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;ign are not racist. I hold an equal opinion toward all people regardless of any creed or colour. Nor do I support excessive use of "Ontario's police forces nave rights too" seems to be the senti- firearms. I have never been robbed and have not dealt with ment that Mr. Joe Forwell wishes the law under such circumstanto remind everyone of. To pubces - the sign is not rooted in licly convey his reactions to the controversy surrounding claims resentment or bad experiences. I only believe that police officers of unnecessary force used by police officers in Ontario, Mr. For- should be allowed to enforce !he law without fearing those who well used the marquee over his would turn the system against Waterloo variety store to give i'hem or the criminals they voice to a strong message suppursue. We need our police Eorporting l a w officers: "OUR COPS-R-TOPS IN ONTARIO ces - imagine life without them." STIK 2 YOIJR GUNS!!" Police officers in Metro ToOver the past few months. police officers have come u r ~ d e r runto w e n t on strike earlier this month to protest the charges scrutiny for their use of force brought against the two officers during the line of duty. Racism in-.,olvcd in the shontings. The has been cited by minority sentiment among the off~cers groups a s the motives fcr the was why should they even carry shooting deaths last year of Lesfirearms if they will be charged ter Donaldson a n d Michael for using them. Wade Lawson. While police forces are receivBoth men were black and both ing many calls of suppori, the were killed by police officers in black community of Toronto has separate incidents. Manslaughbeen very vocal with charges of ter a n d a g g r a v a t e d a s s a u l t racism against the Peel Regional charges have been laid against Police Force. The debate has the officers involved. created a mood of suspicion diMr. Forwell, owner of Forforces a s rected tcjwiid ::!G-i.v wel!'s Super Variety at Univerwell. sity and King, feels law officers Waterloo Kegional Police force are not being treated fairly. "The members are reportedly feeiing police forces in Ontario are being uneasy in the wake of criticism let down. We should be behind following the shooting deaths of them and not against them." the two black menin the Toronto At least one customer of the area. variety store criticized the sign The controversy has escalated a s racist and vowed to boycott to the provincial government the store. Forwell, a four year level and would appear to reveteran of WWII, countered all main at the center of public ataccusations. tention for a long time to come. "My motives for putting up the

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Expressing h i s delight a t speaking in the "crucible of enlightenment" of the university environment instead of the "prepaleolithic" milieu of the U.S. where he h a s spent the better part of the past four years, Stephen Lewis lived up to his billing a s "Canada's Greatest Orator" at the sold-out Humanities Theatre last Thursday night. Lewis, who described himself a s an "itinerant socialist," spoke a s part of Canada and The World Week, drawing on his experiences a s Canadian Ambassador to The United Nations from 1984 to 1988.Currently serving a s a lecturer at the University of Toronto a n d a s Special Advisor on African Issues to the SecretaryGeneral of the UN, Lewis's address ranged from self-effacing and often hilarious antidotes on the diplomatic trade to a n impassioned vindication of the UN's importance in achieving world peace and Canada's role i n the p a c e process. Speaking w i t h a c a n d o u r vastly uncharacteristic of others of the political ilk, Lewis' delivery w a s masterful. In addition to displaying a formidable command of his subject matter and a

quick and ready wit, Lewis brought impeccable diction and a lively sense of language to Hagey Hall, making a hugely entertaining chat out of what might have seemed a tiresome harangue coming from the mouth of another politician or less talented speaker. Lewis's effusive praise for the UN consisted of far more than a defensive stance on the organization into which he has devoted so much time a n d energy; globally, he said, there is a good feeling about the UN a n d the state of world affairs. Having been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for its peacekeeping forces in 1988,the UN "has come into its own over the past six years" and h a s "suddenly been seen a s a vehicle for peace and security. There is a much different attitude both within a n d toward the UN than that which prevailed when Lewis took office i n 1984,a time when he felt a "sense of incipient futility" pervading the UN's members, observers, and critics alike, a sense that the UN w a s not accomplishing its mandate, namely, to make the world a safer and healthier place to live. When the superpowers refused to co-operate in the first half of this decade, the UN could

by Christina Hardv Imprint staff Wendy Rinella, vice-president (university affairs) will not seek a second term of office in the upcoming election. Rinella feels she has brought forward the issues she thought were relevant and that to run for president would be selfish in that it is the issues that a r e important, not the position.

Rinella plans to study for a Masters in comparative politics or political philosophy or some other aspect of political science. With five years at UW, she hopes to study at e i t h e r y o r k , Carleton, or Queens. Citing the amount of work she has faced in the past eight months and continues to face in the last part of her term. Rinella

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do nothing about it since it has a principle of sovereignty in its charter, making it unable to coerce its members into co-operation, September 16, 1987, though, will be remembered as a turning point in UN and world history according to Lewis: the day Pravda published an article written by Mikhail Gorbachev outlining $asnost and establishing the UrJ as an arm of Soviet foreign policy. A .startling chain of events took pIace, marking an abrupt about-face in Soviet policy: The Soviet Union agreed to pay its full assessment, including arrears and even peacekeeping dues, something it had always balked at paying; they co-sponsored a struggle against AIDS with Australia; they pledged economic aid to Ethiopia; they promised to withdraw their troops from Afghanistan. Lewis joked that he’d like to write a book verging on libel about the Western world’s confusion: “They didn’t know what to think, They’d talk about a grand conspiratorial design and Stalinist behaviour in disguise, but the Soviets were acting pretty strange for an evil empire. The Soviets ‘were actually friendly and smiling around the UN Building. In fact, the only sour one was [U.S. ambassador] Jane Kirkpatrick,” 1988 marked the first real political victories for- the ,UN, but Lewis always believed in “the UN’s huge contribution to world affairs,” especially in terms economic, social, and human rights; “Now it will be possible to have these accomplishments and agencies recognized, especially UNICEF: never have I seen a finer oeganization in the world

Thatcher and Reagan, “Canada not condemning the U.S. for supporting the Contras is deplorable.” “They [Thatcher/Reagan] are undermining the peace effort when . all ,throughout Central America, civil wars engender depravity; civil wars that are sanctioned and supported by the U.S.

around the UN is “Vote as you but vote in good company. This includes the G-7 countries, the Western world and NAT.0 countries, but we are increasingly voting with Norway+ Sweden, aad Denmark; it can be very reassuring to be in with the European Economic Communi ty.” Lewis waxed more passionate still when speaking about Canada’s position as a world leader; not a power with regard to the U.S. and U.S.S.R.‘s pursuits of imperial hegemony, but as a leader in bringing about a safer, more just world, “Canada,” he said, “is limited only by her timidity,” and must continue her poliTcy of remaining independent and being a lackey to no one. He credited Prime Minister Mulroney for improving Canadals international position after Trudeau’s “quixotic” and “internationally fractured” foreign policy, but also stressed that Canada should be very wary of cozying up to the US,

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m Imprint spoke with Stephen Lewis, former Canadian Ambassador to the United Nations, before he addressed a full house in the Humanities Theater on Jenuary 12, During the interview, Lewis shared some of the in-, sights he gained during his tenure as ambassador. He also discussed his own mandate end his commitment to human rights, Canada’s international role, Canada’s membership in NATO, and his hopes for the future of society. Imprint: Your father was federal .NDP leader for a number of years, To what extent did Me political activitier influence yourr? Imvis: Oh, greatly, but not mere1 because he was federal NDP Peader, We’re a democratic socialist family, My grandfather was an active democratic socialist in Montreal in the early years, so I grew up with it, as people say, with my Pablum. I was conceived a socialist, and the whole family was’ wrapped up in the (I party+ As a matter of fact it remains the same now. I’m married to a woman who is a very strong feminis t socialist, fand all three of our children are very committed I

general. But I felt very good: I mean, it was hardly a personal achievement, but it was exciting to preside over a conference with every nation in the world attending, everybody participating, and after two weeks of very, very tough negotiation, coming out with a program. Do you think you were at all able to influence the Mulromy government’s foreign policy? Very marginally. People are more generous to me than they should be about that. I think I

to the democratic left, so it’s part of the genes. It’e a genetic inherit ante. So your children were conceived eocialiats a# well. Precisely. It was a condition of coming into the world. We wouldn’t have permitted them ,without that agreement+ ‘Everybody wae surprised when a Conservative Rim8 Minister appointed one of Canada’e most committed eocialiets ae Ambaaeador to the UN. What did you. set out to accomplish when you were first appointed ambassador? ’ * Well, I wasn’t at all sure. The mandate that the Prime Minister gave me was fairly simple. Remember, it was very, very early in his tenure+ The election was in September+ the appointment was early October+ and I think that the Prime Minister would concede that it was uncertain in his mind as well.

Influencing Mulroney’s foreign policy probably had some influence on our policy toward South Africa, maybe some influence on aid to Africa+ ma be a little on Central America+ i! ut I don’t want to overstate it. It was more helping to portray the United Nations as a powerful and influential organization than any particular influence on a foreign policy issue, Diplomats tend to take credit for more than they deserve. That’s my impression, and I think that the policy is largely made in the capitals; that i(vas certainly my experience.

Strengthening Canada’s image What he told me to do was to raise Canada’s profile at the UN, and to raise the profile of the United Nations in Canada. And that’s what I attempted to do. But once there, it became obvious that there were certain

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* issues. So itwasposeible to raise Canada’s profile. Wae there any single accgm>lirhment you would coneider to be your major a66omplirhment as tibaerador to the UN? ’ Those uestions are normally Da you feel you war8 eff8ctive in difficult+ $ ut in this case it’s not raising the profile of Canada in hard to answer. There is one, the UN? Within the UN community+ the Yes, I think so. We had mainthing I felt best about was chairtained a pretty low profile in the ing the special session on Africa Trudeau years for reasons I don’t in the middle of 1986, about.,, entirely understand except that well I guess a year and a half he was personally indifferent to after the famine burst upon the the international organization+ world. so ndbady had any encourageThere was a desper:te effort to ment. get a recovery program in place Both the Prime Minister and in Africa, and most countries felt Mr. Clark were devotees of the it would be unlikely to achieve. United Nations and it was possiunanimity. ble therefore to have a lot of flexBut in fact we got a consensus ibility in what we did. document carefully negotiated I was given some considerable liberty as a representative to over two weeks: a UN recovery speak fairly strongly and in un- program for Africa. It’s a recovery program I still work on now characteristically vigorous in my role with the secretary ways for a diplomat about

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No, it didn’t influence my own personal stands on foreign pokicy issues, I can honestly say, but it certainly did make me feel more strongly’ about some issues. I feel even more angry about the behaviour of international capitalism towards the developing world than I felt before I went, and I was pretty darned perfervid when I went, So I felt that I learned more, much more, and became a little more knowledgeable about some issues, but they tended to reinforce the judgments I had outside. That means that none of the issues are really mysteries. If you read the papers and think about them and have an ideology you can usually come to a conclu&on. On eeveral occasions during your tenure ae mbassador you publicly criticized the Tory goverament’e policiee, for example, on cruise mirsile testing and rputheid. Did you ever find youreelf in a rttuetion where you Continued OHpage 5

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Lewis quits c UN toavoid conflict. Continued from page 4 would have fairly strong differhad to compromise your sociqlences with the government, differences which I could not iat. values? subsume in other activity or reWell, not in any way which wrenched my soul out of its treat from. I didn’t want the job to end in a socket,., *There were moments collision. I felt that it had been a which were quite uncomfortagood experiment - an important ble. one, a useful one - to cross party My taking of the job was based on an understanding with the lines, and so I wanted to leave Prime Minister initially that I with dignity, and chose that time wouldn’t be jettisoning the conto depart. victions of a lifetime. So on When you left your post, you Isaid you felt the ear 1888 was a cruise missile testing or nuclear freezes or other things, I ob- turning point Por the .world. viously wasn’t going to change What s ecifically did you have in min dl and to what extent has my mind overnight. This wasn’t an instant conve’rsion just be- this actually occurred? cause of the appointment. During the course of it I would I had in mind what I’m going to have liked to take policy further talk about tonight, to some exon South Africa; I would have tent, that 1908 was the year in liked to say publicly what I which the Soviets began sethotight of the United States and riously to withdraw from Afghtheir support of the Contras in anistan, and we came to a Nicaragua or against the governrapprochement on Iran and Iraq, ment of Nicaragua; I would have . and there were ver serious disliked to lash out at some of the cussions and ffna rly an agreeCanadian policy around arms ment on the Cubans getting out control,, which I ,felt should be of Angola, and Reagan and Gortougher. bachev began implementing But there were so many areas arms control arrangements, and where you could be strong, Gorbachev came to the United where one shared a general phi- Nations and made a quite stirlosophic view of the ,question, ring and remarkable address that I wasn’t going to be silly which galvanized the world; the about having a public tantrum Brundtland Commission Report about one area which offended on the environment began to be me. implemented, the World Health There was a lot of good work Organization took control of the to be done. I knew it wasn’t a dissemination of information lifetime job, and I got out at the and education on AIDS. point where it became obvious It was a remarkable turning that I was heading for a collision point between East and West, on a variety of issues, and to some extent North and

skeptical. U.S., yes, our independence has liance to discuss things other Ho& do you view Canada’s in- improved. than arms, because the arms part of it is the smaliest part; in the ternational- role? We took many, many positions I see it as one of exerting the which were different from those corridors they discuss international elections to the United Nainfluence of a principal middle of the United States and nobody tions, they discuss third world power, in conjunction with other saw us as a sycophant, but it was easier before free trade. We’ll middle powers. Again, I’ll touch debt, and they discuss all kinds of matters. So, I have a qualified on that tonight. now have to,see what happens. A non-nuclear power, a counWhat is your position on free yes to that. DO you think a withdrawal from try that has access to the Comtrade? Oh, I’m like my party, totally monwealth and the NATO would be feasible? Oh yes, I don’t see any problem francophonie - the bilingualism opposed to it, ‘with that, It’s erfectly within of Canada is terribly important why? I - and a country that sits on the the rights of t i e country. But Well for all the reasons that whether it would serve us well in Security Council and whose .were advanced in the campaign. voice can be heard. - I don’t want to rummage through the long run I’m not sure of, and I think it depends on the momenSo it’s re,ally a position of inthem again. But I think that what fluence, and a bridge between the developed and the developing, world, Vis-a-vis the U.S., OUT h .Ia what areas do you see .tbe _ indepatidence has improved major need for sction in terms of Canada’s foreign policy and in terms of human rightson the inb teraational level? one must do now - becausait’s a turn of arms control accords over I think we’vegot to move to the fait occompIi - is to monitor it 1989/1990. imposition of mandatory tind carefully and watch the potenIf Gorbachev’s first initiative comprehensive sanctitins in tial cOnsequences for Canada, ior reduction of Soviet forces in South Africa kecause South and if it goes off the rails, as Eastern Europe catches hold, Africa is probably the most comman of us think it will, then to and Western Europe responds, pelling human rights atrocity in speaf: out loudly. then NATO doesn’t make much the world today. 1 know you’re in favour of disarsense anymore. I think we have to take on the mament; are you in agreement You and Ed Broadbent nreprabUnited States over Central with the NDP policy to withably the two best-known socialAmerica because as we’re learndraw from NATO? ’ iets in Canada. After the ing about El Salvador as well as Yes, I think that... Well, let me November election theti was Nicaragua, the place is grinding not be quite so categorical. It’s a some disappointment with down as a result of the destrucqualified yes. Yes, because I Broadbent’s performance and tiveness of American policy, and think there’s a very strong princome insinuations thet it is time I think we have .to be pretty ciple to be. advanced for a major for him to step down. Would you tough about human rights situawestern country to get out of a ever coneider replacing him as tions all over the world even military alliance. leader of the federal NDP? when when it’s uncomfortable to It’s an example for the world, Never. Never. Categorically be tough. and it’s particularly an-example never. Because politics are finWe’re ,pretty good on human when it looks as though there’s ishsd in my life. rights. If w&’ continue the way going to be,a detente in ‘&rope we’ve been, then it’s consistent between the Warsaw Pact and No going back at all? ,wTtb our traditional positions. : NATO, particularly after GorNo going back under any cirTo what ‘extent has Canada bebachev’s announcements. So, 1 curhstances. I have’finished that think, there’s something to be part of my career. I loved it, I That leada into the next question South, and it feels a lot better in come more independent in foreign policy issues over the last said’for Canada doing that. don’t dishonor it. I think polities I was going to ask, wbicb is what ‘89 than it did in ‘88. four or five ytiars? On the other hand, there’s a is still the single strongest route made ou decide to step down Are you atill as hopeful as you Well, I think that most detgreat deal to be gained from to iocial change. But I don’t wish from t Eat position? were when you resigned? being a part of a Western alliance to do it again, and I certainly ’ Well, there were basically two Yes, I am hopeful. I recognize ,ached observers would say that we’re much more independent and exerting influence both on would never contemplate leaderreasons. I think there’s a natural * that it’s -going to be a difficult than in the previous Trudeau the policies of the alliance, and ship, and I wouldn’t contemplate rhythm, a natural cycle, to being process. years, that we have become very having access to the other couna re-entry into active political a diplomat, and it’s three or four Aay ideaer on what 1088 might critical of the United States in tries who are members of the al- life. years. 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“It is ironic that we find ourselves on trial here today once again while those who wield the Rower and make or carry out the decisions that we rightfully resist sit in their offices continuing policies that rain death and destruction on the heads of the peorile of Central America, “overwhelming evidence of the state’s monumental guilt. in the everyday running of its affairs” “Once again we are in the position of having to explain our actions to a court system that has, over the years, consistently demonstrated its lack of concern for true justice by ruling time and again on the side of the state even in the face of overwhelming evidence of the state’s monumental guilt in the everyday running of its affairs. “Most of the countries, with which Canada carries out its (weapons) trade have been cited b Amnesty International as tio Pators of human rights. But we, the ones who are attempting to stop this trade in the mqchinery of death, are arrested : and charged and will be fined or pent to jail as a result. Where is the punishment for the prime ministers, cabinet ministers, senior bureaucrats and judges who keep this corruption rolling along? That is the question of the

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nesses, including an author and two social workers all of whom had spent several months over the past two years working in El Salvador or Guatemala, highlighted the activities of governments that, as a matter of policy, systematically violate the fundamental human rights of their people.

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Testimony referred to the millions of dollars that the Canadian government sends directly to the Salvadorean and GuatemaKn governments each year, though Amnest International, the Inter-C&c l ,,Committee on

scars

covering

spoke of the the bodies

the disabpearances, the vmaesacres of peasants, the illegal imprisonments

governments that systematically violate the fundamental human rights of their own people

I-iuman Rights in Central America and the UN. General Assembly condemn these nations for their violations of human rights; testimony referred to Canadian arms and parts used in the American military equipment with which, for example, the Salvadorean army bombs peasants living in areas of the country designated as “subversive”; testimony referred to the fact that, one week before Joe Clark announced new aid to El Salvador on his November 198,7 tour of the region because of an improvement .in that nation’s human rights record, the chair of the Salvadorean Human Rights Commission had been assassinated in public.

hour. That is the cruel, destruc. tive irony that faces us here at this moment .” These passages are taken from a Statement to The Court read on behalf of a group of Kingston residents, part of a-larger group of 25 people who appeared in an Ottawa court charged with mischief for their November 10, ’ 1988 non-violent ‘blockade of Ottawa’s External Affairs Building. For nearly four hours on Monday, January 9, the ,25 accused, most members of the Alliance for Non-Violent Action, brought evidence to bear on the complicity of the Canadian government .in tKe brutal repression of the people ,of Central America, The testimony of expert wit-

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of political prisoners in the jails they had seen in San Salvador: the witnesses spoke of the disappearances, the massacres of peasants, the illegal imprisonments and forced conscription imposed on peoplewhose greatest misfortune was to live under agovernmerit ropped up with hundreds of mil Pions of dollars in military and economic aid ,by the two great and benevolent democraties to the north. _A number of the accused, when asked by ‘the judge to explain their actii oas, invoked - - Wthe *

principles of the Nuremberg judgements. For similar crimes, they explained,. Nazi generals were hanged over 40 years ago, and what the judges, the allied powers, made clear then was the obligation of citizens to interfere

“in order to stop the crimes committed in my namen ’ with governments involved in I war crimes: “If I didn’t protest would

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Crown neither questioned the witnesses nor their testimonies. Quoting, obscenely according to one of the defendants, Martin Luther King, the judge nounced that “all accused w1.Pl?i found guilty as charged,” (None of those on trial had contested. their ihvolvement in the act of civil disobedience.) Speaking to sentence, one of the last resisters to speak addressed the judge as follows: “The crucifixion of Christ has. not- ended. It’s going on every day... You a’re cooperating in the ongoing crucifixion of Christ.” Sentencea ranged from conditional discharges with one year’s probation to fines of $500 or prison terms of ipixty days, with ninety days to pay. No on6 expressed any the fines.

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Candidates applying from Uganda, South Africa and Chile

lJjh/ may sponsor refugee student Cost8 of residence, books, and inorganization whose offices all cidental fees. over the world direct refugee For the second year or term, a students in sending dossier8 to part-time job could be found for In El Salvador, universities crowded. Local students often Canada and other potential the student to lessen the burden and technical institutes have resent the refugee-students’ ad- sponsoring countries. on the university. been closed for years. The reamission to the institutions. WUSC also sets up eight week A referendum may be held to 8Od - Many Third World goCanada currently sponsors seminars for students from Candetermine if students are willing vernments shut down q over 50 refugee students at its ada to visit other countries and to pay an extra dollar on their study their way of life. The orpost-secondary institutions at colleges and universities. Now, tuition to help a refugee student. UW’s Federation of Students is ganization sets up Third World the first sign of civil disruption. Other Ontario universities such In the early 197os, student-instinow looking at sponsoring one or Bazaars, as well. as Ottawa, Queen’s, Wea tern, As 8oon a8 an appropriate stugated rebellion8 led to the overmore students here in the fall, Windsor and Guelph support redent is found through the WUSC, throw of Thailand’s government and possibly making the sponfugee students now, a8 well as and other Third World regimes. sorship permanent, said Wendy the Federation will issue a press release, Then it will look at how . the University of British ColumAmneaiy International reRinella, vice-president [univerbia, Prince Edward Island, Winsity affairs). much money would be needed port8 that Third World countries nipeg, and others. illegally detain and imprison World University Service of for sponsorship. Potential candidates are appthousands of students and faCanada representative Barbara lying from such countries as culty. The only option open to McLean, wife of local MP Walter One proposed method of fundUganda, South Africa and Chile. McLean, approached the Federastudent activists tiho avoid iming is paying for or possibly Many refugee students have alprisonment is aelf-imposed exile tion of Students to get UW in- waiving tuition costs, and giving to a neutral country, . volved. WUSC is an a bursary of $5,000 to cover the ready begun their post-secondary education and wish to / _. finish it in the sponsoring na_ . tion. There are certain criteria to be met for a student to be deemed eligible for eponeorship. To study in Canada, the student must apeak eithep English or French. The candidate tiust also have the academic ability to be a . serious -8tuden t in Canada. Since a WsC sponsorship ist usual1y The perfect apple: ripe, unblemished, symmet- program for apple production. It involves the for a period of one year on& the rical, and shiny. It’s one of the few fruits that can selection and proper mixture of pebtjcides, or: refugee muet be reliable enough be stored over the winter months, 80 you can still c.hard sanitation, and the use of peat traps and to carry_ qn summer or- part-r buy Macintosh, Curtland, and Red Delicious in efficient 8 rayers. time’ *a&, or seek’ gbvernment Althoug K the IPM program has been’successyour local grocery stqre. student loark or bu?saries. Apples represent a multi-miHion dollar indus- - ful, there are inherent problems. For’&ample, . Refugees are looked at in try, In‘Ontario there were approximately three the ability of pests to become resistant$o’p+; million apple trees in 1986, Macintosh apples tides after many exposure8 remains,., .problerepresent the largest market share at more than matic. Crowers must be wary of pest&&s which $14 million dollars in 1985. Apple production is no longer a matter-of by hdie P8rraUh Imprint staff

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terms of their need financially, a8 well as in term8 of their chance at returning to their country of origin. Applicant8 with dependents cannot be-conaidered for sponsorahip unless I they have other means of financial supp.ort. As a final criterion, the refugee will be asseseed aa to his/her willingness to use the learning gained in Canada to develop his. or her home country or country of asylum if conditions per8istP This aspect is important since our sponsoring of a student does not simply benefit the candidate, but possibly the country of etrife and it8 citizens. Two

years

ago,

St.

Jerome’s

8pon8ored a refugee 8tudent. There are currently ten students from Indonesia studying Computer Science. These students obtained international bursaries. college

An administrative meeting at the end of January will have the refugee student issue on the agenda. Any students interested in commenting on the Student Council project or, in becoming involved in a support group can contact Wendy ;Rinalla at 88512111 Ext.. 3780.

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crease the population of other pests like mites if To control these pests a number of synthetic SPraYed late in the summer, ^ All this for the perfect apple? Clearly we must pesticides have been developed: [insecticides] Carbaryl, Diazinon, and Malathion and the fun- continue research which reduces the need for gicides Captan and Ferban. The effectiveness of Pesticide aPPliCationsa An ‘IPM program in Pennsylvania has prothese pesticides is limited by the apple bud stages, pesticide resistance of insect species, duced very.good results iti decreasing blemishes on apples through both reduced spray applicaweather conditions, and the pesticide application and the use of pest traps, The pesticides tion history of the orchard. These pesticides can also have detrimental ef- used were either botanical or sulphur-based. We must also work on changing the mindset fects on the environment if improperly applied. To address the growing limitations and cost of which equates good health with a brilliant, unpesticide spraying, the Ontario Ministry of scuffed apple, which in fact is an anomaly; apAgriculture and Food (OMAF] have adopted an plea simply do not grow that way naturally, nor alternative control program known as Inte- do many other staples. Many farmers and growers, stuck on the pesticide treadmill for years, grated Pest Management (IPM). Specialists are now re-evaluating the costs and benefits of within OMAF will provide advice to area growpesticide use. ers on this progamme. Coneumers should be doing the same. IPM is a recent innovation in the apple growing industry. Prior to 1989, apple trees were sprayed frequently during the growing season. For m&e information on pesticides and food, This wa8 a “preventative” program in the sense visit the WPIRG office, Room 123 General Servithat they would apray the trees before a per- ces Complex. P2an to attend the evening lecture ceived problem developed; however, this me- by \oseph Collins, Co-director of the Institute for Food and Development Policy. He will be adthod proved both costly and time-consuming. In 1989, OMAF began examining the effects of dressing the topic “The Myths of Hunger: Toreduced spray application and the efficiency of wards a Politics of Hope,” on Sunday, February spray application. From this, developed an IPM ‘# 7’30 Pm* Humanities Theatre*

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‘Makevice-presidents f%geant full-time, Rinella says ;~~:~:~.j~ Continued from page 1 feels her successor should be a full-time paid position for twelve months as opposed to the current eight. Federation vicepresidents are part-time in the 4nter. Among the accomplishments she is most proud of, she lists her recent role in helping to bring a refugee to study at UW. Although the student has not yet been chosen, the funding has been organized and the necessary preparations have been niade. _ AS well, she is proud of her part in getting student council tti

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rejoin the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) and also of her role in protesting the Miss Oktoberfest pageant, saying it ‘%vas probably the bravest thing I ever ’ did. ” Regarding Shane Carmichael, Rinella said he would probably run again. Carmichael declined to comment last week on whether he would or not. ,

Reporters from the Record and CKCO-TV were at this Monday’s Senate meeting. The controversial motion relating to the Miss Oktoberfest pageant was to be presented for a decision at this week’s meeting. Instead, President Wright simply an’ nounced that the motion’8 sponsors had agreed to redraft the motion and that the rewritten motion tiould be voted on during the February Senate meeting, N

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On the night of Thursday: January 5, patrons of Laurier’s’pub, the Turret, were sent home at l&S p.m. The cause of this unfortunate exodus: clogged sewers betwegn the 2nd and main floors of the Student Union Building (SUB]. The clog caused an overflow in the Turret and the Games Room. Minor water damage was incurred to the north-west stairwell of the SUB and in addition, s some ceiling tiles were dambged. The cost of physical damage to the SUB was minimal, The Turret however, did not escape unscathed as it lost an estimated $3oo0 in revenue due to the premature closing of its doors on what is traditionally one of its buaiest nights. A student award is being established to honour the memory of Mark Lindemann, 22, a 3rd year Geography major at WLU who passed away during the Christmas holidays. Lindemann, a Chatham native, was to have graduated in the spring.

Queen’~ University The A1m.a Matter Society has shut down Alfie’s Pub indefinitely after receiving a Liquor Control Board of Ontario threat to revoke the entire campus liquor license, The liquor commission order came following an unannounced visit by officials of the LCBO on opening night which exposed that a number of giitrons had gained entry to the pub by using false photo identifications.

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he emphasizes communication with laymen and politicians. In addition, -he and the representatives from COM DEV had praise for the student initiative involved in setting up the CASI student association: both expressed the view there are many faculties beyond Engineering and Science that relate to the space field,

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Unfortunately, while the folks at Plant Operations negotiate with Laidlaw, the “world” must halt and there can be no recycling of tin or newspapers on campus. What we have here is a major farce. Laidlaw, which holds the contract for servicing UW, now wants in on the UW tin and newspaper recycling business. Now, while the university and Laidlaw get their act together, the campus population is supposed to wait idly by. The pilot project, which was in place until mid-December, made it convenient for students to deposit empty pop cans in nearby recycling bins in the Campus Centre and in South Campus Hall. Newspapers could be deposited in similar bins, Was there no possibility of maintaining the pilot project under McLelland Disposal until this new grand plan could be introduced under Laidlaw’s inanagement? It seems the university, acted without evidence of thinking. This pre-Christmas manoeuvre was by no means an accident. The university cancelled the pilot project when public opinion could least be mobilized. roIt is hoped the idiocy involved in the decision making cess is not cancerous. If Laidlaw and the university intro B uce a system of “big bins” on campus and expect students to travel in the cold to isolated locations on campus; a, backlash of dissatisfaction is sure to result. The disclosure of information has been less than complete in this affair. If ax& unknown constraints precluded full explanations to date, then certelnly the administration must now redress its secrecy and inform the university community of its entire recycling plan. The Waterloo Public Interest Research Group [WPIRG), which initiated -the now defunct program of tin and newspaper containers in thtiCC and SCH;have been conspicuously silent about this month-long void in .camp.us recycling. .a Why? _ .. - 1..

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1988 Bullet’iri ’ of, ‘ihi~ Aiomii never 2tib&rai3aing it8 pow&f”1 ,The cruise tests c@inue. The Scientists, balls -L Ikdda’s neighboiir3o‘ the- s&&h.” As U.S. Strategic. Air Conimand “policy of accomtiodating atid plans to launch two of the mis12 siles -over Canada’s northwest in separate tests this winter, possibly baginnidg as soon aa the end of January. The Canadian governmetit, sup orts the testing; the people it c aims to represent ’ do not: opposition to the tests Gallup was last pegged at 58 per cent of the Canadian public. When’ the7Liberalsb signed the . by Eric Kuelker . agreements that paved the way for, ations other things, ’ cruise Last term the newspaper staff voted the title of this columxrhad testing, popular opposition was to be changed, though they stated no letters had been received somewhat placated by prami’ses objecting to the title. Their rationale for the change was that, ,that testing would end upon the despite the fact that Canada, has a Judeo-Christian background, it conclusion of an arm8 control might be offenGve to mention God in the title, and then discuss deal between the superpowers. Him from a Judeo-Christian view. .The staff selected and apDespite the recent U.S. - Soviet proved a title, which 1’11tolerate, since I have a lot of material, and agreement on fntermtidiate range don’t want to et bogged down in haggling over a title. Though the nuclear-forces in EM@, the Towords “One C1 ristian Perspective” denote subjective opinion, I’ll ries have resolved to continue be presetiting dates, referencei, scholars statements,, etc, that the tests. ThQ promise was anyone can check out for themselves. This information’ like all broken; the government was information we ever receive, will affect us in some way, and we lying, never intending to end the are responsible for how we deal with it. testing. During this term, I will be focussing the discussion mostly on Nor was the testing, as the goChrist, No other person has caused such a profound change in vernment claimed, the fulfil-human history. Some evidence of this uniqueness ia given by lment of any NATO obligations: Napoleon, who wrote, “I know men and I tell you that Jesus Christ Norway, as much a NATO is no mere man. Between him and every other person in the world member as Canada, refused to there is no possible term of comparison. Alexander, Ceasar, Chatest the cruise. Again, the gorlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the vernment lied. The following creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded his passage, taken from America, empire upon love, and at this hour, milljons of men would die for God and the Bomb by F.H. Knell. him”: extraordinary testimony indeed, of Christ’s impact on hisman, i’a ‘an excerpt of -a memo tory. * written in February 1883 by For this reason and many others, we need to look closely at the Ross Francis, a civil servant of actual events in Christ’s life, and His teaching; Many people have External Affairs Defense Relaa vague respect for Christ, but according to Reginald Bibby, a tions. sociologist at the University of Lethbridge, Canadians’ knowlThe memo reveals the unoffiedge of the teachings and life of Christ is, in his words, “abysmal.” cial motives for the umbrella with close scrutiny, we may see why Napoleon made such bold tenting agreement: “While it is compliments about Christ. difficult to indicate with any deBut how will we know if we have an accurate picture of Christ? gree of specificity what the It would be naive to simply quote the Bible, the main literary (U.S.) Administration would do, source, without examining it first. Thersfope, one needs to discuss there is no doubt that its-disapand exatiine it on the same grounds as any other historical docu-pointment would color the relament. This includes ihe date and nux’nbet of texts of the New tionship (with Canada] in all its Testament, archeological evidence’ internal evidence’ quotations facets, induding trade and ecoin sources other than the Bible, rind the possibility of revision and nomic.” editing. It is only after looking at the historical accuracy of the New Far from some undefined duty to protect the peoples of the Testament that one can look closely at Christ’s actions and state-. “free” world from “communist ments. Doing this groundwork might seem a little tedious, but it will be critical to the discussion later on. Next week we’ll take a aggression,” the cruise tests are another manifestation of what look at one of the most important tests for historical credibility of a document, the date and number of surviving texts. William Arkin, in the March

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Students To the editor, As a dissatisfied pedestrian of the UW Campus, I have submitted the following letter to Mr. Brian O’Reilly, Grounds Supervisor, Department of Operations [x3360, GSC Z50), It is regarding sanding, salting, and snow rernoval operations around Campus during the week of Jan.-Q, 1989. On January 7 there was a thunderstorm in the Waterloo area. The rain froze and made walking and ) driving conditions around campus dangerously. slippery. On Jan. 9 I saw students slip between the MC and the Campus Centre; in the courtyard in front of the Physics building near EL; on the path between V2 and the main Campus in front of East 4; in the courtyard behind the DC and MC; and on either side of the crosswalk that crosses Ring Road in front of the PAC. Ice covered these paths solidly in patches several metres long and wide, but nowhere could I see evidence of an appropriate sanding or salting attempt; however, on Jan. 10 I did notice areas of the campus that were very safe, while the aforementioned areas remained largely unattended, ‘These included the walkway. behind Engineering 3 leading into Parking Lot B [behind Reuben & Wongs]; around Needles Wall; and in front of the Campus Centre along Ring Road.

sliding One area was particularly safe. The walkways around the General Services and Security Complex along Ring Road were entirely bare and dry. Anyone who either has to park their car or walk through parking lots knows that these were all extremely icy: however, in the evening of Jan. 10, I observed the Security and Information parking lot next to the Commisionary to be absolutely bare and dry. On those two days I saw snow removal four times, but never saw sanding or salting. These observations can only lead to one conclusion: areas used by staff receive higher, priority than those travelled by students, especially those areas travelled by staff of the services dypartments. Considering the conditions around campus during that week, these observations would appear to substantiate the following statement. The health, well-being, and safety of campus staff is more highly valued than that of the students. I would like to take this opportunity to remind Mr. Brian O’Reilly, Grounds Supervisor, that it is the student’s tuition (and portion thereof funded by the Federal and Provincial governments) that pays you,r salary. It is our responsibility to see that al Ytravelied areas of the

Rolf George ’ Dept. of Philosophy On March 20,1986+ the Director of the Fraser Institute+ Dr. Michael .Walker, testified on the subject of higher education funding before the Senate Committee on Finance. In keeping with his and his institute’s philosophy he advocated the “gradual transformation... of post secondary institutions to a full-fee financing basis,” This means, in plain English+ that students should pay the full cost of their education, that is, depending on their program, five to ten times as much tuition as they do now. Walker argued the current government subsidies are unjust, since at least 70 per cent of the subsidy goes to those whose incomes are above average and that “those who attend a post-secondary educational institution will have a future income in the highest deciles of the population,” This subsidy+ he claimed, is “perverse+‘+ since it comes from the taxes of all the people, most of whom do not have the benefit of a university education and are generally poorer than the students will be. It is a subsidy of the rich by the poor, unjust, inefficient, and enforced by law. The

Senators,

course,

disagreed.

not, however,, question Walker’s economic analysis, but tried to claim the moral high ground by voicing the usual generalities about the public benefits of universities, and the value of a good education for the people who get it. Any unbiased judge would have given the victory in the debate to Walker, hands down. But Walker’s reasoning is flawed, To They

did

over slippery

Campus are adequately sanded h and salted. Obviously+ in this regard+ you have clearly failed in your duty as supervisor. Do you agree with the situation as I have described? Do you agree that certain

pathways have received more than fair treatment? Do you consider yourself to be adequately staffed to deal with adverse weather conditions? If not’ do you intend to request immediate hiring of personnel or contract-

issue ing out of sanding and salting operations? I am sure the pedestrians of this Campus eagerly await your response, Philip Bondi Vl, East 4,

Hamblen’s Audio: listen up! To the editor, Many students have stereo equipment which breaks down sooner or later. Asa warning to other students, I’d like to describe anexperience I’ve had with Hamblen’s Audio Service in Kitchener., I had a cassette deck which needed servicing. I was told the

microprocessor had to be replaced, and was given an estimate of $170. When I picked up the deck, I was charged $157,50 for labour to find a cold solder joint. No parts were replaced except for a belt which I had requested to be changed. That was only $7. I called several repair depots who all said the amount charged ’

was far too much. To make matters worse, a mechanical vibralion had develo,ped in the machine which was very audible, When I asked to have it fixed, the technician yelled at me, refused to open up the deck to show me the work he had done, and kicked me out of his store.

To add insult to injury, the cassette deck broke down again the next day. This time, I took it to Natural Sound who fixed it for $40, In addition, they could also hear the mechanical vibration but said they didn’t know how to fix it. Every other person who Floyd causing the stupid’ record has listened to the deck, other buyer to assume he actually than that 1technician, has been wrote the songs himself. Able to hear the problem. Apparently, my experience Pink Floyd’s music was a with this store is not isolated. A group effort and the group seems call to the Better Business to be holding quite strong withBureau revealed that others have oti Waters. Have a look at record had probelms. Thus, if you are a sales and concert attendance+ A student and need to have stereo suggestion? Maybe you and Tre- ’ equipment repaired+ remember vor Blair should not get together this warning. , when writinn Y record reviews. w David Wang Pat Goegan EIectrical Engineering 1B Biology Graduate student I

S-ockin’ it to the man To the editor, I am writing in response to the record review written by Marc Brzustowski on Pink Floyd’s Delicate Sound of Thunder. I have not heard the album myself, but I would like to correct a little mistake you made in your column. Roger ,Waters was an asset to the group, I admit: but his leaving was not as bad as vou Y seem to thYink. Roger Waters signed his na&e to almost every song written by

see this, consider how he and like minded people determine that higher education funding is a subsidy of the rich by the poor. Theg reckon that if, let us say, eight per cent of government expenditures go to .higher education+ then all taxpayers, rich and poor, contribute eight per cent of their taxes. Hence the impression that’those who do not themselves benefit are forced to pay for those who do. But this method of accounting is at loggerheads with another principle of Walker’s, namely, that hurinan capital investments, such as education;should be analysed in the same terms as other capital outlays. Compare+ then, a person about to be educated to e machine whose performance or output can be improved by investing money in it. (I am,cf course, not suggesting that humans are machines - God forbid - and make the comparison only to get a handle on ways of thinking about education subsidies as capital investments.] It is no mystery how the improvement of a machine can return a profit to the investor, and investments in education work in the same way. Dr. Walker notes that the incomes of university graduates lie in the highest deciles of the population. Clearly, a large share of the difference in earnings between nniversity graduates and others must come from the education itself. This it turns out, is a terrific bargain for the main investor+ the government, and society at large. The difference in earnings (since it puts university graduates into the high deciles) is taxed by the federal and provincial governments at a rate of from 42 per cent to 51 per cent,

A large portion of this tax is a return to expand our research and teaching acon the government’s investtiknt, if any- tivity to meet current demand. thing is. If one looks, as Dr. Walker does, If Walker appeared to have an arguat the government’s annual budget to . ment for raising fees, may we now consee if there is a revenue transfer to unielude they should be lowered, or versity students, one must, before atperha s waived altogether? Should tending to the other taxes, subtract this * there 1 e refunds?Unfortunately, that is amount from the tax base and apply it, not how taxation works, If I have to pay as a return on investment, to the budget higher property taxes because ;I have of the university system, If it more than - improved my house, the city is not obcovers the expenditures of ,the universiI liged to refund me the money for the ties, as I suspect it dues, then resources paint. Similarly+ if I spend money on my do not flow in the direction Dr. Walker education, improve my earnings, and suggests+ but in the opposite. then pay more ‘income tax, I am not enI leave it to others to do the sums titled to a refund on my investment. philosophers can take this liberty. I am aware this is not an easy thing to d0; and If there is a case for lowering fees, it subject to some ccntroversy. But I sugmust be based ,on &ffecw grounds. gest .that without making these calculaPerhaps --accessibility should be in,tions+ nq one has the right to assert that . cre.ased; perhaps it is’already so expensive to raise children that parents universities don’t, pay their own way, or that the tax system forces others to supdeserve a break; perha s this is the best -was; to ensure that stu ir ents who have to port them. The returns just come liter, make it qn their own, can go to univeras is the case with all capital investmen ts. sity. But there might also be arguments Dr. Walker is a great believer in the s for raising fees, *though Walker’s isn’t “let the user pay” principle. We can now one of them: perhaps the system is so see that, and how, the user is already stressed that higher fees are inevitable; perhaps students work harder if they paying. If my suspicions about the sums have to pay more of fheir education; perare correct, then universities would be self-sustaining, affluent in fact, if go- ’ haps they could have a much better education if they paid a little more for it: vernments put the returns on educational investments back into the system + perhaps, if they paid higher fees, they would take a more active and responsiinstead of claiming them without acble interest in the management of their knowledgement. universities+ and so forth. Perhaps university presidents should I have no quibble with the fees as they stop advocating increased fees, and innow stand, or even as they stood twenty stead lobby to obtain, as operating years ago. But I also think we should funds’ for their ins tit ut ions, all taxes on the incremental earnings of theirgradumake it clear to all and sundry that the folks who are not connected with the ates’. Except for times of very rapid exuniversities are also not paying for pansion, this should be enough to do the job, and give us more than enough cash them. -a- -r-*,,.,-.--.--~---.--.a-

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OBcriticizes by Peter Brown Imprint staff. Hikes in tuition do little more than subsidize government underfunding, according to a report on tuition fees recently released by the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS]. The report, prepared by the Research Department of the OFS, is entitled “The Impact of Tuition Fees on Access to University Education in Ontario.” Its main point is that tuition increases have, for the most part, kept pace with inflation while government funding has not. The report cites statistics showing that tuition hikes have been less than the inflation rate for only three years since 1978. In contrast, increases in governmehf operating grants have been

less than inflation in seven years over the same period, The authors of the report state “Ontario’s students are paying * over 10 per cent more than the average tuition in other provinces.” An Arts undergraduate in Ontario payed $1350 in tuition in 1987-88, while the average for students in other provinces was $1223. Quebec’s tuition’freeze in the late lg6Os is seen by the report as an example of the link between tuition and accessibility; between 1975-76 and 1986437, that province’s university participation rate leapt by 60 per cent, from 9 per cent of the 18-24-yearold segment of the poptilation to 14.4 per cent. Over the same period+ Canada’s rate rose an encouraging 22.6 per cent; but’Ontario’s rate,

tuition hikes” [while tuition crept up steadily], managed only a 9.1 per cent jump. Even more astounding, the participation rate doubled for Quebec’s women during that period. The Ontario Government’s “operating grants per student in 1987-88 (were) nearly 15 per cent behind the level in 1978-79, in constant dollars,” the report claims. The consistent decline in government support, the report argues, shows the province would use further tuition increases, such as the 7.5 per cent jump scheduled for 1989-90, to make’ possible further cuts in funding. Extending the argument, the report says “the net result would be atetic levels of. real, / operating

revenue for the universities, coupled with seriously reduced access for average and low-income students.” In its conclusion, the OFS report leaves statistics behind and argues from a philosophical basis. “Education, like health care,” it says, “is an essential element in the development of both the person and the society.” The report concludes4 access to education must be universal, and “the current tuition levels constitute the equivalent of extra-billing in the education system.” As the OFS report on accessibility observes, “for all the.,. Premier’s talk of commitment to ‘excellence’ and ‘competitiveness,’ it is clear that the financial commitment does not match the rhetoric.”

UW VicePresident Dellandrea to resign by Peter Stathopolir Imprint staff Dr. on Dellandrea, UW’s vicepresi d ent (university development], will resign his post at the end of January to assume the presidency of the Mount Sinai Hospital Foundation, Mount Sinai is one of the major research and teaching hospitals in Canada, Dellandrea will be heading a $7&million fund-raising campaign to promote the development of the hospital. His effort on behalf of .UW since 1980 has alre’ady raised over $8Mnillion. “Dellandrea was the, driving force behind one of the-most successful fund-r&sing efforts in .the,history &Canadian post-secondary education,” said UW President Qoug Wright. Dellandrea, oversaw the successful campaign ‘known as the WATFUND and 1 eupervised the growth of Waterloo’s Office of Alumni Affairs and Office of Information and Public Affairs. As of yet, no decision has been made on whether to name a new vicepresident or establish another structure in its place. . The development office of the university is now considering what UW’s next fund-raising campaign, scheduled for 1890, will entail. A new student-life building is one proposal which is competing for development of1 fice funds.

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Continued from page 10 Knelman states, “Canada’is a “nuclear colony” of the U.S.” Perhaps then, the continuation of testing is a means to maintaining Canada’s nuclear vassalage. Besides cruise testing, Canada regularly permits nuclear armed war shi 8 to visit its ports; ermits t ii e flight of nut Pear bombers over ita territory, and permits the export of uranium to the United States and other na,tions that produce nuclear wea.pons; yet, government officials expect to be - and are - believed when they speak to Canada’s non-nuclear virtue and innocence. Who in Canada benefits from cruise testing? While the answer to this uestion may not immediatel 73e apparent, it is .easy enoug x to see who would not benefit were the testing stopped, especially in light of Francis’ comments on the possibility’ of the negative trade and economic consequences of refusal. The people and groups who own and exercise the greatest economic and political power in Canada would be those most at risk of losing certain economic benefits were the US, to deny the favoura paid in return for the uae of Canada as a testins ground for its first strike nuclear weapons. Certainly cruise teeting does not benefit the people held hostage by an arms race that is perpetuated against their will and above their heads. ’ Man: Bnlutow,ki

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too much UW.drafts AIDS policy -Still . prejudice .

by Mike Soro Imprint etaff

Development of a campuswide policy on AIDS is in the initial stages at UW. The policy will guarantee the rights of people who

have

AIDS

or who

test

positive- for the HIV antibody to continue to work, teach or attend classes and participate in campus activities; where these activities do not poae a risk of transmission. Dr. Barbara Schumacher, Director of Health and Safety, began meeting with student and community groups in the fall of 1987 to draft a UW policy on AIDS.

The purpose

of the policy,

according to Dr, Schumacher, is to “set down guidelines for the handling of AIDS cases on campus, and to provide an opportunity for education and community input in an attempt to curb pub-

lic fear and hysteria.” The one page document is presently for discussion purposes only and is not yet univer“I want more sity policy. interaction and feedback with the university community,” said Dr. Schumacher, who anticipates the policy to .be finalized by the fall.

Later this month Dr. Schumacher is to meet with UW union, staff and faculty members. So far these groups have had little input on the statement. The philosophy .behind the policy draft is that, “a humanitarian, compassionate and nondiscriminatory approach should govern decisions involving employer-employee relations and interaction between students, faculty and staff.” The draft also recommends that individuals who test positive for the AIDS or HIV diseases be given the same treatment and consideration as those who suffer from ot’her

Internatiorial by John Mason Impritrtstaff Undergraduate students at UW will have a new option program available to them beginning in September 1988. The university senate approved the International Studies Option prop’osal at its December 19 meeting. The new option will offer stidents the opportunity to focus on international studies while

pursuing

their

major

disci-

pline. UW professors atid students long been involved in technical and academic cooperation in other countries, but no department or option has specificalljr focused on the growing interdependence of the. modern world. have

The new option will truly represent the growing trends of interaction in our world. Dr. Ron Bullock, a UW geography professor; who coordinated the development of the new option, says International Studies will encourage a flow of ideas and people across existing cultural and geographic boundaries, “The university,” he says, “has long been involved in other countries: UW biologists have worked on fresh water fish farming in Ethiopia; engineers have helped in’ the Sahel region of Africa with windmill technology for pumping water; geographers have aided Nigeria in the development of an inventory of resources through remote sensing technology; optometrists have brought vision care to people of the Caribbean region; and accountants have assisted Brazil collect massive corporate back taxes using advanced computerassisted auditing techniques.” International changes at UW,

professor

ex-

are underway each term a wide variety of Euro-

pean language courses are taught on a continuous basis, and UW students who study at approved

foreign

universities

can receive credit toward degree programs at Waterloo. The new option is expected to provide formal recognition to ail these activities. It will direct students from the various departments ,and disciplines of the

long-term

debilitating

Decisions

for

all cases

diseases. will be

made on a case by case basis and on the recommendations of the medical officer of health. Presently Western and Carlton have AIDS policies similar to UW’s draft, and late last year U of T released their policy on AIDS. AH three of these universities’ policies are a number of pages in length while UW’s is only a single page. Schaumacher explains that UW’s draft is only a single page because, unlike the ottier universities’ policies, it does not restate matters such as the handling of blood which is already outlined in existing university and government documents. “The policy is deliberately one page so that people will read it. Stir main purpose is awareness,” she said. Dr. Schaumaker welcomes

by Daneal Chatney Xmprint Staff According to John Montague, a Toronto social worker+ statistics indicate

that

sees it as benificial

if we “inte-

grate homosexuals into society” in order to learn and gather a better understanding of them. Montague said, contrary to what doctors used to believe+ homosexuality cannot be cured like a mental illness. In the past, homosexuals have been ridiculed by profeseionale; their doctors have treated them with hormoinput on the statement from any nal injections, psychosomatic groups or individuals. Copies of methods, and in extreme cases the AIDS policy draft can be caetration, in an attempt to cure picked up at Health and Safety* their “mental manifestation+” Montague said. It is often difficult for a -“straight” person to understand homosexuals, said Montague+

studies a reality

university toward two fundamental features of modern times: first, the increase in global, social, physical+ political, commercial, and technological interconnections; and second+ the strength of the cultural and political “divisions between countries. Studeats completing the program will have an understanding of how our world has become smaller, how basic political and cultural differences gather strength with technological advance, and how diverse the communities of the world are.

one out of ten peo-

ple in our society are homosexuals. Montague made the statement while discussing gay issues at WLU on January 11. Homosexuality cannot be cured nor will it fade in time, said Montague+ who

but this does not justify someone condemning it as wrong, he said, The false myths and narrow stereotypical images of homosexuality are everywhere, including university campuses. Montague gave the example of IJ of T’s Engineering paper Toike Oike. This newspaper was suspended temporarily after the October 10 issue featured sexist

and homophobic material, The Ontario Human Rights Commission encouraged U of T to ban the publication. Even U of T’s student paper, The Varsity, said the Toike Oike “has consistently printed... (material) which degrade and dehumanize both woman and homosexuals.” The paradox of the whole situation; says Montague, is that not only is t,he Canadian society prejudiced, but there is still prejudice among the helping professions.

Montague asked how if rofessionals cannot eliminate t R eir own

prejudices

and come

to an

understanding of homosexuality, can they help in educating others about homosexuality?

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OF SAND

to set some of the sharper mountains look like graceful stairways to the sky. While some the structures of the mountains are rounded, others are jagged and eaten away. The latter occurs in the

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“Ana Chubteck,” said the small * scruffy figure. winter when the snow melts down the “What did he+ay?’ mountains. “He said that he loves you,” she &aid in her strong Israeli accent+ The littl? : . In the summer, the water is mostly ’ hidden underground. There are a few boy in the long, dirty night gown iumned up trying to touch my fa&%Ie “.‘FWl:‘jmols of fresh water in-whkh to bath& shouted Thai sounded like “&a chubteck” again. Crazy kid. Then came the other kids to join him. One little girl was shouting the usual “muskim, muskim(gum)” aa she recognized a tourist. Picture the typical desert scene. A land that is dry, barren, and vast - occupied by nomadic wanders. Not exactly your idea of paradise! Last summer, I was in Israel to study Archeology and Talmud at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. I had the great luck of deciding to uit the university program I was in an % go on a seven day tour to the Sinai Desert. To the Sinai, my group took a mini van from Eilat (the Southern most city in ~Israel) to the Taba border between Israel and Egypt. We then drove further south into the Sinai, The heat was stifling and our van was air-conditioned only because it had no back. At times the heat became suffocating. Although each person brought a few back acks filled with belongings, we coul cr only *take the bare necessities when we hiked: two liters of water, a hat (worn at all times], a piece of cloth, a good pair of hiking shoes and perhaps a There atie also gorges between the durable and waterproof camera. mountains called Wadis. The gorges act as trails and in the winter this is where “Ana Chubteck,” said the the water collects. I walked through small scruffy figure. “What Wadi Tweta, Wadi Cluch and Wadi did he say?” “He said Jubal on my journey up and around the mountain ranges. The Bedouins set up that he loves you.” wells for their own drinking purposes. The nights in the desert are the most The trip was designed lu i;unsist of beautiful, Far away from city life, the two days of snorkeling in the coral sky lights up with millions of stars. Evbeaches and four and a half days of hiking in the mountains, Each day after our When the sun begin8 to set journey, we would arrive at camp nearsome of the sharper ing darkness; our bags with our clothes mountains look like graceful would be waiting. They were carried by the Bedouins on the camels from place stairways to the eky. to place. erything is silent, except for the occaThe Bedouins are nomadic Arabs who sional sound of a donkey braying or an dwell in the Sahara region, parts of angry camel. And if you’re fortunate Syria, and the Sinai desert. The tribe we. enough to sleep on the beach, the sounds were in contact with was the Jubilea. of the waves arg peaceful. They live both in permanent and nonThe sunsets of the desert are the most permanent dwellings near the village of Santa Katerina. exquisite; they are a deep red and rise at 6 a:m. on summer mornings. Every morning we would wake at six But how is the desert life for the peoto leave before the staggering heat beple who actually inhabit it? The Beginning at 8 a.m. If we did not wake up douins are a nomadic people who live all at six of seven, we would be woken hy over the Sinai Region. They are divided the sound of an angry camel who was into many tribes. being forced to carry our luggage. “Challa,” which is Hebrew for, a braided bread, was a major part of the day’s diet. We would put on chocolate, halva (sweet desert), cheese, jam, and peanut butter spreads. When I returned from Israel I was thirteen pounds heavier. The Sinai Peninsula is located between Eilat and Red Sea. If you are lookink for a deep tan, this is the place where you can get a totally new lafyer of darker

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property and there is, therefore, no need for elaboratb laws. The standard of living of the Bedouin is very low, In comparison to our society, the tribes would be considered low class with a poor standard of cleanliness. Their teeth are mostly rotted and their bodies are coated with dirt from the sand- of the desert. The clothes of most .of the children are tattered. Scidie’of the children wear old t-shirts and pants, The boys generally wear long night gowns like their fathers. Some of the richer children have running shoes and other signs of a civilized influence. The Bedouins wear long sleeves to protect themselves from the sun; and generally wear no shoes because their feet have become used to the tough terrain,

The soldiers seem especially suspicious when tourists arrive; they do not want anyone to litter, destroy or take home anything from the desert. Vitiitors are forbidden to take shells off the coral beaches because they are part of the life support system of the sea animals, The Bedouins burn all their waste, There are grocery stores i&%‘nia Kay terina village and the surrounding we?: The stores are generally used by the English speaking inhabitants or the tourists. The Bedouins have orchards where they grow dates, tea leaves ,and fruits. They make a flat dough by hand which is similar to the Israeli Pita. The days of the Bedouins are slow pace. It is’common to see the Bedouin men sitting around a fire, smoking and drinking tea. They sit there for hours chuckling and talking. The woman generally are out in the mountains herding the sheep and goats, and are responsible for rearing the children. The young boys and men can be found walking through the mountains with their camels, and will gladly transport luggage for you or be your guide. The Jubilea tribe are not divided by specific boundries from the other tribes. Their village and the village next door to them is divided by symbols of territory. The Bedouins know their desert and recognize another tribe’s orchard or the grave of another tribe’s Chief, Long ago, the Bedouins tribes were wanderers but now most of the tribes have established homes and schools. In Santa Katerina Village, there are many shacks which the Jubilea tribe occupy,

Far away from city life, the sky lights up with millions of stars. Woman and young girls wear the traditional costume: a thick, long black robe embellished by colourful tasqels. The married women wear a covering over their faces to hide their beauty away from other men. The bright veils are also decorated with beads and tassels. The inside of the Bedouin houses are generally very plain. I had the honour of entering one located in the village of Santa Katerina. This kind of permanent *habitat is the . home for only some Be-

douins. Many of the Bedouins move because they have to go where there is money to be made, In recent years, the amount of tourists and interest in the Sinai has increased. The tourists coming to the Sinai have become part of the Jubilea tribe’s means of survival. The small brick house I entered had a few chickens walking inside. Inside the house were carpets, which seemed to have several purposes. It was used to eat, sleep and sit on.

*round

If you are looking for a deep tan, this is the. place where you can get a totally new layer of darker skin.

The married women wear a covering over their face to hide their beauty away from other men.

skin. The Sinai’s summer temperature is forty above with humidity. The penetrating heat and silence of the desert gives it an atmosphere of peace and serenity, Sinai is also blessed with’ coral

The town of Santa Katerina ie not only famous for its giant cathedral which is inhabited by monks, but also for Mount Sinai. This mountain is famous because it was the one which Moses climbed to receive the Ten Commandments from God. The Jewish people believe it was here that God created the Jewish laws. Mount Sinai is very different from the others because it is the only one that commerce takes place on. As one climbs Mount Sinai, as I did at three in the morning watch Bedouin . .to se11 .mercnanfs ml;Juice . theto . sun .,. rise, a tourists. . . . tnrrsty This38 the first and only form of capitalism is this quiet region.

beaches.

The

two

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by john Ryan Imprint stoff When entropy has run its course and we have finally reached the heat death of the universe, I will turn, to the West with a far Qff look in m eyes, and reflect on the fact t I at for one magic night I was privileged to see Dalbello - the sultry SHE groover of Cyberpunk. After waiting o,n the edge of my seat f&“whaVaeemed like

around this’ t3iiiiId’atid back but never have I seen such an elaborate set-up in the Bombshelter. Neither have I seen such an army of sound dudes and music flunkies. Plenty of pre-gig laughs were provided by some guys in suits doing their damnedest to look like record company clowns, I laughed. till niy sides split to see these sillies doing impres. * .. their sions 01I ‘1 “coolness” and- pretending to be “insiders” in the conspiracy that holds us all in

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Maybe seeing .a band for the first time makes one a little more prone to be blown away, I don’t know; but HeimIich Maneuver, opening for I%stercene Replicas Friday night at The Bomber, seemed pretty awesome. I was familiar with Takin’ the A-Train for Jesus and In My Head, a song that has both the exalteddistinction on a What Wave magazine cassette and the dubious honour of being by far the best thing on CFNY’s Great Chtriio Rock compilation; however, I had never seen the .b&d live; my mind was a veritable empt canvas for the Heimlichs to 3:rush away on. Overcoming the obvious, normally debilitating liability of being from Hamilton, The Heimlich ‘Maneuver play a raunchy brand of hard-nosed rock that Nould fit well on virtually any American independent label from Homestead to SST [I say

American because as yet, in spite of being wellthroughout Ontario, n dian label of any size ha to commit them to vin Change of Heart, they delicate balam between fin

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But don’t think for a moment that s,he neglected the stuff from Who Man Four Says; no she not only acknowledged her past but revelled in it. Reworking classics like I Want To Get Close To You and serving up heaping dollops of love like Tango left the appreciative crowd in a swoon. After the far too short show I ran down to the Imprint office to try to convey the visual and aural magic into the printed word. 1 can only hope I did her justice.

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psych@ slavery. - Apparently the UW show was merely a dress rehearsal for dominance. A tune-up, an open rehearsal for Saturday’s Much,Music simulcast.

played locally, they barely man-

,glow utes, I was transported back to the moment I first heard Plastercene Replicas’ wonder’ful fourtrack EP of 1984, a rambunctious, exuberant mix of barely controlled guitars and an uncanny sense of pop songcraft. We didn’t hear Images Are Clear or Somewhere In The Middle, which the perverse bastards swear they never pla anymore, but the night was t eautifully capped with a sterling rendition I of Turtle Song to complement the more than acceptable litany of We Can Walk’s and AI1 I See’s, Not only that, but Plastercene Replicas accomplished that most Herculean of tasks facing bands playing on campus - turning the usually reserved, atone-faced local concert-goers into a humid horde of dancing idiots. They even had membera of the audience play an array of parcussion instruments without havinjl to resort to getting on their knees to beg for volunteers. No smhll tribute to a band that may be on the verge of something maisive,

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Visual vomit of the Vikings of Viscera how terrific it is.‘Really, we don’t know how this one got by the Ontario Censor Board. What we have here is an UNUSUALLY HIP Tom Jones (you know, the And a big hello to everybody guy your mother loves), surout their in VidLand today, The first item of interest on the Vikrounded by sensually provacative doodle-thingies, including a ing agenda is that the invincible screw going in and out of a piece Vikings finally met our number one fan, Cori Ferguson, at Phil’s of wood, scissors opening and closing, a nude woman riding a last week. It,.was an interesting white horse, and a dinner cover [to use a word that won’t throw us into litigation) encounter, lifting to reveal a jelly mould which is oddly reminiscent of a with the red-haired Laurier quivering breast. Which brings wench herself calling us “vermin” and “irresponsible journal- r us full circle to Tom again, who kind of reminds us of a tit in the ists,” along with other nasty phrases that really don’t bear re- first place. peating. However, our loyal fans Rating: Peversely GROOVY ‘shouldn’t worry - such attenJeff and the Fresh tion certainly won’t go to our D.J.‘“vky heads. lust because Mr. (sorry, Prince - Girls Ain’t Nuthin’ But that’s Miss) Ferguson does& Trouble &ow;” this ’ i’s ‘what’ videos ‘have anything better td do then read a rival school’s newspaper, should be about, This has got all rather than try to make her own the requisite ingredients for a rag semi-readable, we’ll still be classic: really cheesy production the same lovable slaughterers of values, lots of mugging for the disgusting Top Forty trash that camera that never actually beyou love to hate. And now, on comes annoying,‘and best of all, with the vids! a message for the viewer! Ide-ally, this message should be Art of Noise [featuring Tom an earth-shattering truth, and the message in this video is: girls Jones) - Kiss Et’s been a couple of weeks *are actually EVIL SUCCUBUS since we’ve seen this particular FROM HELL who gre only out to clip, and we atill can’t believe destroy the male race 8s we by Kevin Cog&o vies Imprint staff

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know it. Jeff and the Prince should be hailed as the prophetic geniuses that they are, letting us in on the evil, sick truth. Rating: Prophetically GROOVY Glass Tiger - My Soug Glass Tiger is in severe need of a life. This video shows off Glass Tiger bopping around in an Irish Glade, hob-nobbing with the local crowd of underage girls (whose. mothers are worried abdut them, we’pe sure), - and drinking in authentic Irish Pubs. Unfortutiately, all of this is

really stupid-‘cause Glass *Tiger they’d be beaten to a pulp within comes from Newmarket, for a matter of microseconds and exChrissakes! Our vocabulary posed ati ptissies that everybody knows (deep down and at an alruns out of adjectives for this clip - English just doesn’t hold a most quantunum sub-atomic sufficient number of words to level) they really are, This video, and more specifically this band, describe how STUPID the Tigers look drinking in a pub.., but, in the interest of science and journalism, we’ll try anyway: If anybody dressed like Glass Tiger walked into an authentic . Irish pub for real to order a int o’ the golden suds (probab Py a sexually assault your family! Corona E#ra Light instead of Rating: Dangerously UNCOOL I something manly like Guiness),

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Pain and the exquisite Atrocities showed goth wallys like Bauhaus up for the mainstream pop stars they were. Yes, let it be said that CD were once mighty. Sex and Drujs and Jesus Christ, spouted forth at the end of ‘88, amidst a flurry of scandal about a single cover (the image of Christ projected onto a woman’s naked body), and concert props (imagine for yourself], is quite shoddy musically. They’ve had some personnel changes recently, and Sex -and Drugs catches them at their most unimaginative. and incompetent. You’d think all the violence and hubub about Scorcese’s picture might inspire Valor to write some adequate music to go along with These loathsome pm&es that cling

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Contrary to the misinformation peddled by propagandiats of the Big Chill generation, rock and roll’s genesis was not rooted in the ascendancy of Motown and T Wanna HoId Your Hand.

How .the mighty have fallen. Chriatian Death, perhaps founders and probably the last bastion of what can only be described as hardcore goth, hould sooner die than sellout or compromise themselves, The inability or un: willingness to compromise their visions has made Valor and co.. one of the most unaffected sounds around. Albums lik& @&ly Theatre of And the rock and roll “era,” in grand old man Casey Kasem’s words, was not inaugurated by Buddy Hally, Little Richard, or the day that Don’t Be Cruel hit Number One. Rock’s a lot crustier than, that, having been sparked into existence out of the primordial soup of groundbreaking independent labels in the late 40s and early ’50s: Atlantic with a stable of doo-wop and R & B acts; Chicago’s Chess Records, featuring a formidable roster of great bluesmen from Muddy Waters to Sonny Boy Williamson to Howlin’ Wolf; and Memphis-based Sun Records. Mastermitided by Sam Phillips, Sun was a veritable crucible of rock and roll, the first label to record Elvis, Carl Perkins,

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by Chris hid Imprint staff The soundtrack’ to the film ‘Round Midnight is.a jazz-listener’s dream. This thoughtfullyassembled compilation effort gathers some of the finest acoustic jazz players of today, and recreates the brilliant sounds of jazz in the 1850s~ Instead of sounding like an indulgent egofeeder, the album come8 off as an astounding time-capsule of an era that, hopefully, will not be for&t ten. The entire project was maaterminded by the gifted Herbie Hancock, and reinforces his position at the forefront of contemporary music. His inimitable talent8 a8 a musician, a8 well as

This is one of two albums this trio put out in 1988. For those of you who may not recognize the name, Tangerine Dream utilizes

Dismissing the low points of this album is instant and effortless; Jimmy Hickey’s’ Waltz, Dunford’s Fancy and the This Land is Your Land outro are all anno ing inclusiona. from a de& 3; of material that has apparently ariaen from the toils of the last three yeara. These tunes or half-tunes are all quite short [two of them are instrumentals) 7 atid due to that strange trudii tional feel, seem like over-obvious attempts to remind u8 of Irishness in all its splendor. The rollicking upbeat stuff includes World Party, And A Bung On The Ear, and the album’s title track. These joyous tunes will have you galloping ground the may pole, or whatever ‘the hell traditional Irish people do,

Head start for happiness solos are reminiscent of his earl improvisational work wit ii Chick Corea, before the electronics, ‘Round Midnight is quite simply an astounding musical effoit-and is well worih a listen - for any musical taste. synthesizers and computers to have that crisp, digitally-limited produce\ enchanting instrumentone that one might think would tals lasting up to thirty minutes. accompany this technology. Virtually all of the band’s songs contain no vocals and LiveMiles is no exception. Thfs album ha8 merely two songs on it, named simply LiveMiles Port i and LiveMiies Part 2; each reach nearly a half hour in length. ’

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resiliency such that an octavian hip beat emerges. A11 right Mr. Mike Brown’ editor-in-chief, stop adding idiotic sentences to my reviews in your obvious and pathetic pursujt of hipness.

his ability to create the right chemistry among band members [he himself hand-picked the participating musicians) makes this album as structurally sound as it is musically superior. Without losing any continuity, each track stands on its own. It feiitures the haunting blues-flavour of Weather Report’s Wayne Shorter on soprano sax, and the searing tenor work of the film’s star Dexter Gordon, duelling with Freddie Hubbard’s trumpet cm a Thelo nious Monk tune. There is also Shorter on tenor during Bud P&ell’a pseudo-Big Band romp Una Noche Con Francis Vocalists, Chet Baker and Lonette McKee, usher the listener into a smoke-filled mid50’s jazz club with versions of FaisWe’ot)ler and the Gershwin’s How Long Has This Been Going On? Guitar virtuoso, Iohn McLaughlin, plucks his way through Hancock’s Latin Berangere’s Ni htmare, Bobby McFerrin warb f es through Monk’s title track and Hancock’s Chan’s Song, backed up by Hancock on piano, Ron Carter on bass, and the ageless Tony Williams on drums. Hancock’s moving piano

If you’re looking for an album that sounds like Jan Hammer’s Miami Vice, this isn’t it, There is a relaxed, soothing effect that comes from listening to music generated by microprocessors and computer chips. It doesn’t

Though the art& editor displays a look of pain upon mention of the trio, there is little one can criticize about the actual music, You either like instrumental music or you don’t.

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Fi~heknrn~‘~ Blues, the boys’ * third domestic LP, is a tonirig So for et everything you’ve One area which. could be imdown of the once-big music. I’m heard; tfl e Waterboys have proved upon is the length of the dsgned not to write tunes for the tempted to say they are pursuing songs. Longer songs fail to incorworld stage,- but will rather let a more tradition31 Irish folk arporate the different variety of but I’ve really no the world come to them. Firhsrsounds that would be found in - rangement, clue as to what such a thing mada Blues is one of the most four or five songs of shorter might be, : ‘moving, ersonal, and life. -aflengths; it co&l be summed up The oatcakes &&his a%&& . firming aPbums to truinpet forth as ati e>asy-lister?- -IL,=a long time. mesh with the vinyl’s inherent l

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The slower moments are of greater interest however, as we have the first cover tune of the Boys on vinyl. Van Morrison’s Sweet Thing shows Scott taking the rein8 of one of his idol’s vi- . sions with flawless ease end -grace. There’s also an adaptation of W. B. Yeats’ The Stolen Child, which is a must-hear. With a spoken word/sung chorus contrast-made successful thanks to Gaelic singer Tomas NIcKsown, this, the album’s stirring finale, is one of the most transcendent momentb on vinyl.

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The best mix on the album is tive originals justice. They are that of Alphaville’s 1888 hit monotonously-lengthy dance Dance With Me, highlighted by numbers that sre about as repetsome fast-tempo bongo percusitive as the last half of Mey Jude. sion. But don’t get me wrong. These Consequently, this compilasamples are perfect for any local mainstream, dance club. As a tion is recommended for dedifans only, matter of fact, the extended mix ’ cated Alphaville while others should wait for a of Red Rose is well flavoured new album. with a trumpet and a trombone. l

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our face with a grin e&y oti ike There’s A Barb&ion In Back Of My Car’s “He’s making all these promises you know he cannot keep /He made me pick him up now he won’t pay for gasoline /He’s drinking all my beers he’s wearing all my clothes /And if he winks at me f think I’ll take him home,” becomes a tirsome shtick after twelve songs.. ~_. ,, +

The last thing Voice of the Beehive probably want to hear are more interminable Bangles comparisons. Too bad, cui it’B all here: the same pleasant, breezy, but forgettable; Wa-inflected melodies; the iercing girl-group harmonies o P singers Tracey Bryn and Melissa Brooke Belland (a - yikes! - Abba comarison would almost be apt Kere); the Bangles jangle of semiacoustic guitars. They even share the same clumsineae when they attempt to rock out, This shouldn’t, by the way, be construed as a knock against Voice of the Beehive; their debut long-player, &at It Bee, which collecta U.K. indie chart-topding hits pushed to a respectable length with a‘modicum of filler, is quite a palatable, if less thav gripping, platter. There’s even a somewhat veiled attack at the insipid, lovewill -conquer-all romance cramming the charts in their pretensions to being wryly cynical of men and relationshi s. That’s not a wholly misgui cred tack, but lyrics that might crease

But there are still many fine moments: the summer t hummable pop of Don’t Cd P Me Baby [not, as far’as I know, co-written with Sheila Cop s]’ Man In The Moon, and I Wa Pk The Earth. There’s even. a dece”nt stab at some fake country on “Oh Love,” replete with whining harmonies and hokum, “Oh lordy” lyrics. And then there’s the gem, the superlative jangly pop of I Talk To No One, which could soften the stoniest of hearts. wholly unadventurous, but it’d be great to hear this coming over on a transistor radio, Next week: Gordon Lightfoot; His trials and tribulations with PCP. .

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Thb German band Alphavale [German -*s‘equivalent of U.K.‘s New Or 1 er and The Pet Shop Boys) is well known for its mainstream hop-along dance music. So, to keep their fans happy until they can release some new material, the trio present a compilation of four of their best known tracks, along with their reapective .,extended mixes. . The most noteworthy single is the brilliant 1984 album title track Forever Young, reminiscent of past loves, slow dances and the thought of growing old. Ack!

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For the most part, the extended mixes of Big In Japan and Red Rose do not do their respec-

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Rock and roll bands are a dime a dozen these days:Every major city in North America and elsewhere likely has several dozen competent acts hoping to “make it” in the music biz rat race: It’s

an overtihelming thought. Athens, Georgia, for instance, has produced more than ita share of good groups. The latest to pop up with a vinyl release ia The Tombstones, who barely manage to surpass the description of “just another rock ‘n’roll band.” The band’s name, as well as the “scary” cover art, would suggest psycho-billy in the vein of the Cramps. Upon hearing the material, it’s evident that this band has much more to offer. The lyrics are mainly concerned with death and gore but the music is well-crafted, occasionally bluesy rock reminiscent of early Gun Club. This disc has a lot going for it, It benefits from solid production, accomplished playing and distinctive singing. Its variety is

also an asset. The record contains ballads, punky fast tunes, an instrumental, and yes, a dirty rockabilly tune, The proceedings are also augmented by some acoustic and slide guitar. It is, however, fortunate that there are only eight songs on this mini-album. Any more, and this would likely become increasingly uninteresting. The Tombstones simply d&t do anything out of the ordinary and fail to write songs that stand out after repeated listenings. This is not a bad little slab. More importantly, the band shows plenty of potential for rising above rqck and roll mediocrity in the future.

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by Renata Sander-Re@er Xmprint staff Last Tuesday night the Centre in the Square was filled with almost constant laughter. What was the audience laughing at? Ross Petty and Paul Elliott’s production of Aladdin, starring Jeff Hyslop as Aladdin, .Karen Kain as the Genie of the Ring, Ross Petty as the evil Abanazar, and Bruno Gerussi as [believe it or not!) Aladdin’s mother, -the Widow Twankey. . Aladdin is performed in 19th century British pantomime tradition, transforming the tale of young Aladdin - who finds fortune, love and happiness ever

after with the help of a magical lamp - into burlesque. Afid the Elliott/Petty production has it aM - slapstick, song and dance, humour and ekaggerated raunchy ‘oktis, and lenty of sa-tire lace d with insu Pt. On the dance side, Aladdin is very strong. No wonder - prima ballerina Karen Kain is the star twinkletoes, ap earing in a hilarious pas de Beux with David Roxander, former princi al dancer with the NationhI Ba Ylet of Canada. Those two make quite the pair, and their little performance is the higelight of the entire show, Roxander, short and muscular, constantly lowers the taller Kain’s arms.from in front of his

face, grimaces as he lifts her off the ground, and follows her various turns with a bewildered expression. At one point he finds himself in the wrong position and gets kicked in the groin by his immediately-. apologetic partner, Funny and casual as this scene appears, it takes skill and precision to execute. . The choreography is marveloue, filling the stage with its energy and exuberance, performed with admirable timing by the chorus whose voices unfortunately leave a little to be desired. ’ The script also leaves a little to be desired, Granted, it moves quickly’ - never a dull moment with all those antics and the “Keystone Cops” pair - and the jokes are, on the whole, funny. But they got to be a bit much at a certain point; a definite case of humour overload. However, the jokes and the antics kept the lgrge crowd roaring

with laughter, and that is the whole point of a performance [to please the crowd), isn’t it? Thumbs up first to Hugh Durrant’s set - courts, shipyards, city streets and the Widow Twankey’s laundry. The latter

‘Thumps up! was especially exaggerated and funny. Thumbs up next to the cast, Hyslop portrays an especiauy endearing and dynamic Aladdin, while his real-life wife, Ruth Nichol plays an especially earthy and likeable [certainly not’ stuck up!] sort of girl-next-door princess. Bruno Girussi has plenty of fun hamming his way through the role of th+ garishly-clad

Widow Twankey, while Rosa Petty plays to the hilt his villain role, skillfully interacting with the audience who cau ht on early to hiss and boo wf en he appeared. His real-life wife Karen Kain looks beautiful on stage and dances wonderfully, but maintains an enigmatic character resence. Her, voice, a little. hig R-pitched and shallow for the stage, grated on me after a while, The play itself is fine. I had lots of fun and laughed as much as my neighbours [although some of the political jokes went over my head). _ But an indisputable thumbs down [with both hands!) to the General Foods (“Post” - a &orporate sponsor - pu b 1iC +ations on stage, both during and at the end of the performance. It ‘was definitely tacky. I don’t disagree with corporate sponsorship, but let’s keep the Sugar Bears off the stage,

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at Phil’s Grandson’s Place on January 25, so’if you still haven’t . seen them, go for it. The Blue Rodeo/Crash Vegas show set for Jan. 21 at Federation Hall is sold out, but you can still catch .Blue Rodeo at Stages on Jan. 31, Tom Cocbraae and Red Rider, appearing an. 26 at Fed Hall, is also sol d out, but try catching them at the University of Guelph on Jan. 26 (says Spotlight]. Kitchener’s Mayfair Hotel plays host to the legendary bluegrass musician Larry Spark8 on Jan. 21. This show is a matinee, so you might have to forfeit 8 lazy afternoon in the Campus Centre to catch this mu&t-see performance. the Weathermen r Finally,

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2q, 1989

Like a.house di fir& A-burn

by John Zachariah Imprint staff

When an American film addresses an important or controversial issue, the first tendency of the critics is to praise the film for being so daring and the second, to take it to task for being so irresDonsible; Alan Parker’s Mississippi Burning is such a film, la&d for drawing attention. to the issue of Souihern American racism- and reviled for its historical inaccuracy and social irresponsibility. The film deserves both its praise and its criticism, but it does not deserve the labels “innovative” or “daring .” Lurking underneath ail the born-. bastic good intentions is a VWY run-of-‘ihe-inill film.’ In 1964, three young civil

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During the obligatory pursuitand-capture scene of a suspense thriller, Kevin Kline in The January MQ~, (while being dragged down- the stairs by the killer), looks up at the tenanta of th6 apartment building and asks: t’How am I doin’?” Looking directly into the camera, his question is not only for the tenants, but for the audience as well, as he asks us to evaluate his actions and the filq tp, this ,point. In fact, Thti’Jantiary Ms’n is a film which is constantly badgering its audience to notice its loveable qualities, Like the new Ed on the block, it tries hard to be liked, no matter how badly it embarrasses itself. This film wants it all. It wants to be a full-blown suspense thriller and a cute romantic comedy, as well as a serious probe into manipultitive relationships. To this end, writer John Patrick Shanley [whose other credits include the beautifully-stylized Moonstruck and the wonderful Five Corners] uses a conventional suspense plot (serial killer roaming the streets of New York] as a frame and attempts to work within it to i;;i;ce both comedy and The ‘first scene establishes the suspense, but then it’s put on hold so the audience can meet all the characters, along with their faults. A hyper-tense mayor (Rod Steiger) is introduced along with bad-brother Frank (Harve Keitel], and good-brother Nit E [Kevin Kline]. There is bad blood between the brothers, with Frank’s wife [Susan Sarandon] the rich-bitch cause of some of their strife, This love triangle is augmented by Nick’s new love, the mayor’s daughter [Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio). No suspense-comedy is complete without a sidekick (Ed, the artist) and an angry, but respectful police captain. Once the players are set, the action resumes. But there are probleme. Not only are the characters not very loveable, but the plot is ridiculous. Using a very hackneyed plot to begin with, Shanley has Nick make the most absurd connections and deductions so that he will appear a genius - aJbe[t a eniua who needs a computer to f igure out the prime numbers to 31.

rights workers, two white northerners and one black .sou: therner, disappeared in Neshoba County, Mis&sippi after being arrested for speeding. Their bodies were later found in a nearby earth dam. On this historical skeleton rests the plot of Missis-

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ooseHiS,loose? It doesn’t workm a susPense covers some indication of the true source of their rivalry; plot. It seems more as if Shinl’ey The scenes between Kline and had initially intended to parody Mastrantonio are playful and the genre, but only went half full of sexual tension. These are way. What’s left is the ridicuthe best scenes in the film, as lousness without the ridicule. Mastrantonio brings subtlety Half the fault rests with the and controlled expression to the \ characters, Dtie partly to bad di- screen. Contrast this to the screams of rection and partly to stilted diaher father the mayor, and the logue, the players interact . without passion and try too hard problems become apparent. The film tries too hard for the laugh, for humour, for the cute scene, for the sus-’ The strength of Moonstruizk pense [which is never rpally and Five Corners was Shanley’s there] and for the dramatic conknack for representing Italian New York through subtle char- frontation, and thus can carry none of it off very well, actqrb ~,and notrso-rea:l realism, One of the better scenes is the To this end, both these films cascene at the ressed their characters, even the pursuit-and-capture end of the film,’ which is the minor, flawed ones; Moonclearest indication of parody in a atrucke’ adulteress professor and Five Corners’ ex-con both film badly in need of focus. It’s a funny scene;‘but’like the mayor’s had sensitive human cores, That sensitivity hardly shows screaming scenes (which aren’t through in The January Man. funny), the director seems to The mayor screams ninety per-- think he’s onto a good thing and ‘cent of his lines, and the evil lingers on the joke too long. He doesn’t know when to quit, brother scowls his way through and this makes the joke (and the the film. There are moments when the audience) tired. It’s this scene dialogue and the interaction be- where Kline asks: “How am I * tween characters work , though doin’?” “Not so well,” responds a te-these are few and far between. One scene between the tw’o nant I “Not so well,“resDonds the aubrothers reveals some ridiculous . plot advancement, but also pn- aience,

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Sex with Stan Oneness and beina-heavv by Jim Harman Imprint staff

Bored with what this campus has to offer in terms of entertainment? Does Fed Hall’s recent unearthing of all that was worst about the seventies give you the heebee jeebees? ,Does the prospect of hearing Paradise by the Dashboard Light in the Bomber just one more time leave you looking for a straight razor and a bucket of warm water? Well, there is an alternative: Go to someone else’s classes. Hold it, I know you’re saying, “Jim, you weirdo,” but if you’re selective, you can come up with some real gems, Why, as a matter of fact, just last week I attended Stan Fogel’s introductory class “Writing on the Body.” Rather than lecture, Professor Fogel, based at St. Jerome’s Col-

Speakers! i lege, had invited two speakers to address the class, Author A.S.A. Harrison read from her recent book Revelations: Essays on Striptease and Sexuality which was followed by a talk by “Gwendolyn,” a performance artist. Though I remained unconvinced by her politics, Harrison was enjoyable and the essayB she read from were well written and funny. Abusing my status as an Imprint Reporter, I shamelessly obtained a copy of her book under the pretence of reviewing it. Hah! Ha ha ha, Just kidding. Look for a review next week. Harrison argued that our per-

ceptions of strippers are a function of our affective thoughts about them, Yeah, inarguable but nothing new. She does make an interesting point concerning the relative difference with which popular opinion views male versus fe- . male strippers. Harrison states that male strippers earn higher wages, are respected for their success with women and their high earnings. “Their image is positive, upbea-t and charged with goodwill”. On the other hand, female strippers are viewed as immoral, disgusting, sleazy and behind the times, Despite the obvious hypocrisy of these conceptions+ Harrison sees the existence of malle strippers as a positive event, Until recently, erotic entertainment existed for. males alone. The right to indulge in sexual entertainment is yet another advance in the struggle for equality. Or so goes the argument. Next to, appear was performance-artist Gwendolyn, admittedly the reason why most of those not enrolled in the course were there. Good thing that she was on second, as Gwendolyn completely upstaged the more St rutting, subdued Harrison. funny and comEjletely unapolo-s getic, Gwendolyn, former stripper, presently a hooker, and now spokesperson for the Toronto Prostitutes Union, delivered an impassioned defence of her profession. Gwendolyn is not unfamiliar with UW - in fact she’s almost an alumnus. [Miss Mech Eng, Miss Chem Eng). Cwendol n not only defended her peers Y;ut delivered a few

“And this is where

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by Jim Herman Imprint staff Just what the hell is “new age”? Sadhana, playing at the Princess this weekend, professes to be a new age film. Since I don’t know what new scathing attacks upon selected targets, Favourites were police, prudes and feminists. Gwendolyn found the objectification argument particularly offensive, arguing that “I’m a whole person, if all vou see is the hole, then you’re-the ass.” Perhaps inevitably, the spector of AIDS reared it’s ugly head. Gwendolyn called the three P’s, Press, Police and Public, hypocritical for condemning Toronto’s prostitutes as harbingers of

age is, I could tell YOUthat Sadhana is a “docudrama.” What is a docudrama, you ask? These are potentially morally dishonest films that purport to show objective reality, via a created story pretending to unfold as it is filmed. s

This is not to suggest that Sadhana distorts the truth.- no, instead it films a fictional Western pilgrim on a spiritual “search for self’ in India. He walks around in a sort of pseudo-spiritual daze, spouting stuff like “I felt like an old soul after a long night across the span of time.”

that dreaded disease, while .at the Same time complaining .of their nasty littering habit. It seems there are an awful lot of condoms being left around. Complain about one or the other but not both, she said, as condoms [and hence, safe sex) and AIDS are mutually exclusive.

One shouldn’t be too critical. Sadhan does contain a great deal of interesting information . on spiritual events and celebrations, and includes many wonderful.images.

Stan Fogel was next up for the lecture purtion. .oE the class,, at which point I promptly left.

Recommended for those interested for anthropological reasons, but not for those seeking something to do Saturday or Sunday night. Maybe I just didn’t get it.

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Fishing forward to’ termination turning into a complete fish [cardboard, paper, glue and varnish maquette), who apparently multiplies [Genesis - Many).

by Renater Sander-Regisr Imprint staff It would be a shame for you to miss the UW Art Gallery’s most fascinating exhibition so far this season. Hilda WoolnoughJa Fishtides comprises four series of drawings reconstructing the le-

The images are interspersed with textual tidbits such as: “Some fish, as in the past, un.dergo great changes in sexual deMature first as velopment females of enormous size and l

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Seaman (the first risque image of the show) depicts Seaman mat1 ing with Seawomb (hints of Oedipus), Woolnough writes in her notes that we “cannot he sure whether his orgasm is pleasure or pain.” The twins Euglena and Astasia are the result of this union. But 1 wlon’t spoil the rest of the

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“listen” to wha@ the drawings have to say, they will tell you a lot. The Genesis series starts with water words: “In the beginning there was no sun, no moon, no stars. All was dark and every-

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drawings develops a skeleton ‘- As the fish brings the life-giving . [graphite frottage, coconut palm gifts, it takes on more....~d..mo~~~$, leaves maquette) and scales colour, rendered by co~&&$ (sardine can boxes maquettej, blocks and coloured pencils. Humanity first appears in the Narrative series. The ever-present fish - baaed on the transsexual Grouper - gives birth to Seawomb, who in turn bears the air-breathing, Season (also Seaman]. Narrative I- Mating of

where was water.” In the emptiness of this beginning appears the embossment of a fish (Genesis - Fish) who in subsequent

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“Ad animah are equal, but some me more equal than others..,” George Qrwell, Animal Farm ‘And with these -words.Y,the stage= “wae set . for- , Theatre Humber’s story-book interpretation of Orwell’s microcosmic Animal Farm. The performance was a clever musical adaptation to the work; unified by the carefrse naive narration of the ‘boy,’ rea cfing the tale from a giant picture book. The show’s effectiveness lay partly in it’s simplicity, It’s subtle merging of the child’s mind into the barnyard was done without blatant images or unnecessary detail. Each character, save the boy, became an-animal during the show, incorporating brilliant physical adaptations and slight costume alterations to discern the varied livestock depicted. Wearing headgear reminiscent of Peter Shaffer’s Equus, on stage costume changes were done uickly, efficiently and smooths y by the seemingly wellrehearsed cast. For the most part, the performers were solid and consistent. Despite a slightly indulgent Elvis impersonation, Mark Coghlan’s Napoleon was capably handled and suitably casted. His evil manipulation and seething leer captured the essence of what his Stalin-like character ,had become, Lorieann Huncar’a portrayal of the youthful narrator was impressively realistic. Her energetic character bounded around like Calvin and Hobbes’ Calvin, getting directly involved with some of the action and actually participating in a number of animal choruses. Tanya Allan’s brilliant talents were well documented in her roles as Mollie the Horse, the sheep and the hen, the latter endearing herself to the audience

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Insightful journey through -the garden. .

female academy for returning American Jews in increduality. Her comments about the ultraorthodox are enlightening in the wake of the most recent Israeli election results. Paris uses wit, constructive skepticism, a dogged questioning of the “status quo,” and favourtism toward the underdogs to bring new light to old apgumerits. But rightfully so, her obj@tivity takes ,leave when visiting Yad Vashem, the Holocaust museum. “No matter how many times one may have seen individual photos of that brutal time, nothing can be adequate preparation for the sustained shock of Yad Vashem. Facts and pictures are presented with stark restraint. In this spare simplicity, one encounters the entirety of

The Garden and the Gun: A Journey ineide Israel by Erna Paris Lester & Orpen Dennys 290 pages

by John Mason Imprint staff “I wanted to experience Israel directly, beyond the propaganda and counter-propaganda that depicted that country either as a reincarnation of Paradise whose leaders could do no wrong, or as

Fatalistic attitude the abode of war-lusty evildoers who could do no right.” Canadian Jew Erna Paris was confused, yet concerned about the situation ‘in Israel. She decided, the only way beyond the media fronts manipulated by the various factions was ‘to examine eoples’ lives and attitudes firstWalking after midnight? t: and. The result is a fascinating compilation of extended interfor the future in Israel. views and reactions with both Her journey takes her to a Israelis and Palestinians,; modZionist kibbutz (the garden] in erates and hardliners; the relithe Golan Heights, where Syrigious and the secular. Paris ans reglilarly shelled Jewish setsteps right into Israeli society, tlements before Israel captured giving her reader a better underthe Heights. standing of the conflicts and “The ‘garden’.was at the heart contradictions of this country of the dream; it promised settleand its people. ment and the regeneration of Beginning in Jerudalem, she Jewish life,” she writes. “But the soon discovers the fatalistioattigun wa8 also at the heart of the tudes of the urban Jew. They live . dream - as a guarantor of a radifor the present; no one can plan cal new vision. 73% new Jew’

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fading and .the gun has come to dominate. The pervasive * siege mentality has left the nation in a suspended state of war from which it can not escape. Despondent in the discovery of the “glorification of barbed wire” in the kibbutz brochure, she is dismayed to find it has taken on a transitional symbolism of a *‘death camp/armed kibbutz.” Her journey continues to the ultra-Orthodox sector of Jerdsalem. She watches an Orthodox

those years.” Paris falls short in one respect; the effort given to the Palestinian peoples is meager. She left Israel in 1987, shortly before the outbreak of the intifada and the resulting progress which has been made in the Arab - Israeli conflict. But in reading her book, one must see that struggle as inevitable, yet unwanted by both the Palestinians and Jews. The Garden and the Gun is a wondkrful and timely book with particular insights for concerned citizens of the world. It will better pre are you to comprehend ~rne oPthe barriers blocking the peace process in the Middle East.

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by Mike McGraw Imprint staff * You would have a hard time someone that Saturday night’s Guelph GryphonsWaterloo Warriors basketball tilt at Guelph was only the fourth game of the regular schedule and not a playoff match. From the roller derby t pe rumbles in the paint to the Pate game palm sweating trips down the floor, this gem had post-season written all over it. But when the stands were emptied and the Gryphons wer8 celebrating their 100-93 overtime victory, >a glance at the standings brought you back to reality. Despite the epic battle that had just transpired, both clubs were an even 2-2 and tied for third place in the OUAA West. But there’s still ‘three-quarters of a schedule left to lay in the West division, and i P Saturday night’s scorcher was any indication, both these teams will be right in the thick of things. The undefeated M&aster Marauders (414 lead the division with Laurier and Western [both 34 tied for second. Lakehead an& Windsor [both 1-3) are. dead: locked in fou.rth while Rro& wipes up the rear at O-4. : Another point of interest is the traditional unpredictabi@y.> @f the, division. H-qw wild *is- :the west this year7 Try this gne Gut - on Saturday, ‘pre~ioui1y unvictorious Windsor walkhd into previously unbeaten Western’s gym and shocked the ‘Stangs, 8% 86. Remember: Wkterloo la’mbasted Windsor by 37 points and the Mustangs crushed Waterloo by 14, So Western should have won by 51, right? You figure it out. Saturday’s game proved that Guelph is finally reaping the fruits of its summer recruiting spree, as 6%” rookies Eric Hammond and Tim Mau stalked the laneways like fifth year all-Canadians. Hammond, looking very much convincing

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like a young Patrick Ewing, popped in 30 points, grabbed 14 rebounds, swatted away three shots, was whistled, twice for ,goaltending and once for hanging on the rim, ‘and brought the crowd to its feet with a coast to coast drive topped off with a two-handed monster jam. * His partner Mau, whose game resembles that of Kevin McHale, was reliable, not flashy, as he potted 24 points. and and snatched eight rebounds. WLUtransfer, Rene Luypaert pitched in 18 points. The Warriors continued to .Cometogether as a team, proving .they are no longer to be referred to as Tom Schneider and the Waterloo l&~rriors. Schneider, the West division’s leading scorer, le d UW, with a cool, quiet 24 points, btit he got good help - 17 points from big man Ron Braley, who, playing with qpainful toe injury, has marked the rebirth of UW’s inside game, and ?t3 from frosh Andy Zienchuk, who is doing great justice to Rob Froese’s old number ten. Chris Troyak netted 11 uirhile John Bilawey and Jeremy M,oore provided nine apiece. , Rut for all the game’s exciteII&& the Gryphc6s won it plain and simple as .p&siblei e from* the fo.ul&ipe.* Let’s pick it up with 1:42 left in regulation and UW leading 8%85 after eraging a l&point Guelph. lea,d. First, Hammond and Mau both hit two free throws apiece to tie it, and as the clock wound down to :32, another freebee put Guelph up, 9043% The charity stripe war continued, as with :M remaining, Troyak nailed two clutc.h free throws to give UW a 91-90 bulge. The Gryphons stormed back down the floor, but as Luypaert went up for what might have been the clinching jumper, Troyak swatted his attempt out of bounds. With nine seconds left to go, Mau tried to in-bound the ball, but an overexuberant Warrior, John Clark, touched it be-

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fore Mau had.% chance to throw it in, The result tias a technical foul, which Mau buried to force the game into CT. The extra frame was rough and tumble much like regulation, and the Gryphons kept pumping them in from the charity stripe to win the match. Five of their nine OT points were from the line. A Schneider1 jumper was all UW could muster as its high octane offence ran out of fuel. Funny, but for all their free throw prowess, the Gryphons were just 26-of-36 from the line while the Warriors shot a healthy 27-for-32, :;: ‘“It was a great game,” said Waterloo head coach Don McCrae. “We did so many dumb things down the stretch, but we still bad chances to win it. We got in a war with them at the end, but we really g0t banged around in the first half. We had ample opportunities to win. the ame at the end, but we’re still d ealing with inexperience here. I”m pleased with this game, this was one of 0x6 best of the season.” An enthusiastic crowd in the archaic Guelph gym watched as Braley and Hammond traded early -baskets frqm, the‘ paint to leave it tied&l~,: 1. aif%r .%’ sixmin- , utes. Hamn;oriid

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velvet-touch juniper to ptit the Gryphons up 19-13, but some tenacity from ,you’ng Zienchuk brought UW back to tie it at ‘1% 19. With Mau and Hammond pounding away in the key, the Gryphons bolted to another lead, this one 41931, but once again the Warriors crept back into it, and the GuelphIead was shaved to 46-42 with 2:26 left before the half, The Gryphons led 52-44 at halftime. The Warriors toughened up on defence and began to find their touch on offence in the second half, and with 14:25 remaining, the Gryphons led by a slim 58-56 margin. But as has become habit lately, the Warriors went for a bit of a dive, as Guelph went on a

Roil &al&v and John~‘Claik-iyssle ’ 3:I:. ,..I 7 r-: .f::. _ r ih;:‘;.Lyjc*.~.I;if fm.,r,Jcml ;“,;b L i*:. , :;*rifi’i L a..-..:-c l(l-pointrun to take&8-5@ba& The .GueLph jr bulge went. no higher than 12, leading 73-61 with just over IO minutes re-’ maiting. It was a rare-four-point play by Zienchuk (three-pointer and a . foul] that started the UW comeback snowball rolling again. In the next four minutes, UW outgunned the Gryphons 16-4 to tie it at 77-77 with 6:27 left in regulation. That’s when the play-off atmosphere was most evident, as neither team led by more than four the rest of the way. The Warriors host their first; ever weekend doubleheader starting tonight against the newcomers to the OUAA West, the Lakehead Nor’Westers. Tip-off

The Waterloo hockey Warriors continued their busy road schedule last week, travelling to Western on Wednesday, January 11, and then on to Kingston to play Queen’s and RMC on the weekend. Unfortunately, two of the games ended up being additions to the loss column. The strong Mustang team edged the Warriors 7-8, and Queen’s upset them 5-3. An angry Waterloo squad

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thrashing them in a lO+hellaquing. These two losses have now put the Warriors in a muchless comfortable position in the tough OUAA Central division. Waterloo still holds on to second place.

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tagipht Ia -tit 8 p.r~;. while I otiorrow s’game getsunder way’at 2 p.m. After that, the Warriors corn lete what will be a busy wee E as they travel to St.$at& rines on Wednesday, ariuary 25 tci face the cellar-dwe I ling Brock Badgers. No doubt these three games hold the possibility of a UW sweep, and a chance to get into the thick of the divisional race, HOOP NOTES: Bilawey stood fourth among the West division’s leading rebounders as of January 9, averaging 8.5 a game... Braley stood third in division scoring behind Schneider and Mike Alessio of WLU after two games, averaging 20 ppg. Schneider was averaging 22 ppg*

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However, York is on!y two points behind. The pressure is now on the UW team to keep that spot. “It was ‘a big win for them,” stated Waterloo coach Don McKee about the loss to Western. Both teams were feeling each other out, the mptual respect is there, but there certainly isn’t any mutual friendship. Neither team showed great discipline as 34 minutes in penalties were called on the Warriors and 28 on the Mustangs. In fact, it was a penalty at l&44 of the third period that cost Waterloo. Western scored a power play goal 33 seconds later to give them a 7-6 lead. Two more penalties by UW belayed any chance to come back and tie the game.

Chris Glover led the way with two goals, with Ian Pound, Tony Crisp, Clark Day, and{ Todd Coulter rounding out the scoring. The goaltending was suspect, as Mike Bishop had a very rare lacklustre effort between the posts. + On Saturday, Queen’s played a smart hocke game. They may lack in talent, i ut they do have a go&d power play. The Gaels scored two power play goals against the Warriors, the margin of the game: Waterloo had drily two opportunities with a man advantage, but had several scaring chances. The puck just didn’t want to go in. Dave “Smiley” Fennell, Glover, and Crisp were the marksmen for Waterloo. Steve Linseman, the Waterloo captain,

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helped out with two assists in the game, The frustrated Warrior team went into the RMC match confident of a win. There wasn’t any way that they would lose three in arow, especially at the hands of the inferior Redmen, RMC provided ample opportunity for Waterloo to work its special teams, specifically the power play unit. The unit responded quite well, It was a fantastic effort as the Warriors popped in six goals with an extra player. Bishop earned the shutout 24 saves, erasing

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the memory of the previous two games where 12 godi were slipped in behind him. Glover continued his scoring tiays, netting three goals and

picking up an assist, John Goodman, Dan Tsandelis, and Coulter all scored a goal and an assist each, with Fennell, Crisp, John Dietrich, and Jamie McKee all joining in the slaughter. Brian Ross also had a superb game’ with three assists. Waterloo is off to Ottawa and then into Quebec this weekend. The Warriors face the Ottawa Gee Gees on Saturday afternoon and the number two-ranked. UQTR (Trois-Ftivieres) Patriotes In a Sunday matinee. Trois-Rivieres is expected to be the tough one. The Warriors need to grab at least three points over the next two days; however, UW could use two wins to get ’ them back on track.

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Squash Athenas cream of’ crap by Glenn Hauer Imprint staff

Two hours a day, five days a week, the Athenas are put through a training regimen inWomen’s squash? You mean, cluding 45 minutes of drills, there is a team? At Waterloo? court sprints, and cardiovascuYes, and it is one of the most lar fitness. During the rest of the successful teams at Waterloo ‘time, they play against their this year. In the past, it has been teammates. the squash team. The men’s Weekends are usually ,taken squad, a perennial second be- up with tournaments, against hind the powerful Western Muad club teams or in interuniversity tangs, is creeping up to the Lev&~ play. League&y consists of two required of the champions. tournaments, followed by the It is the little known women’s OWIAA championship. team that has improved dramatically over the last three years. They have moved into’a position to challenge for the OWIAA crown. The Athenae should be Western, with their mighty squash Program, has fallen behind. There are several reasons for the Athena&’ ascent, The have: nicked. UD some talent, t x ersbv iaising the-alder memhere”‘lev& of play, and have a dedicated, hard workitig coach, ‘Chico Silverstri, now in his fourth season as head coach of the Athena squash team, also leads the Warrior tinnis and the badminton teams, showing an incredible amunt of devotion for a part-time coach..

The Athena eqursh players are renowned for their fitness The Athena rackets uia$ers are renowned for their Kess. Coach Silverstri, who runs, cycles, and weight train8 daily, is obviously a believer in the fitnes8 of his athletes. Whereas, most other schools do not have scheduled practice times, Wsterloo follows a highly structured format.

the number OEMaeed this weekend at the Cross43ver at Mac* The first tournament was played last fall here in Waterloo, the West Sectiohal. This ‘weekend, Waterloo travels to Hamiltori to play in the’ Combined East.-West Crossover at McMaster, ‘J3ased on the results of these tw.o weekenda, the team8 are seeded l-8, The OWIAA championshi begins with: a round of play wit K the No. 1 seed playing the No. 8 seed, twa playing seven, three pitted against six, and four against five. In this way, the teams are sRlit into two groups of four, one to play jn a championship round robin, the other in a consuwon round robi:n. The Waterloo Athena players expect to be the number one team all the way, at‘ the very least number two+ They had very encouraging results at the West Sectional in November, Western fell to defeat at the hands of Waterloo for the first time in years. The Athena8 are now poised to move into the OWIAA championship and take it from the Mustangs.

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n a hole! by Glenn Hauar Imprint staff The slump is still on. The Waterloo Warriors volleyball team continues to disappoint as they play Ftrong teams from across the .country. The University of Winnipeg hosted its annual Invitational volleyball tournament last weekend, and expected Waterloo to be, competing for the gold medal. It was not to be. The Wesmen met Waterloo in their first match, defeating the Warriors 31 with scores of 15-10, 15-10, ~a 15, and 15-6. Saskatchewan had easier time of it later on that evening, sweeping UW 3-O by scores of 15-12, 15-6, and 16-14. Not a great start to the tournament. !‘We were awfully flat,” commented Rob Atkinson, the Warrior coach, “We missed Tony Martins at setter. He was injured early on, But Lech Bekesza did a great job for us. However, we missed him at his offside position,,’ Atkinson continued by saying that there was$t any excuse for the losses by his team. An obviously unhappy ctiach, he is struggling to get his players back into their usual winning

ways. On the next day, Waterloo was .matched up against Western and Laval. They were successful in the Western match, defeating their London rivals 15-8, 15-12, and 15-11. Unfortunately, they were not so lucky against Laval, losing 3-O to the ranked Quebec team, Nevertheless, the Warriors managed to squeak into the bronze medal game with their win over Western. This was where the Warriors realized how far they have fallen. The Mustangs shocked.UW 16-14, 15-13, and 15-13 to take the bronze. “This team needs help now. Western knows that they can beat us, and other teams will jump-on the bandwagon. The game on Tuesday against Western is the most important this year. We need some support from the Waterloo fans. I’m sure Western will send some.” Coach Atkinson.is asking for some spiritual support for his team,, They need it now. This Tuesday at 8 p.m. in the PAC, the Warriors will host the now confident Mustangs. Come on out and give this talented team the boost it requires to get out of ‘the slump.”

One of the primary reasons for this improvement over the last two years is the arrival of two top squash players, Louise Waite and Diane Lee. Waite arrived one year ago, and Lee transferred from Western this year. With captain and fortier MVP Diane Hutchison, this group represents a rather solid nucleus for the top three seeds on the team. Battling it out for the fourth, fifth, and sixth positions are three much-*himproved players, Sandy Brundle, Michelle Sam- . ways, and Liana Cooper. Coach Silverstri has some tough decisions to make, as both of the top and bottom three tare so closely competitive on the court. However, with the six players he has, Silverstri must be very happy. He provided some information on each of his athletes, but if you really want to see just how good these women really are, go to one of their practices in

the PAC, and captain of the team. Keeps Louise Waite - The top player in the younger players in line -the the OWIAA league. Waite has “mother” as her coach calls her. played on the junior National Sandy Brundle - A very comteam. Sometimes finds it tough etitive, intense player. The to compete, to get up mentally, It ardest worker, Biundle has all for each match since she is such a the skills, but needs to work on strong player. Very powerful, the mental aspect of the game. Louise may not volley enough, Noboby told Brundle how tough but when she is not pushed, why it is supposed to be playing in the should she? top seeds. She somehow manDiane Lee - The transfer from ages to Win anyway. Western, Lee is originally from 4 Liana Cooper - Owner of the Guyana where she played on the “lethal weapon,” a powerful National team. A precision forehand drive. Tall, aggressive, player, Lee changes the pace and mentally toug’h, her opponents places the ball very well, Not ag- will play to her backhalid. Her gressive enough to consistently backhand stroke is now adetake matches from Wait&%11 quate. Great potential. ’ have to be at the top of her game Michelle Samways - A returnagainst her Western opponent. ing cogop student, Samways has Dime Hutchison - A former number one seed, bumped to the excellent ground strokes. Howthree position with the arrival of ever, the killer instinct is not Waite and Lee. Has taken the there. She lacks the aggression downward move very well, in of her teammates. Provides stafact, Hutchison is still the leader bility to ,the Athenas,

Track team kicks into gear UW indoor track kicked off its 1980 season last weckend, criss- I crossing southern Ontario as athletes competed” in three different meets. On Friday night the Han&on Spectator games, a meet that is part of the Grand Prix circuit, saw several.Waterloo sprinters compete with some top calibre competition. The busy schedule continued , the next day at.the University of Toronto %lue and White ’ First Chance Qualtiier, and concluded * on Sunday at the York Univercity Allcomers meet. h Hamilton, Paul Meikle set a UW record in the 50m, while at the same time winning the gold mdal in the university men% invitational event, A couple of bronze inedals were earned by Waterloo relay teams: the 4x1 Iap relay team of Simon Foote, Domenic Lonuzzo, Peter Papp, and Lawrence Rubin; and the 4x3 lap team consisting of Derek King, Scott McClellan, Meikle, and Mark Stender. This meet, which was sold out last year as part of Ben Johnson’s quest for gold, was only at half capacity this time around. This was even with many medalists from the Seoul Olympics racing. It was also a chance for UW athlete McClellan to meet and have his photo taken with Steve Cram, the world mile record holder, from Great Britain. The next day in Toronto, an inspired McClellan ,decisively defeated all comers in the 1,000m (2:33.8) at the Blue and White Qualifier. Shamir Jamal (2:38.8] and Sean McCann(239.0) placed third and fourth in the same race.

thoner Peter Maher in the .In the men’s l,500m, Alan Faulds ran the best time amongst five’ 3000m. Ernst’s time of 8:23 fis a U%V members competing, with a best for him, putting him back on track after an unfortunate colliswift 4:07. sian with a K-W tranait bus on Jill Francis, easily won the 1,000rn in Toronto with a time of the Ring Road last ear. In the 1500m, S Eamfr lamal 3:14. Francis, a strong cross’ country runner, is expected to, ran a .very strong 4:01, placing third behind the durable Olymlead the UW women in middle pic marathoner, Maher, who distance events this winter. won with a 357. Another runner who is running York University will again be well, constantly improving, is Mwni Aitken. who Dlaced sixth . the hoat for yet another track meet, hosting- the York Invitain a tough 136orn f&d. is The Warrior sprinters also tional this weekend. Waterloo sending a full complement of went to Toronto in force. Meikle, athletes. a workhorse in ,thsshsrt explosive races, continued his impressive ahowing by running the 6Ori1 in 7.24, qualifying him for the final in this event. However, four races iti two days took its tot1 on Meikle, as he struggled to a 7.23 in the final, well off his 7.08 personal best [also a UW record]. The other Warriors who raced did not place in any of the sprint events. Two 4x800m relay teams entered on behalf of Waterloo in the final event in the Toronto Qualifier, It was a successful bid, as the A team of McCann, Alan Faulds, Mark DesLauriers, and Stender won the event (8:ls]. Stender timed his kick perfectly, winning the race in the final five The Greatest Snow on Earth! metres overtaking a shocked RMC runner; The B team of Jeff Barrett, John Gonos, Meikle Alta, Brighton, Deer Valley, (once again), and Dale Lapham Park City, Pa&West, Snowbird; placed fourth. Only two UW athletes comand Solitude peted at the York Allcomers meet, Paul Ernst placed a respectable third running against National Cross Country team member Alan Hagli and maraFly/Drive Packageswith lifts and Daily Buffet B&fast -

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lMac swimmers drown Warriors and Athena8 by Graeme Peppier Imprint etmff There was never any question as to the outcome of the January 13 confrontation between the McMaster Marauders and Watellloo Warriors, and a bug moving from swimmer to swimmer did little to enhance matters. For those c’apable of ,making the trip to Hamilton, illness or not, there was but one victory to be had - the final 4xlm-metre freestyle relay which saw Mac’s top three finishing teams all run as exhibitions, That the hqsts had as many ~~~~~~t~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ eleventh and last says more for the depth of h&Master’s program than for the lack thereof in the Warrior’s ‘camp. The final score of 86 to’ 29 says it even louder. Hamilton boasts one of the top age group teams in the country - the Hamilton-Wentworth Aquatic Club. Their coach, Gaye Stratton, also coaches the varsity swimmers. ,,Hence, a good percentage of his athletes stay with him for their entire competitive careers. That kind of continuity does little harm to the program, Swimmers are well rehearsed with the coach’s technique and vice-versa. Most, in fact, have trained together for as Long as they’ve swam and they’ve learned to exp.ect a lot from each other; their capacity to motivate one another is enormous and makes Mac a combative team and one that simply enjoys itself in the process. They knew not to expect much from Waterloo and when you’re

nationally ranked with national calibre swimmers in your ranks, you can afford to think that way despite what talent and determination your -opponents may have; they knew they had more, and, on this night, lots more at that. If Waterloo was hurting from the flu and was to rely on the few healthy bodies left, then Mike Cash’s early morning - audition for the Ice Capades was poorly timed; his back flip on the treacherous ice on campus left him with a leg numbed by painl Still, he did well to take third place in the zoo-metre free; he took second position in the 400metre event of the same stroke and did it in a time faster than he’d ever gone before. Teammate, Jason Krupp, looked as bad as he felt but still got on with the job. He eased himself through the 1,500-metre free and was rewarded with third place for the effort and later would tackle the grueling ZOO-metre fly, his best event on any other night but this one. Scott Whyte is back with the team after his fall work-term and his sprinting abilities are much in demand. He took third lacb in the SO-metre free, a place 1.ehind his flying teammate, Chris Cupidio. Whyte followed that race up with a second place ‘in the loo-metre free. Dave Dineen was able to score a point each in his 200-metre I.M. and backstroke events while Eric Fergin swepped through the rtoo-metre breaststroke as impressively as he has ever done to earn a second place finish. While few men were able to buffer the McMaster pillaging, the gap between the turbo

charged entries from Mac and the normally -aspirated class from Waterloo was evident amongst the women as wellbut to a much lesser degree, The Athenas have a healthy crop of talent: they are capable of giving any womep’s team in Ontario a challenge: although; the lopsided score of 61 to 35 in Mac’s favour may indicate otherwise. ’ Lesley Horton, Sheryl Slater, and Corrie Powell were all winners of events during the evening. Horton took the laurels for the ZOO-metre free and followed that up with a third in the 400-metre free,

Slater, meanwhile, won the ’ and Nancy Crump scored with 800-metie free in fine style and their second places in the SOdid so on1 moments after havmetre free and 2O&metre breasting camp Yeted an exhausting stroke, respectively, and veteran 400-metre I.M.. She also led Sue Masson surprised hereelf by home Horton in the 400-metre surpassing the standard refree and scored a oint in the quired to swim at the CIAU ZOO-metre backstro i: e. championships, Corrie Powell’s light-haarted was a close second in approach to the world serves her theMasson backstroke with a well in competition. She’ll al- time200-metre fast enough to qualify for ways swim the dreaded ZOO- the nationaIchampionships. The metre fly, always do well, and ebullient fifth year math stualways laugh about it afterward: she won it again, and did so dent, benefitting from a full season of training uninterrupted bs: without the benefit of a proper r work-terms, is only: fractionally warm-up. Kris Jackshaw was a point away from making the standard scorer in the 8000metre free and in the’ loo-metre backstroke ai well. * 200-metre I.M. Matina Juricic

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by Blair Falconer After a month of grueling workouts, the Athena indoor field hockey team is ready and eager, jrnticipating their first test this weekend at the ‘York Invitational tournament. Indoor field hockey is a new and very fast growing OWIAA sport. Since its inception in’ the early jg8Os as a training method for national team members, indoor field hockey has emerged as a sport in ita own right. University sanctioned* championships began in 1985, and nine of the ten schools which field outdoor teams also compete indoor. This provides a high level of competitionin university events - the f_

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goalkeeper on the floor, as in ice Athenas look on the indoor championship as an event alhuckey, there is “nowhere to most on par with the traditional hide,” says Judy McCrae, the Athenaa coach, “but I like the outdoor season. look of our squad.” The indoor version of field The Athenas will be led by Onhockey combines the fast pace of ice hocke with the strategy of tario Indoor Selects team members Annktte Koehler and basketbal Y. A low wall on the Janet MacPherson, with strong sides of the playing surface contributions expected from sekeeps the ball in play and free substitution of players lets the niors Alison Brown, Maureen action continue at breakneck Owens, and Chris McNeill. Another prayer which excites 8 eed as fresh players hit the R oor. coach McCrae is rookie goalAt the game time, the “striking keeper Jennifer Murray. “Jennifer is a very, active circle,” a semi-cjrcle around the keeper, she likes to get involved. gpal inside of which a shooter In indoor thKis a great asset; must to score, forces the use of subtle plays and lightning 5 since she can take penalties and breaks to set up chances. get the ball moving quickly upWith only five forwards and a court .+’

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moving the puck out of your own end and moving it up ice to attack the opposition. This part of the game (lack of] was instrumental in the Warrior’s recent I loss to Western, The Warriors were trying to force the puck forward instead of taking what was given to them, this caused turnovers which were translated into Western goals. It was a tough way to learn this lesson but maybe now the players realize you have to play within yourself and as a unit in order to succeed. The final ingredient to success is the specialty teams: it has been said that games are won or lost on the powerplay. Many elaborate plays ar6 used to try to increase the efficiency of the available talent, but it basically boils down to knowing both your strengths and weaknesses and your opponents. If the team you face has very aggressive penalty-killers, you try to draw one or more of them to you freeing up a teammate for a scoring chance. If the penaltykilling you face is positional and passive, you can work it around waiting for a mistake and thus a scoring chance or you can put the puck back to the point and go to the net for a screen of deflection. Anyway you look at it, a powerplay needs a lot of practice so everyone knows what to do and when. Penalty-killing and shutting down the oppositions’ powerlay gives the whole team a Roost, Scoring a short-handed goal not only gives the team a tremendous boost but really demoralizes the opposition. with all these ingredients in place, the Warriors would be well on their way toward a birth in the Nationals.

of junior hockey because their academic standards are lower than Waterloo’s. Another obstacle was the disheartening tie to Ryerson with no time left in regulation play. This game hurt the team not because UW came out with only one point instead of two, but because of the way in whichit happened that caused a reaction like driving a monkey wrench into the moving gears of a well oiled machine. Team morale was at an alltime low and the next game was against a tough but beatable McGill team, and the Warriors lost a close one. These problems are behind them, and another was swept aside which contributed to the strong showing in Calgary. The problem I’m speaking of is not unique to the UW hockey team: it’s one that affects all competitive sports teams -internal conflict. Anyone that has played on a competitive team should be able to relate to this problem, and knows it neverreally goes away until the season ends, A Typical example is that one player says that he/she is playing better than another and deserves more playing time. No matter how true it may be, this kind of attitude does

not breed winning teams, and winning is the objective of every member of a team. I believe this team is not only OUAA championship material but has a realistic shot at a national title. This can be most easily achieved through cool heads, encouraging each other and hard work. The players must realize that are individuals in a situation that calls for a great deal of teamwork to succeed and whether their contributionto then team is great or small, they are still members of an excellexit hockey program’ and this is an accomplishment in itself, which they should be proud of. The team has one goal in mind winning in the playoffs. Yes, r would be nice to win the division and have home ice advantage but the NHL has proven many times thai it is pdssible for a team to burn itself out in attempting to achieve a division title. Waterloo has not won a playoff game in years and the objective is a trip to the nationals. You may say that this is every team’s goal. Yes. But there is a little more pl’essure on the UW coaching staff to make it to the nationals and do well. The team could lose close to half its layers to graduation or ineligi 1 ility and recruiting is so much easier if a team is given the widespread media exposure that an -appear; ante in the nationals brings. r There are’ three proven ingredients which win playoff games: goaltending, defence, and specialty teams, The goaltending ingredient is taken care of right off the bat, as Mike Bishop is a great goaltender and seems to shine even more when the pressure is and played excellent squash on. Though people may not realthroughout the weekend. Trent ize it, back-up goalie Jamey SolHaase, eff Deverill and Lee Marleman is a very comnetent shall a1’so went undefeated. too. Thi go&nders Playing in the number one goaltender play a large part in a layoff spot, Ron Hurst started strongly game but cannot do it al Pthemby drubbing Toronto’s number selves, This is where defence beone pla er, g-0, but succumbed crucial. to the B u on Friday evening. He comes * By defence I mean team demade a-game effort, but dropped not just plays by defencehis last four matches by close fence, men. Team defence encompasses scores. Last year’s varsity much of the game - from forchampion, Steve Millard, nar- so coming back and picking rowly missed a perfect’score. In wards a man to finishing a check. five games, he lost only one upThis of the game stresses match, to Queen’s number two the use part of the brain, being able to player, Guy Gordon. size up situations and come up February 3 and 4,-the Warriors the best alternative to imjourney to *Montreal for the with the team’s chances of scorOUAA playoffs. They look like a prove This brings up the most good bet to win the silver medal, ing. aspect of defence: the which they have taken home for important transition game, which includes the past two seasons. . r------I---VALUABLE COUPON ----------1 1

AnOther sectmd for ‘SquashWarriors Last weekend, the University of Waterloo hosted the annual OUAA -CrmtcOver men’s squash tournament. In this competition, teams from each of the East and West sections play every team from the opposing section in a round-robin tournament. Each team fields six play: era; Both Western and Waterloo were undefeated in the weekend matches, bu.t Western emerged as the overall champion with 30 points, while Waterloo followed close behind with 26 points.

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The new year is supposed to bring new hbpe, a sense of contentment and most of all, time to reflect on the past year. Solet me be trendy and reflect on the year the Waterloo Warriors hockey team has had and my view of where they are going. The Warriors’ record stands at ten wins, four losses, and three ties, This puts the Warriors in second place in the CXJAA Central, the league’s toughest division. This is more of an accomplishment than it looks at a first glance, considering some of the trying times the te-am has endured so far this season. One of the major obstacles of the past year was the three-game suepension of Waterloo’s career points WARRIOR OF THE WEEK leader Steve Linseman for a. ED CRYMBLE - SQUASH spearing foul. _ At the OUAA Cross-Over Then there was the suspension Round Robin Tournament at - of coach Don McKee for four Waterloo last weekend, Ed won games in which the original disall of his matches. Ed led the ciplinary action was to be loss of team to victories over U of T, home ice advantage through the Queen’s, Trent and York. playoffs and a $500 fine. The acEd learned to pla squash at tion was taken against coach the Ajax Squash Clu g eIn 1984 he McKee in response to the re‘marks he made about it being was the third ranked Canadian easier for teams like Windsor Junior and in 1987 he was the and York to recruit players out varsity singles champion. Now ’ captain, and in his fourth year on the team, Ed will certainly be a valuable player in the two upcoming OUAA competitions at McGill and Markham.

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OUAA Cross Over Round Robin at Waterloo Western - 54 points Waterloo - 44 points U of T - 32 points

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Weetern 88 Waterloo 74 Guelph 100 Waterloo 93

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m Sbsrdy Skills fall programme will b&in the week of January 23, 1989 and will include workshops deiigned to develop effective study habits such 8s efficient time management, notetaking, reading, as well as preparing ,for and writing exams. A Time Management & Procrastination Workshop will also be offered starting January 23. The two hour workshops will continue’for four sessions. Interested stud&ts may register at the reception desk in Counselling Services, Rm. 2080. Needles Hall. Plry Oti Beginners invited to Go Classes starting January 18 at 7~00 pm. B.C. .Matthevvs Hall, Room 1040. Free pleying time for all players at 730 em. Call ext. 4424 or ext. 6887.

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