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888-4048 Friday S e p t e m b e r 16,1994 V o l u m e 17, N u m b e r 9 ISSN 0706-7380

Construction delayed John Leddy bails by Kicran G r e e n I m p r i n t st&

sconslruetion wallscontinue to surround the Campus Ccntie, and the wund of heavy machinery disrupts the peace o f thc Bombsheltcrpatio, studcntshavc begun10 notice something wrong with the new Student Lxh Centre ISLCI: it's not donc vct. Cover photo by Dave Fisher

Editorial Board Editor in chief Sandy Atwd Assistanl Editor Vacant News Editor Vacant News As<irrant Vacant Ans Editor Vacant Arts Assisfa~~tVacallt Spons Editor Vacant Sports Assistant Vacant Photo Editor Vacant Photo Assistmt Vacant

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That schedule has fallen by the wayside. Current estimates put thc project roughly ten weeks bchind schedule. Ann Simpson,CampuaCentre Manager, and Dean Parent of Plant Operations blame the delays on the particularly bad weather this past winter. The weather, said Simpwn, caused complications with thc dcrnolitlon work. Parent hastened to point out that, even with the delays, the timeline is not out of line for work ofthis scale. "A project of this s i z should takeas long as it has taken," he asserted. Parent did admit that the original schedulemighthaveunderestimated thc timc needed. "Perhaps we were more optimistic than we should havc been."

President H~atherRobmson Vim Prcridcn~ Natalie Octuska Secrcnwyfl'rersurer Jeff Zavilr Dircsturr~al-LargrJ s d c Kohinran Pat Meilihan

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Petcis,SamehE. Rehan,ScoHReid, Jason Russcll. James Russell, Kathleen Ryan, Smdi Sabourin.PatSpacek. JeffStransky. Lisa Sutton. Dave Thornson. Chcryl Turncr,JeffWamer, Dcrck Weiler, Sean Woodward. Stephcn Youngc. Marc Xuereb and thc many, many new volunteers whose namcs we do not know. Imprint is the ofificial student newspaper ol the University of Waterloo. It ir an editori~ ;dly mclependcnl newspaper puhlnrhcd by l~npnntPohlli-;mans, Watcrlua, acoIpnniion wtthout sharc capilvl Imprint is a oemhe! "r thc Ontario Commanity Neurpapcr as^ sociiil~on(OCNA.)lmprlnl ir publirhedevrr) Frldvyduring thc fall and wlnw terms unc cvcr) sccond h d a y during the spring Iwrn l~nprmtrewver thc "h! a, u.nccs. cdlt allr I ~ I U S Crdrci~irir>g. ImprinlISSN 0706-1380 Mail should he addressed lu lnlpriilt. Cam. Centre. Roam 141,. IlnivrrWy

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1nstead.Leddy'sdutieshavebeen dividedbehvecn Simpsonandthe Federation of Students Executive. Leddy himself could not be reached for comment. The construction work itself has led to another problcm: the Campus Centre has been reduced to almost no accessibility to persons in wheelchairs These individualsmayuse the staffelevator

locatcdbythebasemententrance. This elevator leads to the back kitchen of the Wild Duck Cafe and the Bombsheller. To get ac-

pay for it. The$10 Student Coorone must phone ahead to the dinated Plan Fee, which was apTurnkey Desk or the proved by referendum in January Bombshelter. As well, once one 1992 and was first levied in the getsuptothatkitchen, there isno Spring term of that year, has been wheelcha~rramp fmm that level replaced by a $25 fee. ~l'h~sfee,alsoapproved~nthat to the level of the Great Hall. Simprun has slated thal the refrrenducu, is intended to pay for nroblemwasanticinated.andthat the capital costs, ie. the mortgage, of the project. The referendum orieinallv stated that the $25 fee wain01 10 be implr~nenleduntil lliecompleber I . While the SLC building it- tion of the project, bul il was deself has not yet beencomplctcd. cided that the feeshouldbelewied students have already begun to startlng lhls term

cess to this elevator, however,

Frosh Week Follies

Contribution List Chns Aldworih, BACCHUS,I'.J. Behe, PeterBrnwn, KenBiyson.JeffCouckuyf Deborah the proofreader, Jcnnifcr Epps. Dave Fisher. K~cranGreen, Alcnander Havrlent, Aly Hirji, A n Katz. Greg Krafchick, Jack Lefcourt, Patti Lenard, Pat Mvlorlihan, Mark Morrison, Klm

It is now hoped that, by November, the SLC should be ready for "tenant improvements" - where the businesses which will occupy the space can go in and make themod~fiutionsnecessaiy to suit their needs. 'The finalcornpletion date is tentatively set for January. The situation has been further camplicatcd by thcdcpanure of John Leddy, the Project Supervisor. Leddy's contract expired st the end afthe summer. It has been dectded that no new Project Supervisor will be hired.

by S a n d y Atwd Imprint staff

he Univentty orWaterloo cxpenenced its yearly initiatmn ritual known as Frosh Week lasl wcck as thousands of students participated in various drinking games, some half-hcartcd attemots at socialization, assorted drinking gamcrwd,ofcourse, somednnking games. One such cvcnt was hosted hythc Arts Sti~dentUn~nn(ASU) last We~lncsday,at asmall chalet just outside st: Agatha. Over 200 students were bussed to the small abode after completing thcir English I.anguage Proficiency Exam, to an cvent aptly cntitled thc "ELPE Rccoveiy." Despttc lhc rcputatlon of UW's engincen as the most energetlc and enthusiastic faculty, thc sludenls attending the ELPE recovery parly were erclus~vely fiom the Arts faculty, and yet rmanagcd tu bring ilic party lo R lcvel of revelry and i n e v mak- University n f W a t e r l o o : l l i g h e r education, higher ing that would havc made even inebriation Ihe engineers proud. Onc of the more interesting thesmdcnlstoarrangethemselves linc possible w ~ t htheir clnthcs. games played during the night. into different teams and then to A banus of ten thousand points strip down and form the longest wasawrrdedtu the l i n t g r l who known as "Clothcsline"required

completely alrippcd off all her clothes. As various naked sludcnts paraded around the groundsofthe lodge, it was apparent that there war no lack of enthusiasm for lhc Faculty of Arts or the University as a wholc. Theevent, howcvcr,did have adarker side. Despite the fact that the organizers. known as Ice Brcakcrs, had supposedly signed contrncisforbiddingthemlodnnk. at least two Ice Rreakers were scen drinking becr at lhc event. The only slgn of iiresponsiL ble drinking came at appro xi^ mately icn o'clock, when a girl was discovered vomitine bchind

room lo recoucr. Shortly Ihereafler,at ten furl)five, with no last call, the bar (manncdby mrmhersoftheSigma c h i fraternity and the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority) was abruptly clorcd. WMle all care was lakcn to ensurc that no one who war in^ toricatcd was allowed lo drwe home, on< car was slightly dam. aged by a bus drivcr who was pickmg upstudcntaen route to the unw~nity.

NEWS

Imprint, Friday, September 16,1994

Mexico: The Chiapas by Marc Xuereb special to Imprint

cameaway fromthree weeksin the Mexicru s l a t of Chiapar with twocanlrastingpicmresof Mexican society: one of the incredible lcvcl of political, economic. and mil~laryrepression that the Mexican prvrrnment and army inflicts on its popularion i n cfforts to prnlect the starusquo; and the other ofthe hope t h L I h ~ Z a p ~ t i sAt sm y of National Libmation (EZLN) has given to civil organizations lo fight for change. Iwen1 to Mexico a? part of a delegarinnoftwenty Candiansand Amencans u r ~ d l l k by d lhr Washington. DC-basrdEcumet"calPmgram i n Ccnual America and the

Caribbean (EPICA). The delegatmn spent five days i n Chiapaa and

Army and Migration roadblocks exist on every inar-city road, infive days in Guatemala, meeting cluding lhcone betwrert theairport wtthchurchrrpresen~ativer.hu~t~ani n Tuxtla Guttierez and San rights organizations. workercoopCristobai dc lar Cssar, thc trip I eratives,andindtgenouscomunimade i n my first few hours i n the ties. Iwashosted in my last wcck by a partner organiastion o f ~ i t ~ h ~ ~ ~ ~ - w u terloo's Mexican Solidarity Network, the HU,,~" ~ i ~ h ~ ~ ASSUC~U~IU~ South south^ east. ofCliiapas. Evidence of the level of a m y presence i n countiy.SuldicrsandMigrillion~,IChiaps i s not difficult to find. ficrals roulincly stop all vehicles,

asking passengers lor passports or othcr idcntificiltionand irirkisg the men lor wwpons. One of lhe purposes o f such mildhlccks was made clear to our delegation when we attempted to visit the Tmltal c o m ~

Mexicmauthoriliesapp~ently

did not want the oubidr world to receive an uplate on the s~lualion o l this afflicted comt~tu~rity, so il used lhe handy tool of the army roadblock tu prevent us lromentrring the con~rnunity.The Migration ullicial gave us the ludicrous rationale that we possessed tourist visas and were not intending to 10k i ~ o m m e s conduct what hc considered tourist east o l the aclivities in Morelia. That same tow,) o f night, when a mcnbber of our dclAltamirano, @ion fried lo use a phone in a justuul.;idelhe hoipilal i n Altamirano to inform a territory con- journalistollhe incident, the phone trulled by the wascutoff,anotherapparenlly ruuZspatialar. A tine occurrence, according to the previous Sisters who run the hospilal. CPlCA delegation had discovered Another apparently common that i s Jauuary of thin year, army incident that occurred during m y suldiers had entcrcd the wmrnufirst wcek in Chiapas wnsmassasnity, accuwJ its citizem of being sination attempt on an opposition Zopatisba sympillhizers. and procandidate for & v r n m of the slate ccedcd to lorlure lhrcc men in front of Chiapas. Amado Avendaiio. a of the cammunity: hodies of ihc three men were later found dead. continued to page 5

~he PRD have paid a high price for their ~ ~ : r \ j ~ , a L , o ~ ~ active opposition to the ruling Institutional Revolutionary Party: 136 leaders and activists of the PRD were killed between 1988 and 1992

ACCKWA sponsors walk to raise AIDS awareness by James Russell Imprint staff

ear and a inew4eurr to anyone interested in finding ow inore ;ahnut AIDS and its treatment.

he AIDS CnmmittrenfCam bridge. Kitch~ncr.Watcrloo and Area is organizi~ipits arcond annual Walk l o r Aids on Octohrr 2, 1994. The walk is Ill krn long and is scheduled to begin around I hand 'called pm. with regisSWACKED. t r a t m starting A l l walkers at noon. The with trtore than walkbeginsand $50 in plcdgcs ends at Victoria will receive a park. f k W k l g r Last years &t~shinand walkwasahuge the person with success, w i l h the mast $22.000 heing pledges will reraised, but orceive a one ganizers this year inemhrryear hope to ship ta reach their goal Northfikld Racquet Clah. of $40.000 lhroughd~mati~~nsilndrhrougl~pca- The walk is a kick off to N a ~ ple spnnsuring the rstimnted IMKI lional AlDS Awareness Week. .?nil walkers who will take part, similarwolks will be heldall across the country. ACCKWA wa* rslahlishrd tnioe ycair ago and is a mmprofit Throughout the week. organization. dedicated to helping ACCKWA will be involved insevpeople wilh HIV or AIDS. This erd AIDS-related events such as presentations at the Unwersiry of goal is pursued through various Waterloo,sdisplay atFaiwiewPark methods. Mall and s special AIDS AwareACCKWA offers counselling. both over the phone and in person. ness Week insert in the KitchenerACCKWA also offen reienals for Waterloo Record. ACCKWAreliesonvolurnIeers food, housing, medicine and freatman, to help educate and fundraise, as well as to help in the office and Anotherway ACCKWAworks rewe on the hoard of direcroa. 10hclppeoplesuffenngd~ietoAlDS Far more mformation about or H I V is through providing inforACCKWA,thc walkortorecsivca mation via presenrationr. speakers anddisplaysabourAIDS.Theyalso plrdge sheer for the walk, call offer books. periodicals. files, vid- ACCKWA at 570-3687.

NEWS -

Imprint, Friday, September 16, 1994

revolution continues continued from page 4 well-known activist for the rights n f the poor in San Cristobal de las Casaswhowasrunningfor theparty o f the Democratic Revolution (PRO), was driving on the road

fromTapachulatolhrtlaGuttierez with five of his campaign workers when a van ran his car offthe road,

a d i w opposition to the ruling Instihllianal Revolutionary Party (PRI). which hasgoverned Mexico lor over h5 years: 136 leaders and nctivists u l the PRD were killed herwean 1988 and 1992. luxlaposed against this stark picture of the harsh reality of Mexico in my mml, howcvcr. arc the images of themany people who arc risking their lives working to end the repression of the PRI regime. Throughout the delegation and later at lhe National DemocraticConven1inn.I metall kindsof p o p l e -from union organizers to Catholic nuns - detcrmmed to contmue organizing people to fight for their rights. regardless o f whal personal consequences they may have to suffer for their efforts. Of course, many diverse individualsandorganizationr havcbeen actively opposing the PRI and its palicics for years, but dl these movements for social change have k e n given new rrason for hope, lhnnks LotheacttvitiesoftheEZLN and, in particular, the words of its

jua two

weeks before a national electionwithintheterritories held by the Zapatislas, aver 6,000 delegales rcpicscnting all 32 states made the 24-hour journey into the Lacondon jungle to discuss what kind of gavernmcnt they wantedforatransition to a rme democracy. l hadtheprivilegeofheing present forthis momentuus ~ c c i i s i o i ~u Mexican history. and was amazed that reprerrntativrsulsuchdivsrsesecl~rsolacountrycouldagreeon who thrir common enemy wa, and what nrrded to be done about it. As rubcarnmandanteMarcos mudr clevr i s com>nuniquerleading up to and during the Conven-

he Convention itself was not

of Mexico, but to establish a proc-

expected to came up with a complete agenda lor the transformation

essfixenablingcivil society to pnrticipate i n the formulalim o l such a plan. TheZlpalistashave created the political space fur civil society ta make its demands heard peacefully. Convention delegates were near unaninwus i s their cunvictim that, rather than supponing u parlicular party, they shouldcuoceslmlelhclr effurtsan the lunger-lcrm struggle u f making whatever govcmmen1 does get elected mponsible 10 lhe demands of civil society. Itnrly believe lhat thc hopeful spirit of Emeliano Zlpala, the

tion.

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ary I whcn i t dcclured war on the state -housing, land, work, nutrition, health, rducnliun, indcpeldencr. justice, liberty, democracy. and peace -struck a chord with people all over Mexico, nut just i n Chiapas. as the Mexican guvrm(men1would have us believe. Thus, whcn thc EZLN nsked Mexican civil society to attend a Xational Democratic Convenliun

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peasant leader o f Mexico's last revolutionary war, lives nn i n the struggle of Mexican civil society today. As the thousands of Convention delegales chantedover and over throughout the Convention, '7apala vive. la lucha sigue!" Students can suppon thc struggle o f Lhe Mexican people i n vuiuusways: first youcanshow up tnnirht Wridav) st St. John's Lu-

support Mexican pol~licaiorpant.. zatiuna ilrdicvtrd to thc rt~ugglc. ?he event will feature local Latin A~r~e~ca!~rr~usicandlutsnfscru~nplious Latin Amcric;ln h o d lur n l c . For those who wish to get more inuolvcd,cor~aidcrjui,ii~~gtl~c Mrw can Sulidarily Nclwork, a group of activists in K-W, involved in media work, demunrlraliuns, lundruising, and responding to requests for political actions. Call Clubel Cotnrnunily Centre rl 746.4090 for more info.

NEWS

Imprint, Friday, S e ~ t e m b e 16,1994 r

Turnkeys offer 24 hour assistance

Q: 1 've been away on a work term for awhile and I'm wondering how I can ueet into the Camvus Centre with all the consvuclion going on?

a week. Youcanenterthe huilding lhmughthedoorsopening onto the P.A.C. varkine lot. Between 9am and lOpm you can enter on the oppositesideofthebuilding through

piledalistofquestionsandservices A: TheCampusCentreisstillopen

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heTumkey Deskin theCampus Centre offers a variety of services. Not the least of which is ilnswering questions. For those new to campus we've comwe offer:

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0:What can I do if I have a break between my classcs? A: Well ...you can come into the Campus Centre sit in the stylish couches and chairs. admix theorigami and listen to (and request!) some m!,sic. Ifyou headonoverto thcTurnkey Dcskwith your student IDcard you can ailso borrow magazines and newspapers.

A: Starting the second Monday of c l a s m we'll be showing frecmovies in theGrealHall. ShawssL~rtal Rpm (7pm for double bills). A listinp of lilms will be available from?he desk soon!

and a coffee, or even a beer?

0: 1 rode mv bike to school todav

can 1 do? A You can come to the Turnkey Desk borrow some tools, a bike repair kitanda bike lock foronly a five dollar deposit and an ID card.

A: From morning until 3pm The Wild Duck Cafe restaurant is open for business. After 12 the Bombsheller pub is open, serving both food and drink! Q: Sounds like theCampw Centre offers a lot of services! Is there anything else?

A: Yes! Downstairs you'll find the bank (CltlC). the post ollice and Apple I1 hairstylists. Upstairs there's the Campus Shop (clothing week-end? and gtft shop), the Gamer Koom arcade, the GLLOW office. the A: Checktheatiiclesfnrsale board. Clubsmom. (Formerlyupstairsthe the ride board, the housing board or Women's Centre has moved into thehousinelistavailableattheT.K. the old Fed lounge space by the desk. If you want to post a notice Imprint office and the then come to the desk and we'll Ombudsperson). Upstairs, there's give you a card to post up. the Student Pan-lime Employment Centre (SPEC). Graphics Factory and the Legal Resource Office. Q: I'mgoing to be studying really lale on campus this term and 1want lo know where I can get a cup of Q: How can 1get more infomation coffee anytime. Where can I go? on any of there services?

A: The Campus Centre is open 24 hours a day and we always have plenry of coffee. tea, hot chacolnte andsouponhand

A: lustdropby theC.C,andaskthe T.K.'s and/or leave an idea far a future anicle in the suggestion bar or eivc us a call at 8884567 exl.

to occupy your time this tenn, please drop by and see us a1 CC 235--guilmnterdwe'll find some^ thing for yo,, to do. If you're looking for extracurricula invulvcment of a different variety, be sure to check out Club Days in the CC Great Hall, September 27-29 lrom I0 am a, 3 pm. There are over 50 clubs ro join, so k sure to havea look around. And any club thal wants tu he recognized for the Fall must attend a meeting on Seprmher 20th at 5 pm at Fed llall to pick up the necessary paperwork. Call Avvey at x6331 il you have any questions. You may have seen some The Feds be looking for lots of people to help out m u n d ye friendly Fed faces in your class. olde office this term, including moms overthis past week. oryou twofinespecimensolactingprow- may see us next week. The Peds are addressing various classer ess, with lots of creativity and character to lend to;, position nr a aroundcampusjust lo say "hello' Town Crier. The Crier will wan- and to YII you a little htl aboul der ahout the liW cumous. extol- what it is wedo, ie. what it is you ling thr virtwr of this grand com- pay lnr. On that same note, w e b munity, and keeping students up I to date on what's happening out hastinganOpenHousencntweek from the 20th to the 22nd a1 the and 8b0Ut. In fact, the Feds are lmking Fed Office fmm I lam to 4 pm for volunteers of every colour. Drop by for a cup of coffee, ask i roup1r oi ralUn*rn allapt a m rirc. wdojubx orsin+ lar diversity. We need graffiti (there's a subliminal message) artists,dcmnnstraton,re.~ear~hen.or just have a l w k around thc office. We're lmking fonuanl h activists, committee-sittem... The list ir endless.lf you're look- mpctinglorrmorcFrosh (andoth ingformmerhingotherthanreh~nl en).so don't be shy.

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Q: It's only a few weeks inlo term andI'm broke! Il'saMnnday night. what is there to do?

NEWS

Imprint, Friday, September 16, 1994

International

Students have a chance to regain benefits -

by LLsa Suttan Imprlnt staff

housand~of Onlano universily students are bring urged tosigncards which rejectthe recentprnvincialgovernment'sdecision to cur OlllP heneifts for at

them. This adds up to a minimum $325 carh contribution to the On~rioec0nomy,accord'ingtotheCanadian Bureauofinternational Education. "This decision sends a very unhipmessagetookerCanadians." added Judv Darcv. national ~ r e s i -

tnrio governpuses, "it says men1has been thelr health "Unhlp about "These are students ~~~~~~h OHIP". are vart ofa mass are workers who They could be c:ud prolest next.(' make a contribution Iaonchcd hy the Canadian to Ontario. " organilers exUnlonofRlbpect to collect lic Ernploythousands o f cards by late ees(~~!P~)ro f a l l when they will be publicly preforce Prernccr Roh Rae and flralth Minister Ruth ( i r k to reinstate sented to Grier as part of an ongoing lohhy to Force the OHIP beneiftr. "These students are workers reinsatanent of benefits. The cards who make a contribution to On- will also he supplemrntcd hy a lettario," w i d Vanessa Kelley of tcr-writing drive to get the hroader CUPE, which represents some of community to protest the cut. Meanwhile, a legal challenge is the student workers. 'They pay taxes, tuition and being pursued and the campaign organizrrs are cncoumging interbuy goods and services here. They nationalshldenutoappealkeOHlP also hring agreat deal nf preslige to decision. Ontario colleges and universities." For moreinformation, contact Under immigration N ~ S , intemationalpost-secondarystudents Atsushi Y m d a at the Graduate House. must hring a1 ledsl $10.100 with

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draftproposaicurrcntly cir culating thc federal govern en1 hopes to e1imin.m post-secondaiy educalion transfer payments to theprovinccsby 1996. At a minimum, thc government hopes to reducc transfer paymcnts by $600 m~llianstarling in 199697. Thc proposal in only in an inil ~ a&age, i and h a y ~Lot be consldered by the provtnces. Part of proposed "Social Security Reforms," the d~scussinnpaper originated in thc oftificeof the Human Resource Minister Lloyd Axworthy. Notmgthat'thefedera] government is seeking a more effective way toensu~thatitscantinu-

system based on studcnt need. Other suggestions in the proposal arc to providc "vouchers" instcad of loans to students, and lo include'4ncomc-relatedrepayment of loans." Ina lettertomemberunivcrsities, thc National Cha~rpemonof the Canadian Federation of Studentr,GuyCaron,cxtnlledshldcnts to "stop these reforms" and fight the federal government's "wish to climinatc conmbut~onsto educalion and to pass the bill an to [stu-

However, to imply upponcor rcfer to "ICLR" in general --as the CFS does-. is"ridiculous"according to Steve Codringlon, President of UW's Federation of Students. Thereare too many possiblc variations of lCLR to use the tcrnl hraadly, he continued. Codringtonwasunablctocommen1 on the specifics of the proposal, simply hccause i t is only a draft and did not have sufficient detari, ~ ~favours romc~ FormofICLR, but added - that there is a "huge diffcrcscc" betwccn vanour plans, Also, Codtington "kes"eideaofving'oan repayment to personal

shift the away from cash transfers to and towards individual learners

~ngsuppartforpost-secondarycdu- dents]." catmn serves the needs and priorities of the labour market and of individual Canadians," the discussion paper claims that "one possible approach could be to shlfl the emphasis of federal spending away hmcashtransferstoprovinces. . . and towards the support of individual learners." The government wants to develop a "more flexible and more comprehensive" approach to student loans, and suggests a four tier

~ l ~to have i ~&talned i ~a "lcaked copy of the discussion paper, he fcels that the federal goverment's position is to avoid contributing anythingto university education altogether. TheCFSisadamnntlyoppased to any form af income-contingent laan re~ayment(ICLR), and is detennined to oppose the Social SecurityReformsrelatingtopost-secondary education. UW is not currently part of the CFS.

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emment and interested business leaden. The symposium will discusswhetheraformoflCLRwould bean improvement overthecurrent system. CurrentlyundcrtheOSAPsystern each student who receives a loan must negotiate his or her repayment terns, and post-graduatio,, incame doesnotnormal~yp~ay a part in that process.

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govcmment by this wintcr, two yean after votmg to leave the Canadlan Fedcration or studcnt~. According to Stcvc Codrtngton, President of the1 MiPcdcntinn ofSm.. dents, universities not currently pail ofthe Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) haw becn mccting mfomally for a number ofycarr at thc University ofAlberta. Hc hopes informal contact with thc fcdcml govermcntcanbeginbyearly 1995, Thc "Winds of Change Schools," as he referred to them. arc discussing an alternative to the CFS for nation rcprcscnlation, and should have something lo go to ~~~~~~~

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shldcntb they arc a &erM government lobbying agency. uw voted in F C ~ W ary 1993 to lcavc the CFS by a margin of ncarh three to one in a studcnt referendum. Thc main complaints concerning the CFS concerned fiscal iremade. "People can't seem lo vgroa sponsibility,lackofreprcscn~lion, and CFS involvement in policics on the terms of refercncc." Currently UW has no repre- not relevant to UW studentr. Provincially, UW is rcpresentation, official or othmwwe, at the federal level, and has had none scntcd by the Ontario Undergradusince leaving thc CFS ovcr a ycar ate Student Alllance (OUSA), after n similar referendum in February anda halfago.Xotbeingamemhcr of a large organizalion is not a 1992 removcd UW from the Onhinderance.Cod~ngtonfccls,asthc tario Fedcralion of Students.

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Nnng Line @ will have mrgottcn you. In a hurried tttcmpt to organile your hfc around the ichaol ycar. you will use planners and Irganizc~,andvowthalth!syearwill be liffercnt and you will really get down to work in your classes. Amldst the usual hassle ofstanding n line forbooks,payinglate fecs,gctling ranous signatures and generally wonicrlng why you came to university i m y Nay, many ofyou wlll sran questioning hc nature of university. I'radmonal wisdom has it thar cdu:ation is two thlngr; a) a right nnd b) a way to get more than just training for a oh. but also to learn a ltttle about your;elf. Thc first one is clearly wrong. the xcondis wrong far many peopleand for lhc nght reasons. Let us deal with the smnnd case. Many arts students take comthn in he fact that although thcy are ina faculty hat is hcav~lyovershadowed by en& lerrisg, 111s engineers, aner all, are just :etting training forajab,and will end up n some medmcre job whde they. as nrn~brrsuflhr arts faculty. will be gctI I I a~ "real" education hecause they arc w n g lo be lcarnmg about deeper nssues ~ k ethe l o w and life and the nature of Numan beings. F.wn if this is true, this does not in nyway demonstrate thatthat Artsprima acie is a more "valuable" fsculty. Here, of course, we must l m k at h a t we mcan by "valuable."We must .mk at d both in tcrnms of value to thc pec~ticindmidualandvaluetothelarger vhole that that individual lives an. On neitherlevel doesthearts faculty vin out hands down. If Kathy has decidcd to follow a arecr in chemical engineering, she is ardly "missingout on something" sim~ l ybecause shc is not studying Platn or lhakcspeare - the decision of what is really important" must be hers, and it aight be studying polymers. A society madc up entirely of hdosphers would be a short lwed socity indeed. Kathy plays an important ole in thc technological advancesofthc rorld she t ~ c in s - somethmg that has ccn offairly large Importance since thc ldustrial rcvolufton. Thepmnt be~ngznadehereisthatthc ivide bctween the arts and thc sciences ;a falseone. Neither is obviously supclor 10 thc other. Catcgorired by the ppoitng schnol, we are traditionally ,Id that one l a n socicty of automatons

'Q win. .countdown to armaaeddon

10 Months and Counting J

nsurprimgly, the Part, Qu6b&cuis won the Quebec elect~onby taktng 80 seats, compored to the L~beralr' The Liberals made a surprisingly strong ving, however, by outperforming poll' estimates and capturing 43% of the liar vote to the P o ' s 46% Quebec's separatton, which sccmed ~tcninglyprobnblelastspring,onccngvin :anunlikely as opinion polls show thc

)~ryolQuebeckersfavouringunionwiU~

ida. Although the PQ bogeyman isvlive powerful, federalists can breathe easy ow, as separdtton tsno longeran imme: threat. Quebrckcrswanted a change o f g o v e m ~ 1, the pcrfeclly natural reactlun o f a dialled elccl~ralew h ~ ihs dissattsfied wilh overnw~gparty. 'The PQ offered theonly native to theLibc~als,andit was elected on its platform of separation than on its rithn~originalthought,bas~caltyagroup m e s of reforming government. fmachmcs that live on ones and zeros PQleaderJaquesPanzeauhaspromised nd havc no vpprcciation for the higher lcbec referendum within ten months. m k s in lirc. ~ d faces a a number d d a n g e n over that for separation. On !he other hand, we havea bunch Wcstcm prcmrers are already succumb~ dthe , greatest ofwhich ir a hard sell af fpantpassts who know nothtng ofthe ratlsm through newspapers and overthe ing to the urge ofwinning points at home by :al world and are removed from any aysofQuebec by thcprovincial govern- speaking out against Quebec. Ncgatwe feelractical use in our society. ings would poison the relations between Sttch dcscrintinns may be worthy of Qvcbec and Nnglish Cmxarlz alld .;our alchool chiidicnwho don't know any bettempts of reconciliation. :r, but university students should know Foltunately there is currently little feel.Yl"r xcker's desires around to Parizeau's ingoferisis orpanic. Anglophonesand buslI .m.8 phoh ,.#ph\ \I~rll.n:. b u l Lnuw nesscsarcn't flccingthe provrnoeusthcy did of thinking. mrlgh lc r c . l p ~Ih;~ honk 0 1 thc backlash from the rest m 1980,and Canadian leaders haven't been ~ ~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ t.le.u;l:t\ ~ l ~ v ~1 h; e~in.l c ~ ~ JAn~anti-Quebec ~ I seized wilh the "save-the-country" frenzy u a d a would add fuel to the PQ's drive

w h ~ gripped h them during thc Mrech and Charelettown talks. Scparalion fromCanada seemslessQuck c ' s destiny tllal the pctsmal agenda of a politicalelite suchasthe IikesofMr. Panmau and Lucien Bouchard. Thc question is ~f these politician scan successfully sell their vision to Quebec before the referendum.

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Engineers and AHS don't mix

On Sunday, th~.last day of Frosh Week, AIIS and Engineering held a Comedy Night at Fed Hall, fblluwcd by somc awilrds. l h c cvcntng was wly cntenainmg The MC was

-. not the opponumty to dxtance themselves iiom yo111antlcs. As lorthc vont~ttngfrorh ... nottoexcure it.but Ithmk many ofusl~avcgoneaverboard a l lcasl wce. Forlunatcly fur us, our sIorie.5 ofalcohol mmse arc not usually told over a microphone, by someone we hardlyknow, to hundreds of othcrs we don't know. Iguess you lind humiliating others marc fun than the rest o f us. You and a small handful o f othcrs may have thought your display was uilty. Thc other hundreds of A l l S and Engmcenng students in thc building found i t infantdc. Tc cnd on n more positivc note, Iwas wry proud o f how Ihe Pngineers conducted IbcmselvesutFedii~ndallwccklong.)Piyush (Enginceiing Orirntat~onConumtlee Charparson) and thedozens ufpevplc whu helped him run frosh wcek were a class act. Congratulations, guys. And thanks.

by Jeff Couckuyt, Pete Nesbitt, and Pal Spacek

crsdccdcd huwas alsoqmlratnusingatrd(so sorry), lhc was not. ARer the comedy. 4 A l i S leaders got up i m ~IIC hlage 101 thc purpose of prcsellllng awards to thcir "psycho frush." What should have bucn a g o d ending to a fun week was Twvor b'enlon quickly turned mto a farce. At least one 2B Chem Eng leader had a pitchcr of bccr an the stage (tacky, but not that bad.) Then one leader prorccdcd to speak. Uad mlsrakc. I n a spccch loaded with prnfutity, he told us about somc ofthc rrosh To the editor, who were really c o d and "fucktn' hnmmered" dl wock long. Thcy wcre luckin' On behalf of the 3600 F m l Ycar Sluawesom, ya know? 1lr regalcdus w t h a talc dents, Iwouldlike tostncercly thank the900 ofthree froshwhothrcwup(1 t h i n k l u s w d s Onenlation 94 Lcadcrs lur all their erfons in wcrc"b1cw power chunks") durmg thc wcck cnsuring our U W "Fresh" had a warm w c l ~ and, tkur, how spritcd they wcre. come to all aspccts o f h v c r s i l y life. When tbcy got onc oilhesc cool, vornilO n the positive sidc, uvet.1000 cnjvyed m g fiosh on thc stage, beer was pourcd from the 6th r d m m olthcplay "Single and Sexy"; thc pitcher i r m IIKfrosh's battle and they over 500 pan~cipaledin Green Spirit DAY; sangto hitn(admll1cdly wclh Lhchclpuf~on~e o v c r ~ ~ ~ r a i w d c ~ u sTiwShinoruma; cto$~~~~~ englnei.rs)to chug his pmt. TI& wins 111dcnover 2800 wcre welco~ncdby Prcsidcna mslratc to the world the spirit of the A l l S Downcy a d Codringtun at the Pep rally; fruvli. Sorry, pal. Thal lan't spin1 Must n l Faculty Day was a succers acmss campus, srur~, ;,"d ro-~c;,drr.; knew nit YOU close to 20110 oarcnts wasscd t h r o u ~ hthe and Juhe Cola whlch is twine to carukxt off in thc total asDcd o f Univcrsitv Ilfc, gave not notice haw thc applausc diminishcd Ihrc,uglwA your d~ugoit~ng pcrlbinli!oce'? I am surc that many (likrly musl) AHS rmrll wcll while thc number o f lncgatwc reports thelr trmrition. and lcadcts were mortified. You were up wss duwn. Some new aspects of this ycar 0vera11, it was an cxcrllcnt ~ r i c n t a - Peter Hopkifls thcrc, speaking on their brls~lf,and l l ~ had y Assariale Provoslfor Sturlrsl Anairs fbillurc tlic POUS program through thc Fcds tio~~wl~ichwelcomedstudcnts,invuIved~hcm

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Before his career with the Empire, Darth Vader was employed for several years as a primary school teacher.

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W b ir J&us Christ? The Christian religiun IS based on the claim that lle is God, hut what cvidcncedu wc haveconceming thetnnlh of ihir claim? Aguadtcstofsomeone'scharacteriswhal people say. or witc, about thc pmon afler his death. Aftcr Jesus' death, f w r people (Matthew, Mark, Luks and John) felt compelled Lo wrlte about His authority. wisdom. supematural power, clam ofdivinity, and unconditional love. Jcsur Chrld's authoritative character influenced several pcoplr, leading many to cammit thcir lives to following IIim: "Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I wlllm&keyaufishcrsofmen." Atoncetheyleft thcirnctsandfollowedhim ....Jesuscalledthem, and irnmediatcly they left the boat and thcir father and followed him. Matlhcw 4 1 9 -22 A t His mere command, people would instantly leave everything they had to follow Him. 1lissulhorltativecharaeterwsalsoshown when 1le"entered thc temple and drove out all thosc who were buying and selling there" Matthew 21:lZ. Row could one man hephysically capable of d r ~ n gout several pcople fmm s temple, unlesithey willingly consented? Couldn't they hvvc pnged up on Him and kicked Him out. tclling llim to get lost? Peoplc obeycd Chrlst even against thcir will! Christ's wisdomamazcdcvc~yo~>e. When Hc wasjust 12 yearsold. Hewns."inthcternple courts. sinmg among the teachers, listening to them and asking them questiuns. Everyone who hcard him was amazcd at his understandIng and his answers." - 1.ukc 2:46.47. His sermononthe mauntandHispvrabler revealed His unique wiulom - mort of His teachings on love, wirdomsndmoraltty were original, cumplrtrly unhcardofhy thepeoplcofHisgenera-

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tion. And 118s cnemies, oflcn planning querlions togetherth;lt they hoped would wap llim, were always leir amazed by llis wisdom. JesusChrist'ssupcmatural powertouched thelivcsofmanypeuplc.Hcwouldtellpeople

lhcir life histories (rce John4:17,18) as well as things they were doins when He was far away (see John 1:43-51),feedlsrb.ccrowds ofpeoplc starting from only small amounts offood, heal the sick from several dtfferent diseases as wcll as thedeaf, mute, lame and blind, bring people backtolibfmmthedead . e t c Allfourwrilers were~venvhelmedb~ Chnst'sawcsomcability to perform miracles. Jesus' miracles affeclcd just about everyone who witnessed thcm, lcadmgmany people toworshipHim.ClaimingdivinityforHimself, Jcsus acccptcd this worship. He even said, "I am the bread of life. He who comer to

Imprint, Friday, September 16,1994

"Do they consider thc Qur'an (with care)? Hadltheenfromothcrthan ALLAll (GOU), they would surely have found therein much discrepancy." [translation of the meaning of the Qur'anic vcmc 4:82]

by Snmch E. R c h ~ Spccld to Imprint # I n every five persons on the carth, there is one Christian and one Muslim. # The Qur'an wae revealed fmm GOD lo Prophet Muhammad 1428 years ago. # Islam considers Jesus one of the mighlrst ProphetsofCiD. #ThcQur'ancons8den Mary, Jcnus'mother. as the best woman ever lived.

mewillncver~ohungly,andhewhobel~evesin #MuslimsbelieveintheONECODWhohas me will never be thirsty.... whoever comes to no partner. no begonen son, and no wife. me I will n e w drivc away ....evelyone who NoneislikeuntoHIM.(iODisnotamalenor inoks to the Son and believes in h m shall haw afemale. GOD is the Creatorofevery thing. etrmal l~b" - John 6:36,37. # Muslims believe in the life alter death Christ's word7 claimed not only divinity wherccveryone will hejudged according to far Himself, hut also unconditional lave. How herlhis domgs in this lhfe. Believers who are did Jesus follow up His words with actions'? doing good will he rewarded and the NonHe claimed that lla would never drive believers will hcpunirhed(e.g. Hltlerdidn't anyone away who came to H m , whclher the go away wtth the crimes he did). person be on outcast of society, a racial minor- #ThcQur'anrecognizesboththeCommandiky,a tancolleetnr(usual1y regardrdas a traitor ments given to Prophet Mosesand the Gashy the Jews), a prostitute, an adulterers. ninny pel given lu Propha Jesusas true rcvclations other human heing Indeed. Jesus acted out from COD. However, Jtdoes not recognize sucha lovcaccording toMatthew. Mark, Luke the Bihle as a collection a f hooks written and John. about the Prophets as the word of GOD. But the most mcredible part is that God #The Qur'an has only oneversion in Arabic even botheredto take human form at all. Jesus with dtfferent lransiationsofits mcantngsin Chtist willingly left HISglory above, reducing otherlanguagesincludingEnglish.TheBiblc Himself to human form, only to be abuscd has different venlons (a version is a copy beaten and insulted by Ris own life, aecam- Illat is differsnt than othcninthc number of plishing atonement for our sins. books andior verses included); each has dif-

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hat is I m p r i n t ? How did get hcre? What qualifi cations do you necd l o help? Thc answers tu thc abovc qoesttons and many others are locatcdin tltc Campus Ccntrc, room 140. hcncalli the Fedmatmn uf S t u ~ dent'softicc. Imprint is thcofficial sludcnt ncwspapuroi

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hod a l ~ m ; ~ t rmost r l r t ~ ~ d c n l * s nten c r ycnrs of propagating an extrcrne Marxist-Lenlnist perspoctlvc in lhc papcr. A1 that t m e , thc sludcnts aim voted to submita k c cach t c m 10 support theoperillion of the papcr, which now amounts to 64.1 O(including GST), I t appears un your feestatemcnls along with all the otherincidenm~recs. Asa rtudcnt ncwspapcr, Imprint is wrltten, pruJuccd,and run almost whollybystuden1 volunteers. T h c only full-time staff are the Gcncral Manwcr. - . Advcrtislng Managcr,und thcEditor-il~~Chicf. All ofthestaff, editorial board, and lhc Uuilrd of Diroclors arc ~tudentvoluntecn.

lield at UW and elscwhcrc. Thc Fciiturrr According10 imprint'spolicicnandprocedures, "Imprint is democraticdlly run by section is usuillly a onc or lwo pagc piece of the studcnts and dcdicatcd to scrving stw opinion1 analysis of various isrucs which in dents. The slaffof the papcr, accountable to the past h a w nnged from abortrnn to SDI tu student opinion, dctcnnincs thc policy of thc military flights aver nattvc lands in Newfoundland. paper" Thc Sports section concentrates mostly Without thc student volunteers, there would bc tno nwspaper. That is why we on the populnr vnrsity sports lbilskcthall. volleyhall. football, and hockey) but docs make every atlernpt to encouiagc students to include other sports such as rowing, crossvolunteer wlicncvcr thcy have the Itme. You do not nerd to submit uportfolio or country running, rugby, soccer, and many rcsurnc to voluntccr d i m p r i n t . Anyone can others. Thc final part of thc papcr is the Arts voluntccr; nu previous cxpcriencc is ncccssary. scclion. Imprint whtch constaff arc Without student volunteers, there lains rCwaysaround views of would be no newspaper. That is plays, alto assist YOU with prbbbums. muvwhy we make every attempt to ies, lcms or help YOU learn encourage students to volunteer and crtncerls. Thc about a dif111 U S i c il I ~ ~ ~ ~ whenever t ~ ~they~ have ~ the ~ time , r thc newspi!1.15125 n f per. rcgular iwts Whilc the stafr does attempt to cover writers lend to he toward altcrnatwr music. whotake cventr and suhjects that thcy feel are impur- botisreprcscntativeoftl~osepeoplr tant, lhat is an arbitrary decision on our pan. the effort to cwnr down and volunteer. Writinn or takine pictures for my ofthc If vou think thcrc is somc imoortant subicct

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The Chevron Old Wounds reopened by Derek Weiler Imprint staff

n Scptcmbcr 24, 1976, the student council exccuovc V panicked. Since 1966, the chcvron had w v c d , forthemost punadmirably, asthe UnivcrsitvofWatcrloo's student newsoan& At that time.

chevron was no longer fultill~ngits duties as a student newspaper. Over the past summcr, this probkm with the chevron's content had become the prime issue of student Federatmn nolitics. Sham issues (such as the Renison affair) that he was penonally involved in. Along wdh a psychology prof Elections for key chevron edinamcd Doug Wahlstcn (who only dcnancdtheUWcamnusrccentlv~. torkal pusitior~swcrc held in thc summer of 1976. After some ma^ D&hcrty and an nail were m& bers of the Communist Party of noeuuring, Roberts managed to havc a m a n namcd Adnan Rodway Canada (Marxist-Leninist) and an offshoot organizatm called the reporting on the dechne. ~ n l l - l m ~ e r i & Alliance t (AIA). AsthechcvronandtheFedera~ o u Thompson c claims that tlon became more and more alien- ~ o u c h c 5and ~ a n n a n tboth arated frum cach othcr, the s i ~ a t i o n rived on campus in thc first placc showcdevelysign ofgetting worse because ofthe RAA affair, and that instcad uf bcttcr. So much so that the AIAgrew outoftheRAA.The now, Robcrtsand hiscxecut~vcwcrc KAA transformed from a group o r prcpared to deploy thcir final solu- sludentsconccmcdaboutthcirprofs tmn: the closure of rhe chevron. into something much more," he Doug Thompson was a mcm- says.However,rhevmn.vpublishcd bcr of Roberts' rxecutive studcnt at the time repudiate these claims, councilonthatScptcmber24(some andLarry Hvnnant msistcdlhatboth months later, he would succccd his andDocherty's arrival oncamRoberts as Fcderation Prcsidcnt). pus were coincidcnlal. As Thompson rcmembcn it, the Whatever the casc, it is cerproblem withrhechevroncould be tainly fair to say that by 1976. lraccd back to October of 1974. Docherty and Hannant had begun the process of "initiating the AIA At the end ofOctober in '74,a Rcnison Collcgc prnfcssor named inlo the chcvron," in Thompson's Jcffrey Forest was dismimd, al- words. The Renison issuc was kept lcgcdly because of his propensity alive as long as possible, but even aRcr 11died out, the spirit o f M a n fnrspewingfbrthMarxistdogmain policies class. Frum the beginning, studcnt ismmdanti-ent~blishme~~l sympathies wcrc with Forest and remaincd.Theproblemwasnotthat his wifc Marsha (who was also af- lhescthingsexisted; it wasthat they filiatedwithRcn~ionandtold notto dnminatedthe paper lo such a largc darkcn their d n o n again). extcnl, almost to the exclusion of all elsc. In shuntime,theRenisonAcaIt didn't hclp matters that demic Assembly (RAA) formed to pratcst thc firing. The M A was a "Shane Kobcrts and Ncil Dochcrty ~~illitionofstodcntsandothcrswho p t d o n g about as well as ail and were sympathetic to thc Forests. water," said Thompson. Dochcrty The chevron's covcragc of the af- and Hannant worc opcnly critical of Roberts (and his predecessor. fairwasruasonablyobjectivc8llhis point, although there was clearly a John Shortall) and the Federdtian dcfinitc (and probably justified) for not bcing aggressive enough in thcirl~andlingoftheRenisonaffair. anti-ndmmistration bias. However, "several key players In fact, Thompson claims the two bccamc influential inrhr ehevrnnal chcvmn staffers oncc physically this time" satd Doug Thompson. anackcd Shortall and Roberts at a ~ e uul-hmy ~ l arrived on rhc UW aiccling. For thcir part, the Feds were campus because his wifc was attendingclasssthere.LarlyHaMant becoming more and mor disgusted imbalarrivedas a graduate shldent in his- wi~hrheche~ron'seditorial tocy.Both Docherty and Hannant ance Thereespecially wasconcern over Neil Docherty reporting on became involvcdwithrhechevron,

tcnsian perhaps more acutely than anyone elsc. The essential prohlem secmcd to be inrhechevron'seditorial bias. In the counc ofthc nast vear or so.

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elected as editor-in-chief. Rndway had no affiliations with the AIA, and Roberts clearly hopcd that his prescnce would provide more of a balancc lo the paper. The situation was tense fmm thc beginning,though. Rodwvy may

havemadeeditor-in-chiefbut Lany Hannant had been his chief compctitar, and Neil Doeherty won the post of production managcr. Over the summcr of 1976, things quickly went frnm bad to worse for the chevron. Docherty and Hannant trcated cvety minor mistakc of Rodway's as a sign of Incompetence. repeatedly mak~ng non-confidence tnolionr and calling for Rndway's resignation. "Rodway wasconi!nudly subjected to what 1 can onlv call abuse from Docherty and Hannan1,"says h u g Thompson. "Rodway wasapathutic figure rcally," countcn Larry Hannant. "He was a person caught 111 the middle. Hcrcprcscntcdthcmtddlcof-the-nrad candidate that the Ferleration preferred." The Chevron staff hecamc Incrcns~nclv and dividcd . . . nol;mzcd. . ~ n tka u C I ~ F I I I I : I I ; J I : I ~ * P ~ Id - d ants- AIA S t d i mxllngi hecam: tense and fractious, and vnluntecr recruitment dwindled.7hcchevrun matter became the prime issue of Federation palit~cs,with "ronrtanl httchmg form studcnt reps at eveiy student council meeting." said Thumpsun. Finally, on September 24, 1976, Rmlway res~gned."I was not well in the first place, and the constant struggle had bccame a bit too continued to page 18

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I lndcod. Ovcr thc ncxt school being rcsolved~ ycar ('77-'78) the chcvrun once OneofShanc Kohcw' lastacts agam fell from gracc wlth thc sluas Fed hcad was to instjgate a studcnts, for much lhc salnc milsuns dent referendum concerning the that had caused the pmhlems lhe rhevron ifateThedcvronclaimed first timc. By March o f 1978, scvthat the wording ofthe referendum cral engineering students had be^ was biascd against allowing the carncdisgruntledenough to mitnate paper to remain on campus. Ncvcr- another student referendum on rhc thdesn, thc rcfcrendurn wcntahcad rhermn '$ fate. on lanualy 13.1976. and the results The rcfcrendum was held on did indccd come out against the March28,andthistime theChrvrics chevron. Howcvcr,thir W~ECSICIfound themsclvcs unable to effectially meaningless, as the staff still tively muster the suppufl o f the refused to vilcnlc the oficc and smdcnts. (Ofcourse, lhey also occontinued producingrhr/rcc rhcv- casionally shot themselves in thc ron as before. foot with rhetoric Alter all, their On February 27, 1977, There slogan forlhcprc-referendum eumwas another scume i n CC 140, as paignwasthe catchy,concise"Vote Thompson and a handful o f sup- yes for the first option ofsection A uuns forciblv evicted two chevrnn in lhc Rcfcrcndum!") \IJ!T:R i r m lh: .?tli;e T i o r r p ~ ~ r %vcnouph, IIICr . t t r c a m I I q r 1I.a~ Du~lncn) ~ n dtIrm.ml ~ ~ . X I thc I M < h , . ~ r w.mI . > i c w r i c . remlultd hy u >rk(lng rnr a r r lhls llmc lhcw ua, lu upp,r~unll, hrthischcvr,,n todenouncc lhc situation as undemocratic. T ~ U SI~IS , time thc Fcds were ,nowabicto im. plement thc

Perhaps the free chevron's most triumphant moment came in December of 1976. They circulated a recall for Roberts, and managed to amass over 2000 signatures, which was enough to force the president to step down.

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Fetal Alcohol Svndrome. . .

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mations(hcadund facial,limb,cardiac, or nervous system) and is n~entallyretarded. Achdly, FASisthethirdrnast common causc of mental retardation in infants aner Down's Syndromc and snina hitida. Even A r c sad is the reaiily

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To the medical experts, any alcohol m all should be avoidcd during pregnancy, but excessive drinking, even if it is occasionel, noses the ~otentialdancer of FAS. ' ~ v e n ' i fthe woman can only cut hcr alcohol intake during thc progress of her pregnancy, it is proven that her child will be hctlthicr. Sowhat wereally wantto know here is not the statistics of how many people are affected, whwe lhey're from, blah blah blab what is important to rhink about is how the child is aclually affected. It's not a nice thing to think about; erpccially since FAS is a condition that can be avoided but happens anyway. Pichlre a baby in your mind. What do you see? Not the typical diaper commerctal baby please. 7 h l s child is smaller, has a whole possible range of physlcal malfor-

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11's very early in the scason, Warnor coach Knight knows it will Yakc at least four or five wins to make the playoffs. That means beating four teams in thc CIAll's top ten.

"It's going to be a very closc league." says Knight. "Anybody can beal anybody on any given day. We think thatwecan getnght in the thickof it." J.W. Little stadium was packed to the ratien, and many Warriors found i f difficult to hear the signals on the line. The same advantage is esaentzal at home tommoiow at 2 p.m. against Windsor. Saturdav's rame wid$ uncharacteristic

ran instcad of passed the ball. Sbvc Rennet had an outstanding passmg game completing20 of29 for269 yards. Thc mshing game was dismal,as the Warriors collected only 69 yards on 21 carries. Adrian Thome had eight receptions for 123 yards and one touchdown earning him Waterloo's Athleteafthe Week honors. Corev outslanding bone-crunching hits. Westem rushedfor269 yardsand passed

for 106. aa they jumped inlothe numberone position across Canada. Coach Knight war impressed with the playofhis offcnceon Saturday. and lbels his defense will have a better game tomorrow. Hut hcadds the Lancers have improved over last year, and doesn't want to take any team for granted. "The firstgame youalwaysliketo win." Knight stated. "We wish wc were 1-0 like four othcr teams, hut to be successful from here on in, we must he on our game."

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lions." Hcadded that,"Uy supporting theClAU i s this manner we arc able to hclp sustain a gamewhichis purely Canadianwhilemaking

MotorsafCanadahasrcneweditsspall positivecuntributionrtothaathleticprograms sonhipcommitmentlothefootballpm- m each of the schools concorncd and to thc gram of the Canadian Interuniversity Ath- students who panicipate" lehc Union lClAUI. Mason said. "Our Geo Trackers are vetv

menlsofallcollegesandunlverslttesfieldtnp, w ~ t hstandard, rear-wheel anti-lock brakes -tesms in c o m p e ~ t o nfor the Vanicr Cup. Also, at thc 1994 VanicrCupgameatToronto's Skydome on Saturday. November 19, onc lucky fan will win thc kcyi toancw Cico Tracker Convenihlc.

and they're Canadian-built." "This sponsorship commitment i s a tremendous advantage for bolh General Motors and thc CIAU foolball tcams." said llich Nichol,Publicand MediaRelationsManager of the University of Watcrloo Warriors Foothall Team. "GM gets to promote the Gea 'Tracker in one of thc kcy targct markets, univemitv students. and the trams set tlic usc

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Warriors stacked with talent, promise improvement over 1993 by Rleh Nichol

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he Watcrloo Warriors have become a constslent threat in the OUAA confer ence ofClAU football. In 1991, they finished with thcnr most successful scnson ever with a record of 5-2. In the past two seasons, Waterloonarrowly missed the fourth and final playoff spot, posting a 3-4 record. Thrce of their losses in 1993 were by scvcn points or less. Waterloo looks upon the 1994 season with tremendous optimism as several key slaners will he entcring their scnior year. Nnlionally famous for their running game, the Warriors will try to put mare ofan emphasironthep~singatrackasquarterbafk

I ~ ~ ! , , ,e:.~s,s ~I !,., fin[. .,,,J f i , , . ~)car ~ Ilennel'c m31n 131:d 1c the rcc?l!lng corpr unll l w g:ms.hrr.~k~:~p. u h rr:rl\cr A . h n Thorne. dong u ith s .%ran hha:.L\ C d kau.:ctt 332 Ih:k Fhr.~.and !ttrleouts Tulu Makonnen and Colin Alie. In the hookfield. All-Canadian Mike S,C,C

Williams. Anchoringthe OL this wason will be junior guard Steve Szimanski. He is surrounded by a veteran crew including all-star guard Justin Shoniker, Fam Lone, and tackles Mark Panons and Kenny Rogcrs. Leading the Warrior defensive line is powcrhorse nose tackle John Shonikcr. a first-team OUAA all-star and 1991 UW Rookie of the Year Ile is flanked bv two-

OUAA all-star and defensive commander five years

Alsorehlmingistwo-timeall-starsenior balfback Pierre Lefehvre and junior cornerback Kirk Wittrr. Other velerans battling for the remaining spots include Chris

Cudmore,ShawnDyson,TonyGnrlnnd.Tdd Groves, Tory Locker, and Jeff Shiau.

strength afler a knee injuly early last season. Otherschallcnging for spatson therushing attack includc wplrurlnuc Janrlt Smith, and freshmon Mikc Gcrvais and Chris New~nmc

Many talented rwkie prospects were invited to training camp and are challenging

Rub MrMurrsm

The linobafking corpsiscrtrcmely solid

with two-limc OUAA all-star Andy Allen, serior Ryan Kirk, and sophomores Kcvin Pressburger, and Brendan Aucom Waterlw's secondary, led by two-time

suntn ".A* r hi* imp", on the future ofthe Warrior football program will be receiver Chris Arney, tailback Mike Gervais. offensive lineman Dan Sendoski, puntcr Brad Stwenson. linebacker Jason VanGeel, and place kicker leffVan Wely. for a n*."ins,ob.

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Athletes of the Week

Adrian Thorne W a r r i o r Football

Kathv Rcillv - Athcna Field Hockey

T h e University of Watcrloo and McGimis Lvndiug are pleased to announcc Adrian Thorne as their chnicc for Male AUIlclc of thc Wcck. Adrian, a t h ~ ycar d Ans studcnt, hadao outstanding game against the Wcstern Mustangs, milking clutch rcccpt~unsat cruc~al poinls in the game. Adrianhadenghtrcccptionsintotal, gaining 123 yards forthc Wamurs includinga41 yard luuchdowtl. Adrian'sacmhaticperfomancewasctuclal to thc Warriors, although the home town favorites lost 28-18 to thc Mustangs. Thc frothall Waniorswillhostihc Windsor Lancers at Seagrants Stadium on Saturday. September 17th. Kick off is scheduled Tor 200 pm.

T h e Unlvcrsity of Watcrloo and McGmnis Landing are pleased to announcu Kathy Kcllly as their chmce fur Fcmale Alllctc of the Week. During the openmg tounlarncnt o f IIIC w a n , Kathy was inmmcntal tothc Athcnar' performance. She was a kcy playcr in controlling the midfield, played uutslandmg d e ~ fence against sume ufthc top conlribulom in thr: Icaguc, and created many scoring oppononites for her fowards. Thc Athcnas defeated Quecn's 2-1 duringthelournament,nkcy win fhrthr squvdar thcy will play Quen'stwiccmorcduringthc season. Kathy also had an outstanding game auainst thc CiAU Silvcr rncdalisls. the ilnlvcrsity ofNew B r u n s w ~ k . Thc gamc cndcd in a 0-0 draw

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a trip to Kingston lo play Royal Military College (RMC). Comingoffndisapointing 1-6 '93 season, the wamors find themselves playing in the OUAA second division this season. Rugby faithful should not lose hope and recall that after the '87 season the Wanton were demotcd, thcy

Thursdays Sept. 22,29 & Oct. 6,1994, 7:30-Y:00 pm

proceededtoreachtheOUAAfina1 the foilawing year, the only leam ever tu accomplish this in league

history. With an extensive core of returning players and a crop of t a l

entedraokies.the'94versionnfthe

coach Jel'iSagc wrlh a formidable sccnnd team. Bulhthe varsity andjuniorvarsily teams will conltnue their seasor~swithgamesalTrcntnentweekend and a homc game against Lauricr on the 28. The team visits Urock on Lhr finlofOelober,and finshesahomeat-home series against the Badgcrs andskiilsnearlheleveltheywereat on Oct. 7. mid-season last year. The remaining two games arc The first week of practice ccul- against Toronto here on Oct. 15, minatcdina~ossiblesvs.~mbablcs and arainst Lauricr k t . 22. game last Gturday andihe badif o r those who enjoy seeing tional alumni game which was serious physical contact, rugby played on Sunday. Thesc games home games will be playcd at the gavccoachcsthcoppamrnitytascc Columbia Rclds, with kiek off at players in a live game. 1:00, with the exception of the While all of these factors arc Laurier and Brock games which makingvarsity selectionadifficult will kiek off at 4:00 and 3:00 retask, it should leave junior vanity spectively.

Rugby Wamarsarea Wlcntedgroup with a great deal of depth Farly scautlng reports favour this group lo go a long way. Coaches Derek Humphreys and Fraser Cattel have been putting thc leam through rigomus practice sessions beginning wnth a minicamp over the long September wcckend. It sewed to bring fitness

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Take me out to the ball game by T.J. Bche Imprint S p o r t s

with a somewhat vacant fccling in ever hcard of and cracks 40-plus my gut .as hnschnll rcl~rescntcdthc homers heforc thc strlkc date. The most rewarding thing to watch l h n y thmg i s unless he can crank o it's ofticlal. The haseball when Icame hornc from ;I long day homers wllcil the s e a m hcglns scawn lhocnded, yes do you from my summer Mc-lob. a g m Of $1docs), he will he forgotrcrnemher hnscball? 11's thc Are the nlavers ~ r a ~ y HOW '? t m alonc w ~ t hthe 1994 reason. gamc whcrc lhogc. and sometimes c o u I . fat mcn stand. in front nf a plntc thuyforgcl thc whilernolhcr fcllow wh~psaball at chaotic frenzy him faster than a speeding hullcl. thcir city goes Thcmirnhi~stohitthcbvllsoStI,t~011 when they win or so fans can cheer, spill beer and the world sefear thc thing might actually hit ries. thcm I . i l s t Well at least that's how it uscd ycar,Turonta to hc. cnnlodcdwhcn As a hasehall fan I am thorcarter hit thc oughly pisscd off with the vctlons firstgamewmo f the owners, players and the fans ner in decadcs, with thc "Oh well, I gucss thcrc'r and with the way things were pmTonyGuynnwashiningsomenothangwe can donow. Letswatch gressing this year, something clse where ovcr ,380 and was actually some aff-ioad turtlc racing on incrcdihlc was hound to happen, improving his average as the scaTSN!" Look at Matt Will~ams.Along son progressed. Certsmly the 4 0 0 Theseason'sover, and I'm lefl cornea a player few pcoplc have average was in his range.

How about Houston's Jcff Bagwell? Or what ahout Frank T%omss wmning his second consecutive MVP? And, o f course, therc'a (iiiffcy Jr who wlll hc rcrnernhcrud onlv tiu intrnrlucmr a new \,I& game and a chocolate bar. Iheard some sad-ass handwagon fan tell

And, of course, there's Ken C r i f f e ~Jr. who will be remembered only for introducing a new video game and a chocolate bar

mehe'sgladthe WorldSerien is staying in Toronto. "At least we can keep it here and let Gillick buy same more playersfur thencxt time." So the trophy sits in a glass cabinet somewhere. The only thing that comes to

n~indisunclc'soldhowlingtmphy. the one that holds up the elant turkey plater and cotlcctn dust. And most importantly, there is Ihe Montreal Expos. Here is a tram I've waited I 2

longycarstnseeinthepost-season. 1 can remcmhcr heing at the barher shop, as the ham butcher took the newly mvented shearers across my scalp, and watching the Dodgem shde by the Expos in the final garne. That was 1982, and now in 1994,the potential dieamseason i s over. No Cy Young far pitcher Ken

HtllNaCoachoftheYearforAlou ~ n I.<> d new id, :unu.m for Iarr). H a l k c r . I b r ) : r ~ , w < lCnnadun ~'ld?:r d 3 1 1 tlnw Hc'II IAcl) play fnrsorncsttuggling Americanleam thatwilloffcferh~rnhigbucks, but no recoymition. And o f thcre is the franchise itself, a frnnch~seis desperate need far a World Serics victory. There's a g w d chance they will end up somewhere else sickly Amencan. Baseball needs to take a hard look at itself and understand that people watch thc game for enterta~nmentandlookforplaycrs'nmes onthc hsckofjrneys,not thedollar signs o f how much they make.

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ith the possible exceptionofthe Ramones,The Fallremaintheonlyband that emerged during the mid-late seventiespunk revolution thathave sulvivcd the eighties as strong and as influential as when they werc born. Mark E. Smith and The Fall have d~splayeda rcmarkablc talent for longcvtty and have renmned more prolilic than any ofthercontempomncs - Middle C1o.w Rrvolt is their rwmry-seventh album. All of this has been achieved by hlozmg a wholly unique path in popular music, eschewing any

musical scenes and remaining ttue to the singular vision of acidtongued lead singerlseer Mark EdwardSmith. Itwasimpossibleto putany of this aside as they anived in Torunt" last week -for only the s a ond time in their career. Equally hard to disregard was the fact that tlrinshowalromorkedtherrtumnf

Smith's former wife and handmember Brix Smith, the L.A. rongstrcss who contributed lo one of the Fall's more creatwe o d ~from 1984 lo 1989. Bnx' split with the band in 1989 was an acrimonious depar-

turc follow~ngthe brcak-up of her mamagc with Mr. Smith. The first album a k r her mit, Extricot, revealcd a cvcn lnorc bitter Mark E. Smith; it was clear that although thc brcuk-up hadn't dcuaslatcd the band. it ncvcrthclrss IcA some dcep scars. Wlth that in mmd, thc announcement last month of Brix's rclum to the hand seemed onbelievahle st first. With Mark E ' s reputation as one of the most difficult prublems of the late twenticth ccntury. thc rumour that Rrix was back sounded as likely as John Lcnnun returning from lhc grave to join the rcmainlng Beatlea. As the crowd at R.P.M. saw howcver, she was indeed hack and if there was any animosity hctween thc two it was evidently now behind them. Before the elder statesmen

as difficult as a bar chard, and even the most claboratc songs required only thrcc chords (. . somc-

timcs) Thc band's two lead singers -- Mary Hansen and French beauty Laetitia Sadier -- traded "duo-doo-dm's" along with the lyrics, and at onc point Sadicr evcn brought out a recorder manufactured by playskml fmm all appearanccs, The rnnglc, howcver. is in thc laycrs of these individual sounds together. The music is entrancing, no less than on rccord. Stereolab don't write songs as much as they write sounds. The songs are similar in structure but the variations, slight though thcy may be sometimes, arc delicate rhythm changes that arc cnough to

evokeasubtlechangcinthemoodmusic that the band specializes in. Space-agc bachelorpad music indeed. There is "cry littlc about Thc Fall,however. thatcanhedcscribed as subtle. A few songs, such as Code: Sdfish's "Gentleman's Agreement" are beautiful songs, marethanjustTheFall ABilSlower, however their strength ltes in Smith's working-class rants. One such tirade, "Behind the Counter." was chosen lo open the show. A powerhl single, apparently about consumer ignorance, the song allowed The Fall to demonstratc two characteristics that would follow -- a brilliant musical performance, as tight as could be expected, and a typically indifferent MarkF.. Smith whacould have been performing in front of an empty house. Smith meandered around the stage slowly, constantly fidgeting with the mike stand, and couldn't have looked more bored if he tried. Vocally, he sang with the same conviction as his rccordings demonstrate. but it's as though he's b a n doing it so long, it takes no effort la sound like he's making an cffoll. lcanthinkofnaoneinthe five years I've been reviewing shows that did less than Smith that night, and yet few seem to command such a stage presence. He's the antihero's anti-hero and he knows it.

switched from guitar (she was despite the brevity (and Mark's credited as lead guitarist on a few thirty-five going on fitly appearFall albums) to bass. This was ance) The Fall proved a dedieamost apparent on the band's piece tion to music that many bands de resistance "Rig New Prinz," half their age lack. They remain where the pounding rhythms of utterly without prctcnsion and both drummers (thrcc if you in- stand an an inspiration to anyone clude Mark's additional heat) making music. made a linle more sense. In the memorable words of With the exception of "Rig John Peel. The Fall is still "the New Pnnz" and a couple of other hand hy which all others must be less k n o w songs (including Ex- judged." trieute's "Bill i s Dead") the set consisted almost entirely of songs from the last three albums. Whether this was B~nwasinit~allymissinghom done for Bnx' benefit. the stage when the band amucd. so that she didn't have which might have wggested a pre- to learn more than four show blow out (such a thing not albums in as many (and woman) took the stage being unheard 00 but by the third months, or due to The though, they were preceded by song her highly anticipated ar- Fall's dearre to continue looking forward, one of the newest lights on the rival became reality. The delay made her perform- remalns a mystery. British stage Stcrcalah. Supporting for this date only, ance all the more spircted. A 1 Whatever the reason, Stereolab'smusic,asthenameim- right, she didn't actually ~ l q yall Brix pmved hcrself plies, seems dostincd to rcmain that much -- usually a muted strum adept at adding to withintherccordingshrdio,butthe across the songs -- but amidst a songs like "Lost in banddidaremarkablejoboftrans- background of six well-dressed Music" or "Clam porting thcir hlcnd of cheesy or(evidently cantankerous) men. the Racket" i n such a cans and two chord songs into a youngkirtxwas a bright-cyca(und shwr lim~cspan. live setting. needless to say beautiful) addiltwasabriefshow Stereolab's greatest lion that added a visually rlun- -- a link over an hour achievmenl lies in the fact that ning compltment to thc music and including the encore individually their mcmbers proh- the myth. (which includcd a Surprisingly, her musical charged vcrsion of Stereolab's~aetitiaSadienWhatever ably couldn't do less. Tho single guitarist rarely performs any feat strenglh became evident when she "Hcy! Student") But happcnedtopingpong?

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mger is a hand that has been trashed upon these pages on multiple occasions in the last six months. However, their all-ages show at the Volcano was not that bad. Unfortunately, it was not that g w d either. The band's decision to part ways with Kevin Kane, thus disbanding the Grapes of Wralh and creating Ginger, was probably not the wisest career maw. A year ago, the Grapes were headlining Watcrlou'~Svunda of Summcr festival and playing to crowds in thc 10 000's at Thunderhid Stadium in B.C. Thut fact that they haw been reduced to playing to a crowd of 100 at the Volcano shows what an

incred~bleblow they've suffered commercially. The other drawback is that Kane'r d c w i u r r took away a big chunk of the songwitlng talent and half of the vocal harmonies that made the Grapes so inlercsting. That's not to say that Tom Hooper is without his own witing prowess, or that Vincent Jones' background vocals were not adequate. It's just that one word that Ginger bnngs lo mind that would not have been used to describe the Grapes is LOUD! With the Grapes, lyrics and VWI hharn~onieswere always an integral part of the live set. With Ginger's sheer volume, a great deal of that has becn lost. Many times throughout the night I can mmcmber thinking that the songs were quite good but sadly the IFics were unintelligible. The band played a large numb~rof wng. bom l h w n:u album. hut 11 tool the Grapes sln. plc"I A m 1lrrc"torcally gel lhlngr

rolling. This song also took on Ginger's louder, mare distorted sound, making it a lot less effcclive. A harder version of "You May Be Right" was the only other Grapes songs that we were treated to. It seems lhat the band is anxious to cast off their past, even though Ginger is made up of 314 of the Grapes. However, the very young cmwd helped to show that Gmger has probably also cast off most of the original Grapes fans that fell in love with "Piece Of Mmd. The Killjoys got the kids pumped by cranking out a number of recognizable tunes, but nolhing that perwaded me lo buy thcir CD, (which the band tried to do verbally a few times.) However. onc can't blame them ibr trying, as they're the cpitomc of the term. "starving artists." A lot d t h e set was filler, hut a couple of rcal gems suggest lhat the Killjoys are a band to watch in the near future.

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The Volcano Saturday, August 27 by Chris A l d s a r t h I m p r i n t staff

he Intense show at the Volcano proved once again that Wlnnlpeg has more to offer than the Jets, lhe Blue Bombers. the Crash Test Dummm. and Canada's coldest comer. With a major label new release, In The Trees, and the video

for the first single "Boneyard Tree1' seeing hravy rolatian un thc nations music station, the Watchmen have hit the blg time. The first effort for the Watchmen, the highly acclaimed McLarenb~urnaceRoombroke the band on the bar circuit and ertoblished them as a major live force. Songs like "Run and Hide" and "Cracked" bolstered the solid independent release. Songs tiom both albums were i n abundance and thc sound far surpassed Ule recorded sound o f both albums. The sweat was literally drip-

ping off Danicl as he poured his soul out on songs hke "Mrstcr" and "Wiser". The Watchmen sense o f humour has not dimu>shed as they provided quirky excerpts from "The Land Down Under" by thc Men Without Hilts and "Locomotive Breath" hv Jcthro Tull part way through the performance. Stunning harmonica, courtcsy o f Grcaves, provtdcd intros lo new songs "Calm" and "The South". The Watchmen's live show has bcncfited w ~ t hthe addllion of new bassist Tizzard and some supcr ncw matcrial from In Ihe Iiees. Stand out tracks o f the night included the heavy "34 Dead St." and the super charged "Vnuo Diva". The charismatic stage presence o f Greaves was the focal point for the dynamic stage show, but each meaber added to the intensq of the band. For the encore it was drummer Sammy Kohn's timc to shine as lhts percusscon drove the Afncan rhythms o f thc slower "Maddle East". The high calibre performsncc hy thc Watchmen kept up their previous precedent o f ercltmg h e shows and was more than ratirfymg this tme around. Opening the show was Weeping Tile, a talented new band from Kingston. Weeping Tile combined the rock and roll smarts o f a rrasuned ruild band with the vocals o f a Sinead O'Connor to great success. W ~ t ha oualitv , inde~endent c;L\wttr.,m die ior .mly rite b u ~ , r i and a super cryc show. y31r c o d hardly go wrong.

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saved. Wasting no time at all, Jcff Martm's liilnrcendental guitar sound tantalized thc audience as they started with "The River,"

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Not knowmg what to expect h r n a Tea Party show I cnn now confirm my expectations that they are one o f the great live Canuck bands. Playing mainly f b m their platmum sclling Splendor Solis as well as new material, the Party playcd to an apprec~ativecrowd o f both a v ~ df i m as wcll ar those who were there to just smoke up. The T r a Party have received much crllicirm here in Canada amongst the narrow minded, saying that they are simply a DoorsZeppelin fusion. Hard rock, blues, m d eartern music combining allusions from digion, French portry, and life cxpcrience are whdl 'he bdnd ~"CYIC. thsi, Illlcotion on. Hy the ltme the Indian-csquc music was playing and the candles and incense were burning. the crowd seemed ready to be

which the fanatic but fcw true fans sang along to. Following that. they introduced new mate-

rial such as "Walk with Me." and "Shadows or the Mounlninside" as well as the old crowd-pleasing iaves "Savc Mc" and, af cnwsc, "Sun Going Down." Although the sound was a bit rough on the edges, Martm more than made up for it with his cmutionally iutense vocals and overa l l grcat live show that flowcd smoothly from one song to another. JefCMartin not only rangcd from bluesy to ballad type vocal styles but also changcd guitars about sin or scvcn different timcs to crcato a uniquc mood for each sang. Dcapitc the pathetic hut cnthusiastic attempts at crowd surfing, the crowd's rcaclion to thcir prrformancc was spiritcd all throughout the show and the hand was chanted btwk on stage for a multiple song encore. Could it be that the bouncer who discouraged thc mod,

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King oft:heKobb King Kobb Steelie The Volcirnu Friday. September 9

label. The n~ghtwas billed as a CD release party but unfortunately the ncw alhum was nowhere to bc found. Peoplc manning the 1-shirt booth assured those in attendance that the album will be on store shelves in huo weeks time. With song titles like "Talking G.I. Joe With Lifelike Bcard AndHair And Kune-Fu Grtn" and "Luckilv I

nifty samples f u r l l e d many o f the songs on the nieht. The " guitar wizardry of Kevvn Ryrne interjected into the musical mayhem kept the tension high on songs like "One's A Hcifer" and "Juggernaut". A t limes thc music was transformed into a jam format that allowed some cxcellcnt ~ U S I CAI meandering without ever loosing the attentton o f thc crowd or growing tiresome. Byrne's eccentric lyrics K n o w i n g i s halfthebattle. Y O J O E ! blended well with the musical whirlwind pro- thought. Their debut release vided by the drumming of Gary blends them marvellously but it Dutch and solid g u h r of A l seems as if thcy haw yet to iron Okada. Although very much a out the kinks live. Crowd favounte "Hundt" set band. the majarily uf attention was directed towards the cver the tone o f the night early on wlth prescnt err o f shaved-headed somc fantastic percussion. Even with a double percussion section. bassist Kevin Lynn. His playful slylc and nuid some of the newer songs lacked a movements commanded the al- suhstanlial heat to sccure the au-

Slerlie. thc modest crowd was guaranteed an interesting, if not otlbeat night o f muslc. Funky hip hop hcats and some

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hcrc sccms lo he a great deal o f hype surrounding King Kobb Steelie. Ifyou have read any Southern Onlana #musicmagazines lately you mighl think lhal this Curlph hand i s going to be thc next Nirvana or smilar facsimile. This six piucc band i s mdrcd a very tatentcd outfit and Friday's show a1 the Volcano can attest to that. Evcn so, i t is still w r y early to tack on such lofty cnpectvtmns to this devrlupmg band. King Kohh Stcelic iccently rigncd a major record deal with EM1 Rccordr. Unlikc >nor1rccord dcals, this deal will allow them Funds l o start up and mn them own record lahel called 1,unamoth P r o i m Twinkle the second full

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the muwc o f Hol odd" and *I the mustctan, the J u d e , the medla toplc, no doubt s a n e of those assembled were there oul of pure curiosity. When Hule eventually grnced the crowd with thcir presence, Love introduced new bassist, Montreal's Melissa Auf der Maur then announced "This show is for Kristen", dedicating the show to Kristcn Pfaff, the

personal than ever as Love stood in front o f the crowd and noured her hean and soul into thcm. I t was definitely something to see You could sense the pain that Love has heen through as she sang the heartfelt v o d s of "Dolly Parts' which includcs the tell tale ltne "Someday you wtll ache like Iache". A two song encore followed the relatively shod set. Love's scathing ode to Curt's fnendrin thecollege town o f Olympia ?~ockstar" was delivered with he strength of stccl. Counney closed off the night h with a nod to her dearly departed s Cobain. With a sin& euilar ac-

from spaced out qucst~onslrkc "Arc wc i n Vancouver?" to aucs"How come guys can irshirtr and we can't?".

moil t h n woman has already had to endure. With Cobain's suicide, allegations of bcing a junkie mother by Vanity Fair, and Pfaffs suspicious denth all brondcast across the cMtincnt, Love has shown that she a survivor. The

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suspected drug overdnsc a few months earlier. With no more to say Hole broke into a splendid venron of "Plump" fa open the hour long show.

around her. Unquestionably the songs speak from the heart and give S U ~ Cinsight into the hfe of Cobain md Love. Live the songs were more emotiopl and more

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he Vancouver muslc sccnr ha8 produccd wcll cslab lished acts such as 5440. Art Bergmas, and ...uh..Hryan Adiuns. But a new wavc o l crcat i ~ qup-andkoming acts are cmcrgulg from thc h11ls in ilucks. Included io this growing 1~ u l bands such as Molst, Siowbum. Daytom. Dawd Gogo, and Rose Chronicles. 1s the heavy sound~ n gOconolinc Crush Working hard on thcw first full-length album for EMI,. Purge is thoir first EP that EM1 rclcascdTrevor H u m took timc to talk to Imprint to discuss thur role in Canada's emcrgmg music sccne.

in front orover 800 proplc. So it was Itkc, boom, we had thn instant tbllnwmg and we started playmg around town. EM1 camc and saw us at rehasal. We had a o m e Amcrlcan ~ntcrcst.

11's funny because i wasn't really sure what kind of base we y thc l h l and wc just r ~ c ~ n l ldid side-stagc at thc Metallica show in Vancuuvcr. It was really hi-

to but whcn I luokcd at all the faces they were so different in vaiicty that knew the words to the songs. Wc basically have a would .youneer - crowd -- kids that nsver get into the clubs and

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and UMG. We dtd MuslcWcst and everybody was st111 Inleresled, we toured across Canada and did our firs1 I<ivoli 1 like the name liwnoline show I" Crush fur your hand. Does it ' l ' o r o n t o stem from a fascination with and IImt Ford's and accidents? sol~dlfiedit with CMI. Well yeah, it's kmd oula cumHow is Purge doing? bination but when we first named I think it isjust there . I don't thc bmd we were hvsicvlly nam- lamw how many copics wc'vc auld ing a domo tape to send out. 1 bul thrrc not really promoting it, wish there was m n c great long it's nut bring pushed so to speak. story I could gwr you w t h aomc it'sjust in the marketplace. When spiritual meaning hut really... my we had madc thc CD 5 ( p u r ~ ) fathcr owned an Ecnnoi~ncvan part of the dedl with the record when I wasa kidandull my friends company was that WL. could go in would bugmctaget thcvatb. Thwe and milkc a record right away. So was a b ~ ginfatoation with thc ran, many things on the CD5 wc just so that's how the name came sonically were not thal happy with about with this inigi~sclwul It. memory. Really? I was impressed How long has the band been with your rendition of Killing topether? Jokc'r "Pssyrhc." i answered an ad almost three Thanks. I grew up in a town years ago from a guy name Tam of lhres thousand pcoplc and therc Ferris who was in a band callcd war one punk rockcr. And thc Mauve on IZrttwcrk. Tom and 1 tint song hc cvcr played for mc started writing sangs together. was "Psaychr" by Killiug Jnkr and midway through our first and I was so blown away by that, demo wo both split separate ways that I starled copying all his tapes. and I continued on with Econolute I grcw up in Manitoba and to get Cmsh with the remaining mcm- records of this nature was hard. bers that we had addcd along thc IIc uscd to send mail orders to way to make it a live show. C a l h n i a to get all these punk What kind of deal do you records. So when we finally got have with EMIT the record deal. this guy was the We signed the deal whtle reason I got into this music in the making the EP. We were gomg to first place so I wanted to pay an make the EP no matter what hap- honour to Kdling Joke and kind pened. It was kind of like... we of do a decent cover of it." Will there be r concept on wantedto tour,but whcn you don't have product in the stare it's hard the new album, o r will it be to get paid anything. We decided rtraightaheadEconolineCrush? to get something tagethcr i n o r Well, that's an ~nteresling der lo pay our expenses on thc qucstiun that we've becn talking road We arc currently worklng about amongst the band. It's almost a progression fmmPurye. on our First real full-length album for EM1 and it's a multiple album P q e was an outright expulsion of all of the things at the timc that thing. By playing live in Vaoeou- were bothering me. And now. I wr, did EM1 just pick you up think that lyrically... the songs that we're w r i t i n g arc kiud of from seeing your shows? Well, what we did was put like a retrospective. (We're now nut a little demo tape which got looking back) with a link more some people interested because sane point of viaw thnn actually it rounded different than amithine being in the middle of things. thcv had heard before ~.radl;; Thcre are definite thomes run*lation called Coast 110, whch nmg throughout the songs krnd of hkc I've been throueh that plays a lot of oltmatlvr oluslsl:. plwed dr,n.,r and n u had bean and no\. we are here We've pone an wnh a caupk of sangs u.e had thruugh tuugh ttmer Vyng lo get wnttcn. This club -,tar nut tcre lhc deal lrke anv new b u d i'811 anymorr - called Etghry-Slrth wre will tell )uu. and nou we'rc Smet had this rave thing where a l n t ~a u h d r new set ufproblems H o w ir your popularit) In band would open for i h e rave The firstnmeweplayed weplayed

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that's whcru our audiencc is. It's not ~n the bars. Was it the record companies that l a n e because as soon as they ;in- derided to put yon on t h e nounced, that we were playing, Metallica bill, or how did you penplo came from all over and we land this opcning slot? ended up playing for3500 lo~S000 Every other band on the sidepeople. There was a mosh pi5 a stage was managed by a guy couple kids got cut, and they had ,; named Frank Wipcr, and it was la get security because the gate - basically Jason from MCA Canhad fdlcn over, I don't know carts tbaf wanted to sec us again. what that means, if it was jW a ' He-is r big fan oul our band and rowdy Metallica fans and hrt ital:: h a d i a h i n g to do wtth the label. the right lime but I know there - We axeyeally not getting hbcl wcrc s numbcr of pcoplc in the suppbri as far as gettmg shows or fiont that were m g i n g all the ' anything, ,We haven't as of yet. wards to thc songs so 1 think we :It's just been us and we just rehave a strong base here, it's just,.: cently -fired ow American manthal i t is underground. I don? a p n e n t ' o u t of Scanle so we've know who the record company beenturning for the last two or thinks they are sellmg the record .threr months solf-managcd.

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What other local Vaneouvcr hands that you've played with, do you see romiug slong? It's funny, the first three shows we did at The Town Pump, every hand that opened up for us broke up alter each'showl It's like we're the ultimate c u m if they opened up fat us thoy'd be loastcd. I don't really know who I'm d~ggingin Vancouver right now. I'm kind of in isolation bemg in the studio but I've heard great thlngs about a band callcd Another White Male that would bc one to watch out for. What i s the Seattle idfluenee on the band? Just having Seattle managemcnl and the fact that we spent llmc down there is are only conncction. I think the Seattle influence --you know I've said this bcforc- it's not really so much tilt music bur the attitude. Tho attiludc in Sealtle a "screw everybody." If you just play the music you like, put on a great show, then everything else w ~ llake l care of itself There is no-red worry about radio, no thought about whrtlter or not I shouldhave $aid "fuck" in thit'uerse or ghould I have done that -Theattitude is what moved m e most riabout my time in Spsitle. ., ,, ;. '.:, I found Staffle very dlrty with a lot of poorpeoplebegging in the streets on my recent trip there. How do you flnd Seatile? America is really rough, but you know the weird pa* that I found. is in Seattle dmgs are so prevalent. But you can't get pot.

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the biuest phtlosophy 1 don't want to make a r e d for the record company, for the d o , or for tho k ~ d sor whatever, ulhmately you make the record for yourself and hopefully evcryunc else comes lo the PUtY. Floally, I was wondering what your views arc on Canadian music and the direction il is taking? L."c.". I don't know It's wend, 1 th~& tl~cre What I would like to do is st& n radio revalutton in this wunlry. I really think BTC clcments of N ~ n eInch N a h in our musio; I think Iherc are elements of Miuis- that we're in desperate need of some change try; I think there are clctnents of. UZ. I in our radio. It is killing Canadian music. don't know. There's Alice and Chains. It is so hard for a band that sounds reBlack Sabbath thcres so many d~ffcrrnt motcly alternative to get played on the radio. If Randy Bachman isn't playmg th~ngsthat we have that we pull and use. I'm not sure i I you've already an- ene.;t guitar or Burton Cummings isn't swered thi* auestion with the Seattle sIti- playing piano on y o u record, it won't get tude of n ~ s k i i gmusic, but 1 was wonder- played. They've done wonders, but where is thc next Gucss Who from Canada7 For ing about the philosnpy of the bsnd. Music for all ofus is a way of exprcss- the most pad Canadians tend to play it ing our ematlons that we are unable to do safc, our music is fairly friendly. Rock n' in dally life. The band just uritcs thc brst Roll is an acronym for fieking. It should songs possiblc and really love playing hvr. bc swcaty, sticky, mcssy and it's not. In Canada it's just b o h g . We need somc We lave touring, gclling out tlncrc and losing it on stago. That's the most fun that injection of danger in radio and all of our anyone can have; it's an amazing feeling. music. Companies should sign someone That is what keeps Econoline C m h going. who is rally offthe wall to push music, to We just want to bc tlue to ourselves... thal's ~ u s hthe radio to play somelhing uew.

really stenle 1 don't want to lose the emattonal quality that I think Econolme has compared to othcr bands, I'd like to make sure there is $1111 a human element, that feeling of sggresston and frostratton chat wcavcs ilself though our muslo What a n d of rompsrisons would you cume up with to describe Econoline

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tine-an was discovered, how tools were made, how the domestication of animals began, the beginning of theological thought, or when morals. counine. -. and exoeamv began7 1.ook no funher because Lewis has incorporated all thal, plus more, in t h ~ slook at our dcscendants of milllons of years ago. But in any genre of lime or place there is always apposition to change. The argument that old ways are hetter is suggcstcd Uuough Lewis' charactermtion of Unclc Vania. who will live amane the tree dwellem and only visit the horde when hc is cold and hungry. His opposition is done tonguc in cheek Ihroughoul as Lewis pokes fun at those who still garner this train of thought. Unclc Vanja s the stepping stone that drives Father to create the future, rather than remaln a part of the past. The relationship spawns the central theme that Lewis satirizes throughout the book which characterizes humans (past and present) as incredibly self-indulgenl peoples who osc technological advances to better their o m as well as Lo over-power others. This travel into the past reveals haw little we really have come fmm our Neandcrthal predecessors. Lewis uses a familiar 'Monty Python' technique of stmy-telling that keeps you c m i n in ~ your journey to a fairy-tale past of cavc-people capable of ideological thought, philosophical inquiry, and a standard of morality This typical stone age family dredges up familiarities to a. crass between The Jelsons and The Flintstunes, which creates the perfect base for a satire on humanity.

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Take me to the Moor Othello hs il'illinm Shokesprore Avon Theatre, Stralford

esptte the mind-numbingly meaningless performance b y Ron O'Neal m the titlc ralc. Orhrllo is wonh s c m g solely for thc intriguing, Iayered portrait of isga meticulously assembled by Scott Wentworlh. His relationship with his wife, Emiha (the intcll~gent and chanwnat~sDwte Scatle), i s so dark and hitter it's mesmenzing, vastly overshadowing the dynamic bctwccn the play's central couple. But then, where O'Ncal is concerned. the question is "lb?ior dynamic'!'' tle rails and gnashes his teeth and hugs himself. reiembling nothmg so much as a pcrformcr despcrately scrabbling at the foot o f an c m o t m he'd hke to scale. What would really hclp him is simply rnaking somc eyc contact with his co-actors. He has Lucy Peacock's lnoist arbs to feed off of. aflcr all. as Dcsdemuna follows him around, waggling hke a pep. And he has the cvcr~elusivemcn-womcn-lovc-scx thmg lo cxplore. But no, O'Ncal seems determined lo go it alone. O f course, director Drian Bedford isn't home saL here. He sccms lo have bungled a nurnbcr o f decisions: Emilia's blocking in the final, high-stakes scenc is very awkward; thc officers' fight. choreographed by the expen John Stead, is shockingly phony; Alan Luing's crecping music of doom i s repeated ad nauseam; and Ming Cho Lee's stark black and white designs are so spare, so free o f curlicues, thcy

"NuSir.1 Itaverlonethy mother!" actually look cheap and ugly, as if the director had insissd on an abstract cuncept against deslgncr.~ bcltcr judg. nlent Bedford certainly doesn't bring out thc kind o f in-depth interpretation of jealousy :xnd sexual passessivcncss that u modem, psychnlog~callysavvy audicncc requires. And ycl it's i n thc tcxt. This is a Shakespeare tragedy with an unusually low body count; Olhello is principally a ttphlly wound suspenscr and scrics d c h a r acter studies. This makcs the Stratford production's 3orlcomings all tho more glar-

The Comedy of Errors b,; William Shakerpeare Tom Paltenon Theatre. Stratford

#chardM o d s stagmg o f The ComofError.s with mcmbers or the Young Company and the attendant new John Sulltvan Hayes Programme for Theatre 'Training is the one Stntford venture this year to avoid making Shakespeare look like a schmuck. Unlike Richard Mnnene and Bedford's attempts to mount the Bard this ycar. Rose's conceptton is all of a piece, the themes integrated on vanour levels. and the show. bath funnv and e+

that we fccl thcre i s always same grcy unsighllincss going on i n a corner. Trenchcoated business execs with uniform. plilst?c Rciv@n hairdos move in stylmd patterns dictated by their watchcs--them one joy seems to be furlive copulation in doorways. Some dctalls are qultc smster: the jailor and officer are each missing a limb, and a camcorder is set to record an execution for stalc records. Meanwh~le,a squarelrectangle motif i s ub~qaitous:separating characters with doors that become walls that become mirrors; causmg thcsc cityfolk to prctend, like the lemmings in "Tho Emprror's New Clothes." 1h.m thcre is really a hand-mirror or a briefcase i n front of them and not just an empty rectangular frume. Into thm world o f ~ l l u s i o n entcr the long-lost doppelgangers of Ant~pholusand Uram~o. curlcd inside glass cubes like fetii in lab jars, and havoc reigns until this city o f compctit~vc, soullcss ~ndtvidualistslcarn about inter-conncctedncss. Thankfully, Rose has inspired hlr cast to genuine enscmhle playing and despite the pratfalls and coincidences. we happily hang our dmbclicf un a peg by thc door. (Mostly.) All the apprentice perfornlers play 'big' gracefully. hut most notable arc K r ~ s t mNicoll as the spurned, sophislicated wife; the dexterously clownish Tom McCamus and Stephen Ouimette as the Dromios; and Jonathan Crombie and Kevin Bundy as the Antipholus twins--each of whom reacts very diffeicntly to his sltuation. Rose also exploits his gang well lo illustrate soliloquies and creatc magical images of twinning. I n short, Stmtford's Corned)' ofErrors gives Shakespeare breath and puts the d o u r back in his cheeks.

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Paragons of Cnnadiana, Etohicoke's Rheostatics took their tools down to thc Caribbcsn to record t h ~ snew rccord. Whether they needed a break from thc rough Canadian wmtcr, a Wcndcll Clark withdrawl recovery prugram, or simply a sun splash in thc homc of thcir ncw hcro Robcrlo Alomar, wc'll never know. Judging from the tracks

Somewhat more delicate than most previous rclcases. 'Tan L e l ~ ter to Michael Jackson," the opening lrack, sets a pleasant tone for the album, but not without a signature Rheostatics orchestral electric drive. The title track, by Tim, although one of the weaker tracks. follows the upbeat tone with the credo "llappincss Ycss!!" More pop influenced than standard Rheostatics. "Introducing Happlncss" combmes happy harmonies and upbeat gumption to entice ncw listeners into fkndom. Before any pocnliar Happiness! overruns the album, however, Rheostatics bolster their m u n d w~Lh a biting versiun uf them now standard lwc perform ance tune. Jane Sibcrry's "One More Colour." From the lyrical ballad "Digital Beach". to the tale of north Ontario advenhire "Me and Stupd", and the visionary "Onilley's Strange Dream." also known as thc scqueltoMelvil1e's"Saskatchewan". Introducing Happiness glldcs across the range of Rheostatics talents. Part folk hero music, part wall prehcnxlvc album to dare. ofsound. this new release sets the Launched from the success nfboth boys from Elobicoke even far199 1's Melville and 1992's Whale ther ahcad of the glut of banal Music, lnlroducing Hoppincs.? Canadian talent. w~tncrsesthe talents or not only Inrroducinp Hoppinem introMartin Tiellt and Dave Bidini, the duces a few new sounds into the band's prewous leadcrs, but also Rheusratics opus and b ~ l r l r r s the oddity of Dave Clark and clar- thcir foundallon of solid, palriatic, and ground breaking m u , ity of Tim Vesely. With backbone tracks frnm cal genius. Although not quite as sinTiclli and Bldini, ln~roduaing Happiness stands solid againsl cere as Me/ville, nor as intense as Whole Mu,ric, Infwducing Happrevious Rheastatics albums, with pleasant surprises thrown in from piness is more dwerse and just as Vusely and Clark. excellent.

single are evident on "1 Hate My Generation" and the beautiful lead-off single "Coax Me." The video for "Coax Me" rs a ARer a smashing debut and a lcngthy hiatus from the studio (an good indication of where Sloan almost ccnain recipe for disas- nrc coming fromlheading. On a tcr,) Halihn pretty hoys Sloan seventies backdrop, the band have returned to see if they can (looking not a little like the Bay dnplicate thcir earlier success. City Rollcrs) play the song atop This tme, however, thry'vc rather tacky pillars - pop with a taken a completely different ap- self-relflexsive sense of humour. pruach, upting for The nnly problem 1 have with a bubblegummy pop sound with the album is the single "Shame much less emphasis on over- Shame" which is a little too sickly loaded guitar-wrecking an~plifi- sweet and luo sing-snngy. cation. And I don't hke the line ahout Surprismgly, it works. Nath- Consolidated: "I think Consolsing can wreck a band's chance to dated's o k . Ill's not the band I maintain its followers than com- hate, it's their fans." pletely revamping its sound, but Having met Consolidiltcd, 1 Sloan have managed lo maintain can say that they are in fact the beautiful vocal harmonies assholes. What were Sloan thinkevident an their first Peppermiof ing? hy Sandy Atnal Imprint staff

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asserts its power not through layem of Latin rhythm, but through its characteristically Davtd Byrne While the Latin heats still linger in the background, Byme has returned his music to the crisp guitar sound that made Talking Heads heroes of the early eighties avant garde. His choice of lyrical inspiration, too, is reminiscent of talk in^ lleadr: 77. Onlv , David Bvme can write songs about inane subjects and regular people and still make them endearing. So when he sings "you tell me I'm an assholclsornet~mes you're an asshole too" we still manage to feel charmed by his sincerity Byrne's lyrics are not, and never have been, tcmbly eloquent or poetxc even, yet the subjects he alights on always lend him a w i c k 4 twist. In "Strange Rctual," Byrne smgs uf remote villages with p e e ple "proudly wearing - digital watches," and a young lndonesian girl, "possessed by the spirit ~

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of mutant ninja turtles..' I" .'Self contcmplatel ~ a dM can,'' genetic engtneering through "designer genes." No. hc doesn't write sheer poetTy and his voice isn't getting any younger, but the keen curiosity of his lyrics, and signature crisp guitar, keep Byme near the top of the aging rock star heap. Byme, tua, has had to come to grips with h e realisation that his best w a n are historv and so he wnles. m the ooenin~track. ~

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no, that was a long long time ago." When Byme played Toronto last month, he left behind the ten piece back up band that he has enjoyed ever s i n e Slop Making Senre, choosing instead to strip down and bring us the basics of his musical career. And that is what Dovid Byrne sceks to do. It may not be perfect, crisp and clean, but it has enough flavour to be nspectable.

Just where this four piece from Boston intends lo fit mto the world of rock and roll is rather unclear, at least by the sounds of this album. Thcir penchant for metal-esque guitar riffs and gencral hysteronics alienate them from the "alternative" crowd, yet their artiness and sometimes fuzzv effects n w l e lhrm 80 oscr thc heads of ths avc w g e mcrnlhead A5 a result, thtr al bum e not exactly shining units by the millions. Yet this seems a shame somehow, because oddly enough this album is actually rather good, in spite of itself. Thc Gigalo Aunts basiwlly tread a fine line between the Lc,,m,l,cad, rirc. u,r "Lirk" " l ~ bum, and, um, Boston. Awful as that may sound,it can be appealing. Lead off track and fin1 single "Cope" is like a fuzzed up

BTO, but succeeds with ils sheer tunefulness. as do "Lemon Prrlm" (replete with a KISS-like guilar rim and other s~ngle"Mrs. Washington", with a chorus Slcvc Pcrry could actually apprcciate. Even better is "Bloom", which has those pearling hamonier that make Teenage Fanclub so warm on the ears, and the self' titled closer that surprisingly rounds likc a n Elvis Costcllu ballad. ' The rrffola and "big hair" sound - - ~do --~so - over the top at times, notably onG'Gun"and "Flgurind', but overall this album scares you by achlally making yuu comtemplale the idea that, hey, classic ruck maybe isn'l a bane on society. But then of course ten seconds later ~

senses, and wonder.

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ing punk bands, thcy haw pummcllcd out somc grcat political. social and down-right funny songs. Ranging from songs that qucstion thc actsons of the government in "Perfect Government" to making fun of their oublicist in "Jeff Wears Uirkenstockr" NOFX bars no subjcct from ridicule or criticism. Personally, the message of labellmg people in "Don't Call Me White" hits the spot on thw album as they state "I wasn't brought here I was b o r n / circumciaed,categorizcd,

An upsurge in popularily for punk music spawned by the success of both the Offspring's smash album and Green Day's Doohe, levelled the road for othor such ounk bands to brine ihetr mustc to the forefront for natlanal and international exposure. Thcsc hands in particular are commonly wovcn wlth their Bad Religion label, Epitaph, which has cornered the Southern Califorma punk industry. Feeling success, and making good records isn't anything ncw for NOPX who& last album Whirc Tmvh, Two Herh.r ando Beon won them best album two yean In a row in Flipside magazme. Their cwrent album punk in dnrblic (cool name) is sure lo win back fans, as well as wm some aver. Coined as one of tho hardest work-

allegiance sword Does that mean1 have totake suchshiU For Being F a r skmncd? No!/ I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just you're average Joe." Other stand out tracks include "Lino ieum," "the Cause," and "the brews" all worth acouple listens. Punkin drublic is on incredible album with

fmm hcll." Down i7y law, picked up by the Epitaph label incorporates mcmbcrs from a mish-mash of different punk bands. R e l e a v i n e features nineteen giungy punkinfluenced tuncs that arc immedialclv catchv. Down Bv ~ aarei s& to makc name for lhemselvcs following their instinct torackouttheir lyrically sound tunes. Dave Smallcy, fomicrly of Department of Youth Services, leads this band with a voice that screams with the best ofthem yet can keep a tune to save his life.

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them as formerly bemg Pray far Rain, who had a rather fine song in rotation on CFNY a couple ycais back called "Pocketful of Dreams". Since then the band has got a new lead singer, and have bccn forced to find a new name sincc around threeother bands on the continent record undcr Pray for Rain. Ltstentng to this tape frankly makes you wonderhowthisband can w e n get along together, much less write songs. It's all over the road: bumped up againstthe Skaof "Faith .-.... Hellino ..--...= "~8" . i. s the ~~~r bin-lmn-csuuc "Mad-. fuiluwod ~~~r then by the almost Fruvous-esque (but in a m l w ~..-,, v > ~ ~ l . i l i tCrane"1which h -..made John o"".~ Sakamoto's "Anti-Hit Lis1"recently) and lhe serious folk of a redone "Pocketful of ~reams". It sounds like six different bands \

by Ken Brysun Imprin1st.,Il Billing themselves as h n W j a z ~with a smattering of rap, Australians Dig Lkcpcr fulfil the~rattempts at musical melange. Well almost. What actually transpires is loose funk. predtctable jazz, and jusl plain bortng rap. Despite all of their misgivings, though, Die Deeoer do manare to nlav some catchv rims and arrange a few interesting tunes. Dirrcmions in Grrmvr opens with "Two Way Dreamtimc," a fine example of lame rap overlaying early Talking Heads guilar n f k and charged saxnphnnc TIE instmmental "Medium Rare," which appcars ncnt, improvcs Dig's first impression, though, by adding hammond organ and losing the rap. And sa LXruclions in Groovr, contlnues, with lame atlempts at jazz hiphop ~nterspersedwith decent mlrurnental tracks. For thc best tracks, chcck out "D.N.A and "Hip Replacement." two wcll layered and hammond organ fvundcd tunes. For thc cost of CD's hcrc in K-W. don't rush out to huy this disc If you find yourself in T.O. with thirteen bucks lo spare, however, choose this avcr thc new BNL anyday. And if your puckcts aren't deep enough lo dig into, there's always the public library,

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The album is an excellent introduction to the band if you've never heard of them before. Including the super-hyped Pmclaimers'"5W miiei'cover hlnepepped up punk-rock style is ratherenlightening, yet tmishesanvcredibilitvtoother grcat songs on thc album. Lead off track "Punk Wun," and "Hit or Miss" dolwcr cmotion, energy and pure punk atl~tudethat continues throughout. Cool song titles 1ike"Punkus Puck." "Chocolate Jerk" d S y m p a t h y CorU~e World" not only inspire cunos~ty,but the ivingguilan arc guaraned to raise the temperahire in any room. Rancid not only has the music and the attitude. thev have the hair. Swrtine two foot spiked mohawks, studded iatheGackets and a 'don't fuck w ~ t hme' appearance. Ranc~dcarries thls presence into their secand release on Epitaph with Let i Go I Let's go indeed. This adrenaline rush hits you ~tralghton thc b r a m with catchy guitar riffs and the punk attitude that makcs one shudder to lhink. With twenty-three tracks you're sure to get your money's worth of music, not to mcntion somc inyerface atlahide to boot. From pcrsvnal cxperiencev Rancid includes topics of drug addiction, class distinctions, and police violence mto some of the socially conscience sanes. "Radio." co-written wiih Green Day's BJ h s t r o n e , glorifies the band's gem& love of mu& but "Salvation" is a favourite that is g e l ling all tho airplay. Rancid wdl sock it la you, they'll make you rawk, they'll kick the shit out of you, so let's go!

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writers to focus in one area, and hone their sound into something quite fine indeed. Even so, taken for what it is, there are some good songs on here, especially "Pock?,fill o ..f Dreams", although this does smack of a band thatwantstomilk tbcir glory days (or all its worth (they basically tmk the ortginal vocal track and overdubbed in new singer Elaine Secord's -- the music is 4 the same). "Lilillt Crane" is n d y wry, being a paean to that unsung sex symbol that is Frasicr's ex, and tho closcr "Key to Nothing" espe. cially showsthat Secord is a strong addition to the b a d Overall this tape is a good snapshotofa lalentedbandthat is =imsr " vvinv tu ru v l u r ; ~ ~ . rslf dralrurr soon. Here's hoping the Comer is the case. As . a. ridchar. arc a ,rood band live. so .~ - -tho" ~~ check them out i i t h q play in the area soon.

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lo tllc ovcrdl round. \Ylth thc Bryan Ferry assishlncc of formcr Roxy Mmic Mun,o,,"cl ~ m l l c a g o c s . goiler8st Phil Vtrg~o Rrcordr ~Mmzaneraand saxophonipt Andy .Vvlackay, the groove lllat ridcs beneath the vclvcl-llkc texturc kceps driving w ~ t hstrong urban intlucnces. This is especially truc Bryan Fcny is one of thosc of the tracks 'Whlcb Way To few truly creative spirits. Since T u r n ' , 'Wildcat Days' and the demise of Roxy Music. Fcny 'Gemini Moon'. 'Wildcat Days', has had a considerable stylistcc co-wriltcn by Brian Eno, is pcrmfluence over much of pop mu- haps the strongest song both music. Dealing with high expecta- sically and lyrically. Brnn Eno tions and being one of the pio- and Bryan Feny have been apart neers of glam-rock, his music hat for too long, the encrgy of their sh~ltedtowards mainstream adult part endeavors and that of this mustc. Hiseartrack is proof iier post-Roxy of that. albums, Hoys My only and(iirls, Bete com~,Inint Noire and Tilni about thiv nlL have done 111bum, is one tlc to disprove that has lhls common dogged Fsrry rcmark llowon all of h15 c v e r . previous solo Mamouno hub albums, it proven Ferry's seelns too critics wrong. slick and ovcr With the produczd. help of dmmHowever. it is mer Steve Ir-s ..... ohv8nns ... ... . Ferronc and guitarist David than his past works. Williams, Feny returns to the days Mnmouna, a name derived of Rary MUSIC. Mur~cally,t h ~ s from the Moroccan Sahara, has album is comparable to Avalon, been a long time in coming. It and more &en than not. the lyr- spells a return to Ferry's roots ~ c sstrengthen the overall quality and allows you lo for@ his more of it. lackluster albums. ' T u l and Bele The muslc is syacey, with an Noire. Ferry has comc full circle underlying R 81 R bcat. Feny's from the days of IRoxy Music. vocals resonate hke a backdrop let's hope there's morc to come. ~

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5ong gets aluck i n n flutc loop that lent. ( 5 cntertatntng ttmr, but as lmdduni thc fin1 vcrsc drags on and on without any change whatsoever, wc are essentially left with Speech by GregKralchick copping over s&nc buckgiound lmprintStaff music, which proves to be rathcr dull. The some happens o n Thc claim has bcen made "Achc'n for Acrcs" and to a lesser many a time that Speech, the lead extent on "Mr. Landlord". singer of Arrcstcd Devclopmcnt, This aside though, is basically the Michael Stipe of Zingolanrrrduni does prow to be the hip-hop world. Tme enough, at turns enlightening, entertainthey're both from the South, and ing, and even joyful to listcn to. they both want Apparently the 10 raise awareintention was to ncss of issues create an album that sounds like m u s q but the you're listening fact is that to your favorite while R.E.M. radio station. (WMFW in this case, meaning Wc M w t Fight and w ~ l l l ~ ucomt Win) and the first track is basically Raha Ole (the older soul in this A.U.'s music is nghl there, clcar ensemble) signing thc station on, as a bell, wlthout good 01' name checking various artists lhnt Michacl's i~ninlelligablc are obviuusly influences, from mumblings and crlvtlc words that Rob Marley lo Pubhc Enemy lo send music fans stroking their Yowsor N'Dour. From thcre the chins for many an hoar, picking album swing through a variety of out this or that obscure rcfcrencc. themes. 'I here's the longmg tbr a Yes, in Speech's case even role model in "United Front", his namc implies that he wants where Speech calls on, "red ond you to listen, and listen hard. Proh- the hlock and the green..." hell lems arise though when it seems anyone for people to model afiei more time is being spent on Following this is the wonderhdly wordsmnhmg than on actually bright "Africa's Inside Me", with playing a good t u n e Take its tinkling keyboards and c l a m "Umted M~nds"for examplc: the that, well, Africais insidethe band, even down to the curl of their hair; ''she's givinr me my pride/ and rening me J?ec". "Pnde" is equally impressive, the sorl of deep southern spiritual that cvoker images of steamy afternoons in some bayou town. Other highlights include "Kneelin' At My Altar" and the single "Ease My Mind". Speech's rap style is good although he comes off babbling in parts with subjects rangtng from envtronniental~smlo ahortion (and inevitably racism.) The pomt is though that alhums llke this generate discusston, lice thought, and so fbrth. llthis were fused with sumc more attention to mteresting beats and arrangements, this album would b e stronger, but as it is "Zingalamaduni is well worth hearing.

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ImprinlstalT Recorded I ; s t October right here on our friendly cnmpns. Boh Wlseman'~ncw recordink2 IS ,I. son of homecorntng. Not that UW is his alma mater or anything, hut Kcwore "f,/Hoh is unlike h ~ smost recent three albums in one dtstinct fashion: it is pure j a m Ycr, Bob and hls two cohorls holed themselves up in thc nonh campus Bauer warchousc last year for an hour of live jatz broadcart on our fine radm stallon CKMS-FM (100.3). Thc rcsult: CKMS's finest hour and one damn good album. Rewore of Bob retains the extemporaneous quality of thc original bmadcasl and the spirit of Bob's improvisational '

jazz.

With Bob on keyboardr. Don Kcrr on dmmr, and Hugh Phillips

on bass guitar, the tension mounts, subsides, flares up, and climaxes throughout, 811 wnh a healthy dose of joking around. Their hour of fun contains straight furward j a z ~(if there is such a thmg) - "twddle dee dum": ,much musical experimentation - "who who who (ahem)" and "play like hugh, the nnghtly news, your first favourile song"; and quirky radiochatter -"morticiandun." Each other track rests somewhere between a combination of the above, Bobby going nuts, and noise gonc askew. In other words, great musicians playing refreshing must Releascd by London Ontario's own Sabre Toque Records lakl, Brwiirr uJ'Bob is a clcan Canadian product. Uuy (his album and suppon tme indic m u sic, Bobby Wiscman,jau,CKMS. and not thc least, your local economy. Bob wouldn't want it any other way.

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Upon first hcarine of the dubious reformation of the English shoe-gazcrs Pale Saints, one Is first tempted to wonder whether this i s merely some record company excc's idea of a profitable cash cow, or whether Graham N a y s m i t h merely woke up one morning, went aver and pulled his dusty g u t t a r o u t the closet, called up his mates and sad. "Let's Jam" Here we run into difficulties. thc least of which is I can't imaginc lvo Watts pressurtng any band to do very much of anythtng. No1 exactly Richard Branson. I also simply couldn't ~magineany member of the Pale

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True, Slow Buildings is not a whole lot like old Pale Saints. (although thc single "Angel", ir purc vlntage power-pop Pale Saints) Much o f the album rclies less hcirvily on production and eflccts than the Palc Saints of old, and doesn't hidc flaws behind washcs of sonic delirium. Not to say that thc Palc Simls of old was had, hut the new album is truly exciting, dark in places (most notably the funenlprecession of the Seven minutc long "Henry"), and extremely sunny in others, a in the very ncxt song, "Under Your Nose". This album lruly marks the return of a fanlastic hand liom the past, which could out-write, out-play and b e more rememhctcd than any o f t h c liltlc mckstcrs in this, the sad. sad year of 1994.

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special tolrnprint Okay, so the album has hccn out for five or six months now. the show has comc and gonc, and you've already heard three or four tracks on thc radio to the point of nausea. But if I'd written this rcview when I first got the CD, I doubt I would have hecn very favourable to it -- il did nothing for me. Sure, one or two tracks wcrc mtcresting ("Take it Rack" stood out, and precious little else), but overall i t wasn't worth the time to listen to. Several months laler, I find the album has grown on me -- the morn I llstrn to il, the #nure1 like 11. It is not "classic" Floyd, and Water's absence is obvious. But it isnot "the David Gilmour Band"

to the extcnt that A Momentaly Lapse of Reason was. cithcr. "Marooned," for example, sounds ,much like the old Floyd, as d o pans of What Do You Want From Me." "Poles Apart," or "High llopcs." This time out the song writing is good, and the overall cffcct is much more moody and darker than Lapse o f Rcasm, and definitely more cohcrcnt. N o t sorprislngly, listening to just the singles or radio cuts lesscn the album considcrably. The Division Rell should he heard as a wholc. not as pieccs: the "hig" sound of Pink Floyd works best when the tracks are allowed to build up to each other. Basically, if you haven't already hnuehl a copy. ernh nnr and give it a n y . Purists may still decry the missing Waters, and The Division Bell may not cvcr ho cansidcrcd one of Pink Floyd's best works, but it iscertainly worth a chancc.

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