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Who deserves student support at the poll's in the Norember 1 4 Waterloo municipal election? Several candilates for city council have demonstrated they understand he issues which concern students. After weighing the evilence gathered from each candidate's response to a questi~ n n a i r e , and based on their performance a t the dl-candidates meeting held in the Campus Centre on No[ember 1, Imprint is in a position to support one mayoral :andidate as well as five candidates running for the posiion of city councillor. Three other councillor candidates ire seemingly out of step with some vital student concerns; iowever, they still make adequate presentations to stulents in general and hence will also be mentioned. University of Waterloo students will benefit most if the lext mayor of the the City of Waterloo is Brian Turnbull. Zurrent leadership under Mayor Carroll has witnessed a liscriminatory, exclusionary bylaw slapped on students as the solution to the housing problem in the city. Mayor Zarroll alienates herself from students by promising no :onciliatory gestures; she makes no promises for creative alternatives to the bylaw which forbids more than five unrelated persons from sharing occupancy of a house. As Mayor Carroll's only rival in this municipal election, Brian Turnbull's stance on exclusionary bylaws is fair. Turnbull admits he sees both sides of the polarized exclusionary bylaw debate. Mayor Carroll is intensely adamant - she attempted to have UW's Board of Governors sabotage the important student issue by requesting that the university officially support her bylaw. Turnbull advocates resolving the issue carefully so that both the goals of students and other citizens are similarly achieved. Carroll states "I believe that it would not be feasible to legislate unrestricted occupancy by removing a municipality's authority to pass by-laws that distinguish between persons who are related and persons who are unrelated in respect of the occupancy of any building or single detached dwelling anywhere within a municipality." Turnbull states "With a creative approach and an open mind the day will come when different rules can be established that are acceptable to both students and residents." Mayor Carroll's emphasis is weak and non-committal: "I think perhaps Council should try to have some informed sessions with student leaders ..." Turnbull is clear: "There should be a town & Gown Committee set up to resolve mutual issues between the City and the two universities." Turnbull's calls for open municipal government are reassuring in the wake of alleged municioal corruotion which is beingreported as a probikm in som;! areas of the province. To round out the council, students will be best served if Shane Carmichael, Andrew Telegdi, Lynne Woolstencroft, lim Axler and Ken Schlicker are elected to municipal government. Carmichael - a UW student, Axler and Schlicker agree exclusionary bylaws are not the test that should be used in enforcing property and neighborhood standards. Telegdi and Woolstencroft do not object to compromise on this issue; they both have supported students during council debates in the past. Susan Forwell would not come out and say she was opposed to exclusionary bylaws. Instead, the candidate is waiting to see if any countering provincial legislation is introduced. Certainly, though, she is open-minded and a backer of students and the university in general. In his written response, Robert Brown is very much in favour of exclusionary bylaws; however, he contradicted himself at the all-candidates meeting when he indicated he could support more creative ways to deal with the issue other than the existing bylaw. Pat McMahon is vague in his opinions regarding the bylaw; however, he went out on a limb to tell the crowd at the candidates meeting that students make great neighbors. He is also opposed to the ghettoizing of students. Student voter turn-out in this city is traditionally pathetic. Many of the candidates frankly stated that students must vote if the City of Waterloo is to take them seriously. Many may feel City Hall is ignoring the students; however, it is really students that are ignoring City Hall. For information about where the candidates stand on other important issues, see municipal election coverage in this issue and refer to excerpts from the candidates in the upcoming November 11 issue.

Sporting a skeleton costume to emphasize the protest's 'cut to the bone' theme, this drummer leads chanting demonstrators to the barricades at Queen's Park. photo by Made W l v y

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no more tricks by Marie Sedivy end Michelle Simmons Imprint staff Several hundred students chanted "We vote tool" as they marched from Ryerson to Queen's Park on October 31 to protest underfundingof post-secondary eductttion. Colleges and universities from across Ontario and beyond were represented by a mass of students carrying placards f ~ a d i n g"No More Cutbacks, "Oh Shit Another Promise," and "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." Once at Queen's Park, the protestors pressed against the barricades and chanted as they waited for the speakers. These included Minister of Colleges and Universities Lyn McLeod; Opposition Leader Bob Rae; Conservative leader Andy Brandt: John Starkey, President of the Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Association; and Bill Kuehnbaum, vice-president of the Ontario Public Service Employees Union. OFS Chairperson Shelley Potter and CFS Chairperson Beth Brown

were also on hand to speak to the crowd. Of the politicians, only Rae was well-received. The crowd chanted "Bob, Bob, Bobl" even before he appeared. When he reminded the students many of them had voted for David Peterson, several shouts of "We got duped!" were heard. However, some students did not come to hear election rhetoric; they yelled out that the protest was not an election campaign, and demanded to know what Rae would do. "What are you going to do?" Rae asked them. He went on to say he would "fight for the funds for the future of this province." McLeod was greeted with hissing and shouts of "Did you finish school?" and "Bullshitl Bullshitl" The jeers and the cries for the TV stations covering the protest to move their cameras drowned out her assurance that the Ontario government was not considering deregulation of tuition fees. A recent federal report had recommended the deregulation of tuition fees to a maximum of $2,500. This sparked fears Continued on page 3

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Ontario funds less than US; students told by Scott Murray Imprint staff The ‘Cut to the Bone’ protestars arrived at Queen’s Park at about 1;OO p.m. Both Shelly Potter, President Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) and Beth Brown, President Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) were present in the march. Potter spoke first about the “lack of commitment to Post-Secondary Education” in the province of Ontario* Citing that today’s students are the future of both Ontario and Canada, it is ludicrous to let the crisis facing Post-Secondary Education continue. Ontario Public Service Employees Union Vice-President . Bill Kuehnbaum, who represents g,ooo - IO,OOO workers at Ontario’s 22 Colleges spoke about how he knows what is going on in Post-Secondary Education. The ministry is pushing for parttime people because they are cheaper as opposed to full-time people, he said. Kuehnbaum informed the protestors that last year 11 of the colleges in the province did not have enough money to meet their operating cost, and had to dip into their reserves. This year, 18 of 2s colleges in the province did not have enough

operating funds. Two colleges St. Clair and Niagara, ran out of reserves, c&sing layoffs and reductions in students admitted. Minister of Colleges and Universities Lyn McLeod, tried to speak, but was unable to have her message heard over the roar of the protesters, This was due in part to her being late to arrive at the scheduled protest. She stated her government was “not considering deregulation of tuition,” and it was a federal report that suggested this, She acknowledged the anger in the crowd by saying there was no question of their enthusiasm. President of the Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Associations, John Starkey criticized the minister for speaking for such a short time, while pointing out some interesting

facts.

The government was fond, he’ said, of saying that since it came to power in 1985, operating Grants to Colleges and Universities had risen by 25 per cent. However, once inflation is taken into account, this amounts to Iess than 10 per cent in real terms, while at the same time student enrollment has risen 15 per cent. Another figure, he says, the government likes to quote is the $300 million given to universi-

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grants since 1985. The government does not say that ita own Ontario Council of University Affairs recommended that $600 million be given to the Universities alone. Starkey accused the government of cloaking the facts in the faculty renewal program the Liberals implemented. According to Starkey, the government is hiring new people to replace the people who will be retiring over the next five years. At the end of this period, there will be “not one more member” of the faculty* He suggests that to reduce the overall student professor ratio from its current high of 20 to I to the level achieved in the seventies [15 to I), a solution would require the hiring of an additional 3,000 faculty members. Referringto a study which compares the education in Onta-

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Starkey said the current government spends less per student in all areas. “This government is not a ‘do nothing government’, it has done less than nothing,” he concluded. Meanwhile, Progressive Conservative interim leader Andy Brandt aligned himself with student concerns. Brandt, however, received a hostile response from students.

Minister, Tory leader receive hostile welcome from students Ccmtimtd from page 1 that tuition fees would soon double. Students felt faculty were in a b&r position to sympathize

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St&key asserted funding has increased 25 per cent between 1977 and 1987, but in real terms the increase has only been ten per cent; in the same time period, student enrollment has risen 15 per cent. “All right, so who studies math around here?” one protestar demanded. When Brandt spoke, he was met with jeering and shouting, and with demands for Bob Rae. He referred to students as his friends, but protestors yelled “you,‘re not my friend,” .On telling the crowd education was “very high” on his list of prioriti-es, .one demonstrator shouted, “You sound like a Pentagon poli-

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years too late. While outside the legislature students chanted “We want funding,” “We’re broke,” and “no tricks, House, pressed tuition

just treats,” inside the NDP leader Bob Rae exhis concern about high fees and the $12,000 to $20,000 debts students acquire in going through university: during Question Period he asked the minister for assurance that tuition fees would not be raised+ NDP education critic Richard Iohnston demanded if the minister thought Ontario’s sixth place position in terms of operational grants for post-secondary education was enough, UW sent just over 100 protesters to the demonstration. Other Ontario universities represented included Brock, Laurentian, Trent, Queen’s9 University of Toronto, University of Ottawa, Ryerson, McMaster, Centennial College, Carleton, York, Guelph, and the University of Windsor. In addition, Ontario students received

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organizer fisa Eckel was somewhat disappointed with the turnout. She said that while the university sent a larger contingent than any other school, the turnout would hove been better had more professors re-scheduled mid-terms and had more students taken advantage of cancelled tests to protest. The UW crowd was certainly among the more vocal. During a delay, OFS Chairperson Shelley Potter listed the universities represented. She forgot UW. After the ensuing pause, a loud shout of ,Waterloo!” broke out, “Waterloo!” Potter repeated, and the announcement was followed by the longest and loudest cheer to that point. Many students, however, were cynical about the effect the protest would have on increasing funding. Most were inclined to believe that the politicians “just don’t care’, and that “nothing would get done,”

nour of the late Dr. JG, Hagey, the founding president of UW. On Tuesday, October 25, Melzack spoke on Dangerous Myths About Pain, and on Wednesday October 26, hc discussed Phantom Limb Pain, an area he finds particularly fascinating. Melzack entered the field of pain by fluke. As a physiologist, he was working in Portland, Oregon where he met a doctor operating a pain clinic, He was introduced to a woman who had had a foot amputated because of gangrene, yet she felt incredible pain where her foot had been. This woman experienced a phantom foot so powerful that she reached down to scratch it ,and still felt the bunion that had been there. Melzack said “we have to think of pain in terms of what it means to human beings? He therefore wanted to dispel some dangerous myths about pain, For instance, he said, the belief in a pain pathway leading through

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Ret, student mourned by family and friends by Kelly Camone Imprint staff More than 600 deeply saddened people gathered at Heidelberg St. Peters Lutheran Church on Monday October 31 to mourn for UW Recreation student Kaiulani Carr [known hy most as Lani]. Carr was killed almost instantly on October 26 when her car allegedly swerved into the on-coming lane of traffic and collided head on with a car driven by a XI year-old man. Kaiulani’s 1985 Chrysler Day-

tona hit the oncoming car driven by Harry Kip while travelling north on Erbsville side road between Columbia street West and

Wideman Road on her way home from school. Kip is in intensive care at Hamilton General Hospital. As of November I his condition is conscious and serious, The small country church was overflowing with guests. One kilometer of cars lined the streets after the two parking lots were filled, Extra seats were put down the isles but still people had to gather in the church basement where speakers amplified what was being said on the alter above. The funeral service had severa1 personal touches. A friend of Carr’s, Arnold Galoyo sang her favorite song with touching changes to the lyrics. UWprofes-

sor Dr, Roger Mannell spoke about the great contribution Carr made in all her classes. A recent school assignment written by Carr on “Values” was read by Mannell, The paper honestly and openly stated how Carr treasured her family and all her friends, especially her friend of 14 years, Linda Stacey and boyfriend of four years Rob Ayer, Mannell described Carr as the type of student who makes a professor glad he teaches. Carr was bright and alive, always ready to questions or challenge something she critical of, said Mannell. Outgoing, sincere, social, and

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r John Marnon print mff UWs first president Dr. Joseph Gerald Hagey died in Kitchener Qctober 26 at the age of 84. He had retired as president of the university in 1@6?. Dr. Hagey wan the driving force behind the esteblishment of the University of Waterloo in lQ57. With the assistance of prominent K-W citizens, he founded the Weterloo College Associate Faculties, as UW was originally known. At the time the College offered only en& neering studies. Beginning with the first, innovative comop education program in Canada, UW grew far beyond Dr. Hagey’s wild&t dreams. He once recalled, “I never expected, when it started, that the university would grow -to the size that it has+” Born in Hamilton in September .1@04, Hagey was educated in Hamilton and at

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Ayer was travelling in Queensland, Australia the time of Carr’s death. He flew 32 hours to attend thefuneral, Carr and her mother, Verna had plans to go to New Zealand over Christmas to visit Ayer and some family. Fun, and athletic are two words Ayer added to St acey’s description. “She’d try anything” he said.

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Waterloo College [now Wfrid Laurier University) before graduathg from the University of Western Ontario with a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1928. The world of advertising and sales at B. F. ‘Goodrich Canada Inc. dominated Hagey’s early working years but he maintained a deep interest in education. He served on the board of overnors of Waterloo College 1or six years before being elected president of that college in 195% The school he founded in lQ57, the University of Waterloo, has become a major Canadian centre of teaching, scholarship and research* Over 24,500 full-time and part-time students presently study in six faculties at both the undergraduate and graduate levels. Recognizing his important contribution to the university, UW awarded Dr, Hagey an honorary Doctor of Laws degree in 1989, named its premier public lecture series - the Hagey Lectures - after him, and named a major building - the IIagey Hall of the Humanities - after theretired president. During two decades of retirement Dr. Hagey continued his involvement in the activities and development of the campus, gracing numerous functions with his presence; but notably, he maintained a detached air from the decision-making process of the university, A fund, the J. G. Hagey Memorial Fund, has been established to honour the late president. Individuals wishing to contribute should do so through the UW president’s office.

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respected by many, Classes will not be the same without Carr’b intelligent comments and enthusiastic attitude. The Recreation De artmerit was fortunate to !a ve someone who was as dedicated to the field of recreation as she was. Teaching fitness was something Carr did well. She was a certified fi$ness instructor and spent three work t&m8 doing 80. The Waterloo Women’s Ciub benefited from her professionalism in 1@86 ti did WillowweBs Club in 19879l@M. ' This past summer Cam worked with senior citizens at Baycre8t Hospital. The patients, staff and volunteers had a close. and un* ue relationship with Carr. A 3 us load of of friends from the hospital came from Toronto to attend her funeral. It was with this special population that Carr planned to pursue her career in Recreation* Carr leaves behind her mother, Verna and brother Jeffrey. “She was very vivacious... she’s was a very beautiful person. She’s always been popular since she was a little girl” describes Verna. The “value paper” by Carr stated how she priortized her family as number one. The feeling of closenees is obviously mutual. August 30, lQ66 is Carr’s birthday, She at tended Elmira Secondary School where she was on the student council and the intramural home form. She was Snow Queen in 1984 and Harvest Queen of Wellesly Town&i , Last summer she was able to ta rce advantage of a trip to Europe.

The University of Waterloo may issue Carr an honourary degree (posthumous) as well as dedicate a scholarship in her name.

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by Michelle Simmons Imprint Maff On November 1, at the Campus Ce@re in the Great Hall, an all-candidates Municipal meeting was held. Both candidates rufming for mayor were present: Marjorie Carroll and Brian Turnbull. Joining them were the 16 of 17 candidates running for councillor (of which 8 will be elected). Marjorie Carroll was first to speak, Each speaker was allotted three minutes in which to have his or her say; in Carroll’s three minutes, she mentioned the present is a time of transition and her II years of experience in politics would help her address such problems as student housing and costs of transit passes. In his short address mayoral, candidate Brian Turnbull spoke about his main student concern: student housing. Turnbull said,

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if elected, council would approach problems in the spirit of compromise and consultation. He also stated that professors should not be spurned. Instead they are needed to speak in the chambers of City Hall, he said. The 16 candidates that spoke were Jim Axler, Robert L. Brown, Bill Butler, Shane Carmichael, Mark Courtepatte, Susan Forewell, Blake Hull, Joan M&innon, Pat McMahon, Mary Jane Mewhinney, Ken Schlicker, Dorothy Schnarr, Jtihn Shortreed, John Summers, Andrew P. Telegdi, and L,ytine Woolstencroft (her husband spoke in her stead). Despite the three minute limit, the following student concerns were addressed by the councillors in their speeches: student housing - the high costs of housing, exclusionary bylaws the number of unrelated people that can live in a house, parking, day care (some gubsidies are un-

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treatment as second of students - treated class citizens, transportation the high cost of transit, and the poor student-voter turnout. In addition to the candidates running for council, Jane Grey Mitchell, who is running fo: Trustee on the Board of Education, also spoke. She addressed problems such as over-crowding in public schools, high taxes, and religious prejudice. Once the candidates all had their say, th?re was a question and answer period, The first question asked about the recycling program: what steps will be taken to bring this program onto campus so that all refuse will be recycled. Marjorie Carroll stated the program is new and limited, and that there will be a move to make it city-wide; Brian Turnbull says WLU is looking at the problem and it is just a question of the adminisShortrations co-operating.

treed replied that commercial and industrial outlets should also be considered because they contribute a large amount of refuse; McMahon says they must start small and work up to something larger; and Schnarr suggests residents use biodegradable garbage bags and the banning of non-biodegradable substances. Another question put to the candidates involved student housing and the exclusionary by-law. Turnbull felt the immediate elimination of the by-law creates student ghettoes and that students should be integrated into the community. He supports pro-actice study on the feasibility of the bylaw. Before Turnbull would be willing to support repealing the exclusionary bylaw, both sides of the issue would have to be suitably reconciled. Carroll declared it was not feesible to lift the by-law be-

cause it would be impossible to derive a definition of a boarding house, open up unsafe living environments, and neighbourhood stability would be destroyed with a concentration of students by default and not good planning. Shortreed also believed the ’ by-law should be kept; Courtepatte indicated more housing should be built, and Carmichael said more affordable housing was needed. Students have to live in poor living conditions if they want to be able to afford an education, the by-law is making the student a second class citizen, he said. Following the question period certain candidates stayed to talk with iriterested students* Remember to vote on November 12. Next week’s issue of Imprint wiU contain official written excerpts from euch candidate’s response to a student government questionnaire.

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Security Early on the morning of October 21, seven thefts occurred in Village One, St. Paul’s, and the Columbia Townhouses. The robbers entered only where doors were left unlocked or improperly closed, Five of the entries took place while the residents were sleeping. The victims lost money and other personal items. The message here is ~ common sense: always lock your doors; while a lock might not stop a professional thief it will stop the average one* This year’s third on-campus sexual assault occurred Sunday, October 23 at approximately 2% pm* A female UW student was walking alone on Bauer Road when a male grabbed her from behind and tried to throw her on the ground. The suspect is described as a m8le

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Mulroney insulated dur-ing visit by lohn Hymers Imprint staff

ter the election fortunes of both his party and the local party candidates. His appearance was of extreme importance to local Progressive Conservatives as the

Brian Mulroney came to Kitchener last Friday night to bols.-

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Using the theme of Free Trade as the core of his speech, Mulroney explained how the youth of Canada would benefit from it through the creation of ZS~,OOO jobs in the next ten years. He taunted the vocal hecklers who had to addresi Mulroney through a set of doors by saying there would be jobs for them, even though they may want to go protesting instead. , The triumphs of Mulroney’s administration were also articulated in his speech, Mulroney took credit for the thousand jobs a day that had been created every day since his election: for the United Nations Security Council seat that was awarded to Canada; for Southern Ontario’s expansive economy, and for the reduction in the inflation rate every year for the last four years.

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But Mulroney did not limit his speech to free trade and his accomplishments; he took the opportunity to talk about the opposition parties. Although he accusbd them of negative campaigning, he himself asserted that the NDP had a secret agenda .and were invloved in a lover’s quarrel with the Liberal party. A group of about sixty Free Trade protesters were there to greet Mulroney as he got off of

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Students dan to pick ui transit void by Ian Lipton Imprint staff

The UW Federation of Stuis coming to the rescue of thousands of students left stranded by the Kitchener Transit strike. As of today, an interim transit system will provide early morning and extensive evening bus transportation along three designated routes - a King St, run, a Sunnydale run, and an Erb St. run (see inset). The emergency measures are being organized jointly by the Federation of Students and the Wilfrid Laurier University Student Union [WLUSU). “We were concerned for the safety of the students, especially those who have night classes,” explained Shane Carmichael, Federation Vice l%sident (Operations and Finance)# who is leading UW’s efforts. “We went to Waterloo City Council Manday night [Oct. 31) to discuss the implications of the strike for students

dents,”

The zw members of the Canadian Brotherhood of Railway, Transport and General Workers Local 304 walked off the job at 5 a.m. Tuesday morning (Nov. I) leaving forty thousand riders to find alternate ways of getting to work and school. The contract

dispute is over the city’s refusal to grant a a&cent-an-hour nightshift premium and a standard L overtime policy for regular and spare drivers. According to Kitchener Mayor Dom Cardillo’s office on Wednesday, the two sides had yet to even enter negotiations, so it could be a long strike. Carmichael is also pressuring the City of Waterloo to help subsidize the special buses, which the Federation and WLUSU are renting from Brubacher Bus Lines. Normally, the city donates about $2,000 per da to Kitchener Transit to help o l fset operating costs in Waterloo, but during the strike that money is saved, As of Wednesday, however, the city had yet to make a commitment. Tickets for the buses will be avtiilable at UW in the Federation of Students Office and at the Campus Centre Turnkey desk for 75 cents. Drivers will not accept cash fares. On Wednesday at 12:30 p.m, a press conference was unilaterally called at Wilfrid Laurier University. UW Federation of Students Vice-President Shane Carmichael was upset he received no invitation in light of his success in having the idea discussed at Waterloo City MONDAY council.

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cOMMENT

Bicycle lanes,> best solution The city of Waterloo is home to two major universities as well as numerous colleges and high schools, With tuition costs increasing each year along with the cost of living, cycling is viewed by many students as an affordable means of transportation. However, as one of the many students who cycle to campus daily, I have become more concerned about the safety of cycling in this ever-growing cityThe condition of the streets surrounding the university leaves something to be desired in accommodating a cyclist’s needs. I find King Street to be the worst, in that it provides the most challenging combination of potholes, sewer grates, parked cars, etc. to be faced by the cyclist. How many times have you counted your blessings after a near-collision with a vehicle? Experiences like this can be attributed to carelessness on the part of either party, but many arise from the forced avoidance of obstacles by the cyclist. Drivers have always complained about cyclists and vice-versa. One solution to the problem would require the cyclist to choose among the options of givingup and walking, taking an alternative and often more lengthy route along side streets, or riding along the sidewalk. I have often found myself joining fellow cyclists in pursuing the latter option, only to create a further problem by endangering the safety of pedestrians. The other solution and the most desirable in my mind, would be the creation of bicycle lanes along the roadside, In fact, 1 was very pleased to see the introduction of bicycle lanes along Seagram Drive, but disappointed by the fact that these lanes only extended to the train tracks. If the project was initiated, I feel it should be carried through to serve the needs of students riding on other major streets around the city. Take London for instance, which has an extensive system of bicycle lanes; why can’t Waterloo follow this example? I realize such a project would involve increased costs for the City of Waterloo, but I feel any costs are far outweighed by the benefit in the form of safety for cyclists. Sherri Stelmack

Depression doesn’t have to be fatal This is a response to last week’s “To Your Health Column” which pointed out the importance of picking up on some of the clues exhibited by depressed and suicidal people. I would like to emphasize some of the points made, and add some of my own. You see, I’ve been on both sides of the fence. Several years ago I was very depressed and suicidal for about two years, Since then, I’ve had depressed friends

and roommates; I once walked into my apartment to find one of my roommates about to overdose on a wide assortment of pills. First, I’d like to stress the importance of responding when a friend is depressed or suicidal. Most people who are considering suicide send out hints as a cry for help. They don’t necessarily want to die, but life seems so bad they don’t see much of a choice so they hope someone will somehow make life better so they

have to kill themselves. The problem is, however, that when they do confide their plans for suicide, they usually swear their friend to secrecy. Consequently, the friend who is trying to help begins to feel trapped and helpless, On the one hand he or she is faced with watching a friend withdraw and succumb into ever-deepening depression, and on the other, telling anyone about it might mean losing a friendship. Having a friend mad at you is the lesser of the two evils. Several years ago, one person knew how depressed I was, and I had made her promise not to tell anyone. One day she did. I felt totaZly betrayed, I felt my only friend had betrayed that friendship. But I soon realized she did the best thing anyone could have done for me; if she hadn’t “betrayed” the friendship, I wouldn’t have received the help I needed; and I honestly do not know if I would be here if it weren’t for her. ’ True, I wouldn’t talk to her for weeks. But if she hadn’t done anrthing’ and I had finally lost all i!lope that someone would do something, I wouldn’t ever have talked to her again, So what can you do if you have a friend who seems suicidal? . At the risk of sounding cliche+ I want to emphasize the importance of being a friend to a depressed person. Depressed and won’t

suicidal people often feel they have no friends, While it may not solve all their problems, a hugi or a smile, or a phone call can really make a differenceThe second point I’d like to make about helping a depressed person is that you shouldn’t have to shoulder the entire load yourself. Unfortunately, in the process of being depressed’ many people alienate what friends they do have. They can be manipulative, they try testing a friendship, they accuse friends of not caring,,etc. While this can put a strain on even a strong friendship, it helps to keep in mind that they don’t intend to alienate people; but because they 3end to see everything in the bleakest terms, they will view even a friendship negatively and with distrust, At the same time, if you are unable to fulfill all your friend’s demands, you should be honest, Avoiding the person without explanation, especially after they have confided in you, won’t help either of you. But if you find that listening to a depressed person for hours on end is too draining, let him or her know you’d like to help, but you yourself can’t handle it; after

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friend, you should help direct a depressed person to resources but you shouldn’t have to a be substitute for them* Be prepared for your friend to be ambivalent toward any helpful suggestions; he or she may want you to take the first step for them+ I-Iowever, if your friend is really opposed to going for any type of treatment, you have to respect that too. Finally, to anyone who might. be depressed and suicidal I’d like to say this: you are not alone, Although it sometimes feels like no one could possibly know how you feel, that’s not true. While no one else has ever gone through exactly the same feelings you are experiencing, people do know what it’s like to be depressed. Most people do get depressed at some time or other; the major difference is a matter of degree. You’d be amazed at the number of students who at s-ome point feel their life is out of contro19 or that they are worthless and that they and other8 would be better off if they were dead, For most people, these thoughts do not last very long, but if you’ve been feeling like this for months or years, this does not mean you are somehow inferior: it means you should get help before things get any worse.

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reading last week’s Imprint, we were pleased to see the debate over sexism in the media is of importance to many people within our university community. The Miss Oktoberfest pageent and protest have both drawn several letters, and the Doll After

House

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issue is the lato heat up the

forum pages, We feel there is yet another aspect of this issue to be exposed: the harmful and degrading photos which occasionally Bccompany your record reviews. We find this to be the most pernicious portrayal of women in our campus paper, and feel we must speak out in order that it may stop.

In particular, we are referring to the Oct.7 and Oct.21 issue of Imprint, which both featured record reviews by J&i. Ryan (a staff writer) and both displayed demeaning and destructive depictions of women. The Oct. 7 issue contained a review of “Jane’s Addict ion” and a photo of the aleeve. This photo was of two seated, identical naked women with their hair on fire. Mr. Ryan’s callous remarks, (he calls the sleeve “pretty nifty“) show absolutely no regard for the dangerous implications of this b image, Not only does it objectify women, but it also dangerously links sex and violence - a link which is‘ sadly, firmly established within our society, The big irony here is that issue contained two reports of Ann Simonton’s ture on the dangers of such trayals in its front pages. same

this fine letpor-

Mr. Ryan’s review on Oct. 21 was no better. This review of a Lydia Lunch album contained the photo of a couple copulating in the outdoors. There is nothing wrong with this photo at first glance; but when we examine it more carefully, we see the man has his fists tightly clenched, is partially clothed and is in a physically dominant position while the woman has a disturbing and horrificlook in her eyes. The link of sex with violence is not as blatant as in the first example, but the suggestion that a rape is taking place is evident. That our society is image-oriented is hardly a new revelation (it seems it was the picture of Betty Boobs which began the voluminous outcry against the Doll House ads). Thus, in a society which is as dependent on images as ours [especially to sell], and which has a deeply rooted problem of violence against women, even a mere visual suggestion a rape both supports and

tributea to the problem.

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Once agai& Mr. Ryan seems to be aware only of his own libido and not of the implications of such

an image

solicited nature. There is no third party asking the paper to run these photos for a fee. These ar6 not advertisements. Rather, these are photos which Mr. Ryan‘ the Arts editor and you, Mr. Editor, have decided t*o run entirely on your own accord. As a campus newspaper, Im-

as he finds

the

sleeve to be “boss... even if the years are starting to show on Lydia’s thighs.“ Mr. Ryan’s sexist opinions have no place in a record review. Mr, Editor, we find these photos to be disturbing&-to the highest degree, not merely for their content, but also due to their un-

print has the responsibility to speak to and for a university community. By running this type of photo, not only do you, Mr. Ryan and Your Arts Editor show reckless disregard for our portrayal of the image o r women, but you also detract from the learned and enlightened envir-

onment which we feel our campus should be. We feel more care must be taken in the types of images you select to grace the pages of the paper. In last week’s editorial, you wrote‘ “This is the decade of raising awareness of $exism in the media.” As members of the

media, perhaps Mr. Ryani the Arts editor and yourself should catch up with the times. Mous~afa Bayoumi 3rd year’bglish Rob Brazenu year English

3rd

A ‘thank you’ for everyone’s help To the edibr On Thursday October zoth, at approximately noon‘ I was riding my Honda scooter on Ring Road on my way to Health Services, when

a Hudson’s

Bay vend-

ing truck pulled out in front of me from Hagey Hall. I managed to swerve and avoid hitting the truck, but at the c,ost of losing control of my scooter, which careened along Ring Road before finally stopping on the grass section by the parking lot, while I scraped along until I eventually rolled to a stop on the road. This is a letter to thank all the people who came to my assistance so quickly and responded so efficiently. At a university that’s supposed to be the coldest in Canada as far as human warmth goes, I wassamazed and pleased by the response. First, to whoever ran over and checked me for broken bones and tried their best to prevent me from moving unnecessarily, I owe you one. If I seemed ungrateful at the time, it was purely because I was a tad on the disoriented side, and a little distressed at the whole situation.

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To be editor, Ms, Rinella obviously doesn’t realize that everything she does reflects upon her position as Vice-President. It is hard to believe that someone could get as far as VP. without learning how to behave in public. I couldn’t care less about what Ms. Rinella protests or supports, but,I do care about the way in which she represents me and the University of Waterloo. Think about it Wendy, the pageant was on campus, -televised and you are,known to be Vice-President of University Affairs. If this is how you conduct your&elf on your time, how do you conduct yourself on my time‘ while carrying out those duties befitting a VP‘ I am still awaiting an apology; Wendy, whether intentionally or not, failed to represent us in the manner expected from a V.P, If she put her placard down for just a minute and took a good look around her, she might find she has made a mistake and maybe, if she feels it is within her’capacity as Vice-President‘ she may make amends for it. Gim Power 2A English

To whoever got the ambulance (and the two fire trucks) thank you, Also thanks to the firemen and the ambulance attendants who made- sure I was all right and not in shock. A special thanks to Officer Marr of the university police for his help and understanding in letting me get my head cleared before any of the paperwork

(v@hich I know he has to do) got started, Algo, for his advice and listening ear when I really needed it, thanks, The nurses, receptionist and safety bfficer at H&S, along with my doctor all treated me like I was a long-lost favourite nephew, and that helped a lot, Surprising enough, apart from the spill, it was the best and friendli-

V.P. has right-to To the editor, Should persons in high places be allowed to express controversial or unpopular opinions? This is a strange question within a university which is supposed to be a special sanctuary for what we call academic freedom: Anyone in any position should be able to say yhat they believe without fear of censure, reprisal, etc. Wendy Rinella happened to be in a very inflammatory situation when protesting the Miss Oktoberfest pagean& as testified by the number of security personnel that had to be present to keep the opposing factions isolated, One necessary move seemed to be removing the protesters from the hostile auditorium audience who were4riking them on the way out. The protesters were at,most, a noisy nuisance in pursuing a cause they believed in - the end of beauty contests ofi campus. It was members of the audience who. decided that violence was an appropriate method of maintaining- the status quo.

I had to look twice before I believe that you had printed a Y3ullet Riddled Pop Star Rating Guide-” Is that supposed to be funny? It iin’t. Spin magazine has already contributed enough ghastly tascould

telessness

to the

world-

I don’t

think we need anymore, 1 also think using guns as a rating system for records is wildly ina propriate, I‘m a bit sensitiye aIiiout opening a pap& and finding myself looking down the barrel of a gun. Gillian McCann

Gina Power (Forum, October 21) does not seem to share Rinella’s views on beauty pageants. But Rinella cannot be all things to all’ members of her constihenry, the student body. Nor need she give up her rights as an individual, as she pointed out (Forum, October 281. She had the

est day I’ve had at the university my thr&e years here. One more quick thanks to everyone involved, and I didn’t forget those who walked by at the scene and asked if I was all right as tiell. It all helped alittle, in

Thanks.

Nicholes Mew

protest courage to. give the police and public her name, putting a signature to her protest‘ and did not bring ch&ges against her assaulters. What does she have to apologize for? Dr. Anne Minas Philosophy

Eddences of God It

This column is starting for several reasons, all of them quite important to you as a university student. The first reason is that Christianity is occ&onally attacked in the university environment and university press, This is all part of having a free press, and free thought. However, 1 have yoticed that a fair number of intellectual dirty tricks are sometimes used in the discussion against Christianity, People often set up straw men, or distorted versions of an argument, and then shred this weakened version. Or, they will quote extreme members of a movbment and pass them off as being part of the main movement, such as quoting Tillich and claiming he represented orthodox Christianity, Finally, there is a tendency to focus on peripheral issues and claims, rather than central pries. Again, this is part of having a free press and free thought, but unfortunately, it doesn’t do much for rational’ discussion. There is a lot of skepticism in the university environment to the truth of Christianity, and a response is needed! This isn‘t trivial b$ any means. One of the functions of a university is to broaden our minds, to expose than to varied pointi of.view, and the reasoning and consequences behind them. We owe it to ourselves as students to listen and learn from each other, We have to test out and if necessary, refute poor reasoning or dangerous opipions. One should explore, the ultimate questions very seriously. Is there a God? If God exists‘ what has He commutiicated to man? What is God like? What is our relationship WHim, and will we have to answer to Him for our actions? One hannot merely ignore these questions aqd live for the moment. Eve@ually the moment of death arrives and then one cannot help but face them. What I‘ll do in this c’olumn is present the evidence for Christianity, I’ve found that it’s quietly assumed that Christianity, or any religion, has beewshown to be false or irrelevant, With the evidence in your h&&. and the logical conclusions from the evidence, you’ll see that no one has proved God doe8n.t exist, ur that @beliefin Christ is irrational. In fact, belief in God can be defended quite well on the intellectual level. If you don’t consider the facts or the evidence, theg it is intellectual bigotry and close-mindedness, one of the things a university environment should cure. If Christianity is true, then the fate of your soul is at stake, for good or for bad. That is reason enough tolook over the issue very carefully.

Imprint, Friday, November 4, 1988 \

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To the editor9 Amazingly, there are still times when I see that my understanding of life, the universe, and everything, is totally offbase. This happened Friday, after reading our editorial justifying the Do r1 Hou8e ad. Before having your motives explained, I admit [like many eople) to thinking, “ImprinVs ! ull 6f sexist, ignorant jerks! Their policies state they won’t carry sexually discriminating ads,” I know now, seeing your real agenda (the total politicization of the universe-ity as we know it], how wrong I was, and apologize,

FORUM

After reading your editorial, I realized you were acting in total bontradiction of your policy, only for the sake of forcing the poor, unaware students (such as myself] to finally wake up and see how worntin are exploited! Wow! I never realized how powerful such an approach could be, Here you were deliberately ac-

criticized

cepting ads that you admitted “have gone beyond the difficultto-define limit (in sexually objectifying women)” [Editorial, 88/10/~@), only to drive home the point that women are sexually objectified! Realization of your true motives had a terrific impact on my way of thinking, and my life, As someone who has for years tried to help increase public awareness on environmental and social issues (by what Irealize now are totally ineffective methods - letter writing, protest, etc,), I’m finally aware [thanks to you) that my approach was totally backwards, Thank8 to you, I realize that you don’t educate the* public by explaining to people the consequences of a certain behavior, but rather by actually behaving in the manner that you [8ecretly] find abhorren!, and thereby force the [normaIly ambivalent] public to rise in 8eething anger! Consequently, I want tti propose some consciousness raising

activitie8 that I'm hoping the Imprint will support and become involved in (now that it has, with one dift stroke of its ad copy, done what feminists have been trying to do for years force the public to see and respond a ainst the dark, seqi8t underbel 7 y of our society): To increase the public awarenes8 of the p,light of the blacks in South Africa, a “Botha for Pope” campaign 8hould be immediately initiated by Imprint, And, to increase the public outcry over the abuse of our natural resources, Imprint should sponsor the placement of lit tie duck-siBed leg-hold traps around Laurel Creek, And, to force students t.o finally take a stand against the dangers of toxic wastes, 3,o00 gallons of dioxin-laced sludge 8hould be dumped in the Campus Centre (I’m hoping you’ll volunteer/sacrifice your office space). Don McCmcken Geog. (M.A.]

Jitters ‘performance not done justice by review. To the editor, I am writing this letter in response to Stephanie Kuxdorfs review of the UW Drama,Dept’s production of Jitters, Nbw the fir8t things one notices when

upon the close of the ‘~8 sea8on, I would like to extend my congratulations toward the members of the Warrior8 team for some truly exciting football. Being a member of the Warriors Band, I find it just aa frustrating to those who refuse to find an thing good about the team. Trl ey are those who 8ay this has%een a “nightmarish season,” but I can honestly say that the Band has on numerous occasion remarked on the increasing improvement of the team throughout “the season. Keep up the great work guys! The Band thanks the trainers’ players, support staff and dedicated fans for a fantastic season. Next year let’s make the doubters eat their words.

with either the play or the review? But even more irritating was the caption, “So pathetic*” I’m not sure if it is the author or some Imprint caption person who decides what these captions say, but a casual reader would take a look at this and quite naturally assume the play itself was pathetic, which it certainly wa&! Certainly Ms. Kuxdorf gives the play a fairly good not.ice and ends her article saying it is an “enjoyable play” and “don? miss it,” but like it or not, a lot of people don’t take the time to read an entire article and just hit the highlights and headlines, It is extremely frustrating to feel that an excellent productioh might be remembered by people who haven? even se&- it -a8 “so pathetic.” The review itself does not do the production justice. In a way it’s amazing and quite ironic how MS, Kuxdorf s review parallels one presented in the play itself pointing out one character to be “drawn. and quartered” [and quite unjustly 80 in my own humble oDinion. I felt it was quite a boid and successful deciiion on the part of the director to cast .awoman in the part of director - a stereotypically male role), .and following another quote from the play about theatre reviews in general, “Typical. It didn’t mention the set, co8tumes or lighting.” As welI as totally ignoring the performance of a major ‘and vital character in the form of author Robert Ross (Roberto Boztic) and other more minor but nonethele8s integral role8 played by Alan Douglas Ray, Christopher Reid, KellyWilson and Elizabeth McCallum, Ms. Kuxdorf cannot even get’some of the major plot points right (it’s an American producer, not director -they’ve already got one of those in the form of Georgina Ellesworth, and Phil’s last name is not Ma8torakis he’s definitely not Greek, it’s Masters). It makes one wonder just how much attention she was-actually paying the perf&nan& and hoti much credibility her review really holds.

Chththe Ladmer Warriors Band

De&k Chua 8B Honoura English ’

turning to an article are usually the title and the little cautions within the article that staid out in bold in a little box of its own, “Ah, there’s the rub” was the title, All right, it’s a fairly wellknown Shakespearean quotation, but what did it have to do *

Imprint absolved from <blame? To the editor,

It is touching to see that certain members of the Im rint 8taff have taken it upon t ii emselves to single-handily shake Waterloo students from their apathy by printing the Doll House ads, I am hard-pressed to think of a more intelligent or creative way of doing so. Does the author of la8t week’s editorial seriously think that students are going to believe this was the hidden intentions of the Imptint 8tafk to raise the issue of the Doll House’s objectification of women by su porting its ads which do just tii at? Perhaps a certain -amount of credibility would have been lent- to this claim had the issue been raised amongst Waterloo student8 before the Imprint decided to accept the ad. The author of la8t week’s editorial attempts to absolve the Imprint from any blame for running such a blatantly discriminatory and sexist ad by saying that it wa8 ‘unsolicited’ and secondly, that the Imprint refuse to shelter students from reality via censorship. Sorry, I am hard pressed to cast the Imprint in the neutral position of merely ‘printing it as it is,’ A university is supposed to be an institution of higher learning that professes to judging 8tudents on the basis of their intelb lect, regardless of their sex, and not on the basis of their phyeique. As a university newspaper finuncially supported by its stucZentsthe Imprint must re- fleet the reality of university life and its values, not of the types *who frequent the Doll Hou8e. The Imprint has directly sup-

ported sexism by giving the Doll House an expanded market for their discriminatory ads. To try to suggest otherwise is ludicrous. Certain members of the Imprint staff decided to print the ad and it is up to them to terminate their contract with the Doll House in light of the current student objections; not the students who had no say in the first place. Andrea Horton Hietory/Pol. Sci.

Warriors To the ml&or,

by Bill Robinson Project Ploughnhuem The Department of National Defence’s decision to purchase nuclear-powered submarines [SSNs] is a bad decision for Canadian security. The following is a short outline of the rea8ons Project Ploughshare8 and 79 per cent of the Canadian public [according to a recent poll) are not in favour of the SSN decision. National Defence support uf the SSN decision i8 contained in two 8eparate argument8:SSNs would improve NAT08 ability to &fend against Q Soviet attack und thus improve its ubi1ify to deter fhaf affack. And, Ccmadicm SS% will help fo defend Cartodian arctic sovereignt from foreign su brnurines. With regards to the r irst argument, there is no reason to believe the Soviet Union has any intention of going! to war against us. But let’s as8ume for the moment there is a need for a stronger defence to deter a Soviet attack. The argument that Canada 8hould buy SSNs is still weak. I,ike any tither defence decision, SSNs have an “opportunity cost” - given a limited defence budget, 8pending $8-$14 billion on SSNs means foregoing other defence programs. Would SSNs constitute the best use of Canada’s defence dollar? Our NATO allies cannot understand why Canada would buy SSNs. NATO already has an almost overwhelming military superiority at 8ea - if there is any shortfall in NATO’s naval forces, cccording to NATO analy8ts, it is in the frigates, n6t SSNs. If there is any shortfall in NATO’s military forces in general, it is in groung fort+ Spending our defence budget on SSNs would prevent defence spending in areas where NATO think8 it’s really needed - in effect, undermining Canada’s defences. With regards to the Department of National Defence’s second argument, what is at stake in the article is not Canada’s sovereignty as a whole, but only whether foreign vessels have the right to transit the Northwest Passage. At present’ this challenge comes form the U.S. navy; thereis no evidence that Soviet submarines have ever paseed through the Canadian arctic. According to National Defence, the very presence of Canadian SSNs would deter U.S. submarines from transiting the Passage+ Natitinal Defenc.e ha8 admitted we would not use force: however, the legal principles under which the U.S. asserts the right to transit the passage are the same principles under which it a88erts the right to [and does] transit Soviet territorial waters. And if the presenc,e of the Soviet Navy doesn’t stop the U.S. Navy’s transit8, neither would the presence of Canadian SSNs. The real way to protect Canada’s arctic sovereignty is on the diplomatic level, by making it clear to the United States.andother nations that good relations with Canada are dependent on their good behavior in the Canadian Arctic. Canadian SSNs would contribute to the continuation of the global naval arms race and to further militarization of the A&tic, One role of the SSNs would be to track [and, in wartime, destroy] Soviet nuclear missile submarines, as part of the larger U.S* strategy for “fighting” a nuclear war. This strategy carries a major risk of starting a nuclear war. . Canada’s purchase would set a bad precedent. SSNs put the ingredients for nuclear bomb8 into the hands of militar operators, with virtually no safeguards against misuse. Cana l a would never divert thi& material to build bombs, but other countrie8 might Countries that are considering SSN purchases’ such as Argentina, Brazil and Pakistan (all of which have nuclear bomb development programs), would be able to point to Canada’s SSN purchase as a precedent for their own acquisition of SSN8. Thu8, Canada’s purchase mighVhelp to open up an additional path for the spread of nuclear weapon8. SSNs would carry)he risk of a radiation di8aster in a Canadian port or in. Canadian waters. According to one .8tudy, a serious naval reactor accident in Esquimalt, British Columbia, could cause up to hundreda of deaths and long-terxn contamination of a large part of Esquimalt and neighbouring Victoria. Such an accident is unlikely, but it i8 not impossible. A%rrorist” attack is one possibility that National Defence seem8 to have ignored. An SSN would be far more vulnerable to such an attack than, for example, a civilian nuclear reactor, which is surrounded b a massive concrete c@&nment building. If an SSN became t ir e target for such an attack, a serious disaster could result, Finally, there are non-military “opportunity Costa” of the SSN purchase. There are-many threats to Canadian security besides the possibility of a deliberate Soviet attack. The enormous amount of money to be spent on the SSNs would take away fundi that could have been spent on efforts to end the arms race, or to protect the global environment, or otherwise to reduce imminent threats facing the security and well-being of Canadians. Canada has no military need for SSNs, By contrast, there are several reasons for not acquiring them, The department of National Defence-should look out for the real securit interests of Canadians. These ipterests lie in an end to the glo t al arms race and the preservation of the global commons, not in nuclear-powered submarines. If you have concerns regarding National Defence’s propokal to lo-12

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of Parliament and to Perrin Beatt , Minister of Defence. Before the November 21 election, contact t t e local “Election Priorities” representative to findout where the federal candidates stand on thi8 and other peace, development and environment issues Phone or visit WPIRG and Project Plotighshares to find out more about “Election Priorities.” Project Ploughshares is in Conrad Grebel College, +88-6541. WPIRG is in room 123 General Services Complex, 884~QO20 or 885-1211 ext 2578.

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FORlJlUl

TO YOUR HEALTH “Apnea” is defined as *‘the state of not breathing,” Sleep apnea is a nocturnal breathing disorder that may sometimes waken its victims hundreds of times a night, So brief may the episodes be [snoring-like gasps of air] that the victim may bh completely unaware of them and for years maybe unable to account for his daily fatigue, .Three types of sleep apnea have been distinguished: upper airway obstructive apneas, in which respiratory movements are present but no air is exchanged because of an obstruction; central apneas, in which the upper airway remains open but no respiratory movements are made; and mixed apneas, ie, those that are first central but later become obstructive. It is the obstructive sleep apnea syndrome (OSAS) that is the most discussed and-is the most common sleep apnea. Tiredness, fatigue and sleepiness are common daytime complaints of the 0SAS sufferer, Other common symptoms are deterioration of memory and judgment, particularly in the morning. Sleep fragmentation and deprivation and the changes in blood gases caused by stopping breathing can lead to personality changes -with bursts of jealousy, suspicion, anxiety, bouts of deep depression, automatic behaviour, recurrent morning headaches or morning nausea, The person with

OSAS may have regular, frequently loud snoring, often interspersed with snorting, Difficulties with erection and ejaculation have also been mentioned as being associated with 0SAS Persons with any of the above symptoms would be advised to undergo a complete clinical evaluation for OSAS. Treatment for 0SAS must be carefully considered, since the two approaches most commonly used are to either have a tracheostomy (opening a hole in the neck to the airway] or to have continuous positive airway pressure. Both methods of treatment work by bypassing the obstruction completely, Central sleep apnea is conventionally defined. as at least 10 seconds without airflow during which no respiratory effort is evident. Treatment for central sleep apnea can involve mechanical ventilation during sleep (severe cases); however, for the person who is found to have a moderate number of central apneas, treatment is limited, Drugs can be used as ventilatory stimulants with little success, but oxygen administration has been shown to reduce the number of apneas. Should you be concerned about sleep apnea, its recognition of effects, contact the Health and Saftity Resource Network for help in finding information and counselling [~XKJZ~X, extension Q77).

To the editor,

mood of the campus is to stop the exploitation of women? Your When I was reading the Irn- ’ paper has even placed the exprint of Friday, October 21,1988, plaits of the members of the womens centre on the front page 1 came upon an advertisement for the Doll House* This type d 30 yo& e&to& must know the advertising is not needed in our reaction that this ad would create. paper, Do .the students of the campus not pay for the printing and creating of the paper? Has it not been made apparent that the

Mad about word To the editor,

Sleep apnea - What is it?

4, 1988

I am writing in respect to the review of the Billy I3ragg concert that appeared in the October 21, 1988 issue of Imprint. For the most part the review was very well written, however, I found a paragraph in the middle of the review to be both crude and offensive. The paragraph com-

Safe cups

me+.ncing Tunnikngus was one of the recurrent themwL’ not only showed the immaturity of the authors [T. Blair and P. Cedes) but also exposed the unprofessionalism of Imprint edito-r Mike &own, There was no excuse for Mr. Brown not to have edited the paragraph that obviously had no place in the article, Mr. Blair as the Arts editor ghould also have known better than to include the paragraph in his review, I hope that:in the future, Imprint wi41 try to maintain a higher level of professionalism both in its writing and editorial departments.

Tim Jackson Arts student councillor To

tbe editor,

Drinking coffee prior to these early morning classes was one way to keep my eyes open. Now when purchasing coffee at the Turnkey desk, I no longer require the caffeine to keep myself awake - the heat from the new non-insulated cups gives me a burning desire to stay awake. I was told the old (safe for holding] cups were harmful to the environment. As a result, someone purchased cups that are environmentally safe, yet, dangerous to hold. Whatever happened to the democratic process of decision making? Why not have two types of cups to choose from - the new 1988 “I care about the environment cups” and the old +‘I ca?e about my hands cups” and let the users decide which to use.

Like it or not councillor, it wan obvious, recurring theme in the Bragg performance. Nervous type6 can check the Concise Oxford English dictionary for confirmetion of the validity of tbe word in question (page 2321.

Pat Quirk 4B math/CA

' LIVE @ FEDHALL=! NOVEMBER 8,19SSa

FEDS $3.00 OTHERS $400 Erich year the residents of the student Viilages organize a fund raising campaign to -raise money for a local charity* This year the beneficiary ia the Physical Assessment Clink for the Elderly PACE)* The idea behind PACE is to provi 1 e a research clinic to idenThe tify and serve the needs of the elderly. clinic will will alao gather knowledge tbat will lead to a better underetauding of the aging process. This understanding will help our aging population to maiutain their independence and quality of life a@they grow old. Please help support this cause.

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Imprint,

Friday,

November

4, 1988

NEWS

fBilly building prepare for Davis, Peterson by Renate Staedel and Henrietta barman Imprint staff The Davis Centre -you know, that huge glass and steel strutture due east of the math building - is officially opening Thursday, November IO at ~30 p,m, Open to the public, the dedication service will take place in the main entrance hall of the building,

UW’S giant multi-cotoured toadstools, monkey bars, scheduled to officially open

Former Premier Bill Davis will be on hand to help open his $50 million namesake, the William G, Davis Computer Research Cent re. Also attending are Premier David Peterson, UW Chancellor Page Wadsworth, UW president Doug Wright, and Board of Governor’s Chairman lack Sinclair.

playground- completewith and corridor golf course next Thursday,

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titchener and Waterloo mayors and other municipal, provincial and federal politicians in Waterloo Region will also attend, The Warriors’ band, a jazz duo and a string trio will provide live music for the ceremonies. Construction coets for the Davis Centre totalled $33 million, equipment costs $15 million and furnishings $2 million. The provincial governtient contributed $31.1 million to the project. UW architecture Professor Larry Richards says the building represents a commitment to “find ways to stretch too few dollars into sbaces and light and flow which* could encourage communication and new developments among the various departments and disciplines.” Tours of the building are

Do .You Know What You’re Doing After Graduation? We’re Mutual Life of Canada, a progressive leader in the fast-tract financial services industry. A position in our state-of-the art Information Systems environment could lead to just the career that you’ve been looking for? We’re holding an information session SCI that you can learn more about Data Processing at Mutual Life. Following the presentatiq there will be an opportunity for you to meet informally with various representatives of our companym Refreshments will be provided and dress is casual. We will be at Needles Hall in Room 1020

planned, and three public semisars will go on simultaneously after the dedication, Speakers include UW Dean of Computing and Communications Wes Graham, and computer pioneer Calvin Gotlieb, from the University of Toronto. The Centre houses the Computer Science department, Electrical and Systems Design Engineering and part of the Mechanical Engineering department. As well, the Institute for Computer Research, the Waterloo Centre for Integrated Manufacturing, the Centre for the New Oxford English Dictionary, the Computer Systems Group and the Davis Centre Library are located within the building. Architect Ron Keenberg should be on hand for the opening ceremonies-

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out of their money by making promises of eliminating their pain& On Wednesday evening, Melzack elaborated on phantom limbs, and phantom limb pain. He said the body is actually in the brain, because all our sensory activities take place there. For this reasun, people are able to “feel” parts of the body that are not actually there due to amputation, birth, or nerves destroyed through accidents, etc. ’ Melzack suggested every innervated part of the body - not only limbs - can have a phantom. He cited examples of soldiers who had their genitals literally blown off, but can still feel them, and of women who have undergone mastectomies and still feel their breasts. Melzack said this occurs because the brain creates the body and all its sensations: phantoms produce the missing parts and their qualities. The evidence is overwhelmin that we are born with this “bo f y self,” and cannot function without it, In other words: “it’s 141in the head? Both Melzack’s lectures will be televised on Roger’s Cable TY, so keep an eye out for them.

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This year’s class of first year Arts students is among the top two Arts groups in Ontario. Based on grade 13 marks, UW is second only to Queen%, As for the percentage of Ontario scholars attending, UW is equally placed relative to QueerVsS UW also holds the top position, slightly ahead of Queen’s, in Social Science and Humanities Research funding from Council of Canada; this funding is another indication of the quality of research in the university’s Arts Faculty.

Imprint, Friday, November 4, 1988

NEWS

Student-Tenant

Association

City Council by Jdie Co6 rove Imprint staf f Last week the Federation of and the Wilfrid Laurier Student’s Union submitted a proposal to form a Student-Tenant Association in an attempt to effectively address housing issues which have become a source of contention between the student community and some . residents of Waterloo, The proposal will affect WaStudents

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terloo residents, landlords, and students, and will create a aervice offering educational information and legal advice to the student and surrounding commuhities. Students represent 22 per cent of the Waterloo community. Current services in Waterloo are fragmented+ The student population is represented by the LegaI Resource Office which addresses only student-initiated concerns* atid. by the Ongoing

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Student Housing Committee, a committee of Waterloo City. Council operating as a political forum for discussion and resource for city council. City of Waterloo services inelude the WaterlQo Region Community Legal Se&ices and Rent Review Services; these act as resource and advocacy centers for all sectors of the public, and are usually contacted in controversial situations. The Waterloo proposal was based on the apparent success of a Student Tenant Association (STA] developed at McMaster University in conjunct&n with the university’s Off-Campus Housing Office, The STA provides a number of services related to student accommodation off-campus. These include the review of leases/licenses for tenants and landlords; handling tenant and landlord inquiries; sponsoring publication of relevant materials and seminars; and attempting to resolve complaints from the surrounding community. The program has received extensive press coverage and has been accessed by students, landlords and other community members. The University of Guelph has also adopted Hamilton’s STA model. The Federation and WLU proposal is similar to McMaster’s system and can be developed alongside the existing Legal Resource Offices at the two respective universities. Included in the proposal is a fulltitie coordinator who would be hired by the City of Waterloo to coordinate the activities in both

the UW and WLU Legal Resource Offices; th@ city of Waterloo Ongoing Student Housing CommitteB would act as an advisory board to the offices, After one year of implementa-

tion, the Student Housing Committee would review the STA and make further recommendations, If approved, the proposal would be ready to operate in June 1989.

by Henrietta Vwrman Imprint staff

women, says Sedivy, and this reflects on the ideals of beauty set for women in society. Since the slim image became fashionable, there has been a dramatic increase in eating disorders, especitilly among women. “Weight loss is encouraged at first* You lose a few pounds, people say you look great, and then you want to lose more.,. The vicious cycle also causes many teens and adults’to resort to selfinduced vomiting, or use laxatives.” “Women are also socialized to be more dependent on.other people’s opinions than men are,” Sedivy believes, ‘*They’re taught they have to please someone. Other reasons people develop eating disorders include a fear of growing up, physiological changes of adolescence, perfectionism, and the need for control, especially for those from overprotective families. All thtise interested in joining the group are invited to call Marie at 746-6038.

A self-help group for people with anorexia nervosa and bulimia ia being organized on campus. The self-help group is for people who have gone through, or are going through, these disorders. “People who’ve experienced it can help others,” says Marie Sedivy, a UW student trying to get the group off the ground. Sedivy herself was anorexic and bulimic from the age of 15 to 1% Sedivy sees a definite need for the support group. “I’ve heard statistics that approximately 4 per cent of the university population suffer from eating disorders,” cites Sedivy. “This means several hundred students at LJW have them.” “Also, anorexia and bulimia are the ps chiatric disor.ders with the i ighest mortality rates.” Sufferers are, primarily

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T’ve only been working at Microsoft for a little over a year, but in that time I’ve written a large subsystem used by all large Microsoft applications. It’s very gratifying to see code actually make it out into the real world, to see such a large audience. The environment at Microsoft m&es such turxr-around possible; the attitude is that the developer is given as much responsibility as they want. As for the countryside, I wake up to a mountain view every morning, and there are FU3.I places to ski out here!” -2uul

Bmmuu, So$wure Design Erqineer B. Muth, Wuterlm ‘87

‘I’m working on a C++ based programming environment. My responsibilities include designing and implementing my areas of the system (currently the incremental linker) and providing support for our developers. Microsoft is the dominant software vendor in the world. Our developers (this could be you) write code that literally milliuns of people use. This was a big factor in my joining the company: Microsoft has the forces to get my products to the world.” 1 -Jun Gruyp Sc@wure Design Engineer , B. Muth, Wuwlm

‘87

“Microsoft is a place of opportunity. If you are bright, driven, and have an idea that you want to get out int6 the world, then Microsoft has the resources to make that happen. That can be incredibly rewarding.” 4ubert

Atkinson, Software Design Engirzeer B. Muth (PM/C & O), Wute&w ‘87

“What I like abuut Microsoft’s environment is very simple. Its people. Microsoft is very similar to a college campus.” 4cutt

l?undell, Softwwe Design Engir2eer BS Physics, Wuterloo ‘85

“I came to Microsoft becauseI realized that I could either spend the rest of my life at some company working with Microsoft tools.. .or I could f come to Microsoft and write the tools that other people are going to be using. At Microsoft, you know that your work will make a difference.” 4ico

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Imprint, Friday, November

4,1980

FTA THREATENS OUR ENVI RONMENT by David Thomson Imprillt etaff “It is not an environmental agreement. The environment was not, therefore, a subject for negotiations nor are environmehtal matte& included in the text of the agreement.” This reply adequately reflect5 the government’s concern about the impact that the Free Trade Agreement (FTA] will have on the environment. Among the many areas of concern that cause Canada’s environmental groups to pro; test the “deal” are energy, water, agriculture, pesticide use, pollution policy, acid rain* and forest management, A few interesting quirks concerning energy show up in the agreement, A number of tests used to protect our energy supplies will become history if the deal is implemented. These tests ensured that pricing was competitive and that our exports were limited. The .National Energy Board [NEB], under current legislation, must find a surplus of energy for “reasonably foreseeable Canadian needs” before issuing an energy export license. To meet export commitments, the FTA could force the license to be issued even if a shortage is probable,

“Our biggest problem is not shortage, but abundance.” government’s position on energy h4ulroney and his colleagues have already eliminated the need for natural gas producers to show a twenty-five year surplus before exporting, meaning we can export it until we run out. The NEB has predicted shortages of natural gas within a decade if it is shared proportionally with the States. The Natural Gas Association of America views the free trade deal as an assurance that “Canadians will erect no artificial barriers to future incremental demands the US. may have for its gas.” Energy trade with the US. is worth approximately $10 billion a year. Canada is the largest exporter of petroleum+ uranium, and natural gas to the United States. The main source of energy on this continent is derived from fossil fuels. Naturally, these export taxes will be eliminated, making natural (unrenewable) resources cheaper to purchasers. During energy shortages, Article 409 of the FTA prevents us from restricting our electricity exports to the US unless we cut back the supply to domestic customers in the same proportion. we also have managed to guarantee them prices no higher than those charged to Canadiens, It is possible Americans are currently charged more 50 as not to make our electricity the cheapest alternative, which would result in an exploitation of these resources.

The FTA “will create a North American energy Market” State of Ilinois study Frank Tester, Professor of Environmental Studies at York University believes “We are to become the suppliers of the raw materials which Americans need, having depleted many of their own resources,” In the future, there will . be an increased demand on Canada’s electricity industry, part of which will come from the States. There is a limited number of ways that electricity can be mass-produced and all of them have adverse affects on the environment.

There seems to be a growing trend toward not building nuclear reactors in the States due to extremely high in5!rance ratea hand a requirement fur the company to be profitable? Incidents such as Three Mile Island and Chernobyl don’t help the industry’s profile either. In Canada, however, the insurance is substan!ially lower ($75 million] and any incurred debts are taken care of by the government (your income tax]. If we are forced to build more of these plants to supply a foreign demand, we also have the pleasure of keeping all the highly radioactive waste produced,

“Between 1975 and 1980 only i/sth of the area harvested was seeded or ‘replanied.” Steve Shrybmani Counsel to the Canadian Environmental Law Association.

Approximately forty thousand pesticides are regulated for use in the States (ye5, they do regulate pesticides). canada, on the uther hana being cautious about having carcinogens [remember DDT?] wash into our drinking water, has banned some of these and as a result

Almost thirty million people are dependent on the Great L,akep for their water. Unfortunate1 , many-Industrial processes require r arge amounts of water and many companies conse-

has only

of Lake Erie, Lake Ontario,

and Lake

Michigan.

been

4500 substances to kill.bugs, The FTA calls for our two countries to harmonize our regulations and methods of testing concerning pesticides. Canada’s legislation basically requires that the product is safe to use. The American laws call for regulators to balance the risks of a toxic chemical against the benefits of a toxic chemical.

Their approach is somewhat quicker,. would have had to

if you figure they licinse t&o pesticides

a day for the last

quently

operate The

around Lakes

-the shorelines have

re-

garded as a convenient disposal sites by most of these companies for yeara, The environmental impect of polluting the Lakes has been a publicized issue for more than twenty yeara. The problems of using the lakes to dilute wastes are many. Organic wastes decompo5e and

rob ihe fish and plants of oxygen in the proce5s. Toxic wastes are just that; they are toxic to the lifeforms in the water,

Other alternatives are hydroelectric facilities and coal-burning plants. Many existing hydroelectric plants work by damming a river, which can be detrimental to spawning fish and inflict severe damage on ecosystems, Coal-burning plants will likely be the most favoured option, and that means more acid rain, which is discussed further OIL We currently are the largest importer of U.S. coal, which happen8 to have a somewhat higher sulphur content than Canadian coal: Encouraging the use of low sulphur coal by regula& tions or subsidies to reduce acid rain cotild be construed as an unfair trading practice and challenged by the United States, Our government subsidies for pollution control devices could end for.+ the same reason. Nearly anything beneficial for the environment is detrimental to trading practices. According to a Canadian government publication, Article 902 of the agreement confirms “the US. has agreed to eliminate all U.S. restrictions on the enrichment of Canadian uranium and Canada will eliminate the requirement for uranium to be processed before it is exported to the US.” The uranium in-

dustry in Canada is currently a $3004 $400 million dollar a year industry+ part of which has to do with the refinement process. The failure to require domestic processing of natural resources as 8ome provinces currently do could result in the loss of jobs. Ten percent of Canadian lated to forestry, which is most economically valuable dustries. A good point about industry

is that

jobs are reone of our

export in-

the lumber it can be sustained by

reforestation, which is presently heavily sub5idized by Ottawa. But, as you have probably already guessedi these subsidies can be regarded as unfair trading practices,

uApproximately 4CD,MMB pesticides are regulated for use in the United States.”

fifty-four years to have forty thousand of them presently in use. One w.onders how competent these. tests could have

To the casual observer, pesticides might 5eem like a handy thing to have. It keeps bugs cmt of the appled and all the fruits and vegetables in the 5upermarket are bright and shiny. Pesticides do far more than this. They deplete the soil of it’s natural nutrienta and the land can develop a chemical dependency, Rain washes the chemicals off the lants into streams and drinking suppries of humans and animals,

Dead lakes also result in job losses in the fishing industry. Steven Shrybman believes the recent

‘%ooner or later the U.S.-is going to go after our water? - Simon R&man, before becoming Canudh FTA negotiator. been. It would be interesting to see how the are going to look at forty thousand dif ! erent chemicals and decide which ones kill humans as well as bug5. No one knows for sure what the cumulative affeet will be of having these tens of thousands of different chemicals dumped into our soil, air, and water,

amendment to BiIl C-130 wo& protect our water. Proponents of free trade will tell you we are allowed to restrict water exports for conservation purposes. They won’t tell you that applies only if Canadians are rationed proportionally or that restrictions for environmental causes aren’t provided for.

Imprint, Frid8y, November

Who wanted

4, 1988

Free Trade anyway?

A BAD DREAM’? The casti against acid rain~~pollution Pollution is the most serious problem we are facing and the “other” country ian’t paying close enough attention to it. The reason U.S. pollution control regulations are more relaxed [quite relaxed, actually) is due to powerful special interest groups (large utilities and coal mining companies] Lobbying against the passage of pollution control biila. Instead of asking for money to implement control devicea, they corn lain about how it would hamper pro i!uction and they would go out of business. If that sounds familiar, it is, hxo, the smelting

ways co provide this. These plants are r even if pollution stays at current levels, also the main source of acid rain, which Haiti, Greece, and North Africa have is threattiing our very existence. . lost theif tretiover within record&d hisMajor plants in the American midtory and have seen most of their water west are dumping tonnes of acid rain in and arable land disappear with it, Trees the northeast (Quebec, Vermont, and also play an important role in absorbing

‘Lmost deciduous forests iu Quebec will be dead within twenty yea& the New England area), In recent years, Quebec has seen the firsthand affects of poisonous r&n falling on their environmerit. Researchers have found that nitric and sulphuric acid deposited in the soil leeches vital nutrients such as magnesium, calcium, and potassium below the

’

carbon dioxide, which is causing the “greenhouse effect? We are just beginning to see the culminating effects of assaulting the environmept with poisons for ao many years, Canada has a program to reduce the nation’s sulphur dioxide emissions fifty percent by lg@% This is good, but we must act faster. Acid rain is threatening our lives. The American Lung Association estimates that QO,UOOAmericans die per year from breathing sulphate emissions in the air. There is irrefutable evidence that it is killing the forests, the lakes, and their inhabitants. We live in the same environment as the fish and the forests, and they are dying, How much pollution can humans take before feeling the effects. Or have we already, but just don’t know it? Nothing in the FTA provides for the reduction of acid rain. American utilities might actually look upon our crown corporations as having an advantage by not having to pay corporate taxes and could seek looser pollution regulations to balance the scale. At least one environmental group in Canada believes the FTA “may actually undermine our acid rain control objectives.” l

Praise for Turner

Luckily John Turner has forced an election before the Prime Minister tried pushing this so-called deal past Canadians. The government hasn’t done one study on how the deal will affect the environment, This slack of concern on such a monumental issue could be construed as asinine. Most Canadians who glance at reality every now and then have noticed most businesses are for the trade dial while environmentalists are one hundred percent opposed. This could be a hint. If you are concerned about the environment we live in and want to preserve it, please let Brian Mulroney know your feelings on November 21.

Views of a UW profeskor

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Photo by W.P.1.R.G company in Sudbury used to make the same claim over and over until the government stepped in and made them reduce emissions. They reduced .their emissions by two-thirds and are showing more

profit

Due to increased

than

ever before. industrialization

‘. of

the world, more energy is being consumed and in most cases more pollution is generated. A lot of North American

energy comes from coal-fired plants in the US. and Canada. The demand -- - on Canada’s energy industry will be increased if the FTA is passed, and as mentioned before, coal-burning plants -would be one of the more favourable

reach of the tree’s roots. Therefore the tree; can’t absorb these essential nutrients but are instead poisoned by solid metals that are broken down by the .. acids. Around 1980, maple trees in Quebec itarted

to die off at an exceadvely

high

rate. Most of the maple trees in Quebec are now either dead or dying. The Quebec Government has announced there could be an end to their maple syrup industry, . . . the - largest inm the. world - -?J ---I-in ieSs than ten years aue 10 acla ram. They als! have~ .prfficted!hat .allin . large mm trees ant/ most . . deciduous . ,-,. rorests ~ . uuebec WM

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twenty

years

George Priddle, a professor df Environmental Studies is one of the people at the university who is an opponent of free trade. Concerning energy, Mr. Priddle is amazed we’re still burning fossil fuels for heating and electrical purposes, He recalled reading a lW32 report submitted to the President of the United States that said the U% shouldn’t have been burning fossil fuels at that time, Now we’re burning more than ever before. The major sources of acid rain are thermogenerators and cars; cars producing nitrates and the former producing sulphur dioxide. Had one-tenth the money a ent on defense been spent on the deve ropment of an electric car, “we’d all be plugging in our cars at night,” he said. We don’t do enough toward cleaning up the environment, and the FTA doesn’t help. In the government’s promotional pamphlets, the word environment isn’t even mentioned, says Mr. Priddle, A UN task force (The Bruntland Comission] determined you can no longer separate ecology and economy, Griddle asserts that despite this finding, “everything the government does as far as environment will have to be, by definition, after the fact. In other words, it will be a band-aid approach.” During the negotiations, there was talk of implementing the Grand Canal scheme, he said, This idea is over thirty years old and involves damming James Bay, and reversing the flow of water. The water that flows north into Hudson’s Bay would be force,d to flow south into the Great Lakes watershed, which would allow increased output of water from the Lakes. He says a lot of midwestern states, and even California would like to get our water.

“It’s like a bad dream. It won’t go away” - Mr. Priddle on Grand Canal scheme In terms of forestry, he agre& that subsidization is heavy in Canada, and there is no definition of what a subsidy is. What we do is subsidize, what they do is something else.” In his view, the forest industry is only concerned about the bottom line, They have exceeded cutting limits before and reforestation efforts are feeble, ‘We have alieady seen the American’s lack.of desire to play fair when it comes to forest products.” Jobs will be lost when American branch plants find they can produce their product cheaper in the States and ship it up here. “The only reason they put branches up here, was because it was the only way they could penetrate the market l ‘* Canadian pesticide regulations will very likely become weaker, he said. “My sense is that the most immediate reaction would be to go to the guy who has the least demanding standard? His alternative to the present agreement would be to work out deals sector by sector, similar to the way the auto pact was negotiated, This is a proven method of effective trade that both countries agree upon. On automobile manufacturini, Piof. Priddle concludes there is going to be more production than the North American market can absorb. This will lead to joba,

the

GM going to protect fi+st? The guys in Michigan or the guys in Onta.rio?” If you are concerned about the FTA and it’s environmental affects, booklets ‘We’re going to get wheeled out of Our stmm”

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Infringement our By now most punk rock zealots are probably aware of another attack on their music in the form of criminal charges. Victoria B.C. hardcore veterans, The Day lo Abortions, are under fire for tt eir allegedly offensive record releases. Ben Hoffman, owner of Fringe Product Records and the corporation which owns the Record Peddler distribution/outlet, has been formally charged with unlawful possession and distribution of obscene material, This is the first time such charges have been laid in Canada. Apparently a Nepean police officer had noticed a copy of one of the band’s albums in his daughter’s possession. After a four-month investigation, Nepean police seized hundreda of copies of both of the band’s L.P.‘s: Feed Us A Fetus and Here Today, Guano Tomorrow+ In speaking to Hoffman, it was discovered the preliminary hear-

Lawyer

cent and deliberately coarse as that of the Dayglo’s is not easy to defend, fans of alternative and of most forms of contemporary music should be concerned about the possible ramifications of a decision favoring the prosecutor,

right to decide what is offensive and what is not? One needs to go no further than the local movie rental store to rent a volume from the “Gross Jokes’.’collection to find lots of childish profanity and stupid humour, As Jello Biafra once sang in a Dead

The persecution in this case almost self-defeating; it gives the records in question much more exposure than they would have ever gotten in the first place. You’d be lucky to find any of the Dayglo’s discs in a quarter of Canada’s record seems

Legal costs could be staggering

has been rescheduled for November 10 in Ottawa, A lawyer has been retained by Fringe and the defense is expected to be based on proving the charges unconstitutional. ing

There are a number of reasons why such a situation is undesirable. While mate&d as adoles-

Tasteless - yes, but is it ubscem? An unfortunate precedent could be set making many other Canadian artists easy targets of any person or interest group that may take offense at the words or imagery found on any record album. Sure the Dayglo Abortions can be offensive, but who has the

Kennedy’s song: “Where do you draw the line?” The Dead Kennedy’s faced similar charges last year over a poster included with their Frunkenchrist L. P, The case was eventually dismissed, but only after a hardfought court battle in which Biafra and company dished out thousands in legal costs,

lucky to sell a few thousand. The reason they don’t likely has something to do with the funds available for proper legal defense in either case. With regards to the Frankenchrist incident9 authorities reportedly felt that going after small indie labels was a cost-effective way of combating “indecency” in rock, In this case, Ben Hoffman expects that legal costs could easily top a staggering $50,000, an amount .that could put a small label like Fringe out of business. A defense fund is currently being set up to raise cash and the feasibility of benefit concerts and a benefit album is being considered,

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to what they sounded like! It would seem logical that if the moral entrepreneurs out there are so insistent upon going after so-called obscene artists, they should concentrate their efforts on some of the violent, sexist metal bands that sell millioni of albums, rather than an independent artist that would be

stores; even if you did, they’d probably be stuck in an indew Anyone who is interested in pendent or hardcore section out moral or financial of the view of an average providing support is encouraged to write shopper. Word from Dr. Disc is that to: Friqe Product/ P.0~ Box 6701 Station A/ Toronto Ont.1 M5Wsales jumped the weekend after IGz. the charges were announced. Some customers purchasing a Dayglo record even inquired as Andy Koch

UlC’assault every eardrum -. at Huether by Chris wodskou Imprint staff The eighty or so souls lurking about the upstairs room* at The Huether Hotel for UIC’s show last Thursday were treated to an opening performance by one N. Cognito [not his real name], Clad in white makeup with black circles around the eyes [like a skull, geddit?), Mr. Cognito ranted and raved about those three quintessential motifs of poetry in K-W - sex, death, and castration at the top of his poor, beleaguered, angst-ridden lungs, He also banged a series of gongs and garbage can lid-like devices at the utterance of significant words - like “sex,” “death,” and “cock” - and flogged the floor with something resembling a cat o’ nine tails every time he repeated the line: “And all my cells have

been

replaced

three

times!!!” I’ll let you draw your own conclusions from that. Local talent took the stage again shortly thereafter in the form of,The Rhinos (no, I don’t know their political affiliation]. Looking like they bought their entire wardrobe from Green Acrd Mr Haney, this four-

piece outfit played a likable, if less than riveting brand of guitar-pop reminiscent of T:O.‘s favourite hosers, The Rheostatics. They opened with In The Mood and immediately put everyone off-guard; the rest of their set was marked by odd covers, tight and

adventurous consistent

musicianship’ tunefulness, Not

and a bad showing at all and a band

Thunderous

buzz

stage as has seldom been done before. Exactly what vocalist Smoking Dave Robinson ingested before the show is open to speculation, but it sure as hell wasn’t downers, Robinson bounced and jolted around covered

as though

as just

another

the floor

was

with glowing hot coals, slashed and punched the air full of unseen foes and demons, and bellowed like his pants were on fire. It’s easy to categorize UIC countr

-garage-

thrash band, but Smo i in’ Dave has one hell of a cavernous set of to keep your eye on if you’ve yet ’ pipe.s and must surely rank as to see them, one of the most powerful singers on the Toronto front. The thunderous. buzz of guiI probably wouId have entars wouldn’t cease its assault of joyed the opening acts [or at every eardrum within city limits least The Rhinos) more if I hadn’t until after encores of their spiritbeen too busy being impatient ual fathers, The Stooges,’ Come for UIC, speaking of ,hosers, to On and an unspeakably, intense come on. Exeter, Ont‘s favourite rt!ading of their own I’m Alive renegade sons have never been as if there was any doubt And in known to put on a lackluster case your UIC fix is far from satshow - Thursday night was the isfied, they’ll be playing tonight best I’ve ever seen them. in Trawna at Lee’s Palace where they promise they’ll be recording As dapper as ever, looking like a live album. Go and scream five backwoods grunts who just stumbled into town for a night of your lungs out to show their as yet unconquered masses of fans drinking, doughnuts, and vanwhat a great live band UIC is. dalism, UIC laid waste to the

Smokin’ Dave Robinson an&her beer.”

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4, 1988

Director of Mephisto

Hu-ngary’s Szabo better than borscht by Chris Wochkou Imprint staff

Censorship, propaganda, and the immense obstacles in the way of creative film production in the Eastern Bloc were just some of the topics discussed when Academy Award-winning Hungarian film director I&van Szabo vi&d East Campus Hall

become a spokesman for Nazism and cultural nationalism, While Mephisto is impeccably shot and written, the overwhelming element of the film is the electrifying performance of Brandauer, who also stars in COIone RedI .and H-m+ and personifies what Szabo calls “presence,” “After the message, casting is

an actor, it’s behe talent to be u don’t like an because he’s not

wheels are at w

aria Brandauer role of Hendrik Hofgen, an artist of compulsive theatrical genius. Hofgen begins the film as a relatively modest, yet extremely talented, obsessed, and ambitious actor with a flair for the role of Mephistopheles, fiofgen*is hardly an evil character, having a passion that borders on psychosis, but becomes unwittingly ruthless- in his drive for the top rung; he be-

really the only decadent, cynical part of Mephisto.” Szabo, for his part,, was somewhat cagey in assessing the popularity of his films in Hungary: “IVs not possible to be a prophet in your own country. If I say my films are popular in Hungary, I don’t want to say I’m more popular than ML Spielberg. He’s like... hamburgers - everywhere, American film! are the

“I like Spielberg. When you’re tired, sometimes you just want to be entertained.” comes a skilled brown-noser, cosying up to Nazi officials and using connections whenever they’ll help him while his colleagues in “this jew-ridden business” drop one by one in unfortunate “accidents,” In cultivating a friendship with a Nazi Prime Minister, a strangely sinister patron of the arts [something like Hitler, actually, whose love of Wagner is well-documented), Hofgen rises to the top of German theatre and Nazi society, compromising himself in the naive hope that Nazi officials make concessions to him out of their love for the arts when in fact, they are grooming him to

most popular in Hungary like everywhere else? Which propels us into the next logical question.,. So, Mr. Szabo, what do you think of (gasp, wheeze) American film? “Some pf it is very good, like woody Allen and John Casavetes, people who have their own sort of universe and try to say something important about life that will help me in my own life. But, if I’m tired and I want to see movement, I like Spielberg. When you’re tired, sometimes you just want to be entertained. My father was a doctor; he was an educated man and a busy man and all he read was Agatha

Christie. And he was not a bad only an expert at organization, but also must be an master of man,” he says with a winningly compromise, deadpan sense of ironic wit. “But if you ask me and we’re in a uniSzabo maintains, however, that “there are good compromversity, I’ll say Casavetes,” ises and bad compromises - it’s American film may hold a monopoly on escapist action films, not always easy to tell which is good and which is bad. But my but it is u&niabIy lacking in profession is very difficult. You politically conscious mov@s, something that the hi&tory of’ Middle and Eastern Europe makes unavoidable in the art of -- Good and bad that area, Historically a politicompromises cally volatile area, the past three hundred years, have been marked by war and strife - art can? do it without compromise.” that ia not in some way informed The most important thing is by history and politics is unthinthat one doesn’t compromise kable since it touches everyone’s oneself and ohe’a values as Hoflife. Mephieto, Szabo expleined, gen does in Mephisto: “Censoris like ‘Colonel Red1 and Hu- ship has different faces: there is nuseen in this respect, since all political censorship in different three deal with “the challenge of countries’ sometimes money history and how a character makes it possible or impossible rises to it.” to do certain things. The wofst censorship of all is self-censorAs one can imagine the intership. You know what is impordependence of art and politics for yourself, and if you’re f I tant willing to change those things 66The challenge for success, that’s a sad thing. I Iike success - you need it in my of history” profession to get money from stupid producers - but it’s not the most important thing.” can become a point of contention The government is definitely when the filth industry (like tovery concerned about what -goes bacco and alcohol, smirks on the screen* Kecskemeti: “HunSzabo) is state-run: fifty percent of Mephiato’s budget was supp- gary has a huge national debt the largest per capita in the lied by the Hungarian Ministry of Culture, .necessitating that a Eastern bloc: if the Ministry of Droducer/director has to be not Culture gives you money, they

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want the film to serve some sort of propaganda goal, They sometimes help films that aren’t openly advocative, and there is som&efreedom in the system if they allow a movie like Mephisto to be made - although it was pretty harmless to the government” Propaganda, though, has a somewhat broader and more pervasive meaning to Szabo: “That word is a hard one. It makes me think of Dr. Goebbels or Stalinist propaganda, but it’s also all over the TV in everything from Dynasty to Koiak or something else from Burbank, California. All the details like cars, refrigerators, flats, etc. show a way of life, and people in Japan or India or Hungary have to have those cars and refrigera; tars. If you like, that’s propaganda, TV is a terrible power it’s second-hand propaganda and it’s working. For instance, I love Paris. I used to love all those Continued

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McDonald’s It’s the”sarne now in Hungary.” With gZctsnost’s slackening, of the reins, however, Hungarian film should, in Szabo’s words, “become more honest”; Kecskemeti already sees positive signs headed in that direction, especially in the form of such critically acclaimed films as Lothar’s Time Stand@ Still, a touching and occasionally hilarious coming-of-age tale centered around the events of jg56* “That is iust one example of a whole wavi of new film; There

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With the future of Hungarian film apparently brightening and Szabo’s reputation secure, does he see any real-life Mephistos in today’s world? “In what country?” He breaks into a chuckle and thenbecomes quite ssrious again, “Everyone who thinks they’re intellectual and talented, everyone who thinks he has the right to use power, who is willing to compromise for success, who needs success and needs to be loved by evervone - that person is verv” open to danger.” *

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Last Friday, October 28, The Guild Show officially opened at St. Jerome’s Library, With this show, some of the mystery of the new East Campus Hall is brought to light for the rest of the university to enjoy. Fine Arts has tended to be an afterthought on a Campus devoted to engineering, math and science. Yet Waterloo is very fortunate to have the very distinguished faculty and excellent new facilities occu ying the distant Phillip street rl uilding. The mandate of the show was to reveal the wide variety of both

mediums and messages presently being created by Fine Arts students; in this they certainly succeeded, There are examples of sculpture, oils, watercolors, and lithographs. The show was . open to all students to make sub-

missions, and the resulting exhibition has something for everyone: from canvas as smooth as glass to exuberant richly applied work: from light pastels through vibrant ctilours

to dark somber shades, Personal favourites included Christine Rarrie’i pastel interior, reminiscent of calmer moments in impressionism, as well as Phil Vanderwall’s stark classical study. Simomi S lvester’s “Blood Ties,” a mu r ti-media work showing a warm and sensitive internal landscape, deserves a special mention. Take a moment to visit The Guild Show at St. Jerome’s Library, and discover your own favourites. Then consider a visit to East Ca.mpus Hall itself where you can speak to any of the artists featured in the show or simply look around, The show continues until November 25,

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by Andy Koch Imprint ebtaff What do you get when you put together four guys who worship the Ramones, think goofy 6Us garage rock is pretty neat and play out of the San Francisco Bay area hardcore scene? - The Mr. T Experience, of course. Night Shift at the Thrill F’actory is the second release from these four nerds, and like their debut, it is chock full o’ teen-rock anthems. With seventeen tracks you can only expect so much in the song-writing department, but the MTX manage to pull off an above-average performance. The group owes more to 60’s rock and ‘77 punk than they do to contemporary hardcore, but the frantic pace on several of the cuts gives the disc the extra spark it needs to stay interesting.

The vocal and instrumental talent is just above standard as well. The vocalists are tolerable and the guitarists know more than three chords, But the only standout is the teen-age drummer who provides the backbone of the music with his intense drumming style. All music aside, the Experience’s biggest asset is their funny/dumb lyrical content. On Now we Are 21 the guys complain about not being able to handle adulthood, while History of the Concept of #he Soul is a short philosophical essay set to a speedy rock ‘n roll beat. Even better are the “love songs.” Singer Dr. Frank pays tribute to women on She Did Me In and Slagbog. Then there’s the love song to end all love songs: [Cause 1 Love You cd 1) Don’t Know What 1’11Do if You Don’t (Love Me Too). Poetic exhellence is attained on Velveeta, which cleverly draws a metaphor between a girl and a processed cheese slice: ‘*This song’s about a girl who’s soft and warm and cheapi’when I held her close to me she melted right away/ Velveeta was her name.” So if you just can’t get enough of the Ramones

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by Derek w8i18r Imprint Staff Julian Cope [ex of The Teardrop Explodes) has long held a reputation as having a few warped grooves in his disc, so to speak. Whether that reputation is justified or not, Cope’s new LP, My Nation Undegmmd, will probably never be offered up as proof of his sanity. Fortunately, mental illness and artistic merit are often directly proportional in the rock world. The cover photos are a couple of close-ups of an absolutely ghastly-looking Cope. With a face that pale and eyes that bloodshot, it’s obvious we’re dealing with a bit of a nut here+ A gJance at the liner notes confirms this. The psychedelic, trippy

with

lyrics

personal

are

interspersed

messages from Cope. He describes his recurring nightmares, reports that on “14 May, my dog Smelvin eats enough rat poison to kill him,” and claims his producer, Ron Fair, has seen a ghost. -’ There are even a couple of quotes: one from Nietzsche (“Battle ye not with monsters, lest ye become a monster”) and one from Rorschach [a character in the comic book-novel wetchIll8ll).

For all his spaciness, though,

Cope has musical chops aplenty, as he proved a couple years ago

7..

with the Saint lulian LP and Work! Shut Your Mouth single. The album gets off to a bang with a thunderous cover of the Vogues’ Sixties chestnut 5 UClock World. The standard pummeljng rhythm section and crunching guitar arrangement is embellished by a horn section and some fine synthesizer work [as is the whole album). 5 OCIock World sets a standard of excellence the rest of the album duly lives up to. Of the nine songs that make up My Nation Underground, not one of them comes anywhere near mediocrity. The lyrics are admittedly weird, but in a good way [for example, in vegetation, the singer decides to descend into the earth and live with the weeds).

The music is powerful and consistent, while in its own way just as unusual as the lyrics. It’s difficult to name any standout tracks, because they’re all so good- The lovely ballad C!Gna DOB gets Side Two off on a mellow note, but it’s quickly followed by Someone Like Ma and Easter Everywhere, two rollicking songs that make Workf Shut Your Mouth sound like a dirge, Each side also closes with longer, extended songs, Particularly notable is the T-minute long title cut, with its neo-fascist chanting in the background, and Motownish strings. All in all, Cope has surprisingly produced one of the year’s best albums, an album that is as solid and consistent as it is weird. This is a record not to be missed,

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Okay, here’s the story: I sit down with this Bobby McFerrin album, see, and I plot exactly how I’m going to trash one of the

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top hits in Canada. Wb& wants to hear a glowing review about something your little sister and your grandmuther are fighting over for Christma I cackle to myself as I lay the record down on the turntable, fold my arma and emit the sneer tbat I plan to pose with for the duration. On comes the first song on the album: Don’t Worry, Be Ifoppy. Urrgh! That thing haa been pIayed to death! However, in a matter of seconds my cynically cocked eyebrows melt into a silly smirk. McFerrin’s insistent whistling and crooning has my belly laughing before you can say %d me up, I’ll make you

happy.” Alright, I know I’m a wimp but this album really is more fun than any of my birthdays in recent memor-y. The songs are consistently simple and goofy in the vein of the opening track. Everything sounds very new, quite unlike

Have a nice day...

must uf the dreck one hears everywhere. The exotic emanation8 from McFerriu’s throat take the listener to a slightly computerenhanced world of wonders. His simple approach makea such oldies as Drive My CQ~, Susie Q, The Sunshine Of Your I,ove and espechdly Good L&n’ almost more pleasurable than the originals. Sometimes the whole deal comes off as more a religious revelation than a mere album. Everything here is so unpreten-

tious without Mng Diane thit 1 could listen to this album nonstop Vi1 hh next one comes al4mg Have a nice day.... Sort of the sequel EP, the similarly

to their

last

brilliant Nobody’s Mtiug Your Arm, Why Are YOL ,‘a heroine commits the unpardonable sin of sudden1 being nice; Gedge, sensitive so t tie that he is, can’t help feeling a

tad guilty for dumping on her. But does he wimp out and go for the nappy, ha py ending? No! He aticks it to 1 er with “Nobody changes that and the door

Lhmlly, a sure-fire getting your friends “Holy gotta

ing them with details of your personal life in all its armchairpsychological glory. !3o why is it that The wedding Present keep on getting rave re= views? Dave Gedge bends our ears once again on Why Are You

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sadly defunct Underground magazine, is a lovely, almost wistful blend of acoustic guitars and accordion; it is the firet time I’ve been able to use “me11ow” as an epithet for The Wedding Pre+ ent. And a certain exBeatle is agonna be rolling over in hi8 grave if he gets wind of this thoroughly cranked-u version of Getting Eetter w rl ich originally appeared on the New MU&& RXpram compilation S Kmw My F*tber rep!%zK sweet-voiced, female-backing chorus. Like moat great bands, The Wedding Present have the Bavvy to know when it’s time to atart turning to new sounds and directiong without sounding like

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4, 1988

of Edwin Drood:

More fun than a barrel of rabid geese by Renate Sander-Regier Imprint staff 1 have

never

had so much fun From the opening

at the theatre, chords in the first act of this madcap murder mystery musical, The Mystery of Edwin &ood, to the final chorus, I was captivated. Not once did I luok at my watch. 1 hardly even thought of taking notes [so I will have to pull this review mainly from memory].

The winner of five Tony Awards including “Best Mu& Cal”, The Mystery of Edwin Drood played to a receptive and energetic audience at the Centre in the Squere Tuesday October ZS. Who could have resisted the good-natured, corny music-hall bravado which pervaded Drood? The audience couldn’t help but get involved. At the very beginning, minor cast members circulated among re-divided sections of the au t ‘ence and proceeded to give their charges various instruction& We were told to hiss every time we heard the name “John Jas er”; another section in the ba rcony must have had similar instructions, be-

cause as the play wore on, our hisses were accompanied by clamorous boos. I suppose the reason I liked thig musical so much is because it didn’t pretend to be anything other than what it was: a pla (The Mystery of Edwin Droo iirt as suggested by an unfinished Dickens novel), performed at the

fictitious “Music Hall Roya&’ within a play (of the same title), presented at Kitchener’s “Centre in the Square.” 3n the prologue; the Musk Hall Royale chairman [a sort of Master of Ceremonies), masterfully and debonairly played by Steven Leblanc, introduced the

Play within a play

members of the Drood cast, sent them off to do their thing, prompted and corrected them from the wings when necessary, and flawless1 [except when he got angr wit ii a temperamental principa r actress) narrated the entire performance, He even stepped into the role of mayor

mother, of whom the young orphan is the spitting image], a grave-digger drunkard, an opiurn-den madam, and the virtuous Rosa Bud herself.

And you know what? There is

the wdientx chooses one. no murderer until the audience chooses one. That’s right - the audience votes on the identity of the murderer (with the original cast-member coaches keeping score), on the identity of m sterious detective Dick Date ii cry, and on the identity of the two characters (one male, one female] who will be united in love. other candidates include a fieryThe cast is prepared to perform any of a number of possible comtempered Ceylonese immigrant (who is &NJ interested in Rosa] binations written in advance by and his exotically bizarre sister’ author Rupert Holmes. So you the local minister [who was se- could see The Mystery of Edwin cretly in love with Rosa’s Drood several nights in a row There

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Drood and Karlah Hamilton as the Princess Puffer, The latter was priceless - natural and .heart-warming in her sordid and sad role. I could actually continue singing praises of all the cast members, but 1 won’t. Let it suffice to say that the jaunty music, vivid costumest animated choreographyt rollicking script and convincing acting all combined with a unique concept of audience participation to make The Mystery of Edwin Drood an unforgettable experience- If it ever comes your way again, don’t miss it. You’ll never have so much fun at the theatre.

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m -SP-ORTS lJW hosts

OUAA

final

Upstart Wamiors shock McMaster g&ned by one team. However, thb Warrior forwards’ rucking game was improving by the minute. At halftime, with Waterloo ahead 4-0, the confidence was

by Glenn Hawr Imprint staff It was a dream come true. It was Waterloo Warriors rugby in one of its finest moments. A Division 11 team has never beaten a Division I side in playoff competition until last Saturday when

the rugby Warriors travelled to McMaster and surprised everyone, narrowly defeating the favoured Marauders 7-4. The right to host the OUAA championship belongs to Waterloo,! In the other semi-final, Queen’s University avenged a previous loss to York I&!% Tomorrow [Saturday) at 1 p.m. on Columbia Field, Queen’s will meet Waterloo for the Ontario bragging rights. The last time these two teams met was in the controversial lW6 OUAA semifinal, which Waterloo lost 17-8, Several Warrior players are looking to this game for revenge, all of them are gunning for the championship. Despite an obvious lack of scoring, the pace of the match was furious. It looked like McMaster would score early, but three goal-line stands by Waterloo kept the score even, At this point, the Waterloo forwards picked up their intensity,

there.

“With the wind at our backs in the 2nd half, we figured that if our guys

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backs. Q This is what Waterloo needed to do, The reports on McMaster’s backs except for the fly-half+ was that they were relat,ively weak and easy to penetrate. In the 25th minute on the 2nd phase, Warrior forwards drove into -a ----ruck on h&Ma&r -----~~the~~~

metre line. The ball was there for strum-half Rod Duncan. Fly-half Adam Kendall took the ball and called a miss-out

Belgrave, Belgrave swuni the ball out to bursting fullback Mike Fischer, who broke through the centres. At pace, Fischer drew Mac’s winger and fullback to him and flipped the ball over to winger Mark Cohoon* The tryline was 10 metres awav, and with a Mac centre in pursbit, Cohoon went in for the try. The Warriors now realized they could take the match,

V-ball bloodbath-Hawks, memories of high school days. There were some beautiful plays in both games. On a fakeIt is difficult to say much to-middle reverse set by Tony about a team that completely Martins+ power hitter Brian outpowers hapless opposition Damman went up without a such as the Brock Badgers and ’ block and actually put it down. Laker Golden Hawks. The WaWith authority! Scott Smith was terloo volleyball Warriors are off on the receiving end of a similar to fine start in OUAA season set, play with a pair of victories, over Two big kill8 by the Axeman’ the Badgers on Thursday, OcDave Plouffe, had the coaches tober 27’ and against Laurier last smiling in Game 2. Some draTuesday. matics on the last point saw WaTravelling to Brock for their terloo save the ball three times first league match proved to be a before it was finally put away by short trip. Taking less than 40 Dave Shum for a 15-5 victory. It minutes, the Warriors diswas tough for anyone in the aupatched the lowly Badgers ~-2~ dience to get into the match be15-2, and 15-3. Coach Rob Atkincause of the obvious dominance son didn’t have much comment, of the Warrior side. he just smiled and said, “Unfor“1 want to get more fans out to tunately for the fans, this is the watch our games, It is fun to way it’s going to be most of this watch good volleyball, espeyear!” cially a closely fought match. On Tuesday, Waterloo played Education of the audience; when a home game in the confined to cheer’ when to yell, is the key quarters of the PAC’s small gym. to a boisterous match, UnfortuThe stands were filled to capacnately, in a match like this, there ity, however, the pregame hitis not much in the way of exciteting warmup nearly catised a ment.” Coach Rob Atkinson is few serious head injuries, It is a very enthusiastic about his team shame that a CIAU calibre team but is concerned about the lack must play in there. when playing of serious competition in most of Laurier, it really didn’t matter. the OUAA. Complete and utter dominaMass substitution in Game 3 tion ensued in Game 1, a 15-l did not yield anything to Laurier. drubbing. Waterloo’s side out In fact, the Warrior bench playball was unstoppable as their ers came on with an intense perpassing was right on. There was formance. A 15-0 victory by the a little miscommunication on the Waterloo “bpach types” brought Warrior attack, but some intimisome fans out of their sleepy dating stuff blocks by two tanmind set and into cheering mode. by Glenn Htauer Imprint staff

dems,

Heck&%wtim3

and

the

Smith Brothera stifled any Golden Hawk counterattack. The play in Game 2 was not much different. Waterloo’s intensity level dropped, allowing Laurier to score 5 points. The Hawks were just overwhelmed; their passing and attack recalled

could

keep playing

the

way they were that victory was ours. Our back line was told to

Rookie

Mike

Fullerton

looked

very impressive as did alternate setter Ian Hyman. In a ‘aw-dropping exhibition of roe L ie to rookie favouritism, Hyman set the ball up nicely to Fullerton on a tandem, a play designed to get the opposition middle blocker up in the air early. With his owe-

tered, frustrated, wondering how this could be happening. The crowd, consisting of players and coaches from the rest of the OUAA, a handful of Waterloo fans as well, sensed that a barnburner of a game was coming. For the rest of the first half, the play yas !yen, Tactical . . . kicking by both sides enabIed any trouble in close to be avoided. Scrummaging and lineouts were played without any advantage

to our advantage,

their

chance.

In some excellent 2nd and 3rd phase ball’ the Marauder pack caught Waterloo on their heels. Constant pressure finally ended Continued

on page 29

Badgers slaughtered

some leaping ability’ Fullertoh hung himself in the air, perusing Laurier’s defense for a small eternity before hitting the ball onto empty floor. With the audience chanting, “Freddy! Freddy! Freddy!“’ Warrior’s, Mr. Intensity, Fred Koops served up some confusing float serves to a frustrated Laurier back row. To be honest, Laurier was horrible with their passing as Koops served the last 7 points to preserve the donut in the

Golden Hawk scoring cdlumn. The end’ albeit a merciful onek was only 40 minutes after the beginning. On a serious note, and something that the Warrior players should think about’ is the lack of an obvious team leader on the court, Team captain Jim McKinnon does a great job keeping the players together as well as in the required mind set. He leads by example. However, he is not a starter. Offside hitter Lech Bekesza is the loudest of the starting six’ and he certainly holds his own out there. It is not too easy to distinguish between any of the players on the Warrior starting six, They are all young, all talented, and yet all fairly quiet. [You’re not that loud, Lech!] In a competitive match, will they need that someone to get them going? A Karch Kiraly [U.S. Olympic team star] type? Certainly against the weaker teams it won’t be a problem, but against strong opposition

the Warriors

need

someone

to breed that killer instinct. The Warrior wrecking crew bring their act to the University of Western Ontario tonight at 8:OO p.m. Next game at home is on November 15 at 8:00 p.m. when they serve it up to the Mac Marauders.

CRUNCH! The undefeated league play with floggings

put pressure on their back three and keep Mac’s forwards going backwards? Coach Brian Quistberg was pulling hair on the sidelines, hoping the Warriors could keep running for the next 40 minutes. He knew that McMaster was experienced and wouldn’t give up* Quistberg’s usual sideline banter was quelled in this match, giving certain Warrior forwards an opportunity to concentrate on the task at hand, However, a slight drop in the intensity level at the beginning of the 2nd half gave McMaster

Volleyball Warriors steamed into of bock and Laurier. photo by D&v@ Tlwma0n

OUAA RUGBY FINAL

SPORTS

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4, 1988

I Rcmd Warriors roll I by Peter Dedw Imprint etaff The UW road act ticked two more games and four more points under its belt in action last week. On Wednesday, they fyced off against a tough Laurier team and returned to action of Friday to humiliate McMaster. It wasn’t pretti hockey, but the University of Waterloo War* riors, punch-drunk and reeling, out-slugged the ~Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks 8-5 at the Waterloo Hockey armadillo, It was just the right night for - hockey; flurties in the forecast and a wicked bite in the October air. Period one began with rapid, close-checking action. The Warriors were unable to unlimber ,their wide open skating attack in the claustrophobic confines of the Laurier home pond and were forced to grind it out. “The small ice surface doesn’t allow skating. It forces you to play their game,” lamented UW head coach Don McKee. Waterloo were unable to consistently clear their own zone and move the puck. The Hawks capitalized on a panicking de: fence to open the scoring at 3%. A drive from the point was deflected over Mike Bishop’s blocker. The Waterloo powerplay unit is characterized by precise puck moverrient and control at the offensive end of the rink. Dan Tsandelis directed a lateral pass into the far corner on the manadvantage to tie the score at one. His linemates, Dan Glover and Steve Linseman registered assists on the play at 957.

In period two, the Hawks Peter Hellstrom shook the Warriors early, connecting just 54 seconds into the frame. Jamie McKee converted a pass from Todd Coulter at 6:~ to tie the game again. Coulter was on the McKee line, replacing the injured Dave Fennel, out with two lost teeth and broken nose+ The Linseman, Glover, Tsandelis line is a potent powerplay machine. Tsandelig lodged another disc behind the Laurier goalkeeper at 7:14 assisted by Glover and Linseman. The Golden Hawks capitalized on poor defensive coverage at 11~21 to knot the match at three,

whistle. Taking the puck and his time, he strolled down ice and wristed .the puck into the top right corner. Laurier closed out scorini in period two, counting on a powerplay at 10:5Q, squeezing closer 5-4.

The Hawks left the dressing room hot having outshot Waierloo one more time. At 2:4& Wilfrid Laurier drew even with UW, hindering the Warriors in the cramped Waterloo Arena. Tsandelis scored the game winner with seven minutes left in the final frame. On passea from captain John Goodman and Ian Pound, he got his hat trick with the man advantage.

Todd Coulter?” Friday evening, the Waterloo The Warriors regained the hockey machihe rumbled Bouth lead II seconds later. Coulter steamed into the dot and took east to McMaster University. Mac kept it close in period one the pass from McKee, Saying walking to the dressing room how do you do to the goaler, Coulter froze the netminder and down by only one goal s-2. In the end, it was the Danny Glover backhanded it over his shoulder; show, netting four markers to prettier than that five-and-half pace the Warriors in a 9-2 lampound rainbow 1 caught last basting of the Marauders. April. “How about that Todd CoulThe UW penalty-killing unit garnered a goa in the most dra- ter,” praised head cocch McKee. Coulter added three assists to matic fashion. The Warrior ophis scoring total -between linemportunists sprang the dangerous Linseman at centre on a breaka- 4 ates Jim David and Steve Girardi, David, Girardi, Linseman way. Linseman was sacked just and Tony Crisp each added sinas he crossed the blueline. With gles in the drubbing. Dave Fenno hesitation, the referee pointed to the spot on centre ice and nel returned to the Warrior lineup and added a goal as well, awarded a penalty shot. tinseThe Warriors have regained man skated over to the bench to their scoring touch and solidiconfer with the coaching staff. Smiling and smelling blood he fied their defense, Ryerson’s Rams visit the Columbia Ice listened to his teammates map Barn and the new and improved out his stratdgy. He stbolled to Uviversity of Waterloo Hockey the tientre circle, grinning himteae this Sunday at 2:30 p,rn. self silly, awaiting the referee’s

WaterioQ waterpolo by Mwjalih Tapper Imprint staff Waterloo’s waterpolo team travelled to the University of Western Ontario last weekend for a grueling touinament at a crucial point in this season, What was to follow unbeknownst to the team was three of their very toughest games that tested Waterloo both physically and mentally, leaving many of the players questioning their abilities and wondering what, if anything, can be done to salvage the season and their playoff position, This was to be the first titie Waterloo faced the Western Mustangs so there was a hint of optimism in respect to their abilities and performance, The other

two tq:w-, McMaster and Toronto, h-ad’&shed the Warriors earlier this year. The Waterloo squad vowed to pull off at least one win, or at best, -a tie. The Western game was a closely ftiught battle. The Mustangs had a four goal bulge midway through the third quarter when the Warriors experienced a resurgence and c&me to life. Lead by Norbert Molnar’s two goals, the Warriors pushed within two (7-s) The resurgence however lasted about as long as mom’s homemade brownies do, and subsequently the ‘stangs ate up UWs chances at a successful comeback, The end result was an 8-5 loss rendering their playoff aspirations to hinge only on divine int$rveniion, The frustration was evident in

LINE: Steve Linsernan unleashes a howitzer of a blast last Wednesday at the Laurier hockey bubble.

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the mood of the teati as they awam against Mac an hour later, One thing about this team became apparent however, they aren’t quitters, and despite the obstacles they were facing they continued to play good ball. The first half saw the Warriors down by only four; the second frame saw them unravel, The Bators dominated 14-a and the league’s top team indicateci just how much work is left to be done by Waterloo before we can join the ranks of the province’s elite. The final game was anticipated as Waterloo’s worst nightmare. Facing a club stacked with national team personalities, the Warriors hoped just to survive against the University of Toronto Varsity Blues. Led by Scott Murray and Keith Beckley each

with two goals, Waterloo managed a s-all tie at the half. Not that this wasn’t satisfying enough, but to add to their new found bliss was the disciplinary action of Toronto’s coach at half time, The Blues feam was whipped into submissi?n, swimming lengths in front of their competitors during the intermission. Still smiling from their performance in the first stanza, these grins were soon wiped from their face. The Warriors hung on for two minutes. There was no doubt about the final. Coach Rollans gave his bench players some needed experience, but against Toronto’s starting six, the goals poured in like a mudslide in Nicaragua. The horrifying 22-7

final was a little easier to 8waL low, and the ride home more enjoyable, with the knowledge and the memory of the mighty Toronto team churning lengths at the half. The Warriors have their on1 home game, if you can truly caIi #it that at Laurier, November 9 at 7:30 against the Western Mustangs, a team Waterloo would love to beat. Why is it being played at Laurier you ask? Waterloo’s pool is too shallow: deemed inadequate by the league+ For this reason alone ia it a Burpriae the Warriors are 6th in a 9 team league? Without the proper facilities to train in how can we ever expect to join the ranks of such teami a8 Toronto or McMa8ter?

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SPORTS

‘B-ball Athenas by Corinna Lueg One of UW+s most exciting teams got underway on Saturday, October 29 at &OO p.m. in the Physical Activities Center. The Athena basketball team scored a convincing 70-36 win D~~~~~~~-~Q~~Q~~---=----~ r

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over Ryerson in their opening game of the seation. After a disappointing lf387-88 campaign, failing to make playoffs by mere points, the Basketball Athenas are ready to regain their position as one of the dominating teams in OWIAA competition.

The first half of this exhibition match gave fans a small taste of what’s ahead for this season. Even with the number one point guard and two others sidelined with injuries, the Athena offense pumped in 47 points to Ryerson’s 20. The game was highlighted with some unbelievable passing, strong inside moves as well as moments of great team defense*

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The only disappointing aspect of the game was the slow down in intensity in the second frame.., perhaps a result of the comfortable margin established in the beginning. The lack of the killer instinct is something the Athenas will have to find before they begin league play at the end of November. The ‘new’ Athenas are a balanced blend of the young and experienced, the tall and the not-so-tall. The familiar faces of Cynthia Poag, Brenda Bowering, and the always popular Kim Rau, are succeeded by a talented group of. enthusiastic rookies, These fresh personalities are sure to add to the strong’foundation provided by the returning veterans. photo

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Atktenas B-ball line up 1 At point guard, the Athenas are once again led by the e!ectrifying Karen McCulla. .A third year veteran with natural speed and dazzling ball-handling abilities, Karen returns to the Athen line-up after being sidelined last season with a knee injury. Joining Karen at the top will be newcomers Cheryl Cillis and Sherry Hoot an, At off-guard, the Athenas are blessed-with the always intense Kelly Mackey. A ,‘defensive force’, Mackey is also an alert passer and playmaker. Brenda Kraemor, an aggressive, hardworking rookie, as well as frosh Daralyn Bates will backup Mackey in this demanding position. Michelle McCrory, better known to the longstanding fans as Michelle Campbell, is one of the most versatile athletes on the team. Moving from post to perimeter, she will spark the team at both ends of the court. Also at forward, are seacond year veterans KeJly McGolrich and Sandi Cannery. Both very physical players with competent shooting

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ibilities, they will definitely be an exciting pair to watch, Rounding out the depth at forward is fourth year post-forward Corinna Lueg, returning after a one year absence. Three-time Athena, Jane Willett, returns to the post pogition with renewed confidence and improved basketball skills. With Jane’s fine touch in the paint and her new aggressiveness, opponents will think twice before matihandling Jane. Also at post, the Athenas have the cons&tent offensive threat of Jennifer Hinton’s excellent court sense, impressive shooting range and positive attitude. And finally, the only local talent to join. the Athenas is Leah Ann Erickson, a very confident inside player with a great finishing touch and punishing rebouqding elbows. . The coaching line-up is also a fine blend of the new and the experienced. At the helm is dedicated head coach Leslie Del Cin. After her frustrating rookie season at Waterloo, coach Del Cin believes this year’s Athenas are going places. Assisting with the

taming duties are Lybnda Callahgan and Waterloo hall-of-famer, Kim Rau. Lynda, a teacher/coach at Waterloo Collegiate is using her extensive basketball knowledge and. proven winning record to fine-tune the posts’ inside game, Kim’s natural leadership and motivational skills will be much appreciated in the long season ahead.

All the pieces The Basket ball Athenas have all the pieces needed to make a championship team: size, speed, perimeter shooting, experience, enthusiasm, coaching and a winning attitude. The team is in Ottawa this weekend at the Carlet on Invitational. The next chance to watch the Athenas in action will be on Wednesday, November 9 at 8:00 p.m. in the Physical Activities Centre. UW will host the York Raiders, a club team of formal provincial team players and OWIAA allstars. ,

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Last Saturday, October ~9, UW student Paul Ernst came within six seconds of qualifying for the CIAU cross-country championships, With three kilometres to go in the OUAA championship race, Ernst was in third place and gaining on second. It was at tl# point that a cramp forced him to slow down and lose his position. Ernst recovered in time to toil back into fourth, finishing six seconds out of third, Only the three medalista get to compete in tomorrow’s national championships, but Ernst can take solace in the fact he was named .an 0UAA all-star. John Halvorsen of Ottawa won the race. Waterloo finished fifth in both the OUAA and OWIAA championship races, While Ernst paced the men’s team with the best race from a Warrior in several years, the Athenas were led by a spectacular performance from Marci Aitken. She ran a SW perb tactical race and kicked in for 12th place, the best finish by a rookie in the 0WIAAs. Athena captain Jill Francis, meanwhile, got out uickly and held on to finish em?l , Lisa Laffradi ran to a determined 30th. Linda Sullivan, in aoth, and Denise Eppich in 47th were Waterloo’s other scorers. Marielle Rowan took slst, and Charla Spinney came in &Xh+ Kathy Lindsay of Guelph was the winner. It was quite a day for the Athenas. Earely able to field a team

last season, the women were within striking distance of third this year, Assistant coach Andy Heal sees even better results coming in the future, “All our women (with the exception of Rowan) have at least two years of eligibility left,” Heal noted. With four rookies on the team [Sullivan, Eppich, and Spinney, in addition to Aitken], the team has nowhere to go but up. In addition, Francis had an off day, and S inney was in the top thirty t efore an asthma attack forced her to walk for a couple of

minutes, Avoiding such troubles next year should be enough tg push the Athena8 into third or fourth, The Warriors also had more than their fair share of problems, Stomach cramps, besides robbing Ernst of a medal, hit Scott McLellan as he moved into the top twenty. He finished 35th. Shamir Jamal was hindered bp a stiff back and ended up 66th. Al Faulds was caught in a bottleneck right off the start, lost too much ground, and could only fight his way back to 38th.

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Rugby shocker Continued from page -26 in a ruck within the Warrior 22metre line. one of the Warrior backs was caught in, All of Waterloo’s forwards committed themselves to the breakdown as well, The ensuing overlap resulted in an easy try by McMaster’s winger on the far sideline* Waterloo 4, McMaster 4. Key pla er Adam Kendall went down a1ter attempting a try-saving tackle. McMaster’s assistant coach, former Waterloo standout Tony Stea, honestly thought ‘*Waterloo would give up and wilt after that try.” If anything, Waterloo raised its level of play, McMaster’s dropped. McMaster coach Phil White commented after the game, ‘% looked like more Waterloo players wanted to win than ours, There was a lot of heart and pride shown out there today.” A series of long breaks by Waterloo and McMaster backs raised a few pulse rates for the rest of the match. Kendall, who got up from his injury, kept the pressure on Marauder fly half Nick Daniels. As desperation sets in, Daniels has a tendency to try and do everything himself. In an exciting chain of events, in which the crowd was obviously cheering for Waterloo, Daniels chipped over the Warrior backs and into the hands of the offside winger Gerard Gransaull. Gransaull ran into the forwards, and after a bout of pack passing along the sideline, the Warriors authoritatively drove Mac off the ball in a textbook ruck. Forward momentum was definitely in the favour of the Warriors, and the crowd sensed that something big was going to happen.

Strum half Rod Duncan served the ball to the backs. The Warrior centres, Belgrave and Scott Webb, broke through for a gain up to the Marauder 40 metre line. Waterloo’s forward8 came crashing through at the breakdown. However, the Marauder pack were running backwards to get to the ensuing ruck. When running back to a ruck or maul, and if a player is tired, there is a tendency to join offside, A penalty was given to McMaster. Belgrave was given the opportunity to kick. A 40 yarder with the wind. Adrenaline was flowing in amongst the Warrior side. Was this the chance for victory? The kick was up in the air for what seemed forever, the McMaster team was craning their necks to see whether it would make it. Finally, the ball was over the crossbar, barely. Waterloo 7, McMaster 4, After this point, Waterloo kept pressuring the Marauders in their half, Tackling by all Waterloo players erased any attempt at opposition attack, Nick Daniels was trying to run by himself and win without his. teammates. The referee kept looking at his watch, it seemed that he would never call the match. Exhaustion was setting in and finally, the game was over. The Waterloo players just stood where they were. They couldn’t believe ita It would be an hour or so before it set inm McMaster’s players dropped to their knee8 and hung their heads. It is tough when you play in such a physical game and lose by so little. However, they showed a lot of class in their congratulations.

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Gods frowning ore football Warriors by Mike McGraw Imprint aaff

Even the staunchest of critics had to feel optimistic, When the University of Waterloo hired Dave “Tuffy” Knight to resurrect its haggard football program last February, everybody was smiling. Knight, the second most successful coach in CIAU history, was bringing his 104-47-3 record to the hapless team which had lost 23 consecutive regular season games, For many, Knight represented the Messiah. When this master sculptor of the powerful Laurier program commented, “If you mention Waterloo football, people get a little

smirk on their faces, I’m going to wipe that smile off people’s faces the joke’s over,” you had to Glieve him, It was still April when he had his players out on the field for their first practice. He wasn’t wasting any time. Things looked even brighter when he assembled a coaching staff with professional credentials. Knight managed to hire Chuck McMann, formerly of the defunct Montreal Alouettes/Concorde, and Ken Hussey, of the extinct New Jersey Generals [USFL) and Ottawa Roughriders. Certainly, this coaching staff would be good for a win. Even in late August when Knight admit ted that recruiting had been a failure, something

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about this little, stout legend told you that Waterloo’s jinx would end in 1988. Then the unbehevable occurred. On September 3, in UW’s only pre-season game, Knight complained -of chest pains resembling indigestion. Hours after the game, a 28-3 loss to WLU, Knight was admitted to St. Mary’s hospital - he’d suffered a heart attack. What he took with him isn’t measurable in yards or first downs. When it became

clear

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wouldn’t

coach a single down in 1g88, many of the hopes and inspiration for a turnaround faded away. It was as if some mystical force was making certain the Warriors never won a football game again, The gods were against them. The deck was stacked. And the losing cont inued’ Now, packed

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away for another winter, not much has changed. After their fourth consecutive 0-7 season, the Warriors futility streak sits a 30 games, 35 counting exhibitions. For another winter, Warrior

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In the final game at Windsor, the anemic UW offence racked up 282 yards and the Warriors led 11-Q with 8:30 remaining. But two pass interference penalties, a third down gamble and an 88yard touchdown later, the Lancers had won, 23-11. Is there no mercy? No doubt about it. Some type of losing mystique or psychological block to winning has developed within the Warrior campD Whenever they appear headed toward victory, it seems as if they’re waiting for a disaster to occur. And it always seems to happen. After four years, many in the program have forgot what winning feels like. What’s worse, many don’t believe th8y can win, “1 saw it in the films,” said Knight on Monday, his first day back at his office in the PAC, “They would go along and look like a respectable football team for awhile, then you’d see there was a doubt in their minds, ‘when’s this bubble going to burst? It’s bound to, it always does’. We have to teach them that it isn’t. I saw big improvements this season. We’re still not good, but the players know what we require from them, I’m not sure they know one-hundred per cent

nents at bay for two to three quarters, Then the roof would cave

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At Cu8lph, the defence scored both touchdowns and held the amazing Mike Shoemaker’s offence to a 18-7 lead et the half, UW lost 31-14, Playing the powerful Laurier Hawks, Waterloo’s defence throttled WLU’s attack, trailing just 11-O at halftime, UW lost 29-O. And in Windsor on the closing weekend, 14 points in the game’$ final 8ight minutes spoiled an awesome defensive display. Why did this happen? One theory is that since Waterloo’s pitiful offence was usually on and off the field in a matter of minutes, the defence didn’t get a chance to rest, and was left gasping for air by halftime, “Tiredness might have played a factor,*’ offered Knight. “But I don’t think that killed the defence as much as the offence giving the ball away and bad field position. 1 don’t team is, if you the ball on the

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~&tie peter T&jr was an instant success as a Place liclwYet despite their failure to how to win,. but they’re learnin& * win, 1988 was a season of subtle improvement for the Warriors. Athletic director Carl Totzke With McMann on the sidelines agreed, and Knight as quiet counsel from “I think it’s a factor, It’s agame of emotion and it’s tough to fig- his home, the Warriors came agonizingly close to snapping their ure out how much it played, But 1 four-year drought on two occacertainly wouldn’t suggest that sions. they didn’t give it a one hundred On October 1, victory was just per cent effort, I thought they 33 yards away. Trailing York 20- played extremely well.” ~9 with two seconds remaining, Unfortunatel , winning is the a muffed snap blew any chance only tonic for t i is pmblem, kicker Peter Tchir had of delivAnother more visible trend ering the game-winning blow. emerged in 1988 - UWs rock The gods were still frowning. solid defence would hold ODDO-

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backer Dave Shaw and cornerback Larry Vaughn, The captain Shaw and 289year old Vaughn made their presence felt week after week with endless bonecrushing hits. Vaughn will not be back and Shaw is a ques- ’ tionable returnee as he’ll proba“~~~~~o~~~~~~~~~a~~~~e fleet afoot Paul Meikle, foimer receiver Richard Ch8n, Paul Moffat and veteran I3ohdan Washchuk left a lot of bruises in

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their paths* Linebackers Bob Casey, Dave Brush and Paul Kilby looked right at home beeide the illustrious Shaw. Though the defence ranked eighth and la& the stats are deceiving. Many of the 300 yards and ZQ points per week they allowed were scored when they had already been ground into the turf late in the game. On the other hand, UW’s offence wae an on-going horror etory that finally clicked in Week Seven at Windsor, But not much can be said for an offence that barely edged its defence in touchdowns, 3-Z. Believe it or not, the Warriors were not the worst-ranked ‘offence in the OUAA - they finished seventh ahead of York. Running the complicated triple-0p t ion, the Warrior8 suffered from a lack of talentedpersonnel. Brian Lenart 8tarted six games at quarterback, and showed a true inability to throw the football. This contributed to UW’s eighth ranked pass offence. On the eeason, Lenart tossed just 70 paeees, completing 29 for 257 yards, no touchdowns and nine interceptions. Lenart rushed 47 times for 171 yard& Knight has no intention of changing the offensive philosophy he’s used since his days at WLU. “We think our offensive scheme is good - what we’re trying to do. Brian can throw the ball better than he did, I saw him in practice. But it was anew system and he hadn’t played quarterback in three seaeons so he was a little nervous.”

Pivot Mike Wright spent meet of the season armed with clip board on the ~id&n~~ - but played a gem of a half against York. Wright almost led the Warrior8 to the end of their fouryear famine when he took over in the second half, bringing them back from a 17-B deficit. A subpar performance against McMaster put him back on the bench. Wright completed 24 of 48 pasees for ZZ!~yards. If there was any bright epot on the offence, it was the rushing game, where Waterloo finished sixth ahead of York and Toronto. Battering ram Orville Beckford carried 77 times for 293 yards, almost all of them tough, grinding yard8 through masses of

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on having a strong punting game to make up for hi8 feeble offence. He managed to lure 28,year-old Jim Harding back to the university ranks for a final eeason. The former - Laurier- veteran- started -out booming, but was plagued by a sore thigh muscle and flimsy blocking, finishing with a 34.5 yard average. “Our punting game was not very good,” admitted Knight. “We thought when Harding came in he wa8 going to help us more than he did, granted he had a bad thigh muscle. He didn’t bail us out. Even if the offence is bad, if your punter can net 35 to 40 yards then the defence can hold them and you can win. Our punting got u8 into as much trouble as our offence did.”

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The best offensive performance was left for Dave-Ropret at Windsor. Starting in the backfield for the first time, Ropret scampered for 126 yards, No doubt, his number will be called often in 1989. The unlikely star of the special teams wee Tchir - the, rookie place kicker. Migrating from the soccer Warriors, Tchir instantly developed into a reliable kicker, He went 5-for-g on field goals [missing three from outeide of 40 yards and the ill-fated 3%yarder against York], and wae a flawlee8 5-of-5 on extra points. “Tchir did a great job for us,” lauded Knight?Here’s a guy who had never put on a football uniform before. He’s only going to get better,” * The punting game will have to get better. Knight was banking

in all position”

Trouble wasn’t the word for the special teams against Toronto. Chaos is more appropriate, A fumbled kickoff.and two blocked punts helped the Blues build a 14-0 lead before the game was five minutes old, The Blues offence didn’t need to lift a finger, scoring no points in the 24-2 victory, The most exhilarating displays of the eeason came via the veteran Vaughn as a kick returner. The fleet veteran turned three innocent looking miseed field goals into adventures - 65 yards [vs. WLU), 103 yards (ve. Guelph) and a breathtaking 115 yarder against Mac which wae called back+ But as Knight and McMann hit the recruiting trail, the sad fact remains - this football team hasn’t won in over four years+

There was definite improve= merit, but it’8 hard to attract quality high school players with a 35-game losing streak. Selling the UW program will be like trying to sell a house insulated with urea formaldehyde. “It make8 recruiting tougher,“ confessed Knight. “When we go out to recruit kids, we’regoing to say that our program is improved. We can say that all we want, but Joe citizenonthe street is going to say ‘they’ve been saying that for 20 years’. You can talk to the recruit and say our program is on the upswing, but he only knows the record*” What Waterloo does have to offer is a chance for a high school player to start in his fresh season* 1f he can weather the rebuilding storm for a couple of years, Waterloo, not Western, is the place to play+ Unfortunately, most recruits prefer to 8tart with a successful program. Knight isn’t bluffing - he admits the Warriors need players at all positions, and ie going to pursue all the high school players possible. “We have to recruit players in all positions, and we have to bust our fannies to get them.”

The Waterloo program was barely saved from extinction after an ugly player revolution and winless eeason in 1987. After this, a fourth consecutive O-7 season, 8ome are queetioning ,the program’s future. Would a fifth straight bagel in the wincolumn in 1989, spell the death of Waterloo football? Totzke admit8 another winless season would prompt a review of the program. “We’d certainly do an evaluation of the program. Unfortunately, you take a lot of things into consideration and the winloss is one of them. If the atudent8 and the players involved continue to represent the institution in a manner which we thought was very credible as they did this year, then the winning is something that you have to worry about, but more importantly is what the kids got out of the experience, If they got nothing out of it and we determined that there was a negative attitude, the we’d certainly look at dropping the program.” Knight is determined not to let this happen. Just as he was at Laurier, two decades ago.

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Diane Lee, a second year Chartered Accountancy student has ‘been named the University of Waterloo and Labatt’s Female Athlete of the Week. Last weekend, during the sea. son opening Queen’s Invitational Squash tournament, Diane wae a key factor in Waterloo’s first-place fihish+ Diane, a transfer student from Western, remained undefeated -in all nine of her gamee, beating teams from -McGill, Queen’8 as well as her teammates from last year’s OWIAA Championship team, the University of Western Ontario, Originally from Guyana, Diane played out of the number one seed position on the Guyana National .Team. In 1987, ehe was

Hayden Belgrave, a third year Art8 student from Port of Spain, Trinidad ha8 been selected as the Universit of Waterloo and Lao batt’s Ma re Athlete of the Week+ In OUAA Semi-final play last weekend, Hayden scored the game-winning penalty kick against McMaster University. The Warriors, in a pressure cooker game, defeated the first place Marauders 7-4 making history as the first Second Division team to ever defeat a Division I club in playoff action. Enroute to thevictory, Hayden led the team in defense, making intimidating tackles and keeping Mac’8 back8 off-guard for the entire game. In addition, Hayden initiated many offensive breaks for Waterloo; exactly what was needed for the back-and-forth

and Guyana Champion and in she was number one in the Ladies South Caribbean league, Last year Diane played in the number two position on Western’s cup winner.

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OUAA lowers boom on McKee,UW by Pder Dedes Imprint staff Last week, Keith Harris, Presi-. dent of the Ontario Universities Athletic Asociation announced a fine of $500 and the loss of homeice advantage during divisional playoffs have been levied against the University of Waterloo and its hockey team by the OUAA. The penalties were as-

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sesaed as a result of an article that appeared in the July 13 issue of the Waterloo Chronicle. Head coach, Don McKee, was commenting on. academic policies and the hockey programs of other institutions. “I’d like to go over to York and show you the situation there. They’ll lose five or six players a year to academic standards. And then there’s Windsor, their players are ad.rnitted with low standards and

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my h#ike McGraw Inprint staff In the end, it all worked out for the be&r. But the way last veekend’s Winnipeg-Manitoba basketball tournament started for he Waterloo Warriors’ they might have been tempted to get back Dn the plane and come home. Yet by Sunday, the Warriors were celebrating a consolation championship crown with a surprising MI-64 trouncing of the Alberta Golden Bears. What a difference a couple of days makes. Friday afternoon’ the Warriors pulled into Winnipeg to face the fery experienced and highly talented Regina Cougars. Two hours ater, they were thoroughly humiliated after the Cougars lowered he boom, 82-52, relegating Waterloo to the consolation round. As UW skipper Don McCrae summed it up, “take a licking and ;eep on ticking. We got kicked. It was a dismal and disappointing ler formance.” The Warrior8 can seek solace in the fact that the Cougars went In to take the tournament title. Led by two-time all-Canadian and ast year’s CIAU MVP, Chris Biegler, the Cougars dumped deending CIAU champion& Brandon Bobcats, 86-79. In the opening round shellaquing’ Tom Schneider potted 11 for Materloo, while Peter Sawchuk added 10 and Don Meace meshed Line. The Warriors cleare’d their heads on Saturday and regrouped to lawn the Carleton Ravens, 82-71e The Ravens were last season’s XJAA East titlists. Schneider led the charge with 25 points while Chris Troyak Iailed 13. Although. these guards paced the scoring brigade, ticcrae saw the play of UWs front court as the key to the win. “The improved-eff& of our big players as a group showed that

then go on to fail in the first year anyways,” The association’s executive committee, which heard the case and made the ruling’ determined these comments to be disparaging and false, They felt the reputation of the entire association was also damaged by the allegations which were deemed to be unacceptable and unethical. Coach McKee had no comment on the charges or the penalties,

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Director of Athletics, Car1 Totzke claimed UW had penalized the coach already and that he was made aware of the problem. “I am disturbed by the penalty’ but I have to accept the process of the executive committee,” claimed Totzke. As for questions regarding an appeal’ the Director of Athletics has not yet decided between a formal appeal or discussion*

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maybe we had something of value.” As a group’ Waterloo’s front court accounted for 26 points, In Sunday’s consolation title match which McCrae termed, “our best game to date,” the Warrior8 turned heads with their sound beating of the Golden Bears. The drubbing was even more impressive considering the Golden Bears pushed the powerful Bobcats to the final buzzer in Friday’s opening round play. Schneider sealed up a spot on the tournament all-star team, canning 29 points on the afternoon. After Schneider, six other Warriors scored between seven and nine points. “When we were taken down by Regina, there was some accidental editing going on,” said McCrae, “Some players were being by-passed and our play was becoming predict able, but the game of basketball won’t allow you to do that. The two games we won, we plugged into this? McCrae was pleased with the play of Don Meace, Pat Telford and rookie Andy Zeinchuk. “The improved play of Meace, Telford and Zeinchuk produced a positive ring to our development.” The two wins and one loss out west boosted Waterloo’s pre-season record ‘to 4-1, They’ll put that on the line tonight (Friday) at the PAC when the York Yeomen visit at 8 p.m. Fans are reminded that the infamous Naismith Classic, the main event of Homecoming weekend’ begins next Friday beginning at noon. In the noon-hour game, the Laurier Golden Hawks face the Toronto Varsity Blues, while at 2 p.m.’ the McMaster Marauders battle the Winnipeg Wesmen. At 6 p.m. the Saskatchewan Huskies play 1987 Naismith champions’ the Acadia Axemen. The feature game of the evening tips off at 8 p,m, when the Warriors face the Ottawa Gee Gees. Ml wee.kend games are covered by student athletic passes.

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The University of Waterloo Athena 8qua8h team travelled to Queen’s this past weekend for their first tournament of the season. The tourney involved UWt McGill’ Western and Queen’s, The Waterloo team dominated earning 14 out of a possible 15 points. The Golden Gaels finished in second with 8. Western took third with 6 points while McGill managed only 2. For the first time ever, Waterloo defeated Western’ winning all six matches* Diane Knebel, playing at the sixth seed won her match 3-1, ’ Liana Cooper (sth]’ Sandy Brundle (4th) and Diane Lee [znd] won handily’ dispatching their opponents three games to zero, Diane Hutchison playing at t bird encountered a resilient opponent- Hutchison took five games to register the *w’* Louise Waite started slowly, but gained control in game two to defeat Western’s number one seed 3-1. Waterloo conceded only one tournament match to Queen’s at the number 4 position& Diane Lee and Liana Cooper *easily dominated all of their opponents’ not losing a 8ingle game. Overall, four of the Waterloo women were undefeated giving UW its first gold finish in six years of OWIAA competition. The Athena’s play again, November 12-13 at Western in an individual flight tournament,

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Although it’s already bhen operating for two weeks, Waterloo% new weight room was officially opened with a ribbon-cutting ceremony on Tuesday afternoon. Originally, it was hoped the weight room would have been ready for 1982 or 1983, due to some of the dangers of the rather smallish old weight room. The construcUon of the Davis Centre held up the weight room’s development, as the two rooms needed for the new room were used for classes. The funds for renovating and equipping the new weight room were generated from the dean of students office, headed by Ernie Lucy and pat RobinBon, along with the athletic department. “The attitude toward improved student life helped move

the construction of this weight room along quickly,” commented Don McCrae, who along with Sally Kemp, acted as spokesperson for the facility. There were many other people involved in the design and equipping of the new facility, The men’s and women’s intercollegiate councils along with the campus ret department purchased the new equipment* The weight club, chaired by Dave Fritz and Chico Silvestri located the equipment, with tremendous support from facilities manager Bill Cook and his staff, and plant operations, helped to assemble the weight room* With the new facility, there are now two weight training rooms in the PAC. The old weight room has been re-equipped and can be re8erved or used by anyone, The new weight room is more com-

plete, with all varieties of equipment including loose weights, All manners of participants are accommodated: novice, training, fitness or body builders, Currently, there are control problems in the new room, but members of the weight training club have been supervising and making recommendations as to its best use. ’ The second phase of the weight room project is to evaluate where equipment might be duplicated due to extensive use. There is also potential for future buildings, more specifically the proposed sportsplex on the north region of campus which would have a weight room attached to it, This is part of a department of Athletics recommendations to the, university.

SERVlC8S Io-yaars bookkeeping experience. Accounts receivable and payable, payroll - costing, bank reconciliation, trial balancea financial statements. Call Bonnie z&r 6:00 pm. 886-1044. R~LJ~, w0& term reports, thesis, etc. Done quickly and professionally on computer with laser print out. Reasonable rates. Call Wendy ext. 4558 or eveninas 746-7849. Word procaaalng service. 24-48 turnaround. Essays, theses, reports, resumes, term papers. Fairview Mall area. Phone 893-0438 8:OO am. lo:00 Dm., seven days a week. Man with small cube van available Saturday for moving. weeknights, $25./hr, KW area - Garvat 746-7160. 3Iti ’ res~rna, club newsletters, custom stationary, event flyers, school reports, and anything else you can think of that needs printing. All work computer typeset and laser printed. Call Pat 747-9392 Leave messaae if I’m not in.

Tuttin@ Fro& and organic chemistry, ChE 102, algebra, beginning calculus. Individual and proup sessions. 10 years experience. Call 686-l 171. WANTrnD Wanted: Cmpu8 tour representative, free trips plus cash. Call Hi-Life at l800-263-5604. Echo Tour& The No. 1 college tour operator is looking for an efficient, responsible and organized campus representative. Earn free trips and good commissions. Claw nutea (neat and from beginning of term to present) for the following courses: PSCI 260A (9130 MWF), GUS 201 (lo:30 MWF), ITAL 291 (12:30 MWF), PSCI 281 (1:3O MWF}, and ECON 101 (3:30 MTR). I will pay a small borrowing fee if wanted. They’ll be given back the next class (promised!l). Please calf 747-46O9. Ask for Joe. Thanks. Needed lmmedlataty. Tutor for first year chemistry (CYE lO2) for student in first year engineering. Phone 7473624 after 7:00 pm, ChIIdren’e acts for November 12. Clowns, magicians, etc Contact: Federation of Students, or after 5:00 pm., 746- 1072. HQLP

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Weekend counaallora for developmentally delayed individuals, e6.35Ihr. Every second weekend, Leave message for Don Mader after 200 pm- 884-6012# 886-S201. m-tlm@, flexible hours. Afternmns, Saturdays, some evenings. Knowledge of cameras helpful but not nevestry. Apply Robinsons Camera Ckpammt, King Centre, Kitchener. 576-2000, ext. 12. B##IIv~ X-courMq ski instructor needed for weekends of Jan. 14, 21, 28 in Waterloo P8rk. Five hours each Saturday and Sunday. $12/hr. Send @Jalifications to 74 East Ave., Kitchener. N2H lY7. WDR

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Mwttbnw Iooklng for a ride east for Christmas, Share gas/driving. Call Darryl at 742-4866.

Typing: 32 years experience. 85c double spaced page. IBM Selectric. Essays, resumes, theses, etc. Westmount-Erb area. Cali 886-7153. F-t, m~ti* typing and letter quality word processing. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports. Free pickup and delive.ry. Call Diane, 5761284. 32 yam experience, electronic typewriter, Westmount area. .95c double spaced page, Call 743-3342. Word# - Professional typing servic0s. Offered 7 days/week. Work guaranteed Call 746-6746+ Pick-up and delivery av8ij8bl8. Fmt, profeulond wrd processing by university grad. Pick-up/delivery available on campus. Grammar, spelling, corrections available. Laser printer. Suzanne, 886-3857.

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Eawya, etc. word precessedl $1.50 per double-spaced page. Resumes $5.00 per page. Draft copy always provided. Near Seagram Stadium* Phone 8&5-l 353. Word processfng on computer by experienced editor, writer. letter qualjty type, spell check, word counts. Qvernight service at sl.00 per doublespaced pag8. Call Mark, 746-4357. Fast acanto typist will typ8 essays, theses, resumes, etc, $1 XKI per double-spaced sheet. Please call Lyn at 742-6583. EoonoType -, Thes8s, projects, esSays, resumes, general typing. Twelve years experience. Good rates. Close to university. Call 747-4469.

The rooma in f ut-nished townhouse. Available Nov. 1, 1963. Kitch8n and laundry facilit& Free parking. Rent negotiable. Call 886-7032.

Rachelle B. - call Neman so we can go jump out a plane together and end it all before the exams1

Three rooms in five bedroom housea Partially furnished, washer/dryer, 15 min. walk to U of W. $240 + util. Tim, 746-4954 or ext* 6386.

Mary: Ha8 anyone asked you to go with theni? What are you going to wear? Sue. 0mup lotilng to explore the importance of paranormal phenomena for concentration and creativity. Discussions, experimentation. Call 5798160 for information.

Apwtment l wlhbl* in December, move in date flexible. One bedroom, large livingroom and dining area, kitchen, storage, plus extras. $49O/month. CM 747-0644.

Neqd l bre8k from the bks7 VoWiteer for the Homecoming fair or After Hours Dance. Guaranteed to be rewarding and funI

Noumber 7, upstairs at the Grad House, The English. Society presents Poetry, Prosa and Pizza at &OO, Bring your writing to read, or bring someone else’s Come and eat pizza, listen, read and mix. (For more bad poetry, there is an impromtu poetry-writing contest, tw),

What am 1 going to do? How can l be sure I am pregnant? How should I tell my family? Can I continue in school? Wherhcan I obtain good medical care? Call &rthright, 579-3990.

Cu!e, tanned smurf and tall man from B.C. with awesome light car seeking real women and/or m8n: If you qualify, call us: Nick 886-4068 and Simon 884-6395.

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Typing (MaclrHosh)@l. double spaced page. No technical typing or charts. Campus pick-up and delivery. Pat 893-0499 ater 5. Word procaaalng. Will type essays, theses, resumes. etc, Fast, reliable service. Letter quality printer. Call Sharon 743-l 793. Papara, rmaurnes, theses, using Mii crosoft Word. Fast, excellent quality, spellcheck. Extensive experience. Oncampus, reasonable rates. Call Lynda, Ext. 2784.

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QaY mti, very successful bu? lonefy, wishes to meet gay or bi males under 25 years for social outings and g& tims. Serious calls only please. Doug 658-3387.

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Valuntwr8 4~ Homecom’ing, sign up at the student Volunte8r Centre or the Federation of Students. hb: Who are you going to ask to go? Health Studlem Logo Contest - Great Mark prizes to be won Submit 8Xx7 1 m y0u sure you’re safe? Pregnancy black/white original, photocopy, coisn’t the only sid+effect ofsex in the lour original (maximum 3 colours) to . 80’s. BCC x2306e CC 2U6. BMH 2307 by tib8c6mbef 19,1988.

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Hms YOU heard?1 There’s still 8 place for you on the l-lomecoming Volunteer List I

&IfTIrllmr 86. Whole house, three lafg8 badrooms, furnished basement, patio d8ck, washer, dryer, garage. University and Fisher-Hallman, 886O/month neg. 745-l 650.

Help Cham Z356 - weXneed them 356 afd midterms, finals badly1 If we could get a copy. of anybody’s old horrors, please call Kathy - 745-6468. Vt OrlarMtlUfi: Bus leaves for Bru nswick House 7:00 pm, behind VI on Columbia. Limited seating. First come, first served1 No drinks or vomitting on bus1 Happy hnlww to the sisters of Kappa Gamma Phi. Our work has only started - ‘We’re On a Mission From GOdI” B Caaatdyl Next time I say let’s 90 to 8olivia let’sgo to Bolivia1 spunk, Mike spunk1 No more long isl8nd ic8 teas, fat cats (she’s on a diet) or repeat8d playbacks of George Michael1 Love Sundance. P.S. What about Trivial Pursuit? Ctibafi 8tutifa present Cultural Night and party. Entertainment, food and cash bar. Friday, Novemb8r I8 in SCH - 800 pm. 83Iperson. All we!come1 ’ Bar& I love your p8rfume but don’t wear it Monday, Marnie’s getting susvicious. Grew Valuntem m for Hommm[ng 86, Nov. 10-l 3. All types of positions are avaitabk!. Please contact Federation of Students Off ice or Student Volunteer Centre, ‘rm. 150 A, Campus Centre. m PI8 - I love you m&e than I ever believed it was possibl8 to love someone. I owe every bit of happiness in my life to you. Happy Anniversary with all my love - your k.Fm

ho years strong and growing.,.Happy Anniversary to the sisters of Kappa Gamma Phi* 6ast wishes, J.A, af Wlllatler this Spring1 $715 gets you return air on a big aeroplane, a week% accomodation in the Trendy village, free booze and b8r-b-ques {really1 and lots of itl), and seven days on the two biggest mountains in North America. Yes, you can afford this: $300 right now (d8ad!ine has come and gone), balance in March. So, find some friends and sign up today - only the most social 80 p8ople will be accepted. Exams end April 20, we leave April 21. M8ga party and skiing guaranteedl Call Mark: 894-0751. hJoy worlclng with kids? Come out and help at the Homecoming Fair Saturday afternoon, Nov. 12. Santa Cl8us will be th8r8, Will VOU? Congr8tultilon8 to my sisters and sisters to be. Let’s make our third year even b8tter. Love, Marn. Mppy second Anniversary to all the sisters of Kappa Gamma Phi. Let’s k88p it us. Love Karen. Enjoy dowlng around? We’ll dress you up and you can clown with balloons and the kids for liomecominal WUbtadi On* girl to engage in spontan8ous conversation. Must be fully familar with Kama Sufra and flexibla. 6ig R8d Toggle, FOUND Da& ‘87 - a unique silver ring in Open Door Gift Shop. Call Kathy 745-6488.

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TUDSDAY WATSFIC (Waterloo Science fiction Club1 meets ev8rv Tu8adav at 6:30, %ambus&tre Chbs Ro&. All WeI: corn;1 AtMtlon lonely people - now enlisting for sasquat&se~rch expeditions. House of Debates meeting, 5:30, St. Jerome’s 249.

KIN Mudenbl KSA meeting at 5:30 in 8MH cafeteria. It’s your last chance to get involved with the HKLS Pub and the Fun Run for Homecoming. Come join us and get involved!

tie WbtMU ch8rl8S strip himself of superficiality. House of Debates. St Jerome’s, 249, 5:30. 811

“Anlm~l Lovera: The New Man Haters” - an 8udiotaped lecture by Dr. Edwin Locke. Presented by Students of O.bjectivism. 7:30 pm., HH 334. hetyhe welcom8 - admission free,

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Lum tipus Ministry 11 :OCam’. Service of Holy Communion, Keffkr Chapel, WLS 8ricker St. at Albert. Coffee hour following. - <

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AnwHy lntemdiond Group 118 general meeting. CC 135, 7:30 pm. Movies,speaker& and otherinteresting stuff: New members 8~ i3kays welcome* QLOW (Gay’s and Le8hi8ns.of Waterloo) holds a coffee hour from 9:OO11 :OOpm. in room 110 of the Campus Centre: For an informative evening of films,8peakers,di8cu88ion8 and socializina. All are weicome. Cm1 wwlw at Conrad Grebel Callege, 4:3Dpm. Evening prayer with choir and sermon. w& 00 Club invites beginning pl@yers to lesacms starting at ZOO pm. and players to free playing time at 7:3D pm., B,C. Matthews Hall, room 1040, call ext. 4424.

Boon Horlt8ge Crossro8ds’ chri$t- - ’ mas craft workshops held in Doon% m ,&r&Ma Club invites players, baTownship Hall, 2:OO to 4:OO pm.+Enjpy ginners and visitors to its biikly the scents of Christmas as you mak+ meeting at 7:30 pm., room lm, B.C. potpourri, pommanders and sachets ZMatthaws Hall. Bring your boards and ,* with Joanne Lea. dictionaries. For more information, C0nm &lm announcas Cc+ , phone >579-3095lege Day ‘88. Find out why Conestog% St& wt Workshop, sponCollege is your place for pr8ctical sored by the 8aha’i Studies Aseocialearning that’s of value to yoiu, tc bustton of UW. 7:30 pm., Campu8 Centre, iness and industry, and to thecommwnl IO. Everyone welcome. $3 fee. munity. 1:CXI - 400 pm. 299 Dtin will be fomrdacl to UniV8lley Drp Kitchener, 435 King St. NW ; Ail prwwd~ tag way. Waterloo. ‘c . MDHDAY,

Mood .Donw Clinic. Campus Centre, from lO:m am. to 4:OO pm. Donors an8 r&fuested to eet before donatina.

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m Stu&nt Movement Supp@r Program, 5:m - 7:m pm. 177 Albart St. at Seagram. Topic: Housing for low-income people. I’U~DAY,

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Epey Ontwlo - Waterlw Wellington is kicking off the month with their 2nd Annual “Celebrities in Fashion” show, Fashions by the Bay, Crystal Bailfwrn,

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chener. Doors open at 730, show statis at 8:DO pm. Tickets are $12. Phone 7452112 to order. Lutheran Campus Ministry I OCOpm. Candlelight Eucharist in Keffer Chap81, WLS Bricketr St. 8tAlbert. Coffee hour following.

mUR8DAY

m fw Peace Tele-conference on th8 implications for Canada of the proposal to buy ‘nuclear’ submarines, 12:m - 200 pm., Needles Hall 3ODl.

NOVRMMR

Amnasty lntmm8thd coffeehouseat the Heuther Hotel. Errol 8lackwood and other ‘fantabulous’ artists. $2.00 cover charge. 8:DO pm., King 8nd Princess Streets.

discussion meets in the CC at 830 pm. (seaTurnkey fur speizific room number). Come out and meet women in a casual and friendly environment. For more informatiun call 884~GLOW. bm multkultud folk dance for fun and performance opportunities. 7:30 9:30 pm., Studio C, ECH Philfip St. Marc 885-6346.

UW FIMI Society presents: 25 Fir+ man Street (Hungary, 1974), a film by lstvan Szabo. Following will’ be Hitchcock’s: Rear Window (1954). 7:m pm., East Campus Hall, rwm 1219, For more information call 885-l 211 8Xt. 3709.

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byrnwfa Evangellc@l Fellowship 6ible study at 7:3Opm. in CC 110, All are welcome.

J&e of the future - find out what they are. Needles Hall, 3ODl. Presented by . the Student Vocational Advisor Pro-

FRIDAY

B~le6rwM, CC 11 D; I 1% am-130 pm. Every Monday 8nd Thursday. Come to meet people, 8at fc& drink drinks, use Star-Wars dixie cups

Clnanu ar@t&.This w&k’6 Easy Rider. Movie starts at 9:30 pm. in th8 Campus Centre Great Hat! 8nd are free of charqe.

MDUDAY

Pwgwmh: forum for the balanced discussion of social and ethical issues of science 8nd technology. Film presentation - “If vou love this Planet”. Dis-

%plfltual R-m for Social Cumpassion: Living Justice, Making Peace”. A Peace workshop with the Shalom Institute, Si8gfriad Hall, St. Jerome’s College, 900 am- - 3:%pm, Fae - $20, students/seniors, $25 others. Information: 885-0220 (651, ~ SUNDAY,

CM8 tiuMl~ will speak on “Sexual Assault” in Room 4064 M&C, from 7:OCJ - 9:OD pm& at Albat?. coffee hour followino.

@&#I Sbdh Association meetin@ This week’s topic ‘The Purposa of Life”. C8mpus Centre, room llO,7:m orn, Evervona welcome. $&etR~con~ du Cercle Fr8nc8is ? presentation du film ‘La Note’; 7:CXI pm., a St. Paul’s College. Tout 18 monde est bienvenu8, meme Andre, Fr. Donald Grayston, Sh8lom lnstitution; will speak on “Public Theology and the Canadian Peace Movement”, Conrad Grebel College, 7:30 pm. lnformation: 865-0220 (65). SATURDAY,

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cClulatlan Fellowship weekly meeting. 7130 pm., WLU Seminary Building, room 201. All welcome. For transportation call 746-5769. Frtdmy prayer, I:30 - 2:15 pm., CC 135, Friday study circle, 800 - 10:(X pm., CC 135. Both events are sponsored by the Muslim StudentsAssociation. SUUDAY hyman’a Evmgelbt Fellowship evening service, at 7:OO pm.@ 163 Univ8rsity Ave. W., Apt. 321 (MSA]. All are w8lcome. For more info, call 864=7t ma. 9 Uf \

Chapdawvlc#at Conrad Grebel College, 7:OC pm. Informal service with modern music, drama and discussion following. ONDOlNa

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B Wdd Youth is now recruiting participants bemen 17 and 20 (aa of December 31, 1988) for exchange programmed with developing cuuntries in Africa, Asia, Latin America and the Caribbean. Exchanges start as early as June 198% Final dealine for applications in J8nuary 2711999. For application forms or more information, contact Canada World Youth, Ontario Regional mice, 386 Blm St., West, 2nd floor, Toronto. M5S 1X4. f418I 92%G776.

Old camtpy games, here and now. N8w exhibit of multicultural games featuring eefman, Mediterranean, Oriental and Korean games. 9:OO am. to 5:m pm. Sundays 1 :m - 510 pm. Musaurn and Archive of Games, BMH, free. bm Anonynwa. A non-profit self-help group for those wishing to re&~:@m mg use- Mwtingstak8 pl8ce Murday nights at 7:CKI pm. at St. Jerome’s High School teacher’s lounge (Duke St., Kitchener) and Monday nights at .8:W pm. at St. Louis Roman Catholic Church (Allen St. E., Kitchener - rear door to right of church choir entrance); MlKa Mw Memorial 8ursaries. Deserving third and fourth year students who have financial need, an exemplaw academic record, and who have achieved a high level of accomplishment in extr8-curricular activities 8re invited to apply for these awards. Application, Novamber 30, 1.988 to Dr. Neil Widmeyer, Dean’s mice, HKLS, BMH 8017. Special applications are avail8ble at tha Student Awards me fice. vrh&aa social school program for children in K-W, urgently 8eeking volunteers during October and Novembar. Rewarding experienca for interested students. Call “Friends” 742-43m Tuesday or Thursday. Rep ister now for Nov. 2nd workshop.

DEADLINE

Monday at 5:00 pm.

Can&m mncll Readings Programme at St- Jerome’8 College: Timothy Fmdley, novelist (VVedneaday, November 23, 3;m),Stuart Mackinnon, poet (Wednesday, Janu8~ 25, 3:30}, Bronwen Wall8ce, poet (Wedneaday, March 15, 330).

P&es!3kxlal ResearGtI, Tumw & Uterary Servbs

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