2003-04_v26,n17_Imprint by Editor Imprint

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7,2003

What do you think of the Bomber bombshell feature?

Joe Atanas 3A speech communications

(head shake) "No." Paul Ironstone radio studies

"Two thumbs down!" Jay Grove 4A blochemistry

MikeDuffy english RPW

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By Andrea Kerswill & Adam McGuire "Sincethey're bombshells, how come their clothes arb still on?" Justin Barnaby and Alex Hicknell 3A pre-optometry and 2A planning

"No girls, no guys that are taken." Katie Lonergan, Rebecca Taylor, Steph Gorner, Kinga Jakab ZA polltical science, 2A psychol~ ogy, 2A health. 2A computer engineering

"Is it supposed t o be a singlesad?" lgor Prelic and Justin Carnmarata 1A kineslolagy and 1A recreation and leisure

"Ithink they're AoK!" Arda Ocal 4A radio studies

Mai Almardini 3A Molecular Biotechnology

Mai is a 21-year-old scientistto-be who loves t o read. She says that the Harry Potter series is tops on her list when it comes t o choosing a favourite book. But don't be fooled by her mild mannerisms, this adventurous Aquarius also enjoys rock climbing and hiking. She cites personality as the key t o choosing her friends and significant others, as shesayssmart guys w i t h ambition are definitely sought after i n her books! Look out gentlemen, next week it's your turn t o be featured.

Preston Manning joins pulpits with parliament Reform Party founder spends Hallowe'en discussing faith and politics at St.Jerome's university

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While all the kids were off trick-or-treating, Preston Manning gave UW the Hallowe'en gift of cutting rhetoric

Spending in Feds general office budget goes unjustified Kmberly Mackhan - -IMPRINTSTAFF

council who were no1 s;utsfi,l aith thc lacli<,flu\ufic;im,~nforkmcrai ofLllhkc thc l'cds'scrim-SKI? hudgrl, 6cr budget lines. IIe bcl~cvcsthat thi theFed\'gcncr;il~,ffici hudcctcmxm tn.unpnhlem wnh rlregcnerxl oifire ucs tu retnnjn unnpproved l y mctn I d g e l tc (hat ci,uncd ha, not bccn hcr\oftlir ~tudcnts'coat~c~l.Ttic(~() ~ p i m ~ d cwlth d e\phn;~lmn\fix Ihc hudgel,a\ 11 ~rcomtnonlyre<~nid to, nutnhir5 .icrounrs for monc) spent lw ctnlr:d "1 mn conccrnid ; h u t ;dbrdgcr ;idiium\tr.mm and as rclatcd sen ICPS. It was tncliallv rilcciid at rhrJuh 13 hncs m rhr gcneml orfire ~ h ; uarc m r,,unrll meetfng 2nd a Slructural crc:rdhymorctl~an1Operrent from nudgct Problems Cnmmftlee was atnickto;tddrcss rhr mucrnral hudgct pn,blcma. 'l'hc Stucn~r;ilUudgcrComnurt~r ripmtcd rlirlr fm&ng\ to counal in Sepicmhcr and s niw budget was resuhmttted at last nxtncfl's mcrung Crmncd howcrcr lust quorum and consequently,Feds are s~illopcratmg wr.lthoot the budgct hcmg pashcd. Almost fourmonthslater,the(;O budgct will go back t,, council for app~ov:datthcnixtstudcnts'cout~c~l meeung. The four key financial problems Asofprorluctmn ~imeihe(:h~urr,f revealed by Members of the thcSRPLR,17edsV~cr-P~es>cIet~t AdSBPCR on the budget were: minl\tratmn and b ~ n a n c e Dave Capper, sull had not rc\pondcd tu questionsal,outtheoperatingc~,\tsm the budget. One of the stated erpcnscsmclu~lesam1sccllaneous86,500

whch includes a Feds' "full time Chnsmas staffpart)."

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\vn\ among thc miinhcn of \tudinr

Service-side under-spending.

Tn2001, rheFcdsscmce-sidebud@ had a surplus of ovcr $100,000. Math Co-op Counc~llorRobert Ewaschuk

"[We should have] enough to ensure that the businesses are not, in fact, costing the organization." -Robert Ewaschuk Math co-op councillor

Some Fed businesses are not able to cover the business-side portion of the GO expense.

(;round Zin,,Copy I'lus,Sruops m d \uss~eshave no1 pmtid profits h r h r c thrKc:i.lrcral ofticecrpene uncc 1W7. Fed\' bu\mr?scs arc tunnmgn loss ,,t w c r $220,000. "'lhr g n c r d officc 4x,uld be slirunh a\ much a\ porvblc, imaLng rhc bus~nrssrsgel rhetr o w n nccrmntant\, for clample, m d thm errors In LIILspht won't bc such :r b~gproblem."sa~d r?wed~uk, " I l n p ~ ~ f i r . ~busmesses blc need to hc rlealiw~th;(;n~undZcro first, uthcrs I.&..>>

bchcvcs that I~rtleornooeoftheFcd~ "L'C'' wmccvdr budgctrhould becovered Feds not reporting againsttheir own budget. hv the h u ~ n c \ s51dc. "IWr shodd

Service soendino decreased bv 19 per cent while student fee revenueincreased by 20per cent. ~

Sturlent feescoUcctcdin1994represented almosttwo-thdr ofthc beds sctvm-sdebudget. In 2002, however the mandatory student fces collected from undergraduates represented less than onehalfof the service-side budhxt.

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\houlil hc d x m t t c d to council f ~ n appminl, r?wa\chub t l m k ~ ~tshould onll bcmbmmrd tocouncil liworcr

O~hcrmcmbirsofrt~cI~edsburlge~ c,,tnm~ttce-(i,un~~U<~c\ Rhkc R o w man, IJeter hlensmga :nd\Vdl H.undton -wer e not nvaflahlc f& cornmen1 "I am dad that VPAF (:q,pcr has worked \o hard on rhc budgets," sad Helmer. "I l i i,bmou.rI~wants tu du thr r@t thmg, Lvin whcn 11 IS

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kmackhan@imprint.uwaterIoo.ca

UW mourns Dr. Michael Bird Bianca Tong IMPRINTSTAFF

e n p j e d photography, lhc ounloors, nons ~ncludcworkr on rchgmn . n d and many d~fferentcultural h o d s . tilm,htcrat~~rcatidmu.r~c,fi~llsrt:o~d furnmre dcs~gn. H ~ sunlved E byhswift,So\;m

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UW Food Services asks Feds to reconsider Tim Hortons proposal for Ground Zero Timmy's offers a special design for student clientele Sanelle Dempster SPECIALTO IMPRINT

Members ofstudent's cuuncd wfi tin& ket to vote on a 24 hour 'l'm tlortonr proposal cre.rted h, I'ood

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"We remit to the ~nrtialprnposnl to locate n Fimd Semceb ~ , p c n t r i i T ~I m i o n m s ~ thc n Feds an Ground /,em lilsl term operating O n Vikdncsda!, Srptcnrber 24, at~xlcnt\unIheFoixl h~l~-x,ryHmatd surplus, rcquc\tcd that L h d S e n ~ c e sremw Food Services :~ndtr-\ul,nura~xwpn,pusaltot cds. 'I'm Hortom 1s dcmmcimji that thc retains umvetuti \ct up 2 l,rlsrruIrfnre Auvery little." ga\tDO,2004.1Y;lththetoodSenwx\' -Mark Murdoch conltacl bemg up for rcncwal, thi D~rectorFood Services nm\ersity ~oulilI o \ e ~ ~ s TFI<,rlon\ m fr:mch~~cs~recmeni. Sytnpmnm I'lmtauon franclrnc hourc\er wll a l w hr mbmnt~nga o sirernatwe propos.d frx thc Ground /.en, space. I1 la onc of thc rn.w mymn,mtmoes t h a ~m&i~l'\coun d wU dccde upon at next co~mcll mrcungon Sunday, Noietnbcr 9. Ground %crodnrc~;llutchcnw~th the U n r n l m .md thc otiqnul h o d Sc~rrcspmposaldid not ad<In.s\ the t<>con:il,hr\ o f i l ~ hmhcriurrlreil i unui I<,q x r i t r ~ t s.i~p.tr.mt ~ o & acri~rcn,~~nlcr,tl~,og\i~lr 1b.11i>fa'Illn Hi,rnms ' I nln pnqxwng that lhi ' l ' ~ t ~ ~ H ~ odb ~ t !IN r ~<~; ~t <~~ s~ ,~m~l c ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

In last week's story "Symposium cafe proposed for Ground Zero space," it ~~r~,l~',~~,l~l~l!tll,~~~,~~,",,,r~*s,"~~~~~l was reported that Sympoh l ~ ~ r l . i l ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ c l ~ , ~ ~ r ~ c t ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ f ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ r ~ sium would charge the "Thcl,i~cl,inai,ul~lhclrtt~nr.ai university a $40,000 fee to to ~ L l 1 7 , ~ ,II,,. ~ l ~ n,,,,~t,~, ,,,,cI 5,,,llc cover their costs. Symposium ,l,,,,~d,,%,,l ,l,<-<~l<\~,,,r,,,,,lli,<~'\l,~ would actually charge Feds \\<>Uid I>< T C < ] l > l l < < ~ $40,000, not UW. 'I nt, ~ t ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ lbt~ W~Y ~- ~ ~ r t ~ r ~ ~ o t ~ l ~ i "

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Svm~osium:too riskv for student fees ddIzr\ I,) r e m x , ~ t ~l yucc. ~ ~n thc .imo.d p q m c n t I,,il>iI rds ufrhi \umpon l~c<l5\~~c-~,r~,,'~~,lr',~l",,!7,~lr~,,,~,,lI~~~p~~~,fruinung;i~occc\\li~lrxri-tlr~s Srca~el-,,l$21)Jli10,,i4niOpircinf ,,l From the news writers' desk L (:appcl-,lh,~sdci rltlmr :in,und, w t 4 ~ h 5~c d <. m the u m ~ r ~ s ~ .ord t ~ tiii.mcc,l).n ' ~ 'I'hc (;twmd % c m 5 p ~ 1,i onf i <I~ouzd opid n lmrlt pI,w f ~ chi 1prqmum1~, t h ~ s p ,n~x\ n r u d d hi:ii Universities ismru.dt,, 1 d\. %em,slucz 1liit,nmcluddnl h n r \ ' s ltthic-iira~nrwants much ,~~$711,000 Thc o n l v c r q p n , tlxy , .rl~oulcl m<,ri \pace on c , ~ ~ n p m F,,I SIX !car\, tms of fhnii\ands , , t ~ ~ o ~ a i ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Hurt<,n\m ~ ~ 2 d - l or ~ bub~~;lv ~ ~ u rrranclitre, T 1 1 ~hut ~ rli.it chdn't U ofT'5AIcx I<trner,,in mgam,rr doll.w, m n n n rer~mdablcmcmlxr unrl, our. Nuw 11 mcludci a b ~ m p look for cp.~ccoutvdi of ~ h cST.(: stops rhc s u h d y o f s tallcd ~ h SI.C, c oiPn,icssurN,,rnun Inrkclrtnn'i hlr~ri~~vir,th~re~\l~~~lereas~,n fort\xo \ h ~ pfees h a w pn>ppidup i h i Prds' s,"mc'lfi busmcsh w t h m d c n l ies. and gves \,sn tu t h c c;impu\ Iwt Monday, not-for-pnh corpor,mon\ to com SI .Crcsr;iurunt,(;ro~~n<l /,em. Now, thi Fcdr ai leest $20,000 pcr yc;w m 4 mqo7 sellmg p < m ~of t Sympc w d t h a ~II d T ' s S A C did 2 \cry slum i s thc brand name, w h r h the thc I d 5 C X K U ~ I W U1611tto ~ n hun k pcrcmthcfr,~,darnrlcrI~u\lners,espc- ihirough lob m "prcvcnung thc revenue. dreds of thuus;ind\ of dollars into ,I 'Thc Rd\'cxcrutive proposalfrxa Lrcculivel~~~pewillg~~,wantecsucccs\ clall!-when the monopohst (rhc u n shi,uuc~gandcha~~sfh;u happened" new &x,d \cn.ice !<lea-an U P S L ~ L Syrnpost~~m, Supportcrsofrhi proposal are runher ucusm) a hc;wdy rc~mlatrd. o n rhr othcr hand, ~lunngRnk~lstao'slecturi..~tLIV('. c;&icallcd Sprnpos~un~ -r;dicr tlran 1,) pmmrsing \upl><>nersoftheSympos~um swcrtcning thc ,leal 'l'hi wodd pro .m upacde caii with reR x thr fir51 umc ~n years, the duccd pncm In the SI.C, ~ncrc;rscrhc allnwlng the umvcrsq t o run ;1 24I<,mcr-fhan-sranda~dS y m p o \ ~ u m pmposal have a bartlc plan .md thcv McMastrr Stialents Unwn has hour T ~ r nH o m m ~n the spxce. h e l r i c ~t will w-ork. 'l'hc pnhlem I S prlres. B~sically,Svmpomm wan1 \ a \tudcnt k c ml,s~dyIn the \hart tcrm, pmposcd to support rmc of thc h t l i rhc unmcrsllj and tlic f'cd, that rhcyarc t i g h ~ n g mI I O I I C C C S S ~ frrnchw~nd~ (;%c \pare s o badly rh;rt nnd Ikerprhr C h u n d Z c n , spare unc;m&d;nc\m thcl lamlion mun~ct\ccm to ogl-ee that rt.nw:mon\ are wnr.Tl~rir~not~vcs;aini,hlc hutthe~r thcyarrwll~ngtoIcr Icd, unbct i w h derl~cds'c~~ntn~l pal clrcnonwhc w d l h ~ contcnd~ng reqiured n, m . k thc Ims~nessattracplrn15 ill cimci~vc~l.'l'hrbasrc q w s 11sfurnm1.i. l o v m i , flh5 should h i hnC vealiy, conno1 of thc \pare thnrward I \rat. tlir to m ~ d c n i s .Tlrr S!mp<~,~um q q x , m t t " I h thc maln >\suefor supawarn~ngtl~al llwtsa fc,ulp~,,r,f~di.~uon I\ t h s : Ts A S ! mpuslorn c . k thc hrccctiruudcnrc~~uncilm~c~~ng~! most mnqxmrnr i l h g ih;n Feds ran p q x m l q w c r t h ; ~ t t h i F e d ~ pf'v m thxt hasn'r h c c n kc15 prootril p ~ t ofc Synpmnml. ~ rhi University of Wrstmm Onr e w i .~uon\:ind o s s u m r rhi. nil, of 'I'll' <;r,>uml/m,, SIpKc 15 n<,t <In, IF not, shouldn't wi rpcnd vour Tn t l r i s I . ~ t ~ \ t \ h r i nIn ~ \l l ~r r p r m tario Iastcdirimll .r.nr. amouon f.durc; he Tim Hurrrmi pn,pmxI o n tnorc lnqx~l-fan1 rual b.mk tor auimiom!, thc f i , , n t ~ \ u c d ; r v d b ILSLCwed 11 <mlyw ~ e studcnr n, rhmm;~tcthc \<,ilngp<,wer of lequlws tiirr rhc onlrir'4c pi tor 19'17.I~,rthlmv ~ . t r ~ I d ~ ~ wt w f Idh i ~ rhlng\; tcr,,tc,rv. (1째C W"dd 'd,l,<,\~ lI,,"l\ bcnatr and Hmnl 0 1 ( h e r n u r s ~-cnoi.m,,nr.md a\wme tlrr tisk <,f thai r , l , f a i n ~ n ~ s p a c c ~SI.(:i\nnu ( ~ T r , ~ ~ ~ r ~ ~ i Z c r ~ ~u,~Frcl ~~ lw~t~ , ~ ~ e r , ~ ~ c ~Jle s s e F. Helmer ~~rhi rcpresenlnl!rrs rirdtcil . ~ s h . ~"17rp f.riluri. In a r m \ 0 1 nsk ru I d , , thc pm of rhc 1,iA' m l w m , p e r l ~ . ~ p i th.u \pa<' W N lhc cp,tcc,ippc.r. t<' ' \ r t s c,,-,,pcot~nc~Ur,r;tnd .I iOill. i ~ r u v r r i q p ~ , p mIaS bkcwmnmS~l~e l s o ~ r i i ~ v l ~ r r r a h c a ~ l ~ ~ < s t r ~ ~ ~ q slx t nc\\rnl~nl d c n t ~ to I eds. h) ilsiwi,uld dmcror ofthi Frdcr:ium r f I<"~c" .md \ r ~ m n r h t r rbztmd cnwnnga& Staiienrs. r u p p l tcis of thi p n , p o d o h ocate U s n \'oung dYorh lawprofcss<x, 'I'll' U"I\ e w t > pmp<,,,,1 ,"ch,<le\ e ~ oppor~umty ~ ~ C v~,~lcol~ol c C O ~ \pcnd~nghimdreiis uf rhr,o\.ind\ r,l has ch;dli.ngcii thc h l i d ~ a l .rrl

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UW professor receives $200,000 for faculty of science Tzana Galeta

m u n m ccrhgy o l l r e e himg p r c m and a1 the hcnch, .md whme acc,,mrcl.ircd toismcs of pmvcuon oilakes ~~,.~.T~yI,,r,wh~~r.icda\da~oi,,icr pl~~hmcntsarela~cl!rcrp~,nuhlcf~,rnnd nvers ;and thc promsmn orclean Canada Sl00,0lJil m 2002, has c<,llabor,~ted thi, awanl.'' dnnkmgwztq" sadl'sylor. wthPn,fcss~,r[effHudsonmdrml Taylor p n m l m thaf the rnoncy 'l'aylor also expressed thc ImporLnX;profcssorWillt;mmTayI~~~,nssoc~Prime MlntsterJcan ChrCumw-dl atr d c r ,,f sclrncc fol graduate htud oping a techmquc that measures thr will cimideral~lyhelp his program. tanceofd~,c;~ungfundstounivers~t~r berep1aced:rs Lbcral leaderatthc ~es,~s:~moogthcrcc~p~cnr\~~fthr new surncc pc<grams,andthat suchluck releascof&ssolved "Mmtoflhe02MIK Novcmbcr 14 I.fberal convcnmon Canada Research Chars who ulll rc- phosphorus from Iper annum]will be may be mnmng out. "Science la a by I'ad Marnn, who has already ceive Funding hy the federal p v c m -Science is a used to cover my entire or s t 7 c powerhouse of rcsearch at UW bewonthesupporrofmost delrgatcs. mint.Taylor.wh~ts,risu thc(.anacla fracnonrrcd pl;miL a:dnn- and ovcrhcicl ciuscofthraucccssof~rsficultymcmF~~restH111bcramcrhr iirsrwzrdc\* b~nins~curmgrxternalrc~c?~ch fundRcscarch(.harinImmnol~,gy,ha:,bccn ton communlt>cs. powerhouse Of a,sts,huramodcsr vlllilgernCnna~iron'1'~tcad~y~s thc mng :md ;mracting cxccllcnt p d u a t e He also pays parresearch at rcmmdcr wdl a\awanled $200,000 a ycsr f& thcncxt central Toronn, nc~ghhourhood smdcntc," e\pl;lmncd Taylor. "That tlcular mtcrats to sist a;datycxpcn\cs scrcn ycars, w h ~ can h he renewnble m~uduccdlntcmelse~~lnab~ut ;quaocrcology,~n because of the fix gmd~mtc, and success is threatened bythcpressures indetinrtclr;, 2nd Ire will ,dm acqurc 50 stores. of mcreased undcrvraduate 91 122,790 from thcC:m;~&mf'~~undu cluclingnutnmtdy Success of its help refurn~shm) The Bush administranon has an ~nn,lmcntacoupledw t h budget cuts, lion for l n n o v ~ o o n ~ ~ r r c s e i lznfrar c 1 ~ ndmlcs,plankn,mc lab. The C.Fl/OIl' nounccdplanstoliftitr 6vc-month loss of faculty posluons, ~nadcquate structure suppon. faculty moncv wdl KO lo hmd wchs. m r a m han on h e catrlr m p m s from space and mcrcuhcd mob~htyof the members." major pteccs of "hnce classes tirst began 111 1957, cc~~logyandtl~et.f.t Canada. of contam~nants. we have grown mn, m c of (inada's William Taylor equ~pmcnt rhatw~ll m~,~tsuccrssfulfacultyrnembers.7hat

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prcnxcrc hcicncc programs," oorcd GeorgeDixon, deanof F C I C ~ C C ."Scl~ cncc at\Vatcrloo I S known forexccllencemteachmg,rcscarchandtechnoqr,r, tmndfer. Stndents areattracted to Imth our innovatlvc ;md tradluonal undergradustc and graduate prop x n s , fhe breadth of .~cadcnnco p t ~ o o sand ipcc~ahzauons." A\ amen~l,erofthedcparrmcntr,f htology, Taylor 11;~\pcclal rcscarch inrcrcst~m thc ~ x p l ~ ~ and mcornn

s a d , I am hupeful thzt t h c c~h d UWbiologyprof hc u e d by all the Taylor IS c~verInternational lcngea wll he met." strong group of pped by the hon11cconImgtothescicnccfmdywcl~ our. "1 fcclveryhraquaucrcolopstsat J.eaders of a jobless protcst movcs~tc,UW\\uencefacdtycurrentlyhasa tunate to have reWaterloo. Thls mrntrallied th<,ua;undsofprotesttcachingsaffof 125 members,ovcr90 ccmcd the award because the hlology goupy,cs bythc;un,n]n~lJ\T'AEC;." ersonTuesdayagwrst~b~ntina's oer centofwhch havc I'hIl's.'lheun'llncresearcl~pro~ectthatw~il bendepartment has many ;~ccmnphshcd I'rcsidcnt,N\ic~u,rI(lrchncr,aslung drrpd~~llestudent/facuIc).~ho~s19:l efitfromthe fun&nlmadlrx;uninc thc faculm who arc d c s r n r m ~ C s u c han the government to provide more an~lthcav~~~t-y~iV.~cnc~das~ha~ awilnl," s a d Taylor of tus faculty phr,sphnms cycle of lakes aml nvers asslsrancc forthe unempbycd. a~~c~~fl50~mdmnis.The~aencefa~~lh "Ha~mgahc:~vyload~,ftcach~ngan~l nndthefateofbacterramsurfaccara A Russ~an-bornAmerican wrll rcn. "Both hncs of riwarch scldress has recewed rescxch h n h g worth ;idmini\tra~~ve work in atidmon tu a rcplaceMkh.ul I(hodorkov\ky:b\ $21.8~1lllli~~~1rhL5y~iv,wh1chi~~w11~x~presearch p r o r a m , It I\ my p d u a t i iiindarnentalq~~rst~onsaboutrtrew.~y thr nrwchlrfcncuuvc<,f str~drnrswh~,;~rcfrr,t~tl~i~c~nthefiel~l aq~i;roiecos!stnrrs\~~orkbut;mck,.rcly <XI glmi Yulio\. ~nil,at~led

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tlc~rcnpcoplcd~ida~~drh~,usand\ were taken tu huspmlanh brcarh~ng &fticuluc\ d t e r a \w-arm 01 p s s h u p p c r s ~nvadeda town m crnrraiSud;m. Gcrtmin Ikfcncc Mim\lrr Peter Simck dfsmmed an army general furpramngaspcc~h by a con.rcnr;iuvcln~~mhk~rw11~~wi\si\ccuicd~~f ;mu Scmiu\maftcrc~,mpar1~1gII~c acur,n\<,f]ew\~n~heRus.;i;un rmolin!<,nto those of the N a r ~ s .

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Rob Byron t~,r~ner(.h~~F,i~itn~~~~si~i~ lfvc OfficrrCx thr (hr) ol \Y ,~iirIooI wmerrj.xc~iluirU~rrrlr,rr~fhilax~renn~l Admlm\rrioon, \YLI K~storlngwnfidenrc In C ~ I VI dI , tiscd wyxmshIL Mikc Kerrigan m ,vo~nng~ociccmaan,lpn l'ormcr kcds VP Internal. ~,~,t,L\~~f~~~l,l~,lt~ currcnt p r c d c n r of IlVl Edwin Laryca P ~ > ~ I ' S . I I C ( ' O I.,ti\ ~ \ C\. C~ llip:~rtn~zn~xl 11c.idd Ian \\'!I1 rl-c;mi I ~ ~ ~ l r l - q u m u r b kL,Xqe\ :tr I3l,,c, ,I. .,,llc<,I~t,,'kt,t 1,<,t,\m<'CY,>L g l . ' t S , \ C I I ~ \ ~ ! v : i l l ~ l l ~ C ' , i l l ,hlr I I L . ~C , I ~ ~ I Unncl \ ncn ~ L I I I II O ~ ILLIIILL~~\~

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ably), whch IS untmc. Neverthelr\s, F.metadoesnotsecmataUbothered s "Sure, thc donat~on Another concern w t h the mourn by h ~ rxclusmn. may hc thatothrrsmdcntcan~lidntes would haveb~.cnruceandw<,uld have arcommedfrtm the fund~ng,m,mclu& madc things easlcr, but I managcd to mg Nicholas Ermcta, a UW 5mdcnr put togcthcr a fairly p,od camp+ run-gfor W'aterlc,c,rc#onal council onaconscmamve styled budgct," said as a reprercnrmve for Camhndgewho, Emera,addlngthat h c ~alsorchcved s ~rorucally,wa\thc ongnal crczror of LO chcape the suspmon some votcrs thcmonon. l2deyclaunrdm anc-mad mrghtfcelo\ erprix~atccontnhuur,ns. "Many rcsldents ~n Cambridge are that Ermeta was not funded hecausc he "pullcdout" (of thc race,presun~ also cntical of Gtchenrr-Waterloo

and Skrzydlo] that have studcntpol~~~caatrluspo~ntandmaybex~mcfr~endlyplatforms should be grvcn what su\p~cmusof mc recetvlng a theopportunity toget cmpay,m funddonatton of anythmg bascd m K-W ing, and evldencr that this m m e j I S and what I might owe them latcr," indecdgolngtofundacampagn[. ..j s a d Emetd. "I wouldn't want to bc should hc reqrured hefore themoncy m that stuatmn." 1 s given out," he said. As far as shady dcalmgs go, We w~llsee after Sunda) whether Ewaachuk madexclearthatrlusa not or not hawng a correlauon to UW nn examplc of rdmmrmg frrends, and tivat thew nrc no s t n n p attached to melicquals a right to their fundmg, butKerngma certain thatltls worth Kerngads and Skrrydlo's monetary thc cost. ' l h s year's mumc~palcamgifts "Othercandidatcs IthanKcmgan

~~aph;~sgrneratcd;~lotmorcmrerest on campus than ~ h last c campqq, partly becausc cand~datcsclosely connccted to IJW are runrung," s a d I(ernpn. 'Without studlent engagemen~~nmun,upalp~,hbcs, ourvoices aren't heard and our concern5 zcn'r dwxssed at (:qCouod.Theamount ~~k,wconsidmngthebencfitdenvrd for smdenrs."

PREMlERlNC IN THE NUVEMfBER 28 S ISUE Uf IMPRINT

T'was two months before Christmas and all through the malls. .

FACTS OF LIFE a beaunfd n@t. I Ic:mccl our my door m the unseamnalJ! n.um wuther and gared u p and down my srrect. Sounds of laughtcr tilled thc rught and mmngled w t h the s m d of pumpkrns aglow to br~nghackch~ldhood mlmnrles uf 1 Idlowc'cn As I watched the lmle tnd-oruc:&tcrsrun up anddown thc \Irceteyes glazcd over m a wgar-rush/nplate combo - and handed oul hrtesizcdmorscb ofhappmc\s, onc thing came tomnd:only 54 \hoppmngdays nntll Chnctrnas. 1 hnuw whar you'te thinkmy "whytalk;hut Chmmws whcn it 1s only thc h e g n m S oCNo>rmhrr?' Although the ~ r u e s p ~ n t o f C h m r

w n . I rcmimhrr izri acll ~!mtlf wi wcicn't set up fat Ctinsrma\ In l'hanlqivmq, a h c h talics placc muphl) 10 weeks brfore Ctrn\tm:i\, wc wcri beh~nd. Chn\im,isp.i~.~dcsarc buraarek ;away -ivhcri S;lnt.i wdl nuke h15 appexancc onil scncl lhds mti, a frenz) OF wish h l i and unrcarorr.hie e\;pcct;itmns. Soon 5nnt:~and h ~m s . q clvcs will \el up \hop 10 malls across North Amcrlca, tlmd mtcandy C a l l E b and chargeobsccnc prfces to be photographed w ~ l h chddren Santa', got to gci paid sumchow, nght? Ihoscwh~,don'rcclcl~rateChnstmas can sull reap thc henetits of the season - crowded m d s , cheesy muslc, eg nog all around and m d mght madnrss (whodoesn't lovc the o p p o r m n q to \hop till nudnight?) Forthose that do, t~mc'\awasnn'. Therearc cards to be rcnrarnd decorstions to he hung. Prcsents a, buy and s m g tohe wng O h a a l a h l a l a . . . let thc w t w n bcgm

Local democracyflies under the radar

h r l h t t i ~ c t u mini I C C C L ~ ~ ~ ~ I I ~ O T ~ \tucienr\ (curl-entrndvcrrrerent) .ate rnnnmqto rrpw,ini \ludcnr+.md the C O I I I I I I U I ~ I ~,a\~ amll~~irarcitrcr~unr~l. Sleptrcn Shriidl,, xn Ward 4, D a \ d Uellh.iu\il- i n \ X . d 5 and I\hlic I<crnq:;uni n \Y;iril 2 1\11 rhlcc h n i e presenrcdwcli ~ll,,q$t-ou~ ~d~asnnd vlsa,n\ tir\Yatcrli,c and cach haa an clcn~ons~ccm~oherhiclccionlequ~va lrtrtofthe old battvauntth.itwe h ~ d e ~&@~n~turtr,ry~,r~oluntc~raz~~lro~nmuruty mvdx enlcni al U\Y, and heyond. I would hc pmud to bc repre\enled by any~,rtllern;rtciqcouncd. \1C'h~lem;my1,fthe'aa&uonal'c~n& day role ~nour lives than d ~ much e dates twre trottdoutbland bcormdes hgh:herproflcppro\~ncxd<,r fcderdlcvah,ut"~mqb;~cku~l~as~cs"or"deanels. Ifthcfederalorpr<,vtnci$fi,vernmgupCityH~l"Sli~-i.~~~U~,K~~llhauser and Kcrngan have offered detdcd mcnrs d~ssppcared,one rn~ghtnot plan5 and clear 5trateges. notlccunul taxreturns f a k l t u urnve Perhaps~t[\ also uschd to consrdcr or onc needed to malt thc EK Rut ~f the altcrnatmes. Judy Greenwoodthcprl~agrwasleft rothngon thecurb Spcers,ncan&datc1n\Vi~rd2,~1ate~I at and water stopped c o m q out r,f tlk a community Cvum thal she would taps, I thnl, peoplc wouldgct o n the phonc pretty damned qulcMy to dccre~tc;tmandat~~t~alywld~rc~~qof tcnrnts ~felcctcd.ScortJr,nes,wl~o~% mmd an cxplanauon. mnnmp for re-elccum In Ward 1, Ln the case of IJW student\, the votcd m faxour of a moratorium o n C q oi\Y7atcr1ix, regulates mil con ncwlodgnghouws @zncrdlr r e n t d ~rolsthr supply of many of thc of: by \iudenrs) only mouth\ Ixfore thc campus homes thatwe livcm,u-rms ~loublr-cohort to arnvc If $ 1 ~ thc Iocnl by-l;w\ t h x w tnuv fi ,Uou dentsdr,norgiltntc~rmidandvorcm .md w s thc tar r a e s th.adircclli nF Iw~~elect~o~rs,nwillI~e~~~~~v~Wr~d~e fects thercnrswcpq Addiochartlre plannmg, cnmnmmental :wd soc~al t h eni u ~ i m c ~ ~ v c ~ u n c ~ l . I ! Llpcm hinher rctlccuon, lhcal d c c ~ respons~bdiixsthat thc c q t m :md nun\ are much mom s ~ m ~ l rr, a r the onc would thmk that \iudents woulcl take a very jcurc interestin der~<llng Srialih Romlxr.\Te know tlicycrm, butbchriwe knouirthcybavecomc whocalls ~heshotsmtheat! th.rrrhi!;md gone; rhrn out of the srnoki of call home fol thrcc years. thcd~ctioni~h~del~nserner~~clectc~l Alas, tlus a not the casc I n the pol~trc~;mpn,pos~ngt~,h~,u\eall stu2000 election a totd of 08 studcnts denrs<,i~NorthCnmpusand to tmn\ voted at the Village One polhng staponns toand fro In, wq ofalulift (a hen, out ofthc approxlmatcly 4.000 thatlivedcm-campusatthcrime. W h c;undidatcm 111e2000elrcuonactually pamapation as a o e n ~ ~ cthis, a s ~ t ' m I d propox th.4 I'he lesson) Turn !-our elecuim r d a r on. It's our city, surprisethatsh~dcntconccmsarenot talrenscri~,uslyatC~tytiall.Ttdocri~'t too. Rcach out nnd tale hold. h a w to he this way and Monday's clec~oncanmal,ethu~~~vcryd~ffcte~~r Chrn Edey ~ndccd.

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DealUxu), 'This mornmgl w o k up andrcal mcd 11'sNovembcr ilrcxk! (:anp,u t,ellevc ~ t L) o o k lAr JI'Stimc oncr a s n n rr, gc thn,ugl:l,(he annual No vrmbcrcheckl~s~.l rtssce,l'mmart\ie, s o m n e sounds somcthmgl~keths: essay, rhmkuptd~afc,rprolerr,cssnr, w-ntc proposal for project, c\\av, essay, finlsh thc pnqcct, thmk up d e a f i r next project, essay. Ar thc ramr t i m , I'd bcttcr work mough trcurs part umc to stn! afloat during thi exxm per~oda~ld, whcnivcr I can.tak enoughbb;dmuratr\ toheahlcru mch mi arm ~nthe microw.l\i o n hlgh fix a mmure w x h m t mmcmg 011,;mdonemore thing-l~hoi~ld p~cLu p w m e of tl~oscI'm o t <;i,ld

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will. I gunc I?', ahcn.. h i thr prof jmt \.w hc'\ ncldlng anorhrr .t\*lgnmenl to the si.llabus' Ma!-IxTjust ~rnngmedthat. Nopc, halt tlw class IS nmv whhmg, d v h ~ probnbl) h mcun\it'\ fix real 1need somc r c l ~ fI.ley,T'!l h e t ~ f l conwntratc rcal bard, I can turn thc prof ~ n t ca blg fat whltc-h.urid old ~ m ~ ~ ! n a r e d s r u t . L ~ t m c ]... ~ btrey, tl~ Thursday ~ t ' s w o r h g Ir'\S2inta!Smta ! hascome tohelpusall relanlToys hxcvcnonel Man, I'm uot of it.

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Let us all be whorish housewives

Palestine week in SLC

Lyuoll~A , Itnpor!anr, tlierr wm 5% "\Tarmng: Chid hliirs ;llic;id" 91gn vrs~hlyli,dScillustI ~ ~ - i ~ n c ~ ~ F t h r S l . ( ~ ~ ,>op~lrllmil"~<,. I h;ii.cn,, deawho put that rhcrc, liiittlrat m.iki.; a pa\w,n.iic statctncnt - i,bimu4v, thc perwm who pnt 11 tllerch itrungit opposed lol'alirrlne \\ick. A s~tn~lat t)pr o f b c h , ~ \ ~ m r , , r r u r t ~ dulren Nornlin rinhlcston u m c toqxak at I\Yrclr~nngth~ \ommcr. "yes" u d r mmny piuple wlcly con Does 11 ri;illi !nal~ea~tn,ngpolnt ccrned wnh the eutrimcs.lumpmngto \C'~tl~thcrealt~y~~f~r.rd~lil~~~~~~iipp~o,~~I~I,? c i ~ m j :somithm!: lhkr !hi\? The r;i&cal conclu\amsd,,t\ not tale Into q, mv anxlct! m d tc:rr of the hlturr only thmg I ttnnk a h n n when 1 \cc ,xcrounr thc Innbv artnbutc\ hut only I~x~msbe;ir-~ly:~l~i~~emvhn,wn-l~mrcd rhlh (frcm :I c ~ , n ~ p l e t r l y u i ~ ~ n \ ~ ~ , l v e d rro~n.R.L~1)oimylnendsar~cmbrac-lr~nbthc ohmmn, thus crcmlg ,:l plcnm persptruri) 1s that thir person \pmr al~,toftimetn:$mg~s~gn that makes t h c m l ~ x ~ k q u ~ i c u ~ n i ~ t c 'Lhcre's ll~gent , n o honourm dclac~ngnnother~na n aonreevenhm jobs sellon the wall cffort t o p n , m o t e p n x d f a n d from next ro m\ felr n ~ t l n gfor thcnr what 1 see, much of lhls contl~ct(at ,p,,nc,~l,71,~ctl~,n.~,"Was she a whore or low <&dlle',\t 011 cdmpus) rC,oI"c\ mx~11<l on thc other liand, housewife? "'""'"""IP"' honour and pride for om's backam less prcpared tr;ut\. grormd. I uronld h:wr much rathcr str0US or motherly?" Surrenderand cxaemrly u n rccn a poslt~vidcmonstrat~onhorn Ing easy 10 tnovr for - ~ ~ f ~ ~Djc~jOnary d ~ ~ ~ to, such ; ~% both psrtlcs on campus, promoung w,lrd. Some days I meihod of rhemwlvcs m aposiuv~hghr,rsthcr am cvcn unabk a, than hnng~ngto the forctiunt :all of Iqx~ss~blccho1ce4 tl~cncg,~tiuea\pccrs we alr~ad)know Smmg m rn) elghtccnth century about. htcr~t~uecla~s,lwas prescnrcdwltli an ,optmn thar I had n c x r Iathomcd. Someth~ngthar womcn m the paat rnrght h.tur been cmfronted wth. I:lt,a Il;iywcd, a popdar wntcr during tlree~ghtccnthcenturywas sul, j r r t m i : ~ ~ ' l ' c o n r n ~ v c ~tohcr"scan vd~~i dalous" hfcand herrum~cehtcratllre. Wtiangsuchworksas 1nvcinEcurrand Imr iii a ! f i r e appealed m a y to a fcmale au&mce and &apsted mmy steampn,ducooo.Tbehcve~thassomc t~irnr,nallh~,twatcrfaiiceta~mdcloscothcn. Looking to label I l:ywood's thin^ to do wnh the temocrature at the door aeatn. (;mc thx ahnut six role ;u hcr m e the O+M Fn&d Dlc m u t e s o r until steam n b~llowy wluch water cundcnses (ask your h S fionay later a s k 4 mo "cry meresung Stcp Three. quesor~ns;"Wa\~hcawhorc~~ral~ouscfnend\).lhemnre steam 111â&#x20AC;&#x2DC; bctter. Spliff lopcople wtfe? Monstrou~r~rmotberIy~"1fonIy r;mo. th15 stcp Iliad knownmyfuturcuuld brdccr'1'0 clull your bathroc,m LI,C It is easier t o create I ~ lamacan C mlncd so easllyl l'orgct;~~~ply~ngt~,~mdu~erchr,ol, xll I n c d to do iicfore gradurnon 15 ur down and u r ~ g thc l ~ pnis and cons 01 clnw t l x hat11 5hould n c r r r l,n~y,a\vlrimvc~sus; ~ h o u r c ~ i ~ Uur Ir. lhwc 5pI1ff I < > ,va,t '1 ,VC<>"<I, rooiil ,loot. <r<,d'lJ,'tI I>' a w l ~ ~ ~ r ~ s l ~ p c r w n r.ltw o i m r n c than 1.3 Th<r h,,iisnvh' I gue\\ rhc Oxfoni 1.q:hh Stcp~~~ri~:I'rc-src~~nihch:ithrnom alloxs f o r nux~ir~ion ifficjcnri In Prc \tranmg tlic harhro,,rn n \cj! Ilutniiiiiiy~~~\ltnlulerliad) wirhnldxk ~ ~ n p ~ m m Ilerau\cnlse,~afcr ' r h ~ ~ , \rnohi~api~~~i an~l~~-luviua~~~~wmch.W irlh n o n v m r f o r Remcmher. pcopic - p u f t pnfi r o cri..oe stranl iirlth nr) imc ni thc r g r q An.,, d~c.icrum~rl.rtel slrc\uln?) hnihnmm. If pi,u try to start thy ~ptcmI~:~rl~ccnallev~atcd.lkne~vII~i~~i see JAMAICAN-STYLE, page 11 m l \ d sorncdkgl sh,wer m t h c \ c q ~ , n cplied lo thc

How to survive a Jamaican hotbox

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Jamaican-style: three easy steps

Calling all comics!

Continued from page 10

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by Monday 17 th!

Fogel foregoes conventions (and English majors love him for it)

Whai'\ 111c;idvnnt:ti.i r,f m d ~ i n g (:uI,:,~ ‘‘Zen, timcm," m w e r s I'ogel, w1,<,1,<,ng\a,,<,\l'r<,f(.l,l>~,,, ~'\<>IL,tx,nar\ Clir ( ; u e i r : ~ o n h ~ s ~ ~ t f r c i ~ ~ bi,qcl.ttrci~dciigr~iiiu.ircscliool rt the L ' n ~ i t r v t iof lirwsh ('dumlm l~ora.i~hciirdr,ot~~I~ciih~~arrrt 1 0L U ~ S ii~ wpirior I pn,rid o n w c c c r s f n l . H c \ ~ ~ c n t i , r ~ t , ~ ohtsP11n bt,~tr~ t t c m Putduc V n ~ v c t \ mm Induna. Although III\ .ttc:i\ uf inrcrmr x c coniernporar! lirllon and thcor), l'ogel's a u r s r s h,me run llx X;umut from tmvd htct;~tuxn, pusr-mudcrnlsm to m e n r e lklion ,Irnonglusm.m\ ~pub1icanons:m~I e~l~txngrre,lft\,F~,gcl \ctmcda\ an<&cord h , x d trielnber forthe n o a d e f u n ~ Jt O L I ~ : ~&mftljilifl, , an . ~ w x d urtnnfngl'<,nmo 1,nirdquartcrlr on <..mad~;mcultorc. "I l~liet~,w~n,ler,"saysF~,~l,whcii asked how lie spends hls frce tlme. And ~ndrcd,t t ~ g c lnour nmkcs lus home In "uvmder"-iul 'l'onmo, ad mittlnghr ~ x e i e l - c l ~ f , q a u c \ l l ~ a l o f f ~ t wh.rr hc c.iila "thc morc m . q p : d I,,

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mough to whct t h appcutc ~ ofcmn thc tno\~acad~m~callv m i f e d pupd.

well, thcre m no assrgnmenr d c x lmcs ( s a x fin the l a t dayofclas\c\). 011, bur be sure to check your senslunucs at thc d u o r h g c l ' \ love ufht I\ rfvallecl o n l ~ l hl\ ~ ylove orlewd conc~der)ourcrlt~\~arnrrl. In lm30 years on thc faculty at St. Jcnmc's, li,gclh.~.rc.ancd a rcpum

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u m a\ aI,mdofhypir h i p p hlpster, whose fast-paceil,niin-~equcnoal Iccn~rc\udi;~~h~dc:~i~R~r~il~ii~niisp~t~~ slrcam oironsr~ousnc\s. 5 c n m s Ixigl~rh\ttdcnts, hon C ~ L L , K U ~ ~ I W ZhLg c l t i n ~ - lh~ tc~ ~ m ~nyxrcdand j n r l \ i i t htri-rl-ynnallcl n h ~ een t I ~ ~ ~ s ~>t,SCCIIX, i ~ ~ v .19 nor c.rsrlk iurbcd ~ h , ~ l ~ > ~ Ic.,> l?I, ! , F~,c~i> \ , . I ' S , , ~ C ~ )

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Stan Fogel: the man knows his literature.

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Palestine Week at UW

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Acclaimed filmmaker enlightens UW Elena Sterling SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

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Field hockev laces fifth in nationals

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Friday, November 7,2003, (W) 6:00 pm, (M) 8:00 prn vs York Lions, U W Physical Activities Complex

Warrior Badminton ( M I ( Saturday, November 8, 2003, 10.00 am v i Toronto Varsity Blues, UW PAC Gym Sunday, November 9,2003,10.00 am vr Ryerson Rams, UW PAC Gym

Women's h o c k e y f i n d w i n c o l u m n

Field h o c k e y t e a m leavesnationals empty-handed

Saturday, November 8, 2003, ( W ) 6:00 pm, ( M ) 8:00 pm vs Laurentian Voyageurs, U W Physical Activities Complex

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Lakehead Lakers, UW PAC Gym

First h a l f w o e s result i n losses f o r women's basketball t e a m

Women's volleyball t e a m have d i f f i c u l t y finishing sets

Warriors ice up another win Rod McLachlan IMPRINTSTAFF

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UW second-year goaltender Scott Gouthro keeps a close eye on the puck in regular season plaby.

Missed opportunities sink UW Ian Blechschmidt IMPRINTSTAFF

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(:all 11 a ~ p o ~ .~t Js ~ c h i , bthe u t Le! to w l n n ~ n gganrcs 1s cxccurlon. \i hcthcr it'\ Ihzir~lrdl,hocbcy o r i.c,llc!hall, thc team thnt ccmbtbtently malie\ l h i plq-, wm.r and chi. team that d o e \ n ' ~ ,wcll, ducsn't. T h c Warriors' mens volleyball team learncd this lecson the hard w:r! on W'cdncsdxy night at UW'c Phisical i l c l m ~ t ~C,,mplix;i\rhcy cr droppcd t l w ~ rx c o n d gamc In .I r o w , losing In strdlght \ct.r to t h r vl\ltlng York llnlrcrslty I.lnnr Theg;mmc e s s m t d l y c a m e <lnw-n to thediffcrcncc hetWccn thc Watcrh,oV(;nrr~nr\:mdthcYorlLxms n1,ilmrs to e w r u t c rhur serve, and ILt11 \hr,t\. Though thc W a r n o r \ scntb:illaftirb.rll\~~deof hi c o u ~ t , r h c L ~ o n srmncd down point, w ~ t h all thc BCLIITRC) o i a (:I/\ snjper, . t l k w ~ n g~ h c mt<,he In ci,mni.mrl 01 thc game For p r t q much rhc c n t ~ r eh m x and a Ihall;w1nnrng2514.25-19 and 25-18. Aftct ylr cng up a p o ~ o r , i l ~ c f ~ r s sr r r r c of thc g:~mc,l h r \i .~rrlo r b ~umpe< nut l ti, .in early 3 I lrnd thank\ to somc lkij-blocktng X l d die S l c v r ~ hloussrau, l a h n g wilh setter H~-ockl'rlinr nnd p2rmlsrng rooklelril d c r U n n hlurray,f<>tlrd nvu strnlght atrcmpted blll %hots In thc YorL I.limi'front lrnt h t 1u\t:~molnent,llI<,<,kcd as th<,ugh n tlghr d c f e n s ~ci match was chap ~ n gup - hut 11 dicln'l la\r long. Y o r k cnught .&hrcakd-liin \\ .I-

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UW tournament leaders Scor~ng- Mikc Srwran, 17 p.p.g. Rebounding- Mke Sovran 7.4r.p.g. Assists - Bryan Nichol, 10 assists

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