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FEDERATION UNIVERSITY

OF STUDENTS OF WATERLOO

J WINTERFEST

ELECTIONS

ORGANIZATIONAL

MEETING

CULT AWARENESS COMTSSIONER To co-ordinate Cult Awareness for Winter 1990.

EVENTS

Days

COMMISSIONER

To act as an executive assistant to the PIR chairperson. Position involves helping, to provide items of interest outside academic curriculum to students. For mom information contact stephim Lee,

and to apply cc235 extm99

a.‘*3 1

I follo+ing

positions:

Tuesday January if Ji / (‘-,’ .4:30 . . . at the ‘FED OFFICE ., :

President Vice-President, Operations an.d , ‘-Finance’ ’ Vice-President, University Affairs - ‘f Student Cbuncilfors .:t Efection Committees -

ALL ELECTIONS FEBRUARY

TAKE PLACE 13 & 14,lWO

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intsre8ted in helping out please corhe to this meMing or contact the Fed mice, cc 235.

Anybody

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Tuition I” fee.s to rise 8% by Pietr Stati hprht staff For the second year in a row, tuition fees will rise by kighf per cent across Ontario’s sixteen universities. According to the Ontario Federation of Students (OFS), this will amount to a $125 increase for the average arts

undergrad in Ontario. Sean Conway, minister of colleges and universities, announced that the liberal government will match this eight per cent tuition increase with their own eight per cent funding Conway said, in operating

“these increase. grants increases demonstrate this government’s ongoing commitment to an accessible

post-secondary

education.”

This sounds like a very nice sentiment. Unfortunately, the matched funding government’s increase is very deceiving, according

to Fran Wdowczyk, the Federation of Students’ vice-president (university affairs). The University of Waterloo will only receive a net 2.5 per cent increase in its funding.

UW President, Doug Wright called the Liberals’ new policy an outrage. He said that a great bulk of the operating grants has been ear-marked by the government to administrate programs involuntarily imposed on the university. According to Wright, “the money goes in and out to cover new programs like pay equity and employer health premiums.” UW’s 2.5 per cent increase will not even approach the five per cent CPI annual inflation rate for salaries. The inflation rate on equipment and library books is substantially higher. The government’s funding grants are designed to support higher enrolment, accessibility for disabled per-

sons, and biigual French, and native language programs.

who can afford to pay for their postsecondary education (UW engineers recently voted 94 per cent iri favoux of a voluntary $75 tuition fee hike to upgrade equipment) Families from lower income brackets who cannot afford to send their children to university; nevertheless, support tie government’s subsidies to students (who are often wealthier) through their taxes, wright says.

offered another Wdowczwk explanation for the discrepancy bet-

ween the tuition increase and the true funding increase. She stated that a portion of the funding is intended specifically for these new language rograms and UW does not qualify La use we don’t have them. Wdowczwk said, “the continuing rise

of university tuition is completely unacceptable and the Feds will be working closely with QFS to lobby MPPs in Queens Park.”

Ontario is currently second to last in funding to post-secondary education in Canada. The eight Per cent

Wright was concerned by the lack of dialogue between the Minister and

student representative, the same reasons.

increase in 1990-1991 will maintain the present underfunding crisis for the colleges and universities. OFS is still lobbying the Ontario govemment to freeze tuition fees as Quebec has done. There is, however, a divisionin OFS and the UW student body as to whether students should pay for their own education or maintain accessible education for all.

but not for

Wright felt it was important to address the real problem Of underfunding: regressivity. He believes, as he always has, that students should bear a large part of the cost of univer-

sity in conjunction

with the,govem-

ment and private industry. He claimed that, on the average, many

students are from well-to-do

The

families

bottom

line

right

now:

students

will be

for

1eSS.

Edith Garneau,

OFS chairperson,

commented, “this government has no policy on tuition fees. Fees are rising much faster than real funding to

umversities

and colleges, but it sees

no problem sitting back and proclaiming its commih$nt to accessibility.”

TheLiberalsarecaughtinadifficult situation, she said. They are consider-

ing large-scale tuition increases while still trying to protect of public education

the universality

In the meantime, students can look ‘forward to larger classes, obsolete equipment and more rhetoric from

Queen’s Park, Wright says. Consider: ing that 1990 is the International Year of Literacy, Ontario university students will pay handsomely for the privilege

of being literate.

-I1----I----I----I1IL------III--r .---z-------cc-----------ILI-I-IIIc If every one of Waterloo’s 16,000 students and their families spoke up, the voice in favour of increased funding for education would be great indeed. If you care about the future of education, and the right of every Canadian to higher education without undue financial strain or being &nied up to date training and facilities, then let Peterson know: my vote counts.

McPacka ging wasteland by Judy ‘Hollands Imprint staff Customers

brought

their

own

plates and cups to-a fast-food feast at the M&&&l’s on the comer of King and Columbia on December 2 toprotest what they consider an outrageous amount of solid waste seated by the fast-food i+dustry across Ontario.

Apprrsximately 70 people3umed out for- the event, sponsored by WPIRG,w Environmental . Action ontafio7~~O) and Ontario Greens. Protesbrs ordered their food without McDonald’s Pcww!# and employees obliged. When some employees tried to package the food in paper instead of polystyrene clam shell containers, the protesters simply left the packages on the counter.

Symbolic said that fast-food compiinkS complain that serving food on reuseable dishware is waterintensive and adds detergent to the water system However, she said “the best wt;.decrew m the amoUnt Of waste results ‘from using reuseable ware,” and that fast-food companies “are beiig inflexible to options open to t&m.”

McDonald’s does not, however, think it is bein inflexible concerning environmen 9 policy. In a telephone PUttO& interview, Doug Mcbonald’s’inanager of purchasiig for Canada, said that the fast-food industry currently produces less than one tenth of one per cent of waste in lardill sites.

Currently McDonald’s is undertalc*a program to recycle polystyrene. ln a pilot project, individual stores in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver have separate waste bins for polystyrme &m shell containers Cw tamers separate t&ir garbage and the p0lystyreneisbeshippedtorecycling Dlants.

’ OnJanuary22,McDoniild’swillbe huyhing a polystyrene recycling program in ten stores in Missiiuga. Put&k said they hope to expand the pr~acrossCanada. r McDonald’s has also been resw&hg how the recycled lx@+ tyrene will be reused. For example, the plastic from the Mississau*

Dear

Mr.

Petermn,

1 I am a student at an Ontario university. I personally resent the 1 lack of appropriate funding and concern given to universities and i,other educational institutions. This has characterized your go1 vernment*s attitude towards education. 1 1 join my voice to the voices of all other concerned students, 1 parents and faculty in reprimanding your government’s lack of 1 sincere attention to this matter. We strongly urge you to recon1 sider and create new plans and goals which will recognize educa1 tion’s vital role in assuring Canada’s continue& contribution to 1 global growth and development. I 1 ! i Sincerely, . .’

,I,14 .t I1

!I . name

I”aI

11 address I I Send this letter by on-campus mail to Fran , , Federation of Students, CC 235.

According to Kara Symbolic of WPIRG, the objective of the protest ,%vasto convince fast-food companies s’to “serve in-store, sit-down cus. tamers with reuseable dishware.” WPIRG argues that although the

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this amotlnts to 55,115506 pounds of waste in Ontario alone. McDonald’s,

stores can be used to make * benches and fence posts. The campany is also looking at making t&e plastic containers into the trays which are used by sit-in customers. The polystyrene could also be used to make the playground material McDonald’s in&s on using polystyrene to package their food because it is sanitary and safe for customers. Bacteria cannof grow on polystyrene, Puttock emphasized, adding, ‘We will not compromise our standards.. . McDonald’s won’t undertake a knee-

Got something you’ve been itching to ask the prez? Well, now’s your chance. President Doug Wright is giving an official state of the campus address, along with a question-andanswer session, on January 16, focusing on the University of Waterloo’s direction in the 1990s. When asked why he is giving a public address he said, “it is the kind of thing presidents do occa-” sionally,” adding that there has been *some pressure lately from some faculty members to do so. In the December issue of the Faculty Association newsletter, the association’s president, Dr.

jerk reaction for the sake of change ___

Len

. We are a very environmentally conscious company. u Put&k said that McDonalds has an environment

Wright to a debate, Guelke is concerned that the president be accountable to those he repres-

customer

d%tiOX&"

symbolic

explained, pointing to the full page ads they recently ran in several Toronto ,newspapers. According to WPlRG, “packaging and comainer waste is the single largest wmponent of the municipal waste stream in North America.” By weight packaging accounts for 30 p&r cent of: all municipal waste (3.3 million tonnes) and by volume it account.& for 50 per cent of solid waste. ” WPlRG does not think that using paper produe instead of polyslyr&ne is an acceptable solution because +hatever the packaging its

Further, Puttock said, “Concerning washable dishes and cutlery, McDonald’s does not see it as an

using

answ*.‘*

Hesaid that McDonald’sserves 1.5 customers each day in Canada, and washing that many dishes would use 500;600 to,?fj&NMl gallons of water daily. The energy used to heat the water, and the detergent and water used would burden municipal processing systems. These are the main reasons why McDonald’s * s. I.. is not considering using million

washable

dishware.

McDonald’s environmental poky ~0n~ists of what Putt& called the three Rs: reduce, recycle and _. reuse. _

productioicy-tlses up, *le-wF! raw materials. WPIRG argues that ‘“oy far, the best solid waste management strategy is source reduction* * pd*. :y.‘k +.,:.a;&?,.c- j , .II>.: ,- .**;, &T&&g

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worldwide every day of the year. The protest was aimed at the entire fast-food industry but McDonald’s was chosen for the protest because of “the time and energy they put into

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fast-food industry claims their packaging only makes up one quarter of one per cent of the solid waste stream, just one of many fast-fo0d companies, serves 22 million customers

Wdowczyk,

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challenged

Dr.

prise and dismay at recent announcements by the provincial government,” by which he means the tuition and funding increases announced in December. Students, faculty and staff are all encouraged to attend. The speech is open to all faculty staff and students and will be held in the Theatre of the Arts in the Modern Languages building at 4:00 p.m. on January 18.

Imprint,

Friday,

January

12; 1990

NEWS

Senate. report byNeiH5arnet-t Imprint staff

on the status

of women

the subcommittee looked at outreach, work and study conditions, and career flexibility. Outreach involves the active motivation and recruiting of women to the university. To this end, the subcommittee made 12 general recommendations to increase awareness of the university’s willingness and desire to attract women. These recommendations include utilizing more women liaison officers in high schools (recommending from grade nine that females not drop math and science classes), encouraging department chairs and directors of schools to idenw the pool of qualified PhD graduates available for positions advertised, and adopting a fairer hiring policy (based on recommendations made the bY Matthews-Debinski Committee). Work and Study addresses the actual women’s working environment while at UW. Committee members are concerned about sexual harassment and workplace safety and they recommend assessing campus security and annually reviewing data on sexual assault, and upgrading and f: improving facilities such as the sfety c~van service, campus lighting, and

Several years ago, Canadian universities began examining the disproportionately low number of women undergrads, grads, and faculty on their campuses. On November 20,1989, the seven member Advisory Council Subcommittee on Attracting and Retpining Women Faculty and Students submitted a report to the University of Waterloo Senate. ’ This subcommittee (established one year previous by the Advisory Council on Academic and Human Resources of the University of Waterloo) summariz ed present concerns and made 32 recommendations to increase the proportion of women faculty and students. The committee found that in 1988, female undergraduates outnumbered males in only two faculties (arts and HKLS), with 70 per cent and 65 per cent respectively. Women represented a significant minority in all other faculties, including environmental studies (40 per cent}, science (38 per cent), math (30 per cent), and, bottoming out the scale, engineering (10 per cent). Even with the apparently changing attitudes of today, the report reveals h that the annual statistics remain vir0 tually unchanged since 1978. 5r Ever wondered how much priA look at -.the numbqs for& post.. Pvacy you have in this age of ingraduate studies proves no less disChembtry grad student Theresa McDonnell is currently workformation? Dr. Vincent di couraging. Although these statistics Norcia, a visiting professor in ing on an injector port for an electrophoresis. varv somewhat each year, overall the department of management &ds remain. Female*masters and (10 per cent). cent), environmental studies (ten per sciences, will be discussing this Pldl. program entrants range from. The most disparaging statistics of cent), science (eight per cent), topic on Tuesday, January 36. aI& however, apply to the women HKLS at 60 per cent of the student ‘mathematics (seven per cent), and “I’ll be dealing with the volunpopuhti~~ to arts and environmenholding full time faculty positions. In engineering (1.7 pgr cent). tary bugging of Simon de Jong tal studies (50 per cent), science (25 HKLS, women comprise only 26.9 To improve the representation of and friends at the recent NDP per cent), and math and engineeringper cent of faculty; in arts (21.1 per women in the university as a whole, leadership convention,” he says,

emergency

telephones. Also under Work and Study, the subcommittee recommends sub sidized daycare (paid out of the VicePresident’s Incentive Challenge Fund), increasingawareness of rights and requirements, and upgrading or implementing support mechanisms, The’ subcommittee recommends improving financiaI assistance for graduates and reestablishing the dean of women’s position (to act as a women’s ombudsperson untiI a significant increase in the proportion of women faculty occurs). It also strives for tangible recognition of the extra demands on present women faculty due to their underrepresentation, and career flexibility to help with by absences due to childbearing, childrearin& health problems and financial necessity. The review committee concluded that some proposals would prove more viable and effective than others, but all measures would improve the representation of women on campus. They estimated that many of these measures cost little or nothing to implement. The Senate now must decide which proposals to initiate and at what time.

$Ethics of privacy

LHJ

among other privacy issues. Di Norcia has given ethics workshops to management and media groups and is an editor of the Corporate Ethics Monitor. This lecture is sponsored by the Centre for Society, Technology and Values and UW Student

Pugwash. It will be held at 12:30 p.m. in the Davis Centre, room l&XL

A Referendum

on* Membec$V’p

in the Canadian

Federation

of Students

will be he/d on

Tuesday, February

73, 7990

and

Wecineschy,

February

14, 79Rl

The referendum will be held in The wording of the ballot willconjunction with the be as follows and you will be Federation of Students asked to indicate your choice: elections. Polls will be open ,

The following organizational meetings have been scheduled for Campus Centre room 110:

from 9:30 am to 4:30 pm each day I

“Yes” Side:

Monday, January 15, 3990, 12:oo - 1:30

“No” Side:

Wednesday, January 17, 1990, 12:oo - 1130 *

ID CARD MUST BE PRESENTED TO VOTE. Voting will ‘be by faculty, with one polling station located for each faculty, as well as , Renison College, St.Jerome’s College,

and

Optometry+

Yes,

I agree

that

the

Federation

Students become full members of the . Canadian Federation of Students and the Canadian Federation Services at the cost per 4 month term.

of Students of

pm student

Or ’ No,

1 do not agree that the Federation Students become full members of the Canadian Federation bf Students and Canadian Federation of Students services at the COSTof $2 per student per 4 month term.

of the

Chief Returning CFS

Officer

Referendum

Election

Federation

Committee

of Students

Imprint,

NEWS

by John MacFarlane

Implintaaff

While this may be one of the coldest winters in recent memory, the debate over UW’s membership in the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) is just starting to heat up. Again. In a controversial move, the Federation of Students cou.nciI voted last Sunday to support the promembership side of the upcoming referendum, even before the official campaigning has begun. The motion, put forward by Federation Vicepresident- (University Affairs) Fran Wdowczyk, states “the UW Federation of Students council encourages students to vote in favour of becoming a full member of the Canadian Federation of Students” and was passed on a twelve to six vote. The whole CFS controversy has a long and colourful history at UW The referendum, which will run in conjunction with the Federation elections next February 13 and 14, wi.lI aIlow Waterloo students. to decide whether or not the university should ,. become a full member of the CFS. UW has been a prospective member since the last referendum which was held in November of 1987. If the membership is approved, students will have to pay an additional two dollars per term as part of the Federation of Students fee, although it would be refundable. If the membership is denied, then UW must stay out of CFS fdr two years at which time it may again hold another referendum. Wdowczyk says the council decided not to take a neutral stance since they have researched the organization and as she notes, “this is how we feeL” Others in favour of the resolution, including Federation Pr+ sident Dave Readman, stated that students look to the council for direct@ and so there is a responsibility to let the student body know what they think. Those who voted against the motion felt the council should not interfere with students making their own decisions. Math Co-op councillor John Herbert mentioned that the council doesn’t need to decide for the students and felt it was incorrect for it to put forth a motion which would take sides.

Applicants for Cairo Are

concerned about the of the world? Do issues such as human rights abuses, the Middle East conflict, third world development, global pollution or environmental degradation keep you awake at night? The UW section of Youth Building the Future is lo&ing for two to three students to represent UW at the fifth annual conference in Cairo, Egypt in July 1990. Youth Building the Future is an international student organization dedicated to networking students from around the world in an attempt to allow students to voice the&ontern for such issues and devise methods of combatting these problems. If you are interested and would like more information then colne to our open meeting on Monday, January 15 at 7% p,m+ in room 135 in the Campus Centre. If you are unable to attend the meeting, then contact Paul Tart at 747-3875 wi@ questions.

current

you

state

In addition to this show of support for the pro-membership forces, individual council and executive members will be tiee to get involved with either side of the CFS issue during the referendum, and Federation election, campaigns. Both the pro and anti-membership forces wiU begin their campaigning next week in attempts to show why the CFS issue is important enough for &en the apathetic student voters to show up at the polls, and to sway them to vote in favour or against the membership. The CFS is mainly a national lobby group for postsecondary students, but also operates services such as Travel CUTS, SWAP, STUDENTSAVER and the Canadian Programming Service (lecture series). At last November’s Semi-annual general meeting it was agreed that running the referendum at the same time as the Federation elections would be economically advantageous but there was some apprehension that it might reduce the election campaigns to debates over the one issue. Wdowczyk says the referendum %ay be somewhat of an election issue” but says once the candidat= are elected t6 office they must abide

by the referendum vote, regardless of personal opinion. Based on the last referendum, that has been easier said than done. The whole CFS controversy has a long and colourful history at UW. In 1984,then-Federation-president Tom Allison headed a motidn to hold back all CFS fees - effectively pulling out of the organization . ..forces will begin campaigning next week in at tempts... Since the move was done without first calIir@ a campus-wide referen-’ dum, which is stipulated in the CFS guidelines, the Federation was sued by the CFS but subsequently -counter-sued. The whole mess was settled out of court with an agreement that Waterloo would become a prospective member with a CFS-funded referendum to be held within two

years.

That November 1987vote re&ed in over 63 per cent of interested * students voting against becoming a member. Ail settled, right? Wrong. Amongst allegations that the ‘“YesCFS” -PhP poorly organized and not all the facts about they organization were known, certain

council members took it upon themselves to lobby the CFS for yet another prospective membership despite the apparently cl&r student m&sage. It 6& aga& granted with the two. year referendum limit and that bm@ us to *e present debate* Math Regular councillor Roger Tudor. who was the Chief Returning &c& for the last referendum and who voted against last Sunday’s motion, remarked that he felt the issue had been contested fairly last time. Some of the disagreements during the 1987 - campaign included the actual effectiveness of the CFS as a lobbying group and its involvement in non-educational issues, but the major issue was the voting distribution between large and small schools. . ..to show why the CFS issue is important enough for even the apathetic student voters to show up at the polls .a. Anti-mem&&.ip forces argued that larger schools such as Queen’s, Western and Waterloo were at a disadvantage due to the policy of one vote per school since two Smaller schdols

Science

I Jan. 15’16

I Science

Arts

I -Jan. 18.19

I Arts Student

Kinesiology ..Other Grads

Jan. 17(pm)

Jan. l&19

Lounge

Kin Council

Union Office/Lounge

ASU or see Photographer in Math Buildins, Room 513f

Friday,

January

12, 1990

could conceivably outvote a her institution even ihough their c&nbined student population would be much less than the bigger school. Waterloo won’t be the only university grappling with this controversial topic however. Not much has changed in Fe meantime so it is likely that these z issues will play an equally vi? during this term s confrontation Waterloo won’t be the only university grappling with this controversial topic however. Western, Queen’s, Brcxk and Trent along with many outof-province institutions will be holding simiIa.r debates over the next year. Both the pro and anti-membership camps wilI receive 350 dollars to help with their campaigns. The ‘Tro”contingent has its first organizational meeting next Monday at noon in the Campus Centre while the “Anti* contingent meets at noon next Wednesday. Anyone interested in working for either side is asked to attend these meetings or to drop off their name in the appropriate mailboxes in the &den&on-office.

Imprint,

Friday,

January

All opidons

OPINION

12, 1990

on this pa&3 am strictly those of the author8

Meat industry damaging I The twentieth century may be remembered as a turn-around century; from a world which uhderwent two world wars and seemed bent on self-destruction to one of (more or less) global peace, The environment seems destined to be the focus of the twenty-first century. One major effect we, as individuals, are having on the environment is in our choice of foods. In Romania, the new government should have seized the opportunity to assure its people of a real commitment to improve the nutritional health of its people. Instead of releasing scarce commodities like poultry, beef and chocolate, the new Romanian government should have declared these goods as an unhealthy, poor economic practice that would soon be ended completely, the ultimate goal being a healthy country with safe food, and much needed re-allocated human resources and confidence gained from the end of these obsolete sectors. The Romanian people felt cheated when they were left to live on a diet of beans, potatoes and cabbage, while their neighbours were benefitting from their exports. To the Romanians, these foodstuffs are equated with wealth - and rightly so - due to their enormous drain put on the producing country, as shall be seen. However, the Romanians were also exporting all of the health problems commonly associated with these foods, namely death due to disease. Sadly, they were left with the environmental damage created by the food production. At present the meat industry is damaging humans and the environment, The adverse effects on humans are becoming widely accepted and as a result, we are merely suggested to reduce our consumption of meat. During a complete blockade in World War One, the Danish government put its people on a sound meatless diet in order to conserve its resources, primarily by not feeding all its food to animals that were then eaten. There was an immediate decrease of 34 per cent in the death rate due to disease. With the return to their original eating habits, the death rate returned to its pre-war levels. Other examples of imp,roved health can be found ad nauseam. The environmental effects of the pesticides and chemicals associated with today’s meat industry are conspicuous\y overlooked. Are these contaminants actually entering our water and our food chain? The unfortunate answer is yes. With intense agricultural practices, the need for pesticides seems unavoidable, indeed necessary, with vast hectares devoted to a single crop year after year, Because the meat industry has such a poor protein from feed ratio (15 pounds of feed make only one pound of beef), large amounts of land must be set aside to feed and graze animals. By moving away from an agri-cultural system designed to /primarily feed animals (why do you think we get so niuch of our vegetable produce from the U.S. and-Mexico?), farmers could grow a wide variety of crops, limiting the area of any one crop, and therefore eliminate the need for pesticides. Since most farmers do not grow all their own animal feed, they simply do not know what combination of pesticide residues it may contain. Further chemicals are added to enhance its life and palatability. The feed is also used to administer drugs to control overcrowding problems and reduce stress caused in an environment designed for maximum weight gain. A second source of contamination these animals consume is found in their drinking. water. Cattle concentrate whatever chemical and pesticide residues might be found in the 40 to 50 litres of water they drink every day. Humans are generally the next unsuspecting victims as they consume these animals and their by-products. Agricultural practices are also recognized as major sources of environmental pollution - the meat industry is fast becoming a major Polluter Of our water resources. As fewer communities dump raw sewage, farmers are moving quickly up, the ladder of major Polluters and are poorly regulated. The raw farm sewage and agricultural pesticides leach into our groundwater, and run off into our rivers and streams, The Canadian govern ment assures us that these practices, while less than ideal, are safe because they fall within the maximum concentration levels they have set. Hdwever, little is done to double check the safety results produced by the testing companies, who are often private companies with the chemical industry’s interests in mind. Virtually no testing is done on the effects of combining chemical and pesticide residues. Accepted safe maximum levels may not be accurate. For example, the accepted safe lead concentration level today has been reduced to one sixth of the level at which it stood in the 1960s. With examples like this, safe levels are suspect at best, and dangerous to those of us who are acutely sensitive to pollutants. The next obvious drain cauied bv the meat industrv is-its denendency on an large immediate distribution system, saFeguardi@ its spoiling and reducing its chance of causing food poisoning. Meat alternatives suffer none of these problems. People’s choice of a meatless diet would offer immediate returns: bodily, by reducing death*due to disease, fat intake, and circulatory problems; and practically, by contributing to a more economic food system with developed organic farming practices. By improving the health of people, you improve the wealth of that country. If you drastically improve the health of a country, you could create a social revolution that could improve the wealth of the world. Unfortunately, Romania seems content to let this opportunity pass by, and quickly become Westernized. They too, will try to equate wasteful consumption with wealth. James

Zaluski

Editorial board elections are today at 12:30!

As a precaution against creeping pretentiousness, I am going to ask myself: what am I afraid of? In a very subconscious sense this very question is one of the things I am most afraid of. Afraid someone might ask it of me when I have no answer prepared, and would thereby let som.ething secret slip out. But it is a fear that I desire to be free of in this lifetime. I fear death. The end of my existence in this human form I have grown -so attached to over the years. My death is imminent, inevitable, and possible at any moment. This is as it should be, and I believe faithfully that I am only a small speck in a vast and infinite energy. Our activities, our thoughts, our very bodies are temporary images against a page in time. And yet, I am afraid, I cannot long detach myself from my self. I, am afraid of -passing into nothingness. h/iy subconscious emotions, suffering under this fear, seek protection. In an irrational attempt to soften’the eventual loss, I hold onto things. Sentimental.possessions. Ideals. Emotions. I withhold what I actually want to be giving: my unselfish love. This fear does not occupy a great deal of my thinking, nw does it cripple my ability to handle life’s daily joys and problems. Only at times, when I am threatened or exposed, .it becomes noticeable; when we vent our private aggressions, instead of making private hurts and fears public. When we do let our true feel$gs shqw, love each other, give a’nd cry a littie, then we realize that we were naked to each other all the time. Naked of our games; our defences, our supposed roles. We keep our love locked inside to protect ourselves from commitment, embarrassment, uncertainty and pain. The moment we allow ourselves to love free Of inhibitions, the rationalizations disappear. As a species we have turned those fears into customs and ethics

and

then

laws

and

built

further rationalizations around each one. We sought means to assure our protection from what we feared; and those among us who sought power over themselves and others became the means. Government. Organized

religion. Some people became empowered to decide upon the behaviour of others, then upon their morality. In order to maintain power, it became necessary to maintain the need. ‘Certain !aw’s became necessary to protect established order against opposing viewpoints: heretics+ nonbelievers, witches, people who didn’t need anyone else’s advice about their religious beliefs+ political persuasions, or sexual conduct. In order to feel powerful, people in power keep the public believing that some force is needed to protect us all against disruption and debauchery. The main interest of power throughout history has not been to dissolve the need for which laws’and restrictions are imposed, but rather to preserve the balance of power. Government. What governs the thoughts and actions of those who govern us? Is it their unselfish love for fellow humans that makes them seek pbwer? Are the decisions of government made with the welfare of the people foremost in mind, or do they serve the politician’s sense of personal and constituent morality? “There come moods when these clothes of ours are not only too irksome to wear, but are themselves indecent,” said Walt Whitman. What are we afraid will happen if we legalize all sexual conduct between consenting adblts, accept the natural sexuality and its manifestations in children, end all forms of censorship, repel laws pertaining to nudity, drop the role of morality protector because there is no such thing as morality? There is tinly what we will tolerate and what we will not, What are you afrajd would happen? Sex in the streets? Sodom and Gomorrah? Nothing that isn’t already going on. Sure, for a while there might be a lot more blatant in the sex - among teenagers park or in porno shops and strip joints on Main Street. But what then? How long would it take this country to expel its’ repressed sexual energy? How long can the exhibitionist sustain his excitement

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Haven’t got time ,for the pain To the editor, So, fourteen engineering students died in Montreal. I must admit that when 1 first heard the news, like everyone else, I thought “Gee, how horrible.” But unlike everyone else, this was the extent of my grief. I didn’t walk around in a daze for the next week. I didn’t go to the little Fed Hall vigil. And I didn’t start every conversation with, “Did you hear what happened in Montreal. God, what is fiis world coming to?” Instead, 1 grieved my three seconds of grief and

went snowboarding. “Why only three seconds?” you ask. “How could anyone be as uncaring and unfeeling as this?” you might also ask. To the second question, my answer is this: YYecessity!“. My question, if as unfeeling a bastard as myself is allowed one, can only be this: “How can anyone not be as uncaring and unfeeling as this?’ I find that even at a rate of three seconds per fourteen senseless wastes of life, a great deal of my time is spent “mourning.” Ethiopia alone takes the better part of an hour every &Y-

I believe To the editor,

I think that Allen Chen’s outrage at the conduct of some outspoken Christians is quite justified: I am a Christian and I am often ashamed of the self-righteous proclamations made by some people on behalf of all Christianity. If religion had only one purpose it would be to be worthy of our gods. It would not be to drive divisions between us so that one person can feel superior over another. We must all, by necessity, feel that whatever faith we have is justified, but if we can only do this by attacking other faiths then we ourselves have no faith at all. Has anyone ever noticed how we Christians always have Biblical quotes to justify whatever pet notion we have but never any that discredit it? This is a kind of double-think we can use so as to always have God on our side regardless of whether we understand the meaning of the Bible or not. We can say “Love thy neighbour” in one breath, and justify our racial intolerance by saying ” . . . the alien must obey the laws of the land” in the next. Furthermore, in this huge world one person’s voice is small, but if that one person makes his

Religion To the editor, I have written this letter to address Allen Chen’s comments on Christianity in the January 5 issue of imprint My intent in wrjting this letter is not to present an argument for my beIiefs but to show that Christians do use their OWN minds. In one way or another we all seek to know how the human race came to be, whether or not there is a God (i.e. “the meaning of life”). Because I acce t the claims of creation, Christ’s and imminent deat K , resurrection return to earth, I feel I have discovered the answers to my questions. Is it not natural for me to share this discovery with my family, friends, and others? This is not “pig-ignorant preaching,” Mr. Chen. 1 would think that if you felt you had discovered the Truth, you would want to tell others as well, I do not cram my beliefs down other people’s throats but I certainly will share my beliefs. It also follows that because I accept

or her voice God’s voice, then that voice becomes larger. I think this is why some people scour the Bible looking for passages to SUDDO~~ what thev think. Thev trv to fokle their ide& down all&> throats to reassure themselves that they’re more than that one small voice. Allen wonders. why some of us cling to religion to the neglect of rationality. Well, Allen, it’s a scary world out there - and just as people once prayed to dad when thunder crashed and stars fell from the sky, so too do we look to God for explanations for things we don’t understand - like urban- violence and pollution. Since fear is the basis of many people’s faith, I doubt well ever be able to talk reason into them. This unreasoning fear of the unknown is a human instinct that has no doubt kept us alive for millions of years. So&e people try to understand’ the unknown, but others still try to attack it (old habits die hard). Our faith in a god will accommodate both approaches. Travis Capener 3A English

good the Bible as the inspired Word of the sovereign God, I accept it to, be the authoritative guide in my life. Does it not follow that I would quote from my source of authority? You see Mr. Chen, I did not quote from the Bible to nauseate you but because I believe it to be authoritative. The Bible claims to be the inspired Word of God (II Tim. 3: 16). Mr. Chen has chased to reject that claim and relegate the Bible to an antiquated book I have chosen to accept the claim and all the promises that the Bible holds. Both of us have used our own minds to come to a decision. Just because we came to different conclusions does not imply that either one of us has thought any less about the subject than the other. However, making such a decision does effect our outlook on lie, the way we think and act.

Glenn Smith 3B Chemical Engineering

The one thing the Montreal incident has done for me personally, @ it has made me realize just what an insensitive monster I really am. I was always under the impression that the average person and I put in about the same amount of time when it came to grieving the loss of life. This event, however, has made me aware of the fact I, due to my heinous nature, I suppose, fall far behind in this respect. When I think of how many thousands of people die of starvation every day in third world countries, it amazes me to think of how much

time is spent in mourning by Canadians alone. I have no choice now but to assume that everyone but myself spends at least eighteen hours a day in a state of mourning. But wait, could it be that most people that live in Canada don’t really care about the lives of anyone but Canadians? Could it be that people see national borders (which I always thought existed for merely economical reasons) as much more than just real estate dividers? Could people really care that little for the lives of others solely because they are “foreigners” (what ever that means)?

Unacceptable to unworthy

NQ that couldn’t be it. One person told me that he felt so bad for these particular victims because of the way they died. Could it be that being shot, and dying over a relatively short period of time is worse than starving to death over a period of months or even years? No, that’s definitely not it. My only conclusion is that I am, as many have told me, a cold-hearted brute. Boy, had 1 better change. Jeff Wills 3B English Literature

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To the editor, To the female engineering student who withheld her name (Imprint, January 5,199O): I was sorry to hear of the sexual harassment you experienced at the hands of an engineering faculty member. I don’t: know who he is, but if he is running true to a certain common type of academic harasser, he did pick you because there ore so few woman students in engineering. This type is uncertain of himself with campus queens, and selects relatively isolated women, because they make easier targets. What he is suffering

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you. Instead, it may be a) a continuing image of himself as the homely teenager in glasses who didn’t make the football team or get the girls; b) his present lack of success as teacher or scholar; c) other assorted problems, family, financial, social, or vybe just his vanishing youth. You are his quick fix. His attentions to you give him as ilhision of instant success, good looks, charm, youth and of course, the tremendous wit in his remarks and jokes at your expense. He also may be shoving you, as a woman, off what he believes rightly remains to him, the sacred male turf of engineering.

all male professors who do not harass, and he is violating trust which is placed in all of us faculty.

Yes, we do care. This type of harasser is not only h&ning students. He is divine; a bad name to

Anne Minas

For more- information: The Lecherous Professor: Sexual Harassment on Campus, by Billie Wright Dziech and Linda Weiner, Beacon Press, Boston, 1984. Perhaps all our academic harassers should be sent copies. They are power-tripping their students, using unacceptable methods for unacceptable ends, as was Marc Lepine.

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Winter tends to be a time when we are subject to illness. While many factors, like your genetic disposition and stress level, affect your immunity to diseases, nutrition is important in strengthening your immune response against assaults. Today’s research in nutritional immunology involves sorting out the immune enhancing -and sometimes; if you take a lot of vitamin-supplements, immune suppressing - effects of various nutrients. According to the Iat& research, these compounds are among the most important in optimal immune functioning. .Vitamin A and Carotenoids Protects against tumor growth, possibly by boosting white-blood cell activity. Deficiency results in decreased immune functioning. Excess supplementation of Vitamin A is toxic. Vitamin A is available in liver. Carotenoids are available in most fruits and vegetables, especially those with orange flesh, such as c&rots and cantaloupe. Vitamin M Aids in metabolism of amino acids and DNA. Excess supplementation is toxic. Vitamin B6 is available in whole grains, dark leafy iregetables,

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Folate Deficiency results in decreased resistance. Folate is available in dark, leafy vegetables, eggs, legumes, liver, and salmon. Vitamin C May help strengthen immune system’s first line of defences.’ It’s available in broccoli, sweet peppers, brussel

Vitamin E Prevents oxidative damage to cells. Improves whiteblood cell activity. Vitamin E is available in wheat germ, whole grains, and vegetable oils. / Iron

Deficiency raises susceptibility to infection, but excess amounts can also reduce immune functioning and have toxic effects. It’s available in meats, poultry, eggs, green leafy vegetables, raisins, and whole grains.

Selenium Prevents otidative cell damage. Deficiency is rare and excess supplementation is toxic. Selenium is found in seafoods, meats, poultry, eggs, whole grains, and garlic.

Zinc Deficiency reduces white-blood cell activity. Excess supplementation is toxic. It’s available in whole grains, milk, oats, oysters, eggs, meat, and oultry. Omega- s Fatty Acids They appear to increase white-b1ood cell activity. Available in salmon, trout, and other fish. This is an abridged description of activity and sources of immune enhancing nutrients. Most peop1e don’t need to take vitamin supp1ements because a healthy diet can yield all the requirements of your body without causing toxic effects. While diet is only one factor in your fight against infections, deficiencies in diet may not give you a fighting chance. For more information on this or other health topics, ask the Health and Safety Resource Network at the Health and Safety Building, Room 121 or cal1885-1211, extension 6277.

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Hate, guilt, etc. lot of men are out there doing the beating and molesting. Not to mention &> verbal and w;itten abuse as we’ve seen at Queen’s and Wilfrid Laurier, and the thousands of images purveyed by male film and TV directors of women being beaten, shot, gang-raped, or mutilated (Harlem Nights and Casualties of War being only two recent examples). Add to that the constant barrage of sexist images in rock videos and beer commercials, and it’s no wonder many women feel that misogyny is pervasive. All they are really asking is that we, as men, say out loud that we do not support th&e visible manifestations of a hatred of women. Womenhating’ not man-hating’ is the principle issue which confronts us.

To the editor, In both last week’s opinion pieces and ti the reported comments of John Vellinga, it was averred that the outpouring of anger and grief expressed by women in the aftermath of the massacre in Montreal was tantamount to man-hating. If that’s what these individuals heard, then maybe they haven’t been listening. I think women have been quite magnanimous on the whole toward men. What they are angry about is male violence against women. It’s rather silly to call on men and women to become friends when it is mainly male violence which is keeping men and women apart. If you consider that one in ten women is beaten by her lover or spouse, and that one in four women is sexually molested at some point in her life, then an awful

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Most people would agree that a Christian is someone who will be with Christ for eternity, or, in other words, has eternal life in heaven.

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This & an open letter to the university written on very personal terms. An exercise in exorcism of some personal demons. It is also a eulogy. Near the end of the tern-t, a very good friend of mine passed away. You probably heard about it right here in these very pages. His name was Oliver Davies. He was one of my closest friends. He& some of you probably even read some of the stuff we did for Imprint

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Shocked, because his death is still, and probably always be, a mystery. Saddened, because Oliver Davies was one of the genuinely good and decent human beings that it has ever been my pleasure

to meet.

However, I don’t want to rehash any of that. If you knew Oliver, then you already know what kind of person he was. If you didn’t, then it probably doesn’t make that much difference to you, anyway. And let’s not forget bitter. Yes, his death has made me bitter. It is blatantly unfair that such a good friend should have to die. Life is far too pre-

Alberta commits by Ingrid Iiepa In 1988, Alberta’s government committed over half the province’s northern forest resources to the producticn of primary pulp fibre. The area slated for timber harvest, called “the last remaining basket of timber in the developed world,” extends north from Edmonton to the Northwest Territories border. Five, possibly six new pulp mills will be constructed, and the capacities of two other mills in Hinton and Grande Prairie are being doubled. Upon completion of construction, there will be five pulp mills along a 320 kilometer stretch of the Athabasca River alone. One is to be the world’s iargest pulp mill. Environmentalists, citizen’s groups and professional asspciations have been highly critical of the government’s extensive support of the forest and pulp mill projects. They have raised concerns about the lack of public consultation on the projects, the environmental impacts of new and/or expanding dioxin-creatirtg kraft mtils, the dedication of such an enormous area to -timber harvesting, the sustainability of,the projects in light of Alberta’s past reforestation record, and whether the developments truly represent the kind of economic diversification Alberta is looking for. One area of concern is over pulp milI pollution. Alberta’s government is promising strict regulation of chlorinated organics and requiring all pulp mills in the province to upgrade to the “best-available” technology standards. But environmentalists are worried that even this approach is not good enough. Some would like to see the elimination of kraft mills entirely. Because the Athabasca flows north into the Mackenzie drainage basin, the effluents from the proposed Alberta-Pacific mill are also a matter of concern for the Northwest Territories and the mill requires federal as well as provincial approvals. In April of 1989, a court ruling held that the federal government is obliged to consider environmental effects before granting such approvals. Subsequently, federal environment minister Lucien Bouchard announced that a joint federal-provincial assessment panel would conduct a public review of the proposaL However,

the panel’s terms of reference

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the larger decisions to commit Alberta’s northern forest resources to pulp production. A separate provincial panel, announced in March, is to consider logging concerns. But environmental groups say full, public review of the 1ogg@ proposals was needed before the province made its decisions. They say the

forests\ to pulp deliberations of the province’s logging panel are no substitute for comprehensive assessment of the various options for forest use and protection. Explaining the government’s general aversion to public reviews, Minister of Forestry, Lands and Wildlife Leroy Fjordbotten claimed “the public hearing process scares away investors.” Brian Staszenski of the Edmonton Environmental Resource Centre says review under the province’s assessment process would be a “sham” because the environmental impact assessment is done by the project proponent, and then judged by a government which already approved the project in principle. Staszenski suggests that environmental assessments should be done by an independent panel that would hear arguments form the proponents and intervenors, and decide whether or not to allow the proponent to proceed. The Alberta government claims that it is doing a good job of forest management. The province says it has replanted 95 per cent of cutover lands - a? excellent record by Canadian standards. But Selner notes that 38 per cent ofthe lands logged since 1966 are not stocked with “healthy, free-growing conifers.,, This he says, translates into “190,ooo hectars of forest removed from production because of improper, irresponsible management” by timber companies. In response to the problem, Alberta is n& seeking tougher reforestation. rules. One of the “bottom line” proposed requirements wouId force timber companies to ensure that a planted tree crop is two meters high before it is left to compete with other woodland species. This translates into a 17 to 18 year commitment with species such as spruce. Critics agree that this is a positive development. But they insist that the forests are more than potential pulp and lumber - that the forests provide recreation and tourism opportunities and wildlife habitats, besides being associated with a central part of the Canadian identity. Their concern is that the government of Alberta finds the immediate economic opportunities provided by forestry development much more appealing. The pulp industry typically is characterized as one of boom and bust, which will leave Albertans facing the same dilemmas they have encountered with the petroleum industry. This has led some environmentalists to hope that the inevitable downturn will take effect, ending the Alberta government’s current love-in with massive forest sector projects before too much

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Reprinted frum Alternatives Magazine, Voll6, pages 8-9. WPIRG is a student-funded and directed organization that &es out research, education and action on environmental and social justice issues. Fof more information visit us in room 123, General Savices Complex, or all +2578.

cious to have it ripped from the unsuspecting body of a nineteenyear-qld hardcore drummer. “Live fast, die young.“What bullshit. Regardless of what you believe in (that last comment being a surreptitious remark on the ongoing and everlasting battle between religions in these letters,) life is life. Life is, after all, all we’ve got. And, strange as it may seem, Ollie’s untimely passing has brought some good. It has made me re-evaluate what is actually important in a person’s existence. It has made me feel that much closer to the people who are still left around. So many people have a gaping hole in their lives now, and these words that I’m writing do not only stand for my feelings, but those of Sally and Jenny and Sandl-a and everybody else as weli. I’m doing

this for them, too. It is very sad that it took something like this to make me realize how much I need people around me. If this letter make you feel that way too, then good. That’s what I want to accomplish. If everybody who reads this takes a real good look at their friends, lovers, roommates, and family and thinks about how they would fee1 if even one of them were to suddenly die, then maybe you get the chance to tell those people who much you love them. I didn’t get that chance. I never got to say goodbye. In this society, the sight of two men hugging each other and saying “I love you” holds certain connotations. But 1would give anything that I have to be able to to do that to Ollie right now. Fuck societv. Catch ia on the flipside, Davies. I’m aIways gonna miss you.

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In response to a letter from a recreation student who opposed the proposed HKLS faculty name change to “Faculty of Applied Health Sciences”: There are three salient issues: the importance of having a name that embodies the spirit and activities of the faculty; the _tremendous impact that a name can have on funding by government and commercial granting agencies; and that what is being practiced in all of the departments in HKLS is a class of scientific methodology. The recognition of these issues suggests that the’ current name is agreeably obsolete. The three recent meetings held recently by Dean Marteniuk to discuss the senate proposal with the students have not been without effect The argument against the proposed new name rests on the faulty assertions that the World Health Organization’s definition of health is “virtually meaningless”; that funding agencies do not use this definition of health, and that the Dean of HKLS “had not received adequate student feedback on the issue.” The WHO’s definition says that health is “not merely the absence of disease or infirmity, but . . . a state of complete physical; menta1, and social well-being,” (Hirsch, W.Z., 1963. Urban We and Form). The definition underlines the broad nature of health sciences, a subject so fundamental that “every faculty at UW is involved in teaching health-related courses,” (Senate Long Range Planning SubCommittee Report - Health-Related

Teaching and Research at the University of Waterloo; Fourth Decade Report.“) The pragmatic nature of the WHO concept of health is evidenced by its acceptance as a framework by the entire HKLS faculty, (by vote at a meeting of the Faculty council), and by its incorporation throughout UW curriculum. Contrary to the student’s claim, the applicatioi of the WHO definition is as apparent in finding agency activity. The National Health Research and Development Training Program administered by Health and Welfare solicits through the Dean of Graduate Studies, applications for funding from the departments of: ‘%iolog)i, chemistry, health studies, kinesiology, environment resource studies, mechanical engineering, physics, planning, psychology, recreation, sociology, statistics, and systems design engineering.” Does that really mean that recreation does not fit into

health? Not so, say prominent recrearesearchers (Recreation tion Research Review, Vol. 6, NO. 4., 1979.) The suggestion that the Dean of HKLS had not received adequate feedback from the students before acceptance of the name by faculty council is blatantly inaccurate. The present name has been under review since 1983. It has been discussed tiequentIy: such as on April 14,1989 at a &cult+ council execdtive committee meeting, at which it was decided that a ballot would be distributed to faculty for voting on which proposal to accept; June 9 and 23,1989, faculty council meeting, at which the ballot results were discussed; June 23,1989, faculty council meeting, at which it was decided that a motion be put forth to Senate. Each HIUS department has a graduate and undergraduate elected representative for faculty council and faculty executive council meetings: This is the accepted mechanism for soliciting

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Lost and “found” To the editor, On January 7, my car was broken into while I was at the Phi&p Street townhouses, and, among other things, my rtable CD player, a Kenwood DP p” 80 was stolen. This CD player is not yet for sale in Canada, and a trial unit from the firm I worked for in Ottawa. It requires a seven volt recharger, a diffiblt to hd unitspecific power supply, and requires a remote unit to program, which was left in my car. It is useless ‘without these. It contained one CD, Personal

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Outercourse vs intercdurse JNTRODIJCTION: The Sexual Inquirer is here to give members of the university community a chance to anonymously ask questions about anyth;lg related to sex and sexuality. The column will appear every other week and is prepared by volwteers of the Sexuality Resource Centre (formerly the Birth Control Centre).

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d@dugb We&up Canadian Siience News A British Columbia comply has invented a new method of panning for gold that works in the same way that animals fight disease. CalIed the Gold Probe, the new invention uses “antibodies” to find the gold in the ground Antibodies are warriors in the battle against many forms of disease. When an atrimal’s body is invaded by bacteria or viruses, a set of antibodies that are specially designed and manufactured by the immune system to destroy that particular germ. Exploiting . this biolo@cal me&a&m, a team of researchers at CBR titernational, a biotechnology company in Sydney,, B.C., has developed a method for producing antibodies sensitive to particular bac-

teria that live in the ground. The bacteria, called B. cereus, are found in large amounts around mineral deposits, including gold. B. cerues is a peculiar microbe in that it coats itself with a special layer of protein whenever it comes close to gold in the soil. It transforms itself from a bacterium to a bacterial spore. tt’s as though the bacterium develops “its own protective shell,“says Dr. Shawn Severn, vice president of research and development at CSR InternationaL The, bacterium is somehow react- ’ ing either to the gold or to some effect the ‘gold produces in the soil; the researchers aren’t sure which, he says. At the sites the CBR researchers tested, there was a strong correlation between the number of B. cereus spores and the amount of gold in the soil, he adds.

But rather than having to look for B. meus spores in the soil and count them, or carry around cultures of the bacteria to see if they sporulate when “planted,” the CBR researchers came up with a simple twist Sevem and his colleagues, Tlrs. Bryan Ember and Willliam Kay, exposed laboratory animals to B. cereus spores and collected the &tibodies which the animals produced natirally to fight off the spores. They were then able to duplicate these antibodies and set up system whereby they could manufacture them independently in the lab. Next, they attached the antibodies to nylon-backed strips of plastic, which they call Gold Probes. When a

Gold Probe is inserted into a sample of soil, the antibodies will react to any bacterial spores in the soil and Cituse the probe to change colour. A marked chafige * in colour indicates a large number of spores in the soil, which in turn may point to the presence of a substantial deposit of gold in the ground, says Sevem. (Further Gold Probe tests are done in the sane and nearby locations to confirm the resulb of the test and specify the exact position of the gold deposit.) To gold prospectors, the beauty of the Gold Probe is the time it saves them Conventional soil testing techniques require that soil%amples be sent to Iaboratory for analysis, a

process that Carl. t@e several weeks. The Gold Probe, on the other hand, yields results in only a few hours. “The probe is very useful in the race for land claims. It gives you a competitive edge in the field that can amount to the difference behueen a million dollars and nothing,” says Sevem. The idea of using bacteria to find minerals is not a new one, says Sevem. It originated with John Watterson, a chemist at the U.S. GeologiCal Survey in Denver, Colorado. It was Sevem and his colleagues, however, who developed the new antibody test.

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them at the;other end, they are just as good as when you send them.” An optical fibre looks much like fishing line, but is only about the diameter of a hair, or less than onetenth of a millimetre thick In theory, it is believed one optical fibre across the Atlantic Ocean could handle all of the telephone traffic between North America and Europe. The process of securing the patent on the device has been long and involved. After two years of discussions with lawyers, Lit filed a formal application with the Canadian Patent Office in Ottawa in August 1987. With help from The Innovation Centre, a Waterloo firm which helps commercialize inventions, he has since proceeded through painstaking legal steps and was granted the patent this fall.

much money is taken. The new electronic model is by no means the last word in parkiilg meters. Its manufacturer, J.J. MacKay Canada Ud. of New Glasgow, Nova Scotia, promises a solar model, powered by the sun’s energy and rechargeable batteries. And as Canada moves ever closer to the “cashless society,” there’s a meter coming that will gladly accept a plastic offering not unlike today’s credit cards. electronic meter was The developed by George MacKay, president of J.J. MacKay, in conjunction with the Applied Microelectronics Institute of Halifax and the Nova Scotia Research Foundation.

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Some men don’t know they are rapists, some women don’t know they’ve been raped by Tamara Speers, Women’s Issues Board ~gela Heeds, Imprintstaff Just what does the average guy have in mind when he goes out on an average date? Usually the same thing the average girl does - a good time. But what happens when the MO’S ideas of a good time diverge? What happr$ when he thinks a good time m&ns sex and she doesn’t?

felt a man had a right to have sex with a assault, “sexually aggressive.” shared one commonalty with them: they Rape is derived from a multitude of generally do not use weapons but instead, use woman if he spent a lot of money on her. so&Iization problems. Generally, young Though we would like to think that these just enough force to gain compliance from the attitudes are borne out of i&norance, how then men we socialized to believe they can get victim. do we explain the fact that they do not whatever they want from life whether that be Three quarters of all the victims are betimprove with education? jobs, promotions, or sex. Often females are ween fifteen and twenty-one, with the sociaUzed, either implicitly or explicitly, to A 1979 Californian study repotied that half average age being eighteen This fact, along believe that they are second-class citizens and with their inexperience and new-fqund the high school males they interviewed , their i-i&$sl Be< not as important’%‘*ti&% ’ 1+ &&&r& m& fi.&t’year students especialIy believed it i.$ acceptable “for a guy to hold a ^ II&Sti &ke~. Traditiody~ teyqe - : vu&dgk. . girl down anti. force her to haye intercourse” f&ides ire taugfit that their male cotmtef- y _ Vkths who did report the rape often state when, fdr example, “she gets him tiy ihoutsexthanth~do,d ’ ’ like a reaIly nice p-n a&xi” or “she says she’s gobgto ‘have Sex. therefore comply with the was put in a vulnerable changed. The average theman’sturf-hiscar,

Graphic Though one in eight female university students will be date raped, and one in four will have a friend, lover or classmate attempt to rape them, one third of the victims will not discuss the rape withanyone. This is probably because she didn’t define the event as rape or may have blamed herself. Further, 90 per cent of victims won’t report the rape or attempted rape to the authorities. “For the longest timk 3denied that anything had hap ned,” says Sarah (name has been changed r , a twenty-two year-old VW student who was date ra@ at the age of eighteen. ‘q was really drunk when it happened so it was easy to blur the events in my mind. When I finally did admit it had happened, I blamed myself for getting into the situation in the first place.” Through media campaigns like the one the Women’s Issues Board will be running again this term concerning date rape - the type of rape that constitutes 70 per cent of alI rapes Sarah now realizes that she.was no more to blame for what happened than any other victim of a violent crime. “But even though I’ve realized what it was - a sexual act that was forced on me that I didn’t want and that I made verbally clear I didn’t want - I don’t know whether he ever realized what he’d done,” says Sarah. ‘I: felt that I couldn’t report wlyt had happened because he belonged in our circle of friends. Besides I didn’t think I could prove anything anyway because I didn’t fight back physically as much as I probably should have.” Sarah’s attitude is typical of victims of date rape. Because societal attitudes make up such a great proportion of the date rape problem, there is a good chance that Sarah’s attacker did not realize that he had just bommitted an indictable offence which carries a maximum penalty of 25 years in prison, According to a Ms. magazine survey Campus hjecf on Sauai Assaulf, one in every 12 men surveyed,admitted to having fulfilled the prevailing definition of rape or attempted rape, yet virtually none of those men idenMed themselves as rapists. As with most societal attitudes, misconcep tions as to what constitutes a rape start at a young age. In a U.S. survey of 1700 sixth Ito ninth grade students, 50 per cent said that if a woman walks alone at night and dresses seductively, she is asking to be raped. Fiftyone per cent of boys and 41 per cent of girls

of maIe college studex&s surveyed ad&ted to instances of sexual intercourse with a woman against her wiI.I. That these attitudes are not discouraged, but, in fact become more entrenched as students move through the educational system, that they have -_ suggests been institutionaLized. Of the small ten per cent of date rapes that do get reported, only 60 per cent wi.II be labelled “rape” by the police. Qne HaIifax police officer articulated a commonly held , belief in his department saying that this type of rape, “is a physical problem for the rapist because he has become sexually active and it hurts him to stop.” The “bIaming the victim” attitudes which meva.iI in our iustice system are exemplified h judicial ru&gs like the one made by British Columbia Judge Van der Hoop last month, calIing a four year-old female vi& of sexual

up understanding that they should aim to please men. Their mothers showed them through example by catering to theit fathers. In firnib where the father was the Drominent discipI.inary head, girls learned t&t they wouldhavetokeephimha yinordertoget the car for Friday or the cr 3 ‘t card for Saturday. Another misconception surrounding this issue is that rape is an .hevitable product of maIe andfemalesexuality. Perhaps thisis why a Iarge majority of date rapists, like the inhpous-Derrick whom most Tke Young and TheRestless h will remember raped Cricket last summer, feel nomilt and seem unaware that they have done &thing wrong, Though Derrick cannot be said fo be a typical date rapist, since there are no typical rapists, he*

HOW TO PREVENT RAPE FROM HAPPENING TO YOU 1) Be assertive - remember you always have the right to say no even if you have said yes previously, and even if you’ve had sexual relations before. You have the right to-set ‘youI’ own limits. ’ leave. 21 Trust your instincts when you sense danger - if you feel uncomfortable, Many women could have avoided date rape had they listened to their instincts. 3) Take a self defence course, like the Federation of Students’ one on January 2,~ and 28. (Contact Kim Speers at the Women’s Issues Board, 885-1211, ext. 6305,) 4) Always carry money for transportation. 5) Avoid getting drunk or high, especially on the first date. 6) Find out beforehand about your new date. 7) If you wish to report a date rape and feel uncomfortable about contacting the police call or visit the Women’s Issues Board in the Fed Office (CC 235). HOW MEN CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE 1) Find out what her expectations are. Clearly express, in a direct manner, what expect out of a relationship early on in the date, not just a few minutes before expect it. 2) Realize if she says no, she really does mean no. No does not mean yes. 3)

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trust. Because many of these rapes occur in popdated areas, noise is the most valuable weapon a woman has. Yelling “fire” wilI usually gain more attention than yelling ‘%elp” or “police!” The victim should stay as &Im as possible, and take aggressive actions early on in the situation. The earlier the female gives a negative, rive response, the more likely it will If the woman gets into a situation where there is no one around to hear her yelI, she must fight back herself. Striking vulnerable areas: eyes, nose, throat, groin, and knees, will temporarily distract the rapist so the victim will have time to leave. Pressing or poking the eyes, jabbing the Adam’s apple, hitting the nose straight on with her palm, kneeing the groin, kicking the kneecaps and elbowing the face, sternum, and kidneys also work weIl. While it is essential to take these defensive actions using full strength, it is aIso important to know when not to fight, such as situations where the rapist has a weapon. The majority of rapes occur on dates, and are committed by people the victim knew and trusted before the attack. Date rape is a societal problem that most people want to deny. Therefore, it is not only important for women to protect themselves from this danger but for evevone, ,especially students, to address this issue by recognizing that it exists and that it is

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For the first fifteen mitiutes of of Hearts (playing at the Princess until Monday), we can’t hear the dialogue thCough the score. The music takes over, The actions speak the film. Since the dialogue is in Italian, and few of us speak the language here, this music-heavy prologue is an interesting way of getting around a language problem without having to resort to those obtrusive subtitles. But what director John Amiel [of “The Singing Detective” fame] is after is not so much clever cinematic devices, not academic filmmaking exercises, but operatic soul. He wants his film (and us) to move with the emotional sweeps of opera. He wants to make us laugh at the buffoonery of comic opera. And for the most part, Queen of Hearts succeeds in

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ldo~$f+~~~~~~~;s story Eddieis a ten-year-old Italian kid growing up in London, .sometime after World War Two. Yes, this is e, nostalgia film, or more correctly;’ a nostalgic opera of th& fables of our own-personal history. Queen of Hearts is also miles (light

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c,ranapa Nonno comes from Italy and cries to work the land, we kpow that our protagonists (the whole fatiily) are of the earth, i.e. they are naturally good. Like any good comic opera, bwever, the good need a foil. Enter the butcher’s son, Barbariccia. We see . . him. in our opening . . prologue dripping tomato-red blood. Growing some devilish facial

Barbariccia’s diabolical of Hearts is a more defined feel of presence threatens to turn this tension between the characters, sanguine comedy into a choleric good versus evil plot withstandhell for a lost promise of years ing. The family moves a little1 too ago. His memories being black in smoothly together. colqur, this diablo’s countenance The two young newcomers to is consistently photographed in the screen actually provide the darkness. greatest depth here (Ian Hawkes Having made his money in as Eddie, Tat Whalley as Beetle). America, Barbaric& is evil inThe narrative, being a’first-percarnate. son reflection on Eddie’s part, Queen of Hearts operates in probably accounts for the po+sigood measure in this world of bility of this happening, but Jan types. It’s comic opera, with Hawkes should still be congtatstar-crossed lovers escaping soulated on his impressive and ciety; it’s a medieval morality tender first performance. play, replete with props (cappuAt times the rest of the cast cino makers, magic boxes]; it’s seems a little stale, a little bland. Commedia Dell’arte, as the plot Yet the film never feels stale. moves in ways the moon could The stories may be a little old, foretell about the tides. but there is just so much heart in . . . . . . . . ..*......*...*.........*.......***...............*...........-

Sentimental musical comedy . ..**.,*...~.....*........*..**..*.*......*.*.-.~~~=*~=~~~~~~~=*=~~~ But mostly Queen of Hearts is this film that, by the end, it sentimental comedy - and this works (save for an unnecessary shoutd give it some rightly deand trite closing comment]. This served broad appeal - and reis Eddie’s remembrance of things markably it accomplishes this past, and the memories are as without becoming too manipulafresh as fresh pasta. tive [make no mistake, all films Although it is a word to be a?g *qanipulative to a degree). avoided at all costs in any rew& is. where the strength of viewer’s vocabulary, avoiding it may allow me the justification of ‘Q&&fib q H carts lies, for the hea&q&und in its humourand using it just this once: Queen of mu&‘. When the film goes not for Hearts really is a nice movie. A final note. I believe Queen of the big gag, but for the small deHearts actually to be a fairly siglivefy, it comes,,out on top, T& film. This huinour COT+& ti,o&$:from t-b-, ‘nificant and important :.f I :.Y importance ii& of the .pod& s::?;3rch lies not in its filmmaking, not in its craft (which is It should c&e, U&I surpr& that it is & h$&,;l;i& car&$“~.%olid, but not extraordinary). -Rgther, the politics of the film the film ~f~.&$~ ~w,~c I is sc&$~ ark .right on. sentia1 to *$#pn +perien4ze, L

%+~hi~.,@$e it is an important ~oti~#&&$‘i& io other, more COTl“’ %nfational [and equally important) filq&%&h as* Sammy&d Queen of Hearts could have Rosie C&t toid and Do The Right benefitted from a slightly more Thiftg. .a idiosyncratic philosophy. DeThis film is not passive liberbates bounce back and forth be_1I. *. alism. btit shows instead that com...--- - --t weer 1 Druno ana rJanil0, Out. medid narrative is not just the ----- Iorcea. f----d -I-iaey seem III-I. I they seem rivilege of the dominait popurected [until’ Danilo hits his son Pation, but that minorities also end Bruno wins the trembling lip have the right to happy ending award for the decade this is a . . _ fables. This is the immigrant .trulyI remarKame 1 II piece . ot physinarrating his/her own m&01ogy, and in Queen of Hearts it is cal acting). What is lacking then in Queen done with a lot of zest.

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The fabric of history is folded beyond recognition in Umberto Eco’s latest novel F~ucau~‘s pLwAA4m. EC0 works well with historical subjects; witness his best selling medieval-era novel, ?7re N~rnc of the &se. Continuing his affection for things medieval, he sets a good por-

tion of fiucault S Pendulum back in the Age of F&h, though in a much different context, and in a much less orthodox’ manner. &wault’s Pendulum is concerned I with the infamous Knights Templar. CasaubonisaneditorwithaMilanese book publishing company that specAizesin~bIi&ingesot&and occult mandpts for self&nanced authors, whom he and his co-editors termAs a dackmi c;tndidate, he had done bia &es&a the Tmplzus, and hecouId:~heIp&tnoticethatthe lXabo&zalskeepimphcating&eTemplars in world domination plots. A IXabloical named Ardenti presents to them an ancient manuscript thatheinterpretsasaTemplarplanto shEr& over the world during a . schedule. ’ Ye= Casaubon

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set about inventing a possible plan for Templar domination. However, shortly after Ardenti l&aves the o&e he mysteriously disappears. This causes the trio some comternatio~ but they soon forget it andprocxxdtotietheentiretyofWestern history into their conspiratorial piot Drawing such names in ‘3s Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus, andA&Aphwitter, Causobort et al cpiddy Ao~rawhelmed by tiheirfabrieatiarcdbegin to belike initbydegrees. Buttheyaren0talone:someofthe Diabdicals and a mysterious s@or Aigle are convinced with the validity of the editors’ plot As the years pr* gress, the fictitious plan takes its toll on the titers, and seems more real thannotasitfmallyextractsitsbloody cost under 1Foucault’s Pendulum in his I Em suey weaves a believable and fascinating conspiracy, etlcrclopedic in scope- In doing so, he completely ~-interprets history, seeing the major acts in the Western chronicle as merely feats designed to further Templar ends.

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And therein lies the point of the novel. The central &a&c&s combine and recombine historical events with reckless abandon, and they do this for fun They jokingly see themselves as the heirs to the Cabalists of ancient times who attempted to recombine the Tomb to find God’s name. Eco underlines the foolishness ofthistmgicflawinashortspeechby DiOtdl&

“Do you think the rabbis, when they spoke of the Torah, were talking about a scroll? They were taEng about us, about remaking our body through language. Now listen To manipulate the letters of our body takes great piety, and we didn’t have it”

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volume. Axe-man Gregg Kostelich describes the album& being “not the Stooges, not MC& It’s the Cynics . . . turned up a bit.” The group definitely wear their love of ’60s garage rock on their sleeves, but songs like Way It’s Gonna Be have enough hooks to start even the leftest of feet a-tappin’. They’ve also included a version of the Unrelated Segments’ Cry Cry Cry which stays fairly close to the original. .

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The Cynics have managed to take enough time away from running Get Hip Records to release their own album of (you guessed it) rock ‘n’ roll. There have been a few line-up changes since the last Cynics album (12 Flights Up) came out. Organist Beki Smith has left, and was not replaced, leaving the band a four-piece. Bassist Steve Magee has also left and has been succeeded by Kris Kasperowski, formerly of the Heret-

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As a result of these personnel changes, the Cynics’ sound has changed a bit.. They’ve discarded the jangly sounds of Yeah! and Abba that were on the last album, and they’ve substituted

But unlike most garage bands who see fit to fill out their albums by re-hashing the same Sonics covers, the Cynics have written tracks

eleven of the, fourteen on Rock-n-Roll. One of

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non-originals was written never recorciecl my Bernie Kugel of Buffalo’s Mystic Eyes. The rest of the album is very is good - my only complaint -that by moving away from the jangly sounds of the last album the band has sacrificed some of the variety that made 12 Flights Up so appealing. But then again, the Cynics are at their best live - and you can catch them at Toronto’s Apocalypse Club on Saturday night (the 13th) with Shark Graffiti and LJW’s the Wanna-bes, .m.

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GWAR wiJI serve the Master, or GWAR will DIE! - Techno Destruct0 in Techno’s Song And serve the Master they do. Legend has it: GWAR, frozen in the pre-historic ice of Antarctica were recently freed when Oderus Urungus’s hot, steaming manhole thawed them out. They were then deliirered unto Sleazy P. Martini by the holy Gje-ha. Martini, feared rock publicist extraodinaire, equipped GWAR with guitars and encouraged them to evoke the dark gods return upon an unsuspecting mankind. Hell-o! is just that: a monumental project of satanic proclivity. Each of the 16 songs (17 on cass and CD) represents one key of the traditional daemon ritual. The five-fold crux of the ceremony occurs during keys 5, 7, 11, 14, and 16, or more specifically: Slutman City, War Toy, GWAR Theme, Techno’s Song, and Rock 6 Roll Party Town. These songs, g’war-songs, if you will, are the undisputed pinnacles of the project, harkening back, no doubt, to the gleaming crags of their homeland. The rest of the tunes are by ‘no means filler (though they do “fill” to the point of bursting, if you know what 1 mean. I

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The sound? Monsters awakening, ligaments straining an4 worlds of past and present colliding. Enormous savagery and diabolical machinations. Part prophecy, part pornography, GWAR ravages rock from behind - first the vocalist Oderus Urungus pins it down, has his way a’droolin and a’slobberin, coating his object of affection in salivic glaze. Then the guitarist, BALSAC gnaws away eyesockets and cranium. All the ,while drummer Nipplus .Erectus pound-pound pounds away (again, from behind.) Then, the free-for-all. The five main members_ are _ _joined by an extensive brotherhood in-

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When GWAR and their 16 songs. are fully spent, the result isn’t pretty. But neither is this business - where virgins come cheap, and mo!ality is for the sleeping. Record execs procure sacrifices to appease GWAR’s insatiable appetite and fairies weave bum-wad from the laurels of Greek poets. Quite simply, GWAR gives heavy metal the best ial loveshove it needs, and tonight, after you’re asleep,-open the windows, turn an ear to the south and listen to the legions cry: “Oh GWAR, I think I love y-w.”

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issue.” However, she does not see herself as a spokesperson for anypartidar cause. Her,gd is to “lift people out of their Iiv~ ,for a couple of hours and make them feel good with a bunch of oth& people” and maybe give theni thiz strength “to tackle alI IMse things,-fhat . . l I alow cannot do.“Her latest album Gentle of Heart is unfortunately not as illuminating as her noble eoaIs.

I have heard Kaldor do bette musically on he!- other -albums Maybe it was the mixing, the pro ducer, or spilt coffee on the contrti board. Whatever the reason, I exped better on the next album and I hop6 her band is not so lethargic.

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its potent and progressive interpretation of thrash metal, Nofhingface goes one step further. Aside from occasional Metallica or Iron Maiden-like inflections, Voivod hasgone headfirst into what cquld be best describedas”post-metaL”Disso-

Voivod retain plenty of credibili~ with this slab and the alternativ music press (e.g. sounds) is alrea$ eating it up. I’m happy with this disc as well, but I’d argue that Nothing& is a little too faceless for its ow1 good.

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Voivod’s new sound is refreshiq but listening to Noth@$am I can’ help yearning for some monstrou thrash licks or moments of accelera tion In large doses, this record lack the hooks ‘;ld poier needed to sus tain interest & a whole, it’s a bi duL

Then again, the Montreal foursome never fit into the &h&i mindlessness that has become SPmP”m with that tenn Their 1987 disc v T*0%Y

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Edgar Froese, Chris Franke, and Paul Haslinger are the trio that comprise Tangerine Dream, the gurus of instrumental music. Only Haslinger and Froese (who has released several ofhisownalbums) workedonLilyon the Beach, Tangerine Dream’s second 1989 release, but the absence of Chris Franke hasn’t affected their music. Fans of this group wiil End thirteen songs on this album which follow closely the pattern of Optical Race with plenty of three and four Tninute compilations. The rhythms vary from slow, moaning synthesizer voices to staccato pieces. The one song that stands out is Twenty-Nine Palms, a brilliant electric piano solo with that new-wave “ahhhhhh” voice lightly accompanying in the background. I prefer their longer songs on albums like Poland and L.ivemi@ but their latest, is still impressive. While using the same formula found on Optid Race, the short songs are slower overall, the duo still showing an amazing ability to weave four or five different sounds and rhythms into a song. Critics of instrumentaJ music argue that it all sounds the same, but that is comparable to assixni&ing Bach and Beethoven’s works.

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There are songs which do stand out. The title track is an indication of what Kaldoi is capable of producing. Also, 7he &WY Song is cleverly written, interrninwg the plight of Canadian natives with the excqseq of the white interlopers. I?%in.. ?J~qz& $i another well written song about dationships, life and coloured paper. And finally One Hit LUUU!S7L Another deals with issue of wife beating.

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“’ The album does contain excellenl songwriting, but the music arrange ment detracts from a voice that, although powerlul and full of prom ise, does not deliver the goods. Take the song Rage Inside for example, here is a song with lyrics thatdemand emotion and power, not mediocrity The music provides a backdrop thai gets in the way of the song. Someth. ing like house music, but not as hope less.

melman is Synesthesia, a balladladen, middle-of-the-road album* Many of the songs are *bout love gone awry, but fail to convey any real meaning. Himmelman doesn’t say anything lyri43lly that hasn’t been said a thousand times before. Maybe his famous father-in-law, Bob Dylan, could give him a few pointers., There are a few attempts at rock ‘n’ roll, but for the most part, they come up short I Wouldn Wind sounds like a rejected beer commercial and 24.5 Days is a bluesy number that finds Himmelman straining to emulate Jeff Healey. This may explain why it’s been getting airplay on CFNY. The three songs that save this project from total mediocrity are A Million Sides, Suwender, and Bmther Joel (one of three bon& tracks available on cassette and compact disc only). The other strong point is the piano playing of Jeff Victor; who gives the record continuity and d&guises the fact that Himmelman, mutating into Billy Joel, Neil Finn (of Crowded House), and Neil Diamond, has no vocal style of his own. The key to the success of this album is going to be promotion. If Island Records sinks some money into a video or two, it may sell a few copies. If not, it will likely end up in a bargain bin somewhere, right behind Himmelman’s 1988 release, Gem&a.

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xnusi&ns, it hk also dpened up a vitriolic debate about the legality and legitimacy of sampling. Those who oppose the practice claim that it is theft of (musical) property, while sampling’s supporters claim&at the act of sampling effectively requires as much thought and creativity-as playing an instrument. For the most part, I would tend to agree with the second argument. 1?owever, there are records which are

The Rolling Stones’ previous two albums, Undercover and Dirty Work, would have been a sory way to finish walking tile dog, but SteeI Wheels, in stmight-8hmhg Stones tradition, rocks with a fervor that is guaranteed to deliver satisfaction. Whde A&ai Emotions and Rock and a Hard Place are pure hardhitbing rock ‘n’ roll, the unmistakable African mats of Cbnn’nenrat Driji

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Baker completed and the soundtrack for this angular documentary of the same name. This is quintessential Baker. It is introspective, velvet music, as Bakkr’s voice plays through the melodies and his trumpet sings the solos wi$ a strange sense of passive lyricism that only Baker could deliver. There are still shades of ‘Clifford Brown in his playing, and the airy tone of his trumpet articulates a debt to Miles Davis that Baker would probably have been the first to acknowledge - except his tone is far more consistent than Miles ever was. But Baker will be remembered most for his romanticism. This album does nothing to dispel this intensity in mood. Baker, working through such standards as You>e My Z&till, Evtsytime W Say Goodbye and Blame it on M~J Yuuth, never moves outside the small vocal range he established from the start, and his playing rern+ns just as subdued. Yet the intensity of the small is always greater than the intensity of the large, and Baker’s playing, staying small, is full of heart. Backed by a solid trio, the album is consistent in quality from beginning to end. Beginning with M&WI and Sand, we are reminded how disarming Baker’s playing can be. Those who know anythin about

so crass in their use of older records that they deserve to be tied to the rear end of a w and dragged along a gravel road for a couple of miles RideonTimebyBIackBoxissucha record. Ridecm Tke was originally a huke hit in Italy, then an equally huge hit in F&land where it spent several weeks at Number On& Despite all this, the singer on the record has earned no money from its success. Why? Because the vocal is sampled from a record by Loleatta Holloway, a soul singer whose big vo@ is the centrepiece for the reco@. ’ p’ “:. ’ I 1 I Despite the record’s dependence up& the sampled vocal, the three: -Italians (messers Limoni, Davoli and Semplici) who came up with the new musical track to compliment Ms. Holloway’s vocals gave her not a shred of -credit or royalties for the record. Now, that’s theft! Having said this, Ride on Time (it should actually read right on time) is a pretty good dance record - it’s just hard to enjoy when it reeks so badly of exploitation. Please don’t buy this record.

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Puck Warriors By Andrew Kinross Imprint staff The hoEkey Warriors added more gold to their already impressive cache, winning the Duracell University Hockey Challenge last weekend in Toronto. In the first round of matches on Friday at St. Mike’s Arena, the Warriors toppled CLAU second-ranked, Laurier 6-5 when John Die&h scored 32 seconds into the second overtime period. They went on to down Ryerson 5-l on Saturday nigh< and beat Toronto 6-l in the goldAmedal match at Varsity &ma on Sunday afternoon. Waterloo’s forte was goaltender Mike Bishop, who held both Ryerson and Toronto at bay gfter allowing just one early goal to e&h team. He stopped 24 shots against both burier and Ryersonand turned away 30 in the final agairest Toronto. Bishop received tournament MVP honours for the second time this seaSOn and plenty of credit from Warrior head coach Don McKee, who called Bishop “an impact player, a leader.” Without @hop, “we’d be Iike any othel: club &d have a much higher goals-against total.“

All of the Warrior rookies saw icetime during the three-day event and put in encouraging performances. Both Landry Smith and Sean Burton scored their first goals wearing the Wtior uniform on the way to icing the championship victory against Toronto.

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Coach McKee feels that the team is quickly making believers of themselves. After the championship match, McKee commented “We showed tonight that we could” spread the scoring punch over the &tire team. “The rookies have been hard-

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Not ’ surprisingly, i ,Waterloo’s veterans pro6ided most of the scoring. In regulation time of the opener, UW spread the wealth, getting goals from Jim David, Jamie Maki, Tony Crisp, Rod Thacker, and Brad Geard. in the 5-l burying of Ryerson, David added two more goals, and John Goodman and Tony Crisp had a goal and an assist each. Goodman scored agaiin in the Toronto &tory, and was named to the tournament all-star team.

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working in practice axld we knew it was just a matter of time before it would start paying off. As we& we have pIayerS like Jim David, John Dietich, and some df the defense who are now scoring regularly.” Waterloo finished off its 1989 OUAA action in December with a tie and a win. The Warriors, down 7-5 2tt Brock on Dec. 1, scored two late goals to send tkte match into overtime, but neither side could -notch another rr&cer and tlpe scoti remained 7-7.~

Two days later, Waterloo met archrival York, ranked third nationally, in what turned out to be an unusually rough, lopsided 7-1 victory in Waterloo’s favour. Defenseman Ken Buitenhuis led the Warriors with three goals and took over as the fourth-leading points-getter tin the team. During the game, seven plzkyers were ejected for fail~g to return to their respective benches after a fight broke out in the second period. The altercation began when Pat Daly ran into the York goaltender Willie Popp behing the net. Yeoman Ian Baele and War&r Steve Richard both received five minute major penaltie, game misconducts, and one-&me suspensions for fighting. Four of the eight teams entered in the Duracell tournament - Laurier, York, Waterloo, and Western - were nationally ranked. Of these four, only the Warriors made it to the medal round. Nonetheless, the Warriors saw some of the opposition they may face at playoff time. And McKee felt that Waterloo’s performance let them know hi team’s ability. “We showed them that we can come out and pIay eee (disciplined) games.” The Warriors boast a combined

regular season and exhibition game record of 16-3-l with veteran phyers in the lineup. This week’s CLAU rankings has Waterloo elevated to fourth spot, and Laurierand York in seventh and tenth respectively. With such a strong mid-season showing, the Warriors’ next trip to Toronto niay be for the CL$U title at Varsity Arm in March The puck will &op at 7;30 m tonight, Jan. 12, a they host B PQCI at the Columbia Icefield. On Sunday, Jan 14, the team treks to Sudbury to play Laurentian.

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tPlague talc&s the bronzel by Carol Dougan Itiprint staff Last weekend, the Warrior Volleyball team participated in the York Unversity Excalibur Classic Tournament. The tournament looked promising for the Plague as they were to meet U of T, Sherbrooke and some Californian guys from Loysla Marymount in their pool play. Waterloo first attacked the ever-fighting Varsity Blues and beat them three straight despite the good effort on U of T’s part to out do the Plague’s wall at the net. The next team to beat was the Sherbrooke Vert et Or, a fourth ranked team with a lot of talent and height. Sherbrooke maintained a small but steady.lead over the Warriors in the first game and were able to break through our defence to win 1511. The second game was almost a mirror image of the first. A mix of sloppy errors from Sherbrooke and some fine play from the Warriors led the Plague to a 15-12 victory. Waterloo was strong and together for the beginning of the third game, and pulled into ,the lead only to lose its unity and fall apart. Poor passing and lack of effort were the only things working together on the floor, and the Warriors lost the next two games. The team played well against the beach boys from Loyola, Ma- rymount winning against the NCAA ranked team. This win placed them in the top two,‘of

their pool and advanced them to the semi-finals against the number one ranked Manitoba Bisons. The g&me had potential for excitement as the number one and two teams battled for a spot in the Championship round. Coach Shantz said the team would have to play “a strong defensive, patient game with deceptive offence,” in order to outplay the Bisons who average an inch and a half taller than the Plague. As the underdogs, it was hoped that the Warriors would put less pressure on their game and put all their energy into winning.

Waterloo drops to fourth r in the CIAU The Plague was unable to accomplish what was necessary to beat the Bisons. In the first game alone, the team was aced ten times . . the Plaguesters fell to pieces. Passing was hopeless and therefore they were unable to run a quick offence and had nothing left to stand on and lost three straight. The assistant coach, Steve Funk, had only one word to share. It was “educational.” The Bronze medal match was played against Dalhousie. The Tigers have proved an excellent team despite the fact that this is a rebuilding season for them. Waterloo was able to pull up l

their shorts and play a decent game of volleyball, and took three games from the fighting Tigers. The Manitoba Bisons took the gold beating Sherbrooke in five games. The Sherbrooke team played a strong defensive game and gave the Bisons a scare. Steve Smith received a tournament All-Star and we had some strong playing from Scott Smith, Brian Damman and Tony Martins. Fred Koops was the main pulse of the team and offered strong play and enthusiasm. The tournament shuffled standings in the CIAU’s with Manitoba maintaining first, and Sherbrooke and the Plague flip flopping. This weekend, the. Plague infests Winnipeg in hopes of regaining their standings. The University of Victoria stopped by Monday night for an exhibition match at the PAC. The seventh-ranked team is on a tour of Ontario with their former National Team coach, Paul Brassonovich. The Plague played well together but the game wasn’t terribly exciting. The match did however leave the team with hope for the weekend, beating the UVic team in all four games. Tuesday

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its first league game of the new year against the Brock Badgers. The coach played his rookie setter Rolph Laber for the whole night and gave all of his bench players a lot of floor time in the secohd and third games. The Warriors beat the Badgers three games straight.

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his 12 points in the opening half, to add to eight rebounds. Other big men in the high numbers were 6’6” rookie Chris Moore and 6’8” legend Pat Telford, pouring in 11 and ten points respectively. The Lancers concentrated mainly on shutting down the of veteran Chris firepower Troyak, who potted a dismal Ifor-6 from the field but did nab eight assists.

“It was a miserable performance overall. The guys started out okay in the opening minutes but then developed an unexplained flatness and Windsor ’ burned us for it.” Don McCrae Spidery fifth-year guard Carlo Boniferro paced all scorers with 22 points for the Lancers, including an amazing 9-for-l1 from the field and a flawless a-for-4 at the line. Riding on his coat tail was 6'5" sophomore teammate Dennis Byrne who canned 21 points on two treys, 6-for-7 from the wood, and s-for-4 at the charity stripe, Windsor rake Jeff Nekkers netted a quiet but tenacious 14 points, while 6'4" forward Chris Daly ripped down eight rebounds. Overall, the two teams shot a mediocre 54 per cent from the field and a pitiful 18 per cent from treyland. At the line, the Warriors shot an embarrassing 55 ner cent while the Lancers web more up to par with 73.

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who dished it over to John Bilawey weakside for an easy two. Over the next few minutes, the two teams slowed down the blistering pace and concentrated on their perimeter games. Windsor had the slight edge, 24-18, midway through the half. The Lancers worked an effective half court press in the final eight minutes of the opening half, taking a 44-36 lead to the dressing room. The press also allowed Zienchuk only a basket and a trey and Troyak a measly two points. Waterloo took two minutes to realize that the second half had started as they fell further behind - to as much as a 2&point deficit. Telford delighted all of the 306 plus fans in attendance with a big slam dunk just four minutes into the second frame. Some nice relief work by John Hamilton allowed UW tonarrow the gap once again to 61-48 with Ii:49 remaining, and forcing the Lancers to take a timeout. McCrae called only three timeouts the entire game. What had appeared to be a game hitting the hundred mark in scores in the first half, came to a grinding halt in the second as both teams switched to a slower defensive battle. The Warriors outscored Windsor over the next three minutes g-2, closing in to a ten-point deficit, 67-57. Then the dazzling teamwork of Boniferro and Byrne became too much for the tiring Warriors: Windsor turned it into a cakewalk. The Lancers raked UW over the coals, outpotting their visitors 20-10 in the final eight minutes to win it, 87-67.

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Waterloo led briefly in the opening minutes, moving the ball well and feeding it inside to the big men. But after a fine trey shot by Zienchuk at 17:02, the Warriors couldn’t nail any more baskets as the next few shots bounced off the rim and out. Windsor answered back with a trey by Byrne four minutes into the contest to take the lead 33-11. After a fast break, Troyak passed one baseline to Braley,

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Willett by Rich Nichol Imprint staff Inconsistency is the main problem of the University of Waterloo basketball Athenas heading into the third week of the nbw decade. After hammering the Metro Junior Raiders 62-40 at the PAC last Saturday (January 6) in exhibition play, UW let their league play record slip to O-3. They suffered a 76-55 defeat at the hands of the Windsor Lancers at the border this past Wednesday. Waterloo took the early lead against the Lancers, 8-2, in the opening minutes, highlighted by two turnaround jump shots from the hands of center Jane Willett, Then Windsor caught the Athenas walking to their back court, and turned a few long bomb lead passes into uncontested hoops. The Lancers bounced back to take the lead, which Waterloo would never regain, 12-10 at, 13:25 of the opening half. Veteran forward Michelle McCrory towed the Athenash through the next eight minutes with some impressive field shots to keep them within four. Two cheap calls by the officials put sophomore guard Bpenda Kraemer in foul trouble as Waterloo fought an uphill battle in the final four minutes. Unfortunately for UW, the gap widened to an eight-point deficit, 43-35, going to the dressing room. The Athena big guns were silenced through the greater part of the second stanza while the Windsor firepower began to run away with it. During the first ten minutes, the Lancers outcanned the black

and goId 13-3. As the clock wound down toward zero, the two teams put on a two minute lay-up drill, but Windsor marched on to a 76;55 victory. If you will think back to February 22 of last year, Waterloo pummelled the Lady Lancers 73-55 to end a 12 game skid in late season, Stats sheets of the game were unavailable at press time. Although Waterloo soundly trounced the Junior Raiders, it ~3s not a pretty win.

UW 62

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Windsor 76

“I thought that we did not play well,” said Athena head coach Leslie Dal Cin. “We were too inconsistent. We had our moments of brilliance but played mediocre for the most part.” A blessing for the Athenas in recent weeks has been the blossoming offence of the usually quiet fourth year veteran post Willett. In recent weeks, she has been logging more time than usual on the hardwood due to the fact that the team’s other bivot, Leah Ann Erickson, still favors an ailing knee. Willett paced the attack for Waterloo with 14 points and a tenacious ten rebounds. Erickson drained 12 in a relief role, while co-captains McCrory and Hinton scored 11 and ten points respectively. First-year guard Paula Bishop had an amazing perimeter game nailing 4-for-7 from j,ust inside the three point line. All nine players on the shor-

ter-than-usual roster scored points. Rounding out the scoring for Waterloo were rookies Chris Burow, Susan Gowdy,, and Sheila Riehl with two apiece, while defensive specialist Aileen McFarlane collected three steals, an assist, and a single. “Jane is progressing extremely well and putting her game together.. . Sheis showing more confidence in her shooting,” added Dal Gin, Meanwhile, Kraemer has been awarded Athlete of the Week in Waterloo Athletics for her efforts in the Ryerson Invitational held over the New Year’s holiday. The annual matchup between Waterloo and the Raiders, a juggernaut of high school all-stars, is normally quite close and exciting+ But Metro graduated every player but one as the majority went on to play university basketball. One of those players is Athena guard Kathy Wordham, who will sit out the next nine months after major knee surgery over the Christmas holidays. Mary Glober and Yvonne Spiczynski led all Raiders scorers with 12 and ten points respectively. Neither team shot well from the field. Waterloo nailed 38 per cent compared to 27 per cent accuracy by the Juniors. The line shots told a different story as UW went B-for-10 at the gift box while Metro sank 13 of 21, Waterloo continues its tough road schedule this Saturday (January 13) with a visit to London to play the Mustangs at Alumni Hall. The team returns home to play CIAU sixth-ranked McMaster on Wednesday, January 17 at the PAC. Both games have a 6 pm. tip-off.

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Th,e decade in pro sp.orts NCMs top prize - Mark Eaton set an NBA record for averaging 5.56 blocks per game - with the best record in the regular season and league MVP L;trry Bird, Boston could not win back-to-back VA titles against the Lakers in the Garden

by Rich Nichol Imprint staff This week we continue our review uj the decade in professional sports with the top sturies from 19851989.

BASEBALL: -

Pete Rose topped Ty Cobb’s alltime hit total - after spoiling the Blue Jays’ first appearance in the post-season, Kansas City marched on to defeat St. Louis in the World Series

HOCKEY: - the Edmonton Oilers collected their second straight Stanley Cup

Philadelphia backstop Pelle Lindbergh was left brain dead after driving his Porsche into a re+ining wall, dtink - Denis Potvin jumps Bobby Orr’s record for points by a defenceman late in 1985 FOOTBALL: - BYU went on an undefeated

TENNIS: - unseeded 17-year-old Becker surprised Curren to become the youngest player ever to win Wim-

breaking

page to the titional title - Joe Montana’s air attack was too much for the DolDhiti in SuDer Bowl

defences title

HOCKEY:

- Wayne Gretzky bettered Jean Beliveau’s career layoff points record early in the ‘8 r layoffs - in the longest play0 I?game in NHL history, Pat Lafontaine of the I&n-; ders finally eliminated Washington in the fourth overtime period after 128 minutes and 47 seconds - Edmonton establishes a dynasty with a third straight Stanley Cup - in the Canada Cup in late Septem-

bledon . BOXING: - Spinks beat Holmes

ram-

by decision, his 48-O streak and 20 title to win the heavyweight

the USFL played its final year - B.C. upset Hamilton 37-24 for the Grey Cub - the most powerful gridiron squad

- G&kky imprroved on his singleseason points record with 215 - Mike Bossy collected at least 50

of the 80s was thd985 Chicago Bears which included Jim McMahon, Walter Payton, William Perry and Buddy Ryan. Chicago stormed to 151 in league play and fed bagels to two playoff opponents on the road to the

Super Bowl game - Bo Jackson of Auburn Heisman

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BAJXETBALL: . Villanova she&hocked Georgetown66-64 by shooting 78 per cent from the field for the

most storied rivalry of the 80s: Boston’s Larry Bird and L.A.‘s Earvin “Magic” Johnson.

The

at the Orange Bowl - the Chicago Bears broke a Super

Canadieqs embarrassed &igary to win their 23rd Stanley Cup, now the most championships by ‘any team in any sport in the

Bowl team point scoring record with a 46-10 lambasting of New England

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by beating Duke - talk about dominance: the Celtics went 65-15 in the Tegular season, including an unmatched 40-l‘ record at the Garden, and 15-3 in postseason for the NBA championship - Celtic number one draft pick Len Bias died from a cocaine overdose

/@on Ron Hextall became the first backstop to physically score an NHL goal. -Doug Gilmour of St. Louis scored a goal just two seconds after a marker by Ken Linseman of Boston, setting a new NHL re‘Ordo Continued on page 25

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1985- - 1’9-89 I re-vie-w ’ FOOTBALL: - the NCAA gridiron title went to Penn State for upsetting highly touted Miami in the Fiesta Bowl - the Denver Broncos were no match for the mighty Giants in Super Bowl XXI late in September, a 24-day player’s strike forced owners and coaches to play games with “scab” players - in a ten-player transaction involving three teams, Eric Dickerson was traded BASKETBALL: - a corner jumper by Keith Smart with five ticks on the clock allowed Indiana to take the national college titie from Syracuse - Michael Jordan won his first NBA scoring title at 37.1 points per game - the legendary Lakers feed the u11ucz3111a1u

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- the Edmonton Oilers won their fourth and final Stanlev , CUD1 of the 80s

- in the biggest trade in the history of sport on August 9, Wayne Gretzky, Mike Krushelnyski, and Marty McSorley were sent to the LA. Kings in return for Jimmy Carson, Martin Gelinas, three future first-round draft picks, and a check for $15 million FOOTBALL: - the Miami Hurricanes dominated the college gridiron, finishing 12-O and upsetting number one ranked Oklahoma 20-14 in the Orange Bowl - Doug Williams and his Redskin crew lambasted Denver to win the XXIIth Super Bowl and give the Broncos their second straight bridesmaid bouquet ’

- battered and bruised, Kirk Gibson wrapped up game one of the World Series for the Dodgers by blasting a Dennis Eckersley fastball over the far fence the most surprising event in baseball in the 80s was the LA. Dodgers’ 4-I series victory over the powerpacked Athletics AUTO RACING: - Eddie Hill broke five seconds the quarter-mile

TRACTOR PULLING: Ross McGiIlicuddy broke seconds in the eighth-mile

TENNIS: L Steffi Graf won Slam Tennis Title

OLYMPICS: - Brian Boitano of the U.S. edged Canada’s Brian Orser for the figure skating gold - Ben Johnson ran a world record 9.79 lOOm, but tested positive for steroids after the race HOCKEY: - Gretzky surpassed Gordie Howe’s NHL career assists total with his 1050th assist late in the 87438 season - Mario Lemieux finally dethroned The Great One of the season scoring title and the Hart Trophy -

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BASEBALL: the American national team defeated Cuba in the Pan-Am Games - Minnesota won the World Series over St Louis TENNIS: - Martina Navr.-rtilova continued her almost decade long dominance with an eighth Wimbledon championship BOXING: - after sitting idle for three years, Sugar Ray Leonard stopped Marvin Hagler’s 11 year undefeated streak by decision . - Mike Tyson laid out Tony Tucker to become heavyweight champ

time round, winning the World Series which was marred by an earthquake TENNIS: - Stefi Graf has won 181 of her last 185 matches, a tennis milestone BOXING: - Soviet fighters got permission to compete for U.S. professional boxing titles for the next ten years

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BASKETBALL: - in the Final Four tournament, Michigan defeated Seton Hall for the NCAA crown - the Detroit Pistons layed the powerless Lakers bench For an easy first championship

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N.H.L. -mid- season report by Al Mliott

Imprint staff As the I989-90 seasun passes its midway point, hockey fans have er@yedan arcitingjrti hag We haveseen Wayne Gretzky pass Gordie Howe to becume the ieuguei all-time leading scorer. Anpther great, Guy Lafleur, has joined the Quebec Nordiques and per$urmed arceptiunally well. Here are some of the highs and I~ws of the season thus far, alung with a Iook at what is to come. BIGGEST TURN-AROUND: 1. Chicago Black Hawks After showing signs of improvement in last year’s playoff& the ‘Hawks have quickly taken charge of the Norris division. Mike Keenan finally has his team playing the type

of tough, defensive hockey that he has been looking for. Denis Savard and Doug Wilson are playing as well a~ ever, and are giving the leadership that is strongly needed in Chicago. 2. BuffaIo Sabres Rick Dudley’s tough brand of coaching is paying dividends with the Sabres. Their goaltending is as good as anyone’s, with Daren Puppa and Clint Malarchuk between the pipes. Pierre Turgeon has emerged as one of the leaf&e’s finest players3. Minnesota North Stars The Stars are above the .500 mark which is something they haven’t done in quite some time. Last year’s acquisition of Mike Gatier along with Brian Bellows have given them some much needed consistency in1 their offence.

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BIGGEST DI%PPOINTMEIW: 1. Detroit Red Wings With a coach as good as Jacques Demers and a suDerstar like Steve Yzerman, there is’no excuse for the Red Wings’ performance this year. They are second-last overall in the stardings, and Glen Hanlon is having to carry the defensive load all by himself. 2. Vancouver Canucks Last season, the. Canucks came within a goal of eliminating the Stanley Cup champion Calgary Flames. Igor-Lariono; and Vladti Krutov were thought to be able to push Vancouver over the top, but they have slipped to the bottom of the Smythe Division. Pittsburgh Penguins The Penguins showed improve-

ment last year but have since gone back to tl& old defenceless Gays. They are third-last in goals against. Fifty-goal man Rob Brown has only 16 goals so far. TOP HART TROPHY CANDIDATES (MVP): 1. Wayne Gretzky - LA. Kings 2, Mario Lemieux Pittsburgh Penguins 3. Pierre Turgeon - Buffalo Sabres 4. Denis Savard - Chicago Blackhawks 5. Raymond Bourque Boston Bruins TOP NORRIS TROPHY DIDATES (be& defenceman) 1. Raymond Bourque BrLlinS

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Athletes of -the week) . Brenda scored 42 points in the Ryerson Invitational in Toronto held December 30,31, and January 1. She had eight steals and 12 rebounds, moving from the position of guard to point guard. Brenda scored 19 of her 42 points against Guelph, which is a career high for her at the university level, shooting 80 per cent from the foul line.

BRENDA KRAEMER - Ba&etball The University of Waterloo and McGinnis Landing are pleased to announce Brenda Kraemer as the choice for Athena of the Week. Brenda is a second year kinesiology student from Walkerton, Ontario.

MIKE BISHOP - Hockey The University of Waterloo and McGinnis landing are pleased to announce Mike Bishop as the choice for Warrior of the Week. Mike is a fourth-year economics student from Elmira, Ontario. Mike was chosen all-star goalie and MVP of the Duracell Hockey Tournament in Toronto this past weekend. He allowed only seven goals in three games’ for a 2.33 goals against average, and stopped 78 of 85 shots. With this vast contribution, the Warriors won all three games, 6-5 versus Laurier, 5-l versus Ryerson,

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Varsity Thura.,Fri.,Sat. Dec. 28,29.30 results Ryeraon Invitational: Preliminary round: Waterloo 85 Ryerson 76 Semi-final round: McMaster 80 Waterloo 79 Third place: Potsdam College 79 Waterloo 64

Bishop’s 94 Toronto 90 [OT) Sun. Jan-7 BishoD’s 101 Ryerson 65 McCih 85 Toronto 63

Future Ud games Wed. Jan. 10 Waterloo at Windsor, a:oo pm Sat. Jan. 13 Western at Waterloo, 2:00 pm . [at the PAC) CIAU Men’s Basketball Rankings (M of Jan. 9) (I) 1. St. Francis Xavier X-men (3) 2. Victoria Vikings 2) 3. Western Ontario Mustangs S) 4. Alberta Golden Bears 4) 5. UBC Thunderbirds 6) 6. Concordia Stingers -) 7. Lakehead ‘7) 8. Calgary Dinosaurs ‘8) 9. Winnipeg Wesmen j-)10. UPEI Panthers Other OUAA results: Sat, Jan 6 Laurentian 100 Ottawa 81 Concordia 111 Ryerson 91

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Fri. Jan. 5 result Waterloo at York Mon. Jan. 8 result Waterloo 3 Victoria 0 (15-6, 15-13, 15-11) Tues. Jan. 9 result Waterloo 3 Brock 3 (15-6, 15-8, 15-2) Future UW games Fri.,Sat.,Sun., (an 12.13,14 Waterloo at U. of Winnipeg

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Students who wish to apply for the position of Don in the Student Villages for the academic year 1 SSO/Sl should obtain an application form at the Housing Office in Village 1, or from either Village Office, and must submit it to the Warden of Residences, Housing Office, Village 3, prior to the end of January, 1990. Applications received after January 31, 1990 cannot be considered for appointment for the fall Term 1990.

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Divieian Standings [as of Jan. 2) G..W..L..T.,.F...A..P York 12..9..2..1..61..41.19 UQTR 10..6,.3..1.,54..39.13 McGill 12..5..5..2..49..39,12 Ottawa 12..5..6..1..49..51.11 Ryerson 11.,5..6..0..45..60.10 Concordia l2..5..7..0..41..40.10 Toron to 11..4..7..0..46..56..8 Queen’s 11..3..8..0..34.,62,.6 East

East Division Standings [as of Jan. 2) M..W..L..P 5...5...0..10 Queen’s 5.,,4...1...8 York Toronto 4...2...2...4 Ryerson 4..,1...3...2

CIAV Women’s Basketball Rankings (as of Jan. 9) (1) 1. Calgary Dinosaurs (4) 2. Regina Cougars (3) 3. Laurentian Voyageurs (5) 4. Lethbridge [2) 5. Victoria Vikings (6) 6. McMaster Marauders (7) 7. Lakehead Nor’Westers [8) 8. Winnipeg Wesmen (1019. Western Ontario Lady Mustangs (-)lO. Ottawa Gee Gee9

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West Division Standings (as of )an. 2) G..W..L..T...F...A.,P Laurier 22.10..1..0..89..22.20 Waterloo 11..8..2..1..82..27.17 Western ’ 10..6..2..2..45..41.14 Windsor 11..6..5..0..44..36.12 Brock 10..4..4..2..51..59.10 Guelph 10..4..6..0.,44..46..8 RMC 11..2..9,.0..33..74..4 Laurentian 13..2.11..0..38..92..4

West Division Standings (as of Jan. 2) M..W..L,.P Waterloo 8...6...0..12 6...5...1..10 Western 6...3...3,..6 Windsor McMaster 6...3...3...6 Laurier 6...3...3+..6 Cuelph 6,.,1...5...2 Brock 6...0...6,..0

CIAU Men’s Volleyball Rankinga (as of Jan. 9) (1) 1. Manitoba Bisons (4) 2. Sherbrooke Vert et Or (3) 3. UBC Thunderbirds (2) 4. Waterloo Warriors (5) 5. Saskatchewan Huskies (8) 6, Lava1 Rouge et Or (7) 7. Alberta Golden Bears (6) 8. Calgary Dinosaurs (9) 6. Victoria Vikings i-110. Dalhousie

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CIAU Women’s Vollpyball Rankings [aa of Jan. 9) (1) 1. Manitoba Bisons (2) 2. UBC Thunderbirds (3) 3. Victoria Vikings (4) 4. Calgary Dinosaurs . (5) 5. Saskatchewan Huskies (61 6. Regina Cougars (7) 7. Alberta Golden Bears (6) 8. York Yeowomen 16) 9. Ottawa Gee Gees {lO)lO. Lava1 Rouge et Or

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CIAU Women’s Swimming Rankings I (as of Jan. 9) (1) 1. McGill Redmen (2) 2. Alberta Golden Bears (3) 3. Lava1 Rouge et Or 1414. Toronto Varsity Blues i5j 5. Montreal Mau;e et Or (6) 6. McMaster Marauders (61 7. Calgary Dinosaurs (-1 8. Brock Badgers (10)9. Waterloo Athsnas (9110. Guelp h Gryphons

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CIAtJ Men’s Swimming Rankings [as of Jan. 9) (I] 1. Calgary Dinosaurs (21 2. McGill Redmen (3) 3. McMaster Marauders (4) 4. Lava1 Rouge et Or (5) 5. Alberta Golden Bears (6) 6. Toronto Varsity Blues (-1 7. Brock Badgers (6) 8. Western Mustangs (8) 9. Cuelph Gryphons (9)lO. Laurentian Voyageurs

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35 years experience; .95 d.s.p. typewritten; $1.25 d.s.p. word Processor. Erb and Westmount area. Call 743-3342.

Gary’s Moving - ,man w/small cube van and appliance cart abailable weeknights, weekends - $3O/hr. in Kitchener/ Waterloo: out-of-town extra - Gary 7467160. Will do light moving with a small truck. Also garbage removal. Reasonable rates. Call Jeff 884-2831.

WANTED Biochemistry lrst year student looking for 2nd year biochemistry student for long lasting bookbuying relationship. Call Chanetlle 7% 1050. Translator wanted - French to English for one paper - 884-8520 - Francine. Downhill skiboots wanted, size 12. Phone Mark 746-O 125.

HLLP WANTED Snow Shovellers - The Plant Operations Department is accepting applications from University of Waterloo students who wish to work as snow shovellers on a “as required” basis. Rate of pay is $7.00 per hour. Please visit the Personell Department or contact Brian O’Riley extension 3366, We’re looking for people who want to earn extra money in their spare time on Wednesday evenings or Thursday mornings delivering the Waterloo Chronicle in -areas around the University. Please catI 886-2830, 9100 am. to 5:00 pm.

Typing. Professional word, processing. Reports, ThFsis, Letters, Resumes, etc. Reasonable, rates. Changes available. Call Heather at 888-6417. Fast, profeisrdnal $&rd processing by University Grad(English). Grammar, spelling, corrections available. Laser printer. Suzanne, 886-3857. Word Processing. Will type essays, theses, resumes etc. Letter quality print. On-campus delivery & pickup. Call Sharon 656-3387 after 500 pm. Word Processing. Fast, accurate and ietter quality. Grammar and spelling checked. Free pickup and delivery. Call Diane, 576- 1284. HOUSlWO

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Semen donors for artificial insemination proaramme in the area. Donors must be heakhv and resoonsible. Preference given tb married’ candidates. Kindly contact Dr. N. Assad, 715 Coronation Blvd., Cambridge, Ont. N 1R 7Rl.

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wanted child. For more information call l-650-01 53 or write to: Citizens for Choice. P,O. Box 372, Station C, Kitchener N2G 3Y9.

Cardiovascular Reactivity Study I All students who participated one or two years ago please call Barb or John at 885-1211 extension 6786 to set up a retest time - ASAP.

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ACCKWA, AIDS Committee of Cam bridge, KitchenerIWaterloo and Area is a volunteer organization dedicated to providing education and support for individuals and the community about the Human lmmunodeficiency Virus (HIV). We provide an information, referral and counselling hotline; 741-8300, Monday to Friday, IO:00 am. - 5:00 pm., 7:00 pm. - 11 :OO pm. If you would like more information - call us, or drop in to our House, I at 886 Queens Blvd., Kitchener. Get the facts about AIDS! Pounce made a video (15 min) and it can be seen this one time only in Needles Hall 300 1 Tues. Jan 16 at 4:30 pm.

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Pro-Choice over no choice! “Citizens for Choice” is committed to the right 6f every

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Heavy metal fans - are you interested in tatking metal with others while on campus, if so call Phil 747-3568. Telecare: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We’re an anonymous, confidential telephone distress tine. Lonely? Worried? Troubled? Call us 658-6805 (local catl). Day or Night! Peggy - peace on earth, good will toward women, celestial beings, oceans, goddesses, trees, freckles, children,!lowers, birds, quinces, dotphins, the moon and especially you! Love Kim, Laura, Suzanne and Amy. Student Alumni Association welcomes all interested students to its first meeting. Tues. Jan 16 at 4:30 in Needles Hall 3001.

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Library: Take a self directed Walking Tour 01 the Dana Porter or Davis Centre Library using the printed Walking Tour guide available at the Information Desk. University Map and Design Library tours are available upon request.

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Interview Training Workshops will be offered today, Monday January 22nd and 29 from 3:30 to 5:3O pm. Interested students may sign-up at the reception desk in Counselling Services, Room 2080, Needles Halj.

K-W Chamber Music Society presents Ottawa’s Manfred Trio ptaying Schumann, Debussy, Beethoven, Cardy and Rathburn. At 830 pm. in the KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young Street West, Waterloo. $8,00 students. Tickets at UW Box Office and at the door. Reservations 886- 1673.

Ted Cross, UW Centre for Process Development, discusses “Canada’s Technological Innovation Record: What

Graduate Students: Attend a library information session at Davis Centre Library I:30 pm. - 2:3Cl pm. and learn what special library services are available to you. Meet at the Information

Desk.

Big Sisters need help! If you are a caring person who is 20 years of age or older and can give three hours a week to a child, then we need you. Bia Sister Training begins tonight. call 745-5206 to register. One year commitment required.

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THURSDAY,

Summer Job Fair 1990! Find your job early! Explore oppoortunities available.

Scott Metit plays with “TWO” opening, BOO pm. at the Princess Theatre. $10

Meet with employers informally. Volunteers needed - please contact Kerry at the Career Resource Centre extension 6055.

advance, $12 at the door, for details call 886-7854.

Open House: Computer Information Centre, MC 2018 are holding Open House today and tomorrow from 10:00 am. till 3:30 pm. Students, Faculty and Staff all welcome.

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Womyn’s ISS~ - Join us for an evening dedicated to Ihe discussion of issues of particular interest to womyn. Of course, men are welcome. CC 110 at 9:00 pm.

Meeting starts at 7:30 pm. CC room 135.

reets, Waterloo between 1130 and 8:00 pm. Don’t forget to eat before you donate.

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The Career Resource Centre {NH 1 ‘I 15) is open Thursday evenings until 7:00 pm. Explore career possibilities and learn about employers by using the resources in the Centre.

Before the coffee house, tune to “NOwhere to Hide.” on CKMS. 94.5 FM between 8:00 and 9:OO pm.

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YOU think you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can help. Weekly meetings open to the public held in the Health & Safety Building - Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on Fridays at 12:30 pm. or call 742-6183.

Topic and group vary weekly so that all women are welcome anytime. For details call extension 3457 or 578-3456.

Social Justice Actiop Group meets regularly throughout the term to co-ordinate educational - events and civil disobedience actions. Past actions have included the Dis ARMX campaign, NATO out of Nitassinan. Christmas AntiWar Toys action, and a continual focus on non-violent resistance to militarism. For details, call 884-3465.

Womyn’s Group - meets in CC 135 at 8:3O bm. Come Out and enjoy movie nights, educational evenings, dances, road trips and casual discussions. For weekly events call 884-GLOW or listen to “leaping Lesbians” on CKMS, 94.5 FM, Thursdays from 6-8 pm.

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How to use Chemical Abstracts: Writing a term paper or doing research in chemistry or biochemistry? Learn how to locate current journal articles or books on a topic using the printed Chemical Abstracts. Meet at the Information Desk, Davis Centre Library, 12:30 pm.

FRIDAY,

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K-W Chamber Music Society proudly presents a special evening with the lniorld famous Hungarian Bartok String Quartet! They will play Haydn, Bartok and Beethoven. At 8:00 pm. in the KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young Street West, Waterloo. $12.00 students. Tickets at UW Box Office and at the door, Reservations 8861673.

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Thursday,January 18, 1990 Friday, January 19,199O I 1O:UO a.m. - 3:30 p.m.

Homeshare -offers a safe, fully screened introduction service to people interested in shared accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social Planning Council, Region of Waterloo; and the Ministry of t-lousing, for details call 578-9894.

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Feminist Discussion Group. Meets every Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:00 pm. at Global Community Centre in Waterloo.

Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic, today at First United Church, King & William st-

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GLLOW (Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo) operates a coffee house every Wednesday in room 110 of the Campus Centre from 9:OO to 1l:OO pm. Everyone is welcome! Call 884-GLOW for details.

Amnesty International presents “An Update on East Germany” by Wilf Ruland. All interested parties are welcome.

K-W Vegetarian Association hosts its monthly potluck vegetarian dinner, Church of The Good Shepherd, 6:30 pm. $2/$2.50. Bring a vegetarian dish.

WPIRG holds its second Volunteer OrCihema Gratis presents “Neighbours” followed by “Living Daylights”. Showtime is 9:30 pm. in the Campus Centre Great Hall, adrriission is free. Please come early to help move the furniture and ensure a good seat!

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Beginning the week of January 22nd, Winter Workshops in: Assertion Training,

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Books Needed: The Student Alumni Association needs books for their first annual booksale and is looking to the University Community for help. If you have any books that you can donate t0 help this student volunteer organization,

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The Computer Information Centre (CIC) serves as a central point of information concerning the acquisition and use of microcomputer hardware and software for faculty, staff and students at the University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University. Hardware from Amstrad, Apple, IBM, NeXT, Roland, QMS and Zenith can be seen and ordered from the CIC. Software from a number of vendors, including Microsoft .and Borland, is available at reduced price3 from the CIC. The Information Centre is staffed by consultants ‘who can provide advice regarding the purchase of microcomputer hardware and software, as well as offer advice and assistance to users who may be experiencing problems. You are invited to drop by tin Open House, hosted by the Computer lnfomution Centre. The Open House is being held Thursday I January 18th and Friday January 19th from 1090 a.m. until 3:3O p.m. in the Math and Computer <’^ :. Building, MC 2018. During the Open House there will be ongoing demonstrations of hardware and software, There will be software specials, giverlways and a draw for 8 computer. Drop by, have a,cofrec, and talk to the CIC sC,lffmd vcrxhr rcprcscntat ivcs.

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Meet our recruiters on January 15 in the Campus Centre as Northern Telecom brings VISION 2000 : to the university of Waterloo. -IL c: ri Applications will be accepted.

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