1991-92_v14,n19_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Second Class Registation Number NIP6453 Kitchener, &da=io

WL 14 no. 19

Friday, November 22,1991

front line counselling service for youth. If you would like to donate some items please call Elaine 743-6090 or Gerrard 742-2788.

VOLUNTMRS The Student Volunteer Centre is located in CC206. Information on the following (and other} volunteer opportunities can be obtained by calling Ext. 2051 or dropping by the office. Regular office hours: Monday & Wednesday lo:30 to 12:30 and Tuesday, Thursday and Friday 1200 to 1:oo. Core Literacy - volunteer tutors needed to provide one-to-one tutoring for adults and youth who want to improve their reading, writing and basic math skills. Call 7436090. Elmira District Secondary School needs volunteers to help OAC Chemistry students. MacGregor Public School - students needed that are interested in helping with Grade 7 and 8 French classes. Services for Persons with Disabilities Off ice - persons needed to assist students with disabilities with reading, library work and note-taking. The Arthritis Society needs gift wrappers for the holiday season. December 15-24 at the King Centre. The I+md Bank of Waterloo Region needs a person with computer skills to load programs into new computer system and to help set up directories. Oays or evenings. Cedarbrae Public School - work in a school setting Grades K - 6. Friends is a school volunteer program where a child is paired with a volunteer, establishing a one-to-one relationship to build the child’s self-esteem and confidence. Urgent need: male and female volunteers 18 years of age and over. Call 742-4380 to book an interview. Looking for good resume experience? How about volunteering at the Sexuality Resource Centre. If interested call Joan at 885 12 11, ext. 2306 or leave a message at the Fed Office. The Community Opportunities Development Association and the Kitchener Small Business Self Help Office is seeking the services of two volunteers. The services of a graphic artist and desktop publisher are required to assist with the revision of a 50 page booklet with the prominent credit in the publication for their work. Contact Wes Worsfold at 740-9694 or Terry Smye at 741-2604. Do we need Quebec?” If th 1sis your area of interest, the FEDS need immediate help with a speech contest (organized by the Public Issues Board for National Unity) To sign up please call Jodi at 725-7408.

The UW Campus Ret Sailing Club has now begun its season. Call president Mike Kern at 747-2176 to find out more.

Kitchener-Waterloo St. John Ambuiance trains volunteers for Community First Aid Service. Join us Monday evenings from 7 to 9 p.m. at 250 Gage Ave., Kitchener. For more info call Susan McLean at 5796285.

FACULTY

OF APPLIED HEALTH SCIENCES Mark Forster Memorial Scholarship (available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology) Deadline: January 10, 1992.

Fail Fun -there is still room in our evening dance classes for UW staff, faculty and students. Mondays: beginner Jazz ; Wednesdays: beginner Modern. $6.00/class. ECH Dance Dept., Studio A. For more info call ext. 2919.

~q@ication forms and further information please contact the Student Awards Office, 2nd Floor, Needles Hall.

2nd A~ual Tree of Hope - with the purchase of a $5.00 bulb will light the Tree of Hope at Club Circles, 24 Charles St., W ,, Kitchener. Bulbs can be purchased at the Club or by sending $5.00 to ACCKWA at 13-1601 River Road, E., Kitchener, N2A 3Y4. It is hoped that the tree will be fully lit by December 22. For info call the Ciub at 570-4566 or ACCKWA at 748-5556.

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Looking Ahead Sessions Nov. 26 - “Your Company’s Image. Creating Your “Paper Wardrobe” - 7: 15 p.m. Nov. 27 - “Equal Time - Examining Canada’s Immigration and Refugee Policy” - 7:30 p.m. Nov. 27 - “Holiday Craft Night” - 7:OO p.m. QRlML

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The Peace & Conflict Studies department is hosting Dr. Ruben Apressyan, Vice Chair, Ethics of Nonviolence Centre, Soviet Academy of Sciences, Moscow. Monday, November 25 at 12: 15 p.m. in the Board Room. Brown Bag Lunch. For Info 885-0220, ext. 265. FAIL CONCERTS All events are FREE and take place in the Chapel at 12:30 p.m.. Wed., NOY. 27 - 20th Century Avant Garde Piano Music

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HOURS effective: Sept. 3 Monday to Thursday 9:30 - 9:OO ; Friday 9:30 - 530 ; Saturday 9:00 - 5:30 ; Sunday 1:OO I 5:00 (effective Sept. 8)

CONRAD Are YOU locking for a volunteer opportunity on campus. If so, consider working for Plenty Canada. Plenty Canada has been working in Latin America, Asia, Africa and in North America. For more info call (613) 278-2215 or Plenty Canada, c/o Heather Phaneuf, RR 3, Lanark, Ontario, KOG 1KO.

FACULN OF ENGINEERING John Deere Limited Scholarship - (available to all 38 Mechanical) - Deadline: November 29, 199 1.

Join the Conspiracy of Hope! Get involved with Amnesty International Group 118. Weekly meeting at 7:30 p.m. irk CC135.

UNIVERSITY NOONHOUR’ LECTURES FaU 1991 Speakem are invited from the UW or WLU to give infomal lectures at the KPL Main Branch. Nov. 25 - What’s Happening in the Technology Triangle, Dr. 6. Fournier, WLU School of Business and Economics Dec. 2 - The Perfection of Man and the Need for War. Dr. Joseph Novak, UW Dept. of Philosophy Dec. 9 - Comparison Between Canadian and American Systems of Government, Prof. Arnd Juergensen, WLU Dept. of Political Science.

Upcoming Events

AJL FACULTIES *Don Hayes Award - Deadline: January 11, 1992. *Mike Moser Bursary - Deadline: November 30, 1991.

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Coffee House celebration of women artists, c&persons and enterlamrs at Know Presbyterian Church Auditorium at 8-00 p-m Admlsslon charge of $2 00 Includes coffee and tea. For info call 746-4090

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WORK8HOPS FEII 1991

Fhilosophy CoUoqtium -speaker Or. Rolf George on “What Did Kant Learn From Hume, 8 When Did He Learn It?” HH 334 at 330 p.m

Sign-upsheets and workshop preparation handouts available in Career Services, NH 1001, the week prior to workshop. ALL WORKSHOPS are held at NH, room 1020.

CUSO (C& Action for Third World Development) invites you to purchase colourful and lnexoens&+e alfls from Thrrd World countrtes at the &mpus Centre, Nav. 22 and 23rd. Call 745-0512 for info.

Resume Critiquing - 2 hour - bring your own resume for analysis by the group. Prerequisite: Resume Writing.

WV Dram pmenls Shakespeare’s Romeo 8 JulIeI. Nov. 22. 23 at 8:oO p m. Theatre of the Arts, Modem Languages. Tickets $&#/adults, $6.00 sludents/ semors Tickets avaIlable at the HumaMes Box Oflice.

Monday, Nov. 25 - 3:30 to 530 p.m. lntenriew Sk& III - 2 hours - practice selling your skills. Tuesday, Nov. 26 - 2:30 to 4:40 p.m.

Christrms Buur - at Sunnyside Home, Ludlow Hall. 247 FrankIln St.. N. Kitchener, 893-6482 from 9 a m. to 2 p.m. Homemade crafts. baking and tofs more.

Graduating Students Interviews - Nov. 11 to Dec. 6, 199t and Jan. 13 to Feb. 7, 1992. Graduate 2 Newspaper distributed Nov. 25. I’

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Resao The Cercte FranGals invites experience authentic French at “Bras’ Fine Olnlng”. $25. per beverage not Included. Limited of places available so sign up Pav a! Ml- 345 or 340 by

With he@ from Canadians, World Wildlife Fund has protected thousands of acres of tropical forest --through the Guardian of the Rainforest campaign. But forests are being destroyed at the rate of one acre every second! To protect an acre for your friends and family this Christmas, call I-800-26-PANDA. l w*

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hymen’s Evangelical Fellowship evening service. 163 University Ave., W. (MSA), apt. 321 at 7:00 p.m. All are welcome. For more information, call 884-57 12.

R&son College is now accepting applications from residence undergraduate students for the winter 1992 term. For furth’er Infomatron, please call 884-4400. Gould anyone who is interested in assisting students with disabilities for the Fall Term 1991( with reading, library assistance, note-taktng, please contact Jane Farley at Services for Persons with Disabilities Office, NH2051, ext. 5082. look

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Kitchener/Waterloo Art Galery Exhibitions on View - “The Human form” Aug. 1 1 to Dec. 29 ; “Michael Boss” - Oct. 3 I to Jan. 5/92 ; “Expressions 17” - Nov. 3 to Dec. 15 ; “The White Line: Canadian Wood Engravings” -Nov 7 to Dec. 22. .~. ~. &Aionsnededforthe R O.O.F. Library Program - books, magazfnes, art supplies, paper, and shelves are needed for our

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CzechFilms-.. . Just Before the Revdution - (UW Fine Arts Film SocMy) - aj 7:OO p.m in Uw’s East Campus Hall, room 1219. “The Jester and the Queen”, 111 minutes. -,-to ---WatmIao I’b&rd Workshop Annual XMas Pottery Sale. Nov 29-6 p m. to9 p.m. and Nov 30- 10 a.m to 4 p m. Hllliard Hall, First United Church, comer of King 8 Willlam Sts. Waterloo. Free admission, NO GST. Third Armtut WORLD AIDS DAY Luncheon - Rink in the Park on Seagram Drive in Waterloo. Luncheon begins a! 11.30 a.m. with speaker Mr. MUhang speaking at 12 15 pm Admission IS $10.00 - allarewetcome! For infocall Lone Fioze at 748-5556.

GLLOW - (Gay and Lesbian Liberation oi Waterloo) Coffeehouse - informal discussion and’meeting. 9 to 11 p.m. in ML 104 Our phoneline 884-GLOW operates 7 p.m. to 10 p.m weekdays (information and peer counselling). EVERY THURSDAY

KVRRY MONDAY

UW Recycle Meeting from 4-5 p.m., CC 138A. Students involved in recycling come find out what’s happening on Campus

Career Resource Centre - open till 7 p4m. every Thursday from Sept. 12 to Nov. 28. Research employers, occupations and more.

few&h Students Association Bagel Brunches are held from 11:30 a.m. to 1:3O p,m. in CC1 10. Everybody welcome! Bagels, cream cheese, juice for $1.50.

F= Esperanto classes - come learn the international language. Beginners met from 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. and advance< students from 8:45 p.m. +o 10:00 p.m. ir MC4062. The text is “Teach Yoursel Esperanto” by Cresswell and Hartlev Nr registration is-necessarv. .-

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l3emving third and fourth year students who have financial need, an examplary academic record, and who have achieved a high level of accomplishment in etiracurricular activities are invited to apply for these awards. Application, including resume and two letters of reference, should be submitted by November 29, 1991 to Dr. Neil Widmeyer, Applied health Sciences, BMH. Special applications are available at the Student Awards Office, 2nd Floor, Needles Hal!.

K-W Area ME. I S a support group for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome sutierers, their family and friends. Meeting is at 7 to 9 ~J’I-I. at the Adult Recreation Centre, King & AIlen St., Waterloo Inbmat~on 623-3207 (answering machine).

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IURSARILS Bookstore and Giftshop now open Saturdays. We are ready to serve you Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. or Monday to Friday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

The Ontuio Friends of Schizophrenics is having its offlctai chapter openrng. June Beeby. Executwe Director of 0.F 0.S IS scheduled to be the Quest sneaker. Everyone welcome! *

dditional Programs - Inquire in Career 4 ervices, NH 1001, 1115 or phone 888” 4047.

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Esperanto Club Lunch: Come experience the international language in action. 12:OO p.m. to 1:OO p.m. in the Modern Languages cafeteria. IJW Progressive Conservatives meet to discuss world events and organize sctivities. New members are always liyelcome! Meetings are at 5.30 p.m. in MC, room 4060. 3SA Women’s Issues Committee rpstairs at the Grad House at 12 noon. Last neeting is Dec. 5. All women graduate ;tudents encouraqed to participate in TIanning events and acting on university ommittees. R Cercle FranCois meets to play “Trivial ‘oursuite”, and “Quelques Arpeuts de ‘itges”

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Laymen’s Evangelical FellowshIp Bible Study. DC1 304 at 7130 p.m. All are tielcome. For more information, call 8845712.

United Church Campus Ministry -prayer: bible study and discussion in Wesle Chapel, St. Paul’s College at 8:30 a.m.. P are welcome. - - - p I _ _ _ _ _ _ _

The Student Christian Movement (SCh meets regularly at 7130 to 9130 p-m. Wear an encumemical group of student interested in integrating faith and social IU: tlce. New members welcome! For mol info call Sheilaah at 725-8347 or Bruce 725-7993. EVERY FRIDAY

Chinese Christian Fellowship meets at P.m. in the Wilfred Laurier Seminary Build ing. Join us for uplifting singing, investiga tive Bible studies and thought-provokln( speakers.

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-~ There will be “Salat-ul-Juma” (Frida( Prayer) frorn 1:30 to 2:30 p.m. rn Ci roon 135. All Muslims are welcome! ______~________ Raha’i Faith Information Meetings - All art welcome to attend dlscussions such as thf Lesser Peace and Most Great Peace anr any more. Campus Centre, room 138 a

Fed AGM next week by Dave Thomson Imprint staff All full-tims undergraduate students who have paid their Federation of Student’s fee and are interested or concerned about the operation or finances of the Federation are encouraged to attend the Fed Annual General Meeting this Tuesday, November 26 at 7:30 pm in the Campus Centre Great Hall, If you have paid your Fed fee, you are entitled to vote on their proposed budget, bylaw changes, and other issues that may come up. One of the main items is approval of the Federation’s budget proposal, which will likely contain cutbacks of funds to many of the Federation services and boards. Although the notice of intent revisions to the

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Board (see Nov. 15 issue of Imprint}, including changing the name to the “Gender Issues Board,” that proposal wiIl be withdrawn at the meeting and a different amendment put forward. After meeting with some students and members of the Women’s Centre, Vice-President, University Affairs Lsa Brice decided that it would be better to simply incorporate a “Gender Relations Commission” into the Board. There currently are three cornmissions operating under WIB: Safety, Events, and Campaigns. Brice said that the idea stemmed from the positive feedback they received after doing acquaintance rape seminars in the residences at the beginning of this term and a desire “to get more men involve< with educating other men about what women’s issues are.”

WIB Chair Kim Creed hopes that the commission will help lo “increase dialogue between sexes.” She said &at its mandate will include the conducting of acquaintance rape seminars, getting more men involved, and educating people about the different socialization that each sex goes through when growing up. As well, the commission will be co-chaired by a woman and a man.

inmwse diu&gue between the sews The rest of the proposed bylaw changes are just housekeeping measures that are a result of a restructuring of positions within the Federation of Students, according to &ice. If you plan to attend the meeting, remember to bring your student card, and show up before 7:30 pm to register as a voter.

Social acceptability by Dave Thomson Imprint staff Guelph Provincial The Courthouse was packed with reporters and supporters last Friday, November 15 for the ongoing saga of whether or not Gwen Jacob is guilty of indecent exposure. On July 19 of this year, Ms. Jacob took her shirt off on her way home 4rom school, and was arrested by police after they received a complaint. ’ I The tweand-a-half-hour trial began at 2:15 pm last Friday with the Crown Attorney Owen Haw calling arresting officer Sergeant Robert Mullin to testify. When questioned about why he arrested her, he stated that she was only arrested because she was a woman, and that “I don’t believe it is morally right for a lady to walk around with her breasts exposed.” Sergeant Maurice Obergen and Officer Ilona Wicinski, who were also on the scene, gave testimony stating that they felt it was not socially accept. able for women to walk around in public without wearing a top. All of the officers conceded that they would not have charged a man for walking around without a top on. Mrs. Dianne Pettifer, the origina complainant, stated that “I think it’s rude and disgusting.. . totally disgustUpon cross-examination .by ing.” defense lawyer Jeff Wright, Pettifer was asked what the difference was between women baring breasts in public and in strip joints. Her reply was that “it’s their job” in a strip club and therefore airight, but “not in a public street.” Ms. Joanne Snacr, a neighbour of Pettifer’s and another witness, elicited laughter from Gwen’s supporters when she stated her belief that “a woman’s breasts are meant to be with her husband.” Snarr also suggested that the sight of a topless woman wasn’t appropriate for children on the street. The defense called Gwen Jacob to the stand to state her view of that day’s events. It didn’t differ much from everyone else’s, except for a couple of coIourful embellishments. She testified, for example, that Mr. Pettifer sat down in a lawn chair with a beer, and yelled to her “turn around - I want to see if they’re better than my wife’s.” When asked by Crown Attorney Owen Haw why she removed her

Orr describes dangers of education by Teresa Kennedy Imprint staff Seventy post-secondary students from campuses across Canada came together at the University of Waterloo to share ideas about environmental concerns on campus during a “garbage-free” conference from November 15 to 17. The theme of the second annual Canadian Unified Student Environmental Network (CUSEN) conference was “Campus as Biosphere: Re-evaluating Our Education.” Over the weekend, students discussed ways of healing and controlling damage done to the environment by looking at campus life as a microcosm of the world. Workshops centered on such issues as food, water, energy, materials management, landscape design, the classroom, and crosscuItura1 education. During the conference, participating students exercised environmental responsibility by eating vegetarian meals produced locally, and using cloth napkins and Tupperware dishes. Most meeting rooms used during the conference were naturally illuminated, and C USEN provided fuel-efficient transportation for local outings. The conference kicked off last Friday morning when a pane1 of representatives from four student networks: Environmental Youth Alliance, Canadian Student Pugwash, Youth Working Group on Environmental and Development, and Youth ‘92 Secretariat (Canadian Youth Foundation) met in the Great Hall of the Campus Centre to discuss student activism, After the panel dis-

cussion, Dr. David Orr, Director of Environmental Studies, Oberlin College, Ohio spoke on “The Dangers of Education.” Orr, who initiated the “Campus as Biosphere” concept, set the tone for the conference in his talk by placing higher education into a greater social context. 01-r compared the current environmental situation to World War II, saying that we are waging war against the natural world and that “we are winning the environmental crisis” through ecological holocaust. Orr cautioned students against the dangers of accepting the educational system without exercising social and described three skepticism, dangers, The first danger Orr warned against was of being trained to be “more clever than wise.” He cont-rasted “fragmentary and short-term” cleverness with “systematic and longterm” wisdom, encouraging students to develop long-range sensibilities that will help them visualize the effects of their immediate -actions with respect to the environment. Orr described the second danger of education as the tendency of students to look for a career before receiving a calling. “You can’t find a calling inside a career, but you can find a career within a calling,” Orr said. The final danger Orr mentioned was one of relevancy. “Everything is fundamentally relevant,” he said. “Earth’s vital signs are not good.” OK told students that they need to learn to think in patterns and systems in order to find solutions to environ-

-Phoenix rises from ashes of online by Michael Bryson Imprint staff

Gwen Jacob: ‘1 didn’t behave any differently with my shirt oif than I would with my shirt on”. Check out the stick-person with breasts, on her t-shirt. Photo by Dave Thomson shirt on that day, Jacob responded that it was a hot day and “I decided 1 would be more comfortable without a top on, so I removed it.” She added that “I didn’t behave any differently with my shirt off than I would with my shirt on.” Jacob disputed Haw’s references to female breasts as sexual organs, arguing that they were mammary glands signifying the maturing of a woman as well as a secwndary sex feature, such as body hair on a male. Jacob performed very well under cross-examination, forcing Haw to backtrack, make clarifications, and establish the meanings of different words or phrases (such as”organs”or “errands”). When ‘Haw asked her if

female breasts had sexual connotations, Jacob replied: “So do my feet.” At one point, Haw became somewhat flustered and asked her if she was deliberately trying to misunderstand him. Near the end of the day, Judge Bruce Payne was attempting to clarify what Jacob perceived as the difference between women showing their breast5

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joint. When Gwen replie@ that men pay money to see it in a strip joint, Judge Payne responded: “but if they hang around Gordon street, they can get it for nothing.” The trial will continue,and likely con elude un December 2.

The University of Waterloo’s annual journal of student writing has a new look. Begun in 1982 as P~~~h<lu.s,changed in 1987 to Orllirru, the publication has a new name and editorial stance for 1992. Titled Phomk A Fkstivd qf Stuthr Wn’tittgc this year’s journal will be accepting writ&n material of all stripes. Shirley Moore and Tammy Knezic, this year’s editors, are looking to make the publication accessible to the whole university community. ‘Traditionally,“says Moore, “we’ve concentrated on poetry and short prose pieces, but this year we’d like to open the book to other types of writing.” Not sure what UW students want in their journal, Moore and Knezic are expanding the format of Phumiv to include creative non-fiction, criticism, even graffiti. “Basically, anything written,” says Knezic. PhucjL~ will also be accepting original artwork and photographs. Under pressure from the Federation of Students to make the pubtication accountable lo the entire student body, the editors encourage students in all faculties to contribute. Over the nine years of its history, the journal has been an important outlet for UW’s student% creative juices, providing WV’s writers a first opportunity to see their names in print.

George Elliot CIarke, a UW grad and author of I4+lltrll ~illls, a collection of poetry focussing on Acadian blacks, was published in Po&rrrs in 1983. Submissions can be sent to the Fed Office (CC235), care of Shirley Moore and Tammy Knezic (CC235). The deadline for submissions is December 20,1991. Phocwix will be available in local bookstores and through the Federation of Students in late Februarlp or early March. *a-

On October 25, 1991, Ortiijrc), the English Society and the Writer in Residence Program hosted Bloodcud Aphonms, a new literary journal of short fiction based in Toronto. Billed as workshop and reading, the evening provided student writers a chance to meet the editor and publisher of a serious literary publication, Tim Palezcney and Same Hiyate, and two of its featured writers, Gary Levy and Christine Slater. The evening progressed to the Grad House for cigarettes, beer and talk of writing. Those interested in more of the same are encouraged to attend the weekly writing workshops at St. Jerome’s hosted by the English Society and Greg Cook, UW’s writer in residence. The workshops are held Wednesday evenings, 7-9 pm in room 221 at St. Jerome’s.

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Campus Centre News Update The housing board in the Campus Centre is your best bet of finding accomodation for next term, by, for, and with students. There are also specific sections for out of town housing and housing wanted. For now, while the board is in high use, cards will stay up for two weeks - normally ads stay up for 3 weeks - so check regularly. Cards are available

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The most rt~asonnhit~ prictx is the eas\ part! C~mip~~rt~ our prices at Sc~;ops, the Campus Shop, the Bomber, and Fed Hail to anywhere else. The difficult part is the best possible product. Who defines “the best possible product”? YOU DO! There are several ways for us as an organization to find out what students want. Some decisions are based on instinct or trial and error while most decisions are made based on market research, such as focus groups, surveys, competitor observation, market trends, and reviewing customer and staff feedback. We, the student, own this corporation. The Feds are here to represent you and see to your concerns. If you feel uncomfortable telling a server what a great or shitty job they did, and you don’t feel comfortable discussing it with the respective manager, for Murphy’s sake come up and talk to us! Well even offer you a coffee. Listening to customer feedback or dealing with customer complaints is the most effective methti of measuring our success at meeting your definition of “the best possible product.” I don’t mind reading feedback in the paper, but it would be much more constructive if the Feds were included in the distribution of both appreciative and critical letters. We want the opportunity to deal with each and every concern the Imprintis not able to publish all letters. So, please make us directly aware as well, Both the Bombshelter and Fed Hall have made changes in the past to meet student wants. The Bomber introduced Rock ‘n’ Roll Wedncsdays, free matinees liktb Mike Something and Paul Jamt3, allowing feet on chairs, Alterna Gvtl Tuesdays, pub decor, and the barbeque and deli bar, Fed Hall introduced pool tables, darts, and games, thcb shocltvr whet+ the draft express, coat check, nightclub lighting, and lunch and banquet service We, the studtlnts at Watt&q art* incredibly fortumtv to own and operate two pubs which art’ both recognized among the- btbst ttw student pubs in Canada. It would btx a shame to forget that. Each bar has its own charactt*r and marktst. Wta ma kc) ()u tsidr~rs jtv Ious with tht’ wide vnritbty of facilities and programming that WC’ possc~ss. h’otall is wondtbrful, howtbvtbr. Wtb have had prtjbltms in that p&lst and will continue to do so in thtk future. But WV have thtb capacity to changtt with your

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Finally, a huge thank you to MICl WIC, SAA Naismith, and all other volunteers who, with our staff worked long and arduous hours to make Homecoming ‘91 a fantastic weekend.

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l cont’d. from page 3* mental problems, and that “a sense of wonder is critical to saving anything.” He toid students that the “way Iearning occurs is as important as what you learn,” and encouraged development of the whole person rather than just the analytic mind. In his talk, Orr described the campus as a system. He told students that they can aid environmental recovery by learning about their campus and starting the healing process there. Orr said that by reducing global problems to a human level, solutions can be found that wilI “ripple through the system and solve other problems.” “Economics is not an excuse to avoid doing what is right,” he said. Campuses have great buying power, he said, and that can be used as a leverage to change. Orr also said that

the “campus as biosphere” concept has to extend to the curriculum for change to occur. Urr described changes as “not cosmetic, but fundamental changes in learning on campus.” Orr concluded by encouraging dialogue on and among campuses, telling students that we have to be able to “name the problems before we can solve them.” The first CUSEN conference took place last year at Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario, and began the dialome for a national network of post-secondary, student-based environme& groups. CUSEN now acts as an environmental information and resource cenke through which students across Canada can share their knowledge and skills, For more information about CUSEN, please contact Birch Behmann or Colin Umbach in the Fed Office, phone 885-1211 ext. 6299.

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Woman grad student pleased with fidd by Indira Geer * special to Imprint

“You can really do what you want to do. You’re the one who really limits yourself, not your environment or the people around you, but you, yourself.” These inspirational words are Kathleen Fraser’s motto about her career in science. Fraser, a 24-year-old Ottawa native, is a recent graduate of the University of Waterloo who is determined to finish her master’s degree in mechanical engineering by next April. Right now, she is completing the last of four required courses and plan on writing her thesis fairly soon. The topic of her thesis is natural convection heat exchangers. This has applications. to solar domestic hot water systems such that solar energy can be used to heat domestic hot water tanks. A system like this is currently available but with a longterm pay-back of ten years. Fraser is working on improvements that will optimize the efficiency of the system. To do this, she writes a computer simulation program to approach the problem and then performs some physical experiments to validate the simulation program. Fraser prefers graduate studies to undergraduates studies. why? “There’s flexibility in that you direct your own studies,” she says. “you’re under the care of your supervisor and even though your interests have to coincide with his, there’s still room to direct your own studies. You’re in charge of your own project. I guess I see it (grad studies) as being halfway between undergrad studies and an engineering consultant.. . you can think of it as being a project manager for one big project.” Fraser decided to pursue graduate studies because she found she ivanted more in-depth knowledge and experience in mechanical engineering before starting in a job situation. But what about the stress level? “‘Graduate studies is really an excellent environment,” she responds. “The stress level is comparable to undergrad but it is more self-inflicted. You know your deadlines and what you have to get done and it’s up to you. It’s all what you make it.” And grad versus undergrad courses?“The grad courses have a heavier

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interesting as a result. You choose to take the courses that you really like and you have more time, as opposed to an undergrad level, to study.” Fraser is funded by her supervisor through a National Science and Research Council Engineering (NSERC) grant and recommends to any student who would like to pursue graduate s&dies, but who do not qualify for NSERC or an Ontario Graduate Scholarship, like herself, to get involved in a fourth-year research project that could possibly lead to a potential master’s thesis. If you show your supervisor that you can do the work, most probably he or she will fund you on a graduate level. Aside from grad studies, Fraser is involved in a soccer team that she says loses more often than wins. She emphasizes that the stereotype of grad students being workaholics, stuck in the library in the wee hours of KatMeen Fraser workload but it’s because you have to . the morning is a fallacy. Yes, there is understand the basics as opposed to work, but it is important to maintain just applying equations. You’re doing Your Perspective* As she e=‘Y -Ysp “the quaky of life is improved when things that you know why you’re we have a ba1ance Of everything*” doing them. It’s more work, but more

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fireside chat by Peter Brown One of the only things that Imprint and the Federation of Students has truly in common is that we are both corporations, and are thus subject to a strange beast called the Annual General Meeting. This is a session to which all fee-paying undergraduate students are allowed, and even invited, to attend. Of course, not many do, Only a handful of interested citizens usually show up to peer at the requisite financial statements and bylaw changes. You’ll have that chance next Tuesday, November 30 at 7:30 pm when the Federation holds their Annual General Meeting in the CC Great Hall. Imprint doesn’t have half the work cut out for us that the Feds do, since our quorum (something around 20) is easily attainable with just our staff, while the Feds need to lasso 50 unfortunate individuals to hold the meeting. This is why we can hold ours in the comfy confines of our sumptuous off ices, while they must comedown from the mount to the Great Hall of the Campus Centre. Even unsuspecting studiers at the dark perimeter of the room sometimes get handed voting cards - and all hell breaks loose if attendees get bored halfway through and decide to go AWOL. You see, if the number of voting members falls below quorum, the meeting cannot continue. Let’s see, what else do you need to know? Well, there’s the door prizes. Of course, I’m talking about the past meetings that I’ve been to. Perhaps, in this age of fiscal restraint, such perks will be eliminated. Why not show up and find out?! One of the main activities at any general meeting of a corporation is the tabling of a financial statement for the past fiscal year and a budget for the current or future one. For those of us who do not regularly attend student council -meetings, this is a great opportunity to look at the books of our student government, if only to place the recent dust-up about the Safety Van into perspective. How many of you know how much the Federation of Students receives in fees each year or the size of its budget? Of course, there are other issues that are decided at general meetings. Any changes to bylaws of a corporation must be approved by the membership of that corporation - in the case of the Federation, Imprint, and WPIRG, this means you, if you’re a full-time undergrad who has paid all of these fees. Last winter, Imprint ridiculed the newlyelected Federation executive by pointing out that getting more votes than your opponent in a Federation election didn’t really mean much when only 17 per cent of eligible undergraduate voters actually cast a ballot (ya, so we supported the losers . . . so what?) Well, that’s nothing compared to the power imbued in the people who go to a general meeting. The Federation’s quorum of 50 people represents about one-third of a per cent of the 15,000 full-time undergrads and it is this 50 people who can approve changes to the bylaws of the corporation. As recently as a year ago, those potential bylaw changes would have determined who became the Fed president after John Vellinga resigned. If there is a lesson here, I hope that I am neafing it. By ig.noring student politics altogether, you are failing to involve yourself in

decision-making that can affect your quality of life as a student. And that, as they say, is that.

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When Abbie Hoffman, ’60s activist, founder of Woodstock Nation, and leader of the Chicago Seven, was found in his apartment back in 1989, dead of an apparent suicide, the &w York Times reported Abbie had told one of his friends that he found the 1980s “irrelevant.” Having spent most of the ’70s tinderground, hiding from a drug charge, Abbie was at the time of his death enjoying a bit of a revival. He had appeared with Amy Carter, daughter of the former US president, protesting the CIA’s involvement in Central America and was working with members of his rural community to stop large scale - development projects. This was Abbie’s turf, bringing people together to fight the system. But by 1989, it seemed to Abbie that his life’s work was for naught. The system had won. Abbie was destined for the fringe, his vision of a new Jefferson-styled social justice relegated to the history books. The Republican machine had rolled to a third straight decisive victory in 1988, pulling into its ranks a whole generation of college students. Abbie was distraught. Woodstock was enjoying a revival, celebrating: its 20th anniversary, but Woodstock Nation was still a utopian twinkle in a dreamer’s eye. Back in the Sixties, there had been a will for social change, It wasn’t only hoped that the world would become a better and easier place to live in, it was expected, demanded. By the late-Eighties, what Paul Simon called “the age

reactionary twist on that still-as-yet-unrealized hope for a better world. A higher standard of living now meant “read my lips, no new taxes,” not less poverty, fewer rapes, equal opportunity regardless of gender, class, or race. Social violence, in fact, rather than decreasing over the past 20 years, has increased drama tically. The Great Communal Dream of the Sixties collapsed into the Decade of Selfish Gluttony, the Reagan Eighties, Bush’s New World Order. . Now we know the Great Communal Dream wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, right? Or it would have lasted. We’d all be popping LSD with our morning coffees and walking outside to tangerine trees and marmalade skies, right? All would tie groovy, but it ain’t. So what happened? In 7%~ Efecwic K&-Aid Acid Tust, Tom Wolfe recounts the adventures of Ken Kesey, author of Onto b&w Over the Ctwkw :s Nat, and the Merry Pranksters, Kesey’s band of happygo-lucky proto-hippies. The Merry Prankster hip and hop and drop acid, stage happenings, and freak as many square people as they can find out around California. Wolfe, his own social vision outlined in his attempt at at Dickensonian novel, 7%~ Bor@~ qf thr Vanities, treats Kesey’s band with light satire . . .

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“They’re off on their own freak,’ Hassler continues, ‘and it may not look like much, but they’re starting to transcend the bullshit. There’s this old trinity, Power, Position, Authority, and why should they worship these old gods and those forms of authority “1 Transcend the bullshit? I suggest this is rhetoric as empty as Bush’s call for a “kinder, gentler nation.” We don’t need to transcend tic

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beyond acid,” as Kesey says. The Eighties showed us the damage Republican economics can do to the social fabric, a fabric in desperate need of repair. We need a new social contract, new hopes, dreams, visions and visionaries.

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Forum: The forum pages are designed to provide an opportunity for all our readers to present iheir views on various issues. The opinions expressed in letters ur other articles on these pages are strictly those of the authors, not Imprint. Send or hand deliver your wed, double-spaced letters to Imprint, Campus ccr,trc 14). M;irl ci111als(, be sent viit e-mail to imptint@watservl .Wakrloo-ecfu. Be sure to tnclude your phone number with all correspondence. The deadline for submitting let-t& is 500 pm Monday. The maximum length for each entry is 400 words, although longer pieces may be accepted at thtS editor’s discretion. All makri,d ts wbjectto editing. -----Party nominations to guarantee they support the Party’s rejection of racially discriminatory policies. The need for this plan is nuta reflection of the Party’s poiicies, but rather to guarantee the rejection of racial extremists. Youthful political parties, like Reform, can sometimes attract such types. Yet Reform will continue to reject racism. Reform party policy explicitly rejects the inclusion of race as a poIicy criterion. This is reflected in our constitutional and immigration policies. I invite Mr. Atwal or any other individual who is skeptical about the policies of the Reform Party to examine the party objectively and in greater detail before coming to such superficial conclusions as was contained in the article.

By the time I get to Manitoba To the editor,

Mea culpa b the editor, I feel I must respond to last week’s feature ditorial as the focus of the article was placed In Federation Hall. The rea1 problem was not tith Federation Hall, but with me. I peronally take responsibility for the event that occurred at Federation Hall on Thursday, November 6,1991, and it was by no means a eflection of Federation Hall as a whole. When ne author of the letter, Emily Sutherland, tated “Fed is F***ed” she should have more ccurately stated “Adele, our server, did not ;ive us satisfactory service.” Correct me if I m wrong Emily, but that was the poirlt of the Stter. I sincerely apologize for my unprofessional ervice that day. I was admittedly more conerned with preparing the bars for Homeoming weekend than I was in providing you nd your friend with the quality service rederation Hall management expects from heir employees, May I point out that a more effective manLer of dealing with any problem you or anybrie else has with or at Federation Hall is to discuss it with a manager. These individuals vould be more than willing to listen to your oncems and are obligated by their position o take necessary measures to rectify any problem situation. And just so you don’t get the impression hat 1am that unprofessional all the time, I was Jso the server at the last Imprint staff dinner reld at Federation. I am assuming that you vere there as you are a part of Imprint staff. At hat time I was complimented for the good ervice I provided, so I hope I haven’t totally uined my reputation as a proficient Jarstaff.

Ldele Wolski kderation Hall Eiaxstaff

Tua culpa ro the editor,

For the last few years we have read the section and it always seems to be filled with complaints from angry patrons >f Fed Hall. These complaints are soon FolIowed by some sort of response from the Door Staff along the lines of last week’s “No SorilIas Allowed.” Typically the patron was ticked out for no apparent reason and the zIoor staff says that either the person was too drunk to remember what happened, or that if 101.1would waIk a mile in their shoes then you Nould understand. On the Friday night of Homecoming we ‘volunteered” to assist with the MIC/WIC 3ub at Fed. On Thursday night Chuck cllcMullan outlined what we were to do and low to do it. At this time he emphasized that Nhatever actions we would have to take should be with the utmost courtesy. We both vegan our shift with open minds as to the whaviour of the staff. At the end of the night we had both deternined that the door staff were (for lack of a wtter word) a bunch of gorillas. On repeated xcasions we observed the type of behaviour hat the door staff has denied, including :hrowing people out for just falling down Nhile showing no signs of drunkenness, has;ling people, argkng with patrons, and nstigating an argument to the point of not illowing someone into the establishment. One other “verbal altercation” arose as a mkon attempted to retrieve his coat and tried o explain to the staff member that he had lost lis ticket It seemed apparent that the staff

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membtir had only to explain that Fed Hall policy was not to hand out jackets unless a ticket was shown, instead the staff member seized the moment and treated the patron as il he were a small child. The patron described his jacket, this action served only to draw more retribution for not having left ID in a pocket. An action rich in courtesy this was not, and the thought that this staff member is a supposed academic peer of ours just makes us cringe. Now neither of us were drunk and we were “walking a mile in their shoes”, so these arguments can not be used against us. Another of the typical arguments used is that the door staff is just following the liquor laws of Ontario. Why does Fed Hall seem to have so many more difficulties than other bars as a result of this legislation? Maybe Fed gets the ‘riff raff’ that are unacceptable at other bars. Maybe Fed should be more willing to listen to their clients, who knows maybe a more courteous approach would remove red ink.

Kevin McDonald Mike Cash

Mea culpa To the editor,

Well, I’ve finally done it. All the stupid things I’ve done in my life have finally caught up to me. I went and got myself arrested. Like most people who’ve made it to university I’ve been inclined to drink when I go out to clubs and parties. Well it was on one of these nights when my inhibitions had left me that I took it too far. I broke the law. It was Halloween night and I had gotten waisted at my place. Don’t ask me why because to this day I don’t know what caused me to do it but I ended uptaking some glasses from Federation Hall and slipping them into my coat pockets as I was leaving. I remember being patted down on my way out but I had my coat in my hand so they never checked it. It wasn’t until the cops stopped me as I was walking home through the parking lots on Phillip Street that it actuaIly dawned on me that I had these glasses. The cops stopped me because as I was walking through the parking lot I stumbled through a parking gate. A few seconds after I broke the gate arm off, the cops drove up and arrested me. Well I’m sure you can imagine how an engineering student would feel being faced with criminal charges since someone with a criminal record cannot become a professional engineer. Needless to say that I was realIy scared that I had ruined my whole future because of something stupid like this. Well the poiice ended up only fining me for the cost of the guard arm but they left it up to the manager of Fed to see if he wanted to press charges. I went and talked to him the next day and he decided to not press charges but instead, I was to work at Fed for two nights. This was to compensate the manager for his glasses and to send out a message to other people who knew why I was there. Although this might sound strange, I’m actually @ad that this whole incident hap pened because the way it turned out, this whole ordeal really made me reevaluate my I’m not saying that 111never drink 1 morals. again or that I’ve become a saint but I feel that I’ve become much more responsible and con- 1 I scientious about everything that I do.

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by request

This letter is in response to the article entitled “Friendly Fascists” (Imprint, Oct. 18, 1991) dealing with the Reform Party. Mr Atwal’s article is a gross distortion of the history, policies and leadership of the Reform Part)l. The foundation of the author’s argument rests upon hJr. Gairdner’s “association” with the “executive committee of the Ontario wing” of the party. This claim is unequivocally false. The members of the national Executive Council from Ontario are Robert Armstrong, Colyne Gibbons, Reg Gosse and Jack Hurst. Mr. Gairdner has no formal association with _ the party. Thus, Mr. Atwal’s attempt to indict the Reform Party based upon some “association” with him is baseless. Further, the claim that the Party ti racist is unfounded. The Reform Party has developed a plan to ferret out any persons advocating or promoting racist attitudes. This plan was developed in conjunction with minority ethnic and religious groups; namely, the Calgary Jewish community, the Vancouver Chinese community, the East Indian community of Winnipeg and the aboriginal community of Beaver River. This plan has four components: - election and support of Party leaders who reject racism; an invitation to members of racial minorities to examine Party ptilicies and consider active membership in the Party; - rejection by Party Assemblies and Constituency Associations of any policy proposals which would discri&&e ggainst people on the basis of race; - questioning of potential candidates for

Mark Heckman Waterloo Constituency Association Reform Party of Canada

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22, 1991

Animals have no rights by Sandy Atwal. Imprint staff Being a vegetarian or a vegan is the latest manifestation of political correctness to plague the university community. It is an issue that simply will not go away despite the fact that it is unfounded morally and logically. A fine example of this is Phillip Chee’s column last week “Meat is Murder.” I know Phillip; he was in a class of mine a few years ago, and he is an intelligent, amicable fellow, which is why it pains me to see him being sucked into the big vegetarian lie. To be a vegetarian is a personal decision; it is one made by many intelligent people everywhere and one that (it seems) is gaining acceptance. But what it is not (and what it pretends to be) is a morally correct pattern of behaviour such that under it eating meat can be likened to eating people. C hee’s article used the old anthropomorphism method (“Charlie” the Tuna, “Bessy” the cow) as well as an appeal to the authority of Thoreau, neither of which hold their weight under even light scrutiny. We’ll deal with the question of it being more efficient to be vegetarians later but the big, important question before us right now is why we should attribute animals the same rights and respect that we attribute to humans. What reason do we have for giving animals any rights at all? The answer will necessarily be tied to our conception of morality and why we shouldn’t just do what we want. There are two basic answers as to why we should give other people rights and to avoid any complicated terms I will simply call them answer one and answer two. In both of these closely related answers, we can apply morality to people, but neither of them apply to animals.

Answer one is a respect for other people’s freedom in that our freedom is our property and you can’t crossover into the boundary of that which is mine. Morally, this translates into “I should be able to do whatever I want so long as it doesn’t interfere with your equal right.” I respect these rights because of the person’s ability to think, reason, et cetera. I don’t attribute these rights to a rock because it’s a thing; it doesn’t have anything of value to respect. If vegetarianism is to be considered a reasonable thing to do, then we must somehow attribute these people-freedoms to animals. The reason why we ~11 ‘Eattribute rights of liberty to animals is simply because animals don’t illustrate the ability to make decisions or have anything of interest to let us give them said freedom. Cows don’t have a world-view

intellectual capacity, there’s not ~WCIU$ difference between the average cow, pig, et cetera, or a spider or an insect. Some exceptions might be made for a few dolphins and my friend’s dog Stoker but even that’s questionable.

But say we consider the almost nonexistent case that they do have the ability of self-reflection. The second situation is that our morality depends upon an agreement, perhaps unstated, between people to respect each other’s rights and a sort of contract is made up to show exactly what the morality is that they are talking about. Guided by selfinterest, this (theoretically) protects us from the people’s unrestrained desires. But the key here is a contract made between two

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with which they can deliberate the meaning of their bovine existence. They don’t consider their past or their future and so they’re not losing all of their “future” when I kill them because they don’t have one in any real sense. There’s not enough to them upstairs. They can probably think and feel pain, but why should that itself matter? There’s nothing that can juse us giving them rights. There’s nothing I have to lose by killing them and a full stomach to gain by eating them. Simply being alive doesn’t preclude my bequeathing them any rights or else we’d have to include vegetables, trees, and other living creatures. In terms of relevant (in the moral sense)

individuals. If one party, for example the pig, can’t communicate what he wants and how he wants to be treated then there’s no reason why we shouldn’t fry him. I know all of this sounds inhuman, and you’re right. Animals aren’t people for both of these very important (but not my own) reasons. The above two moral theories (perhaps recognizable as Libertarianism and Contractarianism if I haven’t totally butchered them (no pun intended)) aren’t specifically designed to leave animals out of the picture. The reason they do so is simply because moral theories CWI i be applied to animals, not that I personally choose to leave them out.

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The pains of including animals in such theories might be illustrated by one small example. Even if we decided to give animals rights, we would then have no allowance for domestication. If they have rights, they have the right to be free from enslavement by people. If the scope of this doesn’t seem at first evident consider that to not kill animals at all would leave us helpless to control packs of animals that would starve themselves into existence as is happening in Canada’s north as we speak. Vegetarians can’t have it both ways. If we give animals rights then we give them rights that fit into some applicable framework or we just have special pleading. Finally, there is Chee’s “buying hamburgers from McDonald’s kills the rain forest” theory. While it’s not evident that that is even true or important, it’s certainly not something which would make us start eating celery for a living. After all, driving cars creates poflution. Using fluorescent lights sucks out your vitamin D. Printing books destroys some trees, and so on. Everything we do has a hazard to it and right now people want Big Mats and it’s their choice. It’s your choice to try and inform them and let them make their decision, but it’s not up to you to make that decision for them. People are allowe their own choices no matter how ill-conceived we may think them until it can reasonabty be proven that those decisions are affecting us. As a final word, just so the Imprint readership not think me a callous coldhearted bastard, I don’t like the idea of animal experimentation, or the thought of factory farming and Peter Gabriel’s “Shock the Monkey”video sot-t of freaks me out. But the point, which I think is an important one, is that I realize this is an emotional reaction. I do not delude myself into thinking that animals have rights. Every individual must make up their own minds for themselves and other people’s freedoms must be respected and not railroaded by pseudo-ethics.

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Exhuming McCarthy by Bryan Smyth special to hqmint Just as soon as US President George Bush proclaimed the end of the war against Iraq, he promptly declared a new war at home. But rather than soldiers with Patriot missiles and cluster bombs, Bush’s new domestic war would instead be fought by media pundits and conservative ideoloees from the lectern and in the press. It was to be an ideological assault against a newly found enemy: “the politically correct” (PC). “(P)olitical extremists roam the land, abusing the privilege of free speech, setting citizens against one another on the basis of their class or race . . .“, Bush said in a May 4 commencement speech at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor. He continued: ‘The notion of ‘political COTrectness’ has ignited controversy across the land. Although the movement arises from the laudable desire to sweep away the debris of racism and sexism and hatred, it replaces old

The editors of these publications could not have been surprised, then, when the Washington Post reported in 1987 that ‘The college campus, which a quarter of a century ago became the spawning ground of civil rights activism, now seems to be breeding a new and especially distasteful racism.” Nor in 1989 when the National Institute Against Prejudice and Violence recorded racist incidents against minority &dents, including physical

assauhs, at 125 US campuses. Earlier this year, a student named Douglas Harm made the headlines. Hann was expelled from Brown University in February for tiobting that university’s “hate speech” code. He had tried to provoke a fight by shouting at students: “Fucking r&eels.. . What are vou. a VW

’

And in Mu&an ‘s, Stephan Thernstrom of Harvard University expressed the attitude of beleaguered conservative academics: “(PC) is a new McCarthyism. It is more tightening than the old McCarthyism, which had no support in the academy. Now, the enemy is within.” This idea has been growing in p ularity since Abn Bloom’s 1987 bestseller 3 e Ching of the Amerdcan Mind. Bloom argued that radical movements .from the 1960s are to blame for the de&ning quality and crisis of higher education today. Then in 1989 former L US Education Secretary William Bennett threw the issue into prominence by challenging Stanford’s change in core reading for fresh, which required students book from outside the Western

to read one canon.

abortion information, and fuiding for homoerotic art, he also proposes to exempt religious schools from the legislation - leaving, for example, the rights of pro-choice students at schools such as Georgetown and Marquette unprotected. “(Hyde) wants to protect the kind of speech you hate: racist, homophobic and sexist kids of things. He represents the extreme right. . . the people who put the Reagan Revolution in place . . . and they’re coming out for free speech for themselves,” said Jay Miller of the American Civil Liberties Union. Right-wing acrob&ics over free speech, combined with the erosion of affirmative action programs and federal funding cutbacks, have seriously altered the character of US higher I *. eaucauon.

prejudices with new ones. It declares certain topics off-limits, certain expressions off-limits, ‘even certain gestures off-limits.” How much hypocrisy can one person represent? Bush continually sets new standards. When he exploited the Willie Horton hype during the 1988 presidential election, and nowadays when he aggressively attacks “racial quotas” in affirmative action legislation, he doesn’t scruple against “setting citizens against one another on the basis of their class or race.” Nor do Bush’s attempt to ban flag-burning

or to ban ment for seem to off-limits,

funding from the National Endowthe Arts for so-called “obscene” art qualify as declaring “certain topics certain expressions off-limits, even certain gestures ofG.rnits.” And what about the Rust v. SuIlivan decision reached in May by the US Supreme Court? They upheld the infamous “gag rule” which bans employees of federally funded health clinics from even mentioning that abortion exists as an option for pregnant women. If asked point blank about abortion, .they are required to utter the following: “the .$roject does not consider abortion an approp riate method of family planning.” Yet Bush, vatiant defender of “free speech,” threatened to veto moves in the Congress to overturn that decision. What is it then that Bush is endorsing? Obviously a very conditional form of “free speech,” one which would demand substantial ideological conformity over certain issues such as abortion rights, affirmative action, “racial quotas,” family values, and patriotism (ie. Columbus quinticentennial mania) - the stuff of Bush’s 1992 re-election campaign. The practical upshot of not “abusing the privilege of free speech” is the toleration of intolerance. Bigots rejoice in this sort of mixup, which has been fostered on US campuses since

1981

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of several

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rushed to “his” cause. But the issue is much larger than ?iinn; he merely provided a vivid focal point around which they could mobilize to shift the blame for racism and bigotry from its perpetrators onto

its victims. Jeffrey Hart, a Dartmouth professor, was more critical of Hann’s victims than Harm himself: “We are in danger of creating virtuosos at taking offence . . . people who can find a pea of offence under eight mattresses...” Such trivialization of bigotry is a hallmark of anti-PC hysteria. An all too common complaint is that “special interest groups” are too sensitive. Eugene Genovese believes that “sensitivity” is now a code word “fsr the promulgation of a demagogic political program” ’ and he calls for “counterterrorism” to combat thq PC influence. lv~~~wuuk discovered that “PC

is,

strictly speaking a totalitarian philosophy. No aspect of university life is too obscure to come under its scrutiny.”

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Roger Kimball contributed Radicals to the debate. The “radical

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ter by a new academic establishment, the establishment of tenured radicals.” How many “tenured radicals” do you know? The facts belie KimbaIl. In a survey of 35,000 faculty members in the US conducted by the Higher Education Research Institute, 40 per cent described themselves as “moderates”, 37 per cent as “Iiberals”, and 18 per cent as conservatives. cent identified themsehes

category:

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Hyde,

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In his recent and much-heralded book flhwtl Educuhn, Dinesh D’Souza acknowledged the upward trend in racial incidents. “American campuses have seen an apparent explosion of bigotry in the past few years,” he wrote. But how does DSouza, founding editor of the Dartmouth Review and biographer of Jerry Falwell, account for this? The Hyde-like policies of the Reagan-Bush administration? Quite the opposite. He explains away people like Douglas Hann as someone who was never at ease with affirmative action programs, modifications to curricula, and multicultural awareness campaigns. Because of such programs, a “new censorship” pervades today’s campus, according to D’Souza. They need to be questioned, “but whites cannot really bring them up.” Hence the racial outburst: “When legitimate ness are

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Imprint,

Friday,

November

22, 1991

Second, having succcthdcd in the first stage, they can justifiably call for special measures to deal with the PC menace that is narrowing scholarship and curtailing fry expression: for example, cutting affirmative action programs, shutting down “grichvanccb factories,” no concessions on thcb canon, cutting minority studies programs. Con~idcr in this light a snippet from Ellen Schreckcr’s N(I Ivory Tower : “Senator McCarthy . , . promised that he would be ‘going into the educational system’and would bo exposing ‘Communists and Communist thinkcbrs’ _. a srbrvicp that hta claimed was one of ‘trying to promote frcudom of thought and cxprr3sion in ct~ttc~:tl.“’ Sound familiar? ‘Thcbspcctre of McCarthy is indeed roaming the land these days, but it is not a bunch of soft t&ties masquerading as an insidious new “thought police.” It is the antiPC cruhadc its,utf which should be called “The Sitenccrs.” Like McCarthy, D’Souza and the anti-K crusade arc’ backed by the governmvnt of the world’s most powerful nation. And thv major media too, which easily switched from bringing us the inverted world of the Gulf War to bringing us the inverted world of campus politics. To portray a loose net of activists who challenge the conservative ideas on campuses as the new McCarthyism is nothing short of D’Siouza toocriticixzcs speech ct)d~~s. But his position bctmys a striking rescmbtancc to that of those vtbry administrators that hcbaccuses of buckling btbncbc>th the PC drhmands. For D’Souza argutbs that scaparatc organizations like Black student uni(!ns, women’s centrcs, and gay and lesbian groups have become “institutionat grievance factories” through which activists seek “the moral capital of victimhood.” D’Souza goes on to demonstrate the skills of inversion that have propelled him to the head of the anti-PC crusade: victimhood becomes a “Ultimately, truncheon with which minority activists may intimidate non-minorities - thus the victim becomes the victimizer while continuing to enjoy superior moral credentials.”

Clever stuff, but untrue. The speech and behavior codes that have raised the ire of certain fairweather friends of the First Amendment do not represent the success of any radical movement. Rather, following several racist incidents on prominent campuses in the late 198Os, anti-racism groups came together and pressed administrations for various svstemic changes: 1 for example, increased and faculty recruitment and minority minority studies programs. Rather than address such demands as raised by the activists, university administrators passed speech codes instead. These have expanded to prohibit expressions offensive to women, racial and religious minorities, gay men and lesbians, the physically challenged, and other groups.

With respect to this, Alexander Cockburn quoted a University of Maryland official in T.w Ntrtiw as saying: “We have a big population to be sensitive to. The university does not want our public spaces to show p&ple’s opinion.” As Jonathan Yardley observed in the Washington Post: “Universities are scared of lawsuits and demonstrations initiated t7~ minority groups.” Thus presidents and deans can offer nothing more than increased bureaucratic power to control ovtsrt political movements on campus. But the greatest brneficiarirs arr those seeking to preserve thtl status q~o, since fur everv i Dr~qlas Harm ccwt’, college administrators refustb to act on ‘3 dr~zen similar ones. Dissenting nir,vc*ments drt’ always nivrtl susccaptibte Lo polictb ct~ntrol. For t~xanlplt~, ‘It tht> Univtlrsity of Michigan, whuc* I’rt~sident Bush delivered his L,fficial cndr~rst~nlent of thtb ;Inti-l’C cm&e, rind whcrtb c,lmpus sptxlch W&S have been

pionvtvd,

thtl ;Irln~inistr‘ltic)n

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plbwl’r to punish otw racist (a campus radio PI) ovt’r the last thrc*c* ycCjrsT Yt-t they did not act whtan sh,7nty-towns hilt hv cjnti-npartheid and P&astinill17 studtlnts w&a d&royed by their critics. Ycat,q+lin, however, thev did disciplinc studc>nts prc~tt~s~ing the CIA &, well as writers in thcl studc%nt plpt’r who were critical of israt+ Administ ra tivtl “sr,ltl tions” tr, the problems raiscld by potiticnl strug+ on campus serve only to stiflLb ckbatc, dissension, and ~sptbci,llly Llctivisnl. Such a restricted climate is inimical to nt>n-mainstream positions, And this is cbxactly what the anti-PC crusade is pushing for too. ThcGr tactic invdves two stages:

First, having conjured up a c:ah&ve undemocratic “mcwrmrnt” and labelled it with a cliche, they seize upon the evils of speech and behavior codes, “declining Standards”, and “reverse discrimination”and parhay these changes as the result of the pcs singlemindedly pushing through their p&t-ical agenda.

scandalous. The attack on “political correctness” and university speech codes are of a feather. Both pursue intellectual closure on campus and the squashing of radical student politics. The difference is that speech codes are far more inelegant and inefficient. For the clever myths about thePC bogey, the “victim’s revolution,” and the new “fascism of the left” serve to attract unlikely supporters to what was untii just recently the exclusive domain of rightwing ideologues like Bennett and Bloom. To be sure, D’Souta’s brand of inverted hyperbole is nbthing new. But only in certain social conditions can it catch on and achieve some critical measure of pla’usibility. Thus it was that the anti-PC bandwagon really began rolling during the build-up to the Gulf War, and why presidential endorsement came so quickly on the heels of victory. The most striking theme of the anti-PC diatribes of D’Souza et al. is a desperate attempt to strip student activism of all its achievements and to paint it in ne’er-do-well colours. Thus, when faced with a growing anti-war movement which cwstalized political differences on campuses, the right wing went on the offensive not only to discredit those protesting the war, but also to reassert their exclusive right to determine curricula, to racially and sexuallv ‘harass students, and to hire whichever “old boy” they want without the bother of a political challenge from their students. Similar events have occurred in Canada. Mcrr~lo~rn~:Vran its cover stop three weeks after Bush’s Ann Arbor speech. While there are many important differences in Canada, the goals of the anti-PC crusade remain the same: to close debate once and for all on the concerns of women, Blacks, Aisans, Aboriginals, lesbians and gay men, workers, and other groups. They are not without success, Few people protest L’wO’s heavv-handed persecution of those protesting Phiiippe Rushton. Consider the editorial in Imprint (May 3, 1991), and witness the classic anti-PC mix-up: On the one hand, “there is a large audience for what Rushton has to sav”; thev art‘ “dangerous,” as thev &dd infiuence “immigration, wage equit-v and education.” On the other hand, the& is “the group of ‘politically correct’ protesters”; they too are “dangerous,” as thtv “stand outside Rushton’s classroom, being noisy and ydling angry slogans.” Somehow the plain facts get ignoied and these two factions are considered “as dangerous as each other,” except that the latter is “perhaps even more Liangerous”! (emphasis added) This is the attitude that allows one to look the other way’ whtrn such powerless tars are hauled away by the Lrjndon

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WI-rat if young men were to again mock date-rape campaigns here? In a recent issue of Sor~~~~, Ellen Frankel Paul exhibits the antiPC attitude that is quickly gaining currency. On sexual harassment, she argues that “women need to develop a thick skin in order to survive and prosper in the workforce.” The same logic applies to other groups. The anti-PC message to the oppressed is: Don’t speak out - just put up with it! Don’t work toward an environment in which everyone feeis welcome together - grow thick skin! Silence . . . or else!! Thobe who have been fighting for the rights of womeI;b,qgapIe of coiour, gays and %sA> bins, and’natives should see through this

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The Guelph-UW link: how it works from UW News

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It’s just like being there. The Electrohome Classroom/GuelphWaterloo Education Link - North America’s first long-distance interactive classroom project that joins the University of Waterloo and of Guelph promotes University unprecedented communication and interaction between the two campuses. And, at the same time, the system eliminates the two biggest complaints about previous long-distance systems: the image of the “talking head” and the distraction of nonreal time image transmission. “Other video systems usually offer only television transmission of a professor lecturing to an unseen class, ” says Guelph physicist Jim Hunt, project manager, “That’s dull and does not allow students to communicate effectively with their professor. This new system is totally different.” The Guelph-Waterloo link is a two-way audio, video and data link between identical classrooms un both campuses. Students can both see and hear their cross-campus counterparts and the PI ‘essor, and conve!se back, Mic waves instanta&3usl) and forth. transmit informatic I from one class to t&b other, very much 1iKe a satellite. Each campus has mirror-image classrooms that can serve as either the source of live inforsuch as a lecture or presentation mation or as the remote room, receiving the transmission. The layout of the classrooms is crucial to the communication process. On a four-tiered floor, desks for 38 students are arranged in pairs, with each desk sharing a 1 Z-inch color video monitor, desk-mounted microphone and video selector panel. On the wall at the front of both classrooms is a pressure-sensitive, four-foot-square “electronic whiteboard” that works with regular dry-erase markers. Lecture notes written on the board appear simultaneously in the remote classroom on all the students’ individual monitors. When the professor erases the board, its contents are stored in immediate memory. At the touch of a button on their desk panels, students can call up the contents of one previous board’s worth of information. The entire lecture and all contents of the whiteboards can be stored in long-term memory as well, so tha: students can return after class to review the lecture. At the front of the classrooms are two 3% square-foot rear-projection screens. In both the live and remote class, one screen is dedicated to graphics. The other screen is the key to classroom integration. In the live class, the extra screen displays the remote class, while in the remote class the extra screen shows the lecturer. For their part, lecturers stand at a hi-tech lectern equipped with a microphone, a touchscreen control panel and monitor that displays the remote class at all times. All control functions are preset; no camera operators or technicians are present or required, “The idea throughout has been to create an electronically transparent wall between two classrooms 26 kilometres apart,” says Hunt. “We think we’ve accomplished that goal.” The classrooms can be set up in three different modes - “discussion, “conference” and “classroom.” In the discussion mode, all microphones are active and students can speak with one another and the professor. The screens project images of the classroom participants and the professor. In the conference mode, all microphones are active and one screen projects only a view of the other class, a set-up that would normally be used for meetings and discussion groups. In the classroom mode, microphones are activated one at a time by the professor’s response to students’ questions and comments. Students must push a button on their console to indicate they wish to speak. The systrm’s computer electronically “stacks” all such requests in the order they are received and the student’s microphone is activated when the professor touches the “next question” block on the transmitter.

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Canadian companies are emphasized in the technology, design and equipment integrated into the Electrohome Classroom/ Guelph-Waterloo Education Link System. University of Guelph Prsf. Jim Hunt, project manager, estimates more than 70 per cent of the project involved Canadian firms. “In all cases where there was a choice of foreign or Canadian technology, the Canadian was equal or often better quality and always less expensive,” he says. Central to the project is Kitchener-based Electrohome Ltd, which will be permanent!y inscribed in the link’s name. The international design/marketer of commercial electronic products is a long-time supporter of area universities and an employer of graduate and co-operative education students from the University of Waterioo’s engineering facultv. Electrohome was involved with the project, directly and indirectly, from the beginning. Its large-screen projection systems are state-ofthe-art and its monitors broadcast compatible; and as a community member it has made financial commitments.-

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turers can write on the board with a regular dry-erase marker and their notes appear simultaneously on the monitors in both classrooms. With the help of a computer, the contents of the boards can be stored on regular audio tape (along with the lecturer’s voice) so that students are able to review that portion of the lecture later. - L.eitch Video International Inc. of Toronto provided video distribution amplifiers, video equalizing amplifiers and video switchers for the system. These components are basic to the processing and distribution of the video signals. - The project’s “component” switchers were designed and by Precision Communications sissauga, Ont. These switchers to select various video sources mounted color monitors.

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The following Canadian firms supplied some of the components: - Broadcast Video Systems Ltd. of Toronto supplied the digital comb filter decoders for the project. These are required to convert microwave video signals to a form suitable for monitors and projectors.

- Hammond Manufacturing Inc. of Guelph provided the equipment racks for the eIectronic components.

- The electronic whiteboards were provided by KTS, an electronics research and development companv in Kanata, Ont. These boards are specially dksigned to sense pressure. Lcc-

- The microwave path analysis and licensing applications were handIed by Gordon Elder Engineering Ltd. of King City, Ont.

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Athenas Athena VolleyU.

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The news from the volieyball court the week can be summarized as the good, the bad, and the ugly. The good was the strong defence shown in the Athenas’ three-game sweep of Western last Friday, the bad was the threegame sweep McMaster administered to us this Wednesday, and there is no ugly - it just sounded like a good opening sentence. In the match last Friday against Western in our very own PAC, the play was highlighted by long rallies and fine defence shown by both teams. However, in the end, the stronger Water100 side took the match E-10, 15-8, and 15-10. The first game was started out close with both teams using the first-serve rotation to get into the game. After the game had become 10-9 for Waterloo, our side decided that enough was enough and finished off the Mustangs 15-10, with the final point coming on a great serve by Sue Bylsma. The second game was all Waterloo (boy Ill never get tired of using that phrase) taking a hard fought 8-2 lead in the first part of the game, two notable plays during this part were a cross court kill by Bylsma and a smash up between two Western players prompting the cheer from the audience ‘Western has fallen and they can’t get up.” This was true of the Lady ‘Stangs until Waterloo got up 13-4 and the ‘Stangs came back with four points of

their own. After a time out called by coach Dena Deglau and a quick set to Michelle VanVIiet, the Athenas got the points they needed to take the game 15-8. This game had the longest rally of the night, during which 1 believe every player on both teams touched the ball. The last game of the match found WaterIoo in an unaccustomed position, down by four points and being outblocked. A time-out was all that was needed though, as quicWy afterward the game was tied at seven. Western then rallied to jump out in front by successive scores of 7-9 and 8-10, but those were ail the points which the Mustangs would get this night as the block came back for Waterloo and they won the game 1510. It was quite an even game in the kills department with Sue Bylsma and Carren Hall leading the way with 12, Nicky Campbell close behind with 11 and both Christine Harrison and Michelle VanVliet coming it at seven. Bylsma also lead the team with 18 made serves on the night. ”

After the game, DegIau said that this was the “best the team has played so far” and that “they won with defence.” It was a different story this Wednesday, however, as the Athenas went down in defeat to the best team they have seen so far in the McMaster Marauders, by scores of lo-15,10-15, and 8-15.

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Both teams came out of the locker rooms strong putting on a great show of defence and hits. With the score tied at five, the Athenas allowed Mac to steal the momentum and take at 10-5 lead. In one of the bright spots for the Athenas, they came back to tie

the game at 10 in an offensive spurt highlighted by at quick reverse set by Katrina EngIebrecht to Sue Bylsma. Unfortunately, Waterloo could not keep up the intensity needed to stand up to the powerful McMaster team

and they ended up losing 10-15. The second game again found the Athenas behind early as a combination of unforced errors allowed the Marauders to take a 8-2 lead. Again Waterloo had to dig deep to come back, and this is just what they did, closing the score at 10-9 McMaster. Then came the TSN turning point when a long rally featuring some fine defence by both sides went Mac’s Waterloo to lose way causing momentum and eventually the game by a score of 1 O-l 5. Waterloo came to play in the third game, as this time they came out strong matching the Marauders point for point until the score was tied at seven. But McMaster was the stronger team this night as they took control of the game and won it 15-8. It seemed that at times the Athenas could match up with McMaster, but that we could not keep up that level of play for extended periods. Deglau cited the 21 unforced errors as the cause of Waterloo’s defeat this night, which caused Waterloo’s record to fall to 3-2. Now, it should be remembered that McMaster was the pre-season favourite to be first in the division and thus a strong show against them is to be commended, but the Athenas will have to find a way to put together a strong effort for entire match if they hope to be one of the contenders in OWIAA. Next Wednesday, Waterloo will play at Guetph for their last game of 1991, after which they have the Christmas holidays to prepare for rest of the season.

Warrior Hockey

Warriors take Ryerson March east to conquer Queens University by CD Co&s Imprint Sports The Warriors continued their rise to the top of the CIAU hockey rankings last weekend by beating up on a team that has come to personify the term crappy. The Ryerson Rams felr victim to our invading Warriors by losing 10-d at Ryerson. The win for the Warriors improved their season record to 6-2-0, placing them in a tie, poin& wise, with Latier (although Laurier has a game in hand). Waterloo’s national ranking rose from eighth to fifth, while Laurier appeared on the top-ten at eighth. At the other end of the table, Ryerson’s record fell to an abysmal O9. This contest marked the second time these two teams clashed. The first was an exhibition game in Waterloo, where the Warriors toppled the Rams by a score of 13-4. The Warriors man-handled the Rams from the beginning in the last encounter, and the Warriors went into their freezer with hopes of continuing the domination. However, the home-town Rams actually played well in the first few minutes of the game, and drew first blood with a power-play goal six minutes into the contest before Jamie Hartnett got the Warriors on the scoreboard a minute later. Chris VanChef added another one to the Warrior total before the end of the

first period* Ryerson managed another powerplay goal early in the second period, but the Warriors broke this pattern by scoring six goals of their own, incIuding a short-handed goal by John Wiiiams, interrupted only by one Ram tally. Adding to their goal scoring totals were: Tyler Ertel, Mike Orzel, Darren Snyder, and William, with his second of the game. The momentum carried right into the third period, when the Warriors finished off their scoring with Snyder’s second goal, and game MVP Troy Stephens also getting his second. Ryerson managed another goal of their own to fmish the scoring for both teams. The Warriors’ win against Ryerson however, won’t be going to the players heads, considering that Ryerson has been getting the snot kicked out of them by even the mediocre teams in the league. No, it is the four goals against that wil1 stand out after the post-game reflections. Before this game, Ryerson had managed a mere 17 goals in eight games for an average of only 2.13 goals a game, which incidentally, is close to the magic goals against average of 2.00 that head coach Don McKee has been trying to get his team to produce. So, when the Warriors gave up about double the goals that Ryerson has been getting, it is plain to

see that the defense can still be improved. One aspect of the Warriors play that did match, or better, Ryerson’s average, was the offens& The Rams went into the game, giving up an average of nine goals against in their first eight games. Waterloo bettered that average by getting 10.

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a team that actually has a win thus far this season. The 2-5 RMC Redmen will play host to our Warriors before they head back home. The Warrictrs will once again be ptaying a winless team the foIlowing week, as they head off to Brock University, to take on the O-4-1 Badgers. These three weeks of playing bad teams, can only help the Warrior’s coaching staff get the

players pIay sharpened before they take on the biggy’s in the OUAA West: Western, Guelph, Windsor, and Laurier. The Warriors first big test after playing in the league cellar will be when the Mustangs trot into town on Sun., Dec. 2. for the first meeting with us. The game starts at 2 pm, so make plans now to come out and watch the Warriors make glue out of the Mustangs.

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of them When looked at relative to how other teams have man-handled Ryerson, the win isn’t quite as awe inspiringas a 10-4 victory should be, but it is was a desisive victory and another game of experience for the players. The Warriors shou1d be getting some more experience against Queen’s this Saturday, as they head out to Kingston to hopefully keep the Golden Gaels from getting their first win of the season (they’re O-6). The Gaels will prove to be a better defen-. sive team than the Rams, and are a better

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1,000 fans. the Mustangs that played extremely well beyond their normal output. It was the Warriors that came out onto the court flat and just fell asleep. It was the match that every player has nightmares b volleyball about. There was absolutely no aggressiveness, and plenty of unforced errors by the Waterloo side. As a result, Western cruised to an uneventful 3-O sweep by game scores of 15”3,15-12, and 15-3 in just under an hour. (Just to show you how often the volleyball Warriors have a bad game, the last time Waterloo was swept on their home court was over 12 years ago.) The only signs of life evident of UW in the match came midway through game two. Waterloo’s main attacking threat, offside hitter Jon Tenthorey, delivered two authoritative smashes for sideout at 4-7. This sparked his side to claw back to a 7-7 tie and forced UWU to call a timeout. Western gathered momentum again and managed to keep ahead of The Plague to win game two 15-12. Western power hitter and OUAA all-star Brian Kussner led all scorers with 15 points, including 13 MIS. middle player Ian Fourth-year Heynen topped the score sheet for It wasn’t

The Black Plague Waterloo volleyball Warriors have discovered something that they have never seen before: some competition in the OUAA West division. To start their home schedule, the Warriors faced two possible CIAU contenders, the 1990-9 1 division semi-finalist Western Ontario Mustangs on Friday night, and the McMaster nation’s third-ranked Marauders this past Wednesday. This was the toughest start to The Plague’s home schedule in years, and unfortunately they came out with identical 3-O losses. This puts Waterloo’s season record at an even 2-2, good enough for a tie for third place in the West with Guelph. To make matters worse, the Warriors learned before those two contests that they would be without the services of starting power hitter Mike Fullerton. He is out with a broken wrist and won’t be expected back for at least six weeks. There’s always at least one game a season when a team just has a bad day. For the volleyball Warriors, that day came unexpectedly in Friday night’s home opener against Western

the Warriors with nine points on six kills and three stuff blocks. Improved efforts were definitely shown in the match against McMaster. Waterloo took the Marauders to the limit in games one and two, losing only 15-11 and 15-12. Each game took 25 minutes to play and were just filled with sideouts. Drained of energy, the home side was outgunned in game three by a score of 15-3.

onekill down the seamto spark the Waterlooavwd of800plus “If we would have played that well against Western on Friday night, we would have beat them,” explained Warrior head coach Scott Shantz after the McMaster loss. “Our guys are improving every game and are showing a lot of promise and guts” Guts is right. The Plaguesters fell

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committed. Then again, the entire Warrior squad seemed to have a case of fumblhitis, as they committed a total of 28 turnovers dhring the game.

After spending Homecoming weekend in the friendly confines of the PAC, the Warrior basketball team hit the road for a pair of games last weekend. On Friday night, ‘they ventured into the wilds of North York for a tussle with the Yeomen. Saturday, they did a little cross-border stopping and popping, travelling south to play the Lakers - no, no, no. Not those Lakers, the Mercyhurst College Lakers, in Erie Pennsylvania. The Warriors had already disposed of the Yeomen, beating them 104-40 in their first exhibition game of the season. Thus, the Warriors had a fair idea of how to deal with the Yeomen: I control Clive Andevon and Mark Bellai, their only genuine scoring threats, and the game is half won. When the dust had settled, the Warriors had built upon a narrow one-point ha&time lead to beat York by eight, 87-79. The Warriors got a sterling performance from Bruise Duart< kho poured in 29 points and grabbed seven rebounds in only 28 minutes. The only flaw in his peAormance were the eight turnovers he

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What lifted them was hot team shooting as they shot 56 per cent (loof-18) from three-point land, and 52 per cent (25-49) from inside the stripe. What has emerged as a chronic weak point for the Warriors flared up again, as they were a paltry 50 per cent from the free throw stripe (7-of14). Besides Duarte’s bundle, three other Warriors hit double figures in scoring, Sean VanKoughnett hit for 15, Pat Telford had a solid game with 12 points and eight boards, and Chris Moore chipped in with ten first-half points. O&r Warriors in the scoring column were Jim Toole and Dave Lynch with se& apiece, AI Urosevic with five, and Tom Balfe with two. in a

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Tenthorey, and Chaloupka, Teplicky are all in the top five in scoring in the OUAA West. The Black Plague is in action today at the Guelph Invitational Toumament. Their frrst match is at 3 pm. Waterloo returns to league play on Wednesday (November 27) when they travel to Guelph once again for an 8 pm match with the Gryphons. Their next home match is one week from tomorrow, Saturday, November SO, vems Brock at 2 pm.

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behind 14-2 in game 2 because of a barage of net errors- However, they dug down deep inside and pulled out a gritty performance to rally back to 14-12. Spearheaded with a huge stuff block built by Heynen, the comeback effort saw three UW service aces, two by second-year relief man Jeff Stover and another by main power hitter Rene ‘Halt. Veteran middle player smashed one kill down the seam to spark the Waterloo crowd of 800 plus.

losing cause, Clive Anderson hit for 21, while Bellai put in 23. The Warriors put some miles onto the odometer with a trip down to Erie, Pennsylvania to duel with the Mercyhurst College Lakers. The Warriors played some of their best ball of thf exhibition season so far - unfortunately they only played about 3C minutes of it, and Mercyhurst played ‘40 solid minutes. After Mercyhurst burst on top 10-Z three minutes in, Waterloo fough back over the next ten minutes or SC to take the lead at 27-25. The mar+ held solid at two to four points for tht remainder of the half, with tht Warriors taking a four-point margir into the dressing room, 38-34. The game remained nip-and-tuck for the first ten minutes of the seconr half, as the teams traded baskets ant the lead was never more than a hand ful of points either way. With 14:30 t( go/ Mercyhurst led 47-46; with 9:55 their margin was 57-53. That’s whel the lights went out for the Warrior: though, as the Warriors were poun ded 30-13 the fast ten minutes. Fina score 87-66 Alex Urosevic led the Warrior: scoring with 18, while Sean Van Koughnett hit for 13, and Chri Moore got 11. Pat Telford score{ eight and grabbed nine boards bcfor fouling out with 6:50 remaining There was for some bad news fo Waterloo as Mike Duarte twisted hi ankle. He may be forced to sit ou Friday night’s game against Brock. The Warriors left their shootin glasses at home, as they hit on only 3 per cent of their shots (19-of-55). Things were only slightly better fc the Lakers, as they rippled the twin with 36 per cent of their attempts (2C of-56). Both teams shot the trey we! hitting matching marks of 50 per ten Unfortunately, Mercyhurst’s 50 pt cent came on 20 attempts, as oppose to Waterloo’s ten. Mercyhurst not only attempted 1 more field goals that Waterloo, the took seven more free throws, to{ When you hit the offensive glass I the tune of 21 boards, those things al gonna happen. The Warriors will have to hit tt defensive glass against tl+ behemoths who make up the Bra Badgers powerfu1 front line. The meet up in the opening round of tt Wilfrid Laurier Invitational at 6 pm c

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Vanier Cup 27

Battle of the Underdogs matched teams, so this could be the closest Vanier Cup game in five years.

by Rich Nichol Imprint sports This is what Canadian university football is all about. This is what every practice amounts to. This is the fire in the eyes of all players sweating it Out every night On the field and in the weight room from September to November each year.

Here are the scouting each team: LAURIER

GOLDEN

This Vanier Cup could most Iikely be pegged as the battle of the underdogs. Last weekend, Mount Allison knocked off the defending champion Saskatchewan Huskies 31-14 in the Atlantic Bowl, while Wilfrid Laurier rallied to conquer the heavily favored Queen’s Golden Gaels 42-22 in the Churchill Bowl. Both teams have been popping in and out of the bottom half of the CIAU top-ten rankings all season long. They are two fairly evenly

Naismith Thankyou

Please allow me to take this opportunity to thank everybody involved in making the 24th Annual Naismith Classic a complete success. The Basketball Warriors are always thrilled to host this tournament. You people are the main reason there are no worries. The number of volunteers is exceedingly long, but Ill dare to list them below: - Minor officials at the scoring table, hostesses, parking and kiosk. - Lisa Treichel and the people who ran concessions and food services. - Loretta Bresolin and her faithful trainers. - Dena Deglau with press releases, ticket supervision, post & program contribution. Ken Moody plus family and students for admissions and gymnasium control. - Judy McCrae for fielding all the little things. - Bill Cook and his staff, Sharon, John, Alice, and Sc:ott for toteroom, dressing room and hostess assistance. - Ingrid and Theresa, in the office, for all the administrative details they contributed. - Our Sponsors, Mokons, Reebok, McGinnis and OPlE promotions, for their presence and crmh-ibution to make this tourny work. The Warrior Band, the Warriors,and Cheerleaders. - The Warrior Bask&ball ttram’for its assistance at the Alumni Game and Reception. - All the fans and alumni who hopefully enjoyed thtr weekend. Thanks for all the- hard work and twthusiasm.

Rob Dewar, Manager Don McCrae, warriors

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Vanier Cup appearances: VANIER 1966 -

Twenty-three teams have fought a grueling battle and now it is down to two survivors: the Mount Allison Mounties and the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks. The ClAU football championship, Vanier Cup 27, will be played at SkyDome on Saturday, November 30 at 2 pm.

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Rich’s Pick: Mount Allison 37-Laurier Paul’s Pick: Mount Allison 20-Laurier Peter’s Pick: taurier 24-Mount Allison Clay’s Pick: Laurier 21-Mount Allison

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Back when the school was called Waterloo Lutheran University, the Golden Hawks lost in all three of their Cup appearances. The closest they have gotten to the big show since then were two Churchill Bowl losses to the British Columbia Thunderbirds, 25-16 in 1978 and 33-31 in 1987. The 1991 Hawks have one of the most potent offences in the country. With 1990 CIAU rookie of the year Bill Kubas at quarterback, Laurier’s air ‘attack is a constant threat. His main targets slotback Ralph Spoltore and wideouts Andrew Scharschmidt and Pat O’Leary are alI having banner years. Anchoring the running game is fifth-year tailback Andy Cecchini the OUAA conference all-time leading rusher along with fullback I? J. Martin, Kubas can also run the ball well when given a hole.

Defence

is a concern

with the loss

of five OUAA all-stars from the previous year. The line features veteran ends Hugh Lawson and Retiardt Keller backed up by senior linebackers Fred Grossman and Jim Burl&t. Tim Bisci and tinny Taylor, the two cornerbacks, have had big games this season for the secondary unit and look to upset at the Vanier. Rich Newbrough, in his eighth season as head coach, would love to win it all, after spectacular upsets of Western and Queen’s.

MOUNT

ALLISON

MOUNTIES

Vanier Cup appearances: 1984 - lost to Guelph

CUP SCHEDULE EVENTS:

Monday, November 25 - London Life Celebrity Charity Wednesday, November - CFL-CtAU Coach Awards Luncheon

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Thursday, November 28 - London Life All-Canadian Team Awards Show featuring the Norandz Outstanding Player Awards

MONDAY- SATURDAV:

Friday, November 29 - TSN Team/Media Luncheon featuring Spectrum RESP RUSS Jackson Awards Ceremony Pep Rally Party at the Copa, Toronto - National University Cheerleading Championships, at SkyDome Saturday, November 30 - Pre-game parties and brunches at SkyDome Windows and SkyDome Hard Rock Cafe Canada’s Universities’ Alumni Parade of Colours, at SkyDome 2Pm - VANIER CUP, at SkyDome 3pm

(kickoff 3:llpm) - Unity Through Show

Sport Half-Time

- Alumni Post-Game Party at the Metro Convention Centre, immediately following the game

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Matt

Khoury,

Mark

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Chris

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mont. Mount Allison had to reptace three

key starters on defence. They will be spearheaded by hard-hitting 6’4” linebacker George Wright, and AllCatidian defensive end Sebastien Moreau. The defensive secondary wil1 be anchored by Daniel Caya and Maddy Lacroix at the corners with seniors John Kosempel and Terry Bachmann at defensive halfback and rover. The Mount&s have an improved, mure experienced offence and will continue to provide hard hitting aggressive defence. PREDICTIONS:

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This year’s Alumni Post Game Party will be held in the Metro Convention Centre - steps to SkyDome - immediately following the game. It: is being held for Alumni of all schools, and in particular for those from Laurier and Mount Allison. There will be music, a big screen, cash bar and food, and table seating for each university. Tickets for the party are $5 each and capacity is only for 5,000 people. You should order early from the Vanier Cup office to secure a spot. Also for Alumni, there will be pregame parties and brunches, the Alumni Parade of Colours and more! Call the Bell Cellular Vanier Cup Hotline during business hours to find out how you can be a part of a Canadian tradition (416) 288-9546.

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Sophomore head coach Marc L-oranger, the master-mind behind the Mounties’ defence, came to Mount Allison two years ago from Montreal where he led his CEGEP Vieux Montreal AAA team to the Provincial finaIs. The Mounties’ also have sophomore pivot Sean Hickev manning the offence. On the iround atbck are running backs Grant Keaney, Scott O’Neal, and newcomers JFhn Stanfield and Spencer Crabe. The receiving corps has several talented athletes including

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CARREN HALL Athena Volleyball This week’s female athlete of the week Carren Hall, is a third-year kinesiology student from Toronto, Carren is being honored for her part in two league games this week. Carren was instrumental to the Athenas, recording 12 kills and seven stuff blocks during Wednesday night’s victory over the defending OWIAA West Champions the Brock Badgers. Carren also played an important role in the Athena shutout of the Western Mustangs of Friday night, 15-10, 15-8, 15-10, leading the team with five stuff blocks, and providing outstanding defense.

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DUARTE Basketball

Mike Duarte, third-year enviromental studies student and point guard for the Warriors BasketbalI team, is this week’s male athlete of the week, Mike has been a sparkplug for the Warriors for the entire preseason, having an outstanding Naismith tournahent last weekenvd and this week leading the Warriors with 29 points in their win over the York Yeomen. Mike was also playing well on Saturday against Mercyhurst College in Pennsylvania when, with a 54-53 score, he sprained his ankle. Mercyhurst then broke away to win the contest 87-66. The Warriors pIay this weekend at the Laurier Invitational, opening against the Brock Badgers at 6 pm Friday. Unfortunately, they might be playing without their talented 6’ Guard.

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ZO-23,1991

by Tamara Knezic special to Imprint Romeo and Juliet has never been one of my favourite Shakespearean plays. I hate the usual interpretation of Romeo as a wimpy, love-sick, whiny brat. Because I could never sympathize with him, I was never moved to any emotion other than relief at his death. But Darlene Spencer, director of the UW’s production of Romeo and Juid creates a funny, provocative and moving version of the play from William Chadwick’s adaptation. The action takes place in modern-day S&y (to establish the setting the house music is appropriately Italian in flavour). It’s a world full of danger and corruption btit not entirely degenerate - a world that we should all recognize instantly. In last winter’s production of Tartuffe, Spencer proved herself more than capable of directing a seemingly out-of-date play and making it relevant to contemporary audien-

Photo of poster bY Scott Deveber

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es. With her modern

and Juliet, Spencer

Michelle

McAdory

starring

as “Crash

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but at no time story. This production does not merely present a tragic look at modern society. On the contrary it is often upbeat and comical. Among the comic characters are Roger Sumner’s Mercutio with his vulgar mind and obscene gestures, Lady Capulet with her nasty disposition, and Romeo with his awkward, love-stricken actions. The Nurse played by Jennifer Clark hilariously tortures Juliet by teasingly withholding information about Romeo and their up-and-coming marriage. The comic moments of the play heighten the emotional impact of its tragic ending. The light-hearted interaction of the Montegues before crashing Capulet’s party, the Queen Mab speech, and the balcony scene where Romeo and Juliet express their love for one another are just some instances where comedy increases empathy towards the young couple and their friends. So that in the final scene the self-destruction of these believable and likeable lovers is clearly dramatic. Romeo and Juliet’s relationship is special in that both characters retain their individuality even after falling for each other. Joel Harris’ Romeo may be in love but he is neither wimpy or whiny. He is especially not wimpy - let me emphasis that again due to its great wimpy. importance not Michelle D’Alessandro does a convincing job portray-

If you happened to be one of the lucky ones who noticed the few posters around campus and remembered to go, you are amongst the chosen few who witnessed the magic in the making. You know what Mre’re talking about. Go see them for yourself!

independence and freedom from the confines of her brutal family. The cast’s acting is admirable. Some of the characters that stand out in my mind are Benv&o, Friar Lawrence, Tybalt, and Lady Capulet.

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Crash Vegas Bumbshel~t?r November 16,199l by Pauline Olthof and Fiona van der Lug-t Imprint staff

Crash Vegas at the Bombshelter? Unless you live at Fed or the ‘Shelter, it isn’t likely that you would have noticed the little advertisement that there was about this spectacular event. Crash Vegas played at the ‘Shelter on November 16 as a part of “Not Another ‘Green’ Week. Crash Vegas are not strangers to the Bombshelter, last time they played here was in February of 1990. Since that gig they have greatly improved, developing a harder edge. The goup has incorporated more guitar into their songs, and lead singer Michelle McAdorey has developed a smoother and more control1ed voice. Whether by live performance or practice, Michelle has learned to channel her voice to new levels. Those who weren’t fans before the performance became h-IS.

The audience responded well to their new sound. There was excitement in the air as beer flowed from the pitchers and “Red Earth” flowed from the band. Although all the songs were greeted with applause from the audience, this song generated the greatest response. This song captures the lyrical essence of the band appealing to both the heart and the feet of the audience. The minute the fans identified song they jumped from their tables and danced. This set the tone the rest of the evening. The audience became guinea pigs as the band introduced never-heard-before songs, which were received well by the audience. Another new addition to the band was the anonymous bass player replacing Joseiine Lanais. Other band members include Colin Cripps on guitar and vocais and Ambrose Pottie who also plays with the PoIkadogs, on

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Tammy Speers’ Benvolio and Harris’ Romeo are attentive to one another and create friendly chemistry on stage. Their friendship is one of the most touching aspects of the show. Watching them interact is 1ike watching two old friends who don’t have to speak to communicate. Craig Mason commands the stage with refreshing confidence in his role as the wellmeaning but not entirely virtuous Friar Lawrence and the slimy, arrogant, despicable, contemptuous, Tybalt is played to perfection by Tim Rogers. The insincere attitudes of the adult characters are epitomized in the role of Lady Capulet, played wonderfully by Nancy Forde* Lady Capulet’s grand entrance illustrates her shallowness nicely as she tears accessory after accessory from her body only to have the Nurse pick up after her. Romeo and Juliet opened this week and is playing tonight and Saturday night at the Theat-re of the Arts, 8 pm both nights. It is 90 minutes long with no intermission. Go see it, it’s well worth the money and the time.

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This past week’s FishbonePrimus show at the sauna known as the Concert Hall was one of the more promising double-bills in recent memory. Since either band might well have been able to fill the hall to near capacity without the support of the other, expectations may have been unreasonably high. The jury is still out on Prirnus. They have achieved somewhat of an elite status amongst the underground and, ahem, serious musicians. Having cited both Rush and King Crimson as inspirations, a cautionary reminder of the halcyon days of ELP should be in hasty order to thwart any further non-

Fishbone

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sense. It appears more credible to make mention of the undeniable Stanley Clarke / Bootsy Collins / Flea bass-slapping sound which prevails, a sound that may well be their

Photo by Dave fisher strength and, unless they reveal something more melodic, could well seal their fate. For despite their characteristic quirkiness, Primus play funk that bashes with no apparent soul. As a ritual of affection, the Primus fans greet their heroes with a chant of “Primus Sucks!” It’s an inside joke, and not a very humourous one. All endearing sarcastic reverence aside, some wouldn’t be too hard pressed to chant right along with the fans but with substantially less enthusiasm.

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It isn’t until about six songs into their set that Primus really begin to get interesting. Unfortunately, in a ten-song concert - including encore such a sudden development leaves a gaping hole as to the band’s creative capabilities and potential. Even more disappointing is the illusion from their sound of visual excitement; on the contrary, supposedly live, Primus are completely static. Fishbone, on the other hand, are anything but motionless. The seven members pounce and_ dart irrepressibly across and above the stage, playing an inspired blend of punk-

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runs the gamut from to Bad Brains. Quite often directions that Fishbone the same song conspire to desired focus. Neverthecan be no denying their inventiveness and enthusiasm. Some of that enthusiasm almost got away from them; although the show was generally spared the violent lunacy which sabotaged the recent Chili Peppers show, it certainly wasn’t for lack of trying. Fishbone castigated the stage-front security for supposed abuses whilst a pitched battle ensued, subsequently inspiring the unsavouries to even greater depths of depravity. Fishbone’s opportunistic rant about Rodney King and victims of power was, under the circumstances, clearly uncalled for. Needless to say, Fishbone fancy themselves a political force to be reckoned with. However, unlike many condescending paragons who manipulate music for their own prosaic banality, (if only we had a rocket launcher), Fishbone combine their social conscience with abrasive power and unbridled fun. Their style of funk is more adventuresome and harder than that of Primus, and certainly more tuneful. All in all the evening was a mixed bag, suffering more from false hope and overbearing temperatures than was either bands’ liability.

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silly. What’s even sillier is that Ziggy Lomnc photo which appeared on the cover of last week’s &-0ut/i~.st U&Ii. And they thought Demi Moore’s I/at?i& &ir cover was in bad taste . _. it behooves me. Our basketball Warriors deal al1 over Brock at Laurier (6 pm, Friday hey, that’s tonight!). Further games subject to their performance. Bring the noise, b-boys and b-girls. Also tonight and tomorrow night, the bard of Barking, Billy Bragg moves the goalposts at the Concert Hall. March right up, head held high,

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Stanard Ridgway is likely to be one of the most charismatic and egnimatic

den aspects of almost anything. As a songwriter, he takes these skewed views and serves up a humorous, sometimes spooky, but always entertaining piece of listening. With vocals that seem to emerge through the side of his mouth, Stan Ridgway has a distinctive voice that’s one of kind. In the past, his offbeat wit and cinematic storytelling has been compared to Tom Waits. It’s this style that developed from the music of Stan’s first popular band, Wall of Voodoo.

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The lyrics were odd and they related stories of living working, and finding pleasure in the wild west of the modem day. The music was sometimes odder still with guitar that sounded like Johnny Cash plqying variations of the James Bond theme. Added to this were some synthesizers and an underlying equivalent of an industrial beat (largely due to the use of a modified cocktail lounge rhythm machine). This led to two albums, an EP and the hit single “Mexican Radio” that no doubt everyone has once heard. Well now, Stan Ridgway has come up with his third solo release which continues a line of unique, solid albums. Some of the traditions from Wall of Voodoo have found their way onto his previous albums, the Big Heatand Mosguitoes, but he has tempered the sometimes raw edge with a smoother sound that may contain horns or strains of blues and country music. I’m personally not a country music buff, but it’s in there, ye ferent environment t&t: 6 music is not played. .,i!

Dee-Lite’s “Groove is in the Heart.” I can’t believe I could make such a connection. However, moving on, the next track is “I Wanna be a Boss” which tells a first person story of a man fed up with his small time job. It contains classic lines like “I wanna take a twoweek vacation, 26 times a year (add ‘em up),” but then goes way over the top with his thoughts of a millionaire amusement park on Mars. The song, for the first time in Stan’s career; uses an upfront female vocal on the chorus to which you may find yourself singing along to. So far, the songs are sounding good and thev continue to do so with he next g&&-slappin’, toe-tappin’ track “Roadblock.” It’s the story of a

Stan Ridpay: Strong like C& friendb lik Bear Tomorrow,” the album’s Stan commenting on the ociety which is instructed mind, and also of man’s . This kind of vision of appeared before in sciis a little too grand for ely comment on. As a the lyric seems weak, it is his intention to

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I don’t know if this Husker Du story is true or not, but it goes like this There were these two American prisoners who were. kidnapped by the PLO or some foreign nation and their captors “tortured” them by play-, ing Husker Du’s first album over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. That story is apt because Husker Du are thanked alongside DRI, Napalm Death, and a couple of other bands on the album sleeve. Also, this album could have been used for this same purpose.

I’ve heard of Zom before, and his last album with Naked City didn’t wear out its welcome quite as quickly as this piece of shit. Designed to appeal to the “aIternative” crowd, you may run into people who say they like this. I’m here to tell you that they are lying through their teeth. Besides that, I can’t think of much else to say about this album. It’s sort of

Metallica meets Miles Davis. 01 maybe Judas Priest and Charlie Parker. Well to be completely accurate, it’s John Zom, New York jazz guy meets Napalm Death, New York death metal guys. Although I don’t think Napalm Death are actually on this album, Zom has worked with them before and likes them quite a lot. The album is interesting for about five minutes. Each track is about a minute - 20 tracks which consist of really loud thrash guitars, fast alto sax (courtesy of Zom), some keyboards, drums, and the incessant screaming of some Japanese guy. The liner has some really disgusting sado-masochistic Japanese paintings which are available on limited

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those who really want to wear their hearts on their sleeves. That’s about it, Some funny titles. “Jazz Snob Eat Shit,” “Igneous Ejaculation,” and “Gob of Spit” are my favorites.

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Voice of the Beehive L&e :s Palace 14,1991

by Rob Wright special to Imprint

by Mike Truscello special to Imprint Another Wes Craven idea that flounders in mediocrity. That’s the best way to describe 7%~ Pq?ic Uldur 731~’Stub. Craven points a Ioaded gun and proceeds to fire nothing but blanks. Is it scary? Let’s just say it won’t do for the stairs what &Y*~u did for the shower. Will there be a sequel? Probably not. After all, what would you call it (considering the stairs and the people are gone)? Also see the DIP H~rtr’ series for titles that ensure no further sequels (thev exhausted the superlative of “hard” in the first sequel). in the film, a young black boy nicknamed “Fad” (after a tarot card - a supernatural element of the film that is never explored) and two older thugs attempt to break into the home of an evil bastard with a really big coin collection. Fool’s mother needs an operation and his family needs rent money. It turns out the film was built by the Architect From He11 (someone with the architectural instincts of Simon, the boy who loved to draw with chalk). After Fool’s friends die mysteriouslv, it becomes Homebov Alone i; this evil home, as Fool is tract

TWO years after their concert with That MTOI Emotion at the Diamond, Voice of the Beehive are back in NO&I America touring. This was the only Canadian date on the tour. The show was one of the best l’ve seen as the band played with energy and were very warm to the crowd. Earlier classics like “I Say Nothing”“I Walk the Earth,” and a whole slew of others off the first album were well received by the crowd. They also did a cool version of James’ “Sit Down-” Only a few songs off the new album H~~rl~~ Lirqyn were done since as of the concert date, it had not been released in Canada yet. The vocalists Tracey and Melissa had on goofy ’60s and ’70s apparel which they seem to own a lot of. The sound was good except for a few power problems. This pop band from England certainly delivers live and considering they packed the house on a night which had Metallica playing Maple Leaf Gardens and Fishbone playing at the Concert Hall, that’s pretty good. After the show, I spoke with Mike Jones, the guitarist, Melissa, vocals, and Martin, bassist. Imprint: Why iid the nw album, Honey Lingers take so long tu cc~rn~

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Melissa: Woody (the drummer) broke his back and we couldn’t go into the studio. Mike: Yea, Woody got injured when he was moving house plus the availability of producers was so remote, it was like these two days in June, these four days in August.. . this album took seven producers. Imprint: HUM hv the tour hew guiq? Mike: Really well. Next we’re in Detroit. Motown City! Imprint: 5<wr trwwh your hwk. Mike: Well, we were in Washington, DC and the crime rate is just incredible. You can’t walk down the street without getting accosted by people asking for money or cigarettes. It’s the (nation’s) capital which is the worst because they must have the biggest class system, the very rich and the very poor. I mean we have slums in London, but nothing on that level.

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Mike: Food Records right at the start had a band called Brilliant which was Youth from Killing Joke. Now they’re a hip label who’ve got Jesus Jones, Blur, a new band called Sensitive, and another called Whirlpool. They’ve just exploded. Imprint: HOME did -vou hook up with

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Mike: Well, Steve Mack and I have opened up a recording studio together. It’s called Bang Bang Studios and (it) uses a &track recorder. Every bit of money we get goes into new equipment. Imprint: What was recording ‘I Thiftk I L.uvt~ You ‘* (thu Parfricigc Fomi(v dassic) u,ith Don WU.YMx? Mike: It was just great. There was a funny coincidence because in Don’s band, Was Not Was, their keyboard player, Jamie, his father actually played keyboards in the original Partridge Family. At this time, the interview had to end as Lee’s Palace was about to lock Up. Voice of the Beehive are the coolest, down to earth people, which onlv adds to their appeal.

ked by the sadistic parents. What bastards. . The film is plagued by poor casting and writing. The actors cannot repreduce the ghetto cok>quialisms that comprise most of their dialogue and the result feels unnatural and awkward. There are too many leaps of logic and unreal situations, even for a movie that requires you suspend all preconceptions of reality. For example, the children held captive in the cellar cannot break the thin, hastily conshucted wooden cage tnat confines them but when the time is right they come smashing through the stairs in the house’s foyer. The real horror is missed while you laugh at the film’s implausibilities. From early on it is apparent that the film’s intentions are too good - its purpose contradicts its vision. At its roots it is about the poor rebelling against the rich (sounds Marxist . . .), saving mom, and stopping child abuse. Most horror film auditlnces are more cynical than this: they cheer for the anti-hero. That’s why Craven’s other creation, ‘4 Ni~lrtrzw-t) 01 Elm L.trr~~t, lasted six installments. The film must be given credit for administering a few cheap laughs and a few cheap thrills (the somethingfrom-off-camera-jumps-on-camera kind). Essentially, it’s better than anything starring Hulk Hogan. I wasn’t smelling my hand to stay awake.

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One singular sensation MetalLica

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by Dave Fisher Imprint staff Sink or swim With the staggering amount of critical attention recently heaped upon their self-titled and fifth major release, Metallica’s profile has never been greater. Like their ubiquitous and unavoidable T-shirt assault, they are a cultural phenomenon that refuses to be ignored; none of this has been lost on Spin, Rolling Sfme, &em, Guitar Player, and a vast display of other mainstream publications who have all prominently featured Metallica as their cover story within the past month. One might be inclined to simply slag all of this off as concerted hype. Rather, Metallica’s success has come on their own terms, been anything but sudden, and mostly in the face of all the conventional wisdom of the business. In some circles, they have been misrepresented as a crossover band, but the greater reality is that the mainstream has been compelled to finally catch up with Metallica or lose touch with contemporary youth and music.

On the strength of such concentrated focus, Metallica rolled through Toronto this past week for a twonighter at Maple Leaf Gardens to harvest it’s devoted, perhaps sell a few million more T-shirts, and make believers of the curious. Their performance was an ambitious and solid three hours covering some of the most significant metal of the past decade. Permitting discretion for the lousy venue (where else, short of the EnormoDome, could they realistically play?), the stage and sound was the most forgiving of an arena witnessed yet. Their exceptional homeplateshaped stage was layed out rather centrally and, appropriately, with multiple stage fronts. With speakers and video screens suspended above the stage and monitors submerged below it, there remained minimal clutter to ensure valuable sightlines from everywhere. The entire surface was used judiciously and allowed a natural choreography between the band as they effortlessly slipped from one stagefront to the other. In a genre - heavy metal - with an innate proclivity for excess, Metallica’s grasp of restraint is all the more remarkable. Naturally, they possess all the requisite state-of-theart bells and whistles but never

employ them gratuitously nor pointlessly; the effects are there to punctuate and not overwhelm. Like the solid black the band favour themthe performance is selves in, workmanlike and the delivery a model of simplicity.

after all. It’s my perception that the music often overpowered and stunned the kids and, moreover, Metallica possesses an inordinately qeater sense of rhythm than its fans ;eem to fully appreciate. Neverihe-

for whom the bellsand whistlestoll Surprisingly, the volume level was comfortable and impeccably sharp. More confounding, perhaps, was the relative lack, or reluctance, of thoroughly committed headbanging on behalf of the leathered-up crowd. To be sure, the show was lengthy-and security tight, but this was, MetalIica,

IeSS, Metallica’s influences Motorhead, Sabbath, Priest, Maiden, and Diamond Head - are readily obvious, although never imitative. lndeed, their sound doesn’t merely crunch but rolls, thrashes, and careens with melody and purpose. Witness songs such as “Master of

Puppets,” “For Whom the Bells Toll,” and “One” which move through Wagnerian opus to sonic walls of militaristic fury and bombast. If there’s any singular triviality that endears one to Metallica, it’s got to be the presence of lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist James Hetfield. He’s the brains and soul of the band, and physically towers over his fellow bandmates. Since the microphones are shared by everyone, their uniform height (to accommodate the shorter Newsted and Hammett) presents itself as a bit of a problem wherein Hetfield must exaggeratingly stoop down to sing, Whether the resulting posture is intentional or not, (and I’m inclined to doubt it), he’s every bit as natural and cool and graceful and transcendent as either Lemmy or Joey Ramone. No minor feat, he and Metallica have more than arrived.

The oldest profession that so many screen hookers wind up finding their knight-in-shiningarmour and breaking free. (Their colleagues are still walking the streets, but the ones who get out are special, purer than the rest; they don’t really belong with the other trash.) It’s definitely a ball of confusion for Hollywood, trying to tap into the collective unconsciousness. Only very rarely, in films like Morza Lisa and Lizzie Borden’s low-budget intellectual wonder, Working Girls, is it expressed that prostitution is a nasty business. Like Working Girls. Russell’s film investigates the politics of the issue. Theresa Russell, as the lead, is onscreen almost all the time. She addresses the camera at length (giving the film a documentary flavor) and it is her eloquence and insight that informs the picture. She calls herself “a hostage.” She asks us, “Hell couldn’t be worse than this, now could it?” Although she has a slew of horror stories about her clientele and admits that she keeps her eyes shut so as not to see “the hate in their faces,” she also speculates “Something mu&e happened to make ‘em like that.” Everyone in is in the throes of quiet deperation: Rasta, a Rastafarian vagrant, is willing to walk on broken glass for a dollar; erotic dancers grind away mechanically; johns demand the illusion they’re turning their date on; and Blake, the pimp, tries to move up the social ladder by faking sophistication. It is a world without humanity. The movie begins the day after Russell’s character has run away from Blake. She is not doing much business, hiding out in a n;ew territory, and she has a lot to say about her job. We watch her turn down several potential customers because she has learned the hard way to set limits. Flashbacks reveal that the heroine’s training took place within the institution of marriage; she subordinated her needs to her abusive, unfaithful husband’s whims. Finding herself a single mother with no education, she gave up waitressing to be a call girl. She believed she could make tons of money very quickIy, and return to the straight life.

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Directed by Ken Russel bY J-if= EPPS Imprint staff “I used to love sex;” recalls th&‘protagor@ in whorcl. ‘4 used to love everything about it.” She doesn’t feel that way anymore, after a few years as a hooker. Prostitution, she tells us, “is not even sex , . . It’s not making love. It’s more like hating.” Because tricks “don’t want sex, . . . more like revenge.” whoop t;hows the underside of “the world’s oldest profession” - “It sure makes me feel old,” agrees the main character - but the surprise is that filmmaker Ken Russell does it without being lurid or trashy. The script, adapted from Briton David Hines’ play Bonduge by Russell and Deborah Dalton, doesn’t use shock tactics to convince us that streetwalking leaves something to be desired. We don’t have to see things that make us writhe in our seats, we just have to think about them. And because anybody who has thought about prostitution seriously has already gotten depressed about it, the film isn’t a downer. It’s encouraging; somebody, f-inally&all;v. is saying what needs to be said. Making the notion of prostitution titillating has always been the big cinematic con. This May, Premim analyzed 12 films featuring ladies of the evening - fiIms such as Imla La Deuce, Trading Places, Risky Busims. and he* Wuman - and found that nine of the heroines quit the business and lived happily ever after, usually thanks to the redemptive love of the right man. Movies usually treat hookers as a dirty joke. Turning ticks is supposed to be cute, and it is assumed that this line of work is irresistible to some women. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. As whore’s pimp says, “They can’t help themselves . . . They’re born with a price tag.“ These depictions suggest that the only two drawbacks to being a whore are prudes’ prejudices against promiscuity, and a job with no possibility of advancement. The contradiction is

Blake (Benjamin Mouton) has different ideas, of course. He convinces her she loves him, because pimps’ tactics are to “build you up and then tear you down.” She even gets a tattoo on her breast at his insistence; he pretends it’s a symbol of their love, but when she discovers all his “girls” have them, she realizes she’s “just one of the herd, branded cattle.“K.atie (Elizabeth Moorehead), a barmaid who helps a wounded hooker when no-one else will, provides RusselI with an idyllic respite. The heroine reads her first book, Animal Farm watches ballet on TV, and learns how lo play SU&~L~; but Blake bursts in and steals her back, forbidding her to read or contact Katie again. Bug-eyed, long-limbed R&2 (Antonio Fargas) keeps re-appearing, and he’s frighteningly eccentric, but his radical views on prostitutes and pimps are the first hint of sanity in any male character. The director manages to people the film with a variety of characters while pointing up the main character’s aloneness. There’s plenty of liumour in whore: snappy one-liners in the narration, the limited perspwtives of some characters, the irony of the illusions everyone is trying to preserve. (“Prostitutes like that have no respect for themselves,” Russell criticizes, Meanwhile, Blake cautions her to take better care of herself, to stop smoking and drinking because it’s dangerous to her health.) The title is a brave joke of its own, a refusal to use euphemisms.

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