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siege by Mazk Brzustowski specialto Imprint On Monday, June 18, the day that Nelson Mandela addressed the House of Commons, 34 people were arrested during a protest outside the South African embassy in Ottawa. Those arrested, including four from Kitchener-Waterloo and eight from Guelph, were climbing over police barricades set up around the embassyin an attempt to evict the ambassador. In stark contrast to the greeting Mandela received from such renowned anti-apartheid fighters as Prime Minister Brian Mulroney and Minister of External Affairs Joe Clark, those who risked arr~t outside the embassy that day were determined to greet Mandela by closing down the Canadian operations of the racist and criminal system that jailed him for more than a quarter century. As Mandela sat in a government jet somewhere between Ottawa and Toronto, a group of over 100 people gathered behind the barricade set up by the RCMP and Ottawa police to “protect” the embassyfrom the nonviolent activists. The eviction of the ambassador, based on the anti-war crimes amendment to the Canadian Criminal Code, had been in the planning stagesfor months, spearheaded by members of the Alliance for Non-Violent Action and members of Toronto’s black community, but-it was Mandela’s visit that highlighted the Canadian government’s hypocritical stand on apartheid and its complicity with that system.

Posters in Toronto, protesters in Ottawa...thuusands show their abhorrence of Apartheid photo by J. &?Q8y One AWA member emphasized that complicity by claiming that there was no South Ahican Embassyin Canada,but rather that the building in front of which they stood was the embassyof apartheid, the embassyof a criminal systemand should be dealt with as such. The Samespeaker addressed the need and obligation for citizens to risk arrestto shut apartheid down in Canada, noting that changes from the white regime would come

not from the kindness of their hearts but would come when apartheid becameimpossible to maintain and enforce. The implication was that, internationally, it was up to ordinary peopIe to make it impossible for apartheid to function and maintain itself through its network of embassiesand consulates.Lastsummer, JoeClark was questioned about the attendanceof South Africa at

ARMX’89, the largestweapons show in Canadian history. Clark maintained that not only had South Africa been invited, but that it had every right to be there, reasoning that they were a legitimate government with diplomatic representation in Canada. Echoing conditions under apartheid, the Ottawa Police sent out the riot squad to meet the non-violent demonstrators. After4 number had &eady been arrested,about 204ofthe helmeted officers, their night sticks drawn,descended on the metal barricades to keep more activists from attempting to serve eviction notices on the ambassador.The climbing of the barricades was preceded by an emotional wreath laying ceremony to commemorate the victims of apartheid. Further adding to thespectacleof the Canadian government’s armed protection of apartheid that day was the arrest of a lo-year old boy who climbed the barricade with his father. While the activistswere arrestedunder chargesof causinga disturbanceand obstructing police, all were released within six hours without charges.Clearly the political climate around Mandela’s visit made it impossible for the police to lay chargesagainstpeople arrested for resisting the racist and criminal system that continues to imprison him and millions in South Africa. The protest followed the annual Freedom Ride Rally on Saturday, June 16, the anniversary of the Soweto Uprising. About 50 people from Kitchener-Waterloo and Guelph participated in the rally on Parliament Hill and the march to the South African embassy. T.DGIIparticipation was facilitated by the Waterioo Region Anti-Apartheid Coalition.

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Cont’d. froth Pg. 1 fundraising tour for his -,I:L,,l -a-L. LL^ “Ifrican Nati ‘“lhe A&“,&id Mlandela,“is: funds to continue its fight aga African goverment’s policy of While Mandela and wife shunned the prophet/saviour i tern media has created of hirr such icons was clearly seen gathered for him at Nathan l? Thousands of blacks hailed “Father” while a local black lauded him continually as thy who is “delivering us from indeed Mandela . . is, the hista soon record it, Even more disturbing, was which our government i$ndled the Mandela tour, usi&% for its own propaganda in a the when exploiting the Third World hasbecome vogue. At Toronto City Hall, a representative of York University’s Althouse College presented Winnie with an honorary law degree awarded to Mandela during his incarceration. The white, male professor explained how York had awarded other political prisoners similar degrees,and that now all were currady out of prison He further implid that

South Africa would be freed, in turn, if York could award a degree to a country. Suchpompous patriarchal rhetoric pervaded the Varioui governmental representatives that blew wind during Mandela’s stay. Officials rang&g from Toront6 Mayor Art Eggleton to Minister of External Affairs Joe Clark oiled praise upon Mandela with the

ovemment to use white -Tklf as being liberal, &gressive while in realityit -1 gnoranc a--. 01 C-Ime LX-- people .- - ---l- 11 *r is oppressive ana erts to represent. Mandela spoke in-New ork eloquently among the blacks in Harlem on the oppression that they experience in *eir day to day life. Yet, our media treats him like not as a politically active crusader, not a man who has suffered much for his belief$ M)t asa leader of vple; but asa pop star,on par with Madonna or JanetJackson It makes . you wonder if the same anger in the South . African black community will rise in our own secondb citizens.

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byJ.Hagey Imprintstaff Controversy continues to plague the Movement as more ex-members disclose more questionable behaviour and one of its local organizers speaksup. In response to the article “Cult recycles Kitchener youth” in the June 15 Imprint, Movement team leader Mat Albrecht cameto the Imprint defending the Movement locally. When asked if joining the Movement required a complete restructuring of a perr son’sbelief systemhe replied it did. ‘You have to change your perspective on life.” When questioned how you achieve this change, Albrecht replied it consisted of meditation and learning the “ideology” of Silo, the group’s Argentinean-based leader. While “planting trees and belonging to groups like Amnesty (International) are fini? they are only band-aid measures,”he added. ‘For real change you have to change your perspective to non-violent values.” On how Silo’s ideology is put into any specific action, Albrecht could not satisfactorily answer, except “that we need to get as many people $0 the Movement as possible.” Disagreeingwith the label of hypnotism for the Movement’s practice of ‘guided experience,’

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“relaxation exercises.”The group is asked to lie down and relax themse&s both physically and mentally. They are then taken through an ‘experience’ from one of Silo’s books. “If this is hypnotism then we do it, but we use it for good.” When asked, Albrecht saidthat nocmeinthitKitchenerMovementis certified tb administer hypnosis to groups or individuals.

It is a basic psychological principle that hypnosis can be very dangerous when applied by those not properly trained in its use. Relaxation and meditation exercisesare often used within hypnotic methodology. The Movement becomesan obsessionfor everyone that joins,” said one ex-member. Not wanting to be identified for fear of Movement rep&& two more local high school students spoke with Imprintthis week. “I felt like I had been brain-washed after I left. I didn’t feel that way when I was in but once Zgot out I felt I could be myself.” Both students &ave similar descriptions of the structure of Movement meetings:“We would start of with an experience that the leader would give and then, after we relaxed we would play a game where we would share very pmonal things about ~urselves.~ The ‘group would then discuss readings from Silo’s books, which were very metaphorical, and then the leaderwould explain the various passage. No one would question his interpretation’%use,” saysone of the students, “it was just too confusing to try and figure out yourself. At the time it sounded like it made sense but now, all I can remember is gobbledy-gook” According to the book on cults, “Moon-~ webs” by Josh Freed, this is a technicpe used in many cults. ‘“The group develops a deep dqnmdence

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intimate bonds. This is done through cl& orientating rhetoric, sharing of personal setrets, or ‘lov&ombing games’.” Freed also a. how mind-control with hypnotism works on the mind. ‘The group will put the person through a ‘relaxation’ game, which redly pmpues the mind to be very receptive

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GSA office plans going ahead j by Paul Done Imprint staff

The GSA board has decided to go ahead with plans to renovate the upstairs of the Grad House by converting some customer space into a new office and subdividing the existing office space into two smaller offices. After heated debate, and by the slimmest of margins, the GSA board of directors approved in principle, the proposal forwarded by the GSA Office Expansion Committee at the previous meeting (May 24). The vote was 9 for, 3 opposed and 5 abstentions. Notice of motion, to be presented at the next meeting, was also made for approval of up to $9400 to complete the renovations to the upstairs portion of the Grad House. During the May 24 meeting there was conflict over two conflicting estimatesfor the cost of the renovations. Pat Sutherland of Plant Operations had p rovided estimatesof $4800 to the Committee and of $IZOOO-18000to Gary Craib, the now-resigned House I&son Officer. As a result of this conflict, the board asked the Committee to provide more detailed cost breakdowns for their proposal along with a revised estimate for a long-range house renovation plan drafted by the standing House Committee. The revised estimatesfur which were presented by the Committee verified that the $12000 figure had, in fact, been the correct one. The figure of $4800 which the Office Expansion Committee had presented astheir working estimate,was for the construction of the walls only and included none of the electrical or mechanical costs. * In advocating their plan, members of the Office Expansion Committee refer& to a set of prelimi&ry tenders submitted by John Armstrong which reduced the estimated cost

of the work to $9400 (the figure quoted in the notice of motion). Upon consultation with Plant Operations, it was learned that John Armstrong is not a recognized contractor to whom P.U. would submit the plans and request a tender. If the GSA board were to approve a tender submitted by John Armstrong and contract him to do the work, it would constitute a direct violation of UW Policy 22.This is the policy which dictatesthat all large equipment installation and building renovations must be cleared through Plant Operations. When the Mice Expansion Committee presented the estimates to the board, John ~ Armstrong was recommended for the work on the basis of the Grad House bar extension which he built. Though this was a major piece of work with a final cost in excessof $15000,it was never cleared through Plant Opeiations. Concern was expressed $u+ng the course of the meeting as to whether or not the cornmittee had adequately f&ill&d the request to @form ti.e board of the long-range plan to increaseoffice spaceby building a permanent ground-level addition. This addition would provide permanent space for GSA of&s while leaving the -upstairs office space for Grad House business. One added benefit wouki be ihat students who do not feel comfortable entering a drinking establishment (Muslims, for ex&nple) would be able to directly etiter the GSA offices from outside. Accusationswere made from certain board members, that the committee was sacrificing long-term perspective in favour of the desire to act upon an immediate concern Committee members countered with a proposal that, upon approval of this plan, a committee could be formed to look into the long-term plans for the renovation of the House. At the aext GSA board meeting, which should be scheduled for July 10, the motion to approve the money outlay will be forwar-ded.

Charge of the Light Brigades

Just one of the coffeehouse bgnb: Jeff Grischow (left), Pat Skinner, Chad photo by Peter Brown MmHn, and Arun Pul (drummer).

What will you be doing for the f&t two weeks of August? While many of us will be plagued by that necessaryevil cAled exams,a U-member group called Cana* Light Brigade III will be installing new light fixtures and repairing blackboards, plumbing and roofing at the Edgar Taleno school in Ciudad Sandino, a suburb of Managua, capM city of Nicaragua. For the past two years, the Torontbbased development group has lit up schools there. BrigadesI and II refurbished th&uis Alfonso

Velasquezand Diriangen s&o& in Managua in 1988 and 1989, so that the schools could benefit children in the daytime and adults taking literacy classesin the evening. A cozy coffeehouse at Huether Hotel last Wednesday,June 20, raised $600 toward the $2O,ooO total this year’s Brigade will need to refurbish the school, Canadian Light Brigade member and coffeehouse co-organ&r Kylie Hutchinson was tremendoyly pleased with the turnout, especially since thii fundraising event was the first of its kind in Waterloo. As Canadian Light Brigade is based in Toronto, most of its fundraising events take place there.

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Recentenvironmental awarenesshas some the residents of Married Students Apartments worrying about pest treatment in their homes.Lastweek, a fourth year chemical engineering student circulated a letter to the residents of the housing complex outlining the dangers of a chemical called Baygon, a commonly used pesticide that can be purchased off of the shelf under the trade name of Propoxur. I3ut the management of MSA saysthat the treatments are nothing new, and UW’s Health and Safetysays that the dosages present in the apartments are well below government limits and that Baygon is one of the leasttoxic of pesticides. The treatment program to control cockroaches focuses on the kitchen and bathroom, including cupboards where food is kept A letter to the residents from Safeway Pest Control Services of Kitchener, the company carrying out the program,-mstructsthem to clear “all dishes and foodstuffs” out of their cupboards, and “remove all animals, birds, goldfish, etc.” from the apartment The letter distributed by the tenant includes a Material SafetyData Sheet (MSDS) for Baygon, which clearly St&es the ‘hazardous ingredients and toxicity of the chemical. Under the heading “Special Precautions & Storage Data,” the document warns: “DO NOT store near any materials intended for use or consumption by humans or animals.” Ian Fraserof Health and Safetywas quick to assure Imprint that the warnings about the pesticidesdangers applied to the substancein bulk quantities. “Baygon is also contained in pest strips, the kind you hang up to catch flies,” he says. “It’s such a non-toxic substance that it isn’t even regulated under the Pesticides Act.” He explained that someone could be exposed to Propoxur, in the amounts present after application, for a 40-hour work week and still show no ill effects,’ of

According to Fraser,the main hazard with Propoxur is not the Baygon that it contains, and chloride methyene the but trichloroethylene that it is dissolved in for application. If cornbusted, these two chemicals give off a compound called Phosgene, one of the main components of mustard gas. Fraser was quick to ‘assureImprint of the proper context for this danger. “That would take a very hot tire, and it would have to be stored in bulk. In the form that Propoxur is applied in residences, the two solvent chemicals will evaporate within *an hour of application.” W.%iedel, manager of MSA, expressedhis ,surprise about the sudden interest in the chemical. ‘This spraying program has been going on for years,” he assured Imprint. “It’s only the resistanceto it that is new. With the transient nawe of the residents,there is a real cockroach problem.” The pesticide is normalIy applied in all of the apartments about once a year, and more often for those where infestation is serious. Harry Hutt, of S&way Pest Control’Servicesof Kitchener, is the man in charge of carrying out the tipplication. He shared Fraser’s views of the pesticide’s harmlessness.‘me Propoxur is not even sprayed,” said Hutt. ‘It is not atomized. It’s just applied/&a crack and crevice treatment in a liquid form. The target of the treatment is the cockroach,so the liquid is concentrated for that insect It is applied around the pipes and sinks in the kitchen and bathroom and-in the cabinets.” He also expressed surprise about the residents’ concerns. “We’ve been conducting this program since 1974. Propoxur is a federally approved pesticide,and the workers who’apply it don’t wear masks or anything just regular work clothing.” Nick OzarukJXrector of Health and Safety, expressed coneem over the ad hoc basiswith which the tenant informed the other residents. “If someone has a concern about toxic chemicalsbeing used on campus,come to us and we can test the area.We are testing loca~ons on the campus regularly. Writing a letter to all of the other residents first only upsets people unnecessarily.” ,

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Cont’d from Pg. 3 to any kind of idea. Then, the person is bound to the group by divulging something they have guilt about in themselves. After all this preparation, the lecturer will direct the person with confusing doctrine and end by interpreting for the group. (The doctrine) usually meansto go and recruit more members.“And that is what both of the students who talked to Imprint said was asked of them. “At first I only had to go to meetings one night a week. But then they pressured me into

going out three, four nightsa week to different meetings.They were always hounding me to get some of my friends into the Movement.”

The Waterloo Board of Education circulated a memo to its secondary schools last week, warning teachers about the Movement’s recruitment drive this summer. But educators fear it is a warning come too late.“All my kids got out two weeks ago,” said one area principal. There have been no attempts to create a Movement club with the Federation of Students.

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What is Democracy? Is Democracy workiag?While there are no clear answers to such questions,it is important to consider them so that we can act in our society. The term “democracy” has no universally recg&nizedmeaning. In fact, almost all of the statesaround the world describe themselves asbeing democratic. For some, the word “democracy” is synonymous with “freedom” or “equality”, and for others the idea is something worth dying for. Most agree that an important element of democracy is a free and fair election, open to all as voters and as candidates. However, there are many questions that this requirement does not answer. Do the decisions made by the majorityfavour the l&g-term interests of the society or are they biased towards the short-term interests of representatives who. strive for re-election? Who controls the timing of elections and the limits on campaign spending? (ln the United States,the presidential election is held’ every four years without fail, whereas in Canada the Prime Minister, within limits, is free to set the date at his own desiring.) What are the relative merits of these methods? How much does the system of representation allow for public input into decisions? Can a nation of 25 or 250 million be governed wisely with one representative for every hundred thousand or million people? How big is too big? Is a smaller government more just or less efficient? Is there a danger of the “tyranny of the majority” in a democratic state?Can a constitution be effective in protecting individual liberties and the cultures of minority groups such as native Canadians or the English within Quebec? All of these questions, and not just the last, are very relevant to Canadians at this point in history. “Is the Meech Lake Accord part of a democratic process?” - this is a question to be answered.

First of all, public input into the decisions made were absolutely minimah The only contact with the citizens was a set of hearings which resulted in nothing more than recommendations. Nor ,wasthe Accord mentioned frequently enough to be an issue in the last federal election. How democratic can his involvement in. the process be? Similar concerns could be ra.” over decisions regarding the cuts to vlr rail service and the Goods and ServicesTax,both of which were, like Meech Lake, introduced when the government was not popular with the majority of Canadians. But the Meech Lake Accord is even more significant than these issues: it would have altered the constitution, the fundamentai law of the land. - There would have been the possibility of changesto the effectivenessof the charter of rights, and repercussions for the long-term state of the country through Senate reforms. The government of the country must be ..._ . more open to public involvement in the malcing of such decisions. Holding a few token public hearings after the decisions have been made behind closed doors, as Premier Peterson of Ontario proposed to do, should not make anyone feel any better represented. Perhapsa national referendum on a new constitution is the only way to involve the country in deciding its own future. But now that the Accord has failed, where do we go? We, the average citizens of the country are the losers if the structures that ’ created the Accord remain closed.They must be opened to us if we are to continue to call our society a democracy. WPIRG is a student-funded and directed organization that carries out research,education and action on environmental and social justice issues.For more information visit us in room 123, General ServicesComplex, or call x2578.

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Dem Consti-tution Blues As we approach the 123rd birthday of our roscope.Most offi&l opposition to the accord did not criticize what it is but rather what it country, I find it easy to be pessimistic about the future of Canada.The effectsof the failure ’ isn‘t.The Accord did not addressthe issuesof aboriginal rights, women’s ri&s or senate of the Meech Lake Accord are only beginning and cannot be underestimated reform to the satisfactionof its detractors. Yet how strangeit seemsto burn down a perfectly How quickly our country has changed.The good house because it doesn’t have initial euphoria in 1987 when Me&h was. hardwood floors or cedar shingles. It is more signed. gave way to scepticism and wide practical to renovate than to raze and rebuild, spread opposition to the Accord, asevery dotted i and semi-colon was put under the micparticularly when the chances of rebuilding *

I’m a twenty-two year old university student who never getsany breaks.At least I felt that way until last summer when my wonderful adventure happened. I’ve always been active, my toned body G tan, taunt. It still surprised me though when Marika, a friend of the family, gave me that look We were at a deserted beach in the afternoon. I returned from a swim when I came upon Marina sunning h&elf au naturel She has an ideal figure, pert breasts,long legs and a nice tight ass.Water beaded acrossmy skirt; my wet hair hiding erect nipples. Marika thought I would need more lotion, said seductively she just happened to have a spare bottle. Gripping my hand she bent toward my ear. She whispered in a hot pant that I would need the lotion ‘ail over’ for full protection. Never removing those intense blue pools from my warm body Marika penetrated into her bag, fondling for the bottle. She poured the oil into her hands and began with my feet. Wafts of the heady fragrance pleasure! my nostrils while she worked the flesh of my lower legs.I was aghastat the feelings welling within. The6 she ran her hands the length of my m!$=The gull that had been so bo&emme before

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build for someone in middle age, not overly muscular, but firm tone. His flesh looked as smooth to the touch asMarika’s. The over all performance was inspired and emotional but lacked a third dimension-which, he said,is the mark of greatness.Marika needed no prompting and gave<the cue for a&on. Mario caressed my stomach while Marika licked the inside of my leg, the heat of my loins rushing. It was obvious the dingy (and its air-pump) had worn my companions out, their mature bodies only being able to handle so much. Even I was feeling the fatigue of my recent endeavors but when I got to the shore I felt rejuvenated and ready ‘io start it all again. This column was brought-to you courtesy of the Ontario Censorship Board. If this had been blood and guts, rip ‘em up gore and violence with intestines pouring out of fresh bloody wounds, puss foaming on their maggoty brains, corpses riddled with bullets and machetes, eyes slit in half and oozing, bumingtiresaroundtheirnecksthenitwould have been here in fulI detail but, as for anything between consenting adults, the fuck stops Be seeing yau. here.

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are slim. Canada has torn down the constitutional house and has been left out in the cold. T& of separatism in Quebec is far m?re disquieting &day than in 1980. In the past decade Jean Chretien’s farcical caricature of the simple and charming habitant has given way to and confident successful Quebecois(e). In -1987, this confidence manifested itself as a solid confidence in Quebecken secure and self-assured place within the Canadian Constitutional family. Today, after three years of hurtful comments and finally rejection, Quebeckers’coniidence hasturned into a cold and rational acceptance of Quebeckers’economic and social ability to exist as an independent nation. In 1980, arguments were mostly emotion and hot air. The three yearsof intense navel gazing that followed the Meech Lake Accord causedus to question our self-esteem with every minute piece of lint that is found. I question whether thii parade of self-important constitutional lawyers, pol3icians and ideologues was in the national interest. I question if Canadians (aside from Clyde Wells and Elijah Harper) are willing to gamble away their country over whether or not a piece,ofpaper includes their issue, all issues.most don’t even care about issues.The Meech Lake Accord has become an icon and a focus for their hatred and resentment of Quebec. The beauty of Meech is that it recogn.&ed Canada’scultural duality and regional diversity. The problem with Meech is that became too much of an issue. For three years, the qational f&us has been directed at what makes us different rather than at what binds us together asa country. The sad irony is that our diversity should bind us together, not drive us apart. In our 123rd year, we must realize that francophones, anglophonesand all Canadianssharemany common idealsand values.Strangely,one of the things we have in common is our ‘diversity. These things we have in common bind us together into a country cilied Canada.What makes the concept of Canada so miraculous and beautiful is that becauseof this diversity,.not in spite of it, we are a nation bound together by these common values,ideasand a shared vision for our great country. Happy Canada Day. Celebmte, but keep your fingers crossed. .

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FORUM Black and Blue To the editor, Are we back in tie fifties? Are we going to repeat the past? Are we really going to oppress the blacks from their freedom of expression once again? Yup. Looks like it! The white majority has all of its shields up in defense of their bourgeois morality. Sex, the most bio-rhythmic form of entertainment has always been associatedwith black music, and as we all know, black music has been the root inspiration for popular American music, So why ban Miami’s 2 Live Crew just because it’s slang music?

If it is so offensive, then go live in Miami’s ghetto for a few weeks. Suddenly, it will all soon feel commonplace. Black slang is black slang and if it offends white folks, well gosh! We are sure that some white folks offend black folks with their slang. If this censorship continues, it will give these moralists the right to purge evejrthing that they personally don’t like. How will groups like 2 Live Crew ever get out of their Miami ghetto if these purists ban the tunes? These ghettos are by-products of white urban-classcapitalism anyway. Sometimes we wonder if money and power are really the baseof this debasement. Right now black music has a spectrum that is wider than ever, including mainstream R&B, rap, black adult contemporary, gospel,house, hip-hop, and contemporary jazz. That is a big chunk of the music industry’s revenues. That is a race of people fighting hypocrisy through the medium they know best, music. No guns or violence involved. That is power married to technology. The Staff & Crew of the WW Ik0d Store Note: Record Store empbyee Chris Wodskou completelydimvowsany connectiunwith this later. - ed.

Struttin’ with some Barbecue To the Editor, This letter is to respond to an item in the June 15 issue of Imprint. The article refers to an event that began at Speaker’s Corn& on June 9 that was held by local members of a world-wide group of people called the Movement. As a member and a UW alumnus, I would like to clarify some ideasand points of incorrect information that may have led to misunderstanding of the Movement. The purpose of the event asa “Celebration of the Human Being” or “Humanize KW Day” was entirely overlooked in the article which also mistakenly aligned the Movement as purporting “to be a group combatting environmental issues.” Although many members of the Movement (including myself) are active with other groups in raising awarenessabout the environment and social justice, these groups are not the primary concern of the Movement. Even so, positive points about the Movement’s involvement with such organizations was overlooked entirely by Hagey and Bright in their article. Nor was there any hint that these writers had searched for comments from current members of the Movement. An entirely one-sided piece of non-journalism was the result. Primarily, the authors’ position was that the Movement is a cult. This couldn’t be farther from the truth. Clearly, the Movement m+y be perceived by some to be the largest (CuRwltly about 17,000) and must numbering dangerous cult on the face of the earth, but there is nothing secret about team meetings. All members and interested friends and family are invited to participate. In addition, is masshypnosis by the media and government to be condoned while “personal hypnosis sessions”are not? The article also ignored the many positive impacts of a group that is building a structure of human beings dedicated to overcoming the primary values of a violent z.T ..-.Cn-/-,,#-a.. --A ,,.A.,,\ 71, Ird-..a-*-&

intends to replace these purported values with the intrinsic vake of non-violent human communication. Who’s abusing who&c)? Why was the spokesperson from the Council on Mind . Abuse left unidentified? Perhaps the person knew COMA had incorrect tiormation. The statementthat the Movement was “new to the area’% false,asit has been active for at least 15 years.And, although I have a certain interest in the functioning of religious cults, I do not appreciate being compared with “the Moonies.” In my single year of involvement with the Movement, I have never been prevented from action or violated in any way similar to that reported by victims of “the Moonies.” Nor would I attempt to violate anyone else in that manner. I think that for a news item in Imprint, the Hagey and Bright article suffered from glaring insufficiencies that should have prevented its publication. I hope that, in the future, the interests of current local members of the movement >willnot be overlooked. I eagerly invite the investigations of the Federation of Students and other interested individuals or groups into the activities of the Movement. This will benefit in awakening those connected with UW that we can’t be ‘apathetic any longer. We have o work together, and we begin by acknbwled&ing that a system basedon violence and suffering must be overcome. Kim A. Dawson ww Alumnus

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To the ator, Although I agree,with some of what Peter Brown said itr his editorial, “GSA Considered” (Imp&t, June IS), I feel I must make some corrections. As Corporate Secretary of the GSA from June, 1988 to January, 1990, I- chaired meetings, looked after minutes, reported to the government and was to ensure that no actionsof the GSA contravened our by-laws. I wasalso to actasan arbiter between executive members over conflict of duties. Regarding Brown’s problems with contraventions of Robert’s Rules,I should clarify that GSA Board meetings are run in accordance with our by-laws primarily, but any procedure not governed by our by-laws is deferred to Robert’s Rules. The president gives a lengthy report at every meeting making it awkward for him/her to also chair the meeting; therefore, the Corporate Secretary, according to our by-laws, has always chaired. Regarding the “down-grading” of positions, Brown’s claim that the President was given more power “than aimost all boardmembers realize” is rather bold considering he was not there and displays no background knowledge of the matter. 1 was on the committee that changed the job descriptions. Business Manager was changed to Bar Manager to focus the position on running the bar, no the President. It also removed much of the house Manager’s managerial burden (a source of complaint from previous House Managers) SOthii position was changed to House Liaison Officers, with some clarCation to the effect that the President would be the direct supervisor of the Bar Manager, which has always been explicitly under the Resident’s jurisdiction So the President gained no auth&ity from these changes. However, Brown is correct in noting that the formation of the Office Expansion committee conflicts with the mandate of the House Committee. But the fault does not lie. with the way the GSA is organized, but with the current President, Nelson Joannette.The proper course for his office expansion plan would have been through the House Committee first - anyone can present ideas to the Committee - then, if problems arose,the dispute could have been turned over to the Board to settle. The Board, through the Corporate Secretary in particular, has the means and the duty to stop such power-usurping antics;it is simply a matter of motivating them to action. CarlRHahn hrmer

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To all students, This letter is in response to the poster circulated around the Engineering Buildings almost two weeks ago. I heard about this paster after coming back from the Ontario Federation of Students conference. After an extremely productive week dealing with gender issues,it’ was like a slap in the face when I came back to UW and had to respond to the poster. There are numerous reponses I could make to a poster of this nature and I have decided to make an inquisitive and educational response, I want to know what was going through the people’s minds when they were putting together this poster. Did they realize they were being sexist,degrading the two female executives of the Engineering Society?Or did thesepeople just think it wasa ‘harmless’ joke? To instigate conversation about this incident and others at Canadian universities, there will be a forum on Wednesday, July 4 at 7:30 pm in the Great Hall, Campus Centre. The agenda will include a film and a discussion afterward that will address any issuespeople may wish to discuss. I must state that is is unfortunate that these explosions of anger are the ‘only moments when sexism becomes a campus-wide issue. Moreover, I am disappointed by atendency of many students to write-off those who dqnounce sexism at the University of

Waterloo as ‘militant feminists,’ thus making the issue more radical than it really is. LabeIling this issue as something out-of-themainstream reduces its significance aswell as alienating those who may indeed be offended by sexism, but don’t wish to be linked with ‘radicals.’However, I believe that the Univerm sity of Waterloo holds precious few radicals.I have a lot of respect for these people. They are part of a small group dedicated to further improving the environment for women at this university. Institutions and attitudes hostile to the presence of women preserve the status quo so well that it takes some kind of last straw - so far usually encompassing engineering activities - to attract campus-wide attention to women’s issues.I’m hoping that the forum dealing with gender issues will take up the subject of how women are treated and perceived on campus. I urge every student to attend this informal forum becauseincidents such as this poster affect every student at the University of Waterloo.

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With last week’s visit to Ottawa, Toronto and Montreal of the deputy leader of the African National Cong%s, Nelson Mandela, a closer examination of one of most important moral, political and social leaders of our time is warranted With that in mind I picked up the latest biography about the man. Nelson Mandela entered prison in 1963 a mere man and, as the past four months since his release have shown, emerged myth-like. Yet Mandela, from his first speech upon his release, from 27 years in South African prisons, attempted to dispel this kind of talk Tothe chagrin of some,in his first speecheshe refused the mantie of supra-histtoricalsaviour, and instead embraced the role of activist, and African National Congress militant. In fact, there was no other course. No one knew better than he that Nelson Mandela could not personally delivgr the substanceof a transition to democracy from a reluctant South African government. It would be necessaryto organize ever more effectively to give weight to the continuing demand for such a transitioh With this in mind, what is required is a coherent mass movement, not a single voice - even if that voice has been ennobled by historical circumstanceand personal sacrifice. Still, Nelson Mandela remains an easy figure to romanticize. Despite his, prosaic speaking style, there is something larger than life about him This much is clear from Higher I&zn Hupe,a serviceablebiography by Fatima Meer, herself an distinguished South African sociologist, activist and close friend of Man-

deh and his family. She reveals the stuff of Mandela’s considerable heroism in her accounts of his unflagging spirit under trying jail conditions. This is a spirit as inspiring to others incarceratedwith him asit will be to the readers of Meet’s book Meer’s account of Mandela’s development as a political militant also does justice to his status as a historical leader. Not that there is anything paxlicularly startling or innovative about her wriw yet Mandela’s intellectual growth from an early, rather exclusitit black nationalism toward an all-embracing panracial democratic perspective is well handled, as is Meer’s account of the reasons that led Mandela to embrace armed struggle in the 1960s.On politicalquestions Meer most often lets Mandela speak for himself - large settions of his famous speech from the Rivona clock in 1963 are incorporated into the text. Mandela’s voice reveals @e personal side of the man. Meer has had accessto many of Mandela’s prison letters (and has also profited from the opportunity to re+ise an earlier edition of this book in the light of 18 hours of interviews with him in prison in 1989). The latter part of the book is given over to an engaging set of extracts from such letters, those written to his wife, to his two sons and three daughters and to friends. Here Mandela’s warmth as well as his rich intellectual curiosity reveal themselves most clearly. And if occasionallyhe takes on the role of a somewhat over-concerned father, endlessly hectoring his offspring about their education, he seems all the more human for that. Interestingly, this biography is almost as informative about Winnie Mandela as it is about her husband. This is welcome, for Winnie Mandela has emerged as a highly visible public figure in her own right and, in some respects,a highly controversial one. PerhapsMeer glossesover some questionable events in Winnie’s life - most notably her sanctioning of “necklacing” some years ago and the apparent murder, in 1988, of a Soweto youth activist by members of her own immediate etitourage. Yet in Meer’s account,

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Posters by Peter Brown imprint staff The sexist spotlight has returned to UW’s &-@neering Faculty again lastweec when posters appeared depicting the president and vice-president of the Engineering Society, both women, as strippers. Several8 and a half by 11 inch flyers, found tacked up to bulletin boards in some of the Engineering buildings, show a photo of president Andrea Jane Baxter and vice-president Katherine Koszamy, and the emblem of Splashes,a local strip-club. This negative publicity comes at a time of historic change in the Engineering Society. When Baxter and K oszamy were elected recently, they were the first women in the hi+ tory of the society to f?ll the two positions at the same time. Baxter is the- second ever woman EngSoc president. Also, the Society had just dropped the word “Ridgid” from the name of the faculty’s 22-year-old mascot The Tool. Curiously, the postersappeared to be stamped with the Engineering Society’s logo, indicating that they had been approved for posting on bulletin boards. l)e originators of the posters obviously pasted on a logo photocopied from a legitimate poster. Engineering Facultyand university officials are investigating the incident to locate the creators of the poster. The recently amended university Policy 33 on ethical behaviour could apply in this situation.

Hutchinson is visibly enthused about how well preparations for this year’s Brigade have progressed. Although there is stitl quite a bit of work to be done, shebelieves:“We’re going to get this whole thing accomplished in less than six months.” She attributes this smoothnessto her &se-knit, cohesive group, whose members offer “quick and practical help” to the project and to one another. Although some group members were uneasy about making the trip to Nicaragua so soon after the country’s turbulent elections, the group has decided that its work must continue. Hutchinson insists:“We’re an apolitical organization, and our commitment is to the people.” Canadian Light Brigade III members will be leaving for Nicaragua on July 16, and will spend the first four weeks of their stay there touring the country and visiting cooperatives, daycares, and schools. Group members will be biieted with local families. Together with officials from Nicaragua’s Ministry of Education, Light Brigade members will also spend some time assessing schools and selecting one to be renovated next year. There is no formal application process to become a Canadian Light Brigade member. Although this year’s Brigade is full, the group is acceptingapplications for Brigade IV, which will take place in August, 1991. - For more information about Canadian Light Brigade,or to fmd out how you can help organize fundraising events for the group, contact Kylie Hutchinson at 7462553. Upcoming fundraising events include a ben&t screening of Bugdad Cafeat the Princesson Wednesday,July 11 at 7100pm. Donations to Canadian Light Brigade help buy fluorescent lighting tubes, wires, and other necessarysupplies. If you are interested in contributing to this year’s Brigade, send a cheque payable to the Canadian Light Brigade to 137 BeaconsfieldRd.Toronto, Ont.

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The OFS and its Heroes. by Kim Speers Federation VPUA The Ontario Federation of Students held its Annual General Meeting in Windsor, Ontario from June 10 to June 17. Board of Internal Liaison chair Daniel Shipp and Vicepresident (University Affairs} Kim Speers, myself, attended the conference for the entire week, while President John Vellinga and Board of External Affairs chair Curwin Friesen came to Windsor for three to four days. The OFS,founded in 1972,is On&o’s provincial student organization and represents about 200,000university and college students to the government, the media, and the community at large. It was founded on the assumption that, just asstudents were becoming interested in ensuring that their voice was heard at the college and university level, students should also present the government with an official student representative. All major decisions are made by the plenary, which<is a general meeting of the membership. At these plenary sessions,the larger schools have more votes than the smaller ones; for example, UW Feds have three votes, while Lambton CoIlege has one. General meetings take place twice a year, and between those meetings decisions are made by a seven-person Board of Directors. The conference itself was extremely productive and useful for the University of Waterloo in many ways. UW alumnus Tim Jacksonbegan his term as chair of the OFS at the conference,and two other positions were also filled by UW students. Curwin Friesen will be a representative for the Union of Ontario Universities, the communication link between the OFS and the universities, and I will be the OFS Women’s Commissioneruntil June 1991. Also, UW will host the next OFS conference in January, a- chance for UW students to see student politicians at work, The meeting was productive and a learning

experience for all of those involved. One of my goals for this conference was to see envirtinmental issues addressed, since there were no formal initiatives undertaken before. I organized meetings and helped form an environmental ad hoc committee to work on the riumerpus ideasdiscussedby the standing committee. Other important student issues&h astuition fees, uality of education, accessibility, and unde l2Lriding were alsti discussed,and many people expressedconcernsabout international shidents, disabled students,and francophones. Perhaps one of the forums most . enriching for myself was the gender is&es

Feds take CFS by storm! by Kim Speers,VPUA sped to Imprkt Conferqces! Conferences! Conferences! The Canadian Federation of Students conference was held in Brandon, Manitoba during the last week of May. The University of Waterloo was &ifred asa full member of CFS as decided by the &dents in February, 1990 by a referendum. John Vellinga, President; Curwin Friesen,Commissioner for the Board of External Affairs (spring); Chris Bursak, Commissioner for the Board of External Affairs (fall), and myself attended the conference. The University of Waterloo had rep resentatives on the Programs, Government Relations,Budget, and Students’ Rights committees as well as a representative on the International Students’ and Women’s Caucuses. The issuesmost prominent during the conference proved to be indigenous people’s rights, bilingualism, racism, congruency ver-

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workshop where members of both sexesdiscussedsexism at post-secondary institutions. Also, for the first time ever, a ‘men’s forum’ formed where only malesattended to discuss the issue of sexism.From what I have heard, both sessions were extremely enlightening for both the men and women. I encourage you to get involved in helping out with OFS conference in January. It’s an excellent way to meet student leaders across the country and it’s a great way to learn more about the issueswhich directly affect students acrossthe province. If you would like to learn more about the OFS, contact Kim Speers at the Federation Office.

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sus componentcy, the quality of education, and tuition fees.Although there are some differencesof opinions within the CFS,this is not a surprise since student representativescame from every province and territory in Canada. The CFS conference was an excellent chance to meet students from acrossCanada to share ideas, goals,and dreams. Furthermore, the CFS services provides some excellent programs for students The I.S.I.C.card, Student Saver,health and dental plans, CFSnet, and Travel Cuts are all great serviceswhich we as tTw students must utilize t0 the fullest. 1 However; the main advantage to the CFSis the political ,lobbying the organization does regarding our educational concerns. There are many things I have learned at this conference that I hope I can relay to the students at this university. Lfanyone has any qncems or questions regarding the conference. or about CFS in general, please contact Kim Speers at the Federation of Students office anytime.

tirn UW News BUIVMI On Sunday, July 1, Waterloo Region is invited to join the University of Waterloo in the celebration of Canada’s 123rd birthday. Each year thou&m& of spectitors and participants have enjoyed activities designed to interest every member of the family. TO kick off the festivities this year, a colourful parade of floats and marching bands will proceed from Wiid Iaurier University, west on University Ave, to Phillip St.,then north to Columbia St., and west to UW’s Columbia Lake.

At 4 pm, the official town crier from Sydney, Nova Scotia,and local dignitaries, including Waterloo MP Walter McLean and Kitchener Mayor Dam Cardillo, will provide the day’s events officially open. The opening ceremonies will be followed by family programs and entertainment until 7 pm. Face’ painting, T-shirt painting, magic shows, junior Olympics, MO Viit (a musical “Motrain” performer), and the UW Games Museum and @iology-Earth Sciences, Museum are among the activities and attracti0l-S.

From 7 pm to 8:30 pm, local talent such as the Bierdo Brothers will set the mood for the Canada Day feature entertainment Ray Lyell and the Storm, who will take the stage from 8:30 to 9:45 pm The grand finale that everyone anticipates is 35 minutes of explosive fireworks above Columbti Lake.The fireworks will begin at 10 pm sharp, saysUW student and Canada Day Council chairperson Roger Tudor. He encouragesthe community to make a day of Canada Day festivities at UW. To facilitate the activities, Columbia,St. will be closed between Phillip St. and West-mount Road from 3 pm to midnight on July 1. The rain date for the celebrationsis Monday, July 2 in the event of a postponement.

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doctoral studies at Cambridge University. He found that in Victorian England funerals offered mourners the excuse to express their social standing, or at least that to which they aspired. At the beginning of the period, it was typical for the wealthy to distance themselves from the masses with lavish funerals. Wealthy Victorians loved black feathers, for instance, using them to adorn the horses and hearses in the funeral procession. Eagerto emulate the rich, the poor would then make huge financial sacrifices to bury their dead in similar flamboyant fashion, says Cannon. “The Victorian period was one of unprecedented ostentation in funeral ,pageantrythat was the equtil concern, if not obsession, of the highest and lowest extremes of the social spectrum,” 1 he says.

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But then, when elaborate funerals were becoming too commonplace the wealthy reverted to simple burial sites and ceremonies. Cannon found that the diversity of monument shapes increased until the middle of the 1800s then markedly declined. The upper crust tended to use certain monument styles before they peaked in popularity, he says. However, the lower classes frequently gave their dead monuments that were fast becoming unfashionable with the noblefolk “The outcome was a simplification and standardization of grave monuments that has contimied into this century,” states Cannon. Today British civic and church authorities frown on elaborate burials. Funeral fashion fads occurred in ancient Greece too, saysCannon. For

instance, the numbers and types of metal offerings placed in Greek grav& increased significantly from 1125 B.C. to 760 B.C.,followed by a sharp decline which was started by the upper echelons of society. - In the early 17th century, wealthy Iroquois living in what is now the northeastern United States would hand out to mourners, and pack into graves, beaver skin robes,she11beads, axes, kettles and other items of value. The poorer folk copied the ritual. But tribal fashions changed in the 18th century when simplicity caught on for gravesand funeral ceremonies. Today, the Iroquois still favour simplicity and prohibit burial with glass beads or anything red. Cannon’s research was funded by the Social Sciencesand Humanities ResearchCouncil of Canada.

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Other notables were Joseph Shaw as ParsonEvansand Andrew Jacksonas Abraham Slender. The play is set in Victorian instead of Shakespearean England. The script’s the same,but the actorsget to wear neat costumes - beanies and knee pants. One of the members of the junior company even got to wear a bear suit, because ya know those Victorians were really into trained bears. As we mingled in the lobby during the intermission, chatting pleasantly with one and all about the wondrous first act, we overheard people complaining about not being able to hear very well. (Actually, we completely made that part up, except for overhearing people complaining about the sound.) Although the volume was just right for those of us sitting in the sixth row, those at the back and in the balcony had to strain to hear the dialogue, especially during sceneswhich were set to music.

T’heMerry Wives of Windsor Stratford Festival numingu.ntilNov.11 by Julia Farquhar and Peter Brown Imprint staff

So what could be a better postlude to a truly romantic pre-play picnic than an evening at the theatah with Petah?In spite of almost being killed on our way to the theatre by a transport truck who decided he just f had to run that red light, we had a sim\ ply mahvellous evenmg. Anyway, enough about us. For’ those of you who haven’t read the play, here’s what happens. During a visit to Windsor (not the one down by Leamington), Sir John Falstaff decides to woo the wives of Frank Ford and George Page,two wealthy residents of the town, by sending identi-1 letters to the two women. When they discover what Falstaff is planning, they persuade Mistress Quickly to help them encourage and trap the fat philanderer. As expected, their husbands eventually find out as well. Although Pagethinks the whole thing is a joke, Ford is insanely jealous. As in all Shakespeareancomedies worth their weight in greasepaint,the main plot is intertwined with an “Sit and spin, baby!” - Sir John absolutely hilarious sub-plot. While the merry wives scheme to trap father wants her to marry Slender, Falstaff,the snivelling Abraham Slen- while her mother wants her to marry der and the frenzied Dr. Caius com- Caius. But Anne, of course, wants to pete for the lovely Anne Page.Anne’s marry Fenton. Mistress Quickly,

Cool .fl ick by Derek Weiler Lmprint staff Shakespeare’s play Titus Aniirmicus - probably /one ‘of his earliest and certainly one of his bloodiest - is a thoroughly meanspirited tale of revenge filled with unimaginable atrocities, It’s al&

Falstaff when she isn’t carrying messagesbetween Falstaff and the merry wives, acts as a go-between for all three suitors:

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Speaking of music, this thing reminded us more of a musical than a Shakespeareanplay, but what do we know about theatah?Becauseour tastes aren’t alI that refined, we thought that the last scene was simply deelight-fuIl. What could be funnier than watching a bunch of “fairies” in weird costumes dancing about and pinching a fat man wearing antlers made of James Blendick as Falstaff, bicycle parts? Right on. They really understudy Karen K. Ed&i as Mis- knew how to party back in 1598 (or tress Quickly, Colm Feore as Frank should thatbe l&98?). Thus ends the Ford, and Keith Dinicol as Dr. Caius hi&o-literary lesson. Peter and Julia all delivered fan&&c performances. are now truly cultured.

[et’s eat! As a fable of revenge, the movie is not quite completely successful.After all the time spent displaying the odiousness of the Thief, his comeuppancecould hardly be overdone. As it is, it’s not quite dramatic enough to satisfy the viewers. We cry out for more,more indignity, more depravity to be spat back in Spica’s face. But enough of that. Suffice it to say that the Thief does indeed meet up with his just reward.

He is abusive, loud, uncouth&sane and loutish: a boor @th a vengeance. ? Spica’s diffident, long-suffering Wife is named Georgina. Goodhearted and dignified, she nevertheless has had every conceivabie form of abuse heaped upon her by her husband.

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Michael, a quiet scholar who frethoroughly compelling. Now, at last, the play has a counterpart for modem quents the restaurant, becomes the Lover, embarking on a nervous affair film audiences,in the form of director and screenwriter Peter Greenaway’s with tieorgina. Aided by the Cook, new movie ne Cook the Thiefhis W&e they make love in the restaurant’s and hedover. This is a film that opens with a man being forced to swallow bathroom, in the kitchen’s larders, dog excrement, and that pretty much and in the walk-in fridge, always barely one step ahead of discovery by sets the tone for what is to follow. Spica. The Cook is Richard Boar&, owner of the Hollandaise, the high classresWhat follows is a grim, grotesque taurant that is the setting for the bulk catalogue of deadly sins: jealousy, of the film. Boarstis essentially a good man who just wants to run a quality gluttony, adultery, rage, envy, and estabiishmer&,but he’s been trapped eventually murder. It all culminates into a symbiotic relationship with the in the Thief receiving his inevitable Thief. comeuppance, Throughout, the Albert Spica is the Thief, a wealthy and powerful criminal who’s running atmosphere is. conslcstentlysurreal, a protection racket on the Hollandaise. Spica is an utterly evil man, highlighting the unBkeIy, horrific events depicted. throughly and unredeemably rotten.

Stuck inside rbt Mobile with the Memphis blues agaln. There are excellent performances by all the leads

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Gambon’s over-the-top villainy as the Thief), not to mention the heartbreaking supporting role of an innocent choirboy named Pup who works in the Hollandaise’s kitchen. The brightest starof the film, though, is Greenaway’slush cinematography. Every shot & rich and thoroughly

crammed with detail. Slauatered pheasants, rotting food, decadent banquet tables -. it’s all here. And it’s all covered in bright washes of colour: red, white, and blue. There is so much going on here visually that at times the script seems most superfluous (especially considering the help of a mournful, Romantic score).

And in conclusion, a warning. The recurring motifs here are of putrescence, ingestion, and scatological functions. While always visually arresting, T&e Cook the Z%icfhis Wife ad her Law is rarely pleasant to behold. Your stomachwill roil a thousand times. The Thief, for instance, continually forces his victims to eat things that aren’t food, a technique hat’s finally ued against him to wonderful effect.Beyond that, I will sayno more save this: go see the movie, but for God’s sakesX:@T/IVpopcorn: You have been warned. 7he C&k the 77aiefhis W$eand her ‘bver is appearing at the Princess Cinema in Waterloo June 27-30.

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1. Class Power. When we speak of music in the late twentieth centuq, we no longer refer to 4% form of artistic expression, we refer to a set of predefined tituals and action sequences.Eachof these sequences is societally programmed into the listener. We understand these gestures to be sexual power, fin;ulcial excess, popdarity, and success.The pop star as icon stands at the apex of the huge societal construct which is basedthe concept of the commodity. The pop Star both consu.r& and is con-

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2. So&l Critique. Consolidated are asrelevant ascan be possible in this apIe of Dost-history. They have abandoned th: convktiomi &rumeks and technique of rock in favuur of the deconstructionist approach of sampling. Further, they have abandoned the star system in favour’of an egalitarian approach which shuns individuality (hence their self-referential song title ‘This is a Collective’?. 27~MyA of Rock is as forceful a statement of loathing and disgust as has been recorded those twin of vunk and

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within our society. All music regressesinto base consumption in every facet All music, serious or frivolous operates upon the prinxiples of the basestconsumption. Where once musicians were the interpreters of social change, they have become the enforcers of societal dysfunction. Upon ‘the realization of &e power contained within themytholo@cal character of the musician, the agentsof socialcontrol seizedand subverted the process, murdering ali iconoclastic images which stood in the way - dead stars piled up in mounds. I

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We no longer have musicians, only Musicians - expressionsof a few expedient cliches‘The SexGod/The Rebel,“‘The Boy Toy,“‘The Boy/Girl Next Door,“‘The I3itch,” ‘The Sensitive One.” As the need develops, these may be reconstituted and recombined the #abe sm3satim-b of **new*’01 to produce “d&ferent” wi& the consumer. In archetyped form, the’ musician now stands asthe strongest reinforcer of the social process of com+odifkation# constlmption and wntrol. In representing production and c,nsumption in their maximai forms, the musical peIformer is thrice dead: as dead as the consumer, asdead asthe producer, and as dead as the archktypal commodity that they lEpreSe!nt

destructive urge of The Stooges with MCS’s smash and bum ethos. It drains these two attitudes of their testosterone-driven machismo. After a long look at their souls, Con- * sol&ted have confronted the horror of being born white, male and a member of the North American middle class.There is no more foul, vile, reeking specimen to be found on the planet than he. The term ‘~original sin” was coined with the White American Male j(in mind- riddled as he is with the undeserved privilege and power.

Lb Mydi of Rock is a form of ~Ilective flagellation: ConsoI.idated flagellate themsdves while also whipping the skin off their audience: guilty, white libem.ls.White, liberal guiit is an inactive, paralyzing emotion, Con@i&ted use it as a starting point for a condemtia3m 0s tbse auncz - heir natural audience. The album @tily grabs bits and pieces of bkk (read ‘%ip-hop”) culture and recombine it in a uniquely white form; funkish but not funky. Consolidated have thrown off the c shackles of cultural- slavery and have prck duced f?e self-aware commodity. Not quite alive, but coved with less layers of death than the rest.

promotion. What I don’t envy is this record. Maybe I shouldn’t have expected so much from them, bui they have such a cool name.

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Enigma missed the boat with Cave’slast offering &derpLey, shook its corporate fist and with a “just wait till next time” gleam in its eye, vowed to release his next aLbum. And on their word 7k Good Son, Nick and Ca’s 6tfi LP,is availableCanada-wide for the same price as New Kids On The Block. 1990 could be the year for Cave’s mass acceptance;his novel And 7Ibe Ass Saw 7he Angel has sold an impressive 13,000 hardcover copies since its releaselast year and has thus been picked up by major label Penguin Books for softcover issue in the fall. If the Tender preV tour documentary gets any sort of distribution, it could also be Cave’s year for media saturation. ?he GdSm is full of good songs, and a few are exceptional, There’s a tip of Leonard Cohen - Suzanne becoming “Sorruw’s Child” with Cave following on the path of surrender and self-negation. On “Lament” there are the grand emotional gestures befitting Sinatra,and even some dog-yard Tom Waits grumblin’ on “Lucy.” Mortal influences aside, the Bible creepsin, asit does in ail Cave’swork. On ‘The Hammer Song”’ a hybrid of the on/off aural assault of “City of Refuge” and the staggering stream of consciousness hallucinogen& of “Gamy,” Cave castshimself yet again as the persecuted man, repentant of his guilt but not of his unnamed crime.

by Derek Weller Imprint staff

Mick Jagger once said that his ambition was to carry the Rolling Stones on into his fifties, then look back and survey the ‘human wreckage” the band had left behind. No doubt then, that asMick and the boys are touring stadiums making billion

Before people becameecologically consciousj Aquanet aerosol was probably the best hairspray that could be acauired in Shout&s Drug h4arts

Why little girls shouldn’t talk to strangers The BadSeeds’vocalcontributions are more prominent than in past works - the morose repetition on j “Sorrow’s Child” and the hymnal Q&Sand uuhs of “The Ship Song” are on par in terms of importance with Cave’s lyrics. This is no small praise, given lines like ” Father,why are alI the women weeping?/ They are weeping for their men/ Then why are all the men there weeping?/ They we weeping back at them,” from “The Weeping Song.” With its cohesive,relaxed pace,7Iz Good Son is Cave’s first work where violence takes little precedence. The driving force behind past renditions of ‘Wanted Man,” “I’m Gonna E3l That Woman,” “Hard 0x1 For’ Love” ancj “Deanna” has been transplanted by a recurring gesture that *will haunt

me” - a raised and lowered hand. Cave is no longer at combat with the world’s confusion’ but is struggling to decipher and comprehend its mysteries. That haunting gesture, in the face of his violent past, seemsat once both mature and empty. Mass distribution and subsequent commercial successmight mark Z%e Good Son as the record of Cave’s arrival. The undercurrent however, the soul of his work, remains in transition. As much as Cave’s respect for the masters compels him to be the good son, he is still developing, is still capableof, and could turn into, anything. The career of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds has been scattered with moments of genius and, as with 7?1e Gu& Son, moments thataspire to it.

nation of ours. Sure, cooler people. with cash and influence could yd to Toronto or beautician suppl; shops and uurchase kiwi-scented Eurosp&. Sure, daring kids could brew once UP home-sprays that, applied,could last for weeks. Still, Aquanet had a universal appeaL My own tender memories of Aquanet may have clouded my opinions of The Aquanettas’ Love @?th-the hp smger. I want to love this album, I really do. Even if the Aquanettas are a bunch of media flacks, 1 envy their talent for self-

BlazingAway is her newest release. The record is aided immeasurably after billion, he will always be able to by its cohesiveness. Throutzhout, spare a fond sneer for Marianne It’s a liye LP recorded last Iyear (with . Faithfull. one studio track tacked on). The key F&full consistently sets the &ene: Marianne Faithfull was Jagger’s words here are haunting and an aging whore sin& her chipped heart out in a smoky Berlin ni&tclub. girlfriend during the artistic heyday The SOW are m&y slow an;i h@$ of the Rolling Stones. Jagger and melancholy. Oh, also sparse and emotional, charged with Faithfull’s Richards wrote their haunting, minimaiistik. melancholy ballad “As TearsGo By” for FaithfuLL Faithfuli also co-wrote the lyrics for the haunting melancholy “Sister Morphine,” from the Sticky FingersLI? After Faithfull and Jaggersplit, she went on to a solo career and a long history of drug and alcohol depe; The complete multiple dancy. She is probably best known location portrait study for the haunting melancholy “Broken English.” for University, College In all those years, Marianne’s preor High School Graduates tty voice has gone to hell.

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1reckon it’s the sameterrible truth j leaped when I realized that my car of Aquanet was burning a hole intc the ozone - that that which appem good may also be bad. There are some good moments Deborah Schwartz’s voice, and thy song “15 Men” ‘lrlwre is also ant almost brilliant moment: the second half of the song ‘cftaults.” Unfo~ tunately, there are many mediocre moments, i.e. the musicianship, and the lyrics. Mediocre in that nothing sounds new, or even original I was almost convinced that one song, ‘Pictures of Italy” was a lame cover of the lame Who song “Pictures of Lily.” At least that would have been interesting in a gender-reversal way. There are also a few m.oments of sheer horror. The title track and “Diplomat,” f’rinstance, would have fit snugly onto Heart’s Bnjpde. The first half of “Faults” kinda bites too. Despite a few brief flashes of gold, The Aquanet-taswill probably go the way of Aquanet, something kinda Sfeel mees.

ragged but Powerful voice. One standout is “Why’d Ya Do It?,” a profane and vicious gaen to sex&l jealousy. otherwise, the record doesn’t really demand the listener’s attention; it &ems quite willing to slip into background music.

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The big giveaway with JamesRayis that he’s onMerciful Release,a label founded and owned by Andrew EIdridge of The Sisters Of Mercy. In fact, the G@‘iproject by The Sisterhood featured the vocals of James Ray and not, as most thought, Eldridge. 1 Information about Gangwar is pretty hard to come by. I do know that Ray’sproject used to be called James Ray and The Performance and that they released no less than 3 EPsbetween ‘86 and ‘89.Well worth tracking

Another blast of foetid air from the creative crypt.*The vault of iniquity has opened wide and spit out this mangled corpse >of a single. Elvis is dead but his legacy lives on, hewn into the throbbing loins of Jim Thirlwell. If you’ve been looking for an aural ass’sjawbone with which to smite the PhiIistines that surround you than look no further, friend. What the tuck am I talking about? Oh you know, the usual shit. I&e I said a few weeks ago, there’s no point in trying to explain or evaluate Phoetusso Ill take this opportunity to run all the idiotic cliches and catch

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phrases I know through my metaphor Moulinex. Suffice it to say this is a grungier than usual voyage to the center of the Brown Planet. Louder, meaner, messier,Foetus seems to be takjng a vacationfrom being the aural pioneer and sonic genius that usually he is. On this outing he’s opted for the direct, the punch in the head rather than the usual appeal to the heart. A visceralrather than the usual cerebral thrill. The whole record sounds,feeh like it was recorded in an open sewer. “Butterfly Potion” is a gasp from the

down is “Mexico Sundown Blues”. I’ve also heard rumours about a compilation (?) CD called A Nav Kind Of Assawin. So it’s the ’90s now, a much different world than the nuclear-angst ridden late ’80s; nobody talks about the bomb much anymore. What can the doomsayers say? Does anyone want to listen? It’s not surprising, then, that “No Conscience” sounds like an outtake from The Sisters Of Mercy’s Floodland LP circa 1987. Wailing guitars, alternately crashing walls of sound and silence, and some silly lyrics like “.ino one hasto suffer these years.” Nice, fun, done before. The Bside “Destination Assasination” is equally as “good” although it sounds like a rehash (read improvement) of an oid tune called “Goodbye Johnny.” So Ray’sbehind the times by a few years.Maybe that’s what goth has to do to survive in the ’90s.

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phlegm-coated lung of a man with little left to lose. Pretty good, but the B-side, “Free James Brown (So I Can Run Him Down)” is the crowning glory of this particular slab of plastic. What’s it _ about? Who cares?Fill in the bIanks, create your own theme. Personally, I

like to think it’s about the joys and sorrows of Angel Dust (PCP). Give it a listen and you may think it’s a treatiseon the folly of bothering to get out of bed, or a dissertation on the fate of the dinosaurs or whatever. Like I’ve always said,with Foetus,you can never be wrong.

Dear God, wasn’t once enough? I guess ’ not, because another Electribe 101 stomach-turning dance record has now been foisted on the public. I can’t imagine

We see the starting lineups now, featuring New order frontman Bernard Sumner with SUDDO~~ from internationals Beardsliyl Barnes, Cascoigne, McMahon, Waddle, and Walker,all English stalwarts.Now the PWEI AFC, with striker Clint Poppy, and a special appearance by Ilona “Cicciolina” Staller, a late addition for this all-important match to decide the real anthem of It&a ‘90. From the outset, PWEI were definitely upr the pace .- d able - e. atoc pick s * with the deligntful use of samples, including the voicing of “LinekerLineker-GOAL, WNEKER” from a and British announcer, “GOOOAAL!!” from a Brazilliai

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the most indiscriminate of Fed Hall DJs liking this one. Like most records of its ilk, “Talking with Myself” has a “pulsing” backbeat, and “shimmering” keyboards, and “soulful” female vocals.Too bad it all adds up to very little. Admittedly, it’s an improvement on the last Electribe release, but it should still be avoided like the plague. And once again, there’s no less than -five versions of this godawful slop on the disc! Sheesh. Oh; and any record whose jacket design apes that of The Cure’s Kiss Me Kiss Me KissMe is not to be trusttvei-t

into the upper right corner of the net. New Order did not have nearly as inmuch creativeness. Sumner continued to have problems keeping the song interesting and seemed to get muddled down by not letting the , supporting pIayers loose until the

end if the song, In the second dlf, with the extended mix, they tried a new trick, having someone imitate John Barnes ashe might talk on the field (“.iReleaseme,Trevor. I’m on it.. . I’m on it.. .“) Th e result was lessthan palatable,and wasabout ascreativeas Barnes himself, when he trades his Liverpool shirt for an England one {yes, it’s that bad).(listm. I’ll pull the plug on dtis reviewifthere are arly mm defamatq comments about Uverpd player3 - ed.)

From these two singles it is easyto tell who the real football fans are. PWEI sponsor English striker Steve (the Incredi)Bull when he plays for the Wolves,and dedicated the song to all supporters of the World Cup teams.“World in Motion” could have been a good idea, but the production, and Sumner’s vocals were, as usual, lacking. The song is bolIo&s, but it’s not the fault of the football players.

(Cue TshTIt&-z ‘90 l%erq Music}. With ItaIia ‘90 well underway, the keen eyes have been cast upon not only the matches,but also the songs that most teams have recorded. “World in Motion,” by New Order, is England’s official song, but is facing its stiffestchallengeyet from the pride of Birmingham, Pop Will Eat Itself,

commentator, all done in time to a challenging piano riff that sets the tempo for PVVEI.The wonderful sarnpies of commentators exulting over

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RECORD

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record. There’s a reason these tracks weren’t widely availableuntil now that’s right, they’re boring. In their day, the Teardrops had some -good songs, a cool pop sensibility that usually made up for their wacky “acid” and ‘%ead” mannerisms. But this goes be$ond flogging the dead horse - more like getting an exhumation order and flaying what’s left of the dessicated bones.

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1just can’t figure the reason behind &arth.ing &se lumps of coal. It’s not like the Teardrops sold that many records in the first place - the albums they released officially have been out of print for at least seven years.Anything with merit that came out of the Shag sessionswas released elsewhere anyway. So apart from illinformed completistz-who.is going to buy thii?

Flaming youth wiiI setthe world onfire. - Kiss, “Flaming Youth’ Way back when, early Eighties psychedelia darlings the Teardrop Explodes recorded an album entitled Everybody Wants To Shag 771eTeurdrop Ex&i~. For some reason that’s been lost in the mists of time, the record was never released.Ten years or so later, some record executivesor starving ex-Teardroppers had the bright idea of collecting the odds and sods of a short and meteoric career. Now, in normal circumstances,such a concept is a definite non-starter, but take <hose B-sides, unreleased versions etc.,put them together and give the package the same title as the famous “lost” album and hey-presto, a marketer’s dream. After all, there isn’t much else that will sell this

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ween 1984 and 1988, with three songsand nearly twenty-five minutes of music from’ Underwater Sunlight alone.

The song ‘Tger,” from the album of the same name is the only song containing any v&Is. It and sounds like the beginning of a James Bond movie, with TD providing accomby Dave Thomson paniment to some lady belting out the Imprint staff, words of William Blake’s poem. Elsewhere, there are shorter The gods of instrumental music extracts from the thirty minute ‘tivemiles II” and the twenty-minute have finaIly put together a ‘best of’ compilatio$ which’ spans seven song “Poland,” off the albums of the are probably my albums since 1973, Over the. Iast I -sameves@$ch favoti selections. seventeen y&us, five truly gifted It was surprising that nothing Was composers and musicians have ,put together over twenty albums, some included from LA’y on the &wch or better than others. Chris Franke, O@c& Race,two albums produced in Edgar Froese,and Paul I-&linger are the Iast few years which were better the core of Tangerine Dream, with than some of the things included on this disc (such as “Astral Voyager“ one of them occasionally dropping out and being replaced by Johannes from the GreenDesertalbum). Schmoelling on Le Part and Aknd, and by Peter Baumann on Alem. Extracts from Green Desprt,Tyger, fbland fivemiles, Underwatw Sunlight, Atem, and Le Pax make up almost seventy-five minutes of topgrade instrumental music. With the exception of Atm, which was produced in 1973, the compilation is cpmprised of albums put out bet-

1 1 I I I I I by StaceyLobin I Imprint staff 1 I I I’ve never heard an album before I *‘e that inspireed such a huge wave of.. . of. . indi$erencein me. I I can’t believe that I spent two monI ths listening to this album and I still, m can’t remember a single title, much m less the lyrics, to any one song. The I album’s okay... I mean, how could I any&Q so inoffensive be bad? But I it’s not’ even aggressively mainI stream. I mean, I could understand if 1 they wanted to finally make it big in 1 North America, I mean, who de&, I but they don’t even seemto be trying. I The Church is lying in limbo between Two dellcKxs

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One more song which is worth mentioning is ‘Wahn” from the album Atem. This song is different than anything I’ve ever heard from them, and stice it was produced in 1973 I never knew that the album existed until they produced this compilation. The song consists of people (presumably TD members) that scream into the microphone for five minutes, reminding me of some of my classmatesin a Grade 13 creative writing course performing ‘sound’ PO-Y* If you’re not too close-mtided to enjoy good instrumental *music, this album’s for you!

their haunting, captivating debut and the huge wasteland of mainstream pop. I mean, can’t they even make up their minds which way they want to go? Look at bands lie Depeche Mode and U2. 7%~ made uptheir minds pretty damned easily. This is yet another album that I would consign to a Muzak slag-heap. And by the way, the guy on the cover at the top of the picture looks&sf Iike Gino VanelIi Pretty icky.

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The Princes of the Ponces.The Top of the Transvestites,The Fairy Foursome. Call them what you will, but Martin Gore, Andrew Fletcher, David Gahan, and Alan Wilder, collectively Depeche Mode, have been the kings (queens?)of synthpop for the greater part of the 1980s.And with the new decade comes their latest album IGulutur. I But unfortunately for the increasing number of DM fans,this Lp comes across rather flat. Pluluturdoes not have the substance of its immediate predecessors: the powerful Huck &Zehqkm and the internationally successfulMusic For Zle Masses. Yet one great thing about this release is that it contains alI original material - no rehashing. (Justwhen I was all set to ‘hear “Fly on the Windscreen Part 73.“) Currently in the top 10 of the UK and U.S.charts, Vb!iztor has already spawned three singks, the latestbeing “Poicy of TrUth.” That track features an imaginative and’ eerie intro which blends into the usual plain DM drum sequencesand FeIodic ba&ground v-1 support. The more danceable “Personal Jesus”and “Enjoy the Silence” are the other two singles which compliment the aIbum, despite their senseless lwcs. Then again, Gore has never been known asone of music’sa&time great lyricists. XT ‘World In My Eyes,” my favorite track, has potential as a fourth single on the album. It is very lively & upbeat, nothing Iike any previous

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DM works. Appreciation of the album declines with the pointless tracks “Sweetest Perfectioq” ‘Wale” and “Clean.” AI1 three cuts force the listener to con&de that DM were just trying out the latest options on their push-button synthesizers. Some dignity is rendered with “Blue Dress,”a somber track in which the soft resonating vciicesof Gore and Fletcher stand out. So, as long as Gore’s gyratirtg hips keep sending all those teenage girls into an erogenous frenzy, this and future DM albums will continue to selI by the masses.

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Contest o’the month II Imprint Arts God Chris Wodskou (seen here shovelling ice cream at SCOOPS) asks: “What wouldyou bring to a modest orgy?” Bring your answers to CC140; the winner will receive a free pass to the play “A Very Modest Orgy” at the Theatre of the Arts July 11-14.

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keption, Philip Roth’s latest novel, seemsstraightforward enough at fnst. It is the (seemingly) somewhat slight tale of two adulterous lovers an expatriated Yank writer living in London, and his Btitish mistress. The catch is that the entire novel consistsonly of dialogue between the two illicit lovers. In this way Roth slowly reveals the characters and backgrounds of the two lovers. At first, the mistressis the talkative one: she tells her lover about her ambivalent relationship with her husband, her neuroses as a mother, and her confused feelings for her lover. Gradually, the man begins to ’ reveal himself as well. He is a Jewish American novelist living in London (the affair takes place in the studio in which he writes) who is obsessed with British anti-Semitism; real or I imagined. Interspersed with the conversations of the lovers are flashbacks- conversations with women the writer has been involved with in the past. As a tale of sexualpolitics, then, the novel is a pleasant enough way to spend an afternoon. But the real interest of Lkeption (and the real

Fucis) and here the line is indistinguishable. The climax of the novel is an argumknt between Roth and his wife; shehasdiscovered the novel-inprogress called Deception, you see, and is convinced that her husband really is screwing around on her. Roth insists it is merely a work of fiction, but shortly after this scenehe is calming his “fictional” mistress’ fears of discovery. ‘I write fiction and I’m told it’s carries on the affair). autobiography, I write autobioBlurring the line between fiction and autobiography is a favourite Roth graphy and I’m told it’s fiction,” comtrick (check out My Life Rr a Man and plains “Roth” in Deception. Damn then read his autobiography 7Ee ’ right. This, then, is his revenge.

meaning behind that title) lies elsewhere. For the character of the writer is Philip Roth: his mistress refers to him by name at one point, and makes very specific allusions to previous Roth novels like hrtn~yj. I Complaint and when She WasGood. Roth’s habitual fictional alter ego, Nathan Zuckerman, also puts in an appearance as the star of the novel Roth is currently working on (as he

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Waterloo men’s basketball coach Don McCrae is sh&ng slight signs of aging after 20 years at the helm, but with it comesmiles and milesof court knowledge and experience. He is, arguably, the most influential figure in Canadian university basketball. Maybe that is why the 1989-90 Warriors, even without a consistent leader,still made it to the OUAA West Final Four. Here is a recap: The Warriors’ success in their exhibition schedule showed promising potential. UW finished the preseasonat 11-6, highlighted by a gold ‘medal finish at the Ottawa Tip-off Totiment and the bridesmaid role as the host of the Naismith Classic. But the real testwould come in league PbY.

seemingly insurmountable lead, 4222, after 20 minutes. Western staved off a second half rally, that brought the Warriors to within ten at l&39, for a defensive victory. Troyak led alI scorers with 25 points and 11 rebounds in a grueling

uary 17 vs M&laster: For some IcMaster cannot play good I here at the PAC. Waterloo ta knotch in the win column hoppy come-from-behind c the Marauders, 71-64. r has now gone 17 years win in league play at UW. so important to win this McCrae. I s ‘If_Iwe would -a have I ended up with an U-3record, have snowballed to O-8.”

anchorman began to the 1990 warriors, as Troyak topped the score sheet with 18 points. Rookie sensation Chris Moore poured in 11 points and grabbed 11 rebounds. January 20 at Brock: In thii tilt, the Warriors finally got something they couldn’t get in their four previous outings - an early lead, 10-2,including two treys by’zienchuk. From then on, UW controlled>the boards well and kept a strong defence. Building from their own end out, the Warriors stayed ahead for the entire game, winning 75-59. Interestingly enough, while Brock was ranked eighth in Canada going into the game, Waterloo held the Badgers to 20 points below their seasonaverage. _ me highlight of the game involved a routine slam dunk by Ron Braley, who was open like 7-Eleven on the weak side. The tame jam caused the ball to remain trapped in the tight mesh for a split second while Braley held onto the rim. When he let go, the ball flew back up out of the rim, nullifying the basket.So,when Braley was in the same situation the second time, he did the slam dunk backwards and buried it dowri with authority. Zienchuk paced the Warrior attack with 21 points (7-for-8 from the field) and played an exhausting 38 minutes. January 24 at Guelph: Waterloo’s match up with the Gryphons turned out almost as identical as last year’s overtime tilt in the Royal City. But this time there was one difference - the Warriors returned home with the two points, winning 54-53. Both teams stonewalled each other on defence. In post-season fashion, Waterloo knotted the gameat46-46 on a Moore free throw to ehd regulation time. Then, behind by one point inside the fmal second of overtime, Troyak sank a jumper in traffic from the top of the key to clinch the victory for UW. Zienchuk put on another solid perforn%ance,

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Waterloo’s 6’7” center Ron Braky was not only noted for his stuffing ability in 198940, but also his work on the boards. He ripped down 27 rebounds in his first two league games. photo by Fkter Brown January 27 vs Windsor: The Warriors were reluclant toward their rematch with Windsor after they were lambasted in game 1. This time round, UW put forth a more controlled and well executed style of game, winning 92-82. Waterloo led almost the entire game except for a couple of brief moments when the Lancerstied it up at the midway point of the first half. Zienchuk poured in a career high 26 points, including a phenomenal 5for-7 in treyland. Orchestrating the offence, Troyak logged a tiring 36 minutes on the floor and collected 19 points, sinking 8-for-10 on free throws, Q-for-5 from the hardwood, and l-for-2 from Ring Road. Quickfooted guard Jeff Nekkers led the Lancer scoring with 21.points.

for flagrant technical violations. Given four technical free throws to shoot, Troyak sank every one, mocking the Golden Hawks bench in the process.When the clock hit zero, the Warrio& had won 76-67. Veteran forward John Bilawey was the top Waterloo scorer with 14 points, including a flawless 4-for-4 from three-point range. The win extended UW’s winning streakto five -gamesand gavethem sole possession of second placein the Westat 5-2,just behind Western (6-i).

January 31 vs Lmrier: Taking advantage of bad passesand fumbled balls, Waterloo took a 43-34 lead in the opening half. In the second stanza, the listless burier players decided that the only way to beat the

Rbruary 3 at McMas~er: When it looked like the Warriors’ win streak would snowball to a provincial championship, the momentum ended abruptly when they were thumped by McMaster 96-61 in Hamilton. “Our guys were making great progress. on offence until now,” said McCrae. “I have never seen a team feed on a momentum change as well asMac,” And that is exactly what they did. Waterloo marched out to a quick 11-3 lead and the Marauders boun-

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Judy McCrae will continue to math the UW field and indoor hockey teams in addition to her new responsibilities, and Don McCrae will also continue to coach men’s varsity basketball. .‘The appointments reflect an increasein responsibilities for all the individuals involved,” said Delahey. ‘There are a number of reasonswhy a resmcturing was necessary. F0r years there had been no real changes in our senior staff’s responsibilities, even though the natureof our department was changing. This restructuringattempts toaddress those changes in the nature of our operation. In general, it’s a better use of the human resourceswithin our department.” Delahey noted that because the univer&y is facing tight budgets and actual fundiq cuts in many areas, a better means of maintaining fiscal control has been instituted through the new staff &u&.re. He officially became the Director of Athletics at UW in October of 1989, after the retirement of Carl Tot&e.

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Warriors upset Mac in division quarter-finals continued ‘from page 17 44-34 bulge to the dressing room And builtonitinthefinalframefora9661 domination. The most important stat of, the aftemen was rebounding. The taller Marauder squad outrebounded Waterloo 51-26. Jeff Zownir led the way with 20 points for the Steeltown crew, while Braley canned 17 to top the Warrior scoring. February 7 vs Brockz You would have expected the Warriors to come out on the court fuming because of the Mac embarassment And with the Brock Badgers as the potential victims, a team which Waterloo easily beat in game 4, the comxt answer would have been another win for Waterloo. Right! Wrong. A skimpy crowd of 800 Warrior faithful saw their team’s offence collapse in the second half, ruining a 6-point halftime lead and allowing the Badgersto win, 80-73.The recent skid put Waterloo at 5-4 (3rd in th& West) six points off the leader Western (8l), now the number one nationally ranked team. Zienchuk paced aUscorerswith 19 points and 10 rebounds, an impressive number for a 6’3” guard. Speedy perimeter man Frank Capretta topped the scoring for the Badgers with 18 points including 4for-9 from behind the treyline.

kbruarv 10 at Laurier: For the greater piti of this basketball tilt, it looked like the Laurier Golden Hawks would upset the black and gold. But the Hawks must be pretty comfortable at the doormat of the OUAA West, as Waterloo quadrupled them in points, 28-7, in the final eight minutes to turn a possible upset into a predictable blowout. “We won it from the foul line,” summed up McCrae. “When we got the least bit ahead, they just started (fouling us and that’s what teams do near the end of the game is dare you to win from the free throw line and we did.” McCrae hit the nail right on the head. His squad went a perfect 24-for24 from the charity stripe, nailing 16 of them in the comebackeffort Braley dominated the paint to top the score sheet with 19 points, going 6-for-8 from the field and was flawless on seven free throws. He also ripped down nine rebounds.

Barrie native Chris Moore (55) picked up Warrior rOOkieof the year honours. phoio by Bri4n Ktwnir Condon with falshbacks of two horrifying blowouts there last season. During league play, Western annihilated the Warriors 90-68, and Guelph embarrassed them 74-48 in the semi-finals of the OUAA West Final Four Tournament. But this time it was a lot closer score than that. Some people think that one messily little basketdoesn’t count for much in a hoops game. try telling that to the Warriors. In a real cliffhanger, the Mustangs scored a dying seconds basketto win, 79-78.Boastingan 11-2 record, Western was now guaranteed at least a tie for first’place in the West and the right to host the Final Four. Guelph was second at (10-3) with Waterloo and Brock both at 7-6.

&bruary 24 vs Gkelph: UW ended up in fifth place overall in leagueplay, falling to 7-7 after a 70-56 thumping, Ekbruary 16,17 at Lakehead: Scar- courtesy of Guelph. The Warriors ing was we&balanced in the first ended the seasonwith the samestyle game of the weekend-double-header of play that they displayed in the with many players on both squads season opener - flat with no cohecapitalizing. Waterloo led by a deuce sion. This is the first time since 1980at the break, 40-38. But with 12 81 that Waterloo has ended the secondsleft and down by two points,- seasonas low as .500, a’ndended up the Warriors failed to bury qne for the playing a quarter-final match away tie. Top scorers for Waterloo were from home. Western finished first at Zienchuk, Bilawey, and Pat Telford 12-2 with Guelph (11-3) close with 25, 16, and 13 points respec- behind Brock, M&laster, Waterloo, and Windsor took the remaining tively. playoff spots. Not one Warrior was Sunday’s game has much the recognized on either the OUAA same,although both teamsshowed a West’sfirst or second all-star team. “Nobody on the team played well more balanced front court Waterloo -enough consistently to be rechad the game well in hand and were up by five points inside the final ognized,” explained Waterloo helmsminute of play. But trey expert John man Don McCrae. ‘But I don’t lose Laplante canned his sixth rainbow of faith in these young guys. We’re the day from six feet behind the big developing as athletes, pounding Qway to try ad improve to the very arch, to puIl the NorWesters within takeover range. Luckily, the Warriors last minute.” ran out the clock to win, 75-74.All five OWAA quarter-finals at McMasstarters for UW hit the double digits in scoring: Troyak 16, Telford 14, tee The Warriors proved to McMasZienchuk 13,.Bilawey 13, and Braley ter that despite a mediocre r@ar season,they are always dangerous in 10. the playoff%. Waterloo clinched a kbnt;lry 21 at Westemz Waterloo kth in The Final Four by upse;tting touted M&laster ’ was reluctant to enter Alumni HalI in the WY

Marauders in a barnburner, 67-65. The black and gold jumped out to a quick 12-Olead and kept the gap open until the second half. Mac closed the spreadand thFeatenedto win it in the dying moments. Seventy seconds and three timeouts later, the Warriors cameout on top. Brock won the other quarter-final game over Windsor to advance,to the Final Four.

OUAAFi~IF~~~atWesternAfter a two month regular season and a couple of quarter-final matchups, the elite teams of Qthe OUAA West emerged for the semi-finals and finals. At the tournament, the fifthranked Western Mustangs rained on the Warriors’ parade with a 63-47 & to advance to the OUAA West final. In the other semi-final matchup, the second-rank4 Guelph Gryphons just barely squeakedby the stubborn Brock Badgers,70-67. Saturday afternoon, Guelph surpr@ed the highly touted Western squad, 63-55, to take the division crown And despite their high rank, the PMustan@ failed to make a wildcard spot in the eight-team national finals. Guelph lost to Concordia in the final battle of the CIAU’s.

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Waterloo) will be planning special and weekly events throughout the summer term. Everyone is welcome to join in. Laymen’s Evangelical Fellowship even- Watch this column for upcoming dates, ing service. 7:00 pm. at 163 University and call 884~GLOW felt-currentinfo. ,Ave, WI (MSA), apt 32 I. All are welcome. Fmhht Discussion Group. Meets every For more information, cali 084-5712. Wednesdav from 7:00 to 9:00 pm. at FASS Writers Meetings - those crazy Global Cohmunity Centre in Waterloo. writers are at it again, and they want YOU. Topic and group vary weekly so that all Help write the shows that millions have women are welcome anytime. For more raved about. 7130 p.m. MC 5158. information ext. 3457 or 578-3456. Everyone welcome. Laymen’s Evangelical Fellowship Bible Study. CC 110 at 7:30 pm. Ail are RVIRY TUESDAY welcome. For more information, call 8845712. BVRRY SUWDAY

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FASSWriters Meetings - come be a part of the crew who write that crazy yearly ‘show. Everyone welcome (we mean it). 7:30 p.m. MC51 58.

“Come and be a part of the Caribbean WlRY THURSDAY Students Association (CSA) every Tuesday at 530 pm, in CC 135. A number of Fiction i&resting events are scheduled for this wence fans:WATSFIC term. See you there!” Waterloo Science Fiction Club is active Meetings 6:30 p.m. summer’ House of Qebates meets in Physics 3 13 this Thursdays, New members welcome. For New Members wi” be details of planned events see WATSFIC welcomed ecstatically. Come out and board in clubs room (CC 138) WVRRY WtDylSDAY

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The Sociai Justice Action Groupmeets re@ularly throughout the term to coordinate educational events and civil disobedience actions ranging from speakers and leafletting to blockades. Pdst actions have included the Dis ARMX campaign, NATO out of Nitassinan actions and on-going solidarity with the Innu, Christmas Anti-War Toys action, and a continual focus on non-violent resistance to militarism. For details, call 884-3465. Tutors needed for Spring Term to teach English as _ a second language or Bemedial English. Contact Paul Beam, Dept. of English or send e-mail message on CMS to PDBEAM at WATDCS. U Waterloo each listing your name, hours of contact and preferences in teaching time. Off-Campus Housing - which is located on the roof of the Village I Complex wilt remain open from 8:30 a.m. to4:30 p.m., Monday to Friday during the months of June, July and August. To assist students seeking accommodation on weekends the office will be open from 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. on Saturdays, June 23 to August 25, 1990, inclusive. If the office is closed accommodation lists may be obtained from the Turnkey Desk or the Security Office. Health & SafetyDept. - will be open from 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Monday to Friday during the months of May, June, July and August. Celebrate 3rd Annual K-W Arts Awards. Nominate artists whose work has made an impact on our cultural lives. Forms available at Centre in the Square box office, K-W Art Gallery, K-W Libraries, Waterloo Regional Arts Council Office. Nominations accepted until Mon. Sept. 17 at the Waterloo Regional Arts Council Office.

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Juno 80 \. Waterloo’s, Handwoven Heritage Gallery II, Joseph Schneider Waus., 466 Queen St., Kitchener. Phone 7427752. Homer Watson House & Gallery reopens to the public on Sat. Exhibitions from June 30 to July 22. Anne Morrow Wysmyk: Recent Work, Leo Wong: Song of Flowers, Marjorie R. Allen: Etchings and Other Prints. Sunday, July 1 I K-W Residents are invited to join the 6th Annual Canada Day Parade. Apply to ‘enter - floats, bands, clowns, etc.. The parade will begin! at Wildrid Laurier University parking lot on King Street at 3 p.in., continues along University Avenue to Phillip St. and will end at Columbia Street at the north end of the University of Waterloo Campus. Entertainment, including a spectacular fireworks display, wit1 continue until IO p.m. For Application forms and information, call Marlene Miles or Tibi Clarke, 885-l 211, ext. 3276 or ext. 2220. Dominion Day Picnic at Doon Heritage Crossroads. Free admission - 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Fleece to Fabric Frolic - Joseph Schneider Haus. Also open on Monday, July-2.

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