1988-89_v11,n20_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Brrr!

Board of Entertainment

Ambassador

(with City of

to the UN.

1984-M

Jan943is

The Born bshelter:

TOM HANKS WEEK

Threew~~th”at~dsnt.pass. -* ,

NOW$llO

UPCOMING- SHOWS EnuPtmvnrnt

Stephen Lewis

It’s cold outside. Stay warm on Kitchener Transit. ‘,.

“.

$5 Students / $7 Others

Watertoosubsidy)

Available at:

Available at the Fed Office until Tuesday, January 10

Fed Office (CC 235) Grad House All BASS outlets

Tenessee Rockets

at the movies

7:3Opm Thurs. Jan. 12,1989 ,~Hunjonities Qeatre . .

.January6&--7

Campus

Centre

-ROCK & ROLL ‘NIGHTS

DAYS

Wed.-Thurs. Janua,ry 18-I 9 ‘I 0:OOam - 12:30pm ‘* and\ 1:OOpm - 4:OOpm

Campus Centre room 1 Order your custom-fitted

LEATHER JACKET

+ Blue Rodeo with Crash Vegas January 21

Tom Cochrane & Red Rider

.Janu&y 13

January 26

LivCJazz at Noon” fee at Fed Hall January 1I; lt7, 25 & 3 I PROPER I.D. REQUIRED BEnt. says ?Ion’t be a D./AX”

; NEEDMONEY? I + I

JACKET

’

Wednesdays and Saturdays

Internal Liaison

Lower Concourse

._. . Plastkw&w Replicas with Hei~mlich Maneuver

Photo I.D. cards ($3) available Tues., Jan.*lB tiam loam - 2pm

CAMPUSSHOP

Federation Hall:

Committee

of Presidents

Monday, January 9,5:00 pm Fed Boardroom

Federation Clubs Tuesday, January 10,4:30 pm Campus Centre room 138B

Hear Canadian Astronaut Bjarni Tryggvason Thursday, January 12 11:30am and 3:OOpm Davis Centre room 1350 (m-sponsored

with CASI Student Branch)

I I I I I

Work p-art-time for the Board of Communications

Graphic Designers and Layout Staff

: 1.

I 1 I I

.1 i I I

Build your purtfolio!

Three Men and a Baby Jan 6-8 .i ‘_ i. ’ IXucky Horror Picture Show Jan 13-15 .Shows at 7 and 9 pm Arts Lecture Hall room 113 $3 Non-Feds $2 Feds

tmprint,

Feds arrange /for, Lewis to Visit UW

by Muis 8edhy Imprint rtaff

Friday,

January

6, If&@

Tuition going_* I by 7.5% up

“Ckmda’s beet orator” will be speak’fng at the University of Wqter&o Thursday, January 12 at.*‘,%30 p.m. Stephen Lewis, for=rCanadian Ambassador to the’7Mted Nations, will be on campus as part of the Federation “Canada and the of Students’ World” aeriea, Rumbured to have been fed socialiam: with his morning Pab-’ lum, Lewis i8 also one of Canadds foremost and most popular democratic socialists. The son of David Lewis, federal NDP leader from 1971 to 1975, Stephen Lewis himself was elected :to the provincial legislature at the age of 25, and became the leader of the Ontario NDP in 1970, He proceeded to lead the provincial branch of the. part to its strongest showing ever, w K en the NDP became the official opposition in 1975. He retired from politic8 in 1978 after hi8 party returned to a third place standing, Lewis has also worked as a labour mediator, a broadcaster, and a journalist before being appointed ambassador to the UN. Described as an authority on human-rights and public policy, Lewis several times risked political flak to disagree with the government on issues such 88’ cntis&nissile testing and free trade, He hae also criticized the govervent’s approach to South Af@ql’a apart heid policy. down as am“b%&%i+ stepped or .to the UN this year ‘ur: years. in office. He is

by, Andma Windsor There% good news and bad news for students in 1989. A press release from the Ministry of Colleges and’ Universities, dated December 13, 1988 announced a $116.2 million increase to be distributed among all Ontario post-secondary inatitutions. Now for the bad news. Accompanying this 7,5 per cent increase in operational grants the ministry also presented a 7.5 per cent raise in tuition fees a8 a gift to students. The chairperson for the Ontario Federation of Students, Shelley Potter, expressed her grave concern that the lateat increase in tuition fees “pushes the cost of one year of study over the $10,000 mark.” Since 1980, 8tul dents’ contribution to the coat of

post-secondary ed&flgn h? been gradually inwhing; an undergraduate rtu&&$~ Arts and Science can ex#& Pay u$ to $1,518 an increqq&-$107 in the 1989/60 school #j@ h Waterloo’8 student’ predded, Adam Chamberlain, laohed oJt l at the government saying they “had deliberately and effectively misled the ublic.” Chamber Pain &says the actual incre noun four ure 0 improperiy inch&&; *budgetary items which are.#$i’radi.tionalls included in @&q’~ operating funds, he said. : So far, there #$&$&di~tion whether student, ‘as‘eista&e under the Onta@@,&ud~nt ;Aasistance Progra@%$ll keep pace with the %se in ~&ion, - .

Jean Cretien’s address at UW in the fall, Stephen to be able to filf the void. The former UN. wilt speak in the Humanities Theatre on Jan. 12. and film. He has also been an now a special lecturer at the Univeraity of Toronto, and intends outspoken critic of injustices of to write a book about Canadian both the political right and left. The event is sponsored by the and American foreign policy and Federation’s Public Issues Board his UN experiences. Lewis ha8 received several and the Graduate Students Aahuman rights awards, including sociation. Tickets are available at all BASS Outlets at a cost of one for a CBC documentary on $5 for students and $7 for others. the Holocaust theme in literature If you missed Lewis ought ambassador

$trblic Issues Board sponsors theme week .’

“&ada and the World” &ill &the theme of a week sponsoti’d by the Public Issues Board of ths Federation of Student8 from January 9-15. The week ,wfil feature presentations, panel discussions and display8 by a variety of groups and individuds on a number of issues concerning Canada and its role in the world. ” Ctil. Donald Ethel1 will begin the theme week with his presentation entitled “Peacekeeping Our Contribution to World Peati” at 4:30 p.m., Tuerrday January 10 in the Engineering Lecture Hall. 1 Lt. Col. Ethel1 is responsible fqs the planning and implemen-

tation of all Canadian peacekeeping missions and was recently recognized by Maclean’8 - magazine a8 one of twelve “Canadian8 Who Made a Difference” in 1988, On Wedneaday January 11 several expert8 on Canadian en-. vironmentil policy will participate in a panel discueeion on “Canada and the Global Environment” at 7:30 p.m. in Siegfried Hall, St. Jerome’s College. The four member panel will include representatives from Pollution Probe, Energy Probe, the Canadian International Development Agency and the academic community. Following very- brief opening

PEEL REGIONAL

POLICE

FORCE

remarks from each panelist, the diacuaaion will focus on isauesconcerning Canada and the 810-I bal environment raised by members of the audience. Also part of the “Canada and the World” theme week will be a presentation by former Canadian Ambassador to the United Nation8 Stephen Lewis in the Humanities Theatre on Thursday, January 12 at 7:30 p.m. Throughout the week several on-campus and local groups will set up displays with an “international perspective” in the Campus Centre. All interested students, faculty, staff and other community members are invited to attend these events,

IS HIRING

Read Over 1,000 words per minute ImproLe Comprehension by 10 to 15% Improve Concentration and Retention

CONSTRBLESUXD~TS Most career oppclriunities offer a hallenge. Most provide #tractive wages and benefits. Most recognize achievement. ,But uery few ‘jobs’ give you the chance to fuffill a vital rde iti your community, to make an important contribution. A career with the P&l Regional Police Force offers it all! tt’s everything you think it is: Challenging Interesting And evervthinq you may not think

it is: Pfe?stigbus

petnandhg Rewarding

I and women of good character, compassion re required by this progressive Police force. rt the basic requirement for the Police Force, !o successfully complete academic, physical bgical and medical tests as prescribed. We would like to hear from you CALL US: (416) 4S3-33ll or write: w

PEEL BEOIORAL POUCE PORCE I50 HuRORTARto ST., RO, 10x 7754 s--y, @~&NO -,_ . . . am -

Eight week coarse begins Wednesday, January 18th in MC 8005 Fee including course materials is $80 (FEDS) $95 (NON-FEDS)

Contact the Federation Office B cc 235

:.:

Imprint,

Friday,

January

.NEWS

6,’I 1989

Fall 1988 News Review

The fall term got off to a good start as University of Waterloo students raised more money than Laurier students in the annual Sbinerrmr challenge. Laurier traditionally dominates over UW, The proceeds are raised for cystic fibrosis. Waterloo raised over $44,000, with only the University of Western Ontario surpassing the UW total. Warrior football suffered an early setback as highly tooted coach Dave “Tuffy” Knight suffered a heart rttack on Sept. 3. The coach was hospitalized and replaced by assistant coach Chuck McMann. Knight’s prognosis looks good for returning to his duties for the off season. Unfortunately, the Warriors couldn’t eke out a win in 1988. One, of Canada’s elder datesman visited UW on a speaking engagement. Jean Chretien made a pre-federal election address to a large crowd in the Physical Activities Complex on September 21. Chretien would not rule out the possibility that he would once again vie for the leadership of the federal Liberal party. A committee of the Students’ Council has made the recommendation that the next major fund raising drive at the university in-part su port the building of a uew stu crant-life building. A proposal for an athletic-type social building with other student amenities is now before the development office of the university. A former top model spoke out against the media’s image of women, AM Simonton attacked the media for reinforcing racist,

sexist and violent stereotypes. Simonton spoke in the Humanities Theatre on Se tember 29. Hagey Hall was rl ost to a large pageant controversy on October

Pageant protestor Gretchen Zimmerman made headlines in October.

6 when demonstrators showed up with placards and satirical costumes to protest the staging of the Miss Oktoberfest beauty pageant on campus. The controversy continues as UW President Doug Wright is still under pressure to order the pageant off I campus. Headline ho er and Federation Vice-Presi % ent Shane Carmichael announced his candidacy as a councillor in the Waterloo municipal elections held November 1;. Carmichael finished well down the list of unsuccessful candidates. Brian Turnbull defeated Marjorie Carroll in the battle over mayor for the city. On his own territory, just prior to the election, Carmichael took some heat for $32,000 which was not set aside to pay Ontario Federation of Students membership fees, November proved to be an even more devastating month for Carmichael as the Students’ Council hit him with a non~confidance vote: the council also revoked some of the vice-president’s signing authority because of extreme budgeting problems relating to the Home-’ coming weekend. Author and well-known Canadian Pierre Barton starred in a convocation address at UW in late October. Berton was conferred an honou’rary degree. A Doctor of Laws was presented to him in recognition of his achievements as a journalist, broadcaster, author and humanitarian. The annual OFS - sponsored Queen’s Park rally saw several hundred students converge on

-1

Toronto for the Halowe’en march. Students from across the ’ province were protesting underfunding. Tragedy took the life of Recreation student Lani Carr was fatally injured in an automobile accident while travelling on Erbsville side road, Carr’a funeral service was held October 31.

The founding president University of Waterloo,

Despite orders,

of the Dr. J.G.

8 non-cbnfidence Shane Carmichael

Ha y, was mourned after dying at tf: e age of 84. The Federation of Students were successful in obtaining an extension of prospective membership status with the Canadian Federation of Students. The Waterloo initiative will force another referendum on the topic within two-years. November 10 featured the pomp and ceremony of the official o ening of the Billy Davis buildgg. +.

motion and severa! restraining won’t relinquish his office.

Rent a Freezer - stock pile more food from home! Rent B Washer & Dryer - why sit around in laundromats? ’ . Rent B TV - give yourself a break from the’ books Rent a Refrigerator - eliminate refrigerator overload Microwaves & Dishwashers - oh so convenient! UW Chaplain’s

ecumenical

Marriage Preparation Course, 1989 Place: Siegfried Hall, St. Jerome’s College Fee; $30 per couple due Jan. 9 with registration (5 sessions) Time: 730 - 1O:oO p.m. Mondays, Jan. 9 - Feb. 6

Let’s ,Talk - the importance of communication Reducing the Stmas - fiiancial budgeting & planning ExpIoring Intimacy - sex & sexuality Becomiw One - reconciling background diversity Ekginning Right - what to expect in the fist 6 months

CALL TODAY

744-3345 AND APPLIANCE CENTRE LTD. 127 Victoth

owned

l l

Open daily 9 to 5:30, Friday 9 to 9, Saturday 9 to 5

Street South, Kitchcner

Locally

and

operated

the resource staff consists of profess&s, community p&&gists, coffee and snacks will be served each session a certificate will be available at course end for those desiring

For further Jerome’s

information

contact

College at 884-8110

Rev. Charlie ext. 31.’

Westfall ,

at Campus

chaplains,

Ministry,

etc.

St.

for 30 years! ‘T’he UW Chaplain’s me an association of chapkhs oflerhg indiuidual and join? programs in&ding denominational and university-wide chapel services, discussion groups and postoral coun&ing.

INTERNATIONAL

+nprint,

NEWS,

Friday,

Janusry

1989

Film and real-lifelviolence linked? PENANG, Malaysia, (IPSITWN) All over the world, from Hollywood to Hong Kong, films are becoming increasingly violent and an international media monitoring group believes this is linked to

7296 of films

contain

harmfully

the rise in real-life violence. Over the past 40 years, movies have become progressively more violent and psychologically harmful to normal viewers of all ages, according to a recent study by the International Coalition Against Violent Entertainment (ICAVE), which groups monitoring bodies from 23 countries. The survey covered 1,500 films from 61 countries and concluded that 72 per cent contained some harmfully violent elements, with 52 per cent being rated as either “predominantly” violent or “extremely” violent. Of the 20 countries with 12 or more films in the 1887 sample, Hong Kong, the United States and Mexico had the undesirable distinction of producing the highest percentage of violent films. These were followed by Britain, Italy, Yugoslavia and France.

Mexico

Linda Siddall of Friends of the Earth, ICAVE’s Hong Kong chapter, blames violent movies for the increase in juvenile crime in the British territory. “Movies that glamorize violence and even criminality and

violent

elements

_. use violence as a means of excitement are very destructive to our culture,” Sidall says. John Beyers of the National Viewers and Listeners Association in Britain says video vioience is becoming a major problem and that changes in film rating standards reflect the pub-

lic’s adaptation to screen violence. “What is now rated as suitable for 15 year olds would have been rated as restricted to adults only a few years ago,” Beyers says. Andrea Pasquini of ICAVEItaly says the harmful im act of violent films on Italian cu Pture is “easy for anyone to Bee”. “We have a serious problem with violent entertainment in our countrjr and with increasing violence among adolescents and young adults,” Pasquini says. *‘Italy, being a significant producer of violent films, must take this problem more seriously.” According to a U.S. study, the average IIear-old child watches nine Pilms a month on

the home television set that are theoretically restricted to viewers aged 17 and over because of intense violence or sexually degrading material. ICAVE estimates the consumption of graphically violent revenge and horror films has increased at least loo-fold since 1970, and says there is overwhelming evidence that normal adultas well as children viewers are harmfully affected in unconscious ways by violent entertainment. ICAVE states nightmares and anxiety after the viewing of violent film is a healthy reaction especially where the anxiety leads the viewer to avoid such material in the future, ,

worst offender

Leading the least violent film producers were Hungary, Sweden, Argentina a-nd Brazil, Japan, West Germany/and the Soviet Union, accord+g to the i study. The study details d20 movies of extreme violence with film reviews listing descriptions of bombings, murders, rapes, decapitations and even the disembowelment of children. While ICAVE praised the 150 films that it says attempt to teach positive messages, it expressed great concern with- the sadism and violence that it says is becoming standard theater and home video entertainment for adults and children around the world, Hong Kong and Mexican film companies produced a high proportion of graphically brutal and sadistic gangster films in 1987.

CHEAP TRIPS JAMAICA

sradiatic gangster films Martial arts combat distinguished the Hong Kong fare, while sexual violence waa present in many Mexican films. Hollywood film companies were by far the leading producers of horror and “satanic horror” - the two most violent categories in the ICAVE study. Dr. Thomae Radecki, a U.S. psychiatrist and research director for ICAVE, says: “The amount of graphic and sadistic violence contained in many of these films is, simply overwhelming.” Radecki says research on the impact of television and theater violence has established the harmful effects on children and adult viewere from material far less violent than were found in the 1987 films reviewed, “It is virtually certaiu the extreme violence of modern film entertainment is having a harmful effect on hundreds of millions of people around the world,” he says. ICAVE estimates between 25 per cent and 50 per cent of all violent behavior in the United States is due to the direct and indirect effects of violent entertainment on society.

hA8dS

8tC.

HOUSE BOATING IN FLORIDA -1ttif8fS 4?8p

t08OOt S8kk8

10 PEOPLE PER BOAT

SKI MONT. STE.ANNE

QUEBEC CARNIVAL

Unfortunately, researchers say normal viewers quickly become desensitized to the violence and no longer see these films ae objectionable. This change is accompanied by an increased tendency toward everyday loss of temper, an increased acceptance of violence as an appropriate method of dealing with conflict situations, and an increased rate of verbal and even physical aggression, they say. ICAVE officials want governments around the world to control the level of violence in films, label video cassettes to warn viewers, enforce stricter ratings and even ban some of the more brutal material.

6 Imprint, Friday,

3anu8~

‘NEWS

6, 1989

issues at W.L.U.

Gay

The challenge that gay issues resent for the helping profeeions will be the subject of a collquium at Wilfrid Laurier Jnivereity on January 11.

advocates

sociil qorker in private practice in To-

Montague, who has counselled gay couples and individuals for six years, will also how

John

Montague,

ronto,

will discuse

how psychia-

try and the law have been poor of ga s and how

the

gay community Kas not had any

formal

advocacy

until

recently.

Nomadic Turnkeys

homophobia often prevents the helping professions from respending properly to the unique

situations preeented by gays. The colloquium, presented by

Laurie& faculty of social work, will be held from 3:30 to 5 p.m. in Room A407 of the John Aird Centre.

DISCUSS

Bwrr! It’s cold out there

STAY WAR,Ibf on Kitchener Transit I 3 month student pass

($10 subsidy from the City of Waterloo)

available Jan. 3 - Jan. 10189 in the Fed Office, CC 235 Photo I.D. cards: $3.00 available: Thursday, Jan. 5189: 10 &m - 2 pm Tuesday, Jan. 10/89: 10 am - 2 pm

It is expected that complete by Friday, disappear between combat insufficient to move, the desk is being replaced.

renovations to the Turnkey Desk will be\ January 6 and that the temporary desk will Friday midnight and Saturday morning. To storage space and give turnkeys more room being 1engthened.A~ well, the tabletopsare

ON THE CAREER PATH The role of research It is the sad fact that many hours toiled over the preparation of the perfect resume are often in vain since they simply never get sent aniwhere. Researching comfianies are a valuable tool to the job hunter both before and after the resume is sent out. Finding places to send the resume can often be difficult. The first place to start is the daily newspaper, starting with the most obvious; the career and help wanted advertisements. These are somewhat helpful, however many of the best jobs are never advertised, and many peo le will be reading the same advertiaement, so the odds are li f: el stacked against you. Do apply, but don’t stop there, There are o Pten news articles about organizations which can indicate possible ‘ob opportunities, such as expansions, new management, or a c h ange in company philosophy. Now that you have the name of the company, more information can be found by searching the employer literature files in the Career Information Centre (Needles Hall). To find some more information, or if the compan happens to not be on file at the centre, then a phone call to t Ke personnel department, or the person in charge of recruitment is a good idea, Not only does it help you et inform-ation, but it gives you personal contact which can hef p you to talk to someone higher-up in subsequent contacts, Once a company has your resume you might want to learn more about them to pre are yourself for the interview. The same methods mentioned aEove could be used in this situation; however, it is not a good idea to try and get-this information from the individual who will be interviewing you for this position, Careful research using “name-dropping” is often a safe bat. This is done by informally contacting someone lower in the organization, such as a typist, or secretary (they often know many peo le), ask them who might know a little bit more on the subject, an cr ask if you can mention their name in.app.roaching that person, There are many innovative methods to research organizations. For more insight into this topic, visit one of the Student Vocational Advisors around campus.

DR. VALERIE

_~~~ OPTOMETRIST

is pleased to announce

the opening

DIPPEL of her practice

920 KING STREET WES.T KITCHENER ACROSS FROM K-W HOSPITAL l UPPER FLOOR By Appointmsnt On/y

5784340

Imprint, Friday, January 6, 1989

COMMENT,

The news that’s fit to print

In case you cared to know, the winter ‘89 editions of Imprint promise to feature some exciting revelations. This will be the last term I will be editing Imprint; I finish my year-long appointment as editor-in-chief of the paper on March 31. I don’t intend on finishing with my guns or my pen a blazing; however, it should be a good finale of a term for some student investigative journalism. Who knows, maybe Imprint will finally be able to fully report on the events leading up to the exposure of that infamous Federation of Students embezzler, Helga Petz. If anyone at UW considers themselves privy to some good information on military research on campus, an article could possibly be forthcoming if the info is passed along to CC 140. The commitment to recycling on campus promises to take up significant headline space for several weeks, It’s been a long time since it was possible to boast about the quality of speakers on campus; but, with Martin Loken at the helm, the Public Issues Board has been active in the fall term bringing in speakers such as Jean Chretien, and Globe Columnist Jeffrey Simpson. Coverage of speakers will continue to remain a high priority in the winter term, especially with Stephen Lewis coming to campus January 12. As usual, an arm of Arts reporters are working hard to bring our readers w Eat is hailed as one of the best university entertainment sections in the country, If you are tired of Mike McGraw cliches in the Sports section, too bad! McGraw’s forte is basketball and with the season just kicking off, “Guffaw” will be more verbose than ever, Welcome back to campus, it should be a swell term. There will be 13 issues of Imprint before exams begin, Mike

Brown

Contribution

‘7

list

Trevor Blair, Andrew Bornyi, Greg Clow, Peter Dedes, Jim Harman, Christina Harding, Glenn Hauer, Andy Koch, Stacey Lobin, Lyn McGinnis, Mike McGraw, Leslie Perrault, Andrew Rehage, Chris Reid, John Ryan, Marie Sedivy, Peter Stathopolus, Cathy Szolga, Derek Weiler, Andrea Windsor, Chris

Students and the Pill At the start of each term, the Birth Control Centre receives a rash of calls about birth control methods from new and returning students. The favorite questions seem to be: “How can I get on the pill?“; “How can I get my pill prescription transferred here?“; and “Where can I get condoms on campus?” Even though the calls have begun to taper off now, the answers will no doubt benefit someone who has not had the chance to ask. There are many brands of the pill, but really only tvo main types, The first is the combination pill, which is the most common. The combination pill prevents pregnancy by inhibiting the development of the egg in the ovary, and by creating a hostile environment for sperm and any egg that might, by chance, be produced. It does this with a combination of two synthetic versions of the female hormones estrogen and progesterone [hence thename). The second type of pill is the Mini-pill, or the proges tin-only pill, which, as the name suggests, contains no synthetic eatrogen. This results in a slight reduction in contraceptive effectiveness since it is the estrogen substitute which inhibits egg production. The pill is a prescription drug, which means that it can only be obtained through a physician. A

woman can speak to her doctor about

the pill, or if she is a stu-

dent living away from home, she can get a personal physician in K-W or at Health Services on campus. After a visit to a doctor+ providing a rescription is given, it can be fil Yed in one of two ways, depending

the

doctor

who

it<. Any prescription be filled at a public pharmacy. The cost of the pill varies provided

can

widely

depending’

on the brand.

However, UW students with a current health plan card can get their prescription filled for the deductible cost of the plan

[about $4,00). Some pharmacies allow students to collect 3 packs at once and only pay the deductible once, as if they normally came in a-packs. Other pharmacies charge the deductible per pack regardless of how many you collect at once. Ask before you give them your business, A special option exists for fulltime students who have a doctor here on campus, at Health Services. A prescription from an oncampus doctor can be filled right at health services, at no cost to

the student (other than the initial c&t of the health plan in term fees). The only drawback is that at health services you must collect your pills in peraon, whereas at a regular pharmacy you could send someone to fetch them for you. If you have your prescription with a pharmacy outside the region and it belongs to a chain with branches in Waterloo, it should be fairly easy to get your

Continued

on Page 8

The Wise Gift In the midst of the continuing debate over the commercialization of our peculiar marking of the winter solstice, I wish ‘to share an inspiring moment of the season. Among the brightly wrapped gifts to a seventeen year old boy was one his mother had mixed feelings about giving him. It certainly wasn’t the largest or most expensive. But this gift, given with love, would have made other parents draw back in horror! When opened, the young man’s eyes went wide! He examined the book carefully while we all looked on, It was so clear, so detailed, so informative - so dangerous! It was an exhaustive guide on male sexuality, complete with illustrations leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination? What could have possibly possessed his mother? Doesn’t she know about “The New Puritanism” and the return of the word “no” to our collective vocabulary? Hadn’t she heard the many public voices calling for a return to teaching “abstinence” and “chastity” in High School? As we all know, if you tell a young person “don’t do it!” the issue is as good as settled. Hadn’t she read about an assistant professor of medicine in one of our major uni-

vers’ities stating AIDS sufferers were the victims of the “idolatry of Eros”? Being like many intelligent, informed individuals, our lucky lad’s mother knew better. In the face of the growing clamor, the small still voice of reason can still be heard. Knowledge to combat ignorance and taboo is one of the greatest possible gifts

one person could give another. Such tiny events counter pessimism publicized idiotic events around us.

do much to from much and absurd

I In the sea of human folly appear instances of common sense. Reasoned information for informed choices are the tools for life, not emotional prohibition feeding unnecessary guilt and a fatal ignorance, A federal study released in December showed almost one-half of Canadian studernie ;r sexually active by The bo;k told of the variety sexual orientations and dealt length

with

contraception

“safe” sex. Wise love said than done. I feel to have witnessed such ple. My only possible would be - shouldn’t received it sooner? Lyn

McGinni8

of at and

is eaaier privileged an examcriticism he have

8884048

Hungry for attention To the

editor,

I am writing this lette’r because of a specific incident regarding the Imprint’s arts coverage lest term, but also beceuse I believe this incident [or more accurately the lack of one) is indicative of e consistent bias in the Imprint’8 reviewing of live or recorded music, I play in e local band that has played at the Bombahelter four times now, but our shows at the student ub have been all but complete Py ignored by the atudent newspaper (we once got a couple paragraph’s mention along with a couple other rock bands that played that same week). Our lest show was November 26 and being aware of the usual lack of interest we generate among Imprint staff, I went down to the Imprint office four times [more than usual] to remind the editors we were pleying end being a local band we could use the support of my university’s newspaper. Our name was put up on the calender, end I was told they would see if they could get any on8 to see us. Wisely as it turned out. I didn’t hold m’y breath. Then I asked myself, why are we being consistently ignored when it seems most every other live band on campus gets co-

Frosh kit mugs I

vered? The answer seemed all too clear. A local rock and blues cover band does not appeal tq the personal musical tastes of the Imprint staff. The same week our bend played+ there where three other musical events covered in the Imprint: the jazz show et the Bombshelter, the *Forgotten Rebels at Phil’s Grandson’s Place, and the “alternative” bands (I forgot the names) that played at the University of Guelph. Obviously I have no problem with the covering of the jazz show. I don’t mind the other reviews either as long as they don’t cause a local band (with a UW member) to be ignored (again) by the student newspaper, while playing et the student’s pub. Shouldn’t the Imprint’s priority lie with campus events, and not the personal tastes of the Imprint staff? I understand that university papers try to provide alternative bands with the coverage they don’t get from other sources. I applaud that. However, a student paper must also stay in touch with its readers, the student po ulation. MY 1 and has consistently drawn over 200 people who have always given us a favorable response. I know coirer bends are the ultimate evil in the alternetive music scene, but if they would give us a chance, the Imprint would find that along with

our Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Doors tunes we da traditional blues from eople like Robert ohnson and E Pmore James, equal I y kegitimate as jazz bands doing Dizzie Gelespie Charlie Parker tunes. We even do some of our own originals. I realize I don’t have the most objective perspective when it comes to the Imprint’s reviewing of bands, but I think the problem is also evident in the record reviews, I work in the campus record store, end know a reasonable amount about music, but there have been times when I didn’t recognize the name of one band in that week’s Imprint reviews. Some records are reviewed t-hat are not even available at the campus record store [a good source of alternative music). After having said all that, I enjoy reading the Imprint even the Arts section most of the time. I’ve read some good reviews that I’ve agreed with end disagreed with. If members of the Imprint staff are wanting to write reviews for commercial paper8 in the future, they will have to learn to write objective reviews about bands they don’t particularly like. Maybe this term they can practice on us. Good Luck in ‘89.

To the editor, _

lazy fingers). I propose a slightly more active solution. The frosh kits that all incoming students receive are filled with items of various merits. Perhaps a WPIRG mug should be amongst these bits and pieces. I’m sure that a bulk order would work out less than a buck a cup.

Over the last few months I have watched the ongoing debate over the merits of styrofoam coffee cups, While to some this may seem a storm in a teecup, I appreciate the underlying concern for the environment that motivates it. The often proposed solufion has been for people to buy their own “recyclable” cups, or use paper ones (and burn your

from page 7

prescription transferred, If your Dharmecv does not have a branch ii town and you didn’t make arrangements -with the pharmacist before leaving, it may be simpler to get a new preecription from a local doctor end ha6e it filled as described above. Let us caution you that the pill is not for everyone. There can be serious side-effects, as yifh any medication taken regularly for a long period of time. To find out more about the pill, and other methods of birth control, ask your doctor, visit health services, or drop by the Birth Control Centre, CC 200, Ext. 2306.

Mardie Creed + uw Birth Control Cantre

Imprint needs

A City Hall reporthr Stlpend avaltable

To the editor,

Let’s not be naive. Racist jokes serve to promote precisely what the name denotes: RACISM. There is a most disturbing correlation between racism and fascism. May I bring into memory the most adamant racist of all time, Adolf Hitler? Thus, we know just what sort of mentality racism spawns. And thus, the

Ben Lawson Earth. Scisncm,M.Sc.

worst atrocities imaginable have their most humble origins. Let’s stamp out racism and stop pretending the problem doesn’t exist. It most certainly does, yet under the guise of serving to promote humour. I find it ironic to find racism 50 prominent within our institutions of higher learning!

Richard Fairman

Imprint Editorial Board Elections January CC,

‘In the article “%arbon proof of God’s existence” (Dec.2,1888] E. Kuelker quoted the Gringerich Pascal-Lecture: “Science weaves together theories and observations into a large tapestry. The coherence of the tapestry is the truth of science.” Science me be systematic, but it is not co h erent. Relativity, for example, assumes all things are in motion but specifies an ult imate cosmological frame of reference by combining relativistic mobility and Newtonian fixity. This incoherent synthesis produces a scale factor that yields the vast distances and huge ages for today’s hypothetical cosmos. Riddles such as the delicate constitution of carbon or the unexplainable composition of the atmosphere reflect the limits of systematic methods rather than a supercalculating intellect suggested in the article.

Science ?ya@matics merely represent obae?v’etions but can ‘neither reco nize or ex lain the ultimate rea f fty or trut K behind the phenomena. Relativity, for example, is based on inertial systems; But Einstein held that the law of inertia is s eculative and can never be rea Pized. It is sim ly impossible to verify inertia fi y asserting the earth’s centre moves uniformly in the plane of its solar. orb if all gravity is removed. As science speculates already about current observations, how can it recognize the truth of the world’s origin for which neither observation nor experimental data exist? The metascience of big-bang origin and of a divine hand in an evolving cosmos, as proposed in the Pascal-Lecture, do not further the quest for the existence of God. J.

Schroeder

Civil Eng.,rmtimd

Petter Bowere 4th Year Sociology

ao - - - aotta II-uThe Pil Jokes Continued

Interpretations differ oviif Pascal lecture

13, 1:OO pm. Room 140

Wine and Cheese to follow

for new volunteers I

Public Interest Research is WPIRG’s goa1 Are you worried about the indiscriminate dumping of toxic waste, the silent destruction of our lakes and forests by acid rain, your rights as a tenant, or the cancellation of the pilot pro’ect recycling program et the University of Waterloo? Have you o 1ten thought about doing something about these problems but couldn’t find a way to get involved? For more than 15 years the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG) has rovided an outlet for concerned UW students to actively wor f: on a variety of environmental and social issues. Through a blend of research, education and action, students have gained an increased understanding of the relationship between different social issues while providing valuable information to the community, WPIRG is located in room 123 of the General Services Complex [GSC) beside the Credit Union. To get to our office, locate the big smokestack, walk down the sidewalk between the new computer building and the GSC and enter Section A of the building. The financial. and organizational direction of WPIRG is provided by a seven-member student board-of-directors who are elected early in the fell term. The programming and salary expenses for WPIRG are provided by a $3 per student f88 collected each term. The fee is refundable during the first two weeks of each term. Unlike the university libraries, WPIRG has concentrated mainly on providing important social and environmental resources. We have a large selection of books, files and periodicals available on topics including acid rain, waste management, water supply/pollution+ native rights, forestry, South Africa and third world development. WPIRG staff and volunteers provide a valuable “consulting” service for students working on essays and assignments. Books and periodicals can be borrowed for a two-week period, while files can be used in our office or photocopied. WPIRG offers students the opportunity to do research which will benefit both the student and the community. UW students can learn the skills of public interest research while preparing research for publications including; Acid Rriin the Silent Crisis, Chemical Nightmare: the Unnecessary Legacy of Toxic Waste, The Social Impacts of Computerization, A Worker’s Guide to Solvent Hazards, and the K-W Tenants Guide. WPIRG volunteer workgroups offer students an opportunity to select, organize, end evaluate educational events on a wide range of

social

and

environmenta

imuee.

These

may

include

films,

speakers, debates or other educational forums. Volunteer involvement can rang8 from e couple of hours to a couple of days per week. There are o enings on the board of directors. Students can also get involve B with research and workgroups. Visit our information table in the Campus Centre next week, drop by the office, or attend the first Workgroup meeting on Tuesday, January 10 between 4:30-5:30 p.m. in GSC 123.

Imprint,

Federation’of

University

Students of Waterloo

Friday,

January

1989

m -

ELECTION

a Nomination

papers will be available for the fol owing positions:

Presided Vice-Presid,ent, Operations and Finance Vice-President, University Affairs and L Members of Students’ Ctiuncil Nomination period, Presidential, Vice-Presidential and Students’ Council candidates:

Students’ Council Seats to be elected

Open: Friday, January 6, 1989 Close: Friday January 20, 1989 +_

i Information on the duties of the President; VicePresident, Operations and Finance; and Vice-President, University Affairs is available in the Federation Office [Campus Centre rbom 235). Notice to Presidential and Vice-Presidential Candidates from “Procedures Governing Elections and ByElections” “The Election Committee shall establish a mail-out to all off-term co-op students of the Presidential and iVice-Presidential’ballots including, if desired by the candidates, a statement of each candidate’s campaign platform. The statement will be in the form of one typewritten 8%“% 11" [or metric equivalent) page, (may be double-sided) and must be submitted for publication no later than the closing day of nominations. The required number of copies will be duplicated by the Election Committee and will be completed within five working days of the close of nominations. At a time and place set by the Elections Committee, each candidate must supply a minimum of two persons fbr stuffing envelopes for the mail-out.” All submitted materials must be camera-ready.

CAMPUS CENTRE r

BOARD

are as follows:

‘Arts Regular ..................................... Arts Co-op ......................................... Engineering ...................................... E.S. Regular ...................................... E.S. Co-op (both streams]. ........................ H.K.L.S. Regular q H.K.L.S. Co-op [both streams) ............ Independent Studies .............................. Mathematics Regular ............................. Mathematics Co-op ............................... Science Regular .................................. Science Co-op [both streams] Renison St. Jerome’s ........

4 1 3 1 1

.........................

i ........

.....................

..........................................

......................................

Terms of Office: Twelve months from the Annual General Meeting which will b’e held the last week of the winter term. . Qualifications

Arts, Engineering ‘B’, Enviromental Studies, . Independent Studies, Math and Science+

Engineering, Human Kinetics and Leisure Studies, Mathematics and At-Large.

available

from

January

6th

20th/89 in the Federation Office, Campus Centre, room 235. Nomination forms must be returned by 4:30 pm. on Friday, January 20, 1989,

ALL ELECTIONS

1 1

SENATE ELECTIONS

ELECTIONS

H.K.L.S.,

are

All candidates must be full members of the Corporation, i.e., they must be registered undergraduate . students who have paid their Federation fees. Nomination papers are available in the Federation Office located in room 235 of the Campus Centre puilding

The following undergraduate seats on the University of Waterloo Senate are up for election:

forms

1 1 1 2 3

for Electioas

The following seats on the Campus Centre Board are up for election:

‘Nomintition

Nomination forms are available from January 8 to 20, 1989, in the Secretariat’s Office, Needles Hall, room 3060. Nominations must be returned by 3:00 pm, on Friday, January 20, 1989.

TAKE PLACE ON FEBRUARY

14 & 15

Ministry in Twitch/Rapec, horror by Greg claw

faithful version of Magazine’s The Light Pours Out Of Me, although Ogre on vocals was disturbing. Finally, as a treat for the Toronto audience (and since the other two Puppy-guys were in the audience,] they dove into a tribute thrash version of the Puppies’ Smothered Hope. The gig, my friends, was shit-

Imprint staff Evil. Truly evil, That is the only way to describe the event that occurred at the Copa in Toronto on the evening of December 12. Despite cancellation of two previously announced Burlington shows, and poor press for the quickly arranged Toronto show, Mr. Alain Jourgensen and compan still managed to present a kit E -ass rock and roll show to a nearly packed house. “Just a second,” you say... “kick -ass rock and roll? Are we talking the same Ministry here? Lick, Work For Love and Hallowe’en Ministry?” Yes, indeedy, but times have changed, and so has Al. Halloween is in the past - welcome to the Lmd of Rape and Honey (Ministry’s latest slab of vinyl.) This fine Monday evening, Jourgenoen, Paul Barker, and friends led US through what can be best desJzyg$Eq cribed as a hardcore / industrial Travelling Wilbur s’ show. First, though, Is K ould mention everyone’s favoriteopening band, Kitten With A Whip. I’ve said enough about these guys, so if you feel like reading about them, dig out my Skinny Puppy show review from last tend Meanwhile, this was the Kit ten’s last show, due to “internal strife” or some such reason. They will

Shit-disturbingly good

Guest

dog

Orge

gives

the

‘Hi’

be missed. Out of the smoke emerges a form. Clad in a trenchcoat and sporting a 1982 synth-pop wizard hair-do, one of the Ministers proceeds to beat the hell out of a keyboard, opening the show with a scathing version of Where You at Now? from 86’s Twitch LP. Drummer and bassist join in, then out of the shadows staggers Mr. Jourgensen. Looking like a mutated cross between Charles Manson and Jim Thirlwell, the wild eyed and intoxicated Jourgensen immediately proceeded to whip the crowd into a frenzy, tossing back bottle after bottle of Hieniken and polishing off a 26er of scotch. After one more Twitch track,

sign. the band hit the new material. Jourgensen, the trenchcoat dude, and “special guest” Nivek Ogre (from Skinny Puppy) grabbed guitars, and the thrashing cornmenced. 1Working through almost all of the new material, the band spewed out some of the loudest industro-hardcore noise that this reviewer has ever had the pleasure of experiencing. The set closed with a gonzo version of No Bunny (a song by Pailhead, one of Jourgensen’s other rejects,] with Alain doing one 1 ell of a good Ian Mackaye imitation. The tastiest parts of the evening, though, were the encores, The first one saw the banddo the instrumental Destruction, after

which Ogre dropped his guitar, screamed “Cocks” into the mike, and proceeded to take on vocal chores for a brilliant version of No Devotion (originally recorded by another of Jourgensen’s projects, Rmmlting

Cocks.]

But wait, there’s more! Second encore saw the guys do a fairly

disturbingly good. A true smorgasborg of Jourgensen’s projects to date. And, by the way, word has it that after this tour, the name Ministry will be retired for several reasons, including record company difficulties and all of Jourgensen and Barker’s other rejects. Not on1 do they have Poads of stuff g eing released under many names on Chicago’s Wax Traxf Records, but they’re also involved with Jello Biafra in a project called Lud, due for release in early ‘89 on Biafra’s Alternative Tentacles label. Methinks the Jourgensen / Barker saga is far from over.

Escape from New York

Cowboys on stages

Elvis

Mohammed

Wiseman

bows

to Acetone

Mecca.

phobo by Pmtw stathlr

by Peter Stathopolis Imprint staff I’ve only been to Stages for concerts, never for dancing. But even considering the usual arsenal. of smoke and lights so beloved (despised) at this progressive club, I was able to order a beer and enjoy a live show. Blue Rodeo performed a solid if not too-inspired set Decemaber 20. Still, the band wasn’t dull. Their pre-Christmas visit to Waterloo even had occasional moments of enthusiasm. Whereas most of the cowboys and dames at Waterloo’s most progressive nightclub waited for the singles, the band wrestled through some of its new material and even offered a short musical interlude a I jam session. Other highlights included Bobby Wiseman’s maniac keyboard playing and improvised percussion on speakers, floor, steel girders, etc. Blue Rodeo are a popular draw and both they and the clubs know it. The attention is quite valid, Look for them again at Fed Hall , Saturday, January 21 and then back again at Stages on Jan. 31.

Costello

is not

my father.

~-w@-mhaga I-

by Andrew Rehage Imprint staff Those newly hip dudes, The Escape Club, came to the Diamond in Toronto at the end of November in an attempt to become international music gods. These guys really need something bad. I think they want fame, fortune, and females. Something makes me very wary when a band pulls poses for photographers during their main set even when we had taken all of our photos. Condescending? Me? Na. They did put on a pretty good set. Short and sweet. Very tight and carried off fairly smoothly. They went through their whole repertoire of stuff, Their debut 8ibum. Nothing of it was really distinctive. Unfortunately they didn’t have another Wild Wild West to offer which was their big finale. During an interview I had with them in New York before their two Canadian gigs (Montreal and Toronto), they cried “CRAPI” when asked of the accusations that they had stolen the bass line from Elvis Costello’s Pump It Up for their Wild Wild We&. Other than that, they really didn’t have anything intelligent tb say. After this big schpeil to grab all the fame they can, it’ll be a surprise if we see them for a second album.

Imprint,

ARTS.

Cope kicks butt

It’s weird to see a song with your name on it and vou’re dead. I going straight. But it’s weird to flick through your record collection and see a song with your name on it and you’re dead! I have a similar problem, tjmre’e another John Ryan on campue and we each get blamed for the other’s actions. Julian: There’s a soap opera actor named Julian Cope in England and for years the rumour that it was me.’ My guitarist, Arnold Schwarzenegger, kept getting confused with the actor, so now he spells it differently, with a ‘3’ in the Arnold. Has your earlier material been remreleased on CD yet? Julian: Yeah, I think it was just released. But I don’t think I get any money for it. It’s all old stuff

Derelk

talk

Who is Julian Cope? Seems like he’s been around forever. He was an integral part of that early eighties Liverpool scene that spawned the likes of Echo &the Bunnymen et, al. He’s been solo for a few ‘years now and has finally said “No” to drugs. Derek was supposed to do the interview but he had to leave so he left me some early, questions and the task of conversing with the geniue that is Julian. I started with Derek’s pre ared questions then reck Pessly winged it. Waa twin your A&R man, Rou Fair a8 PJ u&or a good arrangement? JuMan: It was for -me.- Bu i it wasn’t much fun for him, by the time we finished, he had a ton of stuff waiting on his desk. But

6, 1989

Lester

For Father Knox losef Skvorecky

now he’s a hip dude, people want him to produce their records. The new album has kind of I Motown feel (1 haven’t li8t0d to it). 18 thir conrdous? Julian: I doubt it. I‘don’t like Motown.

18 your reputation centric justified?

a8 a& ec-

Julian: Not really. It’s just the way the press see things. Now if someone expects me to act atrangely. I act as straight as possible, Confounding expectations makes life far more interesting... This is a great concept for interviews - write some question8 up and give them to someone who hasn’t a clue. well, YUUr one

thsfn

maybe Sad tOU -

we could jU8t giva

du it at mm@-

kit and pratmd

t% e bb atrr. Julian: That’s what 1 do - today it’s Julian Cope. There’s 8 whole crew here doing it. I’m doing Ju-

anyway - once a record’s out who cares how it does afterwards? I’ve done my bit by putting it out. So you don’t care if people awe or rteal your music in their own records? Julian: No, art is theft. Like they borrows, genius ‘say, “Talent eteala.” Is this tour a maximum rock and roll feat? Is It coming to Can-

ada? Julian: The

and Orpen

by John Ryan Imprint staff

Dennys

Hundreds of years before the dawn of history a devotee of myptery stories, one Father Knox, came up with ten commandments. These rules were to have served as a guideline for mystery writers to create stories that would not leave the reager feeling cheated. They would help to ensure that readers could follow the story and be able to deduce the murderer’s identity. In each of these ten short stories Skvorecky violates one of the commandments and challenges

**ebytown

the reader to determine which rule has been broken as well as who committed the crime. Ostensibly, Sinr is the second in the Lieutenant Boruvka series, but he only appears in the first and tenth stories. The protagonist is a beautiful lounge singer who is travelling the world, encountering murder, mayhem and intrigue. I could figure out a few of the stories with no problem. Other stories would stretch the brains of a genius to solve. But that’s where we encounter a problem - in most of these stories I don’t care who killed whom. The stories are fairly commonplace whodunnits; they serve mainly as moderately interesting background to Eve Adams and her continuing adventures. Spend your money on something else.

food co-op **ebytown

0111

foc~I co-op**

n alternative

to me?”

by John Ryan Imprint 8trff

Sinr

the e by t

Art is theft won’t

January

Gu,iltier than sin

lian Cope, in the corner there’s a girl doing Melissa Ether&e, and there’s a ctluple of guys who’ll do the Christians. Who else can you do? Julian: Tom Waits listen [coughs up a lung and croaks something). I used to do Echo and the Bunnymen, but they didn’t have anything to say. Speaking of people from the past, were you mad that Bill Drummond @x-manager) recorded Julian Cope Is Depd? Julian: No, it shows -he’s back on track, I was worried that he was

‘Why

Friday,

tour jacketa say “World and Elsewhere Tour,” like in Spinal Top. My band are the bastard children of Human League and OMD - lots of II nths, But if I can get my wife to p r ay tambourine, we’ll crank the amps up to ‘II’ and kick some butt. J.C. will probably reach our area in February, armed with his mike stand/ edestal gimmick. Should be a Poad of laughs.

Looking for a food shopping alternative that gives you less? At ebytowa, you’ll find a wide range of nutritious and tasty products with Iess packaging, Zess processing, less expense and less walking than where you’re shopping now! MENTION YOUR

THIS AD AND FIRST MOFH’S

GET 10% OFF GROCERIES!

ebytown food co-op 280 Phillip St. Building A4 Waterloo Cu-op Residence Inc. Ground Floor--Nmth~ Side Entrance Waterioo, Ont.

For hours and other information, phone us! 886-8806 * *&ytown

ADVERTISEMENT’

SEE OUR COUPON ON IMPRINT’S COUPON PAGE!

food po-op * *ebytown

food mop**

Hotel

ia symptomatic

of this.

Mechanized and motorized, Psyche drives humanity to heave and pitch it’s carcass in time to an antiquated rhythmbox beat. Any sense of musicality is deconstructed as the local dynamic duo (“We’re kinda like Soft Cell”] insert analog additions of non-melody to their simpering vocals. Psyche are counterfeiters in the post-modern alternative dance culture. Their resort to typically European dance club drivel leaves them sounding so much like Gary Numan dressed in black.

by Peter Dedee Imprint staff Music that bases its existence on technology will soon find itself obsolete. Psyche’s Mystery

IS LADIES NiGHT ThdWdooU~On-bttorThrnEvmrl

THURSDAY

So Cave’s out of detox and touring the fair British iele to promote his fifth LP Tender Prey. With the singles The Mercy Seat and Deanna already serving as great majestic heralds, Nick’s new album should have no trouble in attracting accomplices to help it escape from the shops. Opening with the wonderfully exhaustive The Mercy Seat, Tender Pre I travels a ragged, brilliant pat x to completion. The worst aspect of the album is that the sum is not equal to that of all its parts. Each song on Tender Prey in itself is wonderful; from the sublime melancholy of Watching Alice and the haunting chorus of Mercy, to the volcanic intensity of City Of Refuge and Sugar Sugar Sugar, Cave and The Bad Seeds drag their battered souls across each track. The lack of cohesiveness between songs, however, causes Prey to come across as a diejointed greatest hits album. Their last effort, Your Funeral,

Does

that

make

me a sugar

My Trial, although containing some mediocre song construction, was, on the whole - superior’ and my necrophelian nature has revelled in and continues to ravish the pleasures of that aublime corpse. Prey, however, is a bit too battered, too disfigured to arise the same passions. Some of its best moments - like City Of Refuge thunder along an adrenalinecharged path that previous

daddy? songs (such as Wanted Man from The Firstborn Is Dead) have already worn thin. From the destination backwards it is Cave’s redeeming lyrical wit and biblical flair that carrid? the music !I beyond. Amidst explo$ipg Ferris wheels and roller-c$stere of debris’ Cave preache frbm the barker’s pulpit both th e pain and pleasures of his nightmare funhouse.

LADIES ENTER FREE

above CJ’s lounge St., at King, Kitchener

11 Yonge

by Trevor Blair Imprint staff

%-I2203

PROPER ID REOUIRED

Magazines & Used Books Come and Browse through

our large selection

American 9 Arabic l British

Canadian

French

German

l l

Italian Polish

Spanish International Fashion Mqazins l

Maps

Clip this ad for 10% off new magazines. One ad per purchase Mon. - Fri. 9 a.m. - 9

p.m. Sat. 9 r.m. - 6 p.m.

IS THE CURE! “Good for what ails ya!” -DR. DISC 172 KING

ST. W.,

(FORMERLY RECORDS ON WHEELS)

by Derek Wailer Imprint staff This new 12” features the advance single from the Pogues’ forthcoming album (in normal and extended versions) plus a couple rare tracks. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah is the closest the Pogues have come yet to straightforward rock: guitar, bass and drums are more prominent than ever befqre, and there’s nary a tin whistle or an accordion to be heard (a friend of mine mistook this for George &Iichael, fer Chrissakes!).

The short version gets better with every listen, but the chopped-up extended remix has gotta go (I can think of few bands less suited to the extended-remix format than the Pogues]. At least it’s comforting to know that Shane MacGowan’s lyrics rpmain as indecorous as ever (I love your lips and I love your eyes/ I love your breasts and I by Andy Koch love your thighs ...). Imprint staff There’s also a mandolindriven traditional tune, The Limerick Rake, that would have fit right in on the band’s last LP. The real gem here, though, is a riotous cover of Hanky Tank Women (yeah, the Stones tune)

A few years back, Suicidai Tendencies recorded Institutionalized; a song which became a classic expression of teen-age angst and rebellion. On their third and newest LP., the band goes one step further offering a

with

bleak

Spider

This will ries for band’s summer. next.

743-8315

Sunflowers

Stacy

vocals,

bring back fond memoanyone who caught the Toronto show last No doubt Louie Louie is

vision

of deeolation

virtu-

ally unmatched in modern “rock.” This record has nothing positive on it. It simply rehashes a hopeless message of despair. On If I Don’t Wake Up, singer Mike Muir ponders: Why do I wake up in the morning - nothing’s changed since my birth! Why do

I wake up,,. I make no difference on this earth. While the subject matter of this song is later changed, the sentiments expressed cannot be ignored. The lyric sheet drips with hari-kari innuendo. Moreover’ the only alternative affered to this despondent existence is to Hedge Your AlIegiance to Suicidal Tendencies. While this may well be an attempt to eddle the band’s vast amount‘0 F merchandise, the subject matter of the songs would hardly provide a pick-up for a depressed teenager. The length of the songe on this slab will likely surpass the attention spans of most fans. The majority of tracks clock in at over four minutes and the quality does not match the quantity. Aside from a couple of catchy rockers, the music is sickeningly commercial rock, complete with demonic chanting and pretentious guitar solos. By signing with Epic, the band has joined the mainstream, adult-domic nated culture that supposed1 causes them so much travai r . But, hey, maybe they’llmake lots of money to tilleviate some of their suffering.

Weasel

Acts

by Imprint

Staffers

imprint, Friday,

in 1988.

January

6, 1989

ARTS

by Kevin Cogliano Imprint staff

by Travor Blair Imprint

std

It seems the Pet Shop Boys make essentially two different types of albums, There’s the collection of near- erfect pop songs [Please, Actua ly); and the collection of remixes (Disco, Introspective,) On Intros active which, incidental1 , is a Pso’s collection of near per Pect pop songs, the Boys define the remix as the standard, and mix down (edit) for TV and AM radio. Mercenary tactics such as these attempt to justify the existence of the six song album, The first track and third sin-

Pet Shop dolts with accessories. gle, Left To My Own Devices, is a wake- the- dead- they’reoniysong that wishes death upon its foolinganyway remix, and a creators, Neil Tennant tries to couple of “soon to be world wide Springfield sing like Dust hits.” Hooray. through ignoring x is limitations. The Disco Remix on the EP is I remember enjoying this the same mediocre thing with album an awful lot a month ago fancy additives and pretentious when the electronic alien logic packaging - IGNORE IT+ was unfamiliar, Now I’ll wait The rest of Introapecitvs conuntil their next real album tarted up crud: sists of a slight1 content that that Neil is sure to Actually out-ta E e, the fab Dolob the occasional explosive mino Dancing, an absolutely exremix into the frenzy of the cellent new Al~~oys on My Mind dancehall floors.

by Chris Wodrkou Imprint rtaff If Aretha Franklin is the Queen of Soul, then Etta lames must surely be the First Lady. Possessed of one of the most soulful voices in the business, alternating between a full-t hroated roar and a feline growl, Etta’s sides for Chess Records in the 60s set the standard for the finest in blueswailing and pure soul raunch. (Incidentally, the kind folks at MCA have made her 1988 classic, Tell Mama, available again as part of their excellent series of reissues of Chess’s greatest moments,) Well, the ears haven’t taken anything of P Etta’s substantial frame and certainly haven’t hurt that voice. Sevsn Yau Itch, her first album after a seven-year recording hiatus, reunites Etta with Muscle Shoals session man, Barry Beckett, who played on Tell Mama and who is at the production helm this time out. Rounding up a host of great soul sidemen, including Art Neville, Steve Cropper of Stax fame, and Teenie Hodges, who” has played alongside such Hi Records greats as Al Green and

Otis Clay, Beckett deserves an archaeological research fellowship or something for being the first producer in a dog’s age to manage to dig up that classic 60’s soul sound without either merely aping it out of a Big Chillera nostalgia kick or watering it down into the overproduced, sap y dreck which passes for sou P today. Jump Into My Fire, Breakin’ Up Somebody’s Home, and Otis Redding’s I Got The Will recall the glory days of Sam and Dave and Wilson Picket& combining tough, raw singing with punchy horns and a solid, altogether funky rhythm section. The pas-

sion burns even stronger on ballads like Damn Your Eyes and One Night; Etta could teach today’s crop of soul youngbloods a lesson or three on how to properly handle the soul ballad, having the savvy to ditch the wimpy keyboards and ultrasmooth vocals in favour of some downhome snarling and lowdown, gritty arrangements. Savsn Ysrr Itch comes off not as homage to a classic era, but as a natural and unforced album, allowing Etta’s formidable personality to come to the fore. If it’s real soul you’ve been waiting for, Etta Iames has got the itch for you.

This has been quite the year for compilations: first there was the great Sergeant Pupper Knew My Father compilation, and now we have the ultimate in’evilnese - a record totally comprised of redone versions of old Walt Disney tunes. So, who did they get? Debbie Gibson, perhaps? No, no, no, guys and gals, I said it was evil! I’m talking Tom Waits redoing Heigh Ho, [turning his voice into a dwarf with Black Lung dise&se), the Replacements redoing Crbel1a de Ville, Skinhead O’Connor doing Someday My Prince WiII Come’the list goes on and on. A question: whoever sold the idea to A&M Records deserves some sort of award. I mean, how many copies could this realistically expect to sell? However much it does sell,. make sure you are among the Ministry of Colleges and Universities Ontar/o

Financial assistance for Ontario students 19884989 Apply Now!

OSAP application’s for 1988-89 should be’ submitted at least 90 days before the end of the school year. One OSAP application . you apply for: l l l

Ontario Canada Ontario

lets

Study Grant Student Loan Student Loan

If you received a loan in the past, but not this year, you must obtain from your Financial Aid Administrator,

Etta

privileged few with guts enough to take a chance on a bunch of artists you will probabl never hear of again. For me, x earing Tom Waits do a Snow White and the Seven Dwarves aong is a personal dream. Some of the highlights of the disc are Natalie Merchant and Michael Stipe doing Little April Shower (you know, Drip, Drop], Los Lobos doing a Mexican version of a Jungle Book tune, and the King of Wimp James Taylor doing one of the wimpiest songs ever recorded, Second Star on the Right, redeemed by the always incredible Brandford Marsalis on sax, and Aaron Neville singing a major soul turn on the Mickey Mouse March. 1 Actually, everything on this record is really great. But, how ‘bout a second record??? Just imagine, Public Enemy doing Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf; the Residents covering Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star; the Forgotten Rebels redoing The Sorcerer’s Ap rentice from Faatasia. My Go s I The possibilities are truly endless,..

your bank or any other lending institution the Corms necessary to maintain your interest-free status. If you have already applied for assistance and want to appeal for additional assistance, please contact as soon as possible your financial Aid Administrator to obt,ain the deadline and other information.

Lyn Mcteod.

Minrster

busts a gut

WELCOME BACK STUDENTS Large Pizza only $12.99 * 3 ITEMS

4 COKES

FREE DELIVERY

. MONDAY NIGHTS ONLY

Return of PIZZA

brought to you by the SCIENCE GRAD CDMMllTEE

We’re

Pizza

DAYS

Wadnaaday,Jm.l1,11:30=2~pm BIologyCaD

EAT-IN

Italian

DRiVE-THRU

Sandwlcher TAKE-OUT

* Pa&as WE DELIVER -

33 UNIVERSITY AVE. E., WATERLOO

open LMeI

746-4111

In Kitchener, visit our LICENSE0 location at 30 Ontario St.S., (near C&men) 741-8326

14 Imprint, Friday, January

RECORD REVIEWS

6, 1989

Chris Wodsbou invites they steal beer keg!

What

Want

women

1. Kids

2. Fridge 3. A pearl

with ice-maker necklace 4. A sugar daddy 5. To be taken seriously I a8 people not objects

by Trevor Blair Imprint sJaff The Lorries create a wall of sound so intense and absorbing that after two or three songs, you’re left gasping for air. I used to take particular delight in tormenting neighbourhood headbangers with RLYL’s Spinning Round single. If you ever want to

roommates

to Imprint

party

in rpring

88;

clear a room, the Lorries are particularly moving. Last year’s Open Up EP promised something greater for these guys. The A side was the typical Spinning rehash, but the B sides were otherworldly, They actually seemed a8 though they were going to progress, and perhaps someday ascend to the lofty heights of feathered friends Joy Division. Nothing Wrong doean t live up to the plateau I envisioned, and in their three LPs and many singles history, they really haven’t changed at all. The blessing here is that Nothing is the first domestic Lorry record, costing about half of what I’ve *been paying for years. The opening title track is as good an introduction as anyone needs, revving up like a SUBtained auto collision, and with a vocal drone that sounds like its coming from inside your head, the Lorries channel an electricity , that can be felt hours later. By the time the second and third songs rumble in, you know you’re not going to hear anything new. So save the rest for later; this is potent stuff and you should only take two to three songs every aix hours, and not exceed 12 a day. Ever one should have a fee track8 i y RLYL. For that evening when YOU don’t feel like going out and want someone to change your mind, call the Lorries.

Rhythmic bonfire from tribal unconscious.

University of Waterloo

ENTREPRENEUR$ First Meeting/Speaker

CLUB

presents: by Chris Reid Imprint rt&ff

LARRY SM-IT’H

on FREE TRADE: the impact and benefits in the future1 KNOW THE FACTS TO BENEFIT YOURSELF1

Wed. Jan. 1118Q 4:30 p.m. .EL 103 DOOR PRIZES!

THIS TERM:

(our biggest

term ever)

LARRY SMITH on Free Trade: how will it change business? WAYNE JOSLIN on Gov’t assistance: how they help to get started. l STUDENT ENTREPRENEUR NIGHT: some of UW’s own successes. Nm + ENTREPRENEUR SEARCH: top entrepreneur wins computer/trips1 l NEWSLETTER: monthly newsletters sent .directly to you - updates, info etc. l BRICK BREWERY TOUR/SOCIAL: free liquid tour by Jim Brickman himself. . l WATPUB BUS TRIP TO TORONTO: club social - open to all1 l INT’L ACE CONFERENCE: Feb. 16 - 19 in San Francisco - business leads, speaker networking etc. - ask about sponsorship assistance1 F~~JJ l CORPORATE FUNDING: now working on gaining funding for your ventures. rJti l CLUB RESOURCE CENTREiCONSULTlNG OFFICE: info/advice to get ideas rolling. Nw l NETWORKING: inter-club contacts to further develop ideas. Nw l SUMMER FRANCHISE FAIR: run and learn from your own business this summer. l MUCH, MUCH MORE! l l

for only

$5 membership (due

to Gov’t

fee!

(Zbeers)

sponsorship)

The successful club keeps growing... committee help required. CALL: Steve Rieck at 741-8757 --

SPONSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF ONTARIO

The new Toot8 Hibbert album is one of those albums. The kind that you always feel like hearing, the kind that makes yoq want to start airdrumming on the closest flat surface, the kind you never tire of. Toots In Memphis is Hibbert’s second 8010 album since leaving. the Maytals in 1988, andit rrticks to hia admirable style of spontaneity mixed with the blendin of diverse musical themes. In ot 1 er words, this is the first album I’ve heard recently in which the mu: sicians sound like they’re actually having fun. The entire album was recorded in ten days and man of the tracks were from the I irst or second takes. The musicianship is well above average. The ‘Riddim Twins’, Sly (Dunbar) and Robbie (Shakespeare), are characteristicall tight and solid. Muscle Shoa Ps guitarist Eddie Hinton, along with Teenie Hodges, offer some to -notch blues-reggae guitar fil PB and Memphis Hornman Andrew Lolie screams out some of the best alto and tenor sax work around.; The backin band compliments Hibber 3 raspy, Eric Clapton-like wailing brilliantly. Every track is sincere and welJ-arranged. Along with a number of originals, Hibbert has delved into the works of soul musicians like Otis Redding, Al Green, James Carr and OX Wright. The result is a fresh, new approach to some terrific songs like Knock On Wood and an exciting experimentation to eongs like Love And Ha pinem, corn lete with punch R orn line8 8n % a rousing sax 80 Yo by Andrew Love. Toots Hibbert’s album is a must for any Maytals fans, 88 weI1 as being highly rebornmnded for an one interested in Bome genuine T y good reggqosoaked Memphis blues.

Jim Harman demands immediate removal of Gran td Hotel strip ads; later comments on heft of some woman’8 chestage. Also, is building up extensive library of Lester and Orpen Dennys books at home.

Imprint, Friday, January 6, 1969

ARTS

He laughed, .he cried

Tim Perlich scams $150 from the paper to go to Memphis interview James Carr et. al.; sells story to Soul Survivor! by Jim Harmon

rmprint

rtaff

Welcome back to four months of a frostbitten Waterloo winter. Does the prospect of trudging across open, windswe t.fields in the face of a stinging, t itter gale fill ou with dread? Unfortunate 9y, short of suggesting a

good pair of woolies, I can offer little help. However, scheduled this weekend at The Princess is La Cbevre, an unpretentious, very funny French farce that won’t keep you warm for the coming months but will at feast help you forget for a couple of hours, The plot is merely secondary

to the comic antics of Pierre Richard (who is Perrin, “The Goat” of the title) and his straight man Gerard Depardieu (Campana), last seen in these parts+s the * hunchback in Jean de horetie. The unlikely two are paired when, through a remarkable string of bad luck, the daughter of a powerful corporate president falls out a window, is. robbed and kidnapped within an hour of arriving in Mexico. The company psychologist reasons that the only way to find her was to send someone equally as unlucky. That’s where Perrin, an accountant, comes in. Campana, a resourceful, professional detective is sent to protect Perrin from the harsh realities of the Mexican underworld, and from himself. Of course, Perrin careens from one disaster to the next, stumbling upon clue after clue, convinced of his detective genius, oblivious to his misfortunes. The comedy that ensues is intelligent slapstick of an order comparable to the Marx brothers rather than the three Stooges. The film’s running length, 94 minutes, goes by very quickly and the humour rarely becoines tiresome. There’s lots of inconsistencies but who cares. Some of the jokes you can see coming a mile away, but they’re still funny. The ending is a hoot, you know the joke minutes befor;, and you laugh in anticipation. So hustle your buns to catch the French schtick [I’d use “roll in the hay” to extend the metanhor. but f there’s no sex), I ca&t recommend b Chetvre too highly, two ’ thumbs up, a must see.

SUPPLY A CAPTION to CC 140, and win the fabulous new Happy Mondays EP. Best caption gets choice of CD - of vinyl. Submit

TASTED THE BEST SUBS IN WATERLOO?

NOW’S YOUR CHANCE.

excuse

are

new

and

experience

want

to our

January

meet

you.

NOW

quality

*and

service

Sale

price.

Photocopies

Parkdale Plaza II ’

have

a special

SEE OUR COUPON ON IMPRINT’S COUPON PAGE!

SUBSHACK

you

PER COPY

l -

Sale

prke

fmm

January

3,1989

Januaiy

31,1989

- cmwhltei0mbond8~/2xll

- stap#ha and collating extra - cdour photocopIes and tolowed rxwef em

only

nvwmrr-

450 PhiAip St., Unit A10 Walerloo, Ontario N2L 532

(Phitlip & Albert)

747-9999 Open

Daily

at 11 am. until

11 pm. Until 8 pm. Sunday

WE DELIVER

and effective January 9/89 NEW LONGER HOURS TO SERVE YOU! 8:30 am to 900 pm, Man - Fri

16 Imprint, Friday, January 6, 1989 Andrew Rehage’s pathetic attempt to gain some street cred by Question” antics of John Ryan - goes over like lead -aping __ “Campus Andrew

Bshage: Fine Art8 Fop

I, The Woodentopr On the Highway

&,~op

ten

records,

kl; m.ovies of

&that Gr;;

wdner.

Glow.

top

three

1NB#

-rrl

---_.

\ AX V’

- - - w - w

-““‘#w”’

2. Band Of Suranr Hope

The Trinity

wing9 Of De8iCS 2: b&dhJ Lightme

m e

Of bills

I __

_ __

I,- Sonic Youth . . . Daydream Nation 2. Jr -UI Butcbec . . . . . . . . . Fishcoteque a 1 a, John Hiatt . . . . , , , , Slow Turning 4. They Might Be Girntr , . , , , . . . S/T 5. The Wedding . . . Tommy 8. REM I...**....*.***.*..... Green 7. fIREHOSE . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jf’n 8. Nick Cave . . . . . . . . . . . Tender Prey 8. Clore kbrtsrs . . What is There To Smile About 10. Leonard Cohen.. . . I’m Your Man

.EY..

. . . . Hope Against

3. Wu (Not War). . . . What Up, Dog? 4. Public ham It Takes A Nation of Millioris To Ho I d Us Back 6. Herd of David . . . . . . . , . Dustbowi 6, Negativlaad . . Escape From Noise 7. h8tIli88 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beatni s 8. stump . . . . . . . . . . A Fierce Panca f e 9. coil . . . . . . Themes from Hellraiser ID. Pet Shop Boys . . . . Introspective

Eye01Newt,maa or

Thnw

Ses-

Jb-b-,pym”. 1,!w ;

..*

Junkies..

slons , 8. DJ Jaxzy Jeff & tbe Prsrh PrinceHe’s the DJ... 8. Nick Cmve & the Bad Seed8 Tender Prsmr i&f I$@ . . . . . . . . . . . Hysteria

Job mm. Art8 pig -

~@p$y-a&*

7. Cowboy

1’ .o+f!!!

X. Minirtry Land Of Rape And Hone 2. Cocteau Twin8 . . . . Blue Bell Kno r1 2. J~MI aud Mary ChrinBarbed Wire Kisses . . . . . House of Love 4, bUM Of ht8 K Rtinnv Punnv _ ___. . _ VIVIaect VI 6, Pailbead . , . . . . . , . . . . I Will Refuse . . . . . , , . , . . . Viva Hate 7. hhlWi888y 8. Joy Diviaon . . . . . . , . . . *Substance 8. Tear Garden . . . Tired Eyes Slowly Burning 10. D.H.I. . . . . . . . . Need And Ability

~ Y&R{

& the Bamheem . Peepshow _ ___I.nncrlav Pnrk Tn

Y. Y-lllp.“mms *..Y...Y ,‘“”YW”#s’“OP Ar A

strength

Footcops

K- Prmfmh Snmnt

was, 1988

Indu8trial

4. Siouxie

year

Wooden

Kiliino ldfm nl1tah-b ..E” thP U’UCU f-b+I.2 a-.&a-a ,Y”” . . . . * Y”.“.Y” 9.~iltarrof~er~~*......~loodland o,‘$tlA

Prewnt

1, Uahearabls ughtne88 ?f.kiag 2. SaJnJmy & RO8iS Get TuJa _--

D, Tbomuon: 2:. 8pring8tWtn

Q$q?$g

rn..R”

..~.......~*..*..~**~..*.*.......*,.**..

*I*~....~.*.~.,.*~,....*.*~~......~.~.*

4. Aerormith

RmlYQ

Wh&ykde

I..

. . . . . ,.,,.*.

....................... ...... .Momentary

Whitesnake Lapse Of Reason .-Now &Zen .Greatest Hits Optical Race

......................

Oil..

“YUY

‘Cook”

Tales .Of Ordinary

.__. . ..

. . . . +. Bumper Jr. . ‘. . . . . . ...**..**.*

~OhJJO

8Ull8

Dinosaur

Diety of lova

. . . Diesel and Dust

**.m**.,

.*.m...*.*.***

rf’n

rme Nothing 1. 2.

Au Revoir

Im Enfant6

Firh Called WI Gun

-Y-J

3. Hothouee Flower8.. . . . . . . . People 4. REM. , , . . , . . . , . . . . . . . . ,. . . Green ;Jield# of the Nephilim . The Nephi6. TbS POgUe8 . . . . If 1 Should Fall . .. 7. Tbr Waterboy@. Fisherman’s Blues 8. Midnight Oil. . . . Diesel And Dust 8. Tb Homemartim . . . Now That’s What I Call Quite Good 10. Ldbach. Sympathy For The Devil l

1. Lart Temptation Of Christ 2. Au Revoir Ler Enfantr 3. Big

Mike McGraw,

indu8trialist

I -

n 94

sport8

worki

1. Robert Plant ............................................ 2. Midnight Oil ......................................... ’ 3,DefLep ard ................................................ 4. Elton Joi n ..........................................

5. Bruce Spriugrteen

.....................................

8. steva winwood .......................................... 7. Van Halen .................................................... a. Inxs ........................................................... 8. Bruce Homrby and the Range .............. IO. Barney Bentall and the Legendary Heart8 l. Aation ackson 2. A Han dr ul of Durt 3. I’ve Heard the Mermaidr

John Casablancas, President of Elite Agencies* Offers his World Famous Training Method To Bring Out The Best In You Whatever Career You Choose! . Professional Modelling Male/Female l Make-up Artistry l Professional Acting l Personal Development Call ‘NOW For Your FREE Model News Magazine

744-1400 *Elite Model Agencies in: New York, Chicago, LA, Paris, London, Tokyo, Germany, Italy. JC MODELS USEhE BOISVERT-SINE AND DOUG IAUGHLEN

John Casablancas 607 KING ST. W., KITCHENER

Singing

Jacquie Bru Inor, Vixen of Vinyl I. Public & memy It Takes A Nation... 2. Nick Ca\ re & the Bad 8issdr Tender Prey - 3. Head OF David.. , . . . . ,. Dustbowl 4. batniB ,. . . . . . . . ,. . . . . . Beatnigs I, Plxiw , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surfer Rosa 6. World Domination EnterprimLet’s Play Domination 3: New Chri8t8 . . . . . . . . . Divine Rites Eight Legged Groove 0. Wondsrrtuff M achine 8. A.C. Temple . ..I.. . . . . . Blowtorch 10I. sonicYouth . . .Daydream Nation

3. Naked

queen.

mh . . . , . Time and Place Stay Awake [Disney Com-

Crop Bw!

1. Au Revoir Iam Enfantr 2. The Last Temptation of Chri8t 3. Dead Ringer8

nil

False hphetr Implosion fIREHOSE .. . 1. Nomeanrno . . Day Everything Be-

1. Andrew 2. V~riomr pi1ation)

’

..***.*...I

s Bock 9. Tackhsad . . +. . Tackhead Tapetime IO 1.Phiflip Glr88. . . . . . Powaqquatsi

Cathy Szolga, , parte-up

Mad-

ticendent8 .I Liveage Naked Raygun . . . . . . . . . . + Jettison Agitpop . . s . . . . ...*. Open Season

2 Andrew Cub . . . . . Time and Place 3. Hunters & Collector8 . . . . . . . . Fate 4. Pixie6 , . . . . . . . . . . . . +. Surfer Rosa :: 7. Workers’ Playtime II M;Ilirrrra tn u,,Jrl a

Koch: pmnounced

1. Nomind. ness l-,----PinPum

a.av.1

Midnight

and Vur MorriuonIr-

Trains

Andy

Kit-k

..............................

Pqstsr Stathopolb,

typ-8

ish Heart beat 2. Sonr of Freadom Sons of Freedom 3, Pogue8IF I Should Fail From Grace With God 4. The Fall . . . The Frenz Experiment 8. Michelle Shocked . . . Short, Sharp, PL ,“I,.-s.-l YllU~x4FU 8. Ministry. Land of Rape Iand Honey 7. Si8tere of Mercy + . . . . . . Floodland t Eib;&. “Sympathy for the Devil” *.**..*...***..I.* .*.. Green lb. 8,;fl sscondr I. Jean de Floretts 2. Clouel Watched 3. Life C r ame8

..*‘..*** . . . . ..* . . . . . .................... . . . . . . . . . . . , . . ,. . . . . . . .....................

II LTangsrineDrsam.....

X. The Chieftains

.,..~..,~~....**,*.....

8. R&&Pant 8. Steve Miller

CC Rii, Imprint

Hysteria m 1-t. runner uy Love Live Miles Permanent Vacation

Dream ..*....,.**...*..**.......*.*.,.**.....*..

3. Tangsrine Y. 6,

Jim Harman,

- w - * -

1. Def b ‘PPua m ’ . . . ..d.*.........+***...*............***.**...*.

OUT Of YOUR SKtN!

/f@h

W I

photo pbaal. - -

*..**...*.,

DIRE WARNING

Now and Zen Diesel and Dust Hyeteria Live in Austrulia Tunnel of Love Roll With It OU812 Kick! Scenes From the Southside ...................... debut

CONTACT ALIENS,

GRADUATING STUDENTS

1 i

START YOUR CAREER OFF RIGHT WITH

P-

By special arrangement with a chartered Canadian bank, we can put you into a new Mazda, with no downpayment, before you graduate. If you have a job waiting for you upon graduating, give us a call or stop

this

by our

exclusive

showroom

offer

for

details

for graduates.

WHERE THE EXPRESiiWAY ENDS SAVINGS BEGIN

Pr lo 1 m

fohn Zachariah scams records to review in Imprint sells them instead to pay off traffic fines. ~ilar, Imprint

Imprint, Friday, January 6,

HOLLYWOOD DEATH GODS

Artn Guy

guer .... If I Should FUII ... ... ..*.......*.......Gree n . . Time and Place Y Cash .

arte section;

Scott Caldwell:

.Rubber

r Van Beethoven

1. Michella

Soul

Shocked 2.

... Our Be-

rolutionary. .. Cope .... My Nation

RAM.

3. 4. 9. 6.

Under-

Syndicetr... Ghost Stories IW Flower8 ......... People ummer ....... “Trash City” ........... Rattle and Hum

8hocked

.... Short Sharp

....................

Green

Tracy Chapman .............. S/T Tom Waita., ........ .: .. Big Time Etta Jamss ...... Seven Year Itch Jeff He&y .......... See the Light

7. Cowbo Junkie.. Trinity 1. Buckw ii sat ZydscoTaking 8. EPMD .......... Strictly

Sessions It Home Business ... Here Today,

IO. Dayglo Abortiona

Called weada Iht Run Ian

Guano Tomorrow

suah Gagnon,

RUCO~~ stars clerk St&tly ‘Bt&n~43 Smoke Same KiU

...... Smders ?

?RME RPiR

J. Zacbariab:

Buyr,

?M#f

........................................... Zydsco ............................ Of Msrcy ..................................

9. si,tsra

4. Dsvo l-10. CODiU8

......................................

of rtolan

frsnch

roundtracks

1 A Winter Tan 2 Sorority Bebas in the 8limaball

1$11 m

Forgot title (got $3) Taking it Home [$2.50) This Corrosion ($2) Some stupid record [$IJXI)

Vuiour

9. Eric 8. & IO. Mantrdx

(KAOS

Rosa

y JunUsa

Trinity

If Desire ;!fhe Spring

..Goin’O

Imprint

Big Time Paid In Full

Rakim...... .........

Tim Racins.

Us Back

Top Ten Films

1. Wings of Desire 2. Unbearable Lightness of Being 3. Au Revoir Les Enfants 4, Last Temptation. of Christ 5. Fieh Called Wanda 6. Dead Ringers 7, Hairspray 8. Manon of the Spring 9. Midnight Run 10. White Mischief.

In Fuil Effect

It’r RsrHly Dandy!

Get ready for a pretty tough t Beatnigs

Locrl Hipster. l

out take)

Pixies

~h~~;~;lle

fun

Sbockmi

. . . . . . Surfer

Rosa

. . . Short, Sharp,

7. Mstrllicr . . 1.. And Justice For All 8. NoMeansNo .’ The Day Everything Became Nothing 8. NoMind . T&s

of Ordinary

Mud-

ness

Tender

10. EPMD . , , , . . . . a Strictly

Sessions

. MondaylLundi

I2 BOOK

OF THE

MONTH

WEBSTER’S NEW DICTIONARY

WORLD

WAS

$4.95

8 8

5 9

NOW

Tuesday/Mardi

15 b*a ocg -

rut

’’

4 DATA UofW

- *NEW*

$3.95

10 I

1 I_

WednesdaylMercredi

Thursday/ Jeudi

EXTENDED JAN JAN JAN JAN

3 4 5 6

JAN

FridaylVendredi

c ~

3 $ i.

VARSITY

Il.2

SPORTS

SHOP

Power Graphite Mid 200 Power Flex

was was was

now now now

I 17

CALENDAR

U of W

Appointment

40d+

0 & ls,o B0 oq./+p&e

* ti ev

14 Y 5

+++

I 18SHOP

DESK

$69.99 $32.99 $29.99

21 q

I 20

119

GIFT

U of W

SaturdaylSamedi

$4.25

-3pm

REOPENS

$99.99 $45.99 $42.99

llam

TEXTLINER $1.89 1-1-w -I- --HARDCOVER BINDER --

HOURS Qam - 8pm Qam-8pm Qam-8pm Qam-5pm

STATIONERY SPEClALS Whils quanties last

.9 .9 * 16

gdg

-2

PROPHECY!!

UW BOOKSTORE , GIFT’ SiiOP & VARSITY SPORTS SHOP

I!#39 1

CRIME

3. Big Time

January SundaylDimanche

Business

1. Four Horseman of the Apocolypaa lad B Baby (yeah, real funny] 2. -_Bagdad m-d -- Cafe

IGNORE

(Fave title

the

YI & the Bad Se&

1, Winga Of De&a 2. Hair Spray 8. White Mirchiaf

rJr..;................Bug . . , . . . . . , . . . . Green g Muwr . . House Tornado &on & CbisftrinsIrish ,.

SPECMLS

WAS Date

NOW

$8.99

Books

20%off

$6.99 ---+I

53 -0

22 'sl 0*bc. qu

AT CAMPUS

z u

MENS

or I

THE

GIFT

SHOP‘

KITS

STILL

AVAILABLE

1ADIES

$5.95 I

Records

. . . Short, Sharp, Surfer

of the

Soundtrack

1. Bertnigr. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2. Nick Cave & the Bad Seedr Tender 8. Lsrthsr Nun . . . . . Force Of Habit Prey 8 Sisters Of Mercy . . , . . . . Fjoodland 3. Public Enemy . . . . . . . . . . . Nation... 10. Roger Waters + Get Back to Radio *4* Sonic Youth . . . Daydream Nation

loais Blues

*...***.I*...

i’ :fk;%dl.

1. Killia Joks . . . . Outside The Gate 2. Water to ya . . . . . Fisherman’s Blues 3. Nick Cave . . . . . . , . , . . Tender Frey 4. Leonard Cohen . . . . . I’m Your Man S, Midnight Oil. . . . Diesel and Dust 6. Billy Bragg . . . . Workers’ Playtime ;,l/ida of the Nsphilim , The Nephi.

msmy Nation of Millions,.. ral Emotion. End of MilleShocked

Neighbor colors

Honey

Itowl o’I+ma sc*yARD Trevor Blair, wx god, Arts martyr

Imgsad

..Hairwuyt

Rupe ad

7. Bir Mukis ............ 8. Tom Wmits ..............

Lkou, tits

.... of

Beast 8.

1. carmel

2. Buckwheat

8, My Dog Poppar

t#ECk - UP!

Sells, Tradm

-try

Top Twenty

1. R.E.M. - Green 2. Njck Cave And The Bad Seeds - Tender Prey 3. Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold 4. Michelle-Shocked - Short, Sharp, Shocked 5. Midnight oil - Diesel And Dust 6. Pixies - Surfer Rosa 7, Sisters of Mercy - Floodland 8. Andrew Cash - Time And Place 9.,Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace with God 10. Ministry - Land of Rape and Honey 11. Beatnigs - Beatnigs 12. Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation 13. EPMD - Strictly Buainees 14. Cowboy Junkies - The Trinity Session 15. Killing de - Outside The Gate I& Head o I David - Dustbowl 17. Van Morrison and The Chieftains - Irish Heartbeat 18. Waterboys - Fishermen’s Bluea 1% Nomind - Tales of Ordinary Madness 20. Billy Bragg - Worker’s Playtime

Record rtore clerk

u .............

3‘I

imprint

1989

'27 _ /

28 1

Imprint,

Friday,

January

,ARTS

6, 1989

Hard and soft crush the state LUW

Spectacular

Times

by Marc Bruztoweki Imprint rtaff This pocketbook critique of state capitalist society and its institutional opposition is best summed up by the following lines: “The world is full of ideologies that claim to offer freedom, but in reality simply offer us bigger cages and longer chains. The demand for an end to cages and chains may seem idealistic to

some people+ but the real idealists are those who think we can carry on as we are.” Published by British anarchists, the book tears into the Labour Party, the unions, and the communist factions: the destructiveness of single issue campaigns; pop culture; religion and charity with stark analysis of these social organizations, roles and controls. The brief segment on terrorism illustrates the message well and successfully cuts through much of the confusion around the current debate on terrorist violence. “Terrorism is the violent disruption of daily life designed to destabilize society, create panic and bring about a situation

NOW OPEN Look no further for Balsa and Styrene supplies for model making and,a wide assortment of Craft Knives.

Requiring 220

King

Some Assembly St. N., Waterloo

Inc.

746-1514

(RIGHT ABOVE PHIL’S GRANDSON’S PLACE]

where the terrorists can replace the existing ruling class with themselves... It is a method emplo ed by authoritarian groups oft x e Left and Right, who reveal their contempt for ordinary people by using these people as pawns in the struggle for power.

Terrorism: the innocent will suffer Terrorist organizations are would-be governments. Their bombs come in cars and bags because they don’t yet have an airforce. Like all governments they claim to act in the interests of the people, at the same time as they murder them... the government readily casts itself in the role of public protector. Terrorism plays into the hands of the state.” To complete his discussion of terrorism, the author gives some sketchy details about “the role of public protector”: governments, “the most violent and heavily armed organizations on earth,” hold hostage each other’s civilian populations with weapons of mass destruction. “But the message of terrorism is the same everywhere - if you cross us, the innocent will suffer.” As for the institutional left, the choice is between what the critique calls “the Spectacle of domination and the Spectacle of opposition.” The author compares the police interrogators

‘Whatever Happened to God’ FEBRUARY “Nature

has let us down,

The compilation of press clippings on the Labour Party that follows the hard/soft critique includes leader Neil Kinnock’s admission that, indeed, he is a reactionary; a newspaper correction explaining that Kinnock had advocated not “non-violent revolution” but “non-violent resolution” to deal with South Africa’s problems; and a Labour Party elect ion slogan claiming

“We want evolution, not revolution. Vote Labour.” The author’s hard/soft theory does not seem to be a result of bitterness over poor Labour showings in national elections, The Bolsheviks “and the 57 varieties of Trotskyism” are, the author maintains, just the spectacle of op osition to capitalism, “created 1 y the few to be watched by the many.” Charity eases poverty and the giver’s guilty conscience but fails to attack the roots of poverty and other social ills. Along the same lines, the one issue campaign treats problems “as if they are aberrations or faults in the system. In reality such problems are the inevitable consequence of a social order based on exploitation and hierarchical power.” These passages are all representative of the tone and scope of this critique., bigger cages, /on et chains is, in the least, a cha 7lenge to thi@c about what is wrong and why.

Hip Happenings by John Ryan Imprint staff It’s another term in the big city, our hard-bitten corespondent looks to the skies to see what stars are glowing in the entertainment firmament. Lo, Termensee Rocket8 will burn brightly at the Bombshelter tonight and Saturday. Jack DeKqmr and Go Four 3 are in the cards for later this month. Phil’s Grandson’s has a heaping he1 ing of fine acts lined up as we1 . Why just this Wednesday, the Jan. 11 the Plastermme

9 predictions

9 - 13

God seems to have left the receiver

Mr. Soft and Mr. Hard to the political parties of the lift and right. Mr. Hard, abusive, threatening, and always the first to interro-gate, represents the right; according to the author, Mr. Hard makes Mr. Soft, always the second to interrogate, all that more appealing - Mr. Soft gets the answers; Mr. soft is the left, but, as both are police, “when things get out of hand and provoke rebellion, the Labour Party (the left, Mr. Soft) will save capitalism by pretending to be socialist .”

Replfcar are dropping by for a night of fun and frolic. The Phaatams and the Heidch Maneuver are also on deck, waiting to provide us with warmth and love. What about Federation Hall, the entertainment flagship of campus? Well my mystic orb is cloudy about this week, but Blue Rodeo are booked for Jan, 21. Toronto? Well Death, parror Imoqmrated sent us a‘ Christmas card informing us they’re playing the Rivoli tonight. As well, I’ve been reliably informed that Kick are playing the Highlands tonight.

for 1989

off the hook, and time is running

Arthur

out.”

Koestler

I+ People will discover Shane Carmichael’s “sensitive” side. 2. Arts councillor, Tim Jackson runs for Fed president - voted down by the “Oral Majority”. 3. God proves his existence by hurling lightning at Eric Kuelker. 4. Cord editor, Cori Fergurson, while snooping around Colin James’ house is shot by bodyguards. 5. Some Laurier muscleheads beat Ryan senseless, for his vulgar dancing. 8. Andrew “Batman” Rehage paints Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on his jacket - starts a new trend, 7, The city of Buffalo explodes in flames. 8. Satan makes a guest appearance on GeraJdo, chaos reigns. 9. The screams of the damned will get LOUDER.

Resource Centre Co-ordlnrtor WaiWed Forratxm#rlh-mntract~ WPIRG focuses through

Teaching

Resources

and Continuing

Education

Math and Computer, room 4055, phone ext. 3132 The nomination dendline for this y-r

is FEBRUARY 3, t999

is a non-profit student funded organization on environmental and sacial justice research and education.

which issues

Duties include general maintenance end upkeep of the resource centra, indexing resource materials on computer, monthly production of a four page community culendar, volunteer co-ordination, office maintenance and reception. The applicant should be comfortable with computers and be willing to develop and implement computer programs such as Ask Sam, have experience with rewurce centtea, coordinating psopla and tasks, organized work habits, ability to work and communicate well with other people and knowledge of social justice and environmental isrues.

8drryol9.9(1prrhourplu,kn~blorl2~2hwrwark~ Send a resume, 3 references and a statement of the importance of Public Interest Research (one page maximum) to: WPiRO, Unlventty . Appllmtlonm

of Wabrbo, Onfrdo N2L 301 clone JANUARY 20,1@8@ l

Father Earth, Brother Rain

L’

TUESDAY

PRO-AM STRIP NtGHT

Male and Female 8150 First Prize! Contestants qualify to enter our Grand Prize Contest totalling 61,CiCIDin prizes.

SUPER STRIPPERAMA

JANUARY

WEDNESDAY

ALL CLASS MALE REVUE - 8 PM (LADIESONLY) FEATURING: Mr. Mmldy,Scorplo,Obmdom IADIES: BOOK YOUR SPECIAL PARTIES AT HUGGIES t2 p.m. (for iho guys) - wti T-9hlrt conta#t / $100 Flr8i P&m.

Thee

rapport

psychic

by John Zachariah Imprint staff Reviled by many as a talentleee pretty boy, Tom Cruise has nonetheless proven himself to be a capable actor, as hia efforts in The Colour of Money demonstrated. Rainman give8 further evidence of this talent; director Barrv Levinaon sends Cruise and Duadn Hoffman on a journey across the U.S. They play the Babbitt brothers, Charlie (Cruise) a cras8, upwardly mobile business prat, and Raymond (Hoffman) an autistic eavant who ha8 been institutionalized since childhood. Charlie haa no knowledge of hi8 brother, and only discovers his existence when their wealthy father dies, leaving 3 million dollars in a trust fund to Raymond. Charlie wants some of it, and whisks Raymond from the institution, starting a cross-country tour full of surprises. Raymond’s problem ie that he is extremely self-centered, ha8 developed no life skills, and requirea the constant repetition of routine to function. He is also something of a genius. In a restaurant, a waitress spill8 a box of toothpicks; two second8 later, Raymond accurate1 count8 how man have fallen. C K arlie is both dazz Y ed by Raymond’8 intellectual prowees, and confounded by hi8 constant demand8 to return to the routine of the institution. For the first time in a long time, Charlie is forced to consider the need8 of 8omeone other than himself, It is in showing this change in

THURSDAY

Charlie’s character that Cruise’s ability is manifest. There is no blinding revelation, no major change in personality. Charlie Babbitt does not become a new man but instead, directs hia relentlese energy to please himself in new directions, albeit tentatively. In the end, Charlie and Ra mond are separated, but the en 8 ing is bittersweet and gentle. Raymond ha8 shown improve-

ment, but it is Charlie who was most in need of it. Roinman is great because Cruise shows us, without ever being obvious, that it is Charlie, and not hi8 brother, who is screwed-up, different, abnormal. Charlie’s halting first steps toward a new life are touching, starting a journey which promises to be far more enriching than the one he just made.

CONCERT

NtGHT

Presenting the Liw Rock Sounds of

BARRACUDA

A Tribute to tIeart NO COVER TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY OR THURS

-ALSO

AT THE GRAND-

NOW OPEN.

Jm. 9 - 14 FEATURES:

Ii-

BARBIE BENSON MISS NUDE EXOTIC WESTERN CANADA s#mwuma:

bmy, Tandoorl and Vegetarian Dishes are our Specialtles

FREE TABLE DANCING WEDNESDAY

LUNCH

Monday to Friday from 11130 a.m. to 2 pm. , We serve

British

and German

338 King St. E., Kltchener

beer on tap

(at Cectar

St.1 7453600

Kltchener

- 230 pm.,5 - 11 pm., Sun 5 pm - 11 pm FREE PARKING AT REAR

HCIORS: Mon - Sat 1130

10% STUDENT DISCOUNT WITH ID.

WEDNESDAY

NIGH’T’IS

HAMBURQERS

,t.l@ TUESDAY

PIZZA

l/3 Any

NIGHT

coming: Jan 16 - 21 &we@ Hills

We 8erve a speclal

3lCOURSE

12sD, mm, 9:00,11:30

THURSDAY

* NtGHT

FALAFELS

NIGHT

:?l .a9 *

OFF* Pizza order

WELCOME BACK STUDENTS SEE OUR COUPON ON IMPRINT’S COUPON PAGEI

Test our 6 Minute

Lunch Guaranteet University

HOURS: ;

sun,

eon,

TUT - wn

Shop8 Plaza II till .WU drop1

If we fail, your next one’s FREE! 748-2625

Wed, mu,

Fri 8 sat - until 3 a.m.

* Certain Conditm MW

Resources

Limited

Quantum Information Resources Limited, one of Canada’s leading computer systems development firms currently employs more than 450 computer professionals serving North America’s major public and private sector organizations.

Technical

Trainee Program

In 1987 and 1988, 45 Waterloo graduates made the right choice in joining Quantum Information Resources. For 1989, we are hoping to identify another 25 highly-motivated, progressive Waterloo graduates who . we can integrate into large sophisticated project teams. Utilizing the very latest project management disciplines and structured architectural philosophies, Quantum is jointly committed with its clients in meeting the information systems demands of the eighties by providing a comprehensive set of services:

Information

Systems Consulting

A practical hands-on approach tQ consulting in such diverse areas as strategicplan ning, hardware/ software evaluation, security audit, office automation, feasibility studies and contract negotiations.

Contract ------I

Systems Development

A guaranteed fixed-price systems development approach covering the complete project, from functional specifications through programming and implementation, and controlled by a disciplined ,. project management team. . -

Application

Maintenance

’

The assurance of on-going application software support, guaranteeing thedaily production schedule is met through the provision of system, language and on-line programming support in large IBM environments.

Project Staffing The provision of skilled computer professionals from project managers to programmers, supplementing client in-house staff for long or short term assignments.

Marketing

Trainee Program

In addition to our technical requirements, Quantum wants to maximize the marketing and business potential of recent Waterloo graduates who wish to develop a career making use of people skills rather than technical skills. Through a comprehensive one year training program leading to a role of Marketing Manager, we will provide you with a solid foundation in sales techniques and marketing strategies. This should appeal to graduates from Computer Science, Applied Math, Engineering or Arts. Interested? Quantum staffers and Waterloo Grads now on various project assignments will be happy to tell you more. Plan on a.ttending our wine and cheese reception to be held on Monday, January 16,1989 from 790 p.m. to IO:00 p.m. at the University Club. For further information

please call Vie Kulokas or Eugene Henry at (4#6) 5984311.

Qu~anturn INFORMATION

RESOURCES

LIMITED

ARTS, On January 12 the UW Fine Arts Film Society will begin its 1989 program with a three part series by the famous Belgian film director Andre Delvauz. )anuary marks the Film Society’s first anniversary. It is an association dedicated to showing a wide variety of quality pictures from (mostly recent) international productions. It’s a nonprofit, non-commercial society open to all film enthusiasts. The flicks it brings to the Kitch - Waterloo area, are mostly premiere shows which can rarely be seen, if ever, in commercial theatres. Many of its programs are made available through unique cultural exchanges with other countries. Usually, there are only a few exclusive shows in the entire country (mostly in Toronto,

or identical?

by Peter Stathopolis Imprint staff Arnold Schwarzengger has become the quintessential American hero. He’s done it quietly and for most of us, it’s been unexpected. Now towering above the flabby competition (Stallone, Norris), he has redefined the male stereotype. The phrase “Fuck you, asshole” has been given a new intensity. When we think of bad acting, Arnold’s smiling face lights up in eyes, Which brings us and Schwarzenegger to the point of comedy. Specifically, director Ivan Reitman’s new comedy,

TWiUS.

Who would’ve expected from the son of an Austrian liceman? Immigrates to

it pothe

Friday,

January

6, 19891

Film Society kicks off 1989

Twins is shtick

Fraternal

Imprint,

States. He pumped his muscles, became the darling of Venice beach jocks, emoted lots as a philosophical Conan the Barbarian. What a horror! Then, he blocks the busters in his finest performance to date - The Terminator. Arnold’s movies have become multi-million dollar gimmicks. The man is a star - gangster, commando, cyborg, Soviet cop - what versatility. So let’s try to understand his fascination with comedy. Most of his previous films have had an element of humour (often unintentional), so how can you blame the guy for wanting to play a “230 pound virgin” test-tube baby? You can’t, Consider his sidekick, Danny DeVito - a side-effect of the genetic experiment, And you

Montreal, and other large cities.) Lucky Waterloo culture seekers have but to travel to the Fine Arts Department at UW which offers excellent projection facilities within a pleasant, friendly and cultured atmosphere. Any and aI1 new members are welcome and are entitled to the substantially reduced admission fee of $2 per screening. The membership is valid for all shows of the season. Non members pay $3.50 per show. Other benefits include program sheets for all screened films. The Delvaux films will be

flown here directly from Brussels, Belgium. ReadasVOW a Brey (1971), won the top French critical award in 1972, and will be shown on Jan. 12. The second l and third parts of the series are J3de (1973) on Jan, 19, and Benvenuta (19831 on Jan. 20, Future months hold promise for Turkish and Japanese series. Furthur info may be obtailied at 8854211, ext. 3709 or 2442, during business hours. Schedules will also be available at the Fine Arts Department and The Prin-* cess Cinema.

Our Famous

3 FOOT SUB You Have To See It To Believe

It!

have a hackneyed film about twins mixed up in love and corporate extortion. Twins is classic Hollywood shtick. The plot is grossly predictable: Twins separated. Twin A searches for Twin B. Discovery - they don’t get alon They meet girls, Discovery - t8hey get along. Marriage, babies and a round of happiness. Sprinkle generous ‘amount of slapstick and stir lightly. The jokes are fragile antiques dating from the silent era. DeVito maintains his role as the cynical, streetwise runt that he debuted in Scalawag and subsequently perfected in the character of Louie on TV’s Taxi. There are only two real variables. One of them is Ivan Reitman (who keeps hiking up the hill where he buried Stripes and Meatballs,) The other is Schwarzenegger. ‘Nuff said. See the film only for: Mr. Muscles. He carries it easier than a barbell. l

WANTED U C

VI4

H I

N-

HIGH FASHION - LOW PRICES

COUPON

ON IMPRINT’S

COUPON

For more Information call 888-4090 or come on over and ask a friendly doorstaff for an appllcatlonl

PAGEI

34 KtNG ST. N.,

WATERLOO 8853590 (across

e Barrage

Generra

0ehlX8

from

RPM)

* Boston

Traders

* Matinique

Beina able to work sometimes _ - --- _ ----- during the day is an asset. OUTGOING, FUNLOVING STUDENTS APPLY ONLY

We sell designer samples, overstock, seconds and end of lines, Save 50% or more on Men’s & Ladies’ Casual Clothing. PLUS flash your student card and save an EXTRA 10 - 15% 111 Visit our everchanging selection today. SEE OUR

Doorstaff, Kitchen Staff, and a few Waltstaff.

’

22 Imprint, Friday, Jenuary.6,

1989

WouldYou Like To

We will be interviewing

on campus

Friday, January 27,1989. i

\ Office See your Career Planning and Placement for more details. We are m equal opportunity employer.

“I’ve only been working at Microsoft for a little over a year, but in that time I’ve written a large subsystemused by all large Microsoft applications. It’s very gratifying to seecode actually make it out into the real world, to see such a large audience. The environment at Microsoft makes such turn-around possible; the attitude is that the developer is given as much responsibility as they want. As for the countryside, I wake up to a mountain view every morning, and there are REAL places to ski out here’!” 4aul

Bonneau, Suftwure Design Engineer B. Math, Wuterluo ‘87

“I’m working on a C++ basedprogramming environment. My responsibilities include designing and implementing my areasof the system (currently the incremental linker) and providing support for our developers. Microsoft is the dominant software vendor in the world. Our developers (this could be you) write code that literally millions of people use. This was a big factor in my joining the company: Microsoft has the forces to get my products to the world.” -Jean Gray, Sumare Design Engineer B. Math, Waterloo ‘87

“Microsoft is a place of opportunity. If you are bright, driven, and have an idea that you want to get out into the world, then Microsoft has the resourcesto make that happen. That can be incredibly rewarding.” 4obertAtkinson, SalfkwareDesign Engineer B. Math (PM/C & 0), Waterloo ‘87

“What I like about Microsoft’s environment is very simple. Its people. Microsoft is very similar to a college campus.” ---Scott Rundell, Sqftwure Design Engineer BS Physics, Waterloo ‘85

“I came to Microsoft becauseI realized that I could either spendthe rest of my life at some company working with Microsoft tools...oi I could come to Microsoft md write the tools that other people are going to be . using. At Microsoft, you know that your work will make a difference.” 4ico

Muriuni, Software Design Engineer B. Muth, Waterloo ‘88

IQ+ SPORTS Highly touted Gryphons

f!i

flop

win by Mike McGraw Imprint staff All dressed

up and no place to

80.

Head coach Tim Darling brought his highly touted Guelph Gryphons basketball team to the PAC on Wednesday night to play what had been a floundering Waterloo Warriors squad. Darling, known for his extravagent behaviour and attire, has assembled a virtual powerhouse down highway eight at Guelph, with two highly sought recruits, a veteran transfer ‘player and some solid talent from last year’s disastrous l-11 team, To make them Iook even better, the Gryphons are modelling new, bright red and gold uniforms resembling those worn by the NBA’a Atlanta Hawks. But for all their glitter, the Gryphons couldn’t muster a victory in their opening OUAA West league game. In Waterloo’s home opener, the Warriors broke open a sloppy but tense struggle to take their first game of the I~NNI schedule, 65-54 before a boisterous hometown crowd. The win was even more impressive considering the Warriors did it without 6%” Ron Braley whose debut in a UW uniform was spoiled by a toe injury sustained in an accident at home. Braley was set to bolster UWs flims front court after becoming er igible just three days earlier. But they did just fine without him, thank you. “This was a very important win,” beamed UW head “--coach

Don McCrae. “We had ourselves all primed to do well’ then we found out Braley couldn’t play, so all of our adjustments went right out the window. I’m very pleased to win by this point spread, Guelph’s a good team and we were ricocheting around.” The Gryphons looked just like a team with a lot of talent, but no cohesion whatsoever. Some of! the problems could havef stemmed from the fact that 8’7’, former junior national player Eric Hammond, and guard Renls Luypaert, a former Laurier star, were playing in their first games for the Gryphons. The spidery Hammond was a force all night, scoring 14 oints, grabbing seven reboun c!rs and swatting away five shots. Although Luypaert hooped 12 points, he looked awkward and cold. The Gryphon’s other highly recruited frosh, Tim Mau, who was averaging 23 points per game through the pre-season, netted just six points. Veteran point guard Ray Darling netted just two points. “We’re not as talented as everybody thinks,” confessed Guelph head coach Darling. “People have us overrated a bit. The chemistry isn’t there yet; there was a tendancy to stand around and watch each other. Luypaert and Hammond were thrown to the lions tonight. Mau ran into foul trouble early. We broke down offensively.” Waterloo’s veteran guard Tom Schneider continued his dominating play, dumping in 25 points on ths night while snag-

the entire 40 minutes. Sophomure centre Dave Rosebush rose to the occasion of Braley’s injury and had a career night, potting 13 points. Point guard Chris Troyak, who also logged 40 minutes on the floor, scored 12 points and played a gritty, huetling game all over the court. The Warriors seemed none too impressed by their flashy opponents. But UW did have trouble getting jump-started, as Hammond guided the Gryphons to an early g-2 lead. After a timeout by a flustered McCrae, the Warriors’ gears started to turn, and they went on a 21-7 run over the next eight minutes to take a 25-16 lead with eight minutes remaining until half. While the Gr phons began to stumble aroun B the hardwood, leaving all offensive duties to the acrobatic Hammond, Schneider punched in on offence. In a brief spurt which included a fast break hook-up with Troyak and two three-pointers, Schneider guided his mates to a 41-31 halftime lead. The second half was a slow, grinding, defensive battle - an offensive fan’s nightmare in which -both teams combined for just 47 points. The Gryphons shot 48 per cent from the floor on the night while the Warriors shot an equally mediocre 46 per cent. “It wasn’t a gem, it was a good competitive win,” commented McCrae. “As far as an art form, this game was in the comic Looks.” The Gryphons began to play more as was expected from them as they came out for the second

into arriors

INO: Waterloo’s John Bilawey plummets he the hardwood as Guelph’s Tim Mau looks on. staved off a second half rally to post a 65-54 win, @into by Cathy

half and rinned off a g-1 rtin to tie the conteif at 42 by the 16:38 mark. That’s when the mind numbing, war of attrition started and continued right to the final buzzer. The score sat at 42 for almost three minutes, as the game adopted a basket-per-minute pace. -i--L In the next ten minutes,-‘---l--

Szdga

field coals as the score sat deadlocked at 48. The last time the game was tied was 50-50 with just over five minutes remaining. Jumpers by Schneider and John Bilawey put UW ahead 54-50, and after a Guelph bucket closed it to 54-52,

Continued

on page 25

W delivers a message

Hockey Warriors by Glen Hauar Imprint rtaff The Calgary Invitational Hockey Tournament is meant to be a showcase of the top university talent in Canada. With the Waterloo Warriors showing signs of a strong drive to the CIAU championship this year, the organizing committee saw fit to invite them. Three top western teams, Calgary with the number one ranking in Canada, Alberta at fifth, and Saskatchewan, participated. Last year’s national champs, the York Yeomen, sixth ranked Waterloo, and seventh ranked McGill rounded out the six-team tourney. Coach Don McKee had several reasons to take his team out west over the holidays. “The western teams play a more physical brand of hockey, and I wanted the .guys to be ushed. We went there to get the E een competition.” The Warriors certainly rose to the occasion. Waterloo’s first match-up was against the Alberta Golden Bears, featuring last season’s CIAU player of the year, Syd Cranston. The Warriors were already at a disadvantage to start. Air Canada, always known for punctuality and excellent service, had some problems getting

the Warriors to Calgary. After hasty consumption of their inflight meal, Waterloo travelled directly from the airport to the Olympic Oval. The nutrition al rating of Air Canada’s food must be excellent, as the Warriors finally kicked into gear after falling behind 3-1. Waterloo sc,ored three straight goals to take a 4-3 lead, only to have the Golden Bears tie the game in the final frame 4-4. It stayed that way until the end of regulation, as well as the overtime period. John Goodman, Tony Crisp, Chris Glover and Ian Pound were the marksmen for Waterloo. Mike Bishop faced 42 shots and played a solid game in the net. Credit must also be given to the Warrior defensive players, who held the Golden Bear’s Cranston to one goal and an assist. A shootout format was used to decide tie games at the end of overtime. This is where the highly touted Bishop showed why he is a CIAU all-star. As he stymied the opposition shooters, Glover, Crisp and Todd Coulter calmly scored on the Alberta netminder, giving Waterloo a 7-4 victory. Everyone in the CIAU knows that Bishop is a bonafide allstar, but everyone else is rela-

raise eyebrows in CaLlgary tively unknown. McKee stated “We wanted to see who ou&t.aracter players are, but most of all we wanted to give give some media exposure to our top players. There are some guys here who deserve recognition within the CIAU.” The second matchup, was against York. Always tough, they didn’t come as well ‘preparec)to Calgary as they might ’ have. Taking nothing away from Waterloo though, the Warriors outclassed the Yeomen, outshooting them 42-27 and shutting them out, 5-O. Bishop really had nothing to do. The Warrior goal scorers were Steve Linseman, followed by Crisp, Dan Tsandelis, and Steve Richard, all in the first period. Jamie McKee, who has been playing great hockey of late but just hasn’t been able to put the puck in the-net, racked one in the third with his overpowering shot. A championship final is supposed to be a match between the two best, most competitive teams. That it was. Waterloo showed top-ranked Calgary the heart needed to take a game to its limit. After falling behind 2-0 in the first and 5-3 in the second period, the Warriors fought back, Goals by Richard and Good-

man in the third period tied the game 5-5. Another overtime was in

the

offing

Father

David

Bauer Arena, In an unfortunate incident at the Waterloo blueline, Calgary gained an advantage. At ~20 of the overtime period, three Dinosaur forwards swarmed in on Bishop and put the puck behind him, Calgary took the championship with their 6-5 victory over the Warriors.

Coach McKee was very pleased with his squad’s effort. “We went in there against Calgary in their own arena, under their conditions. We came from behind and took it to them. There isn’t a better way to build confidence and develop team cohesion than to puah the top-ranked team in Canada the way we did,”

Continued

on page 27

Enigmatic’ WatriOrs head into league play by Mike McGraw Imprint atrff For the second consecutive season, man question marks accom any t K e Waterloo Warriors i asketball tesm as they .embark on their regular schedule. The month of December did

nothing but confirm many of the team’s woes a8 UW went l-4 to finish its turbulent preseason schedule at 8-8. The Warriors began their OUAA West regular season Wednesday night [January 4) at the PAC against the Guel h Gryphons and travel to Win d 801 tomorrow night (January 7) for a duel with the

stu x.2+. .,n Gryphons .,.&fc

Warriors . :.

another Schneider jumper put the Warriors up for good. The Warriors’ dazzling ca tain put the win under lock an B key with MM remaining when he drove in for a basket and was fouled. He sunk the free throw to give UW an insurmountable 61-52 bulge, “We had a very big team breakdown in ‘the second half, but we held on in our own end,” admitted McCrae. “We were mismatched a lot by Guelph, but our players adjusted well.” While Schneider and Troyak were 40,minute workhorses, McCrae expects that freshman Andy Zeinchuk will be able to relieve some of the workload in Saturday (tomorrow) night’s battle at Windsor, Zeinchuk saw limited court time as he was auffering from the flu. Coach Darling thought that McCrae’a coaching was the key to Waterloo5 victory. “Let’s face it, McCrae’s a great coach,” said Darling. “He did everything he had to do to win. He packed the middle, he took Hammond’s game away from him, he elowed the game down, plaved his own... temp. Waterloo’s a

team that doesn’t beat’ themaelves.“, In typical fashion, Darling took time to critique the game’s officials, He was especially peeved at a technical foul levied against him in the first half by referee Don Cline. “For two years I’ve been running all over the sidelines,” said Darling. “I guess they said ‘let’s show Darling earl in the seasop.’ I didn’t yell at K im, swear at him or berate him. He didn’t tell me to eit down, he just T’d me up. It took me rig,ht out of the game it took some behaviour modi-

Lancers. In a pre-Yuletide game, the Warriors travelled to Toronto on December 2 only to be manhandled 69-58 by the York Yeomen’ a team they had crept by in an earlier pre-season meeting, They fared no better in a return engagement at York on December 28, this time for the annual Tait Mackenzie tournament. The tourney field was stacked with several CIAU powerhouses including the two-time defending CIAU champs, Brandon Bobcats, UBC Thunderbirds and Toronto Varsit Blues. the In opening roun B action, Warriors were throttled 92-71 by the eighth-ranked LJPEJ Panthers. Relegated to the consolation round, Waterloo dropped a 75-73 squeaker to the seventh-ranked Varsity Blues in the game’s dying moments. The Warriors rounded out their pre-season schedule with a dismal 77-73 victory over the lowly Ryerson

the best ref in conference. I guess I’ll have to sit on the sidelines salivating from now on.” Elsewhere on opening night, the Laurier Golden Hawks took a triple-overtime squeaker over Windsor, 107-104 while Western -Mustangs pummelled the Brock Badgers, 99-74. The Warriors take their unblemished 1-0 record of this young OUAA West season into Windsor tomorrow night to face the Lancers at 8 p.m. Next Wednesday night, January 11, the defending division champions, the Western Mustangs visit the PAC. Tip-off is at S p.m.

Rams in the seventh place game. Enigmatic was the word that head coach Don McCrae used to describe his team’s status as they entered their league schedule earlier thie week, “We’re an enigma,” admitted McCrae, “We have the potential to play well, and we do at times, but -only for seven or eight minutes at a time. I don’t think we’ve had a good half or game. Nine

etar-studded star team.

tournament

Chris Troyak potted 19 point8 to lead Waterloo while Schneider added 14 and Don Meace scored 13. “We had no control of any phase of the game,” commented McCrae. Rob Wilson’s four clutch free throw8 in the game’s final 10 seconds gave the Blues their third win of the season over Waterloo. Wilson finished with 20 points while Schneider meshed 25 points and John Bilawey chipped in 14 for the Warriors,

Like most of the pre-season, the Warriors’ problems at York stemmed from their non-existent inside game. But as of January 1, McCrae will be able to activate 6’9” tank, Ron Braley, who will add some much needed muscle in the paint.

In a less than impressive display of basketball, the Warriora scraped past the hapless Ryerson Rams, Believe it or not, the Warriors actually trailed 41-32 at the half and had to scramble madly to avoid the ultimate embarrassment of losing to RyerBon. Schneider spearheaded Waterloo’s attack with i7 points while Troyak and Meace scored 14 apiece. HOOP NOTES: Forwards eremy Moore and Lance L&zkh art both underwent arthrostopic knee surgery over Christmas, and should both be ready for action early in the regular schedule.

“We feel the addition of Ron Braley is going to be positive,” said McCrae. “He will bump people into roles that they can handle better, He will heip the big men and other guys to develop different roles? As he did for most of the preseason, fifth-year veteran guard Tom Schneider paced the Warriors at the York venue’ hooping 66 points in the three games He

GOALIE’S Clt&ASlI ALL THE ACTION! ALL THE TIME!

KW’s Ultimate Sports Bar ENJOY

OUR

. T 15 FOOT VIDEO SCREEN l 10 FOOT VIDEO SCREEN l 10 : 28” TV SCREENS ? 3 SATELLITE DISHES Every Tuesday Night is Trivia Night

NBA

NHL

4 NFL

Baseball

QBl

SUPERB0 WL PARTY JANUARY 22,1989 SEE OUR

COUPON

ON IMPRINT’S

COUPON

Sa.le Manta Ambassador Aluminum Squash Racquet

$3998

R8g. 849.98

SEE OUR COUPON ON IMPRINT’S COUPON PAGE!

PAGE!

24 IiOUR RACQUET RESTRINGING

1271 VICTORtA ST., AT NATCHEZ RD., KITCHENER 744-766-I

160 University University Shops Waterloo 886-0711 (beside

McGinnis

all-

In the UPEI elaughter, the Warrior’ actually led by as many ti eight,points for the first 12 minutes. But carried by the 28 points of sure fire all-Canadian Peter Gordon, the Panthers took *over and roIled,Co.qthe e,asy victory.

“Weyve Played six of the country’s top ten team8 - we’ve lost to them all, but we’pe losing to good opposition. There’s a big hurdle of losing by three or four points and winning by three or four. Traditionally, we’ve been, able to turn these things around.”

“We’ra an enigma. we have the potential to play well, and we do at times, but only for seven or eight minutes.” D. McCrae

ficatioh. Besides this, he’s still

was an honourable mention on a

and nine is not exactly what anyone would hope for, we’ve been slow at developing a player unit. Bu’t we think we have ‘a package that will go forward.” McCrae noted his team -has been up against some stiff competition in the preseason.

Ave., Plaza II

Landing)

SERVICE

26 Imprint, Friday, January

6, 1989

,SPORTS

1989 OkJAA West Basketball Preview by Mike McGraw Imprint

staff

Wasn’t it odd to watch as Buffalo football fans ripped down the goalposts after their once hapless Bills clinched the AFC East division title? Almost as weird as seeing the former Stanley Cup champion New York Islandera hold down 21st place in the NHL’s overall standings, wasn’t it? Just as awkward as using the phrase league leading in reference to the Cleveland Cavaliers you say? rf you plan on following OUAA West division basketball in 1989, get ready for such surprises.

Only in the wild world of interuniversity athletics could two teams make such a quantum leap this quickly. While graduation has ravaged traditional thoroughbreds like Waterloo, Windsor and Brock, recruiting and some pleasant surprises have given McMaster and Guelph the chance to regain some lost pride. Yet above and beyond this shift of power still sit the defending champion Western Mustangs. Powered by the division’s premier player, John Stiefelmeyer, the ‘Stangs are the oddson favourites to repeat in 1080. The Marauders, Gryphons and Warriors should duke it out for the next three spots while

Mac and Guelph will make the

climb from boiler room to penthouee rust hke the many pro sports teams who have transformed from early 1080s doormats into late decade contenders, the McMaster Marauders and Guelph Gryphons will be showing university basketball fans some different colours this season. But unlike professional teams, the Marauders and Gryphons (4-8, 6th place and l-11, 7th place rewectively last season) will make the climb from boiler room to penthouse in one season.

DEPARTMENT

fast but too small Laurier, rebuilding Brock and Windsor and division newcomers Lakehead will be in a dogfight for the last two playoff berths. With the division expanded to eight teams, the playoffs finally make sense. The top two finishers get byes to the semi-finals while third place plays sixth and fourth plays fifth in the quarterfinals. For the first time in recent history, the seventh and eighth place teams are eliminated. Here are scouting reports on

OF MEDICAL

BIOPHYSICS

located at The Ontario Cancer Institute

IntardiIclpllnrry Cell l d

Grrdurtm In l3lophyrlc8 Blowzy md

Molecular

Active University/Research

Me&8l

Institute/Hospital

Environinent

applicants

Gmdurta 8ecf8tary Dapwtmant of Mdlcal Blophy8lu Ontwlo Cancer Inrtltuta 500 Slwlbouma Strlnt Toronto, Orrtarlo, Canada M4X lK9 Tel.: (416) 924-0671

Western will have no trouble getting the ball to their prime weapon with small but swift guards James Green and Brian Omerod, both of whom can score in double figures if needed. While question marks abound with most other division squads, there are no doubts about coach Doug Hayes’ 1980 Mustangs - a fourth consecutive trip to Halifax is in the making. McMASTER MARAUDERS& 8): The Marauders are concrete evidence of how quickly fortunes can change in interuniversity athletics. The 1087 champs became doormats in 1988, but will return to the heat of the division race this season. Much of this resurrection can be attributed to the return of small forwards Jasper Naus and Ed Madronich, big actors in the 1087 script who sat out the 1088 bust. Despite losing court general Perrv Bruzesse to nradua-

Preocanin is finally blossoming

Phydca

AREAS OF RESEARCH: molecular biology and genetics, immunology, radiation biology, stem cell biology, controt of gene expression, cell differentiation, metastasis, carcinogenesis, experimental chemotherapy, radiation treatment, electron microscopy, electron spectroscopy, diagnostic imaging using x-rays, nuclear magnetic resonance(NMR), and ultrasound. for all successful

cast.

Studlo

Competitive positions for programs teading to MSc. and Ph.D. degrees for students with a background in Phyrlw, Englnawlng or Computw Scloncw, Chamlrtry, Biology, Genrtb, Immunology, Wchemlrtry or related rclencm.

Fellowships are available letters of application to:

all eight teams [last year’s records are in parenthesis). WESTERN MUSTANGS(&3): Watching 6’8” forward John Stiefelmeyeras a frosh w&3 breathtaking. As a sophomore all-Canadian, he was unstoppable. Now that he’s a third year veteran, the only lingerin question is can this guy possi gbly get any better? Posting up or gunning from the perimeter, Stiefelmeyer can single-handedly demolish any team in this division. Although no nonsense forward Terry Thompson has graduated, veteran swingman Jeff Petter is back to lead Stiefelmeyer’s supporting

x 5125

Enquiries

tion, the Marauders still boast one of the division’s deepest backcourts with smurf Craig Muir, shifty Rupert Wilson and sniper Gord Leenders, The key to McMaster’s offence .is 0%” centre Mike Preocanin ‘who is blossoming into a dominating big man after a mediocre sophomore campaign. Coach Barry Phillips seemingly has all . the ingredients to bring another crown to the Steel City. He definitely has the best chance of any team to dethrone Stiefelmeyer and his court. GUELPH GRYPHONS(l-11): Is this proof there is life after death or what? After last season’s l-11 Armageddon, coach Tim Darling hauled in enough recruits to start another university team; It starts with 8’8” forwards Eric Hammond and Tim Mau, who

A DOMINATING

FORCE: Waterloo Warriors’ fifth year guard Tom Schneider has carried UW through a rocky p-season. He’ll need some help if the Warriors are to challenge for first place. photo

both logged three years on the Junior National team and pla ed with the National “B” team I ast summer. Add to this 6'8" frosh Brent Barnhart and last season’s third leading division scorer, 6’7” Tim Sprung, and the Gryphons front court is, in a word, awesome. Perhaps the biggest catch was 6’2” shooting guard Rene Luyaert who starred at Laurier earPier this decade. He’ll join ever-reliable point guard Ray Darling to solidify the backcourt. The only problem could be

by Ty Hammond

what’s called The New York Yankee Abundance of Talent But N-0 Cohesion DiIemma, Coach Darling will have to spend less time jawing officials and more time bringing all these talented players together into a unit. If he does, the Gryphons could challenge both Western and Mac. If not, third or fourth will be more realistic. WATERLOO WARRIORSflCb 2): To this point, the Warriors can be summed up in two words

continued on page 27

Imprint, Friday, January 6, 1989

SPORTS,

Meek will become mighty tin OlJN4 West Continued from page 26 - Tom and Schneider. The fifth year guard has been scoring like a demon - close to 24 points per game during his team’s mediocre Q-Q pre-season. According to the Michael Jordan Rule Of One-Man Teams, Waterloo cannot live by Schneider alone, especially if his chronic knees decide to give out at some point during the season, If the Warriors are goin to challenge for the division tit f e, they’ll need scoring from another source. With all-Canadian Rob Froese and 6’S” amie McNeil1 departed, this wi J be a tough task, The onus may fall on impressive froah And Zeinchuk or Schneider’s 3: ack court mate Chris Troyak, who usually saves his best energy for defence. Tro ak will have to handle most of t 3:e point guard duties alone now that Peter Sawchuk has left the team, The real sore spot for coach Don McCrae is up front, where the Warrior big men have been moulded into the glass by every team they’ve played. The small forwards are a solid crew led by fourth year swingman John Bilawey and the sleek Jeremy Moore. McCrae is banking on 6%” Brock transfer Ron Braley (eligible as

of Jan. 1) to dish out some abrasions in the paint with the hope the other big men will follow suit. If Schneider stays healthy and gets some help down low, McCrae and co, might surprise everyone like they did last season. But if Schneider has to carr the entire roster, third or fourt ii looks probable. LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS@6): When will the Hawks ever learn you need some height to be a contender? Laurier’s flashy backcourt is like watching a Roadrunner cartoon with speed merchants Tony Marcotullio, Mike Alessio and freshman Danny Deep, who can all score from another area code. When they’re hot, their threepoint bombs and fast breaks can throw a wrench into the best of defences. But when they’re ice cold, well, you know the old sa ing, live by the bomb, die by t x e bomb. The sad fact is that WLU have no big men to grab rebounds when its perimeter gunners start throwing up mortar. 6’8” veteran Mike Demaree and 8’7” frosh Nino Miksic have all ths skills, but will get elbowed right off the court by other team’s bigger, brawnier giants. Sheer speed and three-pointers should see coach Chris Coulthard’s team win their share of

Buy any futon at regular price & save 50% on poly cotton cover (35 colours to choose from)

Phone orders and personal cheques &CC@pted

FREE DELlViiiY IN WATERLOO

55 Etb St. E.,!ecross fromLCBO),Waterloo

886-3430

kinkoJs The ResumeSpeciahas

ONE-STOP

RESUME

CENTRE

Kinko’s Copies is your one-stop resume We now have 2 Apple Macintosh SE computers and laserprinter for your personal use. Come in and resume, or have our Macintosh consultant to your specifications.

centre. a LaserWriter Plus create your own create one

Kinko’s will then copy your resume on the paper you select. We have a wide variety of quality paper and envelopes to match. Take care of all your resume

needs in one stop - come to Kinko’s

OPEN24HOURS 170 university Ave. W, Waterloo, Ontario (519) 746-3363

Copies.

games, but off-shooting nights considered, the Hawks will probably finish around 300. Look for improvement, but not enough to challenge the division’s elite, Fifth place seems realistic. BROCK BADGERS(&8): The henchmen of the OUAA West won’t be doing as much banging in 1988 now that Bruise Brothers 8’7” Kelly Grace and 6’7” Kevin Moore have departed along with 6’8” Bruce Girdler, Also gone is the Badgers’ court leader, Mark Gilbert. Plunged into a rebuilding season, coach Garney Henley is intent on establishing another front court wall, adding 6’8” veteran Rob MacCrae (back after a year off) plus 6’8” frosh Gord Wood and fellow freshman 6’7” David Dennis’ The backcourt will suffer with the loss of Gilbert but returnee Frank Carpretta, who proved to be a dangerous three-point sniper last season, is an adequate replacement. Henley also recruited two talented guards, Bob Demott and Kevin Rome, both all-stars in their respective regions. Henley’s crew won’t fall to anonymity, but MacCrae and Carpretta won’t be enough ‘to keep them high in the standings. Traditionally bruisers, the Badgers are in for some scrapes of their own. Look for them to grab one of the last playoff spots. WINDSOR LANCERS(7-5): Coach Paul Thomas has a history of fielding teams which play run and gun, shoot from another time zone, ignore defence and play triple-digit score basketball. Dot Thomas might have to make some adjustments with the departure of last season’s West division scoring champ, Matt St. Louis, and pesky guard Scott Thomas, who formed one of the toughest guard tandems in the country, Without St. Louis’arching three-pointers, the Lancers have a scoring gap the size of Lake Huron. The task of filling the hoop has been left to third year forward Jeff Nekkers and veteran guard Carlo Bonifero, who together will be lucky to make up. for St. Louis’ scoring prowe88, The front court is bin, but that’s about it. Henry VaGntini, Ken Schweitzer and Andre Morasutti take up a lot of room, but don’t score many points.

These five returnees must improve by leaps and bounds if Windsor is to remain competitive+ Freshmen George Hewick, Mike Ogley and Chris Daley will help, but the overall outlook is bleak. The Lancers could very well be left out in the cold come playoff time. EAKEWEAD NOR’WESTERS: These refugees from the Great Plains Athletic Conference, (GPACJ are strangers to their new OUAA West counterparts. One thing they will have going for them are all the weary teams that will show up in Sudbury for weekend double-headers, The Nor’Westers will be ready for their own long road trips, hailing from a division which

Athletes

- - - - -

ATHENA SHRR~ MING

OF THE SLAT=

Also returning are forwards Ed Collins and Mike Connolly. The Nor’Westers won’t be pushovers, but give them a season to get used to a new set of opponents, A playoff berth would be a major surprise.

of the Week

WEEK - SWIM-

October 29, Sheryl set a new team record in the 400 m individual medley .

WARRIOR OF THE WEEK JOHN GOODMAN - HOCKEY John Goodman, a fourth year Honours Sociology major, has been selected as the University of Waterloo and Labatt’s male athlete of the week. John is a native of Kitchener having attended Grand River High School. John is being honoured for his performance during two hockey games in earl December. On , Friday, Decem % er 2, the Warriors defeated Laurier by a score of 3-1 with John contributing two goals, the winner and an insurance goal. John’s great play was also displayed as he helped Waterloo’s penalty killers to shut out Laurier’s power play. On Sunday, December 4, John tallied once and added two assists as UW clobbered Guelph,

In’training sessions Sheryl is a team leader by example and should look forward to an outstanding career.

In his fourth year on the team, John has been named Warriors captain and leads the team on and off the ice.

Sheryl Slater, a first year Mathematics student, has been selected as the UW and Labatt’s female athlete of the week. On Saturday December 3, Sheryl led the Athenas to a 51-48 victory over Niagara University in a dual swimming meet, winning three events: the 1000 yard freestyle,, the 100 yard backstroke and the 500 yard frees-, tyle. In addition to the excellent performance on the weekend at the season opening swim meet held at Queen’s University on

ConcordiaUniversity GraduateFellowships* vale: $@oo to $lO,alo Application deadline: February 1, 1989 Commencement of tenure: September 1989 or January 1989 For details and application forms, contact the Graduate Awards Ufficer, S-202, Concordia University Montreal, Quebec H3G IMS Tel.: (514),848-3809 l Includ;es fke Daoid J. Azrieli Graduafc Fellowship, f)re Stanley C. French Gradlrafe FellOwship, the John W. O’Brien Gruduafc F&u&p, and fhe Alcan Doctoral Fellowship in Commerce and Administration.

UNIVERSITY

took them as far west as SaskatThey’re also accuschewan. tomed to tough opposition, coming from the talent-stacked GPAC which includes two-time defending national champs Brandon, Winnipeg and Regina. One thing we do know about the Nor’Westers is that they’re an experienced bunch with returning guards John Leplante, Jeff Byerly and Leslie Raquette who form a very fleet triad.

8-2.

Warriors make a mark in Calgary Continued from pai&

Rounding out the scoring for Waterloo were Jamie Maki, followed by Clover and Tsandelis. Calgary outshot the Warriors 4238 in a great game filled with lots of solid hitting. Waterloo looks fo’rward to a splendid second half of this year, resuming the regular season after a tournament this weekend in York. -Two All-Stars were named from

the Waterloo

War&ore.

expected, netminder Mike Bishop was selected. Centre Steve Linseman was also selected. These two players are paramount in the Warriors’ chances in taking the Western Mustangs out of contention in the tough OUAA Central Division.

Imarint “-v, -%!B ““F’ -Fridav. -----,,Januarv -- - , 6.. 1989-- -

READ I THIS

THE

FREE MOUSE!

WITH EVERY COMPUTER SYSTEM PURCHASED.

WORD PROCESSlilG ALTERNATIVE /:m

gggj~~ T~&~&~OGy

XL 2500

TURBO XT (8088). . IBM Cmpamtr . Standard 6a/4.77-

Features include SpeH-Right” SO,ooO wad electronic dictionary, WordFind? fuU fiti memory correction, WordErased and Smith Corona’s easy-to-bad C~m?ctrng Cassette and Right Ribbon System?’

+ Multi Ohplay (CGA/MC) l 101 Key RT Keyboard and security Lock l ParslleVSsrisVUock calmdar l Oisk Oriw and Controlkr l TWO YEAR WARRANTY

Eight Expanrion Slou Buitt-in 1 Meggsbyts EMS Ram Card l Hi-R08 IT1 Monitor l l

Reg. 349 SAVE -74

Letter Perfect Typing

275 Reg. 799 SAVE -100

699

dictionary, MwclErase@ WordFind,Q tutorial disk explains step+pstep use, and

l l

Panasonic 1080 Printer $27646 Reg. $299.00 30 M~J Had Drive $466.00 Reg. $650.00

FREE DICTIONARY WITH EVERY TYPEWRITER PURCHASED Data Carriage Case

HEWLETT-PACKARD CALCULATORS

Scientific & Business Calculators on SALE

CALClbTOA

WITH

32K RAM

Reg.339

SALE 299

HP-42SK RPN SC1 CALC ICN Scimtlfii Calculator with SK RAM Metrirc math, complex numbera, eolvw, numerical integration, statirtkr, HP-41 CXV program compatibility, end 2-line display. ICON EngMh Documentation.

Reg. 174.99

SALE

159

HP-32SK rol-

Reg. 100

SALE

89.95

HP-17BK CALCULATOR

9.99

W/2-LINE

DISPLAY

Reg.159

NATIONAL

SALE

143

Surge Shield Power Bar

19.99

(12” narrow carriage)

9.99

(RF1 Fiiter)

Serial Mouse with PC Paint _

Plastic. Universal Vertical C.P.U.

17.95 Stand

CALC ICON RPN Scientific Calculator with 1 -line alphanumeric display, comphx. numbsra. k-r& prqjramming and equation wr. English lntsrcon documentation,

BUSINESS

Metal Prlnter ’ Stand

MousePad

HP-28s

40.00

(holds 8)

I I

SCIENTIFIC

9.99

Save up to 30%

IBM Joystick

79.00. Mouse Only

’

59.00

5%” Disks

4.99 3%” Disks

15.50

IBM Software Available

ELECTRONICS

89 KING ST. N., WATERLOO I

886-0840

SPORTS,

Five-set marathon

Imprint,

Friday,

January

It was a golden opportunity to move up in the CIAU volleyball rankings. The Waterloo Warriors also needed some court time to get the cobwebs out of their system8 after a long Christmas layoff. In the first annual Ryerson Invitational Volleyball Tournament, the Warriors proved that they can play with the best teams in Ontario. After squeaking by tenth ranked Toronto in the semifinal, the ninth ranked Waterloo side came up against the highly touted York Yeomen. Seeded fifth in Canada, York was without National Team player Bill Knight, who was off in Europe playing in an international tourney. A chance to defeat the cocky Yeomen without the powerful Knight was what the Warriors needed to build up 8ome confidence, Each game saw the momentum swing from the winner to the loser. In what turned out to be the second most exciting match of the tournament+ York finally took the fifth game, 15-13 after falling behind 7-1. Unfortunately for Waterloo, momentum wasn’t in- their favour often enough. York will etay where they are in the rankings. The Warriors started out nervousl , passing weakly and letting t x e rather obnoxious York side intimidate them. Quickly behind 5-0, coach Ron Atkinson called a time out to settle down the troop8. At this point, the tone of the match was set.

The big kill... It was sideout ball for the entire match. Whether from the multitude of missed serves or from the big kill, both sides continually lost their serves. Waterloo’s passing and serving cost them the firet game, 15-7. The Warrior8 woke up and found Borne character within themselves in the following game, Some great defence and euddenly they were up Q-2, However, the Yeomen did not give this one up without a fight. The York backcourt contiually dug UD the ball. waiting for Waterloo t6 make mistakes.A point at a time, often with long series of up to eight sideouts between acores, York crawled back into it, taking an 11-10 lead. ’ Would the Warriors fold and give the championshi away? Not this time. For the Pirst time this season, Waterloo showed the guts and determination needed to beat team8 that are juat a8 good as they are. 1 Steve Heck, the middle blocker who “does it when it need8 to be done” slammed York’s power hitter Dexter Abrams to keep the score M-13 in favour of Waterloo. A huge block by Heck and ower hitter Brian Damman on t R e following serve forced York’8 hitter to put the ball out giving the Warrior8 their 15th point. Waterloo found iteelf in a hole in the third game once again. It wasn’t much of a fight, as UWs atrocious serving and passing led to a quick Yeomen win, 15-6. Centre court at the Ryerson ym must have a winning and f oaing sides. York looked ready to throw in their card8 as the Waerios disposed of them, 15-8 in the fourth to tie the match at in the match 2-2. Ever gameloat was on t i e same side of the net. Was it the lighting?

deep Warrior squad and the two man Blue side of Edgar Lueg and John Canjar. Lueg and Canjar did 98.09 per cent of Toronto’s passing and 80 per cent of their hitting. Despite the concentrated attack, Waterloo was not able to dominate the Varsity Blues. In an evenly matched first game, the Warriors edged the Blues 1% 12, A series of mental errors cost them the second game U-8, The excitement starte2 at this point.

The championship game was a pressure cooker, evenly played. Both sides exhibited the skills needed to beat the western teams. Emotion8 were high, every kill, every slam, was greeted with the familiar “ooooooh” common to most volleyball courts. Down 11-8, the underrated Damman came to life. A series of kills and even a stuff block by the 6%” power player kept the Warriors in it for the rest of the way. With York leading 14-12, after a controversial line call in the Yeomen’s favour, Damman came up with a must kill for a aideout Nevertheless, a win was not in the making for the Warriors who eventually succumbed 15-13 to the Yeomen, It is tough, physically and emotionally to lose such a tight match no matter who the opposition is. York had a championship, Waterloo had to settle for second place. The championship final was not the most exciting volleyball of the tournament. By far the most nerve-racking match was the Waterloo-Toronto semi-final which featured the talents of the

Spurts of domination Inspired play gave Waterloo an 8-i lead ii the fhird. The pressure seemed to be getting to the Blues. However, Waterloo let up, giving Lueg a chance to work the middle. Three stuff blocks in a row brought the intensity level back up to par, giving the Warriors an 11-6 lead. Again, Toronto kept coming on in spurts. This topsy-turvy action was typical of Waterloo’s play in the playoff games. Spurts of domination, followed by a frustrating scoring droughts. The Varsity

Grand Snooker Tourney Andrew Imprint

Rehage staff

Over 130 snooker enthusiasts from UW and WLU participated in a Grand Snooker Tournament last December held at the private Westbury Club in downtown Kitchener . Garry Tarrafit of WLU placed first in the enooker marathon. Allan Mak and Shafin Kanji of UW place second and third respectively while Ian Taylor (VW Staff] came in fourth. Both Tarrant and Mak played excellent snooker to attain their final possitions, but both fell victim to fatigue and made available mistakes during a tiring last game. Garry Tarrant finally edged out UWs Allan Mak in a close game to claim first place, being the only entrant from WLU to pi&e in the winner8 circle.

University

The winners of the tournament split various prizes totaling over $1 500.00. . ,

The tournament was sored by the Turnkey Desk Campus Centre and the bury Club of Kitchener, A tion has been started with co-operative venture

For all those interested in competitive snooker, the Turnkey Desk in the Campus Centre should have information posted within the next few weeks.

Wed., Jan. 11 I 8:00 pm.

V-Ball Warriors vs Brock Bbdgers Tues., Jan. IO, 8:OO pm. . In the PAC

of Waterloo

WHISTLER/BLACKiZOMB

6 DAYS OF GLORIOUS AprH 19 - 27 after exams

what the unconfident Waterloo side needed. A victory over stiff competition. In an interesting awards resentation, exhibiting the un Piked York coach and six non-waterloo all-stars, it looked like it was going to be an insult to the strong showings of a few Warrior cohorta, Brian Damman started to show signs of dominance: a little more confidence is all that is needed. The middle blockers, Steve Heck and [especially) Scott Smith deserve recognition. Setter Tony Martins wae surprised and pleased to win the MVP award of the tourney. It was nice to see a selection committee award it to a player who was not on the cham ionship squad. Waterloo R as another chance to hone their game when they travel to York tomorrow to play in the prestigious Excalibur Tournament. This eight team tourney features only top ten teams, as well as a couple of high calibre American teams, Penn State and Ohio State. If the Warriors don’t fare well, they will lose any chance of moving up in the Canadian rankings.

B-Ball Warriors IVS Western hiustangs

another tournament is being planned for January or February 1989. The winner of the spring tournament hopefully will be sent to Toronto in March for the All Ontario Universitv ” championsh@.

SEH CLUB and SKICAN briirgs you

sponin the Westtradithis and

Blues dug deep, and pulled out with a 18-14 victory to gain a match advantage of 2-l. The incredible fourth game saw all of the good and .bad things in volleyball: demoralizing stuff blocks, mental errors with both passing and serving, beach digs, spike serves, hitting reminiscent of whaling, devastating hits. On hand was Adam “Prez” Chamberlain, quoting “it was too damn close for comfort” as all of the spectator8 ran in haste to the washroom after an 18-10 seat churner in favour of Waterloo. An electric atmosphere was quickly dampened when Toronto ran up an 8-1 margin in the fifth. Steve Heck went to work and gave Waterloo the kick they needed. A multitude of points scored by the Waterloo team on Heck’s slams [stuff blocks) in addition to Scott Smith’s, completely silenced the Toronto hitters, including the emotional Lueg. The score ended up 15-12, vaulting the pumped Warriors into the final. The coolest coach around, Rob Atkinson, stated “it was a good win”. It was iust

SPRING

MELT !THE WiNTER CHILLS

SKING

warm up wlth our Hot & Sauce6 SpecialtIe Including: HOTTEXAS CHLI

2 BEDROOMCONDOSfireplaces/kitchens RETURNAIRFARE plus PARTIES/BARBECUE andothersocialevents I all this for $7 15.00 or less hurry space 1s limited flrst come first (sign up la the PAC)

BUFFALO

serve

‘\

$300,00

BAR-B-QUE FRlE8 STYLE CHICKEN CONEY FRIES & MUCH MORE

WiNOS

deposit R?CjUlred to secufw space.

8 740-8259 01

Mark 881-0751

auceei CP i 3 4B

Parkdale

Plaza

II, 465 Phillip

final

York stuffs V-ball Warriors in thrilhg by Glsnn Hausr Imprint strff

6, 1989

St., Waterloo‘

UCENCED BY LIB0

8&l-o001

Imprint, Friday, hnuery

e, 1989

SPORTS

Campus Ret’s guide 1to adventure The latest additions to the hysical activity space at WaterPoo are the’ newly equipped weight rooms. The main weight room is located in the Red South corner of the PAC. This new facility contains a warm-up room equipped with a stretching area, exercise bikes and rowing machines, ’ The actual weight room is designed to accommodate all levels of weight training. The equipment includes a complete circuit of individlial Polaris equipment,

a full selection of free weights, dumbbells, barbells, and Olympic weights. The second weight room which is located on the main floor of the PAC is equipped with a full circuit of Polaris and universal equipment. This room may be booked by special groupa or for clinics. When. it is not booked it is open to the general users. There are four Weight Training clinics that are going to be offered this term.

Jan. 17 & 19 from 7:OO - 9:00 p.m. Jan. 23 & 25 from 7:oO - 9:W p.m. Jan. 31 h Feb. 2 from 7:00 - IMIO p.m. Feb. 6 8 8 from 7:00 - ROO p.m. (only if all other fill) INSTRUCTIONAL REGISTRATION DATES R&lay, Jumuy 6 lZ:OOp.m.-3:OOp.m. PACBiue Activity Area I Swimming, Skating, Tai Chi, Weight ‘Training, Tennis and

/ Scuba

Sunday,

January 8 p.m. - 6:00 p*m., Gym 3 PAC . All Fitness Programmes including Aqua-Fitness and the Fitness Instructors Course. 4:00

Sundry,

Jmuary

6:30 - 7~30 p.m.,

Social

Gym

3 PAC

Dance

Monday, January 9 . 1200 - 3:OO p.m. PAC Blue Ac-

tivity Area Cross-countrgi Skiing, St. John First Aid, Yoga, CPR, Squash and any openings left from Friday and Sunday.

Late Regirtration January,10 & 11 Register between 12:30-1:30 only in the Red Activity Area, PAC After Jmuuy 11 Rq&ter with thq P&C ReceptQaJlt between @@a -* * mm ntmn uad i:m ~izwp.m, ia PAC 2099.

b ;CALENDAR FRIDAY,

JAWUARY

oood mtlt~ Community Church. “Pure in Heart and Communion with God” seminar with Mark Virkler. 7:oO pm. and Saturday, January 7 at Q:OO am. - 5:OO pm. Highway 7 and WoolTownship Groba Nursery. with

Road

72,

behind

Tours af the University Map and Design Library. Personal tours are available on request. Enquire at the Public Services Desk, ESI Room 246, between 9:00 am. and 4:30 pm. Self guided Walking Tours are available duringlibraryhours and Davis Centre

WRDH8SDAY,

at the Dana Porter Libraries.

:TeUr, 6f the University Map and Design Libra+ Personal tours are nvailable on request. Enquire at %vkes Desk, ESI Room .tween Q:oO am. and 4:30 guided Walking Tours are

the Public 248, bepm. Self availah&

during library hours at the Dana Porter and Davis Centre Libraries. UW &t8@0 bnd auditions. Michael Wood, director. Everyone welcome. Sign up at the Music office, Room 266, CGC for an audition time. Band rehesrses Mondays, 7-Q pm. Spmsored by the Conrad Grebel College Music Department and the Creative Arts Board, UW Federation of Students. A vm of theatre-related movies and short films will be shown in the tinCour!!@ of the Central Teaching Building, WLU, from 11:30 am. to 1:30 pm. Admission is free. January 9 to

Ubmry Raaearch Workshop. 6:oO pm - 650 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Porter Librarv. Free Noon Concert featuring Malcolm Troup, classical pianist. Selections by Beethoven. 12:30 pm., Conrad Grebel College Chapel. Call 885-0220 for more information. Sponsored by the Conrad Grebel College Music Department. Unlvemlty Chdt voice placement interviews. Robert Shantz, director. Everyone welcome. Sign up at Room 151, CGC for an interview time. Choir rehearses Tuesdays, 7-Q pm. Sponsored by the Conrad Grebel College Music Department and the Creative Arts Board, UW Federation of Students.

13.

TUmDAY,

JANUARY

w - Our Contribution to World Peace” with Lieutenant-Colonel Donald Ethel1 head of Canada’s UN peacekeeping missions. 4:3O pm., EL 101. Presented by the Fed’s Public Issues Board. Everyone welcome. Toum af the University Map and Design Libraw. Personal tours are available on request. Enquire at the Public Services Desk, ESI Room 246, between 9:00 sm. and 4:30 pm. SeW guided Walking Tours are available during library hours at the Dana Porter and Davis Centre Libraries. Llbnry Rmrch Workshop. 2:30am. - 3:20 pm.m - 650 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Porter Library.

ubny InlorrrrrlionforGrsduateStudents: 11:30 am. - 12~20 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Parter Library.

Chbbpmr B, Artistic Director of the Shaw Festival will give an informal talk at 6:30 pm, today and Wednesday in the Theatre Auditorium, WLU . JAWARY

SAA w&mm Come to the first general meeting of the term. 4:3c) NH 3004. Everyone welcome. Town of the University Map and Design Library, Personal tours are available on request. Enquire at the Public ’ Services Desk, ESI Room 246, between 900 am. and 4:30 pm. Self guided Walking Tours are available during library hours at the Dana Porter and Davis Centre Libraries. 0m itu&nts will perform arias in Aird Recital Hall, WLU. Performances begin at 7:oO pm. and admission if free. Llbrmy Raaaarct~ Workshop. 1230 pm - 1:20 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Davis Centre Library. Ubnry lnformrtlonfol Graduate Students: 2:30pm. - 3:20pm. Meetatthe Information Desk in the Davis Centre Library. ‘Hn Fmutly of Social Work invites you at attend a discussion presented by John Montague, a Toronto social worker. His topis is : “Gay Issues: A Challenge for the Helping Prbfessions”. The time is 330 pm. to 500 pm. in Room A407 of the Aird Building, WLU. Everyone is welcome.

CLASSIFIED

HUP

IIRVICBS Art 7hempy Workshop. Learn elmuta career in art therapy while participating in a hands on workshop where no prior art background in necessary. January 14,1989, Q-l 2 am. Fee - 820. student rate. Location: Toronto Art Therapy Institute. 2116 St. Clair Ave. W., M42 lR2. Phone 924-6221. SIaak w newsletters, be printed.

event flyers, club or anything else that can Computer typeset and

laser pfinted. Call Pat at 747-9392, please leave message if I’m not at home.

Custom‘ Essay Service Professional

Tutoring

Research,

& l-tterary

Services

960-9042 4 Collier Toronm,

Street, Ontarb

Suite 201, M4W 1 L7

JANUARY

Society

presents

Rendezvous at Brsy(Andre Delvaus, 8elgium, lQ71,93 min.) at Uw’s East Campus Hall, Rm. 1219 at 7 pm. This is the first in a Delvaux series. For more info call 885-1211, ext. 3709. InWwtod In a career in banking? A local bank manager will speak about her ewrience in banking. Bring your auestions. Twn ti the University Map and Design Library. Personal tours are available on request. Enquire at the Public Services Desk, ESI Room 240, between 900 am. and 4:30 pm. Self guided Walking Tours are available during library hours at the Dana Porter and Davis Centre Libraries.

THUR8DAY,

8prlng Bnrlc Tour Promoter - Escort. Energetic person, M/F, to take signups for Florida tours. G+ pay and Marketmg l-800T;t ;;&Campus I . *

Fmt, ~nh typing and letter quality word processing. Resumes, essays, theses, business reoorts. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 57612&a. 32 y-n emrience, electronic typewriter, Westmount area. .95C double spaced page. Call 743-3342. I EcotmTypa - Theses, projects, essays, resumes, general typing. Twelve years experience. God rates. Close to Call 7474469.

Iam Wodperfwt and do your own reports, essays, etc. Short, flexible time coursas enabte you to attend when it’s convenient for you1 Academy of Learning, 749018. Also, computer time availble - ask for Nancy.

Wbtk npom and resumes word processed. 8 1.50 per double-kpsced page (resumes 85 per page). Near Seagram Stadium. Draft copy always provided. Letter quality printer. Phone @BS1353. S.0.8. Sheila’s office Services. Typing and word processing, manuscripts, resumes, cover letters, correspondence, etc. 3tudent rates. 746-8508. 33 v experience. Essays, resumes, theses, etc. I8M Selectric typewriter; 85 cents d.s.p. Westmount-Erb area. Phone BB67163 9am. - 9om.

De@dllne

m Lut)Hlm Campus Ministry will conduct services of Holy Communion at 11 :W am. in Keffer Memorial Chapel, WLU. Coffee hour follows.

KltM~-Wateti~~ and Area Big Sisters require volunteers to befriend girls and boys. If you are a special person whi is 20 years of age or dldsr and can give three hours a week to a child, then we need you. Big Sisters training begins Mondays, January 16, 1989. Call 743-6208 to register. On year commitment reauired.

Llbnw lnhmrtlan for Graduate Students: 130 pm. - 2:20 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Davis Centre Library. l’h#atn lauder will perform “A Chorus of Disapproval” by Alan Ayckbourn. Performances are at 8:oO pm. in Theatre Auditorium, VVLU. Tickets, reserved seating, 66, $4 for students and seniors. General admission. 83. Januarv 12-13. *

Ttn m Resource Centre will be open on January 11,18,25, and February 1, NH 1115 until 7:oO pm, Here is a chance for those unable to come in during the day to use our resources. Staff wilt be available to prrwide 88sistance.

Musk rt hoon at WLU. David Falk, baritone and Boyd McDonakk piano. 12:W noon in Aird Centre Recital Hall. Library Rauo@~ Workshop: 2:30 pm - 3:20 pm. Meet at the Information Desk in the Dana Potter Librsrv.

-‘-8 pick-upand delivery. (Macintosh) 81. double spaced page. No technical typing or charts. Pat 8930499 after 6.

-mar U Two bedrooms available in large apartment. Laundry, sacurity building, balcony. Five minutes from plaza, 10 minutes from campus. Non-smoker, females only. Rent approx. 206 each. Wendy l-416-845 8865.

PHRSUNAL kr IntrodService for students. University Introductions - the rational alternative to noisy bars. A non-profit, discTeat introduction service organized by students for the members of university community. Until February,

M6M 5Cl. Ur, Ciowh to(l f iva New Year’s resol utions: 5. manage to deny owing thosa

A-Ha records. 4. compare every band to Skinny Puppy. 3. spend “quality

Monday at 5:OO pm !

1,2

IntoIn helping a child with special needs with school ti? Big Sisters of Kitchener-Waterloo and Area wilt be holding a training session for Homework Helpers on Tuesday, January 17, 1989* If you are 18 years of age or over and can help a school aged child, call 743-5206. Tours of the Career Resource Centre. A brief introduction to the resources available to career seekers. January 9 10:00 am., 1030 am., JanlCery 11 ~:3Opm,2:ODpm.,January13-10m am., 1030 am., January 17 and 18; 1O:OO 0m., 1O:O am. Januiry 19,1:30 pm., 2:oO pm. NH 11 IS.

free membership for women. P.O. Box 365, Station W., Toronto, Ontario.

For Classifieds and Calendar

JANUARY

&hen Lawb speaks on “Speaking ’ of the World”, 7:3Q pm., Humanities Thestre. Hagey Hall. Prssanted by the GSA and Feds; tickets, 45.00 for students, $7.00 non-students,

TYPlwO

we&end Gotm#bm for developmentally delayed individuals. 8&36/hr. Every second weekend. Leave messape for Don Msder after 2100 pm. BB4%012,886-5201,

university.

Deadlines approaching? -11 us for quality servke.

TMJCISDAY,

WAWTr”

WPIWO

‘M ~ti the Global Environment,” a panel discussion featuring four experts on Canadian environmental policy. 7130 pm., Seigfried Hall, St.’ Jerome’s College. Presented by the Fed’s Pulbic Issues Board. Everyone welcome.

UW Flh

WgDw#$DAY,

JANUARY

time” in a hot batti with a photo of Chris Sheppard. 2. tetoo “Nivek” qn his heiny. 1. say “The aforementioned Puppy” at evev opportunity.

PIRSDHAL SAtA olnnnl= The first ganeral meeting of the Student Alumni Association’ for the winter term will be on Wednesday, January 11,430 in NH 3004. All old members and any new members WelcOme. Bring a friend. Welcome back1 % F-W whlla the sword hangs warhead? why risk it? Visit the Birth Control Centre tar sexual health information. CC 2OB,9Xt. - 2306. -. &xl Is this one of your hobbies? Do you have information to share? Do you want to learn more? Why not be e volunteer at the Birth Control Centre. Visit CC 206 for a Volunteer Form. AIDS ACoordinator. We are seeking a volunteer to organize oncampus AIDS awareness programmes for the Federation of Students- Public Issues Board. If interested, please contact Martin Loken, Cahirperson at ext. 6298 ASAP. Schttm gmds - sign up now in Sci Sot for grad photos before Friday, January 13. w4nldtm

poychic

and

charmalar

can help you obtain love, health and wealth. Call or write any time. David Guradino, P.O. Box 880, Lenoir City, Tennessee. 37771. &Igndr prepare to set sail +or the Grad Ball. Say Bon Voyage instyle on March 11 at the Valhalla. Tickets go on sale in February, $30. person.

Imprl nt co

ON PAGE COUPON

COUPON

QiiYU

?!h,PRlCE

$1.99 ’ YX~IANT PIZZA SLICE t ‘ii&13: 02. SOFTDRINK

II ‘

I I --,--m-------mfW,

;

‘33 Univtirsity Ave. E., Waterloo Exnires 13/8$ ---b--- -- Jan. -

-----------I--------~--II ?e

II-C---L------C-I-rrr----CL---I---

c Ic 41

COUPON

IWIW 1 -11-1”- - -\----

MODEM”WITH ‘EVERY ESPRIT 286/386 PURCHASED

Applies to the one itch you order of the highest valwe.

PC FACTORY

PHIL’S GRANDSON’S PbCE

University Shops Plaza II Emires ---a---

Jan. ----.

THE QRAND TAVERN 6 Bridge St. W., Kitchener Expires Jan. 13/89

I !

I II Ia Ii i_

HUGGIES

cow ER -- CHARGE -*-mm-- -II FRIDAY OR SATURDAY

220 King St. N., W8terlm Expires Jan. 13189

13/89 - __ __

COUPON

i I !II

REdWAR ORDER OF CHICKEN wlNc3s

. II

GOALIE’S 1._. CORONETCREASE 1271 Victoria St. N., Kitchener ’ One &upon per Customer ,i.’.- I Expires Jan. 13/89

100/o OFF

i I I.

-\I I1

SAVE AN EXTRA 10% ON ANY PURCHASE OVER $25

One Coupon per Customer

SECOND 1

THOUGHTS

CLOTHING

34 King St. N., Waterloo Expires Jan. 13189

f c

II-L-I-LI-----IL----------Ir-I

COUPON

.FREE

SMALL CAESAR SALAD

I I

LARGE SUB WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY SUB OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE Not valid with other specials One Coupon per Customer

SUBSHACK Parkdale Plaza II

I.lniversity Shops Plaza II

Expires Jan. 8/89 I I I I

I I Ilr I I IIII

1 I 1

(: 7 ,

51/2” - $5.50/80X 31/p - $15.5O/BbX wlth coupon only

NATIONAL ELECTR 89 King St. .N,, Waterloo Expires Jan. 13/89

Ict I I

i -

C c

I.I

!I’‘I ,I3.I’ I I I I I I 1 I

I I I I I I I I I I f

esprit 386 80386 CPU running @ 20MHz 1 meg RAM l 1.2 meg high density floppy 0 40 meg hard disk * serial/parallel/real-time clock 9 101 key enhanced keyboard @monochrome monitor w/adaptor a2 year warranty l l

92999”” K-W’s 2nd most respected name in computer hardware 170 University Ave.W., (University Shops Plaza II) Waterba fax: 747-0932 ml: 746-4565 OQERATI~GHOU~S:10~n-6pmMon-W~;10rm-8pmThun$Fri;10rm~6pmS~