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"They have t o have good wings." Courtney Shantz and M ~ k e Murray 2A math and busmess and 2A hlstory
"Tuition's on us." Kayla Jonas and Tegan Renner both 1A enwonmental and resource stud~es
63.27th TJb Presdent 64. Vcnilq$t I m w n 65. Shade ofpurpk 66.41 1 67.Cli1oruc fibhcr 68. I v r i r p ~ m 69. I .,uiii tar 70. Lmd up D<,w, 1. (lbIorrghc.idc~,rcnng\ 2. 1 L c a ~ ~ ~ x - ~ , i , l u p l ~ o l sW itm t! c 3. &I& Dmkd Gr,rd<,n Homl,xy, w n of M;wm Sheen 4.Prrdstim camnc S.~cwcllcih l ddrcsi 6. (;rernl\l,-r h r c rnclo>l 7.1 Icr.imr~n.rcnlm
"To play at m y arcade." Marc Larnirande Cove manager
"Make ass-slapping legal." Herarnb Rarnachandran 48 Lam studies
8,TIieCrcntn ofWhcal chef 9. C ~ , ~ n n o ~ s s e u r s h ~ p 10. H q anrdow 11. Addl nmli 12. Possesslvc form o f ~ I 13. (;olfbr#nmng 21. Onler o f b n \ ~ n c \ s 22. S~mtlowcrseeds 26. Addmond to
By Andrea Kerswill & Heramb "Ra~sethe quality of student housmg that's offered " Er~cBryan and Alma Wa~te both 2A recreat~onand leisure
"They would have t o promlse refundsforrecyclables " Meagan Wdson 28 recredt~onand leisure sludles
Joe Bilton 4A Mechanical Engineering
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Joe is a savvy engineer that enjoys long walks on the beach and kung-fu fighting. This sexy engineer spends many nights at the Bomber enjoying his favourite beer, and shakin' it on the dance floor.
"Bring back Stalin." Shereef lshak and Heather MacKenzie both- 1A bmchemistry
"Get girls t o enroll i n math." Mariano DeMarinis l A math and hus~ness
Joe says that what he looks for i n a girl is a down-toearth attitude, a nice personality and a sweet smile. But, you'll have t o wait i n line girls, because this man is happily taken. Look out ladies, next week it's your turn t o be featured.
Waterloo remembers Lyle S. Hallman J,ocal philanthropist and businessman killed in car crash Iri\ m d :igcnclc\. 11 f i a lii,+hgIrli incir~Iz$3 mlllton to ~ m p n m crhc Watcrloc rrgmn's rhrcc hospitals, n r!wling iun,l!ng fix thc t i n t MKl ni 1 T \ t u d i n ~ and i fi~culrym w n r the thc1cgmn;$1.5 rnfllx<,nlo ~ h kicul~v c I , m ,,CI.vle r1allnl~n,l,,c:,l I>L,\,'ILS~ rn,,gd, I e d q communlrv phllan~ ofv m a l aurl, ,at Wrl [I; $1 tndlmn LO rhrop~stand one o i fhe unmcr\~ty'\ thc I<-\V C,mrntrnm I'oundmon, ~ g w r on biggcsrbcnrhrtors. Hallm;in,81,aa~ and t h 1151 killed 1x7 acarcrmh I;irt Sundn) w h l c dmmg south d o n g Plmw Rond In "He took great Kilchinrr. ,11oiigy;~ndingwpportci of thc delight in 1,;rcult) o f ,\pplied Flr:d~hS r ~ c n c i \ , helping UW and 1iallm;aidon;rti.d$25m~lI1on~n I'rl~m a 7 o f 1'100 to launrh thr Lylr S. the community Ilnlltnan l n \ o ~ u t fin i I l d t h I'romuand will be o~~~~,wlr~~I~aitnstoenri,ul-~elhcalll~sr hfi\rvli.\m C,oiad,i~ndtc~rurl,iutim greatly missed." h t d r h cari coit\. h m r yi..irs Idtcr, D a v i d Johnston, w l ~ Hall~nang,,tw~nrllllat n Ihrm\t! UWPresfdent n m h.id \t.iircd .i f i ~ i d r . i w i yi.irnpqgn, h i d o n a ~ i d.In ;iildit~,o;il$4 "I le tw,k gri.il ilihghr 111 hclpaig million t i , I l k larihl). Ll\Y ,,nd 11,c L<>,,,,,,L,,,,t,,,,,<I \,-ill I>' "I di. H.illtnrn ,lrm,n\tratiiI ;in unl~:~allclcd iyncn,w! 01 s p n i lor ~rcnll, ,n,~~''I," h,,l<l I I \ p r c d m 1)rdI r h n n , r , . "But luc l e p c y a i ;i I~cl~~1~g~1ddrc1in~I111.i c r~l~i.i.~Itln lhtrstvli," w,l h l d c bhal-a~I,cIc.tn~,fthc <i,mmunlty 1,uildcr i b ~ l rl n d u r c " I ) l e Shanl, I h ~ l m . t n a dbum ~ u> "\1t f%cultii,fapplicdI~raItl~cc~incc\ Priitm 1922. ,\itrr s e n n g m t h i mil I h n o o t tlr.rt r l x ~ l trhmugh our R w d ( . a n d ~ mI\II I'bxd u r ~ n glhc rew;urh ancl ~ ~ i i c l m ~ p n tlw t h ml.deS. Sccond K'cnld \\ ar, Ire foondcd thr Hnllman Tnwiure for Hr.lltIr Promo t l.dlm~t> <:c,nrtrucuonCompan?x~th tmn a t Il\V.'' \li.,t'ii:: 1IW I2<x ,xk\.?he H ~ l l m ~t m u v l ~ ,mi\. s $750 nc\t
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STEP right up and breathe in some fresh air On-campus conservation group revolutionizes UW's use of electricity Mark Stratford
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UVC' alumni pour in town for homecoming weeltend Anne Faye SPECIAL TO IMPRINT H,micirimmq conjurrs up F,u~\r.tlinnilqe\ o t
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Haldenby bites into core
Four more UW professors nab Canada research chairs
ES, AHS and arts society news You cl~dn'tthink we would forget the other societies, did you?
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i n Irgug, Preivn/ioii. Profc\bol Callaghm, .L member of thi 1lcp.rttmew of I<inc\~ologyin * h i F;iculty Appl~eJTlcalrliS~irnccs,will rereivc JlU0.000 a rear for tivc y c m .md $224,263 from the Cnnada Founcl;&tion fnrTnnovarion((:FI) 6~rrtsenrch infr;l&tructuresilpp<,rt. LViLbam'l i9106 Gmrhl<,~r~nl~i::.3arContinued from page 3 Ill\ rracnrch eninlls m d p g the ialmmoio~,.Profcrsor WllliamTaylor, load thc spmc can tolerate whcn I"'"rhlrescarc pcoplc w t h the klndof a mcmbcrc,Ethr Depnnmcnt<,fBrol volvcd m v;mous activinca. "My re longlu\torrr~of \cr\Ice mil ~ n m ~ l r c okg~ynthcl~aculr~ r,fSc~~ncc,*~ll tc\carcli pn,gram con~l,inc\ .r f u n h mcni witlrm ~ h rrudcnt r rornmuturj mentdm v ~ T I I ~ ~ c s ~ ~ ~ c ~ I ~ ccivr ~ ~ ~ $200,000 ~ ~ ~ o ~ aLyiar c ~ ~for . bcvrn c x - year\ ,,mi $122,790 from ihc 0 1 for I-e- that 1 thtnL would hat the oghr amnmgthc umc Larying r r y o m c u f amount ofknowlcdgc, thc right shills %arch lnfraatnlctllresuL~~p~~rt. rhclumbarspmc uavx\,wnl>xn v m , and thcr~ghthtxper~ncc torakenlonk lils rzsearch ixanrmrs the frcriih huminrcscarch, crnmmng hologcal at m ~ s s u eIlkc that," sad Edcy. cyclc and15mncd rchponses to cumulatne Imad~ngci- water phr~sph~,rus The commi\uorr wa\ not apat comprch~ndingeul mphlcarwnpowrcfrorn both pangeneraungand pmvcd hy st~denlh'counc~l,butw u s n s s u e d t c n n ~ / ~ n ~ u n n g ~ ~ ~ c s pwater ~ ~ ~ vpolluuon ~ ~ , " c:rused I,y excc5slve mstcd formcdas an ad hoc commfb plant nurnents- and pathogenssad Callaghan.
Env~ronmentalsludx\ atudcnts who m i d tnonc) to help fund thcu en\~ronmentallymmdrd pn,lrct\,ESSdheaccept~ngpn,posals for smdint mman\es on Sund;y,Novemhei I6arthrqcncral meeung.
Commission: Edey makes effort to improve Feds
agcnts causing dfseacr- found 1n surfncc waters used for dnnkmg. The Canada Research Cham .we poalnons that allows facultymemhcr to conccntrateon domgrcsu~rchand rr;unrngthe nrxrgcneration of mennsta. Thcre have hccn 926 Canada Kcsearch (:h;urs Program ziwrded.
\ionunder th~OfficenfthcPrcsl~Ient. Anorhcr canddatr who ran a p n s t Edey for rhc posrtron of Fcds presidcnt,AndrewD~lt\,claimsthl\ p r o w durc 1s umaual. "Evcty other com: mtreeorcomrmssmn ~ h a t l h o w o f on thc I'ederauon of Students la crr-
Imxgme situatmns m thr futrucand I can thmk of smffin thcpast where I wasn't totally surc of lusthow consu tuuonal Ir urs,"ht snlcl. Iimcs hrhrvci. t l ~ cccmlrnrsslon shoulcl hc made ,I full \rendmgcmn mttee somhcrs willbemorchkclyio rake the cornnussion seriously. To I hncs, the bcrt thmg council lorr csndu forthc judrclal commtrec is to fdlow the Iqhws. "1 can scr sometlmcs that when thcy prcsenl rhcir Issues to council It couldbc thmt's notconvenient for us tnhsten towhstrheyhavr tosay.Il~at said,Ihopethn~counc~l w~lltakcwhat they have tosay senoo4y," s;ud M~ncs. 'l'hc judmal commssion has nor met as ofyct. kjarvis@imprlnt.uwaterloo.ca
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UNDEFEATED
Be EARS BURNING (IN HELL)
A market-based model of dating
see MEAT, page 11
IN SEARCH OF
Money: it's ours
Meat: buy into it
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Warrior assistant coaches: John Malnerich (second year with the Warriors) and Mano Watsa (fourth year with the Warriors) Therapists: A.J. Saravanamuthu, Sabrina Chow, Riley Stewart Strength coach: Ron Mourra Managers: Rob McDermand, Greg Culp, Kristen Janke
2003-2004 Waterloo Warrior men's basketball schedule
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pr,rtedthats~nce~ts tncepuon 36ycslr ago theN;uamith Classx has herome "onc ofthe most prrbtlRous baskethall tournarncnls in thc courltry." Commcnr~ngon thc Classic's pupw im~(;~lbertcLumrd,'%askctb:dha~ alwaysbccnaI~~gsporthcrc;u WA~LTloo." Snppornng thts claim, hc pcmwcl lo recrnr wins by tlub p a r ' s Warnor mcil. '"rhe)'rc $ready won ru pn\eason tournaments. Thcy \wii ihc Iaunertoumatneritti~.a~v.lsoc OcN, ~ ucckwd her 17 am1 18,and t h pxst thcjwcrcmS;~ilatclre~~rnwhcrcthry won rhc (:zmero Sh~xm,ot." The LnX' A t h l c ~ ~ rdcpar~mrnr s tends to put qullc a bit ofa.<,rk rnto theNu5m1thtounlamem ever) \ L ~ I , w n g 11 as a major focal pomr f i r inlertmuncnlan~lnewlllluami.,. L.ait \,car, IIV(''s new m:&acol,KmXWnrnor, wa\ unvcdcd at the toum.immr. H.df-rimish<,w\hax~efcaturcdhusksr pcrro!rnancc\ am1 siimc \"it v r m ling ch;illcnges.Two rcnrs a,+,. 13tc w~~rl~sae~eiaimchr~l~nco-c~rdini~~uri w ~ t hthc tournament and thx p a r r h c r ~w-111likcly bc a hnwcropprrrg fi~ndra~srr. "VI r'rr workmg wxh a groi~po n c;impui called SndngO\ er S d n c u , " G ~ l l x r tnoted, cmnnlcnung O+T tile fuadrw,er. Ttrc chant? e\cnr u4l Lx gcttlng pcuplc to s l m c thiir irzxds, w ~ t h:as many as icn parllclparlts prc.
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WPIRG turns 30 Environmental action group celebrates with Stephen J,ewis r,~rl>nols;lrn,ss(:il~~aila. They l>,~vc spenrhrndrd and cnm onuc tu run two t i h festwals, one Tlrc UU' en\ wonmental a c u m and dcvutcd to Afi~c;m-C:ma&ancrpcnenccsandan<,lhcrcallcdltunb<>w Kcils c~~n~cmgroup,\YPIRG,iscelebwt~ng 11s30111 a n n ~ v e r s ~ ~ ~ ~ n N i ~ v1"c n 1 1Quccrlihl'esnval. ~cr A rcunwn for thc mature d u b will The group has been responsfble fix beheld on November 11nnx,m2139 p ~ o n c m n gmany mvironmental d t h e SLC.There will be aretrospecmitauve\bnrh k,cdlyandgIr,h9y. On campus, theymitiaredand cnnunur to uvc lnuk at WPIKG'\ l u s t q and accompl~shments.All arewelcomelo m;unt;un rhc yellow b ~ k eprogram. c to a n The p g a m lcasca h ~ k out attcnd thslecture. Stiphm Lcwlr, ;m uccc,mphshcd dents for five dollars per term, wallpolit~oan,scholar,andac~jvisr,w~ll hc able fmm both the turnkey desk and Lhe lxkccintrc. spcakmg in Hngey Hall at 7 o'clock WTR(; m2ilnlaliu several Wch p.m.T~ckit\c;m beobtained directly sites, ~ncludingRemerqReviewwxg. fmm W I R G or from thc Thcsmc Tllesite~srles~gned toallowlenantsto Box Office a t 888-4908. Thc coat is $10, C H $7 f i r srudeim. the unrmmahc thar frnatnt~onrI n r w n , to plojcd, ;iid scmors. crposcpoorlardlords and to tdentfy good oncb. Thcy also run a sltc called (:arpd"ool.cmn, llsnng fr~cpuhlir Tim Alamenciak IMPRINTSTAFF
Icam\ thcir plan wa\ fmughtw~thfallure.T~ic~c,n~lntlusc;l\rrcaulrcs assstOcl. 22: tllueBaliOrpcn\e Allowanceford~,ul,thl~~c,~,nani (to record getting cock blocked by a most unscrupulous scoundrel)
How to make it quick, cheap and easy Kourtney Short
IMPRINTSTAFF A s p u rmd ths, you may altcadv hc t h n h n g >hour y , costume ~ for Ilalina~c'in H ynu'rc lilri mr, you habc no t m e , not murk money mC httir r x no arnrtic ablhr). Hcrr arc s~,tneq~u~l.,cl~i~~~andca~yI 1;lm~'~n Costume lrleas. Hallowc'cn IS an upportun~tyfor gcndcr-hcndmng. t o r cnample, some tnin tshc Ilalluwc'cn ;is an opportunqtocire\\mdrag 'lh~rcalqucruon $ 5 , how wII you mahi ynursclfar;iiid out among dl tbme Invcly ladx+ Tahethet\z,<,gentlen~m~n t h c p ~ ~ ~ ~ i as e~amples.Tlwfellow ~nthe mu-mu (on thc nght) ha5 gourds for brcasts, sakr - 11d e h t c l y made tnc look which not onlygmr the appcarancc o f t\mcc. an~pplcbut add heft that.ruclt~smply Yournay opttoweara (preferaldy) can'tsupply.Tl~efellow~nthe ha1 hn\ dirun~w~slicd lumsclf with t~stefull~ bluc bath robe w t h cotton balls atbortle. apphcdcycm.&up ;u~dz~fform-timng tachcd, rhowcrcap,ar~~l~spray p u ' d nevcr Awc\r ~t'\ partly cluudy drcss. with showers Another popular ploy 15 to w a r Thrift stores, such as Goodwll clotl~~ngfrorn yourpastl~feandcall I I ;mdV~llucVIIIagc,provideawralth of a cmtumc. Put on ;m old kurrtc unl\ not co\tutncs.'ll~happy fcllow m peen form and p,u'rc a ninja ( t h ~ 1s has put together a Icprcchaun's cosrecommendrd for wlmc bclis). Put tume from thrifi shop find\ and a on a n old Cathohc school onltnrm and you'reanaughty school girl. The duct mpe hat. Othcr popular thnft shop cosbcstcustumelsawIastyearwas;~man tumcslndudc&\cor~ueenorkineand wcanns a Clrl Cu~dc'sumfkm. It waI~arrlyl~~ngcnoug1~fi~rm~~dcs~'s r\ostln Powers.
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It's about time for an e-Smoke Break Ian Blechschmidt IMPRINTSTAFF
tiut~."lr'~.m:ii~u pli~lo\ophirnlhook that tnabrs ) o u wondw t h r u ~ ~ h w t j , hmcr lau&cr, why thc hell anyone Plrture tl~is:)oo'ri out\ldc on nctgadocs .mythmg, only I O reali~ethat IR 1 finoir, t h t i n Y o pb~loriiph~~~d lcttc brcak It'\ ~ o Imt.7hu'rzrurs o wmdcnngwhy 1s the ~n,,stpomrlcs Iiriok - Iut aiih ,harailer dor! prni lo Ing yourself fut u c a ~ ~ n;i g\us1 2nd endra\uur<,faU I~m o ~ ~ r / ~ , ~ ~ ~ i ~ h1,, yor~r/mronu/ lo~o/~b~~. ),u'x C U L W I ~ tlii weatherman fur Onr of thc more intrrcstmg asphhophj mot? hk? o m m Ilk olI~er8 ; h a \ - \ girulg i o u bad r n f ~ x n ~ a t ~ o n . BM You'renglit,~t'snorpluhsoYou scc s m ~ r h m monng g mrdr a phy. It's .i u,mung.'l'hi mml \ ~ r m m s I~n~kii~a~rri,n,l~~tonerun~rai,dm,~i c pnhlcm tarmg thc s u n l i d of o u r Ir~tnkc,xhcttcrIiii~k. ,Mofa\~iddcn, rpcncils nut&~ci.cd,war, fiumnc,nsq ylw'rc f.ac to hicc w l h ,I I,hrk, lralty ‘hens, 'hsc:m, <,"gl<,l,al,Xmm,ng-.r~~~dcril~iu~e~~f~~l~rnclrh.rll.~~cntl~~ ~r'sci,rnpleuq "When the last qxdcr 1x11,s to !on. O u r world 1i.a bccomc conI'd PCC m y d f human stops ~plcx,I'm not mrc dihere's anythmg Such 1s ~ h cunltkrly stuamm In we ran do to stop doomsday from laughing, the w h ~ r hthe characrcr h a w n only as sa~u~g,"That'\~t!Y~~u'rc~oo~lamncd kyle iindh hm~wltIn Hiff Mttchell's meter on huci,mplicnted T'm shutnng you new novella Smoke Rruk down." LnSmokeDmk, I<yle\cetn\ n, manity will be Thc acum rak~\place<,x,erasenes thmk thlh~\grent,tlmtrhcrc'sallthcse uf day\ 111 whlrh Kvle, whenmcr h r peopiew~thtlmrownhttli part todo switched off." ral.esahreal, fr, ,m work f w a u p t i ttc, and evcryrhulgworks beam~flillyllLe -BiffM~tchell cn~mgeb tllesm,rt-asacd.rpakrinc~,n nwcllhlcdmaclunc 'lhcprohlcm is, versanun about vh:rt ~tm i m i lo he r h machmc ~ doesn't work wcll at aU hu,nnn. hhtchrlli~~,neofngrow~ng~roup and theredoesn'tscen, tobcmybody Thr hardcr I<!-lelightsaganst thc of anlhors publislung cr,ntcnr clcrrunrnng a. 1 havc fsxnds who talk cc>nunclrumthat the sjxdir prcscn~s tromclll) mi thc memet. . h u t cr,n\plrnqrtheones,ahoutsmall (as it asks, simplv, "mhar are )on?") Il~~ngyourcrcd~rc;cd,vi,ucsi~b~ry groups ofpcopli runmng thc world the morc langml he brcomc\ m ~ h c \niokeAm~iP,ai\irrllas doicns ofothcr Bullslut! N h o d r ' s rnnmng~t.Thosr Ioglcd fallar! th:iris ru hc human 'I)k boohr, somng al ahout $lUS from \tnall gmnps we l u n g m g m fix dcar s p ~ d e r u n c m n g l y ~ ~ r , ~ nflaw ~ s ~afrcr ,ui ~ucl~pul~l~~l~ers;lsl:ct~cloriI'rc~~. You l i i e j i i s t b k e t h c r c ~ t < ~'IBewehof f~~\ tlawu~hi\ nn\wrel-c,until w c l l , riad srnpl! fill out thc ln~lcfom, and cornpliuty wi've cpan I S p~ohnbly thi hrx,l<. snbmt. Thcnnboul ;iday or su larcr, g < ~ l " g l ~ ~ ~ l eus,,,sta> s l r o , I<)k'\W'l> bl!tchcll, a'loronio n?the lhv~ug you rccclve acompresscdrtruchn~cn~ ofexcurcs d c v r q \ hmi the end. InFridrncton, descobrs .(/,ii,krIlmik In y~,urcn~d,wh~chrr,us~mpl~r ~mmp So,lpc\sI'rn,m thrspdcr's d c . as a s,mremwhch "thclend character :mdmda! Y<,u'reiheproudowncr<,t. IS dcvourtdbylus own lark ofconv~c- an c hooli. s e e MITCHELL on page 25
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KW Little Theatre presents a dramatic buffet Rachel Shugart IMPRINTSTAFF
fairly ineqxncncrd, but calm allout w~tl~chx.atcrdcvck,pmcntsndn~ore lrsslr suspcndcd in umc, as he e\astmght f.rce. thi \trc\\c\ <,t-un<lenaktngrespons~- w t h thcauhpct. IIeqxleIhehnefness plores thc ~dioryncraaieaof the unlAlthough McGood thmk\ that, Ixhiy for their producnons and rc'm 01 1he1~1ay,ttRere1srert,~~nlynolack~,f rcr\c.Al~fcchangingeventfrom h ~ s "l'copk who :irr inmhcd m theacre Forihoseof)oo wnh shcirtattcnuon lo he ahlc tu Ict thcir c r i a u v q lake depth here. T h s Ir I<c:rrn\' iir5t scn ch~ldhoodplgucs himas hcstru,~lcs will g ~ Bt lot mwc OUI of 11;" the spans, \\hi, .more or fidgct hcude co~~rtol,dc~~~~tcu~~,rI.~~~gt~~ rlosequxous play, huvmngpriv~ou4yonly wr~t- to cscapc from tlic ncvcr~cndinggnp profusion ortheatncal termswill take y o u r d ~ r dunngthe o t y p ~ ithr~lr~cnl l tcrs wrh mch <Ififel-cnt;mshcv r s a x x nnd hx5 tirst nrne rnrcctt ~ cotnedy, n of English clas\ norhmgawa! fmmrhcM;mr,u\mysproducuon, the Kxchrilir Wz~erloo Wbin thr I<ii~nStop, 1.r :I turbulcn~ ~ngwlthKV1 IT. 'I'l~emost cxpcrmcetl d~rcctoiof l'm/mor t q of Waood/~ecker1'/iitcr?i*il~~~l 1.1lIle'l'lheatrc (KW'IJI) hdr jnsr tlii ponra!al of h u h m d and wffe, wnt\Vnttiii:u~ddxrec~ecl l,yAle\ Toloi, thc tn<~,Kr~b~VcC;<x,d~\pn,durzngn 11,~,~,,~2bh"#.~. r h r g for you ten .md dxicrcd hy Kcarns. The plq a mxth student at thc Clmvcrsitv of play h r Douglas C m r n called R t , k Onr Act \Yiil.cnd~s a rrtrrshliig I )nc 4a Play \Vcckcnd\ \lmwr'~se h ~ c i i ~ c ~ ~ ~ n h o \ v : i ~ ~ ~ u p l c ~ ~Waterloo, w s a p a rDl ,u ~ p i ~ L e m \LW\ - aqutrk! i l ~ / m ~ . T1110stm~ist~riilUy~xi~11~cd, lx andtastyl~~teofrommuntt! tlmtre. It twoto€outpl;iys thal are,yo;ougnessrd :ind how 1oi.c docm't always havc a and amuvngdurl of ,xtmn. &fix Achon also lwb the largest cast I S showugat thcT11cK~g~sny'Ihcamc x,rmiacl Iong.Tlusuwkcnd thcfwe happycndii~g.Alrhoughtheddopc A first umc &rcctor and thc s o and inchales, anrung orhcr tlunga, ;i unulNovcmhcr I 'l'dets can he re~svanedandnrw.a~~da~~I~~ector~Lhkc drq%aI,llat t~mcs,tbro\cr-:&llcffcci caliril,"b.~byr,t~hcpmdun!oii,"Tolo\ m u s d numhcr :md a choms Imr. sen.ed t h m q h theCenacinthcSquare Kcarm say\, " T i [ p u j don't hkr onc ~\rinr~rcat~dbcii~~i~bl~ i \ ~n\p!reChv Slasqhtn says h ~ play s IJpmanoualy funny, cle\ er and fastbox ufficc,ortl1ronghK\F'.'U~;it886 tI~lng,there's;~px,dcliance[you1wll T h c I . ~ u n e r I ~ u s ~ n e s s g r d m d f i r ~I Itn i * i e ~ l ~ r v ~ , m thctumofiv~ntdr,rs d paced, R554;icActm, ~rrcrcrcntlycr (1600. I l k son~crlungcl\r" ycar[~r~~fessorcl:~~rns hc prcfcr\wn~- ~ndcedhave ;r I<mt V o n n q p I W ~ . piores c v q thc;~u~cdgcnrcan~ldicl~e T h i lhrce~llrectorsarc w o n g m d mg short p1.y bccm\c hey dml less W'r follua Rohen Adams, hopeh o w n to man, allwhfle rnamta~n~ng rshugart@irnprlnt "waterloo ca -
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slgnnture weapon. Subtract a tcw hmbs, add a d;rih of \can. muuc and lei \&mmerunt~l all hell breaks loosc. As far as honor fdms go, 1 b 1 r . w Cbiiimm kf/iiriiccri (2001) ir p i Ihr way 1l i k ~'an: well don' Thedebur fenture film ofdlrector Marcus N~spcl,t h r rcmcarnauon of the ongmd 1974class1cisgnsly,gmesome md engrossing. Once rt gets gmng, thc tcnslon docsn't Irt up and vou find evrT muscle of your Imdy clenched hy the end. Jf you dun'tget frcakedout, you'llat Icast bu~xosacd out. Thc rcmahc ha\ plcniy d h d y partslospare,amI leavrsplcnty more to the mag in am on. As .I f m of thc horrorgcnrc,I ddn'r1rar.e the theater dlsilppotnted (or wlth much of X I
Rob Passero (bass, left) and Marco DiFelice (vocals) play for an unfortunately small Bomber crowd on Friday night.
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There's sometlvng terrhly upsrttng ,,hour I'V students Don't gct tnc wrong, ~t pcoplc dccldc to only support munstrcam artists, rhar's thcit p r c r o p t r c , but cimc,npeople,wcgctv,m~qu&iyacr\ showmg up to play here and fewer thm 21 pcr~plrgo1 I'm sure thwr who sttindcd la5t Fnday's Supergarage shouf at the crowd Uombcrdidn'trnind t h sm,d ~ loo much though, cyxcially when smgrr Marco D~Fellcecamc out and \h;lrcdhslovelyfrurt~vcl~~ frut trqwnh thc audicncc.
rathcr than iwitsrdome. domlnattd Basvsl Kob I'asseroplayed n lur of neat, crramr nffb 'l'hcrr wab somcrhmg that #ave ,I fcw of thi wng, ;r \ka f i i l it may ha\ e been that the mcli sr,undwa\ \ n upbcat. DlFehce uas a super-enerpitc s i n g r . I lr and p m m s t Adam Mott haimg some fun uith echoes and orhcr vr~c:rlrffccrs In a few ,,f thrtr song\. Thrv playid mostly mngh ft-om theiriirstnlhum~nthehr\~ hslfnfthi show, gomg back to thar past thl-ee album5 f k th~la\th;llfh.l.nry~~frhrtr
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