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Last week’s Accounting Student Education Contribution @SEC) referendum has been declared null and void and another vote has been scheduled for Oct. 17 and U&1990. Scott Timson, Chief Returns C%cer of the referendum, declared the vote moot in a Sept 28 letter to all accounting students, the Federation

of Students, and the School of Accwntancy (seebox to the right). The on-campus voting for the new referendum will take place on Oct. 17

and 18, but the ballots will not be counted until the end of Oct. 14 to allow two weeks for mailout ballots to be returned. The mailout for the second referendum was delayed until today (Friday) to allow the “No” side of the debate to prepare inserts explaining its argument. Timson’s decision followed a meeting on Thursday, Sept. 27 between himself, Federation liaison Lmnne O%nrte& Wo” organizer Chris Maher, and “Yes” representatives Gary Chting and Patrick Lang. At the meeting Maher restated her concerns about the handling of the referendum and argued

that its results should be deemed invalid. By the end of the meeting Timson had been given three options. He could continue with the referendum and take the results to the Federation Students’ Council, seal the ballot boxes and ask the Council for a decision how to proceed, or declare the referendum null and void. By the next day, he had chosen the third OptiOn.

To remove ail possible appearance of bias, a representative of the Federation of Students will choose the Chief Returns Officer for the new referendum from outside of the ASA.

1ASEC chair responds to +NOy9forces f: Despite the sealed ballot boxes! iSEC committee chairperson Marc Chiang still sees optimism ire the voided referendum. 51.4 percent of th8 approximately 1,000 accounting students gn campus vote4 in the referendum. The response of the 350 students on workterms is not kn0Wl-L

“This is the largest turnout for a student referendum in the history of UW, as far as I know,” Chiang told Imprint. “It certainly shows that the fee is an important issue for accounting students.” By comparison, the _ referendum that brought in the engineering extra fee had a turnout of 39 and 34 percent for the two societies. Chiang also wanted to stress the issue at hand: whether or not the ASEC fee is a good idea. ‘@TheASEC isn’t just a student contribution. It’s also meant to encourage other private donors to contribute by showing student commitment to the issue of underfunding. Eventually, we won’t be paying for all of the benefits that we will be enjoying.”

In discussion with Imprint, Chiang responded to many of Chris Maher’s ailegatior& reported in last IV&& paper. First, he pointed out that the #EC ‘.committee’s promotional ’ expenses hill not be paid,for by,the. fee. ‘“lhe &p&&s, mCli;ding t-&i&,’ buttons, and pizza, are being paid for out of a -private fund created by students, alumni, and some C.A.

debate. Imprint contacted ASEC committee treasurer Janice Wright and she said that Chiang had @struttd her not to release fin8ncti infc#mation without his authorization. r +.Chiang reacted strongly to the implication by Maher that the ASEC committee had used scare tactics to win support, telling students that two courses necessary for their professional designation could not be offered without the ASEC fund. ‘Without ASEC, those course may Largest turnout for not be available,” he said. ‘The facts are very scary; we’re presenting the studentreferendum facts as they are.” He went on to say that the Dean of Arts has granted one year of reserve money to allow the (Chartered accountancy) firms,” School of Accountancy to offer the Chiang said. When asked, he said that courses. he did not know how much money Chiang also criticized the amount had been spent so far on promotions, of time taken by the Federation to or how much would be spent. approve the referendum policy. “Our ‘There are a number of costs still to draft of the policies and procedures come in, so I couldn’t even give a were in the hands of the Feds and ballpark figure,” said Chiang. He did Scott (Timson) on August 31.” The say that the School of Accountancy Federation did not approve the plan has not committed any funds to the until Sept. 16, and the ASEC commitpromotion of either side of the tee sent the first mailout on Sept. 5.

Green. universities could best live sustainably were ones that could not read. The only segment of present day North American society that even corn& close to living David Orr of Oberlin College sustamably is the Amish people, and opened the “Not Another Green they don’t read a great deal.” Week” events on Monday with a talk On- showed his wide range of about the role of the university, and of knowledge, drawing examples from education in general, in environmenpolitical science, socioltigy, and literatal and social change. ture. “A literary example of what we “The student of today must be are going through today could be bilingual, even trilingual,” said Orr, Marlowe’s Faust or Mary Shelley’s the founder of the Campus and the Frankenstein In Frankenstein, it’s not Biosphere project at Oberlin. “All the monster that is dangerous; it’s the students should be familiar with the doctor who created it.” language of science and the language Orr named a number of myths that of the humanities” he wished to debunk, .starting with &r’s experience as an educator the myth that ignorance is a solvable have led him to some surprisingly thing. To disprove this tenet of liberal negative opinions of education He humanist ideology, he used the points out that the environmental invention of chloro-fluorocarbons in problems of the earth have all been 1a2l-l decl by the educated first world _.* ,‘yi 1929 tsome tientists may have nations. ‘These are not, the work of debated th;? effects of CFCsupon the ignorant people,” he says. ‘In the his.ozone layer or the atmosphere in tory of the world, the civilizations that b. *. ‘general, but it would have been an - ‘I

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academic debate because dFCs didn’t exist.” Once they were invented, Orr argued, our ignorance about their longterm effects ceased b&g arme trivia and became “poteqtially tiorld-damaging ignorance.” ’ ’ “Ignorance and howledge are-not parts of a zero-sum. equation. The salience of our ignorance grows with our knowledge.” A myth related to this is that knowledge is steadily and surely increasing. Orr argues that important knowledge, the kind that is about how to live well in the world, is doing exactly the opposite. “The Amish know

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‘Timsotfs Letter To=All Accountings?udknts, thel%dkztiun uf Siut&n~ the Skhtx?iCrfAccoun;tancy Fmm: Scott lawn, Chief R.etu?ns Qj!ker - AccountingStudentEducutiun Contribution R@wndum (@SEC) After a great deal of deliberation, I

have dedared the Accounthg Student Education Contribution Ref-

individd A formal orgar&tional meeting was not held after the documentwasproposed,andasaresult, any opposition did not have the opportunity to present itself. I believe that the begiming of this campaign startd wi+i ,the ,aqsumP tion that there would be no ~pposition In any referendum, this is a misconceived ,notion. w assumption caused mistakes that have resulted in this decision to nullify the

erendum null and void. Vote. Although there are additional As the impartial Chief Returns Officer, it is my duty to ensure that a minor problems with the referendum, I feel that the above ones are the fair referendum is run and all policies ones of greatest importance. Reafand procedures are followed. Due to firming my previous point, this decithe concerns raised by the opposition sion,was very~lt to make. I feel side, and a careful analysis of these that I would not be comfortable with concerns by myself, I could not see allowing this referendum to proceed how the referendum could proceed because any deviation from policy without losing credibility. and procedures results in the loss of One of theL major faults of the referendum was the e of ballots credibility of a fair referendum. %fter the c&&%f the referendum at to off-pus &&nts. % addition to this procedure being completed ‘:.-4:OO p.m.- on Thursday, September 27,1990, the Federation of Students before the Federation council had were in possession of the locked approved the ASEC Referendum ballot box, and the ballots were not Policy, the opposition did not have counted. I have decided that the the opportunity to include an opposicounting of the ballots would provide tion statement in the n&l-out no useful information and for’ that I feel that policies were carelessly reason the ballots will be destroyed. overlooked bv many different

WATGREEN+ fromtheUWNewsB~u

A “new and significant” environmental iniktive called the W Greening of the Campus Project was launched today by UW president Dougwq#tThe project will use the campus as a laboratory, with environmental studies and systems design students looking at ways ,to ‘“uncover and develop methods that the university canuseinmanagingitsimpactonthe environment,” Wright said. WW has been a leader in Canada in environmental teaching and research for more than 20 years. (The Faculty of Er@ronmental Studies was founded in 1969 and has brought together experts who have educated students about interacting in a positive way with the physical, natural, and social environments.) Calling it a “significant new initiative” in the study of waste management, Wright said the project, combined with what is being done using traditional means, “will allow this university to transform itself into a showcase campus of environmental responsibility.” TO be known as WATGREEN, the project will develop new methods and techniques.through which the university can cost-effectively reduce

the environmental impacts of its activities. Selected students in the two fixdies will work under the direction of professors tid in co-operation with plant operations personneI to develop better ways of handling environtnental challenges.

Initial research projects +vill focus on energy, materials, waster, water, food, and chemicals. Various experiments will use classroom methods to identify techniques in cam* waste and resource manage-

ment Several student projects are already being planned and include investigations into cornposting, waste water recycling, better building designs, and solar thermal ap pkations for water heating, as well as numerous recycling in#i$tives. In this way, students will “learn imp-ortant skills increasingly needed in the workplace,” Wright said. In the future, these UW students will be among Canada’s most knowledgeable experts on was‘te management and environmen@ pmctises, he added. This new initiative was proposed by several professors and a representative of WFIRG. j As well, it was recently announced the UW will hire a full-time waste management coordinator - one of the recommendations of the Waste Management Task Force. Other measures already in place are white paper recycling in every office, bottle and can recycling ‘XugA-Mugs” that are replacing foam cups, an expansion of blue box recycling to student

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Horrie and Native. Land c gress (ANC) and its struggles for sovereignty. predictably, her speech drew many parallels between the ANC the AFN. ‘We are First Nations people too,” she told demonstrators while explaining the plight of aboriginal peoples in her country. “Fighting for justice and equality is something we all share in common.” On the surface, her comparison of the ANC and the AFN may seem absurd. However, it is undeniable that there are many striking similarities between the two groups. For example, both are political organizations of indigenous peoples who have lost control of their land to European- r based colonies. And both groups, having reached a certain degree of literacy, are attempting to regain some control over themselves and their land. Also, both the ANC and the AFN have taken up arms against the established government in defense of their demands. Canadian aboriginals have always argued that they are victims of white domination. Words like racism and genocide are often used in their descriptions of their situation

by vler Shaw Imprint staff On Monday Sept. 24, the day parliament reconvened, hundreds of demonstrators gathered qn Parliament Hill in Ottawa to rally in support of aboriginal peoples across Canada,focusing of course on the Mohawks of Kane&&e. Native groups from as far as Manitoba and Alberta were present to express their displeasure with the Mulroney government’s handling of the Kanesatake crisis and of native issues in general. Many protesters representing nonnative or-g&&ations tie the United Church of Canada and Ryerson University also added their numbers to the crowd. The throng was addressed by various political representatives including opposition leader Herb Gray, NDP leader Audrey McLaughlin and Assembly of First Nations (AFN) National Chief George Erasmus, One especially notable speaker on Monday was South African visitor Vanessa Matthews. She is a native South African and wetsrepresenting the African National Con-

in Canada. However, the general consensus among non-native Canadians seems to be that charges of this type are sensationalist and inflammatory. The standard non-native platform argues that Indians are taxexempt, enjoy free post-secondary education, and are the largest landowners in the country and, that they should be grateful for this.

them with corrective subsidies. One of the earliest treaties to recognize the sovereignty of North American Indians, the Royal Proclamation of 1763, reflects this idea. The purpose of the proclamation was not to give rights to the First Nations but to give rights to the European settlers. Hence this statement by Chief JoeMathias at the Meeting of Ministers in Ottawa in 1986: ‘The constitu-

Both the ANC and the AF’N are political organizationsof indigenous peoples who have lost control of their land to European-based colonies. Firstly, the land ownership argument is simply propaganda recently perpetuated by Mr. Mulroney. The AFN has legally recognized title to less than one half of one

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News l cont’d. from page 4+ between the ANC and the MN. The siege aat recently took place in Kanesatake was perpetuated by Mulroney’s adamant refusal to negotiate with the Mohawk Warriors while they were armed. He defended his position with an official government policy that stated that the Canadian government would in no way deal with any civilians who took up arms against the government in response to political conflicts. This all seems perfectly viable until one recalls that the Canadian government actively supports, via econo&c sanctions against an established government, an organization of civilians who have taken up arms in response to political conflicts. Namely, the African National Congress. So just what is the officia1 government policy in dealing with armed civilians? Good question. It would appear that the sanctity the Canadian government displays in international affairs does not extend to its own people. The current government has already proven, in its move to compensate JapaneseCanadians who were wrongfully incarcerated in Canada during the second world war, that it is willing to take responsibility for injustices it was not directly responsible for. Why then does this same government only have hostility and hypocrisy to offer to the original inhabitants of this country? The Canadian government now has an opportunity to deal justly and honourably with the sovereign native population of this country. It is imperative that Canada, before exporting more of its divine philanthropy, take advantage of this oppor-

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First Wilf s then the turret The debut of the program coincides with Alcohol Awareness Week. The responsible drirGng group on campus, BACCHUS, is part of a nation-wide organization on university and college campuses which promotes alcohol awareness through different events and activities. The rest of the week consists of a panel discussion on Monday, a breathalyzer in the pub on Thursday, a mock car crash somewhere on campus, and various displays by BACCHUS and the K-W police in WLUs Concourse. These events represent a sincere commitment by university students to promote the responsible use of alcohol while on and off campus.

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Anti-niaaer While censorship is a serious and controversial issue, lately the idea of censorship has been confused with that of pornography - as though the two were mutually interchangeable. They are not. I would like to discuss one example of censorship and use it to support the thesis that censorship never helps the oppressed, that censorship is only ever a tool of the dominant class and/or ideology of the time. Recently, the censorship of rap music has received a bunch of press thanks to the banning of 2 Live Crew and the various harrassments that have been suffered by Public Enemy. While these are the most ham&ted examples of threatened, white interests reacting in usual power-based ways, a more subtle and insidious censorship of rap music goes on unnoticed - the removal of all instances of the word ‘nigger’ from all broadcasts from MuchMusic and CityTVs Electric Circus. I first noticed this policy when Ice-T’s “I’m Your Pusher” video was in regular rotation. During the chorus where the lyrics went lin your mommy, lin your daddy, lin your nigger in the alley, there was a blank hole in the audio track where ‘nigger’ would have the word appeared.

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machine This trend has reached the most ludicrious point imaginable recently with the release of Public Enemy’s “Anti-Nigger Machine.” Not only are all occurences of the nasty N-word removed, but the song’s title has been changed to “ANM.” The word “nigger” makes me uncomfortable; every time I hear it I understand its racist connontations and the legacy of brutality that it contains. However, for a white-owned and controlled corporation to censor blacks in the use of ‘nigger’ and the sense of liberation and empowerment that can spring from it, is beyond the pale of acceptability. The most cursory examination of communications and propaganda will inform one that a first step toward spiritual liberation is the seizure and control of associated language - this is one of the tool that the Women’s movement has used with success. It is common knowledge that blacks use the term ‘rigger’ in conversation with other blacks; an informal example of the process of linguistic annexation. If the attempt is to be ‘sensitive’ and ‘caring’ about the issue of race, MuchMusic and CitylV are in fact depriving blacks of a tool of liberation. If the intent is not so benign then I fear that whites are once

again oppressing black self-expression to soothe their own guilt. While I have always found the phrase

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&‘t’saBlack Thing you wuuldn ‘t undentund to be dangerously exclusionary, whites must often accept their ignorance and defer to blacks’ methods of selfvalidation. The appropriation of the word ‘nigger’ is such a case. Rap music is the current most method of black self-expression and cultural validation. Hands off whitey! Paul Done

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In His Image-“looking by Michael H. Clifton

“Fwm thtit time JRSUS begat to preach,and to say, Repent:far the kingdom of heavenis at hand ” Mati. 4~17

A provocative ad reads along the lines of “Looking for a Church? Try us!” Making of religion a consumer product, some churches advertise their wares as if the objects they discuss were not of any depth or sacred significance. An ex-missionary myself., it is not my intention to condemn any church’s missionary efforts. Sharing faith and hope is an element proper to human nature. Eliminate that kind of mutua1 care and consideration and we eliminate a vital portion of our humanity. However, a slogan like ‘Zooking for a Church?” - and more than just one organization uses this - seems a little crass, narrow, and contrary to the message of the Gospels.

for a Church?”

Primarily, it is apparent that Christ never taught church first, God setond. Churches that do this risk converting numerous people socially, but not spiritually. The hope may be that the latter quality will follow the former, but many years of mission work indicate that this is not the most effective process, except for increasing church membership rolls. The churees that use these slogans truly degrade the Christian message. They make it apparent that their first concern is to get you into their group. Secondarily they may consider teaching you what they perceive to be the Gospel. Soma other churches also spend their advertising dollar in the mass media, but utilize it to the end that they teach relevant aspects of the Gospel first. Mentioning the church organization is, in these cases, admirably, the secondary effect and purpose of the ads. Most noteworthy are the “Mormon” (Latter-day Saints) TV-ad campaigns, those of the Lutheran Church, and of various Catholic agencies. When Christ began preaching he first said, “Repent.” The message was that the era of

G&s judgement had-begun to arrive, and it was necessary not to join any particular organization, but to get one’s life properly ordered and cleansed from sin, for it would be only the “pure in heart”, not the cardcarrying members, who would be privileged to “see know/understand God.” (cf. Matt. 4:17; 5:8.) i The Bible is not witbout its proofs that some kind of early organization existed among the original disciples of Christ, although not all historians accept this view. Even more apparent, however, is the Biblical stress that more vital than groups is God, and so also one’s proper relationship with deity more than with society. The rock of revelation, and the testimony of Jesus ,which is the source of revelatory or prophetic power, are cited as the most founding principles of Christian faith. (cf. Matt 16: 15-19; Rev. 19:lO.) Although each of us requires teachers to guide us, their first provocative, invitational question ought to be “L+ooking for God?” Then, they might be getting somewhere closer to the real heart of the Christian message.

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Applause To the editor, It was good to see the issues of censorship

and pornography finally come out of the closet. It is next to impossible to have informed discussion on a topic without first examining ‘Where Do September sion to take applaud it.

right to free speech thereby reiterating the right to personal opinion, objectivity, etc.His being anowed to reply to this letter in (we ted. That’s something they should consider should mention) a biting, defensive, and the next time a Waterloo student leavescamangry tone is totally uncalled for! pus alone and doesn’t make it home. Perhaps it is best that you keep your opinions to youself and learn to take the WKrys criticism which you. are bound to receive M Appfid Studies .;;.......r.._ ...._..... z.,./...:j .x... .r,...... I....x.,... . ,...,I 5> upon embarking on such a controversial issue. People have the right to their own beliefs, virtues and opinions. How dare you dictate to others the opinions YOU feel are right or correct! applicants, Iike myself, are continually

the evidence. I believe that the We Draw the Line?“article in the 14 Imprint allowed such discusplace. It was a courageous move. I

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USET = OSAP To the editor, I recently read the article “Don’t walk home alone: use UW’s Escort Service” and was dismayed to learn that many students are concerned about their personal safety on campus -andin the surrounding community. Wishing to make my own contribution toward rectifying this problem, I promptly offered my personal services as an escort - and was denied the simple privilege of filling out an application form You can imagine my surprise when my request was denied because I am not an

OSAP student. I wasn’tgiven the opportunity to apply because I feel that other students’ needs for scarce government resources are greater than my own. Through a lot of hard work I am able to finance my education but now I’m being denied that basic privilege by the university itself.

This paper is not only promoting hypocrisy on behalf of select members of its working staffbut it is treading a fine line between good journalism and trashy rhetoric. JackieHoney-be Hisaoly J-Y Kelp m@Jh Editor’s Note: While I do not wish tu firiher antagonizeby including this note. I fei some clar@catiunis in order.Thereisjust asmuch rezpunsibi& in thewriting ofa letterto theeditur&r thereis in the writing of an article. ThuughI11s editur,havethe mandate to removeinaccuracy and persunal attack in art&Yespublished in Imprint, I must run letterstu the editor as untuuchedaspoaible. Wherean attack or m&presentation ~@ZCLY upon thepaper or an individual stafmember, it is acceptedpractice in periudicals all over the world that an editor> note may be attachedor that theauthor may respond.Thisistheprivilege wessexisedin rtxpundingto two inaccumteletten of pemonal attack in our September28 issue.

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Ignorance is strength With the d&p, unconscious sighnot even henearnessof the telescreencould prevent im from uttering when the day’s work starEd, Longload pulled the speakright Iwards him, blew the dust from its mouthpieceand put on his spectacles.Then e unclipped and tore into the three nvelopes which always already Bopped lut of the pneumatic tube Monday morL&p.

Longload examined the slips of paper nside. Each contained a message of only Ine or two lines, abbreviated jargon - not ctually Newspeak, but consisting largely of kewspeakwords used by the Ministry for nternal Purposes. They ran: handbook 01.0990 quote misuse sexist rectify imprint 14.09.90 minimorals sexthought free rectify imprint X09.90 comic childspeak doubleplusungood refs homophobic rewrite fullwise upsub antiprinting With a faint feeling of satisfaction, brigoad laid the first Ietter aside& was a sensiGe and responsible job and had better be lealtwith later. The others were routine natters, though the second would probably nean some tedious wading through

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every kind of documentation which might conceivably hold any ideological significance. It appeared that on the fourteenth of September, Imprint published photo-graphs with a ssrctimes article. That issue would now be reprinted, the photographs now deemed unnecessary would jx destroyed and the corrected version placed on file in its stead. The third messagereferred to a very simple error which could be set right in a couple of minutes. The Ministry of Intelligent Humour had printed a strip containing a statement of childspeakwhich the party felt documented homophobic opinions. All that was needed was to substitute the offensive expressions of childspeak.He chose “inconsiderate ruffians”* As soon as Longload had dealt with each of the messages,he clipped his speahtitien corrections to the appropriate pages and pushed them back into the pneumatic tube. Then with a movement which was nearly as possible unconscious, he crumpled the original messages, dropped them into the memory hole and headed to the lowceilinged canteen for his daily ration of yictory Gin. Be seeing you.

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Boggles my mind

Ode to Deborah Grey

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by Jay Shorten RUMOUR: Ted McCollum, of UW’s very own Reform Party Association, is on the war path trying to find new converts for the Reform Party for the WiIfrid Laurier Model Parliament on November 12. More on the Wilfrid Laurier Model Parliament when I can find out more . . .

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This letter is in rebuttal to the letter of Ms. Marcia Rohter (Imprint, Sept. 21) who claimed that I, as Womens Jssues Board chair was of “fundamental Christianity” views and “in some sixties knee-jerk reactionary fear.” Firsdy,Imustexp~thattheviewswhichI expressed in J.Hagey% article were solely mine. I did not consult my committee, nor did I consult a bible (I don’t own one) when I offered my views. The-purpose of the article was to demonstrate that one person cannot speak on behalf of any/everyone when dealing with the issue of pornography. One’s views on pornography are personal and this is the dilemma which proved evident in the article and the forum on censorship which was held. Whatbogglesmymindisthatassoonasa feminist form an opinion, it is automatically assumed that she speaks on behalf of all women there are a variety of views within the feminist movement alone regarding pornography. As Stan Fogel pointed out, the National Action Committee on the Status of Women believes that censorship is not the solution to pornography, but that education is the solution. Other reknowned feminists believe that violent and derogatory porno&raphy is offensive and should be censored. Feminism is nof a unified ideology; it allows for the independent formation of views, with the same goal of equi* between females and males. Why is it that a feminist cannot express her own views without trying to become and I quote, “self righteous.”

I’ve talked about fro& qd the merits of disco And now you must wonder about what else I know. Well, since I’m in psych, I know a bit about that, Like Freud and Abe Malow and, of course, Skinner’s rat. I can tite a poem, but please don’t ask me how Becauseif you do, 111have a Bart Simpson’ cow. ButalsothinkaboutthethingsweaNshare, Like standing in lines, and whether or not that’s fair. Wait we must to get into the Bomb, or Fed Hall, To sign up in the PAC - just to bounce a balL To get screwed around without an ounce of remorse. To get in the bookstore to buy things to read Though there are more interesting things that we need. We are made to spend money on books and the like When instead what we want is to eat, or a bike. Something else most of us have in common is love And studying (NOT!) and wishing on stars above. We drool over those who don’t know we exist, And fantasize about them ... well, you get my jist We talk to people, and wonder if they’re single; They don’t even know that in their presence, we tingle. Some of us are lonely, for whatever reason; Perhapsby choice, or maybe a lover’s treason. If your love has left for Big Twta, or Dallas, Come join me, dear friends, at Helen’s Cry Palace. There we’ll give birth to tears, and dance away woes, And wish secret wishes that only the moon knows. Tinseltown will be in the rain never more And I will still love, and it won’t seem a chore. Once again, my verse has come to an end. If it didn’t please you, hope you’ll still be my friend.

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Not of “Arms and the man,” but of a woman I sing (No, it’s not of the mother of our future king) Note 1. She sits on the Opposite side of the House Most of the time she’s as quiet as a mouse She comes from the River of our National Creature In the &Lament world, she’s a principal feature And her name is Deborah Grey. Deborah Grey, oh Deborah Grey Are you the woman of tomorrow Or just yesterday? Beware! she’s the signal of a new right-wing storm L.ed by Preston E. Manning and his Party (Reform) And if you want to know the things that appall ‘em And their political views, ask Ted McCoUm ‘Cause my poem’s about Deborah Grey. Deborah Grey, oh Deborah Grey What your policies are I neither know nor can say. For your threat from Alberta do the Tories despise you? Are the Grits trying jealously to compromise you? Do Kilgour and Kindy say “Do what we says?” Does the Bloc Quebecois call you “maudite anglaise?” Does the NDP hate you ‘cause you’re “too on the right?” Do you not get to speak till eleven at night? Deborah Grey, oh Deborah Grey Do you want to go home From a hostile They/

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NeWS, Wright also suggested it is “astounding and gratifying” that despite the incredible growth of the campus and its computing activities, UW uses less electrical energy now than it did in 1972. “I believe that through such activities, Waterloo maintains its leadership role in developing and disseminating ’ innovative technologies and p&grams for our society,” Wright said. The project is another step that “will h&p’ make th& -cam& -an enviro&entally friendly plaie and a showcase f6r ~~ourte managetitint in Canada,” he added. The WATGREEN project was launched as part of the opening activities associated with the “Not Another Green Week” on the UW camDus.

Orr l cont’d. from page 30 Orr attacked our capitalistic, technocratic world, saying that those who think that the world can be “managed” are deluded. “We don’t manage the world; the world manages us.” This pointed to one of his problems with the current university system. “Almost all of research funding goes to manipulation sciences instead of impact sciences,” says Orr. “We know how to do things, but we’re short on what to do.” His ideas about capitalism strike to the very heart of our ideology.

Americans say that communism failed in eastern Europe because it “didn’t produce enough, and produced things at too high a social cost.” Orr says that capitalism will fail for exactly the opposite reason: “It has produced too much and the social and environmental costs are. not counted. An economist adds a bushel of wheat to the GNP (Gross National Produ@, but doem’t submd the three bushels of soil ruined from chemicals or lost to erosion.” These comments brought him to the roIe of education in envirorunental change. For Orr, all education is environmental, because it either includes or excludes environmental concerns. “Education should give us healers and restorers,” says Orr. He also expressed the methodological view thit the way that we lea& is more important than the content. In this, he heralded Waterloo’s “Greening of the Campus” project which allows students to search for solutions to UW’s environmental challenges within the structure of coumes and with the guidance of faculty and staff. As an ed;cator, his interest in pedagogy is the focus for his tiews on the environment. The question of how we teach people about this topic is as important to answer as the one of what to teach. Some suggestions that he had for UW and other places of higher leaming included the teaching of ecological literacy. “No one shouId be allowed to graduate from a university without some sort of ecolo&al literacy,” at least the general t&s that frame the debate, Orr ended his talk with, and stressed in the question period the idea that, the debate about the role of the university in society must be an open one, involving students, faculty,

’ and everyone involved. ‘You must examine your policies of acquisition, endowment, architecture, and other things.“~ pointed out that a university is a powerful economic lever, especially in small cities like Waterloo / and Oberlin. “If Coca-Cola sells pop in plastic containers on campus, you should be telling thkm they must sell only glass containers or else they’re not on campus anymore.” Endowments should be concentrated in Iocal economic develop ment, Orr said. One reason that

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Sculpture found * by Michael Clifton Imprint staff The concrete scuIpture of two ’ human torsos, stolen from the artist’s studio earlier this year, was found recently in Silver .lake in Waterloo Park. 1 Mary Cather& Newcomb, a local artist working at a studio in the Globe Furniture Building (of “Save the Globe” fame from last summer), said the 150-200 lbs. sculpture was discovered by someone walking in the park. The person saw the shape of a human torso lying in the lake, and assumed that it was an actual human body. The police were called immediately, and when it was discovered to be the missing statue it was soon returned to Ms. Newcomb.

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Canadians are pigs

Food Drive Update

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So, you think Canadians are way ahead of Americans when it comes to environmental awareness? You think we, in our pristine ivory tower are far too advanced to be guilty of conspicuotis consumption? Ian Fairley, who’s with Green Peace doesn’t think and neither does Scienfr~c %etican. Fairley was speaking at the panel discussion of Ontario Hydro’s “Balance of Power Plan”. sponsored by Not Another Green Week. Also on the panel was Amir Shalaby from Ontario Hydro and John Robinson, environmental studies professor at u-w. Fairley accused Canadians of being energy pigs, citing statistics by Scient@cAmericun that show us as not only being the world’s highest energy users, but the world’s highest nuclear energy users. Despite this, Fairley says the future is bright for energy efficiency, especially in Canada. “If every household in Onta$o went out to Loblaw’s and bought just four compact fluorescent bulbs, and used it four hours a day for a year, we could close down a reactor plant.” Robinson said he’s been butting heads with Ontario Hydro for over a decade, and was frustrated and dismayed after reading Balance of Power. “At one point there were signs that things were changing” he said,“they went from trying to sell more energy to selling Iess. And they are doing god things, good programs. But despite huge public concern, we get the dreaded supply-gap’ argument. It’s always the same,” he continued, “they say the demand is there, the supply is here, we gotta fill it, we’re running out and we gotta do something fast. It’s an utterly inadequate response.” Robinson stated that the root of the problem is the forecasting of expected demand. “It% not that the technical analyses are wrong,” he said, “or lies and deception, but the planning process answers the wrong questions.” He believes that the Hydra view of what is a likely future doesn’t take enough options into account and that their forecasting is wrong, Hydra made a forecast in the mid1970’s for the year 2000 that was 60,000 megawatts off. “That’s twice the whole system today,” he said, “now Hydro has the argument that Inow it’s right, but don’t hold your

Asofwmdnesdmy,Octuber3,199oTheFoodBank R~ion has collacted 49,505 pounds uf of Watdoa danatad fwd.'Whh only 4 days remaining tn the drive h is very qumtionablm if we will heat last yaw’s tetal ef 140,000 pounds. Pleathimk ot others less htunate than ourwlves this ThanksgivIngweakend and give generously. UW StudemtscandencrkfioodatthDama~rand Davis Centm Iibmrius. Just lock for the barrel.

breath.” The biggest problem with load forecasting, according to Robinson, is that *‘it’s the lynch-pin, everything flows from that. This is the demand.they predict without conservation measures or efficiency measures taken into account Even if they’re right, maytbe it’s based on a future we don’t want anyway! All kinds of alternatives are deliberatey excluded.” Robinson explained that one answer could be to look at selling services that use energy rather than selling electricity, “but Hydra refuses to consider this because of its forecasting approach. They predict a demand for electricity, not for services.” Robinson said we must, first of all, ask ourselves what kind of a future we want, and how we can create that @ure. “AlI production of energy is undesirable environmentally; some worse than others.” Increasing energy efficiency is an answer all three panelists agreed upon. Shalaby indicated that reducing the demand for energy could reduce its use by as much as 30 percent. Purchasing from private industries, surplus poweq from buying Manitoba, and “taking full advantage of Ontario’s water power” are other means of filling the demand-supply gap-

Then there’s nuclear power. “It’s a hard choice,” said ShaIaby. But Ontario Hydro has chosen nuclear as the work-horse’ because of low operating costs, and because it causes no air pollution. It may not cause air pollution but we are well aware of the other consequences, such as radioactive waste disposal. This was underlined by Fairley’s pktures of the present disposal practices at Elliot Lake - 85 foot high uranium milltaiIings leaking radioactive gases along four to five miles, for example. If we need more energy, however, as Ontario Hydro contends, what are the alternatives? First of all, we must ask ourselves what kind of a future we want, and how we can create that future. Also, we must ask why Ontario Hydra doesn’t produce a list of options for the public to choose from. They are proud of their public participation process, but that process does not include critics and environmentalists on the pl+nning board itself, thereby they are merely paying lip service to the public, while going along with blinders on. Perhaps this is because IndustTy and the corm-n&al sector use 70 percent of the electricity Hydro produces,, and this is the majority rule? who knows.

Equal rights council PACER has been in existence since 1974 and has served over the years as an advisor to the President over issues relating to equality among UW members. The terms of reference for PACER are as follows: l.To keep under review efforts to recruit women and men as students, faculty and staff in all departments of the University and to monitor the programs of the University with respect to applicability to women and men. 2. To review printed material published on campus with respect to its applicability to both sexes. 3. To review cases of alleged denial of equality on the basis of sex when tkey are of a general or corporate nature. 4. To advise the President from time to time in regard to these and other matters having to do with equality of women and men, and to submit an annual w?ifk?n rmim. PACER’s current members are: Kim Speers, undergraduate student University Vice-President, and Affairs, of the Federation of Students Dillon, (ext. 3780), Hatinder

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~vhi~h iii i:kxasingl) iin’por:al:t. C>P, the other hand, one has to be aware that tht) nations objecting to Iraq’s military adventurism ah have economic interests at stake though they are taking economic risks in doing it. ey also, the nations doing the obje Ilk* g the U.S. among them, have, out of greed, and guilt and opportunism, supplied Iraq with the tanks, the jets, the missiles and the nerve gases that they are now threatening to use. It is also true that to various extents, nations that now confront Iraq have themselves engaged in military adventurisms in times past. So I’m not blind to the distance we still have to travel in order to achieve this rule of world law, but I’m hopeful. I believe there is a global movement in the direction of world law, and I think we do great harm if we give into cynidism to such an extent thatWe are blinded to the signs of hope. After 30 years in the peace movement, I should know that to be an optimist is to invite ridicule, but to be a pessimist is to invite disaster and I’d

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\et*n by many, including those whet democracy and the rule of law.

- and the interests of U.S. oil companies. In the Persian Gulf, we see nations contemplating what this, the rule of law, may be. They are seeing that . increasingly, that it’s best to vest their individual powers in a supranational body - the United Nations, for one. Such lessons are not learned overnight, but what has happened over the course of the past year or so in Europe, should leave no doubt in our minds that even under the most adverse circumstances, given today’s widespread movement of knowledge, lessons will indeed be learned. It may well be that today’s optimist may in fact turn out to be tomorrow’s realist.

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suspicions of their peers. There is also a feeling of isolation - of hiring the “only” gay or lesbian in one’s world. In particular, lesbian and gay youth face traumatic experiences before they can accept their sexuality; the only standards by which they can judge their s&worth are the prejudices and stereotypes held by those around them. Studies of gay and lesbian young adults place. their attempted suicide rate at two to four times that of heterosexuals. One of the primary objectives of NCOD is to encourage visibility negative countering thereby stereotypes and reducing the sense of isolation and low self _worth. For many lesbian and gay people meeting their first opdy gay person is the tuning point at which they begin to accept their own sexuality. NCOD also helps to remove barriers by providing greater personal contact between gays and

and

friends that they are homosexual or 1assuming a more active role in the

National Coming Out Day is an occasion celebrated across North America by those who realize the need for gays and lesbians to assume a more visible profile. Homosexuals have traditionally been one of the most persecuted minorities in western societies; it was on@ with the advent of the Gay Liberation struggle that legislated oppression began to be repealed. The cornerstone of this movement is ‘Coming Out’- the act in which lesbians and gays publicly declare their homosexuality. It is affirmations of these types which have raised homosexuals from a faceless minority to a politically active community. National Coming Out Day (NCOD) is observed each year to encourage gays and lesbians to take

struggle for their rights. Many closeted gays and lesbians have an intense fear of coming out. They envision themselves being disowned by thei,r parents, losing all of their friends, experiencing disMnination from superiors or professors, and being subje&ed’:i- ti harassment by their peers. IN&tunately, these fears are sometimes justified. Why then do people risk these consequences and admit their homosexuality? Often it is because life in the closet can be quite painful. Unlike gays and lesbii who are out, those in the closet have to always censor their speech, thoughts, and actions. Their lives are ones of deception: they must maintain a constant pretense of heterosexuality, often to the extent of dating members of the opposite sex to avoid arousing the

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of homosexuality out of the abstract realm and into the personal. It is difficult for an individual to justify the repression of homosexuals when they themselves have a friend or child who is a gay or lesbian. These are some of the reasons for coming out However, life out of the closet, while ce&nIy less restricted, is not untouched by the frequently nestive attitudes of society towards hompe~lity. Publicly declaring cmi$ h6mosexuality can make the individual a target of gay bashers; every year, people are verbally abused, physically injured or kilIed by those who loathe homosexuals and act out their feelings in violence. Despite anti- discriminatory legislation, openly homosexual people can face housing hassles, and coming out . at the workplace can lead to harassment by colleagues, discriminatory actions by superiors, and possibly even the loss of employment. The hardships and discrimination endured by both closeted and openly

with the effect of me&ing a gay or lesbian, as such contact forces heterosexuals to bring their concept

scciety, the level of ignorance and disinformation, and therefore intolerance, will decrease.

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Homosexuality has been considered a criminal offence for well over 1500 years, and is still listed in Bet&fs &minal code as weu as those of 25 American states. Homosexualshave had a long history of persecution. While Male homosexual love was considered to be the ‘holiest’ and ‘truest’ love in ancient Greece and Rome, within the span of a few generations after the coversion of Emperor Constantine to Christianity, homosexual activity was punishable by death During Hitler’s Third Reich, the gay and lesbian movement in Germany suffered severe setbacks. All known homosexuaIs were forced to wear a pink triangle, akin to the yellow stars jews were required to wear. It is estimated the over 400 000 German homosexuals peiished in Nazi gas chambers. In the 195Os, despite rampant McCarthyism oppression, gays and lesbians in the US. began to organize themselves into political activist groups. The major breakthrough, from which the beginning of the Gay Liberation movement is dated, was the Stonewall Riots of June 1969. Gays in New York had been harassed frequently by homophobic police. Bars were raided, and anyone suspected of king gay or lesbian could expect a brutal beating by the police. On June 24th 1969, the Stonewall bar in Greenwich village, New York City,

was raided. For the fust time, gays fought back. i The first openly homosexualpolitieian was Harvey Milk, an alderman in San Francisco. He was assassinated by-another alderman because of his sexual orientation Since then, many openly homosexual candidates have managed to gain seats in various legislative bodies. Among them, the most prominent in Canada is Svend Robinson, MP, who played a prominant role in been advocating rights for gays and lesbians since he publicly declared his homosexuality in the mid eighties. The Coalition for Lesbian and Gay Rights in 0ntario (CLGRO), of which GLLCJW is a member, is actively fighting to procure for homosexuals the same rights available to others. Currently, discrimination on the grounds of sexual orientation is prohibited by the Ontario Human Rights Code. A recent Federal Court decision ruled that while sexual orientation was not explicitly listed in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms as a prohibited grounds for dL&mination, it was implicitly covered. The courts are also currently involved in establishing the rights of gay and ks-

bian couples to have their relationships legally recognized. Many members of the university community are not aware that the University of Waterloo policy on sexual harassment forbids derogatory statem,ents concerning a p&on’s sexual orientation.

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interests and careers. Gays and Lesbians constitute more than ten percent of the population - lf your religious beliefs tell you So, if you know more than ten people, homosexuality is a sin, try to keep that which we sincerely hope you do, to yourself. Being a gay or lesbian is some simple statistics should tell you not a choice which they made; it is a that at leastone of them is bound to be fundamental part of their person and homosexual. In fact, if you have cannot be changed. Telling them that parental inclinations, keep this in 3hey’re a sinner will only make the mind: if you have three children, the situation worse and may lose you a odds of one of them being gay or lesfriend who has put a lot of trust in bian is about four in ten YOU If you think that you don’t know any homosexuals, be Prepared to be ~ What you should do... shocked. It’s only a matter of time Besupportive and try to empathize before someone pops the bii surpr$e with their feelings. Chances are good on you. they’ve been working up their What not to say... courage for some time to tell you; - “he you sure?” or ‘How do you keep in mind that they have put a lot know?“. Coming out is very often a of trust in you by making that declaratrawtic experience. If someone tion. Don’t let them down by brushtells you they’re gay or lesbian, trust ing the issue aside or, worse still, rejecting them. I,et them know that it them: it takes an incredible amount of courage to make that pronouncedoesn’t change anything, that you1 ment and it’s not something they still lx friends and that you’re still would say if they weren’t certain. there for them. Try to judge how - “Have YOU fiou&t about we% a cornfotible they feel talking about it; psychiatrist?” Homosexuality is not a if you are the first pen5on they have mental aberration Apart from their ever told, be prepared for an sexual orientation and the disemotional outpouring: oken, the crimination resulting from bigoted process of coming out releases attitudes, the lives of gays and les- feelings thathave been held back for bian~ are indistinguishable from many years. Have a shoulder ready to be cried upon. those of others who pursue similar Poverty, p”)r housing, and especially bad transportation systems. Prof. cooper PblySCi

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How do you cover all bases when ‘ou discuss science, society and ethnology for ninety minutes? Last veek’s presentation by Dr. John ‘olanyi at Wilfred Laurier might not uve answered all of his audience’s pestions, but he left us with quite a pit of food for thought. Dr. Polanyi was one of the lecipients of the 1986 Nobel Prize in zhemistry, whose current research ieals with the photochemistry of kdsorbates, and the spectroscopy of chemical reaction transition states. FIoweverbe chose the military crisis n the Persian Gulf as the focus of the 3peniq of his presentation. It ;eemed like a detour at first, but all of he elements were there: the threemy tug-of-war between science, :echnology and society was illusrated perfectly. If you add the fact that Polanyi has been active in the peace movement for the past 30 years, his choice of introduction material was not unusual. Polanyi cautioned that while modem science has the power to shape the view we have of the world, the ensuing technology, such as new forms of weaponry, may inevitably reshape the world that we view. Will technology facilitate further study of basic science? Can it tell us about ourselves and where we are

going? “It goes to the very heart 9f human existence,” Polayni said, ‘We desire to understand what it is that we’re doing, wandering around in this strange landscape in the interval that separates birth from death.” Polayni believes that the often neglected Canadian universities play a major role in guiding society through unfamiliar terrain created by rapid changes in technology. “The

marketable, is a difficult task As P@apyistated: “Having people thinking doesn’t make any noise and can’t be seen” The. production of something that is tangible,regardless of what it is used for, is often looked upon more favorably by those who can provide funding. Who can guess however, just what will be OF yalue, commercially or otherwise, in the future? Telephones were once considered to be unnecessary toys, as the electric telegraph seemed to be sufficient. Lasers, which are now used in such diverse areas as welding surgery and eompttin~ were once thought to be of little use. hasn’t funding been MY increased significantly? As stated by

me necessity of making the knowledge of those within universities available to those outside was also stressed. Polanyi frequently referred to the privilege of higher education and the accompanying responsibilities toward society. Whether informed decision making is really the result of exposure to a muititude of facts and ideas gained in universities is debatable: the way in which

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Polanyi w . . . we’ve grown very wealthy without io” The fact that the wealth comes largely from the exploitation ol non-renewable natural resouties seems largely to be ignored. What strategy should Canadian scientists use in dividing the funds that are available? According to Polayni, second-rate science is not worth it. He stated, “We should be competitive worldwide in sufficiently numerous areas to put us in touch with the world’s storehouse of knowledge.” The use of funds in teaching and encouraging researchers to stay within Canada would also be a worthwhile investment for the near and distant future.

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Our scientific ignorance, greenhouse effect. Women and French-Canadians fared particularly badly. Fewer than one in 10 women could answer eight out of 10 basic science questions, compared to just over three in 10 men Einsiedel attributes this to “women taking less science courses and degrees.”

Maybe they’ve been watching too much of The Flinging. More than one-third of Canadians wrongly believethat humans lived at the same time asdinosam according to a survey of 2,000adul& acrossthe country.

People living in Quebec showed

the least understanding of general sciencein the country. only one in 10 made the 8 out of 10 categoryJcompared to 20 per cent of those in Ontario and 29 per cent of Western Canadians. This doesn’t surprise Einsiedel because“the overhaul in the Quebec education system has only taken

The study, by University of Calgary

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Edna Einsiedel, found thatwhen it comes to sciencepeople often don’t know the most basic things. It showed, for instance,that almost fifteen per cent of those questioned thought the sun goes around the Earth, one-quarter didn’t know or diddt believe that light travels faster than sound, and more than one-third diddt know that it takesthe Earth one year to go round the sun. About four out of IO respondents did not know or did not accept that humans evolved from earlier groups of animals. “If you take each question individually, maybe it doesn’t matter,” says EinsiedeL ‘But the set of questions is supposed to indicate at least a familiarity with simple scientific matters. If you don’t have that) you have to question whether people are capable of functioning in an increasingly complex industrial society.”

place in the last 20 years or so.” The study clearly shows that Canada needs to review the way

The Flintstones are to blame* Movies and cartoons, like 27ze FZintston~, in which humans and dinosaurs live side by side, are probably partly to blame for the incorrect answers,she says. She also blames the media for inadequate coverage of science and technology issues. Einsiedel, a former science journalist, has spent three yearsstudying how scienceis covered by the media, surveying science writers and questioning their audiences.In each case she has concluded that Canadians lack a good basic knowledge of science. In the poll of Canadian adults, respondents scored high in health and environmental matters: 95 per cent knew that sunlight

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more skeptical” Shebelievesthat on reason for the positive coverage is that journalists beat scientists as authority figures. Also, most sciencewriters come from general reporting backgrounds and lack the “time, knowledge and inclination to challenge scientists in the way they would a politiciar~” She also found that a majority of

science is taught, she says And she applauded Alberta, which “has just gone through a major discussion about sciencecur&.rlm in school.” But shestressesthat scientific literacy is a lifelong learning process that doesn’t end with graduation. In fact, the poll found that Canadians are eager to learn more about scienceand technology. Most of those surveyedfelt the media were doing a poor job in keeping them informed on these issues. Einsidel found that interest in stories about medicine, health and environmental issues is far higher than interest in business and sports news, but the coverageof thesescientificsubjectsis notasgood The study also movered a lot of fear and mistrust of scienceand scienfists.Although 80 per cent of respondents think science and technology have made our lives easier and our bodies healthier, 44 per cent feel scienceis making the world change tqo fast. Another 41 per cerntsaid scientists have powers that make them dangerous. The survey also showed that those people who expressedfear and distrust were the sameones who had lower exposure to science through schooling and the media. in her study of media coverage of science, &&de1 concludd that science storks tended to be much more positive than storieson politics, busmess,sports or other subjects. ‘-t’s not necessariIygood for the readers or the scientific establishment,” she says. ‘It means people have unrealistic expectations about science.They only ever hear about the curesand breakthroughs,presented in gee-w& terms. She adds, “I would like to see findings couched in more. cautious terms. It’s good for people to be a little

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vest. NOW there is no fear; they know there will be water, and how much there will be, And they can get three crops a year instead of one. There is electricity in many of the houses as the television antennas bear witness.

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But now the land is poorer, because the mud that used to come with the Nile flood has stopped. The fanners must use fertilizers that are expensive but still the crops are lighter than previously. Also soil salinity is a problem as the leeching quality of the annual flood are gone. For aI.lits devastation, the Nile flood was a natural system of replenishment and cleansing. Today the treasury of silt is trapped behind the High Dam, and there is no effective drainage system. Arriving in Luxor, the centre of tourism in Upper Egypt, seemed like a leap of centuries. Cruise ships lined the waterfront. The broad avenue along the river was crowded with gleaming tour buses. Horse carts, awaiting the tourists, were self-consciously picturesque. The bazaar sold souvenirs, not the simple necessities and the simpler luxuries of the fell&in At the beginning of the New Kingdom (1570 B.C.), Thebes, which encompassed the site known today as Luxor, was the chief city of Egypt, destined to be one of the capitals of the ancient world. Time obliterated the fame of Thebes, and its grand tombs and temples were lost as if beneath the sands for hundreds of years, until the beghning of the 19th century, when French scholars attached to Napoleon’s conquering army rescu4 them from obscurity. It was in the hot, arid Valley of

Great Cheops, the most breathtaking structure on Earth, rose 40 stories above the desert between the sun and the Nile. Standing in its enormous shadow, smelling the dust of Egypt and listening to her ancient sounds, I felt the pulse of history. Here, in the ever renewing mud of the greatest and most mysterious river on Earth, a civilization took seed and grew, raising the Pyramids of Giza and, nearly five millennia later, sending spaceships to the moon. Like every person of the West, I was in a sense a descendant of the Nile. And in that sense, the journey I was about to undertake was a long homecoming. My destination was Lake Nasser and the Aswan High Dam. I wanted to witness the two most significant public works projects undertaken in Egyptian history: the Pyramids of Ciza and the High Dam. Completed 5,000 years apart and geographically at opposite ends of the country, they were in my mind intricately intertwined by the Nile. wrote the Greek historian Egypt, Hecataeus, is the gift of the Nile. No other country is so dependent on a single lifeline. Egypt’s very soil was born in the Nile’s annual

Teeteringdrunkenly Never so small, so mortal

into the sea flood; with the flood came the life-giving mud that made Egypt the granary of the ancient world. And as rain fell in the Ethiopian highlands and the snows melted in the Mountains of the Moon, the river was everlastingly renewed. The delta and the narrow Nile Valley to the south make up only three percent of Egypt’s yuort. are home to 94 percent of her pop“This is the best place on Earth,” said Ahmed, an Egyptian fellah, or farmer, I encountered in the Nile Delta to the north of Cairo. “Truly AlIah has blessed us,” Ahmed exclaimed piously. “Soil, water, sun - we can grow anything!” In the gathering dusk Ahmed and his five companions invited me to join them. Their galabias and turbans stained by the sweat and dirt of a long day‘s work they sat in front of a wayside shop, enjoying three of the best things in life along the Nile - tea, conversation, and the water pipe. At the edge of a nearby canal, donkeys laden with freshly harvested alfalfa waited for their masters to lead them home, braying a fretful counterpoint to the steady thud of an irrigation pump. All this suggested ancient harmonies. Yet the Nile has been changed by modern man in ways not yet fully uuderstood. In 1971 engineers and workers completed the Aswan High Dam, nearly 900 kilometres upriver from Cairo toward the Sudanese frontier. It is the greatest public work to be undertaken in Egypt since the Pyramids. JYhedevastat@ fld~ and droughts that imposed a mnt tax of suffering on the fell&in no longer occur. Egyptian agriculture has been mmf~rmed, and industry is benefitjng from power generated by the dam But there have been serious negative effects also. Standing on a sandy beach at the mouth of the Rosetta branch of the Nile, I was

Egypt is a country of contrasts - particularly tradition vs. modernity. Along with trains, planes and automobiles, it is possible to travel by camel or donkey. Camels are brought, by caravan, to Egypt’s main markets at Kom Ombo and Cairo where the purchasing price ranges from $600.00 to $2,500.00 Photo by John Mason puzzled by what seemed a ghost town - a sad vista of crumbling .buiIdings, smashed windows, and broken wires dangling from utility poles. One house teetered drunkenly, haIf in, half out of the sea. ‘IFive years ago, people stayed in those rooms - this was a summer resort,” said Muhammad, a member of a research team from the American University in Cairo that are studying coastal erosion. “Now the sea is moving in,” he said He pointed to a lighthouse perched on a tiny island a couple of miles offshore: ‘That lighthouse used to be on land. About 11 years ago it became an island. Day by day the sea is eating the land the dam has stopped the sediment of the Nile from replenishing the shoreline.” We drove south through the delta, through villages where veiled women passed among wa.llsonwhichthenameofAllahhadbeen written over and over by the pious. Stopping often to watch the fellahin at work in their fields, I noticed modem equipment driven by diesel or electric motors was a common sight. But so are ancient irrigation devices -

Archimedes’ screw, the weight-pivoted shaduf, and the saqia, an ox- or buff&driven waterwheel. Driving southward from Cairo into the valley, 1entered a landscape that owed little to the present era. Tombs and temples of ancient Egypt follow the Nile all the way into Sudan. I had the illusion that I was traveUing through one immensely long narrow farm. The villages and towns were usually perched on the edge, so as not to waste arable soil, and because there was a need, before the High Dam tamed the Nile, to Iive beyond the reach of the annual floods. The road followed the course of the Nile, now passing through the fields, now drawing a black line s-a% them from the desert At El Awamia, just south of Luxor, I watched i!mners harvest sugan3ne. Before the High Dam was built, I was told, these farmerswereobsessedwiththeflood-wouldit be too high or too low? Like the generations back to the pharaohs, they used to plant crops and never know if they would actually bar-

the Kings, across the river from Luxor, that the tomb of Tutankhamun was discovered in 1922. just north of Luxor lies Ipet-esut - “most esteemed of pla&sn to the ancients, Kamak to our own age. This great complex of temples covers an area of 60 acres and took almost 2,000 years to build as a succession of kings added their own embellishments. Dwarfed as these dead monarchs had intended, I walked through the ancient complex by night, through the great Hypostyle Hall, among giant columns capped by papyrus buds like a forest of that feathery plant. From a distance the temple glowed in the h&t light of a halfmoon. It might have been some great ship from the past, reflected in the still waters of a sacred lake. Never had I felt 80 smail, so morIZIL When Ipet-esut was built, and long before, the eastern bank of the Nile was considered the land of the living. The west bank was the land of the dead. On the barren’desert between the Nile and the setting sun were built the funerary temples. Tombs of kings were hidden in desolate gorges. The Colossi of Memnon, two enormous statues of Amenhotep III that once guarded the entrance to his vanished temple, now stand in fields worked by the feIlahin But sunk in the craggy bluffs beyond lies the V~eyo~the~,ap~cewhe~theg~-

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The legacy of ‘LMOdern ‘Pharoahs” guidebooks written in languages unborn in the age of the pharaohs. Near the temple to the crocodile god Sobek, just south of Kom Ombo, I saw Nubian fishermen beating the water with the oars of their small rowboats driving fish into the gill nets they laid in semicircles from the bank The Nubians wqe relocated in the early 1960s when the Aswan High Dam created Lake Nasser, *dating their villages. The 60,000 Egyptiati Nubians could not move to comparable land north of Aswan, as it had long been occupied. Instead, new settlements - rows of cinder-block houses with wall couching wall - tiere built in the desert away from the river. Itigation canals were dug to help the Nubians farm the area. Finally, at Aswan, I saw the High Dam itself. Standing 115 metres high and just over four kilometres across it completely shuts off the Nile. Lake Nasser, the world’s largest artificial lake, stretches over 500 kilometres through virtually unpopulated country into Sudan. The dam was the creation of Gamal Abdel Nasser, then President of Egypt. For centuries men had dreamed of damming the Me. Nasser believed that it was a necessity if food production was to keep pace with Egypt’s soaring population. He rejected schemes to build nearer to the headwaters of the Nile, arguing that Egypt’s utter dependency on the Nile required that the dam should lie entirely within Egyptian territory. But the dam, while relieving the annual devastation, has introduced many new problems. Lake Nasser, lying in one of the hottest ,deserts on earth, loses 350 billion cubic feet of water annually through evaporation. This affects the ecology and climate of Nubia in ways still not fully understood, though it is known that this evaporation makes the water of the lake more saline, adding to the salt pro-

b!em in Egypt’s fields downriver. Power from the dam means industrial development along the Nile, adding to the pollution of the river by the herbicides, pesticides, and chemical fertilizers that have come into use as a result of the modernization of agriculture. The enormous weight of Lake Nasser may have produced another unexpected effect earthquakes. A local quake in November 1981 measured 5.3 on the Richter scale, and less violent tremors occur often. The flooding of Lake Nasser also cost humanity the eternal loss of numerous known and unc+ain nqbers of yet to be excavated ancient monuments. Under the spell cast by Ramses II and his wife Nefertari, at the site of their relocated temples 65 metres above the water, I silently thanked those faceless UNESCO archeologists, engineers and labourers who struggled to save the Abu Simbe1monuments and the Philae, Kalabsha, Beit al-Wali and Kertassi Temples from the rising waters behind the dam. Today they stand as silent, serene guardkns over Lake Nasser, witnesses to what has come and gone during f the past 3,500 years. Almost 5,000 years ago, near the mouth of the Nile, the pharoahs built great artificial mountains encased in gleaming stone - the Pyramids. They stand today, a mirror of the greatness and ingenuity of that society. Returning from Abu Simbel, I stopped at the High Dam, standing at the,lookout point atop the dam I wondered what kind of Iegacy the “modern pharoahs” would leave behind. Would the monumental public works of 20th century Egypt stand the test of time or will they, as the temple of the hedonistic Amenophis III, crumble under the force of the Nile? Will future generations save them from decay or wilI they slowly disappear into the timeless desert?

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Fish: Well, I’ve done a whole lot of things since then. I moved into, the study of, what 1call Interpretive Communities, or what one might caIl Professional Contexts, that is the study of the way in which norms and standards and criterj@&ge in the con-

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text of,~~#riOUS rofessions or disciplines. That 14 me to a strong

intqet ir;” &0&4@n&srn, and in %lti b ~&kmlism phenomenon, I l&r&d lots of thing about that At the same time I was moving into Legal theory, I am also a professor of law and so a lot of comparative work developed in literary terms becamethe basisfor my investigation into the problems in the legal world and I’ve been teaching in the law school, teaching Iegaltheory and also contracts, but at the same time I’ve been keeping my traditional base in sixteenth and seventeenth century Renaissance English studies, and I Continue to work on Herbert, Donne, Milton, Marvell, Ben Jonson, people like that. So it’s a varied kind of profile, as is the case with many people today.

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imprbtt- Ye. Two weekson Atiotle andPlutu,but then wedid an overview gf Wordsworth,Coleridgeand four of [heirfriends all in one night. As we became morecontempomry.thestud&v don’t have theory strongly represented in their curriculums. Ideally, there mehated should be two courses: one like Eish: I feel better. [mprlnt’ Criticismseemsto be a com- you’re describing on the history of vuctcome, insteadof:. . . well like one criticism, and then, a strong course in might take u wholecoursein Chaucer, contemporary literary theory, lets say rheycompactthehisturyof t&i&m into that begins with nineteenth and early twentieth century precursors like de one Germ. Fhh: Well, I think that . . . is thii a Saussureand the RussianFormalists,

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pretty soorLSo, in some schools this is already quite strongly present, of

ecological studies are coming up on the horizon So there should be two courses, one to acquaint the student with the history, thetraditions in which these questions have been asked, and a second to intrduce the student to the extraordinary explw sion in the last twenty five years.

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Fish: Well I don’t know. In general, there are still, as I’m sure this controversy conference will illustrate, there are still in the minds of some, a split between those who are interested in theory and those who either distrust it or disdain it. But I think that the reactionary, or traditionaI, or. . . human&t, High Humanist mode of

Fisk Thev are in some occasions. I remember saying at a conference recently to Someperson or persons who had suggestedthat while since the theory rage seems to have elevated, perhaps we will now go back to our tradition mission, and f pointed out that there arenow people who are Laca ’ in the ninth 7 grade. Impnint’ The nin>hgn&! Fii: You’d better watch out (laugh) because they’re coming up the stairs

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course spottily thou& in places. You’ve got to remember, there are8 number of people who go to colleges and get intrigued by this and then go

into secondaryeducation. Imprint How would ymr da&e the pointyou uw at with your c&i&m. . .

“You spent more,time on *Aristotle than on me” treaderresponseand thut sort uf thing? Fish: Well, I haven’t done ReaderResponse criticism since 1976.So I’d say, that for me, Reader Response critkism and that whole,.. kind of work represents something that I remember having done, and I see in anthologies sometimes, but it’s not what I do any more.

Imprint what are you doing now?

ing on only because some people have not yet either died or retired. But, when they do, there will not any longer be representativesof that particular brand of High Humanism. So putting that asideasa kind of interesting almost like a museum piece, anachronisms still supposedIy lie within us, but actually are preserved inamberasfarasIcantelI.I’dsaythat

now, we havea whole range of critical ~rspectives, which rather thanbeing played by a continuum from high theory to no theory, are ranged in relation important binary .* . to other ~I&IC&N gender distinctions, identity p&tics, various kinds of positions on questionsof history and pditics in relation tq ,litezarystudies sothat the New Historicism is no longerveryneweventhoughonlyabout eight years old, kminism continues tO~~elySttO~andiS1~ the real successstory of the theory age. Gay and L,esbian studies are tycorning more and more prominent,and aggressivelyso,in waysthat make people increasinglyuncomfortable, which is in f&t the agenda of Gay and Lesbian studies to make

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contioversies ‘in criticism -. people Increasingly uncomfortable, and that’s very interesting a& an institution of phenomena I men- ., tioned Ecobgkal criticih whi& hasn’t yet taken smng ‘shape,but I thinksoonwilLAn&Asot&ttbranch & Feminist &.&&-p&$& u

the rationd intelI&tuaI tidition of what it thinks as the m2i&uBne’ hegemonic quest,f&a.mo$ res$ectfuI m-exploration and discovery of the emotions.All of these,in addition to Third World studies, -Ethnic studies, pa& studies;are vying for the attention of students and for places in the cu.Aulum So I don’t think that there are any neat ways to categorize. Now for my self, I have a kind of split, that’s rather, I think, SChiZ0phkC existence. As aI teacher,and a critic, I tend to sti.lIwork on major chronicle texts and teach mycoursesinave@miliarway,that is, with a strong central authority figure, me, with an emphasis on coverage, exams and papers. As an administrator however, as chairman of the department, I only hire people who teach things that I don’t teach, and most of those people are very much to the left of me,both politically in the general sense of the word politics and politically in the academy.So I try to seek out, as an administrator, those people who are presenting the most exciting and provocative points of view, those that the best graduate studentswish to study. Whereas,again, as I said, I still turn out essayson Milton and Jonsonand Herbert and DeoDIelike that.

print and a-u-r-a-l cuIture, is lessfirm rhetoric hasalways been aware of the in a post-structurabst or Derridian ddftin~ transitory temporary, nature perspective, given the strong argu- of communication.And I would think ment in the early Derridas againstthe also in re-covery, when we talk of speech writing distinction and criticism,there will be a place, . Ahere everything that it stands for. So if wouldagainbe resourcestodealwith large categories like interpretation, this new literary culture, We have and signifiation or representation, have taken the place of, or have blurred the lines between speaking Schizophrenia and writing, it wouldn’t seem to me & that an entirely new kind of criticism is necessary.It would seemto me that Deconstruction & in a notion of representation, sign&&ion or interpretation that is hprint Last week I/ of ti hosteda as large and as resilient as the one some of the samethings going on in coifence on Canadia;l Mmnontie developed in the last twenty years, the United States in the tw of w&a, and one uf the majur poinr;ruf that there would already be tools and re@cmd cd-, l&e Application dr’scrrssion wasthe oral influenceon the ways of thirGng that could accom- literature and Ethnic culurres,. . . rapcuntempomty Canadian lite+mture modate an aural,a-u-r-a-l literary cul- literature and things like that sceneme urn1tmditiun is taking over,.. ture. On the other hand, there may be Imprint’May&e t@zish up, we WE peoplemovinginto Canadatim dif- certain kinds of phenomena talking h$m about the bmu&ning~f f~tcu~~~andgroupsliketheMPnassociati with that dture that wiu ctiism into ecoi&&a/, and SWun, do nonita particular cultun3 nuw moving occasion shifts in critical strategies ptr think this is where the firture af into mainstreams&i@, are tmnscn’b- from what they were. what they literaryc&i&m isgoing bmnchingout ingf0tmally stoge!!ing tiitium. T&e would be, I wouldn’t know. On the firtharandfirtherawayfim its RWS wnierspresentfelta &-wcritici.smwould “‘third hand, one of the strong corn- Or doyou think we’llseeit taperbuckin be nee& to deal with thix What new portents of literary theory, at leaston oguiin. challengesdo youforesee? Well, I don’t know. It depends the deconstructive or post- F&r,h~ Fish: Well, the d&in&on between structuralist side is rhetoric and what happens to the techniques of

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First Athens, GA, then Manchester- now, Saskatmn! :, ~&&vaytoopefateabandXt@way 5‘a ,you.avoid people getting on power . tip& schmidzweI& Mei(Bly& We& that’s just it The way the gubrk3tandvocalbt)andJay(?kmko songs come together is that usuaBy - bassist and vocalist) were high- might be a bit more unique. I feel’. oneoftheguysplaysitontheacoustic the’s good and bad things about guitar. At that point it’s their song. schoolbuddies and Bryan (Potvin guitaristand vocalist) wasa couple of coming from a small town Then it becomes a Pikes song. The other three individuals add their years behind them at the same school. I went to a differenthighthings to it Sometimesit meansaddschool in Saskatkn We were all Snowin June hg iiothing Like on TKmportant3 serious about music and in a small didn’t feel thatI wanted to do. any Bymthraueh*city like that you pretty much know cad&*wa~thevideofor drummiqonit+I’mabigfanofalot of records that are very divers&d allthe other people around. We were ‘*Gi.rbvithAFrQb~“I~aut about the four gmst serious people Garth Hu&on (The Band) helped andIfeltthat’sagoodwaytobe@n backthen in writing our own songs OutonaeaupleoftrackHowdid doing that By taking some eltients away. and playing them. tht come about? A lot through Rick HUU, who is a ’ How long did the alkun take? h~~yb~~y~ co-producer on our records, It was Around three months. Youmustbepkuedwithboththe Yeah,becausepeople don’t know through”his suggestionthat We conwhat to think of you at first Nothing sider Garth for the parts we wanted, critical and commercial success the hadreally comeout of there before so We had him play keyboards on “Girl illbhasb~g. It’s good to know that people like it. wefound that we were breaking new With A Problem” and accordion on Found. Once people got the ideathat “Kiss Me You Fool”and he did a really It’s like a bonus. I’m not a big review The Pikes were a serious band it good job on a song that never made guy becauseI understand that it’s just the album. We thought it would be one guy’s opinion so I don2 get too Decameeasier. Did you have to go to Toronto or kind of neat to have him add his per- caught up in it. You can’t please sonality to a couple of our songs.The everybody. You know, the thing is varlcouvertogetthat~? Well, that he1 d. It wasfinancially samewith John Sebastianand Crystal that we like it and in the end that’sall expensive to cr0. When you go to and Stan Szelest. We wanted their that counts.We can’tgo around won-.

dering what evwy else likes, Haveyoubeennltestdirlthe Do you enjoy do&g videoa? states yet? Ithinkwe’reallprettytiredoffakNot yet. No. ing playing with the exception of Wiuthatbe~upafterthe “hncing In A Dance Club” which Jasaliveaudiotrack -Y-r As it looks now we probably win From the positive viewpoint I think be. Some things just take time. Once videos are good because they can you get into the Christmas rush it’s show a whole different side of the probably the best thing to do. artist. That’s what I hope to get into more. I’d like to seeus get away from just playing instruments and even Is “Girl with ‘A Problem” about r having us in them less and try to aIc&olism or does it go deeper than ’ create something visually with the song. that7 “She Ain’t Pretty” certainly It started with that. A substance abusereally.Jayhad this girl who was accomplished that goal. Yeah,we used clay animation for a closefriend. He didn’t really want to dweU on it to9 much throughout the the girl’s face. They built a set in the whole song so it became a bit more warehouse that looks like a roadside bar which could be anywhere in the generalized. world. Reminds me of a lot of places It could be about anybody. Sure, it’s just like “She Ain’t Pre- that we’ve been at. It was a fun thing tty.” I’ve seenplenty of guys trying to to do. I have fond memories of that I pick up girls in the same way. Those ’ 1video. c things can be taken too much that we don’t like women biit that’s not the case at all. We’re just guys singing Touring How do you lceepthin@ interestabout girls, and girls sing about guys ing on the road? - I hope. Well, we have a fellow by the name Fmny you should mention that. I of Ross Nikiforuk along playing wastalkix@oafriendtodayandshe keyboards and sax. It’s been neat wanted me to ask you if The Pikes being able to hear the instrumentahad someMng against women. (Laughs)Well, tell her that the next tion coming back at us onstage. We’re doing some different versingleis “KissMe You Fool.” Nothing againstthem It could be a guy aswell. sions of older songs too. It keeps No, we don’t hate women. Women things interesting. We do about four or five songsoff each of our first two are what motivate us. albums and eight or nine off SnowIn . That song “Kiss Me You Fool” has hnc. awrpicefeeltoit.Theinstmmen~Any covm? tion is quite diffwt from anything No, not really. We sometimes you’ve done before. When Bob Clearmountain mixed throw a chorus of something in durthat song he told us that he had never ing jams We’re sti.lItrying things out mixed a songIike that before with that and seeing what works. Some songs feel, that instrumentation and that just don’t work live. It depends on the environment. I think we’ve got a theme. Yeah, it is very much a cl& ferent song. We hope it will broaden pretty good set now. It’s pretty much an aggressivenightour appeal .

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Pikes live! held in reserve until the encore, which came eighty-five minutes later.

The Northern Pikes me Twkt

September 27

byKentonAugerman

Imprintstaff ‘* ‘<

Four years ago) when their debut LP Big Blue S& was released, Northern

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labelkd an “alternative” band,,

In between, the band was both excellent and mediocre. Strong album tracks Iike “Place That’s Insane” and “You Sold The Farm” were warmly received, as were ‘Things I Do For Money,” “Wait For Me,“and “Hopes Go Astray,” familiar to the crowd becausethey.hav&been releasedasvideos.On thi down side, weaker album tracks s&h as “Unimas mere lulls in the action.

At the Bomber wmrlmee. @, “Teeniand,” The idenly launched rer tunes, includHappiness.’ “I’m Steppenwolf’s td The English

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by Paul Done Imprint staff The myths and legends of the Mafia have provided American filmmakers with a seemingly bottomless well of inspiration This fall se= the release of three major new movies

hit singles “She Ain’t. Preti,V “Girl . . With A Problem.” They ch

which deal with organized crime; i?Xe, Gm!JatherIII, the Cohen brothers’ nearly blew the roof on a couple mPikeshavecarveda ~~ ~ -- ~~--.- --- -1 I CKtcaSions.Their enthusiasm nich&%% themselves in Canadian Milier’s Cm&g, and the subject of rewarded early, as “Girl With A w wusic and live shows like this one at this review, Martin Scorcese’s ‘P bled’ was the second song pIayed. me Twist have herped them to do &~ZU& while lately Scorcese has not per-’ Predictably, “She Ain’t Pretty” was so. formed any cinematic miracles, the cast of GO& Fe&z, which included Ray Ko#a (SomethingW&i, Field of Dmms), Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci,indicated that the movie would not be a total bust. The movip, is not ody noi A bust, it is’an astonishing their North Ameria debut. They ret&n to brilliance and vindication CharIatans UK playd a tight s& of catchytunes that for Scorcese.Good Feilm is in every HorseshueTavem only occasionally lapsed into a respecta brilliant movie. Ofztober 1 Based upon ‘Wiiy” by groove of sameness.Time Burgess, Nicholas Good FelZm the ever-humble vocalist, treated us documents Pilag@, 30 years in the life of to some classicBritish assholeflunHquy I-U, a reaLlife half-SiciIian, pop-star banter with comments Iike by Ctaig Ne+rfIeld ha&Irish gangster, from his initiation “this next one is the best song youll Imprintstaff ever hear.” But Rob Collins stole the through to his final betrayaL While GoodFellasresemblesa end of the show. No longer contqt @ ~uperficiaIly, buddy movie, between Henry Hill hold down rich, swirling chords, he Sunday night I decided to put the (Liotta) and Jimmy Conway (De Imprint meal ticket to test YI-Iey launched a fuIl Jamie Taylor&sque Niro), it more closely documents the attack on his 83 in “Sprosten babe,” I schemedwith,my date,“L&‘s way in which the violence and we&l our way into the Charlatan’s Green.” treachery associated with mob life The audience settled for a one song show tomorrow night.” Luckily, the intertwine with a the mundanities of encore and the show was over before band was on Polygram, who love to everyday life. sendus free stuff, so I thought we’d be midnight. It wasa brief but damn fine While not losing sight of set. After all, it was a Monday night show. As we walked sweating into violence asa constant subtextof the cold Toronto night, I realized how show that was hardly advertised, so the mafia lifestyle, Good Fellas capthere was no way it would sell out, glad I was to be an kprint hack. tures the romance, honour and light? Wrong. The record company phoned back Monday afternoon to say there was nothing they could do for us and that weshouldn‘t havel@ it SOlute. Ticketmaster,the Horseshoe, and even the afternoon jocks on CFNY were saying ‘The Charlatans show is sold out. Don’t bother going to the club if you don’t have tickets, and don’t caiI US-you shouldn‘t have kj it so late.” So I cranked up the schmoozemeter as I called up the promoters, CPI. After being scolded by several employees-you shouldn‘t haverefiit so late - I convinced some woman who I’ve never talked to before to put us on .the guest list. And Don Berns

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Shooting crap(s) with Crash Vegas ultimately very strange groups of people. Imprint: And is there any major: musical influence for the group? ’ M: I’d say that it changes.I think that like anybody you have favourite records at certain times, and some you go back to but you’re always going through a phase or things that are turning you on at a certain moment. I could definitely say that we’re all Neil Young fans.That would be one tha we would all agreeon. He seems to always surface and resurface.Other than that,IknowColin has been an avid Beatlesfreak. Ambrose, our drummer, has been playing in a Polkaband lately. He listens to a lot of ‘John Cage, Cale. Yeah, he’s a real Cage man Josline listens to a lot of.

by J* Hilgey

Imprint

staff

Crash Vegas and the Rhinos plilyed Stages on Thursday and Imprint caught a few minutes with Crash’s lead singer and song writer Michelle Mddory @I) to get her musings on music, politics and fishing.

Imprint: So you’re playing in Kitchener, how do you feel about that? M: How do I feel about that? I quite like Kitchener.It hasa nice feel to it, it sort of doesn’t seem like the most lily white town, which I like. It’s got a bit of a mix to it, you know, Imprint: Ya M: It hasa bit of character.It’s kind of ethnic. Last time we pIayed we opened for Blue Rodeo at Stages, that’sthe only other time we’ve been to Kitchener. Imprinti How do you feel about your -RedEarth? ’ M: It’s well over a year old but its still ouronlyalbumthat’soutthereandits our first and we feel fine. Generally

crash Vegas played stages on Thursday everybody was very. happy about it. You never know what to expect. Ultimately I don’t think you can get into the music busiiess expecting anything. It’s new and straftge and weird, especiallyfight now, I’m read-

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beastcalMHip~y~ guide to all the new and exciting stuff going on in that peat big world auf there. Tonight, the Dead Mi&xxten a~ playing yet another TO g@ this time it’s at Lee’s Mace, If you’ve sozdww missedaJlthechancestocatchthis bandoverthepastyearyouniaywant to check ‘em auf, (Of course,unless you hiwe a thing for monotonous repetitive punkm&withjokey lyrics, YOU probbly shouldn’t bother.) 1 At the Princess Cinerr& there’s a hi,ghly-iTdaimed Canadian film called The last Water running tonight through Wednesday. It’s another young boy coming of age story, this one set in rural Manitoba. And over at the Gorge Cinema in Elora,they’re kicking off this month% David Lynch festival by mg md tonight and tomorrow.

world of flavors just moved into yciurcorner of. the world.

ing HiI Mm, have you heard of that? Imprint: No. M: It’s out right now, Frederick Danon wrote it. It’s sort of a casein court right now to do with America

Saturday, there’s a faneastickal md &ed The Rhinos performing Commercial in vIt the And if you tuneTavern h to 945,

you can catch’a couple other 1ocaI talents, The Matriphiles and Random Order, asthey do> specialCKMS session. But if horned creaturesare not yer thang, check out the legendary Steve Earl at the Centre in the Square.Not only will the venue exposeyou to culture, but you just might meet the fabled fiddlehead. Scott B. Sympathy (formerly of Groovy Religion and now with a new solo LP out) will be gigging around TO next week: he hits the Rivoli on Wednesday the IUth, and the Cameron on the 11th. Also on Th&y, theCaneolidate wilI be playing the Diamond club in Toronto, ba&ed up by MC 900-R JesusLDJzerO.Ifyoucansitthrough the latter, you11be well rewarded by the former. A little closerto home, the Princess Cinema will be hosting folkie Stephen Fearing on Thursday the 31th Fearing hails from Vancouver and has a new record out now as a Britishimport, npaeai.l fer now, ~&k!s- Seeya

primarily, payola, radio promotion. Ifs Pr*ti&khgand

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Imprint: Who doesmost of your writing? M: Me and Colin. Imprint: Do you have many interests outside of Crash Vegas? M: Sex, fishing. L&s of interests. Going out to native demonstrations.. kp&t:

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ing and it really showsyou that music politically consciousband? has nothing to do with music. It’s a very Sexist,“racistbusiness.So it can be a bit daunting at times especiallyif ’ M: 1 wouldn’t want to speak for you’ve been dealing with your own everybody. I think that at times, sure, affected business for a while its sort of like,. ~tm&.itheworldare “God, what am I doing this fr 1looking forward to q~ alsolooking forwar - . working on new..@ Imprint: Tellu&Q Vegasfor thos: .” “’ not be a&

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my political feelingsarea little more disguised, not necessarily consciously,but I’m affectedby most everything I come in contact with, from TV to friends.

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physics as an integral part of the plot. University of California, Irvine and However, Benford was a surprisingly also a noted science fiction author. Among these publications are Acro.s~ good speaker, for a scientist. He was animated and witty combining relethe Sea of Suns and Timescape,the vant scientific data in a way that did winner of the prestigious Nebula not pander only to science Award. enthusiasts.

Gregory Benford - Hagey L~&IRF, 1990 Science, Fiction, and Things in BetWm

by Sandy Atwal Imprint staff

The majority of Benford speech was on the toDic of “utMtine the bulk of humani$ fro4 hucger and ignorance. Benford believes that in order for some of the problems of humanity to be solved, the barrier between scientists and the rest of the

Rah, hunger!

This last Wednesday, the 1990 series of Hagey Lectures got underway. The fist speaker was Gregory Benford, professor of physics at the

I must admit that I wasn’t exactly thrilled at the notion of going to see a science fiction titer whose specialty was including up-to-date facts of

world must be broken down. Benford believes that science fiction is just such a vehicle. Although Benford realizes that the origins of science fiction were overly fkntastic and lacking in realism, Ben-

Yay, ignorance! ford believes that the participation of scientists such as himself can raise science-fiction to the level of “real” literature and at the same time inform

No end in sight for face that they intended to write dn impartial, objective history, full of details but free of judgmental opinion. As unlikely an effort as that is in contemporary historiography, their effort effectively transforms the text into something akin to a survey, yet like a detailed, scholarly report.

Mutual Hostages - Canadians and Japanese during the Second World War

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E. Roy, J. AL Gmnamfi’n,

Musako ho, Hiruko Tukarnwa University

A survey-text is usually different from a historical essay, or collection. The latter tend to be more particularized both in terms of scope and content, focusing on narrower aspects of historical periods or events, often providing an abundance of detailed, documented information (some amount to little more than “rePo* of findings”). The former will sweep over a topic to give a general overview, but pays little attention to particular facts.

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With the introduction of science fiction in the vein of Benford’s style, d-we will slowly be a breaking clown of barriers between the scientific community (and the literary intellectuals) and the populace.

Japanese emigrant came to Canada, to 1946 when it was recorded that “Living conditions for Canadians in

“Facts” - i.e., the actual data recorded in the original source material are usually paraphrased throughout This new book, recently arrived at the book Sometimes relevant St. Jerome’s library, is no doubt not documents or characters are quoted destined to become a standard text in as well as cited. In either case, the its field. For a short time, however, it inclusion is brief, spicing the narramay remain an enjoyable “read”, and tive with apparent historical truth; a useful starting point for any student and rather than bore the uninterested interested in Japanese-Canadian reader with lengthy proofs, each Mutuai Hostagesattempts to grasp rebtionships during and im“fact” is footnoted to a reference the best of both worlds. As a survey mediately prior to the Second World which points to some other text. The text it narrates some seventy years of War. effect is that many of the most subjechistory (from 1877, when the first The authors indicate in their pretive phrases in this objective history *********************************** are deferred to other writers and historians, freeing the four authors of this text from blame. Another element which prevents BESTSELLERS A4utualHostagesfrom gaining status as a standard of timeless quality, is 1. Soundtrack - .....*............*...~...........-...~.........~..*........*...*.....**.*...~..*.....*......~ Ghost that it is self-dated, stuck in the Iate 2. Soundtrack - ..~.....~....~..~,...................~~~.....~............~..~......~.....~......~..~~~.~~ Roadkill twentieth century viewpoint of the 3. Soundtrack Twin Peaks authors. A comment like ‘IEven in the 4. Janes Addiction Ritual de lottabitual X89& Canada had an identity pro5. Stone Roses - .*..........*.....--***~..~......*.*..*.**.............~*.....,....,...*.....*....,........*.*. blem abroad,” on page 5, verifies (se@ f....

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unquestionably the 198tk, cynical: Canadian mind-set at work in the book’s development Uncynically, in the fashion of a hopeful historian, we might look forward to that day when Canada’s “identity problem abroad” might become a relic of the past. Comments like this one tend to give a book a quaint, ___ timely _ quality, but never a qualifia timeless character. P&ps it will be edited from a later edition.

Despite these minor shortcomings, the book comes across as a pleasant, intelligent effort to review and explain the relationships and events that lead up to and were part of the internment of Japanpeople in Canada, and Canadians in Japan during the turmoil of the Second World War. Well worth a quick read, and a useful secondary &urce book for those interested in that era and issue. I

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Shamewill get you nowhere porary sound aswith “Shame”, making for an interesting, enjoyable mix. As a whole, Shcune is a solid collection of unique but not earth shattering tracks that show frequently the depth of Symi’s song writing ability.

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UI;fortunately, he g& a bit 6% d&p at times and as a result may leave listenerspuzzling over what he is trying to say. This is particularly true with “The House With Green Shutters” which has a nice beat and a meaning that went right over my head. Despite the over profoundness incurred here, this is a likable album suitable for thosewho like their music off-centre instead of off the charts.

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highlights. Also included in this plethora of hip tunes is a cover of Cole Porter’s “h’s Alright with Me” and Connick’s own rock anthem “Recipe for Love”. Making a guest appearanceon this album is the piano tuner of the stars Tom GiU Undo6

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tedly one of his tier moments. The title track”We Are in Love” has a lot of the intensity that the big E had;

Here it is. The feel good album for the nix&es. Harry Connick Jr. has updated the likes of Mel Torme and Frank Sinatra for an entirely new audienceof haute retro bobby soxers. This album contains a bevy of croonin’ ballads and dit-ditditties that suggestthat Connick hasbeen,to paraphraseStan Comyn’s herculean review of Frank Sinatra’s“Strangers in the Night,” belly to belly with Reality a few times. In fact Connick sings songs that are a little closer to where the truth lives. Well not really. But that does not lessen this album i any.

however, Connick’s pompadour hair style suggests more of a young Sinatra look than the grandiose hugeness that was Elvis’ hair. Moreover

Connick hair care pr&xts are ozone friendly; you should see the hole in the atmosphere above Graceland. This is the album for toe tapping. This is the album for washing dishes while waiting for thirtysomething. This is the album for ballroom dance classat the PAC. Just when Sinatra

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It took me a year or so to buy into the Sue Pop mythology; I was vexed by the reverence with which the mmes Soundgarden,Mudhonq, Nir vana would roll off the tongues of hipsters. After a while though, I got my head straight though, and I bent over and let Seattle’s superfuzz bigmuff explosion rock me till I bled.

Since its first release over three years ago, Sub Pop records has released a passe1 of the hardestrockinest records to smoke a tumtable since Radio Birdman and the Dictators went the way of alI rock‘n’roll dinosaurs. Led by the wily tandem of Bruce Pavitt and Jonathan Poneman, Sub Pop records has carefully cultivated an aura of hipness, while engaging in limited special edition-type marketing which ensures that those abeady ensnared by the Sub Pop mystique wilI buy the label’s vinyl often unheard.

Aura of hipness Though detractors claim - with some degree of accuracy - that all the groups on the label sound the same, the best groups like Mudhoney and Tad all have their own unique takes on the thundering MC5/ Stooges roar that is SUB POP.

Hothouse Flowers would conjure no other image than colourful blossoms behind glass. h Ireland however, “Flower Power” was taking fuIl effect. Even U2 acknowledged the emergence of these powerful street entertainers by signing them to Mother Records (a company created by the band to help put Irish musical contributions on the map), releasing ‘tive DC&~, Work by Bernard Keamey This Way” as their debut single. Well, Imprint staff the Hothouse Flowers have certainly come a long way since then. A subsequent signing to Polygram saw the 1986 was a year that saw U2 reign supreme. Although touted by RuZling successful release of Ample,their first album, proving indeed that Ireland Bone magazine as the “world’s has more to offer the world than U2 greatest unsigned band,” 1986 was and black beer. ah the year that mention of the

The peak of the compilation has to be Tad‘s “Ritu+I Device” and ‘Daisy.” Somehow, T@havemanaged to graft the postmodem tribal rhythms of early Gang of Four with a buzzsawguitarattackwhichcanpeelallbutthe highest-quality wallcoverings. When you add behemoth mainman Tad Doyle’s murderous screams to the brew, ‘Ritual Device” and “Daisy” generate the same adrenaline as the best rollercoaster.

Postmodem tribal rhythms

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The other peak moment of the Lp is Mudhoney’s ‘@TouchMe I’m Sick” - which manages to compress a generation’s worth of teen male sexual angst into two minutes and twenty seconds. Built upon a guitar riff as thick and distorted as has ever been found in captivity, this is the essence of SUPERFUZZ FUDGESHAGGING excitement. Save your&a few hundred bucks and succumb to the revolution which is SUBduing the planet. Fuck Me I’m Rich: your adrenal gland will love you.

$ming has arrived in :Hothouse Fltiers camp wi& th’Y 2 n&e of their second album, @me. Unfortunately, they strictly followed their previous formula for success, by releasing a single with toneless verses and booming choruses. That single is “Give it Up” (an omen, perhaps?). Strikingly similar to previous releases like “Don’t Go” or “I’m Sorry“, “Give it Up” is one of those songs you can’t remember except the part that mentions the title.

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iMEcuII0ugh, one-time crooner for Echo And The Bunnymen (now The .Bunnyhmd, or something like that) put out a sweet album of surpising charm and now the title track has been remixed, backed by three other gear-fab or@&, and released for The obgeneral consumption. (li)vious presence of Elizabeth Fraser (C&au ‘Irvin) adds moment of dreamy splendour after moment of shimmering brilliance. The other three tracks, which are not your average scraps off the studio floor, besides being gear-fab, are also groovy, except when they’re born and then you can look at the nice jacket sleeve while you put the whoIe thing away. If you read record reviews, you’re a silly bastard. Hee hee.

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.. While it is disheartening to be subjected to mass media oriented drivel, once you get past the token money making single, the rest of the album is actually quite good. ColIaboration with Daniel Ianois on Shut Up and L&en adds a spatial element to their sound, whiIe CYMaonlai’s slow vocal build up on “I Can See Cbarly Now” reveaIs the range and intensity of his voice.

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created on the street and popularized by unpremeditated gigs. Tu I-ISXthe natural charm and ener~ cf such an 0utit into a 12 track a!b& Is misrepresentational and truly urA.xtunate.

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/A*Ca,&4,,&‘a? \urr~llua.L LLJmother), and Albert Finney (judge)1. After such a huge emotionalbluild up by the four wit-

the rest of the band. The last real Floyd album, 2% Final Cut, had its musical origins with unused Wall tracks, Gilmore hated 27re Final Cut and it seems that the resentments borne in 1979 were finally con=fihted h tie emly 80,~. pink Floyd

nesses, Fhtw ey spews the sentencing kfthewitna is in a boring, monotone voice, unl ike Waters’ @lYmacmifid tmeals on the original “-e- ---albu.ln Ovadl it was an exceptional treat to the ears 0.f live album enthusiasts everywhere. A mustfor psychedelic rockfans.An ditwouldbeasinforme tn crirra EI 1; of my - r.,- ” live production favor&e album of all time a rating of anything less than perfect.. -

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were never to record again. Towards the end of the 80% the media was tie with various mudslinging sessions between Waters and the “reformed” Pink Floyd namely Gilmore and Mason. Much was written about, and much was specifically not writ&n about. Anyone having an opi&on on, or pretending to know the “story” behind Newflyd had better read the investigative niece in 1987’s issue of

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tit to Gilmores fiend. Or maybe that’s just the way it is, go figure. After Newfloyd’s successful string of worldwide con-certs they su-Bested that a ‘Dark Side Of The Moon” tour might be a possibility, playing the entire work from start to finish Months later Waters seemed to counter with the idea of staging a Wall show at the then still intact Berlin Wall to Hexoress the futilitv of it all.”

where the original wall once stood, worldwide. form nf . ---- _.----,~rticularlv r-I-- ---, in---the --- ------Waters played iVze Wall in its entirety a hit single, the hauntingly infectious with an endless list of celebrity art&s “Another Brick In The Walt (part II)“. on hand to help out And the audio The double concept album has ecstasy of the concert is capturti on . become the yard-stick by which to Waters’ latest release, lie Wall-Berlin measure all other attempts to expand 190. the boundaries by which pop music is The album begins with the Scorcontained. Roger Water’s bare-soul pions, grinding out a captivating narrative style, most obvious in hard-core version of In EJzeFlesh. “Mothef, coupled with David When the dust settles, Waters does a Cilmnre’s__ othmworldlv rmitar --1 (“Run duet of 7i$e fiz’n Ice with the heart L&e He~<&~~&~-~~ ham--_---, rendering voice of Ute Lemper to pounding away, forging me WalZinto highlight the opening more. completion From there, guest artists The Band, Although Dze Wall was about tearCyndi Lauper, Peter Wood, Thomas inn dnwn the walls that nrewpnt cnmDolby, Sinead “Star Spangled Banmunication (iLIpOlld, ner” O’Connor, Bryan Adams, Jerry international J it seemed that the Hall, and Joni Mitchell took turns ati recon S.mz of the mcaiect was reminiscing the tracks on disc one creating barrier&etween’W&& and whilestage hands built upa huge 100 )foot high foam wall (which at the end >f the show, was tom down with the zlimactic number 17heTrial). Pauper, O’Connor, and Hall are a disappointment in their bastartit-ions of AnotherBrick in the Wall %rt II), Mu&r and What A Fubulous Poumrespectively. --

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The rmgging camaraderie, laced with innuendo, which drives the asides and dialogue during the albun reaches its apex (nadir?) during ‘Jerk Out” which was released as the firs{ single. Of course, considering Day’5

by Paul Done Imprint staff From the opening bars of ‘Tandemonium,” it’s evident that the (reformed) Time have set themselves a mission to restore funk and personality into the faceless contemporary black pop scene. With unrestrained camp and corniness, the Time put the bump back in yo booty with chunky basslines, syncopated drumming and greasy rhythm guitar lines. Led by the leering cartoonish character of Morris Day (“He’s not a man, he’s an adventure”) and his smirking mirror-toting toady Jerome Benton, the Time are a throwback to different era of funk. Their reverence for sixties and seventies soul has a levity to it - they understand when

by T~vor Blair imprint staff 1985 was a boss year for music. Three bands in particular were catching most of my ear-time: The Sisters

with their First And Last And Always album, Killing Joke’s AQghr Time,and of course New Model Army’s No R&

.For7ite wicked.Fine platters alI, these,

Morris Day shouts “Hit Me,” it’s a synthesizer, not a real horn section, which responds. Perhaps because they’ve all had success in their solo projects and consequently don’t have to prove anything, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of ego-tripping from Jimmy Jam,‘Erry Lewis, Jellybean Johnson or Jesse Johnson. They are content to let Day run wild over the top of their churn-

1 must now be candid, my primary motivation for wanting to review this album was to have an-excuse to babble about “Skillet,” which is simply the nastiest funkiest song I have heard in an eon. Opening w&h a sample from Public Enemy, “Skillet” sim$1~ explodes with a guitar attack which puts the Red Hot Chili Peppers to shame. With Jesse Johnson provid-

ing chunky rhythm guitar, and Jelly: bean Johnson positively ripping the skins off his drums, the Time rock tha funk like it hasn’t been rocked since the heyday of Funkadelic. Just when the song seems Iike it couldn’t get any better, Jimmy Jam drops a Jimmy 1Smith funky organ solo into the stew - WHEW! Only slightly less spectacular is ‘TBlondie,” which works the same guitar-driven lode as “Skillet.”

by Come Thomas Imprint staff “Okay,” intones the producer, slowly releasing smoke from his hard lips, “your turn. And don’t forget to prominently display the 7-up bottle when you say ‘Are you up for it?“‘. Lemmy stands up and tentatively pints to himself. “Me?”

bands would go on to accomplish the “Yeah you. Now get to it” meritorious task of actually keeping’ Moving over to the set, Lemmy me irtimed for the next five years. can’t help but wonder how he has Fall 1990, and all three of these guiding lights are veering into alignment fooled the advertising world into and their fkst comments on our new accepting him as a commercial spokesperson. “Is here fine?” ‘Yeah, you dolt,” &mph - rockstars, thinks the director. ‘Now when the girl in the miniskirt offers you the The 63rd bottle, take it waste high and say seductively ‘Are you Up for it?’ State of Japan “Sure,” says Lemmy, his thoughts betraying his words. “Say cutey, you wanna ~-UP?” Now, thinks Lmuny: “Are you Up happy global &mate are imminent. If it sounds like I’m’about to enter my for it?” he screams and grabs his second childhood, it could well be, crotch. Then he thinks better of it and but who’s this, this first ambassador to grabs her crotch, “Are you Up for it or the season, the ‘season of the what, baby?” The actress runs off the set and adrenaline harvest? It’s NMA! Tension mounts as the needle drops. Is Iemmy mumbles Tuck this shit; I’ll do it may way.“ my baited breath justified? Yes!!!! Another fine nay, fabulous single from these chroniclers of modem-day toil and strife. A tale of viol&t desperation, “Get Me Out” kicks off with manic laughter not unlike that of an Eldxitch or a Coleman. What follows is their most complex and intense single since “Brave New World”, and in fact, in this reviewers mind, the ‘two tunes have been jockeying for “best ever” status for a good two weeks. NMA devotees might note that Jason “Moose” Harris left the band a while ago and details are still a bit sketchy about his replacement. Moose’s phenomenal bass playing was part of NMA’s lifeblood; fear not, the band has never sounded better. The rhythm section comes cllarging toward your forehead, and you can actually hear the instruments singing along with good 01’ Slade The kvel’ler: “Get me out of this place, get me o3t of this trap, get me out of my brain!” And, not being the sorts to &cord crap, the other track On the single “Prison” gives us another extreme of Slade’s emotional spectrum, giving OUTblood chance to cool. . . a bit anyways Bring on the new Lp, entitled Impwity.I wonder if there’s a song called “Jih&” on it.

ing grooves.

ego, it mght have been more approp riate to calI t “Jerk Off.” Pandemoniumdrops off during the slow which songs needlsly interrupt the non-stop funk party they create so well. “Donald Trump (Black Version)” is one of the most unfortunately i&timed songs ever, considering DT’s well-pubIicized recent financial woes. The other bedroom number, “Sometimes I Get bnely” is like a pea from the same pod as Prince’s ‘International Lover” from 1999. Sr~eakim of Prince, his name is not meitioned”once on ihe LP; surprising since it’s released on Paisley -Park - Prince’s label. Perhaps a sign of some lingering tension between the Time and Prince? So Iet’s lop off a half-a-s& for for the smoochy nonsense, but otherwise Pandemoniumis a tour de funk Most reunions are a waste of time (no pun intended), this one has produced the best album yet from the Time.

The words are like tonic to him. “111 doitmyway... isn’t that a Sid Vicious song? Yeah - it is. Wait a second; I think Ill do a Sid Vicious cover, Blue Sue& Shoesor something like that.” He signals to the musicians, who didn? storm off the set after the direc-

tor who followed the actress. ‘Hey boys, strike up that Vicious chestnut, “Blue Suede Shoes.“’

‘That’s a Presley song, written by Carl Perkins,” lectures the faggy, short haiied drummer. ‘Tresely, Perkins, Vicious . . . whatever, you friggin pence: just shut up and play it.” Cowed into submission, the band begins, and I~mmy shines. Screaming the lwcs, he walks over to the amplifiers and turns all of them up to 11. Lemmy snarls at the drummer

and physicaIIy threatens the guitarist with body language that has the universal meaning’ of “faster you queer,orI’Ilripoffyourheadandpiss down your throat.” By the end of the song, the studio is in ruins, Lemmy is hoarse, and the musicians are bleeding. But the recording was left to posterity (A futefar kinder t/tan thisw&w

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by Rich Nichol Imprint staff

If you think that sticking to a running game will be the death of the Waterloo Warrior football team, you weren’t at Les Prince Field at McMaster Universitv in Hamilton last Saturday. Third-year running back sensetion, Tom Chartier, ran for 285 yards on 25 carries, collecting two touchdowns to lead Waterloo to a 2414 maiming of the Marauders. His astonished father Gene Chartier Sr said, “Tom has never gotten over ZOOyards rushing before today. He played great . . . his best game yet.” Chartier’s total now stands as the new individual single game rushing record at the university, and ranks third in the same category in the alltime OUAA record books. Meanwhile, Guelph running back Chuck Sims, carried 27 times for 331 yards and four touchdowns in the Gryphons’ 53-14 annihilation of York That puts Sims first in the OUAA records, two places above Chartier. In other OWAA gridiron action on the weekend, Western pummelled Toronto 23-9, and Windsor, embarrassed Laurier 32-14. Western is now the only undefeated team in the league at 3-0, with Waterloo, Windsor, Toronto, and Guelph all knotted in second place, sporting 2-l records. Rounding out the standings, Laurier is in sixth at l-2, while McMaster and York (O-3) are the cellar dwellers. McMaster had trouble moving the ball all day, leaving themselves at third and another time zone on several last down situations, The stats were heavily in the Warriors’ favor, except perhaps in passing yardage. UW rackec&up a season high total of 377 yards of offence, 358 of which were on rushing. The Marauders on the other hand accumulated only 111

Running back Torn Chartier (25) yards - 117 on the ground, 79 in the air, and an unforgivable 85 yards lost. “Overall, I thought we played much better,” said Waterloo head coach Dave “Tuffy” Knight. We cut down on our penalties (6 for 46 yards) and had only one turnover. Tom Chartier had an outstanding game, and our wide receivers did a great job of blocking. But we must improve more and get our drives together. We’re getting there; we’re almost ready for the big teams (Windsor, Western, and Toronto) .“ Chartier opened up the scaring early in the first quarter with a 42 yard touchdown run. Place kicker Peter Tchir’s convert attempt was blocked and the Warriors led, 6-O. On the next series, Mike Raynard kicked a howitzer punt forcing McMaster to concede a single point. At 9:51 of the second quarter, Chartier, in a spectacular effort,

ran for 285 yards on 25 carries, collecting two tou,tchdowns. veered and scampered 67 yards through the Mac secondary for his second touchdown of the game. This time, the convert by Tchir got through, widening the gap to 14-O. The Marauders came back to tie the score late in the half with two touchdowns one minute apart. Wide receiver Jamie Sands caught a otieyard toss from pivot Anthony Alfano for Mac’s first major and the second one was scored by cornerback Jamie Sands, who intercepted a Steve Bennet pass and dashed 48 yards. Just before the snap on the same play, a Marauder lineman stepped over the line of scrimmage and back, but as is custqmary in the OUAA, the line judge was oblivious to the fact. Knight lost it and, with arms flailing like a semaphore, appealed for au offside penalty, but it was to no avail. McMaster gave the Warriors a team safety in the final minute and the lead at the half, 16-14.

Photo by Dave Thomson The second half was all Waterloo as the team gathered two more singles on missed field goals in the third quarter and Tchir made field goals of 17 and 10 yards in the fourth. , .: ,;~$&&y&~.:~~f ,:,,y:..~; ,,,:;,,:;:‘,: :\ .~.:j;: .~‘-_:.,c.l:i.:~f:‘.‘~, ,I;,z>:: :.L:~;:‘;;:,:;~:: ,: I_ ,!i::‘.:h.l . I 2.,, .i ,:,. .., /

Fullback Orville Be&ford ran 14 &nes for 40 yards for the Warriors, Bennet carried three times for 26 yards and Rob Patai ran twice for seven vards. The top rusher for

McMaster was John Matthews with one 41 yard run. In passing statistics, Bennet completed three of nine passes for 28 yards and Alfano completed six of his 21 offerings for 79 yards. Waterloo’s offensive and defensive lines are becoming more solid with every game, according to offensive line coach Mike Sitko. “We’ve got a few kinks to iron out but we’re getting there.” Marshall Bingeman, Fam Lone, Mark Williams, Alan Rydman, and Terry Cantwell have all been consistent starting linemen on offence. On the defence, nose tackle Mike TAN had two sacks against the Marauders and linebacker Benoit Drouin added another. Ianc had help building his impenetrable wall with fellow linemen Mark Yarmel, Bob Casey, Jeff Lake, and Mark MacCorn-tack. Raynard out-punted his counterpart Ray Martin0 by 2.5 yards, averaging 37.4 on the day. Tchir meanwhile, blew away Marc Crombeen in kickoff stats (53.7 yards to Crombeen’s 38.6). Sophomore Warrior Peter Wawrow led all punt returners with 94 yards on nine carries, while McMas- , ter’s Chris Wakefield was the top kickoff returner with 75 yards on three runs. ::,;.<.:, ..> ._ : :. ,’ .: .. ‘. .._ ., ::.::: :

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by Peter Brown Imprint staff The Waterloo Warrior hockey team kicked off its preseason schedule this week in preparation fur this weekend’s Oktoberfest Tournament at the Columbia Icefields. “We’re the defending champions this year,” said head coach Don McKee, “and we plan to be prepared.” And the Warriors will be prepared, as they just made their cuts for the final squad on Wednesday night. The Warriors had a promising training camp, as McKee noted that

six of the rookies were captains nf their teams last year. The most notable loss from years past is goalie Mike Bishop, but previous third string Mark McCue (behind Bishop and Jamie Sollomon) plans to fight for the starting job with Steve Udvari of the Junior ‘A’ Niagara Falls Thunderbirds and James Organ of Saskatchewan.

“We’ll be prepared,” says McKee The blueline has been competitive this trai+Gng camp with seven returners: Craig Shaw and Brad Geard (both in their fourth year), Ian Pound, Rod Thacker, Chris Naylor, Mike Payne, and 8ud Dequanne. Robkies include Jeff Ballantyne of the Owen

Sound Platers, Corey Keenan of the Kitchener Rangers, Chatham’s Mike Chiteroni, Kevin Falsey, and Gary Wisemen. Two thirds of the highest scoring line will return this fall, with Tony Crisp and Jamie Maki coming back. Other returning forwards include Jim David, Clark Day, Steve Richard, Fat Daly, John Williams, Cord CostiganLandry Smith, Sean Burton, and Brad Muir. Darryl Schnider of Cornell and Owen Sound’s Ken Fedema are right wing rookies, and a plethora of newcomers are vying for, left wing positions including Dave McKay, captain of the Waterloo Siskins last year. Bill Whistle, brother of assistant coach Rob, is also trying out, along with Dave Note, Steven Schaefer, and Mike Kowalski.

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Field hockey seasonbegins

Athenas go 2-l in Kingston Field Hockey by Judy McCrae The field hockey Athenas have completed their two weekends of exhibition play and were in full c$ive this past weekend as they IX&I league play in rainy Kingston.&f&. recovering from the long bus ride, the team was ready to compete. In the season opener against Queen’s, the Athenas pulled together and worked as a unit. This resulted in two goals, scored by Janet MacPherson and Annette Koehler. The Queen’s side was unable to counter with an effective attack, and the final score was a comfortable 2-O. Next, the Athenas faced the traditionally dominant York team which boasts seven players with national team experience among their 11 starters. Waterloo head coach Judy McCrae implemented a change in team positioning in an attempt to counter the strength of York’s forward line. Through man to man working and outstan& performances - by Koehler, Caitlin MacGregor, and Kylie Scoggan, the Athenas managed to keep York to a three goal lead. The final score was 3-O for York This ended a spectacular six-game shutout for goalie Lynn Warrack. On Sunday, the competition came in the form of the Carleton team. The Athenas started strong, scoring a goal before the game’s first minute had elapsed. After that initial success, Waterloo seemed to lose momentum. The absence of key player, Scoggan, became apparent. Nonetheless, the Athenas managed two more goab for a final result of 3-O.

tripleheader

AU in all, the weekend yielded good results. Five matches in exhibition play resulted in two wins and three ties. This year’s team has eight new faces, among them a lot of freshmen. The main concentration of the pre-season has .hqn defence, with Waterloo sh&ir& out fcwr .of five opponents. T&s +ear’s‘y& & comprised of: , ,, *,1’n , “; i 11 I ‘t.. I.; , >: ~ 5 Kylie Scoggan 6 Leanne Dietrich 7 Charlene Reist 8 Anna Grant

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The Athems (above in exhibition action) held the opposition scordess for six games before losing 3-O to York in game two ot hgue play. Photo by Dave Thomson

Near misses in losses to’ WLU and iWac Athena

Soccer

byClaudia campana Inquint

staff

On Wednesday, September 25, the Waterloo Athena soccer team played the laurier Golden Hawks on their home turf at Bechtel Park

laurier took an early lead, scoring their first goal 15 min&s into the first half, and leading at half time by tW0.

The Athenas began the second half with an intensity that produced excellent team work an-d scoring opportunities, including a near-miss header by fomard Darka Tchir that bounced off the right-hand post. Keeper Andrea Jalbert provided great net coverage against the Limier forwards. The Hawks managed to extend

their lead to three, with five minutes left in the match and the final score ended up 3-O for taurier. Waterloo hosted tardy but ever powerful McMaster on Satiy, September 29. Mac established their lead early, scoring two goals in the fmt twenty minutes of the opening half. The Athenas had numerous scoring opportunities, including a freefor-all in front of the Mac goal. At thirty-five minutes into the fhst half, fullback Kelly Campbell made a run

up the left side of the field and made the cross to Tchir in the center, who in turn passed the ball to right winger Catherine HoIlXeld, who connected with an excellent shot Though Waterloo continued to play hard and pressure the defence, the Marauders scored their final goal in the second half, and the game ended as a 3-l win for M&laster. In upcoming soccer action, the Athenas play Brock on October 3, and then take a well deserved break for Thanksgiving.

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u/ith wins overLuurier and Qumzs. . .

Warriors back iti playoff hunt Warrior

won the inside game, and the backs dominated the weak backs of WLU. Then, on Saturday, Sept 29, Waterloo accomplished something that they hadn’t in five years: they beat the Queens’ Golden Gaels. Waterloo’s 12 points came on four penalty kicks by Castilho,the last one in the fh+.l minute of play to take the letid.

Rugby

by peter Brown Implint staff

The Warrior rugby side has rebounded with two victories in a week, 15-6 over h&r and 12-10 over defending champions Queen’s, This win was a dramatic one, The team now sh;ires a 2-2 record with the Gaels,behind McMaster at featuring late goalline standsby both 4-Oand Western at 3-l. With three teams. With minutes left, and gamesrem UW can still make Queen’s ahead 10-9,the Gaels were the playoffs if they finish even with threatening to scorethe clincher. Five Queen’s, and can finish secondin the times they came close,and five times division if they defeat Western they were turned away by the Waterloo defense. tomorrow.

bounds before he crossed the tryline. -After Queen’s rush, Waterloo had Five time Queenscame close, one of its owq getting close to a try three times Lfore -Queen’s w& and five times they were turned away. called for a penalty in the last minute of plav. Becausethe penalty was only 15-m~~~outfrom~e~~eandata On one occasion,a Queen’swinger spot of favourable angle, Waterloo On Wed. Sept.26, Waterloo had as opponents the perfect team to break ran dong the sidelines and Queen’s electedto try the penalty kick instead their losing streak: the struggling later scored a apparent try. The offi- of running the ML Castilho set up Laurier Golden Hawks. Winger Peter cial let play continue for a minute or and kicked his fourth three-pointer of ,Keir scored the only try for Waterloo so before realizing that the touch the game to give Waterloo the 12-10 on a second phase ball, and kicker judge had raised his flag indicating win Edson Castilho added the two-point that the winger had stepped out of Tomorrow, the Warriors host the conversion. Castilho also kicked bounds. So, the try was called back, Mustangs on Columbia Field at 1:00 three penalties for the rest of and Queen’s lead remained at one pm. UW may be able to claim second point. Waterloo’s 15 points. place in Division I if they can beat Head coachBrian Quistberg noted This was as closeto justiceassports Western, and do so by more points PaulToon’sexcellentplay digging the canget, though, sincethe scorer of an than Westernbeat them in the season ball out of rucks. Waterloo’sforwards earlier Queen’s try had been out of opener, 9-3.

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Grand Prix dig Ameriques World Cup Cycling

A pilgrimage to Montreai’s soul, the dominant Mont Royal, was made by the international p,rofessional; peloton on Sunday, September 30. In its secdnd year of World Cup status, the Grand Prix des Ameriques is not marked with the history that separates other “classic” one day races as Paris-Roubaix or the Tour des Flanders.Yet the 16 kilometer circuit is covered 14 times, and the riders must traverse a vitioits Mont Royal each leg-searing lap. This 10th stop in professional cycling’s World Cup is the only one outside of Europe and it owes its existence to shrewd race promoter, Serge Arsenault. In a prelude to the main event, Arsenault staged a criterium two days before in Hamilton. Remarkably, several teams weren’t content to save their top riders and raced them hard.

Ruthless course layout Sunday’s weather presented different challenges to the riders than last year’s event where heat and humidity were responsible for most

of the attrition. The r* at times pelting, slickened the course placing bike handling skiUs at a premium. Safety netting and padded barriers greeted the riders at the first two comers on the, long descent from the crest of Cote de St. Cathee. II& first climb provided the main

breaks with him for fear of guaranteeing him victory. Fignon abandoned this years G. P. in the early laps. Lemond cont@es to ride only for July and August ,and he too failed to be a factor in this Grand Prix. Z’S

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team’s colours into the top twenty using his climbing ability to advantage during the 224 km duration. The winning break joined forces when this year’s world champion, Rudy Dhaenens (PDM), Chiapucci, Sammy Moreels (L&to), Thomas Wegmuller (Weinmann) and Del Tongo’s Franc0 Ballerini escaped the lead bunch with two laps remaking. Last year, Wegmuller won the hearts of Montrealers as he bravely soloed for 10 laPs before being caught by a Greg Lemond driven chase group.

treacherous Cote de St. Catherine. Steve Bauer (Seven-Eleven) was in a chase group including this year’s Tour de Suisse winner and cycling giant, Sean Kelly (PDM). Ballerini was able to shed Moreels by the Cote de Neiges and soloed across the finishing tape in just over six hours for his second victory in as my weeks (Paris-Blussels) I Meanwhile, Wegmuller heroically gained on Chiapucci who dropped Dhaenens and picked up Moreels. WegmulIer calmly let the Lotto rider

With a twenty second advantage, Ballerini attacked and Moreels latched on to his wheel, fracturing the

lead out the sprint and accelerated past the exhausted Moreels for second. Chiapucci cruised in for fourth and the huge crowd awaited

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~ltxtim point but the courseoffered another brutal xjse, the Cote de Neiges,whose slippery 80 km/h downhill caused the violent crash of a L&to rider. The ruthless course layout merited its World CUP stabs, ptig down the 200 rider field to just over 60 at the races conclusion. The story of the race begins with the Tour de France’s second place finisher, Claudia Chiapucci (Carrera). His ubiquitous presence in every break documented his superior strength. Initially off the front with two other riders, he held a one and a half minute advantage over the chasers on the Cote de Neiges two hours into the event. btto, TVM and Seven-Eleven, alI out of the top ten in World Cup team standings fought for control of the chasing peloton, hoping to please their sponsors with late season results. Meanwhile, Laurent Fignon’s (Castorama) season continues d&asterously. After Fignon’s eight second defeat at the hands of Greg Lemond (Z) in the 1989 Tour de France, he has suffered poor results and injury. As well, Fignon’s attacking style has forced other riders to decline working in

riders, Kelly and Dhaenens. Dhaenens lost his nerve with 20~1 metres and attempted to force the situation The world champion, not a noted sprinter, veered right around Bauer and his teammate. Kelly was boxed in and Bauer was able to explode across the line for 16 world CUP points and f&h place. The remaining World Cup events this year are Paris-Tours on October 13, the Tour of bmbardy in Italy on October 20 and the F.I.C.P./ Perrier World Cup Fwe on October 27.

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owner and oprator, has filed for protection, a v@tirn of junk bond debt. There are rumours that the company will be bought auf by its Japanese partners, but the only North &milton$ity Hall protided the American registered European back drop fsjr the start/finish line at, squad wi.U H&y be a casualty. the Canadian Dq cycling Domestically, Seven-Eleven has Challenge, Friday September 28. 1 great experience in criteriurn (shortTwenty-seven laps of the 3km cir- course) racing. Noel Dejonckheere, cuit were to showcase the pro- : directeursportif, uncharacteristically fessional peloton and provide team had aI his charges working hard domestiques with a chance for glory before the main event in Montreal. andprizemoney.lnstead,bighitteps; The result was an express train of Laurent Fignon (Castorama) and twenty riders going off the front Steve Bauer (Seven-Eleven) raced at powered by six members of the slurthe front of the 148 rider field, keep pie squad, two thirds of the way ing the pace high and reeling in through the 1 hr 49 min contest. breaks as they developed, With five laps remaining, the break Seven-Eleven’s racing program is had gained over two minutes on the uncertain as Southland Corpomtion, chasing bunch, and Canadian, Brian byPeterDedes staff

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Walton (Seven-Eleven), initiated an Sammy attack with Belgium’s Moreels (Lotto). Moreels and Walton worked together for the next four laps and gained 10 seconds on the SevenEleven controlled chasers. , At the last lap bell, Moreels charged hard to capture a $1000 prime. Walton counter-attacked on the rise into comer one. The chasing bunch decided to haul back the duo and decide the outcome in a final bunch sprint With the red, white and green dominating matters, Seven-Eleven youngster, Fmnkie Andreu broke clear to beat Moreels at the tape. An exhausted Walton felI off the back of the break but still finished over three minutesup on the field which dutifuUy paraded for its final lap.

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by-w The Warriors and Athenas made their presence felt at the Queens Cross-Country Invitational held at a conservation area near Kingston last Saturday. The Athenas placed an excellent third out of approximately a dozen schools from across the province. The Warriors overcame the absence of key runners missing through injury and illness to place sixth as a team. Significantly, this Kingston course will be the one to host the OUAA championships on October 27. The Waterloo athletes wiIl know exactly what to expect in their attempt to qualify for the CIAU championships held at Ottawa. At this point, the Athenas in particular appear to have an excellent chance for quaIi.fication despite the absence through injury of Lisa Laffradi, who placed in the top ten at nationals a year ago. Individually, the Athenas were led by standout, Jill Francis, who herself finished seventh at the CIAU’s last year. Francis crossed the line fourth at Queens over the 5.4 km course and said that she was pleased with her race. Francis was followed by Marci Aitken in 17th, Kelly McHale in 22nd, Nancy Calder in 23rd and Fiona Griffiths in 34th. The team’s result was rounded out by the efforts of Daralyn Bates and Louise Touesnerd, both of whom felt that they had improved

over their previous race last week at Western. The men’s course, a fairly flat layout consisting of grass and winding trails in wooded areas measured out to 10.2 km. The relatively level terrain seemed to W&t athletes witl7 a track and field back&ound in running fast times. The Warriors were led by Paul Ernst who attained his customary top ten finish despite th# flat courses are generally not to his advantage. Ernst was followed by rookie, Mark

Rowing by Harry Shnider

This weekend, the UW rowing teams kicked off the 1990 OUAA/ OWIAA season with the Head of the Trent rowing regatta, in Peterborough. The regatta is the centrepiece of Trent’s homecoming, and students from all Ontario schools were seen celebrating at the finish line party - even those without rowing programs (e.g. Laurie+ The race was held on a narrow, curving waterway, which allowed spectators to get extremely close to the crews. The narrowness has often contributed to spectacular crashes,

Ferguson, a Mastem student who ran his best race of the season in finishing 34th. Ten seconds later, veteran Mark Rab crossed the line completing a fine effort in his first race of the seasm. Other solid efforts.were turned in by Jeff Barrett, Paul Sudlow, Scott McDonald, Gary PIti and Greg Pogue. Special men&n goes to Scott Nichol who completed the race de+ pite running the majority of the distance on a badly sprained ankle. Next on the agenda for the crosscountry teams will be the first annual

particularly in the novice events, but this year only the Queen’s novice men broke their boat, running it aground. AI1 UW crews saw action, with the exception of the men’s Lightweight Double. Steve Hickling, Waterloo’s single sculler, raced alone as his three competitors did not race. His time was 21:02, a very competitive showing, The men’s Heavyweight Four finished fourth out of five, racing the course in 19% (Trent won in 18:14). During the race the Warriors were able to pass two boats, one of which was an eight. Unfortunately, they were passed by another crew. Passing the eight resulted in a minor collision, but no damage was sustained. The men’s Lightweight Four rowed a shortened course, finishing last in a very - competitive race of

Waterloo Invitational to be held in the Columbia lake area this Friday, October 5. The women’s 4km race will. go at 530 pm and the men wiIl shortly follow the finish of the ladies. The racers will run a 2km loop which takes in portions of the UW golf course, the shoreline of Columbii lake, and the steep hill parallel to Columbia S@eet This promises to be an excellent spectator course and the Warriors and Athenas are counting on considerable vocal support from

UW faithful who haven’t split the scene for Thanksgiviq Come out and see some of the top university runners as well as many eliteclubat&teswhoarealsobeing invited to compete.

. The Wa&rloo Wtioz& Golf Tm competed in the Guelph Invitational at the Springfield Golf Coon Thursday, September 27. Waterloo finishedwithateamtotalof306to place fourth out of 10 schools. Queen’s score of 295 allowed them to witI their second university invitationalto urnament. Guelphwith a score of 297, and Laurier (303) rounded out the top three in second and third respectively. Waterloo was led by second year playerJeff Clipp,whoshot72,andB Gilmore with a fine 74. Clipp’s score was the second lowest individual round of the day and Gilmore’s ranked f&h overall. Queen’s palrticipant Sean Horton led all competitors with an excellent score of 68. Other members of Waterloo’s squad in the tournam ent were Craig Moore, who shot a 78 on the day, and John Donald and Matt Kwiecien, m scoring 82. The Warriqrs wiI.l be competing in the OUAA finals at the Guelph Cutlen Club on Ott 10 and 11.

seven - time 15:14. This was only 122 behind first place Carleton. The women’s crews got off to a good start, as well. The women’s lF;our (Marilee Atkinson, Cindy Mann, Giselle Chaisson, stroke Anneli Woods, cox Tammy Lee) passed their Ottawa U rivals, and finished seventh of eight, in 22:59. Western won the event rowing the course in an incredible 29%. The women’s Lightweight Double (Paula Hendsbee, Sharon Orr) only had one crew to race, Ottawa, and finished second, time 21:06. This weekend, the crews wilI be at the U of T Sprints, held at the Argonaut Rowing Club, in Toronto. Hopefully, all crews will continue to improve against their rivals, as all have been working hard on Conestogo Lake, aka the North Sea.

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Al says Oakland over-Cincinnati Pro Sports Report byALFollion Imprint staff

Both teams are surprise winners this year, but both are-quite deserving. The key to this series will be the strong lefthanded pitching of the Reds. Tom Browning, Danny Jackson, Norm Charkm, and Randy Myers should be able to reduce the effective-

ness of Pittsburgh’s left-handed power. Barry Bonds and Andy Van Slyke are 1eftieF and Bobby Bonilla, although a stiltch hitter, is much more effective from the left side. The Pirates will need strong contributions from people like Jeff King, Jay Bell, and Sid Bream who have been ‘over-achievers all season. They wil.lalsobenefitfromth+actthaUhey can reduce their starting rotation to three men. In a long series, Doug Drabek and Zane Smith may get three starts each. The lack of a top quality closer will hurt them Pittsburgh will have to find a way to neutralize Eric Davis. He has been one of the hottest players in the league over the last few months and has killed the Pirates this season. In a

recent four game sweep in Pittsburgh, Davis was a one man wrecking crew. Look for him to take a few walks this series as the Pirates will pitch him carefully. If Davis is held down, Barry Larkin, PaulO’NeiIl,and HalMorriswillhave to carry the load. The Reds have a lot of depth and all of their starters can do serious damage to the Pirates. Cincinnatj @so has excell&t team speed with seven gem&& base stealing threats: Davis, Iarkin, ONeill, Bill Doran, Mariano Duncan, Chris Sabo, and Billy Hatcher. If they can knock the Piite starters out early, it will be a short series If Bonds and Bonilla are hitting, the Pirates can win . . Re4ham:Redeinsix

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it would seem that Ben Johnson is back in the news these clays, causing the usual acrimony, and the whole thing’s got my brain rather fogged. I just don’t understand; he got caught, he accepted his punishment, what’s the big deal? If you are now kicking into the “he’s a cheater and a disgrace” motif allow me only to say, “Wake up and smell the burning toast!” The only thing Ben Johnson is guilty of is getting caught. Actually, the guilt should come firmly to rest on the shoulders of the waterhead in charge of his drug program. I hate to force enlightenment on anyone refusing to accept it, but in the group of world-class, elite athletics, drups are simply another trainingmeth&l, like we& training.

So does this make Ben a chemically produced mutant who got his ability out of a steroid bottle? Hardly. There seems to be some misunderstanding about what steroids actually do. Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but there is no proof from countless scientific studies that steroids can in any way improve a runner’s speed. So I guess we’re stuck with the fact that Ben Johnson excelled in the 100 metres ‘cause he’s genetically equipped to. You might say that Ben’s a natural sprinter, he’s just not drug free. But then, not many world-class athletes are. Basically, the ‘roids are used to boost the athlete’s recovery abilities, so that the training programs don’t drive the guy into overtraining. Also, while I’m on my soapbox, there were a couple of things that came out of the Dubii inquiry that everybody seems to be diligently ignoring and it’s drivin’ me bugshit. First, why was there a large quantity stanozolol in of unconverted Johnson’s urine sample? That indicates that some moron whacked him up with the juice that caused this

whole mess the day of the race. This has to go beyond stupidity, unless there is something to Johnson’s allegations of sabotage. Second, did anybody else catch the testimony of the head doctor to the American track team at Seoul? You know, the guy who said that anyone in the final could have tested positive, either ‘cause the test isn’t that accurate (which isn’t the case) or ‘cause everyone in the race was using drugs. So much for cheaiting and unfair advantage. Oh yeah, that everyone includes the self acclaimed Mr. Natural, Carl Lewis. And just to close off, while I’m on the subject of Mr. Lewis, this whole mess was worth it, to me, just to see Ben shut Lewis oversized yap. ‘Cause at the risk of sounding like some kind of sociopath, I can’t stand Carl Lnvis. To me, in my own twisted view, Carl Lewis, his ego, his antics and incredibly poor sportsmanship embody the dark side of amateur sports. And for some strange reason, I don’t for one second believe that Lewis is drug-free either. He just hasn’t been caught yet. ’

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AMERICAN LEAGUE: OakbndvsBoston

The A’s have proven once again’ this year that they are the best. It could be a very rough ser& for the Red Sox. Roger Clemens is coming off an injury and willbe needed badly. Mike Boddicker is the only other starter who can be c’ounted on. Their bullpen is also extremely weak. Offensively, Boston has some punch. Wade Boggs and Ellis Burks have had good years. Mike Greenwell and Tom Bumansky have played better as of late. They will have to have a big power surge for the Red Sox to stay close. The A’s are simply too good for Boston They will be able to reduce their starting rotation to three pitchers: probably Dave Stewart, Bob Welch, and Mike Moore. Dennis Eck-

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in six ersley is one of the best closers in basball. Offensively, Oakland is just as strong. Jose Canseco and Mark McGuire give them the most powerful 1-2 punch in baseball. Rickey Henderson has had an MVP Season and always comes through in the playoffs. The only thing that may hurt the A’s is arrogance. Tony IaRussa will have a difficult time motivating them to beat a team they know they should whip easily. LaRussa is a good enough manager to do this without too many problems. If they want to stay in the series, Boston will have to win the first couple of games. Falling behind early in the series will mean the end for a team that hasn’t won a World Series in a long, long time. But don’t count on it this year. Prediction: Oakland in five

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1B Andres Galarraga, Montreal 2B Ryne Sandberg, Chicago SS Ozzie Smith, St. his 3B Terry Pendelton, St. Louis C Benito Santiago, San Diego OF Eric Davis, Cincinnati OF Andy Van Slyke, Pittsburgh OF Barry Bonds, Pittsburgh

1B George Brett, Kansas City 2B Harold Reynolds, Seattle SS Ozzie Guillen, Chicago 3B Gary Gaetti, Minnesota C Tony Pena, Boston OF Gary Pettis, Texas OF Kirby Puckett, Minnesota OF Ellis Burks, Boston

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key The University of Waterloo and are pleased to have selected Koehler as their choice for Athena of the Week. Annette is a 4thyear Arts student from Cameron Heights Collegiate. The Athenas started their OWlAA season with two out of three victories, defeating Queens 2-0, Carleton 3-O and a loss to York O-3. Annette scored three out of the five goals Waterloo accumulated. Against York, Annette drew their main opponent, a national team player, and shut her down. Annette is co-captain of the team again this year. She always gives one hundred per cent and is the team’s role model for their work ethic. She will be vital to the team’s success this year.

M&on’s Annette

Richard finished Lirst overall in the ’ men’s competition& the OUAA West Division Tennis this past Friday and Saturday hosted by Waterloo. went undefeated as Richard Waterloo’s number one seed against Western, McMaster and Brock He now advances and has a great chance to win the OUAA Tennis Singles title. Out of the Seven points Waterloo accumulated, F&hard was responsible for four. Richard played his junior tennis career at the Northfield Raquet Club in Waterloo, and has a very promising future as a member of the Waterloo Tennis Team.

RICHARD STRYKA - Tennis The University of Waterloo and Molson’s are pleased to have selected Richard Stryka as their choice for Warrior of the Week Richard is a lstvear Science student from Waterloo izollegiate.

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ccc update1 a minimum of 12 players per team and the -1 entry date is Tuesday October 9 at 190 pm in room 2039., Rain date is October 20 and 21. Captain’s meeting is Thwscby October 11,430 pm in room 1001, PAC.

Campus Ret by Lori Brown Imprint staff Tournaments: The Men’s Baseball Twxnament will be held Saturday, October 13, and the finals on Sunday 14. It will take place on the diamonds at Waterloo Park and commence at 9:00 am on both days. 3f you haven’t signed up your team, it’s still not too late to do so. You need

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Everyone’s doing CRAC!!! Isn’t it about time you experienced it? Each faculty and residence has at least one male and one female who represent their constituents on council: Campus Recreation Advisory C-4 that is. The council meets a mere three times a term. The 50 members

of CRAC strive to improve the C-R program through recommendations and policy decisions. Such exciting topics include the Student Life Building referendum and you may reflect your own personal concerns and opinions,on important decisions. CRAC is the council responsible for the general operation of the Campus Recreation Program. (Ask the PAC receptionist for more de*.) You could make a difference! It’s not too late to get involved, so come on out and take part in the fastest growing and most dynamic group on campus!

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“‘Coke and be a ,part of the Caribbean Students Associatkm (GSA) evev Tuesday at 5:30 pm. in CC 135. A number of interesting events are scheduled for this term. See you there!” P.O.E.T.S. Pub 8;30 - 1:OOa.m., CPH 1337. Musicians bring your instruments. Everyone is welcome - licensed.

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Culeer Resource Centre is open until 7 . p.m. Make use of extended hours to research employers, careers and ‘. academic opportunities. See you there! 6 WVRRY WRDNWSDAY I .I. k .:a-. . .&,L’ GLLOW {Gay and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo) coffeehouses are held on alternate Wednesdays in the stereo room of the Campus Centre, with special events every other Wednesday. Cal I 884GLOW for information.

Feminist Di~sion Group. Meets every Wednesday from 7:00 to 9:00 pm. at Global Community Centre in Waterloo. Topic and group vary weekly so that all women are welcome anytime. For more information ext. 3457 or 578-3456, Lpymen’s&vangelical Fellowship Bible Study. DC1304 at 7:30 pm. All are welcome. For more information, call 884-

of the crew who write that crazy yearly &how. Everyone welcome (we mean it).

Amnesty International - write for Human 8 Rights at 7:30 in CC135. Everyone welcome!

* Play Go! - beginners are invited to go classes starting Sept. 26,7:00 p.m., B.C. Matthews Hall, Room 1040, free playing time for all at 7:30. Call ext. 4428. El WATSFIC -the Waterloo Science Fiction Club, is holding meetings at 6:30. Come out and mgei dherIfans’of%dadce Fic-

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Bagels! The Waterloo Jewish Students Wider ‘91: 3 rooms in a house available, Association/Hillel presents a weekly next term. Partially furnished, parking, Bagel Brunch every Thursday fro-m Y.B.F. Wants Ycm: Get involved in an cool roomies (in 4th year who study and 11:3O am. to 1:30 pm. in the Campus international students conference at have fun too}. Call 725-4736 and leave Centre - Check with Turnkeys for the Oslo, Norway, July 1991. PhoneJohnat B message. room number. 746-0002. Join the Warriors Band! Practice every Mow Springer - tickets wanted for Sat. Thursday at 5:30 pm. in the PAC, room URSDMl8 night, Oct. 13. Call Dennis or Shawn at 2012 (Blue North). New and old mem747-5705. bers welcome. we can provide instruments. Mount& bike needed - used, cheap. Gre;lt Mu&, SUM Sound call Rhythm Rob’s Disc Jockey Services, collect 746-5029. The Student Christians Movement (416) 546-5538. Member Canadian Disc meets to discuss issues of injustice. The Jockeg Association. Very Reasonable SCM is an ecumenical L)TOUDthat I! ‘. Rdae challenaes oeoole to live out Their-faithin U action. F& && information call Gennie WhatamIgoingtodo?HowcanIbesure at 576-0504 or Dave at 884-l 177. I am DreQnant?Can I continue in school? Ontuio’s #l StudatTour operator Wheie can I obtain good medical care? needs dynamic individuals or student Call Birthright. 579-3990. * lvRRY CRiDAY organizations to promote sun/ski tours. Earn money& free trips to Cancun, Mon- P&onner~ bite! - are you tired of Greek Islands, Liberal and Tory B.S.? Look intoan alterHi- Life l-800-263- native. The Reform PaFtyof Canada. Find Do you think you have a drinking proout about us Tues, Oct. 9 at 4:09 p.m., CC blem? Perhaps Alcoholics’ Anonymous 135.’ . *. . -can help. Weekly meetings open to the $:> htitiw 2 i w : ,atwdent public hetd in the-Healthy& Safety Buildorganization to promote Spr,ing Break Hot Tub PartiesNow you can rent for Da ing -Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on destinations for 1991.. Earn corn- yqgr big event. :Wedeliver and setup. No Fridays at 12:30, pm. or calt 742-6183. missions, free trips and valuable’work plumbing required. .“For som$hing experience. Apply now! Cati Student completely different” call Splash Spa Chinese Christian Fellowship meetings Travel Sertice. l-800-265- 1799. Rentals 1-42 l-0958. every Friday at 7:00 pm. at WLU sem inary building, room $01. Contact Mike 1 $l,Ot&nonth part-time Environmenloin tii movement that’s changing Liu at 747-4065 for rides. tal business expanding in this area. Canada. Come find out about the Reform Looking for people having the desire to Party. Tuesday, October 9 at 4:00 p.m. Writers’ Workshop: 2-4 p.m. in Psych. Lounge (PAS Building). Poetry, short m own __-_ their own business. Call Marc, 725 CC135. stories, scripts, novels, etc. Bring pen- H “24% cils, copies, and an open, critical mind. Three Positions available with a window/ door company in Waterloo. Our sales Looti a friendly environment to department requires 3 outgoing, have both intellectual discussions and motivated people for support positions. fun? Join our weekly study sessions at Duties witi include direct advertising and Ladies Watch in Don Cherry’s parking Iok 7:30 p.m., Campus Centre room 110. arranging appointments for sales staff. To claim, call 725-5550. Association for Baha’i Studies. All !We offer complete training, excellent welcome! working conditions, flexible hours and wage plus bonuses. If interested please apply in person at 550 Parkside Drive, RVRRY SURDAY unit A-6F Waterloo or call 746-4480 for more info. Red Pencil cils~ - lost in Pat with a Micrecorder’ and rocassette tapes hymen’s Evangelical Fellowship evenREWARD. Call 884-7662. ing service. 7:00 pm. at 163 University Ave. W. (MA), apt321. Allare welcome, For more information, call 884-57 12. 19) 449-5200. Minimum age 18. FASS Writers Meetings - those crazy writers are at it again, and they want YOU. Help write the shows that millions have raved about. 7130 p.m. MC 5158#. z.

Support the INNU - native people of ‘9:+rnZJ&~0

Students needed for evening work. The University student escort service needs you! To work evenings from 9 p.m. until 2 a.m. $g.OO/hr. Apply at the Student Awards Counter, the Registrar’s Office NH. Meet new people and have an exciting nightlife. for more info call Tammy ext. 6305.

Tutors needed eat h term to help International students with conversational. English. Contact Sheryl in the International Student Off ice, Needles Hall 2080, across from the Registrar.

Friends is a school volunteer program where a child is paired with a volunteer, establishing aone-to-one relationship to build the child’s self-

“Mondays” for details. GLOW office Mondays from 7-10 lo bron?;e the library, talk to other womyn,

Jewish students invited to Temple Shalom (Reform) for High Holidays. Phone: 746-4332 ; 743-0401.

p.m., 743-4670 or 74$-

Spring Break 1991- individual or student organization needed to promote Spring Break<trip. Earn money, free trips and valuable work experience. Call now! Inter-Cam’pus Programs: 1-800-3276013,, TYPIWQ

Labrador and fundraise f&or your own group as well. Join the m&$&m For - Nitassinan Peace “$ W$lk Walkathonfrom Kitchener to Gu@ph Sat. Oct. 6. Leaves from Spetiker’s Corner, Kitchener, 1O:OO a.m. Proceeds will be split between Freedom Walk and group of Walker’s choice. Public speaking event will be held Thurs. Oct. 4, 7:30 p.m., St. John’s Anglican, Kitchene’r. For informatibn and pledge sheets, call ,Lisa 7464073 or Marc 884-3465 or 5788457.

esteem and confidence. Urgent need: male and female volunteers. Call 742-4380. K-W Chamber MU& Sockty all at 8 p,m. at KWCMS Music Room or Aird Hall, WLU. Oct. 6 Norbert Kraft, Classical guitar ; Oct. 7 Prazak Quartet ; Oct. 10 Canadian Cham-

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university Noonhour tectutes speakers are invited from the University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University to give lectures at the Kitchener Public Library - Main Branch. October6 - Thanksgiving NO LECTURE. ,. ‘, I Port and Sherry Exhibition oijeris at the Seagram Museum Oct. 2, 1990 to January 31, 1991. For further information contact Lynne Paquette at 885 1857. , .Gf.. ,-. ‘3:: Student Career Advisors - we-are student volunteers tr%&dYn ;all aSpects of career plarining irickaring resumes and job sdtiieh-. Call Career Services x2494 or see CC bulletin board for info : drop in CC 1% Mon. 10-I I:30 or’ Tues. 2:30 p.m. We’ll help you figure out your Grad Student Package.

Mary-Allen Studio To= Neighbourhood, Uptown Waterloo. Local artists display their works and collections. October 13, 14. Follow the signs on Allen St. E. of King St. Come and be a part of the Caribbean Student Association (CSA) every other Thursday starting Oct. 11 in CC135. Lots of interestiflg events are scheduled for this term. See you there! Nominations are requested for the following seat on the University Senate, to filled by by-election. At least five nominators are required for each nomination. “ One full-time undergraduate student in Mathem&tics (term to April 30, 1991).” Nomination forms and further infor., @#ion are available from the Secr&i&t at ext. 6125 .I? . Han&are-off&rsq$e,fuIlyscreened 1 introduc$n service to people interested in shared accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social .Pfanning Council, Region of Waterloo, and the Ministry of Housing; for details call 578-9894.

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The Social Justice Action Groupmeets regularly throughout the term to coordinate educational events and civil dis-

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speakers and leafletting to blockades. Past actions have included the Dis ARMX campaign, NATO out of Nitassinan actions and on-going solidarity with the Innu, Christmas Anti-War Toys action, and a continual focus on non-violent resistance to militarism. For details, call 884-3465.

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CLASSIFIED Tutore needed for Spring Term to teach English as a second- language or Bemedial English. Contact Paul Beam, Dept. of English or send e-mail message on CMS to PDBEAM at WATDCS. U Waterloo each listing your name, hours of contact and preferences in teaching time. Planned Parenthood Waterloo Region is looking for mature, caring women and men to volunteer with our agency as counseHors. We are a commuinitybased pro-choice agency whose focus is on family planning and sexuality issues. Call 743-9360. Volunteer Fair ‘90 - is coming to Fairview Park on Oct. 19 and 20. If you belong to a charitable group which -would like to inform the public about the work you do and encourage people to become involved as volunfeers, you may wish to participate. For further information, call the Volunteer Placement Service at 74% 8610. Our office is now Iocated at 89 Caroline St. S. in Waterloo, behind WaterlooTown Square. If you have a few hours that you can share as a volunteer, CalI 742-8610. Volunteers . . . we can’t do without them!

Canada Scholarshios are advised that the cheques are now available. A list of eligible students is posted in the Studeot Awards Office and cheques may also be picked up there.

Mike Moser Memo&l Bwsaries desensing third and fourth year studens who h&e financial need, an examplary academic record, and who have achieved a high level of accomplishment in extra-curricular activities are invited to apply for these awards. Application,- in&ding resume and two letters of reference, should be submitted by November 30,199O to Dr. Neil Wid-

meyer, Applied Health Sciences, BMH.Specialapplicationsareavailable at ihe Student Awards Office.

Learn How to use COmpUtefiZed Indexes & Abstracts. 1:30 p.m. CDROM. General introduction to CDROM use. Meet at the Information Desk, Dana Porter Library. I nmwday,-11 L&m HOW to we Computerized Indexes & Abstracts. I:30 p.m. CDROM. This workshop will cover MLA International Bibliography. Meet at the Information Desk, Dana Porter Library.

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make career decisions/discovering job openings. Dates: Thurs. Oct. 11, 8:00-9:OO p.m., ; Tues. Nov. 6,11:3012:30.

Pmparhg for the Job Sear& “Hands-on” workshop for graduating students. Sat.Oct. 27 - 10:30- 12:30 - determin-

Resume Writing (1 hour) - techniques for writing an effective resume. Date: Wed. Oct. IO, 3:30-4:30 ; Mon. Oct. 15, 10:30-11:3O ; Tues. Oct. 16, 7:00-8:00 p.m. ; Fri. Oct. 19, 2130” 3130 ; Mon. Nov. 5, 1 l:30- 12:30 ; Wed. Nov. 7,6:OO-7:00 p.m.

Summa Jobs (1 hour) - how to discciver the array of summer jobs available. Dates: Tues. Nov. 20,

. Empktyers (1 hour) how to locate information about employers.Dates:Tues.Oct. 9,3:30-

4:30 ; wed. Oct. 31, 12:30-1:30.

ing your interests and 12:30- 1:OO- bring lunch researching occupations eer Hesource Centre ; selling your qualifications and interview.

12:30 ; Mon. Nov. 12, 11:30- 12~30. .

Letter Writing (I hour) - an important key for getting your job. Dates: Wed; Oct. 10, 4:30-5:30 ; Mon. Oct. 15, 11:30- 1250 ; Tues. Oct. 16, 8:OO: 9:OO pm, ; Mon. Nov. 5, t2:3O-1:30 ;

I&C&W Skills II (1 hour) -“Handson” session where you can practice answeringquestions usuallyasked in interviews. Dates: Tues. Oct. 9, 12:30-I:30 ; wed. Oct. 17, 11:301230 ; Mon. Nov. 5,4:30-5:30 ; Tues. Nov. 13, 1:30-230.

Interview Skills lII ( 1 hour) - practice selling your skills. Dates: Thurs. Oct. I 1, 11:30-12130; Wed. Nov. 7,3:30-

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Graduate 1 Newspaper - distributed Fri. Nov. 2.

Resume Critiquing (I hour) - bring your own resume for analysis by the group. Dates: Tues. Oct. 16, 1l:30-

foundation upon which all job search activities are based. Dates: Thurs. et. 11, 7:~-8:()0 p-m,,; TIM, Oct. 4:30* 30,1_2:30- l:30, ; Tues.Nov. 6,10:3011:30. AmedingYauleelfhtheJobIn~ view (2 l/2 hours) - expressingyourJob Seaid (1 hour) - a look at creatic/e self more , successfully and and traditional methods of finding overcoming persona/ difficulties. jobs. Dates:Thurs. Nov. 8,3:30-4:30 ; Dates: Thurs. Oct. 25, 6:30-9:OO Wed. Nov. 28, 11:30-l 2:30.. p.m., NH3001 ; Wed. Nov. 14,3:30-

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Mon. Nov. 5, 3:3O-430 ; Tues. Nov. 13, 12:30- 130.

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informational Interviews / Networlcing (1 hour) - finding out about jobs to

lx&rv&v Sldlls I (1 hour) - tips on how to prepare effectively for a job intenriew. Dates:Tues. Oct. 9, 11:3012:30 ; Wed. Oct. 17, 10:30-l I:30 ;

Sign-up sheets and workshop preparationhandouts availablein Career Services,NH 1001,the week prior to workshop. CIassesheld in NH1020.

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K-W Newamera - is a new womens social group to meet other new comers. Call 747- 1658 -first Wed. of month atrink in park.

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Yourself/Occupations,Resume Writing ; 12:00-I:30 - Interview Skills I ; 2:OO-4:00- Resume/ACCIS Checks (come anytime during the two-hour

‘Baha’i Faith - informal study sessions al 730 p.m., CampusCentre,r00m 110. Sponsored by Association for Baha’i Studies. Everyone welcome.

Community Justice Initiatives - we are having a garage and bake sale. Your help and time are needed for this fund raising event. 9:00 a.m. - 3:30 p.m.+ 65 Stirling Ave. N. For mcwe Mrmation call Pat Kuntz - 743-3275. Items can be dropped off between 9:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Mon. to Fri. Doon Celebrates the Region’s German Heritage on Thanksgiving weekend, Oct. 6, 7, 8 from 1:30 - 4:30 p.m. Watch the villagers make sausages, sauerkraut, pickles and chili sauce and do some brewing. Contact: Marcia J. Shortreed at 748-1914.

period), c;rresl:Resortfie Centre - Sat. hours Employerfiles/directories and career planning/job search materialsto help you when preparing job applications. Sat Nov. 10, ll:30-3330, NH1115. Add&ia~I Rognms - inquire in Career Services, NHlOOl, 1115.

career Ftemme cede - openOct. 27 & Nov. 10, 1l:30-3:30. Ask about

evening hours.

WeecC - Ott 15-19 ; Faculty of Education Talks - Ott ‘l5-17,

Education

“Teachingfrom a Teacher’sPerspective” - Oct. 18,3:30-530.

Cro-Wat Creatian - students am hotding an organizatioiral meeting at Hagey Hall 373 between 5-7 p+m. Deadline for the “Cro- Wat Chronicle” newsletter is 7 p.m. at this meeting. Cl?.A Meting - “The Impact of German Reunification” with speaker Hi Excellency Wolfgang BehrendS, Ambassador of Germany to Canada. Reception is 6:00, Dinner 6:30 p.m. at Golf Steak House, 598 Lancaster St. W,, Kitchener. Dinner cost $15.00 for memrs,$l73Ofornon-memberdashbar at 7 6:OOp.m; I IhV: The Spirit in an Age of Technology - 7 p.m. Dr. W. Klassen

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Entrya!vel~&~~ Exuns, Oct.20 . MBAIhy, Oct. 23,9:00- 1200, Campus Centre. GM& cylea Week,- “startto finish” Oct. 29-Nov. 2 ; Hospitality Careers, Oct. 30, 3:30-4:30, NH1020 ;

EnvironmentalCareers, Nov. 1,6:007:00 p.m., NH1020 ;“Shadow for a Day” Draw, Nov. 2.

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“The Objecdviet Virtue of Selfishness” a video taped lectureby Peter Schwartz explaining why acting in one’s own rational self-interest is a moral vim. 7:30AL 212. Sponsored by the Studerits of Objectivism (UW). AM w group, KWEST, 16-bit (ST) meeting a 730 p.m. in MC2009, 2nd floor of the Math & Computer Building. Phone 579-3695 for details. Visitors

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Business Organization - 7 p.m. Professor Rob McKenzie. Topic - Managerial Accounting. KPL Main.

Wm - your are encouraged to come for the day: bring a bag lunch. Sat. Oct. 13, NH1020 - 10:30-12:OOPlanning for a Career, Principles of Job Search ; 12:30-I:30 - Resume Writing ; 1:30-230 - Letter Writing ; 2:45-3:45 - Interview Skills 1 ; 3:45Special Sduday

~,mmbrll Naticmat COut-Day is cebbratec each year to encouragelesbians artc gays to- assume a more visible profile GLLOW has events planned in which al may participate. Call 884-GLOW fol more information.

uw: w Cdlege: Art and SO;ciety- 7 p.m. Profess0r Michael Bird. Topic - One Flew#&he Cuckoo’s Nest. KPL Main. WLU: Sport8 psychology - 7 p.m. Dr. Fred Binding. KPL Fores1 Heights Branch.

WLU: Sociol~0fReli@m7 p.m. Dr. Richard Christy. KPL Pioneer _Park 8ranch.

JAZZ CHOIR - Come out and join the fun from 2:45 - 3% EVERY WEDNESDAY at Siegfried Hall (near St. Jerornes College). No auditions. For more info call Chery, 746-5236.

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