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Codrington wanted to make it clear that by talking with Axworthy, he and the other OUSA delegates were not condoning his proposals. He felt that neglecting to do so would be failing in his duties to the students. “We’ve got a responsibility to become involved.” The federal government is not planning on completely abandoning students. They are currently considering federally funded income-cent i ngent repayment loans but have not made any definite decisions about the form they will take. “There are many ways to arrange the details of such an approach.” The Federation of students is currently examining the issue. “We’ll be ready with our model sometime in November,” said Codrington. The issue of loans is very complicated, as if the government allows students to accrue too much debt, it may actually be more ex-

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ast Saturday, The Faculty of Science had an Open House. Between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. visitors were impressed by many exhibits, displays and presentations in the biology, chcmistry and physics buildmgs. There was something for everyone. Talks on the scanSome things, science ning lasers or “Electron Microscopy of Advanced Materials” were geared to the technical-minded perhaps, but there was plenty for kids too. “The Circus of Physics” was busy with kids learn-

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he struggle to preserve Clayoquot Sound, our last remaining tract of in tact temperate rainforest, has begun to symbolize fears worldwide about wildlife extinction and hopes to continue fragile ecosystems. On November 6, Valerie Langer and Garth Lcnz from the Friends of Clayoquot Sound in British Columbia will be presenting a slide show in Kitchener on the recent developments in the fight to save our rainforest. The presentation will take place at 3 o’clock p.m. at the Adult Recreation Centre, on the corner of Allen and King St. Clayoquot Sound on Vancouver Island is one of the largest remaining tracts of temperate rainforest in the world and the site of the largest act of civil disobedience in Canada’s history. The Friends of Clayoquot Sound have been actively working on preserving the 26,000 hectares of islands, valleys and inlets, which are the homes to numerous endangered species, for the past fifteen years. Clayoquot Sound contains trees up to 1500 years old and holds more biomass than any other ecosystem in the world. Presently, Clayoquot Sound is being clear cut by multiBecause no national logging companies. trees are left standing in a clear cut, the forests become fragmented, destroying bio-diversity, fish habitats and soil. Also, because this is an unsustainable and heavily mechanized method, clear cutting reduces forestry jobs and hurts our economy. In April of 1993, the British Columbia provincial government passed the decision to allow logging in 74 percent of the ancient forest. This decision followed shortly after the NDP government in B.C. invested $50 million in MacMillan Bloedel, the mainrnultinational logging company in Clayoquot Sound. The decision spurred action from many organizations world-wide, as well as mass civil disobedience in the Sound. People were charged up to $3000 for blocking roads and

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students, grad students, faculty and staff. He plans to hold this show twice annually, once in the fall term, and once in the

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and 27, Fed Hall hosted its first Micro-brewery Trade show. Even though the concept of such anevent has been around for a few years, it has never yet A . come to trueOh oh, I think she swallowed . v.. tion. In fact, a few years ago, the breweries were contacted, but showed little interest. This time however, it appears to be a success. Organized by Tabitha Froats and Lee Fitzsimmons, UW students and Fed Hall staff, the show had representatives from eight different microbreweries, from all over the province. Chuck McMullen, the manager of Fed Hall, said he was “pleasantly surprised’at the turnout. Even though Fed Hall has an image of playing dance music and caterirlg to frosh, hesaid that the turnout had included 4th year

15 microbreweries in the provi n c e , McMullen said the ideal number to attend would be eleven; that’s the number of tap sections Fed Hall 1

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house party gone awry has resulted in two Laker students being A harged with rape. The alleged victim was attending a party on October 14 at a house on Carter Avenue. In a statement to police, she said that she had been in one of the rooms of the house, alone with one of the her alleged attackers.

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took place between the hours of 3 a.m. and 9 a.m.

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the licensed establishments on the Laurier campus. The accused will submit their pleas October 3 1 in a pre-trial at the Kitchener Courthouse. -with

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irabakaran Balendran “Piraba”, a second year Electrical Engineering stu dent at University of W~tterlon~ passed away due to illness, on Friday, October 21, 1994. Piraba was on his third work term in Toronto* He parted with hisparents, who are living in Sri Lanka, to attain higher education. Piraba was born in Sri Lanka, on October 22, 1969. He came to Canada in 1990, and through his hard work succeeded in many things. He graduated from Emery Collegiate Institute, in Toronto, with high grades and entered University of Waterloo in 1992. --

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he recent Mexican elections, of August 2 1, have yielded a new president who will not take office until December. This successor will fmd himself facing an increasingly turbulent and restless Mexico, in which uprisings such as the one which occurred in Chiapas will be quite common. What is the reason for this instability, and what should the newly elected president do to try and quash it? One of the greatest dangers in Mexican authority is that the president has too much power, and can become in danger of being out of touch with his constituents. This is certainly what happened in the case of Carlos Salinas de Gortari, who was the previous president of the country. The only thing that has saved Mexico from the economic and political crises which have plagued

other Central American countries is the fact that most of the people high up in the Mexican government were foreign educated, and therefore have the business acumen to deal on an international level.

The ruling party in Mexico is the Institutional Revolutionary Party power

(PRI), which has been in since 1928. Within the party itself there have been many acts of dissent, and in March, presidential candidate Luis Donald0 Colosio was murdered. The way the party remains strong is through the use by the foreign educated politicians oftheirpolitical connections to other countries to create things like the NAFTA agreement, which benefitted Mexico greatly. With money, the PRI is able to buy consent of industry, and subsequently of the individual population. Still, they only won 50.4 percent of the votes in the 1988 election, andmany people think that this was only achieved through electoral fraud. What this has to do with the Chiapas uprising is that the Chiapas uprising of last January is sympto-

matic of the mood of those individuals in Mexico who feel marginalized. No matter who is elected into office in Mexico, it seems, the poverty cycle of those living in rural areas, and even in Mexico city itself, does not change. Every so often, this unrest and dissent reaches a breaking point and an uprising occurs. The PRThas the ability simply to buy off whoever it is who is rebelling. They do this with grants and concessions to the industries who are being affected. These industries then aid in the quashing of the rebellion, and the people quickly lose solidarity and go back to their usual cycle of pov-

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Awey Peters Sr. Ufflcer of Internal Affairs

e’d like to give you a financial update this week, as promised during Christine Dewhurst’s election campaign last February. Here’s where the money matters stand as of August 3 1, 1994, according to the accounting wizardry of our VP Operations and Finance. The Feds are a non-profit corporation. The annual Budget of the Federation of Students is balanced so that Fed fees paid by students each term tind the Student Government expenses, and the profits made by our businesses cover their own expenses,and then supplement student government activities. Despite the fact decreased traf-

fic flow in the Campus Centre has reduced sales in all businesses, we’re in decent shape. Check out thesenumbers from the Spring term: The Used Book Store made $20,025 over the summer, compared to $2 1,127 in the same time last year. Even in its temporary location, the UBS is still a booming business. Plans for the future include updated equipment to provide more efficient service, as well as the continuation of exporting books through a U.S. company. Nebraska Book Co. buys texts that may not be used here at UW, but are good elsewhere in North America. That means the UBS will still buy your old texts even if a UW prof won’t use them. The Campus Shop lost $13,839, compared to a loss of $ I6,6 17 last year. There’s hope that the new location in the Student Centre will help Campus Shop sales -- as well as a reminder to students that the Campus Shop in the CC is a Federation business, unlike the

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Hall. In the new building, the Campus Shop will be expanding in the area of group

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greater selection of casual wear, and will have a new pricing strategy to benefit UW students. Fed Hall lost $99,302 over the summer term, compared to a loss of $7 1,153 last year. This is due in part to having fewer students on campus this past summer, and the fact that new night clubs in Kitchener are posing stiff competition for Fed Hall. Not to worry though, losing cash over the summer is standard fare for Fed, since we make it back over the rest of the year. The Music Source lost $5,793 by the end of August, compared to a loss last year of $5,207. Other music stores in town pose stiff competition for the Music Source. In the newly renovated Student Centre, the Music Source will be included in our brand new convenience store. The focus of the Music Source will be on custom orders with a 2 day turnaround, as well as used CDs, The new convenience store will mean one-stop shopping for pop, juice, chocolate bars and snacks, newspapers, magazines, stationery, greeting cards, dry goods and a Post Office. The Bombshelter lost $9,449, whereas last year the Bomber made $11,650 over the summer. With the expanded patio, and the new quiet pub planned for the Student Centre, the Bomber should be in fine shape for the Spring. The Graphix Factory lost $11,718 compared to a loss of $8,300

last summer. In the new

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On to the Student Government side ofthings, which includes things like programming for concerts, po-

litical involvement, services like BACCHUS, PALS, and the Ombudsperson, the Feds Handbook, and activities of the Offices of Academic Affairs, Internal Affairs and Student Issues. From May 1 to August 31 we incurred expenses of $143,575, compared to

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ast week, Ralph Klein, the Conservative premier of Alberta took a bold step in initiating a plan to remove one of the most hallowed (hollowed?) institutions of universities - tenure. For years, tenure has been revered as a protector of academic freedom. The most popular line of reasoning argues that giving a professor a permanent job, with only a very slim chance of being removed from that job, allows said professor to pursue

research without fear of being told to stop for what we may term “political reasons.” Thus, the professor can pursue an inquiry with which her or his superiors don’t agree, without

I’ear of reprisal,

The problem, of course, is that some professors can also use tenure as an opportunity to slack off without being held accountable for their unproductiveness. Eliminating tenure, however, would not mean an end to academic freedom. If anything, it would eliminate the problem of lazy professors with few bad side effects. Allow me to explain. At a university where tenure was abolished, and a professor was slacking off, the elimination of tenure would allow the university to fire him or her, Great.

However, what if that professor was fired for political reasons? Well, first let us estiblish that such an act would not go unnoticed. As Rushton has demonstrated, the public at large rarely remains unaware of the controversial work that professors conduct. Even ifthe work wasn’t asinteresting as Rushton’s, at the very least the academic community would be well aware of an incident where a professor was let go for reasons unrelated to the research itself. If the professor truly thinks he or she was dismissed unfairly, they’re hardly going to let it pass without making a fuss about it. Now if this happens, two events will occur. First of all, a university that investigates the incident fessor’s research

and feels that the pro-

was valid and was fired unfairly will snatch up the professor. Universities generally do like to have clever professors. Second of all, the academic community both inside and out of the offending university will become aware that this is not a university to try and get ajob at. Why work at a place where one’s research is subject to the whims of one’s superiors? These two events will conspire to create a situation where the university will either correct the error of its ways to save its reputation and keep attracting professors, or suffer the judgement of students and other universities and end up severely damaging its reputation. In the long run, the university wili completely 1oseits credibility if it chooses this last course of action. Because universities act as self-interestedagents in this case,market forces will conspire to ensure that academic freedom . will be respected whether tenure,is there to institutionalize it or not. I am we11 aware

that this brief

and

analysis doesn’t do justice to the debate; however, I think it’s clear that it’s time to rethink tenure. It may well turn out that tenure is an idea whose time crude whole

has passed.

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hen Imprint published its nau and rendering her even more defenceless. “teeth” of a fish, a phallic symbol if I’ve seating “Parking Lot is Full” “car And not just any eye! It is her right eye that is ever seenone. Yes, in the infantile and hatetoon” advocating the sexual at- missing, the right eye that transmits informafilled minds of the inhu-mans drawing this tack of women with dildo/hacksaws, I tion and light to the left, analytical, side of the “cartoon,” it is The (their) Phallus which thought that it had plumbed the depths of brain; the woman is to be deprived of all perpetrates this well-deserved horror on a misogyny. T should have known better, and logic, leaving her a subservient vessel for poor, innocent woman’s body and mind. now that I have seen the latest “cartoon,” I &u-man desires. “You must be new here,” saysthe male do. This “cartoon” portrays an inhu-man Loss of mouth. Let us not.even mention -- illustrating the pent-up anger of inhuand a horribly mutilated woman standing her mouth, which has clearly been sewn shut. mans, as women strive, after millennia of next to a fish tank containing a piranha. “I have no mouth, and I must scream.” (Once oppression and inequity, to claim their rightLet us look at some of the horrors again, the inhu-mans drawing this “cartoon” ful place in society. But no, to these inhuvisited upon this woman: mans, “pushy” women are to LOSS of fingers. The blame. Just as a rape victim woman is left with only a must have provoked her asstump, leaving her in a helpsault, thewoman inthec&carAnd how, of COUEW, can we ignore toon” has invited the terror less subservient position to the male. From now on, she visitedonherbytheveryfact the lOgo on the woman’s hat: “pet of being new, by insisting on will have to depend on him being where she doesn’t befor writing, eating, and lTiiwZd”? The message is very sexual gratification, renderlong, instead of staying at home in the kitchen, pregnant ing her his slave. It is most &ear: she lives in a world ofpets; and barefoot (not so coinciinstructive to note how her fingers are missing; the condentally, the “cartoon” does she is, in fact, a pet of men, not reveal the woman’s feet). fiscation by males of anyThe woman is merely getting a boy-toy. thing in a woman reminisher just reward. cent of a phallus? Finally, in his further efforts hs of a breast. The to humiliate, and torment the inhu-mans of “The Parking Lot is Full” clearly wish to remove the are too frightened to even contemplate draw- woman, the inhu-man in the “cartoon” is making a “splish splish” sound with the woman from her nurturing nature, symbol- ing the lips they really wish to sew). And how, of course, can we ignore the water, mimicking the sounds of the rape it izing, essentially, the murder of Mother Nature by Inhu-Man Science. I suppose we logo on the woman’s hat: “Pet World”? The is implied he hasjust put the woman through should consider ourselves lucky that the messageis very clear: she lives in a world of (when a man is shown in a “laboratory” pets; she is, in f&t, a pet of men, a boy-toy. III without pants and with a wide smirK on nis inhu-mans drawing this “cartoon” are tetified by the very idea of female sexuality; casewe don’t get the message, near her hat is face . . .). But then, what should one expect from otherwise, we would no doubt be seeing her hair, done up in a ponytail -- the ancient male fantasy of women asponies who are fit a “cartoon” called “The Parking Lot is genital mutilation as well. Full”? LOSSof an eye. As if the rest of the only to be ridden. And how has all of this mutilatory tormutilation wasn’t bad enough, the woman has lost an eye, partly reducing her sight, ture taken place? By the much exaggerated - Name withheld by request

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Tuition doesn’t pay for research To the Editor, The article by Tan Lim (“Tuition Fees: What Are Students Paying For?“, October 14,1994) questions the extent that tuition contributes to the cost of research at the University of Waterloo. The basic belief is that tuition not only covers the direct costs of teaching but also some of the hidden costs of research and that if this is not true now, it will be true if tuition is doubled. I think this is an appropriate question for discussion, and it is difficult to argue that students should not be informed of how tuition is being used. However, there are additional facts that are relevant to this discussion and a few statements that need to be corrected. The teaching loads in the Dcpartment of Physics as stated are not correct. The actual load varies from three to five courses per year per faculty member depending on additional duties (research and administration). No one teaches just “2 courses and a laboratory.” These loads involve teaching a very large number of students because of the large average class size of first and second year courses. In the article, the salaries of regular faculty are compared to those of sessionals; however, faculty members have many other duties besides teaching and research that are not shared by sessionals, who admittedly are poorly paid. These include curriculum design and course preparation, graduate supervision, supervision of undergraduate research projects, design

became.

of undergraduate laboratory experiments, student counselling, departmental administration, etc. Extensive use of sessionals, even if enough could be found, would result in an institution much more like 2 high school with a greatly curtailed graduate program and much less student-faculty contact. In addition, some research is a necessary part of undergraduate teaching since it is a major impetus for faculty to remain current and up-to-date in their teaching. It is very difficult to accurately separate the cost of teaching from that of research.A different approach is to compare tuition at private universities and colleges in the United States. Public institutions are subsidised as are all universities here. Most small, private colleges conduct no serious research, so all the costs should be associated with teaching. At major research universities, the university pays for only that part of each faculty member’s salary, usually 75% but even less at many schools, that is viewed as being associated with teaching. The remainder is covered from research grants. In addition, the universities collect overhead charges ofapproximately 50% on all research grants and contracts. Tuition at private schools, which should more accurately reflect the actual cost of teaching, is still $12,000-$18,000 per year. In addition, endowments, several of which are in excess of one billion dollars, are a major source of revenue for private institutions. I think that it would be a disaster for Canada if tuition is ever raised to the level that it fully covers all the expenses of teaching. Good arguments can be made that society benefits when everyone can afford a university education, but

tuition would have to increase several-fold before it pays for research. James Chair

R. Lepock

of Physics

Weird walk through the park Tu the Editor, It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon; leaves were scattered all over the grass as children ran gaily through them, creating a whirlwind of colour as sounds of their laughter soared through the air. However, as I was walking along over the golden carpet of leaves, all I could feel was the sad, heavy feeling in my heart. It was as if all the beauty around me was filtered away by my sadness, and everything that reached my eyes seemed cold and grey. How different everything seemed from just a few hours before. I had been taking a walk with my boyfriend on the very same path when we came across this man, his arms heavily laden with groceries. He was barely able to take a few steps without having to lay down his bags to take a rest. Seeing his difficulty, my boyfriend and I offered to help him carry his bags. As we were walking with him towards his home at the other end of the park, I noticed that he started to feel somewhat uneasy and as soon as we reached his home, he left us in a great hurry. I was puzzled; I could not understand why he seemed so anxious to get away from us. It was only later that I realised what was making him so uncomfortable: fear. Fear of two students enjoying a Saturday afternoon stroll in the park. I do not blame the man for his trepidation; from all the horror stories and negative images that we are bombarded with, the man had every reason to be afraid. Everyday, the media hurls out stories of violence, of racism, of innocent vic-

abusive relationship she endured and survived It was compelling reading. Thank tou for publishing it, Your edi%)rial was also compelling, and I& similar reasons. I appreciated that you weren’t arguing a principle, which made a nice change. I will lo.3k forward to more work of this quality in /sprint in the future.

tims terrorised by crime. These are the images that stick to our minds, casting shadows over any displays of love, compassion and kindness that we may come upon. I believe the time has come for each of us to reach into ourselves, and to examine the wall of suspicion and distrust that has been built. Only once we have learned to see past this barrier may we be able to open up our view of the world and see the hope and promise that exists around us. And maybe then we will be able to truly appreciate a beautiful autumn walk in the park. Camline

Mike Bysun English (RPIY)

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Imprint hates Celiac

To the Editur, On Tuesday, October 25th, the Federation of Students attempted to hold the Annual General Meeting for the corporation. To meet quorum, there must be 50 undergraduate students in attendance. One might think that with anundergraduate pop\llation of 16,000 it would not be c’ifficult to reach this level of participation. The Federation of Students understands that those we represent are very busy with mid-terms, however, we have a certain mand.lte that must be recognized. Democracy is an active process. We are accountable to you and we want you to keep us in check. The student population voted for us and as a result we work for and with you. We need to know what you want but unless you go to such meetings we have little indication of what you think of our performance. Please take the time to care where your money is going. The Annual General Meeting has been rescheduled for Wednesday November Zndat 7:OOp.m. in the Great Hall of the Campus Centre. Let’s make this thing work!

To the Editur, Thank you for your participation in “National Celiac Awareness Week” October 2-8,1994. The article published was very informative. Information on Celiac Disease is important in educating the general public. It is estimated that 1 in 2000 Canadians suffer from this malabsorption disease. Many of these are not being diagnosed, Thank you for your interest and concern. Susan Brubacher President K-W Chapter Canadian Celiac Association

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“WE (GOD) created man from a quintcssence (gentle extraction) of clay; *** WE then placed him as a drop (of sperm) in a place ofrest firmly fixed (i.e. the womb); *** Then WE have fashioned the drop into something which clings (leech-like); then of that thing which clings WE fashioned a chewed lump (of flesh); then WE made out of that chewed lump bones (skeleton) and clothed the bones with (intact) flesh; then WE caused him to grow and come into being and attain the defjnitive (human) form. Blessed be ALLAH (tiOD) The Best to create!” - Qur’anic verses [23: 12- 141 by Sameh E. Rehan special to Imprint From the beginning of humankind GOD sent Prophets to convey HIS REVELATlON and to invite people to the path of TRUE PEACE and OBEDIENCE to ONE TRUE GOD. This is Islam. This message was conveyed to successive generations of humans through different Prophets, all inviting humankind to the same path. However, all earlier messages or rcvelations from GOD were distorted by people of later generations. As a result, pure revelation from GOD was polluted with myths, superstitions, idol worship, and irrational philosophical ideologies. Human history is a chronicle of human’s drift between light and darkness, but GOD out of HIS Abundant Love for humankind has not forsaken us. When humankind was in the depths of the Dark Ages, GOD sent HIS final Messengcr, Prophet Muhammad (may peace and blessings of GOD be upon Him) to redeem humanity. The revelation to Prophet

Muhammad, The Qur’an, represents the ultimate and permanent source of guidance for humankind. The foregoing research into the correlation between the Qur’an and Modern Science has yielded astonishing results. In short, there is a perfect agreement between the statements in the Qur’an reported over 1400 years ago and present day scientific facts. It then becomes clear to all that the Messenger who came with these facts brought to us the knowledge from GOD. The Qur’an mentions precise mechanisms and describes clearly-defined stages in human reproduction, without providing a single statement marred by inaccuracy. Everything in the Qur’an is explained in simple terms which arc easily understandable to humans and in strict accordance with what was to be discovered much later on! Tn a video-taped lecture that was held at the University of Toronto few years ago, three non-Muslim professors of Anatomy talked (after many years of careful studies) about Embryology in the Qur’an. These Professors were Dr. M. Johnson @he Chair ofthe Anatomy Dept., Memorial College, Philadelphia), Dr. T. Persaud (the Chair of the Anatomy Dept., U. of Manitoba), and Dr. K. Moore (the Associate Dean of Basic Sciences, Faculty of Medicine, U. of Toronto). The non-Muslim Professors admitted that the sequential order and the precisely defined description of the various stages of human development, mentioned in the Qur’an, are in full agreement with contemporary embryological observations. Fur u FREE copyof lhe Qur ‘an or for tnure inforrnatim about Islam, please caIl Khaled Sharaf at (519) 725-4283.

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by Martin Settle special to Imprint I can’t recall the exact wording ofthe sign -- it said something to the effect of “put in any Del Monte or Aylmer brands and Nabisco will match your donation to the Waterloo Regional Food Bank.” I’m sure that the Food Bank was quite pleased with the arrangement, and I cannot deny that it will be of great service to many in the community. However, Nabisco’s methods bear striking similarities to “first world” aid policies, and they are not commendable. At the surface level, Nabisco’s intentions appear to be simply to provide assistance in the community. The design of their “assistance program” however has been carefully thought out to ensure the greatest possible returns to the company. is set up to encourage consumers to purchase Nabisco products -- simply out of a desire to be of greater assistance to those in need. A portion of Nabisco’s potential costs are therefore borne by the profit gained from the consumers’ original purchase. It would certainly be absurd to suggest that the entire cost of Nabisco’s donation could be recovered from the profit from consumers’ purchase of an equivalent amount of goods. That would require a 100% profit for Nabisco -- a level that (I at least hope) is not the reality. But what shopper would buy just one can of food to give away? It is more likely that one can would be bought to give away, and three or four more to take home. - This is not to men-

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tion that the next time that shopper notices those brand names they will be associated with a “good” company. Advertising doesn’t get much more effective. How does this all relate to international aid? LikeNabisco, Canadaand mostother “first world” nations have followed “aid” policies of self-interest. Canada is well known for sending Canadian made tractors whose parts ma.y only be purchased from Canada. Th;is is not a singular example. Our nation has also offered to assist in building hyldroelectric dams and CANDU reactors - providing of course that they be designed, built, and maintained by Canadian engineers. The World Bank structural adjustment programs (which demand production of export commodities) may be the most damaging of all these policies - the result of which has been a well documented net flow of economic wealth from the South to the North. This is not aid, The Christian tradition demands an alternative policy. From the Hebrew’s freedom - giving jubilee, through to the early Christian communes described in Acts, the Christian call is to the sharing of wealth and of mutu’al assistance. One of the clearest messages of ail comes from the Gospel of Thomas, a noncanonical text from the first century AD: “Jesus said ‘if you have money do not lend it out at interest, but rather give it to someone from whom you will not get it back.“’ Foreign aid would be a very different thing if we paid attention to that call.

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fter Waterloo’s performance in Sunrayce I back in 1990, when we were running among the respectable for most of the race, the future looked bright for our solar car designers. But somewhere along the way, our team of engineers went terribly wrong, revamping a semi-successful car into a downright loser. In the last race, Sunrayce II, we finished second last (only if you count the car that didn’t run at all as being behind us...), putting pressure on the current Midnight Sun Team to recapture past respectability. The first Sunrayce was held in July of 1990. Contestants travelled in solar powered cars from Walt Disney World in Lake Buena Vista, Florida, to Warren, Michigan, the site of General Motor’s Technical Center. The major sponsor of the competition, General Motors, invited universities fromacross North America to submit solar car proposals for the race, the purpose being to further research in the field of energy conversion and solar power. In April 1989, GM notified Waterloo of its place as one of 32 institution5 chosen to compete in GM SUNRAYCE. Some notable entrants were University of Michigan, who placed first, Caltech, and Stanford. The Midnight Sun was Waterloo’s largest student project to date, with a budget of well over $100,000. Each of the competitors received $5,000 from GM, $2,000 from the U.S. Department of Energy, and a lead car and an equipment vehicle from GM’s Chevrolet Motor Division. All subsequent. fund raising was done by the teams involved. Some of the generous contributors to the Waterloo team included Atlantic Packaging Products Ltd., Atlas Alloys, Energy Mines and Resources Canada, Mr, Gas Limited, Northern Telecom, ORTEC International, PowerPlex, SKF Bearings, University of Waterloo, and Waterloo Engineers in Toronto (WET). However, some schools were more successful than others at raising money.The University of Michigan, for example, had a budget of $1.2 million. For the 1993 race, 3 Michigan students took a year off to raise $2 million dollars. The Midnight Sun was designed by mechanical engineering students and supervised by professors Alfred Brunger and Steve Lambert. The team manager was mechanical engineering student Marc Gagnon. He and three other students were initially looking for a fourth year project, and had planned on doing something connected with Formula SAE or the Shell Fuelathon. When the possibility of working on a solar car arose they couldn’t refuse the challenge. Members of the team were able to apply previous experience gained through the Shell Fuelathon and the Formula SAE. The design of the body was essentially that of an aircraft wing, with a triangular frame, two wheels in front for steering, with the drive wheel in rear, The control systems and power network were designed and built by senior systems design and electrical engineering students. The cockpit was designed by a senior kinesiology student, and the result was an impressive vehicle. The car’s curb weight was 200 kg, and had a top speed of 85 km/h, with a solar array output of 1000 Watts. The car could accommodate an 80 kg driver,

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The actual competition saw Waterloo parts then will function as a whole more competing admirably given their budget conefficiently than without their knowledge and straints and compared to some of the larger expertise. However, Midnight Sun was and is schools. On July 1 lth, we stood in eleventh still an engineering project involving all enplace. By the 18th of July, we were running gineering disciplines, and the main structure in 17th, after having experienced various for Midnight Sun II was still designed by mechanical and electrical difficulties which mechanical engineers. had set us as far back as 21 st. However, ~-I~I~~~~+, ,, *‘e dominant problem with the Midtwo thirds of the race, the Midti ti~l~racer was the inferior weight

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State University at Los Angeles. The top competing Canadian teams were McGill University, finishing I 1 th, and Queen’s University in 14th place. Their results were highly commendable considering this was their first competition. Surprisingly, the world renowned University of Ottawa’s engineering department’s team came in 26th place, eclipsing their previous standard of 28th. The University of Waterloo stood in last place. Sunrayce III is set for June 95, running from Kansas City, Iowa, to near Denver Colorado. The race will be run on some of the most challenging terrain yet, with parts of the course running through the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. This has posed some new problems for the car to overcome, and special software is being designed to calculate the optimal race strategy to employ. Currently, the design of the Midnight Sun III is complete, and the final optimkations are under way. The present goal is to have the prototype complete by Christmas. For those interested in seeing the latest developments in the Midnight Sun Project, the Kitchener Auto Show this weekend at Bingeman Park will have a Midnight Sun exhibit. As always, volunteers are welcome to contribute their time or money to the project. Inquires can be made at the Midnight Sun office, E2- 1307G, or email midsun@zeus. Sunrayce III is looming on the horizon, with the opportunity for the Midnight Sun team to build on their past experience. It is clear that the design of a solar car is not a trivial exercise, and takes a lot of planning and hard work by a team comqked of students with various skills. Naturally, work on the 95 car is in full swing, with less than a year left until race day. Best of luck 10 our team, who have had their share of bad luck in the past.

Think When You Drink by Meg special

Gordon to Imprint

“An alcoholic is no more a drinker than a kleptomaniac is a customer or a pyromaniac is a Campfire Girl. Alcoholics consume alcohol. They do not drink.” - S. D. Bacon (From Alcohol Misuse and Alcoholism)

Icohol is the most commonly used drug on campus, with cigarettes running a close second. In Ontario, nearly 80% of the population drinks. With statistic like these it is important for groups like B.AC.C.H.U.S. (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students) to exist. BACCHUS is not here to preach who should and shouldn’t drink and how much they should drink; they simply promote responsible drinking. The effects of alcohol are as varied as the people that consume it. There are several depending factors: your sex (men have a higher alcohol tolerance than women for the same weight categories), whether or not you have eaten (eating high-protein foods such as cheese and meat will slow down the absorption of alcohol into your system), how fast you drink, if you sip or chug, how many drinks you have in an hour and if the alcohol has a chance to build up in your bloodstream, What type of beverage you are drinking (alcohol diluted with water will slow absorption into the circulatory system) and what type of mood you are in (if you are tired or upset alcohol will have a stronger affect on you) also alter its effects. As you can see, the effect of alcohol are varied. Experience is the only teacher, but you don’t want to learn the hard way. Alcoholics are not only the vagrants that you see on Queen Street in Toronto or the winos in television; they are sometimes the people around you. One in five Canadian families experience problems related to alcohol, whether family or friends. There are three basic types of drinkers. There is the social drinker. They drink slowly, know when to stop drinking, respect nondrinkers, know and respect all of the laws governing the consumption of alcohol and impaired driving. They are essentially a responsible drinker. The second type of drinker is the problem drinker. They typically drink to get drunk, try to solve their problems with drink, their mood and or personality changes and they drink when they shouldn’t (before work or class). This type of drinker exhibits some signs of alcoholism and should seek help. Finally, there is the alcoholic; they have a drinking problem. They spend lots of time thinking about and planning to get drunk and keep bottles hidden for pick-me-ups. They deny that they have a drinking problem, and they often drink alone without consciously knowing how much they have drunk. They sometimes have blackouts and after their hangover they might experience withdrawal symptoms. The running joke connected to alcohol is that the first stage is denial, but it is obvious that there are many problems that precede this.

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that people notice, but sometimes it is already too late; the problem has already manifested itself. People joke about being an “alkie” or hitting the bottle too often. For some it seems to be a status symbol: how much you can

drink before you puke. This little survey might provoke you to think about how much alcohol you really are consuming and what your reasons are: - you have a relative who is an alcoholic - you do not respect alcohol as a drug - you use alcohol to solve life’s problems - you go to school or work intoxicated - you have been physically hurt because you were intoxicated - you do something under the influence that you wouldn’t normally - you frequently drink to the state of intoxication - you have financial difficulties as a result of your drinking - you have destroyed property or harmed others as a result of your intoxicated state I you drink to build your self-confidence - you had a complete loss of memory as a result of your drinking - you drink in the mornings - you drink alone - you have a drink to relieve a hangover There are many opinions for “sobering up” quickly: drink lots of water to flush out the alcohol, take a cold shower, drink black coffee or go for a jog are all common theories for sobering up quickly. All they leave you with is a hydrated, clean, fit, awake drunk. . When someone has had too much and has passed out, monitor their breathing and put them in the recovery position, also known as the BACCHUS position. The only way for someone to sober up is to let the body process the alcohol, and this takes time. Now that we’ve identified how alcohol will affect you, the types of drinkers and the characteristics of someone who has a drinking problem, here are some tips on being a responsible drinker: For any gathering, make sure you don’t have the primary focus on alcohol. Realize that not everyone drinks and respect that right. Set a limit to how many drinks you will be consuming and drink slowly. Eat while you drink; it decreases the rate that alcohol is absorbed into your bloodstream. Measure the amount of alcohol you are

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Demystifying BACCHUS by Meg special

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hy do all of my friends laugh when I mention a BACCHUS meeting I have to go to or an article I have to write? The widespread misconception of BACCHUS is that they, the members, do not consume alcohol. This is untrue. Some of the members drink and some don’t, but the decision is a personal one and has no basis on the fact that they are associated with BACCHUS. I drink, sometimes in large quantities, but this part of me existed before BACCHUS and continues now. I’m simply more GduGatod about how alcohol affects my body and how to be a responsible drinker. This does not necessarily mean that T am always a responsible drinker, it just means I know how to be one. During Frosh week there is immense pressure to drink. It seems as if there is no

other option because the awkwardness of meeting complete strangers seems to be erased with a few drinks. Alcohol also eases up your tongue so getting to know people in the of Frosh week is also “evening activities” significantly easier. It is as fact that alcohol

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choice. If you should choose to accept this responsibility you must also be prepared to deal with the consequences. Under the influence of alcohol judgement becomes cloudy or non-existent, and the price for irresponsible behaviour and its consequences is steep. My friends like to think that my involvement in BACCHLJS and the fact that 1 drink is an oxymoron; I drink and I’m involved in BACCHUS. No one at BACCHUS seems to have a problem with it. I’m generally a responsible drinker and I agree with all of BACCHUS’ philosophies. The choice to drink is a personal one and if you so choose, you must also take responsibility for your actions. The choice is also there to not drink, although very few people choose it, Think before you drink and drink responsibly. That’s what BACCHUS stands for, they are not antialcohol and do not preach that alcohol is evil, wrong or bad.

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ACCHUS does not preach, they do not look down their noses at those who drink and the people on BACCHUS are not anti-alcohol. B.A.C.C.H.U.S. (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Cbncerning the Health of University Students) encourages the moderation of the use of alcohol and respects the choice of abstinence. To dcmonstratc the various aspects of life that alcohol can affect, BACCHUS presents Alcohol Awareness Week, running from October 3 1 to Novembcr 3. The theme of Monday, October 3 1, is alcohol and rclationships; be it with friends, family, co-workers, boyfriends or girlfriends. In the Campus Centre you can sign a contract for life, talk about sex and alcohol with Captain Condom and check out the Women’s Centre Booth. There will also be a giant poster compiled from cards that you, the student body, will fill out detailing the best or worst alcohol experience you’ve ever had. Anonymity is optional and you can learn from others experience. Alcohol and Health will be presented in the Campus Centre on Tuesday November 1. If all works out you can come and enjoy an alternative high with spaceball and if you don’t know what that is, come get strapped in

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and spin until you hurl. There will also be a six-foot liver in the Campus Centre with info about what alcohol does to your health and organs. The BACCHUS manoeuvre will be taught so you can save a drunk friend’s life. Is alcohol draining your wallet? In the Campus Centre on Wednesday November 2 there will be a variation on the old theme of a jelly bean count. Beer boxes and a ten foot beer bottle are being substituted for the jelly beans and jar. Take a guess and see how much alcohol is burning a hole through your savings. Also see ifyou can balance your books and your beer. Drinking and Driving will be presented on Thursday November 3 with display from M.A.D.D. (Mothers Against Drunk Driving), The Waterloo Regional Police, among others. Grab some candy from a body bag, unused of course, for the “Don’t be a sucker in a Bag” event. Events all week run from 10:OO am to 2:30 pm and are held in the Campus Centre. In Fed Hall on Thursday November 3 to Saturday November 5 there will be “Mocktails” (cocktails C,H,OH-free) at our Mocktail Bar for only $1 SO! That’s it? That’s it! A low cost, flavourhl alternative to alcohol. Drop by the Campus Centre this week and learn about how alcohol affects all aspccts of your life.

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Warriors get re-match against Golden Hawks after smashing York By Kimberly Moser Imprint sports Saturday was a great day to be a football fan, as the Warriors crushed the York Yeomen 3114. Waterloo will now meet the Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks in f the semi-finals tomorrow at the Skydome for a 1 p.m. start. The Warriors took on the Hapless Yeomen Saturday in their last game of the regular season. This game would decide the fate of Waterloo in the playoffs. From the start of the game the Warriors dominated. Combine that with the University of Toronto’s win over the McMaster Marauders Saturday, and the Warriors finish third in the OUAA right behind Laurier and Wcstem. The entire Warrior team played outstandingly on Saturday. In particular, the punting team had an amazing turnaround from last week. The special unit was near perfect, no doubt an indication of the dedication and hard

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“Tuffy” Knight in reference to the teams’ play this weekend. “The only thing I wasn’t satisfied with was that we had too many penalties, 18 is just too many.” Waterloo will now face its arch-rival Golden Hawks in a sudden death semi-final tomorrow. This is the second time in less than two weeks that these teams will face each other, and the Warriors have a very good idea of what to expect. “They’re going to throw the ball a lot,” said Knight. “1 think they’re going to try and run the bail more as well. We’d like to try and keep their offense off the field if we could. We’d like to control the ball a little better and we want to play the special teams much better than we did before.” “There will not be a lot of changes but we will spend a lot of time on our punting team because we think that did us in pretty good last time.” This is the first time in two years the Warriors have made the playoffs, and the first time in many years that they have had a good shot at going farther than first round. Many of the fifth year players have been waiting for a long time for this to happen, and are understandably excited and hopeful. “I’m going to have a smile on my face

this whole week,” said cornerback Gory Delaney, a stand-out on defense all year and a consistent return man for the Warriors. “I t’s been five years and I’ve waited for this moment forever. I’m going to make sure 1 fulfill the whole thing. I want to go all the way, I don’t just want to be there!” On Saturday the Warriors dominated from the opening kick-off, scoring on their very first drive. After four quick passes to Rick Shea, and Adrian Thorne, quarterback Steve Bennet saw a wide open Gord Fawcett in the end-zone and connected on the first of Waterloo’s five touchdowns. At the half time mark, the Warriors had a commanding 25- 13 led and would never let the Yeomen get close. The game was also a fantastic one for many of the Warriors. Slotback Gord Fawcett had one of his best games this season, directing the special teams to near perfection and snagging two important touchdowns. Fawcett collected an unbelievable 111 yards on only six catches, earning him this week’s Athlete of the Week honours. One of his touchdowns came on a brilliant faked field goal by the special team unit. Arek Biggos threw a great pass to Fawcett who finished it off for the score. Fawcett, another fifth year player, understands what it is going to take for the Warriors to win against L,aurier tomorrow. “We can’t have any more screw-ups,” said Fawcett. “We’ve got to play pictureperfect football. And I think ifwe do, we have a good shot at going somewhere. I think we can play man-to-man with anybody.” Full back Mike Mallet led the team in rushing with 156 yards. His longest run came on a tough 67-yarder that eventually led to a Mike Son two yard touchdown plunge. Adrian Thorne and Colin Alie had Waterloo’s other touchdowns on Saturday. Steve Bennet was having a good game Saturday before having to leave in the second half with a slight knee injury. He completed 10 of 14 passes for 172 yards. Bennet’s fill-in, Patrick German, continued the assault on the Yeomen defense as he connected on nine of 11 passes for 88 yards. Waterloo had a total of 518 yards of -offense in the game, the best this season.

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Athena hockey begins OWIAA playoffs by Judy special

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This past Sunday at Toronto’s Lamport Stadium the Waterloo Varsity Field Hockey team played the final two games of their regular season. In the first game, the Athenas were evenly matched against the Queen’s Golden Gales. With an early goal by Leanne Dietrich, the Athenas managed to hold on to a l-0 victory, thanks to exceptional play by both offensive and defensive sides.

Later that afternoon Waterloo captured a 2-O decision against a struggling McGill squad. Linda Mowat and Leanne Dietrich led the way by adding a single each, while goaltender Yolanda Lewczuk played exceptionally well in net, earning her second shutout for the day. These two victories fur the; nationally 8th ranked Athenas concluded a successf%l season. They will hopefully also propel them through the OWIAA championships being held th:is weekend in Ottawa. Good Luck.

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the answer. “There is more of a close knit group this year. Everyone seems to get along pretty well with everyone else. All the way from the rookies to the fifth year guys. We as a team have grown. Most of the guys I’m playing with now, I’ve played with since my first and second year. We now know what the other person’s going to do and we know the system a lot better.” To a defensive player, knowing what do the Warriors other people have to thank for are going to do this great footis extremely ball player? important. None other than Cory underhis Mom and the standsthat if he Dallas Cowis going to boys. make his “1 started dreams come playing football true, he will in Grade 5 behave to stop cause my Mom Lauriers potent was a huge fan,” passing unit tosayscomer back morrow. Gory Delaney. “We’re going bbI always to expect a lot watched the Cory Delaney is likely UW% more of the DallasCowboYs top defensive player for t94. pass this weekand Tony end. The run is Dorsett, and I knew that (football) also in the shadows but our priority was what I wanted to do.” is the pass. We’re going to take “Academics were always my precautions against that.” first priority,” says the fourth-year “Last week our secondary had Kinesiology student. He plans to go a little bit of a problem understandto Chiropractor College in the ing what exactly our jobs were. United States in the future. “But There was a little bit of mental error hopetilly I’ll get another chance but this week, I don’t think we will with the C.F.L.” have that.” If he doesn’t, Gory Delaney As a fifth year player, Gory’s wants to make the best of his last role has changed over the last few season with the Warriors. years personally, and in regards to “1 don’t want to settle for just the team. being in the playoffs and playing at “In the first couple years, I was the Dome. I’ve been here five years just glad that I was starting. Since it and that’s what I’ve wanted to do has progressed, I’ve just wanted to ever since I’ve gotten here, is win make sure that I’ve played well and the Vanier Cup. I’ve seen Laurier to make sure that I’ve contributed do it and there’s no reason why we to the team.” can’t be there.” “In the first couple of years If Gory puts the same effort when Waterloo wasn’t that strong into the game tomorrow that he has of a threat, the moral of the team all season, the Warriors will have was to get into the playoffs, and an excellent chance at playing for reach the Yate’s Cup. Since I’ve the cup. been here so long I know our potenThis year’s Warriors have done tial, and it’s definately the Vanier extremely compared to past years. CUP.”

f you looked at Gory Delaney out of his Warrior football uni form, you would never think he was the same number 27 that you see each week viciously crushing the opposing teams offense, and snagging incredible interceptions. But he is that sameperson. The quiet and shy Cory Delaney seen off the field is also the same person who has dominated Waterloo’s defense for the last five years. And who

UW swimmers kick US butt By Dwight Zindig special to Imprint

crushed all opposition in winning butterfly. The large rookie contingent sawa number of outstanding swims and improved performances, including Noelle Aplevich, who had the fastest split in the 4x100 freestyle relay and two impressive backstroke races. Sara Sanchez and Stephanie Jackline were also impressive with improving and experience gathering swims. The rookie WarTiors were led by Albertan-import Bryan Normandin with stunning swims in both the 200 individual medley and the 100 backstroke. As well, our former waterpoio player James Ryans had an awesome swim (as he ventured closer to the realm of the distance swimmer) in the 500 free. Assistant Coach Nolan, when asked about the meet, said “we got our butts kicked on starts, turns and finishes, but that will never happen

the 100

his past weekend was the Waterloo Varsity Swim meeting with immigration officials on their way to Rochester, Michigan and the first annual Oakland Invitational. Oakland is the reigning NCAA Division II mens and womens champs,andour first chance to race truly fast American swimmers this year. They left before dawn Saturday morning for their 4 hour bus ride, but were strong enough upon arrival to beat both Ashland College and Wayne State, losing to the host Oakland University. The Athenas were led by Captain Kara Rice, who won the 50 breaststroke, outtouching her American counterparts with a cobra-like finish. Fifth year veteran Ian Hunt led the Wa-rriors as he

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After doing two workouts Saturday the team was primed for the buffet they would devour at Pizza Delight. And devour they did! The team seemed to regain much of the energy that was sucked into the sand upon the mere sight of food. Not a single tray of desserts bound for the buffet made it intact past our tables. After dinner, the team banded together for an inspirational meeting. We discussed our mission -- to demolish the other teams at the OU/OWIAA championships in Kingston next Saturday. Both teamshave an excellent chance to go to the CIAU championships in London this year.If conquering The Hill won’t do just that, I don’t know what will! The third day of the camp put to rest the assumption that “it can’t be that bad!” rookie Philip Joyce made on the van ride up. It was that bad. After over an hour warm-up run through the bush where (thank%liy) no one got lost this time, the workout began. The team participated in a series of relays on The Hill where viewers were treated to a number of gracetil face-plants from runners barrelling down The Hill at out of control speeds. Just when we thought that we couldn’t possibly do more, The Beast was introduced. This is a hor-

ror beyond explanation. Suffice to say it involved over two hundred chinnies and a very large hill. At last the team headed home, feeling a great senseof accomplishment and (just a little) fatigued. Many thanks go out to trainer Kevin Blake and coachesBrent Mc Farlane, John Swarbrick and Don Peterson. Although they only got to watch us run the hills, I’m sure they felt our pain. This was evident by the satisfied smiles on their faces. Congratulations to all survivors of the hill camp: Athenas Sherry carter, Sara Dillabaugh, Lise Guevremont, Judith Leroy, Denise Thody, Tracy Tremble, Cheryl Turner and Trish Wolcott and Warriors Phil Demsey, Jason Gregoire, Phil Joyce, Brett Kilty, Daren Raoux, Paul Sudlow, Kelly Slough and Chris Watson. An excellent effort was put forth from everyone, which will certainly show at the OU/OWJAA championships. And remember guys... asBrent said, don’t bother telling anyone about what we went through, because they won’t believe any of it!

Squash tournament offers competition for all players ampus Recreation is gear ing up for next month’s an nual squash tournament at the PAC. Men and women singles players of all skill levels can sign up for the two-day tournament and play a minimum of two games. Preliminary games take place on Saturday,

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; Fri. till

Turner to Imprint

October

$$CAW$

Every Saturday

by Cheryl

November 11 The Kev’The Secret l Feels Like Heaven

No Cover Before 9

Imprint, Friday October 28,1994

November 5 and finals are on Sunday, November 6 from 1lam to 6pm at the PAC. This year’s tournament is sponsored by Black Knight and the Varsity Sports Shop, both of whom are donating prizes. All participants are automatically entered in a draw to win a sweatshirt, sports squash racquet or two packages of grip wrap. The $10.00 tournament

bag,

November 1994 Campus Recreation Events

includes:

$&Y95 tbour,

oil, lube and ker

$&5%5 (additionals&%5 part&&a)

$34.95

includes: oil, lube & filter, check all fluids, tire pressure, rotation, battery charging system, brakes and front end inspection

OIL SPRAY - $39.95 (vans & trucks extra)

ALIGNMENT

NO DRIP

FROM

includes:

BRAKES

- $69.95

pads, machine rotors, labour (most cars)

REAR 0RAKFc

includes:

shoes,

machining

includes:

- $29.95

toe adjustment

OIL, LUBE & FILTER $11.95 lOW30

Pennzoil-up

- $59.95 drums

& labour

to 5

qt.

entry fee includes a Black Knight shirt and a squashball. Black Knight also has top of the line demo racquets avai lab1e for tournament participants to use. Be sure to sign up by the registration deadline of Monday, October 3 1 at lpm in PAC 2039. A scheduling meeting for participants will be held on Wednesday, November 2 at Spm in PAC 100 1.

R VarsityScoreboard Warriors

U! OWMA SOCCER RESULTS 19: York 3 Ryerson Carleton 1 Trent Oct. 22: Toronto 3 Ryerson York 2 Tren t Ottawa 5 Carleton Waterloo 2 Brock Guelph 1 Western Laurier 1 Windsor Oct. 23: Waterloo : Brock York Trent Guelph 2 Brock McMaster 3 Waterloo Western Laurier Ottawa i Trent Queen’s 2 Toron to York 2 Carleton (end of the regular season)

Oct.21:

Oct.

0 1 0 1 0 0 i 0 : (: 0 2 0

OWfAA SOCCER STANDINGS - FINAL West GP w 1 J F Ah Guelph 12 5 0 7 17 8 17 Western 12 7 2 3 27 9 I7 McMaster 12 6 3 3 18 12 15 lnurier 12 5 3 4 13 13 14 Brock 12 3 6 3 15 23 9 Waterloo 12 3 81 9 19 7 Windsor 12 18 3 7 22 5 East GP W L T F Al’ts Ottawa 12 9 2 1 34 11 19 York 12 813 24 11 19 Queen’s 12 6 3 3 30 10 15 Toron to 12 6 3 3 20 11 1s ‘I’ren t

12 12 12

Carleton Ryerson

2 2 2

8 91 91

9 9

26 31 32

0 0 0 z

A 0 0 0 0 0

OWIAA FlELD HOCKEY STANDINGS Team GP W L J F APts York 16 16 0 0 77 1 32 Toron to 16 14 2 0 90 3 28 Guelph 16 9 4 3 25 13 21 Waterloo 16 10 5 1 26 15 21 Western 16 7 7 2’ 26 28 16 Queen’s 16 6 8 2 13 20 14 McGill 16 3 13 0 851 6 Carleton 16 2 14 0 4 62 4 Trent 16 1 15 0 2 78 2

Fifth Place: Carleton def. Brock, 15-12, 15-6, 15-10. Seventh Place: Waterfoo def. Laurier, 17l&15-10,15-17,12-2515-32.

SOCCER OWIAA Championship at Western, Oct. 28: Laurier vs Ottawa 1O:OOa.m. Western vs Queen’s 12:00 p.m. McMaster vs York 200 p*m. Guelph vs Toronto 4~00 p.m. Oct. 29: Semi-finals 1:OOp.m. & 3:00p.m. Oct. 30: Bronze Medal Game 11:OOa.m. Gold Medal Game 1:OOp.m. ROWING OWIAA Finals at Henley Course, St. Catharines

Hockey vs Windsor

Warriors OWIAA

:: 10

in Waterloo

OUAA Rugby at Queen’s, hockey

1O:OOa.m.

Semi-Final: Sat., Oct.

29,

Finals at Carleton Oct. 28-30

29,

14 6 33

1 1 0 1 1 0 3

OUAA FOOTBALL STANDINGS - FINAL Team CP W L y-Western 7 7 0 x-Lauricr 7 6 1 x-Waterloo 7 4 3 xz-Toronto 7 3 4 z-Guelph 7 3 4 McMaster 7 3 4 7 2 5 Windsor York 7 0 7 y-won division title x-clinched playoff berth z-deletes Toronto win over using ineligible player

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

T F A Pts 0 301 112 14 0 262 108 12 0 159 150 8 0 120 142 6 0 151 215 6 0 137 213 6 0 216 185 4 0 88 218 0

Guelph for

CIAU FOOTf3AlL TOP TEN (OUAA teams capitalized, previous ranking in parentheses) WESTERN MUSTANGS (1) LAURTER GOLDEN HAWKS (2) Saskatchewan Huskies (3) Calgary Dinosaurs (4) Ottawa Gee Gees (5) St. Mary’s Huskies (7) Acadia Axemen (8) McGill Redmen (10) Concordia Stingers (6) Alberta Golden Bears (9) OUAA FOOTBALL LEADERS - FiNAL

Rushing Reade/UWO MalottlUW Richer/UT Wiggan/UG Moore/ Win.

No.

Yds Avg Jd F 921 7.5 9 1 96 714 7.4 5 112 712 6.4 5 3 68 444 6.5 2 58 380 6.6 5 1

LR 77

222

West McMaster Brock Western Guelph Laurier Waterloo Windsor

GP W 12 10 12 8 12 7

East Laurentian Toronto Queen’s Carleton Ryerson York Trent

GP W 12 9 12 8

L 1 1 3

1 10 1 11

GP W

1 p.m.

p.m.

1 p.m. - Nepean

Fm East Concordia Ottawa UQTR McGill

GP 1 0 1 GP

8th~ranked Laurier

cross Open,

country Warriors and Sat.. Oct. 29, UWO

L 0 0 0 1

J 1 1 0 0

1 0

J 0

0 0

7 9 3

2 2

L 0 1 1

16 7

5 6

4 2

6 4

5 10

APts

9 3

7 3

AFts 9

Queen’s

2 2 2110

29 25 18

13 17

19 16

Toronto RhK

11 15 11 23 8

1 0

7 13

38 25

L 1 1

J 2 3

F AFts 35 11 20 30 10 19 21 18 14 12 15 11 15 19 11 13 28 7

12 12

3 8 1 11

1 0

3 2

AC Y 240 136 2295 210 110 1685 150 93 1594 225 103 1568 155 93 1413

Scoring Jagas/UWO Ptaszek/WLU Reade/UWO Reid /UC MnlotVUW

JD 14 12 8 7

FG 18 -

% IT 56.7 6 23 52.4 11 11 62.0 5 12 45.9 13 7 60.0 10 11 C 33 1 -

S TP 8 95 - 92 - 72 - 48 - 42

Kickoff Returns No. Yds Avg Td L Batson/YW 26 458 17.6 - 39 McCausland/UT 12 324 27.0 1 100 Groves/U W 12 233 1904 ” 31 Poole/ Wind. 8 233 29.1 - 94 T&e/UC 9 209 23.2 - 40

L 64 94 67 63 55

Punt Returns No. Yds Avg Td L Delaney/UW 32 310 9.7 - 26 Ptaszek/ WLU 33 298 9.0 1 57 McCausland/UT 34 272 8.0 1 47 Batson/Yu 23 212 9.2 - 37 Morreale/Mac 27 217 8.0 - 28 Punting No. Yds Avg L Jagas/UWO 39 1695 43.5 62 O’Leary/WLU 43 1723 40.1 72 Vasily/Win. 66 2352 35.6 67 Crombeen/Mac 23 795 34.6 43 Morreale/Mac 39 1219 33.9 50 Interceptions Delaney/UW Mooney/UT Hughes/UWO Carson/UT Chiarot/Mac

No. 7 3 3 3

Yds Avg Jd 113 16.5 35 11.7 26 8.7 7 2.3 5 1.7 -

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

8. 9. 10.

3s 20 26 7

OUAA SOCCER RESULTS Oct.

13 12 16 35 28

Queen’s University Invitational: Final: Waterloo def. Queen’s, 6-15,15-13, 15-12, 15-B. Third Place: Sherbrooke def. York, 15-9,170 11 0 8 0

15-11.

Fifth Place: McMaster def. Toronto, 15-8,1416,11-15, Seventh

15-12,15-10.

Place: Western def. Guelph, 10-15, 9-15,15-9, 15-12, 15-6.

OUAA RUGBY STANDINGS

BADMlNTON O&29-30:

Div. I Queen’s McMaster Guelph Western York Carleton

GP W 7 7

L 1 1

7 7 7

3 3 2

2 3 5

Div. II Waterloo RMC Brock Laurier Toronto Trent

GP 7

L 0 1

7 7

7 6 4

7 7 7

1 1

6 6

J 0 1

F APts 167

Cross. R. R. I at McMaster

Oct.

102 38 11

124

1 0 0

174 79

45142

22 213

Oct.20:

CROSS COUNTRY Oct. 29: Laurier Open 100 p.m.

Laurentian Brock York Western Guelph Oct. 23: Ottawa Guelph Oct. 26: Brock Western

OUAA Semi-finals at SkyDome, Toronto: Waterloo vs Laurier 1:oo p.m. Western vs Toronto 500 p.m. HOCKEY Ckt.28:

Ottawa Queen’s Brock Western Concordia

at at at at at

McGill RMC Toronto Waterloo UQTR

7~30

7:OO p.m. 7:OOp+m. p.m730 pm 8:OOp.m.

Ryerson

McGill York RMC Carleton Western

4 3 2

8 61 13

UQTR Ry erson York Windsor

at at at at

McGill Laurentian Guelph Laurier

790 p.m. 7:OOp.m. 7:30 p.m. 8:OOp.m.

at at

Waterloo Ottawa

Xl0 p.m. 230 p.m-

ckt.30:

0 11

Windsor Rhc

4 8

Toronto Queen’s RMC Windsor Ryerson

2 3

Oct.29:

3 4

Concordia Laurentian

at at

Guelph Laurier

Toronto

Tl-CJM

1 1 1

Carleton Windsor Guelph Ryerson Tren t

1 1 0 1 2

ROWING

OUAA Finals at Henley Course8:30 a.m. St. Catharines

1 RUGBY Oct. 29: OUAA Semi-finals: Waterloo at Queen’s Guelph at McMaster

3Km

1:OOp-m. I:00 p.m-

SOCCER

York

3 3

FOOTBALL

Oct.29:

Q&29:

Toronto Oct. 21: Concordia Queen’s Brock Queen’s McMaster

0ct.29:

OUM

UOCKEY

OUAA Divisional Semi-finals: Queen’s vs Toronto 2:OO p.m. Carleton at Laurentian I:00 p.m. at McMaster 2:oO p.m. Guelph 1:OOp.m. Western at Brock

STANDINtS

22:

Laurentian Laurier Western Toronto York

lo;00 a.m.

T F Af’ts 0 177 43 14 0 177 48 12 0 151 116 8 0 101 110 4 0 45 188 2 0 27 173 2

Far West Western Laurier Waterloo Windsor

GP W 1 1 0 0 0000 1 0

1 0 0

T 0 0

0 0 000

CIAU CROSS COUNTRY TOP TEN (OUAA teams capitalized) WINDSOR T>ANCERS(1) WESTERN MUSTANGS (3) Manitoba Bisons (5) Victoria Vikings (2) McGill Redmen (4) UBC Thunderbirds (6) Dalhousie Tigers (7) WATERLOO WARRIORS (8) TORONTO VARSITY BLIJES (9) GUELPH GRYPHONS (NR)

16, 12-15,

Carleton Western Trent Laurier York Brock

OUAA VOLLEYBALL RESULTS (PreseasonJ

19:

Carleton

1 0 0

oct.23:

OUAA RUG6Y RESULJS

1 2

oct.22:

OUAA TENNIS RESULTS Oct. 22: OUAA Finals at York Tennis Centre: Bronze Medal: Toron to 4 Queen’s 1 Gold Medal: 4 Western York 3

Oct. 22: Queen’s McMaster Toronto Waterloo Guelph RMC

1 0

THIS WEEK IN THE OUAA Passing Kubas/WLU Kennedy/Mac Goldie/UWO Apostolo/YU BennetiUW

Athenas

Athena basketball, Waterloo Invitational Athenas vs Guelph Gryphons, Fri., Oct. 28, 8 p.m. Sat., Oct. 29, Consolation final at 12:00 p.m#, Final at 2 p.m., PAC Main Gym

W 1 0 0 0

1 1 0

T 1 3 2 1

oct.27:

CIAU

J 0 0 0 0

Mid East Guelph

ClAU SOCCER TOP TEN (OUAA teams capitalized, previous ranking in parentheses) 1. UBC Thunderbirds (I) 2. LAURENTlAN VOYAGEURS (2) 3. Alberta Golden Bears (3) 4. MCMASTER MARAUDERS (4) 5. TORONTO BLUES (7) 6. St. Francis Xavier X-Men (6) 7. Sherbrooke Vert et Or (5) 8. St. Mary’s Huskies (8) 9. BROCK BADGERS (9) 10. Dalhousie Tigers (10)

50 103 65

Receiving Na. Yds Avg Td L Ptaszek/ WLU 50 916 18.3 24 64 Morreale/Mac 43 747 17.4 6 88 Reid /UC 43 686 16.0 6 82 Batson/YU 27 597 22.1 2 63 McConnelllUW023 499 21.7 7 67

Mid West Brock Laurentian York Ryerson

OUAA SOCCER STANDINGS - FINAL

QUAA HOCKEY RESULJS

Sports

at SkyDome: Sat., Oct.

York Windsor Gueiph McMaster

46 55 21

Brock 3 Waterloo Oct. 23: Guelph 1 Brock Laurentian 3 Trent Western 2 Laurier Carleton 2 York McMaster 4 Waterloo Toronto 4 Queen’s (end of the regular season)

a.m.

SQUASH Oct. 29: Crossover 1at Ryerson

SEASON OPENER: Warriors vs. Western Mustangs Friday, Oct. 28, 7:3O p.m., Lancers, Sun., Oct. 30, 2130 (both at Columbia Icefield)

Field

8:30

BADMINTON Oct. 29-30: Crossover I at McMaster

OUAA Football Semi-Final vs. Laurier Golden Hawks,

Warriors

a.m. 11:OOp.m.

9:30

TENNIS OWIAA Individual Singles and Doubles Championships at York (hosted by Toronto) Oct. 28-29: Players ualifying: Singles: Bali Athwa 4, Queen’s; Kiri Kaija, Western; Nicky Myslivicek, Queen’s; Jane Clarke, McMaster. Doubles: 1. Bali Athwal / Nicky Myslivicek, Queen’s; 2. Tracey Covassin / Julia Stevenson, McMaster; 3. Lisa Bradford / Heather Macdonell, Queen’s; 4. Kiri Kaija / Lana Kosovac, Western.

Pts 24 23 17 17 14 12

Oct. 22: Waterloo Laurier Western Toronto

E-8,15-4.

Bronze Medal Game Gold Medal Game

:, 0

This Week

OWIAA VOLLEYBALL RESff LTS -Preseason Oct. 23: Queen’s University Invitational: Final: Western def. Ottawa, 13-15, 153,15-3, 157. Third Place: Sherbrooke def. Queen’s, 15-8,

Oct.30:

OWlAA BADMINTON STANDINGS Team Mixed W& I Queen’s 21 1 Ottawa 19 3 Western 17 1 Toron to 9 2 Guelph 9 Cl York 7 2 7 McMaster N/A Ryerson 4 4 Waterloo 4 2

JHJS WEEK IN THE OWlAA FIELD HOCKEY OWIAA Championship at Nepean Oct. 28: 1: Waterloo vs Western 2:00 p.m. 2: Guelph vs Queen’s 4:00 p.m. Oct. 29: Fifth-place game 10:00 a.m. York vs Winner 1 12:OO p.m. Toronto vs Winner 2 2:oo p.m.

Oct.19;

OWIAA FlELD HOCKEY SCORING LEADERS Player School Dana Anderson Toronto Wendy Johnstone Toronto Tammy Holt York Rachel Carpenter York Julie Greenwood Western Becky Moore Toronto Jen Hughey Guelph Trish Bell York Darlene Collins Toronto

OUAA FOOTBALL RESULTS

OWIAA FIELD HOCKEY RESULTS Toronto 2 Guelph Od. 21: York 7 Tren t York 4 Carleton Toronto 12 Carleton Queen’s 1 Trent Oct. 22: York 9 McGill Guelph Carleton York i Queen’s Western Carleton Guelph Ii McGill Western 1 Queen’s Oct. 23: Toronto 5 Western Waterloo 1 Queen’s Toronto 4 McGill Guelph 1 Western Waterloo 2 McGill (end of the regular season)

0 W/AA TENNIS RESULJS

Team Championship Results Placin : Queen’s, McMaster, York, Toronto. Semi- Bmals: McMaster 5 York Queen’s 6 Toronto i Bronze: York 5 Toronto 1 Gold: Queen’s 5 McMaster 3

APts

Oct.28-29:

TENNIS

OUAA Individual Finals at Queen’s

Live

Killing Joke The Upera Howe Monday, October 24 by Sandy Atwall Imprint staff

verything about Jaz Coleman screams intensity. From his furrowed eyebrows above his searching, burrowing eyes, to his indomitable stage presence, to his work as frontman for Killing Joke, which itself ranges from unyieldingly passionate to unwaveringly tempestuous. Coleman and his entourage, guitarist cxtrodinaire Geordie Walker and bassist Youth havefunncllcd this intensity into a band that has made some of the most influcntial music in the post-punk era - if that means anything anymore Despite the mainstream press’ statements to the contrary, this is not the original lineup. Notably absent is drummer Big Paui (who is currentIy pursuing a career with The Orb.) Killing Joke has also added a keyboardist, originally Jaz Coleman’s post. Change, however, is part of Killing Joke’s nature. The breakup and reformation of Killing Joke and its line-up changes have been a fact of life for the band. Despite these changes, this latest incarnation ofthe band kicked off its North American tour in Toronto with a blazing show of force. Touring in support oftheir new albumPandemonium, which iseven more industrial and anthemic than their previous album, Killing Joke demonstrated that the band’s reputation for fierce live performances is in no danger of being damaged. Arriving on stage just after eleven o’clock, Youth walked on wearing a kilt and a shaman-esque

headdress complete with deer antlers. Odd, but he was outdone by Jaz Coleman, who chose a long black shirt and his customary black face paint. He would have looked like a demented catholic priest had it not been for the black jester’s cap he sported. Opening with “Communion,” Jaz set the mood for the whole show, stressing a semi-religious, semisacreligious tone for the night. Throughout the night, the band opted not to deafen the crowd with a sonic assault, (which they easily could have) but rather stress a musical excellence uncommon in bands that produce music as powerful as Killing Joke. If there was any doubt as to the crowd’s willingness to be converted to the Killing Joke faith, that doubt died when the band broke into their second song, “Whiteout.” A semi-techno juggernaut, the audience members simultaneously went insane when the opening riffs blazed out of Geordie’s guitar. The insanity continuued on to the next song, “Wardance” and was not quelled in any way by the arrival of a fire-eater who, sadly, stayed only for that one song. The band’s set list was focused very highly on the very old and the very new. Of the frftecn songs performed, eight were from the new album, and four were from their first album. Ofthe in-between songs, “Love like Blood,” “ Kings and Queens,” “Pssyche,” “Pssyche” was undoubtedly the high point, An early single never released on an album, “Pssyche” represents the early Killing Joke at their most fascinating and mo:t devastating. It also contains one of their best lines, “Dodge the bullets or carry the gun, the choice is yours.”

It was Oasis Leek Palace Wednesday, October by Greg-Hood Imprint staff

19,1994

Morris

ast Wednesday, Toronto Concert venue Lee’s Palace played host to the newest sensation to come out of Manchester. This is the band Oasis, supposedly risen from the ashes. of the”“’ Stone Roses, and hailed by the British Press as the Second Coming itself. Two things become apparent about this statement. One, the British Music press is just a little too desperate for something new, and exciting in music. SeconcVy,

Oasis

will

never

able to live up to their hype. The basic crux of the problem is that Oasis are neither particularly new, nor particularly exciting. Oasis consists of four excellent musicians, and one pouty lead

Kings

and

The sound throughout the show was near impeccable. Despite some skipped beats by the session drummer, the only other major audible screw up was the sudden toning down of Geordie’s guitar during “Exorcism” - easily one of the best tracks on the new release. As always, Jaz was more than willing to share his shattered view of the world with the audience. Before the band broke into Wardance, Jaz restated his oft-spoken belief that peacetime is simply an interruption in a constant state of war. Before “Exorcism,” he went into an extended tirade against the power of guilt, warning the audience that unless they did exorcise their guilt, they were asking for cancer. Such posturing reached its highlight during the aforementioned song, where Jaz poured water on the crowd. Whether the water was holy or not, I’m not sure, but his little piece ofmysticism was severly undermined by the fact that he was pouring it out of a Molson Canadian plastic beer cup instead of a chalice or some such artifact. However, no one ever accused Killing Joke of not having a sense of humour, and if Coleman’s shenanigans don’t always make sense, the band remains both musically and artistically fascinating. After “Love like Blood” (a crowd pleaser, to be sure) the ‘band left the stage, but returned for a powerful five song encore. Altogether, the show lasted almost eighty-five minutes, and could only have left the most jaded fans unsatisfied. Killing Joke are one of the few bands that have fused their music with a real sense of excitement. The mysticism of the goth movement

,only .‘\t :-5%

singer. Lead guitarist Noel Gallagher plays his guitar with a still reverence, barely looking up at all, but instead building a bombastic wall of guitar that is barely pierced by brother Liam’s somewhat whiny singing. Their songs, although excellently played, are essentially rock songs- in the clas33ic early seventies sense. They are highly reminiscent of latter-day Faces, and especially of Ian Hunter’s Mott the Hoople, with just a smattering of Humble Pie, and spiced with late era Beatles flavouring, most noticeable in the choruses of many of their songs. They even ended their concert with a version of Lcnnon’s “I Am the Walrus”.

Jaz Coleman and the faux

Queens

- a jester danger

with

a social

of industrial

music lack any real sense of urgency because they lack any depth. Jaz Coleman has insured the survival of Killing Joke because he believes in what he’s doing. If his ideas seem questionable, and his methods unsound, they remain more

degree.

interesting than the thousands of bands that have cloned themselves after the genuine artifact. Whether there really are forces behind the illusion of reality that speak to Jaz Coleman or just voices in his head, we can only hope that he continues to listen to them.

a.:Mirage

The problem with Oasis live, and this is a quote from one Tim Lemieux, who commented”1 might have well turned and faced the wall for the amount of excitement the gave. it was just like a big stereo.” True enough it was an excel-

Lead singer Liam, apari from doing the ape-like swagger, which all cocky British singers (read: Tim Burgess) must indulge in, really spent little time interacting with the audience, or indeed showing any emotion when it came to the songs. Most of the time, he stood in front of the mike singing and

Oasis will never be able to live -A

~r:;;;t;~~;di,

up to their hype. The basic crux

Some notable

of the problem is that Oasis are neither new, nor particularly

sis’ setversion inchedtheir live of

exciting lent, almost note-for-note performante ofmost of the songs from their debut release Definitely Maybe. It just didn’t have the excitement, especially considering their considerable potetial.

of the more songs in Oa-

“Shakermaker”, with the original lyrics ineluded. “I’d like to

teachthe world to sing, with perfect harmony, I’d like to buy the world a Coke...” This was humour, surprisingly, from a band whose humour seemed conspicuously absent. Eventually the audience took it upon themselves to kick-start the

band into life by goading them with a series of witty and provocative comments. “Play ‘Vapour Trail”’ “Play ‘Park1 i fe”’ To which guitarist Noel responded, “Oh, you’re real f--king funny, you are. Should have your own f--king late night T.V. show.” matching the audience, wit for wit. At the beginning of the concert, the audience was geared and excited to rneet near deities. From the first note to the last, (no encore), they realized that Oasis weren’t even little “g” gods, on the order of a Damon Albam, or Mark Gardener. Even L’iam himself denied this; “If you talk to me, I’m gonna give you an answer. I’m no better than you.” Wow, Thanks Liam. Six months in the public eye, and you realize you arc; nuk a Cod. What humility. overall, the effect was of an audience reahzing that a legend was nothing much more than a fairly pleasant rock and roll bar band. ., Not the Second Coming.

ARTS

Imprint, Friday, October 28, 1994

A Marching Parade of Trees Perfume

ti W Dark Angel Blues BandM A Ahtlev

Collection

of Blues

w Karaoke $8

Musicians

From

the Past

Free Party Room for 50 to 175 people

Every Wednesday 8:30tol2:30 a.m.

Book our-Ijd & uJ?.q now!

Tree, Parade, An April March Vuicano Club, Kitchener Tuesday October 18th

by Greg Imprint

K&chick staflf

here are certain shows that inadvertantly become a sort of measuring stick to show the state of the music scene today. Green Day playing the C.N.E. The huge crowds at the side stage of Lollapalooza. The large numbers of people at various local shows... And the tiny gatherings at others. For the latter catagory, one only needs to look at this Perfume Tree concert, and the disappointing number of people present at this gig. First on the bill were An April March, a once local band now relocated to Toronto, and on to what one would hope would be greener pastures. Compared to al1 of the excessively dull local bands out there who sound the same (stand up Turning Screws, The Longfellows, The Groove Daddies, The (now defunk-ed) Dervishes, and Quiverleg), who all get middling to large crowds, An April March are a more than welcome breath of fresh air. Why then was this gig deserted? Ok, it was a Tuesday night, in the middle of midterms, but surely a healthy music scene could support more than the thirty or so souls that were there. That, then, is the point here: the local music community is un-

healthy, and it needs bands like An April March, not afraid of doing different things. Currently pared down to a three piece, the band persevered to put on a fairly entertaining show consisting of a lot of new material that could use a little ironing out. Derivative at times they may be, but at

A Deserted

March

least they draw from a bit of an atypical pool of music (MBV and the Cocteaus, obviously), and their best moments suggest a band that could grab the same sort of demographic the Rose Chronicles have garnered. Great drumming, by the way. Next up were Toronto’s Pa-

rade, on tour currently with the headliners as they travel through Quebec and Ontario. The lead singer led off the show by slowly turning about while holding a large white cheesecloth banner, all to the strains of much feedback and noise that would make Toni Halliday proud. In fact, Toni’s now former band Curve are definitely big influences (big slabs of guitars and drum machines are prevalent), but the noise is tempered by some strong singing, and a certain artiness floats through it all. Topping it off were some interesting visuals in the form of four large T.V. monitors and couple of slide prqjectors behind the band, all of which were also used by Perfume Tree. One of the most undersung and sadly unknown bands in the country, they dragged the listeners in the club through the deep dark comers of the soul, assailing the crowd with a miasma of guitars and lights and pounding rhythms. They managed to coax a few up to the floor to dance by the end, and a few smiles from the two guitarists and one bassist (no drummer! brilliant!) suEeested that thev were satisfied ihat\; least a few oit there in the world enjoy their matetial. They show their influences without being mere copy-cat artists, and in the end play some very unique stuff. If you can, track their stuff down. So it ended, and the crowd quietly shuffled away. A bigger crowd next time? I for one am hoping that is the case.

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bum Trapped in &he Machine. This album takes off from the 1992 debut release album Peel but adds a distinctly heavier edge to their already unique sound and style which dis-

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started out three years ago when they won the semi-finals of a “Molson’s Canadian Rocks” contest. Rob Lulic still laughs at the fact that he had to place an add in a local music magazine to find a lead singer. Johnson was the singer who won the part. Since then, the drummer and bassist have been replaced several times. But the current lineup has been together for about a year and a half. Originally the band had trouble agreeing on the style of the music that they wanted the rest of the music world to hear. Lyndon Johnson, originally from Manchester England, played a large part in forming their identity which has been repeatedly compared with the Manchester sound. RWO is under the label Plum Records, but they control their own division called Citrus Soul. Lulic mentioned wanting to sign other independent bands in the future. The hour and a half set was a mix of great songs from Peel and from the new album. They made a great perforrnante really entertaining by playing different versions of their old hit singles.

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kay, here we go, Geritol tour ‘94; yet another group of burnt out rockers pushing their classic tunes that no one remembers, right?

WRONG. The original Cult is back and they’ve definitely moved with the times. The band looked more like an ‘80’s new wave group than a bunch of classic rockers. Short hair, goatees, and not a belly to be seen anywhere among the five of them. The sound, too was totally rehashed. Maybe it was just the concert setting, but the bass and drums seemed a lot more prominent than I remember from their old albums. This gave the music, even the old songs, a harder, more intense rhythm. The guitars had a raw, unchained feel to them. The overall effect was more of a Deep-Purplemeets-Metallicasort ofthing. Their stage presence had most of the crowd actively involved in the party

onstage, and the band looked like they were really enjoying themselves. The band powered through an hour-and-a-half set of old classics interspersed with new songs before coming back for another half-dozen song encore set. Yes, new songs! They’re putting out a new album in the spring! Classic songs included Stuirwzy to the Stars, Call Me Dr. Music, E. 72. (Extra-Terrestrial /n&ligence), and I’m Burnin ’ Fur You. Of course the set was filled out with the band’s two die hard tunes, Godzilla (“Oh no! There goes Tokyo. Oh, no, Godzilla!“) and Dopl ‘I: Fear the Reaper. The latter, however, was performed with a sort of yeah-if-we-have-to-singthe-damn-song-again attitude, an attitude which seemed to parallel that of the audience. Definitely not riding on their former success, Blue Oyster Cult cranked out a few new tunes like I’d Like to See You in B/u& and Still Burnin ‘, songs which would seem to dictate a big comeback in store for the Cultists. The show was opened by the Road House Band, a regular staple at Lulu’s, followedup by T.O. Joker. God, did these guys have a attitude problem! I can’t honestly say I’ve ever heard a band APOLOGISE for playing their own music before.

Lines like “you listened to us, SO now we’ll play what you want to hear,” and “thanks for putting up with us”) isn’t really the best way to promote yourself. Apparently they were included in the 1993 Y-95 new talent album contest, “During,” the lead singer told us, “my heroin addiction...but I’m all right now.” Well...not from where we stand. It’s a shame really, because they did some really good cover tunes, Rush tunes in particular. They just didn’t have the attitude or energy to get the crowd really riled up for the main act. Their last song was a kick-ass cover of the Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated”, that came out of a seemingly nowhere set, and disappeared into a half hour set changz They finally got up enough guts to make an impression, then they left. The audience was finally getting into a proper concert attitude, then it was over, leaving an overall impression of what-the-hell-was-that? If they could try to emulate that energy througout the rest of their set, they might become a band worth watching. Overall, Blue Oyster Cult was a big success, look for them fighting their way back into the limelight in the coming year.

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Id, new and tentative Rheostatics fans will be treated to a rare opportunity in the UW Humanities Theatre tonight, as the cult heroes pay their first visit to the K-W area since the release of their latest CD Intruducing Happiness. Instead of enduring the usual smoky, full-contact basement club crawl, Friday’s concert-goers will temporarilyown their own seat (and small document to prove it), be able to see and hear the band clearly, and given that the show starts at 8:OO P.M. have plenty of time for smoky libations later in the evening The Rheostatics have covered a lot of ground since the independent release of their first album Greatest Hits in 1987. After embarkIntroducing ing on several national and international tours and logging two more critically acclaimed records, Melville in 199 1 and Whale Music in 1992, the Rheostatics now find themselves on the roster ofthe major American label Sire Records with Introducing Happiness. Ever prolific, the band contrib-

uted about thirty minutes of music to a film adaptation of Canadian author Paul Quarrington’s novel Whale Music. After flattering Quarrington by naming one of their albums after his book, the band met him and were eventually asked to work on the soundtrack. The film, premiered at this year’s Toronto Film Festival, will feature unique material in addition to the teen pop cut “Claire” from their new album. A video for “Claire” was recently released, but even my intense love for the band can’t stop me from telling you that it’s apoorly

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hear) “Shaved Head” video. Even if you own WhaleMusic (the source of this single), you won’t get to hear this version of the song unless you see the video. All you Rheostatics archivists will recall that Friday’s show won’t be the band’s first local theatre performance. Last year, the Etobicoke band that doesn’t remind you of Raffi played two very well attended shows at the Princess Cinema in Waterloo on the same night the Toronto Maple Leafs became Norris Division Champs (May 15th). Friday’s show will be a great opportunity to see the Rheostatics in the theatre environment in which they shine brightest. It’s a chance to introduce yourself to the band if you’re as of Yet unenlightened, or add a pearl to your ticket stub collection if you’re a commited Green Sprout. And just like last year’s show at the Princess, local ambassador to the fieostatics Paul

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~~~;;~~~~f~~;~f weighed by scene after scene of meaningful sidelong glances bv Finnes, me&&gful gazes between Finnes and Morrow, meaningful lines of dialogue so precious you feel you should write them bown and sell them later. In a poker game, Van Doren and Gmdwin stare at each other across the chips: “I know you’re lying,” Goodwin tells him. “The word is ‘bluffing’,” Van Doren replies. “I wanted to get television,” Goodwin mutters to a colleague. “Instead it looks like television is going to get US.” We didn’t need this kind of spoonfeeding in another expose of corruption, All the President’s Men, and yet we still found that gripping and thoughtprovoking. If only Redford and his screenwriter had allowed the movie to expand, to leave us with several meanings instead of a didactic, straight-ahead message. I‘herNJuiz Show might have truly reflected its theme, and become the kind of harrowing tale it wants to be. Moreover, my mother and I would have had one less movie to fight about+

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Ahh, intellectual hard-core, again courtesy of Greg Gaffin and Bad Religion. Now that bands like Green Day have broken into the mass music market, there is a bigger audience than ever for bands like Bad Religion and their contemporaries. As always, lead singer Greg Gaffn and guitarist Brett Gurewitz show off their higher education (and acute sense of social criticism) throughout the lyrics of Stranger thanfiction. Phrases like “And our hearts palpitate anxiously as we soon will lay supine,” “men-

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Body Count, the infamous band fronted by rapper Ice-T is back. Born Dead is the follow up to their controversial debut Body Count. For those who were asleep for this exciting episode in freedom of speech, Body Count is the album that contained the (now edited out and supposedly misunderstood) song “Cop Killer”. Unlike the predecessor, Born Dead is not marked for controversy, stupidity maybe, but not controversy. 1 once heard that people who swear a lot do so because they don’t have the vocabulary to express what they mean. If this is true then Tee-T must have a vocabulary the size of a Tesame seed. There

were enoughmotherfuckers, bitches and ticks to turn off even the most hard core fan. It is not a matter of street credibility or even censorship, it just a matter ofplain stupidity. On “Body M.F. Count”, the

tal convolutions tune in to the revolution,” or “multitudes of thoughtless clones have reached a critical mass” should give you the idea. I have never known a band to have as many catchy harmonies as Bad Religion, and they didn’t disappoint me on this release. Songs like “Incomplete,” the title track “Stranger than fiction,” and “2lst Century Digital Boy”(formerlyappearing on the album Against the Grain, for those in the know) continue this legacy that the band has created for themselves. Other things I like about this album include: -the cool guitar and tempo switches on “Leave Mine to Me,” -the interesting perspectives in the lyrics for “The Handshake” -the different sounds of “Slumber” and “Inner Logic” -the vocals, as always, on every track -the fact that every song inspires thought, not just the urge to jump up and down with your friends -etc., etc., etc . .. . What I don’t like is the shortness of this and every other Bad Religion album: we clock in at a little over thirtyeight minutes, with fifteen songs. I’m not really complaining, howposse repeats the song title over and over again. Quite redundant even without the use of the vulgar language for emphasis. I can handle a few “tick this or fuck that” to get the point across. Anymore than that and it loses its effect, a valuable lesson that Ice-T needs to learn. It seems that this so called hardcore band have run out of ma-

terial. Body Count do their best to imitate the sound of established altemative acts, but the recycled beats and guitar tiffs don’t go very far. They do a pale imitation of Soundgarden with “Necessary Evil” and the song “Drive By” sounds

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It’s customary for a record review to attempt to describe the sound of an album that is reviewed. Well, this album sounds like Bad Religion, only mbre so. It’s not easy to describe unless you’ve already heard the band. I could compare this release to former releases from the band, such as Recipe for Hate, NO Control, orGenerator, but there are as many differences as similarities. Tf you don’t like the band, you might say that all the songs sound the same, but I could say the same about any band that I don’t like. Since the band is gaining in popular media attention, I would recommend catching a listen to at least one tune by the band, or maybe go to see their upcoming show at The Warehouse in Toronto on November 24. I submit that you will find more than enough reasons to start your Bad Religion record collection. For the growing population that has access to the Internet and other information super-highway catchphrase delights, the band suggests that all e-mail be sent to Badreligion.com, and I know that Greg Gaffin has his own e-mail address that I’ve seen on newsgroups like alt.music.hardcore so you might want to take advan$ge of your account for something other than course work. Like the band says, “no Bad Religion song will make your life complete,” but a few of their albums add something to better CD collections everywhere. like a Ministry reject. Surprisingly the highlight of Born Dead is a traditional rendition of Jimi Hendrix’s “Hey Joe”. Although it is a fine song in its own right, its inclusion brings home the point about the Body Count having nothing new to offer. For one thing, the song is a cover tune and hardly an original version at that, For another, the song already appeared on a Hendrix tribute album and is therefore not new material. Burn Dead in short, is a boring second effort. Ice-T should have pulled the plug on Body Count before it came to this. One thing that it does prove, controversy sells records. This one isn’t all that different from the first effort except it lacks that one song. The one to provoke a reaction from police organizations across the nation. There is nothing as stirring this time around to create hype and make you want to own this. Body Count hasn’t changed,.- the music is the same it Just happens to sound stale the second lime around. The parental advisory stickers on it are a sure fire way to get young kids to buy this crap. Any sort of music that is going to piss off mom and dad is cool! Don’t be a stupid kid, avoid this at all costs.

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And Then Some is a delightful blend of soft acoustic guitar, bass and drums wiib allemating, accvrdion and keyboard thrown in to compliment the mix. Burlington natives Ben Hunter, Adam Cooke, Phil McAvoy and Jeff Luross have created a fine blend of folk and rock not unlike that of the Waltons.

that songs like “Radio Ass Kiss” could have been remembered too, but that would be somewhat trifling. Over the eighteen tracks The Wonder Stuff more that justify their existence as a band, while at the same time (unlike their friends Spirit of the West)showing that theyprobably quit at just the right time. For someone who never got around to buying the albums, this might be a nice package to round off a collection missing the tunes ofthe St&es.

Catchy hooks and some fine melodies make And Then Sume a competent release. And Then Some, the band’s four song independent release is a fine outing from start to finish. The uptempo lead-off track “Just Apart Of Me” is superb. The other three songs: the catchy “Along The Road”, the feel-good “Happy HVW”,

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by Dave Ned special to Imprint “Hello, good evening and weicome to the Big Country extravaganza right here at the This is the beginBarrowlands.” ning line which leads you right into “Harvest Home” of this live recordedBig Country album. Insome ways it is a compilation album for Rig Country as it includes those songs which have been more successful for the band. As live recordings go, this one is well done; it is a very clear and sharp production as opposed to those disappointing live recordings that sound terrible and you wish you had never bought. This album was originally recorded December 29, 1993 at the Barrowlands in Glasgow, between then and now there’s been a lot of

mixing, with good results. This is a 14 trackdisc that includes memorable songs like “Peace in Our T i m e ” , “Wonder1 a n d ti , “Chance” and of course “In a Big Country” (which includes a really different guitar solo for the song). The album is divided into two parts, tracks l-6 are all slower and acoustic (unplugged if you will) and you can sing along with the crowd on these songs as you ca.n hear them clearly. Tracks 7-14 are of the electrified guitar version and this pretty much drowns out the background sound of the crowd. It really struck me as odd when I realized the age of the song In a Big Country, which was on Big Country’s incredible debut album, when I heard it at the Bomber on 80’s night. This song (which I iistened to pre-highschool) as with the others sound more vibrant then on album recordings, demonstra ting that Big Country is an excellent live rock band. Big Country has pretty much avoided the many music trends between the early 80’s to present, which is something to be said of a band from the UK. As pointed out by Steve Sutherland, editor of NME, “They aren’t fashioned at all. They are as real as can be and that still counts a lot.”

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Usually bands that are the “current darlings of the U.K. press” are over hyped, one-hit-wonder-nevershould have-been and never-willbe’s who just don’t deserve the glory the papers shower upon them. (Can you say Suede?) Nonetheless, I find myself for once agreeing with VOX, Q Magazine and yes, even the N.M.E. Strangelove is a brilliant new

send chills up the spine with memories of the Smiths and early R.E.M.. All in all its an exceptionally morbid and melancholic piece of work ranging from pleading anger to desolation. The lead-off single “Time For the Rest of Your Life’ is probably one of the best new tracks from a guitar based band that I’ve heard in quite a few years. Listening to it’s insightful lyrics one is drawn into vocalist Patrick Duffy’s shadowy world. Though they borrow a lot of ideas from mid-eighties pop/alternative to the late eighties/

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“Denial” is a reasonable leadoff single, but perhaps a more adventurous choice would have been the mellow acoustic number “Drugs Guns and Booze,” or even a spedup “Anna is a Speed Freak,” a song that cries out in vain to be played in

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Probably a good indication of how interesting this album is would be the fact that I’ve had it for weeks, without having the time or the desire to sit down and listen to it. Either that or it’s an indication that my tastes don’t include Pure. Tn any case, the best way to describe this Vancouver band’s second effort would be, “Well, it’s there....and that’s about it.” Whereas their first effort contained some great singles (and the numerous videos for “Blast” were rather fun), almost none of the thirteen tracks on this album stick out as the next bin Pure hit.

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early nineties shoegazer movement, this band seems to come away with something fresh and provoking. Angry screams of “I don ‘t want to die..” interspersed with an underlying anger at the inevitability of death are at the heart of this album. Other tracks like “All Because of You” and “Is There a Place?” tell sad, beautiful stories we can a31relate to. “No one will love yuu in a IO00 years, Nu me will know you in a 1000 years. This is killing me... ” Strangelove deserve all the credit they have been given and more. Watch for these lads to do great things. Pick this gem up and I am sure you will not regret it.

As for the faster tracks, “Spiders” comes off like a more interesting 54-40 circa the last album, with hammond organ whirling about mystically, while “What It Is” leads off the album with squalling guitar and Jordy’s as-per-usual somewhat heavy-handed moralistic words. And...+what else can I say? Well, in a live setting this band manages to transform the inherent dullness of their sound into something worth watching (see my review of their show at Phil’s a few weeks back.) And....the inside cover of this album reminds one quite a lot of the Check Your Head inside sleeve. And .. . .. .. y ‘know I’d really rather be listening to the new Orbital album, or really= many other more interesting albums that are out now, in this fall season of tons 0’ new releases. And, oh yes, buy it if you care, I suppose.

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The first thing you’ll notice about this album is the name of some of the tracks. Three of them are named after characters on Quenton Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs. After that, things get weird. There is virtually no consistency of style between the various songs here. “Trouble Come Down” is a mellow song, with mild vocals and a piano backing them up. “More ways than three” sounds like unrefined Soundgarden, lacking only fancy guitar-playing and Cornell’s distinctive vocals. “0” sounds like a Charde song, just with the drums mixed really loud. “Mr. Blue” is very experimental. It’s basically a rhythm track with weird little

by Chris Imprint

Aldworth staff

Back together after a five year hiatus, David 3, Daniel Ash and Kevin Haskins offer up their newest masterpiece. Hot Trip to Heaven takes Love and Rockets in a new direction from their previous releases. The screaming and screeching of “Motorcycle” and the evil dance beats of “So Alive” have been replaced by something new. Love and Rockets have ventured out of their usual Goth music, post Bauhaus slumber and have embraced the ambient, trance music scene. Now, I will not pretend to be an expert on this genre of rave inspired music. Lack of credentials aside, I can say that I like what I hear. The collective minds of Love and Rockets have come up with a refreshing new sound on Hot Trip TO Heaven. Ambient dance music is no stranger to Love and Rockets. “Haunted When The Minutes Drag” hinted at the potential and now that ambient music is in vogue, Love and Rockets have grasped it fully for the new release. Mind you

noises mixes in. Some are guitar, some are keyboards, some I have no idea of their origin. The best song on the album is definitely “Willow”, a fairly blatant Pink Floyd rip-off. I like Pink Floyd, so this song which sounds exactly like them is actually listenable to more than once. If you’re thinking that this album sounds screwed up, you’re right. I think these guys should take some time and try to decide what direction they want to go in before another album. While Reservoir Dogs was a great film, making what essentially amounts to a concept album about that movie seems a little misdirected. Rather than trying to ride piggyback on someone else’s success, they should be concentrating on getting their own shit together. Frankly I think Tarantino should sue these morons, although I doubt he needs the royalties right now. They have skill but lack the focus to do anything with it at the moment. Iwouldn’t recommend buying this album, but I’d watch out for these guys in the future. this is not as ground breaking as some might have you believe. Lots of bands have done this before. Even so, it is new for Love and Rockets. There has always been a large Goth, dance element to their music and it is still there in limited capacity. What is new are the extended nature of the songs which come complete with long floating instrumental sections. Half the tracks clock in at over seven minutes! The fifteen minute opener “Body and Soul” is a spacey trip ofharmonica and washed out vocals, and there is more where that came from. “Be The Revolution” and “This Heaven” are both fine examples of the quality of tracks presented here. Hut Trip TO Heaven can be likened to an extended drug experience that fades in and out. Some songs bring to mind Pink Floyd while others evoke a My Bloody Valentine or Smashing Pumpkins feel. Transglobal Underground’s Natacha Atlas makes an appearance on a few tracks and the female vocals are a welcome addition to the mix. Love and Rockets have always carried on the trippy sound, but this takes it to their techno limit. This album should open up Love and Rockets to a whole new fan base. Perhaps the new fad on the rave scene will entail pale skin, black and lace clothing, silver jewellery and dyed jet black hair.

Imprint, Friday, October 28, 1994

by James Bussell Imprint Staff This album is comprised of a jumbled collection of styles, boring songs and incredibly stupid lyrics. And an incredibly small amount of creativity went into this waste of money. The cliches just keep coming. The lyrics, the interior artwork, even the cover, it’s all been done before, either by Palmer, or by others. I suppose the music is the main thing, so 1’11 skip right past the cover where a girl with lots of eye make-up and lipstick is kissing Palmer as he smirks at the camera (a girl with lots of make-up? Didn’t I see this in one of Palmers videos‘? Or was it two of Palmers videos? Or was it all of Palmers videos?). Tracks one and two are “Honey A” and “Honey B”, no doubt causing Palmer days of anxiety over what to name the album (personally, I think “Honey” is a brilliant compromise). Honey B is almost Calypso, with several complex rhythms going on simultaneously. Unfortunately, this leaves the song without focus. Fortunately you will not notice this as you will be riveted by the lyrics. “Huney bee, I’m yuur main devotee, let’s establish a cuhny. Honey bee, 1 he your comparzy, be with me, in this tree.” There are a few tracks that could get minor airplay on easy listening stations, such as “Love Takes Time” or “Know By Now.” They are simple, stupid, inoffensive, unoriginal and dull. They are the only potential singles. Nuno Bettencourt plays on some of the tracks. Needless to say, this does not help. As if “Honey” wasn’t complete crap already, making some of it sound like Extreme is even worse.

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From the title of Lyle Lovett’s latest album you might think that his well known cynicism towards life and love may have been dissolved when he hooked up with Julia Roberts. However, in an interview he said that what he does is put together all the songs which go together under a particular theme, even though some may have been written a long time ago. So although most of the songs on the album deal with love its not that his outlook on the subject might have changed recently. It is an album which takes a few listens in order to get past the point of all the song’s sounding the same and I may not yet be at that point. But, the more I listen to it the more each song displays its individuality. The lyric3

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So do I. For some reason I will never understand, Palmer does a song called “Wham Barn Boogie.” Thanks but no thanks. David Wilcox is moron enough. Anyway, if you liked “Simply Irresistible” and all the other songs that sounded like that, don’t buy this album. There is nothing like it here. If you didn’t like those songs, don’t buy this album. This is far worse.

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just “Boy I really love you, you mean so much to me” type love songs. However, there does not seem to be the same wit and cynicism which I have heard in some of his other songs. Musically he has expanded from his original straight country sound This album is very stripped down to just aguitar,bass, drums and Lovett’s laid back but somehow always strained vocals. After a while this setup gets a bit boring with little distinction between the songs. It may still be to early to say whether or not I like this album, I like what I have heard from his previous albums better, but I guess the real test will be if I am still listening to it in a month, and right now that doesn’t seem very likely.

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SUNDAYS “Radio Arab Carlo” news and music. From all around the Middle East, with your host Firas Johnny Abedrabbo, Sunday Nights at 4:30 p.m* on CKMS100.3 FM. Call us during the program for your requests.

MONDAYS Cinema Gratis;The Turnkey presents free movies every week. Check Community Calendar for details. Outers Club meets7 p.m. ES1 350. Join in for Hiking, Backpacking, Cycling, Canoeing etc.. For information on upcoming events, call our hotline at UW extension

TUESDAYS Hellenic Students Association. Rooms available for hanging out or to get in touch with the exec. AL207,2:00-9:00 p.m.

WEDNESDAYS GLLOW [Gay and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo) holds a weekly “Coming Out Discussion Group” at 7:30 p.m. in ML104. GLLOWNight 9:00 pm HH378. Everyone welcome to these informal social evenings. Information and Upcoming topics: call GLLOW phoneline 884-4569. Womyn’s Centre Film Series 8 Feminist Discussion Group. 4:30 p.m. in MC 246. Films start at 4:45, discussion to follow. Call extension 3457 for mote information. FREE Esperanto classes are being offered once again.This course is not a creditanditbeginsat7:30p.m. inMC4044 For more info please conact MLEACH @SCIENCE.

THURSDAYS Hellenic Students Association. Rooms availalable for hanging out or to get in touch with the exec. ML 104, 5;00-9:OO p,m. \rVomyn’s Centre collective meetings at 3:OO p.m. at the Womyn’s Centre. Lesbian discussion group. Every other Thursday starting October 6 at 7:00 p.m. Call extension 3457 for more information

FRIDAYS Sulat-ulJuma 1130 p.m. MC4060. For information contact Professor Elmasry at extension 3753 or elmas@ vlsi.

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Applications for the following scholarships are being accepted during the Fall term. Refer to Section 4 of the Undergraduate Calendar for further criteria. Application forms are available in the Student Awards Office, 2nd Floor, Needles Hail. Unless otherwise stated application deadline is October 28, 1994. . .

ALL FACULTIES: Tom York Memorial Award - available to all for short fiction - not essays. Deadline: December 31 each year. Don Hayes Award-Deadline: January 31,

1995. Mike Moser Memorial Awards- available to third and fourth year students with financial need, exemplary academic record, and a high level of accomplishment in extra-curricular activities. Deadline: January 15,1995 to Dr. Neil Widmeyer, Applied Health Sciences, BMH.

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OF APPLIED SCIENCES:

HEALTH

Mark Forster Memorial Scholarship available to 3rd or 4th year Kinesiology. Deadline: January, 1995. RAWCOavailable to 2nd, 3rd or 4th year Recreation and Leisure Studies

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Shelley Ellison Memorial Award-available to 3rd year Planning. John Geddes Memorial Award-available to ERS, Geography and Planning. Green & Nogue Award-available to 4th year Planning-see Department. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship-available to 3rd year Environment & Resource Studies, Planning, Water Resource Mgt.

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OF ENGINEERING:

Anderson Consulting Scholarship- available to 38. Canadian Hospital Engineering Society’s Scholarship-available to 3B. John Deere Limited Scholarship-available to all 3B Mechanical. Delcan Scholarship-available to4A Civil. Randy Duxbury Memorial Award-available to all 3B Chemical. S.C. Johnson & Sons Ltd. Environmental Scholarship-available to 3rd. year Chemical. Deadline: May 31, 1995. Noreen Energy Computer Science, Chemical and Geological Engineering Award-available to Geological and Chemical year two or above. Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship-available to 3B Civil, Water Resource Management students.

FRIDAY

Head-Injury Rehabilitation Worker: Help professionals implement therapy. Must have a car. About lo-20 hours/ week, $20/hr. Community Neurorehab, P.O. Box 22069, Westmount Postal Outlet, Waterloo, Ont. N2L 6J7 Wanted!!! Individuals and Student Organizations to Promote SPRING BREAK ‘95. Earn substantial MONEY and FREE TRIPS. CALL INTER-CAMPUS PROGRAMS I-800-327-601 3.

Dazzle Your Future Employer with color. Professional resumes, black or coloroutput. Call or fax (519) 742-l 030. Experienced Medical Secretary will do word processing at home: essays, theses, letters, resumes. Reasonable rates: ideal for students. I even correct grammar and spelling. Call Pat at 7453294. Wordprocessed resumes, letters, deal in essays.“Best resume town.“:Copies, binding, faxsetvice. 5783090(days)

Action Business Services. Let us take care of all your typing needs. Reports, Term Papers, Letters, and more. Phone 893-2214. Maggie Can Type It. Essays $2.00 per page. Typed on Word Processor, disk available. Campus Center pickup and delivery. 743-6087.

OCTOBER

Rummage Sale at First United Church. King and William Sts. Friday, October 28 from 3:OOp.m. until 8:OOp.m. and Saturday, October29 from 9:00a.m, until 1l:OO Arts Administration Specialization invites you to an informal session with the Arts Administration Advisory Council. For further information, contact William Poole, HH 144, ext.505.

SATURDAY,

OCTOBER

Hallow&en at Wordside National Historic Site. Come and Discover your fortune. 10:OOa.m. to 5:OOp.m. Contact Sandy or Mike 742-5273

MONDAY,

OCTOBER

Cinema Gratis will be showing “Vertigo” and “Psycho” at7:OO p.m. at the Turnkey

NOVEMBER

Habitat for Humanity at UW - General meeting ML 216, 12;00-1:30. Find out about upcoming builds, in Cleveland and Pennsylvania. GLLOW Discussion Group will discuss “Is There a Place For LesBiGays in the Church?” All lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered people, gays and other supportive people welcome. UW, Modern Languages Building, Rm 104, 7:30 p.m. Forfurther details, phone 884-4569. MBA Day 1994 - Meet representatives from Canadian and U.S. schools. Pick up information and application packages. Davis Centre Foyer 10:OO a.m. to I:00 n.m.

WED.,

NOVEMBER

Canadian Crossroads Craft& Bake Sale Cool, inexpensive gift ideas: painted plant pots, funky jewellery, vegetarian cookbook & more. Stop by & treat yourself to some home baked goodies. Campus . Centre 10:00 a.m. to 7100 p.m. Community Blood Donor Clinic, St. Francis Church Hall. 49 Blueridge Ave. 13Op.m. to 8:00p.m,

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$25.0rCASH!! We’re looking for a few good men - to participate in a study called Hemodynamic Activity During No exercising & no Conversations. blood taken (you get to keep it!) Only takes 2 l/2 hours. Call Caroline or Mary at 885-l 211 extension 6786. Earn Free Trips & Cash. Breakaway Tours is looking for motivated students, organizations&clubs to promote Spring Break/New Years Tours 10 Acapuko, Cuba, Daytona, Vermont, Quebec & more! Leader in student tours for the ast 12 years, we are looking for the est reps to promote our tours. BEST COMMISSION STRUCTURE AVBAILABLE, so call today! Call I800-465-4257. MEMBER OFTHE BBB, CALL AND COMPARE US TO ANY-

OF SCIENCE

David M. Forget Memorial Award in Geology-available-to 2A Earth Science, see department. SC. Johnson & Sons Ltd. Environmental Scholarship-available to 3rd year Chemistry. Deadline: May 31,1995 Marcel PequegnatScholarship-available to3B Earth Science/Water Resource Mat.

TUESDAY,

Alone with your unplanned pregnancy? Call Birthright. We offer support and can help you discover your ootions. Call 579-3990. A Loving Couple with one child hope to adopt again. Are you pregnant and considering adoption? Call 519-2714435 to acquire info or initiate contact. Privacy sensitively repected for all.

OF MATHEMATtCS:

Anderson Consulting Scholarship-available to 38 Math. Electrohome75th Anniversary Scholarship-avaialble to 3B Computer Science. Noreen Energy Computer Science, Chemical and Geological Engineering Award-available to Computer Science year two or above. Sun Life of Canada Award-available to 2nd vear Actuarial Science.

OF ARTS:

Arts Student Union Award-available Arts students.

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OF ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES:

NOVEMBER

UW Film Society Chinese Films: “Metropolis in 1990” in UW East Campus HallRm 1219 at 7:00 p.m. For information call 885-1211 ext. 3709 between 1O:OO a.m. and 5:OO p.m.

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NOVEMBER

Coffee house tosupport Christian Peacemaker Teams non-violent peacekeeping work in Haiti. 8:00 pm. First Mennonite Church, 800 King E. Kitchener. Coffee, tea, baked goods, music 578-3009 for more information. Free Seminar with many guest speakers. Issues discussed will include, Grime, Free-market Environmentalism, The Debt, and Canada without Quebec. Presented by The Fraser Institute in Sheraton Centre Hotel, 123 Queen St W, Toronto. For registration and information call Annabel Addingron at 416-363-6575 extension 315.

University Heights Secondary School needs volunteer tutors to work one-toone with students at upgrading their basic skills in mathematics. If interested contact David Carter (885-0800). K-W Big Sisters needs volunteers 20 years of age or older to work with children. Minimum 1 year, 3 hrs. per week commitment required. One on one relationship-with girls 4-17 and boys 4-11, Orientation training provided. Call 7435206. Laurel Creek District Girl Guides is looking for leaders for Brownies, Girt Guides, and Pathfinders. For further information call Lynne Bell at 884-8098. Volunteering is great way to help your community. The City of Waterloo is looking for a Volunteer Child Care Worker. Responsibilities include supenrising children from birth to 6 years of age. Two hours per week. For more information please contact The City of Waterloo, Volunteer Services at 579-l 196. Tutors Needed to meet One-to-One with residents of Kitchener-Waterloo wishing to learn English or to improve their English. Tutors must model fluent English. Minimum once weekly, six month commitment. Contact Yvonneatthe KitchenerWaterloo Multicultural Centre, 745-2531 e Special Olympics coaching needed in Elmira for floor hockey, rhythmic gymnastics, power lifting. Call Bea 669-5606. Lexington Public School,Forestlawn Rd. To work in classrooms or with individual students. Call Briqitta 747-3314 Varsity Hockey team seeking student Mgr. &Statistician and Student VideoCoordinator. Begin immediately. Contact Tom Kieswetter PAC Rm2050 or call ext.3021. Canadian Mental Health Association Waterloo Regional, Branch. Friends, a service of CMFA needs volunteers to support children in one-to-one relationships. Meetings take place during school time. Call 744-7645. Student Volunteers needed to assist disabled adults with computer work as well as reading and writing class assignments. Close to University. If interested, please contact Vivian at 885-4042, between 8:OOam - 4:OOpm. Prueter Public School (Union/Lancaster area) to work in classrooms or with indidvidual students. Call Jane Horne 578-0910. Children’s International Summer Villages requires for adult leadership positions in Europe, North/South America. If you enjoy working with children, posses communication and leadership skills and are 21 years of age you could qualify for this unique experience. call 885-3903 or 742-2851

Counselling Services Strong Interest Inventory-discover how your interest relate to specific vocational opportunities. Each workshop is 2 sessions long - Tues, Nov. 1 (3:30-4:30), Mon, Nov.7(11:30-12:30),Tues,Nov. 15 (11:30-12:30), Mon, Nov.21 (4:30-5:30), Wed, Nov.23 (3:30-4:30). Reading & Study Skills : For students who wish to improve their ability to read, listen, take notes, concentrate, manage their time, study, and write exams. Each session lasts for 4 consecutive Weeks Fri, Oct.28 (9:30-l 1:30). Tues, Nov.1 (1:30-3:30). Myers-Briggs Type Indicator-discover how vour oersonal strenaths relate to your brefeired way of working. Tues, Nov. 1 (1 1:30-i 2:30), Wed, Nov.9 (3:304:30), Mon, Nov. 14 (2:30-3:30), Tues,

Ukrainian Students’ Club - YES, USC is alive and well at UW! For event or club info check our bulletin board outside MC 3001 (Math Lounge) or call Martin Kuchirka at Federation of Students. United Nations Club- Attend International Model UN Conferencesat Harvard, Princeton etc. Must sign-up now for fall and winter. Contact Martin Kuchirka at the Federation of Students office. UW Chinese- Catholic Comrnunityweekly Cantonese Bible Sharing in Notre Dame chapel. Time to be arranged. Please call Irene Yue at 7255281 for more information. The Student Alumni Association of UW has planted a tree and placed a plaque in frontofthetreefortheclassof1994.Ithas come to our attention that the post and plaque were stolen on May 28. If anyone knows where the post, or culprit is, please inform the Student Alumni Association at 888-4626. KW Art Gallery Micheal Thompson: Passion Over Reason Main Gallery, 27 October to 27 November. The Family Under Stress. Regional Addiction Counselling celebrates the year of The Family and Drug Awareness Week by presenting an evening with Ann Denis on Tuesday, November 22,1994,7:00 1O:OO p.m. at the Royal Canadian Legion on Wellington St. For more information call Ann at 743-6951. The Equestrian Club invites everyone to call its hotline at 846-2717 or see its bulletin board in PAC. For information regarding its weekly socials, trail rides,

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The following are Fall 1994 deadlines for Postgraduate and Postdoctoral Competitions in the Universitv Graduate Office: Eco-Research Doctoral Fellowship Unrestricted,Environmental Issues -Nov. 7l94 NSERC Postdoctoral Fellowship and NATO Science Fellowship - Science, Engineering,Mathematics,Health Studies,Kinesiology,Physical Geography,Psychology - Nov. l/94 Ontario Graduate Scholarship - Unrestricted - Nov. 7/94 NSERCISSHRC Master’s Scholarship in Science Policy - Science Policy - Nov. 18194 Queen Elizabeth II Ontario Scholarships - Social Sciences, Humanities,

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