1988-89_v11,n15_Imprint

Don't go to class Monday; plan to protest at Queen's Park rally

by Renate Staedel Impfint staff

NEWS

The Federation of Students is appealing to the Waterloo student body to support the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) rally at Queen's Park on Monsay, October 31. The OFS is campaigning against a potential move by the government to increase tuition fees. Underfunding, increasingly limited accessibility and housing are the other major issues of-which the OFS is making the government aware.

"The b o t k m line is, the quality of all of our education is continuously disintegrating," stated External Affairs Commissioner and rally organizer Lisa Eckel.

"Turnout is critical," she says, "The more favourable the turnout, the more visible the concerns of the entire academic community will be." Eckel is optimistic "we can fill at least four buses:' The Feds have launched a comprehensive campaign to inform Waterloo students about the rally, aside from the standard posters, pamphlets, bookm a r k s , a d v e r t i s e m e n t s on CKMS and in Imprint. Feds are using the electronic mail available on-line to send messages to every university computer account informing account holders, students and faculty alike, of the event. Messages will also be sent to other universities

through the intercampus system. Five Federation members and associates are speaking in classrooms throughout this week to promote the event. As well, detailed memos were sent to each society encouraging classroom speaking within every department and numerous other measures to use the material made available to the Feds to gain the most effectiveexposure.

Feds have also established a liaison with the Church Colleges promoting the event and encouraging participation.

In addition, Feds are setting up an information booth in the Campus Centre on Thursday afternoon to answer students' questions on the issues and provide an opportunity for them to sign up for the march. Students can also sign up in the Federation Office, Rm. 235 in the Campus Centre. The Bombshelter is donating a section of the Shelter for a placard making party on October 27 at 7:30 p.m.

Buses leave campus at 10:30 a.m. on Monday, October 31.The rally will start at Ryerson College at 1 p.m. and will march from there to Queen's Park, where it will stay until 3:30p.m.

As advertised, there will be a pub hosted by Ryerson College after the rally. Buses will be leaving at 6 p.m. for those wishing to get back to campus early and at 10 p.m. for those wishing to stay for the festivities.

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The f~undini~resident of the University of Waterloo, Dr. J.G.Hagey, passed away Wednesday, October 26 in the evening. The late Dr. Hagey had been suffering from a virus-caused illness. Private funeral services are being arranged;however, there wilI be a memorial service at First united Church in Waterloo next week.

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Berton s t a r s i n convocation address

by Henrietta Veerman Imprint staff "There was another 45 minutes to go, and all I wanted was a beer."

With this succinct reflection on his convocation, back in 1941, Pierre Berton opened his speech at last Friday's convocation, and brought the house down.

Berton was on campus to accept an honorary degree. A Doctor of Laws was presented to him in recognition of his achievements as a journalist, broadcaster, author and humanitarian.

The man who is also said to epitomize Canadian patriotism came out very str'ongly against free trade in his convocation address.

We are a different kind of country than another country in the world, including the one to the south of us."

"We don't have a violent history, no civil wars, no revolution, no Wild West. We live at a balance."

Canadian geography, said Berton is key to this issue. "We're like Chile. 90 percent of us live within a hundred, two hundred miles of the American border.

We are also an archipelago of population islands, kept apart y tremendous geographical barriers."

"We've been shaped by twc things: The fear of being swallowed, by the country to the south, and the fear that the country will fly apart be:ause of the regional differences. '

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.- UW convocation addresses, Pierre deliverv was very impressive. At a school where convocation IS held twice ;early and spread over four days, the calibre of people addressing the graduates seldomly is elevated to the likes of such a notable Canadian.

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Berton free trade will see the end of subsidies, which are key in shaping Canadian culture.

This includes Hockey Night in Canada, the Peter Gzowski show, MacLean's magazine, the Grey Cup and Farley Mowat.

Berton claims the "have-not" provinces have to be supported by the "have" provinces.

Berton illustrated his point by recanting a conversation with a young American. The American believed we were the same people, and should join together.

Replied Berton, "Yes, it's agrand idea. But we have a couple of conditions. First, we want to call the country Canada."

"We don't need the FBI," Berton continued, "We've got the Mounties. We want universal medicare, and we don't ?ant anyone to carry a handgun.

"When the young man said he wasn't quite thinking about it that way, Berton said, "I know you weren't. You don't really want to join with us, you want to swallow us."

Berton ended his speech with a plea t o the graduation students to maintain and enhance the distinctiveness of the Canadian people.

After convocation, Berton dicj not rush away but stayed awhile, graciously signing auto+ graphs on convocation programs for many audience members. Not only did his famous face attract attention, but so did the hot pink convocation robes selected and loaned to him by the convocation-powers-that-be. May it go on record that Berton, to his everlasting credit, sported the pink with panache.

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by John MacFarlane Imprint staff

sible Folution to the underfunding problem in the province’s since the increase in Deregulation of tuition and ex- . universities clusionary bylaws were at the tuition fees would offset the lack of government funding, which top of the agenda when the Ontaaccording to OFS figures, has derio Fqderation of Students (OFS) kicked off its third annual lobby creased by zz percent in real dollars, sinc& 1978. On the session last week. Representaunderfunding issue, Rinella astives from Ontario’s colleges and universities, including Waterserts “there has been an increase in funding, but it is still not adelo.0, met with over 70 MPPs at quate.”

Qtieen’s Park to voice their conAs far as loan debts, Rinella cerns. says that 28 percent of UW’stuDeregulating tuition would double current tuition fees dents are currently on OSAP or some other assistance and can’t within a year according to last afford the current tuition levels, December’s Lortie Report.

Tuitions are now regulated in that let alone any increases.

The Peterson government says it would the government has a “fee formula” for each educational disciincrease loans so students oould plioe, %ased on their various afford any increases, but Rinella costs, and the universities canfeels this doesn’t help the situano’t charge more than this. tion. “By the end of their university careers, many students are Vice-President (University Affairs) Wendy Rinella who atup to $20 - $25,000 dollars in tended the meeting, claims that debt,” Rinella said. “By doubling deregulation will have two main tuitions they could have a 40,000 impacts: the creation of a twodebt when they graduate.” tier educational system and the While the OFS lobbied against increase of student loan debts, exclusionary bylaws, the go“Some schools, like Western, vernment maintained a wait1 will be able to increase their tuiand-see approach.

Premier tion which will mean more funds David Peterson said he would for better equipment and higher ban exclusionary bylaws, which professor salaries,” says Rinella, limit the number of unrelated people living under the Fame Other universities whose students cannot afford a large inroof, last March but is now waitcrease in tuition will lose quality ing for a report on the situation, professors to these higher inMembers frcjm the Ministries of come positions because they Municipal Affairs, Colleges and 4 cannot’ raise as much money Universities, and Housing are. ’ from tuition, she said. According crossing (Mario collecting data to Rinella, this may, lead to a si- . and attending hearings in pretuation similar to the -one with paring the report.

- +meritian colleges and their skyRinella says MPPs from both Cons. * sides of the legislative floor were ulation is seen as a posquite interested in the stydent .

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issues. ‘4Many interviews (with MPPs] went overtime and Andy Brandt, the interim leader of the PC party, had two research assistants with him,” Other notable meetings included one’s withTreasurer Nchard Nixon an& housing minister, Chaviva Hosek: however, the premier himself, did not meet with the student representatives, The

. OFS is hoping for more cooperation between the federal and progovernments on - vincial post-secondary education funding, says Rinella, sighting that federal funds ear-marked for provincial education programs are often spent elsewhere by the provinces+ She believes the meetings were important because ‘Yhiy

are a means of communication between the student leaders and the political leaders”, The other representatives from Waterloo who attended were Federation President Adam Chamberlain, academic researcher Peter Klungel, and Lisa Eckel who is in charge of next Monday’s pFotest at Queen’s Par-k,

WPIRG things as finanhial ‘statements, the board of directors, and any changes to the constitution.

Any Last Thursday’s [Ott- 20) gene Ontario corporation that fails t.o era1 meeting of the Waterloohold such a meeting at least once Public Interest Research Group per year is in violation of the Act (WPIRG) was the first in several and runs the risk of losing its years, according to Cameron corporate status.

Wright, research co-ordinator of WPIRG is a non-profit, stuthe group.

However, under the dent run interest group incorpoguidelines of the Corporations rated to investigate currept Act of Ontario, an incorporated social and environmental proborganization *such as WPIRG is lems and to mobilize the resourrequired to hold a general meetces of the university and the ing anntiallycommunity toward their resolution. Every undergraduate stu“We had sotie problems with dent is a member of WPIRG by our financial statements, so they virtue of a refundable $3.00 per were unavailable for the past term membership feb automatisays Wright, exfew years,*’ cally included on tuition fee plaining the lack of meetings. statements.

In 1988, WPIRG co& “From now on, th&re will be one lected $69,867 in revenue from (general meeting) every year.” membership fees, The Corporations Act requires ., student Recently, several letters criticthat an incorporated organizaizing WPIRG’s method of collecttion hold an annual meeting for revenue have all of its members to ratify such . ing membership

by Ian Lipton Imprint 8taff

appeared in &jj&t, Wright dismisses those &itics as being a very small and tion-renresenlativi segment of the student population, .

“They don’t know whq we are, what we do, aad they haven’t made the effort to contact us. If there are a siflnificant number of people with concerns, they &otild have been at$hp meeting.”

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Part. two of election coverage: the Liberals

by John Mason Impriat 8taff Imprint continues its examinati& of the candidates running for the wuterloo riding in the federal election un November 21, 1988 with u look ot Steve Woodworth The Liberd cundidate is CI long time resident of K-W and his pructiced law in Waterloo since 197% Woodworth spoke to Imprint on Thursday October 20, 1988.

Imprint: How do you view the issues of under funding, overcrowding, high professor-student ratios and the geizral insensitivity of current provincial and federal governments toward the post-secondary education system in Canada?

Woodworth: The universities of this nation are very important and their funding is not something which should be sacrificed under any circumstances, over

the past four years, the Mulroney government has actually slashed federal cQntribuGons by $2.3 billion. When asked for a solution, former Secretary of State, David Crombie, blamed the universities for the funding crisis.

Clearly this is an issue of little concern to the Conservatives.

Imprint: You stress the importance of education in ‘the Liberal platform but can you offer any specifics?

Wwdworth: I don? believe there has been any specific statements issued about the degree or extent of post-secondary education funding.

Imprint: Does the Liberal party have a solution to the problem of federal funds meant for education being diverted to non-educational purposes at the provincial level?

Woodworth: We don’t have any-specific plans to enact any legislation to compel the provinces, but I think you will find that

the federal government will have a more generous approach in providing funding for the provinces which will make the provinces more willing to work within Ottawa’s intentions.

Imprint: what is your feeling about the legal and moral position of exclusionary bylaws in Ontario’s university cities?

Is there anything to be done at the federal level about this situation?

Woo,dworth: Exclusionary .bylaws discrimate on the basis of occupation and/or social statu8. As a lawyer, I offer my opinion that such regulations are illegal as violat ions of the Canadian’charter of Rights and Freedoms. In that context ihey are indeed a federal problem be; cause of the national Charter.

In the absence of provable and specific problems such regulations are simply unjust, Even though the regulations do not specifically deal with students, they

are clearly aimed at students and single people.

Imprint: Is it only provincial legislation which will change this situation?

Woodworth: I think that is correct unless a sufficiently concerned group hires a lawyer to litigate it, I am convinied that if litigated, exclusionary bylaws will not survive.

Imprint: Should post-secondary education be available to every eligible high-schogl graduate?

Woodworth: Affordable, quality post-secondary education should be available to all academically qualified Canadians who desire it. The qualification ‘academically qualified’ must be set independent of financing constraints* At the same time the quality of education must not be compromised.

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It becomes a question of priorities, but you would be hard pressed to think of any priority that would equal the opportunity of Canadians Gaining an education.

Imprint: You oppose the Free Trade Agreement but specifitally how do you see it affecting the Waterloo riding?

Woodworth: Fundamentally this is not a free trade agreement it has been misrepresented by the Conservative government.

The deal could prove near disaster for the people of Waterloo riding, particularly for the manuf acturing industries.

There is nothing in +e agreement to stop large manufacturer8 from relocating south of the border in order to lower their production cost& Labobr co8ts in the US are significantly lower than in Canada.

Nine states have no minimum wage laws and KZ other -states have minimum wages under three dollars per hour,

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I am convinced that if litigated, exclusionary bylaws will not survive.

Imprint: where do you stand on the illegal immigrant issue and Bill C-55?

Wmdworth: we do not support that legislation.

Canada has made a practice of accepting immigrants and we should not stop. The Liberal Party believes that all individuals have the right to a fair hearing. However should it be deemed that an individual does not meet the criteria, then-they Bhould not be allowed to remain in CanadaI must stress that deportation only, be exercised after a hearing.

Imprint: where do you stand on the issue of abortion?

Woodworth: I am pleased that voters are pressing candidates about their stances on the abortion issue.

Voters deserve to know where their representatives stand on this matter.

The scientific evidence clearly establishes that children are just as human before birth as after birth. Every human deserves the protection of human rights, Imprint: Would you support a free vote in the Commons on the Woodwork

Yes the LiberM such a vote.

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The usually riotous Panda game, a football showdown between Carleton and the University of Ottawa, has new problems to deal with this year. In an effort tojmprove security and cut down on rioting, the game has lost its fans. In the past, the universities each made about $9000 in profit; this year they will split the $35,000 loss incurred.

The university is plagued with theft problems; many students have apparently realized that it is cheaper to steal items such as china, toilet paper, and cutlery than to buy them, The residence Eafeteria estimates it loses about $20,000 annually to theft, Another on-campus cafeteria figures it loses over $80,000 every year.

Ryerson One quarter of Ryerson’s teachers may go on strike soon. They lave three grievances with the administration: they war+ increased salaries, job security, and a right to tenure-track con:racts, Sessional teachers who must renew their contracts annually feel they are being passed over when it comes to being lired for tenure-track; some teachers who have been teaching full course loads for 15 years have not been offered tenure-track positions that have come up.

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Liberal has pro--life platform Continued

from page 4 Woodwmth: we need to honour our commitments to NATO but not on the scale of what Mr. Mulroney proposes.

The planned expenditure is now over $12 billion, of which $8 billion will be scent on nuclear submarines. $i billion would build 80,000 new homes at $100,000 each or it could build ten major * universities.

Clearly the money could be better spent.

Imprint: what is your position on the Tory day care bill?

Woodworth: Mr. Mulroney’s child care bill will not create sufficient spaces and a national standard of care will not be esrtablished* The Free Trade Deal has also provoked fears uf American child care chains locating in Canada and receiving Canadian Government funds. The quality

of these services is often very low. The Liberal Party has proposed a National Child Care Foundation to establish and monitor standards, Also existing tax deductions would be re,placed by tax editsImprint: How do you feel about John Turner’s leadership of the national Liberal Party?

Woodworth: I am confident that Mr. Turner is the man to lead this party to national victory. He is filled with vigour, is fundamentally pro-Canadian and is well prepared to deal with the Mulroney Trade Deal: ltiprint: What is your vision of the future of Canada?

Woodworth: Canada has unique gifts to offer the world.

In particular, our federal system of government has been an example of peaceful cooperation be-

tweei peoples for over 120 years, We have a peaceful democracy with a social safety net for * all of our citizens, We must pmserve these gifts with a fierce pro-Canadianism.

If we do so then the 2lst century will belong to Canada,

Queen’s University Only 37 students were arrested during this year’s homecoming celebrations at Queen’s University.

While it was one of the largest homecoming parties ever, the revelling stayed off the streets. Last year, 88 students were arrested.

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Svend Robinson, an MP from British Columbia, slammed the university’s decision to deny use of UBC’s facilities to the Gay Games. He argued that allowing the Games the use of facilities would not mean the institution supports homosexualityHe pointed out the NDP uses the university’s facilities, but nobody perceives this as an endorsement of that political party.

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This is the decade of raising awareness of sexism in the L media. Recent events such as the Ann Simonton Sex, Power, und the Me& presentation [Sept. 2331and the UW hosted Miss Qktoberfest pageant and protest (Oct. 6) have signalled that a growing number of members from this university community are fed up with the obje&ificaCon of women.

Now, the appearance of’ a strip club advertisement in Imprint has been met with heavy debate within and outside the walls of the newspaper’s office. Letters have criticized Imprint for not screening these types of advertisements from this university commuriity.

Before receiving this unsolicited Doll House advertisement, the editorial decision was that it did not “discrimi-. nate on the basis of race, sex, sexual orientation or religion.”

Although the newspaper retains the right to screen or. refuse all advertising, Imprint, at the Qctober 21 meeting of staff, determined it would publish the opinion of this paper on this matter.

Some have been duped into thinking that Imprint neces- * sarily agrees with all of the copy and advertising within the pages of the newspaper. E3ecause an advertisement is run in a newspaper does not mean the paper has aligned itself with the message being delivered to readers.

In the case of the Doll House message, Imprint is opposed to ‘the strip club’s objectification of women. Any media t@ic could point out that men and women among other things are constantly objectified in advertising; however, this ad has gone beyond the difficult-to-define limit, The easy way out of this controversy would have been to pull the advertisement from the paper. The message the owners of the Doll House management would receive would have been considerably weaker than if they are forced to remove their own ad due to an adamant message which comes from the entire university community, The staff of Imprint felt it useless to contain the debate merely to its own conference table, This is atiissue which is worthy of exposure to the entire campus, Imprint, therefore, encourages readers to continue writing letters to the editor. But, more importantly, if you want to tell the owners of the Doll House that you will not tolerate being targeted as a market that supports rewarding women for taking . their clothes off, then write to them.

Send your letters to the Doll House at 6 Bridge ML Kitchener NBC 1K4 Raising the issue of sexism, and the objecCfication of women ur men is one role of the media, Make no mistake, the Doll House ad is a legal ad. The ad has .madb some people wake up on this campus where making social statements is overwhelmitigly a dead priority compared to co-op interviews and studying.

Don’t tell Imprint to cut the ad, apply the pressure of ymm pen and voice - then the victory of the strip club bowing to the demand of the university comhunity belongs to the students, not just the smaJ1 staff of a student newspaper.

In the meantime, for those who like having reality ten. sored from their view, Imprint offers no apology,

Axe\ strip ad I,ast Friday, [October 211 at the Imprint staff meeting the issue of sexism was raised by a staff member off-campus this term. What ensued was a debate as to whether or not the Doll’s Iiouse Ad should run in the paper. Actually it really wasn’t a debate, as the discussion degenerated into a yelling match among Imprint staff members.

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After it was aI1 over, the issue had not really been discussed, and I felt the need to better explain to staff members and to the general student reading public why 1 was opposed to running the ad.

1 am not opposed to the ad because it is tasteIess.

Taste is per-

sonal and difficult to legislate, Rather, I am opposed to r&nine the ad because it is sexist.

By sexist, I mean that stripping whether it be a male or female’ stripper, is an act of objectification of both sexes, This objectification subsequently de-humanizes all peopl& Some

people in the Imprint said that it

was up to the striptier to decide which profession to pursue, and that she had the right to bbe a stripper.

The fact there are strippers is not the issue I waited to discus&.

Insttiad, I want ,to discuss whether or not the student p.aper at a university should print an ad that advertises strippers, Especially since the Imprint has a policy that disallows sexist and racist ads.

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Why protest pageants?

Why, indeed? Beauty pageants seem harmless enough. Besides, who really cares, right? In the greater scheme of things, beauty. pageants really don’t affect our lives. Shouldn’t feminist8 give it a rest? People are starving all around the world.

Surely there are more important issues they could spend their time on?

Beauty pageants are not the most important issue going in the world today; but they are still an issue, and one that directly affects our campus.

Our campus hosted another Miss Oktoberfest beauty pageant at the Humanities Theatre in Hagey Hall this year. Another anti-pageant protest was held, the biggest ever at 40. Perhaps the protesters went a little overboard with the “chain-of-command” which had a rape victim, beaten housewife and beauty contestant all chained fogether, Pageants do not inflict bodily harm upon women. They do, however,,inflict figurative harm upon women.

Beauty pageants project the image of women as just a pretty face. Look at who enters: women with pretty faces, Look at who wins: women with pretty faces, True, there is a talent competition. Some contestants, -such as Miss K-W @role McMillan wh6 plays the fiddle’ are very talented, Unfortunately, any possible good wrought hy this section is single-handily undone by the swimsuit competition.

A swimsuit competitioi is not an IQ test. Women in bathing suits and high heels walk out on stage to be judged for how good their bodies look in bathing suits. Calves, thighs, butt and breasts: these are the criteria which are examined and evaluated. And that is, quite and very simply, demeaning and degrading and discriminatory to women. True, those women on stage do this voluntarily.

But should the actions of a few be allowed to harm the whole?

Even if this section were eliminated, pageants would still be discriminatory to women, By definition, a winner .of a beauty contest has won because of her .beauty.

This is what reinforces the image of women as a pretty face. we might say, well everyone., knows beauty contestants are more than just a pretty face.

Women must just be so insecure about themselves and their own intelligence, that they cannot laugh off a beauty contest as idconsequential.

This may be a justified insecurity. women’s liberation has not been around that long. Pay equity does not really exist in our country.

Traditional female jobs, like secretarial work, are paid much lower than traditional male jobs, like carpentry.

Perhaps a carpenter’s work is more valuable than a secretary’s, But who is to judge the value of work?.

This is not to suggest that women’s liberation will unravel

in our society.

But beauty contests are part of the whole. They pose a subtle, insidious threat to the image of women. It cannot be quantitatively measured, The most dangerous threats are not always those that bring obvious danger;- it.-. is the . .seemingly , - - unobtrusive, like acid rain and beauty pageants, that are capable of creating the most harm, Henrietta

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Greg Glow, Bradley Steven Cook, Paul Done,-Tracey Goldhar, Ty Hammond, Glenn Hauer, Jill Joyce, Stephanie Kuxdoyf, Ian Lipton, Stacey Lobin’ John MacFarlane, Nancy Mann, Arka Roy, John Ryan, Renate Sander-Regier, Mike Shiriff, Kevin Shoom, MiRenate Staedel, Cathy Szolga, Marjaliisa chelle Simmons, Tapper, Derek Weiler, Chris Wodskou,

Reader says SAL is evil c To the editor:

skills], Brzustowski’s brilliant analyMarc Brzustowski’s “book resis and trenchant logic is capview” of F.H* Knelman’s Amertured in such gems as: calling ica, God and the Bomb ii of a Reagan an “idiot”; branding quality of journalism that would American .nuclear doctrine “incause even editors of the Nasanity”; and implying that tional Enquirer to blush. anyone believing in the “sick Brzustowski’s main means of joke” of a winable nuclear war is argumentation consists. of the a “Coorg-drinking red-neck.++ He Argument from Hysterics.

Typicontinues by labelling the Reacal of leftists, this argument is gan administration’s thinking, characterize-d by the hys,terical “or complete lack of thought,” utterance of unsupported cate“depraved++; calling the Amerigorical statements accompanied can electorate braindead”; etc. by vicious denunciations and inI hate to inform Mr, Brzussults, in the hope that some peotowski that there me those of us ple will be intimidated by this . who believe in a strong nuclear self-righteous posturing. defense; who think that a state Perhaps it is more accurate to such as the Soviet Union, which describe this as Brzustowski’s imprisons all its citizens with only means of argumentation; I barbed wire and land mines and have searched the articlti in vain shoots to kill at anyone attemptfor the slightest hint of any ing to escape, is an Evil Empire; reasoned argument, I can only. who knows that there will alconclude that the book is ways be Adolph Hitlers around similarly devoid of any rational to think “the unthinkable++; and argumentation+ since Brz,ustowwho recognize the increasingly ski makes no mention of it [or prevalent signs that the Soviet perhaps I am overestimating Mr. Union is preiaring to wage just Erzustowski’s journalistic such a war.

Protesting

the protesters To th8 editor, Your issue of the Imprint October 14 is another prime example of why I do not fund your publication.

The staff writers must be scraping the bottom of the barrel, writing about a beauty .pageant demonstration.

Pageants are a prime example of what a community wants to display as an ideal citizen of that area.

The protesters are pretty weak - if they have to rally in numbers correlating beauty pageants to battered wives. worse of all, those protest groups are funded by my Fed fees, If these groups are an example of where my Fed dollars go, Feds will. be the next fee which 1 will be li?aving off my tuition cheques, The question I forward to the Imprint staff is, what happened to your articles on “Stop the third world arms race funding,” “Starving peoile in Africa have been fed,” ++Hurricane cleah up grows, ” “What a student really wants to read in a student newspaper .++ This week I am really concerned about lining my parrot’s cage with the Imprint.

My parrot has a fairly high I.Q., and he just might read the Imprint md get sick.

c. weldon 2A Engineering.

ML Freeloader, Bince you do not fund our publication would you kindly stop rip ing off your fel1 y picking low sfudenta up a newspaper which you refuse to pay for- -Ed,,

I, too, deplore the dominance which the religious right enjois in the Republican Party, and I, too, despise Reagan. He haa reneged on every one of his promises, from cutting the size of f;;s;nrnent to beefing up deAs if all this were not enough+ we have the additional pleasure of being subjected to Brzustowski’s tenuous grasp of the English language.

The event of accidental nuclear war is described as “more possible,‘+ Apparently Brzustowski doesn’t understand that an event is either possible or not: it cannot be more or less so.

Brzustowski’s closing par’agraph begins: “This book must be read as widely as possible.‘+ Ah! A new manner of reading has been discovered!

One may now read a book quickly+ slowly+ or even widely!

Or perhaps Brzustowski is referring to the book’s narrow-mindedness?

Robert Tarr 3rd yr Philosophy Economics

To the editor, After reading the article “Hagey Hall host to UW pageant controversy++ I almost threw up!

Then I went home, beat my girlfriend and raped the neighbour’s wife. Give me a break! Do these women have nothing better to do?

Their arguements are so full of holes- it disgusts me! Beauty pageants are discriminatory?

Bull! What percentage of K-W is non-white?

What percentage of entrants were non-white?

I don’t have the figures, but I’d lay out money that they’re damn close.

As Miss Brubaker tMnted out, no one twiqts a wotian’s-arm to enter a beauty contest. They do it of their own free will [unchained and unbeaten]. *Yes+ the women are attractive.

They are also intelligent.

That the protestors resent contestants with these . qualities suggest that they have a persecution complex or selfimage problems.

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1 was greatly appalled to see the ad for The Doll’s House in the October 21 issued of Imprint.

I thought our students newspaper was non-sexist.

Obviously it isn’t. Carrying an ad for a strip joint is bad enough.

Printing a picture that literally advertises a woman’s breasts is appalling!

It is bad enough that UW must eridure a beauty pageant that perpetuates the objectification of women, but to have this objectification so literally displayed in a student newspaper is obscene.

As someone who gladly pays my Imprint fee, 14oudly protest the running of future Doll’s House ads. Needless to say some will argue most ads somehow or

other objectify men or women [usually women].

This is very true. The whole nature of advertising is to attract people to a product+ and one of the w’ays of doing that is by having beautiful people in the ads, It is up to society - or in this case the student body - to decide how much, if any, objectification should be allowed in ads.

This however+ does not mean that because some objectifying ads are run, alLobjectifying ads should be tolerated.

Objectification in ads occtirs to varied degrees. Surely the Imprint can at least stop printing this most extreme example of objectification!

Franz Hartmann 4B P. Sci.

Ms. Binella responds To the editor, As reported in the October 14, issue of Imprint, I participated in a protest inside the Miss Oktoberfest pageant.

I understand and regret that there was

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confusion that I had acted in my capacity as Vice-President [University Affairs].

It was purely a private act. I did not address the press nor represent the Federation to the media in any manner, Secondly+ I do not condone the use of civil disobedience on everi possible occasion.

The protest inside the theatre represents years of frustration in at-

tempting to remove a sexist spectacle from the university community which is supposed to be on the leading $ed&, toward a more equitable society, Every perceivable university channel to implement this change has been exhausted, Simil’arly, the pagehnt protest as a yearly event has become institutionalized at Waterloo.

I personally r.efuse to accept these ultimatums.

Lip service simply cannot be paid to gender equality, Finally, I tiould appreciate it if in the future Gina Power refer to me as “MS” not “Miss.”

Wendy

Rinella

Letters to the Editor Aare always welcome

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Ad objectif.ies To the editor,

What angers me most is that this protest was organized by two groups funded by my Fed fees. If the Women’s Centre and the Women’s Issues Board are using their funding in this way, serious consideration should be given to whether tie continue to support them in the future, Since reading the article, I discussed it with at least half a dozen women. Responses ranged from “that’s stupid+‘to “Imprint’s hurtin’ for news.”

Not one woman supported the actions taken by these groups supposedly acting on behalf of campus women.

In view of this I suggest Miss Zimmerman put her chains away, clean the fake bleed off of her accomplice and apologize to the community, the university and especially the female dent body.

What would you do if someone you care about threatened to commif suicide?

People who are thinking ibout killing themselves often either make direct statements about their intention to end their lives or exhibit other warning symptoms.

Some of these potential “danger” signs are described briefly below.

-constant feelings of worthlessness or self-hatred [may include comments about how they’d be better off dead/ their families would be better off without them) -sudden changes in behaviour/personality (for example, a shy person becomes a thrill-seeker+ an outgoing person withdraws and becomes unfriendly) -dramatic changes in appetite -sleeping difficulties -poor performance in school/apathy about performance -trouble concentrating: agitation: inability to sit still -unexplained loss of energy; excessive fatigue -loss of interest in friends -increased drug and/or alcohol use -excessive risk-taking -preoccupation with death, dying or suicide -making final arrangements, giving away personal or prized possessions ’ ’ -a previous sui,cide attempt If someone confides in you that he/she is thinking of suicide or exhibits a number,of the above signs, talk to them about it. It is far better to confront a friend and be wrong than to ignore these symptoms and migs an opportunity to help.

Suggest that your friend talk”to a counsellor, clergy member+ or someone else who ctin help put their life back into perspective..

T%e doctors and nurses at Health and Safety are trained in the area of stress+ and a staff counsellor specializes in this area. A HELP line run by the Canadian Mental Health Association [7451166, or Cambridge, 653~ZOOO] provides sympathetic listeners for those needing immediate communication and advice, The Kitchener- Waterloo Hospital also provides emergency services to distressed patients through their &&hour-a-day, seven-day-aweek crisis clinic, With tjme, most su,icidal people can be restored to happy living.

Don’t be afraid to reach out to someone in need,,, You may save a life.

The Health and Safety Resource Network [HSRN] is a liaison between you any source of he&Msafety information you need, and also proiide parnphiets, films, speakers, and phone numbers t.0 other helpful resources, Our office is located in Room ZZI of the Health and safety building and we invite you in ?ti talk to one of our Also see our bulletin board inside the southwest entrance to the campus.Centre for up-to-date her&h inform&ion. watch for the HSRN Student Needs Assessment questionnaire Corning out on campus in November. .

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New Testament is reliable and’ trustworthy!

The sources menticmed in thei.r letters, while excellent examples of conservative and liberal BibliThis letter is written in recal scholarship which convincs’ponse to Lyn+ McGinnis, 0cingly present the case for the tober 7 articles on The Last trustworthiness of the New TesTern tation of Christ, and the the March 1986 two r etters of October ~1 which ’ tament, predate discovery of the Sin&c.

Syriac answered, I was glad to see Ed Text, This is a complete set of the Rae and Michael Harwood presFour Gospels in Armaic, the ent the other side of the story every day language of New Tesregarding the reliability of thetament era ]ews, which had been New Testament, but I no,ticed written in a leather book, then they neglected to mention some later erased and replaced by recent evidence of great signifianother work, The Liva af the cance to the question of the New Female Saints, The now underTestament’s trustworthiness.

To the editor,

lying Biblical text can be read by bombarding the pages with radiation. After discovery, it was purchased by the ‘International Bible Society, and is now in the process of analysis and translation. One can read about this discovery in the October 1986 issue of Christianity Today.

The most important and exciting element in this discovery is the fact that the ink of the overlying document dates circa,. 100 AD, meaning that the four Gaspels written underneath, which necessarily were penned before

the work &hich replaced them, were all in exi9tence prior to the end of the first century.

Not only that, but the Gospels which have been translated so far (]ohn and most of Matthew) are identical to the 4th century documents which are the sources or the Bible translations we use today.

The implications are tremendous. There simply was no time for extensive revisions, editing, or emendation to occur between the writing of the originals and the point at which the Gospels were translated from Greek to

m Ad.erodes progress of women 1 %VPUA’s

Armaic and written down as the Sinaitic Syriac Text we have now.

Many liberal (i.e. distrustful of the Bible) Biblical scholar9 have changed their opinions very quickly because of this discovery.

It establishes that the reasoned conclusions of Lyn’s -article are not valid, by objecti+e evidence.

It will I’m 9ure, provide added confidence to Ed and Michael in contending for the reliability of the New Testament.

Peter Fitton 1st year Math

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To the

editor,

Scene: Two women standing in a line-up comprised of many UW students perusing the latest copy of Imprint. .They turn to page 37, eyes rivet to a blonde buxom woman. They learn she is an accomplished film star with several noted porn movies to her credit. ’ It is clear that her attributes inclucle more than just acting ability.

She has stunning golden locks, a dazzling beaded costume and what’s more a 5.6 FFF chest.

How many women can make

that claim! Is this the type of woman that female UW students should try to emulate? “Yes” was the answer given by two LJW males peering over the women’s shoulders at the @hoto of Betty Boobs.

“Hey babes, how about sho& jng us some of your table dancing talent?” and other such cutting comments ejaculated from their mouths.

This type of response is indicative of the effeet of such advertising on women’s identity today.

Women depicted as porn stars and strip queens ruin it for

women studying at universities or any woman who wants to be recognized for some merit besides her measurements.

As a place of higher learning, UW should have a newspaper more discrimitiatory in its choice of advertising.

Ads such as the one for the “The Doll House” serve only purpose of eroding the progress that women have made to demonstrate themselves to be human beings rather than sex objects.

Carolyn Delorme, Hans.

Sue Haliworth, Honours

English Drama

Would constitutional. property rights ’ inhibit environmental protection’?

by Peter Courteey

Mulvihill . of Alternetivea

Magazine

Canadians are guaranteed t’he right to life, liberty and security of person under Section 7of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Efforts to amend the Constitution to include the right to enjoyment of property has gained momentum in recent years. This move has some environment alist s concerned about the pr.act ical implica’ tions of property rights on the environment, Environmental law groups are particularly nervous about uncertainties surrounding possible impacts on land use planning, resource management and pollution abatement efforts.

They fear that entrenchment of property rights could strengthen the legal hand of developers and polluters and make it more difficult for public agencies and groups to protect collective interests.

Although public debate on property rights ha,s been minimal, those in favour of entrenchxnF?t, have been actively pursuing this goal for several years.

Gfoups favouring property rights entrenchment include the Ontario Real Estate Association, Canadian Bar Association, Canadian Chamber of Commerce and the National Citizens Coalition.

Proponents &entrenchment disag?e with the government’s ability to exproprf& land without paying for it, put individual rights in abeyance with the sometimes lengthy process of planning+ delay or stop development projects with little recouise for the developer.

In September 1982, the British Columbia Legislature unanimously adopted a resolution calling for an amendment to the Charter that would add property rights. In doing so+ they noted,tb governments of New Brunswick and the Yukon+ had adopted similar resolutions and urged other provincial and territorial governments to follow suit.

In November 198% the Ontario Legislature voted 44-20 in favour of a resuIutiwn introdurzed

by Waterloo Liberal backbencher Herb Epp to endorse the amendment.

On the federal front, Conservative MP John Reimer of Kitchener recently introduced a rivate member’s bill to entrench property Tig It ts.

Although Reimer’s bill did not pass first reading in the House of Commons, there are indications that his resolution may nevertheless be addedto the agenda of an upcoming constitutional con-

ference. The upcoming federal election may determine the shorter-term fate of entrenchment effom, since support appears to be substantial among the $ajority Conservative caucus.

Perhaps the most comprehengive review of the potential effects of property rights entrenchment on the envigonment c?rnes from the work of Harry Poch, an environmental barrister in Metropolitan Toronto’s legal department.

Poch’s first concern is that property rights entrenchment could threaten land use planning regimes.

Pro$ncial legiglation and municipal by-laws controlling the use and development of property could be subject to legal challenge.

This could allow zoning by-laws, subdivision regulations and property standards to be by-passed, Developer9 might also challenge limitations on ,activities in environmentally 9ensitive arenas, as well as restrictions intended to prevent premature and wasteful use of resources, Poch also believeB that entrenchment wuuld fiermit d&eL opers and others to challenge fobdland9 preservation decisions, controls on extraction of aggregates, land rehabilitation requirements, woodlot preservation programmes, wetlands protection schemes, air quality regulations and water quality and quantity controls.

He expects th$c&erating regulations, Jitiecs.ing and permit co&bls would be tested by proponents seeking to reduce or eliminate restrictions on their use of property, Finally,.

Ptich Is concerned’ that entrenching property rights wguld hinder pollution preven?ion, pollution prosecutions and enforcement.

For Harry Poch and other environmental critic9 of property right9 entrenchment, many variables need to be sorted out. They see prtqjerty rights entrenchment as an extremely complex issue, iind claim that in the absence of detailed studies it is impo99ible to judge ‘whether benefits . offered by such rights would in practice supersede the threat9 posed to environmental protection

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According to Poch, concerned citizens should write their local federal candidates and express their desire to have environmental quality entretiched in the Congtitution to guarantee u9 this most basic right, . .’ For information on this and other environmental and social issues, visit or phone the WPIRG office, room 123 General Services Complex, ext 2578.

To the editor,

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We are outraged by the dem@nd of Gina Power that VPUA Wendy Rinella should apolqgize for her behaviour at the Miss Oktoberfest Pagbant. Ms. Rinella’s behaviour was motivated and representative only of a 9trong personal belief, and it is completely unfounded to presume that her behaviour was re-, preaentative of the Federation of Students.

If this were true, then the presence of Shane Carmi’ chael’at the pageant and the re* ception as a spectator, would seim to also im$y the support of the Federation of Students.

Clearlyf this argument is inconsistent and unsupportable.

We feel that asking any elected member of the Federation of Students to give up their right to their individual opinions and actions is unacceptable an< undemocratic, Rather than asking for an apology, Ms. Rinella should be commended for her willingness to take such strong actions on her personal beliefs.

In an atmosphere of apathy, for which this campus is infamous, it would be to our ultimate advantage to have more people with the courage and dedication of Wendy Rinella.

Tracey Taylor, 2A Psych Karen Davidson, 4th yaw Pol. Sci. Suzanne Desaulniers, Kin grad student Cindy Holmes, 3rd year Rel. Stu-

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&nice Te!kan, Grad Anne Flemming, Gr,ed Cmdine White Brant Hamilton-Brown, 3B Eq- lish Tereea Lmtz, 2B English Michelle Blair, 4B Hans. Sck W8ndy Beet, 2A Earth Sci. Gretchen Zimmerxnan, 3A Psych Maurine Kelly, 3A Psych

I could not help but be staggered by the size of the sexual’ “chain of contact” the AIDS Awareness advertisement claims the average person could be subjected to, I would like to guggest, however, that the mathematicsis slightly fl&ed.

In an average yorld, a person’9 six sexual partners would each six

partners

Mavis Dixon, -3B Arto Megan McCarthy, 2A Kin Jeff Boudreau, 3A English

icanorance To the editor, I must commend Amit Ghate for his article (Imprint, October 7) in which (among other things) he denounces ozone layer depletion as an unscientific theory perpetuated by sham envirqnmentalists.

Amit: I wonder if you would grace us with your infinite wisdom and intelligence by debunking other environmental myths in a series of articles.

1 tooKthe; liberty of compiling s6me article titles which could start you off.

Acid rain: A natural phenomena Worldwide deformtation not a problem: Who neede all those trees?

-You might expand your repertoire by including articles on related topici.

Bhopal: The price we have to pay for reliable car batteri Inhaling chlorine gas can improve your health All sarcasm aside, your apparent ignoraice about human impact on the environment [and thus uptin itself) is appalling.

It is especially frightening as it is coving from someone like you who will be involved in the application (or misapplication?) of technology.

Can we afford to choose ignorance in the wake of ever increasing evidence of environmental degradation?

Chris campb811 ~4 Chemical Engineering

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have

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who

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would have 9ix partners, ad infinitum.

I believe the people in the mathematics department would call this an infinite, unbounded series, the sum> of which is infinity.

Hence the average person rn& be subjedted to an infinite “chain of contact”

rather than &ly,“$6,656 people,” Shall we go from the &bfie to the absurd?

According to tiy estimation, the average person is infinitely promiscuous+ ’ To have an infinitk number of safe sexual contacts, you need a mere half dozen condoms.

If you are strictly celibate be- ’ fore marriage but eventually marry an average Waterloo stupromiscuous.

Since one infinity is no larger than another, your situation i9 no different than that of the average prostitute# Abandon hope, all ye who enter,,@ Andrew

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who need it

Day care should b.e forthime To the editor,

programs designed to help those that need them.

Across the board, government Par these reasons, daycare’s funded, public daycare is not the scope must be. reduced in size way for the Canadian people to and shifted to the need side of the turn.

A problem exists for a spectrum. small portion of the population Give daycare to single parent families.

Give it to the low inand this must be addressed.

But generally, government funded come bracket families that have both parents working, and then daycare, besides being very expensive, would be sidestepping only to parents with pre-schoolresponsibility of bringing up a ers. But, let’s draw a line somewhere. family.

First, and quickly, the cost.

The greatness of the 20th cenEveryone knows that daycare tury is that, more and more’ we would be expensive.

The obare helping th-ose less fortunate. vious question is “who would Bravo.

If the “more fortunate” pay?“. want daycare, than they should If a payment scheme based on budget and pay for it. That’s the income is adopted, the rich will great thing about living in a free pay more than others. .As far as society - choice. they are concerned, their money There is a role the government would be better spent on private could play in he1 ing the nondaycare or the more popular needy. This woul cf be to offer intrend for the YUPPIES - nancentive programs to businesses nies. Thus, they would not want in order for them to provide dayto pay, IXl+JKs [double income no care for their employees.

It might kids] would not want to pay for a even’be considered a job benefit service they will never use. used in looking for a job. The rich Bachelors ditto.

Should peoplg and the middle income would bebe able to opt out if it is physinefit. cally impossible for them to have The fact of the matter is that children? the 243,545 spaces that h&e As usual, most of the burden been provided are more than would fall to the middle class, enough to provide the service to whom I feel don’t really need it. J those that really need it. Youcan Why should they need it now bet that if daycare is approved, when the average Canadian’s the middle-class’ human nature nersonal wealth is at an all-time will be saying, “Hey, I’m paying high? for this, I’m gonna use it.” The The crux of the matter seems 1,210,108 spots that MS Beneto be need versus want. I agree teau has said are necessary will whole-heartedly with many of be bursting the system at the Renee Beneteau’s remarks in her seams, Oct. 7 article.

1 am sickened by Popularity for this program is the lack of support given to those also driven by peoples’ desire to who most need it - be it stuhave it all - the career, the famdents, pensioners, young single ily, the detached house in the mothers, etc. I am also sickened suburbs, and on and on, While by> those who take advantage of I’m not against goals and ideals, I

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One can see where this is leading. Currently, free education until the age of 18, Possible public daycare.

What’s next? Paying people to have babies?

Don’t laugh. It’s happening in Quebec where tax incentives are an attempt to catch the falling birth rate, Daycare, except in the previously mentioned casesp should be an option to be used and

feel that people do not know what it means to sacrifice, People might say that both parents are working for the benefit of the children, Really?

Tearing a tot from his mother at one year of age to put him in daycare is good for him? Giving him two families - one during the day and one at night -is beneficial? The financial gains pale in comparison.

payed for by those wishing to do so, making a conscious effort to plan for it. It should not be a governmently funded gift that put those not wanting to use it at a disadvantage, Children should not be insured against, but planned for.

Michael s. Sumki 4A C&O / CS

Sexism

Is Imprint a “born again” sleaze promoter?

The ad should be withdrawn because the effects of objectification of both men and women goes beyond the immediate setting of the bar where the stripping occurs. Because the effects of this objectification goes beyond the doors of the bar, then the argument that people should be able to see, do, and watch whatever they want is mistaken because they are ignoring the consequences on one’s actions beyond an immediate setting.

1 feel that the Imprint is responsible for the consequences that occur from the objectification of men and women that will result from running this ad. This campus should be a place where people are judged according all their merits, not just their physical dimensions.

To those that say this will promote-a debate on sexism on campus’ you are right’ but isn’t there a more intelligent way to do it? It is imperative that the Imprint defines the terms sehm and racizm as defined by Imprint’s Policied and Procedures, and acts to correct the mistake of running the aforementioned ad.

J To the edbr,

too spineless to refuse the ad or have you all become “bornagain” sleaze promoters?

Apparently imprint has a policy of not allowing racist or sexist ads. What does an ad have to contain to be considered “sexist”? I would like to think that these ads would have provoked at least some debate among Irnprint staffers.

Why has there been no mention of this in an Imprint editorial?

Please, let’s have some answers about this in next week’s edition And let’s see some reaction from the feminists . on campus - surely, I’m not the only -one who’s unhappy about these ads!

What the hell is going on?!!!

Tucked away on page 37 of the October ZI issue of Imprint was an ad [complete with picture) featuring Betty Boobs, movie star and porno queen. Apparently this poor woman, “plus a bevy of other beauties” will be appearing at a Kitchener strip joint this week.

There were also ads in the two previous issues of Imprint promoting Miss Nude Vancouver Island 1987, Miss Nude Hollywood 1988, the ever-present “bevy of other beauties” and free table dancing on Wednesday nights.

Why is Imprint running these ads? Are you that hard up for money to pay the bills, are you

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by Bradlay Steven Cook Imprint staff University of Waterloo students have a pour self-image, according to the recent quality-of-life survey, headed

by Dr. Christopher Knapper.

Students tend to identify highly with their faculty, but not so much with the ur.iuersity as a whole.

Much of what the community hears about the university is related to research.

They usually hear only about the negative aspects of student life* Federation of Students VPOF Shane Carmichael wants to change all that; the Federation has budgeted $6,000 for the aptly-named “Waterloo Pride Campaign,” “Waterloo Pride” is a publicrelations campaign designed exclusively to promote a positive, corporate image of University of Waterloo students, student-life, and the Federation.

“We war$ to end the fallacy that students are straight partiers,” says Carmichael.

“In fact, most of us are hard-working, dedicated people who offer a lot to the community.‘* The object of the campaign is to promote positive examples of student involvement in the community: students who volunteer with handicapped people; students who raise funds and are involved with Big Brothers and Big Sisters; students who ctiach sporting teams; those who sing in choirs; and students who participated in Shinerama (UW students raised far in excess of $50,000 for Cystic Fibrosis this year!) Other community events UW organizes include Canada Day Festivities and the Winter Carnival,

Carmichael says he would like to run this campaign in conjunction with the many communityoriented activities alteady organized by student g,roups; these include the Engineering bus-push, the Village Benefit Semi-Formal, and others.

“Waterloo-Pride” will involve radio spots on local radio stations, CHYM and CKKW - stations with a large share of the KW market.

The committee will dis’tribute buttons and posters throughout the city to “educate the Kitchener-Waterloo Community.”

The opportunity will be offered for local businesses and organizations to get in-

volved and show their support for UW students.

The Winter Carnival this year will be geared, more so than ever’ toward the twin-cities at . large, Labelled the 1989 Kitchener-Waterloo Winterfest, the UW Winter Carnival will be an integral part of festivities which will include an Arts Festival’ Snow Sculptures, Charity Ball, Cultural Caravan, skatin t the Corporate Challenge’ E3a1 loonfest, baseball, and additional events.

Events like this are important to students.

Si’nce this is a co-operative school, large numbers of people come and go every fou?

months.

There are fewer occasions for students to get out and get i~nvolved.

As the campaign progresses, it is hoped that there will be a “piggy-backing” effect; our pride, spirit andinvolvement will grow as our image grows within the community.

The immediate task‘ t.hought is to get the ball rolling.

“I had hoped that the Feds would have budgeted a lot more than we did, but $6,000 is a start,” Carmichael says.

He added: “With more than twenty thousand undergraduate students at UW, plus grads, plus part-time students, phs facuIty’ and staff-members’ we really

make up a large portion of the overall community, But we do not want the local people feel that they owe us anything.

We are happy to be a benefit to the community, Hbwever, it is up to us to show them (the community] that we are good for the commupity and have a lot to offer*” With a municipal election quickly approaching’ perhaps this is an ideal time for us to stand-up and be recognized.

Get involved in community events; whether that means volunteering for worthwhile charities, or donating blood4 or at the very least vff ting!

Councii is still yet to give formal apprqval to this plan*

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by Mike Brown Iruprint 8taff “It is embarrassing,” said Federation of Students President Adam Chamberlain, Chamberlain was commenting on $32,000 which was not properly bud’ geted for in the current Federation annual budget. .“Thank God we had a sure plus,” Chamberlain aaid.

The oversight was discovered decently and was announced at the October 23 meeting of the Students’ Council.

The person who prepares the Federation budget is the Vice-President [Op.erations and Finance).

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Carmichael, who says he is “fairly upset by it,” claims the info from the Federation staff didn’t come on this is,sue. While he says “I am certainly partly to blame,” Carmichael insists no where is it recorded in the system where the OFS fees come from. “OFS is not my department,” he said.

Carmichael is now recommending a finance committee be struck to review budgetary strategies throughout the year SO that work on the following year’s budget qan begin early.

Asked if the budget oversight will affect his campaign for municipal council, Chamberlain repliid, “It shouldn’t if people know the’facts behind the issue.

terest likely will benefit more from researching that particular career in greater depth. These students may also be interested in the educational program search of the financial aid search components of PC Directions, especially if they. are considering further education at another institution.

Although it would be nice, stu-

dents rarely find’ “the perfect job” flashed up on the screen.

However, PC Directions .can be a useful tool to help you get started with you career planning. If you think you would like to try PC Directions, call Counselling Services at ext. 2655 or visit us in room 2080, Needles Hall and arrange for an appointment,

was no indication by anyone that the fee collected from students on campus included the $1.50 charge which must annually be handed over to the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS] as membership dues, The charge Carmichael r& ferred to is $18.5~) per student per term. when calculating the expected surplus for 1988-89, Carmichael did not account for the $1.50 er &ud&t which is designate x for payment of the 0FS membership fee.

The budgeting mix-up means the UW student government is o crating under a projected sur-, p !fus of $48,OOU instead of,

, ,Life

by Nancy MM~ Counselling Services Is there life after graduation?

Do you feel unfocused or confused about your career direction?

Counselling Services is now introducing a new way for students to explore possible areas of career interest -using a computer!

The Persona1 Career (PC) Directions program data base contains detailed information about 1000 different occupations.

A student can input various characteristics of a job that are of particular interest to him or her. The computer then sorts through its data base and selects jobs that correspond to the student’s interests.

Some preliminary informatiun about the nature of these occupations and the qualifications required is also available on the computer.

An hour and a half is all it takes to complete a career search using PC Directions.

The program is extremely “user frieqdly,” qnd a brief introdtiction is provided by uur staff?

Students then enter information about their personal interests, education level, personality, desired salary, and various other work related factors, By entering their most important concerns first, students can control the sorting process of the computer and usualIy end up with alist of between 20 and 30 uccupations which are compatible with job characteristics they have selected. The list often contains a few career choices the student may have considered at one time, a few new ideas, and some that are just good for a laugh! ,The program is most helpful for students with little or no idea what career path they would like to follow at this point, Individuals who have already identified* a specific field of in-.

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by Marc Ihushjwski Imprint shff Do not call it progress, With the help of Canadian tax dollars, the world’s richest environment al regions are being destroyed at the rate of 50 million acres each year - an area the-size of Great Britain.

And while tropical rainforests cover only 7 per cent of the planet’s land surface, they are home to between 50 and 80 per cent of a11 plant and animal species, Every day a few species become extinct, most before they have be&en studied. Botanist Peter Raven, Director of the Missouri Botanical Garden, predicts that “we can expect the rate of extinction to average perhaps 100 to 200 species a day” by the end of this century.

These warehouses of life are being felled and burned from the Amazon to Central Africa and the islands of Indonesia, and since World War II over 40

Every day a few species goes extinct. per cent of the world’s tropical rainforests have been destroyed, Countries including India, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Haiti have lost almost all their primary tropical forest. Reasons for this destruction are numerous, but the thread of short lived gain seems to tie many of them together: corporations and governments see little profit in conservation.

In Central America over &e past 20 years, 40 per cent of rainforests have been logged and turned into pasture for cattle ranching.

Most of the beef is exported to North America [the U.S. buys around 90 per cent of Central American beet) where it is used as fast food, TV dinners and pet food. Very little of the> beef produced in the region is consu’med there, but at leas-t two thirds of Central America’s arable land is und& cattle production.

The people are left with little land to feed themselves.

The regional governments then urge the poor to push back the forest and clear land for subsistence agriculture.

Rainforest soil is not good agricultural land, and, after ti few seasons, when the soil is no longer productive, the farmers have no choice but to seil out to the ranchers and press further into the forest, Cattle ranching generates few jobs+ To maintain grazing lands, the ranchers often use pesticides and herbicides that have been banned in North America.

The people who live there, the workers and the cattle are all exposed to these chemicals.

In Brazil, the huge Amazon rainforests are used by the government as relocation areas for thousands of landless peasants, Rather than tackle land reform on good agricultural soil, the go-

Rainforest settlement reduces pressure on government8 for real land reforme vernment promotes rainforest settlement.

As in Central America, around 5 percent of the land owaers control over 80 per cent of the country’s farmland: 70 per cent of rural families have no land, Natural resource extraction for export, poverty and unequal land distribution are real causes of deforestation, yet Nicaragua is the only Central American country where the government has undertaken major land reform.

In Asia, the world’s second greatest region for tropical forests after Latin America, logging and agricultural practices are doing the most damage, Trees are removed

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Japan, the United States and Western Europe are the primary customers for tropical hardwoods.

Rainforest depletion is expecte& to leave the Mala sian peninsula with no tropical forest i y 1990, and Thailand is now a net importer of wood, after hav-

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go further into the forest simply to survive. The World Bank is financing this project as well. Canada contributed over $350 million to the World Bank in 1988.

-The most tragic and immediate res&s the,se development programs have on humans are the destruction of native peoples and their cultures. $omehow

ing been a major exporter only a few years before. Even in Indonesia, where the government is undertaking a massive program of forced migration, commercial logging accounts for more damage to the forests than do agriculture and migration.

The Indonesian Transmigti%tioh piegram involves the planned muvement of

” Native people6atid theip qltares’tire along with the rainforests. hundreds of thousands of poor families from the nation’s most populous islands to the rainforests of Indonesia’s outer islands. World Bank loans totaIling over $600 million have helped finance a program that Indonesian government studies admit has placed 300,000 settlers under the threat of ecological collapse.

Already, 3.3 million hectares of forest have been destroyed or are facing imminent destruction as a result of this program, and the World Bank is looking at another $IZO mi.llion in new lcms for further resettlement.~ International aid institutions, including the World Bank. the Inter-American D&elopment Bank: the African Development Bank and the Asian Development Bank, have poured rn-oney into industri.al projects without regard to ecological consequences.

Vast tracts of

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rainforest are lost to new settlement when thousan.ds are forced off agricultural, land by huge dam and irrigation projects built to create electricity for state and multinational industries. over the next 40 years, India’s Narmada River Development Program, in.volving the construction of over 3,000 dams, will displace over 1.5 million people and may flood nearly 900,000 acres of forest.

The dams are being built to provide irrigation and electricity for parts of four western Indian statea. For this project the World Bank has loaned $450 million and is considering Qnother $350 million.

1 A World Bank financed entirprise in Brazil, the Carajas Iron Ore Project, will turn almost 60,OOOi square miles of forest into charcoal for pig iron smelters

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the governments and aid institutions responaible for the development leave out of the economic equation those people who have lived with the forest for thou. sands of years and who have gained tremendous knowledge about t,he workings of the forest. They have been killed off by gun and disease, and the World Bank itself estimates that Braz’ ii’s indigenous population has dropped from 5 million five hundred years ago to ZO(l,OOO today.

The Indonesian Transmigration plan, calling for the settlement of 65 million people in the next 20 twenty years, has the very existence of ’ placed in jeopardy ihe indiginohs pioples who lived in the forest. In the first phase of India’s Narmada River Valley complex, 67,000 indigenous persons will lose their land.

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To mark World Rainforest Week in 1987, twenty individuals and environmental groups sent a letter to Finance Minister Micheal Wilson urging that “Canada should take a lead in saving the world’s tropical rainforests from destruction at the hand of the World Bank.”

Included in the letter was a Statement “about the global loss of . of Con&n rainforests, signed by 34 groups and individuals” including the Assembly of +-- First Nations, @benpeace, Probe, Prtibe .’ Iniernitional atid the Canadian Environmental Law Association, The statement said the relentless destruction of the world’s rainforests

“The greatest and.most complex ecosystems on earth would be replaced by a barren wasteland.” if the operation goes as scheduled, This area of North-Eastern Amazon forest is equal in size to the Maritimes and could be gone in three years, Another development scheme transpiring in Brazil has brought half a million pioneers into the Amazon from southern Brazil to tear down the forest for agriculture.

Within seven years, environmental groups expect an area of forest the size of England, Scotland and Wales will be lost to the Polonoroeste Project.

After a few years of crops, fa.rmers will be forced to

“would be the gre.atest biological disaster ever perpetrated by man, creating a spasm of extinction unequalled since the disappearance of the dinosuum...

Forest peoples and their vast store of knowledge about the fore&a would vanish, and the greatest and most complex ecosystems on earth would. be replaced by a barren wasteland.”

The statement of concern suggested Canadians ask their MPs about government contributions to the World Bank, and write to the agencies and ministries

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involved, the corporations operating in the forests, and the government leaders of rainforest nations.

The importance of the rainforests may never be known: around the world, science has recorded the existence of only L75 millioq species, yet in just one h&are of Peruvian rainforest a study found 41,000 different species of insects. Panama contains a? many species of plants as doe8 Europe* The same number of tree species has been foundin IO hectares of tropical forest in Borneo as can be found in Canada and the United States - around 700 different species, Lost forest means the loss of potential life-saving drugs.

The treatment for lymphatic leukemia and Hodgkin’s disease, the first cure for malaria, and a skeletal muscle relaxant all come from rainforests.

Though it is estimated that less than one percent of rainforest spe-

Rainforest plants may hold the cure for cancer. . ties have been checked for medical applications, at least 1,400 rainforest plants may have anti-cancer properties, Native people in southeast Asia use 6,500 plants to combat malaria, syphilis and ulcers, and around the world native people use more than 3,000 species of plant to control fertility alone.

Approximately 90 per cent of the world’s food comes from only 12 types of crops half of which have their origin in the rairiforest.

Access to the genetic pool of rainforeat relatives must be available to ensure that these crops can remain resistant to peats, disease and and harsh environmental conditions, preventing biological catastrophe and possible famine.

The impact of rainforest destruction is not limited to the forests, the 200 million people who depend on them for survival, nor the 1 billion people who need them as water sources. The loss of these ecosystems that has already altered regional climates will change the world’s climate. India spends over $I billion annually on4lood cotitrol because of Himalayan deforestation, and this year’s disaBterous floods in Bangladesh were blamed in part on the same cause, The Panama Canal is quickly filling with silt, the result of deforestation around the lakes that feed the canal: deforestation caused by small farmers clearing forest for themselves after losing better land to richer farmers.

The destruction of rainforests, some scientists believe, could be releasing as much CO2 into the atmosphere as the use of fossil fuels, This being the cas@ will on19 hasten the global warming of the greenhouse effect, Some private banks have begun to swap third world debt for government

The World Wildlife Fund raised $100,000 for a reserve in Costa Rica. promises of conversation, still, no tides of conservation or urgency have swept through international aid agencies like the World Bank. The World Wildlife Fund “sold” titles to 4 acre plots of rainforest for $100 to raise $100,000 for the expansion of Costa Rica’s Monteverde Cloud Forest Reserve from 10,000 to 40,000 acres.

Central American rainforest is falling to make way for cattle ranchers to produce cheap beef for export to North America, This meat ends up in what will prove to be the world’s most expensive hamburgers.

Rainfore.st colonization that kills indigenous people takes pressure uff gwerrmems m consider serious land reform, and multi-national forestry corporations pillage the forests for exotic woods they can turn into furniture, chopsticks and coffins.

Information sources included the hinfOr8st Action Network Press Brief, the handbook “Fjnancing ,EcologicaI Destructio!” und the Wor!d !+ldIife

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by Paul Done Imprint Staff , It may seem like hair-splitting to some, but the difference between the brilliance of The Chills and the mediocrity of most guitar-pop bands is the difference between artists and artisans. While the tag Recording Artjsts is attached to most bands, it should be saved for that special few, like The Chills, who mix musical craft and technique with inspiration and originality.

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The Chills brought their New Zealand pop-art to Guelph’s near-legendary Albion Hotel Tuesday (Oct. 25). Led by their impish singer/songwriter Mar-* tin Phillips, The Chills rambled through a selection of their material, from the directness of early material like Pink Frost through to as-yet-unrecorded songs which -demonstrate their everdeveloping non-linear song

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Despite the obvious hours of consideration which have gone into the molding and shaping of each of their songs, the Chills still revel in the simple joys of pop and remain more low-key than one might ever expect of a group of such sheer genius. And ihough 1 could, in theory, waffIe endlessly about them, it’s 36 hours past deadline and I have* only this tiniest review space to fill, suffice it to say that The Chills were brilliant, Look for more info in an upcoming interview!!!

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by Trevor Blair Imprint 8taff Wile Peter and I proceeded to hang around efter the concert, nIong with the small group of preen vampires who ~bnply would not leave, Billy Bragg emerged from the depth8 of the catacombic maeonic quadra~ phonic temple to discuss the kues in detail. As a few of the ~ road crew made an attempt at a mpontaneous indu&rial performance with various stage propa, and amidst a fog of accent and alcohol, Bragg rambled: . .. about public radio.

The main consideration in programming records in mainstream radio, in this country, in

Polygram it doesn’t matter a fuck, they’ve got Bon Jovi, they’ve got Tracy Chapman they don’t heed me. about videos: The point is, right, there’8 a t.v, program in England The Smiths refused to go on it whereas myself, my idea is if we’re ever going to get into the homes of the people who don’t

went in at 48 and straight out again! We’ll just stick to doing gigs and not worry about the singles.

Having already talked to ue louger than allow434 Wiwy, Bragg’s pal/bassist approached: Yeah what Wiggs?

Uh, you thinking of an off at some point?

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They have been putting Tracy Chapman out - have you heard Talkin Bcut A Revolution?, no one will play it on the radio, they’ve hit a brick wall. After all that success, all those albums sold, they’ve hit a brick wall with a song that doesn’t really... just uses revolution as an image without setting out what actually should be achieved, and how one could possibly make any differenceabout Polygram charging camPUB radio for record@: Supporting campus radio in Canada and the U.S. is the most important, which is why it really annoys me when Polygram asked for more money. There’s nothing I can do about it, I just have to make sure my publicists send them (promo records) out to the stations that are boycotting, then they get ‘em free from somewhere else. 1 tell Polygram here - “your fucking us over” and they run all this stuff by me on how much its costing them, and how everyone else does it,,. with, Go! Diets (British Label) 1 can get away with a lot more cos’ I’m a much bigger fish- in-- a much

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agree with us, as 16ng as we do it on our terms and don’t let fgck us over - we go and do it* Otherwise we’re just pissin’ in the wind, about the Import LP Sgt. Pep r Knew My Father: A r 1 the money went to Chlldline which is a free help line for

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Wiggm left, and Bragg continued &out..the rumaur that Sprlngsteen might do a Dukakie endoreemenk Well 1 think that’d be great because he’s obviously right and can tell there’s something amiss in the American dream -it’s not

land - we recorded the whole of Sgt. Pepper’8 Lonely Hearts Club Band. Me and Cara (Tivey) recorded She’s Leaving IIome which was released as a single a double 4 side with Wet Wet Wet, and it went to number 1 for four weeks - we had a number one single which everyone thought would change our single problems, n #mLbut - the Great Leap M --.. m-----:--l-\

don’t think we should judge every artist on their political content - but when you look at the lyrics of Bruce Springsteen you are begged to question where is the political activity~ to come out of thin -* and doing Amnesty is quite a big step forwards, y’know for someone who - works in the mainstream - it’s fine. for me to be out--- here ---on this -- J

down, but the amount of effect someone like Springsteen can saying: “NO, Born In Tha USA a patriotic song.” .

And, of course, since Bragg’reGently toured the soviet Union, (and released a live “election” E.P, of the recordings), a bit about.*. MOCEOW: I don’t know much about it Moscow’s like the New York of Russia, Leningrad’s a real1 nice town.

Moscow, I’m afrai J is a real fucked up town. Leningrad is a really cool town - it’s very nice architecturally[ and all the hip music is there, and it is closer culturally and geographically to the west. Moscow is a long way from any kultural input from the west, so when culture gets there its quite watered down, it’s usually been through Leningrad, or through the Baltic states, or through one of’ the satellite states of the Soviet Union. But in Leningrad they still can pick up, like, European MTV. Actually Europe don’t include Moscow. about how the Russians reacted to him: Quite like the Americans did at first - as someone who plays guitar from England, Whether we’re having any inroads whatsoever in the Soviet Union, I have no idea - we go there and 1 often do gigs with Soviet bands, by choice, rather than gigs on my own. So when I meet other musicids 1 get a bit of an insight into what they’re doing, rather than just me coming and going and& never meeting anyone. America was quite like 1 expected, but the Soviet Union was a complete turnaround from what I’d ex-

The important thing ia the similarities about four or five times.

I’ve been to America eight times and I’ve never worked out much about it so it’s hard to say how I feel about the Soviet Union.

I think the important thing is the similarities rather than the differences, The similarities in the hop& and fears, the basic fundamental wishes ‘are the same anywheren - the. people w.

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cent education, and no more war. about comparing the Soviets to the Americans in the intro to Help Save The Youth Of ica (off the live EP] Well I had to. do that coa’ there’s no point in me going on stage and saying: “This is a song about Americans and they’re real bad bastards and they’re fuckin’ us over,” cos’ that’s what they get all the time from the government propaganda - that’d be like me comin’ on here and saying the Russians are really horrible, and this is a song about how horrible they are. I had to explain the song in a different and also, when you’re working with an interpreter, you really have to get everything down to, like, two sentences.

So rather than stand there and explain why 1 felt the Soviet Union had an empire and America had an empire, 1 had to go on to... not on to a more shallow way, but try to draw out to the Sovs the realization that you and the Americans are very similar in more ways you understandn it’s not just you live in this huge fucking great country and build these huge fuckihg great cars and these fucking huge roads’ it goes deeper than that, so I have t 0 explain.

As a foreigner, there were things I saw in America that I’ve never seen anywhere else in the world except the Soviet Union. It’s not just their urge to fill up this land that they’ve got - it’s so huge, it’s hard to explain. You just have to go on stage and undermine the idea that because you’re antiThatcher, that means you’re proSoviet - because they’re sick and tired of everyone that does it, There’s nothing more patronizing to the people who live in Moscow than some foreigner stage to say: “You lucky people para, ou live in the worker’s cr ise.” You have to go on and say: “1 am in favour of Perestroika, and 1 think it’s a very, very imortant thing, and I will be E appy with it when 1 see Soviet tourists regularly on the streets of London, then 1 will be satisfied that it works..+’ and in that

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k Basic .English basica ly-boss at the Bomber ‘Zoming across as. a slightly more adept Tragically Hip [hair, clothes, energy, sixties-influence), .the much-decorated band were living proof that you can be less than ground-breaking and still leave the patrons not wanting. Straight -up renditions of FoIsom Prison BJues and 1 Wdk The Line (a request, no less] went down with hearty toasts to the very&great Man In Elack; and they did their blues-rock reputation proud with a staple from any ‘60’s head’s -diet, The Yardbirds’ Heart Of SW/~ And lest

of) originality was irrelevant; this is a solid live band that rises above somewhat nondescript material with tight musicianship, particularly in the person of guitarist John Davis whose soloing smoked like the batik end of a ‘71 Duster, and an engaging, never condescending stage presence that goes beyond the perfunctory “Hello, [insert name of city here), how ya doin’ out

there?” Front man Tim Armour stumbled through improvised monologues and anecdotes with varying degrees of success, but also with an unrehearsed charm that made an already likable band all the more disarming.

Word has trickled down to the Imprint pit that Basic English will be opening for Weddings, Parties, Anything at Club Fed next week. Go early.

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by Chris Wodskw , the more pleasant the surprise, Imprint 8 t aff then, that those ominous words on the poster, “Q107 HomeBasic English came hotlygrown Winners,” Ieft thgse “My tipped from a myriad of sources Gawd! Not another Km Mitchell and I’ve been following this band coverband” fears unfounded. since their inception in Halifax There was no shortage of covers years ago, so it came as no shock S and yer basic rock ‘n’ roll, but to see them turn in such a good Basic English infused enough performance last Saturday night life into the tir,ed original-coverat The Bombshelter,., format to generate something All right, all right, so my social approximating enthusiasm out life sucks and the 6nly reason.1 of the normally reserved Waterended up at The Bomber was a loo audience.

you get the impression that Basic English mare another one of the zillions of slavish, if talented, sixties acts lurking in dark corners merywhere from Gasworks to Lulu’s, they turned in revved-up versions of Mister, You’re A Better Man Than 1 [The Yardbirds again] and a muchshortened Sad-Eyed Lady of The Lowlands to appease a table uf Dylan fans.

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They can be a very intense, powerful; moving experience or they can be a real flop. The Theatre Aquarius, Hamilton, production of McCJure, staged last Saturday at the Humanities Theatre, was a little of both.

The play covers quite a time span- It is based on the 25 years Canadian missionary-surgeon Dr. Robert Blair McClure spent in a China torn between nationalist and communist social upheaval and war with Japan, McClure was a character: a passionate and caring man who often controversially, fought, against tremendous odds to carry on his dynamic work.

That’s what comes across qyite effectively after the second act anyway.

to people and incidents.

Also, more focus on the man himself rather than on hisaation~.

And it worked.

Stephen Black warmed to the role, and 1 started to enjoy myself.

Full marks to Stephen Black for effort. He did what he could with the script and managed ~~ pull it all together in the last half of the performance.

He did some hilarious imitations of people he encountered, and his Chinese accent was very convincing, Thumbs down on Munroe ScoWs script, It was a thorough biography, but in the first act it covered too much ground for a workable stage production.

Luckily it slowed down to a redeemable pace in the second act.

Another redeeming feature of

the script was the occasional brilliant ljne, McClure, for example, calls the mission hospital waiting room [which was in the chapel) “a Christian mousetrap for the unwary.”

Marriage, McClure viewed very positively: “head, heart and hormones all blessed at once,” McClure wag a dedicated doctor and all in favour of family planning.

It was the women he felt sorry for: “the human female isn’t just some bitch to be bred and bred,” ; With war, both social and militari, constantly raging around him, he recognized that “a doctor’s war is never over” and that “what a person needs most for survival is a good flow of adrenaline and a sense of humour.”

McClure, I dare say, had both.

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by Renate sander-R8gi8r Imprint staff Klaas Verboom doesn’t see himself as a “landscape artist,” but landscapes are what he is known for, and they are the theme of the UW Art Gallery’s current exhibition.

Mostly oils, with some mixed media, LCUI~Scapes [Oct. XI to Nov. 20) cons& tutes a unique collection of Verboom’s landscape paintings 2 both earlier and recent works - many on loan from private collections+

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On one of the far walls of the gallery hang two oils; “Winter on

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the Tha-mesttt a striking depiction of a snqw-covered log’ with skillfully rendered light and shadow: and “springbank” (the early version], a peaceful shoreline behind convincing, almost photo-quality, slightly moving water.

Winter is represented by two oil on paper works’ “Cornstalks in Winter” and “Winterfield.”

In both pieces’ Verboom depicts snow-cqvered plant stalks sticking out of the snow. The perspective he takes is very effective: eye level with the siow-capped tops of the stalks. So delicately has Verboom rendered the powdery snow, that we can actu-

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’ ally feel it. If we were to flick one of the stglks with our fingers, the snow would surely flutter to the ground.

Verboom pointed out “Winterfield” as one of his favourites in the show. Seeing so many of his works from so many different points in his artistic developmefit, together at the same time was an interesting experience for him.

“1 find myseli being very cri& Cal”’ he revealed.

“But I’m not looking back. I’m .going forward because I’m creatirrg~~new things:” Verboom started drawing a8 a child- and started selling ieces at 14. He found it was r un to pursue his hobby and make money at the same time, su he went to an arts-oriented high school. He later attended the Ontario College of Art and gradu-

ated in lg70.

Although Verboom paints out= side -as often as he cant he works mainly from slides he proa jects onto a blank wall - the closest thing tabeing on the spot.

The slides, says Verboom’ are his reminders of the emotions he felt when he was looking at the actual scene. When the painting

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Viewers, he beliives, want to feel the artist’s emotions.

If the emotions aren’t there, the piece won’t be successful The best way for artists -to put emotions into their work is to create for themselves, ’ j “Paintings I t&d to make for other people always failed,” explains Verboom, “Paintings in which I put things 1 thought people would like.” So he continued painting for himself, and ou can see the results in the gal Tery.

Altogether’ it is a nice collection of landscapes, with some real gems, which you would be bur living happy to hang in roum, They are all a i out livingroom size - not too big, not too small - nice and safe. Perhaps Verboom has larger canvases to show - I don’t know. 1 can only say that some of the pieces displayed in the UW gallery might have been more impretisive on laser canvases.

But that is the choice of the artist’ isn’t it?

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by Phil Robinson Imprint staff M.D.C. has been keeping a high profile this year, They played in Toronto at the Anarchist’s Wn-convention Ma past summer, and they recently redid Fogtown with Michelle Shocked for her new album.

In previous outings they’ve called themselves Millions of Dead Cops and Mega Death Corporation.

This time they’ve called themselves Millions of Damn Christian@ showing once

aghin you can get lots of mileage out of three little letters, Regardless of their moniker, M.D,C. offers up a full frontal attack OII everything they hate about American society.

This B~ood’k For You raises a mug of blood to all those people that use the name of God to justify murder, while Who Are The Terrorists Now ? condemns Reagan’s support of the Contras with all the subtlety of a kick in the head. ,..guns, phnes, nopalm flames / stenciled proudly our

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nation’s name / so the dying cffn read who’s to Home likely won’t make the sanitized world of big league radio. Skinhead trashes “fag-bashing, racist Skinheads” while Bye Bye Ronnie has M.D.C. glbating over the end of

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The only detraction is the reDetitive nature of the music, BV.w ihe end 6f the album you get the feeling you’ve heard it all before, While there is a real sense of anger in the lyrics, their musicianship seems to be lacking, I’m

not trying to suggest they cannot play, just that they seem unmotivated when they pick up their instrumentsS6ni aftei song you get the fee& that they’6

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The dancefloor is the battleground for the sexual hotwar to come+ It is in these furnaces that the human race - man, woman, infected, uninfected will fight psychic and biochemical warfare for supremacy.

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by Andy Koch Imprint staff My first exposure to Agit Pop was when they appeared as 8 surprise warm-up -act for Firehose in Toronto last winter.

All but the most cynical of the fans in attindance tha! ‘night were impressed by the band% wildset and I personally was blown away by it.

Open Seaaona is the third LP by this trio from Poughkeepsie NY, Although the sound here differs from that of thelive show it is by no means disappointing.

Agit Pop is somewhat of a rarity in today’s music. They manage to produce a sound that is both original and highly listenablem Apart from a subtle Minutemen/Firehose influence, the band has a sound all its own. All 12 songs on the record sound like Agit Pop, but they all manage to sound different in some way.

The result is an exciting release that does not contain a single bad song. . ’

1988 This band is made up of fairly talented musicians, but this is not what makes the album great.

Agit Pop’8 reaI skill lies in their always interesting delivery and arrangements.

They have a knack for being noisy and offbeat but they use these elements allowing for their 3paringly, above average songwriting abilities to filter through the din, Up &J Go Songs like Gettin Down and Top of t 1 e Stairs are particularly infectious while not . even coming close to sounding commercial.

One innovation that makes Agit Pop unique is their use of various methods percus8ion. pop up throughout the album and all of the tracks have a rhythmic feel to them. One sofig, Three l3oys and Space, consists simply of the vocalist chanting over a tribal beat of drumming and clanging.

As far as what the band is saying, the listener faces an even greater challenge.

Those lyrics which are audible suggest they are even more strange and unconventional than the music, Take for example the two lines that make up the lyrics for The Inventor: “Ben Franklin, he liked sex a lot more than the storm’s effects / Tom Edison’s new renever thought it cord player, would come to this.” - a fitting .

by Arka Roy final statement on a weird and Ihprint fd aff wonderful album that is worth every cent of the import price.

Since the age of nine, when I first rbegan watching hockey, I’ve been waiting for someone to put a c.oolzstylized version of the Hockey Night in Canudc~ theme on a record. It took the Shuffle Dimons, a cool stylized jazz quintet, to actually do it. This inslrumental opener to the album even contains some playby-play commentary

by Rich Underhill, the band’s fanatici frontman.

This album is classic Demon zaniness.

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Oh great, another record about which I can think of very Iittle to say. Last year’s Among the I&ing was a real hep LP, but I’m afraid State leaves a little to be desired, Sure it kicks ass and all those other-things that Heavy Metal records are supposed to do but it lacks a certain spark, the je ne sais quoi that makes an okay record in#o a really tuff slab of vinyl* On Living, Anthrax Hhowed they are willing to expand the boundaries of *their chosen genre and play with its conventions, but this effort catches them

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of the Demons’ mega-directional ability. album contains . m m This . jazz, blues, rap, reggae and, get this, a country song called IZ Beer, My Dear (It takes 12 beeeer my clear; uncI 171 be yuuur’s Ii11 the morrrnin’].

The lyrics throughout are hilariously hip, In Personal Bhks, Underhill wails out the contents of some typically gaudy personal columns.

Toronto’s scanty jazz scene is targeted in the white-boy rap East Berlin Angst.

And wait till you hear Underhill’s Jamaican accent OII Demon Reggae.

Catch the+ Den4ons at the I3ombshelter later this month they’re &re to rule.

not Euphoric treading water, Some of the tricks thiy use are getting kind of stale, almost gimmicky like the violin bit on Be AU, End AU. But there are still a few musical surprises here, the instrumental, 13 is a really weird song, Lyrically they are “reaffirming their social - as well as - metal consciousness.”

That is, they sing agaiqst the evils of racism, evangelists and the problems of the homeless etc, etc, But overall, Stub of Euphoria just doesn’t grab me, it doesn’t stick in my head like Living did for months on end.

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Hymers beat

pheric, And sometimea, &e song8 Bound stolen off of Pink Floyd’s Animds.

Contrash is a reference to the differing styles which Ken and Brian play: one ig acoustic and the other is electric.

The concept is guod and refreshing and deserves a listen if for no other reason than these guys know their instruments, and their songs are strong.

But they tend to draw

I guess the band must enjoy what they play; I guess they want other people to enjoy it too.

But they failed to convince me.

The plodding drum machines combined with little instrumentation and a dirge for a voice are more fit for a perverted requiem than for music they claim has been previously compared to the Velvet Underground.

I am the last person in the world to calt for music that is more approachable; I believe musicians should play how and what they want. But if you want to be different (read: boring), be artistic, or else 1 am forced to call it what I think it is: uninspired pretense.

Here it is fall again and time to review another Suburban Distortion tape. Last year, the band took particular offense to a Don Kudo review and wrote a letter to the editor expressing their feelings.

This review is not intended to provoke the same re. sponse.

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what ails ya!” music begins to sound a little naked. I am not calling for an Adrian Sherwood mix or anything of the sort, but they should fill out .t heir songs or cut ‘em.

Just a quickie here to tell you about the Popper’s first LP release, Those of you who already like them probabl have a few of off these tracks: Aci cr Flashbock of one of the It Came From Canada compilations, ig a case in point, If you are unacquainted with them, then thig album is a iood primer. You meet their sick humour, libellous lyrics, and profane song titles head on.

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Besides being the begt album title of the year, there is little else to rave about. Although a good punk album (in both theme and music), it ig about a decade late and as needed as John Turner+ But then again9 punk was never about being needed, but about being heard* .

Ken &d Bri are a local duo with a new age feel to them. In this, their debut tape, they try to stretch the patience of this laidback reviewer with music that often threatens to be too atmos-

The tape was recorded on a four-track in somebody’s garage.

Still, their product is- reiarkably well recorded and well finished; many independent tapes have spun in my deck aqd produced a horrible din in mv speakers.

So let me look at thh tap& totally objectively, with you, the reader, knowing all the facts. The band has basically no budget and put out this tape by themselves, They play in new age vein and obviously believe in what they are doingJf this grabs you, and if you like Floyd, buy it.

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Lee’s Dog Dad

ideologies are important, people

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‘and the happiness of people is more important.

And that might not be so to us in countries where ideologies are kept to politicians , but in a country like the Soviet Union where its rammed down their throats, ideology’s like a rigid unmovable th,ing in their lives that totally fucks anything interesting up; they stood and applaud when you say that.

ruff”

Tonight don’t rnigs acclaimed director Spike Lee’s Iaiest feature, School Doze. The harried dean of Mission College is trying to deal with the political realities that the 80’s are placing on black colleges, On one hand, student activist Dap is triing 6 get the Colleie’s sponsors to divest from South Africa, on the other hand much of the student body and the board of director8 question the relevance and methods of Dap’s activism.

In particular’ Jerome (whom Dap regards as a“wanna-be”)’ the Big Brother Almighty of the Gamma fraternity feels that the battles of the Sixties have been won and that it’s time to integrate into mainstream America.

Trying to find exactly where blacks should be in America and how they should get there is the film’s main theme but Lee never allows the film to get heavy handed or pretichy, On the contrary, he kbeps Schooi DQZ moving at a quick pace, interspersing musical numbers with fraternity hazing stunts and bawdy interludes, School Daze is damn entertaining and more than a little thought provoking.

You’d only be cheating yourself if you miss it. l

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A ’ Musin way you ejcplain to them. The real key was explaining A New England: in that although the

So you know you have to go to any country, you have to think of another way of expressing what’s in a particular song that you wrote about a particular situation, and in the Soviet Union 1 had to start totally from scratch cos’ one: there’s no point in going on stage and saying: “Hi! I’m a socialist.”

It’s like me going up here tonight and saying “Hello!

I’m a Christian and god loves all ” because it’s someyk& thei get at school, in the same way we get religion at

school. There’s on and saying:

no point in goin’ “There’s power in

a union”’ cost the trade unions in the Soviet Union are even more warp.ed than they are in your country, Are we off then Wigg?

And so generous Bill, and Wigg, and Cam, and all our friends retired for the evening, resting for the next~ gig in the next city, wi!h the next gang of and inevitable pmJmnorleterB rave reviews+ Goodnight, goodnight.

Ah, there’s the rub

by Stephanie ImpriFt staff

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Last week the UW DTama Department opened its season with Jitters’ a Canadian play by David French. This award winning play, directed by”Dianne Ingram’ is a comedy about theatre; it is a play about the trials and tribulations of putting on a play.

The audience is takbn behind the scenes to experience the “jitters” of nervous tension felt by all be-

fore opening night. Of course everything that could possibly go wrong, does. The temperamental actors argub childishly with one another, while the director desperately tries to soothe bruised egos, calm fears, mediate, and generally maintain discipline over the entire company, Wendy Farrant plays the iemanding role of director’ George Ellesworth, competently enough; although’ she is not always believable.

Farrant seems

to be acting too much and the portrayal of her character does not feel genuine. The part of Jessica Logan’ the famous Canadian actress who actually made it to stardom in the u& as well as in Canada, wa8 8uccessfully played

by Anita McFarlane.

McFarlane was well-suited for the role and played the self-conscious Jessica naturally and seemingly without effort.

Patrick Flanagan’ a marvelous actor is intimidated by the prospect of having a well-known American director in the audience, embodying all the feeIings of iqferiority Canadian artista have toward their American counterparts.

Marvin Hint plays the arrogant Patrick cotivincingly.

The highlight of the performance however, came

from Tony Bristow’8 hilarious portrayal of Phil Mastorakis’ a totally insectire actor, living in his mother’s shadow.

Phil is ~0 pathetic, one cannot help but laugh at him, At one point he is so frightened about forgetting his lines that he refuses to go on stage, and unwittingly ends up stealing the show.

The play deals also with the theatre critics and how the actars react to their reviews after opening night. In fact, it makes

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Umm Sunday is jazz night again at Morty’s.

Er, there’s a monster traditional ukr&nbm concert at the War Memorial Hall in Guelph on Sunday, Nov. 6 at 3 perno The Ba City Rokrs are at Lul1#3 tonig ii t and tomorrow, should be a blast, man* November I, fie etray wili be at Stagea. Alright!

I suppose I’d better mention that the Bhuff!a Den~na will be in the Bomber for the. third annual Demon baBh. Nov sees the &onic Youth piying a visit to the Siboney in Toronto and Skinny infeating the Hi8hland6 in Cambridge, also Wddhga, Parth, AnytMng. and Bmk En#blm are at Fed Hall.

TO save what lit& street cred I have, I’ll mention CKMS’ marathon radio show, continuing tonight, starring that doyenne of discs, pro-consul of programming; Iacquie Bruner. So turnon, tune in.

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by Gletin Hauer Imprint staff The Waterloo volleyball Warriors once again asserted them,selves last weekend taking the East-West Challenge at Western.

Usually, four teams participate: Waterloo, Western, Toronto, and York: the traditional powers in the OUAA. However, York decided to avoid this tournament and go off to Calgary instead. It seems that Waterloo will not be playing York for awhile.

Coach Rob Atkinson knows fully well that the Warriors can beat Western and Toronto, and that they did, As he explained to his team in practice, “We know we’re better than ~the teams we’ve seen this year, but .we have to work hard to get better than the ones we haven’t seen.” York is “definitely in our league” and should win the OUAA’s Eastern title, In the Warriors first match against Western, their intensity level +vas at its highest this year,

another especially in the first two girnes, Setter Tony Martins went to power constantly, and it worked surprisingly well. I3oth of the power hitters, Brian ‘Dambo’ Damman and Steve ‘Monkeyhead’ Smith; had awesome attacking games.

The scores were 15-7, 15-7, easy victories.

The third game of the match saw a drop-off in the aggressiveness required for complete domination of the Mustangs. Waterloo didn’t pass well at all, yet still won the match with a 15-13 victory in the final game. Damman ended,up with a team leading 12 kills for the match. .

“I know of course that, individually, these plcyers have all the talent they need to win. Our power hitters had a great game.

Both of our middle blockers, Steve Heck and Scott Smith, had much better defensive games than they did in the Brock Tournament.

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starters played good volleyball!” lost their first two games to WaA long deliberation from an obterloo 15-7, 15-U. viously happy Atkitison, At this point, Coach Atkinson “Synersism is what we need. made a wholesale change and The toti is greater than the sum started the “non-startera” in the of the parts, The parts are not a third game. They could have problem:Team play needs to be won the game, the skills are cerworked on. I can only emphasize - tainly there, but the Warriors this again and again.” This team sahk into an early deficit and is loose and always together, alcouldn’t fight back. If the bench ways having fun. Can they keep players could gain a little confithe same attitude on a volleyball detice, they could probably chalcoslr~? lenge most teams in Ontario.

As For the first time in two years, .it was, Toronto beat them 15-8, Waterloo defeated Toronto in Credit must be given to Toronto, match play by a 3-l margin.

In who still have some very skilled fact, this is the first time in a long players. while that the volleyball warWaterloo came back with the riors have won the East-West starting six in the fourth game Challenge.

Waterloo was not as and won 15-12, taking the match. passionate as they were in the Again, the Warriors played a Western match, but their skills conservative high-ball power were too much for Toronto. game. In the past with Toronto, a In a strange display of teamvaried attack was needed to dework, Toronto used only two feat the Blues. Toronto middle. players to pass to their setter. blocker Edgar Lueg prevented When one wain’t passing, the any cross-court attack, but the* other was .used as the hitter. Of line was given, and.taken

by Wacourse, this caused serious probterloo hitters.

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Brian Damman also had 12 kills in this match, for a tournament leading 24 on the day. Captain Jim McKinnon “was and always will be an inspiration to our team” with his comeback from his injury and his determination on the court.

Atkinson stated that “even though he’s not starting, the way he works just feeds the team with that little bit of .extra spark,” This tournament will be used as a basis for CIAU rankings.

Waterloo and York are definite Top IO teams. Rankings don’t really mean much, they just add pressure to perforF well and up to everyone &lse’s expectations. if Waterloo is ignored in the rankings, that’s just as well. The , pressure is on a favoured Calgary team. Manitoba and UBC also figure to be contenders for the Canadian volleyball championship.

The Warriors will put enough pressure on themselves to win.

Unbeatable Warfiors kings of Division II

by Glenn Hwer Imprint st8ff A pair of victories by the Rugby Warriors last week. clinched first place in the OUAA’s Division II and gave Waterloo an unblemished+0 record this year. On Wednesday, October 19, the Warriors narrowly defeated the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks 6-3, Playin& a much better brand of rugby on the following Saturday, Waterioo dominated Toronto’s Varsit$ Blues and ran away with a 20-0 win, Their season goal has been accomplished.

The Warriors Rugby Club set a 7-O record and a promotion back into Division I as their primary objective.

However, the players now believe that an OUAA chadpionship is within their grasp.

Thk supposed powerhouse in Division I, McMaster, fell to Guelph last week i&lo. Waterloo’s confidence has incrkased dramatitally after this bit of pews, Playing against Laurier iri front of both Guelph’s and MacMaster’s coaches, ?he Warriors almost fhlie$ed.

‘The Goldeti Hawk paci!$.much bigger than Waterloo’s, and came into the game intending to intimidate; to actually hurt the Warrior forwards, Nobody tias injured, although excessive dirty play by Laurier, using the boots on Warrior backs+ arks, and heads, caused a multitude of cuts and bruises.

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mined to win; loose-head prop Jim Gloss leads by example, going into rucks and mauls very low and with momentum.

The loud one, the intense one, flanker Blaik Falconer, plays with reckless abandon, diving onto all loose ball8 and often being kicked or stepped on in the process.

It wa8 only a matter of time before a Waterloo outburst occurred* The referee called a few penalties on Toronto, and the stage was set for a victory.

Constant pressure by the Warrior forwards within the Varsity Blue z%metre line resulted in some nice ball for the backs.

Three trys were scored by Waterloo backs.

Both of the wingers, Paul 0verbaugh and Gerard Gransaull+ were set up beautifully t on crisp passing through the line for easy trya.

Strum half Rod Duncan took the ball from a maul and quickly jumped over the end-line near the end of the match for the la&t try by the Warriors, Rounding out the scoring was Adam Kendall, *who cotiy’erted one try and kicked another penalty in the 2nd half, This ye& the ‘Warriors managed to score a total of 113points versus only 18 against.

Also, their record of no trys. scored ON THE WAY TO DIVISION I: The Waterloo Warriors rugby team screamed th8ir way to an against them stood up, al1 of the unblemished 7-U record in 1988, qualifyi.ng them for Division 1next season. Saturday afternoon, 18 oints were on ‘penalty goals. ’ If t E i@ type of definsive pressure UW faces the OUAA’s top tiam the McM&$ier Mbr&ders in the league semi-fkak. ’ photo by Dava Thoenwn is kept up, Waterloo has an eTcellent chance to beat favoured The War+ b!cks Fre led Lauri!er ‘kicker m@de the goal atid McMaster and go on to the ,ndly the .game was over+ - - by the score was tied 3-3. It was at OUAA Finals.

Adam Kendall who, when his ofWith T&onto, the level of play ftinsive game ip not on+ play. a this time that doubts @ered theL Some advance word on on the part ofthe Wearrior?.raised mind8 of Wabrior stipporters.

M&laster is th& they are a hard-hitting defer&e game. Dea few notches over that of I,a*urNevertheless, Waterloo’s desound team without anyone who fense is what Waterloo has been ier. Waterloo wanted to use it as , excelling at this season and fense was stifling. is overly special. Waterloo must a warm-up game for MtiMaster.

A little r&f was given when keep the ball away from the h&+ against Laurier, it was superb.

After allr first place and a The Warriors could not get *anyHayden Belgrave Xinehed the rauders when going into contact playoff s@ot were ,a&red tiith game with another penalty goal. so that a quick running game cm thing going offensively, howthe victory over the Golden Waterloo 6, Laurier 3. This score be utilized: If the Waterloo forever, neither could the frustrated Htiwks.

Golden Hawks. would stand for the rest of the wards are intimidated, which In the 1st half, the Warriors match.. There were some close T dqvinated they won’t be, the constant presThe only scoring in the 1st half,. the overall play. Wasure by MacMaster will result in was a penalty goal by Kendall, calls, including a Golden Hawk terloo’s pack provided a lvt of trys for the Marauders.

Waterloo penalty play within the Warrior giving Waterloo a 3-O lead. At ball to the backs who we& able IO-metre line. The ball was run must take an early lead and keep to get *past the gain-line at will. halftime, it was emphasized that pushing MacMaster’s strength, into the forwards and gome agthe Warrior forwards must get However+ Waterloo just could the strum half and fly half, into gressive tackling

by Waterloo tougher and rough it up a bit not get into the end-goal for a try. making mistakes.

Look for a surenabled a stoppage in play .Z more, Intimidation tactics, if not A series of ill-timed penalties prise from the Warriors and a metres out. The Golden Hawks combined with some staunch properly dealt with, usually reberth in the OUAA championthen took a stupid penalty for sult in unnecessary injury.

Toronto defense in close preship game. ditty play, giving a free kick to Maybe a little over-anxious vented the score from being run the Warriors, Out of dangef from . up. A penalty The Warriors travel to Hadgtial by Kendall and aggressive, the Warriors their ton this !murday for mm&final * then on+ UW continued. gave Waterloo a 3-0 half-time took a penalty near the beginaction a@mt the Mmrauderm, gritty defensive tactic* and finjng of th? . second half.*, -The lead+ . >.

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Warriors ewri.te final Chapter of horror story and winless close last Saturday at Windsor, as they were skewered 23-11 by the Lancers.

It was UWs 30th consecutive defeat and rounded out its fourth straight O-7 season, all of it spent in the OUAA basement.

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The game marked the final, horrifyrng chapter in what was meant to be the Warriors’ first of several rebuilding campaigns.

But if there is such a thing, this game was a bright spot amid a bleak season.

The Warrior offence, a study in lethargy all season, saved its best day for last.

Waterloo .gained 281 yards and marked up 17 first downs, led by the gritty running of Dave Ropret, who ru!hed 26 times for 132 yards.

Ropret, normally a kick returner and receiver, found himself in the backfield after Orville Beckford was forced to sit out with a cracked rib, Starting pivot Brian Lenart gained more yards on the ground than he did in the air - he tossed just eight passes, completing four for 35 yards, while carrying thi ball 13 times for 410 yards.

“It W&I a positive end to the season,‘* said coach Chuck McMann.

“I’m proud of the offence, they moved the ball really well.

Brian was making the proper reads and guys were running really hard. It was our best offensive game.”

At one point, it looked like the Warriors might do the impossible and grab the elusive win, as they led 11-9 heading into the fourth quarter.

But the cardinal law of Waterloo football prevailed once again - if there’s any chance of winning, something will happen to make s’ure the Warriors don’t.

This time, penalties and some typical Warrior blunders caused them to squander the short-lived lead. Waterloo was flagged for 17 penalties, totalling a dizzying 157 yards. In fact, Waterloo penalties accounted for eight of Windsor’s 19 first downs.

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With the Warriors leading 11-9 early in the fourth quarter, they were called for pass interference on two consecutive plays, The second call put the ball on Waterloo’s one-yard line. From there, running back Chris Porter rolled in for what would prove to be the game-winner.

“That was just a terrible interference call,” said McMann.

The Warri&s didn’t roll over, and charged right back into Windsor territory.

But on a third down and four gamble from the Lancer 2!-yard line* the Warriors came several agonizing inches short of a first down. A few plays later9 Porter went on an 88-yard touchdown scamper to put the zip lock on another Warrior season of ,futility, The 88-yard sprint turned a mediocre day into a phenomenal one for Porter.

He finished the afternoon with 159 yards on 18 carries, taking care of most of Windsor’s 242 offensive yards.

Porter also rambled in for all three Lancer majors.

“The defence played a super game,” boasted McMann, “There was only the one letdown.

Until that 88-yard run, they had held Windsor to under 100 yards rushing.”

Yet much like most of the previrus outings’ a solid defensive effort was overshadowed by costly blunders.

Nine giftwrapped points allowed the Lancers to take a 9-I lead to the dressing room at halftime, The Warriors fumbled on their own four-yard line, setting the stage for Porter’s first m&jor.

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Running back Tom Chartier broke loose for a 24yard touchdown romp, Waterloo’s third offensive major of the season and fifth overall.

Tchir nailed a da-yard field goal to give the Warriors their brief lead.

WARRIUR NOTES: McMann’s already picking up the pieces to prepare for the 1989 season as he travels to Toronto this week to recruit some much needed high school talent. Recruiting is even more crucial for next season with the departure of key veterans...

The Warriors were outscored, 187-54 in 1988. That works out to an average loss of 27-8... Don’t think the Warriors didn’t leave a positive mark on the OIJAA in 1988 -three players registered single-game individual pecords.

Lenart had the longest rush (66 yards], Larry Vaughn registered -the longest punt return (103 yards) and Jim Harding booted the longest punt at 66 yards.

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The University of Waterloo’s Athenas Tennis Team had a successful weekend as they defeated the University of Toronto Varsity Bh~es, the York Yeowomen and the Brock Badgers at the rJationa1 Tennis Centre in Ontario’s capital.

The Athenas downed York five matches to four. Marcella Krajny’ Kim Brandford, Shanika DeAlwis and Fiona walker won their singles matches while Krajny and Brandford were victorious in doubles’play as well.

Playing their second match of the day, the Waterloo women defeated the Blues 5-4 as ‘well.

Krajny’ Brandford, S. DeAlwis and Ruhuni DeAlwis won in the number I through number four singles seeds. Krajny and Brandford teamed up one more time to take the number one doubles spot again. , In day two of team competition, the Athenas took to the courts to play their last regular season match.

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The Warriors currently share top spot in the tough OUAA Centrala ---division with the. University -. mm. oi Western Ontario Mustangs after two tough weekend encounters.

Friday night the UW bus pulled into St. Catharines as the Warriors faced off against a feisty Brock Badger squadThe Warriors edged the Badgers 3-Z on goals by James Maki, defenceman Ken Buitenhuis and Chris Glover.

Sunday at home it’ was the Mike Bishop show as he stymied the powerful Western Mustangs and saved a point for the Warriors. Bishop stopped 33 of 35 Western drives and the Warriors fought back for a two all tie.

In the first period on Sunday afternoon, the Warriors and the Mustangs traded singles.

John Dietrich tallied first for Waterloo while former Kitchener Ranger Scott Tottle knotted the match for Western.

The Mustangs combined furious forechecking and a solid transition game in centre ice to control the play. Waterloo managed only six shots on Toronto keeper Mike James while Bishop was peppered with IL The second frame stuttered along with close checking and plenty of stoppages.

Western continued its ciominance into the face-off circle consistently drawing the puck into its control, Waterloo was presented with a powerplay opportunity midway in the period, The Warriors were confident moving the puck and their bodies to open ice but a sharp James kept the score tied.

Last year’s all-Canadian, Mike Bishop is an alert, intelligent goaler, but the minute he leaves .his front porch, he has the mobility of a Sherman tank, Bishop was caught roaming as he looked to foil a Mustang bfeakaway gallop. Bishop failed to get comfortable in his crease as-the puck squirted into the slot, and Western’s David Jones put up the go-ahead goal with 4:~ remaining in the period, After whistle shenanigans continued throughout the period as Waterloo players sought to protect a sprawling Bishop scrambling after countless loose pucks left on his door step.

With six seconds left in period two, coach McKee pulled his goaltender for the sixth attacker as the Warriors were left wit,h a face-off deep in the Western zone, He forgot his lack of success on the draw as the Mustangs were able to control the

puck and close out the period, As a result of powerplay opportunities, the Warriors were able to close the shooting gap but still were outshot IO-XI by the visitors.

Uw’s hardworking centre, Todd Coulter, was reunited with winger Jamie McKee, This potent pre-season line probably hopes to rekindle McKee’s scoring touch.

Western took two quick highsticking minors, leaving Waterloo with five skaters on three.

Steve Linseman controlled the face off with his foot. Brad Geard garnered the assist as lx screamed a missle at James: Dan Tsandelis was waiting for the riccochet and tucked it in behind the helpless net minder at ~18.

The lanky Ken Buitenhuis was the lone bright spot on the UW defence.

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Extra-curricular9 after the whistle bogged down play as regulation time ticked down with Bishop scrambling for rebounds.

In the five-minute suddendeath overtime,.

Linseman was robbed of a chance to be the game hero by the lightening glove of Mike James. A barometer of the Warrior season yet to come, this. game was portent of potential to lead the Central division with extra discipline devoted to defence.

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The Waterioo Warriors are playing perfect basketball.

O.K., so it’s still early in the pre-season, but their 2-0 record indicates coach Don McCrae has something brewing over at the PAC. The Warriors registered their second victory last Friday (0ctober 21) in Toronto, lambasting the lowly Ryerson Rams, 87-53.

What’s most impressive about the win is that all Waterloo players logged court time, and no Warrior played more than 25 minutes, McCrae is definitely taking a good look at all his troops.

Only Jeremy Moore and Lance Lockhart, both scratched due to injuries9 didn’t join in the feast.

The outcome was never in doubt in this one, as Waterloo took a 33-25 lead to the dregsing room at half-time.

The Warriors blew the Rams clear out of Metro with a 15-3 avalanche to open the second half.

Veteran Tom Schneider, already emerging as team leader, paced UW with 22 points+ pumping in three three-point howitzers in the process.

John Bilawey chipped in 15 points, and was a human rebounding machine, grabbing nine boards when the score eri were looking, and at least six more when they left for coffee.

John Clark added nine points while fresh Andy Zeinchuk hooped eight, After two years of successful basketball, the Rams have returned to their pre498fi woeful ways.

On Friday, the Rams proved they might need a shooting clinic in the near future. They shot a nauseating 31 per cent from the floor and an equally glum IGfor-25 from the faul stripe.

But McCrae attributed much of this ill-fated shooting to Waterloo’s hounding on defence.

“We played a very efficient defensive game,” said McCrae.

“We had a lot of energy and played a good pressure defence. We took the ball off of them alot at the start of the second half.”

Starting today (Friday], McCrae will get a better indication of where his team stands as Waterloo starts a three-day tournament in Winnipeg.

The tournament, hosted by the Winnipeg Wesmen and the Manitoba Bisons, includes the Carleton Ravqns, the Regina Cougars, the Alberta Golden Bears, Ryefson and two-time defending CIAU champions, the Brandon Bobcats.

McCrae feels the voyage to-Manitoba is the first barometer of his club’s abilities. “tt’s so early right now, but this weekend out west is a good place to find out what’s going on,” said McCrae.

“We’ll be playing three days in a row against teams who traditionally start earlier than we do. It will be a good test for us.”

McCrae noted that most western teams sjart playing on September 1, acd by the middle of October are virtually ready to begin league play.

“They’re in fine form, all ready for league play, They’ll find some holes in us.”

The Warriors face the traditionally highly-ranked Cougars today. Winnipeg and Carleton are also in UW’s half of the draw.

Waterloo fans will get an overdose of Warrior basketball in upcoming weeks. Next Friday (November 4, UW hosts the York Yeomen at the PAC at 8 p.m., while Waterloo’s infamous Naismith Classic begins November 11 at noon, ’

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One of the primary goals of the University of Waterloo will be to erase some bad memories.

Last year, Waterloo’s teams got stuck in an elevator the night before the race. It showed the next day. The top-ranked Warriors had no lift, as they finished a disappointing fifth, The Athenas, meanwhile, plummeted toward the basement of the OWIAAs, placing ninth. ’ This year’s edition of the Warriors has been a pleasant surprise. In what was to have been a rebuilding year, the Warriors go into the OUAAs ranked third.

Western is the favourite to win.

Only the top two teams qualify for the November 5 CIAU championships at Laval, but the contest between Queen’s, Toronto, and Waterloo for second is too close to call.

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The Warriors will be led by Paul Ernst, Having placed second or third in alkof his university races so far this season, the second-year science student will be after hi? first OUAA medal tomorrow.

The long, rolling course is well suited to Ernst’s gritty running 8tyle.

Only one member of the Warrior team which finished fifth at the CIAUs two years ago will be running tomorrow.

Chris Rogers, now captain of the Varsity team, has develtiped into a top ten threat. A third-year civil engineer, Rogers has become a key member of the team, along with sophomore Kinesiology student Scott McLellan.

McLellan is a nationally-ranked steeplechaser, noted for his head-down, straight-ahead running style.

Waterloo’s depth really begins to shine with veterans Al Faulds and Shamir lamal and transfer student Peter Self. Faulds, in math, and fourth-year Kin student Jamal present a contrast in styles, with Jamal noted for his fluid running motion and Faulds

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Thursday, November 3 -CPR Basic Rescuer: &9pm, PAC looI -0IRA Conference Delegates Meeting: TBA, PAC 2045 C-R MEN’S

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FOOT3AI,I,

With few games remaining in the regular season, only 1 team out of 26 still has a perfect record. Dawson’s Datigs, in the A league, has a 5-0-o record after defeating Renison College, the only other team up to that point with .an untarnished record.

In the B division there are two teams, Iritih Toast and East Cmen battling it out for first lace.

IFA, on the other hand, rl as 9 points to all but lock up first place in the C division, All teams will make the playoffs but the prestige of first place gives a team the best seeding in the sudden death playoff round.

Participation this year has been excellent, only two defaults up to the Oktoberfest week. Let’s hope the enthusiasm continues into the playoffs this weekend (Sat,urday and Sunday October 29,30) on the Columbia fields.

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Warrio; himself, picked off a lot strength, Laffradi is in secondof competitors on the second year math and Spinney is enrolled in first-year Applied loop. Sean McGuiness was Warn terloo’s top scorer, placing 23rd Studies. in his final appearance as a WarThe most seasoned veteran of rior. John Gonos barely held off the Athenas, Marielle Rowan, rookie Dan Blosdale, as they rounds out the team with a cousplit 32nd and 33rd. Pat Macple more rookies.

Rowan, also in Donnell, who his been hampered Applied Studies, has been get, by an injured ankle this season, ting bettkr with every workout was 4lst, and rookies Pierre Lethis fall, but Linda Sullivan and gault and Scott Gtianey were Denise Eppich have been wel66th and 8lst. The team placed come additions to the team and fourth, are primed to crack a pair of good The Athenas, meanwhile, finraces tomorrow’.

Another rookie, ished third in the women’s 3600 Ingrid vanderschot, will be the metre race. Andrea Ziegler, who, alternate.

The women’s race barely missed making the starts arobnd coon tomorrow on OWIAA team as a rookie this the Guelph campus, with the year, took fifteenth.

Marina men running about an hour later, Jones and Linda Hachey were UW rested their championship 25th and 27th, and Claudia Hanteams last weekend, but still cock placed 3%st, The. Athenas sent a contingent to the Laurier were also forced to e?i%er two Open on October 22, The meet members of their OWIAA team was held in Bechtel Park on a to meet eligibility requirements. cold and blustery day, Denise Eppich and Marielle Men’s assiitant coach Chris Rowan, running under btrict Lane shbwed his team how it’s orders from their coach not to done by finishing eighth in the run hard, jogged through the 7800 metre race. Lane, a former race in 34th and Xjth,

Saturday, October 29 -St, John’s First Aid: 9am-4pm, HH 373 -Campus Rqc Soccer and Flag ’ Football Playoffs

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PC/XT is a registered trademark of 13M Corp. MS-DOS is a registered tmdemark of Microsoft Corp. Special pricing offer goQd onlv on purchases directly through University representation listed above by students for th&r own use. No other discounts apply. Limit one portable personal computer pe,r individual in any IZ-month period. Razes subject to change without notice. ,

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University

Princess Cinemfl, Princes8 Street

That% it for the Athenas Not enough scoring punch season,” said coach Judy that’s it in a nutshell, The Athe- , McCrae.

“Our talented indivic+ nas went d6wn to defeat in their als couldn’t score when the oplast league game. York annihiportunity arises. We should have lated the Athenas 5-Q and Westdone better.

We are discourern put a marker up early to win aged.”

1-a The Yeowomen were an all too The end result was a horrifying fifth place finish in the powerful team and may be destined to the CIAU medal round.

OWIAA West division final.

Western was a different story* The future? Seven of the playUver the whole game, and st atisers go out on co-op after Christtically, the Athena9 dominated mas leaving a lot-of spaces to be the flow of the game but just filled. couldn’t score, “It’s back to the drawing “This has been a frustrating board,” said McCrae,

RPM Records, King Street North Wordsworth Books, King Street South San Francesco’s, University Avenue The Cord office, WLU , Sprint Print, King at University Avenue Shadough’s, University Shops Plaza

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Ik Disc, King Street West Encore Records, King Street East Gail Wilson Bookseller, King Street West K-W Bookstore & Exchange Sam the Record Man, King Street West Second Look Books, King Street WeBt

CALENOAR SUNDAY,

lND$A pre8mt$ be showing “Do suspensa starring and Rekha. The 8:00 pm in the 1761.

Movie Night1 We’ll Anjave”, a thrillerAmitabh Bacchan movie will begin at Chem. Lounge {CZ

T!I@ U ofW Drama Department opens its season with Jitters, Oct. 28 - 29 at 890 pm. -Theatre of the Arts. %OO/s4.00 Stu. Sen Call Drama Department 888-4556.

The Volunteer Placement Service of Kitchener-Water!& and area is hosting i Volunteer Fair, Oct. 28 - 29. at Fairview Park Mall. Come out and visit the displays and discover how you can beC&TIe 8 vOhnt88r.

For more infOrmation call 742-8610.

8aha’l Studies Association meeting.

This week% topic: “The Power of Prayers”, 7:OO pm., Campus Centre, room 110. h8cyona we(coma

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Rli’q Road wilt b closed to traffic from 8:30 am. to 2:30 pm, to accommodate the Nordic Ski Team’s annual rina road races.

Waterloo Chrtattm Fellowship supper meetings continue.

This week’s speaker: Randy Priesen on the “New Age Movement”.

Everyone welcome, 4130 - 7:MI in El rm. 2536-

Lutheran Campus Ministry, l O:OO pm. Candlelight Euch8rist in Keffer Chappel, WLS Bricker St. at Albert.

Coffee hour following.

Women’8 cents@ weekly meeting.

5:30 - 630 in CC ‘l38 B, Please join us.

A kgInnef8 car rally sponsored by the Grand Valley Car Club and the Kitchener Water(o0 R8fb Club. St8t? and finish at Mother’s Pizza, c8mbridge. (Hwy, 24 just South of the R8QiStration starts at 600 pm.

Finish by approx. 1O:OO pm. For more information call Roger S8nderson, 885-2122, Dennis Wharton, 5767463 or E8n Robertson, 894-5357.

Vlctorl8n Hallow#en Party. The whole family is invited to join the fun and games, No tricks just treats.

1 :OO to 4:30 pm. Woodside National Historical Park, 528 Wellington St. N., Kitch8n8r.

Lmarn tit a career in Art Therapy while p&ticipating in a hands-on where no prior art workshop, background is necessary. 9;m am. to 12100 pm. $20., student workshop rate. Toronto Art Therapy institute, 216 St. Clair Ave. W,, Toronto. 924” 6221, Pre register by mail.

6 Princess St., Waterlop

Avenue

885i2950

UW Ftna Arts Film Society presents Nlephisto (Hungary/W. Germany, 1981). A discussion with Director lstv8n S&o will follow the 7:m pm. screening. This is the fir$t in a November series of Szabo’s films from Hungary to be shown Thursday evenings. East Campus Hall, Rm. 1219 t8851211 x, 3709).

Fall convtilm Keffer Chapel.

service.

lo:00

am,

Pugwmh: fotu~~! for the balanced discussion of social and ethical issues of science and technology. Film presentation “R8liabiiity and Risk: Computers and Nuclear War”, AL 206,7:30 v-n. clno?M Grati&This week’s feature: Fiddler on the Roof. Muvie starts at 9%) pm. in the Campus Centre Great Hall and are free of charge.

KM $Mentsl KSA meeting 8MH cafeteria. Make your for Friday movies and get with homecominga New welcome.

at 5:30 in requests involved members

Accounting Studenb’ Association Games Night! Euchre, Trivi’al Pursuit, Monopoly tournaments and morel Fed l-fall afterwdrds.

Big prizes and lots of fun! Slice of large pizza and can of pop can be purchased for only $1.00. Afl this at the Hagey Hall lounge at 7;0O pm, For more information cont8ctyour class representative or come down to the ASA office in HH 128. Come out and show your accounting spirit!

You’ve 8@en the TV ads. Now it’s here.

It’s not jeans, it’s not a beer, it’s a pub.

The Legend Is Black Pub. Huether Hotel, 8:00 pm. Free buffet. $3.00 tickets: English Society (HI-i 262) or PSSA(liH 342). Supporting the United Way. WOZ~ Albert, “A satire on aparteid played with devastating energy in a briliantly witty staging”, is sponsored

by WPIRG Fall Workgroup at 800 pm., Seigfried Hall, St. Jerome’s College, UW, Free admission. For details call Colleen at 884-9020.

Amne&y lnt~mtilonal Group $ wili meet at the Kitchener Public library.

Special program for new and nether members presented by Wiff Ruland.

New members orientation at 700 pm.

Film at 7:30. Everyone welcome. Refreshments after Poaoe Mlety meeting: “A Vision of the USSR”. A taik by Gwen Bradley and Dave Mitro, participants in a youth conference to the USSR at 12:30, Blue Room, Conrad Grebel Callege. All welcome.

Don Mackay, winner of the Canadi8n Authors ksoci8tion Prize, will re8d selections of his poems, In the Com&i Room, SJC it 330 pm.

HKLS sh&nt$.

Today at 2;30, it’s movie time in BMH cafeteria. Join us for th8 show, and free popcorn.

Bw Domf Clinic.

St. Francis Roman Catholic Church, 49 Blueridge Ave., Kitchener. (Clueen 8nd Westmount area) from 1:30 pm. until 8:m onl.

Fr* Donald Grayston, Shalom Institution, will speak on “Public Theology and the Canadian Peale Movement”, Conrad Grebe! CoIlme, 7:30 pm. Information: $85-0220 (65).

Frw noon concert fe8turing Kristi Allik and Robert Mulder: multi-media show and electroacoustic music. Nine slide projectors* 12:30 pm., Room 156, Conr8d Grebej College. Sponsored by the Conrad Grebel College Music Dept Call 885-0220, ext. 26 for inform8tion.

8agd Brunch, CC 110, 11:3C) am.1:3O pm. Every Mond8y andThursday.

Come to meet people, e8t food, drink drinks, use Star-Wars dixie cups.

WWRSDAY,

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SCImCa for Pea& film s8ries on Canadian Defence Policy: ‘TheTrue North, Strong and Free”, video of Edmonton Conference, 1230 pm., MC 2086.

TWSDAY WATSFIC (Waterloo Science fiction Club} meets every Tuetiay 8t 6:30, Campus Centre Clubs Room. All Welcome!

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EVENTS

Laymen’8 Evang4lcal Fellowship Bib18 study at 7:3Upm. in CC 1 IO. Att are w8lcom8. hhtwmtlonul . Group 118 general meeting, CC 135, 7:30 pm.

MOVi0S,Sp88k8rS, 8fld other interestipg stUff. New memb8rs are alw8ys welcome.

GLOW (Gay’s and Lesbians of w8tertoo) holds 8 coffee house from S:o@ 11 :OC@m, in room 110 of the Campus Centre. For 8n inform8tive evening of films, speakers, discussions8nd s0cializini. All are welcome.

Chapal#fvtCeaat Conrad Greb8t College, 4:3Opm. Evening prayer with

Wom@n’a WC&I discussion group m88tS in th8 CC at 830 pm. (seeTurnkey for specific room number). Come out and m88t women in a caSud and friendly environment.

For more information call’ 884-GLOW. Learn multlculturat folk dance for fun 8nd performance opportunities.

730 9:30 pm., Studio Marg &85-634.6.

Chme mhting.

Canadhn Council Readings Pro9 gramme at St. Jerome’s co1tege: Don Mackay, poet Wednesday, November 2 at 3:30), Timothy Findtey, ntivelist (Wednesday, November 23, 3:3O],Stuart Mackinnon, poet (Wed&day, Januav 25, 3:30), 6ronwen Wallace, poet (Wednesday, March 15, 3:3Q). .

bym#!‘$ Evm~llcat Feltowship 8Vening s8rvic8, 8t 7:OO pm., 163 University Ave, W,, Apt. 321 (MSA). All are welcome. For more info, catI 8845712.

Chapel se~icesat Conrad Grebel Cob !ege. 700 pm. Informal service with modern music, df8ma and discussion foltowing.

C, ECH Phillip St.

ONOOINO

Chdathn Fellowship weekly 7:30 pm., WLU Semin8ry

. Building, room 201. AtI welcome. transoort8tion c8tt 746-5769.

For

and sermon.

Fr1-i pwar, 1:30 - 2:16 pm., CC 135, Friday study circle, 8:CKI - lo:00 Watarlw 00 Club invites beginning players to lessons st8rting at 7:OO pm. pm., CC 135. Both events are sponand ptayers to free pt8ying time at . sored by the Muslim StudentsAssoci7:30 pm., B.C. Matthews MaH, room ation. .

1040; catI ext. 4424.

choir

Old entry games, here and now, New exhibit of muhicuttural games fe8turing Germ8n, Medit8rr8ne8n, 0rient8t and Kore8n g8m8S. 9:m 8m, to 5:m pm. Sund8ys I:00 - 500 pm.

Museum 8ndArchive of G8mes, 8MH, fr88,

WWNTS

Cacti World Youth is now recruiting participants between 17 and 20 (as of Decemb8r 31, 1988) for exchange progr8mmes with dev8loping counirjes iiAfrica, Asia, Latin Amer-

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Altantlon lonely people y now enlisting for sasquatch search expeditions.

House of Debates meeting, 5130, St. Jerome’s 249.

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WENl’S

Student8 who wish to applyfor the b&!ion of Don in the Studtint Villages for the Spring Term 1989 should obtain an application form at the housing off ice in village 1, or from either Wlage Office, and must submit it to the Warden of Resid8nces, Housing Office, vittage 1, prior to the end of octob8r, 1988. Applications received 8ft8r &to@r 31,1988 cannot b8 considered for 8ppointmentfor the Spring Term 1989.

Mlka MO8W Memori8t Bursaries. Deserving third and fourth y88r students who hav8 financial need, an exemplary academic record, and who h8ve achieved 8 high level of 8ccomplishmerit in extr8-curricular activities 8re invit8d to 8pply for these aw8rds. Application, November 30, 1988 to Dr. Neil widm8yer, Dean’s mice, HKLS, BMH 6017. special applications 8r8 av8itabte 8t the Student Awards Office.

Namtlcs Amnynww.

A non-profit self-help group for those wishing to ica 8nd the C8ribb88n.

Excti8nges r8cover from drug use.

Meetings t8ke start as e8rty as June ‘89. Fin81 de8d- 1 p6ce Saturday nights 8t 7:00 pm, at “Frlandf a social school program for *tine for applications in January St. Jerome’s High School te8cher’s ’ children in K-W, urgently seeking vo27/1989+ For a&cation forms or lounge (Duke St,, Kitchener)and Monlunteers during Octob8r 8nd Nomore information, cont8ct Can8da day nights at 8:m pm. at St. Louis vember.

Rewarding experience for World Youth, Ontario Regional Office, Roman Catholic Church (Allen St. E., interested students.

CalI “Friends” Kitchener - rear door to right of church 742-4380 Tuesd8y or Thursday* R8g386 Bloor St., West# 2nd floor, Tochoir entranc& ist8r now for Nov. 2nd workshop. ronto. M5S 1X4. (416) 922-0776.

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pants. Schnieder.

.N8Vy blue with r8d Padded from knee down. Fit mens 32 to 34 inch waist. Used approx. 20 times. Look ;g; new! $100. Call Mike 8t 886. piping

and

red knees.

FCW sale: Lada, 1979, mod81 15DO L. In good running condition. AS is, $375.

Telephone 699-4063.

SERVICES IO years baokkeeping experience. Accounts receiv8bl8 andpay8ble, payrot - costing, b8nk reconcifiation, triaf bal-’ 8ncer firGtnci8i statements. CatI Bonnie after 6:OO pm. 886-1044, Raaumaa, work term reports, thesis, etc. Done quickly and profes&Onally on computer with laser print out.

Re8sonabl8 rates. CatI Wendy ext.

4558 or evenings 746-7849. kcumt@ WON proc8ssing.

Letters, resumes, reports, etc. Caft evenings, Karin 885-4984, reasonable rat8s.

Word proceasIng wrvice. 24-48 turn8round* Ess8ys, thes8s, retirts, resumes, term papers. F8irview Mall area. Phone 8934438 8:00 am. 10:00 pm., seven days a week.

M8rI wlth Smatt cub8 v8n aV8il8bie weeknights, Saturday for moving. $25./hr. KW-area - Gary at 746-7160.

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Typing:

32 years exp8rience.

85c doubl8 spac8d page. IBM Selectric.

Essays, resumes, theses, etc. WeStmount-Erb area, C&l 886-7153.

Fu& 8ccurtie typing and letter quatity ward processing.

Resumes, essays, theses, business reports. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284. s y-m expefience, electronic typewriter, Westmount area. .95c doubte spaced page. CatI 743-3342.

War* - Professional typing s8rvices.

Offered 7 days/week, Work guarante8d. C8lt 746-6746. Pick-up 8nd delivery avail8ble.

F+ ,proi~lond worg processing by university grad. Pick-up/delivery avail8bt8 on campus. Grammar, spelting, corrections available. Laser printer. Suzanne, 886-3857. bye, etc. word processed1 $1 .m per double-spaced ppge. Resumes $5.00 per page. Draft copy always proVided, Near Seagram Stadium. Phone 885-l 353.

Word pmlng on computer by experienced editor, writer. Letter quality type, sp8Jl check, woti counts. Overnight service at $1 .OO per doubleSpaced page. Call Mark, 746-4357.

F8atwr&ta typist will typ8 essays, thes8s, resumes, etc. 8 1 .OO per double-spaced sheet. Please call Lyn at 742-6583.

Ward pI’0COU~Ilg by 8X8CUtiV8 secremumw, club newsletters,: taw. For aU your typing needs. Done ftyers, custom stationary, on IBM PC - Wordperfect+ CatI Debbie school reports, and anything else you 886-4837 w can think of that ne8ds printing. AI. work computer typeset 8nd laser + EmovP - Theses, .projects, esprinted. CaH Pat 747-9392.

Leave says, resumes, general typing- Twelve mess8g8 if I’m not in* years experience. Good ratas. CROW to university. Call 7474469, Tutting.

Fro& and organic chemistry, ChE 102, 8lgebra, beginning calTyping (M~clntoah)$l. double culus. Individual and group sessions. spaced pqge. No technic81 typing or 10 ye8rs experience. CaH 886-l 171. ” charts. Campus pick-up and delivery.

Pat 893-0499 ater 5.

An IntrHuctbn club specially d8signed for students. Confidential, ineXpensive. No fee for women, older students welcome. For 8 prompt reply, inquir8 60x 365, Station W, Toronto.

M6M 5Cl. . awh f-a, farnate noq-smokers.

Whole house, students (5). Four WAWED bfocks f&n campus4 January Aprit/89. $65.00 weekly, includes Wanted: w tour representative, Yurnishinos and utilities, 8853965 fre8 trips plus cash. CatI Hi-Life at lhomwtaa wanted, One or two fem-263-5604. male, non-smoking students required E&o Toum- The No. 1 cOH8ge tour for Columbi8 L8ke Townhouse, operator is looking for an efficient, resummer 1989. If interesed c8lt 747sponsible and organized campus re2647. presentative* Earn free trips &nd good commissions w doable room. Use of home and applianc8s.

Utilities included.

Free parking. Shopping nearby. $210,8ach l4W.P WAMTRD for two, $295. single-. Mrs. Wright 685-l 664.

Weakmnd cmunaekra for devetopAwmoma town~w to IeaSe, J8n. mentalfy delayed individuals. pet. 1989. Partfyfunished.

Two upp8$6,35/hr.

Every second weekend. r-year, non-smoking females L8ave message for Don Mader after preferrti.

Call Elizabeth at 886-2636.

2:CKl pm. 8&I-601 2, 886-5201.

Sleek

event

RIDE

WANTaD

Mafltlmar lwklng for a ride east for ChriStm8% Sh8r8 g8s/driving.

Call Darryl at 742-4866.

8umw 89. Whole house, three large bedrtims, furnished bas8ment, patio de&, washer, dryer, garage. Univeristy and Fisher-H8ttrnan, $88O/month neg. 745-l 650.

PWRSONALS Am

pu distressed by a possible pregnancy? Birthright offers free pregnancy tests and practical help, calt 579-3990.

Gay rnala, very SUCC8SsfUi but tonety, wishes to meet gay or bi males under 25 ye8rs for soci81 outings 8nd good times,‘Serious calls only please. Doug ; 658-3387.

w wt!hthf this springj $715. get6 you return ajr c?n a big’aefapl8ne, 8 week’s accomodation in tb+8 village and seven days on the ti biggest mountains in North America. Exams end April 20,‘we leave April 21. Mega pat?y! Deadline Nov. 4. C8ll M8rk: 884-075 I . arag: WM you b at the haeting Wednesday? 1have to talk to you. What are we going to do? Love Barb.

Hdth 8bdlae Logo Contest - Great prizes to be won. Submit 8%1x1 I black/white original, photocopy, cotour origin8t (maximum 3 colours) to BMH 2307 by December 19,1988.

Rachdla 6. - cal t Neman so wa can go jump out 8 ptene twether and Fd it alt before the &ams!

Don’tw your Haltowe’en p8rty turn into a real nightm8re - pl8y it s8fe - US8 condom sense. BCC x23U6, CC206.

Group for&q to explore the importance of p8ranurmal phenomen8 for concentration and creativity, Discussions, 8Xperimentation.

Call 5798150 for information. by

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months

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mymtia frd: My birthday request a sunshine vacation with chocolate, champagne, 8nd you! My second choice - a Brittanv dinner. Susie.

Wtntm a&tat, Looking for four people to sublet Columbi8 townhous8 J8rL 99 to April 89. Call 746-3403 anytime.

Apartmant wtilI&la in D8cemb8r, move in date ftexjbte. One bedroom, large livingrmm and dining area, kitchen, .storage, pt us extras$49O/month.

Call 747-0844.

Thrm mm$ in furnished townshouse. Av8ilable Nov. 1, 1988. Kitchen and laundry facilities.

Free parking: Rent negoti8ble. CalI 8867032.

St. Paul’s has a f8w spaces for undergraduate or gradu8te students for winter term, 1989. $1,752. for th8 term: includes sharad room; three me8ts a day, seven days 8 week, plus a snack 8t lo:00 pm. Phone Mrs. 6eamish at (519) 885-l 460 for further info, or come to the Business Office at St. Paul’s for your application.

PERSONALS

AdraIn, you adorable math major, how ‘bout we get together 8nd mUItipty sometime, but forget the product: Love, C hesty.

Chrts - Happy 20th 6irthd8y.

GERM, would like to thank the kind people who returned her person81 servant from menial training classes; .lohn M,, John H., Antica M,, Rob E., and 8ssort8d cab drivers. TEAM l ‘5. l

8ody palntlng tip: Don’t use acrylic paints on My h8ir b8low the waist - it p88tsIpu& off I h’s b8en field-tested1 Can’t afford to go to V8gas? Try the next b8st thing . ..on Saturd8y, November 5, 8 fundr8ising C8sino Night wilt be held at the Grad House. A $6 ticket gets you $1 M in “Gr8d bucks” which you ten gamble with on a variety of games: poker, black jack, cr8ps, roul8tte, and hors8 r8Ce. At the 8nd of th8 night, you can spend your winnings in an 8uction of V8tU8bl8 prizes.

All proce8ds go to the Can8dian Cancer Society. 6 uy your tickets 8t the Grad House. Doors open at 7:30, see you there, Eating dlswdm: Have you ever suffered from anorexia or bulimia? If so, would you be interested in helping me start up a self-help group on campus?

Contact Marie 746-6036.

Nuuembar 7, upstairs qt the Grad House, The English Society pre.s8nts Poetry, Pros8 and Pizza at 600.8ring .your writinb to read, or bring someone 81~8’s. Come and 8at pizza, listen, r88d 8nd mix. (For mor8 bad wry, th8r8 iS an impromtu po8try-writ ing contest, too).

FABn, tha regulars, think these personals are drab1 Please campus, get your 8ct together and submit innuendo8s 8bout R n’ R night. Come-asyour-fav-drink parties, goat’s milk chees8 sauce and ice craem, FA& 3sums and g& gossip. Let’s h8ve more than drunkenness on Fridayafteinoons 8t the Bombsh8lt8r. 4C Was@8nd.

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Buckwheat, WaIted: Pa~C~O~oQ~ Student to Study beh8viour of psychotic 4th y88r planning student, Must be into knives, ketchup 8nd petlet guns.

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To the Bear ngmed “Habeeb”: When wind and h8wk encounter, what remaini to keep? Sorry for the scars, man...they were never intend8d.

Thanks for being a friend through it all. once. again, my 8Ur8 sahltes YOU. Peace and harmony from the s8lfish witchy woman whose soul was creat8d below, Urpt PS Hi floyden vou fr88k! bunlon of West A-8 from 1987-88, wifl be held 8t the Bomber on NOV. 25.

The Denkster will be there, will you?

W2 ladles: thanx for the warm and cozy and/or hot and staamy tuck-in last nite. Can’t wait to return th8 favouf, West Sic+& gentlemen.

Jay *n ti: pee be me 8 dee. See 8~8 would bee 8y-ch to gee tea pee 8n eff elie’&. Pee ess don’t 8ye the eff,

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LOST Sharp calcul8t0r in lounge in D8vb centre, Wednesday, Oct. 12. call Tom m at 747-2’l24.

CoatatoI~ from F8d Hall, Saturday, Oct. 22. Dark gray man’s woot coat.

Olq but in good condition.

Bfack leather gloves were in the pocket. Inside label says “Oxford”. If you have it, pl88seturn it in totheF8dOffice(CC]No questions asked. If you’ve se8n it ~811Vanessa at 746-7592.

H@@. L08t Octob8r 17, pink &meo brooch, ,between McGuiness Landing and Correspondance Office on .PhilIip. Sentimental value* Retiard.

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