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WPIRG controversy_

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A group of UW students who are petitionitig for the removal of the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group [WPIRG) as a voluntary incidental fee on tuition fee statements may face legal action. L. The group of five students, calling themselves the Committee for Progress, Technology, and Free Enterprise, began circulating a petition and information pamphlet during fresh week. WPIRG calls statements made by the pamphlet false, and is seeking legal advice as to possible avenues of recourse. Dean of Students, Ernie Lucy, says the university has no guidelines asto the procedure to be followed when one group petitions for the removal of another group from.the university fee statement. According to Lucy, such an issue has never arisen before. The lack of guidelines and precedents has resulted in some confusion in the Federation of Students’ officesas how to best handle. the issue, Federation by-laws state that apetitidn,to remove WPIRG from fee statements, would need the signatures of ten per cent of UW students. A referendum would then be held, requiring a majority vote in favor of removing WPIRG as an incidental fee. The issue would then go before the UW Board of Governors for a final decision, The circulation of the petition was approved by Federation of Students President, Dave Readman. He says the Feds support WPIRG, but that t’he petitio’n was given approval because he did not consider it his “place to say whether studentxan have a referendum or not.” . The Feds have g&en thi committee until Qctober 5 @c+ect the

required number of signatures. In an interview from Sudbury, David Bowland, a member

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Bowland conceded the mandata of the committee involves more than the remo’val of WPIRG from the tuition fee statements out said he was “not at liberty to make R blanket statement for the committee with regards to anything else? The pamphlet made reference to a September 30,198Q quote from Itiprint. Bowland said it was meant to read Sefitember 30, ISa81 No such quote was made in the 1988 issue, although WPIRG said they had said similar things in the past. The pamphlet claims “WPIRG’s environmental ‘concerns’ amount to a condemnation of progress and technology and hence also of life prolonging and enhancing advances ih medicine, science, and industry* “WPIRG’s prime goals are not to ‘save’ the environment, but to advance certain socialist aims, There main concerns are ‘social justice’ . . and criticizing ‘today’s power structures’,” the pamphlet continues. Kara Symbolic, research coordinator at WPIRG, called the committee’s accusations “lies and slander.” She said WPIRG is consider-’ ing taking leg&l action against the committee and has consulted a number of lawyers. ‘“The mandate of WPIRG is research, education and action; undertaken by UW students. WPIRG allows students to use their academic expertise in a socially relevant way,” said Symbolic. “We advocate the responsible use of technology which takes into consideration cultural, social and environment impacts,” Symbolic’said WPIRG does not fund any associations or organizations, nor does it receive funding from any political parties. Though the incidental fee on the tuition fee statements is the primary source of revenue for WPIRG, Symbolic said it also receives funding from the provincial and federal governments, as well as from community memberships. Symbolic said the campaign has “brought in a number of frosh who have specifically referred to the pamphlet and have ended up volunl

teering.”

‘“So far it has worked in our favour.”

Thousands of UW students basked Mitchell’s rocking, free concert on the of impressive Bent-sponsored shows all three of his solo albums as welt Battlescar.

in the pleasures of Tuesday’s indian summer and Kiy, Village Green. The hour and a half show kicked off a series scheduled for this month. Mitchell drew from material on as an unreleased ballad and a cover of Max Webster’s photo

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by Mike Sore Imprint staff Fires in two uns’afe student boarding houses have sparked concern that many university ,students may be living in fire -traps. The fires, which occurred during the last week of August, did .not result in any fatalities; however, fire officials say that if the houses had been fully occupied, the results might have been dev,astating. - In Waterloo, premises housing more than three unrelated per‘sons must be licensed. Before receiving the license, the building must meet with fire code standards. There is fear that some of the boarding houses students are currently living in are not licensed, and as a result may be unsafe. Boarding houses are required to display their license in a visible location in the building. William Haase, a fire prevention officer with the Waterloo fire department, says there ;are a number of things students should check for to ensure their dwellings meet with fire safety codes. Rooming houses should be equipped with electrically interconnected smoke alarms on each level of the building. There must also be fire extinguishers. on IA rooming Imuse at 60 A’ustin,Dr. caught fire on August 27 every level, especially in the kitphoto by John Paul Teddol chen and basement. formation Office assisting stui If rooms are being rented out seminars on the topic.’ dents with their concerns, Federation Vice-president in the basement of the building, the fire department requires that Students can also contact the [university affairs), Fran there be two separate exits out of fire department, which will reWdowczyk, says the Feds will be running three seminars this fall the basement. Two well-separsult in the house being checked by an inspector. If it does .not and four more’in the winter. An ated exits are also required for bedrooms above the second floor comply with fire code standards, information pamphlet is also level, the landlord will be required to scheduled for release during the bring the premises up to standbeginning of October. The walls in sleeping areas should be finished with drywall, ard or be chaTged under the Fire Through its two seats on the plaster or a non-combustible Marshall’s Act. city’s Housing Task Force, material: Ceilings on all levels of Erickson says he has noticed Wdowczyk says the university the house, including the base- -an ,increase this term in the is working with the community ment if it is being used as a bednumber of cases in which work to try and encourage the licensroom, recreation room, meeting to dwellings students have coning of rooting houses, which room or hobby room, must also ’ tracted to rent hati not been comwould ensure they meet fire code be non-combustible. pleted, jeopardizing their safety. Standards, by offering incenOmbudsperson Matt Erickson In an attempt to make students tives to landlords. says the first thing students more aware of fire code stand“The problem,” according to should do if they feel they are ards, and of their rights as teWdowczyk, “is that students living in unsafe rooming houses nants,. the Federation of want cheap housing, close to the is move out and stay with Students is. meeting regularly university; landlords know this friends. with the Waterloo fire departand take advantage of it? Students should then express ment to prepare literature and their concerns to their landlord. Sean Conway, Minister If you are unsure of your rights, Ministry of Erickson suggests dropping by Colleges and the Landlord and Tenaxit InforUniversities mation Office (formerly the Ontario Legal Resource Office), in the Campus Centre, befoke confronting your landlord. On Fridays, as part of the Neighbours program (formally WATSHOP), municipal liaison officer Paul Felhaber works out of the Landlord and Tenant In-

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FLASHBACK Compiled b Jeff Smith I ..-I 1mp+t i st ar f Thihy yeti a o this wwk: T&a Curd di d not publish until Octo~ber [see below). . , . ’ Twmty ymn ago this w-k: Registrar Trevor Boyes rejects the idea of pre-registrationby mail as “currently too complicated to be practical.”

o thin week: Tm yum ’ tied Presi% ent Mark McGuire faces eviction for &isting%h& he felt was an unfair rent increase. His landlord litters the campus with copies of the eviction notices. 5. ; The 75 cent Bombshelter hover charge is rescinded; ~ Five years ago this week: Convicted Watergate co-conspirator G. Gordon Lid&jc spbaks to -1,000 UW students. The Bovey Commission on the Future of Ontario UniversNes .sweeps through town. ,a Trivia: Many people.responded to last week’s Flashback to p$nt out what they thought was a misprint; The Cord, they saidi was.8 WLU paper, not a UW paper. In fact, The Cord was the student paper of bothdampuses,until -Waterloo formed its o&n, Can you name the new,pa@l?* I (&nswer next week.) r. . 7

’ m&a@ that they would never-,: ‘I .aloft,.:: abou! IOO>-demon&rat& . ’ %-rget, B holding signs readi@ . . ? gai.hered.at @o p?m. Tuesday 30c Human. Rights $annot Be De-: cpmmemorete the-passing of t(IO - tied, j Never Forget .Tianantien days since the massacre at Tia- _. and We-N’ever Forget - 1~0 Days % _ nan&n&quare. I j L of Beij.ini Massacre. / Sitting on thti steps outside the “.. _ Campus Centre, the IOO d&non- ’ After 20 minutes of rallying, 1 strafars+ cgmpowd. of students the demdnetrators *arched and Qutgide citizens, listened to .down fidg road, up past the modvarious speaker&cry foi freedom’ em languages building, around and deplore.tb massacre of ?II)OO the arts library a>& engineering

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buildings, &din 1up in the inner’ square outside t K e Davis c&e. : Steve Fischer, a graduate student in history, said he was marching because the events at Tiananmen Square were very wrong, “I think we should remember what happened and continue to put pressure on the Chinese government.” Another demonstrator, a foreign student from Beijing who asked not to be named, has been in Canada for eight months. His father, mother, sister and brother &li reside in Beijing, while his wife is here. “1 made a phone call one night, asking what’s happening in China, and they didn’t say anythiqg, because the phone is overheard by the government. They’re scared.” As far as he knew, none of his family was injured or directly affected by the crackdown and ensuing campaign of terror. The demonstrator, a graduate student, was unsure of his plans, saying he would remain in Canada depending on the situation in China. He wasntit hopeful for China’s future, stating, “One thing I’m sure of, is over the next three to five years, is China will not be wide open to the world, They (the Chinese government) will close the door.” When’asked about China’s future, in light of recent events in Poland - the communist government asked the democratic opposition party Solidarity o assume control due to economic pressures - Chung Chieh, president of the Association for Human Rights in China, replied, “The Chinese economic situation is perhaps slightly better than that of Poland, because production is good. However, Poland is seen as a model for China politically. The leaders in China watch the situ,lation with a great deal of concern.” “Also #notice the thousands of EFst Germans going to West Germany;” Chieh added. “They give up their houses, their lifelong environment. What i.s the price of freedom?” When asked about the reaction ,of.%he United Nations and indiwidual governments to the mast ’ sacre, Chieh hesitated, then answered, “I think the *world - reaction from the people, from many governments has been good, except there’s one thing: When it comes to dollars and cents, they lost their sense.” Chieh, who was born in China, and emigrated here 23 years ago, can identify. himself because he has no living family left in China.

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evolving, and hopes the association’s message will accelerate change. “If enough people understand what is freedom, what is human rights, what is the dignity of human, then the execution, the torture will not be able to take place as easily.”

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by Christina Imprint staff

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“No one loves taxes,” observed Finance Minister Michael Wilson, but he believesthat support levels for the new Goods and Services Tax (GST] will increase with understanding. Wilson was met with restrained applause from the Confederation Club last Friday, September 8, at the Valhalla Inn. He appeared slightly uncertain of his reception as he thanked the crowd for the welcome. The topic of discussion was the new nine per cent goods and services tax, which is intended to replace the currently existing federal sales tax .on January I, 1991. The unpopularity of the tax is undeniable to the government - Wilson cited a recent survey which found 77 per cent of Canadians are not in favour of the new tax. In response to this survey, Wilson said he would like to nieet the percentage that were in favour. The tax will be charged at nine ’ p&r cent across a wide range of goods and services and Will replace the current iax, which is buried at the manufacturer’s level. According to Wilson, many people do not even realize they are currently paying a hidden federal sales, tax. Federal sales fax, charked at varying rates, is currently charged on manufactured goods. Those produced in Canada have a tax applied at the time they are sold*hy the manufacturer; imported

goods are taxed when duty is paid on them. There has been a good deal of misunderstanding about the tax, says Wilson, making it important to set it in context. According to him, the tax is an important initiative on’ the part of the government and fundamental t6 its 1984 economic plan. It is intended to help lower budget debts, remove obstacles to economic growth, foster growth and innovation, and’provide greater assistance to Canadians in need. In defense of the tax, Wilson said other industrialized nations

that have changed their tax systems, and the goods and services tax is similar to that used by 48 other countries. Currently, irnports are taxedt less than domestically produced goods, creating what he feels is an unfaip advantage for foreign producers. Domestically, Wilson )says the goods and services tax will be more reliable than the current system, providing a wide base of taxati& %nd femoving’ sales tax frtiti the pro duction process. Thus, the final tax paid by the consumer will not be miagnified bg’ the production process as it iS today.

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Premier David Peterson was one of a medley of politicians who attended a K-W Multicultural Centre fund raising luncheon at the Market Square in Kitchener last Friday. He was there to sing the praises of multiculturalism in Ontario and congratulate the centre on its efforts. The Multicultural Centre in Kitchener exists primarily to provide settlement services for individuals and families who are new to the area. This is the first year they have held this’ type of fund raiser, which was attended by approximately 409 people at $30 a ticket. . Kitchener mayor Don Cardillo, and Waterloo mayor Bryan Turnbull both came out to sup’ port the centre, sample the food from around the world, and see and hear the ethnic dancing and music. John Sweeny, minister of health in Peterson’& cabinet, was on hand, as well as Herb Epp. David Cooke, the Liberal member from Kitchener, introduced Peterson, calling’him, “our premier and our friend.” He said Kitchener numbers fourth in Canada in taking in refugees in absolute numbers, and congratulated the centre on its efforts to help the refugees adjust to their new lives. The Premier began his remarks by commenting on an incident which occured recently in Brockville where an individual desecrated a Quebec flag as a protest to Ontario’s bilingualism policy. “I feel a little unloved,” he commented, adding, “I haven’t been picketed yet.” Reacting to the flag incident, he commented: “I think it is extremely important

that we don’t bver-emphasize this sort of event. In a free country, it will happen.” Peterson went on to congratulate the K-W Multicultural Centre and to praise Canada’s cultural mosaic which he said exists without +‘exacerbated racial tensions and in relative tran1 quility.” He also stated that there is “unity in diversity and diversity in unity.” Andrew Telagdi is currently the chairman of the Board for the MulticulturaljZentre, which was established in. 1967 to coincide with Canada’s centennial. The ,members of the centre include 40 ethnic groups in K-W, along with many other individuals and organizations. Located at 62 Queen Street South in Kitchener, the centre has a three- pronged approach to promoting multicultclralism in Kitchener-Waterloo. ,Settlement services ensums?&t“:@qm families have equ$&53$& t&mainstream seG%& ‘i’hey assist witht finding housing .and- em- , ploykent and provide clothing and translation services. Community development and education is committed ,to raising the cultural awareness and ethnic sensitivity of the ‘community at large. The centre promotes race relations and provides speakers to address groups on the issues and concern& of the ethnic commu’nity. The Multicultural Centre is also devoted to preserving the artistic heritage of the ethnic community in K-W. Each summer they hold a festival in Victoria Park to celebrate Canada Day. In association with UW’s dance department, they also offer people the opportunity to learn ethnic dances.

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Comment

Sex in Imprint Can we talk . . . about sex without being typecast as a pinch-faced conservative zealot or a base, hedonistic animal? This basically sums up the range of comments concerning the last Imprint issue. Those who objected to the emphasis placed on sexual issues in the issue wrongly accused Imprint staff of subverting the young innocents into raging sexual beasts, while proponents of greater sexual education typecast their critics as ignoranP’$&d@s. Both sides acted unfairly in their .reactions ‘toward each other, but both4%ave valid concerns that should not be ignored. The biggest concern of those wit-h more conservative views regarding sex is that talking about sex only increases promiscuity among the young. This belief is true to a point. If the conversation is of the “locker room” type, or if only one view point is given, then the Argument has some validity. However, if sex is discussed intelligently, the argument fails. Given the fact that frosh are blossoming sexually, sexual activity can be expected with or without media coverage on the issue. It is those frosh who are discovering their own sexual identity that most need sane edudation about the joys and, more importantly, the dangers of sexual activity. If the critics of Imprint read the very first article of the sexual pullout, they will find a very balanced discussion dealing with choices about sex. Basically the article says if you don’t want, you don’t have to . . there are choices. To avoid issues dealing with -safe sexual practices is not responsible journalism. The reality is that students are sexually active; it is also a reality that some students practice unsafe sex - heterosexuals and homosexuals. Ignorance about sexually transmitted diseases, AIDS, and responsible sex is, unfortunately, also a reality. The solution is W, . if only it were that easy, Maybe ‘Imprint did go a bit overboard on the number of articles it published that dealt with sex, and.maybe some of the graphics were a tad too explicit, but try to get beyond the appearance and recognize the need for education on sexual issues. If you choose not to be sexually active, great. However, if you are sexually active, you should be aware of the dangers and take, precautions. * l

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ment’s decision to hand the issue over to regional government removed it from province-wide attention; it only remained hot at a municipal level. The Regional Municipality of Waterloo decided to keep the status quo, and the issue died here. But lo! the biggies in the grocery shopping world feel discriminated against because small stores like Forwell’s can open and sell food stuffs on Sunday while they can’t. Thus they are now clamoring to open on that first day of the week, Seven day a week shopping is better for all involved, they say: better for the con,sumer as they have more time to shop, and better for the stores as sales are projected to increase; besides, it is fairer and promotes open competition. Wow! A win-win situation, to quote my former IBM manager. And to be fair, why shouldn’t the consumer be able to have as much time to shop as possible? Sunday doesn’t mean much in a religious sense anymore anyway, especially with the de-Christianization that our soci.ety has gone through, wave after im-

migration wave. And surely there is nothing wrong with increasing store sales, especially in such an honest manner. But here is the rub, and it is the rub that has always been, and always will be: somebody has to work. And 1 don’t want to. My reasons are my own. And I knoti not all grocery managers will want to work either. Sure, the kitchen cinq -[Lob-

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Mart, Dominion, et A&P) claimed at a recent press-conference that they respect those who will not’ want to work. on the Sabbath, but how ca’n they possibly mean that? Managers wil1 not want to hire workers who list Sunday as a day off; even though it is discrimination, they can always site-some other reason for not hiring that individual. And how can you possibly expect to move up through fhe ranks of fhe company if you prefer not to work on Sundays? Sure, these arguments are anctent, but so are those of the grocery magnates* -And I really just wrote this to tell you about the proceedings of their press conference - which occurred on Wednesday, by the way. john Hymen

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Valhalla Inn in Kitchener the scene of last Saturday’s goods- and services tax pep rally. Approximately two hundred people actually paid money for a lunch followed by a speech by Finance Minister Mike Wilson. The crowd was mostly a ftiiendly one, filled with thegreying “my father and his father before him voted Tory” sort of diehard conservatives. They sat the press way at the back, serving us water, coffee, atid a leftover tray of desserts. ’ The speech itself wasn’t designed to tell these people anything they hadn’t already had fixed in their heads - Michael told them the GST will be good for the country and to trust the government. For me, it brought back frightening memories of the stuff we heard from the good old Jaw when he was trying to sell us *on free trade (he only sold 44 per cent of the population, by the way)* Much vagueness and blandness spilled out of the sound system, .the presentation by the minister being only slightly more informative that the new GST pamphlets [available at Mr. Grocer in Westmount, Plaza). I didn’t find him to be all too captivating a speaker, but I’d probably fa1te.r occasionally too if I tried to push the GST past twenty five million Canadians. Before he started speaking. some official announced that there were cards on the tables for the guests’ questions, which the honourable member would answer after his speech. * What a joke! His aides UQdoubtedly filtered through the questions, picking the least in: telligent ones to answer. He spent a little over eigkt minutes answering questions, merely reiterating parts of his speech for the most part. When Wilson was done, some octogenarian got up and congratulated Mike for “being a brave man and coming here today.“I’m quite sure that Wilson knew that he wasn’t going to be speaking to any of the angry seventy-seven per cent of Canadians that aren’t too keen on giving any more money to an incompetent government. was

Qne point that sticks in my mind {because he repeated it about a dozen times] is that he has held government spending at three and a half per Cent for the

him had to do with the housing and the new rebate program. The way I read it (in his department’s publications) they planned on rebating $900 million to home buyers while only taking in $250 million as a result of taxing construction materials. I asked him if this was not self-defeating. He structured hi.s answer in such a way that all1 I can remember is him gesturing with his hands, saying, “so you see, it all balances out.” $8~ I’ tin see, Mike’s been hanging around Mulroney too long, and has acquired Mulroney’sability to say something without sayping anything. In other words, Mr. Wilson has become a nearly flawless politician. And that is not a compli-

l&t few years, and I congratulate him for that. Now we can move ori to the stage where they examine where * that is being spent. Newsflash, Mike! The average guy doesn’t want to read about taxes going up, flip the page, and see how many hundred thousand dollars some MP has spent having his office redecorated, renovated, or gold-plated. * Wilson congratulated himself further by telling us Bevera -times. that the Ontario government has be& spending in the area of ten per cent. But wait: isn’t Ontario that province that has a place called Toronto, which is one of the fastest growing cities .in .North America? Maybe they’re trying to accommodate Southern Ontario’s needs, since the federal government has an annoying habit of reneging on promises. After the speech, he was to meet with the press in another room. Some poor dope forgot to unlock the room, so we asked him some questions in .the hallway while someone looked for the key. One of the questions 1 asked

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All is not lost. There is a slim hope to hang onto. This tax isn’t supposed to go into effect until 19% It only took the prime minister about a year to totally reverse his opinion on Free Trade, and mere months to can the submarine program. If we rely on our prime minister’s- _ history of unreliability, who knows? David Thomson

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Books is the .apparently conattempt to draw a contrast between the two stores, and in so doing present the former as not just inferior to the latter, but also as the place where one can indulge what to these authors is an “irrational reverence+’ [Oxford definition of fetish] for Marvel Comics. Let’s describe the contrasting summaries of the two establishments as supplied in the Books, records section of Arts and Features. First, Carry-On Comics is portrayed as “Heaven.in Uptown Waterloo ‘if you have a Marvel comic fetish, or dig X-men.” The very next sentence says about our competitors, Now and Then Books, “the real drawing card here is the vast selection of comics from the standards to Love and Rockets, Freak Brothers to the more alternative’ coniics ,*+ scious

While we appreciate the mention o_fCarry-On Comics in the -Books, records section of Arts and Features, we feel it,is necessary for the sake of our business and its customers to comment on the terminology used in reference to us. It is difficult to understand how the phrasing was formulated for the description of our store, It is inaccurate in its implications and somewhat insulting to a number of our patrons, and therefore to the business generally. The question immediately arises as to why the writers here would omit the fact that CarryOn Comics stocks all DC titltis as well as all Marvel titles, and a healthy representation of “alternate”, or non-Marvel/DC. comics, over seventy in number per month. More perplexing to those who are familiar with both Carry-On Comics and Now and Then

[italics

mine).

Note that although Carry-On Comics stocks aI1 DC. comics and over seventy alternate titles including Freak Brothers and

“Marvel

comics

fetish”

Twenty-five people objected to lube Twenty-five people, each a great boob Twenty-five reasons for their refusal These funny rednecks! Their reasons were mostly other than sex!

we believe that each variety of comic has its place in the entertainment specfrum, and that enjoyment of some of the standard Marvel comics is no more a fetish thdn the enjoyment of dessert after a meal. Everyone knows the difference between steak and pie, and enjoys leach for what it is wbrth. Those whp ,have no time for dessert could perhaps stand to lose a little weight.’ For our part we just want the folks to know that we have the dessert, the main course+ and the aperitifs. what a repeat of the comic book description in terms of its inadequacy. In both poster and comic book selection we ,consider selves to be among the Thanks for listening. Philip Glepkens Proprietor Carry-On Comics,

much

and no room for dimples and from there to her pimples She looked in her mirror and: “I’ve newly broke-out! But the tube said - Pyrex! ‘Put some in the umm - “thing that’s used only for sex”!“’

A great braiin, when told‘that lube makes men gay Said: “Oh good! Then they will live in a happier way They’ll pick flowers and veggies, and won’t be depressed / Holy Biblical Lex! You mean gay’ means-the way that two men do sex?” worst were these two who hailed from Lesbos They carried their preferences farther than most They called themselves after-the parts men don’t have. “Clightoris” and “Virginia” were the ways thai they said it And if anyone tried to correct them: “Forget it! Girl, you’ve been brainwashed-by those creatures with peanuts!” Well, at seven each night they ‘began their Great Game After disrobing, they did things I won’t name And one night they wanted to vary their pleasure But they only felt squishy, So they kooked at the box and cried out: “Vey Oy! This lube to be used by a girl with her - boy!,

yearning for -- (gasp) men in their sex!” .

jumped running to CC. with fright all the others, and shouted all night: “It’s sexist! immoral! It can be misused!” And they stopped “it,” They don’t play with full decks. For each one, alone, must choose the way they want sex! And

found

Jay Shorten 2N Russian

Judging by his article “Are’you oppres‘tied? You decide!‘+, it seems as though John Zachariah has read one too many issue.s of the Toronto Sun, True to the latter’s style, John draws upon min-

fied substitutes. “Opt” indeed+

for whbt

advice

are we offered to redtore our inner health? John shys that those wishing to escape these

imal analysis of “0 pression” and its origins. He Peaves unchallenged the question of the real, objective conditions of “oppression” and thereby ‘he too fails to learn “precisely what’s wrong to begin with”, This ailows his fancy the opportunity to select the contexts in whichbe finds the ‘loppress*. The danger in this is not simply that anti-oppression struggles may be misguided, but that they may contribute results contrary to their emancipating

evils should

“modern” capitalism change their bttitudes lifestyles. He would advo-

and cate class struggle of colurse, but somehow during its idevelopvent “modern” capit a’lism did away with those old class distinct ions. ’ The basis of society and Source of oppression shifted magically from production, controlled by the few, to consumption, governed by the many. Too bad this liberal lie can’t even begin to explainanything whatsoever concerning the perpetua-

goals. Look

at what John thinks of Latin America. He has high praise for the role played by liberation theology in “peeling awey the dfficial version of realit-Y’+:” it interprets the struggle of the poor as a cl-ass struggle”. Let us not mistake the character of this interpretation. In 1974 Brazilian bishop Helder Camara said that an “element of Marx’s system (which is] a neglected Christian truth is his judgment

tion of women’s oppression, racism, anti-gay bigotry, environmental destruction, homelessness, hunger. . . Nonetheless, John believes that the individual conscientious consurr)er is the agent of social -reform and his advocacy of “personal: politics’+ follows. This does not preclude organized activity.

politics++ Rather, “personal views individuals as psychological beings to the exclusion of

that the relationships of production generate class struggle, exploit at itin, t&ions, rebellion”. But what do we read about North America? Here the Situationist analysissatisfies John. A “spiritual” oppression is plaguing us all. “-Modern capitalism (is) an attention-diverting proaccording to this line of I. ject”

“They would

any

materialist

considerations.

Indeed, John asks us to “pull together”. But the most vital issue has also been missed, viz. Who pull with? There are plenty artificial divisions available

Conthued

Allison

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many do we got left?” (Say it) .

“Awe’some. We really scammed ‘em this time,” “And those boneheads believed us.” (Say it!) “I still say we could have got away w-ith twenty.” ‘*Think so?” “Ya.” “ya?” “Ya.” (What’s.wrong, chicken?) “So that’s another buck fifty for the F--scholarship f&d,” “They should be worth about that.” (Say what it is) “Ctiod thing we didn’t, eh?” (SAY IT!] “Ya. They would have abused it anyway,”

(LUBRICANT, you dolts) “Couldn’t ya just see RECkers using it for lip gl,oss?” “Or Artsies thinning down acrylic paint.” (I give up.] “Get real dude. And engineers greasing their Squeeky

Tool”

“Maybe it’s a good thing we got the stuff without spermicide.” “Ya, that would have been a rough ride.” “So, what about the gap lappers next year?” “How

about

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of to

on page 8A

have abused it”

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thought; “spectacles” lure us from wholesome fulfillment of our “most basic spirit4 needs” to odt instead for cold commodi-

The Voice of . Treason ’

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Oedipus Rex! We must stop this! Or froshettes will start

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One squeezed some of it upon his toothbrush -. And when he put it in his-mouth, he got quite a rush He said: “Oh, Allen Funt! Why does my mouth feel like a Chili Tex-Mex? Eeek! The contents you only squeeze out for sex!” A girl

while

cording to these writers, NXIW and Then Books is “the real e drawing card.” This does a great disservice to Carry-On Comics, which has been described by stu_dents, who have seen many ,comic stores, as one of the best in Ontario. A disservice is also done to our customers xwhen the enjoyment of Marvel comics is portrayed as a fetish. We’re sure many will find this view of their reading ha’bits amusing. So.nie may take of-

Incidentially, the depiction of our poster selection was some-

Iaureate writes

You see, they had each bought some lube in the past But strangely, these tubes were not used up too fast For they used them quite wrongly, as I shall relate Go ahead, do your checks! You’ll find that they knew not these tubes were for sex!

Love and Rockets; we are described as a place that caters to a

naps?++

_ “Or a frigid tool’?‘! “No way, they won’t go for a penile substitute. A donut perhaps?” “Naw dude, the frosh kit’s hygiene-orientated+ no pleasure items”. “How ‘bout a Swiss Chalet finger bowl?” “Use your fork dear.” “Or a sample bleach. Gotta watch out for AIDS, don’tcha know,” “Wait dude. It might be abused too,” “Oh grodie, make me blow some ultimate chunks. I can see them putting it in their hair.” “And in their clothes too.” “Eeeoooo!” “Hey, want to ride something that swells? “Sure dude, and this time without.” “Oh wow, like that’s the.”

Imprint,

Friday, September

15, 1989

. FORUM

Sexual Pullout helps reader To the ‘editor: I would like tb thank the Im= print staff for supplying ‘us the students of Waterloo - for that ever so informative article explaining. how to put azondom 0X-L

I’m sure that there are a lot of ignorant students out there who . didn’t have the faintest idea how to do this challenging task. Out there somewhere, there is a person trying to place a prophylactic on his nose or trying to stuff it in his earhole. Somewhere else, one non-imprint reader has a condom rolled out on .each toe (two on his big toe for added safety). This is because these people did not read Imprint. Now they know better! And for those males out there who didn’t know what their penis looks like, Imprint provides .graphic information, juft in case. w nobody ever Personally, showed me what ti condom was for, but I figured it out all by myself and I am presently awaiting my Nobel prize (I’m not holding my breath). Howeveb, we

To YOU-FHealth

Continued

Ask, we’llh, answer

can’t take it for granted that everyone was able to figure this out for themselves.. The verbal - instructions are printed on the condom box! That’s all that is required, If the sex clinic wants to help prevent unwanted pregnancies, just explain what is available as far as birth control goes - but showing step-by-step graphic descriptions of the anatomy and roduct is going a little bit too r+ar, don’t you think? What will we read next week? “How. to have sex with a partner - THE PROPER WAY - the inside story: Imprint method no.42. Photographs provided.” For all you guys ~$0 have prophylactics. hanging from your noses - you roll it out on ari erect penis and go to it, Any questions? NEXT WEEK: How to properly ingest the Pill: Don’t rub it on your legs.

Andrew Dalby 2A Physics ,

Prqblems? Bring them to the Health and Safety Resource Network (HSRN). You can find us in the Health and Safety Building, Room 121 or a scribbled word or two in the Question Box in the main foyer of the H&S Building or call ext. 6277 or send a friend or try your hand at skywriting -. . We may not have the answersto all your questions, but we probably-can direct you to theBource best suited to your needs. No question is too small, big or silly to handle. So, come on down and take hdme some free pamphlets. Back ‘problems (slight change of topic]. A friend who had a -sudden onset of pain caused me to think about pains in the back. Believe it or not, back care .at more vibrant ages is important since defects in our back tend to be due to gradual abuse. Also abuse does not usually yield immediate warningsignals, so damage may occur without our knowledge. To aid in slowing back abuse: - Don’t slouch (stand up and sit up straight, “sonny/missy”+) - Don’t lift with your back (bend your legs.) * - Don’t sleep on your front. Proper exercise strengthens the muscles supporting your back simple promotions at the HSRN office.) r we h ave‘several, - Ask your doctor (they live for-seeing patients who can still walk in.) - Don’t have a friend hold you upside down and bounce you on your head (this is not good.] Look for HSRN activity in upcoming events, such as Vqlunteer Fair, AIDS Awareness Week and Drug Awareness Week, Also see this column and the HSRN bulletin board in the southwest corner’ of the Campus Centre for mure infortiation on othe: interesting topics, such as nutrition, dieting, exercise, safe sex, Sexual harassment, stress, relationships,and making big money on Jeopardy to name a few.

Feds promote

awareness

Fran Wdowczyk Tim Collins Dave Readman, PaAnrmtklr

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from page 7A

slice up social movements of fuzzy principles, so we must be clear, The evils John condemns inhere in our society’s class structure. A minority attempt to contain the majority within the strait-jacket of the oppressive laws of capital accumulation. As world capitalism stumbles in its current crisis the working people of the world are squeezed tighter, but no answers can be found within this system. The exploited and oppressed in North and Latin America must organize an alternative to replace, not reform, capitalism. Their struggles are the same: the struggle for power, the power to humanize the world’s priorities. The present ruling class would like nothing better than to #see their opposition fractured and atomized by “personal politics”, This is impotent strategy. Capitalism has immense resources with which to defend itself. It trembles only at the thought of a resourceful and confident class vvho have ceased to wait fw what capitalism can‘t give. Bryan Smyth 2B Math

Environmental Friendliness in seven easy

sexual - ’ The Federation of Students would like to take this opportunity to clear up some of the misconceptions made in last week’s Imprint regarding the Fed’s ‘role in sexuality-related issues. Firstly, the Sexuality Resource Centre is a service sponsored solely by the Federation of Students. The Feds hire co-ordinators and allocate the funds necessary to purchase items such as lubrica‘nt and condoms as well as the costs incurtied by the general functioning of the centre. So if you have any sexually related concerns, drop by the Federation of Students’ Sexuality Resource Centre. Secondly, some cotiments in last week’s Imprint were unjust. ii The Federation of Students do care. We co-sponsored a play entitled Single anb Sexy that was , presented twice during frosh week. This play dealt with such topics as sexually, transmitted diseases, birth control methods, pregnancy, stress and sexual ha- _ rassment. The,Federation videotaped this productionand will be showing i$ around. campus throughouf!the term. .. . Thirdly, %e Federation of Students hires an Aid’s Awareness Commissioner every term. We allocate funds towards Aids Awareness Week on campus, educational Aids seminars and many other areas specific to Aids. Finally, the Federation presents speakers such as Sue Johanson from the “Sex with Sue” radio program (September 18). Such speakers help educate students on sexual issues. A major concern of the Federation is sexuality awareness, If we all help promote sexuality awareness+ we can make sex a more approachable subject.

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{If you’re clumsy on yohr environmental feet, here’s a seven steD dance that will get yo6 through your day gracefully. All you hav”e to do is this . . :

The Working Waltz - Lug-a-mug throughout the day and use it during your coffee/tea breaks, instead of using ditiposablestyrofoam or paper cups. This practice will reduce your disposable cup usage by over 1,000 CUQS a year (three cups/day). Mugs are available from WPIRG and The Bathroom Boogie. .. several coffee shops on campus. - take a short (five minute), warm, (not hot] shower, and turn ttie - bring lunch to school in re?usable containers - this saves you water off while you soap up to conserve even more. monby, and it saves the environment on the number of disposable - install water restri’ctors, (available free from the WPIRG office] _ products used. in all your taps, to decrease by 4Oper cent the tap water you use - recycle fine paper, cans, bottles and newspapers. [Call WPIRG and by 30 per cent the energy used to heat the water. br your student society for a list of campus recycling depots). - flush the toilet only when necessary. Every flush uses 18-20 + - use both sides of your sheets of paper, and use waste paper as litres of water, and toilets alone are responsible for 40 per cent of message/memo pads befgre recycling. our daily domestic water consumpfion. Install Aqua Savers (free - get involved with recvcling efforts on campus. (Almost every from WPIRG), in your toilet, and save 45 per cent to 56 per cent student society has a recycling program that needs volunteers.) [which is. equivalent to 4-5 gallons) with each flush,’ - use biodegra,dable soap and shampoo, (available from natural -food stores, Mr. Grocer, and Eby Town Food Co-6p in the Phillip The Laundry Mambo Street Residences.) ’ - use washing soda and soap flakes instead of detergents for - don’t let the water run while you’re brushing your teeth or cleaning clothes. (These are available from Eby Town Food Co-op, shaving. Zehrs, and natural food stores). - use re-usable razors, not disposables. JJse shaving cream in - hang your clothes out on t-he line in spring, summer and fall. tubes instead of aerosols. - use cold or warti water rather that hot for washing to sa.ve energy. - only wash clothes. once you have enough for a full load. The Kitchen Tin * + - fill the ket%onrr much as:, is ieeded ‘2f&“~---ks’ &nk~~jt”ar;a as w-&ter,

*to make

tea or coffee

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-%eep .a bottle of water in the fridge instead of running water : uniil it% cold. _ * 1 avoid stacking items in the fsidee as this prevents air circula%-I; by not stacking, you will save energy. - if you must preheat your oven before use, do so for only five minutes. - shine your sinks and appliances with non-toxic baking soda on a cloth, ’ - use cloth rags instead of paper towels and other di’sposables. - don’t leave (he water running while doing the dishes. reduce the amount of packaged food you buy - instead, buy n bulk. - re-use your plastic and glass food containers. - recycle what you cannot re-use (for information on recycling Waterloo.

compost

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or visit

your

organic

WPIRG.)

kitchen

scraps

The Shopping Shimmy ’ - carry your-own.cloth shopping’bags or packs to avoid the waste that plastic bags cause. - buy the least pat-kaged3ems available [usually this means buying whole foods [not processed) in bulk from natural food stores, Eby Town Eood Co-op and the Farmer’s Market). When you must buy packagedfoods, buy containers t:hat are re-usable and/or recyclable. - prepare a shopping iist before going to the store. This eliminates impu.lse buying based on gimmicky sales appeal. - support the United Farm Workers boycott and don’t buy Californian or Chilean grapes because of the carcinogenic pesticides used. - buy environmentally friendly cleaning products such as baking soda, -vinegar+ washing soda, borax, soap flakes etc..Visit the WPIRG office for a-complete list of these items.

and peelings.

Off-to-school-shuffle - walk, bike or take public transportation to get to school.- if you want to do the “Car-leston”, form. a carpool._ _ . q j- keep your car maintained to keep emissions at minimum levels and lengthen the lifetime of your car. - use unleaded lead isn’t released into our gasoline so harmful air.

The Leisure Time Leap [also known as the PIRG Polka) - get involved in other initiatives to help the environment organize a clean-up of a local area; join the city% Citizen Recycling Committee; plant a tree in your yard [check with your landlord first]; pass this article on to’a friend when you’re finished. - become an active voluntee’r in your organization - the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group. Visit the WPIRG office, room 123 General Services Complex (by the smokestack), or call extension 2578.

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DEAR SEXPERT: I’ve been having sex with my boyfriend for a few years but I’ve never had an orgasm, Should I see my doctor about this? ANSWER: The reason you haven’t yet experienced an orgasm might be physical (i.e, your clitoris could be shielded from stimulation), but there are other possibilities that are more likely. Many other females have reported that they have not orgasmed until they wery,in their 2~s. [or later]. There are twqmajor reasons why this occur&’ difficulty.in relaxing, I and lack of communiCation with a partner,’ It is unlikely that you will experi&e high levels of satisfaction from sexual activity unless you are completely relaxed. It’s difficult to reIax when yo$re concerned’about things such as a parent or roommate returning home early. Finding a good time and place for sex is important. Being comfortable with your sexuality can also help you to feel more relaxed. Sex is never “perfect” - accept yourself for what you are and don’t worry if someone else’s body looks different than yours, if you make “funny” noises during sex, and so on. Having a method of, birth control that you fully understand and trust is another way of increasing your peace of mind. If relaxatiun is not a concern, maybe you and your partner need to communicate more openly about what pleases you. Your boyfriend might be able to help you achieve orgasm if ,he knew where and how you liked to be toudhed. This.is not something that males inherently know.

Friday,

September

15,

i989

Realizing Orgasmic Potential

Student

Open communication about sex can be very difficult. There has to be a good level of caring and trust so that neither one of you feels threatened or inadequate. Before you can teach your partner how to please you, you have to know how to please yourself; The most effective way of learning about yourself is through masturbation, when you can focus solely on your own body and its sensations.

saves Renison

One final thirig to cdnsider is thdt you may’haGe.had an orgasm but didn’t realize it. Althbugh this might sound strange, it is not uficom’tion, If you have unrealistic expectations of what an orgasni is, you inight be’unaivare of one jutit because it ‘can’t be measured on the Richter scale.

The quick thinking pf a Renison College student put out a fire in a college dormitory room on September 7.

An excellent book to read about realizing your sexual potential is For Yourself: The Fulfillment of Femcde Sexuality by Lonnie Barbach. The author wrote about her experience of successfully helping a group of pre-orgasmic women achieve greater sexual pleasure. It is available in paperback for approximately $5.

Jason McDermott was in the lounge of the women’s dormitory when someone saw smoke coming from a window, said Renison spokesperson Tom Brenner.

If you still think that there is a physical reason had an orgasm yet, then you should get a referral and.find out for sure.

McDermott put out the fire in Judith McAdams’ empty room before the fire department arrived. He was later treated at the K-W Hospital for smoke inhalation, and then released.

that you haven’t to a gynecologist

This column is prepared by volunteers of the Sexuality Resource Centre (formerly Birth Control Centre). If you have questions about this column or questions for future.columns you can visit us in Room 206>of the Campus Centre, or call us at 885-1211,

Although thle police report is not in, the fire is believed to have been started by tin/’ electrical problem in a plug-in radio, Brenner said. I

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15,

1989

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and

Renate

Shinerama ‘89 wasn’t a11 just and games. To raise money for cystic fibrosis, thousands of students from universities all over Ontario got up at ungodly hours this past Saturday, September 9, They proceeded to shine cars and shoes, sing, hold signs, and take donations. D”W students lined downtown areas of Kitchener, Waterloo, and Cambridge in their quest ‘for funds. Most of you have probably heard about Shinerama, but don’t know about thedisease it is helping to fight. Cystic fibrosis is a chronic disease of the glands of external secretion which may seriously affect respiratory passages, pancreas, liver, and sweat fun

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glands: Believed to have hereditary origins, is often fatal even though it can be diagnosed early. CF requires continuous medical supervision to prevent respicatory infections.’ Despite medical treatment, cystic fibrosis usually kills by chronic lung infections of ever increasing severity. In fact, it robs more young people of lives than any other disease. _

more effective treatments of the disease. In the last decade, it is estimated that the number of pills taken daily by cystic fibrosis patients has decreased from 100 to 20. This year, the Federation of Students estimates that $32,000 to $35,000 was raised by UW, compared to $45,000 last year. This is an unofficial estimate final figures come out at the end of October. Poor weather discouraged people from getting their cars One out of everv 20 Canadians washed this year, Shinerama ofcarries the gene fk cystic fibroficials said. sis, fdr which there is as yet no cure. Western’s student federation The help of students is one has challenged UW and Laurier hope for change. The team effort to raise more money than it Goes. of all those who volunteer for If Western wins, UW and Laurier Shinerama each year could help feds have to dye their hair with find the cure. Fundraising of Western’s colours - purple. the kind done during frosh week Whoever the winner is, the has helped fund research to find money still goes to a worthy cause. The victims of the disease have a better chance of survival and the students enjoy themselves, engaging in water fights, washing cars and meeting people, while working for a good cause. “I had a great time,” said Dave Augustine, a first year physics student, “I weaved in and out of cars. It went well - 1 didn’t get run over, Even though I was just one student, I kept in mind that we all worked together as one. It was worth getting up early for.” Another first year student, Skcott Terrio, said it was an “awesome time. People were a little more willing to participate than I expected. We’got pretty services for charity. at times, but I’m’not reI creative : vealing anything. It was all for a ‘tit0 by. Joanne Sandrin : good-cause, so no harm done.”

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off. Wiles says this is just as well, since we use plastic containers for food. Milk, for example, comes in polyethylene jugs and bags which are “totally inert microbiologically,” Wiles says. If they weren’t, we would be eating and drinking plastic.

When a plastic package announces that it is biodegradable, don’t believe it -there is no such thing as a truly biodegradable plastic, says a federal government scientist. Plastics expert Dr. David Wiles, director of chemistry at the National Research Council, says the best thing to do with plastics is recycle them. “There’s - a lot of mythology floating around and it’s very hard for people who don’t have the facts to get them,” Wiles says. He is’trying to set the record straight. He says that when a substance biodegrades, it is due to activity by micro-organisms - mostly fungi - which excrete enzymes that go after carbon atoms. When, the fungi break the carbon atoms off materials, such as paper or food wastes, these materials biodegrade. However, the micro-organisms cannot biodegrade plastics because the carbon atoms are too difficult for them to break 1 I I I 1 I I I I I

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Since nothing biodegrades in the dumps, it is practically useless to dump biodegradable or compostable products in landfill dumpsites, Wiles says. An ‘example are environmentally friendly garbage bags - some of which may not be that environmentally friendly to start with. “When someone brings me a package containing. garbage bags that says these are 94 per cent biodegradable’ and asks me if this is correct, I have to say no,” Wiles says. , Th6 bags are made from about 94 per cent polyethylene [a plastic) and six per cent cornstarch.

lene into something that will photodegrade, but you can’t convert it to some!thing that will biodegrade.” However, he notes that in a dumpsite light can’t get to photodegradable plastics because “the stuff is covered over every day.” . Thin sheets of photodegradable plastic are currently being used in agriculture. Farmers can lay them between rows of vegetables to help keep the soil warm and moist, and discourage weeds. “When the stuff breaks down at thh end of the growing season, you simply plow it under,” says Wiles. Plastic that photodegrades breaks down into small’ dustsized particles; that mix in with the soil, he ad,ds.

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Are you one of the many UW students who commutes from outside of the immediate Kitchener-Waterloo area? There are a number of us who, for a variety of reasons, have decided that trekking back and forth every day is the best way for us to get our higher education, I am starting my third year as a commuter ‘and now have it down to’a fine art, and thought I’d pass on a few tips to those of you starting out. The first thing I did was to invest in an A.M./F,M. cassette player. No, I’m not felling you to invest half your OSAP in a super-sonic ear buster, but _why not spend a few bucks on something that would make your daily journey more pleasant? Your radio also allows you to catch ui, briefly on the news as well as to find out what kind of driving conditions lie in store on days to come. The second thing I got when I decided to become a commuter was a Canadian Automobile Association membership. A membership is fairly inexpensive and the service is great. The great thing about CAA’is that it is your membership, not your Ear’s, which means it can be used on any vehicle you want you can change the vehicle as often as four times a year. Next I got my gas credit cards. I do prefer to use cash, but when I’m, a little short, my cards guarantee I won’t run out of gas twenty minutes and thirty miles from my last final! Credit cards also allow me the

convenience of filling my tank. My time is valuable, and stopping for gas once and filling my tank is certainly more convenient than stopping three times at five bucks a shot. I have learned to keep a small notepad and pen on the dash of my car. Jotting things down at the next red light has helped me remember things I know I would forget otherwise. I find myself thinking of something I, may have to pick up, essay topics, ideas for a particular paper, someone I have to call, and so on, and writing them down at the next stop sign. Writing essays while driving is not terribly safe. As one commuter to another, I also suggest you practice com-inon sense when it comes to basic car care and safety. Keep your car in good shape and it will be good to you. Your tirepressure, your spare tire and -your oil should be checked regularly. In the winter, ,give yourself extra time to scrape windows and warm the car up, as well as extra driving time. You shbuld also consider the times your classes are’ held, Try to avoid having days with just one, forty minute lecture + it’s too tempting to miss “just one lecture.” I know that everyone’s schedule! is not that flexible, but I have arranged mine so th,at my M.W.F. 9:30-lo:30 now reads R 7:0&10:00. This change allowed me to take Fridays off where I can work &t home. I have classes Monday to Thursday, but I know that if I had kept my: Friday, class

my marks definitely would have suffered. It% inevitable that everyone will miss a class, commuters or not. At the beginning of the year, arrange with someone next to you to borrow their notes from missed lectures, It is actually even better to arrange this with a few people, as one may interpret a professor differentlyrthan another, or may have missed that lecture too. I also arrange, at the beginning of the year, an emergency place to crash just in case I’ve had too much to drink, my car breaks down, or the weather is too bad to venture any distance in. I have a -key to her house [most generous of her) and know how to get there by bus. Conimuters should try to car pool. The hardest part about this is finding people from your area who go to Waterloo. A message on a bulletin board, an add in Imprint, or an ad in your local paper could provide you with a pool-mate, not to mention a potential new friend. The final thing I suggest to commuters, and I think it is very important-, is to join something extra-curricular! A commuter can, at times, feel somewhat dienated. You may know a few people in your classes but not as intimately as they seem to know eat h other. University is not just an education - it’s a way of life. UW has plenty of clubs and activities to meet a variety of interests. Try and find one that meets yours,

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by loson Rochon Impdat staff Yes, students . . . it’s the everything you ever wanted to know your prof but were too afraid to ask column. Got the urge to ask that PhD something, but not the nerve? We’ll ask him or her for you. No question too big, no question too smslI. Bring your questions in to our office in room 140.of the Campus Centre [ask the turnkeys for directions), and if we really like your question, we will reward you with a steaming mug of Imprint coffee! And now, for this week’s qu&&ns: To:‘Prof. Pierre Filion, Urban and Regional Planning Question: If Waterloo had a dome,.where would we put it? Answer: I think it should cover .the\ whole campus- Instead of having an ivory tqwer we would haue an ivory dome. We would be totally isolated from all external influences. . about

These “recked” recreation fresh enjoyed their introduction to the PAC quadrangle.

To: Prof. Jan NarvesoC Phi!osophy u&ion: Is it possible to manipulate the real world via phiIoso5p ical discovery? - Anon. have been seized Answer: Uhm . , , Yes. Lots of philosophicalideas upon by people to make various changes in society. As for changes in the real world, it depends on where you draw the line between the physics and the metaphysical. If you include fundamental developments in the worl‘d of physics as being philosophical discoveries [e. Einstein) then 1 think the answer is yes. To: Prof. Christine L, MacKenzie, Kinesiology Question: What are the chances of a steroid-free 3en Johnson the 3992 Olympics, and what will he look like? - Anon. Answer: I think this will deDend on whether he eats-carrots.

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Freedom.*Of. choice Renate Staedd Imprint staff by

“Freedom and rights are the real issue.” That’s the mandate of the Citizens for Choice group recently formed out of Cam-’ bridge. The group’s first public meeting, held last Tuesday at ,Kit c hener’s Victoria Park Pavilion attracted about 130 people. Women of all ages constituted most of the audience. Organizers are hoping to double the turnout for the next meetat 8:OO p.m. Tuesday, ing, October 3 in the Kitchener,Publit Library. Citizens for Choice ’ was formed with the i&iative of Cambridge businessman Ralidy White, in response to anfi-abortion protests held c&side the clinic of Dr. Norman”Assad, a fertility specialist in Camb’ridge. As an obstetrician’ apd gynecologist, Dr. Assad’s wopk includes performing abortions. His clinic was the site of a protest by pro-life groupti earlier this summer. Spokespeople are quick tostate, however, that the gftiup does not just support tiny one person, but rather the idea of freedom for the individual. Gloria McCready, one of the group’s spokespeople, emphasized in her speech that Citizens for Choice are pro-choice, not pro-abortion. “We recognize that a decision as important as this (having an abortion] cannot and should not be made by a third party.” The group promotes the belief that a woman should make a “rational, informed decision” with the advice of her doctor. McCready spoke of the “price Chantal Daigle had to pay” as an indication of “just how fragile that victory was,” urging listeners to take a “firm stand on this issue, and under no circumstances bend to the demands of a few.” Citizens for Choice advocates freedom of choice in personalde&ions, its spokespeople and its literature stating that “no

woman should be forced to contogether outside the Waterloo tinue an unwanted pregnancy; .Region Planned Parenthood ofno woman should be forced to fice. have an abortion.” The group Abortions constitute only “a wants to improve education minuscule part” of his practice, about sexuality and contracepAssad said, as he is also a fertiltion, and “counfer mis-inform& -‘ity specialist and delivers over tion used by anti-choice groups.” 41f10 babies per year, He believes The basic philosophy of the orthe medical profession will conganization is one of “positive ra,tinue to provide abortion servitional action.” They believe xes if doctors know that there is for their position. an&cho.he groups- work from a ‘public support negative pri&ple, and shotild 9 Dr. Assad’s speech closed with change their actions to work at ;a standing ovation from the austopping the need for abortion. idience. Because j of harassment Prior to 1969, abortion was an ‘by anti-abortionists, not only at illegal practice in Canada; Dr. :the clinic but also at his home Assad, the keynote speaker of ‘and his children’s schools, Dr. the even&g, btated that prior to Assad is moving out of the re1969, when he served as a resi-. gion. dent and intern at St. Joseph’s A small group of about a dozen Hospital QI Hamilton, “at IeaSt anti-abortion protestors was 30 per cent of the institution’s present outside Victoria Park intensive care units were filled Pavilion. In his speech, Randy with women who had had sucWhite asked that pro-choice tion abortions.” He also stated members ignore the protestors that abortjogs were performed and in no way seek to antagonize in many c& fhti ethnic communithem. No hostile exchanges took ties. place either before or after the Dr. Assad claimed that the meeting. change in the law, legalizing White was the final speaker of abortion’ did improve the situathe evening. He spoke of the antiition, but ‘fthe law did not correct choice reaction to t-he Eormatiqm of ,the,Citizens for Choice group. +;thi inequities that existed across r the country.” Dr. Assad claimed His comment that he had been that with <anti-choice groups, told by anti-choice members that Canadians still have “a third they considered themselves “the party, trying to impose their guardians of our morality,” eliviews in an area in which they cited laughter from the a.udience. have no: business. This statement is made by peo“What is particularly scary is ple who “believe in the violation that they are now starting to ex- of one of the most basic -rights, tend their sphere into the areas the freedom of the individual to of contraception . . and advancontrol their own lives and make ces in reproductive medicine,” he their own decisions,” White said. stated. The current policy of the White summed up the stand of Society , of Obstetricians and the Citizens for Choice, stating that “the issue is so complicated Gynecologists is that abortiori and should be a matter between a pa- that every case is different, tient ‘and her doctor. as a result, there is no way that According to Dr. Assad, “antiyou can draft or form any law abortion groups have already that can possibly deal with this done a good job of intimidating issue . . . the only way to-handle this is to leave the matter to the physicians in the area.” Besides the protests outside his clinic, informed woman and her doctor, Dr. Assad was also referring to a We do not simply want to be a protest by the ‘Teenagers Resculoud voice in the community. Rather we want to take careful, ing Unborn Tiny Humans” well thought out, positive action (T.R.U.T.H.), a group of teenagers who handcuffed themselves to achieve our goals.” l

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to winning’ computer chess is absolutely amazing the hvman more knowledge. mind is. The things we do in a The Myrias computer will insplit second are incredibly diffipotential be- cult for a commuter.” Edmonton. Alberta holds at crease Phoenix’s least a double distinction among cause it is basically 4,000 small Computer chess, like the norcomputers combined into one, At Canada’s computer scientists. ma1 game of chess, uses a board It’s home to both’ the My,rias the moment, Phoenix requires a and 16 chess pieces. The difference is that all decisions are “team” of 30 separate small comcompany, builders of Canada’s made by computers instead of only supercomputer, and to Dr. puters hooked up in a mode people, although the pieces are Jonathan Schaeffer, the designer . ..called parallel processing. This moved by human hands. of “Phoenix”, a compvter pro- separates the 30 computers into The world computer chess gram (hat was co-winner in the sub-groups, w’hich each work on championship games are held IS86 world capputer chess one aspect of a chess problem and then comb&.e their solutions once every three years. In May championships. Soon, Myrias and Schaeffer to achieve one final solution, 1989 they were held in Edmon“W.hereas before I had 30 comwill be teaming up in pursuit of ton, and 24 rograms from puters interacting with each around the tier P d competed. In the next world title in 19% Schaeffer, a, professor of com- other, HOW,I have the potienital to 1986, Pheonix had tied with> puter science at the University have hundreds or thousands of three other programs for first> of Alberta, says the Myrias su- computers- >.talking back and- place; however, in 1989,’ it tied percomputer will greatly expand forth,” says Schaeffer. ,with one other program for nintti We says that ~qniri.n& know& the “knowledge” potential of his place, a at-ding that. Schaeffef c calls “very disappointing”. The Phoenix program. We says that. edse for a- computer chess-,prothe success of all computtir-chess _gram,.: a&~81&: iavolves ‘89 champion was 8 program’ programs rests ori two capabiliexamining how human experts called ‘*D&p Thought’” fromCarties, speed and knowledge. .. play the same. b1~ this c-as& ntigie-Mellon University in “It’s basically the same. as Schaeffer ekaminea;-how .hehimPittsburgh, P-eansyl+ania. competing in the Indianapolis self L a.Canadian chess master Schaeffer says that ideally- he plavs( chess. “2t in*olvss arm-. would like tb “tear up” Phoenix 500. If yau ha.ve a Ferrari competing against a bicycle, therithe I” lyzing* 4&aus muves in- the. and start all over again. Btit havFerrari - the vehicle that hes the game of chessand trying to fig- . ing invested so much in it, he will most speed - will win. But if, urn out how you ~&~&a-t each .contin’tle instead to give it msre a dec*lan.“. j* you have two equally tiatched * anti more -knowledge. Schmffer says -it is an excars, lsuch as a Ferrari and a Porsche, then it’s the skill - or,: .tremely l+ong,,difficult process to , The first computer dhess pmgrams were developed in the knowledge - of the driver that : .unde%and ..bow the’ human at decisions, 1930s: computer scientists then’ .will determine who wins,” he I mind. arrives Says, whether -while playing chess or ’ were confident that a computer’- ‘* Though other computer chess conductiqg surgary”or jusj driv: . program would soon beat -the players would debate this point, ing a car. %ince etibaiking on worki’s top human player. That how goal has yet/to be achieved, Schaeffer believes that the key this venture, j’ve realized ,_ by Hugh W&up Canadian Sdence

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Single rwm available. Use ;Of home, kitchen and laundry facilities. $25040 including utilities. Free parking. Call Mrs. Wright 885- 1664. Share split level townhouse, Redfox road Waterloo on bus route, near Conestoga Mall, stereo, TV, microwave, all appliances, utilities included, parkirig. First and last month rent. Rent for 4.8 or 12 months at $3500*. 747-2763 Two mature housemates wanted: Sept 1989 through June 1990. lnterview prior to accepta.nc8. Large furnished house located within 1 mile of University. Washer/dryer parking Rent $400 per month each. All utilities included. Call 888-U 82. md HOUM very clean, parking, 8325 includes all utilities, laundry, lV, cable. Close to both universities. Female preferred. 3 rms avail. Call 7469 2568.

Nautlcal$ - Waterpolo time againt Call Karen or Robyn this weekend at 725001 7 in order to sian UD. ACCKWA, AIDS Committee of Cambridge, Kitchener/Waterlod and Area is a volunteer organization dedicated to providing education and support for individuals and the community about the Human lmmunodeficiency Virus (HIV). We provide an information, referral and counselling hotline: 74% 8300, Monday to Friday, 1O:OO am. 500 pm., 7:CKl pm. - 11 :cK) pm. If you would like more information - call us, or drop in toour House, at 886 Queens Blvd., Kitchener. Get the facts about AIDS!

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PmtlC8I joke8 &gags. We have everything from fart spray to rubber chickens. What’s What Gifts and Novelities, 41 King N. Uptown Waterloo or 150 King W. downtown Kitchener, 7457976. Before a life-time of experience, experience of a lifetime1 Sigma welcomes the Frosh of ‘89.

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T.R.A.S.H. - (Teenagera Repressing Adult Sexual Health) is holding its Fall classes in “Effective Rock Throwing” and “How to Sue for Psychological Damage”. Special thanks to ‘The Reliable Bible Institute” and ‘The Church of Jesus the Aryan” for bus money. Death to all abortionists1 Gay Male, very successful bbt lonely, wishes to meet gay or bi-male for social outings, skiing, shows and companionship. Serious calls only please Doug 658-3387. Club Neme&, September 23, same place, same time. Telscsm: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We’re an anonymous, conf idential telephone distress line. Lonely? Worried? Troubled? Call us 658-68U5 (local call), Day or Night1 Blenhelm ’ Ii you’& ever qive Ridgetown a call.

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Pro-Choke over no choice 1 “Citizens for Choice” iscommitted to the right of every woman to make rational decisions a-buut her own body and for every child to be a wanted chitd. For more information write to: Citizens for Choice. P.O. Box 372, Station C, Kitchener N2G 3Y9. ROCk LyriCilt/Singer needs guitarist writing partner to form core of a bavd. Contact Shane at l-679-3408. Contact Len8 Research: Centre for Contact Lens Research requires subjects. Receive free lenses or $$$$. Contact Kelly x 4742, Opt. 207.

Jolnthech~blTheStudentAh~mniAssociation meets Tuesday September 19, Needles Hall 3001 - 5:30 to 6:30. Why do our members have a good time? Come and find out1 Everyone is welcome. t

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ACCKWA, Ai* Committee of Cambridge, Kitchener/Waterloo and Area is hosting its official opening today and you are invited to celebrate with us! Opening Ceremonies are at the ACCKWA House, 886 Queen’s blvd in Kitchener, there wiII be a number of speakers and refreshments will be served. For more information call 74 1 0300. It’8 for you1 Find out what the Career Resource Centre has _fo offer you. Twenty minute tours wiII be held todav: lo:30 and 2:30 at the Career Resdurce Centre, NH 1115. ’ SATURDAY, An exhibition

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stained glass .and enamels, from 10 am. to 6 pm. Today and tomorrow at the Riverworks Gallery in St. Jacobs. Work donated by artists in celebration of the groundbreaking today in Waterloo for the Canadian Clay and Glass Galrerv. 8ahrrdty Night at the Rally1 A series of rallies for both the beginner and expert and everyone inbetween. Registration at the Desert Inn, Hwy 24, Cambridge at 6:DO pm. tronight, first car sta’rts 7:31 pm, and finishes between, 1000 - 1l:OO pm. For more information pleas0 contact Dennis Wharton 576-7463, Roger Sanderson 885-2122, or Ean Robertson 7429039, Schnltxlng Beef At Joseph Scheider Haus 466 Queen St. S Kitchener.

WAWTCD Tour Guides needed for secondary school liason office - pay $576 hr. Tours run at lo:30 & 1:30 each week day. Applications available in 0ptdmetry, room 306. Deadline for appl ications is Sept 10.

I8 your native love reStless Club Nemesis invites you to discover your fate - Saturday, Sept. 23 at the,‘Loo, Hotel Water loo.

FOUND Shirt In Bombshelter, on Wednesday September 6, describe it and its yours. 746-58 14. Money clip found on Sept 11 outside ML. Name the country it was bought in and its yours - Andrew/Cynthia 7447.720. FUR

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Weekend Counrdlofl for developmentally delayed individuats,‘680/hr. Every second weekend. Leave message for Don Mader after 290 pm. 884~6012,886-5201. Ear@ q7 per hour cleaning windows. Must be able to work two 9 hour shifts (excluding Sunday). Call Frank 746/ . 3994.

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1990 AMC Eagle 4WD, 60,MKl r-hi, certified $2500 or best. 745-1093 after 5:30 or seen at 2 Clarence PI’. Kit. Good ‘used furniture,’ household articles and clothes. Low prices. St. Vincent De Paul Thrift store, 97 Victoria Street North., Kitchener. 1986 Honda Civic DX Hatchback. Ext. condition, service records ava.i Is Wine red, sunroof, Alpine am/fm cass., 5. spd, 15 K cert 86700 U.B.O. 7472763 after 8:00 pm.

Asroblcr !n#tructon: Certified instructors to teach all levels. Experience preferred - 747-1044. Wanted: Data cotlectors Waterloo Smoking projects, Health Studies, UW. The Waterloo Smoking Prevention Project, Study 111,is presently recruiting a team of Data Collectors to be involved in a major research project in Southern Ontario public schmls. Requirements: some research experience, should be comfortable making brief presentatioes to grade 8 students; fivaitable at least e hours per d&y, minimum 2 days per week, risually in the early morning (7 am.), drivers Iicence, your own car prefered, resume and references. We pay $8M per hour and $O? per kilometer (when you use your own car). Work is available Oct.-Nov.‘89 and Jan.Mar.90. Contact Paul Barton, WSP Data Manager in UW Math & Computer Building Room 6081 B or tail 885 1211 ext. 6632. Gymnattk Coaohua needed for kindergym and recreational levels, for more information cat! 653-8509.

For riale: Beds,.desks, tables, curtain rods etc. etc. Phone 746-2979. llwd fumlture: Bargain priced mattresses - sweep sofas -chairs etc. Saturday September 16 9:30 am. - -3 :oO pm. or appointment. 886-2041 Warehouse 80 Lodge St. Waterloo. 1

8CRVlCES Gafy’r Moving - man w/small cube van and appliance cart available weeknights, weekends - 83O/hr. in .Kitchener-Waterloo; out-of-town extra Gary 746-7160. ,

f luent-ln- French babysitter needed for an 18 month-old. Rate neg. 7492864. Rental Sale8 position available - part time weekdays with occasional Saturdays. Retail experience an asset. All students welcome reply in person to Karen-Quinn Staiionary 50 Westmount Rd. N. Westmount Place, Waterloo Ontario N2L 2R5.

RI& newled. Return trip daily from Guelph to U of Waterloo Campus flexible schedule. Please call Colin 836-9094. Quklph - UW Ride wanted daily from Guelph to U of Wand back. Any times or rides would be helpful’. Call Kerry at 836-5452

TYPINO Word8 fat money - professional ment processing. Telephons 431 5 after 6:00 pm. for information.

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Word procewlng - <heses, reports, term papers, etc. Letter quality; very professional work. $156 d.s.p. Phone 743-6996 after 500. For 85@ double spaced page I’11 type essays, rlepofts, letters, re,sumes, theses. Fast efficient service. Westjnount-Erb area. Phone 886-7153. 35 yam experience. .95 d.s.p. typewriter/S 1 25d.s.D. word Drocessor; Erb & Westmount a;ea. Cai 743-3342. *Word Prwllng. Essays, Theses, resumes, etc. Letter quality printer; speIIcheck.. Have medical terminology. On campus delivery and pickup. Call Sharon 656-3387. f mt, profewlonal word processing by University Grad {English). Grammar, spelling, c:orrections available. Laser orinter. Suzanne. 886-3857. F-t, accurate typing and letter qual%y tird processing. Resumes, essays,, theses, business reports. FRee pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 5761284.

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UW Object Association calls on UW students to be eternally vigilant against leftist, socialist trash polluting the unquestionable doctrines of “Progress” and “Free Enterprise” from anti-city, anti-industry weaklings promoting undeserved “justice” to corporate and technological flunkies I and rejects I

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Today 10:OO a.m to 5:OO pm. and tomorrow 1:00-500 pm. see and taste historic varieties of apple from Apple ‘Butter and Molasses to Apple cider and leather1 Call 742-7752 for more‘ information. Pig & Corn Roast! Starting at 3:DDpm. with live music by ‘Three Spell Guys”, the KW Community Women’s Centre offers an evening of fu? for everyone. For more information and tick& call 742-0102 or 7434074.

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today at the Staircase Gallery and Gift Studio in Wellesley, coiner of Henry and William Streets. The Bonsai collection of Eldon Leis wilt only be on display tgday, the oil paintings by ar‘tists of the Eldon Leis studio witI continue at the Gallery until October 29. For more information contact either Linda Gerber or Mary Whitney at 6563131.

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Planned Pmthood is an education, counselling and referral service concerned with family planning and s8xuality. Volunteers are neded for counselling, commu.nity education,

fundraising, library maintenance, search and office work. Training ins today, call 743-6461.

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CUSO non-profit devetopment agency, sending Canadians overseas to work in developing countries, is having an information meeting totiight at -7:OO pm. in the Snider Room of the Kiltchener Public Library, 85 Queen St. N. Kitchener. Everyone welcome, Llbnry: Dkcover the library resources available to you. Guided tours of the Davis Centre and Dana Porter Libraries at 10:3d am. and 2:30 pm. University Map and Design Library tours are available upon request. Meet at the Information Desk in the I ibrary you I wish to tour.

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SEPTEMBER

TUESDAY,

SEPTEMBER

WEDNESDAY,

is free’. Please come earty to help move tt’r lor you1 Find out what the Career the furniture and ensure a aood seat! Resource Centre has to offer you. StudwW Learn how to use WATCAT, Twenty minute tours will be held the library’s online catalogue, effitoday through Friday September 22, ciently and effectively. Meet at the Inlo:30 and 2:30 at NH 1115. formation Desk, Dana Porter Library, Stutitr: Learn how to use WATCAT, 1:30 pm. the Library’s online catalogue, efficopes with or recovers ciently and effectively. Meet at the In- . As someone from a mental health problem, they formation Desk Dana Porter Library, need a caring, supportive friend. The lo:30 am. l-l program, Canadian Mental Health Dance Halt at the Centre in the Association trains volunteers to assist Square?? Tonight at 800 pm., the the client with the development of Centre in the Square will host 3.0. and self-esteem, trust and social skills. the White Boys in a classic 1950s and The next training program ‘commen1960s rock-and-roll concert and ces today. call CMHA at 744-7645. dance in support of the KW Hospital’s Graduate students: Attend a library Emergency Fundraising Drive. Tickets information session at Davis Centre are $g6* 8 1 2so $1 4w and 8 1 860 passes Library It :30 - 12:3O am. and learn to the dance floor will be issued to-all what special libraryservices are availholders of $1860 tickets. For tiore inable to you.. Meet at the Information formation, contact: Marlene BatcheDesk. lor, L 578-5660, or Len Gamache, 749-4205. Students of Objectivism bresents “My Thirty Years with Ayn Rand”, a videoGraduate Studentr: Attend a library taped lecture by Dr. Leonard Peikoff, information session, Davis Centre Litonight at 7:30 pm., AL 212. All welbrary, lo:30 am. or Dana Porter Licome. brary, 1:30 pm. and learn what special library services are available to you. Meet at the information desk. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 UW Stage Band first rehearsal. Michael-wood, director, Conrad Grebel College room 156 between 700 and 9:00 pm.

TUESDAY,

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Orgmttattonrt Meuttng - House of Debates - come see intercollegiate debating at its best tonight, at 6:30 pm. in Campus Centre room 110. New members are always welcome and _. encouraged. Library: Dtscover the library resources available to you. Guided tours of the Davis Centre and Dana Porter Libraries at 10:30am, and 2:30pm. University Map and Design Library tours are available upon request. Meet at the lnforriration Desk in the library you wish to toui. Cinema Gratis proudly presents: ‘The Big Snit”, folfowed by “A Fish Called Wanda”, showtime is 9:30 pm. in the Campus Centre Great Halt, admission __c_

HIV Body Positive Workshop. Working towards a posifive attitude to testing positive to HIV. This workshop is designed for individuals concerned with- the issues surrounding HIV, whether testinn positive or not. At 800 pm. tonigt% in the Davis Centre room 1350. -WPIRG Board Orientation, 2:30 pm. and 400 pm. General Services Com‘plex room 123. An opportunity for board candidates. to‘ find out more about WPIRG and the rest of the Public Interest Research network, Library: Dtrrcover the library resources available to you. Guided tours of the Davis Centre and Dana Porter Libraries at 10:30am. and 2:30pm. University Map and Design Library tours are atiailable upon request. Meet at the. .Information Desk in the library you wish to tour. Interested h helping a special needs child with school work? Big Sisters of Kitchener/Waterloo will be holding a

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training session for homework helpers today. If you are 18 years of age or over and can help a school aged chitd, call 743-5206. Ftnt meeting of the WPIRG student Workgroup, 5:30 pm. GSC room 123. Join other students to decide on which environmental and/or social justice issue you will focus on for the term. Learn public speaking, event organization, and overall activist skills. For details, ask for Colleen at 8849020. tntemattonalty known enamelist Fay Rooke wilf give a slide show at the Waterloo Public Library, starting at 7:00 pm. tonight in conjunction with the “Clay and Glass Week” celebrating the the beginning of construction of the Canadian Clay and Glass Ga Ilery. Everyone welcome. Grad&e studenta: Attend a library information session 1:30 pm., Davis Cetitre Library or 2:30 pm., Dana Porter Library and learn what special library services are available to you. Meet at the Information Desk. Amnesty tntemattonat - welcome to new members. Featuring a film and a letter writing workshop. CC 135, at 730 ‘pm. Everyone welcome. Feet conftdent.Learn simple effective measures to protect yourself. Women of all ages are invited to participate in this Self-Protection for Women workshop lead by Constable Brenda Keffer. Kitchener Pubtic Library, 85 Queen St. North in Kitchener, tonight at 7:30. Register in person or call 743-0271.

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THURSDAY Womyn’8 Group - meets in CC 135 (usually) at 8:30 pm. Come out and enjoy movie nights, educational evenings, dances, road trips and casual discussions. For weekly events call 884GLOW or listen to 94.5 FM, Thursdavs from 6-8 Dm. FASS writer% meetings every Thursday and Sunday at 800 in MC 5045. Help us write our annual musicalcomedy extravagrinta, and join in the fun:Everyone is welcome.

SUNDAY

Graduate students: Attend a library information session, Dana Porter Library IO:30 am. or Davis Centre Library, 2:30 pm. and learn what special library services are available to you. Meet at the Information Desk.

Lavmen’s Evanaelkul Fellowship e&g service. 163 University Ave. Apt 321 (MSA) at 7:00 pm. All weicome. Call 884-5712 for more formation.

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El Salvador Information Off ice, where you can get information about the cur-rent social, political and economic situtatipn in our country. You ca visit us at Forest Hill United Church, 121 Westmount Road Ea’st, Kitchener N2M 4Y6, Monday, Wednesday and Friday 7:00 pm. to 9:OOpm. and Saturday 500 pm. to 900 pm. Or call us at 743-5481.

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GLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) operates a coffee house every Wednesday in room 110 of the Campus Centre at the University of Waterloo from 9:oO to 11 :OO pm. All are welcome. Call 884-GLOW for more information.

K-W Accels-Ability needs volunteers for their bi-weekly regularly scheduled programmes for the physically challenged, also for bi-monthly fundraising bingos. For more information please call Chris at I 885-6640 between 9:OO am. and 500 pm. Everyone welcome! Caribbean Students Association (CSA) meetings every Tuesday at 5:30 pm. in the Campus Centre room ‘135.

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Take Back The Night! in KitchenerFemlntat Discu$slon Group. Meets Waterloo; Women reclaim the night in every Wednesday from 7:oO to 9:OO ?his annual march protesting violence pm at Global Community Centre. against women and children. Meeting , Topic and group vary weekly so that all places: 7:00 pm. at Rink in the Park on women are‘ welcome anytime. For more information 579-3941. Seagram Drive, 7:3O-8:OO pm. at First

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Laymen’r Evangettcat Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome. Call 884-5712 for more information.

Green Future sponsors a workshop at 7:30 pm. in the Eby Room of the Kitchener Public Library. “See the People and the Trees: Developmen?, Debt, and the Environment..” For details, call 7M-2795 or 576-2805.

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United Church (corner ofj King & William) or 9:OO-9:3Q pm. rally at Speaker’s Corner (corner of King and Frederick). Call W-1.8. 888-4042 or the Women’s Centre 888-3457. The Womyn’t Group is cancetled this evening in order for womyn to participate in the “Take Back The Night” March. Llbrq: Dtscover the library resources available to you. Guided tours of the Davis Centre and Dana Porter Librariesat 10:30am. and 230pm. University Map and Design Library tours are available upon request. Meet at the Information Desk in the Library you wish to tour.

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band members, as they thundered into a rousing That’s the Hold. From,there the Show took a Kim Mitchell’s free afternoon relaxed, rehearsal-like pace, concert last Tuesday was the broken only by Mitchell hoisting first in a series of impressive an apprehensive photdgrapher Bent-sponsored local shows this .on stage to capture the audience month. The schedule, which inon film. cludes Sons of Freedom, Na- . Injected among his more guitional Velvet, The Dead tar-based selections were two Milkmen and The The, was well-received ballads, the as-yet kicked off in typically grand faunreleased Never Let the Music shion. End and Al! You Are, both Toronto-born Mitchell’s hour strong duets with bassist, guitaand a half set touched upon each rist, drummer Peter Frenet te. of the guitarist’s three solo albums, rumbling along with single after single, much to the crowd’s delight. The hundreds in attendance ranged from die-hard The concert’s high fans complete withfaded Tpoint came with shirts and blinding tour hats, to curious Village residents invesBattlescar tigating the commotion. Mitchell often called on the enthusiastic audience to supply vocal support, which spruced up Not suprisingly, the concert’s old -favorites Lager and Ale, high point came as Mitchell rePatio Lanterns, Easy to Tame called his “roots” and performed and Go For Soda. Bat&scar, a song that first saw The show began precisely at the light of day on the Universal 3:00 a.m. with a five minute Juveniles LP, the last record by drum solo by Mitchell’s three 70s cult band Max Webster,,

Originally recorded Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Lifeson of Rush, Mitchell, with a drum machine and drummers, pounded along all the primitive, protesting tensity of the vinyl version.

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trumpet. Even back then I was interested in all the strange noises I could get out of it. I put a tape together and sent it to 4AD’s releases are typically [famed avant-garde composer) received by critics with adjecFred Frith and he encouraged me tives like “ethereal” and “epheand gave me some ideas of what I meral” in both deference to and should be listening to.” exasperation at Cocteau Twins At the same time, the nascent and Dead Can Dance, who have New York noise-rock scene that built 4AD’s reputation upon spawned the likes of Swans, their otherworldly ftision of Pussy Galore, and Sonic Youth classical elements, ambience, was reaching a creative critical near-monastic char+, and highmass and further inspired tech production. Ralske, who cites Swans, Sonic That perception has changed Youth, Jestis and Mary Chain, with the signing, of a wing of and, especially, My Bloody Valeastern American bands: entine, as influences: “Some of Throwing Muses with their them are pretty extreme, overnervy, off-kilter folk-rock: the the-top groups - I think Ultra scatalogical, dismembered rqck Vivid Scene is a,little more resof Pixies; and now, with Ultra trained - but I like the way they Vivid Scene. a.k.a. New Yorker take ’60s pop songs and torture Kurt Ralske. He produced, engithem, do them the way nobody neered, wrote, arranged, sang, would ever think of doing them.” and played all the instruments Ultra Vivid Scene i,s almost on Ultra Vivid Scene’s self-titled atypical of a New York album in .debut, distributed domestically in?he way the voby Polygram joining the stable, a , its subtlety, cals whisper and the dissonance whole new perception of 4AD is omnipresent but played down: has emerged. It has also led to the lumping of Ralske eschews the aural scrawl of fashionable, purely savage Ultra Vivid Scene with Pixies noise for a quiet, inward-looking and Throwing Muses as new piintensity. It’s an album of songs oneers of American pop and that shouldn’t work, that have rock, skewering traditional song far too many disparate elements structures and i,nfusing them twitching disconnect,edly like with a raw angst. the legs pulled off a spider. One would be inclined to suggest that it’s a work of genius, hut Ralske offers a simpler quiet answer. “I’m really just interested in noise guitar and when i was doing the record, I wanted to intensity figure out a way’ to put noises I like qnto pop songs, sort of like the Jesus And Mary Chain, only 441tmakes a lot more sense than t.hey’ce not very subtle. They just comparing me to Dead Can IWJP ,xteen guitars going with Dance,” says Ralske, “but I don’tI his ~~111 of noise and I wanted to think I have a whole lot in cornfigure 13uf how to use the noise rnon wit.h those bands. I mean, I ,And stiil open up a bit of space in like them, but we’re all working the song.” within different sounds and for- ’ ft aiso comes down to an almats. I think it’s just convenient layed faith in the power of,good for critics to create a movement. song writing and a deep-seated like here are all these bands from reverence for classic pop song Boston that record for the same structures. British label,” “It’s something people have Ralske’s sojourn at Berklee been doing for a hundred years added to the myth that Ultra and I don’t think it’s something Vivid Scene is a part of the now you can just turn your back on fabled Boston scene, but Ralske, and, you know, re-invent the a jazz fanatic majoring in wheel. But at the same time, you trumpet, onlylastedonetermbedon’t want to do just what evefore becoming bored and returnryone else does -,you want to be ing to New York where he a little unique. So what I tried to ditched the trumpet and picked do was write songs that aren’t up the guitar. outsid& the tradition, but with a “It was easier to play the guisound that’s totally different.” tar while on.drugs,” he snorts, Ultra Vivid Scene is an un“but there’s a lot I still carry with qualified, idiosyncratic success, me from my time with the but if Ralske has any reservaby Chris Wodskou Imprint staff

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But that’ individual eccentricity informs Ultra Vivid Scene with its obsessiveness, fascination, even perversity: even before you get- into the lyrical content, song titles like Hail Mary, Whore of God, and She Screamed. are bound to be provocative. Ralske, though, maintains that he has no particular bone to pick with religion, but that “it’s a good way of dealing with big topics because just about everyone has had some contact with religion in the past. But I also like to use th.e language of religion itself; I l.ike to make things . ambiguous, so the religious references may not actually be about religion at all.

language of religion

tions about it, it is the fact that it was a purely solo effort with Ralske handling all the duties. He has taken care of the problem now by- hiring a full band, but did he ever think he’d get cabin fever after all those hours cloistered away in a secluded studio? “Oh, yeah, that’s exactly what it was. That’s why the album sounds so crazy! That album

“I don’t think my songs are that perverse, anyway - some people just look for ways to be offended. Wh.at I try to reflect is what happens any .time any two people meet. They’re always sizing each other up -and in an extreme case like a love relationship, there’s a really extreme power’struggle. I just exaggerate that in my lyrics.”

was very much a nightmare to make; it’s a pr6blem when. you have one person trapped in their It’s no exaggeration, though, to private world. But we have the say that Ultra Vivid Scene is a group together now and I toss stunning debut, captivating and songs out to them and we reardiscomfiting as reading someone range them, so it’s not like it’s else’s diary. It won’t change just me any longer. anyone’s life the way it changed ’ “When we tour, it’s going to be Ralske’s, but it might just be the completely different from the reshape of pop to come. cord. I mean, we’re doing,most of

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Last Thursday the Twin Cities Theatre Company demonstrated that a play can be both informative and very entertaining. The cast members of Sin& md Sexy kept the audience of 250 laughing throughout the performance while presenting important facts about responsible sexuality. Singing, rapping, song parodies and hilarious scenarios all contributed to a positive atmosphere

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easy for the audience to *the facts that were presented. The non-judgmental manner in which the information was pres. ented also made it easier to accept, At the beginning of the play, a man referring to himself as Moses started to give his commandments for university students: dririk beer [lots), never study more than 12 hours before an exam, get laid (lots] . . a He was then interrupted by the other cast members who proceeded to provide more respbnsible information. The play

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the play.

Wendy Farrant was the facilitator for Single clnd Sexy, and the cast members were Michael Albert, Carissa Cameron, James Fehr, Marvin Hinz, Anne Hoselton, Chris Kitowski, Anita S. McFarlane and Darlene Spencer. The play was sponsored by Health and Safety, the Federation of Students, Arts Student Union, Student Life Committee, Dean of. Students, Ortho Pharmaceutical, Wyeht Lipitsd, Be-

rlex Canada and Syntex Inc, For those who missed last week’s show, there will be an encore performance on Friday, September 15 at $30 at the Theatre of the Arts in Modern Languages. Also, the first

performance was videota.ped and interested groups can contact Health and Safety to view it./

Hold the mayo by Carissa Cameron Imprint staff The Twin Cities Theatre Company has embarked ori the second production of its first

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season. Mayonnaise, a Canadian play by John Ibbitspn, is playing on campus until September 16 and will then move to the Poor Alex Theatre in Toronto - an ambitious move for this new company, Mayonnaise is a relationship comedy about a team of cartoonists. Hirsch comes up with the ideas and Alan draws them. Alan has no trouble getting involved with women, but Hirsch is still a virgin. It’s Hirsch’s birthday and he’s getting older, but nnt more experienced,

Hirsch gets his big chance when Cynthia, a quirky art critic arrives on the scene, but predictably, Alan

he blows it, Once again gets the girl, but not without a considerable argument between Alan and Hirsch. Cynthia

doesn’t get to argue with anyone, and somewhere in the middle of all this is a jar of mayonnaise. There was something lacking in this production, but it’s hard to figure out what. The acto’rs weren’t at ease with their characters - they were struggling to believe in them.

something Hirsch (Craig MasonJ was delicately insecure, his sensitivity was charming and his character embodied the mood of the show. The relationship between Alan (Chris Kitowsky) and Hirsch wasn’t developed enough to support the conflict they experienced later on (although they did have some poignant moments).

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Cynthia (Darlene Spencer], catalyst for Alan and Hirsch’s conflict, was a difficult character t 0 understand; her character did not have much in the way of depth. Spencer seemed to be struggling for some credibility, but the script simply was lackingr Director Joel Greenberg’s commitment to the production appears tefitative at best. There is no need to he polite in the theatre, audiences want their toes stepped on (indeed, that’s why most of them go to the movies

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lacking instead). The basics - like blocking

and character -relationships - have not been worked out to their fullest potential. Sometimes even the jar of mayonnaise looked out of place. This particular gem of Canadian theatre is best left in obscurity. Someone should have checked its best-before date.

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disguising of their inability to write a good tune, and the type of music the Jesus And Mary Chain might play if they had any bails and could put an end to their dour, pouting navel-gazing. Onlv a select few bands, likeDinosiur Jr, and the Butthole Surfers, share My Bloody Vale& tine’s knack for such a harsh, brutal beauty, writing exquisite pop hooks and then slashing and flaying them until they scream. No doubt this is overstating the mat!er, but My Bloody Vdentine’s Isn’t Anything may be-the album that the entire post-punk tiollision between noise and melody has been leading up to.

acid kisses Isn’t Anything is an album Sonic Youth might make if they could use feedback and distortion to a purpose other than the

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The Beastie Boys are back! Having escaped Led Zeppelin impersonator Rick Rubin’s DefJam label, the boys found themselves free to do their own thing, and their thing surprised everyone. Forget Fight for your right to party. Forget Girls. The 1989 version of the Beastie Boys, while clinging to their drug-saturated rude rebel fantasy [“24 is my age / 22 is my gauge”), have almost become, well.. . interesting.

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My Bloody Valentine’s music is more than the perfect vehicle mood; charming, . for their lyrical but never fey, bruised, but never ugly, the music is a metaphor for the undeniable, and indivisible duality of love and human relationships. The gentlest kiss leaves an acid taste; the+oftest caress becomes a fist; the oohoohing harmonies turn into sobs; painfully strummed acoustic guitars drown in waves of feedback.

No feeling is too pristine not to be dragged through the mud, but still they marvel at the human heart’s equal . propensities for caring and cruelty: Soft As Snow (But Worm Inside], No More Sorry, and I Can See It [But I Gun? FeeI ,lt], their bracketed titles showing the ambivalence of feeling, look at people’s willingness to torture each other and absorb the pain that gets dished out to them in turn, Kevin Shields and Blinda Butcher sing with both jadedness and a sense of wonder at how we dive in and make the same mistakes and set ‘ourselves up for the same thing again and again, even though we know better.

downright exciting. D, J. Hurricane has put together some of the quickest cuts yet heard on record. Hurricane mixes up everything he clan find into his MIDI-Cuisinart of beat, with rampant disco guitar, and a heehaw hootenanny hoe-down thrown in for good measure. He punctuates Beastie boasting with sampled sounds, including a perfectly placed bit of Ballroom Blitz (“and she thinks she’s the passionate one,“] on Hey Ladies, and a surprising bit of Canada-Trust country-boy Johnny Cash (“just to watch him die,“) on- B-Boy Bouillabaise. It gets too cluttered at times, and takes much getting used to, but if you aren’t put off by the adolescent themes (“I looked out the window and seen his bald head / I ran to the fridge and pulled 1 out r-1 an egg,“) and the genera1 pointlessness or 1c [ 1 m so rope they call me Mr, Roper / When the troubles arise, I’m the cool copert”) this might be worth adding to your record collection. r

AND WHENYOU’REDEAD.. YOU’RE &LiXl IT, BABY! It’s not that they have anything to say - they don’t - but they say nothing in an interesting way. Listening to this album requires constant ‘attention. There ire references to everybody : Ponce de Leon, Jack Kerouac, Scott Baio, Jelly Roll Morton, even Sadahqru Oh [how could you not like someone who compares himself to Sadaharu Oh.. .), and if you’re not paying attention you’ll miss all the amusing bits and only hear some guys whining over some beats. And then you’d really be miss-. ing out, because the beats are

fisty Caresses So it isn’t kasy listening; it’s more like the sound of the best and sunniest ’60s pop played on chainsaws, But Isn’t Anything is as hard; painful, affirming’ and rewarding as the issues and emotions it deals with.

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by Chris Wodskau Imprint staff It almost seems academic to review a new Van Morrison album - following his off period of the late ‘~os, Van’s output has been consistently brilliant. So if I say that Avalqn Sunset is a tiny bit disappointing compared to his previous triptych of No Guru No Method No Teacher, Poetic Champions Compose, and Irish Heartbeat, there is little cause for alarm: rock’s original mystic is gazing. at the moon, tripping through vernal pastures, and laying down by the still waters once again with a lush, soothing record. And for a change, “soothing” does not connote boring, overproduced, or complacent music to sell appliances by. Van’s past few albums have all been a search, a reaching for peace of mind, understanding,

and fulfillment; if Avalon Sunset has a major flaw, it’s that Van seems to have found it.

the thrill of the anticipation of a great discovery has been blunted bv the actual discovery itself, sGpplanting excited tension and butterflies in the stomach with a

There is a tone’of self-satisfaction on tracks like Whenever God Shines His Light On Me and Have I Told You Latelv that shows him to have a firm hold on whateve’r -it was that seemed within his comprehension but just tgntalizingly out of his gras-p on No Guru and Poetic Champions Compose. It’s as if

twenty years ago. Contacting My Angel, I’m Tired Joey Boy, Daring Night, and These Are The Davs are Dositivelv Wordsworthiin in th’eir seekiig of solace in nature, sensitive to the presence lurking in nature: “I’ve been on a long journey up the mountain side /And I drank the water from the stream / It was pure., pure

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and I got completely / I met a presence on the side /And he lboked so and he was the / Youth of summers / Like a sweet youth in my soul”-ConMy Angel. has been made of the

and When WiII I Ever Learn to Live In God, but these, too, are religious in the Wordsworthian sense; it’s a longing for peace through harmony and coming to terms with one’s environment in psychological, religious, and even sexual terms; the world seems to be Van’s god. So maybe Van, after all these years of groping in the darkness, has earned the right to be a little smug occasionally. And what better guru could we have than Van to set us on the right path?

overt religiosity of Avalon Sunset with songs like Whenever God Shines His Light On Me, a duet with Cliff Richard (!)

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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Live at RPM 1989 Bootleg tape of the Toronto show last winter, featuring most of Cave’s best-known tunes. Matter of fact, most of the Songs sound better than their “official” versions. Also noteworthy for the voice of the Fiddlehead babbling in the background.

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Machine sees the Fall return tb their peasant folk song tradition. It is a song that scoffs at all those Celtic revival groups that wallow in a contrived romantic pose. Nothing but poetic hard realism in this song. History of the World, likewise, embarrasses the acid house scene. As distant backing vocals accentuate the complex beat lyrics, one realizes that there is more psychedelia and intelligence in a Fall song than in any acid house creation. Mollusc in Tyrol - co-written with Craig Leon [w.ho produced Blondie and will partially produce the next Fall album) - is a song that conjures up horrorstricken dreams from past sleeps. Included on the CD is a new version of Kurious Oranj: unrestrained, synthesizer-punctuated, and traffic-filled. The new version of Frenz is sensitive but less enduring.

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The Wonderstuff and SSS both are blatantly commercial; thewonderstuff anthem It’s Your Money I’m After Baby, and the advertising that SSS employed on their North American debut album attest to this. But attitudes aside, both bands released great music [was I ever a sucker for Love>Missile F1-11). How does PWEI tie into this genre? Well, they too are self-indulgent, and they too flaunt their stuff. Not their love of money like the others mentioaed, but their sampling and their savage comments.

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Their samples are bold and brazen. Not only do they really cut up James Brown [Not Now lames, ‘We’re Busy), but they sample his beats-as well. Their contempt is thus fairly obvious. They are thieving and swarming brats, and they let you know that they make no apologies. But that is exactly what we need in these days. We need the cultural terrorism of PWEI: art as both a weapon and a target. With art as a weapon, PWEI are adept at wielding the bloody carcass that art/culture/music has bedome and score direct blows to the pop jugular; They list the beat’s per minut.e of every song,-just to taunt yqu with the aural onslaught that. their “music” will deliver. Enter. this albuni: with no delusions; it is a frenzied, yet calculated, attack, But you alone are not the target. Music is too, what with the wholesale sampling and house pretensions. Make no mistake; music is under attack by’ samplers. It is war bv attrition. Music will die

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latter classifications. I would like to think of it as “trash” metal, What a waste of vinyl. This is one of the lucky L.A. metal bands that scraped up enough money to cut a record, and they send out this piece of trash. What’s it sound like? The songs are indistinguishable, each one a gross combination of drums, rough vocals, and loud, simplistic guitar strumming. Thanks go out to the producers by David Thomson , for providing lyric sheets, as this -enables me to tell you they have Imprint stsff covered nearly every socially I recently read a publication prominent issue, from religion to that, in trying [unsuccessfully) cape to the army. Sometimes the to explain heavy metal to me, songs are written in a semi-classtated that there werk four sical style, but for the most part classes of heavy metal, The authey resemble the typical thrash thor put Def Leppard into the or speed meta. of most bands. category of pop metal, which I ’ To see if every song really does can relate to and understand. He sound the same, simply fire up then tried to explain the differyour turntable, and move the ence between speed, thrash, and needle from song to song. Then some other kind of metal. This think about this: People actually record falls into one of the ;three buy this stuff on purpose. 1

by Derek Weiler Imprint staff I must admit, it’s pretty swell of PolyGram to offer Canada this introduction to the Pixies for not much more than the cost of a beer, Yes, this is a domestic five-

song Pixies EP that retails for the price of a 17” single. While the fans will undoubtedly have this stuff already, this is a splendid opportunity for the uninitiated. So whadda ya get for yer bucks? Well, you get Here Comes Your Man, the sunniest moment from the brilliant Doolittle LP, enough to set even the lamest toes a-tappin’. You get Tame, another fine LP cut. Plus, you get three rare gems - Manta Ray, Weird at My Schodj, and Dancing the Manta Roy. - that have been previously available only bn import. That’s all you need to know. Go buy it.

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A sparse crowd turned up at The Highlands in Cambridge on Tuesday night to see Kansas City-based band The Rainmakers. Those who -chose instead to camp out at the bookstore overnight or recover from the Kim Mitchell concert missed an excellent performance by one of America’s best and most underrated groups. Touring in support of their third album,Th& Good NEWS

And The Bad News, The Rainmakers played a solid hour and a half set, fpllowed -by a threesong encore which included their most popular tune, Big Fat Blonde. They were then coaxed into taking the stage yet again,, for the highly energetic Rockin’ At The T-Dance. The band ran on all cylinders for the entire show, slowing down only briefly, when lead singer Bob Walkenhorst performed a heart-felt s010 version of Small Circles. When it was all over and done

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It’s all so bizarre: suddenly, Waterloo’s becoming a hip place for ‘young bands to play. We’ve got The The and The Dead MiIkmen coming up, and tonight it’s hot Vancouverites the Sons of Freedom at the Bombshelter. The Sons can always be counted on to provide a meaty slab of thunderous hard rock typified ‘by their “hits” Mona Lisa and The Criminal. Change of Heart is a Toronto band who recently opened for the Sons in Montreal. Their set tonight at the Rivoli promises a whole slew of fine new tunes from their upcoming album. Over in Guelph it’s indie hopefuls Heirnlich Manouver at the Albion. Best known as the winners of that pathetic O#JNY talent search a couple of years ago, HM are rumoured to have a full album coming out in the future. Tomorrow night, (Saturday, September 16), Nettwerk act Chris 8t Cosey are appearing at the Rivoli in T-0, supported by New York guitar gods Band of SuBens, who really deserve better, Here in town, funny local band The Proles will be appearing at that music mecca, Shooters. Canadian punk dinosaurs Forgotten Rebels are at Guelph’s Trasheteria next Wednesday, September 20, while at Phil’s it’s psycho blues rockers The Phantoms, On the movie front, the religious epic The Radicals is the week’s event at the Princess Cinema; it’sappearing at 7 p,rn Monday and Tuesday. This month also sees a new feature at the Princess, the “After-Hours Movie”, to be shown every Saturday night after the 9 p.m, show. Tomorrow night it’s the crap classic Return of the Swamp Thing. Look for National Velvet next Friday, and in the future Pop Will Eat Itself, The Dead Milkmen and The Pogues. For theatre types, the Twin Cities Theatre Company is presenting Single an*d Sexy, a play about sexual attitudes and the average frosh, at the theatre of the arts today at 4~30. Later; that night, and again on Saturday, they’re doing Mayonnaise, “a comedy about sex, love and sandwich spreads,” in HHl80 at 8:00 pm. Sex enthusiasts and 4107 fans, take note: Sue Johanson of Q’s “Sunday Night Sex Show”rfame appears at the Humanities theatre on Monday, September 18 at 7:30.

with, the band reappeared. They were only too happy to sign auA tographs and chat with anyone who stuck around. Bassist “Rich Ruth told me that they are sellin “a lot of records in Scandinavia,’ but are disappointed with sales in the United States. So I am making a plea to those of you who are contemplatin sinking your hard-earned xash into a Bon Jovi or Bobby Brown album. Don’t. Buy The Rainmakers-instead. Maybe this will convince the band to return to this area again on their next tour. I

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Jean-Claude excels in the “ass kicking” department, but his Thespian skills are akin to those of an igneous rock. .-. Given these facts, 1 . . it’s . an eternal mystery -why he chose this particular vehicle; it gives him precious little opportunity for . pointless mayhem and many chances to show his total lack of charisma. .

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FIA~IllIJJd for years as Belgium’s answer to Arnold Schwartzenegger, Jean- Claude has been kicking ass in the Cannon Bgrade action film ghetto for the last five years or so. His ou.tput has been, to say the least, uneven. The latest entry on his resume is Kickboxer. Nnnp nf in a L.---y -- the ---- narticinants r-““+;Cl I Qvta flit-b 91-c) Lhncpn fnr -1 u.*quu, Lllt;Al abLlllg p1 u YVbOO. Tlifimia0or

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Damme’s care’er, I’d tell him to ditch these horribly earnest crap Cannon flicks and take a couple of supporting ro-les in some halfdecent big name movies. I mean, if Schwartzeneggar can achieve credibility, anyone can. Kickboxer chop-socky maitnsryrink -**- -_- ---‘A

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Azzarello provides feast .._ -for senses by Judy Hollaads Imprint staff A frenzy of innovative movement, music and art makes Louise Azzarello’s “An Evening of Dance” a feast for the senses. This performance, running at the Theatre of the Arts September 22 and 23, offers students the rare opportunity to see a student-produced dance performance on campus. The performance will consist of seven varied pieces, all of them choreographed by Louise Azzarello, a UW dance student 1 in her final year. She initiated ’ the performance and has the upport of the’ Creative Arts ki oard of the Federation of Students, the dance department and the Dean of Students. In rehearsal this week, the dancers were energetic as they mastered their roles in these very theatrical modern pieces. Rosa/Jean is the portrayal of a power struggle between two individuals, as reflected by movements which swing from intense, harsh and quick to hesitant and quiet. The dancers, Tracey Gurbin \ and Deanna Fife, are both UW dance students in their final year. Their performance in ROSCI/Jean is enthralling. The piece is danced in silence, so that the audience focuses on the dancers’ expressions as communicated through their movements and faces. Another highlight of the performance is Wants. In this piece Anita Shack, a graduate of York University’s dance department, performs solo to the text of a Grace Paley short story. Both the

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Masons. But Short continually denies that this is the fault of the Inside The Brotherhood by Martin Short Grafton Books 531 Pages, $29.95

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After beating Laurier in a scrimmage game the previous week 16-14, the promising Warrior football team was thumped by Western in the season opener at Seagram Stadium 40-10. Waterloo is no contender against teams like Western or Guelph, but the Warriors are showing signs of improvement. The problems of a deep slump can’t be solved overnight, as the Leafs well know, but the future looks bright for the Warriors. Several outstanding rookies are relieving some of the weight from the backs of the winless veterans. To show their improvement, think about this. Last year at this time, Waterloo was pummelled by Western in London 39-l. The Warriors could not even get a touchdown until the third game of the 1988 season. This past

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weekend against Western, fullback Orville Beckford chalked up Waterloo’s first major at 8:2a of the fourth quarter. The game started out-on a bad note with the Warriors nervous and panicky. After receiving the opening kickoff, Waterloo fumbled -the ball on their first play and Western recovered if on the Warrior 23 yard line, Three plays later, Mustang fullback Duane Forde ran in five

but...

spoils season opener yards for Western’s first major after only two and a half minutes of play. Stephen McCann kicked the single point. Moments later, UW running back Tom Chartier scampered for an impressive 35 yard run, but the play was brought back on a holding call to the Waterloo three yard line. Deep in their end zone, the Warriors submitted the safety and Western led 9-o. Both the Waterloo defense and offense ,

defence and offence * showing confusion were showing signs of confusion and many punts were kicked short. Later in the first quarter, UW’ defensive back Paul Moffat intercepted a pass from over-anxious Western pivot Chris Gaffney, but Waterloo couldn’t capitalize on the turnover, Instead, Western replied with ti 65 yard touchdown drive, with Tyron Williams receiving the pass for the major. The Mustang’s lead was stretched to 16-O. In the second quarter, Waterloo quarterback Brian Lenart had no one to throw to and, therefore, called on the veteran Tom Chartier to reach the first down marker. Then, at 7:43, Waterloo’s Peter Tchir kicked a 25yard field goal to narrow the gap to 16-3. Western rounded out the scoring in the first half with a 23 yard touchdown pass to George Crowder, who was wide open in the end zone. Waterloo showed great defen-

Fear in his eyes: Warrior charging Western.

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veteran quarterback Brain Lenart played well completing

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sive coverage late in the half, as Moffat swatted,away a Mustang pass attempt and Blair Greenly intercepted another. The score at the half: Western 23, Waterloo 3. The jittery WarriorS started

the second half much like the first, Waterloo lost possessionof the ball when rookie running back T.J.Diehl was stripped of the ball on the kickoff r&urn. Over the next three plays, West-

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ern brought the ball down to the Warrior one yard line and Mustang full’back Peter Glaab hopped over everyone for the TD. UWO now had an insurmountable lead _of 30-3. This writer’s attention was diverted temporarily when Western and Waterloo fans began a water balloon and wet sponge fight. Of the 4000 plus fans at the I* game, more than half were from Western. Later in the third quarter, three Warriors were covering Western’s Tibor Ribi in the end zone, but somehow Caffney got the ball to Ribi for Western’s fifth major. McCann kicked his first field goal of the year, to add to his five converts, at I:19 of the third quarter to widen the bulge to 40-3. Finally, in the fourth quarter, the Warriors came alive. In an

Waterloo came alive in fourth quarter impressive offensive drive, Waterloo moved the ball to within scoring distance by switching to -their running game. To the amazement of all, Beckford ran in for Waterloo’s first touchdown. Tchir’s kick was good for the extra point, bringing the score

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, jumped high GUI a mid-air !ll$ertip intercP+ol~ catch to nullify the Wtx~errl drive. Overall, Western Lu&?cted 426 yards of offense, rushing for 132 yards and passing for 294 yards [almost triple that of Waterloo), Waterloo generated only 283 yards of offence, 182 on the ground and 101 in the air. Leriart completed 9 of 17

make gamy rules, Each team was allowed rl ~r~tai of 60 plays split into 15 pIa:; groups. \ In each 15 play set, the offensive team tries to score as many points as possible.‘ The set of plays starts at centre and is brought back to centre each time the. offensive team either scor.es points or loses .possession of the ball. Otherwise, the ball is placed 9s im regulai football. Under ,these rules, the War-

passes, which was quite impressive despite the mediocre chances ot‘ finding a receiver open. Comjjaratively, Gaffney comphted 14 of 25 pass attempts, thr 4.1wing 6 complellurls lo ‘1’) run Williams who led the air attack with 153 yards. Special mention should be given to IJW rookie wide reEeiver Hayden Yiolva, who also made severA good runs. . The. exlllbltlon game against Laurier j\ iz3 run using- scrim-

riors played poorly in the first three quarters of the game and fell behind M-3. But in a spectacular comeback effort, Waterloo replied with a field goal and a ‘touchdown to turn the game into a nailbiter, 14-13. Finally, on the 1,ast play of the gamr, Watt~i-lr,o kirkcr Tchir put the ball between the uprights to

win the game 16-14. Waterloo’s next game is tonight [Friday, September 15) against the Toronto Varsity Blues at Varsity Stadium, kickoff time 7:‘30 p.m. The Warriors’ next home g&-ne will be on Saturday, September 23 against the CiAU second ranked Guelph Gryphons at 200 p.m.

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UW rugby back inI division.1 by Sion Brown

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It’s September in Waterloo, so add two more R’s, rain and rugby, to the usual academic three..Tomorrow at 1 p.m., the Warriors return to the pitch at Columbia Fields to host their fierce rivals, the Western Mustangs. This year’s Warriors are highly motivated as they return from OUAA purgatory [Division II) to face their traditional Divisional I opponents including defending champions Queen’s : ’ ! : t I

Last Saturday tomary beginning riorS’ campaign: game, an informal a team of former players.

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night, the War; On Tuesday rlors travelled to the University of Guelph for another exhibition match-up, this time with both’ varsity and junior varsity games. Both were typically defensive wins by Waterloo, the

UW Jr’s 7 Guelph

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varsity team triumphing 6-3 and the juniors winning 7-0. Tuesday’s varsity game featured strong performances by the backs. Returning veterans

Guelph, and of course, Western. It all starts tomorrow afternoon, game time 1 p.m. The War-

riors are out to avenge their last match against the Purple Preps, a 6-O loss which rounded out

their winless 1987 season, Comk on out and support the Waterlou R.F.C.‘s winning tradition.

Waterloo will miss Adam Kendall at fly-half, but fortunately most of the backs are returning from last year. Hayden Belgrave and Scott Webb should be solid and hard-hitting from the centre position, while the experienced Peter Keir will be aided on the

saw the custo the Warthe alumni match against Warrior rugby-

UW 6 Guelph

Jim Gloss, Ralph Engel, Mark Hogg, and Paul Toon should provide strong pack support fnr the Warrio&, while St&e Slater and Rod Duncan add strength and depth at the important scrumhalf position. -*

Kendall is gone but most veterans are returning wing by Mike “Fish” Fischer and Mark Cohoon. Other returning veterans are Paul Overbaugh, Craig Hepbourn, Ashleigh Richards, Nick “The Greek”, Sion Jennings, Darren McAffer, and Eric Ciezqr. A good rookie crop, including Darren Wilton, Mike Trenney, and Rob Rowlands, will help round out the varsity side. This season should be exciting. Pre-season rankings have the Warriors finishing at or near the bottom of the division, but strong showings in their exhibition games show that this is a mistake. The team will play each of their Division I rivals this season: Queen’s, McMaster, York,

Rugby. Where strangllng is legal. The latest Warrior’rugby former team members in the annual Alumni game.

play

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I OPPORTUNITIES For sixteen years, the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group has provided UW students with the means to actively work on a variety of environmental and Social justice issues. All unpaid uolunteer jobs at WPlRG offer excellent experience, skill building and unusual opportunities. involvement in WPlRG can range from a couple of hours to a couple of days per week. Check your schedule and see in which of the following opportunities you might want to get involved: ’ DIRECTORS -WPlRG’s board consists of seven undergraduate students and two community members -run for office: help determine WPIRG’s direction -orientation for board candidates is Wednesday, September 20, 230 and 4 p.m. in the WPlRG office -nominations close Friday, September 22, 2 p.m. -election day is Wednesday, October 4 RESEARCHERS -WPIRG research on food issues and excess packaging will be a focus for the next year -students needed to investigate pesticide us+, land use planning and more WRITERS ’ -sharpen your pencils and your writing skills , -write regular news articles and press releases concerning WPlRG events and related topics WORKGROUP MEMBERS -work with other students on environmental ,artd/or social justice issues -first meeting September 20, 530 p.mI, in the / WPlRG off ice ’ LBRARIAN$ & RECEPTIONS -help other students and community members access the wealth of information WPIRG has to offer -your resource centre cab for your attention in typing, filing, reorganizing and cataloguing -office orientation sessions are Tuesday. September 13, 4:30 p.m. and Thursday, September 19, 4:3O p.m.

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justice issues, and helping students turn their concerns and expertise into action. Some of the fait education/action projects witi include: -fOrming a coalition of student societies with the goal of re-establishig a university-wide recycling program on campus -distributing the WPIRG K-WTenants Guide toaft university frosh to inform them of their rights and responsibilities -hosting an alternative food fair which addresses issues such as pesticides, health and vegetarianism (in the Campus Centre all day Otto ber 2nd) -sponsoring Susan George, author of “Fate Worse than Debt”, to speak on the world debt crisis (Humanities Theatre, UW, October 24,7:30 p.m.1

Your Resource Centre has books and periodicals that you can borrow for a two week period and files that you can use in house or photocopy. The major subject areas’your collection covers include: acid -rain, waste management, water supply/pollution, human rights, food, media and much more,

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the race to overtaxing himself in the high humidity. The race was, won by Waterloo alumni Andy Krucker, a former All-Canadian. Waterloo’s track and crosscountry programs have undergone major changes since last year. Brent McFarlane has been appointed head coach, peplacing Duane Kennedy. McFarlane brings a wealth of _ experience to UW, both as a hurdles coach for the national team and as chief of the KitchenerWaterloo Track and Field Club. A Waterloo kinesiology graduate, McFarlane wants to create closer links with high school and club coaches, with the aim of better recruitment. He has also arranged ta have a 40 metre track-surface, installed in th.e

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blue activity area in ?he PAC, facilitating indoor training for sprinters, hurdlers, and field . athletes. Jim Woolley and Jeff Anderson have been appointed as assistant 1 coaches to the track and crosscountry teams. Anderson, a former Warrior, will be in charge of cross-country workouts, while Woolley will handle administration. At press time, it appeared that men’s middle distance and crosscountry coach Don Mills had resigned. Mills guided the Warrior team to a CIAU berth in 1986. The Athenas and Warriors see their first team action tomorrow [Saturday) at the University of GuelPh. The meet starts at 1:001;m.

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New, coaches for va-rsity teams: Patricia Davis, the co-ordinatar of women’s interuniversity athletics, and Wally Delahey, the co-ordinator of men’s interuniversity athletics at the University of Waterloo recently announced the appointment of four interuniversity coaches for the 1989-90 athletic season. Brent McFarlane will be the coach of the Athena and Warrior track teams. Jeff Anderson will take over the duties of head coach of the Athena and Warrior cross country programs, Anderson will assist .McFarlane with the track programs. In volleyball, former UW player Dena Deglau will become coach of the Athena team and, as was announced earlier this summer, Scott Shantz will take the reins of the very successful Warriors. “We feel very fortunate that we were able to get such highly qualified individuals to assist us with our track program,” said Delahey. Davis added, “Brent is familiar with our UW program, having competed for us back in the early ’70s and having kept in touch with the program since then,” McFarlane is a national hurdle coach for Canada and has obtained his level five coaching certification from the Canadian Track and Field Association for sprints and hurdles. His international coaching experience includes stints as Olympic hurdle coach for the planned 3980 Olympic Games in Moscow, the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles, and the 1988 Olympic Games in

Seoul. Also, McFarlane was the hurdle coach for the Canadian team at the 1978 and 1986 Commonwealth Games staged in Edmonton and Edinburgh respectively. He was the Canadian hurdle coach at the 1979 Pan American Games in Puerto Rico and has coached the Canadian participants in numerous other international track meets. In such countries as Japan, England, Scotland,, Italy, West Germany, Finland, United States, New Zealand, and Sweden, McFarlane has studied other coaches’ coaching methods. He has been asked to conduct numerous clinics around the world, particularly on the latest trends in training for the hurdles and sprints. Adding t’o his list of achievements, McFarlane is the author of over 200 articles which have been published around the world. McFarlane graduated from the University of Waterloo in 1973. He has been a coach with the Kitchener Track and Field Association for the past twenty years. He is a teacher of physical education for the Wellington County Board of Education and is currently employed at the elementary school in Aberfoyle, Qnt ario. Anderson is also a graduate from UW and ran for Waterloo in the late 70s on both the track team and the cross c’ountry team. Following graduation from UW, Anderson ran for the Toronto Olympic Club while he was a teacher .at Etobicoke Collegiate.

While teaching at Etobicoke he also coached their track and field team as well as their cross country team. In 1983, Anderson moved to Forest Heights Collegiate in Kit: chener where he had participated as a member 6f their track and field teams and cross country team& from 1971 to 1976., Since coming to Forest Heights he has coached their track and field teams and their cross country team. Since returning to Kitchener, Anderson has worked with the Kitchener Track and Field Association and has assisted the club in developing their middle distance runners and has acted as the club’s high jump coach. a member of the Deglau, Athkna volleyball team in the mid 80s will return to UW as the head coach of the team. She replaces Cindy Pavan and her husband Paul, who ‘had handled the team for the past two yea& In 1985, Deglau graduated from the University of Waterloo, then worked for the Waterloo Women’s Club for two years before moving to‘the Weight Control Centres in Downsview, Ontario, A career move back to the Twin City area in 1988 where she accepted a position with the Mutual Grbup brought her close to the Athena volleyball program once again. “She was a member of our Interuniversity Council in 3985,” said Davis. “That experience gives her a valuable background in our total operations here at

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