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raising event of books for &r 27th Annual Used Book Sale. To donate call our pickup committee at 084-4868, 576-6645, 8844633 .or 885-4247. OffI& - Wabaloo’s Htefafy periodical. Now acc8pting submissions. use offline drop-box in the Fed C&e, CC.XW 7257973 for more info. Chevron Canada Ltd. Schotarship tidline March 28 - avaibble to 38 ‘Winter term, John Deere Ltd. Scholarship - deadline March 26 -available to 38 Mechanical Ew* %nn@fol~cQecr;l hour-thetfounMt.&a-Erie North America Inc. Award ktion upon whiib all job ti activities deadlineMarch 28 - avatlable b 3B El-iIre based. Wed., Mar. 6 - 6:OO to 7100 Cal & corn* Eng. LlTt, Ready Mixed concrete Asoc, of marii Award deadline March 28 - available to bb!k& 1 hour-a#ookatcreaBveand 38 ckril Eng. raditknd methds of findhg jobs. Mon., Alan W. Shattuck k&modal Bursary hr. I&-I 1:3O to 12:3O p.m. available to 4th yr. CM Eng. S~tiH Canada Ltd. Award - deadline March w--I hour-karnmtodis1 - available to 3rd or 4th year. tithe array of pummer jo&i ava&ble. Jack Wii bward - avaIl&@ to 3rd or don., Mar. 4 - 3:30 to 490 p.m. 4th yr. Civil En& students whose work Eenn repoti has been graded as oufstanding. hlhmdmd IllmvhdNMflg-I and must facu6 m Construction or l%ject iwr - enhance your proficiency. Wed., Management. Deadline: March I. hr. 6 - 7:OCl to 8:OO p.m. MS. Yaks & Partners Id Scholarship &adlirW March 28 - available to 38 civil itemmeW--1 hour-techniquesfor Eng. Iwriting an 8#bctbe t2hmao@cal, mod~~me.fues.,Mar.5-II:30~12:~ FACUIXV QF Thurs., Mar. I4 -12:3O to I:30 p.m, MA-s. Electdmw 75 Anniversary SC-Jp iAterwei&!ig-Ihour+ten3catlbearl -deadllneMarctQ&&ableto38&mmpatant k8y to g8tbg your job. Tues., pubrscl&lc8 Mar, 5 -12:30 to 1:3O ; Thurs., Mar. I4 1%) to 2:3O.

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bw+ewSkibI-1 hour-tipg~hw~ pmpare effectbly for job ln@&9ws. t&d., Mar. I3 - 6:OO to 7:oO p.m. h&wiewsadIla n - 1 hbur - “tre;nd8-on” 3essionwhereyoucsanprac@eanswerlng qu88tlcd usually asked in I-. Ned., ‘Mar. I3 - 7:OO to 8:oO p.m. Idarrin*s&iriBI&2hours-plgctiases@IIing - -- your. skills. Mofl;, W. I I 2:3u pm,

m Actbn is the annual student and fmAtyconcertpresented byUnlverslfy of W-rim Dance Depl. The perfomlance wiD be at lhe Humanities Theabe March 16 at8:OOp~m.andMarchI7at2:3Op.m.Tlckets can be pure attfw Humanities f3oxoffll,8054 ?z!i? * 4hludbn~~l-~mtigs the-first Mmciay of eiery month at the Kltchener Public Library. Mm., Mar. 4 - Margati Springer children’s author, Mon., Apr. I - Janice Kulyk Keefer My., May 6 - Lee Bryant Mon., June 3 - Lorraine Williams Fur mm info contact Lerrore Lalta 8241225 ; Susan Gibbons 744-UX@ ; Dale G. Parsons 742- 1495. T&TJ. B ttwt a part-tfme train. ing prograni In Art Therapy will begtn in ApFu,I~I.Clas#swil~beheldontwo Saturdayaeachnronthand3waeksInthe summer: C@(4I6) 924-6221 or write to T’imnto Art Therapy @tifute, 2t6 St. Cltlir Am., West, T6ront0, Ontario, M4V lA2.

P’la@gwfth’Mon0y-bane~~bil’at’~ ‘Museum

Arch

of Games

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hhthews Hall). Tues., Wed,, Thurs., Sun. 2

p.m.tq5p.m.; Fridayfrom I p.m.to3p.m. withIa&hoursof6p.~.td9p.m.onWed‘nesdRy. There is NO admission charge. The exhibit runs until Aprir 28.

lbdaadtdHam=weareopenfrom8:30~ a,m. to 7:oO p,m. every Thursday, Our tascmm include inforqaB$n on various ocxYJpabions, empwrs, educaffo@ oppcdunlth, wcxl&!udy a-@&, and more.

your class rep for more info. ‘See you Ckfpddyv beef h;ambwQers and hotdogs will b served on buns produced from organically grown wheat in the Campus Centm anly at the ‘w!jti Duck Cafe. “Skin on” french fries from organically grown potatom cooked in low choiesterd shcwkntng will also be available. (from Food sewke8).

untvarrlDrpofprayerior&denken ecwnrsnicalaervicl,@behe(dinM. 4rebelChapeiaf3p.m.Alla~weldome. orgeniz8dbyuleuwstud8ntchrIsliasl MamYient. (SCM). ,

March II - FWp8ctW on Lesw B. sasdentwPeamn Office hours+egin WBBk ti Jan. 7 ; for March I8 - E0danm spaGes:< Yukon informatlonon times and locations, inquire ti p@fks I AAati26.-FtwTradea&rone’year in NH1001 or phone 80&4O47. Apiil a - Natural sn8mathres to a lawn I -a * Thurs., Mar. 7, I:30 to 2230, NH’1020 -. , -

rec@Jing

- 4 p.m., C&36& ff you, come out and

Everyone is welcome - licwsed.

Join. thewarriors Band! pfaibice eiefy

AmMstyhRights at 7:30 weicome!

(we mean it).

Thufdy at WI’ pm. in ?he MC, ..fmrn Ml2 ( e Norib). New and oi&“niemhers’ l!z kzome we can fmvide instfum8nts. The Stdmt ChrEstIpnr Movement meets to discuss&u= of injustice. The SCM is. an ecumenical group’ thal c#W8nges .peopie to live out twr @th in action. For more inform&ion call Ggnni8 al 5?&0504 or,Dav&at 684-l 177, GLEDW VdkybeM nights are back: at 79 p&m. Cati W-GLOW for details.

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Ski+strsdiatqSocie~mee@at5to7 p.m. Everyone wkkn8 (non:majors too!) Check bufietiq boards in ML for focation.

n# En#d Society meet8 at 490 pm. in H,H.262. for more info c&H eti 2339,’ New members are always welcome!

~Hzra#islooldngforeuWling and weekend receptionists. Week days betw80n 4:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and cm wwkends between 8:30 a.m. and 7:OO p.m. These position8 wiH give people a chancetobothworkwithseniorsandmeet the public. lf interested contact Chris or Otiord Qmerm, 893-8462, ext. 303.

t&p8 Mc# Kit - environmentally friendly m to disposable dishes and cutlery. It .witl hoid an entire meal and comescompletewithquaKtystain~~l ut8nsl~.l-bisisarl8ff~byFoods8~ and WPlffi. Kits wlil b8 a@l&le through allFood s8rvic8s outlek hly custom8r using cmpu8 mess Kit and Lug-a-Mug will-beentitkdfoafreefefillofaregular beverage at alI Food sewioe8 cm qstmtim. Ofktr will expire March 30, 1991. -.

dy GOI - be&ners and play8rs are invited to free @ay at h&&Uhews Hall, room 1040, f:30 p.m. Call ext. 4426, Ail Year Round! ,

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Arraadedtoasaisttwobiindstu~wtth. &aty m&s, reading and wy writing. If anytie w&j like lo volu&eer to help t&se students, please contact Rosemary Ambrose, Services for Pees with Disabilities, NH 2O51, X2229.

Con&=sational and .Written-English. Contactshefyl Kennedy, IntemRtionRl student office, NH 2080.

Wbtit&MLegiaelnslihRe-Hitjl Scttoolf?eunionanMay4,10914fternoonOpenHouseandEve&gGala.Rx 1 mor8infoco&ttWctWat394-6El35 or l%xat 374-3652.

show. Everyone weicpme 7:mp.m. MC5156. Meaings &ncems

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mitth chdkqp ln&mational ts a nonprofit orga~fiurl. we are. curr8nfly accepting appketkns fml Canadians b&&3n 17-25 years old to par@i@aW cm Projectcoeta Rica. Schedu~isto run from December I991 to March 1992 - no experience Is m APPLK%TlON DEADLINE Js Mati 3t, IB91. I%r m infom@ion and an applitition, send a 7 self-addressed stamped’ envelope to: wMttl challenge ln@m&xBl, II*.&0 sfeet, T~to, om, M5-r Iz6 or call (416) $719WO.

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K-W Newamm - is a new women’s wcid grwp to-nieet other newcomers. Catll747-1658-fi~Wed.ofmonthatRink in he Park.

u&&p&e UICI graduate CALENDARS are recyckble 88 newqxint. There are boxe8 in’NH Registrar’s Office and the Campus Centre to drop your old one in.

~YorudfintheJoblnterview-2 I@hours-expressingywrselfmoresuccessfullj/. Tues., Mar. 12 - 3:30 tg 600 p.m. * .

h m, prese+@d by WLU and Unl49raity of Waterloo every Monday at ndOn afthe Main Branch oftk Kkhenev Public Library, January I4 to April & 8XdUding bbi’. Winter topicS-aj% MJ$$-u-F . past, pree@nt, and futureof

Pbmd I?am&od Waterloo Region is Iding far milture, caring women and menbvoiunteerwi#lourag8rlcyRscouns8llors. We are a community-based pfochoice agency whose focus is on family planning and sexuality issues. CatI 7439360.

UWArtGallarygndTheFriendsbftheUbmy invite you to tb6 opening‘of an exhtbition entRied “Virgil Burnett,‘, 196O- 1990, A R&aspect@@. Feb. I4 to March 24. Preaentath starts at 4:30 p.m. in the Madem Language8 Building.

Prq&gfix&eJobSearch-Saturday, workshop for Mar. 9. - “hands-on” graduating students. IO:30 to 1230 detefmkring your inWeds and @8ftglhs, and defining important aspects of the job. t2:30 to 1:OO - bring your lunch. .I:00 to 2% -researching occupations in the Career R-roe Centm. 3:oO to 590 -selling your qualifications in a resume end tnt8rvkwu.

I#4mmbe - cer6l a safe, fully screened introduction service to people interested in shad accommodation. Homeshare is a program sponsored by the Social llannirtg Council, Region of Waterloo, and fhe Ministry of l-lousing, for details caH 5709894.

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euRRY3vluimmY at. WV mr@‘ yw! .m Fed HaH lounge~at 5:30 p.m. of cafl Paul at 72.55417. c -

care&- lb0tmt C9ntre EWded lbUrS -830 am to 7.a p.m. Our msourc&3 incbd8 information on various occupation8, educatlonat ~P~~~, , wor@tudy abroad, and

CIhe Chrisdan FWwShip fk8thg8 every Friday at 7:OO pm. at WLU seminary b#ling, room 201. Contact Milrp Ciu at 747-4065 for rides. W&d Work&p 2-4 p.m. in &ych. I Lounge (PAS Building). Poetry, str~rt II ’ 8tofi8s, scripts, novels, etc. isring pen- l tits, copies, and an open, grit&l mind. P w ti a friendly envirqment have lnAh intelhzc&al discussions fun? Join our weekly disc-w at Centre room P.m., Campus Association for Baha? Studies, wefcome!

to ‘and ir:30 138. * All \

come out and @n the fun from 2:45 - 3:45 at Siegfried Hall (near St. MRY-AY - ‘I Wom&s Ce+ -’ hok46 mwfings at 7 & mm& College). No duditiis. For II . p.m. in fuorfl 217 al 3:30 p.m. (The more info call chery, 746-5236. .Laymmt’e ,EvM Fellowship evefiWomen’s Cent@. AH are welcome! . ing s&vice. 7:OO pm. @ 163 University Hromyn’s G#up - this termrather than Ave. W. (MSA), apt 3211 All are w&come. -, d, tib@es - argues vehemen%’ Thursday meetings We tit1 have Monday For more information, call 884-57 12. about anything and mry&hiirg in Physics night drop-in in the GLLQW office. See FASS Writam Meetings - those cw 313 at 5:3O p*m. P+W members always “Mondays” fq details. writers are at it again, and they want VOU. wdccm%! Catr Sandy 884-5910 or Paul Help writ8 the shows thatm#Gons have WATSFIC - the Waterloo Science Fiction raved about. 7:30 p.m.’ MC 5158. Club, is holding meetings at 6530. Come . GfJ@W (Gay and -LWbhn i&erRth of- u end. mt w fam of S&nF~C- Everyone welcome.

worship service of Word and Sacrament, information: Chadain Graham E. Mor-

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Render service to t.he human ,race byPkterBmwn&Kyle~eki Imprint staff Qn Tuesday night, a small group of people gathered to experience music and share their spirituality. They attended a concert at Conrad Crebel Cdlege’s chapel called “The Essence of Song” which was organized by Siona Neal and Kyle Whitfieid, of the Baha’i club, and Jenny Myers, vice president of Mothers and Others Making Change (MOMC), a local self

help and anti-poverty . advocacy group of single parents and others living below the poverty line. MOMC lobbies politicians and agencies, provides f&d and clothing to those who need them, supports members in legal matters, and provides services for members. of course, the list goes on. Tuesday night’s program included selections from Handel and Bach to Pete Seeger, and readings from Buddha and Martin Luther King Jr* Whitfield explained to hnpint that

they were organizing

the event as “‘a gift to the co!nmunity”beca~ of this week’s Baha’i holy days. February 26 to ?9 are Baha’i holy days, called Intercalary days, or in Persian “Ayyam-i-Ha.” With the inception of the Baha? faith in 1848, a new calendar was tiugurated. The solar year was adapted so that it consisted of 19 months of 19 days each, giving 361 days. The four Intercalary days (five inleap year) were added to bring this calendar in line with the solar one. The.19 months are named

after the attributes of God, Splendor, Glory, Beauty, tight, and Loftiness, to me only a few. The Baha? New Year is astronomically fixed, commencing on the h&&h equinox, usually March 21, Baha’is devote the holy days to hospitality to friends, the gitig of g&, and being of sewice to the poor, the sick, and the needy. The Baha’i Writings tell us to: ‘Be ye. loving fathers to the orphan, and a refuge to the helpless, and a treasury #or @e poor, and a cure for the ailing. Be ye

byI%terBrown Imprint staff

A U&e&y of Waterloo student has come down with a case of the rubiola (red) measles, according to Barbara Schumacher of Heal& and safety. ’ Sym~oms &lude a r&&&ywhere .on the body, fever, and cold symptoms like nasal congesti0~‘red eyes, and coughing. People with these symptoms should see a physician immediately. The stident’did not live in an oncamm residenceand was away on re ing week, but students in the following classes have be& exposed and should make sure that they are immunized: Psychologp 101, Tues. 1:30 pm, ‘Wailer

the he1 sion, ir taged. rendering member

15 of every victim of op rese patrons of the cli9a 8 vanThink ye at all limes of wme service to every of the human race.”

++ For more information about Mothers and 0thersm Change, call C&role Silliker at 89pQ907 or Jennifer Myers at 578-8424.

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Any studen& in these classes should go to Health and Safety between 8~30 am and 5 pm Monday to Friday, to get immunized The will also be able to go to the Kit x ener Auditorium from Monday tp Friday, 4bmto8pm. .’ . immunization is specially i;nportant for students who do not have documentation of immunization more recent than 1980, since the vattine used for measles before 1980 is now ina&imted. It is also important for those who were immunized before they tumed one year old Those born before 1957 probably have a natural immunization but should contact a physician anyway.

Student reps address C,onfederatian ‘committee . byKimSpeersandSt&mFritz special to Implint On Wednesday, February 20, the Select Committee on Ontario in Confederation visited the KitchenerWaterloo area. Established by Premier Bob Rae, the Committee aims to promote discussion among OntariansaboutCanada%future.The following speeches given by Kim Speers and Stefan Fritz attempt to address the specific issue of Canada’s development as well as the broader issue of Canadian unity. Rart 1: The

Role of I’oaeamdacy

EdUCdiOW

Throughout

history, postsecom

dary education has not been given the importance and credence that it deserves by the federal and provincial governments. Po&econdary education is far more than the exercise of-federal spending powers; it goes to the heart of the factors that bind Canada fogether as a country. In a country as vast and diverse as ours, nationhood is often a tenuous propsition What better place to start nation-building than in our schools, universities, colleges, and education p*ams which take place outside of our institutions?

A strong central government must be the force to ensure that we are economically

and

socially

a strong

nation, while at the same time respetting regional and cultural diversity. It was mentioned p&ously that postsecondary education is f&r more than the exe* of federal spending wers. However, the Fedemtion of both the federal> Ku dents b&eves and provincial financial contributions

to the educational sector have not kept pace with their oftenstatedcommitrnent

to the value

of postsecon-

dary education. Students across the -country _ a conatime to face, at an increasingly disturbiig rate, an erosion of the quality of education at universities and colleges: lecture halls remain: overcrowded,librari= are s down, laboratories are w Uy illequipped, and s&dent/faculty ratios l

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continue to rise beyond already unacceptable levels. Chronic mdefivlding has produced a second class ~universitysyst~minCzuaada,onethat 3ldilblalarming)ybehindti~ national Stan* The po&ble effects of a further ckcentmlized concept of Car@a upon education is frightening, Already, we experience an irregdarity of each protice’s financial commitment, to postsecondary educatio* There musf exist a more ~ntralized educational structure in o&r that the levels of funding to unive&ies and colleges are d.i+ persed on an equaI basis. The inconsistencies whikh exist in the funding policies of the provinces have forced postsecondary institutions to offer a &rni&hed quality of education to a greater number of students. How can we have a unified country if we do not have a unified system due to irregular funding patterns in. the provinces? Canada’s ability to compete with other leading world economies can only happen if Canada realizes that invw

in education

is an inveat-

merit in Canada’s future. . The changing global _ mmarketplace . demands an increasin@y significant role for =%3 poso$econdary Systern. pt=OVinCial governments alike have defined the major contribution that universities andcollegesmakeinmaintaining Canada’s competitive position in _ .

todays global economy and the vital role they play in development oi highly skilled human resource. Howdowesecureourfutureinthe international economy? The answ is simple: educate the pop&&ion and provide funding to operate in an effective manner. Spending on education and reseti and development gre investments in the future, They may require sacrifices now, bul if we are not forward-looking, the sacrifices which come later will be more painful and less productive. In the long run, a more highly. educated ppubce, a trairring system which operates with efficiency, Sensitivity, and responsiveness to labour markel needs, and increased research and development will only increase the wealth of our counhy, and the opp~rtunity for further s&al development, To achieve a more receptive, caring, and accessible society, Canada~s commitment to eliminating all forms of di&mination should have its roots in the current educationsystem. The citi;tm

of Canada

must

unlearn

racism, setiism, ageism, and the many other ill-found forms of dis&ninatiqn which run rampant in Canadian society. Truly equal accessibility is ess&ial if every inditidual is to have a ~opportunity to par&ipate in life an&o develop her or his potential in

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Ca~dhn cso&ty. This statement uf belief must come forth from the federal government and ,mgt carry weight in every university and college in Canada. Funding of women’s studies and native studies programs must incrw in order to educate the public on these important issues and mofe funding should go toward the grant and loan programs to make universities and colleges accessible to all Canadians. F.unding must increase and federal policies must be developed and acted l-F” imm+liately. How can we. create a society which would give equal

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Oppo*ty to all when provincial vemmenb randomly provide tlxertainprogramsorfaU~4o L provide funding for progr~ to increase awareness and opportunity. To’ develop federal policies on accessibili~‘ would benefit all Canadians, not just students. We .must work together as a nation to combat the ills in society - what better place than our education system? Canadaisatacrossroadsandwe have to choose. Our fizst option is the st;rtus quo, a postsecondary education system that is rapidl deteriorating because of Lack of k n.ding and ineffective policies, and that would slide further if Canada became more l

decent&zed. Our second option& a stronger federal role in’ posseCon‘clay education ensuring an accessible .and effective education for those who attend a universiti or college in Canada, and ensuhge Canada’s ability to compete with other nations inthe world. Canada cannotaffod to waste the potential of a great many of its citizens - the human needs of the population must take highest priority. As stated previousIy, a strong tentral government must be the force to ensure that we are economically and socially a strong natjon, at the same time respecting regional and cuLtural dive&y. We must stay together in order for all of ti to survive.

The barriers Canada br . has OIIWCO~~~~ .

One of the most often forgotten questions incontempk&ng Canada% future is: What has this nation overcome to arrive at where it is now? This question puta t.h hurdles that we face today into a clearer perspec; tive, because only after answering it can we see how Qnada has developed. Most fundamentally, Canadians have overcome geographic boundaries inconceivable to virhzally all other nations. Moreover, immense distances have ‘also been overcome, leading Canada to the forefront of @obal telecommu.nications, a& strong cultud differences have been addressed to the point where Canada has developed, for the most part, an enviable system for tieeting the needs of its citizens. This last point is p&=haps Canada% single greatest strength: its abiity to conciliate, to juggle the.needs and wants of most of itsci~ns. Now we possibly stand before the largest stepping stone which m-t be overcome before we, as Canadians, GUI move. into a secure future. We

must examine the following issues: thy tierlying value that has pro-! tided Canada’s basis; the needs that Canadians have, especially those central to the question of Canadian unity; and Ontario’s role within Canada. As stated before, the fundamental value most iinportant to Canada is its ability ‘to conciliate. Canada is often crititied by its own citizens, lab&d

as a nation that %affles” on itnportant , issues. However, Canada’s tremendous ability to conciliate and mediate must be respected because this ability h+ allowed it to meet the n&s df it& people. This is seen foremost in our advanted health care system, relatively high aver-e starxhl of livh~ and c&da% international role as5 reliable and well respected middle power Now a system. must be developed.which builds upon these

sengths ad answers. those questions nut completely answ& so far, suc;hastheFirstNationsandtheCon&utior(just to mention two. To address these questiow we need, most of aI& a sIron& central political structure, in tune with all of Canada, that is able to promote Canada as a single nation Moreover, insthitionalized participation by the

encouraged at the tecieral level. Provirkcialyrad territorial partic@tion should,therefore,b&stitutionalized yithin a new fed&al stnxture. Such a str@cture should inclu$e a Senate that is elected and has equal vinces and representation fromaIl tR”e logistics of tenitmks. Naturally, this are extensive and would have to be WQrked gut. Thissamestructuremustalso@ve Canada’s First Nations a special status, perhaps by &ing these peoples clout withiri the Senate equaI . to that of a province.

First Nations and a &r&g ti$ce from the provinces and ttitories, both _ Special &tent&t must &so & within the federal structure, must given to the Frendh language within becomerealities. Canada. Most definitely, this inctides ?be pvinces and tetitories have ‘putting it On the same f&&g ‘&’ all ccNitIibuted gre&tIy to.canada’s liXng& This would entail ‘&at development and growth At the r French, as one of Canada’s official same .time, each province and languages, must be acces3ibk tcbthe territory has great needs and the& largerpartofthecanadiandbpubneedsvaryfromonetothenext.In tioii eipadly thmlgh edil&tion order to’prevent the ahenation of any Certainly;peq3lecannotbelegi&ted one regon or province,. bder into leaming another m, \re@onal -pation must .be and that would be undesirable - but on the whole, French must be recognized as a key component of Canada’s character, its development, and not least of a& its competitiveness and strength within the international community. * 4 +ecial consideration must be given to the maintenance and preservation of French in Quebec, as it represents the institutionalized centre of Canada’s Francophone culture.

Ontario’s role within Canada is ah important It should be to recognize and .support the notion that aLI regions must be given equal .economic and political opportunities. In recognizing that. Ontario benefits from a single strong Cana& it is therefore in our own interest, as citizens cKhtariop to enhance efforts pmnothg unity. Ip she*-by sharing Ontario’s economic and political stre@ ultimately the common wealth will be ir&eased. TheCanadaofthefuturemustbea’ nation based on mutual respect between the provinces, ten%oties, and First Nations+ By relying on those under1 reason that. made t it is tcxiay, and by$onI, can& structively addding the htucbs e l

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Fern ist lawyer to+speak during ’ International Women‘SVkek ’ *. IWW IWW Schedule byT-ySPwoln~'?3

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International Women’s Day (MD) began over 100 years ago, and this year, the Women’s Issues Board (WIB) hopes that you will participate innext week’s Internatiotil Women’s Week @VW). It all began in 1857, when wbmen working in the clothing and textile factories of New York demonstrated on March 8 against the 12-hour clay, low wages, and terrible working conditions. Police broke ‘up this demon&&on. Three years later, these women formed their own uni0l-L On March 8, 1908, women garment workers in New York’s Lower East Side marched in the streets to demand an end to sweatshop conditions-after 128 worna were kikd in a fire at the Triangle Shirtwaist * Factory. International Women’s fairly routine ii-t Euxope, turning into something very much like Mother’s Day. However, ik celebration has changed somewhat in recent years, reflecting the sign%cant changes in women’s lives since the resurgence of feminism in the late 1’960s &d early 1970s. There are a multitude of events planned for the en* week spnsored by the WIB, the Women’s Cen; tre, and the Kitchener-Waterloo IWD conllnittee. Internationai Women’s Week is a time to celebrate the actions; of women in the past year. It is also time to reflect upon how far women have advanced since the sweatshops 0fthe late 19th century and to remember the thousands ofwomen who are victims of sexual violence, sexual discrimination, and the oppression resulting solely from their *er. The song “Bread) and Roses” was written for a textile strike in 1912 One l@te of its lyrics reads,‘The rising of the women means the risiig of the race.” When wetlearn how to he& one an@her, cooperate with one amthe?, a.ncJ experienq power together, we can do anything. Hopefully, the spirit of Intern&ion&l Women’s Week will continue throughout the year* ‘Women at the U@ve&y of Waterloo” and M/D t-shirts will be available for $10 per shirt in the Camps Centre throughout IWW. For more information, & Tammy or

Wd&p~ for Wmeq Charles Street Senior Centre, Kitchener beginning at 1O:oO. “Godd~ Remembered” and “8-g Times” PrinCessChema 790 W0ma’s Craft Fair, CC Great Hall, University of Waterloo, 9%) to 3:30. Womeninfolitics:WheredoweGofrom~?featuring J0an Fawcett, MET, Women’s Affairs Critic Room: TBA (call x 63O5), I-IH 373,6:30 p.m. Wonen’s Craft Show - continued Women’s Spirituality - featuring Mary Malone, CC 135,ZOO p.m. “$dcingof Nairobi” - f&n, lounge 355 Lincoln Road 8~00 p.m. %riIou McPhedran - a Toronti lawyer, feminist, and activist “~mandtheLaw-banythingchanging?“DC1302 750 p.m., $3.00 Feds $4.00 non-Feds Ynformaticm Displays ‘Womm on .canadian campuses” ‘Women and AIDS” “Wqm~ aRd Safety at WV” CC Great Hall 930 to 4:30 Coffeehouse - feituring Beverly Braw, &a&a, Wetidy Chappel, Anne Flemming arid RatSkinner, Bombshelter 890, $2.00, Informah Displays T continued Women’s Dance, Robin’s Nest, Cambridge 8:00 p.m., $2.00~$4.00 (sliding scale) Peace March and Rally - Park between Centre in,the Square and Kitchener Public Library, rally to Speaker’s comer, 12 noon. *

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Marilou McPhedran, described as a feminist, lawyer, and activist, will be the keynote speaker of International Women’s Week (IWW) next week at WY. She will be speaking on We& nesday, March 6 at 7:3O pm in Davis Centre room 1302. A graduate of &go-ode Hall Law School in J976 and a member of the Order of Canada since 1985, Marilou McPhedran was born and raised in Manitoba. Combining a high level of volunteer commitment with her law practice and single motherhood of two young sons, McPhedran’s interests lie primarily in the.areq of equality and health issues. A feminist, she is active in many organizations such as the Ad Hoc Committee of Canadian Wonen on the Constitution which sought to amend the Meech lake Accord to ensure the protection of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. As a founder, she continues to devote time and inergy to the Metro Action CommitI

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tee on Violence against Women and Children (METRAC) and tie Wonien’s Legal Education and Action Fund (LEAF).McPhedran played an integral part in the planning and implemen&tion of the newly-opened Gerstein Crisis Centre for c&charged psychiatric patient&n Toronto. She ac&j forthe. coalition of over l,OOO’~NDs” pat&b, donors;volunteers, doct0rs, nurses, and other staff at Women’s College &spitz& who successfully revented the disappearance of the K ospitalduetomqer. CmntIy, she chairs&e task force on Sexual Abuse of Patients for the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario, and works with the Canadian Women’s Foundation. In all of her endeavours, McPhedran practites law in her own way, representing clients wh9 are ch+llenging the effects ?f rape, incest, sexual stereotyping and sexual harassment, and working with organizations c0ncemed about equality rights and health ---- issues, - McFhedran’s visit is co-sponsored by the Women’s Issues and Human Rights BW of the Federation of Students.

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one of Brian Muhoney’s campaign proxnises in 1984 went something like this”Give us twenty years, and you won’t recognize this country.” I think he was king modest. It’s going to takealotlesstimethanthat. Just take a good look at these Whn budget goodies: $4.5 biiian cut’from transfer payments to the provinces for he&h, education,and welfare over&e ym $600 n#li& cut from Green Plan over five ye. $I.@ billion cu# fr6m foreignaid over five ym $100 million cut in job training programs. Social housing cut by $205 million over five years.

lie Toronto Star quotes Win as tiying that his budget sets “a clear direction” for Canada at a time “when Canadians are asking fundamental questions about the future of our countryn Wilson is correct in saying that Canadians are asking fundamental qu&ions about the future of Canada. What he seems to be mistaking is what those questions are. According to Wilson, Canadians are concemed about the deficit and,tition. According to Canadians, they are concerned about the quality of their lives and the kind of country in which they live; Canadiaris are asking questions about what their lives will be like

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Contribution List I have been at this school for a long time, goddamn, a very long time. I was here during the consecutive CIAUs heyday of Peter Savich, Paul Boyce, Randy Norris, Rob Froese, Tom Schneider, and all those other names fro& Waterloo’s folkloric .basketbetll past. Lst Saturday’s upset over Western was as close to the compulsive electricity and energy of those games as I have experienced in at least three or four years. Though thismay sound like the reminisces of a crusty, old fart (which I may well be, at the ripe old age of 24), there @ definitely something missing from fan attendat)ce-at Waterloo athletic events - speciEally basketball and volleyball. Though there is no de&itive way of establishing it as fact, attendance is d&n at lmth sports. For God’s sake, even the ofi& legendary Warrior Band is now a mere shadow of its former self. The crowd which played such a role in propelling the Warriors to a spectacular victory over Western last Saturday afternoon, would have constituted a disappointing turnout, even for a Wednesday night regular season

game, a few years back While I understand that succ& plays a large part 5 encouraging attendance (view the hockey Warriors), it makes no sense that attendance for our ’ exception&l vo!eyball Warriors seems top have decreased as weI1. I keep hearing how great Waterloo’s -fans are supposed to be; yet each away game that I attend, most recently the basketball quarterfinal at Brock Tuesday night, I realize that our f&n support really isn’t that much better that other schools - even smaller ones like Brock In conversation with the athletes, they always expv their appre@ation for fan sup rt, and &scribe the profoqd effect that it Es upon their performance. I. would hate to Mnkthatanerita,boisterous, noisy era during which every home game was a le@i.mate event; a focal point for the week, has passed. I’ll pfobably be moving away from this ‘campus ha few short months, but you can be : sure &at 11 still be checking newspaper sports’ pages faithfully for scores, and will still

,be attending as many ga.&s as possible. Many of the warmest memories I carry with me from school will & fromattendingatl+tic events - the intensity, the camaraderie# th+ memo+s of spectacular individual pezformantes (of which S&n VanKoughnMs last twogamesof thisbaskethheasonrank~tthe top!) - all contribute to m&e those memories vivid and indelible. And though attendance at athletic events is decent at present, let’s make .a start toward building those levels b&k up to their previous our t?ams win-llevels - whatbver records may be. . I only hope that people will realize how ahd shit how. much fun greatapartattending, and getting noisy and a little stttpid at, varsity athletic events can lX. See ya at Mac tomorrow afternoo& and at Cuelph University @ena tomorrow. night, and... L PaulDane

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IntheWestempoliticalvocabulary,democracy has come to. represent more than just 8 method of choosing .leadeq it has been It’SCountries l.iketheUnited Stakstfiat give ingrained into the cok&ve w&em conplitics a bad name. They give the impression tiousness as a representation of g&ness, that politics is cancer@ only with the . p&&&m, and freedom. oppression of the population by an elite few who resf safe in the knowledge&at their Critics, however, argue that what we live stranglehold on the masses is absolute, under today is simply a 4-5 year dictatorship, because their subjects wallow in complete under the guise of popular rule, since when a ignorance. government is elected, they can (and often do) exercise their will indkriminately - titThat statement may seem a little extreme, ing the just&&ion that they have’the manbut that seems to be the view of manycontemdate of the peuple: enter GST, Free Trade, and porary critics of our “democratic state,” one MeechLake.ThisisbecauseweliveinwhaGs that is supposedIy free from the evils that termed a representative demoCraCy. We elect p&ue Wdhh dictatorshipip. Even though ups to de d&ions for us. A more rit seems to be the goal of every western polititicipatory demcxramy, indeed, make r or a cian to “ensure democracy,” it is unclear what more democratic state since, as it is, the peais meant by that word since, in some cases, ple of a country have a xapegoat for their democratic liberties are sqndec’ in the troubles’ - the -government. of &overning very name of democracy which is being pr+ were expanded to include people who didn’t tecteq (the FLQ crisis, for example). go w U per Canada College, either the state would Ii ll apart., or the added r~pon.sWity One of its first refereks Gas in Plato’s would force people to be more responsible Republic, where Plato considered it a sort of for what happened in their own country. communism - the rule of the people who had revolted and taken over, governing for The Nuremburgtrialsafter WWII held that themselves. Our ‘idea of democracy came the people of a country could not bbe their about in Britain; the demands of the middle government for a&s it committed - it is the O and lower classes for inmased franchise had people’s responsibility. to be met With the Refbrm acts of 1867 and 1884, the vote was given to households. Whether there exists a concealed disIDemoCracy

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A critical apprhal. oft ,Arafat Arafat: In the Eyes of the B&older by Janet Wallach and John Wall& Lyle Stuart, 465 pages

“A monkey in ‘the eyes of its mother is a gazelle.” Janet and John Wallach open their biography, Arafat: In the Eyes of the Beholder, with this Arab proverb which was recounted to them by a Palestinian Liberation Organization (Pu)) supporter to de&&e the dif: ference between how Yasser Arafat is seen in the West and by Palestiniar~ The authors clearly exhibit how, in the case of Arafat, perceptions are so crucial, The Palestinians,, it is often said in the West, never miss an opportunity to miss an oppottunity. In 1937, when Britain’s Peel Commission suggested * dividing Palestine between Arabs and Jews, they said no. They said it again in 1947 to the United Nations. In 1967,. along with other Arabs, they sent three famous noes to Israel: no conciliation, no negotiation, and no recognition. It was no again in 1977, when Anwar Sadat tried to coax the PIQ into his peace dipllomacy. By the time Yasser Arafat finally accepted the partition idea in 1988, it was too late. Israel was under tough new x!nanagement and partition was no

longer on offer. It is tempting surveying the history of squandered opportunities, to accuse the h.l&i&.ns of having inflkted most of their miseries upon themselves. It is also too simple. Dividing Rlestine between its Arab and Jewish inh&itants may so~d’fair now; in fact, Add clearly wishes the Peel Cornmission’s suggestions had been followed 54 years ago. It did not seem that way in the 1930s and 194Os, when most of the M&ine’s people were Arabs, and n&t of the Jews were new arrivals from Europe.

There may have been a chance for peace in 1967, after the Six-Day War, but the Palestinians of those days were too disorganized to grasp it-even if they had wanted to. The PLQ only three years old, was still led by Ahmed Shukahy, an incompetent posturer who b’rwght nothing but discredit to the cause. Today’s PLO still counts for &tie as a military force. Yet in every other way, it has Changed beyond recognition. I%lestinian diplomats strut the world stage, set up embassiti for their still-ima@ary state and craft convoluted resolutions at the United Nations. In most parts of the world the case of the Paleswn homeland on the West Bank

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and Gm Strip, though not in the pre-1967 bits of lsrael, is readily accept& As theinZifadb, the uprising in the occupied territories, goes into a fourth@nful ye* fewer people need persuading th? #he Palestinians reafly exist as a people in their own *t How much of this change belongs’to Mr. AraM? Few ~tiopalimns can have been so closely bound to a single person. After the 1967 wax, AraM remade the PIDin his own image and,despite a show of internal democracy, continues to run it as a private fiefdom. Yet on the evidence of this biography, he is a man of few personal qualities. The )Vallachs, a husband-and+vife team .of American jour-

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Notice of Annual GENERAL MEETING NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN OF THE ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING of the Federation of Student& University of Waterloo, a corporation under the laws of the Province of Ontario, to b6 held:

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nalists, cpnclude with obvious regret after 416 workmadike pages that N~uf sessions with Arafat have shown him to be neither charming nor amusing.” It is a bad show when even your biographers ~call you devious, self-important, melodramatic, and a master of waffle and evasion. But, as the Wallachs argue, the struggle between Israel and the Palestinians is not a cocktail party in which people are required to entertain one another. The authors never question Arafat’s single-minded devotion to the Palestinian cause, his courage, or the politi& skill he has needed in order to keep himself and his movement alive. Without his flair for waffle and evasion, Yasser A&at might not have been able to hold the various factions of the PLO together as long as he has, not keep it so relatively free from the interference of outsidem. This is the good side. What about the bad? This book offers a well-researched account of the ruthless campaign of international terrorism which Mr. Arafat claims to have renouncx?d, but which continues to stain the Pdestinians’ cause, and of the massive strategic blunders in Jordan and Lebanon. By creating an tied state-within-a-state in Jordan, he brought about the “Black September” of 1970, in which Jordan’s soldiers slaughtered thousands of Palestinians. Arafat decxmped to L&anon, where his gunmen swaggered about, made enemies, plunged into th+ ZRbanese civil war, and, in 1982, gave Israel a pr&ext to conquer Beirut and turf them out Without all this pain, Yasser Arafat might not have grabbed the attention of the world. But ‘the authors of Amfat In the Eyes of the Beholder fail to ask brutally enough whether the Palestinians had to Cling for so long Jo the fantasy of removing Israel altogether by armed struggle. Two years ago Mr. Adat pronounced that objective “caduc” (obsolete), but after the bitter years of war and terrorism, too few Israelis are inclined to believe him. Hence the paradox; tier a life of perpetual motion, Yasser Adat has come increasingly to resemble Coleridge’s Ancknt Mariner, “forever condemned to seek and not to find”.

Just battle of empires IntheGu.lfwar,mankin&skillinghasnever been so &cient A human is killed or dies every few seconds, as a direct or indirect result of the,war. The Gulf war has been already, after only five weeks, far bloodier and more destructive, with a higher loss of lives! than hid been expected, Yet, the worst is stilI to come. When the korld recovers from the shock of this wa& we have to look forward to what British Prime Minister John Major has recently called “a permanent Western military force’that will stay

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Some may question whether, looking back in hi&my, we can say anything usefitl and truthful about the war in the Gulf. However, vve can try, because in history we are looking at ourselves. A famous photograph from the last world . war shows a couple of Iridian soldiers with machine guns, in *itions near a Burmese pagoda. They were Asians fighting Asians. The inachine guns were American, the Japanese at whom they were shooting were using similar weapom, evolved by. western technology. The Indian soldiers were fighting for western interests, for Great Britain to hang on to Burma, No.w, 50 years later, Arabs are fighting Arabs using western technology, again, for western interests: to ,secure “our” oil supplies. Eventually, Great Britain lost not .ody Burma but India itself. Dismantling the British Empire took far Iess time than building it AS time went by, Great Britain was terribly weakeiwcl and could not enforce its wiII. Its. ability, and the ability of other Ekropean

colonial powers, to raise forces independently to retake former colonies were gone. So, in 1956 Great Britain had to rely on France and Israel to help her invade Egypt, only four months after the British forces withdrew from the bases in the Suez Canal. As part elf the three-member coalition, Israel, despite having objectives of its own, was help ing the European colonial powers of the ti to ret&e control of her Middle East neighbour. t Now, 34 years later, the US has to rely ma@tIy on Britain and France to invade Iraq. The US gets help from Saudi Arabia and other Gulf stated to destroy their Middle East neighbour. In the p&-World War II era, American policy qqmsed the restoratiti of imperial authority, seeking to satisfy liberal sentiment and American business inter& at the same time. The 1970s saw the last phase of old colonization. However, the US has always been terribly handicapped in trying to build a stable world order by its tendency to destabilize anything it touches, The main reason is that the United States, as a superpower, has developed an attitude and a policy for the outside world that is based on easy and ins&@ generalizations. A relevant example related to the Gulf war is the western, and specifically American, misguided perception of Islam and the Islamic world, The turbulence and upheavals which were and still are taking pIace in the Muslim world, which &We more to do with s0cial, eCOnOtical, and historical factors than they do ‘unilaterally with Islam, have exposed the limitations of simpleminded OrientaIist cliches about “fatalistic” Muslims. However, the misguided perception has continued.

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Dr. Lois 0. ~Wiin,.OC, who has juststeppeddownaftereightyearsas president of the World Council of Chrches (WCC), wi4 give a free public lecture at St. Paul’s United colkge’s MacKirdy HaU on Monday, March18at7pm.HertaIkiscalled “Women’in Canadian reiigion” Wilsonhas&centlyretumedfrom the World. Council’s seventh assembIy in Canberra, Australia. She was the WCC head from 1983 to 19% She was moderator of the United Church of Canada from 1980 to 1982 and president of the Canadian Council of Church~trom 1976 to 1979. Wilson is coming to Waterloo at the &it&on of&e UW Canadian

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College-&h$sthehonorarychairof the College’s fundraising campa@a which has been underway sjnce last YmIn the kbzuaxy, 1991 issue of the hit~Ch~Ob~, Wilsonpondered what ~ecumenical vision” the U&ted Church is briqing to the “decade of churches in sc$i&itywith women” that was proclaimed by the World ‘council several years ago. She exprqsed concern that the program will end up meaning “women .in didarity with women./ since it is underfund4 and not seen as a priority by the churches. Ordained as. a United Clhirch minister in 1%5, W&on worked in a team rhistry with her husband for

15 yeqs in Manitoba and Ontario. In 1984, she rseived both t$~ Pearson PeacePrize of the United Nations and the Order of Canada She has also been the recipient of honorary ’ degrees from 11 Canadian universities,+ Cwrently, Wilson is chancellorelect of Lakehead University and vice-president of the Canadian Civil Liberties hsmiation. She is also a athcil member of Amnesty Internatiodatrustee of the Nelson&d& Fudn, and a bawd member of varioussocialandculturdbodiesl She published her autobiography,

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lidore wATR.Ocy lesStalk * bySandtaW~and~W~ speciaItoImprint By April 199i; ~corrugated cardboardwillnolongerbeallowedtito the landfill site as waste. This, 2iJOng ~thrisingtippagefeesatthelandfi& is a serious concern for the University. 0ne answer to the problem is

that the ore people there A, the Iss work 1 ereis to do. Ifyouwant to help keep our,camgwi clears and envimnqentally friendly, come out to &e WA~(X (wAT~]~ ~rtcycl% m campus) mqonMondaysat4pmiXaqusCen&eroom I I

138, or c+l Pat Fraser, the University Wa mement Coordinator at ext. 3245. A@, keep m eye out for our recycling bobth at the upcoming Environmental Fair to be held on March 14, 1991 in the Es1 cw Y

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field of women’s history in Canada B’iandt is the co-author of Can;pdian WomenA Hktuty (1988) and a writer Dr. Gail Cythbert Brandt of York Uhiversit+ Glendm College w&D of numerous scholarly articles on give, a free public lecture at the. such subjects as the teaching of his-University of Waterloo on W&&i ” , women in the Quebec cotton lnr ustry, FmnccKh~tarian culture in day, March I7 at 7 pm Sudbuq and women’s organizations The title of her talk is ‘Xeconstructi.qthepast$anadianferni&this$ CaMa She + pr=ntJy a c* bw’at w&” The eventm+iil &*‘w~Wf bfi a study of thf p~litid .held in St Pa~l’s College’s Mackay azfge&rurd women m prance HalL a-.. . . . . _ #-. Bandt is me vice-president ot me Brandt is an associate professor of. Can&an Historical Asso&tim and history and multiclisciplinary studies a founding member of the Ontario at York’s bilingual college. Born in Women’s History Network. Ingersoll, Ontario, she received her The York professor isvisiting UW PhD. from York in 1977. She also has at the invitation of Dr. Jeanne Yardley degrees from Carleton and the of theCanadianStudiesProgram. For University of Toronto. more information, call Dr. Yardley at Brandt’s talk will deal with recent St. Paul’s College, 885-1460. trends in the writings of anglophone .

Most ‘people on campus do not really realize where their pop cans go after they are dropped into a bin No, plant Operations does notcolh-t it ti arid take it away. In fact, the students do, Campus student groups have bought and replacec@ecycling &I&I, buiIdin@ across pus, Eachw”c this same group 3@students empties these bins and takes your pop cans to the loal recycling centre. The problem is that the en& campusisservicedbyagroupofabout10 tom 15 volunteers. On a campus this sike, with over 25 buildings, this is clifficult at best, and m&s a full recycling effort impossible. For this reason,?ve need your help! This system is strictly volunteer, so

bcal schools get $5.2 ,mil. Combined

in ConCollege, the University of Waterloo, and Wilfrid Laurier Univ&ty will receive a.. total of $5,24l,ooO in extra funding a9 part af the gqlvernment’s anti-recession prc+ gmq Cdleges and Universities lkfhbr Richard Allen announced thisweek. . ’ The hnding will help poswondary i@itutions initiate short-tqm Ia-, intensive projects aimed at deviating some of the hardship of the current recession Thisf&dingispartofatotalof$94 million the colleges and universities are receiving through the antirecession progmm.

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announced two weeks ago, funding toontariopinstitutlons will .be $283.4 million more that last year. “Our cokges and universities play a significant role in the economic well-being of many c~unities,~ said 1 Allen ‘The funding will makeabigdifferenceinthelivesof many of Ontario’s workers and bie communities they iivb in, while providing long-term benefits to our pos~ondarys~~ Coiestoga College will riceive $642#IO from the province for construc&on of a single storey ad&ion to the misting cafeteria facility ‘at its Doon Campus. This extension will dieve overcrowding and provide a

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graduates to keep their firms comnatively, more detailed resumes are ~titive. The end of the ‘Baby-boom” avaihbk from thk Council for $25 has meant smaller graduating classes, each. Custom searches can be done when Canada already produces within 48 hours at a cost of $25 per t fewer engineering and science resume. minimum charfze $25. Industry and government are joinstudents p&r capiti than competitors ’ ing hands to help jobhunting univerBecause graduating-classes are like Japan. decreasing in size, more employers sify students find challenging jobs in Even so, thousands of students are trying to hire superior sumer the recession. The Canada’s Scholars’ graduate every year. Screening them and cl~op students to ensure themEmployment Register, to be issued is a costly and daunting task when for the first timein February, is a new selves talent in the yea= ahead. budgets are restricted.The new way to locate ‘the brightest engineerCanada Scholsrrs’ EmploFent ing and science students. The Garden Club of Kitchener-Waterloo has donated $6,000 to the The Technical Setice Council Register is expected to save time and The register will provide the University of Waterloo for the proposed develo@ent of.a botanical garden Conseil.de Placement as set up by rioney for employers and jobnames, addresses and qualifications industry in 1927 to combat the Ybrainm 6n the North Campus. hunters. of over 1,700 of Canada’s brightest drain” to the United States. As a pracThe money, which was raised through* house tourlate last year, is one of The register js an experiment scholars from engineering, chemistical means of doing so, it oper@es a several donations the club has made to UWs Botanical Garden Endowment Mer this try, computer and other sciences. All which wilI be evalua~ coast-to-coast placement and personFund, said club publi&t Joyce Dietrih. year, and perhaps prepared annually. are interested in summer or co; r?el consulting service for accoune Dr. Roger Downer, UW’s Vice President of University Relations, said the Meanwhile, the idea has produ&d a operative em hyment. More than 50 engineers, tants, executives, University is”most grateful” for the club’s continued interest a.@ support in rush of Canada Scholars who want to per cent are Pemale. scientists, technologists and personthe North Campus. The $80 million Canada nel, da@processing and ,other A master plan is currently being developed for the campus and includes Recmiters can we the register to Scholarships Program awards more specialists. People who have been the presemtion and enhancement of a natural landscape associated with make direct cont& with students than 2,500 scholarships annually to laid off are counselled in job-hunting ’ the wamhed and without the expense of visiting outstanding first-year science and &ills, paid for by their former ’ The development @ans~o date are “highly consistent” with the longstudents. These universities across the country. When engineering employer. At any one time, the TSC’s range goals endorsed over the years by the wden club, Downer said. budgets are limit& the lack of a scholarships are worth $8,OOO each to offices in Montreal, Toronto, MisThe latest donation is the “largest single cheque ever @en” by&e club, fee, the speed of direct students who can maintain a first- placement sissauga, Cambridge, Wii Dietrich said. “We think the botanical gardens will be valuable to the whole contact, and ‘the ‘saving of time and class standing for four ye-. Calgary, Edmonton and Vancover commutity,” she added. effort is expected to attract many Canada Scholars represent the top have 600 to Feral thousand job seven per cent of Canadian engineerem layers, openings. The TSC is financed by & e $241 register enables ing and science students. They are of more than 800 hns but the service &3 MidcUe East travel amuse 43nceIIed employers to search the entire ccmnspecial interest to high-tech firms available to any company. No tige try for an en$neer or computer scienwho aie trying to remain corn titive is made to job hunters. in an increasingly char w@% tht, for example, from the comfort of The Technical &vice CounciI is iie war in the Per&n Guif has multed the cancellation of a U&e&y environment their own offices. It puts ma& strugone of many private organizatins to of Waterloo travel &use. gling entrepreneursOn~eq~fo0t~ The new Employment Register is a have jo@d the ISTC ii\ su . Dr. Daniel Sahas, director of UW’s Middle East Studies program, was with large,welldinancecl joint venture of the Tech&al Service ing lli’&g the Canada Sch4larShi.ps planning to take a pp of students to Egypt, the SW Greece, and organizations. No longer do recCouncil, an industry-s-d other ers include cgndian l&J~~~mApril26toMay18.Thec~~~haveeamedstudents ruiters have to make expensive trips placement service, and Industry, COni ET ont Canada, GE Canada, aaeditirtR&@o+udi~orMddleEastStudi~ or wait for young inquisitive Science and Technology Canada Nova, and SCIEX. For further infor.r’ravel agen&are un&le toquote prices and makes reservations; and the individuals to contact them. (ISTC) , mation en the Canada Schdarships unpred&& development ti outcome of ti sensel= w& makes any Firms who ne@ moreinformation Empltiyers are worried about Program, please contact Paul 1 ‘pl&ningatthMate~eimpossible,“Sahassaid.Heishopingtobeableto onindividualcandidat~before~~~ whether they will be able to recruit Coughlan at 61$998-1301. trav~to&ea&i’nexty~~r~ner. views can phone them w. Alterenough engineering and science “Ilhis~hasmadethe~~~and~eappreciationofthe~on even n&e bmpdhg on the part of Canadian students,” he added. -

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Have some free time this weekend? Walking by the Davis Centre? W&nt to see what engineering s about? Interested in seeing a colour detector for the visually impaired, or a real time 3-D tide0 game, or an ultrasonic washing machine? Then the Ontario Engineering Design Competition (CXDC) should be of interest to you. The OEDC isb&ger than ever and it’s being held in the Davis Centre this Friday tid Saturday (March 1 and 2). It’s an opportunity to intersrct with engineers and engineering students from All over Ontario and see some exciting hew ideas. The Ontario Engineering Design Competition was established in 1980 in order to promote excellence and ingenuity in engineering design and communications.. It is organised and run entirely by students of the host university, and it is open to any full‘time undergraduate engineering student enrolled in any Qntario university. There are five categories witi the competition: Cbpmte Entwpmeutiul Design, Dpsign, Editotial Comr#unicatiws, &planatory Gommunic&ons, and Ektempmmus Communications. Each category allows students to test and develop their skills in praclical p10blem solving. design, and communication.

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be interesting’ engineers from ali segmentsof the industry. The guest spakeris Mr. CD. Hall who is pres&y a partner of the Coopea and Lybrand Cons&& Group. prior to joining Coopers and Lybrand, he was Senior Vice-President (Technology) at Northern Telecom, Executive VicePresident (Marketing and TechnoE ogy) at Northern Telecom Canada, and President of Bell-Northern Rmarch for five years. He wiu be spsking at 3pm in DC1350. .

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‘7 think that I wihwver see a poem asllv~ly as.a’tree” .

A half-naked woman stands encircled by the knarled branches -of a dead tree. She looks off, d&merested, as her soft breasts and belly are perhaps protected, perhaps seduced, by the twisted wood. Her skin contrasts against the rough, rotting bark and cool fungi. Such is the mood and inclination of Virgil Burnett’s comely illustration for ‘Turgen,” . For the next four tie&s, &e University of Waterloo Art Gaiierv‘in Modem languages is hosting a &respective of the fine arts professor% work.,*Having opened February 14, the show will run until March 24, spanning an illustration and writ@ career of over 30 years. with works compiledfrombothBumett’sandthe Universitv’s private collections.

pretations which capture the many elements of the stories within a si@e frame. Themes of rot and decay, passion and unrestrained sexuality permeate his work Surreal settin@ and fantasy weave and create detailed, expressive presentations. The highly textured . drawings resemble M.C. Escher in their mellifluous, unimposing style. A timeless vein runs through the works, with Burnett at home in the Victorian, Gothic, or Surreal styles. Of any particular illustrator, Aubrey Beardsley especially is called to mind in Burnett’s treatments of gender and sexdity.through posture and expression, as weli as his’ firm use of . lute &like Gustav Klimt, who drew se~~&l and ple&mg erotica created only for its own expression, Burnett uses erotic te&@ques to reveal the

the suwe pen ” The exhibit is primarily his ink’ drawings, though several of ”his books are also on display. Some illustrations have accomnanied text in

various relationships existing between and within ourselves. Lovers, enemies, and the self are all explored through symbolic ornamentation of images and costume. When questioned on his frequent exposure of the female form, Bumette stated “I draw a lot breasts because they are fascinating things.”

r. . calligraphic short stoties which ‘establish the unique titer-artist bridge of his work 7 write and draw with’the same pen,” says Burnett. Looking at the il&trations, one can see immediately an appre&ition and knowledge *of th6 various _ elements of art history and literature, . as well as a development of a personal style. The pictures nold a disr . tinct mythology of human sexuality * . and m>;sticalcreations. Drawing on themes .from Greek and medieval legends, Burnett personalizes such myths as Beowulf, Sir Gawah, and . _Daedalus through suryl inty.r-

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While talking with Burnett, he described one apsroach to his work: ‘I draw from the literary realm as well asthatofvisualart.“Hefurtherack-. nowledged that much of his work contained personal - statements obscure to niany people, but that “you have to include part of yourself ’ to make it interesting.”

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PCB’s: the hubris of a chemical

When Soren Jensen inform4 the world in 1966 that he had detected PC&s (po~ychlorinated biphenyk) in hishair,andintitofhiswifeandfive monthald daughter, he may or may not have appreciated the profound impact that such a discovery would r; yie~&c and public percepIn the last iventy4our years, PCBs have been found everywhere in the erwimnmti~ leaving what jue 8% McKibben (Z’k End of Nmw) might term, “man’s indelible footprint in natud’ It has produced a great number of journal publications deaEng w&h all aspects of k toxicol. Tn tracing the eary history of this perceived new threat to the -global environment, and drawing upon a few selected exacnples of the subsequent toxicological research of that threat# I want to examinethenatureuf this threat today; Jensen was part of a group of researchers at the Institute fdr AndyticztI Chemistry, at the Univer-

of per+ne$kon wells in Britain during the years 19461950. At 6.rsc the researchers were buttwed by the presence of m unknown chemiqal that interfered yith detection.of DDr in their samples. This win!3 espechny irrihting for another group of researchers, who. were exminiig the blubber of seals and porpoises off the coasts of Sc@land and Canada. The unknown chemid turned out to be PCB, up to 23 parts per million @pm), in one sample alone. Another group of scientiststabkdalistofDM’andPCB contaminated wild& in southern

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Fukuoka and Nm pefm on KyushuIsland in western Japan victims began exhibiting symptoms of chlomcne, a severe form of the common adolescent, 3couqge known as “pimples.” The medical rep&s showed people getting darkbrownish p@mentatim of skin and nails and the mucous mem-’ branes of the eye and mouth; thkk dischaqes from the eyes that were chwlike in consistency; hair Ioss; headaches; stomachaches; forgetfulness; nausea; vomiting joint and bone . deformities; pathologicz&l changes to teeth. By August of 1971, the Japanese Ministry of Welfare had officially diqposed lpsl patients, but

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biihenyL which could theoretically prcxiuce 210 isomers, ;all with the label “po~ychlorinati” Biphenyl is a 12-carbon cheti arranged as two hexagonal rings. It was a panacea for induktrial usage: very stable, with low vo@ility, . relatively insoluble in water, but highly soluble in hydyocarm sckents. Its high electrid resistance made it attractive as a dielectric fluid for transformers and capacitors. A myriad of applications included use in hydraulic fluids, heat exchange fluidst varnishes, plasticizers, lub rkants, and inks. But these qualities

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The major producer of PCBs was the US. Its only domestic manufac- 1 turer, the Monsanto Industrial Chemicals Company, had produced over half the world supply by 1972, about 560 million kilograms. The companygavetheirproductthetrade name “Ardor” with a four digit number following it Arczlor was produced in Japan and was also manufactured under the trade names Sanothefm and Kaneclot; in Gee many it was Clophen, wene, and Phendr in France, knoclor in Italy, and Sovol in the USSR The first two digits after koclor, in this case 12, represented the number of carbon atoms in the structure, and the last two digits gave the petcentage chlorination by weight Armlor 1221, 1242,1248,1254, and 1260, tinging from 21 to 60 per cent chlorination, were the most widety used formuktions. By 1977, the US had banned the use of PCBs with the Toxic Subktance~ Control Act m ccluld no longer be used eaept in totally closed systens, after January 1, 1978, or manufactured after July 1,1979. The us Environmental Prokction Agency, however, could exempt certain practices such as transportation to disposd sites. It has been difficult to make any statement on the generalised bhwi0ur of PCBs bec.aw the various isomeric form23 all have been shown to have differential rates of ” ‘upbIke, metaboIis*’ excretion, and toxicity. For example, mon.oddorinated biphenyls are excreted ’ mterthan9Opercentinratsafter

1. Research and dkvelopmmt sity of Stockholm, that ‘was looking for the pesticide DDT in human fat tissue. The project was expanded to include wildlife specimens and it was in 200 pikes cokcted from various ‘Swedish waters that a mysterious chemical yas first detected. To check the hypothesis that Re unknuwn peaks in their chrumatograms were possibly metabolites of chlorinated pesticides such as DDT, Jensen analyzed one whit&tailed eagle feather from 1888 to 1965, from the cokction at the Swedish National Museum of Naturai History. Chromatograms are visualrepresentationsfromaninstrument that can separate the individual molecules in a mixture of chemicals, impurities, and the solution it is suspended in He discovered that the unknown substance was first present in the feathers in 1942; but chlorinated pesticides were not used in Sweden until 1945! . The implication was that some other chemical was responsible. This was the first hint that the problem that loomed may be ecologid to a global extent. Fortuitously, he had in the lab, a dead eagle found in the Swedish archipelago that contained enough of the unknownsubstance such that on2 gram of muscle tissue had to be diluted five parts to one for a ten microlitre gas eromatogram injection. The unknoyvn substance was PCB. Within *e next year, one of the world’s leading scientific journals, Nature, read like a “rap-sheet” of PC8 insults on the world’s wildIife, Dieldrin and DDT were implicated in the sudden and significant thinning

ppm; w lipids of the common murre, 45 ppm, And again, Jensen had more to report+

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unnecessary exposure to a chemical in which very little effects on health were known, led to the banning of PCBs as a dye component in carbon-

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The Baltic Sea off the eastern mast of Sweden was full of con-ted wildlife in&ding mus@s, plaice, cod, picked dogfish, hening. and seals that contained ten times the level of that found in the Scottish and Canadian study. It was more than apparent ,that PCB contamination was ubiquitis. . Just as the alarkt was sounded, the evidence for PCB’s effect on human beings manifested itself as the rice oil boning catastrophe known as r usho disease. March 1968 saw the appearance of a strange and preyiously unknown disease in the

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estimated 15,000 had been affected. How did PCBs get into the rice oil in the East place? The discovery of the source, and of the chance nature of the p3ntaminatim must have ken ‘to chill@ at the time. Kanemi Rice 8i Ltd removed impurities that caused unpa@able odours in the rice oil by heating the oil at reduced pressure. PCBs were the main constituent of the heatexchange fluid used in the equipment for @s process. Hofeshad been discovered in the pipes of, this equipment, and the holes were drippins PCBs into the oii, PCBs, which were invented in 1883, were used in a variety of instances ever since they were produced industrially in 1929. The compound was manufactured by chlorinating l

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two days, dichiorinated and pentachlorinated biphenyk four to ten respectiveIy, and hexhys achlorinated biphenyls never reaching this level. This characteristic of PCBs has made it even more dficult to interpret tuxico~ogical data because the, formulations used experimentally must approximate the composition of the mixtures found in natural environments and this is not always possible. The flurry of activity surrounding, the hazards of PC8 exposure had a focus around 1971-1972 The Quail Roost Conference Center in Ragem&tt, North Carolina was the host of the Conference on PCBs on December 20-21,1971, and the papers presented there were published in the premier issue of the journal Envimmental Health l%mp&vm. It was now apparent from the breadth of the areas covered by the research papers, that PCBs were indeed widespread. The Bay of Fundy-Gulf of Maine regicm

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copy paperby the US and Japanese governments. To give an example of the persistence of PC&, corrugated cardboard boxes used for packaging items such as fresh fkuit and candy, contained traces of PCB, mainly horn the carbonless -bon paper that went into the fibrous paperboard material that went into the cardboard boxes. Persistence in the commodities of modern life would not be the only problem, as it was estimated that 35 per cent of all the PCBs manufactured in the US were distributed into the environment by 1972.

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were adped to the growing list of conlaminated places. Concentrations of PCBs in food were examined and its occurrence in humans dkussed. And then the toxicity data, which covered genetic changes and death in pmatal ring doves, effects on fsh ATpases a set of enzymes that are required for the production of the energy molecule adenosine tiphospate (ATP), and cells cultured in petri plates, were presented. Next week, a look at the toxibobgical and twlogical impacts uf KBs.

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Sbience

YOUdon2 neediavtkathermanto know WhiGhway.the.wind-bloivs resents a rather perverted sense of truth. En owledge and truth are presented asobjettive, impersonal, indifferent entities. The

science student is discouraged and hindered from g&.ing a subjective sense of reality and truth, based upon the individuak ‘s eqerienI’m going to write an article which will surprise some people,, yet I feel compelled to address an issuCThis issue concerns the perception of the science program. Many people seem to believe that the science prqpn is more $fficult, more important, and Gmply superior to the arts program. Speaking as a

example, Berlogkians of the modem era, disagreed v&h aspects of Einstein’s theories which wek later proven true, Therefore, Russell WB an exaq e of a great scientific mind who was also fati3 le. It’srather unfortu&e that the sciencepro-

universally acceptabIe points and prevent archaic suptitions and assertions. Inductive reasoning is also frequently used in arts

courses. This utilization gives the arts pr+ gram some scientific int , and a solid foundation. Also,reaWi 33 , esciencem gram is more demanding on time due to the number of labs. Therefore, the scientilk pm gram is valuable and, in some ways, more

ces and existewe. ‘The process of individualizing. knowledge helps to make one%studies relevant and significant. In addi-

gram doesn’t . encouree more artist-k attribuw, such as deductive thinking. instin& intuition critical thought, creativity, and emotional experiences. First of all, these

tion, scievce students have little opporhmity for se&expression Therefore, the science program sacrifices an individual’s creativity, critical thuught, and identity for imm

demandingthanthear%prOgram. In conclusion, the science and arts program.sa.rebothvalid,irnportant,andchalle~-

attributes often constitute both the beginning and the end of the @entic

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science student, I’d like to sug@st that this ‘on is not entirely accurate. I believe Fr that e scientific method is neither perfeet nor alMclusive, and that the science pfy~ gram is simply differen& not superior, to the -PV Thescienceprogramisdefickntinthatit does not develop an itxlivkl~~‘s idtity, Instead, 3cience stucientsare prWenti. with una&Iable facts and form* to assimilate and memorize, indepedent of indivkkJ or, creative thought Memorization is important, butagoodmemorydoesnotndyindicate a good mind. The science program also *

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addition, pqk should not worship human knowledge as an infdi%le an4 objective entity while neglecting their own individuality. More important, however,pleshou&ealizethatboththemtionaland %ration#keaspqctsofanauthentice3& tmce. Both elements should be accepted and into a we&n&grated incorporakd itidividual, not just in one’s academic life, but

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application &modem physics exceed the scope and energy of the old classk& or upkneuUy,Nphj&cs by tkQesame proportion astheunivhexdtheeartk Fr@htenk@y, it is w&in&e frail “ek tromagMtic”ecosystemoftheear&thiatmark ~isunleaehingthelatentstrongforce~ qqyofatomicnucl~,ourphyz3ical~: tence, and the e$stence of-the natural world, is el~magnetic in natuye~It is -de attracth between pcwitive nuclei and negatiw- electroqs that .holds atoms, ‘m~kcuks, cells, and whole oqpmisms together, and

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TH-AT: OLD -PAC MAG.IC LVanKoughnett-powered -Watibrs dethrone,thePtipk Satan. minutes and then I can’t hit anything forawhiIe.Iwasluckytoday,tokeep it going alI day.” When asked about the WbiIity of a CIAU RooI&of the Year Award, VirnKoughne# said, ‘3 ‘would be r&e to have; but if I don’t get it, I won’t be disappointed, given the strength of other players in the CIAU.” Waterloo head coach Don McGae stressedthatgetting49pointsina blowout would have been nothing compared to t&y’s output in a clash with thenation’s best

Warrior Basketball

During the. Warriors’ thritling Saturday afternoon 102-99 upset over Canada’s number one ranked team, the Western Mustangs, fresh supqstar Sean VanKoughnett virtuallyassu&himselfaCLAURookie of the Year nomination The hometown recruit drained a head-spinning 49 points, estabhshing a school record for most points in a regular season game. The old record of46wassetbyJamieRussellina game against Brock in 1976. VanlCouj#mett went 5-for-To from threepoint range, 1%for-17 from inside the perimeter, and lo-for-11 at the iine. The late Mike Moser holds the alltime UW record for individual points in a game at 53, set in a brotie medal game at the 1974 CIAU championships. VanKoughnett’s floor show was just one point short of the OUAA league mark of 50 set in 1982 by York’s David Co&hard, in a battle with Toronto. . The 49-paint onslaught allowed Vi$nKou@nett t~capture the West division scoring title with a mark of 21.7 points per game, the first time a fresh has achieved that recognition. :He also received UAU Athlete of the Week honours, beginn@ the week with ,a 27?pGnt effort against MeMaster last Wednesday. And if all that isn’t enoua VanKoughnett also made the OUAA West 6rst ailatar tearn.Notabadwaytoendahh-

1’‘f’hti only thing close to shadowing VanKou@u~&t’s feat was the win that it fueled. Waterloo’s victory knocked the Mustangs from the CIAU throne and down to third place national ranking. With Guelphrs 88-61 victory over Lakehead, Westem also lost the division pennant and the right to host The Final Four, which begins Friday night in Guelph ‘This &tory over Western shows how we can put it together as a team,” said VanKoughnett. “When we‘d0 put it together, we F beat anyb&y.” Let’s pick ‘it up at 17~08 of the second half when Waterloo had its

manye~Andjustthi&Thescoring pot&iaIoffourmorey~fromthis ~hasgottherestofthecoachesin thir divis@ messing their’ poly&er P@* “My confidence kept building

throughout the game,” said Vend ICoughnetL ‘Their (WestEr$s). ,defence is short so no matter what they did f could still shoot 1 kept rolling .and didn’t stop. I’ve had games befofewherelrollfora~~ve

e=--erM-44. The Mustangs W4dJ0Ck With points by Pete Vandebovmp under the gIass, a trey from Derek King,andthreedrivest&ughthe lane by James Gnx+ Six minutes later, Western had sbved .the de&it to 10 and McCzae ded timeouk .However, that didn’t stop _ the momentkuxb The visitors Iqotted the .game,86%6,With5:36rT)ren, zill-time league sco&tg champion John Stiefehneyer was f+ted to sit (wishing he had anti4xk

Radgem eliminate Waterloo .in W-t e “&e OUAA W+st division suddendeath quarter-final mat&ups this past Ttiesday night saw no up&s as the home teams advanced to The Final Four. The enigmatic ‘Waterloo Warriors lost to a much bigger Bnxk Badger squad inst. Kitts, 7566,while the McMaster Marauders obtained theii berth in a 77-69 victory over Lakehead in HamiIta M&laster AI now play the We temMustangsat6pminthefustof two semi-w lmuts Friday night in GueIph at me House of Cram.” Brock battles with Guelph at Bpm. The two winners Mll advance to the division final ‘to be held Saturday afternoon at 2 o’clock, “The players pushed hard in the last two weeks to play well We were parballyrewardedbutitwasunfortunate to have it end at Brock,” said WV head coach Don McCme after the loss. ‘We seemed to be getting more and more warped. We had to go toSeanaJlthetimebecauseothers and were were shooting at subhaving elemenq pro fir ems. First-year forward Sean VanKoughnett christened the scoresheet with eight straight pdnts for an early Warrior lead. But as the Badgers scampered back Waterloo got into foul trouble. Just seven minutes into the contest, VanKoughnett had two personal fouls and five minutes later, Chris Moore had three. Kevin Rome was the only Badger starter riding the pine, after two early perso”als. Brock finally tied the game with four

knees).That left westeryapovverk for a takeover, as Stiefelmeyt wzdched veteran teammate Jama Green’s four ch&h free throws tur tobricks. WaterIoo sixth man, Joh H.amikt~thendrainedtw0co~ tive clutch treys to pull ahead 98-9 with two minutes left StiefeImey4 checkedbackintomllytoaone-pok deficit, 100-99, with 17.5 ticks on th clock The Warrion3, realizing We! tern would commit an immedia~ sacrificial foul (for possession of th ball), inbunded, the. ball to Var JCoug?m&pwhokeptthetratfuntih was fouled. ’ UW’s most accurate shooter at th charitystripenailedbothfreethrow 102-99. Western could not get trifecta set up before the clock wer dry and the Warrior faithful be&m ecstatic. The PAC hadn’t hear decibel levels of that magnitude ti the Warriors’ 1985-86 league clwr pionship. ’ ’ Other high scorers for Water10 incIuded J-Xamilto~ who checked i with a 17-paint effort, highhghti b a rfect 4for-4 tirn treyIand Chri lr oorescored12ofhis16 in&i: tt~eopeninghalfandri PPJ down gamehighll Ivixmds,whileth guardta.ndemofRobBairdandMik Dumte sank seven apiece. Greeh toppmi the~Mustangs’8cor sheet with 33 pain@ (lO-for-15 ti the field) while Stiebelmeyer had 2I Vandebovenkamp, and Dav; Omerod also hit double figures wid 12 and 10 poin& respe&veIy., ’ Overa&themostGgn&antteari stat was Wattim’s sparkIing B-for 22, collevely, from three-p& range.

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minutestothebreak,andtooka3531 Vmghnett will be&n the sum&a ’ staff of Tom Kieswetter, offica,,’ aim~on pmQk lead at h&irne. mer by trying out for the Junior trick and Tom *ekler, cheerlders, and the towel boya % badger veteran Dave Dennis NationaIteamonMaylst.Hewason manager Rob Dewar, thempists nailed three straight~baskds before #te team the, pa& two years, but Wade EYiot Woody Dwyer, and Fred McCrae did not want to 23ound pai hdbughnett and Moore cut the everyone must tryout each year. whatshisname, P.A. amiouncer John ronizingbut$ressesthe&9anyhand margin to two: Stuck in a scoring Once the team is selected, the pIayers Rush IJtlp&h3pk3 editor Rich itt&storrmag&QuaIityva+ drought for nearly four minutes midwill begin train& fpslons in pr’eway through the second fiame, the paration for a tour of Europe, then frustrated Wti commi&d a few down to the U.S. for a couple of games, an exhibition game against g-sS~ mT&-vms Brock 4’9” giant ’ Europe at home, and dinally the I 1991 OUM west rebounding champion - turned one World~ChaxnpionshipToumamentin steal into a mow jam. The Badgers . Edmonton in early August had stretched their advantage to 11 at 9:32butUWbouncedbacktocutitto four with five minutes l& Unfor‘We were a .500 cIub, a completely new and inexperienced team,” said tunately, the hosts went on an 8-2 Mdhe in review of the, 1990-91 insurancepoin~runtowinit,75&. V~oughn& left the game at Cl:12 campaign ‘We had severaI people with 40 points md received a loud playing new positions th&i season . because we-lost six of our f&t seven ovation from the impressed Br0ck players fnxn last year. ‘The play of CCOWd. JasonPoagandRobBairdwasagod~ Waterloo gave up 21 turnovers send for us Poag played a new posicomparedto13bytheBadgers. Sean VanKoughnett - \iVaterloa V~ughnett’s 40 points &xlsistitpdtis yearand when he injured his ankle,Baird~.waitinghthewings~ ted of seven treys (on ll~attempts),& John Stiefelmeyer - Western apd played a tremendous relief role. for-15 from the field, and 3&r-5 at JamesGreen -W&tern L the gift box The top scorers for the Moore;-Duarte, and Hamijton alsO Tim Mau - Guelph Badgers were God Wood and Dave had ‘flashes which eIevat& their I$$stith26and20poin~~pec&ames, They are developing as Gord Wood - Brock . players and getting stronger.” McCrae would like tg thank everyone who 9upport@ the “Asafr~in3QamesSean W;Urors this seasoh He parthhly wgs tremendously consistent,” said tIWlkstheWarriorb0nd~fans McCrae. ‘We open& up with 33 who popped up everywhere to give points and finished with 48 and 40 hist@aboost/Thefansshowed point efforts, a bonafide a&star. He Barry Phillips - McMaster ’ great patience wi* i% fi&ly hex. makes it ea&r for me to coach and ’ cd team But where was the really wowed the Brock cLylwd r a&o& &Crae also thanks his tonight” Mike

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OUAA W&St Coach of1 the Ye&r

Imprint, Fricby, March 1, 1991

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The CIAU’s sixth-ranked Waterloo lleyball Warriors are one step bser to a CIAU berth after eliminat5the,Western Mu&ngs last Satury night at the PAC, 3-l (E-6; 154, -15, 15-8). The problem is, the tiom’nextstepwillbeadoozyto

‘Ibda (Friday) is the last day to get ticketsrorthefanbusestothemati. They can be bought at the Federation ckfStuden@ office for a messily $4. Remember Io “Bring the &s&r” (pots,pans,airhorns)andwearblack

In last Saturday’s sleeper over the powerless Mustang3, Scott smith led the attack stats with 33 kills and brother Steve had 32 of -his own, mb.. They meet the n&ion’s fifth including fkve serving aca Tony hd McMaster Marauders in the Martinsscrapedupfivedigsinthe JM West division final Saturday match and IanHeynen added four. emoon at Zpm in the steel city. SteveSmittrbuiItu sixstuffblocks Waterloo has had trouble with the and William ZabjeE toll+ five. wh improved Marauders *this Heynen’s rmance ~losing~bothmatchesofthe ldghbghted r two mtinster lcillZY Ime-and-home series by identical game four (and he didn’t break anyms of 3-2. But the Black Plague, thing d&g it). ththeirlegionsoffaMinsupport, em to get pumped up for the StevpSmithfinishedtheregular

at all

season as the league leader in Points per game (7-O),atta&%kjlls per game (5.7), and ‘serving ,aces per game (0.59). Scott Smi&,ended up in third in points per game at 5.2,just a tenth ofapointbehindl3ruceMcGregorof Latujer. Scott finished second in attacksper game with 4.7. Tfte OUAA Westvolleyballall-star teamha!3just~aMouNed?Top pingthelistwithabnds&denum~

of votes hs Waterloo’ power hitter Steve Smith, who was honoured as an AIlK& last year Fellow Warriors ScotkSmith ad Tony Martinsalsomade~eteamalong~ Mike Chiplouka. (&Mast& P&r preocanin (McMaster), and Brian Kussner (western). .

Honourablh menwent to W-tern’s mer Egli&~ and Lau&r’s AndrewReed.OUAAWestCoachof theYkarisSteve~oftheBroc]r BLadgers. _.

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consdations After this .excell&t weekend pe&xmance Hunt was rightfully awarded last week%. Warrior athlete of the week Ablsubreakinga~uolrecdwas Bermudian Jason KNpp. KN lowered the Warrior all the bat gPy opera secondin the 2oOfiy to 2~08.70, just missing the CIAU cut&. and placing seventh over& Knapp also placedwellintheloOflyand2Q0&ee, conlingsecondand~inthese events’ COnsolatiQnflMl& ‘ coach John 3.wI&uch was extremely pleased with these manes, rewking that 3% r e& time since (Olympic silver medalist) Mike West was here, and befog that even longer that a (rnen’a) record has been broken” KN~IScoun~&elCash alsoswamgevera+ersonalt=ts,and provided the most ex&ing races of the weekend for the Warriors by winningthecon&ationfInalsafboththe

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gutsy performance, &i the la&r race where he held off a charging field. Cash also competed in the longest even& the 1500 free, placing thirteenth overalL Team veteran Greg “X-Man” Pye competedalongwithCashinthemile and he phced tenth overall. He also swam to a seventh-place finish in the 400 free consolation f&L These achievementsamazedallmembersof the team as Pye * stranded in Ca@ryonafallworkterm+tndwas unable to train at a51.In a six-week period, he improved enough to come veryclosetohis~~~d bests.?‘hkvvas the end of a long and illustfiouscaFeerfor~eman,hismntributions to the -‘and his questicms will be missed next year. KitchenergWaterioo natives Brad Oeschand BrianRou@ey joined the team last year to swim competitively for the first time, for bth of them, since before they were in high school. After a successfullearning season last year they had high expectatims coming into this sea+on. Oesch showed his versatility by swimming to lifetime personal bests in the two

very plea& with the results. On this pastweekend lie competedin the 100 backand50free,pl&ngf0urthinthe consolation hIal? of both ‘even& Teamcaptain Dave IXneen worked hardallyear~onganditpaidofffor himthisweekendasheswamtoa Personalb@inthe2tKIback&&ng fifth in consols, and pia&Ig seventh in conso~ of the 400 IM.Dineen unfortunately just missed a 8ecotK1 swiminthe100back~4/100thsofa sec+,butitwasaPenwnalbes& nozletheJesa WaterIoo was’ lucky en* to havethreepeopl&nthe400IMconsolation

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being the third, This second-year swimmer from Brockville proved he was one of the best racerson the team &awfinalandphchrB Comi*g in thei first OUAA championships were Michel, “Pepsi” Denauk, Andrew “Albert” Cartwright, Andrew “Budman” Miller,

AnclrewRusse$a.ndErkHuff.Allof themswamverywellbutdidnotgeta chance at a second swim, however they contributed to the team% point to@lontherelays,ahnostallofwhich wereintheWa&3rtoptenalltime li!3L Joining these people 0~ the relays wereScot*%¶istefWhyte,~alnng withPyewasstrandedoutinA&erta

inthefall,andCh.&Cu” who alsohadafallworkterm Rd” pering hist@ningBothofthesernenswam very well and contributed ggeatly to therelayaTheyalsohavethedistinction of being the only existing swimmers to hold a Waterloo school ll?COKWl~~klyevent Waterl&s lone out of town winter ivork term swimmer, Jeff Budau, was somewhat disappointed with his swimsbuthetoowashamperedby hisworkcommitmentsandhadsome difficulty tIaidng Properly. . Rookie Jerry Wielowieyski swam two very good racesin the 50 ;ind 100 free He was very leased with these ena.lb&&r Lm’ andhewillbe look& forward to next year. . Both coaches, Heinbuch and Jeff Slater, were pleased with the Warrior #erhpances but they felt that the team was just barely off from everyone having the swim meet of their lives. Despite this the outlook for mxt year looks good as the only graduating seniors are Qe, Budau Iknault, and Cups. NextweekendcoachSlaterandIan Hunt will be off to Halifax for the UAU champi ’ at Dalhous~, University. Jc&&g 9 em wili be the Athena athlete of the week, Sheryl Slater. just barety inissed . This . g forSlater Cl’s two weeks ago at F WIGA’s; however, only 79 women acrossCanadaqu&fi&andthrreb hzndingavailable for 85, so the CIAU de&led to send the next six closest qualifiers, and Skater was lucky enough to be one of these sefectsix So b&h the Warriors and Athenas swim teams send out their good wishes to these swimmen, ho ing that

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GiJI@, Dan Haylow and Eric Ross, whowereresponsibleforalnrosthalf uf Guetphs go& in the regular season, to lead the offence aga&t %2 victory Asaresultofanarrow waterloo. over Western last Tuesday night, the While that trio wiil be concentratGuelph Gryphdns earned the @ht to ingonscor@,Guelphmust~the. xiove on to lock up with the hockey void left by number one goaltender Warriors, who had a first round bye, Rob Ryrnier, who su&red .a in UUAA West Division semi-~ sqaratedshoulderinaeeagainst playoff action this weekend. The, Lauder un &b. 7 and, due to the opening match of the best-of-three injury and llre from his studies, series took place last night at Columdecide&b0 r ve the m Duringthe bia Ic&eld. Results were unavailable game pla & in Waterloo, Four&r time* at Kr ‘er in the season, Waterloo - stymied tie Warriors f;or abnqst two winnirqg downed the- Gryphons in Gue@h, 5- periods, before allowingthe goalinovertime. 2 The Warriors also won an exiting With a 4-2 victory over the l3rock return match at the Cohunbia Badgers last Ftiy night, the Icefield, 4-3 in ovtie. Following waors culminated their winthatpsame,m&aftera5-3 ningestr@guLar seasOneVer,Gueiph?v&ory over then-t-d& T-&mereq Guel h coach Marlin the previous mark set by the 1974-75 edition of the team. The 1990-91 Muybert said he fe Pt his team could record of 18-2-2 {won-lost-tied), take on all contenders. wt&h was also the best in the CIAU, We f-1 we an compete with the

199041 OUAA West All~,Stars FIRST TEAM

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F Robb Graham, Western F Dm h4ahon, Vkuisor F’ Brad Bellartd, %Vir&or D Ian Pound, Waterloo D Gory lhenan# Waterloo G Mike Jams, Wmtefi

was good for a w+phfp=mt%ed 0.900 compared w& 875 froma l42-l season .-in 74-75. The reguhr season in&&d a widely pubtied 17-e undefeated SW of which

the last 14 were vkt0rie~ ‘&spite thi? iMI&md@ record, WMor dPt& Qark Day pointed outthecompetitivenessof~eOu~ 1-e and that for ‘the Warriofs, it

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assert you&f for 60 mint&, anyone ‘can come out and surprise you? Tony Crisp was back in action against Brock after sitting out Waterloo’s 10-3 loss to Tro&Rivieres last Sunday and although the team’s top oalgetter (with 17 goals on the year P didn’t score any himself, his new linemates, Steve Richard (with his fourth and Gifth) and Jh David (with his seventh), contribute three gcnds. Watch Crisp, who has had almostasmanylinematesthisye~as goals, to stay with R&ud and David in the playof&, maybe. Though Crisp is a sure starter, Pat Daly is still on the mend, nursing a *tender shoulder that was first injured two weeks ago against Western. Daly suffered a separated shoulder in the ihitperiodlastsaturda~agaiMt 0ttawa and is a questiona ii le starter in the GuelPh series, The other UUAA ‘West Division semi-final duel pits Latiqr a@lst Wink, * the WLU .Golden Hawks~ordedasornewhatl&klustre 7-4 win over Laurentian last Tue day night at Wate&o.. Are= Windsor joined W&&XI in the f&st romyl bye after tying Latier and W&tern with 27 mints each The Lancers won the tiebreaker based on head to head win&g Fntage. According to Hawk coach Wayne Ginwing captain Mike Maurice, still

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Hitting the road with a 2-10 record vould not inspire much confidence under ordinary circumstances, but riding the season against the top two earns in the UWIM seems dowuight unfair. TheAthenasdroppeda64-41deciion to the sectind~piaced McMaster &mudon Wednesday February !O, then travelled to Lxlndon the allowing Saturday and lost to wesem by a 78-43 count. In Wednesday% tilt, the Athenas .nd the Marauders were engaged in a ow-scoring first half, and Waterloo celd a 17-14 advantage with six nittutes left to go. However, they ouldn’t buy a basket for the remainler of the half, and went to the locker oom down 22917. Ten minutes into @IT second half, xe Maiaudds had built their lead to 2points4L29, before rookie Athena mard Laurie Rempel canned two traight .field goals, to pull Waterloo Ahin eight, 41-33. Over the next two linutes, Mac, led by guard Vicky Iarrison’s

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will surely take advantage of it” Said Disnard, as western switchei betAthena head coach Denise IXgnard. ween 1/2-cour& 3/eCourt, and full“Allina&thoughweplayedagood courtpresses. game,“lXgnard added, . Waterloo played a better s&nd ’ The Athenas played a strong game haJ& scoring 27 points, howeverwes-on the tmrds, as they outrebounded ,temcrukbedtoa7&43win.M&laster 30-21. IIeb Kmemer; scoring all her points in the first half, led W&em In London, the Western Mwtangs tookljttle pity on Waterloo. The Muswith 19, while guard Claudia DeIulio _ tangs had already staked themselves notched 16. Brenda Kraemer had a to a 20-10 lead when they reel4 off dozen for Waterloo, while RemPel 15 straight points to lmd 3510. , hadseven, Waterloo could not handle the MusGood basketball genes must run in defence tich the Kraemer family, as close sources tangs’ Pr=== resulted in a easy Scores for the have revealed that Rrenda has been Sangs. Brenda Kraemer’s sister, honoured with an OWZAA AI-star Deb, did the majority of the damage award. Kraemer, the Athenas’leading for Western, e 11 of tho&e 15 scorer, leads by example as she pints. Western was up 41-16 headalways plays with high-e intening into the dressing room at halfsity. Add tothisthatshe isoften called time. u n to check the opposition’s top ‘Becausk of the variety of pressure, p rY ers, and it becomes even more we weren’t able to handle their traps evident how important she is to the and *press= defence,” explained Athenas.

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and final +iyoff schedule with the -Waterloo Warrio=, he know he’s not the one likely to m&e the brilliant deke, the nitty passing play or the picture perfect goal. But one way or another, you can count on Maki to collect a goal or two . . . somehow. , ‘Igetthegarbagegoals/saysh&@ having left the ice after a recent Warrior game, ‘like today’s . . * it was bouncing around and I just batted it ii. Most of my goals are like that” Butthereareenoughofthosegoals for the Sudbury native, who is pu~suc ing a degree in Optometry at UW, to make him one of b\e Warriors’leading scorers and a major contributor to the team’s success, although things inthecomer&thepuckoutforyou, haven’t always been that way. bounce it off your shin pads, it’s in the %myfitsttwoyears(atWaterloo) net and you get a po@” itwas&+truggIeformetoevengetin Though quick to @ve credit to thelineup.. .butIkeptwo&ingat others, Mak$ continuing to lead the it? Wa&ors a$ their sole fifth-year player SlOwly but surely, Mak& a product this year, was rewarded with a Mike of high school hockey, @ned more Moser .Bursary earlier this year, for confidenceand flourished intithird his outstanding academic work and year, being named Most Improved contribution to UW% extracurricular player. Last year (his 4th), he had the Though affable and miId manbenefit of playing alongside sniper nered off the ice, Maki is no Mr. Nice Tony Cris and another fiveyear Guy come game time. At 5’10”, 185 veteran Jo En lbs, Maki stands as an average sized Waterloo’s expkxsive No. 1 unit. And player. But a fierceness that generates’ after accumulating 33 poin?s on the an -es&e, “win-at-all-costs” season, he almost had to pinch himselftomakesureitwasforreal.It 1986-87 t ’ seenhed to Maki that he could do no 1987-88 5 wrong, 1988-89 7 Tlaying with John Go&man, it 1989-90 13 1990-91 10

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attitude mak& him, ‘one of ’ tht league’s toughest customers, Asked to describe &style on the ice, M& straight-fated as po+ble, says, “l”m a finesse player.” Then he chuckles and concedes, “No. I consider myself a bumper and a grinder.” As such, the hard working Maki sporting the well deserved ‘A’ on the front of his jersey and number 21 OI the back, has always been a crow< bvou.&. Convqrsely, from hi! perspective, M&i readily ack nowIedges that the crowd is a majo] influence on him and his confidence And Maki enjoys reciprmting Sometimes Maki’s enthusiastic celeb ration of a goal can be more entertain ing than the play &at created the gti itself. In general, he aims to please, In reference to the crowd thai watched the Warriors have their 17. game undefeated ‘streak snapped by Western just three weeks ago, Maki saysthatthesamething-alosswon’thappenagai.nifasimilarcro~d shows up for the playoffs‘It means a lot to the players when wegetaQowdlikethatIfwegetthe lhn support that we got in the game against Wesm there’s no question - well go all the way.” . Putting all talk aside, M&i shows that he is willing to work hard to achieve his goals. And fdr the ambitious yet not particubrly graceful left winger, that includes, if newsmy, putting his hockey stick where his mouth is. FM 3 14 9 2 ‘7 16 13 20 32 20 33 52

The +cond ..apportunity for strewed individu& to rebeve anxieti&n a spoti-orientedatfnosphere is *c.ipation in the wed Volleyball Tournam tit being heldon Thx+ay,Ma&14and21from6= 11:3Oprn The -erttwiIIk heldinthePACgyms,withalimitaf 28 teams of 9 players each, with at leg@ 3 women In PAC 2039, you may enteryourteamandmustdosoby next lpm Friday, Mar. 8* On the weekend of February 8 and 9 thirteen students from UW attended the 21st Annual Ontario Student Intmmiual Conference, hosted ;it Mohawk College in Hamilton Delegates of this conference were treated to a s&xi-fad dinner at the Royal Connaught Hotel where they stayed du% the amfegy~e .~. A guest speaker, Doug Avery, spoke on the benefits of participating in all that one can, in order to grasp and live Ufe to the fullest. Following thedinner,thewasadartcewiththe ,theme of ‘Be True To Your S&ool,“at whichI’mcer@inthec.hosenUWparticipants did us proud! Saturday consisted of a continental breakfast and seminaftthat focused onintfzu-nur& and other various topics that impact Campus Recreation Mohawk College is to be congratuIated

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The highly touted candidate-for freshman )f the year highbghted his credentials with wo unbelievable performances this past Neck against the tieth ranked McMastex hudeftand the fwst ranked WesternMusangs. on Wednesday, Sean scored 27points md had 16 rebounds in a 94-72 loss to the Marauders. He then followed up with a 49mint scorcher to lead the unherakled Narrioxs to a 102-99 upset over the number )ne ranked team in the country, the Western vfustangs. Sean now holds the UW record fcu he most points in a regular season game. These two performances made Sean the irst freshman to ever tin the OUAA West coring championship, and underscored his wing named to the First. Team OUAA West U-Star team as a freshman. He followed up vith 40 points in the Warriors’ 75-66 lo& to he Brock Badgers in Tuesday night’s quarter id pIayoff game.

SHERYL SLATERswimmtng The Utiversity of Waterloo b pleased to have selected Sheryl Sk&r as female athlete of the week. Sheryl hi&lighted a very strong seasonthis~tweekendattheowLAAchampinship. Sheryl set a new LM! record in $1e.4OOm indoormedley,shav@gafullfoursecondsoff of the old e on her way to a sixth place finish. In the 8OOm freestyle, Sheryl, also finished sixth as she mrded the third best time ever in UW’s history. Sheryl will complete her season at the ClAU championsNp at Dalhousie Utiversity inHalifaxth.isweekend

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.message was &t everyone there was pIMk!g~ However, _despite all, it was tmdo&&dly him who made the concert. A showman literally down to his ’ fingertipa, he enlivened the crowd who thmughout the support group (the Cave Dogs) hadstood static, only brieflycomingtolifeattheendofthe songs to clap. The atmosphere in the front rows was so chaotic that, at times, Burgess’performance on stage was obscured with security cunstantly pulling squashed scads onstage for safety, while sohe’ have of very drunklads wereshuffkd lying above the crowd from person to person, Burgess seemed a. bit miffed at this frum* time to time announcing a L m . . ata the .end of one song about cm@ that it ,m-agoodsong”LfyouaWvould have bloody heard it”.

And indeed most of their songs were. Their opener and biggest hit here to date ‘The Only One I Know" was simply brilliant, more energetic and powerful than the recorded vertion by far. The -_ _-same - is- true about I mm White Shirt” akhuugh BurgesS’ oft thecuffremazkswerehumorausin that he became alma a mop-head parodYQf=-twYaung-n “She laughed and fhen she did” he added none too successfully. “So what? 90 fucking what?!” It was sort of a hit or miss concert, The songs were either much better than the ones on the album &me FriertdIly in tams of playirtg or much wcme. However, the jangly psychedelic Beatles tinge. to the music was seen throughout. . A good concert,but the qestionis: did the band enjoy it? Burgess -

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In the midst of the inevitable @ma&c and academic doldrums of eaxly March, how can a UW student break the tedium? Bw jumping at theEloraGorgeisn’taviableoptionat this time of year. Duckhunt@On the., WageGreen might ‘cause a bii uf a _ ruckus. How about watching F&m Heterosemral L&a? Now thifs on& way to dissipate those mid-term biues and add a little sizzle@ the WW -r k&Ming and voyeurism aside, the Toronto’s Theatre’s Artistic DQectar David Bark has chosen the company% March43 peffcmnance at the Humanities Thea&’ to stage the canah’ premiere of Fipaen H-l. L&t& weu-known choreo@pher James Kudelka% latest creati Kudelkab r4cnowned fur his innovative and expressive treatment uf movement, as exhibited throughthenumerouswqkshehas created for L#s Grands Ballet Canadiem as the company% resident choreographer. Now, Waterloo has the rare oppurtunity to experience the unique genius of his image in dance as iftterpreted by one of Canada’s oldest’and most highly respected modem-dance companies, TUT. ZxKlal audiences have become well acquainted with the productions of the ,Toronto Dance Theatre. ltvo years ago, the City bf Warloo pre sented the trqupe’s outstanding holiday offer-ins Cuurt cfMmda, to appreciative reviews, and an enthusiastic audience.. The company’s critical acclaim ranges far beyond the environs ‘of Toronto, though. The Toronto Dance Theatre was the only North American modem-dance company to be invited to the 1988 Olympic Arts Festivd in Seoul. Obviously, these artists

maybe yg. He seems to love and be naturally good at M~ofking the arms outstretched above aowd,” head, hands joined and body moving in time to -the music. The rest of the band looked, frkn.kly, bored out of

their minds. They appeared only as four mute, mop-topped hair-cuts in nondescript clothes, leaving all the work to Burgess. However, the crowd did not mind, Burgess was more than entertaining.

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The KudeDca ,premiere will be complemented;by works by TUT’s inhouse choreographic talents. The seendgly enigmatic piecit~entitkd F&hi sguld cerbinly reveal the creativity and distinctiveness that that has earned dancer/resident chorTickets for the March 8 perforeographer Christopher House numerous distinctions and acclaims _ mance of the Toronto Dance Theatre are available at the Humanities ,as one of Canada’s choreographer’s Theatre Box Office and at the of promise. The evening’s fare will be Waterloo Showtime Box Office, rounded out by Sun&e, a work by Waterloo Civic Centre, Regina and Artistic Director David Earle which William Streets. takes a nostalgic look at the heroism

Afabulousandfuntimewashad by all Thiusday, St. Valentine’s Day at the “Peace and bve %tjP at the Huether Hotel, This was a CAWG (Co&ion against waf in the Gulf) spcmored fund raising event, The evening was filled with great music provided by local volunteer solo and group artists, with everything from rock to blues to folk. The evening ended up with the ever popular T&o Peasants” who are known for inspiring people (even at the Grad House!) to get up and dance. Rut this night peopie were up dancing long before the Techrtos arrived on stage. People boogied to ‘Freud’s Droids,“a musical ama&.rn that hails from the Psych departments of U of W and WLU. They got inspired. by the powerful a Capella voice of Pat Skinner, as well as Scott Marratto, “Jack” and various incarnations of “Idiot. savant.” One participant was quoted as say-

lot%ofpeol$eIknow,butthebest~ wasbeinginagroupsofilledwi$ positive enemy that you spo& tanecdy exchginge big smiles and Hellos with people you have never met before.” . The organizers were smiling too. I! was a-very successful fund raiser. & well as a small cover charge, there were raffle tickets, white ribbons ant buttons sold. Raffle prizes wen -donated by local busiiesses ant ranged from cinema v to T ,hilt9. CAWG,, is a campus and corn mynity based organization tha opposes the use of force in solving tht middle East crisis. They meet weekly Thursday evenings at the campu: centw and have various subgroup who do everything from orgtiing educational events, rallies and ’ mad-m to discussjng the philosophy of pegce. For more information visit thy CAWG booth in the campus centre OI leavea messageat 8881211 ext. 6018

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There b a ,md h film-w these days towad speed, toward editing a slew of vibrant images, so that & viewerhog& stand a chance d becoming bored. listen up: me. Lives ofQuincy Jonm is an example of visual and aural overload that results merely in fragmentation and loss of meaning the density of G&&zs, however, has the opposite effect, and is an outgrowth of Martin !3corsese’s enthusiasm for the%xAs of the trade. Animation is an area where there is a natural inclhation to pile on details andsurprisesthe format is short, and artists want to. get in as much as they can; at the same time, the medium is very much a part of the mesage. We watch cartoons as much to marvel. at what they accomplish technicaUy, vistudly, and conceptuaUy as to enjoy a story and characters.

attracted to the zonked, prostrate Sriowie because of a streak of net-. rop~inhim;also,~estereotypical &helm, he sees in her ‘a relationship he can hztndI&” The seven “dorps” are Hollywood agents and have names like “Sleazy,” “Creepy,” and "I'U-CaU-YOU" Eva the visual style exudes conternporaneity with its solid, neon liN!S againstab~~ck@Ound The realism of France’s computerh&d Skill h$b is stunning; directar Georges h Fiouffle actually bkmied live footage with CoMputer imagery in this’ segment about. objects on a mantelpiece. Two Cal&&a State University students, Mike 3 wellins and Mark Swain, created the tongue-in-check Space voyage 13ris ti Nd Frank’s Plavret by computer as well. A British submission by Peter Lord uses clay figures to bring an-old man’s World War II reminiscences to life. The protagonist of Warstory isadoddery, rambling interviewee trying to recall what it was like working in a warplane factory. This low-key piwe stands out bemuse it’s connected with the tedmiques and traditions of regular cinema, which sever&l . .

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thae udmatorsinsist i on” What I’m getting at here is that the 25 cattams coUected in Y’?ze 2’7zird At&nation Celebmrion do, cumulatively, frazzle you a little, and, same, all by themselves, frazzle you a Iot. But while I occasionally worry .about where this widespread scurry<%ng~~2-eadirt$$~joy &e wild, mlndboggling territory that these animators in&t on exploring. 5 Theprogrambeginswi&aren&tih of the US natiow anthem put together by 5 pzirticipants in .an animation workshop given by Skip Battaglia, a:professor at the Rochester institute of Technology. 27w Animated Stadpangled Banner features &ldllkiz drawings in pen and coloured pencil that exploit the appeal of those word puzzles we

used to do as kids, where the pichve suggests a word and we build the phce hm there. A'fifth grade choir sings the lyrics. . Snowk and the Seven Corps is a funny, ultra-modeq American version of the fairy-tale by professiod animators and longtime coIIaborators Candy Ku@ and Vincent Car&IL They use pop psychology to reinterpret the characters: the Prince is

lone in a cartmn,“he~ says. ‘That’s what cartoons are for.” Few of these shorts wouid be ‘attractive to s which is good for@inatio~asan;BrfworthyofaduIt esteem, but bad for kids, whose animation experience is in need of overhaul. Children’s’ books are becoming respected, (Canada itself has a he industry blossoming) -and. talented illustrators are applying themselves to picture books, but there is no paralle1 in children’s &irtoons. A IO-minute Russian Selection in the Celebration, based on Dr.’ Seuss’ book ?&h&k the Big-Hearted Mooz, shows the dir&ion reforms could take.’ Qirector Alexei Karaev has paid carefui attqntion to storyt& ing values-in presenting the satire about greedy woodland loafers moving into a moose’s antlers and taking greater and greater advantage. of $6 ungulate’s gentle disposition &tmev combines visual and. atic ingenuity with a clean nariative focus, but beyond that, Afexander Fetmv%oil-on~~~arejust plain IPrgeous. Sincethisisafestivaltisecur@~ a wide range of ingredienb is the me of the game, the w Muded vary in their qlldity. Thdim-up sports creations from ItaIy, switHungary, and zerland, czecho6b~, thou~ AmericaI’ pmch.l~ is predominaint. The lane $Ianadian contribution, $hfie lQ?fMs Amonulity Sk&v-, is, a-mikUy entertaining fable about consumerism add&ion, aztd conforniityi but e, facile and not pretty to look at Meanwhile, the U.S. films have some disappointments, among theni Bill. Plympton’s 772e W-n, WhitZtt is scrambled, futile and lqs enjoyable tfrsln his 25. Ways to Quit Smoking. from laSt year’s CMebdio~ and Jtib S&MU% I&fading Room, like* inferior to his contribution to the 2nd (Coodnight NiwCelebration ma.. &txhigh Milton) -it’s ~0 tedious we ever&aye time to resent the fact shadows do not shift when bodies move. But these cartoons have not been buC theyke inore like p&Eve, as the pinnacle of rw&hk b&@s; there’s a !sc.dinm to represented achievement in the field The flyer them. This Iwk, as well as the highly distributed at screenings actually charged, high4ecibeI atmosphere, film subreminds one of Ralph Bakshi’s style in makes an open call‘for missions, promising “5096 of the prothe ‘short-lived Mighty Mouse do their remake on Saturday morning TV. fits.” Several fd.mmak& SmalI wonder, since Kricfalusi did in animation specifically for this kind of fact work at M&i’s studio. Rut Kc-1 showcase.Kricfalusihasa@ntwhen falusi has a bold vulgarity all his own.’ he confides: “I want to see the day ‘The weirdest things can only be’ when animated cartoons are again an&tom in this compendum ignore. Lord’s shots are composed, lit, and edited with ,an eye to the ptentialities of fi.k Although American - artist John Kricfalusi has cl&med, “I don’t want to be an ‘iiependent animator. I want to make caftoons foqmple to see and enjoy," his Ren Hiwk & Simpy in ‘Big House Blues’: is far from mainstream Rricfalusi got into the field after assiduously studying Warner Brothers cartoons; the influence is evident in the ironic, disd, enchanged tone of the film’s very black humour, and in the way the backgrounds manage to reflect the charters’ psychobgical St&p3 (which can be summed-up as “unwell”) Ren, Hock and Stimpy are meant to be, 6’

made for human beiqp, no# for network executives, parent groups or I film festivals.” IImer, he’s talking about an ideal world In this one,. -forums.& The 3rd&im&.on

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bequeathed so much to Western chdizatioi True, &man society was more a clearing-house of j other 4’eo+s’ ideas i- the Komans dy developed one genre of w&ing (satire), their sculpture and art was &ri~&v~, Fto& philosophy nonexistent, and so on - but they efficiently w&t about building a solid arid enduring foundation for peatie, the highly praised Pax Romana. It was this peace, this relative calm that&3stedforwelloveracentury,that allowed for the spread of Roman influence, and w&h that, ‘Roman tion, cdmge, laqwqe,

people, and mtoms; Thou& the Remans were eventually supplanted from W&em Europe m the ti century, these things that they brought8 and subsecluently left behind were, quickly assumed by the scattered indigenous wple in Europe, forming the gFotind-work for the modern nations that we have today.. . Colleen McCullough’s most reent l%e First Man In Rome, does not get near this far in time. Indeed, it o&pans from 110 BCIto 100 BC, a mere eleven years. But it was these Nobel,

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eleven years that dictated the times to come. G&s Maxius - a despicable man inmanyhistorytexk-wasto become consul (prime minister) six times within those eleven years. McCullou& in this historical novel, presents MakiLl! syrnpathetically, almost ha@ographi&y., To. her, M&us saved Rome, and 1 tend to agree. Yet,manyhisto*nschargeMarius with the,heiriouxrime of destroying the Roman Republic, thAt period of timeinRome&erthereignofthe kings and rior to the rule of the of .caesarsi TK ese three ditiions Roman history are chiefly political. In the Republic, Rome and all its territories were effectively ruled by the Senate, and the consul - being a member of that body - led it. Marius essentially did two things to collapse the Republic: he opened up the army’ to the proletariat -, and successively (and success~y) soufijht the con.suh chaii election after election. Before Marius changed the admission policies, the Roman army was only open to lancled citizens. The theory went that after their service was completed, they would quietly go back to their property and not threaten the state. This policy led to all sor& of problems, and McCullough well elucidates them within her novel. Maxius bent the election rules completely out of shape: the man who became consul had to wait a period of years before he could run ag& this was to prevent dictatorship. h4arius totally ignored this on the basis that this rulewas custom only, and not inscribed in ‘any table of laws1 The facts supported him, though thespirit did not. Thus, Mdus brou&t crashing down two of the most sacred cows of the Republic. (However, it was Julius tiesarwhoputthefinaiknifeinthe Republic, about Seventy years later.) But what good did Marius do? Plenty. He brought to a close a most destructive and immoral m in Nu&dll (Northern Africa), and removed the threat of German invasion for centuries to come. The former was his crowning achievement, and is what McCullough deals with the most in the novel. hWullough’s Matis is no powercrazgd provincial who is bent on shaping the- face of Rome in his image; instead, he becomes a man genuinely concerned with thepreservation of Retie, a man ready to smash through the barriers of custom in order to do so. In McCullough’s hqxls; Marius save Rqme, not just from the crazed, drunken, frenzied Germans, but from Rome itseif.

And this truly is the theme of he1 novel. Rome was run by men whc were totally motivated by the p&l ethic. Roman provincial governon were notorious for goss e+oitatiar of their province, and this was prac tidly encouraged by the way they sd up their government, and @oomed their young men. One senator in tit book’ actually has thousands ti Roman soldiers killed in order to gel pgessbn of a fabulous amount ol - and this is historical fact Mariusstepsinandtri~torightallo~ this; he sees that in the hands of such ’ men, Rome is doomed. The b&k-bone of her novel is the plot, a‘truly fantastic plot that can lo gleaned in any text book on Roman history. Her major events (and n-tosl minor ones too) ;dre directly from thy Roman time line; she does not play fast and loose with any events. But it is still a novel. The way heI . characters act is her creation, though

they are firmly rooted in the proand when she makes totype, ai3sumptions, or takes any poetic license, she informs the reader in her ample 113 page Glossary/ Pronunciation Guide, Fkhaps the most interesting aspect of rrZe First Man in Rome is McCullough% treatment of Marius’S and Lucius Cornelius Sulla’s relationship. Sulla and M@us became bitter enemies in times to come, but within the eleven year span of the book she treats them as confidantes, though not quite as friends. This treatment, of course, is her own doing and there is no hard evidence to suggest that they got along at all In fact, many historians claim that Sulla tried to take the credit for ending the war in Numidia. But McCullough was troubled - she explains - by otherwise inexplicable events that occurred wherever Marks and Sulla went together, so she put forth the confidante h othesis. YK e First Man, in Rome is a great book, easy to read regardla of knowledge of Roman history. McCullough ,combines f&ithful h$innovative thinking# and tory, immense sch&rship with the pen of a popular novelist, producing ir mustnw. Salve.

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Stacey in.Wotlderland .. .Canadian-ness come home. Frie!nd of My Youth Alice MWVV McClelland & Stewart Inc., Pages

bystaceyLobin Imprint Btaff * I’ve been given license t0 be aS obnoxious and irrelevant s, I want to be, ~0 Ill get right to it. I’m goingto tell a completely pointless Story, So if YOU don’t want to read ic you can scoot on

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spiaualwufur Sam Diumotid Black ,Rose Boo+, 292 pages ‘Z”

The superficial bedroom antics of a few electric preachers have already become last year’s monologue material We all laughed at their hypocritical self-righteoukess, their exploits expose4 but then, we turned the channel and moved on to some&k ing new. What we failed to see hidden behind the buffoonery are the dqerous connections the Christian Right has with various political and governrnerktal bodies. Thw ties are

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the grist for DiAmond’s book as she explores not only who influences whom, but the political implications that are now part of the Christian Right’s belief system. Diamond delves into a world of complex relationships of political and theological diversity which comprises the Christian Right She uses their own words, sighting many of their publications, to reveal their agenda of influencing the government’s f&e&n and military policies. Not concerned, as most Live observers are, with the Christian Right “taking over,” Diamond concentrates her efforts on just how

much damage this ‘hidderi’ agenda . has done to academic freedom, sexual and xwid equality, and the pro& pects for pmgremive reforms in government policies concerning foreign affairs and the mili&uy. The connections and intimate contact that Christian broadcasting. political lobbies and missionary grou@ have to the wide arena of wwer blocks, ir&ding the White House, white supremacists, the M~~nies, the\ South American Death squads, and arms manufacturers are tenifying in their immensity, if not their ability to corrode human freedom.’ ’ The book rea$s smoothly and has no Eller. Each page contributes to the staggering forty pages of notes in which are found the second great attribute of the ttst, it is a source of UnparalIeled information on the ChristianRightasitexi&today,inall its -compIexiti~ The’ twentye index is concise and most heIp P as well. More importantly are the notes, which Malogue source6 of infm tion that are not only out of public eye but out of public mind. Most of the texts cited are ones that most of us on the outside would speculate even exist, hence making th& list valuable for anyone else to try and examine. One

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* So I read Friend qfMy Youth. (this - isn’t the review either; last paragraph, I tev you) all in one afternoon. I just couldn’t put it down. I laughed, I cried, I got a funny tan on my legs. This collection of short stories is com, paling and forceful;’ some of the stories are l&e rgad accidents - you ju& gotta slow down and look, and - otheis are just simply delightful. Munro is a msisterful short-story teller; her poignant and thoughtful treatment of people and their relationships result in tender, lovely tales.

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down a few paxagragra hs to the very l&t one - just look Por Fm’end of&@ Youth in italicised type. For the rest of you, let’s get on with my story. My mother took my sister and I to tie Turksand ;caicos islands for read-

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impossibility to discuss one aspect of the .Christian Right without going into many other areas of its activity. Thishappens~usebfthefarrahg: ing implications of the particular beliefis that are held, which range from *matic post-millenial pretribulationists to born again premillenial post4ribulationists. These, and other select language em loyed by the Right, are e@aine B quite clearly in a handy five page @Q-YThis complexity creates a problem for any kind of comprehensive overview of the tat, but then I have always despised those readers who glean the depth

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a tract that deals

with its breadth. Suffice to say that this is a comp’rehensive and valuable work on what the Right is up to ;md what they have in store for the rest of US and the world. Don’t m&this fziscinating read, it will leave you with a bitter and scary taste but don’t let it render yod incapable to react to it.

kM.ful$lace, all fine white sand and turquoise water.. . and hot, damn ‘hot.Itwasniceandrelaxingtoo relaxing, in facL There’s absolutely nothing to do. The place to go for action was our own hotel, and the disco was deader than Fed fIall on a Wednesday night (or any night, for the matter). It’s a good thing I toolq some books along, or I’d have been bored outta m-y sku.lL~ . Soletmesetthesceneagain: island hot, Can+ cold. Bask, bask, bask

This is the last paragraph, for those of you who want a review. Friend of My Youth - a boffo book Buy it.

* that’s alI I could do. Bask and read, that is. One of the books I’d taken with y me &as (surprise, surprise) Friend of ; My Youth (thisisn’tthereviewpart,so S scoot doti to the last paragraph pIease, you miserable cretins who don’t want to hear my story). As I readit,however,Ifound myselfinaplacably ‘i&g for q home country, deepin 9, eth&sofabitterwinte~... thy k&fully evocative descriptions of &e Ottawa V&y d eastern Ontario, ~+hnds gentI?, u+que \

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I wed to et&age my absuhb~~m~ as an outdoor s&q&m which -a ntusi~eg~~ot was pumpinputmueha~ of a qe@xidat new ~titu 0 tn-zn&d audknce (Jaz Coleman, lead singer df Killing Joke) Killing Joke are massive. Not in ‘size - they’re as tall as you and I, and quite fit Not in number - there’s only four of them, regardless of huw they’recounted.No,~Jokeare~iveinthat~ey~ateasoundurd-. queandpowenEultfieyproducesomethingyouwouldnZwanttocallaproduct, no more than you would want to call them a machine. On Tuesday, March 5, Toronto’s RPM club will host what some consider the greatest rock n’ roll’experience on the planet ed what some regard as the best comedy value for your dollar, So, those that have heard the Jqke either despise or droolingly adore them (see LP review ori p.29 for some of the latter). Regardless, one thing the Joke are not is mediocre. Promoting theit new alExtremitim, airt and tiriow &p& Emotions as well as celebrating their twelfth year, The Beast Is &ck, to provide us with a curious and compelling soundtrack of cruel images for war* time and for the soiled new world. And yes kids, rumour has it that “Love L&e Blood” is back in&e set, list,

A grim ti.ma with the’queen Of dine* *

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by Stacq Lobh Imprint staff

TkOld C’on~emptibl~ is tie spanking brand new effort from American wrier Martha Grimes, The Old Conlern@bles marks Grimes’ latest mystery novel fea&ing.Su @tendent Richard Jury, bndon t? ID, and his aristmtic side kick Melrose Plant. Grimes continues to employ her fine writing skills and ingenious twists of plot; Fqland and all its trzq#ne continue to provide the backdrop for her, not-so-conventional murder mysteries. The excellent writing and plot are certaidy up to par with Grimes’ earlier novels; however, tiy elements of Z%e Old Contem~tibi~ are disappointing when compared to her earlier work. New readers of Grimes ‘will have absolutely no idea-what I’m talking about, so I suggest that you STOP READING THIS REVIEW RIGHT NOW. Mark your place. Read every Grimes book you can get your hands on (except Send Bygrave& which isn’t-a fury book at all - but check it out though, it’s pretty interesting), grid then &tarn to this self-indulgent exercise in nit-pi&g an.dallL Ready? Ho@y. ] The old Cmreniptibks, upon ti m was as exciting and interestiig as &the other:‘Sq&ntendent Jury n&ls~~Ho+evti, after deep re@c&n and squl-searching (not q, it 23eems that the formula is wearingabitthin.Innowaydoesit match tie, out-of-control exuberance of ?he Old Grimes’ previous Y book I find myself mildly irritated With some bf the characters, eSpe&lly the’ minor ones; there is ample evidence that they are turning into brjn& ineffectual parodies of thernselyes. The unfortunate thing is that several minor players were nmint to mock and ‘exaggerate huinan foibles - the caricature of the craricatures becomes tiresome. T&e Marshal Tm-eblood, for example: The eccentric hng Fiddleton antique dealer’s obsession with iumani finery is a worn-out joke. 1am thin&l, however, that Plant’s outrageously insensitive and greedy L

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Aunt Agatha is mention@ only in passing, for the joke has gone much toofarinhercase.. Grim~hasalsostartedtakingher readership for granted; if you would Grinus, do not like to start m ’ start with this bo Y Themare too

breasingly intiverted and solitary life would indicate that he no longer needs a side kick to play the s-t man.Inf&t&nosteverychamcterin the book plays muted roles; the dings of Racer and wailings of W&ins are down played, wen half-

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n&y in-jokes and unexplained facts in TheOldContmptibks,which is one of the problems of sustaining the same characters over the span of several novels: the author takes it for granted that his or her readers will know all the charactand.&derstand their mind+ I remember reading Nancy &ew and 27~ Z%ree Inwti@Wm (I’m a my&q reader from waaaay back) and skipping over tie first few paragraphs in every book, because they were the same establishing &ts over and over again, Of course, it would be difficult for Grimes to do tie same with her novels, given the depth and complexity of her charact&, who are not merely tools for the plot. Indeed, I’d rather read a mystery novel in which the characters think, reason, and feel as people instead of merely functioning as detectives and criminals; however, the lack of contextual information in this book makes it di&ult for new readers to start with 7i4e Old Con~m$ibZeq. SO DohIT READ’ THE ONE FIRST. Start with Man with a Load of Mischit$ The Jury/Plant team seems to be on the decbne, as far as effectiveness and interest goes. Melrose plant has in many ways exhausted his purpose - as a helper and, more importantly, a confidante to Jury. His presence in the novel is far more distracting than useful...perhapsitistimeforJuryto strike out on his own His

hearted. Jury should definitely gii it alone. Jury himself is increasingly tortured and trammeled. Love and selfdoubt play major roles in his life; he’s unlucky in love and ahvays in doubt. Jur@ already tenuous hold on his sanity and will to live takes an awful battedng in this book, One wonders just how much heartache a simple mancantake.YouknowwhatIthink? (You probbly don’t care, but I’m going to tell you anyway) Martha Grimes should get together with P.D. Jam~andcollaborateonashortstory or book in which Jury meets Adam Dalgliesh, another Scotland Yard superin@dent They can wallow in misery, together and die premature deaths. That’s an awfully extreme and cold-heart4 suggestion, but I can’t take much more of this doom-andgloom. Finally, I’d like to comment on the general tone of hopelessness and despair that ends 77ze Old Cm&mpibla, a@ a Jamesian signature. Nowhere is there written any rule that says an author mutt end his or her novels on a happy note, but it does grate on my nerves when novel after novel leaves me wonder& if Jury is one step closer to killing hiiself and ending his miserable introspection. But really, I must stop ranting. Don’t give up on Grimes; things can’t possibly get worse.

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. . . NO! Eleven. That’s right, I host forgot that Paul Done, Imptint’s Blustrious leader>was accmpanied by a companion <who rea& liked rap music. Necessary accoutrements in place, the stage was set for an ensuing onslaught by the act Creem ma@.ne once dubbed “the Sex Pistols of porch music.” . 8 k& Stomp begins in fine foam with the fbt three tracks inducing a $tomp so intense that my testicles were in danger of being tattooed w@h the imprint of my very own soles. All seemed to be &ii well. It would be a matter of minutes before the spineless sewer rats inhabiting the murky realm of our underground would emerge to attempt to ulre;ik havoc cajun deep-fqied, upon our moonshine, potatq sack hatenanny.

Sb they complained about the noise. They said we were carryin’ on, dotistupid sh& That was the afternoon the landlord arrived with the God awful cheap purple carpet for the inner sanctuary of our Mecca, the hid room. We& well, if those missqueal$rs dkOPiC an&Social thought they were on a one-way highway to peace and quiet, I was supremely confident that I’d have them out buying NyquiI in bu& quantities before the week was nothing but a memory. The Ground war

This dream I relutitly concede, to be realized. Unbeknownst to us a& those yellow-bellied, lily-livered, scaly-tailed guttersnipes. were ‘not home. To make matters , worse, the f&h track, “Shannon Love Biscuit” uncharacteristically mellow, yet still powerful, was responsible for injecting the dreaded lethal dose to my dream shindig. The label on the bottle of poison read: Sedation. 1 Surprisingly, the rest of the album maintains basically that lethargic speed, but never loses intensity, infection, and passion Uniik~ the first (mini)alburn White Dirt, 8 Tick Stomp is less acoustically haph, opting for. a more polished atmosphere, produced once again by Michael Stlpe (of REM fame) but this time in collaboration with blues legend WiIlie Dixon. 1’11refrain from cmunenting on w&h of the t$vo styles I prefer, bwauw I feel that the m?w album is mdre of a dipession rather than progression (or ?egression for that matter). The resulting truth finds an incongruence in cornlxuing both efforts. ‘. Sf~lbtkally, the Chidasaw Mudd

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9iZ%g;f:: tEfT-%;;: smokin’ follow up to their debut Tomahawk, white Dirt. It was a Thursday evening. It was not a cold evening or damp evening. In fact, it was an evening not unlike. . . this very evening. There was something sinister permeating the stagnant air. It was not something that could ~iIybepeggedJike...we&ummm~ . . clothes. It seemed to be fate, it had to be fate; all signs seemed to point ‘to vindication for an injustice incurred. Thursday Was also the night I pu&hased 8 Track Stomp - Victory was certain? It must bej@nted out that there is alegal Km&to *e amount of people alkydin our humble abode at any or& time. That,, magical numkr is ei&Tugiveyouan&aofjusthow reizkles8 I felt &at fa&fUl Thursday, c@nmit, 1 went ahead and invited ten

Puppies embrace a wide and varied influences range of music@ amalgamating blues, c&try, rock and rockabilly. Acknowledged mu&

cal influences include Tom Waits,. Muddy Waters, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and would you betieye (gulp), Ted I%sgezk

please all f&m young to old, rich to poor. What I admire about the Mudd Pupps, is the reluctance they had about ever marketing their raw, pure, musical passions. Bo@ Lps in no way pander to the maws, constantly challgnging the listener to explore different forms of music, vocaIly and instrumentally. Hell, ‘this is a band known to use washboards, logs, sheet metal, cow beUs, an old popcorn bucket punched with nails (for “snare” effkct), and almost anything else you can think of, as the arsenal for instrumentation. To list the stronger tunes on the( album would read a perfect facsimile of the track listing insert. The one bone of cpntention I picked rgarding WGteDirrreferred t0 the length of the album (just over 22 minutes). This problem, I am pleased to reveal, has duly been alleviated. 8 Euck Stomp is a respectable 36 minutes. Well, the party’s over, the furniture is -back in place and that cheap ugly carpet is now’ differentJ deeper shades of purple (at least in places). My venomous quest for vengeance has been rendered impotent, but I salvage solace in the m&k, yet comforting l-wledge that h my possession is ‘91’s kickass album of the year.

extent they were; but for the most part they were not. 1

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raidaboutchoking?” was guaranteed acclaim ‘due to the untimely demise of The Housemar-. tins, of which Beautiful Southern Paul Heaton and Dave Hemmingway were members. Everyone picked up their album to see if they were the next logical extension of the par7 ticuIar kind of magic which The Housemartins conjured up in their two albums and countless singles (which we all compiled into the excellent And now that’s what 1 call qutie @ double album). To some

Paul Heaton has continued his cultural vignettes of British society on Choke. ‘Tonight I Fancy Myself” continues the drinking at the pub motif which the Housemartins/Beautiful South have honed to a fine art. The single “A Little Time” is an affront to every torch/love song genre wherein couples are always doomed to b$ together because this duet ends in permanent separ&on for the song’s cwple. In an interesting bit of continuity Choke includes the song “I Hate You (But You’re Interesting)” ‘which is a follow-up to one of last album’s highlights “I Lave You (But You’re Boring)“; however, unfortunately this song is lacklwtre in corn zirison Most of the songs on Cho K e are somewhat disappointing: That is not to say the songs are not good but they have the potential for so. much more and they fail to live up to their potential. This album is extremely short, In these days of CD maxi-singIes whose, tQkd playing time nears sixty or seventy minutes, a supposed -mlength album which totals thirty some minutes fails to satisfy especially since you have to pay. full length album prices (which is becoming an increasingly hefty sum). Choke’contains all the witticisms which helped define the Housemartins and made Welcome to the Beautiful South an enjqyable listen but fails to reach the heights of these past offerings. It continuesthe ironic social commentary which we have come to expect from Paul Heaton but it pales in comparison to the cutting commentary of “Sitting on a Fence” or even “Have You Ever Been Away?“. Over all Chuke is a mediocre offering. Mediocre is fine but compared to the quality of this year’s new releases thus far; mediocrity should not be championed but rather admonished. Dare I say the Beautiful South chokes with Choke?

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I love this record. Gm &G&is the G.xst album of 91 that ha!3 compelled me to play it over and over again, from start to finish and finish to Start.

Of course, that is not enough to write. Ideally, I coyJd just leave it at that, btit ‘1 love it” will not necessarily convince even my&se& friends that Green Mind is a great album No, I’m afraid there are certain standard practices which must be applied in a record review, no matter how tedious and familiar they have become. So here goes. L~**o~~*=**9~l~~*l~loD=*~*~*,.**. The ‘hrlmorical” approach. 1 In the ’80s there were two main waves of American indie guitar rock One was the jingle jangle jingle sound made huge by RE.M. and imitated by scores of others, like Guadalcanal Diary. The other was the clenched-fist, buzzing roar typiried by the spawn of MiruGp6lis (Replacements, Husker Du, Soul A!3ylum).

PyFaulDone tmprint staff Considering the phenomenal unmt of careful and worthwhile :ompilations and reissues that have ~preparedoverthepastcoupleof rears, it is inevitable that some patcages will be ilkonsidered and mdly-strwtumi; Talkin’ Blues is ;uch a compilzition. While the~music zontained *thin is price& live and mviously-unreleased &udio material, the organization of he Lap, with interview clips sandwiched betweeneach track, robs blkin’ Blues of continuity and unity.

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More recent US guitar ba’nds have favoured a looser, more freeform Style. sonic Youth, for instance, worship the guitar, but in a way that is “experimental” and sometimes meandering. A similar, but I think better, band is Dinosaur Jr. Guitars, guitars, guitars, used in ways that are unconventional but rarely less than effective. Probably the first great guitar band of the ’90s. (If you don’t like that one, substitute your own equally stupid and shortsighted pronouncement) Since the re&e of, their last w Bug, it’s been a tumultuous couple of years for -ton’s Dinosaur Jr. They released a few cover tunes, ’ -g f?om terrible -(Neil 2Young’s ?!iTta Love”) to 1brilliant (The, Cure’s rust like Heaven”). They’ve had personnel conflicts to the extent that mainman J. Mascis kickd everyone else out of the band, aleough old drummer Muxph does turn up ona couple of Green Mtiq tracks. M&cis warmed up for the next Dinosaur: project b,’ producirig B&on u andcomers Buffalo: Tom. And ,rllall y, Mascis signed to a rrirxjorcla&$ WEA Recgrds, abandoning SST and pmpting fears of “sellout” in his fans. They needn’t have worried. Gm Mind soux$s to be the best thing Dinosaur Jr has yet released. Altho’ it is basically- a Maqck solo project, he ha6 recruited a few friends to help him out, most notably New York City’s underground all-star Don Fleming. ’

It kicks off with The Wi$go,” whichfirstsawthelightofdayasan extremely rare single last year. A @at rackin’ song, popped up 8 l$tle bit by Fleming’s lilting ‘@u WCWEt see me’: background vocals. Itb the obvious standout track on the LP, and while it’s not quite as anthemic as the band’s previous masterpiece :‘Freak Scent” (1989), it is on the whole probably ‘S better song.

J. Ma& Fough Marley is, perhaps, best a& i&y known for later period work such as likodis, Upting, or Co@~Nuti~ti ‘(and singles “Jam. their whopping ‘,” “Could you be loved?,” a”d ‘&o Soldier,” res ‘vely) a Talkin’ Bha do&ments r @ period when Marleyand the Wtiers were jWtbegimi@toseetheirbrilliance gain acqtance beyond the shores d Ja Mek Ya Seven of the eleven’ &ngs on the albGm are km a’live,set. broadcast from the studios of KSAd in San Francisco in &t&r 1973, after the Wailers had been booted of!f the Sly and the Ftiy Stone toq allegedly for upMging the headline* ’ Another tridc, an epic .-sevenminute live reading of “I Shot the Sheriff,” is taken from’the same twonight stand at bndon’s QQ~..:~Ballroom that prodw+he ep~fi& LP. The last liwie ate out-takes from the 1974 Nclrry had sessions. .;- ,+@ Unfortunately, the co Iii LP has chosen to in&d6 c@$s ffom a 1975 interview with &qb between the track of the LP. Thus, thou@ the nyaterialhas beenexcellentl selected and squencd to lltlake TQr kin’%~~ feel united and complete. Each time one feels a groove building we m intempted by up to two minutes of intentiew clip. Though the inclusion of the interview is admirable and enlightea it might best’havb been added (and kept intact) at the end of theLP,alldwingthelistenertochoose to (or’ not to) listen to it rather than bein forced to listen to if every time the s burn is play4575 For the most part, the selections are Mter-known nuggets from the Marley pen like “Get up, Stand up,” and ‘Rastaman &apt..” One unreleased gem has found it% way onto the LP! “&a-do,” an mfiriished love song from the Natty _ ,

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somehow find their way into his songs. “Water,” ‘Muck,” and “Puke and Cry” all’ooze around the tumtable like creatures spawned from some primordjal gwp. “Flying Cloud” scurries and scampers; the lcjvely, acoustic “I Live for That Look” floats like scum on a pond. The guitars are everywhere, fluid, viscous, and layered. They flop on top of each other and bleed everywhere. Mascis ---is a six-string *_ _. serial_ killer, and Gm Mind’s vinyl is his htest victim. However, the guitars tend to obscure Mascis’great vocals, which lie down

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1. Hussein must accept retuning role as Klingon corr imander on q “Star Trek: The Next Generation”’ I ~~~~&bAll Unused SCUD missles to be sold on Home 1 Shoppir : ~~. 1-1 4.4 ,: I NeIwork 3. Robin Leach to tour Hussein’s bunker on “Lifestyles of the Rich I-.. Y I . b and famous” 4. Oil spill to be cleaned up by the Republican GIlard - with their toothbrushes - 3. Hussein must sing- “God B&s America” in Baghdad h U karaoke bar % A.*.‘.“:

Dread session is more proof Of the legend. From the KSAN session, the backto-back .“SBurnin & Lmtjd” and “Kinky Reggae’ are the peak, cqturhg the 03igi.d Wailers, including peter Tosh, Joe Higgs, and the &rrett brothers sounding as powerful and good as they ever did An enjoyable rarity is theTbsh vocal on “waik the Proud Land.” . . St& the interviq clips would otherwise be an, essential document of the their early 70s peak, before pletely grabbed the Eative

mar what absolutely Wailen at Bob cornreins.

. zv=wa” Enigma is living up to its name. Whether theyare a band or merely an individual remaiq unknown. The track listings give credit to Curly M.C., F. Gregorian, and David F&tein (whb does this guy think he is kidding...‘!D&vid gairstein” what a ridiculous name). Despite these names, IzuI1our has it that Enigma is actually an unnamed German record producer. I love mysteries, The band was tit

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“sadness”) became an instant club hit. Now the song is in regular rotation on the ‘station’s music nation” and is all over the airwaves. “Sadeness” (which is pronounced ‘sadness”) has been labelled everything from sex music right through to $isco-gregorian hip hop. If you are not famiiiar with the

single it is a mixture of gregorian drumchMts(li0ns)’ funky beats(tigers),’ melancholy piano&ears), and sensual whispers(oh my!). On the full length album “Sadeness” (which believe it or not is pronounced%adn&~ is a cornponent of a larger work entitled “The Principles of Lust” (which 1uEkily for us is pronounced just as it is spelled). ’ The rest Of the album flows from the same vein that yielded ‘Sadness”. More sultry whispered Fmch lyrics over a beatbox rhythm with the occ.&o~ g+oMCbnt thrownin tar atmospheric enect. overall the album is fme. Fine for backgrowd music. A kind of Barry White for the nineties. The idea to sample gregorian chants is a great one; however, the other’versions of “Sadeness” which include u ale and industrial mixdowns o r the song work much better than the mellow and lusty version which appears on the album.

L&le is known about Enigma. A year from now this album will be an enigma in your record collection. It is good and is somewhat of an anoqaly; yet after continuous playing of “Sadeness” on AM109, I wonder how well it will be received.

anguish of the thir4 aqd the shine of theirfifth,and... (whatthehell,throw in the .second and four&) mix it all together and you hav&his, theJCiWg -

dezsifwe’re”sobusytryingtomakea living, we forget about living.” Drenched in sweat, we’re only five minutes in. Kudos to the sleeve de$gner for transfothe yen, Pound and Dollar symbols into a ‘YES” collage thigt skirts along our subliminal borders. We then get a bit of humour w&h a teasing commercial offering “juicy steaks for only $1.35 a pcnmd!“, Then the “feather the nest and fuck the rest” mentality is railed aga@t in “Age Of Greed/ an outstanding whiplash compmion of their eleven-minute live tipus. TheFslowsbrkflyduringthe intro of ‘The Beautiful Dead,” another attack and another direct hit music and pop -thistimtimeon culture itself. Jaz Tas to dance &fore crushing us with almost orchestral %milarly, waves of noise. ‘Mti~” begins with a queer pipsqueaking of ele&onic hoop bops,whichare$lickiyes&tedinto sonic cacophony by the band - think of a friendly tennis match tumir@ ugly when both sides suddenly trade their racquets for howitzers. Actually, Jaz is constantly ridiculed by the press, what with his obsessions span-

ningfrom the o&t to mind-control, he’s often dismissed as a “rock nutter.” When backed up by the. beast, however, Jaz comes to embody the T-1 head of a truly awesome. creature. Within the glorious noise.there is a. during an insane two hays last sumde&h4 anguish over manmer, the development oftiit& . . strange kind’s self-destruction. ‘titravenous” . has also witnessed some of the most labours over the poison being injecsignificant developments in world ted deep inside mother earth’s veins. history - for instatnce, Jaz recorded ~TrevOrBliG ‘%&de The Termite Mound” pan” SongstFom the r/ictoriou.s City with the Lmprintstaff ders a harrowing subterranean exisCairo Symphony Orchestra and tence while “Solitude,” “Slipstream,” According to Jaz Cohnan, Anne Dtdley (Art Of Noise), hai a and “Struggle” all conv&ingly pc& zxlmnities... is the fmt Killing Joke nervous breakdown, broke up the trayanoptimism which trancends the album since 1985’sNight Z’lme.Witha band and finally, re-formed it. Ha ha more obvious terrors. ‘Time means rave of his hand he dismisses h2hha! nothing to me anymore . , . twenty ?righter Than A 7lzousartd Suns and The return of Raven on bass and. years qgo and yesterday . , . all the ?utskkIkGuteas works which were t the inclusion of Martin Atkins (ex-pil same to me.” “Slipstream” sees Jaz nherently,not borne of The Joke, and Ministry) enhance the ever-present expanding his P&theistic attitudes hould have’remained separate pronucleus of Geofdie and Jaz. These across the tini&trea~~ effectively ects. Duringtheir’89tour Jaz dodged four figures fuse the blazing sunsets, removing himself from the stream he &act that their live set totally .apocalyp& mpfires and celestial and emphasising w tiineless spirit. pored these two U?B, saying “we’re &mes; they are indeed creature+ of We conclude .with “Strug#e,” a 3cusing more on the new stuff.” Last fire. Reaching into the heart of the ,summation of the &fects $. y@vjng ummer, a boxed set of their earlier infem0$hey&22e, squeeze, and with your whole life to a sin&:*” we albhs was- released entitled Phlgging into an alternating t&nqIIil/ The Incomplete Killing Joke,” y it a simikk wave of the hand, scatter their crushed’ emb& into a world rumbling current, KJ manifest eems The Joke are intent on, once where confusion and apathy reign. polarityanditstru$rs.Aforce~ . @in,shakingthetreetoseewhat Of the eleven molten splinters that yet felt, a neW, neresSary element 3tten limbs hall off. It’s a shamei compose tie $xty-five minutes, the fmged through sound, Killing Joke fiy zally# but they are a band obsessed first track, the single “Money Is Not their banner int6 the ninetiks producrith the present and future - I’m uur cod”,drives all anti-materialist ing tiot only their best aUn.un ever, but I Are they will continue to re-write sliver deep under the skin. Amidst quite simply one of the best albums nd re-contextualize their history. the churnings bf the rhythm section ever. In any case, their latestincarnation and the incessant fire alarms, Georm them at their mostferocious and die’s guitar detonates into a chaotic evastating. First, capture Jaz at his Metallica w6uldlop their arms off lost a&ulate, then tal;e the mw din to harness. jaz urges: “life expressed ttensity of their first album, the in matter is a blasphemy” and woni i

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singing ‘Ymagine,” cdmpkte with falsetto. “A thirst for the Hun, we were food for the gun And that’s what you are when you’re soldiers.” &g&h! Mr. IGlm@ster, what were you tYhink@?

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Yes, oh yes, the granddaddy of zavy metal, the loudest band ever )m, is back You’d think that :mmy, approaching pension age, c&d have to have throat cancer by ~w. Then again, how would YOU

Two more feeble and misguided attempts at bailads, “bve Me Forever” and “Nightmare/The Dreamtime” are a-t as bad. They are especially bad m “Love Me Forever,” in which they sound like a Def LRppard cover band. But enough griPhgm.The r-inhg &dS IllOte than SdV24@? this album, led by the stellar “Angel City.” Raging drums and guitars and Lemmy’s st&ning vocals are here like

‘never before. And, man, I haven’t heard morehjlariouslyri~ since“& the Rich”: ‘1: wanna backstage pass, drink Bon Jovi’s booze for free, .I waMabeastarandbuyahundred. guitars, eat everything I can bite. . . I wapna be a intellectual heterosexual, An@city toni@t*” Other strong ties include “&ke My Day," “Shut You Down,” “& So Bad (Baby I Don’t Care),““No voices in the Sky,” and “Going to Bra&” Uminster and crew even go so far as to include a tribute to The Ramones: “Bad boy rock, bad boy roll, Cabba gabb I see em go .tf Stupid roll.

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By now most people & aware of the alternative pop hit show ‘Tti Peaks” and its long overdue demise; However, one great th@ to survive David ~ynch’s dabble h, prime-time is Julee Cruise. Her album has yielded its second single, an import, ‘Mysteries of Love” from the BIue of her song, ‘%&in’ Back Inside My I+&t soundbrack, the. song tit starHeart” which also made the tv ted cruise’s zeccdng career. show. While her album, FloatingInto 7726~ Th@.qm&ngitin45letsyou~ per tith it and slow the material rv’lght, isa g&at sleepr h@, mostUlceIy down to 33 with some int&es&g the best of last year, the remix of the results. But not ona that warrant the single into some shlock dance high cost of this record. ‘Tibetan” mix is lam& and an undeserving treatment df a fine song. Many other things might have been attempted, but the sound makes one thitik of a ‘quick haWwur in the studio speeding up G-uise’s voice to Better it would have &en if thev match the added, and banal, drum had put on some of Cruise’s mater&l track. This insipid beat replaces jazz that she has performed live to rave great Grady Tate’s fabulous drumreviews but has yet to make it toavailming which appears on her album. able recordings. It seems ti. Lynch is The only bonus is that two of the trying to cap-e on a naive and songs from the album aIso appear on slobbering couch rebel instead of this 45, the straight “Rockin”’ and furthering a’fine artist’s work.

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se%ngwhere the sounds of f&or& and subwae are around them everyday. By sampling and using &e very sounds that alienate them, the artists and fans release pent up ,aggression Or . possiblyindusuial music’s appeal lies in its heavy beat that even white peaple can dance to. Front 242 is a trio from Brussels, Belgium. Formed in 1981, their popularity has increased with each successive release, and 1989 saw their biggest crossover hit, ‘?Velcome to ParadisL Toronto concerts are always sold out, with some fans so hnatical as to have ‘242’sewn in their

A proper introduction and explanation of industrial music would be appropriate, so that you’fi undersfand this review, and will u.ndemtand why black-clad figures descend OII Fed Hall Wednesday nights. Industrial music utilizes electronic sounds and samples to produce an angry, angst ridden sound that hasan appealing ugliness to it. ,Where& traditional music starts with a con-

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