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: You’ve probably been wonderihg about the scarcity of Homecoming posters around campus. Poster runners couldn’t put them up fast enough to keep up with students taking posters down as tiement os, according to Judy acCrae, co-ordinator of athletic &velo ment. :: By T!&Ursday, November 9, the fk w .posters that were left up *ere bann’ed by UW administraQon. A male professor in the kath ficulty had approached the Dean of Mathematics, Jim Kalbgeisch, with concerns about the ester. He felt that the poster was not consistent with the uniGersity’s image, which discourages discrimination against or degradation of women. According to -Dean $albfleisch, the pose was demeaning to women - the female model, Nancy Hubbs, is crouching down beside the male model, Curwin Friesen, who is standing. The lighting and Hubbs’ position caused a shadow to be cast open the male model’s groin, and 4 captidn at the bottom reads, Your Passport To Good Times.” & aI1 came together to make the ‘roster offensive, Kalbfleisch Ii It. 1$In&~oqing the photo for the goster, the Feds were presented pith I> sevetial prints of the pose &-bm- volunteer photographer

Neil Barnett. Fed @resident Dave Readman, Tim @llins (viceand fipresident, operagons Fran :‘Wdowczyk nance), [vice-president, university affairs), the Board of Communications chairperson?iRob Stewart, and Homecomin$, Chairperson Mike Wolfe all agr%ed that it was a good shot and &ould be used :; for the p&ter. The same day J&n Kalbfleisch polled a few fac$lty and staff, inions of the asking for their nmter. He found T hat some had broble&s-with it,’ while others did not. Kalbfleisdh did not consult any studentsi his objections were based upon the opinions of a vocal minority of faculty and staff. However, Judy McCrae, when polling students in the PAC, found that students were more _m interested in who the models were rather than any suggestivedetails, and said the general consensus was “it must have been an administrative figure who felt that the poster was not tastef ul.” Dean Kalbfleis-ch contacted the Dean of Students, Ernie Lucy, to express his concerns about the Doster. They then tried to contaci Dave Readman, who, along with Wdowczyk, were at a conference in Ottawa. However, they expressed their conFerns to Tim Collins, and suggested that the Feds take the posters down. Later that same day, Lucy con-

tacted Collins again after consulting with Kalbfleisch, and told him that the poster must come down. Collins said he reluctantly agreed to take down the posters to remove any further complications in getting Homecoming started. Readman, upon returning from the conference, was ‘outraged when he heard that the poster was banned, and was also disappointed that the administration hadn’t trusted the Feds.

“It’s sad that they would think we would actually put out something that we felt was degrading to women especially when we have $3000 annually dedicated to women’s issues, not to mention the Women’s Centre, the safety van, and date rape programs, ” says Wdowczyk. Readman feels that if the positions of the models had been reversed, there would not have been any controversy, and says that, “We talk about equality and if it’s not discrimination for one, it shouldn’t’ be discrimination for the other. “There is a real wave of conservatism over all the universities now. They used to have rallies and sit-ins 20 years back because of the state of affairs. It almost looks like they’re starting to come back around. It’s going to get to the point where people

The environment by Leslie Ferrault Imprint Staff ‘. Can people involved in business work. together with environmental groups to make decisioqs that benefit our environment? Four speakers addressed this topic at the fourth p’anel of UW’s Environment Symposia. The theme of the symposia is “Environmentalism and Sustainability: Strategies far the 1990s.” : David Sbatsky, previously a CBC broadcaster, is now in\tolved in Pollution Probe. He addressed the question of what our stance should be as citizens in e,nvironmental groups cooperating with business to improve our environment. With each new product or plan, he said you must question if there is short or long term gain for the environment, if any profit will go to cleaning up the environment, and if the credibility of the organization be ruined by cooperation with that company? For example, was Pollution Probe’s endorsement of Loblaws harmful, since seemingly “green” products such as the disposable diapers made with unbleached paper still contribute greatly to waste when compared with cloth diapers? Shatsky

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provide a focus for businesses, a.nd possibly provide tax incentives. He says if a company faces the cost of losing employees by switching to a safer method ensociety should vironmentally, pick up the tab for retraining, Stephanie Cairns, past co-ordinator of the Canadian Environmental Network, stressed the urgency of transcending our traditional boundaries to stop the destruction of the earth, She said “The earth is one, but the world is not: there are different stakeholders in the world.” For business’ the main concern is maximizing profit and efficiency. Sometimes this includes keeping production processes a secret, which *can conflict with environmental interests. Cairns did assert, though, that every businessman is a potential en<ironmentalist, and every environmentalist has a place in the marketplace. There has been some progress. By 1995, Provigo stores will not be selling produce grown with the use of hapmful pesticides. Thirty years ago there were not ministries of the environment in every province as there are now. Environmental groups are having an effect, and polls have shown that 80 per cent of people trust the technical material produced by these groups more than that of government or business.

age businesses to produce environmentally sound products “keep hounding them” - but also positively reinforce them by giving gold stars, and publicizing their .efforts. Consumer!L Jeanette Bayer, senior policy should buy from good companies analyst, Office of the CEO at Onand boycott harmful ones. tario Hydra, and a UW grad, told Shatsky mentiohed that the goof the new environmental board vernment should set agendas t>q :” established at Hydra to review

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advice for senior management. Toby Vigod, a lawyer from the Canadian Environmental Law strR!ssed that we

cannot balance economy with environment, since “We won’t have an economy if we don’t have an. environment,” She said voluntary restraint often isn’t enough to keep companies from producing harmful

needed. As for environmental groups endorsing companies, she said sometimes this can be damaging if a better prbduct is later produced. The fourth panel of the symposia will be held Mond$y, November 27 at 200 in El ‘2522.

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Cult by J*HWY [mprin t staff The Federation of Students is in the process of tabling new legislation that will help to prevent cults from getting established on campus. The proposed amendment to the Federation policy on clubs, to be discussed at a Federation general meeting on November 30, is concerned with preventing any organization that uses coercive techniques From gaining Federation club status. The proposed addition, Seclion 3.4, states “The Federation Df Students will not recognize any clubs which practise any form of coercive techniques on their membership or potential membership’ nor will any clubs be recognized who are found to associated

chumstanceS? ? Looking back; m:Dea& KsI& i fleisch said that he tyhought Homecoming was a gr@‘at success and is sorry if thi.& in any way dampened the enthlsiasm,”

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proposals before they are given to the Board of Directors. An advisory panel including nine ex-

SublimfnaJ messages, or unforhate just fight back.” He felt the decision to ban the poster was influenced by bad press over the recent WLU panty raid and Queen’s date rape issues.

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body which practices coercion, or knowingly violates any of the Policies herein.” According to its preamble, this bylaw is primarily concerned with religious groups which operate on campus. Terry Playford, the Federation’s internal liaison I officer,, says this bylaw was draw up in response to growing concerns

On Mind Abuse (COMA), a cult watch dog organization, recommends that universities should also include other stipulations in their clubs policies. Finding out whether or not the group is nonprofit is one important. point. “Because,” as she ,says,“if a group is not non-profit and they are on campus, you know what YOU have? A business, that can get university funding and support .” Her further advice to students’ councils of universities is that, “The most important thing is to get any desired information from a new group on paper. You can’t about cults on campus. One group which needs to meet the bylaw is the Transcendental Meditation group, which is currently seeking official club status here and on the University of Guelph campus. To do so, they must present a democratic constitution for their club, a list of the executive’s names, ID numbers titles, address and student status, and a list of members and their student status as well. All this is in keeping tiith &rent Federation clubs policy. Helga Tucker, aof The Council

take wind to the police tir civil court ,” The religious nature of Transe cendental Meditation has been questioned many times in thg past, and it was labelled a reli. gion in a 1978 Ahpeals Court ruling in Philadelphia. If thi.s group does get club status it will have access to Federation,: funding use of university (audio/visua: equipment, room bookings’ gra. phic services) and use of the Federation poster boards, as thf clubs policy states. CO&IA is currently on a cul’ awareness campaign to update people’s knowledge of cults. Un, like the cults of the seventies Tucker says the newer ones havr changed and adapted to today’! yuppie market place. No longe, having religious bases, they nov parade

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which deal with everything fron weight loss, to helping peopl stop smoking and relieving ak your stress. This, according tc Tucker, is the most dangerour thing about the new cults. “The! draw people in under completel! ,false pretenses.” The TM group has yet to ge Federation club status.

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by Pietr Stathis Imprint staff In an effort to increase campus awareness and involvement in UW’s Homecoming this year, the Federation of Students estabiished an alternative venue for the weekend’s activities, The new venue was a 12,000 square foot “Big Tent” in the middle of the Village Green. L According to Tim Collins, VP (Operations and Finance), the Federation worked out a “novelty notion.” Rat her than repeating a pub crawl “Roam-around” to each of the campus pubs+ they wanted to make a distinct+ highly-visible impression on campus for both alumni and undergrad students.

Oktoberfest and the circus combined “The Tent was a high profile item,” said Collins+ adding that he was extremely pleased with both its immediate success and its future potential. The idea for the Homecoming tent was borrowed from two SOL&S: Oktoberfest and the circus. The first is fairly obvious Oktoberfest tents go up to receive the overflow of tourists coming to the K-W region for our beer-feast every year. The circus

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Along with the already-licensed venues of The Bombshelter and Fed Hall, the Big Tent was able to accommodate another 830 students, Collins said, “By adding the extra venue, we were able to keep people on campus who otherwise .would have gone to off-campus establishments.” Tent patrons were also kept interested by the corporate-sponsored freebies that were given away for participation in specific tent events. Close to 2400 people visited the tent during the three days of Homecoming. But even so, there were lineups for all three venues on Saturday night, so that neither establishment was running at cross purposes. Because the new venue was so well-received by both UW students and UW administration, the Feds plan to repeat the event next year. Collins felt very confident that “the Tent event may become a. UW tradition. because I’ . ot its unique atmosphere. *

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Tim Collins and Mike Wolie were the drlvlng force behind this year’shomecoming venues. Almost 2400 people - alumni and students - packed the tents>on the Village Green over the photo by Neil Barnett three-day event.

CFS still courting by Renate Staedel Imprint staff “Informed decision-making” is what it’s all about. According to Dave Readm-an, Fed president, one of the goals for the upcoming CFS referendum is high voter turnout. In case you haven’t kept up-todate with the campaign, Waterloo’s Federation of Students terminated its la-year membership with the Canadian Federation of Students in 1984. The decision to withdraw became controversial - Students’ Council did not call a student referendum about the withdrawal. This led to suits and counter-suits which were resolved in a 1986 out-of-court settlement, with Waterloo becoming prospective CFS members for two years. The referendum held in November 1987 went against 4ZFS membership: 1,349 students voted no, 745 voted yes. However, some students still had questions, and felt there was a lack of information on CFS. As a result, Waterloo again requested 1prospective membership Status;

it was granted in fail 1988 and expires in 1990. To keep informed about CFS initiatives, Readman and Fran Wdowczyk, vice-president (university affairs) attended the CFS general meeting and lobby session this past week. Among the events were a rally on Parliament Hill, attended by over 2,000 students; the general meeting, which was the main venue; and a lobby session. According to Readman, the lobby session was not as effective as the one conducted by the Ontario Federation of Students last month, but he suspects this was because of the number of issues covered during the week. The OFS had the luxury of just concentrating on lobby sessions. Unfortunately, Readman said, the First Ministers’ Conference was being held the same day as the CFS rally, so the raIly did not receive as much publicity as it might have. Jane Arnold was re-elected as CFS chairperson. Arnold was visible on campuses across the country in the past year, includ-

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Drug-traffi-eking, prostitution, ’ and murder What is a deviant? According to the Scribner-Bantam English Dictionary, she is “someone who deviates from accepted behaviour.” Whose accepted behavidur? The one held by the majority of society. What sort of deviation? Any perversion of the majority’s norms and morals. (Marijuana was popular 20 years ago, now it is a sign of ruin.) Coming to a simple definition of deviance is far easier than deciding how to deal with deviants themselves. Three options exist: education and equalization, imprisonment, or capital punishment. The options which a civilized nation chooses depends on their prevailing standatds. Currently, Canada encourages prevention-learning and therapy, and jail sentences (which it calls rehabilitation.) It does not, however, support state murder. The essential problem societies faue is how much freedom is allowed before individuals are considered dangerous and must be removed for the public’s safety, This problem is elevated in a democratic society. Should the emphasis be placed on individual liberties or the stability of the collective state? Should protesters be encouraged to defy the authority structure or be implicitly controlled? In an autocratic model, this problem vanishes. Witness the Tianammen Square massacre, in which this state’s reaction was far from ambiguous. The Chinese communist government

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v with which the! onvG!rnmpnt ---- Clhine!sp -*_**---_ b-H I ..,a **-*1w.a L nctd YYLYY iant counter-revolutionaries,” The state position of power at any cost. By identiers as dangerous to the state, it was able tion to deal with the “threat.” The most method was to massacre the “radicals.” action for two main reasons. First, illed herself for sympathizing with told that her society’s stability was d only about themselves, not about obation for his “radical” activities government. The state says he was ht. Ultimately, he will succumb to purt for sentencing. for social change. Whether they aim for

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small -individual concern for the deviant@). Equalization could prevent much deviapce if it could be accomplished. The problem is that it cannot be, If all children in industrialized countries had the equal access to quality public education, they would be more likely to reach a positive self-actualization. Distributing the wealth and its corresponding power more equally among all citizens might also remove the desire to stray from a road that many

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deviants consider crooked from the start. TCIillustrate the difficulty in establishing an equality model, compare a black ghetto to white suburban neighbourhood in the U.S. The ghetto has a greater potential of creating the most common deviant behaviours than the suburban neighbourhood. By common deviance,

I mean theft, assault, drug-trafficking, prostitution, rape, murder, Consider the basic premise that those in power do not wish to relinquish their position. [Many wealthy people don’t necessarily want to give up -their luxuries to strangers, They feel they’ve earned it-and assume poverty must be akin to sloth.) Remember that many deviants do very well in their alternate careers, considering their alternate environments. In a ghetto, the pimp is more successful than the grocery-store owner, and the drug-. dealer has more connections than the business secretary. In fact, ,/opportunities in crime are frequent and convenient, and offer immediate rewards. Witness the relatively few lawyers who have come out of ghettoes as opposed to prostitutes. The environment can serve to reinforce “deviant” behaviour because of the exclusion of many “normal” possibilities. Imprisonment is the second option for dealing with deviants, The question we should ask is whether it is still a valid option. The lie is that it rehabilitates ‘prisoners to be reintegrated into society. No reasonable person can believe that putting a deviant behind bars will ,make her repentant and loving toward the free people who decided to lock her away. Imprisonment is not rehabilitation; it is simple and unadulterated control. The final option is capital punishment. This choice usually distresses democracies, where much importance is placed on the individual. Their citizens deny they can kill and remain civilized - SO they sanction the state to do it for them. If the majority is willing to allow murder, then they must accept responsibility for their values and stop hiding behind the pretense of being civilized. A state which murders its citizens openly should admit to being nothing more than a large gang of savages which removes those who it feels do not belong to its gang. North Americans chastise other cultures for human rights violations, but at least these states are unambiguous about their actions, We want to appemelf-righteous, but some U.S. states still have the death penalty, and only three years ago the Canadian Parliament chose not to reinstate capital punishment.

Needle& To the editor, It appears that cost increases have occurred everywhere on this campus. Prices have gone up dramatically in our bookstore, on our course tuition fees, and on our co-op fees,’ Post-seconddry education is

supposed to be accessible for those who want it. Fees are to cover inflation, administrative

services, maintenance and supplies. But universities are not to make a profit, As a co-op student, I don’t mind paying a :co-op fee to be in

the program. Btit I now question hpw and where the money is being spent. The co-op administration has arbitrarily [it appears) dist,inguished an additional fee for work-term reports. I have tvyo problems with this. * Writing a work-term report is required not voluntary (and

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therefore should not cost extra) * By distinguishing one element previously covered under the general co-op fee, what is preventing this from happening -again? What is then covered by the general co-op fees? (Do those who have completed all their work-terms continue to pay%for this service as well?) If one element is distinguished, they all must ‘be. A detailed budget of co-op fees should be publicized [on the fee statement) for each amount each student pays. By providing this information’ the student can see how their money is spent and the

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serious and scary To the editor, I refer you to the Friday, November 3 Imprint article “Exhibitionist returns” (page 3) announcing the reappearance of the young man with the fetish for wearing women’s clothing. This man has committed one count of sexual assault and three of indecent exposure on-campus to date. The Waterloo Regional Police have reports of similar events off campus, In particular, I would like to draw your attention to the second to last paragraph: “The situation might be considered amusing if it wasn’t for the fact that the man has committed the serious crime of sexual assault , ” I wonder if you might clarify ior me just what it is that is so amusing about this situation? Sexual assault aside, what is it that tickles your funny bone? Does it amuse you that there is an emotionally unstable person committing crime on this campus? Do you find it funny that these particular girls had a shock? Or do you simply find amusement in the fact that women, in general, are not entirely safe on this campus, even when they are travelling in pairs? The author of this article, being a man, obviously knows I -

not of what he speaks. Thus I would like to draw an analogy for him. Suppose the crimes being committed were muggings, not sixual assaults, and you were a victim. Aside from the inconvenience of losing all your money and identification (that is, aside from the crime itself) how do you suppose you might feel? A little suspicious, perhaps, of people you don’t know? A little unsafe when walking in the same area again? Or when walking anywhere, for that matter? Unsafe in your home, maybe? Do you suppose you would warn your friends to be extra careful? I’m sure you

wouldn’t want anything like this to happen to them. Now I bring your attention back to the the sexual assaults which occurred on campus, The girl who was sexually assaulted felt at1 of the feelings above, and furthermore was robbed of her dignity. And, yes, I do know for certain how that girl was feeling; I know her. I have had a Furthermore, rather unpleasant experience myself on the path to Sunnydale, one bright July morning in 198fl. It was a very long, frightening walk to school that day. This was all very long ago. However, I

still carry a lotof fear in me, and have grown to be an overly-cautious, borderline paranoid person. This is not the way I want to live my life, but I’m afraid I have no choice.

just for a moment, how amused he would be if such a horrible’ thing happened to his girlfriend. Or his sister. Or his mom. Kind of sends an amusing little cold chill down your spine, eh?

I would like to request that, in the future, reports of such a nature be written by a female; at least then there can be some -. compassion.

Name withheld by request

Or, if there is a shortage of females on staff, I at least request that the author use his head before he comments on how “amusing” a very frightening situation is. Perhaps he should consider,

The paragraph preceding the sentence “This situation might be considered amusing if it wasn’t for the fact that the man has committed the serious crime of sexual assault and has the potential to strike ogain,“describes the man’s habit of wearing women’s clothing. - ed.

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charge cards and ID, as it contains certificates of some of my I would like to thank the per- accomplishments and other irreson who found my wallet (a blue placeable [terns which are very zippered bag] and sent it on its meaningful to me; way from Needles Hall, to the Thank you very much for reUW Police, and finally back to specting my privacy and turning me, completely undisturbed. On in my wallet, and for restoring Friday, November 3, when I real- my faith in fellow human beings. ized I had left it “somewhere” the day before, I thought I had lost so Debera Childs much more than my money, HKLS

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Leering (lir’ing] - adj. Having or looking with a lecherous, malicious or sly expression. (Enter a small but sharply dressed White Rabbit] “Silence in the court!” (Enter gaudily dressed, self-appointed King and Queen, pompously) “Herald, read the accusation!” (White Rabbit reads] “The Queen of Hearts, she wore no bra, all on ? summer’s day, And the Knave of Hearts, he stared in awe, so they took him quite away.” “Right. Jurors, what is your verdict?” “Not yet, there’s a great deal more to come.” (Enter large girl with blue dress on) “What’s going on here?” How dare you question us? We are the King and Queen of Hearts!” “Oh.” “Call the First Witness!” (Enter foppish fellow in big hat and cup of tea) “Well it all began with the teasing of the tea.” “The teasing of the what?” “It began with the tea,” “I know teasing starts with a T! Do you think me a dunce? Go on.” “Then the March Hare said . , ,” “I did not!” “You did!” “I deny it!” “He denies it, leave out that part.” “Well . . . at any rate, that’s my evidence,” “Sounds substantial enough. Call the Next Witness!” “Alice!” [Exit foppish fellow, quickly, Alice moves to centre) “I’m sorry but I think you are all wrong here.” “What an impertinent girl, off with her head!” “I amnot impertinent, besides this whole thing doesn’t make sense? Why is this Knave being prosecuted?” “Tiresome little girl I will explain this all to you, but I can’t think why I should. That Knave over there was caught leering at the Queen, something you just shouldn’t do.”

“You mean he looked at her with a lecherous expression? One that implies unrestrained sexual indulgence?” “He most certainly did.” “Well why is that a crime? Is not one of the goals in life to be looked at by the opposite sex for potential mating purposes? Why else would we want weight loss or a fashion industry?” “Si,lly girl, it is not a crime to be admired by those you wish to admire you, only by those you do not.” “I’m getting awfully confused.” “Of course you are, it’s all quite natural for someone like you, There is only leering if you don’t like the person who’s doing it.” “Oh. So how do we know he leered?” “The Queen said so. That’s all we need.” But what if he just had something in his eye? Or that the Queen’s unrestrained breasts stirred a natural reaction to look at them in a primal and human way?” “My, what odd language? It is all quite immaterial, my girl. As long as the Queen felt offended then a heinous crime has been committed and must be punished.” “How can you call what he did heinous?” “It falls under our Sexual Harassment guidelines. Here, read for yourself.” (The King hands Alice a Sexual Harassment Flyer.) *‘Why this is silly, you’re equating leering with sexual assault. That just cheapens the whole idea and makes a joke of the more serious nature to sexual harassment, like being pressured fop sex by a professor.” “Silly or not we got our Knave and intend to . make an example of him.” “What will you do to him?” “Off

with

his

head!

Or maybe

an early

bedtime

with no supper, I haven’t decided which yet.” “That’s horrid!” “Well what would you know of life, little girl?” “I know YOU are all terrible totalitarians.” “Off with her head!” “Oh come and try it, you are just a pack of cards anyhow.” (Enter guards who proceeded to chop Alice’s head off.) “Next !”

Why? Why? Why? What? Why? What? To the editor, In the past few weeks there have been items in Imprint and notices on campus promoting Homecoming ‘89. We truly hope that it was a success; UW deserves all of the school spirit it can get. What has prompted this letter to the editor is a parti.cular poster promoting the weekend events. The poster- in question pictures a. Warrior and Athena, ’ Homecoming ‘89, November lo13 is written down one side, and the quotation “Your passport to good times” is written along the bottom. What we find disturb,ing is the positioning of the two UW students. WHY is the male student

standing in a rather seductive stance while the female squats beside him? WHY aren’t these two representatives of UW standing side by side with pleasant expressions instead of blank stares ? WHY is the sh’adow of the female student’s head cast on the genital area of the male student? WHAT is the quotatiun, “Your passport to good times” positioned directly beneath these two individuals supposed to mean? WHY does the University of Waterloo have such a hard time treating females as the equals of males? WHY? A. Pace C, Kucherepa D, Birkhead

Thanks,’ all! To the editor,

Homecoming ‘89 has come and gone, leaving only a muddy village lawn where the Big Tent once, stood and a lot of fond memories. The Big Tent was an experiment on the part of the Federation of Students. We have all heard it said that the University of Waterloo lacks spirit and tradition. In the past, our Homecoming festivities consisted of only tha Naismith games and the alumni centred events. The annual efforts by our campus Alumni Association are admirable,, however this year we -thought we would try something a little different here at the Federation of Students. A happy student will become a happy alumni three or four years down the road, and we feel that the Big Tent is an event to provide the extra spirit and exposure our Homecoming needs. Although we expected a substantial crowd at the tent, we had no idea that we would sell 2,400 tickets, and have lineups out to Ring Road! With student and alumni response this positive, we can be assured that the Big Tent will become an annual Homecoming tradition. An event of this size is a logistical nightmare, and without the

assistance and constant support of several key people this Homecoming would not have been the success it turned out to be. Our neverending gratitude goes out to the following people: Zel Whittington for her efforts in getting this event off the ground, allowing us to turn an idea‘intoa reality; Brian O’Rielly and Bruce Logan for their logistical support and ability to get anything at a moment’s notice; Marshall Gavin for his secure attitude and patience: Dave Playfair for his incredible performance as our sup&human bar expert; Emmanuel G. Patterson as our all around power-music dude; the societies and residences for their ability to sit through endless meetings; Darrel and Dave [you know who you are) for late night security entertainment; and thanks to Imprint for all of their coverage and cooperation. And finally and most importantly, a very special thank you to all the volunteers, the Homecoming Committee, all of our sponsors and tu everyune who participated in rockin’ under the Big Tent. We couldn’t have done it without you!! Tim Collins Vice-President, Operations Finance Michael Wolfe Homecoming Chairperson

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43 Imprint, Friday, November 17, 1989

Funding

FORUM

frustrates

To the editor, Two articles in your November 10 issue report on some curious reasoning with respect to government funding of universities. In “Student’s financial woes” you cite Dave Readman’s opinion that “the government is playing the education system off against the health care system, and the public perceives a more urgent need for additional hospital beds than new learning facilities.” Does Readman think there’s something wrong with this? Universities are underfunded, but surely this problem is much less severe than deaths and excruciating pain caused by a shortage of hospital beds. Or perhaps it is Readman’s position that both universities and hospitals need more funding, but it’s unfair to remind the public that this funding must come from the same source. In “Enrolment soars, funding plummets”, you select numerous statistics from a report on university funding by the Council of Ontario Universities. -For example, you say that “the Ontario government’s operating grants to universities was 30 per cent below the average of other provinces in 1987-88”. I assume here that what you really mean is either per capita grants or per student grants, and not absolute grants; thus it is understandable that the economies of scale in Ontario’s large universities would allow it to spend less per student than, for example, Saskatchewan, whose universities are relatively small. You also publish a very mis-

mathie

leading graph to emphasize a fact stated in the article itself: that “the universities’ total share of government spending has dropped from 5.9 per cent in 1977-78 to 4.5 per cent in 198990.” The vertical axis on the bargraph you print ranges from 4 per cent to 6 per cent (instead of starting at o%), making it seem as if the percentage in question has been reduced to one-quarter of’what it used to be, whereas it is actually three-quarters of what it used to be. One figure that is conspicuously absent from both these articles is the percentage of the cost of a student’s education that is paid. for by the government; perhaps because this figure is we11 over 75 per cent. It is under-

standable, if not forgivable, for student organizations not to publicize that our tuition covers less than one-quarter of our education. It is intellectually dishonest for them to demand more money from the government without stating where they want this money to come from. Student leaders oppose spending cuts, they oppose new taxes, and they oppose budgetary deficits. It’s really not surprising that David Peterson does not listen to student leaders, because what they say makes no sense.

Warriors

groovy!

To the editor, Although I am now finished school and live 4500 km away from UW in Vancouver, I couldn’t help but get caught up in the excitement of the football Warriors’ winning streak. They have certainly impressed me a great deal with their commitment to win this season. They impressed me, however, in a completely different way. A friend sent me a copy of the October 27 Imprint, which had a letter from players Joe Jeffrey and Gene Chartier on behalf of the team thanking the fans. What a touch of class. If only Don McCrae and the basketball Warriors could learn

Mathew Englander 2’N Pure MuthXomputer Science

from this. I have been a big Warrior basketball fan for the last four out of five seasons, and since Peter Savich left, I have yet to hear the coach or the players give any gratitude to the best fans in Canada. The volleyball Warriors showed this kind of attitude as well last season ,and definitely started to draw fans away. Things could sure get quiet in the PAC if this doesn’t change, and everyone likes a classy team, win or lose. One again, congratulations to the football Warriors on both accounts. Iose Lafarga BMath ‘89

Charity appreciates run’ To the editor, We at Marillac Place would like to extend our gratitude to the students of St. Jerome’s/Notre Dame Colleges, and to all who took part in the 14th Annual Charity Run, It was humbling indeed to know that people were leaving their warm beds in the middle of the nights, giving up valuable study time in the middle of term papers and exams, and leaving their families to take the time to run around a 2.2 km ring road.

There were several activities planned throughout the week so that everyone could be involved - penny sale, slave action, raffle, s’paghetti dinner (prepared by Fr. Charlie and served by students], and the coffee house, all requiring a lot of organization, contributions by local businesses, and many hands to complete the program. At this time when so many people seem to be caught up in their own activities, it was enriching to see the common effort and joy of achievement that took place at St. Jerome’s/Notre Dame

Colleges. This student initiated/organized week is something for which they can claim great pride. They not only raised a considerable amount of money for the homeless women of our community, they also brought awareness of a world wide problem to the generation which will have to find the solution to that problem. Our gratitude and congratulations to SJC/NDC students, staff and faculty. Lyn McNiffe, Director, Marillac

Place

To Your Health “AIDS” “Augghh!” , “Wait . . . stop kind reader , . . I was only kidding? Dang, another one gone.” To get serious: final exams are almost upon us. You may find much of your time spent trying to succeed academically and squeeze a few hours of social activity into your life. Perhaps you notice fatigue setting in with this hectic pace? Caffeine is a common method of “waking up.” As a behavioural stimulant, caffeine postpones fatigue and enhances endurance by increasing adrenaline production. This fatigue postponement factor probably makes coffee popular at exam time. Tea, chocolate, some soft drinks, and specific “wake-up” pills are other sources of caffeine. Bodily reactions to the drug are unpredictable; reactions depend on a person’s natural tolerance and on one’s previous history of caffeine con-

toms include sever-e headaches, nausea, irritabiliv, fatigue, and the “shakes.““The symptoms become more profound with larger doses and longer periods of time used. Greater than 350 mg per day (slightly under five cups of coffee] can create a physiological need for the stimulating effects of the drug. 600 mg per day [eight cups of coffee) is not thought to have serious toxic effects, but it’s safer not to try. A fatal dose is about 10,000 mg or 133 cups of coffee, but don’t try it. Any caffeine is best consumed after a meal, Food in the stomach slows the absorption rate and non-beneficial results of caffeine. Coffee first thrng in the morning is not the best habit in world, The body was designed to have a specific number of awake and asleep hours. Interference of the cycle with drugs like caffeine nay be harmful due to the long run overall exhaustion or

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Late at night coffee may seem to be the perfect “pick me up, ” but it should be used in moderation. For more information on caffeine or other interesting topics, like AIDS, HIV testing, condoms, or lubricants, ask the Health and Safety Resource Network in the H&S Bldg., room 121 or call 8854211, ext. 6277.

Current

immigration policy

In January 1989, the Canadian Council of Churches (CCC) initiated a court action challenging current immigration legislation on the grounds that sections of the it were “constitutionally flawed and put some refugees in danger.” The new process can break down, turning bona fide refugees away and subjecting those assisting refugees to fines or jail sentences. If the panel decides the refugee claimant does not have a credible basis of claim, s/he can be ordered deported within 72 hours. This makes it difficult to consult a lawyer, particularly if there are language barriers, or if the 72 hours include a weekend, The government may appoint counsel if no lawyer is found. However, nothing guarantees the counsel will be adequately trained or experienced in immigration matters. The CCC is concerned that there is not clear impartiality and independence of the immigration adjudicator (the presiding officer in the initial hearing], The adjudicator is appointed by the Public Service Employment Act and is ultimately accountable to the minister of immigration. If critical new information emerges after the case has been decided, it cannot be introduced through the appeal or any other process. The appeai process only allows for the case to be retriedon technical grounds- for example, if the translation provided for the refugee was not in dialect, In the Hussein case, January 1989, an Ethiopian man was rejected at the screening inquiry. According to the adjudicator and immigration board member, they did not have enough evidence in front of them to decide otherwise. It was only after the trial that a church worker discovered that his father, mother, and sister had been killed or disappeared in Ethiopia and his brother was living in a refugee camp in Somali. However, under the new system, this evidence could not be introduced+ Immigration officials can detain refugee claimants without a hearing for indefinite periods of time if the claimant’s identity is unclear, or the officer does not think the claimant will show up for the hearing. The detainees’are not given the chance to clear themselves of accusations made by the officers leading to their detention. In addition, the detainees are not provided with information about the claims against them. There is no opportunity for the claimant to have a hearingbefore an indepbndent and impartial tribunal to determine the validity of the detention. Current legislation includes provisions to arrest anyone who assists refugees to come to Canada, either by providing them with information on how to, make a refugee claim, or by transporting them. This section of the law is aimed at controlling unscrupulous agents from making a profit by illegally bringing people to Canada. However, those agents who operate in foreigri countries are not subject to our laws. It seems that the legislation is aimed at Canadians assisting refugees on the basis of conscience and belief. Such Canadians can be subject to unreasonable powers of search and seizure. Under the legislation it is possible to send refugee claimants back to the country thrdugh which they last passed (a “safe third country”]. However, the United States is not safe for Salvadorans and Guatemalans, who are ‘seen as “aliens” and are deported to their home countries where they face certain threat of persecution and possible death. The question is, would it be politically possible for Canada to declare the U.S. unsafe? The government challenged the CCC’s right to bring the legislation forward, claiming that because they were not directly affected by the legislation, they were not the appropriate ones to raise concerns about it., On April 26, 1989 the federal court rejected the government motion and ordered that the action be allowed to proceed, church members were the best people to raise the concern for two reasons: refugees making claims are outside the jurisdiction of the court: and church workers are most likely to be criminally charged for assisting refugees to come here. The government appealed the ruling, insisting that the CCC is the inappropriate body to raise questions about the legislation. To date, the action has not yet come before the court. If the legislation is changed as requested, Canada will indeed have one of the fairest refugee policies in the world. The CCC needs money

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Imprint, Friday, November 17, 1989

FORUM

“imprint

shotild

be congratulated:’

HomecOniing To the editor, What will you remember about Homecoming 1989? Exciting basketball and other S,porting events ? The parties ‘under the Big Tent? The reunions? The 1989 Homeco~ting poster? Most people will likely remember the poster, even though

ea ,&

ove’rcomes LJW apathy

many people haven’t seen this evil, evil thing. Most of the pasters were taken down,not long after they went up because sev, era1 ‘senior university adminisirators deemed them to be distasteful. One cannot blame them for making a quick decision after all the criticism they have

Shrink

taken in the past because people believe they react too slowly (for example, the Oktoberfest pageant). Combined with the recent problems at WLU and Queen’s, the decision, right or wrong, is understandable. What is ‘really important about “Homecoming 1989” is that it was a giant leap in Waterloo’s

wrapping

To the editor,

man-holes

/Ithica? No, Ithaca! 1

To the editor,

On my way to school this morning I was listening to the mighty “Q” and I heard a distressing piece of news. The city of Toronto has decided to change the name of “manholes” to “maintenance holes.” Why, yoti ask? Get this. Some women’s club in Toronto finds the name to be sexist and discriminating.

This is regarding the article “An evening in Ithica” on page 27 of last week’s Imprint. There is no such place as “Ithica” in New York state. The name of the to&n should be “Ithaca.” 1 have lived there for over

Oh my God! Somebody help me, I think I have stumbled into the- Twilight Zone.

three years, and it is not surprising that people from out-of-town often misspell the name. To see this happening in a respectable student newspaper such as Imprint, however, is rather disconcerting. Thanks for your attention. Liyuan Qiav 2nd year Computer Science

Cartoon of the week:

fight against apathy. Over 2,000 people< visited the tent over the weekend, well ov~,r 2,500 at Fed Hall and inother 800 or so at the Bombshelter making the total over 5,000 people, most of which were students. If students have a good time at Homecoming they are more likely to come back as alumni.

a waste

other day, and we were both rather dismayed to discover that it was covered in a plastic shrink-wrap.

A friend of mine picked up an undergraduate calendar the

Fred

For years, we’ve gotten along just fine without the wrapping the calendars in anything. But now, when the rest of the world is becoming -more environmentally aware, this. university starts using PLASTIC in a place where there is absolutely no need. This is the same university that is so proud of itself for starting a “recycling” program (fine white paper only, please; no coloured paper or newsprint!]. I think it is about.time our administration woke up and joined the 20th century (it is ending fast l

Craig Eisler, Applied Mathernatitk

by Jean-Paul Tedesco

I I

Listen ladies, there is a difference between between fighting. fgr yqur equality and being a big pain in the ass. How many women actually work down in those things anyways? I’m surprised MAN is found inside the word WOMAN. Please give us all a rest. I’m going to go see what is on T.V, Maybe there is a beauty pageant on or something.

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We should not judge success on the number of people who attend the pubs, but this is a good indication of the number of people participating in all Homecoming activities. It is certainly clear that the student programming aspect of Homecoming is now on track. Tim Collins, Mike Wolfe, Em,manuel Patterson, Dave Playfair and everyone else who took leadership in this year’s program should be proud of their fantastic job. The athletic aspect of Homecoming is growing stronger every year under the continued leadership of’ Judy McCrae. Who knows, maybe next- year we’ll have a football game to add to long list of sporting events to -watch. Imprint should be congratulated on its great pre-event coverage - it obviously helped. The Student Alumni Association who have always worked hard on Homecoming came through once again. I think we all know how important’ it is that Homecoming has a clean image, and Marshall Gavin and the crew from UW Police did a great job keeping the problems to a minimum. Alumni Affairs, the people who started Homecoming and coordinate it every year, once again did a fantastic job. Nancy Helfinger, who only started in her homecoming coordinating job a month before the event [with the help of Bonnie Oberle), did a great job in bri,ngi,ng. .a11 groups together to make this the best Homecoming ever. If you have ever organized a . large event before, you know that the number of tasks and problems can increase with the size of the event. This year’s event seems to be an exception to the rule, thanks to the cooperaI tion by everyone involved. Shane Carmichael 1987 Homecoming Chairperson

Notice is hereby given

General Meeting of the Federation -of Students, University of Waterloo, a corporation under the laws of &heProvince of Ontario, to be held on Thursday, November 30, 1989 at 8:30pm in the Great Hall of the Campus Centre. The agenda for this meeting is as follows: 1. Auditor’s’Report 2. Ratification

1988-89

of Auditor

for 1989-90

CHAPLAIN’S COMMITTEE A. Responsibilities (1) To advise the Committee of Presidents on the suitability of groups seeking Federation Club status,.upon request. (21 To advise Students’ Council on the activities of groups on Campus, upon request. (3) To work with the Public Issues Board on Cult Awareness on Campus. 8. Membership (11 The Chairperson who shall be the Chairperson of the Chaplain’s ’ [z) the Chairperson of t’he Board of Internal Liaison; Club’s

Office:

must

Change: Last paragraph of section VIII, G to read: The term of the Vice-fresident, University Affairs begins at the Annual General Meeting. of Powers

Change: Section IX,B to read: The President-Elect and Vice-Presidents Elect shall becomb full-time employees of the Corporation no later than April 1st and ” shall begin receiving all benefits of the office beginning that date. Change: Sdction II, C first paragraph to read: The full membership of the Corp& ration shall consist of those undergraduate students who meet the requirements of both voting membership and social membership and enjoy the rights and privileges of both. The President and Vice-Residents of the Corporation shall be w ex-officio full members of the Corporation. 5. Motion: BE IT RESOLVED THAT the budget be changed to increase the President’s salary be a factor of 13112, 6. Motion: BE IT RESOLVED THAT the student referendum regarding membership in the Canadian Federation of Students, be differed until after the 1990 Federation of Students elections. 7- Adjournment

Commissioner,

(4) a representative from the Public Issues Board, ‘(5) a member of the University Chaplaincy.

C. AccountabiJity All expenditures Affairs.

Change: Last- paragraph of section VIII, F to read: The term of the Vice-President, Operations .and Finance begins at the Annual General Meeting.

Change Title: Section IX to read: Transition

3. The following amendment to By-law 1, section VII, J, relating to the creation of a Chaplain’s Standing Committee. WHEREAS, Student’s Council has approved the addition 3.4to Policy 1, Section III (the Club’s Policy], and WHEREAS, this was passed with the stipulation that the Chaplain’s Committee be instituted. as an advisory body to the Committee.of Presidents,. BE IT RESOLVED that the following be added to By-Law I, Section VII, J.

(3) the

receive

approval

and

from the Vice-President,

THE AGENDA FOR THIS MEETING IS RESTRICTED TO THE ABOVE ITEMS OF BUSINESS, FOR WHICH PROPER NOTICE HAS BEEN GIVEN. University

4. The following amendments to By-Law 1, relating to Officers of the Corporation

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University

of Alberta

Premier says “no” to get well card A get well card that was signed by over 2,000 students during environmental awareness week, needs a home. The card is currently sitting under the Student Union Executive’s desk. S.U. officials had planned to give the card to Alberta Premier Don Cetty, but so far he has refused to accept it. A spokesperson for Getty says the card is the responsibility of the ministry of the environment. If the Premier does not take the card soon, the S.U. is organizing a \ rally at the legislature.

Western Limo smashed into Western! Police in London are looking for thieves who took an $80,000 joy ride in a white limousine. They got a call saying that the limo was driving erratically near Western’s music building. When police arrived they found the limo deserted and driven into the building’s north-west wall. The driver said he stopped at a donut shop and when he came back out, the car was gone. Holy poHuted pond scum, Batmanl That’8 the same duck - hot on ihe news &at, Imprint has uncovered a duck prostitution ring. To ralre money for the Wages’ Benefit Semi-Formal tonlght, duck pusher8 were out on the street, selling ducks for a buck, Ironrc, considering the semi-formal is raising money for ROOF, an organization that helps Waterloo’s street kids. Help the kids, by exploMg the ducks. Not only are the ducks sold and re-sold to countless bargain hunters, but the onty payoff these ducks get Is extra brehd at Christmas. photo by Joanne Sandrin

Prof cancels midterm A prof at Western cancelled his psychology. midterm after he round out that he did not have enough copies for everyone in class. He ordered 230 copies of the test, 20 more than he needed. Upon Distributing the test he found he was short 60 papers. 210 students hegistered for the course, and 250 showed up. Students are worried hat they will not get a chance to write the test. Jew storage site considered for PCBs PCBs that are being stored near the visual arts building at Westrn may be finding a new home. A plan to seal the waste in a storage KIX is being put on hold due to concern from students and faculty, 1 new proposal would have the PCBs moved to a higher place, way from people.

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ANALYSIS

US interferes in Nicaragua’s by Erin Fletcher Global Community

Centre Staff The Nicaraguan people are gearing up for their second set of presidential elections on February 25, 1990. These elections are a test of Nicaraguan participatory democracy after ten years. They are a requirement of Nicaragua’s participation in the Central American Peace Accord. And they are certainly a test for U.S. intervention. The Sandinista Front for National Liberation (FSLN), the governing party, is working with the opposition parties and the Nicaraguan people to bring about these elections. Some of these efforts include: - declaring a unilateral ceasefire last July 1988; moving forward the election date from April 1990; and guaranteeing unlimited access-by all parties to foreign campaign funds. [These funds must go through the Supreme Electoral Council (CSE) with 50 per cent going to the designated party and 50 per cent going toward the cost of the elections.); - guaranteeing that all political parties have equal access to state radio and television; permitting those members of the Contras, U.S. bac&ked,armed opposition forces, who have disarmed and rejoined Nicaraguan society to vote and run for office, [Many Contra leaders are former wealthy crqnies and henchmen of the ex-dictator Somoza); - allowing the soldiers in the Nicaraguan army to return to their communities to vote.

But the electoral process has been undermined from the beginning by US intervention. Before the 1979 popular uprising against the US-backed dictator Somoza, Nicaragua provided the US with cheap labour, land timber, beef, cotton, and coffee and a ready market for U.S. consumer goods, weapons and human rights violator. Since the revolution, the FSLN has worked with the Nicaraguan people to make major reforms in education, land distribution, health, business, and the military. But U.S. administrations have been trying to reimpose their interests through military, economic and political intervention. As a result, Nicaragua is now confronted with $15 billion in economic embargo and by the US backed contra forces. As of August 1989, the Contras have killed 221 persons in attacks on cooperatives, villages and economic targets. These attacks have happened despite assurances from the U.S. that the $70 million in humanitarian and technical aid to the Contras would be used to dismantle them as required by the Central American Peace Accord. To massively reduce the 33,000 per cent inflation created by this intervention, the Nicaraguan government has had to institute drastic austerity measures. Further, to defend the country, the Nicaraguan government has had to continue to divert 50 per cent of its budget away from economic and social

programs. These measures have caused a very dramatic decline in the standard of living. Many groups, such as teachers and market women, have marched, demanding concrete responses to their problems. This military sabotage of the revolutionary process has put the FSLN at a disadvantage. The Bush Administration is also interfering directly with the electoral process. It has continually denounced the elections as a “sham.” The U.S. is also.financing - through a number of bodies including the Agency for International Development instructing and promoting those candidates who represent one opposition grouping of 14 political parties [the far right, National Conservatives to the Communist Party) called the National Opposition Union (UNO). The UN0 is headed by Violeta Chamorro, owner and editor of the pro-US. paper, La Prensa. According to William Robinson of the New Nicaraguan Agency, the Bush Administfation is attempting to build Chamorro’s image internationally as the Corey Aquino of Nicaragua. She is being billed as the only candidate that can mend U.S.-Nicaragua relations and attract monies for reconstruction. The message to the Nicaraguan people is : “A vote for FSLN is a vote for con- . tinued poverty, hardship, war and isolation,” cultivating the frustration and fear created over the past 60 years by successive U.S. administrations.

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Meech \ by Judy Hollands Ir&rint staff

According to a recent Maclean’s-Decima poll, 93 per cent of Canadians do not understand the Meech Lake constitutional accord, The First Ministers Conference last week was a media frenzy, highlighted by heated confrontations between the Prime Minister and Newfoundland Premier Clyde Wells. Analysts predicted the death of this latest attempt at constitutional reform, and talk of Quebec’s potential to separate reminded Canadians of the dark days of separatism in the 1970s. The meaning of the Meech Lake constitutional accord has been lost in a tangle of purple rhetoric and accusations. A concibs review of the background to sense of w what will

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Politics in Canada, by Jackson, Jackson and Baxter-Moore, explains that “The essential stumbling block to finding an amendment formula was always Quebec’s desire to be treated as a province unlike. the others\” While Ontarians and other Canadians often view Confederation as the joining of ten provinces and the federal government, Quebec views Confederation as the union of two cultures - the French and the English. To mariy Quebecers, Confederation was a “compact” between two cultural groups. In the ?97os, (@ebec .* was 1 demanding ._

Amendments had to be made by a joint resolution of both the Senate and the House of Commons, as well as by a resolution of the legislative assemblies of at least two-thirds of the provinces representing at least XI per cent of the population of Canada. This took away what Quebec considered its traditional veto. In addition, the amending formula provided dissenting provinces the right td bpt out of-all amendments which affected their status and power. n came home with the consent

opt out of national programs, provided they initiate programs of their ow‘n. This clause creates the potential for varying qualities of future national programs. How can a program be accurately measured to be compatible with national objectives? For example, if a new child.care program is undertaken, will thk6ervice be compatible between British Columbia and Manitoba? The government in power at a given time in a given province will determine what they consider fair social services. Inevitably, services will be not be equal between the provinces.

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ncouraged Canadi develop a specific constituding formula so -we could formula agreeable td thi entiie natioi has not been easy. From 1931 tti 1981, strenuous efforts were made to bring home or* patriate; our Constitution, Two proposed amending formulas have almost succeeded in the past. In 1964, the Fulton-Favreau formula suggested that the amending formllla should depend on the issue at stake. For example, issues directly related to the provincial powers9 the use of French and English, and the number of senators would require the consent of all ten provinces. Other lissues would require the agreement of two-thirds of the provinces representing 50 per cent of the population. The proposal was agreed to by all the provinces, however, the opposition in Quebec vetoed it and it did not pass.

a Charter of Rights and Prbeaoms, Senate and Supreme Court reformand the redistribution of powers between the federal and provincial governments. Frustrated by lack of consent, Trudeau decided to unilateral19 submit his constitutional package for passage by the British Parliament, Westminster said they could not pass the package without consent of the Supreme Court of Canada because only Ontario and New Brunswick supported it, By a vote of seven to tw% the Supreme Court decided Trudeau’s unilateral action was legal but it ‘offended the federa1 principle.” Once again, the patriation package was in the political arena, and this time the result was eompromise and the patriation of our Constitution. -

It is obvious that the three provinces have legitimate concerns about the Meech bke document. In 1971, the Victoria Charter suggested that amendments ivould not require the consent of all the provinces. The Victoria Charter required the agreement of the federal Parliament, the majority of the provinces, including all provinces with over 25 per cent of the populatibn, at least two Atlantic provinces, and two Western provinces having 50 per cent of the population of the West. This formula was not acceptable to Quebec either.

On April 17, 1982. the Queen proclaimed the Constitution Act, thus completing the patriation process. The compromise that was finally reached included a “notwithstanding” clause in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Notwithstanding means that a province can override provisions of the Charter. The exemption had to be renewed every five years. The second important compromise concerned the amending formula.

Radio’s Sunday 11sexplained that tasgL my11&es one province ’ special Ie&lative status. Premier WelId concern is legitimate..

lative stattis that they cannot .do-already using the notwithstanding elauss . in the Charter? The interpretation of the distinct society clause has the potential to create different levels of rights in our cuuntry.. Further negotiation is required to find a compromise which protects Quebec’s rights but does not create new classes of Canadian citizens. Yet another questionable section of the Meech Lake accord regards the amending formula. Agreement by all ten province3 and the federal government is required regarding the following: the Governor General, the Senate, proportional representation, the use of English and French, the Supreme Court, the extension of provinces, the establishment of new provinces and amendments to the amending formula. Constitutional agreement between all 11 governments in Canada has never been reached. This clause will most likely eliminate the possibility of the territories becoming provinces. The three dissenting premiers [Frank McKenna of New Brunswick. Clyde Wells of Newfoundland and Gary Fil-

mon of Manitoba) have also expressed i this concern. The amending formula could a so restrict native groups from becomi d,g independent political entitips. ’ A third section Meech Lake critics have .attacked regards cost-shared programs. Section 106A states that the government of Canada will compensate provincial legislatures which chose to

in the slow evolution of our constituticm.

Canada will not fall apart if the Meeyh Lake accord is not passed. The Meech Lake Constitutional accord is simply another stage in the long evolug tion of our Constitution. Canadians have functioned without a unanimously agreed to Constitution independent of Great Britain since 1867. It is obvious that three provinces have legitimate concerns about the Meech Lake document. If Mulwney and Bourassa did not want to compromise on any aspect of the agreement, why did they allow three years for it to be fully ratified? It is sensationalist to bring this issue to a question of whether Canada wants Quebec in Confederation. The question is finding an acceptable balance of power between the federal government and the provinces, particularly Quebec which has the most at stake. The first ministers must find a balance acceptable to Quebec without jeopardizing the rights of all Canadians. Senator

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begin a cross-country tour to “explore the possibility of movement on the Meech Lake accord,” according to Mulbehind-the-scenes roney. Hopefully, negotiation will create productive discussion on this accord’s impact. Hopefully, a compromise and revision will be reached by June 23, 1990, thus providing Canadians with a useful and complete Constitution.

More Jazz Butcher overkill. by Peter Dedes Imprint staff Intelligentiae due. - anon.

were the agen-

Pat Fish and his conspiracy theory threatened to emasculate all visions of pop idiom at RPM on Tuesday evening. Ball-crushing pliers of humour and panache ground the orthodox into so much hamburger. Lethargy and Oprah Winfreyesque psychology, so prevalent amongst the popular front, were abandoned in favour of a participatorial politik more than observation. The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy is required to be serious in an unpretty world. Rent in Northampton is far more accessible than in London proper according to Fish. But you get a terrordome of entertainment for your weekend. Youth gather in rampage. Police and paddv wagons m&.$er for the ineiitabie pt.&it and apprehension. The locals? They don’t scream at the delinquents to bugger off.

They don’t holler at the bobbies to leave the kids be. They just laugh, point . . . and laugh and laugh. A brutal cynicism invades their music. Surface and breathe overwhelming happiness. Underwater for more than a few minutes and feel your lungs throb helplessly against your ribcage. It’s the crushing reality of being alive in a largely apathetic world. “Don’t you think that Thatcher will only be replaced with just a different version of conservatism?” “The corruption runs so deep. It’s scary to see what’s happening on the soaps on the front of the tabloids. People care more about the suds.” Nevertheless, the Jazz Butcher is a realist. There was nothing

Naked truth “Just like a southern Pete Dedes . . . soggy or -smelly for the phlegmatic at Chris Sheppard’s disco hideout as Fish and nasty

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by Andy Koch Imprint staff Rock ‘n’ roll is alive and well. Little did most people know that it was rearing its ugly head on a Wednesday night in downtown Guelph. November 8 was the date that the Doughboys and Rocktopus raunched their way through Guelph’s Trasheteria. Montreal’s finest, the Doughboys, laid to rest any fears that the loss of drummer/vocalist Brock Pytel would leave a gaping hole in their line-up. Pytel’s gifted vocal abilities were missed, but ex-Nomind pounder Paul Newman filled in nicely and the band roared through a set of about 17 songs. They covered numerous tracks from .both of the band’s albums, The enthusiastic crowd of about 100 was also treated to a convincing cover of the B-52’s Private Idaho and a trashing of Sweet Home Alabama for the third and final encore, The subtleties and light moments flirt& with on vinyl were abandoned in favour of loud, unadorned energy. Sure the songs were decent, but its their noholds-barred approach that makes the Doughboys a great live band, It would be pointless to try to analyze the show further; the Doughbbys know what they’re good at and stick to it for all they’re worth. Opening the concert was the Toronto

group

Rocktopus

Having thrash-metal band Sacrifice open up for 24-7 Spyz must have been someone’s idea of a sick joke. The near-capacity crowd at the Diamond on Monday night was treated to a 50 minute set (it seemed like two hours) of such classics as The Exorcism, Pyrokinesis, and the seven minute epic, Flames of Armageddon. Having suffered through this hellish experience, the fans were all the more excited about seeing the headliners: New York City’s punk-funk-metal-rap *‘sensations” 24-7 Spyz. The ironic thing is that, at their most intense, the Spyz didn’t sound much different from Sacrifice. The basic premise for the Spyz’ performance was overkill. T’he music was amplified at many decibels above loud and

The Pllsbury powerhouse. continued to shine. Most impressive was bassist Bruce Gorgon, who made every ?ret and string feel wanted as he and is especiaily effective in the band’s forays into Chili Pepperripped up and down his instru-

ment. His rumbling, popping, style stands out in every track ish-power-funk. Hope they get that album out soon. Watch for future bombasts at the Trasheteria, including Vancouver’s punk veterans D.O.A.

churning its limbs, mincing passers-by in a fury of possession. JBC walks on water, cudgeling the audience to demand everything. In the end, though, it was the audience subduing the Butcher.

Spy2 . vs. spyz. ; by Andy Koch Imprint staff

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without doubt showed an aptitude for becoming one of Canada’s powerhouse elites (like the Doughboys). Rocktopus played nearly an hour’s worth of hard-edged, midtempo, (puhkj rock. Vocalist Stimey Rockpile sounded better than ever, while the instrumental abilities of the other three

mance. It was the etiquette of subversion as the Jazz Butcher captured all in a big and scary exercise of crowd control. Frenetic epileptic jerking accompanied the speed as the audience became the moulinex,

ers and as “guest” vocalists] as well as the band’s trips around the periphery of the club [the band members use cordless instruments]. Singer P. Fluid was the major propagator of the horseplay. When he wasn’t vaulting into the waiting arms of the crowd, he was piggy-backing a young female fan or forming a human Soul Train to go for a jog. During all of the commotion, the aweinspiring musicians scarcely faltered. Unfortunately, the talent and energy was without direction and focus. Both the music and performance indicated that the Siiyz have a lot of growing up to The set basically consisted of excessive versions of songs form their Harder than You LP, some covers (including Bad Brains and Black Uhuru, two of the show’s most- comprehensible moments), and a great deal of

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Screamin’ Jay, the gentleman killer they agreed to pay me at the end of the week. “That night came and I gave the bill to Charlie. There were two acts after the Drifters before I was scheduled to go on. The band was playing so I got in the coffin with Henry (Hawkins’ trademark skull device) and a bottle of Muscatel wine, reached up, slammed the lid down and

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laid there and drank. “The group finished and I . could hear the oohs and aahs of the people shocked to see the coffin as the curtain came up, I pushed up at the lid and nothing happened. ‘Maybe it’s turned the wrong way around,’ I thought, so I pushed at the sides - nothing happened! Here I am wearing a

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white tuxedo with tails, white Joves, spats, shoes, and a white top hat with all this silk pressing against my face and only three minutes of air. “I began to get scared.. . I just broke loose and wee-weed on myself. . . I saw Death coming. I tried to hold my breath, then I did a number two on myself. Next I started hollerin’ ‘fesus forgive me, I was wrong!’ with tears rolling dotin my face. Somehow I managed to shake the casket off the stand, and when it hit the stage it busted open. I just lay there drawing deep breaths and thankin’ God. “When I stood up I realized it

This week -part two of our interview with blues great Screamin’ Jay Hawkins.

In 1956, Screamin’ Jay took his savage s&If into a recording studio and recut a ballad he’d originally done for Grand Records of Philadelphia. Wailing, sputtering, gasping and of course screaming, the evil menace of I Put Q Spell on You made it an instant hit, selling 2.5 million copies before it was banned for its “cannibalistic sounds”. “Yep,” laughs Hawkins, “that’s exactly what they said, ‘cannibalistic sounds’ I . . and it was true! I stood there in the studio, drunk as a dog, and acted like I was eatin’ pussy and havin’ a ball!” It was that song more than anything that launched his colourfbl career and brought his outrageous antics to stages all over the country. One night at Harlem’s famed Apollo Theatre, it very nearly came to a sudden end when the air-tight coffin from which Screamin’ Jay would spring to make his entrance was latched shut. Recounts Hawkins: “I gave Charlie Thomas of Ben E. King’s Drifters two pieces of a matchbook to cover the slots SO the full-couch casket wouldn’t lock when the lid was shut. A few days before the show, Charlie and some of the other Drifters were in niy suite drinking up all my liquor, which I told them they would be charged for. I wrote their names down with how much they owed me and

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and then went Drifters hunting. When I had my back turned they got together and pinned me against the wall and started sayin’ ‘Look man, we didn’t mean for it to go that way!’ “I said, ‘You can’t keep me here forever, sooner or later I’m gonna get you back one by one, because. jrou see, I could have died.’ I meant what I said. To this day I have never spoken to any of the Drifters. You don’t ploy with my life. That coffin was made to entertain, not to die in. When I do die, my wilI requests that I be cremated - twice! . , . Burn the ashes and spread ‘em over a body of water.”

over when I straightened with an uppercut.

was obvious to everyone that the front of my tuxedo was wet. The whole audience was dying with laughter. As I started towards the exit, I turned to see something brown coming out from my pants leg. They were all havin’ a ball and thought it’was part of the’act. Every step I took sideways, more was droppin’ and I was leaving a trail. All the Drifters, Charlie, Dot, Johnny, Rudy and Ben were watching from the wings and laughing their heads off. “Charlie was doubled over when I straightened him up with an upp6rcut. Dot turned and my fist connected with his eye and I pulled Rudy back through the swinging doors, grabbed his head and smashed it down on a raihig. Everyone else had gone. I eft toget out of that funkuy suit

him up

Screamin’ fay has a strong sense of his own mortality and in an odd way seems quite coyfortable with it. “Somewhere down the line, they’re gonna bump me off.. . I’m next. You don’t have too many black rebels in t-his business. I’m not a Martin Luther King. I’m not marching for all the Black people in America, I’m marching for Jay Hawkins. They’re gonna catch up with me, but I’m ready for them. “They were happy to see me on a low profile but I’m getting too big, thanks to the younger people who’ve helped me like Jim Jarmusch. It boils down to one thing: ‘If there’s only one way to stop him, kill him!’ If I see the end of 1990, I’ll be lucky.. SYou can’t look everywhere and I do believe they’re clbse . . .” L

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Man this is fucked! (Chuck D.] Sometimes the simplest statements can communicate greater truth than lengthy description. Thus it was on November 11, as the MC told the crowd, who had waited fi& hours to see Public Enemy that RE. had not even 1flown to Montreal for the show. Of course, they had, and those fateful words were uttered as I stood next to Chuck- the show was truly fucked. It was an event straight out of the Twilight Zone - in stark contrast to the show in Waterloo less than three weeks previous which had been absolutely without fault. For starters, Flavor Flav missed his flight and blew the ait - the second consecutive time he has done this in Montreal- the first time, the show was cancelled. This time, the show went ahead - a Flavorless event - but did not start until z a.m., three hours after the scheduled start time and five hours after the doors had opened. Though P.E. had informed the promoter hours earlier, the crowd was not made aware of Flav’s absence until just minutes before the group took to the stage. As Professor Griff and the Security of the First World (SIW) took the stage, Griff confronted and nearly came to blows with the asswipe MC [named Flight] who had been trying to provoke the crowd into violence - encouraging them to tear the place up and demand their money back. It turned out that this guy had called Griff and P.E. “ignorant” on the air at Radio McGill and Professor Griff wanted an apology, To the delight of the crowd, Griff confronted him on stage after mutual jawing and namecalling Flight took a swipe at Griff and knocked his cap off at this point the slabs o’meat masquerading as security guards stepped in and separated the combatants, While apologizing for the violence, Griff [apparently) brought the incident to a close saying, “man, I would give you my last $1000 if ever I got my ass kicked by a man with a haircut !ike that!” It was an angry Chuck D. who took to stage on this evening giowing white-hot with rage at the evening’s events. The abrrent Flav took the brunt 6f his anger - Chuck calling him an “irres-

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from the media with which it has engaged in constant skirmishes. Chuck, not altogether convincingly, tries to dismiss the constant sniping: “They play games with us, we play games with them.” If these events are pressure valves, they cause morz damage to the group than the media could ever manage. Chuck D, admits that events such as the preceeding make him think ab:out breaking the group up “all the time,” Chuck D.‘s doubts are evident in his resistance to pres-

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w;a#; %%ed goal of creating a core of 2% wateri &s above any potential leaders among black Toronto shows. youth. Chuck admitted that, having reached this stage, Public Enemy - both the concept and uproar. “We took a hiatus? himself, the creator - will conr%‘cGat is a hiatus anyway? That’s tinue regardless of the people in the group. The idea of Public %.&st a word that Bill Adler (of EnRmv which Chuck created is L%Yheir management company, .-

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form live, but during &se weeks we had a new single out, Public Enemy didn’t disappear. I used the time to tie up some business deals and take a trip I hadn’t been able to take.” One could dismiss the events of this evening as a simple pressure release for a group under constant scrutiny and pressure

show in Montreal on November 11, might have been an anomaly, but it left the image of a group in the process of a painful public self-destruction, In this case, however, a break-up might be part of a positive process in which the ideological essence of the group would continue in a new form.

not first division conienders, they are certainly head and shoulders above most. The two factors which help them rise above the rest are the, edgy, grinding production courtesy of mixologist dubmeister (and pallid baldy) Adrian Sherwood and their knack for sub-Laibachian stupid cover versions. While their cover of Prince’s Boys and Girls on their first LP was their peak, the disrespectful massacring of The Normal’s (luke)Worm Leatherette is the the highlight of Freedom For The Slaves. As an added bonus, Pankow sing in some of the most hi-lariously accented English since Nena. This is certainly no Dirt Dish or Opus Dei - there’s simply not enough lunacy in their music to lift it above being simply good. Then again, it kicks the butt of most of the New Beat piffle and Goth waffle which super weasel Chris Sheppard tries to pass off to the tiaiting .alterno-automatons.

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By and large, most neo-industrial dance music is utter crap bands such as Skinny Puppy, Front Line Assembly, Micro Chip League and their ilk are at best dull, and at worst utterly devoid of worth. In comparison to mega-brilliant groups like Wiseblood, Laibach and the Young Gods who concoct golden nuggets of lunatic excess, most alternative dance music is about as appealing as a bowLof rancid day-old breakfast cereal. While Pankow are definitely

given the responsibility for compressing verbal information into ’ more than a sense-deadening barrage in Under Arrest and Living a Lie. Most of the rap and the samples are pretty pedestrian though. This puzzles me consid-

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James Keelaghan is a relative We only have contempt for new kid on the block in the world whatever there are too many of. of folk music. His latest album, Small Rebeliions, is his second The socio-political agendas of and has been just released under modern musicians is suspect. the Tranquilla Music label (his Primarily because of the hyperfirst album is called Timelines]. idolization that is extended to Although Keelaghan been in musical heroes, they are enthe business for only a few dowed with powers far beyond years, he has quickly mastered their measly intellects to shape the art of songwriting. A history pompous intellectualizations of major from the University of morality. Calgary, Keelaghan found himPerhaps its time that we realself writing songs, rather than ize that trust is the reduction of term papers, about events in hisdoubt. You should have to enter tory. a state of willing suspension of On his latest album Keelaghan disbelief to trust Silent Assasin. decided to shun the studio in faI am unequivocally not prepared vour of a rehearsal liall, and cut to do this. his tracks live. The albuni is thus It’s not that this record is missafforded an intimacy not found ing any thuds and crunches, on studio albums and is a pleaRebel contains most savage sure to listen to, especially if you bass. Thank you Robbie Shakesenjoy songs about history, peo- peare. Young MC, leant to the ple, and love. riddim twins conspiracy couthIt’s not easy to pick the best tesy of delicious vinyl records, is songs; the writing is consistently strong. Small Rebellion recounts the early days of organized labour and HilIorest Mine describes the life of being a . miner; two songs typical of the historical nature of his writing. Somewhere Ahead is a melodic love ballad which flows easily and massages those knots of life away. Country Faire picks up the pace, swinging you around the sights and sounds of a fair. The album quickly shows why Keelaghan is a favourite at festivals like the Winnipeg Folk Festival and Ann Arbor Folk Festival. If you like folk, this is an album to add to your collection, If you play folk music Keelaghan provides strong material frond which to add to you own repertoire. In any case you cannot lose with Small Rebellions,

ering that the ultra-intense KmRSone*is the producer. Perhaps I’ve just been spoilt by Public Enemy. Hip hop does not deserve to be watered down by two historically important musicians like Sly Dunbar and Robbie Shakespeare.

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pling t he&ings gf his, msfic guitar. Sg enter the Euryfhmics, Annie Lennox and-Qavid A,Stewart, embapking on their ,t,l&rd North American Tour to promote their new album We Too Are One. Pop rock’s odd couple appeared at the SkyDome on November 3, and put on a fine performance with the SkyTent finally in place. The concert was highlighted by a Z&minute acoustic set, surrounded by renditions of their nine U.S. top 30 smash hits. The aHx~t-n itself does not sport a barrage of funky dance tracks, unlike its predecessor Savage. Instead, D & A decided to take a more mellow approach toward a softer rock that is undoubtedly unique. Unfortunately, this method doesn’t work vee well for the group that, despite its U.S. suc-

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RECORD REVIEWS seconds near the end when we get a sampling of croaking frogs (!) to welcome us to the bridge [sure, it sounds bizzarre, but it works - these critters can carry a tune). Shrivel up and die is worth checking out - either on this single or on the Heretics’ new album Omnivore, which should be out soon. I’ve grown wary of records with names like The Lost Sessions - there is usually a very good re,ason why the sessions were lost in the first place. The latest release from San Diego’s

based Heretics (not to be cclnfused with the feminist video art group of the same name from Toronto]. 1’11 admit to. having passed over the band’s debut LP (also on Get Hip1 earlier this vear, but

ShriveI up and die comes gut of the gate full bore - kicking and screaming all through its two-and-a-half minute duration. Sure, the guitars are loud, fast, and fuzzed out, but they’re also Fumed catchy. And they’re

Yk, dudes . by Craig Netterfield Imprint staff Two new singles from the Cynics’ own Get Hip records crossed my desk this week. The first is from the Pittsburgh

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Manual Scan is a good example. I might as well admit straight off that I’ve always thought Manual Scan suck. I bought one of their albums a few years ago and it was fucking boring. The songs on this EP don’t drone on like the ones on that first album, but I attribute that to the fact that these ones were all written by other bands. None of the tunes on The Lost Sessions are good (or &d) enough to warrant any in-depth discussion, so I’ll give you a Warrior’s Band Encapsulated Review of each, There’s a version of the Kinks’ AI! Ni,ght Stand where Bart Mendoza’s vocals sound rushed (Big Deal), a bland cover of the Zombies’ Jt’s Alright With Me (So What?], yet another rendition of I cun only give you everything [Who Cares?)+ and a cover of J.J. Jackson’s Come See Me (Ho Hum) which is styled after-but can’t even touch - the Pretty Things’ version. The Lost Sessions isn’t particularly bad, it’s just not very good - which in .many cases is worse than being bad.

by John Zachariah Imprint staff Having left The Fall after divorcing her husband Mark E Smith, Brix E. Smith appears to have fleshed out Adult Net’s Tulle Me E.P. into a full fledged album of such joyous, saccharine noise that it must surely be catharsis. Had The Bangles fulfilled their early promise (yes, you read that right], they might have recorded something like The Honey Tangle, though any band looking to establish themselves as a maturing talent would probably avoid Brix’s songs like PMRC avoids The Mentors. This should not be mistaken as anything less than a compliment, however. Josie and the Pussycats meet

Abba on August, a shameless bit of bubblegum sha-la-la-ing, but jhe high point comes on side two with the title track, which may well be the most extraordinary bit of pop cheesecake since Altered Image’s Don’t Talk To Me About Love (yes, you read that right). Other popgems stand out, like Take Me and Tiffany Tuesday; the whole album is a wonderfully guilty pleasure, with guitars slopped on your ears like melted rock-candy.” Lick it up.

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Di m.e-store rhy-stery by Sandy Atwal Imprint staff Most movies which try and follow the shady side of life, do so using one of two methods: either a historical approach i.e. The UntouchabIes or by showing the actual event’s occurring at the time that the movie is being made, i,e CoIours. Unfortunately, most fail miserably in their attempt to provide* any kind of real insight. I mean if the object of Colours was to make “chill, home boy” an everyday phrase, or just to tell a story, fine, but if the object of the movie was to try and explain gang violence it really didn’t do a very good job. Drug Store Cowboy is an unlikely candidate for the most realistic movie of the year: it’s crammed with cliches and improbable coincidences. Some-

how, though, it manages to convincing us that this is real life. Matt Dillon isn’t exactly my favorite actor (I don’t think I could take anyone in Rumble Fi9h seriously,) but he does a good job of portraying a superstitious junkie who robs drugstores and hospitals toget drugs. Eventually, he decides to call it quits when his partner’s girlfriend bites the big one after taking i/8th of diladuid (watch Drugstore Cowboy and you too can throw around drug names.) He then decides to go on a drug rehab program. What makes this movie above average are the techniques used to tell this story. When Dillon shoots up, the camera doesn’t use any cool gimmicks like the ones in Easy Rider. The special effects in this movie are pretty

simple. The scenes of Dillon stoned show his fade on a blue background as small silhouettes float by; mainly silhouettes of spoons, cowboys on horses and hypodermic needles. William S. Burroughs, king of the junkies, the original indestructible man, makes a cameo appearance as a priest. It adds to the realism of the movie, and turns it into something resembling a documentary, especially when Burroughs spouts off about future right wing governments using drugs as a method of mind control (something straight out of. Naked Lunch.) The whole movie shows the topic of drug and substance abuse in a manner people can understand, and believe. It’s unlikely that many films will use the same methods as Drugstore Cowboy; so they probably won’t be very good.

Folk fans’ unite!

by MichaeI Salovaara Imprint staff

The Iames Keelaghan . Trio blew into town last week at the Princess Cinema. For fans of folk the concert was as it should, an informal gathering of friends enjoying a few laughs and more songs. The idea of cramming into an arena to hear some band salute to all their fans and tell us all how great it is to be in Toronto when they are in Waterloo has little appeal for me. In my senil-

ity, I prefer more intimate surroundings, where the performers banter with the audience, crack jokes, do a request at the last moment, and expect the audience to sing along. I was not disappointed with this Canadian trio. The James Keelaghan Trio performed as if they were playing for friends, and indeed they were. Keelaghan, a history buff, writes most of his own material. The show was high on energy and emotion. He moves from class songs, angry working HiIlcrest Mine and Small Rebelli,ons, to the more celebratory Countr’y -Faire to the tragic Re-

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Well folks, if you kept your ear to the ground and got tickets in time, you can look forward to the biggest event of the-week tonight at the Apocalypse Club in T.O. Yes, it’s Boston’s Pixies, touring in support of their fabulous Doolittle LP. Last summer, the Pixies were at the CNE, opening for the Cure and Love & Rockets. Now we’ve got the chance to see them in a much more approppriate setting. Opening act tonight is another Boston band, the Zulus; they come highly recommended by no less than Pixies bassist Kim Deal. Riding the wave oft heir “comeback” with the Cosmic Thing album, the B-5253hit some place in Mississauga called Superstars tonight (Friday). ’ Tomorrow night, T.O. institutiori Blue Rodeo are at Fed Hall. If you’re one of the few who hasn’t seen them live before, I’m sure they’re well worth checking out. You may even be able to convince their keyboardist Bobby Wiseman to perform his solo masterpiece Bhopal. Well folks, that’s it for hip concerts this week, I’m afraid. In the future, you can look forward to Run Westy Run next Friday [November 24) at the Apocalypse, and Winnipeg’s Monuments Galore at the Bomber and Connie Kaldor at the Princess on the 25th. “This is North American Ska,“, a ska fest featuring eight bands, including The Hopping Penguins, appears at Toronto’s Concert Hall on November 26. And there will be eventual shows by 10,000 Maniacs, The Alarm, and of course the annual Deja Voodoo Barbecue in early December. On the film front, the Princess Cinema is running an Animation Celebration next week. As for plays, Theatre of the Arts is the scene for the classic play Dr. Faustus, presented by the critically-acclaimed “English Suitcase Theatre Company,” on November 23, and the drama department’s Twelfth Night on November 24 and 25 (both at 8:OOp.m.). Well, that’s it for this week. Seeyalater.

becca’s Lament. They really got into the groove in the second set with Jenny Bryce and Ferron’s sung Misty Mountain, which was the highlight of the evening. Everyone walked away satisfied, and even this geriatric case felt revitalized. Look for the James Keelaghan trio next summer, as it is rumoured that a whole slew of Canadian folk singers will be touring Canada and Waterloo is a possible venue. Next folk date: Connie Kaldor, Saturday, November 25 at the Humanities Theatre.

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Wood y Allen’s by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff That Woody Allen is a funny man may be a matter of opinion and a question of one’s tolerance for neurotic narcissism, but he may be the most consistently and intelligently funny actor, screenwriter, and director of the past twenty years. The laughs have never been tough to come by for Allen, but he’s always had a problem with making a focussed and convincing serious statement. Seemingly obsessed with paying homage to Bergman by doing some pondering and painful soul-searching to discover truths about the human condi’ tion, Allen permeated such films as Love and Death, Annie Hall, Manhattan, the vastly underrated Stardust Memories and A Midsummer’s Night’s Sex Comedy with a profound existential and emotional angst. However, Allen’s greatest talent has always been as a comic, and he has been unable to resist the comic impulse to leaven the most serious of situations with incessant wisecracking and a perspective-giving sense of the

absurd. The effect has generally been that we are left remembering the plentiful chuckles, happily forgetting whatever tough questions were raised. Crimes and Misdemeanors, Allen’s latest and first truly great film since Hannah and Her Sisters, is a brilliant failure: a terrific film that falters only because its scope is so broa’d, its ambition too far-reaching in aspiring to completely fulfill the dictum that the purpose of art is to instruct and delight. It is rife with genuine hilarity and also probably the first Woody Allen to which the word “powerfhl” applies; I just don’t think it’s quite as seamless as he had probably hoped. Crimes And Misdemeanors opens with a testimonial dinner given in appreciation of opthamologist and all-around wonderful guy Martin Landau’s philanthropy. Landau is the very picture of success - success which no one begrudges him: handsome, well-heeled, and surrounded by his family, which fairly glows with filial pride, he charms his audience with the assured, natural delivery of his speech.

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“For God’s sake, Ma, 1’know we’re in the wrong review!” Quickly, though, the scene of domestic bliss is irrevocably disrupted by a nightmare of indiscretions on Landau’s part, His romantic liaison of two years, played with the compelling dis-* comfiture of an exposed nerve by Angelica Huston, suddenly turns dangerous, demanding that he leave his wife or she will expose the affair to her. Unable to appease her and fearing ths disastrous repercussions that public knowledge of the affair would have on his practice and family, he enters into a Faustian contract with his hood of a brother, who offers to have Huston expediently taken ca+e of. Landau’s conscience feels the pricks of an orthodox Jewish upbringing and his own self-image as a respectable philanthropist. Once he is reminded that even his philanthropy is tainted, financed as it has been through shady financial dealings, he is racked by guilt, certain that evil will inevitably be visited upon himself, the evil-doer+ Initially, Woody Allen’s role bears no relation to Landau’s: Allen plays a (surprise!] middleaged, struggling, insecure documentary filmmaker whose only consolation is his artistic integrity. His unsympathetic wife, a cold loanna Gleason, is not only unappreciative of his work, but wholly unsupportive and worse, adores her brother, a crassly flamboyant, and hugely successful producer/director played with consummate slime by Alan “Howareyoulet’stalklater -

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man than Alda, does not get the girl. Crimes And Misdemeanors is like Hannah And Her Sisters without the reassurance. Perhaps the conclusion does not as expertly tie the various characters, themes, and plots together as Hannah And Her Sisters the ending, which plunks Landau and Allen together as a sort of chorus to comment on the events of the film, comes off as somewhat contrived and the film’s one essential failing - but it is the questions that remain once the gum has long since hardened under the seats, It seems as though Woody Allen is coming to the same conclusion, possibly the bravest conclusion of all, that Bergman arrived at- in films like The Seventh Seal: that the big questions have no answers. But that, I suspect, won’t stop Allen from asking them.

yeah yeah! by Carissa Cameron-Matthews Imprint staff It appears something just short of an act of God has brought the critically acclaimed English Suitcase Theatre Company right here to our campus to perform the age-old classic JXICtar Faustus [the guy who sells himself to the devil for knowledge’ wealth and power - kind of like your average struggling student). This import has been making headlines at all the major theatre festivals in Western Canada. Their specialty is minimalist theatre; they’ve cut the play (but not the Latin], props, and the cast of thousands (they only have three and a director). From what I can surmise from reviews they’ve left in their wake, the English Suitcase Theatre Company may act out of their suitcase but they pack a substantial punch - enough to level heavyweight critics from the likes of the Globe

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Puns aside, this could be the cultural gem we’ve all been waiting for lately and they’re only here for a night - Theatre of the Arts, Modern Languages’ Thursday -November 23, 8:OO p.m. Tickets are at the Theatre Centre Box Office and the door - $3 students, $5 others.

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Cartoon thrills & artistic chills by Moustafs Bayoumi Imprint staff Well cartoon connoisseurs, the Princess Cinema is hosting The Second Animation Celebration until November 25, so stretch your rubber bodies over to the theatre, point your big marble eyes at the white screen, and watch the coloured lines jump into 22 animated splendors. Matt Groening brings the back pages of NOW magazine to life (no, not the personals) as his patent pen delineates his archetypal family, the Simpsons (coming soon to a TV near-you). G‘roening has three shorts in the series and all three are hilarious, albeit somewhat conventional, Those of you who have always felt a soft spot in your heart for Bambi will learn the truth that Disnev was too much of a scaredy cat to show in Scaredy Cat. The dance of the seven veils takes on meaty proportions as a big Italian salami dances around for its life in Saiome. And those of you who feel the heat in your loins only jncreasing with the chill of winter coming on will relate only too well to Knickknack.

splendor. Tin Toy is a computer animated Oscar-winning short about a toy’s existential fear of a baby; RARC is a Terry Gilliamesque extravaganza [but much brighter) looking .deep into the animated subconscious. And Bill Plympton’s 25 Ways to Quit

Umbabarauma! Smoking proves that Plympton ought to be either the surgeon general or a high paid therapist. David Byrne brings in his own contribution, as executive producer of Umbabarauma (say it, it’s fun] - an Afro-Brazilian scored, pulsating picture that deliciously unifies music with image. The quality isn’t entirely cpnsistent, however, and some of the shorts. like the Yoplait corn:

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mercials, could have been left out. Also, it would have been nice to see maybe just one Canadian entry in this compilation (chosen by popularity at the Second and Third Los Angeles International

Animation Celebrations). As it is, the USA contingent, making up at least 75 per cent of the shorts, makes this compilation a little top-heavy. All told, though, the celebra-

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Dr, Foth has just released his fourth book, (at least, I think it’s \ his fourth). Birds of Q Feather deals with the press and politicians, examining how the relationships of the two have evolved over time. Foth draws humorous portraits of many well-known people, giving insights of previous employers, friends, and enemies Instead of using his typical paragraph-long, eloquent, wordy sentences - he uses dashes -

president being assassinated over and over and over. Lamenting the advent of TV, he demonstrates that today’s politicians have to be more actor than intellectual to win votes, He believes that Trudeau and Kennedy couldn’t have made it without TV, and people such as Mackenzie King would have been defeated with it.

instead of parentheses -to lengthen his sentences into paragraphs. Part history book, part bibliography, the element of humour is minimal compared to Capitd Offenses, his last book in which he examined CanadianAmerican relationships. Fotheringham explores the concept that power is information, looking at how the media has made and killed various politicians; “Most politicians are one quote away from oblivion and (John] Croshie proved it.” He looks at the ridiculous situation in Britain, where Margaret Thatcher has tightened up the already tight restrictions on the press’s access to government information. Giving the Falklands war as an example, he says, “The best film of the fighting reached (British) TV sets twenty-three days after it had happened, after the Argentini-

ans had already surrendered which was three days longer than it took in 1854 for The Times’ correspondent in the Crimea to get into print his report on

the charge of the Light Brigade.” The power of TV was first realized when Kennedy was assassinated, with stations able to show the American public their

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St. F.X. takes, first’ N-aismith crown by Rich Nicbol Imprint staff It was one of the most exciting Naismith Classic Basketball Tournaments in recent years, Six of the eleven games in the Homecoming weekend event were wins of nine points or less, But at the tourney’s end on Sunday afternoon the highly touted St. Francis Xavier X-men went away with their first Naismith Championship in six appearances. The host Waterloo Warriors used their seemingly limitless energy to make it to the championship game, their first in three years. But the Warriors had to settle for the bridesmaid prize when they ran out of steam in the final half, succumbing to the X-Men, 76-63. “It feels great to win a championship at such a great bqsketball institution,” commented St.F.X. head coach Steve Konchalski during the award ceremonies. “Whenever I think of Canadian university -basketball, one of the first places that comes to mind is the University of Waterloo. We look forward to play: ing here every time.” Anchored by tournament M.V,P, Wade Smith, the X-Men defeated McGill and Toronto to maRe it to the final. Waterloo’s victims were Manitoba and the much weakened Acaditi Axe-L men. Smith topped all players in scoring with 77 points, including 15 treys, and also grabbed 13 rebounds

the all-star team The tournament all-star team consisted of Manitoba guard Eric Bridgeland (76 points, 8 treys), Toronto guard Nicholas Saul (67 points, 10 treys), Waterloo guards Chris Troyak (54 points, 10 rebounds, 8 assists) and Andy Zienchuk (50 points, 10 rebounds), and St.F.X, 6’8” center Richard Bella 150 points,

25 rebounds), ’ , NationalG ranked in the top five, the Toronto Varsity Blues took third place with a 76-70 win over Acadia, while the Manitoba Bisoris walked away tiith the consolation title in a scoringfest, 100-86.

the championship game A crowd of 2500 people showed up for the championship game, which was very close in the opening half. Luckily for Waterloo, Smith was not shooting well behind the three-point line and two starters were in foul trouble early. Zienchuk shot three-for-three from treyland and Waterloo big men Ron Braley and\ Pat Telford blocked every attempt a’t a St.F.X. basket. In the final seven minutes of the half, St.F.X. began a defensive strategy of their own, creating several turnovers and converting them into baskets. A controversial travel call was missed by the referees just before the buzzer, allowing Smith to sink an uncontested trey. At halftime, the X-Men had a slight lead 38-32. Waterloo came out of the dressing room with a slow start in the second stanza, a factor that had plagued the team all weekend, But this time it cost them, as St.F.X. stormed ahead 57-36, with Smith back to his usual perimeter game. The Warriors threatened to close the gap when Jason Poag marched in on a relief role for the fatigued workhorse Troyak and potted three quick baskets to pull within 12 points, But the X-Men held onto the lead, despite a tremendous effort from the stubborn Waterloo squad. “We had an energy problem in the second half,” formulated Warrior helmsman Don McCrae. “We had used a limited number of our players, the ones with the most experience, throughout the

weekend and it cost usi-Our guys

fell behind and realized that its harder to put out a hundred per cent when you’re losing. I thought we played extremely well nonetheless.” Smith paced t%he.X-Men with 26 points, shooting 5-for-7 from the trifecta and snagging six rebounds. Bella hooped 15 points and grabbed 9 rebounds for St.F.X., who shot a dismal 41 per cent, collectively, from the field. Zienchuk led the attack’ for Waterloo with 18 points, logging 36 minutes on the hardwood, while Troyak potted 14 of his own. Overall, Waterloo shot an inexcusable 26 per cent from the wood, ,

the opening round All the action began on Friday, a day in which three of the four teams that were leading at the half would lose the game. Laurier was once again bounced in the opening round, but this time it wasn’t the opposing team .that out-powered the Hawks. -Instead+ Laurier got in some serious foul trouble, with four of the five starters fouling out’, and the Hawks were left virtually powerless. The Hawks led 53-39 at halfPat Telford dunks an easy 2 fdr the Warrlois In Nalsmlth bastime and looked like they would win with a two point gap going ketball aMon Frfday night. Jason Paag (In foreground) was into the final minute. But instead the hero of the night, nailing a last a&hnd baiket to- beat of running out the clock and Manitoba, 82-W. photo by Joanne San&in hooping an insurance marker, Laurier allowed a Toronto trey rounded out among thkee playfused our defence in the first,” and two free-throw points in the ers, Ainsworth Slowly, Mark said McCrae. “We had greater final 35 seconds, Thompson, and Andrew Taylor, control over the Bisons in the seSaul netted s-for-5 from the scoring 12, II, and ten points recond half.” treyline and nine points from the spectively, charity stripe as part of his 28 The factor that hurt the Rams point contribution for the Blues, the most was their pathetic field the semi-finals games who shot an impressive 52 per goal percentage of 33. Comparacent as a team. The Hawk oftively, Acadia shot an incredible fence was anchored-by speedy 67 per cent from the wood. center Mike Allesio, who sank 23 Saturday night’s semi-final In’ the final game on Friday . points and played the entire night, Waterloo barely edged the - matchups included a battle begame. , tween St.F.X. and Toronto, a Manitoba Bisons in the barnMcGill had been the dark game that was supposed tc be burner of the weekend. With horse’ of basketbal! up to this close. The nationally ranked Zienchuk in foul trouble early, point in the pre-season and Blues looked stale throughout Waterlo fell behind 21-15 at one nearly pulled off an upset point, but rebounded to take the the entire game, trailing 37-50 at against the towering X-Men. The the half, and losing 82-67 in the lead 31-27 after the first 14 minRedmen took control of the game utes. Then, the Warriors became end. early and led 40-33 at the break, Smith dished out three treys in very sloppy on offence, allowing thanks to the surprising firea span of three minutes that several outside turnovers. ‘Despower of Bruce McElroy. But the pite two timeouts by Mc:Crae‘b m&de the gap seem insurmountaAxemen bounced back in the seble for the Blues in the final segcorrect the problems, UW trailed cond frame, with marksman ment, In total, Smigh rampaged 47-41 at the half. Smith leading the way, toclinch In the secohd half, Waterioo for 23 points, wh&3 teammate their opening round game,‘76436,. _-&awed a more patterned &iBella canned another 13 points. fence, with a combination of tic”-‘ Saul led all Toronto shooters, in a very entertaining contest. Virtually all of the scoring for curate perimeter shots and hooping 19 points and grabbing inside points. But the defence St.F.X. was by Smith (27 points] five rebaunds. was still being burned by a lot of Waterloo shocked the rebuildand Bella [Z2 points). McElroy Manitoba lay-ups on the weak ing Acadia Axemen in the other topped the Redmen stats sheet side through the baseline; As a semi-final tilt, 67-61. The Warwith 19 points shooting perfect result, Waterloo came back to tie riors stormed out of the dressing percentages’ from the field and ’ the game SP-80 in the final minroom to take the early lead 20-g the line. ute on an impressive jumper by in the first ten minutes. Waterloo Acadia easily disposed~ of RyTroyak. With only six seconds tower Ron Braley stuffed twoerson 94-61, rele.gating the Rams left, Troyak tried for two more basket attempts right back down to the- consolation draw. The Axemen

Don McCrae, in his 20th year at the helm of the Waterlo basketball team;“helps out Warrior guard Mike Duart<(above) photo by Joanne Sandrin on the sideline.

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lead at halftime, 52-26, and never looked back. Axemen sniper Danny Steele dealt most of the damage+ shooting y-for-8 from the field, 3ifor-3 frdm the line., and l-for-2 from treyland for a total of 20 points. Forwar’ds Ted Byrne and Kevin Venoit followed close behind with 16 points apiece. Ryerson’s, virtually quiet floor attack was

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and landed in the hands of Jason Poag just inside the three-point line off to the side of the basket, Now with only two seconds left ,to tick, Poag just threw the ball at the basket and swish. The ball rippled the twine just before the buzzer, solidifying a victory for Waterloo, 82-80. “The free unregimented loose play of the Manitoba guards con-

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ers. But then Waterloo got into rebounding problems and Acadia took advantage of the extra possessions, narrowing the gap to 33-29 at the half. The Warriors were off to a slow start once again after the break, as the Axemen sank four quick baskets to take the lead.

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Waterloo,finishes Continued from page 27 But the Waterloo veterans kept their composure and woke up in the final ten minutes to regain the lead for good. All of the Warrior defenders were blocking anthing that Acadia offered to the i: asket. In -the dying seconds, Troyak grabbed a key turnover and was fouled on the play. So he sank the two free-bees and rookie Chris Moore potted another to cement the win 67-61. This was undoubtedly Troyak’s best game in the tournament as he logged 36 minutes of floor time, collecting 19 points, four assists, and three rebounds. Zienchuk added to his fine total with 17 points and six rebounds. The 6’7” Byrne continued his lane domination, canning 22 points and ripping down II rebounds for the Ax’emen. “We came out slow in the second half but managed to get their shooters under control with better coverage in the final 15 minutes,” commented McCrae.

slight edge on the Axemen 39-36' at the break, Despite tenacious attempts by the Acadia front final score to 100-86. court at a basket, the Axemen Eric Bridgeland spearheaded could not capitalize on key situaManitoba’s attack with 28 tions. Consequently, Toronto points, highlighted by a 92 per dominated most of the second cent free throw average on 12 athalf to win, 78-70. tempts. Marksman guard Mark There were a total of approxi; mately 9000 fans at the three Kalinowsky went d-for-six from three-point range as part of his Waterloo games to. give strong 22 point contribution to the Bi- support to their team. 1 sons totals. McGill guard David “I want to thank the great Steiner was recognized wijh the crowds w,e had for our games at highest one game point total of this tournament,” said McCrae. 33 in a losing cause against Ma“The fans really boost the playnitoba, ers, giving them the inspiraFinally, Toronto and Acadia tional energy to improve their battled it out in the third place overall performance. Thanks esgame, a bout in which the lead pecially to the Alumni who came changed hands abbut half 8 from all over to watch us. It dozen times. Torotito had a +means a I-at to,us,” / outscored the. Redmen in the shooting fest 60-47 to bring the

Consolation and third -place games In the consolation semi-fin& McGill pummelled Laurier 9% 79 and Manitoba defeated Ryerson 94-85. Redmen forward Paul

Brausseau scored 30 points for McGill in that game. McGill and Manitoba met in the consolation final 60 Sunday morning. Manitoba only had a one point lead,

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coach Leslie Dal Cin. And pay off it did. Waterloo practically dominated the paint The Waterloo Athena basketat both ends of the court. Waterloo out-rebounded the Rams by a ball team rebounded from a phenomenal gap of 55-32 and fairly mediocre performance at striped Ryerson of the ball 32 the Carleton Invitational two times. However, Ryerson comweeks ago with a 72-43 lambastmitted only seven turnovers, ing of the Ryerson Rams here at compared to the. 21 possessions the PAC on Wednesday, Nothat Waterloo gave up. vember 8. The win extended the “Turnovers have been a probAthenas exhibition record to lem for us all through our exhibijust below .XIO, at 3-4. tion schedule,” said Dal Cin. “I Waterloo rounded out the week with a X-46 win over the know that pa.rt of the problem is Athena Alumni team, as part of ~ unprotected ball handling and a bit on passing technique.” the Homecoming festivities, Earlier in the pre-season when Individually, veteran ‘forward Michelle McCrory paced the WaterIoo was ‘less organized and Athena attack with 23 points, still piecing together the defence, the Rams edged the Athenas by shooting S-for-16 from the field, s-for-7 from the free throw line, one point. “We’ve some time down eight re* . __ . had . . I to work * .and ripping bounds. Second-year sniper on attacking a zone defence and it paid off for us against Rye;Leah Ann Erickson netted 16 points and was tenacious in the son,” commented Athena head

paint, collecting a remarkable 15 rebounds. Other high scorers for UW were sophomore guard Brenda Kraemer and team tower Jane Willett, who scored ten and eight points respectively. Also, rookies Sara Bradley, Christine Burow, Aileen McFarlane, and Kathy Wordham showed their quickness by combining for 12 steal4 in the game. The Rams- showed that they have a very shallow bench as only eight players saw floor time. Team workhorse Sue Davidson led the sputtering offence with 39 points, almost half of the team’s entire total. For the first five minutes of the game, the two teams stayed close together, exchanging baskets a few times by driving through sloppy defensive units. Then Waterloo pulled ahead, 16-6, on some fast breaks by McCrory and Kraemer, and a fine shot by Susan Gowdy at the top of the key. Ryerson guard Davidson answered back with the only trey of the game to narrow the gap, but then the Athenas stormed ahead and never looked back. McCrory and Erickson began a scoring spree in the final ten minutes of the half, bringing the halftime damage to 39-25 Waterloo. It was basically the same story in the second stanza. Erickson displayed her limitless potential with an outstanding inside game in the next ten minutes. Any bricks that were tossed from the perimeter, she would rebound and.sink in the basket. In the final eight minutes pf the game, Willett, who normally scores most of her points from under the glass, sank baskets from all over the field. The Alumni game matched up the Athena team at present against some of the former greats of the past. Waterloo’s Alumni included former guard Hazel Rawls who played her last

Form&r star Athena Clndy Poag (In black) attempts to dribble around Waterloo’s newest basketball sensatlon Kathy Wordham in Alumni court action. photo by Rich Nichol year at UW in 1962 and still has the wheels to storm up the court on a fast break, The team also sported several five-time OWIAA all-stars. The 1989-90 version of the Athenas didn’t know what style of game to expect at first against the former stars. Consequently, the wide open and aggressive play of the Alumni allowed them to take an early lead over the timid Athenas, 16-7, in the first five minutes. A quick timeout by Dal Cin resolved the problems and the Athenas narrowed the gap to 2219 at the half. Fatigue began to affect the Alumni as Waterloo fought back to outscore their opponents 3% 24 in the second frame. “It was great to play against my old teammates,” commented first time Alumni Kelly Mackey who played for Waterloo last year, “There was no pressure leading up to the game, no particular warm-up drills, and no preset game plan.” Patty Edwards led the scoring

attack for the Alumni with 13 points, 12 of which were from the field. Cindy Poag and Kim Rau followed close behind with ten and nine points respectively. Mackey collected seven points in a defensive role alohg with several key steals. Waterloo’s offence was a& chored by rookie sensation Kathy Wordham who nailed 12 points before fouling out. [What a ruffian!) McCrory had another notable game, canning ten points for UW, and Willett shot eight points on the day. The next action for the Athenas will be tonight (Friday) when they host the York Raiders at 8:OOp.m. here in the PAC. On Sunday, November 19, St. Francis Xavier comes to town to play UW at 12:30 p.m. also at the PAC. The Athenas play their f&t home game on Wednesday, November 22 here in our gym at 8:00 p.m. So come cheer on the new and improved Athenas as they fight for their first playoff spot in three years.

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Puck Warriors split weekend games by Andrew Kinross Imprint staff

He mimicked the francophone “frog” stereotype by bouncing up and down on the way to the Warrior bench while staring over at the Patriot players.

You can bet that the Warriors are wishing hockey games only 59 minutes instead of 60. the case, they would defeated in regular

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arriors visl ebec. In addition, Tony Crisp was slapped with a two-game suspension for spearing. Waterloo lost the game, 12-4, after which head coach Don McKee

feeding Williams the puck out in front who shot it past the UQTR goalie. A jubilant Williams, a firSt-year student, celebrated his first OUAA regular season goal.

UQTR 4 Waterloo 3

Waterloo 4 Ottawa 1 claimed that flagrantly poor officiating determined the team’s fate. This time around, Crisp kept ’ his stick on the ice but did nbt back down from his usual antics,

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match. The Ottawa side was big on the play, Crisp set up Goodand strong> but their hockey man in front of the net who put in sticks were silenced by goalie his fifth goal of the season. Mike Bishop. Trois Rivieres played the role In addition to good goaltendof heartbreakers by capitalizing ing, the defence shined, with on two goal mouth scrambles, Brad Geard and Ken Buitenhuis scoring with 440 to go and then both contributing goals. Geard with just 48 seconds left on the had an especially strong game, clock. several times stalling Ottawa Waterloo had two good opporrushes and setting up the Watertunities late in the game. John Dietrich hit the side of the net on I loo forwards. The puck came to Geard after an end to end rush, and Crisp poke-checked the puck from a Tony Crisp rattled it off the goal had Patriot defenceman inside the post. The Ottawagoaltender come out to cut down the angle blue line but could not get a shot away. The Patriotes took a on Crisp and could not retreat in minor penalty with 40 seconds to time to avoid Geard backhanding it in to the open net. John play and the Warriors pulled Goodman also scored in the first goalie Mike Bishop but they period and the Warriors went up could not find the equalizer. 2-o. On Saturday night, the WarOttawa’s Jeff Stanton scored riors got past‘ the-Ottawa Gee his side’s only goal on a slap shot Gees 4-1 in a largely uneventful

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at 12:46 of the second period while they had a four-on-three power play. However, Buitenhuis quickly got Waterloo’s two goal cushion back just 72 seconds later when he broke the defence and found the range on a wrist shot. Waterloo solidified the victory by scoring on the empty net. Tonight (Friday], the Warriors play in Toronto against the Ryerson Rams, the cellar-dwellers in the east. On Sunday afternoon [November 19) at 2:30, they host the 3-3-O Toronto Varsity Blues at the Columbia Icefield. Waterloo hosts the unbeaten and East Division leading York Yeomen on Sunday, December 3 at 2:30 p.m. in their last game of the decade.

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Warrior by Brian LeClair I’ll always remember the year I became a full-fledged Waterloo. Warrior football fan. Considering the trouble the team has had winning one game, there were probably few people willing to admit such a thing. And it would’be nearly impossible to find someone claiming Warrior football devotion without ever having set foot inside a Waterloo lecture hall. You see, my contact with Waterloo football was from afar, as sports editor of The Lance, the University of Windsor student newspaper. Whenever I thought *of the Warrior football team, my head would swell with feelings of arrogant superiority, even though I was romantically involved with one of the Warrior band members. But my entire perception of them changed in the final football game last year against Windsor. I watched with horror as the Warriors threatened to destroy any measure of my dignity by winning the game, only to fall short due to some cruelly thrown pass interference calIs allowing my Lancers to score the game-winning touchdown.

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football fan reflects capitalize on numerous (almost too numerous) York miscues. The game certainly wasn’t pretty, but it was a masterpiece to the Warriors, as they revelled in their 32-g drubbing in the beautiful October sun. Amidst all of the excitement was the Warriors band, actually not sure what basic procedure was nec+ary after a Warrior football win. . * The unlucky opponent to face these hyperactive Warriors next was the McMaster Marauders, who were already having a fairly awful season. It

They pooh-poohed their winless record in all their games against Laurier, and roared back to score the only touchdown necessary to win the game. Of course, they had to control the ball for the entire second half and use a fake field goal to do it, but that’s commonplace for a winning team. The only thing that stood in Waterloo’s way of the road to the playoffs was Windsor. The Lancers might as well have stayed home. There was no way the Warriors could lose this game. The Cinderella story just wouldn’t allow an-

Five in a row was going to be tough. The Warriors band told me that going to J.W# Little Stadium to face the Mustangs would be an experience in and of itself. They didn’t go nearly far enough. Never have I seen such a disgusting display of childish arrogance at the university level. Yet the Warriors kept fighting, moving the ball with authority and holding the vaunted Mustang defence at bay, within striking distance of the snotty home squad just two minutes before halftime. Then the bomb hit. First a single Mustang receiver slipped behind the coverage, and the quarterback found him for a touchdown, Then there was a blocked punt for another touchdown. Then yet another major on a long pass. In those two minutes, at 35-7, all reasonable hopes for a Warrior victory were snuffed out. The second half was an exercise ip drudgery. The action got the Warriors no closer, and as time ticked away, those arrogant fools began to mock the Waterloo fans. Their sole rationalization for their taunting and obndxious behaviour was the fact that they were winning. But we would have the last laugh. About two minutes before the end of the game, Waterloo fans began a groundswell of applause .for the team that has represented them so well. It continued so loud and so long that we

Little did we know that the Warriors % were on a collision course with sonic strange, cosmic date with destiny, At the end of the game, the I had decided that I was going to go Warrior squad came over to along with my girlfriend and the band to salute and thank the every game, just to see that glorious victory that everyone knew was inevitaWaterloo fans for their ble, But our eager anticipation was support squashed early in that first game against the evil Western Mustangs. The Warriors seemed stifled by their could not hear the Mustang preppies bid own desire to win, and virtually gave ’ their team, and us, farewell. .yestern 16 points in the first five minAt the end of the game, the Warrior ‘tites or so to make, the game a Western squad came over to our side and walk. - With their team 41 points behind Western and only two minutes to 90, the thanked us for our support, which only But the Warriors would give the fans increasedthe cheering. As we continued Waterloo fans were still on their feet. photo by Neil Barnett something to stick in their hearts in the to yell, the transparent oafs left the stasecond half, as the sky darkened and got even worse in the quagmire that was ything else except a Warrior win over dium stunned. rain began to fall. While the showers served up to them on game day, Windsor and a Laurier loss to Toronto, They couldn’t understand why we drove away those cocky, fair-weather Even Waterloo, who had. built up a the report of the latter which arrived, were cheering. We had LOST. But as we fans from Prepville, the faithful Waterreputation as a slosher, was having coincidentally, just when the Warriors remained in their stadium, we knew loo fans bared the cold and rain to controuble, but instead of gagging in diffihad put a lock on the game. that we had won, We showed what is tinue their support, The Warriors Obviously the Lancers weren’t quite cult situations as a less hungry team was to have class, even in defeat. forged ahead on offence, driving for a might have, the Warriors came through. clued in to the drama of it all, since they In many ways, it was a very goofy touchdown that resulted in an ovation complaiaed to the league that the offiSuddenly the words playoffs and season for the Warriors football team. that made you think we had won the cials, arguably, unfairly determined the Warriors appeared in the same sentBut in many more, it was an excellent Vanier Cup. Unfortunately, the sky I* ence, and with words like not and can’t outcome by missing some pass interferone, a three-month dream. It will alcleared and the game ended. ence calls. Some people just don’t get it. nowhere in sight. Still, Laurier reways be a season I will remember. and The next game against Toronto was So now, in a stunning turn of events, mained on the horizon, and facing them enjoy, cherishing and savouring it as a an exercise in futility. It was played in the Warriors went from pathetic to was usually no different than facing young boy would look at his prized near-perfect conditions under the lights playoffs, as screams of Vanier Cup those arrogant and hated Mustangs baseball collection. But for the Waterloo at Varsity Stadium, in retrospect, obwafted through Seagram Stadium. But Warrior fans and players, it was only Srom London. viously a bad omen. Although the Warwait, the hated Mustangs were waiting. what they deserved. . The Warriors didn’t seem to give a riors were given a good chance to win : damin who they played at this point. 1 the game driving for a firstquarter touchdown, the horde of Warrior fans were left wondering what happened to the offence after this early spurt. Another chance for victory down the tubes. Then came the Guelph game, Studentscan enjoy a unique played in Hurricane Hugo-like opportunity to earn university conditions, which was the only credits toward a Canadian way to stop the razzle-dazzle PHOTOGRAPHE’ft@S Gryphon offence led by quarterback Mike Shoemaker. Somehow, the Warriors were doing it, and it looked like the impossible dream was about to come true. In the fourth quarter, though, Shoemaker woke up out of his doldrums, and Guelph pulled the inbothEnglish rug out from under the Warriors languapes. and French. An intensive spring sessionin May-June eahues coursesin for putting such a scare into French as a second language.Hiwry and International Business. them. 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Promising season finale

UW waterpolo sixth in OlJAA by Jeff Slater Imprint staff

Losses to Ottawa and Western were uninspired affairs in which the Warriors seemed to succumb to the inevitable, although they hung on until the end of the first half against the Mustangs. Waterloo lost 17-7 to Western, with Molnar scoring a hat trick to keep things interesting for a while. The 17-Z blow-out loss to Ottawa provided a valuable learning experience for the players who will form the nucleus of the Warrior team for the next few years. Rookie Baldwin and thirdyear player Andrew Blake scored-for the Warriors in the loss. Games against Queen’s and RMC would decide Waterloo’s final standing. The Warriors had played each team once this seaSon, with each game being decided by only one goal. They need victories to clinch a fifthplace finish. UW fell behind early against RMC but fought back, powered by Gord Head’s and Jeff Slater’s

The waterpolo season came to a quick, harsh end for the Warriors this past weekend. A game last Wednesday was followed by two on Saturday and two on Sunday. UW finished the season at 5-10-1, good for sixth in the nine team OUAA league. Waterloo’s 1-3-1 record in their final five-game stretch was highlighted with close battles

close battles against Queen’s and RMC against Queen’s and RMC, and both came down to the last minute. UW’s lone victory came against Carleton, a 4-O blanking with Michel Denault scoring twice and Norb Molnar and Greg Baldwin providing the other goals. Keith McLeod recorded his first career shut-out in net for the Warriors.

during the game, fourteen to the Warriors, showing the rough play which has characterized Waterloo-Queen’s matches of the past few years. This see-saw fight came down to the last minute as well. Both teams tightened up their defences, making scoring opportunities rare. Down by a point with only 40 seconds to play, Waterloo gained a man-advantage but were denied the tie. Queen’s scored a meaningless last-second goal to make the final 11-g. The Warriors were led by Jeff Slater with three goals, while Molnar and Baldwin had two each and Dave Norton and Denault scored once each to round out this exciting finale,

Follow the blurry ball: Player-coach Jeff Slater whips a pass to teammate in weekend pool action. two goals apiece. The game was tied at six when RMC earned a man-advantage and with only thirty seconds to play, the defence was able to preserve the tie. McLeod’s stand-out goal-

tending allowed the Warriors to climb back into this game in the second half. Queen’s was the final battle, and a battle it was. Twentythree kick outs were assessed

The Warriors return all but four of this year’s fifteen-man roster to make a formidable lineup for next season. Coach Jeff Slater, along with assistants Shane Rollans and Tom Meyer, all feel that the Warriors are on the rise as long as their intensity and enthusiasm can carry on.

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The winning team from the 1989 Shell Canada Fuelathon has been invited to enter the Shell Japan Fuelathon in November. The University of Waterloo team travels to the Suzuka International Racing Circuit in Suzuka City, Japan for the competition, November 20-23. The 14th Annual Shell Canada Fuelathon will take place May 22-24, 1990 at Shell’s Oakville test track. The deadline for university and college entries is March 15, 1990. Drawings and technical reports on the entries are due April 15. Both these are necessary to enter the competition. The rules and regulations booklet will be available soon+ All past entrants are reminded to return their Fuel Bomb Holders from the 1989 competition or they will not be allowed to enter the 1990 Fuelathon. A new Fuelathon video, providingagoodilltroductia~ttot~~

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McGinnis athletes of the weeks MICHELLE McCRORY - Athena Basketball

JOHN

- Hockey

John Goodman has been selected the University of Waterloo and McGinnis’s Male Athlete of the Week. John is presently a fifth year sociology student from Kitchener, Ontario. John, co-captain of the hockey team, had an outstanding weekend by scoring a total of three goals and two assists in the two games the Warriors played. The Warriors split the weekend performance with a 4-1 win over Ottawa, and a 4-3 loss to Quebec Trois-Riviere. . John is the leading goal scorer on the teati with II points - six goals and five assists in five games.

Michelle McCrory has been selected the biversity of Waterloo and blcGinnis’s Female Athlete of the Week. Michelle is presently a fifth year kinesiology student from Kitchener, Ontario. Michelle scored 23 of the 72 points Waterloo collected, last Wednesday November 8, to defeat Ryerson 72-34. She also contributed to the team’s win by collecting eight rebounds and four assists. Michelle is co-captain of her team and a good example for the rookies.

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MENTION: Jeff won all his matches this past weekend at the West Sectional at Wilfrid Laurier.

JEFF WHITE - Warrior Badminton

NBA and NCAA.basket,bal-I trivia by Peter Brown and Rich Nichol Imprint staff

6. Who led the NBA in scoring for three years from 1978-1980? Which team did he play for?

13. What player scored a decade-high 60 points in a game against the New Jersey Nets in 1984?

For all of you hoopsters out there, we resume our trivia series this week with a quiz on basketbaIl.

7. Who scored an NBA record 50.4 points per game for a total of 4029 points in one season, and which season was this?

14. What two teams combined for the highest scoring NBA game ever, with a final score of 186-184, on December 13, 1983?

8. Who is the only NCAA player in the past 15 years to receive the Division I Championship MVP award while playing for the losing team?

15. What player led the NBA in points (21J18) in the 1980’s? . 16. What NBA team led the league in attendance last season with over 23,000 people per game?

QUESTIONS: 1. What player was named the NBA’s most valuable player five times in an eight-year span from 1958~1965?

9, What do James Worthy, Michael Jordan, and Brad Daugherty have in common?

2. Which NBA team won their division in the years 1981-1986 inclusive, but did not make an appearance in the NBA finals?

IO. When was the NBA three-point implemented?

3. Who was named the NBA Rookie of the Year in 1980, and who was the other main contender for the award? 4. What was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s first entered the NBA? 5. What was Wilt Chamberlain’s first entered the NBA?

Trivia answers 1. Bill Russell, Boston 2. Milwaukee Bucks 3. Larry Bird edged out Magic Jol’inson 4. Lew Alcinor 5. Wilt Chamberlain 6. George Gervin, San Antonio 7. Wilt Chamberlain, 1961-62 8. Akeem Olajuwon, Houston 9. All three played for North Carolina 10. 1979-80 11. North Carolina, Dean Smith 12. Four 13. Bernard King 14. Detroit Pistons and Denver Nuggets 15. Alex English 16. Charlotte Hornets 17. Milwaukee Bucks, Jack Sikma 18. Minnesota Timberwolves and Orlando Magic 19. Indiana Pacers 20. Four feet, seven inches

17. What team led the NBA in free-throw percentage last season, and who was the top foul shooter in their starting lineup?

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II. What NCAA team has won more games (281) than any other since the 1979-80 season, and who was their coach for this decade?

18. Name the two NBA expansion teams for this year (‘89-90).

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19. What NBA team features the strangest named player in the person of Detlef Schrempf? 12. What is the difference in feet between the tops of the NBA three point line and its NCAA counterpart?

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20. What is the height of Hall of Fame Celtic centre John “Eiddlehead” Hymers?

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The WWc8 furnished room l/2 km to U. of W. Laundry, parking, dishwasher, microwave, TV, stereo, VCR, cable, central air in summer $300/month available Jan l/90 or May 1st 1990 ca II 746-3769, ask for Laura or leave message - on bus route/next to plaza. Housing avaliable for January to April. Four students needed to sublet fully furnished apartment. Only fifteen minute walk from University. Rent only $250/month. Building has laundry facilities, great neighbours and a cool superintendent. For more information calf 746-2816. Large bright renovated clean furnished room, available Jan 1. Share kitchen and bath. Microwave, no smoking $265. 749-0573.

Interested in a free trip to Tampa including transpyrtation, airfare, accomodations & $300 spending cash for you ,&the person of your choice? If so, come on out to Fed Halt Friday, November 24 for a “Cool by the Poet” sbitcase pub sponsored by H.K.L.S. & Maifin Travel and this great prize may be yours. Dear Dave: Sorry big guy but the Chicken Woman has a little guy. Jazz Cabaret -Tuesday November 21 at the Turret, WLU 900 pm. doors open at 800 pm. Admission $50°, bar witI be open.

ACCKWA, AIDS Committee of Cambridge, KitchenerIWaterloo and Area is a volunteer organization dedicated to providing education and support for individuals and the community about the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV). We provide an information, referral and counselling hotline: 7418300, Monday to Friday, 1O:OO am. 5:OQ pm., 7:OO pm. - 11 :OO pm. If you would like more information - call us, or drop in to our House, at 886 Queens Blvd., Kitchener. Get the facts about AIDS! Candidates who have completed a B.A. with an interest in either psychology, education, mental health or visual arts are eligible to enrol in a comprehensive two year training program in art therapy. For further information about training and student workshops, please contact the: T,oronto Art Therapy Institute 216 St. Clair Avenue West, Toronto, Ontario M4V 1 R2 (416) 924-6221. Teiecare: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We’re an anonymous, confidential telephone distress line. Lonelv? Worried? Troubled? Call us 658-6805 (local call). Day or Night! Gay male seeks to meet other gay or bi males for social outings, or just to talk. Interests include skiing, sailing, massage and music of all types. Not into club scene. Serious replies only olease. Doucr 658-3387.

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“Environmental illness: A Myth or Reality” Dr. Phillip Bright, M.D. explored the evidence supporting the existence of environmental illness, popularly known as 20th Century disease. The suggested causes, symptoms, and cfinicat findings, as well as methods of investigation and treatm’ents, are discussed. All welcome. Kitchener Public Library, 7:30 pm. Please register by calling 743-0271. Le Cercie Francais presente: John Van Burek - directeur artistique du theatre francais a Toronto. Le 20 Novembre 19h30 - Hagely Hall - Salle 378 - entree fibre - cafe, desserts et discussion vont suivre. ideas and issues: Dr. Michael Higgins, St. Jeromes gives a free talk at 12:OO noon today at the Kitchener Public Library on “The Changing Face of Canadian CathoIicXm”.

Room for rent - available immediathey. $217w/month. 21 Ezra Avenue, 2 min to WLW, 10 min to U. of W. Calf 884-6093, Summer ‘90: 2 bedrooms available in house located at King and Columbia. 8 minutes by bike, 15 minute walk. Balcony, furnished, all appliances. Rent $200 including utilities or best offer. Call Tom or Al at 888-0251. Furnished house. Jan-April. 2 housemates needed to share 4 bedroom house. 5 appliances, finished ret room, bar, parking, tots o’ room. Rent negotiable. Call 743-7678.

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The Science Society plans to hold elections for VP. Co-op for Winter ‘90 term, and Pres, VP., and Treasurer for Spring term today. Details at Sci-Sot (ESC 102A), extension 2325,CUSO presents Bill Berkly discussing *his work in agriculture in Sierra Leone. 700 pm. at Kitchener Public Librarv, 85 Queen St. N.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23 John Theberge, wildlife exotogist, and Mary Theberg, illustrator and freelance natural artist, review their book: “Legacy: the Natural History of Ontario”. Autographed books for purchase through Words Worth Books. Kitchener Public Library, 12:15 pm. today. “Doctor Faustus”, Christopher Marlow’s famous play about a brilliant man who made a pact with the devil to sell his soul in exchange for knowledge, wealth and power for 24 years, is brought to UW’s Theatre of The Arts tonight by ‘The English Suitcase Theatre Company” in this one night only show. Show starts at 8:OO pm., tickets are $50°/$300 are now on sale at the Theatre Centre Box Office and the Drama Department (888-4556), also available at the door. Break through the invisible ceiling! Attend Career Services Workshop. .. “Women: Recognizing & Overcoming Barriers to success in the workplace”. Topics include: dispelling myths, researching employers, networking strategies and sharing ideas. (Interested men welcome too!)

WEDNESDAY, HOVEMBER 22 Cioset Poets - Roo Borson, one of Canada’s best poets, witI conduct a writer’s workshop at St. Paul’s college staff lounge at 7:OO pm. 8ring your work and a friend. Refreshments served. Amnesty international holds its weekly meeting at 7:30 pm. in CC room 135. New members can come out at 7:OO pm. to ask questions and find out more about Amnesty’s work around the world. J.F.K. Murder t. The coup of 63. An annual update on the evidence in the assasination of J.F.K. Engineering 1 room 3518. Phone Brian 886-4346 for questions. Poetry Lovers -come see Roo Borson, one of Canada’s best poets, read her poetry. Open reading at 3:OO pm. at St. Paul’s college Chapel, come one, come all.

Jazz Choir - The University of Waterloo Jazz Choir meets today and every Monday in Siegfried Hatl at 10:00 pm. Alt are welcome. For more information about this exciting new organization call David Fisher at 884-6565. The House of Debates meets every Monday at 5:OO pm. in PHY 313. Come out and debate! New members always welcome.

Onhe submissions for cover art and poetry/short prose now being acCeoted for 1989-90 issue in CC 235. Lookingfor a good time before finals start? WeII come on out to Fed Hall Friday, November 24 and you and a friend could be on your way to Tampa courtesy of H.K.L.S. & Marlin Travel. Onlv 52 for Feds & $3 for others. revolt salutes the chefs-de-revofution, Brian, Danny and Ed, Gods of Stunt of the decade, and objects of our awe and admiration. SO Deb, you want a nickname... how Easv?

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Pro-Choice over no choice! “Citizens for Choice”is committed to the right of every woman to make rational decisions about her own body and for every child to be a wanted child. For more information write to: Citizens for Choice. P.O. Box 372, Station C, Kitchener N2G 3Y9. Theo&m: WB miss you. When will you write again? Not even Jay can reDiace vou. LUST Watch lost: Gold & black Timex watch lost somewhere between the Math building and parking lot W. If found please call Difk 725107 15.

Watch with tan leather strap somewhere around security building on Nov 6. Call 725-0472.

Feminist Discussion Group. Meets every Wednesday from 700 to 900 pm at Global Community Centre. Topic‘ and group vary weekly so that all women are welcome anytime, For more information call extension 3457 or phone 578-3456. Laymen’s Evangelical Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. Alt are welcome. Call 884-5712 for more informat ion. ptay Go! Beginners are invited to Go classes, B.C. Matthews Hall, rooni 1040, Free admission, regular playing time 7:30 pm. Call 888-4424. Science Fiction, fantasy, role playing games, touinaments, video nightsand discussions about life, the universe and everything: “Watsfic” meets every Wednesday at 6:30 pm. in the clubs room (CC 138). For information calf 725-0395 or e-mail watsfic at watcsc.

Laymen’s EvsngetitcalFellows hip evening service. 163 University Ave. W., Apt 321 (MSA) at 7:00 pm. All are welcome, Call 884-5712 for more information. ONGOING

K-W Access-Ability needs volunteers for their bi-weekly regularly scheduled programmes for the physically challenged, also for bi-monthly fundraising bingos. For more information please call Chris at 885-6640 between 900 am. and 500 pm. CanSurmount is a new volunteer program training visitors to cancer patients and their family in support and encouragement. If you have had cancer, or have shared the experience with family or friend, and want to help others with cancer, call 886-8888.

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Womyn’s Group - meets in CC 135 (usually) at 8:30 pm. Come out and enjoy

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El Salvador Information Office, where you can get information about the current social, political and economic situtation in our country. You can visit us at Forest Hifl United Church, 121 Westmount Road East, Kitchener N2M 4Y6, Monday, Wednesday and Friday 700 pm. to 9:OOpm. and Saturday 5:00 pm. to 900 pm. Or ca II us at 743-5481.

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ings, dances, road trips and casual discussions. For weekly events call 884~GLOW or listen to 94.5 FM, Thursdays from 6-8 pm. FASS writer’s meetings every Thursday and Sunday at 800 i‘n MC 5045. Help us write our annual musicalcomedy extravaganza, and join in the fun. Everyone is welcome. The Career Resource Centre witI have extended hours on Thursdays; 8:30 am. to 700 pm. Come in and research an employer or a career!

Canadian/Soviet Arctic Expedition! Youth Challenge international and the Adventure Club of the Soviet Union have established a historic joint venture and are currently recruiting expedition members fy. this exciting project. Beginning May 25, 1989, an expedition party of ten Canadian students and ten Soviet students, aged 19-25, wiil travel to the Northern Ural Mountains, hiking across the Ural range from Europe to Asia. They will descend in rafts into Western Siberia. In mid-Jury, the crew wiIf be flown back to Canada, where they will be trained for the Canadian high arctic, of Arctic Bay on Baffin Island. To receive an application and information package please send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to: Arctic Quest 11

Peace Society Meeting. Come out and meet others working for peace, 4:30 pm. in Campus Centre room 1 lOevery Tuesday.

EVERY SUNDAY

GLLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) operates a coffee house every Wednesday in room 110 of the Campus Centre at the University of Water100 from 9100 to 1l:OO pm. All are welcome. Call 884-GLOW for more . infortiatiorl.

EVERY Everyone welcome! Caribbean Students Association (CSA) meetings every Tuesday at 5:30 pm. in the CC. room 135,

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K-W Chamber Music Society pres“Fair November”, the University of ents Lucie Robert, violin, and Jeffrey Guelph’s 15th annual exhibition & Cohen, piano; At 800 pm. in the sale of the best in Canadian craffs. KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young St. tO:OOam to 9:OOpm. today, 1O:OOam. W.,Waterloo. $1200 students. Tickets to @Opy. Sa&r@yand”j 1 OQm, to 500 pm. Sunday. Adm’issimis free. -.i at UW Box Off ice and the door. Reser. For further information, please tele- .’ vations call 886-l 673. ohone 824-4120. extension 3903. Tabk Tennis tournament sponsored by ll Club, today, 100 pm. at Blue Homer Watson House & Gallery, Activity North, PAC, Gign up at the 1754 Old Mill Road, Kichener, presClub. For details contact Frank 885ents ‘Wadie El Mahdy: Retrospective” arid “Gifts of Christmas Past 5817. antique dolts, toys and games”. V\ladie El Mahdy was born in Egypt and received two Fine Art degrees there. His work includes abstract textural work MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20 and ceramics and sculpture. For more information, please calf 748-4377.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18

Friday, November

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Do you think you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can heip. Weekly meetings open to the public held in the Health & Safety Building - Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on Fridays, at 12:30 pm. or call 742-6183.

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Co-op Student Essay Contest! As a co-op student: Are you different? Do you have the leading edge? What are your problems? Length of essay approximately 1000 words, deadline for submission: January 31, 1990. Return essays to your co-op department.

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