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by John MacFarlane Imprint staff

Peacekeeping was the topic of Lt.-Col Donald Ethell's speech at U W on Tuesday. Ethell talked about Canada's role in the United Nation's peacekeeping effort. Ethell's visit was a part of the "Canada in the World" theme week. Stephen Lewis topped the week off with his address to U W students last night. For coverage of the Ethell story, see page 3.

A UW computer w a s used a s part of an elaborate scheme to break into the files of a U.S defense contractor. How the password to the guest account on the computer was obtained and who performed the break-in are still unknown. The guest account, which was accessible to anyone who knew the password, was used late last November to enter Internet, a network of some 50,000 computers. A smaller, military system called Milnet, was accessed from Internet and used to break into the files of Mitre Corp. which deals with the U.S. military in the area of electronic information systems. Some files were altered on Mitre's computer but no classified information w a s stored on it. Bill Ince, the software manager of UW's computer facilities, says the password to the guest account was most likely obtained through word of mouth since, a s he says, "it was not guessable by normal programs (used to break into comoutersl because it was a combination oi words and not one found in the dictionarv." He notes that while he has a list of those people who originally knew the password, they were allowed to pass it on to anyone interested in using the

account. Since literally anyone could have obtained the password and accessed the account, Ince says "It might or might not be possible to track the person down." He has passed a list of known users on to the FBI which is heading the investigation. Ince points out that whoever did break into the defense files, did not need to use the UW computer. He mentions that four other universities had their computers broken into before UW and the person was probably trying to cover up his or her tracks by using many different computers. There was no noticeable attempt to break into Waterloo's files and Ince says the UW computer was only used to access the Internet system which could have also been done from numerous other locations and computers. Since the break-in attempt does not appear to have originated at UW, Ince says it is highly unlikely that someone from Waterloo is responsible. He says while this is the first known instance a UW computer has been used a s part of a computer break-in, there is nothing that can be done by UW to prevent it from happening again. The bugs used to break into the files at Mitre were similar to those which caused the so-called "computer virus" in the U.S. last November.

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Current Federation of Students President Adam Chamberlain will not be among the candidates for the upcoming election. The election, scheduled for February 14 and 15, will decide who will occupy the positions of Federation president, vice-president (operations and finance], vice-president -,(university affairs), and members of Students' Council. Nominations are due January 20. Chamberlain, who has held the position of president for the past year, says he loved the job and he enjoyed doing it, but he never planned to return for a second term. ! Instead, he plans to apply to law school next fall. He offered no speculation a s to who might possibly fill the vacated position but said there have been rumors and that a few names may be made public next week. He offered encouragement to anyone who may be thinking of running for a Student Council position, saying it does not demand a lot of experience, just a willingness to work hard.

undergraduate students who have paid their Federation fees. Shane Carmichael, current vice-president (operations and finance), declined to comment on whether or not he would be running for the position again. Carmichael's behaviour in previous elections h a s been spontaneous. In 1987 he lost in his bid for the position of vicepresident (university affairs). In 1988, after entering the race at the last minute, Carmichael emerged a s the vice-president [operations and finance). When Carmichael attempted to become a councillor for the City of Waterloo, he did not submit nomination forms until just before the 5 o'clock deadline. Carmichael said it will probably be January 20 before it is known for certain whether he will run. He also declined to speculate on who else might be interested in the position. It is also not certain whether Wendy Rinella, current vicepresident (university affairs), will run for the position again. She is absent from the office until Monday and neither Chamberlain nor Carmichael w a s certain of her plans.

Adam Chamberlain plans on attending law school in the fall. The Fed president's term ends March 31. An article reviewing Chamberlain's one-year term as student undergraduate president will appear in a forthcoming issue. It is uncertain as to whether the two Federation vicepresidents will run for an executive position. One V-P is unavailable for comment until Monday. Shane Carmichael may surprlse some of his fr~ends and cr~ticsalike by announcing his candidacy for 1989-1 990.

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Canada gets thumbs down by Jade Boyes Imprint staff

Canada is lagging far behind other major developed nations in its efforts to market its post-secondary education resources to foreign students. While the United States, Britain, France, West Germany, Australia, New Zealand and Japan all reported increased foreign student enrollment in 1988, Canada reported a decline in enrollment for the fourth consecutive

year.

In its National Report on International Students for the year 1988, the Canadian Bureau for International Education (CBIE) states the number of foreign or ‘viqa’ students studying at Canadian universities decreased by about 2.2 per cent. Enrollment levels for foreign students at UW in 1988, while lower than they were five years ago, showed a considerable increase over 1987 levels. The total number of full-time undergraduate foreign students at UW rose from 240 in 1987 to 301 in 1988, The CBIE’s report cites several factors as contributing to the decline, the most obvious of which is the exorbitant costs incurred by foreign students studying in Canada. The report suggests it is simply far cheaper for students to study in countries other than Canada, At the University of Waterloo foreign students registered in the Faculty of Arts must pay $2,@1 per term for tuition alone, w,hile f&r the same period of time >g-y+,4

their Canadian counterparts pay only $705.50. These inflated fees, known as differential fees, are typical of those charged by most Canadian universities; although, provincial governments may set these fees as they see fit.

transportation, and medical insurance, allows only the wealthiest of foreign students to study in Canada. In response to criticism from Canadian tax payers about the necessity of foreign students studying in Canada, the CBIE report suggests these students contribute to Canada’s economic welfare, as well as to its educa-

The CBIE report cdncludes that the differential fee, when added to the cost of housing,

ion al environment. CBIE’s executive director, James Fox, says each foreign student brings between $15,000 and $20,000 into Canada. This money, Fox argues, creates Canadian jobs and stimulates the Canadian economy. Fox also believes the contributions made to the Canadian educational system are invaluable. t

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tion since the Second World War. “Canada has devoted considerable energies to improve the practical implementation of peacekeeping. Canada works for peace - there is not one Canadian General who is not for _ peace,” he said.

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Canada is a world leader in peacekeeping efforts, says the Defence Department official responsible for Canada’s peacekeeping role, LtXol. Donald Ethell, who is in charge of planning and staffing Canadian peacekeeping efforts abroad, was addressing a crowd of about 100 gathered in the Engineering Lecture Hall on Tuesday, January 10, His talk kicked off the Federation of Students’ Public Issues Board “Canada and the World” theme week. The government has committed over 80,000 troops to United Nations peacekeeping initiatives since the Second World War, and currently has 1,400 force8 posted in eight countries; including Afghanistan, Cyprus, India-Pakistan and the Middle East. Canada is the only UN member that has participated in every UN peacekeeping opera-

- Since the 195Os, Canadian troops have constantly been sought out as peacemakers as they do not represent a superpower nation, nor do they have imperialistic power ambitions, Ethel1 said. “We are a benevolent country taking the role of the honest broker.” Peacekeepers’ efforts can involve the employment of milpara-military or itary, non-military personnel in regions of political conflict to restore and maintain peace, Ethel1 explained. “We are there to stabilize the situation and let the politicians and diplomats arrive.at a settlement .”

“If we are to educate our youth in post-secondary institutions,” he says, “they need to be exposed to other cultures. I don’t mean the multicultural reality of Canada;, they also need to meet representatives from those other countries with whom we’ll be competing and cooperating in the future.

Canada’s involvement in peacekeeping forces in Cyprus continues to be the largest with 575 soldiers staffing observation posts along cease-fire lines. The forces also provide transportation and communications. There are 15 military observers deployed along the cease-fire lines of the eight year Iran-Iraq war. Ethel1 arranged for five officers to observe the Soviet withdrawal in Afghanistan. He reported that by last August, 54 per cent of Soviet troops had. withdrawn, and he expects the remaining troops to be out by February. All observer missions are unarmed, which make them more effective, said Ethell, “because [they] don’t pose a threat.” Ethel1 said the UN’s importance and clout has risen over the past few years, as expressed by the UN being awarded the 1988 Nobel Peace Prize.

“Peacekeeping has become very popular - it’s almost :an epidemic,” said Ethell, who .attributes the rise in ihe UN’s status to the improving r.elations between the US. and U.S.S.R Canadian peacekeeping endeavours are independent of Canadian foreign policy, said Ethell. Forces are under UN duty, and do not report to their own government. Furthermore, they do not like to get involved in domestic problems, such as the 1970 imposition of .the War Measures Act in Quebec. There have been 79 Canadians killed while on peacekeeping duty since the Korean War, Ethell, the most decorated of Canada’s peacekeepers, has been awarded the Canadian Meritorious Service Cross and the Order of Military Merit. Recently, Maclean’s magazine recognized Ethel1 as one of 12 “Canadians Who Made a Difference” in the public&@& 3988 Honor Roll.

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Nomination papers will be available for the following positions: President Vice-President, Operations and Finance Vice-President, University Affairs &V %#&@J and Members of Students’ Council .e

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Qualifications for Elections All candidates must be full members of the Corporation, i.e., they must be registered undergraduate students who have paid their Federation fees, Nomination papers are available in the Federation Office located in room 235 of the Campus Centre

Nomination period, Presidential, Vice-Presidential and Students’ Council candidates: Open: Friday, January 6, 1989 Close: Friday January 20,1989

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Speakers .debate environmental by Christina Hardy Imprint stuff

“The need for action on the environment has never been more urgent ,” was the opinion expressed by Roger Street, a representative of Environment Canada at Wednesday’s panel discussion, entitled Canada and the GlobaI Environment. The discussion was part of the Canada in the World Week events+ presented by the Public Issues Board of the Federation of Students. The panel included representatives from Energy Probe, Ontario Public Interest Research Group [OPIRG), Pollution Probe, Canadian International Development Assistance (CIDA), and Environment Canada.

The five-member panel raised number of issues dealing with environmental problems and possible solutions. Roger Street of Environment Canada stressed that environmental factors can no longer be separated from economic decisions. Echoing this, Jenine Ferretti of ,Pollution Probe cited the example of Indonesia, which is trying to rid itself of debt. Canada purchased $70 million worth of tropical timber from Indonesia; the production of the timber is causing massive deforestation in that country. Gilles Lamoureux, of the Canadian International Development Agency [CIDA), after conceding that CIDA does not pretend to have a magic solution, called for a partnerskip of all a

countries and a new kind of international cooperation, Lamoureux says, as part of its policy, CIDA assessed the environmental impact of all its projects. Pat Adams of Energy Probe attempted to refute that statement by citing a case in China, in which CIDA is financing a project to see if the largest dam in the world should be built. If the dam were built, up to 10 cities and a large amount of farmland would flooded. She alleged that the project was being kept secret and that it would not survive public scrutiny. In addition+ she said it did not involve environmental assessment, Lamoureux’s response was that the study was carried out at

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the request of the Chinese government in addition to a similar Chinese study. When the results of the Chinese study are made public, so too will the Canadian results; he denied anything was being kept secret. Although most of the speakers concentrated on international aspects of environmental issues, Peter Cameron of Ontario Public Interest Research Group (OPIRG), brought a more local perspective to the proceedings. Cameron’s actions reflect OPIRG’s motto: think globally, act locally. He cites, among what he refers to as “small victories,” a situation in which more than 10,000 foam cups a day were being thrown away at the University of Guelph. In an at tempt to comba_t this consumption, OPIRG developed its own mug and will sell 5,000 of them to U of G. A similar mug campaign is in place at UW. Cameron also sees a ne’ed for more action; a need for treeplanting and rehabilitation pro-

jects; a need to address industry, business, students, and the public in general. One of the most frequently mentioned, as well as the most extensively debated factors in the discussion was the concept of “environmentally sustainable economic development.” The meaning of this phrase was never fully explained. According to Jenine Ferretti, if we tr to define it, we admit we Kaven’t achieved it. Roger Street agreed the concept was a not a clearly defined philosophy and suggested that it was up to individuals to define it for themselves. Pat Adams expressed a different point of view, calling it common sense, not destroying your own environment. The panel suggested various strategies to help preserve the environment, from letter-writing campaigns to joining interest groups to staging protests. There was some disagreement on certain points: yet, there was no argument that something needs to be done.

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Dr. Hadi Kharaghani, a highly rated and and extremely popular mathematics professor was dismissed from his position by the faculty of science. A year earlier, he had been denied a full-time assistant professor position by the Dean of Science. Kharaghani is perplexed at being denied another sessional appointment, especially since students he has taught have highly rated his abilities, The matter has been brought to the attention of thk Human Rights Commission,

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As part of a fund-raising event, students at Mt. St. Vincent will playing bingo with a different type of board and dabber. The playing boards being sold by the Public Relations Student Club are three inch square plots of land in a field near the university, The dabber is Bessie the cow. If Bessie chooses to deposit a patty on your playing board you win. It’s called Bessie Bingo and an edited video of the event is to be sent to the David Letterman Show. be

University

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A copy of Salman Rushdie’s book, The Satanic Verses was burned in the U of T bookstore. It was discovered smouldering on a pile of books in an alcove of the bookstore, The book may have been targeted for what some have called its unflattering portrait of the Muslim prophet Mohammed. U of T’s ScarbFough campus SAC director Darryl McDowell an unwelcome Christmas present from that campus’ student body. The students voted on December 12 to impeach McDowell after an article which appeared in The Underground was slammed by campus groups, including the SAC itself, as being potentially racist, sexist and homophobic. Metro Police were once called to remove McDowell from a meeting of Students’ Council: he had made vicious remarks to a women at the meeting. received

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Western’s board of governors voted tinanimously to keep current investmbnts in companies that do business with South Africa. Robert Cowan, chairman of Western’s campus affairs commit tee which reviewed the university’s divestment policy said there was concern total divestment would lead to economic destabilization which could harm black South Africans. Instead, the committee recommended the univbrsity establish programmes to help educate black South Africans. The committee was uncertain, however, as to what form such help would take or where the money would come from to fund such programmes.

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An inch wide crack that extends from ground level to over five feet in height has developed in the eastern wall of Tecumseh Hall. After studying the crack, a consultant at Valdez Engineering recommended the three rooms above the hall be evacuated causing twelve students to leave the building. The reason for the crack is as yet unknown. Residents should be back in their rooms by January. d

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tion and interpersonal skills of UW graduates. Fitzgerald points to the cooperative programme and the course packages put together by individual faculties as the main reason for this not being a major problem at UW. Relocation may be the key word for those anxious to begin helping to pay the federal debt. According to the report, compared to 1988, the number of openings for professionals will drop most dramatically in Ontario while the West will see a relatively active job market. Some firms are finding recruiting to take up to fourteen months because many can&dates refuse to move. This trend is expected to continue because of the large . percentage of two-

career families and candidates’ emphasis on lifestyle. Unlike other university campuses, companies do not begin job interviews at UW until January, with the process running into March. Fitzgerald was unable to comment on UW’s career placement rate because the university loses contact with many students once they graduate. Graduates who are unsuccessful in their job search are asked to register in April with the Alumni Referral Service. The anticipated demand in .I989 for 18 occupations and new college graduates is outlined in the Technical Service Council’s booklet “Review of Professional Employment, 1988-1989."

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On-campus day care will be available as early as March 1 for 35 children aged 4 months to 36 months. The Hildegarde Co-operative Nursery [located on UW’s north campus, near Klemmer House) will have room for 20 infants and 15 toddlers preferably those of University of Waterloo students and staff. For an approximate cost of $400 per child per month, the nursery will provide staff members with their Early Childhood Education diplomas and staff-child ratios of one staff

member for every three infants and one staff member for every five toddlers. In addition, the recently renovated nursery will include special infant rooms, sleeping rooms, a full kitchen, an indoor gym and two outdoor playgrounds. Placements are, still available. The nursery is currently hiring staff and is looking for additional persons to serve on it s Board of Directors, For further information, please contact Alicia Hussy, Hildegarde Nursery, East Campus Hall, room 111. Telephone 8851211 ext.6140 -

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Yes... Running your own business can be a very profitable and rewarding experience. No,.. Most of these outfits make a handsome profit at the student’s expense. Well, which is true? I would venture to say the first statement is the most correct; however, the Ministry of Skills and Development has launched a thorough investigation into student franchi= businesses and so far has decided to cease funding through Student Venture Capital of two such businesses. The best way to avoid a problem is to follow some basic instructions.

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child cancer clusters in California. One of the three clusters is McFarland, a town surrounded by pesticide-laden fields in California’s San loaquin Valley. In McFarland, the rate of cancer

The next time you pick up a bunch of luscious California grapes, think of The Wrath

of Grapes.

While the title of John Steinbeck’s novel is The Gropes of Wrath, “The Wrath of Grapes” is the slogan of the current California grape boycott which refers to the hazards associated with the pesticides used on the grapes. ’ California grape growers know the appearance of grapes is important to consumers. Those plump, innocentlooking grapes have been pumped-up by growth hormones that make them grow three to four times their normal size; however, this alters the organic composition of grapes, thus weakening the natural resistance grapes have to pests, As a result, grape growers have had to increase the amount of pesticides they use. Since the 1940s. the amount of pesticides sprayed on grapes has increased eighteen-fold, Last year, eight billion pounds of pesticides were used on the grapes grown in California, and approximately onethird of these pesticides are suspected or proven carcinogens, according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. The type of pesticides used on grapes are organophosphates, carbamates, and thiophosphates, all of which are considered nerve-gas-type pesticides. The most dangerous pesticides are Captan, Methyl Bromide, Dinoseb, Parathion, and Phosdrin. Parathion and Phosdrin are responsible for the majority of farm worker poisonings and deaths in California. Captan is a widely used fungicide and proven carcinogen - it is the pesticide most often found by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration in their monitoring of grapes for residues. There are three officially recognized

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adult cancer cases with its review of children cancer clusters, arguing that it is difficult to trace possible environmental factors with adult cancer. The reluctance by the state to deal with the dangers that farm workers face is not surprising. Under the leadership of Cesar Chavez, the United Farm Workers. have organized the predominantly Chicano farm workers, There are how less than 25,000 workers under contract, though 208,000 have voted to have the UFW represent them. The UFW has been successful in securing better wages, shorter hours, and safer working conditions for the farm workers. These achievements are currently under siege. In 1983, George Deukmejian was elected governor of California with the strong financial and political support of the growers. Since his election, he and his administration have sought to dismantle the few rights the UFW have fought so hard to secure. The people who work in the grape fields are now involved in one of the

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boycott.

In July 1988, in 86 stores in screenings for

the UFW sampledgrapes Metro Toronto area. The organophosphate, carbarnate and thiophosphate pesticides showed positive in 60 stores. Of the 72 samples taken at each of these stores, 86 per cent of the grapes tested positive for the existence of these pesticides. While not enough research has been done on the long-term health effects of consuming pesticide residues, Martinez states; “Don’t wait for a body count!

They

are fighting to reduce the use of pesticides which not only threaten their health as workers but also threaten the lives of their families and friends who live in the same communities where they work. It is not only the farm workers, their families and friends who may be at risk. The increased use of carcinogenic pesticides also places consumers at risk. Not all of these pesticides can be washed off the grapes; some chemicals are oilbased and coat the surface of the grape and others seep through the porous grape skin to the inside. Because of the potential hazards to consumers, the UFW is looking for support from the public to end this dangerous use-of pesticides, The present boycott on California grapes was officially declared on July II, 1984. During the following two years, Cesar Chavez and other UFW organizers toured the US. and Canada developing support for the campaign. “The reasons for this boycott are similar to the previous boycotts, except that this time one of our problems has become a tragedy: an incredible epidemic of our workers (are] dying from cancer; .children [are] being born with birth defects; women (are) having miscarriages due to the use of nerve-gaslike pesticides used on grapes,” said David Martinez, vice-president of the UFW. Martinez, who once worked in the fields of southern Texas, is now living in Toronto. His main responsibility here is to build Canadian support for the “The same pesticides which cause death and deformities among farm workers and their children are being eaten in grapes every day by Canadian consumers,” Martinez said.

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are already dying. Don’t wait till Canadian consumers are contracting cancer too.” The grape boycott has been effective in the past, and the current boycott is beginning to have an impact on grape prices. The fall is normally a good season for grape growers, with prices and sales normally high; however, this September, prices fell to a break-even point: a twenty-two pound box of Thompson Seedleas was selling for $8.37. The price now on the same box is $7.25 and there are an estimated 11 million boxes in cold storage due to slow sales. In specific markets, the effect of the boycott has been significant. In Boston, grape sales are down 12 per cent from last year, Detroit 17 per cent, New York IQ per cent, and Chicago 20 per cent. “All we need is a 10 per cent reduction in sales to make the boycott effective” says Martinez, “and our preliminary reports are that there. has been a 10 per cent reduction in shipping. We don’t think the growers can go another year, If the consumers will stick with us, they won’t last another year.” You can support the California grape boycott in several ways. The easiest is to stop buying them, but the UFW would like you to go one step further. Tell your grocer your concerns and ask the store to stop ordering California grapes ‘till the boycott is over,

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CAREER PATH,* Graduating in April 19881 Looking for the right summer, co-op or part-time job? Then Career Services ‘89 is for you!!! Yes, University of Waterloo’s department of Career Services is at it again. With another 48 workshops planned for the winter term, the Career Services staff is well-equipped to answer your questions in all area8 of career planning. Career Services is currently conducting workshops on everything from resume critiquing and self assessment to overseas iobs and self assertion in interviews. Sign-up sheets are posted in the department of Career Services in Needles Hall, one week prior to the workshops. Judging from past reviews, the workshops are sure to be informative, encouraging and often eye-opening, Specific career talks by representatives from a variety of fields including banking, accounting, pharmacy and real estate have been arranged by the Career Resource Centre staff, Talk dates and times are posted in the Career Resource Centre. For those of you keen on researching employer profiles, graduate school&, exams and even volunteer placement, UW’s Career Resource Centre has just about everything you need. The centre is open extended hours, from 8:3o a.m. to 7:OO p,m. on January 18,25, and February 1. Fifteen minute tours of the centre will be given during the first three weeks of January. If you cannot make one of these tours, and are overwhelmed by the stacks of information at the Centre, feel free to ask a staff member for help, The Student Vocational Advisors representing each faculty. will be posting new office hours for the term and dates for their own career planning workshops. Be on the lookout for application deadlines if you are ‘interested in becoming an SVA for 1988-89.

Bauman students donated blood and collected money, food and clothes. photoa

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In the small hours of December 8, 1988, students living at the MVTU hostels were alerted to the emergency, They were needed to give blood for the vic. tims of the earthquake in Armer nia, which had occurred the day before. Until then, the real scope of the I disaster was not known. That early morning appeal meant it

didn’t know whether his family was alive or not. He was going tn help with the rescue work, clear debris - anything. Thousands of MVTU-students applied to go to Armenia to help in the disaster at their own exnense. They also set up a studem rlid c:entre and ,collected everything the homeless perlp’le irligh: need - clothes, food, houqehold

utensils etc. One of the acute problems was trying to feed tens of thousands of homeless residents in the open air. And they sent money. Starting early December 8, the sum collected from MVTU students iuon topped ~,OUOroubles. The bank account number, known across the world today is WWil412 Vneshekonombank.

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Club holding UN session by Ralph Zuljan Imprint staff The United Nations the University of planning a Model tions Assembly Some countries are ble for representation, event’s success will by the number of

Julian Pope, the leading organizer of the Model UN,, expects it to be a “tremendous success.” All of this week, the U.N. Club had a booth in the Campus Centre to generate interest in its activities. Charles Borras, president of the UN. Club, says the next two weeks are “a key period in getting the university community informed about our events. We want to give students objective information about the U.N. and stimulate public information through our club,” Borras said “many people are not aware of what goes on at the U.N. and a Model U,N. is an excellent way for them to find out what it does and what problems it faces,” A Model U.N. can also be “a lot of fun for the people taking part, in addition to being a learning experience,” he said. A Model UN. simulates the activities of the U.N. General Assembly, and those of the Security Council, the Legal and Political Council, and the Economic and Social Council. Delegates “pretend to be the actual representatives of the various countries in the UN. The Model UN. will attempt to resemble the U,N.‘s activities and behavior as much as possible,” according to Pope. “We ex-

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1 Snow 1 1 report 1 that the snow season has (in other words, it is Winter), it seems appropriate to review UW’s snow policy. When the Waterloo Board of Education closes its schools across the Region, UW will shut down too. In the past, K-W media have sometimes been told, by unauthorized persons, that the qniversity was closed when in fact it remained open. As a result, students missed lectures. The university feels the above policy will ’ prevent misinformation being given to the public. Now arrived

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the delegates to represent chosen country in a way

that is consistent with actual behavior at the U.N.,” he stressed. Pope indicated that part of the goal of the Model UN. is to “foster discussion on issues that are presently or have recently been debated at the UN,” Possible topics include disarmament’ development, Central America, South Africa, political prisoners, and desertification in northern and central Africa. The Model UN. Assembly at Waterloo will take place during the weekend of January 27-29. It will include two General Assembly sessions and one session of each of the Councils. Walter McClean, Waterloo riding’s M.P., will give the key-note address on Friday evening. The General Assembly sessions will take place at the Theater of the Arts, Each country can be represented by between one and. five people. Pope anticipates that about one to two hundred people will participate. Those people interested in further information should leave a message in the U.N. Club mailbox in the Federation of Students office, or they can call Charles Borras at 888-4292 or Julian Pope at 747-3176.

CAMPUS QUESTION What would you like to see more of on campus? by John Ryan and Dave Thomson Imprint staff

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attention. Last week’s was carried in this newspaper announced all elections for Students’ Council -and the executive ‘will take place February 14-15. b This is the last issue before Imprint gets back into full blooded editorials so I am at liberty to tell you of a conversation I had with current President Adam Chamberlain. Last year Chamberlain narrowly defeated his closest rival Mark Hovey by 56 votes, Chamberlain concedes he be,at Hovey simply because he talked to more people during the two-week campaign than Hovey did. Chamberlain says he will not-run for re-election. Vice-President Carmichael has no comment as of yet, which is surprising since I wouldn’t think the controversial Carmichael would want to suffer more than he already has. The man is already down; the end of his current term [March 311 would be a good time to get out from being kicked. Vice-President Wendy Rinella is unavailable for comment regarding her future; however, Rinella who has been noticeable in the trenches of the htudent movement has hinted she will not seek another term on the Federation executive. Anyone who knows the name of Tim Jackson can rest assured the Arts Co-op councillor is determined to be elected as the next chairperson of the Ontario Federation of Students. Jackson’s date with destiny is January 28. It is too early to report any Federation candidate hopefuls: yet, at least one current councillor is allegedly obtaining signatures for nomination papers, Leading into this winter’s election, it would be ideal if the three executive members are given a strong mandate from students, Before we get knee-deep in election promises, the time is now ripe for studetits to complain about voids in campus and student life. These next few weeks, feel free to indulge in some letter writing to this newspaper: tell us what you like m&t and what you like least about this campus. election

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BCC message: Condom sense must prevail With the increased emphasis on condom use over the past severa1 years due to the AIDS epidemic, most of us are well aware of the message, “use condom sense,” But what exactly does it mean? First, it means knowing whet to buy. There are many brands of condoms, but only two basic types on the market in Canada. The first type is the natural fibre condom. It is made from animal membranes, and is quite effective as a form of birth control, It is also said to conduct heat well, increasing sensitivity. This kind of condom, however, is quite expensive and difficult to find. f

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More importantly, natural fibre condoms are not recommended for HIV protection, since the HIV virus [the AIDSrelated virus) and other sexually transmitted diseases may pass through them. The common type is . rubber, . ofIt- condom made* 01c.latex comes in a variety of styles and shapes, and some kinds are lubricated. Latex condoms are known to be the most effective barrier against the HIV virus. The latex condom provides the greatest protection. Latex condoms with.a reservoir tip, help prevent breakage during ejaculation. Condoms with spermicida1 coating or lubricant are preferable since spermicides can damage the coating around the HIV ‘virus, assisting in its destruction, The second step in condom sense is usipg condoms correctly. Condoms should be put on before any genital contact occurs, for protection both from pregnancy and AIDS. Using an additional spermicida1 foam or gel is a good idea even with spermicidal condoms. The only exception to this rule is with anal sex, in which spertiic. idal agents can irritate the sensi-

tive anal tissue, and create new entrance spots for the HIV virus. On campus, condoms can be purchased at the Village One and TWO tuck shops, and at the Campus Shop in the Campus Centre, in -. three-packs . . that sell for$l.o5. - -- smgle condoms are available for $1.00 from dispensing machines in_ the washrooms at Fed Hall, the Bombshelter and the Campus Centre. If the condom breaks or comes off during intercourse+ you should insert a new application of spermicidal foam immediately. The male should. withdraw before his erection is lost, to avoid spilling semen from around the rim of the condom, A new condom should be used for each act of intercourse. The thifd aspect of condom sense is knowing when to use ’ them. Unless you and your partner have been monogamous for a good number .of years, you should take precautions every time. Do not take chances with your life, or with the lives of people close to you, Condoms are available at any pharmacy, and range in price depending on their brand name and features, As with most things, the larger the quantity pur-

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chased, the more economical ‘they are. So make an investment in your health, and buy a large box. They have a several-year shelf life, but do check expiration dates., Once you have your condoms, take good care of them. Do not expose them to temperature extremes, fumes or friction by keeping them iri your car’s glove

compartment, or in your wallet or back pocket. For more information on condoms or other forms of birth control, ask your doctor, or drop into the Birth Control Centre, room 206 in the Campus Centre, (extension 2306). Mardie Creed Birth Control

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Fate has inexplicably destined Brian Mulroney to be our leader for several years to come. Where he will lead us is . another question. I can’t wait t,o see what he has on his secret agenda this time around. Maybe, if we’re lucky, he’ll change his mind on the nuclear subs like he did on free trade not too many years ago. Since we’re on the subject of free trade, I’ll bring you up to date on the lost jobs you’ve heard about. These are iob = losses blamed on the Free Trade Agrkement: Gillette, 600 jobs; Northern Telecorn, 870 jobs; Chrysler, 530 jobs; Jarman Shoes, 53 jobs; Pittsburgh Paint, 139 jobs; and Bell Northern Research, 58 jobs. But didn’t the deal create any jobs like the P,M, said it would? Actually, yes, A slaughterhouse in Alberta will be employing 480 more people to do whatever they do in a slaughterhouse. In Lunenburg, N.S., 50 more jobs are available in a fish processing line, R.M, Metals Inc. of Montreal are making room for 125 new employees. I think Brian Mulroney has been working too hard trying to satisfy Canadians. His speeches, like Hitler’s, promise everyone everything, and we know that he can’t please everyone. I suggest that the Prime Minister resign from the pressures of his job and grab one of the wonderful new employment opportunities offered by his trade deal. After the election, our leader had to replace six of his Cabinet ministers. photo by. Since then, many interesting things have happened in all areas of the government concerning a variety of issues. Here is a chronology of these happenings since the election.

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History -in the making Nov. ZSJB88 that would bypass the Supreme Court’s Former National Energy Board chair- to strike down Bill 101. Only French man, Marshall Crowe, announced that will be allowed on outdoor signs in Quthe trade deal will severely restrict the ebec and will have to be present and board’s powers to regulate natural gas predominant on indoor signs displaying exports to the U.S. other languages. Nov.29,1988 Dsc.l9,lW8 During a debate on women’s rights, The Ontario government decides to the president of the Metro Labour Coun- ignore Saturday’s wine agreement and cil said that free trade would be harsh opts to go ahead with it’s own twelve on women’s rights. year plan to remove price markups. The Ontario Government announced [The GATT has ruled Ontario’s price they would try to get a court injunction markups are unfair and must be reto remove a roadblock that had been set moved.) up to prevent further logging in the TeDue to a thirty-five per cent increase magami area, in costs, the federal government has deNw.30,1988 cided to ull out of a $90 million promise Richard Freeman of Harvard Univerto he1 1 uild more than nineteen nonsity’s National Bureau of Economic Re- profit R ousing projects in Toronto, Simsearch presented a paper to a conference ilar projects in ten othec municipalities that suggested the trade deal could will also have to be scrapped, make it easier for American companies Safeco Insurance announced they to avoid Canadian Unions. need a fifty-three per.Ceqt iqcrease in Dec. 7,1888 car insurance premiu@&f& ths next External Affairs Minister, Joe Clark, year. For the average university stuwho dropped out of law school was dent, that translates into two to three named acting justice minister ,by the thotisand dollars a Xear to drive, P.M. Health Insurance Minister, Jake Epp, Dec. l&l888 announces thst baby, bonus cheques The Supreme Court rules that Qua Will in&ease by 36 cents, Big deal. ebec’e 1977 language ‘law violates the .. Manitoba Premier, Gary Filmon, constitution. upsets Mulroney by withdrawing his The trade deal passes first reading by support for the Meech Lake Accord. All a 152413 vote. the provinces have to support the acDec. 17,1988 cord for it to be made law. Canads negotiated a deal with Europe DmG.so, l;Zb rm that could force us to mark up rices on The Free Trade Agreement [FTA) Canadian wines. Nearly ten tphoasand passes second reading in the House of jobs are tied to the industry. . Commons by a IE&II~XJ~~ after the Dec. 18, MW8 Co&srvatives “invoked closure” to finQuebec Premier Robert Bourassa ish the debate. Similar to the way the reacted to the tour 1‘s decision by an- FTA was negotiated, Brian Mulroney nouncing his government would make seems to like keeping everyone up into use of a “notwithstanding clause” fri the the.next morning to get what he want-s. constitution to draft 8 replacement law Defence Minister Perrin Beatty bans

the use of military aircraft to fly MP’s home for the holidays. Is he trying to cut costs? No, This is his way of forcing the opposition to speed up passage of the trade deal, Dec. 21,1988 Mulrone criticizes the Quebec government Por using a clause in the constitution to get by the court ruling. Manitoba Premier Gary Filmon said he wants a written agreement by the first ministers that supports his suggested improvements on the Meech Lake Accord. This seems unlikely since Premier Bourassa has stated he won’t talk about constitutional changes until Meech Lake is law. The Quebec government’s sign bill became a sign law. An amendment to prohibit bilingual signs inside stores that employ less than-five people was also passed. Dee; 22,1888 The trade agreement-gets a’.third read-ing in the House of Commons. I Dec. 2s i:lll.am The trade deal passes third reading in. the House of$ommons by a 141 to 111 vote* Due. 27,188B . . ' The Senate, passed second reading of the trade deal by a 24-O vote!; . WetInards)r; Dec. 28 s Immigration Minister, Barbara McDougall, introduces a new system to dear

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mated that under this system 60,OtIO people will be deported within the next . . “-2 two years. Dim ig, 1888 ’ The chairman of an advisory committee told a Senate foreign affairs committee that he is against giving extra help to workers put out of. jobs by the- trade deal.

Dec. 30,1988 Following the Prime Minister’s example, Solicitdr-General Joan Smith tdtally reverses her opinion on a critical issue. She determined that’ the police should not use illegal ammunition in their revolvers [as it might be lethal). Jan, I, 1988 Hap y-New Year1 New immigration laws t Rat are expected to deport 60,000 people in the next two years came into effect today. Jan. 4.1888 Peter Murphy, chief US. trade deal negotiator, states the US, is “very clearly not happy” with Ontario’s failure to start reducing the price@arkup on American wines. Cainada was similarly not ha py about that thirty-five per cent tarif Pslapped on ourlumber not too long ago. ‘Two U.S. F-14’s gunned‘down two Libyan MiG-23 fighters north of the Li: byan‘ coest today. Ttielve U.S. wa’rships and an aircraft captier are ex=petted to arrive in the Mediterranean early next .week. Is America going to invade Libya? Jan 8, $888 . Jm @rk b8cb up the Uriited States in their downing of the two Libyan jets on Wednada ,’ T.he Bank o PCanada announces it will send uncut sheets of one dollar bills out to customers by mail. Talk about confidence in Canada Post. I hope they get them delivered before they go-on strike 8gein: Don’tdespair; the future is not totally bl&k.$ook forward to Frida’ , January 20, ISSS. This iS the day t6ce Pebrate the end of Reagan’s eight year term as president. George Bush will naturally carry ..” on many. of his predecessor’s policieg, but Ronald Rea-guns is history.

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ITHRILLS!

Ahother pointless gig by Kevin Cogliano and Ollie vies Imprint staff

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Right. Well, the first thing you should be aware of is that the infamous Vikings got to the gig late (thanks in part to the wonderfully wacky world of Waterloo public transportation], and we missed the start of the opening band’s show. But, never to fear, we saw a large enough chunk of

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the set to be able to give our usual brilliantly-accurate decree on The Cardinals, which is, by the way, their name. In a word, they were groovy ’ a good, tight, rocking bunch of righteous dudes. The band showed off their reggae influences, but never compromised the essential edge of the material. They have a really cool stage presence, jumping around and whatnot, playing their tunes in a leisurely fashion, building to a nice momentum at the end. Even though this review makes them sound like wimps, they really-were good. Honest. So, watch out for this up-andcoming band, And, as a suggestion - change the name from The Cardinals to something with

a little more zest, like, like... Asphalt Tar Babies, for example. At this point in time MARK we must mention MARK that one of the MARK bouncers asked us MARK to mention his MARK name, Of course, being the Vikings, we refused. But, the real reason we slogged through miles of sleet and drunken Laurier wingnuts was for the Razorbacks, who were headlining the show. For those of you who have just recently come out of your comas [or, equally as devastating, attend Laurier), the Razorbacks are a self-proc1aime.d “acoustic rock ‘n roll have fun” band who can singlehandedly transform a small bar such as Phil’s Grandson’s Place [PLUG] into Memphis circa 1856. They “sang their gonads off’ till well into the wee hours of the morn to a very receptive crowd of drunk rockers. Few live bands today capture the energy of a good rock vibe better than the ‘Backers, and this gig was no ex-

Webster’s Dictionary, the word “razorback” (which now refers to a small fur-covered animal who tends to whine all day] will be synonymous with FUN. After the gig, drummer Donny (who is originally from Hespeler - you know, in Cambridge) was kind enough to give us an interview, during which we found out they have a new album that is two-thirds done, they drink Beck’s beer “when we’re allowed to” (which sounds kind of ominow, eh?], and that thev once played a gig opening for”a dog show that featured poodles in tutus. That last one, & might be expected, kind of piqued our interest a tad, and we wondered what other weird places they’ve played. “Aside from the dog show, we also did an acoustic show at a

petting zoo in Toronto+ and once we played at a biker park called the Shangri-La.” And, in the Vikings never-ending search for interesting trivia, we found out Donny also at-

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tended Waterloo and Guelph, studying . Landscape ArchitecI ture at the latter. So+ to tie up this puppy, a final quote from the state of pop in Canada: “If you are a good band, people will come out and see you. Nobody goes to see music that they don’t like.” Luckily+ the Razorbacks would have a pretty hard time finding somebody who doesn’t like

their

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GRUESOME (groomsum) adj horribly repugnant Obviously the people at Random House have never had the pleasure of attending a Gruel some8 show because these Montreal-based mop-tops are anything but offensive, [ Good vibes 1 On Saturday night [Jan.s], these maniacal hipstera from Bedrock, rocked a super-packed house at Lee’s Palace in Toronto. ception. They pulled incredibly The Ten Commandments cunning stunts, They got about opened the evening with a set of fifteen people on stage to dance garage-type rock, The music was and to play along with them, consistent - no surprises (pleathey tossed their instruments sant or otherwise), and some around like they have tonnes of nice guitar work happened durmoney to throw away’ one ing the “hour.” straddled an upright bass in a The Gruesomes creeped onto very suggestive manner, and the stage later on that evening to they had just a bitching fun-forlaunch their new album Hey! all hoe-down. which has recently graced reFace it: In the next edition of

Kill1 Kill1 cord stands across North America. The band pIayed two full and rousing sets of n.ew tunes mixed with Gruesomes classics like Way Down Below, Leave My Kitten Alone, and Get Outto My Hair, and even tossed in some interesting cover tunes. The enthusiastic crowd bounced and thrashed to Bobby

Rock ‘H’ Roll! Beaton’s songs

raunchy

vocals

and

like Bikers from Hell (“Some people are so evil they not only worship Satan, but they ride motorcycles! How evil can they get?!“), and the title track from Hay! called+ surprisingly enough, Hey! (and it’s real easy to sing along with).

The new stuff sounds just as as the previous tunes: A “surfing instrumental” reminiscent of WhirlpooI called Axehandie Cove (“It’s more dangerous on the beach than in the water”]. Gruesomes picks and plugs throughout the show included The Ten Commandments, Deja Voodoo [They’re cool!), Shark Graffiti [“An excellent band” say both Bobby and Frank), and a bizarre and unhealthy fixation with Styx’s Mr. Raboto (“But don’t buy the album -they don’t need the money!“). Judging from the high calibre

groovy

of new muelc we heard from the Gruesomes at the show, we re-

commend Hay! as a welcome edition to any record collection (aiong with Mr. Roboto). If we were Siskel and Ebert at Lee’s Palace, we would give both the show and the new album Hay! 2 “thumbs up.”

ARTS.

Put A Rocket In Your Socket by Jim Harman Imprint staff

recorded. Elvis seemed at a loss for words during his between-song patter, having been ceneored beforehand [date rape, feminism and homosexuality, apparently favourite targets, were right out). So he made do with repeated references to “prophylactics” and “safe sex.” Occasionally, during these brief interludes, our hero would ,lose his grip upon his rockabilly twang, revealing himself as just a simple Southern Ontario boy. But hip - he drinks Black Label

Toronto’s Tenneeeea Rocke te opened the Bombshelter’s winter concert series with two nights of rousing, crowd-pleasing rockabilly, The lead singer, noted for his sometimes snotty on-stage de-

Caged heat! meanor, seemed placated by the band’s reception. Instead, he was merely obnoxious, caging free drinks from easily-persuaded members of the audience. The rest of the band, while musically capable+ and dressed appropriately hiply (the term “foul” was heard to describe the guitarist’s circulation-inhibiting, anatomically-correct leather pants), had the stage presence of tofu, Sorry, that’s not quite fair. L’il Lee Roy wowed the crowd with his lip manipulations on the harp. Most of the attention was focussed upon the un racticed hip gyrations and voca Pexercises of Elvis, the lead singer. He had a

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great coif, too. I wonder how many whales had to die to provide the oil to maintain it, Apparently, 85 percent of the

band’s material is original, but with rockabilly, who can tell? There’s so much stuff out there, and only a fraction of it has been

- sigh, another victim of fashion. Anyway, believe it or not, they were hot, and hopefully will soon return Upcoming shows to the Shelter include Plastercene Replicas, Paul James (imagine line-ups in the PAC - get there early for this one), Lucky Seven, and 13 Engines, all must sees.

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the synths that sound like no other. Somehow, you get the impression Game Theory could do this in their sleep. The good news is that there is nothing here as brazenly self-indulgent as side three ‘of Lolita Nation. The band has toughened

body two of the three “what is important in pop” qualities t1lat he lists. They’ve got originality in spades, and they do indeed challenge the notion of what pop should be (perhaps more on Lolite ,Nation than here, and perhaps with less than totally-successful results). The biggest factor though (to my mind, anyway), is strong songwriting, and that is what is sorely missing from z Steps from the

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Wailer Imprint staff Sitting here in the Imprint office, being force-fed The Travellinn Wilburys (compliments of the Sports edit&s),I ruminate about what is importaFt in pop, Originality helps; 50 does good song writing; and gome sort of challenge, no matter how subtle, to how pop should sound. The

songs. Room For One More AU the familiar elements are Honey and Don’t Entertain Me here: the electric/acoustic interTwice sound almost metallic. play, the strangely androgynous The band’s experimental attilead vocals of Donnette Thayer tude has been watered down to a and Scott Miller, the wordy song . few eclectic flourishes: steel guititles ,[with the fondness for tar on one song, sax on another. proper. names), the self-consThe bad news is there are no ciously oblique and arty liner songs as clever and beautifullynotes, the Mitch Easter producconstructed as Lolita Nation’s tion (Mitch Easter producing a best moments, such as Where regional American college band? They Have to Let You In or MamClearly a real stretch fbr him...), moth Gardens or Chardonnay.

Game Theory have the potential to be a great band: they’ve got the attitude, they’ve got the musical chops. But, for now at least, they seem incapable of writing memorable tunes, When they get that down,they’ll be making five-gun records as a matter of course,

by John Ryan Imprint etaff “The thrills are cheap, but somehow it’s still not enough.” That seems to sum up hepcat Steve Albini’s latest vision. What a sorry piece of crap, Biting guitars and “butt-kicking” rhythms are the order for the day. Unfortunately, boring, repetitive songs and strained vocalizing are also on the menu. If this album were a thousand times better, it’s the kind of thing you might hear at a club like Fistie’s, But Budd reveals an amazing lack of imagination - there is little to recommend it musically. The band’s idiotic name is obviously chosen to get some cheap headlines and “notoriety.” I guess Albini finds it much easier to come up with a name that’s bound to offend someone than it is to write half-decent songs. After all, it’s not the first time he’s done it - remember Big Black’s Songs About Fucking? Pathetic starvation for attention aside, this EP is boring which, after all, is the worst offence against “good taste.”

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Ever since Panamanian salsa man Ruben Blades was signed to Elektra, his output has been getting increasingly bad. A nadir was reached last spring with the release of Nothing But The Truth, an English-language collaboration with Lou Reed and Elvis Costello which included a contribution from Sting (“Gosh, thanks Gordon”). Critics hailed this dismal effort as a crossover triumph , probably because it made Ruben sound much more North American. Out

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Before this album, ‘Was (Not Was].had lots of great ideas and weird lyrics. Now, they’ve got balls as well! Yo, bust this! These homeboys aren’t illing now that they’ve condensed their line-up, They’ve regrouped, tightened up and gotten down. Witness the funkability of Spy In the House of Love, surely one of the best of 1988. What a tre-

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Henry Rollins is an intense figure. One look at his muscular, tatoo-covered physique, one stanza from his dark, ugly oetry, or a single utterance oP his resonant, forceful voice, and you can’t help but notice the aura that surrounds this guy. Rollins claims he works out twice a day and runs ten miles a day so that he stays in top shape for singing. He doesn’t touch drugs or alcot;iln:he man is not fooling Unfoitunately, Hank’s domineering personality also contains a smattering of self-indulgence, What else could explain side one’s foray into blues-rock? This, the studio side, features two shorter tunes and one tediously long selection of a sort of power blues. It wouldn’t be half as bad if it didn’t sound so pretentious, and if Henry didn’t drown out the talented musicians with a blood“Yeahhh!” or “All curdling righttt!” every time they tried to get something going. The third track, The Next Time, is a fun rave-up, but, as a whole, listening to this side is a trying experience. The Rollins Band redeems ‘itself on side two, which consists of six songs recorded live in Holland. A flawless live set, this is the band at it’s best; driving, offbeat rock delivered with conviction and grit. Henry’s

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Gilmour. put out under its name over the past twenty years reduces this latest release, as it did their 1987 album, to a pitiful attempt to, once again, milk their fans for all they’re worth - pitiful not because it won’t succeed but because it will succeed, Still, Roger Water’s’ name appears on the album no less than 9 times as the record company fulfills its legal obligation to credit the composer. I’m not just bitter. With the exception of Wish You, Were Here by Marc Brzustowski and Us and Them, this double Imprint staff live album of recordings from their 19874988 tour is simply I did listen to this album, which is unfortunate, as far as boring, occasiona1l.y annoying. The band tries too hard to rethe review goes, because the caeate its studio sound, and fail&lbum cover is not nearly as dull as the material on the disks it ing to do so comes across tired and stale, When they do deviate contains: a glance at the cover from studio versions the result is usually works for book reports. funny: during Money, Gilmour Just how bad Gilmour, Wright seems to be plagued by owls and Mason must need the cash, or just how greedy they are, is the birds - and, on at least two with audible gasps, clear to me when they invoke the occasions, he seems to catch a mickey in the name Pink Floyd to hock their groin. musical wares. Granted, they More than the painful lyrics of are three of the group’s four-vetei the b d’s new material, what’s ran members, and, admittedly, annoyi8png about this album is its they do manage to imitate its sound, but the absence of the juxtaposition of the old and the band member responsible for new, and the fact they expect you to pay for it. nearly all the lyrics and music

Imprint, which I like. This disk is a blatant best-of liire tribute. Rather than stray off the path of “popular Floyd radio tunes,” by playing some obscure stuff and showing them what they’re made of, Gilmour and the Pink rockers play a calculated game to garnish glory and mega sales.

Perhaps j like Floyd too much

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in the first place. To a bunch of yuppies this economical collection of competently played hits might be the perfect thing. I don’t know, I feel cheated, betrayed,

and. embarrassed for Gil.mour. Thunder was never meant to be delicate. Gilmour and company can only sit, guess at, and mimic

, i

the sound of Roger Waters.

With

Lapse Of Reason that notion died. David Gilmour used to be a hero of sorts, and now I wonder if the part of Dave that caused him to go stupid can be operated on or amputated. The big argument for the new Floyd was that they had been earning a living under the name for so long, they had the right to continue. No problem, tour till your heart’s content or until the fans wisen up. There are plenty of Floyd cover bands around, with Floyd Mach 2 being probably the most competent. The new material, which corn: poses just under half Qf this live double album, is no more Pink Floyd than Roger Water’s Radio KAOS is, 1’11admit I think KAOS is as brilliant as some Floyd stuff, but it is nonetheless missing Gilmour’s controlled musicianship, I’m purposely ignoring the other two, as it is essentially Waters and Gilmour that are ‘thrust upon the Floydian battlefield. I envisioned a final battle between mega live album boxedi sets, and if anything can be said about the new, Floyd, it’s that they had the restraint to limit this release to a double. Waters could release any of a handful of existing bootlegs and show Delicate up for what it is. The first LP opens with Shine On You Crazy Diamond, and sounds good until Gilmour’s voice kicks in. The rest of the first disk is that newFloyd stuff, and it is no surprise that it is no better than on Lapse of Reason, Learning To Fly and Yet Another Movie, pretty good songs, do not sound as good, and the idiotic Dogs Of Wor becomes a comedy number live. Can life possibly be dumber than Spinal Tap? NewFloyd is living proof that it can. The second LP is all the oldFloyd stuff, and delivers a more mellow version of Comfortably Numb (imagine - more mellow!]

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Tougher Than Leather. With cover art suitable for framing, this album will charge onto your turntable like a relentless series of rounds frog an Uzi. The title track, also presented as an instrumental, reaches deep into your soul, pulling out thi ghetto experience imagined by every suburbanite. Despite their numerous leaps up the record charts, the band retains enough greasy soul to fill a deep fat fryer at the local Kentucky Fried Chic ken, Each song retains a similar beat, pumping onward consistently and dependably. There may be few sur-

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by Brian D. Jantzi Imprint staff Yo! Bus this! The Papa Crazy EP by the eminent Ru~-IXM.C. has all of the hard-driving action and drama of their recent film,

REVIEWS

ing.

Also included are two mixes of Not Going Out Like That. Just like a fine salad dressing the house mix is the best. The songs scratch at your butt, forcing you to dLance or die. I even convinced myself that there might be some rhythm in my static bones. The instrumental Run’s House bounces and rocks, echoing the playful tension that typifies the record. Slightly out of step with the others is a re-edit of “Mary, Mary,” which is probably included to insure that the record is sold, In general terms, listening to this record is kind of like watching an episode of The Jeffersons. The sum of the parts is quite entertaining, but everyone involved comes off looking like a caricature, Behind their leather and gold posing, Run and the boys seem to be after some fast cash in their quest to saunter up the record charts again. I’m

prises rhythmically, but the consistency is never disappoint-

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dung heap. I guess this “greatest hits” package is an attempt by some enterprising record company stooge to sift through the dross and hold those blazing jewels of pop brilliance aloft for

of banging together a few mem-

orable riffs and rhythms from which they can hang whole songs. However, their idiotic reworking of Prince’s Kiss (with Tom Jones] is an unfunny in-joke in which they cannibalize their previous hits - not a bad idea but they use their crappiest songs.

all to see,

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Patriarchy

Well does this admirable, indeed necessary, attempt succeed? Nof Why not? It turns out the Art Of Noise don’t have many good songs after all. I guess the theories upon which I have based most-of my tastes, nay my very life, have been shown for what there are: empty promises freely given to me by liars and cheats.

As the title suggests, this album is a compilation of the Art Of Noise’s party favorites. I always sort of liked the idea of the Art Of Noise. Take a bunch of studio hacks, put them in a room with a Fairlight and roll the tape. What they produce may often be self-indulgent slop, but there may be a few gems hiding in the

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J3ECORD REVIEWS a decade, This is especially true of Washington D.C. outfits who seem to have a habit of releasing a ground-breaking L.P., and disbanding as soon as the going gets hot. On their latest, Government Issue continue to move forward nearly

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of punk. of discs,

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as newer

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All is not lost, though. Guitarist Tom Lyle is an axe-slinger extraordinaire who plays with equal doses of style and ferociousness. His metal-drenched chords and searing leads have been the backbone of every G.L release to date, giving the songs their power and focus.

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When I listen to Johnny Clegg and Savuka, I can’t help but think of Juluka, Clegg’s former band, which he formed with guitarist Sipho Mchuna, And I can’t he1 but compare the two bands, a Pthough I shouldn’t because each one is different and, when considered alone, worth listening to. Juluka successfully combined predominantly English lyrics [the occasional Zulu line or chant thrown in] and Western music with African melodies and musical structures, and now Savuka continues the tradition.

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union activist never seen again.” In Human Rainbow, Clegg becomes mystically poetic, telling “the same old story . .. of dark history”: At the end of all bloody human storms / As the last flames and embers glow ! We peer up into the wounded sky / And search for a human rainbow / And in the fading light-1 wonder why /-We can never free it from the sky.”

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Most people loathe cliches; they hate cliched art, cliched movies, cliched music, cliched faThey hate them shion, etc, because they see cliches as a form of laziness, resorted to by people whose creative ability has failed them, Often, this is true. Unfortunately, many people believe this is true aII the time, and their ensuing search for “true originality” shuts their eyes to’ genuinely meritorious

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works which are cliched, but only because they repeat truisms or timeless themes which resonate in our minds and souls. The oft misguided search for original effort ma lead the seeker to grief [to ii elieve that Sting’s . ..Nothing Like The Sun is innovative is an example of how this can happen) and promote unhealthy snobbery. Cliches are not bad, laziness is. A prime example of how cliches can be very good things is

Finger iicking stupid. Fear City, is shamelessIy exploited in not one but two slinky underwear scenes. But who’s complaining?! So what if Working Girl promotes corporate achievement as a measure of self-worth? Any corn lqints about this movie should \ e mitigated by the finesse, charm and

rage, pity and laughs from the audience. And, like Trading Places, Working Girl is given extra oomph through the introduction of some high stakes business dealing [and wheeling). Melanie Griffith’s confidence in the appearance of her body, manifest in Body Double and

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The international stature of St. Jerome’s professor/writer Eric McCormack, already buoyed by far-reaching acclaim for his first collection of short stories, Inspecting The Vaults, has been raised even more by his part in the recently awarded Commonwealth Writers Prize, McCormack, along with British Columbia-based Jack Hodgins, was a recipient of one of the two prizes of 1,000 pounds for the Canada-Caribbean region. The remaining six regional winners were Bruce Chatwin and Winterson in the Eurasia category; Australian George Turner and New Zealander Stevan Eldred-Grigg in the Southeast Asia/South Pacific region: and Charles Mungoshi

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McCormack, “I don’t know how much the award really helped me get recognized, but it certainly didn’t do me any harm. When the announcement came out, I was at the Frankfurt International Book Fair, and every major publishing house in England was after the rights to the novel (Paradise Motel). It’s also going to be published in France and Italy among

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other placks.” “But I don’t want to take too much credit for that,” he says with a laugh. “I get good publicity from my agent, and Penguin’s been giving me a good push. I guess the real proof in the pudding as far as recognition from the award goes will be Jack Hodgins: he’s a great writer and he doesn’t have a publishing deal

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And there was no doubt who played the roles of teacher and student. The Western Mustangs basketball team did all the teaching, thumping their young apprentice, the hometown Waterloo Warriors, 88-74, running their record to 3-0, good for at least a share of first place in the OUAA West. The Warriors, who notched their second win with a 110-73 annihilation of the. Windsor Lancers last Saturday (January 71, dropped to 2-l.

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presented to us tonight, by a team that knows what they have to do. I say presented because I don’t think we’ve learned yet. We had ups and downs that were so graphic. They know what to do - the ball ends up in the right people’s hands.” The stats sheet revealed conclusive evidence that yes, the ball did end up in the right Mustangs’ hands - all night. Sophomore sensation John Stiefelmeyer raked the Warriors over the coals for 31 points, 25 in the second half, most of them on uncontested baseline lay-ups and fast breaks, Fast peddling guard James Green poured in 18 points while big man Kyle Rys-

88, Waterloo

The Warriors definitely have a lot to mull over before their next meeting with the ‘Stangs in London on February 11. The question they’ll be trying to answer for the next couple of days is how do you come back from a 36-18 bottomless pit, take a 5% 51 lead and then get burned for 14 straight points to turn a nailbiter into cakewalk? Waterloo head coach Don McCrae has already formulated his response. “They (Western] know how to win and we don’t,” he commented, “We got some lessons

Warriors

dale hooped 10, ali in the first half. Western shot a sturdy 56 per cent from the floor. “It was a good game for us,” commented Western head coach Doug Hayes. “It was a funny game, the way it started to seesaw. We had good penetration by our guards. I’m pleased that we gained our composure.” Waterloo’s leader on offence was captain Tom Schneider, who cahned 26 points in a tireless 38-minute performance. Rookie Andy Zienchuk played with all the grit that goes with Rob Froese’s old number ten,

No title this year

scoring 17 points and grabbing eight rebounds, Chris ’ Troyak nailed ten, while UW’s new front court enforcer, Ron Braley, scored nine and grabbed nine boards, Braley, who hobbles around on crutches whenever he’s not on the court, logged a surprising 32 minutes. Braley severed the tendons in one of his toes over Christmas, UW shot a gruesome 40 per cent from the field, The ‘Stangs almost walked away with the game in the opening ten minutes, Led by Green, who with shaved head and Fu Manchu moustache looks like the character Grasshopper off the old TV series Kung Fu. Western stormed to an 11-Z lead in the first three minutes. A quick timeout by McCrae didn’t solve much as Western began to show last year’s championship form. Two straight whistling three-pointers by Green put the Mustangs up 2% 13, and while the Warriors tossed up mortar on offence and collapsed on defence, the Western lead went as high as 36-18 before Waterloo spapped out of its coma. I A late half surge, orchestrated by Troyak’s quarterbacking and finished off with Schneider and Zienchuk’s scoring brought the Wartiiors within striking distance - 42-35 with a minute and Continued

on page 24

B-ball Warriors fall to 2-1

Waterloo’s Andy Zienchuk takes on to the hoop Wednesday night at the PAC. The talented rookie’s 17 points weren’t enough as Western dumped UW, 88-74. photo by cvthy &w

Warriors settle for bronze in North ,York by Glenn

Hauer

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Waterloo’s hockey Warriors travelled to Toronto last weekend to defend their York Invitational tournament championship. It was a tournament they didn’t want to win that badly. After their impressive showing in Calgary, it was a chance for the players who are victims of the numbers game to log some ice time. As it was, Waterloo won the bronze medal anyway, It is a testament to the talents of the multitude of players carried on this, team that they could win without key personnel. Of particular note was the fact that all-star goalie Mike Bishop sat out of every game, gaining much needed rest for the tough road schedule in January. Their first test was Humber College, an OCAA powerhouse with an 11-O record, Humber was pumped, ready to show the ranked Warrior university squad they aren’t college pushovers.. A big surprise to the Warriors was in the offing. Yes, this team wae for real. Humber jumped to an early 4-0 first period lead before Waterloo asked themselves, “What are we doing here?” They settled down and played two strong periods of hockey. The goals came in bunches as

peated offense leads to an indefiwell. Dan Tsandelis netted one nite suspension. There are a at 1558, of the first period, assisted by Chris Glover and Rod couple of Warrior’s players who Thacker, to get Waterloo onto are at risk, especially with an the scoreboard. Warrior player unpredictable referee. It was not the type of risk McKee was wilof the game Jim David and ling to take at this point in the Thacker narrowed the margin to season with key people. d-3 by the end of the second peTsandelis again acored the riod. Early in the third, Warrior first goal for Waterloo, assisted captain John Goodman tied the by defenceman Ian Pound. Down game, only to see Humber take a . 2-1, Thacker tied the game at l&38 of the second period. 5-4 lead two minutes later. It Western didn’t take too kindly was all Waterloo from then on, to this; building up another two with a 7-5 victory after goals by goal lead by 5:27 of the second+ Tsandelis once again, Tony Tony Crisp, with help from Crisp, and Steve Linseman.

“What are we doing here?” Arch-rivals Western, or rather, respected enemies, the Western Mustangs weretobe the opponents in the semi-final. At present, Western holdsdown first spot in the tough OUAA Central Division’ followed closely by Waterloo. After examining the tapes, the Warriors realize they could have easily defeated the Mustangs. Deepite their 4-3 loss, coach Don McKee is happy with his squad’s effort. With the referee calling misconducts, he sat out five players in addition to goalie Bishop. A misconduct penalty in the OUAA means suspension; a re-

Steve Girardi and Jamie McKee, brought it to 4-3 at ~28. It was a defensive stalemate in the third period which caused the Warriors to fall for the first time this year to the Mustangs. In both of the previoua outings, they settled for 2-2 and 5-5 ties. The

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feated Western in the championship final 7-4. After thrashing York 6-O in Calgary, the Warriors should be confident of a victory in regular season play over the Mustangs. The big test was in London on Wednesday (January 111. The score was unavailable at press time. Waterloo must erase the

The stigma of losing at Western must be erased stigma of not being able to win in their rink before the playoffs. The bronze medal game against Laurentian was what they expected it to be. The Voyageurs are carrying 14 rookies, with a suspect goaltending core. Waterloo’s game plan was to pepper their goalie as much as possible. With eight goals, the theory proved correct, Withawellbalanced attack, Waterloo won the game, 8-4. Tsandelis and Goodman tallied two goals each, with singles by Glover, Mckee, Crisp and Ross, Coach McKee was happy to play the Voyageurs, “Our first home game is against them and we now have a good scouting report? TheWarriorshave a busy schedule ahead of them. It’s a wonder howthese

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study. Consider the busy road scheduleaheadof them. They are in Kingston this weekend, facing Queen’s tomorrow [Saturday) and RMC on Sunday. A trip to Guelph is planned for Thursday, January 19, followed by a long overnighter to Ottawa and Montreal the following weekend,

BAD BOV= Warrior hockey coach Don McKee racked up a one game suspentiion for an altercation with an official at the North York tournament, Wednesday night at Western he served the last of a four-game suspension levied earlier this season. McKee received that suspension for remarks he made in the summer about York and Windsor’s suspect academic reputations.

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a half remaining. With the crowd sufficiently roused, Western held a crumbling 46-39 lead at halftime, The Warriors shot out of the gate in the second, closing the Western lead to 50-47 by 17:19, forcing Hayes to take a timeout

Mustangs and were ready to pull away for good, right? Wrong. In the next three minutes, something terribly eerie happened. Without any warning, the ‘Stangs ripped off 14 unanswered points, most of them via easy lay-ups by Stiefelmeyer wandering alone behind the UW defence on fast breaks. At 11~1

“Second, at money time you can’t go down and each player throw up shots randomly. Third, you have to look after the elementary parts of the game.” It seems these three are what separates the first place Mustangs, and the second place Warriors, Saturday night at Windsor, five Warriors scored in double figures as Waterloo went on a hoop-filling bonanza, shooting 70 per cent from the floor, kn route to the ST-point demolition of the Lancers. The win raised I UW’s record to 2-O.

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WkERE’S THE BALL? No-one seems to realize that UW’s Dave Rosebush (54) has the ball, not even Western defender Brian Does (34). photo amid a pandemonious PAC. With sister momentum on their side, the Warriors deadlocked it at 50, and went ahead 52-51 at 15:24. Suddenly, Rysdale, Green and. Stiefelmeyer were all in foul trouble, it looked as if Waterloo had lassoed the

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“We made a good, long, intense comeback, their key players were in foul trouble, and we didn’t capitalize on it,” said McCrae. “Those weren’t fast breaks they scored on, those were freebees. We have 1,000 intramural players who could score those points.” The Warriors scrambled to recover, and with Schneider firing away, pulled the score to 71s 63 with 6:2l remaining. That’s as close as they came because, well, who else, Stiefelmeyer scored Western’s next seven points, even throwing in a long range jumper for some variety. It was all part of a g-2 run that tucked the Warriors in for the evening. McCrae had three explanations for the loss. “First if you don’t shoot free throws, you can’t win.” He hit the nail on the head. UW shot a gory 1%for-27 from the charity stripe.

debut

The meshfest marked the Waterloo debut of the 6’7” Brock transfer Braley. And the big one didn’t disappoint, leading UW with 20 points on a flawless XIfor-10 night from the field. He managed all this despite logging only 15 minutes on the floor due to the nagging toe injury. More importantly, Braley gave the Warriors some tenacity in the paint which has been severely lacking in their attack to this point in the campaign. Schneider potted 19 points while Jeremy Moore pumped in 16. The frosh Zienchuk rebounded from a bout with the flu to can 15, shooting six-for-six from the field while Pat Telford added 10, going three-for-three, John Bilawey hooped nine points to go with the 12 rebounds he snagged on the evening. The Warriors rolled to an insurmountable 57-34 halftime lead and continued to turn the screw throughout the second half. The Waterloo steampoller really began to move when Windsor’s two starting big men, Andre Morasutti and Henry Valentini, got into foul trouble early in the opening half. When the final stats sheets were tallied, Morasutti and Valentini had combined for a paltry five points. “We broke all of Windsor’s presses and turned it into a layup drill,” commented McCrae. “Winning by this much caught us off guard, usually the trip to Windsor is one of the big obstacles of the year, but we got ahead early and built on that lead. The remarkable score can be attributed to the fact that Morasutti

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McCrae was especially pleased with the well-balanced scoring, a rarity for the Warriors throughout the pre-season, “A lot of people scored well, and we handled the breakdown game really well.” The bumbling Lancers shot 47 per cent from the field and an inexcusable l&for-%? from the charity stripe. The Warriors could have actually inflicted a dee er wound, but shot agloomy 20- Por-35 from the foul stripe. Veteran guard Carlo Bonifero and forward Jeff Nekkers led the Lancer attack with 18 points apiece. The schedule gets no easier for the Warriors as they travel to Guelph tomorrow night (Satur-

day] for a rematch with the reborn and rejuvenated Gryphons. The start time is 8 p.m, The Warriors dumped the Gryphons, 6554, last Wednesday in their opening game of the season. Although the Gryphons looked awkward and disorganized in the first meeting, their talented players have now had some time to get acquainted with one another, and they should be much tougher. “I think-they’ll

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The Warriors get their only break from the schedule next Wednesday [January 181 and host division newcomers, the Lakehead Nor’Westers for a doubleheader on Friday, January 20 at 8 p.m. and Saturday, January 21 at 2 p.m. in the PAC.

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V-bailers crank out another win by Glenn Hauer Imprint staff The hapless Brock Badgers volleyball team came into town to play the undefeated Waterloo Warriors in league play on Tuesday, january 10, Three Warriors were sitting out the match to rest up for the Winnipeg tournament this weekend: middle Scott Smith, captain lim McKinnon, and “statistician’* Ian Heynan. It gave some relatively unused players, as well as newcomer Dave Balodis, some precious court time.

took advantage of Warrior mistakes, nearly pulling off an upset victory in the third game when they crept within one point at 12-11, Not overpowering, but smart hitting by Warrior rookie Mike Fullerton put the match out of reach, Other exciting moments include the “hang block” and the “grin on face hit” by the Grasshopper, Dave Shum. A player who now deserves recognition is Steve Smith. This incredibly hard hitter did not hit that well at the Ryerson tournament at Christmas, however, he

Exciting moments: the “hang block” and “grin on face” hit by the Grasshopper Waterloo easily handed it to the Badgers, winning the match 3-0 by scores of 15-2, .15-8, and 15-11. Brock just doesn’t have the talent to compete with the Warriors. Nevertheless, it wasn’t all roses as’ the lack of killer instinct was clearly evident. There is no way that 11 points should have been scored on Waterloo by such an inferior squad. It’s tough to denigrate the Badgers, but facts are facts. They are not a great volleyball team. Give them credit, they

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Warriors bring by GYM Hauer Imprint staff “I’ve never seen so many close games with us on the losing side,” said an exasperated coach by the name of Rob Atkinson. That was about the sum of it when some analysis was required of the eighth place finish by the Waterloo volleyball Warriors at the York Excalibur tournament last weekend. Eighth out of eight teams? This can’t be the same team that was considered unbeatable in the fall of 1988. Despite some promise in the Christmas tournament at Ryerson, the Warriors have yet to prove they can win pressure-filled games. They haven’t won any of the big tourneys yet, but the CIAU championship is still two months away. Last year, the volleyball Warriors peaked at the end of the season. Hopefully, this pattern will repeat itself and a trip to Calgary will be earned by these talented athletes. Waterloo’s first match in intrapool play was against fifthranked Lava1 University of Montreal. Down Z-1 by scores of 15-5, Q-15, and 15-13, the Warriors had their big chance to gain momentum into the fifth and deciding game. Up 14-10, they just stopped playing. A little too excited, too nervous, two balls were played out of bounds that would have given them victory. Lava1 crept back to win the game 16-14, The match was lost 3-l. The next outing pitted Waterloo against a top ten American school, Long Beach State out .of California. Ranked around sixth or seventh in the NCAA (the

rankings aren’t out yet) according to their coach, the Warriors expected a battle, That it was, as once again, they lost the tight games. Unfortunately, all three games were closely contested, as Long Beach swept the match with scores of 18-14, 15-13, and yet another 16-14.

The *‘ugly match” came next Intensity and desire are two words that describe Waterloo’s third effort of the tournament. A victory over seventh-ranked Dalhousie would surely give Waterloo a boost in the rankings. In anemotional display of gritty volleyball, the Warriors took the contest 3-1, with games going 15-12, 12-15, 15-11, and 15-13. The “ugly mitch” came next. Waterloo, ranked ninth, has defeated the tenth- ranked Toronto Blues on three different occasions this year. They shouldntt have any problem with this particular confrontation, right? Wrong. A 15-4 victory over the Blues led to an overconfident, cocky bunch of Warriors. Playing brutal volleyball, they managed a 16-14 squeaker in the second game to go up 2-O. The attitude worsened. Hey, they beat the Blues while playing badly. One more win was all they needed to advance to the consolation final. Waterloo came out completely flat in the next two games. Toronto easily defeated the lacklustre bunch 15-5 and 15-8 to tie the match 2-2. The fifth game was at hand. Something new to volleyball as well. A ping pong format.

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Coach Atkinson on ping pong, “It is without a doubt the most exciting brand of volleyball I’ve ever been involved in in my 15 years of playing and coaching.

One mistake can cost you the

match. The players are tense. The coaches are nervous. The fans are on the edge of their seats at the start of the game, even when it’s only 2-2 or 3-3.” Every rally a point is scored, whether you’re serving or not. The great sideout teams have an advantage here. The other team serves, your side comes up with the precision pass and the big kill, and you have a point in your favour. Just one hitting mistake and the match is over. Down 10-Q in the fifth game against Toronto with the Blues serving, the Warriors hit the ball out of bounds to fall behind 11-9. Playing sideout ball until the end, Toronto defeated the frustrated Waterloo side 15-13,

Ping pong: one mistake can cost you the match “This tournament was an emotional rollercoaster ride,” said Atkinson. “I’m not happy with the loss to Toronto, especially after defeating higher ranked Dalhousie. I’m comfortable with the loss against Long Beach, but I really wanted to go to game five in the Lava1 match.” When asked about till of the close matches, he explained, “It was so competitive out there it was ridiculous. Compare our 15 13 loss to York at the tourney at Ryerson in the championship to York’s first place and our eighth

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place at this tournament,” Lava1 lost 15-13 to York in the fifth game of the semi-final. “I just can’t put the finger on our string of losses. Why? Why do we lose? . _ I think -it’s time to stop analysing the why and just keep playing, Let’s just go out and nlav.”

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against Penn State. They played well, but were very weak on game points. Penn State turned it right around and took the game 16-14. The American side ended up on the right end of a 3-0 margin, winning the next two 15-13 and 15-12, An unbelievable string of losses. Ten games in total were decided by two points, eight of them were defeats. Are the other schools peaking early? The last tournament featuring strong competition is this weekend in Winnipeg; it’s a chance for the Warriors to redeem themselves and show others what they’re made of. The goal is to meet Lava1 once again in the final, and

To cap things off, the seventh place game early Sunday morning proved to be another frustrating piece of action to forget about+ The Warriors had another lead, in the first game

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Swim team discovers evils in Lauderdale by Greeme Peppler Imprint staff Ft. Lauderdale is a city that caters to expense accounts. Those with money to burn will find no trouble doing so at any one of the myriad of malls, bars, restaurants, and discotheques that clutter the main avenues and highways. It is a place where Ferraris and Maseratis grow on trees, where t-shirts are priced at bullion pric’es, yet sell like candy floss at a circus+ where colossal tips ensure an evening of priority service at any local night club. Thrift, in other words, is not part of the local lingo. It is also, dare it be said, the unofficial puke capital of America - you can smell it just about anywhere you walk along the infamous strip overlooking the vast Atlantic, where huge and mighty off-shore power boats camouflage the horizon. For what reason, you might ask, do you need a boat capable of 50 knots? A South American drug lord would not be out of place at the controls and, after all, at that speed Colombia is not that far away. Drugs are a part of the scene, of that there can be no doubt. On one evening, in full view of a crowd of onlookers, five police cruisers descended on a pick-up truck. Within seconds, ten police officers had four Floridians, ” hands cuffed, lying stomachs to the pavement. The vehicle was impounded, the riff-raff whisked away. It looked as if the police were used to this sort of thing, as was the crowd that gathered to watch.

One may see things on the streets in this vacation land that most commonly occur in bedrooms in the dark. They are there on the beach, and at tables in side-walk pubs in full view of all to see - if anyone is bold enough to look. “Go forth and multiply” was never like this. The million dollar homes and luxury cruisers that pervade the canals are only a veil to the decadence of this sunny, innocencelost cesspool where everything seems to be taken to excess. If you can put up with the stench and the grotesquerie that guy at Summers On The Beach on New Year’s Eve with the lime green stuff oozing out of his mouth and hands was utterly disgusting - then you might like the place.

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agony, the teams found time to take in some races, namely, the Kennedy Classic. The Athenas walked away with the Division II, III and NAIA class, much to their own surprise, while the Warriors set impressive times in their individual and relay races. With solid performances from the likes of Sheryl Slater, Lesley Horton, Kris Jackshaw, Marissa Amoroso and a host of others, the women made a habit of ascending the victory podium during the single-day meet. The men were not so fortunate, never figuring in the results despite some excellent performances, It was not the swimmers’ first competition south of the border. In early December, a trip to Niagara University - a tiny campus best known as the alma mater of

former NBA star Calvin Murphy - brought the teams an easy overall victory and an athleteof-the-week in Cheryl Slater. If the organization at these two events is anything to go by, however, then the swimmers may hope they will not have to take part again. Delays at both venues - and, incredibly, no timers or timing system at Nia- I gara - made each meet look rather farcical. Planning, by American officials’ standards, is something you do only for retirement. But the training now continues unabated. Both the women and the men compete every weekend until their respective Ontario Championships in mid-February. And that, they are all too aware, is only six weeks away.

Imprint sports broadens horizons When it comes to Imprint sports coverage, Warriors basketball, hockey and football have tended to steal the spotlight, Naturally, as the university’s moat high profile sports, these three have warranted in-depth and extended exposure. When I began my fourth term as sports editor in September 1988, a goal was established to shed some light on some lesser-followed pastimes such as rugby arid volleyball. With the help of Glenn Hauer, an athlete and journalist extrordinaire, rugby and volleyball received top notch coverage, and dominated the front pages of the sports section throughout the fall term. As we embark on another exciting term of winter sports, this trend will continue - and then some. Hauer’s volleyball expertise will still make up a large share of Imprint cop +as he follows the Warriors in their quest to reach the national fina Ys in Calgary during March. As one of Waterloo’s top hopes for a national crown, watching the v-ball Warriors will be an exciting hobby. With his volume of sports knowledge, Hauer will cover the very impressive Waterloo Warriors hockey team, who, during a strong showing at the recent Calgary tournament, showed they can challenge the best teams in the country. But Hauer, a workaholic, isn’t going to stop there. In a move to expose some even more ignored sports than rugby and volleyball, Hauer will be writing a series of features on these often forgotten varsity sports, Look for articles featuring the powerful Warrior and Athena squash and badminton teams and the fleet-footed Athena indoor track team to appear this term, giving these hard-working athletes some well-deserved exposure. Please notice the resurrection of Imprint’s Waterloo Sports Scoreboard or Sports In Short [see page 28). This weekly feauture is back from a term in mothballs, thanks to the hard work of Sports Information Director Paul Condon and co-op student Rhonda Williams. This will be perfect if you need to he up-dated on the Waterloo sports scene at a glance or find out when the next game is. And keep your eyes peeled for early coverage of the 1889 football Warriors. Yes, back from the heart attack which kept him off the sidelines in 1888, Waterloo skipper Dave “Tuffy” Knight has his players workin out all ready. Even though tll e season doesn’t start for another eight months, the Warriors are working hard, determined to snap their infamous 309 game winless string. Could this finally be the year? Odds are it will. VVftdKnight as a motivator, who knows what could happen. Stay So iook for the regular sports coverage, but also be ready for some surprises this winter. If you have any comments, criticisms or auggestions, they’re always welcome in CC 140.

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University of Waterloo nordic skiers had a very successful time in Midland last weekend, competing in races at Wye Marsh and Mountain View, Rhonda Williams had an excellent showing, placing second and first in the five km women’s races on Saturday and Sunday. Fiona Griffith5 placed third and sixth for the same races, In the men’s 10 km races, Jack Simpsori took second behind national team skier Mark Rab, and Steve Paradine raced well, placing third on Saturday and fourth on Sunday.

In Wednesday night’s big OUAA central hockey game, Western nipped the Waterloo Warriors. 7-6.

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ment at York: U.P.E.I. 92 Waterloo 71 Toronto 75 Waterloo 73 Waterloo 77 Ryerson 73 Tan. 4: Waterloo 65 GuelDh 54 jan. 7: Waterloo 110 Win&or 73 Hockey Jan. 6, 7, 8, North York Cup Tournament overall bronze Waterloo 7 Humber 5 Western 48 Waterloo Waterloo Laurentian3 4 Volleyball Jan. 4: U1B.C. 3 Waterloo 1

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LeoMmri#bcUnatWLU.Lawrence Belly from New York University wiH speak on “lndexation and Time Consistency of Monetary Policy”. 2:30 pm., room P3007 of the Peters Buildirw.

Haw b use chemical abstracts: 1230 is inpm. - 1:20 pm. This workshop tended for undergraduate chemistry or biochemistry students. Meet at the Information Desk, Davis Centre Librarv.

Tour8 of the University Map and Design Librar)r. Pewnat tours are available on request. Enquire at the Public Sewices Desk, ESI Room 246, between 9:oO am. and 430 pm. Self guided Walking Tours are available during library hours at the Dana Porter and Davis Centre Libraries.

Jooakn &80&tbn of Waterloo. First organizational meeting, 4zODpm. lf you knowhowtojuggleorwould like to learn, come and join us. Foyer of Arts Lecture Hall.

ongokrg tin at Z&minute intervals will take place at WLU’s Theatre Auditorium from 130 to 4:s pm. Come get a behind-the-scenes look at the process involved in putting together 8 production. Tours ’ I feature: Earl Steiler, makeup artistYi om UW; Terry Hynes, Lighting Designer of “A Chorus of Disapproval”; Doug Paraschuk and G8ryThorne, from Strutford Festival, who will discuss sut and costume design. Admission is free, everyone welcome.

m ol Objectivism presents e video-tsped lecture ‘7he Ominous Paralels, The End of Freedom in America” by Dr. Leonard P&off. 730 Dm. in AL 207.

Dr. w Day Lunch, Director Westminister Institute for Ethics Human Values at the University Western, will speak ti “Ethics Medicine”. Room 1 El of the Arts Science Building, WLU, at 8:oO Admission is free.

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JANUARY

Red Crow blood donor clinic. First United Church, King and William Sts., Waterloo. 1:30 pm. through 8:oO pm. The nnurl KW and Area Big Sisters “Rotlerama” will bs held at a new location, Bingeman Park, from 630 pm. to 830 pm. Guests include Rangers -Hockey Team, Miss Fran and Mr. DoBee, M.C. will be one of the CHYM personalities. Anyone interested in obtaining a pledge envelope or groups wishing tochallenge othergroupscall

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UW Fltm Society presents Belle (Andre Delvaux, Belgium, 1973, 92 min.), the second in a three part Delvaur retrospective. Watch for Turkish Cinema in February. UWEsst Campus Hall, Rm. 1219 at 7 pm. For more info. CaH 885-l 211, ext. 3709. 8cnbbk pkyaw Club meeting at 7:30 pm. in MC 3012, Mathematics & Computer, WV. 8ring boards and dictionaries. Phone 579-3695 for details. Visitors, beginners, other languages welcome. English, French, Russian and Hebrew boards available for play. Dr. W’lilkm James, professor in the department of religion at Queen’s University, will discuss the topic: ‘The Sacred in the Bush Garden: Religious Aspects of Canadian Fiction”. Room 2C8 of the Arts Building, WLU at 4:oO Pm. Featurei! rrtlat at the music at noon concert at WLU wilt be Casey Sokol on piano. 12 noon in the Aird Centre Recital Hall. Dr. 0oart Cohen Stuart from Jerusalem will conduct a workshop on: Jerusalem as a Challenge for Jews, Christians and Moslems. MacKirdy Hall at St. Paul’s College. 9:OO am. 1l:W a’m. All are inyited. The workshop is a prerequisite for those who registered for RS 369 D, the Travel Seminar to Israel.

How to use chemical abstracts: 1250 is inPm- - 1:20 pm. This workshop tended for undergraduate chemistry or biochemistry students. Meet at the Information Desk, Davis Centre tibra Tv.

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tnt wtNto~t Group 118. Come join the conqiracy of hope. Work on behalf of prisoners of conscience throughout the world. Everyone welcom& CC 135,730 pm. ~ ~yman’r Evrngatmt Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome.

T)n Womyn’s Group meets in CC 135 (usually) at 8:30 pm. Come out and 1enjoy movie nights, educational evenings, dances, road trips, casual discussions. For weekly events call 884GLOW or listen to 94.6 FM, Thursdavs from 6-8 Dm.

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Intotn helping a child with special needs with school uvo&? Big Sisters of Kitchaner-Wuterlm and Area will be holding a training session for Homework Helpers on Tuesday, January 17, 1989. If you are 18 years of age or oIl(lr and ten help a school aged child, call 743-6206.

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d the Career Resource Centre. A brief introduction to the rmrces available to career seekers. January 13- 10:00am., 10:3Oam., January17 and 18, 1O:oO am., 1O:O am. January 19, 1:3Opm., 2:oOpm. NH 1115. The Cam0r

Resource Centre will be l&25, snd February 1, NH 1115 until 7:00pm. Here isa chance for thoslr unaMe to come in during the day to use our resources. Staff will be available to provide assistance. I

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T)n 8tudy Skills faH programme will win the week of January 23,1989 and will include workshops designed to develop effective study habits such as efficient time management, notetaking, reading, as well as preparing for and writing exams. A Time Management & Procrastination Workshop will also be offered starting January 23. The two hour workshops will conti nue for four sessions. Interested students may register at the reception desk in Counselling Services, Rm. 2080, Needles Hall. Plry

001 Beginners invited to Go starting January 18 at 7:CKI pm. B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040. Free playing time f*r all players at 7:30 pm. Call ext. 4424 or ext. 6887. Dkover ‘old Country Games, Here and Now”at the Museum &Archive of Games, Matthews Hall. Multicultural games from Germany, the Mediterranean, the Orient and Caribbean cultures. Weekdays 900 am. to 500 pm., Sundays 1 :OO am. to 5:oO pm. Admission free. Ext. 4424. e

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