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Get housing ( aware bn March -18 Heffernan,

After being shut down for less than a week,’ Z%e Cord was allowed to

rests in the hands &me person” This state of affairs will end when Editor-elect Mark Hand ties over the paper on May 1. The- second and I third provisions were put forth in order to make the paper more accountable to regular students, not merely the students who participate in the production of the paper. In order to achieve this end, the Student Publications’Board of Directors will now be elected from the stua dent body at large. The next time a new Board will be elected is at the next General Meeting in October. A Student Input Task Force is also to be created in order to “solicit WLU student opinion with respect to all matters concerning The C&i ” There will be five members on the committee, three from the Student

As expected, the Canadian Federation of Students has come out hard against the federal budget unveiled by Minister of Finance Michael Wilson last week “What we are witnessing is nothing Ithat the slow dismantling of Canada’s postsecondary education system,” said CFS Chairperson Jane Arnold.

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l?ublicatiomB6ard, one of whom will bethePr&dent,andtwomembemof the WLUSU Board. This committee will operat& for about seven months and must present its fmdings to the WLUSU Board by October 18, 1991. The remain@ provisions which were attached to the motion to reinstate 7?re ?O?#s status touch upon seved different areas: internal restruw a statement affirm@ support for the WLU Student Publications Policies, Ethics, and Guideties &view Committee, and a statement maintaining that WLUSU and 172e Curd work in”good faith with hopes of providing an everimproving service to the students of WLU.”

loss for postsecondary education in 1992-93, according to CFS. With this extended ‘freeze, the Conservative government will have cut a total $3.8 billion over five years, from 1990-91 to 1994-95, says the student group. -

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The CFS believes that the federal government is continuing its attack on. postsecondary education by extending the present two year freeze on federal transfer payments for universities and colleges to five years. This will amount to a $775 million

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The Legal Resotiice Office is hosting Housing Awareness Days next week, on March 18 in Village Two’s East Quad Lwnge, and March 19 in Wage One’s Great Ha& with a startingtimeof7pmbothnightsBnhand for discussion and +stioning willbe the foIlowing professionals: a lawyer, the Property Standards Officer, the Fire Marshall, the By-Law Enforcement officer, and the Ombudspersc%These are some of the issues that , will be addressed:

Photo by Paul Dcme

An ongoing topic of discussion for the last year has been the idea of autonomy for me cord, freeing them from the strictures of the Student Union, This series of events has, according to Burke, “not necessarily brought us materially closer to autonomy, but instea has given us more energy and inspiration toetry and get it” Though he feels that the operations of the paper will not change that much, given the fact that delicate material is only confronted a few times a year, Burke saystha‘tpeoplesh0uEdexpect~mechangesinthe last four issues of this year: ?reative energies have been fueled, and we expect to be making each issue somewhat thematic and different than Curds have been before.”

Didyouknow... -you.rleaseisalegallybii ‘document? - yoli have the right to sublet? -yxicannqpiates4qmecIlik~in the lease,‘like’qxtir promises fo? example? . - yoU should have any omissions or additions initiailed? Tkskejustfourof~emanyparticularsthatyoushouldbeawareof when conside a lease. Get the facts! ‘,

Many times, key money is disguised as a charge fpr furniture, draperies, etc., which are a&iaclv in thp unit. Ontarids rent review &gishtion makes it illegal for landlords, tenants, -or any person their, behalf to colIect or attempt to coilect key money. The only deposit that landlords can demandisasumequalto,orless~

the amount of the last month’s renj The landlord must pay the tenants si per cent on this money.

“Students represent Canada’s single most impotint investment in , the future - our ability to compete and prosper,” &d Arnold. “Cutbacks in education during a recession are just one indication of how shortsighted this government really

is,” She believes that the postsecondary education system plays a vital role in the nation’s economy, a contention supported by a January 1991 Angus Reid poll, which showed that 93 per cent of Canadians agree that the federal government should continue to fund higher education, and nhrly two4hirds of those believe that federal funding should be increased In an effort rb focus the public’s atte’ntion on what they see as the disastrous consequences this budget will have on the quality and accessibility of postsecondary eduation, members of the CFS national executive went on Parliament Hill to respond to the budget announc* ment. CFS maintains that federal leadership is essential if Canada is to have a high quality and fully accessible system of postsecondary education.

Did you know. . . - you cannot be evicted without ju! Cause? - the larjdlord must follow the leg; eviction procedure? - you could be evicted for damage t the premises by you or you gUests? There are many other legitimat mssons for which you could be evi( ted. Get the facts!

Before moving in, you should aS: around to see h6w much other pet pLe in your building or previou tenants h&e payed The legal rer incmse for 1991 is 5.4 per cent.

Did you know.. . - units in Kitchener/Wakrl~ mut have a heating system capable c keeping an air temperature of 2 degre6 Celsius? - you shodd give your landlord deadline for repairs to be done? The Residential Rent ReguMon Act pruvides a means of enforciq minimum standards. Get the facts! At Housing Awareness Days, you can pick up pamphlets dealing wid the above top@ and more, includixy a housing checklist. So, come and fint out everything you ever wanted tc know about housing but were afrai to =k!’

The draw for the Grad Gift Raffle was held March 4, and the prizewinners are:

Wilson gets an L6F99 from students byPeterBrmvn Imprint staff

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(WLUSU) Board of Directors. Several conditions and restrictions, however, were at&hed to the re-opening of the of&es. A list of seven provisions was passed by the WLUSU board last ~-day (March 7). The first of these is that Jana Watson, the’ President of the Student !‘ublications Board, has been given final editorial authority over the paper, thus limit@ current Editor-iqChief, Tony Burke, of full editorial authority. Accmding to WLUSU President Stuart Leti, this was done because “the current Editor showed . that he was incapable of exercising that authority.” Tony Burke offers a different perspective, though, he claims that’ “for alI the reasons the Student Union offered to the F, their solution is . the must extreme measure possible - taking control of the content” Fur&r he claims that the procm is . I

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4 Imprint, Friday, March 15, 1991

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Meet the new editor! Peter Brtiwn

In December 1990, Dy& returned from a second visit toOdessa with over 27,000 pages of microfilmed archival material. In the meantime, an additional 40,000 pages have been fdrnecl, and Dyck hopes, barring

‘The find is an extraordinary product of scholarly glasnost and will revolutionize the study of Russian Mennonite history,” said Harvey JIyck, University of ‘,Toronto history professor, in describing the startling

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It was thumbs up and high fives as Peter Brown quashed the competition in landslide &tory guaranteeing his dictatorial reign as Editor-in-Chief of the imprint. Peter’s uncannyresembhnce to NDP premier Bob Rae was an obvious asset to his campaign. His hobbies include quantum physics, spark plug ..collecting and playing Cyberball. Peter Brown’s only regret is that he has but one paper to serve. Congratulations Pete! I

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1916 to 1920 by secondary school teacher Petq Braun, the MolochnaMennonite archive is phenomenally rich in its records of leading Mennonite agricultural, admmistrative, educational, and alternative military service (For&) institutions. About 50 per cent of the collection covers the first half of the nineteenth cenm tury. it includes almost complete personal, family, and off&l files of Tohann Comb. celebrated Russian Mennonite agricultural and edm ucational modemiser and reformer, whose influence reached throughout the southern Ukraine. Only about 15 per cent of the files of the o* collection were lost during the Rumanian andGerman rxcupation of Odessa during World WarILAhandfulofsurvivingfiles were seriously waterdamz@, and efforts are underway to have the restored in Kiev, the Archive Director has said. On his December tit to Odessa, Dyck found the Archives’ photolaboratory and restoration department in the midst of a major restoration

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Imprint, Friday,March 15, 1991 5

Nays Bill

C-43

‘There are those in the pro-life movement who think it po&ible to. abolish ail abortions,” Currie said. iL;rerealistictoaytoremoved umetx23~ abortions, not all abor-

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Reaction to the defeat of BiIl C-43 in the Canadian Senate has been diverse and sometimes bitter* ,. Buma W&on, executive co-, ordinator of Planned Parenthood of Kitchener-Waterloo, said she was “absolutely deIighted” when the federal jgovemment’s abortion biu was rejected. ‘The I%Il was defeated. on a techni&ty,” she sa.ic& ‘But at the same time, I am read@ the defeat as a very positive statement toward women’s health issues in Canada? Bill C-Q3 couId not pass the Senate and was thrown out, following a 4343 deadlock vote January 33.

Wilton’s organization, located in second floor offices at 119 King St. West in downtown Kitchener, provides bii control information, sexual counselI@ and is pro-choice. But Wilton stresses that she woul$ like to see the end of the necessity of abortion through better sexual education and development of “more . effective contraceptives.” Wikon hopes &e federal govemment ti now “find funds for extrab community-based human sexuality programs.” She said “extra funding might reduce the incidence of unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted di!xases.” Bernard Ctie, president of Prolife of Kitchener-Waterloo, was less

leased to see Bill C-43 rejected. Gv e’re back to square one,” he said. ‘There is no legal protection for the

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unbmtM Currie said Mlife supported the k anti-abortion Kitchener MP John Reimer, who wanted to see the bill pass, and then ‘strengthen its provisions hater. Currie said that he “would have preferred a w&&II be insdIed in the ‘criminal code” than have no abortion legislation at all. “Abortion kills a human being in the>,\prernature stages, so it would be appropriate that abortion be put back into the crimhal code,w Curie said. BilI C&, if it had passed, w&d have put strict Iegal restrictions on women meking abortions, @ugh it wouldn’t havk banned abortion out@ht.

Join the ranks of Canada’s writers, editors, and public relationsex~eilswho ilre graduatesof the ONE YEAR DirectEntry Journalism program, at Sheridan College, Oakville, Ontarfo, If you have a university degree, or qualify for

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Early in 1991, amidst the Gulf crisis, the Senate made a historic de& sion. It defeated the anti-abortion BilI C-Q3. The bill squeaked through Parliament last spring by a nkow nine votes and was defeated in the Senate by a clause which stipuks thatshouldatieoccur,thebilIwiIJbe defeated. In light of this progressive move by the govenunent, a Woman’s right to abortion has been neither ensured nor secured. The Progressive Conservative guvemment has more or less stated that it wiIl not,touch the abortion issue until the next government is elected in late 1992

P&haps the most basic argument for why abortioq is so central to students is the effect that an unplanned pregMncy WouId have on a woman in university or college. The inability to terminate an urwanted pregnancy would -tidy effect that woman’s ability to continue her studies, and the repertzussions of dropping out of a posksecondq education progqm wouId be lifelong. The issue of choice is key to the fight for women’s equality in socktyfi

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In effect, Canada has been without an abotion law since January, 1988, when the Supreme Court struck d&n the then-e@&ing Criminal Code provisiions on abortion on the ~thattheyvioatedsectionsof the Charter of Rights and Freedoms and interfered with a woman’s right to “security of the person” Since then, the availability of aktions has not been limited by Canadian hw, ensuring that the provision ofanabortioncannotbethebasiiofa chid charge and conviction+ Furthermore, the numbers of aborCOEISperformed did not increase by my Sigpihnt amount, and abortion mntinued to be regulated by provincial health me legislation and policy, as a medical procedure. The subject of abortion has been a contentious one in student politics over the years. There are those who b&eve that abortion is not a student , issqe betause it does not directly affect postsecondary education, The Women’s Issues Committee of the Ontario Me&ion of Students strongly believes that a woman’s reproductive right to choose is a student issue. The rights of all female students need to be protected and it is part of a ~~~.~govemment’s resp0nsibGt-y l

Women at university are often at the most sexually active stage of their lives While many men and women are conscientiqus about birth control, there is no completely reliable and safe method of contraception. TheSe circumstances lead to a real need for students to have access to contraceptive information and counselling. Any woman who becomes pregnant mu& be given the right to make her own decisions about ttiting the pregnancy. Until contraceptive te&nol~ expands to include a completely safe method, women must have access to abortion kiIitiies. Women between the ages of 17 ad 24 are also the primary victbns 6f rape. It is impossible to justify asking women to take the respor&ility of the rape and to face the punishment of carrying a pregnancy to ten-n

I InNova Scotia, 3 the Mirkime Fkhermen’s Union wanted t0 continue its campaign of encouraging fishermen to b their trash +nd bring it batt ash?re. With help from the Shell Environmental Fund, the campaign is going strong,

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-Equally ’ exploited? “Ontario to outlaw sexism in all ads.” Considering the imp&&n of law, the implementation of new anti-sexism advert& ing guidelines could be scary. Se&m is never clearly defined. Importantly, pegple insist that sexism is a non-sexist word and sexism exists with respect (or disrespect) to both men and women. Regarding the advertising law, however, it is evident that this is just not true. This anti-sexism legislation is NOT equality legislation. I feel that a better way to eliminate shsm is t0 aim for sexual equality. The pressure to remove sexism from advertising was initiated by women’s group particularly “Media Watch.” Women’s Issues Minister Anne Swarbick 1eel.s strongly that “Increasingly, over time, we will look at how we.. . make sure that the image being projected of women in our society is not exploitative and is on a very equal basis with how men are rejected.” The non-politically correct Ln guage continues when Consumer Minister Peter Kormos says ‘We’re not crazy about the advertising that po&ays women in predatory situations.” Sue, it was just a slip of the tongue, but if these’ guidelines are to be applied fairly, we should be targeting advertising that portrays PEOPLE in predatory situations. Editors of the Toron@ Star were equally biased Saturday March 9th, wh& they offered a dart to the Canadian ad industry for giving %g award to a beer ad that’s widely regarded as sexist. Portraying a longhaired woman in a p&ka as a (bundled) fog the ad replaced an earlier, even more exploitative one showing a scanily-clad woman.” If my memory serves, the Canadian wild-life series involved several male, species, and’ only ,one or two female. None of the male ads were label.led “sexist” since they merely portrayed exaggerated caricatures of typica& male beer drinkers. In my opinion, however, this unequal ratio of male to female based ads was the real sexism of this campaign Forcing the beer company to portray an equal number of “nonsexist” women caricatures would stimulate the creative elimination of sexism. This concept cart be easily extended. Why is the Sunshine

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the second page, making it equal in value to the $mshine girl? Why are there no beer ads featuring a group of girls out for a drink and a hunky waiter to serve them? Last week’s Imprint contained an ad f& “Best m Contests”, iriviting both female and maIe contesbnts. clearly this contest does not promote ine@u&y,?YlltstiIItheactivitymaybelabeIled

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sexist. Is it not just harmless fun with no exploitative intentions? Participation is volunafter, all? “f; nder pay equity legislation, men and women working in jobs of equal value within one conaphy must be paid equaUy. This’ _ could be accomplished by lowering the men’s salarks, but of course, such action is imv ible. Is it equally ridiculous to su est that men be exptoited ‘in the interest 70 sexual equality? It is because of this line of reasoning that we feebly attempt to attack sexism alt its roots: elimination of lifestyle portrayals which focus on WM.& differences. In other words, elimination of the most common tool ofadvertising today - selling a product by associating it with the consumer’s desired lifestyle and subconscious desires (including, sex, of course). I conclude by asking if the total elimination of seyl differences in advertising is a reasonable goal. Men-and women, no matter ‘how equal, will continue to be different in

both mind andbody, and consequently, lifestyle. It is the opinion of groups like Media Watch that this is not an unchangeable fact. The medii perpetuates Unequal views of the sexes because they construct a reflection of underlying social desires (Or possibly, social realities). While censorship’of sexism in the media may stop’ this perpetua1 cycle, can social attitudes be changed this easily? If it is th4i media3 role to,change social vim, then we must now be conce_med with who deterbineswhatviewsaretobechang~.wh?t givgis a few radical women’s groups the ri@t to define what is-&pIoitative - park&&y when theit. definitions are’ to apply to the ex oitath of ‘men as well 246women? Gl e puritanistic elimination of ail so-called “sexism”, ti0ugh a biased control of ,the media & neither e@cally correct, nor likely to lead us to the worthwhile goal of sexuai equality. TetsyGauchat

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“. . . Therefore, we request that you understand this text, d&b&ate on its contents, w&in a reasonable time, and recognize the Church and its highest priest, the Pope, as rders of the universe, and in their name the KngandQueenofSpainasrulersofthisland, allowing the religious f;rthers to reach our hoIy Eiaith to you You owe compliance as a duty to the King and we in his name will .receive you with love and charity, respecting your freedom and that of your wives and sons and your rights of possession, and we shall not compel you to baptism unless you, informed of the Truth, wish to convert to our holy Catholic Faith as almost all. your neighbours have done in other islands, in exchange for which Their Highnesses bestow many privileges and exemptions upon you. Should you fail to comply, or .delay maliciously in so doing, we assure you that with the help of God we shaIl use force against you, de&r@ war uporr you from all sides andwithalIpossiblemeans,and weshall bind you to @e yoke of the Church and of Their Highnesses; we shall enslave your persons, of you as wives and Sons, sell you or the King sees fit; we 8 seize your possessionsandharmyouasmuchaswecan a~ disobedient and resisting &. And we deckueyouguiltyofres~deathsand l

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“Augie” Augexman, Trevor Blair,, Michael Bryson, Jennifer Epps, Bill “Raoul Duke, Jr.” Falshaw, Iaurie Feather&one, Al Folliott, Terry Cauchat, I.& Goweif Barbara Jo Green, J. “Gatemouth” Hagey, Nate Hendly, Andrew Kinross, Andy Koch, Jack Lefcourt, Craig “Geddy Lee” Nelterfield, Pauline “Poily-0” Olthof, John Ryan, Christopher Waters, Derek “Coumgeous” WeiIer, Chris Wil.Kams, the voice of the Fiddlehead and featuring AngeIa Heeds.

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Language duel or : hockey duel? When the Trois-FGvieres Patriotes roll into town this weekend to meet the hockey Wardon for the OUAA Queen’s Cup Championship, I hope the UW fans cheer on our recruits as boisterousiy and as metallically as they did against Iaurier and Guelph. I hope they provide the support that will elevate the Wtiors to their pinnacle of success. And I ho they enjoy doing it. r ut, I hope they don’t use racial slurs. My concern stems from a controversy that emerged two years ago when then-rookie Tony Crisp got involved in a stick+wmging incident in Quebec against UQTR that landed him a two-game suspension from league play. last year, when the Patriotes visited Waterloo, Crisp skated past the opposition’s bench and offered his f= an imitation of a frog on ice, much to their chagrin. Although Crisp, an outspoken, colourful goal scorer, is one heck of an entertainer, I think that he went a bit too far with the frog thing he crossed that boundary between being amusing and being insulting. Nonetheless, when I went to Trois-Rivieres last month to see this year’s Warrior-UQTR regular season engagement, it being two years since the last svch occasion, the Crisp incident was not at all on my mind. Unfortunately, it was on the minds of the media from TroiMivieres and Montreal. It’s unfortunate because the Patriotes, their coaching staff, and support staff are such a class act - as are their knowledgeable fans. The press, however, decided to write stories making Crisp out to be a racist from Waterloo, perhaps to lure fans to watch the game.

Faced with the discouraging ’ and unprofe&onaI pregame hype, UW coach Don McKee chose to downplay the old dirt and didn’t give the media or the crowd the pleasure of seeing Crisp, scratching him from the lineup. I don’t know if Crisp regrets his anti& frdm last year or not, But I do know that he hates to &games out which he did after his suspension was handed down, and also in TroisRivieres Iast month Who knows, had he layed in last month’s game, he might have FLelped scored two or three goals and allowed Waterloo to make a game of it. I think that maybe bothsides have learned a lesson. The point I’d like to make is that mere is great hockey in Quebec and great hockey in Ontario, and that we shouldn’t be concerned with who speaks- French and who speaks English. This weekend, when the two teams go at it for OUAA championship, there will be a whole lot of interested people. But there is also a good chance that the same matchup will occur in the ClAU championships a week from now with a slew of media qnlookers from across the country, and nationwide television coverage. I don’t think UW wants to be known as francophone bashers in the public’s eye. So I urge you, enjoy the Queen&Cup and the Nationals, but not at the expense of an already fragile inter-provincial rivalry, and not at the expense of a great hockey country. A.ncImqw

Chuck, this is not a healthy relationship we have. Please feel free to come and talk to me about this. You will most likely find me at the BOMBSI3ELX’ERw * lxcmlas~bello them Eng

See you at the Bomber Ihave a few questions that Fed Hall conducted.

regarding

Apologize? Never!

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1) What v

one hope to @in by asking peoHa& to list theix tavourife pub? 2) lf there is a viable answer to l), shouldn’t the ballpts of the people 18 years old be disqualified? Presumably these students all voted for Fed Hall Based on this, my statistical caIculations give me these results:

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First Place: Bomb87 Fed86

EricIangford 4B Civ Eng To the editor,

Second: Bomb 57 ki 43 Third: Cherry’s 36 Bomb & Fed 28

I would like a written apology for the .Irnprints (sic) last front page by-line. We at The Iron Wumbr work hard to produce a respectable newspaper. Layout is starting tonight (Monday) at 7:00 pm. If you can have it to me at CPH1327 by then it will be printed. If1 do not have it by then my next editorial will reflect my feeling on the Imprint’s staff% (sic) attitudes. Kevin Johnson Iron Wimior Co-editor

3) To find out what the musical tastesare, why not just look at the request lists at the DJ bOOth? 4) Tell me Chuck, are you going to play Madonna or not, since she is both favoured and not favoured? 5) How much did this smey cost you? I @d notpaymyFedfeestohaveanout&leconsultant come in and do an unbiased campuswide survey at Fed Hall.

Editur ‘s me:

Eric and Kevin, you both xern to

be d&dying thesame “anqpnce’hf which you so vehemmt~ acclcTed us. 7hm are plenty of

other S&ty and R&t-y nisvspapers “lighted* by last week’s coyer by-line Tky, however, xvm to have grasped the esrentiui fact that it was a joke!

I, l&e most students, am concerned about my money. You, on the .other hand, are obviously not concerned about my money.

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In the March 8 edition of Imprint your banner reads “The only student newspaper in the City of Waterloo.” It is unfortunate perhaps that l”%e Chord (sic) cannot publish anymore, however you seem to have forgotten that 17he l&r Warrio is also a student newspaper. I hope that the quality of your articles are notwritten with the same care as your banner.

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SCIENCE SOCIETY ELECTIONS

for 1991-92 Executive

March 27 - 9:OO a.m. to 3:OO p.m. Nomination forms available at the Science Society (ESC-102-A).for the following positions:

President l Vice-President - Regular l Yiee-President - CO-op . Secretary Teasurer l Science Representative - to Campus Cehtre Board l

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fr0m Math Sot. The Math Society is currently conducting a referendum to decide whether qr not to increase its fees born the current $5 to $7.50 effective Fall 91. Campaigning for both the “Yes” and “No” sides of the referendum began at 790 pm on Wedne& hy, March 13 and will continue until tidnight on Wednesday, March 20. Voting will tie place during regular x~siness hours on the following R~ursday and Friday, March 21 and 22. the referendum will be continued my the Executive of the Summer ‘91 lsing the same format as &is term. Some facts about the Math Society md its Fees: - 7.5 per cent of the Society’s fees go :oward Council expenses 19.9 per cent go toward Jhotocopier maintenance and lease - 8.2 per cent of its funds go toward See expenses - Wper cent of ifs funds go toward khktic team sponsorship - 13.6 per cent goes toward social wents 21.8 per

cent

goes

toward

narwews 15.4 per cent goes toward sup Aementary funding for math clubs ulci committees - the Math Society’s fees are currenly the lowest on campus, while the xxiety itself is the second-largest - fees have not increased since

1983

2 last term, the Math Society donated $525 to charitable 1 q$niz.ations, both on and- off camJUS

- Society financial information is vailable to any full-time Math stulent, any time

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The ‘Ws” campa’ feels that cript, because even r ough it was &ten over 300 years ago by Moliere, the translation by Richard Vilburisveryprecise;it’sallin~~~ lg couplets, but, fear not, it still nakes sense to be presented in modm times.

dditional funds are required to not nly expand the Society’s social and entice programs, but to simply maintin them at their current levels of uantity and quality. Services such as hotocopying and free use of office upplies represent pure costs to the ociety - costs which increase every mn. Failing passage of this referenurn, the Math Society maybe forced I seek other sources of revenue such spriceincreases on photocopier use nd charging fees for services curreny provided at no charge. The “No” campaign feels that the ociety has not responsibly managed s money in the past and simply eedstochangeitsspendinghabitsto nd the additional money it requires. hey cite such expenditures as buy\g Grad Ball tickets for some of the rcecutive, the large percentage of udget spent on mathNEWS, and ther spending on volunteers as Kamples of this fiscal mismanagelent. They&o feel thatthe Society is ying to force the increase on its udents without providing any 3und financial information to back p their claims of underfunding. The Math Society encourages all undergraduate Math Wirne udents to vote in the upcoming zferendum. The referendum is your lance to convey to those who run re Society how you feel about how our money is being spent.

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Annual Meeting -Of She Federation Notice is hereby given University

of Waterloo,

a corporation

CHANGE

under the laws of the

Prknce

Ontarib to be held on Thursday, March 21,199l at 8:OOp.m. in the Great Hall of the Campus Centre. The agenda for this meeting is as follows: . 1.

Appointment of the Board of Directors.

OKcer’s Report 1990-91.

Ratification of the President, Vice-President Affairs. I

Tabled fkom the Nqembcr 29, I90 meeting The fbllowing motion to change: By-Law 1, Section VIII, Officers of the Corporation, Sub-section B to read: B.

Operations

Electionof President:Vice-President.Overations

and Fmance, and Vice-President

andFinance;Vice-President.

University

Sub-Section J.3.a.4 and ADD: To organ&

and assist with promotional activities related to athletics.

To financially sponsor and house the UW Cheerleading team and Warriors

ADD:

To Section VII, Sub-Section J.3.b.8 and 9 to read:

a representative

from the UW Cheerleading team; and

a representative

from the Warriors

The Chairperson who shall be the Chair of the Board of Entertainment;

the social activity representatives.

ADD:

To Sub-Section J, Standing Committees:

Constitution Committeq

representatives

3) C)

Operations

Thq Chairperson, uho shall be the Chair of the Federation Board of Internal Liaison;

Sub-se&on

Operations

and Finance and Vice-President,

the Student Council Presidents from each society, Church College and ou-campus residence;

the Graduate Students Association President;

a representative Development;

a representative Faculty Dean;

DEIEIE

.the

DI3LElE

Director

of Waterloo

Office

-8.

of Athletics;

the Dean of Students;

a representative *from Women’s Intercollegiate

from Men’s Intercollegiate council;

12) 13)

a representative

from Campus Recreation Advisory Council;

the Campus Centre Manager; and

A By&w

14)

any student at the University

BE IT ENACTED followsz

Accountability All expenditures must receive approval from the Vice-President, Operations and Finance. .

10.

Sub-s&ion

F, paragraph 7 and 8 to read:

The Vice-President, Opcratiti and France shall have supervisory responsibility over the finances of the Board of Communications, Creative Arts Board, Board of Entertement, and the various services and revenue generatingbusi&scs of&e Corporation. The Vii-President, Operations and Finance shall oversee the finances of all Federation boards, busksses and auxiliary services. He/she shall determine, after consulti-ng with the Boatd. 6f Internal Liaison Chairperson, the allocation of funds to Federation Clubs.

- from Section 1, the word Athletics. from Section IV, Sub-section B.i. number 4.

The following deletions Srom ByLaw Dm,

10:

Section IV, Sub-section B and renumber the remaining commissions.

BE IT RESOLVED

THAT

a Health Issues Board, By-Law 14 be added as follows:

relating to the establishment of a HEALTH as-a By-Law of the FEDERATIQN

PURPosE

ISSUES BOARD. OF STUDENTS,

UNIVERSITY

OF WATERLOO,

AND FUNCTION

To -ordinate and assist aU e&ting educational student programmes and services and any other prwme or service Students’ Council places within the jurisdiction of the Board.

B. _

To eacourage, promott

To expand and enrich the learning environment through extra-curricular programmes to address tie needs of the learning environment regarding health issues through community directed programs and the provision of alternative learning situations.

To enhance the total learnidg experience of the individual with the purpose of fulfilling his or her complete human potential.

To address important issues outside of the academic curriculum regarding trealch issues.

The following amendments to By-Law 1, Section VIII: CHANGE

The following deletions irom By-Law 8:

a repreLntative

1) 7.

council;

of Waterloo.

G, paragraph 3 and 5 to read:

The Vice-President, UGversity Affairs shall act as the Chairpcrs6n of the External Affairs Board. The Vice-President, U&ersity Affairs shall assist and co-ordi& and have supervisory responsibility over the fmces of and the activities of the Board of Academic Affairs, the External Affairs Board, the Health Issues Board, the Human Rights Board, the Board of Internal Liaison, the International Students’ Board, the Public Issues Board, and the Women’s Issues Board. The Vice-President, University Affairs shall be a member ex-officio of all Boards of the Students’ Council.

the University

from the Vice-President

The Vice&s.ident., University Af!fairsdhall b responsible for recommending a Chief Returning Officer for ratification by Students’ Council. The Vice-President, University Affairs shall promote student representation on academic and non-academic decision-making or advisory bodies at the University of Waterloo. The Vice-President, University Affairs shall periodically review the By&aws, Policies and Procedures of Students’ Council and recommend areas of improvement to the Board of Directors and to the Policy and By-Law committee of Students’ CoUncil.

two voting members of Students’ Council;

from

at least two other voting members of Students’ Council.

To provide a forum for UW students to discuss their ph$ical ‘needs with respect to Student Life in the areas of academics, recreation and Ieisure. To rceognize student n&s in the areas outlined above and initiate specific proposals which address these needs.

who shall be the president of the Federation of

the Vice-President University Affairs;

the. President, Vice-President, Operations and Finance; and ViccPresident, University Affairs of the Federation and:

and Finance.

Membership The Chairperson, Students;

All expenditures must receive approval Operations and Finance.

fee paying members on

Accountability

All expenditures must receive approval from the Vice-President,

and on-campus

To act as an advisory body to Federation constitutions, in general. -

1, Section VII..

Sub-Section Ll.c.1 to read:

college

CHANGE

church

To review and make recommendations on all club constitutions and amendments prior to their submission to Students’ Council for approval.

The following amendments to By-Law 1, Section V, Sub-Section A: ’ , CIHANGE: paragraph 2 to read:

The following additions 9nd amendments to By4aw

each society,

Membership

‘b)

At every annual meeting, in additiop to any other business that may be transacted, the report of the Directors, shall be presented. The financial statement and the report of the auditor shall be presented at the annual general meeting if it has not been presented at an’eatlier general meeting.

from

Responsibilities

In the event of a vacancy in the office of any Vice-President on or before November 1, the vacancy shall >be filled in a By-Election to be filled not later than twenty-five (25) days after the position beconlcs vacant. After November 1, the vacancy shall be filled by a person selected by and on terms at the discretion of the Board -of Directors.

J.4.b.5. to read:

Univcrsit~ Aflairs

Band.

Section VII, Sub-Section J.4.b.l and ADD:

In the event of a vacancy in the Office of President, on or before November I, the vacancy shall be filled in a By-Election to occur no later than twenty-five (25) days after the position becomes vacant. Akr November 1, the vacancy shall be filled by a person selected by and on terms at the discretion of the Board of Directors.

J.3.a.6. to read:

czluNGE

The President; Vice-President, Operations and Finance; and Vice-President, University Affairs shall bc eIected on the Tuesday and Wednesday of the week immediately prior to what is known as Reading We&, during the month of February. Each voting member of the Corporation shall bc eligible lo casi one vote for each of the three positions. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, the clcc~ion . shall be held in accordance with the appropriate By-Laws and policies of the Corporation.

6f Students

and a&t

appropriate student-initiated

educational health projects.

with the purpose of educating students

wmtinued

to page 1I*

woat’d. from page 1W II.

MEMBERSHIP The co-ordi.nator&all parties concWned*

The following shall be voting members of the Board:

theChairperson

i> .

of one of the exist@ commissions it the discretion of all

be tbc timmissioner

who sha1 be appointed by Students’ Council;

ii)

the Commissioners of the Board; and

iii)

any Federation of Students’ members as the Board may, from time to time, see fit to appdint to the Board, subject to approval by Students’ CounciI.

The folJowing shall be non-voting members of the Board: 9

a representative

ii)

the President and Vice-Presidents

iii)

of the University

of Waterloo’s Health and Safety Department;

of the Federation of Students, all ox-offxio;

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the air Ozone is a principal component of photochemical smog found in numerous metropolitan areas which can cati impairment of pulmonary function and exercise performance. Until the mountinganticqation of the 1984 summer Olympic Games in Los Ahgeles, there had been little incite+ ment to study the effects of low level ozone concentrations. On days of high photochtical smog in suburban L43s Angeles, ozone levels have approached 0.60 parts per million (ppm) on several occasions - a cause for alarm considering that the united states Air Quality standard for photochemical oxidants is 0.080 ‘ppmm Acute physiological and knmunologi~ effects of ozone exposure in humans have been emmined by numerous ilIVeStigators. Ozone is one of the most potent oxidizing agents in the atmosphere, and it has a localized site of action on the pulmonary tissue. Ozone reacts with the proteins of the lung tissue to produce sever@ celI+r irritatiorumvhich alter the protective function of the lung epidermis, and lead to severe pulmonq edema (fIuid build-up). Through its high reactivity, ozone can depress various intracellular bydrolytic enzymes and increase susceptibility to respiratory infection& through alterations in normal white blood cell functions. Repeated exposure to ozone can cause the build-up of fibrous material in the lungs, whi,ch sets a severe limitation on pulmonary function by reducing tidal volume, the amount of oxygen taken in one breath. As the metabolic demand of exercise increases breathing rate, and the rate

3f ozone Malation over that when at rest, exexise can accentuate ozone hducedpulmonaryimp8irmentThe degree of impairment is r$ated to exercise intensity, and thus, breathing rate, the exposure time and the 32one concentration Additive impacts with ohtier air plhmnts other than ozone in qisdes of photochemid smog llave been studied l?hotochemical smog often cohckks with high mbient temperature and the cumknation of heat and ozone eq~ure Las enhanced ozone-induced sffects. Repeat& exposure to high levels Df ozone within 24 hours from the ini[ialexposureandseveralconsecutive daily exposures can alter the degree 3f pulmonary imment Tk may indicate possible resprafory and biochemical adaptations to -ted Dzone exposure. * In this review of ozone toxicity, the >hysiologic and iIXUll~OlOgiC hmges resulting from acute and qeated acute injuries from ozone 1urhgexer*arereported. ozone-induced pdmotiary imWent is related more to ozone lose, which is a prod+ of ozone

concentration and exp0sure the, than to ozone concentration alone. In

exposure. After 0.30 ppm ozone, the higher the ozone concentration, the

a decrease in maximaI inspiratory capacity which may be a ~chntary or

previous studies, ozone exposure has worsened pulmonary fun&on in proportion to ozone concentration, breathing rate, and duration of exerciseinhumans. Ozone produces changes in the Way response, in what is termed airway hyperresponsiveness Its relationship to ozone exposure is such that exercise increases the magnitude of +dmonary function changes at a given level of ozone and decreases the concentration of ozone necessary to induce such changes. Therefore, the concentration bf ozone, as well as the length of exposure, are important in affecting airway hyper-responsiveness.

shorter the dumtion of exp6sure necessary to eiicit toxic effects. Also, at a constant duration, if ozone exceeds 0.30 ppr~ then increased breathing rates, as a result of exercise, will enhance the toxicity of ozone. Another study chose to determine the lowest level.of ozone producing pulmonary effects in subjects performing heavy exercise. It found the no effect level to be less than 0.24 ppm. At 0.24 ppm ozone, changes in IidaI volume, respiratory frecluency, specificairwayresistanceoc~as well a~ the presence of pain on deep jrqiration, and shortness of breath

reflex reduction of inspiratory effort The reflex reduction ofinspiratory e&G has been indicated by the chest discomfort and &ff~culty in taking deep breathes by subjects in ozope sttdies. I&ant receptors in the airwayarestimulatedandmaycausethe inhibition of inspiration Cough@g is the most sensitive symptom to ozone exposure and it is probably due to the stimulation of the airway irritant receptors. Overall, there is a reduction of total lung capacity. When ozone inhibit3 inspiration by the stimulation of the irritant receptors, which,induce an airway tightming refle& ozune may inhibit maximum expirationas well, by the same m&a&m In this B, there would bestimtuation of the tmcheobronchial irritant receptors, probably as a result of damage to the epitheliurn The respiratory frequency inaeapes during ozone exposure due to this ~IICEW in airway resistance. Mechanismsofairwynarrowirqcan be smooth muscle contraction . maeased Gcretion of mucous in the airway, or fluid buildup. These mechanismsmayresultf+omrefkXes of the irritant receptors or be a direct result bf ozone on the airways not asscciatedwiththevagusnerveinthe efkrent pathway. It is inter&@ t0 note that 15 per cent of the members of the 1984 US Olympic Tm had some degree of etie-induced br~nchospasm during the summer Olprpic Games in LDS Angel-. &cent studies have examined mQdqs of inhalation, specifically oral versus nasal breathing, on the ability to ause constriction of bronchial passages, ad inflammation of the airways.Thenoseactsasafilterandasa protector of the lower airways from i&&d particulate. During exercise,

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sidered by some researchers. They found that 0.10 ppm ozone did not produce measurable pulmonary function impixment in their subjects evenat the highest work ~XML At rest, pdmoniuy function changes did not wcur until ozone exposure at 0.50 ppm.Theq when the subjqct ran on the treadmill at the lowest exercise work Ioad,~rnechqes we okrvedatO.3OppmTheycortcludedthat for.subjects engaged in vigorous e3cer&e, 0.30 ppm ozone is an unacceptably high level of expasUre and the, threshold concentration lies somewhere Meen @IO and 0.30’ ppm-No

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Exe&e enhances the effeds of ozone.~ecioesnothavetobeahigh performanceat&tetosuffertheconsequm of ozone inhalation h&any txcupatiod or recreational act&it& involve sustained peri& of moderate to heavy metabolic load (equivalent to intermittent exercise studies) and these activities increase breathing rate, and the total amount of ozone inhaled. If this is not convincing emu& one must remembr that the photochemical smog in suburban Lm Angeles has exceeded 0.60 ppmdand studies done in 1978 have shown pulmomry function changes ‘at 0.50 m ozone, at rest; no exercise .iWOlV 3 Tidal volume is the volume of gas exchanged per breath which dbXkbdhes ubn Ozone evsure due to a decreased mmute A reduction oxygen of tiW uptake capatityper . (themaximumamountofairinspired and then expired) is due primarily to

breathing rate inkses, and 85 per cent of healthy adults are or&nasal . breathers in this situation. Therefore, ozone will bw the nose, which acts as a “scrubber” and more severe ozone effects could result However, the results of ‘later studies demonstrated that exposure. to exercising subjects of 0.40 ppm ozone produced no signifkant diiferences between modes of inhalation with respect to changes in pulmonary function, Therefore, the oral mucosal area does not differ greatly from that of the nose. Since the mucous membranes of the respiratory tract are the first surfaces exposed to inhaled ozone, ozone attacks the membrane bound unsaturated fatty acids to form unsaturated fatty acid peroxides, ozonides, hydroperoxidases, and other long-lived free radicik Thus, the mechanism of action for ozone may in part involve free radicals. These free radicals disrupt cell membranes and undergo chain reactions where more free radicals are w duc& The production of the unsaturated fatty acid peroxides is very rapid and limited by the rate of ozone reaching the epithelial ceIL Ozone is pervasive and its target cells could include blood neutrophik and polymorphonuclear leukw. Lmkocytes are an essential component of the human immune system. If the&e cells are attacked by free zdkals, then phagoqtosis and digestion of foreign particles by these white blood cell components are ime ,Ozone also has the capability of altering the membrane. receptors on the surface of phagocytes, thus debilitating batteriaI attachment to the cell and the phagocytic process. Overall, there is signifhmtly reduced intracellular killing in the presence of ozoneinduced free radicals. I The cellular damage dueto ozone causes the formation of fibrous tissue in the bronchioles and alveok ducts of the lungs. Fibrosis decreases the pliability of bronchioles and forces other structures of the lung tissue to stretch excessively during the inspiration phase of respiratory movement The increased stretch effect enhances the response of the reflex reduction which inhibits inspiration even sooner. As early as 1959, studies demonstrated the extent of ozone injury to the fibrous tissue in its effects on rabbits to acute ozone expsure. The studies revealed disarrangement of the pseudostratikd epithelial ttem and defoliation of the supe rr cial epithelial layer in the lower portion of the trachea Cilia, the hair-like structura lining the respiratorytractthatsweepawayforeign ‘cles, were missii and the lee chii were coinpIetely denuded of epithelium. These function pul-v changes have been observed with ozone alone and in photochemical smog episodes. Photochemical smog episodes include other air pollutants in addition to ozone such as sulphur dioxide,

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“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every mcket@xi sig?@ies, in thejinal sense, Q theJJ%m those whu hunger and are not Ied thuse who are cdd and are nut clothed l71is world in arms is nut spending munqy alone. li is spending thesweat uf its luburm, thegenius of its scientti, thehupesufitschildrm.. . . 7Wisnuta way of life in any tme sense. Under a cloud of threutening war, it is humanity hangingfirn u cross uf iron. ”

The quote above is by Dwight Eisenhower, the 34th president of the United States. Despite the fact that people such as Eisenhower - who was also a military commander held this view, modern military spending levels continue to increase. The total global budget of the military is over $1 trillion (US) annually. Canadds military budget is approximately $12 billion, which makes us the sixth’ largest military spender among the 16 members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Thjs amount can be compared to the federal government’s funding allocations for the Department of the Environment (about $1 billion this year), or ,its foreign aid budget (about $3 billion). In light of the magnitude of Canada’s defence s nding, one might be inclined to question tr e appropriateness of our current spending There tie arwents both for and against maintaining the current level of spending. Proponents of the current policy a@e, for example, that Canada’s current level of military spending provides a significant infusion of capital into the economy and allows Canada to maintain good standing asa NATO member.

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Opponents of Canada’s military policy argue that membership in NATO is nof particularly important since easing of Cold War tensions, that Canada’s military spending should be dmstically reduced, and that the -money saved should be directed toward nonmilitary applications whi& will improve quality of life. I In an effort to learn more about the issties surrounding Canada’s military policy, the Waterloo Chapter of Canada Student Pugwash is hosting a panel discussion on the military use of science. Our intent is to promote objective communication concerning the economic, political, technological, social, and moral implications arising from the military use of science and technology in swie@ The panel will provide a number of diverse viewpoints on the issue - current panel members will include Prof. Brunk of Conrad Grebel CoUege’s Peace and Conflict Studies department; Jo Davis of Voice of Women; Dr. -Paul Forage of the University of Toronto’s East Asian Studies department; Major Arthur Gans, who is the Senior Protestant Chaplain at the Canadian Forces Base in Toronto; Pre fessor Hepburn of UW’s Chemistry department; and Waterloo North h4P Walter McLean. Each panel member has been asked to give a short speech, which wiI.l be followed by dialogue within the panel and questions from the audience. To address the issue as objectively as possible, Pugwash would Eke to rep reserit as many different viewpoints at this discussion ‘as ‘possible. This event is taking place in the Davis Centre, room 1302 (the “-fish lx@” Seminar room) at 7~30 pm on mtirsday; March 21. Admission is free and all are encouraged to attad. For more inform&~ call Mark at 7-712 or Andrew at 7254576.

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Unethird of the world’s popuM6n is in danger -theyareeitherdirectIyorin&ectIy affeckd by the ongoing envirotunentaI degradation-of the Hixn&ym region The problems @ the Hima@& region are intricately linked with the human interaction with the non-human environment and, logically, so are the Solutions. Sadly,thethinkingwhichhaspervadedthe destruction of the Hixnalayas is beii employed to repair it. This paradigm is based in the notion that man must utilize nature for her reso’urces in a commercially profitable way. It exploits nat&re, dominates her and ultimately destroys her. This exploitation was arried Out through colonization and the western model of development. Vandana Shiva, an Indian ecologist, calIs it t?zald~Zopmml .&en proj& to make nature “productive” and “profitable” conflict with subsistence of the people and sustainability of the environment. These rejects are large-scale, capital intensive, and Pecus on meeting the needs of the population - not to maintain subsistence, but to produce commodities. The Chamera hydro electric project in the Indian Himalayas is one exampIe of such an approach. Upon its completion, this mega+oject will have employed over 2MKl people and have used 1.35 million cubic meters of concrete. The benefits of the 54OMW genemtor include employment and power for industrial and domestic use. The tradeoffs are less visible and more di&uIt to measure. The people who are &placed by the river’s diversion,~ those who live downstream and who use the river as a mter source and source of food may be affected. These people are voiceless. The continued disruption of the fragile mountain ecology through maldevelopment, unsustainable forestry practices and increasing population burden, threaten the 45 million people that live in the Himalayas with increasing poverty and lowered quality of life. In addition, research and international attention has been concerned with how events in the Himalayas contribute to the global deforestation trend and global warming. Theirtheorygoes something like this: pop t&ion growth and low productivity of agridtural labour increase the rural demand for firewood, timber, fodder, and arable agricultural land resUrting in deforestation; the need for crop lands leads to farming on steep slopes resulting in soil erosion, landslides, and disruption of the hydrological cycle; flooding siltation, lower water levels, drying of springs, and an increase in sediment deposits results; the exertion and time taken . to travel for wood re@s in an increased use of dung for fuel reducing the amount of available natural fertilizer for terraced soils perpetuating the drop in crop yields as both causeandeffect

Intemitio~I aid organizations, e w&as regional and state governments havedevised a number of policies,notably so@I forestry, to d&I with the perceived problem. Social forestry’s aim is to produce improved fuelwood supply to replace the use of animal . dung. augment smaII timber supply and animd fodder, provide agriculturalfiiilds against wkxCZCEEr2 reational needs. In their 1980 five year plan

are exceptions, the introduced trees often no better meet the needs of the peoplk than they adapt to the natural ecology of the forest. Vandana Shiva places the root of the forestry problem in the Indian Himalayas (indeed in all of India) in the British colonizers’ commercial exploitation She outlines how women have become the primary victims of poverty and environmental degradation in the Himalayas. As forests disappear, women,

the Indian government earmarked one thousand million rupees for social forestry. However, social forestry remainsea surface solution based in the maldevelopment paradigm to a deep-rooted problem. Indigenous trees are replaced with faster wing pines and exotic species, for example r e cum tree, resulting in both cultural and environmental problems. Though there

as collectors of fuel and fodder as well as roots, ,tubers, fruit, and leaves for food and herbal medicines, face an increased workload in gathering these necessities. Efforts to Substitute alternative fuel like dung cakes upset the cycle of natural inputs into theagriculture. Thisburdenisfurthercompoundedbyefforts to’ cope yith the. influence of the money economy. Men often give in to the pull of

migratory labour when the family can no lon.ger meet their new material needs or even their basic subsiince needs because of reduced agricultuml produce tid value. Case studies iti Nepal showed that 21 per cent of the labor force had migrated, and 90 per cent of the migrants were of prime working age. Propensity to migrate increased with education The increased responsibility on the children, women and the elder1 means mothers negIect nutrition and heal tK and the children sac.r&e their education. As much as they are the victims of poverty and environmentaI degradation, women hold the power to protect name and nur&e her back to sustainabii~. Women in India are the . protectors of forest biodiversity became of the food production link, says Shiva. “(TJ ree fodder is predominant in the agricultural economy.. . older wormen train the younger ones in the art of lopping and of collecting forest produce . . . Since food gathering and fodder collection has been women’s work, primarily, women as foragers were critid in manag@ and renewing the diversity of the for&.” British replaced this indigenous expertise with a “onedimensiona~ mascubist science of forestry” stktly concerned withcommercid timber. Today, Indiais losing 1.3 milEon hectares of forest per year. This utilization of resources which is carried out in many unsustainable fores@ pracbces around the world, neglects to measure the value of nature’s products consumed directly without passing through a market Economists xnaintain that these consumptive values must be measured and recorded to protect biodivera sitye Peasant Women knew the value of the fore& It provided drink@ water, irrigation fertilitydirectIyasgreenmanureorasorganic matter cycled through farm animals. This knowledge is passed on from woman to woman in tinnal, decentralized, learn-asyou-work, “forest colleges” v&y different from the highly centrahzed, maledom.iMed colleges (only 10 per cent of the students at the AgricuItil University of Himachel Pradesh are wcmwn) that teach agriculturallyrelated subjects in India today. In addition, the majority of the graduates of these colleges hever return to the rural villages to farm, but choose to work as researchers for the govemmerit and pesticide companies. Women, on the other hand, have demonstrated their commitment to the land, subsistence agriculture and by implication the forests in the Chipco (hug-the-trees) movement. Chipco is a decentralized women’s movement spawned by the recognition by the Indian women that the commercial forestry was destroying the naturalhabitat and thus destroying their livelihood. The conflicting paradigms of exploitation and cornmodification through maldevelop ment and sustainable, subsistence agriculture are acted out as C&co confronts the commercial foresters. I%mela PhiIipose recounts l

womerthavedemonstrated , their commitment to the land .

45 million people are thveatazed This theory, however, can be criticized on a L number of levels. The Himalayan region runs over six countries with a vast cross section of people. They tier in their agricuIturaI practices, transience, class, caste and education. Also contributing to the diversity in the Himalayan region are government -policies, the state of siege or war which some of the countries are i& and the involvement of aid , agencies wK& can run from prevalent (@, in some c+ses, counterproductive and competitive) ‘to embarrassingly nonexistent. Sweeping genemlizations, the- especially in fight of the lack of real data that has been collected, should be regarded with suspicion

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the confrontation, “In one instance, in November 1977, the women of Advani village, in Tehri Gar~hal tied sacred threads around the ‘trees marked for felling, deterIAWCI to save the trees, even at the cost of their lives, (According to Hindu custom, tying a sacred thread on somebody establishes the r&tionship of the protector and the protected.) The forest officer who had visited the village

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l cont’d. from page 129 synergistic efkcts with respect to ozone. Sulphur dioxide arises from industrial sources and the combustion of coal and woti fires. Large amounts can be inhaled through the nasal passages where it a&as a respiratory tract irritant. Sulphur dioxide has been shown to elicit greater airway constriction and resistance. There is the potential for sulphur die-tide to react with ozone in the atmosphere to form sulphuric acid and this reaction has sparked interest in studies with a combination of sulphur dioxide and ozone compared to the two photooxidants alone. One study ut@zed I ppm sulphur dioxide and 0.30 ppm ozone for three 3tl+ninute bouts of intermittent exercise. The resuhs found no significant pulmonary function changes in the combfnation of the two gases than for ozone alone at 0.F ppm No efkt of sulphur dioxide alone was observed. Therefore, the effects of ozone alone at ambient smog levels far outweigh any possibk additive effect of sulphur dioxide at similar or even substantidly higher levels, such as 1 to 2 PPm Nitrogen dioxide, through the formation of the reaction produc& nitric acid, induces airway resistance. Another study tested a combinat+ of 0.30 ppm ozoneLand near p&~ ambient concentrations of nitrogen dioxide at 060 ppm as well as just the two gases alone with exercise for one hour. In agreement with the sulphur dioxide studies, ozone alone and in combination showed increased airway resistkce, rapid shadow breathing and symptoms of respiratory discomfoxt No significant effect of nitrogen dioxkie alone was observed. Therefore, the additive effects of nitrogen dioxide and ozone are not beyondthoseinducedbyO.3Oppmof ozone alone. A 1983 group undertook a study of the respiratory effects of kktermitteni exercise with a two how expoke to ozone, sulphur dioxide, and nitrogen &oxide, alone and in combhation. The concentrations were maintajned at an’ average’ of @X5 ppfll. The severity of t-l-k? symptom (coughing On foxed expiration, coughiq dtiing deep inspiration, or &inclination to bkea deep breath) in the combingtion of ozone, sulphur dioxide, and nitrogen dioxide expure were essentiallythesameasthatproduced by ozone eve alone; no sJmlptvlns

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human adaptations to ozone.,AdapWon can be defined for t@.s pqose as a biological response to an inhaled toxic substance that prevents’ or attenuates tie expected advm clinical and physiological responses to subsequent exposures to t.& same substanW. Many investigators have wondered if the exposure to ozonecontaining photochemical smog in Los Angeles could produce an adaptive remonse in humans.

ln 1986, a. study of the effects of mechanisms accountjng for the decrepeated exposure to ozone showed reise in responsiveness between 24 that subjects exposed to 0.35 ppm and 72 hour intervals following initial ozone for one hour v&h heavy conexposure have not yet been @wstinuous exercise at intervals for 24,48, tigated. 72, and 120 hours had enhanced Specific mechanisms are also pulmonary function responsiveness unclear explainjng the decrease of and enhanced subjective symptoms vital capacity when ozone and heat . with ozone re-exposure within 24 exposure wwe corribImed. There is hours. After 48 hours, the magnitude ah accentuation of the subjects’ of the pulmonary function responsymptoms of respiratoj d&comfort siveness lessen&. At 72 hour&, the and overall pqceived exe&n durheightened sensitivity had subsided . ingherrtexposu.reJ’his~Wo to those eff@s . observed Upon needstokfurthereki&~ ““p t initial exposure, appears that some me&a&m other than just cobfeathiqg is Similarl~&~@~fou.nddecreases involvedsincethereisalackofa in pu.hmaq function and increases in respiratury sympbms were max- dgnifmnt effect d heat exposure on any Bow-r&ted variables. I ifnal after two ozone expusures The physiological rqonses to within 48 hm, but were hugely ozone dose levels may vary reversed after fuur exposures. NO specik according TVsmoking habits, sex, and adaptations were,obsmved in sub used in bjeds ‘i;e-ixpased to o@ne on thC agem The majority ofsu~ects these exercise studies are yuw& samedayasd\einiW~. healthy, non-smoking GUUS with no The results indicate that humans historyofheartorrespiratcqWase. can adapt to high ambient ozone concentiti.uns under conditions of pW =Ywtde%o-screening t@ study begins. older, kmged . air poIluttion es. tes@befm kSlWdltained~*IMyresHowever,thisareahaso Y ybeen stt,u&d recmtiy and additional pond~~-exposure. re!wa+ on human adaptatiuns Tlumgh tkdetwmination of the nedsp be peaformed Fur example, l

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pool, the t-ranked last chance ‘at a CMJ dampionship Sherfor a while:% the 4 of th& seaso& brooke, while fourth-ranked Daltjq will lose at least thfei of their six startersto graduation: the power hitunakilable at presdm. Vie wirtner %ousie tar$es with Toronto. Ihe consolation, b&ue# and gold * ting twin-toweftSteve ad Scott advances to play the survivor of the . me&tlrnatcheswill’takepi&eon Smith and pren&x setter Tony Marmatch lLB&wen *ranked Map F+lrday. ?rs\e &%mpioi?&ip match tin&trcmgri@t-sideBobF&hvaldis itcibq and sjxth-rankecl A “willbeteI~%veonTSNat2’pm also graduating. A f&r&-r, midFridaytithes&Xmals,whilethe. olmtil&i.. . dlaDaveBaI&,isstillun&cidedon two keen3 clagh in’the c0nsoI@on ntiB&!&&~betfieWarriors afnfthandfinalmm draw, -- , andJiierefore met up with mndrankedCal@ryinthe~pe&@round last night (‘h&lay), with details-

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Thisweekend niarks the Warriors’ totheeventinthelastsix hue the bronze ye- 2. ey +mptured medal last ye?. l

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UW netminder Steve Udvari, despite being struck by a higfi stick from behind the net by Laurier’s Steve Griggs one minute later, carried on and stood his ground the rest of the way, including the last 1:4$ during which WLU played six skaters. After Game 1, Udvari had yielded only two goals in four playoff games. In Game 2, along with Lorentz’s five point performance, linemate Day and freshmae Schaefer each scored twice to lead the Warriors. Day’s first tally, scored on the power play with 35 seconds remaining in the first perid, got past Laceby after Day redirected a brentz twirland- shoot setup. Then, at 756 of the thM,Dayttuewadartthatalsofou.nd the target behind Laceby. “I don’t know where I got my h2md&ntheplay&&%aidDay,refer ring to his new-found touch around the net, ‘but I’m not going to compW Waterloo led 3-I after 20 minutes of play and 6-2 at the end of the second period Pat Daly, in his first shift since separating his shoulder three weeks ago, scored the other Waterloo goal. Don Oberle had two goals for Laurier and Andrew Wood, Mike Dahle, Dan titche scored singles.

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Taking a-lookat the Final Four ., . on defence, experienced on offence, with a ldt of de$h between the pipes. 1 The 13 returnees from last year’s : team are joined by many taIented defencemen from the QMJHL UQTRk offensive attack is paced by Jean Bois, Patrick Emond, Robert F&ie, and Benoit Gosselin, none of The stageisset. Caruda’sfourmo9t whom were strangers to the scoring elite vdfsify ice hockey teams ti leadmh.@ rankings h he 199&l meetinToronto next weekend to bat= -peign At the other end c team tIefornationaIsupremacy.Let%takea backstop Denis Desbiens hi&d the look at the status of each squad and season with a 2.24 goals against their respective match-ups. average, tops in the nation D-L& a&d his assistant Claude SEMI-mAL GAME Rl Guerard stress speed and hard work as the secrets of the team’s success. UQTRvsUPH LRSPatriotesreceivedtheCNJAAEast pennant in the regular season and, Rld%y, March 22,7:30 pm predictably, ..captured the division TV: TSN (tape &Jay) 11:30 pm championship with a sweep of Toronto. QuebecTtpis-Riviemp;ltriotes RjmeEdwardIsbndRmhem NatiOnal rulkimg: lst Cbce champims: OUAA East National ranking: 4th Cw champicme: AUAA Imp&: 1741 * LqpIekecO&d: 14-11-l Heid coachi Dany Dube He%d&BiuyMacMillan’

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Clancy to the Panthecs this season, He led the team in scoring with 56 points in 26 games (second in the nation). Last year’s AUAA MVP and AILCanadian, Richard LittIe, finished just short of CIancy with 51 p&s. Watch out for rookie itentre Shane MacEachem, a product of the St Louis Blues’ farm team. UPEI also sports one of the strongest blueline corps in thecountry. Bob Giffin is the team’s playmaker, collecting 35 of his 4% point season output on assists. He is supported by A&Conference defenceman John Copple, along with Wayne MacPhee, Peter Bernard, and freshmanpaulEoggie. , ThePwher’svictimssofarinpostseason are St Thomas, Moncton, and DdhOUSk!. 1 PREDKTION: UQTR was upset by the Laurier Golden Hawks 2-l in one of Iast year’s nationaI semi-final gamesp and are out for revenge. The &i the MacAdam Panthers ca DiMunwi r awinave&Mor&m, the- 1989-90 CIAU champ&ts,~ and went on to upet the highly buted Daasousie Tigers in the Atkmtic Fii The firepower of Les htriotes andiheir,@ftskatingskil@shm&We Ahe edge in this bmburner. .

PREDICTION: This game will probabli develop into a goattending battle. The gritty Warriors, with their limitless &power and, energy should prevaiL They aJso have legions of fans behind them. Howeyer, the Golden Bears, with their strong nucleus of cohesive veterans, shoul# not be taken lightly. Expect another nail-biter.

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1990 was a frustrating year for the Toronto Blue Jays. The talent was there, but a division title wasn’t. It seemed that only a lack of t&m unity and some bad attitudes were holding the Jays back. This year, it appears that a new a-de exists. Gone are George Bell, Tony Ftsrnandez, and Junior Felix. This threesome seemed tocauseconstantturmoilduringtheir time in Toronto. The new arrivals should do nothing but help. Joe Carter brings strong leadership and a powerful bat to the lineup. His batting average has been poor the last few years, but playing on artificial turf should change that, His power numbers might also improve in SkyDome. Last se85on, he was thirdintheNationalLeaguewith115 RBIS. D&on White gives the Jays possibly the best defensive outfielder in basebalL Outfield defense was their major nemesis last season. Ln Califorr& White suffered offensively. *He has some power and can steal bases, but doesn’t hit fof a high ave e. He .couldn’t adjust to the lead3 spotwiththeAngels,andprobably won’t in Toronto. Roberto Palomar may be the key acquisition. One of the best second basemen in the leame, he is strong in

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Charlton is used as a starter, World Series h4VP Jose Rijo missed much of last season because of injuries, while All-Star G-e starter Jack Armstrong had arm problems in the second half. Lf youngsters Scott Scudder and Chris Hammond perform as expected, their rotation vviIl be quite Strong. The Reds wiIl also be stronger offensively. Rookie sensation Hal Morris and late season acquisition Bill DoranwillhavefuIlseasons.Morrisis considered by many to e future batting champion Mariano Duncan gives them probably the best reserve infielder in baseb$l. Another reason why the Reds should be better in 3991 is Eric Davis. After playing hurt all last year, he appears to be healthy and now wears contact lenses to improve his vision at: the plate. When Davis is on, he may be the most explosive player in the game. Since his frail body has never allowed him to play a full season, it may not happen again this yea&If it does, the Reds wiu be very tough Add to all this tiball’s best shortstop in Barry La&n, and all-star thirdbasemanChrissa~,anditis hard to see why nobody is showing the Redsany respect. The Giants and Dodgers have both signed some key freeagentswhowillhelp,butno&m has ever won the year after’making such moves. Remember the highly mtedsanDiegopadr;eswhobst yearadded JoeCarter, Ja~Cl&and Bruce Hurst. They were out of the race by June. Look for the Reds to be coniendmagain.

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Cincinnati Reds are world but you woulddtkyw it by listing to the media. Most peaple are picking the Dodgers and Giants-to fin&h ahead of them in the National Lqp West They feel that the Reds were lucky to win it alI last ~asonXhisisabigmistake.What makes them the team they afe is a greatpitchingstaffwhichmaygtibet1 champions,

Ah spring, and a young sports writer’s mind turns toward basebali; making fun of it in the case of thiesports writer (glad toseeyou droppedt~o jmng’ guff - cd). And what an easy task &at’s shaping up to be &is season. With that in mind, let’s ch out some of the projected highlights for the upcoming go-round of the T oys of Slumber. George ‘Mr. Happy” Bell has toddled Off to Chicago, or “Chicargo” if you’re a baseball annopncer, and my condolences to an otherwise fine city. Yet to be heard from the biggest flake in the major leagues since “SpaceMancl LRe went off to pitch softball: the reason Bell didn’t play consistently in Torotito was the ‘iays predomtly blue uniform, and blue gives off vibes that mess with his game. BeIl backtracks after discovering that the Cubs wear royal blue pin stripes. m In mid-March, Bell announces that in the off season he travelled to Haiti to seek the help of several voodoo priests to improve his fielding, rc. . . just like the guy in&@rLeague.” Cub officials refuse to verify this, but bbserve that Bell is attempting to catch fewer fly-balls with his f&e. Elsewhere in the League, GlenalIen Hill causes a minor commotion in the Blue Jay club house on opening day by setting off a small explosion just befor! the game. When asl@ to explain, he replies that he had to wake up his bat, proving that he spent too much time watching TV with Bell last season. Blue Jay manager Cito Gaston says that after the vanishing act that Hill’sbatting ability pulled last season, anything is a step in the right direction. While attempting to break Lou Brock’s record for stolen bases against the Texas Rangers in Arlington, Ricky “the Hotdog” Henderson becomes the victim of a “Get Tough on Crime” campaign, and is tpoked on felbny charges of grand theft. Sheriff Manmountain Studge states, ‘7 don’t hold with the glorification of any crime, including any kind of theft”, and thus wins the 1991 People Unclear on the Concept Award. Born to pressure from his son, President Bush grants Henderson a full pardon. In a surp* move, the WWF backtracks on its pro@ scenario for Wrestlema& VII. Due to the untimely end of the Gulf War, pro&z@ SergeantS~~~isdroppedfkrnnthecard.Zna~~arrangedcetebrity umpiring appearance,-Hulk Hogan issues the go ahead run on a called fourth bd, causing an irate Roger Clemens to storm the plate and attack H Afterbe+u.ckeredtithaba#x4bat, Hogan announcesthai he r ’ me& Clemens in a steel Cage match to settle the score. Umpires ttuau%houtMajor~~~~hopethismarksa~changefor Clemens. Further prediction: some really siIly things are going to happen during the MLB season too. .

. by Laurie I;Batherstune special to Imprint People tend to focus their ene%y and skills at university in certain areas; some people thrive on academics, others devote their time to interest groups, and a few of us choose athletics. In the fall of 1987, I: decided I’d like to try rowing. The university rowing club had formed that fall under the direction of Don McLean, who is faithfully still with us. I never though I’d make it through my novice season. First of a& rowers are early morning people: I wasn’t, md I still haven’t developed a cheery outlook on life at 530 am. Rowers are crazy, toa They will conlront almost any weather system with enthusiasm. 1 vividly remember the first time I eversetfooti.naboat;itwasraining and cold. The experience m mindimgghg, and the best thing ever. Rowing is ideal for people starting university who dQ not have previous rowing experience since the rostroke is not complicated and can be taught in one seasori. The University of Waterloo now hasavarsityprogramthatisquickly expanding. The cities of Kitchener and Waterloo have a rowing club that workscloselywiththeuniver&yprogram in its fund-raising efforts; the two organ&tions share equipment and site facilities. The KitchenerWaterloo rowing club is active in the summer wim a busy summer regat& schedule. Each weekend, starting in late June, Kitchener-Waterloo crews are rac5ngag~neighbouringclubs at rowing courses scattered across southern Ontario. The highlight ‘of the summer is the Royal Canadian Henley regatta held in St. Catharines. This regatta attracts a host of crews from acres North America.

I have enjoyed my education at Waterloo. I am glad that I took part in an extraactivity that showed me the importance of working with others and the advantages of leading a disciplined lifestyle. Rowingisafairlydemandings rt,soit does take a term or twu to CA out how to balance your’academics qd personal athletic training. The challenges a flew club faces are many. The components a successful

program req&.res are a strong nptwork of coaches and athletes, plus thy resourcestopur&asethenecessary equipment and facWies. . The admSstrators ‘and club executive members then design short-term and long-term plans to ensure efficient use of thE!se resources. Competing is fun, even when you *are up against more experienced ‘crews. Sometimes you lose, at other timestheracesarecloser.Thefunisin

hying Whenever a crew does well in a race, the whole club is behind them. Some Crews hme done quite well in their respective categories and I’m sure more crews will follow along the same pa& Waterlti’s rowing progzamisontheupswing,Icanonly predict a bright future for this young club. My favourite part of the day was’ beingoutontllelakerowiqevenifit was at such an ungodly hour. I will

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by Trevor ‘Blair Imprintstaff

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The Slammin’ Watusis were trying their best to get some awe&on from the uninterested audience at RPM; attempting to evoke that magic, the’ precious instant when band and crowd become one in a moment Qf communion. They reached out of themselves and, in these globally turbulent times, across national boundaries. “Hey Cunudu!. . . we love your beer!. . . and, well, we don ‘t know about your women yet!. . . Haw! hQw! huw!” For all their uselessness, the Wads did provide the evenings first valuable lesson: we are put on this earth to suffer to suffer fools, indignity, anguish and a host of other misfortunes+ Four boys calling themselves PURE then took the stage, treating us to an intense fusion of tight rhythms, primal screaming and some intricate guitar work. Lesson two: mankind does possess the ability to transcend the miasma of existence. After a telltale pause in the soundtrack and dimming of the lights, people start appeaiing from everywhere, crawling out of the woodwork , and crowding the stage. Were we to be treated with an apocalyptic orchestral fanfare? or perhaps a collage of wartime news reports? No, the Joke greeted us with the Partridge Family’s theme “C’mon Get Happy” before wading into

‘G&de The Termite Mound,” a surrising opener and the slowest song %om their new Lx). Soft keyboard waves seemed to ride on the floating fog, enveloping the band and reaching out to the audience. Their low-key arrival was a gamble and it paid off; tension mounted and mounted. When they launched into “Money Is Not &r God,” everyone was hopping hound as @ough in a huge skillet Far from the deafening soup that was theii last RPM performance, the Joke sounded clear and wonderful. The set itself was a curious one: apart from one exception, every song was from either the first or the last of their eight LP’s:So we didn’t hear Martin Atkins claim”Night Time”as his own, their mega-hit “Love L&e Blood” was overlooked, and I’m sure there was more than one distraught fan wondering why Rev&tions was ignored. They did, however, do a blistering rendition of “Frenzy” from 1984’s Firedanca. With an accelerating finale and rapid-fire strobe lights, they seemed to suck all the oxygen from the crowd, leaving them in a dizzy haze. Jaz, iir. ranting mode, delivered a diatribe on ecological collapse before Geordie literally exploded into ‘Intravenous,” the evening’s undisputed high@ht. Other poignant moments were Jaz’s pleas for us to ‘be human” (before me Beautiful Dead”) and his observations on the welcoming of “the heroes” back home during their American tour

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by T. Blair

of “Fsyche,” evoking the memory of The house lights came on and it Larry’s Hideaway, where theymcoF~~-seemed”lhat XWryone in the place ded their live EPHA! back in 82. wanted to get into the dres43ing room to congratulate the band, smoke, and waifed around for mother encore but stealtheirbeer.Highonlife~dfu.lly alas, no, recharged, I walked back to Waterloo.

Manchester moo-vers

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Carpets pile it on _* on a s&all venue tour and a veritable salmagundi qf visual delights in the form of photographic slides. This visual asp& of the show added greatly to the orchestration of most songs, especially ‘Mermaid” and “SackviIle.” The set list was a varied mixture of songs from the full length album b&z offset by selections from the multitudinous single releases. Highlights of the show were the latest singIe Taravanf an epic version of “Commercial Reign,” (domestically titled “Commerrial Rain”) and an outstandingve&mof’ThisisHowit Feels.”

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Manchester’s Inspiral I&pets motto was proven last Saturday Night at the Spectrum Club in Toronto. swirling disco lights, psycho-kinetic music, trance dancing, and Dorothy Hamill haircuts abounded at the Inspiral Carpets’ second ” ;* Toronto show in eight months. The Spectrum was a very s&y venue. The rectangular disco lights hanging down from the ceiling were more appropriate for an episode of Ektric Circus than for a concert. The music prior to the show was 30 original house hits sampled from 300 origid stgrs. My friend and I were saddened because the small stage at the club could not possibly fit the marching band who appear on the Inspiral Carpets live home video; however, this was the only disap pointing aspect of the show. Showtime was announced by a veritable flood of-smoke which just like eating powdered

tasted

Quik the can. The smoke was sprayed incessantly in order to completely filLthe entire stage prior to the arrival of the band. At some point during the third song the entire stage was once again visible as the canned smoke had ebbed away into the nether regions of the club.

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The band’s live show proves beyond a doubt how poorly produced the vinyl offerings of the band

have been thus far. The band was really full and. upbeat brought a lot of tife’s weaker “Directing TM%” and “She in the Fall,” to life.

One of these things is not ike the others. The musical prologue was a chorus of “moos” overtop of a Manchesterized version of the Dr. Who theme (Dr. Moo?). Cows are a recurring motif for the Inspiral Carpets as their record company is nqmed Moo, cows adorn many ofthe single sleeveqand their mercha.ndi&g is rife with cow ‘logos. This ,motif was taken to

ridiculous extremes as the crowd took, in -proper herd* mentality, to mooing between songs. This was, however, a welcome break from “Trala&Manchester” or the Manchester United football anthem: The stage was set off by the best theatrical light show I have ever seen

sound which songs, Comes

Saturday’s show was an intense multi-media event. Singer Tom Elingley’s vocals were excellent, yet he did not ever attempt ‘to develop a rapport with the audience. Overall, the band’s stage presence was not ever as interesting as organ-player Clint Boon’s “Way-Outs a la the Flintstones” ‘haircut. However, the technical staging and the perfect orchestrations more than made up

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for the band’s lack of personality. In fact, the show was v good it left, to paraphrase Michal “Wi.ggly”Quigley, my nubins of pleasure a-quivering. The disturbing element of the whole show was the merchandising of the band’s memorabilia. The InspiralCarp&3&irta,b0ththe~Cool as*Fuck” Moo Recdrds shirt and the very nice But&fly logo, Am& sleeved, hooded shirt, had sold out prior to our arrival at the club. More Inspiral Carpets shirts arrived midway &rough the xmmce only to sell out again. P er the show as the people were filing out the merchandising booth was feae and se& ing like hotcakes, Stone Roses t-shirts.

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Arts/Film

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Tar~u&flfki “Break On Y The Doors . of Erection ntrough~“, the nvusic~J’ Imprint:So Darlene

since.thephy was written over3lwyeum ago, how a?vyou able to make it relevant to today’s society? Darlene: To begin with, I think that the themes are very relevant. The whole idea of deception and the mis-. use of power relates very much to contemporary issues like -the Jim Bakerscandal,orthesavingsandloan ‘scandal; I particularly see this relating to the American society. I: what is the play about? D: Thestoryisaboutaman (T&h&) who manipulates his way ink a bmily, thrpugh the affections of the affluey-ht father. By the the 0rgon (the father) ‘wisensup to the tierhanded shenan@ns of this dastardly dude, it is too late. The estate, all the &on~y, even’his own tiati&l daughter have been signed over to T&e. k can you explain the pi?tun? ori t/w? postem posted amarnd the campus? D= Sure. The picture symbolizes the idea of the mask One of the characters at the,9ays 7s not a f&e quite di&rent from a mask?” I think that somewhat sums up the entire play.

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Doors. There are many levels upon which the hyo can be compared. Firstly, Have you noticed that both Moliere tdirectingcredils include and Morrison’s rumedegin with the . .p: My Almost r ‘ke Being-and the Zoo Slay, letters M-O? Coincidence? You 7Hking Dirty, arnd -7%~ Madnes 'of decide. Laud) fight. -’ Would you dispute that both !: Am aII the cast members students at Moliere and Morrison have never theuni~? heard of Val Elmer? I didn’t think D: No, not a?l of them. I attempted to so. cast people closer to the ages of the Did you know that Idoth Moliere characters. Xn fact, the man playing and Jim Morrison have reputedly Thrtuffe, Mark Houlighan, is a visiting been laid to rest at the’Pere L&&e” ~y.$y$campus, originally from cemetery in Paris, but there is not a man, woman or child alive to corI: Oh r&y, dk he have an accent? roborate this allegation? A cosmic Dt He has a bit of an accent, but it practical joke? Perhaps. comes across as more’of an aff&aL Need I go on? Are you satisfied? tion, which seemed to be quit? Gvod. Darlene Spencer, the director appropriate for the character. You of the upcoming production, took a won’t print that will you? Hell kill me. few precious moments out of her valuable time to chat about the I: of course not. shoti and it went a Iittle I upcoming The play opens on March 19, with like&is... . subsequent shows on the 21,22, and 23. Please note that there will%e no show on the 20, as the entire cast will be at a screening of the movie 77le Doors. Word is out that Val Kilmer may show up to the op&ing night presentation of the play. Doors open at 790 pm, and the play begins sharm into your ply at 8. Get your tickets now corner of they’re selling out fast

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In an effort to keep up with the ever-dunging face of popular trektds, the drama department at UW has scaled to new, unexplored heights. With all the publicity surrounding the recent Oliver Stone film The Doors, UW has seized the golden opportunity to cash in on the hype. No, the Theatre of the Arts wiIl not be the venue for Break on Though - the Musical. Better yet, as the fourth production of the 1990/91 season, the University of Waterloo’s Drama depament is very proud to present Tumffe, a seventeenth century play by French playwright, Moliere. I know what you’re thinking so to put you out of

by Oliver Stone

‘l3.e split of his songs, and their intqgity as art, sun&d. . . because their powerdoesn Itspringjbm the myth Jim dmped around him Iike a cloak, but $bn the anguish he kept hidden. It ludged in the wmm of his iiyrics, and informed his every scream. M~tion’s &&$a1 parrions seem fir& next to John Lenruw k, hb rage agains women /au more pvsa.i~ than Bob Dylan’s ice pick miwgvny. But his balla& of living on the edjp are utterly authurirativti, phaps &awe h?to~&elip& : above all else, that people aw e stmnge. “’ - Riclbd Go-, l-h? village

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“No matter what time you live in,” says Stone in the February 26 issue of 77ze v/luge Voice, “you are always ready for Dionysus to come down from the mount&sand lead you into a wild, swirling orgy.” Dionysus? Orgy? Wait a minute. Press pause. J&n Morrison was no messiah. The day may destroy the night, and the night may divide the day, but you will never break on through to the other side. Wherever you go,%herever you are, you are here, right? Morxison wasn’t a god. He didn’t , break through. He descended into the pithy hell of alcoholism and drug addiction, a fucked-up poet bnt on 1 self destruction, which is a celebrated myth in art circles, yes, but it’s not much of a gospel. Stone, though, worships the Lizard King and has made a very subjective, orgiastic movie. 7Ize hm celebrates Stone’s masturbatory vision of his idok exploding life across the screen in streaks of pure hedonism, which is not bad, of course, but it leaves little room for interpretation - and reality. The tiovie lkrjly addresses the issue of poetic madness with much greater inspiration. After Mickey Rourke, the lost poetic sot& beats the era out of E&tie the bartender, he goes K ome to his bottle of wine and his notebook “Some poets never go crazy,” he writ&What truly horrible lives &ey must lead.” Jim Morrison is much more morose. “No one gets out of here alive,” he sings, and death, of course, is a bii part of ne Doors. The music’s over after all, but Stone refuses to turn out the lights. Instead, he celeb+es human mortality, cuddles up to- the tragic myth of misunderstood visionaries. Jim is too good, too sensitive, too . . . what? Alive? C’mon! ‘“You’re all fucking slaves/ a drunken Morrison screams at one audience. What the hell? Nice vision on ya, buddy. He’s got gorgeous hair. He can sing better than Elvis. He’s the “American Poet,” a sixties icon wearing the saddest damnable pout with his arms raised in surrender above his bare ’ chest You know the image. But he’s also grotesque, a dead metaphor, a corpse,‘a clown, a &arketing tool. Ok, so he’s a poet too, a repressed and suffering artist tortured by an uncaring world, but Stone doesn’t get US any closer to whatever insighb Morrison surely did possess, and the failure of the film hinges on that point. However, if it’s been awhile since your last orgy, you may want to go

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by pat U%onnor

t ryJ-EPP Lmprint staff The personal is pditid and the Ex&ical is personal in the latest offeri:ng from filmmaker Pat O’Connor, a mtive of Ireland and an alunnus of ; roronto’s Ryerson Institute. Basedson t he novel by William Trevor, Fmls of 1biune is about the terrorism carried4 rut by both lrish nationalists and f Ktish soldiers in the 19209, during the War of Independence. On the

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1Wish side was a para-military group called the ‘Black and Tans,” and it is 4sne Sergeant among them who i Initiates an ambush on the pro-, 1agonist’s Irish protestant family. Michael Hirst’s script barely I~chesonthehjstoricalba~ti, since, after a the situation’% ‘seen

&rough the eyes of &ll.ie Quirktort a emphasis on affect m the way he handles a poignant lovemaking and a child Gf about eight. Later, grown up, horrifying murder; with the help of he can think of nothing except his editor Michael Bradsell and great losses, so the details aren’t filled cinematographer Jerzy Zielinski, he in then, either. This film is concerned sticks to facial close-ups rather than with the kind of decades-long, multithe physical circumstances. generational obsessions with in@The structure consists of a number tice and catastrophe that used to grip of flashbacks, flash-forwards, and the characters of nineteenth century novels. The events have that level of visions, and for once, the temporal around (so often, and importance, but the pime is jumping uselessly, a factor in movies from the dramatic not because of what hap United Kingdom) serves an effective pens, but because of how the characnarrative and emotional m It ters feel about what happens. keeps you slightly confused, so you O’Connor’s direction stresses this aspect. If someone like Richard . can’t predict what’s coming, and it concentrates you on the characters’ Attenborough (who made Gandhi own interpretations of events. and Cry Fmvdom) had been in charge, Willie his a good start on Me, doted on by his parents, ever-present aunts, and various servants and workers under his father’s employ, including a teenaged boy, a blacksmith, and a new housemaid. Wiie lives on a splendid estate and there are plenty of shots of the luscious greenery surrounding it It’s a sun-lit paradise. Child actor Sean McClory’s Willie is a watcher; he’s just becoming acquainted with the complexity of the adult world, with work, sex, love, friendhip, and so on, when the blow struck by the Black and Tans leaves him devastated. (The vendetta is carried out amidst the very trees and bushes that looked so i&t& before.) We see him next as a young man (Iain Glen now), tq+ng to deal with his mother (Julie Christie), who is still grieving and soaked in booze. He falls in love with Marianne, a visiting as Mariamb. English cousin, played by the American actress Mary Elizabeth there would likely have been many Mastrantonio, but his pain, exacerscene of street crowds, random bated by his mother’s, prevents him violence, and officials’ conversations from pursuing a relationship. He becomes an alcoholic himself, behind closed doors. But O’Connor isn’t after an epic effect, h&s only secluded in a dark, mud-land hut, interested in this one family and the kept alive only by the occasional fish one freakish intrusion upon their saved for him by local fishermen. sheltered world. You can see his Meanwhile, Imelda, his daughter, liv- -

ing with Marianne on the Quintons’ estate, buckles under the haunting pressure of her traumatic family history. All the actors give fine performances, including the children, McClory and Catherine McFadden, Christie is

issue was never meant to be politics; it’s the individuals tangled up by political conflicts that matter. The Quintons become involved almost unwittingly, and it is children who suffer the most. The point of the tale is how

Director PaWConnor with &mn McClory who portrap mitral chafactw of Willie Quinton.

violence i6 recycled, how loyalties quite believable (she hasn’t always been) and surprises us with a lovely, fester into hatred against others. intricate portrait of a woman driven Obviously, the Irish-British struggle mad by a broken heart. Mich@ continues still. One of the clever KitChefi does interesting,~s&d w&k devices used in FOOT of Fomne is the of all this anguish and as Willie’s pensive but @right father. .>_groundjng Mastrantonio does not seem out of energy on a plot of land-the Quinmansion has place among British actors with ax ton home, “Kilnay.“~The the’%mpressive mystique of Scarlet natural ease in front of the camera; ~‘Har$s “Tara;” the orchards and she has it too, even when plumbing grove&have the unlimited potential depths. And Glen, as the main for kids 6f backyards in AA. Milne character, a soul in torment, manages and C.S. Lewis. Most importantly, to reveal Willie’s desperation and his obsessive thinking as well as subtle however, the attention paid to this piece of property underscores the changes ov6r time. sadness .and the strength of O’Connor doesn’t try to show the two sides; his sympathies clearly do attachments to land. It explains why wars, insurrections, reprisals, and disnot lie with the British trying to stomp putes often have a territorQ1 origin. the resistance. At the same time, both Mrs. -tonand Marianne are from England, and they’re shqwn as charming tender spirits. We also feel playing _- _- at the ptincesr Cinema, March 1 15-18. * a little something for Sergeant Rudkin (aquiline Neil Dudgem). But the

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It)y l?whe Olthof Imprint staff ‘You want me to review who?,” I asked as I &s handed the new Boy Gearge release @itled A4uqr Manm. Great, I thought, I get to review a ha&een. Not that I didn’t like the Culture Club in the early eighties, but, I thought that after all the slack he received from the biting British press about his heroin addiction, he had dropped off the face of the earth, too embarrassed to make a comeback I thought he’d been condemned to a life of obscurity, into the category enjoyed by other has&ens like The Romantics and Rake. But no, J3oy George is back, it’s not just a bad dream. And do you know what the surprising thing is aboutthis? His new tape is great and it’s a pleasant surprise to hear something innovative and new by a musician nobody expectal tocome back Although the voice of Boy George is unmistakable, it doesnodtake away from the general &d of the music His choice of back&round vocal&s is diverse and thereisnotraceoftheC&areClubin this dance music. The songs deal with religion, love and poli&s, and two of the songs are autobiographical, One is called Y

Special&e in Lmwliness” and it appears to be a comment about love and acceptance. He addresses his remvery from the drug addiction and seems to radiate confidence and optimism about overcoming it for goad. The message in the song epitomizes thehonesty of his music which says, if you like my music, great, but if you don’t, oh weiL I must admit that I’ve always admixed that attitude and honesty. Another very personal song on this tape is entitled, ” Too Much L,ove.” Commenting on his need to get over his drug addiction, its message is applicable to any recovering addict; that the addict alone can get over his addiction My favorite song on the tape & DOWII Mister,” which is a spiritually u+ftin~ song. It makes you feeI good andgives you the feeling that everything is going to be okay. Then again, I think the whole tape is a positive step forward in the career of a once has-beenIf you me to give him a chance, then 1”d susest purchasii this tape, but, don’t expect to hear any remniants of the Culture Club. The only thing I hear of the former Boy George is his return to his roots of dance music. As a person who has always admired his honesty, I give him credit for making a comeback with a positive, new and improved image. It gives me hope for the other has-beens. I-Es music is innovative and a brave attempt to return to a business that can be very critical of former popular artists. Give him a chance, try something different and let him convince you that he’s on his way- up- frbm “Karma Chameleon.”

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of Ameriay, m are all fine, full @ma for stomping to. There are mournful ballads too, withthesearch@%reCXdMounbin Due” and the sombre ‘flower of Sweet Starbane,” rtxding aut a fab co&xtion that one would not expect fromagroupthathasmainstreamed as m&has the Rovers. Mot for everyone, but right in time to cure the St. Paddy’s day fever, this a&umshouIdbeserv~withgreen beer to Irish w&na~ in loud clsapw of the so* off their only album, Let 7hem Eui Biqp. They’ve even. gone to the effort of ~xnbbg some of the songs. That way, hey sound a little different than before which ghes you, dear consumer, a choice of which version YOU would. like to spend your hard-earned cash

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Everyone Welcome! Free i;bffIi and , Doriuts!

It’s a win-win-win situationa really. With at least three of these remix albums but now, and the potential of countless others being released in the future, the public has plenty of versions of ekh song to choose from. That means that you win. Ad

of courge the artists, not to oodles of mi~obgi~t~, get the chance to fully express the m@ly unlimited facets bf their creativity through an ‘appropriate number of hly discernible mG.xes. So they win, too. mention

And let’s not forget the record companies who provide the financial backbone for this musical utopia: they know that sequels-make sense. In a. world where Dip Hard 2 is heralded as a great &I just for living up to the mediwrity of its predecessor, the smart money says that there are plenty of pathetic ‘%nS” whati rush out to waste money on a new pile of the same old shit rather thantakeachanceonsom&iq+uly inntitive. &I &h three winners, who can ‘possibly lose? YOU, if you buy this piece of crap. It has over SO minutes of music on it, but only “8erundi B&S (‘Boilerhouse)“, which is five minutes long, is w&h keeping. The-other 50plus minutes of remixes are completely forgettable filler that should be usqd a& b-sides, except Beak International have been too busy rehashing their old songs to actually write some new ones.

Below are the RESULTS OF THE 5XUDElVI’- LEE SURVEY which was conducted immediately After the November 21/22 Referendum. Thanks to everyone who took the time and effort to mate in the survey. and make their opinions of the proposal known to the student leaders of the Federation of Students. A more comprehensive study of these results, as well as the history and future of the recent Student Life Centre proposal will be available for you to view at your respective Society offices, the Village One and Two main offices, the Church College Student Council Offices, the Athletics Department, each Faculty Deans’ office, the Dean of Students offr&, the imprint and the Fed Office. Please study the results at your leisure and direct any comments to the s Federation President at the Fed Office, Cfl235. . Thank YOU,M TARGET MARKEE ALL U-W students All floors/houses in ViUa~e residences, all. Society off& and councils,’ the Fed AREAS OF DISTRXBUTION office, the Federation Students’ Council, the Turnkey Desk, Novetiber 30th, 1990 issue of IMPRINT, January 4th, 1991 issue of IMPRINT, WIC/MIC/CMC Councils and the Athletics Department. TOTAL # OF SURVEYS DI.STRlBm SURVEYS~ 822

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The latest release. from The Proclaimersis a four song EP consisting )f two original compositions and two mers. ‘King of the Road,” the Roger uGller penned classic redone by tEM a few years ago, is the tie track Ind is taken from the original motion Wure 272e Cmsing The first time that I h-rd the Reid mthers exclaim ‘1. ain’t got no zigarettes” in th& ,’ thick Scottish Iccents, I, laughed. I was won over, mvever, after a seqond listen which

revealed the same infectious qualities that made a success of their previous efforts Yt’m On My Way” and Y’m Gonna Be (500 Miles).” Abstention from alcohol has made their version of ‘xing of the Road” more cohesive than REM’S. me remaining three songs are characterized by brooding lyrics masked by uptempo music “Long Black Veil/ the other cover tune, is about a man accused of murder. He chooses to die mther than to admit his alibi is his best friend’s wife, whom he’s been sleeping with. “Not Ever” is an even sadder ditty featuring Steve Shaw on ’ p&o, violiq and mandolin The gem of this EP is tulu SeIling Tea,” a reflection upon what it was like to be young in the ‘Sixties and theadmission that the decade wasn’t as great as everyone makes it out to be. The King tffhk Ruud EF jam-packs some excellent material into about eleven minutes of total playing time. Consequently, it teases and tantalizes and makes one hunger for The Proclairners’next f&length offering.

Ihavenothingagainsttheman He’s dontl a lot of great things in his time and I.can’t deny that Atnerica ne&asmanyso&lcriGcsasitcan get It’s just that by the last Deag Kennedys &UUI, Bi& had condemnd just about every&@ that is condemnable about American society.

Well, Jello Biaka has certainly been himself busy lately. After, fendingoffobscenitychargesagairrst the Dead Kennedys’ Fmnkenchti album, Jello has found time to record a couple of spoken word albums, star in a movie, and cut albums with DOA and Allan Jourgenson &lini@y). Unfortunately, Quality has not necessarily equalled quantity in Biafra’s case. To put it bluntly, Jell0 has been and predict_ _ getting tiresome able.

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But the prcqect of a*collaboration with NoMeansNo sounded promising.Itwasquitepossiblethatthefear less talent of Victoria. BC’s premier pwa trio cdinj~ me new life into JelIo’s stagnating socialcommentary (more so than could DoA’s pobei diorcls or Jourgenson’s power beats). L Much to my chagrin. The sky IS Fulling And I Want My Mommy does not live up to its promise. The three tr* on side 2 cl* in at about seven minutes eachand none is realIy that ex&ng or memorable. It’s basically NoMeansNo as a bahap band for Jello’s incessant ranting. Side one fares somewhat

Another LP from Boston’s Throw-kg Muses, and not surprisin&, it offers no surprises at all T&3&2 Rtnnutta deviates very little 6m ‘89% Hunkpapa, which in turn deviated littlefromWsH0zfx Tomado,whichin turn deviated little from ‘87’s The&f Skier.. . well,youcould tracethisback to the time when the Muses were half-formed fish flopping around on the beach. Suffice to say that this is indeed the same- stuff they’ve always put out, and as always, youll either like it or you won’t. (How’s that for a balky stance?) The best thing Throwing Muses have going for Tern @ their sound. All four members are inspired on their instruments, especially guitarist and sometime Breeder Tanya Donnelly. And vocalist &ristin Hersh has a sandpaper voice that iG nothing short of unfqettable. Using the familiar double @tars, bass qd drums lineup, the Muses have somehow formed a sound that is distinctly their own, no mean‘feat in 1991. Trouble is, they &m’t write consistently good songs to save their lives. It’s a real shame to hear Her&k int&f~ (wittltheirrepe!ated

The five songs here chug along quite

nicely* ‘%slJs v a Te” is a high+ hadcure pick-rip and %idetheFlume”rocksashardas 4 .

references io mental illness,-as on song titles like ‘Hook in Her Head”) married to music that is tuneless and dull. TobefairJhrowingMWusualIy do manage to come up with one or two great pop songs per IP. Hunkpapa was redeemed by dizzy” and “‘Devils Roof,” but the rest of that ‘xi.lJmm was pretty disposa@e. On 7Be Real~fla, the uncontesti gem is “Not Too Soon/It’s sprightly and forceful, and even sounds a little bit like Sinead

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the endearingly mindless “We’re 0ad” The only song thoq& that really lives up to my expectations is

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anything B* has donea NoMeansNo’s Ramonesxlone altefeg~, the Hartaon Brothers (who tight US “Dad” and. “Oh NO Bruno!‘?, get songwriting credit for

‘Tlruce’i Diary.” Here, ihe guys get a cool rhythm going and add some ctteay artikid horns, resulting in a fresh&, looser sound which a-y complements Biafm’s VOC&.

new album is pretty

disposable,

As interest&g and distinctive as Throwing Muses’~und is, their stuff pt tends to slip into mere background music without&e support of strong songwriting, This isn’t so much of a problem on EF% like Chains Changed (released earlier this year): with only four songs to listen to, the sound will keep you hooked in long enough for you to avoid the fact that the s0ngs are boxing you silly. An entire LP, the’, can become as interminable as SOme mouldy Yes or ELP opus. Oh well.

Don’t get me wrow this is a +ty decent &ort, I just expect the world from NoMeansNo, so naturally I’m disappointed when they only deliver a continent. At wor&, this effort will be well fpceived by those who got off on Jello’s last fit give NoMeansNo some’ much deserved expomre and cash flow. tidy, I can’t wait for the neti ’ NoMeansNo album. III the meam time yve can only guesi whoJell will be teaming up with. next (Fug@? Laibch? Buthole surf-? Metallica?). scary. -

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. Tuesday, March 19,1991 ,‘ 7:30p.m, - Davis Centre, room 1350 . . Featuringthe originally banned Soviet-Ukrainianfilm production II “Microphone” and guest s&ker

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1985 C~arua - V6, automatic, power steering, power brakes, T-bar ?oof, AM/ -M cassette, spare wide rims, 85,000 iighway mites - will certify. Only $5,750, or best offer. Call evenings 658-5918. 1980 Chev&et Impala (brown}, AM/FM zassette, cruise, automatic, air/heat, good condition. $1,700. neg. Call Patrick 725-6079, 3ne way plane ticka to Calgary, Alberta ‘ram Toronto airport. Scheduled for mginning of May 1991. Good price! ‘lease call Teresa at 699-6206 or leave nessage. For sale at Turnkey - bike auction. Next Saturday March 23rd, to UW students: Bicycles in all conditions - for all Dudgets! B@ Sale - large chest, collectors item, in rest shape. Waterbed - queen siz& i 100.00 obo. Contact Shawn or Bob at 725-9238.

I)lplnf rates. 3342.

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Word Rocessw -fast, accurate and letter quality. Resumes, essays, theses, business reports, etc. Pick-up and delivery arranged. Call Diane 5761264.

hat prohional - typing by experien-cled SecreIary. Letter qua& print. Oncampus pick-up, deliwy. Call Sharon 656-3387

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L&er street - summer term. 5 bed&m unit, newty renovabd, partially fur.nished, free cleanltlg service. Close1 $145,OO each plus ulfties. 886-2726.

residential, sn$l or W@Moving‘arge jobs, in town or out-of-town, students 15% off. 746-7160. I Nm rcnovrdone around the house or the apartment? Large or small ohs? D & D Renovations can help you tiith all types of carpentry problems. Reasonable rabes. Call 6:OO a.m. to 8:3O a.m. or after @OO p.m. at 746-2763. Will do Ilght moving with a smgtl truck, ReasOnabl8 rates. Call ;l8#- at 8842831.

TaxPqmtimGet your&x return prepared quickly and efficiently by a qualified person. Student rates - $15.00. Please call 725-5885 ” Instrument Rep&s - Acoustic, Electric G&&s and Basses. Free estimates. Cal1 after 2 p.m. (519) 743-8059. Cash back instantly! Basic returns from $15. Pick-up, delivery available. Prepared by former auditor. Why wait 12 week8 for your money? 743-1886.

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1 apuhmt - gleaming oak floors, nice large 3 bedroom, main “fbr of quiet clean duplex, 1 l/2 baths. Market Square $675.00 he$ itiluded. 749I 0573. \ fiatitimed - Bluevate townhouse May to August sublet. Possible option for September lease - 3 bedrooms, laundry, parking for 3. 725-5077 or 742-9792.

Hard wcxw energetic people to work in Southern and Northern Ontario planting trees. Potential earnings up to $750$1 +ooO per week. please call (416) 756-4165.

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to promote end of year trip to CANCUN MEXICO! Earn commissions $$$, free trips and valuable work experience, Apply now! There are two positions available to start right away, call Student Travel Service at l-800-265-1 799 and ask for T.J. Spmmcr j&a - Springtime GardFn Centres Limited is hiring retail salespersons. No experience necessary. Enthusiasm essential. Information and applications available at room 1115, Needles Halt. Strmmtr job - Action Student Window Clean&s hiring enthusiastic crew members for K-W and home neighbouihoods. Earn $4~$5,000. working outdoors. Applications 81 room 1115, Needles F-MI.

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S-j&s-opportunltjcfurasubstant&t\ income with an internetk&l environmental company. Potent@ -8arnings of $3,000-$5,000 per month. Gall Marc 7254249.

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I Cajiaqt lMei#ua of University ,*. 1:Women - t@# Cbaptera- cordially invites the pUMicb’th8 club’s March O,peflmeeting. &ii&ible Rajan Sharma, cornmunity Relations Branch of th8 Waterloo Regional Police, will speak on “Selfl+r r Pro+&@@n ‘Ior Women” and “Tips on Safety.” 8:OO p.m. at f-lilliard Hall, First United Church, Waterloo. for further info please tail 886-7 125.

5 tndroom - Summer $175./month ; Sept. $240./month plus utilities. Also 3 bedroom apartment $810./month plus hydro. Phone 746-4679..

Summa mblet - townhouse for rent May to Augu& I-4 bedrooms available in immaculate townhcwse at Columbia take! Close k Campus (unit #lo), 10 minute wirlk or 3 minute bike ride to UW. Price negotiable. for Andre information please call 725-0160. w f00ms avail&&e i May to August, $225./month @us ti&$ii, fully furnished including pots, pans, microwave, 3 whirlpool, 2 . tf’fdg8$, TV,. VCR, : bathrooms, parking; garage, warner, ; 4fy8L 10 minute wI!@ taw. CJl Den or Mike, 747-9925. AbeoIuti at& - two rooms available in a ~811 kept house, dW!Itoh’I wat8rlti. Available May to September; 10 minute tikfrom UW, parking, -laundry, on bus route, close tombars and banks. Rent ElJmonth. tilt 725-5333, Rick or .

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1-m - upper clsati duiet furnished “ ‘-’ ‘- * * room, share- kitchen, bath. $235 reduced rent if interested in babysitting. Near dowhtown b0s terminal, parking. 749-0573. I 1

Quality accu~tiun: housemateswanted forslew luxurious 2-storey huus in Beechwood. Rosms m&aaMe May 1, $350~$45O./month including utilities, air-conditioning, dishwasher, washer, dryer, deck,’ BBQ, &nnis courts, pool and more. Call Rob 747-9027.

sovnrlsnty af &8 Ukraine - Ukrainian Energy, EnvirOnfflemt, atld’ Econbtriic ~.~*L0&~wilib8spe@kk!gat Devdopnferrt:’ opp6rtunMes and Pm 7:00 p.m. at St. Paul’s Coll8g8; MacMrdy ‘ blerns to -g,oo tlirgeir 3731378 at Hall insad of March 4ih as m@MM tn .- lmoo ,, m ljall, rum _ the Women’s StuUies Newsletter. Jopfc: . ’ : ’ ‘7Elomen . and Religion in Canada”. IaGnutiorc-. T-d, Everyone wetcome. Info: 885- 1’460. c of Racial D&imiGtion*‘. Schools, churches and communities a*m urged to commemorate this day.

New -6 - 5 bedroom apartments. 15 minute walk, 2 baths, parking, laundry, 12 months, fatl, $1,575./month. (705) 458-9173,

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S-m mblet - 3 bedroom apt. Available May 1 - Aug. 31. I, 2, or 3 rooms available, located -0rl Hickory Str8et, 159 20 minute walk to L&V. Call Glen at 725 6386.

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Sprins CoMmt Schedule - 8100 pm. at St. John’s Lutheran Ctiurch in Waterloo. “Mozart Requiem,‘, Also the Conrad Grebel Chapel Choir will pres8rVMotet& for Lent”. Tickets ar8 . and Anthem $6.00, $hw fC3f Stud8~tSk8hXS and are avaHablqat the Music Off ice, Conrad ~rebel @lfege, or at the door. .* - ’ Aird tl&hcmt - Witfrid Laurier -8:0Q p.m. -“The Penderecki Quartet? Tickets aivailable at KWCMS, 57 Young .St. . IN,, _. ~eterioo, N2L 224. ,

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No0n Hour Concert - New Music/Jazz OrIented - 12:30 p.m. at Conrad Grebel College Chapel. Contact Eleanor DUeti

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Drama UW - presents “Tartuffe”. It is playing at the Theatre,of the Arts, Modecn languages, beginning on Tuesday, Mar. 19 and continuing on the’?1 ,22 and 23 at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are avanable &t the UW Theatre Oentre, Hagey Hall and the Drama Deparknent, 8881-3556 at $7.00 Adults, $5.00 Students/Seniors. -VW#

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$13O./nrontb - utilities included - 2 single, furnished rooms available ,for Summer - may bring own bed - female9 only. 3.&gie,fulgsish8d room available for the. scho0? year at $24O/month (utilities included), Apt. 2, 43 Bricker Street. please calf 747-4926 or drop bY*

Cungratulatil to.dl ,ar.:tie organiz8rs and participants of’ ti’ “Dance f;or Heart”. Well done! w us’ for all ygur wund-S)&8m needs. ,G,roveS-[)egarlo Enterprises, IngersoSj (#Q) 485-4550. .. L.. :>* * :,, strfp-~~ - for ,af -&jiqf&k Male and female. Alwaysapaf&~vourtte. Call Marc 747-2121.: “.“‘l:‘,: . _,,’ *

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cetrkr - corner of Phillip and 3 rooms available, $175# negotiable. Availabla May So August. Great location with ingrouhd pool. 8647169: Cai~mbia,

S&aer subleta needed: -kxkin~ for 3 men fti non-smoking Columbia Lake unit, May to August. Rent negotiable, Ceil 725-5066. WnuwMIs&tt - fhte iwm fwns available in a large 7 bedrti hbc156. 15 mifiut8 walk, 5 minute bike ,ride to UW. tir downtown Waterloo and West,mracnt M$I, Option to take 0ver lease in &pt8mb8r, Approximately : $180./ month of negotiable. Call 725-54 10. 1 ti 2 rooms avaiuble foi rerit this sum-” mer term. $150. a month, mnt is negotiable. CalI 725- 1177, ask for Julie.

hmudiy aeed wt@&$;~eck out the Santmer 81&l& - 1 bed room available in Turnkey D&k Bike Au-. 6ik8s in all 2 bedroom ap8ftment. C8ntral air, furnished, balcony, backyard,free parking, condititibns for UW &u@$ts - Saturday Weight room, sauna, microwav8, VCR, : March 23, *.I.!,*j. i CD player, lV. Close to averything! ocuta Mute’ Y&f* $2OO/month negotiable - utilities Ii’ ‘: uldn’t have included. Call Anjela 725-8720. been as special w&o& d!f . Lw ya iotz! Polar Bear. P.S. - OiltoJ, !,

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New location; neti product lines, . renewed conWnitn7ent to cu#cVTier service... Here’s some good news for u/I of -you computer addicts, maniacs, buffs, and just plain USBTS, WAITRONICS bus moved to Q brmd p new location right nexf door to the University uf wut8rloo of Universify Busim~~ Pork. The old Ioco~~ at * thb corner of KING and UNIVERSITYhudjust grow tu0 small, In fuct outgrowing the pasthas been the story of l&A/WOtihCS ever sinc& the business WCY$ &fed in tiriy 1984. In tht>se seven years the computiy hasgt0wn from . u “hacker’s .paradise” To On tar/o’s kxgest, most respected jndependent sources of computer- hardware. With cupltal of more than $2.2 m//hbn and

of the new WAILAB line of 386 and 486 personal computers. These will be high-performancemachines,aimed ciIrect/y at “big time number crunchers’! Other new pruducts in The new WAIlAB the works 346sund486s include a are for “big time rewritable

The move to neti quarters also just I happens to coincide. with the introduction

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sto1tige sy@w??sfor SUN wxxktiutions. We’ll have more infurmallon on these new produdtr Hour April isSUe of MEGABWE

WA/TRO/ViCSnow has fhe largest, best equipped, _ * and mod efficient setvice depot in ttle the entire Kkhener/Waterloo/ Cambridge area2 urea unnual gross sales of $74 million, WAITRQNICS bus come a long way from those early days. <.’ +’ r-k .,J K. ‘;W”.G

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The strengths of the compcrny rem& essentially what they were in the beginning: 01strong technical or/en tution, and dedication to innovationand product servk, The success of the company hasresulted in extreme/y /urge sules vo/umes. This,in -aJ turn, allows WAITROMCS to go direct to ’

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major manufacturersfor r7Wchof their

product. Not only does this consistently result in significant savings to customers, but it alsomakes it possible to maintain one of the lurgesf irclvdnfoties in , southwestern Ontuk?. As u result,. on average, WAITRONICS is uble to deliver product within IbUr days of feceii/ing a _ confirmed order. _

That% called isolatb. gives you lhe best of both worlds. impressive performance as we/ as omplete tinecfivity with the outs&3

, wo#..,through a shrt~ingarrayd n&works, and optat@ systems. In fact, with a WAltAB 4%$ you’ll about any&‘@- out thee: IWS, 0$‘2, XEMX... devices,

Renewed Emphasis on Service With ihe move to new quarters and the. acquisition of the latest test equipment the sewice depurtmenf bus also been reorganized and improved, Turn urobnd time%s been significuntly reducedWAl’TRONICSnow has the Hgest, bes# quipped, und’most efficiefl t service depot in the entire Kifchener/M/ater{oo Cambridge urea. ’ ’

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