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y in Waterloo will definitely not be eau cabinet minister John Roberts in the next federal election. It was reported that after Roberts lost out in his nomination bid fnr the Trinity-Spadina riding in the spring, and was subsequently asked to contest nominations in Hamilton and Ottawa area ridings, he was attracted to aninvitation by supporters in the Waterloo riding because of the universities and his concern for science and environmental issues. In a June 17 interview, Roberts discussed how he was troubld with under-funded universities and believed earmarking federal money specifically for post-secondary institutions, and ost-secondary institutions only. was a necessary additive to &e solution. The provincial government which constitutionall oontrols the area of education, diverts a large percent&e of Adera1 f u g e which are scheduled for post-secondary educatioa

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aboard, the tragedy was only the Batest in a string of mishaps involving Americans in the Gulf. The Reagan administration has been plagued with problems since deciding to take action against instability in the Persian Gulf, instability caused by the seven-year-old war between Iran and Irao. 'The origibl intent [for U.S. inuolvementl was to protect but the Americans came into the conflict clearlv on the sideof Irao,wKeith I&&, associate director of the Centre for International and Strategic Studies at York University, paid Tuesday. Krause saiq the United States attempted to intervenein the Iran-Iraq war i n a peace-keeping capacity, but were unable to conceal an anti-Iranian intent: "The Americans tried to play it both ways: as a peace-keeper an& at the same time, they wanted to take sides in the war ... it doesn't work that way." Most of the Americans' problems, said Krause, can be attributed to their high-profile and interventionist policy. If the U.S. has maintained a low profile and taken a purely defensive stance in the Gulf, as have the Russian, British and French navies, there wpuld have been a different reaction on Iran's part, he said. Both Sahas and Krause said particuforeign intervwtian larly that of the Unitedstates has aggravated thh situation in

W E N T ARREST: Metro Toronto Pdice subdue protester during B demonstr$tkn against,the shooting down of lran Air flight 655 by a U.S. warship in t h e Pwsion Gulf. The more than five dozen police kept themselves busy by arresting about 30' people during the July 4th protest i n Toronto. the Gulf, adding that third arty action or mediation will do ettle. if anything, to stop the conhict. one of the bloodiest since the Second World War. The war began Sept. 22, 1980 when Iraq, apparently looking to stifle the Islamic Revolution which began with the 1979 expulsion of the Shah of Iran and to regain territory lost td Iran five years earlier, attacked its eastern neighbour. Iraq's leaders, Saddam Hussein, saw the possibility of Iraqi Shi'ites, who make up'some 80 per cent of the po ulation, fob lowing the lead of %eir counterparts in Iran. Such an occurrence would be dangerous to the largely secular and modern-thinking regime, just a s Iran's fundamentalist uprising led by Ayatollah Khomeini had been to Ine man Although Iraq had planned to make quick gains in revolution-

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torn Iran, suchgains never materialized. And Iranian hopes of expanding the. Islamic Revolution across all of the Middle East - a rallying call at the revolution's outset - soon fizzled as well. very soon in the conflict, both countries turned to limitld border-skirmishes, attacking civilian centres, and attempting to cut each other's economic lifeline: oil exports. It was this last bit of strategy, carried out by aerial and naval attacks on refineries and oiltankers, that drew foreign navies into the Gulf. Determined to kee shipping lanep open, especialry in the narrow Strait of Hormuz, the U.S. stepped up its air and naval forces last year and began escorting vesse.1~ flying American flags and those of neutral countries.

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UW Mechanical Engineering Professor G o d Andrawswqfi+to see the merrits of inviting Roberts to represent the WaW1m riding. It was Andrewa who announced at c Twoday m o m prehs conference that the well-known Liberal w d d remow b i selEfrom the nomination conteet wwhich -1Par,tbawSieeX~ at Bingeman Park. Llissahsion within the Liberal ranks lead to a decision which did not favour the Robert's Camp of supporters. The Liberal Party of Canada fOntariol averruled the decision of the local Liberal executive. w.ate~1oo'sexecutive had voted 18-5 in favour of postponing the July 12 nominatibn meeting. The Waterloo executive favoured a-September 19meeting; however, Elvio DelZotto, President of the Ontario wing of the federal Liberals ruled, much to the disdain 05 the Waterloo executive, that the nomination meeting must be held July 12. Roberto, due to a teaching commitment at the Australian Nationel University could only tentatively pledge his candidacy for the nomination if the Waterlpo executive had been.auacessfu1 in changing the meeting to a September date. Eventual victor Steve Woodworth was the-only one of the four candidates who protested the change to a Septernber nominetioh date. Woodworth had consolidated more support than aisy other candidate going into the July 12 meeting. Woodworth has been very frank about some controversial issues. He is adamaritly pro-life and very religiously oriented in his professional sfatwar, a lawyer. He reportedly prays with his clients arid asks th6m t0 seek God's permission in matters concerning divorce. President of the Waterloo Liberal riding association John Moore, who is also a UW professor had discussedthe poasibilfty of pursuing an injunction to halt the Ontario Wing organized nomination meeting in Waterloo. The battle was dedared lost, however, since such litigation would prove costly and the Waterloo association is not incorporated. Moore declared he supports the nomination results; however, members of the locd executive as well as members of a Mieeissauga ridin remain unhap y with the structure of appeal lef4 open to locaf ridings when t$ Liberal Party bf Canada [Ontario) and more s cifically, EnvioDelZotto, the prqsiden), make a 608. troveraid ecision. Mississauga East is experiencing a situstion where the local riding association differs from the Ontariv wing regarding the validity of nomination resuits.

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by Lesia Zomiak and John Mason Imprint staff ~Thousands of K-W residents, UW alumni and students swarmed campus July 1. The Canada Day celebrations, staged on the UW campus for the fourth consecutive

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fect, but they certainly were a smashing success! Over 35,000 . people visited campus for the nation’s holida gala. Activities 6 egan early! Thirty runners were at the start of the Fun Run which started on Ring Road at 9%. Entrants completed independent courses of 2.5,s and 10 kilometres, The parade, with over 15 representative floats and many walking participants, travelled from the Central Meat Market in Kitchener, up King Street and along University Avenue to campus. The much heralded official opening ceremonies, at midday on the village gree , complete with two SWOOPS siE ydivers, a massive balloon release, dignitaries’ speeches and the Warrior Band were impressive at moments but disappointing in the lack of coordination and timing. Corky and the Juice Pigs, the comedy

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Late in the afternoon, activities shifted” to the Columbia Fields-‘with an exhaustive selection of children’s games before the Kiwanis Kavaliers Marching Band stunned -the g&ering in the evening *with, tbqir -dynamic Spanish music ond choreography.

“The best ever” was the cornment these reporters heard repeated about the fireworks display which concluded the day In a repeat performance of of celebrating. $10,000 went up Canada * Day 1987, Endless Summer, a tribute band to the L in ‘smoke in just half an hour and organizers anticipate doublinb that amount next year. Beach Boys, did their best to energize a largely mellow audience Other major Canada Day Alesprawled across the Vil,l&ge brations in the K-W area were Green. EveryoneL found their beid at _Victoria park in Kit choice of entertainment whether chener and at Sports World off it was in the clowns, storyHighway 8. ’

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Campus Security and Waterloo Regional Police are invsstigating a break-in at the CKMS radio station which’occurred on Friday, July 1, between 2:~ a.m. and 5:45 a.m. Brian Bradley of UW security stated, “Three pieces of stereo equipment: two tape players, one compact disc player and one microphone, were stolen from the station. The equipment was worth approximately $IZOO,OO.” Ceiling tiles, -doors, filing cabinet s and one-’ window were vandalized

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ful in their attempt8 to have the nomination meeting changed from July 12 to September 19, A September 1S nomination data may have reausticaHy enabled R0btWtS to consoIidat8 the SUPport on8 of hia riveh~, Steve Woodworth, now benefits from. You have beeA a member of Parliament in the past. From where were y&u elected to Parliament previously? Robart8: I was elected first in 1968 in a rural area north of Toronto called York-Simcoe in the Trudeau landslide. After being defeated there in 1972, I repres_ ented the central Toronto riding of St. Paul33 for most of my political career. Imprint: How did ydu now come to choose Waterloo? Roberts: After the 1984 election, the riding I had represented was distributed into several ridinga. When I decided I would like to return to Ottawa because I thought there were issues that 1 concerned me, I looked around for a riding that would be available and where I felt I had a rapport with $the people, So originally I ran in the constim tuency of Trinity-Spadina where I was involved in a terrible battle which I lost. So at that stage, that was that. Then I was approached by Liberal representatives from Waterloo asking if I would come and run in Waterloo. It was not that I was looking for the. Waterloo nomination but rather that I was asked to represent this area. Imprint: You have not been active in politics since 1984, What have you been doing in the meantime? Roberts: I have been a professor of Liberal Science at Concordia University in Montreal. I am also a director of several companies and I have been doing some writing and television work. Imprint: The Liberal Party has been divided over the leadership of John Turner. Where do you stand on Mr. Turner’s leadership? Roberts: I contested the leadership of the Liberal Party in early 1984 so at that stage I obviously thought that I would make a better leader of the party than Mr. Turner. But the Liberal Party did not agree and they chose him instead. We have a leadership review mechanism and he was reaffirmed by that procedure in 1986. Some members of caucus + have clearly been unhappy with his leadership but my feeling is that he has been chosen and supported by the party. He k not going to resign and he is clearly going to lead us into the next election, Imprint: So you are willing to work together with him? Robsrte: Oh yes, I intend to work for him. Imprint: How do you see the Imprint:

major concerns of universities in their relations with the federal government? Roberta: As far as the universi-’ ties are concerned, the problems deal mainly with funding. As far as the government is concerned the problems are more structural. In 1978 we adopte‘d a new funding formula with the provincial government8 for university funding. I had just become a member of government at that time, I think that the formula which we developed turned out to be unwise. This was because they disconnected the transfer of funds to the provincial governments from any criteria tying those funds to achieve certain purposes in post-secondary education. The provinces can basically do what they want with those funds. You see the federal government has inGreased proportionally their funds available to university funding and the provincial governments have cut theirs back. Itiprint: What can you offer the university community to ensure that some of the provincial abuses of federal money designated for post-secondary education are checked?

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that we will have to require as we do with medi-care that certain standards be met if federal funds are con-. tinued. There are several ways in which this can be done but a connection must definitely be there. I also feel that universities must be encouraged to develop more specialized* centres of excellence. The current government has begun on this issue, but i am not sure that they have thought it through all that well, Imprint: What is your position on abortion and the recent Supreme Court of Canada’s decision to overturn the existing law? Roberh: I supported and voted for the existing law, I felt that it was the best comprqmise. I don’t know what position I would take on the new legislation because we have not seen it yet. There are two principles that the new law must address. First, there ark two interests here - the interest of the woman who does not want to have a childand the interest of society: At what time does life take place? But for me the strongest point is that me or any other member of Parliament does not have the right to impose our views on the rest of society. This is a moral decision and the government does not have the right to enforce moral restrictions on the population. Moral decisions are not like other laws which can be defined. Imprint: What is your opinion of the soon to be new refugee laws of Canada? Roberts: What we have here is a terrible travesty and irresponsi-. bility in government. The legislation the Conservatives have brought forward is quite clearly

unconstitutional and I don’t think there is any reasonable doubt about that. It does not meet the the standards of the charter of rights.

“what we have hare is a terrible travesty” Imprint:

Canada wants to buy nuclear submarines. What do you think? Robert& Terrible, terrible plan! We are going to buy these submarines and we are going to detect something and then what are we going to do? Are we going to shoot them out of the water or are we going to just say hello and ask them to identify themselves? Do we think that the various nations currently in the Artic waters are going to stop coming just because we have bought some submarines? No they are going to continue going there. The US. insists these are international waters. It makes no sense to spend all this money on something that our allies do not even want us to do. These submarines will not change anything at all except that we can prove that other nations are in the Artic, If we are concerned about sovereignty in the North, as I am, then we should look for other alternatives. Imprint: What are the alternatives? % Roberts: By creating a greater presence in the.Brea you can establish sovereignty. I would like to see the Canadian Armed Forces developed much inore in the Artic, both on the ground and in the ziir. For the sea, why is Canada not a world leader in the ice breaker technology? Today Finland is the place to go for the best ice breakers, if Canada was tops in this area we would be able to control and monitor traffic through the North-West Passage, Imprint: The U.S. and NATO are not anxious to see Canada spending money on submarines.. Why are we ao eager to go against our allies when there is

not complete public support for this move even in Canada? Roberts: The Americans think that this move is useless but if there was going to be something worthwhile for Canada from the purchase of submarines then I wouldn’t care what the Americans thought. But it is not a positive NATO support policy either. Its a way to spend a lot of money and possibly not even get much economic stimulation from it. Imprint:. While you have been in politics what has been your most enjoyable posting or responsibility? Robert& I think Minister of the Environment. It brought me into contact with Parks Canada and a variety of issues which I found very chalenging to deal with. The whole area of water policy which had until then been igi nored, was discussed. The Secretary of State was also interesting particularly because of the cultural issues. Imprint: You must still then be concerned about the acid rain issue. Roberts: Yes, I feel that the current government abandoned a lot of good work we had done on acid rain. But I have remained involved in environmental concerns even as a private citizen.

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‘Let’s talk -‘about ’ free; trade. How is it going to affect Waterloo? Rcjbart8: Firstly let me make it clear that I am against this free trade agreement. In this area; the real concern has to be for high tech industry. In the short term there will probably be marginal positive effects but the long term is not so optimistic. We are the part of Canada which has access to major American markets so if any part of the country is going to do well from free trade it will be here. But I maintain that on an issue of this nature, I must keep a

national perspective. Free trade will only exacerbate regional differences and create more problems for the national unity of Canada,

“Free trede will only exacerbate regional differences” How do you see the futtire of Canada? Robert@: Firstly I am a Liberal and I think we should adapt Liberal policies to our changing environment. I believe in a strong national government and I want that government to protect the common heritage of Canadians across the country in the form of the Charter of Rights, social policy and economic poli.cy. I want free trade within Canada (between the provinces) and so I am therefore yery much opposed to Meech Lake and free trade with the U.S. Both Meech Lake and free trade will lead to a decentralized, neutered federal government which I don’t think will be able to keep the structure of Canadian society together and promote the common basis of opportunity and citizenship. Secondly, the new chalbnge is to find an approach by government that will promote new economic growth. Canada no longer Can expect the natural growth that has occurred since ‘ifi&. We must. ‘wt bg’ blase I bbortt econom’ic gro%ih; &b ‘tiiiat-&:t ‘mope precise brig term abj*ctives. We must look for a key tector strategy. ‘We find those iareas that Canada has or has potential competitive superiority and concentrate government su port in those areas 80 we can iea Pize that potential. Therefore, instead of the kind of generalized belief in free trade currently being expressed by the Conservative government, we need to think through carefully, how over the next twenty to forty years we are going to use the assets of Canada in the best way * to provide growth and jobs. rmpriat:

Persian Gulf conflict While agreeing that third parties do have some rights in the international waters of the Gulf, both Sahas and Krause said Iran and, to a certain extent, Iraq have difficulty accepting such intervention. “Iran certainly believes no external power has a legitimate” right to be there, said Krause. This is especially true of the Americans, who are hated by the Iranians and who make an easy target for Iran’s retaliation in the Gulf, he added. All such intervention has done nothing to ease the tension in the Gulf, Krause said. To the contrary, it has caused added difficulties there and will continue to do so, At the heart of the conflict be-

way of life +.. a different set of values,” said Sahas, Western cultures try to describe Islam in the context of Western religions, which is where they fail to understand the factors involved in Iran, he said. This misunderstanding led the US. $0 adopt policies which “rub the fundamentalists the wrong way,” said the UW Prof. And, he added, it- is the fundamentalist factions which fan the flames of hatred and revolution; their cause-is aided when the United States, or other parties, set themselves up for violent backlashes, as in the case of last week’s tragedy. “Incidents like this ‘are very sad . . . they add fuel to the fundamentalist movement and can be readily exploited,” said Sahas. “This was more than a mistake on the part of the U.S. . . . it’s a

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Krause echoed this line of thought,. saying anti-American sentiment in Iran may reinforce the people’s willingness to continue fighting. Even if recent American activity in the Gulf doesn’t extend the war, neither Sahas and Krause _*

see a quick end to the Iran-Iraq conflict. A mediated settlement, whether it ifivolves the United Nations or any of the two coun-

tries’ Arab neighbours, is un-, likely, said Krause, Ir’eq has

made cease-fire overtures on several occasions but Iran has demanded conditions unsuitable to the Iraqis, the three biggest being: the removal of Saddam Hussein as Iraq’s leader, that Iraq accept blame for the war, and that Iraq pay reparations to ’ Iran. Given the current attitudes in both countries, such a settlement is highly unlikely, said Krause. A leadership change in Iran when Khomeini dies, especially if the moderate elements take control, would have the greatest influence on the status of the war, said Krause. Sahas shared this opinion. saying the war is largely a conflict between Hussien and Khomeini, a war without much of the financial or territorial gains associated with many similar conflicts. When Khomeini dies, the war might come to an end, he added,

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CFS-referendum would fail Remember w’h& UW students voted against joining the Canadian Federation of Students which had a $60,000 membership price tag at the time? The month of the referendum was November. Now with the UW Federation of Students sponsored free vote corn leted and only stale by two terms, our student government, the Fe t! eration of Students, are hinting they are prepared to schedule another referendum. In the Fall term, the debate of whether to join the Canadian Federation of Students quickly polarized at the UW student government level. Students indicated they were not interested in the,issues or CFS by voting “no” to the tone of 1,349 votes versus the 745 voters who said “yes.” This is not the article to criticize the more than 11,000 eligible undergrads who did not participate in the referendum; however, the blame for poor voter turn-out at UW student polling stations cannot be blamed entirely on student apathy. At issue here is whether students want the Federation of Students committing more resources to take the issue back to the UW electorate. The Federation volunteers and executive who may support a new referendum cannot erase the memory of the November referendum which former Fed President Ted Carlton’ summed up as a political blunder. Any new referendum publicity could not overcome the attention memories of the negative November vote would receive not, now, or everi’within the year. It has only been eight months since students at this university declared they had no interest in CFS. A Waterloo sponsored attempt to rejuvenate popular interest in CFS will fail. Instead, the onus is on the Canadian Federation of Students to earn the support of the average Canadian student, not just on our “in the know” student leaders* Currently, the Canadian Federation of Students is run like a private, elitist oligarchy. The CFS executive make no attempt to completely reach out to even a majority of Canadian institutions with information about what their organization is doing. Their record for distributing press -releases to the media, which is the crucially important mechanism whereby such an organization is held responsible to its fee paying members is dismally poor. Until CFS improves its record in this area of national campus exposure, this Ottawa-based organization belongs to its executive and offers only- silent partner+ or at best, a handcuffed status to any prospective member school. . In the coming months, don’t’listen to UWs politicians tell you ho’w great CFS is, let CFS convince you of its merits, then make a decision. In the meantime, members of UW’s Federation of Students, although lacking membership status, can only be complimen)ed for continuing to attend CFS’ functions which allows them to keep pacewith the Fanadian . ,I_ ‘student I brat r<,movement. .,c . a .‘

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Whitewashing On Sunday morning, July 3, while we were enjoying the weekend after Canada Day, on the other side of the world, two hundr.ed and ninety people were blown‘out of the sky. They were on an franair A300 Airbus: businessmen, shoppers and families of Iranian, Arab, Korean and Japanese origin with altogether sixty six children. Twice a week, on Sundays and Tuesdays, Iranair schedules a 28 minute flight, Flight 655 was listed in the international aviation timetables. At 825 a.m. local time, about a third of the way into its trip, the plane was hit by two surface-to-air missiles fired by the USS Vincennes, believing it was an F-14 fighter aircraft. -The downing of Iranair Flight 855, now listed as the sixth worst air disaster in history, may also be distinguished as ranking third of those six caused by direct human action as opposed to mechanical failure or weather conditions. On June 23, 1985, 329 peo le were killed including two chi Y dren of a biology professor on campus when an Air India Boeing 747 crashed off the coast of Ireland. Sikh extremists were implicated in the disaster. On September 1, 1983, 269 people were killed when. a Korean Air Lines’ 747 was shot down by a Soviet fighter after flying through Soviet airspace near Sakhalin Island. Obviously this latter incident jumps to mind in relation to the present tragedy; both involved the use of a government’s military might against a civilian target. An interesting contrast exists between the official responses of the two incidents. After the downing of KAL Flight 007 in 1983 we had President Ronald Reagan calling the Soviets “terrorists and liars” and the American Secretary of State George Shultz saying there was “no excuse for this appalling act.” There was talk-of sanctions against the U.S.S.R. by the world community. In the media, editorial headlineslike “A Pack

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of Lies” were common, as wellas such absurd titles as “Rightest was target, Washington aide says” seriously asserting that an ultra-conservative congress‘man; well known as an outspoken anti-communist on board the plane was the true reason for the attack. “Moscow knew the congressman was on board and waylaid the plane for that reason.“! So now, once again, a superpower has -shot down a civilian aircraft, killing twenty-one more people than in 1983. Where is the outrage? Beside the Iranians, who are understandably upset, what are the Soviets saying, after all, they are now in the position of scoring propaganda points against their

accusers of five years earlier. In fact, apart from comments about “trigger happy” warships and a dubious Gulf policy, the Soviet Union has resisted the temptation of muddying the waters with hysteria. What are the similarities between these two catastrophes! As already mentioned, both involve the military attacking a civilian target-albeit mistaken for something else, The Iranair airliner .was in ti warzone; the Korean Airline was hundreds of miles off course, flying in a militarily sensitive zone. The Iranair airliner, it seems was only an indistinguishable “blip” on the radar screen. The Korean airliner was flying at night, seemingly resembling a, spy plane.

Finally, in each /Case, nearly three hundred innocent people died for no other reason than being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Conclusion: neither of these incidents was an “accident” both powers aimed and fired, instead both are pvrely and simply “mistakes.” Perhaps if the incidents had been reversed, the Americans would now be like the Soviets, subdued before a human tragedy stemming as much from human error as technical limitations and political maneuvering. The obscenity of a moral stance in these circumstances is revealed. In 1983, the shooting, down of a civilian airliner was called an “unbelievably barbaric act.” In 1988., the shooting down of a civilian airliner is called “an understandable accident.” America first heard the news on July 4, “Independence Day.” In the midst of the general celebrations and parades all major political friends and foes, with the notable exception of Jesse Jackson, lined up behind the President’s response. The positive part of Reagan’s statement was the hints df reparation to the families affected; yet, criticism of the Gulf policy and the U.S. Military’s version of events was silent or at best niuted. I have little doubt what one man would say to this comparatively mild response. I don’t know his name, he owns a supermarket in Hormuz. He was at the Iranair office in Dubai, waiting for his wife, their eight children, his wife’s brother and the brothers wife, all coming in on Iranair Flight 855. When news came of the downing of the plane, he “just went out,of his mind, going from pillar to post and banging his head,” a witness reported. Later

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The He&h and Safety Resource Network is a liaison between you andony sourceofheafth and safety information you need, und con also provide pamphlets, films, speakers, and phone numbers to other resources. The office is located in room f 21 of the Health and Safety building and we invite you to talk to one of our volunteers. % If you a have a few minutes, the Health and Safety Resource Network would appreciate some input as to how we can better serve you on cam us. Please take the time to answer’the few questions below, t K en cut this out and drop this into the box at the Turnkey desk at the Campus Centre. What What

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duct, Besides vegetables, fruits and seafood may soon be available in modified atmosphere plastic packages. You must ask yourself whether these products are less costly, more nutritional+ and faster to prepare than raw vegetables. By the time you open the box, take out the plastic bag and boil the water you could have also washed and boiled your raw vegetables’ Disposable products usually come in packaging, consumers also pay indirectly for the disposal of packaging - their own packages. Besides the product itself, you usually throw out other pack,wastes through tax increases. And today’s waste management is extremely aging. Examples include disposable razors, diapers, plates, utensils, lighters, expensive for all parties concerned including municipalities. Toronto for exand hand soap. Reuseable products ample is considering implementing a exist for all of the above, So’me new plastic packaging reacts $50 per tonne tipping fee in order to with the sun (photo) or salts in the better reflect the true cost t of landfills. ground (bio) to break down or degrade, hence, the terms photodegradable and Examplee of Problmn Packaging biodegradable. Two major problems Single serving packages symbolize a exist: the plastics encourage a “throw move away from more traditional lifesaway” attitude and do little to encourage resource conservation. There is also tyles and packaging. Instead of “family” ok “economy” size these products are some doubt as to whether .the whole, product bio-degrades or it it simply disself contained single servings with intergrates into invisible pollutants? packaging that can be thrown away. The target is the single individual with What You Can Do? little time or inclination for meal preparation. This market is already enormous There are several things you can do accounting for $11 billion in sales in the United States in 1986. The market for - while buying groceries that can help re-, duce excess packaging, single serving disposable plastic packAvoid buying on impulse. Approxiaging is expected to grow by 50 per cent mately 75 per cent of products are imreaching 653 billion units in 1996. The pulse items, Make a grocery list and market’ for single serving glass containstick to it, ers is expected to decline from 19 billion Understand excess packaging costs units to 14 billion units by 1996. you money, depletes natural resources’ Microwave products have capitalized on the microwave craze? Companies are. and adds to health and ‘environmental scrambling to pour more products onto ‘1‘problems. Buy returnable and recyclable prothe market in durable packaging which , ducts. is microwave ready. By 1991 the microAvoid disposable products where alwave industry should produce 2.2 bilternatives exist. lion units worth over $340 million, Avoid individually -wrapped and Traditional glass and tin containers are sized products. being replaced by multi-material packReuse containers and bags. aging including metal films, *foil sysSave bags and egg cartons and give tems, polyethylene, polystyrene, and them to market vendors, local farmers, other synthetics. Unlike glass and tin, or health food stores there are few existing reuse or recycling Refuse additional packaging and possibilities. The presence of mixed pack your own groceries, packaging materials makes recycling extremely difficult, What We Can Do Beverage containers are a good examWe can form citizens’ groups and ple of packaging over-kill. fuice in a box is a drink that lasts no longer than a work with, others interested in conservcouple of minutes; it come in a container ing our resources. It is public pressure that has largely been responsible for made out of disposable polyethylene, convincing governments to consider alaluminum foil, and paperboard. A mill in Aurora, Ontario plans to use 15,000 ternatives to throwing away wastes. In we can use many different tonnes of paperboard, 5,000 tonnes of groups strategies. polyethylene, and 1500 tonne& of alumiDirect Action-Citizens across thd num foil annually to make such a pro-

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Today’s supermarket shelves arti stocked with between 6,000 and 8,000 different items. Each item is carefully wrapped in its own elaborate packaging in order to entice the consumer to buy that particular product. Most of this packaging material is eventually thrown away. The very properties that make materials like glass, tin, and plastics good for packaging also make them a long term waste disposal problem because they don’t easily break down or biodegrade when thrown into landfills, Styrofoam cups and egg cartons, for example, will not break down during our lifetime. Non-degradable goods and packages account for 58 per cent of our discarded wastes including 90 per cent of glass, 50 per cent of plastics, and 42 per cent of paper. For every $1,000 in supermarket sales, 300 pounds of corrugated cardboard and 65 pounds of other packaging wastes will be generated. Environmental

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United States demonstrated against the use of ozone depleting and non-biodegradable Styrofoam at their local McDonalds. The “McToxics Campaign” enabled local citfzens to distribute literaiure to customers urging them to ask for paper packaging instead of styrofoam. It also gave them the opportunity to talk to the local media about the pack: aging problem. Similar actions have been used against Styrofoam meat trays in supermarkets, Several different types and levels of legislation can be created. Bans can be placed on packaging. Berkely, California has implemented a municipal ban on CFC-blown Styrofoam. Halton region in Ontario has considered banning corrugated cardboard from existing landfills. Legislative bills which encourage waste reduction, limit multi-layer packaging, ban plastic rings joining beverage containers have been introduced in several U.S. states including Minnesota, Vermont, New Jersey, and Massachusetts. In Ontario, councilors from Peel region initiated a province-wide petition to have the Ontario Government force manufacturers to use packaging that is not harmful to the environment. To support this petition write to Premier David Peterson at Queen’s Park, Instead of legislation another option is the imposition of a special surcharge or tax on non-recyclable packaging. In Ontario beverage containers must be recyclable otherwise they are not allowed to compete. But this program is limited to only beverage containers. In some U.S. states customers can return empties to a machine where they can recover deposit costs. Some U.S. states like Massachusetts are considering placing a “disposal tax” onnon-reusable or nonrecyclable packaging to better reflect the true cost oflandfills. For public education purposes, the Minnesota State Pollution Control Agency implemented the CALL program. GALL stood for “Gosh Awful Ludicrous Leftovers.” Some of the past winndrs include throwaway razors, aerosol can propellants, and individually wrapped dental floss, In Germany some environmentally superior products are given a special label. However some people complain the tar eted products are obscure. No specia 1abeIing has been applied to packaged material. The Canadian Government is considering a similar program that targets recyclable, and non-CFC producing packaging. For more information on excess packaging, contact the WPIRG office, GSC 123, or 884-9020.

Stratfcird’s Lady both delightful improve her accent. Higgins looks on qer as a challenge and bets his friend Colonel Pickering (Richard Curnock) he can pass her off as a royal at the embassy ball, half a year away. Peacock believably transforms herself from a rough working class girl into a refined lady under the expert tutelage of Neville and Curnock.

by Flew Macqueea Imprint staff Can you turn

a Cockney

flower

girl into a foreign duchess by making her repeat the rtlin in Spain stays mainly on the plain until she develops an upper class accent? Such a change is the subject of the Stratford Festival’s delightful musical My Fair Lady, by Alan--Jay Learner and Frederick Loewe, based on George Bernard Shaw’s‘ play arid Gabriel. Pascal’s film PygmaiiiPn. ‘The coldhearted and scientific phonetician Henry Higgins is played by Festival artistic direc-

Production excellent but &earner and Loewe’s ending disappointing * Eliza’s

perennially drunken father Alfred P. Doolittle [Douglas Campbell) wanders in and out of the play, singing With a Little Bit of Luck, he should be able to get others to support him. After being jokingly pronounced the “most original moralist in England” by Higgins, a well-off American moralist dies ‘and leaves Doolittle a large part of his estate, delivering him “into the hands of middle class moral-

tor John Neville, who proves a fine actor. Co-starring as flowergirl Eliza Doolittle is the talented Lucy Peacock, who also has a lead role in All’s Well That Ends Well and a supporting role in Rikhard the Third.

The packed house was, enby the antics of this outspoken Cockney lass who comes to Higgins for speech lessons to tranced

from 8: duitto that of a gentleman, while retaining his former manners, has k the audience roaring. ityl” His man’s respectable

switch

attire

Though overall My Fair Lady was excellent, I found the ending disappointing. When Pascal transformed Pygmalion into a without Shaw’s screenplay, knowledge or consent he changed the endi.ng from the marriage of Eliza and Freddy after she flees Higgins’house to a blossoming romance between Eliza and Higgins. I agree with Shaw’s comment that, “Nothing of the kind was emphasized in my scenario, where I emphasized the escape of Eliza from the tyranny of Higg1ms by a quite natural love af-

fair with Freddy.” between

A romance

these

two turns the for-’ merly financially and personally independent Eliza into nothing

more than a well-spoken mother substitute

for a tiresome,

chauv-

inistic snob.

John Neville and Lucy Peacock

Feore’s evil charzicterizatkm

fuels Richard Ill I *

by Fleur: Macqusaq __ Imprjnt stpff c

to _dispose _ __ of all_ those remaining who differ with him. Susan Wright .as the revengeful Queen Margaret, Goldie Semple as the’ bitter Queen Elizabeth, mother of the rightful heirs, and Ann Casson as the long-suffering Duchess of York, whose son ’ Richard murdered both his brothers, are splendid in their sorrows when bemoaning the state of England. The night before King Richard meets the Earl of Richmond (Geraint Wyn Davies) in battle, they are vi&ted by the ghosts of those whom Richard has slain, who cry “despair and. die” to him while wishing success for Richmond. The ghosts were clothed

Despite the strong lead performance of the young Colm Feore, Stratford’s Richerd III was often disappointing in its stiffness. Those unfamiliar with Shakespeare’s play were probably peering at the play’s summary printed in the program as my companion and I were, trying to straighten out the identity of the characters.

and believable

This confusion was compounded by the strained acting. Though most of the major charac’ters were well acted, the sup-

porting roles were, for the most I part, in dire needof polishing. In the early acts I was constantly aware I was watching actors reciting their lines, rather than seeing them as those characters a they portrayed. Feore,; representation. of the deformed and villainous Richard, Duke of Gloucester who later becomes the king, shines against such a background. Gradually he transforms himself from a man with ill intentions into a fully blown devil figure. Feore’s face oozes evil from its very pores, his withered arm and stiff,

unbending

leg are witness

f_oa deformeg body housing a de>formed mind. A@.his evil nature grows, he becomes more detestable to look upon. It was a shock to see how normal he looked when he took his bows after the play was over. Daniel Buccos is convincing as Richard’s innocent brother the Duke of Clarence, who pleads frantically with his executioners before being put to death in the first half s-best scene. The acting improved considerably after the intermission, by which time the characters’ identities were firmly established, With Richard crowned king after having the rightful heirs to the

throne assassinated, he speeds

in long, black robes and ap-’ peared to float across the stage amongst clouds of billswing +smoke. In the next day’s battle scene, Hollywood infringes on the to-. the-death match between Richard and Richmond. As they weary of fighting, they move ever ‘the more slowly until, in slow motion, Richard strikes a sharp blow to Richmond’s back. He falls but revives to run Richard through before the action retirns to normal speed. Theatregoera who are somewhat familiar with the play and who have patience to last out the first half’s flaws should enjoy r Richard

III.

Hairswav not iust a teasel -

by Jobq Zachariah Imprint staff

John Waters’ Hairspray, playing at the Princess this weekend, is so winning, so charming, you forget the reason you’re watching is because it’s the hip. thing to do. No nudges, no winks, no coy references

[unlike

True

Stories).

It’s Baltirirore; lQe?, arid the Corny Collins Show is .the hottest thing. on TV. Every afternoon, the ‘coolest kids in town,, members of the Corny Collins Council, dance their way through a selection of popular tunes (like “Shake a Tail Feather” by the Five Du-Tones) on the air, while the rest of the city’s teens watch in envy. One of them is the charming, clever, prett and overweight Tracy Turn rl lad (Ricki Lake) who, despite her heft, can shake her booty with

the best.

the Corny

Landing

Collins

a spot

Council,

Tracy

becomes the toast of the tieen set, drawing reams of fan mail. She also learns about prejudice; her best friend starts dating a black guy, and when they try to get into the Corny Collins studio one ‘day, they receive a decidedly unhealthy shot of bigotry.

Tracy, having been exposed to the lifestyle and culture of her black friends (documented poignantly when Toussaint McCall performs his semi-hit “Nothing Takes The Place Of You” for a crowd of kids), uses her newfound celebrity to champion the cause of integration. H&spray works because’ of Waters’ dedication to accuracy and his refusal to lampoon his subject matter; in his writing

and direction he is almost revep ent. As well, he scores a stylistic coup by not surrendering his movie to typical teen-movie feelgood cliches and it’s a testament to his ability as a movie-maker that he makes his lead character, a really fat girl, attractive to the viewer, A great period piece, with a impreseive soundtrack, the hype surrounding Hairspray has been more than just a tease.

Imprint, Friday, July:1 5, 1988

DO.UG PULLS HISSLUG by Andrew R&age ImprSnt staff

Mr. Beqnett also didn’t like the segregation of his captive audience. Guys on one side chicks on the other. Well, the singing weasel leapt into the crowd and literally threw some of the “we’re just out with the girls” girls ‘at the “do ya think we can score tonight?” Engineering geeks. “Just dance with the guy. Ya don’t hafta sleep with him!” was Doug’s command.

That chunky little lounge lizard, Doug “the Slug” Bennett+ ahem, graced the stage of our very own Fed Hall - much to the repulsion of several members from the audience. After all of these engineering types paid $9 each to see a half-assed cdncert, The SIug alienated several members of the audience. We were all bombarded with “Get your hands outta your pockets. Quit playin’ pDcket pool, Don’t pick your nose. .You guys like women or what?” Now, a mild dose of crudeness is fun at times, but a whole damn concert can be rather irritating.

Being an avid fan of audience participation, Doug subjected his audience to some unusual antics. He jumped down into the crowd, stuffed his mike down a few girls’ tops so that it looped through the bottom and dragged them along behind him as he continued his way through the crowd. In a most humorous phallit display, The Slug made one young lady stand on the dance floor in front of a mike-and sing with him. .With her facing the stage, he stood’on a speaker case that made him about half a body taller and sang out to the crowd. We think she knew what she was doing.

’

Contradictory to the last statement, The Slug revealed that his latest release Tomcat Crawl is about going out to bars after a hard-workin’ day to try ts get some “poontang” as Mr. Bennett referred to it. This is a very sexually oriented individual. This was displayed as the chubby “cinder block” of a man pushing -40 pretended to spurt his spunk all over his audience, What a mess. fhe music’was predictably redundant. “It’s got to be Monday, Monday, Mondiy, Monday., monday; monday, mundane.” Definitely classic lyrics. “Makin’ it work, Makin’ it work. Makin’ it work.. .and work.. .and work...and work some more,” Nothing else can really be said about his very unimaginative little toad, or his band, or* the show, His slimy behavior obviously must be rooted in some sexual deficiency or bizarre and cruel . sexually twisted childhood.

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Bull Dwham a winner Compiled by Kate Imprint Staff

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Ok, so we lied, last week’s

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff wasn’t

the last film guide of the summer.

FRIDAY, JULY 15 FF: Children of e Lesser God [starring WilIiam Hurt and Marlee M&in) PHY 145 at 8 p.m. PRINCESS: Hairspray [d: \ohn Waters, USA, 1988, starring Divine) at 7. Premiere prices, Riders of the Storm (“outrageous, whacked out”, stnrring Dennis Hopper) at 9:30. Premiere prices. GORGE: Moonstruck (Cher and Nicholas Cage, several Academy . Awards) at 7 and 9:X). SATURDAY, JULY 36 FF: Children of a Leaeer God PHY145 at 8. PRINCESS: Riders of the Storm (see Friday) at 7. Premiere prices. , Hairspray (see Friday) at 9:30. Premiere prices. GORGE; Moonstruck (see Friday) at 7 and‘9:10. . SUNDAY, JULY 17 ’ FF:. Children of e Lesser God PHY 145 at 8. PRINCESS: Hairspray (see Friday] at 7. Premiere’ prices. Riders of the Storm [see Friday) at 9%). Premiere prices. GORGE: Moonstruck (see Friday) at 7 and 9:lO. MONDAY, JULY 18 PRINCESS: Hair (d: MiJos Forman, USA,. 1979, the classica 60’s musical hits the big screen) at 7. Hairspray (see Friday) at 9%). Premiere prices. GORGE: Train of Dreams (cf: John N. Smith, gritty story of teenager in correctional institute) at 7 and 9. TUESDAY, JULY 18 PRINCESS: The Wannsee Conference (a conference with on the agenda w “the final solution of the Jewish Problem”) Wish You Were Here [d: David Leland, -UK, 1987, British comedy) at 9. ZORGE: Train of Dreams (see Monday) at 7 and 9,

one item at 7. a “sossy

WEDNESDAY, JULY 26 CINEMA GRATIS: Oddball and The World According to Garp at 9:30. Come early. PRINCESS:.Wieh You Were Here [se’e Tuesday) at 7. \ Who’s Singing Over There (d: Slobodan Sijon, Yujoslavio, 1980, dark farce about a busload of loonies during Q Nazi invasion) at 9:15.

GORGE: Hope’ and Glory (d: John Bborman, through the eyes of a 7 year-old) at 7 and &lo. .

a look

at WWII

THURSDAY, JULY 21 Jean de Florette (d: Claude Berri, France,

PRINCESS: 1986, a tragic tale of a truly good tax colfector, adapted from PagnoJ’s L’eau des I collines) at 7. Colors fd: Dennis Hopper, USA, 1987, controversial story of L.A. gangs] at 920. GORGE: Hope and Glory [see Wednesday] at 7 and &lo. FRIDAY, JULY 22 FF: Broadcast News (starring William Hurt and HoIJy Hunter) in PHY 145 at 8. PRINCESS: Jean de Florette (see Thursday) ai.7. Manon of the Spring (d: Claude Berri, France, 1986, the story of the exacting revenge of a wild shepherdess) at’9:30. GORGE: The Milagro Beanfield War (d: Robert.Redford, u hilarious morality fable set in New Mexico) at 7 and 9:10.

SATURDAY, JULY 23 FF: Broadcast News [see Friday) at 8. PRINCESS: Manon of the Spring (see Friday) at 7, Blood Simple (d: Joel Coen, USA, 1984, a devilish black comedy tribute to film noir) at 9:30. GORGE: The Milagro Beanfield War (see Friday) at 7 and &lo. SUNDAY, JULY 24 .- FF: Broadcast News (see Friday) at 8. PRINCESS: Le dernier combat (d: Luc Besson, France, 1984, Q post-apocalyptic epic &out a curi,ous survivor, no dialogue) at 7. .The Razor’s Edge (from the classic1 by Somerset >Maugham about a man’s search for himself in the mountains) at 9. A Canadian Crossroads Benefit, admission $5. GORGE: My Life as a Deg (d: Lasse Hallstrom, a bittersweet vision of childhood) at 7 and 9. MONDAY, PRINCESS: Monterey cert film featuring Jimi Airplane, etch) at 7, Andrei Roublev Id: 15th century master icon GORGE: My Life as a

JULY 25

Pop (d: D.A. Pennebaker, USA, 1968, conHendrix, Janis Joplin, the who, Jefferson Andrei Tarkovsky, painter) at 9, Dog (see Sunday)

TUESE)AY, PRINCESS: &pill of Dreems pri?es. Irezumi (d: Tokobayashi, master tatooist and his project) GORGE: Hope and Glory (see

USSR, at

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Japan, 1983, the story at 9 Sunday] at 7 and 9.

Continued

of IX

That a movie should be made using baseball as a metaphor for romance is not surprising listen to even a bunch of nanjocks discussing their romantic misadventures (okay, non-adventures), and you’ll hear all sorts of expressions like, “Would I like to hit a home run with her,” “Man, I couldn’t even get to first base,” and the ever-cringing, “I always get pulled for a pinchhitter.” But what is surprising about Bull Durham is that it is pulled off with such a sophisticated, urbane wit. The film opens with a sweep of Annie’s (Susan Sarandon) Cooperstown, N.Y. house filled with all baseball memorabilia, accompanied by a gospel chorus and. Annie’s -purring drawl telling of the religion of baseball, its mysticism, its ritual, its zen, Since converting to baseball from the Baptist Church, she has become a fervent disciple of the local “A” Ball team, the Durham Bulls, attending every game and hook&ng up with one player a season (“I’m monogamous during the baseball season”) and already sex is brought to the fore. She brings a savvy to the game, helping out the players with’ their mechanical problems on and off the field and ensuring her chosen man of the summer the best season of his career. For the purposes of Bull Durham, she takes under her ample wing a hotshot pitching prospect who.goes bjr the name of “Nuke” (Tim Rbbbins). Sort of a Todd Stottlemyre with an amazing arm hampered by control problems, (in his professional debut, Nuke strikes out a league record eighteen but also walks a league record eighteen, picks off the press box and. the P.A. announcer, and manages to nail the Bulls’ mascot twice); Nuke is greener than, well, the lawns in K-W anyway. Annie’s job is to mature Nuke as a pitcher through her sexual tutoring, including such practices which may or may not be in the Kama Sutra as. tying him Up to her bedposts and reading him Walt Whitman. . Crash Davis (anolher brilliant performance by Kevin Costner, an actor with as much easy charm as there is in Hollywood); a journeyman minor league catcher wha is the opposite of Nuke all baseball smarts, short on talent - enters the scene as the catcher picked up by The Bulls to teach Nuke how to pitch instead of just throwing, What happens from there is pure magic of a sort Hollywood has rarely. been able to muster recently. The wild exuberance of locker7room pranks and rhubarbs with the umpires, the dimwittedness of ballplayers, the cliches of sports reporting (in one scene, Crash teller the greenhorn Nuke to write down such platitudes as *‘We just have to take things one day at a time,” “It was a real team effort,” and “I’m happy just to be here,” which Nuke proceeds to spout off in interviews with the veneer of Casey Stengelese. wisdom), and the superstitions of lqseball 411 get their due. But the real joy of Bull Durham lies in the dialogue and the .performances of Costner

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Admittedly, though, unless you’re a real baseball head in the first place, the kind who gets off on the introductions of the starting lineups almpst as much as the All-Star Game itself, much of the humour will be lost on you as baseball jargon like ’ “dying quail” and “hanging curveball” (the ultimate longball pitch) is turned into a poetic extended sexual metaphoi, culminating in

a heated exchange between Costner and Sarandon centering around the, urn, foul pole. I could bore you to tears with an analysis of the mythological structures of Bull Duiham but that would be just so much academic bull, All you need to worry about is that Bull Durham is as entertaining as a Kelly Gruber headfirst backdoor slide into home plate.

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by Paul Done Imprint staff. Despite receiving huge amounts of critical acclaim, Pub.lit Enemy’s firat LP, Yo! Bum Rush The Show was only half the album it could have been. There was too much sexisni and empty boast mixed into the jarring musical assault to make it a masterpiece of radical rap. It took the non-LP track Rebel Without a Pause to lift them above the hip-hop masses and establish them as the most powerful, important and intense musical group on the planet. Delayed for nearly four months beyond the scheduled release date, PE’s second LP, .It

Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Ue Back has survived the

acid test - Public Enemy have built upon the superiority they demonstrated in Rebel and have shed and surmounted the shortcomings of their first LP. Very simply, they have made the most brilliant rap LP ever recorded bursting with more energy and ideas per second than rock lp’s have had in a decade. From the initial explosion of Bring The Noise through the Slayer-sampled assault of She Watch Channel Zero?! and capped by the twin-barrelled assault of Rebel Without a Pause and Prophets of Rage, Nation of Millions pounds, slashes, explodes and rocks like no other album, For 58 minutes plus, the normal boundaries and rules of music and noise are left behind

live concert segments and raw noise are segued, mixed any placed in collision to shattering effect, Even more than on Yet Bum Rush The Show, the songs of Public Enemy have been infused with a density and intensity of noise value. They leave no frequency range untouched in their effort to awaken and ignite their listeners ‘the lowest bass notes, midrange and the most grating treble distortion are all manipulated and filled with noise,

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is a gospel . There’s really no need to worry too much, about Public Enemy; though, I get the same sense from them as I do when I listen to the early speeches of Malik El-Shabazz [Malcolm X). Like Shabazz, Chuck D and Flavor Flav seem to be straining at

the ideological leash put on them by Griff and his leader, Louis Farrakhan. They’re far too intelligent to swallow everything that Farrakhan says without the bitter taste eventually causing them to spit something back. For now, though, Public Enemy gain from the tension - which exists in their music.

think they were meant to beanalpzed too deeply anyway], Field Day is a good skatecorejthrash album, particularly if you aren’t into really hardcore stuff. The band has made a conscious effort to tone’ down the intensity of their sound, realizing the limitations of the hardcore scene (that is, a relatively limited audience). They even include a couple of quiet, reflective cuts, to show there is more to them than the thrasher stereotype might suggest. Still, the majority of the album is heavy, sped-u pop, a la The Ramones, partial Py hidden behind a wall of wailing guitar and driven by a beat that will have you bouncing off the ceiling.

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It Take8 u Nation of MilIions to Hold Us Back, unlike their firrit album, spends no time indulging in wasteful boast and ego-stroke - every song addresses ideological and social issues, with stances and views harder ~ and more unflinching than before. However, as they have brought their ideology more front and centre in their music, it more and more begins to stick like a hairball in the throat. In particular, the rabidly anti-white theology of Professor Griff, their philbsophical leader, is beyond any type of discussion. How can you reasonably examine a theory which maintains that whites fornicated with dogs7 In particular with a zealot

Music which strains at the edges of uncontrolled noise, ideology which veers close to racist zealotry and an image which could far too easily be seen as a condoning of guns and violence. The cover says, Freedom is a Road Seldom Travelled by The Multitude - brilliance is just as rare and while P.E. continue to pursue freedom, they already possess brilliance,

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here like forty ounces waiting to be drunk X always seem to want what I don’t want it’s 6ore than I can handle - La Penita The band is Dag Na’sty, and Shakespeare they ain’t. But noMy advice: before going out one said that all bands have to write great, meaningful lyrics, In ’ some night, lock the door, slap this album on the turntable, and the case of this album, the band thrash around to your heart’s succeeds at relating to the liscontent. Field Work will probatener that life is what you make bly earn Dag Nasty the new fans of it, and’ that even then it is they are aiming for, but, regardsometimes really unfair. Setting less, it shouldn’t lose them any. aside the lyrics, though- _ [I don’t

It is questionable whether Boogie -, Down Productions ‘turned toward non-violence because of the ,shooting death of their founder and leader DJ Scott La Rock, or whether it.was, as claimed, part of the original conception of BDP. Whatever the reason, Boogie Down Productions, led by KRS-One have managed to shift toward a more unifying “philosophy on their new album, By Ail Meane Neces8ary+ while losing none of their hardcore credibility - credibility they gained with Criminal Minded, their first album and the most singly violent and misogynous rap LP recorded.

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Like Criminal Minded, By All Meens Necessary features guns on the cover, but this time it is in reproduction of a famous picture of Malcolm X, who was in the act of defending his house from firebombing at the time the picture was taken. The connection to Malcolm X runs deeper than that though; the phrase By ail means necessary is drawn from his speeches. Unlike ‘Public Enemy who focus upon Malcolm X’s earlier Black Muslim period, Boogie Down Productions draw from the philosophies he exressed during the last year of K is life, when his split away from conventional BIack Muslim Ideologies and Elijah Muhammed allowed him to tap into a deeper, more unifying ideal. What makes the ra of KRSOne so fascinating is t\ e way he takes various threads of conspiracy theory, pacifism and nononsense B-Boy practicality and weaves sense and unity from this tapestr of seemingly unconnected i J eas./ On the album, Stop The Violence stands out as the most succinct example of this ability+ where comments on USA for Africa, accusation of drug peddling by Vietnam veterans and pleas

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RECO,RD REVIEWS loved Revolutionary Swaetheart, their latest album, these guys often sound like cowbo s on acid. They’ve got a grand, a! lencompassing sense of just how bizarre life really is, Hey, yau wanna start Q fire? One that’II never go out?

by Brian Cowhig Imprint staff Remember Victor, that geeky kid in grade school? He had those coke-bottle glasses and the pants that were never long enough? Well, surprise - he’s playing bass in a band called Camper Van Beethoven. And just as Victor was out of step with the other kids his age, Camper Van Beethoven (CVB] is out of step with the other bands in America’s underground rock scene .[not to mention mainstream rock). Just as everything old becomes new again, CVB have become so out of step they have gone full cycle and are now considered one of the hippest bands in America, receiving attention from the music press on both sides of the Atlantic.

OUL - Devil Song If by now you are thinking that, as interesting as this band may sound, you like your music a little more on the sane side, keep reading. Sweetheart is the band’s closest brush yet with mainstream pop; yes, this is even more conventional than their immortal Take The Skinh&ds Bowling. Heck, they even have.a professional graphics artist to make the album cover - a change from their doodles which have adorned previous albums. And they managed to get Dennis Herring to produce the album; he’s scored already producing Timbuk 3. So you have to like them - they’re trying so hard. Besides, the music’s good, too. Songs like One. Of These Days and My Path Belated all but cast a hook into your ear and re”el you into the speakers. Still, the

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This compilatiofi crawled down to the Imprint hole a little while ago. The record features a lot of thrashy metal and thrashy thrash. Really famous bands such as Corrosion of Conformity, Raw Power, and Naked Raygun are three of the 13 bands featured here. Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper’s contribution is the only song without a speed

album is not without its quirks. 0 Death and Change Your Mind take mo’re getting used to, not to mention the instrumentals with the weepy violin that sound like Sgt. Pepper at a hoedown, The time invested in a few listenings, however, is amply repaid with an appreciation of this music that will keep you coming back to it for a long time to come. True, Camper Van Beethoven doesn’t serve their music in an easily digestible format, but if you con& sider being called different more a compliment than an insult, then you will. probably enjoy Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart. demon behind the drumkit. All the songe would’ really annoy anyone associated with the P.M.R& and that’s why I smile when I listen to them. So, it’s a pretty good corn ilation. The purpose of t Ee album being sent here for review, from a San Francisco label that appears to be a distribution post for a crapper full of cool artists (D.O.A., Billy Bragg, Mr. T. Experience), is unknown since you probably can only find this album at only a handful of stores. Here’s their address so yoti ‘can get a gander at their catalogue of goodies: Send SASE for Free Catalog to CD Presents Ltd. 1230 Grant Avenue, Suite 531 San Franciscb, California 94133.y

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the fuzz and that organ gets heated up, ou’d better duck, I Never Love crHer and Nothin’are breakneck runthroughs of old nuggets while Gloria’s Dream is a thinly disguised slaughter of you-know-what, legitimizing the inclusion of what was probably the first song they ever learned. And their IQ (Intensity Quotient) goes right off the scale on the exhausting Ericcl, which reworks a myriad old Kinks’ riffs and plays the living crap right out of them with a jackFammer. It ain’t pretty, it ain’t clean, and God bless ‘em for that. Rock ‘n’ roll at its primal best.

It’s pretty hard for anyone who has access to the mass media (from MuchMusic to CHYM to CFNYj not PObe cynical about the direction ruck ‘n’ rdill has taken over the years. Hard to believe that the hi-tech, Ruby’s Classic Hot Dance Top Ten As Of July 15 low- uts, coiffured pussyfootipg st Qwcased by Casey Kasem 1. S-Expremm.....Theie From, S-Express was denounced as the “devil’s 2, Bomb The ~sr.....Beat Dis music” not so long ago. 4 3;. J. I. Pad . . .. Supersonic What we need to get fists slam&Will To Power.....Say Its Gonna Rain ming down on the pulpits in fits Boy of fire and brimstone again are a ) 5. Psbblm.....Mercedes few more bands like The Cynics. 6. Mit~ou.....Bye Bye Mon Cowboy Hailin from Pittsburgh, a city 7, Nia Peables.....Trouble better f nown for slagheaps, bad 8, Simon Harris..... Bass [How Low Can You Go] air, and football (kinda like Ha.a, Infarmation &&ty.....What’s On Your Mind @ton, except Pittsburgh at IO, Salt ‘N’ Pepa.....Push It least has Mario Lemieux), the Cynics might just be this year’s version of The Creeps, who also CKMS Top Ten Playlist For July 2-8 had ‘a raunchy ripper of a garage album released on Oshawa’s Star Records last year. This fol- [os) zi Nomind..... Tales of Ordinary Madness (Lone Wolf] [18) 2. National Velvet..... National Velvet [Intrepid/Capitol) (01) 8. Pixies..... Surfer Rosa (Polygram) [OS) d World Domination Enterprieer.....Let’s Play Domination (Product Inc.] (211 5. Ni& Cave & The Bad Sasdr.....The Mercy Seat 12” [Mute) (-1 61.Wire.....A Eeli Is A Cup... [Enigma) (15) 7, Garden Bower..... Etc. w/Trains (gb Records) (04j 8. The Clash ,...,The Story of The @ash (CBS) . [IO] 9. Soul Asylum.....Hang’Time [A&M) iOZj 10. Various Artists..A Come Prom Canada Vol.4 tog) by Chris

In attempting to describe CVB’s music, one inevitably ends up wandering a spectrum of popular music from around the globe and across the years. International influences come from areas such a8 Brazil and Asia. Tania, from their latest album, could easily be a traditional Ukrainian polka. More domestic influences run through early Beefheart and Zappa, Country -L Joe and the Fish, Einsturzende Neubaten and Sonic Youth, As the band has stated previously, they don’t try to copy any particular style or genre, just “approximate it badly.” To coin a phrase from the opening song of Our Be-

lowup to last year’s Blue Train Station is the fuzzed-up scordher you’ve been waiting for to wreak havoc with your turntable and just thesort of thing tomakegarage granddaddies like The Chesterfield Kings and The Fuzztones look ‘over their shoulders. Originals like I Know and I Took Her Hand may be reasonably re_strained ‘angly rock, but great jangly rot k it is, not far off from a good deal of The Chesterfield. Kings’ vinyl out ut, but snarlier, especially w Ii en Michael Kastelic opens his demon’s throat to the maximum to curdle the blood with glottis-slashing screams. But when they crank up,

Bill Laswell’s name is synonymoys %with the cutting edge of the New York scene, having. -been deeply involved with the likes of The Colden Palominos, and he has done time behind the production boards for a plethora of avant-funk projects, so it should come &s no surprise that Hear No Evil is a rich listening experience. At its best, Hear No Evil is masterfully atmospherir: jazzfunk, six tracks of loose-limbed, hypnotic rhythms 7 ‘trance music if ever I’ve heard it: Laswell serves up a whole eclectica of influences that he somehow manages to integrate into a 800thing, cohesive melange of Eastern and African stylizations. Songs like Bullet Hole Memory and Kingdom Come are sensualI steamy crawls through the jungle undergrowth, exotically tuned bass and guitar swooping and diving like festooned bir-ds whilst other strings whine and an array of percussion bring back memoriks of George “Video King” Harrison’s Within You ,withaut You. Intoxicating listening to be sure, but sometimes a little too much of a swi’nging watch of a record; Kingdom Come is a remarkable cut, but Leswell seems to have had it on the brain during the entire recording of Hear No Evil and the result is that .we don’t hear nearly enough evil at least not what Laswell can offer. Variety is not at a pre-_ mium, the whole thing veering a little,too close to new agish ambience and repetition. Only the aptly titled Assassin breaks the mold of lush, studied compositions in favour of the rhythmic attack I had hoped for. On subeequent albums, hopefully Laswell will learn to harness his indulgences a little more - maybe he could be persuaded to bring4n Adrian Sherwood to look after production chores and hammer us with the kind of record African Head Charge has only dreamed of.

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rock. There are a few upbeat thrash moment8 and 8ome interesting DOA-inepired tunes such as Brand New Day, but mostly this record leaves. me unimpreseed. [Every reviewer thinks every Vancouver band is DOAinfluenced, but hey, in this case it’s true.)

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There was a time a few years back when young Canuck bands had to struggle to release their musical creations on vin 1.Now, thank8 to the record labe r Fringe, just about any indie band in this country can put a dent on the already quite battered punk scene, The latest from Fringe are releaaes from the most eatablished Canadian hardcorera since the Stretch Marks: Toronto’s Hype with their second album Burned; Vancouver’8 Death Sentence with Sto Killing Me; and the always ot noxious Dayglow Abortion8 from Victoria with Hers Today, Guano

Eberything designed to disgust - change from the pretentious preaching8 of most other bands. Along with the humour, unfortunately, the Dayglows also deliver 8ome serious heavy metal excesses. Every song except the rocking Kill Johnny Stiff, and the title tune, have numerous guitar 80108 and each one numbered and credited. Bogus ego-wanking.

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The lea8t inspired of the three’ is Stop Killing Me. While Death Sentence was one of my favourite Vancouver bands in my highschool years, they seemed to have progressed little, and the progress they did make was in the direction of lame 70’s hard

They Do A8 They Please. Great record sleeve too, with an actual photo of an actually burned bass guitar in their actually burned dovirn townhouse. The Dayglows’ Here Today, Gueao Tomorrow is hot off the press, and has already offended thousands of unsuspecting Canadians. From the assassinated hamster on the cover, through songs like Fuck My Shit Stinks, all the way to the Hamster in Cream Sauce Flambe recipe on the inner sleeve, everything on this album was designed to, disgust, But, if you can get over the Dayglowe’ demented humour, the band’s approach to hardcore i8 actually quite a refreshing

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A8 a final note, Fringe also rereleased the Texas band DRI’s first 7 Inch Dirty Rotten as a full album. This is the third release of these gongs, with both previous quite rare. Also added are 4 songs from the band’s second EP from 1883. If you haven’t heard these, halfminute bursts of noise before, you probably don’t want to now. If you are a fanatical DRI fan you might enjoy this, otherwise, don’t, bother.

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I’ve always feared NOM-IND, I’m pretty sure the band members don’t bite but ‘every time I see’ this Toronto band play, their fanatical assault of their instruments has forced me to search the stage for their hidden straight-jackets. Tales

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“I had a twinkle in my eye at halftime,+’ admits MFCrae later. ++Ithought we could do it .” But Matt St. Louis finds his This is the second of u two part trigger finger and nails five diary on the 1987-88 Waterloo -three-pointers to power Windsor Warriors basketball -team. Part to an 85-79 come-from-behind one recalled their dismal 7-8 prewin.’ season. ‘Part two reflects on their In the absence of their two post-Christmas success during leaders, the Warriors show charthe regular season. acter. McNeil1 hoops 19, Jerry Jan,6, hurier: It’s the pre-season Nolfi 17, John Bilawey 12 and revisited. Sure, the Warriors Dennis Byrne 10, win, but it’s one of the ugliest Jan.20, Western: The laet stop on ever, Waterloo takes it, 58-54, despite shooting an anemic 39 McCrae’s death row, and the Warriors leave the Mustangs per cent, while the Hawks shoot an even sicklier 35 per cent. Rob swinging from a noose. The turning point comes with Froese feels right at home in the scrappy battle, notching 24 5:11 remaining and the acore deadlocked at 70. Western’s points. Coach Don McCrae is any- Terry Thomson floors the 5’10” Nolfi with a moving pick, thing but pleased, commenting only, “it’s a start.” He even gbes prompting the 6%” McNeil1 to dome to hia rescue. McNeil1 and onto question his team’8 number nine ranking, saying, +‘I guess Jeff Petter end up in a heated which seems to rattle you have to take it away from us skirmish Western - Waterloo goes on a now .” 16-l’run to win, 88-71. Jan.@, PAC: The Warrior8 stum“We played so damn tough,” ble early, but still drub the lowly McCrae as he emerges Guelph Gryphons in their home exclaims ro,om. opener, 76-59. Froese is on an all- from his jubilantdressing Schneider, returning from a Canadian pace, scoring zz two-game lay-off, nails four points, while the Gryphons are on a one-way excureion to the three-pointers and leads Waterloo with 22 points backed up by division basement. After the game, McCrae takes McNeill’s 18. Schneider’s sharpshootin .t.he. perimeter ~1: time- to bleat th&-media, namely la&j 0 tb .from j&er;ase:a& e&i *fr;j myself. . “Most of the predictions about Western lead. ’ McCrae tells the tale of the. this division have been made by reporters, which means they road trip, commenting, “we went hoping for a win, and now don’t hold much validity,” he in we’re disappointed we didn’t get jibes. “Who is this Mike Guffaw three.” guy? la that his name? The guy Ian. 27, PAC: .The Warriora are who predicted us to finish fourth. Doesn’t he know any- ablaze. Tonight they run their record to 5-1 with an 81-71 win thing about Waterloo basketball over defending champs, McMashistory?” Wisely, this reporter had no ter. Waterloo now sits alone atop the OUAA West, comment, thus avoiding an ugly Froese reaffirms his status as confrontation, McCrae’s troops now face a team leader and perennial allCanadian, potting 32 points. He true litmus test of their ability consecutive road games at resembles his idol,’ Larry Bird, late in the second when he effortBrock, Windsor and Western. lessly drains 11 consecutive “We look ai it as a mini-seapoint 8, scoring at will. son,” he says.” Brock, Windsor, But McCrae is not pleased by Western - that could really be his club’s effort, noting, “we’ve death row,” played better in practice.” Jm.13, Brock: If it’s death row, The Warriors are now ranked it’s the Badgers who visit the number five in Canada, electric chair. Pla ing without veteran Tom SCi! neider, the Jan.3@, PAC: Before you can the Warriors bury the Warriors walk into St. Kitts and blink, Laurier Hawks. Ten minutes slam Rock, 80-67. the contest, Waterloo leads, Froese, playing with a into 31-9, after scoring just four sprained ankle, hoopa 24 points points in the opening four minincluding three consecutive drives which help UW pull away in the second half. Rookie Chris Troyak fills Schneider’s Reeboks, scoring 14. Jamie McNeil1 single-handedly confounds the ominous Badger front court, scoring 16 and grabbing 18 rebounds. Badger star Kevin Moore scores just aeven points and fouls out. “This is a great start to the road trip,” beams McCrae aa his squad goes to 3-O. Maybe these guys are for real, Jen.17, Windrror, The Lancers are probably drooling aa they see by Mike

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Before the first half ends, three Hawk starters are in foul’trouble. Waterloo rolls over WLU, 92-78 to run its record to 6-l. “Waterloo had a heck of a first ten minutes, as good aa I’ve seen all season, “observes Hawk coach Chris Coulthard, whose temper tantrum costs his club a technical in the first. His Hawks come within 12 before the day’s over, once again due to long bombs fired up from another time zone. McCrae cautions, “when you start firing them up from outside, it’s a scary game. You live _and die by it.” The Hawks collapsed by it. Froese leads the way with 25 points while Schneider adds 19. Feb.3, Gueljrh: It was the beat of times, it was the worst of times. The 6-1 Warriors, ateamrolling through their schedule, visit the hapless, O-7 Gryphons. The outcome is predictable and oneaided as Waterloo pummels its lowly hosts,.9656. The Warriors are like. a crap shooter on a hot streak. They rack up a 53-31 halftime lead and sadistically drub Guelph, 20-5, in the opening six minutes of the second. A small crowd of alumbering onlookers completes _-@@h’s, portrait ,of misery.

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Schneider leads the barrage with 27 points including three more treys, while Froese pumps in 23 and McNeill, 16. Feb.6, PAC: Can they be stopped? The Warriors chalk up their sixth win in a row andgo to 8-l as they crush Brock, 92-71. * Waterloo runs circles around the bigger Badgers early on, taking a 23-7 lead. Brock pulls to.gether and closes the gap to 42-40 early in the second, but a 16-5 UW tear seals it. Then things get ugly. Badger guard Mark Gilbert and Troyak square off, while burly Kelly Grace jousts with both Froese and Byrne. The hooligan tactics are to no avail. The Froese-Schneider show paces UW with 27 and 26 points respectively.

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like a playoff battle, with neither club leading by more than eight. In fact, in the last 6:ll of regulation time, the two clubscombine for only 10 points. Froese paces UW with 25 and McNeil1 chips in 18.

“The guys believe we can win,” aays Western coach Doug Hayes. “And it’s never easy winning here [in the PAC).” F&.2& l&Ma&r: What’s the purpose? The Warriors endure a winter blizzard and bizarre travel arrangements to throttle the 4-7 Marauders, 92-75, The seemingly meaninglees win gives the fourth-ranked Warriors some security just in case they need to rely on a wild card berth to get to the nationals in Halifax. But McCrae saw it more a8 mental preparation. “We have to prepare for. sudden ‘death,” he comments. “No game, no half, no minute, no trip’ dotin the floor can be taken

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lightly. You can’t be nervous about it, you have to find a way to deal with it.” Froese leads UW with 27 and Schneider cans 22, After a horrid pre-season and a lo-2 regular season, the most crucial season now begins: the t playoffs. Feb.26, PAC: Over 3,000.boisterous fans watch as the Warriors grapple with the Badgers again, this time in the divisional semifinal. Earlier in the evening, Western drubbed Windsor, 1l797, in a game which saw the Lancers rack up a mind boggling 41 personal foula. In contrast, the UW-Brock game is an epic strugg1e. The Warriors lead by seven in the second, but seem to have lost their recent sparkle. The Badgers take advantage of this and with three minutes left, it stand8 60-60. Waterloo leads

65-62 as the final seconds tick away, and it appears as if it’s game over. But divine intervention sends it into overtime, As the buzzer wails, Gilbert heaves up a Hail Mary from centre court which glances off the backboard and in. The battle rages on into overtime’ but with it 13-71 UW, Brock . coach Garney Henley forgets he has no timeouta -left but calls one anyway. Froese nails the free throws granted from the technical foul, and Waterloo wins, 79-73, “We’re protesting this game,” insists. Henley afterwards, claiming the scorekeeper led him astray. But the score stands. Froese, playing with the flu, notchei 26 while Schneider adds four treys and 19 overall. But has this war of attrition taken its toll? Feb.27,

PAC: Fifteen hours after finally subduing Brock, the Warriors are back on the hardwood against the fresher Muetangs, It’s obvious who had the rougher Friday night, as Western rolls to a 74-59 championship victory. Waterloo’s big three, Froese, Schneider and McNeil1 are held to a combined 31 point8 by Western’s relentless defence. Nolfi turns in a gutsy 159point performance.

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*Cash bonus for-Bermu>da ‘on the way by Graeme Pqplsr hpriat etaff Dave Cash sat disconsolately, away from any distractions, in the far corner of a darkened hotel dining-room last February, lips pursed, shoulders hunched’over the table before him. He was angry, and had very little to say. Two hours . earlier he had ’ swam a 2009metre freestyle, a Continued fmm page li

race he bad expected would propel him to a berth on the Bermudian Olympic team. But for the blink of an eye, it was not to be. The five-year veteran of the Warrior Swimming team knew full well that the task was within his grasp; however, he hadn’t run the race he -intended and, later that evening, the bitterness was evident in his demeanor. 1 So, on went the fighting. In a

‘Stangs too Strong “We were gassed,” admits ’ McCrae. “It showed in the effort areas. It was a combination of their great defence and our thin edge of reserve.” Once again, Stiefelmeyer rule8 the court. He burns UW for 28 points, shooting 66 per cent from the floor. More importa’ntly, he makes an important steal and jam to quell a second half Warrior rally which had shaved Western’s lead to six, The ‘Stangs head for Halifax while the Warriors wait in limbo, Their only hope is that their high ranking all season will grab them a wild card berth in the CIAU championships. “We like our chances; it’s practice as usual for us this week,” s,ays McCrae. “We’re not going to rant and rave if we don’t get it there’s been a notoriety of some weird picks. But if they pick us, we’re going to brag because we feel we belong there.” ’ But things take an ugly twist on Monday morning. Waterloo drops from number four to

number eight in the top 10. Mar.@: The wild capd selectors* conference call ends the Warriors’ dream season. The selectors choose upset victims Acadia and Saskatchewan to. go on to Halifax. McCrae is more upset about the process than he is about the actual selections. “Naturally, we’re disappointed,” says McCrae. “We had a good season, but someone wins and someone loses. I don’t blame the selection committee, it’s a process which all of the CIAU’s members fail to address. The worst part is that the athletes are assured it will be a logical proces’sand then they get surprised, They prepared themselves to be rewarded for their efforts and then the witchcraft dice roll occurs.” From the pre-season turmoil, to the regular season success, to the witchcraft dice roll, it was a season to remember.

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style typical of the man, little slightly stiff qack, his chances of time was wasted brooding over qualifying were as good as ever. the initial disappointment. He On Wednesday, July 6, shaved would embark on another gruel- * from head to toe, Cash was ready ling training program, attempt to to go for it again. qualify in the summer. With the bulkhead placed at Over the last four months, the the 25-metre mark - the attempt 2%year-old Bermtidian has been was being made in a short c6urse pressing on hard with his trainpool rather than a 500metre long ing - two workouts per day in course pool - and a diving block the pool, weight training, run- installed for the start, not even ning - all for a precious and elu- an outbreak of shingles, a painsive few tenths-of-a-second that ful viral inflammation around will pay for his ticket to Seoul. his waist, would ‘disrupt him Swimming with the local Re- from his one-man race igainst a gion of Waterloo Swim Club stopwatch. whose numbers are made-up The first loo-metres were mostly of competitors too young vital. If he could’take them out to have a driver’s license, Cash’s hard in under 55.5 seconds, he quest ha&been a lonely one, the explained, the target time would struggle initially not being one of be his for the taking. achieving’an Olympic standard The start looked good, remarbut rather of keeping up with kably swift, smooth and streamteammates six years his junior. lined to the surface. Always the It was a form of training new to technician when evaluating his E;$;:nd it took some getting stroke, he managed to crest himself high in the water while But tie form that made him the maintaining axi even, and decepundisputed leader of the men’s varsity team over the last years soon returned: it was he who lead the lanes during workouts, breaking the water so that others could slipstream behind him. His times began to drop, apDespite some 30 degree days proaching the level of early winand brown, dry playing fields, Campus Ret soccer has conter when the OUAA and CIAU Championships were on the ho- tinued to Provide. exciting rizon. A trip home in mid-June to matches this summer. Just over compete in the Bermudian half way through the season, Swimming Trials confirmed all both the A and B leagues have emerged with some front the effort had been worthwhile; it was again time to make an at- runners. In the A league there are two teams with undefeated retempt on the standard+ cords, The Red Devils (4-I-O) One minute, 55.0 seconds tias the crucial mark over the 200- and The Old Boys (3-2-ob vim.etre distance on which Cash cious Pink, after signing -s . * some was embarking. His taper had extra players, are vying 1or 3rd gone well, he said, and, but for a place in the league, and should provide some good competition

tively slow-appearing cadence. *Yet, when the ‘IO&metre mark rolled by, he wasn’t on the pace, and he knew it. The sharDness of his stroke, evident over ihe first half of the race, began to wane: it was visibly beginning to hurt. The first lO&metres were definitely too slow, h6 would explain later, he felt he was lacking some strength in his turnover; hence, the last 400metres became do or die. His rate of turnover increased, he was breathing every stroke, It was beginning to ap ear ragged and listless, as on Py an effort of this scale could become. He drove for the wall at the end, head down, not breathing for the last five strokes. While he competes in Mexico this weekend for his tiny island home, he will no doubt be contemplating, amid the levity and good humour that are his nature, that those mellifluous tenths still need/to be found. He has until the middle of August.

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