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Board bf Governors wilt not debate

.Exec. waffles on pageant by Mike

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meeting the Senate passed a motion requesting the Board of Governors to take some action regarding the pageant. ’ A copy of the motion was sent to UW President Douglas Wright and Chairman of the Hoard of Governors Jack Sinclair. At Tuesday’s Board of Governors Executive Committee meet-

“I wouldn’t want to touch this with a ten foot poll,” said a UW Board of Governors Executive Committee member of the Oktoberfest beauty pageant issue. At the February 20 UW Senate

Rinelhand Luc$ save refugee by Leslie Pmrault Imprint staff

This fall UW will be home to a special student: a refugee sponsored by the I%deration of Students and the university. The namq o’f the student will be announced shortly, says Wendy R&t&a:‘outgoing Federation vice- resident (university affairs). S K 6 S&Q it is likely that ill come from the ‘ptirs$‘ti Africa..i -$ a& 7 ly it will be a woman-’ ..bi% lo&y student fr6m Kenya. Qt@er* pstential refugee sttide@li @lecled by the World Unj~$sjt~ ,,+Sgvice of Canada are belfi&&%ntiered.

term,

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‘much higher “visia” Ftudent fee. . (i “We want someone become self-supporting

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sponsorship period because some students may not be eligihlr f!jf L7r IT-Its ?lnrIPr t)rp qTih’-irl Student Assistance Program” . iilAjt*litl. ” I’!!ei 1 itik L!, i\ ziit someone who will be ad+ table.” Rinella ,has been working on the project with Ernie Lucy, dean of students, and Dr. Alan George, vice-president+ academic, and provost, Of 11 previously sponsored students on other campuses, two are in PhD programs, one is in medicine, two are undergraduates, and the rest are employed or looking for work.

ing, committee members were unsuie of how to. handle the issue. Some board members were fearful of being seen as censors. UW President Douglas Wright expressed concern that passing a motion at the board level would set a precedent of board involvement with administrative matters. After much discussion the committee resolved to note in the minutes that the Senate motion had been received and would be presented to the full board as a “matter of information.” The decision means the board will not have the opportunity to debate the Senate recommendation. The Senate recommendation called for the “President and the Boerd of Governors (to) encourage pageant organizers to find an off-campus venue for the Miss Oktoberfest pageiint .” The executive committee decision means the university does not have an official statement , ensuring the pageant will be held off-campus. Only the Senate motion, which is not strong enough on its own, exists. Presently it is up tothe theatre committee of the university to keep the pageant off-campus by booking other. events into the UW facility during the time period, which in the past, has been allocated to the pageant.

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The Ontariq Federation of Students (OFS) has targeted the upcoming provificial budget for its spring campaign. The OFS will be visiting as many member uni.versity and. collegti campuses . across Ontario as possible over the mst..morith, to talk to students, administrators, a’nd the community, about underfunding, tuition fees, housing, and OSAP. Petitions will be circulated calling on the government to improve OSAP, and the need for more space on campuses to cope with burgeoning enrollment. Information will be distributed, forums held, and a report card on the Minister of Colleges and Universities performance for this year, graded and prepared by the members of the OFS. ‘we’ve reached a crisis point in terms of post-secondary edu-

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March 23, 1989

NEWS

Panel addresses huge weapons fair.

DisARMX grows at .UW by Mike Soro Imprint staff state is the drug pusher the the arms race. Petitioning the government to end the arms race is like petitioning the Mafia to get rid of heroin,” said Alliance for Non-Violent Action representative Ken Hancock during a DisARMX panel dis*‘The

cussion Monday night. Around 50 people gathered at St. Jerome College’s Seigfield Hall to hear Hancock, Ken Epps from Project Ploughshares. and Chilean refugee, Hector Abarca, #discuss Canada’s role in the international arms trade, the use of Canada as a training and testing ground for militaries of the West, the victim’s perspective of the arms fairs like ARMX and the

actions citizens can take to oppose militarism in Canada. The discussion, sponsored by UW DisARMX, the UW Peace Society and the Federation of Students, focused mainly on the ARMX’89 military technology exhibition on May

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The exhibition will Canadian military com23.

panies to display their to over 10,000 buyers

products

of military equipment in an attempt to grab a larger share of the global arms market. Organizers, local military manufactures and companies who will be displaying at ARMX’89 declined invit‘at ions to part icipate on the panel, as did local MPs Walter McLean and John Reimer, The panel .expressed concern that some of the ARMX purchasers will be officials from countries charged with human rights violations, Abarca told of the terror he witnessed the Chileah government exact on the Chilean people. (Chile purchased military products at ARMX’87 and it is expected they will do some shopping at ARMX’89.) “I saw the fire power working. Every night the military came into

the streets and opened fire said Abartia. The biggest buyer of military

for fun,” Ken Hancock, facilitator Dr.Frank Thompson, Ken Epps andHector Abarca explode the myth of Canada as a peaceful nation. ARMX’89, Canada’s biggest weapons exhibition was the focus of their discussion. photo

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prw?~~~?~is fhp Third M%lf? snd poor, non-white Third World yeopie are the ViCiUib ui what is going on as a result of exhibits like ARMX, the panel ,told the audience. Hancock called ARMX “criminal conspiracy made Algal by state involvement.” Latest figures show the mil+itary manufacturers in this country have received $170 million in government grants, “It is a mythology Canadians have that this is a peaceful governmen t ,” said Hancock. “A very small international group of men decide who lives, who dies, who eats and who goes hungry,” claimed a cynical Hancock. * Waterloo DisARMX, along with groups from Toronto, Kingston and Montreal, will be staging a demonstration outside the ARMX’89 exhibition this year. Eight buses have been reserved to take demonstrator8 to the Ottawa rally on May 22.

by John MacFarlgne Imprint staff How much do you knoiv about sexual harassment? Well, if you answered “not very much,” you’re not alone. UW’s Sexual

Harassment Officer Denise Angove wants to address that ignorance and says “the main focus of ‘my office is education and awareness.” While she stresses sexual harassment is not rampant on campus, a problem does exist and even one complaint is cause for concern. Angove is planning an awareness campaign for the fall involving the distribution of information pamphlets to all students, faculty and staff. She will be working with the orientation committee and speaking to the village dons. Angoke sees education and awareness as the only effective way to combat sexual harassment. The itictims are reportedly mostly women who are being harassed by men in positions of power such as a professor or boss.

While UW has a formal definition of what constitutes sexual harassment, Ang ve notes “if the situation ~tttr~suncomfortable then that is usually a sign.” She

goes

emphasize

should be O.K. to say no in a convincing and authoritive way arid stresses, “No should mean No!” Despite the fact AngIve has lealt with many harassmsnt sirtiations,

the

majority

of cases

still go unreported. Many inromen fear reprisala, but they alsy often feel humiliated and that somehow it is par:% their fault. To these women Am: we ; .resses they have to sptun out or else the harasser will continue to act in the same manner, not

only toward them but toward other women in the same situae tion since most sexual harassers do not confine their behaviour to one victim, The problem is not the victim’s mistaken interpretation of the harasser’s actions, as some people believe, since the sexual harasser is almost always fully aware that his behaviour is making the victim uncomfortable and causing emotional distress. Every case is unique, Angove says, and she lets the victim decide which course of action should be taken. Often the first step after seeking help is to remove the victim from the uncomfortable situation by staying out of

a particular

class

or away

from work or to bring another person whenever they have to meet with the harasser. Direct confrontation between the harasser and victim is rarely attempted, Angove states, since it would create further problems ahd stress for both parties. Instead she tries to diffuse the situation in a non-confronting and non-painful manner since the victim is not out for revenge but simply

wants

the

behaviour

stop. The Federation of‘ Student’s Women’s Issues Board also runs sexual harassment seminars for all first term co-op students. For those students having problems while on work term, Angove suggests contacting their placement coordinator [if one can be found], If anyone finds themselves in an uncomfortable situation, Denise Angove can be found in the Health and Safety Building (on the other side of the pond] or at extension 3541, Other contacts are the Women’s Issues Board (Federation Office in the Campus Centre) or any person of authority.

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Feds earmark $3OO,OOOforcoatcheck by Christina Hardy Imprint staff

The reason for the discrepancy, said vice-president [operations and finance] Shane Carmichael+ is that the campaign estimates considered only the addition of a coat check. The proposed addition will be far more versatile than simply a coat check; it would include a meeting room, which could hold up to 50 people and be used for student council meetings, private lunches and dinners+ wine and cheeses+ and numerous other gatherings. The addition, then, would be useful in the summer as well, and would generate revenue.

The

Feds have earmarked to build an addition to Federation Hall. The pro’posed addition, which has yet to be finalized, was accorded a high priority by all candidates in the recent Federation of Students election, The plans currently being priced, propose a combination coat check/meeting room and bar extension. The proposed addition+ based on an architect’s plans, will be located behind where the shooter bar is now and will cover approximately 1,000 square feet. $300,000

Tim Collins, vice-presidentelect (operations and finance), said that Fed Hall would not bE closed during the renovations There wouId be no actual structural changes to the building. The architect’s cost estimate is $275,000. The architect is not related to Shane Carmichael.

Changing of guard by Christina Hardy Imprint staff Next week’s Annual General Meeting of the Federation of Students will be “literally, a changing of the guard,” said Federation of Students President A.dam Chamberlain. ’ The new executive will be ratified and the Board of Directors will be elected+ which is important, said Chamberlain, because they deal with Federation financial matters. “There is no real controversy coming up - it’s sort of nice, I think,” he added. Much of the discussion at the meeting will relate to proposed changes in Federation bylaws. The bylaw changes to be considered are available in the Federation Office [CC 2351 from 9:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Monday -Friday. Beyond the bylaw changes, other issues that will be raised include the naming of Peter Klungel an honorary member of the Federation, and the increasing of Federation fees by seventy cents per student, which, says Chamberlain, represents a 4.1 per cent increase, equivalent to the cost-of-living increase, Anyone who is an undergraduate student, full or part-time, and registered this term, can attend and vote. 4 student card is a must. The meeting takes place at 8:OO p.m., Tuesday, March 28, in Needles Hall, room 3001. It is an important meeting and should be I interesting+ said Chamberlain. There will be coffee and donuts available.

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The Feds are presently going to other architects for estimates and it is expected that, by the time the process is complete, next year’s student council will be in power. Adam Chamberlain, current Federation of Students president, said the Federation does have the allotted $300,000 in retained earnings and would not have to borrow to build the addition. Cost estimates for a coat check during the election campaign had ranged from $70,000 to $120,000.

This fine establishment is a haven for thieves. But, societal slime beware -- Fed Hall will get a coat check soon to foil your sick-minds. , 1

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Bylaw amendments to be considered at the upcoming Federation AGM will include - concerning the Board of Academic Affairs - the creation of a Course Evaluation Commission. .Concerning the Public Issues Board - it is proposed an AIDS Awareness Commission be created. A motion is to be put forward to the effect that “the K-W Canada Day Council be recognized by the Federation of Students as an organization with special status realizing the importance and uniqueness of such an organization.” Under the Board of Internal Liaison, the Feds would like to establish a Clubs’ Room Committee to monitqr the use of the roam and its regulations. Rearrangement of the Board of Communications - with the grace of a majority vote - will see the Poster Commission dumped. The Newspaper Commission will be charged with cotipiling a weekly Federation Information Guide for publication bnd distribution as deemed appropriate. If it goes through, a welcome addition to BCom will be a newly farmed Media Relations Commission. The commission would actually ensure that press releases are completed and distributed to the appropriate media. The commission will also attempt to compile a weekly calendar of events and relay it to the University News Bureau and “others” [do they mean Imprint when they say others?) upon request..

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Markh 23, 1989

COMMENT

-Student burn-out: Was .Newman right? I

As I trudge throu h the new March snow, struggling to finish this term, my Bfinal undergrad one here at Waterloo, I keep running into people that seem as discouraged about the whole thing as I am. Even thou h there’s only a week left in the term, we’re still pullin our ha f r out, sa in , “How are we ever goin to get motivate d enou h to finis Kf a l-this?” Cas 1 it student burn-out, i B you will. After terms and terms. of work coming our way at breakneck speed, we find it hard to muster up the ener y and enthusiasm to finish it off. Some of you ma % e saying, “I was never that motivated in the first place.” d ell, maybe riot you. But at one time I was, Not any more! Are we those “earn&t but ill-used ersons, who are forced to load their minds with a score of au i! jects against an examination, who have too much on their hands- to indulge them-. selves in thinking or investigation, who devour premise and conclusion together with indiscriminate greediness, who hold whole sciences on faith, and commit demonstrations to memory, and who too often, as might be ex ected, when their period of education is passed, throw up al Pthey have learned rn disgust, having ained nothing by-their anxious labours, exce t perhaps the ?l abit of application?” Jol!n Henry N ewman, author of this uote, would have thought so. In 1852, Newman addressed tB e subject of a libera1 university education in a series-of lectures given to distinguished Irishmen who were interested in setting up a second university in Dublin (after Dublin’s Trinity Colle e). They werelater published as The Idea o .a University; t%le above uote is taken from the section entit Ifed “Knowledge Viewed in B elation to Learning.” Newman based much of his knowledge of universities on Oxford; he would probably have just liked to create another Oxford in Dublin. Among other things, he argued that the university should be an atmosphere where students can study a few subjects at their leisure, discuss their views with their peers and professors, and gain a more complete understandrn of one subject, rather than a superficial one of many su %jects. It has since been argued Newman’s principles do not apply to the modern university, but I do thank he hit some things dead on. 1 interpret part of the reason for this apathy I’m suffering from to the amount of material we try to cover .in any one course in a term’. We’ve hardly had time to contem late one subject, and we’re on to the next. We get overloa I?ed to the extent that we gas for the end of term. And do we remember everything a mont R later? Much? Anything?? Do we load our minds with subjects preparing for an exam, memorize large amounts of material to re urgltat-e onto the pa er before us, and afterward--wonder w fl y? R ow, I can’t exactly imagine wandering around the campus musing about our readings all the time, interrupted only by lunch dates with profs in the Wild Duck, during which we discuss our latest theories on what James Joyce really meant, But I could imagine dealing with a few novels in depth in an En l&h course, rather than a dozen and several poets to boot. I cougl d imagine being asked on an exam to solve a mathematical equation we hadn’t seen before, applying what we’d learned to solve it, rather than havin the same uestions we took up in class rea pear, with a num % er change 1 here and there, I could imagine t eing expected to truly understand something; rather than memorize enough about it to reply “correct1 ,” “Too much work!” you groan? Maybe. But may i! e it is less work, as the more you are interested in a topic, the more pleasurable it’s study is, If you had time to contem late a little more, discuss a little more, read a little less... is t R at more or less work? Yes, Newman’s ideal university i&Utopian. But he does make us wonder at our own time here when he .writes a university is, “an Alma Mater, knowin her children one by . one, not a foundry, or a mint, or a trea 2 mill.”

Fieur Macqueen

The column One Perspective will not ture issues’ of Imprint.

nating lumn,

letter is a formal apology directed to the Federation of Students and especially to Mike ~;;rie~tlhe assistant manager of This

On the’night of Dec. 17,198&l was a patron at Fed Hall. The incident occurred when Mr. Torrie, quite justly, cut me off and

asked me to leave. Mr. Tar& then escorted my friends and I outside the back door. When outside, Mr. Torrie did his job responsibly and tried to convince us that we should not drive home. An argument ensued and out of an act of sheer stupid&,, I assmbd Mr, Torrie.

The follotiing day, Mr. Torrie suspended me from Fed Hall and the Bombshelter as well as charged me with assault. He was correct in doing so because steps like these should be taken in order to prevent this from happening .aRain, What I did was

wrong and very stupid and to make this worse, 1 was

an employee

shelter and I should

the

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have known better. I have made accontribution to the campus BACCHUS fond as an attempt to make sure this sort df thing does not occur again. Mark

Rankin

Eric

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Columns are an essential element of any lively newspaper, allowing for the personal statement of opinion or fact or some combination of the two. Imprint is a democratically run student newspaper, and like most newspapers it reserves the right to reject or accept material. In the case of columns.

staff are charged with approving, re-

No staff meeting Friday Friday, March 31 Staff meeting Last 0ne of the term Ho.nouraria and bound volurries , 1 are on the agenda

To the editor

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submissions.. The Imprint staff decision was concerns. At the weekly’ staff meeting r based on several held March 17, Imprint staff Kuelker’s habit -of using converging evidence was a major voted 16-1-2 in favour of termi-

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factor for expiring the column. The column failed to maintain an acceptable balance of factual information accompanying the

columnist’s opinions. Kuelker failed to convince staff otherwise at the column review -his second since the column.began in the early fall, Kuelker maintains that his usage of converging evidence is legitimate; however,. the staffs expectations of having a column, which was .not bent on proselyt-

izing our readers, has not been guaranteed.

This conclusion is based on Kuelker’s style of taking underdeveloped assumptions and reran”, them as proofs in future While ‘the voting -staff

columnist and the of Imprint .differ over the legitimacy of Kuelker’s methodology of argumentation, One Christian Perspective (formerly Evidences of God) stimulated some dynamic debate about faith and religion. As editor, I am glad lmprint provided the forum for exchanging opinions regarding this challenging topic, Mike

Brown

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forum ASU Prez brings shame . vigilante Stude!‘lt wages revenge To the editor, We wish to express our disgust with the speech made by the acting Arts Student Union president, David E.(Ted) McCollum, on Campus Day. We feel he significantly misrepresented student life at the University of Waterloo. For those of you who were not in attendance, his entire speech was a moronic glorification of drinking and sloth. He told the high-school students and their parents that all the students at Waterloo do is drink beer and skip classes, and he encouraged them to do likewise next year. These two topics were the only areas of university life he saw fit to discuss with our future colleagues. Could this be the same highly moralist ir: individual who re-

cently ousted the former ASU president Stephen Lee for alleged impropriety? We are ashamed of the way he has represented us to the broader community. We have worked very hard academically in pursuit of our degrees and we are proud of this institution and the education we have received here. We wish to distance ourselves from the representation Mr. McCollum gave of the University of Waterloo. .We have two questions for Mr. McCollum: I) Does he work for some beer company and did he use Campus Day to advertise its products? Z) How many parents does he think will want their children to attend the University of Waterloo?

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Play is a mere satire To the editor, Saturday night the Drama Production Sister Mary Ign~tius Explains it AI/ for You finished its one-week run on campus, While it was here, it prompted a rather nasty letter and review in the Imprint, and while I realize that the authors of these pieces were voicing their opinions, I can’t help but feel their conclusions are inaccurately drawn. It seems to me that, using their method of argument, I could denounce the movie, The Untouchabbles, as a violent attack on Italian-Americans. If I were to be as blinkered in my views as Professor Whiton, I might say the movie clearly attempts to convey the message that Italians are dangerous and should be dealt with violently. In truth, I don’t feel this way because I like to think that Al Capone, the antihero of the movie, is not a typical representative of the ItalianAmerican community. I mention this example because it illustrates the problems inherent in the premise of Prof. Whiton’s letter and Jim Harman’s review: they claim the play is an attack on the Catholic Church as an institution. I might be able to believe this if the character of Sister Mary, was, in fact, i3 typical representative of that church. Within the context of the script, 1 find this hard to believe, Sister Mary is not a good nun, While she possesses knowledge of the Catholic church and the teachings of Christ, she does not seem to comprehend the context of either. She displays her ignorance when she quotes: “‘Bring the little children unto me,’ Christ said. I don’t remember in reference to what.” While she explains the Pope is infallible [except when he speaks ex cathedra), she takes it on her to question the authority of Pope John XXIII: “Then sometime around Pope John XXIII, the Catholic Church decided this was just a story.+. I am not convinced that when we get to heaven we may not find that St. Christopher does indeed exist and that he dislikes Pope John XXIII...”

Furthermore, Sister Mary Ignatius challenges the opinion of God hi&elf :I’. I4 God knows best, presumably.” I find it hard to believe that Sister Mary is, in truth a fair proxy for the Catholic church given these fairly sizable character flaws. But let’s suppose that she is supposed to represent the best the Catholic church has to offer. In this case, Whiton would suggest that the play claims that “religion is all a hoax, the peddlers of this poison are dangerous and should be killed!” If this is the case, then why ‘is it that of the six characters in the play, only one of them, the character of Diane Symonds, believes there is no God? None of the characters ever try to challenge Sister Mary in her role as a Catholic, but instead, they dislike her as a teacher. This, I think touches on the true theme of the play. The Drama Department attempted to explain this in their news anIlouncement of January 27: “Du-

rang’s own upbringing in strict Catholic schools led to his savage attack on .the ‘sister’ of the title. Freedom of expression and open questioning of one’s value/faith seem sacred rights to Durang.” The play dares to say that an instructor demands blind acceptance as demonstration of faith and true belief is exceptionally dangerous. Professor Whiton, while he sounds rational, attacks the play with subjective judgments masquerading as intellectual arguments. While Whiton says “The crucifixion of a doll on stage is blasphemous,” Jim Harman says, in the Imprint’s review, “Some funny bits tho’; great crucifixion.” Professor Whiton and Jim Harman argue there is some sort of double standard surrounding this play, but under more thorough analysis, one can see just how vacuous that argument really is. Brian Holmes 3B Pure Math/Drama

Charity organizers plead for coverage To the editor, As students of Waterloo who financially support the Imprint through our tuition, we find it rather disturbing when the Imprint, for. the second year in a row fails to report a dance-athon which takes place annually in the Campus Centre. We understand the Imprint editor has the right to determine what he feels is

newsworthy:

however.

personally believe in this case there was an injustice done. The fund-raiser is held for Kitchener-Waterloo Big Brothers Association, and was reported by the KW Record, CKCO TV, and Much Music. We think that all the students who organized this event, and the many students who danced and donated monev would have aoDreciated

some mention of their efforts. We would be interested in knowing why the Imprint editor felt that the dance-a-thon was not newsworthy enough to be even mentioned in the Imprint on Friday, March 10. We truly hope this was simply an oversight. Russell Pfeifer, 2A Arts Ian Watts, 2A Chemistry In the future, misguided souls such as yourself, should eend us a press releatre well in advance of your event. The first time I heard from you was through this piece of correspondence. A friendly visit to ask for coverage - in case your written request was lost, certainly wouldn’t hurt. And, Imprint’s financial base ia supported mostly by advertising 170per cent). - Ed,-

To the editor, Everybody is probably tired of reading about the thefts and vandalism in the last few Imprints, so here’s one more to bore everybody. On Wednesday, March 15, a few guys decided to steal my computer system and all my software. If you people are reading this, then you are likely UW students and this is addressed to you. I’d like to congratulate you on a professional job, really! I don’t know how you got a key to my apartment, or how you knew I just got a new $10,000 system, but the fact is you did, You were smart enough to hit between lo:30 a.m. and 330 p.m., when most students are on campus. You were even kind enough to lock the door behind you so that thieves would have a hard time stealing the expensive stuff you neglected. All that is all right because you were only acting professionally, just the same way I hope I will behave when I become a professional engineer. However, you just so happened to take my fourth year

projects with you.~Now, I’m a little annoyed because thiscost me a year. There is a price to pay for this... Your line of work has certain risks involved, and now I am one of them. You had better seriously consider taking me out before I find you. You know who I am and where I live, so either way, I’ll be seeing you. By the way, if you try using my keys from home, my father will be happy to welcome you. To any other thieves, if I catch you stealing from anyone, don’t worry, as long as you tell me what I want to know, everything will be OK. If anyone remembers seeing a computer being moved from Carver 3 at 268 Philip Street on March 15, between 10:3o and 3~30, please DO NOT contact the police. There is a $600 reward for these guys. I can be reached at 747-0835. Oh, -and guys, if you have read this, don’t turn in your buddies because I don’t want to find you too easily. Douglas L. Jew 4B Chemical Engineering

Males can be involved in birth control too DEAR SEXPERT: I have recently become involved in a relationship and my girlfriend and I both want to have sex, I would like to be involved in birth control, but I’m not too sure what a male can do about it. Any suggestions? ANSWER: Although the amount of involvement you will have depends on the method that you and your girlfriend select, you can share in the responsibility for birth control regardless of the method. One important way for males to get involved is to become more informed about contraception and reproduction, Virtually all methods of birth control will be more effective when both partners fully understand them. There are a number of places where you can get this information. On campus you can visit the Birth Control Centre, Health & Safety Services or the library. Information is also available from your doctor or from community organizations such as Planned Parenthood. Once you have obtained information about the advantages and disadvantages of the various methods, discuss them with your partner and choose the method that is best suited to your lifestyles. Another way that males can be involved in birth control is to purchase [or share in the c‘ost of] contraceptives such as condoms, spermicidal foam or the Pill (if it is not covered by a dryg plan). Some methods of birth control (i.e. the Pill or diaphya&m) can only be obtained through a doctor. Your girlfriend might appreciate it if you accompany her to the doctor for her initial physical or for any consultations. There are methods which will allow you to participate in the actual application of the contraceptives. For example, if it is decided that your girlfriend will use a diaphragm, you can insert the diaphragm (and contraceptive foam] into her vagina Ear her (if she is comfortable with that). Although contraceptives such as condoms and spermicidal foam might be awkward to use at first, there is no need for them to interfere with the intimacy of sexual contact. Actions such as your girlfriend putting a condom on your penis, and you inserting foam into her vagina can easily be incorporated into-foreplay. At the Birth Control Centre we get a lot of questions from males wanting more information about contraception. If you would prefer to talk to a male about birth control, check the schedule on our door to find out when one of the four male volunteers will be available. Becoming involved in a sexual relationship takes two. Most women wish that males were more interested in birth control and that they would take the initiative to help out. If you have any more questions give us a call, we’d be happy to help! This column is prepared by volunteers of the Birth Control Centre. If you have any questions for us you can: send a note to the BCC (c/o the FEDS office) through tin-campus mail, leave a question in the envelope on our door or visit/call us in CC 206, Ext. 2306.

8 Imprint, Thursday, March 23, 1989

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Sttidents’ attitudes are pitiful

Stop being oblivious to military 1

To the editor,

As I sit watching Manty Pythan’s The Meaning of Life, I find myself considering the meaning of mine. If the current policy of governmental and corporate support of mass murder continues, [against Canada’s Bill C71), it, won’t be long before the entire planet is subject to the logical conclusion of the most energetic and colossal scientific experiment in human history, and I, a poor struggling graduate student, will go right along with the rest of you. Our lives are not worth a plugged nickle, and that is how the military establishment treats life. But now, as I sit continuing to

enjoy this fine film, I sense that, despite a11the violence and suppression of people because of their beiiefs, my life really means a great de&o me, and 1% going to do my best to appreciate it while I have a chance, And that appreciation includes writing to the Imprint editor in the hope that I am allowed to participate in enhancing the awareness of a few individuals who seem to be inextricably addicted to their blind faith in a system devoted to death, namely, the military. I would like to address the question of whether the military is moral, as Robert Tarr and’ Amit Ghate so reasonably requested from the Students Against Militarism in their letter to the Imprint editor last week, and even though I am not a member of S.A.M., I must sug-

Another’jacket To the editor,

ripped off

however, as no one has returned it and no other similar jacket was left there that night this hope has faded. While writing this letter I have had time to’ think of the many things I’d love to do to the person who stole it; however I am resigned to the fact I will jprobably never know who stole it. By talking to various people in the past week I have found out that theft happens quite regular1 at Fed Hall, especially the the Pt o’f jackets. As it is next to impossible, due to the number of people at Fed Hall at night, to police the entire place all night, it would be my suggestion to the university to spend some of the money we pay to attend this institution to install some sort of coat check at Fed Hall. I would cwm

When I entered university this September I had the idea that I was entering an institution of high learning and high morals from which would emerge the future leaders of our society. However last Saturday this somewhat naive illusion took a hard beating. I realized that even at university, the lowlifes of our society can fee1 right at home and make their presence felt. Last Saturday I hgd my $180 University of Waterloo jacket stolen at Fed Hall. As it was a UW jacket (black with white leather sleeves) there were many like .it there that night. I had hoped that someone had mistakenly taken mine instead of their

Focus

-----

by Prof. Anne Innis Dagg Life is infinitely precious, they say. Well, not infinitely. If a young person dies accidentally, the parents may be awarded $50,000 or more. This is not what she or he was worth, they say. It is just a token payment. If a businessman is killed, his dependents may be awarded a million dollars. This is said to be the amount he would have earned, had he survived. If a housewife dies in an accident, she, too, is found to have been worth thousands of dollars; although, she probably would not have seen this money had she lived. We find that she had monetary value as a homemaker’ as a caretaker of children, and as a person to care for and comfort her husband, Now she is dead; he will have to pay a woman handsomely to come in each day and over

her tasks.

What about a newborn babi. the most precious possession in the world? She or he will be. greatly -valued in their lifetime, in some cases just for being a child or a productive adult, How much more should we value a baby with its great potential? Well, actually, a baby is so infinitely precious, it is wotih nothing. It takes nine months of a wornan’s lifetime to produce it, but when it is completed, erfect in its yellow receiving blanket, it has no value in money; alt R ough, money is what makes our society go around. If the mother plans to keep the baby, as almost all do, she knows it is priceless and is happy. If the mother has no resources to bring up a baby, she may give it up for adoption and be left with nothing. Why does a! adopted baby come free, when its new parents would willingly pay’many thousands of dollars for it? Why does society pass laws so that the mother will have nothing to show for her nine-months

effort

and forher

kindness

iti giving

up her

world. And, a truly civilized and moral world is one that lives without the barbarism of mass murder that is war. Mr. Tarr and Mr. Ghate, S.A.M. members may be asking you not to work for companies that participate in the military establishment, but, it may surprise you to know, I am not. I merely suggest that you take any job you want, but that you make yourself aware of the activities and motives of the people and political systems you work for, and try to change them, for not only your lown benefit, but also for the considered benefit of humanity as a whole. If you do not do this, then you neglect your very nature as a potentially civilized human being, as we11 as your part in and your responsibility to the whole human species, consider this letter carefully and I believe you will discover that peaceful actions (those actions not preparing for or participating in aggression], are both morally binding and legally imperative. killing ends life. Therefore, abolish weapons intended to kill and any intent to use them. Put all the money now spent on the military into education, and there will eventually be peace, civility, and unrestricted knowledge. It’s life or death, knowledge or ignorance, peace or war: tel1 me, what can you do for humanity? If you would just as soon kill any part of it as talk to it and get to know it, just because it’s different from you, then you have lowered yourself to the level of a mindless killing machine, and you are death itself. And that, my dear friends, is the level of the military. Kim

A. Dawson

Doctoral Student, Peychology

Mathies eniov lmrwint

on Feminism

The downgrading of women’s labour

take

gest the following as a result of “the military” is designed and my growing anger with the pres- - maintained for the purpose of ent apathy within the federal go- mass murder is kid&g themvernment and most of the selves. student body on this issue. Our. priorities are wrong, both Crimes against humanity are legally and morally, if we connot only against international tinue to allow the misapproprialaw, but are also against Canation of the taxpayers’ money to dian legislation as given in Bill the building and testing of maC-71. As we were so aptly chines intended only to murder alerted by Marc Brzustowski’s fragments of humanity with a well-researched and well-presmechanism that has the ultimate ented article on ARMX in last capability of killing al1 of huweek’s Imprint, this legislation manity many times over. prohibits the entry into Canada Here’s the conflict clarified. of such persons that are even Albert Einstein, one of many suspected of being involved in who issued a call to intellectual “murder, extermination... persepeace, once said: “You cannot sicution or any other inhumane multaneously prepare for and act.., that is committed against prevent war.” any identifiable group of perAfter all, the mere possession sons.” of a weapon implies the intenAnyone who is not aware that tion to use it. Preparing for kilthe industry commonly called ling can only lead to killing, You may want to kill oppressors, but in doing so, you would only become an oppressor yourself. Picture, for a moment, a terrorist who steals an airforce B-52 loaded with armed nuclear weapons. Imagine if some FieldMarshall suddenly went insane, be willing to even pay an added and decided to unleash his arsefee to have my jacket looked nal of armed nuclear missiles on after for the night. The few dolthis terrorist, Is is moral to have lars it might cost each night these weapons available for would be a lot cheaper than the such uses, given the danger these $280 I’m going to have to spend situations present to innocent to replace my jacket. bystanders? As theft seems to be a common My point is that eventually, thing at UW, some steps must be given the deterrence strategy taken to prevent it as I have maintains a continued build-up found that catching someone of the military establishment, after the fact is next to impossithe whole system has to reach a ble. critical threshold at which time, One final note: If anyone tries, either an accident or an intended confrontation involving nuclear to sell you a UW jacket, black with white leather sleeves that weapons will occur. has MATH on one sleeve and 93 If we begin to reduce and’dison the other, report him*or her to mantle our existing weapons the campus police because that without making any more, we jacket is rpine~and I want it back, certainIy reduce the risk of reaching this critical threshold, Dave Bisch We must start reducing or we can never hope for a civilized IA Math 11 .

child?

The answer, I think, is that women’s work is always downgraded and poorly paid in a society run by men. Housewives usually receive no money at al1, but work for room and board, The logical extension is that work that can only be done by women reproduction - should be paid nothing. Society tells women who give u their children for adoption that they are noble. It even pays t ii eir hospital bills. But these pleasantries hardly compare with their production of the most precious thing in the world.

the editor,

typed catch-phrases, SeIf glorifying names like “pro-choice” or “pro-life” only serve to confuse the issues: the former does not seek the opinion of the unborn; the latter’s concern for life seems altogether too arbitrary and dis-

A few’of us in the Mathematics faculty have been enjoying the zesty repartee that is a regular feature of your distinguished publication. Of course we are referring to the chivalrous “quest for the meaning of life” articles which currently are polarizing into two distinct camps: one championing the aims of conservative Christianity; the other relegating Christianity10 a position of mere equality with other religions. At the rate at To the editor, which progress is being made, . I am writing in response to reconciliation is unlikely to occur either before the second Pedram Fanian’s letter to the editor in the March 17 issue of the coming or before our sun novas Imprint. Unfortunately, I cannot (depending on which world view one, accepts.) That’s where we respond to ‘Marvin Hinz, as I come into play. have never met him and so fail to understand how he can be attriMathematicians experience buting quotes to me. Regarding beaut and hence the transcenthose quotes, I would like to cordenta P at a much mure basic level than any other academic discirect any misunderstanding that these alleged statements may pline. In the past we have all too have caused. ’ often shirked our responsibility First of all, our response to and kept the rest of you in the of a debate, dark. As evidence of our intent to their suggestion (made over a month and a half change we’ve decided to give you ago), was a definite YES! The a hint: when an argument starts Moebiusing [going ‘round in cir- issue was simply that of ‘timing. Our club was in the middle of cles with-a new twist each time] organizing a live lecture in introduce a decisive perturbawhich over 200 people attended, tion by inverting the allegiance (you may hav-e seen our posters of one or more debaters (either regarding Aristotle As Scientthrough neurosurgery or threat thereof) with respect to the issue ist). It was I who suggested that in contention. The effect of this our clubs set up a major event in is to disassociate the issues from the fall in order to take advsnboth our egos and our stereo-

Crete (no rights for the average sperm/egg; full rights for the average fetus: O+O=l Solutions to the quest may be checked with any math grad. Gordon Hamilton’ Math

Debate set for fall tage of maximum student attendance. By inviting well-known speakers, a larger audience could enjoy the presentation of our respective clubs’ ideas. After ell, the purpose of such a debate would be to present and express opposing viewpoints as clearly and rationally as possible. The reason we don’t stress political events as such is unlike the NDP, Objectivism I tipresents an entire philosophic system and not just the political branch.

We have already inquired into speakers who can represent our side and suggest that the NDP select

a candidate

for

theirs-

We look forward to the plea sure to a fall debate. If we cooperate, we can really have a successful event. Abna Raw Resident, Students of ObjectiVblll

Imprint, Thursday,

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Yugoslavian

the editor,

I would like to answer the letters by Mr. Stan-Slavko Granic [“Yugoslavia not fairly presented”) and Mr. George Franz Vrbanic (“Partisans treated too favourably by history?“) from the March 10 Imprint. I should thank Miss Leslie Per-

letter called “bombastic”

rault, who was present at the Amnesty International meeting on Ian. 25. She did her best to inform the readers of Imprint of the content of my presentation: however,

I am aware

that

was a very difficult

#ask - it is impossible to expose in a newspaper article the speech, which

Forum disputes not en lightening To the editor, Religious disputes have a tendency

to embattle.

Viewpoints

are raised like lances. Arguments are prepared like so m&h plate mail needed to protect the combatant from theo!ogical wounds. Soon, the two warriors charge down the field to meet each other in deadly spiritual combat.

As a Christian, I find these posturings regret table. Those people with opposing views quickly get their backs up. Little actual discussing goes on. Most people become disillusioned and turn away from either religious Christians commit

spiritual

considering

stance. When this

sort of my atwill be that

warfare, I know

tempts to proselytize much harder.

spend less time at the barricades and more time in the streets. Christianity is most relevant when it reaches out and deals with people in their daily lives. In Six years, I have seen many arguments over religion voiced in the Imprint. None of those discussions were particularly enlightening. Nor did the pregnant, suicidal, sick or lonely students find much solace in those words. However, I am confidant the various faith groups represented on this campus have-helped people to deal with the stresses of university lif& I prefer people over polemics anyday.

Dave Brown History '87 3B Drama

It’s’ about

John Whiton’s letter dealing with the recent offering from the University Department his faith.

“thoughtful cism.”

pf Waterloo Drama does a disserhce to This letter As not

questioning or criti-

Inflammatory phrases, such as “dirty piece of mischief” or “nasty bit of hate literature”’ are

more polemic than enlightening.

This letter does not endear the reader to the causp. Instead, the average reader will be moved even further away from Catholicism. “Sister Mary lgnatius Explains it All for You” is a disturbing production for a Christian to watch, The play pic-

tures a religion gone astray: Christianity as out of touch and irrelevant, Alas, this view is shared by much of the university community. The way to combat suchideas lies not through blazing lettersto-the-editor. Christians -should

to the Editor are always welcome. Maximum

debate

Anti-Partisan, To

March 23, 1989

length

400 words Longer pieces may be accepted at the editor’s discretion.

time some IMuslims were . given media ’ exposure

delighted

to see the re-

sponse by Feisal Minhas to my article concerned with the Muslim threats to Salman Rushdie. The strength of his condemnation of the Ayatollah Khqmeini’s behaviour was exactly. what I have been waiting to hear from members of the Muslim community:My wish would be that letters such as his would be sent as well to community newspapers such as the KW Record. We need to hear from those who do not subscribe to bizarre threats made in the name of Islam, Mr. Minhas suggests the press would not be interested in the replies of more moderate XX~ lims, I believe he is mistaken, and that his and letters like his would be highly welcomed. It is not pleasant to believe that your neighbours are capable of wildly hostile beliefs and actions, .and reassurance that all devotees of Islam are got fanatical in their allegiances is exactly what most of us are wishing to believe. hope Mr. Minhas like him will begin to make public their personal distaste for the fanaticism that is so apparent among less moderate Muslims today. I therefore and others

Send or bring them in by 600 pm. Monday -

almost

two hours, and charged with the information of Yugolsavia from 1918-1989. Therefore, the article might not be the best reflection of my presintation - though all the things, which are written, I

was, literally,

did say.

more things which I said as weli, but which were not mentioned in the article. Amongst those are all of which Granic wrote about in his letter [except the judgment of the Partisans), and I believe I

need not give any further com-

ments

There

are,

however,

many

on that.

Considering Vrbanic’s letter, I

Objectivists scorn charges from NDP lege, speaking about Aristotle’s achievements as a scientist. (Objectivism is a philosophic sysI am writing in response to a tem within the Aristotelian letter in Zast week’s Imprint entradition - for those wondering titled “Objectivists called dogabout the connection.) Approxi,matic snobs” and written by mately 250 people attended. Pedram Fanian and Marvin Hinz It is my understanding that it from the Campus NDP Club of was the time-consuming arranWaterloo. Ai I was not present ,gements for this last event which when they spoke to the president of the Students of Objectivism, I prevented the club from committing itself to a debate this term, cannot directly verify that they Having read the letter by Fanian have misrepresented her reand Hinz, I can now suggest a sponse to their suggestion of a second reason for not debating debate between the clubs; Miss with at least two members of the Raw can, and will, speak for herNDP club; their letter consists of self. nothing more than an ad homiHowever, I can respond to’the . nem attack. allegation that we ard hiding our Objectivists are called “notviews from the rest of the camso-randie,” “elitist” and “dogpus, First, the club has engaged matic snobs,” with no reference in open debate with its oppoto our actual ideas, or why the nents: for example, in 1985, club authors reject them. This comes members Don Heath and Mifrom the same individuals who chael Raw and IJW professors want *‘to promote a discussion Robert Needham and John Wiland the sharing of ideas in an son participated in “Socialism environment free from demeanversus Capitalism - Which is ing accusations.” the Moral System?‘* Over 200 I leave it to the Imprint’s readpeople attended. ers to decide who is guilty of promoting such an environment. Second, all of the club’s meetings are open to the public and Susan Dawn Wake widely advertised. The last Grad Student, Department of meeting featured Dr. Allan GotPhilosophy thelf, from Trenton State ColTo the editor,

should like to say that his exposition of “tridimensional power struggle between three opposing groups in wartime Crotia” is not just a notorious absurdity, but if he will forgive me - very unintelligent as well, All the information I have presented in my speech is definitely historically accurate, and I stand behind it with full responsibility

(among others “Bleiburg tragedy,” which is described by Vrbanic with as much exaggeration as “lasenovac tragedy” by Serbs]. Vrbanic’s letter is bombastic and his “MA” title is no justification for his presumptuous tone. I do agree partly with Granics and Vrbanic’s comments of being too mild regarding Partisans in my interpretation; however, the question of the role of Partisans in WWII was not the main issue of my presentation. Because different and often contradictory statements are given about the same - as byu Serbs, so by Croats - I did not enter into a too detailed depiction of Partisans. While talking about Partisans, I wanted not to explain their behaviour in the war, but to explain their official views of future Yugoslavia [socialist or communist country-to-be in which all of the nations would have equal share of power). I-believe I succeeded to prove

they have failed in realizing that idea, and that I accurately explained the present struggle in Yugoslavia: Great-Serbian hegemony and economic exploitation, political. intolerance and self-will, unjust language policy and use af might as a political arm - and that was the purpose of my speech. If the gentlemen are not convinced’ I would be glad to meet them and discuss our disagreements person to person. Sanda Munjic 1st yr. Arts

Former president’ wants more coverage

To the editor, I was

lasted

Herbert M, bfcourt Profe’seor of Psychology

Objectivist blainds Imprint To the editor, I would like to respond to a comment made by Fanian and Hinz against the Students of Objectivism in last week’s Imprint. I cannot respond directly to their conversations with President Anna Raw as I was not present. One statement caught my attention: “Objectivists should feel a collective obligation (what is this

anyway?)

to make

their

views known on camnus.” Even though an Object&t may or may not legitimately take an active role in disseminating ideas I dispute the claim that the student club hae failed to do so. This club has well advertised meetings are open to the public. It has’ and will continue to offer video and audio-taped lectures and courses, live speakers (both outside professors and our own stu-

dent members), movies, and yes, even debates. In the past selfproclaimed social democrats have

insisted

from

us!

that

our club

well over 100 people and where there was absolutely no Imprint coverage. There was a Socialism versus Capitalism debate that suffered from this phenomenon even though there were several

Imprint members present. [I sugthat the younger NDP set ask their former federal election candidate Bob Needham to recall that exchange.) Given this newspaper’s habit of giving in-depth coverage to events that often draw a dozen people [which is usually misideitified & student gest

apathy instead of student contempt for the event in question), I suggest

that

a “sharing

ideas” might best be accomplished through a modification in Imprint reporting. Failing this, I am sure the Students of Objectivism will meet the challenge of Fainian and Hinz to broadcast their ideas louder than they have in the past. David Zlharcbuk former President, Students of ObjectJvism .

TRY THE

‘HIDEAWAY’ (DOWNSfA1RS AT THE UPThVN

CAFE)

’

BEFORE OR AFTER THE MOVIE, TRY US FOR OUR QUIET ATMOSPHERE. ENJOY A BEVERAGE, A SNACK, EVEN A GAME OF DARTS OR CARDS. WE’RE JUST A SHORT WALK FROM THE PRINCESS & WATERLOO THEATRES.

shut-j

up. Now they want to hear more If Fanian and Hinz find an absence of information on Objecti- _ vism disconcerting I suggest that they at least direct this com‘plaint to the .bprint. I cam remember a few of our club events where the attendance exceeded

35 KING N., WATERLOO

(facing DuPont)

Imprint, Thursday,

March 23, 1989

INSIGHT

mistakes breeding apathy

Government by David Thomson Imprint staff

tei3t our

A chin called Brian Mulroney is performing a missive psychological experiment on twentyfive million people. He is

gradually seeing if he can change Canadian’s expectations of their politiciins. The Canadians have unwittingly given him eight years to perform this experiment. It all started in September 1984. He led his Conservative party to the largest majority government ever before elected in Canada. One of his more memorable election promises, and probably one that swayed a portion of the electorate, was that he

was totally against free trade. This is not altogether surprising, as the name of his party implies they endorse conservative policies, right? Wrong! Approximately a year later, he started talks with the Americans concerning the possibility of free trade actually happening. This was the start of his experiment. He changed his mind on a major policy to see how the Canadians [the o ponents of the deal were later I! escribed as being too conservative) would react, Conclusion - Very minor and not too noticeable ing sectors

reaction from in 3985. continued, The

Talks became increasingly

oppospublic

involved

Memorable election promises and concerned (withgood reason to be) in 1986 and 1987. Anyone who didn’t know about free

trade by early 1988 shouldn’t have voted. Around this preelection time, when deciding whether or not to drop the deal, Mulroney tested the limits of Canadians. Yes, Sinclair Stevens was set-up by Mulroney to

limits.

Brian

must

have

concluded that he didn’t have a high enough rank in the government to be immune from the public, as he obviously was when Canadians didn’t revolt after he changed his mind on free trade. Anot her little experiment will jump back into your mind when I say the word “de-index.” Yes, it’s all coming back now, isn’t it? He promised not to de-index senior citizens’ old-age pensions; yet, he tried to include it in a recent budget.

Fire the undesirables In the first three years of his

being Prime Minister, he also managed to clear out a record number of Cabinet Ministers (read: ffre the undesirables). These were no doubt people who realized what an incompetent he

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mention that occurred on an increasingly frequent basis to numb our minds. about governmental mistakes. This has obviously worked+ since we [most Canadians] re-elected the man, Nowdays, the average Canadian could pick up a newspaper with a headline like “P.M. robs bank” or “Mulroney halves oldage pension” and just say “Oh yeah, the

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done

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members

the country. Also watch the continued affects of the FTA that he

brought in (mergers, job losses, etc], It is my prediction that if ybu follow Mulroney’s day to day activities y.ou will be puzzled as to why he is in the position

he hoids

now.

Imprint, Thursday,

NEWS

ALEX

March 23, 1989

has arrived

LJW taken by phone-tech. storm [NEWS BUREAU) “Let your fin-

gers do the walking” is taking on new meaning for some University of Waterlod [UW) distance education [correspondence) students. Thanks to ALEX - Bell

of distance learning, and (3) to

provide students with access to, and input on, a large and developing body of course materials. “We’re doing several things m with ALEX,” he explains. “We’re Canada’s new communications providing the university carresliving in ponden& calendar electroni-’ service - UW students the Montreal area will soon be tally, From an ALEX terminal, able to register for courses, talk users can read through the calendar (at a cost of 12 cents an to professors, and communicate with other correspondence stu1hour) and, using a keyword dents, from computer terminals search capacity, check if and when certain courses are ofright in their homes. Paul Beam, a UW English profered, how relevant a course may fessor, is developing the univer\ be to’ their studies, and what sity’s participation in the ALEX texts are required. They can initiate inquiries to corresponservice. dence personnel who can also “Essentially, ALEX is the screen equivalent of a telephone reply to them on the system, all call., By dialing a seven digit of which speeds up registration.” * number on the phone, customers Besides ’ being more up-toplug their terminal into the date, the electronic calendar ALEX database,” he explains. means UW professors can proThere are over 150 services vide- more detailed information now available on the Bell Canabout the courses they are offering... such as weekly lecture outada database, which has been growing constantly since it lines or examples of past began, last December. For $7.95 assignments. This should help studentslnake informed decia month, users may do their sions when choosing the courses weekly grocery shopping, participate in local radio+ talk they want. It should also cut

shows, complete simple banking transactions, access information on movies, restaurants, concerts and sporting events, and take advantage of many other services, z&hours-a-day, all in the

down on heavy mailing costs for the correspondence office. Presently, 6,OOb packages of course materials are returned each year because students decide not to register, after having the opporcomfort of their own homes, tunity to review course informaUW’s distance education sertion more closely. vices will be added to the dataThe university will also probase by the end of this month. vide a messaging service and inBeam sees the potential in ALEX . formation bulletin board for as threefold: (11 to streamline instructors and students in all communication between correscourses with ALEX participants. “Distance -education can make pondence students and instruciors; (2) to de&base the isolation a student feel extremely isolated

and cdmmunicating with professors is often time-consuming and frustrating. ALEX has a messaging system which allows students, for $10 per term, .to send messages to any participating instructor or to any other

student.

insights to develop e’ffective correspondence programs which use the ALEX service. ALEX is being tested exclusively in Montreal. It is scheduled to hit the Toronto market, again as a test region, by 1990. Because the system uses conven-

This ‘Correspondence

Club’ allows distance learners to share information and discuss problems with each other,“Beam says. “As we get those two services running, we are going to start to offer parts of English courses. An ALEX user will have access to an electronic version of the course notes, an on-line tutorial

system, and various essay writaids. Thus an ALEX user get more immediate service out of me as a professor than an on-campus student could. ALEX avoids missed phone calls, delayed mail, and all the frustrations that go albng with them,” Beam teaches four English courses by correspondence, all of which will be part of the ALEX system. He will be encouto in-

distance learning. Beam will be incorporating student ideas into tutorials and eventually, class discussions and lessons. He feels that through three consecutive terms of student participation, the university will learn a great deal about distance <education needs, and the kinds of lessons ALEX can enhance. Beam hopes instructors in other departments and faculties will then use these

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Villagers raise eighteen grand by Johnny Brice The annual Villages+ Benefit Semi-Formal fund raising campaign came to an end this week with the presentation of a cheque for $18,000. The money was through the combined effort of students in both Villages under the direction of the Village dons. Take a whole bunch of enthusiastic peo le, a worthy cause and a litt Pe organization and what do you get? How about the biggest party in town and over $18,000 for a very worthwhile local organization. The party was the gth annual Villages’ Benefit Semi-Formal held last November 18 with over 800 people in attendance, The $18,000 was raised as part of an annual campaign in the Villages to raise money for local organizations. Fund raising activities included a raffle of prizes donated by local orgainzations, sales of ‘roses, candy, and hot chocolate, and the ever popular “adopt-aduck.” Tfie semi-formal itself was the grand finale of the fund raising campaign as 800 partygoers, clad in their interview best, crammed onto a fleet of busses to head for the Ballroom at Bingeman Park. ’ , The beneficiary of this year’s campaign was the Physical Assessment Clinid for the ,Elderly [PACE), a joint project between #he UW Kinesiology Department and the YMCA of KHchener-Waterloo. This clinic will gerve the specific needs of the elderly peo-pie of our area, including fitness, health, and lifestyle requirements. Smaller versions of clinics using the PACE concept have already seen the removal of patients from chronic care homes and their return to an independent lifestyle.

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speda to hnpm The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI] also known as “Star Wars+‘- has been the subject of much public-and academic controversy in the last few years. Predictions have ranged from exuberant “peace on a silver platter” optimism to warnings of instant doom. To clarify the-issue, let’s consider two key ques-

tions: Would SD1 create a,perfect “peace shield” ending the nuclear threat forever? And, if not, will it cause an escalation in the nuclear arms race? The SD1 system as originally presented by former President Reagan was to be used to defend the whole population of the United States. It was also to be at least partly based in space, and was to rely on superior American technology to keep ahead of.the Russians. The concept of a space-based impepetrable shield is still the one that captures the public’s attention and is the basis for much of SDI’s popularity.

After a federal election fought over the free trade agreement, it seems’ strange that no one has examined the effects of SD1 on aur national autonomy. If any current form of SD1 were to be implemented+ Canada .would in fact have to become a military satellite of the United States! Since Soviet bombers and cruise missiles would have to cross our airspace, Canada is essential as an advance defense post in any realistic missile defense plan. The few DEW radars currently in our North would be re-

As for space-based SDI, any realistic estimate starts at well over a trillion dollars and escalates quickly. Such a system cou1d not be in place in Iess than 25 years, and probably would not be fully .operational for 40. The total cost wou1d exceed that of the entire U.S. strategic programme since 1948? Space-based missile defense could be an especially bad investment, as it would be extremely vulnerable to at-

launched ballistic missile (SLBM) car be launched a few hundred miles fron its target,

Nuclear terrorism should not be ignored as a possibility. A terrorist group could hold a izity or the entire U.S. hostage with a bomb #or two transported by truck or ship. There is no real defense against this tactic, and if it was the only way to deliver nuclear weapons, you can bet both the US. and the U.S,S.R. would be doing it. Obviously, SDI is unlikely to be “peace on a silver platter.“’ So what

about the other side of the coin: can a “purely defensive”’ system cause an escalation in the arms race? The answer is yes. The most obvious effect of a U.S. missile defence system would be to cfecrease the effectiveness of Soviet nuclear capabilities. To compensate, the Soviets would add..new missi1es, and modify existing missiles to improve their chance of surviving the defensive

it, feaving

them

undefended,

much the way it did after World War II. If weren’t for the Soviet threat of conventional warfare [tanks, planes etc.) the NATO countries would be better off to fear U.S. nuclear policy. Without doubt, if the Soviets ever did invade western Europe, it -would end with the U.S. using nuclear weapons, first in Europe, then on Russia itself. To quote a Pentagon official; “After three days of fighting in Europe, we would have to choose: nuclear war or surrender.” How would Canada be affected,by the SD1 programme? Sb far, much of national discussion has been focused on possible profit to be made from our share of the stupendots defense contracts needed to implement any SDI programme. Another benefit we would gain is at least partial shelter under the U.S. defensive

“umbrelia.”

But at what

gauntlet. Uncertainties &bout the otential of SDI are shared by politica P leaders in the U.S.S.R. The nuclear balance has been fairly stable-for the last 30 years because each side has had a good idea of the capabilities of the other, Unknown factors such as SDI are sure to reduce

stability. SDI directly reduces stability in two ways. First;0 effectively multiplies the effectiveness of the U.S. nuclear arse.nal. of

Second,

it increases

the likelihood

a “first-strike” nuclear attack, as even a “leaky” missile defense system would aid a U.S. preemptive strike.on the So)riet Union. Since a first-strike attack would destroy up to 80 per cent of Soviet nuclear capacity, it is likely that even a poor SDI defense could clean up the smaller, ragged retaliatory attack.

If any current form of SD1 were implemented, Canada would-become B military s&elite of the United Statee

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its chances

ground, and can be camouflaged bg “stealth” techni ues to prevent deteca tion visually or ‘t )y radar - even from space, Of course, both the U.S. and fhE Soviet Union maintain their forces 01 strategic nuclear bombers, which are also being fitted with stealth technol-

tack, Even current anti-satellite weapons could damage certain components of the system, and future weaponry

When SDI was first announced by Reagan [much to the auprise of his advisors), the initial reaction was not very favorable; however, by the beginning of 1984, the collapse of the nuclear arms control talks and sensationalized TV movies such as “The Day After” created a mood of public concern on the nuclear issue. . In this climate of uncertainty, SD1 began to grow in popularity, fueled.by presidential speeches and the efforts of pro-SD1 groups. It soon stole the thunder of the popular “nuclear freeze” movement, which has yet to recover. The ideas of space weapons and laser beams are very familiar to the public through movie special effects. This makes SDI’s most grandiose claims acceptable, and makes it difficult to discuss realistic weapons systems. Real world science tends to be less exciting (or obliging) than fiction. Despite SDI’s popularity in the U.S., other governments have yet to be converted. The European NATO members have strong reservations about it. Since SDI probably could not protect western Europeans [even if they could affordit), they have little to gain from the prop* OS01.

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placed with modern radars, ABM (AntiBallistic Missile) launch sites, airbases, and communication centers. These would be required even for a Iargely space-based SDI system. We would probhbly have to give up our “no nuclear weapons” policy, as nuclear warheads are an integral part of the current -generation of ABM [AntiBallistic-Missile) sysfems. Waiting for the next generation of ABM interceptors without nuclear delay implementation

The simplest

warheads would of SD1 for years.

SDI system possible

would be designed to protect mainly missile silos and airbases plus a few cities. It would be a ground-based system consisting of ABM missiles and would take at least 15 years to become operational. The system would cost a (highly optimistic) minimum of $200 billion dollars; more realistic cost esti-

armored devices. But would a missile defense system, even a perfect one, protect North Amer, ica from nuclear attack? Unlikely. Consider pre-World War II France’s construction, at ruinous cost, of a fortification a1ong its border with Germany could

destroy

even

called the Maginot dered impregnable:

Line. It was consihundreds of miles of concrete bunkers, machine guns, howitzers, and tank traps. [French generals

affectionately called it the Sausage Maker.] The Germans were definitely impressed invaded

- so impressed, in fact, they France by way of Belgium, bypassing both the Maginot Line and the disbelieving French generals. A few days later, the German armies were marching through the streets of Paris. The point is that there are other ways to deliver nuclear weapons1 than . ballis*

The embarrassing truth is that a U.S. nuclear attack on the U.S.S.R. is probably more likely than vice versa, After 30 years of preparation for mutual annihilation, neither nation can be assumed to be radical1 different in their readiness

to use nut Year weapons should a percieved need arise. The only way to judge probabilities is from the- two nation’s foreign publicly

policies,

and only

the U.S. has

vowed to revenge any attack on a NATO country with nuclear retribution should conventional military force fail, Thus, rather than being a shortcut to security and world peace, it seems clear that the Strategic Defense Initiative would become just another step in the nuclear arms race, and a particularly expensive and destablizing one, at that. The real tragedy se’ems to be the depressing effect it hes had on the oncepopular nuclear freeze movement. Perhaps we need not worry though: with the end of Reagan’s term in office, it seems probable that the SD1 programme will, with the loss of its most powerful advocate,, at least slow, giving time for more measured consideration I

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Howdy, kids. The Vigorous Vikings of Vitriol made a road trip to Toronto a few days back to catch what we regard as possibly the finest band since, well, the Ike and Tina Turner Review. But more on that later. Due to the fact we got nonpublic transportation [so, if you see that Bryant chick, tell her to get stuffed], we made it to the Diamond on timti for the gig. This is getting scary; we keep making these thin@ on time. Anyway, the Diamond seems to be a cool kinda hangout [even though they did check Ollie for I.D., and for certain Nazi bouncers, but more on that later]. Since they serve Sleeman’s cream ale, a personal fave of the Vikings, we ignored the f&t band, Shark Graffiti. From what we did hear, they seemed to be pretty rockin’ in ai77 grunge-

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consciousness rant about incredibly uncool teen-agers who run over people with their parents’ stupid cars, But, instead of the usual intro, they did the Ike and Tina Turner

core way.

But the next band, Whammee, . show, with Rodney as Tina, and were neat0 ‘cause we recognized Jaspec as Ike (meaning that Rodney would go over to Jasper and the lead singer as the former singer for Madhouse. When we told , get slapped around a bit). him we knew who he was, he As ike and Tina, they did Proud Mary, first nice and slow, gave us an impromptu version of and then nice and rough. Writin’ On Benzedrinelcause we High points of the show inrequested it! This all got the night off to an cluded their current “hit” single Punk Rock Girl, having Rodney ultra-swell start, whgt with fiddlehead bouncing around like a call Ollie “Mr. Funny Stand-Up Hair” (and if you knew OlUe, ghoul on acid. But, finally, the you’d be in hysterical connipreason we copped free tickets to

tions) and wearing Kev’s sunglasses on stage, and telling Sally “I’m gonna eat you up, little red-haired girl.” Needless to say, Sally’s jaw hit the floor, and our oatmeal hit the wall. Also, during the great rock and roll anthem, Life is Shit, a bouncer phy’sically removed an overizealous fan following a stage dive and kicked his arse out the back door. Y’know, call us nuts, but if you go to a punk show, you should act a little punk. So, and this is from Ollie and Kevin and all the people who were at the show, the bouncers can just piss off! After playing a rip-roaring 23’ song set, they came back for a short two-song encore, playing Ringo Buys u Rifle and Mother’s Little Heipqr, by the Stones, man. The Stones cover-. was chosen due to the incredible likeness that Jasper bears to Keith Richards [well, not really, but use your imagination). ,So, we had fun, as did everibody who came out to the gig. We were treated to a backstage meeting with Rodney after the show,,but what he said was so .mind-boggIingIy rude that even we won’t print it, If you really want to know, and if you happen to’be female, please drop us a line at Imprint with Pa suitable wallet-size photo. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. .

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and an encore. The secret of their ‘success in moving a crowd was evident last Wednesday: they work amazingly well m a group, playing complex, textural rhythms and infectious melodies. Although Matt led the antics, giving away free t-shirts

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The night began quietly and covertly. I showed the menat the door my secret press card, mentioned the secret password Mantecuand was allowed entry to one of Canada’s better

kept secrets.

Once inside I knew I was among friends -fellow Mantecians- and the stage was set for an evening of hot music, set with so much equipment to make Fed Hall’s dance floor seem *not ‘so ominous. We didn’t’&e to wait long for the Guru-ofGalsa himself, Matt Zimbel, to come out with the rest of the and and move us with. tunes Pike Danceteria, ‘Ouagadougou, Bakome, and Oseo. I take this language to be some

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and other prizes, no one musician dominated the music of the evening. This.is collective music, and we all had collective fun. with Labbatt’s sponsorship, Manteca was able to go on this university tour before the release o‘f their new alblud in May. The album will have seven new tunes of a more adventurous sort, and they hope to tour the States with it. Already, one of . their albums has reached number 40 on the jazz charts down than - they’v canre deadian :ca a termi secret

Guru-of=Salsa I sort of secret code for “I love to play music, ” “I love dry ice,” and “Don’t we have great hair.” All three statements proved to be true as Matt Zimbel, proving a man actually can jump higher than a set of congas, displayed panache and prowess in leading this nine-piece Toronto-based latin-jazz-rock -sals.a-Africanfusion band through two sets

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March 23, 1989

,Stephen Fearing riot -6 murderer by David Liao Imprint staff Opening up for Ferron last Wednesday night at the Humanities Theatre was Stephen Fearout of ing, a solo artist Vancouver who is currently on a short tour of Southern Ontario. I conducted a telephone interview with him and found him to be a warm and amiable chap. Here’s a brief history of Stephen’s past: Born in Vancotiver, he went to Ireland while still a wee lad and st!yed for 11 years. After high

school, having vague inklings of getting into the music biz, he recrossed the Atlantic to come back to North America. Fearing then apent some time roaming from Minneapolis to Alberta and then B.C. [A brief period of transitory life seems to be very common among most artists, actors, musicians, and writers.) He spent a year in Nelson, B.C., studying jazz at an.art and music school before it was shut down by government budget cuts. l

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laxed as a veteran performer, though he did confide to me that he was quite nervous about opening for Ferron (for whom he has great respect and admiratip@. His songs contain depth and vision, and are lyrical and moving. They show the reflections and pondering of someone who has been around and felt the despair of temporary bankruptcy. They also cast the richness of someone who is living life the way he chooses to. It is refreshing to hear his sincere andhonest love songs,. Stephen Fearing is making another appearance in Waterloo on April 4, 1989, at the Princess Cinema. This is a must see for anyone who ,would like to hear a real artist for a change, rather than some corporate puppet.

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With the death of Roy Orbisnn near the end of 1988, mgny assumed we had heard the‘last of the man with the biographical shades and dark clothes. It seemed that the only remaining remnants of new material appeared in Orbison’s group effort with The Travelling Wilburys. However, as many fans mourned the loss of one of rock n’ roll’s most prolific writers and musicia’ns, the finishing touches were

FYC’s’ Iatest, The Raw & The Cooked+ is a real disappointment for me. You see, their first album was dine of my fave’s of the summer of 1986, despite its mounds of cover versions and derivative style. I’m a guitar man, and that slab gave me all of the vibrating strings and.classic rock ‘n roll postures 1 could.ever want. So, this release was-eagerly awaited. Boy, were my tender hopes dashed. FYC has totallyshanged their style of music. They replace the tickling of strings with the programming of drum machines and synths. With mi-

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in dreams.Got It, the album’s first single, which is currently atop the easylistening and adult-oriented

radio network charts. This piece has Jeff Lynne written all over it, along with Orbison’s patented guitar

accompaniment.

Another

catchy+ melodic track is Dream

that sum up the life of the late

You, which includes an impressive guitar lick and bass-pounding choruses, Crrlifomia Blue, and Cclrehss Heart offer slightly slower but

Roy Orbison,, “First. there was the voice. It transcended generations and sang of universal longings that touched the heart with truth and sadness and desire, ‘It was a

equally effective songs, us-bg the harmonic voice-that has become one of the cornerstones of the rock era. The highlight of Mystery Girl is the heartwarming ballad She’s A Mystery To Me, which is cur-

rebtly soaring up the pop/rock and easy-Us tening charts. This forth one of his best vinyl works &,c.ut is written by The Edge and to date. Although Orbison reBono and, for once,. they aren’t trying to save the world with frains from dipping into the depths of experimenttition and their .lyrics. Background bongooffers no outstandingly captilike: percussion accompanies the vating lyrics, the tracks on this melodic voice of crbison album are quite rhythmical ‘and. throughout this track to its maxuncharacteristically upbeat. I 1 . imum effect, The album begins with ‘YCW Unfortunat&ly, the album is With

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not all a bed of roses, as Orbison fails to deliver with the somber tone of the songs The Comedians, and Windsurfer. On the inner-side of the album caver, there are some very truthful words from Richard Sasstin

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graine-making Fed Hall-&eque dance tracks like She Dlcives Me ‘Crazy and It’s Ok [It’s Alright), they establish themselves as legitimate contenders in the battle for bootie-shaking. To be fair, this record does offer a few clecent songs that got my foot tapping+ like Good Thing, and I’m Not the Man I Used To Be, the album’s best track. And to be really fair, I’m slagging the rest of the album because that type of music just doesn’t appeal to me. If you’re a fan of the Pet She Boys and their ilk, then you’ P1 probably love the, synthed dance songs, b.ut to me, it just sounds like Two Men, a Drum Machine, and a Trumpet,

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A Buzzcocks cover, Ever Fden In Love [from the Something Wild soundtrack), is one of those evil songs that your sense of everything decent and right tells you to spurn, but it’s so catchy that yoti are left in eternal turmoil.

This album is a bit of The Raw of the past,, but too much The Cooked of the Fed Hall soundtrack.-

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instrument that was with , something -ap-, proaching perfection. The man wa$l’ kind and good and gentle in played

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March 23, 1989

#Evil malicmant tumors by Sally Bryant Imprint staff Remember when you were an innocent little rug rat and your parents told you about the Easter Bunny? Well... they lied in a big way* I me’an really - have you ever held a rabbit? They have no bowel control whatsoever, and Easter morning do you ever find one little bunny turd anywhere in the house? The’ Easter Bunny is bogus [gasp)

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liars. I-know, it’s a tdugh truth to swallowi but you had to be told eventually. Happjr Easter kids! Now go out and see some good gigs and drown your sorrows in some fantastic music, Sheep Look Up are playing in Guelph tomorrow night (March 24) at the Albion, and the everaffirmative Nomeansmo will be there for a show the following

evening, Saturday, March 25. If you are planning to party in Toronto on Saturday night, The .Nils are playing at Lee’s Palace. Also on the 25th, there is a Tropical Heatwave at Bingeman Park in Kitchener, featuring performances by various reggae bands, including Errol Blackwood. Rolling right along into the rest of the week, That Petrol Emotion is in Toronto for a longawaited show at the Diamorid this Monday, and tickets are dirt cheap. tiu Reed and The Feelies are playing at Roy Thomson Wall on Ttiesday March 28 - a’ must-see show if you can afford the 25

smackaroos.

TheRazorbacks are playing a‘ show at Phil’s Grandson’s Place on Wednesday evening 1291. Fed Hall is playing host to one of

only four Canadian Hothouse Flowers dates on Thursday, March 30, but it is sold out. Wrapping up the week, we have a really cool band, DineBaur Jr., at Lee’s Palace in Toronto, That’s happening on Friday, March 31, If you missed The Forgotten Rebels at Phil’s Grandson’s last Wednesday, you missed out big. Mick and the boys put on a power-packed show consisting of some “humour”, spills & thrills, and classic Rebels tunes. Thanks to Phil’s for their hospitality and for booking some really good gigs these last couple of terms. Remember not to go to classes Friday (now that’s a Hip Happening!), because there are none. Coming soon... REM, GrueBOIIWB, Wonderstuff, Killing Joke, and more.

The unknown David Weber broke a string on his guitar. He fixed it and played some more. Yes, It was the unknown David WeberBand and they played,

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These people are not members of Barvarian Illuminati’ I s_ _sby Jim Harman come disillusioned. In all those Imprint etaff long years, he has never received acknowledgement of his work‘. The money is deposited faithIt is 1908 and the Ottoman em- fully to his account, but he begpire is on the brink of collapse. ins to feel that is due per’haps to a . As the world hurtles inevitably clerical oversight. Pascali begins to war, the vultures descend to dream of someday going to upon the dying to feast. On Nisi, Constantinople to discover the a colonial backwater of the Turfate of his .many reports. kish empire, gun-runners supply Then arrives Bowles, ostensithe- Greek rebels, a phony arbly an English archeologist incheologist swindles the corrupt terested in ruins upon the pasha who rents land not his and Pasha’s land. Pascali offers to be informers blackmail the his translator and unwittingly swindlers. What a cesspool. becomes responsible for the EnnPaacaIC’ Island is a rivetting lishinan’s actions. As those aitale of greed and tragedy. Pastions are increasingly becoming cali, a fixture on Nisi, has been suspect, Pascali’s secure niche teacher, translator and governbecomes threatened. Soon, Pasment informant for twenty long cali’s world is‘ threatening to fall years. In that time, he has faitharound his ears and he is called fully reported on the comings upon to trust those that have and goings of foreigners as well misled him in the past. Despite a8 the daily lives of his fellow his disillusionment, the years islanders. But Pascali has bethat Pascali has spent in faith-

fully reporting to the government ultimately force him to betray those he loves. Ben Kingsley stars as Pascali, a Turk, Kingsle is mcist famous for his role as Gii andi, an Indian. Kingsley, an Englishman, will probably next star as an Amazonian Indian or perhaps in his most challenging role, Steven Biko or Martin Luther King. No doubt about it, Ben Kingsley, looks and sounds just like a’real Turk would, at least to my untrained eyes and ears. Charles Dance as Bowles and Helen Mirren as Lydia complete the tri- . angle roles

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The answer to every.quest.ion by Derek Weiler Imprint staff They’re Irish, they’re hot, and they’re coming to Fed Hall. Liam O’Maonlai, lead vocalist and keyboardist for the Hothouse Flowers, took time out to give us a call from Orlando, Florida, where the band is currently in the midst of a 43-date tour of Japan, the US, and Canada. At least all this nonstop touring hasn’t been. getting Liam down. “Our first North American tour was back then in October and that was great. We went off to Europe after that well, we’ve been to Europe a few times. We just did three (gigs) in England and we did a few in Sweden and Norway and places like that, and then back to Ger-

many and France and so on, It was great 1”

Considering the band’s background as street buskers, you’d think they might be a little put off by playing in front of such huge crowds, but “We’d played in front of all kinds of audiences aryways just in Ireland alone. We played anywhere from, like, the streets to small clubs to big openers at shows in Ireland.” ’ One of the highlights of last October’s Diamond concert was Liam rocking out on the bodhran [a traditional Irish hand drum), Certainly, traditional Celtic sounds are getting a lot of attention right now [Pogues, Proclaimers, Spirit. of the West). “I see it as an inevitability, really, of an international realization of a tradition of music that’s very strong and that’8 always been in Ireland,” says Liam. At the same time, he’s quick to

downplay the traditional influence on the band. “I certainly see us having an interest in it (traditicnal Irish music). I don’t know about our music - I mean, our music is our music.:’ He does confess to being “brought up on a fairly heavy diet of traditional‘ Irish music,” along with HHF bassist Peter O’Toole. Equally important, though, was “American folk music and blues and soul and stuff,” which figured in Earn’s musical tastes “from the age of twelve onwards.” Another influence Liam has no qualms about owning up to is The Waterboys. “The Waterboys came up to Ireland around about the same time that we were startifig and we ended up in the same rehearsal room, so we kind of got to know them and then got to know their music. And we

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played with them and so on and they’re great friends of ours at this stage,” While the Sex Pistols’ Never Mind the Bdocka may be the album that changed the lives of so many other aspiring young rockers, for HHF it was This is the Sea. , “When it came out we were in the middle of the first of our Irish tours and we listened to it‘all the time in the van,‘and it blew us all away . . . It just seemed really truthful taitself. At the time we were sort of playing and singing much more in a’ sort of soul mode... now we’ve gotten to play a bit more just like -ourselves,

like the five people we are.”

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As for Van Morrison, who’s been the other major influence attributed to HHF, Liam insists that “none of us really listened to him very much until after people started referring to him in relation to us, y’know?” However, he admits that “having listened to him, I can certainly see the similarities there. He’s Irish, we’re Irish. He’s got a Rreat interest in traditional Irish iMusic and also in American music, and I think that’s probably where our influence comes from,”

I With the constant touring, have HHF had any time to work on a new album? “Last December we spent three tveeks recording just outside of Dublin... we went into the studio, we recorded about nine tracks - well, into this grand old house in the country.”

I For the next LP, they’re “gonna try and achieve more of a live sort of, thing, y’know? That’s what we tried to do on the first

one as well, which I think we did to e c&r&in degree,-but it’s quite po1ished, in retrospect.” Fans salivating at the

prospect of new HHF material can look f&wa,tid to “about seven new songs” in the live show, “most of which next

will

probably

be on the

album.” The current

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.R aS-PORT0 WETBE- NO. 4 UW made a strong showing in Calgary, but fell short of the bronze by Glenn mwuw Imprint lntaff How did the Waterloo Warriors fare at the CIAO volleyball championships in Calgary? Was that result, fourth in the nation, a satisfying effort? Returning Warrior players can chalk it up as a learning experience, departing veterans can only reflect on what might have been.

Williscroft. Brian Damman and the Smith brothers attacked and blocked in a balanced team effort. After defeating the Thunderbirds 15-12 in the third, Steve Heck joined the fray and stuffed the whining Willis&oft a couple of times to give the Warriors a 10-2 lead in Game 4. In fact, the knot was squeezed so tight on the UBC attack that it resulted in a 15-3 victory for

Waterloo 3 UBC 2

Calgary

Waterloo

York 3 Waterloo 0

Indeed, the Warriors volleyball squad impressed quite a few people in the Western provinces with their brand of ball. It seemed that UBC wasn’t a popular team with coaches, players, and fans alike in the CWLJAA. Waterloo, seeded fifth going in o faced tde the tournament, vaunted UBC (seeded fourth], in the first round. The match by far was the most exciting of the entire tournament. Greg Williscroft, a first team all-Canadian power hitter, was unstoppable, racking pp 30 kills before the end of the third game of the contest. Waterloo’s blockers had trouble dealing with the one-man offence, and fell behind 2-0 by scores of 1512, 15-12. Waterloo wasn’t about to give up, especially against the cocky

SMASH! Warrior Steve Smith kills one against the Dinos last Friday. photo

by Blair Wconer

UW. The Calgary crowd, which by the way included a few Warrior alumni and work term students, had definitely swayed its favour into the Warrior direction, The momentum seemed to have switched entirely to the ( UW side of the’ net. However, there was a lesson to be learned from the OUAA final. Momentum can swing in a myriad of directions, quite quickly, Waterloo fell behind 6-O in Game 5, Setter Tony Martins was looking for someone to go to in attack. They also- needed to exert pressure on Williscroft, who was reawakening after his double kill effort in the fourth game. That they did, as UW climbed up from an eventual g-3 deficit with Damman and Heck being the perpetrators of UBC’s offensive demise. The Smith brothers provided the primary thrust on offence, combining for 52 kills in the match. At 14-10 for UW, all that was needed was one slam, one dig, one tough serve, to finally win it. UBC did not fold under the Warrior wings, as they fought back to tie it at 14, An anxious crowd waited for a mistake to happen. The crowd was high in anxiety, as the winner would face Calgary in the semi-final. But it didn’t end right away. Sideout after sideout after sideout. Both teams were passing perfectly and blocking had disappeared. Disappeared until Scott Smith came up with a huge stuff block on Williscroft to make it 15-14. On the following serve, Steve Heck knew exactly where the ball was going to go, as he slammed the UBC all-Star once again to win it. The crowd gave Waterloo a standing ovation for their gritty comeback. Calgary; the number one seed, was next. An outstandinq group of, athletes, coached by Greg Ryan and his staff of four, this team would be tough to beat. Boasting player of the year Randy Gingera, two second team all-Canadians in Tom Elser and Kelly Grosky, and three players not far behind in the talent department, Calgary’s Dinosaurs were not a mistake prone side.

TAKE THAT, DINOS. nationals in Calgary.

Lech Bekesra

(5) drives one past a Calgary block last weekend photo

UW’s coach, Rob Atkinson, had this to say before the match: “If Ge keep to our game plan, we have a shot. We will pressure them as much as we can, and stirve to Gingera to keep him out of the game.” The scores may seem indicative of a blowout, 15~~15-7, and 15-6, but it really wasn’t. There were a multitude of sideouts by both sides, in fact, Dino setter Kelly Grosky said after the game “that they were a good team. All they needed to do was cut down on errors and it would have been very competitive. They had a confusing attack when their passing was on,” That was indeed the case, Mental lapses and a problem with passing kept the Warrior offence at bay. Also, one could see why the Dinos are one of the top teams in North America. Intensity on defence and a varied attack led by Grosky, errorless for the most part, made Calgary into a 36-2 team going into the CIAUs. This result was expected

Not ready for national title though, Waterloo was obviously not ready to compete for a national title. Last week’s prediction was a bronze medal, probably again’st the York Yeomen.

After

losing

to Manitoba

the other semi-final, the OUAA rivals were to gear up for a third place finish in Canada, It was a re-match that Waterloo should have been pumped up for. After losing to,York in five games at the OUAA championship’ it was a chance to exact a little revenge. The motivation should have been there, or

at the

by Btatr F&zoner

pressured. A total team iffort, with every player using their head on the court.” An interview with anybody associated with Waterloo after that game ‘was out of the question, University of Calgary coach Greg Ryan commented on Waterloo’s ac hie+emen t , “Here is a team that placed fourth in the nation with a parttime coach. There are a lot of voL Pushed the leyball people out here who are self-destruct button surprised at this revelation.” Credit must be given to Rob There was a glimmer of true Atkinson and his players, who Waterloo capability in the sedon’t have a chande to talk to cond game. With the score 13-7 their coach when they have any in UW’s favour, things looked problems. good for a tough, exciting match. Calgary’s setter, Grosky, was The self-destruct button was also surprised at this. pushed on then and there. “A part-time coach, I didn’t Two hitting errors and three know that. Our team would not bad passes and suddenly it was be as cohesive as it is without all 13-12. The Yeomen were now in the help we get here.” the game, and they knew it. WaAll in all, it was a great season terloo had game points at 14-13, for a talented group of athletes, 15-14, and 1645, had the opporIt is sad to see players such as tunity on several broken plays to Jim McKinnon [Popeye), Fred put it away, but just couldn’t get Koops (Turbo and Clare), Lech it together. Bekesza, Dave “Grasshopper” A frustrated UW coaching Shum, and Chris Wilson leave staff saw all of those potential due to graduation. The calibre of game winning leads blown by the competition in Canada, in the hitting errors. A bad pass and a CIAUs, was tremendous, a stuff block was all that York fourth place finish is something needed to come away with an 18to be proud. of. 16 win. Next week, the entire CIAU tou’rnament will be covered. A It was a deflated Warrior team. It was certainly a deflated special feature, the coverage will Waterloo cheering section, Desinclude all of the results, a profile on gold medal winner Calperately trying to get their favourite team back into the thick gary Dinosaurs’ the all-star selection, the Imprint all-star seof things, they often watched open mouthed as UW completely lection, and anything else that’s important. fell apart. York took the bronze Finally, the Imprint would like with a 15-6 victory over the frusto congratulate Rob Atkinson trated Warriors. “I hope they learn something who was selected as the recipient of Imprint’s Coach of the from that,” commented a somt Year Award here at Waterloo what disappointed coach AtkinFor a son. “I hope they can look at a pnd also ‘in the OUAA. story on him and why he was team like Calgary and see why read sports next week. they win, even when they are selected,

should it? The question of the match was,?Are they here to play, or what?” York built up an 11-O lead before UW scored a point. Although the score was narrowed in an eventual 15-10 defeat’ the Waterloo players looked flat and uninspired. a

SPORTS,FEATURE

lmprir)t, Thursday,

March 23, 1089 23

Al.I-Canadian: style In his fifth

season,

Waterloo’s

Schneider finished the campaign with a 23.5 points per game average, seventh best in Waterloo history. Perhaps the ultimate signifier of Schneider’s great season is the attention paid to him by opponents - he set B

bj, Mike MeGrew ’ Imprint staff

Wilfrid Laurier Golden paid Waterloo’s Tom Schneider the ultimate compliment during this season’s OUAA school record for free throws West basketball quarter-finals. Whenever the Warriors 6’0” with 196. By fouling him and ’ captain would set up for one of sending him to the line, oppohis patented jumpers or sweep in nents weren’t stopping him just postponing an inevitable for a quick lay-up, a WLU player would hammer Schneider to the two points. His 792 points is the second _ court. If Schneider went left, he best scoring season ever at UW. met someone’s elbow, If he went In his speciality, those arching, right, he was smashed with a hip three-point bombs,check. Everytime a foul was rainbow Schneider established a record called, Schneider could be spotted picking himself up off the in this relatively new category with 67 this season and 124 for floor, The Hawks

“When I came here I was surrounded by four all-Canadians and my only job was to give them the ball”

month

when

he was a selected

a first team’all-Canadian, Iabelling him as one of the top five players

in the CIAU.

With

this sparkling season, finally emerged from the shadows that hid him amid

his career [the trey line was introduced in 1986-87). Schneider’s role this seasoh was made more difficult by the absence of impact players around him. When veterans Froese, Jerry Nolfi and Jamie McNeil1 left at the end of last season, Schneider was left with a supporting cast of uproven sophomores and third year spot players. This made his role as team leader a tough task. “This was a tough year for me being that it was the weakest team

I’ve

been

Schneider

years here,”

the great Warrior line-ups of the mid498Qs. When Schneider arrived at UW in 1984, the Warriors had just made two consecutive trips to the nationals in Halifax, losing in the semis and in the title game. Surprisingly, when Waterloo head coach Don McCrae recruited Schneider at St. Jerome’s high schobl in Kitchener, the sixfooter was playing at every position (including centre) exce t the point guard position Re

players

There

on in

five

said Schneider.

weren’t many who could take

early season struggle,” said McCrae,” When we weren’t a very good team,. period, it was identified by everybody that Tom was the only guy t*he Warriors had. He got shocked a few times with the special attention he was getting. He really got’beaf up. We tried to educate him and give him a feel for that-it was a little traumatic for awhile. He certainly adapted, but that only set him up for the regular season because his pre-season was so outstanding.” Arguments can be offered that Schneider did everything for the Warriors in the pre-season except coach and drive the team bus. During that rollercoaster ride in which UW went a mediocre g-9, Schneider’s Michael Jordanesque presence was frighteningly obvious, especially in Waterloo’s annual Nais-

other on a

scoring role on a given night. I got frustrated a little bit with it at times, I just tried to.keep my head on my shoulders and make sure that every night I came out and did what I -was supposed to do otherwise I knew that we might go down the toilet.” “Particularly in light of the

pouring in 91 of his team’s 206 oints while shooting 71 per cent rom the floor and 2%for-27 at

F the charity

stripe.

On Saturday, November 13, with the PAC almost filled to capacity for the Naisniith- semi-finals, Schneider filled the hoop with 39 .point& the eighth best performance in school history, on a 12-for-12 night at the foul stripe against national the Acadia A.xemen.

finalists,

Though the Warriors lost, 71-64, Schneider was invincible, and kept the Warriors in ti game that might otherwise have been a blowout. Once the regular season started after Christmas, the Warriors took on a new gameface, rolling to an 11-3 record, good for third place in the alway’s tough OUAA West division. For the second year in a rowI the Warriors made a dramatic

transformation season began.

once the regular

‘84.

It wasn’t until his fourth year that Schneider assumed the shooting guard position that saw him escalate into a sniper. Despite a season riddled with injuries including the chronic knee that

still

plagues

him, Schneider

racked up a 19.1 points per game average in 1987-88. This season, he took off for the stratosphere. “I was the leader pn our high school team but when I came here I. was surrounded by four potential all-Canadians and my 1’1 only job was to give them the ball,” said Schneider.“As the years went on, I moved up the ladder.” As the 1988-89 season went on, and he climbed higher and higher up that ladder, observers wondered if he would ever stop his ascent. .

ON THE MOVE: Schneider exhibits the ball handling skills he acquired in three years at point guard. When he moved to shooting guard, he started to shin& phota by Rkh Nkhd

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would hold for three seasons. Schneider joined an illustrious roster in 1984, stacked with the likes of Peter Savich, Randy

Norris, Paul Boyce and Rob Froese, four players who all took all-Canadian honours during their careers. With Schneider inserted at point guard, the-Warriors made two more trips to the Canadian championship game in 1985 and 1986, only to lose to the Victoria Vikings, the same team that had bounced them in’83 and

stole the show

mith tou’mament in November. In three games, Schneider literally carried the Warriors,

Tom Schneider How can such violence be interpreted as a compliment? The Hawks realized that brute force was the only way to stop Tom Schneider in 1988-89. The Hawks never did stop Schneider, nor did many other teams he faced this season. The fifth-year shooting guard steamrolled through an illustrious season, capped off earlier this

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SPORTS-FEATURE

A season to remember

Schneider emerges frcbm the shadow Continued

from page

“I think it was a lack of conon the players’ art,” . offered Schneider/They e now centration

that pre-season is just pre-season, it doesn’t really count for anything but the rankings, We knew we weren’t aimed for a wild card this year anyway, we

knew we had to win our league.” Although the Warriors gener-. ally cruised to their sparkling 11-3 mark, they were pummelled in the two biggest games of the season - 90-68 by Western Mustangs in a battle for first place and 74-48 in the division semi-finals against the Guelph Gryphons. Schneider was held to just five points versus the ‘dS;;ire and 34 in the Guelph “The league was really layered this year,” explained Schneider. “There were the top three (UW, Western and Guelph) then there was everybody else. We beat everybody else, But we only managed one win (vs. Guelph) out of five games against the other top two teams. When we came against the top competition we came up flat,” After his quiet performance in the impbrtant Western game on February 11, Schneider was criticized by some i the media for choking when tt e ,chips were down. McCrae was angered by these charges, because, unbeknownst to many, Schneider was playing on a tender ankle. “The saddest moment for me was to tiatch Tom play against Western when he had suffered

what we had thought was a slight sprain three days before and decided he should stay off it until game time. He went out, and we as a team weren’t playing very well and it was evident that he couldn’t really push hard. He’ just couldn’t play very well at all and everybody thought he had fallen right on his face, that he had choked. All these silly reporters came up and wanted to inquire about why he had choked. I was beside myself because I couldn’t express very well how much time he put i’nto his ankle for two days, in terms of looking after it. We kept the injury private, I guess we should have gone public so everybody could have jumped on the bandwagon of heroes.” If that is the low point of Schneider’s season, the high point is a toss-up between the Acadia game and another 39point scorched against the then first ‘place McMaster Marauders, a MO-75 win, on January 28, Schneider tabs the Acadia game as his personal favourite. “Over all -the five years, the .Acadia game is the one game that sticks out in my mind,” said Schneider. But McCrae prefers the . Mac game, “For me, I like the Mac game because it was combined with a win,” joked McCrae. “1 guess I like the Mac game because it’s not very often an athlete gets it going to the degree I thought he had it going in that game. Sometimes a guy’s performance elevates above the norm and that’s very exciting.”

McCrae’s expert coaching was a part of this season’s surprising success, “He milked as much as he could out of US,” said Schneider. “He was working all year just to try and find five guys to put on the floor every night.” With all the players [except Iohn Bilawey) from the dynasty years gone, Schneider feels McCrae has some rebuilding to do. vital

Tough years ahead “These

The fast break (left) and the jumper are trademarks ot Schneider’s hard working game. photo8 by Rkh Nkhol Despite this mild disagreenour, two OUAA all-star selecmeni, Schneider feels McCrae tions and two championships on has played a major role ,in in- the Ontario provincial team, fluencing his career which has which Schneider captained. included the all-Canadian hoSchneider also beleives

are

going

to be gome

tough years for coach. He’s really going to have to go out and recruit some blue chippers who can come in and start playing right away. What I find is that it’s just different, the players that are coming in right now are different than what I was used to in my first three or four years here. With coach (McCrae), I’m sure he’ll alvvays do a good job with the kids he’s got.” What’s in store for Schneider? He’ll be graduating this year with his degree in Kinesiology. Although his first attempt to get into teacher’s college was unsuccessful, he’s determined to try again. “I’ll probably have to take an alternate route for a year, maybe do a bit of upgrading and try teacher’s college again.” For

begin

Schneider,

it’s

time

his ascent up another

ladder,

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Thursday,

March 23, 1989

GirlsSwill be gunning for* third volumes of. verve leaving no doubt that it means something to her to do the best she can. And when all is said and done, she

by Grseme Peppler Imprint staff

John Oesch took his Waterloo Athenas swiinmers to Kingston last October expecting much in the way of overall performance at this, their first meet of the season.

A new school record for rookie Sheryl Slater augured well for the team but the results anticipated weti generally reflected by the team’s fourth place finish at the Invitational. More work was needed. The Athena’s duly got down to it, eventually winning five of their seven dual meets over the year culminating with their fourth place cesult at the OWIAA Championships at Laurier in February.

Few changes expected for new season Few changes are expected for the new season, the individuals who have brought the team to where it is today all returning to extend Waterloo’s reputation as a force with which to be reckoned. Indeed, such is their growing strength that a top three placing in the province in the future is not unrealistic, This year saw several rookies arrive in Waterloo bringing considerable depth to B team already showing promise with its established line-up. In the end, four

swimmers

qualified

for

CIAUs in Vancouver while in , Ontario alone, other schools were looking over their shoulders at the on-coming threat of Black-and-Gold. Stephanie

Gamble

is unfailing

in her ability to knuckie down and put O’lTagood race. The pleasant second-year student swims freestyle and breaststroke with

can

being

one of

butterfly

far

from a doddle her butterfly is far from a doddle, contributing vastly to the women’s team’s results over the season and bringing her to the lip of national competition. She missed out by little and is now vitalized to make it next year. 1 Kim Botcher figures prominently in every race she swims but too often needs reminding of just how good she is. Be it a 400metre I.M., a ZOO-metre fly, or an 800-metre free she is capable of a great deal; although, she’ll always play down her contribtition. Sheryl Slater mad* CIAUs in this; her first year and left it until the last moment to do so. There could never be any doubt in her obvious ability - not sin‘ce Allison Loucas has a swimmer’s vigor in the pool looked so chilling - nor could there be doubt in her burning desire to succeed, She knows herself only too well that more speed can come from her throttle but the frustrations of not meeting expectations, mostly those put upon her by herself, contributed to her delayed progress. Getting the most out of her .training is her biggest challenge.

Sue Masson did make the most of her final year as an Athena, carrying the momenttim from last year’s season and pushing it still further. Her backstroke is 8s polished as dan be and a second

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many on the team within reach of CIAUs. One other such swimmer is Albertan Kris Jackshaw whose sunny, easy going disposition serves her well when ejcpected results don’t quite come her way;

consecutive trip to CTAUs Nancy Crump once said she proved the veteran has lost none really wasn’t up to sHimming of her mettle. this year, School had taken a Deserving of at least one athlepriority, she admitted, and the te-of-the-weekaward during the spark that ignited her so often in season, Masson’s free spirit will the past never seemed quite sorely be missed by the team as what it was. will her scoring potential, her Still, she is owed a great deal leadership and experience. for being there, her persistence The dogged persistence of and gamesmanship an example flyer Corrie Powell never wanes. to- all, She h as one more year to Ebullient as ever, her effort in swim and would like nothing the pool is matched in its intenbetter than to finish it on a high sity by her light-heartedness note. and happy-go-lucky attitude out . Marissa and Nicole Amoroso of it. are vital to the Athena’ssuccess, Assuredly, it is her approach The former, a backstroker, can that makes her so fleet. Never mix it with the best and was as the one to show disappointment, delight&d after her supreme efthe two-time CIAU qualifier has forts at OWIAAs as everyone fire in her belly and refuses to lie was when she returned to the down and accept defeat under team in December, . any circumstances. Nicole’s sprinting speed, While others lose sight of their meanwhile, marked her out as a goals when co-op interfereswith their training, Powell’s sense of discipline ensures that no such loss will occur. A CIAU qualification fully justifies her level of commitment. If it materializes, the t hrea;i$ tened departure of CIAU swimmer Lesley Horton to HALIFAX another school will be unfortunate. She stands poised to rewrite several Athena records -

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by Rich Nichol Imprint staff When it comes to Athenas squash here ‘at Waterloo, the name of fifth-year veteran Diane Hutchison prevails. And what better way to cap off a sensational varsity career, than. for her to finish with an UWTAA championship, as a member. of the most successful team in Waterloo squash history. Probably the most memorable part of Hutchison’s fine career was, fitingly, her final match as an Athena. Playing, against a much higher ranked Carolyn Greene from Western, an opponent she had never beaten previously, Hutchison won the match 3-1 to clinch the OWIAA championship for the Waterloo team. Hutchison, a native .of Oakville, Ontario, is known mainly for her excellent leadership qualities and has been the team captain for the past three years. “Diane has always been ‘the team leader on and off the court for the three years that I have known her,” commented team coach Chico Silvestri adding, “She will be greatly missed next year bo,th in her fine skill and especially in her valuable leadership.”

Also, Hutchison kept herself busy off the courts as president of the Women’s Intercollegiate Council for two years and a member of the St. Paul’s stndents council, She is currently in

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her second year of completing a Co-op masters degree in Economics, Some of Hutchison’s achievements include: - gold medal winner in OWIAA squash championships, 1988-89 - lost only one squash match in entire 1988-89 season - most valuable player award in 1985-88 and 1986-87 - number one seed in 1985-86 and 1986-87, number two seed in 1987-88, and number three seed in ,3988-89 - seeded as high as fourth in rookie season - Mike Moser Memorial Award recipient in 1987 for outstanding athletic and academic achievement - currently

ranked in top five for most career Athena squash match wins (actual rank unavtilable until season totals tabuiat ed) -named Waterloo Athlete of the Week three times during career Height was never a problem for the pint-sized Hutchison as she led this year’s team to wins in several tournaments including the Queen’s tournament in Kingston, the Can-Am tournament Part 1 at York University, the OWIAA West Sectional tournament in Waterloo, the Combined Ea&West Crossover at McMaster, and the OWIAA Championships at Western. Formulating a response on the 1988-89 season, Hutchison stated, “I’m grateful for having a team that wanted aucces-s” as much as I did and having a coach

Two tickets to REM Matopyeek. loS7 Kawaki .:Mir+ja 1: REM tkkeb. lOOOR. Bkk, 10,CKDkm, 8Sm. Call c&j&f at MBple’~ Leaf. Gwdsns Debbie, 578-9554. . . want&. FITCH seats preferred. C&l ,, Steph. 63418937 Or Wit. 3886. For ti CampTrails’ Backpack: and ; Lugger. Elite Sleepitig Bag. 8175 or best offer. Call Heather, 746-l 874. 1976 Volvo, Alberta car, 244DL,, five speed, ~811 maintained; goodZondition. Have receipt& 82,500 or ,pt”1 . offer. 743-2687. Futon,

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8ummsr m Springtime _Garden’ Centres Limited is hiring retail salespersons. No experien,ce necessary. Enthusiasm essential. Information and mlieations available- at Rodm 1 I 15, Needles Hall. wt@f$ M@&d for summer work in Erantford. No experience necessary’ Work outside, make good money (86.50~810/hr.). Call Doug at 747p * 418&,, ,

St&t #iii 1. Viii&, for Tri”-pJe ‘;A’; $tu: dent .,Painters, in. New Market. t(iringcrew ch,iefs Bird painters. Call Brian at Calllgfaphy Senlcm. Over fifiy scripts, 23K goldleating;~ovu&st rim; I* 864~5781 or (4161’853-5972. ten years experience. htuded:‘timi- Arbor In~bryutbyiTREE PLANT thi’$ nating, custom framing, b&&in&g;,’ summer. For more information conand screen printing, 747-0196. tact your student employment centre or call (416~538-6007. Car Insufmce quote?, Ca’ll Fi&j ‘at Vanmar Associates. Convenient pay: SWMW jabr:,Triple’ A Student Pa inment plan. All drivers accepted. Comters is hiririg crew chiefs and paifiters petitive rates. 745~2745/745-6122. to work in Cambridge. Call Brain at Moving - mm with Sinall c&e van 884-6105. available weeknights, weekends. 825/hr. (student rate). Gary, 746Htie printing? I am hiring students, 7160. now for exterior building cleaning (using water) in the Toronto area durArt merrpy Workshop. Learn about a ing the summer. Keep cool on those career in art therapy while partidpathot summer days and earn 8 by the ing in a hands-on workshop where no hour. Call ,~c@‘n~s. Kleinschmidt at prior art background is necessary. 884-0914: ’ ” . . * . April 1, 1989,9-l 2 am. Free 820 student rate. Location: Toronto Ap TherShr&M ~ht~. Now hirino enfhusiapy Institute. 2 I 16 St. Clair Ave., W. astic people to work in Kitchener, WaM42 lA2. Phone 924-6221. terloo, and Cambridge to work as crew T8x SewIce. Cbnfused by tax reform? chiefs and painters. Interested? Call We specialize in student returns. CerCraia at 743-6571. tified by H&R Block. $17 - most returns. Monday and Tuesday, 5:30 to 730 pm. Campus Centre. 746-8495. &mmer cvnp is being offered by the Heritage Resources Centre, as .four m rid, to Winnipeg. Depart-anyone-week programmes for children time in April. Share gas/driving. Sue, ages 8 to 13. For inform&n ca tl885885-l 299 eveninps. ~1211, ext. 2072.

that made a significant contribution of time, effort, and mostly confidence in the team.” Unlike many varsity athletes who are at the height of their careers in their sophomore years, Hqtchison peeked ,in her senior years at Waterloo. As a result,

Hutchison plans to compete provincially this fall as a member of the Oakville Squash Club in the ‘A’ Flight. Other plans in Hutchison’s bright future ihclude getting her level 1 squash coaching certification, continuing instructing

and teaching squash, and training for possible appearances in Ontario triathalons. With thedetermination and effort that she has put forth over the past five years- here at Waterloo, Hutchison should have no problem accomplishinR her goals.

The Warrior within

Queen’s team in the OUAA fiOne of the most memorable nals. moments of Falconer’s career Some of Falconer’s noted ac- was when he was ejected from Ever wonder who the guy is complishments include: his team, during the wacky and - OUAA rugby all-star in 1986 ’ zany Oktoberfest Seven-A-Side inside the uniform of the Warrior and 1988 mascot? Well, the fine job of orRugby Tournament, for playing chestrating the nations noisiest - most valuable player award in seriously. basketball fans, and many oth1987 and most improved player Falconer, a fourth-year Physaward* in 1985 ers this past season, was Waterics student, is from Calgary, Alteam captain in 1987 and viceloo rugby sensation Blair berta where he played rugby for captain in 1988 Falconer. the Calgary Hornet Rugby Club Always, one of the most domi- Athlete of the Week twice durbefare coming to Waterloo. nant forces on the rugby team in ing rugby career 3 Throughout his career, Falconer Mike Moser Memorial Award the past five years, Falconer has has been a very vocal and emohad an amazing career as the winner in 1989 for recognized attional player who seems to alflanker in the Warrior back row. hletic and academic achieveways cont’tiolt play on the field, . ment Known mainly for his intimidat“I fit the position of flanker member of. 1985 Warrior ing tackles and intense play, Falperfectly because I have always toner certaiply has made his rugby’team which captured th’e . been a reckless and intense name. known- ‘in the history o’f OUAA crown, defeating Westplayer, running all over,” reern Mustangs in London in the Waterloo rugby. sponded ’ Falconer. “They As vice-captain this year, Fal- - finals cqtildn’t have found a more suitrepresented Waterloo as a a,ble position ,for me.” toner led the team to a flawless 7-O season.. Then, he put forth a part of the rugby %team, that. When asked ,about his future magnifieent effort to help beat toured various cities including in rugby,> :Falconer said that he the East Coast Tour iti 1985 and Ontario’s first-ranked team, will probably return to Alberta. McMaster, in the first round of the Ynit.ed Kingdom Tour in and play for the Alberta Sen&B ,the OUAA playoffs. However, 1987 in theanext couple of years. FalFalconer’s efforts werti’cooled at - currently organizing and- toner also hopes to make the the hands of a very powerful managing the- _upco.m&g .I&!@ 1 Canada Rugby Longlist by the ’ Coast B.C. Tour in 1989 year 1990. by Rich Mchol Imprint staff

F&t accumte typist Will type essays, thesies, ?esumes,@tc. $1 .oO pel’ double-&a&d sheet. ‘Please call Lvn ’ at 742’-6583. .’ hy8, et&&d processed. $1.50 per double-spaced pa&~. Resumes 85 per page. L&tt0r quality prititer:Draft copy always provided. Near Seagram Stadium. Don? delay, ‘phone today. Phone 885-1353. FM, accurate typing and letter quality word processing. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports. Free pickup and delivery. Calt Diane, 5761284. 32 ysarr experience, electronic typewriter, Westmount area. .95C double spaced page. CslI 743-3342. Ecionotype - Theses, proj&ts, essay& resumes, general typirlg. Twelve years experience. Good rate& Close to unive&ty. Calt 747-4469. For 8W dsp, I’ll type your essays&ports. Fast efficient service. Letters, resumes, theses also done. Westmount-Erb area. Phone 886-7 153. Frut, ptoferrionrl word processing by university grad. Pick-up/delivery available oh campus- Grammar, spelling, ctirrections available. Laser printer. Suzanne, 886-3857. Word proceuing on computer by experienced editor, Spellcheck, proffreading, grammatical corrections and word counts. Letter quality print. $1.50 per double-spaced page, overnight service. Calt Mark 746-4357. Words” - Professional typing services offered seven days/week. Work guaranteed. Call 746-6746. P/U and delivery available. Word proceasing-typing; ptofessional, reasonable; reports, resumes, theses, etc.; south Kitchener location, call now, Caren’s Word Services, 7484389 evenings. , Emmy wrlttnq

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lish available for tutoring: editing, revising and writing of all types. Cheap rates. 747-0648. , rates. Typlng ServIcea - reasonable Linda (1) 623-9947. Typlng. Accurate, good turnaround, reasonable rates, campus dropoff. Experience includes essays, manuscr ipts, reports, thesis, research proposals/contacts, resumes. Call 747-3744 after 500 pm.

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Surnmw~~989~ Fbur bedroom to&v& Ihouse with s$bpe forXpui-five people,-. Fully-.. carpeted, mo?tJy , fur&tied. Complete’houss 866OJmth or f,our %t : 8167. -74, ChurchiH, St., No. 2. CalI .’ 0asat, 747~3875, aL , L ,s ;

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Att. Ry avaita&.in house located five’fninties &alkivg d&bnce from 0 of, V& Coni)&te- with &yer, washi, stqve and fri&e.. 8275<p&r mbntb iii; clud.ing @liti&. C&l 896-4869 or 886-8333hxf abk fog en. ’ Clr#yi hm 3hh%m h&Se, ‘MayAug. Wajking distaF& grocery,’ school. aJPartially’ firrnlehed, microwave. Reas&bte rent. Lease,option. Must see; 747-3905. ; gur(rmer rc%ommdd@tlon. I hree minute walk to mall; 15 minute waIk to UW campus. Six large roorhs, two showers, two kitchens and large backyard. Price negoitable. Phone 746-5439. &~per rumm@r sublet. ’ Two rooms, large house;. Jarge .vartl .and porch. Furnished, 15 minute walk, parking. 74-4798, Elaing or wte. M&Her bedroom available,. huge, April;Aug. &wn bathroom, welk-in closet, to share irr large townhouse. Weshm, dwer, dishwasher, A/C, BBQ, cheap rent. Otherrooms available, call Michelle 885-4341.

Summer ‘8%Four bedrooms .av&i~&ble : in the Colurn~~J, Lake TtiF.nh.ouses,,, Fully< fuir$sh@ with b&l, degk etq; Newly fenowted tW0 bedroom baseClose to laundry and She university, available Mayto SepBest offjtr,,.U~it 14, iho,ne 747~*$48. . menf spsrtment tember. Free. tile, parking and 8umm8r adlet Two bedrooms avail- ’ laundry facilities. 15 minute walk to able in PhiHip St. Co-op Apartments. UW and Mr. Giocer’s..‘Rent negotiaLaundry, balcoriy, parking is availat+ ble. yen-sinokers. Call 747-4949. Two. minute, wall! frqrn campus. Rent Full townhbuw; 1639O/month, clean,> is negotiable. 747-l 8?8. - .I quiet, very close, ColumbiaIPhitip. Suw sublet. Nice four bedroom Mid-May to end of August, parking. house, classy neighbourhood, fur884-5186 or 4,1&689+l21. nished. Washer/dryer, large. yard A nrl house with three coed roomwith deck, Uptim’ fdrr +ne&. ybar’s mates who care about how they live lease. $800 negoitable. Call 745and, eat. Washer/dver, *two baths, 1650. I parking, qicrowave, CD’s non-smokAttention colop students; House for ing. Summer ‘89. Rent 8176lease on Ezra Ave. (Spring;Fall, Win220/month plus utittties. Furnished ter terms). Call 746-5923. with framed prints on the walls and Call Carl, 747Sudmer tiubletl Tihio bedrooms in a generalty -luxurious. “, threej bedroom apartment ’ available 2406. May 1, Furnish&d or unfurn’iahed, balChrrmlng older house for rent. May cony, lauridry, . split l&l, parking Ist, one year lease. Three-four Mav@ ilable, Renf is negoQable. b ive us a rooms, living room, wood stove/brick call at 746-7225. hearth, large kitchen, \;valk-out to sun deck and private yard, dining room, Columbia Lake townhouse. One wood trim/pine floors, washer/dryer, room available for summer sublet. parking for three cars, 15 minute walk S2i 0. or best offer. Call Sasha at 747to UW, five minutes to WLU. 8849028. 2587 evenings. May to Aug 89 - Larg@ basement irr Prof% hour+ available for summer. townhouse, half bathroom, separate A Three bedrooms in large, clean house entrance. 15 min. walk from Campus, f ult across from beer, liquor,,grocery$orie _ with laundry, parking, furniture, kitchen and bath. Columbia and Hazel and laundry facilities. Rent 82OO/mo. area. Call 747-0406. 8180Iroom. Call 746-3148.

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Om b&eom in five bedroom townhouse. Washer, dryer, carpeted, eirwnditioned, parking. 20 minute walk. Available now ‘for sum’msr. 812ClAXVmonth plus utilities. Tim, 746-4954. 558 B Srookhaven Cresent. Two kdm apartment available April to September. Located at 7 - 425 Hazel St., Waterloo. Fully furnished with microwave. Parking and laundry facilities avsilable. Ckx38 to ~arkdele 1 8nd II (laundry, grocery, beer store}. Nicely kept place with balcony. Total rent $444 month. Dave. 747-2686. . Mnnr eubfet.Three bedroom townhouse. Close to Parkdale Plaza. 8588/month plus utilities. Garsge Possible to take over lease effective Aug. 1, 8V8il8bl9 May 1. Dave, 7460344. Quht, non-smokers. Two rooms in large house. Utilities included, washer, dryer. 82BO/month each available April 1 St; Park and Glasgow. 741-8313. Three bedroQm8 for rent. Parking, washer, dryer. Utilities included. Nonsmoker. $280.OO/month each. Avail*able April 15. Woodland and Mill St. 745-3815. ..~

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Private md quiet three bedroom brick and stone split level on prestigious Lincoln Road. Three appliances, kitchen, 1‘/z baths, finished basement, soft water. 81 Ooo per month. Call 884-0751. 1 8ummw sublet ‘89. Room in townhouse. Furnished, laundry facilities, across street from Mr. Grocer and beer store. 15 min. walk to UW. 8175Imonth plus utilities (negotiaw8). 746-7760. w double room. 8 166/month plus utilities in summer house. 15 minute wslk to UW and shopping. Washing machine, microwsve, freezer, two baths, outdoor BBC. Phone 7462390. I Ikrnmnr ‘B& One bed&m available .in the Columbia, Phillip townhouses. Pti, furnished, free parking. Close to campus. Best offer. 7469XXI& ’

Two tmmm for rent. May 1 - Aug. 31. Two minutes from UW. Fridge, stove,

cable, microweve, air-wnditioning, balcony. Rent negotiable. Contact lieidi or Oswn

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Taka thm lease or summer sublet. three bedroom WCRl townhouse with large balcony. Close to UW. Rent is. negotiable. Phone 747-2480 (evenings). Cbqay l tn large older house. Downtown Waterloo. Approximately one mile to campus. Three bedrooms, May - Aug. or May - Apr. Phone Vera ext. 2288 or 747-0019. Summer house. Five bedrooms, laundry facilities, 20 - 50 minute walk to UW. 6155/manth/room. Call now! 884-4669 or 8844059. Summer ‘89: Two furnished single rooms for rent. Great location. Biking distance to UW 8225/month, 74% 9546. Lots of extras. Columbia townhouses - Two rooms, very clean, close to campus, laundry, fully furnished, parking. 82OO/month negotiable. 884-3464 Todd or l-51 9759-6304 (collect). 1 Summer ‘89. Three large bedrooms in a clean and spacious apt., semi-furnished, 82OO/person all inclusive. Close to the university. For details call 746-0661, Roomat needecj - One bedroom available in a two bedroom furnished apartment. 20 minute walk to U of W and five minute walk to grocery, liquor and beer store. Rent 8243/month including utilities. For Fall and Winter ‘89. Call 884-8520. Summer re~H& Three furnished rooms, May - Aug. Includes sundeck, leundry, parking, microwave and utilities. Near King and Univeristy. Five minutes to taurier, 20 minutes to UW. Rooms from 8240 - 280 each, negotiable. Non-smoking pref. Call 7471982. Three bedroom for rent, split level, new spplisnces new building. Chlibap bundry facilit&r, balcony. Phillip St. across from campus. Available M8y 1.

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my - Augud. Four rooms to rent. Parking, laundry, cfose to school, shopping, bus, utilities included. elm/month. 747-3611, 1

Four kdreome wanted for summer and .optional Fall lea+ Garage 8 must, close to campus. Call 748-31-42 for Wendy. ’ .

Columbia bke Townhouse. $180. per month, two-three rooms available for summer term. Call 8fter 5:OO pm., Keith or Karl, 7464429. Roommate sought for September ‘89. Near King Centre (Five minute walk). Approximately 62OO/mbnth. Call Bruno at 884-8943. l’wo bedrooms with own bath available Msy - Sept. $190. 88Ch plus utilities (negotiable), in quiet atypical student house. 10 minute bike ride from UW. Appliances abound. Phone 747-5327 anytime. You have to $88 it. Ffve bedroom house for rent. Great location. Washer and dryer, parking, thr88 bathrooms. Rent negotiable. Call 746-2993 or 746-4262. Townhcuw for rent. Four bedroom, 15 minute walk to U of W, complete with dishwasher, fridge, stove, livingroom furniture. Really clean. Only $650Lmonth in summer. Call Clint, 746-8442. One tndroom available in Columbia trrk8 Townhouse for Summer ‘89. Clean, fully furnished, patio, laundry facilities and parking. 81 m/month,

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March 23, 1989

Londy eyebrow d mete for long quiet hours of hanging 8round on Ian’s face. Left sided brow preferred.

Wanted: Smsurl, provocative voices to entice and elicit base emotional desire for WatPub recordings. See your city WatPub rep.

Anxlaus? Lonely? Confused? The HELP line offers anonymous, confidential listening seven days a week. Call 745 1166, tir@e: hbwr Day slump has endedl As of March 17, he’s 8 man. Congratulations1 C 81 M. Rmmg l xtravrlmgmu 1989. Over BOO university students 8120 gets you: One day of rsfting, two nights camping, five meals, use of wetsuits, use of all facitities, inter-university competitions, boat races {free beer) snd more. 3un8 2, 3, 4. 830 deposit due by March 30 snd the balance due May 12. Sign up in the Eng SocOrifice or call Dave at 746-8469. Details in Fed off ice. Free.trip for anyone organizing 24 people. Class of ‘89: Save your reputation. The Alumni Lane Campaign ‘89 will have to settle for 8 petted plant if more support is not shown for the class tree. With 8 mere dollar you can be part of a growing tradition.

Pragnant? Need help? Birthright offers care and understanding. Our services are free and confidential. Call 579-3990.

Wonled about: Exams, essays, inter‘views, pregnancy7 Well...don’t worry about pregnancy. Practice safe sex! BCC, CC 206 ext. 2306 for sexuality information.

Thm mrne available. Furnished. Columbia L8ke Townhouses. Available Spring term. Price negoitable. For more information call 747- 1972. August free. Furnished upper level rooms, share kitchen 8nd bathroom. Clean, completely renovated, balcony, parking. Non-smokers 8190 - 8265. 747-0573. Columbb i&e Townhouses. Four rooms for the summer, fully furnished, free parking, free cable, new. 82OO/month each. 747-3722, ask for K8rin8. tie room 8V8ij8bl8 in furnished two bedroom apartment. May - Aug. Laundry, parking, close to lJ of W and WLU. 82OO/month, utilities included. 746-533 1.

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PIRSDNAL obwm8d with your weight? If you are suffering from anorexia or bulimia and 8re interested in joining a self-help group composed of others in your situation, call Marie at 746-6036. SCWL Subllmlnels (as advertised on T.V.), improve your grad8s the easy way with subliminal audio cassettes 60 minutes, 100,000 positiveaffirmationsl Programs now available: Passing Exams with Flying Colors; Increase Your Memory Power; Reading with Retention/Comprehension; Effective Speaking; etc. Please phone Paul, 742-7481.

oly male executive, successful but lonely, wishes to meet gay or bi-males for discrete friendship and social outings. No strings. Also, accomodation in fully furnished home with parking and bus at door available. Rent reasonable. Must like pets. Serious replies ,only please. Doug. 658-3387. Tdl, slim male seeks consoling femele for meaningful relationship. Experience not required. Call Chris at 885-4955. No neanderthals please.

Too fat? Drop the pie. Look into my

I think I drank too much. The next thing I remember the sun w8s shining in 8 strange neighbourhood and there was a collection of assorted underthings in my knapsack - A satisfied WatPub customer. LOST -S&r M@e&eol signet ring. Very old. Great sentimental v8lue. Lost March 17th in Bombshelter. Reward. %8Se phone 747-2549.

eyes. M8dame will guess your weight. p’. X will do the rest. Kiss me babe.

Why da they use college studenta

for sex flicks and beer ads? W8tPub’s Summer ‘89. (Leave your inhibitions at home).

PWWD Rln@ W Men’s school ring found in PAC looker room. Mentiw 8nd it’s yours. Call David 8t 746-5264 after 7:oo pm.

CALENDAR 2AlUIpDAY

MARCH

madmnalEaster, &Ibrstion at Joeeph Schns&r Haua, 406 Queen St. S. Kitchener. At 2:W and 3:oO pm&nnsylv8nia Germ8n songs and hymns. Contact Ann8 Chago 8t 742-7752* vld#tur EwW. At Woodside, boyhood home of William Lyon Mackenzie King, 528 Wellington St. S. Kitchensr. Egg decorating, 1890’s fashion, caster c;Md making and more, 1:oO - 4:oO pm. Sat and Sun phone 742-5273. EmW Vlgll Swvice. 8:oOpm. Lutheran Csmpur Ministry, Keffer Chapel, MS 6ridrer St. 8t Albert.

SUIIDAY

MARCH

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Mmndb Easter Celebrstion at Joseph Schneider Haus, 486 Queen Street South, Kitchener. At 2 pm. 8 demonstration of a 19th century style singing school. For mor8 information cAlI Anne Ch8fe 7427752. w &tvlv* of Holy Communion 11 :oO am, Lutheran Campus Minietty, Keffer Chapel, WLS Bricker St. at Al-’

. Emtar Sunrba Service. 7:oo 8rfr. 8t the Village Church et Doon Heritage Crossro8dq.R .R.2 Kitchener . 7481314.

MDNDAY

MARCH

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knw IGeneral Meeting, 7:30 pm. CC 135. New Members’ workshop at 7:oO pm. All Welcome. CUS0 Mfm meeting at Kitchener PuMic Librsry, 8S Queen St N. at 7:oO pm. Mt. & Mrs. Erb will talk about end show slides on their sgricultural work in Papua New Guinea. Cbwmr ~L;I;

GMh. This week - ‘The ReJedi” with the short ‘The “, Movies start at 8:oO pm. in the0mpus Centre Great Hall and are free of charm. UW Flbn Society presents ‘Vintage” (Hynek Bocrrn, &?ch&ov8ki8, 1982) at 7 pm. in UWs East Campus Hall Rm. 1219. This is 3rd in Czech film series. Call 885-l 2 11, x3709. UW 0-x meets in CC 138B at 8:OO. Help plan opposition to Armx ‘89 - Canads’s biggestweaponsexpo. Call 884-2414. 8cnb4k Plrynr Club. meeting at 7:30 pm.’ in MC 3012, Mathematics and Computer, UW. Bring boards and dictionaries. Phone 579-3695 for details. Game Boards in many languages available. drnnr Dly - presented by Watsfic. Games of all manner and form will be demonstrated. Come out to the CC Gre8t Hall and participate or spectate. From 9:oO am. to 6:oO pm.

FRIDAY Lutheren dudent movement supper progrem presents, “Poverty in Ontario” with Dave Pfrimmer. 5:oO - 7:oO pm. 177 Albert St. at Seagram.

DEADLINES For Cl-assif ieds and Calendar Mondays at 5 pm. .__*.4_..1.......-.._I-

MARCH

UW Band Concert at 8:oO pm. Humanities Theatre, UW. Admission $5 students/$3 seniors. Tickets avail%ble at the Conrad Grebel College music office, the UW Theatre Centre and at thedoor. Call 885-0220, ext. 26 for i nform%tion. Sponsored by Conrad Grebal College Music Department and the UW Creative

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MONDAY

Ths Jewish Students’ Association presents Bagel Brunches every Monday and Thursday from 11:30 - 1:30 in CC 110 or CC 135 (check with the Turnkeys). Drop in for bagels, juice, conversation and fun!

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cNeS8 f0~ both casual 8nd serious players. CC 110,7:00 pm. - l&W pm. For more info contact Leigh Ahtii, 747-2865 or Tony Jackson, 747. 1498.

$Wt Tu Service. learn about tax reform. Bring your tax slips to th8 Campus Centre from 5:30 to .7:30 pm. Sponsored by LEeTAX Services 746-

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TUESDAY

Dp you think you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous c8n help. Call 742-63 83. Weekly meetings open to the public. 3 pm. Vrll8ge Two Conference Room (beside main off&e). TIte Womyn’s Group meets in CC 135 (usually) at 830 pm. Come out and enjoy movie nights, educational evenings, dances, road tripe, casual discussions. For weekly events call 884GLOW or list8n tb 94.5 FM, Thursdays from 6-8 pm.

m ttOuw of Debates meets at 5:30 pm. iri St. Jerome’s, room 229. New members will atways be welcome. Sbcknt Tu Service. Barn about tax reform. Bring yaw tax slips to the Csmpus Centre from 5:30 to 7;30 pm. Sponsored by LEQTAX Services, 7460495.

WEDNIIDA+ WaMfk m meeting. All friends of the computer please ‘attend. lf you enjoy Scifi book8, comics, role playing games or would like to find out what we’re all &out, meet in the Clubs Room of the CC at 600 pm. To disobey the computer is treason. Amneety InternrtioneC Group 118. Come join the conspiracy of hope. Work on behalf of prisoners of conscience throughout the world. Everyone welcome. CC 135,7:30 pm. , Laymen’s Evrngellcal Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome. IMF Top Secret. There @as been 8 report of disturbances at 6:OO pm. Wednesday evenings. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to investigate these meetings in the Clubs Room of the CC. WATSFIC, the group holding these meetings are reported to prOp8g8t8 sciencs fiction, comic books, movie nights and gam- . ing. Use extreme caution. GLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) operate a coffee house every Wednesday in room 110 of the Campus Centre at UW from 9:oO pm. until 11 :oO pm. All are welcome. Call 884GLOW for mor8 information.

8cUWDAY bm’8 Evmgdkal Fellows)rip Evening Service. 163 University &e., W., Apt. 321 (MSA). 7:00 pm. All are wetcome. Huron Clmpus Ministry is sponsoring a Bible Class for students and others on The Bode of Revelation. 9:oO am. thro.ughout the term. At ‘The Church in the Woods”, 209 Baaringer Road, across from Parkside. Chaplain Graham E. Morbey leads the clues.

Plry 001 Beginners invited to Go Classes at 7~00 pm. B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040. Free playingtime for a.ll players at 7130 pm. Call ext. 4424 or ext. 6887.

DW “old County Games, Here andNow”sttheMuseum &Archiveof Games, Mstthewe H8II. Multicultural games from Germany, the Mediterranean, the Orient and Carib&8n cultures. weekdays 9m 8fTh to 6:W pm., Sundays 1:00 em. to 5:oO pm. Admission frie. Ext. 4424. Mw~ln Cvnpur Ministry is sponsoring a Bible Class for students and others on The Book of Revelation. 9:00 am., Sundays. The Church in the Woods,. 209 Bearin(ler Road across from Parkside. Chaplain Graham E. Morbey 18&S the class. Fm m for the hearing impaired. The Canadian Hearing S&ety ten provide notetakers, sign language or oral interpreters and listening devicw to make your stud& easier. For more information, cont8ct ESS Cu-ordinator, Ihe Canedian Hesring So. ciety, 271 Sp8dina Rd.,Toronto M5R 2vj. (418~~9595. May ‘89 G&s. tf you have not obtained permanent employment upon graduation, join the ARS. We are located in Career Services, NH 1001. n Hours -‘8:30 am. to 4:s pm. Fm ~ barrels, may be reserved by celling Tri-Tech Recycling at 747-2226. Barrels may be picked up after April 1, 1989. Delivery can also be arranged for a minimal charge. For more information contact the Co-ordinator Solid WaSte Operations at 8859426.

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