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USET NEEDS MENANbWOMEN The Univer&$ S&d&t &cort Team is looking for

That’s right folks! Stephen Lewis is making another trip to UW, and on October 4 of this year will be giving a speech on “Our. Common Future”. You can.find him at the Humanities The&e in. Hagey Hall at 730 on October 4, 1990. Tickets are available at the Box Office in Hagey Hall as well as the Federation of Students Office in the Campus Centre, and are being sold for the low price of $5.00 to Feds, and $7.00 for non-Feds. Presented by the Public Issues Board, Federation of Students

Tuesday nights at Fed Hall are Movie and Pizza nights

- Every Tuesday from 8 ‘till close ’ - You choose from our great selection-of titles what you want to see! - The best shows free! (new or old) - 7% pizza slices (mmm...) titer 7 p.m.

WARRIOR FOOTBALL Saturday,

September 29

people to work from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. As well as meeting people and getting lots of exerciseyou also get paid $9/hour. All those interestedshould applyto the StudentAwardsCounteratthe Registrar’sOfice in Needles Hall. For more information please call Tammy (a friendly Fed) at extension 6305.

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What does the Bombsh,elter have that other ‘bars’ don’t??? * Don’t miss the 1st annual Bombshelter Oktoberfest Touch Football Tourney (sponsored by Molson’s)’ - Drop by for de-tails. * Try-duts for Oktoberfest noon-1. a.m. Training cam@kofitinties daily. * Molson Monday Night Dart League has begun! Everyone is welcome. * Intriguing movies daily at noonish and,,five. ‘L’til the snow flies...” Real food Bomb-B-Q’s continue daily at noon! * Yes, we are open during the Thanksgiving Weekend! .I . + Blue Jay Baseball nightly.

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Campus Mediation will be training a new group of volunteer mediators!! If you are interested inquire at the Offwe of th Ombudsperson CC 15OC (x2402) by Oct. 12, 1990. Training sessions will

Accounting by Peter Brown Imprint staff Chris Maher, a fourth-year accountingstudent, is trying to have a referendum for a $75 vohtntary fee for accounting students declared null and void because of alleged mishandling by the cotittee set up to conduct the referendum, which occurred on campus this past Wed. and Thurs.,

Sept. 26 & 27. Ms. Maher alleges that the ‘yes’ side of the referendum began mailouts to off-campus students a week and a half before the Federation of Students approved the referendum

fee disagreement

future of the school of accountancyis in question” The big issue in this referendum is the existenceof two fourth year courses, both of which are needed for accounting graduatesto receive their official designation. One of them is also needed for the arts accounting degree,

but

not

for

the

math

equivalent. According to Maher, the schoolhas promised to guarantee the courses if

the Acmunting Student Education Contribution (ASEC) is approved. “We bve to say yes,” said Maher.

‘They’re basicallytelling us that if we don’t, they won’t offer those courses

policies and procedures. The Feds must approve all student referendums of this kind. She also says that

for a long time.”

the Yes’ forces had t-shirts and buttons produced endorsing the fc, and that they paid for these things with funds allocated to the yet-to-becreatedfund. Further, sheaccusesthe Director of the School of Accoun-

campaign,most of whom are current or former members of the Accounting Students Association executive, had little comment to make to Imprint before press time. They declined because of a meeting

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But Timson assured Imprint that he was imlxrtiaL “I’m the chairperson, which meansthat I have no vote at ASA meetings. So, I did not endorseor reject the referendum,” he

The members of the ASEC committee and organizers

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Next week, dubbed Not Another “Green” Week by organizers, will feature speakers and films telling us about the environment, displays in the Campus Centre, and even an outdoor slide show about wilderness in British Columbia. University president Doug Wright will kick-off this blitz of environmentrelated events, sponsored by Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG), at 1230 p.m. on Monday in Davis Centre room 1302. Dr. Wright will also announce a project called ‘The Campus and the Biosphere,” that encourages conservation education through hands-on study. Other highlights of the week include

Thursday night’s speech by Stephen Lewis, Canada’s former ambassador to the United Nations. This talk, sponsored by the Federation of Students, will be at the Humanities Theatre at 8 p.m..

of the ‘Yes’

AcademicResearcherfor the Federation and overseerof the referendum.

give us (the No’side)

In the letter, M&erat.useslhe

In fact, klm’s ktkr Says, there was no organizational meeting for bc&

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steering committee of ~Q@I@

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the chance to

include any material in the mail-out.” sidesoflhe~bate,asisa,Merati~2

tancy. According to the ASEC proposal, the budget for hiring teaching assistantshas not kept pace with the growth in enrollment and faculty since 1980 and the school of accountancy is “more than 30 percent short of the spacethat provincial guidelines state should be availablefor a facility of its size.” The results of this week’s referendum must be ratified by the Federation of Studentsand the university’s ” &@of~b#~it+ome

this: Not Another Green Week Schedule!

4 Imprint,Friday, September 28, 1990

NeWS

“The Man” Speaks *

GST kickback

Jeff B&ram

and J&er

PublicIssuesBoard On Thursday October 4r 1990 at 3:OOpmStephen Lewis, will be speakng to University of Waterloo Common students about “Our hture.” This event is spot-red by he Public i&sues in conjunction with ‘Not Another Green Week”

youngest members ever, was reelected four times and in 1970 became Provincial leader of the New Democratic Party. He held this position for seven years, including two years as Official Opposition Izader. Iluring the six year interval between his resignation from the Ontario Legislature, and his appointment as Canadian Ambassador and pennanent representative of Canada to the a.&$United Nations in 19&~Q&ti

Stephen Lewis struk his stuff.

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Recipient of the Gordon Sinclair ACTRA Award for “outspoken opinion and integrity” in broadcasting the Barker Fairley Distinguished Visitorship in Canadian Culture at University College, University of Toronto, and a Human Rights award for CBC radio documentaries on the Holocaust Theme in Literature and Film, Stephen Lewis has, through these, been a true moral and cultural leader of Canada. ’ As the Canadian Ambassador to the United Nations, Stephen Lewis was &&person of the Committee which drafted the 5-year United Nations programme for African Economic Recovery. Continuing the theme of recovery and responsibility, the UN World Commission on DevelopEnvironment and ment(WCED) tabled the report entitled “Our Common Future” which specifically targeted the issue sustainable development. Termed “a global agenda for change”, this document was developed to provide longterm environmental strategiesand to call for greater co-operation between all nations in matters pertaining to the environment In the words of Gro Harlem Brundtland, chairperson of the WCED the essence of the policy is global co-operation. “After a d-de and a half of a standstill or even a deterioration in global cooperation, I believe the time has come for higher expectations, for common goals pursued together, for an inclusive policy to address our common future.” As a member of the body that tabled this resolution, Stephen Lewis has both the knowledge and the ability to address the issue of “Our Common Fuhrre” effectively and eloquently. To see how “Our Common Future” affects all of us, be at the Humanities Theatre at 8:OOpm Thursday October 4,199O. Tick&.re $5.00f&Feds and $7.00 for non-f&s and are available at the Hagey Hall Box Offite and at the Fed O&e (CC 235).

,Want $290 ? by Bruce Cohen (reprinted from The Financial Post, Sept.6,1990) Up to $290 of easy, tax&e money ip yaiting for the typical college or diversity student, courtesy of the @psed goods and services tax. This GST credit - aimed at helping lower-income people - has to be applied for on a special form that came with the 1989 Tl income tax returns, but which many people may have ignored. The proposed GST IegisIation calls for credits to be paid every three months, starting in January. Revenue Canada plans to mail the first cheques in December, though officials say that may be delayed if the Senate does not clear the way for the tax to be official on Jan. 1.

Eric

Kilbertus,

manager

Revenue Canada’s GST credit program, says post-secondary students have been eligible for the current federal sales tax credit but may not have applied because the basic credit is worth just $70 and the payment beginstobereducedoncenetincome hits $16,ooo. The new GST credit is more generous: the credit ranges from $190 to $290 and the reduction doesn’t begin until net income hi& $24,355. (While we’re focusing on students now starting their semesters, the credit is avajhble &I a wide range of people.) To get a cheque in December,

KiIbertus says applicants should act within the next few weeks,explaining that to simplify both the new form its computer processing, and Revenue Canada needs two documents: a 1989 Tl tax return and the green one-page credit application called Tl GSTC. Kilberh~s says those who did not fde a 1989 return earher this year should submit one along with the green GSTC form by the end of September - even if they had no taxable 1989 income. Those who filed a return but not the GSTC form should submit the green form by the start of November, he suggests. On Nov. 2 Revenue Canada will begin “peeling elf” computer records for December’s cheque run.

Ministry of Colleges and Universities Ontario

Tl returns and GSTC forms are still available at post offices and district taxation offices. Those who file too late for December’s mailing won’t lose out, Kilbertus says. They will get a catch-up, either as a supplementary cheque or in the next payment. Kilbertus says the credii is available to anyone who was a resident of Canada and at least 19 years old at the end of 1989. Those younger can quality if they were married and/or had children. The credit is not affected by the parents’ financial status. The credit amount is tied to the applicant’s . “net income.” A typical college student unmarried with no children qualifies for the basic $190 credit if 1989 net income was $6,066 or less. After that threshoId the credit rises of $290 based on income of at least $11,066. Credits for upper-income students will be reduced by $5 for each $100 over $24,355. So, those with 1989 net income of $30,155 or more won’t qualify.

to a maximum

The credit payment is tax-free. Under proposed legislation the

credit amounts are fixed for now but the thresholds will be padally iindexed for inflation. Kilbertus notes full indexing is one issue under di+ cussion by senators. Healsopointsoutthatthisisatransition year. The first two payments, due in January and April, will be based on 1989 tax returns and the amount paid will be half the yearly total Thus, a student due the basic annual $190 credit will be entitkzd to $95 for those two payments. mberhls says this $95 will au be paid in the cheque to be mailed in December - just in time to buy second semester books - and no yment wilI be made in April. That’s cca use just one payment is made when the credit payable for a fiscal year is less than $100. The July and October payments fall into the next fiscal year and will be based on 1990 tax returns. Starting Oct. 1, Revenue Canada will have GSTC infom-wtion on its automated TIPS telephone information system.

Ontario Student Assistance Program 1990-1991

OSAP applications are still being accepted for the 1990-91 academic year. If you negotiated a student loan last year but not this year, you must notify your bank that you are still enrolled or your loan(s) will lose their interest-free status. See your Financial Aid Administrator for details.

Students whose study period ends 12190 must have submitted their applications to the Student Awards Office no later than September 28, 1990.

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Democ( k)racy? As parliament finally rolled into session this week, it looks like our government will begin to try and legitimize their actions concerning the events of the summer of 1990. How do you maintain your credibility when everything you do is attacked from all sides. Appointing premiers-underinvestigation because charges-have-not-been laid certainly doesn’t help. Neitherdoes~~bvllerthearmytoproh&I j~i&&~. * d,queU m&d terrorism, criminal= cactivity, and bizarre sovereignty demands; help. Or how about sending three ships, on a war-footing with no forseeable plan of action, to the Gulf, a theatre about to explode with a war (though not with the same degree as the Nazi threat as some politicians would have us believe!) WhiIe we’re at it, why not send a squadron of fighter planes just for good measure. Of course, for a government that has acknowledged the stupidity of our current senate system to actually abuse it themselves, reeks of understated hypocrisy. Can someone explain to me what makes Trevor Eyton qualified for the house of sober second thought other than the fact that he supports the GST; or maybe because he’s been a loyal Tory financial supporter most of his career. Sincere apologies to Mr. Eyton.

Oh, but we can’t forget the folly of our prime minister playing a game of craps with our constitutional amendments. Call me a naif, but don’t you get the feeling that democracy has taken a holiday. Not that we’ve actually ever had one; I’ve learned this summer that the Iroquois Confederacy invented democracy on this continent before Cartier landed. Resorting to a military answer for ‘an essentiidly polifimi conflict‘ . does not goti eovernrnent make; the Mohawks at Oka were:no more a threat to public secu&y t&n a Pubkc Enemy concert ,-. .I inToronto. *a, The use of executive authority to fulfill the role of lapdog to George Bush is very unbecoming of a Canadian prime minister. How one longs for the integrity of a Trudeau. Lester Pearson must be throwing up in his grave. I hate to say this people, but we’ve been ruled this summer under a distorted, perverse form of Canadian 0ligarchy.I have no chance to rid my country of an inept government for another two years. You begin to wonder if the rest of the world views Canada as a backwater banana republic-thank you IOC. As Gustave Flaubert once said, ‘democracy is not the last word in politics’; the best form of politics is the latest one because it is the worst, and it is always followed by something better. Phillip Chee

Imprint is:

Tales from the darkside In most major newspapers, readers write letters to the editor complaining about a large variety of things that don’t exclusively attack what the paper has published. For example, the Globe and Mail has printed letters almost daily since 1984 that complain about the Prime Minister’s (lack of) <performance. Not so at Imprint. We received and printed one whole letter about Meech Lake. Nothing about Free Trade, the GST, or whatever scandal you can think of. This is why I am titiq yet another comment piece about our I?M.‘s lack of active grey matter. Since Phillip has written about the Oka crisis, 111write about the GST. Now that Mulroney has gone on an appointment binge, giving 15 more of his friends lifetime jobs ($150/day bonus just to show up), the Liberal/Tory ratio is 52/46. There are also four independents, one member of the Reform Party, and one Independent Liberal. Assuming that the last group of six have voting powers, my basic mathematic skills indicate that thirteen more Tory Senators would have to be added to ensure a PC-dominated Senate (by one vote). This would get the GST

through, precluding any surprises, such as Tory senators voting against the tax. To add additional Senators, Mr. Chin Face would have to invoke some strange constitutional power that hasn’t been used for 123 years. There is a lawyer in Guelph who is fighting this, British Columbia is against it, and some tiny hamlet out west has declared themselves a GST-free zone, refusing to pay the GST, should it actually go through. If the courts allow our smooth-taking leader to appoint some more buddies, I have money riding on Sinclair Stevens. Why? He was charged with something like a dozen counts of fraud, and the criminally sane seem to be eligible for the Senate nowadays. As well, he pulled an OlIie North during the trials and kept his mouth shut about any possible involvement B.M. might have had. So Brian owes (S?) S.S. a favour. Even if he does manage to legally appoint more senators, only eight more can be appointed. This would bring the conservative ranks to 54, which might still not be enough, depending upon the voting pattern of the six independents. Oh well.

Editorial Board

The tax itself is perceived by the majority of Canadians as being very screwed up. This was proven by the Senate banking committee which voted to recommend against proceeding with the bill since “Canadians by the m.iIlions asked the Senate to reject” it, according to the committee chairman. Businesses are getting very anxious trying to guess whether or not the Bill will be passed. Mulroney is going to bugger up the economy even more by leaving it this late and, again, not anticipating and/or dealing with any opposition to the proposal. This is apparently the time of year when businesses have to start ordering stuff to put on sale for 1991 and have to take into account any extra costs, such as a 7% tax, for instance. I think a combination of the Mohawk crisis andthe GST are representative of Mulroney’s utter insensitivity and ignorance toward the Canadian people he is supposed to govern. Six years down, two and change to go. And I can guarantee you that it won’t get better. Next week: three of the most effective ways to assassinate world leaders. Dave Thomson

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Education for pornography To the Editor, This is in response to the letter from Marcia Rohter in the September 21 issue of Imp&t entitled ‘Thank-you Imprint”. MS, Rohter chastised the response of the Women’s Centre Co-ordinator and the representative of the Women’s Issue Board to the question of how best to deal with pornography. Ms. Rohter stated thatshe felt their responses were selfrighteous and conservative as well as indicative of sixties knee-jerk reactionary fear. I cannot speak for Ms,Speers but I would like to know if Ms,Rohter even took the time to read my response. Cornpar& as you dare: In the September 14 issue of Imprint, I stated that I had qualms about censorship and preferred educational methods when dealing with pornography. Msaohter states that she is against censorship (the patriarchal tool of bondage) and said “Education is the only real way to solve the problems attributed to parnography.” In other words, Ms. Rohter, our responses were essentially the same. Maybe it’s just a case of knee-jerk reactionary ignorance. In any case, I would like to ’ welcome Ms,Rohter to the Women’s Centre to partake in any of our meetings, events etc. especially if she feels I am not adequately representing her views. Bernie HemId Women’8 centre

The 50% Solution (plug). Years ago, when Badanna Zack’s work “A Female View of Sexuality” Which featured images of penises in variou’s states of turgidity, stores in the Royal Ontario Museum and elsewhere banned the magazine. More recently, when an artist mounted pictures of WLU of a m&WM ti ertion, they also were imn&ately b@ned. &other woman’s art ,disp~y on bow she f& al$out being raped was ghettoized so thaf m&t &ople did not have a &me to see’it. the same is true of thii year’s show in Toronto of women’s reactions to the Montreal massacre. In the Imprint article Virgil Burnett, Paul Done, Stan Fogel ana Murray Shephard are opposed to virhally alI censorship. It is strange that these bold men have, as far as I know, done nothing toward helping to abolish the pervasive censorship of women’s work. Breasts YES, vulvas YES, penises NO. Censorship in/deed.

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Anne In168 Dagg Indepedent Studies Ms. Dagg, a basic fact check could have eliminated some of the false pmumptiuns contained within your letter l%e picture of penetration wffs censored because it is illegal in Untanb and could thenfure, have led to criminalprosacution, NOT because this male damn ‘t favour pictures ,of penises. During the censorship furry. which I presume you did not attend, Stan F~gel explicitly referwd tofeminist erotica and writings about censorship. This man would pr&r nut tu.be included in your lumpen, inaccu!ate generalizations. -ed

We want penises

J. Hagey: (p)revert?

To the Editor,

The recent spread on pornography in Imprint was revealing in more ways than one. There were two or three pictures by and apparently appealing to gay men, one clinical of body parts with those of the male somewhat censored, one of a Japanese couple copulating, and eight sexually explicit pictures of women: Where are the sexually explicit pictures of heterosexual Western men? Where indeed? For some reason these men don’t favour pictures of themselves in vuInerable poses. When men loudly object to censorship, they refer to censorship of men’s work. Women’s work, by contrast, has always been effectively censored, as I describe in my book

I wish to applaud Mr. Hagey for his persistent arguments on censorship. Accordingly, I have moved away from my archaic and prudish views that previously promoted censorship. I am glad thatwomen like Marcia Rohtet (Imprint, Sept 21, “Thank-you Imprint”) lend their support. I have little to give in return, except these few words that I will pass on in hopes of opening some minds. Many people who are opposed to censorship have not so much even opened a porn mag, such as Plajbay. But anyone who has flipped through it knows that here the many forms of art are supported: photographers get practice, and models get experience, and

authors get their first works published. Of course, these magazines consist of more than fiction: these nude spreads are real. But can our own anatomy r&y be so insulting to us? Should we not look upon our ?x@ies as beautiful tools of pleasure? Or must we always be ashamed of the sensual arousal our bodies can bringA3td~th~r~ is another consideration: No one is ,haMirig a gun to their heads, forcing them. to (p)re&m. Ofcourse,thisisn&he~f&rsomeofthe hard-porn. I am sure that both Mr. Hagey and Marica Rohter are fully aware that some of thae hard-porn stars do not always perform voluntarily. Some may begin as early as eight or nine years old, prostituted by parents, foster parents, or others for ‘moan&y’ (sic) gain. Runaway teens, male and female alike, are prostituted by nice people who ‘come’ to their rescue. But this doesn’t mean it should be censored. I mean, are we all not adult enough to censor for ourselves? Who realIy wants - or heeds - a Big Brother-type government to decide for us. Besides,-look at the benefits a censor-free state could bring the country. For without censorship, all types of pornography would be legalized. Comider: our deficit could be paid off quickly, taxes to the individual could drop dramatically, unemployment could all but vanish, and welfare programs could be eliminated. Capital gains would take priority Over any sexual abuse necessarytoaquire these works of art, andour models would be more than compensated for their pains. Are we not all here at university to Iearn how to earn a buck? in the long run, the answer is yes. Fight this with me and the gang: let’s rid ourselves of censorship completely. Let’s open up the doors to our futures. Think of our entrepreneurial adventure together! We could call it Yes Kqinia, there fi’a Santa Claus: he comes HARD AND FAST Thank~you, Mr. Hag&y, for making me see the light. By demanding freedom from censorship, you are promoting the legalization of sexual abuse, of women and men, children and animals equally. And as a riminder (sic)

of this great step forward, you want to give us these works of art to hang over our beds, help ing us dream at nighL Britta Santowski Enslish C-P Mr. Hagq respands: Besideryour appalling and egregious use of puwt-stn&mral vernacular Ms. Gntowski, the vauk of &ith your reasoning makes useof defieg n~rma/rrrhbcination. Equating supportof*:txpWitm tu s~ppmt 0f parnographyand sexualabuse is as insensate and &IJ as inferring that pro-chuicegrtzups advocate abortion. They dun t, they support choice, the &y stand I echo with cmrship. By not banning the sale of ciga~m and alcohol uw govmment does nut,condone or promote their use. They a~ alluwing the hard won liberties in 0~1” Charter of Rights and Frdoms to be enjoyed by us. Eliminating censorship is an extension of the same principle which, I am Iuathe tu state, sofew ofyou, my peers, seem unable to gmsp.

Imprint ain’t grammatical To the mtor, I wish to bring some editorial matters to your attention. If you and your Imprint writers are going to continue with enlightening the student body on controversial issues, then credibility enters into the picture. Therefore, I cringe when I read many articles full of sentence errors that every first year university student should know to avoid. Poor writing skills, despite the brilliance of ideas, destroy your persuasive appeal. Have any of you ever heard about English 109? DhneFai English Grad Student

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It’s hot. It’s the c@+&w+bfu~ p&no dr#?s through the hellishair. Be apartmentis sparse. JU~ente~ thmugh the back door. He opens thetrunk centrestageand nrmmagesthrough it. Holding up Qsequinsgown he admireshimself in the nearby mimer. KM and TESS enter through the@nt door und JUHiVputs the drm down and pours hinzselfadrink uf Scotch. JOHN: Now let’s cut the re-bop! Where is it, Kim? KIM: Why, what ever do you mean, John? JOHN: The balance for Belle Fed, where is it? KIM: (After pouring herself a long glass of bourbon) Don’t worry your little head about it, you beast, there wiII be pIenty for everyone. (She takes a long drink) Now let me be, while I have a nice hot bath. They calm my nerves. (KIM retires to the bathroom and running water is heard.} JOHN: Well thas just fine, fine indeed. Kim is one shrewd lady. TESS: That’s no lady, that’s my sister. (TESS pours herself a tall tumbler of hootch) JOHN: Don’t give me jazz about her, jus teIl me where the papers are on Belle Fed. TESS: All in good time, John.(TESS and JOHN take long drinks) JOHN: But what of our future? Am I to waste away? Am I to suffer the indignities of your torture night and day woman? We lost over a hundred grand on that ole BeIle Fed (JOHN smacks TESS) TESS: You bastard! (TESS smacks JOHN, and then gives him a right hook) KIM(off stage): You love birds enjoying each other? TESS: I’m sorry John, but you get out of control sometimes, You just ain’t never around when me and Kim got to do the heavy plan-

ning. Everything w-ill be fine. It don’t matter that we have Iost Belle Fed, we got Belle Life. JOHN: Huh? TESS: You lout, BelIe Life, Belle StudentLife. It wiIl be a glorious memorial to us and wiII stand forever. JOHN: An how we gonna pay for this great r. L*-.-.:wi ?*w*~ hang? KIM: (Entering in a long &tin &sing gown) That’s the most delicious p, we don’t. They do. JOHN: Are they gonna Buy that? TESS: They1 buy anything we se11 them. They are too busy to give one sweet damn. This year twenty dollars a term, next year thirty, soon theyll be buyin’ us vacations in the islands. Now excuse me, I gotta get some meat for supper. (TESS finishes her drink and leaves. KIM approaches JOHN) KIM: Looks like we’re all alone. JOHN: Hey, get away you witch, get away! (KIM grabs JOHN and he struggles, pathetically) KIM: Drop it tiger, we’ve had this date with each other from the beginning. (John goes Iimp in her arms and the blue piano rises and swells as the curtain falls on this fetid display of animal debauchery.)

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A selection of informative workshops and special guest speakers,such as Dr. Steve Hawley, a NASA astronaut, were the main events. These were broken up by noon-time jazz bands and nightly entertainment, hop.

heard throughout the Kansascampus that weekend! The Kansasexperiencewas something that will not soon be forgotten. It provided our university with many new ideas, and an opportunity to meet new friends. Of course the 90 degree weather also helped to make the trip enjoyable. Upon arriving &tck to the cold Ontario weather, our

byLmrai.neFord Student Alumni Asmciatim The Kansas experience. What else could you call a nightmarish trip consisting of 17 hours of driving in a crowded minivan, followed by four days of entertainment, seminars, and fine dining? That’s what was in store for the six Student Alumni unsuspecting Association (SAA) members. It also proved to be an unforgettable initiation for temporary advisor Bonnie Oberle, who did a fabuious job sparking our enthusiasm while leading us

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After the Kansas convention, the Waterloo SAA members are eagerly awaiting next year’sconvention to be held at UCLA. L,ook out California, here comes the Waterloo SAA!!

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The journey began on September _ the weather’sgreat 12 at 6:OOin the morning, destination Kansas. No, we weren’t looking for Toto. Lawrence, Kansaswas the host Waterloo hosted informal contests of the 1990 SAA/SF International Convention. 125 American and 1 f or our American friends to test their Canadian Universities totaling over Camdiaflnw~u;$dge. Some answers embarrass even 800 people were in attendance. The given UW ambassadors represented the Canadians. One memorable one was to the question, “What is the capital of small but growing portion of Canadian universities i,n the SAA/SF netCanada?” The American answer given was “Kingston.” Not quite, but work. Schools from California, South Florida, Illinois, Washing-ton,and yes, it made our friends from Queen’s University feel important! Americans even Georgia were represented. were not totally lacking in Canadian The international convention is a j tradition though as they knew who yearly event consisting of dancing Bob and Doug McKenzie were- The good times, and workshops. It pro- 11 official Canadian call of Koo Roo Koo Koo Koo Koo Koo Koo was well vides an opportunity for the univer* -

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Only, Chocolate* SddZe Anotkr Daniel, John Wesley - Apstk if England Revival&mQ Mao & Marx bmd Us - Chnkt F&d Us,and many others. JoshuaDaniel is a remarkableman. Almost a year ago, he had a near-fataI heart attack. On Fridav, September 21, he visited our car&us &xl with

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Those who know the man invariably say with a nod of affirmation, ‘He is a man who liv- every message that he preaches. That’s what makes him worth listening to.” Quite simply, Daniel believes that to find practical,genuine solutions to today’s.pfoblems,one must seek the answers in the Jesus Christ of the Bible. Addressing current international issues, Daniel *cDmments: 7-4drdII hasthe Gmhan n&m ken reunited, before fears have already ignited all over Europe . . . We simply do not know how to cross those banks or bridges. We can’t forgive.” ForDaniel, the key to mending past hurts lies in the same Jesus of Joshua Daniel Nazarethwho almost 2,000yearsago -. . . -a rnoto oy t. cjeorge walked the streets of Palestine preaching, healing, and teaching people to love one another and to turn to attributes this to the Iove of Jesus. God for solutions. In his gripping address, Daniel “I have met brothers who live made several statements that some under the sameroof, unable to speak might consider controversial: “If your are going to be so ShaIlOW to each other. I’ve met sons who as to think that the world is going to would not talk to their fathers.” Daniel emphasizesthat this is just Misfy you, dear friend, let me tell you the opposite of what Jesusstandsfor. - you are a very poor kind of thinThere havebeen many greatsonsand ker...” ‘Money is not goirq to do it... daughtersof Canadawho carried this messageof love to the far comers of money and love don’t go together. It’s the earth.‘They rise above the desire ody love that begetslove...and love for easeand luxury and money and commits you for life. professional recognition,” he says. Before his Daniel personally accepts the departure, I had the opportunity to challenge to train people to be active question him about some of my invarious areasof ministry. For more observations. than 25 years,he has been serving as Imprint:Howdoyoufkelabout thefact the principal secretary of the that there are so many thousandsof Laymen’s Evangelical Fellowship studentsattending this univmity, only International. tofind that themaIlelessthan 100pmHe provides opportunity for pro- sentat an eventlike this? fessionalssuch as medical doctors to Daniel: There have been too many serve in what one might ordinarily fellows who have talked big, but prodescribe as less than attractive’ ved to be fraudsand so I can geehow situations. They work with leprosy some people have been turned off, patients,and in remote places. “These who think it’s all a lot of talk But when YOU men who have spent so much the Lord JesusChristreallychqp a money acquiring an education seem person, he says,“I owe something to eagerto serve,” Daniel remarks.How is he able to recruit these men? He @continuedto page 149

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Meech_faiure

Opposition to elitist process

by Jenny Croft Imprint staff

“Quebec is going to go its own way, no matter what English Canada does. The worst thing we can do is to sit backand say, ‘whew, we dodged that bullet; now let’s fo&et ab&iW’ ” This WUI-I~~~ W$S givm,.by %rian Tanguay, professor ofb. pdtical science at W&id puriw ,University on Fri., Sept. 21 ir@e fi& of&series of talks sponsored by the Political Science departmeni at WLU. The subject was “Meech Lake - A PostMortem,” and Prof. Tanguay was joined by Kenneth MeRoberts of York University and Darrell Bricker from the Prime Minister’s office in Ottawa. “Quebec is beginning a process of determining its own destiny, its own , political and constitutional future,” Tanguay said, “and it will be interesting to see if they, with their multibodied parliamentary committee, do reach consensus.” Tanguay said he sympathized with the Quebecois claim that they deserved something along the lines of the accord because it had been promised them in 1980 when Trudeau was desperately fighting the referendum. The Meech accord, however, was not the answer. “Not only did the process lack legitimacy and not only was it an insult to any pretense at Democracy, the accord failed to take into account the legitimate concerns of groups becoming increasingly restive in Canada. A lot of people feel they’ve been left out of the hermetically sealed constitutional process and they’re not going to take it any more.” The process, he said, may be appropriate for electing a pope, but not for amending a constitution. According to Tanguay, the elitist process was exactly the reason Meech . take ought to have failed. “Not onIy was it illegitimate and flawed, but it was an insult to Canadians. To me, the failure uf Meech Lake,” he said, ” means exactly the failure of Federalism; it was a merited fate, and I think we can only applaud it.” He was, however, optimistic about the failure of the accord. “The failure of Meech opens up the possibility of true constitutional reform, a true reworking of the division of power between Ottawa and the regions and the various groups clamoring for some sort of self-determination. If Meech Lake had gone through con-

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stitutional changes of this sort would have been forestalled forever,” he said. Tanguay also asserted that for the first time in English Canada, it appears that the three federal political parties are largely irrelevant in the debate on Canada’s future. “What I think this means,” he said, “is that in order to solve Canada’s political problems~.wti&~ ~~~~s@t M-1 parties 4&J&. 44 J&K@ : L :&ml passing&,~:~ref~&. $j36&3 a A.&WSti~~l~.~,..~:I,,-.; I :; ~:jfJ, &M&t .-*M&Ohrts 1 cd 1i X$fk University said it was conceivable that the process used in working toward an accord might have worked, but that three years of debate did a great amount of damage and effectively undermined the possibtiity of the accord being a vehicle of reconciliation. “But if the object was to have an agreement,” McRoberts said, “I find it hard to imagine another system more 1ikeIy to produce an apeement.” He co;rtended that a constitutional ass ?mbly would be much less likely to I :ach that end, that the chances are greater with the tried and true method, namely, eleven men behind closed doors. “It wasn’t democratic,” he said, “it was an elitist process, but the chances of producing agreement was higher.” According to McRoberts, the accord divided Canadians so powerfully for two reasons: the content of the accord and the process. “In both cases,” he said, “the explanation lies with changes that have occurred in English Canada over the last 10 to 20

serving to make arrangements and procedures that were acceptable 20 years ago no longer acceptable, and that’s the lesson to be drawn from Meech. The content of the accord did not constitute radical change nor were the ideas radically new.” By June, it became a moot point whether the accord was passed, clearly the process of national reconciliation had failed, and it failed because of the widespread opposition it generated. “Quite clearly there was the perception in Quebec that English-speaking opposition to the accord was opposition to Quebec itself,” said McRoberts, “and the remarkable readiness to look at other kinds of arrangements that wouId be an alternative to Federalism.” All three speakers agreed that Bill 178 was fundamental in the breakdown of relationship between and English-speaking Quebec Canada. “We have to ask questions about a law that encourages English witch-hunts which have been occurring since Bill 178,” said Tanguay. DarrelI Bricker of the PMU said that another factor in the breakdown was that no-one believed Quebec’s threat about leaving Federalism in Canada except for the people making it. “In English-speaking Canada, people believed things would remain the same,” he said. “Outside of Quebec it was seen as a good thing that the accord had failed, it could now be put behind us, and we could return to where we were before. That may work here, but not in Quebec, where they want change.” The changes promised so long ago

will not be without its own problems. Tanguay says Quebecois in Quebec have to come to terms with the fact that if they can speak their language of self-determination, that there are communities within their province

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UW Poliq 34, students are recognizd’h be the workers with faculty and staff being supervisors empIoyed by the University of Waterloo. As a result UW is obIigated under W.H.M.I.S. legislation (l3iI.lC70 fededly and Bill 79 provintiy) to ensure thataUhazardous materials are labelled comctIyJwe up-o-date

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on campus and was intended to show various situations specific to a Universitysetting. . The science sessions involve the video, discussion, and a short qGz.

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the H&S coordinator responsible for overseeing the program on campus. According to him, UW is the only university he knows that has undertaken such a program for undergraduate students. Do you think you should have W.H.M.I.S. training? Speak to your supetior, senior lab demonstrator, or employer and tell them you have the right to know.

The -problem of

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Enmeshed as I am in the sciences, with its wonders and fascinating facts constantly keeping me curious, I sometimes take for granted that I must someday learn how to do science. Also taken for granted is that not every student in the sciences is satisfied with the type of teaching they’re receiving in the university. A friend of mine remarked that her biology classes were in short, BORING. I valiantly rushed to the defence of my discipline, fearing another uncalled for attack on the great body of knowledge that I acknowledge as biology and science. Her problem with this idea was that it was just that, a bunch of trivial knowledge that first and second year undergraduates were forced to memorize. About as much fun as watching mould grow (although some mycologists might beg to differ.)

What the AAAS called for is a revised philosophy of teaching. One that emphasizes the understanding of concepts, the learning of the methodology of science, and the awareness that science is a series ol tenative thoughts and contingen! hypotheses dependent on the outcome of new experimental results. 11 is not a hard body of facts but an ephemeral spirit of learning. The teacher has a responsibility to find oui what interests his/her students and exploit those interests to teach methodology. Is this a lazy way to learn. I don? think so. Some might argue that there is limited time to learn everything and it is efficient to just concentrate on becoming a specialist in a particular field. What you get is a studen! with timid thoughts and limited intellectual creativity. The publish-orperish environment reinforces the desire for specialization withoul allowing room for personal growth.

I countered that you do get a sense of learning about concepts in the 400level cou&es. But why b it restricted to upper year courses. There I could not $ve‘ a satisfactory answer. Until now. An editorial by the American Association for the A&ancement of Science, the publishem of the widely-read journal of the trade, Science, led me to some insights. Essentially, the editorial board felt a radical change in the teaching of

This is disheartening because 1 hope most of us in science realize tha nature is not one certifiable conclu sion. Especially in biology, where the

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holism or emergent proprties is i scientists. The old system of, teaching subtext of the daily routine. Reduc science as a body of knowledge, facts, tionism as a methodology is ven and sacrosanct truths, was detrimental to the training of a good scientist. powerful and has bro<&t aboi One can then co%lud& that trying to &eat strides in the accur&lation o absorb an ever-increasing body of I knowledge and the application o technology to solve human pro knowledge crushes any hint of originality in a student. blems. But as a world view, it is veq

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I*cont’d. from page 13*

tive blindness. The history of science can teach us the nightmares of science such as Nazi eugenics or the supedicial. Should scientific teaching be atom bomb or environmental reduced to the history of science. No, degradation. It can guide us to not by any sense. However, it might answers about what to do when faced with the unknown of biotechnology, help give some context for the endeavour called science. It is a call reproductive medicine or superstring theory. for a more liberal education, one that What I’ve noticed in biology at allows forays into philosophy, IiteraWaterloo is the number of students ture, and even theology. The&m? who are not sure what they want to Yes. There is a big myth that says do after they get their degree. If the science is an isolated practice that can idea is to train more competent scienstand alone without recourse to tists, then why are many of my social values, and metaphysics, politics. But that is a short-sighted _ colleagues turning to the teaching option or looking toward getting a view that ignores the reality of selec-

business degree. I~ould say that it might be the fact that science, and the university system as a whole has been yoked to the capitalist-industrialcomplex, right or wrong. This is just one interpretation, but I think the problem is not that black and white. J’.H.Huxley and CRSnow are two thinkers &at have addressed these

issues. Maybe if they were made available to first year students, there might develop some creative answers. Science is not boring. It is just the attitude of those within the system that might need a shot of adrenabne. To borrow a term from postmodem literature, we must befin to deconstruct the sciences.

statementwhenyou said ‘Monqv and lovedon ‘tgo together.“Lsuppo~ many people would say just the opposite.I know a veryfamous singer who said “No money, no love.” How do you explain this statement?

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Daniel: Back in the Bible days, Peter said “Silver and gold I have none, but that which I have, I give thee,” so they had something far more than money right at the start, often they became the disciples of Jesus. You can see it in act&4 life... Two sisters have little love for each other because one goes about in a big limousine and the other perhaps in a jalopy. Now, love and money nevergo together. I was brought up on very little, but I saw my father spending huge sums of money for others... I saw how much he w& spending for people who had a greate; need &an tie. 1 saw love in action, and I know that anything built on money does not last. Only what is built on love will stand. Napoleon

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ThreeUWstudentsattendedthe 4th YouthBuilding theFutureconferencein July 1990at theAmerican Universityin Cairo, Cairo, Eapt. Imprint will be publkhing a series of articlesw&en by thedelegates.ThefuUuwingisthejrxt in the setie3 An ancient Arab proverb which legend &in& the Sphinx adopted as its motto says, “Man fears time but time fears the pyramids.” For more than 4000 years this has been the case but modern man seems determined to help time conquer its only obstacle: the pyramids. Not only the pyramids are endangered. Now the tombs of the pharaohs are in trouble. The polluted air of Cairo bathes the pyramids at Giza in nitric and sulfuric acid. Sewage and detergents percolate up through the desert floor, poisoning the Sphinx. Within the Egyptian Museum of Cairo the antiquities shed gold leaf and wood chips in a priceless scurf. In the Nile Delta, thousands of monuments molder in neglect Upstream, sewage leaves rings on the Temple of Luxor. In the Valley of the Queens, a salty pox has disfigured the tomb of Queen Nefertari. And in the Valley of the Kings, a brown fungus is eating away at the walls of King Tutankhamen’s tomb. The past 70 years of excavation and development have caused more damage on the wonders of ancient Egypt than the 4,000 years that came 1.6 before. Egypt’s population, miLlion at the time of the Old Kingdom (2573-2134 B.C.), has swollen to 55 million today. New villages cling to ancient temple g-rounds and rivers of sewage suck at columns as old as time. With roaring vibrations and a belch of gray exhaust, planes, buses, trains, and river steamers disgorge their mobs of tourists to gawk and paw at an entire country turned tourist destination. Touch the blue or red on an old wall painting in Luxor and 3,000 years of loveliness may come off on your hand. Egypt has perhaps one third of all the world’s ancient monuments yet this heritage is vanishing before our eyes. The old wreckers were armies intent on piHag%’ religious fanatics from both the Christian and Muslim faiths defacing statuary and reliefs, and grave robbers out for gold and jewels. The new are bureaucrats lusting after tourists’ dollars, marks, francs, lira, and yen. Ambition, envy and spite complicate the operations of the Egyptian Antiquities Organization (EAO) . The World Bank pulled out of one project when the EAO could not decide how to spend $5 million to good effect. Backbiting is now endangering a campa&n by the

day. “Sometimes I despair,” he laments. “A solution seems impossible.” If none is found, the results could be catastrophic. Tombs and temples, with their precious hieroglyphs, ranks of sculpture, bas-relief and wall paintings, are now decaying faster than archeoIogists can study them.

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ing to save the wall paintings inside Nefertari’s tomb. But their efforts merely underscore Egypt’s problem. Given its vast number of endangered monuments, Egypt will be unable to devote as much time, money and manpower to save many others. Cairo did not exist 4600 years ago, when the Sphinx first took up its watch on the Giza plateau The cmature has the body of a reclining lion and the face of a man It crouches in a shallow depression near the Great Pyramid of Cheops, a slight smile playing across its disfigured face. It probably served fust to guard the surrounding necropolis, then became associated with Horus of the

Horizon, the sun god. To build the Sphinx, the Egyptians cut limestone 50 million yqm old - rock so poor no Pharaoh would use it for his pyr&nid. For thousands of years drifting sand covered the beast up to its neck In the 9th century AD., a Muslim zealot reputedly hacked off its nose. But the sands protected everything else until the 192Os, when excavators dug it free. Now Sayyid Tewfik, director of the EAO, says the creature “has deteriorated more in thelast50yearsthaninalltheprevious centuries of its existence.” The Arabic name for the Sphinx Abul Hawl - means Father of Tear, but today the fear &for the beast, not

of it. Over the past 20 years, the population of Cairo has jumped from 5 million to 15 million Viiges have crept to within 200 metres of the Sphinx, pouring raw sewage into the desert beneath it. More than a decade ago hoping to harden the monument’s notoriously weak chest, scientists shot it full of chemicals, creating a coating that flaked off and took a layer of mother rock with it. Masons later covered the haunches and paws with 1,700 limestone blocks. But many conservationists today say the stones were probably too big; they distorted the monument’s profile. Water used to mix cement seeped into its limestone inards, activating salts that formed a cancerofcrystals.OmaralArini,an archeological chemist, says, ‘“The monument is now in such a delicate state you only have to sneeze next to it and it begins to flake like a snowstorrd This past summer the EAO discovered that dynamite blasts in quarries nearby were rattling the foundations of the Father of Terror. Two hundred metres away, the solar boat of the Pharaoh Cheops (255 l-2528 B.C.) lies moldering in an air-conditioned boathouse. When Chap built the Great Pyramid as his tomb, he constructed an airtighl pitforanelegantcmfttofer@ssou.l through the heavens. It lay in perfect condition in the pit until its discovery in 1954. Since then it has deteriurated rapidly. Some archeologists believe that - is already too fragile to dismantle and move, but if it stays where it is, within a few decades it will probably fallapart. Eight hundred kilometres up the Nile at Luxor, the tomb of King Tutankhamen is also in danger. During the 192Os, when Howard Carter, the British Egyptologist, first peered into the buried chamber, he saw a dazzling cache of royal housewares, adornments and funerary gear, many ‘of solid gold or covered in gold leaf. Now, at the peak of the tourist season, 3,000 perspiring visitors elbow their way into the small tomb, warming the cool hiilside chamber and exuding 25 pints of perspiration per day. The change in temperature and humidity has nutured a dirty brown fungus to spread across exquisite white, yellow and amber paintings showing the Egyptian gods and priests in Tutankhamen’s funeral procession. “Elegantly decorated walls that we were able to admire 10 years ago have crumbled to dust,” says Kent Weeks, an Egyptologist at the American University in Cairo. Reports of advancing decay now arrive from sites all along the Nile. Some scientists believe the river itself has become a vandal. When the Aswan High Dam was finished in 1970, it harnessed the river’s annual flood; it also brought the water table in the Nile Valley closer to the surface, allowing water to penetrate limestone monuments and activate the salt crystals that ravage them. Others think the rising water-table theory is bunk. They posit the real problem is that new supplies of easily available water have encouraged runaway growth. In the countryside, tie= irrigate their fields more intensively,

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Music, beer and sex

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the most part, caught up in it Not until yesterday’s teens became parents did rock and roll approach the level of lifestyle. Once kids and parents Iisten to the same music, a level of respectability is reached, and the adver&&s realized this Rock and XVI& a lifestyle came to us courtesy of +be advertisers; they harnessed it and sold back to us. Beer has now seized thfz forefront of this commercialization.

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“The only thing that I’ve come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust” - Rocky, Racky HOCW picrure Shuw ‘The primary purpose of advertking technique is to create a lifestyle. And here it is much less important to convince the individual rationauy than to implant in him a certain conception of life.” - Jacques Ellul, T/W T4chno/o&d

Rock and Roll and Rebellion . . .

Society The beer industry has created a separate and wholly autonomous culture; one totally removed from normal human experience, one that has completely subverted the notion of responsibility and perverted the idea of pleasure. Beer, rock ‘n roll, and sex are the chief commodities of the new era. But this question needs to be answered: of the aforementioned trio, which is the prime item? That is, what is really being sold? Answer: none one, but rather all three. We are being sold a lifestyle; and the passive verb construction is intentional.

The methods that the big beer companies use to pIy their wares have become necessary in the world of corporate rock. By sponsoring concerts, festivals, talent contests, and even owning promotion interests (Molson’s just formed such a company with MCA), the beer moguls accomplish various ends, but most importantly, they push their suds. Concerts are quite important for performers; for through them, they interact with their fans, sell merchandise, and get off on the excitement that playing live provides. But the age of corporate rock has seen the price of putting on a concert sky-rocket. Expensive stages, elaborate sets,

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What music’s all about: Molsons. What sex’s all about: Molsons. What beer’s all about: Molsons. only one of those is actually an official sl&n for the Montreal biere company~ but a glance at an ad would leave the viewer wondering The sometimes skihI# and often times hamfisti, attempts at mixing the three themes

into their television spots creates a desensitization in the viewer. This desensitization creates a lirk sex becomes music,musicbecomesbeer. The three are inextricably kinked. How? The compani& focus in on theirtargetrnark&,whichjusthap pens to be the young 20 to 3Oish crowd. Then they pin-point their chieflikes:rock’nrollandsex.Then

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Features mesIikehanpjnp;hannersand including the corni&@% name on the ticket, beer companies have given @e sums of money to help the show get on the road Thus, David Bowie’s Sound Q Vision Tour became ‘Labatt’s presents David Bowie’s Sound F Vision To&‘; and sixnilar~y the rebellious Sinead O’Connor is subjugated to ‘Molson’s/Coca Cola presents Sinead O%OMO& Such billing a&ally found on tickets, leaves one wonderin& as to who really is the star. For when Don King promotes a fight, he promotes himselftooandhasbecomeastaratthe expense of his boxers. Are musicians in danger of c&at@ the same monster? Yes. And it should be noted that beer companies are not alone in this arena. As previously noted, Coca Cola is big in the concert game, and Pioneer brought Madonna to town during the summer of Dick Tracy. A climate of dependence has been created, and Neil Young explored it in his relatively scathing ‘This Note’s For You.” But such concert assistance is not the whole of the problem In a similar vein, beer companies support entire festivals. Here the chance to exploit the music is limitless. Banners everywhere, likely thousands of peaple over a couple days’ period, and a liquor license all add up to a giant promotion The beer companies also support talent contests, such as Black Label (Molson’sKarling OKeef/Elders) assisting CFNY in the past with their modem music search. This action allows the beer companies to progress one giant step forward: instead of identifying performers popular with their target market, they are now afforded the opportunity to make performers popular. They enter the indusq at the lowest level and can both mold the musicians to the beer culture, and dictate what the public will hear. This awesome power will prove more ominous in the future, for it seems now to be in its iIl.klflyAlnd the rock dinosaurs are still around. This week-end Mol.&on’s is presenting a rock and roll talent show on CBC television The winner will “represent” Canada in a similar show in Jgpan, This national exposure, which the bands will no doubt relish, actually attests more to the power of Molson’s than to any musical talent. The concert promotion company is the logical extension of the course of action taken by the brewmeisters. Concerts are the glamourous end of the music business, far from the entry level that the contests provide. It has already been noted that the beer companies assist performers defray the monster costs of live shows, but Molson’s has utilized another tool They now have the means to make money off of the performance by forming a production company with MCA. Thus, besides simply promoting their product and achieving incredible brand recognition, they get a slice of the ticket price. The cure for the performer’s money ills has become a parasite. As well, Labatt’s ownsan interest in Concert Productions International (CPI) and reap the obvious benefits from the huge and many concerts that CPI promotes. With music thus fairly aligned to the weltensching of the beer companies, the forging of a lifestyle begins. Through the raw material of music, beer commercials are shot. The short spots;de&gned to protray sexy youth cavortingtwith beer and each other” to an omnipresent rock and roll soundtrack, create the lifestyle to which we are expected to join. The music used in these commercials re-enforces the corporate rock structure. It tends to be good-time rock and roll; easily recognized songs often performed by cover bands. This creates not only a climate of musical stagnation (vapid enough in itself), but also identifies the product being sold with its means of sales, A cynic might wonder which is the product, but for ease of discussion, beer is. I’hus, a certain beer becomes identified with a certain song, like Labatt’s Dry with La Bamba. In fact, this exploitation is quite deadly to new music; it- keeps _ people

in the past because the beer companies often do not want to take a chance by making an a$ with a nonrecognized song. And therefore they imbue their synthetic lifestyle with tried music. And then they promote concerts. And so on, It seems that exceptions must be made: Depeche Mode was presented by Mohms/Coca Cola, and so was Sinead O’Connor. But the rest of their

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that the beer prcducers have created. Sex is their chief sales tool; not rock and roll. But sex is of necessity piggybacked onto music. Certainly, a television beer advert depends much more on sex than on music: the women and the men are so sexy that their appearance has become a cliche. The beer compatues have to depend on sex more than on mu+c because rock and roll itself depends on sex (the very name “rock and roll” is slang foi intercourse in the back seat of a car). But depending on vvert sexuality would. be a grave error becau23esexistaboo.&peciaIyina visual manner. The advert &r&m have reached the end of the rope, so far, with the ad for Molson’s wildlife campaign fea&g the Fox. That sexist ad has been pulled due to public reaction. Thus, music, the penuhimate tool, becomes the most important tooL And through it, the sexuality that the beer advertisers feel they must use is channeled. The passion and energy of sex is released through the music, and the people do not really notice. And the beer culture is established.

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Luxor Temple exhibits, including the ta& canopic shrine that held the Pharaoh’s internal organs. The delicate ostrichplume fan he used to cool himself in the summer months is &inking and curators dare not move it for fear it will simply crumble into pieces. Because Egypt has so many monuments - and because so many of them are exposed to the elements it takes more than Indiana Jones fantasies to save them.The country does not have the money or the skills to restore tens of tholmds of relics. The EAO has had td pick and choose its starting points, One current project is a five-year campai to save the sphmx. A team tram l!EEs CO, the United Nations agency, recently bombarded the monument with ultrasonic sound waves. The good news was that its head is in no danger of falling, as some had feared. Workers are laying pipes to stem the flow of sewage from the village of NazIet el Sinunan And experts from the Getty Conservation Institute have installed a spindly weather station on the Sphinx% rump to measure wind direction, temperature and humidity. The Getty people have proposed covering the entire site with a huge,

cont’d. from page 15 using fertilizers that leech into exposed monuments. In overcrowded villages and towns, raw sewage forms filthy sumps around magni& zent treasures. Polluted ground water now undermines the Luxor Temple started by Arnenhotep III (1417-1379 B.C.) and enlarged by Rameses II. Several of the temple’s columns now tilt dangerously, supported by hastily erected wooden scaffolding; salt crystals mar @scriptions and paintings, which after 3,400 years still show traces of their original red and blue paint. Some curious tourists rub the paintings, walking away with the colours on their hands. others clamber witlessly over the ruins. Still others use the temple as an open-air pissoii. Even tour guides wander about nicking the walls with the sticks they use as pointers. The damage is slow and insidious. It is difficult to work up a senseofurgencybecausethedestruction takes years. But one day it will be too late. Across the river in western Thebes, near the Valley of tie Queens, the whims of nature threaten the hug&

Rock falls could destroytemple mortuary temple of Queen Hatshe sut, a regent and later king in her own right, who ruled as a F’haraoh 1,500 years before the time of Christ. The monument is built into the side of an unstable hillside of reddish shale and limestone that regularly expand and contract. A few years ago a M-ton chunk of limestone tore away from the mountain and crashed onto the monument below; geoloets say new rock falls could destroy the tem-

ple altogether. Downriver from Cairo, in the Nile Delta, where few tourists go, the problem is different. The region was important from the earliest annals of Egyptian history. For thousands of years warring raiders pillaged its monuments, which ranged from earlier Pharaonic templs and palaces to later Greco-Roman towns and cemeteries. Now an exploding population, land-reclaimation projects and water pollution pose a far greater threat than the invaders who once used stone from the early temples as ballast for their ships. Tens of thousands of sites in this area are in imminent danger, Many sites have

already disappeared and of those remaining many more could vanish. The richest Egyptian treasures, 120,000 of them, are crammed into Cairo’s central museum, which has become the world’s most opulent and most bewildering warehouse. When the museum opened there, it was a masterpiece of turn-of-the-cenhuy elegance. It was built 100 metres from the banks of the Nile in one of the city’s quktest sections, Tahrir Square. There were only a few tourists then, no traffic and no pollution. Today it is anightmare,aeyardforthe artifacts is supposed to preserve. The museum now stands on the busiest square in Cairo. l[ndustrial

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lif~upport tent made from a lightweight, semitransvt material. The rig mounted on rails, would protect the Sphinx from extremes of climate. It could be retracted for part of the day to allow tourists to see the monument. The Giza plateau is probably the most tourist-polluted archeolgi~l site on Earth. The authorities long ago stopped people from climbing to the top of the pyramids, but until now they have imposed few other restrictions. Tourist buses cruise to w&in 50 metres of the pyramids and Sphinx, creating the same problems with vibrations and exhaust that plague the Cairo museum While the outer structures of the pyramids are in no immediate danger, humidity and chemical reactions have attacked their inner chambers. How to stop the deterioration at Giza? Authorities intend to ban all traffic, replacing tarmac roads with _ sand roads like those of the Pharoahs. More radical sorts want to demolish the village of Nazlet eI Simman and move its 70,000 residents to a new location. Disputes over the best way to protect antiquities breed furious arguments. At times the Egyptian

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own worst enemy. It can taIce months to process eve; the simplest form. One request for a special crane needed in Luxor took eight years to be approved. In 1989 the World Bank withdrew a $5 million, low-interest credit after spending 10 fruitless years trying to reach an agreement with the EAO on a plan to protect Tutankhamen’s tomb and other burial chambersgro*Grm&m from tourists. Two c#-“&&*

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Early Christians chiselled features from reliefs in the Philae Temple near Aswan. Philae, one of Egypt% most legendary tourist attractions, was saved from total loss by a rescue etrort whiih relocted it on higher ground.

its toll but efforts are being made to eliminate some obvious problems by spending more of the EAO budget on restoration projects. Even when everthing is going well, it may be possible only to slow decay, not stop it. The Getty Institute and the Egyptian government are also trying to save the 3,200-year-old tomb of Queen Nefertari Wall paintings in brilliant yellows, browns, deep blues and whites show the queen playing chess, farmers at the harvest, vintners plucking grapes, sacred bulls and cows, dogs sporting everyone rendering homage to the Pharaoh. The art work was painted on a thin layer of plaster applied to the limestone -till. Salt crystals have slowly pushed at the plaster, flaking the images away. Over the past two years festorationists have applied 10,000 “bandages” made of transparent Japanese paper to the murals. They cut away portions of the wall, cleaned the rock behind of salt deposits and reapplied the paintings, meticulously replacing thousands of small fragments that had fallen to the floor of the tomb. The team hopes to finish the restoration by, 1992. But when tourists come back, if body sweat once again reactivates the salt, the *continued

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In the Western Desert oasis town of Siwa centuries-old adobe buildings are being abandoned in tavour of concrete block structures despite their additional cost and poorer suitability. In this seMom visited desert outlack of funds result in tombs, temples and oracles deteriorating rapidly.

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xystals will renew their blistering dtack The only sure way of saving the paintings is to keep the tomb closed. I’he EAO says decisions have been made to close the tombs of Mankhamen and those of several others to the public. Soon only pxialists and people prepared to pay a premium entrance fee will be those particular dowed into sancturies. The govemqent may eventually build replica tombs in nearby valleys for ordinary visitors. Sites like Giza, Luxor .and the tombs opposite Luxor could Ix declared national park Illegal squatters could be moved away. To keep humidity levels down in the pyramids, the EAO is studying measures such as restricting the number of visitors each day and closing the monument

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for several months each year. In the meantime, the EAO wants to stop most excavation and to concentrate on recording and restoring existmonuments rather than 43 searching for new ones. But how can Egypt raise hundreds of millions of dollars for this work if few people ever get to see the places that are saved? A riddle - this time for the Sphinx. According-to tradition, a prince once lay down to rest near the buried monument. In a dream, the Sphinx whispered to him: “Save me from the sand.” When the prince completed the task, the Sphinx made him the Pharoah Tuthmosis IV (14014391 B.C.). If it happened today, the Sphinx might well say: “Let the sand bury me, Your highness. Let it bury me.”

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Use UW% Escort Service by Bernie Herold Women’s CelltEe Co-0rdiMtor Since it is the beginning of a new school year, the members of theWomen’s CentraBccl it is extremely important that ti women at the University of -loo be made aware of the pos&ble dangers f&zing them both on and off campus. Although we realize that both men and women are the victims of sexual assault, this article is primarily addressed to women as they make up the overwhelming majority of sexual assault victims. However, we urge both men and women to employ caution in their activities. In order to drive home the point as forcefully as possible, here are but a few relevant statistics: -60% of college-aged males reported that under the right circumstances, they would use force, rape or both in sexual relations with a woman. -stats show that one in four Canadian women is sexually assaulted -one in seven women is raped at some point in her life -one in twelve reported rapes end in pregnancy as a result of the assault. Why does sexual assault occur? It happens when a man thinks his feelings and desires are more important than a woman’s feelings and desires. When a woman (or anybody for that matter) many attackers don’t listen. Some actually believe that their victims secretly want or deserve to be raped. No means no, whatever the situation. ln light of the above-mentioned statistics, we feel that is very important tomake women aware of the precautions they should take in minimizing the risk of being sexually assaulted. The Federation of Students provides a safety van which leaves

University of Waterloo Police and the identify yourseti as female on Feds encourage women to use this maiboxes or doors by using Ms, Miss excellent service which will begin or Mrs.-use initials ie. C. Smith operating on October 1 or shortly instead of Catherine Smith; if conthereafter. The escort team always fronted by an attacker, run away, consists ot two people-if only one shout or use whistles or alarming person arrive§ to escort you, contact deviceslikeEcho(avzaiJableattheUof Security immediatejr.Do not leave wgiftshopinscHfor3499);~ with only one escort. If you are part of the situ&km-if the attacker has a a group of several women, going to weapon or is ph@cally violent, y0u the same location, ptiwi4kh0me maywisht0av0iduskg~~not together to allow other women the carry a weapon-they may be used use of the safety van. It has been my unfortunate lot to , have overheard- such misinformed remarks as “why can’t men get on the van when all these ugly, fat women get on? After all, who’s going to rape them?” When informed of these remarks, Al MacKenzie was shocked and responded that nothing could be further from the truth. Staff Inspector Gord Miller and Staff Sergeant Al Hunter of the Waterloo Regional Police informed us that rape victims range in age from six months to ninety years. The perpetrators of sexual assault attack women regardless of their age, weight, race or physical attractiveness. Rape is about power, NEW FED SERVICE not sex. see8yolJhomesafely The U of W police and the Waterloo Regional Police encourage ! Because students are widely disvictims of assault to report any such incidents. Victims of sexual assault persed throughout Waterloo, the van must realize that they are in no way to 11 drivers will not always be able to take you right to your door but they will blame for the attack. The Women’s make every effort to bring you as Centre and the Waterloo Regional close to your home as possible. The Police offer these precautionary safety van is to be used by women measures: DO NOT WALK HOME who do not live in the following ALONE AT NIGHT; avoid parking areas: Phillip St. townhouses, Marlots, unlit and wooded areas; if you ried Students Apartments, and anyhave a car, check the backseat before you get in and have your keys ready where on campus. We ask students who live in the a-tore- before you approach the vehicle; while at home make sure your winmentioned areas to make use of the University student escort teamdows and doors are locked and that USET. You may contact USE at all entrances are well-lit; if you live alone or with other women, do not extension 3211.Al MacKenzie of the

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Hype,” Public Enemy cannot be accused of being deaf to criticism. The last few times that I have seen them, Chuck D. has made a concerted effort to include the whites in his audience. Professor Griff’s departure has helped the situation appreciably. The last time Public Enemy played the Ttit, it was easily the loosest and most relaxed show of the ones I’ve seen. They played for almost two hours; 30 minutes longer than usual. Further, they $erformed material from the then-unreleased Fear of a

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troversy - the banning and contheir troversy surrounding “Welcome to the Terrordome” single. The lines ” Told the rab to get off the rag/ so-called chosen frozen/ still they got me like Jesus” were, in some sectors, interpreted as evidence of the anti-Semitism of which they have been accused. In the overpoweringly intense atmosphere of a Public Enemy concert, it is surprising that Chuck can communicate anything intelligibly -

tle easier, but his egomania defies the coktivist ethic upon which Public Enemy purports to be based. Ditch him.Chuck! Enough whining* dammit. Public EnemyarestiUhebestmusicalgroup on the planet. Despite the ineffectuality which seems to be imposed by association with a major record label, PE continue to act and speak with force. They continue to be the most original a@ powerful musical group on the planet. I’ve abandoned my qualms about c~nfonning to the standards of lefty political correctness and am content to pump my fist

Karl Wallinger’s, lntercationale ‘s; ;I”t -.,s :., JU?dW.

WaIllinger’s, genius, . readily ‘apparent upon ii&e-?k& to ei&er of t&se albu&, was ma&ed by this live performance. He had the ban&

The Sties feei was not lost on the opening act, however, as San Francisco-based Jelly Fish reeked of psychedelia. Wearini striped beIlbottams and covering the stage with

by Kenton Augerman Imprint staff The newly refurbished Danforth Music HalI played host to Karl Wallinger and the touring version of his World Party when they came to Toronto on September 23. The converted theatre, which seats an estimated 1,500-2,000 people, provided the perfect surroundings in which to be swept away by the passion and excellence of this band. Over the course of eighty-five minutes, Wallinger & Co. spun a ma@ web around the audience, dazzlhg them with selections from both the debut LP phvule Rev&tion and the latest release Gou&ye

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present in new and “The Ship Song” (“the closest he’s ever come to a love son&” in the words of a friend).

There was also no shortage of older material. Most notable was a dramatic readbg (literally) of ‘The Camy,” rendered obscure by the less-thanperfect sound. The Bad Seeds remain as amazing as phenomenal, as ever. Kid Gong> Po&ers took over keyboards tl& time, while Mick Harvey and Blixa Bargeld proved once again equal foils to Cave. (Tho’ Blixa’s vocals on “The Weeping Song” did leave a Me to be desired....)

Of course, Nick Cave was the perpetual focal point of the show. Cave’s doomy themes and songs belie his true vocation in life as an entertainera la Tom Jones. (Yes, Tom Jones). Waving his arms wildly, teetering dangerously on his tiptoes from the edge of the stage, leaping about madly - Cave is at heart a true ham, which makes him the most thrilling gloom merchant around. To say that the crowd responded in kb&,wotkl be an understatement. “Receptive” isn’t the word; “adoring” is more like it. Sadly tho’, Cave was obviously displeased with the venue (seating, not standup) and seemedb begrudge the two encores denaarided of him. “Tupelo” and “&U&n’ on both disappointing. Joe” were nowhere near as.. tense as the originals. However, the classic “Longtime Man” (from Your Fumrd - My T?d, an album I love for its title alone) redeemed them both instantly, as did the minimalistic run through “Black Betty.” All in all, the concert was a truIy entertaining performance, marred only slightly, and disappointing only when compared to Cave’s last (fantastic) appearance in TO.

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quips: “Instant gratification takes too long.‘? Humour is her defense, and she gets to deliver most of the zingers. Although we can see that this tale is one-sided, told from the point-ofview of a heroine who seems to expect our sympathy as her natural biight, it is a pleasure to give in and go along with the deai. The same l+nd of contract with the audience

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the trust of her colleagues. Suzanne is played by Streep, and her character is fun; sardonic, smart, and glib, she has an opinion about everything going on around her, and she’s always muttering something under her breath. (In response to her mother’s criticism that she always wants instant gratification, Suzanne

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falls immesurab@ sho@..of a11boasts and past actlomplishr&$ts. “Black and HuLge”‘is t?te bridge between the world of Hell-o! and that of Scumdogs; although not included on the Hell-o! LP, was the first song f@r which a ,fi&o was filmed. As history would .,..haGe:~,@. t&z reputation for theat&&&#k&~~ ... .;. ,. would earn them stitz16-&&~ &he premier live a& J&t&f. t~+f#+@$~ .:,, wm. :.,aen addd tb &e ;&:!!f &flat ad.’ reappe&$~x~~*gs.: only

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fihgs - not reasons- that make you decide,” sings Broudie on “Pure,” laying the blueprint for the album. Whether the results are ecstatic or miserable, Broudie champions the heart over the head. Howpop can you get? It’s difficult to really describe the Seeds sound without pointing to precedents. The most obvious is the luv vigilanti riffing on”Pure.” And there’s also The ‘Perfect” opener, “All I Want” But the band that comes to mind most is the Tads: there’s the same attention t6 detail here, the same unforgettable hooks, the same offhand majesty. Happily, the Lightning Seeds transcend such comparisons. Cloudcuckoolandis the sum total of British pop in the ‘8Os, and more. Waste no the in hearing it.

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Michael would be there, propped againstthe hood of their ‘73 Ford pickup. So too, would Dan,the drummer _ seated in a deck chair, doublebarreled 3030 Winchester laid across his lap. And finally, big-hearted Bill

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Tof a Iimited singxs package) amply demonstrates their masterful technique when reinterpreting others’ material. Of course, they’re also totally psychotic.

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anestheticto the earsand calming to the mind of all those who experience a it. This is by far the most original ’ soundtrack to emerge in years and refreshing as a breath of air from the heights of Twin Peaks. P.S.Buy this album before mid-terms start; it is the ultimate study music.

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Regular viewers of the series will recognize the ominous “Iaura Palmer’sTheme” and the entrancing “Audrey’s Dance” that will surely stir memories of that character’sbizarre waltz in the middle of the town diner. “Freshly Squeezed” provid,es a sly, sombre beat that is easily recognized and “The Bookhouse Boys” is a trip through the wilderness of the peaks containing a captivating, unpredictable rhythm. JuleeCruise supplies vocalson the three nin-instrumentals and her voice compliments hypnotic Badalamenti’s tranquil score. Her whisper-like accompaniment on “Falling”, the album’s &al track is

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Shadowy Msn On A Shadowy. PIane4,are just now on the verge of becoming really humungous. Their cool name, coo1 videos, and extremely cool instrumental sound are gradually shedding thei.r”altemative” label and are now permeating the musical spheres of Canadians everywhere.The three piece band has been around since1984,and “Instrumental since 1985” (their motto), however Savvy Show Stqqxrs is their first album - a compilation of four EPs released since their formation (and two that were given away here and there). According to the band, almost all six of the EPsmade the top ten on Canada’smajor collegeradio &ions, and it’s more’than likgly that this compilation will be the thing thatll finally get them the attention they deserve.

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9 The Shadowy Men’s musical stvie is almost exclusivelv a fusion of Aifferent types of the &f guitar sound made popular by bands like the Beach Boys and the Ventures and supposedly originated by Duane Eddy (who, being the musical ignoramus I am, I’ve never heard of). The reason it seems pretty hard to review an album by them is that fhey have no equ& there isn’t any valid comparison you can make. Mixed in with this constant wave of guitar twangs are several TV shows, and films, from Get Smart to Those MagnificentMen in their Flying Machines. The album is, more than anything

else, a helluva lot of fun,

from the”wow, that doessound like a chicken” . ._.track . Run . . Chicken-Run1.to the positively subterranean LornDle Complxmlise, to the sing-along Shadowy Countdown, and to the find thirty seconds of tape hiss and some other weird shit. The album lends itself to continuous playing, and it strikes me as the perfect r 1

soundtrack to anybody’s life, assum- place of any lyrics, and thus it is for ing you’re doing nothing more this Toronto trio. It may be too much serious than looking for a pen. It’s not to saythat the ShadowyMen will start bogged down with a social con- a revival of instrumental music, but science, it’s just shallow, vacuous, with the rise of rap music, and the irrelevant, vapid, puerile and gradual bending of the medium of frivolous but I like it. Make no doubt popular music, anything is possible. about it, the band doesn’t deviate TheShadowyMenOnAShadowy much from track to track, so if you’re PIanethave been keeping quite busy kmking for more, or can only stand so for the past five years.In addition to much, it’s probably best to stay away. their EF% and their full-time jobs, Not all mortals can understand the they have also done the soundtracks nature of shadows. for Comic Book Confidential and The My&etious Moon Men of The band is Reid Diamond on bass,, Canada (both of which won Genie Donald Pyle on drums, and Brian awards) and pretty much the only Connelly on guitar. All three were in watchable show on Canadian TV, a band in 1979called CxashKillsFive. The Kids in the HalL (The last song Theyte been extensively reviewed on the album “Having an average and interviewed by lots of magazines, weekend” is the theme song from

New Shadows in the Hall mostly by boneheadswho can’tseem to grasp the concept of an all instrumenti pop band and cont&ally use “shadowy” as an adjective. Diamond explainsthe advantage of strictly instrumental music over music with lyrics by saying that ” . . . the subjectisn’t the singer,the subject isn’t his or her view. Instead the subjectcan be simply atmospheric,or the instruments, or even the person listening. There’s nobody getting between you and the music.” The approachto the ShadowyMen is much the same as for a jazz artist. Nobody asks Miles Davis why he doesn’t have a singer, because it’s assumed that his trumpet takes the

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“Cars”. ‘Zove Will ‘Tear Us Apart”, thoughtolerable, didn’t impress me, and neither did the repetitive opening original item, “Fall Into My Arms”. To be precise, those numbers weren’t performed really badly; the show was just so much better sometimes that I felt a little cheated all the other times. The wonderfully extended B-52’s “Rock bbster” deservedly got people dancing and my pencil scribbling. Heck, I was finally, genuinely, and completely impressed. This is a fun song, and the band professionally had fun with it. Equally well :, rendwed was the more recent B-52’s “Love Shack”. Lttle touches, such as sampled background vocals stolen from the original, brought this performance together. Unquestionably, Out of This Came That was also ’ comfortable conveying the Cure, Talking Heads, and Love & Rockets.

OutofThisCameThat Phil’s Grandson’s Place Thursday, Sept. 2Oth, 1990. by Terry Gauchat Imprint staff The band insists that their name is meaningful. “This” is the result of a year of false starts and personnel changes. “This” is the versatile lead vocalist Rodger Psutka; the reliabIe Dr. Chris Surdykowski on bass and guitar; the methodical Conrad Burek stroking bass and keyboards, the rhythmic Craig Hendry as the drum machine, and the ‘too dynamic for his allocated space’ Alex Verdecchia playing keyboards and screaming backing vocals.

‘mat,” though not flawless, is a pleasingly tight and lively act. “That” is a genre of music they call “classic new wave”. ‘That” is mostly cover versions of older Love & Rockets, Cure, Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, B-52’s, Smiths, Concrete Blonde, and the like. “That” is music that is hard to find in clubs these days and tunes which awaken odd spasms in so&e people’s limbs. ‘That” is adequate and better renditions of quality material - enough to make this band worth searching for. The sound is not technopop. It is energetic, rough, full, and somewhat danceable (the undisputed goal of the band). Although their chosen class of music covers a large spectrum, it is obvious where this group’s strengths and weaknesses lie. Their version of Depeche Mode’s Strange Love was shameful - a well copied chorus, but it had a feeble start and shaky lyrics. The song “Bars” was an accurate but otherwise unremarkable parody of Gary Numan’s classic,

The lead singer is talented vocally and theatrical physically. He has aknack for copying voices from most of the originals that the band covers,but he still takes chances and adds heartfelt auditory variety throughout. It was certainly a friendly atmosphere as Rodger appear&l to know- most of the audience-by their first names. This sure made it easy to bei people to dance, apologize for forgetting lyrics, and defend his colourful outfits while insulting his sound man. Speaking qf sound, the mix could have used some work Alex’s backing vocals and spotlight keyboard parts were inconsistently overpowered by the rest of the group. Even Rodger’s vocals were muddied in the opening number and from time to time thereafter. So they weren’t perfect. However, with my love for their source material I could not help but be well entertained by this refreshing and generally above average show. If you’re into ‘That” kind of music, be sure not to miss ‘“This” band next time around!

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‘but here she is r&&al and not selfconscious. One of the best segments in the film is the number she does at Suzanne’s birthday party; ‘I’m Still Here,” by Stephen Sondheim. You can feel Doris’love of performing, her need for attention, her attitudes about her life and her family. Another good scene occurs when she has to deal with her own mother, an werweening nag- MacLaine shows how vulnerable Doris really is. Dennis Quaid is the young man who takes Suzanne to the hospital, but he only has a few more scenes, so relish the Quaid charisma while you can. Other actors are also under-

was becoming more independent. But mostly, it’s annoying becauseit’s much ado about nothing; Streep even launches into a more spirited reprise during the credits, and Hackman, behind the camera, smiles. Message: She’s Going To Be All Right, She’s Going To Be Great. Perhaps Fisher’s vision has been clouded by thP fact that she herself has not had very demanding roles (Princess Leia, or the chaser of married men in when

Huny Met Sally are examples), or perhaps it’s just her conceit to make this stand-in for h!wmhpg~ly

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humour and the camaraderie that characted the very special A.A. friendships, Mike Nichols’ directorial judgement is off in piddling little ways in this film. His timing is sloppy, he doesn’t remember how to cut a scene at its peak He pushes a joke, goes for an extra beat when you were already laughing enough, and you resent the one fillip too many. There are some very funny bits of dialogue, as well as several witty visual ticks, but Nichols ought to expunge the chaff among the wheat. He doesn’t even exploit the cinematographic talents of Michael Ballhaus; the photography is confined, bland, as in a TV, movie. public than for private.“That must be the most autobiographical statement inthe whole film, because you can see the truth of it in the very texture of

used: Richard Dreyfuss asthe doctor who pumps Suzanne’s stomach and sends her flowers, and Robin Bartlett as the friend from the treatment cenIre. There is a place for cameos such as those by Michael Ontkean and Rob Reiner, but it’s a drag that the characters who should be important to Suzanne are wasted. Gene Hackman’s part, for instance, gives him almost iothing to use, an&he winds up being a mouthpiece, representing consecutively in his two scenes, the outside world and Fisher’s own views. We first see Hackman directing Suzanne in what looks very much like a B-picture. Those lines that she flubs are pretty corny and clich&she’s so intelligent, how can she help but notice? No wonder she wanted to dart into her trailer and do lines that were more to her liking. Incredibly, Fisher doesn’t register how mediocre Suzanne’s career is. In fact, the finale

supports also hurts the movie. Alcoholics Anonymous succeeds, when it does, by providing not only a new philosophy for the addicted to employ in everyday life (their favourite saying is “one day at a time”), but also a therapeutic community of peers. They help each other, because they understand one another in ways the non-addicted cannot fathom. But here, we don’t even realize Suzanne is attending A.A. meetings until the end, when she mentions it to the doctor. It seems

Get out of my way, you walking carpet of Pus~cur~~is a music video Suzanne makes of the song “I’m Checkin’ Out of This Heartbreak Hotel.” Everything is wrong with this little scene (except Blue Rodeo’sback-up). First, the lyrics are another none-too-subtle neon sign flashing out Suzanne’s true feelings. (At her party, she sang ‘You Don’t-Know Me” to her m&her.) Secondly, it makes Doris right again about what is best for her daughter’s career; and we were hoping Suzanne

like she’s getting through her ordeal solely on willpower, or luck. I realize that the policy of anonymity which A.A. cherishes makes it difficult for celebrities to come out and really give the public an idea of how they beat their addictions, that A.A. steadfastly refuses to publicize itself; maybe this is what holds Fisher back But shehad

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Football The wind was a huge factor on punts, creating a difference of 10-15 yards between headwind and tailwind kicking Valentzas averaged 34 yards per punt to Raynard’s 26. Chartier led the ground attack for UW with 140 yards on 21 carries. Bennet carried 11 times for 102 yards and OrvilIe Beckford, sharing his field time with Patai collected 63 yards rushing on 16 runs. Veteran Warrior Marc L&e1 returned seven punts for 56. yards, and teammate Peter Wawrow accumulated 49 yards on five punt returns.

wont’d. from page 1. Rookie quarterback Steve Bennet did a fine job in his first starting role with the Waniors. The southpaw pivot from King City has gained the confidence and experience to put forth a fairly aggressive running game. He ran 102 yards on 11 carries, including a &yard touchdown run. Bennet’s passing stats weren’t “Joe Montana-i&‘, but then again he can’t pass and catch the ball for the receivers too, an element of weakness evident in Saturday’s tilt.

Waterloo opened up the scoring at 12:OB of the first quarter on a 39-yard field goal by place kicker Peter Tchir. After a brief possession by York, the Warriors began a series that brought them all the way to the York four yard line. Then on third down, veteran running back Tom Chartier rushed to inches short of the goal line, and agonizingly close to a first down. Finally, three minutes into the second quarter, the Warriors got their first major when Bennet ran a sweep pattern to the left, weaving 68 yards through the Yeomen secondary for the touchdown. Tchir made the convert and UW had a comfortable 10-O lead. York place kicker George Valentzas tried a field goal from 49 yards out at 5:56, but the inline attempt fell short. In the final minute of the half, Bennet fumbled the ball and cornerback Paul Hilario recovered it for the Yeomen. Unable to break through the Warrior five yard line, York settled for a &yard field goal by V&lentzas and the half time &ore ended up with

yards on Saturday against York despite being plagued with injuries. Waterloo leading 10-3. The most impressive drive of the game came from Waterloo midway through the third quarter. Bennet brought the Warriors 39 yards on eight plays, highlighted by the two consecutive carries of Chartier total& ing 16 yeards. The series ended with fullback Rob Patai hurdling a defensive end from two yards out for the touchdown. With another Tchir convert, it was Waterloo 17, York 3. On the ensuing kickoff, Tchir hoted the ball through the Yeomen endzone for the singIer

Photo by Joanne Sandrin Rookie sensation Gory Delaney weeks, the same fate that Iionel Felix sparked some life into an otherwise met earlier in the year. chilIed 1200 plus Warrior crowd with As the clock wound down to end a solid hit on York pass receiver the third quarter, Tchir kicked a 42Dwayne Paul. Delaney literally picyard field goal. The score, 21-3, for the ked Paul up in the air with the force of black and gold. the collision and carried him back five I Waterloo could not carry the ball yards. up the field in the fourth quarter and was forced to punt from the end zone. Unfortunately moments later, the Instead, punter Mike Raynard crowd was silenced when inside (second overall in punting in the linebacker Bob Casey went down on OUAA) elected to concede the safety a play holding his leg. Casey received touch for better field position, tallying ligament damage just below the knee York’s final two mints in Waterloo’s &d will be sid&!ed for at least three 21-5 victory. ’

The Warriors return to action tomorrow (Saturday, September 29) when they play the O-2 McMaster Marauders in Hamilton, with kickoff slated for 2 pm. Fan buses to the game are being arranged and sold by the Federation of Students. Tickets can be bought at the FED office in the CC. Return ticket and admission to the game is included in the $7 cost The bus will leave from the PAC Saturday at noon. “I realize it’s early, but we’ve got to play better football than we played today, or McMaster will beat us,” warned Knight Warrior defensive secondary coach Chris Triantafilou (never short for words) supplied an early warning for the Marauders tomorrow, ‘There’s three things that you never do: you never spit in the wind, you never tug on Superman’s cape, and you never pass against the Waterloo secondary.” on Thanksgiving weekend, Waterloo travels to Windsor, before retuning home the following week for a T.V. game with the national champion &stem Mustangs. -

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Just before deadline for the Frosh Week issue of Imprint,somebody, I forget who, found out that I was returning to school from the working world and suggested that I write something about the variuos shocks and changes that I was experiencing. Problem was, there were no real shocks, ‘cause I remember what school was like, and there was only one major change: I REALLY wanted to see the Warriors lay a merciless pounding on the York Yeomen. There were two basic reasons for this. First, I really hate York University, both the physical place (which has to be the most inhospitable piece of terrain you ever clapped an eye to, unless youte seen Antartica.) and

ment staff at York like the helmets to the various breeds of mind abuse that pass for campus life. I’m allowed to , fit tight, so that was one hell of a hit. Whoev&r is responsible should takea spewforthsuchnastiness’causeIwas‘ a student at York, back when I yas bow. And so it went, with the younger and less intelligent. My Warriors sticking to the basic power second reason for wishing to view the game, a pounding ground assault pummeIling of the Woe-men is pretty with the occasional pass, just to keep similar. I used to be a Yeoman, but I’m their defense guessing. Sure, it’s predictable and not at alI flashy, but it getting over it quite nicely, thank you. actually Now, I played under the old regime, worked. The Warriors which did have a few positive aspects should have completely dominated York but were plagued by some mento it, but also managed to neatly and completely take all the fun out of tal lapses and some really sloppy playing football. And considering the execution, and gave up a lot of yarstaggering number of Yeomen that dage through penalties(some of which we actually deserved). make it to the C.F.L, I can’t see why 1 bet you thought I wasn’t going to else you’d play for York Oh yeah, I’m not

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i that rarely have 1 seen such lame either. Enough of the venomous cheapofficiating, and I hope that the Athletics Dept. stops payment on the shots, let’s get on with item at hand. The tone of the game was set on the cheques to the refs. I’m not entirely certain, but from my seat, the head openning kick-off when one of our beloved Warriors laid a hit on one referee bore a striking resemblance to Larry, late of the Newhart show. A.Demkiw, boy defensive back, and knocked his helmet off. I happen to Perhaps his backjudges were named Darryl. know from experience that the equip-

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Warriors drop second in a row Warrior

out of danger. It was a dangerous play, because the worst usually hap pens when you’re winning by only two points.

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In this case, it did. A passe1 of players fof both teams collected under the -baB, and Waterloo was tied for o&ides. UW’s wingers backed up, and York put the ball in play from mid-field. Then the Yeomen proceeded to run through the Waterloo defense like water through a sieve. The ball ended up in the hands of Martin Lee, who scored the try easily. Armstrong missed the convert, but Waterloo couldn’t threater in the remaining four minutes,

If their first loss was a disappointment, this one was a iz&-&l heartbreaker. The Warrior rugby squad dropped to O-2 this year with a close loss to the York Yeomen 11-9. Down by seven at the half, the team fought back with three penalty kicks to take the lead, only to have York shred the UW backs for a late try. Small consolation was the junior varsity squad’s demonstration of their depth with a 52-4 garroting of the York second team, even with the game called short because of cruelty. Steve Slater gave a superb performance for the varsity Warriors, single-handedly taking control of the match many times. “Steve was the most valuable player our there today,” says Brian Quistberg head coach. Quistberg also singled out Paul Toon as a leader in the forwards. Nick Nikolakakis, a sensation from last year, returned to the first team for this game, only to have his nose broken partway into the first half. He had to leave the game, and Ashley Richards came into to replace him.. ‘We didn’t use the wind to our Quistberg. advantage,” continued ‘Being down by seven points and getting the wind in the second half is not a bad place to be.” Waterloo proved that with their short-lived secondhalf comeback

This weekend, the Warriors host the defending champions Queen’s Golden Gaels at Columbia Field at 1:00 pm.

Yeu-man resists as Superman tries to carry him off to the Phantom Zone. Saturday’s strong wind was in York’s favour for the first half, during which they built a 7-O lead. Yeoman John Hutchenson struck first, scoring a try in the right comer to make the score 4-0, but Brian Armstrong missed the conversion. Armstrong soon redeemed himself with a kick for post, extending the lead to seven points. In the second half, Waterloo edged back. York tried to extinguish UW’s gaining momentum with their tall number eight man dominating the lineouts and high Waterloo kicks. Though York denied the Warriors a try, Uw was content to take it three points at a time. The diminutive

rookie Edsen Castilho, placed on the first team to boost UW% dismal kicking game, kicked three penalties on as many attempts, the second a monster 45 metre boot (though windassisted). With the third successful kick with about 12 minutes to , play, the Waterloo sideline went nuts, feeling that Waterloo finally had that mountain of momentum. They led 9-7. All of this exhilaration was extinguished with four minutes left. The seemingly innocuous play began when Waterloo back Peter Keir made a high, short kick to try to maintain possession instead of booting the ball

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does not officially begin until this Saturday, two UW boats went to Condon on Sunday, September 23, to brave the Head of the Thames, a 5000 me&race against the clock Crews entered were the Men’s Heavyweight Coxed Four composed of Kevin Blonde, Arne Scojohann, Alan Willemsen, stroke Harry Shnider, and cox Laura Rankin, and the Men’s Lightweight Coxed Four (Stephen

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Sablautnig, Brian Connell, BriaA Jetlah,stroke Stephen Price, and cox Belinda Li).

Weather conditions were less than ideal, with high winds creating, choppy water over most of the course. Both crews finished fourth out of five entries, with Trent’s boats winning both events. UW’s heavies clcxked in at 21:45 (winning time 19:10), while the lightweights rowed the course in: 2232 (tlrmr6ng the 20102).Head coach Dun h&lean was pleased with: b&h races, as both crews have not rowed together for very long. This Saturday marks the bqinning

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[UW runs well i~nternationally) by Linda Hachey

Saturday September 22 turned out to be fine fall rumGng weather as the I

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season and the Warriors picked up momentum. Although the golf course wp soggy from previous rain, the sun shone for part of the day at the i6t.h annual Western Invitational Cross Country Running Meet. The Athenas,led by Jill Francis,ran tough in a field that included seven

A wrong turn leads to disaster for Waterloo rowers.

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that UW athleteswiLlhaveto compete in. bcal boy and freshman, Willie Bassin was the second Warrior in, placing 65th in 35:17. Lou Rand, a senior in his first season with the Warrior team finished in 35:42 good for 73rd place and was closely followed by veteran good for 109th with veteran Linda JeffBarrett five secondslater.Masters student Mark Ferguson made his Hachey right on her heels. The team was comple&d with Daralyn Bates running comeback with a time of and rookies Lisa Whiting and Louise 36:09 (84th) in a strong field which included six U.S. schools. Jouesnard with places 113,114 and Other UW finishers were Brian I16 respectively. On the men’s side, the Warriors Hagemeir (?38th),Dave Thompson (9lst), Paul Sudlow (97th), Gary were led into battle by fourth year Pluim (109th) and Greg Pogue veteran, Paul Ernst. Ernst with a time (112th). of 32:52 was the 3rd Ontario finisher and 14th overall. Next OUAA/OWIAA action is Men’s coach Brent McFarlane

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On Sunday, September 23, the Waterloo soccer Athenas hosted the Windsor Lancers in their third game of the season. The Athenas were up for this game, and showed their determination through excellent team and individual efforts. Waterloo benefitted early on from the wet and windy conditions during the match when the Lancer keeper dipped while trying to pick up a backpass from a Windsor defender, and the ball rolled into the Windsor net. Sarah Boswelt, the last Athena to touch the ball, received credit for the goal* The Lancers, however, wasted no

time in nuking Up for their misfor*tune by scorLng their first goal two minutes later. The first half ended with the score tied at one. The Athenas started the second half off tin the “left” foot - of Anita Toogood, that is. Toogood cracked a strong shot from left wing that crossed to the right corner of the Windsor goal, putting Waterloo in the lead. The Athenas kept the pressure on throughout the second half, with the forwards shooting at every opportunity, and the midfield and fullbacks providing the steady defence to secure the ultimate victory for the Athenas The final score gave Waterloo a hard-fought 2-l win over the Lancers. Waterloo phys down-the-street rivals Laurier on Wednesday, September 26 and on Saturday, September 29, the Athenas host McMaster at 1:OO p.m. at the Columbia Road Field. -

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Cincinnati has probably been the yeriis biggest story. After years of pre-season promises and only second place finishes to show for their efforts, the Reds finally bottomed out last season. A season of severe injuries and the negative leadership of Pete Rose took them to their worst finish in six years. Coming into this season, a great deal of the pressure was off. Few people were expecting much from Cincinnati this season (except for this column where the Reds, Mets, Jays and A’s were picked). A few changes and some healthy players have meant a new winning attitude in Cincinnati LLNJ Piniella has proven to be the we of manager the Reds need, finally bringing harmony to a once disgruntled clubhouse. The addition of Billy Hatcher and Mariano Duncan to the lineup had paid great dividends while rookie Hal Morris is showing he may be one of the game’s great hitters in the years to come. One constant has not changed in Cincinnati. Eric Davis is still the heart and soul of the ball club. After a dismal first half where he was severely hampered by a knee injury, Davis has carried the team through a very inconsistent second half. Despite

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Recent preliminary estimates have been calculated for the participation rates in C-R programs. It was not at all

surpnsmg to nna mat Fapauon is up from 1989, particularly in the ins~ctional and competitive leagues. Overall, competitive and recreational leagues are up from 463 teams entered in fall 1989 to 476 this term, and instructional registration is up from 2117 in 1989 to 2124. With the recent fitness boom and increase in student po@lation, it is not too stunning to find such increases since 1984. However, it was very interesting to find that the female competitive teams have declined in participation rates since ‘84. There were 39 teams entered in fall ‘84 as opposed to a mere 23 entered in fall ‘90. As for the men’s participation rata, they have unsurprisingly increased at a steady rate with 244 to 248 teams entered since fall ‘84. Through consultation with a well reputed recreational expert, I was advised as to the reasons behind these declin ing rates:

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Commodore 64C - with 1571 disk drive and word processing software. Like new / rarely used $250. Call Trevor at 7415296.

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Honda CBX550 - Sport Bike, Excellent condition - ridden 5 summers. Fast, nlmble, also reliabIe for touring: accessories available. $1,200 negotlabIe. 747-0727.

15% off. 746-7160.

RISC/System 6000: include one in next grant proposal. CalI Karin Barrie, IBM Kitchener at 749-7371 for details. IBM your

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Christie -each time I see you I am struck speechless by your beauty and grace. I would love to meet you. - P. Hot Tub parties - Now you can rent for your big event. We deliver and set up. No plumbing required, “For something completely different” call Splash Spa Rentals I-42 I-0958.

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Y.B.F. Wants You: Students excited about sharing in an international student conference in Uppsala, Norway, July 1991 please contact John at 746~OOO2. HHLP WIMP

The futon - the ultimate. convertible sofa-bed, converts from a bed to a sofa in a few simple moves.

Homes&u-e - offers a safe, fully screened introduction service to people interested in shared accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social Planning Council, Region of Waterloo, and the Ministry of Housing, for details call 578-9894.

Furt, professional word processing by University Grad (English). Grammar, spelling, corrections available. Laser printer. Suzanne, 886-3857. 42 KING ST. S., WATERLOO HOURS: Mon. - Fri. 10-9 (across from Waterloo Town Square)

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Jewish students invited to Temple Shalom (Reform) for High Holidays. Phone: 746-4332 ; 743-0401. Students needed for evening work. The University student escort service needs you! To work evenings from 9 p.m. until 2 a.m. $9.00/hr. Apply at the Student Awards Counter, the Registrar’s Office NH. Meet new people and have an exciting nightlife. For more info call Tammy ext. 6305. Tutors needed each term to help International students with conversational English. Contact Sheryl in the International Student Off ice, Needles Hall 2080, across from the Registrar. Friends is a school volunteer program where a child is paired with a volunteer, establishirrg aone-to-on.9 relationship to build the child’s selfesteem and confidehce. Urg@nt need: male and female volunteers.:’ Call 742-4380.

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Volunteers Needed! - volunteers are urgently needed for Oct. 3rd Career Fair. Help greet employers upon arrival. Excellent opportunity to make contact. Contact Linda, Needles Hall, room 1003, ext. 2896.

_ . JI..-‘I%? 8!‘+?-!..&@‘@ ‘I I‘#I’!! h@P~!fi : ,_i K-W C all at 8 regulprty. thrpqghbut &Q $F :,to, upp.m. at KWCMaBm or Aird *’ .I or&&&dtic&%l ‘e@&b JIF’ &ildk ‘I’ Ha,l wLu f ob&&n&e ( &ion;. f ‘I&whiL? ‘fr6-m‘: . Sept. 29 Martin f speAkera- and! te&tti@ to block&es. $! Hu$-ws, Piano. Past&ti,onshave IrM~ded the DjsARMX .’ ,:, . i ; .Jd,+j-:y ^ -~ t-Wife C. lpaign, NATO out .of : Nitassinan student h Adjikr&q9r& at 3ns and on-going solidarity with the 5M4. . students locea$ti e&h$&lty and Christmas Anti-War Toys action, . InlIlt. now in th&Campus Centre. to *st &ht&stic Individual or student l and a continual focus on non-violent you with resume &d I@r writing,, or$janization to promote Spring Break resistance to militarism. For details, call w-3465. -’ ” “*’ interview skills, job search and car, destinations for 199 1. Earn commissions, free trips and valuable work eer planning. W&ch ‘for office hours experience. Apply now! Call Student Tubm n&cd for Spring Term to teach posted and drop in anytime. Visit j@el Service. 1-&IO-265- 1799. English as a second language or Career Services (Nl+ 004 x2494) *. Bemedial English. Contact Paul B&am, Dent. of Enalish or send e-mail message”+ for more info. I we&m Work - the Audio-Visual Centre requires student projectionists for on’ CMS to’ PDBEAM at WATDCS. -l.l day/or evening work. Training is proWaterloo each listing your name, hours Univemity Noonhour Lectmes 1 of contact and preferences in teaching dded. The position pays $6.96/hour. speakers are invited from the Those interested are asked to report to time. University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Engineering 2, Room 2352. No phone Laurier University to ,give lectures at calls please. bed Parenthood Waterloo Region is the Kitche’ner Public Library - Main looking for mature, caring women and Branch. October 1 - The R@e of the Three positions available with a window/ men to volunteer with our agency as door company in Waterloo. Our sates counseflors. We are a commuiinityUniversity in the Community. Dr. department requires 3 outgoing, based pro-choice agency whose focus is U of W, ViceRwer Downer on family planning and sexuality issues. motivated people for suppoe positions. President, Development. Call 743-9360. Duties will include direct advertising and arranging appointments for sales staff. Volunteer Fair ‘90 - is coming to Fairview We offer complete traiing, excellent working conditions, flexible hours and Park on Oct. 19 and 20. If you belong to a wage plus bonuses. If interested please charitable group which would like to apply in person .at 550 Parkside Drive, inform the public about the work you do Vigil - in support of the Mohawk people it A-6F :p@eyioo or cat! 746-4480 for and encourage people. \o ppcome in Kahnawake and Kahnasatake.7:30 8 _ re info.; . .,*’ involved as volunteers, $&#i#$%v&h to “3” . . p.m. at the firepit between Conrad Grebel participate. For -kirthTin&Mti, call .1 -- 1 r *‘- . .. and Ring Road. For more info call 576the Volunteer Pl~~S~~ice at 742,., <-: ,~~,..~’ 0504 or 884-l 177. Sponsoreg by the 8610. Student Christian Movement. Our off ice is now I&ted at BS’C&*line St. S. in Waterloo, behind Waterloo Town w-r-3 Experienced Twist will take care of all Square. If you have a few hours that you can share as a volunteer, call 742-8610. your typing needs. Fast efficient service. Classical Chamber Music 12:30 p.m. at we can’t do without Volunteers . . . Westmount-Erb area. Phone 886-7 153. 35 years experience; -95 d.s.p. typewritten; $1.25 d.s.p. Word Processor. Erb and Westmount area. Call 743-3342.

EXPIRES: Oct. 6190

Career Fair Wednesday, Oct. 3 PAC Main Gym, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. All students meet informally with 92 ranging from Mcorganizations, Donald’s, Hospital for Sick Children and such agencies as CUSO.

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and pledge sheets, call Lisa 7464073 or Marc 884-3465 or 5788457.

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Gary’s Moving - residential, small or large jobs, in town or out-of-town, students

Great Music, Super Sound call Rhythm Rob’s Disc Jockey Services, collect (4 16) 546-5538. Member Canadian Disc Jockey Association. Very Reasonable

Birthright 579-3990.

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Words for Money. Quality word processing and graphics. Postscript Laser Printer. Free pickup and delivery. $2.50 per page. 742-43 15.

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ter quality. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports, etc. Pickup and , delivery arranged. Call Diane 576-

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K-W Newcomers - is a new womens social group to meet other new comers. Call747-1658-firstwed. of monthat rink

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Chamber Music Society Trio: Julia Dickson, violin ; Chris Sharpe, cello ; Sydney

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Bulman-Fleming, Contact Eleanor ext. 26.

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Walk Peace For - Nitassinan Walkathon from Kitchener to Guelph Sat. Oct. 6. Leaves from Speaker’s Corner, Kitchener, IO:00 a.m. Proceeds will besplit between Freedom Walk and group of Walker’s choice. Public speaking event will be held Thurs. Oct. 4, 7:30 p.m., St. John’s Anglican, Kitchener. For information

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rnnesty International Group 9 meet at Kitchener Public Library’s room. Anna Hemmendinger on her as Refugee Concerns Co-ordinator Ontario. New members at 7:00 meeting at 7:30. For information call 1850 or 893-1449.

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Beth Workshops These 50ninute workshops are designed ximarily for students who wish to nake more effective use of the Libary. History 12:30 p.m. & Accountng 1:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk,Dana Porter Library. NY,-4 bearch Workshops: these 50ninute workshops are designed jrimarily for students who wish to nake more effective use of the Libary. Economics, lo:30 a.m. & Psy:hology 11:30 a.m. Meet at the nformation Desk, Dana Porter Abrary.

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employers. Dates: Tues. Oct. 9, 3:30-4:30 ; Wed. Oct. 31, 12:301:30. Informational Interviews / Netwo&ng (1 hour) - finding out about jobs to make career decisions/ discovering job openings. Dates: Thurs. Oct. 11, &OO-9:OO p.m., ; Tues. Nov. 6, 11:30-l 2:30.

Resume W&Q (1 ho’ur) - techniques for writing,an effective resume. Dates: Mon. Oct. 1, 12:30-I:30 ; Tues. Oct.2,3:30-4:30 ; Thurs. Oct. 4,11:30- 12:30 ; Wed. Oct. 10,3:304:30 ; Mon. Oct. 15, 10:30-l 1:30 ; Tues. Oct. 16, 7:00-8:00 p.m. ; Fri. Oct. 19, 2:30-3:30 ; Mon. Nov. 5, 11:30-t 2:30 ; Wed. Nov. 7, 6:007:00 p.m. Resume Critiquing (1 hour) - bring your own resume for analysis by the group. Dates: Tues. Oct. 16, 11:3012130 ; Mon. Nov. 12, 11:3012:30.

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SkiUs I (1 hour) - tips on Intetiew how to prepare effectively for a job interview. Dates: Thurs. Oct. 4,6:007:00 p,m. ; Tues. Oct. 9, 11:3012:30 ; Wed. Oct. 17, 10:30-l 1:30 ; Mon. Nov. 5,3:30-4:30 ; Teus. Nov. 13, 12:30-1:30.

.ibrary. Interview Skis II (1 hour) “Hands-on” session where you can BBP ’ practice” ansbV&ing*:’ c.-@~Btbns I, usually aska in in~eivbvs. Dates: nwwms ‘+-c,, Thurs, Ott, 4, t:OO-8:OOp.m. ; Tues. Oct. 9, t2:30-130 ; wed. Oct. 17, 11:30-1230 ; Mon. Nov. 5, 4:30haada !3btdl@ Ramval6: students isilgibk for renewals of 5:30 ; Tues. Nov. 13, 1:30-2:30. buMa Scholarshi@ are advised Intemiew Skilb III (1 hour) - p&l 7at the cheques are now available. tice selling your skills. Dates: Thurs. hlist of eligible students is posted in Oct. 11, 11:30-1230 ; WEd. Nov. 7, 76&dent Awards Office and che3:30-4:30. pea may also be picked up there.

~pliatim fwms and further inforlation please contact the Student iwards Office, 2nd floor, Needles {all. CARRIR PLAwwtwo & 408 IrRCH WORK8WOPS

PALL 1990 Sign-up sheets and workshop pre>aration handouts available in Carter Services, NH 1001, the week xior to workshop. Classesheld in iIH302cJ. Yanning for a Career (1 hour) - the oundation upon which al/ job ;earch activities are based. Dates: Jon. Oct. 1, 11:30-12130 ; Thurs. ht. 11,7:00-8:OO p.m., ; Tues. Oct.

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Youraelf in the Job lnter-

view (2 112 hours) - expressing yourself more successfully and overcoming personal difficulties. Dates: Thurs. Oct. 25, 6:30-9:00 p.m., NH3001 ; WEd. Nov. 14,3:306:00, NH3001.

the Job Search

“Hands-on” workshop for graduating students. Sat. Oct. 27 - 10:30- 12:30 - determining your interests and strengths ; 12:30-l :OO- bring 1unch ; 1:OO-2:45 - researching

occupations

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Career Resource Centre ; 3:00-5:00 - selling your qualifications in a resume and interview.

USA3. CANADA 1. Did ~NJ know that the zwuage American donates three times more to charity than the average

Preparing for Graduating Students Interviews, 1991 OrientatioIi Sessions Fri. Sept. 28 - 1:30-4:30 p.m., regular and co-op Science ; preregister in ESC 252.

Canadian? And it’s not because they earn more money either.

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Fri. Nov. 2. S&U&~ S~OM - Sat. Nov. 10 NH 1020 - lO:OO-11:30 - Knowing

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Yourself/Occupations, Resume Writing ; 12:00- I:30 - Interview Skills I ; 2:00-4:00 - REsume/ACClS Checks (come anytime during the

Lavmen’s EvwceiicaI Fellowship SibleH Stbdy. DC13a at 7:30 pm.* AH are welcome. For more information, call 6645712. I hymen’s &aq@cal Fellowship even- FASS Wxiberr Meetings - come be a part ing service. 7:00 pm. at 163 University of the crew who write that crazy yearly Ave. W. (MSA), apt 321. All are welcome. show. Everyone welcome (we mean it}. -. 7:30 p.m. MC5158. For more information, call 884-5712. 1. MY

ChH!rR ewurce Centre - Sat. hours

- Employer files/directories and career planning/job search materials to help you when preparing job applications. Sat. Nov. 10, 11:303:30, NH 1115.

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FASS Wrilm Meetings - those crazy Amnc+tyIntcnutionrl-writefor Human writers are at it again, and they want YOU. Rights at 7130 in CCl35. Everyone

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Additional

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Career Reswrce Centre - Open Sat. Sept. 29, lO:OO-2100; Oct. 27 & Nov. 10, 11:30-3:30. Ask about evening hours.

care!er Fair - wed. Oct. 3, lO:OO4:00, PAC Main Gym. ’ Edtaah Wd - Oct. 1549 ; Faculty of Education Tail+ Ott; 15 17, “Teaching fibm a Tewher’s Perspbctive” - Oct. 18,3:30-5:30. . Entzy4evel

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vice Exams, Oct. 20 ; Careers in the foreign Service, Oct. 4,12:30- 1130, El -3522. MBA Day, Oct. 23, 9:00- 12:00, Campus Centre. Canada Cveer We - “start to finish” Oct. 29-Nov, 2 ; Hospitality

Careers, Oct. 30, 3:30-4:30, NH 1020 ; Environmental Careers, Nov. 1, 6:00-7:00 p.m., NH1020 *“Shadow for a Day” Draw, Nov. 2. I

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I%mne of Dcba&a meets in Physics 313 at 530 p.m. New members will be Welcomed ecstatically. Come out and argue with us!

wOmyn$ GIVIUP - meets in CC 135 at 8:30 pm. Come Out and enjoy movie nnights, e&xational evenings, dances, road trips and casual discussions. For weekly events call.884-GLOW or f&3&1to “Leaping Lesbians” on CKMS, 94.5 FM, w*

bagel Bmch every Tbaday horn 11:30 am. to 1:30 pm. in the Cempus “hmu &d be a part of the Caribbean Centre - Check with Turnkeys for the Students Association (CSA) every Tues- rOOmnumber . term. See you there!” Jam Night welcomes dl at 8:30 p.m . - 1:OO a.m., Pub (Engineering) licensed. CPH 1337. Contact Eng. Sot., ext. , MUY

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Workplace (1 l/2 hours) - analyzing organizational climate, informally sharing ideas. Dates: Tues.Oct. 2, 11:30-1:oO. Special Saturday Workshopa - your are encourage! tp cqme for the day: bring a.bpg,lyx$,-~ 7TTs

Instead of the usual coffeehouses GLLOW (Gayand Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo) will be planning special and weekly events throughout the summer term. Everyone is welcome to join in. Watch this column for upcoming dates, and call 884-GLOW for currentinfo.

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NH1020 -j ?50:3O+%XI - Planning for a Career, Principles of Job Search ; 12130-l :30 - tiesume Writing ; 1:30-2:30 - Letter’ Writing ; 2:45-3:45 - Interview Skills I ; 3:454:45 - Interview Skills II.

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Thc studknt cm meets to discuss issues of injustice. The SCM is an ecumen’~l group that H challenges people to live out their faith in action. For more information call Sheri at 74 I-0892 or Garth at 884-7 130.

IO, 12:30- 1:30, ; Tues. Nov. 6, /0:30-l 1:30. ob Search (1 hour) - a lock at creaive and traditional methods of findng jobs. Dates: Thurs. Nov. 8, &30-430 ; Wed. Nov. 28, 11:30I2:30.

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DO YOUthink you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can help. Weekly meetings open to tie public held in the Health & Safety Building -Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on -Dhcuahun Group. Meetsevery Fridays at 12:30 pm. or call 742-6183. Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:OO pm. at Global Community Centre in Waterloo. Chinese CM&an Fellowship meetings Topic and group varyweekly so that all every Friday at 7:00 pm. at WLU sem women are welcome anytime, For more inary building, room 201. Contact Mike Liu at 747-4065 for rides. information ext. 3457 or 578-3456.

Women: Reco@hg kc (hercorning Barriers to Success in the

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Letter Writing (1 hour) - an important key for getting your job. Dates: Mon. Oct. 1, 1:30-2:30 ; Tues. Oct. iocMogy Rawarch workshop: 2, 4:30-5:30 ; Thurs. Oct. 4, 12:300:30 a.m, 5O-minute workshop 1:30 ; wed. Oct. 10, 4:30-5:30 ; uithreference sources in Sociology Mon. Oct. 15, lf:30-12:30 ; Tues. uill be emphasized. Meet at the Oct. 16,8:00-9:OO p.m. ; Mon. Nov. nformation Desk, Dana Porter 5, 12130-l :30 ; Wed. Nov. 7, 7:00Abrary. ‘8:OOp.m.

workshop: tecreation~ 0:30 a.m. m-minute workshop vith reference sources in Recreaon will be emphasized. Meet at the nformation Desk, Dana Porter

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