1998-99_v21,n32_Imprint by Editor Imprint

Proposed tuition hike at UW Engineering and Computer Science to raise fees by 19 per cent by Ryan Chen-Wing /mpn’ntsM

t Monday’s senate meeting, Vice-President Academic and Provost, Jim Kalbfleisch, announced differential tuition increases for the upcoming school year. Deregulated programs engineering and computer science will see a 19 per cent increase and otherunder64 graduate programs will see a nine per cent increase. In December 1997, the government announced deregulation of professional programs. At the time, details were not forthcoming as to what this meant for programs like engineering or CS. In May 1998, the government clarified the situation by announcing the Access to Opportunities Program (ATOP) which required participating universities to expand CS and high-demand engineeringandoffered startup funding and deregulation of those programs. The gov-

ernment also encouraged universities to find corporatb sponsors by matching private sector donations. Under ATOP deregulation, the university is permitted to charge current students up to 20 per cent more tuition and any amount for incoming students. UW administration is recommending equal tuition for current students and incoming students. “It goes

crease of no more than 20 percent and is considering the possibility of charging this and successive firstyear classes more. One reason given for the increases at UW is the issue of perceived quality. “People do judge quality by price,” wrote Kalbfleisch in his draft report to the Board of Governors. He wen t on to say, “And if we charge less, before long our

Faculty of Engineering. “Itisasaddayforthescudents ofOntario,” replied Robin Stewart, FederationofStudentsVPEducation, when asked about the tuition increases and government’s policy on education. “I’m not surprised. We could have predicted these increases when the government announced deregulation on May 7, last year.” “ M a n y members of the uni-

It is a sad day for the students of Ontario,” replied Robin Stewart VP Education. against cost [when setting tuition), senior students cost more..If only first year tuition were to be increased the increase would have to be much greater,” said Jim Kalbfleisch VP Academic and Provost. Queen’s University is not following this route where administration is recommending a 20 per cent increase for current engineering students and will charge new students 30 per cent more than current tuition. The University of Toronto has committed to an in-

programs will become inferior because we have had fewer resources to support them,” referring to the fact that those schools that charge more tuition will have more money to spend on improvingquality. Some of the extra funding wiil go towards about 40 new faculty members in Engineering and Math and 10 faculty positions in other faculties. “We are decreasing frrst year class sizes from 120 to 80 students,” said Dean of Engineering Sujeet Chaudhuri, describingoneofthenewinitiativesinthe

~~~~t~~~~~~t~

the tuition task force looking for alternatives to the current model but we have seen the same thing,” remarked Stewart. The tuition task force report which explored a number of alternatives to the current model of setting tuition. One of the alternatives was a multi-year fee schedule and Kalbfleisch acknowledged the desirability of such a model, “but there are too many uncertainties to bring one forward at this time.” On Tuesday, April 6, the LJW Board of Governors will meet. On the agenda will be the proposed tuition increases.

Mordecai Richler packs them in by Melissa

Choong

/mpn’ntst&

amous Canadian writer Mordecai Richler entertained a packed house Tuesday night at the Humanities Theatre to deliver a talk, entitled “Canadian Conundrums,” which was the keynote speech in the Stanley Knowles visiting professorship in Canadian Studies, typically known as the Kerr-Saltsman Lectures. Mordecai Richler, intemationally acclaimed writer of literature and screenplays and a prolific journalist, has represented Canada with an intellectual and often controversial view of human identity. As the moderator ofTuesday’s

event commented, Richler was proclaimed as a “diverse, controversal, and provocative individual” that can complement “our Canadian mosaic and comment on the problems we face here and abroad.” Further praise for Richler came from UW President James Downey, who cited Richleras having the “courage to be honest, even when honesty offends.” Richler entertained the crowd by using humour to contrast and compIement the Quebec “identity” issue. Commenting that he “making too much of wasn’t anglophone suffering.. . we haven’t lost our heads, only our apostrophes.” Richler went on to inject humour in describing in great detail stories from his past to colour-

fully illustrate the Canadian perceptions of the time. In his speech, Richler, who was born in Mont&al, often referred to the city to explain the Quebec identity. He explained the reason for the efflux of e&j&cated Qukbecers to Ontario and consequently Montreal’s high unemploymentrate bymeansof “better weather conditions.” Specifically, Richler commented on “the poorweatherconditions which stop at the Ontario border.” In regard to the Quebec separtism issue, Richler warned that Bouchard “will not call for another referendum until he is reasonably sure ofwinning.” He joked that if Quebec does vote for a referendum, they can always get out

tichleraddmsedaMl photo

house. by Janice

Jim

of it again by having another referendum to vote to rejoin Canada, Making a reference to the NHL, he quipped “we can always make continued

4 News: Student reaction to tuition increases . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5

to page 6

NEWS

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

26, 1499

Chief Priest comes to town GorclonThiessengives positive forecastfor Canadianeconomy by Mark A. Schaan spesia/ to Imprint

‘You can be a physician in

Whysettle for anything less? The time is ri ht to learn more about a rewarding and fu54illing career as a doctor of chiropractic. Greater emphasis is being placed on reventive care and non-invasive health me.hods P in today’s modern health-care system. In five academic years, you can graduate with a doctorate and be licensed to practice anywhere in the U.S. and Canada. Known for academic excellence, Logan College IS on the cutting edge of curriculum innovations. In addition to offering a quality clinical proqram. Loaan orovides value-added business management trainin”. This gives graduating practitioners 2 winninn

micra

with

% d+nr

Iaclrlarchk

qnrl

nrorr+imn

EARNADEGREE WITHAFUTURE COLLEGE

l-800-533-9210

+ CHIROPRACTIC

1851 Schoettler Road Chesterfield, MO 630064065 Phone: 314-227-2100 Fax: 314-207-2425 E-Mail: loganadm@logan.edu An Equal UpporfrmBy Institution of Higher Education l

co-op Ifyou have a pu.5sionfor helping and wadzing with people, then continue your education with one of Cen tennid rewarding heakhprograms. Ybu’Zl gain valudde hands-on training and the opportunity to enhance your rksumk with practical experience. Consider these programs: Nursing l

- ----~-

Join the only cJlZge in Ontario

Complementary ..- .“__1--11--~

Care

1Post-Diplomd

that articulates with the I.Jnivcrsity of Calgary - cc>mplcte

an online Bach&jr of Nursing Degree in only one year Team up with a working nursing professional Hands-on experience prepares you for managing patient care A number of specialized postdiploma programs are available for practicing nurses. l

Paramedic

Call

er;pericnce prcparcs YOU fcx work with clients and builds an ethical framework for decision-making Acquire valuable business skills for starting your own practice. l

& Lifestyle

Management

pGzE&iq

Take a holistic approach in achieving personal, workplace and community wellness in Canada’s first post-diploma wellness program Put experience on your rf?sume with a l&week work placement in your final semester Enjoy adult Iearning environment, featuring networking and idea exchange, as well as on-site wellness centre. l

Gain important analytical and communication skills to provide critical support to people in crisis Practical experience in hospitals, ambulance and lab situations prepares you for proper response in an emergency Graduates are eligible to take Ministry of Health exams to qualify as paramedics. l

Ask about

,,:-,wds-&I

Wellness

our new (416)

Or visit

Shiatsu

and Massage

Therapy

289-5325 today for more information. us on the Web at www.cencol.on.ca

t&WENNWcOLLEGE

place to deal with their problems,” and although “broad-based recovery has yet to take hold, the Japanese may recover by as early as later this year.” Thiessen concluded with a review of Canadian monetary policy. Thiessen noted that “the depreciation of the Canadian dollarwas pretty orderly” but required the Bank of Canada “to [try] and sustain confidence by temporarily placing more impclr-

Our economy really has coped a lot better than many 2;; ;I:;::-’ had expected.

en hanceinenf skills. Logan Colle e of Chiropractic is now acce ting applications. wgri-tt, call or check our Internet lil ebsite for a free descriptive brochure and admission kit.

http:/l.logan.edu

ordon Thiessen, Governorofthe BankofCanada, reflected this week on the “trying year for the Canadian economy” and gave a “pretty positive outlook for the future, even in the face of international insecurity.” Thiessen delivered an address on Canadian economy and monetary policy at the Annual Membership Meeting of the Mennonite Savings and Credit Union. Addressing a crowd of over seven hundred at Bingemans Park, Thiessen reviewed the current issues for the Canadian economic and financial community and detailed the Ban k’s plans for the coming months. Thiessen, referred to by noted economist Larry Smith as Canada’s ChiefPriest, was quite a coup for the small but growing Credit Union to book. Thiessen spoke favourably of the growing role for credit unions and new competition in the fmancial community as the bank attempts “to ease the tension between safety and efficiency.” Thiessen spoke at length in

favouroftheMcKayTaskForceof this year that attempted to assess the current banking situation in Canada. Thiessen suggested that, as articulated in the McKay Report, “reducing the barriers on current lenders will improve the benefics to customers.” However, Thiessen also noted that “this may have a potential to increase risks to the systems” and should be met

programs.

with such precautions as an easyexit:policyforfinancialinstitutions, “not just easy entry.” Thiessen lauded the economy as it has weathered the past year of international instability. “Our economy really has coped a lot better than many had expected,” proclaimed Thiessen. “Our economy is in sounder shape than ever before.” Thiessenadmits that “Canada isverydependenton therestofche world” for financial stability but “global financial markets are a lot calmer these days.” He suggested, in reference to current financial trouble spots, that “the Brazilians have got a plan in

Thiessen feels that we “have improved a Ior: since then” and that “concerns in the Canadian economy have weakened.” Thiessen feels the Canadian economy has improved economic foundations to weather the current wave of international insecurity and that Canada, “as we go into later 1999, is still very strong.” Thiessen has shifted the bank’s attention to maintaining low inflation as “this is the most important thingthe BankofCanada cando” toensureastableand steadily growing Canadian economy. Thiessen gave a rosy forecast for rhe future of the Canadian economy and believes it is ready to maintain its steady growth throughout the year.

honoursstudents

or those ofyou in co-op, life can get quite hectic between school, applying for jobs, interviews and looking for housingeveryfourmonths. Inconjunction with National Co-op week, Co-operative Educationand Career Services (CECS) has rccognized the dedication and hard work involved in being a co-op student by honouringtwostudents for their exceptional achievements on the job, in school and through exrracurricular involvement. Dean’s Honour List students, Jennifer Candlish and Angie Koch were UW’s nominees for the Canadian Association for Co-operative Education (CAFCE) Co-op StudentoftheYearAward:Angieand Jennifer were selected from a list of nine students nominated byemployers and co-ordinators. Each received $100 from CECS for their excellence. Candidates for the CAFCE Award are considered from universities and colleges across the country with $500 going to the winner. Jennifer, a 3AApplied Heatth Sciences student who entered u niversity with the intention to apply to medical school, has developed new goals through her co-op and course experiences. Having completed three work terms, her career

Winners

Angie Kach (left) and

Jennifer Candlishwith Bruce Lumsden(the

short guy in the middle). photo courtesy aspirations are now focused on health education and health promotion. This spring she is heading to Ghana as a health services volunteer for Canadian Crossroads International. Jennifer also volunteers for the Canadian Red Cross Society, is President of UW’s Association of Baha’i Studies, works part-time at the Bombshelter, and spends her free time playing the violin and doing aerobics. Angie graduates this spring from Applied Studies and Social Development Studies with five work terms to her credit and many personal benefits. Angie says, “coop gave me a chance to try out things in different areas that I wouldn’t have thought about.‘+

of the Co-op Department

The community and World Services Award she received from the Faculty of Arts in 1998 is a testament to her unselfish concern for a healthy community. Angie volunteers at St. John’s Soup Kitchen, is a foundingmemberofan International Community and Co-opcrarive Housing Venture, sings in a local chamber choir and enjoys hiking and gardening. Although it was Angie and Jennifer who were recognized this year, it is not to say that the close to 10,000 other UW co-op students are without merit. CECS would like to thank all UW co-ops for their outstanding accomplishments and looks fonvard to continued success in the future.

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

NEWS

26, 1999

Students react to raising tuition tudents concerned about increasing tuition met on Wednesday March 24, at 5 p.m., in the Davis Centre Institute for Computer Research Lounge. Approximately 30 students showed up to the WPIRG-sponsored “Public Forum on Tuition Policy” to listen to speakers, understand the current situation and ask questions. The Federation of Students (Feds) was represented at the forum by both VP Education Robin Stewart and his cw

successor

Ve-

dents of large corporations such as Coca-Cola and CIBC. Following LeBlanc, Robin Stewart presented the Feds’ stand on increasing tuition, and the work they have done to influence the increases. He expressed frustration that despite the hard work and personal lobbying very little change has come about. Stewart explained that “many of [the Board members] run large businesses. .. they only think about UW two or three hours a month.” He alsocriticiz,ed the insubstantial recommendations made by the Provost’s Special Task Force on Tuition, due

dents the full cost of education and to aggressively collect on student debts. A petition was available for students to sign to show adminisuation how concerned UWstudents were about rising tuition. As Stewart commented, “when you’re negotiating with administration, and say ‘we’re representing 16,000 concerned students,’ it helps ifwe can step back sometimes and show the students behind us saying ‘yes, we’re concerned.“’ When Stewart highlighted the procedure for setting tuition, one audience mem. . .

The administration was not “out to screw the students.”

ronica C hau. The forum began with John Wilkinson, who gave a financial background. He showed the changes in government transfer payments, explained how U of T could afford their confidence in guaranteeing a three-year plan and gave sdme conservative predictions for the future. Marc LeBlanc followed with an outline of the Board of Governors; he explained what it is, who sits on it, and how much power it exerts. He asked if the “Community at Large” group of the Board truly represented the community considering almost all of the 10 members were directors and presi-

Career. Services launches volunteer recruiting campaign Career Services is currently looking for people to fill three volunteer opportunities for 19992000: Sfulent Career Assisrclnf - In this position, you are trained in r&urn6 and cover letter writing technique and job-search strategies. You will meet with students on a one-to-one basis to help them with their rksumt?, letter and general job search concerns. Stdent Murketing hstitunt This is gold for someone interested in getting out there and promoting, promoting, promoting! You’ll do lots of market assessment, project implementation and public speaking activities.

Smdmt CunerInfomution Ass&&znt- In this position, you’ll quickly become an expert on the resources available to students and alumni in the Career Resource Centre and on the web. You’ll learn about educational programs, career planning, and job-search strategies so Lhat you can lead clients to the information they need. In all positions, you will dedicate four hours/weekover an eight month period (terms can be Fall and Winter or Fall and Spring). &4s

simply respond to decreasing government transferpaymentsbydecreasing total enrolment. Stewart responded that such an action would simply result in a decrease in government funding. Stewart ended the forum by *D~mmmmmmmmmm-----=Q

~-~~~~ $$;;;$;;i

primarily to the difficulty in satisfying all members on the Task Force, Patrick Grover then came up to “throw out some terms and ideas,” and gave his opinion on the social implications and global trends surrounding university education. Grover lambasted tie World Bank, “a respectable institutionin some circles.” He described one of their mandates as an attempt to “eliminate the concept of public good” through such actions as advising all countries to charge stu-

countable. After further questions on the accountability of the tuition setting process Stewart noted, in the administration’s defense, that his experience had shown the administration was not “out to screw the students.” Stewart believes that they are honestly trying to maintain the quality of education and reputation of the university, but that they felt there were no other options. Another question from the crowd asked if the university could

well, you will receive intensive training early in September (usually duringorientation Week) and attend bimonthly meetings. Applications can be picked up at the Career Resource Centre and should be returned by April 2.

Sarah Kamal or Natalie Cheng cyclingfor_opp~~~nj~U~~O.CO~ for more information.

A group of students from the University of Waterloo have initiated a project called “Cycling for Opportunity.” This project involves seven young men and women who will be cycling from Vancouver to Waterloo to raise awareness and money for Third World education funds. The students, who will be graduating this year, view the tour asawayofpassingon theopportunities of higher education to students who would normally be deprived of such opportunities. The project goal is to raise $4,500, one dollar per kilometer cycled. All proceeds will go towards “The Fair Opporcuni ties Group Education Bursary Fund” and “Escuela de Espafiol Pop Wuj,” twoeducation bursaryfunds that disburse scholarships to underprivileged students in the poverty stricken neighbourhoods of Nicaragua and Guatemala. Pledges are welcome. Contact

Other packa es also 1 availab1 e I

* Individual portrait session in a professional studio * Your choice of pose * 8 to 12 proofs to choose from PROOFS READY IN 24 MS. “we carry all colours for UW and WLU”

The winners of the 1999 Distinguished Teacher Award to recognize outstanding professors and instructors nominated by their students, colleagues and alumni are: Professor Geoffrey Fong, Department of Psychology; Professor Rohan Jayasundera, Department of Physics; Professor Metin Renksizbulut, Department of Mechanical Engineering; and Professor Ron Scoins, Faculty of Mathematics. All winners will receive $1,500 for teaching activities. The awards will be presented at UW’s spring convocations ceremonies to be held June 1649.

A mini blood donor clinic will begin on Monday, March 29 from The

clinic

I I

June

! 1 I.

fee with this ad

8/99

Call today and book your appointment with us.. .

EVERGREEN PLAZA, at Westmount,

744-5553

370 Highland Rd. - KITCHENER (next to Food Basics)

M3mxl in working in a techno2ugica2lybmedfield? Consider a pgrum with u proven recoraafplacement success: Electro+s Engineering - * Iechnology Study all aspects ot industrial electronics and optoelectronics engineering-in a balanced theory/ practice state-of-the-art environment Acquire hands-on relevant industrial engineering experience, in data communications, fibre optics, microwave and control systems + Learn microprocessors architecture, hardware programming and PC digital interfacing Opportunity for one-year paid co-op work experience Option of a fast-tracked second diploma as a computer programmer.

NOVELL), LAN Inn-a/Internet and peripheral devices 9 Opportunity for one-year paid co-op work experience Option of a fast-tracked second diploma as a computer programmer.

Computer Systems Technology . Study industrial hardware programming (C and C++) and am3lications software %nphasis on la‘test industrial developments-microprocessors, computer networks (UNIX, NT,

will

ContinueunGlThursdayintheStudent ILife Cenrre. Anyone interested in helping out their fellow beings should makeanappointmentactheTurnkey Desk. For more details call l888-871-7201, ext. 4241.

Blood donor clinic

to 4 pm-

NOsittin~ Expiry:

1 I II

UW names four distinguished teachers

10 a.m.

power and to whom was he ac-

Cycling for Opportunity

encouraging students to get involved personally, by writing letters to the Board of Governors or the provincial government and volunteering with the student efforts already established on campus.

Automation & Robotics Technology Benefit trom in-depth study, from fundamentals to advanced systems Acquire hands-on laboratory experience in robotics, hydraulics, pneumatics and electronics . Opportunity for paid co-op work placement Key-school status with the U.S.based Fluid Power Education Foundation offering post-graduate scholarships and job search support 9 Gain internationally recognized training for the competitive world market. l

Call (416) 289-5000, ext. 2267 for more information. Or visit us on the Web at www.cencoI.on.ca

CENTENNIALCOLLEGE

NEWS

Mordy speaks continued

from

page 3

be comparable

Humpty The success ened by humour

it a best of seven” referendum. Addressing issues ofwho’s the “most real” Canadian, Richler says that “we are all immigrants here,” and that once Canadian citizenship has been obtained, we should all be treated equally. Further, he believes that the bilingualism of many Canadian children may give them an edge in the future. Richler concluded by stressing the importance of Quebec in the “hub of the Canadian wheel” by mentioning that its loss would

We can

to the tragic fate of Dumpty. evening was a definite as hundreds were enlightMordecai Richler’s ideas, and sincere truths oncomplex Canadian culture. The lectures were made pos-

man and made in memory of Max Sal tsman, a politician and occasional lecturerat UW. According to Knowles, the lectures serve to increase awareness of Canadian studies by “applying new ideas of human worth and new values that are consistent with human dignity.”

seven.

Neill-Wycik Co-opemtive College is morethanjust o placeto live.Forover25 years,we haveprovideda grent alternativeto traditionalstudentresidences. Privaterooms, shoredkittha~~, greatfmilii! Meetnewfriends,participatein lo-op livingandoc[essall Toronto hastoofferriiht fromyourdoor.

h~hes Indude: ComputerLab+Wei@ Room GumesRum +Roddeck BBQs 24hourSdty+ma~ Udergruund Pa&g l

96 TorontoOntarioM5B167 Vaiie:(416) 977-2320 Fax:(416) 977-2809 To&free:l-800-268-4358 eMail:@k@infommp~ WebSite:~//www~/-wyc& Germi

Street

East

\TAa*Bc

wEI

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

26, 1999

What would you do if you were Prime Minister?

to lTtnpn*nt

byKateSato sgR?ckd

anhip fund? Marsland: Well, we did a couple of things first of all. The ‘*Magna for Canada Scholarship Fund” is one of the [more] corporate vehicles that helps fund the program, the “As Prime Minister” Program. And Frank Stronach, founder and chairman, felt backaboutfive years ago that, there were more problems with [the] living standards

ince 1994, Magna International has been supporting the nationwide essay contest, “As Prime Minister” through its “Magna for Canada Scholars hip Fund,” Participants are all full-time undergraduate, graduate, orCGEP students. They must submit a 2,500 maximum say, which are soited through by a selected panel of judges to select SO semi-finalists. From those 50 c 1 essays . . 10. regronal winners are chosen, and from the 10 redeclining, more issues related to gional winners, one national winCanadian unity and felt that it was ner is selected. time to step up to the plate and see The national winner takes if we could help do something home $20,000 plus a one-year inabout that. ternship withMagnaInternationa1. This year’s topic: “I fyou were the Prime Minister, what political vision would you offer to improve the living standard of Canada?‘* is Marsland: This year we have one that is bound to provide much slightly adjusted the question. This brain fuel, Last Friday I had the year the question is “If you were pleasure of interviewing one of thePrimeMinisterofCanada,what the people who makes this contest political vision would you offer to possible every year, George improve our living standards?” It Marsland. made reference previously to, livingstandards and unity. We felt the unity is still an important issue, but not such a separate issue from the information we’ve received back. The people felt it was part of now, the overall [issue] when we ask for political vision, that includes unity, as opposed to having to be as explicit as we were in the past, We hadalotof feedbackthat itwas time to update the question,

ness, science and non-profit. To show the students that political vision comes even from every sector of the country the invitational writers alsogive a good broad inspiration of where they view things. We do send these to all the politicians, Members of Parliamerit, So that they can see what kinds of vision and ideas people have out there that, we want to

“Y2 Our national winner receives ~~~$J~~ a one-year internship valued at $36,000 for a total ~Z$~~~ Prize of $56,000.

.Thursdayi April 1 is the last I:- paper of the Winter Term, due to the Friday holiday. ’ 1 Deadlines for the Campus i.1 Bulletin, articles, reviews, ) room 1116, between 9-5 p.m -y/ /I\_ //

Imprint: panelfor

be awark of what the coun-

have not finalized

kind uf format. [Right now] we have a preliminary list but we that yet.

Marsland: We provide for the 10 regional winners, a summer internship which inaddition to thcircash prize of $10,000 is valued at $12,000 for a total value of$ZZ,000. Our national winner receives a oneyear internship valued at $36,000 for a total prize of $56,000. Ourstudents have worked ina variety of areas. From marketing, some areas of human resources, the chairman’s office. (Note: Magna International recently took a group of Canadian award-winning athletes to Lausanne, Switzerland to launch an international organization. Two of the interns will be helping to develop ideas to reform the IOC and dealing with the company’s public policy and social responsibilities.)

Who compnseS the ju&ing the essuys?

Marsland: We have a national panel of judges. Actually, we do it through an internal selection team who will take the thousand essays down to a couple of hundred essays.Then we have a national panel of judges, we have not yet announced it this year. But last year it included, Michael Duffy from CTV, MajorGeneral Richard Romer, Joan Crockett (Managing Editor ofthe Calgary Herald) and others. So we have a broad national panel of judges.

Marsland: Again, we try and pick people from a variety of backgrounds. We have a list fromcommunications, arts, entertainment, sports, culture, technology, busi-

Marsland: This year, we [took] a number of steps to enhance the profile of the program. We renamed it, it used to be called the “Magna for Canada Scholarship Award.” We’ve brought in more sponsors, such as TheiVutionalPost. We updated the web site so that people can download the entry form. Plus we actually double theamountofdollars in the awards this year. So, all these things we feel, are going to enhance the program. We also developed a more aggressive marketing campaign with ads on campuses. We have already received about 2,200 responses in rhree weeks, so WC arc yuircthrilled. Students wh nre intenstedin finding out more about this competition cun visit the web SZB http :// www.asprimeminister.com orcull td--ree l-800- 9 7MAGiVA and I877-ASTHEPM.

IMPRINT,

NEWS

Friday, March 26, 1999

Campus Questiori: ~~a~~!Y;;;~eof . a l

by Ellen McKay

“Yes, because

and Lana Williams

most of the men are pigs.”

Anusha Sanmugarajah 3A Computer stience

there’s

‘“Yes. People

“No.

here lack social skills.”

too many

“Not at all. If you like the Dungeons Dragons/&z?Tm$ type.” Marlene Oliveira 4B He&4 Studies

I’m not at liberty

Andrew

Martin Makowski ZB Math

Sandra Farrell and Wenzie Ng 3NSti~~ceand 3A C/remkstsy

“Yes, they do. ‘Cause yucky Mathies.”

(photos)

to discuss

this.”

“Yes, probably because here are smart.” Dominic IB Math

people

are just too shy.”

Paul Brillinger 3A Math

Moore

ZB Am

“No,

a lot of people

“Yes. Please refer to our picture N.K. Patel,Toni DeMello, and Rachelle Eisen 3A Arts

Rocheford

as to why.”

Josh Paterson

PleaseJoill usfor EasterBrunch, And he@ raisefunds@%the fgggOntario Gamesfir the Physically Disabled

Monday March 29th g+yoam to irir:3oam Ground Zero Restaurant, SK Students$7+00 Faculty& Stafl$ fo.oo Tickets must bepurchasedrizadvance FEDERKIIOW

OF STIlDENTS

he light is there, at the end of the tunnel. I’m not yet sure whether it is the light of day, or the proverbial oncoming train, but it is a light nonetheless. With just one issue left this term, I can now count on my fingers the days I have left here. incoming Editor in Chief Tara Hillis is hard at work learning the ins and outs of how to run this strange creature called Imprint. It seems to be required that when one comes to an endingbe ittheendingofaterm,ayearoragoodTV show -one is expected to reflect back on all that came before. Who am I to buck a tradition? Since the Oscars are still fresh in mind, I think it’s appropriate to present my reflections in awards format. So saying, here (in no particular order) are the Imprint Editor’s Awards for 1998-99. Worst Dressed: The Engineering Toolbearers. Sorry guys, but hoods are out. u’ay out. Entertainment Award: This one goes to the campus Young PCs. Their overblown, indignant blustering, which tended to erupt at the slightest editorial prod, has given me hours of amusement. The Peace, Order and Bad Govemment Award: The Harris Tories win this for blowing another huge wad of cash to run propaganda during the Academy Awards (hey, I gotta get in one last shot at my favourite target. My fans expect it, and I just gotta provoke one last little reaction from my favourite campus club). Good Loser Award: This one is shared among all the losing candidates of this year’s Fed election. After the most polite campaign on record, not a single person whined or blamedImprint for theirloss. Poor Winner Award: Doug Suerich. He soundly thrashed the Feds in the Capital Improvement Fund referendum. But that wasn’t enough. Now he’s trying to crush them completely by making the Fed fee refundable. Best Actor: Milton Ghan. For a whole year he has played the perfect comic foil to the Feds with his long, morally righteous barrages. Wait a minute.. . you mean he wasn’t acting?! Best Overacting: The Feds clubs get this one for their hysterical overreaction to the new clubs policy introduced last term. Lifetime Achievement Award: Calvin Masson. He’s survived 12 years here and has risen to the level of minor campus legend. It’s not going to be the same around here without you, Calvin. a%Courage Under Fire Award: John Workman. He has endured a whole term trying to rebuild the once-great Fed entertainment empire, the whole time being fired upon from all sides, including his own. UW Radical of the Year: Davin Charney.Whetherit’sTwisterintheSLC or organizing another demo, Davin: You’re just SUPA. Father Knows Best Award: Administration wins this one for their continuing patronizing attitude towards the Feds and students in general. The rave was killed because the people upstairs felt the need to protect us from ourselves. There are so many more awards I could give, but my space is limited. It’s been a long year and how do you compress all tfiose experiences into 500 words 3r less? Stay tuned next week for some Final thoughts on the many years I’ve spent here-at UW and at Imprint.

Global a bunch

warming of hot air

n response to recent letterwritten in support of the current alarmist version of the global warming theory, I feel that I should point out a number of flaws in the writer’s arguments. Firstly, the writer claims that “scientists from different disciplines are being consulted” because we are dealing with a complex issue and that the effects of global warming are being *‘measured across the spectrum.” Th is is an idealistic misinterpretation of facts. Scientists from diverse disciplines are nut being consulted to agree on the effects of global warming; rather, they are being called upon to endorse the global warming theory itself, something which the overwhetming majority of them are completely unqualified to do. The vast majority of scientists who are qualified to make the final judgment, primarily climatologists, simply do not believe that human-caused global warming exists. The

second

contention

of the writerwas

that global mean temperatures have increased by 0.3 to 0.6 degrees Celsius since the late 19th century and that this is proof that human activities are warming the Earth. The writer seems to have forgotten that global temperatures ,have never been constant, even in the absence of human

interference( the Ice Ages are a primary example of this variability). Dr. Roy. L. Jeanne, from the.NationaI Centre for Atmospheric Research, has stated in no uncertain terms that thecurrentminor warming trend cannot be attributed to human interference any more than the global cooling trend of the 18th century. Perhaps the writer’s weakest argument was her use of a sound-bite from the Working Group I report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. The writer chose to unquestioningly believe the conclusions of the report while ignoring the fact that many of its authors have testified to the pressures placed on them to emphasize the results supportive of the current warming scenario and to suppress other results. She also chose to disregard a survey of the report’s participants, which revealed substantial disagreement with the content of the final report and many of its conclusions. One participant went as far as to state that “the UN panel is so thoroughly politicised that its integrity and objectivity cannot be taken for granted.” Finally, the writer presented us with a quote

from

the

Minister

of the

Envimn-

ment. To this, I will respond with aquote from Richard S. Lindzen, the Alfred P. Sloan professor at MIT: “As a scientist, I can find no substantive basis for the warming scenarios being popularly described.. . Many aspects of the catastrophic scenario have already

been discounted by the scientific community.” Given the stunning lack of credible evidence for global warming, it is in the best interests of Canadians to vigorously oppose any legislation that would curtail our freedom and damage our economy on the basis of shoddy research and at the whims of a powerful environmental lobby.

UW students make Games happen

between MC, SLC, and Biology be similarly converted, - hn Stokes- Rees E lectnk-ul E ngimenhg

‘d like to express m)r amazement and pride ofthe great students of the University of Water100. I am currently serving on the Games Organizing Committee for the 1999 Ontario Games for the Physically Disabled, to be held in Kitchener-Waterloo this July. On a regular basis I receive e-mail correspondence from members of our committee. One of the e-mails that recently came in made me especially proud of Waterloo. The Federation of Students contacted the Committee to volunteer the services of University ofwaterloo. The result is amazing. Through the hard work of two students, the University ofwaterloo will be hosting two events in supportofthe 1999OntarioGames for the Physically DisabledThefirstwillbeonMarch25th at Fed Hall, with avolunrarycover charge being donated to the Games. On March 29th, a brunch will be held in Ground Zero and profits will again be donated to the Games. In closing, I’d like to share a clip from one of our internal emails about the students organizing these fundraisers: “[We] met with Michelle and Kate, students from the university who have been working extremely hard to make these events a success. We were impressed with the creativity, enthusiasmand hard work these two ladies have put into these fundraising events.” I’m proud that the students of the University of Waterloo are so generous. Thank you! If you would like more information about the Games, please feel free to e-mail me at d!Tti&~.Mti.d.U.

St. Jeromes

SO far

Tu fheEditor,

t is great to see the administration creating new parking spots in handy locations. I hope I will be able to purchase a parking pass for the newly formed lot which has gone in between Modern Languages, Arts Lecture Hall, and Dana Porter. Although some may have felt that this area made an attractive courtyard and pedestrian walkway, I think it is much more beneficial to the university community to allow a handful of people to randomly park their cars in this area. I am not sure if they are library staff, Needles

Hall administrativeVIPs.

coop employers, or just run-ofthe-mill faculty, butwe have to be understanding of how long a walk it is from the St, Jerome’s parking lot. I would like to suggest that the currently under-utilized asphalt

Emancipation?

recently read an article in a business journal about the efforts of a company to regain its market share using the newest Internet technology. I remember this article because it had something in it I hadn’t seen in a long time. The article referred to the company’s top guy as the “chairman.” “Chairman,” I thought. How refreshing to see that word again after such a long time. Today every major journal, book orotherpublication uses the word “Chairperson” or simply “Chair.” It is just part of the on-going campaign to erase the word “man” from the English vocabulary. Everyword that used to contain “man” or “men” has been changed to something more acceptable to our cultural elite. “Policeman” is now “police officer,” “fireman” is now “fire fighter,” “mail man” is now “postal worker.” You see, the establishment feels that if they can change the language we use, theycanchange the way we think. And that, of course, is the goal - to change the way you and I think. All major publications have joined in the effort. An article in Scient2j7GAmtnkun Ireadlastweek refers to a new medicine’s benefit to “humankind.” You see, the word “mankind” can’t be used because it contains the word “man.” Interestingly, though, it may be more difficult for our language police to erase the word “mankind” than other words they have targeted. This is because Neil Armstrong (inadvertently, I’m sure) cemented the word “mankind” into history with the phrase “* . . One small step for mankind.‘* It will be hard for the establishment to erase that phrase from the history books (although I’m sure they will give it their best). The effort to erase the word “man” has been largely successful in most areas of our society. Today, the only place you will find the word “man” is, perhaps, at the Selective Service department where only “men” are slated to be drafted and sent to war. That’s right. While the government has been feverishly rewriting laws to make men and women equal, this is the one law they have chosen to keep as it is. You may also find the word “man” within the hundreds of “affirmative action” programs specifically designed to discriminate against men in school admissions, hiring, promotions, et cetera. Why have the efforts to erase the word “man” been so succcssful in our country? Because Ameri-

can men are suckers. While other groups fight for their rights and try to increase their power in society, American men are told that they don’t have a right to do the same (unless, of course, they are a man “of colour”). We have accepted the establishment’s ruleson this and haven’t questioned it. Until we wake up and stop being such suckers, the establishment will continue to succeed in their efforts.

Nauseologia

‘m writing in response to Mr. van der Breggen’s Apologia column last week. To be blunt, I disagree with the premises (which he erroneously calls “data”) with which he begin his reasonable reasons to believe in the existence of a Christian God. Nevertheless, one can examine his premisesand find a very satisfactory explanation in the Anthropic Principle. The Anthropic Principle is used to explain the apparent coincidences in the development of life. It is a very common-sense explanation: if the coincidences that led to life hadn’t happened, we wouldn’t be around to discuss the matter. Thus, looking for a supernatural explanation for the development of life is just looking for an explanation to a mystery that doesn’t exist. In that light, we examine the “data.” “Dl: The Universe seems to have an enormously powerful first cause.” True, but that doesn’t in any way help the Christian argument. Besides, it would seem that the Christian account of creation is off by a couple billion years. “IX: There is evidence of intelligent design in nature.“Applying the Anthropic Principle: if it wasn’t good design, we wouldn’t exist. There is no need to resort to a god-creature to explain it. “D3: There is good evidence of objective morality.” Many would disagree, but even if we were to agree, it still doesn’t imply a god-creature. Of course creatures (such as humans) have a common set of rules and morals. Ifwe didn’t, we’d have been wiped off the planet long ago. Again, the Anthropic Principle is at work. “D4: The human mind’s workings are baffling.” In the middle ages, disease was a baffling phenomenon. As we progressed, we found a very reasonable explanation that didn’t rely on spirits and demons. Just because we haven’t fully understood the nature of the mind yet, it doesn’t mean we have to go running off to a god-creature to explain it. “D5: There is subjective evidence of people having seen God.” There is also evidence of people having had a d@a OR experience (I’m sure nearly everyone has), yet no reasonable person can believe

that time-travel to the future and back again occurred in order to give the impression of d’+ vu. How is “seeing God” any different? Let us keep in mind, human subjective experience is phenomenally unreliable. “D6: There is impressive historical evidence for Jesus’ claims and his resurrection.” Quite simply, all the evidence I’ve ever seen or heard of is quite unimpressive. Perhaps Mr. van der Breggen could summarize some “impressive evidence” in a future column? Taken together, the six pieces of data seem to point more reasonably at the Anthropic Principle beingat work. There is no need to resort to a god-creature (least of all a Christian one) to explain the above, and resorting to it really isn’t very reasonable at all.

I’ve-run-out-of-prefixesologia

tion, Ifvan der Breggen was to read a book like Davies and Gribbin’s TheMamrMyth, or Sagan’sCoslnos, he would have many of his questions answered. Perhaps they would not yield the answers he would like to hear, but then again, kit answers aren’t exactly what I want to hear, but I read the column anyway. A wise person, whose name currently escapes me, once said, “A whole lot of nothing still adds up to nothing.” So, Mr. van der Breggen, I challenge you to prove to me (quite more rigorously) that a Christian God exists. No fancy philosophy lingo, no cloud of Christian dogma, just cold, hard, indisputable scientific proof. How well would van der Breggen’s argument hold up in a court? A court in a nation, namely ours, whose laws are largely based upon Christian ideals? -Jason Law PAySiGS

To the Editor,

ere goes Hendrik van der Breggen, bastardizing formal logic again. As a student of the sciences, especially physics - a branch of science that was especially important in taking the explanation of the natural world from the realm of philosophy to the observable - i take personal offense to his “God Hypothesis.” Van der Breggen’s “alternative explanations” of “Dl-D6” are, in fact, quite believable. They fit nicely, more or less, with tangibrTe predictions of models we, as scientists, have formulated about our universe based upon real observations, not heresy or specula-

Pulitzer

for

Lewis

was going to write in to complain about Dr. van der whateverhisnameis, but instead, I think I’ll focus on something more positive: Malcolm Lewis. That guy is good. Malcolm Lewis is easily the best writer Imprint has seen in some time. His scalpel is far from rusty: it’s as clean and sharp as a surgeon’s! Props to Malcolm Lewis! Cheers! -hhLofra?2Go English Lhratun

Dennis hoped the hunters for the convenience and not

cxme the duck,

FORUM

The

Prairies by any other name

to stop intolerance, you write. -An&m Mechanical

Tu the Editor,

‘d just like to point out a bit of hypocrisy on thepartofMalcolm Lewis [Rusty Scalpel]. It looks as though Mr. Lewis is opposed to racial slurs, prejudices and stereotypes. I’m not going to say that there’s anything wrong with any of that. The problem I do have is that Mr. Lewis in attempting tospeakout against such political incorrectness seems to carry some prejudices and stereotypes of his own. I’m unclear as to why he finds racial slurs unacceptable but stereotyping and slurring an entire region of Canada acceptable, He states that Strang was unafraid to state openly intolerant views very publicly, in my mind, Mr. Lewis isn’t that far off. I seriously doubt that making such open slurs against Quebec wouldn’t be very highly regarded. Why then are slurs against Alberta okay? I understand that Mr. Strang was wrong in his statement in the Legislature but I hardly think that it provides any justification for incriminating Alberta as a whole. Mayor Mel, Premier Harris and Prime MinisterChr&ien were all responsible for saying some idiotic things. Does that give me the right to slur Toronto, Ontario and all of Canada respectively, or that there is something fundamentally wrong with the people in those regions? Didn’t think so. Calgary, and the rest of Alberta are just as nice to live in as Toronto and Ontario. If you want

rethink

IMPRINT,

what

Yang Engineen*ng Get

with

Youth workers bear the brunt

To the Editor, Tn comment to the article “UW lpulls plug on Fed’s Rave,” I feel that the university is totally out of line with regards to their decision. Wherever people go out on campus, it invariably involves drinking, which the university seems toencourage with a plethora of advertisements for the campus establishments. Drinking and driving is one of the largest killers ofuniversity students. Thumbs up to the Feds for trying to organize an event that neither excludes some students, because of their age, or encourages drinking. - Thumbs down to the- administration for their narrow-minded attitude, relying on hearsay about drugs and raves to veto what could be a very profitable event. Why can two relatively unimportant campus employees veto this event, organized by our Feds, anyway? Are our Feds just tokens? And will the university reimburse our expenses with this sudden veto, &m all the advertisements were made? Waterloo has suffered serious fashion setbacks over the years compared to the other Ontario schools for its conservative attitudes. Can’t weget with the times?

the year declined 21 percentage points. Despite the economic recovery between 1993 and 1997, the youth labour force participation ratecontinued to fall and now stands at its lowest point in 25 years, the report says. Poor working conditions, low

ong Tern Prospect.. of the Young Ll s a study conducted by Statistics Canada, written by Miles Corak. It contains some hard facts that probably won’t surprise anyoneundertheageof25, but should concern everyone. “Since the 198Os,” said Corak, “there has been a pervasive decline in the earnings capacity oft he young,” regardless of industry, occupation or union sta-

bearing the brunt of globalization.

tUS.

Over one-third of men aged 17 to 24 belong to the contingent workforce: they’re either unemployed, employed involuntarily part-time, or holding non-permanent jobs. Those youth holding down full-time employment are likely to be working in the low-paid consumer service sector rather than in manufacturing or the public service. Another study by the Canadian Council on Social Development, released in January of this year, shows that more than half of today’s 16 year-olds have never found paid work, compared to only about a quarter in 1989. Between 1989 and 1996, the share ofyouth who worked during

wages, part-time hours have pushed youth workers to ask some pretty basic questions, like “What are my rights in the workplace?” Ontario’s labour legislation has undergone numerous changes. The sheer number of inquiries prompted York University’s Centre for Research on Workand Society to publish a “know-yourrights” brochure. This will soon be available in our resource library. Young people are also starting to ask some fundamental political questions like, “What are the root causes of poverty, racism, homophobia, access to post-secondary education and unemployment?” Toronto student activist Kate Laxer says “We are the generation

j&&f

ii::

“‘i

: aavirlt

luerstnwen

&km :

:,.

.:: .:._., : .::.. .. _, : , . ‘I

.::f ::

‘.:

___:_ : ..:.__.

. . . ..

i:.....,z: ..1.::. f;{,:$.@,sm[m p&e& b&e ...._... ..:..:.& .:.1.:. .::, .._. .i :,g; .,$:...i ::,: . ... .:_..:.:.:_ .:......:.;; .....:.._. ..,.::.:. :::::,:..:.,.y :‘.1’:....::. -:‘:;r.:;, j;j .: ..:. ..,. .-...i.A:.: .>:I ..:.:,‘.:.: .....-... ..,.: .~.,..Y F .._._.... .... .__, ,:<:i ..L ..-.: _..% :.:::.::::::::‘..: : .:.:.:::y:. z. ..i.. .:.:.:.y :,’ :.: .:+:,: :,:.: ,,~,, ,. ..........,...........,.:I::.: .. . . ..,. ...-. ......,j.: ...,.v .: .‘::,;.‘.:rp:3y. .. ‘:“i:.:‘.:Ax& V;rn yrr,*~ t:_:. :..:,.. _. ., . . ._._...,. ::: ,:.::.,::. .._:...:.?WF --1 --I .:I.’::.. ._. . . . . ..-.-. ,. .,.:.: :;:< :::J$:::: ;.:.:.:+. .,......

::_ ,,:,., ,.-,..‘.L’.’ :.. .y:,: ...,.,., ...+ .:.:..::p: ;;y:g :::..:. ;,;,: 5 ::> ::. ,___ ..:. _,,,::: ,+ _,_ .i.l:. 2:. .:. . .,.:. _.,. -._ ,:.: ..’ _ .... :.. ._.:,.... ,... ,j::.::i. ....:..:yl:..Ei’:. .:;.i.: .::.y :.. . .

‘&&&&&qp,Jo~na :.:::: -:-<,: ::;:: :::~‘.‘..

;; ~~dHlUlS

. Assistant Ed&w .. Tracy Hunt, ‘Paul Schklber

:..

.B:

_i,

.:.: :_

-y

,:; .‘:, c.: : ..:. . .

Jennings,

Lja

]oh~p;&yj

7:::y::;::.:.;.

~~Crellln,

....-

Kejmm,

majm

Lewis,

_.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.. ._ . . .: ..,.,. 1.. .._..,

@~$&&~~,~~ljen McKay, &ijly M&&$@fi~b& S, Nmree, Stephen ,., ...... ._,_ . ..::,‘:‘:.,.-I::...:. .L @&#$$$e Palmer, &H h&on, SAC, kt@&$$$ &b Schmidt, Kate S&w-, .U..-.......A.~. .

&#$$$$ Schdan‘,ToksTawose,

StephenTh&$&Jmdrikvan der Breggen, Silly #&$kr, Simon Woodside, WPIRG, Fra&&&:.;,::.:. Michael Zepf ._. ..:.:...:.:!:.: :.:.:::. :;: :.:..:,:i:~:~:~.i:,:i ::,:iits.1 :is:i i:’::x xi .A._ .‘....:. y.-: .:>i: :i:::. .. ,. _,.: :_:, : i :.:_ ::_ ..:.:...: i... :>. .. .I._ ‘y’:.):..: .:.:._ :..:. :..‘I:: ::: :‘i’ ‘.:p .;, .jj :.. : ‘,i ..j .:.: _, _...:, :..,.,_...,._.,.,. ::.:. . .:..,., . ::::: .:::: ::.. . : ::,. . .:.. :.‘. ‘.:.:‘....., ..-.:.. .:,_ ..... :... ::$$:~ ::.. :.::_::.. Tc.. ::::::.:: >, :.:I ;,. :,: : ::_: :: : ..;;:x;::. ....

Bob Siulw,

f$zh&ders :; ::i ,:.5 ._ .,.,. .:.::..: :_._. :_,_, :_:_ _,. ~..Wlis :,_,.5.., L

;:;

:,.

. +“i

,!:

_;T

--w-w,

-u

Ad++!+

....:.:.:... ._ _ 1 .:.::.:., -_ :i.y.:.:.

_-A-

-A

. B~~~~:~~irectors

“?ii:;iQ;. : ::’

John SW+&.;. ::.:.....:.:.r.:. .:::: ... ::s.. ..:j;: i' .> :: :.: :.. .:...:: .,. .:_, :,> ..:.._ : ::z: : _,_, .iI .:>:,_ . .:_ .~__:. :..I .: :..:::.. .::. .:-..c::. :., ::.. .,.:.:. ii: : ._ :,;.:.',_._:.: _.,_ :;.;_: .: :.j .. :.' i _._ :.

1:’

:. ... :..,. :. .L.,. : ..:., d

.%.. . i>..... .. Bw&#&&m

w,ll~~~~~~I’..j,

_. ::. I: $.

“:i,,

::. :.: ,... <.: ,::‘:

::. ‘Gil,: ‘7:. .

i :. :. .:;; . : ._,., .F ,,:: -. . .

,C.’

,;y ,.

.::,1,:1::.::::.5::ii .. .\:.:,;::., .:.:: ,.,, ... . . . _ . . . 2. .>..:.;.; ::y: : : : i $3,: :A : .j:

:::::: ‘::‘.::’ :g .’ :.::::.::.p,<$.:.::: ,:-;:p .:::.::1.’ ..i .$ ,:..

------I-

---P

J Houl&n

.. ... . . : ::.;‘:.;::; : .:,. :.:.:;.,; .::y.:.. _.: ::::.:...::.: .,., :.:. .,... . ;I& &

: :

‘heu

Assistmts

Pwe E-by.

;;,” ..:

$ :::$. ., .~~~~.:i:~~~~g~~~~~~~~~:.~~~ . . ..._ ._.i.; : .:.:_. ..>> ‘5 >:*$ _._.; f : :‘:::::‘:*g:; ;g A. ‘X >: .‘~:.:::::‘::~.“.:~~~:~~~ g<r .:. ;.‘. .. _.... _._... ,::’..‘,I:: -.,: :.::., ms .@&@I ~‘i~~. .. .-:.: :,: ,,,. A::.. ,r’ ir’j+ ..,.>: :.>.y>: .... . . . ..A.. . . .;.y. ‘.:.:.“.’ . . . . ...ii..... gij~!~~~ ,: .y-yj ::::.p .$j:;:::::::. &:::;:::.::: :.:.,.:l:.:.:.:.:..,.:.::.:.:. p: : :.:.;:.:.:.y. :.

:.:. ‘7::. ._:j

yyyi

i;;; :,$c.

;

IrnP~~rl~~

.>:>+: . . . . ,.v> . ..&.... ‘.‘.:.:.. 5.:. .._.

_: ;:y

2. A . ...;; i 2;: ::: c: .‘.’ I“ . ._.: . . . ,-:

i;< ;;: f :$$i .‘:; :,iL. 13.. ,:i:: .A.

. . . : . : : : ;;$$ggg

qmp*

. .:.: . . .t :.. y ::;;;:..,

i ..

ii:;;: :‘. :;i .’ 3&, :.,.. .: “:.:.:~ ._..-... ..,. :liiiiiii .I:,,’:: :::::.. .. .. ....yip ..%_ ...:‘:‘::::yv.. _::: :: .I: ““I:;, +.. .j. >:$.. ,_,.,_ y::.._.i_ .’ _.._:: :..__ i ..: ;..i:. ..: . . .$YI.... L..... T ..:‘$; . .,.,.....,.,.,... ;ii; :,:,::.: I:. * .: ‘-3 : .,

. : .I : :c :.::::w. i$

. .:..;:_:. .r..>:.:.

: ::

., . . . ,.

i.: ...

-. : : -’

... :.:. :r’.’ . . . . I’, ,$>; :,i[:,i .:; : fiy; .:::: ::.j : .:.,:,,_ I:.. ‘Y.. ... ..: : c :x :

./&.:&

c . . . . . . . . . . . . . :_ ,> .>:5 : >I_’ . . . . . ..% . ~

Editor ln Chief ;:

bearing the brunt of an economy transforming in the face of globalization, an economy that is no longer providing long-term employment, with decent wages and benefits, for the majority of workers in Canada.” Her 421 Dnclusion is simple: “We should be prepared to organize.” It’s time someone asked “What in the world is going on?” Youth are the society of tomorrow and they have a right to question, investigate and expose that which will pre-determine their future, environmentally, socially and politically. They are coming together. Tonight, the Great Hall ofthe StudentLifeCenuewillechowith their questions as youth from around the province gather to explore globalization. Knowledge of globalization issues mayanswersomequestions and lead to others, They will meet to try to build and strengthen links amongst themselves.They will strengthen youth activism through a process of sharing different experiences. Information, tools and ideas for furthering community activism in their own neighborhoods will be the take home package. Don’t miss it!

We are the generation

- Nyall Etq$eki Engheering

1.. ..:....: :

Friday, March 26,. 1999

. . .

...

:.. .I.

$ . . . . :?: ,:p,F,~;:, g: :::: . .:;::-..:.:.: :.. .sw:.:+. I.:.’ .,:::... .-.!.’ .G :-:+r: wC+$9?+jf I_ ‘Y. . ;T,!z, :I_ ,..: ..:.- .&. .:._ .i . . . -.._ ::c :_:. .:.:::::+:;: I.:.:.:. :::... . . . .> gx.Y ,_i$, ,::? I’s;:.‘:z:c : ::>.::g ::: .._ ,::.. : . . .i.:.: :.:.: . ‘.>.LC >.‘.‘.‘._.i .’ .$:.. _. :.:.: .:: :::. i:: ..: i :: 3 .i:: :: -.. .. : .*:.:.: ‘- :“’. . . . . =r~~~~~~~~~~~. ::::: j:: : : :>: E.; ,:::::::;:>+ :::::- I;. . . f ‘. .:::x::::: . . I . . ,.~ ,. .>: y. . . . . . . . . .:.:.: . ..i .. .. . .. .. . .*.. A>;:+:. ..,..... . . . . . . ..,.,. . . . ..,.......,. . . . :..::..:i:.:.:.:. _, :.:.:y:.> . . . . _.,.,. .:.:.:.. ::+: 5;:::__::;,: .,.,.,...,.-. _ :.::; : : >:.:A>>)>: .,.,.,._... .,..a.,. . ,., . . . . . . . . . . -. :.t..*.-:..Y . y.,.:.: .,.,.,.. ..:.;.;:.,...: .,.,.C....l._v..> .......I ,.. .,.,....... ,.,.,.. 4_.....,.,., . . . . . ..>

_: i::’ .:::.

::.;y. ,:I... ,y. ,.::f.. ._:.:. _,:v., :.: ::_._ :::.-,<.. ::;:. ..... ,::’ ,:.:.:: :._.-_ ::::.

.. . :.

.. _:.

:‘.._. ‘. I’ _:_ .. _._ ;1.. . .: ::::... ._:.: :.::>_, ..:.. ‘g_:ii’ .: I._. ..::. :i ,:.

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

to the

critics

couple of my columns generated criticism, so I will reply. Re: Qo~~g&z February 19,1999, on the Crusadesand the Inquisition. My intent was tocast doubt on the claim that Christianity is the world’s worst evil (acriticism I’ve heard). I accept that I probably overreached by appealingrok’ale historian Latourette’s work defending Christianity. Still, his research shouldn’t be wholly ignored. Was I unfair toatheists by claiming that Stalin’s and Mao’s murder of millions was a consequence of an (Itjl~istic worldview? I think not. I was pointing only toapdflic&r zx~sron of atheism: Marxist-Leninism, an atheism gone bad. Now, two points deserve underscoring. (l)Stalinand,2~aoactedco~~~~~e~~t/ywith the Marxist-Leninist principle that a utopian end sometimes justifies evil, dastardly means. (2)‘I’he Crusaders and Inquisitors acted incunsiste&y with Jesus’ command to love others. This leads to my intended main point: whether the central doctrines of a worldview are true/authentic does not always hang on the failure of adherents to live up to that worldview’s moral standards. In the context of my defense of Christianity, this means that whether Jesus resurrected depends on the history of Jesus’ resurrection-not on

?pwo gigantic, steaming cups 1 of coffee in two delicate, white china cups and saucers adorn the walls of the branch in Ottawa. Presumably, these are the cups of coffee that my friendly banker and I sip aristocratically as we exchange a few guffaws before negotiating some mutually beneficial and immensely enjoyable business deal. It would be more appropriate to have two swords displayed, to symbolize the fury with which I will inevitably have to fight with the undereducated, nearly comatose bank teller to extract even the simplest information from him about thestatusofmyaccoum.Apicture of a tall, girthy phallus would also be appropriate, to symbolize the extent to which I will inevitably get screwed as a result of my relationship with the bank. I hate having to explain over and over and over and over again to some elegant Waterloo lady who lives in a gigantic house in suburban Waterloo, her and her fuzzy pink sweater. that she bought at “The Wee Woollen Mill” on her last trip to “Scotland” with Whirlwind Tours (a picture of her and her pudgy husband, both wearing kilts, standing next to Loch Ness is proudly displayed above her cramped grey desk), that I don’t

FORUM

26, 1999

my (or the Inquisitors’ or Crusaders’) behaviour. My evil behaviour shows merely that I’m a lousy disciple of Jesus or a disciple in name only. Re: Apologia March 5, on the cumulative case argument for rain. Jason Law’s comparison of a weak argument to my relatively-strong argument commits the Fallacy of Faulty Analogy. Law’s “PakMailserves-food” argument would have been a better analogue if it included evidence of, say, pizza aromas flowing out of PakMail, empty pizza-ingredient containers piled up in PakMail’s garbage bin, people leaving PakMail eating pizza out of pizza-sized PakMail boxes, et cetera. We would expect such evidence on the PakMail-serves-food hypothesis and so such evidence would provide considerable support. Re: AJMI~Lz in general. Eric Wragge calls me a “gay-basher,” because ofsome of my past letters to Imprint and he ridicules me. On the gay-bashing charge, I deny it. In my defense I invite readers to examine my letters on homosexuality (see Imprint Archives: July l&1996, August 30,1996, June 19,1998, July 3,1998, July31,1998). Keep in mind that voicing rational concerns about homosexuality is not gay-bashing (nor is it homophobia, an inational fear). On Wragge’s ridicule, I long for the day when more people learn to argue civilly, by appealing to good reason and by showing respect to those with whom they disagree.

duwea permanent address. I’m sure when I say “moving,” this person thinks of a large trailer, ornate antique dressers being wheeled out on dollies, china being packed in bubble-wrap and oil paintings being taken down and packaged in acid-free cardboard for their trip from one suburban chateau to another. Apparently, the Thursday-

having raised the hull of the Titanic from the depths of the ocean floor, I can’t say exactly which task is more difficult. But from what I know of oceanic geology and early 20th century vessel hull construction, and my experience of Montreal aut-of-province-cheque-acquisition, I would say that two tasks are of comparable complexity. I sat on the phone for 25 minutes while I was “pingponged” from one imbecilic banker to another, fi-

What

is true

enough

paycheck-clutching, ChevroletCelebrity-driving bank autobots fail to fully grasp my somewhat bohemian lifestyle. I can hear the “pop-pop-pop”of the circuits frying in their meagre, fossilized sheep brains as soon as they are confronted with anything remotely non-standard. A year ago, while on work term in Montreal, I ran out of cheques

Apparently, I am the only client of the Red-Commie Bank of Waterloo that doesn’t sleep in the

n the past few months, debates about the logic of one world view or the other have been flying thick and fast. My friend and fellow columnist, Hendrik van der Breggen, has been at the centre of more than a little of this. This particular column is not intended to support or detract from any of his arguments, but to ask a quest&n of adifferent sort. What if logical proof isn’t the be all and end all of religious thought? Selecting a religious path is not an easy decision, nor should it be. Dozens of forces push the careful thinker in every direction: which is the safest bet, what’s the most widely held belief, what has the most scientific backup, what faith do my family and friends belong to, does this path have acommunity I am comfortable with, et cetera. In all of these complicated and difficult thoughts, in the hours of introspection, observation, and study, it’s easy to forget what should

for

Student

. . .

circuits frying

in sheep brains . . .

my chequing

account

at my

“home” branch (whatever that means) here in Waterloo. One might think that obtaining more cheques would be somewhat ~‘SS complicated task than, say, raising the hull of the Titanic from the depths of the ocean floor. Never

unless it starts raining really hard and Noah sails by onanarkwithapairofhumpbacked camels and some longnecked geese, the only, only way to obtain more cheques is to visit my home branch in Waterloo during business hours.

Life

Centre

every

night.

Next trip to the bank, I’m taking a big electromagnet and I’ll be the one not answering the mechanical cries for help as the robots are sucked across the counter and flung out the door to their magnetic doom.

the

most

important

questianr

“What, i~&ti@, do you know is truer You can observe, classify, catalog and weigh evidence for eternity and you will never be able to prove the validity ofa particular path. Any competent student of

religion could tell you that. Nor will you be able to prove its invalidity, since proving a negative is next to impossible. Sooner or later, your choice will boil down to&at is We enmfgh. Sooner or later, you just have to pick the option that rings truest in your own heart, close your eyes, bite your lip and make a leap of faith. “But wait,” I hear you asking, “what if I choose the wrong one? What if the path I wind up on isn’t truth?” Here’s the controversial part: I don’t believe there is a “truth.” I honestly don’t believe that any one faith has got it all exactly right. How could we, as humans, with our limited reasoning structure, wrap our heads around an all knowing, all powerful deity like God or The Great Spirit? No one running around on Earth has “truth.” They each have what they think is the best approximation of it. So keep searching. Study, observe, discuss, debate, but most of all,

listen

yaur

heart-

And

never,

ever be silly enough to think you’ve found the right answer. We will all find out the truth some day, and I think we’ll all be very surprised when we meet on theothersideandtakeagd,long look.

you are doing? Dandelion

by Kate Schwass

hlpmtstti

any people in Canada today are taking herbal medicine to relieve colds, aches, pains and other ailments. In 1996 just 15 per cent of the Canadian population turned to naturaldrugs. In 1998, thatnumber had doubled to 30 per cent, with more people turning to natural remedies every day. There are few rules that govern herbal medicine, so people have to look closer at what they are taking.

Aloe Aloe is found in the Aloe Vera plant and is used for peptic ulcers and grlstro-intestinal health. It is also used for sunburn, skin irritations, minor burns and wounds. It may cause a reaction producing a slight rash.

Arnica Arnica is typically rubbed onto the skin to heal bruises, sprains, irritations, arthritis and musclecartilage pain. It can be applied as a salve, on chapped lips, irritated nostrils and acne. Internal use is not suggested as it can cause vomiting, weakness, increased heart rate and nervous disturbances. ’

Black

Cohosh

Yes! The things found in everyone’s backyard. It has benefits for the liver, can bc applied to warts to dry them up and used as a treatment for premenstrual syndrome (PMS). It alsoclears up skin eruptions. Do not gather dandelions near roadsidesor where chemicals may have been used.

Dong

Quai

Dong Quai is called the “ultimate herb” for women, used to restore balance to the hormones and menstral cycle. It is not recommended during pregnancy, for women with excessive menstrual flow or for people taking bloodthinning agents.

Echinacea Studies show that echinacea can reduce the incidence of colds in people prone to getting sick. It should be avoided by people with auto-immune diseases. It is also reported to possibly damage reproductive cells and stop sperm from fertilizing eggs.

Ginger A cup of tea or ginger ale (without artificial flavouring) helps a sloshing and churning stomach. It also aids with heartburn and abdominal cramps.

age. A negative side-effect is that it can cause damage to reproductive cells.

Goldenseal Goldenseal can be used for treatment ofany infection, inflammation and congestion of lungs, throat and sinuses. It can be used for a remedy for irritable bowel syndrome, colitis, ulcers and gastritis and internal parasites. Large dosages and extended use are not suggested. Goldenseal should not be used during pregnancy or by children under the age of two.

Kava

Kavzt

Kava Kava is a strong gland stimulant used to treat skin problems, digestion and chronic liver diseases and is often combined with other herbs. Kava Kava is not to be used by pregnantwomen and can be very toxic if taken improperly.

Licorice Licorice is often found in cough medicine and is a remedy for bronchial distress. It is may have side effects in healthy people. Licorice can cause headaches, elevated blood pressure, hypertension, lethargy and shortness of breath.

Nutmeg A small amount of nutmeg (pea sized) relieves chronic nervous problems, heart problems and relieves nausea. There is the possiblity of miscarriage if taken by pregnant women.

St. John’s

St. John’s Wort is used in treatment for anxiety and depression. It causes sensitivity to sunlight, fatigue and weight loss. People should avoid alcohol, aged cheeses and sausages. It is not to be taken by pregnant women or people on heart medication. It may also cause damage to reproductive cells.

Valerian Valerian is a relaxer, effective for insomnia and used for nervous tension, pain relieving and muscle spasms. It is not to be taken over long periods of time as it can cause mental depression.

Vitex Vitex is a normalizing herb for the reproductive system, most commonly used for treating infertility, PMS, menopausal problems and hormonal imbalances. It is very effective when taken over long periods of time.

Mandrake Yohimbe

BlackCohosh improves circulation, treats painful s truation and helps relieve pausal symptoms. It should taken during pregnancy, women on birth control and poisonous in large doses.

blood menmenonot be or by can be

Ginkgo

Biloba

Ginkgo Biloba contains nutritional support for mental aleftness, enhanced vitality level, circulatory health and blood vessels. Italsofightserosionofenergywith

Wart

Mandrake is a strong gland stimulant used to treat skin problems, digestion and chronic liver diseases. It’s oftencombined with other herbs. It should not be used by pregnant women and is very toxic if taken improperly,

Bark

Yohimbe Bark is used in combination withginsengand saw palmetto as a remedy for men with a low sex-drive. It should be used with caution, especially people with high bIood pressure. It should

not be taken with food/drink containing tyramines (cheese, chocolate, beer, nuts, etc.). It can be dangerous if used with anti-depressants, sedatives, antihistamines, caffeine or amphetamines. It may cause racing heart, irritability, headaches, nausea, sweating, dizziness and frequent urination. People with heart conditions, kidney disease, glaucoma or history of gastric or duodenal ulcers should avoid this herb. People have to be careful when purchasing alternative medicines. There are five key steps to follow. First, learn your options. Go to doctors, drug stores that offer videos, anywhere you can get information. Do not go into this blindly. Second, get good referrals. F ind out which places are licensed to sell herbs and talk to your doctor about places he or she might suggest. Third, screen the store. If you do not feel comfortable with the people or the prices, nothing is keeping you there. It is not that hard to leave. Fourth, interview the sales representatives. They are there to help and if they are not knowledgeable about their stock then they cannot be trusted. Last, form a partnership. Get a friend, doctor, family member, anyone who can help you. You need someone who will be honest and who is also knowledgeable in the types of herbal alternatives you are look.ing for in the store. What it comes down to is gettting information. Never enter a store without prior knowledge and never trust the sales person to give you the best advice. Most people working in these stores do not know everything about the herbs they are selling.

As much fun asa holein your heaa m

: by Rebecca Ansktt ; fm@ntstM

-0 1

i i i 5 f f \ 1 * i i i 1

ne of the most spectacular of anelective surgeries cient times was trephination, a procedure which invoIved the removal of cranial bone, or less frequently as a therapeutic measure to relieve pains of the head. This was seen in primitive cultures as a means of exit for a troublesome spirit. The operation was a relatively straightforward one, carried out with a minimum of equipment, simply a sharp blade. Because of the lack of overlying flesh, there was not a severe risk of hemorrhage, although there was the constant danger of infection. The Hippocratsic Corpus advised chat trephination or any other forms of incision of the bone was not to be carried out in certain parts of the skull, namely the temple or the

part above it which is traversed by the temporal blood-vessel. If this was done, spasms would seize the patient. When trephining, the bone was not to beremoveddowntothecerebralmembrane at once as it might have become macerated or wounded. When it was exposed, it was important that it remain as dry as possible. The instrument mentioned by Hippocrates was a conical piece of metal with a circular serrated edge at the bottom, making it into the form of a saw which cut a circular groove, and a centre pin to keep it in place as it was worked. It had a cylindrical handle several inches long which was either operated by rolling it quickly between the palms or spun by a cord and bow moved crosswise. The saw, or the trephin, had to be frequently taken out and plunged into cold water to cool due to frictional heat, which

would cause more of the bone around the trephined part to come away than was intended. Celsus, an early Roman medical writer, viewed trephination as a last resort to be used only after non-surgical methods had been attempted without success. He urged extreme caution in the removal of the cranial bone, whether by boring or cutting, and warned that there were potentially lethal consequences of damages to the cerebral membrane which lay directly below. For existing large areas of damaged bone, Celsus recommended that thearea be surrounded by a circle of drilled holes using a bow or strap-drill and have the intervening bone be cut with a small chisel. He suggested the use of rose oil or milk so that the trephin would rotate more smoothly, although the excess of such lubricant would lead to the bluntness of the in-

strument. “When all the bone has been removed,“Celsus wrote in&M&‘&z, “the margins of the opening must be filed down smooth, and ifany bone dust is sdckingtothe membrane, it is to be removed.” This was so the skin would subsequently grow over rhe bone and fill up the hole made by the surgery. If any of the inner table had been preserved, it would be treated with “non-greasy” medications and over them, unscoured wool soaked in oil and vinegar. Trephination was a questionable practice. Although there was some measure of success, fatalities were high. Even with a special metal guard to protect the cerebrum from a misplaced stroke of the chisel, many patients died at the hands of less skilled physicians, evident in skeletons found with an unhealed trephined hole in their skull.

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

SCIENCE

26, 1999

An- onIine epidemic http://imprint.uwater Speedtrap.com IIrivers lice

speed

Statesmight

trying

to avoid

po-

craps

in the IJnitccl want to takcaspinon

the Internet first. At a web site called iztrp:ll~ww.s~~~~~frrrl,.c~m, motorists have posccd details of thousands of speed traps around the 1Jnited States, including location information, average fine, the type of car police used and the local scanner frequency.

Supernova

spotted

Astronomers, scanning the sky for asteroids that could threaten Earth, stumbled upon a supernova in a galaxy 650 million light-years away. The supernova was photographed by NASA’s Near Earth Asteroid Tracking system. The images captured the star’s appearance as it looked just a few weeks after the ancient explosion occurred. The star was unknown to astronomers before the accidental discovery. The supernova, named 1999am, was a white dwarf star in orbit with a companion star before it exploded. The white dwarfcaptured so much material from the companion that it became too massive to support itself. The explosion had as much energy as 100 billion suns, and the supernova is now nearly as bright as the surrounding galaxy.

Tracking across

outbreaks the globe

Interested in epidemics around the world? Visit http.// w~~w.niSCuvPTZ’.Cum~ex~lt;o~~e~~~L~ nle?~~di,ceasealert.~f~?~~ for the opportunity to track disease outbreaksand trendsaround theglobe. Weekly updates are available.

Fighting for human organs The battle over the IJ.S.A.‘s scarcest medical resource, human organs, has moved from Washington to the states, where a number oflegislatures have begun passing laws that would bar donated hearts, lungs, kidneys, livers and pancreases from being shipped beyond their borders to sick people elsewhere in the country. So far, the laws have not had a large effect on the way organs are distributed. Rather, they are intended to thwart an effort by the Clinton administration to force organ recovery networks and transplant centres around the nation to share their precious organs more liberally.

Smallpox viruses weighed plan to destroy the world’s last known samples of smallpox virus later this year is threatened by the growing suspicion that secret caches of the microbe probably exist, increasing the chances it could fall into the hands of a A

rogue nation or terrorist organizatlon. Ifthac is the case, some scientists bclic\rc stocks of the deadly virus should be kept so they can be used to help develop antiviral drugs and a better vaccine against the disease, which was eradicated from the world in 1978. That view, however, is not universal, with some people saying that destruction of the known viral stocks would discourage the use ofany pirated ones.

Altering warming

of global insights

Two new studies ofthe Earth’s ancient atmosphere may alter the way scientists understand the relationship between airborne carbon dioxide and climate change-and hence the dynamics of future “greenhouse” global warming. Inonepaper, published in the March 11 issue of the journal iv& tzrq researchers said they found that during the past l1,000yearsthe period known as the Holocene epoch that began around the end of the last ice age and extends to the present - levels of carbon dioxide, a potent greenhouse gas, did not remain constant until the onset of the industrial revolution, as many had long supposed. Instead, although average global temperatures stayed relatively stable, carbon dioxide levels fluctuated considerably during the Holocene, according to a team from the Scripps Institution of Oceanography and the University of Bern, Switzerland.

hydrogen and oxygen. Both vehicles, IIaimlerChqsler’s Necar 4 and Ford’s PZOOO, emit only water vapour as a byproduct of their chemically produced energy, meaning that they are cleaner than the cleanest of the gasoline-powered cars on the world’s roads today.

for

Drug

antifreeze

I>octors have a new weapon to combat poisoning caused by drinking ethylene glycol, the active ingredient in automobile antifreeze, researchers said in Thursday’s issue of The Nm Engiund Jutimal ufltleiiiine. Conventional treatment for ethylene glycol poisoning calls for doctors to make the patient intoxicated, a process that negates the poisoning effects. But excessive alcohol can be toxic as well. Now researchers report that fomepizole, sold under the brand name Antizol by Orphan Medical Inc., works as well as alcohol does, but without side effects.

Discovery

Interested in u career in rechnolog? Muhe Centennid your next move. Not only will you enhance your resumk with practicd experience, bit you nluy also be eZigible to guin advanced standing trunsjer credits /or your secondur-y und university courses. Consider these pvogrums: Environmental +!g& Protection Technology Benefit from a multidisciplinary approach, integrating chemical, biological and civil engineering technology Learn through hands-on projects, laboratory tests and field studies Benefit from co-op and industry work placements . Study urban ecology, Auto CAD, hazardous waste, G1S mapping, bioregionalism, integrated environmental research Qualify for careers with respected companies across Canada. l

of potential

bone-growing components

Scientists have identified a number of new chemical compounds that could eventually be used in the form of a pill to stimulate bone growth. The compounds have already produced positive results in animal tests, lead researcher Nand Baindur told an American Chemical Societymeeting in Anaheim, California.

Biological Technology/ +@+ Industrial Microbiology -~ + Gain applied microbiology skills in food, dairy, pharmaceutical and quality control

microbiology

. Study microbial genetics, biotechnology, environmental and systematic microbiology . Co-op work placement option is available

Qualify for Leading industry and government jobs . Diploma recognized for specialization m industrial microbiology and chemistry. l

Call (416) 289Y5000, ext. 2293 for more information. Or visit us on the Web at www.cencol.on.ca

cENYN%GcOLLKE

Marijuana is medically useful In a report sure to re-igni te the debate over whether marijuana is a helpful or harmful drug, an advisory panel to the federal government said that its active ingredientscan help fight pain and nausea and thus deserves to be tested in scientific trials. The National Institute of Medicine also said there was no conclusive evidence that marijuana use leads to harder drugs. In the past few years, voters in Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Nevada, Oregon and Washington have approved measures in support of medical marijuana, even though critics say such measures send the wrong message to children.

I used my ISICandsaved

on VIA Rail

k L

Fuel-cell cars planned Two of the world’s biggest car companies are planning to introduce a new line of non-polluting vehicles that ultimately could displace gasoline and diesel powered cars and trucks. DaimlerChrysler AG, the world’s fifth-largest

automaker, and Ford Motor Co., the second-biggest, will unveil plans today t-o introduce hydrogen fueled cell cars, which will run on electricity generated by an electrochemical reaction between

On a return trip from Kitchener to Ottawa, I saved $72 on VIA Rail with my International Student Identity Card. ISIC can alsosaveyouhundreds of dollars on air fares and much more. Available at Travel CUTS or at VIARail 126 Weber Street, Kitchener.

/s/c

The proof

only of

internationally full-time

student

recognized status

Angie De’Sousa Vincent 7”; ^‘.,z111 .;, I,‘v :~ ‘.‘Y’

Hui

Stephen

Stewart _ ’

Directed by Mark Frost Musical Director Amber LeDrew-Bbnvarlez

For tickets call 888-4908. Adults! $8 Students/Seniors$6 I Conceived by Steven Scott Smith Originally Produced Off-Broadway by Janet Brenner, Michael Gill and Daryl Roth Developed

at The Williamstown

Theatre Festival

KISS GOODNIGHT 0

MONDAY

TUESDAY BOMBER & GROUNDZERO 1’1

T-

5’

2 ROOMS - 1 HUGE PARTY FEATURING HIP HOP 8 HOUSE MUSIC

MondayNCAA Ndional Championship Party Catch the game on the Bomber’s Big Screen

FRIDAY

@TGIF THEBOMBER Spring ‘rsin the air

END OF TERM BASH EVERYD!! wI’Ube thtxd

Top-W Seturddys SATURDAY Why go anywhere At The E3omber 1s-

at the V&P

We like women, what about womvn? The “e” versus “y” debate is funded by the Federation of Students, and thus, by UW’s undergraduates, it makes sense to put the question before the students. WomEn or WomYn? The centre is hosting a debate and discussion Tuesday, March 30, at 4:30 p.m, in the SLC Great Hall. All are welcome. We only ask that you come with an informed opinion or, at the very least, an open mind. So, why the Y? Let’s look first at the origins of the word “woman” itself. It comes from the Old English “wif-man,” meaning “female human being.” The male counterpart was “wer-man,” or “male human being.” Over time, the “we? was lost and “man” (human being) became the accepted term for males. Men were the significant sex, while women were an adjunct, almost an afterthought. Men were simply human beings, but women had to be qualified. In light of this, changing wornEn to womYn graphic by Mike Habicher II * 1 I-rrom men, allows women to separate tnemselves - whole entities who don’t need to become individuals qualification. It counters the assumption that men are the default sex. It allows women tocelebrate theirwomanhood, to celebrate those aspects of themselves that are not shared ver since adopting the women-with-a-Y spelling, UW’s Womyn’s Centre has taken flak from all sides. by men and are often reduced, demeaned or simply overThe argument against it is that Y is intimidating. looked by a patriarchal society. Keeping wornEn away, it’s synonymous with lesbianism Changing language is one of the clearest ways of chaland radical feminism - things UW isn’t ready to embrace. lenging current social norms and mores. In making a statement against the people who enforce rigidity in language, Faced with all this, why has the Womyn’s Centre so adamantly maintained the Y?The decision is not a thoughtwomen are making the same statement against the people less one; the issue comes up routinely at the Womyn’s who enforce rigidity in gender roles. Inapatriarchal society, these people are typically men in both cases. Centre and nearly each term it is seriously discussed and debated. This term, all the womyn and women at the Centre The Y in womyn also helps the Womyn’s Centre dissohave decided it is time to look outwards. Since the Centre ciate itself from the media-generated, socially-accepted

Still no fashionist by Khsten

Amin

~mpntsta7

n Tuesday, March 23, 147PIRG hosted an Anti-Fashion Show in the SLC. The focus was on how sweatshop workers must endure deplorable conditions to make what we call “fashion.” WPIRG hopes the display, information-session and anti-fashionshow will make UW students thinkaboutwhere the clothes on their backs come from, “You’re not going to change someone anyway,” said Bob Sarkar, a WPIRG’er. “The most you can do is educate them enough to allow them to make their own decisions.” The anti-fashionists displayed clothing from Disney, Northern Reflection, Liz Claiborne, The Gap and Nike. Shockingly, the audience learned that a Gap shirtwhich sells for 34 dollars in Canada is bought for a mere 27 cents from sweatshops in underdeveloped nations. WPIRG suggests ways to take action against sweatshop conditions: write letters co CEOs of clothing companies m support improved conditions for workers and ask store clerks if they know if the clothes are really”Made in Canada.” WPIRG is starting up a Students against Sweatshops action group. If you would like to get involved, drop into their office in the SLC, room 2139. * * 1. * . I L I. “. b

lmpoveish&inderclothed,statig,worked -t&&one, strunput, depressed, dirty children may havemade theseclothes,but damn, I lookcool!

photo by janice Jim

imagesofwomen. Womyn do not fall into the thin/beautiful/ hyper-successful/urban-women category that society engendersTheY issymbolicofwomynrecastingthemoldand breaking stereotypes for all women. These womyn won’t be domineered, persecuted, shut-uporput-down. In this sense, womYn identifies women as feministsand this isn’t necessarily bad. These are women who are taking a stand against society. Maybe not in radical ways, but in small, individual ways, they are changing the system. Anyone who joins their ranks is taking a similar stand. Women who won’t admit this are deluding themselves; you can’t align yourself with a women’s group and say you’re not anti-establishment, anti-patriarchy, or pro-woman. And if you are all these things, then you’re a womyn and you should be proud. Finally, as a symbol of radicalism, the Y may not be such a bad thing. Even if UW’s Womyn’s Centre isn’t radical in itsownapproach(somethingthatchangeswiththemembership), it recognizes this important aspect offeminism. Even if radicalism isn’t as important now as it was 50 years ago (a debatable point), it is thanks to the activists who went before us that women enjoy so many freedoms today. That fight shouldn’t be forgotten. By extension, the use of womYn reminds women and men that feminism exists as much today as yesterday, that it is still active, and that women’s movements are still needed. All this is not to say that the Womyn’sCentre is not open to becoming the Women’s Centre. Feminism strongly connotes lesbianism, activism and the subversion of power. These are labels many young women rightly feel their social situation is too precarious to risk. The backlash against feminism is strong, and if the Y aggravates it further, if it keeps members away and if it is perceived as anti-male, then perhaps it is time for a change.

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

26, 1999

FEATURES

Call for help

photos by RobynAndrtwsand Johna jennings s@d tu ilngxJ*nt

ast term, in response to the devastation of Hurricane Mitch in Central America, WPIRG and the Federation ofStudents worked together in an effort to send emergency relief kits to the regions most severely hit. The response to this initiative wasoverwhelming. Forty-two kits containing necessities such as toothpaste, toothbrushes, antibacterial soaps and sanitary pads were collected and sent to Honduras, Nicaragua, E I Salvador and Guatemala. However, the effects of Mitch are still being felt. In Honduras, approximately 25 per cent of the population was left homeless or displaced after the hurricane. Much of the country’s infrastructure, includingroads, highways and entire communities have been destroyed.

In response to the need, another student initiative has begun. A teatn of university students (12 from Waterloo, two from M&laster and two from Brock) will be travelling to Honduras with Global Youth Network (GYN) for the month of May to assist in reconstruction efforts following the devastation. GYN is a Kitchener-based expression of Youth With a Mission (YWAM), an international nonprofit organization. YWMA is an inter-denominational Christian humanitarian organization committed to the work of making a difference in the world. This team will be working alongside non-governmental organizations already established in the country and members of the affected communities. The focus will be on reconstructing homes in rural areas along the coast. GYN is a non-profit organization and each member of the team is responsible for fundraising the

: BUY ONE GET ONE FREE;

courtesy

ijf Paul Frayne

total cost of this project - $2,000 (CDN). The money will be used to cover transportation, food and accommodation. In preparation for this undertaking, the team has been involved in various fundraising activities both collectively and individually. Collective efforts have included bake sales on the Waterloo campus, a raffle and t-shirt sales. The t-shirts are on display at the WPIRG office and may be purchasedfor$lS.Othereventsarein the works. GYN is accepting donations of items such as clothes, toothbrushes and soccer balls at the WPIRG office, second floor SLC. Financial support is also welcome. Cheques can be made out to Global Youth Network and dropped off at WPIRG. Any support given will be gladly appreciated, both by the team and by those who they will be reaching in Honduras.

Not

combi! other

specials Westmount

Place (at University) ; 238 Weber

EURAIL

PASSERS.

EURO ,

NATIONAL

PASSES,

THE

STRAY, LEASING,

CAMPING

1 n

PASSES,

PASSES,BRITRAIL,

BUSABOUT, CAR

FLEXI

Expires May 15, 1999 St. (at University)

TOURS,

CAR COACH CYCLING

CHUNNEL, RENTING, TUUR& TRjPS...

There are a lot of choices for getting around Europe,

and a lot 6 I& ta. save.m~ney before you leave Canada, ‘alk to oneOaf our student travel eqwti ‘Qlmut the choices that arl right for your plansand your budget!

TasmhPatel

fhpintsM

ost of us are usually ready to call it quits after first year. But after four years at UW, Allana Rumble is eager to come back for more. Finishing up a degree *in Environmental Science and a minor in Biology, Allana is returning next year to minor in Philosophy. As she sees it, “I don’t feel I’m done yet. There’s more things to do here.” And the UW Food Bank is one place where Allana wants to invest more of her time. Having started with the Food Bank this past fall, Allana is currently co-coordinator with Ange Koehler. AlIana finds the biggest problem is the lack of student awareness. uThere’s lots af food, lots of money, we just need the students who need the Food Bank to use it.” Allana explains that they never ask visitors for their name or any type of identification, but they do ask if you are a first-time user. This is so the Food Bank volunteer knows to explain how things work. But Allana stresses, “You shouldn’t feel ashamed. There’s no reason to be hungry or not to be healthy.” The Food Bank not only

provides food, but also offers easy recipes using the products available at the Food Bank. Food is actually one of Allana’s hobbies - she loves to cook. “Food can play an integral part in your life,” Allana comments, “Good food is very important.” One of her goals is to attend chef school in a few years. Another of her hobbies is writing poetry, but this Gemini didn’t comment on any set goals for publication for anytime soon. Bmkfbst,lunchanddinneri To say Allana is one photobyJanice Jim busy student would be quite the understatement. In addition to coordinating say ‘apathy rules,’ yet all these she UW Food Bank, Allana is takvolunteers come out and spend all ing six courses this term and workday helping out in the heat.” ing part-time at McGinnis Front Feeling the school has given Row. Yet, she has still found time her a lot, Allana is a student who to apply for a Village donship, play “likes being involved in can~pus co-ed soccer, help out the Feds life,” and gives back what she can. with various events and sit on the TXe VW Food Bunk is open executive orientation committee. Manday to Friday, 9:3U a.m. to 430 About the orientation committee, p.m. ad is locu~ed in the Shutdent Resowces Ofice in the SLC, Rum Allana says, “They don’t get the recognition they deserve. People 2132. ...--._.r--_~_-____.lr

” :’

‘. &

GRADUATEPROGW ON lEASING OR FINANCING

- Get the car you want before you graduate! NO $$ DOWNWHENYOUBUY

Flag

FEATURES

moves

coffee mug westward

he license plates are colourful here and the municipal parking lots are lined with wire and plugs for block heaters. Winnipeg isn’t as cold as I expected-today is a balmy minus 15 degrecs Celsius, tempered by hesitant sunlight. I have seen no sled dogs thus far, but Portage and Main is undeniably the windiest corner on the planet. Nestled so far away from anything, Winnipeggers seem friendlier and warmer. The city itself has a peculiar, grimy,

colonialist look. In a cafk decorated by artistic corruptions, or perhaps enhancements, “Monacchino” graces the wall. Apparently, she is smiling because of the four inches of

two hours in an airplane got me all the way here. I can e-mail across the ocean and trade stories with an Australian guy from New Brunswick on his way out West. Winnipeg is home to more First Peoples; I notice an abun-

IMPRINT,

whipped cream on her beverage (And da Vinci somersaults in his grave. . .). I’ve had my coffee card punched all over Canada - my, but the world is tiny. I am struck by proximity and smallness: a mere

Parachute School of Toronto

Ltd.

Box 100, Arthur, Ontario, NOG 1AO The

most experienced skydiving school in Canada! Owen 34;000 trained

Dlap zone near Arthur, about an hour from KW Call for details and directions

Group ~~~W~~ cd’abl*

l-800-DO&JUMP (I-800-361-5867)

YOMGAR'~HOMEAWAYFROMHOME

“AWARD

WINNING FACTORY TECHNICIANS

TRAINED

ACURA

ACURA 2685 KINGSWAYDRIVE, KITCHENER 1,

5 19-893-9000 i-net fhiAewacuracom

The

sun sets in wisps

of haze

over Broadway West. I stand by the thawing Assiniboine River, in the midst of rainbow-painters and dream-catchers of this odd hybrid town. That distant rumble might be an approaching bus, or it might beaneanhydrumbeatcallingusto awareness.

March

26, 1999

Hands - on. experience by the Association of Collegiate Entrepreneurs

specia/tu/mprint

s important as degrees and diplomas are, a graduate .heading out into today’s economy needs something more - that is, according to a local student entrepreneur association. “Today, you need some experience, certain skills and, above all, a high level of confidence in yourself and your ability,” said Sandy Clipsham. Clipsham, a fourth-year science student at UW, is vice-president of the local chapter of the ,4ssociation of Collegiate Entrepreneurs (ACE), one of 40 in Canada. “Members hip in ACE provides us with the kind of hands-on experience, practical information and networking that is absolutely essential,“Clipsham said. The association can also provide entrepreneurial information and resource material for students and direct them to various other

Canada wears its ambiguous ~~~~~~ identity with such clumsiness. ;,n;dnkc;fiv; art and culture insinuates itself into life here: the Shagnapi, Wanabe’s Diner; names and bitsof artwork decorate doors, buildings. I am curious, attracted by this different artistic and social integration, but somehow inquiring doesn’t seem allowed. Canada wears its ambiguous identity with such clumsiness, like too many limbs shoved into a trouser leg. This bridge, I learn, is named after Lieutenant Colonel William Osborne, 18314887. These Heritage plaques everywhere, multicoloured cash, distances on road signs in kilometres - I am Canadian. My friend Peter is composing a ballet about community. We talk about loss and the dilapidation of what he dubs our disposable society. Catching up and debating dance, we slag each other’s respective discipline. Contemporary dancers, he maintains, are fat and lazy. Ballet folk, I counter, are shallow and neurotic. It is all in jest; there is an affinity between us, born of years offriendship and fighting and workingtogetherandsleepinginaheap after i4 hour rehearsal days. Cutting through an alley, we run into an apprentice with the Royal Winnipeg Ballet. She is headed backstage for company class, her dark hair already slicked into a bun, tiny crystal earrings in place for her performance in the Swan Lake cotpsthis afternoon. It seems slightly incongruous that the arts should flourish here, Monacchino notwithstanding, in this isolated blue-collar town. The shapeofthe human spirit pervades without geographic constraints. It is impressive that any art is able to develop at all anywhere in our North American right-wing temple of money worship, where dancers, writers, musicia.ns, painters and dreamers of all kinds are constantly told that their pursuits are “frills.” I am of the minority opinion that these idealists create rainbows in a grey world, providing hope and possibility, visionary ambassadors of the past and future to the unenlightened.

Friday,

“Eating an orange in the square at Queen’s University, Belfast”

s I ripped it open, the smell of a perfect orange raced up my nose. I observed the pretty picture; many straight, black wrought iron sentries standing waist high, their perfectly round heads atop metal cubes, all holding hands around a thick green grass. The high red walls are old walls, and a clock sounds while copper green tops cry dirty black tears. Behind me, naked trees stand elegantly. Newer buildings with teal tinted windows or blinds complete the circle of past and present. Flowers have been planted, but are not yet in their full splendor. The sun gingerly peeks out from behind white and gray clouds. The wind snaps, pulling the clouds quickly over the sun. In a place that seemed deserted at first, old friends embrace after weeks apart, old men shuffle from the new building to the old, keeping time in order. Lovers pause at a red bench, reflecting or perhaps just basking in their own light. Three children dressed in bright greens, blues, pinks and purples all hold hands with their

sources of assistance and funding. The local chapter, ACE Laurier-Waterloo, was formed in 1997, and since that time has moved quickly to compete with some of the most progressive chapters in the country. Last year, its efforts were recognized by winning two national awards presented as part of the CIBC Campus Enterprise Challenge. “Et was incredible to be apart of a winning team,” Clipsham says, “and getting to know so many young cntrcpruncurs through ACE3 is great.” While excited about what ACE has awomplished thus far, he sees interest in ACE growingat IJW. To bring together students interested in ,4CE, he is working with lJW faculty to organize a networking function on campus. Ifyou would like to find out more about ACE, plan on attending the event being held April 5 at7p.m. inDC 1301.Thecontact for ACE - Canada is Danielle Ralston at l-800-766-8 169.

dad. Hecomes over to me to show his girls, “I was just tellin’ em that this here is Queen’s University and this is where they’ll be goin’ in a few years, hopefully.” He asked me what I was studying and I told him English literature, up north actually. I tell him that right now I’m just writing about them. “You see there girls,” he said. “We’re beingwrit about!” And the girls’ mouths drop open, their decorative ceramic plate eyes widen and their perfect dirty round faces shine. “Well, enjoy your stay!” he says. Here in Northern Ireland, I have found that people on the street, strangers that you meet, are a11 apt to look you in the eye and wish you a fine day. It doesn’t make me miss the sour faces and downturnedeyesofTorontoand Southern Ontario one bit.

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

FEATURES

26, lW9

So long SAC Two commissions and a council formed to take over student co-op issues by Students Advising speaw to hnprint

Co-op

hat’s the point of a student group that doesn’t represent students? That’s the question that Paul Schreiberand Simon Woodsideasked themselves last July. Realizing that a group &at apologizes for Co-op’s ill-informed decisions was of no use, we took over as cocommissioners of Students Advising Co-op (SAC), with a free-rein from Feds’ VP Education, Robin Stewart to solve the problem.

A brief

history

The legacy of SAC dates back over a decade. The Co-op Department needed a sounding board to poll student opinion on changes in coop, and SAC was formed. Later, SAC became a Feds commission and created various services for co-op students. The only one that survives to this day is WatPubs: student pubs held across the continent. Despite the fact that it was a studentrun grbup, SAC was close to. the Co-op department. This created a conflict between the interests of students and those of Co-op, which eventually divided SAC and ultimately destroyed the group. For example, Co-op recently reduced the numberofr6sum6sthatcould be submitted by students from 30 to 18. SAC positioned themselves in favour of the resum6 change. However, when the Feds’ Student

Council met on May24,1998, they opposed it. SAC overruled the Council and the r&urn6 change went unchallenged. The conflicting issue of SAC came to a head last summer in anImprint editorial by Kieran Green: “SAC is crying, ‘Why don’t students bring their complaints to us?’ I’ll tell you why: half the students have never heard of SAC, and the half that have don’t trust it. For those of you who don’t know, SAC stands for Students Advising Co-op, and that is what they supposedly do. These days, SAC would better be translated as Students Apologizing for Co-op . . . they’ve shown themselves to be little more than a mouthpiece for Co-op.” This editorial subsequently resulted in the resignation of then SAC commissioner, Tammy Elliot.

A whole new world for co-op students Two

That was the situation two months ago. weeks ago, SAC approved a plan that introduces a whole new structure to

The handbook will give you the straight talkon issues like dealing with your co-op -advisor. We also have plans for a help deskin Needles Hall during interviews and fresh weekactivities. If you want to get in on the action, the services commission needs your talents. The advisory commission will meet weekly as well. Students whocan provide their views on co-op to co-op staff who will be attending the meetings are needed. This will give co-op a perspective on what a cross-section of students think about their policies. We will tell them what we &Yy think of the new CECS.Online system and the accompanying p&icy changes. The Co-op Council will provide responsibility, respectability and accountability to students -things that SAC never had. The council will meet once a month and review the important issues dealt with by the advisory commission, making sure they represented the views of all of the co-op students. The Co-op Council will consist of student councilors who are also in co-op. The Feds VP Education will link the three groups together and guide the day-today operations of the two commissions..

Students can, and do, sewesmdenm. improve co-op.

by Albert Director, Orient&ion

spedaf

5. Nazmeth, Fatuity of Science 1999

to hxprint

Orientation wants

Week you!

)‘j#

emember that initial feeling of gremlins in your stomach when you met all those Big Important Professors during your first week of school? Remember the relief you felt when you met your Orientation Leaders and they made you realize the Big Bad University is not so bad after all. Those Frosh Leaders. . . they were like really hot water on an itchy mosquito bite. They gave you that warm snuggley feeling inside, they made everythingright and made you feel like you be-

dents can, and do, have the power to improve ~0-0~. There are three parts to the new structure: a Co-op Council,- an advisory commission, and a services commission. The services commission will meet weekly and any student can attend. It will provide students with services like WatPu bs and the planned Co-op Student Handbook.

longed. They have the most important job of all. They were your friends, friends with a little more wisdom on how to conquer UW. Those good 01’ rascals. Well, do I have an offer you can’t beat! Now, for a limited time you can be one of those wonderful, respected rapscallions. The amazing versatile Orientation Leader - recruited to ensure every second of Orientation Week is a blast ! ! Science, Engineering, Arts, Math and Off Campus Dons are still accepting applications (don’t let this word scare you, it isn’t a coop job with a toothless employer, ah...not that all employers are toothless, especially not my boss, she has all her teeth and they are pearly white too) are available at the Feds office in the SLC and at your Faculty’s Student Society Office.

Make

You may be wondering what happened to theCo-op Student Society in all of this. In our view, this is only the beginning. We want to move to a Co-op Student Society, providing the full resources co-op students need. But first, we will prove that we can really do it. The fact is, UW’s co-op program is no longer the only one around. We are now competing with the various co-op programs being offered by other Canadian universities. Co-op needs to serve us and the employers better than anyone else. Only you have the vision of what you want in the services and only you can provide the advice Co-op needs. Make it happen. For more information see kttfi:// wu~~~l.~wu~~~oo.c~~-~~~ac/

Travel CUTS’ exclusive fares offer: l l l l l

it happen

Student

ClassTM

the best rates with the most flexibility. confirmed seats. one-way or return, valid up to 1 year. low fees for date changes. no advance purchase (subject

to availability).

TWX! 8RFEtR@SSeLLLOUT QUiCKLYHUFRY MD BOOK NOW!

Plug#birl

t 0 Stude-rrt

Travel

University Shops Plaza, 170 University Ave. W., 886-0400 wned and operated by the Canadian Federation of Students

Yelling is all a part of the game W

ith this group you can yell any thing. Hollering that the other team *‘sucks” is always permitted, but if you dare say something against a Waterloo player, look out! The SuperFans take their cheering seriously. Being the first year for this excited group, Super Fans started out of Village Orientation from 1997, when some orientation leaders attended a footb’all gameand went nuts. Since then, SuperFans have progressed from a tiny group of people toone of the most spirited groupof students

on the University of Waterloo campus. “It was more just asocial thing for us and we were going to all the games anyway. We just started talking as the year went on saying it’d be really cool to have a club, it’d be really cool to do this. Actually, a few of us made little jokes about it, but then people thought it was a really good idea,” laughed die-hard SuperFan Alyson Woloshyn. SuperFans attended many sporting events this year, including football, basketball, base ball, cross-country running, tennis, rugby, soccer and volleyball. Unfortunately, the group missed out on swimming and curling, two teams they had wanted togoand

It’s the Final Four by John Swan impAt7tstti

t was a clear, cold night on March 7 when it happened. Throughout Canada and the United States of America, many fans of basketball watched with bated breath and as the Columbia Broadcasting System announced the brackets for what would be one of the largest tournaments that sports has tu offer. Yes, on that fateful night, “March Madness” had proliferated through the continent. For the past two weeks, 64 National Collegiate Athletic Association teams have battled for a ticket to St. Petersburg, Florida. Some schools, like Florida A&M, Samford and George Mason, had

WEREyou AbusEd AS

boy?

FSI

very little chance of claiming a Final Four spot. Others, like North Carolina, Cincinnati and Utah, had very disappointing results and found themselves going back home earlier thanexpected. Then there are the likes of Oklahoma, Southwest Missouri State and Gonzaga, who gave their opponents and some more powerful schools nothing but grief. Still, when the smoke cleared and the dust settled, only four teams proved worthy of making the trek to St. Petersburg. These schools are Duke, Connecticut, Michigan State and Ohio State. First, one must ask, “Is there any way to stop the Blue Devil juggernaut?” Well, do not ask Florida A&M, Tulsa, Southwest Missouri State or Temple, because these four squads were the unfortunate recipients of Mike Krzyzewski’s clinics. The Duke Blue Devils have outscored their opponents by an average span of 30 points, showing no mercy whatever to anyone who impedes their path. The secret of the school from Durham lies in Trajan Langdon and Elton Brand. These two players can defeat anyone from the paint or from the three-point line.

Call today...... w&a hen foryou AR

570-EARS Confidential, supportive listenin Bt for male victims of s8xual assau

KITCHENER

Fischer-Hallman (Serving

University

& University

of Waterloo

7452222 1 Please I

mention

coupon

Campus)

cheer on, but those matches did not fit into their already busy schedules. When it came down to choosing, soccer and cross-country were personal favourites, Alyson volunteered when asked about her favourite matches. For soccer, the SuperFans had a BBQ and cheered on both men’s and women’s teams as they vied for play-off spots. The Cross-country team also seemed veryreceptiveofthe SuperFans when they came to cheer on a home meet, As for the rest of the group, probably the huge hockey playoffs would rank high on the SuperFan-o-meter along with the football season.

Sometimes, the cheers do not always help, but the SuperFans keep cheering. “The really good thingabout SuperFans is that, at theend of each game, regardless of whether we win or lose, we do the same cheer. We always do Ilr,t,,, W&w, Wutur, Loo, Loo, Loo! We always do LV&+o& This group of 10 die-hard fans, and larger scale group of approximately 50 people, are always welcoming new members. While the season is fmished for now, you can catch them back with Waterloo action come September. For more information, conract the Feds office.

where you gonna be?

As well, William Avery and Chris Carrawell provide a well-balanced attack that has been Duke’s signature. Indeed, this team from North Carolina’s Tobacco Road is an enigma for all schools. In fact, only one school has managed to defeat them this year. Unfortunately, that school (who shall remain nameless, but shall remain Cincinnati) suffered a second round humiliation by Temple. As for Temple, Duke handled the Owls withvery little difficulty. So, who is the next school to stand up to the colossus known as Duke? It will be Tom Izzo’s Spartans from Michigan State. A large university in East Lansing, the Spartans are led by Antonio Smith. Said to be an emotional leader, Smith often gives a boost to the team whether the Spartans are leading or trailing. With Andre Hunter, Morris Peterson {who is also a good rebounder) and Mateen Cleaves, Michigan State is an offensive and dominant influence. In the tournament, however, Michigan State has had trouble reaching the 77 point mark. Yet after defeating the defending champions from Kentucky, IZZQ’S team will be ready for the men

from Durham. The team that had the most trouble in their regional final was Connecticut, The little school from Storrs, Connecticut, had to literally play like there was no tomorrow against a psyched team from Gonzaga. Nevertheless, leading scorer Richard Hamilton often guides this team toward victory. Expect good games from Ricky Moore and Khalid El-Amin and plenty of rebounds from Kevin Freeman. However, after a close 67-62 victory in the regional final, can Jim Calhoun’s squad defeat Ohio State? Moreover, can they stop Duke fromrunningaway from this tournament? In the humble opinion of yours truly, Connecticut may be the weakest of the semifinalists, especially given the trouble they had against Iowa and the Bulldogs. The last team in the Final Four has had a spectacular story this season. A year ago, the Ohio State Buckeyes had only eight wins and 22 losses, which made lifeverydifficultforfustyearcoach JimO’Brien. Yet with much work and patience, the folks of Columbus, Ohio have a reason to celebrate. The Buckeyes are led

by Scoonie Penn, a junior who has taken the Big Ten by surprise. Michael Redd is also a high scorer for the Buckeyes regularly. With Jason Singleton and Ken Johnson as backup for Redd and Penn, Ohio State has a team that can compete with any nationally ranked team. In the South regional final, Ohio State scored an impressive win against the Red Storm from St. John’s (NewYork). Overall, these four teams have gone through many trials and tribulations just to arrive to St. Petersburg. From this Central Floridian city, only one team will have the right to call themselves champions. However, who wit1 emerge victorious? All bets are hinging toward the Duke Blue Devils. When one looks at the results of past toufnament games the Blue Devils have been involved in this year, it is not surprising many arejumpingon the Durham bandwagon. The semifinals will take place on March 27, The first game will be DukeversusMichigan State at 545 p.m. The second game will have Connecticut battle Ohio State% for the grand finale, it will be on March 29 at 918 p.m.

WATERLOO

University

& Weber

746-3900

when ordering and redeem to driver. Nosubstitutions. Additional Not valid with any other coupon or offer. limited delivery area.

Of Equal of Lessor Value toppings, Double Cheese & Specialty Crusts subject Drivers carry less than $20. Offer Expires 4/30/99.

~mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI

to additional

charge.

m H I

‘IMPRINT,

Friday,

SPORTS

March 26, 1999

Time to take those

Leaders of the We.ek

curlers out! by Stephen Theme spedd to Jmprint

ow that spring is here, it is time to say goodbye to another curling season. But what a season it was for the UW Curling Club. It was a year in which the club enjoyed record membership and some very fine curling. Membership was up an astounding 50 per cent over last year and was at its highest in recent memory. Riding a wave of popularity from the sport’s Olympic debut last year, the Club welcomed more than 20 new curlers and added a second draw on Sunday nights. Overall, the quality of play was excellent. Some ofthe more experienced curlers enjoyed very fine seasons while those new to the sport improved on a weekly basis.

This year, there was one team that stood out above all others. The fourth-year Systems Design team enjoyed a season to remember. The team, consisting of skip Craig Stait-Gardner, vice Ed Barsalou, second Andrew Ward and lead Doug Suerich, won both of the Club’s bonspiels and were the champions and only undefeated team of the winter term. Our congratulations to them for a fine season. As we look forward to a new season next fall, there are some vacancies on the club executive that need to be filled. We are currently looking for a new president, vicepresident and treasurer. It isup to the members of the club to volunteer to fill these positions or there will not be a club next year. In closing, I would like to thank everyone for another great year. Good curling everyone!

Nancy Porteous -Warrior by Kirsten /mpnirtstaR

Amin

erky and dedicated are two words to describe Nancy. Focused is another. This Wyebridge native is the co-captain of the cheerleading team, a fourth-year honours history and sociology co-op student and a woman who works hard for what she wants. That’s why, for the past three years, she and other key members of the team strove to work more closely with the Athletic Department on campus. The effort*has really paid offthis year the cheerleading team has gained the much coveted recognition as a varsity team at Waterloo. Nancy credits the good fan support for the respect that the cheering team has

earned. She is especiaily appreciative of the SuperFans, whd she says are a very organized and dedicated group of sports fans. The f&ure looks really bright for Nancy. She hopes to attend the FacuIty of Education at University ofToronto next fall to earn her teaching certificate. It should be no problem for this dedicated individual who has already worked as lab instructor for the university’s CS 100 course. Somehow, Nancy manages to juggle school with her regular season training plus game attendance and still came out smiling. She ends the interview and joins the rest ofthe team whoarecongregated in the SLC for a Culture Caravan display. A&he walks away smiling, I can’t help but admire this small-town girl who has accomplished so much in her three short years here at Waterloo. Go Nancy!

Just some OUA champ Amin

JiTp7MSM

nknown in the open arena, Luke Fraser went into the Ontario open as an unseeded player playing against the best in North America. He came out third in the Ontario open and threw himself into the top 20 ranks nationally. Less than a month before, Luke had won the OUA Individual Championships, putting the Warrior Squash team in the Ontario spotlight. Now with this non-varsity win, Luke has definitely put himselfand the Waterloo team on the national squash map. As Luke says, “This will definitely help with recruiting.” How does he do it? How can this iulltime undergrad student in his last year compete against professional full-time squash

players and still come out third in the Ontario open? Luke is modest and claims that, “Squash does not require exceeding amounts of talent. It is exceeding heart and exceeding fitness.” I guess that means he loves the sport and is in great shape. Does he want to join the ranks of the professional full-timers? He has yet to decide. In the near future, Luke hopes to compete in the Pan-American Open, representing his native country of Guyana, South America. He will also be going home for the Caribbean

Kelly Kerk is an aquafit instructor this term who works very hard to ensure that all of the participants in her class have fun and get a beneficial workout. Kelly always puts extra effort intoensuring that eachclass is new and exciting. Keep up the great work, Kelly!

Cheerleading

Who is this guy? by Klrsten

Kelly Kerlc

Kate Stange Kate Stange is an Aqua Fit and Aqua Adults participant. She has had perfect attendance for both classes that run twice a week. She constantly puts forth an extra effort and is enthusiastic and encourages others in her class. Even when Kate is tired and working hard she is still smiling! Way to go, Kate!

Championships

later this year.

Luke has yet to decide if he will return for a final season of squash this fall. Although he wiil qualify to play varsity, he is content right now with his Black Knight sponsorship and his role in recruiting newcomers to the Warriors squash team. . . oh yeah, and he also enjoys kicking ass.

LAURIER THE LAURIER ADVANTAGE Business Educatim for People Working in the Real World

Laurier’s new Brantford Campus will offer a One-Year Diploma in Business Administration. Discover what Laurier’s Natiorlallv Recognized School of Business and Economics ian offer VIM.., The Diploma in Business Administration Program is designed to mwt :he needs of people with non-business undergraduate degrees, who wish to enhance their skills in business administration. The program can be completed in two terms of full-time study.i

For More Information: Phone: (519) 884-0710 ext. 2572 E-mail: mtamblvn@,mach2.wlu.ca Website: www.wlu.ca/+vwwsbe

Subject to final University , approvals

and sufficient

enrollment

Goodnight Shakespeare Good Night Desdemona (GoodMorning$u.Iier-) opens in Humanities Theatre by Rob Van Kruistum and Sarah Crellin

i!mpdfftst&

n March 24, UW Drama opened its final production of the winter term with Guod A!&& DesdePnona (Good MomingJu/iet). This play, directed by Denis Johnston of the Shaw Festival, is an entertaining, thought-provoking look at the world of two of Shakespeare’ most famous heroines. Excellent acting, beautiful costumes and a stunning set highlight this presentation ofDesde#ona, Ann Marie MacDonald’s comedic playaboutone woman’ssearch for self. Emily Oriold plays the heroine, Constance Ledbelly, a quiet, bookish Queen’s University assistant professor with a habit of letting people take advantage of her. Oriold, whose performance is highlighted by her sincerity, stood out strongly. Shesocaptured thespiritofconstance that the audience suspended disbelief to such an extent that they were able to accompany her on her rather fantastic journey. Adding strongly to this performance was that of Orla Roantree, who played Desdemona and Ramona, with such conviction that whenshe grabbed Constance’s fist,

raised it in the airand cried “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,” the audience almost stood and cried out too. Her powerful performance was at times stirringand at times suitably and uproariously comedic. One of the funniest dramatizations of the performance was that of first year Drama major Stacey Bartlett’s Juliet. Her Somebodfsgonnaloseaneye. portrayal of the farcical and overly dramatic Juliet emphasized the comedic aspect of MacDonald’s characterization of literature’s most tragic lover. Her tragic partner, Romeo, was played admirably by Ben Janzen, who can also be seen in

this summer’s production of Go&pe#. Other entertaining performances were made by Trevor Copp as Mercutio, Bart Cormier as Iago, Brad Goddard as Tybalt and Parnelli Parnes as Othello. Playing both the Chorus and the Ghost, Dale Boyer’s performance of the Ghost, an actual character, was more captivating than t.he general narphoto by Janice jlrn ration role of the Chorus. Showingbothawide rangeoftimesand pJaces,&=~&~onr7 presents theatrical problems that are conquered admirably through inventive and beautiful costumes, sets and sound. The aspects of travelling through

The Phoenix rises eight times by Annie

special

Gilbert

to /mprin

hat is rht Phoenix? Let’s settle this matter once and for all. The Phoenix is the University of Waterioo’s annual student journal. It is a literary publication sponsored by the Federation of Students and is compiled, edited and contributed to entirely by the University of Waterloo’s undergraduate students. This year’s PhoeAliX is small, square-shaped, elegant and most of all, a wonderful read. It: consists of poems, prose and short stories written about all sorts of topics by students from many different faculties. The process of submissions was rigorous and went as follows. The number of submissions this year was quite impressive. There were at least 60 nieces of literature to choose from. These here collected and then read by a pane1 made up of students and faculty. Thirtyseven pieces by many different authors were evcntuolly chosen and edited. Once

the pieces were perfect, they had to be laid out. Moods were carefully mixed and matched, sizes and styles were taken into account and the book began to take shape. Christine Goucher at Graphics did a wonderful job designing the cover and laying out the inside pages, The final step is delivery to you, the readers. Our officia1 celebration and poetry reading will take place on Friday, March 26, at 8:OO p.m. in Ground Zero. There will be music, laughter, and of course poetry. Everyone is welcome. Then, to top it all off,, there will be live music playing from - 1Oa.m. to 5p.m. in the Great Hall of the SLC all day Monday, March 29. Copies of Phoenix will be made available - for a suggested donation - all overcampus, as well as at the release. Come on out and share in the excitement! If you are interested in reading or performing at the release, please contact Annie Gilbert by e-mail. She can be reached at clfi~~~e~~rtsmail,zr~~afPrlbo .I22

time and ripping apart turtles were creatively handled, sometimes to hilarious effeet by William Chesney; Set Designer and Michael Haltrecht, Stage/Production Manager. The combination of period and contemporary costumes were appealingly blended by Julie Moore. The sound, designed by Daryl Kropf, also added to the effectofthe play byaddinganotherdimension to both the comedy and the artistry. The story explores. the mind of Constance, a woman who, while working on a manuscript she believes to be the original source for Shakespeare’s tragedies, is whisked off to the worlds of these plays in a mysterious time warp. She encounters her literary heroines, Desdemonaand Juliet and discovers truthsabout herselfin her attempt to save them from their fates. Just in time for the millennium, when everyone is attempting to find out exactly who he or she is, this play depicts one person’s struggle in her search for self. This exploration happily ends with the self actualization of the main character, rather than her destruction, giving the audience an optimistic outlook for their futures . . . and a good dose of laughter. Congratulations to Johnston and his cast for a job well done.

The chick-pea sex gods a name like “The

Price of Eagle Hats and

Dressdd comfortably

in a grey sweatshirt

worked the crowd confidently. Sipping from his water bottle and donning a pair of reflective shades, he performed a great cover of by Paul Schrelber Red Autumn Fall’s “Heaven Too,” and imprhtstti accompanied it with a convincing impression of wG?q, Ross. ’ White’s songwriting talents were evirecentlyfoundoutCiceromeantchickpea,” quipped Dylan White. “And I dent, and his fifth song was a standout, with thought it meant sexgod.” White was in lyrics like “Did you wonder / how the rainfall sounded on your fine form on Wednesday, celbedroom tonight.” ebrating the release Closing his eyes of his debut CD,O#c partway through, he treated the audience’ of Nowhu35 He went through a dozen or to a nice guitar solo. so songs on his redSitting among candish-brownacoustic dlelight and aptlyguitar, smiling, tellplaced dead daisies, the appreciative ing stories and enfans took in some of joying the evening. wit. The rapt crowd Dylan’s “Charmed” was .“a listened attentively song I wrote after to White’s deep vobeing inspired by a cals and skillful KevinFoxsong, but strumming. One I actually tipped off quarter of the way “C,C,C,C,C,C,A,A,A,A-minor...” another band.” Notinto his set, the Tophoto by Paul Sdweikr ing that his parents ronto songwriter were in the crowd, played the first track he casually mentioned “I think my Mom on Ot/t Nowhc?-q of which “basically everyone who has listened to this CD, they all continued to page 23 agree, this song has the longest title.” With

IMPRINT,

Friday,

March

What a dick! acts. They take his out-of-date weirdness too much in stride. That is the only aspect of the show, however, that is underplayed. Everyirst he gave us the remarkthing else gets horribly beaten to ably unfunny cartoon death. stinker &XI&$UJC~K Now Butch’s narrative has its moOttawa comedian Greg Lawrence ments.Hegetsoutsomelines that is about to unleash his second skunk are at least worth a chuckle, but he upon the world. overdoes it. Good timing is the Butch Pattefson: Ptivate Dick is essence of comedy, and many of a low-budget live action spoof of Butch’s lines go on for so long that the Mike Hammer genre of prithe impact is lost. And in the end, vate detective fiction, Lawrence most of the jokes are nothing we writes, produces, directs and stars haven’t already heard in a hundred as the title character. other similar private eye spoofs. The show centers around antiAs well, Lawrence’s own hero private eye Butch Patterson. uninflected, monotone, MacHe’s a kleptomaniac, an egomaKenzie Brothers Canadian drawl is just too much at odds with the words coming out of his mouth. It’s like listening to John Wayne recite Shakespeare. The alcoholicgagisanis this awhiskey bottle I seebefore me? other dead horse which gets photo courtesy of The Comedy Network a good flogging. Throuniac and a severe alcoholic. He’s ghouttheshow, Butch downsquanthirty-something years old and he cities of booze which would kill an still lives with his parents. Greg elephant. But one can only watch Lawrence seems to have an infatua person chuga full bottleofwhisky ation with inhumanly dysfuncdown to the dregs and pass out in an tional personali ties. alley so many times before it just The plot revolves around the loseswhateverlittle bitofhumour old “fish out of water” archetype. it migh t have had. After his binges, Butch is a 1430s-style detective Butch usually ends up walking running around in a 1990s world. around in his underwear with his He wears bad, wrinkled suits. He pants around his ankles. This does the Mike Hammer-esque seems to be a running gag in the running narrative, complete with series. Ha ha. He’s in his under’30s lingo. He charges his clients wear. Isn’t that funny. ’30s rates. All in all, Butch Pm~~on: FriThe show has all the potential w&t8 Dick has the odd giggle, but to be something at least moderthey are few and far between. The ately funny. Like Kevin S’encer, pace is so terribly ponderous that, however, it just isn’t. when a decent gag comes along, Lawrence fails to play the ’30s you’re already too bored to care. versus ’90s clash of cultures idea to For those with nothing better its fullest. So much more could be to do, Bsrrch Pmmon: Pk~dIick done with the reactions of the other appears Saturdays at 1 I p,m. on the people with whom Butch interComedy Network.

ARTS

26, 1999

Wolves on campus by Xatla

Cirubisk

hqpnhtst&

he campus centre has never been shut down since it’s opened, and I take great pride in being the cause . . .” Mike Downing is a subversive fellow. With prophetic lunacy, he bulldozes and twists and wheedles until everything is just so, his way. He’s on everybody’s top 10 list of something. Though sometimes uncivilized or uncouth, Mikey D. is fantastically intelligent, bitingly witty, supremely cool and genuinely a good man. Cmidlcpus is Downing’s first turnas a filmmaker, after four years of writing, reading (no ‘rithmetic) and miscellaneous leadership and havoc-wreaking at LJW. The cast and crew have been working on this mysterious epic since November and at long last the end is in sight. How does it feel? “Aaargh.. .” is all Downing has to say, “urn.. . tired, relieved, glad to be done, very fulfilled.” The making of Cmis Ltipus has been shrouded in a carefully constructed obscurity from the start, and I find it hard to get aconsensus from the cast as to a coherent plot line. So, there’s Russian mafia thugs, right? “. . . right, and Chachi’s character is sort of a Milli Vanilli deal.” Huh? One of the mafia thugs in question stands around eating red Jell0, and shouts of “Mike! Mike!

Mike!” echo through the SLC as one catastrophe after another befalls the group. Downing keeps misplacing his cast members on thislast dayofshooting. “I needI need-where’s Chachi?C&&!

Your mama just called; she said you left *your good looks at home . I need you, bro.” Here come the weapons, the reason the SLC is shut down. “We’ve got a real insurance problem,man.” Surely firing offweapons can’t be attractingthe lunchtime crowds. Well, they’re locking all the doors, so that can’t be good for business either. “Is this an art class or something?” Though confused, the Brubaker’s staff seemed relatively unperturbed by the hullaballoo.

The writer-director is surprisingly calm as they gather the last of their 12 hoursoffootage. Downing preps his actors: “Make sure y’all know each other,” he cautions, as they’llall be shootingateach other before the day is out. Surrounded by smoking guns, frustrated students, bustlingcamera people and inquiring reporters, Downing keeps his head and a smile. “In the courseofshooting,thisistheabsolute: Nothing will go as you planned.” As the thing escalates into a gunfight, Downing drops me storyline tidbits, hints and teases of his celluloid masterpiece. The premise of the film, it seems, is the wrongful deification of money. “When money is your god, your highest ideal, you lost sight of momlity, you lose sight of right and wrong.” For details and elaborations, Mike ismotus&ouc/!e cousue, I’ll have to come to Fed Hall with the plebeians. Canis Lupus will be screened on March 29 at Fed Hall, for an itty-bitty cover charge. Come out and see the reason you were locked out ofthe SLC. Come see the reason neophyte cinematographers burst into your building, begging for a cameo appearance. Come see why you were deafened by gunshots whilst innocently selling stamps on a sunny Saturday. Love him or hate him, come see what Mike Downing has to say, and what UWcan do.

ClUniversity Ave., Waterloo www.senfex. neV- wa fbook 10% StwWt --

@)p’

Discount

Available On A/l Regu/arly Pricecf Boo&s!

Nelson Canada mluxmJsw m-m HOURS: Mon. to Fri. t O-9 ; Sat. 1O-6 ; Sun. 12-5

by Danyl

Kelman

hlpffntstti After landing the coveted opening slot for the Tragically Hip’s recent nationwide tour, By Divine Right must have been thinkingthis is their year. Unfortunately for them, this collection of sub-par pop tunes probably won’t make their dreams of rock star status a reality. The album starts off strong enough with some catchy rhythms and rhymes on ‘Come for a Ride”

GRADUATION PHOTOGRAPH

EXPIRES:

April

and “Who Am I,” the two lead tracks. “5 Bucks” is the third song and it has its share of moments. These first few songs culminate in “I Want Light,” by far the strongest trackon this record and a pretty fine piece of music in the grand scheme of things. After that, it’s

downhill through seven more tedious unmemorable tunes. It seems that they are trying very hard to sound like Pavement, but end up sounding like Evercleat. Jose Contreras (voice, guitar, etc.) and Mark Goldstein (drums) are joined on this album by bassist Brendan Canning (hHead, Len) and guitarist/vocalist Leslie Feist (Noah’s Arkweld). Canning and Feist have impressive r&urn& but unfortunately their influence seems to be absent on most songs. By Divine Right are not terrible, they just need to workout some of the kinks. The first few songs on this record show that they can write decent tunes, they just need to work on their consistency.

Hipper than thou SPECIAL

16/99

f!qllElf *super packages available “YES, we have gowns & colours for UW & WLU *personalized, 910 King St. W.,Kitchener professional service *ail work retouched at no extra charge

745-8495

Australian singer/songwriter Ben Lee’s third release&z&Z&g Tornadosshould come with a label attached reading, “Warning: Contents may appear hipper than they are.” Why? Because as the PR machine surrounding the 2 1 year-old takes great joy in pointing out, this record is impossibly hip. It has to be. It’s on the Grand Royal label, so it’s got the Beastie Boys’ seal of approval. Some of the illuscriousguests (and co-writers) on this record are Harmony Korine, writer of the film Kids, Petra Hayden, exofThat Dog and The Rentals, and fellow Grand Royal treacle-merchant Sean Lennon. Production is handled by Ed Buller, who’s worked with such heavyweights as Pulp, Suede and Spiritualized. To top it all off, he’s going out with Claire Danes. All this name-drop-

by Lisa Johnson Impn’ntstaff Corduroy Leda has been assuring fans for nearly rwo years now that their debut CD would be complete very soon. Well, the waiting is finally over-illegally is here. The official CD release party will be held at the Spiral Club in Guelph on March 25, with the album due to hit stores on the 26. This is a band that is known for its all-out and energetic live stage performance. But until Megah’y, they had no studio work to speak of, aside from a couple of poorly produced democassettes. The CD features a plethora of guest artists

ping sounds like an alt.marketing dream, right? You cannot resist the Ben Le: experience. Put that copy of Grund Royal magazine down, runoutandbuythisrecordnowand tell them AdRock sent you. “But what about the music?” cry those who try to look beyond the hype. Well, in all honesty, this is a pretty good record. It’s accessible and catchy, but nor annoy-

ingly so. The tunes are mostly acoustic-based, with electric guiars, pianos and some clever filling out the sound. Lead-off trackand first single “Cigarettes Will Kill including the Skydiggers’ Josh Finlayson, Jeff Bird of Cowboy Junkies fame, and Sheila Gruner from local Cuelph band Black Cabbage. Corduroy Leda has enough great music to warrant having made the album twice as long, but all the tried-and-true favouriees are accounted for: “Renovation,” “Feel This,” “80 Bucks” and “Trigger.” The latter track, however, has suffered an arrangement make-over. The infectious hook of the cello is no longer front-and-centre, Tanya Hobbes’ voice is hushed, the guitar is more reserved and the track is driven mainly by Tammy Grime’s dancing bass-line. Not only is the musical arrangement completely different, but the lyrics have all but been re-written. It’s a great rendition, but if this is the only version of “Trigger” listeners get to expe-

You” sets the tone for the rest of the record, offering four minutes of radio-friendly pop. The other 11 tracks are similarly pleasant sonic nuggets, touching on a variety of pop styles, moods and textures. It’s easy to ignore the fact chat as a lyricist, Lee doesn’t have much to say, since he says it so appealingly. Sure, he turns a clever phrase here and there, but theverbal dexterity that is a hallmark of the great pop songwriter is still developing. It’s a good thing Lee is so young, because it may be a few years before his wordplay skills catch up with his musical sense. It’s obvious he aspires to belong among the ranks of great modern popsmiths like Aimee Mann, Michael Penn, or even the granddaddy of them all, Elvis Costello. . For the moment though, Brewthing Turxudus may be worth picking up just for a teaser of the greater things that may come. Pick this up, and someday you’ll be able to say you listened to Ben Lee before he got big. rience, it would be an injustice; the original track can be found on the demo ztro 50. Where Corduroy Leda’s music once would have been described as an eclectic blend of folk, rock, roots, jazz and pop, it is now strictly straight-edged rock. The cello is barely made use of, and gone are the bongos, keyboard and trumpet. Perhaps this has been a natural progression over the past few years with various changes in the line-up, or perhaps the band is trying to reach a wider audience. Whatever the case, their music is still original

and cad-~y,

the songrs

are well-written (both lyrically and musically), and the group has a symbiosis that very few others do. It is these factors that keep Corduroy Leda from being lumped in with the rest of the bands on the “indie rawk” scene.

IMPRINT,

ARTS

Friday, March 26, EE?J

Some of the songs were from the groupies era, a time in which all was well with life

I could not believe what I had just landed, say ir isn’t so. Could it really be, do I actually get rhe privilege of reviewing the movie soundtrack for For-m of N&we. This CD featured different bands and differing talents. Some of the songs were great and others either stunk or were okay. The first song was by U2. LJ2 is one of the best bands around, just in case you missed this, I just stated a fact. “Everlasting Love” was a remake of Gloria Estefan’s original of the song. Itwas wild, crazy and playful. You can imagine summer-listening to this song, hair blowing across your face and a masked carelessness around life because all you see is the sun, and that’s all that matters. “‘Would You,” by David Bowie was an amazing dancealong, with a beat and a twist of Samba in it. I wonder what part of the movie this song came into play; it must have been crazy. It is one of those let-your-hair-down-take offyour-shoes-kinda songs.

another Name” was the song that gave me this impression. This version of Aretha Frankiln’s song was sung by Holly Palmer, but she did it justice. Some of the songs like “Battle Flag” by Shawn Smith, were just head-banging and fast. Other songs like “Tricky Slowly” were hypnotic and mesm&zing. Others like “Magic Bus” had a country sound co it, then changed to a Rock and Roll tempo. Needless to say that this CD had every type of song on it. The song that killed me was “Bring My Family Back.” It: sounded like a whitewashed version of “Gangsta’s Paradise.” Nice try, as if. Oh, before I forget, dance music was well represented on this CD,butIfoundit annoymg. My greatest surprise was the fact that “Descarga De Holy,“a Latin song bY Cubanismo! was featured on this CD. Ic was Cuban jazz to the max and I relished in the tempo and in the Latintilled sound I was listening to. I loved this song. So there it is, different songs, different takes on what they sounded like. On a whole, I would give this CD a three out offive. It was okay, but with some spectacular songs.

by Scott sptxihf

by D-1 /mpnTntstti

by Toks Tawose /mprintstdF

Preston

to fmpnht

It has been almost two years since British band Kula Shaker released their first album, and after listening to this album the hiatus was well worth the wait. Their sophomore album,PPczsa~~~, P;gS mwz’Astrunmts is an anomaly of sorts which builds on the east Indian textures and sounds which dominated their critically acclaimed debut album,K. They halo absorbed so much East Indial1 influence that they have chosen to coverafew traditional India&sags (Radhe, Kadhe) that are accompanied by back-up vocals from a few East Indian vocalists. Some of the tracks on the album sound like rhey came directly from Apu’s garden in the shade (EdhA note:fortlrose not/tip to tlreSimpsons, it ~7s the episode with Pad and Linda Mccat7ney). On Peasants, pigs &iAs~ro~auts, Kula Shaker have branched out slightly and have included some acousticsongs, namely “I’m still here” and others which border on the realm of ’60s psychadelia. This eclectic mix of styles and textures have allowed the band to grow and evolve as they release new material. Lead singer Krispin Mills is a talented songwriter who takes aproperpop/rocksongand peppers it with non-traditional instruments such as the sitar along wi th hammond organs to create a sound that is hard to define. Intheageofcookie-cutterguitarbands, it is great to hear bands who are evolving rather than going the way of the dinosaur. Kula Shaker may not sell a million albums, but then again, how many million sellers are that good?

Kelman

Let’s just get straight to the point-this is withoutadoubt the worst album I’ve heard this year. I’m not going to hold back or exaggerate, just give it to you straightunbelievable crap. I found myself wincing with pain and praying that each song would just hurq up and end. My gut seriously cramped more and more with each passing note. Silverchair’s third release has to be their worst because I cannot imagine any band releasing something this distasteful. Let’s begin with the fast songs, of which there are three. The first single “Anthem for theYear 2000” is as good as it gets on this record. It’s an unoriginal and uninspired song that tries desperately to give some sort of message about today’s youth. The message I got was that today’s youth have no clue. “Spawn Again” is the heaviest song on the album and I found myself laughing at it. If the intent was to make fun of bands like Slayer and Monster Voodoo Machine, then kudos for a job welt done. Every other song is a slow, over-produced, dreadful “power-ballad” in the style of such great power-balladeers as Extreme, Guns ‘n’ Roses and Queensryche. The strings take centre stage as singer/ songwriter Daniel Johns tries to showcase hissongwritingdiversity. Ifyou can believe it, “November Rain” and its peers were far superior to any of these tracks. I honestly try to find something nice to say about every album and this is only the second time I’ve beenunable to(seeThe Ed Herman Band). Nor even Silverchair fans will like this album.

by Toks

Tawose

/mprint5tGinuwine starts his CD with his usual playful side. First your have a conversation between “Little Kidz.” It was hilarious and innocent. Two kids talking about their crush on Ginuwine. The next song, “Little Man’s Bangin Lude” was amazing. Why was this?A lucky charm called Timbaland. Ginuwine pulled all stops forthisalbum. I always loved Ginuwine’s voice, but now I can say that he is wise with his talent. He exposes it through the right people. For any one who has been cheated on, the song “What’s so different?” is for you. I let Ginuwine speak for himself. Here are some of the lyrics: “You say you love me but at one time you loved him too. So what’s so different? Now tell me, ifyou were in my shoes, what would you do? Would you trust me I” The song focuses on the theme of trust, and how fragile trust is. What I loved about the songwas the fact that it was actually expressing how guys feel. There was no attempt to be macho about it

wants and how to get it across to his listeners. His song “Wait a Minute” has been on the radio for quite a while. It is asongabout when you wake up one day and realize that you really are in love wirh whoever you are with, and this time it’s for real. No one but him or her matters, you no longer mind the fights, because you know the other person is good for you and that’s all that matters. Myfavourite song is “ I Know.” Here’s a sample: “I caught your eye looking my way but you seem so shy. With you it seems it seems to be me hurting, playing the field looks foul. Be my lady, all that I have you can own. You are so precious, you are my queen.” Let me say that this was a grear production by Mookie, and Ginuwine brought the song to life with his graceful voice. My second favouri ce was “Same 01’ G,” and ifyou have not heard it, whatonearth are you listening to? I mean, you need to listen to the CDasawhole,butuytogetyourhandonthis single. Ginuwine’s talent was accompanied by many artists like Timbaland, Aaliyah, Playa, Mookie, etc. and what a delightful job they did. I loved reviewing this album. If you have any doubt about Ginuwine, listen to his soulful reproduction of “She is out of my life.” It is Boys II Men calibre.

‘41 ...-. .

“Your doorway to the UW student population” SUBSCRIPTION RATES l l

IMPRINT is weekly until April 1, l!W ,.:. ._.::. ::c:‘,. . ‘i : 1’ “’i.

Canada $26*49 U.S.A. $53.23 Overseas $82.85

., _,._,

C[assif ied Call Sue Coulterat

AH Faculties: Doreen Brisbin Award - available to third year Regular or 38 Co-op female students in an Honours program in which women are currently under represented. Deadline: April 30/99. Leeds-Waterloo Student Exchange Program Award - students to contact John Medley, Mechanical Engineering.

Faculty

of Applied Sciences:

Health

Michael Geliner Memorial Scholarship available to all 3rd year Regular Health Studies and Kinesiology. Deadline: March 31/99. Robert Haworth Scholarship - completion of 3rd year in an honours program in resource management related to Park Planning and Management, Recreation, Natural Heritage or Outdoor Recreation. Deadline: May 31/99.

Faculty

of Arts:

Robin K. Banks/Pacioli Award - available to 16 Accountancy Studies based on marks and extracurricular involvement. Deadline: March 31199. J.W. Dyck Scholarship - available to 1st or 2nd year GSLL students. Deadline: end of Winter term. UW-Manulife Community & World Set-vice Award - available to students who rlave completed a work-term in the servIce of others, locally, nationally or abroad who received little or no remuneration. Interested students should contact Arts Special Programs, HH.

Faculty

of Engineering:

Andersen Consulting Award - available to 38 Engineering. Deadline: March 31/99. John Bergsma Award in Engineering available to all based on financial need, minimum 75% average and leadershIp/ extracurricular involvement. Canadian Posture and Seating Centre Qholarship - available to all. Deadline: 3ct. 1999. Keith Carr Memorial Award - availab i? ‘o 3A/B or 4A Chemical Deadline: idale 30/99. “consulting Engineers of Ontario Scho,irship - available to all 38. DeadlIne vlarch 31/99. ;o-ooerators Grout ‘-:d Award I available LG3A Envlronrllental Enginee?lqg jased on marks and extracurricular evolvement Deadline: May 3 l/99 lohn Deere Limited Scholarship -available to all 38 Mechanical witn an qterest r( manufacturing #or product design. deadline: March 31/99. Sandy Duxbury Memorial Award - available to all 38 Chemical. Deadlme: March31/99. Robert Haworth Scholarship - available

to 38 Civil. Deadline: May 31199. S.C. Johnson &Son Ltd. Environmental Scholarship - available to 38 Environmental (Chemical). Deadline: May31/99. Ontario Hydro Engineering Awards available to 1B Chemical, Electrical, Environmental or Mechanical. Eligible candidates will be women, aboriginal (native) Canadians, persons with disabilities or visible minorities. Deadline: July

Centre (742-8610) these opportunities. Hospice Volunteers - #081-2008 Hospice of Waterloo Region needs men and women who will offer emotional support, companionship and practical assistance to people facing a life-threatening illness. Training course begins Tuesday, April 21, 1999. Become Involved With the Arts - #213-

3lf99. Marcel Pequegnat

by joining the Waterloo Regional Arts Council. Graphic design skills, accountinq background, Secretary skills are needed oii the Board of Directors. Seniors Need Groceries - #119-1358 Volunteers are needed to assist elderly residents with grocery shopping. A reliable car and 2 hours a week. Mileage is reimbursed. Ooen UP A Whole New World of Friendship - $092-228 Join the KW YMCA Host Program where you will meet a new immigrant, provide friendship, community orientation. One to two hours a week for 4-6 months. Join the Games! - #101-2565 The cities of Kitchener and Waterloo are hosting the 1999 Ontario Games for the Physically Disabled July 15-I 9 and they need your help in many areas. St. John Ambulance - #076 IS looking for friendly volunteers with excellent telephone skills to answer the telephone and help with administrative tasks one morning a week. Also needed ts a volunteer to create and maintain a database. The Citv of Waterloo Volunteer Sefvices (868-6488) is currently recruiting for the following volunteer position: Theatre Volunteers: are needed to assist with “Jumpstart! Moves” a showcase performance of modern dance, on Saturday, March 20 from 6:30-l 1 p.m.

Scholarship - available to 3B Civil - Water Resource Management students. Deadline: May 31/99. Jack Wiseman Award - available to 3B Civil. Deadline: Oct. 30/99.

Faculty

of Environmental Studies:

Robert Haworth Scholarship - completion of 3rd year in an honours programme in resource management related to Park Planning and Management, Recreation, Natural Heritage, or Outdoor Recreqtion. Deadline: May 31199 Marcel Pequegnat Scholarship - available to 3rd year Environment & Resource Studies, Planning, Water Resource Management. Deadline; May 31/99.

Faculty

of Mathematics

Andersen Consulting Award - available to 38 Math. Deadline: March 31/99 Certified Management Accounting Bursary - available to full-time students in Mathematics- Business Administration/ Chartered Accountancy. Preference wail be given to sudents who attended high school in counties of Perth, Waterloo, or Wellington. Deadline: May 31/99. Co-operators Group Ltd. Award - availabte to 3A Actuarial Science based on marks and extracurricular invoivement. Deadline: May 31/99. Electrohome 75th Anniveraty Scholarship -available to 38 Computer Science. Deadline: March 31/99. Friar Luca Pacioll Award - available to 1B Accountancy Studies based on marks and extracurrlcuia’ Ivalvemenl. Deadline: &larch 31’99

Faculty

of Science

5.C. Joh?%Xj &Son -:ci E7v!rDnmental Fcholarship - avarlabze 10 3rdyear Chemistry+ Deadline %?vtay 31/99 Marcel Pequegnat ScholarshiD - available to 3B Earth Science/Water Resource Management Deadiine: May 31/99. Applications for the scholarships are being accepted during the Winter term. Refer to Section 4 of the Undergraduate Calendar for further criteria. Application forms are available in the Student Awards Office,

2nd Floor, Needles Hall.

MONDAYS The Outer Club meets at 6:30 p.m, in Math & Computer, room 4040. For more info

please see http:// watservl .uwaterloo.ca/-ouIers/ frontpge.html English Language Lab/class is from 2:30-3:20 p.m. in Modern Languages 113 September to June The class has an emphasis on pronunciation and (istening exercises. Students, faculty, staff and spouses are welcome to attend For more anformation contact the lnternationar Student Off ice ext 2814.

WEDNESDAYS Grace Christian Fellowship,

a gathering of Christians and those interested in Christianity, meets at 4:30 p.m., St. Paul’s United College, McKirdy Hall.

the Volunteer Action for more details on

Details: Graham E. Morbey, ext. 3633 or g2morbey@ 2126.

watservl

. Office:

SLC

UW Debate Club meetings are held at 4:30 p.m., EL207. It is open to everyone, regardless of experience. Come on out and have fun! FRIDAYS English Conversation Class meets from 2-4 p.m. in NH 2080, September to Jdne. Students, factiftu staff and spotises are Invited to attend For more Info call ext. 2814, international Student Office

SATURDAYS Farmer’s Market Bus schedule. The bus will pickup and return at 9:15, IO:1 5, and II:30 a.m. Tickets $2.00 Ask at the Turnkey Desk, StC for more info.

Children’s

International

English Tutor Program - volunteer tutors are needed to tutor students on a one-to-one basis in written and oral English. Tutors meet students on campus for 1 term, usually once a week for l-2 hours. Volunteer at the International Students Office, NH2080 or call ext. 28 14 or email darlene 43watservl . The City of Waterloo Volunteer Services (888-6488) is currently recruiting for the following volunteer position: “Vob unteer Grocery Shoppers” urgently needed to shop for or with older adults who are unable to do their own grocery shopping. Flexible hours, mileage reimbursed. Student Career Assistants needed for 1999-2000 - Career Services is looking for students to fill a variety of volunteer positions. Depending on the position will

gain

valuable

job search,

Empty cube and cargo vans available for people moving to Western Canada. Also cars available to other destinations. Not a job. Please call 416-2224700 or I-800-668-1 879.

Rooms for rent - close to both Universities, parking, 7255348.

laundry

facilities.

Call

Summer

sublet-townhouseKing and Ezra, 2 rooms available, laundry, parking+ bus route, clean. $200/month inclusive. 725-3815. 4 bedrooms for rent in a newer four bedroom house. Quiet neighbourhood, furnished living room, laundry facilities, parking,close to all anemities. Available May 1-August 31. Call 725-5485. We’re desperate so its dirt cheap! Summer sublet - 2 furnished bedrooms, 2 minute walk, parking, utilities included, laundry. $275/month. Available May 1. Call Shannon 883-8405. Apartment for rent - May-August 1999. Two large bedrooms, $51 O/ month, 15 minute walk, Erb& University, parking, laundry facilities, bike room. Candace 747-4154. Basement apartment sublet! Huge room and your own 3 piece bathroom, free laundry, parking, amazing new house. $230 e negotiable. Cat1 Jenny

LSAT-MCAT-GMAT-GRE www.prep.com Toronto live spring/ summer classes now. Request our FREE Law School Bound or Pre-Med Bulletin email newsletters at: learn@ prep.com. Richardson-l -877PREP-COM

Attention

585-7899.

Summer

Villages -CISV Waterloo Regional Chapter - is looking for adult leaders for 1999 and 2000 Summer Interchanges to Austria and Mexico. For more info and details call Susan Hewitt at 745-2095. Waterloo Minor Soccer needs reliable coaches and assistant coaches for ari age 31v1s1ons. The season runs .May to JuIv fo; nost ages Please cal’ 578-3680 or emall wmsc@wa,er~oominorsoccer.~=om Family worker assistant + voluMeers needed at LutherwoodjCODA’s CMd and Parent Place ~‘3-5 hours/weed, super vised access j;+lgrarn for cnlidren or separated ramrlles to visit non-custodial paients. Cat. ‘43-1460, ext. 234 Build your resume! Give to the community! Friendly volunteers are desperately needed to provide companionship to people who have Alzheimer Disease. Two hours/week commitment. Trainingl support provided. Call Alzheimer Society

you

Ads

market-

ing, and/or career-related skills by either promoting events and services or by helping other students in their career planning and job search. Open to regular and co-op students in their career planning interpersonal and communication skills. Applications available in the Creer Resource Centre, NH 1115, or from our webpage: http://www.adm.uwaterloo. ca.IinfocecsECA99.html. The deadline is March 26, 1999. ~_-__-

Resume

Relay Services lakes the stress out of finding work! We will use our exterlslve database 12 fax your yestime so +urldreds >t companies tiltn:q IOU, c;/overnlgr-ri Anywhere $11 CaqaIda 4 :800\+I5-5069 or Floor .Z 19, Faculty? Taaraway pants, a +ffn +>t colours, hospital scrubs, t5) ts \ats...free catalooue. Call i

ProfessIonal

typist

- $12.85

to start! Vector

Canada has full and part time summer opennngs. Guarantee pay. No telemarketing or door-to-door. Flexible hours. Work with housewares and select sporting items. Up to $1,000 scholarships available. If you missed us on campus then call today. 886-0909. Travel -teach English: 5 day/40 hour, May 12-16 or Aug. 4-8 or Oct. 20-24, Toronto. TESOL teacher cert. course (or by correspondence). Thousands of jobs available now! FREE info pack, toll free ‘I -888-270-294 1. Help wanted earn extra cash without interfering with your class scheddie The Lyric/Metropolis Night Clubs are looking to fill the following positions zasil persons, servers, wait staff and security. Apply n person on Thursday, ivlarcti 25 ai 122 r(ing Street. W., Kitchener Sehveen 3:OQ-6:OO p.m.

Wordsmith-part-time

language

nitpicker wanted for editorial control at daily newspaper. Off-beat hours for someone #ho iikes io be first in the Know Thursdays, midnight to 4 a.m. Apply tn writing to John Harder, Senior Editor, The Record, 225 Fairway Road, S., Kitchener, Ontario, N2G 4E5 or jharder@ therecord.com

available

to create oursbanding’ looking essays reports. etc. Prices available on quotation Telephone: (519) 250-0469, fax. 650-5270, Emarl: (5’9) linuscan@attcanada.net. Contact Lisa

Southam. Book your own bus trip at 1l-l t LY HE on any Saturday Night for the Winter Semester. THE LYRIC will give your Group FREE Admission, FREE Food, FREE Concert Tickets, FREE Prizes,

SUBSIDIZED

Transportation,

AND the

BfGGESTPARTYHYPEintheWorldon our STUDENT PUB NlGHT

Saturdavs.

Call our INFO-LINE

on now at

versity Pub Saturdays. Complimentary shuttle bus picks up at Kinko’s at 10:30, 11 :OO. II:30 and 12:OO. For more info

call 749-2121. tiustom tssays

(all sutqects)

A good used mountain/train bike (for male). Phone Rob at 888-4567, ext. 5503 on campus to meet.

In-

&ding Humanifies,‘English,~Business, Accounting, History, Psychlogy, Sociology, Economics, Philosophy, Political Science, Administration and more. Editing, composition, writing research. Highly qualfied graduates (post graduates)

will

help1

Call:

(416)

Fax: (416) 960-0240, custom@interlog.com

j utorkditor

- mdwdual

280-6113.

essay assessment offered by straight A grad student. I will assist you in polishing vour essav. term DaDer or report. Fee $30/hour. *?49-99b3: . Jffy doves with small truck and trailer. $20/ hour DIUS fuel. “John” rubbish removal also. ‘Cal I 240-6 104. ~---__.“_-_

University & College Whitewater Weekend - join students from across Ontario at Wilderness Tours on the Ottawa River. A fun filled weekend - June 11-13, 1999. Rafting, camping, meals, live entertainment - special rate $150. plus GST. Phone I-800-267-9166 or wt@ wildernesstours.com

For more info about HopeSpring Cancer Centre contact Bethr at 43 Alien Street W., Watefloo. 742-4673. Ebvtown Food Co-oDerative: orga&, locally grown, minimally packaaed food for oeooie. not for orofit. knordable pri&s! 286 Philiip street, Building A4, Waterloo Co-operative Residence. Call 886-8806 for weekly store hours. Guided Self Change of alcohol use: for individuals who may have concerns about the amount they are drinking and want to cut down. Call Counselling Services (ext. 2655) to find out more. Designing Learning Activities with interactive Muitimedia lS301A (W99) A new independent Studies project course sponsored by the office of Teaching Resources and Continuin Education (TRACE). Students in tit e course wilt develop an understanding of the following areas of knowied e: the processes at work in mediate dglearning activities; the potentiai and limitations of interactive multimedia instruction; the steps of the development process for instructional multimedia, including recommended milestones, reviews, and risks; the components of an effective design for learner-centred software. For more information, pleas8 contact Instructor

Kevin Harrioan, PhD - x6832, kevinh 8 uwat&ob.ca This January the Farmer’s Market will be in operation again. Students may purchase their $2.00 tickets at the Turnkey Desk in the Student Life Centre. This return fare offers students a trip to the Farmer’s Market in St.Jacobs to shop. Crafts, fresh produce, meats, cheeses and flea market buys are all part of this famous local market. So jump on board and enjoy one of the many services offered to you at the University of Waterloo I The WATgreen Advisory Committee requires information from Service Departments, Staff, Students and Faculty regarding campus environmental activities for presenting the state of the environment report for UW. For further information or to forward reports, please contact Patti Cook, Waste Management, DC. Thanks to the great support given by the staff and students at UW. K-W Blood Donor Clinic will be back March 29-ADriI 1 in the Student Life Centre. Canadian Federatlon of University Women K-W - 35th Annual Used Book Sate at the First United Church, King and William Streets, Waterloo, on April 9 from noon until 9 p.m. and April 10 from9a.m.tol p.m. Forinfo/todonate

call 740-5249. The IODE Gladys Raiter Bursary for Graduate Study is offered for one year of post-graduate study to residents of the Municipality of Waterloo or students studying at the University of Waterloo or Wilfrrd Laurier University. Approximate value $2,500. Application deadline: April 15, 1999. For information telephone 905-522-9537 / fax 905-522-3637 or contact the Graduate Offices at the above Universities. The Turnkey Desk is looking for donations of mugs. Please drop off mugs at the Turnkey Desk in the Studer% Life Centre. Please join the Waterloo-Wellington branch bf the Canadian Authorskssociation. Visitors and new members are always welcome. Monthly meetings held in the Learnin Centre, Kitchener Ci Hall, 2nd floor. !J pcoming events; Aprify 5 at 7:3O p.m. - George Roth, the owner of Poiy on Press. May 3 at 7:30 p.m. - A Pu %tic Editing Circle. Writers’ Workshop - “Pen in Hand” presented by the Waterioo-Wellington Branch of the Canadian Authors Association and the City of Kitchener. Registration forms can be picked up at the public libraries and Kitchener City Hall. On Saturday, April 24 from 9:30 a.m. to4 p.m. at the Kitchener City Hail. Call Arlene~~. at 579-0848 details.~ - ~~for ~~ Election of an Engineering Underraduate Student Representative to ! enate - nominations close on March

16. In case of an election, on-campus voting wilt take place on Tuesday, March 30 from 9:OO a.m. to 4:OO p.m. in the foyer of CPH. TOEFL Preparation Course - the test of English as a Foreign Language (TOEFL) course begins April 6 and ends June 9, 1999. Classes are held every Tuesday and Wednesday from 2:00-4:30 p.m. This IO week course is designed for people taking the TOEFL exam, The course fee is $85 and includes the course book. Register at the International Student Office, NH2080 or call ext. 2814 for details. The Huntington Society of Canada is selling raffle tickets on a 1997 HarleyDavidson Fatstercustom-built machine, valued at $18,400 in its “Highway of Hope” raffle. Get yours now before the draw on May 27,1999. Call l-800-9987398 or Cindy at (519) 622-1207, ext. 32. OSAP documents wahing for pickup students are reminded that there are many unclaimed 1999 winter term OSAP loan documents that should be picked u at the Student Awards Office in J eedles Hail, and negotiatti at your bank before April 24,1999, or they wilt become state-dated and non-negotiable. If you were registered in the Fail 1998 term and are picking up the second portion of your OSAP funds, you must provide your Photo IDand overnment issued Social insurance 8 ard. If you are picking up OSAP for the first time you must also provide these items as well as proof of your gross earnings for September to December 1998.

----

We Fit Your Stvle

We’re “springirq” for CI little surprise. On Saturday, Rpril 3 from 1 Chn - 5pm for evsry purchase mcde over $75 you’ll receive an Ectster Beanie Runny. Gifts available beside centre court, while quclntities Icrst.

Study in Prague: Central European Studies Program. Credit from Prague University of Economics. Fall, Winter, Spring semesters. $3800 + meals + airfare. Contact: Prof. Eidiin, Political Science, University of Guelph, feidlin@css.uogueiph.ca, wwwinteruniversitycom Teach English in Moscow: part-time in ConjunctiOn with Russian language study program, or full-time. Contact: Prof. Eidlin, Department of Pditical Science, University of Guelph, feidiin@css.uogueiph.ca, www.interuniversity.com Study in Moscow: Russian language + courses in English, for Moscow State University credit $2650 + meals + airfare. Fait, Winter, Spring semesters. Contact: Prof. Eidlin, Political Science, University of Gueiph, feidlin@css.uogueiph.ca, www.interuniversity.corn

FRJDAY, MARC&i 26,1999 UW Spanish Club presents a Spring Semi-formal dinner and danceat 7 p.m. at Golf’s Steak House. All is welcome. Call for tickets and info 884-5392. More great music at Grebel - 8 p.m., room 156, Conrad Grebel College, UW “University of Waterloo Stage Band, All That Jazz! Dr. Brian Dingie, Medical Director of the Grand River Re ionat Cancer Centre, will speak at t! opespring Cancer Support Centre, 43 Allen Street, W., Waterloo at 7:30 p.m. Free admission but space is limited - call 742-4673. St. Jacobs School House Theatre presents “Dance Theatre David Earle’ on March X/27 at 8 p.m. For tickets and details call 664-l 134. KW Chamber Music Society presents “James Mason, oboe ; Julie Baumgartel, violin ; Patrick Jordan, viola ; Margaret Gay, cello”atthe KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young Street, W., Waterloo at 8 p.m. Call 886-l 673 for reservationsand details. SUNDAY, MARCH 28,1999 More great music at Grebei - 8 p.m., St. John Evan eiist An lican Church, Duke 8 Water ‘stree& Kg. rtchener. Performing will be the “University of Waterloo Chamber Choif MONDAY, MARCH 29,1999 ‘Listen, I’m Only One Women’ .. . a one-woman show by Susan Tschirhart will be showing at the Theatre of the Arts, UW, Modem Languages Building at 8 p.m. Mini Blood Donor Clinic - UW is trosting a fourday blood donor clinic beginning today, March 30, 31 and April 1 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Student Life Centre. Appointments can be made at the Turnkey Desk. For more info call I-888-871-7201, ext. 4241. TUESDAY, MARCH 30,1999 River Run Centre, 35 Woolwich Street, Gueiph, On, is presenting ‘Romeo and Juliet” at 8 p.m. For tickets and info call (519) 763-3000. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31,1999 St. Jerome’s Reading Series take place in the Common Room (221 SJU) and last about an hour. Ail is welcome and the Reading is free. “Judith Thompson” will be speaking at 11:30 a.m. Call 884-8111, ext. 223 or cdiehljo@ watarts.uwaterioo.ca for more information. Gays and Lesbians of Waterloo (GLOW) Coming Out Discussion Group. Topic: “Issues in Outing: The Shattered Closet Door.” 7:30 p.m. Social follows at 9 p.m. HH378. Meet old friends and make new ones. All welcome. Details 884-4569. More great music at Grebei - 12130 p.m., Chapel, Conrad Grebel College, Westmount & University, Waterloo. “Student Recital”. THURSDAY, APRIL 1,1999 More

4, ClOStO EASTE .R‘$9 HOURS:FRI.APRIL2, CLOSEDa SAl APRIL3,9,30am - 6:00pm l SUN.P,PRiL

MON !?~l?lLD,Y 3Jam -

greatmusic

Grebel

- 1230

p.m., Chapel, Conrad Grebel College, Westmount & University, Waterloo. ‘Chamber Ensembles”. SATURDAY, APRiL3,1999 KW Chamber Music Society presents “Daniel & Michael Lewin, violin & piano”at KWCMS Music Room, 57 Young Street, W., Waterloo at 8 p.m. Call 8861673 for reservations and details.