1990-91_v13,n16_Imprint by Editor Imprint

THE FED- PAGE K-W

Chamber

Music

Society & UW Federation present the

of Studen@,

Lafayette String Quartet THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (Toronto show already sold out!)

Saturday, November

3, at Fed Hall

Friday, November 9 UW Theatre’of the Arts 8:OOpm in --Franz Schubert’s Strina ,Quartet in C

$5.00

South African artists *

with Paul Pulford, cello

Beethoien, Quartet in A., Op, 18, No. 5 7 Ruth Crawford Seeger, Qya-tet ( 193 1) A A

JOHNNY CLEGG & SAVUKA Saturday, November 24,at Fed Hall General Admission Fed Member $9

Stressed

Find

$17

/ Students/Seniors KWCMS subscribers

$12 A”’

out bybonibthreaW?

relief at the’shelter FEDERATION

OF STUDENTS

- presents -

“Return The Naismith classic and the. Bombshelter A UW tradition!

$4 Feds

$5 Non-Feds

NOVEMBER

Before you go anywhere... . ..why not warm up at the Bomber? The 3rd annual 3. Pu&WY Dar HYWYW~(a.k.a. the 3rd annual lame excuse to P&y!) - November I6

of THE BIG TENT”

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Village Green under the tent

Friday

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Spm-lam

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UW’s newest tradition opens !-WY a Bcxh under the Big Tcr?t’ It’s Homecoming weekend with a Bar@ / the Second Annual lnterurhrsity After watching OUT WarH~r: d~~-.troy 1 Beach Volleyball IfTVila!!Onal across L)ntarIC visttrng teams at the NaismC check / Csmpuscs f9m out the Big Tent and :ho Uitimatc zrnpete irjr rrqx przos V* ilf~ xxx Airband Challenge. coverage by 640 Hog AM.

SLB camDaicm launched

Campus bomb scare

by Paul Done Imprint staff Tuesday, October 30, marked the tickoff for the Student Life Building Referendum campaigning, and both the YES and NO Committees commenced activities; though in radically different ways. While the YES Com- = mittee was hosting a campaign kickoff with a slide show at Fed Hall, the NO Committee was submitting a formal complaint to Chris Bun&k, the Chief Returning Officer for the Referendum. The fomplaint alleged, among other things, that the YES committee had violated the Federation of Students’ Referendum Policy (for full details see the story elsewhere on this page). Tuesday afternoon, on the grass area between the PAC and Burt Matthews Hall; the space where the proposed building would be built, Federation , of Students’ President John Vellinga and Vice-President and Finance) Tess (Operations Sliwinski, both of whom are ‘members of the YES Committee, spoke briefly to a group of about 50 student

and administration representatives. Then, standing on the painted outline of the track, which would be within the Student Me Building, Director of Athletics Wally Delahey put the boot to the pigskin in a ceremonial kickoff. The group then trudged around the ghostly track, before walking across to Fed Hall, where the slide presentation took place.

UWhas least ret spaceof my The presentation opened with a few slides intended which summarized the various aspects of life on campus; academics, varsity sports, recreational sports, and the social aspects of it. ln their presentations Vellinga and Sliwinski, emphasized the fact that the PAC and the Campus Centre were designed and built with a student population only half of VW’s present level in mind. They went on t.oemphasize that at present, according to square footage

per student, UW has the least amount of student recreational space of any Ontario university. A key selling point of their plan was that “UW has one of the most active student bodies in the country” - though they gave no statistical or empirical data to back that statement up. John, Tess, and Kurt Wede, the project chief from Brisbin Brook Beynon, the architects, discussed the three phases of the project in detail. Phase A, with a $12 milIion price tag, is the one which is being voted upon by students in the referendum. Phases B and C, with price tags of $4.5 million and $3 million respectively, are dependent upon corporate funding and funding from the City of Waterloo. All three phases of the project wilI be outlined in detail in a forthcoming issue of Imprint. Though in initially this gathering was to be a non-partisan information session and kickoff, but the NO Committee’s refusal to speak, and the realization that the slide presentation was explicitly a pro-YES activity meant that the expenses for the event will be charged against the YES Committee’s budget.

Midterms

Waiting

- Committee battles premature

by Peter Brown Imprint staff

The Student Ljfe Building referendum’s NO Committee kicked off the campaign by celebrating a smaIl victory. On Tuesday, Oct. 30, Chief Returning Officer Chris Burcsik fined the YES Committee $100 from its $1,000 budget and promised to pay for an advertisement in the Imprint for the NO Committee. Burcsik cited advertisements for the SLB in the Federation of Students’ Handbook released in September, saying that “the Fed Book is a Fed Service and it presents a one-sided yes view, with no opposing point of view.” The Federation’s referendum policy (section 23) requires that the “full value” of campaign material in favour of either committee must be charged to that committee’s expenses. “I feel somewhat vindicated by the CRO’s decision,” said NO Committee member Jonathan Hagey, whose letter of complaint prompted Burcsik’s examination of the handbook. “However, I don’t think that he went far enough. I expected a greater penalty for publicity in something with a campus-wide circulation.”

Veilinga says, ‘Lift with your legs, not your back” Athletics Directs WaJly D&hey sets up for the official Student Life referendum kickoff. Photo by Tarnmy NO Committee Chairperson Mike Abramczuk agreed. “Although you can’t put a monetary value of punishment on campaign cheating, the punishment was not enough,” he said. VelIinga and Vice-President (Finance) Tess Sliwinski were quick to admit their mistake and agreed with Burcsik’s assessment. “I think the severity of the ati, has been reflected in the fine,” said VelIinga. “The ad was intended as a personal endorsement, not as campaigning, but in hindsight, we should have seen that it was against our own guidelines.”

N@ feel vindiiated Hagey’s letter contained a number of other concerns that Burcsik discussed in his memorandum, specifically the drafting of a new referendum policy just for the SLB vote, and the appearance of SLB advertisements in the Campus Recreation Handbook and the Registration newsletter. These ads were similar to the ones in the Student

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Handbook, with a message from Vellinga to “vote YES for the Student Life Building!” Burcsik said that the Campus Ret and Registration ads were not improper, arguing that they were sponsored and, produced by other agencies. Wagey’s letter also stated that the Federation had recently changed their referendum policy for the SLB vote only. VelIinga verified that student council had created a revised referendum policy in early September, to be in effect only for the duration of the campaign. One of the changes made was the dropping of a clause that would prohibit any advertisement or distribution of referendum material before the official beginning of the campaign. “That change began as a reaction to the Campus-Ret-handbook,” said Vellinga. “We felt that the endorsements in it might be considered campaigning. But this kind of referendum has a lot more stakeholders than past ones. Campus Ret tind Athletics both have a stake in the outcome.” Vellinga said that the temporarily suspended referendum policy had “just been put in phce. It was designed for

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Photo .by Terry Gauchat

order was rescinded. There were many stories of students, faculty or staff being unaware of the evacuation order until 4:30 or 500, a full -hour-and-a-half For a few hours last Thursday, October 24, which seemed to drag after the order was given. There were out into eternity for those locked out many stories of frigid (well . . er . . of residence oi uncertain of the fate of cool} coatless evacuees, not being midterms, activity at UW came to a allowed back into buildings to retrieve their outerware. In fact, grinding halt as a bomb threat “911” Imprint’s very own News Editor, phonecall threatened the detonation of 18 bombs on the campus. The Peter Brown, tells a chilling story of his jacketless bike ride home. One for phonecall arrived at the Waterloo Region Emergency Centre at ‘about the grandkids, eh Pete? UW Police and local media were 3:ll pm, and by 3:30, the decision with hundreds of L had been made to evacuate the cam- besieged inquiring about the pus. The phonecall was made from a phonecalls pay-phone near West-mount Place situational status. CKCO television led off their 4 pm newscast with an shopping mall. item about the scare during which The decision was quickIy comthey indicated that UW Police expecmunicated via phone from departted campus to reopen at 7 pm. ment to department and the exodus AM109 also broadcast notices about began. Alarms were sounded in several buildings, to signaI to the the evacuation UW Police spoke to CHYIM radio that should OCCLpllltS hey with the intention of having a 6pm evacuate. announcement was to be made that Since its layout allowed for quick the campus would reopen for 7pm search, Fed Hall was the first building classes, however it was not. Instead, searched by UW Police, and was used broadcast the notice at as a shelter for Village I and II CHYM evacuees. All the off-duty UW Police 6:45pm, just 15 minutes before the start of night classes. Those. who members were called in to help with the search, as were four members of phoned UW’s campus radio station, CKMS, reported that no information the Waterloo Regional Police. was passed along to CKMS before the As word spread, and buildings emptied, thousands of students made start of night classes. I I&er that Same evening at Fed their way out of classes and in the Hall, the first ‘7 Survived the Bomb direction of their homes. A passer-by, who was leaving campus and had not Scare” t-shirts appeared, with the disheard of the evacuation, reported that claimer “It wasn’t me,” across the the outflow of students .caused back of the shirts. The scale of the evacuation made it throngs to gather in the parking lots of Married Students Apartments and a rather unique exercise, the comUniversity shops plaza, giving her the plexities multiplying with the fact that academic buildings, residences. and impression that some huge Engineerservice buildings had to be ing event was taking place. evacuated. The various successes and After Fed Hall was cleared, UW failures during the evacuation proPolice searched the CentraI Services cedure will contribute greatly to the Complex, where their headquarters ongoing revision of uw’s emergency are located. This became the coplan. ordination centre for operations. Though the bomb threat may have Next, they began searching the been intended as a prank, if caught, various buildings across campus. face criminal They were also ensuring that the the perpetrator(s) charges. If anyone has information exterior doors on all buildings were regarding these events, please call locked so that no-one could re-enter UW Security at x3211. the buildings until the dvacuation by Paul Done Imprint staff

\ NO

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Imprint,

Friday,

November

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the CFS referendum (the vote to decide UW’s membership in the Canadiari Federation of Students). This is a completely different kind of referendum.” Another complaint that Burcsik dealt with in his memo was that the Federation had asked the Board of Communications to produce a video advertising the SLB proposal. ‘Both sides have (had) equal access to these resources,” Burcsik responded. Also, since the video was Aot shown to students before the campaign began, it could not have had an influence on voters. Another difference in the SLB referendum policy is that the spendng allowance by each committee is increased to $1,000 from $400.

of the Student Handbook In .making his de&ion, Burcsik cited referendum policy clause 23, which states: “Committees will be charged fuIl value (emphasis mine) for any campaign material with their name, logo, or other identifying mark* on it unless said material was financed by another agency.” According to Imprint’s rate card, a l/4 page ad costs a private individual or business $157.50, excluding production charges. This, comb&l &th the $100 fine to the YES account, brings the full value of the punishment assessed by Burcsik to $257.50. According to Handbook Editor Stacey Lobin, two full-page ads would cost $1350.00 for a private individual or business to ptirchase Accounting by Pete ($675.00 each). The colour on page 160 would add about $100.00 td this CROChris Burcsikassesseda $100 cost, bringing the total to about fine against the YES committee, and $1450.00, Thus, the difference between the awarded a 114 page advertisement in hptit to the NO committee \ fullvalue of the improper campaigning and the penalty assessed is well because of the ads for the Student Life over $1,000. Building taking up pages 160 and 161

Please,

Welcome to the bash of La Century! In just seven days, thousands of alumni and off-term students will be coming home to shake their thang and watch the Warriors destroy visiting teams at the Naismith Basketball Classic. Homecoming is a time for old friends to reunite, and for students to celebrate their school. The University of Waterloo now has a weekend so hip that it is actually being imitated on campuses across Canada. Step back and Western, ‘cause Queens Waterloo is taking over! If you were here last November, you probably remember the banned poster scandal, the Homecoming pubs, alumni wine and cheeses, airbands, Volkswagen stuffing, and cold bare feet on frozen sand for the Big Tent Volleyball InvitationaL Last year proved that there is no lack of spirit at Waterloo. With the major change in campus attitude and the and the success of our varsity teams, The Black Plague has become a legitimate threat. For the first time, the Federation of Students is offering a line of Homecoming/Black Plague merchandise to students and alumni at wholesale prices to encourage campus identity.

Sexud by Chrisiy Women’s

by Tammy Lee

Jonathan

issues Board

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fame. These quantities

are available in limited ‘and are sure to become a campus collector’s item. Black and goldUniversity Of Waterloo embroidered baseball caps by Starter

will also be offered at a wholesale price. These groovy threads will be a av+lable at Homecoming booths in the &ts Lecture HalI, the Math building and Carl Pollack Hall, as well as inside the Big Tent. Homecoming Weekend is a definite do-not-miss, so pencil it in, and P;et vour tickets now while vou , still &, ’ lkmx for you? support.

These are just a few of the events Sered on Homecoming Weekend. 4 full program will be published on +iday, Nov 9. For more information,

call the Federation of Students, Alumni Affairs, or Athletics, or pick up a program at a Homecoming Info Booth, coming soon to an area near you.

May,

Saturday,

November

Xss of ‘69 Tree Planting - Alumni ane hgineering Scavenger Hunt sigma Chi Alumni Association ;iomecoming Reception CJaismith Basketball Classic Return of the Big Tent \Jaismith Pub

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Warriors Alumni BasketbaIl Game and Reception AHS Homecoming 5Km Fun Run Naismith Basketball Classic Reflections VI Fed Hall Return of the Big Tent

Awareness

United States, about one in five women will be harassed as an undergraduate, And once a woman enters graduate studies, the statistics are alarming. The probability of being harassed jumps to 61 per cent, according to a 1986 study of 500 women at Simon Fraser University. Sexual harassment includes verbal abuse, jokes, lee&g touching, or any unnecessary contact, the invasion of personal space, sexual assault or rape, or any threat of retaliation or actual retaliation for any of the above. It is directed at an individual by a person who knows, or ought to know, that such attention is unwanted. Sexual Harassment affects all people, and it is a definite problem both on campus and in the workplace. “The very possibility of sexual harassment may be. destructive to

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Harassment

Sexual harassment is plainly defined as any unwanted sexually based or sexually oriented attention which creates discomfort and threatens an individuaI’s mental, physical, or emotional well&ing. In most cases, it’s not based in sexuality. It’s simply an abuse of poker. The victim often feels guilty and wonders what they did to provoke the harassment. A recent study by the Canadian Human Rights Commission indicated that 49 per cent of women and 33 per cent of men experienced some form of sexual harassment. According to studies done in Calgary, Winnipeg, Ottawa, and the

Wally Ddahey vaporizes a perfectly goad football while John Vellinga beams in the backgmund. Photo

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individuals and may taint academic and career relationships,” says Vice President, Academic and Provost AIan George, who recognizes sexual harassment as a serious problem. “Sexual harassment is unacceptable.” It is important to correct the many myths surrounding sexual harassment: 1. Sexual harassment is not provoked by a person’s dress, style, or manner. It occurs, not because of great beauty, but rather because the victim is available and vulnerable. 2. Sexual harassment is not always easy to stop. Social embarrassment and awkwardness often make it difficult for the victim to handle the situation. Harassment is humiliating and degrading - no one should have to endure it with a smile. 3. Sexual harassment is not trivial and unimportant. It can cause tension, strain, and long term anxiety. An individual may feel forced to quit a job or an organization, or drop a course - hardly trivial. Every individual has the right to be free from sexual harassment and the stress related injuries that are typical results of such an experience. Sexual hqrassment is illegal and contrary to the Human Rights Code. If you feel that you are being harassed, tell someone. Sexual harassment officer Denise Angove (ext. 3541), the Women’s Issues Board, or the Women’s Centre are there for your needs. Once the harassment has been reported, the alleged harasser will be notified that his or her behaviour is unwanted and improper. Further action may be required if the situation persists and the harasser may be disciplined according to the University procedures. The Women’s Issues Board is presenting Sexual Harassment Awareness Days on Nov. 7 and 8 in tie Campus Centre. On Wed., Nov. 7 at 7:OO pm. and on Thurs., Nov. 8 at 200 p.m, Power Play will be performed at the Humanities Theatre. It is a series of vignettes dealing with sexual harassment and the feelings and situations it creaks. Entrance is free for Feds and $1.00 for others.

NeWS

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Post-Ccpld.war honeymoon is over be displaced as a result of global warming caused by the emission of carbon dioxide. The resultant rise in sea level will virtually eliminate entire countries and this will happen not in some distant future, but over,the next few decades. Where’s the optimism? For Roche and .many others, it is in the United Nations itself. ‘7The Gulf crisis has dramatized how the UN is supposed to work,” he said, “working together to impose economic sanctions against Iraq. The Security Council is beginning to work because the Soviet Union and the US have collaborated instead of passing vetoes against each other which has characterized the activities of the Security Council for decades, Working together allows the international community to move ahead.” Roche said he would have preferred that the UN had been given a chance, having imposed sanctions to

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see if they’d work, to allow the Secretary-General to negotiate on behalf of the world community without the backdrop of military force. Nevertheless, the future of the UN even with all it? problems is at the centre of the conflict today, a position never attained in its 45 year history. “That suggests to me that the future of the UN as a truly effective force for peace has never looked better,” he, said. Roche says we need to understand that security is a wide agenda of activities that affect the human condition and must be addressed in their inter-relationship. “I don’t think we should underestimate the progress being made in the world today. It is immense. But what we have to understand is the scale of problems is so huge that the destiny of the human family is jeopardized.” Not to mention the still-beautiful earth and all its creatures!

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(ACCKWA). This organization concentrates its efforts on preventative education, support, and advocacy to those infected with or affected by HIV and/or AIDS. This year’s co-chairpersons of the campaign, John Leddy and Steve Millard, have set a fundraising goal of $20,000. With the help of hundreds of volunteers, they say this goal can be reached through the main fundraiser, the annual raffle with prizes donated by Marlin Travel, Futon Fashions, and other local businesses. Other smaller event+ such as bingo, “Adopt-ADuck,” and “Spook-A-Gram” will I

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been in full swing since mid-October. * The campaign is-planned, organized, and executed by dons from the Village I and II university residences, with the help of an army of vihage volunteers.

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port this particular organization because the AIDS disease is one which places those in the students’ age g&up at the highest degree of risk. “It is we, the students, both homosexual and heterosexual, who must face the risk and the effects of this disease.” .

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Letters to the Editor

6 Imprint, Friday, November 2, 1990

IMPRINT

Udder

Madness?

Photo by Joanne Cover by Stacey

Imprint

is:

Editorial Board b .......................... Paul Done Editor-in-Chief Assistant Editor ................... ..Stace y Lobin News Editor Peter Brown News Assistant ........................ Jenny Croft Features Editor ....... ,. ................. Jon Hagey Science Editor ..................... ..Darc y Brewer Sports Editor ........................... Rich Nichol Sports Assistant.. .................... Peter Dedes John Hymers Arts Editor ............................ Arts Assistant ........................ Sandy Atwal Photo Editor ...................... Joanne Sandrin Photo Assistant ................. *....+.Tamm y Lee ...........................

starting at 7pm for a mere $6.50 - $7.50~ per hour. I don’t mean to belabour the point here, as I realize that this issue has been raised before in other Imprint editions, however,‘1 feel that if enough people bitch about it, perhaps some affirmative action will take place.

Lork livid!!

Lori Brown 38 Rec./Bus.

To the editor,

“Every individual is equal before and under the law and has the equal protection rnd equal benefit of the law without dis:rimination and in particular, without diszrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, sex, age or mental or yhysical disability . . . UNLESS THEY ARE 4PPLMNG FUR THE STUDENT ESCORT SERVICE POSITION.” Human rights legislation requires that recviting messages express no preference for a 3articular age, sex, race, ethnic or religious LTOUD. Such references are prohibited unless hedbership in one of the& groups is a bona ide occupational qualification for the job. I fail :o see the justification of the Work Study ProFarn dictating that only those students receiving OSAP would be eligible to apply for he Student Escort Service positions here on LTW campus. I am a senior student a UW, and I applied to 3SAP, however, it was not granted. I then saw sn item in Imprint advertising the Student Escort position at $9/hour. Needless to say, I . applied. Needless to say, I was turned down. because 1 wasn’t receiving OSAP. Needless to say, I was LIVID!! t was discriminated against because I wasn’t receiving money from the government! That’s a new one! What about those students from Quebec or.any other province? By law,’ they cannot apply to the Ontario students’ Assistance P$~am: If I had received OSAP; why wobid I need:* to work? On Monday October 29th, I had a night course at Wilfred Laurier and had forgotten what a difference Daylight Savings made at 7pm. I thought I might take advantage of this d&riminatory student service and get an escort to cl&. It was dark enough to bi midnight. To my surprise, (yet typical dismay), I was informed that the service was not provided until 9 pm. I have a fei suggestions for those respons-,ible for the service and its funding: First

uf all, fallow

legal requirements

for

recruiting so that all students may have an equal opportunity to work. Secondly, it’s a good service to have provided. It’s nice to know the service is there if you may evtfr need it, but let’s get the people running it to reassess the program. Not only its discriminatory requirements, but also the way in which it is operated. Tell me they couldn’t get students to work

Not so innocent victim

To the editor, This letter is in response to Albert Edwards’ accusations against WCRI in the Friday, October 26,1990 issue of Imprint. Being a member of the Judicial Council who decided upon Mr. Edwards’ eviction, I wish to state that these following statements are my opinions and were not the basis of the decision to evict Mr. Edwards. After living in WCR for one term, although in a different division than Mr. Edwards, I feel that most co-op members would support my claim that his accusations of the WCRI as being a “student-conspired” residence or a “student-jail” are totally unfounded. I have also lived for a year in Village II and after having a chance to experience the best and worst of both worlds, I find the atmosphere in WCRI to be much more enjoyable; full of camaraderie that a villager would be envious of, Mf. Edwards obviously does not realize that there are certain levels of tolerance that a pcFson+.must yield in a residence se.tting. You d&hot have t6 conform to a certain type of bebv&u$ just display an acceptable level of maturity. Unleashing your anger on otkrers in. not an acceptable form of behaviour, or does a short temper justify physical violence. Mr. Edwards goes through extensive detail on how much time he has ?a ted doing his work duties or ‘Yags” arou6d & e residence, and that he had sacrificed h’ marks in order to perform his work duti ’ . It is more likely that Mr. Edward6 has not iifi. justed to a university level of academics as he has not adapted to university life. E * ryone, not just Mr. Edwards, must do f s to Zive at lower costs. $e Isn’t that fair? P If it were not for his childish, drunken behaviour, I would not have wasted over 10 hours during the last week for the hearing process and the report write-up which could have been spent studying my midterms. I think my marks have .fallen about 16.91 per cent becuase of the time wasted during the eviction hearing. A word of caution to Imprint readers: Don? feel any sympathy for Mr. Edwards. His pro-

blems stem from the fact that he cannot control his emotions. We all have to learn from our mistakes. Albert Edwards is no exception. And by the way, Mr. Edwards, you want democracy? Was it not a fair hearing? Read the Emergency Eviction Procedures. There are certain guidelines that we must follow in a democratic society. The Judicial Members were not biased, We do not have anything against you. In every democratic society, there are rules, and WCRI is no exception. you broke those rules and you must,suffer the consequences. It would have been a biased and non-democratic decision if the council was to decide in your favour. Go ahead and appeal, Mr. Edwards. you have your right . Take your case to the Supreme Court of C,1 nada if you wish. Even if you were to win in court, make sure you understand one thing. What you did, even though you were intoxicated, was wrong. You fati to realize thatyour actions were unacceptable. Learn to admit your mistakes. You are trying to make everyone think that you are a poor, innocent victim of some hate campaign You are only a victim of your own ignorance.

Insoo Bae ZA Urban Regional Planning South Division Judicial Chair

Rich finaNy gets flak! 1

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To the editor, In 26 October’s Imprint, Rich Nichol reviews Iron Maiden’s No Prayerfor the Laying. In his review, Mr. Nichol w&es about lyrics “which are sure to send the right-wing feminists to their gun closets”. Surely Imprint editors have let slip a contradiction in terms. 1 think an apology is due to feminists and even right-wingers with gun perhaps closets, While I assume Mr. Nichol was attempting to humour us, there is a more serious, darkside to this commentary. Implying that feminists tote guns is partictilarly insensitive, given the events of 11 months ago. The fact that the paragraph was lead by the bolded, enlarged, and italicised text “Bring your daughter to the slaughter” makes me wonder if Mr. Nichol and/or the editors are cognisant of the world around them. Doug Johnson

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Staff Production Mgr. ....... Laurre Tigert-Dumas Production Asst. ............. ..Micha I Quigley General Manager ............ ..Vivia n Tambeau Business Assistant .......... Federica Nazzani Advertising Manager ......... *Arlene Peddie Ad Assistant.. .................. ..Warre n Stevens Proof Reader .......................... Phillip Chee ...................................................... Duff Vormittag

Board of Directors Trevor Blair President ................................. Vice-President Paul Done ................... Stacey Lobin Secretary-Treas. Directors at Large .............. Joanne Sandrin Dave Thomson Derek Weiler Staff Liaison ...........................

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Contribution

List

Jonathan Ball, Trevor Blair, Gaby Bright, Lori Brown, Rike Burkhardt, Claudia Campana, Gordon Chiu, Yvette D’Silva, Peter Diaz, Bill “Raoul Duke Jr.” Falshaw, Carol Ferguson, Andy Flint, Al Folliott, Terry Gauchat, Jon “The Prisoner” Hagey, Steven Kastner, Bernard Karney (oh joy!}, Garnet Lasby, John tiddy, Russ Comas, Gesa Mahnke, Stevt: Mclsaac, Caia Miller, Craig Ntttcrfield, Grail! Nickerson, Christy Pieroway, Stefan Schmidt, Frank Seglenieks, Tyler Show, Harry Shnider Peter Straub, Jhcqui Sustar, Dave Thomson, Wim van der Lugt (oh bliss!), Chris Water:: Derek “bncr: (oh rapture unforseen!), Manion” Weiler, Paul Zimmerman.

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B.C. Man clubbed To the &tor,

Re: “Man raped, too!” (Imprint,October 4) - To extend B.C. liolmes’ “thesis” to its inevitable conclusion, he would have us believe that women and men &e exactly the same. Any form of dkrimination on the basii of gender is totally unacceptable. Why sure B.C., let’s do away with those nasty little af6rmative action programs. You know the ones. Those that pay lip service to gender e@ality when we all know they are nothing more than an evil feminist plot to discriminate against people possessing penises. Hey, why don’t we tear down all those sexuaIly dis&minatory washrooms? Better stilI, why don’t we take a hard look at the reaIity of the situation?! Yes B.C., you are correct when you suggest that it is not only men who commit sexual assault. Recognition of this point is important, but to expand on your example, how can we explain the-fact that more than 95 out of every 100 sexual assault victims are women? (The overwhelming majority are women assaulted by hen, although cases do exist where women have assa+d other wome?) Of the rem-g 5 out of lOU,2 to 3 are men who have been assaulted by other men. This means that less than 2 to 3 m cent of the victims are en who have been assaulted by women The undeniable truth in cases of this type is this; the aggressor tends to be a man and the victim tends to be a wornan U&rtunately, B.C., this trend permeates much of of society itself. Sexual assault has little to do with sex and everything to do with power. And power

whenever a man is victimized belies the kfs* ’ I’m not saying that i men are aggressors. That is a silly statement. What I am saying is that the systematic and societally~imposed burdens faced by women both as a group and as individuals, of which sexual assault is but one, are fundamentally different and more problematic than those faced by men. To mte a more egalitarian society we must somehow aIlocate a fairer share of power to those who rightfuJly deserve it and who have been denied it for so long. Arguably, how we do this will probably be the subject of PhD thes for decades to come. I do believe, however, that the crucial first steps are the recognition of this imbalance of power, historically based on gender, and attempts at an equal redistribution of that power. Even if in the short-run (as you implicitly argue is the fatal flaw of affirmative action) it means “discrimination”for women

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Last week (-Oct. 22-28) was “Eating Disorders Awareness Week” Along with a “Supermarket Saw display there were guest speakers vho lectured on the topics: ZGt Rint nq Foodand Fmlings, Body huges and Firnm: 7hut’s Our Goal. Unlike traditional nutrition awareness days, “Eating Disorders Awareness Week” focused on improving your body image rather than changing your eating habits. Proper nutrition is important for anyone who wishes to improve their general health. Unfortunately, our society distorts the view of proper nutrition and uses it to promote weight loss and under+ating. Last week concentrated on the need to change the negative attitudes concerning health and nutrition. As most of us know, there are ideals which dictate what a body should look like. Unfor’ tunately, many of these images are unattainable for the average male and female. Your body

they &&de. The cause for mu;h of these c&orde& can & attributed to North &e&n society’s conce.pt of the ‘look.” We want to look like the models seen in magazines. Our self image is dependent on the opinions of others or how we want to be seen by others. ‘% is beautiful.” The desired image of females and male in North America is the result of billions of dollars spent in advertising. The human becomes a packaged good - dress, make-up, perfume and body physique are all carefully marketed ideals which say “you are not importantuntil youlook and submissive. M Whenamancan not live up to this n. Women who can not live up to The intention of alternative to the unattainable physical concept to beauty. One solution is to repr&ram yourself. Tell yourself that you are more than just a body. Learn to like yourself as you are. Body image is directly related to food consumption. When you are uncomfortable with how you look your eating patterns are directly affected. You feel guilty when y6u eat therefore you try not to eat and end up hinging. Tell yourself it’s ok to eat. Focus on feeding yourself rather than depriving yourself. If you crave something - eat it. Nothing is worse than a crwing that goes unsatisfied. Another solution mentioned during the week was to learn to read the pitfalls of advertiiing. The images seen in magazines are false. It is in your own best interest to learn to be realistic about what your body can do. Remember, the sacrifices made to achieve the photographic ideal are often in vain - no one really looks like the models in tigue, not even the models themselves. The week ended with “Fearless Friday” the day which emphasized - Eat what you like. Don’t worry about counting calories. Just give yourself permission to give in to a craving. “Eating Disorders Awareness Week” was a successful way of educating the university population about the pitfalls of advertising and its negative influence on t$y image. In short Don’t Worrv . . . Eat Happy!

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Ontario students will converge on the Ministry of Colleges and Universities on November 8 to demand the NIP government practice what they preach about post-secondary education. The Ontario Federation of Students’ rally will go from Rye&on, north on Yonge’ Stieet to WeEsley, then over to Bay Street to the Mowat block headquarters of the MCU. The OFS has invited Minister of Colleges and Universities Richard Allen and Premier Bob Rae to speak at the rally. At press time, both were humming and hawing. . Also speaking will be representatives from the Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Associations, Ontario Federation of Labour, and other education groups.

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OFS chair Tim Jackson says he expects at least 1,000 students from across the province to take their message to the streets. “It’s imperative that students come out and make as much noise as possible,” Jackson said. ‘We have to send a clear message to govemmqnt that we support their policy on e+cation, but we want action.” .. The Ontario NDP has polic!y in favour of an all-grant student aid system, increased funding for colleges and univemities, and the eventual abolition of tuition fees.. The rally will be calling for a freeze on tuition fees, an increase on the financial aid living allowance from $121 per week to $226 per week, a single set of criteria for assessing a student’s need for financial aid, and it return to per-student funding levels of 1985.

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Feds protest: The AT ercation A gmduate student in Computer Science bus cumpikd this account uf events since Ws access to the “altP’ newsgrvup was suspended by As&ate hwust - Cump&zg and lnfumatkvr Services Juhnny Wung in Aptil of this yew. I-G studerrt wishes to wmuin anonymous.

Special to Imprint Refuting the reputation of the University of Waterloo as “Apathy International,,, there is a significant of determination and amount momentum developing against the university administration’s decision to shut down the “ah.*” nuwsgroups, which took effect this past spring term. ’ As reported in the Ott 19, 1990 issue of Imprint, the Federation of Students drafted a resolution’& the Committee of Presidents meeting regretting the discontinuation of the newsgroups, and offered it to the various student so&ties on campus for their individual ratification. This is the strongest motion against the “alt.*” shutdown to date. The Committee of Presidents is made up of the executive members of the campus student organization, including the Federation. When the cutoff first went into effwt in May of this year, protest came from UW undergraduates on work terms in places like Motorola’ Canada (Toronto) and M&soft, Inc. (Seattle), who had heard of these events. There was also extensive debate and protest among computing staff, paduates, and undergraduates about the issue in the newsgroup “uw.general.” UnfortunateIy, no ground was made by direct contact with administration, and none of the protests and petitions were ever answered. The only response was there-activation of “alt flactals,” dealing with the mathematical phenomenon of fractals, and “altsecurity,” containing postings about computer security.

These came at the requests of members of faculty and staff, part way through the spring term All other requests for the re-activation of some “alt”’ newsgroups, which also carry discussions about Native issues, conference announcements, arts, communications, romance, and tennis, to name a few, have met with no resPO-* Furthermore,’ the University of Western Ontario was affected by the cutoff, as UW computers are the source of their news feed. Western reestablished their “alt*” feed by making a connection to the University of Toronto. The administration cited economic reasons in its explanation for the cutoff, specifically, that budget reductions forced them to cut back on the volume of news that UW receives. However, the administration of UW never provided any sort of proof or reports to substantiate these claims. There was almost instant reaction to &is. Qne user explained that administration’s claim in the May 9, 1990 issue of ?%e Giz~e that extra disks had to be purchased to support

newsgroups was entirely false, and no UW computing department has traded their disks for smaller ones since the cutoff. Another user suggested that any user who reads news could pay a fee. After some number crunching, it turned out to be a very low fee, as he estimated ,&at the University would save approximately $18.00 per year by cutting off the “aIt*” newsgroups. Another offered to let their students buy shares in a new disk drive where “alt*” newgroups could be stored, while still others said that since UW is a member of a network which carries an annual fee instead of a fee based on the transmission volume, no substantial economic gain is achieved by shutting off the “alt?” newsgroups, contrary to the administration’s claims in the same issue of me Gazette. Also, the news transmissions from U of T to UWO make a stop-over on one of the UW computers, called “watadm,” and this has been verified byauseratUWO,sothereiscertainly no reduction in disk use there. In any case, manysf the,users who

know the details of what happed arestronglyopposedtothefactthat this decision was made without informing or consularly of the Unive&ycommunity,andfewifany believe the admix&ration’s ow statement that the cutoff was en4ireIy economica4y motivated. Later evidence, provided by some investigative work by a CS graduate student, seems to indicate that the real motivation for the cutoff was instead a complaint from an Indep&ndent Studies undergraduate, who took serious offence to a posting in the newsgroup “altse&ondage,” which deals with discussions and stories about se& stimulation and action!3 involving bondage. That student voiced his concerns to Gary Grifh, Academic Director of independent Studies, Grif6n reportedly pressed the issue vigorously withinadministration, The complaint made its way to Associate Provost - Computing and Infomlion Services Johnny Wang and his supervisor Viie-President and Provost Alan George. Wong apparently issued an order to the computer managers on campus to shut down that news group. This was donequietIyinFebruaryof199OXhe newsgroup did not disappear from campus computers, but was instead silenced; Ilewsreadingusersdidnot SeeitrepOrtedasanonexistentgroup, but instead noticed that no more new articles showed up anymore. No debate took place at UW over this single removaL

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Thektween the whiter 1990 andspring199Oterms,RogerWattof thd Ihptmmt of Computing Servkesreceivedanorderto~utoifalI of the “ait*” newsgroups immediately and completeIy, before the student computer accounts for the spring 1990 terms were added. Watt was told to direct all inquiries about this order to Wang and was reportedly to make no immediate statements as to the mns for this cutoff. This order was passed on to the Math Faculty Computing r;acility,

who were also told to put the titoff into effect since those two organizations control and maintain all of the computers on the campus that receive and distribute the news - andrunthenewssoftware,thismade “alt*” newsgroups completely inaccessible. In spite of the debates, protests, and petitions, administration retied silent ax@ immobile with respect to the issue throughout the springteIm. In the eps of many users, this constitutes an act of censorship. The student who protested the “&sex bondage” posting has also expressed extreme and sincere displeasure with the actions of administration. He did not intend for his concerns to bring about a conflict of this magnitude. According to that perspn, the censotip accusation against UW administration “is not hearsay.,, For him, it is definitely the case. He feels theactions of Dr. Wongare ridiculous and outrageous. That student is attempting to communi~te his concerns to Wong and the intermediate authorities involved in bringing about this conflict. A couple of users, during the debate in “uw.general,” even cited a passage from The University of W&&o Act, RSO 1972: “(3) The objects of the University are the pursuit of leaming through scholaI+ip, teach.ingtidresea&wi&inaspirit offreeenqixhyandexpixsah” Since the beghnhg of the fall term , when co-op students on work terms and non-p students with the summer off returned to campus to find %lt*” newsgroups missing, the momentum behind the opposition to admi&tmtion has grown almost daily undergraduates, graduates, department members, and staff members have all expressed displeasure with administration’s decision. They have readily added their voices to that of the R&ration Some of the loudest voices in the debate come from members of the Computer Science Club. Apparently, enough of the membership wanted an “alt* feed that it was resolved by the executive that efforts should be made to establish such a feed from off-campus. Arrangements were ‘made to connect to outside machines for these n-groups to get sent in to the CSC’s computers for the use of their members. However, the feed lusyettobetumedon The CSC’s computers are not owned or operated by University staff, so there would be no cost to the University. However, Wong further ordered that no University equip-

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ment could be used to read “alt?” newsgroups. This included the Sytek terminal network connection on which the CSC’s operations rely heavily. As a result, the software gurus within the CSC had to modify their news programs so th$ “alt?’ newgroups could &ly be read from terminals in the CSC office, and not over their connection to Sytek. The CSC now requires the installation of a new phone line to enable them to call other machines to receive the “alP’ newsgroups. This requires permission from the office of the Dean of Mathematics, who in turn requires clearance from Wang. Until the CSC decides to sacrifice their Sytek port, Wong refuses to allow the installation of the new phone line, and further forbids the use of the campus switchboard for receiving and sending “alt?” postings,

“A&. * “feed perceivedas securitythreat In the meantime, the Federation of Students has been attempting to arrange meetings with Wang, the CSC, President John Vellinga, and the Dean of Mathematics. After many delays, the meeting took place, but no progress could be made. Wong reportedly brought up the matter of security with respect to the “alt?” feed. However, the CSC’s feed is not a threat because the UUCI?, the progam by which news postings travel over the Usenet computer network, is already used by the existing campus machines. Hence, the CSC’s “alt?” feed is no more of a threat to the security of other UW computers than the UW machines aiready using the same routines and software to import ’ other newsgroups. Reportedly, Wang’s answers to other questions about the issue were inconclusive and, according to some at the meeting, “useless.” The Federation is seeking a statement from administration in which they give the real reasons for the

“alt.*” newsgroup cutoff, and are negotiating for their complete reinstatement. According to Vellinga, Mt only has Wong avoided negotiations with the Federation, but during meetings, Wang raised issues of little importance to impede the progress of th ese talks. Wong also tried to convince the Federation to support and ratify the admini&. t-ration’s decision and to accept r&ponsibility for the CSC’s “alt?’ feed. In the opinion of a UW staff member, the fact that Wang is trying to get someone else to accept responsibility for the feed proves that it is the actual content of the articles that concerns administration, not conserving disk space or reducing network traffic. As a result of months of patience and frustration on the part of the Federation, the resolution presented to the Committee of Presidents was drafted. The Federation does not ptan on stopping there if results do not come so&. According to Vellinga, this type of decision-making “sets a dangerous precedent” for future decisions at UW. Last week, Imprint ran an article containing a new UWO policy about the newsgroups, indicating which newsgroups can and cannot be carried at UWO and why. This policy was posted to “uw.generat” by a CS graduate student who is now at UWO. LJW has no such policy. It is notewoithy that newsgroups have been shut off for their objectionable content in the past. “Rec.humor.funny” was shut off pteviously for a joke that some people

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opposed to censorship; they further passed a resolution . prohibiting future bans. “Rec.humor.funny” has returned to the campus, but the moderator of that newsgroup is required to remove anything he feels the news readers on campus may find offensive. In a follow-up meeting with the Dean of tithematics and the CSC’s executive, the Dean did admit that some individuals’ concerns about certain newsgroups was part of this issue. The Dean believes a compromise can be reached between a ahvsical seearation from the camnus

mecuntent uf newsgrtwpsraises administration‘s concern networks and not allowing the CSC to establish an “alt.“” feed. The Dean may also be concerned about having certain “questionable” newsgroups campus, such as “alt.sex Ezndag e.” A significant number of users are continuing to provide support to the Federation of Students and the CSC in their quests to re-establish an “alt?” feed at UW, or at least obtain a decent, honest, and substantiated explanation of what provoked the discontinuation of “aIt.*” at Waterloo. From undergraduates, graduates and staff on-campus to co-ops off campus, the whole of the UW community urges the Federation of Students to continue to press administration to come through with a solution to the issue. _’

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A three-week symposium on the topic “Strategies for Coping with the Divorce Experience” will be offered by Counselling Services on Tuesdays, Nov. t$ 13,,and 20. The free- symposium is open to faculty, staff,+tudents, and the general public, and features a series of lectures, which will be followed by a small group discussion. Lecwres are from 4 to 5 p.m. in the campus centre great hall; discussions run from 5 t!o 6 p.m. in CC room 110. Registration is not required.

On November 6, Susan Cadell, a Brantford social worker, will talk about “Perspectives from a Child ol Divorce Experience.” November 13, Dr. Bill Klassen, principal of St. Pad’s College $tt UW, will talk about “Perspectives from a Parent of Divorce Experience;“and on Nov. 20, Susan Morris, a social work candidate and UW counselling service staff member, will d&u& * “Positive Strategies for Coping with Divorce Experience.” Further information on the symposium is availabte from Dr. Bill Dick of counselling services, ext. 2815.

Counselling makes it to ripe old age of 25 This fall marks the 25th anniversary of .UW’s Counselling Services. On Sept. 1,1965, this department first opened its doors under the of founding director leadershi Charles P reston, now, a psychologist at Memorial University. To commemorate the services of this department to the University of Waterloo community, a half-day celebration wiIl be held on the afternoon of Fri. Dec. 7. The event will begin with an address by an alumnus

@VIA!% 1969) and counsel& (19691974) Dr. Victor R Koop, currently associate professor of psychology at Goshen College, Indiana. A panel chaired by Robin Banks wilI respond to Koop’s paper entitled “Looking Back into the Future: Counselling on Campus for 25 years.” The keynote address starts at 1:30 p.m. in Siegfried Hall at St. Jerome’s College, the panel discussion at 3:00 and a reception at 4:30. All interested members of the university community are invited to this event. :_

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An ecdugical paradigm

Replacing Chemical pAgricultwe Hill says the key to understanding agriculture is knowing that the soil organisms require this dead organic matter and that the end result is the release of nutrients for plants. The process of recycling. For example, the average corn field is planted in rows. It loses a net 15 tons per acre per year of topsoil to wind and water erosion. The main factor is that row planting leaves bare soil, made that way by pesticides that kill everything it touches. “So the system is obviously not sustainable, and the waste that’s going back into that system, the cornstalks, is just one type of organic matter. It’s like if you normally had a diversified diet and somebody started just feeding you lettuce leaves for the rest of your life, that’s in a sense what’s happened to that soil community.~ Thus a community of over 1000 .species is decimated to a few hundred, feeding on a monotonous diet of cornstalks. The

by F%illip Chee Imprint staff “The conventional solutions of pesticides and fertilizers I think are not just used because

they kill pests or make the plants growt but because they do it in a powerful way and an instant way,” says professor Stuart Hill of McGill University’s Macdonald College. Hill is a soil ecologist and founder of the Ecological Agriculture Project, who says that -modern agriculture has neglected intelligent design and subtie science in favour of the brute force of pesticides, herbicides and fertilizers. He believe chemical agriculture is a crutch used by man when confronted with the unknown element known as Nature. It is also fundamentally different from biological and natural control strategies, exemplified by a sense of “gently going out and nibbling on one another,” that lacks this power sym-

solution, Hill says, can include crop rotation, not a novel idea in itself, but also companion crops and intercrops just to maintain diversity of organic matter. He notes that massive amounts of money is spent on fertilizers used to kill weeds. But what people don’t realize is that weeds accumulate trace minerals and bring them to the surface. As they die, the minerals are available to the crop. Bacterial decomposition of the weeds also contributes td soil fertility. Then the next group of weeds begin growing and a successional community of weeds continuously replenishes the topsoil The idea of companion crops allows for biological control since they would be chosen to eventually outcompete the weeds, ensuring the recycling pattern without resort to herbicides. The amount of fertilizer, pesticides and antibiotics put into the soil represents our failure to work and manage the system so that

bolism.

“So you can spray your pesticide and then suddenly the field is full of all these dead insects, laying on their backs with their legs shaking and it confers on the person who applied that pesticide the power, it gives them that powerful feeling that? can make it hap pen, when I want to, where 1want to,’ and in that sense it’s subject to compensating for an internal sense of powerlessness,” states Hill. There is more life underneath

the soil khan covered in a thin film of water. Between the water and soil particles are air spaces. Thinking in terms of ecological food webs, a chain is started in the water with bacteria, protozoa and nematodes with fungi and molds filling the air. These are then preyed upon by mites, spiders and scorpions. Thii is the degradative trophic level where dead organic matter is broken down.

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it functions properly, according to Hill. He makes the analogy of a person taking a drug to carry on a function the body can do. Eventually the body gives up doing it because it says why should I bother when they’re giving me the drugs to do it. “If we keep putting on nitrogen, it stops the free-living nitrogen fixers from fixing nitrogen, so they eventually sort of peter out. If we keep putting on phosphorous, it stops the fungal associations of roots, the microrhizal fungi, from liberating the phosphorous that’s in the soil.” This sort of technological approach puts the soil organisms out to pasture, Hill says and we miss out on the real science of learning how to help them do their job. The other way is “pretty boring and tame.” The current science is one that looks for “magic bullet” cures through quick, high power, physical and chemical, short-term, expertdependent, high technology dependent, imported solutions. Hill’s the opposite “tich is to look at complex, diverse, long-term, locally derived, indirect, multifaceted, bioecological type solutions to problems,” ana- are often made using locally available knowledge. Each organism has a job and if we lose one organism; we inherit the job, Hill says. If we don’t know if there is a job to be done, then it won’t get done because we couldn’t do it anyway. He also feels biotechnology is not the answer when we are faced with millions of years of evolution. We simply don’t understand enough; it’s not a matter of one splice of DNA for one specific biochemical pathway because nahre does not operate that way. There are thousands of biochemical pathways to be understood and which we don’t have the resources and manpower to manage corred y. ‘We’ve got to work with the system and ~IY and be and ally to it, try and be supportive to those natural processses and have some respect that those organisms are the experts, and not constantly be trying to be one up on nature and straighten it out.”

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Effects of toxicants on aquatic organisms, principally fish. Clinical methods ior assessment of toxicant impact. Biotic modifying factors of toxicity.

0 Do by Steve McIsaac

magnitude. If an important member of the food chain is ignored-and contaminated or killed the result could be catastrophic.

The guest *met %t neSdafs period lor enrichment of chemistry students, known as Chem 010, was Dr. George Dixon, an environmental &Xicologist. He is a profesSor in and Chairman of the Department of Biology. Dr. Dixon’s main interest is the impact of toxic chemicals on populations of organisms in the environment, particularly aquatic life.

Another closely related problem is synergism in mixtures. Each chemical is tested individually but unfortunately the organisms are not exposed to one chemicaI at a time, they swim around in a toxic mixture of all the chemicals or SOUP,explains Dixon. Acceptable levels of one chemical is manageable, however when there is a mixture of several chemicals there is a good chance that the mixture is toxic even though the individual chemicals are at less than toxic levels.

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In the past fifteen years Dr. Dixon has researched the impact of industrial effluent and other toxic chemicals on a vatiety of aquatic organisms. In the past few years his work has been concentrated on copper and zinc contamination from mining operations. His current research is dealing with the effluent from pulp arid paper mills. The liquid outflow, effluent, from these industries contain polychlorinated compounds and their respective organic derivatives. The main objective of Dixon’s research is to try to control the impact of toxic chemicals released by human activities. One of the main reasons for studying aquatic organisms is that everything that is pumped into the biosphere eventually finds its way into the water and problems are usually spotted in bodies of water before they start to show up in tmestrial environments. Bodies of water can be looked at as a sort of environmental early warning system. When problems start to arise in aquatic organisms it is usually a good indication that there will be future problems in other types of organisms and eventualIy humans.

For example, if a sample contqined 4 toxins all of which are at the half way point to their standard limit of effluent, the mixture would be considered toxic. This is due to their additive nature giving a result of 2.0 (0.5 x 4), whereas a mixture of 1.0 (0.25 x 4) would meet the standards for effluent limits. Although this methudolo~ seems rather crude it is correct 80 per cent of the time. This is therefore a viable method for coping with synergism in mixtures. All of the above problems illustrate the main dilemma with the first philosophy on environmental assessment, the fact that ecosystems are incredibly complex making them arduous to analyze. Internal interactions are not completely understood, therefore trying to take everything into account is virtually impossible. The second philosophy is the Environmental Health Assessment which involves using the population of the ecosystem to determine what affect all of the combined factors is having. Instead of setting standards which may

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Imprint So, just the machine and the two of you, jkom then on? Linnell: Yes. The main thing was that we worked so,much better with just the two of us. We never had to explain the songs that went into the album. It was so easy to put it together, particularly when&e got the machines to do it for us. It just made everything, really, very easy, and we had no philosophical problem with using the mtichines. So it just seemed that in every way, we were able to do more work, and it was easier. Imprint How du you split thesung writing

duties?

Linnell: Uh, we each write songs, we generally don’t get into that Roger’s and Hart situ$ion, although we have done that. I’ve written, you know, a sort-of song without words, kind of just a melody, and I’ve given it to John. ‘Puppet Head’ was written this way. Imprint nut was your first video,

wa.r;rt% it? LinneII: Yeah, it was. We’ve done other collaborations, but mostly we’ve written separately.

Imprint FVhat are some of the songs that you iv written?

They Linndl

Might (right).

Giants:

John

by John Hymers Imprint staff

There are so Ime jovs to the thankless task of being A% Editor. Despite the fact that my exam/essay schedule is at its peak (I am a student after all sometimes I forget), I still have to find 30 hours a week to waste at Imprint. But this is made more palatable by . _ ._ certain assignments, such as picking the minds of They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants are rolling into Federation Hall tomorrow nigh< and if vou haven’t alreadv rushed to buy a hcket, now would’be a good ti&e. This duo (John Linnell andjohn Flansburgh) is responsible for &tree albums & hilariobs pop;. this feat

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before that. We recorded a tape, with much of the same songs as the first album eventually had. We also did a few singles, and a flexi-disk for some magazine. 1 ImplTXlL- Was it aiwuys just the two uf you? LimeII: Yeah, well, urn, at one time we considered getting other members, and we kind of ,.. you know, urn A-*--1 1uswxl “lis u idea back and forth about cd+ina 3A bass player and a drummer b-“--C) and after a couple of months, right at ’

the very beginning, we started audition&g pe&le aid checking out options o< iehearsing. Because-you k;low if we had a d&&uner then” wewould have had to rent out rehearsal space, or fiiffured out some place we cbuld rehegrse with drums-l

hprint

i suppose you use a drum+

Wehave no philosophicalprtiblems with m&hines must be regarded with awe as there is no novelty factor here. The songs are as good as they are funny. Anyway, sit back and enjoy the conversation that John Linnell and I had; a parlance that spanned about 450 miles and crossed a time zone, thanks to the miracle of the telephone. lorrg h WP hllFtit SO. hb+' pi.4 been togetkr as They Might Be

Giunts (lMBG)? Linnell:

Uh, we started

. . . urn . . . lets

see now. We did our first show as TMBG in the winter of ‘83, January of ‘83.

WefZ, your@st album did not cumeoutuntil1986. whatdidyouduin those three years? Imprint:

I..innell: We never made any records

machine now? hnell: That’s right. But at the same time, they weren’t - urn, you know, that its really strange that in such a short tie, technology has grown up so much - really a viable option in 1983. You couldn’t really use a drum machine to capture a full sound. In the seven years since then the technology has really blossomed, and’ its lucky for us that it did ‘cuz it happened just in time. I think that it was in the middle of ‘84 pt we decided we were gonna ask a friend to loan us a drum machine in order to make a record with, instead of with the real drums we had been recording with. I think the machine we used at the time was a D&2X. Boy, I don’t even know what’s happened to those things now. It was

LinneE I wouldn’t say that I would like to go faster. That’s kind of a recipe for ending your career quicker. But, uh, so far it hasn’t been too much overwhelming. I think that we can handle the pressure. I get really nervous when we are called on to do some new thing, like the first time that we did Zate Night’ with Letterman; or like the first time we performed before 2000 people. Sometimes it feels like we’d be healthier, have lower blood pressure, but we are getting alot of interesting experiences. We get to go to Japan and Australia, and we’ve never done that before. I’m really glad about that: doing stuff Iike that. hprint: Are yuufiom Hobokm?

LinneII: Well, I wrote ‘Birdhouse in Your Soul’, and, well, I’m just trying to only remember the hits (chuckle, chuckle): ‘Don’t Let’s Start’, They’ll Need a Crane’, ‘Purple Toupee’. I’ve written a lot of the singles. Imprint W’hat about ‘Yuuth Culture

Linnell: Well, I wish that were true. Urn, I don’t know why you’d think that; we’re pretty much out of songs actually. They’re not always new songs, they’re really just the ones that are left over, so a lot of them are old songs which we really wouldn’t consider releasing for new records. We’ve pretty much exhausted our back log at this point. So it’s really time to go back and write songs. Imprint- At the end of the iShe was a)

Hotel Detective’ CD single. there is this dialogue, which Iguess, is essentiah’y u monulogue. Who is that lady and how -did you end up recording her? LinnelI: Those two didn’t realize that they were being recorded. Yah, h’s amszing &d she’s amazing. I’m kind

Weure notfium Hoboken L,inneIk Let me dispel a myth: We are not from New Jersey. We have never lived in Hoboken. Our old record company was based there. John has a great aunt who lives there, but that’s it.

Imprint Well, tonight @Ihen the interview w&s held) Is Halloween. Are you c&brating it in any way? Linnell: Yeah, sort of anyway. I mean, we’re not gonna wear costumes or anything, but we’re in a celebratory mood. We’re in Northwestern University, just outside of Chicago, tonight and doing a show. Somebody made pumpkins for us that look like us. So I’ve ‘got a pumpkin effigy of my which is sitting on my head, dresser.

of impressed that people like her. . . I think people get the idea that we’re making fun of her, when that really isn’t the case. I’m kind of impressed; I’m very impressed with people like that who are not part of the downtown scene. She’s just got this burning curiosity about the stuff she reads on the back of Kllag Wv. SO she calls these things up, and you know they’ve captured her imagination. It’s really neat and interesting. I wonder what she’s doing right now?

Imprinti What kindqfmusicai do you have?

training

LinneII : oh, not really much that we’ve brought to this band. I went to music school for a summer, and I did

Killed My Dug? Linnell:

That’s John’s song.

I wasgonna ask ifthere was a story behind it, but Iguess you might nut know then. Imprint:

Linnell,: (Chuckle, chuckle)Well, I don’t know if there really is. I mean, I don’t wanna speak for John, but 1 don’t know if there really is. I think he just used his imagination. I think he generally, well, there aren’t really experiences that co-pond exactly to songs. God help us if they did. Imprint

instruments? credits.

HOW do you

split u/l the i%e albums don ‘r list ariy

LinneIl: I play the keyboards, and woodwinds. And John plays guitar and we both program the machines. That’s the primqry thing, but we each play other littIe instiments.

b~print You ‘ve wurk?d a little with the Urdinaires, and &en had Eugene Chadboume pla-v guitar over the phane on one ofyuur albtims. Rut how cumfportable ark yuu in playing with other musicians? Linnellz We had a lot of people come and play on our last album, Flood. But I guess because we are not really a band, but a duo, we probably have more freedom than most people do, because we can put anything we want onto our records, and still call it ours. Ha ha. The first track on Fhod is done by all sorts of people. We just hired a few singers, and a trombone player, and just worked with them. In fact, we’re not on it at all. I liked that so much, it makes me want to do it again.

hnprit~t- Yuur name has become more and mure recognizable over the past threeyears. Isthespeedof‘urtiecomfortable?

Imprint

HUM! ojietl do you change the

songs on Dial-A-Sung? Linnell: Urn well, they’re supposed to be changed everyday. John’s landlady is supposed to change the set, which really isn’t a big deal; and I don’t know if she does it everyday anyway. I think its like permissible to miss a day. But its a really easy thing to

do. Imprint-

Do you grab the songLy oflof old albums?

Linnell: They’re all unreleased; in fact, virtually everything we’ve put out on record has started out on Dial-

A-Song Imprint:

So. you must have a huge

inventory of songs.

music in high school. I think we’re both basically self taught. But basically for what we’re doing here you don’t have to go to school. Imprint SO, doeLxJohn pia-v the accvr-

diun ? LinneLI: No. I play it.

Imprint

How did you pick it upP

Linnell :A friend loaned me it. I already played keyboard, and it just suddenly seemed Iike the exact right instrument. It’s a great for a keyboard player. Lots of keyboardists have beginning to pick it up; even Billy Joel, who used to sneer at it publicly. See the show tomorrow night, Nov. 3.

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Imprint, Friday, November 2, 1990 15

Stompin’ Tarp -.in the big smog-yStompin’ Tom Connors Mmsey Hall

nobody can take away Canada 01 what it means from the people of the land and that I think is the real reason why he goes on stage in the first place.

by Frank Seglenieks Special to ImpriM

Now after that speech I was expecting to hear “My Stompin’ Grounds” or “The Singer (the voice of the people)” but instead he went fof ;he song which hy has ended all stop of this four wil~~fhe.s,~~~~,~~ty?‘l’Now, thi! song may have been more approp riate during the whole Meech Lakt fiasco, but as it only appeared on ont of his lesser known albums “The North Atlantic Squandron”, I don’ think many in the crowd had hearc it before. He came back to do an encore of “Bud the Spud” after the crowd gave him a standing ovation (well most were on their feet for the last 3 songs anyway). The crowd was not satisfied and continued to cheer, but, the house lights came on and a stout little man came to the microphone and’ I thought he was going to say “Ladies and Gentlemen, Stompin’ Tom has left the building”. But, instead he said that Tom would not be signing autographs after the show, as is his tradition, because he had to do something for Capitol records/The crowd showed their displeasure, but in typical Canadian fashion, politely left the hall. Overall, it was a great show even with the sound quality and the applause of the audience both of which made it hard to hear exactly what he was saying. Now maybe the Canada that Stompin’ Tom sings about is no longer here, maybe you

Last week I had e got travel to Toronto’s Tkia sg~ Stompin’ Torn Connors bn the 70th and final stop of his cross-Canada tour. The night before, the concert was sold out, and on this night there weren’t a great number of empty seats. This tour, which started in May,, was his first in 14 years. This is because around 1976 he got fed up with the state of the Canadian music business and went into self-imposed 1 exile.

October25th Stompin’Tom: Because of a VIA rail train which arrived 15 minutes late, it was about 8:30 when my friend and I made it to Massey Hall. Stompin’ Tom was already on stage (The moral to this is that when they say 8:OO on a Stompin’ Tom ticket, you had better be there at 7:30) and we found out that he was on his fourth song. We had already missed “Tillsonburg”, which was unfortunate as it is one of my favourite songs. At first we went to our assigned seats, but I was sitting next to this big guy who was taking up about half of my space and the sound wasn’t great. We moved to the empty seats along the sides, but the sound didn’t get any better. During the songs, it was hard to hear, the lyrics - 1 was hoping for better at Massey Hall. But, as 1 (and most of the people in the audience) knew the words, it wasn’t a big problem. The crowd was a pretty even split between people over 50 and people in their early 30s. Thankfully, only a few were wearing cowboy hats; come on we were in downtown Toronto for Pete’s sake. The crowd was energetic to say the least, standing clapping and stomping on the more recognizable songs, (i.e. “Sudbury Saturday ’ Night”, “Big Joe Mufferaw”, “Snowmobile Song”), and cheering whenever he would mention a place in Canada or something political. This mindless cheering did get on my nerves eventually. He had 3 musicians backing him up, collectively called Mary McRay, named after members Mary, Mic and Ray. They were quite respectable musicians in themselves and they all wore black outfits with black cowboy boots just as Stompin’ Tom did. Stompin’ Tom had three microphones around him, one for his voice, one for his guitar and one for his boots - there’s something you don’t see everyday. Behind him was a 3by5metreC@ianflagwitha’. small fleur-de-lis se,v into the ce-ntre of it. Unfortunately&e did not izxpbih his reasons for thi&

Canadian

as ‘Roll on Sas“Red River Jane”, to the Maritimes for a erro”, and ending up with ‘7°K Skidadlast song of the night he ether his two main were his themes to the all he enlightetied peod for people of Canada about their own counsongs IS as entertaining as the songs. Monologues included political statements on Meech Lake “if Quebec ever does separate, the rest of Canada should join it and we can all separate together” (personally I didn’t get it, but the crowd enthusiastically applauded), Brian Mulroney “they just named a town in Saskatchewan after the PM, it’s called Moose Jaw” (again deafening applause), people from Newfoundland “I don’t tell Newfie jokes anymore 1 just tell the truth” (howling laughter and thunderous applause), and on being a Canadian “People ask me why I don’t sing Nashvklle songs, I will once they start singing mine” (you guessed it, booming applause). The one cornplaint I had al..,out these monologues

Toronto! even get to meet Tom; the auctioneer just handed it to him. Boy, for $1025 I would have got it signed at least. The break for the backup band was only about 15 minutes as they came back on to play for ‘about 20 minutes before the return of Stompin’ Tom. DulSng this time I looked around at the banners that had been posted around the hall on the balcony faces. Such as “Stompin’Tom RuIes”, “Tom: Let’s get stinko, 14 years is too long!“, “Tom: This bud’s for you”, and #~Stomp~#,Tom for prime Mkister,,a

was that they were pretty generic, i.e. he could use the same ones all across Canada. It would have been nice if he would have made fun of the Maple L-&s or Skydome losing money or something like that. \

This last one was partkularly disturbin& as much as 1 like the man, I don’t think the country would be best served with him as PM-minister of cultire maybe, In the second set, he took the

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can’t. hitch a ride on a cross-country train relying on people to help you out along the way. Perhaps the Canada that he sings about where everybody can laugh at themselves and see what makes them special in the world is just a dream. But as they say, if you don’t have a dream how are* you going to make your dreams come true? Here’s to Stompin’ Tom Connoti, a truIy great Canadian.

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Giddyap: Swing along with Tonto Sing Along With Tonto Mm Wink at The Inquiry Independent Tape

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Toronto alternative sensation Sing 4long With Tonto, who have been described as being “like coming to, !ace down, missing apparel at a busy Gas station on a Saturday morning” bve been hard at work over the last year stirring-up a bGzz and it has been paying off in a big way. After quickly establishing them;elves on the Toronto music scene and securing gigs for the likes of Faith No More, Soundgarden and National Velvet, Tonto went ahead and independently released their first :ommerciaIlyavailable tape Meet Wink at thelnquiy And, allegedly on a whim, submitted said tape to the organizers of the NYC New Music

Seminar and ended-up being one of only 12 acts (out of 1200 applicants) to be offered a showcase opportunity at the show. They played to an enthusiastic sold-out audience and have consequently received alot of press, including a cover spot in this month’s issue of M.E.A.T magazine. The band is. also featured on the Indie Can ‘90 CD playing “Sharnus Calhune”, a tune which is also the subject of a recently

new hybrid rock scene

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Hi-ho silverand ~WUY College and has extensive playing experience in anything from vocal ensembles to funky thrash bands. And their drummer Joe Mohan is somewhat of a ‘70’s rock remnant. Amazingly, out of all this Tonto has managed to create a hip heavy-funkrock sound of their own. However, because of the band’s foppish image

If you would like to know more about this still independent Canadiin band, write to Sing Along With Tonto at 36 Bellbury Cres., Willowdale, Ontario, M2J 2J8. Each letter will be answered with a sticker, creepy creatures, comic book, newsletter, postcard, and other general ir formabon on the band’s activities.

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Modern dance as entertainment to excite the masses has never enjoyed popular recognition. Most people picture human bodies floundering aimlessly across the stage, not being able to see the point in the mass of incomprehensible movements. However, armed with an open mind, dance can be a lot of fun. Don’t take it too seriously, cut loose and just enjoy what you see on stage. This seems to be the approach that choreogra her Gaby Kamino takes in her ‘Wor L in Dance” performed last Friday at Humanities Theatre. The evening’s dance enthusiasts were presented with fun and competent choreographed pieces. One of the most memorable pieces of the night was “Todo Duet” danced by Kamino herself and Paul Dempsey. A humorous expose, Kamino depicts love-hate relationships between men and women as never boring and always tense, with

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continually working in minds opposition. Kamino and Dempsey danced well together, both creating a strong presence. Thf last piece “Spring Snow” had a

Il;hedanc&sflowed smoothly very different style. A much longer piece in which the whole company danced, Kamino displayed her ability to choreograph. The music with its Oriental influence added to the atmosphere. Kamino was able to challenge the physical abilities of the

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running leap into the arms of her fellow dancers. The weak point was that the choreography was repetitive in places and the abilities of the dancers were not always consistent. The Company is made up of dancers from both the University (faculty and K.itchener/ and students) Waterloo. What was apparent throughout the performance was that both the audience and the dancers enjoyed themselves immensely. In the end, that’s all that really counts.

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nier as the evening progressed and the bands got better. Skin Yard proved to be a suitable substitute for Shark Graffiti, the’ seminal Sub-Pop opening band. Their look came straight out of the Sub-Pop Kostume Kit: you get a guitar, bass, drums, and lots of hair. Extra hair is available through mailorder. And they’had the sound. bud. it was even buder since there weren’t any people in the club to absorb it. But

Every concert - well, every good concert at least - has 3ome sort of barometer that measures the intensity of the show, Whether it’s the mm&r of kids getting tossed around by bouncers at the Concert Hall or the impending threat of murder in the crowd at the Lyres’ New Year’s Eve show a few years back, there is always

in the end, they weren’t ali that memorable. Like I said, a suitable substitute for Shark Graffiti. The FIuid were much better. They tore through songs from Roadmouth,

something happening in the crowd that mirrors the energy onstage. .. The Fluid show at Lee’s Palace on Monday night was no exception. Some geek tripping out-on Mescaline (cuz it’s so nineties) and sporting a camcorder writhed in front of the stage, taping all three bands. He must have copped all of his moves from a Bela Lugosi is Dead dance-a&on. He bobbed; he weaved; he swayed; he leapt; he pranced pixie-like in front of some of the gsuntiest metal merchants to roll thurouih town in a while. He was Canada’s funniest home video-maker, And he got fun-

C/UP, and even dipped back to the &ar Black Paper album and pulled out a skull-crushing version of “Cold Outside.” Wisely, the singer altered the melody on “Hooked” to suit his bloud=alcohol level. The highlight of the show came during the encore when they threw a few bars of the Frantix’ “My Dad’s a Fucking Alcoholic” into “Girl Bomb.” By. this time the camcorder choreographer had worked himself into a dance frenzy. Even the dude from Much Musii started dancing with his camera. So you know it was a good show.

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.-I/l Shod Durri~ is not the new Replacements LA?.h’s really the ~910 debut of bandleader Paul Westerberg, featuring guest appearances by (among others) the other three Replacements. Despite the fact that the full band appears on only one song, the record company insisted that All Shook &wn be billed as the new Replacements album. A bit of a misstep on their part, I think. After all, I’d tend to be a lot more forgiving of this record if it is)ere a Westerberg solo outing., but as a Replacements effort, the record has a lot to Iive up to, and it doesn’t even come close. The salad days of Tim and P/eased to Meet Me are long gone, folks. Christ, this isn’t even as good as

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he should shoot for an MOR dash country sound. A lot of the stuff on the last LP Don’t TelZ a Soul sounded distressingly radio-friendly, but noone would have guessed that the ‘Mats would continue this trend with songs like “One Wink at a Time.” Probably, the intention here was to come off as heartfelt and subdued, butAl Shook Down really just sounds slick and tepid. That’s too bad, ‘cause there are some damn fine tunes on the disc. I guess it’s just a question of your patience. If you can stick it out, youll find a lot of stuff on the album genuinely rewarding, but if you can’t - well, I’m sure not gonna cast the first stone.

fin ‘t Tell Q Soul (an album I loved at first listen, but haven’t gone back to since). I find thatmost records I hate - or don’t mind, but simply can’t find time to listen to are undone by mediocre songwriting. Usually they sound just fine, but 1 soon realize there’s not a whole lot of substance there to appreciate. It’s strange, then, to find the opposite problem plaguing this new Replacements record. There’s no d$nying that the songwriting is there on tunes like “Torture” or “Merry Go Round.” But All Shook Down falls apart because it just soundr so unbelievably lame. A pox on whoever told Westerberg

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The curious thing about this album is that this Dave Koz character is play. irtg back-up on most of these tracks. He wails in the background as various singers do their imitations of I can’t imagine why anyone would Billie Holliday. llyant to imitate, or be compared to, Lame, lame, Iame, lame, lame, Kenny G, but this guy isscreaming for just such a comparison However you lame, lame. Don’t buy this album. want to classify Kenny G, you can lob

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So who are the 4 of Us? The 4 6f US are a (now) five piece outfit hailing from Northern Ireland. Songs&r the Tempteli, their debut recording effort has been out for about a year now and every once in a while I wonder why albums like this get filed away and forgotten among the other forgettable F’s at the local record store. It must be said that somebody on the CBS/Columbia marketing team really fucked up in promoting this product. Admittedly, the first few bars of the first track, “Drag My Bad Name Down,” fuel justifiable reason for a quick raise of the eyes to heaven and a comment along the lines of “Oh great, just what we need, another fucking Stone Roses rip off.” Spartan endurance shall be rewarded as Brendan Murphy’s enviable frosted voice chimes into the foreground.

‘wary,” a hit single in the Emerald Isle, was vehemently criticized by many music critics as an exceIlent example of really shitty nursery rhyme drivel. Murphy admits that the tune is rather naive and poppy, but defends it as a song written Very naturally and although they did try to change it, the ensuing result was artificial. Personally I don’t think the song needs defending. It is an excellent paradigm of the quality and range that lies in Murphy’s vocal talent. Besides, if I c-J++ choose the songs I have to listen to-day in and day out everywhere I go from the 7Eleven to the dishpit of the restaurant I am currently mnpioyod, “Mary” would certainly be on the playlist. Unlike most other bands striving to be big fish in a small pond, The 4 of Us started out focusing primarily on establishing studio experience. This is evident on “Songs for the Tempted.” From what I hear, in a live context, they have made up for lo$ time. (I don’t want anybody to come up to me to say that The 4 of Us were in Toronto during the summer, to perform an inspiring set to a sold out crowd at the Rex Hotel. So the next time you aie perusing the shelves at “Hell’s Music Vault,” desperately searching for something new to tantalize your musical tastebuds, filter through the F’s past the Forgotten Rebels and Flock of SeaguIls until you are tempted by the songs of the 4 of Us.

It’s been two years but AC/DC is back with a new single and a new album, me Razors Edge. If you were expectinlj a ground breaking release (who in their right mind would?) from these Australian rockers you11 be disappointed. What we have on this album is more of the steady bass and d&m, chord-driven rock and roll which, let’s face it, you probably already like if you’re reading this review. And yes, Brian Johnson still sounds like he swallowed a bowl of razor blades. The album kicks off with three kilIer tunes: ‘“Thunderstruck” which feature Angus going wild on guitar, “Fire Your Guns,” and the song that I feel is the best on the album, ‘Money Talks.“The next few songs are aI right

but don’t measure up to the standards set by the previous songs. Side two contains some of the more overtly sexual songs on an AC/DC album since Back In Black. The titles “Got You By The Balls”, “Let’s Make It” and “Shot Of Love” only give you a hint of what is expressed in these songs (!ike “Sink the pink ” didn 1.~- ed). 7%e Razurs Edge is another fine offering from Angus and Co. and if you’re interested in seeing them in concert, they’re going to be at the SkyDome on November 9.

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The difference between these two recordings is as different as it is the same. Besides sharing same names, interchanging band and title, one

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The release of the seventh Cocteau Twins album Heaven or Las Vegas brings about a number of changes with the band. The first indication of the forthcoming album was the appearance of the single “Iceblink 1uck”in the British dance charts. This occurrence was more than a little bit shocking as the Twins’ music is not exactly “how do you say deedancey.” Actually the single is danceable; especially if Audrey Home’s dance stylings are sweeping the nation. Another striking element of the new album are the vocals of Liz

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Remember the 70’s? Everything was big in the 70’s. Pants were b&hoes were bighair wsis big andKISS was big. They had big pants, shoes and hair. They had- . big shows -* . . . . with big explosions on big stages in front of bigbig crowds (They filled album, Big House, is heavy metal bigger venues than the Beak ever while the other, Sig Houses, is not. did.) KISS had a reaIly big following,, The Right Seconds album has good especially amongst long haired and intros to its songs but then when they clad grade seven males. start singing it all falls apart. Big leather Apparently this was a very big market House doesn’t even have good intros for there was a’very big selection of from which to fall apart from. paraphernalia on which. to Both of these bands are Canadian. - Kiss spend your allowance: KKS the Both of these bands suck One is from lunch box, KISS the key chain, KISS out west, the metal one (kinda weird, the fire helmet, HSS the game, KISS huh?) while the other, non-metal the dolls, KISS the masks, HSS the one, is from Ottawa. Why do people earrings, KISS the patches, KISS the in Ottawa think they can make any bubble gum cards, KL!% the coffee kind of decent music? Must be the mugs, KISS the pencil holder, Kiss close proximation of some huge the studs, KES Meets the Phantom, vacuum, sucking all intelligence and originality from the minds of the would-be artists who live there. Or maybe its the cold. Anyhow, these records are really bad anh if you want to buv some&&e Canadian to SUDportthe cause th& don’t waste yo;r lime here. Neither of these tracks have good arbitrage or cultural value, trust me.

Fraser. Unlike previous offerings the vocals are intelligible words, well at least more intelhgible than before. Perhaps she was inspired by the birth of her child which halted the recording sessions of this album. At any rate the vocal tracks are produced in such a manner that they soar above the atmospheric mosaics of the music. This album’s tendency towards the mainstream definitely runs counter to their last release, Biue Be11 Knoll, which played up the abstract elements of the Twins’ music. The most noteable element of the album is that the band will be touring and playing in fact their first ever Canadian dates. The band (Liz Fraser, Robin Guthrie, and Simon Raymonde) wilI be joined by two’ other guitarists, Mitsuo Tate and Ben Blackernan, which hopefully will eliminate any/all backing tapes from their live performance. My only hope is that the Cocteau Twins’ or Las F+,,as tour will concur with the album and present their audience with a lot more of the former and very little of the latter.

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Daniel Weaver is a prime example of an artist who has been taken straight from his mother’s bosom into the recording studio. Why? Perhaps to fill CRTC or some other asinine Canadian content regulation, perhaps. . .well, perhaps a lot of other things that would be too nasty to speculate about ‘cause his mother might read this critique. The music is a limp copy/tribute to revivabsm folk/rock a la Mr. Bragg or Mr. Cohen. Weaver is lost in his own messages, wallowing in his own identity so deeply that either the song becomes impenetrable or so cliche that it seems pointless to sing. The melodies are simple, especially by today’s standards, but more importantly, tired and boring. Nothing in this album caught my ear except the tuning pitch that is at the beginning of the tape, the one at the beginning of every tape. The promotional copy which arrived with this album claims that this is Weaver working through his troubled life, writing about what heknows best, in a way that taps his deepest resources and reveals his inner soul, If this is the case then my suggestion is that he get off the pity wagon and write about something he hasn’t got a clue about.

KISS the t-shirts, KISS the albums. The hype was big. What did they look like without their make-up? Does KZS really stand for Kings In Satan’s Service? Have you joined the K.fss Army? I hear Gene Simmons is the Anti-Christ, it says so in the bible. Where can I get a pair of those decent demon boots? Despite being totally ignored by Rolling Stone’s hundred most influential issue, mss invented Glam Rock. Who do you think we have to thank for WASP, Potion and Guns n ’ Ro.w? (I dunno, Gary Glitter? the Nm York Dolls? - ed.) KISS is more than a band, KISS h a cultural icon. KISS is Star Wars, KISS is Disco, KISS is ‘Where’s the Beef?” KKS is the black sheep of the Partridge Family, KISS is the evil forefather of the New Kids. We are KISS, KISS is us. Who better deserves a tribute album? Hard to Believe is a Kiss covers compilation. I like the packaging. The album-unfolds to reveal a gorgeous full colour spread that displays KISS in its many material forms. I wasn’t

lying about the tire helmet. The album features a slew of sub-pop bands about which I know nothing save they all kinda sound the same. %trs oby though, ~ss songs au sound the same. (Once you have achieved perfection, why change the formula?). I can’t really describe how this album sounds except to say that it is “loud” and “rocky” and not as polished as KISS, you’d have to hear it for yourself. The best track is also, sadly, the most brief. Coffin Break does a great fasf version of “Beth” (which is,by the way&e only KISS tune that has ever made it to Mu&.) I truly love this song. “LA It Up” by the Hardons and ‘Qve Gun” by the Surfing Caesars are also pretty awesome, but then, look at the material they have to work with. “Detroit Rock City” by Bullet I.aVolta sounds exactly like a Spinal Tap tune, but then, so does the KISS version. Kiss was around before Bullet LaVolta and Spinal Tap. I don’t care whether you buy this album or not.

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by Steven Kastier After almost ten years of silence from the once progressive rock Some bands may be described as megaand of the 70’s, Styx returns less musician&bands; those bands whose Tommy Shaw (now in Damn YanskilIs and abilities are most apparent kee) . The Styx of the 40’s seems to be, to musicians themselves. Bands like more than ever, a commercial effort the Minutemen and King Crimson, after Dennis De Young’s limited sucthough incredibly disparate, ill&x-ate cess as a soloist. Avid S~$Q fans will ,this well. probably feel alienated. But then there are p&Ucer5 This is not to take away from the bands; bands whose production is so album’s quality. It has a varied mix of tight and so seamless that it seems sounds - from the firstsingle, the non-existent, like a good umpire. rock oriented “bve is the Ritual” to We’re not taIking about overthe country-blues rock sound of “Not production, but heavy production: Dead Yet.” The former seems to have production which is almost entirely been a mistake to release by A&M if responsible for the sound. And Was the label is trying to recapture its old (Not Was) is the perfect example of audience. ‘Qve is the Ritual” sounds this. like a clash between Def Leppard and Are You Okay? is a fme sounding Cohn James. This is largely due to the album with a few great sow and a vocals and influence of the new Styx bunch of mediocre ones as well, but member, Glen Burtnik who sings half all share in David and Don Was’ the songs on the new release. ethereal production. Fortunately for Styx fans, through Make no mistake; it is the knobDennis DeYoung’s vocals, a trace OE twiddling that saves ‘How the Heart the old Styx can be heard on the Behaves” and “Dmssed to Be Killed” power ballads of the album. and a few other songs from the notThose Styx fans who are openso-proverbial mp heap. But if you minded enough to take this album for buy the album’ at a decent price (of its quality rather than its overall lack coume, I got mine free), then you can of the old Styx sound, should think of it as a wonderful 12” tide. thoroughly enjoy every song on this Then you sm counting the great album - a fact that could never lile said about any of their other albun s. Kilroy is gone, yet Styx is back and back & the best of times.

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Ten-year-aids are a rambunctious They get into things key

songs: “Papa Was A Rolling Stone,““1 Blew Up the United States,” “Elvis Rolls Royce,” and the sublime “I Feel Better than James Brown”. Then you feel that your money was well vent“Papa Was a.. . ” is a reworking of the Temptations’classic stylings of the Norman Whitfield/ Barrett Strong tune. Was (Not Was) throw in a rap here and a sample there to make the song their own, but they never

overwhelm it. And most importantly, the message of the song survives intact; in fact, the song packs an even greater emotional punch with the band’s impassioned delivery set against the back-drop of the plight of urban, American black in 1990. But humour is also a big part of Was (Not Was), and Are Yuu Okay? takes plenty of opportunities to remind us. “Elvis’ Rolls Royce” features the inimitable Leonard Cohen in the role

of guest lead vocals, and he presents the song in dead-pan fashion, making it more funny than it oughta be; while “I Feel Better than James Brown” follows Jim Foetus and PWEI in accurate James Brown bashing (there

is NO good wuxon for bushing JB ed.) . A great dance album, a decent listening album; Was (Not Was) still got it.

shouldn’t, -experiment with things you tell them not to. They’re starting to make decisions for themselves and are discovering that there’s a whole world out there that their parents don’t want them to know about. Motorhead are ten years old’and they don’t seem to have grown out of this stage. They’re still getig into things that the local law enforcement probably wouldn’t ,approve of, let alone their parents. To celebrate this decade of association, Lemmy and Co. have released a live album+ 7& Birthday Party is twelve tracks long

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and was recorded at the Hammersmith Odeon. I think it makes a difference to fans when they’re reading reviews of live albums, because fans are usually less apt to buy an album consisting of previously released material. This album has two new tracks (“On the Road” and “Mean Machine’? as well as expected songs like “Ace of Spades” and “The Chase is Better than the Catch”. The

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albums however, is whether or not the songs are changed or just pretty much the album versions, In this case, it’s the latter. This is good or bad depending on your own personal preference. The album versions of these songs are enuugh to make your ears bleed and your teeth rattle out of your head, and the songs have more energy because they’re being performed live, so that adds to the album’s overall head-crushing effect. A good effort overall

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0-1 form, “Be-hop A Lula” by Gene Vincent and “Baby Please Don’t GO” by Them. The others were created especially for the movie, songs not available on any other ahun. Whether it be Nicolas Cage’s dm=med rendition of the Elvis ties, “bve Me” and “Love Me Tendef, the l~+d Chris Isaak tracks, or the bunting

“Up

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-Taylor, this recording is key and stimuhtig. It brings back special memories for those who have seen the film, and a cuflous interest mixed with envy for those who haven’t Of SpeCial note are “Slaughterhouse” by Powermad (they play the bar band that wear CWAR Tshirts in the film) and “Cool Cat Walk” by Angelo Badalamenti (he’s

the guy with whom Lynch writes those cool tunes for his TV show and a forthcoming album called Industrial

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Sjmphy #I). These two tunes sizzle, the first with energy and sweat (the kind of music you would SICrifice a virgin to, if you could find one), the second with raw sim.meru’% cool, seething and sexual, music You

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New Model Army stormed through the eighties with unflinching conviction; their strength and determination propelled them onward in spite of many setbacks. They were the hated darlings of the Britsh musical press, they were denied visas to enter the U.S. (“no a@tic

merit”),

and des-

pite admirabk support from their record combny, they’ve had no sub stantial North American success. ‘Thealbum’s doing great inBritain, but over here.. . nothing,” said frontman Justin Sullivan about their last offering Thmder And Cumulation after their ill-fated gig at Toronto’s Siboney in ‘89. Thunder And Consoleiion was truly one of the great Lp’s of the decade, the band fusing the coherence of ’84sNu Rest For 7he Wicked with the diversity of 7-7~ Gho,~t Of

Of the fifteen tracks on this album only two are hits from the past in their Cain from ‘86. Their newest latter Impwiry, takes its cue from lf under and is as polished a piece of work as they’ve ever done. The first track and single “Get Me Out” is astounding manic laughter, desperate vocals and guitar-bassdrum orchestration that screams total mayhem. Dropping the needle on Impurity is initially like being thrown down a musical staircase. Your pulse recuperates over the course of the next 45 minutes and you realize just how focused their songwriting has become. “Eleven Years,““Space,“and “Lust For Power,” are bright, bright moments - you can see past styles, songs and moods meshing together. Rehash? Not when it comes across like this. The new single and arguable centrepiece

of the Lp

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advertised in the UK as “Purity Is A Lie,” (which kinda gives away the chorus). It blends the introspection of ‘Better Than Them,” with the sweeping power of ‘vagabonds”, telling a tale of the conflict between the desires of man and nature’s truth: “Revolution forever/ AU raised to rot and die/ Within the blood of nature/ This purity, purity is a lie.“. Against a backdrop of gun-toting zealots, the implications

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Now this album isn’t as great as the soundtrack for Twin Peaks, the number of worthwhile t&&s is small in comparison, but it is worth a look see, maybe on a rent to own basis. by NMA), can attest for capturing vivid “snapshots” of smalltown England. Her voice is also featured on “Space”,

and performed to her knack

and if there’s any justice in the world,

she’ll tour with the Army and maybe do some readings. I like to think that the transition from anger to understanding over NMA’s last few albums has been dtie to her influence. Who knows,

though.

One track in particular, is

personally

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endearing

“11 Years” as it’s

long haul “Eleven long years and no further home/ One hundred thousand miles through this battlezone.” O.K. so it’s not the best lyric

through

about NMA’s

the eighties:

on the record but believe me, the acoustic guitar and muted keyboards

really set the scene and by the song’s end, when thousands of footsteps march down “a Brixton road”, you do feel a sense of community, kinship, family. And that’s what the New c Model Army are, really,

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it’s good to anticpate a record, good that some things in Iife can still excite, preoccupy. After 87’s dance epic This Corrosion,” subsequent releases from The Sisters have attracted many a curious eye. The Sisters, who were then Andrew Eldritch, Patricia Morrison and Dokt~r Avalanche (drum machine), are now E&itch, Tony James (Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Generation x), and a coupla others. After bumping into Eldritch at the Rivoli in 88, I’d guessed that scene-stealing Patricia might not be around long, but Doktor Avalanche? Eldritch, you bastard. Anyway, 1 wondered about the collaboration with Jim Steinman (Meat Loaf) and whether he would be producing any more Sisters projects.

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credits as well!! First of all, there’s not very much lyrically to sink your teeth into. Eldritch can write, and he knows it so what’s “some people get by/ with a little bit of understanding/ I don’t bow why/ you’ve gotta be so undemanding/ One thing I knows 1 want MORE.” It’s already been said but it’s tie: we want more. of course the songs’ intro, that ‘wonderful reed instrument, whatever it is, gives everything a grand Wagnerian flair. TheHeartvocalsareprettyfunnyand the grebo-guitan are uninspired A while ago Eldritch was wishing that , Gary Marx would be his friend again, and now so do I. The b-side “You Could Be The One,” is wo&h mentioning we hear Eldritch telling people -to get undressed co5’ ‘Yeah, ye& yeah, yeah, yeah - you could be the one.” Ginchy. Soit’s a bit of a mess, but it’s a grand mess. Do I like it? No? Yes? no, um, no, no bleh. But I keep listening.

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put it on the tumtabIe, and collapsed in laughter. Somehow, listening to New Order and Blondie had not prepared us for their accordion-driven Mex-rock Initial shock aside, h. eand a time to dance became a favorite of ours. Despite the success qnd critical acclaim accorded to Los L&os in the intervening seven years, Los Loboi by Phi Dane e haven’t really delivered on the promclxtprint staff ise of those first seven songs, How will 771e WdfSuruiue had a couple of decent moments; By the Light of the My first ever listen to T..Ds LAXIS Moon had several; La Bamba was an was not an auspicipus on% my best ohiou~ comqercial move. After this friend and I, who were @Ithe habit of slide into more and more of a rockist buying records together, bought the -. posh, La fistala y El Comzon was a fmt Los r&&OS miq-c, 1983’s.. . u&T&+ ~sll: ye reclamation of the. Mexican ia time to dance on the basis of a glowfolk7 i iam whose integration into ing review. We got back to his house, their earlier was so bracing.

Arts/Records After a long wait, Los Lobes have foll0wedI.u pistola with what sounds, at this early stage, like their best album yet. ifIke Neighbtwhood, in the vein of Ry Cooder’s albums of 15 years ago, draws upon the many elements of American traditional music and weaves them all into a package which still has a unique artistic stamp on it. From Mississippi swamp boogie, to country & western, gritty rhythm and blues, straight blues, folk and rock, Los Lobos incorporate it all into The Neighbourhoud. The album opens with “Down on a hunk of bayou the Riverbed,” gumbo which is a lot closer to red beans n’rice than refried beans. With John Hiat-t contribut$g howling John Fogerty-esque bacfig vocals and Danny Timms’ surging Wurlitzer organ, “Riverbed” creeps along like a morning mist on a Georgia swamp. A bayou flavour continues at the end of the first side with a romping cover version of Jimmy McCracklin’s “Georgia Slop.” Saxophonist Steve Berlin contributes the greasiest tenor solo captured on vinyl since King Curtis got shot. The list of extra musicians on the Neighbourhood serves as an signpost for the direction that the album is going to be taking. Bayou-born Devon Helm, a member of The Band contributes vocals on a number of songs and even plays mandolin on “Emily” - a dead ringer for Steve Earle’s “Copperhead Road.” As aforementioned, John Hiatt, godlike in his own right, chips in backing vocals here

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into Los Lobes musical stew conand there; regular Ry Cooder drummer Jim Keltner smacks the skins on a tinues, but in a much more few tracks. The pedigree is understated fashion than before, as excellent. but one of a number of flavours on display. Just as they rediscovered Though Cesar Rojas, he of the classic goatee, contributes lead vocals their own musical roots with La fion the album’s leaner and meaner to/a y El Corazon, they have delved tracks. David Hidalgo handles the into and integrated a plethora of vocal chores on the more reflective musical traditions. tracks. His size belies the tenderness h 7%~ Akighbowhood sounds like a of his vibrato-laden voice. In parband at their peak. Los Lubes have ticular, “Little John of God,” a duet woven the various threads of with Levon Helm dedicated to “The traditional North American music Children of St. John of God School into a masterful tapestry full of colour. for Special Children” in New Jersey, At the cusp of the ‘9Os, 771~ captures Hidalgo’s voice in full I%ig/&urhood looks back at decades ache. of tradition, but also looks around at The incorporation of traditional the social problems of the present A Mexican elements and instruments treasure, to be sure.

venting Don from using just “Dokken.” Former Europe guitarist John Norum is a fair substitute fqr Lynch on this album, that mixes standard hard rock guitar-driven samples with gentle ballads. The opening track on the album “Crash ‘N Bum” is the kind of boss tune that you would play just below tQe threshold of pain while yau’re test driving a new Lambgqghini hblo .at the top end. IWhen L.ove Finds & Fool” is the strongest effort on the album, a melQdic love-ballad and a welcome -change from, the’ usual eyesores of metal-turned-soft rock, But there’s one thing I’ve always felt about Dokken’s music for years. It Duran Duran were to the early 80’s what NKOTB are to the current music scene. Both groups’ music can be defined by a techno-pop sound with meaning as shallow as a Mr. Turtle pool. Unlike NKOTB, Duran Duran’s once faithful audience have outgrown this shallowness and the band has fallen from the mainstream of the charts that they once dominated. No longer are there ‘duranies’ running out to buy every new release, SQSimon Ldkm and the

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boys have taken it upon themselves to recapture the public they once captivated by growing up themselves. With the band’s latest offering, L&e@, they show the desire, if not the ability, to produce mature music. Stylistically speaking maturity is accomplished to a degree as the synthesized sound of Duran Duran’s past albums is toned down for several songs including “My Antarctica” and the appropriately titled “Serious” in which a smooth, contemporary rhythm can be felt without an overly lame premise. Once again it is the lack of meaning as shown through infantile lyrics that Duran’s failure to grow up is prevalent. “Violence Of Summer”, the group’s latest single contains their trademark synthesizer sound and trademark pathetic stab at being profound. The freshest track on this album is , the harder rock sound of “First Impression” that may or pay not be attributed to the addition of two new band members. Unfortunately for LeBon and the boys, it will require more than fresh blood to re-establish the band’s mainstream popularity uf the early 80’s. Only ti&e -will tell if Duran Duran can ever grow up.

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One thing that the Waterloo football Warriors have lacked throughout the greater part of their sporadic 1990 Season is an inspirational leader. Well, that all changed last Saturday afternoon at Seagram Stqdium. It was the usual scene in the Waterloo dressing room about an hour before the game, The music was blaring, and the players were either quietly putting on their equipment or talking about that evening’s Halloween party, It looked more like a wedding reception than the customary football team pre-game rituals. Finally, veteran linebacker Jeff Lake got up, flipped over a couple of benches and screamed that his teammates were more concerned with the post-game party than the game itself, and that no-one was mentally ready to face Toronto.

The tactical outburst worked like magic as the Warriors stormed out onto the field and toMy outplayed the fourth-ranked team in Canada, the Toronto Varsity Blues, to win 17-5. Jeff Lake - an inspirational leader? 1 would definitely say so. The victory put Waterloo in a tie with Guelph (at 3-4) for fifth place in the final 1990 OUAA conference regular season standings. Western took the pennant, finishing the season 7-O after a 64-O spanking of York. Toronto’s fate in Week 7 did not affect their second place standing, at 5-2. McMaster upset Windsor, 16-12, while Laurier squeaked by Guelph, 29-28. Although they had identical 4-3 records, Windsor finishes third and Laurier fourth, because.of a better points-for versus points-against combination. That means the Golden Hawks will travel to London to play Western this Saturday in one OUAA semi-final game. The Varsity Blues will play host to Windsor in the other conference match-up. Both playoff games will be televised. The Laurier at Western game will be live on CHCH

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(Hamilton) and affiliates CFPL (Lendon) and CKNX (Wingham); pe Windsor at Toronto bout can be seen on TSN. Kickoff time in both games is 1 p.m. Personally, 1 would love to see Laurier beat Western. It would definitely deflate the Goliathan egos of the arrogant Mustangs and their rabid fans. M&laster at 2-5 and York (O-7) finished the vear in seventh and eighth respe&vely. I was pleased with the win It was our best iame all year,” said Warrior head co& Dave “Tuffy” Knight. “We played as good against Toronto as we were bad against Laurier the previous week. It is as good a way to end a year as one coach can exDect.” Unstoppable .Tom Chat-tier. The game remainid scoreless until midway through the second quarter run. That put Chartier’s season total at when Warrior running back Tom 1,031 yards on 146 carries. He is only Chartier ran in for the only the fourth player ever in the history of touchdown of the contest. Peter Tchir OUAA football to rush for more than kicked the convert. Tchir got another 1,000 in a season. Lorne King was the point on a missed field goal at 4:43 top &her for Toronto with f26 yards and Waterloo had the lead at the half, on 24 carries. 8-O. Southpaw rookie pivot Steve BenFive minutes into the third quarter, net was outstanding, completing s13 Blues Dlace kicker Andrew Astrom of 19 pass attempts for a total of 120 put h< only attempt of the day betyards in the air. Veteran receiver ween the uprights from 34 yards out. Gord Fawcett, caught se?n passes Those three points were the only for 75 vards. , .. :.,: ones scored by the Toronto offence in ; ~~1~~~~~~ ;:‘;:.:..:jli the entire game:The Warrior defence .;.. ..: ::: .,._..,._.,. I ; :..: .‘C ;. :::. stonewalled any @her drive. U of T even had trouble punting as freshIn the final OUAA standings, Tom man Andy Allen blocked twg j, Chartier finished first overall in rushpun& 7 i i&g (1,031 yardsyoh 166 runs); Mike At 8122 of the ihird- quarter, Tthir Raynard ranked second among punscored another single and then added ters (36.2 yards per punt); Peter two field goals lat; in the frame .(the . Wawrow finished second in punt longest or which was 45 yards) to returning (311 yards on 38 runs for spread the gap to 13-3 for Waterloo. an 8.2 average); and Mike Son placed The scoring rounded out with two fourth among kickoff returners (11 team safe&s, one for each side.

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yards). -: i: $fjgwma $x&i&&&~ *> :.:: .” ; Third-year running back Tom Chartier and fifth-year nose tackle Mike Lane achieved OUAA firstteam all-star recognition. Fifth-year offensive tackle Marshall Bingeman, freshman gunter Mike Raynard, and sophomore outside linebacker Renoit Drouin were named to the second team. Lane and Chartier are nominees for the All-Canadian f6otbafl all-star team to be announced later this month. Chartier also received the Omega Award as the most valuable player in the OUAA,ps voted by the eight league coaches. He will be the conference’s nominee for the Hec Crighton Trophy, awarded to the CIAU’s outstanding player in football.

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Waterloo’s high-octane offence ‘accumulated 289 total yards, compared to 155 by .the Blues. Chartier led the ground attack’ fof .$he black and gold with 184 yards on 27 Tarries, including the touchdown

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The field hockey Athenas travelled to frosty Ottawa this past wekkend to participate in the OWlAA finals. After finishing fourth in leape play, the Athenas were-slated to face the fiftft place Queen’s team in the quarter fiI.ldS.

Waterloo started strong, scoring three goals in the first half. Ixanne Dietich, Janet MacPherson, and Annette Koehler each accounted for a goal. This endbled the Athena5 to advance to the semi-final round. There they were pitted against the York Yeowomen, seeded first after round-robin play and ranked second nationally. The Athenas put up a sood fight defensively, and managed

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Caitlin MacGregor (behind #5), Janet MacPherson (righi) were all bnour4 as OWlAA second-team

runs at York’s net. But the scoreboard displayed a 4-O victory for York at the end of 70 minutes. This meant that Waterloo would meet the Guelph Gryphons in the bronze

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recognition. Sunday dawned cold and wet. Warn&g up was made even more difficult by the Westem/Laurentian game which went into overtime and then penalty kicks. Waterloo and Guelph finally took the field after a 45 minute wait. The game started slowly, with the Athenas having difficulty with their mati-marking. Down 2-O at the half, the team waveated to a rousing pep talk by McCiae. The team took to the field with renewed energy, and even managed a goal. Btiut by then it was too late. Guelph took the game 4-1, and the bronze medal as well. It was the general consensus that the Athenas did not play to potentid against the Gryphons, but fourth place is a commendable position. Overall, it has been a great season. Thanks to the veterans for putting up with the “rooks”, Ivan and the Love bus, and the rugby team for our singWatch for’ Athena ing material. indoor field hockey results coming in \ January.

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The marked improvement by the Warriors in the Gast two gam& is a strong sign, just’ two we&s before they are to host the highly-tou Naismith Classic. Waterloo’s opening

Warrior ‘Basketball by Rich Nichol

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Last weekend at the University of Winnipeg, the Waterloo basketball Warriors put forth a high-octane performance to capture second place in the four-team Winnipeg Invitational Tournament. “Our guys made some great progress on the weekend,” summed up Waterloo head coach Don McCrae. The team showed increasing cohesion at both ends of the court in their two games. Warrior 6’7” freshman fonva‘r’d Sean VanKoughnett and 6’2” veteran guard Jason Poag were named to the tournament all-star team. Other players receiving the bon-our were York forward CIive Anderson, Winnipeg forward John Matheison, Lalcehead guard kslie Ragguette, and tournament MVP Jeff Byerly, a f&h-year guard with Lakehead. In the championship game against the Lakehead NorWesters, the Warriors took a 52-36 halftime lead. But Waterloo could not stave off a second half comeback rally by the NorWesters, who stole the crown with a 73-65 victory. Waterloo advanced to the championship round after an 81-77 win over the Winnipeg Wesmen, in the semi-finals Friday night. The NorWesters earned a berth in the finals with a 75-65 victory over the York Yeomen in the other semi-final bout. The weekend split put the black and gold at 1-2 in pre-season play.

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an hors possession and dished h’oeuvre to Moore in the lane for an easy t;wo. With three minutes remainWaterloo was behind 69-74. , VanKoughnett saved the day o straight treys to spearhead

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The Warriors potted 75 percent at the charity stripe, a weak 41 percent from the field, and 4-for-10 from treyland. Comparitively, Lakehead netted 43 percent at the gift box, a dismal 36 percent inside the perimeter, and a healthy 9-for-18 from the Assiniboine River. ‘We shot their lights out in the tit half, but had a dismal second half,” said McCrae. “Our young players were worn out by their veteran team and Lakehead picked up their defence to win it.” The Warriors hardwood tonight

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ber 2) when they travel to North York to play the York Yeomen, with tip-off time at 8 o’clock. Be sure to catch the action of the pres@ious Naismith Basketball Classic on Homecoming Weekend November 9-11 here at the Physical Activities Complex Eight of the most elite teams in Canadian interuniversity basketball will be competing: the Winnipeg Wesmen, the Guelph Gryphons, the Laurier Golden Hawlq the Waterloo Warriors, the Laurentian Voyage=, the Bishop’s Gaiters, the Dalhousie Tigers, and the defending champion - St. Francis Xavier X-Men. ,.

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The Waterloo Wariiors soccer team travelled to St.Catherines on Saturday to close out the season against the Brock Badgers. Having narrowly missed post-season action, the team hoped to end the year with a win. Brock, on the other hand, found itself in a three-way tie for first place in the North division. In the first half, both teams played aggressive end-to-end soccer. Veteran Waterloo keeper Carlo Donald made several key saves to keep his squad in the game, while at the other end of the park, midfielder Nazir Sacoor and striker Scott Gardner were dizzying the Brock defence with some spectacular plays. On one occasion, Gardner scissorkicked a shot over the beaten Brock goalie. Unforhmately, the ball crashed off the woodwork and was cleared into touch. Fullbacks Ric Deane and Greg Pappas deserve mention for anchoring another fine Warrior defensive effort, while rookie midfielders Dave Presta and Jason Pither dominated the middle of the pitch. The game remained scoreless until the’80th minute of play when a Brock forward was left unmarked, moved in on Donald, and slid a shot underneath the diving keeper thus spoiling

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UW rows to higher ranks Rowing by Harry Shnider Imprint sports

Rowing has wound up for another season, as the championship regatta was held in St. Kitts last weekend. It was the finale of a season that saw WV move up in the ranks in most events. UW was able to tie Carleton for 7th, an improvement of three places from last year. One such event was the women’s double (Paula Hendsbee, Sharon Orr), who had their opponents running scared since the U of T Sprints. On this day, w faced rivals U of T, Queen’s, and Ottawa, an experienced crew who beat Waterloo handily in their other meeting in Trent. When the four crews came by the spectators, there was little to choose from between them. Toronto was able to pull away at the finish line, with LJWjust

to row any of the Four finals, but aII of the returning people +i.ll now know what challenge lies ahead for them. The inclusion of small boats into university rowing has made competition much stiffer with finals much more difficult to qualify for. It will take more rowers to compete in the sqmer, and to show up in the fall ready to pull a good ergoheter score for UW to break through the barrier. Better heat placement from the powers that be would also help. It will now beup to the Department of Athletics to decide whether rowing should be k t as a full-fledged sport. It has been ‘K s own that it is a growth sport, as it rose from virtually nothing four falls ago, into a team that is starting to stay with the more established schools. Nobody snickers anymore when UW comes to a regatta, and hopefully this is the way it shall stay. Before the water completely drains out of Conestogo Lake, the rowers would like to thank Don McLean and Richard “Spin That Wheel”Pluzak for all their hap and support.

missing third by an eyeIash. There was no open water between the four boats, and it turned out to be the best race of the day. In other sculling even&the Men’s double again came close to their Trent rivals, finishing fourth of four. Single sculler Steve Hickling stayed afloat in the high winds, grabbing third in a five boat I-ace. It was a repeat of last year for the sweep crews, as none were able to get out of the heats. Again, UW rowed in the fast heats, as the seedings were rendered useless with unseeded Ottawa and Carleton competing. All crews tiwed well but it was not enough. The worst case was in the Heavy Four race, in which U of T could have been added, and would have been a more competitive final than that which was rowed later in the day. So the second season has come to an end for Warrior and Athena Rowing. Head Coach Don McLean was pleased with the progress of all the crews, with special praise given for’ the scuIlers. tt’was diSappoi&ng not

win over the OWIAA cellar dweller, Brock, and a tough loss to Windsor. The Athenas travelled to SKatherin~ on a cold and windy Saturday afternoon, prepared to make short order of the struggling Brock squad. Things didn’t get off on the right foot, however, as Brock opened the scoring ten minutes into the first half. UW bounced back in the second half with a long pass by sweeper Lsa Bater to right-winger Julie Latreille, who subsequently sent the ball whizzing past the hapless Brock keeper. With the momentum behind them, the Athenas continued to swarm the Brock squad, and with less than ten minutes remainit& left-wirkger Anita “Scoot” Toogood pounced on a bad pass back to the Brock keeper, solidifying the Athenas come-frombehind victory. On Sunday, the Athenas made the long and monotonous trek to Windsor, determined to complete the year on a high note. Twenty-five minutes into the first half, Toogood gave rise to that hope by sending a high ball from the left wing that seemed to float past the Lancer goalie. Though the Athenas outshot the L;incers by more than ten, Windsor made two connections in the second half that defeated the admirable efforts of the Waterloo squad. Waterloo finishes the year with a record of 4-7-1, good enough for a sixth place finish overall. The Athenas would like to thank aH of their loyal fans who supported us throughout the season, including parents, friends, beaus, lucky dogs (Jake) and other special creatures of the soccer season-

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It was a Red Odober!

The 1990 baseball season ended with surprise. Not so much because the Cincinnati Reds beat the heavily favored Oakland A’s, but because of the ease with which they won. The Reds won because they were the better team not because Oakland choked. Cincinnati outplayed the A’s in every element of the game. The A‘s showed they were beatable, and at series end, displayed sour grapes over their loss. Dave “The Whiner” Stewart called the Reds an inferior team and said that next year they (the Reds) “will be watching the world series on TV.” Class act Dave! Just compare what happened to each team’s superstar, and you can see how the series went. Eric Davis and Jose Canseco were both heavily depended on by their respective teammates. Canseco complained daily to the press about his injuries, and how he couldn’t play properly. He had only one hit in the series and showed very little effort. Defensively, Canseco hurt his team on more than one i occasion. Davis was playing with a knee that will require off-season surgery and a bruised shoulder that hampered his

swing. He never used it as an excuse and tried to avoid the subject when talking to the press. His home run in the first inning of game dne set thetone for the entire series. He hustled and eventuafly put himself into intensive care with a kidney tear suffered while diving for a ball. I’m sure Canseco’s kidneys are feeling fine. The efforts of these two ‘“1eaders”show why the Reds became World Champions. Davis has suffered a great deal of physical pain, but a World Series ring will be a wonderful cure. Cincinnati beat Oakland because they hit better, got better starting pitching, had an unhittable bullpen, worked harder, and executed better. There should be no excuses - the best team won and a good team lost. The A’s may now never achieve the “dynasty” status some thought they might. (CorzsequentZy, the kgions

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ped on the bandwagon, parading about in green and y&w baseball caps have shame@I[y put their A Ir attire &to hiding. spofls cd.) Oakland will, however, be back next year as good as ever. Don’t believe Dave Stewart either, The Reds should be just as good in 1991. The only difference will be a payroll that matches Oakland.

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The heavyweight title changed hands again last week, and don’t be surprised if this becomes something of a habit. With several capable challengers to the throne, we may not

see a successful title defence for some time. After having the title handed to him by .an overweight and unmotivated Buster Douglas, Evander Holyfield has not yet proven he is a true champion. The size and power of George Foreman could be enough to dethrone Holyfield in their April bout. Foreman is definitely overweight and doesn’t train hard, but there is no doubt he is the most powerful heavyweight around. When he lands a punch, damage is done, no matter who is receiving it. He will also be difficult to hurt. Holyfield will have to keep out of Foreman’s reach and try to outpoint him with an effective jab. His, jab was quite instrumental in taking the title away from Douglas. After the Holyfield-Foreman bout, Mike Tyson will be next in line. It now seems that his loss to Douglas was a fluke, caused by Buster having the fight of his life and Tyson not being physically or mentally sound. lron Mike still appears to be the best heavyweight around, until someone gives Razor Ruddock a shot. Ruddock is a legitimate contender who hasn’t been given a fair shake because he isn’t a big name. There just isn’t enough money there for a contender to fight him with alI the other lucrative opportunities available with big-name fighters. There is also no doubt that Ruddock has been avoided out of fear. Whether he is good enough to become champion remains to be seen, but there is no doubt he will have a chance when given the opportunity. &r now, he must wait his turn while the big names slug it out.

Puck Warriors battle Windsor- to 4-4 O.T. tie Warrior Hockey by Peter Jhdes Imprint sports

The Windsor Lancers, perhaps, till be the dark horse in OUAA Hockey competition this season. Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks, UW’s playoff nemesis last year, succumbed to Bordertown, 5-2 the evening before. Sunday, October 28, the Warriors met the Lancers in a matinee. In the end, a four-all draw after overtime proved there was little to choose between two offensively authoritative squads. Tony Crisp opened the scoring at 4:04 of the first frame, with .assists going to linemate John Williams, and defenceman Rod Thacker. Windsor cijuntered with two markers on , the powerplay, 1:29 apart. Brad Belltid knotted the match at 11:04 and rookie, Rod Anthony scored the go-ahead goal. The second period saw the two sides trade goals. Again, UW was first with Mike Mackay taking passes from Jamie Maki and Jim David two

minutes into it. Lancers’ Howie Thompson put the home side up 3-2 at 5:39. Waterloo wasted little more than a minute in tying matters once more. First year player, Dave Lorentz scored midway through the frame. Assists went to Gord Costigan and Pat Daly. The University of Windsor closed out the scoring at 8:37 of the period. Belland bashed in his second of the game to tally Windsor’s final goal. The Lancers had the slight edge in shots on goal, 13-10 for the period and 22-20 for the game. UW sealed the game early. With just ticks over a minute gone in the third, David scored the final goal. Dave Lorenz picked up the assist. Rookie goaltender, Steve Udvari stopped 29 of 33 shots faced, among them, three breakaways by Lancer bright-light, Brad Belland. This weekend,* co@.XDon McKee marches his teati to Corn&I in Ithaca, New York. Hamecoming action pits the’ puck Warriors versus the McGill Redmen on Saturday, November 10 at 7:OOpm. The homestand continues as Waterloo faces off versus the Concordia Stingers, Sunday, November 11, at 2:30pm in the Frigidtime.

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C-ret tennis and vdleyball 7

the teams look like they are in good shape, displaying their skills every Tuesday night with some well-played volleyball. Team energy is running high and there is a strong sense of sportsmanship among all the competitors. It looks like we are going to see some strong competitive games in all three leagues.

Campus Ret by Lori Brown Imprint staff

Tennis

Competitive

4 Final Squash Singles, I lam. PAC Soccer , F.F,Ball Playoffs Continued...

The standings following the second week of play are as follow: In league A, the Hupsing Dievels lead followed closely by Black Phlegm. In Bl league, thti “No Name” teamis taking a strong lead. In league 82, the race is tight with Road Kill in first position at the moment but followed very closely behind by Orange Crush and Nootti Says. The Guys, in league 83 is in the forefront with four wins, but the SJC Outlaws are proving to be strong competition with three wins behind them. Finally, in the C league, Psychosys is demonstrating extremely strong volleyball techniques and leads the pack.

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The University of Waterloo is happy to have selected Tom Chartier as Warrior of the Week. He is a thirdyear Kinesiology student from Oshawa, Ontario. Chartier played, an outstanding game against Toronto, ranked fourth in Canada after week six, this past weekend contributing immensely to the Warriors’ 17-5 victory. He had 27 carries for 184 yards, totalling 1,031 yards on the season. Chartier is only the fourth player in CIAU history to rush for over 1,000 yards. His achievements this past season have not gone unrecognized. He was chosen in September as Athlete of the Week

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Sunday, October 28th was the final day for the Men% and Women’s Singles Tennis Tournament. Unfortunately, there was only one woman registered in the entire tournament. However, that didn’t frighten SheriLynn Hooper! She played with the guys in a three-pool tournament. Congratulations to Wido Westbrook, winner of the A-pool; David Ebb, winner of the B-pool; and Patrick Wong, winner of the C-pool. Thanks to all who participated and helped to make this tournament a success.

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4 5 9 19 43 59

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20 32 18 13

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16 16 11 11

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The Athenas’ placing was superb, despite losing two of its top women, Lisa Laffradi and Nancy Calder due to injury and sickness. The team missed fifth place by only six points. Western took first place followed by the host squad Queen’s Overall, it was an excelient competition.

OwlAA RESULTS water100 Placings 14. 19. 26. 42. 49. 59. 65.

OUAA

RESULTS

Waterloo

Jill Francis Marci Aitken Kelly McHale Fiona Griffith Margaret Barnes Magia Novoleza Daralyn Bates

46. 50. 52. 56. 63. 79.

Placings

Mark Ferguson Tom Rand Jeff Barrett Dave Thompson Scott McDonald Paul Sudlow

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“Both the men’s and women’s teams put forth a solid and strong effort,” said Waterloo coach Brent McFarlane. The indoor track & field team is training Tuesday and Thursday at the Columbia Field Golf Course or the Red North corner of the Physical Activities Complex (depending upon weather). The first team competition is December 1st at Western. All athletes interested in trying out for this team are invited.

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Laurentiau Western

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Among the Warriors, Mark Ferguson ran his best race of the season leading the men’s team by placing 46th, followed closely by Tom Rand (50th). Jeff Barrett, Dave Thompson, and Scott MacDonald showed great performances, crossing the line in 52nd, 5&h, and 63rd respectively. The Warriors ran very strong considering all of this year’s runners are freshmen. Willie Bassin, one of UW’s top rookies, tore ligaments at about 5krn into the race. Ottawa finished first in the OUAA.

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Athena X-country Waterloo’s Warrior and Athena cross-country teams travelled to Queen’s University in Kingston this past weekend to participate in the 1990 OUAA/OWTAA Cross-country Championships. The provincial meet was held in the rolling hills of Lemoine Point Conservation Area.

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Sptima Computers - Students Servicing students: lowest prices in Waterloo on ?86’s, 386’s Printers, monitors, -hard Irives. All priced for students! Piease call Jason Wood 747-3484.

Part-time positions available working with developmentally-challenQed adults. Weekends $8.41/hr. Contact Greg Bouchard - Elmira Association for Community Living at 669-3205.

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To aid students in preparing for and writing exams. Each workshop will be held for 1 session. Interested students can register at the reception desk in Counselling Services, Needles Hall, room 2080 or call Ext. 2655. Clames are: Tuesday, Nov. 20 1:30-3:30 p.m. ; Tuesday, Nov. 20 c 6:30-8:30 p.m. ; Wednesday, Nov. 21 - 9:30-l 150 a.m. ; Wednesday, Nov. 2l- 1:30-3:30 p.m. : Thursday, Nov. 22 - 930-l 1:30 a.m.

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Ref arm Party: Organizational Meeting/Information Session. November8atCCl10.3p.m.-5p.?n.All Welcome! Winter Rooms available. 2 large rooms 20 minutes from campus. Share kitchen/ bathroom. Fully furnished. Call Andrew 725-3850 or Joan/Don 886-2053.

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Friends is a school volunteer program where a child is paired with a volunteer, establishing a one-to-one relationship to build the child’s selfesteem and confidence. Urgent need: mate and female volunteers. Call 742-4380. University Noonhour Lectures speakers are invited from the University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University to give lectures at the Kitchener Public Library - Main Branch. November 5 - Studying Monkeys in Borneo. Dr. Anne Zeller, UW, Dept. of Anthropology. Port and Sherry Exhibition opens at the Seagram Museum Oct. 2, 1990 to January 31, 1991. For further information contact Lynne Paquette at 885- 1857. Come and be a part of the Caribbean Student Association (CSA) every other Thursday starting Oct. 11 in CC135 Lots of interesting events are scheduled for this term. See you there!

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CLASSIFIED Nominations are requested for the following seat on the University Senate, to filled by by-election. At least five nominators are required for each nomination. “ One full-time undergraduate student in Mathematics (term to April 30, 1991).” Nomination forms and further information are available from the Secretariat at ext. 6125. Tom YorkMemorial Writing Award submissions presently being accepted. Consider submitting short prose fiction to this years competition. Deadline for entries 22nd of November, 1990. Send to Dr. Pauline Greenhill - St. Paul’s College or Dr. Paul Tiessen, English Dept. W.L.U. For more information contact Dr. Pauline Greenhill at 885 1460. 25th

Anniversary of Counselling Services. Half day celebration is planned for afternoon of Friday, Dec. 7. A panel chaired by Robin Banks will respond to Koop’s paper entitled “Looking Back into the Future: Counselling on Campus for 25 Years” -Reception to follow. Further details to be announced shortly. “War Games” - on display in the Public Gallery of the University’s Museum & Archive of Games, Burt Matthews Hall (phone 888-44241, from Oct. 5 through Dec. 15,199O. It is an exhibition of popular commercial war games and related paraphernalia from the Museum’s permanent collection. The Gallery is open to the public on Mondays and Wednesdays from 10 a.m. until 6 p.m. and on Sundays from 2 p.m. until 6 p.m. Admission is free. Tutors wanted for Fall & Winter Term to teach English as a second language or Remedial English. Contact Cheryl Kennday, Dept. of

Engish. Win two free tickets to Taming of the Shrew. “Who is Sugarsop in the Play?” Send your name, phone number and answer to Drama Department, ML-121. To be drawn November 16.

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sexuality, birth control, etc.? ‘The Sexuality Resource Centre wants volunteers for peer counselling. Sign up for training sessions at SRC, CC206 or call Paul at ext. 2306. Homeshare-offersasafe, fully screened introduction service to people interested in shared accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social Planning Council, Region of Waterloo, and the Ministry of l-lousing, for details call 578-9894.

The Social Justice Action Groupmeets regularly throughout the term to coordinate educational events and civil disobedience actions ranging from speakers and leafletting to blockades. Past actions have included the Dis ARMX campaign, NATO out of Nitassinan actions and on-going solid rity with the Innu, Christmas Anti-Wa Y Toys action, and a continual focus on non-violent resistance to militarism. For details, call

884-3465. Tutors needed for Spring Term to teach English as a second language or Bemedial English. Contact Paul Beam, Dept. of English or send e-mail message on CMS to PDBEAM at WATDCS. U Waterloo each listing your name, hours of contact and preferences in teaching time.

Planned Parenthood Waterloo Region is

looking for mature, caring women and men to volunteer with our agency as counsellors. We are a commuinitybased pro-choice agency whose focus is on family planning and sexuality issues. Call 743-9360. K-W Newcomers,,: is a new womens social group to meet other new comers. Call 747- 1658 - first Wed. of month at rink in park.

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Bombsh&erBu& Grill (matinee) 12 to 4 free. “Mike Something and Comedian Mike Kennedy”.

8mmay, woa Interview SkiHs I (1 hour) - tips on how t0 -prepare eff&iVeiy for’@ job w m$5.00 in advance, “They Might interview. Dates: Mon. Nov. 5,3:30Be Giants with special guest”. 4:30 ; Tues. Nov. 13, 12:30-1:30. Skills 11 (1 session where

20th Anniverrwy of UW Canadian Studies Program: Public session 3:30 hour) - p.m. - 5: 15 p.m., MacKirdy Hail, St. you can Paul’s United College. For more details, call 885-1460.

“Hands-on” questims practice answering kualty asked in interviews. Dates: sway, wowambar 4 Mon. Nov. 5,4:30-5:30 ; Tues. Nov. 13, 1:30-2:30. K-W Chamber Music Society at KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young St. W., Waterloo.

Interview*Skills III (1 hour) - practice selling, your skills. Dates:. Wed. Nov. 7, 3:30-4:30.

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Asserting Yourself in the Job Interview (2 l/2 hours) - expressing yourself more successfully and overcoming personal difficulties. Dates: Wed. Nov. 14, 3:30-6:00, NH3001.

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Graduate 1 Newspaper Fri. Nov. 2.

Summer Jobs ( 1 hour} - how to discover the array of summer jobs available. Dates: Tues. Nov. 20, 11:30- 12:30.

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Counselling services holding a symposuim: Strategies for Coping with the Divorce Experience. Tuesdays - Nov. 6, 13, 20 at 4-5 p.m. with lecture in Great Hall, Campus Centre. 5-6 p.m. small grup discussion in room CC 110.

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for Women - registration at 7:15 p.m. Constable Brenda Keffer, Waterloo Regionat Police Force. Register by calling 748-2740 at KPL Pioneer

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Meeting of the Greek Students Association. 5-7 p.m. in Campus Centre, room 135. All studerrts of Greek Descent are invited toattend. Prof. Chatzis will inform on scholarships and bursaries given by the H.C.F.O.

-4-6 Accounting Students Association presenls Fred Ketchen, Vice-President, Scotia McLeod Inc. and Host of Global News & Ketchen Report. Speaking on Canada’s Capital Markets and the effects of a recession. Appearing at Davis Centre 1302, at 8:00 p.m. Free admission,

a” welcome! CUSO information

meeting for people in working in developing countries. Speaker and slides on:FUSO Program. 7 p.m. at Kitchener Public Library, 85 Queen St., Kitchener. interested

Additional Prwams - inquire in Small Business and the GST. Bring your Career Services, NH 1001, 1115. questions to Revenue Canada representatives at 7130 p.m. Reserve your place by calling 743-0271. KPL Main.

House of Dcbatea m&s in Physics 3 13 FASS Writers Meetings - come be a part at 530 p.m. New members will be of the crew who write that crazy yearly w8icOm8d

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Pub 8:30 - 1:00 a.m., CPH 1337. Musicians bring your instruments. Jazz Choir - come out and join the fun from 2:45 - 3:45at Siegfried Hali (nearst. Everyone is welcome - licensed. Jeromes College). No auditions. For Career resource Centr8 is open until 7 more info call Chery, 746-5236. p.m. Make use of extended hours to and Womyn’s Group - this term rather than research employers, careers academic opportunities. See YOU there! Thursday meetings we will have Monday night drop-in in the GLOW office. See Women’s Centre holds meetings at 7 “Mondays” for details. pm. in room 217 at the Women’s Centre. All are welcome! WATSI;TC I the Waterloo Science Fiction Club, is holding meetings at 6:30. Come out and meet other fans of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Comics, Wargames, or avmwywmrwm8n~~ Role-playing games. Check in the Clubs R.oom (CC215) for further details. ALLOW (Gay and Lesbian LI beration of

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Do you think you have a drinking problem? Perhaps Alcoholics Anonymous can help. Weekly meetings open to the public held in the Health & Safety Building -Meeting Room (ask receptionist) on Fridays at 12:30 pm. or call 742-6183. Cu Christian Fellowship meetings every Friday at 7:00 pm. at WLU sem inary building, room 201. Contact Mike Liu at 747-4m5 for rides.

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2-4 p.m. in Psych.

Lounge 4PAS Building). Poetry, short stories, scripts, novels, etc. Bring pencils, copies, and an open, critical mind. Leaking fur a friendly environment to have both intellectual discussions and fun? Join our weekly study sessions at 7:30 p.m., Campus Centre room 110. Association for Baha’i Studies. All welcome!

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EvaGueraillera ‘Canada Career Week, - “start to finish” Oct. 29-Nov. 2 ; “Shadow for a Day” Draw, Nov. 2.

- at 6:30p.m. atthe Princess Cinema. Come see this movie then woman will share her experiences and answer questions.

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Blood Donor Clinic, St. Francis Catholic Church, 49 Blueridge Ave., (Queen & Westmount). 1130 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. Conrad Grebel College Chapel - 12:30 p.m. Free noon concert: Liszt Piano Music featuring Philip Thomson, piano. For more information call Eleanor at 885-

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CfiinaCinema-Screenings in UW’s East Campus Hall, #1219at 7:00 p.m. “Burning of the Imperial Palace” (Huoshao Yuanmingyuan).

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