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Move over Warriors! UW’s new champs by Reoate Sfaedel Imprint staff Waterloo took ‘em by surprise! Yep, all those Americans didn’t know what hit them when UW came out of nowhere to take sixth place at a computer programming competition last Saturday, November 4. The East Central Region Programming contest took place at Wright State University in Dayton, Ohio, and was sponsored by the Association for Computing Machinery. r Waterloo Finished just behind Carnegie-Mellon’s grad team in their first appearance at the contest. Team members Alex Nicolaou, Eric Veach, jacques Caret te and Kevin Greer competed against teams from 62 other universities, with two students, Dave Gibbs and Peter Hallam, _ acting as alternates. The team was formed just a few weeks before the contest. “A practice competition the night before the contest was the first time we got to know eadb other,” Greer, a first-year CS student, told Imprint. Veach and Carette, both fourth-year CS students, were the only ones who knew

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The bniversity of Waterloo Model @ited Nations Conference stortied through the UW campus on November 3,4, and 5. As the honourable MP for Cambridge, Pat Sobeski stated in an opening speech Friday, the Model UN Conference provided an “increased awareness of the international environment in which we live.” Friday’s session involved a series of opening statements from each delegation presented at this year’s conference. Among the delegations narticiuating were: Caiada, Egipt, US’A, th; Netherlands, Saudi Arabia, USSR, Lebanon, Indonesia, Mexico, Panama and Israel. The conference had the added attraction of the PLO, which was given observer status. Tensions flared between the

each other. Members of the team were decided by a mini-contest held here at Waterloo. During the actual contest, the teams had four hours to, solve four problems using systems they had never seen before. The top ten teams were awarded prizes;, the first place team solved all four problems; teams two through six (UW) sdlved three problems, and the teams placing seventh to tenth solved two problems. Scores were calculated by the number of programs completed, amount of time taken, with time penalties for errors. Thirty of the teams didn’t finish a single problem. ’ Waterloo handed its last program in just seconds before the time limit expired. “We didn’t know we had tion until the awards ceremony two hours later,” said Greer. Needless to say, the team was extremely happy with its results. “We will return next year,” stated Sean Goggin, president of UUrs computer science club. Waterloo may enter two teams next year. The competition is also open to graduate students. Next Tuesday, the computer science club is presenting AX.

PLO and Israel later on in the evening. When a delegate from the PLO attempted to give an opening statement to the assembly, the Israeli delegation - placards and minora in tow - stormed out. Later, the Israelis gave a statement to a grim-faced audience, deploring the Palestinian presence at the assembly while adhering to the pursuit of “Eretz Yisrael Hashlom” (“Greater Israel*‘] as the delegation’s goal. It was ctear that this conference would be dominated by a Palestinian versus Israeli showdown. Saturday saw a division of the assembly into two different committees to decide and debate on various legal/political, social/economic. and security-yelated resolutions. Middle &stern issues dominated the proceedings, as was shown by the various resolutions submittkd in the legal/political and eco-

“yippeel Yahoo!” etc. etc. Jubilant CS dudes get the last laugh. Organizers and team timbers (1. to r.) Chris Browne, Trevor Green, Jacques Caretti, Kevin Greer, Eric Veach, Sean G-in, I Alex Mcholaou. photo courtesy CSC

Uewdney, computer science professor at Western and columnist for Scientific American. at 7 p.m. in MC 2066. Dewdney will be

speaking on “Adventures in Computing,” a trip through the universe of computing with stops at several worlds - the

Mandelbrot set, CHADS, the planet Wa-Tor, party world, weird machines and other r~IL creations.

nomic/social committee. Tempers boomed when an “Assistance to the Palestinian People” resolution was introduced. It included calls for the UN and other international organizations to sustain and increase assistance to the Palestinians “in close co-operation with the Palestinian Liberation Organization” until the Israeli occupation ceases. The USA, in an attempt tosubstitute “occupation” for “presence,” appealed for an amendment to the resolution. To the dismay of the USA and Israel, the amendment was rejected and the resolution passed. Meanwhile, heated tensions

surfaced in the security council when Israeli delegate Jon Malloy was censored over unacceptable behaviour, thereby. losing all rights to speak. Sunday, the last day of the conference, ensued in a vibrant climax. The opening resolution, “A Resolution to Confer Increased Observer Status Upon the Palest inian National Council” saw the change of the PLO ’ observer’s name to the “Palestinian National Council.” Bitter protests by Israel fell on deaf ears, leaving room for a definitive Palestinian victory. The resolution was passed, hands down. Later, tensions once again

flared regarding ispael. While speaking on the floor,, delegate Jon Malloy insulted, the Saudi Arabian monarchiail system, drawing appalled cries of protest. The USSR moved to have the Israeli delegate censored a second time, which, after a brief caucus, was quashed with the USA, Canada, and E&pt -, again? the move. Although Sunday :beheld tie Palestinian-IsraeIi co’nflict at its peak, comic *relief was proudly provided in the form of an annual “joke resolution.” . This year’s resolution, submitted by the USSR, involved a radical change in design of the UN Continu&I 0~ page 4

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parents are assumed to be contributin to their education, although 1his is often not the case. Also, it is stated that “the criteria ,of the current program An Ontario Federation of Sturequire ‘$nrealistically high pardents (OFS) briefing booklet used by provincial student lead- , ental contributions for students from relatively modest backers lobbying Ontario MPPs progrounds.” The system at present poses that the current USAP “does not make much distinction classification of independent between those families who are and dependent students be only marginally ,able to contribscrapped. It recommends that all ute, and those who are genuinely students be considered independent when applying’for the - ;(wlleylthy’” according to the boo. government payments. When asked about the propSuch a decision would mean osal, Federation of Students OSAP payments would have to President Dave Readman said he more than dciuble to meet the did not fully endorse it, but added demand, according to OFS noted that the OSAP system in figures, increasing from $183 general needs to be restructured. million to $427 million annually. He says the Liberals “have been Under the proposed set-up, an bragging about accessibility but ‘estimated 158,000 students so far haven’t kept their promwould apply, for aid and receive ises.” an average grant of $1872 and Vice-P+re-sideqt (University,,; lo-an $2478 loan. : 7Affairs) ’ ‘Fkan Widowczjlk ‘said Most stiidknts are cur&y He.& x-Epg, . A.-while .“.: :--*:r:p %+ . _h;lpP _fy &p$ifb@ * J&qtq,q&pf- ggJ$&._. , that by rohn MacFarIane Imprint staff

Waterloo-North, is in favour of changing OSAP, he is unwilling to support increases in OSAP payments. The OFS alternatively recommends that the criteria for determining who has independent status should be loosened to make “the expected level of parental contribution more realistic.” Proposed than eb include reducing the time Bived away from home, either working, studying or both, in order to qualify as independent. Also, disabled students should be given automatic independent status, based on their medical’ equitiment and care expenses. Studf9-w planning to have a child during the academic year should also be treated as independents.’ While Readman sdys these changes would m&e-for an administrative nightmare, he agrees the payments should be based more on a student’s ability

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NEWS

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by John MacFaflane

On the topic of tuition, a Queen’s University report written last winter proposes that tuition fees be increased by $625

Imprint staff s The financial woes of students were the main topic of debate when the Ontario Federation of Students met with provincial politicians at Queen’s Park last October 22-25 for their fourth annual lobby session.

UW from 1982-83 to 1987-88. The government argues the fees are assessed since these new students haven’t contributed to the Canadian tax base, and have to make up their share of education costs. Readman points out that these students often remain in Canada after graduation and

Decade of erosion of funding The student leaders stressed the lack of provincial funding, the problems with OSAP, differential __ fees _ for _^ foreign .- students -and the level of tuition in their talks with the MPPs. Some of the powwows involved political heavyweights such as Minister of Education Sean Conway, Conservative leader Andy Brandt and NDP chief Bob Rae. Premier Peterson would not talk to the students this year or last. The most significant impact of the sessions concerned the issue of OSAP loans to disabled students, according to Federation of Students President Dave Readman. He says the MPPs were receptive to the OFS claim that OSAP doesn’t currently take into consideration the added expense of equipment, care and cost”of living for disabled students. A meeting has already been set up between OFS executives and the ministers of education and the disabled. The high level of differential fees, charged to foreign students on top of their tuition, was also a hot discussion topic. Foreign students are presently paying three times what their Canadian counterparts pay, and as a resuit, their enrolment numbers have plummeted acruss Canada, including a 40 per cent drop at

contribute their tax dollars then. VPUA Fran Wdowczyk says these students “improve the cosmetics of m society” and _m . . . bring in monev which wouldn’t otherwise be here. Readman discussed what he calls “a decade of erosion of funding” with the politicians, and says the government is playing the education system off against the health care system, and the public perceives a inore urgent need for additional hospital beds than new learning facilities. He feels the underfunding of Ontario universit ies has led to a critical situation, with overcrowded classrooms and outdated equipment. Wdowczyk discussed d with MPPs the possibility of regulating where the university administrations can allocate provincial funds in an attempt to get more money put directly into the classroom. Another funding concern voiced was the deregulation of transfer payments from the federal government to their provincial colleagues. Since the guidelines for use were relaxed a few years ago, provincial governments have been under no obligation to, give universities the funds designated for them by the federal government.

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Wdowczyk said she slipped in the topic of student housing in addition to the main OFS concerns. To her surprise, the politicians were quite ignorant of student housing concerns, including Waterloo-North MPP Herb Epp who felt there is no real housing problem in Waterloo. She says she quickly reminded him that students are paying $250 to $275 on average for rent, and often live in unsafe conditions. While both Readman and Wdowczyk feel the lobby session was a success, they stress that they have to keep in contact with local MPPs- --in order .cee ----- to -- ---

ner student over the next nine iears, with the stipulation that government funding be increased by three times that, While the official OFS stance was a call for a tuition increase freeze, Readman feels an increase would show the government how desperate students are for more funding. Wdowczyk adds that increases are fair if they are used effectively and accompanied by increases in OSAP payments. 1

the results. They are looking for a joint student-administration effort to obtain increased provincial funding, but must first work out the differences between the two UW groups. Readman points out that the government is playing one off the other, and says “we should give a little to gain a lot, after all we’re all out for more funding.” The Federation executive is off to Ottawa this week to lobby national leaders with the Canadian Federation of Students on the Via Rail cutbacks, the effects of the general services tax on universities, and federal transfer -payments, -

Club Fed - Every table upstairsat Fed Hall this past Saturday was full of U W students fighting to dispose of thetr hard earned paper. With all proceeds going to Youth Challenge International, the evening was a booming success by all accounts. Oh, yes, the man playing three from the top here lost 5 million “dollars” on this hand. Easy come, easy go. photo

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flag. A 96 *degree shift in the world map, as well as a coiour change from traditional white and blue to stimulating khaki were some of the measures introduced. As well, a move to transform the traditional laurels enveloping the world to a barrage of space satellites protecting the earth from “alien stickmen” was also on the agenda. An amendment by the USA to include a “Free James Brown” inscription on the flag was welcomed by

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Research expenditures in Ontario are growing faster than operating expenses, placing additional strain on existing research facilities at universities. For years, universities in Ontario have been living off the value of assets and not replacing what was being worn out. Last year was the first in recent memory that the value of capital formation of fixed assets exceeded the value of depreciation.

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Each year, the council publishes a report on universities’ financial status,and this year’s report is particularly grim. Despite the government’s commitmenf to funding additional enrolment, the universities’ total share of government spending has dropped from 5.9 per cent in 1977-78 to 45 per cent in 1989-

This gloomy Council of Universities report concludes, “It is clearly evident that Ontario could afford to invest more in its The Ontario gouniversities.” vernment enjoys an operating surplus+ meaning they have been able to finance all of their operating expenditures from taxes, transfers and other revenue. The COU believes they should fund universities better because unemployment is substantially lower among university graduates than among less educated people.

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The report points out that “the government’s total expenditures have increased at a rate a third faster than its grants to universities.” For example, hospitals, elementary and secondary for schools, and institutions adult education’s per client expenditures have increased at a rate faster than inflation, while university per client expenditures-have not. Specifically, in 198748, hospitals spent 32 per cent more for each day of patient care than in 1978-88, while universities actually spent 13 per cent less for each full time equivalent student enrolled in 1987-88 than they did a decade earlier. Compared to other provinces, Ontario’s track record on per student funding is dismal, the report says. “In 1988-89,.it is estimated that Ontario ranked ninth

plummets

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Universities’ share of government spending has dropped

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Enrolment The financial position of our universities has rapidly declined over the last decade, according to a report released last month by the Council of Ontario Universities (COU).

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among the ten provinces, or about $800 per student below the average for the other nine provinces? The gap between Ontario and the rest of Canada is currently declining because the position of universities in other provinces is also declining.

vince as a whole. Every province failed to increase operating ‘grants to universities as fast as their respective economic growth in the decade between 1977-78 and 1987-88; however, Ontario placed ninth in this category too. .

Ontario ranks 9th in university The Ontario government’s opmating grants to universities was 30 per cent below the average of other provinces in 198788, ranking Ontario ninth in the country according to this financial indicator. The report also describes how university funding has kept pace with financial growth of the pro-

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Compared to the United States, the COU report says, “recent evidence makes clear that many state jurisdictions in the United States have afforded a higher priority to universities than the Government of Ontario has given to universities in this province.” According to the report, American universities in general re-

ceive more government grants than comparable Ontario schools. In addition, public universities in the U.S. are able to draw on other resources such as higher tuition fees and private donations. According to the COU report, the impacts of this poor Ontario record are progovernment found. To offset “a consistent lack of provincial government support, Ontario universities have had to obtain a higher proportion of their income from tuition and other fees.” The infamous work report marking fee is just one example of an extra fee we pay here at Waterloo. Underfunding search efforts

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I/Z million undergrads attend Canadian universities Increased enrolment is the ‘most compelling reason for increasing Ontario government funding of universities. For the first time in history, the number of full-time students at Canadian universities has passed the half-million mark, The survey was of fall enrolments for the 1989-90 academic year. It was conducted by the Association of Universities and Colleges of Canada, the Association of Atlantic Universities and ’ the Council of Ontario Universities.

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Eisenhower’s revealed

The Second World War, declared over fifty years ago, and won some six years later, seems very far from us herein 1989. With each passing year, Remembrance Day takes on less significance. The one aspect of the war that is still discussed regularly is the Nazi regime. But recently, a Toronto novelist, John Bacque, did come up with something new on WWII; while researching a book on wartime resistance hero Raoul Laportiere, he discovered a shocking cover-up of extreme human rights violations of German prisoners of war held in American and French camps. After the war ended, most prisoners were sent home, and a number were transferred to France to help in the post-war construction. But the American POWs fell under the jurisdiction -of General Dwight- D. Eisenhower, commander of all Allied armies in Europe and US. forces in Europe. And Eisenhower openly despised Germans. The Geneva Convefition protects POWs by guaranteeing them adequate food and shelter, mail delivery, an&visits by delegates of the International Committee of the Red Cross, who report in secret to a protecting power, But Eisenhower got around such protections by changing the status of the POWs; gradually, Bacque reports, they became “DEFs” - Disarmed Enemy Forces. Bacque spent three years and over $100,000 researching a story that no one wanted to hear - how nearly one million prisoners died of starvation, neglect and exposure as a result of these policies, and how it was covered up so well th&it took 50 years for it to resurface by accident. The September issue of Saturday Night magazine included both an article on Bacque’s search, and an account of the events by Bacque himself, Bacque has also published his research in the book Other Losses. Bacque’s account reveals the disgusting and senseless treatment POWs received at the hands of the Eisenhower administration. Bacque tells the story of one German corporal: “there was no food at all for days, then very little. Exposed, starved, and thirst,y, the men started to die. Liebich saw between ten and thirty bodies being .dkagged out of his section, B, which at first held 5,200 men. He saw one prisoner beat another to death to get his little piece of bread. One night, when it rained, Liebich saw the sides of the holes in which they were sheltered, dug in soft sandy earth, collapse on men who were too weak to struggle out, They smothered before anyone could get to them. Liebich sat down and wept. ‘I could hardly believe men could be so cruel to each other.“’ The death rate in the DEF camps was about 30 per cent; a normal death rate for the civilian population was between one and two per cent. Generals in charge of camps were issued food based on fewer prisoners than they actually had, rations were reduced several times from already below subsistence level, and records were doctored so these men virtually disappeared. It was only through the determination of Bacque that their story has finally come to light. This revelation in no way vindicates the atrocities of the Nazi regime, but does serve to remind us that atrocities weren’t confined to one side. WWII wasn’t a “good versus evil”. battle. It was a long, slow and horrible way for millions to meet their deaths, and we must never forget it.

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The wa tumbling As a result of global warming, the Cold War is thawing out. The foundations of East Germany are rocking; the entire cabinet

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citizens have gone to West Germany, and over a million more wish to leave. And -Barbara McDougall gets frantic about a couple of refugees washing up on shore. Democratic ideals have rooted themselves in Communigt countries, the citizens demanding beforms. First the Soviet Union, then China, and now East Germany. Russia is slowly reforming under Gorbachev, China brutally crushed the revolt, and it appears that East Germany is

simply giving up. Tearing down the wall will kill at least half of

next year’s spy novels. It’s nice - the English language’s most aver-used word that people can freely cross the border and families and friends will be reunited, but it wasn’t the most responsible thing to do. An influx of nearly two hundred thousand people within a few weeks presents a problem for West Germany: supplying food, water, housing, jobs, and so on. Following Russia’s example of gradual reforms would gradually reduce the society’s discontent, and the country

comes down wouldn’t be rapidly emptying itself of the citizens that make thE ,I country tick. I am astonished that such a vast number of people would leave thei’r jobs, homes, and friends with only a guarantee ol living under democratic rule@ and the world gives them credii for their courage. Now they can look forward tc the wonderful benefits of living in capitalist democracies. Instead of being knowingly denied rights and freedoms, we are assaulted by a vast amount of information telling us that the government is in control: thai sexism in advertising is OK because it-supports our consumeroriented society; that we live in a much “freer” society; that equal opportunity for different sexes ‘and races exist: that public opinion matters to governments; that TV, the junkfood for the eyes is educational; that ecetera, ad nauseum. The EEC merges in 1992, bringing vast economic benefits [why else would it merge?). Soori, if we’re lucky, we can have one universal monetary system

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spiritual, moral and practical dice and narrow self-interest’ approaches. persist. *Unbridled nationalism must One of the fundatiental objecObviously, these barriers give way to a wider loyalty and tives of the Baha’i Faith is the must be broken down and hulove of humanity as a whole. establishment of world peace. manity must take steps to ensure Current international activities Therefore, in 1985, a statement there exists a planet for our which nurture mutual affection was released by the internachildren. need to be greatly increased. tional governing body of the Banning nuclear weapons *Religious strife, the cause of inBaha’i faith. Addressed to the alone will not remove the root numerable wars and conflicts, is peoples of the world, it said that causes of war. People are ingeincreasingly abhorrent to peo“world peace is not only possible nious enough to invent other ples of all faiths. Religious leadbut inevitable.” It also suggested ways to subvert brie another in ers should ask themselves with practical means by which this an quest for supremacy and dohearts filled with a desire for the global peace will be established. minion. In addition to banning ’ truth whether they can’t subAlthough we cannot do justice nuclear weapons, certain other merge their theological differento this weighty document, the issues must be examined as they ces and work together for peace Baha’i Association at UW has atwill play a key role in establishand understanding. tempted to provide a summary ing world peace. The resolution *The achievement of full equalhere, hoping it that it will generof these issues is a prerequisite ity between the sexes is one of ate some soul-stirring questions to achievihg peace. the most important prerequiwithin the UW campus popula- . *Racism is a major barrier to sites of peace. It is only when tion. peace, Recognition of the one: women participate fully in the We believe that for the first ness of the &human race, impleaffairs of the world that nations time in history, the dream of glomented by appropriate legal will achieve peace. bal peace is within the reach of measures, must be universally “Universal education deserves the nations. The events of the upheld to overcome this problast few years point out irilcreaslem. ing co-operation among nations, *The ‘extremes of wealth and while scientific and technologipoverty keep the world in a state cal advance provide the means to of instability, virtually on the solve humanity’s problems. Yet brink of war. The solution calls misconceptions, doubts, prejufor a combined application of To- the editor,

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the utmost support that governments can lend it, for ignorance is the principal reason for the decline and fall of peoples. *A fundamental lack of communication between peoples seundermines efforts riously toward world peace, Adopting an international auxiliary language would go far to resolve this problem. Two points bear emphasizing in all these issues. First, the abolition of war is not simply a matter of signing treaties and protocols, but a complex task that requires a new level of commitment, Secon.d, the context of the issues must be raised to the level of principle, We as individuals, must implement these principles within our personal lives. In addition to world leaders, the involvement of more people in the quest for peace is vital.

Baha’is are therefore eager to provide opportunities for concerned people to discuss peace issues in open, positive and effective ways. Responses are warmly welcomed. It is our hope that the ideas, concepts and approaches contained in this statement will become part of our consciousnes9, and that all our efforts will take place with the confidence that “world peace is not only possible but inevitable”. If you have any insights or would like a copy of this peace statement, just drop a note in our mailbox in the Fed office. You are also invited to informal discussion groups that are held on Friday evenings at 730 p.m., Campus Centre, room 110. Nabil Seddigh UW Baha’i Association

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by Michael Matthew Question: After I moved in, I found but that the perspn I’m subletting from is charging ni6 more than he is paying the landlord. He says that he needs to do this in case he can’t rent ouf the’room in the summer. What can I do? -Distressed Answer: According to the Residential Rent Regulation Act, 1986, section loo(z)(b), “No tenant shall.. I directly or indirectly sublet any portion of the rental unit for a rent which together with all other rents payable for all other portions of the rental unit, is a sum greater than the rent that is lawfully charged by the landlord ff+v the rental unit.” To do so is an offence under section 122(1](f) of the same act, and the offending party can be fined up to $2,000 for an individual or $25,000 for a corporation. If the tenalit refuses to return the illegally charged rent, you can apply for a rent rebate, or take him , . to small claims court. If you wish to try the former procedure, phone or drop by the Kitchener Rent Review Office at 579-5790. and ask for a Form three, application for a rent rebate, to be filed under section 95, to be sent to you. Give the tenant a copy and ten days to respond. If the tenant fails to respond, this will be taken into account when Rent Review Services (Ministry of Housing] adjudicates your claim. To win the rebate, you must be able to prove you are paying more than your fair share of the maximum legal tent, based on a balance of probabilities. Be sure to collect as much evidence for your case (receipts+ tenancy agreements) as possible. Note: The procedure for claiming a rent rebate is equally applicable if you are dealing with the landlord directly. Repairs Question: Our landlord still hasn’t fixed our sink and hot water tank. What can we do? Answer: The first thing to do is make a written complaint to the landlord, outlining the items that need to be repaired- According to the LTA, the landlord is required to keep the rented premises in good condition and fit for habitation. The landlord must also comply with all legal, health, safety, and housing standards, regardless of the state the premisbs are in when a tenant takes up occupancy. The tenants are responsible for ordinary cleanliness (unless there is an express agreement otherwise), and for repairing any damage they, or their guests cause willfully or negligently, A tenant may apply to a judg,e for an order to have repairs done or to authorize repairs for which the tenant has already paid. The judge may also grant the tenant a decrease in rent for as long as the repairs remain undone. In emergencies, the tenant may have crucial repairs done immediately and deduct the cost from the rent. Tenants must have detailed receipts for all the work done. If the tenant cannot demonstrate that the repairs were necessary and done as inexpensively as possible, upon application by the landlord, the judge may order the tenant to repay the rent that had been withheld. Further, the judge may even allow the landlord to terminate the tenancy and order the eviction of the tenant! Before deducting rent, because of the inherent riskiness, always seek legal advice. It is important togive thelandlord a chance to do the repairs, and a simple warning that you are considering getting the repairs done yourself may be enough to get the landlord to act. J c

Saturday, November 4, The Proles played at Marty’s to a standing room only audience. Easily $200 could have been made for the CKMS Rock ‘n’ Roll Benefit had CKMS been there to collect the money at the door. Better than a week before, CKMS and The Proles arranged for the benefit. They said a cart [a recorded message used for promotion) was goiig to be made and they would arrange for someone to come and work the door. Neithkr of the two were carried out; also, the posters we supplied them with weren’t posted.. During the week before the gig, I had to phone them every

day to remind them to promote it. Seemed the, DJs weren’t informed of the concert, Along with the DJs not being informed, Imprint apparently wasn’t either. We weren’t mentioned in the Hip Hap column in the arts section. An $80 donation was made to

the cause from Marty for equipment rentals, but an extra$i9.38 was needed, which the CKMS station manager claimed they would cover. We never received that money. The Proles are now short $20

To the editor,

of more relevant names. So let’s rename it “Tuffy’s” in honour of our resident gridiron .alchemist.

I’ve always thought that ‘YThe Bomb Shelter” was a particularly mediocre name for a student pub. Moreover, now that the Cold War appears to be winding down, one could thing

“There is no obligation inherent in this opportunity . . .” of publishing Imprint, and “Journalistic responsibility is a, lie perpetuated by the masters of consensus reality” are two statements in Paul Done’s comment piece last week that cry out for comment. In asserting Imprint need not follow the norms of responsible journalism, pou have directly contradicted your Statement of Principles. How can an irresponsible newspaper be accountable to its readership, the students? How can a newspaper dedicate itself to serving the students while denying its obligation as a newspaper? In case you hadn’t noticed, some journalists have .actually been killed in their quest for editorial responsibility. The sad tale of CTV reporter Clark Todd comes to mind. In order to fulfill this responsibility, he went into war-ravaged Beirut to see first hand

the

horror

of that

tortured

city. A nearby explosion wounded him, and he bled to death over three agonizing days. In a more recent incident, a CBC reporter was shot in the leg by a soldier in the Middle East. He, like Clark Todd, placed himself in grave danger to make

good his obligation as a reporter. He is expected to recover fully, Professional journalists would pale at your statements about responsibility and obligation, or lack of it. However, your stance is clear - the students at Waterloo are being served by a newspaper that openly admits their lack of responsiblity and their blindness to obligation in print media. We deserve better. Journalism withbut responsibility ’ is propaganda. That’s what

separates

Tass from

on page .8. .._

Royston Mulvihill M.A, Regional Planning

richer.

Three dollars To the editor,

Continued <.* <

Time,

i from Newsweek, and revisionist historians atrick Watson. The intransigence in Imprint makes it very clear which side you’re on. Students should not be put in the position of being the conscience of their newspaper. We’ve got more important things to do. I, in good conscience, ‘cannot support Imprint. I will be following the lead of Steve Shefter and crossing off the $3 Imprint charge on my nex,t fee statement. I. call on all students who believe responsibility befvre *elf Eatification to do the same. YOU know what’s really sad about this ? Some poor, misguided souls actually believe that journalistic responsibility is a lie, something to stifle press freedom, That’s really too bad,

for they’re in for one helluva shock when they leave the cocoon of university and enter the sting of the real world. I feel for them, Maybe the life span of Imprint is drawing to a close. The panicky comment pieces would seem to be an indication that it’s time to throw in the towel, Perhaps it’s time for the overweight, punch-drunk boxer to retire, and make way for a fresh, responsible approach. The students of this institution are bright, discerning, and enthusiastic. They deserve it. ’ M. Fisher History

Paul Done’s piece was a comment piece in which he exp’ressed his own views on journalism, not those of Imprint staff as a whole. The opportunity he referred to wus the opportunity that student journalists have

“to

examine

issues

more free-form, uncensored manner than more commercial presses,” to which he then said, “There is no obligation inherent in this opportunity.” It was not the opportunity to publish a newspaper, as this letter imph. mEd

Imprint, Friday, Nopmber

10, 1989

FORUM

11Vanie>r Cup 11Short To the editor, Since I am the Chief Centurion of the Warriors Band, and ostensibly in charge of the Warriors Band, I have been appointed to speak for the band in congratulating the football Warriors on their fantastic season. We all expected them to win a game or two, but four?! I can,‘t remember the last time I was so pleased to be completely wrong. I would also like to congratulate Tuffy Knight on his success this season. I am certain that he would downplay his role and give credit to the players, but I believe he fuljy deserves the distinction of coach of the year, Finally, I would like to congratulate the many fans who supported the foot ball Warriors this season, and in past seasons. At almost every game this sea-

son, Warrior fans outnumbered the other team’s fans, even at away games, Without exception, the Warrior fans were louder and more spirited than any other fans, regardless of whether the team was winning or losing. The Warriors band is proud to have been part of the 1989 football se,ason. We had a great time cominir out to the games, and the final minutes of the last game 7 with the fans screaming their support for a team losing 47-7, and the truly classy saIute of recognition from the players to the fans once the game ended these few minutes will probably never be outdone. See you all next year, at Vanier cup ‘90! Roy Wood Chief Centurion Warriors Band

story .contest at UW

The Tom York Memorial WritThe award value is $350, dising Award is a student writing ’ tributed at the judges‘ discreaward in memory of Dr. Thomas tion. The adjudication L. York, chaplain to UW and committee consists of Kim JerniWLLJ from 1985 to his death in an gan, editor, The New Quarterly, automobile accident in 1988. The Gerald Noonan, English depti award is for short stories and WLU, and Veronica Ross, K-W will be presented in March 1990. writer. The award is adminisWriters must be undergradutrated by St, Paul‘s United Colate or graduate students in any lege, department at UW or WLU. SubAdventurer, writer, scholar missions must be the writer‘s own, previously-unpublished work, with a suggested length of 2500 words. The deadline for submissions is 2500. Dr. Pauline Greenhill, at St. Paul’s College (885-146Cl), is the contact for submissions and more information. Entries must be unmarked in order to permit blind evaluation. Include a separate cover page with the author‘s name, address, phone number, student number, university, story title and word count.

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from page 7

for helping CKMS. A CKMS representative did come to Morty’s around 9:30, only to say he couldn’t work the door. Later, we got a call from him saying there was a big mix up and the station manager was out of town. No one came to collect.The drive was for a power booster which would allow for the signal to reach Guelph and Cambridge. This kind of coverage would, be beneficial to local

Struck.

bands such as ourselves. However, the irresponsible attempts CKMS has made may hinder this funding drive. Subliminal message carts and refusing to stop talking are just a few of the bogus attempts The Proles offered CKMS and their listeners on “alternative,” whereas CKMS chose a mainstream method to their funding drive. The Proles are in no way responsible for the actions of CKMS Tony Giovinazzo of The Proles 1st yr. music, WLU

Chew on this squareha! Big prizes, BE fun, bedbugs It’s the Imprint &urvey!

To Your Health Promoting

healthy

There’s no escaping the fact our lifestyle habits may be the principal reason for the decline in our well-being. Increasing medical evidence has found smoking, excessive drinking, and a poor diet contribute significantly to the incidence of heart disease, stroke, cancer, respiratory disease, and accidents, In response to leading evidence of the vital links between health and lifestyle, the Ontario Ministry of Health has launched a program to encourage people to quit smoking, moderate their drinking habits, and to learn a more nutritious way of eating. The Healthy Lifestyles Promotion Program is de$igned to increase public awareness about lifestyle

options

and

to encourage

people

to make

“healthy” choices. Further, the program is aimed at stimulating Iocal involvement and building community support for individuals adopting new lifestyle choices. The project is an attempt to reach Ontario residents in low and middle income brackets who are “at risk.” Experts in the fields of alcohol, nutrition, cardiovascular disease prevention,

lifestyles

and multicultural and women’s health prevention have_yworked together with the Ontario Ministry of ealth to develop the goals of this program’.-? The three year project incorporates three strategies: - a media campaign - a community support component , - a community action component The media campaign utilizes television and radio advertising, and has as their slogan+ “Health - it’s a great feeling? The community support includes sample programs local groups can mode1 to start their own projects. They also provide lots of pamphlets. The community action

strategy

attempts

stimulate

community

involvement in the program and the development of the community health promotion services. For more information about the Healthy Lifestyles Promotion Program or other topics of interest in the health and safety field, ask the Health and Safety Resource Network in room 121, H&S building or call 885-1221, ext. 6277.

and chaplain,

Tom York was born in Washington, DC, and entered Canada as a draft resister during the Vietnam War. He was later ordained a United Church minister and served parishes. in the Northwest Territories, Ontario, New Brunswick and British Columbia. His latest novel, DesireIess, was published posthumously in 1988.

immigration

policy

As the 80s close, and the 90s begin, human rights violations throughout the world have become even worse, forcing more people to flee their countries in search of safety and peace. Between 1987 - 1989, increased numbers of refugees from around the world, particularly Sri Lanka, Central America, and Iran, have claimed refugee status at Canada’s borders. The media and government have portrayed these refugees in a negative light, saying that they have “jumped the queue,” when the reality is that they are not in the same queue as refugees seeking asylum from abroad. Thus there has been a negative public response to helping refugees. In January 1989, Parliament passed two bills that significantly change how refugee claims are being processed. This legislation represents the government’s effort to 1) deter economic refugees from making claims at Canada’s borders; 2) curb the rise in unscrupulous immigration consultants, and 3) speed up the decision-making process for each claim. After the bills became law, the Canadian Council of Churches (CCC) launched a court action, challenging the legislation. The churches claim that some sections of the new Immigration Act “violate certain of the fundamental rights and freedoms guaranteed by the Charter of Rights and Freedoms and the Bill of Rights,” The churches believe that sections of this refugeelegislation are constitutionally flawed and put some refugees in danger. They are asking the courts to cancel those sections of the law, In September, nine months after the legislation came into effect, non-governmental organizations (NGOs) and church groups agree that the three goals of the government have been met. However, the churches are concerned that in speeding up the process, refugees are also forfeiting their right to be well-represented by legal counsel and to tell their stories. The criticism of NGOs and church groups is that in the process of meeting the above goals, there’are bona fide refugees who are not being accepted and are being deported to life-threatening situations. The church court action seeks to correct the legislation so that all refugees 1) have the opportunity to tell their stories; 2) have adequate legal counsel from the outset; 31 have adequate time to prepare their cases; 4) have the right to appeal their decisions and introduce relevant evidence unavailable previously; and 5) that NGOs church groups have the right to assist refugees without risk of fines or jail sentences. The following is an examination of where the new process can break down. Initial Statement of Claim If refugees do not state specifically in the immigration inquiry, “I am a refugee,” they cannot do so later. They normally do not have a lawyer with them when making this claim. Immigration officials ma,ke notes of the answers to these initial questions, where no other witnesses are present. These notes are often used in the screening inquiry. The answers, often given under extreme duress and without legal counsel, can contradict later statements made by the refugees and then be used against them. Credible Basis of Claim The next step in the process involves an initial hearing where the refugee claimant meets with an immigration adj:qdicator and a member of the refugee board. This panel decides tihether or not the individual has a credible basis to make a claim. A refugee claimant can be deported without having had a chance to tell his/her story. The two members look at the human rights record of the given country arid at how similar cases have been decided. Frequently, the only way someone fleeing persecution can leave the country is by using a false document of passport. The churches are concerned that if the refugee had to lie or use false documents, then that person’s case is considered not credible. They are also concerned the ‘*credible basis hearing” puts the burden of proof on the refugee. This goes against- principles of fundamental justice. Worst

all,

the

Fesult

car\

that

a refugee

deported

evcin

though it can be clearly inferred that the individual will be persecuted and possibly face torture, imprisonment or death upon return. (To be continued next week.) WPIRG is a student-funded and directed organization that carries out research, education clnd action on environmenta! and social justice issues. For more information visit US in room 123 GeneraI Services Complex, or calI extension 2578.

imprint,

NEWS

‘Transcendental by I* Hwv Imprint staff TM instructor Calvin Danyluk was on campus last week to try and reactivate the UW Transcendental Meditation Club. But doubts have been raised recently about TM’s legitimacy. Last week Imprint ran both an ad and article on the Tcanscendental Meditation technique. The article information was based on a press release from the World Plan Executive Council of TM. The council says Transcendental Meditation includes a simple natural technique for developing the full creative potential of the individual andsociety. TM started in India thirty years ago. It is currently being taught by the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who was a disciple of the late Swami Brahmananda Saraswati. He is now referred to as Guru Dev - divine teacher. The

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Meditati6n:freligion, L

group claims that; among other In Canada, Tom Harper, things, TM will relieve all the former religion editor of the Tostress in your life. ronto Star, has said, “TM is a One student who attended a religion masquerading as a TM information session on camscientific technique. The initiapus said she found it interesting, tion is unmistakably religious,. . but that Danyluk made some I have personally found that claims about TM that she found many of their claims are highly diffucult to believe, ineluding exaggerated to the point of being that it could relieve you of all false.” stress. According to ex-instructor Danyluk says that TM is not a Terry Wilkins, during the initiacult or sreligious organization in tion ceremony, *‘The initiator is any way - it is a meditation paying homage to dead Hindu technique. masters. This is a Hindu tradiNot everyone thinks that TM tion TM is teaching Hindu reliis only a meditation technique. gion under the guise of science.” In 1977, a U.S. District Court for The mantra is the corner stone New Jersey ruled that TM is reli- _ to TM. A mantra is a word, or a gious in nature, When the TM series of words, that is repeated group challenged this ‘ruling in over and over in the practice of the appeal courts, a Philadelphia meditation and is not unlike the court ruled that TM is not just Catholic practice of praying “religious in nature but a ‘reliwith ‘Hail Marys’ and ‘Our Fagion’: SCI-TM is not a Theisitic thers’ on their rosary. It is proReligion but it is nonetheless a fessed by the instructors of TM constitutionally protected relithat each mantra has no meaning gion. It concerns itself with the but the physical sound created same search for ultimate truth as by the letters, scientifically arother religions and seeks to offer ranged to produce the best results possible in meditation. 1 a comprehensive and criticallv Terry Wilkins doesn’t agree. Ii,mportant answer to the quesion and doubts of modern man.” When he was given his first

10, 1989

expression of the type of truth that is being taught in TM . . . . Scientific, huh? You see, Maharishi claims to be an exponent of truth, which he claims is a nonchanging reality. If that be true, how can truth and deception walk hand in hand?” The TM club has yet to get club status approval from the Federation of Students.

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5:00 p.m. - ?:30 p.g. FE’l)ERATION OF STUDEhTS FURh&R EXECUTM3 IiECEPTIUN Federation Hall All past Federation executive members are invited to this annual reunion. Contact the Fed office for more information. 5:30 p.m. - 7:00 p,m. STUi)ENT ALUMNI ATION REUNION University Club

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Can females ejaculate too? DEAR SEXPERT: Last weekend I was having sex and had a sensation that I hadn’t experienced before - I was close to a really good orgasm but I asked my boyfriend to stop because 1 felt like I might urinate, Is it possible to urinate while having an orgasm?

ANSWER: It is uncommon for females to urinate during an orgasm, but what you have described could be a preliminary stage of female ejaculation. Female ejaculation is associated with stimulation of the Grafenberg spot (more commoniy known as the G-spot) so I will begin by discussing that. The G-spot is an erotically sensitive area located within the front wall of the vagina, about one-third to one-half way in from the vaginal opening. It is believed to be the female counterpart of the male prostate gland, and it consists of glands and ducts that surround the urethra. In the same way that the male prostate gland produces a clear fluid, the “female prostate” produces a clear fluid, and this can enter the urethra. When there is vigorous and sufficient stimulation, this fluid can be ejaculated through the urethral opening. Most studies of the G-spot report that orgasm was achieved by a partner stimulating the female’s sensitive area with his or her fingers. However, females have also reported locating the G-spot through masturbation or intercourse. It is not always easy to find the G-spot and it usually requires some exploration. When the area is first stimulated+ females who have locatedtthe G-spot have reported sensations including slight discomfort, a brief sensation that they need to urinate or a pleasurable feeling. After a minute or so of stroking, the sensations will begin to become more pleasurable and continued stimulation may result in an intense orgasm. Sometimes these orgasms are accompanied by the ejaculation of the fluid from the urethral opening. Ejaculation typically occurs as part of a long session of sexual activity in which the level of excitement is very high and female has had a number of orgasms. Quite often females hold back from ejaculating because of the potential embarrassment of “wetting the bed.” Having a supportive partner is often an important factor in deciding not to hold back. If you think that you will be in a situation where you might ejaculate, you can place garbage bags underneath a towel on the bed. This will make the clean-up a lot easier and will also make you more comfortable with letting go (the ejaculations often consist of a large amount of fluid]. At the moment there are a number of unanswered questions about the G-spot. For example, it is not known if all females have a G-spot or how common female ejaculation is. Therefore, ejaculation is not necessarily an ideal that you [or others] need to strive for. Have.fun trying (you might have been close last weekend) but don’t be concerned if it doesn’t happen. The research referred to in this column was obtained from Our Sexuafity by Crooks and Baur. This column is prepared every other week by volunteers of the Sexuafity Resource Centre [formekly Birth Control Centre). Anonymous questions can be submitted through pn-campus mail to the SRC, c/o the Federation of Students office. Questions can also be asked by visiting us [CC206J or cding us (885-121 I, ext. 2306).

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Consumers should exercise caution when shopping for herbal remedies at their local health food store, says a professor of pharmacy at Halifax’s Dalhousie University. Dr. Frank Chandler is not impressed with most of the claims made on behalf of many herbal preparations, and he worries about how they are being sold. Most herbs are now classified as foods under Canada’s Food and Drug Act. Chandler says tha-t most herbal preparations should be subjected instead to regulations similar to those governing the production and sale of drugs. He says his concerns do not apply to herbal preparation sold as tea and coffee substitutes. “For the most part, these products are totally harmless when taken in moderation.” Chandler has been invest igating the medicinal effects of plants for 20 years. He says that, ifi that time, he has come across ‘herbal recipes that do not do what they claim to do, and has tested products that don’t contain the ingredients listed on the package. Still other products can be poisonous if taken internally in

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large doses over an extended period of time, he says, One example of this is comfrey, .a popular herb - often used as a tonic tea - that<. Chandler says “you couldn’t pay me to take.” “Chronic toxicity in most of these herbs is somethng we have no idea about and this is one of the reasons why I mention comfrey. It has been demonstrated that it’s a chronic poison,” he says; several studies have found it contains toxins that can cause liver damage. Ginseng, another popular herb, has been used since time immemorial by the Chinese. It has a reputation as an aphrodisiac and a cure for many ills. Though he agrees that ginseng does have medicinal properties, Chandler cautions that the term ginseng can refer to any of 22 different plants, Consumers may not always be aware of which ginseng plant they need and which one they are getting. Another problem is that herbal remedies are not tested for truth-in-packaging. For example, Chandler says, some studies have revealed that products supposedly containing ginseng actually contained none at all. He says, “Belladonna (deadly nightshade has often cropped up as an adulte+rant in herbal preparations sold in other countries,

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mercial dairy farmers from 1.5 million in 1945, to 200,000 today, Embryo-transfer technology involves inseminating a valuable cow, and a week later transferring the embryo to a less valuable cow. This leaves the valuable cow free ,for rebreeding every three weeks. It is also used to transport genetic material among countries, since embryos carry fewer diseases than semen or animals.

and there have been some very sick people as a result.” The federal government is now studying proposals to change the legislation affecting the sale of herbal medicines. Until the new provisions ar’e in place, Chandler ’ recommends that consumers who use herbal remedies should consult an experienced hergalist, or read one of several books - for example, The New Honest Herbal by V.E. Tyler, and The Magic and Medicine of Plants by Reader’s Digest - or read the regular reports in Prevention magazine. He also suggests that consumers look for products that are “not just a bag full of herbs, but rather supply some information on the label,” Ideally+ that information should tell consumers what exactly is in the package, how to prepare it, what is the proper dosage, and what are the contraindications, says Chandler. Chandler’s work has been supported by the Medical Research Council.

Small businesses and veterinarians are thriving by providing embryo transfer services to farmers. ’ In the future, it may be possible to have offspring resulting from< either two female or two male parents, Since science has allowed the quality of bulls t% be determined with much greater accuracy than females, superior offspring could be obtained by crossing two highquality bulls rather than a high quality bull and a female of unknown quality. Poultry and fish have already been produced this way, Consumers will see the benefits of these technologies in the form of cheaper, higher quality, less diseased products, of a higher variety. Farmers on the other hand, although their animals’will reproduce with less cost and time, grow faster, and yield higher quality products, will not be affected as positively. The more complex form of farming will require a higher education than what present farmers may have, leaving them behind. As has been shown with the widespread use of AI, the number of farms could bi! reduced significantly, family farms being first to go, But with fewer animals, the pollution caused by farm runoff will be reduced. Genetic diversity has been increqsed by the use of biotechnology with cattle, contrary to environmentalist’s worries. Animal suffering and disease will most likely be reduced, given that genetic abnormalities will be rare, and the primary medical procedure will be injections. As well, this wide use of biotechnology raises issues such as the ethics of patenting animals created by these means. Those opposed to patenting believe it will allow major biotechnology companies to control animal breeding, and that those farmers unable to pay the fees for patented animals will be hurt. Those in favour of patents believe that prices would lower as the technology became commonplace and it would make sense

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Are you interested in the ilobal implications of the middle east conflict? Do you have an interest in development issues, global pollution, human rights or Ever had the peace educatinn? urge to check out the great pyramids? If you are, then Cairo, Egypt next July is where you want to be. Youth Building the Future is an international student organization dedicated to networking students from around the world in an attempt to forge greater international understanding and

cfeate links through which students can voice their concerns. This year’s conference was held in Buenos Aires, Argentina and was attended by three WW students. The organization is now beginning the process of selecting two to three students to attend next July’s conference in Cairo. If you are interested and would like to attend an introductory meeting, please contact either Paul Tart [747-3875). Howard Adler (744-1818) or Sherwood Hinze (746-1237).

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Trumpets . . fanfare. -clap.. . presenting Dr. Norman Myers. On Tuesday, October 24, en; vironmental studies, and indeed the University of Waterloo had a pleasant treat, Dr. Norman Myers, a well known English l

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holistics Y- .for the whole self. by Michael H. Clifton Imprint staff

The eyes are “the light of the body”, as any lridologist Most people fear change. New ideas and ways of doing things are often difficult to accept or understand fully; hardest of all is changing one’s attitudes and beliefs, This has been a barrier to several new concepts about human lifestyles, especially about our habits, health and the environment. New ideas are challenging traditional thought and behavior. This itself is a sign that things are changing, that enough people are taking a new look at the way we live, and that more people may begin to take notice of it. John Nauss, a resident of the K-W area, is changing his life and teaching others how to change to achieve healthier bodies, minds and spirits. In his view, those three factors neither can nor should be separatqd. Nauss is a practitioner, instructor and consultant of wholistics, practicing iridology, herbology, applied kinesiology [touch for he&h), and even Bach flower remedies. He is also one of the founders of K-W’s vegetarian societies, has given lectures on iridology for UW’s optometry department, and was recently on campus again with a booth in the Campus Centre where he explained much of what his practices involve. Nauss was previously a Protestant theologian and is deeply interested in world affairs and human nature. The information presented in this article has been taken or interpreted from conversations and sources provided by him this writer’s opinions are only minimally interspersed. These notes are brief glances at areas of wide, detailed study. Anyone wanting further information should contact Nauss [at 747-1555 in Kitchenerj about his classes or with other quest’ions.

Three-galone man The idea that the body, mind and spirit are intrinsically and inseparably linked is not new, Even the Old Testament suggests that spiritual activity directly affects the health of the body (Proverbs 3:7-8). Nauss’s church (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day j Saints) teaches that what you eat will not only “strengthen the body” but also “enliven the soul.” Understanding this concept is vital for obtaining proper health. Most of the new, “alternative” health practices focus on the notion that what one does to any one part of the mind or body will affect some other part. This has lead to a new attitude toward maintaining health. One text on ‘Touch for Health explained: “Medical science takes a dead body and looks at the processes that it went through to die. They look for, find and name a disease, and then work backwards to try to cure it. (TO&I for Health) works from the opposite premise , . . ‘ Here is what a normal person looks like. Let’s try to put you back (to) normal.“’ (Touch for Health, John F. Thie; T.H. Enterprises,

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CA, 1987.) Nauss would suggest, “We need to learn wise choices and what to do to nurture ourselves. We do not catch a cold, we build it! It .Y , takes a lot of planning to get depressed and discouraged: it takes a lot of planning to be well.” This is the wholistic approach.

“Flower power” for the mind

The eyes have it! It is not enough to understand just the proper human condition. Every individual’s circumstances need to be considered in treatment, even for preventative planning. Iridology is one of the effective,methods of determining a person’s health structure and any arising dangers to the body’s systems. Iridology focuses upon the idea that the autonomic nervous system is knit together, and that 20,000 of its fibres connect in the iris. They register what is going on throughout the body, becoming almost literally a “light of the body.” By knowledgeable observation, an iridologist can pinpoint developing disorders, and give advice for proper physical and psychological care, just by looking into a person’s eyes. Nauss has his own testimony of iridology’s worth. He writes, “I should have died four years ago.” Years ago, John was diagnosed as having chronic asthma and developing Emphysema. Life in an “iron lung” and an early death were his expected lot. An , iridologist identified the weakness in his lungs and also pointed out pancreal and digestive disorders, She suggested a better diet and Fame medicinal herbs, Perhaps he should have died four years ago, but presently he is healthy and alive, pleased that since that day he

the original position . . . In order for the muscles to perform in this way, all the energies from all the systems in the body which affect that muscle must be able to ‘flow freely.” When muscles are weak, energy is not flowing as it should. This will often cause difficulties in areas of the body which relate to the specific muscle. Applied kinesiologists study those connections and a method of massaging certain points (*meridians’ as. in acupuncture,) which Will help to restore energy flow to normal, also enabling proper health totbe restored. Any muscle may be used ,as an example. The gluteus maximus is the butt of numerous jokes, but it is also one of the biggest and strongest of the body’s muscles. It “stabilizes the lower back, extends the thigh and helps pull the leg in.” A weakness in this muscle could cause or indicate problems with sexual organs and urges. To strengthen it, acupressure holding points are in the backs of the knee and elbow, and in the tips of the large toe and middle finger, all locations on the “circulation-sex meridian.” A practitioner would also prescribe a -diet with more vitamin E (in foods such as wheat germ, green peas and green leafy vegetables.) Guidelines for some cases also include exercises to provide ongoing attention to the muscle’s needs. The maintenance of health, by natural means, is essential to the balancing of lifestyle, and of body, mind and spirit.

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We aren’t always able to care sufficiently for our bodies on our own. Restoring ourselves to a proper level of health sometimes requires outside help, such as the massage techniques of touch for health - applied kinesiology. This method helps to identify and solve problems with bio-energy flows throughout the body, ,especially in connection with muscles. The text explajns, “muscle performance amounts to the contraction of muscle fibres, drawing together at the centre . . . The body is in a steady state of contraction (maintaining posture and firmness) . . , Movement is.. .,the unbalancing of tone. When one muscle is contracting to move, the opposing muscle must l+ go, until it is time to return to

One practice centres more on the mind than the body, using. the body’s learned and inherent responses to certain sensations to assist in psychotherapeutic development. This is referred to as Bach flower remedies, from Edward Bach’s studies in the 1930s. He wrote, “the action of these remedies is to raise our vibrations and open up our channels to thereception of Spiritual Self; to flood our natures with the particular virtue we need, and wash out from us the fault that is causing us harm,” (1934.) As in other wholistic practices, flower remedies rely on various warning signs in the body, such as pains or aches, to indicate what kind of trouble may be in the mind or emotions. Likewise, a mental disturbance could indicate where pains might exist in the body, which, when identified, may confirm a practitioner’s impressions. The process of correction is aided by orally consumed “essence” drops from a plant or flower which has inherent qualities beneficial to effecting a specific change in the human system. Though these work on a stimulus response level, the patient must have a positive attitude toward them, otherwise the remedy’s effectiveness will be decreased. Some plant-aids suitable for students’ needs might include clematis for absent-mindedness or a lack of ambition, agrimony for anxiety, white chestnut for a lack of concentration, larch for expectations of failure, and elm for a fear of failure.

Without you, they’re nothing! The major focus in all these practices is the patient. Although there are professional practitioners, such as John Nauss, their role is mainly that of teacher and aide. The purpose in their practice is helping individuals become aware of their bodies’ systems and the habits and lifestyle necessary to restore and maintain balance and health within them. Edward Bach suggested that diseases are “solely and purely ,corrective” indicator-lights of problems within the system. A wholistic counsellor would advise that disease should become unnecessary, if only we would learn to appreciate

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For the most Dart. thev succeeded, but failid to achi& one desired effect: Sex and Travel was a concept album, but nobody picked up on this. “Nobody even asked,” moaned Fish. “We were all ready to give them this scam, and nobody was remotely interested in the bloody album. It’s a spy story. It’s a little black and white, 196&s, English spy movie. That’s all I’m saying. I.mean it’s not a concept album like The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway’ or anything like that.” “I’ve just got this thing about third albums. A lot of my favourite albums are difficult third albums, like Alex Chilton’s, or the Velvet’s third. These are like classic albums; it’s all sort of de-

couple of beers one night and one of our hobbies was thinking up stupid names for groups. This Jazz Butcher just came out. The next thing I knew, he was pointing at an old Flemish painting and saying ‘the lazz Butcher goes I fishing.’ It’s not the most signifi-

solo thing. Basically, I didn’t want to insult the listeners’ intelligence by just doing the same thing over and over. “One doesn’t reject old songs as such, but you can only play them so much without getting bored. If we’re bored, you can’t expect the audience to enjoy it. So we move forward, as we have over several years.” As the sound has changed, so has the band. Though Fish has had an almost infinite array of musicians in his Conspiracy, for a while it was quite stable with Max Eider on lead guitar, O.P, Jones on drums and the mysterious Felix slapping the bass. In fact, Felix had replaced David J in the CoAracy, who left to

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bands,>y& A ness of producing music for a mostly j’aded but still hopeful public. And I guess that the Jazz Butcher Conspiracy, [ JBC); led by the Jazz Butcher himself, Pat Fish, have seen themselves as the executors of such an obligation. . Aft;eir around eight years of writing songs and releasing al-

ers again. job would be sic production “He’s -let us make more of a Whi te Light White Heat.” noise than before. He always ’ Fi sh continues: “So he decidea used to try to clean us up a lot. At that tihatever Johli said we’ least this time a lot of the takes shol Jld ignore. Meanwhile’ John a_rereally funny. The band was had decided that Pascal’s paints just sitting there raging away, were gonna get up my nose and amps howling with feedback. prevent me from being able to Tbi,s, album is really bright and sing at all. So, there was this feud going on that I had to play diplomat for. This is not the job A significant necessary 6LPIanef” for which I am best suited, But I think that if they had been able to speak the same language that shiny. I can live with that bebums, Fish has finally gone cause we did want to make a about the business of coming out with his consummate effort, Big shiny LP.‘: Though Big Planet is tempesPlanet, Scary Planet. Though it tuous and untame, it is still is far too early to discuss the sigseamless, And though it is a nificance - and doubtless neseemless effort, it still manages cessity F of Big Planet, it is to harbour razor sharp\edges; Jounquestionably time to probe nathon Swift would be proud of the mind of the creator. Fish’s satirical musing. It is truly Big Planet is a long sou htdrenched in the psychic sweat after return ,to form; a P0rITb associated with such an effortwhich hit its zenith with the Sex and, Travel mini LP. But Disless project. This characteristic is the hallmark of Fish’s best tressed Gentlefolk (1986) and work. Fishcotheque (1988) were largly But appearances can be defull of afew brilliant songs sandceiving. Often the most faultless wiched between decent filler recordings are the result of an material. Sub-Butcher, as it herculean struggle in the studio, were. twiddling dials and fubbing up retake after retake. Yet, Big Fishcotheque also saw Fish Planet managed remain free of part company with his (more-ors&traps. less] long time band and his LJun ~UUUL usual producer, John A. Rivers. ;eks, all in all, to record,” The new Conspi rks, “It was three rocked on the roa they were scattered able to salvage Pi. y long period. It was thargy he h most relaxed previously on LlC

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plays with many conventions, and seems to have totally removed himself from the novelty format. *‘I was trying to do something with song structure.” Fish says. “I didn’t want to be that predictable. I was getting tired with the verse - chorus - verse - chorus -

guys we have now are appallingly solid and powerful.” As good as the the JBC is, one thing can stand in their way. In fact, it happened in Toronto at RPM the last time they toured. They were destroyed by the soundman. Recounts Fish: “between the second support act and our own show, they swapped the desks: the monitor desk and the outfront desk. What possible excuse they had for this I don’t know. But the end result was that neither soundman had any idea where anything was. The sound on stage was so bad that we didn’t know what anyone else was playing. But when we did a show in ‘86 at RPM, there was no problem: the sound was excellent. That only contributed to my disappointment last time. I would think that we would be just very unlucky to have another night like that one.” Though Fish is confident with what he does, he sometfies worries about how others perceive his work. Not necessarily about the public’s estimation of his talent, but more about what they think his songs mean: “There’s a dar.ger when you make pop records: people can think everything that is committed to vinyl is something that is an elefnal message to posterity. Whereas it could just be a reflection of how I was feeling for just a couple of hours, A postcard, therefore, would be a commandment carved in stone.” If only people would realize that pop records are just made out of plastic. Catch the JBC this Tuesday in yet another gig at RPM. , ;,

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by Moustafa Bayoumi Imprint staff Watching video images in a movie is like driving with one eye closed - it’s a frightening experience. It’s frightening because the depth has purposely been erase-d and all you’re left with is the terror of the two-dimensional plane. Atom Egoyan spends much of Speaking Parts, his latest film (at the Princess until Monday) filming video images. Videos run in the background of the film, or are watched by characters, or become full screen projections or communication vehicles. The video image dominates and rules by its own logic and Egoyan tries to thrust us into this world which is more real - and more terrifying than our tactile existence. Speaking Parts is about the horror of the new reality. It’s about our new collective subconscious in the hyper-real. It’s about today’s surrealism. The driving analogy works well to describe the first fifteen minutes of the film. The title seems a misnomer, there has been no dialogue yet, just a journey into a modern video mausoleum where the living come to watch images of the dead. The camera drives blindly up to the

Hypes-real? screen and attempts to get -- beymd 4h&- iiraageg ualll the. audio lines of the. video becomes more apparent’ than the image they’re describing. With a strange, full colour sensation, Egoyan has effectively shown us the dark, distant face of our technological existence. The narrative unfolds slowly and choppily. Lisa and Lance work together in a high class restaurant in Toronto (yes, it’s an unabashedly Canadian film how many Canadian films can you count at your video store?). Lisa is in love with Lance, who is a young actor, but-lance seems to have no regard for her. She watches the few films iti which he has had non-speaking parts repeatedly. She seems to believe that her adoration bf his image must guarantee his love for her. But Lance is out to further his career only. In the hotel he stumbles across a woman (Clara) in the film business and they begin a relationship. She lands Lance a part in the film, a story of a lung transplant. Lance is eventually forced into a compromising situation between his career and Clara, while Lisa continues in her love and social ineptitude. In the concluding scenes, +ideo.logic takes over, the narrative is spliced like a jigsaw puzzle and the experience is dizzying. The plot is actually relatively simple, but Egoyan has fissured the narrative just enough to keep the telling of the story - the manner in which he is bringing these characters (images) to the screen - on our minds. The movie, is a’ solid comment on itself and its own power as well as on the larger issues/of relationships and technology. Egoyan is at his elegant best when he allows the video images to wield their hollow, authoritarian power. The images, these flat representations, hold a primeval hypnosis over the characters and us., ,

Videodrone The portrayal by David Hemblen, known only as the producer in the film, is chilling in its detachment. His disembodied

head and the straight lines on his face give him an eerieness like a low key Dennis Hopper in 131~

Velvet - but with the same level of menace. The dialogue, like a Harold Pinter play, establishes the film’s aloof technocratic feel and enhances the discomfort in the viewers. It’s a cold film - it’s not about to make you feel the warmth of your insides. But it is an important film for its courage and execution over its subject. But where the film loses its strength and courage is at its very end. It’s as if Egoyan was driving Marlow down the Congo and making a vi‘deo of the experience, but was too horrified by what he saw so he added an ending to cover up the horror. Egoyan’s end is too easy, too humanistic for such a convincingly dark film. Speaking Parts examines many of the same issues as Egoyan’s earlier film Family

Viewing and uses much of the same cast. It’s more acc.essible, but not as successful. At one point in the film, Eddy tells Lisa that “You’ve just got to know what buttons to push.” By the end, it seems like Egoyan is trying too hard to push our buttons, and the film sinks dangerously close to being manipulative. Nevertheless, taking a drive with him is certainly a worthwhile’ yet harrowing, experience. Sitting through Speaking Parts is not like playing Pole Position - you can’t just walk away. Lisa asks Eddy in the film “What’s so special about words?” This is a film about images, not words. It’s a photograph, not a debate. A photo may be worth a thousand words, but images are much more haunting.

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C* m by Paul Done Imprint staff It seems that technology is so good nowadays that it can virtually make an album without human participation - witness Below The Waste, the new Art Of Noise LP. Apparently, business in their chosen field - insurance claims adjusting (thanks Tim!) has been so profitable of late that they have not had time to devote to recording an LP. Thus, the technology get the musicians, rent the studios, turn on the machines and bingo!

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by P. Hohnhotz Gesiarz Imprint staff Pop culture heroine Deborah Harry is back with her third attempt to reach the popular success she attained with Blondie, Koo Koo, her first record was considered a cult success. Produced and co-written by Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards, the album was thematically too complicated for the simplistic music market. . Rockbird, released five years later, was an over-conscientious effort on the part of producer Seth Justman to make a hit out of an album that wasn’t. Harry,, during th’e last few years, has extended herself into other forms of culture enterprises including film (Videodrome, Hoirspray),

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RECORD REVIEWS stantly remind you of the band’s proven formula: boisterous guitars, energetic tempos, catchy melodies, and John Kastner’s throaty rasp. The only quarrel 1 have 1 with ._. the four xKastner . sung/writtenmm songs are that they seem a tad derivative: almost interchangeable with his songs on their debut. The five

by Andy Koch Imprint staff Montreal’s Doughboys have taken their time in releasing their second LP, and I’vetaken my time in reviewing it. However, the purchase of this excellent disc should not be delayed. The opening two tracks slam out of your speakers and in-

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Again is produced with the subtlety of gang rape, While this approach boosts the album’s hardcore street cred by giving it a decidedly raw, live feel, the unbridled production tends to occasionally overwhelm the strong vocals atid melodies, Where does tha’t leave us? Husker Du and Soul Asylum have done it all before. But the marveIous thing about Home Again is that the Dough,boys manage to capture the radiant power that those two bands exuded in their heydays. Though the untimely loss of Brock Pytel, since recording this L,P., may weaken them in the future, Home Again establishes the Doughboys as arguably the best Canadian band east of Victoria. Exceptional stuff.

drummer Brock Pytel over, shadow Kastner’s offerings (lead guitarist Jon Cummins belts out the tenth]. Pytel’s rich, smooth voice is complemented perfectly by the scrupulous rock songs that he writes. In fact, Never Sleep and She Duesn’t Live There Anymore verge upon sublime pop. But Iight-hearted music is not the rule here. Most of Home

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m by Craig Netterfield Imprint staff Thanks to the sexist rantings of Tone Lot, sex sells. Before he came along, most people felt that rap was just too . . . black. The solution to that ‘problem was simple - just recycle the music of white America [in this case Van Halen’s Jamie’s Cryin’) itito a new song, and voila, Wild Thing’s sales are second only to We aie the World. Now that hip-hop can “move product,” record execs will be shovellinR rap acts at us as quickly a> Addidas can supply the footwear. This means that a lot of crap will get released. Like Cold Facts from New York’s Too Nice. Here’s a band that runs the gamut of hip-hop topics, from sex to how dope their rhymes are. Even. the cover, where Too Nice update Mae West - “Is that an Uzi in your pocket or are you just glad.,to see me?“, is a rap clich. A great hip-hop band can tear apart other artists’ songs and

cutting edge to explore it. Rap has been used by bands such as Public Enemy and BDP as a medium to communicate some very strong messages. Too Nice try to slip in some moralizing at the end of Everybody Loves Sex, when MC Nice Gee says “Everybody do love sex, but its gotta be with the right person at the right time.” He mustn’t take his own advice too seriously, though, ‘cos in Rock the Girl, Gee, our pal Nice is with “the right person” when suddenly “at the door was a knock /I thought it was locked /My girl came in in a state of shock / Yo! I was caught with only one thing to do /I ripped off her clothes and started rockin’ her too.” This album is full of bland rhymes about worn-out themes laid over lame tunes, with alarge and oh-so-creative sampling of PE and James Broyn on the side. Rap with a silent C. Avoid.

weave together samples from them to f&m a compfeetely new song Y one that can stand on its own. Public Enemy’s Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos, with that piano riff, and De La Soul’s masterful construction of Eye Know from bits of Steely Dan are two examples of brilliant sampling. In contrast, Here I Come, which samples Sam and Dave’s Hold on, I’m Comin’, and Two Can Play the Game, with its use of the’ melody line from Johnie Taylor’s Who’s Making Love, are two examples fom Cold Facts where the samples outshine the rest of the song. Do yourself a favour by hunting down the originals. Tao Nice are in the running for the Worst Song Title of ‘89 Award with The Phantom of Hip-Hop, where “Nice Gee” drones at length about how he is a master MC; This is a bold subject area that makes me wish more rap acts were close enough to the

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By Paul Kowalski bt it be said and known that the primitives continue to produce brilliant, melodic indiepop. The primitives are ale of the oldest bands of their “throwaway pop” genre, and this shows on their latest wax, Pure. They are sounding much tighter and cleaner and have, much to my dismay+ lost a lot of the grungy feedback which first characterized them ,as a cross between Jesus & Mary Chain and the GoGo’s* The loss of the fuzz and distortioh, aside, the album is marvelous, rather short (like their first LP Lovely), and is a rather large bit of Primitive history, Two sang on Pure were recorded just after Lovely was recorded: AlI The Way Down and Way Behind Me, and it seems no coincidence that those are two outstanding tracks. Other songs that leap out and grab my eardrums with their bloody-good poppiness are Sick Of ‘It - the first single from Pure, Keep Me In Mind, and Shine, sung by P. JgCourt, as opposed to

The vertigo girt strikes Tracy Tracy. Court also sang AII The WCIYDown and adds a semipsychedelic sound to the songs, not unlike Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd. Pure is not as good as Lovely (what’s next? the Chaste album?], but hey, it’s been almost five years since the release

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It is Oregon. A green-wi’ndowed suburban shopping mall ponders its after-four mid-week existence. In the parking lot, school creatures muster. They linger in groups of three or four underneath the light standards, by the grocery-store loading bays and in the bus shelters. From where I am, it‘s pretty hard to see exactly what they look like. Well, it certainly isn‘t something that hasn‘t been seen before. . Some conducting hand marshalls the children to action, A group of females stretch themsel,ves from the pristine lawn and straighten the pleats in their skirts before they move. Suddenly there is a rush to the ziggurat la,id on end. The lead groups hold the glass doors open

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Down & dirty with Screamin’- Jay by Tim Perlich Special to Imprint Considering his previous films, it’s no surprise that a number of non-filmic entertainers appear in Jim Jarmusch’s latest work, Mystery Train. The surprise is always in the type of character they’ll be asked to create. In Down By Law, we saw the typically reticent Tom Waits spinning out extended D J-speak weather reports and a word-oriented Italian comedian, Roberto Benini, being stripped of his ability to communicate verbally. Similary with Mystery Train, we have Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, renowned for his on-stage orgies of musical mayhem, playing the role of a hotel night clerk in which he is confined to a chair for his entire performance, “Jim just made me shut up, look mean and use my eyes a lot,” says Hawkins. “He caged me to keep me from being wild on stage. I’ve been so noisy runnin’ my mouth all my life that when I saw the way it came out on film, it blew my mind! It really was different fbr me but I’m glad ‘cause 1want a change in my life. at least a change that opens ;Ibors.” For the time being, Hawkins doesn’t seem at all taken by the possibility of a whole new career in film, explaining: “Until Mystery Train, most of the parts that I’ve played in films have been’musically oriented. In Two Moon Iunction I had a minute and a half doin’ a song called Big! In another film I’ve just finished, Deliver Us From Evil, all I

Mayhem did was sing Sire&s Burning. Y’know, Jim said he would make an actor out of me and I didn’t think he could do it - but he did it! “I’ve done these films because these people came to night clubs where I was performing and offered me roles. I’ve never had to go out and read for a part. Really, it’s the money that helps me decide if I’ll do the part . . . money never argues about who spends it! If it’s there to be made, I’d be, stupid to turn it down. The world thinks I’m crazy but I ain’t stupid!” Mystery Train is only a foreshadow of things to come. Germinating somewhere in the dark recesses of Jarmusch’s mind is an idea for a film document of the life and times of Scremin’ -Jay Hawkins. “Jim wants my story bad,” chuckles Hawkins, “He made me promise not to give it to nobody. He said he would made me a movie actor and he did - now that Mystery Train is finished ’ the next movie is to do my story.” And what a story it is! Screamin’ Jay was born Jalacy Hatikins on July 18, 1929 in Cleveland, Ohio, one of nine children by nine different fathers. Grins Hawkins, “Mama was a rollin’ stone but I don’t knock the woman : she had her problems which I wasn’t old enough to understand at the time.” At the age of three, Jay began to bang

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first but then I took a love for killin’ people. Y’know, I had at least 18 combat missions against the Japanese in the South Pacific and was in a POW camp in Taiwan where I had all my toenails and fingernails pulled off. “I was beaten and I’ve got enough bullet wounds and bayonet scars on my body to create a crossword puzzle [here Hawkins pulls up his shirt to display the numerous scars, and one in particular which begins in midchest and runs around his torso to his back, saying “Right here is where a dude tried to cut me in half with a sword . , . but I’m still here! I just as soon fight as talk. If I lose, I’ll stand in the darkness and I’ll wait on you.. . sooner or later I’ll get you. I make a good friend but I make a bad enemy.”

music, harmony, theory, modulation and improvisation, but he benefitted most from hanging out with the piano greats of the period. Hawkins remembers, “Charles Brown and Amos Milburn took time with me, Avory Parrish and Lionel Hampton took time with me. . . but Nat King Cole showed me most of all. That’s what I liked about the old masters, they didn’t shuck you off like they didn’t have time for you. Those guys. were true master musicians!” Apart from music, Hawkins took a great interest in fighting. In 1947 the 18-year-old Hawkins won the prized Golden Gloves and two years later reached his boxing peak in destroying the “unbeatable” Billy McCan for the 1949 World Middle-Weight Championship, Unfortunately, Hawkins had to surrender the belt because he was still in military service at the time, but he kept the $47, 000 purse. Soon after, the young Hawkins retired undefeated from the ring. “I learned a lesson that night,” explains Hawkins. “I could be hit,, ., I might n. . _ even . get . beat _ up, so* 1 quit tighting in the ring and

started fighting in the streets. That way, I didn’t have to follow no rules. You see these rings (holds up spiky-ringed fists) . . . you hit a dude with these, you

Well folks, I’m sad to say that if there’s much hipness going on this weekend, I don’t know about it. However, I can tell you about a boss party tonight at -the home of the lovely and talented Rhonda Riche. The catchword for the evening is Scorpio. Enjoy. If you must opt for something else, -you could pop over to the Apocalypse in r-0. for the Doughboys, Check out NewRev this week for the scoop on their latest LP, Also in T.O., ex-Virgin Prune Gavin Friday is at the Rivnli. Saturday, you can catch Eddie and the Edseis at Fed. Saints preserve us! On a lighter note, the legendary Dickies are at the Apocalypse. The Diamond hosts 24-7 Spyz Monday night (Nov. 13). If you’re into that kind of thing it should be well worth checking out. But the event of the week is unquestionably the appearance of the jazz Butcher, the love of John Hymers’ life. The Butcher rolls into Toronto’s RPM on Tuesday the 14th. Hopefully this will give him a chance to atone for the horrid sound at his ‘88 RPM appearance. Oh, it should also be noted that the new IB LP, Big Planet Scary Planet, is his finest relrfase in ycors. Let’s see . , , we’ve also got 54-40 and special guests from Estonia. Ultima /Thule at The Twist on Wednesday the 15th, Lucky 7 at Guelph’s Trasheteria, and Meat Beat Manifesto hit the Apocalypse, Well, that’s it for this week, but 1 just have to mention the concert event of the term: Boston’s Pixies at the Apocalypse on Friday Nov, 17th. Rut sorry folks, this show is already solrl out.

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It is a given that any movie based upon historical events will be coloured and swayed by the opinions and prejudices of the makers. Further, using a historical movie as a platform for moralizing c.annot be anything but detrimental to the accuracy of the film. Under the direction of Roland Joff (Killing Fields and The Mission), Fat Man and Little Boy is guilty on both counts. Thankfully, its cast and powerful content help it almost overcome the weight of the moral hindsight which hangs around the movie’s neck like a giant albatross. Fat Man and Little Boy while, in a larger sense, dealing with the Manhattan Project and the development of the atom bomb, revolves around the conflict between Robert Oppenheimer and General Leslie R. Groves, played by Paul Newman. Oppenheimer, the brilliant scientist played by Dwight Schultz of A-Team fame, wasielected by Groves to co-or-

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moil which he must have experienced in coordinating the Manhattan Project. _ Though Dwight Schultz is an appealing Robert Oppenheimer, he is limited by the script which, for the sake of moral simplicity,, paints Oppenheimer as a simpleton, manipulated by General Groves. This is at odds with the initial impression we get of Op-

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TH I RD >lN CA-NADA. Jill Francis and Lisa Laffradi lead Athenas home with top. ten finishes by Kevin Shoom Imprint staff CIAU bronze medalists. Two runners in the top ten in the country. Team captain an AllCanadian. It all seems too good to be true. Yet it is true. The UW Athenas finished third at the CIAU Cross Country Championshipsin Vancouver last Saturday, November 4, led by Iill Francis and I&a Laffradi. By placing in the top seven individually, Francis earned herself All-Canadian status. “This was a team of highly ent husiastic, dedicated, and hard working girls who improved every week, and believed in themselves,” commented head coach Brent McFarlane. “They proved that hard work and desire pays off.” The race was close. Waterloo took third behind Western and Toronto, a scant two points up on UBC, and ten ahead of Victoria, Francis and Laffradi ran superbly, finishing seventh and eighth. Yet, the Athena captain attributed the team finish as much to Ingrid Vanderschot as herself. Vanderschot, the fifth scorer, kicked down two runners in the final stretch to finish 36th and move Waterloo ahead of UBC. Not to be forgotten was Marci Aitken, who held off a UBC runner for 22nd. Team scores are calculated by totalling the finishing places of a school’s first five finishers. If either of these women had faltered in the straightaway I . . “People were skeptical that we would come third at OWIAA. Then they were skeptical we could be the wild card selection. And here we are coming third in the country,” said an ecstatic Vanderschot.

The fifth ranked Athenas surprised everyone at the Canadian Cross Country Championships in B.C. by taklng the bronze medal. The celebrating team members are (from left to rlght) Laureen McLaren, Nancy Calder, Fiona Grifftths, Jill Francis, Lisa Laffradi, lngrid Vanderschot, and Marci Altken. Francis was named All-Canadian, Their rise was meteoric. Two years ago, Waterloo could barely scrape together a team to place ninth in the OWIAAs, Two weeks ago, they were provincial bronze medalists, much to the surprise of their competitors. A meteoric rise, yes, but meteors burn brightest when they meef the most resistance. Waterloo advanced to the CIAUs as a wildcard, the underdog in a field of conference champions. The Athenas responded with outstanding races.

Francis and Laffradi beat many of the top ranked runners, including the OWIAA silver medalist. Nancy Calder; in 20th, and Aitken in 22nd both ran their best races of the season. Vanderschot gave Waterloo the vital fifth scorer, and she was closely followed by Laureen McLaren and Fiona Griffiths in 39th and 40th. The results also indicate the Athenas ran as a team, bunching runners together. Their chief rivals, UBC and UVic, spread their

runners throughout the field. “What didn’t kill ub, made us stronger,” commented Athena runner Laureen McLaren. The ability of the team to run together, and run well, was no accident. Unlike other schools where a couple of stars prop up uninspired and divided programs, the Athenas became an extremely close-knit group this fall. Following a new program instituted by neophyte coaches Brent McFarlane and Jeff Anderson, the women trained as a team

and trained enthusiastically. You do not have to be a couch potato to be amazed at how much they enjoyed doing what is essentially a >punishing activity: running. “People who believe in each other do what is not thought possible,” said Jeff Anderson, Talent is essential to the success of a team, but the 1989 Athenas demonstrated the importance of cohesion. Their talent got them to the CIAUs. Their cohesion won them a bronze. Having an All-Canadian is a. first for the Athenas. It was the brightest feather so far in the cap of Jill Francis. From her start as Athena x-c rookie of the year in 1986, the health studies student has gone on to receive several MVP awards and numerous laurels as Athlete of the Week. She has been a leader for years on the team and in the Women’s Intercollegiate Council, where she is currently secretary/treasurer. Make no mistake, this is. a memorable occasion for UW&hletics. This is the first Athena team to even qualify for the cross country CIAUs. And no Athena team of any ilk has gone to the CIAUs in recent years, let alone come back with medals. The future also looks bright. In Lisa Laffradi, Francis finally has someone to challenge her on the race course. Three rookies, led spectacularly by Calder, made the team. Best of all, every team member is eligible to return next year. Considering how far they have come, there is no visible limit to what they can accomplish. Athena team member Marci Aitken summed it up in three quick sentences, “We came. We saw. We kicked some butt!”

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If the pre-season is any indication of a team’s success in league play, the Waterloo basketball Warriors should be a top contender in the OUAA West. After their first six exhibition games, the Warriors stand at 5-1, with their only loss against the nationally ranked Calgary Dinosaurs 93-87 in overtime. Waterloo collected their last two wins at the University of Ottawa Tip-Off Tournament, clinching the tournament gold in the process. The Warriors ram-_ paged over Dalhousie, 74-67, and the host team Ottawa, 86-75, in the finals game. UW sophomore sniper Andy Zienchuk was given tournament MVP honours after collecting 12 points in the Dalhousie game and an amazing 26 points in the championship tilt. Veteran guard and team captain Chris

Troyak -was named to the fiveman tournament all-star team, He scored 18 points agaifist Dalhousie and 19 against Ottawa. Rookie sensation Chris Moore also took his share of the Waterloo limelight, netting 28 points, and ripping down 16 rebounds in the two game knock-out tournament. “It is important to win a tournament like this,” commented head coach Don McCrae. “Our players went in with a goal and came out with a gold. We had

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McCrae two or three rough spots, but we didn’t surrender.” The Dalhousie game started out very slow, with both teams tossing up bricks. Dalhousie equalled the Warriors basket for

basket until about the eight minute mark of the first half, . Waterloo broke the game wide open, potting 14 straight points in a span of six minutes to lead 41-30 at the break. Not one Warrior was in foul trouble. What looked like a potential cakewalk for Waterloo in the first half actually became a half decent ball game in the second segment. Dalhousie out-canned the Warriors 37-33 but that wasn’t enough to win. They shut down the scoring punch of Troyak, by climbing all over his arms with the referees oblivious to the fact. Moore led the offensive attack in the second half along with -6’8” team tower Pat Telford. Both players had fantastic inside games. Defensively, Lance Lockhart made some key defensive rebounds and used tough pressure well to create several turnovers for Waterloo’. In the end, Waterloo edged Dalhousie 74-67 and

advanced to meet the GeeGees, slight lead 39-34 and Waterlcio’s who eliminated the Carleton big men Ron Braley, Lockhart Ravens. v and Telford were all in foul trou“Our defence played great, ble. Luckily this year the Warprotecting us from a bad start,” riors boast a deep bench that said McCrae; “We were happy to entered the game in strong support I Waterloo stormed out of the UW 74 Dalhousie 67 dressing room, outshooting the GeeEees 18-2 in the opening six UW 84 Ottawa 72 minutes of, the second half. Ottawa bounced back to narrow do, so well against such a talthe gap for a while,’ but couldn’t ented group of athletes.” keep pace with the Warriors in The championship contest the final five minutes, C’onsel took a sporadic pace throughout. quently, Waterloo clinched the It was basically a defensive tournament crown by a score of game with both teams attempt84-72. ing to shut down the opponents “We really didn’t pull ahead in sharp-shooters. Ottawa concenthe last half of the game. We just trated on Troyak, leaving Zienshut down their offence and they couldn’t recayer,” formulated chuk with plenty of breathing room. That was a mistake. McCrae. . For Waterloo, Darren D’AguiWARRIOR NOTES: Rumours are going around that Ron lar covered Ottawa’s marksman Bradley and Bruce Vanloon may Arthur Kirkwood really well, quit the team to become elevator holding him to 17 points. At the half, Ottawa had a operators.

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both represented their country at the 1988 Seoul Olympics. The offence will be orchestrated by star guards Wade Smith and Augy Jones, who netted 18 and 12 points per game respectively. Smith led the Atlantic conference with 43 treys last year. This squad is definitely a Naismith favorite for this year’s crown.

by Rich NichoI Imprint staff Twenty-one years ago there began an invitational basketball tournament that has,, over the years, become one of the most elite events in CIAU basketball. The Naismiih Basketball Classic was originally the brainchild of recently retired UW Director of Athletics Carl Totzke. For its debut in 1968, the weekend event was called “The TipOff Tournament.” The eight competing teams were Waterloo, Acadia, Carleton, Sir George Williams and Loyola Colleges from Montreal (now Concordia University), Guelph, Mount Allison, and a team made up of UW grads. At that time, the coach of the Warriors was Dan Pugliese. Mike Lavelle took over the coaching duties the following year and coached the team for two seasons. During his stint at the helm, he suggested changing the name from the Tip-Off to the Naismith Classic in honour of the inventor of basketball, lames Naismith, a native of Almonte, Ontario. The eight team tournament format of the Naismith became a model for other tournaments in J Canada. Don McCrae enters his 20th year as the coach of the Warriors. He has orchestrated. the team to the championships of the Naismith tweIve times, with Waterloo emerging as crown winners on eight occasions. Wa[erloo last took the title in 1985. ; The Acadia Axemen clinched the Naismith cha’inpionship in the last <two years, and look like they may defend their title again. Acadia has collected six Naismith crown honours over the years, just two behind the Warriors. This year’s eight competing teams in the twenty-second Annual Naismith Basketball Classic are Acadia, Manitoba, McGill, Ryerson, St. Francis Xavier, Toronto, Wilfrid Laurier, and Waterloo. Laurier has participated in the Naismith 20 times, followed by Acadia with 14 appearances. The other teams have- competed in the highly touted tourney six times or less. The following is a brief scouting report of each team along with their first round game predictions: TORONTO VARSITY BLUES: Toronto returns to the Naismith

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prospects this season, so that creates even more unpredictability. PREDICTION: Acadia versus Ryerson - Fril day, 5 p.m.: Unless Ryerson recruited some tall rookies during the off-season+ Acadia should have no problem disposing of the Rams, But don’t expect a cakewalk against the sporadic Ryerson squad. MANITOBA BISONS: The Bisons will be anchored this year by head coach Rick Sufield. Keep an eye on the exciting power of 6’7” post David Filmon and tenacious freshman guard Eric Bridgeland from Colorado to lead the attack. Manitoba traditionally likes to shoot the basketball from a wide range, which is often one of the toughest teams to deal with. WATERLOO WARRIORS: Waterloo looks hot in the early going, sporting a 5-l pre-season record with their only loss e nationally ranked

Rookie Warrior Chris Moore (55) has been outstanding in early pre-season action. photo by Brian Kenmir with the same squad as l&t year, only stronger. Under new head coach Ken Olynyk, the Blues are ranked in the top five in Canada. ’ Sure to be a threat in this year’s tilt are 6’8” twin powers Rob Wilson and Mark Harvey. Harvey has been recovering from a stress fracture after a tryout with the national B team. Sophomore phenomenon Al MacDougall, a nationally rated marksman, and Nick Saul will offset the big guys with their astounding shooting range., LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS: Former Lady Hawks helmsman Gary jeffries took over the coaching duties of the men’s team during the off season. He brings a veteran team that is short on size but high in quickness. The lightning speed of Tony Marcotullio and Mike Alessio should provide great fire power with a strong perimeter game.

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rleton match, Waterloo applied a full-court press on the Raven offence, forcing them to some 30They have the talent; They second violations, and shutting have the potential. All they need down any air attack, Later, the is consistency and cohesion for a Athenas eased off the pressure, full 40 minutes on the hardwood. to concentrate more on the fast The Athena basketball team and Cabreak opportunites, realized this at the Carleton Invirleton still failed to ripple the tational Tournament in Ottawa twine because of inaccuracy and hesitation. The pace slowed in last weekend, when they the second half but the Athenas matched up against some of their main opponents in the OUAA. kept building on their lead and the final damage was 69-36. The Athenas thumped the host squad, 69-36, in their opening First-year guard Sara Bradley game, In the semi-finals, Westled the Athena s&ring attack ern shocked Waterloo, 61-37, with 14 points, shooting 6-for-8 with a powerful second half to from the floor. Veteran forward relegate the Athenas to the third Jen Hinton collected ten points place game against Queen’s, and grabbed six rebounds for There, Waterloo wasn’t hungry Waterloo. enough for the bronze and Overall, Waterloo out-resettled for fourth overall in the bounded the Ravens 46-22 and tournament after a tough 65-44 committed only ten turnovers. loss. The turnover stats weren’t as “We’ve played a few games pretty for the Athenas in their now where we’ve had fantastic game against Western. At first it first halves, but then come back looked like Waterloo would pull after the break and self desoff an upset when they shook off truct,” formulated Athena head a slow start to pull within two of coach Leslie Dal Cin. Western at the half, 27-25. In the opening half of the Ca- u But then Western switched to

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UW. rowers ha\ng making the strongest crews possible to represent their schools. In some cases, crews suffered since their rowers could not make weight. For lightweight women, the maximum weight for each rower is 129 lbs. and the average crew weight must be 125 lbs. or under. For men, 165 lbs. is the maximum individual weight for each rower and 159 lbs. is the maximum average. Queen’s head coach, John Armitage, made a request prior to the final regatta to give a five lbs.. allowance at the final weigh-ins. Armitage’s request was denied, and it appeared that his killer j lightweight women’s four was not in attendance for the OWIAA firial. The Queen’s lightweight women’s crew that raced placed last in their heat, far from their previously consistent first place finishes. UW used the same lightweight women’s crew that rowed since the beginning of the season, minus 33 lbs, Collectively, they lost the wgight beginning two weeks prior to the final to get under the maximum. Laurie Featherston’e, the stroke of the crew, thought it was a good race overall, but the

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rapid weight loss of the team members may have affected their performance. The Waterloo crew had the most difficult heat of their category with the top three lightweight women’s crews, Western, McGill, c and Trent taking the three spots to proceed to the finals. With a new race strategy, the Waterloo lightweight women placed fourth in their heat, beating McMaster. The coxswain of the heavycrew, Sue women’s weight Crack, felt that her crew had improved since their last race. “It started out rough but generally felt good,” commended Crack. Their last place finish was, undoubtedly, due to three missed practices immediately prior to the race, Unfortunately, the heavyweight women had difficulty coordinating their practices many days and missed numerous hours on the water. Having already missed two weeks of practice at the beginning of season, this crew was behind its maximum Dotential, Waterlo& heavyweight ,men

also -failed to qualify for their final, placing last in their heat. The heavy men rowed “all right” according to their stroke, Bryan Connell. “Our race wasn’t great, but there were no big screw ups. ,We were just simply outmuscled,” commented Connell. Three out of four heavy men could have been lightweight oarsmen, but rowed in the heavy category, giving many other crews a size advantage. The heavy men’s crew also had some difficuIty when one of the oarsmen quit after the first regatta. Crew rowing requires a lot of hard work and determination and ntit all people are willing to work as hard for other people. Fortunately, the lightweight men’s single sculler, Scott Orr, was able to row in the four. The heavy men started training again, adjusting to the new crew member and a far superior crew evolved. Waterloo’s light weight men rowed in the fastest men’s heat of the OUAA finals. The winning time of the extremely com-

petitive heat beat all other men’s fours’ times. When crews feel that they can comfortably qualify for the finals, they work less and save themselves for the final. In the case of the lightweight men’s four, however, no crew felt far enough ahead to slack off. Queen’s and McGill crews finished ahead and Waterloo had to battle it out with Western for the third qualifying position. The finish was close, with Waterloo pulling ahead just before the finish but, with five strokes to go, UW caught a crab (the rowing term for getting the oar caught under the water and losing control) which stopped the boat and allowed Western to slip past them. Belinda Li, the lightweight men’s cox, said that the crew was disappointed but realized that rowing is full of tragedy as well as glory and that it’s all a part of becoming experienced oarsmen. They had a very good season, placing third at the Head of the Trent Regatta and fourth at the Brock Invitational.

Milan Sreckovic from the Waterloo heavy men’s four also entered in the heavy men’s single event and, without regular training in a single, managed to be the only Waterloo rower to make it to the finals. He beat a boat in his heat and although he placed last in the final, he was happy to have finished the race and, in reference to his boat, to have “kept the brown side down.” Sreckovic was the most experienced oarsman of the Waterloo crew, and was a member of the Yugoslavian National Rowing Team before he moved to Canada several years ago. Overall, the crews tiere pleased with their first varsity season representing UW. The women’s crews showed continued improvement from their first races of the season to the last. Waterloo’s lightweight men had consistently strong races throughout the season. The heavy men brought home the first rowing gold medal for Waterloo. And the first ever Waterloo Heavy Eight made its appearance, beating an experienced crew. Most of the oarsmen and oarswomen from this season intend to return for subsequent rowing seasons with UW. As more experienced rowers return and more interested novices come out, the rowing program can only improve and expand. Perhaps before long, Waterloo will be known not only for Warrior basketball and football but also rowing as weI1.

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Ken Buitenhuis, a fourth-year veteran defenceman shares the blue-line with Brad Geard. Buitenhuis plays an offensive game and has led the Warriors in ,paints for a defenceman in the past. The white Unit: Co-captain John Dietrich heads up this Iine with wingers Clark Day and Steve Richard. On defence is Ian Pound and Rod Thacker. Another fifth-year veteran, Dietrich has agility and good body-checking ability, Day and Richard offer 1good shooting and skating that make the line another goal producer. Pound and Thacker, both 6’3” and 200 pounds, are tough, take-

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An evening Talk about fan support. A packed house of 3,700 hometown spectators met the Waterloo hockey team last Saturday night when the team arrived in Ithica, New York. They were gathering for the first game of the pre-season schedule for their hometown Cornell University Big Red team, The boisterous crowd helped Cornell eclipse the Warriors 4-1. The tempo of the match was quick right from the start. Cornell struck twice in the first period, both in four-on-four situations. At 15:59, Cornell’s Jason Vogel popped in a set-up from behind the net, and then less than two minutes, Kent Manderville pulled the trigger from the slot area to put the Big Red out in front. In the second period, both

charge types in their own zone. The Yellow Unit: Jim David and Steve Girardi, third and fourth-year players respectively, team up with rookie John Williams tti form this line. Craig Shaw and Chris Naylor complete the unit as the defence, David has an accurate shot and Williams has- plenty of offensive energy. The Black Unit: This is an all rookie line led by hard hitting left winger Pat Daly, Landry Smith takes the faceoffs and speedster Dean Barnes skates on the right side. Mike Payne and Barry Dequanne man the blue line.

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Assisting Scott is Steve Funk, who is also a past Warrior who played from 1983-84 to 1984435 and also went to the CIAUs at Laval. Steve transferred to Western and was assistant coach for the Western Lady Mustangs for 1985-86. He played for the Mustangs in 1987-88 and is now a Western law graduate, 3 Dave Baiodis - 6’3” middle: Biologists will be happy to know that the -missing link is none other than Baluga. Baboonis, as

Scott Shantz has replaced the six-year coach Rob Atkinson as Warrior Volleyball coach at an ideal time. Shantz was named head-coach in April and has taken on the challenge of coaching a potential CIAU championship team. Shantz assisted Atkinson in taking last year’s team to the CIAUs to finish fourth in Canada.

he is sometimes called, has a lot of determination and great hustle on defence. Dave is a secondyear Warrior and a transfer student from Guelph where he played for one season. If the opponent gives 110 per cent, Baluga is there with 111. 2 Ian Heynen - 6’4” offside: Stouffer is playing in his second season fo nally dub his great moved to

7 Tony Martins - 6’0”

setter:

Tony is a fourth-year English major who is heading into this season with an OUAA All-Star honour and the MVP for last year under his belt. No matter what you call him, Chico, Duke or Cobra, Tony can set anywhere, anytime. Tony spelled backwards is Y NOT and that’s

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)l4 Steve Heck - 6’5” middle: Commonly known as Puppy, Heck attacks the middle position with style. Puppy was an OUAA All-Star last season and is a crafty veteran. He is an effective attacker and brings to this team a badly needed sense of decorum to an occasionally rough and ready -. team, 1_ ies this year are up ugh lot for floor time ry talented athletes ed for the future, - 6’0” outside hitter: s locally red and is a tent athlete with ability. He is a given a few years bful member of the e youngest player. - 6’2” outside: confident and

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diat e detensive reaction and, combined with his great flai ‘floating serve and spirit, is a vital member of the team.

sive player 1or a big man. Finishing -off- his eligibility should provide this strapping fellow the motivation to win.

5 William Zabjek - 6’5” middle:

Renowned for his ability to be the tallest member on the team, this fifth year player in his last year of Optometry will help keep the team’s sights foctissed. Dombo is extremely offensive and with one of the highest reaches on the team, is able to hit over most opposing blocks.

J2’Brian Damman - 6’7” power:

Stork is a third-year player who has the ability to hover over the net’with his fantastic leaps. As if hailing from King City weren’t already enough, this Warrior has the highest vertical jump on the team, leaving his potential wide open.

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’ is height tomaximum Dot-efitiaI and has the bodv for thi game. Perry believes hh stint as a Warrior will benefit not only his volleyball performance but also his academic possibilities.

16 Bob Eichvaldr - 6’3” rookie: Bob will be joining the team in January. A Kitchener native who has transferred from IndianaPurdub where he played for 2 years. He also played 1 year for Brock. Bob is a great blocker and is left handed.

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Varsity \ Sat. Nov. 4 result CIAU Championships at UBC: UW Team-members and their placings: Iill Francis,7th; Lisa Laffradi,Bth; Nancy Calder,lgth; Marci Aitken,22nd; Ingrid Vanderschot,34th; Lauren McLaren,37th; Fiona Griffiths,38th. Team Scores: Western Ontario-40. Toronta-70, Waterloo-89, UBC-91, Victoria-99, Dalhousie113, McGill-197. CIAU dross [l) 1. Western (2) 2. Toronto (7) 3. Victoria (31 4. Dalhousie (41 5. Waterloo (5) 6. McMaster (6) 7. WC (-1 8. Manitoba (9) 9, Queen’s (lo] 10. McGill

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WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT

Sat,Sun. Nov. 4,5 result At U. of Ottawa Invit.: watadoa gold medal winners Future UW games Fri,,Sat.,Sun. Nov. 10,11,12 Naismith classic at the PAC

Tues. Oct. 31 result Laurier at Waterloo Tues. Nov. 7 result Waterloo at Brock Future UW games Tues. Nov. 14 Waterlob at McMaster,

Fri.,Sat.,Sun., Nov. 3,4,5 result at Carleton Invitational Waterloo 69 Carleton 36 Western 61 Waterloo 37 Queen’s 65 Waterloo 44 (Athenas finish fourth]

by Shaena Norval This .past weekend saw another successful end to a six week-long women’s soccer tour‘nament. The regular season ended with Femme Eng ranked first, and System’s Sox a very close second. The playoffs started ea~l.y.~Saturday morning with Sue Eves’Reccing Crew playing Katherine Wood’s Femme Eng team, This was a close game resulting in a 4-3 win for Femme Eng The second game was between Systems Sox (Louis Cunningham) and Sand Geisbrecht’s team from Conrad Grebel. Systems Sox were victorious, squeezing by with a score of 2-l. The final proved to be a high quality game with Systems SOX rising to the top, defeating Femme Eng Z-l. Congratulations to all who played this fall, and especially to Louise Cunningham and her team for their excellent showing this term. MEN’S COMPETITIVE SOCCER RESULTS There was snow, wind, and rain, and in the middle of it all, the playoffs for men’s sdccer, They were hearty souls who braved the strong winds down on the Columbia Fields on November 4 and 5. The fight began early Saturday, and continued until 3 p.m. The results of this wintry day sent Red Devils, St. jerome’s Callege, Peli’s Nightmare, Moving Targets, 33 Legs, St. Paul’s United, Chic Kickers, and Mechsposure home to dry out and prepare I for the finals. The next day brought warmer temperatures,

day were Moving Targets with a 8-O win over Peli’s Nightmare; 33 Legs over St* Pads 2-0; and

Mechsposurtl over Chic Kickers 2-0. A very good show was made by all. I would like to thank the refs who did a super job and kept the tournament running smoothly. Thanks again to those who participated and helped with the men’s compet,itive soccer league of Fall ‘89 and made it the success it was.

SOCCER

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but did little for the high winds. Some fans ventured out anyway; St4 Jerome’s College won in this category with several high-spirited fans out to cheer on their team. However, the Red Devils would not back down, and won 1-O in overtime. The other champions of the

SINGLES TENNIS MENT< RESULTS

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by Iane Arnem Oh Sunday, October 29, the finals of the first tennis tourna: ment under the new bubble were contested. In the “A” finals, Kent MacFarlane edged out Robert Frisco with scores of 6-3, 7-5. the “Bl” Final saw Michael Westbrook defeat Tom Watkins 6-2, 6-4. David Ebbo took the “BY championship from Samuel Kassa by scores of 6-1;6-2, In the “BY championship Cory Barr was victorious 6-3, 6-l over David Dantowitz. Calvin Yan defeated Patrick Wong in the “C” finals with scores of 6-2, 6-2. SQUASH

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CIAU Swimming rankings - women (last week’s ranking in pawntheses) (9) 1. McMaster (-) 2. Western Ontario (1) 3. Toronto (-) 4. Waterloo (-1 5. Cuelph (10)6, Brock (2) 7. Alberta (3) 8. McGill (41 9. Montreal (5)lO. Calgary

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strated at the squash tournament held on November 4-5. In the “A” division, Dave Watson went undefeated through six matches to capture the “A” Championship with final scores of g-2, g-2 and 9-l over Jim Stover. In the “IX Finals, Peter Musselman overcame a 2-0 deficit to edge out Phil Hoffman 3 games to 2. The “EW Championship saw Dave Cook defeat Rob Watson g-4, g-3 and 9-3. Sandi Metzger narrowly defeated Jennifer Ferguson to become the “B” Champion in the women’s division. Wido Westbrook managed to take home the “Broken Racquet Award.” A special thanks to all the participants whose excellent play made the tournament a great success. MEN’S

Wea t Division Standings (as of Nov, 81 MP MW ML

Future UW games Sat. Nov. 11 Alumni Meet, 1:00 pm

CIAU Cross Country rankings - m&n (last week’s ranking in parentheses) (1) 1. Manitoba (2) 2. Queen’s Golden Gaels (3) 3. UBC Thunderbirds (5) 4. Western Mustangs (4) 5. Toronto Varsity Blues (8) 6. Windsor Lancers (7) 7. Waterloo Warriors (91 8. Victoria (6) 9. McMaster Marauders [-)lO. Lava1

Future UW games Wed. Nov. 22 Brock at Waterloo, 8:00 pm [at the PAC)

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Wed. Nov. 8 result Waterloo 72 Ryerson 43

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JILL FRANCIS - Athena Cross Country Jill Francis has been selected the University of Waterloo and Molson’s Female Athlete of the Week. Jili finished seventh in her race, with a time of l&10, this past weekend at the CIAU Championship at the University of British Columbia, She was named an All-Canadian, and the Athena team finished third overall, bringing home the bronze medal. Jill’s accomplishments this season have been a tremendous asset contributing to her team’s medal win, and have earned her a secohd Athlete of the Week honouc this past month. CHRIS TROYAK - Warrior Basket ball Chris Troyak has been selected the U-niversity of Waterloo and Moison’s Male Athlete of

the Week. Chris is a third year economics student and a graduate of St. Jerome’s H.S. \ Chris is the captain of the Warrior Basketball team, and was chosen an a&star in the Warriors’ tournament victory at the University of Ottawa. He scored 18 of the 74 points against Dalhousie, and 19 of the 86 against Ottawa. Honourable Mentions: ANDY ZIENCHUK - Warrior Basketball Andy was the MVP in the tournament in Ottawa this past weekend, with 28 points in the final game. TONY MARTINS - Warrior Volleyball Tony contributed greatly to the bronze medal the Warriors brought home this past weekend from the University of Manitoba. He also was named as an

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all-star. ANN ERICKSON Athena Basketball . Leah Ann played well this past weekend in the Carleton tournament, with a total of 35 points in three games, contributing to the team’s fourth place finish. This season, she has averaged II points per game thus far, ANITA TOOGOOD - Athena Soccer Anita just received a OWIAA West Division all-star title at her position of forward. DAVE ‘%.JFFY” KNIGHT - Warrior Football Coach Tuffy has recently received the 1989 OUAA Coach of the LEAH

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LYNN HOYLE!5 - Athena Soccer Coach Lynn has also received Coach of the Year honours in the OWIAA West Division.

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Future WW gamea Sat:,Sun. Nov. 1~12 Crossover Round Robin II at Toronto, 10 am.

Sat. Nov. 4 results OUAA Championship - Yates Cup: Western 50 Toronto 20

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Goddess Remembered: a new film from the NfB’s Studio 8. Sponsored by Gathering of Faithful Women, an informal group interested in feminism, religion and Women’s Studies. 1 hour, then discussion. Arts Lecture 113, 7:30 pm.

Women’s Centre meeting in Campus Centre room 110 - 4:30 pm. Alf women welcome. lnnu Solldrrity Civil-Disobedience Action: Stop military low-level test ,flights over Nitassinan by joining in a non-violent blockage of the Department of National Defense, Ottawa. One day action. “Support People”and “Resistors” welcome. C&tact “Justice Action Group” 884-3465, 7250896. International Youth for Peace and Justice Tour presentation and discussion in small groups, 7:00 pm. at the A.R. Kaufman “Y”. The tour’s theme is “Militarization and Low-Level Flight Testing by NATO”. Participants are from Honduras, the Philippines, West Germany, and Labrador. Cost is $30°. For details, contact Erin at the Global Community Centre, 746-4090. Cinema GrUtb presents: “News Parade of the Year 1939”, followed by “The Never: Ending Story”, showtime is. 9:30 pm. in the Campus Centre Great Hall, admission is free, Please come early to help move the furniture and ensure a good seat! Dr. A.K. Dewdney - Scientific American columnist is giving a lecture today for the Computer Science Club and the University.

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K-W Chamber Music Society presents Terry McKenna, lute. At 8:CXIpm. in the KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young St. W.,Waterloo. $1200 students. Tickets at UW Box Office and the door. Reservations call 886- 1673.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13 Dr. Jerry Hatl, WLU Dept. of Geography speaks on “Atmospheric Hazards and Public Response: A Layman’s Guide to Nature’s Violence”. Kitchener Public Library at 1200 noon today. KW Kennel Club witl be at Stanley Park Mall, Ottawa & River roads in Kitchener to provide information on buying dogs for Christmas, today through Saturday.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER IS “The ContrIbutlonr of science and technology towards world peace”, a presentation by Dr. J. Khatamian, Prof. of Nuclear Physics at University of Toronto, today at 7:30 pm., Davis Centre room 1302. Everyone is welcome. Sponsored by Baha’i Studies Association. Amnesty Internatlonsl discussed “Human Rights in China” since the Tiennamen massacre. Letter writing workshop to follow discussion. Meeting starts at 7130 pm. in CC room 135. All interested parties welcome.

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Sat. Nov. 4 result OUAA Championship: Queen’s 25 Laurier 6

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Future games Sal. Nov. 11 CIAU Semi-finals: _ Atlantic Bowl Western vs St. Mary’s, 12:OO pm Churchill Cup Bowl Queen’s vs Saskatchewan Sat. Nov. 18 Vanier Cup - ClAU Semi-final winners 2pm’

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Bring 8 vegetarian dish to the “K-W 1 Vegetarian Association’s monthly potluck dinner” 6:30 pm. at The Church df The Good Shepherd”. Panel discussion on vegetarianism fol tows. Members $200, non-members $250. Skills ldentlflcatlon Workshop - today in Campus Centre room 135 between 2:JO and 4:UO pm. Develop career planning and job search strategies by identifying your transferable skills and key abilities. “Food for Food” - an annual event at Conrad Grebet College, drawing attention to food and hunger issues and raising funds for organizations addressing these issues. Starts at 7:OO pm., for further information contact Wendy Chappell or Clara Fraschetti at 746-4073.

MONDAY Choir - The University of Waterloo Jazz Choir meets today and every Monday in Siegfried Hall at IO:00 pm. All are welcome. For more information about this exciting new organization call David Fisher at 884-6565+ J822

The Hous of Debates meets every Monday at 5:OO pm. in PHY 313. Come out and debate! New members always

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Housing available: furnished 3-b& room rack split; finished basement; room for 5. Walk to University 5 appliances. Available Jan to May. 7462979. Apt. to sublet -Jan. to Aug. /90,2to 3 bdrm, downtown Waterloo, 6 680/mo. including utilities, cal,l8865924. Fumlshed hou#. Jan - April. 2 houSemateS needed to share 4 bedroom house. 5 appliances, finished ret room, bar, parking, lots o’ room. Rent negotiable, call 743-7678.

PERSONALS Gay Mak seeks to meet other gay or bi males for social outings, or just to talk. Interests include skiing, sailing, massage and music of all types. Not into the club scene. serious replies only please. Doug 658-3387. Go&: happy anniversary and .remember “Life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, safe sex with no babies” Luv CJ. ACCKWA, AIDS Committee of Cambridge, Kitchener/Waterloo and Area is a volunteer organization dedicated to providing education and support for individuals and the community about the Human lmmunodeficiency Virus (HtV). We pr&id& an inforination, referral and counselling hotline: 74f8300, Monday to Friday, 1O:OO am. -

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GLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) operates a coffee house every Wednesday in room 110 of the Campus Centre at the University of Waterloo from 9:OO to ! 1 :W pm. All are welcome. Call 884-GLOW for more information.

The Career Resource Centre will have extended hours ,on Thursdays; 8:30 am. to 700 pm. Come in and research an employer or a career!

Femlnlst DIscussion Group. Meets every Wednesday from 700 to 900 pm at Global Community Centre. Topic and group vary weekly so that a II women are welcome anytime. For more information call extension 3457 or phine 578-3456.

DO you think you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can help. Weekly meetings open to the public held in the Health & Safety Building - Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on Fridays, at 12:30 pm.. or call 742-6183.

Laymen’s Evangelicat Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. Atl are welcome.‘Catl 884-5712 for more information. Play Go! Beginners are invited to Go classes, B.C. Matthews Hall, room 1040. Free admission, regular playing time 7:30 pm. CaII 888-4424. Science Flctlon, fantasy, role playing games, tournaments, video nights and discussions about life, the universe and everything: “Watsfic” meets every Wedriesday at 6:30 pm. in the clubs room (CC 138), For information call 725-0395 or e-mail watsfic at watcsc. l

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Womyn’s Group - meets in CC 135 (usually) at 8:30 pm. Come out and enjoy

Everyone, welcome! Caribbean Students Association (CSA) meetings every Tuesday at 5:30 pm. in the CC. room 135. Peacesociety Meeting. Come out and meet others working for peace, 4:3O pm. in Campus Centre room 110 every Tuesday. ,

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500 pm., 7:oO pm. - 1l:oO pm. jf you would like more information - call us, or drop in to our House, at 886 Queens 8lvd., Kitchener. Get the facts about AlDSl OnHne subml88lom for cover art and poetry/short prose now being accepted for 1989-90 issue in CC 235. Who’8 this Chicken Woman? Give me a call, you hot chick. Dave 884- 1224. Telecare: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We’re an anonymous, confidential telephone distress line. Lonely? Worried? Troubled? Call us 658-6805 {local call). Day or Night! Noverder IS associated with rememberance , . t lest we forget to practice safe sex 1 information regarding sexuality at the SRC CC 206, extension 2306. Pro-Choke over no choice’1 “Citizens for Choice” is committed to the right of every woman to make rational decisions about her own body and for every child to be a wanted child. For more information write to: Citizens for Choice. P.O. Box 372, Station C, Kitchener N2G 3Y9. Attention Frorht FESK is coming! Check the Imprint on November 24th for an important message!!

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SUNDAY Laymen’s Evangelical Fellows h ip evening service. 163 University Ave. W., Apt 321 (MSA) at 700 pm. All are welcome. Call 884-5712 for more information. ONGOING

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