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“The city is not proud .of US” by Mike Soro Xmprint staff

The excitement was almost unbearable as representatives from Ontario’s universities, university communities and the provincial government gathered to discuss student housing issues. Wilfrid Laurier University played host (because it can’t play football) to the meeting of the minds for the 1989 Town and Gown Symposium on Saturday, November 18. The symposium, named “A Step Towards Neighbourhood Unity,” was organized by the City of Waterloo, the office of Waterloo North MPP Herb Epp, WLU Students’ Union and UW’s Federation of Students, to promote awareness, discustiion and resolutions regarding university student housing within residential neighbourhoods. Participants included mayors, councillors, residents, landlords and mufiicipal staff of many of Ontario’s university towns, representatives from university

administrations and university student associations, members of the building industry and policy planners from the Ontario ministries’ of Housing and Municipal Affairs. Noticeably absent was the Ministry of Colleges and Universities, who declined to attend. Symposium Chairperson Brian Trushinski said that though they did not .find the “golden egg” on student housing issues, many “action-oriented resolutions” were produced. A member of Waterloo’s planning department, Trushinski said the city learned that stronger by-law enforcement and mediation are “very proactive solutions.‘* The need for more community awareness of bylaws and problems landlords have when licensing boarding houses, were also identified by Trushinski as issues which surfaced during discussion workshops. Fran Wdowczyk, Federation of Students vice-president [university affairs) and a member of the Symposium Committee, called

the endeavor productive and worthwhile. Wdowczyk says she was introduced to a number of initiatives being undertaken by other university administrations and student associations+ which she would,like to see implemented at uw. Among these are the production of a two-page information pamphlet circulated by McMaster’s administration to Hamilton residents near the university, as well as the sale of the university’s paraphernalia through an outlet in the community, which is done in Kipgston and other university towns. According to Wdowczyk, “The most important outcome (of the symposium] was that we got community spirit going, ‘We try to make UW a positive member of the community by hosting events such as Canada Day, Shinerama, the Skating Party, Village Semi-formal plus faculty events, but the city does nothing to help. The city is not proud of us.”

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COpps’ UW ca mpagn *’ by Rose-Cunningham

Hamilton Member of Parliament, Sheila Copps, who recently announced her official bid to run for Liberal leadership, stopped off to campaign at the University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier last Friday. Copps is on a cross-country tour, during which she will attempt to persuade Liberal delegates Canada-wide that she is the person to lead the Liberal Party into the nineties and back into power.’ The s&year-old first spoke at a conference at Laurier and later at a wine and cheesereception in the Davis Centre lounge. The event was organized with the help of Young Liberal groups

and her only real competition will come from Chretien. from both universities. The task of winning this federal leadership campaign will not be an easy one for Copps. The winning candidate must face the disunity of the Liberal Party on issues such as Meech Lake, and eventually the 1992 election, where Brian Mulroney will have two majority governments under his belt. Copps is currently perceived as running third in these early stages of the leadership race. She is headed by first Jean Chretien, the heavily favoured former deputy prime minister, and second, Quebecer Paul Martin Jr,, a political novice ridingroq the recognition of his father. Copps feels confident the polls will change

ShMa c=Opp8,right, in her early yeam %opps are tops!”

Copps emphasized her twelve years of experience and continued loyalty to the party, advantages she feels she holds over both Martin and Chretien. She pointed to Chretien’s failure to stay with the Liberals during the Turner years, which she believes will hurt him, despite his twenty-two years on the political _ Does Dean of Students Ernie Lucy practice TM? scene. photo by Mike Soro Copps said that she better re-, ment did-not negate the rights of Canadians could make considerpresents the future of Canadians other minorities; rather it com- able profits. Her feeling was that in that she is not merely the traplemented them. She pointed to Canada’s multicultural herit age ditional token of the established her own proposed amendment to provides an excellent mechaorder, but a new type of politithe deal which would have in- nism to understand and operate cian with more to offer a broad cluded a clause specifying native in these potential markets. range of Canadians, not just one rights, but the amendment did Environmental concerns were sector, not pass. also addressed by the prospecAlthough not very well known The Meech Lake accord is a tive leader. She sees definite in Western Canada, Copps does major source of disagreement problems with current clean-up have considerable recognition in within the Liberal Party, despite projects and laws legislated by both federal and provincial le- its official support of the agree- the government, mainly because gislatures, Perhaps best known ment. Strong opposition to the the money is not going where it is for her leadership bid in Ontario, accord exists among many party supposed to go. As an alternawhere she placed second to members, including Jean Chre- tive method to protect and resDavid Peterson, Copps is also re- tien. tore the environment, Sheila puted for her participation in the with regard to the federal de- Copps proposed a “green tax” to Rat Pack. This was a group of ficit, Copps said reduction of the be levied against polluters. This especially loud and critical Lib- debt was obviously necessary, would guarantee a source of erals who gave the Tories an es- but it must come about in a way funds for clean-*up actions, and pecially hard time during the that will show the results. She would 6’e more effectiire than Free Trade debates. feels Canadians do realize the mere legislation banning certain Copps is renowned for being need to tighten their belts, but products or practices. blunt and critical in the House of only if they can see the deficit Another important issue Commons, but from her address being cut down. raised at the conference was that Friday, she seemed to offer not Other comments from the Ha- of abortion. Copps again gave only criticism but concrete ideas milton MP focused on a restrucher opinion openly and bluntly. for the party and the govern- turing of the civil service She personally opposes aborment, She answered questions industries. She proposed urging tion, but recognizes the hugedifon social and economic issues in these industries to save, not go ferences of opinion on the a straight-forward and appar- over budget consistently as they subject and proposed a middleently honest manner. now do. of-the-road approach. Her ideas On the Meech Lake issue, Copps refused to raise the Free included a trimester type of law, Copps told the audience up front Trade ques’tion again, claiming where, during the early stages of that she supports it. She rcathat that battle had already been pregnancy the mother would soned that without the deal, we lost. She said any further discushave free choice without restriccould end up losing part of Can- sion on that topic would be con- tion; in the middle stages aborada - the price of the Meech cerning the effects of the deal, tion would be limited and Lake accord is worth it if we not whether or not it should permissible only with proper could prevent the dissolution of exist. medical asgessment; and in the Canada. She pointed to the increaslatter period of pregnancy havingly open markets of the Easting virtually absolute restricCopps furthered her defence of ern Bloc countries, where tions on abortions. the accord by saying the agreeI

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

NEWS,

by Sherwood Hinae Imprint staff

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Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG) held its annual general meeting last Wednesday, November 15 to provide members with the opportunity to find out what WPIRG had done over the past year and to preview what is in store for the next year. Also included in the meeting was the auditor’s report, financial statement and voting on this year’s <I corporate resolutions. WPIRG has been active iri three main fields of interest to Waterloo students. In the field of research, two awards they recieved were highlighted. An “Award of Merit” was given by the Regional Council of Waterloo for WPIRG’s work in waste management and recycling. Ontario PIRG, which is the provincial networking headquarters for all of the PIRGs, received the United Nations Global 500 Award. This was one of only three awarded in Canada. Dr. David Suzuki and Dr. Kenneth Bry‘naert were the other Canadian recipients. Dave Thomson In the popular education sector, WPIRG helped fund UW visits uf such international figures as Joseph Collins and Susan George. WPIRG was also involved in creating the petition to get UW to start a recycling program, raising public awareness on the Temagami issue, California grapes, and sponsoring the . two-!mah play Woza Albert, which dealt with apartheid. The research c&tre is the third aspect of WPIRG. It now has over 3,000 works catalogued in its library. The research cen‘14900 $7900 $1000 .slooO 81900 2l900 RESTAURANT

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courtesy WPIRG 1 Financially, the auditors report shows that WPIRG ended up with a $5,500 deficit for the last fiscal year. The proposed budget for this fiscal year forecasts a second consecufive deficit which could exceed $7,500. The finalized budget was not yet ready as of the annual meeting 8s the executive was still looking for ways to cut the deficit. Eight corporate resolutions were put to the floor for voting. All eight resolutions were passed with majority vote. Five resolutions dealt with basic procedural requirements: acceptance of audit, appointment of auditor, acceptance of actions of previous board, accept election results for new board, and appointment of executive positions for this year. The remaining three involved significant changes for the upcoming ‘year. Fir&, members set in place a fee increase in line with the Cost of Living Allowance set by the federal government of 4.1%. This amounts to a 13 cent increase ($3.15 to $3.28) effective the beginning of summer term 1990. Secondly, WIRG’s office hours will be changed from M-F 10:00430 to M-Th 8 to 5 and by appointment on1.yfor Friday. Finally, amendments to the WPIRG bylaws will, rather than going from board level to members for voting, will now pass from the board to OPIRG and then to the members. The meeting was then adjourned.

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What do the Soviets think of &an Mulroney? by PauIF. Tiuex and Reade Barber

Probably more than we do. Cindy Lafleur 4A Science

I’m in the Soviet Union? Brian Mulroney IA Arts

Mho cares as long as THEY’have An. +eddy and Ace

They will probably wonder what pIanet he is from. Joanna Sahas . Iliana Pressman IA Arts

They’ll like his chin. Eric Wessel 3A Economics

Karyn Roswell IA HKLS

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

COMMENT

Veggie commandos?

Capitalism is cannibalism! A very well-informed friend of mine at McMaster recently telephoned me very early in the morning to alert me of what he termed a “significant crisis.” Evidently,- a radical pressure group, the People’s Veggierchy Commandos (PVC) will presently be exposing a longstanding conspiracy in Canada. My friend tells me that our hamburgs, hotdogs, sal amis and saus#agesare currently made almost entirely fro m human flesh. And furthermore, our steaks, chops, &d prime rib are next on the chopping block. Any meat could be disguised as any. other meat, he assured me, through the right combination of chemicals and taste modifiers.

Wait a minute: p.lease, wait a minute, I told him. It’s late at night and you’ve awakened me with this insane conspiracy notion. It simply cannot be true. I told my friend that I found it impossible to believe the worst about our honest and just consumer society. How could they take the idea of mass consumption so literally and threaten my morals so implicitly? I was growing angry. My friend told me to stop being so naive and face up to facts. He claimed the existence of several underground processing plants and black markets that supplied cheap food to large urban centres. Like a snuff film, he said, human.flssh was exceedingly easy to acquire and process in an already overpopulated world. According to my friend and his scientific

colleagues, the other options were ultimately moreinhumane. If science did no3 mold and control consumpti,on, then we, as a society, might quickly run out of affordable housing and appropriate space in cemeteries. .This is insane, I cried over the phone. How’could Canada-be involved in this? The government is responsible for maintaining our best interests. That is exactly what it’s doing, Don’t you see?Their rhetoric says not to believe unofficial sources that discredit them, and in so doing, they turn a blind eye to the whole affair. My friend began to whisper. He suspected the government was, in-fact, providing considerable subsidies to the large food processing companies to help them develop this alternate food source. Ultimately, thby wanted to free up more pork and beef exports and cut down on lamb imports. The economid benefits

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he assured me, and would

outweigh people’s morality+ Most importantly, he iterated that Canadiah firms must not lag behind the Japanese or Americans on this issue or we would soon lose our international competitiveness, Wait a minute, I reiterated. Our bastion of free press would surely have exposed this kind of scandal, No, he said. All journalists are bound to deny the existence of this conspiracy at the risk of having themselves selected for processing and consumption. Only the PVC have sacrificed f everything to go underground and expose the CCC [Canadian Cannibal Conspiracy.) They were ready to deal- with the urban police and rural militia. Their numbers were very great, but could not be disclosed. He felt certain that the “veggie 1 troops” would strike first at campuses, government offices and broadcast networks, seizing controlof the elite intellect’ middle-class resignation, and mass media manipulation. My friend felt his own life endangered at McMaster’s medical school where he and his colleagues have been working to perfect a chemical compound-that will alter the taste. and consistency of the flesh so as not to be identifiable from any of the other more common meats. Near the end of the conversation, he s’bunded very tired! He said one more thing before the line was cut, The time is near when “veggie storm-troopers” will cause such a civil crisis in Canada as to send a message to the rest of the Western world. The, PVC’s message wool& read: “We will nut tolerate ‘mass consumption of flesh; we must change our eating habits or face the charge of being civilized cannibals.” Now I .too am afraid. I have thrown away the Big Mac, half-devoured, and sit patiently waiting for my friend’s suspicions to pass from my body.

Will I eat again; or will I be eaten? Peter Stathis

Avid readers: Monday the 27th, Is the last day to submlt your readers’ surveys. .’

- Prize winners’ n8meqwlll be published In next week’s Issue.

Celebrity co-m too easily Has the wondrous, glorious Age of Information robbed us o,f the superlatives of our achievements? There was a time when the prerequisite for international celebrity was an elite level of excellence in one field or another. Names like DaVinci, Socrates, Einstein, Edison, Shakespeare and the like stand as clear synonyms for achievement within their chosen fields. These names carry such weight with us because only the select few from their time were given any real attention. It is only of historical interest’ for the sake of perspective, that 05 might run across names like Democritus or Courbet; names that shed light on the genious of their more renowned contemporaries by providing a contrast against which the modern student may judge their works: The peoples of the ages recognized that the world was full of mediocrity’ but it is only our current society that lauds the efforts of the barely competent. It seems that the

media presents us with a never ending parade of today’s great talents in their effort to make four minutes of content fit within the confines of their thirty minute television program. What is the end result of such exhaustive coverage?

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About the same as mixing an ounce of Dam Perignon with a bottle of. Baby Duck. One quickly loses sight of the great achievements, hidden within a sea of meaningless filler.

It is hard to imagine any real geniuses arising, from the present being recognized by future generations. It would just be too much work to sift through the masses of candidates supported by one faction or another. It seems that regardless of what field one wishes to consider, their are innumerable awards given out to its minions with a regularity that defies their actual merit. Consider the number of awar& ceremonies for authors’ actors, musicians and so on. It is absolutely insane to believe that there are sufficient visionaries in those fields to warrant such thorough recognition, Andy Warhol may have been right. Everybody will likely be famous for fifteen

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Symbols are evil TO

To the editor, This letteris written jointly by both a MAN and a WOMAN, addressing the recent topic of

heated debate in Imprint and in society abroad - the status of women. First alid foremost, we find it amusing and disturbing how women define “demeaning portrayals” of their sex in society. They are justified in speaking out about causes that have substance, such as the banning of beauty pageants, about rapeprevention, sexual harassment and discrimination in general, which can be applied to men as well. Topics of the like deserve media and public attention. However, what we are sick--of hearing about are the feeble natterings of women crying “sexism” every time we turn around. For example, those opposing the Homecoming“89 poster must either be a little slanted, or desperately searching for anything to attack on the grounds of sexual inequality. To most people, the poster was not offensive nor suggestive (excluding the few with overactive imaginations or expectations) nor did it require ’ banishment. Furthermore if the claim that the word “manholes” will be changed to “maintenance holes” ’ (Imprint,Nov. 17) is true {we stress if), it is yet another example of women going overboard on ; such issues. What are they gaining by changing this or any other word? Do they think that having a piece of steel covering a hole in the gro’ Id is giving credit to men by incb;porating their name in its title? We think not! Shouldn’t women be focussirrg their effor,ts on issues that have true relevance? Sure, we can see policeman being changed to policeperson or policewoman so that those.,aspiring, young females who wish to become such, aren’t inhibited; , but manhole?!? We doubt this title would defer anyone’s future

occupational plans. We’re surprised the women of UW haven’t found it disturbing that they are not called Warriors along with the men. just for interest’s sake, how many varsity teams segregate their women from their men by the way of a name? Can women not be Warriors too? More seriously, we are concerned that such “nit-picking” by women is going to discredit the good works that can be accomplished by women’s groups with a real cause. Many people - women and men alike - are going to get sick and tired of listening to their pitiful complaints

and will be deaf to the sounds of a true issue of importance when it arises. As the old adage goes, “If you cry wolf too many times, people will no longer listen.” Unfortunately, a fEw I?) extreme women may end up wrecking it for all womankind. We wonder, are women not proud to be women anymore?

lane t Nelson Bus. Admin, Brock U Steve Mouck Science, UW

“lridology \

To the editor,

I was wondering how long it would take for the issue of iridology to resurface in imprint (“Wholistic - for the whole self,” November 10). Since Robert Day “debunked” this practice a couple of years ago in Imprint, I have researched the subjects extensively and formed the personal conviction that iridology is quackery. However, the point of this letter is only to indicate the seriously warped implications cant ained in unsubstantiated or incomplete statements that often appear in pro-iridology literature. Take, for example, Michael H. Clifton’s feature article, The first two paragraphs prepare readers to open their minds to a new concept. The reader should have been told that iris diagnosis originated in 1880, about the same time that scientists were trivializing Mendel’s theory of inheritance. Iridology is not at all new. Is the casual reference to John Nauss’s “lectures” for UW’s op-

Epilepsy -

inequality signs should be removed as it implies inequality between the three sexes, Tn closing, we would also like to recommend that. men’s and women’s rooms both be changed to person rooms and person rooms respectively, which means that urinals would have to be installed in the aforementioned women’s rooms and seats installed on the urinals in the men’s rooms. Neil Shipp IA Computer Engineering Cob Cheinter 1A Biology

is quackery”

tometry depdrtment intended to lend him credibility? Allow me to complete the story. I am a final year optometry student. Every profession, optometry included, has an ethical responsibility to critically examine and weigh the claim of “new” or controversial theories and clinical procedures. To this end, a faculty member invited Mr. Nauss, in 1985, to speak to our students. The autonomic nervous system is that part of our nervous system responsible for involunt ary reflexes, including cons triction of the pupil in intense light, and dilation in dim light. Mr. Clifton has reported that these fibers “register what is going on throughout the body.” Most iridologists state without proof that the autonomic nervous system mediates the mapping of the entire body in the iris of the eye. This statement is intended to mislead the reader. Finally, the label of “professional practitioner” was erroneously awarded to Mr. Nauss. It

myths and fears

People with epilepsy often complain that popular myths and fears are more disabling than the medical condition itself. Well, in this week’s column I’d like to dispel the countless misconceptions and misunders t&dings surrounding this chronic disorder of the “brain. Epilepsy is not a mysterious disease. It is a sign or symptom of an underlying neurological disorder which is character&d by the tendency to have recurrent seizures. Seizures are sudden, uncontrolled episodes of excessive electrical discharges of brain cells, associated with sensory, motor and/or behavioural changes. They may occur at any age, regardless of an individual’s sex or race. Epilepsy research in the medical field has been progressing rapidly, and although a cure remains elusive, effective treatment is readiIy available, For 80 per cent of people with epilepsy, medication can control their seizures. Therefore, it is the public’s reaction to epilepsy, not the control the condition itself, which is the principal problem that epileptics face. Discrimination at school and in-the workplace is a sad reality for people with epilepsy. The

the editor,

Over the past few months readers have written in complaining about the symbols used in your music rating guide. Upon reading the November 17 edition of Imprint, we were rather shocked to find other equally offensive symbols. For example: the cross representing Christianity, and the Star of David, representing the Jewish faith, We found these symbols can be offensive to other beliefs and non-beliefs such as Satanism and atheism. We find the martini equally offensive as it ‘promotes drinking and general carrying on. We also feel that the

faces when seeking education or employment is the misconceptions of peers and employers: Many people fear that their presence will disrupt the normal classroom or office routine. This fear is, in most cases, unwarranted. In fact, statistics indicate that people with epilepsy on tiverage, take less sick time off and have fewer accidents on the job than that of the general workplace. Unfortunately, negative public attitudes are slow to change and the epileptic is still faced with prejudice and coloured attitudes regarding his/her role in society. Public education and con‘tinued research are imperative if the estimated 400,000 Canadians who suffer from this condition are to experience life to the fullest. PubIic recognition of the fact that epilepsy is not a frightening disease will do much toward acceptance of the epileptic as a functioning member of society. November is National Epilepsy Month, For more information on the Epilepsy Awareness Campaign or other topics of interest in . the Health and Safety field please contact the Health and Safety Resource Network in room 121, H 6 S

happens that the Ontario Naturopat hit Association was deregulated by the Ontario Government earlier this year. This means that anybody can be an iridologist . . . no experience necessary! It’s interesting how the article neglected to mention this. “Iridology is of no medical value and might even be a potential danger to people seeking medical care, It should be exposed as a medical fraud.”

(Berggren, L. “Iridology: a Critical Review,” Acta Ophthal, Vol. 63, 1985, l-8.) Charles Darwin said, “I have steadily endeavored to keep my mind free so as to give up any hypothesis, however much beloved, as soon as facts are shown to be opposed to it.” Michael Clifton has not changed my mind. Grant Wood 4A Optometry

On adore Imprint .

To the editor,

Conerats on the successful football game! The news was so big, it even hit Paris!! We are five UW students who are trying to survive two school terms in Paris. Paris is great but there are a few aspects of home which we miss immensely. Par exemple:

1. Imprint

2. Fed Hall

3. Molson Dry 4. [believe it or not) the efficiency of Needles Hall 5. Oktoberfest 6. Halloween ‘7. Thanksgiving 8. odour free bodies 9. clean air (no smoking) 10. pedestrians’ rights 11, windows without bars 12. walls without graffiti 13. freshly painted buildings [less than 120 years] 14. pooper scoopers 15. free water 16. a) free toilets b) white boxes in the bathrooms :‘c) toilet paper

1Opinion

d) toilet seats e) toilets [ask someone from Turnkey?!) 17. a] banks with computers b) banks with tellers 18. personal space 19. friendly Waterloo smiles Now don’t get us wrong; we are really having a fantastic time here in Paris. The baguettes,

’

pastries;-chocolate, cheese, wine [mean price $2) g-force of the metro, French men (and apparently - according to‘Peter x the French women aren’t too shabby), cafes, parks, nightclubs, French music, postal,systern (fast! hint, hint), all the old churches, and of tours, La Tour Eiffel are “super” [pronounce with a French accent)! Have a great year! Bon courage et grosses bises. Lianne Lebeer Sharon Lian Julie Stanley Amanda Tokrud Peter Twiss

’

unfounded

To the editor, Re: “Wholistics: for the whole self” (Imprint, November 10): We wish to clarify a point in-

tometry, in which we have learned extensivley about the iris and its anatomy and physiology. Perhaps our opinion on the

sinuated

subject

in this

article.

In ihe

ar-

tidle it was written that Mr. Nauss. a Dractitioner of iridology, has biven lectures at the School of Optometry. The implied message seemed to be that iridology is supported and taught at the school. This is not the case. We are in our third year of op-

is best

summed

up hy

the

worhs of Dr. J. Sivak, director of

the school, on reading in the article in question: “If an iridologist did speak at the school he was invited to provide both sides of a controversial topic +. . ” We feel our agreement with this opinion is not unfounded. In

Continued on page 8

8 Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

FORUM t

Patrick’s To the editor, I picked up a copy of Imprint and and the first thing to hit mein the face was an article about the banning of the Homecoming posters. 1 couldn’j believe that this had been done. I noticed that there were not that many around campus, but I didn’t know that they had been banned. Then the article continued to expIain the reasons for the removal of the poster. First, the girl was kneeling beside the guy so that was taken as being demeaning to women. In the-article, it said “if it’s not discrimination for one, it shouldn’t be discrimination for the other,” but I know that if the figures had been reversed there would have been no ban on the posters. You can bet

on that. Next, the lighting caused the -girl’s shadow to be projected onto the guy’s crotch. Supposedly this was suggestive and offensive’to people viewing the posters. I honestly think that the people who ordered the removal of the posters were seeing what they wanted to see. The caption also read “Your passport to GOOD TIMES!!!” Is Homecoming not supposed to be fun? Are we not supposed to try to have a good time at university? 1 remember walking across campus and seeing the Homecoming posters and thinking how professionally they had been done. I liked the posters and thought that the Feds had done a really good job. Why did I not see this supposed smut plastered

across the front of this poster advertising Waterloo’s never-ending fight to demean women and show the world that we are nothing but sex-crazed maniacs? I think that this sexist maie-female superiority thing really has gone too far. I look at this poster and probably the reason that the girl was kneeling was to give the photo some balance. Even if the guy had been kneeling and the girl standing, it shouldn’t be looked at like some battie for gender preference. It’s just a photo for crying out loud! Everybody has to have some stupid &us& don’t they? Please, do me a favour and just give it a rest. Maybe the people responsible should try to decide what they would have found appropriate. Imagine this. A guy and a girl,

approximately

the same height and weight, standing side by side to avoid any symbolism of degration. They would be wearing the exact same thing and standing with their hands at their sides. Then the lighting -.ould have been shone right in their expressionless faces to avoid any nasty shadows and the caption would have read “Homecoming - a place to not have too many GOOD TIMES!!!” Sound good? I’m just glad that I was not the person in charge of the spending

of funds and organization of the production of these posters. After a large amount of t’lme and effort a great poster is made, printed and Idistributed only to have a select few order them removed. If it was me I would have had a fit. I ask Mr. Kalbfleisch and his gang to take a second look at one of these posters (if you kept one for yourselves) and ask if maybe it is all just in your minds.

Patrick Goegan 2A Biology

“Woody asks big questions” To the editor:

posed the struggle of each individual with his own sense of

I disagree on some of your views expressed in “Woody Allen’s criminal mind’:, Imprint, November 17. I believe you miss the point. It is true that Allen asks big questions, both in Hannclh and her sisters and Crime and Misdemeanors, but certainly I would not consider his latest film a failure. Allen is not a comic: his art is a direct critic to the American way of life. He does this by taking to extremes familiar aspects of reality. He finds virtues and flaws in the American model. He is a philosopher. To alleviate the tension created when criticizing our ways, he uses comedy, Allen has questioned our concept of religion, sex, our concept of relationships, our concept of success. Nobody likes to be told, straight in the face, that there is the possibility of a different way $0 carry on with his life. The central question asked in Crime and Misdemeanors is the practicalities of morality. Classical works as Tolstoi’s Crime and Punisment have deeply ex-

what is good and what is bad. Allen discusses what has become a common American moral

standard. In the Regan’s world, as long as you can get’along with something, as long as nobody finds out, along as nobody catches you, your acts are morally correct. This view is represented by several characters in the film. The opposite moral statement is “a crime is a crime,” independently of who finds out. This position proposes the existence of a universal morality “that always watches” {it can be named God). This position is based on the pa: radigm that if an act is correct there is no need to hide it. Allen display both positions beautifully in the film. Arguments in both directions are portrayed by different characters in the movie. Moreover Allen reaches superb symbolism, when the rabbi, a character that pepresents the universal morality position, is going blind. Yes, in North America, more and more people are convinced,

T!M utilized. Many of us have read the recent articles in lmprint regarding Transcendental Meditation. The information

in these articles

is quite dated but these questions, now and in the past, have always provided an opportunity for intelligent individuals to dis: cover for tl-qemselves what exactly TM is&d is not. Today TM’is being utilized extensively in business, health, education and government worldwide. Parents recommend TM to their children. Doctors prescribe it for their patients. Health insurance companies pay for instruction in the technique. Priests, ministers,

and rabbis re-

commend TM to their congregations. Business and industry offer TM as a stress management and human resource development program to their employees. Entire schools practise TM. The global acceptance of the TM technique is most clearly reflected with the recent widescale implementation of TM in the Soviet Union. A centre for TM has

the Soviet expressed

government with the purpose of instructing

l,OOO,OOO

citizens. The Rtissian

government has deeply scrutinized the TM technique - some-

thing everyone should do. Why this global acceptance of TM? TM works. Time has shovn this. The personal

experience of over has shown this. hundred and forty scien-

3,000,000 people Four

Guatemalan

refugees

worldwide

been established in Moscow by

To the editor,

in their own personal morality that as long as you can get along with your lies and faults, it is fine. Since everyone has his own morality, the question is left open by Allen. tie is asking each member or the audience to think about this question. He is not * There are Cuatemalan refugees all dver the world. To obtain lecturing. He will not tell you a permanent resident status or to be reunited with their families, the digested answer. I majority of’ Guatemalan refugee claimants in Canada must conI believe that Allen has the talfront ambiguous immigration legislation. A series of difficulties ent of a Picasso for film. When such as learning English+ finding housing and meaningful employnatural forms were limiting, Piment, also confront them. casso opened art to cubism, These problems, however, are insignificant in the light of probbringing a new dimension and lems faced by the majority of Guatemalan refugees in Central enhancing the,expressive power American countries, especially Mexico: during the last ten years of painting. Allen’s master use of about 100,000 people have been murdered, more than 30,000 have photography can observed inbeen abducted, 440 villages have been destroyed by the army, Manhattan. 200,000 children have lost one or both parents. These continuing In The Purple Rose of Cairo human rights violations- result in a constant flow of refugees, In characters came down from the spite of all this, the people continue to organize and defend their screen to everyday life. Magical rights and to secure a better future. realism is brought to life in New According to the Mexican government, there are more than and Zelig. In York Stories ~,OOO,~OO Guatemalan refugees in that country. Only 40,000 are Crimes and Misdemeanors, the legally recognized as refugees by the Mexican government and the director of the movie discusses United Nations Human Rights Commission (UNHRC]. Is it not the ending of it with the main surprising, therefore, that the majority of claimants prefer to try to character, and tells the audienpass as Mexicans to avoid the restrictions of movement, difficulces “I don’t do Hollywood type ties of finding a employment etc. films”. The 40,000 legal refugees are indigenous peoples (descendants of the Mayan civilization) who hid in the mountains from the GuaVladimir Estivill-Castro temalan army and established 90 camps along the borders of GuaCS grad student temala and Mexico with the intention of returning as soon as possible to their surviving families. Some peasants who could not, or did not, want to abandon their count,ry have remained hidden in the mountains and have organized Communities of Popular Resistance. The majority/of the civilian population in the North West lives under military control. Almost half of the refugees who have fled to the Mexican stateof tific research studies conducted Chipapas have moved hundreds of kilometres further into Mexico at independent research instituafter Guatemalan soldiers crossed several times to attack them. tions and universities worldThe UNHCR has given some material help, channelled through the wide have shown this. Mexican government, to the refugees. The government however, Introductory lectures on the has made it clear that the refugees cannot remain indefinitely and TM technique will be offered in has begun negotiations with the Guatemalan government to enJanuary. courage voluntary repatriation. The majority of refugees want to return but will only do so if certain conditions are met. The “Permanent Commission of Representatives of Guatemalan Scott Hepburn Refugees in Mexico” summarized these conditions in an open letter to the Guatemalan government dated May 1988. They asked that 1) Arts undergrad GuatemaI$n land that was 1egaIly theirs be recognized as such and President UW TM Ciub 3 be returned to them, 2) they be allowed to organize without restriction, 3) the government publicly guarantee the safety of those to Guatemala 4) the army not be allowed in returning voluntarily the territories occupied by the former refugees, and that 5) the refugees be accompanied by delegates of non-governmental organi-

Wholistks Continued from page 7 a recent article,

in the National Relsearch Bulletin [Australia, 89-1, March 1989), research from the University of California at San Diego reports that when three iridologists. including Bernard Jensen, author of several text books on iridology, where asked to diagnose Vision

zations

on their

return

to Guatemala

as witnesses

to the com-

who truly believe in the practice but we do object strongly to a practice such as this seeking to gain validity by

pliance of the refugees’ demands and as support for the goal of full economic, social, and national political participation. The commission also requested that people all over the world aid the refugees by 1) making public the statement of the refugees contained in the five points above 2) aiding them so that the government of Guatemala accepts the statement of the refugees 3) accompanying the refugees back to Guatemala, in the event that the government accepts the statement, to ensure the government’s

unqualified

compliance

after photos of the irises of patients with acute diseases. We do not wish to offend those of iridology,

association

with

143 patients, they scored no bet-

profession such as ours. As future health professionals, we thought it our responsibility to make our beliefs known.

ter than chance. In 1981, Cockburn in Australia found that iridologists failed to diagnose any of the’illnesses in before and

Patricia Campbell Greg Wong and other 3rd year Opt. students

with

the

conditions-

To date the Refugee Commission has not received a response from the Guatemalan government. One can contact Armando Ramirez from the K-W Guatemala Support Group through WPlRG, to find out how to be of practical support to the Guatemalan refugees. WPIRG is a student-funded and directed organizcltion that carries out research, education and action on environmental and social justice issues. For more information visit us in room 123, General Services Complex, or cafl +2578.

NEWS

by NASA and the Associated Landscape Contractors of America (ALCA) suggests the common indoor plant may provide a

natural way of combating “sick building” incidence

syndrome

an acute

of indoor air pollution that can occur in closed or poorly ventilated offices and residences. Research into the use of biological

processes,

as a means of

by Anita

will pr&ide an even stronger argument that common landscaping plants can be a very effective part of a system used to provide pollution-free homes and work places,” he concludes, Each plant type was placed in sealed, plexiglass chambers in which chemicals were injected. Philodendron, spider plant and the golden pothos were labeled as the most effective in removing formaldehyde. Flowering plants. such as the gerbera daisy and chrysanthemums were rated superior in

removing chamber

benzene from

the

atmosphere.

Other plants demonstrated

to include

solving environmental problems on earth and in space habitats, has been carried out for years by

the bamboo palm, peace lily,

Dr. Bill Wolverton,

law’s tongue, English ivy and

a senior

re-

search scientist at NASA’s John C. Stennis Space Center, Bay St. Louis, Miss. Based on preliminary evaluations of the use of common indoor plants for indoor air purification and revitalization, ALCA joined NASA to fund a study of about a dozen popular varieties of ornamental plants to determine

their

effectiveness

removing several key indoor air pollutants. While more research is needed, Wolverton says the study has shown that common landscapi&g plants can remove certain pollutants from the indoor environment, “We feel that future results

be effective ficus,

mass

air purifiers cane,,

Govt spending watchdogs

Plants combat air pol’lution NEW YORK (UNITEX) - Common indoor plants may provide a valuable weapon in the fight against rising levels of indoor air pollution, based on research conducted by NASA. A two-year study conducted

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

mother-in-

Chinese evergreen.

Barewal

Ken Dye, the Auditor-General of Canada, wants to set up a hotline to blow the whistle on government overspending, and a group of students at the University of Waterloo want to help. The Auditor-General is the “bloodhound” of government. He is independent and does not be-. long to any political party. It’s his job to report government’s mismanagement of funds to the House of Commons every year, in the form of an annual report. Wasteful spending is brought to the attention of the public this way. Come election time, the public should be able to judge the present government by looking at the waste it has created or eliminated. In this year’s report, the AGdrew attention to the fact that cabinet ministers spent almost two million dollars on travel costs and the use of government

planes. The pressure resulting from this revelation has meant that all travel expenses of ministers are now public information. Ministers have been sent the message that they are accountable for the funds the public allows them. He also drew attention to the Marine Sciences Research Institute in Mont Joli, Quebec, which was supposed to cost $17 million at completion. The project is still incomplete, and the government now predicts a total cost of $77 miilion. The federal government’s need for tax dollars would be reduced if it became more efficient, Dye feels. The Office of the AuditorGeneral is trying to improve the government’s’ efficiency. One obstacle to the AG is finding all cases of misspent funds. Establishing a hotline similar the successful K-W “Crimestoppers Hotline” to anonymqusly report waste would help Fle AG pinpoint areas and de-

pzrtmeir7fs to be inlvestigated immediately. Such a venture would not be a fly-by-night operation. The program would cost $600,000 to set up and another$300,000 per year to maintain. A similar program in the US, gives Americans a return of between $20 and $50 per dollar invested. The program would protect identities, so that government workers, or even taxpayers will be able to report perceived overspending. Since university students are the taxpayers of tomorrow, an on-campus group, Citizens Against Waste in Government, has put together a petition which will be presented to various Members of Parliament, The petition is available for signatures beside the Turnkey desk in the Campus Centre (at the Ring Road exit). The group believes that with public backing, the MPs will force the government to react ,and initiate this hotline,

“Plants take substances out of the air through the tiny openings in their leaves,” Wolverton said. “But research in our laboratories that plant has determined

leaves, roots and soil bacteria are all importarit in removing trace levels of toxic vapors. “Combining nature with technology can increase the effectiveness of plants in removing he said. A living air pollutants,” air cleaner is created by combincarbon and a fan with a potted plant. “The roots of the plant grow right into the carbon and slowly d&grade the chemictils absorbed there,” Wolvf2rton explains. :

ing activated

Is douching necessary? DEAR SEXPERT: I am a sexually active female (with only one partner) and am curious to find out more about vaginal douches. How necessary are they and how often should they be used? ANSWER: Although vaginal douches can be useful at times, they are generally -not necessary and there are risks associated with frequent use. One possible reason for douching would be to clean ou‘t contraceptive foams and jelliLes from the vagina after intercourse, However, this should NEVER be done within six to eight hours after intercourse because you would be washing out the spermicides that help to prevent pregnancy, Although douches can be useful for this, alternatives [such as taking a long shower the following morning) should be considered’ because frequent douching can lead to infections in the vagin.a. There are bacteria in the vagina that prevent infections, but douching changes its normal acidity and takes away this natural form of protection. If you are concerned about routine hygiene, douches are not necessary for this. All that is necessary is regular bathing with a mild soap and washing bet ween the folds of the vulva. This will not eliminate all vaginal odour but why should it? If your partner is offended by nature, that’s his problem. One important thing to note though ig that an unusually strong odaur might be a symptom of an infection or sexually transmitted disease. In this case you should get it checked out by a doctor [don’t douche before your appointment because this will make it more

CWY wants you! by Paul Hamel and Andrew Pape Canada World Youth is now recruiting Canadians and landed immigrants between the ages of 17 and 20 (as of Dee 31,1989) for exchange programs with developing countries in Africa, Asia, Latin America, and the Caribbean. Canada World Youth (CWY) gives young Canadians and their Third World counterparts the opportunity to learn about international development and interpersonal communication through a challenging seven month cross-cultural program, Informal learning through hands-on experience is an important aspect of the CWY philosophy. Other goals of the program include language learning, exposure to peace issues, increased environmental awareness, promotion of sexual equality, and community devel: opment. Last year at this time I was living in a mud hut in Sougoula, Mali. Mali is situated on the southern border of the Sqhara

Malien peasant women desert. There were lizards in my closet, and scorpions in my shoes. I remember waking to the rising of the sun and to the crowing of the roosters. Looking back, I feel mare than just a little nostal-

gia - it seems that every time I wake up here I’m either late for class, or already in one. In Mali, there was always work to be done: the fields needed to be cleared before the crops whithered in the desert sun, and the neighbouring village was building a schoolhouse and needed all the help they could get. Everybody benefits from Can: ada World.Youth - they’gol a new’school house, I learned how to build one. I learned how to harvest peanuts. with a hoe during our stay in Mali. My Malien counterpart learned how to milk a cow using a milking machine during our stay in Quebec. If you would like to find out more about the exchanges in Mali or any one of the seventeen other exchange countries, drop by the CWY information booth in the Campus Centre Great Hall, Tuesday, December 5. We will be showing some slides, and telling a few stories. Come pick up an application form or just to see what CWY is all about.

difficult to detect infections). Deodorant vaginal sprays are another product that could be used for hygiene. However, these can cause allergic reactions or irritation in some females, and there are no significant positive effects to offset this. Although the following information is probably not relevant to what you’re asking, I’ll mention it for completeness. Dpuching after intercourse can slightly reduce the iisk of getting a sexually transmitted disease. However, this is not reliable and frequent douching can have the negative effects mentioned above. People concerned about protecting themselves against STDs would be better off using condoms and contraceptive foams that contain nonoxonyl-9. There is absolutely no truth to the myth that vaginal douches can be used as a method of birth control. In fact, they increase the chance of a pregnancy occurring. Douching might wash sperm out of the vagina but it is just as likely to push them closer to the cervix (if they aren’t there already). This column is prepared every other week by volunteers of the Sexuafity Resource Centre. Anonymous questions can be sent through on-campus mail to the SRC, c/o the Federation of Students. Questions can also be asked by visiting us in Cc206 or calling 8854211, ext. 2306.

A Mallen with a camel. While in Mali, Canada World Youth volunteer Andrew Pape says, “There were lizards in my closet, and scorpions in my shoes. I remember waklng to the sound of the sun and to the crowing 01 the roosters.” pnotos by Andrew Pape

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

NEWS

for a job ? Technical

Looking

Ontario’s job market is the most active in Canada. Em,ployers report making three and even four job offers before obt’aining a suitable person. Shortages of specialists are widespread, particularly for experienced systems analysts, sales engineers, heating, ventilating and air conditioning engineers, electrical engineers+ mechanical project engineers and accountants. Job hunters from other provinces are reluctant to consider Ontario, especially Toronto, because of high housing prices, the lack of rental accommodation and the quality of life. Young professional couples are leaving Toronto for areas with lower housing costs, thus reducing the supply of available talent.

VW - Job vacancies for accountants, engineers, scientists and executives increased seven per cent in the last year, according to the Technical Service Council’s quarterly survey of industries from coast-to-coast Although openings increased eight per cent during the three months ended September 30, Ontario vacancies did not change. Ontario has more jobs -than any other province, but council officials see the lack of growth as the beginning of a decline in demand. The survey, which reflects openings in industry and not institutions and government, showed major differences between the regions. In British Columbia, openings for specialized engineers were concentrated in pulp and paper mills, construction and electronics firms and consulting engineers. About 30’per cent of job offers in B.C. are declined by candidates, but vacancies are filled more rapidly than in Ontario. Fewer openings in B.C. remain unfilled after three months.

This trend has benefited employers in cities like Kitchener, Cambridge, St. Catharines and Peterborough. Some Toronto firms have moved staff to small outlying cities for fear of losing good people. ‘In Quebec, demand is strongest for experienced engineers

[always with specialized experience), accountants, technical representatives, and both commercial and scientific programmers and sy?ems analysts. Some specialists are in such demand that they are constantly solicited by search firms and employers, which encourages them to be selective. Some employers have responded by countering job offers, while a few have offered signing bonuses, automobiles, or extra vacations to get the right person. Communication skills are considered important in most positions. and receive more emphasis in engineering, dataprocessing and accounting than ten years ago. Employers are also looking for self-motivated people who are flexible, because, they are uncertain how their organizations will be structured in the future. Human resource planners know free trade, the 1992 European common market and the increasing globalization of business will all make demands on their staff. Many university graduates

vacancies

from the A982 to 1986 classes unable to find positions graduation and drifted away from their professions. Unfortunately, many of today’s vacancies are for people with were upon

rCult awareness This article was run last week, but is being inadvertantly switched. by

JoHww

Imprint staff The Federation of Students is in the process~oftabling new legislation that will help to prevent cults fromgetting established on campus. The proposed amendment to the Federation policy on clubs, to be discussed at a Federation general meeting on November 30, is concerned with preventing any organization that uses coercive techniques

York University’s‘FacuIty of Education offers an innovative, practice-teachingintensive, one year programme leading to teacher certification in the Primary and Junior divisions (JK to grade 6). This programme will be offered in various locations in the greater Toronto area, including Ajax, Barrie, Brampton, East York, North York and Scarborough. full-time immersion

in theory and practice teaching;

+ school placements for two days each week (plus extended blocks) throughout the school year coached by experienced teachers; l

highly respected, child centred preparation

for teaching in grades JK to 6.

Applications are available from the Ontario Universities’ Application Centre at Guelph, fr6m any Ontario faculty of education, or by writing to the York Admissions

addressbelow.

APPLICATIONS

DUE NO LATER THAN DECEMBER 15TH, 1989 THIS IS A FIRM DEADLINE,

Applicants should: l

hold, or be .completing the final yea-rof, a three or four year degree

’ l have succe&ful experience in working with chil&refi %’ -. ; or adolescents , l be articulate and‘,’have ._’ . the&cellentS interpersonal,skills and high level of literacy _ iequlred to’be a successfulteacher L

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For application forms, write or call immediately: A Office of Admissions York University West Office Building * 4700 Keele Street North York, Ontario M3J lP3 (416)736kIOO

three to seven years’ experience and recruiters are having trouble finding people with the backgrounds they require. Some firms have been slow to Continued on page 11

WANTTOBEAN ELEMENTARY TEACHER BY 199.1?

repeated

QStwo paragraphswere

from gaining Federation cIub statuS. ’ The proposed addition, Section 3.4, states “The Federation of Students will not recognize any clubs which practise any form &coercive techniques on their membership or potential membership, nor will any clubs be recognized who are found to be associated with an outside body which practices coercion, or knowingly violates any of the Policies herein,” According to its preamble, this bylaw is primarily concerned with religious groups which operate on campus. Terry Playford, the Federation’s internal liaison officer, says this bylaw was draw up in response to growing concerns about cults on campus, One group which needs to meet the bylaw is the Transcendental Meditation group, which is currently seeking official club status here and on the University of Guelph campus. To do so, they must present a democratic constitution for their club, a list of the executive’s names, ID numbers titles, address and stu- 1 dent status, and a. list of members and their student status as well. All this is in keeping with current Federation clubs policy. Helga Tucker, of The Council On Mind Abuse (COMA), a cult Lwatch dog organization, recommends that universities should also include other stipulations in their clubs policies. Finding out whether or not the g&up is nonprofit is one important point. ?Because,” as she says,“if a group is not non-profit and they are on campus, you know what you have? A business, that can get university funding and support .” Her further advice to students’ councils of universities is that, “The most important thing is to get any desired information from a new group on paper. You can’t take wind to the police or civil court.” The religious nature of Transcendental Meditation has been questioned many times in the past, and it was labelled a religion in a 1978 Appeals Court ruling in Philadelphia. If this group does get club status it will have access to Federation funding, use of university (audio/visual equipment, room bookings, graphic services) and use of the Federation poster boards, as the clubs policy states. COMA is currently on a cult awareness campaign to, update people’s knowledge of cults. Unlike the cults of the seventies, Tucker Bays the newer ones have changed and adapted to todai’s yuppie market place. No longer having religious bases, they now parade as counselling services which

deal

with

everything

from

weight loss, to helping people stop smoking and relieving a11 your stress. This, according to Tucker+ is the most dangerous thing about the new cults. “They draw people in under completely false pretenses.” The TM group has yet to get Federation club status.

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

NEWS

.lob forecast dent. “Even when some professionals are underemployed, we expect shortages of many specialists to continue. In general, bachelors’ level engineers will have better job prospects than masters’ graduates. “The downturn is expected to be most pronounced in Ontario and in Quebec, moderate in the Atlantic provinces and least severe in the Prairies and in British Columbia.” The Technical Service Council/Le Conseil de Placement Professionnel is a unique personnel consulting firm and placement service run by industry. It was set up in 1927 to combat the “brain-drain” to the United States. The Council specializes in the placement of accountants, executives, engineers, scientists, personnel, data-processing and sales staff and technologies. Over 47,000 men and women have received job offers through the Council at no cost to them.

Continued from page IO realize how few candidates are available and to adjust their specifications. Shortages are aggravated by the unwillingness of many job hunters to move geographically.

Plastics constirute 7.2 percent of the weight of that breaks the bonds between molecules, causing the plastic to crumble. A residue remains. all municipal waste, 25 per cent by volume. That The environmental consequences of the rerepresents 50 Ibs. of plastic per person annually. sidue which remains with the latter two types of With landfills becoming full at a tremendous degradable plastics is uncertain and untested. rate, and the locations to put new”ones hotly There is no conclusive proof that any of these debated, this is no small problem. ’ One solution to this waste dilemma is to ma- ’ plastics degrade within a reasonable timeframe. There are concerns that these residues may nufacture biodegradable plastics. Presently contaminate groundwater and hurt animals who there are three types being made: biologically degradable, chemically degradable and phot odeeat them. Another issue is that these plastics must have grada ble. proper conditions to degrade. Some need light, Biologically degradable plastics are those that which there is little of in the winter or in landdisappear completely. One process for manufacfills; others need to be buried or submerged in turing this type of plastic, involves breeding water; and others need oxygen and moisture. bacteria. This strain of bacteria, when fed sugar Landfills do not presently meet the majority of and acid, produce an acid called PHBV (hydroxy these requirements. butyric valeric acid). When harvested, this polymer can be made into strong plastics. These plastics may not be as reliable as conAlthough these plastics are presently too exventional plastics, and due to a lack of efficient large Scale manufacturing, cost more. pensive to be used for packaging, which con-’ Other concerns centre around longer term sumes and discards the most plastics, they can issues. Some are worried that the development be used in other applications. For example, degradable sutures are made which, after 3 months of biodegradable plastics will hinder efforts to recycle longer lived plastics. Plastics recycling have dissolved into water and carbon dioxide. Seedlings have benefitted from the protection of ) has advanced in leaps and bounds. Dow and DuPont have recently agreed to buy all the plasa plastic sheath for their first year. In the future, tic waste that Ontario produces. The existence other applications may include agricultural of biodegradable plastics will allow people to mulch, and bones and plates that would hoId feel they are protecting the environment, and to broken bones in place while they mend. In comparison, chemically degradable plastics continue with the throw-away ethic. As weI1, the do not break down completely. Starches, such as search for other materials to act as substitutes to plastic may be attacked less vigour. cornstarch, are added during the manufacturing What direction should the development of biprocess. In the soil, these starches are degraded, leaving a plastic residue+ odegradable plastics take? Biodegradable plastics can contribute to solvUnfortunately, the higher the percentage of ing our waste problem. Products that have few, starch versus plastic, the weaker the plastic. To make a biodegradable bag of equal strength to a aIternative manufacturing materials or have a non-degradable bag, more plastic resin must be low probability of recycling, such as garbage bags, should be made of biodegradable plastic. used, since the starch content weakens the bag considerably. As well, scraps and offcuts from Recycling of plastics should become the norm, while the only plastics destined for landfills the manufacturing process cannot usually be recycled in the production line because, the should be biodegradable. LandfiN conditions starches burns at too low a temperature, The must be made more optimal for bio-degradation. Finally, the public should be informed about the scraps are destined for landfill sites. When photodegradable plastics absorb ultradifferent types of biodegradable plastics and violet light from the sun, a reaction is triggered their fates.

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Queen’s Hooded women protest at Queen’s Thirty women, dressed in scarves to conceal their identity, went to Principal David Smith’s office to conduct a sit-in. The group was protesting the lack of response from the administration with regards to sexual assault on campus. The group had a list of seven demands and would not leave until all were met. One of the demands was to seethat a variety of education campaigns on sexual assault conducted for men, and that the men of Gordon House raise at least $5,000 for orgavizations that help women.

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Negotiating your *way to, success bv Daneal Charnev &print staff * To get what you want in life, whether it’s a raise, a higher mark, or an extension on an essay, you’ll: have to learn how to negotiate. Two of the world’s best negotiators of all ti,me, Jesus Christ and Socrates, knew the secrets ofI negotiations. Almost everything in life is negotiable; you just have to understand how to gain the favour of people who have what you want. Herb Cohen, a guru of negotiating skills, explains in his book You Can Negotiate Anything the crucial elements of negotiations. This article is based on his suggestions. Information, time and power are the three key elements always pres. ent in negotiations. Often, we feel disadvqntaged in these respects (ie: we feel .the other side is not under the same time restraints) but if we can change our attitude, we can use these elements to our advantage. Herb Cohen’s favorite story explains negotiations in his “one-price store” scenario. A couple go to a store to buy a refrigerator. As they approach the one they like, they notice a professionally-printed price ominously staring at them. The price is over their budget. The salesperson, upon seeing that the pair are interested in one particular refrigthat he’ll erator, says abruptly write up the sales slip. They feel so embarrassed that they can’t really afford the fridge, that rather than admit it, they just nod their heads. This situation, one which has confronted many people, [especially in crowded mails with pushy commission-motivated salespersons) can be very intimidating. It seems that there is an imbalance in all _ . three key negotitating elements: information, time pressures, and a lack of perceived power. The potential negotiators have made a mess of the situation by letting the salesperson know directly

related to price may give the salesperson more flexibikcy in the offering price. Trade-in allowance is an area where the salesperson may be willing to lower the price. This is a good technique to use when buying a car. Negotiate to have the salesperson deduct the price of the tradein from the price of the new car. One of the most powerful tools of negotiating is the ultimatum. Its success depends on the extent to which the other side makes an investment of time and energy. Therefore it’s important to make an ultimatum when the salesperson has invested so much time that he is keen to get a return on his efforts. Other ways to make your ultimatum stick are by using “soft ultima-

The attitude of a negotiator, according to Cohen, should not be sure and egoistic, despite how good negotiators are commonly portrayed. Instead, the negotiator should display his human qualities to the other side. Modesty and asking

duct of negotiation, it is obviously negotiable. People also gain power by taking risks. Overall, Canadians risk far less than their American cousins. It seems we are anxious to invest in a “sure thing.” But, to be a good negotiator, ,one must sometimes take a risk. The power of expertise is also an effective negotiating tool. Often people accept an expert’s opinions as the final word. If you are perceived by others as having specialized knowledge, many people will treat you with respect. Establishing your background and credentials

early in a confrontation makes your statements less likely to be challenged. Persistence is also a power in itself, Most ideas are resisted fiercely when first introduced., This occurs because people generally do not like change. They find the status quo comfortable. This means in negotiations, you need perseverance to win. Time is important for negotiations. According to Cohen, the most significant concessions and settle-

Persistence is to power what carbon is to steel.

turns” as opposed to hard: instead af “take it or leave it ,” try “I understand your predicament, and your argument is certainly valid, but that’s all I’ve got.” If possible, back

As long as you get there before its over, you’re never too late. - James J. Walker that they’re interested in the product. They’ve also shown they can be pushed around, and finally they’ve accepted the legitimacy of the price. Often, we do not question things such as printed documents, forms and contracts because we perceive them to be the final word. This isn’t ne’cessarily _ so. The Q~st valuable &gotiating tool in @urnstanctis. such as this one is u~&ng comp&ition,. Think of your money as something @veryone is bidding for, Let others know that there are comparable models in rival outlets that are cheaper or that you like better, Perceived competition creates an’instant edge in your favour, Showing that your needs are not satisfied also provides’ an advantage in negotiating. Whether real or fictionalized, making reference to unsatisfactory qualities of the product indicate to the salesperson that your needs are not fully met. Therefore, his needs shouldn’t be totally satisfied either. With every trapsaction, both parties should win. Dealing with secondary elements

up your final position with some form of documentation. A tactic Cohen calls the “nibble” is often used preceding the ultimatum. The nibble gets the other side to invest his time in you, For instance, spending six hours asking questions and looking at products before you make an ultimatum make’s it harder for him or her to say no to it because of the time invested in you.

questions are important to this process. These characteristics are especially important when using the nibble approach. Cohen advises using a collaborative approach at the initial stages of the nibble tactic, as though you’re hungry for help, Pretending you need help, forces the other side to invest time in you. Power is also essential forGego& ation. It is simply a way of getting from one point to another. Power is not all negative: there are’ many forms of positive power. Already

ment actions occur close to the deadline. Therefore, it is to your advantage to be. patient, rather than jI make panicky and rash compromises. Do not be coaxed into believing that deadlines are sacred. A dead2 line is also a product of negotiation, and therefore negotiable. In negotiation with adversaries, do not reveal your real deadline to the other side, and if possible find out theirs. Although the other side may seem to have all the time in the world, their deadlines are limited too. Information is the most crucial element of negotiations. Try to obtain information prece&g any negotiations. This information could come directly from the colleagues of the other side, objective third parties, or the adversary’s competition. The more information you have about the other side’s deadlines, financial position, priorities, costs, real needs, and organizational pressures, the better off you are. Again,

The secret of walking on water is knowing where the stones are. mentioned are the powers of precedent and Iegitimac). We shoild be wary of both of these whenthey are being used against us, but at the same time, we should use them to our advantage. Do not regard printed words as the final word. Use these documents to strengthen your negotiations. Begin to question the legitimacy of things. Legitimate documents and prices are only the result of other negotiations and by no means absolute. For instance, a price in a store has been manipulated by the marketing, financial, and advertising departments before it was decided upon. There is no legitimate price that came out of the “The Big Printer in the Sky.” Cohen reasons that since price is the pro-

using the modest .?h&p: me” approach gets .a)more responsive audience; You can use information to your advantage. Say you want to buy stereos from a manufacturer. A key piece of information you would like is the other side’s real l&its to cost, and how much they are willing to sacrifice to make a deal.-Assuming a budget of $15,000, begin with a low offer. When it is declined, let it climb slowly, but by a narrower number each time as if you are approaching your upper limit. - Negotiating is a vital, everyday skill that can help you to be successful. By practising negotiating skills in circumstances where the stakes are not high, you can prepare yourself for the big time. Good luck!

lease is eagerly awaited. At about 11:00 p.m., Blue Rodeo took the stage and launched into a set of tunes from their two LPs, Outskirts and Diamond Mine. Over the next ninety minutes or so, the band showed why, a couple of weeks ago, they received their Casby as Canada’s best band. At the opening chords of Outskirts barnburner Heart Like Mine, the stage was a-crushed with people, all dancing and many singing along.

by Peter Brown Imprint staff Blue Rodeo used to be regulars ‘round these parts, but success with their latest LP, Diamond ~ia8, has drawn them away to exotic locales like Hollywood to visit such luminaries as the Streepster herself. All kidding aside, it’s good to see Jim and Greg and the boys getting exposure south of the border, when you consider only moderately talented bands such the Cowboy Junkies becoming media darlings. Blue Rodeo has been virtually ignored in the U.S., except for a promising Rolling Stone review. Anyway, how qbout the concert? The Rodeo made their much-awaited return to the Fed Palace last Saturday night, and delivered their usual molten performance, This band has built a reputation of energetic and intense live work, and certainly lived up to their billing. The polarized vocal styles of co-leads Jim Cuddy and Greg Keelor again set off the satisfying mix of country and guitar psychedevlia, But, lemme talk about the opening act first. Last time, they had Crash Vegas, and the tradition of solid openers continued. An Australian band called Tall Tales and True, a true product of the late 80’s guitar resurgence+ treated our ears to forty minutes of interesting and entertaining guitar rock. This five-member group rumbled and crooned its way through a wide range of stuff, from heavy rock/blues to semiacoustic country.

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how many boring guitar shots must we pmt. . . The Fed crowd displayed their usual indifference to openers, and only a few hardy souls ventured onto the dance floor for the excellent Tales set. Though one could detect an accent in the lead singer’s speaking voice bet ween songs, he-1had* perfected a stand. 1 . ard1 .v Nortn nmerlcan rock sin-

photo by DaveThomson ger’s accent, spiced up occasionally with a noticeable t Wang. The most attention-grabbing bandmember was a fiddle-toting leprechaun of a man, dressed more like a member of The Jam than anything else, A fine open’ T.-h”*l.-+“fr ,ll.....-:---I at-++7%n,wl

Greg Keelor gave the audience a taste of his Dylan-esque nasal twang in the Rodeo’s more rocking tunes Joker’s Wild and Out skirts, two songs that encapsulate the cynical personal and social comment of the band. Meanwhile, Jim “Cuddly” Cuddy (Jude says “Mmm-mmmm”] revealed their country ballad side with House of Dreums and encore favourite Try. The concert featured the always solid and occasionally inspired bass work of Basil Donovan and drumming of Mark French, the newest member. And, as always, the customers closest to the right side of the stage could get their money’s worth by watching intense and eclectic keyboardist Bobby Wiseman, who just never sits still. Wiseman involves his entire+ body in the music, and does not rest with a part of his hardware untouched, using elbows, knees, and inanimate objects on his ivories, especially during such solo sound delicacies as Piranha Pool and Diamond Mine.

So it happened like this. It was a dark and stormy night last Wednesday, November 15th . 1 . well, it was. It was a-pouring cats and dogs, ,and one of my faves, 54-40, w&s appearing at the almighty Twist. Photographer Pete and I braved the

Read me first! elements (not really) and ventured into the cold, gloomy evening to catch those dudes in action. After we figured out how the beer stands worked, Pete and I waited and waited for the first auditory assault. The opening group, Ultima Thule, was a more than adequate warm-up band. These Estonian rockers, whom 54-40 met during a Moscow rock festival, are fresh, lively, and sometimes even sing in English. Most interesting, however, are

Floating, a favourite for Wiseman fans, was conspicuously absent, as were live gems Love and Understanding and Let’s Live It Up While It’s Still Legal. But the set was still jam-packed with tunes from the Diamond Mine LP: One Day, The Dime Store Greaser and the Blonde Mona Lisa, and Now and Forever, as well as their live standards Galveston and What Am I Doing Here.

Frozen in blood Keelor preceded Florida with a description of the events leading to him writing the song. Something about his best friend stealing his gal on a vacation, and the two of them now living in suburban limbo in Scarborough. The Rodeo finished off their encore with a characteristic inQtrumental number, with Wiseman, Donovan, and French all chipping in solos. Altogether, Blue Rodeo made a fine introduction to newcomers and gave old fans more of what they love about the band: a mixture of classically country hurtin’ songs, rocking celebrations of love, and rich, psychedelic accounts of “the outskirts of your life.”

Down in nowhere by Stacey Lobin Imprint staff

Avid Blue Rodeo fans look for new gimmicks in his act, and we weren’t disappointed. This time, Bobby found a Perrier bottle to tap his drumsticks against.

their modern interpretations of Estonian folk tales. They entertained the crowd for a good hour or so, but after a while all their material started to sound the same. I was a teensy bit glad to see them go. Also, the sound system (either the Twist’s or the band’s) was incredibly loud and painful, and I fekrled that my delicate hearing wouldn’t last the night. It did: however, my ears were still ringing thirty-six hours later. After a painfully long wait, during which we were sutijected to horrid danse musique, 54-40 took the stage. Having never seen them live before, I didn’t quite know what to expect: I was told that they were exciting, emotional, and energetic in concert, Whoever told me that must have seen a slight Iy different. perhaps younger band. What I saw was Neil Osborne and Phil Comparelli going through some musical grimaces and some half-hearted rabble rousing. Where was the excitement? Where was the thrill? Obviously, it was buried under Osbbrtie’s stern, aloof

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manner. Neil, lighten up! Enjoy the party, for God’s sake. Don’t think me harsh and cruel: there were several bright moments that quickened the pace and brought a sparkle to my eye: LGo Blind, truly one of their. best songs; Baby Ran, anotli&%’ crowd pleaser; and a song from-:; their second album, One Gun. .:.‘Notice that none of the songs from their current album, Fight for Love, made the list, They’re just not really interesting. Sure, they sound good; sure, I gwe it a glowing review a few weeks back; however, I really haven’t listened to it all that much since

No, read me first! then. It’s kind of boring. Maybe I had extraordinary expectations, but I was disappointed with the show. I’ll try to enjoy myself next time, I promise.

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Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

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h BOREllPixies debacle y OFTHE’ NMlTllFE ? bjr Derek Weiler Imprint staff

The Apocalypse Club, nestled iin the heart of Little Italy on Toronto’s College St. West, is unquestionably a hole. The place is tiny and was not designed with a I=oncert-going audience in mind. The ceilings are low and cramped, and the stage is raised perhaps one foot off the floor. I Even under the best of circumI stances, it’s not a very good place 1to see a band. And tonight is far 1from the. best of circumstances. Anticipation of tonight’s attraction has resulted in a soldout show, and the tiny club is packed to the rafters. From the, stage back, there is one solid crush of human flesh. As you I---l mm-ml-P .I move rarrner Dam, people arc or the standing on chairs shoulders of their friends, or li! terally hAnRing from the beams ! ’ 1 n the ceiling. The end re this- mess :* +L* **a

Ace photos Piet Stathis leans against a wall, sadly shaking his head. “I’ll never truly be able to say I saw the Pixies,” he says with a rueful smile. Nodding glumly, I wander off to try to catch another glimpse of what’s happening onstage. No luck. Perhaps the cruelest aspect of this whole business is that the Pixies are performing fabulously. In fact, when they took the stage and started flogging the B-side Do the Manta Ray, I almost thought they’d be able to pull it off. Certainly, they’re giving it their best, running through songs from DoolittIe and Surfer Rosa with passion and power. Cactus drips with -steamy Ye-

Evidently, the crush in front of the stage has become so serious that the Pixies must cut the show short. So after a fine run through Manta Ray, Charles announces, that they’ll be finishing up with Tame. They play the song and leave the stage, but the crowd doesn’t budge. Clearly they’re expecting an encore; after all, the Pixies have played for less than an hour. Only after a terse announcement from a manager (“Ladies and gentlemen, that’s it, the show is over!“] do they begin, reluctantly, to disperse. In the aftermath of a concert that will universally be remembered as a disaster, it’s hard to

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determine how to dole out the blame. Certainly, the band did everything they could with the hat, it’s. still only situation; they are as close to ..titil$.that, but blameless as anyone. But with $.‘~.&&,‘:‘&ttingthe band putting in so much, how could the concert have been such a complete catastrophe? The fans that were there that night will have to bear their fair share of the blame. The crowd’s selfish and disgusting behaviour only ensured that a poor time was had by all. But most of all, the Pixies should never have been booked into a place as tiny as the Apocalypse. I don’t know who was responsible for that, but they goofed. Even the intense demand for tickets for the sold-out show demonstrated that. If the Pixies had been afforded the medium they deserved (they could have easily filled RPM or the Diamond, or even‘prbduced a respectable turnout at the Concert Hall) the concert would very likely have been one of the major 8%&r, as it’s been\0 nighi. And 11 events of the term. Instead, it’s left a bitter metallic taste in.the mance only serves to underscore mout’hs of everyone who was the limitations and problems of there. the concert.

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by Leslie Petrault Imprint staff South Pacific has been seen by most television viewers. Many of us may know songs such as I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right / Outta My Hair. and Some En‘chanted Evening. From November 15-19, The Centre in the Square hosted the Rodgers and Hammerstein production. The musical is set on two islands in the South Pacific during a lull in fighting with Japan. The most spectacular feature of the whole production is the set. Like The King and I shown last season at the Centre, it thrusts the audience immediately into a different era. In both cases, it is a time where optimism prevails, regardless of the surrounding circumstances. My first impression of the production was that it seemed out of sync with what ‘is going on in the world today. There was the naive, happy-go-lucky attitude of Nellie Forbush, a native from Little Rock, Arkansas. Her admirer, Emile De Becque, is more worldly than Forbush, but

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“young and smiling” to fill the gap in his life. The two refer to themselves as “cock-eyed optimists.” The American marines are being asked by their superiors to “lick the Japs,” but they are optimists and disregard thoughts

of battle in favor of fun. The nurses on the island share in the antics, and the sailors love iti after all, There is Nothing Like a Dame! Of course, one must remember that this play is of a different era, The people behaved differently, and they probably had to. In the midst of death and fear, South Pacifid shows the sense of fraternity that was needed to get through the war. It shows that

people can search for happiness in the simplest ways: that romance can evolve out of a battle caused by hatred. South Pacific is a‘very funny play.

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laugh when he dresses up as a “beautiful” dame, complete with shapely coconuts on top. De Becque humorously mimics the American women as he dances around the stage, a towel over his head, singirig I’m Gonna Wash that Man Right Outta My

Hair. The most redeeming feature of the play is also the most relevant: that of racial confrontation. The Americans have been “taught to hate all the people [their) relatives hate,” those who have eyes of ai “odd”‘shape, and skin of a different shade. Both central romantic relationships in the production rely on a resolution of racial differences. When these differences are

resolved, the audience sees that even at that time, prejudice, could be overcome. The optimism and humanitarian elements that grow out of this production remain in the viewer’s mind, South Pacific leaves a warm feeling in your heart. Although the world may seem impossibly happy, its effect is positive. South Pacific is a lot of fun and one should not be too quick5 dismiss its releVance.

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Char Ots of the Bigheads

by John Hymars Imprint staff

It seems that being Canadian is almost advanta&ous in the music business these days. Sure, Bruce Cockburn took a while to achieve global notice, but the worId has grown up since then and discovered Blue Rodeo, Jeff Healy, Cowboy Junkies, k.d. lang, Sons of Freedom, and so on. And now our unsuspecting planet is about to get a taste of the latest Canadian assault: Monuments Galore, from Winnipeg, This Saturday, they raid the Bombshelter in support of their new, Mitch Easter-produced album. According to the band, there should be no surprise about where they come from: Winnipeg is apparently crawling with young, new bands. “Right now,” says drummer Doug Dobson, “it’s actually quite- booming. There is a bii surging of original bands coming out from there.” But Monuments Galore paid their dues before breaking free of

pened to have his number. So we just phoned him up and got through to him and sent him some tapes. He loved them, and it worked out from there.” Mitch Easter or not, the biggest publicity push Monuments Galore received was from the Canadian public, in the form of the CASBY awards: they won an award in last year’s ceremonies for “Best Unsigned Recorded Act,” says Dobson, “We were shocked. We had no idea. We didn’t even know that ,Ar* IAIPFPnnmin atnt-4 INn happened to be watching ‘rii awards, and we went ‘oh yeah, this looks fairly Canadian.‘Then Dave Thomas (of SCTV fame) came on and named a few bands, Change of Heart and a few others, and nominated us. We just went pheeew, and then we won; it was quite a shock. It was good; real good, lots of exposure in Toronto.” This good exposure has merely augmented their seven year existence. If nothing else, ill@+

Monuments Galore have been Inked with the ancient Mayans. Winnipeg’s musical permafrost. According to Dobson, they initiated the warming trend: “We pretty well were at the forefront of it (the wave of new bands). We started this a long time ago. Seems like lately that everybody has jumped on the band wagon. Yeah, lots of original bands right now. The Johns, the Watchmen, the Crash Test Dummies. In fact, they’re [the Crash Test Dummies) working on a deal with BMG right now, the same label that we are on.” With all these bands coming out of Winnipeg, it makes sense that somehow it is special, that it somehow coerces bands out of the city’s furthest corner and deepest crack. ‘*Well,+’cominents Dobson, “in Winnipeg you have nothing to do in the winters except staying down in your basement and keep warm and write songs. It makes you work a little hardep <in the

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However, this did not constitute a problem for the Winnipeg quintet. Says Dobson: “No, we weren’t really too worried about that because we are nothing like R.E.M. But we didn’t know what to expect. We just taIked to him on the phone and he sounded like a real down to earth Southern type of guy. When he got off the

winters: that’s for sure. But we don’t have nothing to compare it

stops along the way; including two colleges in the Maritimes. And, as far as I know, we are about eleven overall on the college radio, which is pretty good.” The product that they are pushing on this tour is their first BMG release, a self titled effort produced by Mitch’ Easter, whose most notable work was with R&E.M. Working with such a bigname can prove to be quite an albatross, especially in the pigeon holing cate :ory so loved by the masses.

“We had this album recorded for about a year before we even had a record deal. So, it (getting Easter) was all our own doing. We happened to know a girl who happened to live there and hap-

record deal, and stuff like that which boosts you along the way. You just keep looking for things like that, and hopefully this album will do well for us.”

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wanna-be’s, “grebo” bands. Jesus Jones and the Wonderstuff are two of those. Jesus Jones have followed PWEI into the world of metal guitar meets hip-hop rythms. Too bad that they have even less to say than the Poppies. Too bad their first LP Liquidizer is a load of boring crap. Too bad I can’t even think of anything else to

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say about this except don’t waste your money on it. Whatever you think about the Wonderstuff, you must admit that they haven’t done the copout thing and simply emulated whatever mood the Poppies are in, The new Wonderstuff LP Xup displays that they are indeed a separate entity from PWEI. They’ve spiced up their basic

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by Sandy Atwal Imprint staff Sire, why dost thou look so melancholy? A hh, page, the new /oe Strummer album is out. But sire, this should be a day of rejoicing and festivities! Let me call for the mutton and the ale! Nay, page, it shall not be so, for verily, the album sucks. Nay sire, it canSlot be so, for Strummer is from the Clash, a mighty band of fierce fighting men what changed the course of histopy! Aye, ‘tis so, but I say again, the album i-s just shitty. Speak not so loudly sire, lest the gods hear ye and smite thee down, I ctlre not, for I am a wise and powerful king and must beseech my citizens to heed my advice and not buy this album. Strummer has insulted his listeners, he has profaned their ears, and tried to fuse jazz and existential lyrics, the result of which is sheep’s droppings. He believes that he is some type of beat poet, he makes references to Charlie Parker. Sire, is there no redeeming feature on the album? Nay, I fear not, for the album’s first track Gangsterville is an alI-time low for Strummer, and the rest of the album goes downhill from there. The lyrics are supposed to invoke thought, yet they invoke only sleep. They are a cross bet ween James Joyce and Mother Goose, truly offensive. Alas, sire, this portends ill for our country, J fear for our crops. As do I. It is indeed o sad day in the kingdom, scorned.

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but their stance is difficult to ascertain; it’s tough to distill sincerity from the bored whineof their singing and their hip cynicism (showing them to be heirs of David Letterman). It’s impossible to tell if such songs are touching and largehearted or just glib and callous, especially when they sing in mock sentimental voices on Bside of Life. about buying dinner ’ at the 7-11 and eating it in front of the TV.

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff state of North society and the overabundance of social observers, it’s not all that challenging to point out all that ills American society - it can no longer be deemed insightful to point out the shallowness of yuppies or the corruption of televangelists. Timbuk 3 [husband and wife duo Pat and Barbara K. MacDonald] have made a career of stating the obvious with their basic roots rock coloured by heavy bluesy strokes, folksy- fingerpicking, ghostly harmonica, and grainy vocals, and are back with c = more of the same with Edge of Allegiance. They also still affect to be sPokesPeoPle for smalitown/blue collar angst on Bside Of Life, Dirty, Dirty Rice, and Daddy’s Down In The Mine,

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The Bad Brains are back! Vocalist HR has reunited with his bandmates after a couple of.solo years and the original masters of rasta-core, unlike most mainstream rock reunions, still have something valid, if not incredibly new, to offer. Producer Ron St. Germain has once again helped Bad Brains make a killer album with exceptional sound quality, perhaps even bettering the Brains’ last studio effort I A ainst I. While that LP was ten i!ered around a few standout tracks, Quickness is uniformly strong. The beauty of this record lies in the band’s ability to simultaneously sound restrained and monstrous. Having expected a deeper exploration of their reggae, funk, and soul influences on this record [and indeed there is some), I was [pleasantly) surprised to be bombarded with the power rock material that predominates here.

Profit’s eye? Dr. Know’s deadly accurate axemanship shines as usual, as it interplays wonderfully with the potent and precise rhythm section. All the while, HR sings, gro.ans, and shouts spiritually

In the church of the poison mlnd motivated praises to Jah. These four form a unique combination that, while treading on familiar ground here, still manages to send shivers up and down my spine. On Voyage of Infinity the familiar chord structure of I Against I’s Intro is fleshed out into a full length powerhouse. Gene Machine, Meanwhile, Don’t Blow Bubbles, and Sheba thrash with all the intensity of the band’s Rock for Light days. But with all their heavy energy the Brains can still create a shimm&ring reggae song in Prophet’s EjW. it would be wrong to predict that this record will change anyone’s life. Quickness, for the , most part, -builds on familiar

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by Stacey Lobin Imprint staff Ian, oh Ian, what have YOU You’ve taken my very dreams and dashed them under-. foot. For years you were my idol, you and those other Bunnyqen, and now you’re just a mere parody of yourself, a nothing.

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989 the energy and excitement of classic, early, genuine Bunnymen and combine it with the slick disaster that was the final, fatal Bunnymen album? Did you expect die-hard Bunnymen fans ;o follow you mindlessly in your every endeavor? Wrong, wrong, WRONG Imagine getting whopped in the face with a day-long lollipop. Too much sugary sweetness-deiivered with such a sudden blow is too much for any sane person to take. I can only imagine that McCulloch is trying desperately to gain world-wide radio play,

otherwise why would he demean himself by cranking out fIowery, transparent, second-rate nonsense? This kind of stuff only sounds good pn the soundtrack of a Molly Ringwald movie. Indeed, I hanR mv head in shame. --

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Along a rocky rotid In the dim light of the dance hall, while massaging her neck, he unzips the back of her dress, without a word. For one reason or another, she yields. Kloves tells the entire story

Frank, burdened with family and other suburban obligations, suggests to Jack, the surly punk with attitude, that they take on a female singer to snazz,up the act.

by iohn Zachariah I+rint staff

It’s easy to go for the feel-good jugular when filming a romance. Spicing things up wit adversity never hurts, either,.Indeed, the happy resolution of singers ever t seemingIy impossible love is often accompanied by clean slates all around (ie, the recently had released and very gross Gross Anatomy), c But because audiences have as become conditioned to expect brave new worlds from the roots ac of love, The Fabulous Baker .:‘.I@% the BOYSmay come as something of a :“ ‘@t tered, ~4 shock, not least because it Qo-::.~...~~.4Cil~~ad~.pears not to deliver that promises. The script has do with happy endings, Screenwriter Steve who also makes his dir debut, is more COI

honesty, how it fun lives as a double-e when to sheath it, wield it. His story reveals ti less truths in a bittersweet painfully unsentim manner, thus running ro over the saccharine which would have o made the picture leadep The fabulous !3!&~: Frank (Beau B;ldgd vT*..-Rn* Lnrre cb” bridges], who tour night clubs in Seattle with their ham-fisted lounge act, sitting behind their respective grand piano8 tinkling out classics like “Feelings” to largely uninterested patrons. The whining, nitpicking

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Her wise, gritty exterior prevents us from telling if she’s doing penance or simply reminiscing. To Jack, this is unimportant; from his point of view, some kind of barrier has been lowered.

H:IP-MAP 1 , No doubt about it, your best bet tonight is at the godawful Apocalypse club in Toronto. SST band Run Westy Run are touring in support of their latest [great) LP and their rockin’ sound promises to translate very well live. If I hadn’t sworn never to see another show at the Apocalypse, I’d consider going myself. If you’re in a cultured mood, you can catch the drama department’s presentation of Twelfth Night at the Modern Languages Theatre, 8:00 p.m. The play will also be appearing tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, Winnipeg band Monuments Galore are at the Bombshelter. They’re touring in support of their major-label debut, which was produced by Southern guru Mitch Easter. . For all you skinheads and ska lovers out there, the.MorthAmerican Ska Party appears at Toronto’s Concert Hall on Supday, November 26. The Toasters and the Hopping Penguins will be on hand, among others. Well folks, what with the end-of-term crunch upon us, you should really all be studying and working hard. So it’s probably just as well that there’s nothing too hip going down for the rest of the week. I will mention 10,000 Maniacs at the O’Keefe Centre on Tuesday, November 28. But don’t go expecting Peace Train; after Cat Stevens backed the Ayatollah’s death threat on Salman Rushdie, Natalie Merchant declared “I have no intention of playing that song ever again”. It’s a little hard to be impressed by Merchant’s integrity when it’s painfully obvious that the only reason she recorded Peace Train in the first place was,in a bid for some airplay. Oh well . , . Urn, let’s see . . . Kid Crible-& the Coconuts are at RPM on Tuesday the ZBth, and at Superstars on the 29th. Also on Wednesday the 29th+ the Phantoms are making a rare local appearance at Guelph’s Trasheteria. Over at the Princess Cinema, you can catch the Animation Celebration till next Sunday. And next week, from Monday the 27th through Thursday the 30th, you can catch a live action play, Pass the Butler, written by none other than Monty Python genius Eric Idle. It starts at 6130on the Tuesday, 7:~ on the other days. Should be -funny. Uh, well.. . in the future, watch for The Alarm, The Deja Voodoo Barbecue, and of course the ever-present Rolling Stones appearance at the SkyDome in early December. That’s it, that’s all, I’m gone,/ laughter) But Kloves gives the old formula a stiff shot of melancholy and pours it into a tragic mold. You may leave feeling dissatisfied that cherubs did not sing at

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TUFFER THAN THE REST Knight best coach, Chen best defensive back in CIAU Yo recruit wants to play for a team that is; always O-7. So, with a winning season bfnind them now, the Warriol+s will benefit from a greater interest in the Waterloo football program by grade 13 players who are trying to select a university to go to and play for. “We are received now with a little bit more respect. The kids and coaches are more receptive. Now we have erased that gap of always promising a great turna-

by Rich Nichol Imprint staff It was a fitting end to a great season. Any coach of the year award is not only decided on a team’s success, but also on the team’s improvement compared to the rest of the league. In CIAU football there was no person more deserving of the CIAU Coach of the Year Award than Waterloo skipper Dave “Tuffy” Knight. At the CIAU awards2banquet, a part of the Vanier Cup festivities in Toronto, Knight collected his hardware and Waterloo defensive back Richard Chen was named a first-team CIAU all-star for being among the best in Canada at his position. Knight brought a crumbling football program that was 0-30 in just under five seasons, to 4-3 in 1989 league play. It is incredible to see what one man’s influence will make on a team that has been kicked around by the critics since the fall of 1984. L When asked how he felt about receiving the award after such a comeback season, Knight said, “We were really pleased and I am very gratified -about winning this award. It definitely capped off a great season. But it was a coaching staff award. Football is a lot more complicated

A team effort’with coaching staff of Chuck McMann, Ed ~3Bajon, Mike Sitko, Chris 3 Piantafilou, Brad Winter. . than other sports and needs more coaching specialization. I think that all of our coaches did an outstanding job” this season: Chuck McMann, *Ed Bajon, Mike Sitko, Chris Triantafilou, and Brad Winder. The coaching staff is a team in

“We are received now with a little more respect.” Tuffy Knight I

Knight brought a crumbling football program that waa O-30 In lust under five seasons, to 4-3 In 1989 league play. photo by Joanne Sandrin itself and everyone should receive credit for this award, “The staff was really pleased how well the team has done and felt it is a definite ’ ~fq +the r&ht direction. We thou@ of the playoffs as our goal from last year and were very satisfied to accomplish it. It would have been nice to win it all but this is a start.” Knigh’t, the second winningest coach in CIAiJ history with a 108-51-4 record, has received the CIAU Coach of the Year Award on two previous occasions as head coach of the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks, Was this one the best yet? I “I think that this might be the most satisfying of the three because of where we came from at the beginning of the

season. The fact that we came from O-33 to win our last four league games and make the playoffs is very gratifying.” Knight has already got a head start on preparations for nextseason. The co&ing staff has looked at potential recruits from 50-60 different high schools in Ontario. At this time last year, they had only looked at approximately 35 high schools. “We’ve seen some high schools play and now we have to visit the schools. The third step is to get the players to come here to the university for a visit. Our coaching staff is right where we want to be in our recruiting, way ahead of last year’s schedule. Hopefully we will be able to repeat the huge success of our visits to the schools last year.”

round season with an O-7 behind us. The kids hesitated when we made promises like that;so now we don’t have to worry about that anymore. It makes the recruiting process a little easier,” Knight says, When asked what’s in store for the future of Tuffy Knight, he replied jokingly, “Well I think I’m going to go with the Cleveland Browns coaching staff next season. No, seriously, I am settled here now and I have a feel for the school and its academic and athletic programs. The longer you are here, the better you will be to explain the university programs to the recruits and hopefully increase interest.” “Tnis has to be one of the highlights of my football career,” said Chen regarding his first-team All-Canadian recognition. !‘But like coach Knight said, this was a team effort and there, were 50 other AllCanadians on the team this year.” Teammate Paul Kilby remarked, “Richie is a great assetlto the team. Even though he is an individual all-star, he is probably the best “team” player I have ever seen here in Waterloo football.”

Crisp _ sets new. puck. record) by Andrew Kinross Imprint staff

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What does the Warrior fosward line of Tony Crisp, John Goodman, and Jamie Maki have in common with the former,Edmonton Oiler trio Gretzky, Kurri, and Tikkanen? Quite a lot, if you ask Warrior head coach Don McKee. “They’re such an explosive unit,” said McKee. “That line has a lot of experience in this leagtie. You’ve got Goodman with five years, Maki with four years and Crisp with two years.” McKee then compared the impact of the line to that of the Edmonton line. Crisp, Goodman and Maki certainly dominated hockey action last weekend, being a part of 11 out of 13 Warrior goals. In the process, Waterloo routed the Ryerson Rams 9-4 last Friday night

in Toronto and then came back to double the Toronto Varsity Blues 4-2 at the Columbia Icefield on Sunday afternoon. At the beginning of the season, Crisp talked about his two linemates. “Jamie is one of the toughest guys in the league and

,he’s starting to get a rkputation an4 guys are staying away from him,” artid Crisp, “and John , , , they just can’t catch him. So I can give John the puck and you know k’s going to get it down the ice. Sd we’ve been wqrking well together.” Crisp no longer has to worry about the line working well, Ag’&inst Ryerson, Crisp collected five goals - doubling his goal scoring output to ten on the season - and added three assists, a new UW points per game record. On this night, it seemed Ryerson had just as good a chance of stopping Crisp with or without a goalie. Crisp used his mastery of the quick release snap shot to elude goalie Mark Murray. The Ryerson goaltender tended to go down on the pray too quickly and his slow lateral movement allowed Crisp to find the openings with little difficulty. Jamie Maki scored his first two goals of the year, both power play markers, to put Waterloo out in front 2-O after lo:49 of Play* The Warriors had staked out a

‘5-1 lead midway through the game when defensive errors permitted Ryerson to get back within striking distance. Ryerson forward Mark Cascagnette intercepted a pass from Ian Pound right in front of the Warrior net, and he slotted it between the pads of goaltender Mike Bishop. The Rams added another shorthanded goal just 28 seconds later and closed the gap

to 5-3.

But after that, it was all Warriors. Crisp popped in three more and also set up Maki for his third goal of the evening. Pound was the other Waterloo goal scorer. The Warriors outshot the Rams 43-22.

On Sunday afternoon at the Columbia Icefield, the Warriors offered more exciting action and

were able to stay ahead of the Toronto Varsity Blues, clinching

the game 4-2. At 294 of the first period, Landry Smith centred the puck to John Dietrich w.ho cruised through the slot all alone and scored on Blues goaltender Paul Henriques, John Goodman came in close

The W8mlot forwards have become a with merciless, floggings al Flyerson and Toronto.

photo by Pietr Stathis was right on the money with a contact with the Blues goalie on slap shot to the upper right hand several occasions. On one play, corner. Goodman circled behind-the ToIn the third period, Goodman ronto net while the Warriors collided heavily with Henriques were applying pressure and Henriques chose to throw his * after he had shifted out of his goal crease to block the puck and goalie stick at him, an illegal move that drew a penalty shot. Tony Crisp took the shot and

Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

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SPORTS

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logged game time, as compared to thee Intire 12-man lineup in the

The Warrior basketball team raised its pre-season record to g-2 with two victories, and the tournament crown at St. John Fisher College in Rochester, N.Y, this past weekend. Waterloo defeated the host Cardinals 76-70 in the final, after trailing 37-31 at the half.

In their first round game, the Warriors tipped the hardwood in a big wag as they ripped St, losgph, a small NCAA division III school from Vermont, 118-61. Their performance must have opened some eyes at CIAU headquarters, as this week’s national rankings include Waterloo for the first time in this pre-season. The fourth team in the CardinalMony Tournament was Webster College from New Hampshire. This was Waterloo’s third appearance in the event, and their first gold. The Warriors were again--led by tournament MVP guard Chris Troyak (39 points, .five rebounds], along with all-stars Andy Zienchuk (48 points, nine rebounds) and Ron Braley (25 points, 12 rebounds). “Sometimes it’s hard, after the hype in the Naismith, to g& going again,” said head coach Don McCrae. “Defeating an I American team in its own gym, on its own floor, is a feat.” This observation was borne out by the stats of the championship game, in which only seven members of the Warrior roster

first-round rout. In that semi-final game, the St. Joseph squad was “really shorthanded,” as six Warriors scored in double digits and St, Joseph committed 23 turnovers, to Waterloo’s 13. Top-scorihg Warrior Zienchuk launched 17 field goal attempts, making eight of them, and was l-for-3 from the* far side of the three-point line for a total of 20 points. He also hauled down seven rebounds.

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Troyak, spending a team-high 25 minutes on the court, was an almost perfect 5-for-6 from the floor and flawless on three free throws. Centre Pat Telford doubled Troyak’s shooting numbers, lo-for-12 from the field, and. shared team rebound honours (eight] with Darren D’Aguilak, who also had four baskets on six attempts. Telford finished with 21 points, D’Aguilar with eight. Guard Mike Duarte also potted 5-for-6, and ended up with 18 points. Braley and Chris Moore rounded out the double-digiters with 13 and 14 points respec-

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Raymond Boyd was St. Joseph’s top scorer, with 23 points. despite a sickening g-for-23 from the wood. The halftime score was an “over before it was started*’ 57-31 for Waterloo, but unbelievably the Warriors pulled away further in the second half, more than doubling St. Joseph, 61-30, for the final 138-61 score. Then came the St. John Fisher Cardinals, semi-final winner over Webster College, in the championship game. Waterloo was down 37-31 at the half, but proved to have “much better focus at both ends of floor, offensively and defensively” in the second-frame, according to coach McCrae. “The post-Naismith blues were overcome in that half.” Waterloo again proved to be ice in the closing minutes as they sank six cdnsecutive free throws in the last two minutes, two each by Troyak, Zienchuk, and Telford. ’ As usual, Troyak and Zien-chuk were the main workhouses, each clocking 36 minutes. And what did they do in that 90 per cent of the game? Well$ Zienchuk just drained three.of his four three-point attempts and again went-8-for-17 from the field. Along with his nine free throws on 11 visits.to the line, he finished with 28 points, the highest total for either team. Zienchuk also grabbed three steals, Troyak was perfect, 8-for-& .

travel to Toronto for U of T’s National Invitational Tournament, Their first game was played yes-

from the line, sank seven of his 12 field goal attempts, and pro-

tively,

vided a trey of his own for 23 points. Braley crashed the boards for 12 points (6-for-11 from the wood) and six rebounds while spending 30 minutes in the game. Cardinal Kevin Friedel had 15 points in a losing cause. The Warriors will have a good look at some of their divisional opponents this weekend as they

terday (Thursday) against Regina (score unavailable at press time).

Other teams in UW’s pool inand New Brunsthe other pool contains Winnipeg, Western (ranked 3rd in CIAU), McMaster, and York. clude Toronto wick, while

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1 though the goaltender suffered a ~ cut, he was able to continue; The next time Goodman saw ~ the Toronto net he had no goaltender to get by. W‘ith Waterloo ahead 3-2, Toronto had pulled their goalie to try and score the ’ trying goal, but Goodman put athe game put of reach after he scored on the empty net, with the puck ricocheting of the goal post. Steve Girardi scored what proved to be the winning goal when he redirected a pass at the side of the net at 11:18 of the second period. Goalie Mike Bishop and the defence played a near perfect game, with the exception of two quick goals scored only 26 se-

conds apart close to the end of the third period. On the season, Bishop has maintained ,a 2-m.’

goals against average while Waterloo boasts the lowest goals against total in the league. The Waterloo power play clicked five times against the’ Rams as well as for the winning goal against the Blues. Coach McKee said that the power play had struggled against UQTR

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Athenas by Rich Nichol Imprint staff At the beginning of pre-season play,, the Athena basketball team looked to be in its best condition in three years, with five returning stars and eight highly talented rookies. But injuries are starting to plague the improved Athenas, much the same way last year’s squad suffered. During a game against the York Raiders last Friday, rookie starting guard Kathy Wordham twisted her knee on a collision with an opponent while driving through the paint in the dying seconds of the first half, Wordham has had knee problems before and “heard a crack” when

she hit the floor this time round. After an operation and tests on Thursday, it was confirmed that a partial knee fracture and torn ligaments will keep Wordhamon the sidelines for the rest of the season, a great loss to the Ath& nas. Luckily, some other injuries from earlier in the year are now gone. Sniper centre Leah Ann Erickson had b&en sidelined in recent games with fluid buildup in the knee and is back in the starting lineup, Meanwhile, the broken bone in the foot of rookie guard Paula Bishop is now healed and her return should add some quickness at the perimeter. Without the two starters Erickson and Wordham, the Athenas, limped through two weekend losses. The Athenas suffered through ‘a cakewalk courtesy of the York Raiders on

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Friday, 67-33, and were pummelled by St. Francis Xavier the following Sunday, 68-45. In the season opener, the Athenas still missed the anchored offence of Wordham and lost to Brock in a second half sleeper, 71-54. Details of the latter game will be published in next week’s issue. Athena head coach Leslie Dal Cin and assistant coach Karen McCulla both refused to comment on the York and St. F.X. games saying that they were totally disgusted with the t earn’s play * The Raiders, a club team made up of former OWIAA all-stars, dominated all aspectsof the >

Sniper centre Leah Ann Erickson, shooting \guard Brenda Kraemer and point guard Paula Bishop are now off the injury list and ready to play. game. York shot an impressive 47 per cent from the field and’58 per cent at the line, while the Athenas $ank a pitiful 30 per cent from the wood and 25 per cent at the charity stripe. Waterloo gave up 26 turnovers compared to only eight gifts by the. Raiders. Sandy Lucht paced the attack for the Raiders with 19 points, followed by teammates Jean Graham and Lisa Osbourne with 13 and ten points respectively. Jen Hinton and Sara Bradley eeked out eight, points apiece to top the scoring for Waterloo. The Athena8 faired well in rebounding, edged 33-32 by the Raiders. Veteran Jane Willett ripped down nine rebounds for Waterloo while rookies Christine Burow and Susan Eowcly qach grabbed six in the paint, Uw”s game against St. F*X.

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looked like a potential nailbiter in the opening minutes with the teams ekchan&ng three baskets each. The X-Women then began a full-court press which made Wa- ’ terloo panic and lose possession. When the Athenas did get the ball into the front court, they began throwing up bricks as York outsc.ored the Athenas 16-2 in the next nine minutes, Waterloo continued to show unorganized offence to halftime, slipping behind 32-17. The Athenas had problems draining baskets again in the second half, falling further behind, despite several timeouts by Dal Cin. Waterloo did not press the big ghooters at the perimeter, allowing St. F.X. to -drain five treys. At the final buzzer, the XWomen won 68-45. This time round, Waterloo gave up less turnovers and canned a much improved 49 per cent from the field and 70 per cent on free throws. But St.F.X. killed the Athena8 on boards, outrebounding UW 34-23 (15-7 on offensive rebounds]. St. F.X. guard Paula Doncaster led all scorers with 21 points, in~eluding three treys on seven attempts. Rookie Athena Sara Bradley added to her fine preseason totals, going 7-for-12 from the field and potting both of her free throw for 16 points. Sheila Riehl, another first-year player, logged plenty of floor time, collecting ten points for uw. Waterloo return8 to action on Friday, November 24 against Queen’s here at the PAC for an 8 p.m. start. Western comes to town on Saturday, December 2 for the Athenas second league game. Game. starts at 2 p.m.

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Huskies

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The Western Mustangs can now head into the 90s without

*tions and won the es on route to the endzone. This tie was short Ilived. On the next Western series, Tyrone Williams, the game’s * Huskle msk- the catch while MVP, accounted for 69 of the 76 yards of the touchdown drive. For the ne.xt nine minutes the game see-sawed back and forth, the only scoring being a Saskatchewan field goal to narrow the score to 14-10. Then, at 13:48 of the second ye! Hear ye! quarter, the action news team had flashbacks to a previous Warrior football staffer when St& and Student8 the Saskatchewan skipper blew a chance for points. With the ball on their own 42 vard line and the call to the

for the action new of us cannot think of any’team we dislike more than the WestLike, what is a ern “Stan&’ “Stting” anyway? We decided it was something you could catch if you didn’t

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facing third down and two, head ing in the half and the Huskies, coach Brian Towrise lost his without their regular placekmind and decided to challenge icker, needed at least 45 more the mighty Western front seven. yards for a reasonable chance to There are four good reasons score. why this was a bonehead call: I. Sabkatchewan had been unable to run on Western all first half. Aside from Farthing’s I& ~ yard TD run, the Huskies had averaged 2.1 yards a carry. 2. There was only 1:12 remain-

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Imprint, Friday, November 24, 1989

SPORTS

Waterloo by Gunde Svann

The early snow has once again generated enthusiasm among all typ,es of skiers. However, there is one group on campus that has been anticipating the snow since September. The group is the Univer$ity of Waterloo Athena and Warrior nordic ski team, under the knowledgeable coach. and fdrmer head -of physiotherapy, Brian Farrance; Farrance, with his vast background in exercise physiology and physiotherapy, has kept the number of injuries to a minimum and training smartly. This season’s nordic ski team started

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week of September with aerobic, anaerobic, and strength testing, On the final weekend of September, 26 individuals had their first taste of a dry land training camp at Hardwood Hills outside of Barrie. The nordic ski team has participated in other training events including the K-W Hospital-Prudential Rtin and the Waterloo Region Nordic Ski Club Road Ski Race. Participants in the K-W Hospital-Prudential Run were Steve Bentley, John Cowan, Roy Strum, Graham Wickens, J.P. Pinard, and Eva Sanz-Sole. At the Waterloo Region Nordic * Ski Club Race at Conestoga Mall, the University of Waterloo

took first prize in the university category with Bruce Klemets, Mark Rab, David Richardson, Fiona Griffiths and Eva SanzSole. The team will also be attending a dry land training camp this (weekend in a location yet to be decided. The nordic ski team is looking forward to their Christmas Ski Camp at Hardwood Hills, __ site of_ the World-Cup m. time trials for the national ski team, on December 26-32, The Warriors will have many returnees competing for six positions on the team, such as Dave Baerg, Mike’Bain, Steve Bentley, Bill Cameron, John Cowan, Mapcus Dell, Jason Gregoire, Jptln

More Pla&ue.victims. by Carol Dougen Imprint staff When the coach says “Who are I they?” you ’ would expect the team to be in trouble, and that is the feeling the volleyballers gave us on Tuesday as they met the Guelph Gryphons at the U of G. The Warriors gave the minuscule crowd a thrill as they got off; to a rough start. The teani’s anaemic appearance was made more apparent by the well-psyched Gryphons. Fortunately, Waterloo is stacked with extremely talented players. They didn’t play to their full potential, but still managed to capture the first game from Guelph 15-g. I think it had something to do with the Smith brothtirs’ choice of hot orange kneep

pads. The team gave a mediocre the team’s morale and to the exshowing simply because they perience and confidence level of $dn’t need much more to win. all players, The starting line is The second game offered a lit- not a fixed set df six, but has at tle more excitment to the match least two flexible positions. with some really good quicks This approach paid off as he and a few spectacular ace spike played alternate setter Rolph serves by Steve Smith. Despite Laber, hitter Will Zabjek and ofthis action the team wasn’t alive. fside Ian Heynen. The intensity There was nice hustle from Dave improved and the team took the Plouffe and Fred Koops as the Gryphon% 15-7 in only ten mingame picked up speed. utes, Mike Fullerton was put in for Watch for fine action as the Steve Smith and put up a good Warriors go to the Guelph Invifight for some great digs. The tational this weekend to chalteam took twenty minutes to lenge teams from Ontario and beat the Gryphon’s 15-6. the States. Scott Schantz ~has made a A very short post-gam& surswitch with the team this year in vey proved that despite the low intensity on the court, the Black that, when given the oppprtunity, he will play all dressed playPlague’s libido was very much ers. This will prove beneficial to intact. \

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ly-trained returnees battling for six positions on the Athena team including Kathleen Fraser, Fiona Griffiths, Brigid Rowan, Eva Sanz-Sole, and Rhonda Williams. Waterloo has added Lesley Fedora, Tory Seay, Leanne Simpson, and Robyn Wheeldon as well. With all these powerful additions to the team, the nordic ski team has an excellent chance for a successful season.

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W finishes 2nd at Dartmouth .

SPORTS-

Atherias. play’ some American by Diane Grady -. -* The Athena squash team travelled down to Dartmouth University in Hanover, New Hampshire to play in the CanAm tournament..Waterloo, along with York and McGill, competed in this hardball tournament against the American universities of Dartmouth, Williams, and Vassar. Hardball is the American game of squash, and as you might guess, the ball is hard as opposed to the soft ball used here. After spending one practice hour with.the hardball on Thursday, the Athenas were ready. _McGill was the first team encountered, with Waterloo winning four of the five matches. Louise Waite, playing the

number one position, won Waterloo’s only match against Dart-

mouth, the tournament’s eventual winner. Then came wins against York 5-0, Vassar 4-1, and Williams 4-1. The girls left Waterloo at 8 a.m. Friday and travelled through a snow storm to finally arrive in Hanover 12 hours later. Three rounds of the tournament were played Saturday, followed by a banquet. On Sunday, they played the last two rounds and, after a quick lunch and awards presentation, the Athenas were back in the van hhading home. Louise Waite came up against strong opposition, losing to the McGill and Vassar number one players. She handed Dartmouth one of their only losses of the tournament with a 3-2 decision+

Diane Lee playing second had wins against York, McGill, and Williams. Diane is looking forward to the softball part of the tournament next year at York. Playing third is the captain, Liana. Cooper. She had a very good tournament with four wins and-one loss. Lianti played consistently in the match agaihst Dartmouth, but was unable to

hardball

overcome the experience of’ l-ker opponent, losing 2-3. -Michelle

Samsways

had two

disappointing losses to the Dartmouth and Williams number four players, but had strong wins against York, *McGill, and Vassar. The newest Athena, Diane Grady playing fifth, came away with four wins and a loss, She also

lost

a tough

match

against Dartmouth going down 2-3. The final order of finish was (from first place]: Dartmouth, Waterloo, Williams, Vassar+ McGill, and York. The Athenas are back in action this weekend with the start of their regular season. The tournament is at Laurier on Saturday. Come out and support the team.

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Tony Crisp has been selected as one of the University of Waterloo and Molson’s Warriors of the Week. Tony is a second-year arts student from St. Mary’s,

Saviour which is Christ the Lord.” (Luke 2:10,11) Refreshmentsfollowing Service.

Ontario. Tony set a school record in the

Warfiars’ 9-4 victory over Ryer-

son this past Friday night. He had a total of eight points on five goals and three assists, Tony also scored a key goal in the Warriors’ second win this past weekend 4-2 over the University of Toronto. Tony is the Warrior Hockey team’s leading goal scorer with II goals atid seven assists in seven gameB.tHua far. b.

STEVE SMITH - Warrior Volleyball Steve Smith has been selected of WaterIoo and Molson’s Warriors of the Week. Steve is a third-year environmental studies student from St. Catharines, Ontario. Steve had a kill percentage of 70 in last Wednesday’s game against McMaster with a total of 22 /kills, 12 stuffs, eight ,rejections,, and two service aces. The Warriors downed the Marauders 15-12, 15-10, 15-l. Steve is a member of the National Team program. as another University

Honourable Mention - ANDY ZIEhJCHUK - Basket ball Andy had a total of 48 points in two games on the weekend at the St. John Fisher tournament in+ Rochester, New York, in which the Warriors won the championship. Andy was named all-star for-the toirnament.

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Laurier, and Guelph. ’ On Friday, Waterloo squashed The Warrior squash team is on Laurier and Guelph with only a mission this season to regain at their number one Ron Hurst getting tested in a 3-2 victory over least second place while chalLloyd Newman of Guelph. The lenging Western for Waterloo’s first OUAA crown. With a re- rest of the Warriors dominated their opponents, often winning turning core of four players who all learned from last year’s dis- games 9-O. Saturday was a different story appointing third place finish and though, as the Warriors took on a strong crop of rookie players, the Warriors appear to be on 1 perennial number one Western. Although all team members their way, with the guidance of worked and rallied hard, Westten-year coach Barney Lawrence. ern proved to be formidable oponce again as all This past weekend, the team ponents Warriors went down 3-0. travelled to the Cedar Springs Racquet Club in Burlington for ’ Later in the day, upset-minded the first OUAA tournament of McMaster tried to take advantage of the now exhausted Warthe season. This West Sectional riors. However, the fit bunch Tournament included highly from Waterloo shut the door as touted Western, McMaster, by Steve Millard

by Allan Mertick Imprint staff At tention co-oppers! Campus Ret is currently looking to fill ref-in-chief and convener positions in the Spring ‘90 term for hockey, soft ball (slo-pitch) and basketball. If you have any interest in these, please see Peter Hopkins soon in PAC 2039. Men’s competitive basketball playoffs continue in the “C” division on Nov. 26, Stay tuned ne t week for ~11 the basketbaf 1 playoff results. The exam swim schedule and special PAC hours begin on Nov.

they nailed down second place a 4-2 win. Among the winners was captain Steve Millard {3-O), veteran Ron Hurst and rookie Mike Zidar (3-l), and third-year ‘player Jeff Deverill with

in two months time. The Warriors would also like to say happy 64th birthday to

the crown coach

Barney

Lawrence.

(3-21.

In -the “losing-but-entertaining” category+ fourth-year rookie Barney (How About a Case) Main was up by two games before losing the next three while rookie Dave (Cool and Collected) Peters was gathering crowds to watch

skin

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the

squash court until banished by the tournament chairman for getting too much blood on the court. All in all, a’ successful weekend that showed what is needed to challenge Western for

27.

Reminder to league captains to pick up your performance refund vouchers, available Nov. 29 in PAC 2039. There will be limited PAC facility use from Dec. I due to exams, but don’t let that stop you from getting your exercise, Check out the exam swim’schedule, weight room, racquet courts, or fitness classes.

DECISIONS. DECISIONS.

Retraction, retraction! Sorry. The last “OPEN” fitness class is not today, Nov. 24, as has been stated previously. It is Monday, Nov. 27.from 3-4 p.m. in GYM 3. Most of your instructors will be otit in full force. AI1 fitness class participants from any level are encouraged to join in the fun and craziness. 1 +*a$lso,in case you haven’t heard yet,. sme of the fitness instructors Will be graciously volunteering to instruct fitness classes from Nov. 28 - Dec. 15. If you are fortunate enough to have the time (or want to make the time) and need a break from the studies, check out the fitness bulletin board across from the PAC tote-room for times and levels w

The competitive campus recreation volleyball league wrapped up last Tuesday night. In the A division, Big boosting an undefeated regular season record also took the A division championship defeating Six Pack 2 in the final match 2 games to 1. The BI division championship was captured by Six Pack f who defeated the previously unbeaten Logan’s Heroes 2 games to I in the fiual match. The B2 division title was wrapped up by the team Remnants. They were the top-ranked team in the division, eliminating the BaII Bangers in the final. The B3 division title was taken by North f a team that finished atop the C division during the regular season. They completed their flawless season defeating Revenge of Six Neat Guys in the champions hip game. The championship tilt in the women’s division pitted Boom Squad against the 6 Packers. 130th teams

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Varsity Wed. Nav. 15 reruk Waterloo 3 McMaster 0 (1%12,15-10,15-l] Tueu. Nov. 21 resuIt Waterloo 3 Cuelph 0 (159,15-&15-7) Thurs. Nov. 23 pesult Windsor at Waterloo

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CIAU Volleyball rankings - man (aa of Nov. 22) [last week’s ranking in parentheses) (1) 1. Manitoba Bisons (2) 2. Waterloo Warrior6 [3) 3, Sherbrooke Vert et Or (4) 4. UBC Thunderbirds (6) 5. Saskatchewan Huskies (7) 6. Victoria Vikings (-) 7. Alberta Golden Bears (5) 8, Calgary Dinosaurs (81 9, Lava1 Rouge et Or (lO]lO. Western Ontario

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CIAU BasketbaIl rankings - women (as of Nov. 16) [last week’s ranking in parentheses] (11 1. Calgary (41 2. McMaster (8) 3. Victoria (31 4. UPEI [2) 5. Regina [ 10]6. Winnipeg [5) 7. Lethbridge (6) 8. Laurentian (7) 9. Lava1 (9)10. Bishop’s

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West Divirion Standings leer of Nov. 20) GWLTFAP Lauritir El 7.1 0 65 19 14 d 5 1 2 37 3112 Western YL 6 2 0 34 38 10 W at&loo ! I.4 5 0 33 33 8 Windsor 7 3 3 132 42 7 Brock Guelph 6, 3 3 0 33 31 6 9 2 7 .u 33 66 4 Laurentian 9 1 8 0 32 59 2 RMC

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C[AU BaskatbaIl rankings - men (as of Nov. 22) 1. Alberta 2. St. Francis Xavier 3. Weatern Ontario 4. British Columbia 5. Victoria 6. Brandon 7. Calgary 6. Guelph 9, hince Edward island 10. Waterloo

West Dlvirion 8twndlngl (r of Nov. 21) MWLP Waterloo 5 6010 Western 4318 Windsor 5320 McMaeter

Fri. Nov. 17 result Waterloo 9 Ryerson 4 Sun. Nov. lfi result Waterloo 4 Toronto 2

Future UW games Thurs.,Fri.,Sat. Nov. 23,24,25 Waterloo at U. of Toronto Invit.

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East Division Qtandinps las of Nov. 20) G.hLT F CII’ 8 7 0 1 48 2315 York UQTR 7 4 2 1 35 31.9 Ottawa 10 4 5.1 39 42 9 McGill 9 3 4 2 36 27 6 Ryerson 7 3 4 0 30 40 6 Toronto 7 3 4 C 25 36 6 Concordia 6 2-4 C 18 19 4 Queen’s 7 2 5. 13 25 36 4

CIAU Hockey_ rankings [as of Nov. 22) I. York Yeomen 2. Calgary Dinosaurs 3. Laurier Golden Hawks 4. Manitoba Bisons 5. Alberta Golden Bears 6, UQTR Les Patriots 7, Acadia Axemen 8. Western Mustangs 9, Moncton Aigles Bleus lO.Regina Cougars

OUAA Standings 1s of Nov. 15 GWLT F AP 16 16 0 0 259 67 32

M&aster Ottawa Toronto Western Queen’s RMC Waterloo York Carleton

CIAU Swimming rankings - men (as of Nov. 221 (last week’s ranking in parentheses) (9) 1. Calgary Dinosaurs (1) 2. McMaster Marauders (2) 3. Lava1 Rouge et Or [lO)4. Alberta Golden Bears (3) 5. Western Mustangs 14) 6. Toronto Varsity Blues i5j 7. Guelph Gryphdns (7) 8. Laurentian Voyageurs

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of Cambridge, Kitchener/Waterloo and Area is a volunteer organization dedicated to providing education and support for individuals and the communiti about the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (H!V). We provide an informatibn, referra! and counselling hotline: 7418300, Monday to Friday, 10:00 am. 5:00 pm., 700 pm. - ll:OO pm. If you would like, wore information - call us, or drop in to our House, at 886 Queens Blvd., Kitchener. Get the facts about AIDS!

Llmp - we hope you don’t live up to your nickname in Cuba! Luv - the oh well on schmel! people. Candidates who have completed

a B.A. with an interest in either psychology, education, mental health or visual arts are eligible to enro! in a comprehensive ,two year training program in art therapy. For further information about training ,and student workshops, please contact the: Toronto Art Therapy Institute 216 St. Clair Avenue West, Toronto, Ontario M4V 1 R2 (416) 924-6221. _

Want a new nickname about Typhoon...a!ways with no-relief in sight.

Woody? How comina hard C.W. &beb.

Telecare: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We’re an anonymous, confidential telephone distress line. Lonely? Worried? Troubled? Cat! us 658-6805 (local catl). Day or Night! 0. Baby - I wanna smother you in (condiment of your choice) and then caress you with my (body part of your choice) then dip you in a vat of (cold cream of your choice) & stick you between the sheets. Lovems, your malt shop bunny.

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SATURDAY,

NOVEMBER

German art Learn the Pennsylvanian Annual of “Chip Carving” today from 10 am. gm, a!* do%@ ~Schneider - Christmas %k. z 1m.f ffom @oO 0; -, JQ 1 a,~ ‘)jouse, ;466 &j&.&n ~StRm, U&Jbt)+, KR16: do 9:m Dm. tomorro& bet&&en am aid 400 pm.; ,MHliard H~H,‘Fit%t, ih&er, c&t for registration iS $1 p King & William United Church, (with Your own chip carving knife) or ’ Streets, Waterloo. For information call a new knife. $2500, which includes 8855570. Pre-registration is necessary. Please call Anne Chafe at 742-7752.

Waterloo Potters Workshop

Drama

Department presents “Twelfth Night” today and tomorrow at 8:00 pm. Theatre of the Arts, Modern Languages Building. Adults $50° Students/Seniors $30° (group rates available). For tickets call 885-42800r 888-4556. K-W Chamber Music Society presents Angela Brownridge, piano (UK). At 8:00 pm. in the KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young St. W., Waterloo. S80° students. Tickets at UW Box Office and the door. Reservations call 886- 1673. The Canadlan institute

of International Affairs, is having its annual dinner meeting tonight, The Speaker will be the Hon. Walter McLean, who wil! be speaking on the problems of South Africa. For the $15** tickets, please call extension 2765 or 7455957.

Ontarto’r fifth annual recycling week. Today and tomorrow at the Westrn.ount Mall see !nformation booths and demonstrations. Any individual or group wishing to ptan a special event for this week, please contact the Urban and Rural Recycling Co-ordinator at 747-5010. F.A.C. in co-operation with Sigma Chi presents the annual beach party gala (i.e. end of term party). Are you interested in finding out more about the Greek system on this campus? Then come on out at 133 University Ave. West from 9:00 pm. to 1130 am.

SATURDAY,

NOVEMBER

K-W Extend-A-Family presents

“Connie Kaldor and the Urban Vikings Band”, 800 pm. at the Humanities Theatre. It wil! be interpreted for the hearing impaired. Cost is $1050 for students and seniors, $13” others. For tickets and details, call-the Box office at 885-4280.

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Christmas Celebrations. Rekindle the spirit of Christmas’s past, relive the sights, sounds, smells and tastes of Christmas 100 years ago in Berlin (Kitchener), Ontario. From today to New Years’ Eve, 1O:OO am. to 5100 pm. at Woodside National Historic Site, 528 Wellington Nor,th, Kitchener. For more information please call 742-5273.

WEDNESDAY,

NOVEMBER

Auditions

ior UW Drama Department’s March 1990 production of “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”. Today and tomorrow between 3:30 and 6:30 pm., Hagey Hall room 180, there will be callbacks later in the week. Audition requirements may be obtained from the Department Office, ML room 121, everyone wtilcome. .

Environment development, and P8aC8 - How can these areas work co-operatively? ERS Dept. Sponsoring a symposium with four panelists ineluding Rosa!8i BertelI and Ernie Regehr. Today, EL-3522,2:00 - 4:3Opm.

Last F.A.C. meeting. Agenda will be to set next term’s agenda and licity pamphlet. Thanx toall tive and members for a term. See you next term. dent).

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NOVEMBER

ing and planning meeting for next term’s events. Letter writing to follow ,, : m8tiw. 7130 pm., cc 13% +_.

THURSDAY,

NOVEMBER

The

Allergy and Environmenta! Health Associat:on will be holding their next meeting tonig,ht at 7:30pm. at the Church of the Good Shepherd, 116 Queen St. N. Kitchener. The talk wi!! be “Is Your Home or Workplace _ Endangering Your Health and What You Can Do About It”. For more information please contact 578-2066. FRIDAY,

DECEMBER

ral Centre Inc. and The AIDS Committee of Cambridge, K-W, and Area (ACCKWA), invite you to a Multi-Cul- -tural Luncheon today between 11 :OO am. and 200 pm. at the Rink in the Park, 99 Seagram Drive. For more information, please call 741-8300.

EVERY MONDAY Jazz Choir - The University of Waterloo Jazz Choir meets todai and every Monday in Siegfried Hall at 10:00 pm. All are welcome. For more information about this exciting new organization call David Fisher at 884-6565.

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The House of Debates meets every Monday at 5:OO pm. in PHY 313. Come out _and debate! New membersalways welcome.

EVERY TUESDAY

The Learning Disablilites Association presents “Rollerama ‘89”. its annual fundraiser, 6:30-6;30 pm. at Bingeman Park, Marshal #iall. Contact 74% The Waterloo-Wellington chapter of Canadian Organic Growers presents Al Timmer speaking on. “Growing apples eco!ogica!(y”,: 7:30 pm. at Woolwith Community Information Centre in Elmira. Everyone welcome. For details cai! Audrey Fyfe -at 669-3700. I

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Feminist Dlscuulon Group. Meets every Wednesday from 7:oO to 9:m pm at Global Community Centre. Topic and groupvaryweekly so that all women are welcome anytime. For more information call extension 3457 or phone 578-3456. Laymen’s

Evangelical Fellowship Bible Study, CC 110 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome. Call 884-5712 for more information. Play Got Beginners

are invited to Go classes, B.C. Matthews Hall, room 1040. Free admission, regular playing time 7:30 pm. Cal! 888-4424.

Science Flctlon, fantasy, role playing games, tournaments, video nights and discussions about life, the universe and ‘everything: “Watsfic” meets every Wednesday at 6:30 pm. in the clubs room (CC 138). For information call 725-0395 or e-mail watsfic at watcsc.

Gay male seeks to meet other gay or bi males for social outings, or just to talk. Interests include skiing, sailing, massage and music of all tvDes. Not into club scene. Serious ~ieplies onlv please, Doug 658-3387. . Woody rule #l. If she grits her teeth, grin and bear it.

Pro-Choice over no choice! “Citizens for Choice” is committed to the right of every woman to make rational becisions about her own body and for every child to be a wanted child. For more information write to: Citizens for Choice. P.O. Box 372, Station C, Kitchener N2G 3Y9. SAA party -tonight (Friday, November 24) 800 pm at Jenn’s. Theme: “Come as your future.” Maps in the office. Stacey and Derek Sitting in a tree, k-is-s-i-n-g. meetinasl

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Watch lost: Gold & black Timex watch lost somewhere between the Math building and parking lot W. If found please call Dirk 725-0715.

Watch with tan leather where around security Nov 6. Call 725-0472.

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Found Nov. 15 on railroad tracks near Erb street parking lot one black kryptonite lock. If the k&y fits, its yours. Contact 725-0795.

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EVENTS

St udents Association (CSA) meetings every Tuesday at 5:30 pm. in the CC. room 135. Peace Sociew Meeting. Come out and meet others working for peace, 4:3O pm. in Campus Centre room 110 every Tuesday.

EVERY WEDNESDAY GLLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) -operates a coffee house every Wednesday in room 110 of the Campus Centre at the University of Waterloo from 9:OO to 11 :OO pm. All are welcome. Call 884-GLOW for more informat ion.

El Salvador Information Office, where you can get information about the current social, political and economic situtation in our country. You can visit us at Forest Hill United Church, 121 Westmount Road East, Kitchener N2M 4Y6, Monday, Wednesday and Friday 700 pm. to 9:OOpm. and Saturday 5~00 pm. to 9:CXl pm. Or call us at 743-5481. K-W Access-Ability needs volunteers for their bi-weekly regularly scheduled programmes for the physically challenged, also for bi-monthly fundraising bingos. For more information please call Chris at 885-6640 between 9:00 am. and 5:00 pm.

CanSurmount Is a new volunteer

program training visitors to cancer patients and their family in support and encouragement I ,If you have had cancer, or have shared the experience with family or friend, and want to help otheis with cancer, ca!! 886-8888.

ANNOUUCEMENTS WotOlyn’s Group - meets in CC 135 (usually) at 8:30 pm. Come out and enjoy movie nights, educational evenings, dances, road trips and casual discussions. For weekly events call 884-GLOW or listen to 94.5 FM, Thursdays from 6-8 pm. ,

FASS writer’s meetings

every Thursday and Sunday at 800 in MC 5045. Help us write our annual musicalcomedy extravaganza, and join in the fun. Everyone is we!come. The Career Resource Centre will have extended hours on Thursdays; 8:30 am.‘to 700 pm. Come in and research an employer or a career1

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Amnesty International holds a brief-

World AIDS Day 1989 - “A Time For People To Care” - the K-W MulticultuSUNDAY,

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EVERY FRIDAY Do you think

you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can help. Weekly meetings open to the public held in the Health & Safety Building - Meeting Room (ask recepiionist) 06 Fridays, at 12:30 pm. or call 742-6183.

Laymen’s Evangellcai Fe! lows h i p evening service. 163 University Ave. W., Apt 321 (MSA). at 7:qO pm. All are welcome. Call 884-51Y 2 fbr more infor mation. 1

Canadian/Soviet Arctic Expedition! Youth Challenge international and the Adventure Ctub of the Soviet Union have established a historic joint venture and arecurrentiyrecruitifigexpedition members for this exciting project. Beginning May 25, 1989, an expedition party+Qf ten Cqnadian students and ten Soviet students, aged 19-25, will travel to the Northern Ural Mountains, hiking across the Ural range from Europe to Asia. They will descend in rafts into Western Siberia. In mid-July, the crew will be flown back to Canada, where they will be trained for the Canadian high arctic, of Arctic Bay on Baffin Island. To receive an application and information package please send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to: Arctic Quest 11 Soho St. Toronto, M5T lZ6. Application deadline is December 13, 1989. Co-op Student Essay Contest!

As a co-op student: Are you different? 00 vou have the leading edge? What are your problems? Length of essay approximately 1000 words, deadline for submission: January 31, 1990. Return essays to your cb-op department.

Con&at: Submissions now being accepted for the FASS 1990 show poster. For more details, pick up our flyers at the FASS offic8,tH.H. 177) or at the FASS hoard in the’ CC:

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