Everytime you masturbate.. .God kills a kitten. Thoufihts?
,,~D ~ O O ,,, t isso cute,he wouldn't hurt a soul!" Cube Jam organizing comminee
"It could be true, but there'd be a lot of kittens dead i n Waterloo." Fahd Sheikh, Adeel Haider and Ali Lodi 4A economics. 38 math and 3A math
"Carry the two, plus three ... that's not so bad." Tim Sargeant 4A biology
"That'd be like six kittens today." Mary Carothers and Val Maloney 2A health and 2A psychology
"Oh shit! That's terrible." Stephanie Johnson 2A pre-optometry
"Don't tell me Jesus didn't do it." Kendra Ferris 2A arts
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Feds-funded candidates fail to win ridings in municipal elections Kimberlv Mackhan and Mark Stratford IMPRINTSTAFF
chan~dfri,m$SOOt~,$150,:md~rw.rs oppmrrdac thitncctmg " l h a d a a k d about the n,cts~,famucucp~lclicui,n rampalgn and, based o n r l w answer\ prwndrd, $500 rccmcd too h~gh," and "$350 IS ;ilx,ut Ill p cmt of a modesrc.m~p,u~~~budgcrforcounol, 51, I i h d It 1, ;i f:urly :tppn,pn.m nurn1,er"
"If w e don't show serious interest in municipal politics, we'll never be taken seriously." R o b e r t Ewaschuk math co-op counc~llor
Thc ~nonc!foi rhis fundu~gwnris from the k d c prrsdrnt'h cpeual prrqccfc fund. i~ T'nforrun.~rcl\. S h n ~ d l , , r c c ccd only 5.22perceni ofthrw,te\tnVihrii
So much for phoning it in
City of Waterloo election aftermath A new mayor, numerous by-a-hair victories and other wacky developments Kourtney Short
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For the second time in two weeks, the courtesy phone in the SLC has been stolen right off the wall. This despicable two-time crime will no doubt inconvenience UW students needing to make local calls, such as empty-handed third year arts student Erin Lambert, who was shocked enough to exclaim, "Ican't believe people do that!" Until the phone is replaced orfound,Turnkey Desk hasa phonethat peoplecan usefor emergencies.Anyone with information aboutthetheft isasked toanonymously contact campuspolice,ext. 4911.
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Do you know what Feds are UW lacking in bike safety Survey says UW cyclists are forgetting their helmets doing with your student fees? Feds general office budget finally gcts approved
Whoosh! Look at this safety-minded student go! Yaacov lland SPECIAL TO IMPRINT
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UW: our reputation precedes us
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ExpressBooks put o n hold Thc UW Bookstore has announced that, come wnter, students wdlno longer be able to orderthe~rtcntbooksonlinc.'IhcExprcaaRooks serwce was simplytoo~neltic~ent and expcns~vc
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PRfMIERIiCN I THE NOVEMEBER 28 ISSUE Of IMPRIiI
Roberta Jamieson speaks to students Erin L. Gilmer
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Roberta Jamieson,an advocateforaboriginal rightsandthefirst aboriginal woman t o earn a law degree, spoke at UW. infcnoi and ~nrrp;ll,Ico f g m c r n m g ~>,T,,'\<,C,. lt,m,\el\,~s," SAKI Slir w u t o n to . d d othrrAsrr,rrpm r m i lhat i l v u l d he left hiliinil, rn c l ~ ~ ~ l ~ t ~ ~ ~ t~e \l \ \~~ t~F l ~fm~t ~ c t t k ~ ~ ~ r t r ~ ~ ~ ~ \laui,n\arernrl-r Inl-t.sucr.iricundir t , ~ k l n pt t ~ r i t i l ~~~g ~ n ol rxe d,md tlrmgs can hc dim' t i n 111r1,mitirofn:iurc pc,>p1c ,tt,,>,,trttc 2't~,d r<,nsenT ,,f t h p~w p l i t l i i m \ i l r i \ '"l'tww ra\umption\ drmc decx5ionsrbcry d.ii," \hi w r l . " T h q roiinihuti. to thi~,b\~a\t\-eobuic~,fpr,wcr 11) t h e g o i r r n ~ n e n t . " Kcccntl!, rhc L~hir;ilg,\.crnnicnt has b c i n pu\hmq l h r i hdls ~ th.itdi:rl
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Musical talent entertained a friendly crowd at the UW Sustainability Project's Climate Change Coffeehouse.
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Warriors dominate as season begins In llirir oprnlng carme\ p l . ~ i dn n N < n i i n h c t7 .md 8 , tlir 1 7 1 ~ 1 1 ' 5hib~rhail1c.m g<,r olt to 2-0 sratt apunct the York 1.m1s and thc 1,aurentt;un \royageur\ ' 1 ' 1 ~\vm\ ,~gucntYork(87-71)and I.aurinnln (75-60)wcrr hlghhghtcd hy anobcr,111 strong tenm effort. Thew wms were cyxcrally ~mportmraftcradlrappmntfng fourth placc fin~shs t the annual hornecomtng Naimuth tOLLl"'alllTllt. The N a ~ \ m l t h1t1 , thc p a r , I d xlwavs been n hugctrmmph for the Wnrnors. However, come champ>unship Sunday, whcn they had no h q e s of capturmg thc tltlc, head c,,nrhTom Kmwrtrer had ad~lTerctit;ippn,;rch. "Wr wcrc pl;iyingYurb,mSun dx\," s a d coach R~csiietter."We had :m nttirude o f wmtmg rn w ~ n thc ~ m xhut , morc ~mpurtantly, wewanted tocr,meout ofthcawmi know~ngwhatwe had ro rh, to hcat thcm the followmg wcck." 'l'hc\X'arrmr\ opened lhc 2003200.1 games nn November 7 wflh a game agamst rhi Y , r k I tons, who had b e a ~ m thcm a wcckcarhcr. O n e lkcyd~ftrrenrewa\tirat Couch K , I ~ pwnt gii;~nl,Brvtn N~clrolu ~ ~ ~ l d not be .ivatlnl,le i o r rhegan~c,2,s Iw was scrwng a s u s p c n s ~ o nfrom a n elhnwmg ~nrideotfrom last war. IOcswittcr \\auld n r r d w m r u w tn 5tcp up fn hiadi'irncc and lic got $1 ~n the form uf 111s n w n fle\h and blood. Scci,nd-yenrs\\rsngnan,M;irr luciwrtrcr, c a n ~ e ~ , f f t h r b c ~ ~ c l ~ a r ~ d l>rc,~,gl,tl,fc to the \K",cc,<,L, t l ~ tin~shcduntl 14 poinrs o n 11/14 \1,<,nt,ng. " l t f i l r ~ r c r r , " ~ . nMatt d "TlclpIn# t,,rnnlrlborc 10 lhi rc.int'\u~n , I I U R >kSc l s g n d \ \ ~ t l > N ~ t xnut -l~i h ' i ' t , , I l,.,'l,, ~ t , ' , n c tt,, ~ ]pl,,\!ng<#n l,I,,, I,ttlr ,,,,,K:,ncl I l , K < II < , t a !I,\ rol(. " IIL\LJ\,m>tthc < m l v p l , ~ \t<,\cc c~ \ u r c c c s I$:ain%l Yr,rl\ ( ~ l v i ni r.irc
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C I I U L E d a u d i .rlsii h d . i hlggmli. '~I~.<l,\-~,~cl,l h <<,lI,,* ~ o\<r .ichc\ ir,"\.ial~o.ich I&\wctt<r "I l i c.m I,aliIc w ~ t l ithe I,lgqi\t g n i s 111 chi. country. 1 l i g ~ c \L I ti,ngh:hnc\\, ~ rrlcntlcssness; things rwu ncid to be soc~essful." Also contr~butmgoffthc bench was Andrcw Coatsworth, who prov~dcilsevcn prnnta and f h r re bounds. I.rke his h u r , Andrcu's gamc I r growmg and hls role of prrw~dmgdcfcnsme qu~ckncssIn slde, as well as the penmctcr, I S becommngincreasingly valuable. The Warnors scnnngwas spread out with tivc players reachingdouhle figures. M k e Sovran led t11c tcam with 15points,whilcDaveMur1Mey and Matt Kicswettcr chipped ~ n w l t h 14 points The leading scorer for 16 York wasBratlislavMisov~cw~th
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Warriors' guard Bryan Nichol lines up a free-throw at the Novernber 7 game against York Lions, which UW won 75-60. pomts. Theneit nfght, thc\Va~'arnor\wcre hopmg that t h c ~strongpla) r would carry over agamht Laurcntmn. Two thing\ djrl carry ovcr; the Warriors strong team play and the performance of hfikc Sovran. Sovran again led thcwavw~th15pomt\and seven rebounds, whde gomg 3/6 from beyond the three-pomtal-=.Thedccismn to dew Sovran to shoot by thcLaurenuancoaches proved to be a qucstmnahlc dccmon to say the leabt.
The Warrmrs entcrcd thc half w t h a mne pmnr lead desprte 20 first half polnts from Laurrnnan pomt guard, J m JeCFerwn. "We had to stick w ~ t hhonest dcfcnsc,"ms~stcdcoach K~eswetter. we hclicved hc couldnot contmue to shoot like that throughout thc bccond half." Thc Warriors successfully contained Jcfferwn through the remamder of the gamc and saw their lead expand wfth a 14-2run to start the half. The Warriors pulled away
from Laurenrian and the gamc was over nnlv m n u t c s mto the second half. T h e Warriors dommatcd 1,aurcntran rns~dewtth a 38-24 rrboundmng edge. Michael Davis led the way w ~ t height rebounds, followed by Sovran with seven, and commgoffthe bench,MdiMdidrag had six. T o p scorers for thc Warm ors aercMunklcy and Sovran w ~ t h 15 n piccc, whilc M~chaelDavis chpped ~n w t h 11. Jefferson of 1.aurentmn led all scorers wlth 25. After one weekend, the Wardor
men's basketball tcam 1s off to a vcry promising start. The Warr~cxs coachingstaffandplaycrs havemade ~t\,cry clear what thetr goals for thc ycararc. "We want to make ~tto thc nat~onalchamp~onships,"ffieswettcr s a d . Only tfmcwilltell~fthis goal will become reahty. l'hcy will not have to w u t long however, as thc Warriors travel t o Toronto thls weekend to face Rperson and the Untversq ofToronto. Thcy return homeNovember26 to faceBrock.
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Women's v-ball serves two wins
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Women'svolleyball notch wins against unlikely opponents
Saturday, Navcmbcr 15,2003 IW) 1:00 pm, ( M I 3 00 pm Goldcn Hawks UW Physcal Act~vit~es Complex
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'l'hi wr,mcn3s volleyball team reconled IWO n c a m r r thls past wcckcnd a g a n s t Ottawa and I akrhead 'I'hr wins ~mproved tlicro>trnll record 102-3. In this still young season the \Tarrlnri hxur equallcd t h r ~wm r total ofthe past two seawna combmcd. t v e n morc rrnpri-ssive, lhc Warriors wcrc facmgan undefcatcd Ottaw-a ream 'l'hc t c m ~ showcd resillenre, corning back to win 3 sets to one, after droppmga clmc first set 2025. Agaimt T.akhmd, thc Warrlors won m strmght \ r t \ w~thrclatlVL ca\c. O n Satunln!-, Noremhcr 15 at 1:00 p . m , t h ~tc;m hosts t h c ~ r rir;ds,l.aur~er(3-2) Women's hockey drops a pair
Thewomcn'\ hotkcy t r a r had wcrhtnd, facmgoff.+ymt wu tup t ~ CIS n mnled Icatnh. On F n d w tlic tcanl tacccl the sec,,nd-rsnbidV:~c\~t> Illucs. The rcao? lost2-0,lm ~ f l ~ w r r i n u t f i , r rhc srcllargoalteiirl~ngr,LBcthan~ Stuart, thr scorewould ha\elAiIv hccnmuchwuisc. Thcgo:d~ewa\ shelled with 45 ahors, 23 ofthose
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comlngmthefirstpenod. Watcrloo thought that tlicy hadscored,on the power play, hut the goal WAS c;illcd lrack by thc rcfcrcc. The Warrlora had some other chanccs In thc sccond pcrwd, uhere the). rontrollcd mosl of thc p l q , but were not ahlc to beat the oppo\it~on'sgoahc. O n Sunday the Warnors hostrd thcirnr:dr, the m t h ranked 1.auricr. The puck was s~mplynot bounctng t h i Warnors' way and they Imt 2-1. Go,~ltendrr,AILXISHubcr, was able tu kccp the game c l o x w t h nrmy sarc\ commg froln close rangc. 1 ;auner ccnred midwry through the \ccundon thepowerplay, rr, tnkc thc lead \Y1atcrluo thought thsl thcv had tted the gatn' but, hkr ~n the Toronto game, the g o d war called back. \Y'atcrloo contmued to pre\s and a hemtiful tlc-tac-toe passmg play lcd to n I,reahawav goal by Juhe Scmali.. I .aurier scnrcd thcgoahead goal w t h three mloutr\ rcrnalnmg I" thcg;mc. hven after pullmg thur goalie, thr\Varnurs were notable 10 nct thccrluahz?r. Thts meelend thc V(/:~rnorshost Q u ~ r n ' ?.md h o c k XI Ihe Iccficld\, Prlday and Saturday night. Hotb games Are slated for 7.30 p.m. Unimpressive record does not show team's improvement
The\ p s t ww"kmd the men'\ I~,,cleyt e r n facid taw CIS nnhtrl rrmmr. O n Wrdnesday thc \Y .mxm vcrcrdgcd6-3 b) thrRn,chB:dgcr\ O n Saturdayaftirnoun tt~rrenmfxrecl rhr York I.mn\. \V;itcrloo was with our four reguhrs,a\ thiywcrcaway
with thc soccer team at the nattonals. The Warnor- cnmc \ rry closc to winning a,q:unst thc Y C ~ ) t t q h q h t h ranlicdYork. Unfortunatch, thcy lost 3-2, marhlng rhcu s ~ ~ t h loss of t h i srason. Spicml hncups played a hugc rolc for the Warnors, ns they lkilled s~xpcnnltres,md 110th thclr goals c,mw wflh thr marl ailvantagc,wh KwmHurleyand (;sty Huszar~k each m m n g on?. 11goal ln thc third cotning;ilm~,st~mdwag ~pcnudended up h r q thc gamewmncrturYorl, TlwV'arnut~wcrc only ablc to put rhrrc shots < mnct, rnahng ~t t n u g h ~ rto get the t ) ~ n g go;d. York ended up outshootmg \Y'alcrluu 37-19, Although thr tcain has n rombmrdreconl o i l 6 andun m r r t ~ m e g In\\, thlr 1s an ~ r n p r o v ~ nhuckcy team thatpr<,\rdes,,pp<,ncnt\ur~th ~compeuuvccdgc,somct hmg thcy wercnot ahlc ti,dr~l;rstscasnn.lnst nlght the team phvcd Launer. Re~ult\wcrcnotava~l:~l~leatprcs\ umc. Cross country t e a m place seventh in nationals
T h ~ spast weeLtnd, thc cross ronnlry tranl curnpete<lIn thc CIS Chnrnpl<,n\hq~,~~~Nii\x HI-unswicli. The team cappcd.~grcntseason by f i i u ~ h ~ ~ ~ gICI s lhc ~ ~t om~tml ~ nm~nt. A\ ;I ribrllt ,,f t l w r grwt pcr fnrnmnci\ rhough,,ut the viar, Kr~stfeTI m r y :indlLhke I oguewere n.uncd .\ll-(:;un;ul~an\. Thc) fini \ h d fonrtrenth and lvr~lfthO ~ ~ C T d l rc\pcctwclll
Warriors endure up-and-down weekend Adam McGuire IMPRINTSTAFF
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The \ccond h:dt i o u m o w of thc t h \Y:111101.S ~ ~OiltlllllCdto nl.muL~cluri ofleme ihk kccpmg lhurpnonl~espwrl)h~rrsidi,nm,p pyg tltc L.~ons 111 rhnr tr;icb\. A\ the \L'.mur~crmunuid oh ah Yo, k l n tlic dcfenrwr end, rhp \Y atcriw cconng bm,rge sprarhc:rdid l g T<lecuwier cununucd unthoui a n e n n g . By thc fume the final buzzcr mundcd, thc \X"m~orswcrc ahlc 10 hold Yorl, to a pnlq28.6 Reid-gogoalpercentgi..Thc Warr~orscla~rnedvrctoty, rcglscnng the 56-40 wm. ficswcttcr'\ rclurnw;l\ol~mousl~ S d l l V , '5%
UW's Julie Devenny has a drive halted by a foul call during Waterloo's 87-54 loss on Saturday. road tnp In Toronto a q n s r Kverson. Thcy rrnlrn hr,mc on \X'cdni&y, N~~~.rrnbrrP61oh~,s1 B m c h ihePhyslCAI Actlvltles Complex. Cknremnr 1s 600 p.nr.
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rmed event {or nnv country other f r m x andhc lid ihcNewYorkRangKepublic m thc Olympic\ and (he than Ciinadx ir\ w ~ l h 27 gods last season. VI orid (:hamp~,nsh~ps. The reason The sad tlunga that N c d v c d ~ sa t\dd to t l r r p a c k ~ ~ g c h s l r ~ d r r ~ h15~ pIhnt Nerl~eilllas plavcil for thc fbrgottm Canadian. 111s name was ~lu~huc~8\ana\slstnnl caprain forthe Can;~&;inN:~u~,nal'l'wm;un~lmon an never rnemuocd by the mc&a durvrleran-l,&n Kangci. t a m and Olvmp~cwlwr medal for (:.inn& m lng thi\rlccuonpn,ccs\ for ~he2002 Ncdwd wrcly hilong\ miong ~ h c 1994, Canadfan Olyrnp~cTenm.Part~,ftlre world'\ he51 'ThcCzcch h i x n P e ~ r N r ~ l v e ~ l a n sdifficulty is that In the last tell y c m 'lhe dfiliculi t h n g for the casual rm(:an;bda's 1994 \1lurr-w~nnmg01- Ned! ed h ~ pla)cd s for rhrcc zlmcr~h o c l q ohsrr\crs tori.;h~cisnotthat p p c lran1v~I~erel~rsco1~~1 fivcg~xls. a n cluc, m St.Loua, I'ittshurgh and Nedved IS ijuhiicd tc, pl;iy in ~ h r FTemaswdcly consldcrcdas tlicrccNcw Yorh. 'l'hcrctorc, ihr &a o r yaliU ' ~ k I C ~ ~ p ,th:itNcclvcd1s but ond-bcstpcrfonncron thattc:un bcplckingNedvedfi,ra(:anad~an team ficd to plq. f<x'l'can~ (:anada. hmd Paul I c ~ n y ; ~ . 1s mrumlly never l~roughtup Surpnbmgas I L may seem, Pctr Jn fact. L'irr N ~ d v i dI \ thc h i VC'h~le Nsd\ed Ihs Ireen overNcdvcd15 a (:an;uImn,l,ut\ 1rtuaIly C.uradian to \ c r m o n l m la\( h o t ~n looked hy Canatl~ans,hcod!o p p o r all ca\ual f a n s would lahcl hima\ .r a p c n d t ~41r,otoui at the O l l m p m r u m ) to piny fur rhc CzcchKcpubhc (:zich In rr;hty, he I S bnnnid by - not <;ret;.Lg, not I.indros, not Ir through rhc World Cup, whrhlch 1s ~hcTnlernationaII c c H o c k r y b i d T<anya,hul Pelr Nedbcd. not:mIlliF-g~~vrrncclcv~i~t. In fact, eratlon (TIHI') roplay h x t h i ( > c c h TIISp n r t i c q ~ t~~r ,thc r ~ 1994 01N ~ d v c dplawd for Ihc <:~cch\ in the
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