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Early exit for Warriors Security report

by Glenn Hauer Imprint itaff So much for home ice advantage. Unfortunately for the Waterloo Warriors hockey team, they had the so-called home advantagt: against the York Yeomen in their OUAA Central Division semi-final series. After defeating York 5-2 at the Ice Palace in Toronto on Friday. Februarv 24. the Warriors fell

prey to some great goaltending on Sunday [February 26) at Columbia Icefields to see a playoff jinx continue. The Warriors dropped the first game of the best-of-three divisional semi-final, 3-2, at Columbia Icefields. Their 3-1 defeat at the hands of the Yeomen, or rather to the hands and feet of goaltender

another year has gone by without a playoff series win. Water-' loo has been unable to get past the first round of the playoffs over the last three years, and the losses have always been heartbreaking. Down 1-13 in games heading into Friday's match, Waterloo had their backs to the wall. There was considerable presam to wln, but

coach Don McKee said before the game that "the boys were ready to play after practice last night." Things looked good long before the opening faceoff, as Applewaite had pulled a groin muscle in Game One and was not even dressing. Willie Popp got the nod from Yeomen head coach Graham Wise - after all, they . could afford to lose one game and Continued on page 27

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SPORTS Oh no! B-ball Warriors dust too Page 26 V-ball Warriors

ASU President quits by Peter Brown Imprint staff Being president of the Arts Student Union is not easy. On February 16, Stephen Lee became the second person in a row to resign from that post, the third of the last four presidents to do so. The reasons? According to the minutes of a hastily called ASU meeting, his resignation was "due to uncooperation" and "oroblems within the executive. These records state that Rod McDonald resigned from the position of social convenor in midOctober 1988 "due to interference with social events." The current social convenor, Kathy,,Ball, voiced "similar concerns. Current president Ted McCollum agreed that Lee frequently stepped outside of his responsibilities and just didn't do his job. It seems that Lee's personality and his way of doing things conflicted with that of the rest of the ASU executive, and this friction was the source of ongoing problems. Stephen Lee reluctantly spoke to Imprint and said his decision to resign was "for th: good of the

ASU" and for his own peace of mind. He called the allegatians of interference exaggerated and said that on one occasion, Ball spoke to him about intruding into her responsibilities. He maintains that at that time he "backed off." One contentious issue discussed a t the February 9 ASU meeting was the use of a credit card obtained by the executive without the approval of the ASU council. This council is composed of reoresentatives from each of the department societies. Accbrding to the minutes of the meeting, the original intent of the card was to facilitate rentals and occasional purchases, and to "establish a credit rating." A photocopy of two VISA statements for the card was handed out at the meeting. These statements had three items circled which were identified as personal expenses that Lee charged to the card. Lee defended his use of the card at the meeting and to Imprint, saying that he was in a situation without enough cash. "It could have h a p p e y d to anyone in the executive, Le: said. "It happened to be me. Council discussed Lee's use of

the credit card and whether the these past controversies in mind, executive should have a card in Lee also said he could no_tsee the the first place. The discussion point in further damaging the resulted in the passing of a "mo- image of the ASU by publicizing tion... to amend the constitution the disagreementaso close to the (so that) the executive must have end of the present executive's the approval f: council to obtain term. The minutes of the February 16 meeting show that McCola credit card. At the ASU meeting on Feb. lum and Ball were the only executive members actively 16, the council accepted Lee's resignation and cErtain outspoken seeking Lee's resignation. After Lee had resigned and left members expressed concern about not knowing enough about .the meeting, the idea of an executhe executive's inner workings. tive "watch dog" from council According to the minutes, one was proposed and debated. Ficouncil member "felt that the nallv, it was decided that "counproblems should have been cil must leave structural changes brought to founcil prior to the in place in order to prevent serious problems for future execuresignation. While talking with Imprint, tives." There was one problem. The Lee felt he had been ambushed. He wondered why the then vice- ASU constitution does not allow president Ted McCollum chose amendments after March 1 beto "spring" the executive's prob- cause of impending executive lems upon council without try- elections. Because of this, the ing to resolve them internally council decided to hold its next meeting on February 28 so that first. "He [McCollum) really had no proposed amendments could be clear-cut reasons for asking for approvfl before the end of the my resignation." Lee said. He present term. Despite the vocality of certain also criticized last week's press release from the ASU executive members of council, only a handthat mentioned "difficulties ex- ful of people showed up for this perienced by past presidents of special meeting. So, it appears that constitutional safeguards the ASU." Said Lee, "that really has no for the executive will have to bearing on my resigning." With wdit until next term.

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Victory for students

Munici~alexclusionarv bylaws banned "lt's a victory for student.." said Wendy R i n d s . Federation of Students vice-president (undergraduate affairs) of last week's announcement regarding the banning of municipal exclusionary bylaws. The amendment to the Municipal Planning Act, proposed by

Cam Jackson (P.C. Burlington South) and supported by the NDP, reccivcd royalassent Monday. February 27. at 8 p.m. Shelley Potter, chairperson of the Ontario Federation of Students, is quoted in a press release sa saying. "We have fought long and hard against exclusiona r y - l ~ y l a wandivesee ~ thrlrrem(oval a+ a signifnr~ntadran<.c in our campaign for adequate and

I affordable student housing in Ontario." The new legislation means en end to bylaws that restrict the number of unrelated people living in a house. We bad originally wanted a separate bill, said Duncan Ivison. OFS Campaign Researcher, but this [the amendment to theexisting bill) accomplishes the same thing. "lt's got everything we

want in it." Any move to alleviate the I,".,9;"u cr ,,s i n 0,,1.r,,, , e w ~ l l r r r ~ t v ~hy d ~ l u d r n t swho cur. rmt.v lscc .an modeuudte camp u s ' h a u s i n g sup'ply a n d excessively high rents in offcampus housing, according to a n OFS press release.

WATSHOP proposal passes by Marie Sadivy Imprint staff

disputes that can arise between students, landlords and neighborhood residents concerning A phone rings. As the student matters pertaining to student answers, he turns to his raomhousing." It involves both atumates sayinn "Turn it down. dents and residents working to.. ... .. ..- ..... gether to resolve problems. "I'm calling about your cnmWATSHOP will offer amediaplolnt against one of your n e r ~ h . lion service to be provided bors She'8 heen I ~ m w ~ m VI~U?.' e jointly through CJI end UW says the Ca-ordinator oi t o m - Campus Mediation. and will munity lustice Initiatives [CJI]. refer complaints pertaining to 'Yeah. the lady npxt door." ~ n - property standards bylaws to trrrupls thestudent. "She's been apprupriate city hall officials. hathermx us. w a t ~ h i n aus. and Student volunteers are also to then t h e i t h e r dav she L f t anote become increasingly involved in telling u s to stop swearing and community projects, and there is stuff. Like, it's getting real un- to be an on-going public swarecomfortable living here. I don't ness campaign. know haw to deal with this The service i s to be provided lad"." both on a phone-in a n d a walk-in "60we h e w her name?" asks basis. the C11 co-ordinator. "The strength of the pro"Yeah. she signed the note. It's gramme is that it has rootsinall Mrs. X." areas of the community." said Another phone Tiny. Mrs. X Councillor Brown, speaking in answers and is told er n e ~ g h - favor of the roposal. "If there bors have camplained about her. has been afeeingofweand they "Someone complained about we and the" both want it toend: me7 Are you talking about those The anger.snd energy can be students next door who are con- turned lntoa posil~vriiwceandI stantlv swearinn. who trv,t o r u n thmk thrs isone way 11, do thal " o\er my cat every murnmg, who Federalron of Students VPUA arecunorantly playmgtheirloud Wendv Rmella is "verv o l e a s r d musw? They're complaining aboutelhe outcome. ' about me? she asks incredti "It shows commitment from laualv. tkle city, and recognizes that ~ o k e v e r once , the mediation service i s explained to her, sheis Mr. and Mrs. Onky Chmtold it is not legally binding and barlain are oleased to anthat it is free, her confrontanounce the kngagement of tionai stance melts sway: their son Adam Chamberlain It's worth a try." she says. (231 to Miss Janet Snarris (24) "Anvthinn's better than it is of Toronto. , " right now.'' This was more than part of the most entertaining Waterloo City Counrd mPntlnR rounrdlnrs ;we ltkeiy to ever see. 11 was one of :be acenartos acted out forcouncti bv the On-nomu Student Housing Committee in preaenting a proposal for the Waterloo Student H o u s i n ~Outreach Program (WATSHOP]. Council decided toenablesuch s scenario to become realitv. and unanimouslv acceoted theoronosal. The aim of WATSHOP i s "to address increasing neighborhood complainta and to resolve ~~~

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there are lifestyledlfferences between students and residents." she comments. "Slapping bylawsandfinesisnot theonly way to deal with problems. WATSHOP doesn't increase animosity the way fines do. The aim is for people to becomfortable with each other." Rinelle brought the idea for WATSHOP to the On-going Student Housing Committee last October. The committee was formed two years ago as a task force to deal with student housing issues. Membership includes the VPUAe from bath universities, housing directors from both csmpusea, two city councillors. representatives from resident associations, and a landlord. Although nn rounrrllor reIPCWJ the propusai. conrrrns were r a ~ s e dr e g a r d l n ~the lackol o bu~ll-inevalualrun wocesa a x months or a year fro; now, and thal the pramutron effort needed to be though1 out lurther. The proposal is very t m e l y , as leflislators at Queen's Park have recenlly struck down th~=abllrly uf munic~palitiealo enact exclusmnary bylaws. which had limrted the number of unrelated persons entitled to occupy residences in the City of Waterloo. ding date h a s not been firmly set. but will be at h a t one from St. PatricYs Day. Adam ia the current president (albeit a lame duck one] of the Federation of Students.

School together. Adam was not worthy of her attention in those pre-pubescent years. "She's a mail-order bride gone solo. ten thousand miles from home." said Chamberlain's mother.

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The amendment will affect ten municipalitiee, including Waterloo, which have bylaws restricting the numbar of unrelated

people living in a house. Seven of the ten municipalities affected are university lowna. Waterloa Mayor Brian Turnbull, according to an article in the K-W Record, said the banning of municipal bylaws that prohibit unrelated people from shsring the same dwelling could lead to boarding homes with more than six people cropping up in single-family neighborhoods. In the same article. Turnbull said he had directed staff to examine what control, if any, the city would have over student housing without the bylaw. However, as Wendy Rinella said, the lobby effort w a s not only on the part of students but a h received support from other low income housing groups, as well. Prior to the passing of the new legislation, various cities had different standards regarding the bylaws: in London and Guelph, four unrelated persons were allowed in s single dwelling, in h4iseisseuge. two unrelated persons and a roomer were permitted to share e single unit. and in Waterloo, the bylawprohibited more than five unrelated persons from living together.

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NEWS Grebel hosts Nicaraguan expert

Free cowboy hats at Eye opening speech CKCO-sponsored concert by Mike Sara Imprint e t d f The tables were moved onto the dance floor and covered with red checkered table clothes, patrons s ~ o r t e dcowbov hats and the ~i50.000 speakar ayatem spewed out the aounds of the Mercy Brothers last Wednesday night as Federation Hall turned into studio 8.

The accaeian wsa the tspingaf the first of a series of concerts by CKCO-TV. Ta ensurearespecfable turn-out for the couniry act the first zoo patrons in the door received free cowboy hats. Once inside. ~.however.. the crowd reuired little incentive to enjoy %emselves as they played up to the TV cameras. "Fed Hell (ataff) is great to work with, and the crowd was ~

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The hosts of CKCO's Onstage await their c u e t o introduce t h e Mercy Brothers Wednesday, February 23. pholo by ow Thornson

good." said Peter Kent. producer of the concert series which has been nsmed On Staxa. The Mercy BrotKers concert was highly produced. The band lip-synched to most of the songs and there were freouent cuts and retakes during t i e night. But Kent said the rock concert productions which are scheduled "will be mainly live, with few stops and starts." The Spaons are slsted to apear next. Taping is scheduled !or Wednesday March 8. Tickets for the show will cost $3. Because of the need to have control over the audience for production purposes there will be a limit to the number of patrons allowed in the door. Kent stressed thst patrons should remember they are attending the taping of a TV show and not simply s concert. The serving of beer and li uor is also regulated because ofthe production. "From the tlme the doors open to the time filming finishes all drinks from the bar are served in translucent containers," explained Fed Hsll manager Chuck McMullan. As well, there is no bar service while the cameras are filming. ~

Next taping Spoons March 8

Federation of S t u d e n t s

by Brim D. Iantsi Imprint staff As a part of the Institute of Peace and Conflict Studies' lunchtime speakers' series, an unsuspecting PACS 202 class was siven a auitable awakening from the ignorant blisa of Canad i m student life. John Paul Lederach. Phd, in sociology and director of the Mennonite Conciliation Services, shared hiaoften frightening Nicaraguan experience with the class end more than a faw stately visitora. Mennonite Conciliation Servicea has been described byIPACS dlrector Ron Mathies as "a network and training program for domestic, family, community. netionel and internstional conflict reaalutian." John Paul Lederach was placed by this agency in Costs Rica in a "peace portfalio" providing "micro-level conflict resolution training far churches end communities in various central American countries." Much of Lederach's work was done with the Moravtan church in CosteRica. Through thissssociation. Lederach was naked by the church to assist in s joint concilialion commission. The commission was established to deal withiesues ofautonomv.resourcu control and s e l f - g o k n mcnt of the Misk~tinlndiand of N~caragua.Lederach characterired llbr conflict as one between the west coast Sandinistas &d the east coast indigenous peoples. Such negotiations are lrowned upon by the United S t a t e s government, which would prefer thst the Miakitos join with the contra rebels.

The United States government did not hesitsta to show their displeasure with Lederach for his involvement in the conciliation. It was shocking to hear how nonchalantly Ledersch described the Central Intelligence Agency's threats on his family. At one paint, hisdaughtarwse to be kidnap ed ~ e d e r a c ge;entually left the country in 1087after hearlngof a CIA plot tokillhim. When Lederach confronted U.S. ambassador Dean Hinton about such covert operations, no denials were offered. Ledersch emerged from the U.S. embassy with only ao apology from Hinton, who was sorry that the Lederach family had to have such an experience. Even without Ledersch s e w ing as aconclliatorin Nicaragua. the conflict continues. Tomas Borge, Sandinista minister of the interior, continuas in his sttempta to bring the diverse cultural groups of Nicaragua under the umbrella of his government. Brooklyn Rivera. leader of the indigenous peoples' group, continues to lobby for the interests of his eastern faction. Both groups must deal with the United Slates government. The U S . government has been known to uae various amounts of contra aid to buy soldiers from the ranks of the indigenous peoples. The goingrateofS4.Woper soldier is very attractive to those poverty-stricken groups. In thecourseof one hour, those who gathered in the Great Hell of Conrad Grebel college gained s greeter understanding of the situation. complexitiss of the Nicaraguan

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NOTICE OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETlNG NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVES OF THE AYSC.4L G E N E R . U MEETIKG of tht! F e . l e r ; ~ t ~ i m ui S t u d e n t s . U n i v e r s i t y of W a t e r l o o , a c o r p o r a t i o n u n d e r the laws of t h e P r o v i n c e of O n t a r i o , t o b e held

Tuesday, March 28, 1989 a t 8:00 p.m. Needles Hall 3001 The agenda

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1. A p p o i n t m e n t of Board of Directors.

2. Off ice'rs' R e p o n 1988-89.

A n y o t h e r i t e m for t h e a g e n d a of t h i s m e e t i n g m u s t be in t h e h a n d s of t h e P r e s i d e n t of t h e F e d e r a t i o n o f S t u d e n t s by 4:30 p.m., M a r c h 8th.. 1989 to be c o n s i d e r e d at t h e

General Meeting,

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in-Chief Mike Brown on April 1. 1989. Fleur has volunteered with Imprint for the past three years.

Production Manager Mary Jeddry on April 1, 1989. Lyn has worked for Imprint as a volunteer for just over a year.

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NEWS

Researchers at UW t

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Improvement on water quality sought WATERLOO, ant, (NEWS BU. tank. end disrupt the settling of ton were able to teat their theory t o burgeoning communities, these eeme rivers are the community's water supply source as REAU) the sediment. What i s trying to a t the Little River Pollution Con- Hudgins notes. "Right now, when there is a n well." T~~ researchers at ,he uni. get to the bottom can't, because trol Plant in Windsor. Ontario. What Is still needed b e f o n the versity waterloo have deve. the w a v e s d i ~ r u ~ t t h e l s y e r i n g o f They used two tanks, each four especially heavy flaw of incomfeel in diameter. ing liquors to a treatment lant. Hudgins-Silveston design can loped a system they believe the sludge. In fact, incomingliqcome into widespread usage is "The results were nothing a great deal simp& b could improve the present quai. "ids create a wave that i n i t i ~ d y nilot olant testins on a larse waterendsewage hits the opposite wall, pushing short of s ectacular." Hudgina passes the system. For ity of sludge up to the top of the clsri- Says. '"wit{ activated or secon- during a heavy rainstorm, the scale. ' by 100 per cent. "We are hoping to find a forF,,~nearly 10 years, profs, R ~ . fier, where only clear water i s dary sludge (themostdensetype plants do not have the ability to of liquor) we improved the out- handle the excess volume, be- ward-thinking community, wilbert Hudgins and Peter Silves- supposed to be.'' Hudgins and Silveston have put by e factor of two. In other cause they are d r e a d operating ling to invest - probably uws department f, developed to,,, a large cone, which words. a plsnt usin the cones s t capacity. Excess from together with the Ministry of the chemicalengineering havebeen . , ucel~qulds the sewers are simply fed di- Environment - sbout S100.000 to improle the de. can be placed in circular clarifi- shouldbeabletapro of tanka or em. The cone interrupts normal that are twice a s clear as the rectly into the rivere. totally un- f a r e full scale, sixmonthex&riwave action under the surface of present level. Or, the plant could processed, where they mix with ment." says Hudgins. presently used by At one tenth the coat of a comnicipalities Canada, Sil. the water. The cone also traps maintain the resent quality of theclarified water. those waves that do exist, and clarily while!ouhlingitscspacThe plants do not keep a re- pletely new clarifier. Hudgins veston's and H u d ~ i n s ' cord of how often or how much and Silveston are optimistic confidence in their method is reflects them up and out of the ity." The ability to double present water misses the clarification the will soon find a community shared by the waterloo centre tank, into the gutter, which colcapacity is especially attractive process. o f couree, manv of wi%na to run such a test. lects the overflow. for process ~ e v e i o p m e n t ,who In 1986,Hudgins and Silveshave financed U S . and Canadian petents untheprocess,even before they have tested it on a larne scale. "sewage treatment plants B u s i n e s s Hours: M o n d a y . W e d n e s d a y across the country are expe11:00 a.m. - 1 2 0 3 Midniaht riencing capacity problema." TM Thursdav . Saturdav says Hudgins. "Communitiss in southern Ontario, including Kitchener-Waterloo, have grown quickly in the past few years. The demand for local amenities. like water and sewage trsstment, has escalated dramaticallv." For municipalities, this is an expensive problem. To build an average siza clarifier costsebout $1 million, including land aequisition. For this reason. Hudgins and Silveston are hoping to find & a community interested in testWings ing their method. which modifies 2399 Kingsway Dr. (at Franklin) Kltchener clarifiers already in [lace. ,By 363 Kmg Street North lat Columbia) Waterloo Salads, & changing the shape o f t e c l a n f ~ . er's interior, they believe they QUICKLV'S PARTY PACK can improve the clarification 31bs. Wings, Bucket Caesar Salad process. Bucket Veggle Sticks. "Our testing shows a plsnt Regular Value could either double its capacity or improve the uality of clariONLY $23.86 fied water, whiclever would be best for that particularcommunity." comments Hudgins. SALADS Presently, sedimentation BAR-0.0 DINNERS SANDWICHES tanka, or clarifiers, are either 4.35 Chicken Salad Sandwich ..................2.95 rectangular or circular. Hudgina 6.56 Chicken Sandwich IcbicedSavcsl . . . 2.95 and Silvaston have been focus7.45 Chicken Salad Croissant .................3.50

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CSA meeting The Chinese Students Association [CSA) i. hsving its annual general meeting on March B a t 7:30 p.m. The AGM will take plnce at MC1OOa. T h o eloction for next year's CSA executive committee will be held st the meeting. Only CSA members are eliglbie to vote or run for any poeitions. All nomination forms and membership farms have to be delivered to an sxiating CSA executive member no later than March 7 a t 7 5 0 p.m.

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NEWS

I Speed a cause of

Recycling Challenge I Ring Road accidents I by I d l e Cos rove laprint s t a d Despite puzzling administrstian delays in implementing s r e c y c h g rogramme on csmpus, wateryo0 students are finding their own innovative ~ e t h o d sfor collecting the garbage. The latest is a tin and aluminum recycling rivslry between the Arts and Engineering Societies. the challenge having officinlly started on Pridsy, March 1 7 comc~dentallythe same day ' o f t e Engineering vs Arts Party Olympics in the Bombshelterl.

already quietly horded tons of tin ...I The Engineers are well on their way with a recycling programme elready in place. Students are recelving participation points for brin ing in trash which will contri%utetoward an ongoing competition amongst the engineering classes. Rumor has it students are putting pressure on Engaoc executives to voluntarily shave their headsif the sociely wins therec-

Trees to show your tots -

by Mika Soro Imprint etmff

For the second year the Student Alumni Assoclstion is sttempting to raise money to plant .a tree on behalf of thenraduatincl " classes of all f s c u l t i i . The tree, which will beidentified by a bronze laque mounted on s" ornsrnentafrockplaced beside the tree. wtll be olanted along the extendiig from Engineers stashing trash. I Biology 1, passing to the west of photo by JuII. C w r o r 1 the Math and Computer Build.... . .- . ing, to B.C. Matthews Hall. This path is to become known A d president. Ted McCollum, admitted they are still get- as "Alumni Lane." The associating organized against "those tion i s soliciting past graduating worthless engineers" due to classes in the hooe of olantinn reading week slsck, but he ex- trees on their beh'alf. ' Presently only 285 of the aver pects to have recycling boxes in each Arts C & D this week. (Eng- 4.000 UW students expected to graduate this year h a v i donated sac believes this claim of preeent inefficiency to be a misleading funds to the cause. Each graduating student relie, suspecting that the ASU has

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ycling challenge as an extra incentive. For now, the fate of the losing socrety presrdent has beendetermined as e iello dunk at a wint Enntneertnn Arts end-of.term baih April i. St. John's Kitchen and the Kitchener Drop-in Centre will also benefit from the fun, receiving the recycling proceeds of 1cent for every pound of aluminum collected bv the societies. and 32 cents per m u n d of tm.

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ceives a special Alumni Lane Campaign envelope with their Intent to Graduate forms and is requested to enclosed one dollar toward the w l i n g . George Tomes, chairperson of the Alumni Lane Campaign 19W , . y s l l i ,ompaipr, n v h s i o raise between $1100 and $1200 to break even. Last Year's campaign operated a t a deficit. "We have three problems: awareness, understaiding and follow-through," explains Tomes. In an attempt ta avercome these hurdles. Campaign 1988 i s funneling its fund raising efforts through faculty and society lines. If you are graduating and have not received an Alumni Lane Ctlmpaignenvelopr y u u can pick one up at the Fed office, in the society offices o r a t the Student Alumni Association in South Campus Hell.

by Rob Brough

driving. So fa:, all of the drivers and sssengers involved in the There have been ten car acci- a c e i 4 n t s have been lucky, esdents sinceJanuary4,1900 in the caping with no, or very minor vicinity of the Campus Centre. injuries. Enforcsment of speed limits on What w a s the csuse of these accidents? .Why did they occur campus i s the duly of the UW around the Campus Centre? Police. Because the univeraitv is What can be done to prevent private property, s speeding driver cannot be charged under more accidents an campus? Of the ten accidents, two in- Ihe Highway Traffic Act. Involved parked cars. One oc- stead, the driver is charged accurred when e perked car cording t o the Traffic and attempted a U-turn and hit the Parking Regulations put out by car waiting for the parking spot. the university. The fine for speeding a n camThe other involved a bus. Both of them accidents could h a k e been pus is a base amount of $25.00 avo~dpd Most students s n d fa- plus one dollar per kilometer do not ~ r e.. d~ ~ over ~~ ~the eultv member. - - ~ ~ ~~~-~~~ " ---. -~ -limit. A driver travelthere is no arki inn on Ring Road ling at 60 kmlhr would be anywhere bn campus, inchding charged $45. Unlike a normal the short stretch in front of the speeding ticket, these campus Campus Centre. There i s a small tickets do not give demerit service area next to the campus points or increase insurance center which is intended to be rates. used for lominute bank parking. If a speeder should d, i d e to The UW Police have theoptionof forget about paying the ~ ' c k e t . ticketing and/or towing parked the UW Police will tow you) car vehicles from in front of the CC. if they find it on campus. If s student still refuses to pay, inOf the remaining eight acci- stead of a diploma, they will redents, speed was the major conceive a bill for the outatanding tributing factor. Five of the ticket. drivers admit to travelling in exAt this moment in time, the cess of the 40 kmlhr speed limit. UW Police have the limited use The remaining three claim to of a radar set. Director of Securhave been travelling a t the limit; ity. Al MacKenzie, is looking at however, these three drivers this and other deterrents for failed to eccount for the effects speeding. Proper use of pedesof heavy snow and ice. trian crosswalks, both by thepeAll of the drivers were studestrian and the driver, and dents between theages of l a a n d cansideretian of the road condi23. Six of the speed relatedaccitions on the 40 km/hrspeed limit dents occurred after daylight, in as well a s ageneralawareness of the late evenin or early momthe limitations of your car wilt ing. None of t i e drivers have cut down on the number of accibeen charged with impaired dents on campus.

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I Ethics and the law by Peter Brown Imprint staff

" ustjce is the highest moral and egal g a d " With these words. Hon, lustice Mark MacGuigan summed up his lecture on Ethics and the Low et WLU Mr. MacGuigan chase to discuss the moralconstituent of the law rather than the ethics of the legal profession. His position 8s a Federal Court of Appeallustice prevents him from discussing controversial public issues such as abortion or the Young Offenders Act. So. MacGuigsn had ta limit his comments to the theoretical aspects of law-making. He described ethics as the "motivation of a person." while the law applies to "people in society,'' a difference that must be noted. Morality. he said, is an internal code usually deter-

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On theolher mined hvarelinian. " hand, lam pwscrtbes "external rules of conduct" that try lu control 'arts 1h.d h a w a ~ 0 ~ 1 1 1~1 f fect" rather than private sins. MacCuigen ssid that the major philosophical change gripping the criminal justice system is the age-old conflict between the letter and the spirit of the law. He claimed that our legal syatern is approaching theend of the era of "legal positivimn." in which judges interpret the law literally without assuming the intentions of those who drafted the law. This pers ectiveonlaw is being replaced a more liberal view that believes that "law is serving a social purpose" and the intent behind the law must play s part. The first step in understanding our laws. MacCuigan said, is

recognizing the role of Christianity in its formation. Like most of

biblical commandments which are allowed, and illegal acts which are not mentioned by the Bible. MacGuigan isolated the primary principle in law-making as the trade-off between personal rights and social protection. Issues like Sunday shopping. pornography, and abortion all came dawn to the samequestion: how can the law reflect "the moral views of themajority with tolerance for the minority." The importance of marolity in the formulation of the law hecame the concluding theme of MacGuigan's lecture. "Morality isn't anenemy ofthelaw:it isthe lifeblood of the iaw. It challenges and suooorts the law."

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"Discrimination" is an exploited term Few beliefs about justice ere 80 passionately held nowadeya as the bsliaf that ~t ts unjust to discriminate (on the grounds of race, sex, religion, or national origin). At the public level. this bsliaf m a n i f e m itself especially in the arena of employment and housing. The aim of this brief article i s to introduce those ready to think about what seams to b s s severe problem. For convenience, and because so much of the "action" i s in this area, we will mostly talk about discrimination In employment. This exchange between myself and Professor Minas i s too brief to fully treat the issue, but I hope, at least. to make people aware of thsss ornblarns. F i r i we must ask. What constitutes (wrong. full discriminationt Wbenever we make a choice. we "discrimins": ws choose X rather thsn Y for some reason or other: w e prefer X's properties to Y s properties. Whsn paople say discrlmination ie unjust. they clearly mean something much more specific. In current parlance, the standard idea seems to be this: To "discriminate" againat someone i s to treat that person unfsvourably by comparison with some other pers o n ( s l o n t h e b a s i s of " i r r e l e v a n t " characteristics or facts. Treatin how or for what, thought That i s to say, whic!~ actions done by A to B constitute discrimination? Here we should make e cruetal

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U W atudenls ma) addrrsa sludents in theclassmom. or attend oanel dtscusnrona. or heln mn;note career days. Another option i s "job ahadowing," where the high achool student accompanies a UW volunteer through a regular day of classes. This type of one-an-one contact hsa proven to bean especially popular choice.

Much of what has been called "discrimlnalion" h l s in fact con8istedindenyingthe"discriminstea" some bsaic riaht. such as the ritzht to life (the lynching of bjacks in the ~m&irican South or nsssinn of lews bv Nazisl. These acts ere w r o n h o m&r io whom they are done, and indeed, within wide limits, no matter why. Much discrimination has been of that kind: the blacks or Jews in the examples mentioned, were killed wlthout moral iustificstion ito out it mildlvl. The important boint to be ;ad; here. then.*is this: Whst they did to those people, thounht mativated by di&rimination, h a s not wrong because it was somotivated Had they been hinged or gassed for theirmoney, oriustforthefunofit. lhoaa murdsra would slill h e w been outcaneously wrong. The claim that discrimination a s such i s unjust must be the claim that there are things w e can do to people whlch are made wrong by the fact they sre discriminatory, rather than by the fact thcv consmt in doins s o m e t h m ~to them of oxamples we are interenfed ~ I Ia;e such a s hiring R rather than C ~ B C B U S P .88y.Bi8 malsor while rnther than hecause B is the best person for the job. The usual philosopher's account of them cases has been that treatinn B differsntlv from Cis discriminatory when ine's reasons !or doing so are "morally irrelevant." What i s this supposed to mean? One possibility i s that moral irrelevance is a matter of being such that it ought not to be taken into account. But we don'thavemuch of an explanation of discriminationifwe are told discrimination against someone means doing something to hi& for a raason we ought not t i take tnlu account. We wont la know which things it is wrong to take intoaccount and why. Whst else mlvhl be meant' Thusr whu are concerned abouidiscriminstion in hiring want to say there are certain resaons for which you oueht to hire end not others: and on the besia of ,h&

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light to dlscrimlnale. Espsciell prominent on thle llat is "commtence" a t t i e lob in question. Those who espouse this view ere in for a bit of s shock if they thinkabout it s bit further. Forit ia aurely about as obvious as anything can be that the morallty has no special bias in favourof the cnmoetent. Comoetence i s moraliv irrsie-

vant, if anything is. Good stenographers are no more morally worthy than indifferent ones. Perhaps the re ly will be to say, not that we the morel J u t to take into account only 'morsll relevant" Laturns of those on account of w h i c i w e sometimes choose some eople over others for some purpose, but rather tRat the fentures in question must be 'relevant" to the job. A's hiring B rather than C for a stenographer's job bacsuee B is prettier thsn C, or is of the right relinious or ethnic nersuasion. even thouah C is a better stenographdr, a m typical exampies. But who decides what's "rslsvant"? This brings us lothe basrcpmhlem.Let us talk first about employment by private businesses. not iusl public institutions (we'll addnms those on s later occasianl tf a busmess ie resllv o n "ate, that means that it i s the roperty ;( i t s owners. They can d o c s thev wis! with it. hem i s a good r e k n why the.owners of buainssa must be presumed lo beable to'doas they wish wtth it."Business activlty in theprivate sectoris volunlarv - nobodv haa to t m into it el d l . Thus

no obligation to make any job available i t all, to anyone at all, if helsheisn't harmingthem by not starting tha business. Thus not to gel the job ia, from the point of view of the emplayse, not to hava received a benefit rather than t o hava incurred a harm. C hasn't been harmed by not getting the job rather than B. (Someone, for some dark raason, has failed to make me h l m c Miolstsr. Heva they "harmed" me thereb 7) Moreover, anyone who would have regardedYthejobasa benaht, rsgardshe didn't net it. will h a w been less of whv he or ~~-~~~ "harmed" eaualiv. Comoetence h a s nothlnn t o do with that. .i'he;nost Eomoetent o e r a o n h n h t have been elso the person most able to get a fob elsewhere if rt came to lhst. The grounds of regarding non-employment of someone rsther than someone else a s any sort of harm cannot be the fact that nettlnn it would have b c m a d e a w a ble thing &the one who got it. h t ' s make a com ariaon - a particularly perConsider the consumer tinent one, sctual!y. choosing between Brand X and Brand Y. Does this consumer have a moral obligation not to choose X for "morally irrelevant" reasons? C chooses X over YbecauaeX has apretty bluebox and Y doesn't. Has C done something horrible and unjust? Plainlynot. Slugid, parhapa, but not immoral. So why should t e aituatton be any different for the conaumer of other people's labour. It might be replied that jobs arc mare important than soap. True, but rs im rlance the distinguishing factor hsret ~ o n s i g m a r r me If A falls in love with snd married B rsther %an C. even lhough A'sreasons for preferring B t o c a r e downright idiotic. has A treated C unluslly? Indeed not. Agsin.A'achoicemay beetuptd butthe fact is. A h a s n o o b l l g a t ~ o n ~ o m s ranybody.ior ry any reason You may merry theguy because heis Iswmh, whgre, black. mto pelsontology.or whelever. and vuu'll not be m a m i n n him unjustly. But a m l y whom you marry in a t k a s t a s impoi~~~

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Barlow even worked for Trudeau

Acclaimed women's advisor UW bound tilts comrnp Wednesday. March 8 dl 7 30 pm 11) the tllllvrrslly of Waterloo's Humamties Theatre Her speech will analyze the history and future directions of the women's movement. Among her topics ofdiacussion are such issues a s free trade, arms control, and politics. Tickets are $3 for UW Federa-

by Easby Ho Imprint staff Maude Barlow, human relations consultant. Chairperson of the Council of Cenadians, and former Senior Advisor a n Women's Issues to Pierre Tru. desu. will be the guest speaker for International Women's day

tian of Students members, $5 for others and ere evsilable now a t the Fed office [campus centre 235) and from the Humanities Thestre Box Office. Tickets will RIROhe ~ v s i h h l ea t the door.

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Council, hired Maude Barlow as Director for the Office of Equal Opportunitv for Women. For t h e she fought against dmcr~mtnatorypolrctes and adblsed the council un all matters oertaininp- to the etluslitv . . of women. In 1883. Maude Barlow w a s appointed Senior Advisor a n Women'8 Issues to former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Ms. Barlow now works as a consultant to schools, universities. p r ~ v a t eindustry, and go!,ernmen1 d e p a r t m e n t s . S h e leclureo on a vast array of Topics that include Aff~rmatlveAction ~~

sex-role stereotyping in educstion, sexual violence in the media, women and politics, and values education. Founder of the Canadian Coalition Against Media Pornogrsphy.8he slso consulted the Department of National Defence a n a programme designed to integrate women into land, sea. and in "near-combat" roles. Wlth lam to become more politicalfy involved. Maude Barlow firmly believes that "women have different perspectives and realities than men, but womenin politics I s an idea whose time has come."

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How to dress for an interview

Don't dress for your present position, dress for the one above you." This saying sums up how you should dress for you 'oh or interview. Althoughclothing does not make the person, it a major role in creating the professional image you will want to portray. First impressions are very important in the workplace. Planning is very important when creating your professional wardrobe on a student budget. Take a look a t vaur closet to see what you hsve to work with. Almost everyonehas s white shirt that can be the bese of your outfit. Add s clssaic style of suit to this shirt end you will hsve the start of s nreat imane. The suit should be a dark cnlnur aincc .....thin ~... creates R ;tronaer ;ore confident imane. The suit should be altered so that it'fits vou ~erfectlv.Menihould make sure that the hem on their pants is long enoudh. Women should have their skirt r i h ; k n ~ ~ ( r e m e m b a r t h athehrm t wll h m a1 least H I the m ~ d d l of nwre up the leg about one to two rnches when you s ~ dt o ~ ' n f j Men wlll need a tie. mcks and shoes to m a ~ c hthe sutt The tle a h o d d be cnnser.rauvc - a n i n l e r v r e e N no ' m e to h l ~" out w-~'he fish tie yaugot forChristmss.Thedres8 ;hoes ahauld b e clennand polished. Running shoes should be left in the gym. Women will need s scarf, pin or necklace to finish off their blouse. Accessories should be simple and kept to a minimum so fhkt they a& ndt distrsctltig. Shoes should match the hemline of the skirt and not be higher than two and one-half inches. Nylons should match the shoee or be lighter in calour. Buy quality. classic pieces tu a m tu yaur wsrdrobe.They may coat more but will last longer and look better. Think of our purchases as investments. Most people don't think twice s ! v ~ u i buying a case of beer every weekend. luat think what your beer money w u l d buy you after two months1 If you need help in deciding what you want in a suit, look at recent magazines toget ideasabout recent styles. Storeclerks will slso he more then willing to help you coordinate an outfit. The day of yaur interview there ere a few things you should remember. Your hair should he neat; finger nails.should be well groomed: make-up - simple and natural; teeth clean and your breath fresh. Limit the amount of perfume and aftershave you wear the day of your interview. You want the interviewer to remember your qualifications, not your smell. When ou are leaving your home for your interview have someone c h e d you from ell anglestomskesureeverythingisinplsce. If there is no one around, use a full length mirror and let yourself be "our critic. ,~~ A professional imsgs is very important and can be yours with some work. Carefully plan your wardrobe and buy good quality pieces to create the imane - you . want to create for vour next iob interview.' Fairweather and the SVA programme will be presenting a workshop for women on "Dressing for Success on March 8. Stop by Engineering Lecture Hall Room 208 at 1:30p.m. and learn more t i ~ on s orofessional dress in^. ~~

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Maude Barlow As Chairperson of thecouncil af Canadians, she w s s praminenl in the recent national debate over free trade. According to Ms. Barlow, free trade is "much too frightening and much loo big an issue to be left to the economists." When it comes to personal convictions. Msude Barlow lives by the words of Nellie McClung. "never spologiza, never retreat. never explain: get things done and let thqm howl." Born May 24, lQ47 in Digby. Nova Scotia to a homemaker and a criminologist, she began an English Programme a t Yark University a t the age of 18. Interrupted by a marriage and two children, she nevertheless managed to complete her degree at night school. At 26. Ms. Barlow plunged into a field of feminism by initiating and teaching acuurse on assertiveness training for women, which she later introduced to Algonquin College. From 1875 to 1880, she was vice-president of Women Associates Consulting Inc..a management consulting firm specializing in the design and implementation of Affirmative Action programs for women and minorities. She describes her move a s "a housewife making no money to a management consultant making good money in two years." Then in 1880, Marion Devar, a member of the Ottawa's City

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In the pomp and fanfare of the two weeks of electioneering far the president and vice-president positions in the Federation of Students a few other races for seats a n university legislatures went unnoticed. Up fur grabs were all Federation of Student Council seats. However, all but the Arts Coop seat was filled by acclamation. In that race. Brain Jantzi defeated DavidClements by four ballots (54 to SO]. Eleven ballots were spoiled.

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arv bvlaws outlawed

Money put back in students' pockets Gone are the days of the exclusionary bylaw. Little pomp and c e r e m o n y surrounded the announcement of t h e provincial g o v e r n m e n t slapping t h e hands of Ontario's municipalities. Locally. M a y o r T u r n b u l l a n d W a t e r l o o ' s c i t y c o u n c i l -

lors seem to have taken their medicine well on this one. W e have seen no outbursts or whines that c o m m u n i t i e s a r e n o w doomed.

It does seem ironic that t h e s e bylaws, which limited t h e n u m b e r of u e o u l e 1 r e a d : s t u d e n t s l who c o u l d l i v e i n a

single dwelling. have been struck down in an atmosphere of c h i l l i n g silence. Waterloo and o t h e r universitv c o m m u n i t i e s s u c h as L o n d o n and Hamilton w i t n e s s e h v o c a l , and at times, stormy protests b y s t u d e n t s , l o c a l government, residence aisociations -and landlords. N o w , t h e v i c t o r y f o r s t u d e n t s and o t h e r low i n c o m e groups j u s t s e e m s like it s h o u l d be c e l e b r a t e d more than is t h e case. The t i m e s a r e a c h a n g i n ' - t h e discussion a t W a t e r l o o C i t y Hall is in a c o n c i l i a t o r y light. A r e s i d e n c e dispute mechanism i s i n the w o r k s t o mediate potential sore s p o t s between students and their n e i g h b o r s . Heck. the city is even looking a t building an ar&a on university property t o service s t u d e n t s a n d t h e c o m m u n i t v alike: a plan which g o t a hefty thumbs down s e v e r a l years ago - in a n a g e of s t r a i n e d c i t y l s t u d e n t r e l a t i o n s . A l t h o u g h t h e s t u d e n t media is usually tight w i t h h a n d i n g o u t praise, the O n t a r i o Federation of S t u d e n t s and W a t e r l o o ' s o w n F e d e r a t i o n of S t u d e n t s d e s e r v e credit for a c t i v e l y fighting the bylaws on the l o c a l and p r o v i n c i a l l e v e l ; it p r o v e s the student lobbv effort i s worthwhile a n d can p a y off. These t w o organizations e f f e c t i v e l y p u t monev b a c k into vour oocket b e c a u s e now y o u i a n p x k s i x i t u d e n l s i n t o i h a t h o u s e w h i c h has s i x b e d r o o m s i n s t e a d of c o v e r i n g t h e same r e n t w i t h only f i v e o c c u p a n t s .

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car. My friend almoat immediatelv noticed the vertical dent over the rear wheel - that's how deep the damage was, and sbuut the shape and length of an averm e adult mnie hnnt. Wa chrckrd o;er the entire car and found an identical mark on the other side of the car in au~roximatelvthe same place.

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dick-slap who left hie marks on my friend's car - you know the car [silver Chevy Malibu). What you don't reslize is thst, thanks to yaur consideration. he had to leave school early (missing classes) in order to fix his car before headinn to a week-lon~ conference oui of the country. There's yaur element of incanvenience. He also had to pay (the word pay usually connotes money) lo have his car fixed. Now I don't know if you could fork out the extra laOD [no, this is not a t po it cost him eight hundred &g i e s to have your paw p r m t i removed from his L B T ) OIBU Ihia tmeuttheyear tor unnlanned exoensee. but I know the element ofeioens'e which your violence spree'has added to that evenmg Su I # L a n d what 1 redly wan1 l u knnw is "hiyour mother droo vau on the hmd B ~~~-~~~~~ few too manv times when vou were a babil" I mean, what could possess a rational person to kick the ahit out of some stranger's car and then run like a bat out of hell? ~~~

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Vandals Frustrate Students

There are two possibilities as far as I can figure for puraction. One, you were drun ~n whlch ceae you shouldn't be drinking. beceuee 8 8 the ss in noes. "Instanl idiot, just a& a?cohol."or. were you just angry at the world and declded to take it out on the first solid object your foot came in contact with7 In either case. 1 think you should revaluate your worth as e functioning human being. It's 'people' like you who pissme off, not only because you are an insult lo the civilized

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human race, but also because you waste my airspace on this planet. I suspect you were also the genius who ripped off lohn's wiper blades. You should poasibly conaider safety testing L q o for a career. Or armed robbery. Get a grip people. If you feel an uncontrollable urge to display your stupidity by trsshing, abusing. mangling or stealingother

pr! ;:.'s properl).,slopfor aminute and lhmh h w yuu ruuld feel if 11 was your tuff. I thnnL the termisco&mondecency. The next time you try to pull a stunt such as the above, you msy be caught - and the property that could be destroyed may be your face. Think about it.

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One C M s k Perspective

8 by Eric Kudkar Lab1 week 1said il is untenable and a circular argument to state that miracles cannot happen. With this in mind, wecan turn tothe srestcst miracle of all - the resurrection of Christ. Without adoubt, the resumctionls absolutely critical to Chriatinnily. It is the most uni ue feature, distinguishing Christianity from ell other s stems o?thought or ballef. ChrLt's tomb s l m e stands smpty, t i e only permanent victory over death. We our nearly 2.000 years removedfrom the evant.How certaincan we be the tomb is empty? It is recorded in the Gospels that the tomb was robably discovered empty by women. Thiaargnssvsry heavily fortheaccurscy of ihe G o s ~ e l sThis . is because women had a v e w low status in that so&. Their testimony waa conaidendsausileas.thet even if some women observed a man In the very act of committing a crime, he would not be convicted. Because of this, if the smpty tomb story were alegend,itcertainly wouldhave hsdmendiscoverina the emvtv tomb. The fact that desoised women. with worthless"teatimohid stitus, were the c h i d witneaaea to the empty tamb, can only be explained plausibly ifthsy sctuslly discovered the tomb empty. The disciples could not have proclaimed the resurrection in leruaalem unless the tamb was ectuallv smotv. It is amazins to hote thst the preaching of the resurrecthn o;i$nated in the same city. Jerusalem, where Chriat was crucified and buried. The lewish leaders could hsve decisively squsahed Chrlstlsnlty by exhuming the corpse of Chriat from the tomb and parading it through the streets. Furthermore, m y interested eraon could hsve strolled aver and cheeked It out for them&. Chriat'a corpse was never produced and Christianity continued to spread. f i e earliest ~ e w i s hpro aganda against the Christians piesupposed the em ty tomb. T i e guard, who had been posted to keep the disci lesgom stealing the body, witnessed the appearance of the angey and the empty tomb and reported to the lewish high oriests. The high orieats and elders conferred and "nave a lsrne sum of money io the soldiers and aeid Y o u are to sa; "His disriples came by night and stole Him sway while we were asleep." And ilthtsc6mea lothe povernor'sears;we w ~ lwin l himoverand keep you out oftrouhle' And they tnnk the mnncy and did ssthey had been mstructsd, end t h story ~ waa widely apreadamang the lawn and 1. I D this dw'' (MI. 28:12-151. Nutier the1 iha lewrsh respnnar did no1 deny lhalthr lombwesempty. Chey knew11 n a a from the w a r d s ' reoorl and had i s u~:~:uunl lor i t . How can we explain it? Ths oassibilitv that Christ onlv swooned on thecross, aurvived two n k h t s andona day in s c a d tomb without food, water or medical attention. revived. mlled away the huge rock sealing his tomb, slipped past thsguardsandeppoaradto hisdiacigles hearty and radiant is too ebaurd lo he believed. H e wea dead (Mk. 15:44451 and either Ha rose and left the tomb by divine power. an He oredicted. or the diecioles stale His badv. am the lews claimed.

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the Gnostics which portray msny different ideas from those found in the NT. In specific Gnosllc Cvapels svme quutesbrr found attributed to lesus in the NT. but thcr are mesenled m a different cbntexi sometimes. This gives them a different meaning. The problem is to determine what lesus said and meant (not to mention whether or not the quotes even matter]. You state that the Gospels, if altered, could have been corrected by thedisciples;however. this is not a good argument because you assume by this that the disciples are the correct authorities. But that is not so because thst i s the point in question: Which accounts to accept?

Surely you must also beaware that the NT was put together some centuries after the texts were written and sflermuchdisagreement. Those who put it together rejected other t e x t s because of what they already believed. Had they had different beliefs and if other factions were stronger, surely different texts would hsve been incorporated. If other historical figures comment on Christianity, it is only because they are referring to the group that became dominant. but this does not mean that this group is representative ofthe socalled true teachings. I am not an expert in these matters, but I don't think I a m oversimplifying the fact thst them are serious questions to be addressed. I would a h like to comment on your assessment of Plato. You say that Plata'a philosophy is not to be accepted even though we have accurate accounts of his texts; yet, the NT is to be acceoted because Plato built his claims in midair without any proofs whereas Christ, you claim, rose from the dead. Well.

wbether or not l e w s rose from the dead i s in questton and cannot be w e d to , i u s t ~ f vt a k ~ n nthe NT a s true. Plate did attempt to offer roofs for his claims. Hie diarogues are filled with auchargumente. Anyone who has tskenen intro class -~~in ohilosoohv realizea that Plsto does ar& for his claims. I do not say this in defence of Plato's philoso hy be cause I am not a ~ { t o n i s i However, I recognize that Plato does have a love of wisdom and truth. When I diaanree with him. it i s because I ofier arguments against him (whether or not my arguments are telling is, of course, another matter) and do not try to ignore him s s you do. When you began your columns, I thought you said your intention was to offer arguments in a serious discussion s n d not to rely on irrational responses and cheap shots. Your arrogant comment about Plato shows otherwise. Shame.

protests against sexism and racism etc.. are warranted: howe v e r , this upcoming protest against this so-cslled "militsrism at UW"is inconaiderateand simple-minded. People whadon't want to work for a company even loasely associated with a milttarv contract want to take that r&ht away from others who do. I auppose these people assume t h a i everyone shares their viewpoint becsuae their protest invitation poster hintsat banning these soimplied "evil corporations" from ~

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rhla rarnpus. lor * r a n q ~ . r theer who w e n t t n w u r k f w t h t ~ ~ R I P p~nhthltedfrom d o m ~ so he cause others don t ltke it It LS Isas and now the" want to censor jobs7 How do youdefinemilitarism7 What a r i the. parameters? Shuvldsuy company ~ i t h e v e n o hmt of a- militarv, contract be -~ banned for co-oo emdovment? Get real. If chrysl& kanada builds jeeps for the armed forces we won't be able to work for them. rf these 'Students Agsmst Milttarism" get their nwn way. You'rr taklnn our lobs swav' Here's th; sol&on, vo; instpid ignoramuses: ~ o n ' apply t for these jobs, but don't stop the rest for exercising freedom of choice. Simple. You've pub~~~~~~

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After reading letters totheeditor regarding stolen or vandalized property these last few weeks. I em happy to relate a little good news. This letter is to thank the two gentlemen who helped me start my car on s very cold Thursday night. These two Waterloo students took lime to help aameone who bothered them alter they had finished amealetalocsl fast food joint. Thenka sgainl

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I was frank1 appalled a t the brazen thoughtyasaness in which Imprint , h a d l i n e d its Feb. 24 issue. Ring Road Wreck." Doesn't the uiiversity hsve anylhmg more newswoiths or entertalntng than e psthetm car accident to grace its front pane? The srttcie i s neither news worthv nor entertaintnn: a small parhaFaph inside t h i paper would have sufficed. Doesn't the lmprlnt realize the University of Waterloo is a fairly small community and that embarrassing a fellow student (young though she may be] is totally out ofline? I'm sure Christina Carere has enough to worry about without having her little tragedy publicizedl Is there a point in having the accomoanvinn ohotonraoh take

up half the page? The similar "Autohenge" photograph on page 6 of the same iaaue is a quarter the size, w e n though it deals with a relevant university issue. The causes of Christina's accident weren't even mentiw e d If dnmk d r ~ v m gor speed ing on Ring Road are problems. tell us' Instead. ChristinaHardy end@t h e s r t ~ c l eb r teilmn u s r h ~ ~ t the wrecked ' 8 g - ~ i s s a nSentra was a Christmas present1 Such senaatlonalism is on the level nf the Toronto Sun 1 must r ~ r n ~ nyou d the imprint is s untbersity newspaper,not a t a b l o ~ d

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You mean the Un~tedh'attnns Peacekeeoinn Furres? No wsv' (Who, by' t h i way, were collectively swarded the Nobel Peace Prize] Now there's a horrid bunch of war-mongers1 Rape. pillage and destroy1 Who needs cease fires? Thev onlv ston osople from dying. Big deal, ii'sLn guys, go do some research on the phrase "Reductio ad abaurdum." It's not like we're in Central Amerrua Imc~dcntslly.Canada gtvesaid lothoee wartorncounour trtesl Don't trv to tskean,av ~, rinhi to c h o o k w h i c h iob we want. Andnw D d b y 10 Physics

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The ngrnculturul h d ~ a t r )uf Canada and in msny o ~ h r places r in the world. is on the verge of a crisis. Our capital-tntenarw hlyh-tech approach to agncuiture has lad to increased sad eras i w c o m ~ a c t i o nof s o h . deoletion of sod nutrients. and destruetionof soh structure and sdil ornaniams. In Ontario, the annual loss d u e i o decreaaedsoilproductivity in Is83 waa estimated to be $73 million. Added to this is the reduced farm income due to lower prices paid forthe food.The responseto this problem has been a vicious c i r c l e d ever-increasing applicstions of chemical fertilizers and pesticides t o increase soil pmductivitv. In 1881 the annual consumotion of dtronan fertilizer in s level of 0 n t i r i o was 480 per cent greater than in 1981. ~ h high chemical use has led to groundwater cantamination, accidental human exposure. and concerns about the contamination of our foad - -aunolv. ~ - -~. ". These concerns hsve provided a new interest in organic farming, both from farmers and conscientious consumers. While there are many variations of the definition "organic." including other labels like suetainable aariculture or ecolonical thev - anticulture, all incorporate the same-basic attitudes. Organic farming avoids the use of chemical pesticides and synthetic lertrirrers. and relies on such methods as cro rotation, green and a n ~ m amanures, l compost applications.andtRemalotcn m c e of a hcalthv sull to combat ocsts and weeds Them ara an estimated 400 organic farms in alone,with a n average size of 100-200 acres. The long-term e x i s t s n ~ aof these farma is testimony to the effectiveneasend viability of this typeof agriculture. Why should we buy orgsnic food? After all, organlc food i s usuall more expensive and is not commonly available. ~ h i many i foods can be grown organically at competitive prices, (because of reduced input coats), the transportation and retailing coats are much greater. The economy of scale doea not apply here because of the small quantities involved. Other crops. especially produce such a s carrots, requint hand-weeding which resultli in higher labour costs. Aiao, the current systemof a8riculture is crsstingita ownproblems. When we buy food, we inadvertently su port the system thst grows, distributes, and markets that f o o l By making the effort to purchase organic food, we su port e sustainable sgricult u r d 8 stem that will maintain the h s l t h of the mil. and will avoid environmental contamination that ia so strongly linked to ~ s a t l d d e ,,a. i n egricu1,ure. As more m o d e realize the intrinsic value of ornsnic foad. the demand wlfl irkreass, groduction will increase, and the perunlt con1 of transportstton, andling, and marketing wlll decrease. In Q w b s c thia increased demand has resulted in Provigo, a major eupermerket chain, carrying a selection of or enic food. In Waterloo. organic foods can he purchasejat several natural end health food stores, including the Ebytown FoadCa-o locatad on Phillp Street Co-op Housing Complex. If you would Eke mare information on suatainable agriculture systems, visit the WPIRG office in room 123 of the General Services Camolsr. ~

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Why are Muslims insecure? by Rofessor Herbert M. h f c0u.t Daparlmant of Pmychology

recent historv that is knownoeraonslly by- living o e r s o n s , lhrough films. prctufisindfrrsthand accounts of survivors. H l r assaults on the hlstnrv of the hn-

Within the last few weeks we have been exposed tu dcmonatralions of intolerance that have reached shocking proporIluns. In lhc name uf r e l i ~ r o n . l h ~ Ayatollah Khomeini h a s h s u e d a d&lh warrant for Salman Rushdte as puntshment for hls novel. Tha Salmnic V a n a T o the mind tomsd to reading ell manner of scandalous criticism of gavernments, religions, and ideologies, the degree of outrage and its seeming universality among Muslims is shocking t o put it mildly. Puzzlement would have been the moat likely emotion for westernera to feel had the Mualimo simply expressed lheirautrage a t Rushdie's book and refvined from making further Hc,wsv.r, w h m l h " l,v..,,fa,,thorn and book publishers are puhlicly threatened, more would seemto beet stake. andouremu. lions and thoughts have to become less charitable. The threats made by the religious laadera of a fundamentalist Islamic sect seem to have gotten well beyond rationality. To murder sn au-

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thor, to promiseenormous financial incentives for murder, to threaten airllnes and embassies of countries where s bookis to be or has bean published ia bizarre and nothing short of radical violence against the freedoms and riwhta of 0th.. n m n l o

Within the newspapers and radio interviews even with educated Muslims living in Canada. we have been privy to some frightening thoughts which do well to make us more than curlous about the mindset of some of our citizenry. The first point to i a that # .- ha -- nnt.4 ....h e r oha. hmon little arnument or diversit of opmions expressed by ~ u s E m s in lhe public media. That there phuuld beso little dissent within any large group suggests that there may be Jeor among members of tho1 group, that the expression of a difference of opinion may make one liable to the same kind of vilification that Salman Rushdie and his publiahara have beensubjected to. It is possibly due to the fear of retribution that there has been a lack of honest and thoughtful discussion by people whom one might assume would be capable of meaningful dialogue. Leaders in the Muslim community have done little to dispel the shock that we have experienced from the dire and bizzsre public pronouncements issuing from Iran. in one statement offered by s Canadian Muslim leader, the public w a s encouraged to equate Rushdie's novel with the anti-semitic writing8 of Ernet Zundsl. and therefore, to consider it a s demondins the same denree of condemnailon. Thia q u i t i o n i s fallacious. however. and reveals a strange thought process wllh dannerous implications for democrallc institutions. Zundel was attempting to tnmper with

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personally bellwed Christ to be divine. nthwa were entitled to their own views; end then. there were those who argued like the Muslims that the film was samile iaua and should be censurvivors thbmselves, a n at- sore!. Because of the diversity of tempt to discredit their personal opinion, and because of respect r x p r r l r n r r l ao a s to enrours c far the law, the film never was sntl-semlrir rentmentR ~ u s f - censored and individuals were die's work,ontheotherband. t s a allowed to deal with the workof aft in their ownwsy,goingtosee work of f~ctian I t ie not an n l tempt a t rewriting history. Is it it if they wished, or staying possible thst Muslim critics fail awn from it if they wished. Wlere, we might ask, is thedito discern the difference between deliberate distortions of versity of opinion among Mughistory and fictional renditions limn? Are such s large number of of historical events and cultural people totally homogeneous? myths? Can such a large number of peoIt should be noted that des ite ple think and feel thasame about the despicablenatureof ~un&l's a book whichmost havenot even aclivity, he has not been threa- glanced at? Is It possible that tened with death or violence. In- Muslims are unable to distinstead. he has been subiected to guish novels, with their artistic the due process of law. 'But Zun- license, from political ptopadel's activity differs in a funda- gandal The only way that I can m e n t a l wa fram t h a t of imagine such a mass of people Rushdie's. TKe latter wrote s becoming so unanimous~ab6ut novel, a work of fiction, that such an issue in through fear: bears analogy to the life of Mo- Fear of rejection, harm, isolahammed. the Islam prophet. If tion. and ounishmsnts would Muslims were looking for better stifle diaciasion aed controvexamples that could parallel ersy. Obedience would become their experience with Rushdie's more important than the pernavel in the world of literature. sonal freedom to think end disthen Philip Roth's recent novel. sent. if one were terriblv afraid The Countsrlifa which paints a of the consequences of dhagreebleak picture of Judaism. Nikos ment.

Where, we might asik, is the diversity of opinion amaIng Muslims? Kazanlrakis's novel The Last Temptation 01 Chrlel thal offended fundsmentalist Christians b y humanizing Christ, and Anstol France'a P s n ~ u i nImlmnd that satirized the a r i n i n s of Christianitv would pro2de better anaiogi&. In e&h case the mythologles of major reltgions were subiecled to crtttctsm and r~dlrule but l h n s ~ hthere have

If the s l ~ f l m gof indcpendenrp occurred lotally wlthln a wllling group of persons, outsiders would probably not feel too DEAR SEXPERT: When I have sex with my boyfriend he eiacumuch grievsnce about the PFOisles soon afterintercoursehasbegun. I s t h e r e a w a y that he could cess, seeing such abnegation of delay ejaculationl individuality as the price paid for group membership. Even ANSWER. Yes there prubebl) 1s P r e m d t x r rls~ulalrar:IPElisu within Iran, however, there were rommon ncrurrmce and man) males ha\,e been able tu learn huu many, such es the members of to control i t In some rare cases P E is due to ohvstcal causes ur the Bahai faith, who were not may need to be treated b a qualified sex tl&spist. However. wllling to be subjected to such methods such as the one t o l e discussed here have been successful to the film of ~ a z a n t z a k i kbook. demands for uniformitv; and fnr m.nrr r...r.. ".""I. I man of these person9 h a i e p a d the responses were minimal in Uf the meny del~nmtivrmufprrrna!aree~aculal~un that huve been for tbmr dlsssnt w ~ t hthemitwe cnmpertson to those make by wrtlten, nnr n l the best IS Riven by Sy S ~ l v e r b r r i n h a buuk The current sltuallon is mop1 Muelma to Ruahdlr'a book. and e s t i n o n e r . I d i n e s it as the h a b t l i t v to felav e i k u l a alarming because hlusltms are thost persons who did commrr tion lo& en&gh to ensure that both p a r t n e r L r e ablLto'have a now sllemvttnu 1 0 cuntrui lhr remonsc uvurt ~ c l s ovmlencetn l satisfying sexual experience." It is important to realize thst, on to Tha L u t Tamotationof ~ h r l $ t lives of per;ons-who not only are occasion, all males ejaculale quickly when there i s an unusual not willion devotees to their bewere regarded & extreme fanatlevel of excitement [his firat time). There i s no need lo be conics. liafa but who live within differcerned with PE unless it occurs frequently. Most importantly, when the ent countries where there are Also, although it i s important for you t o be satisfied, your governments embodyin differfilm w a s receiving so much atboyfriend should not have unrealialic expectations about how tention because of pmtesting ent belief svstems. To t i e Muslong ha should be able to last. Even if ha could lest for an hour he lims, it would seem the f r e e d o m Christians, there w a s no homowould probably only succeed in making you sore. Other methods of expression. of religion, of the aeneous resvonse amonn the of stimulation such a s oral-genltal contact can be used if deslred. i'hriet>an c&nmunily. ?hare ress let d o n e the freedom to Unfortunately, them i s only sufficient space to provide an overwere those who felt there was eve in peace without harassview of the method of delaying ejaculation that i s described in ment, are not a t all important. nothing new m viewingChrist as Silverbern'a book. He emohasizes that a male must learntoreconThat they could make demands a hving, human being and were nize the sensattans thatbccur immediately prior to eierulstion. of writers, publi8hers, and gothus not offrsded, there were This conlradicts the common belief that ejaculation can be devernments with threats of death those who felt that, though they ' layed by thinking about thing8 such as football or exams rather and destruction does more than than the f ~ e l i n g sthst he is experrencmg. any book to discredit their own Once a certain level of stimulation has been reached ejaculamovement. tion is s reflexive action and nothinn can stoo it. I The Mualim fundamentalists Ejaculation can only be controlled"by c o n t r h n g the ~ t ~ m u l s may be offended by Salman tmn that precedes it Oncs yourboyfriend healearned torccogmzs Rushdie's book. They are not obthe ~ensat~onsthstaccurrmmedratelybeforce~aculsl~anistncvtlFederation of Studenta and the ligated to like it, and in a demoDr Helen Caldrcott. author. able, h e c a n s t o p the stimulat~on[or signal youtostoplforatleast ~ssceast8v8sland ~ h v s l c l s n w l l l Enginearlng Society, is the first cracy thsy should he free to 15 seconda S l ~ m u l s t ~ ocan o lhrn be slertcd and slooocd untrl he stop on a recently announced express theirdisgust. But,ifthey speak at UW in t h i Physical Acd&idike&date. two week North American tour, attempt to exercise censorship Silverbern outlines a series of exercises that should be oertivities Complex. Wednesday. through coercion and threats and her only stop confirmed in Sfnrch 22 a1 7 30 p.m. formed in h v n g to control ejnculstion. The male begins to Ihey -ere assaultrng the very Caldicott, founder of interna- Canada to date. rccognrze pro-ejaculatory sensstmna through mssturbetion and foundalmns uf democrettc soShe continues to he a huge ltunal Phyaicisns fur lhr Prcven. then practicescontrol with hts partner [your patience will probalion of Nuclear War (recipient of draw on the lecture cireuit, bly b p rewarded in theendl T h r ~ t i m u l n l t o nexpertencad by your drawing 3000 people s t SO each Ihe 1985 Nobel Peace Prize1 and osrlner will ~ r s d u s l l vmcrease as heorunressesthraunhtheexertalista reveals a dangerous Director Emeritus of Physicians last year at U of T, and Federacises. thst disregards It should be noted that it is generally easier for a male t o ~ o n t r o l for Social Res onaibility wrote tion organizers say the use of s movement human rights and individuslity. and different sound system in the the books N u L r M m h ejaculation when s sexual poailian is used in which thefemeleis It ia the responsibility of demoPAC will ensure that ehs sounds M i d l e E n v y . Celdicott wasalso omtic ~ocietieat o motact indibsttsr tbnn did I.... Cknli." the .ubjost of the Ac.d~my viduals like Ruehdie f r a m during his September lecture. Award-wlnning Netional Film totalitarian groups which would Tickets. $5 in advance for sluBoard film If You Love Ihim dents, and $7 s t the door, ere deatro thoas societies thmugh Planet. branded propaganda by ~ o n ' t r oCentre. l their dleltharete violation of secavsilsbls from all BASS-Ticketthe U S State Department. ular law. If Rushdie or hla pubCaldicult's progranulle is en- Master outlcts, the U W Federalishers ere hermad in any way. tion of Student. office, UW titled if You Love this Planelend we will all suffer along with will foous an lohsl environmen- Engineering Society offies and them in the decline of our free1. lssuam a n J t h e arms ram. Her the U W Humsnitias Thestrs Box dom and democracy. visit to U W ,co-sponsored by the office.

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What about free speech?

Satanic Verses Controversy Examined b y Lyn McOinnis Imprint itaff

h l c . " The head of the Arab massed on the distant horizon A westerner cannot help but Ha- over The Satanic Vsrsem last ask: "Which i. harder to underLeague mission in madi Eaaid, saxd Iran's action september, we were still in the stand, a Christian society toler"I inform the proud Moslem DeO- gave the impression Islam is "so of own debate beating the "humanizing" of the plc of the world, ihot the ouihor fragile, so inconsistent, that it tween Christian fundamental- "Son of Gob' or Islamic society of The Satanic Varses book. could be shaken by a novel.'' ists and the arts with the beinnmilitantlvintolerantafthe ~~which i s ogainst lslom, the Egypt.s is reshowing of Tbe last ~ e m p t a t l o n "huGsnizing"- of the mortal Proohet ond the Koran. and oll Prophetl" thoie mvolved in its ~ublication garded es a centre for Sunni who were oware of its content, learning. Scholars there last The general public has a very oneweek criticised Iran's action. ore sentenced to death." Ayatoldimensional view of Muslim response lah Ruhollah Khomeini Egypt'e most acclaimed author. "The next step (in the Fascist Nanuib Mshfour. ~~. condemned rno~ement]is to foscinote fools ~ h k i n i ' sdeath sentence anyhe film i s only the moat reNow fellow citizens living and muzzle the intelligent, by ing: 'To kill, this i s a crime. It is cent addition to a long list of ar- among us and sharing our presemotional excitement on theone horrible, like blesphflmy. 80 1 tistic and scholarly attempts to ent day Csoadian (Multi-cultuhond a n d terrorism on the categorically refuse it." Christ, r e l l s a c i s t v are s u d d e n l r da-mvfholonizc - Tesua . ather.' Bertrand Russell rehen'- Another example would be Tom !"nsfOrmed into Last in all theuproar is the fact Each generation lives through thatthe b o o k i s o f t e n v e r y f ~ n n ~ l Harper's book, For Christ's lble beinga. We watt neigh hislwic moments. These moSokel, our feelings bours and friends marchingovet ments not on1 touchandchange our most cherishedassumptions It all seems so very sad and inabout process, all agree it$s - freedom of expression and the present, gut determme the sane, The Satanlo Vsns. is as bee,, going on for time and fulure. The -~~~Suruk1-Rushton defreedom.to publish in a demomemorable for its warm and is part of our hate will orobablv onlv warrant CIBCV. often touchins inaishts into the ...... ~a footnot'e in th; n e i t genera- human condition s A t catharsis Not so with leiam. No tradi~ 2 r all e rotected under our ~ tion'a text books. On the other of both inherited traditions and tion yet exists taking s secular Canadian ~ R a r t e of r Rights and hand, many volumes will be modern circumstances. written an the life and death of Set in the ~ r e s e n and i dealinn la anese Emperor Hirohito. But w i a t about the strange case of with the iminigrant experienck Selman Rushdle, author ofThe ~n Brttsm, the novel asks many drrp questions and explurrs and Satmlc V e M a l This event, proving beyond hlura mnnv conrmrual iliatmrany doubt the phrase "truth i s tions. If there was 8 powerful stranger than fiction." raises taboo against speaking ill of issues s n d dilemmas that will Margaret Thatcher's legacy in England. Rushdie would now be outlive all of us. ~~~~

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This takes us back tcD the Middle Ages This is s tragedy f o r ail concerned. It'a a tragedy for Muslims who are either caught u in the A atallah'. call for bloodlor a f r a i i t o epeakout against it. Itfa a tragedy for "on-Muslims, who are watching an absurd spectacle only re-enforcing theaidsimplistic stereotypes. It is ofcourse a nightmare for the author and his wife, suddenly faced with e six milliondollar bounty on their heads. It is a tragedy for our continued efforts to live our lives freel and without fear. Sayman Rushdie put it well in his written response to thesituation in the London Observer. January 22 1880 - "How fragile civilization is; how easily. how merrily a book burnsl" The West i s confronted with s specter long ago rejected. When thinking of the darkest days in our past we use words like, "theocracy," "religious crimes." "inquisition." "crusades" etc. The lessons of western history speak volumes sbout the waste and suffermg of humanity l l v ~ n g under inst~tutimolw.ed intularance. Brillsh Conservative MP Cyril Townsend aummed it up by saying "This takesus back to the Middle Agesl"

Challenged by diversity But is such a n analogy relevant in this csse? Western history isn't the only history of our aoeciaa. In our "Globsl Villaaa" there ere many histories. m&y tradltians, many ways of psi-crivln. -.....-.lif* ..-. We're enriched b this dlvarsity: we're also chadenged by it. In thir very frinhtanina inatance it's all tod ca& to re& t o axtremism with extremiem. dog. m s t i m ~ with dogmatism. By dalnn so we miss the opportunity t o leorn from the .i&tinn. As ts often the case. the quiet msiorttv la harmed bv the noisv mi&ity.~inoty parcintof ~ u d lims are of the more moderate Sunni tradition. Members of this rnmmunrry have axpreaecd con. c a m thm wan1 haa served to "discredit lslsm" and is "un-Is-

assumption to the continued functioning as a lree and democratic society is now inquestion. As for the Ayatollah Ruholleh Khomeini. I feel the author h a s spoken far more eloquently than I could. In Tba Sa1malc V e m n . we see a fascinating portrait of an unmiataksbla figure. He appears in a dream. As mentioned earlier, one of the two pdncipls characters, an actor, i s plagued by dreams. -The dreams are so unplsesent that he valnly tries to stay awake indefinitely in order to keep from dreamingat all. At the beginning of Chapter 4, entitled "Ayeshs" [Pages 205-2151 he dreams of an exiled lmam living in tsolation in a western city he eontem~tuouslvcalls 3adum." He has'a v i s i o b return to his country and overthrow the godless Empress in holy revolution. He sees his true enemy a s history; the new order will abaliah both calendar and clock. This revolution will wipe sway the foreign devil stains of "science." "rights." and "progress." We see the result, the lmam returns and walches the revolution. The masses alowly continue to climb over growing piles of bodies to face the palace mschine guns. finally over. whelmmg the guards and the Emoress e ~ ~ The -~~~ imam looks an -~~the ~~~heaos of dead a s cleardlsolavof ho; much the maaaesio& i i m . He becomes a colossus. lying in the palace forecourt with his mouth open wide s t the gats, the people march inside and he swallowa them whole. ~

hiding from Scotland Yard instead of beingpmtected by them! The few sections of the book Islamic Shiite Fundamentalists find offensive are dreams of a movie actor. The dreams are of him playing religious roles in films. In other words. Selmsn Ruahdie now lives in fear of his life because he wrote of a fictional actor dreaminn sbout fictional parts in fictions1 movies. This is half the truth, the half find nainfullv obvious. the we ... . ....-... ~-.." ~d h e r half few of us know or understand. Each side possesses half the answer to this riddle. The half we hsve, freedom of expression w s cherish while not understanding the other aide's perspective. The half Islamic Shiite fundamentalists hsve Blasphemy they cherish while thinking our perspective minor in comparison.

Who will be next?

Rushdie certainly has many sharp barbs for the fundamentalists inside and outside the hook. In his comment inTheLondon Observer he says: "NowaSalrnan Aushdies T h e S a t a n i c Verses' a w a r d e d Britian's days, s powerful tribe of clarica Whitbread Prize a s best novel of t h e year. has taken over Islam. Thess are the contemporary Thought Polook a t the Prophet and other Freedoms, u a r a n t e e m g our lice. They have turned Mocentral fi ures in the early his- "freedom o f thought, belief. hammed into a perfect being, his tory of t f e faith. Rushdie has ooinion end exnrsssion. includlife into a erfect life, his revela-....-. ~~. .~~ ..-dons something relatively new. tion into 11. unambiguous, clear of the mess and he's attempted to de-mystify his other mediums of cdmmunicaevent it orininally was not. Powlslamic past. Hadia Dajani-Sha- lion": [Schedule B Constitution erful tabogs ha& been erected. keel, an associate professor in Act. 188t~Doourfellowcitizens One may not discuss Mothe de srtment of Middle East of the Is amw falth enjoy this hammed sa if he were human. and lsLmic Studies s t the Uni- freedom yet remain unaware of with human virtuea and wee~..kneases. One mav not discuss its responsibility? the growth of l s l a k as a histariNo society likes the prospect Perhaps nobody has written so bluntly, so of a portion of its citizenry hav- cal phenomenon, a s an ideology openly, about lslam and its messenger born out of its lime. These are ing e "higher" authority they acknowledge above the law of the taboos against which Tho Sat u ~ l Vorww s haa tranegresssd." We ltve in s culture used to verslty of Toronto, observed land. How do we deal withCanaSuddenly the target for inter'Perhsps nobody has wrrtten so dian cltizens whosee the Aystalc n t q u r n g tradbtton and religmn we hnv. a- .-..Inns ..--.hlatorv of studvbluntlv, so o ~ e n l v sbout , lslam l a h ' s c a l l as' b i n d i n n o n national terrorism i s no longer a head of state, knowing full well themselves? in. our ---- - ~relleiaus and c u l t u t h and it's msadangh. And so noIt'a plem t h s is an interns- the riska and surrounded with icons. As The storm clouds body is prepared t o hear it." the people and resourcsa t o protional mcrdcnt. touchmg many tect tham. Once the fateful of our aocistv's foundstmnn. A words were out of the Ayatolveritable ~ & d o r a ' 8 box" has leh's mouth it moved biyond opened bsfora our eyes, revealIran's psrticular 8ituation inlo ing many dangsroua flaws inour the world. Now Rushdida ~-~- aame understanding. In our shrinking will be o n t h e aaenda of every globe, can we afford heing so ignorant of amaiorworid faithand two-bit terrorist call all over the how complsts a part it playa in w o r l d Who will be next? ~

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We have a comfortable aarumption - livingina free country. w e don't hsve to worry =bout despots on the other side of the world. It'a fair to assume we're free to exercise our freedom of speech (calling a spade a spade1 without having to go inta hiding afterward. This n u n t i d

What we need is the Muallm community on campua a n d i n the comslunlty mnhin.

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heard. An it stands, tbe general public has a very one dimsnsionel view of how Muslims thlnk about this unprecedented svsnt. I invite Muslims reading thia article to raapondl This la an important opportunity for a more complete understending of each other1

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3,1989

FEATURE

Focal points of the United Nations Robert Borras S p c i d to Imprint Canada's role in UN peace-keeping. the Latin American debt crisis, and the future of Namibia were the focal topics in s series of round-table discussions sponsored by the United Nations Club of the University of Waterlooin the fall term. T h e w a r t i d p a n t s were a l l members of the club.. w he participants provided informed discussion of the iesues. These sessions have consistently shown the complexity and diversity of opinions relating to the particular international rablem. Informing the membership a i o u t the concerns of the UN and soliciting an informedresponse tothemsre theprimary goals behind the study groups and they seemio have succeededindoingso. In the remainder of this article, the issues and the ideas brought up at the meetings are documented.

Canada and U.N. peace-keeping The s i m of C a n a d a ' ~commitment to peace-keeping has been greally underestimated and the data available on the significance of our role will surprise many people. Canada i s the only country that can claim to hsve served in every peace-keeping force assembled by the United Nations. Our firat inualvement was enforcing the cease-fire in the Kaahmir region between India and Pakistan in 1849 which w a s soon followed by participation in the Korean conflict. Next came the cease-fire between Israel and four Arab nations, fallowed by the Suez crisis. The llat of places goes on, ranging from the Con o and New Guinea t o various ~ i d d ? e Easternlocations. Canadians hsve from the very beginning been faithful t o the covenant of the United Nations and enjoy much respect on the world stage as steadfast peace-kee ers whose record has been marked gy bravery, the limited use of force. and the ability to compromise.

Some concern w a s exoreased. bv a -~ few peuple, abvvt the UN'S motrvat;an regarding peace-keeping sctivtties. Canada should be aware uf tbe NorthGnuth mlionrnent of the .~ m~~~~~~ ~~~-international cnmmunity. Somettmes, the U.N. seems to act like a vehicle for protectinp the interest. of the North lthe Esel and th4 West] in the South. ~ v e r p n eagreed this is not pro er e n d t h a t the countries of the U N o u g k to uphold the UN charter ... which clesrlv , states as one of its major aims the right of sovereignty for all nations. ~~

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Internetinnat atability brought b y l J N eace-keeping is in our best interests eecause it keeps conflicts from ascalatiog. However. many people expms8 concern about the toam of Canadian life in areas of the world whom Canada hes no practical stake. Thia becomes a particularly sensitive isaue given that UN soldiers have no powers of arrest and can only use their weapons in aelfdefense.

Other solutions were also suggested. For some, the g a d should be to stabilize the economies of Latin America, and l h ~ ama no! don* hy r m n f n r r i n ~a r ~ n try's dependence on a couple of cash m o o s but bv d~verstfvmn o~rmAtural " output and making the economy ssseifsufficient as poseible. Some believed comprehensive land reform ss the means to economic stability in Latin America. The point made w a s that there is only so much oppression the Latin American people csncope with and, therefore, the credttnr nations must be careful not to expect the tmposatbie The debtcrtots in Lslrn Amerrca. we would lrke lo thmk. w s s not imposed "by economic victors upon the economic vanouished." 'some of the West's de'slings with the developing nations have clearly been unfair. Some farsighted individuals noted that internetional and domestic finance is closelv associated. For Canada to prosper l i t h e long t e m it must seek the economic pmsperity of the entire world, including the Third World.

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Overall, the usefulness of our role in international peace-keeping was found to be worthwhile. Reasons for this were found in fulfilling the very objectives of UN peace-keeping. Peacekeeping is often aimedst speedingup theinitistion of negotiations. [bringing a quickend to war while bringing the opposing sides to the bargaining table). Furthermore. the UN peace-keepers are a neutral farce in an particular conflict and the presence orsuch a third party between the two sides often helps to justify their cessation of fighting to their respective peaple and thereby the presence of peace-keepers keep a country fram"losing face" by showing a willingness to negotiate.

Namibian Independence South Africa has illegally occupied South West Africa [Namibia] since the UN terminated South Africa's mandate and attempted t o assume responsibility for administering the territory. The UN aims to lreata sn independent Namibia once South Africa nives up control. Imposing sanctions i f i r d e r io force South A f r m into ,ecceptmg the UN plan for Namtbtan independence (nsoluttons 385 and4351 has been repeatedly vetoed bv Francs. the United Kingdom and the " u i i t e d states.

Given the absence of a positive response from South Africa to the UN proposal for Namibian independence. some suggested thst UN supporters should help "freedom fighters" such a s the South West Africa People's Organization which claima to represent the Namibian people. The ideas o f using farce rather thsn pursuing the pres&t UN policy of persuasion and negatiation is not seen as a reasonable anawer by most. It costs South Afrtca over one b d i ~ o n dollars annually loconlrolNamtbte. not ta mention the tnternattonal economtc and ~0tlItc.dharessment South A f r i r ~ d o e r not maintain this oolicv wtthout anme justification. c u b a n nksence in Angola, for instance, could be seen as a potential threat to thesafety of theterritor and might make unbiased elections difficult. Perhape the demilitarization of both Angola and Nemibia through the agreement of both Cuba and South Africa may be the only realistic w a of allowing the Nemibisns a voice in tiair future. (At the time of writing. UN forces are preparing to oversee the beginning of the withdrswal of Cuban troops f m m Angola.)

Latin American debt

Almost everyone realires that Third World states are in debt to Weatern banks and international lenders and Latin America's predicament is probably worat of ell. Its share of the total Third World debt w a s 4 1 per cent b y 1883. Nearly all Latin American counIdes have a t some point been incapable of making payments on their debts and, as compared to the situation in African countries, mom debt is owed to oommcrcial banks thsn t o international Institutions: money owed to commercial banks usually involves harsher renav.. ment terms. Of particular interest t o us was the mle private lenders. In the mid-1070s commercial hanks in the United Statsa ~and Europe recorded mass-ive increases in loans made to Latin American countries. Them inalitulions encouraged careless bormwing by foreign governments. Even mom disturbing was the Perhaus the most appall in^ thing incsnttvs system in the 8tmcturs of about tl;r Nsmihran s~t;&un won the these banks through which income and extent to w h ~ the h pnlicy of Aparthetd promotion were baaed on the volumeof has been transplanted tn the territory b v t h e S o ~ ~ t h A f r r c a n y o v r r ~ ~ ~ n e n t . A a e niosns negotiated. Many people have concluded that the welfare of Latin eitenaion ol South Africa, the social American countries was not a s impord~vistonsfound in Namibiansociety are tant a conaideralion in maktngthe loana s~mtlnrto those found in South Africa as some individual's mcmtrve fur win The whiles, most often South African and profit from the deal. citizens, en'oy a very high standard of The possibility that debtor nations living fok themselves. Native Namibilose their sovereignty t o t h s c r s d i t ~ r n a ans have been forced to live inimpaverlions w a s also conaidered. Several ished conditions. Indeed, the black countries, such a s Peru, are s o indebted population provides the South Africans thst c a m ~ l s t renavment s seems imoaswith cheap labour to work in whiteeible wlihout s & i n g over the &ire owned factories, mines and fsrms. Yor some. the wealth of the country. South Africa has e x ~ l o i t e dthe terrivwbl)ure I # U W t~rrlx88bmh. I Y w e e d tory's mineral. agricultural and flshery along their rcpsyment acems impcrw.1rasourcea; it is exporting this wsalth mtic. A few people suggested that the back to South Africs. and nothing has debtor nations should re udrsts their been done to develop the internal econdebt to compensate for t i e ..economic omy of Namibia. However, it w a s also mrnpsrdism' of Western multlnsttonal noted that much of the investment mecorporelrons; ti forargn corporalrona casssry for exploiting Namibia's rewere nstionsllzed. some L a t h Amcrlsources comaa from Western Eumpeen ran economic problems would be and North American multinstionsl corsulved. porations. ~

Canada's dependence on Lauo Amertca is quttercmsrkablr. Canadran banks am second anlv to American ones m their involvemint with Latin American countries. Quite simply, if Brazil or Mexico, or acombinaiion of other L a t h Amerlcsn countries did nut make them paymentm. Canada's bonking system would be in sertoue trouble. Unfortunately, Latin Amsrice's divsm&of I&eign exchangeearnings to cover itsdebt rnpresentn areduction in the amount of C a n a d ~ a ngoods these s t s t o can pur. chase. Alrcadv. t h ~ ehas meant manv lost jobs in ~ h a d a .

A telllng result of the diacuaaion of Latin American debt i s that no consensus could ba reached on apractical. long term aolutian to the debt crisis. Like the experts, the studygroupsucceededaniy in jarring open a pandora'a box.

Round-table dmcuseiona sponsored by the UN Club during the fall a b e d to present varying opinions on important issues. Similarly, the United Nations provides s forum for its members toexpress differing opinions. It i s aaaumed that by doing ao countries will be more aware of the conflicts that exist and thus attempt toresalve their diffsrsncss without a resort to arms. Indeed, one of the major stated functions of the UN is t o reaolve internetianel disputes: this can only be achieved when the true nature of the international s i t u a t i o n ha. been brought to light. This i s so whether the basic iasue i s polltical, cultursl, or economic.

during his travels, becomes acquainted with s Dr. Yerdeli (named after a former janitor s t St. Jerome's) who works for The Institute of the Lost, a woman who specializes in creating new personas and life histories for amnesiacs and far pea le who simply want a new, giffcrent persona.

b y Chris Wodskou l m p d n t stmff I imagine that it must have bean with aome amusement that Eric McCormack read William French's review of his aecond book and first novel. The P a n diss Motel. While grudgin lv conceding that M c c o r m a c t has a startlingly fecund imagination and that his skill at weaving a mesmerizing tale is great. he couldn't get over his constarnstion that, well, eah, Inspecting The Vaults a n d k s P a n d l s e Metel are compulsive. entertaininn resdinn, but, dammit, there's nnmorol i r any r e d meoning to be gleaned from the text. Of course, as every aspiring liberal humanist knows, it's d l verv well and goad for a story to bh d ~ v e r l m gand fun endmecabrely faacinatu~g.but 11there's noedt. firation. no mvlructmn to guide us to the paths of morol recljlude, nor. at the verv least. some unified meoning to ilnk the text to the canon of great Literature. it just doesn't cut the mustard. 8POlt. Come-uppance would bave been French's had he been at McCormack'a reading Monds night, presented by Wardsworti Books at Seagram's Museum: McCormack regaled and satisfied a smattering of Weterloo's literati and the curious with the simple art of story-telling. Anticipating the questions he is invariably asked in interviews (during which he says he 'ust "repeats the same lies') andobligatory question- and- answer sessions. McCormack presided over his own answer aession prior l o the actual reading, teliing of the highlights of his promotional tour: meeting Margot Kidder, meeting Terri Austin of Knot's Lutdinp infamy ("I feel like I must s p a l ~ g i r e to the

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Eric M. ser "Hey everybody" women here, but those are the thinns I remember."l andcominn down t o e a r t h b y me'etingfarmei B.C., B.V.Z. (Before Vender Zalm) premier Dave Barrett. McCormack exnlalned where he gets his violeni imagery: it's ingrained in his memory from often morbid Scottish folk and I.ursery ballads. He also offered his reactions to the Selmen Rushdie affair: "There's a story in l ~ p c t i m ~ Vaults about The John Knox that's very unflstter-

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ing to Presbyterians, and I have to sav that I havenew respect for Presbyterians for not having a go at me for that." Rather than reeding by now familiar excernta from the novel about human gardens and spider-like shamen w i t h eyes wrapped up in banana skins. McCormack read a passage inspired by s trip to Australia "to prove that there are things in the novel that aren't hideous or grotesque." The novel's narrator.

Dr. Yerdeli intraducesthenarrator to Maria, an smnesisc who i s one of her "special students" and who has "settled into the institute." After Maris'a arrival s t the institute. Dr. Yerdeli constructed for her a newbiography as a cautious charscter, a smalltown spinster content with an unhurried life, a degree in history, and a place in the church choir. She w a s also implanted with a secret memory of asexual liaison and s "backstreet abortion." The experiment is s success: Maria begins to flesh out her new psyche, adds details to it. and fully lives the life of a spinster, until one day she announces that she has recovered her real memory - a memory almost identical to the one Dr. Yerdeli has given her with a few minor differences. such a s the fact that she really does h a v e s husband. Still not convinced that she hasn't merely grown into her new persons. Dr. Yardeli,regrettingthe loss of hergreatest work of art, gives in to Maria's pleas that she be allowed togo to what she remembers a s her home. Maris'a memory of her homctown, neighbourn, and family life is remarkably precise and detailed, recalling things only a native of the town and the wife of s man could know - the only

problem i s that no one knows or remembers who Maria is. Did Maria simply assume the persona of a n actual, living person, o r w a s it the whole comm u n i t y t h a t h a d amnesia. exorcising Maria from their vast? McCormack doesn't offer sny answers, but goes on to tell the story of Harry.mnther of Dr. Yerdeli's special students. Pormarlv a . u c c c d u l lswver witha famify, Harry wakes" u one night hearings noiaslikal.lant shouting thst no one else can hear. He i s tormented by this noise until he beglns to catch fleeting glimpses of a human form apparently invisible to evaryona else and becomes obsessed to the point where he i s completely useless. Admitting himself IntoTheInstitute of the Lost, he become. a source of instant fascination for Yerdell; putting a atethoscope to Harry's heed. shehesra e curious sound like distant shouting. She makes tapea of the noise, puts it through computer analysis, and the reeding abruptly ended. I don't know if McCormack had any literary theory in mind in writing the navel. or if thereis any message to digest, and I don't really care. The stories are self-sufficient in the telling. enough to stoke the imagination and haunt thenethercurtex wrlh tales of powerful sirongeneas. e i i c ~ t mthe klnd of r e s ~ o n s e that c& only be evoked'by s strong pitch tothe menses, not by pedantic literetiness. Story-telling ia as old an art form a s there is, robably a s old as language its&: the fsct that McCormack seemingly "merely" tells stories does not denigrate his art one bit - the freahneas of his stunning grotesqueries aod the indelible stamp they lesveon t h e memory i s vindication enough of his writing.

Hellfire in ~amilton

Bruce Cockburn goes for gold Six mernbcra of Bruce Cockburn's current band performed rucenliv. unfortunslelv not d l at the s a k e venue. Ten );ear Cockburn violinist Hunh Marsh nave an erenlng of i s z i blandarrie at T o r o n t o s C l ~ n t u n ' s , while a trmmod down \eruiun of Cock. burn's band started offhnsNnrth A m e r i c ~ nt o u r ~Hamilton t Place. Marsh, along with longtime Cockburn pianisti roducer ]on Goldsmith, enthraEed s packed house with sterling interpretations of My Funny Valentineend a blazing Time Remembered, featuring a show-sto ping, Mingus-like bass solo gy Roberto Arpeggi. Despite strong aidemen. Marsh's violin work, both bowed and plucked, earned the stronnest audience resoonse. l'rep.&n8 for a tour wrthimper Mary Margaret O'Hars Marsh a d v s hi8 r ~ . l auto a l b u r ~will be d e a s e d in April. Bruce Cockburn's tour opening cancart ran with alightly less spontaneity and energy. He informed the audience ahead of time thst it was indeed their first show and that he w a s struck with a cold. which certainly set the the stage for the festivities. Tha new album. Big Circumstance was well represented

with nine of eleven tracks performed. Unfortunetely, due to the size limitations of the bsnd. the piano was conspicuously missinn. Caldsmnh's onginel keyboards wereeither neglected comoletelv or aubslituted bv ~ e r g ' u s ~ a r s h ' s complicates Stick layi in^. This gave certain work; en inicrrstmg nrw edge but became distracting and uneven noth hers. Thrsrould bedue to lhe orahlem in sound levels Despit; remarkable clarity, the instruments were not properly mixed, and Marsh, Cockburn and drummer Michael Sloski played in spite of one anotherinstead of along with one another, As the eveningprogressed, the set became tighter and more exact. Easily the show's stsndouts were the folk veraion of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from Monty Python's Life of Brion,complets witha rousing audience whistling sectlon, and the newTibetan Side of Town .frum Circunlstonas. Cockburn displayed his virtuosic acouatic guitar work and Marsh (Hugh's brother) gave s s arkling demonstration of tge C h s p m s n Stick. Sloski gave en inspired performance on The Gift. exploring the cntire range of his parcussivs nrsenal, but over-simplified the subtleties of Cockburn's earlier compoaitions.

Before t h e accident: Bruce Cockburn Cookbum rollicked through a honky-tonk randition of Moybs The Poet and a quirky Rumours of Glary with s raspy. RQB harmanics, and barreled through e n

alactric Silver Wheels with a complete deviation from the It is these renovaled arrengements that kept the eudience'a interest alive.

Although Coekhurn's probehle Torooto summer concerts will be marc rcfimed. s rusty Bruce Cockburn i8 still leagues better than most.

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tinued unabated 'ti1 the closing bell as the lead singer conducted a sing- along with sauced and slam-dancing lads. Where else but a t Waterloo could the fanclub of e bar band be composed entirely of males? If I knew the answer to that. I'd be writing for the Gazette.

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taught group, the irony sctually lies in the fact that this LP ~ ~ I I is a victory of technique over aubatance - of form aver content. At least two-thirds of the songs on ~ d have ~ been included on either ~ ~ ~

by Paul Dona Imprint etmff All successful pop groups must tread the fine line between sticking to the musical turf their fans feel safe with and tampering with theformulaiustenough so that fans don't feel ripped off when they shell out their cash for the new LP [or CD or Cassette). Ever since New Order jumped to the big leagues from their status as the most successful cult group around, they have been walkmg the ttghtrope between staslo s n d wtcesb Though the title Tschniqve may be a sly slice of irony from the world's most successful self-

shinehead sh don no;, and Mary Margaret O'Hara, One CY U ~ ~ ~ U Bremained ~ Y well-canfinedtotheperiphery -Danielle

Cudous'~, because with the exception i of the ~ brilliant~Michel- ~ Ie-Shocked. t h ~ ~she -may be the beat ~ o o ~ o r ~ o w . ~ ~ e w ~ t h o u t s o u nof~ the . bevy. A veritable musical ing the tiniest fraction out Sybil possessed of a voice a s ~h~ third, dextrous and chameleon-like a s that of the Kate Bush of Never prlsing F;,,~ ~i~~ (the first gle), Round ond Round [the Forwar and The Dreamin and as full and playful a s ~ i c f e l l e second single) and M ~ D.~ S C O Shocked's. Dax quietly assumes contain *"idence of N=W , and prorecent fascination ~ i t h id ~ 0 w w r i t i n garranging, H~~~~ music. ~h~~~make decent duction credits for an astonishsingles, but pale %hal. ing diversity of material as well low compared to the best of New a s P ~ ~ Yguitars, W keyboards. ~ bass, ~ flute,~ sitar,~kalimba. ~ and. Order's work such as T tion, Subculture [LP version) or pemugsion. Shellshock. Culling seven of its twelve tracks from the wonderful lnky Tschnique is. quite simply. a Bloaters album of 1987. Darkboring LP. New Order are Adapted Eye i s dazzling in its floundering-BernardSumner's eclecticism, spanning the entire high school poetry cum lyrics spectrum of influences on popuend their tired musical formula lar music. ~ b r a stampers ~ i ~ ~ MO", which at. of layered simple instrumental like ~ i HOIIOW g lines sound tired and worn. The tacks the overtrodden subject of Pet Shop Boys do this dance-pop evangelist shysters with a causthing far far better than New tic sneer, nestle between the deOrderandtheycarr nofakecult liciously s t r a u p e I status along with t i e m either. eastern and cou r stylings of

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Bad Miss ' W a n d lnky Bloaters and the hard-edged near-disco of Flashbock and the recent single. Cot-House - a song that, along with her refusal to be pigeonholed or to pander to radio for^ mats, shows why' Dax has remained a stranger to domestic record shelves until now. Dax takes an uncomfortable delight in perverse ambiguities - one wouldlike to think of Cat-House as a barb directed s t boy-toys. but the lyrics are unashamedly and "on-judgementally hedonist play that would tax the metephoric talent of a veteran Penthouse Forum letter-writer: "Babv. babv, vou're mv heart's d e s i r k o t myenaine ~ o i n aand my pants &I h r e i ~ o s d i u e , somersault down to helllZoom right u p s n d ring heaven's bell/ And then stay till I fuse your wire:' Get the gist of it yet?

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at ekuewely (Cad fnrbtd) paottc magcry w ~ t h u u l once lapstng Into the prmausness one mrght tendtonssucra!t,*~the isneSnberry, a s on the languidly gorgeous Brimstone In A Barren h d : "Ghost woman with a a h e ~ on her breathiReveal the flyblown face of the gone." Let's face it, though. Anyone can make a diverse, eclectic album providing they have open ears and amadicum ofnerve [not to mention an open-minded recard company). Danielle Dax is alSO~nimpeccablecraftsperson, twining dcllcate strands of melody and exotic instrumentation together in perfect songcraft. indescribably weird and compellinglylistenableatonce-herein lies the mark of a genuinely unique talent.

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by Andy KO& Imprfnt staff Canadian hard-core mainstays S N N , are back. with energy to burn. But it's been two years since their last release and I can't say it's worth the long wait.

Charles' will is Mans' son patby For The Devil is nothing short of revolutionary [not 33 a minute, chowderhead - once a generation) and this slab, unlike the Pistols Anarchy, will bridge all generation gaps with its thoughtful and sensitive mortar. Come together right now - over As the sinistercaverindicates. there is something here for the whole family: there's the Time For A Change version for dad. with its Star Trek Sam lings. there's the Who Killsi The Kennedys disco-pop mix for mom, and tour other tasteful reworkings for the kids to fight over. Happinsaa begins at home folks, and if you're gonne have a war, you gotta have a wardrobe. The alaua are the new master race, and with lagger's declaration that these verses are blasphemy. I sense a mighty reckoning - as Lsibach's ole time religjon is good enough for all of us.

by Trevor Blah Imprlnt staff

More slavic mayhem from the Laibachian Institute of Cultural Viruses. This pressed release canfirma that Laibach have set themselves up as the alter-cullure saviours the West deserves. When justificetion propaganda meets mutilated titillation, then Germania, the noisy bunch, and the rest of that which is Laibach sing sweet, sweet sounds. This EP, with many reinterpretstions of the Stones' Sym-

My initial exposure to this disc was less than favourable. The first songs Ihad thepleisure of hearing included a lousy, generic hard-core IrackcaUedTour Tantrum and a cheesy (and surprisingly straight) cover of Cat Stevens'Wild World. Well. Wild World grew on me. hut I can't say the same lor the atrocious lyrics. It's hard to believe these ridiculous versea were written by grnwn adults. The fun begins an Time to Buy A Futon which includes the lines: "Whenever I partake in sex/ the domn bed olwo s hreoks '' This is followsd up gy G.I. lie Gets Angry With Human Kind which chronicles the army doll's jealous reaction to his lack of sexual ogans. Later. the listener embarks on an amazing journey to

The Moll lhat Bats People and.. well. you get the idea

Luckily, themusicisconsiderably better. Songs like Postman'a Pet Peeve exhibit the band's riff-%I-death punk rock. which is given its tunefulnes. by

Linda Fromme's Squeaky 'Sisters' Chi Pigs's unique vocal abilities. the sound quslity has imprnved over past releases (perhaps toomuch). This results in a somewhat more metslish sound, although the duel-guitar attack rarely strays into spandex territory.

Despite some uneven moments. this is a solid LP. Unfortunately, the pathetic lyrics undermine the band's musical integrity. Still. I expect that by touring, the hand will redeem themselves with their killer live show.

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really enthusiastic review, it'll make up for my aiappmess. Unfortunateiv I never seem to net e n t h u a i a s h about anything i n ymare. To atsnd around at parties looking jadedseems to bemy dentinu. . ...... O n {he other hand this album is nood enough to keen even a d&aitised ;ope like me awake and reasonsbiy content. Basically the musicis that powerguitar sound that so many ~ e n don indeoendent bands d er~~~~ wiih added frillslike half-decent ~ o n g s and thought-provoking lyrics. ~

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I did an interview with SOF's lead singer before Christmas. The guy seemed really nice, he even pretended to take s polite intereat when I started babbling about conspiracies and secret societies. So I felt a bit guilty about lasing my interview notes. Maybe i f I give this elbum a

Actually this is s damn fine slab of vinvl. Ihe Sons appear quite willing to serve up a k a p ing halping of head damage and psvchotic love. A cursory glance at the song titles leaves the im-

preadon that these guys are out to change the world. Wrnngl Per from bemn on s miseton from lor ~ t m m m e 6theseguys are he& to ROCK. Right on - the last thing this crazy mixed up world needs is another nannle of conscienceon-their-sleeves pances striking rebel rock poses. O n the other hand, theyt& not a bunchafidiotic hedonistsin pursuit of theultimate rock and roll party. So what else is there to say? Nothinn. exceot to wsrnvou that the time of thk end is now. Y e s .

The term "power-pop" was coined in I078 by Bomp fanzine. It was described as: "crested out of the new-wave to destroy the inherent "on-commercial ...........- . as-oects uf punk." Thie label was raed to dracribc numcrous R r ~ t . . ~ hbands such sa The Under. tones. The Buzzcocks, and even early Police. Nuw in 1989, All have risen from the ashes of The Descendents to give a new meaning to power-pop. They do so in a very different and a ver American way, but it's pop anKit.spowerful nonetheless. Five out of six songs on this,

All's second release, demonstrate # h e x bright, hummable sound that is rife with melodies and harmonies. The tunes are rcinfarced hy razor-sharp guitar, bouncy baas and precise drumming. A veritable plethora of piessantness, n'est-ce pas? The sixth song Son-o-quo. On the other hand, is a quirky, offbeat instrumental that would be more at home a n a NoMesnsNo record then on this E.P. While demonstrating t h i s combo's mueical abihty, this track alee raises questions a s to why the band limits itself to lightweight pop an most of their tracke when they can be much more interest-

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boy-gsrl l y r m dun t i s r r ail thst well. Tolerable on some tracks. the lvrics net aa saoovasamanle tree "in sp;in8 on b i l k s . EX&ple: "A word. a song. a smile. o tnnw She .- - .. -. .- -rlnasn'trnre --... .--.- ,fnr - . .me ..-, .i t.' sclear/ I'll never tell/ I hurt like hell1 To see her turn and disappear''. I feel for you, fells. Still:. this is infectiousiy tuneful music played with a hard edge - so why &omplain?

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by Cathy Swlpa Impriml staff What do youget when you m x toaether s mvslmotls skeleton popping up i n y o u r car trunk, an inn inherited from a father you never knew. and agroup of nvns who catch you in the buff and proceed to whistle in appreciation7 Well. you've got thestart to Trevor Ferguson'a new novel. The Kinkajou. The hero of the story, Kyle Elder Junior, inherits s Vermont inn from hls father, who has recently died of cancer. He travels

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from Tennessee with his dulcimer and the aforementionedskeleton to claim his inheritance. Upon arriving, he finds he Is to host a group of nuns for the upcoming Easter holidays. But these are no ordinary nuns. Forget about the RomanCatholic penguin stereotype. These nuns wear jeans, leather and fur. They perform strange matriarchal rites that have to do with rtigmas and Virgin Births. And our hero falls in love with one ofthe them, who happenstobleedfrom her hands and eyes eve Easter Friday. Then his s k e l e t r t r a v e l ling comnanion comes back to hacnt hi And is the beginning of the book, The plot takes seemingly unrelated and

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Thwarted love and tragic illness b y R e n a b Sander-Repier Imprlnt staff Cutseppe Verdt's l o Tmviota has been utllng lumps into the throsts ofaudiences for a lone time, and the New York c i t y Opera National Company's pmduction a t the Centre in the Square was true to form. Baeed on La Dame oux Comelios by Alexandre Dumas, the opera tells the sed tale of courtesan Vioietta Valery who a t long isst finds true love in young Aifredo Germont. Slow1 dying of consumption (tubcrcu?oais). Violetta hopes to live out her days in romantic bliss with the man she loves. But elas she 1s llnforglvrn by sooety forherpast, and letsherself be persuaded by Ailredo's

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f u l h ~ r ~t ~8 ~ l l fhla l ~B eO t l 1 0 B B V P the f a m ~ i ys hnnour In todoy 9 ooclety, famtly honour 1, a daled concept but thwarted l a w and I I U Y I L bliness are r e u i ~ t w w r can e a d y identify with. The Centre in the Square w a s the only Canadian atbp of the New York City Opera National Company's &week Lo Troviato tour, end opera fans were out en masse to see the ~erformnnce. Sandra Ruaales'clear, precise voice held R I G t h r o~u g h ; , ~her ~ demanding role,effecl~veiy cum~ n u n t c a t ~ nthe g ranee of cmo. tions Violetts experiences: hope. despair, joy, anger, hopelessness. And her sensitive yet strong stage presence conthbuted to make her performance memorable. Even morememorable because of the cast she wore on her right arm. The gutsy Rugglea had appatently broken her arm before the p ~ e v i o u s ni ht's performance in the u.s.!u~ went on to

sing and act her role regardless. Later she haditputinacast.And the fallowing evening she a pesred a t the Centre in t l i S uare, wearing Long gloves in all fouracts. notlettinnthe cumbersome cast dampenihe spirits of her character the least hit. It must not have been easy for her, especially when she had to handle obiscts. hut once when she dropped flower she was cradling. Robert Brubaker (as her laver Alfredo Germont] who was embracing Ruggles, deftly caught it and returned it to her. Lo Traviala i s carried by only three principal characters - Violetta. Alfredo Germont and Giorgio Germont, thelatter's father - whose vaicea have a strenuous time of it. Rugales led the parsde with her versatile and appropriately varied interpretation of Violetta. Bruhaker supported her with a full, resounding tenor, while Edward Huis contributed an especislly rich, warm baritone. The visual ss ect of the stage changed with tKe mood of the plot -from bright to dark, light to heavy. The open-frame set was very effective. The skeleton itself remained in the asme position, but for each act was transLNew big skirts provide possible solution to h o m e l e s s crisis. formed into s diffetent setting. Dark tapestries and draperies in Italian, and even though the made Flora's house (Act Ill] look program notes provide a thosombrely different from the wel- rough synopeis of the four acts, I-lit and cheerful salon in Violetvou miss the nf , - will ~ - ~ - ~ ~ ~ - --subtleties -~ -- .. ta'a Paris house [Act II. Hinh the~unndislocueifvoudan'tt~n" ~R ~ U I I P T . and a dobr chahged;r drretend llalinn. Wdl, imay~ne Into V~ulelta'sbedroom !Act IVI what the New York Clty Opera the focus of the final sceneof the Company provided.. supertropera. t l e s l Y&, like subtitles. only Often tending to the meiodre these appeared above the stego. matic and nushv, this emotionI was irritated bv themat first. ally charged final scene was My eyes weren't Lsed to altercarried off convincingly by Rug- nating between the lower atage gles. Brubaker and H u h , with and the high supertitle focus. But Includes: Booths set up by employers of secondary, but no leas skillful after a while I got used to them, performances bp Barbars Rear- and even though I distrust their environmental studies students; speakers on ick as Violetta s maid Annina thoroughness, found the supertiemployment trends in remote sensing, education, and Stephan Kircbgraber a s Dr. ,ilea extremely helpful. overseas opportunities, and environmental Grenvil. Supertitlea in opera - what Lo Troviato is, of course, sung will they think of next? consulting; information on summer jobs; free

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Sayed, who portra ed Chaipau was able to return Kome, where he was beaten up by his family. They didn't believe hi8 story. Overall a strong film, marked by a collection of fine acting performances. SalumBombayl will inevitably be compared to Pixole, a similar film set in Brazil. These compsrieons may be a bit unfair as Plxote is a far darker. more brutal film than is Salaam Bombay. Both are tragedies but at least the Indian film is not completely bereft of hope. One minor weakness is that Salaam Bombay1 is too sanitized, but I guess we can't have everything. Salaam Bombsyl is playing at the Princess this week. Check the theatre for show times.

Imprint ilaff Cresting upon a wave of critical acclaim. S11a.m hmbayl washes upon Waterloo's shore only to appear far an extended run at the Princess. A first for director Mica Nair, the film won the prestigious Camera D'Or at the 1988 Cannes Festival. The story centers around Chaipau. who, abandoned by a circus, makes his way to Bombay where he finds himself a home of sorts upon the city streets. He finds work as e tea boy and soon is welcomed into a subculture populated by pimps. I

drug pushers. w n h uncl whnrea. Cha~pauqulckly becomesstreetwlse, tntroduced f m t lo drum. petty theft and ultimateiy; murder. But the criminality of his behavlour, and the circumstances under which Chsipau lives does not obscure the fact that he, and his compatriots remain children. Chaipau, steals a baby chick for s Nepalese girl sold into prostitution; a proatilute's daughter pathetically scratches at the door to her mother's room, as the mother makes love to a client; a pre-pubescent urinates in face of an incoming train in childish defiance. The film is dominatedby a few very strung characters; Chil-

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Fist of fabulous fury. by pha Zachuiah Imprint staff Compared to Danfelous Liosons. "sexy, erotic" t nllers hke Slam Dance, et.81. come aross like eighth-grade hygiene films. Stephen Frear'a new movie is s monster sleazefest, centred around Marquise de Merteuil (Glenn Close) and Vlcomte de Valmont [John Malkovichl. former lovem who now challenge each other in feats of sexual daring. Corrupting the innocent. seducing the unwary. they stomp through the high society bedchambers of pre-revo-

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was remade in a contemporary setting, the Ontario Censor. Board would have left half of it on the cutting room floor. But Fresrs is smart, shrouding this very risque movie in the clothes of "art" andkeeping the nudity to a minimum (Uma Thurman, and no1 Swaoaic Kurt.. thank God). By doing this. Frears is able to explore the nature of sex, and its relationship to power, without any "maral'constraints. Mslkovich is especially good, switching from sleazy deceit to sleazy sincerity and back, all the while Looking very cootentad with himself. And with all that shagging, he should be.

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While the Gryphons shot 54 per cent from the floor, the Wariiors were anather story. UW hit an unforgiveable 32 p e r cent from the floor and just lo-of-17 s t the charltv strioe. All-star Tom 'Schneider. in what would be the last game of hie illustrious five-year career. was held to 15 points, making just 2-of-10 from the field. Forward lohn C!ilrk. who drained 7 - o f - ~ ' f r o m the floor, led UW with 18 points. Don Meace added nine for UW ~~~

Guelph Gryphona 74 Waterloo Warriors 48 It w a s only fitting that UW's season csme to a crashing end last Friday night (February 24) in a 74-40 slaughter at the hands of the seventh-ranked Guelph Gryphons in the OUAA West semi-finds. Ironically, the gsme was held a t Western's Alumni Hall, the site of Waterloo's last demolition in a big gsme, 80-88 to the WesternMustsngs onPebruary 11. In Friday's other semi-final. the host 'Slangs dumped the McMaater Marauders, 81-72. Western went an to win Saturday's championship game, 7388, in a thrilling battle with Guelah. ~ ~ ~ h p 8.8'' h ' s~ o o k i eall-star, Tim Mau, ripped through the Warrlora lik; i wreckins ball. Msu netted 24 points, hitting 12of-15 from the floor while haulR.e..n.e inn in I S rebounds. . ~ u i p a s r ts n d Ray Darlin led the perimeter assault wit% 12 and 10 points respectively, while M a d s front coukt pertnir. Eric Hsmmond, also s rookieall-star. hooped 10 points.

while centre Ron Braley was silenced to just six points. What the Warriors discovered before the ame was even five minutes o d was that this was definitely e different Guelph team than they encountered earlier in the schedule. Waterloo trauncsd Guelph. 8554. on lanuary 4, the first gama for both teams and the first for Luypaert and Hammond in Gryphon uniforms. Ten days later. the Gryphons clipped UW. 10093 in OT a t Guelph. That win was the second of a 12-game winning streak which brought the Gryphons storming lnto Landon on Friday. Waterloo became Victim Number 13. It looked like a semi-final for about five minutes, after which

14-8 a t 13:02. Waterloo head coach Don McCrae called a time out 1 0 rcsroup. The score stood 14-8 for two minutes. when Darlmg drilled s

3-pointer to make it 17-6. Sensing that things were falling apart. McCrse called a n o t h e r t . i at lY:07. When Mau snuck behind ell fiva UW defenders to make it 188, you had to think that many of the Warriors were having flsshbacks to the beating they endured a t Alumni Hall just 13 days earlier. Schneider's jumper at 10:08 ended a 5 2 0 scoring famine for the Warriors. Things didn't get much better before halftime a s the Gryphons continued to dominate inside. even covering up on some air balls tossed up by their perimeter players. When Mau bagged two quick baskets to make it 3214 with 4:28 left before the half. McCrae called a third time out. Guelph held s 40-22 bulge s t the intermiasion. The Warriors showed some faint signs of life early in theaecond half, closing Guelph's huge lead to 45-30 with 18:43 remainin But Luypaertall but finished o f f ~ u e l p hwhen he nailed a 3pointer and another i u m m r in a batter of 25 second; Luypaerl's outburst started a 8 - 4 run thnt ~ R I ' PGwlph a 54-34 lead wtth t l 38 left 4 1 that w n r . ture. Mau took over, pour&& Guelph's next 12 points, from outside, inside - all his shots seemed to find nothing but nylon. Meanwhile. Clark dumped in 10 consecutive pointa for Waterloo, as Guelph disappeared on the hnrizon witha70-43leadend 4:18 remaining. The Gryphon bench had already begun to celebrate. Schneider left ell his fsna with a lasting memory, pumping in a trey as time expired on Water- noteworthy indeed. loba season and his career. At. "Some guya prepare and can though he was qulet on this day. be organlzed." c o m m e n t e d his overall UW career was very McCrae. "But someguys get ner~

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UW one step closer to Calgary by Glenn Hauar Imprint .taff One hurdle jumped, fiva to go. The road to the CIAUs i s getting shorter and shorter. The Waterloo Warriors volleybsll

the most mistakes. Moat of the points scored were due t o errors by both teams. Team psssing was fantsstic,and both setters had an easy time running their respective offenses. The experience of Tony

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team disposed of the McMaater Marauders in three straight games last Saturday. February 25 in an OUAA Weet semi-final match-up. The Maraudera were aupposed to be an easy t e i m to beet. D88plls ,he apparent se.a wrth which the match w a s won, by more8 of 15-10. 15-8 and 1 6 5 . It was not a cakewalk. Waterloo could not pbt u m y semblance of a black or d?g up any balls, allowing McMsstsr to mskait lnto a sideout sffalr. The match came down t o who mads

9 Martins, the talent of the Waterloo hitters, made the difference. Came one set the tone for the match. There were 23 sideouts before three pointa were scored. Beck and forth, back end forth. The Waterloo crowd. Inaxpsric.lrc.l v d l r y b a l l fans thnt they

fairly quiet. There were no long rallies lo set excited about. service w a s intarruptsd by just onireception, one set, end one kill. Wake up timscmnaan the 14th point. Martins and power hitter Steve Smith put up a big block are. were

and were rewarded with the slam. The crowd csme alive. realizing thew was in fact e match in progress. The second game followed the aeme pattern. although the excitement level was building. There were some very impreiaive plays set up by Martins on the end of pinpoint passing. A ouick nef to middle hitter Steve Heck was verv nesrlv roofed. There is nothing more impressive than a hit which looks like it could take your head off. On the 12th point, two men with club-like arms combined for the moat exciting play of the 7 -

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Hockev upset

Gryphons spell Waterloo bites the dust end for Warriors C o n t i n v s d from p a g e 1

stick. but still managed to cover the puck for a faceoff. This typified his play for the entire game. Chris Glover extended Waterlou's lead to 3-1 late in the first frame. Assisted by Ian Pound and Steve Linseman an the powerplay. Glover blasted a shot from the point that somehow made it through a series of liedies in front of Popp. The York goalie did"? even see it. The Warrlors were umped up now. Steady ~ ~ i dnc ot t t made a rare mid-ice hip checknear the end of the period that caused a bit of conaternation in the Yeomen bench. However, when emotions get too high. control seems to slip away. It almost cost them egoal when goalie Mike Bishop lost control of the puck in his own crease. Linsemsn cleared before any harm w a s done. Waterloo, it seems, needs a s o d scoredsnsinst them to wake i p . The man :hey needed to stop. Greg Roleton, found an meninn onaYorkpuwerplay t d ~ a h o i f r o m t h r pwnt that W ~ dH~ f l ~ c t e d by Lucaano F q p , l ~puat Bhshop. That was all for York in t h ~ s v u n -

still live. Cries of "how can you not score against a guy with the name of Popp?" were heard from the Warrior dressing room. The Waterloo side was obviously excited about the game, ready for anything. The rough stuff not started early, as &her t e a m w a s bsckmp down from thrnthpr. Only 18 seconds Into the game, defencemen Ken Buttenhuts and Yurk', Tod Dunnev were sent off for roughing. ~ h c n i h e s etwo got hark onto the ice. confusmn resulted The Werriors s u f f p r ~ ad b ~ of t a mental letdown. allowed York to take two siapahots from the oinl without clearing the reounds, and suddenly it w a s 1-0 for the Yeomen on s Mike Robbins goal at 2 2 0 . Buitenhui~was in the thick of things once again less than two minutes later. This time it was an e Weterloa power play. Despite the four Warriors fighting four Yeomen far the puck right in front of the net, t-., Buitenhuis somehow got his Most of the period w a s played stick on theice f o r e shot through the scramble, past Popp andinto evenly, one mistake was all that was needed to change the t o n e d the net to tie it at 1-1 at 4 3 8 . At this point. Waterloo woke the match Glover extended the wrlh heln ~~~-~ up and started to play serious lrwl 118 4-2 at 12.18 hockey. The IineofJamieMcKee, from his linemetes. Dan sand; John Goodman, and Tony Crisp lis and Linseman. The last goal of the game was were farechecking with great intensity. and it paid off with a popped in by Goodman, on a beautiful set up off a fsceoff by goal. McKee at 14:34. The way they played in the Friday match, it looked like Waterloo would finally win a Goodman was playoff series. The only weakness was on the faceoff, the on fire Warrior centres were not winning the drew consistently. Optimism was high for Sunday s afternoon contest, as some McKee stole the puck a t the big fan support was expected. blueline, took his patented Applewaite's groin muscles thundering slap shot, and Crisp were reedy. He came to play. The Warriors came to play a s jumped on the rebound, only to see Popp make another save. well. They were allavertheYeaGoodman made no mistakes on men for the Last 58minutesof the yet another rebound. giving Wa- game. The usual Warrior slow start terloo a 2-1 lead. Goodman was playing with resulted in s quick goal. Rolston fire in this game, showing eve- ~ o u n c e d on a rebound that ryone thst he wanted to win should have been picked up by quite badly. On a York power- some slow moving Warrior forplay midway through the first wards end gave york a 1-0 lead. period, the Warrior captain The rest of the contest was an chasedthepuck intatheYeamen exercise in frustration for playzone, took a crunching check ers and fans alike. Walerlao from s big defenceman, lost his often w a s trying to steer the

puck around for a perfect shot. erasing many opportunities for otential rebounds. Nevertheess, the opportunities were certainly numerous. If there was a commentator at the game, it would sound like this. "Geard point blank. Applewaite with an enormous save...Maki tskes the screen shot, another save for Applewaite ...McKee in close, another big Pound with the slap shot. ;%&d by Linseman ...Appleweite is sharp today, yet another save..." and s o on. tan Ferguson gave York a 2-0 lesd at 7:31 of the second period. The way it was going for Weterloo, it wea going to be a tough margin to overcome. Finally, at 1 7 2 2 . the Warriors struck.

C o n t i n u e d from p a g e 26 hitting the top of the backboard unravelled. It was s nightmare. I was satisfied with the year until this. We'veplayed well since January after a 8-8 preseason but to finish like this i s a little disa pointing. They pressure on put a lot Schneider tonight, but nobody on our team took the pressure off him." Waterloo's been one of theCadillacs of the league for years." commented Guelph coach Tim barling. '"It's nice for an upcoming BMW like us to win." Darling said the philosophy which Western used to drub Waterloo hsloed he and ~~~his club In ~~~~~-~-~do the same. "We noticed that Western came out and r e d l y went at We-

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terloo, so we look s sheet out of the Wastern sanghook. We felt thst they have excellent guards and we thought that if we neutralized them we could win. Darling a n d Luypaert did a n excellent job on Schneider. who'a an excellent player." For the record, the Warriors were 0.8 spsmst teams ranked in the CIAU top 10, losing those nme esmaa bv an sversne ol 15 point;. ln&dng thepre-;emon, the Warriors went 21-13 for 1888-88.

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Some tenacious forechecking enabled Glaver to came u p with the puck in the corner on a d u m ~ from Buitenhuis. Glover quickly pasaed it front to Linsemsn who t i m e d it m e t Aooewnite tn biihg the crowd i n i d t h e game. The third ~ e r i o ds a w w m e hesitancy an the part of t h e w a r rims with respect to shooting, especially on the powerplay. It was, overall.aiessonintheart - of . msking the best of your opportunities. Tod Dungey scored an empty net goal for York to end the game at 3-1. It is hard to criticize a teem that worked so hard to win, but just couldn't put it together, What it came down to was goaltending, faceoffs, bad shot selection, and some errant passing into the neutral zone by the defencemen. However, Waterloo's hockey Isyers should hold their heads ~ g h as , they are one of the best teems in university hockey. U n f o r t u n a t e l y , one a g a i n , their season ended a little early.

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Hallelujah! Athenas finish on a roll b y Rlcb Nlchol Imprint staff The Waterloo Athenns basketball team pleyere were ecstatic. It w a s a s i f t h e y h a d j u s t w o n t h e Stanley Cup. While the fans roared in the background, the Athenas paraded around the gym with a bottle of champagne held high and with teary smiles on their faces. After 12 strainht frustrstinn losses, the w a h o o women were celebrating their first win of the season. In their best effort on the court thin season. the Athems destroyed the windsor Lady Lancers. 73-55, on Wednes day [February 22) at the PAC. On Saturday [February 25): the momentum of Waterloos orevious win carried with them a s the Athenas went on tadefeat the Guelph Gryphans. 53-44. That same evening, the team t u u ~ t r dthew two game wlnnlng streak by p u l ~ e h ~offn ~about 50 nallons of celebratorv maitLased beverages. Although the Athenas record for this season finished a t a d i s ma1 2-12, the team members can hold their heads hi h in pride for finishinn the sche%ule with two well-deserved wins. "The key l o the two wins was our solid defensive play," re. sponded Waterloo head coach

Leslie Dal Cin adding. "We forced a lot of turnovers that we took advantage of and capitalized on them with baskets." In the first hornegame against Windsor, the Athenas and the Lancers were neck and neck in the first ssven minutes., with Waterloo leading. 11-10. Then. Athena veterans Karen McCuila and lennifer Hintonrippeddawn a couple of key defensive rebounds and several steals, shutling down the Windsar offense. As s result. Waterloo pulled ahead. leading 33-27 a t the half. With a comfortable lead, the Athenaa began to concentrate on enhancing their offanseinthe second frame. A combination of quick perimeter passes and an excellent inside gime resulted in a Waterloo point surge, as the Athenas stormed ahead to win. 73-55. The post play of atsr forwards Corinna Lueg and Michelle McCrory was sensetionel. scoring 22 and l a points respectively. McCrory also added nine assists and five rebounds lo her performance. Waterloo rookie Brenda Kraemer showed her future potential, netting 15 points. while fellow first-year teammate k a h Ann Erickaon contributed eight pointa to her fine season total. Overall, the team Improved its ~~~~

ststs figures, shooting 50 par cent from the field and an impressive 80 per cent from the free-throw line. This resulted in e aeasan high game-points-total of 73. Comparitively, Windsorshot a dreary 35 per cent from the wood and a notable 71 per cent from the charity stripe. Waterloo shut down Windsors' top scorer Ali8on Duke, allowing her unly 14 points and only four baskets on 18 attempts. Saturday's game agsinet the Gryphons was adefensive hattle for the moat part. In a sporadic first half. the teams exchanged the lead twice and remained deadlocked w i t h 20 points apiece at the break.

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Switching from a dribbling game to a passing game. the Athenas offence jumped ahead with s 17-point spread, leading 49-32 with five minules left. The legendary Karen'Muck' McCulla fan club w a s amazed at Waterloo's efforts in the second half. Guelph tried to make a comeback in the final minutes, but ran out of time a s the game ended with Waterloo on top. 53-44. The Athena offence was again led by veteran Lueg, whohooped 10 points and grabbed five rebounds, playing in her tinal game as an Athena basketball player. The former OWlAA allstar forward also shot 71 per cent from the line and collected three steals inthename.Another

solid psrformsnce w a s put forth by McCrory, who canned 18 points and snstched five rebounds. Because of the emphasisandefence, both teams shot a pitiful 38 per cent from the field. Waterloo surpassed Guelph in free throw shooting, 09percent to 53. The Gryphons outrebounded the Athensa, 25-18. Waterloo fmished the season in eighth end last place in the OWlAA West Division witharecord of 2-12, just two points behind Cuciph, which finished at 3-11. Waterloo had only the second lowest points-against-total in the West division, however. the Athenss had the lowest ~ointe-for-total.

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U W swimmers cash in at OUAAs by Graems Pspplsr Imprint staff The weather ma not have been heartwarming gut Michael Cash kept hia blood bailing long enough to score big a t the OUAA Swimming Championship in Ottawa two weekends ago. Everything i s relative, of course, and a top swim far s Warrior may be nothing more than a warm-u for a national team member U of T, a school undefeated in OUAAs since 1980. Still, the Warriors did all that could be asked of them, hutting heads with the beat in Ontario and finishing none the worse in the stru gle Cash Ifed 'the Warrior attack with s fiery swim in the 200metre freesiyie, a wvenlh-placp f m s h in the fmal in a tome of 1 mmute. 58 04 aeconds. or some four seconds faster than he was capable of s t the championshim one year ago. Impresal've a s that was more wasto follow, as helater took 10 seconds from hts r~~ orrvmus o- w . ~~-~~~ ~~~~ - =~~ s a n d best in the 400-metre free ultimately finishing in tenth place after a fierce battle with Western's Greg Horie and Carleton's Jeff Brinskelle. A ninth in the loo-metre free rounded out his individual races and, with contributions to the 4x200 and 4x100 metres' free relays, he took the honour as the Warrior's top point-getter for the two day competition. Dave Dineen added to his image as s consistent point scorer with his workman-like job in the 200-metre backstroke with a time good enough for

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tenth position while his 100metre back propelled htrn Into the f m d and an elghth plsrc nve~ail Dineen also kept himself busy with the consolation final far the 400-metre individual medley while his bsckstroklng understudy. Kevin McDonald. swam with considerable brio. scoring points with hie 1minute. 3.8 second swim in the cansolstion final of the 100-metre backstroke. Wsterloo'a other finalist, fouryear veteran Jeff Slster. crept into eighth place during the 400metre individual medley, whlle on the first day he shot to 11th. overall in the ZOO-metre version of the same evanC Slater's swims on the 4x100metre medley, the 4x200 and 4x100-metres' free relays assisted the men's team to top 12 placings in those races while Dineen's relav ~erformanceswere equally ss sherp, contributing to hcs team's ninth. I l t h , and l i t h place finishes in the 4x50-metre medley and 200 and IM-metre

free relays, respectively. Rookte IasunKru p wasacon. sulsriunfinalast,nt!oind,v,dual

flv races. t a k i n ~15th in the loomitre race andUl2th in the 200metre event in a time of 2 minutes. 12.9 seconds, well under his previous best time for the event. Mike Hoehn acored two points in the ZOO-metre individual medley while Greg Pye swam to s steady tenth in the longest race of the meet, the 1500-metre free. and also earned a berth in the consolation f i n d of the 200metre breaststroke. Chris Cupidio. Erlc Fergin. Al Hainer. Mike Hoehn. Andrew Codrinnton, and Tim Hancock tackled the 100-metre breaststroke; tripping aver each other an the runtothef~nnshlineThey frmshed wrthm ,trAmgdtstance of e s ~ other h but none W R ~ C B D B ble of quelifvlng for the consd~stion rnce in-a very competitive field of entries. Toronto won the championahioa for the 20th consecutive with 873 points. McMaster

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Last chance meet by loha Denny Imprint staff h a t Friday (February 24) the Waterloo Warrrora and Alhrnas track and field teams mode tbe hop-skip-jump to Toronto to compete In the Last ChanceQualifier trackand field meet, hosted by U Of T. Both teams were vary well represented. Starting off w a s the men's 4x200m relay. The team cansiating of LawrenceRubin. Pat Kirkham, John Denny end Paul Meikle, captured the gold in s good time of 1:32.04. The 8Om dash witnessed the improved Denny clocking a 7.14 lime to win hi. heat. Denny placed third in the final behind fleet-footed Meikle who clacked a 7.15 to ran well in 7.33 hconds. placing fifth while Rob Meikles time was unavailable. In the 300m race, Meikle csplured the .old. Pal Kirkhsm puffed his i a v to a 37.53 clockto-win his heat (time unavaileble], and Mark Stender'a time was also unavailable. Derek King was in goad form in the BoOm, running e fast time of 1.23 85 lo w m the bronze posltton Stender was in ftne fnrm c l o r k m ~in s t 12.531. Dale 1,spham ran in I 2U 39 and Cratp

Martin in 134.57. The msn's lWOm timed sections s a w Dale Lapham clocking a 2:40.38 to place second in his heat. DeKa andShawnMcCann led the s c i , running very competitivefy, placing first andtblrd in 2:35.84 and 2:38.71. wspeclively. In the middle diatancs sprint of 1500m. Peter Self placed Znd, finishing very strong in 410.82 ahead of Al Paulds and Shamir Jamal who clocked in at 413.20 and 4:18.28. respective1 In Athene action in t t e 3Wm race. Marina Jones won her heat in a time of 45.53 seconds. In the 8Wm it w a s Danias Eppich finishing in a good time of k46.75 and Jones in 1:47.15. The lOWm dash' witnessed a splendid race by Bonnie Campbell who r a n i n a not-too-shsbby time of 3:24.57. lill Francis and Linda Hackev ran great races (their tlmea preiently unavailablel Llss Laffradlconttnued lochtp away el her tunes Lsffradi ran H terriiic race in the 1500mplacing fourth in a time of 4:48.02. Marci Aitken was not too far bahind clocking In at 4:58.35 to flnlah seventh. In the field. Denny madealeap of 5.04m in the long jump and cleared 1.80m in the high Jump. Today [Friday], the team is competing s t York at the Ontsrio's.

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WARRIORS BASKETBALL W u t c r l w 88 Laurier 85 (Divisibnal quarter-final) G ~ : ? l p h74 Waterloo 48 (Divi r i , ~ n a. semi-iinail l ..~ ~.~ ~~~~-~ ~~ HOCKEY Y ~ r k3 Waterloo 2 Waterloo 5 York 2 York 3 Waterloo 1 (York wins best-of-three Oivisiunsl semi-final. 2 - 1 )

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A T H E N A O F THE WEEK BASMICHELLE MeCRORY KLTBALL Michelle i s a local from K i t chener, and i s currently a fourth year Kinssioiogy and Recreation student. Michelle i s being recognized lor her outstanding contribution to the recent Athena basketball victories over Windsor, 73-55. and Guelph. 53-44. Greet hust h e andconstant determination ma&d Michelle's games, as she drove for 18 end 18 points respectively, setting a personal season high. Michelle shot a scorching 88 per cent from the floor and 1W per cent from the charity stripe, and had nine assists against Windsor. She slso managed 10 rebounds and eight steals in the two games. Despite a nose fracture in November. Michelle has proved to be an invaluable player on the team. Michelle's statsareindicsl i v e of her performance. as she leads the team in assists for the 1088-88 season, and herdetermination i s a critical factor i n the Athens's game.

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