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Small change w a s the order of the evening, as the Federation of Students held its Annual General Meeting on March 28. The most hotly contested motion concerned a 70 cent increase in Fed fees, and a pool demanding 25 cents circulated in Needles Hall 3001 to guess when the meeting would end. The first agenda item w a s the customary appointment of the Board of Directors of the Federation of Students Corporation. This consists of the three executive members and four other councillors selected by the members. The executive, of course, is President Dave Readman, Vice-president (university affairs) Fran Wdowcsvk. and 1rice-~iesident (operations and f:inance) Tim Collins. The other ftour Board members for 1989-90 re Karen Gregory, Ben Rhody, ALoger Tudor, and John Herbert, lone of whom are strangers to ouncil. In a losing cause, Ivan 2:ahra commented that "like the P)resident-elect, I am lacking in xperience." This elicited sevral chortles. The next formality was a reiew of the past "exciting p a r " ~y outgoing President Adam :hamberlain. He boasted that 'ederation Hall's mort age was he onlv outstanding f e b t held

by the Feds, and lauded such practical purchases a s the button-maker and Scoop's yogurtmaker. Chamberlain listed the computerization of the Federation office, and purchases of the safety van and video equipment, a s further useful investments in '88-89. He also stressed the per-, sonnel changes within the Federation: O m b u d s p e r s o n M a t t Erickson. Bombshelter manager Dave Playfair, and Fed Hall assistant manager Mike Tory. The student life building is now on the horizon, said Chamberlain, with administration opposition a year-and-a-half-ago changing to a "general consensus supporting it." Discussed a s well w a s the Fed fee increase. Is seventy cents too much to ask for? Some, including Math councilors John Herbert and Paul Obeda, thought so. They argued that the operating budget surplus of about $40,000 and the allocation of $300,000for Fed Hall renovations, without having to borrow, proved that the Federation did not need an increase in student revenue at this time. Arts~epresentativeTim Jackson, Matt Snell, and outgoing VPOF Shane Carmichael countered that the hike w a s only consistent with inflation: 4.1 per cent, and that a small increase now avoided having to ask t h

( ~ornbsheltercrowds after the AGM. student body for a big piece of cash later. This is procedurally important, since increases equal to or less than the inflation rate can be approved by calling a general meeting, while ones larger than that must be put to a student referendum. Thomas White spoke against the motion for the hike, saying "if we don't need the money, why

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screw the students?" Obeda added: "leave the money in the student's pocket." Another concerned member opined that the Feds "shouldn't be afraid of areferendum." C~rrnichaelfavoured the motion, saying that referendums should be reserved for "major projects" involving large capi'tal Continued on page 3

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Johnlly"the wild Texas albino" Winters, at Stages on March 21. The local locos got injected with a potent dose of electrlc blues from the "geetar" doctor. Notice the rattlesnakes and star burst tattoos. photo by Pot. St(1thlr

The Federation of Students have sent a letter to Andrew Brandt, leader of the Ontario P.C. party askingfor the resiphation of Cam Jackson from his position a s Education Critic. The letter is in response to a letter from Jackson that appeared in the University of Toronto paper The Newspaper the day before an OFS referendum was held at that university; the university voted against membership in OFS. Jackson's letter was critical of the OFS, stating that U of T didn't need to be part of the OFS to be effective. As well, he denied that OFS deserved any credit for the success of the exclusionary bylaw legislation that he had introduced. "We were flabbergasted," said Duncan Ivison, OFS Campaign Researcher, of Jackson's letter. "We were shocked and upset that he chose to air his views the day before the vote." Jackson had showed support for the OFS until then. The reaction of the OFS was to

immediately send a letter to Andrew Brandt, stating that Jackson had become someone they could no longer work with. The letter asked for Jackson to be removed from his post. "I can only conclude that either Mr. Jackson is extremely caught up in petty politics or he is quite stupid," said Adam Chamberlain in his letter to Brandt. "Whether or not Mr. Jackson disagrees with some of the policies of the OFS is irrelevant." In conversation with departing vice-president (university affairs) Wendy Rinella, Jackson had referred to the OFS as "a wing of the NDP." "He's way off grounds" said Rinella. "He stuck his nose in where he shouldn't have been," she said. Her sentiments echoed those expressed in Chamberlain's letter, which said lackson w a s "meddling." Shelley Potter, OFS Chairperson, Edith Gameau, Chairperson-elect and several other OFS .representatives will meet with C a m Jackson a n d A n d r e w Brandt April 11 to discuss the situation.

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Part of UW’s increased iivolvement was the designing of an improved “tag set” for identifying components of an entry and the development of software to : find outdated definitions. Tompa and Gannet 61~0 created two text management and retrieval programs, PAT and GOEDEL. PAT allows the user to find words, locate a word if only the definition is known, discover words which, say, end with zop or pick out words for which their is a citation from , Douglas Wright. GOEDEL, which will not be completed uhtil the end of the year, supports the text management system arid is a more powerful text manipulation software then PAT, There are plans to put the new 43ED on a compact disc; howl . ever, if you have just got to get that 20~volume set onto your bookself now, it will cost you $3,125 Canadian. The dictionary is on-line I in the OED Centre in the Davis Centre, but hey, at less then a hundredth of a cent an entry who could pass upsuch a deal.

supplement was added because the endeavor was already so far out of date. Four more supple.ments were added to the collection between lSi2 and 1986. As the final of these four supplements was being completed i_r! 1983, the ‘Oxford Univemity Press realized their present method of maintaining the OED was a losing battle. The Oxford University Press decided to look to corn uter technology to soltie its pro 1 lem. That is where UW came onto the scene. In 1984, UW was selected over fourteen commercial inetitutions, to enter into a partnership with the Oxford University Press, International Computaprint Corporation in Washington Pennsylvania and IBM [UK], to computerize the l&volume dictionary. . Originally UW was to develop the data base which would store the 530,845,788 bytes of information, and the software to allow the OED to be updated, However, as‘the project got underway, the university’s involvement escalated.

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The Senate Committee for the Distinguished Teacher Award has announced the 1989 aalec- ’ Cantinubd from page I tions for the award. The award, ciutlays, He also noted that the given in recognition of a con$300,000 for Fed Hall and the tinued record of teaching excelFederation’s lack ,of short- term lence at UW,’ is open to all those debt was‘ made possible by conwho teach students at UW, not just those holding faculty ap- , sistbnt surpluses. Stephen Mare kan called the hike “just good pointments. The committee, consisting of management.” Despite the vocal opposition, the motion was three undergraduate students; by a huge margin (Hello, two graduate students, one passed $19.20). alumnus, four members of faThe next motion resolved that culty; and the Vice-President, Peter Klungel, former External Academic and Provost as Chairand Academic man, has met twice since mid-, Commissioner Researcher for the Federation, be February to consider the 25 named an honourary member. eligible nominations. The motion was passed almost The 1989 recipients of the unanimously. This means that award are (in alphabetical Klungel will be able to enjoy. Fed order): D.G. Dixon, biolog de- services, partment; J* Forster, Frenc K devote. 1 but won’t be able to partment: G.R. McBoyle, The executive then aimed to geography dbpartment; R.E. Van make it easier to name these hoHeeswijk, electrical engineering norary members, by moving to department, x amend a bylaw so that this could happen by a vote of council rather than by members, which ’ has to wait for a General Meeting. It was soundly defeated, as Markan and Jackson both felt that the process of naming hdnorary members should be a

Student Obituaries’

Karen Mark - Karen, who was in the Chemical Engineering at UW until July 1987, died of pneumonia Friday, March 24 at 7 a.m. at .Princess Margaret Hospital in Toronto, She was was 22-yearsold. She had had leukemia for two

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sober and formal one, and that this outweighed expediency. . Support for the remaining motions was virtually unanimous. I The bylaw governing the Board. of Internal Liaison was modifibd to recognize athletics more expljcitly, and a Cobrae Evaluation Commission’was added to the Board of Academic Affairs. This body will look after implementation of the proposed Course Evaluation program, Under the Board of Communications, the Newspaper and Video Commissions were altered, and a Media Relations Commission was added to complete and distribute press releases. The Public Issues Board gained a new AIDS Awareness Commission to promote education and awareness about the AIDS virus. A motion was ratified to allow another member of the BOG to be rianied a signing authority of the Federation under unusual circutistancss. The meeting was adjourned at precisely 9:~) p-m., making outgoing Imprint editor Mike Brown the giddy pool winner,

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F.ed exec. ,report C’ard With Tuesday night’s Federation of Students’ Annual General Meeting, the power to represent the students of UW and partially control a budget of more than one million dollars passed to new hands. As we wind down another academic term and year, we reflect on the performance of the Students’ Council and, especially, the executive. The university’s triumvirate of Chamberlain, Rinella, and Carmichael had ups, downs, and fun along the way. Following, Imrint looks at their thoughts on the year% diverse issues, from a Eeauty pageant to student course evaluations, from maintaining a national lobbying voice to having as many roommates as you want. Oh yeah, and Homecoming, too.

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Past President Adami Chamberlain “I feel I accomplished what 1 wanted to. It is tough, you would like to do big things, but it is tough to do tangible things,” said Adam Chamberlain of his term as president of the Federation of Students. Chamberlain says. he spent most of his time “troubleshooting, acting as a mediator and making sure the Federation stayed healthy. ” “The organization has held and hopefully it will become healthier as time goes on,”

“This is one of the healthiest student governments on a Canadian campus,” Chamberlain boasts. Carmichael says Chamberlain was a good person to- develop ideas with and let his managers manage. “He has a quiet style of managing.” The work done on the fundin and tuition resolution, whiz ii will be presented to the Board of Governors at their April meet-

“Oni of the healthiest student goveWnents” a I ing, is also something ‘Chamberlain is roud of. “The resolution would E ave been very different if we [the students] were not involved.” While Chamberlain’s name will long be forgotten when a student -life building is built

within the next decade, he can be credited withgetting the ball rolling. Chamberlain was the chairman of a Federation committee which researched and submitted a proposal to the university. Chamberlain says he is very happy with the speakers brought in by the Public Issues Board and the work done by,the Cotimunications Board. “I don’t take credit for the work done, * but as part of my job is being a catalyst, I do take pride in it.” One of Chamberlain’s election promises involved initiating student run course/professor- evaluations. “We laid really good ground work, it will still take a few years to get flying.“. Chamberlain, who ii tying the knot next June, says he is. waiting to find out if he has been accepted to law school. As far as politics go, Chamberlain says it was interesting bult does not plan on getting back into that iambit to% SOOT.

“Surviving was my biggest achievement,” quipped Shane Carmichael. Carmichael, as the Federation of Student’s Vice-president of Operations and Finance, made things interefting on the UW campus in more ways than one. Apathy saw its strong hold on UW students loosened with the success of such events as Canada Day, Orientation Week and Homecoming. The strings to the Fed purse where also loosened sometimes a bit too much. According to Carmichael, his term’ went “fairly well, except for the non-confidence motion.” During a student council meeting in November, council cuffed many of Carmichael’s powers and passed a non-conlldence ’ motion to curb the influence he could have had over Winterfest and Cultural. Carivah (both events were held in February) in response to Homecoming 1988 , being $4,500 over-budget. Carmichael, however, defends his Homecoming budget. “Homecoming came off well, tie got the students and Federation entrenched in the events. Before it was just one pub, now there is a lot to do.” ’ In the long-run, ’ despite the controversy, Carmichael feels Homecoming turned out for the . best, - “We-came up with a good

Surviving “biggest achievement” concept, The money laid out now ensures growth.” Expanding on the non-confidence motion, Carmichael says he was “disappointed that people made decisions before they knew all the facts.” “The reason people were coming at me was more a matter of personality (conflicts) then issues. If those councilors [who made the con-confidence motion] were really acting in the best interests of students, why did they not come up to me bef&e the, counci? meeting and say, Continued 011page 5.

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Wendy Rinella looks back on her term a8 Vice-President (University Affaira) with no real regrete. Her highlights of the year include the student refugee program, UW’8 membership extension in the Canadian Federation of Students, and removal of the Miss Oktoberfest pageant from campus. But ahe insists the areas of progress are many, and no cringle issue stand8 out. Rinella was recently involved with bringing a refugee student to UW under the eponeorship of the Federation of Students. TheWaterloo Student Housing Uutreach Program or WATSROP, is another Fed achievement of which Rinella is proud. This program provides a link between the student8 and the municipality, especially in housing matters.

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houses and the Phillip Street CoNeil Bovd, the cbairuerson of operative townhouses have the Board” of Academii Affairs, reduced the immediacy of the aaid that a skeleton system, inproblem. volving perhaps fifty couraea, CFS membership is vital for should be in place by this fall. UW students, RineIla said, beThis schedule depends upon the cause of the importance of a na-, staff available in the spring term tiofial student voice. Current to flesh out the system’s implethreat8 to post-secondary educa- . mentation. tion, such a8 deregulation of tuiRinella’s campaign endorsed tion, can best be dealt with on ,a introducing student representanational level. In response to tives on professor hiring cornconcern8 about weighted voting mittees. She admitted no real in the CFS, she noted that the progress was made toward this only way to change the organizagoal, but said that change8 to tion’s internal structure is by these committees would require being a member. a sizable “graaaroots movement” Both Rinella and Presidmt from students. Adam Chamberlain’ in their j She chose to accentuate the election platforms, ‘pledged to establish a course evaluation program. The process ha8 been started, as council ha8 approved the evaluation proposal in prin-ciple, and sent it to the associate dean of each faculty. .

positive, and complimented her fellow executive members, Adam Chamberlain and Shane Carmichael, on a job well done. When asked, they provided similarly admirable comments about Rinella’s performance. +The challenge8 Rinella 8888 for ‘her successor include further discussion8 on a student life building and fighting tuition deregulation. She softened her earlier opinion that VPUA position should be a full-time job all year round, instead of the current eight months. A full-time position would attract !ess competition because of the added time commitment, she said.

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Past-exec -rated high The Federation of Students. rode the same roller’ coaster in 1988-89 a8 is usual in student politics, but the ride wa8 probably smoother than most,, From the perspective of March, 8ome Stu. dents’ Council members looked back on Adam, Wendy, Shane, - and the’year that was. Paul Obe&, a veteran,Math Co-op representative, was “satisfie”d with the year,” and felt that it did not have any “unexpected controversy.” The only exception to this peaceful picture he cited was the stormy No. vember in which then-VPOF Shane Carmichael was met with. a non-confidence motion after

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hey what is going-6here?” “They were more concerned - with hanging me out to dry. That is why I didn’t resign. They were not acting in the best interests of ‘the Federation and my resignation wouldn’t have been in the

overshooting on the Homecoming budget. The debate o&r the Oktoberfest pageant wa8 ,,certainly heated, Ubeda admitted, but it was expected. “They’ve argued about that for twenty*years.” He complemented the whole executive on a competent performance, and aing!ed out Wendy Rinella’s work a.8 -VPUA a8 “a great job.” Brian Jahtzi, a first-time Arts Co-op councilor in 1988-89,. had a slightly more exciting viewpoint on the year: “It was, uh, eventful, to say the least.” Among his most memorable issues were CFS membership ex-

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Federation’s best interests either,” Out-going. Federation President, Adam Chamberlain, agrees some councilors “were just slinging mud.” But he also feels Carmichael’s “interpersonal skills leave something to be de-

New Studetits’ Councillors elected The newly elected students’ council for 1989-90 met for the first time on March 28, just before the annual general meeting. Presiding for the first time were President Dave Readman, VPOF Tim Collina, and VPUA Fran Wdowcsyk. Much of the meeting served to familiarize new council member8 with the formalities, and to introduce 8ome new items. Appointment of chairpersons to t’he various boards was the main order of business. All of the positions need an appointee for the spring term, and, another for the fall 1989 and winter 1090 terms. Here’s the chairpersons to date: Board of Entertainment-Roger Tudor [Spring), Steve Greiner(Fall/Winter); Creetive Arts Board - Steven Markan (S), Sandra Serafani[F/W); International Students Board - Charu Gupta (F), Derek Osborne(W); Board of Academic Affaiv - Rosario Dimartino (F); Public Iesuea Board - Stephen Lee (F,W); Board of interaal Liaison - Terry Playford (S), Martha DeGannes (F,WJ. There are still some positions open for all three of the terms in 1989-90.

Anothermotion created a committee to raise awareness about the Canadian Federation of Students and prepare for a CFS meeting in Sackville, New Brunswick, May 15-20. This body will consist of two representatives from each faculty: one from the society and one council member. The next Students’ Council meeting will take place on May 28.

tension and the campaign to remove the Oktoberfest pageant. He commended the Public Issues Board for the excellent group of speakers that visited the campus, including such luminaries a8 Stephen Lewis and Helen Caldicott. Jantzi also mentioned the Board of Academic Affairs’ niovement on the courseeevaluation program. A general end-of-term intoxication seemed to focus a soft lense on the problems of the past year, and even the Homecoming budget was euphemistically called “an error in judgement” by more than a few of those involved,

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.me awake” sired.” “Shane has a really big heart, its the size of a Mac truck. The problem is he cannot convince people he doe8 care,” added Chamberlain. Carmichael says nothing really stands out in his mind when it comes to achievements. He does mention the Feds are now well established in many major events. “1 worked hard aqd recognized the importance of accomplishing this. Events the Feds ran were successful in that way.” How about the press? Do you feel you were unfairly treated by the Imprint? ‘+Ido think coverage wa8 unfair, Not all the facts always came out in the paper.” Carmichael also feels the Imprint seneationaliged events surrounding him and did’ not address. the real problems. From his term as VPOF, Carmichael feels he learned a lot about people, and how to be per3istent in order to achieve goals. Carmichael added he ha8 learned that “sometime8 problem8 cannot be solved in traditional ways, so you must change .the system.”

Carmichael plans on finishing off the last year of his science program in the fall; howevtir, he is not leaving student politics; Carmichael sits a8 a councilor on the Federation.

Carmichael’8 term in office may have been summed up most accurately by Chamberlain: “Shane kept me awake.”

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tAction urged on.worldl,prob~lems. by Marc Brzuatowaki Imprint staff

“I realized thtit, for the last 18 years, I’ve been struggling around the world to save an earth that’s dying.” Encompassing the destruction of forest8 around the world, the greenhouse effect, ozone depletion, nuclear power and global thermonuclear war, Dr. Helen Caldicott gave a grim proghosis on the state of a very sick patient planet Earth. Caldicott, who founded International Physicians for the Prevention of Nuclear War, is well known for the National Film Board film If You Love This Planet, Physicians for Social Responsibility, the organization she rebliilt from almost nothing, won the 1985 Nobel Peace Prize . for its work to end the nuclear arms race. . In her native Australia, she said,that all men above 65 years of age have some form of skin 1 cancer. and that the incidence of skin cancer is high and increasing. She attributed these cancers to ozone layer damage, damage -that she said could be repaired if only the forests currently being chbpptid, bulldozed and burned were left to return oxygen to the atmosphere where it partially reverts to ozone. Off theeast coast of the United States up to one third of all fish caught have cancer, she told the PAC audience: it’s “an ominous premonition of what’s going to happen to us.” She spoke about, Canada’s beautiful lakes: “they’re clean, crystal clear, because they’re dead.” She reminded the audience that d Canadian forests are dying f&m acid rain. In a news conference before her talk, Dr, Caldicott explained that to save one of the remaining ’ stands of eucalyptus trees in

earth or th;e short term economic profits of these immensely wealthy corporations who are doing grossly immoral things to the planet?” She then explained how the world’s governments spend one trillion dollars each year on themilitary, twenty percent of that on nuclear weapons: She explained how corporationa, especially in the United States, cannot afford no1 to produce for the military. Seventy-five per cent profits draw productive capacity- out of civilian sectors where profit margins average only 15 per cent: it is socialism for

Dr. Helen Caldicott spoke at UW last Wednesday March 22. photo by Marc Brqumwakl a- n.-Australia, “I got arrested for the “Your uranium in Canada has first time in my life, and I’m pre- I been used largely for the weapared now to go to jail to save the pons program in the United trees... because the treeg can States, so you’re handmaidens to partly reverse the ozone destructhe death of the earth. You can tion and the greenhouse effect.. stop it.” I’m going to go to jail. I have no“People have to start using thing to lose,” their democracy, and I don’t Caldicott reserved no judgemean voting once every four xnents on Canada’s role in the nu- - years, I mean educating themclear arms race. “You shouldp’t selves first then educating their be- pert of NATO... you’re bein‘g politicians.” used like Australia ia, you’re serThe Montreal Protocol, which vile, and servility doesn’t denote requires ‘countries to reduce true friendship, it denotes slavtheir CFC by 50 per cent by the .ery .” Caldicot t insisted Canada year 2OOO,is not enough she inshould not be testing cruise and sisted: “All indications are that stealth cruise missiles, first it ‘must be stopped now.” But, strike nuclear weapons, allow“the corporations say that it’s ing B-52 overflights or exporting too expensive to stop now, uranium to nations that produce Bugger the corporations. Are we nuclear weapons. concerned about the fate of the

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ism for the rest of us, she notes. She briefly mentioned ARMX ‘89, the largest weapons exhibition and military trade fair in Canadian history, to be held in Ottawa frdm May 23-25, as an example of this trillion dollar spending spree. Dr, Caldicott described the distribution of we.alth in North America, wheie QO per cent of the people have almost no assets and 5 per cent control more than 50 per cent of the wealth. “The corporations are going to take over your country.” She also talked about Third World nations, and the threat their people pose to the corporations that run the government, corporatjons .who search the world over for the cheapest labour costs. “If any of those countries go like Cuba -become free - America will lose its slave states.” She had a private meeting with Ronald Reagan in the early 19809, arrafiged by the president’s daughter herself, to talk to him about the nuclear crisis. He pulled from his pocket a note, which he then read t’o her. The note - Reagan said it came from his intelligence sources - ei-

plained hoti people in the peace movement were KGB dupes or Soviet agents. The same accusa.tions had been published in Reader’s Iligest the week befdre the meeting. Caldicott insisted she is not anti-American. At the time of her meeting with Reagan, around 80 per cent of the American people were in favour of a nuclear freeze: Reagan had just labelled most of his own popul& tion communist subversives, she said. The environmental and -nuclear issues are “both as important as each other.” But, Caldicott believes that nuclear disarmament is now possible because of Gorbachev and his unilateral initiatives. She likened the Soviet leader to Jesus Christ because he “turns the other cheek, walks the extra’mile,” and contrasted his unilateral 19. month nuclear test ban with the Reagan-Bush -buildup that had five new. nuclear bombs produced each day. Bush and his Secretary of State Baker are “waiting for Gor‘bachev to fail... when the major. ity of citizens in the world desperately want nuclear disar-mament. If we lose Gorbachev, we’ve lost it, the world’s doomed, (Bush and Baker) need to be hospitalized for the public health of the world.” In the 1970s Caldicott led an effort to ban the export of uranium from Australia. She went to the unions “and told them about the medical consequences of nuclear power .and uranium mining with specificreference to the effect of radiation upon their testicles. Thai made them understand the genetic ramifications of what they would be doing. Even though they knew they would lose jobs, they voted that

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Phnet going to hell in a’ handbasket Continued fkom page 6 they would not mine or export uranium.” She made explicit the ties between nuclear power and nuclear weapons. Nuclear power, unlike AIDS, “will produce an epidemic the likes of which the world has never’ seen before..# producing many more genetic diseaaes down the time track and millions and millions and millions of cases of cancer for the rest of time: that’s what nuclew power means. Nuclear power in the long term is-far more dangerous to the earth than the greenhouse effect.” She blasted the nuclear industry for pushing nuclear power as an answer to pollution and global warming and, regarding the industry’s claims that radioactive waste can be stored safely underground, said “they’re lying.” “The tip of the iceberg is obd vious, in the United States, around the weapons ‘plants where all of them have produced massive quantities of radioa& tive pollution and [the department of energy) has lied about it. People have been inhaling plutonium, breathing in uranium and radioactive toxins, and it’s been concentrating in their food. That’s a glimpse of what the fuI ture holds.” Estimates on the cleanup costs go as high as $170 billion, but “you can’t clean it up. There’s been a huge covbr-up.” “My prime minister in Aus tralia was edged out by the CIA in 1975.u not to understand how the CIA operates is living in fantasy land, and they’re everywhere. In Australia they’ve irrfiltrated our unions, both political parties: they plant atiicles in the media that are cooked up, and not really true, You must un* derstand the CIA because they’re really the private army of the corporationa, and they do what they want with impunity, North was a typical example, and of the men who worked with North, Singlaub is now in the Philippines financing the death squads... In a frightening, scary way we’re just losing our auto-

nomy, and it’s happening to , you.” One of the founders of Green Labour in Australia, Caldicott hopes to make the Labour Party anti-nuclear and pro-environment, and is interested in running for office. Currently she is concentrating on building an educational base in Australia, In her talk, Caldicott mentioned two companies in Waterloo: Raytheon and Hewlett Packard; the latter wishes to build on the campus-and “is one of the biggest corporations in the States working on nuclear weapons and first strike systems, and so is Raytheon.” Commenting on the role of the university in the nuclear arms race, Caldicott said that “to teach students and send them into corporations who are preparing to exterminate life on earth, you could almost compare that to the situation in Germany in the 194Osl.. but it’s more wicked you see, because it’s the . whole earth. Who finahces much of this university but corpora-, tions who are heavily involved ‘in the first strike system? Most of the money.available to’employ engineering, physics and mathematics students comes from the military corporations... The kids who graduate in those areas and get those jobs will be working to degtroy the planet upon which their very survival depends.?

could begin to address human puppets of the U.S government, a’rm: “wouldn’t it be great if they and environmental problems. how your Free Trade Act will couldn’t get any more tritium?” “That money would feed eveCaldicott’s message cuts impinge seriously upon your auryone, clothe everyone, house tonomy, how you’re part of the across the generations. Speaking I out to her own generation she exeveryone, educate everyone and first strike system.” s save the environment. But how Caldicott also addressed On- horts that “you can’t just leave it do you control the people who tario Hydro’s plans to export trita the kids. We’ve done it.*How dare we leave a world like this are doing it? Do it through demo- _ tium to the United States where for them? What about grey cracy because the people who it will go into bombs, yet another power?” Caldicott is fifty years are doing it are in a democracy. example of how Canada fuels the It’s mostly the Western world.” arms race. Weapons reactors in old. To the students in’ the au- ’ . dience she proclaimed “YOU What deeply distresses her is _ the U.S. that produce tritium young kids better get on with the how “the media are determining* have been closed down, and Dara revolution in the fate of the earth. If they relington’s tritium removal facility . revolution,,. thinking and &on.” ported nuclear war the way they will soon be on-line again. If “It could happen tonight.” She reported AIDS, we’d have nuenough public pressure can be was talking about nuclear war, clear disarmament within a coubrought to bear on the utility and ple of years, bilaterally. They are the provincial and federal go- by accident or design. Launchdeciding whether or not the . vernments, then an export lion-Warning, the system now in earth lives or dies, and at the mocense for the substance may be place to launch missiles against the Soviet Union, is fully compument I see the media heading withheld. Tritium decays relaterized, finally removing from more and more toward the Peotively rapidly and the Pentagon mere humans the burden of deple magazine culture. Why aren’t has expressed the fear that withthey writing about the really sigout new supplies they may have cidiirg the fate of the earth. “The whole thing is clearly and utnificant issues that are hap.pento begin to decommission their ing in-Canada: how you’re just warhe’ads and unilaterally dis- ’ terly insane?

Caldicott was blunt on: the issue of ‘military employment: “Well, of course it’s an individual decision like whether you build a gas oven or not, There are fundamental ethical and moral problems involved in this which have never really been faced by the human race ‘before. Life is not about getting jobs in this day and age. Life’s ibout- saving the earth.” But, “you’ve got a big dilemma here because look at the presence of these corporations on the campus.” Caldicott has not given up hope; pointing to the one trillion dollars s ent on the military an-nually, s Re maintained that were this moneys redirected, nations

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mixed habitat far, oraankations Another insignificant event ha pens tpdky. At midnight tonight another Imprint editor wi P1 expire. After four years at this university - three of them spent in the bowels of Imprint, I am probably one of the more cynical bastards oh this campus; yet, I remain convinced, that in terms of the average person you meet in residence or in the lecture hall - a more down-to-earth and personable breed of student you will not find anywhere else. School nationalism w aside, my instincts, insights &nd gut feelings tell me that I and my peers were valued little for these qualities. Thepe is hope for the administration, however, as a commitment of a large sum of money to be put toward a new student life building looks like it will be in the offering. Today’s Canadian undergraduate class fits into this category labelled Generation X - or at least I think that is how some-pollster branded us. It seems we just missed the boat on being YUPPIES. Baby Boomers we are not, and anyone who Dr. Caldicott: a moralistic isn’t pensioned off is a post-war generation member making speaker with a lot of energy and that title obviously too vague. ambition, but what exactly is her1 Our no-name generation shows off its insecurity even here ‘at the good 01’ University of Waterlpo. A little evidence of message? Twenty years experience and social consc$ousness in-the pages of Imprint has some Generawhat can be termed as a deep tion,X members writing nervous letters-to-the-editor lobbyappreciation for the preciousing against lobbying. The status quo certainly has its teeth set 11888 of life seem to be the main tightly into our -balls of higher-learning, driving forces behind, her comI am. as guilty as others tattooed with an X on’their birth mand and ability to capture an certificate. I admit when I drink coffee, Lusually‘reach for a audience for an evening of doom and despair. Going on and on in styrofoam cup and I use at least two of those plastic stir sticks , quite sordid detail about the curper serving. problems, tragedies, and abThis, incidentally, is the last time which I wilLprobably be rent surdities with which our present published as I am changing careersXhe reason why I have to day technological achievements leave my intended career ofjourtialism isthat this pl’ace has tire leaving us, Dr. Caldicott somehow sapped all of my idealism: As evidence of this, I clearly emphasizes her beljefs admit that a journalist’s salary simply isn’t inviting enough - ’ that the world?s headed for qethere, spoken like a true ,co-op student (and I was a regular rious environmental and biologistream History student!]. cal detriments without some kind of large scale active change. There is definitely something positive to be said for the Right. informal side to the education which UW offels to students; Okay, got the message. But however, I think stud&its tend to be unfair to organizations ‘now what? I think a lot of people wh@h’are there to serve them+ When I hear someone charge left with the impression of that -Imprint or ihe Federation of Students or same other ’ were having been talked to by a powstudent organization has not been professional in some way, erful speaker with a .heavy emo- I laugh. tional impact but not a lot of I I laugh because ‘student organizations are amateu; organi,conclusive advice, leading to a zations, This does not give them a licence to be irresponsible redaction of either “so what” or that of overwhelming frustraor deceitful, but it does mean that most often the people who tion from not knowing where to are in charge required little or no previous experience, Stustart. % dent-run boards of directors often must learn the hard w-ay ’ when it comes to decision making and financial planning, I don’t think one person could especially at the University of Waterloo where cooperative say that at least at one point in education plays ‘havac with the continuity of any organizathe evehing they didn’t feel some tion, of her energy surging within themselves, The abruptness The mentality of some student organization critics is that with which she presents her arstudent volunteers should be made to work har’der and guments is almost enough to harder. Some students on this campus give the impression, in convince anyone of the serioustheir criticisms, that if a volunteer fails to write a story-for the ness of the problems she brings school newspaper about a bunch of Objectivists getting toto view (mostly environmental gether for a debate, or if a student politician promotes an in this talk] to the point of dropevent disastrously - that those volunteers should be fired or ping any present endeavours to something. devote time to a much more basic ’ I find this mentality offensive. This has ‘sometimes shone need in life - a suitable living environment for the present and through in my editor notes at the end of Qome letters I received over the last three terms. A lot of old adages could come in I the future. But what happens when Dr, Caldicott finishes talkhandy at this point. I will spare you, however, and just say ing, and everybody goes home? that the environment on this campus is ultfa-conducive for Where doe’s the energy come students to get inti’lved with the running of the school newsfrom after she’s pulled her plugs paper or government or Women’s Centre or rugby team or from the audience? whatever. It is time that student’s within this university community Dr. Caldicott talked about a revolution, a quiet revolution. To get off this track of hitting and running away from their very m what is she referring? Perhaps a own peers with criticism, revolution within oneself, an in-, trospective revolution starting Mike Brown with one’s own personal environment. Simply looking at personal living space can be a pretty good indication of where to start,

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the most uninspired, After all it is participate in’ I’m sure most this song beimprovements in home living can collectively make great differences, Ideas energyless person. something we all (living, that is). people have heard fore but,,, simple

like aeparating garbage, creating a compost heap for those who have space (not to be confused with a roomate’s closet as is sometimes the case), taking a knapsack to the grocery store instead of collecting more and more and more and more plastic bags to be stored away, putting the milk in your cup before the coffee so you don’t have to use one of those stupid little plastic sticks, are just a minuscule part of the possibilities available to the average Joe, and at what cost? It requires very little physical energy to include a coffee cup along with the other assorted things one lugs around day to’ day, as do most other conserving efforts. Quite simple. Then it’s a matter of values to decide what’s useful, what’s excessive, what’s harmful and what’s not. Dr. Caldicott came across at times as being fairly anti-technology, which has been claimed to be a downfall of her message, but you have to admit, although at this point in development we wouldn’t be able to turn back to

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simple manual lifestyle, there is a lot of stress on our habitat as a result of industry, large scale manufacturing, and energy development, and there are many improvements that can be made to lessen the detrimental impact. We really are quite excessive in some our needs. I mean after all, who really needs those stupid little plastic sticks for coffee anyway?

Where the real effort lies in any of the myriad of problems we face is in making a mental change. A change to becoming concerned end aware and making others aware is probably the hardest thing to accomplish. But it’s the best place to start. Not everyone is a Dr, Caldicottwith the ability to influence on a grand scale, but that’s not what is needed a.nyway. And I think that was the gist of her message last Wednesday evening. Start with the basics and work up from there. Get on with your own revolution and take some responsibility. Catharine Blott

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Reader questions OCP explanation To the editor, I would like to congratulate Imprint on its straightforward honesty, its total lack of hypocrisy, and its interesting use of a convergent argument in cancellina Mr. Kuelker’s column. The last thing the UW student body needs is to be exposed to columnists who are trying to convince readers of the truth of their viewpoint by using convergent evidence or unargued-for assumptions. We should therefore feel grateful that, irrespective of content, Imprint refuses to run articles which proceed in this manner. One is reminded of the brilliant reasoning used by Lyn McGinnis in his articles attacking the Biblical record of Jesus’ life; protesting against the conservative reaction in the United Church over the ordination of homosexuals, and painting a picture of the Ugly Canadian, For-. u

tunately, his assumptions were self-evident, his evidence linked rather than convergent, and his articles totally lacking any suggestion that people should convert to his viewpoint. More recently, examples of similarly airtight reasoning and assumptions, as well as a l&k of any desire to proselytize readers, have been found in Prof. Lefcourt’s attack on Islam, Mr. Stampo’s attack on SDI, Mr. Brzustowski’s never-ending attacks on the military, Mr. Thomson’s attack on free trade, and Prof, Anne Innis Dagg’s implied suggestion that women who adhere to traditional family values and want to bring up their own children like responsible adults (or at least give birth to them and put them up for adoption instead of killing them before they leave the womb]. Some readers may have gotten the obviously mistaken idea that Imprint is trying to limit expo-

sure to different points of view; I lumn was cancelled because his Ed Rae 4th yeer History especially those partial to the i views were opposed to the libera1 consensus that reigns on right of the NDP in military or campus. We all now know that social issues or to the right of the Since you’re not satisfied with the only objection. was due tc his my explanation, consider yourLibertarians on moral issues. style. self invited to read the full docuIt is obvious that Mr, Kuelker’s arguments could lead Thanks for being honest and mentation of the minutes from up frorut about it with us, Mike. ‘to such disastrous consequences the meeting of March 17. --Ed.as a belief in God; His concern with the affairs of men, the accountability of man for his actions and moral choices, or worst of all, a belief that Christianity is true, On a pragmatic level, then, it would be much safer for Imprint to just run the usual Leftist content to ensure the student body’s indoctrination aimed at belief in all religions as equally absurd, all morals subjective, by Michelle Biais American always wrong, and the Eastern bloc trustworthy Oppression, a conceptual word that often tends to intellectualenough to abandon military ize and hence dilute the reality of women’s position within sospending and testing, is comciety, can be defined as a number of systematically related forces, plet e. barriers and pressures arranged such that they jointly restrain, Everyone hates a hypocrite. restrict and prevent one from moving around them or passing Thankfully, no student could between them. Many people would deny that women are opever think that Mr. Kuelker’s copressed. Focus on any individual barrier in a woman’s life does not allow one to grasp its systematic relationship to every other . force and pressure that a woman enc0unter.s daily. One of the ways in which women are oppressed is the enforcement of the North American taboo against female hairness. The majority of women in North America spend a great deal of time, energy and m.oney ridding their bodiea of unwanted hair. They First, who. die-d? Jesus died. shave, pluck, bleach, medicinally destroy, chemically burn and Secondly, who made him God? electrically dislodge the hairs that grow on their legs, armpita, God made him God. “bikini line”, necks, chins, eyebrows, temples, and anywhere else Jesus is called the Son of God that they [read society, read men) think it should not grow, in the Bible; it has been proven Women do not enjoy the depilatory process. It is a nuisance, it is over and over that humans beget expensive and it is very often painful. If hair removal is such a (bear) humans, cats beget cats burden, why do women persist in doing it? and dogs beget dogs; as a result, It is extremely difficult for women to desist in the war against it is clear that God begets God. their own hair because the anti-hairiness taboo does not exist in Thus the Sun of God is God, isolation. It is part of a very carefully constructed andmaintained God entered into history through system, the ultimate goal of which is the continued control of Jesus Christ with a final goal of women and the preservation of male superiority. death for the salvation of all huSociety considers the ideal woman to be completely devoid of manity. hair except for the hair on her head. The fact that most women Lastly, you stated, you never naturally grow hair all over their bodies and that the amount, know when it’ll end. I will not length, colour, density, and consistency of that hair differs from dispute this fact. No one but God body part to body part and from one woman to the next meana that also knows when it will end. In no single woman is likely to meet the ideal. It is a goal that is the gospels, Jesus warns us to impossible to reach without some sort of physical manipulation, watch, and to keep alert and That this ideal woman can not naturally exist is evidence that pray, because we do not know women as women are not valued or considered attractive by our when the end will come. society. They are desired only to the extent that they approximate However, I do not see this as a an ideal which does not embody a real woman at all, reason to ignore Easter. If anyBy encouraging women to strive for a man-made ideal, the thing, I see it as a reason to look patriarchy can prevent women from experiencing the power and forward to Easter with joy and beauty of their own natural bodies. Instead, it promotes women’s anticipation,. knowing it is on self-directed shame and disgust while maintaining in them the that day especially that we celeconstant emotional and psychological burden of being not quite brate the resurrection of the Lord “good enough.” Tesus. , Women are embarrassed by the very natural physical occur_Thus I find that your reasons rence of hair on their bodies, They refuse to expotie their legs and to ignore Easter re& aren’t reaarmpits in public if they are not completely hairless. They unsons to ignore the occasion; dergo secret electrolysis or plucking rituals so that their artners rather, they are reasons we will not discover that they are actually involved with a ” Preak”. A should celebrate Easter with joy woman who is engaged in the futile striving toward a false ideal is and thanksgiving, knowing thus continually reminded of her inferiority, her imperfection. Jesus Christ is alive, and we can While hair is a bane for women, it is a boom for men. Although partake of new life through faith facial hair may be a nuisance to shave off every morning, it is a I in Him! tangible symbol of virility and masculinity. Jeffrey F. Loach Young boys proudly begin shaving upon the first sign of peach 3rd year Reiigious Studiea fuzz and they cherish their first chest hairs as one would treasure a dear friend. Men can sport beards or not, be hairy or smooth chested, approximate Michael J. Fox or Grizzly Adams and still be considered physically acceptable by society. Perhaps hair is, in some sort of primal, spiritual way, a source of po.wer, strength and vitality. In a practical, corporeal manner this is in fact the case. Although each actual hair may not be a dishope that you will forgive me for cretely localized energy source, men, who customarily retain all of this mistake. their body hair, are not in conflict with the male body’s natural I am concerned about the expression. They are generally able to love their bodies and hence words “highly moralistic indimaintain a sense of self confidence, strength and power in being vidual.” At no time have I male. By the imposition of a female anti-hair law, men require claimed to be “highly moralistic” women to shave away their strength, pluck out their power, to ’ forsake the woman’s body that they can love in all its fleshy to these people, or any other, for that matter. hairiness for a parody that they can only admire in their minds. When one becomes aware that society’s intolerance of the hairy Again, I apologize for offending many with the content of my woman is directly translated into society’s intolerance of woman, the oppressive nature of the anti-hairiness taboo becomes evispeech. I promise that I will not misrepresent the student body in dent. It is then possible for it to be seen as but one element that is the future. systematically related to an entire network of forces, pressures and barriers that serve to restrain and control ‘women. Like it or s DE, McC0ilum not they have beaten us by a hair. Acting ASU President

Rating guide celebrates To the editor, I would like to respond to your “rating guide” under the caption “Reasons to Ignore Easter,” from last week’s Imprint, First of all, ou noted that women found t x e empty tomb. Luke’s

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Hang on to your jackets! To the editor, This letter is addressed to all those people who have had their coats stolen from Fed Hall. Almoat every week, as I flip through the Imprint, I come upon yet another letter from some disgruntled student, mourning the .theft of his/her coat. Last week Dave Bisch thought himself a part of an “institution of high learning.” Wake up Dave! If you were a member of this higher stratum, would you not have learned what other jacketless students have been trying 50 desperately to teach you? Namely - .If you go to Fed Hall, don’t leave your jacket unattended. Every week, Someone writes in and explicitly states that a criminal element exits and that steps should be taken to ensure the safety of students’ property. Well, Dave, if you would have taken the initiative to look after your own things, you would still have a coat to wear. Maybe

the

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clothing

attached by idiot-strings have passed too quickly for certain irresponsible individuals. Don’t get me wrong - I don’t condone theft of any kind, but I find it difficult pity those victims who have been forewarned and have chosen to ignore that caveat. Jim Benedek 4A Applied Studies/Economics

clear that in Christ, there is equality between men and women. There is no reason to fault anyone (especially God) for the fact that women found the empty tomb, and heard the angels say Jesus had risen from the dead. Secondly, you mentioned rabbits

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stupid. While I cannot deny this statement, I can say the true meaning of Easter has nothing to do with rabbits. The Easter Bunny did not see the empty tomb, nor witness the reaurrection of Jesus Christ. As a result, I would modify your statement to read as folhowever

smelly,

and stupid they may or may not be, hove nothing to do with the true meaning of Easter Thirdly, you questioned, what do eggs have to do with anything? Primarily, they have to do with producing another animal. That means eggs represent new life. It is because Jesus Christ died on the cross and rose from the dead that we can have new life through faith in Him as our Saviour and Lord. Thus as eggs represent new life, so too does the resurrection. Fourth, you queried, who died and mode him God? If we separate the question into two smaller questions, we might get some answers.

Focus on Feminism The Politics of Hair

Easter

I’m not “highly moralistic” To the editor, I realize that my speech on Campus Day has greatly upset many

people.

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in the

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ministration, students, and even my own executive have told me how inappropriate they felt my speech was. In retrospect, I realize that they are right and that it was irresponsible for me to make such a speech. Therefore, I wish to apologize to the University, to its students, staff and administration, and my executive, present and future. I

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Muslim Students A-ssociation speaks up-

Satanic Verses a “catalogue of insulting lies” To the editor, Professor Lefcourt has suggested that Muslims are insecure for reacting to Salman Rushie’s book, The Satclnic Verses. What a curious word; are Canadians insecure for so strongly defending freedom of speech? It would be more appropriate to say that many liberals have shown themselves to be very naive in not rec“freedom” is a ognizing that metaphysical concept; a concept which can acquire a wide range of implications. Islam opposes freedom while “the West” upholds it, as has been often simplistically suggested. Freedom of religion is a right in Islam; the Quran states:

“Let there be no compulsion in religion.” At the same time, freedom of speech is not an absolute right in Canada. Among other things, hate literature and slander are prohibited in Canada. One could, for example, be punished for publishing a book which falsely claims that a certain person’s mother is a prostitute. Muslims see Rushdie’s work as an analogous piece of slander. We are not upset because the book “humanizes” the Prophet Muhammad (may peace be upon him], as Mr. McGinnis says, for Muslims have never deified the Prophet or said that he was in any way more than human. But as a Prophet of Allah, Mu-

hammad is dearer to Muslims than their own mothers and Rushdie’s book is a catalogue of insulting lies against him, Some protest that this is a work of fiction, and wonder whether Muslims are incapable of recognizing the difference between “fact,” i.e. historical studies, and “fiction,” i.e. novels, Of course we know the difference, but we do not believe that anyone can escape responsibility for what they say, no matter what form their words take. And surely Muslims are not the first to call for art to be responsible. Indeed, all art forms in the West have gone through cycles of decadent, art-for-art’s sake, followed by a call for an emphasis on meaningful content. Many people, artists included, cannot accept an artist’s claim

that the effects of his art on the world are not his concern. A strikingly similar claim is made by Philip Rushton in defence of his research when he claims he is just making science and is not responsible for how it is used. Similarly innocent “in themselves,” are sub-automatic machine guns, the National Rifle Association claims. It has seemed very easy for some people to forget that these are at least legitimate concerns and issues for discussion, and fall back on name calling, such as “fanatics, ” “fundamentalists,” and “extremists,” Applying a sinister label to any group is the easiest way to dismiss their legitimacy without having to discuss their views. Finally, we wonder why Professor Lefcourt seems so bo-

thered by the fact that Muslims are relatively united on this one issue? Of course, we are not psychologists, but is he not being just a little paranoid7 Canadian Muslims have only exercised their right to condemn and protest against what they consider slanderous and harmful material. We have asked the government to consider our views, We have nothing to apologize for and do not want to appear defensive by forcing a discussion about this issue with everyone who is not interested. But for those interested in reasonable discussion, the Muslim Students Association meets Friday nights in the Campus Centre.

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“I can think for myself” The apple, long associated with good health, now carries carcinogens with its crunch. A major source of this contamination is daminozide, a chemical primarily used as a growth regulator, and marketed under the trade name Alar. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has determined that life time exposure to fruit treated with Alar may result in a human cancer rate of 1 in 1000. Children are more at risk, with a rate possibly as high as I in ICIO, due to their increased exposure to the chemical, Despite such findings, the EPA has been reluctant to impose a ban, and maintains there is a need for further testing. The chemical’s maker, Uniroyal, is now financing long-term health studitis by an independent lab, The research involves two to four year feeding studies using mice and rats; it is presently at the half way mark. The eventual results will be reviewed in Canada by the federal department of health and welfare, which will decide by this year or later whether Alar use can continue. In the meantime, several major U.S, grocery chains (Safeway, Giant, Jewel] and fruit processing companies [Gerber, Heinz, Mott’s) have responded to public boycotting and other consumer pressure by refusing to accept Alar-treated fruit. Alaris used to ensure the uniform ripening of a crop and to reduce labour costs, It is also favoured for cosmetic benefits, since it enhances a fruit’s colour and firmness while prolonging its shelf life, Used mainly on apples, Alar is also sprayed on a variety of other fruits, including peaches, plums, cherries, pears, nectarines and grapes, as well as peanuts. Because of its systematic nature, the chemical cannot be removed by washing or peeling the skin - it is absorbed by the entire fruit, When fruit sprayed with Alar is heated or processed, daminozide produces a contaminant by-product known as UMDH [unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine), a contaminant suspected of being both carcinogenic and mutagenic. According to the Massachusetts department of public health, UMDH can cause “cancer in laboratory rats.” Animal studies also indicate that UMDH can cause changes in chromosomes, Toxicologists have no way of determining the long-term health effects of ingesting low levels of agricultural chemical residues. Although they can establish a level of exposure above which death or illness will likely occur, they cannot provide a threshold below which there will be no biological damage. Daminozide is one of 18 chemicals presently under “special review” by the EPA. In 1985, the EPA announced its intention to ban the chemical, then withdrew such plans following several closed-door meetings with Uniroyal. The EPA subsequently requested that Uniroyal perform the additional toxicology studies, now underway. No product restrictions are anticipated until the final report is released in the next one to two years, Most product testing in the US and Canada is conducted by the manufacturers. Although this lessens the cost to the public, the possibility of decreasing objectivity in testing and subsequent interpretation of results is of concern. Because many large companies are American owned and research funds are limited, Canadian authorities generally depend on U.S. product safety tests. The majority of apples grown in Canada are the McIntosh variety, for which Alar use is particu.larly attractive. Thus the percentage use of Alar in Canada may surpass that in the U.S. market, As ye&there has been little public lobbying against Alar in Canada, but some stores do restrict their purchasing to the local growers. Because there areno important restrictions, it is difficult .to ensure that no imported apples have been sprayed with the chemical. In the end, it is up to you as the consumer to establish, with what few facts you can obtain, the standards you want for the products you consume. Courtesy

of Alexandra

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To the editor, I would like to respond to David Thomson’s article, entitled “Government mistakes breeding apathy,” which appeared in last Thursday’s Imprint. Mr. Thomson, in his article, finds it within himself to compare the C$nadians who voted in the last federal election “to followers of someone 45-50 years ago in Germany.” I don’t claim to know everything there is to know about the Free Trade Agreement, the catalyst inspirini Mr. Thomson’s metaphorical gem, but I take serious offence to this comparison. Mr, Thomson, if you cannot see the idiocy and insensitivity inherent in paralleling the actions of Brian Mulroney to those of history’s most infamous madman, I hope inadvertently, accomplishing through your inane comparison, then I don’t knoti if I should waste my time rebutting your claims. Also, I do not appreciate being considered one of a group of people who “could no longer think for themselves and blindly cheered and voted away Canada.” Contrary to what some of my professors may say, I can think for myself. My reasons for voting for the FTA had absolutely nothing to do with Brian Mulroney, and ’ arose out of what I believe is best for Canada’s economy, one that has flourished in recent years due in large part to trade surpluses in many of its important business sectors. I don’t believe I acted blindly in supporting a trade agreement that proposes to lower, not eliminate trade restrictions at a rate slower that that suggested by Canada and the United States’ previous General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade.

Actually, one of the reasons I did not vote for the Liberal Party, and therefore against the FTA, during the last election was because of John Turner, who you claim “did quite a decent job of attacking it.” If John Turner did in fact do a good job of attacking free trade, why did the deal come to pass? Perhaps it is because what you call “a decent job of attacking” was merely an annoying repetition of meaningless catch-phrases relying solely on emotional

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As users of the C.I.B.C. Instant Tellers are aware, the machines in the basement of the Campus Centre took on a new look at the beginning of February. The change was purely cosmetic, and more than likely welcomed by most of the users of the machines, including myself. I stand only 4’ 4,5’* tall. The earlier machines were just withinmy reach, so I never bothered complaining about them. When the new design was implemented, it was impossible for me to reach the machines without the use of a reaching aid. It was both uncomfortable and embarrassing to continue using the machines. I immediately contacted the Ombudsperson, Mat t Erickson, and he put me in contact with Florence Tomlinson, the disabled students representative. I realized this was not my only problem. Not only were students in wheelchairs restricted from using the new machines, they

“Why so that

does society pass laws the mother will have no-

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months effort and kindness in giving up her child?” The answer, I think, is that purchasing people with money has been collectively decided to be wrong. Is Professor Anne Innis Dagg suggesting in her Focus on Feminism column that this should be otherwise? Perhaps, if a mother invests

of the

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suppose. I agree that women’s work is downgraded and poorly paid in a society run by men, but to see mothers not being allowed to legally sell their children as an example of this is completely off base,

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impact and completely lacking in intellecl:ual content. And, as any good journalist such as yourself must know, emotional, one-sided arguments just aren’t effective in swaying the intellectual listener/reader. ,Of course, what I’m implying is that the Canadian electorate was, and still is, an intelligent one, a trait that you, Mr. Thomson, are apparently unwillidg to give us credit for.

could not even make use of the older machines. I wrote a letter to the C.I.B,C., not expecting quick results. My letter was immediately followed by a letter from Federation of Students’ President Adam Chamberlain, expressing the Federation’s concern over this issue, In less than six weeks, the bank installed a machine that is accessible to me and, more importantly, to most students confined to wheelchairs, The bank has proven that it is concerned ribout it’s customers. I would like to thank the C.I.B.C. for acting promptly, making it’s bank more accessible to everyone.

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have also been made in the use of foam. In one case a doctor showed a woman how to use an applicator for foam by ejecting the foam into her hand. The woman thought that the foam was absorbed into the skin of her palm and that it worked systemically from there. She didn’t realize that the foam should be inserted into the vagina, -

could protect himself against catching sexually transmitted diseases from earth creatures. We’re really bored with answering that question and with telling aliens where they can buy condoms that work in zero-gravity. Therefore, this column will deal with something totally different. An article in the June 1984 issue of Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality outlined some misAlthough these mistakes are somewhat amusing, they did have serious consequences. The takes that have been mtide in using birth control, intent of thiscolumn was not to make fun of the In this column, I will mention several of the more rather, it was to point out that unusual mi?conceptions about contraception ~ people involved; many people need to be more informed about from that article. The Pill is-only an effective form of birth conbirth control. Also, people involved in teaching trol if it is taken every day. This was news to one others about contraception need to be more contern-ed abotit providing complete and accurate woman who took the Pill only after she had had intercourse. Another woman decided to make information. her prescription last twice as long by only taking The Birth Control Centre will have reduced one pill every other day. hours during April (our volunteers have exams too). However, we would be glad to answer any One doctor informed his patient t.hat she could prevent pregnancy by inserting her diaphragm questions you have when we are open. . every evening and removing it the following -Anyone who is interested in being a volunieer morning. That would have worked well, howcounsellor at the Birth Control Centre for the summer term can pick Up an information sheet ever, her husband worked the night shift and they only had sex during the day. from the bulletin board beside our door [Campus In another situation, a doctor explained that it Centre Room 206). was necessary to put spermicidal jelly in the This column is prepared by voIunteers of the diaphragm before it was inserted. When the paBirth ControI Centre. If you have any questions tient returned for a pregnancy test a few months later, the doctor found that she had been using for us, you can send a note to the BBC [c/o the grape jelly from the supermarket instead (she FED office] 4trough on-campus mail, leave Q , thought.. that one jelly would be as good as question in the envelope on our door, or visit/call another). us in CC206, ext. 2306. J.

with Rushton .To the editor, The University Students’ Council [US,C) .is the governing student body of -the University of Western Ontario. As such, it is our respon,sibility to represent the opinions and concerns of UWO students. On’e such- concerq-at present is Philippe Rushton. Students at the UWO are unhappy with the image Western now holds as a result of the Rushton affair. The university administration seems to have lost sight of the idea of academic responsibility in th6ir concern with the idea of academic freedom. Academic freedom is of crucial importance to any scholarly atmosphere; yet, there are also attendant responsibilities. While the USC suppo’rts the rights of professors and students to pursue their academic inter-

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est, it alsd encourages, them to accept responsibility for the ramifications of their research. Rushton has not yet been called to account for his’actions. The USC sees this as a failing on the part of the administration. It is unfortunate thlat the actions of one individual have been allowed to tarnish the reputation of over 22,000. The purpose of this letter is to make clear the position of the U.K. The USC does not, in any way, support or endorse the theories of Philippe Rushton, The USC has called for an investigation into Philippe Rushton’s bcholarly activities; it would also like to see the .administration encourage and support such an investigation. Finally, the USC would like to make clear that we are deeply disturbed with the current perception of the UWO. Students at Western are extremely concerned .with the implications of academic racism; yet, the allegations of racism do not describe the student body as a whole. We at Western hold our heads -high and are proud of our aca.demic tradition. While we are ’ dissatisfied with the adminis; tration’s handling of the public relations of ,the Rushton affair, we are not dissatisfied with the institution of Western.

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-THE, .REAL .SDI 1 by Dave Stampa, Special to Imprint Last week’s feature revealed the political and strategic flaws in the Strategic Defense Initiative [SIN), popularly known as “Star Wars.” This week, the conclusion of the feature looks at the “nutp and bolts” side of SIX, considering technological limits to its effectiveness. To be a true “peace shield,++ the SD1 defense system would have to destroy at least 90 per cent of incoming missiles, Even if this could be achieved, it would still mean hundreds o’f nuclear warheads could leak through, It is estimated that less than 200 warheads could reduce the United States to the level of a third-world country.

To be a true “peace shield”, SD1 would have to’ destroy Over SO% of incoming missiles. Ninety second8after a Soviet launch up to EOO,OOO objects could be in orbit to

&&nd defenses would have to depend on less expensive+ more numerous weapons such as anti-ballistic missiles (ABMs]. Each ABM launch site can protect only a small area, because the ABMs must regch their targets quickly. They are also impractical for defending cities, as the warhead could be detonated at high altitudes where it is safer from ABM attack. Though cities would not be safe, military targets such, as missile silos are built to survive such near-misses. This makes strategii: defense of military targets more practical, but is small comfort to the rest of us! Military ABM defense is not ne& systems were tested in 1968 by both thti United States and the Soviet Union. There is still a small system in place near Moscow, The U.S, decided not to keep the one system it was permitted under the ABM treaty of 1972.

Even given a powerful enough, laser, mhsiles can be made thousands -of times- moire laser-resistant than at present. This could be as simple as spinning the rocket around on its axis, So that no single spot is heated for too long. The missile could be given a mirror finish to reflect most of the laser light+“.or coated with a substance that would boil away,, much like the re-entry shields on @ace capsules. Particle-beam weapons share many oft the problems of lasers. The other con. tender, the X-ray laser, is based on a modified nuclear bomb. Placing nuclear devices in space would open the door to orbiting “bomb platforms” and other strategic nightmares, and it can be hoped-that neither side is irresponsible enough to open the door to that. ’ To solve power and weight problems+ the lasers could be placed on the ground, and the beams bounced from mirrors to

shoot down. At launch, a nuclear missile is highly visible from space, and is the most vulnerable. The booster burns out in about 12O,seconds, and new Soviet missiles might reduce that to less than a minute. That doesn’t leave enough time to destroy more than a few missiles with each defensive weapon. It must take at least 1 second to aim at a new target, and the aim must be held for more than 5 seconds to cause damage. If enough missiles are launched at one time, a larger part of the wave of rockets can pass while the lasers or other defensive weaponry are otherwise engaged. The Soviets currently have over 1,500 launchers+ and one of their first responses to a SD1 system would probably be to increase this to 10,000, That means up to 2,000 boosters might escape the first defensive layer. Current ICBM’s carry from 3 to 15 nuclear warhebds per booster, each of which is sent,to a separate target, The booster can also carry liundreds of silvered decoy balloons, indistinguishable froxp the real warheads while in space. That means there may be as many as 500,000 objects in flight at once, less than 1 pe\r cent of which are real nuclear warheads.

Military ABM is not new: both the U.S:knd the U.S.S.R. had systems in 1068 based on land. Space based SD1 equipment is highly 1 vulnerable to attack. There are methods to distinguish warheads from decoys, but these take time. In the 20 minutes available, only a fraction of the warheads can be unmasked. Even if ti warhead is detected at this pain%, it is much harder to destroy it with lasers or other weapons than the booster that launched it. It would also be hard to tell if any damage was being done to it by the laser, unless it happened to dhtonate. (It might be an advantage to have a warhead explode, as it could blind the defense system’s sensors.) An easier way to separate the decoys ‘, from the warheads is to wait until they re-enter the atmosphere, as the drag of the air quickly srlows the light decoys. At this point, however+ the nuclear warheads are -less than 90 Seconds from their targets. Space-based defenses become much less useful now, and the re- .

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ronous‘ orbit 36,000 km up, but thr greater distance only compounds thr aiming problems. Kinetic-energy weapons have beeI proposed as analternative to lasers OI particle beam weapon,s. These device! destroy a missile by colliding with it, OI by shooting it with shrapnel or bullets Because kinetic energy weapon8 move ’ much more slowly than a laser beam they are only useful at close ranges ant can only protect a smbll area; however they are very good for destroying t hinge such as satellites, where the position o the object is easily projected. Which brings us to an importan point: the vulnerability of the SD equipment itself. Huge mirrors, delicatl telescopes, and communications satel. lites are much more vulnerable than thf

The cost of an SD1 system could range from $200 billion to over $20 trillion. The Soviets could defeat SD1 for less than 10% of’ what the original system costs. missiles they are aimed against! A “space mine” (an explosive satellite loaded with shrapnel] next to each SD1 orbiter could eliminate it on command, It could be programed to go off if tampered with or moved. An even more destructive device consists of a canister of ball bearings in an orbit close to that of the target, but in an opposing direction. When activated, the balls are shot into the path of the target satellite, resulting in a high-speed collision that can punch through Is-inch armor plate. AS mentioned earlier, missiles can be modified to increase their chance of survival. The cost of this would be far lower than that of the SD1 system. Estimates of the cost of an SD1 dqfensp system range from $200 billion to over $20 trillion.

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have anything near the power required+ but the stupendous cost of orbiting their fuel rules them out for space use. The highly experimental free4ectron . and excimer lasers require enormoua quantities of electricity. The demand is estimated at 60 per cent of the entire present’ electrical generation capacity of the US. There is no practical way to supply that amount in space.

fheir targets. However;&‘&iithe.pat h of the beam would be hiate&. acting as a lens which scatters the ,beam. Fixing this requires heroic measures+ such as a “defQrmable+’ mirror the size of a football field fitted with millions of actuators ,~ to warp it so it can refocus the oeam. The orbiting mirrors,*which would be equally h.uge; inust be aimed to within ~centimeters at a target 3,000 kilometers distant. This feat would have to take place in less than 1 second+ and must be repeated’every 5 seconds for at least 100 seconds. At least 500 mirrors would be needed to handle only Lb00 missiles, since 85 per cent of the mirrors are below the horizon.at any given time. Fewer mirrors are needed if they are in geosynch-

Compared to the cost of the U.S. system, the Soviets would get what amounts to a bargain. Assuming they add another 9,000 missiles with hardened and armored boasterg, faster engines, atid decoying equi ment at about $4 million each, or $36 1 illion in total, their response would cost less than 10 per cent of what the U.S. had spent in the first place. Any feasible SD1 system faces technological robiems that would cause unaccepta ii le leakage of nuclear missiles. It is highly vulnerable to attack, apd could be rendered ineffective at a far lower cost to the Soviets than what the Americans would have to pay for it. .

EPILOGUE With the retirement of President Reagan, the Star Wars idea of making nuclear weapons “impotent and obsolete” has finally been accepted 88 fantasy. But SD1 is not dead. The Pentagon, and the military-aerospace,

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aping a ABM-based SDI system which could eliminate‘less than 50 per cent of incomiti missiles. This “f imited” SD1 makes no pretensions of prot’ecting opulations: it is wholly military. Rat Rer than possibly losing hundreds of billions of dollars in funding, the Pentagon has dropped the “peace shield” mask of SDI. It is no more ethical thanany other weapons system.

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these songs play off each other to form a unified, consistent whole. The first set was a song cycle performed. live. . Of course, Reed’s ace backup band didn’t hurt things. Special mention goes to bassist Rob Wasserman, who played his electric bass as if it were an upright acoustic [and even played it with a bow as if it were a cello on occasion). Unsung guitar hero Mike Rathke also turned in a spectacular performailce. Reed, though, was the star of the show. This was most evident in the middle of the first set, with an absolutely transcendental rendition of Last Great American Whale. Reed performed this

love songs from recent Reed LPs like New Sensations and Mistrial, which lacked the bile of Reed’s new work and therefore didn’t come across nearly a8 forcefully. One standout was a duet between Reed and Wasserman of a _. Frank Sinatra tune [I). Also noteworthy was the set-closer, The OriginaI Wrapper, which saw Reed engaging in some tonguein-cheek rap moves before fin: ishing it off with some -Reed-Rathke guitar heroics. 1 The first encore saw the ine& ,itables; Sweet Jane and Walk On the Wild Side. Sweet Jane was a, semi-restrained performance [far from the bombastic runthrough at the Kingswood three years ago) and included the original heavenly wine and roses

A legendary Heart Attack? Truly, a New Sensation. album, starting with ---big surprise - Romeo Had JuIiette, Oh -God, I thought, what could be more boring and predictable than simply runnjng through your latest album in order?

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Surprise surprise - Reed made it work, True, the first set consisted of the bulk of the New York LP in order [excepting only Sick of You, Hold on, and Good Evening Mr. Waldheim). But instead of being a drag, this only served to emphasize the way

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tune sitting down but still had the rapt attention of the crowd, which roared its approval at lines like Americans don’t care for much-of anything and Stick a fork in their ass and turn ‘em over, they’re done. The next song, the jazz epic Beginning ofu, Great Adventure was another highlight: with Reed’s sense of humour was at its keenest and wickedest, The second set was more spon- ’ taneous but less satisfying. It mainly featured a handful of

verse that’s been revived latelv by the Cowboy junkies’ versio;. Walk On the Wild Side saw Mike Rathke simulating the classic sax solo with some wailing guitar lines. The second encore was actually a pleasant surprise: an’energetic rendition of the Traneformer gem Vicious. Not a bad way to cap off the night. All in all, a more than worthwhile show, and a rare chancb to catch one of rock’s legends at the peak of his form. --

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Voice of the Beehive o ened the shoti, We considere B ourselves lncky because we entered in time for the fourth son , but our luck quickly ran co1d8, because they played for at least another 20 minutes. The Voice of 1 the Beeftongue, as they’re affectionately known, played a bunch of covers as well their irredeemably bad originals. They covered the ComSat Angels, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin and pulled off the seemingly impossibl6 task of making them sound ex-. actly aIi ke. Then lady luck ;ezled upon us again and they . ’r

pre8er)ce of a ferret - he flops around with a goofy look on his visage, makes incomprehenaible, fatuous comments but somehow he becomes a stunted rock and roll god. Over the course of the show it became obvious that _the band was drawing a great deal of inspiration from me. Every time I and my companions raised our hands in Laibachian metal salutes

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mated and good. Our influence and benign mastery of the situation were especially evident when wb held the, Fiddlehead aloft as a sacrifice to the beneficence and power of rock and roll. They sing! They play! They live? What a glorious mess of blood and sonic offal their collision between perfect pop, stilted Fop t twill disco rhythms and muscular guitars produces. Pointlessness and futility are the very essence of all After a discreet interval, That our lives but for a few brief mom Petrol Emotion strode onstage. ments we are relieved. of the Since I was up nice and close I . burden of our own limitations got a prime opportunity to ob- and our pathetic existence. serve how old and ugly they are. ’ Through their music and/ lyrNow in the tradition of street ics runs a common theme: Out of credibility and youth culture the flesh! Into the night! Accept with which we-are saddled being. *what cannot be denied, lie down old and ugly should be the kiss of and let the massive juggernaut of death. But TPE were only to unbridled contempt and mystic happy to redeem the&elves love roll over your broken and with some serious “ass-kicking.” inadequate flesh. Rock and roll Singer Steve Mack has the stage forever will last?

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The lladness. by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff Who are The Magic Binmen and why should ou be even remotely conc,erae B ? Anyone who could handle the daunting task of opening for Nomeansno and still leave an im ression after the Victorians ha crleft the Phil’s Grandson’e Place stage last Wednesday night is worth some consideration even if, after about the first thirty seconds of their first song, one might have thought they should have been named New Day Rising or Warehouse or something else befitting a Husker Du tribute band. Their singer even sounds like Bob Mould which is to say he doesn’t sin so much as sound like he’s ye1f ing at someone from across a construction site. Those fears were allayed fairly early on, though; the hoarse singing, the’ guitar buzz,

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the meaty bass, the terse drumming are pure Husker Du, but the songs, well, they’re at least mostly their own. Strong melodies and harmonies and more than sufficient sweat and instrumend muscle to get t.b bottles bouncfng off the table, For iome bands, playing hard: core is a matter of convenience; if -.you can’t play-your instruments and don’t feel like learning, play same thrash and nobody’ll-be the wiser. Nomeansno plays hardcore by choice. It’s no exaggeration when I say that Nomeansno could do anything they want; jazz-trained Wright Brothers Rob and John on bass and drums and guitarist Andy Kerr play with the fury of the meanest thrash, the overthe-top sonic howl of the most

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and Noel Redding. Isokted And Destroyed and Real Lo& took them through abrupt, chaotic time changes, slamming about the chopped and dissected rhythms with brute precision, defying anyone to tap out the seemingly untraceable . b&s with one’s feet. And when they sounded like conventional rock, it was only relatively so - songs like hm~ty and the Beast and Dark Ages took bloated seventies rock and set off a self-destructive implosion. By’the time they played an encore of Sex Mad and Manic Depression, which terrorized the Hendrix original into a mutation with about half the chords and SRNI~ Parts

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Did you know that Canadian pop icon Candi was at our beloved Fed Hall. March 151 That means that this is red old news but given that the Imprint’s deadline for articles is Wednesday afternoon, well, you get the picture. Can you imagine my glee upon discovering this wondrous news, that fateful .Wednesday afternoon? Well, let me tell’ you that I was beside myself. Anyways, I admit to thinking up dia. bolically cruel interview questions along with my Neanderthal colleagues from the Artssection in the hopes of obtaining a personal interview, Stuff like ‘*Who-are your musical influences?” and. “Plaved anv sunermarkets lately?“Well, tie got’the interview, A few of my colleagues with less pure intentions than mine were more interested’ in questions of a more -base nature but since I controlled the notebook, words of filthy nature were never uttered-during our Candid - _ ititerview ” __ . ’ I admit to all this and more,

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Level 42 and Shannon [whoever the hell she is] although ehe preferred not to be compared to other performers. I left the question that begged to be: asked “What about Tiffany and Debbie Gibson?” untouched. As for the near future, Candy (Candy is the singer, Candi is the band] will be appearing at Ontario Place and Kingswood. They ho e to release a new album. I as f: ed her about doin covers sin&that seems to be ta e latest trend, but she wants to stay away from that, sort of thing. Instead, Candy ?#tants to e’ventually cover artists like Billy Holliday. I winced. For now she’s more worried about exams as she’s i student at Ybrk studyixig music, Ulti- . mately, Candy hopes to use her current career as a springboard into more serious endeavors, musicals and such. She certainly .has the raw talent, as evidenced by her show later that night. She has a goc?d voim, I just Gan’f help but question the avenue -by, which she has chosen to advance her career. Yt certainly isn’t something that anyone over se- _ venteen can take too seriously.

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We like this album. It is black and white. The music is white. The cover is both. The letters are black, The singer is white, The vinyl is black. The tapeworm is black except the mouth which is black. Jello Biafra does not sing the blues. Mr. Bitifra sings . the blacks and whites. Topics for discussion include sex and sin and consequences and chocolate and fudge and blood. The second lecture of the evening will feature a lengthy treatise on pain and blood too. For a list of additional topics at the Lard Symposium, please pick up a copy of tonight’s program. During the intermission, we will be offering a cash bar and gourmet’s platter. If you have eaten too much, you may receive assistance. Please stop one of our friendly stewardesses and she will provide you with a tapeworm of suitable taste and colour.. We will install said device within your intestinal tract at no extra cost to you. We guarantee our product against rust, cracks and peeling for-a period of two’years.

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f4 face of the future. Just think! Why you could go right ahead and have those delicious pineapple cream pies resting on your plate. Yes! I know what you’re saying - “They’ll go right to my waist, oh good heavens!” But don’t worry, your neighbors won’t see the difference, That’s right, friends! With the amazing new Ronco tapewgrm, we guarantee you’ll never exper&n-ce anal discomf&t or those kannoying stomach cramps ever again. ’ The power of lard is a power upon which you can depend. fROMOHIO iteelf, is a8 consistent as anything the band has ever done: well-craft”ed pop with lots of clever twists and brilliant songwriting: It has bhrely left Imy. tu?ntable sinee I first heard ‘ _

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One of these days, a collection of fIREHOSE’s best songs will be released. It’ll contain a half dozen tunes off Ragin’ Full On, 4 or 5 from If’n, and a handful of tracks from their latest disc,. fROMOHIO, This theoretical album will be a masterpiece - a level that none of fIREHOSE’s three records have been able to reach individually.

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automatically conjures Up vile images of yuppie video show hosts with neatly trimmed beards and wire-rimmed glasses, the Go-Between8 are adult in every good sense of that word, Their songs are infused with experience, and full of reflective insight andc understanding. Love gongs have traditionally taken a bad rap - and why not, by Paul bdh? ' considering the scab&ously low Imprint staff quality of songwriting usbally associated with love songs. The Go-Between8 have come a’ In confrast, Robert Forster and long way from being an amalgaGrant McLennan write richly mation of two guys with a guitar imagistic, intelligent songs and a mutual affection for Bdb which are unashamedly conDylan’. In the dozen years since cerned with romance in its many they met at Brisbane University, forms and moods. Though they Grant McLentian and Robert have distinct personalities, RoForster have crafted an oeuvre of bert’s more literary bent and brilliant songs which combine a Grant’s earthier writing compliclassic sixties pop sensibility ment each other in the clean, wiwith an appreciation for the “se- de-open spaces created by Mark rious” side of rock songwriting; Wellis’s production. in their own words, “we wanted Despite the complex literary to combine the poetics of Patti references and endlessly fasciSmith’with the pop of The Monnating language used in their kees,“r. songs, the Go-Between8 are Having had the chance to live never cold or over-intellectual. with this LP for several months, Their songs examine love and The power of lard is the power I now regard 16 Lovenr Lane as loss, joy and grief with stunnto ensure a clean and regular the Go-Betweens finest LP to ingly evocative imagery which movement, date. Where their previous LP gains more from every listening. The power of lard is the power Tallulah, suffered from muddy to electrocute the jelly-textured production and a couple of subI thought this was a great LP jugglgrs of the corporate control t par songs, 16 Loveni Lans osi- when I first heard it, and nearly structure into a state of neartively bursts with bril Piant six months latei: my opinion of it Nirvana. songs all moulded into a soo- has only improved. This is beauLard shall flow as smoothly as thing, seamless unit by Mark tifully-crafted po music which the water flows from our porceWallis’s production. brings respect rl ack to love lain high-chairs. Though the term “Adult Rock” songs. Simply wonderful. Lard is good. But remember too much lard is bad. That’s why we’ve provided you with the Tapeworm. He’ll help you digest your bitter jells. Bottom’s up, my friend..

22L$.%~~~&i2:: to lack the Watt/Htirley instruT mental punch that set the Minutemen and then fIREHOSE, apart 1rom other. melodically masterful combos. The gonzo jazz/funk undertones of the past have been l!rgely replaced by a sort of seventies folk-rock sound. This may be partly due to Ed Crawford’s beefed-up guitar sound. This, along with his re-. spnant, dominating voice, shows that, the kid from Ohio has come of age, Finally, Crawford seems really comfortable in the band, and Watt and Hurley have adjusted their playing accordingly.

Another striking feature abput this record is its sheer simplicity. The recording is stripped down to the bare necessities: no speciaL effects, no ’ keyboards, and no fancy production. The most elaborate embellishment is the -acoustic guitar that occasionall washes through the mix. T x e result is a,natural, genuine, performance. fROMOIU0 doesn’t break any radically new ground for f’IREHOSE. However, it does prove the ability of this band to rele’ase consi 9tently fine records. Let’s ’ just hope, for the band’s sake, that more people will overcome their fear of’ things “independent” and give fIREHOSE the ate tention that they deserve,

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100 per cent. With the decayi& environment and quickly de leting resources, the time in w %ich we will be able to enjoy anythi@ ’ close to our present level of wellbeing or comfort is’&nost up. I . @I talking not on1 of the impending collapse oY society but . of the death of rn~hms. So given that thg doomsday clock is ticking down and that the time of the End is now, thi mediocre will not

Andrew Rehags . ’ II Imprint staff Enya, Sinead Skinhd O’Connot;‘8 normal sister, ,.has become rather popular thanks to her first release from Watermark - Orinoco Flow, The song itself is very over-orchestrated, It’s amazing how many times a person can say ‘Sail away, sail away’in the span of three minutes, Hey guys, instead of reading this stupid review of an album that sounds nothing like Hyattria, go run out and buy the March

In his spare time Colin Newman is the singer for art-rock cool band Wire. The rest of his days are spent on production work and solo albums. It BWIIUI is somsthing like his fifth long

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i feel a bit sorry for Colin New- : I’m sure he’d like to amase ’ as much money as possible, ae quickly a+~ possible so that he can prepare for society’s immi- a nent disintegration by stockpiling food and hoarding soon to be unavailable necessities. After all,, he’s produced some great stuff in the past - his first solo effort, A-Z is a ShamefullY ne& lected gem. So I’d hate to have him die the slow, painful death of starvation. But ,if he is no longer capable of prodvcing memorable, great pop, then I’m afraid he has.become excess baggage to be cast aside by arbitrary and impstsond market forces*

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I complain and complain about the albums I get to review. Lessee, the Moqtellas, Qfra Hazay and so on. None of which I would normally be known to go out and This time you’re in for a rare buy. Good thing they’re free. It treat since I’m actually going to gets to the point that if there is 5 mention something close to any albumleft over, 1 review it. being relevant. So, you know

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f-fop and Grass were anomolies on otherwise serious albums. The songs on Oranges and Lem011s are light, almost without ex--

that litany, XTC picks up on the one great legacy of ’60s: swirling (Cherry) Pop (tart). Oranges and Lemona, the title culled from that immortal album (you know, that one], is a pristinely recorded four sided collection of essential XTC, each song indispensable in appreciating the album as a whole. XTC have always been especially adept at

ception. Here Comes President Kill Again well explains the whole album: it’s hook laden melody, it’s bizarre lyrics, and it’s weild title serve well as a microcosm of my empty and numbed mind, And it is just so damn fun to listen to.

this wholistic album concept [English Settlement, Black Sea, and Skplarking), but in this dut-

by John Hymen .mp~rint staff XTC is back, probing that once lroud, once neglected, and now auded decade, the 609. Their :onclusion? Who knows. But it lounds as if it were one swell en-year interlude. And sure, it gave us black ights, the space race, Viet Nam novies, a lowered moral’ code,

ing, they add an element sadly lacking in their past efforts: fun. This time their lyrics are decidedly less acidic and more silly, Witness ,Pink Thing. I Pre fun pop is the direction XTC haa always been headed in. Past songs like I+ Begins at the

the _ -The album cover explains attitude of the entire effort: colourful and bold. The double album format makes it a bit more expensive, but don’t let that dis-’ suade ybu from lessening your disposable income on it. In fact, use your indisposable income. It is just that good.

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someone rapping to an asthma attack, and then a girl sings “It takes two to make 8 thing go a lot, well it’s on this right” album. It’s a great song to danc to, so if you’re making a mixel tape for a party or pmethixq b then you should borrow thi 8 album from a friend and put iit on. Don’t actually buy the album: n because you’d be wasting you r money, most of the other song 8 e are pretty boring unimaginativ S rap mixed with monotonou tunes (so to speak). One of th e rappers [one hesitates to cal 11 them vocalists) sounds a littl e bit like, Terrence Trent D&b; 51 but neither of them.are nearly a8 good looking, This should b0 !ong enough. ’

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by Pete Stathopolis Imprint staff E.S.I.T.S. YOI Listen up-and get the low down You’re sore of giving up Don’t wanna go downtown . You need the plastic You crave the vinyl Well I’m the Teeny.bopper popster Stephen “TinTin” Duffy is back, this time armed acoustically instead of with a synthesizer. He wrote son16 songs, grabbed his brother Nick and a couple of banjo players, raided a hardware store for pots and pans, and formed The Lilac Time. Everything I’ve read about this band compares them to Simon & Carfunkel, but I think that’s a bit generous, Sure, this rustic collection of songs remind

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one of more classic pop-folk, but the lyrics are too strained;too intentionally clever, to be seriously placed ‘in .&at- league. The re&mblance stems mostly from the vocal harmonies, a virtue becoming fashionable again. The vocal cooperation, along with a varied collection of. .household PerCuSsiOn !nStrUmerits, gives this disk-a comforting, almost rural feel.

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The album’s first track, Return to Yesterday, was a hit single in Britain, and rightly so. It comprises all that’s good about this band. It has thoughtful, witty words with a spunky acoustic melody, and a really catch chorus: We% face this England Pike we always have / In a fury of denial / We’ll go out dancing on the tiles. Unfortunately, there’s precious little ‘of the same on the rest of the record. The only other exception to blandness present here is And The Ships Sail On, a melancholy little ditty. The rest of the album starts to sound lyrically trite and musically spare, I mean,.acoustic minimalism is great when you’ve got some user ful words to go along with it. But, side two’s Too Sooner Late Than Better is an example of Duffy forgetting this with lyrics like: If I was a paint brush ! And you were my turpentine / Would your kisses taste like wine /And would your tiorries still be mine?

An instrumental gem called Trumpets From Montparnasse closes the album, The main harmony is played on a banjo, with some interesting bass and a violin joining in. Overall, The Lilac Time makes for nice background music, but lyrics that habitually strain metaphors too far.

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culture - Tiny Tim. How many dinosaur anthologies would it take to fill Tim’s garden - a garden may I remind you built on a solid foundation of manure, So there it is. You won’t get a good review out of me. The music is sound. But’ the sound smells green, If you’re a Baltic, then it’s just 10 more dollars and a half pound more of vinyl. The last time I looked, I saw freshly dropped mammoth patties in the garden - and Tiny Tim was furious.

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Time to usher another smalltime record company into the ranks of the great independent labels. Get Hip fir$t hit Canadian e&rs with Oshawa-based Star Records’ licensing of ,The Cynics’ second album, Twelve Flights Up, a fine screamer in its own right, but if anyone needs more proof that Get Hip is putting out as good a selection of . garage mayhem as anyone in North America today, check out this handful of releases, If The Bangles spent all their time watching Living Dead spinoffs, they might-have come out something like The Rrood(fc,t, of the toughest broads ever ttf pound kniv es into Farfisa INgans, crank the ‘fuzzboxes past eleven, and give your .parents nightmares. Rudimentary, crankitig stuff with more screams than chord changes, b Spite Of It All is the snarliest : piece

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The Mystic Eyes are closer to the po end of the garage spectrum, _i aving more in common with the semi-acoustic and R&Bderived 60’s rock of the likes of Count Five and The Chocolate Watchband than the over-thetop distortion of the current Deelaration of Fuzz generation. But what they lack of The Brood’s intensity, thay make up for in finely crafted songs and finely rendered covers *- maybe a legacy of their name, cogped from one of Van Morris;qmrS earliest hits, If you judged -a r&d ‘b its cover, you’d be inclined to t 31ink that The Heretics was just another godawful Accept, Seduce, or Wasp album mired in Norse iconography. But The Werstics are a raging storm of Husker Du guitars and terse, gruff singing lending caustic overtones to strong shooks, intense and catchy with no threat of accusations of overproduction. Finally, The Pieasureheads are a late addition to the Get Hip stable, having released an album and a spate of bracing singles via the European indie network. Song For God ranks with their best, reminiscent of vinta e X, taking an infectious wa f king bass line and breaking into-a full gallop with it and adding- just enough guitar noise to keep the grungers happy. So, let’s see - we’ll give The Brood .and The Heretics a solid four each,, The Mystic Eyes a three ahd a half, and The Pleasureheads a scintillating four and a half, giving us an average of four, meaning something like Get Hip is worth 80 per cent of your disposable income. ,

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by Cathy kolgr Imprint staff The Simple Minds have finally decided to release some new material. Their latest effort, an EP entitled Ballad of the Streets, is a three-song social statement on Northern Ireland and South Africa. Simple Minds have jumped on the bandwagon of socially conscious musicians with this latest effort. Howeve.r, the, album seems a bit too contrived. It almost seems as if they said ‘*Hey guys, we can make money and look good by singing about ime portant ssues.” Well, I’m not so sure they’re doing either. The first song, Belfast Child is rather insipid. Kerr sounds suspiciously Irish, like his buddy Bono. It goes absolutely nowhere for the first three-quarters of the song and by the time it starts to catch your attention, it’s over. Their cover of Peter Gabriel’s Biko is &I% ,worse. They’ve ruined a great s’bng. Enough said,

by SeHy B ant Imprint sta7 f Well,.. this is it hipsters - the last Hip Hap column of the term (sniff]. There isn’t a whole lot going on around town this week, YwhiFh probably is .a good thing because as we all know,\ exams

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and Sparkle in the Rain. Although there have been no major .changes in style, they have become more balladic and grandiose sounding In this case, it seems to be mostly glitz and little substance.

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’ are here [oh, goody). Tonight at the Bombshelter you can see guitar virtuoso Jim Avon a-pickin’-and-a-grinnin’. Doors open at 8:OO and tickets are relatively cheap. Or, you can - catch the new masters of gruff, Dinomar Jr. at Lee’e Palace in Toronto, Dinarrw’l r*‘s recently released debut al b urn Bug is a big seller at the. campus record store, and I person&y recommend this album if you like your tunes loud and rough. Oh yeah,. this show ia playing tonight, March 31. The Club req turns on Saturda April 1 Club Nmnmis, t 3:at is. This evening of cheap beer and alternative aounds is happening downstairs at Hotel Waterloo (same lace as last time) and should ii e bigger and better than the last Club Nemesis... gasp1 Also on the first o’ the month, the Caqadlan 8ty1q Complay’e *Hour CompanFpresentation of I.D. [a collective piece about the shooting of a black youth by a police officer,) will “happen” at 8 p.m. It’s hip, it’s free, and it’s rtf the Theatre Of The Arta. On Wednesday April 5, Phi& Grandson’s Pltie host@ possibly the beat show of the term Hours of Kkivesand~Ths &wsomes. Doors open at 8:00 and tickets d,ll be so!d in advance for

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haunches, he slides like a panther in heat. She turns. He smiles. She knows she’s been defeated. Suddenly feeling, lost Jimp and weary of reality, But;, ’ by instinct she tries to escape an-. yway. Like a puppet, her arms and legs move, as if they are being pulled by their owfi string. But, the master puppeteer is close at hand. She is caught. Clutching onto her legs, be pulls her down, out of the shelter of her car. Finally, she is encircled by his monstrous presence. L Asia’s land of Morning Calm (A landTwA,m+vlFourth that Strabo never knew] -LOlympiad

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place of the doll and fools everybody, setting boy straight in the process. The part of the girl, Swanilda, is played by Mireille Favarel, , who did some superb dancing as . the doll. Her movements were convincingly stiff-limbed and mechanical - most of t hein executed with a flexed foot, which is not easy on some of the leg lifts and kicks she did. For someone used to dancing on her toes, Favarel did very well as a flexfooted doll. Furthertiore, her transitions from doll into human were admirably smooth. In her role as the young human Swanilda, Favarel shone. Her pantomime ,was live1 and expressive, conveying al Pthe information the audience needed to follow the story. Pascal Minam Borier as Dr. Coppelius also did some good pantomime, but he t I

mance - especially in Act II. Swanilda and friends enter Dr. Cpppelius’ house and descend into the basement where lifesized dolls hang from the ceiling and artificial limbs stick out of * storage trunks. A pretty freaky place. And to top it all off, fog comes floating out from the stage, adding to the visual effects, but leaving a lingering, un- pleasant burning odour. The choreography was good all the way through: in parts of the Mazurka in Act I and the doll dancing in Act II it was even superb, The maypole in Act IIf lent itself to some nice effects, but nothing spectacular. Swanilda’s fiance, played by Yves Bouteiller, did his job up there on the stage, but he didn t sparkle. Favarel’s energet.ics were magnified in comparison,,.

The programme for the Ballet du Nord’s production of Coppelia at The Centre in the Square notes that “of all classical ballets still performed in the late 20th century, Coppelia is indeed the most human of them all. No fairies or enchanted princesses here but characters made of flesh and blood.” Even the doll crafted by Dr. Coppelius, though mechanical in theory, is played by a flesh-and-blood dancer. Not only iB the ballet human in its portrayal of human foibles and fickle obsession with perfection, it is fun, The costumes are colourful, the music is lively, and the caricatured Dr. Coppelius, Burgermeister and priest are funny characters. And the plot itself is humorous. Boy and girl engaged to be married, but boy has roving eye. Mad scientist obsessed with creating perfect woman constructs beautiful doll and tries to _ make her come to life. His attempts at the latter attract boy, who thinks doll is a tantalizing detour possibility. Well, girl has beauty and brains, She takes the

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.Ancker, wha played Coppelia the doll, didn’t appear when the other dancers took their bows. I kept looking for her in vain. Okay, so all she did was sit in a chair, and on one occasion blow some kisses and stand u . But she did it all in a believab Py mechanical manner. And sitting in perfectly doll-like stillness isn’t easy. So where was Coppelia at the curtain call? b

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Andy - talks to NoMeansNo - They respond by Andy Koch Imprint staff

Hot on the heels of their explosive new album/ CD, NoMeansNo are romping their way through a Canadian tour which brought them to Phil’s Grandson’s Place on March 22nd. This Canadian tour is a prelude to a European venture which will see the Victoria B.C. trio playing 51 shows ‘in 58 days, including dates in Poland, Hungary, Yugoslavia, and East Germany. Things are indeed going well for NoMeensNo, and they chatted about the state of things after the show at Phil’s, NoMeansNo is made up of axe-slinger Andy Kerr, plus the Wright brothers Rob and John, on bass and drums . respectively. All three sing. This year’s Small Farte ISOlatsd and Dqatroyed is the band’s fifth 12” release and the third on the San Francisco based Alternative Tentacles label. When asked about impending success, the band members have mixed views. “Someone, somewhere is buying our records,” quips Andy. John elaborates: “We’re definitely more popular now then we’ve ever been, We’ve been touring and touring, and it’s finally starting to pay off now; we’re getting more and more people out to our shows. When you come to see a NoMeansNo show you’re coming to see us, not your next hot speed metal, or hot rock’n’roll band. We’re just ourselves, so we have to develop our own audience accordingly.” Despite prosperous times, NoMeansNo are not getting ahead of themselves, “We don’t wama be on a major label,” assures

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John, “and we’re not looking for a . ’ then there is an audience out . amazing achievement for us,” there foi whacked out music, Andy points out, “For the first hit single cause it’s not realistic That’s the level we’re aiming for. time in our history we were actuin our kind of music. We’ve never You’ve gotta have some goala, to ally in the black. Of course, as really had any respect for that make things a little better for soon as you get in the black it’s (popular] kind of music anyyourself and to try to reach more like ‘great, let’s go into debt’ and way.” people.” then everything dies.” Andy adds on an positive note: Andy: “I’m happy with the fact NoMeansNo would have to “NO one wants to hear our music that like 3,000 people are buying I sell a lot more records or make anyway. Even if we were so des$2,000 a show to make- much perate for a major label, the gen- our record.” Answering the quetitioi,. ‘Do *a money, Rather, they take whaeral populace does not wanna you make a living out of the tever they can get. That could hear songs about sex and death band?‘- the answer is a confimean a gig in Tucson, Arizona over and over again.” dent where they make $50 by passixig Tohn: “If a band like the But_. -“NO?” “We suppbrt ourselves while a hat around,.up to a larger hall thble Surfers can play to huge we’re on the road which is an shows like one. in Regina where crowds and carry their own P.A,,

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sides to every -question. Female new tack. neither a dewy-eyed * * love letter nor ‘shocking’ expose, musicians and fans are asked about sexism as is Paul Stanley but a balanced and immenselv (Kiss) who was interviewed in entertaining look at heavy med. It takes a clear look at both the bed with three young nubiles. idiocies of HM, and the sheer Parents and authority figures put in a showing with a probavisceral thrill of the music. tion officer. The film is split fairly evenly between interviews with the The bands included cover the stars, fans and aspiring musiwhole spectrum: oldsters like, Lemmy (Motorhead) and Kiss cians and performances of many who’ve survived fifteen years; of the featured bands, The interand comebacks like Aerosmith views are the funniest, Spheeris raises a lot of issues (sexism, _ and Alice Cooper; the upwardly drugs, Satan, plagiarism, andromobile [Poison]; the very earnest gyny) and man$ges to get at two [Megadeth) and PO hopers (Lon*

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Ballard remains true to his obsessions planting the seeds of a cola-rettal time bomb,’ which, if I read Ballard right, has yet to blare its part in the apocalyptic chorus of the twentieth century. Ballard then, extracts the fantasy from everyday life while painfully searching for the reality - the flesh to animate his fiction with. His latest novella, Running Wild sollapses the social turmoil of an earlier work High Rise, and from the rubble collects the ingredients for insanity.

J.G. Ballard Wild A Hutchinson Novella 72 Pages Running

by Trevor Blair Imprint staff “In 4 totaIIy sane society, madness is the only freedom.” J.G. Ballard is the man who in 1967 predicted the presidency of

ters. Missing, however, are the grisly censored photos of Skelter, replaced instead by half a dozen eerie illustrations by Janet Woolley. The

entire story, supposedly culled from Dr. Greville’s forensic diaries, allows Ballard the freedom of a tangible ghost writer. By leading us through the Pangbourne neighbourhood as though through a museum gallery, Ballard can afford to focus on his chaotic family por-

Whereas High Rise plotted the

Electric bathing. a Californian governor by the name of Ronald Reagan. In a piece of writing - a true piece of high communion with elder gods and berries - entitled Why 1 Want To Fuck Ronald Reagan, Ballard conjured a homoerotic union with the aging celebrity,

regression of humanity due to a claustrophobic class system, WiId forecasts the delivery of a death warrant that the young are currently preparing for the est ablishment , In Crash, a work which couples the sensuality of gruesome car accidents with the geometry of sex, J. G. relied heavily on a medical textbook called Crash Injuries for information and inspiration. Wild gives a nod to Bulgosi’s Helter Skelter, and perhaps to McGunisses’ Fatal Vision, for the eradication of 32 adults in a small upper class residential neighbourhood.‘ It is the atrocity facing Dr. Richard Greville, Ballard’s main character and deputy psychiatric adviser of the London Metropolitan Police. Shades of the Manson cult waft through the shadows of the Police video which details the crime scene. Even the structure of the novella mirrors the typical atrocity story format, with its lists of the -dead, event reconstructions, and scrapbook chap-

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The theories suggested by the “senior Home Office Committee” fall under nine categories - The Lone Assassin, Thrill Killers, Misdirected Military Exercise, Foreign Powers, Terrorism, Crime, The Parents [us Killers), The Staff, and lastly, Bizarre Theories. Highly amusing, highly tongue-in-cheek, Ballard subdivides the last category, the fourth division being “The par-

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CKCO’s Onstage made it back to Fed Hall two Wednesdays ago for a live taping of Toronto bands Candi and Roman Gray. Also appearing for two songs was co-host Madonna Tassi, a K-W native. Reviewing an Onstage show in terms of concert criteria is not very fair. They are, for the most part, taped. I was critical of this approach until I was illuminated by producer Peter Kent. and the sound man [who also claimed to be Peter Kent). Apparently, live sound is possible if you have the time for set up. The difficulty lies in mixing sound for the live audience as well as the televi-

sion taping

(there was a third one in there but I’m a technical dunderhead so I didn’t understand what the hell they were talking about). Anyway, I was promised that for larger name acts, they will put in the time required to remove the tape for pre-taped shows. For this week, to appease the audience, Roman Gray put in an hour live set before doing a synched set for the television audience. Their live set was OK, the lead singer doing an appropriately hip imitation of a rock star fitting I guess for a band that had a song go straight to number one on the charts in Milan way back in ‘84 (Look Me In The Eyes). After an intermission, and a

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star attraction, Candi. Most of the show was taped, although her vocals and the bass were live. The drummer was playing the keyboards (taped) since the real keyboardist was studying for exams. There wasn’t a drummer; I guess that’s not important for a TV program, Lead singer Candi has a good voice, although the music itself is less than palatable. I believe that it would also be safe to suggest that she should invest in a new dance instructor before she takes her show on tour. The Imprint table loved her, sending intrepid groupie and staff photographer Rehage on a mission to get six autographs.

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Members of the University of Waterloo’s varsity team8 gathered together at the Waterloo Inn on Wednesday, &larch 22 to honour their best athletes at the 28th annual athletic awards banquet. The occasion officially ended another successful year in Athena and Warrior sports. The Dean of Women’s Award, which honoura the most outstqnding female athlete of the year, went to Athena soccer team fourth-year veteran Linda Hartjes. Team captain for the last four years, she was also presented with the Moat Valuable Player Award for the third year in a row, and a plaque for being an outstanding graduating senior, The Totzke Trophy, given to Waterloo’s most outstanding male athlete of the year, was shared by War$or basketball’ sensation Tom Schneider and football star Dave Shaw. In his fifth and final season, Schneider, playing with a chronic knee injury, managed to finish in the top seven of every statistical category in Warrior basketball history. Ranked third in the country this year in average points per game, he obtain&d first team OUAA all-star and all-Canadian status, leading the Warriors to the West division semi-finals. He was also awarded with the team MVP award. La’tided as one of the best inside linebackers in Waterloo history, Shaw completed a very successful four-year career in Warrior football this year as corecipient of the Totkze Trophy. He also accepted an outstanding. graduate award. . AB team captain, Shaw was named as an OUAA first team all-star in 1986, 1987, and 1988, and a CIAU second team allCanadian in 1987 and 1988. Shaw received further honours in 1985 as Rookie-of-the-Year and in 1986 as MVP for his football achievements. He was recently drafted in the seventh round by the B.C. Lions, While trying to announce this year’s recipient of the distinguished Im rint Coach of the Year Awar s to Warrior volleyball skipper Rob Atkinson, Imprint assist&t sports editor Glenn Hatier’s voice cracked

slipping into a pitch that was almost high enough to break glass. This immediately put the 408 plus crowd into hysterics. Under Atkinson’s fine leader- . ship, the volleyball team finished with a flawless 12-O record in league play to place first in the OUAA. The Warriors then went on to defeat McMaster in the semi-finals and Western in the finals of the OUAA West Division. After a heartbreaking loss to York in the OUAA finals, Atkinson’s crew squeaked into a wild card spot in the CIAU Championship Tournament in Calgary= Ranked fifth in Canada, the team finished a very proud and respectable fourth. Atkinson was also honoured as this season’s OUAA Volleyball Coach of* the Year, The Director’s Award, presented in .recognition of an outstanding contribution to the organization of the women’s athletic program, went to squash sensation Diane Hutchison. Hutchison’s enorhous ContributioIts include two years as co-president and one year as’ vice-president of the Women’s Interuniversity Council, (WIC), WrC representative to the. OWIAA Student Committee, the Athltiic A&i33oarct{AA%), and the Committee to Reorganize ’ the AAB, Chairperson of the 1988 Symposium on Career Opportunities f r Women in Sport, the 1987 0 w4 AA Student Work- b shop, and the I986 Naismith pub. Warrior hockey veteran Todd Coulter took the J.O. Hemphi11 Award for his outstanding contributions in the areas of at-. hlet’ic administration, Coulter has been instrumental in rogressing the development oP the Men’s Interuniversity Council (MIC] as- a council member for four years, &which included one year as secretary and two years as =o-president. He is presently spearheading a drive to obtain a Varsity Club for all athletes on campus. The WIC award, presented annually to a student who has greatly contributed to the Women’s Interuniversity Council and to women’s sports, was awarded to Athena field and indoor hockey star Alison Brown. Her leadership roles included her three year. membership in WIC, including two years as

publicity director, assisting in the organizatidn of the Naismith pub, organizer of the Career Opportunities for Women in Sport Symposium, and initiator, creator and editor of the WIG newsletter for women athletes - the Athenian, Peter Keir and Tim Walker shared the hardware for the MIC award. They have been with the council for five and four years respectively, and both were instrumental. in, fundraising and the Naismith pub. Keir was also responsible for setting up this year’s athletic banquet. The evening also featured the arinual inductions into the _ restigious UW Athletic Ha P1 of Fame. The inductees for 1989 are Pat Wardlaw-Laurich, George Neeland and Dan Puglie& Wardlaw-Laurich was a member of the Athena nordic ski team from the 1980-81 season until the 1984-85 season, leading the team to five consecutive OWIAA championships. Neeland, a sprinter who specialized in hurdles, spent four seasons with the Warrior track & field team from 1968-89 to 197% 72 and was instrumental in obtaining four consecutive league championships with the team. During his time , at Waterloo, Neelnnd bald all ior aapart of six UW records and two national track records, darning him a spot on the Canadian National team for eight years. Pugliese, one of the first employees of the athletic departmint in 1959, was instrumental in starting the varsity basketball program, the Athletic Advisory Board, the school of physical education and recreation (of which he was its first director], and in initiating plans for construction of the PAC. The DougShuh*Tropby, recognizing Warrior football’s most v6luable4ineman, was presented to Michael Lane. Warrior rugby and Athena basketball therapist Maxine Morris took the Don Hayes Award, which honours a-deserv’ing undergraduate student involved as an athlete or sports therapist. In the 1988439 athletic year, Waterloo boasted four .all-Canadians. Warrior basketball’s Schneider (first team), football’s Larry Vaughn (first team) and Shaw [second team], and hockey’s Mike Bishop [first team]. Waterloo registered a very high number of provincial allstars this season - 7 Athenas and 12 Warriors. The Athena OWIAA all-stars were Annette Koehler (indoor hockey], Hartjes [soccer], Louise Waite and Diane Lee (squash), Susan, Masaon (swimming], and Marcela Krajny apd Kim Brandford [tennis). Athena alpine skier Martina Rauter received a ‘special award for capturing the OWIAA overall individual title, winning the giant

All-Canrdlan achievements Schneidei.

Pak Athletic director Carl Totike (left} lists the of star athletes Dave Shaw (middle) and Tom

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place in the slalom, all in her rookie year. The recognized OUAA. allstars in Warrior sports were Schneider (basketball), Shaw and Vaughn [football), .Hayden Belgrave, Mac Clayton, Jim Closs, Blair Falconer, Adam Kendall, and Alan Phillips

(rugby), Dan Siccoli. (soker], Ron Hurst (squash), and Tony Ma&s (volleyball). OUAA Coach of the Year honours went to three Warrior coaches: Dun McCr& (basketball], Brian Quis tberg [rugby), and Atkinson volleyball). Recipients oI individual Most Valuable Player Awards for Athena’ teams this season were Jane Byers [badminton), Corinn’a Lueg [basketball], Jill Francis [cross-country), Patricia Lappin Icurling), Brown (field- hockey), Suzanne Scott [figure skating), Rauter (alpine skiing), Fiona Griffiths [nordic skiing], Hartjes [soccer), Hutchison *(squash), Masson [swimming], Bonnie Mack (synchronized-swimming), Krajny (tennis), Lisa Laffradi [indoor -track and field), and Corinne Williams and .Ann Hovey (volleyball), Wairior MVP award winners included Derek Norris ’ badminton], Schneider [has I, etball), Paul Ernst (Cross-country], Mark Laverne (curling), Vaughn [football), Steve Linseman (hockey], Kendall (rugby], Fred Baur (alpine skiing], Dave Lumb (nordic skiing), Glenn Clarkson (soccer], Hurst (squash), Graeme Peppler [swimmitig), Paul Meikle [indoor track and field), Martins *[volleyball), and Jeff Slater and Scott Murray (waterpolo). Incidentally, a high point of the banquet was when Peppler went award.

up to receive his MVP As a tribute to hia fine career at Waterloo, the Athena and Warrior swim teams sang a ‘“love ballad” to thank Peppler, causing him to turn an interest-

3ng hue of red. Rookie of the Year honours for Athena teams went to MarciAitken (cross-country), Heatherr

Hodgert (figure -skating) and Beth Atkinson [volleyball). The Rookie o.f the Year Aw’ard for Athena basketball has been replaced with . a Most Improved Player Award which went to Jane Willet. Warrior Rookies of the Year were Tom DeKay (cross-country], DeKay (indoor track and field), Peter Tchir [football], and Nazir Sacoor [soccer). The 1988-89 Outstanding Graduating Stiiors Awards for Athena sports went to Lueg [basketball), Brown and Lori Parent [field hockey), Cheryi . Stankiewicz (figure s.kating), Chris McNeil1 (indoor hockey), Sarah Brown and Hartjes [soccer), Sandra Brundle (squash], Masson (swimming), Jodi Pilbeam and Shelley Hurlburt [synchronized swimming), Rhuni , deAlwis [tennis], and s Williams (volleyball). Outstanding Graduating Warrior Seniors included Jeremy Moore and Pat Telford (basketball], Shamir Jamal (cross-country], Wayne Correia, Brad Kaye, Shaw, Vaughn and Mike Wright (football], John Dietrich, Clint Ellicott, Chris Glover, John Goodman, Linseman and Dan Tsandelis (hockey), Scott Gallithan [indoor track and field), Jack Simpson [nordic skiing), Falconer (rugby), Peppler and Eric Fergin (swimming), Fred Koops, Jim McKinnon, Dave Plouffe and Dave Shum (volleyball), Meyer,

and

Keith

Beckley,

Tom

and Murray (waterpolo). Rhonda Williams deserves special recognition for resurrecting the slide show back into the athletic banquet. She was the creator and coiordinator of this year’s fine presentation, which was shown duringthe intermission of the awards ceremony.

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I Standi+ng Tall. : l-f Mike Bishop’s second 6onsecutive .

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Remember Mike Palmateer, goaltender with the Toronto Maple Leafs in the late 197os? If you do, you’ll recall that the pint-sized backstop was noted for turning routine saves into gymnastic adventures. This guy could make a stop on a loo-foot clearing shot look like a game* saving play.

make a ‘spectacular grab or a sliding block, it usually means he made a mistake, When you watch Bishop in action, you won’t be overly entertained, but you can*t help but be impressed by his sturdiness, confidence .> and reliability. It’s no secret that the Warriors‘ resurrection in CIAU hockey coincided with Bishop‘s arrival at Waterloo. Before Bishop‘s rookie season in 1986-87, the War-

“If you-don’t evolve to changes in the game, you become extinct.” \ Mike Bishop riors had some lean years, and Although Palmat eer‘s unnewere anything but a threat to the cessary ttieatrics were enter,top teams in the .OUAA. taining to watch, many would argue. that his style was anyThe rebuilding of any good hockey team begins between the thing but text book goaltending. pipes, and the Warriors are no The Waterloo Warriors’ netdifferent. Bishop, an Elmira naminder Mike Bishop is the antitheeis of everything that the tive, came to Waterloo in the fall I flashy Palmateer stood for, ‘of ‘86 after his hopes for a, pro Selected as an all-Canadian career in the NHL fell by the for the second consecutive sea- 9 wayside, Bishop played for four seasons son in 1988-89, Bishop is a standup goaltender in every sense of in the OHL (also knoi;vn as Junior the word. Playing the angles “A”) divided between. London; with mathematic precision an Kitchener and Belleville: He was -staying on his skates are staple originally drafted. by the Boston Bruins and later triad out with ’ products of Bishop‘s, game. In fact, if Bishop, is forced to the Edmonton Cilers. However. .

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with the reliable tandem of Grant Fuhr and Andy Moog in place, there- was no room for Bishop ,in Edmonton, and he decided to further his. education. “I was offered a contract by Edmonton,“ said Bishop, “But it wasn‘t up to the monetary htandard that I wanted. I turned my future to school and wanted to get an education and also play at a high level.“ The Warriors finished the ‘8687 season in third place and were a previously unfathomable seventh ranked in Canada. Bishop was honoured as the major force behind this resurgence when he was chosen as CIAU rookie-ofthe-year. But in the playoffs that season,. Waterloo started a trend which Bishop and his teammates would prob,ably rather forget. In ‘@~-BY and the two following playoff seasons, the Warriors, despite their excellent regular schedules, bowed out quietly in the first round. The Laurier Golden Hawks took two oontroversy-ridden games in Bishop‘s rookie campaign, and the following year, the Mustangs spoiled U\r(rs ~4-6~ 6 season with two quick playoff wins. In that ‘87-88 season, Bishop took more accolades with OUAA MVP honours, was an OUAA all-star and took his first all-Canadian selection.

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Bishop contends that univerhockey is more of a thinking man’s I game than the hockey played in the junior ranks, “It‘s more of an intellectual game at university. Because you only have a maximum of two games a week, it gives you a lot of time to practice and prepare for teams. In my first two years of junior, we played 80 games, Right around game 50 to game 70, you are in space.“ Bishop feels he has developed’ greatly as a goaltender since arThis past season, the Krriors riving at UW. jumped up to second in the tough “What I really learned was the Central division, but were given team concept at university, Bean early spring by eventualnacause you don‘t have as many tional champs, the York Yeo- games and because you’re men, who took the opening around a more intellectual group round series two games to one. of people, you learn about the Bishop finished the campaign game more than just going out with a 2.87 goals against avera e and beating the puck around. and took his second OUAA a f l- You learn more strategy+” star and all-Canadian selections. Believe it or not, Bishop hasn‘t Bishop is hard-pressed to ex- always been a Ken Dryden-Mike plain these early playoff exits. Liut stand-up style of/ goaltender, “If I knew, they‘d be hiring me “My first year in London, I was as coach,” he joked. “We‘ve al- more of a floppy type of goalways been a hard working team. tender,“ confesses Bishop.“But I don‘t know if our talent has you find that just Iike with everbeen on par with the teams we‘ve ything, you kind of evolve. If you come up against in the past three don‘t evolve to changes in the years. Laurier always has a sur- game, you find that you becoMe plus of. Junior “A” players, the extinct. When I was in London, I same as Western, who have Mike started to play the puck, I deveTomlak [recently signed by the loped a poke check, and I deveHartford Whalers) and Scott loped the communicative part of Tottle [a former third round the game,“ (fans will at test that draft pick with Vancouver]. you can always hear Bishop at his teamLooking at our team, we had a barkinginstructions few Junior players, but our team mates), is made up of a lot of hard work. But Bishop is far from through A lot of games that we won as ‘a goaltender. He has been through the season, we caught given another shot to make the t,eams off guard and beat them NHL. with our work ethic. When it In January, Bishop was apcomes down to playoffs, sleepproached by the Chicago Black ing giants sometimes wake up.“ Hawks, who have shown considsity

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erable interest in acquiring the Z&year-old- third year honours Economics major. “Chicago talked to me in midamson. I haven‘t heard back from them, but they‘ve shown more than interest. I told them I wanted ,to finish my degree and they said they ‘would pay my tuition, and I’m basically sort of under contract to them.“ with two years of university eligibility remaining, Bishop admits he has some tough decisions to make. “I’m in kind of a tough sitnation, simply because I’m 24 now. I’m just wondei-ing if there’s any room for development at the university level for me. I‘ve, achieved a lot here, and I’ve grown as a player, but I’m wondering if I‘m at the growth saturation point.“ - . But at this juncture, Bishop confesses he‘s leaning. toward _ his last chance at the.big leagues. I haven‘t really talked this over with (UW head coach) Don McKee, From the standpoint I‘m at right now, I think I‘m going to give it a try next year. I’m not getting any younger and this is the latest point to go. With the [CIAU) rookie of the year and the two allCanadians, it‘s time to make a break.“ - Just think, a Hockey Night In _ Canada broadcast complete with Bishop bellowing instructions at his teammates. But if his second shot at the bigs falls short, Bishop’s voice might very well echo throughout Columbia Icefield once again next fall. If it means having the illustrious backstop between the pipes again, I don’t think his teammates would mind the verbal abuse one bit.

+Campus Ret Wrap-up 4th place Phi Slamma Jamma -CAMPUS REC BROOMBALL upset 1st place Oldtimers to ad- TOURNAMENT RESULTS vance to the finals, I In the championship game, by Doug Mcneill by Karen Waghorn The Hermane edged out Phi Siamma Jamma by a score of 32Final standings in regular sea.The champions in the competi26 in au exciting, well-played tive brooinball tournament were son play saw the Oldtimers game. In 33’ league, St. Paul’s met detided on March 20. In the ‘A’ claim top spot in 'A' league with Renison Rockettes for the chamflight, Raguarock qualified for a record of five wins and one pionship. loss. In ‘B’ league, St Paul’s the finals through a close 1-O Both teams had heavy crowd overtime win over Broom headed into the playoffs with a support as they battled to a final County, They then met SFFH in first place ranking after winning score of 44-33 as Renieon de- the finals and were defeated in five games and losing one. feated St. Paul’s, _ an 1-O overtime win. Excellent play was exhibited Many thanks to all of the refeby all participants in the Continued on page 31 playoffs. In the preliminary - rees and everyone who participated. round of the ‘A‘ league playoffs, CAMPUS COMPETITIVE,

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Atkinson takes. fmprint award but...

Coach of th.e yew calls. it quits by Ghnn Hauer Imprint staff

The selection of the Imprint Coach of the Year Award for the 1988-88 versions of the Warriors and Athenas was a decision that, unfortunately for, many good coaches, had a few problematic moments.

ready to pack it in-After that loss to the Mustangs, it looked like an early exit from the OUAA playoffs was in order. However, it ended up being the turning point of the year. Victorious at the East-West Challenge against, third-ranked York, the Warriors popped back into the country’s top ‘ten. Coupled with

came down to Atkinson, Silvestri, McCrae and Quistberg

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victories over Toronto and Western, Waterloo was back on track, They needed more victories over top ranked teams to have a sure-fire chance of making the CIAUs. The volleyball program went a few dollars over budget this year, all because of Atkinson’s desire to get his squad to Calg*i, Their next trip was to Quebec City to play against the then sixth and eighth ranked Lava1 and Sherbrooke, respectively. This trip exceeded all expectations. The boisterous, Quebec crowds watched in fascination as both Sherbrooke and Lava1 went down in defeat. Indeed, Lava1 lost twice to Waterloo, something very rare in their -gymnasium. Always tough at home, the.Rouge et Or had never been beaten twice consecutively in front of a Quebec crowd. Suddenly, Waterloo was third ily. Throughout this period, At- in the nation, a team to shoot for. kinson never gave up. There was York wanted revenge and found a point where he was ready to; in it in the OUAA championships+ taking the fact, some of the players looked . .*-;-Warriors . _.in.+..the .“..I_rrfifth **-. ‘J

With four candidates this sea. son, all worthy and qualified, it was a decision that caused a couple of headaches. Rob Atkinson of thewarrior volleyball program was chosen as the Co&h of the Year. Not only did he take his team to the CIAU championships in Calgary, he did it after his team was unranked at the end of January. Unfortunately, it was learned Wednesday that Atkinson quit his position as volleyball coach and will not be returning to Waterloo next season. December and January of this season was disheartening for Atkinson. The Warrior volleyball team was playing horribly, sinking to a deep low in the Winnipeg Invitational, finishing fifth out of five teams. They even lost to Western, a team they had beaten several times quite hand-

game to win it. However, Atkinson had his team in position for the first wild card berth at the . Nationals. The Warrior volleyball coach was not the only excellent *‘teacher of the game” at Waterloo. Chico Silvestri, the women’s squash coach, has attracted a load of talent to this university, resulting in an OWIAA championship banner, Some people say the coaching of an individual sport is not the same as the molding of personalities and talents that a team coach must do. Nevertheless, good individual players do not play for bad coaches. Silvestri certainly deserves recognition. The other two candidates for Coach ‘of the Year were Brian Quistberg and Don McCrae. Quistberg, t who heads up the rugby program, turned an O-7 record into a 7-O perfect season, and finally a berth in the OUAA championship game against a powerful Queen’s team.

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McCrae, of course, is always a candidate. No matter what he has on his bench, the Warrior’ basketball team is always in contention. This year, after a g-9 pre-season, he turned a superstar and II role players into an 11-3 OUAA West contender. *. Nevertheless, Atkinson . I I^ .--- f n .*it ~ is1 ;-c’.*4. -i

who deserv es the award, After all of the t ravelling, all of the heartaches, his team responded. The maturity that was hopefully

gained by his players will benefit the Warriors next season, even without thei,r fearless leader.

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Continued from Page 30 In ‘B’ play. No Names knocked off Ron’s Rebels by a score.of 4-2. Rtm’s Rebels had earned a berth in the final by virtue of a 4-l victory of LISA In the women’s competition, the Slhbueters overcame two disallowed goals to beat Warm Death 3-2. The winning goal came with just two minutes on the clock. All the women win the outstanding sportspeople award. Congratulations! Thanks to the referees and to everyone for their participation. CAMPUS PETITIVE

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Sunday, March 19 marked the end of a fast-paced and exciting basketball season which proved to be fast-paced and exciting. The champions in the ‘A’ league are Kush’s Killera: in the ‘Bl’ league - the Laksru; in the ‘BZ’ league - the Puvi’s Slamman; in the 33’ league - Home Shopping Natwark;.in the 'B4' league - Conrad Grsbek in the ‘Cl’ league - Opt. Pius One; and in the ‘CZ’ league - AFV. .

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by Jane Arnem Excellent play was exhibited on Thursday March 9 and 16, as 28 teams competed in the mixed volleyball tournament. The Flying Hawaiians captured the ‘A’ championship by defeating Dicks In’ Chicks 15-l 1, 15-9. The ‘B’ championship went to Ka Boom, who defeated the Pat

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The Bedrock Bumpers narrowly defeated Hu ’ l&14+15-12 to take the ‘C’ cR ampionahip. Quantum Magi@ was victorious over the Scraemin Lizarde in the ‘D’ championship scores of 1511, 15-L

The most colour coordinated team honours went to the Flying Hawaiians. A special thanks to all participants’ the tote desk for their help, and Ken for his assistance. As always, thanks for the Gatorade, Ben.

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Diiios waltz to national title by Glenn Hauer Imprint staff It was a dream ending dream season for the Calgary

to a Di-

nosaurs. Playing before a crowd of 3,118 at the Jack Simpson gymnasium in ‘Calgary, the Dinas cap ed their 36-2 season with a go Pd medal at the CIAU volleyball championships. Ranked number one all year long, Calgary waltzed through the tournament, playing in a league above the rest. Their level of play increased exponentially throughout the weekend. After losing the first game of the touri:rktnt 1,745 to the scrappy Dglousle Tigers, they never looked Calgary took the next three games to advance to the semi-final against Waterloo. The Warriors came into the match on a high, as they had made it there by coming from behind a 2-0 deficit against UBC to win in five games. However, the wag Calgary was playing, an upset was out of the uestion. With setter Kelly Gros lc y often using a three or four-man attack, the Waterloo blockers had serious problems deciding who to go up against. In addition, the attack was incredibly quick, pushing any defense to its limit. Calgary won in three straight, obtaining a birth in the final. Meanwhile, second ranked Manitoba was up against the stingy defense of Sherbrooke in the first round. The Vert ,et Or were digging up anything near the - floor in -the first game of the match, taking it 15-12.

Nevertheless, the size of the Manitoba Bisons eventually won out. With four starters at 8’7”, one at 8’8”, and the shortest at W’, but with a 45-inch vertical jump, one could say that they were huge. The Bison block is a formidable part of their offense. Sherbrooke went down 3-1 to> the Bisons. Third ranked York was next for Manitoba. What promised to be one of the toughest matches proved to be a disappointment. The Yeomen did not come to play, with one notable-exception. Ignored in the all-Canadian selections, even as an Honourable Mention, Jacob Witorek played like a man possessed. Digging, blocking, and hitting, he kept the Yeomen in the match. York won the second game 159 after a lacklustre defeat in the first. What was to be aManitoba problem in the final came to the fore in this match. Even though the Bisons eventually were victorious, -baffling the York hitters with their blocking, their players were on e&h other to no .end. Russ Paddock, a firs1 team allCanadian for the Bisons, seemed to do more whining than playing. That is exactly what he did in the final against the Dinosaurs. Of course, Calgary ,is a fruatrating team to play, with their relentless pressure. The Djnos were cranked up for the championship game. The Can&San Player of the Year, Randy Ginger&, was ‘finally playing like he was supposed to. Throughout the tournament, he was disappointin . However, ’ hti%iiu3 hminati in t e final, .es-,

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the tournament draw, surprised everyone with their desire and . skill, The only team to beat Calgary in a game, they ended up taking fifth place, defeating UBC and Sherbrooke in the process. On the other end of the scale, UBC’s Thunderbirds played unlike the team they said they were, Unliked by the people in the Alberta, the crowds were smiling when UBC fell to Waterloo’ then Dalhousie, and then to Lava1 for seventh place. The all-Stars were Jacob Witorek from York; Dale Iwanoczko and Russ Paddock from Manitoba;’ and Gingera, Kevin, Boyles, and Tom Elser from Calgary, Grasky deservedly won the MVP of the tournament, as he played extremely well. All of the above players are of all-star caliber, but not all were playing up to that caliber in the ’ CIAU’s. Paddock and Gingera, for all of the press surrounding them, were, to put it bluntly, sub-par. Jody Holden and Brian Rourke from Dalhousie layed in the tournament as we P1.They played VALLIANT EFFORT: The Warriors <j&ked good, but were no at a higher level than both of the first-team all-Canadians; match for the mig’hty Dinos. One of the most overlooked photo by Bhk Fakoner players is Shawn Wallrich from Calgary. He made some brilliant pecially from the back row. of 15-6, 15-11, and 15-6, Manitdigs and recoveries during play. In a game often decided on oba did not lodk like a second Waterloo’s play.ers didn’t who makes the most errors, Cal- ranked team. shine over the weekend, but gar made none, Grosky was suThe CIAU tournament should their fourth place finish shows and be a showcase for the all-Canaper g t setting beautifully that they are deep in talent. Next chipping in defensively as well, dians and their respective teams. It was obvious that the Dino In general, the showcase was a ‘year they will be in the limelight, weight training and fitness pro- bust. Except for Calgary and ’ as Calgary WAS this year. Hopegrams, as well as the jump trainDalhousie, there wasn’t a team .fully, one or two, even three of their players will rise to the ocing’ was paying off. there who really played to their casion and be noticed on the naThe final lasted only one hour, potential. tional scene. ’ a straight game victory by scores Dalhousje, ranked eighth in

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tunity at the Athletic Awards ine farewell, he is just making a rently set up, lateral move, Unfortunately, he ’ “Since I could only be there banquet to comment on his trainers. He continued the interview is moving away from his responhalf of the day, I ended up doing JI It is time to say farewell to one sibilities as a therapist. by saying that “I would like to assessments only, Therapy was of the better known faces in the There are many reasons for his out of the question,“ commented 1 thank each and every one of the PAC. Most of the student-athdecision to move. Primarily it is Farrance during an Imprint instudent trainers for keeping me letes here at ‘Waterloo’have had his frustration at not being able terview. “There was no way the sane this and past yiars, This the benefit of knowing Brian was probably the busiest year to do a proper job. The position job could have been done with‘Farrance in some way or of Head Athletic Therapist out the help of the student trainever in the Injury Center.“ another. In his capacity as Head should be a full-time job, with a ers. I give them all the credit for He w& especially happy for Wendy Ransom. Ransom was Athletic Therapist, Mr. Farrance senior erson in the Injury Clinic the therapy given to the athletes: haa assessed and treated all oft Re time, the first Waterloo, Kinesiology “I would like to make evehundreds of injuries to the trestudent to ever pass the written .However, until now here at ryone, especially the .athletes, mendous number of athletes par- Waterloo, the funding js not ‘aware that it was the students segment of the Canadian Atthere, The last few years have ’ ticipating in Warrior and Athena who logged the most hours in the hletic Thera ist Association sport 8, injury clinic and on the field,. exams on’the Pirst attempt. Only seen Farrsnce, who is presently one other firn here has passed Farrance is leaving td take a dividing his time bet~ween AtThey arrive’ before practice for as the failure rate for these full-time position as the Senior hletics and Kinesiology, perform taping,‘they sit and watch pracTeaching Assistant in the De- a full-time job only half of the tice, they stay after to help out ,,Aams is quite high. ./i The practical segment is partment of Kinesiology, In * time. It is, basically, impossible with the aches and pains.“ within reach for Ransom+ To obother words, he is not really sayFarrance didn’t get the opporto do the job the way it is curby Glenn Hausr Imprint staff

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A typical day in the’life of head sports injury clinic therapist Brian Farrance goes as follows: 8:OO - gets mail, opens up the office in the athletic department -8:20 - opens up the sports injury clinic in the PAC 8:29 - gives ultrasound. treatment to a basketball player with tendonitis in his knee 898 - treats a swimmer with a strained deltoid muscle 835 - deals with another injured WArriot volleyball finger . MM - gives a Nordic skier advice about a personal training schedule 8:2O - treats a rugbyglayer for an ongoing, back problem 8% - teaches a football player who has ‘just had surgery’some exercises to he1 him safely regain his strengt rl 9:57 - diagnoses a runner w-ith posterior shin splints lCk12 - gives a quick explanation and demonstration to a student trainer about the runner’s injury lo:30 - administers treatment for a field hockey player who has tendonitis in his wrist, and is undergoing regular treatment lo:41 - advises an alpine skier on some preventive stretching exercises to deal with a chronic back problem 1l:OO - helps three basketball players tape up before they go into the gym to practice 11:20 - examines someone injured in gym three needing primary care; looks like a severely sprained ankle 11:45 - closes up shop .I 12:00- off for a run or q,>sk$ depending on the snoti 1:20 - over to the kin department for a busy afternoon. of sports medicine labs 4:40 - back to the PAC to help athletes get set for practices El:00 - marking, planning . At an average of 10 hours a day, Brian Farrance has contributed over 63,0oo hours to the Athletics program, This does not include the many hours spent

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Next year, Brian leaves the at- . hletic department to work fulltime with the Kinesiology department, and will also, coach the fortunate Nordic ski team. Needless to say, he will certainly ‘be missed, especially by the ’ hundreds of athletes he has so carefully treated during his twenty years here, Thanks, Brian, from the many Does It hurt when I do this? Brian Farrance helps an injured athletes that you have helped athlete begin the rehabilitation process. during your time. Photo by Rich Nktwl.

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sr8 in an effort to be crowned 1989 “King of Vert.” When the dust cleared, and the casualties of gravity were removed from the ramp, IT-yearold pro Matt Hoffman of Oklahoma, grabbed first place and-$1,000 [US,), pulling off the first ever 9001degree spin in competition. In the amateur division, I& year old Gary PoIlick of Pennsylvania icked up first, while Kitchener Pocal, Rick Newman, ,, placed a very respectable sixth the highest of any Canadian corn etitor. A Pter the awards; the infamous “sticker toss” took place. This in itself was wotih the price of admission. Competitor8 stood on t6p of the ramp platforms and. tossed sticker8 into a crowd of 300 kids who then proceeded to trample each other to get a sticker, Might be a fun way to hand out OSAP cheques -next term.

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NOW opan for your convience in the ESC, 9 am.-5 pm., 7 days a week, the Dr. F. Ondle and Dr. M.L Practice free gynecological exam centre. Hera for the beer would like to thank their fans for two great seasons of support. Who knows? Without your support we may not have been Bl Champs in Fall ‘88 or 82 Champs in Winter ‘89. Thanks from Frank, Tom, Andu. Jonathan, Steve, Rod, Jason, 1 Brisk, and Dave. H.F.T.B. ‘88-‘89. bst day to sign up for the University rafting extravaganza on Julie 2,3,4 is today1 Over 700 people have already signed up. Only $120. for everything. $30. down and the balance due May 12. Sign up in CPH 1327 or call Davei at 746-8469. Dtd you know: Micosoft runs Watpubs in Seattle? - Have a oitcher on Bill.

Forget Jamsr Brown, free Todd Bridges{ Amnesty, Pardon, Release. Today’s proieteriat has spoken. Murder is its own reward. PM’8 Paom: Hair today, guanotomorrow. ‘“Think I better dance nowI-What did K&h)ristina say?” The Skull, teuc)r ma under here - that’s Mere i’m softest, or your out of the club. Got it Keilv?

LD8T Ski Gloves (Blue): Last seen in one of the large lecture hails in the Math building at 9:W pm. on Wednesday, March 1, after a Phil 14Onight class. If + found, please call Dar at 746-2924. Lost:

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UW fttm Society present ‘What’s thematter, Dot? (Vit Olmer,Czechosiovakia, 1984) at 7 pm. in UW’s East Campus Hall Rm 1219. This is the 4th in Czech film series. Call 885-1211 ex.3709.

Hmrtbeat Run- Join the 3K -fun run/8k,run at 1:30 pm. Leaving Wateriw Town Square. Pledge. forms available at the PAC.

Ammty tnt*mrttonh Group 9 wilt meet at the Kitchener Pubtic Library, Eby Rm. Topic: Update Morrocco Prisoner. New member orientatipn at 7 pm. Meeting at 7:30 pm. Everyone welcome. For more info please call 893-l 449.

ScrabMs mayera’. Club. Meeting at 7:30 pm. in MC 3012, Mathematics & Computer. Bring boards 81 dictionaries. Phone 579-3695 for details. Visother languages itors, beginners, welcome.

UW D&&IX meets in CC 110 at.8 pm. Check with Turnkeys for. following meetings on Thursday nights. Cafi 884-2414. Hornar Watson House 4% Gallery opens its 1989 season tonite with a reception for its “Earthborn ‘89” exhibit, the Waterloo Potter’s Workshop Annual Juried Exhibition, from 7:30to 9:30 pm. The Gallery is located at 1754 Old Mill Road, Kitchener 7484377. Exhibit contiues till May 7. ,tJwd

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pm. Hiiiiard Hall, First United Church, King & William Streets. Auction of special books. Preview time - 5:30 pm. Auction 6:W om.

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bed Book Sale. 9:QO am. to 1 :OOpm. at Hiiliard Halt, First United Church, King 81William Streets. Sponsored by the Canadian Federatidn of University Women, Kitchener-Waterloo. C8r Ralty for beginners sponsored by Grand Valley Car Club and KW Rally Club, ‘begin&’ and ends at Mother’s Pizza, Cambridge (Hvvy 24 just South of the 401). Registration starts at 6:oO pm. - first c%r away at 7:31 pm. and finish by approx. 1000 pm. Safe fun for art ages, no special equipment needed. For more info call Roger 8852 122. or. Denis 576-7463.

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Do LOU think’y& have %drinking pro: bem1 Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can help. C&t 742-6183. Weekly meetings open to the pubt ic. 3:OCI pm. Village Two Conference Rwm (beside Main Office). ,--

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Dlqcovw “Old Country Games, Here and Now” at the Museum &Archive of Games, Matthews Hall. Multicultural games from Germany, the Mediterranean, the Orient and Caribl%an cuitures. Weekdays 9:m am. to 5:m pm., Sundays 1 :OO %m. to 5:oO pm. Admission fre& Ext. 4424.

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meeting. All friends hymen’s Evmgottcal Fellowship Ev- Frrr ~~ylc@a for the hearing imof the computer please attend. If you paired. The Canadian Hearing Society ening Sevice. 163 University Ave., enjoy Scifi books, comics, rote playing can provide notetakers, sign language W,, Apt. 321 (MSA). 7:OO pm. All are games or would like to find out what , welcome. or oral interpreters aqd listening deviWCDNmDAY MAY 3 we’re all about, nieet in the Clubs ces to make your studies easier. For Room of the CC at 6:OO pm. To disobey Hurorr Campus Ministry is sponsorUnbmHy Chotr voice placement in- _ .the cmputer is treason. ing a Bible Class for students and othmore information, contact ESS Co-ortarviews. Robert Shantz, director. ers on The Book of Revelation. 9:m dinator, The Canadian beering SoEveryone Welcome. Sign up at Room Amnesty tntemrttonat Group 118. am. throughout the term. At ‘The . ciety, 271 Spadina Rd.,Toronto M5R 151, CGC for an interview time. lnterCome join the conspiracy of hope. 1 Church in the Woods”, 209 Bearinger 2V3, (416)964-9595. views wilt also be held on May 4 & 8. Work on behalf of prisoners of conRoad, across from Parkside. Chaplain Choir rehearses on Tuesdays, 7-9 pm. science throughout the world. EveGraham E. Morbey ieads the class. ’ Free compoathg barrels, may be reSponsored by the Conrsd Grebel Coirvone welcome. CC 135, 7:30 om. se&d by catting T&Tech Reqciing at legti Music Department and the CreiaowwlNa CvLWTa Laymen’s Evangellcrt Fellowship 747-2226. Barrels may be picked up tive Arty Board, UW Federation. of Biblie Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. All are Ptay GoI Beginners invited to. Go Students. For more information call after April 1, 1989. Delivery can aiso c welcome. Classes at 7:OO pm. B.C. Matthews 885-0220, ext. 26. be arranged for a minimal charge. For IMF Top Secret. There has been a reHall, Room 1040. Free playing time for * more information contact the Co-ordiMDUDAY port of disturbances at 6:oO pm. Wedail players at 7:30 pm. Call ext. U24 nator Solid Waste Operations at 885r nesday evenings. Your mission, 1or ext, 6887. 9426. should you choose to accept it, witi be The Jewtrh Students’ Association May ‘89 Grads, if you h&e not obto investigate these meetings in the presents Bagel Brunches every Montained permanent employment urjon Clubs Room of the CC. WATSFIC, the day and Thursday from 11:30-l 30 in graduation, join the ARS. .We are iogroup holding these meetings are re-’ CC1 10 or CC135 (check with the cated in Career. Services, NH 1001. ported to propagate science fiction, Turnkeys). Drop in for bagels, juice, Hours - 8130 am. to 4:30 pm. comic books, movie nights and gamconversation and funl ing. Use extreme caution. Chess for both casual and serious GLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Water: players. CC 110,7;~ pm. - 10:oO pm. loo) operate a coffee house. every For more info contact Leigh Ahwai, Wednesday in room 110 of the Cam: 747-2865 or Toriy Jackson, 747pus Centre at UW from 9:OOpm. until Canadian Federation 1 498, 1t:OO pm. All are welcome. Call 884of University Women Student Tax Service. Learn about tax GLOW for more information. Friday April 7 nqon - 9 p.m. reform. Bring your tax slips to the Saturday April 8: 9 8.m. ; 1 p.m. Campus Centre from 5:30 to 7:30 pm. THURSDAY Auction Friday 7th: 6 p.mSponsored by LE$TAX Services 746(Review: 6:W p.m.) The Womyn’r Group meets in CC 135 8495. (usually) at3 8:30 pm. Come out and Flr8tunlMchurd11 TUESDAY . ’ enjoy movie nights, educational evenKing 6 William Strwta ings, dances, road trips, casual dis- . Waterloo ’ cussions. For weekly events call I’M HOUM of Debates meets at 530 ’ lo dm8te txK@ call: 4 collier street, suite 203, 884~GLOW or listen to 94.5 FM, pm. in St. Jerome’s, rwm 229. New 742-5056; 578-9583; 885~488s Torono~, -tar& M4W 1 L7 Thursdays from q-8 pm. members will always be welcome. 8lchde@‘ndormrnuniryprojletr

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