1988-89_v11,n29_Imprint by Editor Imprint

The University of Waterloo Student Newspaper

by Glenn Hauer Imprint rtaff The University of Waterloo Warriors volleyball team has crept up another step inits climb to the CIAU championship. Before 2,000 fans at the PAC last Saturday, March 4, the Warriors defeated the younger Western Mustangs 15-7, 15-11, and 15-8 to win the OUAA West final in three straight games. Waterloo will now face the York Yeomen fnr the bragging rights in Ontario. York won the Eastern final, defeating Queen's

in three straight a s well. The University of Torrigto fred on opportunity, they mtually bod a chance, to challenge f i d . Huwever, in U of T's semi-find rnntoh against Queen's, they w e d anineligible player and so defaulted their trip up to York to face the Yeomen. The OUAA championship game will be held at York tomorrow [Saturday, March 11) at 2 p.m. For those of ou interested in viewing the sellstyled 'Black Plague' battle the fifth-ranked Yeomen, there will be a busleavcontlrmd ~ o g r27

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On Tuesday, March 14, approximately 3,000 visitors - secondary school students and their parents, will arrive on campus for the 17th Annual Campus Day. For most of ua. it wasn't so long ago that we were choosing a university. Remember the process? Remember how you appreciated whatever help you could find? Well, we are in a position to, help visitors and leave them with a positive impression of Waterloo. Many students across campus already are involved in Campus Day as tour guides, bus drivers, programme assistants and spokespeople. The rest of us have the opportunity to beambassadors for ihe-day. When the chance arises, s lease be there for the visitors. Provide assistance, directions or idvice. A conversation with you might make the difference. You actually might recognize some of the visitors. Likely, there will be at least one person arriving from your high school. Visitors come from all over Ontario to participate in this day's activities.

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’ Confidential report urges tuition’inctiease .e by Peter drown and . Mike Sara Imprint staff

the discussion of this issue is in the university hallways and classrooms, not behind closed doors,” stated Shelley Potter, OFS Chairperson. “At the very least, the OFS expects complete disclosure of all the circulating proposals in order that a proper discussion can take place with full student participation,” she said.

7 Tuition increases seem to be .17 on everyone’s lips these days. A ‘.. Queen’s University report proi poses increases of $125 per year, ; on top of inflation, over the next five years according fo a press release from the Ontario Federation of Students. The discovery of this report The report’s recommendations comes at an appropriate time. On mean a first year student’s tuiMonday, three presidents of Ontion would leap from $1,536 in tario universities, representing 1989/90 to $2,410 in 1993/94, if the COU, spoke in front of the inflation were included. Standing Committee on Finance The confidential report+ oband Economic Affairs at Queen’s , tained by the OFS, is titled OntaPark. They called the status quo rio Universities: A Blueprint for ‘*a blueprint for mediocrity,” and Action, and is currently being said that capping enrollment is circulated to all Ontario univera the only real alternative to tuisity Boards of Governors by the tion hikes. They do not believe Council of Ontario Universities that accessibilitywould be harmed by increased tuition. The OFS is angered by the

(COU]

cation, they said, and tuition today would be 600 dollars more per year if it had been increased by the inflation rate since 1967. But Potter attacked the COU’s position, saying that the average student already graduates from university with a $12,000 debt, and increased tuition fees could only add to the forty per cent who cannot afford university. UW President Douglas Wright, speaking to Imprint, echoed some of the ideas of the COU, but stopped short of supporting the specific proposals of the Queen’s report. He did agree with the report’s desired ratio of student to government contributions: I to 2.5 or 3. Right now, each student dollar is matched by four dollars in government grants.

Wright said that students do not recognize the crisis facing universities because they don’t have anything to compare it to. “Students weren‘t around. . . . fifteen years ago, when it was better, and they don’t go to visit universities in Alberta or Alabama.” The average American public university receives $8,680 [in Canadian dollars) from their state’s government, compared to $5250 in Ontario, according to figures compiled by UW’s Operations Analysis. Wright went on to say that universities need more money, and that it must come from increases in both tuition and government grants. He called the option of obtaining significant funds from the private sector “not possible.”

He did not suggest a level for tuition, but ‘noted that tuitton fees are at ‘their lowest level ever, compared to family incomes. He doubts rf modest increases would llrnl; accessibility. “What determines whether someone goes to university are attitudes atid expectations formed... in grade eight and nine.” Family’attitk&s, not cost, is the most import&t factor. Wright said the UW Board.,of Governors would rriot’be discussing deregulation when they meet again in April, though it may draft a call for “some increase in tuition associated with so&e substantial increase in government grants.” He said the Board would not pursue increases in tuition without jumps in provincial grants. ,

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IMinor drunk at UWI by Christina Hardy Imprint staff UW police are in the process of investigating an incident in which a 15-year-old male was ‘- found extremely intoxicated in ’ the men’s washroom of the Campus Centre around midnight last b Friday. No charges have as yet 1 been laid, and because the mat! ,iw !T still under investigation, h@ve been releas.ed. ?+ Sf uth was taken to K-W Huspital where he remained until about 6:30 Saturday morn; +ng. ; la;if ,r According to security chief Al *Mackenzie, from the reports he has received, “the turnkeys did a very, very good job; their reac( tion was excellent.”

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.’ The youth, whose name was not released due to his age, was visiting someone who is a UW student. After excessive drink.ing, he was taken to the Campus Centre with other people where & was repeatedly sick in the washroom. Turnkey Craig Emick, who had followed the youth into the washroom, returned to the turnkey desk to tell them what was going on. When he returned with turnkey Cindy Brown, the ‘boy was outside, lying on the ground semi-conscious, and not respopding. to attempts to make him stand up or talk. .Emick said that Brown, who had the most first aid training, * taok charge of administering first aid while he phoned an ambulance. He said that it was the .opinion of those at the desk that the situation was life-threatening. * The turnkeys involved re1 ceived a thank-you note from the bo;y’s sister for their help.-Four uthbrs who helped were on-duty 3urnkeys, Wayne Heasman and Gord Leask, an off-duty turnkey, ,f, Brian Fallis, and a Games Room attendant, Le Luong. Said Dean of Students Ernie Lucy, “This. is a matter of extreme concern to the university. It is something the university takes very seriously.” He also . said charges would probably be laid and disciplinary procedures might possibly be taken by the university. “There will be a very thorough investigation,” he said. As well, according to both Lucy and Mackenzie, there is

currently no evidence to suggest the youth had been served in any university bar, including Fed Hall or the Bombshelter. Emick said there have been drunk people in the Campus Centre before but to the best of his knowledge, never a minor, and not as serious. More information will be made available when the investigation is completed, said Mackenzie.

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dles Hall, some of the protesters constructed mock missiles to highlight misleading or ambiguous job descriptions and to illustrate the manner in which co-op students may inadvertently contribute to the development of weapons systems through work on seemingly innocuous projects that are eventually incorporated into just such systems, Renee Beneteau, also of SAM, explained that co-op students employed to perform military work are not simply working but learning “methods of violence” as part of their university education because that work is obtained through the co-op education system: “Teaching peace is not done. Where will it be done?” she said. Three posters briefly described the military involvement of each company. Automation Tooling Systems manufactures “parts for U.S. Navy Trident Nuclear submarines” and received a federal government Defence industry Productivity Program payment to help it “generate $43 million in defence export sales over the n?ext 5 years.” Computing Devices Limited performed work for the Canadian and U.S. Armed Forces on tanks, helicopters and naval weapons, and Atomic Energy of Canada Limited, in addition to performing “Particle Beam Research for S.D.I. [Star Wars)” made the U.S. Commerce Department’s list

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ble of nuclear weapons research and production.” The protestors concluded their demonstration by marching through Needles Hall carrying their banners and singing “we aren’t going to work for war no more.”

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4 Imprint, Friday March 10, 1989

Obituary

“CAMPUS QUESTION .

/ Dr. DonaM Nelson Dr. Donald Nelson joined the UW Health and Safety Services medical team in 1982 as a parttime physician after retiring as Director of Student Health Services at the University of Guelph where he practiced from 1970 to

1982, When the Toronto Argos heId training camp at U of G for three weeks every June-,, Dr. Nelson

acted as the attending physician. He served in the Canadian Armed Forces and rose to the rank of major-general, and also served as Surgeon General of Canada. Dr, Nelson worked at UW up until Christmas, when he suddenly became ill. Dr. Nelson passed away on February 22, 1989, three weeks after being di*R--m4 US-- navrng L---i----U~LJU~CU cancer.

What is your WALTANSCHAUNG?

by Daneal Charney

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ARE YOU GOOD?

The Federation of Students Needs you!

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The following executive positions are available within the Federation of Students for Spring ‘89, Fall ‘89, and Winter ‘90.

Board of Communication Creative Arts Board Board of Entertainment ’ Board ‘of Academic Affairs Board of Internal Liaison The International Students’ Board Public Issues Board : Women’s Issues Board

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,NEWS

Friday, March

10, 1989

Fed Hall code of ethics It’s the dawn of a new age in Ontario. A new age of awareness. Awareness of abuse in the family. Awareness of sexually transmitted diseases. Awareness of alcohol-related deaths, injuries and social problems. This last category of awareness has changed the atmosphere in which all licensed bars and restauI rants serve their customers. It used to be that when a drunk driver wrapped his car around a telephone pole, or caused other people injury or death, he was held responsible for all damages. But in the last ten years or so, with the advent of anti-drunk driving lobbies like PRIDE, the tolerance for drunks and drunk drivers has sharply decreased and the scope of responsibility for damages has widened, Servers of liquor are no longer free to ply their customers with all the booze they can consume and then blithely look the other way as the customer stumbles out of the building, endangering his wellbeing and that of others. A number of landmark court cases have made it clear that servers of alcoholic beverages and their employers have a “duty to control” their customers, and are in fact “their brother’s keeper.” In these court cases plaintiffs [the plaintiff is often the intoxicated patron who causes harm to himself] have successfully sued licensed establishments for failing to take measures to protect the intoxicated patron and others. The Liquor License Act of Ontario makes it illegal to: serve a person who is under 19 years of age; serve a person to intoxication; serve a person who is already intoxicated. The law requires staff to eject or not admit patrons who are riotous, violent, intoxicated or apparently intoxicated, or who have any potential of putting themselves or oth-

ers at risk, What has all this got to do with the University of Waterloo? Well, as we all know, on UW property stands Federation Hall, Canada’s largest and most successful on-campus night club. Why is Fed Hall successful? Because lots and lots of students go there, What do they do there? Have a great time. What does a great time at Fed Hall include? Dancing, socializing, eating, listening to music, watching videos, seeing great bands, and drinking. Drinking? Nobody can deny alcohol plays an important and legitimate role in making the good times great, But over-indulgence or out-right abuse of alcohol can make the good times turn very bad. Welcome to Fed Hall’s dii lemma. With upwards of 1,300 patrons coming through Fed Hall on a Friday,or Saturday night, Fed Hall is legally and civilly liable for the condition of each and every one of those 1,300 people. The penalties for not being “our brother’s keeper” are severe. A $10,000 fine and/or one year in jail for the person who serves apatron to intoxication, and a $25,000 fine for Fed Hall, not to mention the multi-million dollar civil suit that can result from the death or injury of the student and third parties. Fed Hall also admits under-age Waterloo students, and faces more stiff penalties for serving under-age patrons who take off their buttons or offer fraudulent ID to gain entrance. You may be saying, “Ya, well how often does it happen? You’ve got 1300 eople going through every night and R ow many people have been injured or killed?” The answer is no one has been injured or killed and no one has sued as a result of an injury at Fed Hall. The reason for

this is Fed Hall has the most effective and comprehensive control system in Canada. Staff are required to attend seminars geared at minimizing their civil and statutory liability, and training them to be aware of patrons’ condition. But, Fed Hall pays a price in public relations for its strict adherence to the law. Doormen are called Hitler Youth and Gestapo. Management is chastised for not realizing Fed Hall is for the students and the students should be able to gain entrance no matter what state of drunkenness they are in. It is unlikely the majority of students feel that Fed Hall and the Federation of Students should break the law and turn their backs on their civil obligations to protect patrons from themselves and others. However, there seems to be a lack of awareness of the potential consequences of getting drunk at Fed Hall, or trying to get into Fed Hall after having had even one drink at another location [under civil law Fed Hall assumes responsibility for all alcohol consumed prior to entering Fed Hall). Fed Hall staff and management like to party as much as our patrons do, and we hate telling people they’re cut off or they can’t come in. It’s unpleasant, it’s unfair, and it puts a damper on our patrons’ ‘evening.

But we are going

to keep doing

it, because tbe alternative is alcohol-related deaths, injuries, law suits and ultimately the closure of Fed Hall and other university licensed facilities, giving more ammunition to these who would have the drinking age raised to 21 because students are “irresponsible drinkers .” We’re fascist scum (in the eyes of some) because we have to be. We like Fed Hall, we like not being sued, and we like our patrons and want them to survive university. If you think this all a little extreme - that we’re making a mountain out of a beer can - we would be happy to show you documented court cases and local incidents where students have been hurt or killed as a result of being dfunk, So, come to Fed Hall, make your first drink of the night at Fed Hall, drink, party, and if you get cut off, remember it is because our staff are concerned about you, about Fed Hall, and about themselves.That’s how we keepFed Hall “the biggest and the best.”

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Mike Ulmer Mike Torria Chuck McMullan Fed Hall Student Staff

Forum on public policies set fur March 16 Have

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ever

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mistreated

by Federation

Have you ever worked the door at either?

Hall or Bombshefter staff?

Bacchus and the Federation of Students extend an invitation to anyone interested to attend a discussion of the rights and obligations of patrons and employees of likensed premises. The pub management and their political bosses should be there to field questions. The discussion will take place at Federation Hall at 4 p.m. Thursday, March 16. Admission is free.

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10, 1989

COMMENT

How long will prcbvince hold back funding? Well, it certainly looks like tuition and’ enrollment will continue to increase. The Ontario Federation of Students got hold of a report circulated to universities by the Council of Ontario Universities recently that recommends significant tuition increases. Council president William Sayers predicts province-wide enrollment will be up again this fall, The question now is, will government funding of universities increase in a comparable amount? With their record in the past, I think not. I’m not against the student shouldering a little more of the burden, especially if student loans increase in availability. But I cannot see how the Ontario government can continually ignore the plight of universities. When Frank Miller’s Conservative government was blown out of the water a few years back by that Liberal-NDP agreement, it seemed like there might be hope for universities yet. We waited with baited breath to see how ‘Peterson would approach post secondary underfunding. And have things changed? Not significant1 . So it’s back to the students to come up wit z the bucks. That is, unless the government, encouraged by taxpayers, is willing to pour more money into the universities in return for them making them more “accessible.” Now, does this mean they will be more financially accessible, or more educationally accessible? In other words, will potential students who earlier could not afford a post secondary education then be able to, or will otential students who didn’t make the grade earlier suddenly 1 e welcomed in because the government thinks every taxpaying family should be able to send their kids to university? Quality suffers when there is not enough money, but it also suffers if the universities are encouraged to lower and lower their acceptance standards. Not that that seems to have happened. But it is the kind of political solution that looms on the horizon, and may someday surface. At the moment, I don’t think potential university students will look at increased tuition fees and “decide in Grade 9 that they don’t want to go,” as OFS chairman Shelley Potter said. Getting a good education has never come cheap. Whether or not students go to university will probably be more a matter of attitudes. But how they will pay for it all will become a concern once they are there. And they will sure notice the effects of underfunding while on campus. I have gone through UW talking my way into those courses that turned up as “fits but is full” on my schedule. I have always managed to get the ones I wanted, but every year it seems a bit harder. They don’t have the professors to add extra sections, so you have to depend on the good will of individual profs to contend with huge classes. “Don’t tell the chairman about this, but I’m still willing to sign people into this course,” one prof announced at the beginning of term. Departments are getting tough, They won’t take any more students in these courses. They can’t take any more. If this is some kind of protest by selected UW departments, to turn students away, trying to keep to a strict professor-student ratio, and then telling the government they must have more money to keep all their students in courses, I can understand their frustration. But even if such a maneuver could succeed in the long run, it’s only going to hurt students now. Where are we supposed to go? Will we fill up our course schedules more and more based on what we are abler to get into, not what we want to take? Every year, it gets worse. Someday, it will have to come to a head. But when, no one can tell. Fleur

Macqueen

Letter to the editor

YugoslaVia not fairly presented To the editor, I feel that Sanda Munjic should be commended for revealing some of the fallacies surrounding Yugoslavia at the Amnesty International meeting (as reported in the article “UW Student Speaks About Yugoslavia,” by Leslie Perrault dated February 17, 1989, p.12). When Munjic states that ridiculous rumours have been spread about the atrocities committed by Crotian Ustashas during WWII, 1 quite agree. According to the retired Yugoslav major-general - now historian - Dr. Franjo Tudjman, 80,000 persons (including Crotians, Serbians, Jews and Romanies) perished in all camps and prisons of the Independent State of Croatia. That this is horrible need not be debated, but why

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Tudjman further points out and I agree - that if one continuously exaggerates to an alarming degree the atrocities of the Ustashas alone, one tends to lose sight that the historical genesis of the Ustasha movement lay in the hegemonistic tyranny imposed on the Croatian natian under the Yugoslav monarchy, and particularly in the assassination of the Croatian colitical leadership headed by the pacifist Stjepan’ Radic. On June 20, 1928, the Serbian deputy Punisa Racic opened fire on the Croatian deputies in the Belgrade parliament killing Stjepan Radic, Pavle Radic, Duro Basaricek and Ivan Pernar.) Where I feel Munjic did not do a fair job is in her judging of the Chetniks and Ustashas as “terwhile

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Partisans within the same category. She fails to mention, for kids, tuition just hit 3000 bucks, We ‘II draw straws to see who goes. ”

If she wishes to give a balanced view of the conflict in WWII Yugoslavia, then she should scrutinize the actions of the victors and the vanquished equally !

nist Yugoslavia to inflate the figure tenfold for the Jasenovac Camp alone?

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To the editor, I am writing regarding to the February 17, 1989 article of Leslie Perrault, “UW Student Speaks About Yugoslavia” on page 12. Sanda Munjic’s statement, “The Chetniks and the Ustashas are justly called ‘terrorists,“‘... since they committed atrocities against civilians during the war,” is historically inaccurate. - In wartime Croatia there was a tridimensional power struggle between three opposing groups: the Croatian Armed Forces [the Ustasha militia minority and the regular Domobran/Homeguard majority)+ the Serbian Chetniks, and the predominantly-Serbian Partisans. The first fought for the preservation of the Independent State of Croatia; the second and third groups fought to destroy this state, and to establish a Greater Serbia and Communist Yugoslavia respectively. In the process, all three forces murdered many thousands of Serbs and Croats, Sanda Munjic should carefully read the memoirs of two leading Serbian Partisans of Tito’s inner circle: Milovan Dji\as’ Wartime (1977), and Svetorzar Vukmanovic-Tempo’s Recolucioja koj~ tece [The Revoktion that Runs - 1971). Both authors admit that the Serbian Partisand, who were often as such at night and Chetniks by day, committed numerous atrocities against the civilian backers of their enemies. Vuknamovic-Tempo goes further and states how he tried but failed to stop his BosnianSe 1 Partisans from assisting tht; Bosnian-Serb Chetniks in their exterminating the Croat

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Moslem population in BosnaHercegovina, in 1941. Also, in relation to the supposed Partisan resistance to the Nazis, Djilas admits that in March 1943, Tito ordered him and two other Partisan leaders to negotiate with the Germans for a combined resistance against a possible Allied landing on the Dalmation coast. The talks failed because of Hitler’s disagreement. (See also Walter J. Roberts’ Tito, Mihajlovic, and

the Allies, 1941-1945, 1987.1 During this bloody power struggle, the Chetniks and the Ustashe killed because of heated passions. The Partisans, on the other hand, killed in a cold and calculating manner. During the war, for example, they attacked German patrols near Serb/Croat village in order to provoke German retaliation against the villagers, and thus gain recruits. Immediately after the war, in May 1945, starting in

To the editor, For the past few weeks I have seen the tensions between Muslims and Non-Muslims build throughout the world, but I did not want to get involved. I f& the actions of a few radicals would not affect me. After ail, how could anyone that knew me think that I would want to kill Salman Rushdie or anyone else? Well, I was wrong. The shockingly racist and anti-Muslim comments I have seen hearing recently in and around the university prove that the actions of these radicals have affected not only Rushdie but innocent Muslims around the world. Professor Lefcourt’s article are Muslims insecure? WhY March 31 proves! that even the usually informed and unbiased academic community is beginning to see the religion of Islam as the problem. Well, let me clarify some things for the professor and the rest of the un.iversity community.

As a Suni Muslim and a Canadian, I am insulted to be grouped together with the like-s of Ayatollah Rullah Khomeni. Khomeni and his kind (in Iran or anywhere else) do not represent &e “true Muslims.*’ Many Mus.ims disagree with the calls for Rushdie’s assassination, Sadly, the media has seen fit only to provide air time for the radicals, As for calling the Ayotollah a -vIuslim, this is an insult to the ‘slamic faith as a whole, The Ay,tclllah and his cohorts have spc,nsored world wide terrorism, liid napping and murder; they justify their actions by using the na,ne of Allah, but nowhere in Holy Quran does Allah justify these cowardly and criminal acts [I would not be a Muslim if He did!]. ft is also important to see the Ayotollah’s actions for what they really are. Iran’s leader is less concerned with his religion than securing his power base. The Ayotollah’s use of the Rushdie affair is tantamount to the

myself”

Issue comes full circle I would like to address myself to some particular questions Alix Nelezinsky raised last week, First of all, with respect to the Gospels of the New Testament [NT] and the Gnostic Gospels, Nalezinsky asks why we should accept the Gospels of the NT over the Gnostic accounts. The answer to this query is apparent to students of textual criticism: unlike the Gnostic Gospels, the Gospels of the NT are recorded by those who were closest to the events documented. An important source on this point comes from Irenaeus, bishop of Lyons. Irenaeus wrote “Mathew published his Gospel among the Hebrews in their own tongue, when Peter and Paul were reaching thd gospel

in Rome

an B founding

the church there. After their departure lie. death, which strong tradition places clt the timeofthe Neronian persecution in 641, Mark, the disciple ond interprehimself handed ter of Peter, down to us in writing the substance of Peter’s preaching. Luke, the follower of Paul, set down in u book the gospel

Southern Austria, especially at Bleiburg, the Partisans murdered an estimated 300,000 unarmed Croatian troops and civilians. They also murdered over 50,000 unarmed anti-communist Serbian Chetniks and Slovene White Guards and their civilians. They feared these forces and their civilian followers were uncompromising threats to the new communist Yugoslav state. (See Nikolai Tolstoy’s The Minister

and the Massacres, 1985.) The killings took place as the British Army refused the anti-communist South Slavs’ surrender, and,, disarmed and handed th5.m over to the pursuing Partisans. Sanda Munjic should know the saying, “When you win a war, you write your own history.” The Partisans won the war. George Franz Vrbanic MA History, 2nd year Wilfrid Laurier

Suni Muslim blasts Ayatollah

like to address

To the editor,

preached by his teacher. Then John, the disciple of I,ord... pryduced his Gospel, while he’ was living at Ephesus in Asia.” [Adversus haereses, III. 1 @a. ISO] The value of Irenaeus’remarks is especially significant because he had been a student of Polycarp, bishop of Srnirna, martyred in A.D. 156 after being a Christian for 86 years. Polycarp in turn had been a disciple of the Apostle John. Irenaeus had often heard from Polycarp the eyewitness accounts of Jesus received from John and others who had been personally acquainted with Jesus. This issue comes full circle back to Nalezinsky. Kuelker has cited multiple reasons for believing the integrity of the New Testament Gospels and their primary source nature; what, on the

other

hand,

are

the

specific

reasons for believing that the Gnostic Gospels give a more accurate portrait? In other words, since Nalezinsky brought the subject up, he might demonstrate that it is a significant objection by answering some important questions; [viz. who wrote the various Gnostic Gospel accounts? How close were

the writers to the actual events surrounding the life of Christ? What is the number of extant manuscripts?], I would maintain that-if Nalezinsky researches the answers to these questions, his question with respect to which account to accept will become apparent, Of interest, as well, is Nalezinsky’s comment that “whether or not Jesus rose from the dead is in question and cannot be used to justify taking the New Testament as true.” If Nalezinsky decides to address the value of the Gnostic Gospels in a future letter (with respect to the life of Christ), I would like to see, also, explicit reasons for why he believes the resurrection of Christ “is in question.” [Of notable curiosity would be a discussion about the fact that some of the Gnostic writers affirmed the resurrect ion of Christ]. Nalezinsky points out that we’ must not ignore Plato’s philosophy. Quite true. We must not ignore significant historical facts either. Gary Dam, MA 3rd year Philosophy

Nazi’s use of the fictitious Jewish threat to fuel their war machine. It is important to realize that if all Muslims are branded as having a universal mindset by Prof. Leftcourt, it is no better than Rushton saying that all blacks are genetically inferior to whites. At a time when there is +?nough hatred spawned by mismformation, I feel it is the duty

‘If everyone to get the facts before they make any blanket assumptions based on race or religion. Isn’t that what Professor Lefcourt’s democracy is all about? And, I hope that before the professor writes anymore articles about Muslims maybe he should talk to one. Feisal Minhas 1B Applied Studies

Couple probes masturbation

DEAR SEXPERT: My girlfriend and I live in different cities and therefore we don’t see each other very often. She gets frustrated by our limited sex life but won’t try masturbation because she thinks it isn’t normal for females. Is it? ANSWER: This is a difficult question to answer because what is “normal” for one person is not necessarily normal for someone else. I won’t make any attempt to tell you what is normal, but I will provide some information that might assist you in forming your own personal definition of normality, I will begin by mentioning a few types of normality, and discussing how masturbation relates to each of them. Normality can be defined in terms of statistics that indicate what percentage of the population engage in certain activities. Although different studies have come up with different figures, most studies [ie. Kinsey, Hunt] indicate the majotity of females masturbate at some point in their lives. Masturbation is more common for males than it is for females, but these studies indicate the difference is diminishin Religious beliefs or mora f codes could also be referred to in determining what is normal. I have no idea what your girlfriend’s beliefs or values are, so I won’t guess whether or not these have influenced her opinion about masturbation. Legal normality is another way of deciding what is normal. Masturbation is perfectly legal and, despite what some misinformed people claimed in the past, it does not cause any physical or emotional illnesses. It does not affect your eyesight, cause hair to grow on your palms or [for males) use up a “limited supply of sperm.” Masturbation can be beneficial for males and females. It can relieve sexual urges at a time when someone is without a partner or has a partner who is unavailable [or unwilling). It can also be useful in making people more aware of their sexual functioning. The absence of a partner allows one to concentrate on what pleases them, and on how their body responds to certain stimulation. Sex therapists often give their clients exercises involving masturbation to help them overcome sexual problems. It is important to realize the above response is not intended to convince you that your girlfriend (or anyone) should masturbate. I realize that some people are uncomfortable with masturbation, and that for them it would not be normal, I am only saying that masturbation can be a positive experience for those that are comfortable with it, This discussion oFnormality could be applied to other areas of sexuality. If you are wondering if an activity ,is normal, consider whether or not you are comfortable with it (assuming that there is no physical or emotional pain involved), and form your own definition of normality. l

This coIumn is prepared by volunteers of the Birth Control Centre. If you have any questions for us you can: send a note to the BCC [c/o the Fed office) through on-campus mail; leave a question in the envelope on our door; or visit or cd us in CC 206, Ext. 2306.

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Imprint, Friday, March

10, 1989

FORUM, /

LL...lmust apologize for being To

believe this is exploitation you must not confine your definition to ju& the careers that offend you, If a nude magazine exploits a person’s body, then by equal standards, a technical- journal must exploit a person’s mind and ideas. Different talents, different careers. By insulting the carrier, you insult the individual and the intelligence of the individual; however, if you doubt the intelligence of nude modeling, I refer you the the MENSA spread in Playboy form several years ago [some of the world’s most intelligent people decided posing for, Playboy for a great -deal of. money is an intelligent thing to

the editor, I almost

feel I must

apologize

being a male with an opinion on women’s matters, so from here on I hope no one will object if I use the obscure collective term, “people.” At first, after observing much of the debate over beauty pageants and exotic dancers in the Imprint,) I thought I had some how formed an erroneous definition of the word exploitation. The way I see it, exploitation, by definition, cannot be a mutually beneficial or accepted situation. I can’t see how this applies to people who are models, exotic dancers or any other such profession that pays one hell of a lot more than you or I make [ie. a friend of mine, after a ten year career as an exotic dancer, has recently retired to the Bahamas at age thirty. I don’t think she feels exploited). . According to our constitution, we have the right to make as much bread as possible, as easily as possible, within the confines of our laws. If you can honestly for

do).

To address the concerns of people being viewed as sexual objects, I’m afraid we must accept the fact that in a way we are. Evolution. is a painfully slow process so we mustn’t forget that what we once were still affects what we are now, The worst traits of any human [prejudice, violence etc.) are the ones that come from our past as lower creatures. Now, through enlightened and

sexually integrated edudation, we can control and remove these traits form our society. Hiding our bodies and social neutering are not steps in the right direction, The more sexually restricted a society is, the more promiscuous it is out of curiosity to see what everyone is hiding (Victorian England is the perfect example of this behaviour). Opeqness in this regard causes the opposite reaction. I refer you to the research of Dr. J.L. Howard on the desensitization caused by prolonged expo-

a male”

sure to pornography. As far as the theory of psychopath triggering, that’s been blamed on everything in the media you can name.

I would like to make very clear that I am by no means against the feminist movement or any movement for equality among humans for that matter. I’m simply offering advice, reactionary to reactionary, by attacking less significant (or sometimes personal) offenses you inadvertently discredit your own cause. I’ve heard several of the -old

,Focus

Alex Milne Chem. Eng.

Whv ASU Prez. had to go I

To the editor,

The ASU is representative not of the Arts Students at the University of Waterloo, but also, [as an official body of the University of Waterloo), representative of the entire university. Officials of the ASU must ensure the conduct of that body is representative of the highest calibre of the ethical conduct consistent only

with the stature of the university, its graduates and the students of the University of Waterloo. In the March 3 Imprint an article concerning the resignation of Stephen Lee from president of the ASU, contained somewhat erroneous information and impressions. As executives of the ASW, we supported Stephen Lee as our

NEW COLUMN r

chauvinistic views of the typical feminist (I don’t think I need to elaborate on this offence) being bantered around since this debate over the pageant began. Simply, I’m saying don’t ever give up but look before you leap. Some of the greatest pushes forward have resulted in several steps back. Remember, like it or not, patience can often be a devastating weapon for bringing change

on Feminisim

j&dent. We appreciated the rnnovation, spirit and dedication which he brought to his role as president. Our major concern was not that Stephen had misused the ASU credit card for his personal account, but that, at some point, it might be perceived, by an outside party, that an ASU official had used ASU funds or ASU credit for personal reasons. While we accept Stephen Lee’s explanation that the use of this card for personal reasons was made under extreme circumstances, we believed it to be necessary that Stephen resign in order that 01, Ih+est standards of moral and ethical conduct be both maintained and perceived to be maintained within the ASU.

by Renee

Beneteau

When exploring feminist issues, we must recognize their experimental nature. Silenced and ignored for centuries, women have been excluded from the construction of sexuality, science, economics, politics, education and culture. Only in recent decades have women demanded a voice and attempted to restructure the institutions and stereotypes which daily deny our reality and bury our past. Due to the structured environment we live in, many people often expect feminism to be a unified ideology or practice. However, working toward conformity, would be as easy as promoting present stereotypes. Instead, feminists work toward recognition of the individuality of each and every woman. The recognition of individuality allows for variation in theoretical frameworks, aims, ideologies and approaches. Consequently, while organizing and working to create equal opportunities for women, feminists differ on strategies, attitudes toward men, the roots of women’s oppression and the setting of priorities, The different trends within feminism can be thought of as having four different premises: women and men should be treated as equals; women and men are in opposition; women and men should be treated as equals, but based on different models:

women

and men should

work

to-

gether in cooperation to create a new society. These four currents can be described as liberal feminism, radical feminism, socialist feminism and androgynous feminism, In practice, however, most women borrow from each current, relating to certain parts and redefining others. The division between the currents should not suggest there is a right feminism and a wrong feminism,

Such

a judgment

can

be self-

defeating and has been used against women to deny women power. The differences in theory and objectives of the four currents of feminism remain theoretical and translate poorly into actual feminist organizing. Liberal feminiem fundamentally accepts the current social and eca.nomic system and argues for equal opportunity within our present society; this includes promoting women’s education, removing stereotypes that deny women the ability to compete fairly with men, and fighting discriminatory laws. Radical

feminism

focuses

on the con-

flicts and differences between the sexes and Doints to women’s uniaue child-bear-

ing capability as the root of women’s opwhen defined as the result of ‘outside’ pression. Arguing for an influence - a denial that local women (women in our daily lives) actually feel anti-materialistic, non-hierarchical, cooperative society, radical feminists some kind of indigenous feminism or refind alternatives to the power goals decognition of their oppression. Thus, fined by men. Such a society would be women are made to feel alone in their suffering and often consequently agree to organized on the female values of lifegiving and nurturance. Radical feminism feminism but deny the label of feminist. recognizes that male privilege and conSimilarly, stereotypes deny women of trol over women’s bodies finds expresthe reality of their minds and bodies, Such standards gain power over women sion in oppressive definitions of female with a mythical truth by ostracizing and male sexuality and in violence those who refuse to conform. against women, Radical feminists have made the oppression of wolmen much All currents of feminism find common more visibly recognized by organizing ground in the recognition that our current “Take Back the Night” marches, shelters societ constitutes a atriarchy - a sofor battered women and anti-pornociety byased on male x omination and fegraphy actions. male subordination in which women Socialist feminism argues there can suffer the most from the ‘world’s probnever be freedom for women and true lems’ yet have been excluded from possiequality in Canadian society while there ble solutions. The patriarchal mentality are fundamental differences in wealth+ structures society so the standard for privilege and power. Attributing these being human is being male. Women share inequities to class, gender, sexual orienthe common cotidition of being treated as tation and race, as a necessary compoless than human, invisible and alien, nent in the operation of present day Feminism cannot avoid being confroncapitalism, socialist feminist organizatational, its specific goal being to change tions integrate the concerns of varied current societal models and attitudes groups of women. Support for the needs which benefit men. Definitely a troubling of lesbians, immigrant women, women of issue, feminism leaves nothing left uncolour and trade-union women plays a touched or intact. At the same time, femilarge part in socialist feminism. All these nism can be a comforting issue bringing varied women organize to claim control about solidarity among women in recogover their bodies and daily lives. Socialnizing a woman’s pain. Every j ssue ist feminists believe that while in some hurting and excluding women areas women and men have conflicting becomes a feminist issue: sexuality, viointerests, in others they share a commolence, health, poverty, reproduction, nalty, The socialist feminist movement, marriage, education, environment, war, present and past, has found difficulties psychology, religion, politics, weight, with the overall socialist movement of lesbianism, ageism, rathe left, often feeling their interests have _ pornography, cism, disabilities and the Third World been betrayed or subordinated. practices of genital mutilation, dowry, Lastly, a feminist perspective Gependpurdah, and sati. ing on the conversion of both men and women - androgyny - has emerged. The belief in common experiences, The androgynous perspective affirms the while respecting that all women react equality of the sexes and advocates coo uniquely to the experiences, unites women once they do begin to talk and eration between men and women in t K e organize. Life can roll along and seem creation of a new society. The analysis of sex-stereotyping and feminist intervenmuch less troublesome in the modern world when feminism is denied, but tion in therapy are two prime examples of eventually women are struck down so androgynous feminist issues. When denying present ways of thinkstrongly that feminist questions start to ing,

acting

and

speaking,

women

are

made to feel further alienated, Anti-feminist backlash remains reactionary, divide-

ing women by exploiting their often polarized objectives and allowing antifeminist groups overwhelming media attention. Constantly this reaction attacks the credibility of what women are saying by treating the movement as a phenomenon which can only be understood

formulate.

Throughout the articles for this column, different women express, for themselves, in their ‘own way, what being a woman in a patriarchy means to them in contradiction to the dictates ‘of our malestream culture and often in contradiction to other women. This column gives women the chance to bring their reality into focus.

We believe Stephen Lee to be a highly credible individual, whose innovation and leadership will be missed for the balance of the 88/89 term by the ASU executive. Through this action, we intend only to preserve the credibility of the ASU executive at the highest moral and ethical level and in no way do we wish to discredit Stephen Lee for his actions. On the contrary, I, as well as the others of the executive, would whole-heartedly support Stephen’s bid for office in the future. Thank you Stephen, for your contributions to the ASU and thank you for your unselfish decision to resign in order to preserve the standards of integrity of conduct of officers of the ASU and the University of Waterloo. D.E. McCollum, Interim-President ASU Kathy Ball, Social Convener, ASU Amanda Tokrud, V.P., Secretary, ASU

ASU pres. a martyr? To

the editor,

In regards to the article “ASU President quits” by Peter Brown, I do have one problem. Throughout the entire thing, Mr. Lee comes across as a martyr to two vindictive people (ie. Ms. Ball and Mr. McCollumj. I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in martyrs, especially when the op-

posite side of the argument is not presented, I do hope you will be interviewing other people from the ASU council - especially the two who came across as “hatchet-men,” It would be nice to see both sides of the argument. C. Kierstead SB CS

Imprint, Friday, March 10, 1989

,FORlJM

wing

the rco-op_generation

S.AJUL not out to censorcolop To the editor, In response to Andrew Dalby’s letter, I wish to take this time to clarify the objectives of Students Against Militarism. Our activities thus far have been directed to the goal of raising the consciousness of UW students concerning the military industry and its connections to our cooperative education programme.

Students To the editor, These are some comments on the views expressed by Andrew Dalby in last week’s letter “Censoring Jobs.” I was at the anti-militarism protest and I do feel the continued presence and growth of the military, both in conventional and especially nuclear forces is an unacceptable threat to our very lives. I am not “simpleminded,” nor am I an “insipid ignoramus.” I am a concerned individual who has chosen to act

Many students have never considered a company’s military involvement to be an ethical issue, No matter what “side” you are on, it is an issue. The University of Waterloo is educating a great number of students who have the potential to contribute to the well-being of humankind. Their contribution may also be to its detriment. Today’s university students

sympathic to protect my right to a future. Let me answer some of your questions and shed some light on your arguments, The definition of militarism you requested was printed in the imprint on Feb, 3 on page 15. To refresh your memory, ‘I... the building and maintenance of systems of mass destruction, ahd the mindset that views force or its threatened use as a panatea to the world’s ills...” Yes, in my opinion, companies with even minor military contracts should face banning. If

Reader defends S.A.M’s right to protest To the .editor, I was distressed to read’ the letter in the March 3 Imprint by Andrew Dalby. He was stating his right to freedom of choice, however, he conveniently managed to ignore the rights of the group that he proceeded to cut down. The UW Students Against Militarism (SAM) have every right to express their views. They have no right to ban military contractors from the campus without the support of the governing bodies of the University, and realistically, there is little chance of that. As far as I can tell, the SAM are attempting to increase the awareness of the student body, and to allow co-op students concerned with militarism to consider it as a factor in job application. Everyone has a right to express their opinions, regardless of how few people share them. It is under this principle that Mr.

“Sexuality To the editor, This is in response to Donald SI McCracken’s letter in the February 17, 1989 issue of the Imprint. I apologize for the delayed response, but I am curently on work term in Ottawa and the delivery service from Waterloo takes time. At any rate, Mr. McCracken’s article dealt with the subject of date rape. It apparently was itself in response to a former article (which I unfortunately didn’t get to read) written by Sean Richens. My main reason for writing is to let Mr. McCracken know he doesn’t stand alone in believing date rape and its larger counterpart of rape are not being taken as seriously as they rightfully should be. 1 too have seen the mentioned date-rape posters scattered

Dalby’s letter was printed. Why is it that “protests against sexism are warranted”? Under the exalted principle of freedom of speech, are protests for sexism and racism not equally warranted? I have my own views on militarism, which I do not wish to discuss here. I am not supporting the views of the SAM, merely the right they have to express them. Indeed, I find it somewhat strange that as a group of students, they are content to attend a university that is itself a military contractor. However, they have reasons for their beliefs, and it is base name-calling to call them “inconsiderate and simpleminded,” not to mention “insipid ignoramuses [which should be “insipid ignorami”). Mr. Dalby’s letter was insulting and degrading to these students, and I believe that he owes them an apology. Susan Astington II3 Chemical Engineering

will shape tomorrow, We ,should be thinking seriously about our role in the future, rather than just blindly following the path set out for us by past generations. Our first objective was to challenge existing pat terns of thought concerning employment and concerning the military institution. For those who have already decided they would rather

to S.A.M. their contracts are so minimal, then they might find little hardship in giving them up, especially if they felt this would increase their chances of 5iring young, innovative (and inexpensive) co-op students. Canada does give aid to the war torn countries of Central America. Unfortunately, we also contribute to these wars. We sell the region of Latin America $140 million worth of military goods annually, and 60 per cent of these countries are identified as human rights violators by Amnest y International. I would suggest you read the Universal Declaration of Human Righter (UN) to get a better idea of what the UN is and what its peace keepers are trying to create. Canada’s role as ti military player in the world is possibly not so peaceful as you might think. You are aware, I hope, of Canada’s commitment to NATO and NATO’s declaration of its willingness to be first to use nuclear weapons. I hope you aren’t so naive as to think there is such a thing as a limited nuclear war or a survivable one, We, Canada, are a part of this, As a prospective physicist you will have ample opportunity to work on military projects during \yn!!r ~;~TPPT why dn vcw wi<h ‘n rush into them now?‘Have you a lasLAilation Wllh &h111gs lki; maim, kill and destroy? I hope not. I do not wish to take your life away? The stated goal of Students Against Militarism is to identify employers who participate in military work and educate students, enabling them to make an informed choice. Not to censor or restrict choice. I hope this has shed some light for you. Matthew Lit tie 413Hans. Geog. Sympathetic to, member of S.A.M.

but

not

is a powerful tool” around campus and was not offended. It is unfortunate that such a poster exists but the need for one may be long overdue. The attitude of “SOME” of the male population needs a lot’ to be desired towarci considering the rights and wants of others (particularly the opposite sex). I guess it is all well and good to agree with someone else, but I find I have a point (which I consider to be valid) of my own that was unfortunately omitted from McCracken’s article. While setting himself up as an example, he failed to mention that while all males are- capable of date rape, some (and I pray I speak on behalf of the majority) find it as equally repulsive and inhuman as women do. It would be very easy at this point to dismiss this statement as that of a flag-waving puritan, but it falls closer to

the category of humanitarian. “A solution you ask? Like anything else, public attitude holds the most power in swaying the masses and since the problem effects both genders, the responsibility lies with both to discourage the praise of sexual violence and show a more committed attitude toward defining sexual violations. Without clearer definitions we could have a similar situation to that of Arthur Miller’s “The Crucible” where ,people cry “rape!” (actually in Miller’s tale it was “witch!“] at every chance innocent males fall victim to an overzealous \public. Remember, sexuality is a powerful tool whose use is a privilege and abuse is~a degradation of humanity. Lance

Dawson

not work for a contributing to have provided companies. We

jo*bs

company that is the miIitary, we a list of these realize the issue

cludes standby elements in Canada.) That is 2.4 percent of approximately 85,000 Canadian Forces members. By the way, they don’t use heavy artillery, fighter aircraft, computer trackmilitary guidance ing devices, systems, or many of the other contributions typical of the companies on our list.

is a complicated one, Even among our group members, there is variation as to what level of military involvement ‘personally accept from company. We chose to list broad so as to allow to evaluate the companies on their own personal tions.

we can a private keep the students based convic-

Our purpose is to raise consciousness. Andrew Dalby can relax. We are not attempting to ban any companies from the coop program. As for the United Nations Peacekeeping Forces, we have a lot less trouble with them than we do with the military institution at large. Unfortunately, the White Paper on Defence states that a maximum of 2,000 Canadian Forces members can be called for peacekeeping duty at any.one time, [This number in-

Several including supplied those war countries

Canadian companies, many on our list, have military equipment to torn Central American Mr. Dalby has referred

to through their contracts with the United States military. I trust that elaboration of the U.S. military role in Central America is not necessary. UW students are certainly to choose whatever job wish. We simply ask that make a conscious, informed ice.

free they they cho-

Maria Boreato, Students Againa t Militarism (218, PoIitical Science)

on&z CMsh Persp4ixdisw Of grave-robbers and disciples by Eric

Kuelker

Last week it was pointed out that Christ’s tomb was certainly empty three days after His crucifixion. Now, either it was emptied by Divine power, or by human hands. We’ll explore the second option, that the disciples stole the body of Jesus, which is the earliest attempt to explain the empty tomb, Let us begin by considering how the disciples felt, especially Peter, the boldest, How would you feel if your admired leader had been falsely arrested, if you’d denied him three times to a maid’s simple questions, if he had gone through a mockery of a trial, ‘suffered a horrible death, and been buried? This was catastrophic, and even when the disciples saw the tomb was empty, they did not understand Christ had to rise from the dead (John 2&g). They were in no cdndition psychologically to do something as bold as stealing his body and faking his resurrection. I Even supposing that they were in a mood to steal the body, how could they carry out their plan? The tomb was being guarded by trained soldiers, specifically ordered to prevent the disciples from stealing the body. The soldiers would not have permitted the robbery, for that kind of disobedience would have resulted in their court-martial and death. Since the disciples could not have stolen the body if the guards were awake, what of the excuse that they were sleeping? Recall from last week’s column that it was the high priests, not the soldiers who invented the idea they had been sleeping. This theory~has insurmountable difficulties. First, the punishment to soldiers sleeping on watch was automatic court-martial and death, which i.s a very good incentive to stay awake. Implicit proof of the fact that they were not sleeping is that they were not executed for breaking this rule. Second, even if the soldiers were sleeping, the noise of the disciples moving the very large rock [Mark 1634) and removing Christ’s body would have wakened them. Third, even if the soldiers were truly sleeping, under threat of death if caught, and through the commotion of moving the stone, how could they know it was the disciples who stole. the body? Who knows what goes on when one is asleep? This kind of testimony would be laughed out of any court. Finally, as it has been repeatedly pointed out in previous columns, it is absurd to believe that the 11 disciples would die for proclaiming the truth of the resurrection when they knew all along that Christ had not been resurrected, but they had merely stolen His body. The disciples were completely sincere and honest in what they believed, or else they would not have had the courage to go through all their persecution. Since the disciples did not steal the body, what of the possibility that someone else did, such as the Jews or Romans? This theory faces not only the same difficulty with the guards’ presence, but other ones. The Jews asked for the guard in the first place, showing they did not want the body moved. Secondly, they were greatly .annoyed by the disciples preaching right after the resurrection

and

would

have

produced

the

body

to refute

them.

The Remans, who wished to keep the peace, would not have meddled to the extent of stealing the body, and would have produced it to keep the powerful Jews happy and the disciples silenced. Other secret disciples of Christ could not have stolen the body from under the noses of the guards, as mentioned before. One concludes that the simplest explanation is- that the tomb was not emptied by human means, but divine ones, in the Resurrection.

Imprint, f riday, March

IO, 1989.

NEWS

usuf Salooiee

gDeaks at UW

Apartheid: by Sherwood Imprint staff

Hinxe

“South Africa and the institutionalized system of apartheid is not just a South African problem, it is a universal problem. Apartheid is a crime against all of humanity.” So opened the articulate and thoughtful account of the current situation and imminent crisis soon to besiege South Africa by Jusuf Saloojee, the African National Congress’ chief representative to Canada, given last Tuesday February 28. “South African society today can be best understood by examining two factors that characterize it,” said Saloojee. South African society is a violent society, he said. It is a society held in bondage. There are 26 million blacks and 5 million whites in South Africa [this does not include Coloureds, Asians or Indians) + The only means by which the white minority can maintain power is through the systematic application of brute force. An example of the use of this force was the 1976 Soweto uprising, when 1,500 unarmed black youths were killed by white policemen. Between 1984 and 1988, over 30,000 blacks have been imprisoned. However, as Saloojee clarifies, this is not the greatest violence which occurs in South Africa. The real violence occurs in the rural areas of South Africa where the majority of blacks are forced to live and eke out a dayto-day living. It is here that an average of five to ten children under the age of five die every hour from hunger and hunger-related diseases. It is here there is only one doctor for every 3~1,000 people. It is here that people are forced to live in squalid and disease-ridden bantustans, far removed from the real richness and splendor that is South Africa. South Africa is one of the ri+ est natural resource based _

Crime against all humanity

tions in the world. When the majority of people are forced to live in absolute destitution amidst vast wealth this is, for Saloojee, the real crime against humanity. “South African society today is a divided society” Saloojee said. This is the second factor that highlights contemporary South African society. Apartheid was originally formally institutionalized in 1948 with the support of a united white governing body. Today, the white population is divided into many factions which include: those whites calling for the complete dismantling of apartheid; those advocating reform; those wishing to maintain the status quo; and the growing (but still insignificant) neo-Nazis, who scare even the rightwing whites. There is a growing movement among the white youth of South Africa against apartheid. The white youth are now dodging conscription in such large numbers that the government has stopped publishing the number of draft-dodgers stating that the figures have become a state secret. In the past, the whites have used apartheid to show the world that it is the blacks who are too divided, based on tribal and ethnic reasons. It has always been this apparent division that warrants the whit& maintaining power. Today, in <the face of growing unification among the many black, church and revolutionary organizations it is the whites who appear to be falling apart. Saloojee reminded his audience that although raci’sm is alive and well throughout the world, South Africa is the only nation to have racism institutionalized within a constitution. In South Africa, racism affects every person immediately from the time a person is born and follows that person to their grave. The Population Registration

was at this time that the ANC was branded an organization with communist leanings. Today the bulk of the ANC’s financial support comes from the Baltic nations with Norway leading the way. “Why hasn’t anyone labelled the ANC as now being Norwegian in their leanings?” Saloojee asked, bringing laughter from the audience. In the face of government violence, most Western nations, Canada included, have demanded the ANC denounce the use of violence in their freedom struggle. Saloojee argues that

Act classifies a person from the moment of birth according to colour, thus determining where one will live, what kind of education one will receive, whether one will be able to vote and where one will be buried after death. All aspects of a person’s life are intimately associated with, and influenced by, apartheid. Saloojee turned the focus of his presentation to the African National Congress (ANC) of which he is a member. What he would most like to emphasize is that it is not the goal of the ANC

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the ANC, since its founding in 1912, have always advocated a non-violent approach to bringing change to the nation. It was not until 1963, on the recommendation of Nelson Mandela, that a “limited selected armed struggle” dame about. This meant that only “hard” targets would be marked for attack. tIard targets include such things as military installations and hydro-electric plants. Today, hard targets also include

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any personnel that represents the South African military or police force. “Soft” targets (civilians) have never been included in the objectives of the armed struggle. Saloojee stressed, however, the armed struggle comprises only one wing of the ANC and in proportion to the whole organization this wing is a minor aspect. “The fundamental modus operandi continues to be attempting to bring about change through non-violent means.” Saloojee concluded the presentation by arguing that anyone who thinks the South African problem is not a concern to Canada.must only look at the recent trade figures to come out of Ottawa regarding Canada-South Africa trade. In the current international economic order, no nation can be independent of international trade and still economically survive. A 68 per cent trade increase over the last year implies for Saloojee, that Canada, through its apparent financial support, condones the system of apartheid. By not only trading with South Africa but increasing that trade, apartheid becomes Canada’s concern and responsibility as well as South Africa%. That is what is meant by Saloojee’s opening remarks: “Apartheid is a universal problem.” A conclusion that hopefully left the audience ill at ease and more aware of the responsibility we as Canadians should show toward the whole apart heid issue. (Jusuf Saloojee came to Canodain ?977 as the ANC’s chief representative to Canada. He has been an active member of the ANC since the age of thirteen. The ANC was first formed in 1912, and has been banned in South Africa for the last 29 years. In 1971, Saloojee addressed the United Nations on torture in South Africi. Saloojee Ieaves his Canadian posting in two months for a new assignment in Lusaka, Zambia.) ,

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City recycling invites student involvement by Leda Perrault Imprint staff Even though WW is sadly lacking in a recycling programme right now, UW students may’ want to get involved in the City of Waterloo’s 3R Program - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. The initial organizational meeting regarding waste reduction was held Feb. 7. Six committees were established: multiple dwellings, institutional, industrial, single family up to triplex dwellings, business, and education and resource. Approximately 55 members are working on the various committees. “All task forces have met at least once,” said Deborah Bricknell who coordinates recycling chairperson Lyn Woolstencroft’s activities. It is not too late for interested and faculty to join a committee and get involved in students

the city project. WLU students have already approached the group regarding Blue Boxes for WLU residences. The boxes cost six dollars each so some financial agreement would have to be reached. The recycling effort headed by Woolstencroft is unique because over a two or three year eriod it will tackle a number o P important issues simultaneously, said Woolstencroft , The commit tee is not as hierarchical as traditional ones. Since ihe city’s programme began June 6,1988, Waterloo residents have recycled enough aluminum, glass, tin, and newspapers to save the electricity needed for 360 houses for one year (excluding space heating), heating for two houses this winter, 270 barrels of oil, and 10,000 trees. The next group meeting is to be held April 4, If interested, call Deborah Bricknell at 886-1550.

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zardous waste so as to reduce risks to health and environment. Actions taken away from the waste generating activity, including waste recycling or treatment of wastes after they are generated are not considered waste reduction. Also, an action that merely concentrates the hazardous content of a waste to reduce volume or dilutes it to reduce the degree of hazard is not considered waste reduction. This definition is meant to be consistent with the goal of preventing the generation of waste at its source rather then controlling, treating or managing waste after its generation. Waste reduction can be achieved by changing the raw materials used in production to other substances: changing production technology to reduce the amounts of hazardous materials used; improving housekeeping procedures within the plant to lessen spillage and wastage; recycling wastes within the plant, and changing final products so they have less hazardous components. Industry and government need to set precise targets for reducing waste production. These targets should include dates by which certain percentage reductions will be achieved. For example, the target could be an additional ten percent reduction in hazardous wastes in each of the next five years, Definite plans for action to achieve these targets should be included. The targets should be set country-wide, by province, by industry sector and by individual industries. Government and industry must commit much higher percentages of their pollution control budgets to waste reduction. Commitments on paper are meaningless unless there is a commitment of dollars to allow strong actions. The emphasis in reduction should be on changing production processes and on the use of iless hazardous materials in production. In an article in the New Yorker in June 1987, the long-time environmentalist and biologist Barry Commoner assessed the effectiveness of efforts over the past decade and a half to deal with pollution problems. He concluded, “In sum, there is a consistent explanation for the few instances of environmental success: they occur only when the relevant technologies of production are changed to eliminate the pollutant,” And finally, mechanisms should be set up to include the public in setting and reviewing targets for waste reduction. The public should also be given the opportunity to assess each individual company’swaste reduction plans and to monitor the effectiveness of these plans. Lofty zero-discharge goals need to be set for waste reduction - goals we can all strive to achieve. WPIRG is not willing to accept the socalled realistic goals that are usually given to the public, goals that are simply pessimistic, “do as little as you can to get away with” goals. We cannot risk waiting any longer. Our environment is crying for action. For more information on waste reduction, reuse and recycling, call or visit the WPIRG office, room 123 Generd Services Complex, ext 2578.

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apply for the programme are students, but, says Fradley, it is open to anyone 18 years of age or over. A current goal is to broaden the base of the programme to include Canadians of all walks-of-life. To qualify, applicants go through an interviewing process. There are no scholastic requirements, but applicants should be adaptable and openminded. Crossroads attempts to place people according to the skills and experience of applicants and needs in a certain country. Placement terms are four, six, or eight months, depending on the request of the applicant. Applicants can request, as well, a particular country, although this is not guaranteed. The people involved with Crossroads must raise‘ $1,600 each for their trip, and this they do through bingo games, car washes, and coffee houses. The. rest is financed by the sponsor of the programme, the Canadian International Development Agency [CIDA), which matches student dollars in approximately a three to one ratio. This year’s Crossroads

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Fradley stresses the aim is to learn. Members should not go over with the attitude that “We’re going to do great things

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The attacker is described as Caucasian, 5’6” and 140 pounds, shoulder length dark brown hair, slim build, between the ages of XI and 17. He was wearing a black leather jacket and black track pants at the time of the assault. He was last seen running toward the Sunnydale area, If anybody has any information, or remembers seeing any-

Police are concerned with the amount of damage to cars and property on campus, They believe that most incidents can be traced to alcohol consumption+ The most common damage to the vehicles is mutilated windshield wipers, mangled mirrors, stolen license plates and smashed windshields, The only.way to beat the problem is for witnesses to speak up,

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faculty meeting and the centre still has to receive Senate approval, which could come sometime in March or April. Jaworsky feels the centre is important since “there is a need for a high level of expertise concerning Eastern Europe” in Canada and only Carleton University and the University of Toronto have Soviet study programs presently. He estimates there are between 20 and 30 persons interested in the project who currently teach or conduct research in the area of Soviet bloc affairs,

The University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University will jointly establish a centre for Soviet Studies with the help of an unlikely source, the Department of National Defence. While the Waterloo-Laurier Centre for Soviet Studies, as it will be officially named, received a $225,000 grant from DND this past January, the designated director of the project and UW Political Science professor John Jaworsky emphasizes “there are very few strings attached.” He notes those involved wouldn’t have applied for the grant if they thought their studies had to be strictly militarily oriented. Joyce Agnew, an analyst for DND’s Directorate of Public Policy, also assures that the grant is not tied in any way nor is the research going to be usedforany particular purpose. Rather, the programme is intendedonly to heighten awareness and stimulate research in all areas of Soviet society. Jaworsky stresses “nobody involved with the centre has voiced any concerns” over the source of the funding. However, some of his fellow professors have expressed apprehension about the defence department’s involvement but are waiting for clarification on the centre’s activities before voicing any objections. The topic will mostly likely be discussed at the next

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He points out that the centre will be taking a broad approach to its research because “so many factors now influence potential military strategies” such as na-’ tionality issues, economics, political developments and changes in Soviet society. One of the plans for the centre involves establishing a visiting professorship where an outside professor, perhaps from the Soviet Union, would conduct research and teach a course in their area of expertise. Jaworsky also believes this would provide an opportunity

The centre will examine a different aspect of Soviet and East European society each year in-

cluding nationality ceptions of war, European relations, dichotomies and the mensions of the Soviet

Each year’s research will be presented at an annual conference hosted by the centre and attended by representatives from DND which would facilitate, as the centre’s proposal for the grant mentions, “a useful exchange between the academic and defence communities on a topic of major strategic significance.”

first three years of employment after graduation. Why? For countless reasons. Engineers feel increasing the integrity and reputation of Engineering at Waterloo cannot help but better the value of the degree obtained from the institution.

For many years, undergraduates have benefitted from Alumni contributions and this is their chance to return the favour. The administration assures the money obtained will be used solely to improve undergraduate labs. The graduation committee hopes that some of the famous engineering spirit will come into play during the pledge period, March 11-30. To this end, thermometers will be p&ted in Carl Pollack Hall showing each department’s percentage of participation. The class with the greatest participation will receive a case of champagne to celebrate with. As well, their department name

will appear on the grad pledge plaque alongside the total graduating class donation for each year. This plaque will be hung in a place of honour and shall act as a challenge to subsequent graduating classes to better their prtidecessors. Each graduate that pledges w,ill receive a commemorative certificate and a lapel pin with the Plummer’s Pledge logo emblazoned upon both. Their names will also appear on a pledge roll call in WEAL, the engineering alumni newsletter. Waterloo is not a school steeped in tradition but the engineers hope that the Plummer’s Pledge is one which will carry on long after they leave.

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On March 11 at the Waterloo Motor Inn, while the engineers of UW dance the night away at their formal ball, a new tradition will begin. Eng Ball ‘89, “A Night at the Pagoda,” will be the birthplace of the Plummer’s Pledge, a graduating class pledge program started by the Engineering Graduation Committee. The Plummer’s Pledge is an opportunity for the graduates to give something back to the institution which has given them so much over the last five years. The pledge is in the form of a $300 amount to be paid in three equal installments during the

for a direct exchange of ideas between scholars without the burden of government bureaucracy. Some other proposed projects include setting up a satellite dish to receive Soviet television, beefing up library resources, increasing the number of experts in Soviet studies invited to speak at UW:Jaworsky also feels this is a chance “to develop a strong undergraduate option in Soviet studies.”

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REPORT CARD FOR HON. LYN MCLEOD Minister

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The Ontario Federation of Students (OFS), our provificial student lobby group will be presenting the Honorable Lyn Mckod with a report card on her performance this school year; 1988-89,in the area of university funding, O.S,A.P.,tuition fees and student housing (both on and off campus). As members of OFS, we are asking you, the students,to complete the following report card and supply your commentsto the Minister. If you have any questions about these student issuescontact the Federation of Students,Campus Centre, room 235 or phone 888-4042or ext. 4042.

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10, 1989

So you’re thinking ofI comi,ng to Waterloo Respond following

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1. I believe that learning be a passive experience.

should

2. I am going to university so that I can graduate and settle down into a nice, comfortable job and live out a miserable existence.

The pros and cons of co-op Every university has its disiinct features; every university nas its advantages and disadvantages. Many who consider attending the University of Waterloo have been drawn here by Jne feature: the well-developed :o-op system. The prospect of job o portuniLies, job contacts, an dp salaries zonsiderably above minimum wage are enough to lure many nigh school students to seriously consider such a’ programme; sowever, in addition to very vis.ble opportunities, there can be drawbacks to co-op. With co-op programmes comes inherent instability. Many stuients do not know from term to term where they will be working. One might work in Ottawa 3ne term and in Toronto the next. Between these work terms come Four-month school terms in Waterloo. This can cause problems in finding accommodation in cities with tight housing markets. White the out-of-town housing lists provided by UW’s housing office are helpful, they do not change the fact that co-op students generally move every four months. Many students find themselves away from friends. during work terms. Even those who work in the same city often find they spend less time with friends since they are not attending classes together. This can create a certain amount of loneliness,

Then tnere’s the problem that students in some faculties encounter tyhen many of their friends are not in co-op. This means that for several terms in a row, they may not be on cainpus at the same time. This problem is reduced in faculties such as engineering where all students are in co-op programmes. The co-op programme has an impact on university life even when students are on campus. The co-op programme necessitates a short school term. All courses are term courses. The term has barely started before mid-terms hit and then exams come along and it’s time to head off for yet another work term. While this isn’t necessarily a problem for students who plan in advance, the hectic pace tends to act as a barrier to campus in-‘ volvement. Students in co-op are generally more concerned with their grades since getting a good job is a priority. The process of job interviews can be time-consuming. This> means that they might miss out on some of the non-academic educational experiences university life has to offer, Moving every four months also means that many students forego a sense‘of continuity and a sense of belonging to the university. This too decreases school spirit and individual involvement in kampus activities, clubs, etc.

All this does not belittle the fact that the co-op experience can be enriching and can provide an important complement to classroom studies. The oft-expounded advantages are important, but being aware of some of the obstacles can help potential co-op students plan ahead to overcome them. On the positive side, co-op provides an opportunity to put into practice what students have learned in class on a theoretical level only. It can help prepare students for the many years they will have to spend in the working world and it provides an opportunity to assess whether, one’s chosen course of study is really what one wants to do for the next 40 years. Co-op can provide important contacts and experience. The four month rotation also provides a good change of pace and a break for the harried world of academia, And, of great importance to many students, it might deter the problem of starvation or a steady diet of Kraft Dinner. Whatever the decision of any student may be it is important to balance the pros and the cons; co-op may not be for everyone, especially for people who require a sense of stability. Marie Sedivy Imprint staff 4A Political Science

and Russian

If you answered “yes” to either of the above, then you’d better go somewhere else. The University of Waterloo is not for the faint of heart, UW is for eager students, striving to be the best and willing to take responsibility for their education.

cation, collect your degree, and settle down into a boring job pushing paper, But with such opportunity, why would anyone not want to strive for the best? 3. I want my university education to take place primarily in the classroom. One of UW’s biggest strengths lies not in its academic programme, but in its students, and there are plenty of extracurricular opportunities for you to meet them, with such diverse organizations as the Model UN and the Folk and Blues club. There are also the more financiallyminded Entrepreneur and Investment clubs. A number of off-campus fraternities and sororities have also been established. The only requirements to join any of these clubs are energy and enthusiasm. Watch for their recruiting drives during the first few weeks of classes. 4, I don’t finding want to relevant soever.

UW is a world-class academic institution, known across the continent as a leader in mathematics, computer science and engineering. Call it “M.I.T. North” if you will. But there’s more to UW than technology. The university also offers degree programs in the arts and sciences, human kinetics and leisure studies, optometry and environmental stydies, Without exception, they are of the highest quality - even the tiny Department of Dance, which recently joined forces with the prestigious National Ballet School to offer a joint programme in dance education. That’s not to say that only the strong survive. It is possible to slide through four years of edu-

want any assistance in a summer job. In fact, I graduate without any work experience what-

UW’s co-op work/study programme, available in every faculty, is the finest in the world, Co-op graduates are prized by employers not only for the two years of work experience they take with them, but for their ability to adapt to any situation (believe me, after six work terms you can adapt to anything]. The problem at UW lies not in finding enough jobs, but in finding enough students, So you want to come to the University of Waterloo? Are you ready to take an active role in your education, working both in and out of the classroom to become the very best you can be? If not, you’d better look elsewhere: If so, you may have just made the best decision of your life, Thoxnm White BA SC ‘88 / BA ‘89

Campus Day advice Trying to casually refer .to a carefully hidden map whii at the same time attempting to look like you know exactly where you are going: tagging along inconspicuously on a tour; and making a mental note to ditch the gym bag in favour of a knapsack are just a few of the many tactics used by high school students visiting a university campus. The desire to know as much as possible about the campus seems to be matched only by the fervent wish not to stand out too much. Well, stop worrying about it. No matter how hard you try, you simpiy cannot look like a true university student until you have pulled at least a few allnighters in the library, lived on a steady diet of kraft dinner and pizza and closed down the local pub at least a few times per term. Sound like fun? Well it is! So ask all the questions you want, and make sure you find out about all facets of university life, not just the courses and marks, but the atmosphere, spirit, sports facilities, pubs, and societies. As a past tour guide, I have heard a wide variety of questions. Some clearly have their priorities in order: “What are the men at Waterloo like? I mean, what are the chances of me finding a husband here?” Others still

have some decisions to make: “I’m int ereste& in+ ,l&q 8 sex therapist. Do you have a degree programme in that field?” By the way, the answers to these real life questions are “probably about five per cent” and “no” respectively. The point is, you should make sure you get the information that’s important to you and the decisions you are facing. Besides getting the facts and figures, Campus Day provides a perfect opportunity to find out about the other facets of a university’ the little things which can help to make the next three to five years a lot of fun. Every campus has its own unique atmosphere, and this should play an important role in decision making. Picking up this copy of Imprint, the student newspaper, is a good first start. Now, you might want to stop off at the CC or the PAC, detouring to the C&D in the MC on the way: then, maybe head over to Needles to check out the pit or our SVA Program. Pardon?! No, this isn’t written in foreign language, If you know what that sentence means by the end of the day, you have made a good start to discovering some of the differences between your high school and Waterloo. Jane neming Applied Arts, Sociology

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Varsity sports On behalf of the students, faculty and staff here at Waterloo, each of us in Secondary School Liaison want to welcome you to our 17th Annual Campus Day. You are important to us year round. Today, however, serves a special purpose and we want to make your visit to campus as worthwhile as possible. Since you have come to see the campus, make sure you take as many of the tours as time permits. If you have questions about the academic programmes or cooperative education, attend. the faculty events and talk with professors, academic counsellors and students. Many of these people are around today to talk withyou specifically. Don’t forget to sit in on some classes. Do you have concerns about the cost of university? Speak with Financial Assistance counsellers at one of two special presentations. Information about student life on campus is available, too. Drop by the Campus’Centre and talk with students who are involved in student government, athletics’ or clubs, The Campus Day Newapaper, which is available across campus and at each of the campus entrance kiosks, has all the details: times and locations. Or drop by our Campus Day Information Centre in the Davis Centre. 1. Stroll on over to the Campus Centre and visit the athletics displa on Campus Day! 2. Skip into action: join a co-ret team! 3. Run to tryout for an interuniveraity Werrior or Athena teem! 4, Walk with your buddies over to Seagram’s stadium and check ou what’s happenin’! 5. Dance to the mU8iC in fitneaa class! 6. Leap to the bleachera and cheer for your Warriors and Athena1 7, Hustle out and join an intramural competitive team! start et 7:OO a.m. i &r;Apc;ut of bed early - squash and swimming 9. Jog to your locker: warm up for varsity 10. Hop with two feet! Catch the Waterloo and CampusRet Athletice!

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studs day night. Party. The few hardy souls who got up the nerve to dance managed to make the Bombshelter’s dance floor seem huge. Things began to heat up

by Jim Harman Imprint staff Z deco made it back to Waterloo %st Friday night with the appearance of New York’s Lucky 7 at the Bombshelter. The last time we were graced with that particular musical genre was oh so long ago when Queen Ida and her Zydeco Tempo Band blew into Fed Hall and whirled the few lucky fans into accordion and washboard heaven. I wait in vain for their return, how they were ever booked in the first

half way through the set when turned up the accordion and through a wailin’ Goin’ to

they sped New

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at the table who made “euphemism eyes” at the lead guitarist. Halfway through the set, Lucky 7’made not a few converts as even the previously somnolent Imprint table made it to the dance floor to shake off a few of those pounds gained from spending more time behind a word processor than on the volleyball court Currently on a Canadian tour,

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Lucky 7 played two solid hourlong sets, easily returning value for money on a measly three buck cover. Stupid people saw them in T.0. for a fiver. Kudos to

required

some But, that was so long ago that most of today’s crop of undergrads were probably still worrying about their first high school dance, not that most would even know what zydeco is.

of divine intervention,

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7 isn’t cut from the same drawing not only upon zydeco, but also drawing upon rockabill and the blues for itiapiration. A Y1 this inevitably leads to a lot of loud guitars,

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you just hear a mighty

soul voice rending the very heavens themselves, even the smokefilled atmosphere of a Southern Ontario event.

Blues

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trackers

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regulars.

It seems trite to say so, but an Otis Clay show is more like a party or even a love-in than a concert, Otis baring his soul and emptying his guts out on the

stage for two or. three hours to the unrestrained adulation of an audience whose alcoholic intake steadily escalates while their inhibitions go completely out the window. People jump up on the staple, not to dive back into the

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ling out with The Mayfair Hotel’s Hoodoo Lounge. A bigger bar, an actual menu, and real ceiling

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supremo Glenn Smith behind the microphone whenever he gets the chance and Otis Clay made

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of fine singers around [although few are in Otis’ class)

or.._-to-x- rape the bandmembers, but to dance with-Otis, or in the case of Saturday night’s finale, to literally give him the shirt off their backs, Respectable people with responsible jobs, who may even work with your parents (one friend of mine was even there with her mother], sing off-key and much too loudly to

great Otis Clay made approximately his fiftyChicago

them, sitting about kinda glassy

ceiveda hero’s welcame, kicking off each set with a solid ten or fifteen minutes worth of searing soul instrumentals, And with all due deference to Otis, The Chicago Fire should not be underestimated in its role to bring the

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BEnt for doing a great bookings job for the ‘shelter, hopefully their fine job will be rewarded with better turnouts. Next week is Toronto’s Spirit of the West, a must-see.

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the Hi Rhythm Section to the Stax crew of Steve Cropper, Duck Dunn, et al who backed the likes of Sam And Dave and Wilson Picket t, After a good couple of hours of pure soul grit, the horns began blaring Al Green’s Love And Happiness, starting what seemed like a full half-hour medof

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Kevin Coghao Imprint staff

amazingly insightful reviews that we are so good at doing. Well, what usually happens is that Kevin takes down a few prehinary notes, situated on the table in between the beer and ciabout whoever garettes,

and Ollie Davies

Once again, the Victorious Vikings brave the cold weather, risking life and limb, to cover yet another show at Ph<abulous Phil’s Granckon’s Place (PLUG) for ImPrint Arts. And, once again, fi was to see a band that isn’t anywhere as we11 known as they, if-the world was a correct and just place, should be. The band of the week was Go Four 3r But before we *froth at the mouth (oops, too late) about them, a few words about the opening band, who were a local band called Dizzy Maroon. Y’know, we’ve had hordes of’ people ask us how we do these

Good popcorn

happens to be on stage at the given moment. The notes for Dizzy Maroon read, more or less, like so: “bastard son of Wall of Voodoo or the Cult,” “,.. the lead singer has certain GENETIC DEFECTS which cause him to sing about embryonic foetuses in

Barney goes barmy

glass containers...,” “One song sounds a HELL of a lot like Eat the Rich by Motorhead, but I’m pretty out of it by now...,” and, the note that we really like, “... four CROTCH GRABBINGS during the show.” Well, baaed on these copious notes, they sound pretty bitchin’ to us. Oh my yes, this is not yer average bar band. No sirree Bob! They had a TRUMPET PLAYER! So, from what we remember, a good solid bunch o’ dudes, so see them ‘cause they grab their crotch more than your average Depeche Mode vid. GO Four 3, on the other hand, we remember quite well. This is because they were groovy. Real groovy. Like, almost too groovy for words. Get the idea? Basically, this is a band that the guys at The Gauntlet would HATE, which is probably why we enjoyed it so immensely. The lead singer (a GIRL) has a TERRIFIC SET of vocal cords that made her sound like a less screechy Kate Bush, w’hich is good, and the lead

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by Jim Harman Imprint Staff

by Pete 8rown

heart, The performance was very raw, lots of miscues but nobody seemed to notice or care. Barney was about as self-effacing as they come, always with just a note of good-natured sarcasm mixed in with the humour. Comparisons with the Boss are inevitable, the jeans, jaw line, sound and even the “singing through clenched teeth” routine are all reminiscent of his better known but fading compatriot from south of the border, The only thing missing was the red hankie in the back pocket. Maybe next time. Despite these unfortunate similarities, Barney Bentall and the Legendary Hearts came through with a great, raw, rock ‘n roll show,

Spending most of his time grinning from ear to ear, Barney Bentall did a reasonable impersonation of an “up and coming rock star but who’s still just one of the guys” to a highly appreciative audience at Fed Hall. There’s no doubt about it, like it or not, this guy has fun on stage. Not sticking to playing their own stuff, Barney and the boys in the band played a few van Morrison tunes, and a Dylan song among other covers. For an encore, Barney played a solo acoustic version of Shook Me A11 Ninht Long, A choice to warm e&n the - coldest reviewer’s

guitarist wore a Batman Dark Knight shirt and looked like Johnny Ramone, which is great. .We did recognize one of their tunes, which is called Getting Sick and Tired Of It, we think, and all of their songs were tight, well-played, and, well, happily professional. They all bounced around, sang, played, and did an encore, and made the world a better place to live. Okay, now everybody who usually reads our stuff can STOP RIGHT HERE, and go read something else. The rest of the article is for math students. Ready? Go! They came on at 22:01:38, played for precisely one hour and thirteen and one third minutes, They were about 5’11” tall (yes, ALL OF THEM) and they all had. a mole on their left cheek (our right). They have released a tape that should be played at 1200 baud, and please, keep your machine well oiled. Not just your tape Machine, but 011 your machines. There, Happy now?

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amassed quite an army of fans with their LP Love. Their next album Electric was produced by some clown named Rick Rubin who made them sound like a second rate AC/DC; a lot of their old fans were mad - real mad... and they took to the streets to exact an unholy vengeance. The new Cult fans resented all the “fruits” wearing the shirts of a band they considered their own - and consequently turned the insulting garment+ into Weapons Of Death. Twenty-seven people died all because of a rock ‘n’ roll band. What a waste - all because of a rock ‘n’ roll band, You might ask why I’m writing this, and well you should. I’d almost forgotten that distant grim night until a few days ago when this band, The Cult, released The Manor Sessions. What are they? They’re songs from the Electric album as they were originally recorded, You guessed it - they sound like Love tracks. And y’know, to this day I believe, beyond any doubt, that if The Cult had released The Manor Sessions back in the cloudy midst of March ‘86, those kids would still be alive today.

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Imagine, if you will, one dark night in ‘86, a group of broody new wave youths, content with their eyeshadow and disposition, hanging out at their favourite hangout - a place called Trebor Manor, Another group arrives, and these kids, in their leather and spandex, toss some insults into the cool evening. The two clans draw nearer and after trading a few more suddenly slurs - violence breaks out. It might seem like a pretty farfetched scene... but it happened... and I was there, That’s right I was there, Officer Blair, sent to make some kinda sense out of the torn bodies of these nutty kids driven to violence, and’out of this crazy world. I radioed in to HQ for backup,and an ambulance - “maybe two,” I shouted into the radio as I wiped the sweat from my brow, There were bodies strewn all over the place. What these kids were doing out so late is anybody’s guess, but\ that wasn’t my concern anymore for I knew I’d have to explain to ti couple’s dozen parents why their kids would Friday

The blood is on their hands never come home again. Amidst the crippled and unrecognizable bodies two walkmans were still playing and y’know, to this day I can’t think of that grisly night without hearing Shake it don’t break it baby, / Sanctuary Sanctuary Sanctuary. “What a waste,” I shook my head, and sifting through the chaos, noticed some had been stabbed, some clubbed, and so e strangled with bandannas that% ead The Cult. It scared the hell outta me then, but now I understand. You see, The Cult wasn’t what you might think; it was a rock band - one like thou-

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Masters of reality world:mm* -uther tracks with the same infectious tielodies and harmonious vocals are I’m Coma Be (500 Miles] and Then I Met You. The Proclaimers perfect the love song in Come on Nature with lyrics like: Dark brown hair, green eyes and white skin, You perfect every colour that she’s in, There’s also a lot of political commentary in their up-beat, jangly music. Cap in Hand’s all

1 1-1 .. about how Scotland has to serve the interests of Britain: We fight - when they aslc us, We boast then we cower, We beg for a piece of what’s already ours. A more reflective number is What Do You Do? that asks the question: What do you do when democracy’s all through, what do you do when minority means you?

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These bespectacled Scottish twins would be just a fad if they weren’t such darn good s‘ongwriters. This, their second album, threatened to be another pop castration of a sincerely original style, especially considering the percussion-laden version of their debut that was released later to satisfy the palates of the masses. While this offering ddesn’t quite transport you to the moors the same way their previous album did, it still treats topics of love and politics with the same celebratory and melancholy angst.. Sure, they have drums on a lot of tracks, but percussion isn’t the obstruction it was before, It’s become a essential element of their writing. I’m On My Way, their current entry into the radio and video rotation, is proof of this. It’s gotta have its bass and drums to power the lilting brogue of the brothers. You just can’t wish bad things upon anyone while listening to And now that I don’t want for anything, I’d have Al Jolson sing ‘I’m sitting on top of the

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His recent, criminal proclivities have made James Brown the brunt of more than a few jokes, and he probably deserves all the abuse that he gets - and more. The fact remains though, that James Brown is the single moat durable, successful and influential black performer of the rock’n’roll age. Over the past five years, his incalculably large catalogue of recordings [LOO plus LPs) has undergone some excellent, well-thought-out reissuing and compilation from Polygram, the lucky who own the . mcompany .I. polnr, masters. -1.0 fnis tne series of reissues such as Ain’t That B Groove, Dead on I&a Heavy Funk, and In a Jungle Graove have focused upon collecting the best obscure gems from his prodigious album releases. Motherlode, the most recent product of Polygram’s incursion into the JB oeuvre begins the massive task of sifting through the miles and miles of unreleased recordings which continue to sit in the vaults. Though James has been doin’ his thing on record l

Mutation and evolution

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since 1955, Matharlode focuses upon the the years 1967-1973, during which James Brown created a whole new brand of funk - pure dance music which consisted of tight, muscular jams - more circular riffs than real songs with a melody and all that extraneous stuff. Likewise, James stripped his singing down to its most essential - repeated phrases interspersed with screams, growls, hunh’s, good god’s - great dance music...great material for Eddie Murphy’s JB

impression. Along with providing a great insight into the way James built many songs from a single rhythmic idea, Motherlode contains some of the funkiest, tautest dance music ever committed to vinyl. In particular, Since You’ve Been Gone, his duet with Bobby Byrd is a searing slab of vntage JB. It’s also fascinating since it’s only one of no less than five very different versions of the song that he recorded over a Is-year period, This one features one

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by jim Herman Imprint staff In another recent effort at lowering stereotypes against disadvantaged interest groups, 4AD’s Dead Can Dance have released The Serpent’s Egg. While a laudable effort, I can’t imagine too many of the deceased shaking their booties to this one. More importantly, do the dead have spending money? On the other hand, I’m not dead, but I do dance. I doubt that too much off of this album will soon be heard at Fed Hall. This is in itself, a good reason to buy this album. But not to dance to. It would be more useful for when you wish to borrow your roommates Gregorian chant, but he’s gone home for the weekend. This is great stuff for when you want to sink to the floor and stare at walls for about forty minutes. Vocals tend toward an experimental type of language, it’s either that or Egyptian. Of course, nonsensical lyrics are just what you need when you’ve got songs like Orbis De Ignis, The Host of Seraphim and In The Kingdom Of The Blind, The OneEyed Are Kings, Doesn’t matter, they sound great anyways. Just one off note to the album, I swear that the vocalist on the last track, Ulysses, sounds just like Neil Diamond. That may not get the dead dancing but it’ll certainly get them spinning in their graves,

The past few years have seen some marvelous discoveries of unreleased material; Sam Cooke’s Live at Harlem Square, the Velvet Underground’s V.U. and Another View, The Stones’ Live at The Bwb Bootleg. Motharloda stands alongside these as more crucial, essential material from a true genius. This is the first of a weekly featute in which recent issues and reissues of vintage aoul music will be reviewed by Paul Done. If you are interested in soul music from the sixties and seventies, tune in to the weekly On The Soul Side radio show, every Thursday at 8:00 p.m. on CKMS 945 FM I95.5 on cable].

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orie incendiary passage where James and Bobby trade screams which bring the song to a climax of raw fervour rarely seen outside church. Another fine example of the James Brown process of musical .mutation and evolution is You .Got to Have u Mother For Me, -which is a combination of Mother Popcorn and There it Is, both of which appeared in various other forms and versions. All of this doesn’t im ly any less validity in the wor t: of James Brown in the admission that he regularly raids and re-records his own material - The Beatles lived off this kind of genius theft only they stole other peoples’ piffs!

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Rap may have been many things before but it has never re. presented the inner sound or the daisy age - that was before De La Soul - the most stupidly inspired rap group evah. They rap about things that matter like dandruff, breakfast and a list of other things too twisted to be repeated or understood. De La Soul have gained a well-deserved reputation for idiosyncrasy with their first two singles Plug Tunin’ and lenifa, Both were great rap singles, but their peace symbols and declarations of a dawning daisy age set them firmly beyond the pale of the def and the chill, Their first LP shows a weltanschaung even more bizarre and twisted than one would have inferred from their singles. For starters, the LP is organized in the form of a bizarre trans-raptual gameshow featuring the three members: Trugoy [yogurt backwards), Posdnuos and Mase acting as hosts and participants. The 23 songs on the LP run the gamut from 3O-second conversation bites to fully-deve-

loped s-minute songs. If this weren’t enough to separate them from the rap mainstream, their songs are sampled and constructed from the most unlikely and diverse sources - who ever heard of a rap song based upon a Steely Dan sample? Only De La Soul as they do with Eye Know. Transmitting From Mars, with it’s crackly dialogue from a French instructional LP sounds like Tackhead on acid. They even have the audacity to sample Ben E. King’s for A Little Bit of Soap. The initial novelty of all this weirdness would wear off very quickly unless the actual songs on the LP were of sufficient quality. Thankfully songs such as Tread Water, Buddy [which features the wonderful Jungle Bros.) and Ghetto Thang are outstanding rap songs by any standards. This LP is a groundbreaker for rap music, so grab hold of Three Feet High and Rising and do as De La does. Get converted (perverted] to the inner sound of Daisy Rap. De La Soul are the flipside of every crotch-grabbing, sexist violent rap cliche, Essential.

Sad, but rock and roll, I mean straight-ahead, no frills rock and roll has been largely devalued as an art form, Progressive-rock, jazz-rock, and art-rock all carry with them connotations of instrumental virtuosity; bluesrock and country-rock have the traditionalist appeal; folk-rock implies lyrical excellence. Rock and roll, though, has been largely ,consigned to the re’alm of beer commercials and uncultured boors who think that a Fellini film is a movie about pasta, But if Aristotle maintained that the best art achieves its. effects through catharsis and pure release, then 13 Engines have created the highest art out of the simplest and rawest of rock and roll. The follow-up to their excellent 1987 debut, Before Our Time, Byram Lake Bhm is even harder than its predecessor, combining the band’s considerable melodic finesse with yet more muscle than Before Our Time flexed. The grooves here are packed to bursting with weighty, fulsome riffs of hugely distorted guitars, the kind that brain radio programmers senseless, exhorting them to beg, “Whoa, there, boys, wouldn’t you like to turn those guitars down just a little bit?”

by Andy Koch Imprint staff It’s fitting that this review is printed during the week of International Women’s Day, being as the band takes its name from an anti-rape slogan. Besides, it provides a good excuse as to why I’ve taken my time in getting around to review this festering boil of excruciatingly remarkable noise. Yes, the new NoMeansNo record is on the racks [only the import racks so far] and I face the arduous task of doing this album justice with

“Choke on this,” retort the Engines as they dive into the overthe-top seventies grind of Gimme Now with all the subtlety of old Alice Cooper or MC5. And then it’s off the top rope with an elbow drop to the lower sternum area with the blistering and supremely funky Blue Funk, taking a riff or two from-Living Colour with a rhythm section tighter than Donald Trump’s hatband. After giving yer butt a good kicking for forty-plus minutes of vinyl, Jon Critchley’s plaintive singing can even jerk a tear or three out of you with the country lilting Blue Smoke Curl. There’s not a soft track in sight, but nothing compares than mere words. So let us begin by making an analogy; one which I fear may threaten what precious little credibility that I possess as a hack writer, I’d like to propose that NoMeansNo are the Rush of underground music. “Rush? Are the eviyou insane? ‘* Here’s dence: 1) both bands are made up of’ three, geeky Canadians, 21 both are made up of uncommonly talented musicians who indulge in an abundance of syncopation’ jazzy breaks etc. and 3) both have the habit of recording exhaustingly, long and complex tunes, Yes, folks, NoMeansNo may possibly be Alex, Geddy and Neil in disguise; three rock stars in search of an outlet for their primitive energies: But, NoMeansNo have no use for synthesizers, stardom, or science fiction. Instead, they are treading primordial water in hope of reaching an equilibrium between technically proficient craft and the punk/ noise underground that supports them. NoMeansNo switch with incredible mmImmm~m”mmmlm 1

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The Dead Milkmen are a slap in the face of “attitude,” a rude awakening from the anthemic power chotds of today’s rock’n‘roll and from the inherent mindlessness of most pop. Though not one-of-a-kind, their irreverent lyrics and deft understanding of their own sound, makes them one of the last remaining “punk” bands. They do what they want and don’t rely on high schoolers to spray-paint “Dead Milkmen” on their army surplus garb (right above the circled “A” for anarchy).

ple seem to be attracted to the band. Sometimes people come up to me and say like, ‘Man, that song Stuart, I know what it is about cuz I know, I know what the queers are doin’ to the soil.’ There are some real odd human beings out there. I have to watch my back every time that I leave my front door. I have been threatened for, some really dumb shit that I’ve done on stage, but that’s the kind of thing we were hoping . for. I consider threats to be a pretty positive response,, At least people are paying attention,”

I was pretty proud of myself for that one. But, (neither) the PMRC, nor any religious organization, ever singled us out, I was pretty upset by that cuz I have been trying for that,’ for a while. 1 think they were just concerned with King Diamond and The Mentors. It’ll take a long time before they get to US.” For some reason, known only to Rodney, the topic changed in mid-thought. “God, this is a great city cuz they have Donahue on at 3:00 and then Oprah’s on at 4:00. Oh, I missed Sally Jesse

Presently touring mid-America, they are scheduled for a stop at Toronto’s Diamond Club on Monday, March 13. Rodney, the lead singer and one of the players of guitar, phoned me from Kansas City to have his brain

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picked, What follows is the result of me being forced to abandon my planned line of questioning’ allowing Rodney’s to speak at super-human speed and go off on numerous tangents.

No doubt, “mouchie” is one of the least offensive things’ that the band has ever said. The Dead Milkmen have tackled everything from hippies to sex hotels to Elvis. They pull no punches-

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and raise a lot of ire. Behind their cute smiling cow logo, a cloven hoof is raised, aimed at all who anger them. And it doesn’t take much to piss these guys off. So, it’s quite surp’rising that they have never really been threatened legally or otherwise, “We get threatened every other day. Ha, ha, No, not so much threatened, but really weird peo-

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Previcius to this year’s fantastic Bealzebubba, the Dead Milkmen released Bucky Fellini, a .fifteen track barrage of loud, nasty and parody riddled punk. The album cover was conceived and executed by the individual band members. To understand Rodney’s deeply disturbed segment’ and to find out why the young Bucky killed his math teacher, you have to be either a psycho-analyst or Rodney. “I was studying art done by children of alcoholic and abusive parents. All the art was incredibly violent. Like, you know, ‘Me Stabbing Mommy When She’s Drinking.’ It really is amazing. I was drawing the way a really disturbed kid would. I was thinking, you know, I hated math when I was a child; I probably fantasized of stabbing my math teacher. Also, the coo1 thing is that on the black-board, I stuck in the Satan symbol

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“In Phoenix, a girl sat on a bottle and couple of minutes later she said, ‘Oh, I hurt my mouchie.’ It was like weird. We were in L.A. and we heard this guy talking Dutch to another guy. It was like ‘Eitchenspachen gottenstein mouchie.’ We couldn’t ask him what it meant cuz it was early in the morning and we w&e all kinda dazed. But we said it on KROQ and it got broadcast all over L.A. Mouchie. Mouchie. It has to mean something bad.”

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You know, in the constant quest to escape the harsh realities of corporate enslavement, we often turn towards the cinema to relieve the psychic numbing and general feeling of anomie caused by our dehuman‘izing post-industrial society. Unfortunately, recent revolutions in information technology tiean we are confronted with an

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first, almost overwhelming number of movies, making the decision of which one to see very difficult. In the end, the stress which movies are supposed to alleviate is only increased by the no-win decision-making process of which movie to see. Fortunately, there are still some of us unaffected by the insidious control process which constantly abrades our psychic dermis. As such, we are in a position to recommend which movies you would do best spend your hard-earned silver pieces on. One such picture is True Believer, a grand, blustering courtroom drama starring James Woods as Eddie Dodd, a lawyer who made a name for himself by defending dissenters [read freedom fighters) in the ‘60’s. Now he must content himself by fighting against infringements made by those soldiers of the controlling elite, the police; he spends most of his time keeping coke barons out of jail. Then along comes Roger Baron (Robert Downey Jr.], an idealistic young law graduate, who wants to work with Eddie, but is

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feels her son has bee~l hnjudy imprisoned for murder. Here is Eddie’s chance to prove ,to himself that he’s not just a hippie wind bag, that he really can see justice prevail over the oppressive bureaucracy of city-hall and

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the meaningless, amorphous concept of “right” upheld by most of society’s automatons. Needless to say, he grabs on with both hands. . So who cares if True &&ever asks the audience to accept some of the most outlandish plot complications imaginable? It’s still lots of fun and, like its main character Eddie, much larger than life. Woods is terrific barrelling through the movie at light speed, spraying spittle on the camera lens in scene after impassioned scene, arguing for the rights atid humanity of those who have no

is gaining.

voice in our society, meaning each and every one of us. Lots of good acting, cartoony violence and meaningful rhetoric m&e this one a must-see. Another movie which you might want to dig is Dream A Litt@ Dream, in which Corey Feldman and Merideth Salenger elude the rigid conditioning process found in any American high school by vacating their bodies and allowing them to be inhabited by the souls of old people. These oldsters go about exposing the process which conditions us for later societally-sanctioned drudgery. Actually, they could be doing anything, because the script is really difficult to understand, leaving lots of unanswered questions. This, of course, allows the

young turks Feldman and namesake Corey Haim. Lots of fun. As you all know, the earth’s fouled-up energy budget [see

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viewers to create their own reality. Thus, Dream A Little Dream turns out to be pretty good, turning some John Hughes and body twitch movie cliches on their WWS,and things are’made spicy by the fresh performances of

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Faced with this ultimate nowin situation, perhaps the best thing to do is deny the truth, turn our backs on the only thing we can be sure of [death) and escape in a maelstrom of celluloid fantasy. As the patriarchy stands in its moment of chemically treated glory [supplied courtesy of Union Carbide), the only way to preserve our fragile psychic makeup is to run to those dens of denial, the movie theatres. I suggest you start with True Believer and Dream A Little Dream.

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Messiah who lured thousands of people to follow his principles and destroyed the Jewish community). The theories of Shabbetai Zevi were born out of a narrow, literal interpretation of a talmudic phrase according to which redemption will come to a world that is either totally just or totally sinful, It therefore followed that if one wasn’t speeding the process of redemption by doing good deeds, why not try evil? Frank applied this principle by demanding his followers commit sacreligious acts, such as converting to Islam and then to Christianity. As well, - _- Frank incorporated many Shabbetian

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principles such as communal erotic dances, incestuous and adulterous acts into his teachings a The Man Who Would Be Messiah struggles with many concepts and the hypocritical approach by religious leaders to religion is certainly one of great focus. Plaut portrays Frank’s religious influence as the “opiate of the people.” This approach, realized by political observers like Machiavelli, has been used to exploit the gullibility of the fevered masses of credulous automat-

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Fans of the Waterloo Warriors football team must be wondering what setback will plague their club next. Will Seagram’s Stadium burn to the ground? Will someone steal all of their equipment? I know, the coaching staff will be kidnapped by an alien spaceship and shuttled off to a distant planet, right? While no one knows what fate has in store for the much-maligned Warriors, head coach Dave “Tuffy” Knight is trying to make the team’s future a little brighter. After all, their recent history is nothing to brag about. The Warriors are the not-soproud owners of a a&game losing streak which dates all the way back to October 13, 1984. How long ago was that? Well, Ronald Reagan was still in his first term ati U.S. president, and the Detroit Tigers were busy winning the World Series. Another scar on the Warrior programme is the player rebellion of October 1987, which saw Bob McKillop usurped as head

coach. In the often scandalous months that followed, .the programme itself almost met its demise, I3olstered by alumni support, the UW athletic department headed into 1988 determined to erase the disastrous memories. When Knight was hired away from his post as personnel director of the Toronto Argonauts in February 1988, many thought the elusive win was just a few months away. Knight, the second “winningest” coach in CIAU history at 104-47-4, is the man responsible for constructing the powerful Wilfrid Laurier football juggernaut just down the street. But with a late start in recruiting ‘and only a tarnished reputation to sell, Knight was unable to attract any quality high school players to Waterloo. Yet the biggest blow to Knight’s rebuilding plan turned out to be the failure of his own health. On September 3, after ‘coaching his first game on’ the Waterloo sideline (an exhibition match against WLU), Knight .was admitted to hospital having suffered a heart attack. Knight was unable to return to

the sidelines or the office in 1988, and while assistant coach Chuck McMann was a quality replacement, Knight’s motivating presence was missed. For the fourth consecutive season, the Warriors hobbled through an 0-7 season and were mired in the OUAA basement. Although they showed much improvement, and almost ended the losing skid in a 20-18 nailbiter against York, the jinx remained - no victory. But things should be different this season. As opposed to 1988, Knight has got an early jump on the recruiting scene, and has been conducting winter workouts since early January for players on campus. In fact, Knight and his assistants, McMann and Ken Hussey, have visited 125 high schools in Ontario as of last week. “There’s not too many left in the province,” quipped Knight“There’s some in Ottawa that we haven’t got to yet. We’ve covered the whole province. We haven’t been up to Sudbur or the Sault but we’ll get up t x ere on the winter breaks. We’ve also been to Montreal.” Knight contends that the re-

sponge has been overwhelming compared to last year, “We’ve had probably 140 kids visit the school, so if they’ve visited, they’re probably interested, The key is to have them put you on the application. I *would say maybe 60 per cent have us listed, Of the other 40 per cent I’d say 20 have told us they will amend their applications. Whether they’ will or not, we’ll wait and see.” Knight proclaims that UW is miles ahead of last year’s recruiting bust. “It’s 100 per cent better than last year. We got to the kids before the applications were mailed out in November. Then there’s the kids who have amended their applications. We’re way ahead as far as making contacts, getting out there and having the line on kids. I’d only been here two weeks at this time last year, and we hadn’t had maybe six or eight kids visit the school. We had a lot of kids visit the school in March or April, but about 90 per cent of them already had their minds made up, The kids that we got, we had to convince them to come here, and had to convince them not to go any-

where else. This year we got to them when they had an open mind.‘.’ Knight still admits it’s no easy Itask trying to sell a programme with a history of futility like Waterloo’s, “It’s a hard sell. It’s easier this year, once you get the kids here. If you don’t get the kids here, there’s other people out there ‘saying ‘yeah, they’re going to have a programme but it’s not ‘going to be good for four or five years.’ Here’s a kid who’s coming ‘here as a freshman and he doesn’t want to waste his time 1while we rebuild the proigramme. But we’re convinced it’s !not going to take that long, we’re ,trying to sell to kids that we’ll be competitive right away.” Knight doesn’t feel that UW’s stringent academic standards present any impediments to recruiting, “I don’t think it’s any different from other schools in the province. I think there are other schools that are a little easier than here, but there are schools which are just as tough. To say tinthued

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Wballers .-shuffling off to Calgary Continued from page 1 the Math loading docks at 11:30 a.m. Tickets can be purchased for $6 in the athletics office. Wear as much black as you can. Now third ranked nationally, the Warriors are destined for Calgary. No matter what the result in the OUAA final, their ranking guar’antees them a spot as a wildcard team. Winners of the CWUAA, OUAA, QUAA, and AUAA gain automatic births. With Calgary hosting and probably the CWUAA champs as well, there is a possibility for four wildcard entries, Waterloo coach Rob Atkinson provided the motivation for his players to pressure Western from beginning to end. “They are the last team to defeat us,” was one of his pre-game locker room talk’ strategies to his cohorts, “Western is a capaing

ble team. They do have a certain amount of talent,” Witness Paul Husson, Western’s powerful middle hitter and leader on the floor, or rather, in the air. If the Mustang passing is ever on, this man could provide a few headaches for opposition blockers, Husson can hit the ball with a great amount of authority,

Atkinson told his players to be “agressive and patient.” He knew that Western would try something different, whether it was rotation, passing, or offence, but that they would go back to being predictable if the pressure was on, As it was, the Mustangs couldn’t help but be predictable. Their passing was atrocious, allowing Waterloo to mount a quick 13-2 lead in the first game of the match. The nonexistent blocking from the previous

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mention in 1088 and a second team all-Canadian in 1987 while Peter Savich and Rob Froese were selected to the second team Waterloo Warriors fifth yqar in 1986 and 1888 respectively. basketball captain Tom Schneider is the only UW player Schneider has been selected as a to be selected to the first team first team all-Canadian, capping since Savich took the honour in off an extraordinary season and 1984. Schneider is joined on the fire+ career at UW. Schneider, who finished third team by Patrick Jebbison of the in Canada in scoring with 23.1 Brandon Bobcats, Chris Biegler points per game, will be ho- from the Regina Cougars, Westnoured this weekend at a ban- ern Mustangs’ John Stiefelmeyer quet during the CIAU nationals and Peter Gordon of the UPEI in Halifax. Schneider is the fifth Panthers. Schneider is the only Warrior in the past four seasons first team all-Canadian who is to be honoured as an all-Cananot participating in this weedian. kend’s final eight to determine Paul Boyce was an honourable the 1988-89 CIAU champion. by Mike McGraw Imprint staff

week’s encounter with McMaster reappeared against the Mustangs, with middle blockers Steve Heck and Scott Smith coming up with a few slams to excite the large crowd. Steve Wenn, Western’s coach, had stated that the Mustang’s previous loss to Waterloo was due to intimidation on the part of the multitude of Warrior fans. There were even more at this match, and the young, inexperienced Mustangs were tight. However, if you can’t play at your best in front of enemy fans, why bother attempting to get to the CIAU’s? The Warriors let up a bit in the second game. Their blocking broke down and their defence was not as aggressive as it should have been. This in combination with hitting errors allowed Western to ‘scrap it out’. It wasn’t until the score was 12-11 in favour of UW that momentum switched in to Waterloo’s corner. With Waterloo serving+ -Heck and offside Lech Bekesza went to work, slamming Husson twice in a row to extend the lead to 14-11, The crowd was in a frenzy, as they were looking forward to another rooftop stuff block to win the game. A flustered Mustang side passed the following serve over the net to Waterloo. Anticipating a crunching spike, the crowd stood up only to watch Steve Smith cut a tough set onto the net.

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the

top of the net for an agonizing four to five feet, and dropped onto the Mustangs’ court just inside the line for the winning point, 15-11. It was definitely all Waterloo in the deciding game. Though they did give up eight points, the outcome was never in doubt. Western seemed to be falling

apart as UW built up a Q-3 lead, highlighted by stuff blocks from the two middle hitters, Smith and Heck. The Mustangs continually wera

serving

the ball

irrts

the not

with a lot of help from the crowd, who were chanting, “Net..Net...Net.,.” everytime a player threw the ball up to serve, Ne-, vertheless, Waterloo was making mistakes. Too many errors for a victory over York. Western crept to within four at 12-8. On this day, Waterloo thrived on the pressure. As stiori as &e

Mustangs came close, somebody came up with an inspiring play to bring UW out of the doldrums, After a couple of digs by the baGko~urt+ StGve i3mlth put rhe ball down with ‘torque’ to make it 13-8. Steve’s brother, Scott, blew the wind out of the Mustang sails when he scorched a ball to the floor on a quick set from Tony Martins with no block in sight. Dave Plouffe finished them off with a roundhouse spike.

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Friday, March 10, 1989

Tuffy determined to end misery Continued from page 27 that we’re tougher is not true. There’s probably three-quarters of the schools in the province that are just as tough as we are, If you want to go into engineering, that’s*tough. There are other programmes that you can get into just the same as other universities.” But no matter how many high school prospects Knight and his coaches visit, the ultimate test of success is how many enrdll at Waterloo, “Whether we get any of them or not is another story,‘+ he cautioned. Knight has already started his players on a training programme for the upcoming season. The winter camp has been primarily composed of agility drills. “We’re trying to develop quick footwork+ some quick reactions+ agility and reflexes, I think the camp serves three purposes. First, it gets your kids together during the winter and they talk football - if ou’re going to have a successfu Y programme you have to talk football iA the winter, We think it also brings our

players together as a unit, and they get to know each other. In order to have success you have to know each other, you have to like each other, this is what this does during the winter for us. Also, the quickness and agility are important, We put the kids on a weight programme and we’ve been testing them.” Knight noted that the new weight room in the PAC has helped his team during training, but has also opened the eyes of some prospective Warriors. “I had a lot of recruits come in here and look at that weight room, and boy, right away, if they’re real top notch football players and a weight programme is important to them, and they see the weight room they_ say ‘these guys are pretty serious about their football programme’.” Knight feels the early training camp will give him a chance to eliminate those players lacking in dedication. “Right now, we can weed out the kids that aren’t committed. We have some kids that aren’t

committed to the programme, and we’re going to get rid of them now.”

One of the bright spots of the

Stoddard, Wayne Correiq, Mike Dupuis - that’s over half of the offensive

line.‘+

said that last year’s starting quarterback+ Brian Ledefence, anchored by all-Canana&t, would probably be returndian cornerback Larry Vaughn _ ing, but back-ups Mike Wright and OUAA all-star linebacker and Tom Sheidow won’t be back. Dave Shaw. However, Vaughn “Quarterback is a top priority has used up his five years of eligfor us. We’ll still be using the opibility, and Shaw might join the tion offence,” pro ranks after being drafted by The place kicking duties will the B.C. Lions two weeks ago. still fall on the shoulders of se“Right now, we figure Dave’s cond year soccer convert Peter gone. If things don’t work out he Tchir, who was a smash success may be back, but as far as we’re in his rookie season. But Knight concerned, he’s gone. Vaughn is determined to recruit a punter. and Shaw were impact football “Peter was not a very good players+ (and) we’re also losing punter last year. Peter was try(linebacker) Bohdan Washchuk. ing to learn field goal kicking, The key is that Vaughn and (and) whether or not he can deShaw were leaders. But we feel velop into a punter, I’m not sure. that defensively we’ll still have a We’re in the process of recruiting good team.” a punter - we’ve got a line on a Undoubtedly+ the disaster couple.+’ area of the team was its hapless Despite the chaos surrounding offensive attack. Knight agrees a Knight’s absence last season, at major overhaul is needed, least Waterloo’s players have “We’ll probably have a lot of had a year in the Knight school of freshmen come in and challenge football. for a spot on offence. We lose a “The kids now know what we lot of people on offence - Dave expect from them. That I wasn’t 1988

, ,OUAA championships

Warriors

was

their

Knight

tough

there was a disadvantage. The players now understand what it takes to win - in that respect we’re way ahead. Plus, they know our system - last year at this time, they didn’t have a clue about our offensive system or our defensive scheme. At least they’ve been exposed to it, and they trying

have an idea what we’re to accomplish.” And how about coach Knight himself, especially after a turbulent fall with regards to his health? Although he’s been told by his doctors to turn down the volume somewhat, he says he’s feeling fine. “I’m feeling pretty good. I’m not supposed to overtax myself, but I don’t know how you define that, I just make the assistant coaches work a little harder.” Even though opening day is still six months away, the Warriors are determined to put an end to their unbelievable futility streak. As long as they can stave

off some unlucky disasters between now and then, some UW fans might experience their first ever football win.

Meikle and Denny smash UW records by

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Last Friday and Saturday, March 3 and 4, York University hosted the seasonal OUAAIOWIAA Track and Field Championships. This meet was the last big meet of the season where competitors could make a bid to qualify for the CIAU championships. Both the Waterloo Athenas and Warriors made giant strides at the meet. In Athena action, the rigorous 3OOOm race saw Marci Aitken clocking in at Kk39.58, to place 10th in a very tough field, Lisa Laffradi showed how hardy she is as she battled for fourth place in the 1500rn run with a time of 4:43.20. Teammate Linda Hackey held hek own with a 5A7.89 clocking. In the 1000m+ Jill Francis ran a time of 3:04,89, despite the many bumpings and jostlings she endured. Bonnie Campbell+ avoid-

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finish in the speedy 60rn dash. ing the touchiness of the pack, Denny sliced two-hundredths of cruised in at 3:23.24, a second off the school record set Denise Eppich and Marina Jones both ran well in the 60Om, by Meikle last December. Meikle ran a best time of 7.08 seconds+ with times of k43.38 and 1:47.83 respectively. In the 300m, Jones and a big personal best of 7.23 seconds was run by Lawrence finished fourth in her section in Rubin, 44.89 seconds. In the 6OOm race, Mark The 4x8UOm relay team finStender placed first in his heat in ished seventh in a time of 1:23.53, to finish 9th overall. The 9:50.24. Concluding the season 1OOOm race saw an awesome in the 80m dash, Martha Deperformance by Tom DeKay, Gannes powered her way to a who won his heat in 2:34.29, foj8.79 seconds finish. lowed by teammate Shawn Many old records fell as new McCann in 2:38.99. school records were set in place In 1500m action+ Peter Self by the Warrior team, But the day clocked in at 4:06.70 to place 2nd belonged to Paul Meikle. in his section, 13th overall. Meikle powered his way to The grueling 3000rn saw great finish second in Ontario in the by Paul Ernst, Al 300m race in a swift 34.85 se- performances Faulds, and Jeff Barrett, Ernst conds, establishing a, new UW record. Pat Kirkham and Milind _ placed third in 8:31.57, followed by Faulds in 8151.57, and Barrett Ghanekar also ran well, with in 9:18,25. times of 36.73 and 39.31 seconds Again another record was respectively. crumpled as the men’s 4x400rn Not to be outdone, lohn Dennv relay team of Paul Meikle, Kirkblazed his wav to a ?OS secondi

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ters, respectively. In the shot put event, Jeff Davis made a put of 11.37 meters to conclude the season. Going

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Athenas grab 5th by Blair Falconer Imprint staff University of Toronto bore the brunt of an invasion of field hockey teams from across Ontario last weekend as the Lady Blues hosted the OWIAA indoor field championships. The Waterloo Athenas started competition Saturday in round robin play with powerhouse York, Guelph, and Queen’s, looking for a couple of strong early games to set the tone for the weekend. First up was York, a prohibitive favorite to win the pool. With a stingy defence and playing a carefully mapped conservative strategy from coach Judy McCrae, the Athenas held York to a mere five goals, but could only muster one themselves. The 5-1 loss was very encouraging though, as York usually plays to a blowout - a moral victory for

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Queen’s, in the second game, fell victim to a confident Athena squad which pressured the Queen’s defence throughout the game. Despite numerous chances, Waterloo could not finitih and the 3-1 final does not reflect the domination of the Athena win.

Beating Queen’s set up a crucial match with Guelph. Both teams were at l-1, and a win here would propel Waterloo into the championship round while a loss meant relegation to the consolation.

Fired up for this match, both teams put on a show. The seesaw battle saw the Athenas draw first blood, just to have Guelph quickly knot the score. Before the half though, Waterloo scored again togo to the dressing room with a 2-1 lead. The second half mirrored the first, as play went back and forth. Defenders Sarah Keith and Jamie McNeil1 shone in denying the Guelph offence. Finally, Guelph again scored on a pretty play to tie things up. Waterloo pressed the Guelph but were unable to bulge the twine despite a heavy edge in shots and penalty corners. A bare four minutes were left in the net,

game A

when

tragedy

struck.

missed assignment by the Athenas on defence led to a quick Guelph goal. Then, set back on their heels in shock, the Athenas were again burned for a point. Some frantic pressing as

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Veteran Corinna -

One of the most dominant and valuable players in Waterloo Athenas basketball over the past five years has been 6’1” post/forward Corinna Lueg, Known mainly for her “catlike” quickness on offense and constant determination in the paint, Lueghad a very successful four-year career at Waterloo, playing in the 1984-85, 1985-86, 1988-87, and 1988-89 seasons, She spent the 1987-88 season on a work term in Australia, and while there, played recreational basketball and coached two different school teams. Currently in her 4B school term in Mathematics [Actuarial Science), Lueg has never let her involvement in sports affect her exemplary academic record, In honour of this achievement, Lueg received the Mike Moser Award this year for her combined efforts. “Corinna was always a team leader and gave IOO per cent out on the court,” commented current Athena head coach Leslie Dal Cin, adding, “Her constant force and determination was a threat to our opponents both defensively and offensively.” As a tribute to Lueg’s fine career at Waterloo, this year’s basketball team wore her number fifteen on the sleeves of their uniforms in Lueg’s final game as

IAthenas

down, under the alass -

an Athena. At the beginning of the game, she was presented with a personal framed action shot, signed by the team. It also looks like Lueg will be the recipient of the MVP award in Athena basketball at the March 22nd athletic banquet. Some of Lueg’s basketball achievements include: - named as an OWIAA firstteam all-star in her first three years 11984-85, 1985-86, and 1986-87 seasons] - played on Ontario provincial team in 1984, 1985, 1986 (team won gold medal in each of the three years] - first in assists in West division in first half of rookie season, with 20 in 1984-85 - top ten in rebounding in West division in rookie season, with 6.3 rebounds/game - named athlete of the week twice in rookie year - currently in the top five in alltime Athena basketball scoring (actual rank unavailable until season totals tabulated) - finished in the top five in West division scoring and rebounding,

1988-89

- personal best points total for one game, 27 points vs. CIAU ranked University of Manitoba, 1986 (almost 40 per cent of teams game points) - personal best season: (198889) 197 points, 14+07 points/game, 7.07 rebounds/game, top game scorer in 6 of 14 league

Waterloo by Graema Pappler Imprint staff Tom Ponting was Calgary’s giant killer last weekend at UBC as the University of Calgary Dinosaurs men won another CIAU swimming championship. The stocky Canadian national team member, fresh- from sterling swims on the World Cup swimming circuit, blistered his wav to victories in the 2OO-metre 1.M and the 200 and 100-metres fly. The latter was in a world best time, and captured the outstanding male swimmer-of-themeet award for the effort.

By the 25-metre mark of the loo-metre fly, Panting was leading the field by a body length. His competitors lost sight of him soon after that. He pushed his supremacy to the extreme, finishing in 52.62 seconds+ three seconds clear of teammate Scott Isaac in second position. His 20&metre fly was as dominant - 1 minute, 55.6 seconds his Canadian and Commonwealth record-setting time for the event. His only challenge came in the 200-metre I.M,, where he still managed to take victory by one second over La-

Athena goal scorer was Janet MacPherson, with six goals over the weekend,

Coaches from other universities were buzzing over the play of one Athena, Annette Koehler. Koehler was selected a tournament all-star based on her five goals and four assists out of a total of 17 Waterloo points. Annette also earned Athlete of the Week honors for her efforts, and with four years of eligibility left will definitely be a Athena l~nfbr

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of Dunbarton, comes from a very athletically talented family. Her sister, a three time Junior National, is the number one volleyball player in Canada, playing for the University of Winnipeg. Meanwhile, her brother is the best player on the University of Toronto volleyball club, and was a Junior*National for two years. Lueg will now begin a fulltime job in Australia in May for the next three years. When asked what’s in store for the future, Lueg replied, “I will probably play a bit of recreational basketball and start to become involved more in coaching. As far as competitive basketball goes, I think I’ll give my battered body a rest for a while.” Corinna is right. She has taken quite a beating this year, playing with a broken thumb for nine games and &earing tape for 22 of her last 23 games. General consensus df the rest of the team is that Lueg will be greatly missed, both as an athlete and as a friend. Lueg, Ontario,

a native

A CONSTANT THREAR Waterloo Athenas’ forward Corinna Lueg has ruled the paint in the OWIAA West for the past four years. Her dominating presence will be missed on the UW front line. photo by Lyns Waddtn@tm

take 9th at ClAUs

val’s Yves Guillematte. Ponting’s teammates added eight additional victories for the Dinosaurs out of sixteen events, their closest competition coming from the University of Toronto for whom Blair Hicken and Marco Cavazzoni won individual events. Ron Clark, Mike Meldrum, Mike Woolhouse and Olympic swimmers’ Mark Tewksbury and Steve Vandermeulen added individual. wins for Calgary. The Toronto women once again achieved CIAU glory, but it was Keltie Duggan from the University of Alberta who earned top recognition for her performances. Her loo-metre breaststroke in

title. Waterloo’s quartet of Athenas upheld the Black-and-Gold with a ninth place finish overall of the 22 universities who sent swimmers. Sheryl Slater set her best time of the year for the 200”metre backstroke, and placed sixth in the consolation final with a time of 2 minutes, 33.44 seconds, Sue Ma&son, in her final appearance as an Athena, was two places ahead of her in fourth, Fighting the effects of an unrelenting cold, Masson still mapaged to tie for seventh in the final of the loo-metre backstroke. Slater missed the cut for the LOOmetre I,M. after setting a time she felt sure could have been fas-

1 minute,

ter.

8.5 seconds

was

four

seconds faster than anyone else was capable of, while her LOOmetre breaststroke produced another gold medal after her 2 minute, 31.13 second race. Calgary, Montreal, and McGill produced individual winners among the women, although Alberta picked up more victories than any other, with six in total. Toronto, while not accumulating any gold medals for individual races, won two relays arid placed swimmers throughout finals and consolation finals to take the

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Players tabbed for strong showings by McCrae included goalie Jennifer Murray, who had struggled recently, midfielder Alison Brown and forward Maureen Owens, seniors who shouldered the bulk of the playing time over the weekend. Top

games, top team scorer in 8 [all of these accomplishments were made in a season where Lueg played with a broken thumb for 9 of the 14 games) - longest personal court time, 45159 vs. Guelph 1986-87 - played as a starter in 31 consecutive games from January 1987 to March 1989

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Field Hockey

Continued from page 28 time ran out came to nought and the Athenas dropped a heartbreaker, 4-2. Stuck in the consolation round on Sunday, the Athenas’ offence finally exploded in a show of strength. Trent took the force of the blast as Waterloo shoveled in a total of eight goals against the hapless Excalibur for an 8-2 win. In their other Sunday match, the Waterloo women overpowered Laurentian 4-1 to lock up fifth place. . Despite a good showing, the Athenas finished the weekend with mixed feelings. “We played much stronger than we had indicated coming in, but the loss to Guelph in a game we could have won was definitely a disappointment to the girls”, commented coach

Lueg

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that gave her fourth in the consolation final, Her lOO-metre free time was fast enough to eara points, but didn’t due to a disqualification over a seeding inI fringement. Corrie Powell took a chunk out of her preliminary time to takce sixth in the consolation final of the X00-metre fly. Her 1 minute, 7.6 second thrash was her best of the season, while her ZOO-metre fly landed her as an alternate for the consolation final of that race, With the results from the relays, the Athenas tallied 79.5 points for ninth overall, Toronto won with 533, followed by Alberta with 439.5, McGill, Montreal, and Calgary rounding out the top five, The Calgary men accumulated 588.5 points to Toronto’s 427.5, Alberta’s 302, Laval’s 285, and McMaster’s 227 points.

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the CIAU championships, and the 4 x 40i)m team set a new school record by .60 seconds, In addition to competing, Paul coaches the successful sprinters’ teams. Paul also plays a critical role on the Warriors football team, where his speed is a necessity in covering the fastest receivers in hi$ defensive cornerback position. ATHENA OFTHE WEEK ANNETTE KOEHLER k INDOOR FEELD HOCKEY ‘Annette is a second year Arts student who graduated from Cameron Heights Collegiate in Kitchener. Annette is being recognized for her outstanding performance at the OWIAA Indoor Field Hockey Championships this past weekend. Annette was an integral player, contributing nine points in the Athena’s seven goals. Annette, who plays forward, scored five goals and four assists to help the team to a fifth lace overall finishi She playe x approximately forty minutes of each g&me, and earned all-star status, the only player not on a top four team t,o be so honoured. Annette is a member of both the indoor and outdoor Ontario provincial teams. Her goal this summer is to qualify for the Canada Summer Games team.

WARRIOR OF THE WEEK PAUL MEIKLE - JNDOOR TRACK AND FIELD Paul is a third year Math student from Branipton. Paul is being recognized for his phenomenal results at the OUAA Indoor Track and Field Championships. Paul placed second in the 300 metre event, setting a new school record by JO seconds. His time of 34.85 secsnds was the third fastest time in Canada in the 1988-89 season, and qualified him for the upcoming CIAU championships in Sherbrooke this weekend. Paul also ran the first leg of the men’s 4 x 400m and 4 x 2OOm relays. Both teams qualified for

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INDOOR TRACK AND FIEti OUAA Championships at York University John Denny - 7.069, 60m dash, new school record Paul Meikle - 34.85, second in 300m dash, new school record 4x400 relay 3:24.61, new school record Paul Meikle, Pat Kakram, Mark Stender, Derek King Paul Ernst - 8:31.57, third in 3,000m Tam DeKay - 2:34.29, first in 1,OOOm

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There seems to have been a big void left at Columbia Ice Fields after the unfortunate early departure of the hockey Warriors from post regular season play. Luckily, another great event is able to pick up the slack. What are we talking about you ask? The Ice Capades? A rock concert? No. It’s Campus Ret playoff hockey. That’s right, competitive and entertaining hockey can still be. had at the Icefield as teams in six divisions battle it out for the coveted Campus Recreation championship crowns. In regular season play, the mighty Casual Assassins claimed top spot in A Division with a perfect record of five victories in five outings. In B League, Poor Kid and Waterloo Dynamo took top honours in Division I each with four wins and a tie. The Wailers, Gupies Gumpies and Tufay’s Knight’s lead their divisions in the remaining three B Divisions, and there are still a handful of results to come in. The Waterloo Worriers have secured first place in the non-contact league. ’ Playoffs are slated to commence on Tuesday, March 14 at 7 p.m and the fast-paced action makes it well worth your effort to come out and support your favorite team. Championship fi-

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CAMPUS REC IMPORTANT DATES Friday, March 10 Pool staff training at 6:30 p.m. Mon., March 13 We extend a big “thank you” to the following people for dedicating their time in helping to organize all the scoring, scheduling, book-keeping, and much ,more, to help make this a fun-filled, successful term of curling: Brian Lawrence, Richard Schmidt, Connie Clark, Brent Howlett, Jay Howlett, and Ken Burns. I wish the Curling Club all the best for the Fall ‘89.

SQUASH TOURNAMENT RESULTS by Doug McneiIl and Jane Araem Excellent play was exhibited by a11 participants in the 1989 squash tournament, which was held in the PAC on March 4 and 5. Turnout was slightly lower than usual, but the reduced numbers meant more playing time for others. In the “A” championship, Al Edwards came from a 9-4. 6-2 deficit to beat David Wataou 4-9, 10-9, g-3, g-4. Meanwhile, Wido Westbrook, of tennis fame, knocked off Fred Baur, g-7, g-0, 9-5.

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the “B” group, Mike I&ccame through against Ken to win 9-4, 9-7, 9-O. Finally, close match, John Sirn edged Bruce Wilson, 5-9, 9-7, 10-9,

9-7.

All in all; the tournament was a success. Many thanks to everyone who participated, and as always, to Ben for the Gatorade.

Bronze for Waterloo The Waterloo Women’s Soccer Club, a team corn rised of varsity players, trave Pled to Guelph on the weekend for the annual Gryphon indoor invitational tournament. The teams competing included six Ontario universities, as well as senior women’s teams from ot!Ter communities. After losing the first game to the eventual group A champions, the Guelph senior women, the Waterloo squad won its next two games. The second game was played against the University of Guelph. Waterloo forward Sheri MacDonald scored the only goal on an excellent hard low drive that beat the Guelph keeper cleanly. With

break

all

between

the Waterloo squad games, showed magnificent control* skills, and easily defeated its opponents 2-l. Jani Gendron scored first when she burst past the defence and beat a sliding goalkeeper to the ball for the tip-in. MacD&

women

nald added her second goal of the tournament with a left-footed drive from a pass off the back wall. This win ensured a return trip to Guelph on Sunday afternoon to play for the bronze medal. illness and injury had reduced the Waterloo team to only eight players, but a determined squad took to the floor against the North Bay senior women. Gendron scored what proved to be the game winner in the first half with an excellent quick shot on a pass off the back wall. The second half was a battle against fatigue, but a well-conditioned Waterloo team held on to win. The entire team played exaad the b~crmw tX?eXWly well medal win was a well deserved reward for the hours of hard work the team has done during their winter training camp. Special mention goes to Linda Hart jes, team captain, who played her final game after four great years with the team.

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Word procaaalng-typing; professional, reasonable; reports, resumes, theses, etc.; south Kitchener location, Cal I now, Caren’s Word Services, 74B4389.

summer ‘89. Three bedrooms availabte in Columbia LakeTownhouse. Use I of microwave. Free cable, ample parking, wellkept. Fullyfurnished, close to laundry and university. Rpnt negoita?bte. Call 746-8944.

E888y mttlng - Ph,D. student in’English available for tutoring: editing’, revising and writing of all types. Cheap rates. 747-0648.

&mwr $ubkt. Nice four bed&m house, classy neighbogrhood, furnished, Washer/dryer, large yard with deck. Option for neti year’s tease. $800 negoitabie. Call 7461650.

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rLplrbg: bya, theses, work reports, resumes, business Ietters. Will carr8ct spelling, grammar, punctuation,’ electronic typewriter. Reasonable rates, 10 years experience. Phons Lee. 747-2750 afternoon or 8venin.g.

hrge, rtyplcal student house. Two bedrooms with own bath available May - Sept. and one bedroom Sept. Jan. Every large appliance, lots of parking, short bike ride to UW. A must to ~88. Only 819O.OO/month plus utilities. Call 747-5327 anytime. Ideal for friends.

-&mm&& Four bedrooms available in the Columbia Lake Townhouses. Fully furnished with bed, desk etc. Close to laundry and the university. Best offer. Unit 14, phone 747-2548.

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Fast, ucumta typing and letter quality word processing. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284. 32 y-n exp8rience, electronic typewriter, Westmount area. .95c double spaced page. Call 743-3342.

Typing &wlaa - feasonable Linda (1) 623-9947.

split-bud townhouse. - Four .large. bedrooms, microwave, near Zehrs, bank. May-Aug, or May-Apr. Rent negotiable. Robin, 746- 1034.

fhm bedroom house, suitable for tour, available May to August (possible option to lease) clean, fuHy carpeted, washer snd dryer, cable and rtilities included. Close to shopping and on bus route, 20 minute waIk to UW. Rent negotiable and cheap. Call 74t- 1062 anytime. Toronto - &ah in shared house. Seven minute walk from Main station. Close to shopping. Available May 1. ;350. per month plus utilities. Catt Laura 14161699-1081, Bummarackomm0datlon. Three minute walk to malt, 15 minute walk to UW campus. Five large rooms, two showers, two kitchens and large backyard. Price negotiable. Phone 7465439. attmtion Colop students: House for ,ase on Ezra Ave. {Spring, Fall, Winter terms). Call 746-5923. Summr rubId Two bedrooms in a three bedroom apartment available *May 1. Furnished or unfurnished, balco& laundry, split level, parking ai table. Rent is negotiable. Give us a caIt at 746-7225. Columbia trke townhouse. One room available for summer sublet. 8210. or best offer. Call Sasha at 7479028. Sumtttar ‘88. House /Rooms for rent, 4-6 people, $2100O/month. Partiarty furnished, sundeck, fireplace, dish -washer, close to grocery, liquor and beer stores. 20 mins- from U of W. 746-4631. May to Auq 89 - Large basement in Townhouse, half bathroom, separate entrance, 15 min. walk from Campus, across from Beer, Liquor, Grocery Store and Laundry facilities. Rent 82OO/mo. Cal I 746-3148. TOwnhOU8S

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PRRSUUAL Napem fuml8hed house to share. Near Moodie and Robertson (BeJt’s corners}. One room left (optionally furnished). 8270Imonth including util ities. Non-smokers only. Call Doug (6131596-0407. Townhours for rent - with Fall vacancy 5 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Excellent condition beside plaza near Campus 8850/mo in summer 81200 in Sept. 743-0443 or Guetph 7631988. All Room8 available in house located 5 minutes walking distance from U of W. Complete with dryer, washer, stovb and fridge. 8275/per month including utilities. Call 886489 or 886-8933 and ask for Ron. Clawy, Larga 3 bedroom house, MayAug. Walking distance grocery, school. Partially furnished, microwave. Reasonable rent. Lease option. MUST SEE. 747-3905. Montreal worlrterm? Share two-bedroom, two-floor condo for May term, Furnished room, Washer/dryer, colour cable TV, fireplace. Downtown near Mont-Royal subway. 8285/mo. Terry (5141596- 1605.

PBRSOMAL 0bae8aed with your weight? If you are suffering from anorexia or bulimia arld are interested in joining a self-help group compo$ed of others in your situation, catl Marie at 746-6036. Pregnant? Need help? Birthright offers care and understanding. Our services are free and confidential Ca II 579-3990. FERRON In concert on Wed. March 15 at Humanities Theatre, UW. 8 p.m. Tickets 87 & 88; available at Humanities 80x Off ice. Opening act: Vancouver’s Steohen Fearing. Faubt tough week? Hard work letting mid-term stress out 1 DCCs at a time, eh?

8cwt Sublhlnd~ (as advertised on TV) - improve your grades the easy way with sublinimal audio cassettes 60 minutes, lOO,000positive aff irmations! Programs now ’ available: “Passing exams with flying colours”; ‘Increase your memory power”; “Reading with retentionkomprehension”; “Effective speaking”: etc. Please phone Paul 742-7481. &nkr Dawn, Holly 0, Bunny Holly, & Dayton 81ue: Thanx for the great shows last Thursday; from the graduating Engineering class of “89. JJM, Looking forward to further flashbacks in PSCl class, insanely yours. &x k natural; sex is fun; 88)( is best when it’s properly don81 Visit our sexuality information centre. BCC CC2D6, x2306. Sltoothy, I love your new face - Bon. Pdrmuz Wpmvallon breeds deep in a cold dark heart. I’m twice tsken. TIM Blur, Is Fluff self-basting? - Kaya. Chill C 701 South Daytona1 You live in Aylmer, so does my grandmother. Its FateI Go see the imprint Editor if you’d like to get in touch with me. Karen. uil ad Elatn, got your postcard yet? I should be back today from Acapulco, unless the plane crashes (didn’t believe me, eh7) LOST Left h Arts Lecture 105 - Text book “Learning and Memory” - If found please call Julie - 746-4262. FUUWD

Rtnqiound. Men’s school ring found in PAC locker room. Identify and it’s yours. Call David at 746-5264 after 700 pm.

CALENDAR MARCH

PFIIDAY,

TUESDAY,

C&fee Houw at Kent. Eight great performers, from 800 to 1 :OO. Admission 84, only 5Oc per act! Sponsored by Crossroads.

SATURDAY,

MARCH

“ArtrtoHe 81 Scientist: A Proper Verdiet” is the topic of a lecture to be delivered by Dr. Altan Gotthelf, 7:30 pm.. AL 113. Free admission. all wel&he.

tnlemrttonrl Women’8 Week coffeehouse with local entertainers, singers and poets. Everyone welcome. Emmanuel

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Frw Noon concert featuring Philip Thomson, piano. 12:30 pm. at Conrad GrebeC College Chapel. Call 885-0220 for information. Soonsored bv the dofirad.Grsbel Coliigi Music dep&tl merit.

Revennd Karen Henderson will give a sermon on Feminist Theology. CC, Rm. 110, 7:30 - 9:3O pm. An IwD event.

maIon Sunday. Lutheran Camp& Ministry, 11 :OO-am. Service of Holy Keffer Chapel. WLS Communion, Bricker St. st Albert. MOWDAY, MARCH 13

Amnerty InternallonU presents “Focus on Sri Lanka”. CC 135, 7:3Q -*Lo members’ workshop at 7:CXl vetcome. Don’t miss one of Canada’s best singer/songwriters, Ferron, in concert (with special opening set by Vancouver’s Stephen Fearing). Humanities Theatre, UW. 800 pm. $7~students, 88-others. Tickets at the Humanities box office, the Women’sCentre and all BASSIticketmaster outlets.

and Albert). 8:OO pm. 83., tickets at the door. Food and r8freshm8ntS available.

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THURSDAY,

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hnwan Wdkca, poet (designated writer in-residence at U of W, 1989‘90) will read from her work at 3130 in the Common Room, SJC. Lutherm CMnpw Ministry. 1O:W Shrcknt Tax Service, Learn about tax Eucharist in Keffer reform, Bring your tax slips to the ” pm. Candlelight Chapel, WLS Bricker St. at Albert. Campus Centre from 5:30 to 7:30.pmi Monday and Tuesday. Sponsored by mrr by Prof. Peter Morgan, Dept. LEOTAX Services, 746-8495. of English, University College, Univ. of Toronto on “Liberal Education: A New M. Jmquea Lacmte, who has been Model for the Post-secondary Curricuwith the EEC Commission for over 20 years, speaks on “Europe 1992”. Hu- w lum’*. 4:_30pm., HH 334. Sponsored by Independent Studies. manities Theatre, Hagey Hall at 3:w - C#@v .Ontlr. This week’s feature: The Untouchables. Movie starts at D-8 rahwrrrl for Campus Day 930 pm. in the Campus Centre Great Science Spectacular. Lively scjence j Hall and is free of charge. demos. Biology 1 building, rwm 271 at 3:30 pm. -Red Cro# 8lwd Donor Clinic. First United Church, King and William Sts. TUESDAY, MARCH 14 1:30 om. until 8:OO Dm. UW Dram8 Department presents Christopher Durang’s award-winning comedy “Sister Mary lgnatius Explains It All for You” plus “‘Dentity Crisis”. hhrch 14-l 8 et 8;oO pm., Theatre of the Arts, Modern Launguages Bldg. Tickets are Se,, 54 students/seniors. Call 885-4280 or 888-4556. Ch8ngst Interrated? If you are, come and find out how to make it happen. If you’re not, come and find out what made you so stupid. Room 135, Cam0~s Centre. 7:30 om.

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PaneI dkurrton: Rights and obtigations of patrons and employees of licenced premises. Fed Hal I, 4:OO pm. Presented by Bacchus/Federation of Students. Bpend an evening with STUDENTS FOR DEVELOPEMENT. Featuring a discussion “The Rote of Canadian Students in international Development.” Upstairs in the Grad House, 6:3Op.m. ._ -Y

FRIDAY,

MARCH

UW Chor8i concert featuring Hindemith, Monteverdi, Mozart, Bruckner. Chamber Choir directed by Wilbur Maust and Unversity Choir directed by Robert Shantz. Admission 85/$3 students and seniors. 8:OO pm., Humanities fheatre. Tickets at the CGC Music Office, the UW Theatre Centre ant; at the door. Sponsoredby the CGC Music Department and the Creative Arts Board, F.S. 885-0220, ext. 26 for information. CA81 (Canadian Aeronautics and space Institute) hosts a trip to COM DEV in Cambridge. Lunch will be provided at COM DEV. Bus tickets on sale in E2-4405 from f 2-l p.m. Monday to Friday (cost - 83). Depart from campus - !2:30 p.m. (approx) Arrive back to Campus - 500 p.m. (approx),

VOWDAY Th8 Jewtsh Students’ Association presents Bagel Brunches every Monday and Thursday from 11130 - 1:30 in CC 110 or CC 135 (check with the Turnkeys). Drop in for bagels, juice, conversation and funl

Cb for both casual and serious players. CC llD,7:00 pm. - IO:00 pm. For more info contact Leigh Ahwai, 747-2865 or Tony Jackson, .7471498.

meeting

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TUESDAY at &

Computer, UW. Bring boards and dictionaries. Phone 579-3695 for details. Visitors, beginners, other languages welcome. Eng Iish, French, Russian, and Hebrew boards available for play. UW DlrARMX is meets again at 800 in CC1 36 8. Join the opposition to ARMX ‘89. Canada’s biggest weapons expo, to be held in Ottawa in May.

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W&site gsneml meeting. All friends of the computer please attend. If you enjoy Scifi books, comics, role playing games or would like to find out what we’re all about, meet in the Clubs Room of the CC at 6:oO pm. To disobey the computer is treason. -Laymrn’r EvangelIcal Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:3Opm. All are welcome. IMF Top Secret. There has been a report of disturbances at 600 pm. Wednesday evenings. Your mission, shou Id you choose to accept it, wi II be to investigate these meetings in the Clubs Room of the CC. WATSFIC, the group holding these meetings are reported to propagate science fiction, comic books, movie nights and gaming. Use extreme caution. GLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) operate a coffee house every in rwm 110 of the Campus Centre at UW from 9:OO pm. until 11 :OO pm. All are welcome. Call 884” GLOW for more information. Wednesday

THURSDAY The Womyn’8 Group meets in CC 135 (usuarty) at 8:3@prn. Come out and enjoy movie nights, educational evenings, dances, road trips, casual discussions. For weekly events call BB4-GLOW or listen to 94.5 FM, Thursdays from 6-B pm.

SUNDAY Laymen’8 EvangelhI Fellowship Evening Service. 163 University Ave., W., Apt. 321 (MSA). 700 pm. All are welcome.

Huron Campw Ministry is sponsoring a Bible Class for students and others on The Book of Revelation. 9:oO am. throughout the term. At ‘The Church in the Woods”, 209 Bearinger Road, across from Parkside. Chaplain Graham E. Morbey leads the class.

Plry Gol Beginners invited to Go Classes at 7100 pm. B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040. Free playing time for all players at 7:30 pm. Call ext. 4424 or ext. 6887. -%onnecttorr8~ ftlm series on Wednesdays from 4:30 - 5:30 pm. in EL 110. Thursdays 4:30 - 5:30 pm. in E2 1303 (Repeat of Wednesday’s film). Summer Camp, especially geared for learning disabled youngsters ages 6 to 12 years. For registration information call the LDA Resource Centre at 7439091.9:OO am to 1 :OO pm. weekdays, 24 answering service. Intenlew Tmlntng workshops wil I be offered Monday from 3:30 - 5:30 pm. Interested students may sign up at the reception desk in Counselling Services, rm. 2080, Needles Hall. tjuron CImpur Ministv is sponsoring a Bible Class for students and others on The Book of Revelation. 9:00 am., Sundays. The Church in the Woods, 209 Bearinger Road across from Parkside. Chaplain Graham E. .Morbey leads the class. m ntty established Committee to Review the Department of Co-oper tive Education and Career Services in vites written submissions from members of the UW community wishing to express their views of the Department and its functions. Committee terms of reference are available in the Secretariat. All submissions witl be treated in confidence and may be directed to the Secretary of the Committee, Dianne Scheifele, University Secretariat, or to any member of the Committee, by March 23, 1989.

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WtDWESDAY Amne8ty tntern8tlonrl Group 118. Come join the conspiracy of hope. Work on behalf of prisoners of conscience throughout the world. Everyone welcome. CC 135, 790 pm.

D&over “Old Country Games, Here and Now” at the Museum &Archive of Games, Matthews Hall. Multicultural games from Germany, the Mediterranean, the Orient and Caribbean cultures. Weekdays 900 am. to WOpm., Sundays 1 :OO am. to 5:CXI pm. Admissim free. Ext. 4424.

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