pallet with the chromatic scale and utilizes disjoint orchestration. In all, a difficult

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piece to grasp.

A difficult work to play, Webern's orchestration of Bach's Fuga (Ricercare - The Musical Offering) is constructed of short, rather abrupt, lines of music disbursed throughout the orchestra. The Webern version is an arrangement of Bach's six-part Ricercare (Fugue), utilizing a technique called klangfarbenmelodie (a method of scoring in which individual notes or small groups of notes are distinguished by successive changes in timbre). Because of the constant stop-and-go nature of this work for -orchestral members,

showed vibrant technique with a work which demands athletic feats. In the concludhig Allegro, the requirements are wild crazy double-stops. and bow and pizzicato simultaneously.

A more familiar work returned to conclude the evening music.

Pictures at an Exibition by Modest Mussorgsky (1839-1881).

Originally a piano work, Maurice Ravel orchestrated the work and this version was presented under the baton of Mr. Armenian.

The orchestra, again. was up to task. especially for the conclusion The Great Gate Of Kiev -

the entries are difficult, The KWS had a few uneasy entries but the overall effect was solid.

Igor Stravinsky fashioned his The Concerto in E-flat "Dumbarton Oaks" on Bach's Brandne. burg Concertos. In the standard three movements, the music is not tonally hard. but the rhythms are distinctly that of Stravinsky - jabbing injections.

The works which meet the most audience acceptance were Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No.6 in B-flat major BMV 1051 and Brandenburg Cl)ncerto No.3 in G major BMV 1048. These

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famous works are standard Baroque compositions, emphasizing rhythms and movement around the orchestra.

The Concerto No.6 was the pick of the night. Consisting of two violas. three cello, bass, and harpsichord. this work danced along with viola soloists Daniel Bush and Tom Wermuth, who emphasized the fun in performance.

The next KWS concert at the Theatre of the Arts is on November 10 and 11. A small combo will tackle Bach and Bruckner.

tire, however, it does not tear apart the values in our society; it helps create them.

LP: What is the future of the play?

RD: We are booked a long way ahead, with no end in sight, appearing in different places ineluding Winnipeg and Vancouver. We'll also be running the sequel Wingfield's Progress.

Hopefully we'll be back with that to Waterloo.

Showtime is 8 p.m. at the Humanities Theatre.

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pany in London for one year. I " tremendous admiration and affection for both rural and urban also worked in radio, television, and film but I prefer the stage. In Canadians, It seems to have capWhat happens to a person film you can spend 12 hours in a turedsomething quite basic in when he moves from thecity"to day trying to produce thre'emin~ Canadians and appeals to those in city and farm areas. The play utes of film. the farm? This is the central theme of Wingfield, a play by LP: What are your impressions . gives the audience a chance to feel good about being Canadian.

Dan Needles appearing tonight of the play? at UW's Humanities Theatre.

RD: It's genuinely intelligent Rod Beattie, who plays Wingand witty, and it also contains a LP: Then there is a certain amount of seriousness in the ~--~------~~----------~----------------~ play?

RB: Yes. but not something the author vvould let stand in the way olgood laughs. Unlike a safield, has been acting in the play since its debut just over two years ago.

LP: What were you doing previous t(r Lettet'? .

RD: I acted for eight years at the Strat.fordFestival, and since then I've played in most of the major theatres.. in Canada. ineluding the GrandTheatre Com-

The next big event for the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony at the Centre in the Square is the presentation of the operetta A Night In Venice. This J. Strauss Jr. sing will make the stage during Oktoberfest. October 16 and 17. The next Masterpiece Series concert is October 23 and 24.

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Allegro aHa breve. This concluding "picture" is· often heard as an excerpt. having a famous fanfare melody which generates the impression: of marching into Kiev. The KWS had the hall booming with the sound ()f a strident march.

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Held at the Thames Valley golf course in' London, this premier race included nine OUAA teams and two from New York.

At the athletes reception the night before, the talk was that the Western men's team was assured of the win, with U of T and the Big Eight's Syracuse battling it out for second.

The Warriors were led once . again by rookie-Paul Ernst, who placed fifth in the talented field of 127 starters. The race was won by Darrin Deforge of Western in 31:58.

The Warrior victory can be attributed to intelligent racing and a great team racing concept that led to four Warriors placing in the top 10. Ernst (32:33) was followed closely by veterans Harvey Mitro, seventh, and Nick Cipp. eighth. Newcomer John Carson continued to' impress with an excellent tenth place fin. ish. VeteraQ Allan Faul~s finished fifteenth and rookie Scott McLellan, 20th, while. Sean McGuinness came 39th and veteran Shamir Jamal posted a 49th-place finish. Other Warriors competing were rookie Jim Milligan,·77th, and veterans Tim CoUins/ John Gonos andPet~r Mulvihill. who finished 83rd,

87th and 91st respectively.

At the mid-way mark of the race, the' Warriors were. announced to be in third behind Western and Syracuse, and did not win the race until the last 100 metres when Faulds outsprinted Western's Kevin Deforge to seal UW's two-point .win.

UW had 45 points, followed by Western with 47 and Syracuse with 87. Coaches Chris Lane and Don Mills, were extremely pleased with the results, with Mills stating. "Weare a Loblaws team. that is, we are no-names, but boy did we show them." U of T. who downed the Warriors last week at Guelph, were thrashed

by UW. They finished fifth with 123 points.

On the Athenas side, the powerful Michigan squad Won the meet, with U of T finishing a close second. Sandra Anschuetz of Western ran away from the field to set a- new course and meet record. Only three Athenas participated in. the race with Jill Francis running consistently to place 16th, while rookies Lisa Lafradi and Anne Hollingsworth placed 59th and 68th respectively.

This, weekend, the team travels to RMC in Kingston for an early preview of the .OUAA cham.pionship course and another clash with Western. Defending CIAU champs U of Ottawa will be there fighting for the gold.

Golfers fall 10 strokes short University of Waterloo golfers over the par 71 course. RunnersfeU 10 strokes short in their up were Rick Anderson of Toquest for a~final-round berth in ronto, 71-78 for 149, and Rod the OUAA golf championships. Blair of Brock, 76-75 for 1551.

Other schools' scores (the toP. Playing at the Guelph Cutten Club September 24-25, the five- six continue to,the OUAA finals man UW team (four to count) next week at Windsor) were' carded a two-round total of 644 Queen's 623, Brock 623, Windsor strokes, the sixth place cut-off 626, Toronto 627, Trent 634, position being earned by Trent Western 635, York' 643, RMC . 643,Waterloo 644,andWLU660. at 634.

Waterloo shooters were Chima Guelph golfers, with two steady days of 311-311 for a total McLean, 78-75 for 153; Scott 00of 622, took first place inthe 11- nald,"85-77 for 162, John Donald, school tournament. Low net 79,-85 for 164; Rob Hannah, 84-81 shooter was Steve Frederick of for 165; and Dave Byerley, 87-87 Trent with 76-70 for a 146 total for 174.

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Thf3 Warriors scrumtned againstVork on Saturday, losing a close one, 10-4.

would-.be tacklers with him.

Optimism ran high in the opening minutes as the Warriors The rugby Warriors suffered a ran deep into York territory to 10-4.setback to the York Yeomen set up a penalty play on the fiveat Columbia Field September metre-line. From there. prop 26,-giving the'm a disappointing Adam Chamberlain carried in 0-2 start to this young OUAA the ball for the first try. Waterloo's only points (the convert season.

Forced by their lack of size failed). into a play~oriented style that A few minutes later. York's emphasized passing, the Water- edge in size and power paid-off 100· side moved the ball well in with a scrum nearly on .Watertheir own end. Unfortunately, loo's try-line. They drove relentYork frustrated this attack in the lessly for 'an unconverted try to scrums, and denied the Warriors notch the contest at 4-4. Later in on two second-half scoring the first half, some sloppy Warrior tackling gave the Yeomen a chances.

'Fine performances were turned solid run, resulting in the winin by scrum half Steve Wells and ning try. This one was cori~ flankers Blair Falconer and verted.

Marty Robertson. Falconer. WaThe second half was scoreless terloo's player of the game, as both t~ams tightened their played with a passion that pro- tackling. York's dominance in . pelled him-to the ball time and the scrum increased as WaterloQ. again. At one point. he drew twice forced the ball inside yells of support from spectators York·s.10 metre-line bUl' were and' teammates when he drove unable to power- it in -on: either. intensely with the ball for 10 occasion. metres, taking three or four The Warriors, however.

McMaster escapes with

by Refton Blair Imprint staff The game last Saturday was the one, some say the only 'me, that the Waterloo football ~,T­ riors should have won and coulJ have won had they· not turned their early opportunities into miscues.

This was a game that Waterloo dominated along the defensive line of scrimmage. in the defen:. sive backfield and in the "gusto" department. There are numerous major factors for the loss : A fumble on the McMaster sixyard-Hne; starting quarterback Jeff Bell's inability or'reluqtance

showed improvement over their previous 24-6 loss to Queen's.

The team greatly missed flyhalf Adam. Kendall, injured indefinitely at the b~ginning of the Queen's game, in this outing. Injured in the loss to York WEI Mark Bryan, wbois doubtful tt return this season.

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10 yard-line, thus the first of to pass Jhe football; a blown call by the line. judge which" gave - many missed opportunities. The McMaster the winning- touch- . Waterloo defence led by its linedowDt and the poor passing on backing and secondary coverage the two point conversion play, as prevented McMaster from gainquarterback Wright and his re- ing a first down and turned the ceiverwere not operating on the baIl over to the offence which same page and the pass was un- sputtered and had an attempted der-thrown. Despite all this, the field goal blocked to end the first Warriors only lost by a point. 17- quarter.

Jeff Bell. who.started the game.

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After stymieing the Maraud- at times seemed perplexed by the ers' offence for most of the first pass coverage and·held on to the half. the Waterloo offence was football as Hit were a treasured unable to convert in clo~e from gift. He was thus replaced by the the 16 yard-line of McMaster as often disgruntled Mike Wright running back Jim Mitchell who upon entering the game was fumbled the ball. McMaster rec- able to lead the Warrior -offence / overed the football at their own down-field on the skills of wi,I'

According to coaching staff, this edition of the rugby squad contains ~any rookies, including a handful of men who had neve~ played the game before.

This, combined with the smaller tnan expected player size. makes necessary a completely new style of play. dissimilar to the usual "grind it out" fashion. This season could be_ described as one of rebuilding •. but it's only two games old. As Saturday's game :was within the Warriors' grasp. .,so isa successful season. : This Saturday the Warriors travel 'to Hamilton totake on the 'McMaster Marauders. and are ';back in October to host Western.

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by Reftcpn Blair ball in his local high-school in get own CoUegeiii Kentucky he Impriat staff Starksville. While there, Starks- . fougd the suitable mix of acaMississippi native Larry demics ani:iathletics. ville won the state championVaughn comes. to Waterloo via When his last two years of ship and beat' neighboring the matrimonial route. It was the '. eligibility ended he went the &xAlabam~ high-school powers summer of 1986 when he married pected route of working out for anoually. Many of his highthe former Samantha Patterson, the scouts of the NFL's Dallas school teammates would go on to the daughter of associate history Cowbqys,. Pittsbu~h Steelers, -major college and NFL careers. ' professorE.P. Patterson and art , and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, His dimunitive (5'9") struCture professor Mary-Lou Patterson; When the all-American dream was his major hindrance and so ~dwastalked into returning to ended' the eFL's Saskatchewan . he found himself moving north; sOO,ool at Waterloo. Since then RoughRiders came calling and the move, became permanent Warrior football supporters he came north for the opportun- with his marriage and his apprehave come to,know this fast talk- ity to play professionalfoothall, ciation of the Canadian way of Ing, 'quick-sUve!, Yank as, both but an ankle injury egded that life - Last Saturday Larry made the teaJJl and defensive motiva~ quest. Larry's marriage followed his return to the Warrior .defen.:tor diat he is. and the rest, as they say, is his- sive backfield and played !it a , Coming out of Starksville, tory. ' new' position,rover, with excel" Mississippi, Larry went through His early football experience lent personal results, but pnforthe usual small city high-school goes. back to playing with fi 'tunately he and his defensive star stigma as ne moved from YQUng' cousin name Jerry. Rice, teammates play could not help 'college program to college pro- who today catches passes for the the offense ~nd so the Warriors. ,gram searching for the right ,mix San Francisco 4gers. Larry lost. But this cOJlleback mar not of studies and athletics. At Geor- starred at both track and foot- have ever. come about i his mother had her way,. In his first , college game at Southern TenAthena of the Week Warrior of the Week nessee, his mQther. after seeing Lori Puent- Field Hockey Dave Shaw - Football tbe immense si~es of the players from the opposing te~m, came' After one Jeason on the indoor Dave is being honoured for his down from the stands to call him team, Lori is in her first year as out of the game, disregarding her outstanding pla~ in last Saturfield hockey ,goalkeeper. This husband's ·assurance that LarJ:'Y day's exciting 17-16 loss to McMaster.

Last season, Dave past weekend, in three bWIAA . could take :care of himself. She games, Lori was under tremendwould be assured as on the first was honoured by ,OUAA ous pressure. In lQsses to ToTh~ uw 8krdjving Club got off to a 'flying start last week when play Larry 'h~d to tackle tlie spil- coaches when he wasnained to skydiver KelVIn Brendrett displayed his parachute to members new. t-end one on one and took him the league's All-Star team as a ronto and York, she made 46 to th~ club this term. Approximately' 25 new club members will down ..nd out. For the' Warriors linebacker. saves and allowed 11 goals. Of , At 6'0", Dav'epiays a very ~xperlence the thrill of their first jllmp this month, which involves a:. Larry represents a calming, but )llmp of 3,500{eet from a small Cesna aircraft. . ' ' ' •. hard-hitting force, and his team physical game, and is so well re- . the 11 goals, 7 were scored by The club will jump every weekend until the winter weather sets in . concept of play and glory have presented that most teams "run .World Cup players. Both of these fr~m the drop zo~e in Grand Bend. Tne club provides its member~ endeared him to his teammates. away" from him in their offen- ,teams are laden with National ~lth ~ra~sportatlon to Grand Bend, ,as well as 'a discount on first Larry's leadership, became ob- sive scheme. He 'is having team players. '.. " Jump tramIng. vious to his teammates ,when another outstanding season, leading the team io unassisted 'Anyone stil~ interested in joining the'chib, experienced or novice, ' . after the shellacking' they sufun contact LIZ Robles (886-8676) or Dave Douglas (746-1577J. fered at tire hapds of Laurier he and assisted tackles: He hasre- , held"a'very iriformalteam meet- corded 27 unassisted and 15 asing with him doing all the talk- sisted tackles. ing. He laid into his. mates, letting them know who he thought was to bhime for the lost 'and "what he thought needed to . .'" be done by the players to turn the g~me soores armind. v / .Despitehis vast talent and exsecond and goal at theone, perience, Larry does not., view ContiaDed from page 31 Vaughn again stopped Sutton, himself 8S the saviour other's do. but the line1udge.made ahad call Instead he thinks that only a ,"" ~ - touchdown McMaster. So the .' receivers. Wrights trip from the scor'e at this point was Waterloo total team effort and total team concentration will result in a obscurity of the bench was viqory. His observatiQn is that 'somewhat successful to this 10. McMaster 17. point of the game; but with an Waterloo on theid(lIlowing of· "compsl'&i:i to the championship entire half togo vic-tory seemed fensive series continued to com~ teams he has play~d on the War· eminent. ' m i t mental mistakes, resulting in riors only lacks dedication". And

by Jonatluln Sadleir The second half began with the next four pass attempts fal- be cites unity as the necessary Sports Editor " McMaster taking their first pos- ling incomplete. But the defence ingredients for a successful sea, ' , 'session of the half and using the would not let Mac go anywhere .son.

I recently received a submissionfrorii an irate WateilooLaLooking forward to his return . wheels ofa fresh runner, Claudio with the football. With 'a little crosse Club. T~is is their seco~d ~ear of exjstence and once again Sylvestri, was able to get into over three minutes 1eft in the and -especially his new position they lack fundmg and the permiSSIOn to play on university-owned scoring position, but defensive game, Waterloo .got the football at free safety - the American fields. Before everyone begins to harsh on the Athletics Departlineman Al Rothwell rushed the and connected on consecutive equivalent to rover - he warns ment, there are some broader issues to consider. quarterback and thus Mac had to passes to' Thistiethwaite and that, unlike last year when play. Any ration~sole would have difficulty believing that the At'settle for a field goal. On Maeker to get into scoring posi- ers could avoid him by pot going hletics Department has it 'out for the lacrosse team. What the McMaster's next offence posses-" tion.On third down and long to his side of the fiel~, they won't lacrosse team is experienc!ng are the effects of a' diminishing ..sion they marched down the they went to Thistlethwaite fur a be able ·to do the same: "They budget that was' never large enough in the first place. can't run from ,me now".

And he · field to the Warrior's 5 yara-line. 27 yard touGhdownpass. . Mo~t of us realize that t~is is ~~ ~xtremely large university with . but they diqn't ge~ a point as Wh,t 'followed was .a gutsy feels he is more prepared for this huI-e mthe way of athlehc faclhtles: no track, a pool thatis .too safety Larry Vaughn forced and" call by coach Bob McKillop as season than he waS for last year s!"all to hold.waterpolo g~mes .and a severe shortage of playing recovered a fumble. The defence Waterloo decideq not to go for as he placed himself on a weight fields.

There IS a constant )~gghng act between varsity and camcontinued their early bend butlhe tie but instead the win; program and came int'o camp pus ree ~eams for the use of flelqs. The large sllccess of the campus whereas much stronger.

Also, don't break ant,ics a.s defensive meaning a two point conversion. , rec.r~~tlOn programs places a great strain on the already meagre 'back Brian Lenart intercepted Wright threw a dyiog pass into last year he was a newcomer to facIlitIes.. . ..

Holli.lnd on Mac's next offensive the Seagram.turf and Waterloo's the team, this year he is- more of , So where does the p'roblem lie?

Th~ problem lies chiefly with series. expectations for victory seemed an integral part of the team. And , you and me. I have a fragment of idealism left in my soul which his confidence in the team goes • In the fourth quarter the War- to have ran aground. The defence forc~s me to believe that ultimately if the student bQdy screams · 'rior offenc~ on ,the arm of quar~ 'rOSe to the occasion as the Ma- so far that he will publicly tell lo~d and long enQugh administ,ration will listen and a compromise listen that the anyone willing to terback Wright was able to get r,auders were forced to quickly wIll be sought. We have land, we own fields of maize which are into field gQal range ~lDdtle the punt the ball giving the Warrior play~offs are within reach. pr~sumably lying dormant until the need for a cybernetics lab When his football days ,have '"game at 10-10. McMaster then offence one'J;Ilort;! chance at win~ arises. No one is suggesting that cybernetics labs are not impor-: ended at Waterloo, Larry hopes , marc~ed.down field' on. a pass ning the game. However, on the t!lnt but with ~he vastres~urces -avaibible could not, a practice . !lnd run by running back Sylvea-- next play quarterback Wright to 'get into commercial art, the field b~ set up In the meantIme? Not a Dome, just a patch of moss degree he his pursuing.

His foot.trite) the Warriors' 34 yard-1ioe. ' threw a questiEJ~ablebal1into on which some of the smaller clubscOllld run and jump to their ball aspira1ions beyond Waterf'indin~f su~cel!l} on that running, the flank which a Marauder defhe~r!s. de~ight. But a call from the students for these necessary play, McMaster again calle,d a ensi:v~ back was able to return to loo are ,nQt a big concern of his. facIllhes IS the only way any actiQn will ever be realized One.relationship with football . 'trap pl/ilynp themiddle for 9 waterloo's 7 ya~d-lineand time A shrinking sPQrts budget not only denies the access of n~w and he would not mind in the future yards. When theywenUo the air ran out for the Warriorll. " exciting t~am8 to the varsit·yroster but hacks away lit the resourto pass.linebacker, John O'Cal(CoathBernie -Curtb of' is that of coaching high-school, ces estabhshed teams have available to them. resulting in death football in Canada.

He 'sees that laghan was called for.a holding 'McMaste"Pl'aised .OW ~coa-ch "by strangulation. Sports, in particular varsity sports, enable tne ," penalty,. giving the Marauders a' Bob McKillop for having the guts football is not taken as seriously stud~nt body to -glory in the hard work and dedication of the few. ' " first and goal at the 10 yard-line", togo for the win and said he ad- here as iUs in the States, but he Varslt~ sports should be a source of pride,aoommon bond particthinks that will change and, Returning to the around game mired his com.petitiveness, and lmportant for a diverse commu!lity su~h as the. University ularly , Mac.1'unnel' John Sutton ran into was thankful that his, young, would not. mind being apart of ?f Waterloo. When they go so. too does a strong sense Qf commun" any such grQwth.

Larry Vallghn at the one and'was team was able to come away lty and a 'great deal Qf character. turned away. On the nextplay, with a win. " . Best of luck Lar.

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by Mike McGraw Imprint staff While the Blue Jays find themselves engulfed in a dramatic pennant race. the sounds of dribbling basketballs are resonating throughout the PAC. Don McCrae is in the process ofmold·· ing the 1987-88 edition of theWaterloo Warriors basketball squad.

Sixteen hopefuls remain from the 25 players who started training camp. McCrae said that as of today (Friday), "we should have it 90 per cent· resolved who'll play varsity."

What is the attitude in the Warrior camp this season? As McCrae succinctly put it, "cautious optimism". Caution is rooted in the departure of UW's Mr. Everything; Paul Boyce.

Boyce WaS the OUAA MVP last season and was a second team All-Canadian.

The optimism lay with 1Q returnees, and what McCrae termed "A wealth of new prospects - with good size and good reputations ...

One position wb~re the Warriors needn't be cautiously optimistic is that of guard. Gritty veteran Rob Froese returns for his last season of OUAA action.

He has been one of the league's more prolific scorers in past seasons. The tandem of skillful Tom Schneider and gutsy Smurf Jerry Nolfi will once again handle the point guard duties.

Add to this rookie guards Chris Troyak (from St. Jerome's.

Ontario champs Jand Peter Saw-

chuk (provincial team member) and the Warriors can be downright cocky about this position.

The Warriors often found " themselves thrashedby~argan­ tuanopponents in the front court last season. Thus. McCrae went in search of giants while recruiting - and he found some.

"We've got 4 or 5 guys 6'8" or 6'9", giving us great potential in the front court." Leading the list are incumbents Jamie McNeill and Pat Telford.

McCrae admits the loss of Boyce in addition to the beefed up front line will warrant a change in strategy.

"With aU that size we hope to do some banging this season.

Not having Boyce will force us to change our style. But with our depth and size, we hope that we can pound the ball inside to our big men."

UW faPls will get an added bonus this season: a Warriors junior varsity squad. This second team will primarily play community college teams, due to the lack of OUAA competition (only Windsor and Western have junior varsity squads).

"With the number of what we think are varsity players, we feel a junior squad is necessary," said McCrae. "I'm hoping some will play both varsity and junior varsity, therefore our roster will fluctuate."

Already, the dreaded injury plague has hit the UW camp.

Froese has a chipped bone in his foot, while 6'8" frosh Paul Doucette suffers from a stress fracture. Bighly touted Dennis

Waterloo tacklers struggle to bring down York ball carrier in Saturdays rugby.

Byrne has a third-degree strain and sophomore John Vincic is recovering from a toe operation.

Aside from Vincic's ailment, all the casualties occurred within two days. McCrae said the injuries will shelve these players for two to three weeks.

McCrae stressed a greater training effort this season. "The empahsis was on season-long preparation, which will allow for a more sustained effort." .

UW's pre-season potpourri of exhibition matches and tournaments begins on October 17 when the K- W Titans visit the PAC., Until then; McCrae will continue to sculpt his new project.

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Mixed slo-pitch tourney The Mixed Sio-Pitch tournament last weekend was a great success. The tournament was organized into a· flight format which equalized participation and enabled all teal1Ul to advance to a championship flight.

The Brew Jays, a team that has participated in this tournament for a number of years-, took the

tiUe after downing Call It Two in the final Flight A game.

In Flight B, team PAS-l outhattled st. Jerome's College to capture the title.

Who's On First captur~d Flight C with Renison as finalists.

Chern Waste 1 dominated' Flight D with a championship victory over Sirebob's. ,

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rloo The Early. Bird Tournament played September 26 provided mixed results for the Warriors' waterpolo team. as they posted a win and two losses in the three exhibition games.

The Warriors stormed out of the blocks in the first game against perennial league doormat Royal Military College.

Eight players shared in a very balanced attack, resulting in a 12-0 victory. Joe Milla, Michael Cash. Keith Beckley and Julie Lyons each scored twice, while Thomas Meyer, Jim Steinbach,: Norbert Molnar and Keith Cush- . nie each tallied one. The game; was marred by a brutality call: against RMC with 2:35 remain-. ing, giving UW. an extended:

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The second game versus Queen's was. much tougher.

Queen's showed a stubborn defence in edging the Warriors, 5-4. The ~inning goal was scored on an unexpected backhand shot in the dying seconds against bacR-up goalie Thomas Meyer. Jeff Slater, Milla, Molnar and Cash tallied for UW. In the final game of the afternoon, Ottawa left the Warriors scrambling in their wake as they posted a convincing 12-0 victory. Ottawa's tight defence completely shut down any Warrior offence. Their quick transition from defence to offence led to many 2-on-l. 3-on-l and 3-on; 2 opportunities which they con-

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verted to goals. Even the spirited' goaltending of Scott Murray could not prevent the rout.

Despite these setbacks, head coach Dave Heinbuch still expressed optimism for the upcoming season. "I saw some bright spots in our play today. In past years we have improved more after the Early :Bird than other teams, so I expect us to be more competitive when league play begins."

On the positive side, the team has been strengthened with the addition of Scott Murray and Julie Lyons. Murray has been the starting goaltender for the past three season and will be joining the team for most games (he is on work term in Ottawa). Julie is a

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U of T, with a full returning squad including three national team players, drubbed the Athenas, 6-2.

Coach Judy Mc'Crae said, "I thought we played rather well, goalie Lori Parent made several key saves. One of the more encouraging parts of the game was that we were able to score.

This is a particular emphasis for us this year."

Janet MacPherson and Maureen Owens scored for the Athenas as they shut out McMaster, 2-0. Rookies Kylie Scoggan,

MacPherson and Caitlin McGregor made major contributions.

Sunday's match against York was the weakest of the weekend for UW. York's National team players really confused the UW defence路 in a 5-0 win. Goalie Parent made 18 saves and blocked one penalty stroke.

"The outcomes were accurate ones," said McCrae. "We did several things well. I was impressed with our veterans' ability to provide solid leadership ability by hard play. The freshmen are keen to do well and are responding to the coaching."

Saturday. the Athenas play Guelph at 9:30 a.m. IUld Toronto at 2:30 p.m. at Columbia Fields.

As of September 28th, 1987

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WARRIORS FOOTBALL McMaster 17, Waterloo 16 CROSS COUNTRY 1st place, Western Invitational RUGBY York 10, Waterloo 4

WATERPOLO Waterloo 12, RMC 0 Queen's 5, Waterloo 4 Ottawa 12, Waterloo 0 SOCCER Windsor 4, Waterloo 0 Waterloo 1, Western 1

ATHENAS FIELD HOCKEY Toronto 6, Waterloo 2 Waterloo 2, McMaster 0 York 5, Waterloo 0

SOCCER Windsor 3, Waterloo 1 Western 2. Waterloo 0

Important

CaR dates Friday, October 2 - last chance to buy CR raffle tickets from the PAC receptionist, PAC 2039. Tickets are $1 or 3 for $2.

Saturday, October 3 - Tennis singles tournament preliminaries. men's and women 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. - Waterloo Tennis Club Sunday, October 4 - Singles tennis tournament finals 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. - Waterloo Tennis Club Monday, October 5 - CPR Recertification, 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. - PAC 1088 - CR Raffle Draw 5 p.m. at the CRAC meeting in V2 West Quad Lounge Tuesday. October 6 - CPR Basic Rescuer 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. - PAC 1001 Wednesday, October ., - Meeting for women's rec hockey 4:30 p.m. - CC 110, on ice at 7 p.m.

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Soccer arri rs boote at Windsor

by Tim Walker The Warrior soccer team only gained one point from two games played last weekend (September

26.27).

On Saturday the Warriors travelled to Windsor with the women's team as both had games there. The Warrior!> came up with their worst effort of the year and'lost 4-0. The highlight of the. game was Warrior star Dan Rogozynski's stat keeping" (incidentally Dan hopes one day to open a beauty salon in the WeIland area). The Warriors were lethargic in the loss to Windsor. The Lancers scored a pair of goals in each half. This lack of mental toughness in the staring line. up led to several changes before the Western game. \ On Sunday the Warriors came within two minutes of winning their first game on Western turf in recent memory. With veteran Warrior star sweeper Wart Rcobinson injured Brent Wathan was switched to the back four.

Upen Kawale and Dan" Rogo-

zynski got the start in the midfield and Chubby Strooper was inserted in the front line.

The Warrior highlight of th~j first half. which they dominated, was Dan Rogozynski's yellow card foul of a very skinny Mustang midfielder. Although not condoning the foul it was nice to see a Warrior really get stuck in.

In the second half the Warrior pressure paid of as star Warrior forward Upen, Kawale put aU of his 98 pounds behind a shot and found the back of the net. However, the fickle hand of fate. along with a shitty ref. combined to let Western tie the game.

Western scored after a scramble and the ref called the game early.

This was the best Waterloo performance of the year.

The Warriors play at the lovely and picturesque Columbia playing fields this weekend.

On Saturday the Warriors enter. tain the often inept Ryerson Rams and a strong ·effort by the lads should result in a win. On Sunday the Warriors plan to thrash the MacMaster Marauders. Both games are 1 p.m. starts.

CLASSD'IPID HIILP WANTIID HP 41·Cl( for sale. Top of the line model. Mint condition. with Math Pac, manuals, and special programming manual. Asking s400/best offer.

Must sell: leaving planet. Call Chip 886-4561.

1982 Lsda. Put a little money into it and you will have your own transportation. Especially dependable in winter! $500 or best offer. 146-0664, except Tuesday and Wednesday even. ings.

Ski equipment - boots. skis. poles, car rack. All excellent condition. Mens 9 and womens 6. Offers? Derek at 7463127.

One pair gold lined drapes. sheers to match. $100. One pair red velvet lined drapes. bedspread to match$BO. 7434451.

Fish Tank for sale. 10 gal. with filter, heater, thermometer. gravel. rocks, plastic plants, canopy. lights. Call Shawn at X404S. A fine selection of antique Japanese silk kimonos and tapestries.Eleg'ant as bathrobes or after hours attire. Call 576-4101.

Comics: Will !;luy, sell or trade new and back issues of DC; Marvel and Independents. < Minimum 10% discount. 141-2115.

forest Hili, Kitchener. Reliable, flexible babysitter needed in my home for 3 children: 21;2, 61;2, 81;2. Approx.80 hrs./mo. Own transportation re:tuired. 141-0002.

Fat, profGUlonal typing-word processing by university grad. Pick-up/delivery available on campus.

Grammar, spelling, corrections available. Suzanne, 886-3857.

Typing • $l.oo/page (d.s.) for typist living on Campus (MSA). 9000 quality pages typed since 1984. Call 'Kare(l Shaw 746-3127.

Sharon'. Typing Service. Theses. term papers. essays, resumes, etc.

Reasonable rates. Fast and efficient.

Call 748-1193.

Word ProceMlng: Assignments, es-< says, reports. theses, letters. resumes,etc. Professionally done on word processor. Featuring automatic spell check. Reasonable rates. Call anytime 746-2810.

Word Proce •• lng; Resumes $5.oo/page. letters, Reports. Essays and Research Papers. s1.50/page.

Call 884-2184.

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Classm.ed Monday at 5:00 pm Campus Events Tuesda at 10:00 am

We dO.1t All. Custom Crested Sweatshirts. T-Shirts, Rugbyshirts, Sweatpants. And Much More. Guaranteed Wholesale Prices. We Never Compromise First Class Service. For Distance, Try Us On. Global Campus Sales. (416) 698-0323.

WANTIID Wanted - calligrapher to do approx. one small page of text. Must be good.

Call Bruce at 741-2519.

Oldobe"_. tlc:ke.s: (x 15) Farmers' 'Market. Friday, October 16 - 518-

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Mlnera' collectors interested in swap;)ing minerals ~ call Michael at 8887374. i

FRIDA V~ OCTOIIIIR :02 THEATRE SPORTS, Live improvised comedy based on your suggestions.

It's a new show everytime you' go. $2.50 por person. ' A BUS trip in the countryside around Waterlo. Includes visits to a Mennonite, farm. craft shop and covered bridge. 1-5 pm. $4. per person. Register at the International Student Office, needles Hall 20BO before 1 pm. Everyone welcome.

ORIENTATION SESSiONS for 81/88 Graduating Students (at all levels). Science (regular and co-op) Fri' day, Oct. 2.' Students must first register in ESC Room. 252. fED fliCKS. Roxanne. Shown in Al 116 at 7:00 pm. and 9:00 pm. Feds $1.00 and non-Feds $3.00. .

SATURDA V, OCTOBER :I FED fLICKS. Roxanne. Shown in AL 116 at 7:00 pm. and 9:00 pm. Fads $1.00 and non~Feds $3.00.

SUNDAV, OCTOBIIR <4 fASS '88 Writers' meeting. 7:00 pm., MC 5158.

FED FLICKS. Labyrinth. Shown in Al 116 at 8:00 pm. Fads $1.00 arid nonFeds 53.00.

MONDAV, OCTOIIIIR 5

PHii:iisoP·H·y....ANO····REiiGIOUS Studies Research Workshop. 2:30pm.

Meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Porter Arts Library.

SOCIOLOGY RESEARCH Workshop. 1 :30 pm. meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Porter Arts Library.

GERMAN RESEARCH Workshop.

1 :30 pm. Meet at the Information Desk "in the Dana Porter Arts Library.

POLITICAL SCIENCE Research Workshop. 2:30pm. Meetatthelnformation Desk in the Dana Porter Arts Library.

K-W'RED Cross Blook Donor Clinic.

St. luke's Lutheran Church, 311 Franklin Street N., Kitchener. 1:30 pm. through 8:00 pm. .

AYAILABLII

Lsrge baMment room available in fully finished sfudent condo. Access to living room, dining room, kitchen, 11;2 bathrooms, washer (dryer, microwave, condo pool. etc. On downtown and University bus routes; easy cycle to campus. 145-3884.

Januaq 1988. Furnished bedrpom available for sublet in Winter term.

Share bathroom and kitchen with pther students. Close'to campus. University Ave. between Philip and Albert. $210/month plus utilities. Call Andrew 146-3079.

One room in 2 bedroom apt. in MSA available immediately and possibly for Winter '88 term. Quiet, clean, nonsmokers preferred. Call 885-6808.

Six rooma, 5 min. walk to U.W., furnished. microwave. laundry. available immediately. $225/mo. plus utilities, no lease. 147-2889 or 4'16-9684650,

WIIDNIISDAY~

EVENING PMYER with choir and sermon. Conrad Grebel Chapel at 4:30 ,pm.

THIEMAS: The original social cult. In,teresting people. interesting COnversations. Chanting and flower seiling optional. 5:30 - 7:00 pm., CC 138.

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POLITICAl.. SCIENCE Research Workshop. 1: 30pm. Meetatthe Information Desk in the Dana Porter Arts library.

SOCIOLOGY RESEARCH Workshop. 2:30 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Porter Arts Library.

FREE NOON hour Concert featuring Michael Purves-Smith, Oboe, and Douglas Haas, Harpsichord. "Musicke ofthe Hoboyes". Baroque.andmodern music. 12:30 pm. at Conrad Grebel College Chapel. Sponsored by the CGC Music Department and the Creative Arts Board, F.S. CINEMA GRATIS in the Carnpus Centre Great Hall. Double feature: Don't Mess with Bill and The Terminator. Movies start at 8:00 pm~and are free of charge.

FASS 'Uwriters' meeti ng. 1:00pm.

MC 5158.

. HISTORY RESEARCH Workshop.

1 :30pm. Meetatthe Information Desk in the Dana Porter library.

RECREATION RESEARCH Workshop. 2:30 pm. Meet at the ,Information Desk in the Dana Porter Arts library. '.

VANNA WHITE literacy Bash. Vanna and Pat Impersonation Contest and Wheel of Torture. Prizes. No "Big Money". Only 2 bucks at the door.

ANTI-PAGEANT Coffeehouse. featuring mostly women's poetry, music. comedy. story-telling, crafts, tar.ot readings, food. Info: Women's Centre, ext. 3457". 8:00 pm. Place TBA. MONDAV~

BAGEL BRUNCH, Waterloo Jewish Students' Association/Hillel. CC 110 every Monday and Thursday 11:30 am. - 1:30 pm. (holidays excepted) Please join us for begels, friends. conversation. styrofoam cuPS. etc. Only $1.00.

TVPUNG 32 years experience. .75 double spaced page. IBM Selectric. Essays, resumes. theses. etc. Westmount-Erb area. Call Doris 886-7153.

fat. accurate typing and letter qual.ity word .processing. Resumes, essays. theses, business reports. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284.

Kim'. Seerelerla. Services. Resumes. term papers and thesis - Done fast and efficiently. Call 14;3-7233· or 1462744. Free pick UP and deliverv.

So you had a wonderful summer and now you are worried about a possible pregnancy. For a free pregnancy test, medical aid,andpractical helpcail Birthright 579-3990.

30 yeers experience; electronic typewriter, .85 double spaced page.

Westmount area. Call 743-3342.

Experienced Typist with teaching degree. $1.00 per D.S. page. Close to campus. Ask for Karen L. 746-0631.

HOU~ING

Will do light moving with a small truck. Also haul away garbage, other odd jobs. Reasonable rates. Cali Jeff.

884-2831.

EnJoy.ocla1 and performing multicultural folk dance. Tuesdays; Studio I PAC. 8:30 - 10:30. Debbie 146-3146. ~nteresled in part-time employment? !Congenial. European Cafe. Flexible hours. Resume requested. Aroma leafe. 33 Erb. St.• W. Waterloo. 8840411. food Services help wanted. Parttime, day/night positions. Apply in person'to Festival Dining Hall,South Campus, Danny/Hermann. .

,BAGEL BRUNCH, Waterloo Jewish Students' Association/HlIIel, CC 110 every Monday and Thursday 11:30 am. - 1:30 pm. (holidays excepted) Please join us for bagels, friends, con. versation. styrofoam cups, etc. Only $1.00.

KW CYCLING Club. Club rides every Saturday 60-100 km. All welcome. 10:00 am., Campus Centre. Info call Kevin ,ext,3B07. ~UNDAVS

ANGLICAN' SERVICES St. Bede's Chapel, Renison College 9:30 am.

Prayer Book Eucharist. -11:00 am.

Contemporary Eucharist Moose Room, Men's Residence, Renison ColleQe. .INFORMAL SERVICE with contem.porary music; coffee and discussion to .follow. Conrad Grebel Chapel at !:OO .pm.

,Gay local man is seeking companion'Ship of other gay.or bi young males.

Not into the bar or Club scene. Doug 658-3387. ,HeyMarlHmerslWant to meet more of ,your kind also stuck in Southern Onta,rio? Contact JJ or Darryl at141~4225 for details concerning Waterloo's 1st annual Maritimers Night.

Ravishing Rusiy has donned Danskins and can be seen doing leg lifts with the advanced women in PAC 3, MWF.l :30 pm. Crowd control mea'sures are in effect. t'm not looking for a serious relationship, but I am looking for a little commitment. I want a few good men and women (prepared to throw their money a~ay) to accompany 75 other men and women on a reckless adventure in exotic Whistler /Blackcomb.

B.C. Yes, you'Uski in the sun for seven . days and then dance each night away ,in the cosmopolitan Village Center ,meeting exciting people like yourself. !So come on. dammit, commit yourself.

IApril 23-30. The price - to ridiculOUsly jlow to mention - call Mark for the i mouth -watering details at 746-3116.

Attn: Barile's birthday Oct. 1. Please send presents to Shodds.

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MORNING WORSHiP every Sunday.

The Rev. Dr. Tom York celebrant: Communion first Sun. of each month.

HOMER WATSON House call all creative persons to participate in the following: Until Oct. 28, Watercolour on Silk Workshop, To Oct. 17. Watercolour My Way Workshop, Oct. 2-3-4.

Interested parties call 894-1890 to register!

ONGOING 'EVENT: Visitors are invited to discover and explore The Great Puzzle Exhibit. It's a puzzlement for everyone with spots of puzzle trivia, riddles, mazes. fi Ims, guest speakers. special events and a "hands-on" game area. Free. Monday· Friday 9-5, Sunday 1-5. B.C. Matthews Hall. 8884424.

'JOIN THE qonspracy of hopei We !fight for prisoners of conscience. fight against torture and the death penalty. !Meetingsare Wednesdays,;7~0 pm., 11388 in Campus Centre. ". .

WATERLOO GO Club invites all ,interested persons to lessons for lbeginners from 6:30 ~o 1:30 every !WedneSday. B.C. Matthews Hall,> IRoom 1040. Free instruction and 'open play will tollow classes. More information phone 888-4424. :GllOW COffEEHOUSE. An infor!mal gathering of people who enjoy light conversation, coffee and fun times in a comfortable setting. 8:CJO 11:00 pm., CC 110. For more details call 884-GlOW. WEEKLY WAtSFIC (University of Waterloo Science Fiction Clubrmeet'iog. Upcoming. events: Video Night and a D & 0 (Dungeons & Dragons) Tourna,m:..:.:.:e;:.:.n;:.:.t._ __

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