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Approximately I 50 people were on hand to watch the eight candidates of the Waterloo riding discuss various election issues last Tuesday October I9 at the University of Waterloo’s Federation Hall. The candidates opened the forum with short policy statements which echoed the party platforms. Questions were then fielded from the audience. One member of the audience asked the candidates what they as individuals were going to do for their riding and their constituents, regardless of their party affiliations. Despite this, most candidates responded with their party policy or their paq leader’s stance. Andrew Telegdi faced his toughest questions of the night from a former colleague who challenged Telegdi’s statements that the way to ease traffic congestion was to build more roads. Tetegdi maintained that infrastructure was a key to promoting economic recovery in cities. Towards the end of the forum, one member of the audience questioned the integrity of all the politi-

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cians, citing public apathy towards the election process- The candidates defended each other in a surprising display of solidarity, but stated bluntly that the affiliations that each other made with their party’s would prevent them from being effective representatives. “Lynne Woolstencroft is a wonderful lady. She has a lot of integrity, but let’s face it - she’s a Conservative,” stated Libertarian candidate Rita Husc hka-Sprague. Despite the popular media’s potirayal of Canadians as tired of the big three parties, most questions were directed at the PC, Liberal, NDP and Reform Party candidates. Reform Party candidate Mike Connolly was confronted with a disgruntled UW student after the debate, who accused the Reform Party of espousing subtle racism in its policies. Connolly stated that “any new party will attract certain people.” Natural Law Party member Blaine Watson closed the debate on a positive note, stating that all the answers to Canada’s problems were in the room, and that all the candidates had to do was to work together.

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Prime Minister and Progressive Conservative leader Kim Campbell spoke Wednesday, October 20, at a luncheon at the Valhalla inn in Kitchener. Accompanied by local candidates John Reimer and Lynne Woolstencroft, Campbell educated the people on her plans concerning fundamental issues. “This election is about the future of Canada, it is not about who has the best campaign,” Campbell addressed her audience. She continued by discussing her plans for fundamental restructuring. “My purpose is not to defend the status quo, my purpose is to change it. We need to do things differently in the Canada of ‘93,” she said. Campbell defended her policies stating that they are wise and long term. Campbell stated that her party is the only patty offering Canadians a balanced program dealing with delitit reduction and job creation. “My goal is an efficient government process, ” the Prime Minister said, “that can respond effectively to the needs of the I99O’s.”

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University of Waterloo’s student council voted down a proposal to hold a referendum on levying a fee for the Ontario University Student Alliance (OUSA) on Sunday October 17. “A referendum now might have been premature,” explained Federation of Students president Catherine Coleman. “OUSA has on!y developed one policy paper,” she added. Ina referendum, students would be asked both, whether or not they support OLGA, and whether or not they approve of a 95 cent fee levy. Students of Queen’s University approved an OUSA fee levy by referendum last week Brock University will be voting next week, and Wilfrid Laurier University has no imminent plans for a referendum. “Right now, the funds towards OUSA’s operating costs are provided by the student council special projects fund, on a sort of ad ho5 basis,” said Coleman. The money comes from the $23. IO which each student pays towards the student council. However, it is likely that a referendum of this sort will be held sometime/in a year or so,” remarked Coleman. Allowing more time to pass before holding a referendum will give OUSA a chance to prove its

worthiness. Only since February 1993, when students rejected a decision to renew a memdership with Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) by referendum, has OUSA become the central voice for UW on a political level. Presently, OUSA’s main concern is the income contingency loan repayment plan (ICLRP}. This system would enabte students to repay their loans in a more flexible manner than OSAP currently offers by allowing students to repay debts by taking a percentage of their taxable income. Like QSAP, loan payments would begin after graduation, however, ICLRP makes a post secondary school education more accessible to students because it takes into account that wages vary with each individual, according to OUSA. Should there be an increase in tuition, OUSA will call for an overall increase in loans. Each OUSA member university has a separate policy on raising their funds, which “marks a departure from CFS. pith OUSA], by being decentralized you can do what’s best for your campus,” said Coleman. Coleman added that OUSA is more cost efficient because all the member universities are near each other, thus reducing operational

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Campbell spoke of initiating the restructuring of government, providing savings of three billion dollars fir Canadians over the next five years. She has proposed a delitit reduction plan that will diminish the deficit (which Campbell calls a ticking time bomb) in five years but claims, “there will be tough cuts.” In her plans for budget growth, Campbell said, “We will not raise Canadian taxes, we cannot raise Canadian taxes.” Campbell spoke of her job creation program which includes the importance of training, support for small businesses, the development of the export markets, and improving science and technology in Canada. The PC leader claims the program has already had successful results. Campbell says education is a top priority in Canada. She spoke of her School Net Program, designed to link schools by computer to give greater access to science and math information. Campbell said the program is going to make sure students have the most advanced information. “It is time to invite Canadians to share in the responsibility to make decisions,” she said.

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Renison College’s cafeteria was the site of a sacred dance and music performance by a group of Buddhist monks on the evening Monday, October 18. The troupe were visiting from the Ganden Jangtse Monastery in southern India and are on a North American tour throughout I993 and 1994. The purpose of the performance was to solicit funds to build direlyneeded facilities for the growing population of young monks at their monas-

The monastery was founded in Tibet in 1409 but was completely destroyed in 1959 during the Chinese invasion of Tibet. It was rebuilt in India, but living conditions have deteriorated with the continual influx of new memhers which has necessitated this tour. It was a highly enjoyable and interesting experience for all in attendance and provided great insight into the worshipping practices of the devout monks. Entertainment was not the only objective of the evening. The exhibition was primarily intended as “a spir-

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The music resulting was both distinct and mesmerizing. Without a doubt, the highlight of the evening was the hilarious reenactment of the traditional debate. The intention was to demonstrate how knowledge and critical analysis are intensified through enthusiastic one-on-one philosophical debates. Although the language was incomprehensible to most in the room, it became clear when one of the monks had madeavalid point by way of his animated hand clapping and great smiles on all of their faces. What cotour is your mantra and While the and how do you transmigrate? evening was en-

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See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick dead. This slogan can be seen on many T-shirts and posters, but how many of us actually stopped to think about this message when going out to celebrate Oktoberfest this year? October I8 to 22 was National Alcohol Awareness week and members of BACCHlJS (Boosting Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students) were trying to get students to practice responsible drinking. BACCHUS is not an anti-drinking organization; rather, it is one that is working to promote responsible drinking among university students. Alcohol awareness week challenged students to reflect on their alcohol use and abuse. Symptoms of alcohol abuse weire stressed, including going to class or work intoxicated, drinking and driving, and becoming upset when an alcohol supply runs out. Other symptoms include injuring yourself or others while drinking, having unplanned sexual intercourse, and encountering financial dificulties because of alcohol as well as denying the true amount of what is consumed. The week started with the theme of Sex and Alcohol. Sex therapist Sue johanson hosted “Talk Sex With Sue” at Fed Hall on Monday, October I8 during the noon hour. Faithful BombShelter patrons stopped off at the Waterloo Regional and Campus Polic:e display in the Campus Centre to take a breathalyser test between classes on Tuesday, October 19. MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) and ADD (Against Drunk Driving) also had displays in the campus centre to advocate alcohol awareness. Students were urged to sign the Life of the Party pledge. Friends and Family of Alcoholics was the focus of Wednesday October 20 and Alcohol and the Athlete was the theme of Thursday, October 2 I. The week wraps up with a bonfire at Columbia Lake, tonight at 7 p.m.

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Clayoquot by Tasha Lackman Imprint stuff Friends of Clayoquot Sound spokesperson Valerie Langer visited the University of Waterloo on Thursday October I 4. She delivered a speech accompanied by a slide show that depicted the beauty contrasted by the ecological degradation of the Vancouver Island rainforest. For I5 years, the organization Friends of Clayoquot Sound has been working to preserve one of the six last temperate rainforests in the world. “What are we doing?” Langer wanted to know. Canada, always known for its pristine wilderness and environmental leadership, is now gaining a reputation as an environmental outlaw. This is caused by its policies concerning the implementation of irresponsible logging methods in the Clayoquot Sound area, Langer told those in attendance. The government is treating the 2 000-year-old trees as standing dollars waiting to be cut. Logging companies that are using vast clear cutting meth-

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ods are destroying the unique ecosystem before we even know a quarter of what exists there, explained l-anger. Very little of the forest is being protected, atthough the government would like us to think differently, she said. They claim that 90 per cent of the mountain areas are protected. However, this is because this part of the land is inaccessible or undesirable; furthermore, only three per cent of it is old growth forest. Other areas that the government claims to be protecting are marsh and bog areas, and areas that have already been logged. Some of the trees are 20 feet in diameter, continued Langer. is] not our right . , . to want phone books out of old growth forests,” stated Langer. We have a responsibility to the globe, of which Clayoquot Sound is an integral part. “You can’t expect animal life to exist in this unnatural environmenL” Langer said. Trees are being planted in some areas to ‘replace’ their ancient counterparts, however, most ofthe damage

has already been done. Eighty per cent of the biodiversity is on the ground, and has already been eliminated with the trees. Clayoquot is an “old growth forest, but it definitely not all old trees,” explained Langer. “[A tree farm] is not a forest -- it’s a tree farm, and let’s make no mistakes about that,” she said. Clayoquot Sound, 260,000 hectares in size, is one of the worst areas for logging in the world, l-anger informed the audience. Twenty per cent has already been logged, and 90 per cent of that has been in the last 15 years. “Being in a clear cut looks like a bomb fell,” explained Langer, but t,he logging companies are doing the best they can to hide this vast devastation from the public eye. In some cases, it is necessary to walk for four days through a clear cut to see a new one. These clear cuts are often larger than the size of 40 or 50 football fields, Langer said. “What they meant by better forestry was really better [public relations],” said Langer when speaking

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about MacMillan Bloedel, the logging company who is responsible for most of the,logging in Clayoquot Sound. “Who has the greatest say, the public in the public forest, or the companies in the public forest?” Langer asked the audience. People haxe been peacefully protesting this ecological disaster. Approximately 770 concerned citizens were arrested for blockading a main logging road. Langer learned during her presentation that the first 50 sentences had been announced. Grandmothers, doctors, and business people, as well as students face 45 to 50 days in prison and fines between $ I 000 and $3 000. “phe protesters are] not just a motley bunch of hippies as the loggers

would like us to believe,” stated l-anger, who has been arrested three times for the important cause to which she has dedicated the last six years of her life. “We are being treated like criminals for nonviolent acts.. . what kind of justice are we seeing in this country?” langer lamented. “We may have past the point [of no return] . . . now we are working on faith,” concluded Langer. The Save Clayoquot Sound workgroup of Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG) raised approximately $ I 500 for the Friends of Clayoquot Sound and the Western Canada Wilderness Committee, another group dedicated to perserving Clayoquot Sound.

by Natalie Onuska Xmpt-int staff Gretchen Mueller, a fourth year University of Waterloo bio-chemistry student passed away unexpectedly on Thursday October I4 after a medical operation. The funeral service was held at St. Michael’s Roman Catholic Church on the morning of Monday October 18. Visitation took place at the Good Edward Funeral Home in Waterloo. The Gretchen Mueller Scholarship Fund is in the process of being set up through the office of development and alumni affairs in South Campus Hall. Anyone interested in making a donation may contact this office for further information at extension 2036.

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n the past week, almost twenty people have been arrested for acts of civil disobedience stemming from environmental concerns. On Tuesday, in Prince Edward Island, three ferry workers and a truck driver were charged in connection with previous protests over the planned bridge from PEI to Nova Scotia. Also on Tuesday, fifteen people were charged with trespassing after occupying the federal Conservative Party’s downtown Ottawa offices. Add to those few people the hundreds who have been arrested in connection with numerous Clayoquot sound anti-logging protests in British Columbia, and you almost have a movement: a great increase in the numbers of people who are willing to break societal norms and even laws to state what they believe in. And it is no coincidence that both of this last week’s arrests grow out of environmental issues. Nothing more needs to be said about Clayoquot sound, one of the last stands of rain forest left in North America, which has been targeted by logging companies as the last great bonanza for cutting big big big trees. Cut the trees, lose out on the environment The PEI bridge is more complicated, however. Towering up to eighty metres above the ocean, the bridge is designed to finally link the island with the rest of Canada, by road. And while PEI may then feel more connected to Canada than at any time since signing up in 1949, the environmental effects could prove to be phenomenal. Without even mentioning the increased dependance on automobiles and the accompanied increase in air pollution, think of all the construction materials, diesel barge fuel, and litter that will be spilt into the ocean during the years of construction. And just wait until a little typhoon comes up from around Florida way and spills the whole thing into the abyss. Certainly the good engineers will come up for an excuse to ensure that never happens. But this bridge is only one of the many things people get pissed off about this days. Disgruntled and energetic people seem to be in the media almost as often as election candidates these days. And do not forget Oka, the Lubicon blockade, or even the Toronto -looting (riots). These all sign+ a move towards drastic measures to solve drastic problems. People no longer wish to work within the system and go along with empty promises and false leadership. School teachers in Vancouver are all but telling their students to skip school and protest Clayoquot logging at the provincial legislature, where more arrests will be made. More people will give up their clean record in exchange for a clear conscience. More police and politicians will grasp for the power they once took for granted, An environmental journalist from BC told me last year that the world will be entirely different in ten years from now, whether we like it or not. We can help that change along or let it roll over us. We can not build that bridge orwe can watch as it crumbles into the sea. We can keep our records clean, insuring for ourselves a quiet and docile existence, or we can get arrested, just because they canft keep their power forever.

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Accusations of racism against the Reform Patty are nothing new. Almost since the party’s inception, it has tended to attract the more conservative element in Canada’s political spectrum, from orthodox jews to white supremacists. Members of the party have made statements leading to accusations of racism in the party’s core - this trend shows no signs of ceasing. While the major political parties have long and storied histories, rife no doubt with their own share of conflicting interests, the Reform Party has not managed to control its image enough to fully withstand continuous attacks on everything from its policies to election candidates. t-lere’s a brief outline of the stories we’ve heard: Earlier this month, leader Preston Manning was forced to oust John Beck, Reform’s candidate in the York Centrk riding, for racist comments he made in an interview with York University’s student newspaper Excolibur. In the interview, Beck was quoted as stating that “You have a $ I50 000 guy out there coming to buy a citizenship into Canada to create a job, fine, he’s bringing something to Canada. But what is he bringing? Death and destruction to the people.” Beck was also quoted: “Canadians are being hooked on booze and drugs just like the Indians” and that same sex couples were an “abomination against God.” Many would argue that numerous other Reform candidates would prove to also hold Beck’s immigration viewpoint once elected to parliament. The party has also had dealings with white supremacists in the past, which they now work to distance themselves from. However, their oftinvoked arguments of ignorance don’t quite wash. For instance, in the October I6 Toronb Stur, Reform’s regional coordinator, Andrew Flint, stated that at the time of the party’s 1991 Mississauga ahd I992 Pickering rallies, organizers did not know that Wolfgang Droege, Alan Overfield, and Peter Mitrevski, all closely associated with Reform, were also well known neoNazi’s with strong roots in Toronto’s white supremacist movement. Ovetfield’s company provided security at the Pickering rally,according to Flint. Heritage Front leader Wolfgang Droege was quoted in the same article: “It was quite

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obvious who I was and what I stood for because of conversations that we had and that sort of thing...lt was only when the newspaper articles came out that they booted us out [of the party].” The difficulty. that the Reform Party has experienced in maintaining a respectable reputation amongst its members and the public has been hurt not only by the ousting of suspicious members, but also by the voluntary resignation of high ran king officials. In May 1992, Michael Lublin, a member of the K-W Jewish community and former co-chair of Reform’s Ontario community relations community, resigned from the reform party, citing racial discrimination and racist policies. In his resignation letter, Lublin stated that he had “been disciplined for mentioning the Holocaust,” told to lie to the media, and asked to participate in national party actions to blockgrassroots input. Lublin claims that the Reform Party’s populist platform is a ploy to increase membership and that the real decisions are handed down from Manning and the Calgary head offce. In June of that year, Lublin denounced the party as racially intolerant and anti-Semitic. Local Reform Party officials, however, are adamant about refusing Lublin any credibility. The president of the Kitchener riding Reform Party, Alex Chidley, refused to comment on Lublin’s allegations, calling him “disgruntled” and worthy of credibility. Also, according to KW Record publisher Wayne McDonald, both local Reform candidates, Reg Gosse and Mike Connolly, have denied that Lublin has ever held the official position with the Reform Party that he claimed to have held. Mike Connolly denied denying to McDonald that Lublin had held an official position. But Connolly also admitted he wasn’t sure which positions Lublin had held before he began work with the

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was Lublin’s task to build connections with the multitude of ethnic groups across the province. Reg Gosse was unavailable for comment. Beyond the local squabbles, Preston Manning is being sued by a former part>l official for misrep-

resentation. Louis Allore, a lawyer who formerly held a directorship in the Ontario Reform Party executive, has filed a law suit against Manning, alleging that Manning broke Reform’s charter by over-ruling the Don Valley West riding’s democratic nomination procedure. Lublin believes that Manning has not come clean with the Canadian people by not informing them of this law suit before it was reported on by the Globe and Mail on October 20. And so it seems that the Reform Party cannot keep face long enough to build the credibilif/ it needs to secure the position of oFficial opposition. From resignations and law suits to oustings and “bad apple” candidates, the Reform Party has had a tremendous amount of bad press. And yet they continue to ,forge onward, gaining new members and swaying the popular protest vote. Perhaps Reform’s continued populariry is a testament to the leadership skills of Preston Manning - or perhaps it proves only too well the allegations of his tight control over the party. Preston Manning is the Reform Party, and Preston Manning is smooth. Manning is an extremely sly politician masquerading as a political anti-hero, but his populism is about as altruistic as Mulroney’s Meech Lake. The grass roots platform Manning has paraded throughout his Reform career is not founded in reality; all the evidence points towards Reform’s populist platform falling prey to Manning’s interest in controlling the party. According to the Globe u7ndMail of October 20, Manning drafted a document on how to deal with “friendly fire,” and internal dissidents- His document outlines his distrust of the media and his policy of “avoidance” when faced with internal strife. So what kind of Prime Minister would Preston make? One that would shy from confronting slippery national issues, one that would cut down dissenting voices in caucus, and one that would claim to not really be the Prime Minister. After all, if he can’t admit to being a politician, do you really think he’d admit to being the biggest politician in thecountry! Don’t trust him. We don’t. And most of all, don’t vote for his party, because you’ll only be voting for him.

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Clayoquot To the editor= Your article on Clayoquot Sound offers one perspective on the issues surrounding the logging of the forests in Canada. Here is another perspective by another environmentalist Our family travelled to Beautiful British Columbia this summer and visited Tofino ahd Pacific Rim National Park. There is just one exhilarating, scenic road from Nanaimo to Tofino through the forested mountains across the island, Until a few years ago this was a gravel road, but with the designation of the Pacific Rim National Park as a World Heritage area, the road was paved to allow tourists a smoother and faster ride. As you travel through the mountains, it is obvious that this area has been logged for many years - and you wonder how those huge logging trucks drive almost to the peaks and return to the bottom with their loads. Yes, there is desecration, no doubt about it There are forest fires and blight too, which cause just as much natural damage to the forests. Most Canadians do not realize that the road ends at Tofino. The only way to get to Clayoquot Sound is by boat And, there are no signs directing you there. Now, it seems ironic or hypocritical to me that anyone who is concerned about the destruction of old growth forests would take a gasoline powered boat emitting dirty exhaust, and leaking gasoline and oil into the Pacific Ocean, as well as burning up more fossil fuels! Yet, the self-righteous anti-logging foes do just that! They, also, read newspapers, magazines, and vitriolic publications made from trees! We did not see any protesters nor any signs of protest in the villages of Tofino and Uclelet Why? Because the residents are dependent upon forestry, fishing and tourism. The only sign of anti-logging was the small group of young people camped in their rundown vans - gasoline users and polluters - along the highway several miles east of the park They were paid by “environmental” groups to do this. The other thing you notice in the Park is the litter and overuse by the hundreds of tourists from around the world who visit the “wilderness” without realizing that the more people who visit means that it is no longer wilderness in the pristine sense that we imag ine. Here are thousands of people who say “preserve and protect” - yet that can be done only if all of us stay away. Sure, we could limit the number of people who visit annually by requiring that you buy a pass, etc. Then, what is the purpose of a National Park? It is terrible that old growth foreSts are logged. But, the policies that the New Democratic government created exceed those of the former Social Credit government. It makes sense for the government to invest in MacMillan Bloedel. This earns profits for the government and controls the practices of the company in conjunction with the legislation. During

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has to wonder what the real agenda is, and who is controlling the attacks on the NDP government that has created the 3 largest Provincial parks and instituted the toughest forestry controls ever. Maybe it is not concerned environmentalists, but ousted politicians. If you are going to write about Clayoquot give all points of view; interview the appropriate BC government Minister, and print a summary of the legislation. Remember this: forestry creates jobs for University students and graduates, and researchers, and many other Canadians. John Cooper (not employed industry)

they end up writhing nude before you at your visual mercy. The promotion of this linkage is inhuman and inexcusable. Enough said.1 Hardly. So I approached the Imprint to ferret o& the details of their policies pertaining to the content of advertisements carried in the school paper. Although they do have a guideline which serves to limit the picture of the provocative lady in the ad to a ‘shoulders up’ pose, there is no policy that sets out any

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House ad disatmoints To the editor: Too many of you will read this, shrug your shoulders and laugh at the triviality of it all. This is unfortunate but inevitable. For this reason, the best I can hope for is that a small number of you will choose instead to stop, think, and understand. More importantly I would like to think that the resultant heightened awareness might even provoke the odd one amongst you to speak out I am extremely bothered by the advertisements that run in this paper for the New Doll House. Seriously! No, I am not writing to say that the ads should be pulled because they promote an establishment that turns a good buck by exploiting women as commodities; bodies bought and sold. (This point can be very powerfully argued but deserves far more extensive and forceful consideration than can be provided by a quick letter to the editor.) Rather, I wish to point out a subtler form of sexism that tends to slip by us unnoticed if only for its commonality. Each ad for the New Doll House excitedly trumpets its main draw and raison d’etre..... 20 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. Forget for the moment the depraved men who have nothing better to do with their lives than sit idly around a bar, swilling beer and watching strippers market themselves for the patrons visual stimulation. Forget even the warped way that each of these unsatisfied voyeurs views the women he passes on the street as he stumbles home to relieve his new-found angst. All these value judgements about the nature and affects of such places aside; why do we insist on calling the women who ‘dance’ at these establishments GIRLS? It is not a trivial matter that we, as a society, continually devalue and insult the worth of women through such sexist labels. It is also no coincidence that this happens with disgraceful consistency in ads for places like The Doll House. Linking demeaning perceptions of women with the degrading imagery provided by a visit to your local strip-tease only heightens its forbidden desirability and increases the saleabiliey of its product. You are encouraged

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young sluts or young innocents, bereft of intelligence or personality. This makes it all the more exciting when

uniform standards for the textual content of this material. The Doll House pays; case closed. Not so fast This paper is subsidized by annual student contributions of approximately $99 000, which accounts for just less than one-third of the Imprint’s opemting revenue. This subsidy should only be maintained if the tmprint remains accountable and accessible to the student body as a whole. (Perhaps through the promotion of language which is both racially and gender inclusive). I encourage those who feel the same to drop a line to the Imprint saying so. If you really think that you can afford five minutes and a stamp, write The New Doll House (6 Bridge St. W. Kitchener). Either way, don’t turn a blind eye. This one advertisement is trivial in context What is not trivial is our pervasive sexist attitudes as a societal whole. Look for it. Show others. Complain about it. Scream at it. Just don’t accept it. jeff

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To the editor= Why is Ontario still in Confederation? That is a question we should be publicly asking ourselves during this federal election campaign. Federal policies have devastated Ontario. Free trade has exterminated jobs and reduced provincial tax revenues. To add insult to injury, Canada takes from Ontario $12 billion (more than enough to eliminate Ontario’s deficit for this year) more in revenue than it gives back. And what do Ontarians do? We blame the provincial government for our current state of affairs. It was not our last government’s decision, or choice, to entre into the FTA. Nor will the present government have the right to choose or refuse NAFTA And you can be certain that no Ontariogovernment in history would willingly consent to a $ I2 billion deficit with Canada. As an independent nation, Ontario would be free to make its own decisions on t’mde. And our tax dollars would not have to go to other provinces when they are needed here in Ontario. Why is Ontario still in Confederation? This is more of a call for the threat, or suggestion, of separation than a call for actual separation. For Quebec, this threat has forced Ottawa to pay attention to that province’s demands. Ontario is larger than Quebec and probably has the best chance of any of the provinces of surviving as an independent nation. Therefore, the threat of independence would be taken seriously in Ottawa. Still, we continue to fight amongst ourselves for problems that were inflicted upon us-by Ottawa, not Queen’s Park. Meanwhile, this encourages the federal government to ignore Ontario and focus on the West and Quebec in order to get re-elected. Ontario is a sleeping giant. We do not seem to realize just how much power we potentially hold in Ottawa. We hold the most seats in the House of Commons (34%). Let us hope the giant wakes up and roars before October 25th.

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To the editor= I would just like the chance to write a brief reply to Ms. R&ee Ward, who took it upon herself to rip me to shreds in this column last week. She allowed her difference of opinion to lead to personal slander and 1 did not feel this was appropriate. I .) I am not a racist. My comment that I was not impressed by the “white boy reggae thing” was the result of direct observation. The Rhinos had a reggae feel to all of their music which did not appeal to me. My comment was meant to indicate exactly this and onty this. Not, as you suggested, as a huge generalization that white people cannot play reggae. I apologize for any offense this may have caused. 2.) Both my friend and I were completely sober on the night in question. (Unfortunately!) Not that I have to justify myself to you or anyone else. It only shows how petty you are, since you felt forced to accuse me of being drunk because I did not like a band of your choice. 3.) I specifically pointed out that I seemed to be the exception in the crowd and that both the audience and the band seemed to be enjoying themselves thoroughly. I do have rights to my own opinion - and I made it clear that that is exactly what my article was; A PERSONAL OPINION. 4.) Just because you did not like the opinion which was expressed in my article, that does not mean that you may take it upon yourself to generalize about all arts journalists. and finally, 5.) I am glad my article meant enough to you to cause a reaction and make you write a letter in response- (Even if it was somewhat haughty and condescending.) You certainly gave me a chuckle on Friday afternoon as I read your rant. I have only two suggestions for you-you might want to read more carefully before you fly off the handle, and you might try not to get carried away with your unfounded slander. Thanks for trying kiddo! Oh dear, I suppose now I am not only anal and racist- I am also sarcastic. Ah well, such is life! Sondie

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the editor:

Ahhhh!!!! So you thinkyour (note: I refuse to include myself in this group) Federation of Students are fighting on your behalf to improve the quality of education? You are living in a fantasy world if you believe they are seriously addressing this issue. When the provincial government announced it was considering increasing our tuition by 50% I spoke to Catherine Coleman, president of your HYPOCRlTICALstudentgovernment. (fuck the sarcasm) She told me that the “Feds” would, of course, oppose this increase and reassured me that if any action was to be taken in coalition with other universities the Feds would par-

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22, I993 ticipate. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. On October 13 students from across Ontario protested on the steps of Queen’s Park - did we hear about this protest? Were we even given the option of deciding whether or not to attend? NO - I’m sure it was all too radical for the Feds - even Catherine told me protests were not her style for making change. Granted, protests are not her style, but why should she impose her concept of change on the student body? Electing her as president did not translate into her making decisions for the student body - why not encourage us to make our decisions. It’s called GRASSROOTS Catherine - but this term probably has too many “leftist” implications for you to make use of this style of governing. So be prepared to see a rebuttal from Catherine next week, or some other pro-fed, but perhaps for the next 7 days you could consider why absolutely NO action has been take by the Feds - even by encouraging students in any manner.

Perhaps the Feds are lobbying the government to increase tuition by 30% - as the Ontario University Student Alliance (of which the Feds are associated with) strongly endorses. The Feds are full of conservative (small c and big c) bull shit - this is your education. This isyouryounger brother and sister’s education. This is your children’s education. Don’t sit backand think your student govePnment are fighting for accessible education - they aren’t

p.s. Gary Dunn - save yourself the time and breath and ink. Next article just skip reading it and write “I oppose what Tammy Speers said.”

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Star Trek’s

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is similar in organization. The captain of a starship receives orders from Starfleet Command and must follow them. In turn, when the captain gives orders to the crew, it is expected that they will be followed. But what if someone doesn’t agree with their orders? Captains Kirk and Picard look at rules as general guidelines, and feel free to break them when they deem it necessary. Even the Prime Directive, which I discussed last week, is not an absolute law. Both captains weigh the facets of the situation, discuss them with their officers, and make a decision based on the rules, the specific situation, and intuition. Kirk (along with his entire bridge crew) is a maverick who disobeys orders when they conflict with his own sense of what is right. Because of his uncanny ability to complete any mission, Starfleet Command lets him do things hisway. He hasa knackforsaving the Federation of Planets and/or the galaxy from threats no one else can stop. In Star Trek III, Kirk steals the Enterprise to go looking for Speck’s (dead) body. Speck’s katra--his spirit--

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Ti the editor= I am utterly appalled and disgusted. Words cannot describe my agitated state. The attacks I have been reading on Clint are deplorable; boy I’m pissed. How can one possibly call Clint “an ass”? Clint is an intelligent, popular, creative, and accomplished fellow who is well respected. I know many people (including myself) who see Clint as an

Beyond

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excel lent role model. ,The world would be a lot cooler with more people like Clint around. I mean, even if you don’t like the western genre or Dirty Harry, hey, the man does have charisma. How can you call him “apathetic” when he’s in his 60’s working nonstop acting and directing? Whatever happened to respecting your elders for God’s sake? I remember a time when there still were heros, but you’ve robbed me of that. You should say these things to his face , and on that day you’d better feel lucky. “Well do you, PUNK?” P.S. Everyone here is so apathetic. I wish SOMEONE would do something about it. Arun

Banerji

rim of the starlight

- number by Dave

Speed

Go ahead, leave Clint alone

is residing inside McCoy and neither one can find peace until they’re reunited. Kirk and his friends risk everything to return to a planet which has been placed off-limits. Sarek, Speck’s father, thanks Kirk later. Kirk replies that, although the price for rescuing Speck was high (Kirk loses both his son and his ship), the price for not trying was higher--his soul. In general, Picard seems to follow the rules more closely than Kirk. However, he is more than willing to disobey them when his conscience tells him to. Picard disobeys the Prime Directive several times, but his actions are always well thought out In “justice,” Wesley knocks over some flowers and is going to be punished--and the only punishment on this planet is death. Picard convinces the multidimensional beings that orbit the planet that justice will not be served by killing Wesley. Even though the Prime Directive says they cannot interfere, the law must be flexible if it is to be of any value. Many of us in our society follow the rules too closely. There are many authorities whom we respect, and, therefore, obey. Our parents, other family members, supervisors at work, religious leaders, politicians--all ofthese people tell us what to do. When our relationship is built on trust, we may

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ever, we cannot obey when we know that to do so would be wrong. In the good old days of psychology experiments, they tested people to see how far they would go in administering shocks to other people. The shocks weren’t real, and the ones receivingthe shocks were in on the experiment. An overwhelming number of people kept increasing the intensity of shocks even after the other person complained loudly about the pain. This experiment, and others, shows that we tend to follow orders of authority figures (in this case, the psychology experimenter) even when the orders go against what we would normally do. Tradition can often turn into a rule; we’ve done something a certain way for so long that we’re afraid to change it. For example, our system of government has remained relatively unchanged for some time. Many people complain aboutgovernment, butthere’s not much talk about radically changing our governmental system. When to obey and when to disobey is a difficult question. We must weigh the advantages of each choice in a given situation. We will not always make the right choice, but to choose wrongly is better than to let someone else make the choice for us.

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George Bernard Shaw says: ‘1 have always held the religion of Muhammad (Islam) in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the ONLY religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capacity to the changing phase of existence which can make Itself appeal to every age .. I have prophesied about the faith of Muhammad that it would be acceptable to the Europe of tomorrow as it is beginning to be acceptable to the Europe of today.’ The Genuine Islam, Vol. I, No. 8, 1936. Islam is a complete code of life. It tells us about the purpose of our creation and existence, our ultimate destiny, our place among other creatures, and -more importantlyprovides us with guidance to lead a purposeful life aimed towards our success in the life hereafter, Islam is, in essence, the same message and guidance which GOD revealed to all HIS Prophets. “Say you: ‘We believe in GOD and that which is revealed to us; in whatwas revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and the tribes; to Moses and Jesus and the other Prophets by their LORD. We make NO distinction among any of them: and to GOD we have surrendered ourselves’.” [2: I361 Islam teaches us that we are the highest creation of GOD. We are equipped with the highest of potentialities. We are relatively free in our will, action, and choice. Our success and salvation lies in following the right path that has been shown to us by GOD in the Holy Qur’an. Islam does not teach or accept mere ritualism. It emphasizes intention and action. To worship GOD is to know HIM, to act upon HIS Law in every aspect of life, to enjoin goodness and forbid wrong-doing and oppression, to practise

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charity and justice, and to serve HIM by serving all humans. Islam provides definite guidelines for all people to follow in all walks of life. The guidance it gives is comprehensive and includes the social, economic, political, moral, and spiritual aspects of life. The Qur’an reminds humans of the purpose of their lives on earth and of their duties and obligations towards themselves, their families, their communities, their fellow human beings, and their

CREATOR. We are given fundamental guidelines about a purposeful life and then we are left with the

challenge of human existence before us so that we might put these high ideals into practice. In Islam, a human’s life is a wholesome and integrated unit; not a collection of fragmented and competitive parts. The sacred and secular are not separate parts of humans: they are united in the nature of being human. Islam in its clear and direct way of expressing truth has a tremendous amount of appeal for any seeker of knowledge. It is a solution for all the problems of life. It is a guide towards a better and complete life glorifying, -in all its phases- GOD, The Almighty, The Merciful Nourisher. This article is excerpted from the Islamic brochures published by ‘World Assembly of Muslim Youth’ and ‘Dawah to the People’, For more information about Islam, please call 7250779 or send an e-mail to srehan@vlsi.uwaterloo.ca. The Qur’on Speaks is presented by the UW Muslim Study Group. Sameh E Rehon is 0 PhD cclndidute in ektricul und computer engineering. The views ex-

pressed in this column we those ofthe author and do not necessody represent those ofevefy member ofthe UW Muslim Study Group.

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by Ken Craig The orgasm. just what is the orgasm? Is it the Kingdom of Heaven? Have writers like D.H. Idwrence divinized an ejaculation and a muscle spasm? My recent trip to the supermarket magazine rack would indicate that, indeed, the orgasm is IT. The “big 0” as it is known by readers of Cosmo and other like publications is indeed a good indication of how well we are doing as human beings. Yes, believe it or not, that which makes a big mess of your bed sheets, hand, or whatever, is a fair measure of your success in our world today. Orgasms are so well marketed that each time I see “fizz” on top of a cola bottle I get this energy rush just south of my belt buckle - an unexplainable mystery of life. How do we deal with our culture’s obsession with a brief moment of ecstasy or pleasure? Do we simply succumb to our exploited sexual drive, fogging windows where we can, hiding behind bushes in the park out of the sights of the cops and grandma? A response by some churches is to react strongly against the “big 0” and our culture’s apparent hedonism. This is indicated by the choices in the past by some church colleges not to distribute condoms in their frosh week packages. But condoms or not, people are still going to moan as a form of worship - “Oh God, yesss!” Skirts will be hiked, fruit of the looms will be yanked down and the radio will be very loud behind the locked doors of this year’s residences - church colleges

included. Not distributing condoms to students is not only ndive, it is irresponsible. Although a particular church may not condone being sexually active before marriage, all of us, including the church have to accept that people are going to express their sexuality with a partner/partners - having condoms available to students tells them that we wish them to be “safer” if they choose to engage in sexual activity. We are stilt left with the orgasm - and what a thing to be left with. Mathew Fox, populist theologian, believes that sexual ecstasy may be one of the last remaining ways a big city person may achieve mystical ecstasy (what about Virtual Reality as a mystical sexperience?) As we are driven further away from the pure enjoyment of our bodily functions - look at the shitty packaged food students eat - we are left with only the orgasm. As we our natural resources and land are being eaten by an industrial machine, driving us. into a concrete and plastic reality - look at the suburban landscapes of North American cities we are left with only the orgasm. As we look in quiet desperation for someone to share our self with - check out the personal ads in any paper - we are tempted to say “thank God for the orgasm.” I think 1’11return to the supermarket and check out that issue of Cosmo - its scriptures may be sacred. The views expressed in this column are those of the

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Greetings and salutations from your friendly FEDS. This has been a busy week for everybody on campus from a midterm standpoint, but we’re sure the other events of the Week have not escaped your notice. First off, it was National Alcohol Awareness Week at UW from October I8 to 22, and the Great Hall of the Campus Centre (that backbone of UW social activity and enjoyment) Monday at noon saw Suejohanson addressing Alcohol and Sexuality, and tonight BACCHUS is helping to sponsor the “biggest-ever” Bonfire at Columbia Lake at 7:O0. There will be free marshmallows and pop thanks to Fed Hall, Village I, Villiage 2, and your Federation of Students. So come on out to meet, greet and socialize. If you are drinking this weekend, be sure to do it responsibly. Other things of note this week... October 25 is fast approaching so be sure to cast your vote. The Vote Education coalition hosted an All Candidates Forum for Waterloo Riding on Tuesday at Fed Hall. Despite the Jays game, about a hundred curious voters showed up to ask their questions of the candidates, and voice their concerns. There was an abundance of information available too, so hopefully the event helped to clear any confusion as to how to vote on Monday. Even though it is short notice, there are still Vote Education lawn signs and door cards available in the Fed office for anybody who would like one. And something else to watch for in the future... the External Affairs Board of the FEDS will be presenting the 1993 Landlord of the Year Award at the Leadership Awards Dinner next March. The Award is designed to promote a healthy relationship between UW students and the KitchenerWaterloo community. If your landlord has gone out of the way to assist you, pick up a nomination form in CC 235. Nominations are due by December 15.

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A $500 000 gift was donated to the Universiv of Waterloo School of Accountancy by Gordon H. Cowperthwaite FCA, former head of Canada’s largest Chartered Accountancy firm KPMG Peat Matwick Thorne on October 8. In addition to Cowperthwaite’s gift, the KPMG Peat Marwick Thorne firm has pledged $400 000 to the School of Accountancy. The UW School of Accountancy is the only fully accredited chartered accountiig and man: agement school in Ontario. Within the Faculty of &ts, there are 24 faculty members with’ an enrollment of approximately I 000 undergraduate and 50 graduate students annually. The $500 000 donation is one of the largest individual gifts ever received by Campaign Waterloo, the universities fund raising program. The five year objective is to raise $89 million. Fifty million dollars has’ already been raised in the first 18 months of Campaign Waterloo’s five year plan, reported university relations vice president Roger Downer. The gifts will be used to fund the Gordon H. Cowperthwaite Professional Accounting Education Centre. Primary objectives of the centre include the improvement of accounting education at UW and generating materials and methods that will be useful elsewhere in Canada. initiatives to improve the content and delivI of accounting courses will be sponsored by

the UW centre. “vhe firm is] pleased and proud to be a partner in building the School of Accountancy,” said deputy chairperson and chief operating bfficer of KPMG Peat MarwickThome, Hugh Bessel. “We believe Waterloo [school of accountancy] is creating the model for accounting education for the 2 I st century. It is one of the very few programs in Canada that is directly responsive to the needs of the Canadian accounting profession. Its approach is essential for the profession’s future,” said Bessel. Cowpet-thwaite said he feels this donation fulfils a lifetong dream to promote and enhance the education of accounting students and the profession. He is also encouraging other gifts for the school and its work. Global competition, increasingly complex financial needs and greatly expanding requirements foraccountability in society have all increased demands on the accounting profession. Environmentat concerns have led some businesses to undertake environmental audits. Accountants need to understand how to respond to this and other issues if they are to attend to Canadian’s needs. The education centre will help maintain UW as a Canadian leader in accounting education. In total, the School of Accountancy is asking the accounting professionals, businesses and government for $7 250 000 to fund various accounting projects. A new four million dollar building for UW’s accounting school is part of the request.

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is not simply politically correct to recognize that these statements and others are wrong. They contribute to exclusion within our own language. Racism destroys. In its most basic forms it Other examples: We read in history that the denies the humanity of a percentage of Canadians, Europeans secured a victory over the Native attacking the very core of who they are. It populations. However, when the Natives fight reserves privileges for certain groups and exback, we call it a massacre. eludes others from opportunities to contribute Without thinking, we have been made to judge right and wrong, based on nothing more to and benefit from life in Canada. Racism has impact on every aspect of a than conventional tradition which must be quesperson’s life - economic, political, social, etc. tioned. fostering low self esteem and a distorted image of If we really want to challenge racism that seeks to unjustly attack oneself.-Racism is not simply innocent members of our bad manners, name calling, or Canada’s Ethnic Composition by physical violence. It is subtle, society then we must first world region of origin and race operating unconsciously in inexamine Canad ian society as well as ourselves stitutions and people. In its 40.7% British and what we can do. subtlety racism excludes peo26.7% French ple. The dominant culture deHistorically, IO.9% Western European fines the norm and visible miCanada is a country of 4.2% Eastern European great cultural diversity. norities do not fall into the 5.4% Southern European This diversity has exposed norm.. 2.3% Aboriginal peoples Racism is prevalent in us to a wealth of cus2.2% East/South East Asian toms, traditions, Canada everywhere. It is not 2.2% Northern European worldviews and knowlsimply a product of economic I .O% South Asian times. It is inherent in our edge that has enhanced O.% Black language, our advertising, our our country and allowed 0.3% Arab it to grow on the world education, our history, our 0.2% Caribbean stage. Except for the abopolitics. 0.2% Latin American riginal peoples, every perRacism permeates every 0.2% West Asian aspect of Canadian society and son in this country is a 0.03% Pacific Islanders descendant of or was her/ its institutions. We all have himself a person who for racist tendencies/prejudices/ Source: Statistics Canada whatever reason made biases of one form or anthe decision to pull up other. In tough economic times, with high unemployment and fear, these deep family and cultural roots, and to make the tendencies are enhanced and brought to the uncertain move to Canada. People arriving in Canada come with special surface. They do not appear as a result of the skills and different perspectives that enhance our times, they simply become more overt and more visi bte. domestic culture and allow us to experience firsthand foreign ways and ideas. These perspectives. Overt racism is easy to spot. It involves the are passed along through generations and to other expl icit denying or granting of certain opportuniCanadians. ties to certain groups or individuals (ie. harassDiversity in Canada is a traditionat trait. However, this diversity has changed from similar peoples from a particular region (Europe) to people from many different parts of the world. Much of this change has been recent and has changed Canada’s diversity in the sense of making it more visi ble. Suddenly there are those in Canada ment, name calling, exclusion, scapegoating}. There who wonder if immigration makes sense anymore. is explicit individual intent, as in the case of the For some of our national leaders, it is an issue of Heritage Front and other white supremacist some importance in these economic times. Crime groups. Visibly different groups are targeted and is on the rise, “Canadian” values are being quesattacked for being the cause of societal problems. tioned and new and established immigrants are The activities of hate groups are cowardly. Howeasy targets. ever, racism goes much further than the bantering Before 196 I, 87% of Canada’s immigrants of hatemongers. Systematic and institutionalized racism has been a part of Canadian heritage since the inception of this country. Aboriginal people were massacred in order to preserve land for the use/ profit of white gentry; enslaved people were forcibly brought to Canada to clear land; Jewish people fleeing Nazi occupied countries were denied entry into Canada; Asian peoples were were from Europe, 7% from the United States, 3% from Asia, and 3% from the Caribbean, South and permitted to enter Canada to work, provided Central America, Africa and Oceania. Between they could meet the substantial entry fee, but I98 I and I 99 I, almost half (48%) came from Asian were not allowed to become citizens; during the countries, a further 25% from Europe, IO% from second World War, people of Japanese descent Central and South America, 6% from the Caribwere stripped of all belongings and put into bean, 6% from Africa, 4% from the United States, internment camps; people of colour were not and I% from Oceania. It is obvious that the visibility of immigration has increased. The targeting of these groups by racist groups has also increased. Racism is not so much on the rise as it is crawling out of the woodwork. The proliferation of hate groups and their supporters is negative. However, we cannot miss the point that they and their racist tendencies have always been around. allowed to serve in the military. This is the time to deal with them, when they are. Systematic or institutional racism is not easy out in the hpen. We cannot afford to allow them to spot It encompwses policies and procedures to slither back into their own subculture and that result in the creation or maintenance of declare that we have been victorious over racism. barriers to access for certain groups (ie. the “Old We need to recognize that a sustained attack is Boys” clubs in some traditionally white, male the only way to assure that these groups cannot occupations). Institutional discrimination is somesway public opinion with their perverse ideas. thing that all of us participate in, whether conAlready we are seeing their effects, with a national sciously or not. How many times have you heard government that has moved Immigration Policy someone say “He jewed me out of my money!” or into the federal Public Security department, a called someone the “black sheep of the group”? It

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reminiscent of totalitarian regimes. However, before we attack we must be aware and educate ourselves not only regarding what we can do but how we as individuals ap-

worldviews and value systems. What matters is not which one of you is right or has a better vision, but how you coexist peacefully. Being aware means knowing that racism permeates every aspect of life. We should know those who are attacked by racism in this society. Learning about how they are excluded and attacked daily is essential to a more complete understanding of what racism is and does.

TEACH-IN proach the problem or even recognize it as a problem. We have to go beyond making assumptions about the right way to do things and generalizations about those around us. Assumptions and generalizations are the breeding ground of hatred that groups such as the Heritage Front buy into as a simple and ignorant excuse for placing blame. We need to be aware of the assumptions we have about certain groups and the way that we generalize or stereotype. To be aware means to educate yourself, to

know how you feel about racism, and what your own prejudices and biases may be. Everyone has a culture, but you can never assume you know what cultural group a person is from and how they interact Culture is broad, but it is also very individual. You may have lived beside someone for your entire life and have completely different

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27 -- 7:30 p.m.

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Keynote speaker:Martin Theriault Coordinator, Canadian Centre on Racism & Prejudice

Saturday, 3:OO p.m.

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years with unknown climatic results. The cornucopia of resources that are being extracted, mined, and harvested is so poorly distributed that 20 percent of the earth’s people are chronically hungry or starving, while the top I recently performed a social audit for Be6’-2Q~rcent of the population, largely in the north, and Jerry’s Homemade Inc., America’s premier controhnd-consume 80 percent of the world’s socially responsible company. After poking and wealth. Since bus%& in.@e7myriad prodding around, asking tough questions, trying forms is primarily responsib‘le for, to provoke debate, and generally making a nuithis “taking”, it is appropriate that sance of myself, l can attest that their status as the a growing number of companies leading social pioneer in commerce is safe for at ask the question, How does one least another year. They are an outstanding comhonorably conduct business in the latter days of industrialism and pany* Are there flaws? Of course. Welcome to the beginning of an ecological age? planet Earth. But the people at Ben 81Jerry’s are The ethical dilemmathat conrelaxed and unflinching in their willingness to look fronts business begins with the at, discuss, and deal with problems. acknowledgement that a commerIn the meantime, the company continues to cial system that functions well by put ice cream shops in Harlem, pay outstanding its own definitions unavoidably benefits, keep a compensation ratio of seven to defies the greater and more proone from the top of the organization to the found ethic of biology. Specifibottom, seek out vendors from disadvantaged cally, how does business face the groups, and donate generous scoops of their prospect that creating a profitprofits to others. And they are about to overtake able, growing company requires their historic rival Haagen-Dazs, the ersatz an intolerable abuse of the natural Scandinavian originator of super-premium ice world? cream, as the market leader in their category. Despite their dedicated good At present rates of growth, Ben &Jerry’s will work, if we examine all or any of be a $ I billion company by the end of the century. the businesses that deservedly They are publicly held, nationally recognized, and earn high marks for social and rapidly growing+ in part because Ben wanted to environmental responsibility, we show that a socially responsible company could are faced with a sobering irony: If make it in the normal world of business. every company on the planet were to adopt the environmental and social practices of the best com-

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face fhe sociu/ and en@ronmental problems companies cannot being socially responsible fhuf uEkf humunkii7d. an overall solution, and that

Ben and jerry’s is just one of a growing vanguard of companies *attempting to redefine their social and ethical responsibilities. T h e s e companies no longer accept the maxim that the business of business is business. Their premise is simple: Corporations, because they arkthe dominant institution on the planet, must squarely face the social and environmental problems that-afflict humankind. Organizations such as Business for Social Responsibility and the Social Venture Network, corporate “ethics”consuIt.ants, magazines such as In Business and Business Ethics, nonprofits including the Council on Economic Priorities, investment funds such as Calvert and Covenant, newsletters like Greenmoney, and thousands of unaffiliated companies are drawing up new-codes , of conduct for corporate / life that integrate social, ethical,$nd environmental principles. Ben and jerry’s and the ough ty 2,000 other committed companies in th / social responsibility movement here and abrbhd have combined annual sales of approxim ely $2 billion, or onehundredth of I percen s’ of the $20 trillion sales garnered by the est&ated 80 million to 100 million enterprises hey are trying to address are

ot a management problem but a design probpm. there is a contradiction inherent of a socially responsible corporaa company can make the world grow, and can increase profits by meeting {ocial and environmental needs. It is a have-&r-cake-and-eat-it fantasy that cannot

Although proponents

their

surrounding

commerce

are rede-

industrial society leads to further envidegradation, regardless of intention or need to imagine - and then design - a commerce where the opposite is true,

ited liability. Corporations are supposed to be under our ultimate authority, not the other way around. The charter of incorporation is a revocable dispensation that was supposed to ensure accountability of the corporation to society as a whole. When Rockwell criminally despoils a weap-

doing good is like falling off a log, where the everyday acts of work and life accumulate better world as a matter of course, not a of altruism.

ons facility at Rocky Flats, Colorado, with plutonium waste, or when any corporation continually harms, abuses, or viola& the public trust, citizens should have the right to revoke its charter, causing the company to disband, sell off its enterprises to STRATEGIES FORSUSTAINABlLIlY other companies, and effectively go out of business. At present, the environmental and social The workers would have jobs with the new responsibility movements consist of many diffetowners, but the executives, directors, and manent initiatives, connected primarily by values and agement would be out of iobs with a .permanent beliefs rather than by design. What is needed is a n&ice on their resumes that they mismanaged a conscious plan to c&pot=ation- into create a sustaina charter revocaable future, includtion. This is not A system of ing a set of design merely a detetwould strategies for peorent to corporate objectives: ple to follow. For abuse but a critithe record, I will cal element of an suggest 12. 7. It would reduce absolute con= ~co~o~ica~socie~ - _-because it creates sumption of energy and -natural I. feedback IooPs Take back that prompt acresources among nathe charter.

of socially responsible business are making an outstanding Although effort at reforming corporate charthe tired old ethters may seem to its of commerce, have little to do they are unintenwith sustainability, tionally creating a they are crucial to new &tionale for any long-term companies to promovement toward duce, advertise, restoration of the expand, grow planet. capitalize, and use Read Taking up resources: the Care of Business: rationale that they Citizenship and the are doing good. A Charter of Incarjet flying across the poration, a I992 country, a car rented at an airport, an air-condipamphlet by Richard Grossman tioned hotel room, a truck full of goods, a worker commuting to his or her job - all cause the same and Frank T. Adams (Charter amount of environmental degradation whether Ink, Box806 Camthey’re associated%ith the Body Shop, the Environmental Defense Fund, of R. j. Reynolds. bridge, MA 02140). In it you In order to approximate a sustainable society, we need to describe a system of commerce find a lost history coroorate and production in which each and every act is of power anti citizen inherently sustainable and restorative. Because of involvement that the way our system of commerce is designed, addresses a basic businesses will not be able to fulfil their social and crucial point: contact with the environment or society until Corporations are the system in which they operate undergoes a chartered by, and fundamental change, a change that brings comexist at the behest merce and governance into alignment with the of, citizens. Incornatural world from which we receive our life. There must be an integration of economic, .poration is not a right but a privibiologic, and human systems in order to create a legegranted bythe sustainable and interdependent method of comstate that includes merce that supports and furthers our existence. ’ certain consideraAs hard as we may strive to create sustainability tions such as limon a company level, we cannot fully succeed until

We need to describe a system of commerce and production in which each and every act is inherently sustainable and restoratjve

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$500 billion a year in record-keeping, filing, administrative, legal, and governmental costs--more than the actual amount we pay in personal income taxes. The only incentive in the presenttax system is to cheat or hire a lawyer to cheat for us. The entire GM system must be incrementally replaced over a 20-year period by “Green fees,” taxes that are added onto existing products, energy, services, and materials so that prices in the marketplace more closely approximate true costs. These taxes are not a means to raise revenue or bring down deficits, but must be absolutely

their existing levels (with commensurate tax reduction to offset the increase), the natural inclination to save money will result in carpooling, bicycling, telecommuting, public transport, and more efficient houses. As taxes on artificial fertilizers, pesticides, and fuel go up, again with offsetting reduction in income and payroll taxes, organic farmers will find that their produce and methods are the cheapest means of production (because they truly are), and customers will find that organically grown food is

es, for example, have no alternaher than to lobby for the absurd, Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. ct, a $40 billion to $60 billion investment for a hoped-for supple of oil that would meet U.S. consumption needs for only six months, is the only way an oil company can make money under our current system of commerce. But what if the oil companies formed an oil utility and cut a deal with citizens and taxpayers that allowed them to “invest” in insulation, super-glazed windows, conservation rebates on new automobiles, and the scrapping of old cars? Through Green fees, we would pay them back a return on their conservation investment equal to what utilities receive, a rate of return that would be in accord with how many barrels of oil

grows itself to death. Sound familiar! Our daily doses of toxicity are the prices in the marketplace. They are telling us to do the wrong thing for our own survival. They are lulling us into cutting down oldgrowth forests on the Olympic Peninsula for apple crates, into patterns of produ tion and consumption that are not on1 unsustainable but profoundly short-sighted destructive.

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creativi viayrolls, and real income -- and ignores the thpgs we want to discourage -- degradation, pol tion and depletion. The present US. tax system costs citizens /‘”

cost of non-renewable resources, extractiie energy, and industrial modes of production will be more expensive than renewable resources, such as solar energy, sustainable forestry, w and biological methods of agriculture. Why should the upper middle class be able to afford to conserve while the lower income classes cannot? So far the environmental movement has only made the world better for upper middle class white people, The only kind of environmental movement that can succeed has to start from the bottom up. Under a Green fee system the incentives to save on taxes will create positive, constructive acts that are affordable for everyone. As energy prices go up to three to four times

the cheapest product in the marketplace would be for the customer, the worker, the environmerit, and the company. That is rarely the case today.

Allow

4. resource companies to be utilities.-

An energy utility is an interesting hybrid of public-private interests. A utility gains a market monopoly in exchange for public control of rates, open books, and a guaranteed rate of return. Because of this relationship and the pioneering work of Amory tovins, we now have markets for

. Imagine a system where

possible today.

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WARRIORS SQUASH HAWKS! UW needs win over Windsor and York victory for playoff berth

Warrior Football Saturday, October 16 Waterloo 43, Laurier 35 Saturday, October 23,2 p.m. versus Windsor Lancers (at Seagram Stadium)

The tast five minutes of -last Saturday’s game saw three touchdowns and a goal-line stand which ended up being the most decisive play of the gatie. Mike Matlot broke out on the ground with 220 yards and two touchdowns on 22 carries, almost all in the first half. His performance was good enough to earn CIAU football player of the week honours and vault him into the top-ten ail-time Warrior rushers after only six games. On the Laurier side, quarterback Chris Janzen, who replaced injured starter Bill Kubas in the second half, passed like a man possessed ending with 275 yards and two touchdowns. The first half of the game saw a splendid mix of passing and rushing by Waterloo leading to 22 points and three touchdowns. The Warrior

Warrior Soccer Wednesday, October 13 Waterloo 0, Brock 0 Saturday, October 16 Laurier 1, Waterloo 0 Sunday, October 17 McMaster 1, Waterloo 0 Saturday, October 23, 1 p.m. at Windsor Lancers Sunday, October 24, 1 p.m. at Western Mustangs Athena Soccer Wednesday, October 13 Brock 1, Waterloo 0 Saturday, October 1G Waterloo 1, Laker 1 Sunday, October 17

McMaster 2, Waterloo 0 Saturday, October 23, 3 p.m. at Windsor Lancers Sunday, October 24, 3 pm. at Western Mustangs Athena Fieid Hockey Sunday, October i 7 Western 0, Waterloo 0 Guelph 3, Waterloo 0 Wednesday, October 20 at York Yeomen Friday, October 22, At Nepean

IS. Queen’s Golden Gaels, 2:30 p.m vs. Carleton Ravens, 5130 p.m. Saturday, October 23, At Nepean vs. McGill Redmen, 9:30 a.m. Varsity Cross Country Saturday, October 16

Waterloo Open Saturday, October 23, I p.m. W il fi-id Laurier Open Warrior Rugby Saturday, October 16 McMaster 17, Waterloo 5 Saturday, October 23, I p.m.

versus Western Mustangs (at Columbia Field) Warrior Tennis Saturday, October 16 Waterloo 4, Ottawa 3 Saturday, October 23-24 OUAA Team Finals at York Varsity Rowing Saturday, October 23,8:30 a.m. at McGill Open Varsity Swimming Friday-Saturday, October 23-24 Quad Meet at Laurentian Warrior Hockey Thursday, October 2 1 Waterloo tit Western Saturday, October 23,7:30 p.m. at Windsor Lancers Wednesday, October 27,7:30 p.m. at Laurier Golden Hawks (atnew Waterloo Ret Complex) Warrior Basketball Friday, October 15 Waterloo 91, Sheridan College 86 Saturday, October 16 Waterloo 94, York, 83 Thursday, October 2 1 at Ottawa

Gee Gees

Friday, October 22,2:00 p.m. at Carleton Ravens (all exhibition games) Athena Basketball Friday-Sunday, October 15 17 At Western: McMaster 52, Waterloo 39 Waterloo 60, Carleton 42 Western 64, Waterloo 38 Friday, October 22

Ottawa

Gee Gees

Saturday, October 23 at Carleton Ravens Sunday, October 24

at Queen’s Golden Gaels

Warrior running back Mike Mallot ran roughshod in the tiawk secondary, ringing up 207 yards before half-time. Mallot’s efforts earned him CiAU football player of the week. Photo bY Dave Thomson by Frank Imprint

Seglenieks sp0rt.s

Muddy field conditions helped out last weekend as the Warriors managed to upset the then-fourth-ranked Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks 43-35. Although it was nice to finally see the Warrior defence come up with a big play late in a game, it ended up being too little too late as it will take an upset of epic proportions for Waterloo to see the postseason. Of course, the 3-3 Warriors have to beat the 2-4 Windsor Lancers tomorrow at Seagram Stadium (see preview on page 2l), but the O-6 York Yeomen must also upset the 4-2 Hawks

in North York. The Yeomen’s losing streakextended to 37 games with their 28-16 loss to the Guelph Gryphons. The Hawks fell from fourth to seventh in the ClAlJ’s rankings this week. In other 0UAA action last weekend, the 5- I Western Mustangs vaulted to a number-two CIAU ran king after upsetting the S- I TorontoVarsity Blues 37-15. The Blues went into the game ranked first in the country and slipped to fourth this week. If the ‘Stangs and Blues end the season tied, UWO gets the numbersne seed for the OUAA playoffs by virtue of their win over Toronto. Western hosts McMaster, while Toronto hosts Guelph.

UW swimmers by Natalie Serkin Imprint sports varsity swim team its true potential. The veteran members are using their past swimming experience to help them swim better and faster, while the new team members are eager to race and are speeding through the water. The team travelled to Cuelph fast weekend for an exciting OUlOWlAA relay meet Most local Ontario universities were in attendance. The competition was strong, but nonetheless the Athenas came through in sixth place beating Laureptian, Brock, Laurier, and Ryerson. The Warriors were fifth place, beating Laurentian, York, Brock, Laurier, and Ryerson. All of our swimmers performed well while showing enthusiastic support for fellow members in each race. The team’s best placing relays were the crescendo relay and the men’s and women’s three-by- I 00-metre relay, In the crescendo relay, the first two swimmers Amy Jarvis and rookie Tereza Mace1 swam 50 metres free, followed by Ian Hunt who swam IO0 metres free and rookie ,Ed Furs who finished the race in the 200-metre free. All four had this season’s best split times. The Waterloo

is quickly showing

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tre butterfly relay of Amy Jarvis, Melissa Williams, and Tereza Mace1 was quite

defencethrottled

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potent offence, allowing only a field goal, this with less than a minute left The second half started promising enough with a 56-yard timing pass to Ryan Dolby to put UW up 29-3. A few plays later, Warrior linebacker Andy Allen crushed Laurier starcting QS Bill Kubas like a pup can, sending him from the game with an injury. Janzen was hurried in to take over for the rest of the game. This change fired up the Golden Hawks and the momentum of the game then took a 180,degree turn, making it unimaginable that the same two teams were on the field as in the first half. Laurier starting passing and never looked back,gettingthree touchdowns in eight minutes at the end of the third

out

quarter to close the gap to 29-24. At the same time, Bennet cou tdn’t find anybody to pass to and had to rely on the running game. Unfortunately, Laurier was tailing Mallet so close he couldn’t get out of the huddle without beingtackled. Mallot’s second-half rushing yards: 12. Just when it looked like nothing could stop the momentum Laurier had stored up, Waterloo’s Adrian Thome received a punt and returned it 63 yards for the major and a 34-25 lead with a little over five minutes left on the clock. Undaunted, the Golden Hawks marched down the field eventuallygetting first and goal from she seven-yard line, but in the play of the game, the Warrior defence came through and denied Laurier on third down less than a yard from the end zone. After carceding the safety, Waterloo again had to kick off to Laurier. This time, their series was stopped when Allen intercepted a pass which he returned 70 yiards to put Waterloo up 43-27 with a minute and a half left. However, a nationally-ranked team does not give up so easily. Laurier managed to score a touchdown, convert the two-point conversion, and recover the onside kickoff leaving the score at 43-35. Thus they had 30 seconds left to march down the field. After a series of incompletions from the 35.yard line, the clock finally hit zero. Waterloo was called for being offside and Laurier got another chance. Once again, the Hail Mary was incomplete, but once again Waterloo was offside. Luckily, the Hawks did not use the extra chances they were given, again failing on a desperation pass from the 25 yard-linle, this time with no penalty called. Bennet finished with 215 yards, two touchdowns, and two picks on I I of-20 passing. He also rushed IO times for 6 I yards, but fumbled twice. UW gained 493 yards in total offence, while WLU totalled 45 I.

5th, 6th at Guelph

fast and placed well. The men’s three-by- I 00-metre butterfly relay of Hunt, Furs,and rookie Chris Nagy also swam superbly. This race left the whole team very excited when Hunt swam this season’s first ClAUqualifying time of 59. I3 in his IOO-metre butterfly this early in the

season. This meet gave the coaches a good opportunity to see the rookies swim in some new events. The swimmers were able to select their own events and this gave coaches an idea of peoples preferences. Overall, the team depth has improved since last year. On the previous weekend, October 6, at the PAC, the Athenas And Warriors put forth an incredible effort, narrowly beating the Guelph Gryphons and crushing the Laurier Golden Hawks. In the first event the 400 medley relay the men’s team of Hunt, Furs, Terry Boyko, and Andrew Caftright placed second against Guelph. The women’s team of Jen Beatty, Tereza Macel, Deana Hlywka, and Amy Jarvis placedthird behind Laurierand Guelph. Veteran Terry Boyko had an excellent swim showing his abilities in the SO0 free which he rook first place against two Guelph swimmers and a

second in the 200 back. Veteran Nicole Peters and rookie K&tie McComb put in good efforts in placing second and third against Cuelph in the same event.

The Warrior and Athena swim teams are at laurentian today and tomorrow (Oct. 22-23) for a quad meet. photo Furs had a couple swims, and

stealing first

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to be proving his strong abilities early in the season. Cartright was close behind

his rookie teammate, placing third in the 200 free and second in the I 00 free. Jarvis is keeping up with past per-

in Sudbury

by Angela

Mulholland

placing second in this event Hunt beat Guelph in winning the shortest event of this meet. the 50 free; Andrew Wahbe followed close behind formances,

in third place. Hunt also placed first in the 200 breast.

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Soccer men

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salvage point from Ottawa disappointing week Waterloo pulls by Murk CiwareZla Imprint sports The Warrior soccer team is still fighting for a playoff position after playing three games this week. On Wednesday, they travelled to Brock University. They played a strong game against the Badgers but were unable to put the ball in the net. Thanks to Marc Blake and the Warriors defence they were able to take a draw against Block. On Saturday, the Warriors hosted their crosstown rivals the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks, to whom they have not lost in four years. Unfortu-

nately, the Warriors were unable to continue the tradition. , Although the Warriors came up with a few good scoring opportunities they were unable to take the advantage and were defeated by a score of I-O. On Sunday, the Warriors had to face the McMaster Marauders. Despite the constant downpour of rain, the Warriors played a strong game, but again they iid hot take adv&&e of the slippery conditions. .. In’order for the Warriors to make the playoffs, they have to win both games this weekend against the Western Mustangs and the Windsor Laneers, both road games.

The Warriors need two wins this weekend against Western and Wlndsor to keep their playoff hopes alive. photo by Dave Thomson

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The Warrior tennis team scraped past the University of Toronto for a playoff berth last weekend with a 4-3 win against the Gee Gees in Ottawa. This means that the Warriors will meet Western tomorrow atthe OUAA team finals at York University. The other semi-final sees the Queen’s Golden Gaels taking on the York Yeomen. As last weekend began, UW and U. of T. were tied for the last playoff spot, with Toronto holding seven matches in hand. The Warriors needed as many wins as the Blues in half as many matches to take the last spot. The team got off to a running start as Richard Straka manhandled Ottawa’s number-one player. Straka used his powerful forehand and pinpoint serve to perfection in coasting to a 6- I, 6-O win. It was the exclamation point to a perfect season for him, which he finished with a flawless 7-O singles record. AI bert Tseng was equally impressive in his singles victory. Tseng combined kick and slice serves with angle volleys to win 4-3, 6-I. Peter Worthing came back after losing the first set 6-4 to win the next two 6-3,6-4. Steven Frith and Geoffrey Downey were not as fortunate in their singles matches. Ottawa had a surprise waiting for Frith in the person of a Russian exchange student playing his first league mate h. Not expecting such a strong player in the fourth spot, Frith was unable to get his bearings before the match was over.

Downey was unable to adapt to the slow surface and lost 4-6,5-7. With only a 3-2 lead after the singles, sweeping the doubles matches was essential. This, however, was not to be. Worthing and Downey lost the first set in a tiebreaker I I-9, went

down two breaks early in the second set, and eventually lost it 6-4. Straka and Tseng salvaged the day by reeling off four games in a row in the last set to win 6-I, 5-7, 6-4. The Warriors finished the day with a 4-3 victory in matches.

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Ah, field hockey in the rain. Wet grass galore . . +what more could the Athenas ask for? Saturday, October 16 dawned rainy and mostly shitty as Waterloo travelled to Western to face the Mustangs and the Guelph Gryphons. their comDetition for third-place . in the OWIAA: At I p.m., the Athenas pitted themselves against the Western Mustangs,

Western has achieved its portion of the three-way tie through sheer tenacity -- lord knows it’s not through skill at field hockey; finesse players they are

not. So, the entire match was physical and choppy; it lacked any sot-t of continuity because the fouling necessitated umpire intervention about every two minutes. Outside of that, Waterloo played a good, smart game, moving the ball well with the forwards making aggres-

sive cuts and the defenders working well together. A frustrating experience: to be playing well and still see the ball refuse to go in the net. But, as a small consolation, Western couldn’t score either. Waterloo desparately wanted a win from this game, but had to settle for a scoreless tie. Now, some genius of scheduling made up the draw for the day. West: ern played at IO:00 a.m. and I :00 p.m., Guelph played at IO:00 a.m. and 3:00

p+m., and Waterloo played at I :OO p.m. and 3100 p.m. -- go figure. After playing Western, the Athenas were dogged and they were due to start their next match versus Guelph in 45 minutes. The first half went well with the good things from the Western game being repeated successfully. But by halftime, the Athenas had been working hard for I05 minutes. Questionable umpiring awarded Guelph three strokes (like penalty kicks in soccer, penalty strokes are assessed

Oosterveld TKOs McBean at Western by Tara O’Doherty Itnptint sports Janine Oosterveld led the Athena rowing team last weekerr‘d with a firstplace finish in the women’s single event at the annual Western Invitational. Her performance earned her UW athlete of the week honours. It was an intimidating race for this three-year veteran; her final was filled with popular and internationally ranked like Marnie McBean. women Oosterveld was lucky -- McBean and the rest of the national team women who were in that race were only considering it exhibition. Whether the race was exhibition

or not, Oosterveld rowed a strong race and placed first over the other varsity participants. What did she learn from her race with the Big Dogs? Simple: when it is cold and raining, a rower should wear pants, not shorts. Oosterveld did have her pants on, for her second-place finish in the women’s double along with her partner Heather Holden. The two women teamed up with Shannon Allan and Cindy Constable and cox Tara O’Doherty for a thirdplace . finish in the women’s four. The successful team of Allan and Constable brought about a strong second-place finish in the women’s light-

Athenas fhkt”“i in UW-hosted by Shemy Curter Imprint sports There is only one week left before the OUAA and OWIAA Cross Country Championships and, last Saturday (October l6), the Athenas proved they were ready for the challenge. Although still not competingwith a full team, the Athenas placed second in the Waterloo Invitational cross country meet. The first runner for Waterloo, Sarah Brown, finished ninth in the field of 101. She admitted at the end of the race that it was her best race all season. Good running Sarah! The speedy Judith LeRoy was at her heels, finishing tenth and eagerly anticipating the next race. Chasing after Brown and LeRoy, finishing third for the Athenas and placing 12th in the field was Sherry Carter. Brown, LeRoy, and Carter have been nicknamed the terrible trio, due to their team work during practice and races. The team work has increased team spirit throughout the season and will be a benefit at the OWIAA championships. Running very strong races and

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weight double. Fourth-place finishes were seen by the men’s double, men’s single (Crouse), and lightweight men’s four. The women’s four with cox, lightweight men’s double, and men’s heavyweight double also had respectable placing in their finals. This weekend, the team is off to Montreal for the McGill Invitational. October 30 will see the Ontario universityfinals; the regatta is being held at the Royal Canadian Henley Course in St. Catharines. Come out and show your suppot-t, The women’s team hai an excellent chance of capturing more than just one gold.

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placing 17th and 24th were Julia Norman and rookie Sarah Thompson respectively. Both Norman and Thompson have shown tremendous improvement over the last few weeks and should continue to due so until the OWIAA finals. Rounding out the runners for the Athenas were Cheryl Turner, Cindy Koo, Louise Touesnard and Julie Murray, finishing 62nd, 63rd, 80th and 84th respectively. All have put in a very aggressive season of training and are a valuable asset to the team. All runners put forth their best effort despite the wet conditions. Congratulations to all runners and keep training hard as the best is yet to come.

Coaches Brent McFarlaneand John Swarbrick and trainer Kevin Blake were as wet as the runners as they cheered them on to finish the race strong. However, next week they will have to cheer even louder as running strong is even more important. The race was a dry run for most competitors as the OUAA and OWIAA cross country championships will be run on the same course in one week. Many spectators showed their support for all the teams despite the rainy weather. Next week we hope to see more as our teams enjoy a cheering crowd. The racing begins at I I :00 a.m. on Saturday, October 30 and is sure to exciting to watch.

for deliberate fouling in the scoring circle) during game play. But the Gryphons could convert only of these chances. Late in the game, Guelph scored two quick goals for a final score of 3-O. The Athenas played York on Wednesday and travel to Ottawa today and tomorrow (October 22-23) to participate in their final regular-season tournament, this one against Carleton, McGill, and Queen’s. -

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The Waterloo Warriors fell short once again last Saturday in matches against McMaster. Both teams played well enough to win, but as has been the pattern this year, crucial errors and lapses in concentration prevented the sides from emerging with victories. Qn a surprisingly warm but very wet Saturday afternoon, the Warrior varsity squad was playing for the right to remain in the OUAA first division. (At the end of each season, the lastplace team in Division I switches places with the first-place team in Division II.) The first half of the match was completely dominated by our boys in the bumblebee jerseys. They demonstrated, once again, that they are capable of playing against the best the league has to offer and to dominate them, just as they did against Queen’s* After 25 minutes of camping out in the Mac 22metre zone, Waterloo managed to score the first points of the game. Awarded a strum about ten yards out, the Warriors called the eight-man pickup play from the base of the strum. Captain Greg Laycock took the ball to the open side and met the Mac defence head-on about five yards out. lie was not to be denied, however, and, with the help of flankers Randy Martin and Milan Popovic, dragged three Mac defenders over the goal line with him for the five points. Simon Lewis missed the

two-point convert, but Waterloo found it surprisingly ahead of a Mac side supposedly far superior according to the league record. The rest of the first continued to be dominated by the Warriors. The Waterloo pack was especially impressive in rucks and mauls given the obvious size advantage that the Mac pack enjoyed over them. The wet conditions favoured a rucking and mauling style of play as opposed to an open style. As a result, Mac continually kept the ball in the forwards, frequently spreading the ball to a flanker waiting on the outskirts of the ruck or maul. Once again, UW’s flankers were able to defend this quite effectively and neutralized their offense for most of the ftrst half of play. The turning point of the match came with zero minutes left in the first half. On one of the rare forays by Mac into Waterloo’s half of the field, they were awarded a strum I5 metres out from the Waterloo try line. From the ensuing ruck, they spread the ball out wide to the wing. Unfortunately, Waterloo found itself over committed to the ruck and did not have the numbers to cover the extra players in the Mac line. The winger had an easy stroll into Waterloo’s end zone for the five points. After the missed conversion attempt, the ref blew the whistle leaving the score at S-5 at the halfway point. The second half was a much more even affair, with Mac clearly demon-

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strating their superiority in the lineouts, but still having dificultywith a smaller Waterloo pack in the rucks and mauls. As has been characteristic of the Warriors all season, a couple of slip-ups at crucial times eventually cost them the match. One huge mistake was a series of missed tackles on Mac’s eighth man. Similar to Laycock’s try in the first half, he picked up the ball from the base of his own strum. Three missed tackles later, he was over the line for five more points. A few key missed tackles were also responsible for the third Mac try. The Warriors are a young side, made of six rookies and five second-year players. Next season, they will be more accusiomed to

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level and should be able to cut down on mental errors and lapses in intensity during a match. There is not too much to choose between any of the teams in the OUAA, and it is most often the team that plays hard for a full 80 minutes that emerges victorious. Waterloo is not a I-5 team as its record would suggest, They have the talent to be competitive in this league, but perhaps because they are so young, it is as yet a little raw. Anyway, back to the match. There was little else of interest that occurred in the game, aside from the penalty meted out to veteran speedster Josh Windsor for retaliation. At the final whistle, the Warriors once again had to stomach the bitter taste of a largely undeserved loss. They now fall to l-5, and face a must-win situation tomorrow at I :00 p.m. against the Purple Satan Western Mustangs, on the Columbia Field. Be there and cheer your Warriors on to victory and the right to remain in the first division where they rightfully belong. The Junior Varsity side once again fell victim to the good kicking of the opposition. Despite scoring two tries to one, the match was decided by the boot of the Mac kicker who made the match-winning kick late in the second half to hand the Warriors an I l-10 loss. The match was very even for the most part, but it was the Waterloo backline that impressed most on the day. Despite the conditions and dearth of good ball due thereto, the backs made the most of every opportunity with excellent handling and good hard,

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and, most importantly, straight running. Showcasing these skills especially effectively was Jay Urn at fullback. Time after time, he ran hard and straight up the field at the Marauder defense, always managing to break at least one tackle and demonstrating amazing unwillingness to go down and stay down by continually getting back up and carrying on running until brought for good by more than one defender. On these occasions, the Waterloo forwards finding themselves going forward as a result of Urn’s straight running were able to support him effectively and to ruck over a retreating Mac pack to win possession of the ball. This is very important in rugby. A pack with its momentum going forward is much more effective than a pack that has to retreat to support a back at a breakdown in play. Urn was able to help his pack out immensely on the day, simply by virtue of running straight up the field. This brings up another key point about counterattacks in rugby. Running sideways accomplishes nothing except to restrict the amount of room available to one’s teammates to use when they receive the ball. Running straight up, even if into the heart of the opposition defence, frees up room on the wings for second-phase ball and, as already pointed out, helps out the pack to win the ball more easily. Urn also managed to contribute to the first Waterloo score of the game when the ball was spread down the line quickly out to the wing, each back except the blindside winger getting his

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hands on the ball before it eventually landed in Jeff Naylor’s hands. Finding miles of space outside, due to good straight running and quick passing by the Warrior backs, Naylor beat his man outside with sheer pace and scampered 40 metres to touch the ball down in the corner and give Waterloo the 50 lead. Before the half, Mac managed a penalty in reply to make the score 5-3 at the half. The second half was a fast-paced affair and exciting to watch. At about the 20”minute mark, Waterloo produced the highlight play o’ the day. From a set strum about I5 metres out, flyhalf Steve Goodacre called a sunburst. The play was perfectly executed and Corey Richards took the ball from Naylor outside handing it off to Jerome MacGregor who eluded one tackle to go over for the major. The score was IO-3 after the missed conversion attempt and thing were looking good for Waterloo. But again, it was not to be. Mac scored a try late late in the game to make score I O-8 after they missed the convert. Then with very little time left they were awarded a penalty after some good pressure on the Waterloo try line. The kicker put it through to give the Marauders a narrow I I-IO victory and to hand the JVs yet another heart-breaking loss. The JVs are I - I-4 on the season. Two of the losses, one to Guelph and this one, were lost by a combined total of three points. Once again I urge all rugby fans to come out tomorrow and support the Warrior rugby teams in their bids to end the season on a winning note.

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Puck Warriors up for regular by Nicholas Mew Imprint sports With the final two exhibition games played last weekend, the Waterloo Warrior hockey squad sets itself to begin the regular season last night (Thursday) against Western and Saturday down to the border at Windsor. The road to the border is a familiar one, as the same route was taken by the Warriors when they travelled to Western Michigan University and Notre Dame for their final pre-season tilts, both losses. Friday, October 15, the Ice-Men played the very strong Western Michiia; Broncos in their beautiful arena, zomplete with souvenir booths, excellent concessions, a well-equipped and comfortable press-box (my home throughout the game), and of course screaming fans who had some well rehearsed cheers. After the first period, the score was I-O for the Broncos, as the Warriors played them tight and close. Goaltender James Organ was absolutely brilliant, and he had to be, as he was liberally peppered with shots. By the end of two, the score was 4- I for the Yankee boys (many ofwhom are actually Canucks, some from this

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area) with the lone goal for the Warriors by Steve Woods. It looked like the Warriors would keep the game close, but the third period proved this assessment to be erroneous. At the opening of the final frame, it was obvious that some of the Warriors had already gone home, even though they were on the ice. Those players who were giving it their all had little support, especially goalie Nathan Cressman, who replaced Organ midway through the second. With defencemen refusingto clear the puck or come back to protect Cressman, he was forced to try to do it all. Stupid penalties didn’t help the Ice-Men either, resulting in even more shots for the Broncos. -The third saw six goals scored against the -Warriors, for a final score of IO- I. An interesting note was that the Michigan media played this game up as brother versus brother, since Nathan Cressman’s younger brother Matt is a forward for the Broncos, while their father Dave is the associate teach of the Warriors. Saturday saw a much closer game at Notre Dame, in front of fans who were lacking in knowledge concerning hockey. The game itself had been moved from a 7:30 p.m. start to a 2:00

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p.m. start to accommodate the Notre Dame footbatl game that was on national TV. The Notre Dame team had fewer Canadians than the Broncos, and it was much weaker. The final score was 4-3 for Notre Dame, and it was the third frame again that hurt the Warriors, as they gave up 3 goals to negate their 3I lead. The Waterloo team played a very clutch-and-grab style game at times, which is well within the rules, but certainly not to the liking of the Americans in attendance at the Notre Dame arena. It was apparent that they were not used to these games, preferring a free skating type Of match. -With the exhibition games over, and the injuries healing, the Warriors will provide a much tougher time for their opponents than was shown in the pre-season. The final roster has been set, with a few surprise deletions and the subsequent addition of some prior cuts, so the Warriors are now ready for the Ice Wars. Their first game in Waterloo is next Wednesday (Oct. 27 against Laurier at the new Waterloo Recreation Complex, an excellent facility for watching hockey, while their first home game is on November 5 versus Western at the Icefield.

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Freshman Trevor Denstedt placed second against Laurier in the 200 individual medley and third in the 200 back, while fellow rookie Deanna Hlywka placed second against Laurier in the 200 individual medley and the same in the 200 back. Jarvis and Mace1 decided to be brave and swim the 200 fly, placing first and second respectively. Athena jen Beatty showed her strengths in the IO0 free with a third against Guelph. While good effort was seen by rookie Veronica Stephenson who placed third against Laurier. Veteran Brian Roughley had an incredible swim in the 400 free beating Guelph, aided by rookie Edgar Seiden who came in third-Athena rookie Laura

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byPeterBrown Imprint sports Yup, those Warriors are still alive in the playoff hunt, but they must depend upon help from an unlikely source. If Waterloo beats the Windsor Lancers tomorrow at Seagram Stadium and theYorkYeomen upset the Wilfrid Lauricr Golden Hawks up in North York, then UW will take WLU’s place in the hunt for the Vanier Cup. The latter is not too likely, but the former should not be much of a problem. In amild upset, the Lancers dumped the McMaster Marauders 22- I6 last weekend, but that should be the highlight of their season. In fact, Windsor has replaced McMaster as the defensive doormat for the OUAA’s high-flying offences. The Lancers have allowed a conference-high 240 pointsso far this year. When you take away the 26 points allowed in their wins over Mac and York, that leaves 214 points in only four games, an average of over 53 per game. Windsor is also dead last in yards allowed. The Lancer offence is a bit more average, ranked sixth in yards gained and having scored I 30 points, one more than Waterloo. Running back Ozzie Nether-sole is a distant third in OUAA rushing, behind Western’s Tim Tindale and UW’s Mike Mallot, with 470 yards on 72 carries. Nethersole is also a special teams

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few veterans out and a lot of rookies. Keep your eyes peeled for the refs’ new t-shirts. As for the teams themselves, the A-league has many new recruits who used to play in B. A lot of the faithful teams and their captains are back. So, if you’re bored of those Tuesday night classes and are not into Alternative Tuesdays at the ‘Shelter, then come on out and cheer on yourfavourite team(s).

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There is a number of activities taking place this week in Campus Recreation, such as the CPR classes and soccer playoffs this weekend. So if you have some free time, come and see some bodies in action, over at the Columbia Soccer Fields. And now for a report on the volleyball league and student assistant positions available for the spring term.

Student

Assistant Positions Available for the Spring Term I994 Every term Campus Recreation offers the following positions to fulltime students to assist in successful running of all types of programs. It is not only an excellent way to make some pocket money, but also a great way to make some new friends and gain a valuable leadership experience. If this sounds like you, come by the PAC ofice and fill out an application as soon as possible. Below are the descriptions of positions being offered:

Volleyball League by Tammy Webster, Convener The competitive volleyball season has finally gotten under way. There were no major catastrophes in the scheduling or in the first games. This term has the largest number of teams to date. We allowed 43 men’s teams and IO women’s teams. The maximum number of teams allowed is 56. All we needed were three more women’s teams and the league would have been full. Maybe next term, we’ll see more women out to play some volleyball. The refs this term are attending a couple of clinics to tty and improve the volleyball reffing this term. We have a

A. Aquatics Coordinators (2) are responsible for the organization and administration of the swimming program. Duties include:

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conducting clinics for referees for each sport and tournament; 3. working with referee-in-chief to insure that all referees are present at each game, and aware of the rules and emergency procedures. F. Coordinutor of Conveners ( I /2) is responsible for coordinating the convenors of all competitive C-R leagues through: I. assisting in the scheduling of league and playoff meetings and games; 2. training conveners to do weekly standings; 3. being a member of the Conduct Board; 4. ensuring that all conveners are aware oi emergency procedures. G. Fitness Coordinators (I /2): I. Instructional Coordinator is responsible for the organization and administration of the fitness instructional program. Duties include: (a) assisting in staff selection with the administrative coordinator and the coordinator of Campus Recreation; (b) planning of at least three staff training sessions; (c) administration and assisting in the running of the fitness instructors course; (d) assisting in the evaluation of fitness instructors 2+ Administrative Coordinator is responsible for: (a) selecting staff, class assignment, and instructors’ organizational meeting; (b) supervising staff includingcommunications, replacements, and payroll; (c) assisting the instructional coordinator with staff evaluations; (d) being available for the evening of fitness registration in order to assist where needed. /-I. Cnstructiond Coordinators (2) are responsibleforcoordinatingallinstructional programs except fitness and aquatic programs. Duties include: I. recruiting and hiring of all instructional staff; 2. planning and running of instructional organizational meetings; 3. su-

pervision and evaluating of instructors; 4. instructor payroll. 1. Promotiorrs Coordinutor ( I) is responsible for promoting the C-R program through: 1. assisting with the preparation of next term’s C-R brochure and distribution of the present terms brochure; 2. promoting the C-R program through various campus media; 3, maintaining and updating bulletin board displays in the PAC and Icefield. 1. Special frojects Coordinator is responsible for a variety of tasks on a contract basis with the coordinator of Campus Recreation. Tasks to include self-directed study, problem solving, and will focus around improving and promoting the Campus Ret program.

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ensuring that there is an adequate supply of photographs for the next term’s brochure; 2. keeping a photographic inventory of all C-R activities, leaders, and functions; 3. assisting the administrative assistant with the layout of next term’s brochure; 4. organizing and coordinating at least one special event per term. There are also convener and referee positions available for the spring term. Apply at PAC office for these. Important Dates: Oct. 23 - BRFC. 630-O I, I I a.m. - 2 p.m-, pool - BREC 631-01, II a.m. - 2 p*m.+ pool - soccer playoffs begin Oct. 25 - soccer playoff mtg, 4145-6 p.m., MC 4040 - soccer ref playoff mtg, 6 p.m,, MC 4040 - STROK IOO-01, 8:30 - IO p.m., pool Oct. 26 - mixed v-ball tournament cpt mtg, 5 p.m., PAC IO0 I Oct. 28 - CPR 352~03,6 - 9 p.m-, PAC 1001

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Fish, Stas, and Vi by Pam Gems playing tonight and tomorrow night at 8 p.m., in the Theatre of the Arts.

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On Wednesday I went to see a play called “Dusa, Fish, Stas, and Vi”. And now I have the opportunity to write about it. I’m by no means whatsoever a theatre critic. The great thing, however, about constitutional guarantees of freedom of speech is that no one can stop me from offering opinions on topics I know nothing about. Dusa, Fish, S&as & Vi are four 9 twentysomething women presently living in a London flat and, like most other women, these ones have to deal with men problems and their girlfriend’s men problems. While such problems can often be funny, Pam Gems’ play tackles them from a serious angle with a healthy dose of comic relief provided by jennifer Clark’s Vi, the youngest and most innocent of the four cast. Fish is older, but not the heck of a lot wiser. This spoiled child is innocent in the way most wealthy people areand is played by Emily Madghachian, who makes her acting debut in this role. Stephanie McCarthy returns to

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the stage as Dusa, who has been friends with Fish since their college years, but who also has had two children and a separation since graduation. Stas is the oldest and very much in control of most of the men and sitwtions she encounters, although the au-

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dience learns even she isn’t infallible. In this role, Sarah Weber is playing an American and therefore is saved from having to speak in a British accent, a chore the other three consistently did quite well. The actresses all play their char-

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Gertrude Stein’s I923 ‘word portrait’ of Pablo Picasso, titled “If I Told Him Would lie Like It”, a cubist description of the artist. Picasso, in his cubist period, looked at and exposed images from different angles. A simple object like a tea cup would become a complex collage of shapes and solids viewed from top and

them compelling the viewer to see objects in different ways. This is what Hatch attempts in his multimedia presentation. The audience is subjected to a continuous stream of visual human and mechanical images, sound variation and conceptual speech that expose> ideas from every viewpoint allowing for a

bottom, inside and out. Those who have viewed Picasso’s work and thought it childlike, lacking the qualities of’real’art, would problably place Hatch’s work in the same category. Picasso’s idea of art broke the social norms by taking objects normally painted academically and distorting

wide range of expression. Instead of a theatre of sound, the audience is subjected to a multiplicity of ideas, making the sound visual. A cubist interpretation incorporated into the dance movements brought Picasso’s work to life. Dancers moved as if they were trying to

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Is it Music? Is it Theatre? There are musicians, actors, singers and dancers but unlike conventional opera or theatre the musicians perform these roles creating a highly abstract, visual sound-image. In this relatively new art form called ‘instrumental theatre’ the musician becomes art not to be viewed but mther a . process for the audience to become a part of. Mounting

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tive, four part, instrumental theatre written by Canadian composer Peter Hatch who is also associate professor of music at Wilfrid Laurier University and artistic director of NUMUS Concerts of Waterloo. The text of the piece is from

acters quite convincingly, which develop at a pleasing pace through the play’s duration. It is unfortunate that more people weren’t there for opening night, but apparantly Numus’s Mounting Picasso playing a couple hundred yards away had a relatively poor turnout as well. l can’t quite say for sure what this play is actually about, or what it’s deep, inner message may be, but I know I enjoyed it. Put simply, four talented actresses helped out by some carpenters, sound and electrical people, a director and other behind-the-scenes pcople all did a good job. I’m sure “Dusa” had technical errors someone else might have noticed but. . : well, think of it this way - I don’t lika the flesh tone used in The Simpsons, but I still like most episodes. The music wafi’t too loud, the lighting was okay, the phone stopped ringing when it was picked up . . . “Dusa” is the first play of the Drama Department’s 25th anniversary season and although it is a small production, the quality is consistent with previous efforts I’ve seen. See it and enjoy.

TtCCrSSO break out of the confines of Picasso’s complex analytical paintings as they struggled in irregular patterns sometimes ending in poses reminiscent of Picasso’s cubist figures. The Blue Rider Ensemble, for whom the piece is written, is a Music Theatre group that looks at the relationship between the composer, the performer and the audience through their everchangingstyles of music. The music performed is a mixture of everything from classical, ja2z to new age music. The audience becomes involved in the creative process through Hatch challenging the audience to accept new ways of listening. The audience was shocked by the direct lack of alienation that usually occurs in the standard theatrical format The musicians directly interacted with the audience,breaking the invisible wall between actor and viewer. Attempts to converse with the audience resulted in a swell of perplexion, pointing out the truth about conventional social norms in theatre. This element of Mounting Picasso is what makes instrumental theatre participatory. Hatch develaped a performance that displayed the cast in all lights, from all angles as musicians, dancers, actors and people. The event was sponsored by the Ontario Arts Council and the Canada Council.

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October by Peter Imprint

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Art gives good head. Or so the T-shirts say. The crowd at the sold-out show nearly tore Art to bits as he put on an energetic show that had us gasping for more... ...well. not really. The truth is that At-t Bergman was probably more in his element playing his brand of rock-with-punk-attitude at Phil’s to forty people than he would have been as a New Music God in Fed Hall or some other house o’ music in T.O.; he got to hork on the stage, call for beers, turn his back to the audience, kick his legs around, babble between tunes, sing pot songs, get heckled, etc. He did look a little awkward doing it considering that he’s not the youngest of lads anymore, but who gives a shit - him and the 4 other guys in his band came all the way from Vancouver to give Ontario a little bit of that B.C. punk just when we need it the most. Would you want to go all that way and have to play Moxy Frtivous songs? We appreciated the effort, and if Art really gives... hey, wait a minute -

I think this is a pun. Get it? Aural sex.’ Aural, oral, aural, oral. The man from B.C. played for just over an hour going through tons of his tunes, including”Empty House*‘, “Bound For Vegas”, and some others that he described as “a couple pot songs”. I’m starting to get the im-

pression that singing pot songs is becoming the next trendy thing to do. But An doesn’t seem to be the kind of guy to give in to trends. He looks like he’s been smoking pot for as long as Uw’s been a university, and to give the guy some credit he knew his repertoire well and sang and played strongly, while being completely trippy and incoherent between songs. Sort of a rock and roll Zen: don’t think, just do. Besides, he gives good head. Opening band September Child were somewhat different. They came off as a box of well crafted musicians, deeply aged in Door’sstyle posing, with a light touch of Canadian folk. They also rocked like Gordon Lightfoot (don’t laugh) doing Metallica tribute, slowed the music down for some spoken-word, and played songs about Oka, a harlequin, a girl called crazy Annie, and more (the group Harlequin, coincidentally, were also Canadian). These guys drove 6 hours from Ottawa to play and promote themselves, and I admire their dedication. Faster Canadians, go go go. Next time Art Bergman comes to Phil3 go check him out, andmaybe you’ll be one of those lucky forty people. Faster Bergman, go go go, Always stay in focus. And let Art give you good head.

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Friday October 14th and I’m not at Oktoberfest--a concept unfamiliar to most UW students. Instead I sat in a severely comfortably-challenged church pew for 2 hours listening to 2 great soon-to-be-discovered Canadian performers. Connie Kaldor and Cate Friesen played to a packed Emmanuel Church, to those of us who refuse to allow Oktoberfest to permeate into our lives. Connie apologized for the lack of accordion in her sets but her voice surely made up for this lack of polka instruments. Kaldor’s most recent album, Wood River, dominated the songs in both of her sets. Kaldor instantly made the audience feel as if they were on her couch in the living room just blasting out some tunes and having a relaxing time. 80th Kaldor and Friesen are from

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Tonight at the Bombshelter, two entertainers, Jonathan Richman and Paul MacLeod, will showcase their unique styles. Both men rely solely on one guitar and their voices and both sing songs about their experiences in life. The first entertainer tonight will be local guitar. legend Paul MacLoed whose self produced cassette “Stuart” has been disappearing from store shelves across the region. His mix of subtle melodies and lyrics about life experiences will be sure to entertain and any similarities between his singing voice and Michael Stipe is purely coincidental. He has also been known to share the stage will Canadian music big wigs the Skydiggers, Waltons, and Rheostatics. After Paul will come a man whose innocent songs and lively I’m a mb djnaSaUr= rock and roll have earned him a deband called the Modern Lovers and voted following to those who have started writing songs about how love been lucky enough to hear himJonathan and life sucks. However, on a trip to Richman comes from the Boston area Bermuda with The Modern Lovers, and grew up associating with the likes he lost the uptight rock and roll of Velvet Underground. He formed a attitude and learned to play music to

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make people happy (at least that’s the story he tells during his concert). The original Modern Lovers broke up with some oftheir numbersforming The Cars and The Talking Heads. Jonathan simplified the Modern Lovers to a snare drums, bass and one guitar. He started writing happy songs about little dinosaurs, his jeans or mystic fairy tales spreading joy and happiness at all his live shows. He now lives in Nevada with his wife and two kids but still continues to write songs about life, love, and the world around him. Recognition for Jonathan has been slow in coming but is building, most notably an appearance as the second musical guest on Latenight with Conan O’Brien. As well, bands are starting to cover his songs in concert, most recently Red Kross did a version of “That Summer Feeling” at their recent concert at Fed Hall. When you go and see Jonathan Richman remember hat he likes it when the audience claps along, as well if you think that he keeps looking at you during the concert don’t worry, he does that to everyone. And be sure to go early enough to catch Paul MacLoed opening.

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It won’t necessarily be everyone’s cup of tea and there are no promises it’ll be pretty, but fans of intense rock won’t want to stray far from the Bombshelter this coming Thursday October 28th as Waterloo once again welcomes punk rock superstars Eric’s Trip from Moncton, New Brunswick. The date’s an interesting one in

Peter Gzowiki’s CBC Radio Morningside show, Madeans magazine, and a threepage Harpers f3uzular feature, all on the burgeoning maritime music scene, I wanted to find out whether Love Tarc~‘s acoustic lead-off track “Behind the Garage” was in any fashion a deliberate effort to promptly repudiate the “Grunge” label that’s constantly being thrown Down East. Doiron denies it. “About half of our material are slower, more reflective and moody pieces in the first place, so the decision to put it in as the introductory song was conscious by Rick (White, guitaristl singerlsongwritef) only insofar as it worked in context with

ttack Songs About Chris EP and their contribution to the Never Mind The Molluscs comand in total their year which commenced March with their brilliant Peter EP on Murderecords. As if expectations for the new album and Bomber performance weren’t enough to induce gleeful salivation, JIYIprint received an advance copy of Love Tora and was privileged an view with Eric’s Trip’s deligh bassist and singer Julie Doiron, for the band’s forthcoming tou the eastern United States. Given the rampant stereo-typing from a recent CTV News special, a feature on old-fart

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precise about the editing process, not just within the songs but also between them. We’re both avid photographers (their work ocfoms the new album jacket) and very concerned with the order and flow of how a series of photos should be arranged, and, naturally, we like to lavish the same attention with our music. “But you’re quite right about us not wanting to be perceived as a grunge band. That’s a very narrow and unfortunate impression for people who don’t know anything about us.” A particularly great feature about Eric’s Trip’s whole approach toward the music business is their remarkably strong Do It Yourself ethos. Besides the obvious writing and performing, the band also records all of their material in the basement on four and eight-track themselves, produces all of it’s own artwork and photography, and designs all of their merchandised t-shirt prints. Many bands could attempt to do the same thing if only for reasons of selfobsession, and fail miserably doLove Julia ing it, Not so with Eric’s Trip. rstleft to wonder whether Sub Pop, their Their designs are all gaphically fi rate and strikingly original. celebrated American record company, But when you consider that the isn’t just a little bit concerned about handing over such control and power foursome also perform live with the ~ most minimal br lighting imaginable, to a bunch of green maritimeA all in ple lightbulbs are taped to oorfor backlighting), one’s ny expects a stron

record companies are plain and simply in the business of manufacturing the next Led Zeppelin? “Not really,” Doiron responds. “Our records do sound slightly unpolished, like demo-tapes actually, but then that’s our sound and that’s the sound which interested Sub Pop in the first place. There’s never been any pressure applied to us by either the label or our management. Thankfully nothing other than support. “As far as that our budget’s extremely small, Sub Pop don’t have to worry about how financially abusive we could be, so that’s a headache they don’t have to think about. And it’s great for us because we can add a touch of artistic mystery and at the same time avoid having to sweat about recouping major losses on our initial album sales. Besides, the recordings are, in their own way I think, really clean and fresh. “The two lightbulbs are still our main source of lighting. We like to see our audience and we’re still a little bit too shy about having our faces flooded with tights. “Basically we play live-the same we do in our basement. It’s just that now we have lots of friends in the room sharing the moment with us.” She’s right. Don’t mistake or short-changeyourself on this one. The xperience

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Simulated orgies onstage. Madonna goes topless wearing flesh coloured pasties on her nipples. Lawyers are present at concert rehearsals to tell her how far she can legally go. These are some of the stories that “leaked out” about Madonna’s current Girlie Show World Tour. Well, I was there to see the North American debut, and I had third row centre seats, but none of the above rumours had anything to do with the Broadway Musical that ensued. Actually, for Madonna this is an unusually low key project: she’s not on the cover of Vanity Fair this month, she wasn’t on Arsenio last week. A lot of people didn’t even know she was on tour. We knew about Sex a year before it came out. We always know what she’s doing, whether we want to or not. So what’s the deal this time? Apparently she’s focusing on countries that haven’t been “converted” yet, places like Turkey and Israel which haven’t allowed her to pet= form before. Or one could say it was aimed away from a North American pop-ulation that isn’t interested in her anymore. But Blonde Ambition was her World Domination Pilgrimage. Over the past ten years she has held out attention as she wove increasingly controversial topics into her pop songs, creating over-reactions and cuntroversy. aMund the world. Everyone talks about her as if she’s a personal acquaintance. People admire her or dismiss her, but everybody has an opinion of her, and now everyone says she’s reached her limit; she’s not interesting anymore. She knows that. But you’re still going to read this article. All she wants is for people to talk. Fifty thousand fans still managed to find out about the show and poured into the SkyDome the nights of October I I & 12. I had been there in I990 to see Blonde AmbC Madonnation, and had been surprised at how lifeless and conservative the crowd was at such a thoroughly amazing performance. This time the Dome was full of screaming and dancing fans of all ages, it was the show that lacked energy. Inside, the stage was concealed by a massive red curtain above which glowed the sign Girlie Show. The Dome screamed its collective lungs our as the gritty “Erotica” began. The curtains were drawn to reveal a 70 foot pole, like Le Cirque du SoIeeil,down which slid not a transvestite fireman, but a topless female dancer., This entrance upstaged Madonna’s own simple rise from the stage on a turntable. One would have expected Madonna to slither down the pole topless, or begin the show instead with the more dramatic opening to “Deeper and Deeper,” in which she descended to the stage clinging to a giant disco ball. This kind of toned downness was the surprise of the evening. Everything was well done, but underdone. Almost humble. Compared to the visual pletho,ra

play of submission and domination, salvation and sin, the Girlie Show relied more heavily on costume and props than interpretive movementand mixed metaphor. Unlike the narrative development of Blonde Ambition, the Girlie Show was much more vaudevi IIe. Madonna sang (or spoke) most of the songs, and gave them that high nasal register that is unmistakably hers. The harmonies with Nikki and Donna were beautiful, and Madonna’s voice came clearly through. But the musical selection was surprising: of the fourteen songs performed, seven were from Erotica. “La lsla Bonita” and “Express Yourself’ were the only representatives of her two biggest albums. But she did sing “I’m Going Bananas!” It was more of a Latest Shits than a Greatest Hits. The “simulated orgy” turned out to be a segment of “Holiday” when the dancers pulled a large white satin sheet over them, and we saw their shadows bumping and grinding. No big woop. And she didn’t expose her breasts

workingof”LikeAVirgin”(pronounced Wir-gin) as a manly, throaty Marlene Dietrich complete with top hat, tails, and cane. For this song, which she performed alone, the plain black stage set effectively suggested a more intimate cabaret setting. “Holiday” was presented as a Free Love Fest meshed with tongue-in-cheekU.S. Military drills. Male tongue in male cheek. Madonna took this opportunity to demand the usual recognition as the boss, and we obediently called “Yes-Sir-Missus-SirYes-Sir.” Plus we joined in to the popular stanza of Sound Dog: “I don’t care what you have read, get out the door if you don’t give head.” Throughout the concert a clown kept popping up. A kind of Hotel New Hompshirr “Life is serious, art is fun” metaphor, even if the clown himself never really has any fun amid the antics around him. Except at the end, when we learn that the clown is really Madonna. This kind of attempt at threading together vaudeville vignettes with an enigmatic character seemed mismatched. But then again that’s Madonna: “I’m all of those faces, and I’m none of them.” The use of minimal props was sometimes effective. For the recent hit “Rain,” the stage was alive with Astaireesque dancers with umbrellas, while seven storey tinselglinted in the background. A simple ladder became a place of sober contemplation for the clown during “In This Life,” “So... I love you too... so, this next song is about two friends of mine who, well, you know who my friends are. Who died from AIDS. They meant the world to me, and this is for them. And for all you people out there... the believers, the non-believers, whatever. Just don’t give up hope OK?” By far the most impressive element of the show were the costumes. Black was the predominant colour for both the sets and the costumes, with the shiny blue streak of the clown here and there. Madonna wore high platform boots,gloves, masque, and black sequined hot pants and brassierefor”Erotica.” For *‘Vogue” she wore a tall silvery headdress and beaded bra straight from Cher’s mid 80s Awards Closet. Then that silly Poof wig for “Deeper and Deeper” that she wore for the video. Other costumes Madonna wore included purple velvet hipsters with black flares, a black tuxedo, a turn-ofthe-century black ball gown with grey boddice and top hat, and finally the clothes closest to her roots: cut off shortS with a white tank top. According to Madonna, bell bottoms are still in. The second encore was “Everybody,” her first disco release at New York’s Polludium ten years ago. For this song she had more fun, and reminded us of her down-to-earth unsophisticated beginnings, even though the baubles, rags, and Boy Toy belt were long gone. But for anyone who went to the concert expecting Madonna’s usual nonstop energy, breathtaking effects, or risqu6 scenarios, they (like me, I suppose) would have been disappointed, or at least surprised. In fact, I’m sure some critics are out there trying to scrape out naughty bits to compose selling reviews. Of course we thought the orily thing left for her to do was to

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By Jeff Chard special to Imprint This single was released by the Cure in I992 in England, and is now beginning to turn up in import shops here. The Cure have recently flooded the market with two full length live CD’s, a live maxisingle and a live video, and now this shows up. Great. Oh well, I guess we Cure fans shouldn’t complain, since we’re only getting what most of us ask for more from the Slackpool bunch. The “A Letter to Elise” song itself really sucks. This is one CD where the Bsides are a lot better than the single itself. Featured on Wish, “ A Letter to Elise” is the most boring fucking song-on the

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It took me two days to get past the three songs, and if you like Celtic influenced pop and classical then this might interest you. All of you know “Fare Thee Well Love” by The Ronkin Family, which is track two on this very Irish soundtrack, and this follows the beautiful “Eyes of a Child” by GO&VI of’oy. Following is The Devlins’ “Someone to Talk To”, another lush sounding piece of sad pop. Other tracks are byjoshuo Kc~dison,who sounds a lot like Elton John; Clc7nnad, with what sounds like Bono of U2 singing harmony; first

help us get the spectre of ZZ Top out of our brains when we think of Texas Rock. Some scattered notes on the tunes: 1. Ed Hall: “Bullshit” squeeky quitars, heavy bass, whiny howlingvoice. mumbling cool vibe. “Bighead” Heavy bass opener, squeaky chunky chords, boffo voice. 2. Crust: “Dealer Mike” - grungy hard fuzzy bass, howling and yelling:

endes Kashmiri song that floats away on monotony. The general trend being “fuq bass”, “fat chords”, and more “fuzzy bass”. The Cherubs and Ed Hall sound like each other, and so do Crust and johnboy. Johnboy’s whole album is an exercise in bass flailing and low-end screaming - somewhat self-indulgent with long instrumental asides, but with enough grit to sustain the nine songs on the album. Very very raw, BASS!

saving grace of the CD is its B-sides. Both “The Big Hand “ and “A Foolish Arrangement” are reminicent of past Cure songs such as “Pictures of You,” the repetitive, long and drawn out type. This is definitely vintage Cure, the band at their best. “The Big Hand” tends to get a little boring, but it is still a pleasure to listen to. “A Foolish Arrangement” is easily the best song on the CD.

album. Why they didn’t release “Open.” “Doing the Unstuck” or “From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea” instead of this shitty song is beyond me (although a good guess would be on the advice of some record company asshola. ) And it gets even worse - the song is featured in two different versions here. All is not lost, however. The

L&J (remember “To Sir with Love”?); and Black 47, an obviously Irish band whose lead singer desperately needs a voice stabilizer. He sounds as though he’s about to cry as he sings of the fascination the lrish have with the US midwest After the first 8 songs comes the instrumental music of the movie, I7 snippets of gorgeous mood music, rich string and orchestral pieces of one to three minutes in length. Most of it is Celtic, with a sweet female voice singing through some. In other words, what I’m saying is that this CD is great for background music, or if you like Irish, classical, and pop. If you like the strange artsy-fartsy hippie crap my fellow reviewers cover, this isn’t for you. If you want wailing guitars, feedback, and screaming, then go elsewhere. For emotive music, great to study, read, make love, watch the rain, or have dinner to, get this.

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Local groove-meisters the Dervishes have been rocking our world for quite some time now, pushing two years in fact. Their delirious funk has carried many a reveller into a wonderful state of being. Don’t cop out and think, “Just another Chili PepperlFishbone sound-alike.‘* No! No! No! A

England. So why am I reviewing this album? Because it’s brilliant, that’s why. Remember the Stone Roses? Do you recall how wonderfully that album was written, chock full- o’ instantly memorable and singable pop songs? If you do, you also know that it’s been over four years or so since that album was released, and it may be that the longer they wait to put out a new one, the more doomed its fate will be. So in the meantime, what can we do? Well, one of two things: you can occupy yourself with other bands and other albums, enjoying what they have to offer, and occasionally sit and shake your head about how Ian and the boys have sat on their hands for so long... Or, you can listen to Dodgy. This album is POP in the purest sense of the word. It makes you smile, it makes you dance. Want a love song? How about “Lovebirds” then, as it mixes Beach Boy harmonies with the strains of “She Bangs the Drums”. And the lyrics (“She’s a love bird and I love her and I know she loves me too”) can’t get any more warm to the ears. ’ Soft ballads your taste? Try “Never Again” and its acoustic guitar stroll through serene loneliness. Looking to rock out? jump up and down to “Stand By Yourself’. There’s even a bittersweet tribute to a “Grand Olde English Oak Tree”, which asks “How can I love you when the leaves all fall around me, fail around me without shame?” Sigh... The guitar playing is competent, but not excessively spectacular, and the lead singer is not the most skilled chanteur in the world, but that hasn’t stopped many from being great in the past No, what makes this album so special is simply the fact that these are some of the greatest tunes written this year. That’s atl you need, that’s all that it takes in the case of The Dodgy Album. I thinkit’s accurate to say tan Brown should listen to this album real hard, and learn an idea or two about writing a great pop album in a post-Madchester world. This is my third favorite album of the year (behind The Boo Radleys and Bjork), and deserves your attention if you can track it down, even given the cost. And who knows? Perhaps some record company exec over here will release it, and subsequently Dodgy will make the millions they deserve* Here’s to that hope.

thousand timeq no! The Dervishes go much deeper than that. Bassist John Williams even claims no knowledge of Fishbone’s work, and John is an honest sort of fellow (and a nasty bass player at that). You’ve got to go back to the Peppers and da Bone’s influences: bands and people like Sly and the Family Stone, the Ohio Players and _ Parliament Funkadelic with George Clinton and Bootsy Collins. There it will be discovered the influences that have grabbed the Dervishes and willed them to pump out these glorious jams. And don’t be thinking this is some sort of disco revival thing! This is funk. Pure funk! Uncut funk! T.H.E.Y. FUNK! Alright? Once Unwhirled is popped in you are going to ride the groove ‘til ‘it hurts. dreetingi and Announcements/Funky Messiah is a fantastic suck-you-in type of album opener. And the trip keeps going with Here and Now and Too Up “t-1 rnni n a fin anvinfv ” tight, 7‘he unwhirling of the Dervishes is characterised by the absolutely insane chops these boys possess (check out the instrumental showpiece Ringdown) as well as the smooth delivery offrontman Mike Yantzi. Sometimes they just get too damn explosive for their own good as on the hyperactive “Weicome to the . Wookiedome”, but the easy flow “Bash& Lame&” is a wonderful change of pace with its raindrop organ. The whooping and yelling throughout Unwhirled is indicative of the absolute ecstasy the Dervishes feel when creating their m usic. And that ecstasy is addictive as you end up ridi ng that neverg-;; -;: 1z.4 x .’ ending groove. !Yc ’ 1 -...\. . . .I

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by Bernard Keamey special to Imprint First off, when the hell are the Saddletramps going to bust up and get real jobs. Journey never sounded so good. But, at leastjourney had better hair, and sold cool three quarter length t-shirts at their gigs (you know, the white ones with the black sleeves). Then again, if I were in a band, I would invite the Saddletramps to tour with me. Once the audience endured their classic rock tripe, our performance would be paramount to the second coming of Christ. Bogg were. (Well ok, I didn’t show up until after they packed their gear away, but if I can judge a band by the way the pack gear, WOO HOO, Bogg kick two tonnes o’fun.) War Wagon were better, at packing gear that is. Musically, they’ve finally come to their senses by downplaying that jaded-hackneyedmaudlin--alcohol-is-the-only-way-to-have anyreal-fun-look-how-much-beer-l-can-drink-without-choking-on-my-puke-cause-l-should-reallybe-in-the-Pogues-and-Irish-music-is-just-the-

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“Four years of exposing the guilty, provoking the greedy, and mocking the powerful.” And you know? They’re right, and essentially this review is over. Stop reading now. What else could I say about Frank magazine that tops that great intro, which I lifted right from the cover of the book? I could start off by saying that Frank magazine probably has the distinction of receiving the most libel suits for every issue (something for which the Imprint has been trying for quite some time, with only limited success.) Okay, how ‘bout now I try and convince you, dear reader why it is imperative why you must purchase this fine piece of Canadiana. Well for one, it’s topical. Did I say topical? I mean topical. So topical it practically has the Canadian flag coming out of Chretien’s lopsided grin. And boy oh boy, listen to who they make fun of in only one-hundred or so pages. The big one is our ex-P.M. Brian Mulroney, referred to in Frank magazine as Byron Muldoon, hence their right to turn the man to coleslaw in a public forum. Another biggie is Kim Campbell, who gets short shrift on many of the magazines recent covers, which are lovingly reproduced in this anthology. But hey, Frank doesn’t restrict itself to the Conservatives. Liberals, the NDP, Reform, newspapers, Conrad Black, and Don Cherry are all tenderly mocked. Truly, this is a book after my own heart. One of my own favorite bits is their full page ad for Canada’s new tax, the Human Sexuality Tax, or the HST. The HST is a tax on sex, for which one pays $1.25 every time they orgasm. Why? “Because cigarettes and alcohol are already taxed to the hilt. Sex is the only central pleasure we haven’t touched yet.” The crowning touch to this ad is the caption at the bottom, which reads:

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As af Oct. 18, the following Fed retail operations are open in the following temporary locations: Used Book Store and Music Source - portables between CC and Biology 1, Graphix Factory - CC 202, Campus Shop - CC 207. For more info, call 885-l 211 ext. 5330. Attention Environmental Studies Students! Come out and support the Waterloo Environmental Studies Fund in the Nov. 2 and 3 referendum. For more info, call Sruce Winter @ 747-0077 or Carmen Everest @ 884-6238. Auditions for “The Glass Menagerie” on Mon., Oct. 25 and Tue., Oct. 26,3:30 - 5:30 p.m. in the Thea&e of the Arts. 2 males and 2 females needed for a Drama Dept. Production to go on Feb. 9 - 12, Le cercle francais organise une soiree commencant par le film “Le Retour de Martin Guerre” (Inspirateur de “Somersby”) au cinema Princess. Pour plus de renseignements, veuillez rejoin&e franc&@ watservl ou 725 UW Drama Department presents “Dusa, Fish, Stas & Vi”. Playing Oct. 20-23 at 8 p.m., Theatre of the Arts, Modern Languages Building. $8 for students/seniors, $10 for Qeneral public. For info and tickets, call 885-4286. Turner’s Syndrome K-W Group provides information and exchange for individuals with Turner’s Syndrome, their families and friends. Call 744-4585 for info.

Mike Moser Memorial Awards. Deserving third and fourth year students who have financial need, an exemplary academic record, and who have achieved a high level of accomplishment in extracurricular activities are invited to apply. Apply with resume and two letters of reference by January 15, 1994 to Dr. Neil Widmeyer, Applied Health Sciences, BMH. The Renison Stomp ‘93 featuring Sensation Jazz Band, Great Hall, Renison College, Sat., Oct. 30, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m., $15 per person, cash bar, light evening meal. Tickets available at Main Office, Renison College. If you have any questions, please phone 8844400. Are you 18 - 30 years and diabetic? We need you for a 1 day soft contact lens study. You will receive $25 for expenses. If interested, call Amanda at Optometry 885-l 211 ext. 3822, Are you interested in attending an oncampus survivors of incest/sexual abuse anonymous meeting. 12 steps. Anonymous. Once a week on campus. For men or women. Call 579-2815. Is your son, daughter, friend a gay/ lesbian or bisexual? P.F.L.A.G. (Parents & Friends of Lesbians & Gays) meets monthly, 3rd Friday of each month for support and peer counselling. For info, call Grace at l-822-691 2 (Guelph), Canadian Religious Art is the topic of lecture on Fri., Oct. 29. Presented by Dr, Michael Birdat 7:30 p.m. in CLSiegfried Mali at St. Jerome’s College. For more info, call 8848110, ext. 242 or ext. 259. Special Christmas warehouse sale 313 Lawrence Ave., Kitchener, Beginning al 8 a.m. to 12 noon, Oct. 23. 3075% off retail. Great selection of brand namessuch as Rubbermaid, 3M, Singer, Eveready, Sergeants, etc. Cash only.

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Don Hayes Award - deadline: January 31,1994. Mike Moser Memorial Award - deadline; January 15,1994. Tom York Memorial Award - approximateiy 2,500 words unpublished fiction (no poems or essays}. Interested candidates should submit essay to St. Jerome’s Colleae 884-8110, Dr. Peter Hinchcliff e - deidline Dec. 3i, 1993. FACULTY OF ARTS Arts Student Union Award - available to all arts students - deadline October 29, 1993. FACULTY OF ENGINEERlNG (all deadlines October 29, 1993 unless otherwise stated). Andersen Consulting Scholarship available. Canadian Hospital Engineering Society’s Scholarship - available to 38. Canadian Posture and Seating Centre Scholarship - available to all. Chevro Canada Resources Ltd. Schoiarship - available to ail 38. Consulting Engineers of Ontario Scholarship - available to all 38. John Deer@ Limited Scholarship - avaiiable to all 38 Mechanical. Delcan Scholarship - available to all 38 Civil. Randy Duxbury Memorial Award-available to all 38 Chemical. Ellis-Don Construction Ltd. Scholarship - available to 28 Civil. Gandalf Data Limited Award - available to Electrical, System Design, or Computer Engineering 1B and above. Noreen Energy Computer Science, Chemical, and Geological Engineering Award - available to Geological and Chemical 2nd year or above, Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - avaiiable to all 3B Civil, Water Resource Manaqement students. FACULTY OF ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES Shelley Ellison Memorial Award - available to 3rd year Planning. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - available to 3rd year Environment & Resource Studies, Planning, Water Resource Mgt. FACULTY OF MATHEMATICS Andersen Consulting Scholarship available to 3B Math. Electrohome 75th Anniversary Scholarship - available to 38 Computer Science. Noreen Energy Computer Science, Chemical, and Geological Engineering Award - available to Computer Science year two or above, Sun Life of Canada Award - available to 2nd year Actuarial Science. FACULTY OF APPLIED HEALTH SCIENCES Mark Forster Memorial Scholarship available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology.

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Energetic, responsible volunteers required for Board of Directors of Operation Go Home; a non profit organization dedicated to reuniting families. Please call Louise at 7459265. Volunteers are needed at University Heights Secondary School to work oneon-one with students at upgrading basic math skills. Interested university students should contact David Carter at 885-0800. Big Sisters need you. If you are 20 ye&s of age or old& and feel you can make a positive difference in a child’s life, K-W and area Big Sisters need you. Seeking volunteer - experienced journalist. Write articles for non-profit organization on success stories/problems in unemployment, housing, literacy. Prefer familiarity, support for social assistance issues. Cat1 Anne or Beverly, CODA, 623-9380. Develop leadership skills by assisting with Sparks, Brownies, Girl Guides, Pathfinders. Contact Lynne Betl at 884-8098.

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Sign up sheets & handouts available in NH1001 the week prior to presentation date. Ail Sessions & Workshops in room NH 1020 unless otherwise stated. Monday, Oct. 25: Interview Skills I Information Session, 6:00-7100. Tuesday, Oct. 26; Networking Workshop, 3:30-4:30; ResumeCritiquing Workshop, 5:00-7:O0. Wednesday, Oct. 27: Researching Occupations Workshops, 3:30-4:30. -.-- _~ Monday, Nov. 8: Resume Writinq Information Session, 11:30-12:30; Let& Writing Information Session, 12:30-l :30. Tuesday, Nov. 9: Interview Skills I Information Session, 3:30-4:30. Wednesday, Nov. IO: lntenriew Skills II Workshop, 2:30-4:30; Intro to Career Planning &Job Search, 5:00-6:OO; Information interview Workshop, 6:00-7:OO. Thursday, Nov. 11: Job Search I Information Session, 9:30-1O:OO; Job Search II Workshop, 10:00-l 1:30 in NH1 115. Friday, Nov. 12: Resume Critiquing Workshop, 9:3011:30. Monday, Nov. 15: Networking Workshop, 10:30-l 1:30. Tuesday, Nov. 16: Resume Writing Information Session, 3:30-4:30; Letter Writing Information Session, 4:30-5:30. Wednesday, Nov. 17: Researching Employers I Information, 2:30-3:OO; Researching Employers II Workshop, 3:00-4:OO in NH1 115; Intro to Self Assessment Workshop, 5:006:00 in NH1030. Thursday, Nov. 18: Researching Occupations Workshop, 10:30-l 1:30; Resume Critiquing Workshop, 1 t :30-l 130.

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SUNDAYS Any students interested in participating in the Young Adults Group at Emmanuel United Church {corner of Albert and Bridgeport) are invited to attend our meetings at 7 p-m. Radio Arab Carlo “The voice of the middle east”. Arabic music, news, and the community calendar. Sun. 4:30p.m. on CKMS 100.3 FM. Request line: 8842567. MONDAYS Outers Club meetsat 7 p.m. in MC4060. Member activities include: canoeing, kayaking, hiking, cycling, and caving. High quality equipment available for rent to members. Adult Jazz Dance Classes for Beginners. Oct. 18 - Dec. 6, 8:15 - 9:15 p.m. UW Dance Dept. ECH Studio A. 8 fun classes for $50.00. Register at ECH 1102 or call 885-1211 ext. 3665, TUESDAYS Sharing Our Future? The Future of Canadian Foreign Aid Policy Workgroup on International Development Issues meets at 4:3O p.m. in the WPIRG office in the General Services Complex. Call Andrew Pape at 756-8887 for info. Jewish Student Association - Bagel 8runch. 11;30 - 1:30 in MC 4062. For info, phone 747-l 416. WEDNESDAYS Career Resource Centre - evening hours til 7 p.m. (Oct. 29 - Dec. 3). Research: employers, careers, work/study abroad or educational opportunities. GLLOW (Gay and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo) holds GLLOW Night (formerly Coffeehouse). 9 p.m., HH 378. Everyone welcome to these informal social evenings. Information: call GLLOW phoneline 884-4569. Amnesty lnternational Group 118. Writea letter, save a life. Same meeting time: Wed. 7:30 p.m. New location: ES1 Rm. 350. THURSDAYS Lesbian Discussion Group, 7:OO p.m. in ML 104. Come discuss and meet other lesbians, Call ext. 3457 for topic and info. Womyn’s Centre Meeting, 500 p.m. in thecentre. All womyn welcome. Call ext. 3457 for info and agenda. FRIDAYS English Conversation Class - for International students, staff and faculty as well as spouses. Meetings from 2 to 4 beginning Sep. 17, NH 2080.

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Personal tutor available: Math, Calculus, Physics, Biology and German. Call 886-2657. Super Circuit. Lots of room for UW women and men students, faculty, and staff to join as members of the new 9station aerobic and strength conditioning Super Circuit at Seagram Stadium. Open 11 a.m. - 10 p.m., Mon. - Fri.; 12 p.m. - 7p.m.+ Sat. (afterfootballseason); 12 p.m. - 7 p.m. Sun. Changeroomsand showers available. $30 per academic term for unlimited use. Free pass avaiiable for a trial visit. Members are eligible for free parkinq while using the Circuit. Computer sales, repairs, and upgrades. We beat our competitors’ prices. Call Computer Brite Systems a? 744-5922,

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