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World Vqetarim Day - Sept. 30 - lots of food, booths, videos. At the Campus Centre from 9:30 a.m. to 500 p.m, ‘The Student Vdu&er Centre is located in CClSOA beside the Landlord and Tenant Office. Information on the following. (and other) volunteer opportunities can be obtained by calling Ext. 2051 or dropping by the offii. Cm T.&racy - volunteer tutors needed to provide one-to-one tutoring for adutts and youth who want to improve their reading, wriiing and basic math skills. Gm C&ce - Environmental conference to be held this November, requires volunteers for organization, fundraising, accommodations. %&w for Persons with Disabilities Office - persons needed to assist students with disabilities with reading, library work and note-taking. Girl Guides - assistant needed Tuesday evenings 6-8 p.m. to work with girls aged 9-11, No previous guiding experience necessary. Cedarbrae sdraol - work in a school setting, Grades K - 6. Intenrational Student Tutor&’ Day - Sat., Sept. 21, 10 to 2 p.m. at Renison College. A day to improve your effectiveness as a tutor of English as a second language. V&mm Fair ‘91- drop by this awesome event on Tuesday, September 17, 1991 when approximately 35 agencies will be present to discuss volunteer opportunities within their agency. Priies will be given away hourly!

-isa school volunteer program where a chitd is paired with a votunteer’, establishing a on&to-one relationship to build the child’s self-esteem and confidence. Urgent need: male and female volunteers 18 years of age and over. Call 742-4380.

@ea Career Fair Voluriteer. For more info call Carolann, ext. 4047 or drop by Career Sewices(NH 1001). Laoking for good resume experience? How about voluriteefing at the Sexuality ‘Resdu’rke C&We. If ltir@&d call Joan at 685-1211,ext.2306urleave~~at the Fed Office.

F%e leeturc - Sept. 30 - in Humanities Theatre at 8:OO p.m, Lecturer Jim Mason, author of Animal Factories

HOLIDAY HOURS The library will be closed at all locations: Monday, Sept. 2 - Labour Day. NEW HOURS effective: Sept. 3 Monday to Thursday 9:30 - 9:OO ; Friday 9:30 - 5:30 ; Saturday 9:oO - 53 ; Sunday 1:OO - 5:OO {effective Sept. 6)

Tea & Sympkmy - 12 noon - Special guest: Raff i Armenian, Music Director K-W Symphony, KPL Main.

Speed Rding S4dnar - 7:30 p.m. Instructor: Larry Foster, L.W. Foster Semihars. KPL Main.

m Your New Business - 7: 15 p.m. Presenter: Mim .Sturdy, Vice-President, Idealogic Searchouse Inc. Register by calling 743-7502 KPL Main. *

T& &ace & Conflict Studies department . is hosting an exhibition of African art, “Africa: Art of the Poeple” in the dining ”room from September 17 ‘untit October 29, 199 1. Free admission - for info call 8850220, ext. 265.

M& v Lecture & lunch series. Gqst is $10. per session (including lunch), ‘$600 ‘for EectUre alorie, or $50. for the ‘ties. The series will be held in the Great Halt b&ginning at 1O:gOa.m. Registef’atthe first session. ’ Sqt. 30 - “The Collapse of Communism in Eastern Europe - Werner Packull”. “A New South Africa? - Ron Oct.70 Mathies”. AUwomcnareimritedtoiointheTakeBack octa 21 - “Rediscovering China -- Bert The Night march protesting violence Low. against women on Thursday, Sept. 19 at 7 0ct. 28 -“The Arms Trade and Militarism in p.m., Seagrams Drive in Waterloo Park. the Third World - Ernie Regehr”. For more info or to arrange for childcare NW. 4 - “The Middle East: Hopes and call 575-0121. Fears in the Holy Land - Tom Yoder Neufeld” . Free -ato classes will be starting‘ , Nov. If- “The Soviet Union: Interpreting Sept. 19. Come learn the international4 the Current Crisis - Leonard Friesen”. language. Beginners meet from 7:OO p:m. to 8:30 p.m. and advanced students from 8:45 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. in M-2. The text is “Teach Yourself Esperanto” by FALL. CONCERTS Cresswell and Hartley ($14.95) and we AU events are FREE and take place in the recommend the accompanying dicChapel at l2:3O p.m.. tionary, “Teach Yourself Esperanto DicWd, Sept. 25 - Songs on Poetry of tionary” by J.C. Wells ($9.95). Both are Emily Dickenson available at the UW bookstore. No registraW& Oct. 9 - Outrageous/ Virtuosity of tion is necessary. the Baroque Would ~lybnc who is interested in assisting students with disabilities for the Fall Term 1991, with reading, library assistance, note-taking, please contact Jane Farley. at Services for Persons with Disabilities Office, NH2051, ext. 5082. Look forward. to hearing from you!

IGemaw Art Gahy Exhibitions on View - “The Human Form” Aug. 11 to Dec. 29 ; “Ansel Adams” -Aug. 22 to Sept. 22 ; “Walter Bachinski” - Sept. 12 to Oct. 27 ; “Fred J. Pi” - Oct. 3 to Oct. 27 ; “Michael Boss” - Oct. 3 1 to Jan. 5/92 ; “Expressions 17” - Nov. 3 to Dec. 15 ; “The White Line: Canadian Wood Engravings” Nov. 7 to Dec. 22. Seapa Museum - “The Wine Cellar” opened from May 1 to October 31 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Admission is free, For info contact Lynne Paquette at 885-1857. Donationaneedcdforthe R.O.O.F. Library Program - books, magazines, art supplies, paper, and shelves are needed for our front line counselling sefvi0e fcx youth. If you would like to donate some items please call Elaine 743-6090 or Gerrard 742-2708. The Uw Campus Ret Sailing Club has now begun its season. Call president Mike Kern at 747-2176 to find out more.

ALLFACULTIES” *Bobby Bauer Memorial Award Deadline: September 23, 1991. ;E;;yes Award - Deadline: Jan&y

M’ike M&r Bursary - Deadline: Nlovember 30, 1991. *Federation of Students’ (UW) Bursary Students active in campus student organizations. Deadline: September 30, 1991. Tom York Memorial Award - essay approx. 2,500 words, interested candidates should submit essay to St. Paul’s United College. FACULTY OF ARTS Arts Student Union Award -. Deadline: October 31, 1991. FACULTY OF ENGINEERING Anderson Consulting Schdarship - (available to 4A Engineering) - Deadline: October 11,199l. *Bell Canada Engineering and Computer‘ Science Awards - (available to all 38) Deadline: October 11, 1991. J.P. Bickell Foundation Bursaries - (available to *all Chemical). BP Canada Bursary - Deadline: September 30,199l. Canadian Hospital Engineering Society’s Scholarship (avai+ble to 38 Engineering students). Chevron Canada Resources Ltd. Scholarship - (available to all 3B) John Deere Limited Scholarship - (available to all 3B Mechanical) - Deadline: November 29,1991. “Charles Deleuw Scholarship - (available to all 3B Civil). Dow Chemical Inc. Scholarship - (available to 38 Chemical). Randy Duxbury Memorial Award - (available to.all38 ChemO&). EMCO Bursary --(available to Upper Year Mechanical and Electrical), - Deadline: Septembei 30, .I99 1. Gandalf Data Limited Award - (available to Electrical, System Design or Computer Engieerinlj lf3 and above). Murata Erie North America, Ltd. Award (available to all 38 Computer). Norm Energy Computer, Science, Chemical and Geological Engineering Award - (av+l~ble to Geological and ChemiCal year 2 or above). ’ Ontario Hydro Ele@rical Award - {available to 26 Electrical). Ontario Rubber Group/Rubber Chemistry Division, CIC Award - (available to all 38) DeadLine: September 27,199l. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - [available to 38 Civil, Water Resource Mgt.}. _ Ready Mixed Conc&e Association of Ontario Scholarship - (available to 38 Civil). SheHCanadaLtd.Award-(availableto3rd 7 4th year) - Deadline: September 30, 1991. MS. Yolks& Pa&ters Limited Scholarship - (available to 38 Civil).

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OF ENVlRCNMENTAL, STUDIES Shelley Ellison Memorial Award - (avail’able to 3rd year Planning, preference to female applicants). I.O.D.E. - Applied Ecology Award - (available to all 4th year students). - Deadline: September 27, 1991. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - (available to. 3rd yew Environment & Resource Studies, Planning, Water Resource Mgt.)

FACUTLY OF MATHEMATICS Anderson Consulting Scholarship - (available to 4A Math - Deadline: October 11, 1991. *Belt Canada Computer Science Awards (available to all 3B or 3rd year) Regular Deadline: October 11, f99l. BP Canada Bursary - Deadline: Setitember30,1991. Electrohome 75th Anniversary Scholarship - (available to 38 mmputer Science). Emco Bursary - (available to Upper Year Computer Science) ‘- Deadline: Septem-

DPL - lo:30 a.m., 1:3U p.m. DCL - lo;30 a.m., 2:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk. Tours will last approximately 20-30 minutes. Wateat Dembnstr;rtion: 50 minute session, meet at the DPL Information Desk at IO:30 a.m.

DPL - lo:30 a.m., 2:30 pm. DCL - 11:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk. Tours will last approximately 20:30 minutes. Watcsit mm&m: 50 minute session - DCL - lo:30 a.m. - DPL - 2:30 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk. fim Information Session for Graduate Students - DCL - 130 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk., a-17

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*Quantum Information Resources Ltd. Awards - (available to 2A Computer Science) - Deadline; September 30, 1991. shell Canada Ltd. Award - (available to3rd or 4th year Computer Science) - Deadline: September 30,199l. I Sun Life of Canada Award - (available to 2nd year Actuarial Science).

’ FACULXY OF SCIENCE BP Canada Bursary - Deadline: September 27,199l. Ch&ron Canada Resources Ltd. Scholarship - (available to 2nd year or 28 Earth Science). David M. Forget Memorial Award in Geology - (available to 2A Earth Science, see department). Onsari Rubber Group/Rubber Chemistry Diis@n, CIC Award - (availabk to all 38) Degdline: September 27, 199 1. Marcel Pequegnat Scho@rshiFj -(available to ‘338 Earth Science/Water ’ Resource WM- _, FAtXfilY OF APPLIED HEALTH i. SCIENCES Mark Fore&r Memorial Scholarship (avt&Iable to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology) Deadline: January 10,1992. Andrea Fraser Memorial Scholarship (available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology) Deadline: October 15, 1991, *Ron May Memorial Award - (available to 3rd or 4th year Recreation) - Deadline: October 1.5, 1991. b applIa&n forms and further information piease contact the Student Awards Office, 2nd Floor, Needles Hall.

DPL - l&30 am., 2:30 p.m. DCL - 11:30 am., 1:30 p.m. MeetattheSnformationDeskTburswill last approimately 20-30 minutes. IiIndarmation Session for Graduate Students - DPL - 2:30 p.m. Meet at the information Desk.

DPL - lo:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m. DCL - 11130 a.m., 1:30 p.m. Meet at the Information D&k. Tours will last approximately 20-30 minutes. . um Reaeurh Workshop Anthropol; ogy. 50 m@te workshop - DPL at 2:30 . . !&uy Infornration Session for Gradu& Students - DPL - 12:30 p.m. - DCL - 230 p.m. Meet at the Information Desk.

,-,-l@ DPL - lo:30 a.sm, 2:30 p.m. DCL - 11:3O &me, 1:30 p*m, MeetattkInfnrmationDeakT~wiIl last appximatdy 20-30 minutes. P&w m Research Workshop - 50 minute workshop - DFL - 2:3O pm.

DPL - lo:30 a.m., 2;30 p.m. DC1 - 11:30 a.m., 1130 p.m. Meet at the lnformation.Desk# Tours will last approximately 20-30 minutes. Eoonol#icb Reecarch workshop - 50 minute workshop - DPL - 1:30 p.m. libraqbti Session for Graduate Students - DCL - lo:30 a.m. - DPL - 11:30 a.m. Meet at the Information Desk.

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Wd, Oct. 23 - Music from Renaissance t0 Contemporary ’ Wed., Nov. 6 - 19th Century Viriuosic Piano Music Wd, Nov. 27 - 20th &ntue Avant Garde Piano Music tWIG Fkll .F&n , and Video Services, Women’s Issues Conimittee, GSA. Sept. 12 - “Not A Love Stoty” Sept. 26 - “Stitl KiHing Us Softly” and “Rap6 cutture” Oct. 10 - “‘Against H& Witl” and “After the Montreal Masicure” Oct. 24 - “No.Place to Hide” Nov.7“Fight Back: Emergeni=y Selfdefence foi Women” Nov. 21 - “Image and Self-Projection” This series is upstairs at the Grad House fmn 5 to 7:00 p.m. (brown bag option). No admhion fee: all welcome! ,

CLL+OW - 0%~ and Lesbian Liberation of __ Waterloo) &&house - informal discussion and m&ting; 9 to 11 ‘p.m. in ML 104. Our phoneline 884-GLOW operates 7 p.m. to 10 p.m weekc@ys (information @ peer counselling).

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mmtucw-comelearnthe lntematk+hal language. Beginners mee! from 7:OO pm. to 830 p,m. and advanced students from 8145 p.m. to 1O:OO p.m. in MC4062; The text is “Teach Yourself Esperanto” by Cresswell and Hartley. NC registratiy is necessary. GSA Women’s Issues Committee upstairs at the Grad Ho&e from 3:OO to 490 p.m. Last meeting is Dec. 5. All women‘graduate students e’ncouraged to participate in planning events and acting on university commhs.

EVIRY am&m deadline will be CWOber 31,19gt,unless otherwise stated, The following awards are currently available: (* means there is a Special Application which can be obtained from the Student Awards Off ice.)

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Lam’s Evang&cal Fellowship Bible Study. DC1304 at 7;30 p.m. All are welcome. For more information, call 864-

Utited Church Campus Ministry prayers, bible study and discussion in Wesley Chapel, St. Paul’s College at 8:30 a.m.. All are welcome.

Chinese Ch&tian fellowship meets at 7 p.m. in the Wilfrid Laurier Seminary Building. Join us for uplifting singing, investigative Bible studies and thought-provokinG speakers. All are welcome.

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Milhrd wants totul cost down to $3U,Mh7 J

The safety van is a service curren9y run by the Federation of Students 3nd also their most expensive, costing wer $50,000 last year, in&ding wages, insurance, gas, and mainknanc~. Millard wants to cut back on the service to bring the total cost iown to about $3O,CKKL When the Student’s Council meets this Sunday, September 15 at &cl Hall (4 pm) to discuss the issue, Millard will present them with a number of options. Olie is the possibility of gaining financial aid from corporations in exchange for putting their logos on the van. He supports the idea, but isn’t sure “if students want that corporate +ssociah&U , Another cont&tious option is to May the start of the runs until 9 pm instead of beginning each night at 6:20 pm. This idea has cau&zd a great ieal of anger and disbelief among regularusersOfthevan,causing several petitions to be initiated earlier his week that are to be presented to student’s Council on Sunday. The Federation has also asked mte Provost (Student Affairs)

P&r Hop&ins for additional $1U$OO in funding to help support the ser9ice. Millard sees the lweration as f&-kg theroIe of piloting proje&s Eke this and then attempting-to c&v&e the university administration to take them over if they are successfuL One example is the Student. Securiry Force, which was initiated Last summer by the previous Federation executive, and now is funded by the university and run by the Security Department. Similarfy, he would like to see the university take over the operation and financing of the Safety Van There are many-people, however, that don’t support any type Of cutbacks in the opeaing hours of the van, to save mOney. Safety Van CoordinatOranddriv&CalvinTrippisone who is very upset abOut the proposal to not start the &vice e@eh evening until-9 pm, saying that it w&d “jeopardize the safetv of students.” - T&pp’s respO= to the pr~po&d cutbacks& was that ‘The Federation’s motto is ‘students serving students,’

_year,alsa feels that delaying the start Federation simply does not have the money to continue opemting it in the oftherunsuntil9pmeachevening~ a ‘bad idea: “How many mpes is it same manner as the past. “I don’t pretend to think this is an easy, cut-andgoing to take t0 ju@ify the I earlier dried decision. +. but do students feel runs? thatthesafetyvanisworth$5O,OUOof Brinks dso ehrnated. that the their moneyis” Federation would only save approxAn evahation of the Safety Van imately $200 per week, including the casts of gas and labour. He questioned whether these savings were an adequate trade-off for personal safety of students that use the van. An smlrce anOnymOus approached Imprintabout this matter and accused John Leddy, President Of the Federation of Students, and Lisa Brice, Vice-President StuShady before we went to prea dent Affairs, of using the van for perImprint limned that the Ftieration uf sonal reasons which the source a Stu&nts will Smm be receiving Q thought were inappropriate. minimum of &&Wfirn the Universiry In an interview, President John administration to help maintain the Leddy admitted’that, on several ?l?gulur &$ety viin schedule. occasions, Lisa and himself had taken the vanfor whathe believed were jus77~ Ekderution is also ping to Iouk tifiable reasons. One instance mm chely at the puss’bi~i~ of COTinvolved a weekend conference in pmzte spon&xship to supp0i? the serGuelph earlier this summer. Leddy vice heskknt John L&y said that felt that he was actually saving ‘iight now, weienutcuttingit hck (toa. 9pmJirst:run)“but isc~nsitseringdelay

students’ money by using the van to avoid staying overnight in Guelph, andchargingthatcc&totheFedem-, ticjn (which their travel polity dl0ws’ him to do). During that- weekti; Brice and Leddy .alsO USed the van to ,p~ove Lisa’s belongings to her new residence. Wlard alsa feels that the van is often used for persOnalpurposes, and agreed that kimtim ++ff should not be using the ti- unless it -is related to their jobs within the Federation. Tighter control .d the van is needed, he s&d, “so I d&t see the van in the Mr. Grocer @ing lot.” He acknowledged the impOrtance of the service, but stated that the

(kwfection re: stbdent’candidate EClisabeth Kolenko, a UW student who in running foi Waterloo city C* 13, WilI be.holdtig a family-o&&d barbeque at COlumbii me,& $e~< : tember 15, not August 25 as reported in August 30% Imprint; Foodwillbeprovidedatthiseventwhichwillrunfrom3to7pn4buta sugg&ted ~Jo~tionof $2 @asked to help Offset the expense. Kolenko wants to allow the &izms of Columbia Wsvd (ward No. 4) to express~~opinions~conceFnsPsboutissu~thafaflect~e~day~ay life in the city of Waterloo.1

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Dr. Fran&s Ger&d, 67, did due to a serious head injury @er fa-&ng into a deep ditch in the Himalaya mountains August l&1991. Ger&rd taught religious studies at St.&ul’s College on the UW cam* since 1977. He was princip@ there from 1977 to 1989. According ‘to long-time friend Dr. Daniel Sahas, also of UW’s religious studies department, Gerard’s deep interest in Christian mystical piactices led him to further interest in the mystical search for meaning as it is- exprw in vari&s reIigiOus traditions. This was Cerard’s.first trip to India; The jouiney to India wasled by Dr. About 3,000 University of Waterho fmsh and friends September 3 for a pep rally and nifty group photo.

service was compieted in November of 1990 by Michael Baylis and Anita Myers. As if in response to the above question, it concluded that: “For female students, the fear of sexual assault might actually restrict evening use of academic facilities, directly affecting their quality of education”

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not ‘students serving students a Me bit,“’ He believes there exist &&e~ areasofspendingthatcou.ldlXcut back on, while “it’s hard to puta price on someone’s well-being or life? i , According to Tiip , who has bein the coordinator of ti e servi&3he 1987, the idea originated in 1985 from friends of a female’student who was murdered one evening wallring home from school. When it w it wg on‘an irregular+nd tmpre&table basis. During 1986, the University sold a vqn to the Federation of Students for $1, who have been operating the service ever since Seti Broola, who has been a driver of the van for approximaaelv a

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tosee the 2smetre ditch which bloc ked’the way, Gerard was attempting toreachagateatapa&cularsiteinth~ remote town Of Leh. When he fell, he cried “Oh my God, what is this?’ aciording to &mar. The students and Kumar got blan k&s fromdheir bus and were able tc get him out bf the ditch and drive him to a nearby hospital. Later he was transferred to a hospital in Chandigarh ’ where he underwent nawosurgery which was unsuccessful Foamily, friends, and associates from the university and variorts organizations attended a memorial &xvice’held Saturday, September 7, at. Parkminster United Church in Waterloo. Gerafd was cremated in a traditional Indian ceremony after he dieil in ‘India: some of his

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The following is a description of what happens when a car travelling at 90 kilometres-per-hour crashes into a solid, immovable tree: l/l0 of a second - The front bumper and chrome “frosting” of the m$llwork collapse. SliveG of steel penetrate the tree to a depth of Sour centimetres or more.

2/10 of a se&d - The hood crumples as it rises, smashing into the windshield. Spinning rear wheels leave the ground. The fenders ctirne into contact with the tree, forcing the rear parts out .over the front doors. The heavy structural members of the car begin to act as a brake on the terrific forward momentum of the two-and-a-h& ton car. But the driver’s body continues t0 move forward at the vehicle’s original speed (at 20 times normal force of gravity, his body weighs 1,450 kilograms+. His legs, ramrod straight, snap at the kWe joints.

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S/10 of a second - The driver’s body is now off the seat, torso upright, broken kne& presse against the dashboard. The plastic and steel frame of the steering wheel begins tq bend under his terrible death grip. His head is now near the sun visor, his chest . above the steering cohlmn.

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crunches into the tree. The rear end of the car, like a bucking horse, rises high enough to scrape bark off low branches.

driver’s head smashes into the windshield. The rear of the car begins its downward fall, spinning wheels digging into the ground.

4/10 of a second - The car‘s front 60 centimetres have kn demolished, but the rear end is still travelling at an estimated speed of 50 kph. The driver’s body is still travelling 90 kph. The half-ton motor block

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1What ’ is BACCtiUS? BACCHUS, which stands for Boosting Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students, will never. say “Don’t drink” What BACCHUS does say is ‘If you’re going to drink, drink responsibly.” Lffvou wtild like more iriformation or Gould like to become involved in BACCHUS, please come up and see me in the Fed office in CC235

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7110 of a gQcond - The entire, writhing body of the car is forced out of shape. Hinges tear, doors spring open ln one last convulsion, the seat rams forward, pinning the driver qainst the cruel steel’ of the steering shaft. Blood leaps from his mouth, shock has frozen his heart. ye is now dead.

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It is-dark A young woman is the last student to leave-her night class. The walk home takes five minutes. However, it is night time and she doesn’t wish to go it alone. . . what can she do? CaII the Student Security Service (SSS). It’s a walk-home program designed for students to ensure a safe trip home. There’s no need to walk anywhere on campus unescorted. TheSSSrunsfrom9pmuntil2arn. They can be reached at 8884911. Go to the Campus Centre and ask the Turnkey Desk when the next safety van is leaving the. CC. The Federation of Students proyides this service between 6:20 pm w 1 +n. Cd for information at 88844% q$ go to the Turnkey Desk Get a “screamer” alarm from the Turnkey Desk to carry w&h you on your journey home; Simply exchange your studen@ card for the atrrnYourcardisretumedtoyou when you bring the &arm back. Prepare yourself by taking a selfdefence course. The Women’s Issues Board (WIB) will be offering the Wend0 selfdefence course for women and taught by women. Wend0 will be offered October 5 and 6,from9amto5pmthissemester. For more information call WIB at ext. 6305 or drop by the Fed 0f6ce in the Campus Centre raorn 235. The Women’s Issues Board beg& Acquaintance Rape Seminars at both of the Villages on September 22. These peer-educat+ presentations aim to dispei the-myths surrounding acquaintance rape, teach people how to say and hear “no,“*and raise awareness of on campus services available to survivqrs. Please keep an eye open for the new Fed Whistles soon to be made available in stores across campus. They will cost $3 each. Included in the package is a wallet-sized listing of emergency telephone numbers. Any questions, queries and concerns can be directed to your friendly neighbourhood Feds in the Campus Centre room 235.

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by Peter Brown When it comes to “students . serving students,” what exactly is ttie definition of an essential service? And when should the importance of any one service become overwhelmed by financial considerations? Federation of Students Vice-President (Operations and Finance) Steve Millard found himself using these questions to play tug-ofwar with Safety Van Co-ordinator Calvin Tripp this week. Millard wants to trim the Federation’s budget here and there, and the $50,000 allocated annually to this drive-home service looked like a good target. And so arise the competing questions of whether the Safety Van is an “essential service” and whether it is worth $50,000 a year to the student body. First, some perhaps relevant numbers. Over 10,000 people used the Safety Van between January and August, 1991, according to Fed statistics. Does this mean that it is an essential service? No, just that it’s a well-used one. Perhaps some of the people who used this service during that period didn’t need to, especially if the van runs begin in the daylight hours during the summer. But another thing that we don’t know from this number is what would OF could have happened if the van had not been available. We cannot demonstrate that this or that many women would have been assaulted if the van had never been introduced in 1986 following the rape and murder of a female student. What is clear, however, is that the van must increase Sarety since it decreases the probability of a woman being assaulted. And it is women’s knowledge of this safety that is at the crux of the van’s necessity. In 1987, then-health educator Michael Baylis and Prof. Anita Myers of UW’s, Health Studies department evaluated the Safety Van program by examining records and interviewing users and non-users in program’s target group: women living off campus. They found that the Safety Van helped many women fe+ more comfortable about activities, academic or otherwise, on campus in the evenings. “For female students,” says their report published in the Sept./&t., 1990 issue of the Canadian Journal of Public Health, “fear of assault might restrict evening use of academic facilities, directly affecting their quality of education.” These same factors of fear will probably reduce:the amount that women will want to be on campus for any reason in the evening. The current Federation executive have stated both in their election campaigns and their “Friendly Fed Update‘% in Imprint that their number one priority is the quality of student life, especially extracurricular life. Obviously, free access to campus facilities is necessary so that women can fully enjoy student life. It is clear, then, that the maintenance, and indeed expansion, of the Safety Van program is consistent with the current executive’s own stated goals. But, of course, this must be balanced against costs. Is $50,000 per year too much to pay so that women can feel safe? Well, the University of Waterloo spends over $800,000 per year on its security department to make the university community as a whole feel safe. Remember when answering these questions that it took a rape and murder of a woman to prompt the installation of the Safety Van. All it would take is another similar incident for us to look.at that $50,000 and feel ashamed that we thought it was too much.

Government: symbol of the people? .

This is not an editorial about the postal strike. Instead, this is an editorial about the size of government and its implications. The postal strike has brought to our at&ntion some rather disturbing facts. First of all, the bill dkctors (Bell, Hydro, Visa, etc.) are not too adversely affected by the strike. They ail quickly implemented systems for collecting their money, usually through banks. Un ‘the other hand, our government’s post office has had tremendous difficulty in getting the various social-services cheques to depots for pick-Up. Hence, private individuals - you andIare most effected. Secondly, and much more importantly, by halting consistent mail delivery, the Union cabal has inadvertentIy pointed auf just who the Government of Canada really is: you and

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I. They have claimed to be striking against the government, and the results (so f&r) of the strike point out that the targeted victims were successfully assaulted. CUPW has attacked private Canadians by ruining mail and affirtning that war in the streets is the level to which they are willing to sink The government is not some abstract entity that you and I merely vote in and consequendY - and inevitably - Ieam to hate; no, the government is the political extension of our very being. One of the premises of democracy is that each member of the electorate votes for ~ the candidate that best represents his/her concerns. Hence, the elected government has a mandate from the people f? carry out specific policies - the policies that they claimed to espouse during the election And

since the government is of the people, it is responsible to the people; the gov&nment is more than merely symbolic of the people, but is actually you and I. And unfortunately, CUPW is striking against the people. However, this information has become rather arcane. Incredibly, CUPW tries to assure you and I that the strike is only against the government, as if that is supposed to placate us. And we the people swallow this explanation as if we are septite from the government. No more proof is needed to illustrate how great the gap between the government and the people has become: we can not even identify with Ottawa anymore.

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1 fo ru m To the editor,

is, are not womyn’s

breasts, as Gwen

Jacobs

has said, “sweat glands,” or as Kimberly has so poignantly observed, “intended for the feeding of infants”? As Kimberly also notes, this subject is especially important because of its clear and undisputed link with the exploitation of womyn through pornographic

magazines, magazines which serve only to gratify the sexual pleasures of men. With these insights in mind, let me be the first to reach out to my brothers and inform them that we should also take a long hard look

“whose breasts are they anyway?” Thefoilowing opinr’bn piece was authored by Gwen Jacobs, a woman artvstcx? in Gueiph recentlyfor not wpan’ng a shirt in public. It k rrpt&ted with pumission jbrn me Ontarion (the University of Guelph student newspaper)

If Kimberly Creed, chair of th’e Women’s Issues Board, objects to pornography because it exploits women’s bodies for the viewing pleasure of others, then how does allowing women to walk bare-chested in public prevent visual exploitation? I too applaud Gwen Jacobs’actions which raise public debate and awareness of many

where

about bare-chested,

and pornography.

So, we

should see the explicit connection between disallowing the man to go without pants and publicly,

and the connection

with

the pornography

latent in the romantic novels (written by womyn, to gratify the sexual fantasies of womyn) that depict the man in such brutish terms. Such irony! Now is the time to liberate ourselves brothers! Onward!

it originalIy

appeared.

q I was walking

home aIone along Gordon Street last Friday in the 118 degrees Fahrenheit heat when a friendly police officer

important societal issues. However, if barechested women became the norm, it is not readily apparent how this development will . give women the dignity and respect they

pulled me over and started asking me questions. He wanted to know if 1 ivas a “radical” and whether I participated in protests. And of course, the usual name and address which I

deserve.

refused to supply since he refused to charge me. Why all this attention? Oh, did I forget to

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remember when women couldn’t vote. Or smoke, wear pants, own property, hold down a “man’s job” . . . A couple of years ago, a woman couldn’t charge her husband with rape. I’m sure you could add your own items to the endless list of things women didn’t used to be able to do. Well, women, it’s time we broke down another wall I spent a total of maybe four hours over two days walking around Guelph without my shirt on before an entirely obnoxious woman and her arrogant, sexist husbandcomplained to the police. I refused to put my shirt back on for the cops and was therefore duly arrested and charged with Committing an Indecent Act. Sorry, I didn’t realize that my breasts were indecent. I cannot understand why male ch&s are socially acceptable and female chests are obscene.. According to section 15.i of the

and realize that the time is now

ripe (thanks to the bold lead of our sisters) to realize that our bodies are not our own either. How can we suppose that they are, while they are clothed with pants and underwear? Is this not simply a Matriarchal construct? Was it not your mother who made you wear pants before you went outside, instead of allowing you togleefully frolic in the nude in your om backyard? Should we support the belief that there is something obscene about the penis, that it should be hidden from the gaze of others? Should we not, instead, be able to walk down the street, saris pant&nderwear, without being exploited for the viewing pleasure of others? Is not the penis simply an organ used for the purpose of urinating? We have been made aware of the obvious link between refusing to allow womyn to walk

underwear

Gwen speaks:

To the editor,

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud Kimberly Creed, who, in her article in the August 30 Imprint, applauds Gwen Jacobs. Indeed, how can we, as a society, believe that womyn’s bodies are their own when we maintain that womyn cannot freely walk down’the street bare-chested? The fact

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Charter, it’s illegal to discriminate against pea ple based on gender. Everywhere I looked there were men waking around sarrs chtwzfie and women walking around melting. No one bothered about the men, of course. But one woman decides it’s just too bloody hot to wear a shirt and wham’! gets charged for it. That

alone seems enough ridiculous.

to prove

the charge

I know, I know. Women have breasts. Startling anatomy lesson: so do men. When we’re kids, we all look pretty much the same as far as breasts are concerned. Still, boys are allowed to run wild with no shirts while girls, learning early that the penised have more privileges than the penisla, remain caged in their ‘shirts. Then we did the puberty thing. This is where boys start to suffer cracking voices, and haywire dual-system plumbing, complete with miscellaneous erections. Presto: men! Girls, on the other hand, anxiously await their first periods, and start developing illegal, immoral, shameful, inferior breasts. Manypeople pity women for having to undergo this fate-sealing metamorphosis and try to make us forget our burden by continuing to refer to us as “gids” until we are a hundred and tW0.

And of course we aren’t allowed to reveal those breasts in public. It’s another one of those terrible, painful secre& that women have to bear silently. “But women’s breasts are sexuaI,” they cr)f. News bulletin: they’re actually functional. They’re there so that we might feed any %ontinued

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Exploitation:

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To the E&or, In your August 30,199l

forum, I noticed a the efforts of Gwen Jacob

letter applauding written by Kimberly

Creed,

Chair

of the

Women’s Issues Board. While Gwen’s conviction and actions may indeed be applaudable, Kimberly’s reasoning is not. MS Creed asserts that it is wrong to forbid women to walk sans shirt, and yet allow that “‘her body can be exploited for the viewing pleasure of others.” These two facts are hot as related as MS Creed would like to imply. Men

a& not allowed to gander about, penises flapping in the breeze, despite the continued publication of gay and straight erotica depicting naked men. Does this mean that a man’s body is also “not his own”? While it is true that on hot days it would probably be more comfortable for women to forego shirt wearing, the same is true of pants wearing for men (and perhaps also for women - why did Ms Jacob simply remove her top? Surely she would

have been even more comfortable righteous had she stripped completely

and . . . ).

Clothing provides comfort, protection, and privacy for every individual, and there are certainly plenty of times when the “accepted

Creed

rules

advance

of decorum”

make

little

or no sense.

Societal beliefs about a propriate clothing are likely more complex tLa n MS Creed’s article suggests. Why, for example, are men not “permitted” to wear skirts on hot days? While it may be true that men wouId likely not get arrated for such clothing, it is certainly frow-

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ned upon. And a man would get arrested for not wearing anything below the waist, and how is that any different than Ms Jacob’s crime? There are still plenty of establishments that will not allow anyone to wander around topless, man, woman, or child. Discretion in clothing right or wrong is not simpIy a woman’s problem - it is an issue that affects both sexes. And it has less to do with the more inflammatory issue of exploitation in pornography than the quick shooting MS Creed would have us all believe. While erotica or pornography may have something to do with the way society views sex/ reproductive organs, I doubt that the connection is as solid as MS Creed’s article suggests - doubtless the foundation of cultural attitudes .is much more complex and far reaching. I am getting a little tired of having “men” as a group painted the badguys. There are plenty of examples of men getting turned into body parts and objects for the gratification (sexual or otherwise) of others. Whether those who’ve been exploited are men or women, or those exploiting are menor women, is really an irrelevant issue. It is exploitation itself which is wrong, and until people like MS can examine

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TO the editor, children we choose to bear. As long as the children don’t get hungry in pubIic. That would be a disgrace. You see, the problem is that women are considered sexual objects. As such, we may be dismembered by the prominently male industries and media and our “parts”used to promote things that have nothing to do with the parts in general. Womenand their various disembodied bodies, entirely or almost naked, can be used to sell alcohot cars, movies, soap, newspapers, etc.. . Meanwhile, one hot, sticky, real, whole female adult cannot choose ‘to remove her shirt and experience the simple pleasures of sunshine and breezes on her skin without being charged under laws written and enforced largely by men. I see. My breasts are for’ everyone else’s pleasure and my own oppression. Whose breasts are they anyway? Breasts are not inherently sexual Granted, they can be extremely sensual, regardless of gender. But so can earlobes, necks, stomachs, thighs, feet and anything else when kissed and caressed. No one complains when I wear my usual t-shirt, shorts, ponytail and bare feet to the park (Now that I think of it, could the disproportionate amount of time spent fondling breasts and genitals during sex be indicative of the f&ct that people haven’t yet discovered belly buttons and toes? Why doesn’t anyone try to grab your foot when they brush past you in the elevator?) The four-year-old girl next to me wanted to know why I was arrested. We had quite the conversation as to women (whom she referred to as “women”) and men (whom she called ‘big boys”) had to live by different rules. “I -know why,” she said seriously, ‘because women have something to hide.” Then it was my turn to ask why. After pondering the question for awhile, she shrugged with all the wisdom of a child, “I don’t know. : WeIl, lciddo, neither

To the editor,

We have a lot of society fooled. Many, if not most people (including me until recently) have been tricked into believing that people who attend university are responsible, mature, and above all, intelligent. This is not ^always the case, as was made very clear to me this weekend. Saturday night (Sept. 7) we were driving home from dinner at a friend’s house. Just as we went around the comer from Columbia to _ Westmount, our little car made a nasty groan and died. It was dark, rainy, and our car was dead. Great. Char thoughts &ned to tow trucks, tickets, and hit-and-run drivers. But since the weather was so crummy, we decided to take our chances .and 1eave the car by the side of the road. Sunday morning we headed our with our tools in hand. As we saw the car in the distance, we could teil it had been moved. At first we thought the car had been hit. Closer inspection revealed that it had only been vandalized: students (likely Rosh, sorry to say) had been having “fun”. Our antenna was bent in half, the car had been turned heading into traffic, and two pieces had been ripped off our bumper. Only a few hundred dollars damage done, and things could have been worse, but was such behaviour really necessary? Does KW have to become like Toronto? There are a few saving graces in all this. Hopefully the goofs who hzid “fun” with our car (the Chevette was in bad enough shape to begin with] will feel a bit of guilt when they learn they toyed with another (povertyridden) student’s car. Perhaps (likely) they are the types who WiH be pissed most of the term and flunk out before Christmas anyhow. While I’m upset, I hope for their sakes that it doesn‘t come to this. But it might, because as I now know, being in university does not necmrily have anything to do with intelligence.

do I.

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I have recently noticed the “New Federation Hall” advertisements. I sincerely hope that this is the case. Fed Hall’s popularity has been plummeting tifecent years for a good reason. Fed Hall is beige in decor and music. Most of the music has become AM radio contemporary muzak. The image of a bar should include the music, not just the toys. The University atmosphere is extr+e* The Imprint itself thrives on this. It fills an important role. It makes people think. The music of the campus should reflect this. It should be challenging. By attempting to please everyone the music has come to the point where it offends no one. This leads to a bland generic atmosphere. Our suggestion? Try to play more extreme music. Play acid house, play hard core rock ‘n’ roll, play hip hop, play thrash, play rap, play metal, play ahernative, play &a, play Stompin Tom. You will find that people would rather be challenged or even offended by music than bored by it Have a hard core rock ‘n’ roll night, an alternative night, a house music night, and an anything goes all-request night. We like the new pool tables and the other added games, but music is an essential part of a bar.

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Symbol of the.- .people l cont’d. from page 19 The strike is far too complex for this member of government to analyze here, but the ultimate - and unintended - moral of the story is our complete alienation from the government because of the monstrous size that government has become. Yet, it appears the estrangement goes in other directions as well. Why, for instance, would our elected representatives - who are responsible for the actions of the bureaucrats (coincidentally al& on strike) - deny fair demands, like the issue of part-time versus full-time workers? Then again, as employers, why should they be forced to put up with the outlandish, average of ninesick days per worker per year? The size of government has put our representatives out of touch not only with us, but with those they control, the bureaucrats. The postal strike has well illustrated the pratfalls of big government, or statism. We have no idea what our government means, how it really works, nor who composes it. The Brown Shirts from Alberta (read: the Reform party) understand this far too well and are ready to capitalize on it. If we want to avoid having self-righteous xenophobes running our little corner of the world, .we had better start acting competently and reduce the size of our government. And we had Ixtter make it much more responsible to the people. That, of course, would require an informed/ interested electorate. However, the two alternatives are much worse: rabid statism, or the Reform Party. Which would you chose? The choice is yours.

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dent efforts. Federation of Students President John Leddy has set a goal of $10,000 to be raised through the efforts of undergraduate students. This goal is a major increase over the $668 raised last year. The goal will be met through a number of fundraising events. The main event is a benefit concert cohosted with Wilfrid Laker University in October. Details were not available at press time, but the Feds are hoping to lure a big name artist to the PAC. Due to the uncertainty of running a first-time campaign, the Graduate Student Association has not been asked to set a goal for their fun&a& ing efforts this year. Before being approached by the UW United Way Committee, GSA President Nelson Joannette recognized a need for’ graduate students to become more involved in

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supporting local~charities. The grad students are planning a fundraking event, and will be partkipating directly with pledges. Pledge forms will be mailed out September 25, at the start of the employee campa@.

The grads will be kicking off their campaign with a food drive for the Foodbank of Waterloo Region. The Foodbank has seen a doubling in demand from its record shipments in 1990, and its warehouse is almost empty. They are projecting a demand of approximately l,OOO,OOO lbs. of food for 1991. The Foodbank is a member of the United Way, and distributes the bulk of the food collected to other United Way agencies to help local residents who are in need. Food bins and informational brochures will be avaiiable near the front entrance of the Grad House from September 16 to 20. Ylease drop oft donations of nonperishable food during business hours that week, Undergraduates, staff, and faculty are also welcome to drop in with food donations. Canned protein foods (fish, meat, beans) are &ways needed. a

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Toclose the food drive Friday, Sep tember 20, a benefit wiIl be held at the Grad House. The regularly scheduled talent night will have a nominal cover charge which will be donated to the Foodbank. Members are asked to come out and enjoy the shqw. With the tremendous need in the community, any donations from students, faculty and staff will be appreciated Undergraduates can obkain pledge forms from Karen Hicks at extension 3760 or by sending e-maiI to UNWAYBDWATIXS. If you can’t donate money, consider donating some time. The Vohmteer Action Centre (742-8610) can match you with the appropriate agency, and provide training. If you have any questions about the United Way, please contact Phil Caskanette, Co-Chair of the UW United Way Committee, at extension 2774.

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University of Waterloo professor emeritus Jerzy T. Pindera has been awarded the “Commander’s Cross of the Order of Merit” by Richard von Weizsacker, President of the Federal Republic of Germany, Prof. Pindera, 76, is an aeronautical engineer by training and is retired from the engineering faculty at Waterloo where he served from 1965 to 1986. In 1987, UW conferred on Pindera __the _. honour . “professor * emeritus.” In this capacity, he maintains an office and ldboratory, works with graduate students, and conducts research. Pindera is internationally recognized for his research and teaching in experimental mechanics. It deals, broadly speaking, with determining stress levels and other aspects of the safety of structures and mechanical systems, and with testing the reliability of analytical and numerical solutions, and experimental methods used in design. Pindera, a native of Poland, receives the Commander’s Cross for his outstanding work in establishing

and supetiing the successful student engineering exchange program shared by the Universities of Waterloo and Braunschweig. Germany. About 130 students have spent an academic exchange year in Canada and Germany since the program started in 1979/80, It is often cited as a model of international academic cooperation. UW president Doug Wright cited Pindera’s numerous achievements and great vitality in all his endeavours, and noted “Professor Pindera has had an extraordinarily

“I am very deeply satisfied that the idea of building cooperation and friendship between nations has been recognized in this way by the country that has cqntibuted, in the past, to creating unhappiness for so many,” Pindera said. “With this program the (post-war) government of Germany demonstrated its support for building a new future based on values like freedom and international coopera“One can build no future based on hate and vengeful memories,” he added.

productive career and remains very active in his research and advising graduate students.” in announcing the award, the German government noted that Pindera’s achievement with -the exchange program in all the more significant in light of his terrible experiences in the Second World War. A Polish army officer, he was wounded outside Warsaw, recap tured after an escape attempt, and sent to the German concentration camp Sachsenhausen, where he suffered for five years until the end of the war.

on behalf of all the ieople w helped to establish the program, a ail those who died in the camps. 1 particularly mentioned the efforts “co-workers” Prof. Friedrich Heel at Braunschweig who helped h launch the program, and Pr Reinhold Schuster, UW architectr and civil engineering, who “ably cc tinued and expanded the p~ogran Pindera said the Waterk Braunschweig student exchange p: gram helped create over “1 honorary ambassadors for Cana and several dozen honorary Germ ambassadors,” who have all added

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The University of Waterloo% co-op education program has won a national award for Excellence in Business-Education Partnership& from the Conference Boqrd of Canada and Telecom Canada. The program is an initiative of the board’s National Business and Education Centre and the, award recogrtizes ~qit+e&sof qub&g bushy* ’ fhdfm co&&oration on a natiohl A panel of national judges selected ‘uw’s program. along with Arctic . ‘College’s EcJunatta campus and Atii Training Inc. program as winners in the postseCondary school category. UW was honored in the area-of “Linking Education and the ’ World of Work.“ Jim Wilson, director of UW’s Cooperative Education and Career Services, said the partnership involves more than 2,600 businmeq industries, and professional orgarbations, which are represented by the Waterloo Advisory Council (WAC). The council, formed in 1958, ha6 a fundamental purpose of improving the quality of the co-op. student program, said Roger Mahabir, president of WAC. Mahibir is vice-president and chief information officer at GE Canada Inc. CounciI members are S&Or executives from corporations and government agencies who meet twice a year at UW and many times off-campus on university matters. WAC has played a key role in the success of uw’s co-operative education program, Wilson said. “The advice from the council members has been significant in the direction of the university.” The award’s program, which is the first of its kind in Canada, gave a total of $27,000 in cash prizes this year. To be eligible for the national awards, the partnerships’must first have won at the provincial/territorial level. The money UW received was donated to the Student Scholarship Fund, Wilson said. The partnership promotes the importance of science, technology, and mathematics, with more than 70 per cent of the 10,000 UW co-op students in these programs. It also promotes teacher development and and encourages enhancement, students to stay in university and complete their program in areas where co-op experience has provided them with career directions,

Wilqm said. The Conference Board’s centre is “dedicated to‘ helping business and education work together to promote the development of an education systern that will prepare Canada’s youth for tomolrow’s world.” Telecom Canada, an association of Canada’s major telecommunications

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the goal of international understanding. The program also widened their language skills and deepened their appreciation of other cultures. He noted with pride that many of the students who participated in the exchange eventually went on to postgraduate studies at their respective universities,

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SJC appoints new chaplain from St. Jerome’s College St. Jerome’s College has announced the appointment of Fr. Jeremiah Cullinane as its new full-time Chaplain and Director of the University Catholic Community. Fr. Cullinane will be responsible for all aspects of the College’s liturgical and sacramental life, including weekend masses that serve some 1,200 worshipers, as well as pastoral counselling, spititual direction, the development of lay leadership, the fostering of ecumenical diaIogue in conjunction with the UW Chaplains’ Association, and the coordination of all student activities within the campus ministry program. A native of New Jersey, Fr, Cullinane brings to the position a wealth of experience in university chaplaincy. Since 1969, he has served as chaplain or campus minister to four college campuses in the United States. He comes to St. Jerome’s from his most recent posting at the University of Charleston, West Virginia, where he has spent the last eight yew as the university’s Roman Catholic chaplain. While at Charleston, Fr. Cullinane taught courses in religious studies, english, and philosophy and was named the University’s professor of the year for the 1988-89 academic term. His academic credentials include an undergraduate degree in philosophy, two master’s degrees in theology and English - and a doctor of ministry degree in theology and ministry. His doctoral dissertation focused on the forces of racism, classism, and sexism, and the role of campus ministry in challenging the

student alienation that is a product of these forces. In addition to his academic and pastoral qualifications,’ Fr. Cullinane expanded his teaching experience in 1985-86 by spending a year as a visiting professor of American and British literature at the Tianjin Foreign Languages Institute in China. After 22 years in campus minishy, he again welcomes the opportunity to minister to young adults on a university campus. “I know the confusion that can exist in young adulthood,” says Fr. Cullinane. ‘To have an opportunity to try2tl.k with young adultsasthey are experiencing that confusion and growth is,,.to me, exciting.” College president Doug L&son feels the appointment will benefit both St. Jerome’s and the wider ,university community. “I am very pleased that we have found someone with such extensive personal experience in campus ministry at the university level. Fr. Jeremiah’s 22 years in student ministry give him the interpersonal skills that are essential to an effective campus ministry program,” notes L&son. “At the same time, he brings with him an MA in English;! which documents an intimate tinderstanding of postsecondary edu&tibn and test@ to h& aesthetic in rests. And his doctorate degree exteR ds into areas of acute concern in otir contemporary society - concerns tdr\minorities and the marginalized.” Fr. Cullinane kgan his official duties by celebr? g the annual Orientation liturgy, $ mass which marks the beginning of the academic ye&.

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,I Lords of Light! Wk lack linen by P. Spa& special to Imprint

The Linen Service.” Those three words, spoken aloud only in hushed whispers, described what can ody be called a pillar of University of Waterloo life, a tradition so entrenched within students’ minds and souls that many would wake up every morning and thank their respective deities for its existence. No more. As of the fall term, the linen and laundry service has been cut. Never to return. Previously, students living on campus could count on the fact that their sheets, pillow cases, and blankets were provided and laundered by .University-employed staff. Their time and minds freed from the tyranny of thoughts of soiled linen, students could fully concentrate on

academic pursuits and, more importantly, the consumption of liquid refreshments. Now however,. as a cost-cutting measure, students will be forced to buy and wash their own bed sheets, joining the impoverished ranks of fellow students in all but two

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A mujor tragedyolt theface of the Campus other Ontario universities. Ron Eydt, warden of residences and director of housing, stated that the avual sMngs to the University will amount to $223,000. ‘73y cutting the service,” Ey& went on to say, “we were able to save five per cent in the annual increase in residence fees.”

venerable tradition, the of&as reluctantly selected the economic option. On a p&itive note, however, no full-time staff were laid off as a result of the measure. student reaction was restrained, as though the $adow of mourning had fallen over the entire campus, In what

can only be described as an Irish wake, several people only looked blank when asked their opinion about the service’s cancellation, taking several more gulps of beer before voicing their concerns in articuIate belches or long silences. Others, apparently disoriented by the shocking fact, looked about in confusion and scratched their heads absently. To quote one unidentified studerit,.

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Dave Sim will probably never win the Governor General’s Award, mainly because he draws aardvarks. Yet for the past 13 years, his work on his comic book &r&us has stretched the limited form of the comic genre like few other writer/artists. But at the same time, Sim has proven (to those willing to look) to be as masterful at creating character as any Margaret Lawrence and as imaginative as any Robertson Davies. Nearidg issue 150, the halfway point of .Sim’s self-imposed run of Cerebus, he has already explmecl concepts simply not found in 90 per cent of comic books: p&i=, digiOIl# abortion, relatiorlshi $ and feminism - and he examines tr emina mature and talented way. Here are as many issues as plague a real world and even though the title character is indeed an aardvark any‘one reading through a cerebus novel will easily discover one of the ,best Canadian writers today.

Imprint: vu were bnt in Hamilton and moved to Kitcheroer when you wew two. mlzt high school didyou gu to? Dave Si: Forest Heights. TLnp:Haveyoubeenback since you I@? Sim: Yes, I went ‘back fgr a comic convention, and then for the 20th anniversary. I dropped outingrade11;;iidgradelltwicesothatwa.s enough for me. I’d pretty much had 4?IlQUgh.

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mwt&endjustasmuch timeplannini the stmRF as $14 nb actually writing them, perhaps even more when you have an entiw world to cute that you have to maneuveryour charactm around in. Sim: At first that was true, but once the economies and the faiths and the factions

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probably become bored with that. Two years of it was really, really nice after five years of Church and State - but not as what I want to

sttied otit as a sott . were established and I had a pretty clear idea parody, ttte pace at . in my mind of how they were at odds with which it hume more complex makes it seem as each other and what the puristsineachfaction , though you always had the inttition of elevating’ worild think, it went much more back to the* it lo’the level of socicrl, economic and religious characters again, sort of where they are in CM&~. Was thal pmgnzsion planned? relationship to all these other theories around Sism: Not really. I think it’s more a case of the them. Obviously they exist in the context of fact that at the time, there was really only their environment and you pick what sort of things will they be aligned with and what sort -bus - and Wendy doing Elfquest - and of things will they be opposed to. when I looked at what Wendy was doing on Elfquest, I realized that she was doing exactly Imp: Are you more interested in exploring that what she wanted to be doing, exactly that kind &ationship as opposed to just telling a stury? of story, exactly the way she wanted to be Sim: Well, it depends, in Jaka’s Story, the politicaland economic environment returned doing it. The more I looked at my work, the more I thought that although I enjoyed it, it’s mostly to window-dressing and the way the not really what I wanted to do. people interact became more the point of it.

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do from now on. Jmp: So what we’ve seen in Jaka’s Story, with CerebusoutofthepictutGsn’rgoingtobeacontinuing tz+nd you think a new boo! demands a new style? Sim: We& it’s interesting, because I%e got all of Mothers and Daughters plotted in terms of exactly the kind of i&act fwant it to have and where all the surpri& are hidden. It’s a matter of deciding which means am I going to use to emphasize these things and bring them out, Do I want a more Dersonalized storv or an e&o&c storv like theshort stories in & midthe of Chu& and State, where they’re one to ten pages? There’s a lot of different things to draw on. I think I’m going to read Ce&z~ through to the end of &elmuth to get sort of get a6 idea of what the second h& should look like. A’mirror image, or a slightly distorted mirror image . . . probably slightly distorted* imp: Well how far ahead do you plan the issu~?Imean what bsue areyou on now? Sim: Well we’re working on 146 right now. (At the time of the interview, 144 had just been released). Imp: So you ‘m really not that far ahead. Sirrt: No, no. There’s virtually no lead time. We get the issue done by the end of the mon&, and we usually shid by the third week of the following month, &what you’re seeing

is only about two weeks old. ~nrg: ?Xat scheduling rreally shows. You seem tu Jbe&e ofthemum co&&% writem in thecomics field to sav the least. Yummy Fur cvmes out prp?tv erratiialt’y, he’s put uui 24 issues in about s&en years and I’ve been waiting for the third issue of Big Numbers fur about a bar. Do you think -&6iency is e&me/y im&an t fir a comic book? Sim: I think it is for me. I think it is for me and Gerhard. People doing a book are far better served thinking of it as a job rather than an art form. I mean we do it as you would a job. Usually eight hours a day five days a week as opposed to working 40 hours in a row, then leaving it for three days, then going on a fiveday bender. That’s all well and good, but there’s a good reason why the world rims on a five-days-on-two&ysoff pattern It’s really the best way to keep yourself sane, as lo&g as you’re working steadily that way. Ger finished his part of 145 yesterday, and he’s workine on the cover of 146 todav. We can’t sort bf &.rt the b&sh down, put the backs of our hands on our foreheadi and say “Well, time to take two ‘weeks off be&se we polished off another issue.” imp:Igu&haviingagaal. thatf?na13ooPh he, helps Wzen did you decide to limit Cerebus to 3w iFsum? Sh: Thatwas in 79. Imp: Afier Cerebus was about two years old. Sim: Yeah, the first two years were bimonthly, it was about issue 13 or 14, That was alsO when the decision was made to go monfhlY* Imp: The d&sions to gu monthly and eyecially to stup at 300 m to play a very impottant role up ot as y& culi them, novels mther that some crap like X-Men where there’s just this continuing story. [n Cerebus there’ll be a continuity of charact&, thm and pio~ fur 50 hues, and then ym ‘11change them for the next 50 or so. It seems like a bt.vf theMtera.mic writem seem to write in &iv&s with a beginlaing and an end r-other than justfIouting around IT@ ‘rg nut just constantly coming up with confrontatiunsfor the chamcters to overcome like most comics do. Sim: Well we can’t kid ourselves. It is a very smaU

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larger works, and we are not selling astronomical numbers. I was talking with Neil Caiman (author of Yiolent Cases and current writer of Sandman and Miracleman) yesterday and he said he was going to be doing 40

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some odd issues of Sandman which is going to clock in at a pretty fair number, 900 to 1,000 pages of whatever from beginning;middle, and end. That’s the whole’stnxcture, and he was saying the book sells about 55,000 to 60,000. Imp: W/I& the run of Cerebus? Sim: About 20. But for a mainstream comic that’s been “heralded by everyone” it’s the same thing with Swamp bring, it doesn’t sell that well. Certainly not compared to X-MUI, or any of the X-Men titles or any of the Super-

m-an titles. Dues that bother you? Sim: No, but I think that the people &ho are rushing to say that comics have gained this wide scale acceptance as adult literature . . : well, that absolute top of the top, which is Sandman, is selling 5540,000, that’s hardly wide scale acceptance. Imp: Not when Spiderman number one can sell imp:

2, ooO,ooO. There also seems to be this perception that comics have become a more suphisticated medium, but I dun ‘t think that Frtrue either. So ftiv of them are intruducing new elements of eith pr wle or con tent, tind even thuugh there are af&w, as you said, it doesn ‘t mean any morqwpie are reuding th-em. Sim: No, no it doesn’t. It’s also a very unique medium. it hasn’t reatiy grasped yet that there’s nothing else like it: It’s waiting for something eise to tell it that it’s’ okay. You see a story come out in Rolling Stone or Newsweek and everybody holds it up like a totem that we really have made inrqads, we are really legitimate, and the articles usually get it all wrong.

Mck Jagger makes a cameo appearance with Keith Richards. If you notice, in with the things which would genuinely appeal to adult sensibilities, they’ve got mm Putn~l and Animal Man, stuff like that. And it’s like, no, you lost it again, you were just starting to understand what it &

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this final word on the subject. I think between my “notes from the.president” being on the front, the letters pageontheba&andthecomicbeing in between, it seems to be the sort of

ones are usually ones. The other ihing is that people do get genuineIy hurt Somebody who coul$ other, wise be showing everybody their letter in the comic book can’t show them because I made them look foolish Imp: I guess there’s allro the fact that RWK&X~learn mure about the issue that the person is trying to bnhg up in the que;rtion rather than in whtiever you am going to answer. As a whole< it’s pmbably better that they think about it without yuur upiniun. Sink: Yes, I think there’s always the I tendency on a letters page to sort of breeze

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Sandman, okay &rebus myself, Swamp Thing, it’s not always material thai’+s dealing tith adult issues, you know, drugs, 1’11flatter

xixne, and all that stuff, but more

he form are dealing with heaven and neU - what is purgatory? It is real imagination, it is sort of .mbfidled imagination in the sense hat it has never been seen before and [ thi& a lot of what holds us back inall hose half dozen titles, Big Numbers, Stmy Txzsien, all those kinds of

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pland and people are just not willing 0 confront that head on. So much of :eletiion, and most movies are just Aa 1 swell. Inq $iand you mean as in not chiting? Sbn: Nothing to it, nothing really to chew on. It’s not the same as when you finish reading one of the issues of Yummy Fur and you have a genuine sensation that something . human

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sort of making you morr of a spectatur than someone wh0 k involvid in it in any way. Simt: Yes. I think that Yummy Fur or LOW and Roekm tends to be somethe ing that the reader will say “My god, I’ve never seen me in one of these things before.” It’s like the letters page

in Cmbus, we get a lot of complaints, butwealsogettenpagesofwhatpeople %ayF yoL know. Without e lot Of posturing about “we have to wipe out crime, we need more education, we

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“obscenie” . . . and they are both, in fact’ ‘obscene” in their own ways, and to most it is simply a matter of degree really, but which

one might be considered “worse” is still very much a subjective, “able to be revised” belief or whim, and no more or less absolute than the ideal of “obscenity” ever should have been The contraditions are alive like never behe: indeed, we are at a point’in our history where we cannM decide whether the pornographer is more “obscene” or the man who censors it is more “obscene. . . yet another lib. tle irony of life, I suppose. +d I use those examples as only possible “ob~enitie~;” for if,

If one were30 question either the general public or the politicians, the religious figures or the s&olars, dr any moron off the street (this last label may have already been covered

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one of the previo& categories) - if very these inditiduals as to their definition o 9 ‘~obscenity,” each would most certainly be primed with a serW of possible r=panses. * ‘0bscenity”ig to be found within language, attitudes, $retense, or anywhere&e that one might need to fit;d-it. Yet, “obscenity,” and the definitionthereof,haahisto~c~y~~m~ what of a nemesis fv mankind (sorry: ‘$ZWI= kind? we are forever re-defining thqnotion of it’s content it% form. Indeed, the ideas of what constitute the uo13&ene” are as varied one were to

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I Chehastobelieveth&ifalIthevaried definitions’ of it tiy were dealt with, exposed, ar@ defanged, as it were, we, as humans, would still seek to define it elsewhere (foi &ample; in a jar of peanut butter,ina&roUuponth&each~yourbareket, or, in some over-sized pumpkin) . , we’d seek to de& it in some pewem reasoti j .I Why do 1we impose. the notion of “obscenity” onto ourselves? It seems only to complicate an a&ady ti nmanageable situation. . / lh.tt I think thatdke answer to this question -*‘,>is;fairly obvio-: “obscpity” his found it’s

and elusive as the sorts of people who seek to define it’s pammete=. . . and they do seek fp define it, and they continue to struggle with it - struggle with it as if it were really. there. In fact, shy definition of the “obscene” will fall and be re-defined and f&ll again, long before the belief in “obscenity,” itself, will fall. On it goes, forever and ever, on into eternity .: . we don’t know what it is but we do know that it is. Anditisthispresumptiontthatwillforcethe ideal of “obsce~G@” tito somewhat of a

verted wombs, ior they, too; are filled “to the tits,” as it were, with mu& bias, an impeccable Sense of dim-witted truths md, certainly, potentially destructive ideolq& that they use td wreak havm: amongst a’ too-stupid-fo-i&out-for-them&es” ,world. Andthus,aswenoled~~,definitionsof ‘the “obscene” can, and will, easily contradict ales over time (without thenotion of ‘0~~itself ever b&g any won& for wear). Etor example; to some, the “tie” po* nography gf this world is censidered “obscene”; to others, the man tiho attemptsId

pornography it would be someththbn something else, and so on

Perhaps our only recourse at this point is to become-more aw& of how our f&m&& _ “~eqg&bJ&’ and our pcferred “correctnesses” tend &I feed the “eviW that we have sought all along to unhinge. The deh&mthatwehave~historicaUyJivedwithis that’ we can pick auf, sc&nize, undexmine &d devalue the “obscenities” of this Fred, while, in the process, leave ourselves tith this wl$le, .“perfection” has an iderititv and a weight to ihe ‘olSs&n~‘T~ey aie f&ding off one and other,they are bleeding each other of life; and the struggle between them drives us further into Gs ‘#hellish” world that we now fmd ourselves ,privy to - not to say that I mind or ‘anything, it gives me something to writeaboutforfucksakes...

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UW clips Ravens, opens at U of T It was the perfect afternoon at, hagram 5tadium for a bird hunt. Yes, he Carlton Ravens dared to show up !or a football game against our Tim. In the end, the Ravens left rviththeirwingsbetweentheirlegs to :ell the Prime Miter what it feels ike to lose. Our boys of fall emerged 12-3 victors in their only exhibition game before starting the regular wson tonight at Varsity Stadium in honto. No, it wasn’t pretty, but it was effecrive. A solid defensive effort and just enough offence to make it a somewhat convincing win The Warriors mew that they were getting one of he weaker teztms in the Ontario &ebec Intercollegiate Football ConEerence (l-6 last year), but also knew hat they could not take them tightly 3t alL The Ravens were not going to travel over five ho= to lay down and die.

but thanks to a couple of great defensive plays, including a blocked field goal attempt, the Warriors escaped with only three points scored against them. Little did the Carlton players realize thatthose were all the points that the strong’ Waterloo defense were going to give up. All it took for the Warriors was one booming 77-yard punt (with the help of a couple of bounces) by Mike Rayna~I, into the end-zone, and hustling defenders, to drop a Carlton player in the end-zone for their firstof two single points earned this way. From tit point on (five minutes into the second quarter), the, Warrior defense thwarted Ravens drives to dose out the half d&n bv two_

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It was a pumpedup Warrior team that came-out “for the second half. With theirrushing game in full form, our boys tore up the field and capped a long drive with a six-yard run up the middle and over the pile of pktic by Rob Patai for the major. With Carlton now down: by six, they made some noise in the fourth qu&er by driving deep into Waterloo’s end only to be subject to Jasop Rosettani’s secmd interception of the game.,Waterloo took advantage of the reprieve and mounted enough of their oti offense to give Tchir a chance at a 22-yard field goaL Needless to say, at that range, it was good. No, it wasn’t an offensive battle. No real big offensive plays, just good solid defense, and a solid defense is a the best basis for a winning team. Bennet may start to feel confident enough to take some more chances and test his, and his receivers, for abilities. Look OdY improvement The Warriors regular season starts

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13) versus the nati&kally r&ked University of Toronto Varsity Blues at Varsity Stadium in Toronto. Take a quickgander to your right and check out the Fed-Page for information on getting a ride to the game. The game promises to be a tough. test for our guys. -Toronto always seems to suit up a good team, and this year they should have revenge on their minds for the upset loss to Waterloo in the last game of last season A win for Waterloo would defmitely ‘count as another upset, but win or lose, don’t count on our team giving them an easy ride.

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Two universities agree on use of WiBrid Laurier University and the university of Waterloo have reached m agreement governing the use of %agmm Stadium pending its sale to Laurier by the City of Waterloo. With the agreement, UW supports the sale. City council will soon reconsider theproposedsale.Apropos&osell the stadium to Laurier was brought before council earlier this year but council~rs then asked for input from UW, which uses the fadMy for its football and intrarn~~~ The agreement be&uthe IWO ~~~t$4soutlineshbwthe~ would be shared and UW’s programs 3ccommodated. After the purtha%, Lauder intends to make $1.5 million in improvements that would result in the fadity being more widely avail-

able for community use. Plans ti ~heinstaIIationofartificialtu.rf-the

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ft& in Waterloo Region or Cuelph and an &l-weather track Indoor facilities would also be refurbished. The improved facility will be a real community asset,“ says Rich New brough,dkector of athleticsand head football coach at Laurier. The field would be available for more high school football games, often Iimited in order to preserve the field condition for university games.

The improved facility would also be available for athletic events and other community uses. The installation of the all-weather track wouid provide a top-ranking facility for track events in the Twin Cities and would help mitigate scheduling conflicts -ted with

other events at Centennial Stadium in Kitchener. The availabtity of the f&ilities for community use is provided for under the terms of the proposed sale. For Laurier, the acquisition would provide facilities for varsity and intramural sports, and physical education purpo@; ease congestion in Laurier’s Athletic Complex; and free its one practice field for other purposes.

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Tim Kalbfleisch, associate provost: aciiclemic affair&at UW, Says the university would benefit from the arrangement. ‘It will lead to the development of our own facilities for football and other field sports too,, and yet we’ll continue to have use of the stadium with its new art&&i

UW would “benefit immensely” through* the development of two additional regulation-sized playing fields, construction of a lO,oOOsquare-foot, multi-purpose building, and continued use of Seagram Stadium, he adds.

turf.”

Laurier would conduct a $2.5million fund-raising campaign to pay for the stadium renovations and endow a fund for operating expenses.

LJW33 football program woti continue to be based at Seagram Stadium this fall. Next season, the football program would move to WV'S north campus where change rooms and offices would be built and playitpg fields .improved; however, - @me% and some nractices would continue K to be at the stadium. The two universities have worked Wally Delahey, director of athletics at UW, says, Wvemll we a= obtainout a schedule to share the gyming more and much needed space for nasium and change rooms eer the our prognun as well as additional next five years, UW would expl0R playing fields.” alternatives to these facilities.

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Athena rower aboard Pan-Am tea.m by &ury Seder, Imprint staff

Feat&tone, Doobenen,

Canada has become an international powerhouse in rowing with major successes scored on the waters of both Vienna and I-Iavana this summer. One of the major contributors was Stoney Creek r&dent and UW Geography senior Laurie

novice and has split her seasons either rowing for the University of Waterloo varsity and KitchenerWaterloo teams or the Argonaut Rowing Club in Toronto. With the 1.989 Argo lightweights, Laurie was

part of an eight that was one of the best club boats in North America, claiming both intermediate and senior titles at the Royal Canadian Henley. As part of her training ptigram, Laurie decided she would race the National Speed Orders, held in WelIand each spring. Races are done in pairs and singles, so Laurie needed a partner. Argonaut coach Phil Mon&on suggested she train with Nori Doobenen, a heavyweight, but training to row lightweight. “Nori wanted to row, so we decided to pair up in April,” said Featherstone. “We were given a boat and started practicing in the morning on our own, and with the eight in the evening. It was tough at first, but it really improved after awhile.” “We were mindful of the competition, as Nori knew two UBC pairs would be strong, as well as our Argo competitors. The five crews were even and anyone could have won if it was their day. We knew that there was more pressure on the others, so we decided to pull and not worry.“’ The result was a victory and an invitation to the selectio’n camp in London where they. would train under national lightweight and University of Victoria coach Rick Crawley. “Seat racing made up the bulk of the camp,” Featherstone continued. “We were all split up and ,different combinations of pairs were made. We would race over and over again.

who with partner Nori won a gold medal in the Lightweight Women’s Fair & the Pan American Games. Laurie began rowing at UW as a

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gold. After the opening ceremonies, the rowers still had a week or so to wait for their regatta, but eventually race day arrived. The race would be ‘a direct final, with Canada lining up against Cuba, USA, Mexico, and Peru. The Americans were considered rivals, but Laurie was also worried about the &ret-&i of the Cubans. “we were e&ted &out the race, but Rkk was wound up-more. We went over our strategy ai launched.

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water was calm and I knew that had done the work, so freak@ wouldn’t help. The Americans Cubans stayed with us for 250 tietres, but after 500, ye shook them off. With 500 to go, I knew we would win if something tragic didn’t hap pen. I was tired when we went over the line, but the race felt really controlled and intense. We didn’t row over our heads.” Fo~owing the race came medal presentations, which were presided over by El Commandante himself. Castro himself was an oarsman, and attended all rowing and canoeing fiMlS.

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podium to present the medals, I was a little surprised. He seemed larger than I pictured him and there didn’t appear to be maximum security around him. We received our medals and stood for 0 Canada,’ which’& something that IX never forget.” Much &s made in the me& of the Cubans showing their sports svstem Off with the p;amGs. Crov& wek predictably pa&an but seemed to eiioy

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Canadians} very well and seemed happy to find out what sport we did,” Featherstone said. ‘What was intere&ng was the interactions between the Americans and Cubans. Each were probably briefed on how to act, so although they were polite with each other, encounters were kept brief. After our race, the Cuban pair asked all crews except the Americans if they could pose for a picture together. As well, the Cuban men would have done anything to beat the Americans.” This fall, Laurie will train in Toronto and finish her thesis. In the winter, she will train in British Columbia with other national team members. The absence of lightweight rowing at the Olympics means that Laurie will be aiming for the world championships in Montreal, rather than for next summer in Barcelona. There will be a lightweight women’s four, and Laurie will try out for it. ‘The competition will be really intense considering the number of seats open. If I don’t make it, I’ll be happy to row at Argos again. Someday I’d like to row at K-W again. I’ve always enjoyed the small club atmosphere and am proud to have rowed with them and UW.” ‘7f lightweight rowing will be added for Atlanta, that could keep me artxmd- for four more yea=. to have a good job that

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The University of Waterloo Rugby Club kicked off the 1991 season with a series of two exhibition games in the past week. On Sunday, UW alumni

Waterloo pa& The Wafiiors wt?uld like to thank the alumni for their continued support of the club, especially for the creation of the Brian Morris Award for the Most Improved Player. The club would also like to thank Bikk Breweries for opening their hospitality house to them after the game.

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and 10-O in the junior varsity game. Coach Glen Harper used the annual alumnigame totake a look at the talents of new and returning players. Everybody was given a chance to show their stuff in a fun contest. The alumni side used their greater size and e rience in the for‘war& to make r ’ e difficult for the

Tuesday night in Guelph, Harper began making preliminary varsity team sel&ions. Becaq3e th@ was an exhibition game, both teams agreed to allow unlimited substitutions at half thpe. Guelph opened the scoring early, when heir inside center received the ball from the outside center on a looping play. He then outran the Waterloo defence into the endzone for the try. The Waterloo backs revealed their inexperience on the play when they mixed up;-tet.. ta$ling +gnments.

‘II& problem should disappear as the team plays together more, and begins to gel as a unk Waterloo responded with two penalty kicks from Edson CastiIho, and Guelph led at the half on the strength of another penaIty kick, 74. In the first half, the experienced Guelph front row dominated their Waterloo counterparts iir the strums. Guelph obtained possession from the lineouts and con&&d the ball formostof thefirsthalf. Jim Atkinson, the Guelph coach, admonished his ‘team, ‘They (Waterloo) never came inside of your 22-metre line, but they still managed to . score six points.” tn the second half, Waterloo improved its play considerably, and controlled the pace of the game. Center Mark Cohoon showed why he received OUAA all-star recognition last year bytumingin a strong Erformance. He anchored the Warrior backs with his strong running and sure hands. Mark was the key player in Waterl&s only try. Edson Castilho attempted a penalty kick and the balI hit the -uprights. Cohoon charged down the bouncing ball, and scooti it UD. ‘With th; Warrior pack hot on 6s heels, he drove in for thb try. Castilho managed one more kick for three points and Guelph responded with a penalty kick of their own The Warriors were penalized in the qidfield area, and then showed a lack of &cipline when they were + assessed an additional 10 metros for h2krassing the referee. This allowed the Guelph kicker an easy kick which he then netted for the final points of the match. In the junior game, Waterk3o played tentatively for most of the first h&If. They broke the game open with

.atrysetupbyascorchingrunby+ whger. Waterroo’s . Derek Featherstone put the b&into a fivemetre serum and passed to fly half Derek Prenti, who astutely scissored with center Jai0 Cooper. Cooper ran across the gram, broke a tackle, and dove in for the tryi Prop John Maddigan scored the second try when the forward pack consolidated a loose ball on the Guelph goal line. Maddigan obtained posse&on and dove in for the four

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points. Derek Featerstone revealed another aspect of his game as he converted the kick from the touchline. The Warrior rugby team begins OUAA league play this weekend against Western The Mustangs have traditionally been one of the stronger teams in the league and this year should prove no exception. Last year, Western defeated Waterloo twice during the regular season. The Warriors hope to avenge this loss Saturday at I pm on Columbia Fields..

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According to coach Judy MacCrae, They’ve come back.. . those funny who is in her 20th year of coaching, little nets out at Columbia F&S. these seniors are the team’s key to Periodically, you can see women with sticks (yes boys, sticks) driving small white objects around the turf. NO, this is not some dementkd form of golf; it’s the Field Hockey Athenas. ’ Last year the Athenas, with nine freshman on the squad, finished a commendable fourth in OWIAA play. This year’s team has been pro-

man and several players returning from co-op. Keep an eye out for last year% Rookie of the Year, Leanne Dietrich. Dietrich spent this summer starting for Ontario’s Under 21 Squad and played a key role in that team’s tour-

and peihaps even challenging University of Toronto, York, and Guelph for their OWIAA rankings. This weekend the Athena participate in the “Red and Blue Tournament” hosted jointly by York and IJ of T, at Lamport Stadium, Also fielding teams in the to urname’nt are Guelph, University of New Brunswick ‘.

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The Aeletic Department will hold its Hall of Fame Dinner on Sunday, September 15. This will mark the firsi: lime, since the inception of Ws Athletic Hall of Fame, that the Dinner will be held on its own Prior to this year, the induction ceremony has been a part of the department% annual Athletic Banquet. Of the six inductees, two will be former Chief Centurians of the Warriors Band, which happens to be celebrating it 25th anniversary. The first Chief Centurian,of the band was David A. Grenburg. Since his graduation in the late l%Os, Grenburg has worked with the Bedford Institute of Oceanography in Dartmouth, Nova SCOtiEL

Another Chief Centurian, Steve Hayman, will also be inducted. Hayman served as leader during his undergraduate and graduate years at UW and for a short time while he was employed by w. He .is currently employed’ by the University of Indiana in the Computer Science Department. Val Quirk, a diver with the Athena diving team in the mid 1970s, will be another of the inductees. Her cham-

former Warrior hockey player. NickIeson played for the Warriors from 1970-71 until 1973-74, Always one of the teading scorers on the team, Jim served as both assistant captain and captain of the team during his four-year career at UW. He was a valuable member of the first CLXJ championship team at UW when the hockey Warriors won the nationa title in the 1973-74 season. Jim was working in Thqder Bay at the time of his death in May 1988. The Nickleson Award will be presented to David Lorentz, last year’s rookie of the year with the Warrior hockey team. Brian Morris was a Warrior rugby player in the last 1970s and early 1980s. “Willie,” as he was named when he played at UW, was known for his intense play while on the field and his serene nature while off the . field. Brian died as a result of a bicycling accident in northern Ontario in May 1989. The Brian Morris Memorial Award will be presented to the Most Improved Player on the Warrior Rugby team each year. Last year’s MIP and the first recipient is Steve Peck. The Hall of Fame Dinner will be held in the main gym in the PAC. A reception will be held at 4 pm with . the Dinner to start at 5:3O pm. ’ Anyone wishing to obtain more information on the Hall of Fame Dinner is asked to contact Paul Condon at the WW Athletic Department.

Team for a short time. He returned as an Assistant Coach with the Warriors last season after a very successful high school coaching career. He is now a teacher at Resurrection High School in Kitchener.

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hockey coach, Ruth Priddle, was inducted last year. Dave Heinbush, a former Warrior Swimmer and head coach of both the Athena and Warrior swim teams will be inducted. Heinbush was a recordsetting swimmer while with the Warriors and he went on to represent Canada in many-international competitions. ’ The field of inductees is rounded out by Tom Kieswetter, a member of the Warrior basketball team in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Kieswetter was a member of Canada’s National

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by hter Brown hprint staff The hottest ticket in Canadian rock passed through Waterloo last Thursday, but bypassed it’s original destination to mysteriously end up down University Avenue at UW’s Federation Hall. Leadsinger Gord Downey, fresh from the army barber, led The Hip to an intense and quite loud aural assaultupon the packed house w@h an explosive and grooving brand of roots rock An early start meant that this reporter missed the opening act ThePhantoms, but read any previo~~ review of this band to see how they were.

hi& to be upii~ The Hip’s live sound is certainly more impressive than on RoadApples and their other recordbgs, at least if impressiveness is measured in decibels. They ripped through a 90minute set (over by midnight; mind you) with the kind of sacrificing of audible words- that pervades most live rock But no one could argue with their intensity. I mean, no Canadian band that I’ve seen in a long while can rock quite as hard as these guys I

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by--w Lmprintsbff llw kt band that I have ever seen bar nune - ever in‘ the hiktury of the universe, that k I mean !t, really. Bernard Kearney. In the midst of Fresh events that catapulted UW into a quagmire of frenzy reminiscent of Black Monday at the CNE, do not fret if you weire one of the bleary eyed slugs thai overlooked the fUing fusion of funk, R & B, and soul that. thundered, through stages last Thursday. Don’t cry .over spilled blues, merely lift up your sc@ry head and look for&d with fervent anticipa-

.More live she)W reviews. on pages 30 and 36

tion to Thuqday, September 26, when The Bourbon TabemacIe choir wail once again Hammond their way -t&ough the TriiCity area. Fresh residents, lost anywhere outside a 30foot diameter need look no further than our party Parthenon - Federation Hall ‘- to be served up a satisfying dish of funk food for the soul. The rest of the student population, desperately scrambling for rent money due the following Monday, need not miss out on.their trucker-size helpin’; either,, as the show is part of the ‘TREE B4 9” series thanks to tmr ‘&ndly Feds. In an attempt to convert the unbelievers and inform the ignorant, ’ let me toss you b few of the scraps i picked

Like anybne who has heard any Can-con in the past year or so, the audience was quite familiar with the band’s songs, and the band gave them exactly what they were looking for. Perhaps too much so. Guitar solos varied, the occasional mystical mumbling from Downey were unpredictable, but the songs were essentially just as presented on II? Not that this is bad, but when they are a band which has been overkitled as much as The Hip, they might have varied things just a little. The Tragically Hip are definitely a band that goes as its songs go - the tunes that had the entire dancefloor thrashing its collective heads were the ones that everyone loves from the albums. In other words, they aren’t really capable of bringing to a song (with a live performance of it) sumething more ‘than the sum of its original parts. “On the Verge,” “Montreal,” “Everytime You Go,” and of course “38 Years Old” proved to be the highlights of the show, shot out over and through the audience with the energy and force that has earned this band its formidable reputation. Downey is the curious variable that controls what the band can do on stage. Sometimes prancing in a trance, other times #delivering painfully self-conscious, intentionally weird soliloquies about suicide and other rock ‘n’ roll topics, Downey gives the band its backbone of personality - and forms the flavour of its live sound. This voluminous sound fury combined with the new Fed Dry beer to make this a memorable experience, however fuzzy.

for laughs pulled the old second first, first second trick on us. And we fell for it) at about 1030. V&ally-led by Dave Wall (sporting an oh so manageable haircut and trendy e-ring) and “20 minute workout advertisement” Kate Fenner, the BTC created a maverick body boogie that wouldn’t let up even for those desperate for a pee. A train spotter in our party grooved particularly energetically during the encore as ‘an excellent extended version of Stevie Wonder’s “Living for the City” filled the normally combustible dance hall. Gearing toward a Christmas release to follow up their successful debut, “Sister Anthony,” on Septem-

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Mudhoney:

- Be cooi&or be,,.cast .- :out!’ paint-peeling vocals, and appealing ppp hooks into a tasty package. No such big money beckons North Carolina’s Superchunk, who have found their own way to revive the primal punk ethic. Superchunk (from Chunk, their drummer) have mixed in a liberal splash of New York artnoise a la Sonic Youth and a bit of

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Most things that are worth doing once are worth doing again, and again, and again, even. Mudhoney are living probf of this fact. Punk was pretty good the first time around, when the likes of the Stooges and MC5 turned their angst loose onto guitars and mikes. The second time 1 around wasn’t so bad either, when the Sex Pistols and Gang of Four hijacked rock ‘n’ roil for a few brief moments of adrenalinecharged mayhem. never been so loud or so much fun. Mudhoney are punk, version four Touring in support of their newest Lp, or five, and suburban boredom has

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Czech Films Just Befure the Ret-&ution is the title of UW Film Society’s series this term. Several award winners are among the selections, as are works by respected Czechoslovakian filmmakers such as Jiri Menzel, Frantisek Vlacil, Jiri Svoboda, Jaromil Jires, and Vera Chytilova. Jan Uhde, UW film professor and co-ordinator of the student-run society, is from Czechoslovakia himself and has a special interest in exposing the cinema of his country of origin to others. Uhde will be teachink a course in East European cinema this winter, but the films showcased will be older. Most of the films in the Society’s fall line-up were made after 1985. Menzel’s S~W Cut, based, like his

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We missed Gas Huffer, but they had great merchandise which was snapped up in the absence of any good SubPop t-shirts and baseball caps* I had a hypothesis that the best rock ‘n’ roll could only be made by fat guys, since they alone possessed the necessary angst to flay the rock beast

Screenings are open to anyone in the community, and take place each , Thusday through till December 12 1991. The socieq charges a small admission price, but a membership entitles the holder to a discount on each film. The schedule is listed below, tit a more in-depth guide is available at East Camms Hall.

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Evay Good Boy lberva Fudge, Seat-tie’s finest are bustin’ eardrums and assaulting sphincters across a continent. Mudhoney are civilized men rediscovering the joys of hitting things with great force and barbarity+ There can be a magic in the primitivism of punk; for the time that it is played, nothing exists outside the music. Mudhoney have many such moments: ‘Touch me, I’m Sick” @ttrcxluced as “Spirit of Radio”), ‘Were Comes Sickness” (introduced as “Lakeside Park”), and “Keep it Outta My Face” (introduced as “Necromancer,” from their second album Cares @ Bee& As you might have guessed by now, the jokey theme of the night was to introduce all their songs as Rush songs - a little bonding with their Canadian fans, eh? As the flagship group of SubPop records, consistently the best independent American record label over the past few years, it’s quite suring that they still haven’t been F”ribed into signing with a major label, as have former SubPoppers Soundgarden and Nirvana. l

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on a novel by Bohumil Hrabal, will launch the series on September 19th. Other highlights are biographies of composers Antonin Dvorak and Leas Janacek, a tragicomedy about an art professor’s affair with a younger woman, a dmentary intended as part of the IO-part Italian cycle 7Tze Main Guitural Centres ctf Eutvpe, and a fantasy that has been compared with the writings of Stoppard and .Piran, dell0

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Wicked scandal, maudlin tragedy, endless introspection. . . what more could a girl want? Hamlet is truly my favourite Shakespearean tragedy. Nothing compare to its orgies of grief and its outrageous melodrama. I’ve seen many a Hamlet in my time, and was real& looking forwa.rd to this one. Did I find what I was looking for? Read on, Well, the 1991 production of Hamlet at his year’s Stratford Festival is, as usual, well-designed, well-

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and one-dimensional merely speaking their Iines when required to. The characters in any play must mesh together seamlessly; however, in this Hamlet, very little of that occur’s. When you find yourself e,ndlessly fascinated by the snoring man beside you (it’s true - there was a man beside us who, every ten minutes or so, heaved these great, seat-shaking snorts) when you find yourself easily distracted from the play, you know something’s wrong. The costumes and the period setting of the play do not work. They were nice costumes and all, but they just didn’t add any relevance to the story; it’s just the same characters, but in tacky clothes. Now, if you had seen the Stratford .production of Hamlet in 1986, just as a random example, you could compare the relevance of costuming.and setting. That one (with Brent Carver as a brilliant Hamlet) was set in 1940s quasi-Nazi Germany, and it added a whole new dimension to the- play which was powerful, eerie, and surreal. That Hamlet kicked ass. This version of the play is just the latest example of misguided interpretations in Stratford productions of late. (Witness, for example, last year’s As You Like It, with its New France motif and painted birch bark canoes.) This year, the “Lame as Lame can be” prize goes to Hamlet’s ghost father. If you need a ghost, you need a scary, imposing, looming figure, not a short, roly-poly, Pillsbury doughboy-like man covered in tattered clothes and

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Kenneth,it was retilly nothing Margaret and Roman Strauss, whose brief marriage ended in 1949 with the murder of Margaret and the subsequent criminal execution of Roman. The pair bear a strong physical resemblance to Mike and Whoositz, since they too are played by Branagh and Thompson. These flashbacks, shot in black and white, also feature Andy Garcia as Gray Baker, a dissolute reporter who has gone to seed three years after the excitement of World War IL When he first lays eyes on Margaret, (on her wedding day), Branagh wittily posits both Roman and Baker’s girlfriend behind him, watching. Eventually, Roman’s jealousy of Baker’s attentions to Margaret will not seem so amusing. In the meantime, Robin Williams has the present tense character part of the foul-mouthed, cantankerous Dr. Cozy Carlisle, an ex-shrink whose sexual use of patients got him into hot water. He now works in a Chinese food store and takes his breaks in the

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themselves to point out similarities between his latest venture and flicks like.Hitchcock’s Rebecca, Branagh’s directing is singul&ly unpretentious. He has borrowed out of love and with byJennifaEpp Imprint staff ‘purpose, not, as a* Nm school grad attempting to show off how many L f&nsheknows~Andthoughhehas There’s something old-fashioned reassembled seve~&members ofthe akmt the way Kenneth Branagh bleed production t433117 tfiat directs,atleastinhistwofilmstodate: w43rked on Hepidy v, (notto mention Hmry Vand the current thriller L&ad the hvwh ~emtqpp~exIr;enAgain. He is an unabashed fan of n&h ‘Mach&Uan and editor A4i&ael dramatic effects, solid storytelling, B&&efl), his primarvmm &he and bold performances. And yet his sparkling cast’ style also sparkles with newness, &art@tisMikeChurch,adii because it’s ,so full of energy it’s illusioned and linimpassioned youthful. (Branagh just turned 30.) privati dick who speeds around Los Bmnagh

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leads lxtween them. “Actors are a dime a dozen in f-iollywood,” Branagh modestly cone fided to Johnny Carson-a few weeks ago. He was hinting at filmfk~~&?ti’ r someone &e’s qonsibility, but lukewarm response to his desire to she’s like a hay pu y, and *he can’t star in Dead Again,. compared to their r&&i, He takes her ‘Epome. enthusiasm over his candidacy as Next up is Derek Jacobi, as ‘a hyp. director. It’s an ironic attitudebecause notist fascinated wi* both ar@iqus this particuki%nm&x’s brain is h a symbiotic relationship with his actor’s gut. He triumphs not so much

with a spectacular shot but with a scene fdl of nuance and atmosphere, not with an isolated moment but with an 0wmIl momentum. . Thoughcrit@arefallingdo~

pianist; in this incarnation, Mike lives above a woman who plays piano in the middle of the night and drives him nuts, (And, though this was probably the director’s stroke, when the murderer stealthily comes to call, a red decal above the door latch reads ‘3Ieighbourhood Watch.“) The film’s big problem, and it’s enormous, is the ending. What can these people have been thinking? There’s all this controlled build-up, alI these carefully timed revelations, and then Frank and Branagh throw it all to hell with a standard horror-movie finale. Oh, golly, he’s been shot in the chest! He’s dead! Then suddenly he leaps up! There’s a struggle! EEFX! He’s stabbed! But it doesn’t stop him! The woman screams! And so on.

Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth. What did we do to deserve this treatment? We were a loyal and appreciative audience, couldn’t you have stood up for us? In selling out in the final hour, Dead Again passes right by the moment when it might have really gotten under our skin, the mesmerizing second when it seems the tale can have no happy conclusion yet, that karmic justice will need another goround to be served. Kenny-baby, it’s O.K. to leave us chilled, unquiet ask Roman Polanski, or take a gander at iThe Vanishing. But this hackneyed finish, this tripe (not even the magnificently edited flashback with operatic crescendo can redeem it), this is not okay. No sir. just

meat freezer. He fills Mike and Whatsername in on the logic of reincamation, which he describes as “a cosmic credit card.” The stable of charismatic thespians is completed by Wayne Knight as Mike’s crass but jovial photographer friend, and Hanna Schygulla as the Straussed maid. Branagh b nothing by being ‘on both ends of the camera, and that’s a rarity - look at what happens

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pares 2 u,” “emperor’s new clothes,” and an instrumental version of “my special child,” Sinead is aiming to raise funds to aid Kurdish refugees. Since she is an opinionated artist, this effort seems to stem more from a genuine concern for the plight of the refugees than from any desire to ’ seem radical or innovative. Perhaps lxcause she’s a mother herself she sees the need to help children who are less fortunate. The media tends to depict Sinead as a rebellious and . rather cold woman but this record seems to show that she has matured and that she is making a sincere effort to use her influence in a positive way to help those who really need it,

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Like most products wearing the Windham Hili label, Tuck and Fatti’s hm offers the new-age neophyte a smorgasbord of sounds. What makes this Windham a winner, however, is that what should sound simple, one guitar and one voice, simply doesn’t On their third release on this label, guitar virtuoso Tuck Andress and new-age diva Pat&i Cathcart weave, a thrilling tapestry of sound,borrowing threads from jazz, blues, and gospel, but relying entirely on their own creativity and handiwork. The most interesting threads in hum’s fabric include the rich, passionate, devoti~spi.ritu.al”Friends

in High Places” and “Sitting in bbo,” the smoky, sexy, bluesy “Voodoo Music,” and the discordant, exciting ‘%getherrEsS.” Arguably the most entertaining offerings on the album include “1 VVii and “High Heel Blues,” which showcase Tuck and Patti respectively. With its rapid chord progre&ons and breakfinger speed, Tuck’s “I Wish” make me wish I’d been handed a guitar mere seconds after my birth. It’s hard to believe that one person with one instrument can produce such an wonderful, in&ate sound. In the delighti “High Heel Patti -bemoans being a Blues,” material girl hooked on high heels. She tests the boundaries of her rich, mellifluous contralto, making this piece absolutely thrilling instead . of absolutely ridiculous. Speaking of absolutely ridiculous, although she waxes both inspirational and whhsica1, Patti tends to lapse into entirely schlocky, romantic lyrics. Yet, her passionate, powerful voice makes it all worthwhile. All things considered, this Widham warrants a leisurely listen. Why not take it along to the flotation tank or the massage therapy clinic?

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Fom But the latter combined with the pleasant and fresh night duce an intox.icatin~ atmosphere, Theshowstartedoutwithabangin As a finale for this three-day roots rock festiva.I, this concert was fully the zany form of the Barenaked Ladies, Toronto’s latest pop sensation. appropriztfe, with as eclectic a lineup as the entire festival boasted. This was Calling themselves the Kings of Suburbia, the Ladies sprinted through a especially true of the three headliners: middle-aged rockers Sun 25-minute set including some of their more hilarious tunes: “Grade Nine,” Rhythm Section tributing the music Page is having of the ’50s sandwiched between ’80s “Hello City,““Stephen a baby,” and “If I I3ad a Million folkies Fea&,g and Siberry. Doti.” This six-member troup dism&al Since I haven’t been to Mario in played their consummate and ting-wting talents and their its Barrie days, I can’t comment on uYualmusi4Aobsessionwithpo~ culture, throwing the drum solo from hoti Molson Park compares to the Rush’s ‘Tom Sawyer” into “Grade ‘Nine” and a chorus from the

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Jody: No, Wre not an anon&y. There is quite a big music scene out there. Th&e was a heavy pt& scene that Da$h.ny, ourbassis~ was into, and1 Iva4 into soul. Unfofhx&.ly, since Newfoundland is so remote, records and music have to be ordered in. . Imp: -Does 77brnus Ttiio have a big following dlete? Jcidy: oh yeah. Sometimes it becomes a bit stifling. It’s sort of like being a big fish in a little pond. Imp: Huw yuu been able t0 tour ‘ha us?‘, Jdy:. Well ach@y .we did play on& gig in Buffalo but would youhelieve onIy five people turned up? Imp: mz happened? Jody: I think it was@artly bad promotion, and it w@ a bad venue regardtig location. We laygh about it now, kidding aurselves about the great US debut. Imp: Are you curre&y working on dn album?

ho&coming at Memorial vniversity -’ (St John’s)1 I’m hoping to be home for ’ Chdxias. Maybe 111 even stay for a coupIq of weeks. After ail, Newfoundland in the winter @ just a glurious place (thatlast statement smacked of sarcasm). I

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the garden, F&s leading badr ‘Mindblower” wou.ld,have probkms drying s0meone’s dampear. Inasorryattempttustickhisfootin the dancehall’s door, he ’ together a handful of what iztx Ukeanunder~yingstartertraclcbra Blaclduxso~with~apractickng mirtte singing the lead. Fred has one partihly irritating 699 portion called “MC Denny.” Here we are treated towhatsoundsalotli.keYfeel speed” by The Love and Rock& composedinanhourwithveryktle

irrqina*n “I? . . . for Vendetta” taunts the t3qcker d er, I mean l&3tener-toai4ell~p-“-‘-lbuikiup whit& unfortu.Mte~, never peaks. Neverpeakingseemstobeamrk nin@hemetkough75percentofthe album. While being able to stitch tog&her what sounds likethe bare bones to some great sbngs, hk cIianellifailstobringanythingt0 life. ‘. On a positive note, I thii Mr. Gianelli does have a future in w&ting Blade Runner. sequel soundtracks Whilelis~tothesecondhalfof Fiat, I siaw ihkarcl draped in a drenchti ~EII&-CUS~~ d0wly mkhg

his way -:a p&Ualley of sin and comzption in the middle of thenight EviI. Evil EviL Not bad for atmosphere.Thesearelatenight,candle tmrning baking over your shoulder out the window mngs. A nice2xupr&efromtheunsuccessfulIy comme~y~ted~b~lefod at the begink+ of the album. Fd should serve as ti ‘learning experience” for Mr. Gianelli Either write bwkgmmd music for movies dealingwithpureevilorgetalifeand pt into some of his music. The EBntstune Flop is am * appealing thm most of this album

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During its West moments “Arianne,” ‘Tell it L&e it is,” ‘Amazing Grace/ “Change Gonna Cbme” - there’& no morebeautIful-and haunting sand than the voice of’ Aaron ~N&ilIe. His fakietto’ with such den swooping @issanc+ and exaggerated vibrato! is as close to haven as mere mortals can hope to attain Though there are obvious refemce points: Sam Cooke, Rev. Claude Jeter, Little Wa Johx~ AaronGoice is unique in its infin& capacity to communicate huti. Aaronhas been the Neville4o most beriefit from their recent run of artistic and cdmmercid success. First, havingf&dinl%nielLanoisaproducer willing to let their New Orleans roots dominate, the Brothers released Yelhv Mm, arguably their fmest album to date. Aaron’s duets with Linda Ronstadt and the chart success of the Brothers’%rd on a WiSand

is Aaron Nevik’s first solo release since the inconsistent Orchid in a Stqn which did contain one of Aaron’s greatest momad in his version of “10 Comman dments of Love.” Warm Your Heart is easily Aaron’s most complete and rewarding solo work to date, including his pair of mid-sixties LPs which coincided with the success of ‘Tell it Like it Is” Often, Aaron Neville has been lost in the overall Seville. Brothers’ r&u&, sp iz$vdLpmducti and cri$tedalbumchockfullofn@,@s.From ,the obvious cover of Main .If@ed&kt% Tverybody’ PLj3yk the I+%$* to a nearxlassic rea&ng Of Johri l=I.i&s~b Like Rairf -Warm lhir HsartM*abeai Aaron Neville has made 2t habit of covering uriexpectecl songs, and th&, albumisnoe tion’op$zning~L~ fme r@adi.@T Randy %Iew&nrS “Lb&h 1917.” The only shadown the greatness of Wamr Your Yreuti a&. the seemin&y. gratuitous appearances of Unda Ronstadt on backing and co-vocals .- this is Aaron’s show, give him the spotlight, Iinda! This is possibly the most complete Aaron NeviIle album that he has recorded in his M-year areer. while others have suffered from poor production or poor selection of material, Warm Your &at is mature, soulful, and fulfilled.

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Computing Services - UW Seminar Presentation: Introduction to Windows 3 at 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. in MC2009. Register by calling ext. 3271.

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Just Before the BevoluCzechFilms-... tion - (UW Fine Arts Film Society) - at-* 7:OO p.m. in UW’s East Campus Hall, room 1219, “Short Cut”, 93 minutes. .

K-W Chamber Music Society - 8:00 p.m. -at’ KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young Street, W., Watertoo. “Canadian Chamber Ensemble I.

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